Contest #667


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667

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Let's just go with the open floor plan.”
  2. “They’re not testing our intelligence. They’re testing our marriage.”
  3. "It's been tested on humans."


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-06-23T21:09:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-07-14T21:10:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-07-01T21:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 8, 2019
Number of captions 6215
Number of responses 1117451
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Maybe we should try thinking inside the box. 2.1550 0.00575 16444 3403 7091 5950
1 Look, it's right here - "cheese sold separately" 2.0446 0.00622 15860 4528 6097 5235
2 This is the last time I sign up for a research experiment sponsored by Ikea. 2.0364 0.00713 13032 4091 4377 4564
3 You're right; it's a trap. 2.0224 0.00748 10898 3204 4246 3448
4 Let's just go with the open floor plan. 1.9932 0.00655 13680 4069 5642 3969
5 They’re not testing our intelligence. They’re testing our marriage. 1.9788 0.00697 13374 4498 4671 4205
6 I think we can build a better one. 1.9512 0.00703 12751 4357 4667 3727
7 If we move the cheese tray to the front, we'll save a lot of running around later. 1.9125 0.00719 11524 3979 4576 2969
8 Now that we ate the cheese I kinda don't see the point. 1.9070 0.00788 10211 3775 3617 2819
9 Remind me again how this will prevent us from getting Alzheimer’s. 1.8895 0.00974 6917 2693 2295 1929
10 Who writes these instructions...cats? 1.8892 0.01004 6609 2606 2129 1874
11 Well this is just great honey. The directions are written in gerbil. 1.8390 0.00784 10445 4332 3463 2650
12 Apparently he expects us to do his entire science project for a piece of cheese. 1.8381 0.01506 2576 994 1005 577
13 Let’s try thinking inside the box. 1.8252 0.01394 3044 1213 1150 681
14 We're in the control group. The experimental group doesn't get the instructions 1.8235 0.00851 7852 3048 3142 1662
15 Let's just go to live in the box it came in. 1.8141 0.00831 8849 3676 3142 2031
16 To heck with this. Let’s go poop in their sock drawer again. 1.7954 0.00968 6975 3140 2122 1713
17 I dunno. This feels like a trap. 1.7817 0.00766 9435 3867 3763 1805
18 Those Swedish mice think they are so clever 1.7693 0.00953 6411 2776 2338 1297
19 Its mostly hallways and dead ends, but its affordable. 1.7692 0.00995 5463 2306 2133 1024
20 "Let's get Mexico to build it. 1.7425 0.01067 5658 2738 1639 1281
21 At last, a maze of our own. 1.7406 0.01724 1881 833 703 345
22 Well wouldn’t you know it? “Cheese not included.” 1.7385 0.00805 8328 3623 3263 1442
23 This confirms we're females - we're reading the instructions 1.7357 0.01159 4499 2111 1466 922
24 These are the best laid plans I’ve ever seen! 1.7357 0.01090 5213 2485 1621 1107
25 Told you. Cheese not included. 1.7334 0.01160 3987 1743 1564 680
26 I'm lost already. 1.7293 0.00878 7430 3407 2627 1396
27 Once we finish this, then we’ll teach him to give us food when we press the lever. 1.7226 0.01067 5003 2312 1767 924
28 Why are we always doing this on Christmas Eve? 1.7201 0.01103 4787 2251 1625 911
29 This would be so much easier with a drill, glue, and prefrontal cortex. 1.7152 0.01259 3820 1855 1198 767
30 Maybe this IS the test. 1.7141 0.01942 1420 641 544 235
31 We go full Escher on this and blow some minds. 1.7127 0.01308 3595 1770 1088 737
32 They said if we build it, the cheese will come. 1.7120 0.02028 1389 654 481 254
33 Let's stop now while we still love each other. 1.7120 0.01246 3566 1649 1295 622
34 I miss our hole in the wall... 1.7115 0.01307 3272 1523 1170 579
35 What we need are some carpenter ants. 1.7105 0.01134 4635 2250 1479 906
36 No, I can't read the instructions. They're in Swedish. Also, I am a mouse. 1.7029 0.02038 1390 669 465 256
37 Forget the instructions. Let's build a maze we can get out of. 1.6997 0.01082 4748 2246 1682 820
38 The last time you made one of these without reading the instructions, it took us a week to get out! 1.6923 0.01023 5148 2425 1883 840
39 I take it they didn’t get the grant. 1.6909 0.01358 3083 1500 1036 547
40 I remember the days when all you had to do was ring a bell." 1.6907 0.01322 3084 1455 1128 501
41 'Why are WE building a better mousetrap?" 1.6905 0.01468 2756 1377 855 524
42 I'm building a wall, a beautiful wall, and trust me, the gato is going to pay for it. 1.6845 0.01544 2650 1387 712 551
43 I'm thinking a center aisle with cheese rooms on either side. 1.6844 0.01237 3406 1595 1291 520
44 Based on prior experiments, if we put a piece of cheese in the far corner, the humans will put the maze together for us. 1.6802 0.01151 4303 2137 1406 760
45 Okay. Now all we need is opposable thumbs. 1.6775 0.02120 1293 651 408 234
46 I bet the monkeys with the typewriters are having more fun. 1.6763 0.01355 3058 1514 1020 524
47 What the hell is an Allen wrench? 1.6751 0.02100 1305 656 417 232
48 After all this, it’d better be Brie. 1.6730 0.01700 1988 1002 634 352
49 Of course we memorize it, but if you go straight to the cheese they'll dissect your brain. 1.6675 0.02274 1152 598 339 215
50 All the parts are here – we must be in the control group. 1.6549 0.01539 2301 1176 749 376
51 Who's Allen? 1.6421 0.01798 1805 965 521 319
52 These grad students get lazier every year. 1.6389 0.01958 1407 725 465 217
53 First we build it, then we flip it. 1.6344 0.01555 2172 1112 742 318
54 IKEA is a Swedish word meaning "a part is missing". 1.6342 0.02053 1364 735 394 235
55 Wait, you already ate the cheese? 1.6258 0.02454 898 476 283 139
56 Why are "we" trying to build a better mousetrap? 1.6232 0.03115 613 341 162 110
57 So... can you read? 1.6215 0.01656 1934 1017 632 285
58 I thought this was supposed to be confusing after it was built. 1.6161 0.01432 2652 1425 820 407
59 The maze is an intelligence test. Building the maze is a relationship test. 1.6133 0.02196 1161 636 338 187
60 Don’t worry. They’ll never be able to put it together. It’s from Ikea. 1.6113 0.02327 939 492 320 127
61 OK, here's the plan: we hide a couple of the screws, and while he's on hold with customer service, we make a run for it with the cheese.... 1.6026 0.01990 1379 759 409 211
62 An emergency exit---why, that's a great idea! 1.6025 0.01614 2000 1076 643 281
63 And then they act surprised when we go directly to the cheese. 1.6020 0.02031 1294 705 399 190
64 It comes standard with Swiss, but you can upgrade to cheddar. 1.5986 0.01684 1831 990 586 255
65 Okay, the first red flag is that there's no exit." 1.5971 0.01681 1787 956 595 236
66 I am thinking outside the box! 1.5968 0.01603 1984 1067 650 267
67 These budget cuts at the lab are getting ridiculous. 1.5967 0.01558 2058 1096 696 266
68 Wait...what if THIS is the test? 1.5962 0.01768 1679 921 517 241
69 Always act like you can’t find your way, or the humans won’t add more cheese. 1.5945 0.01623 1931 1041 632 258
70 This is bullshit. Lenny and Gary are in the next room getting high. 1.5904 0.01991 1455 862 336 257
71 Maybe thinking outside the box will help 1.5851 0.01594 2068 1150 626 292
72 I'm not saying I won't help you, I'm just saying there are easier ways to get some cheese. 1.5813 0.02740 652 353 219 80
73 Did you keep the receipt? 1.5804 0.01975 1318 731 409 178
74 This is the last time we buy anything at IKEA. 1.5792 0.01730 1837 1054 502 281
75 Who the hell is Allen Key? 1.5769 0.01763 1723 983 488 252
76 Give a mouse a maze, and it eats cheese for a day. Teach a mouse to build a maze, and it eats cheese for lifetime. 1.5759 0.01893 1429 797 441 191
77 Trust me. 2 words: Feng shui. 1.5749 0.02065 1242 705 360 177
78 The instructions look like they were written by a squirrel. 1.5735 0.01843 1524 858 458 208
79 I'm thinking we could list the spare room on Airbnb. 1.5733 0.02701 682 377 219 86
80 It says it's a two man job, but are we men or mice? 1.5723 0.01974 1356 772 392 192
81 We’ll look busy during the day, and hide the dirt from the tunnel underneath at night. 1.5714 0.02889 609 341 188 80
82 Where are we going to get a phillips screwdriver? 1.5692 0.01819 1567 889 464 214
83 Fortunately, this is a Monday puzzle. Those are the easiest. 1.5686 0.02024 1254 709 377 168
84 I just hope we got the actual drug this time and not the placebo. 1.5674 0.01864 1484 842 442 200
85 Get this, the dogs listen to a bell and eat. That's it. 1.5635 0.02320 953 543 283 127
86 If we ignore the directions and keep the open-floor plan, we'll find the cheese much faster. 1.5621 0.02604 692 380 235 77
87 I liked the one at the lab so much I thought, why not have one at home? 1.5621 0.03439 427 242 130 55
88 Let's see if there's a YouTube video. 1.5615 0.02797 650 370 195 85
89 do you want that Phd or do you want to be a lab rat your whole life? 1.5599 0.02029 1236 706 368 162
90 Are you sure that if we build it, the cheese will come? 1.5596 0.01957 1326 757 396 173
91 It looked so easy at Ikea 1.5572 0.02004 1303 757 366 180
92 Remember, the longer we act lost, the more cheese we get. 1.5567 0.02077 1128 635 358 135
93 What d'ya say we forget the maze and eat the directions? 1.5550 0.02312 964 558 277 129
94 I told you, it says it right here - Cheese not included. 1.5533 0.01949 1238 691 409 138
95 I think the white coats will be more impressed if we don’t follow the directions. 1.5522 0.01961 1217 679 404 134
96 If these instructions are how humans build mousetraps, we're definitely safe. 1.5495 0.02822 646 377 183 86
97 I didn't expect the cuts in federal funding to get this bad. 1.5493 0.03158 517 302 146 69
98 Maybe we shouldn't have solved that last maze so quickly. 1.5464 0.02039 1109 621 370 118
99 I bet we could train a graduate student to build it for us 1.5456 0.02121 1085 623 332 130
100 This is what we get for performing so well in the last maze. 1.5456 0.02278 878 490 297 91
101 Why would we want to build a better mousetrap? 1.5453 0.03031 596 360 147 89
102 I know it’s a trap, but this is our chance to build a BETTER one. 1.5446 0.02082 1098 625 348 125
103 It was bad enough when they just made us solve the damned thing. 1.5446 0.02138 1065 612 326 127
104 Spanish, French, Russian, English, Farsi, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese... nope, no instructions in Rodent. Again. 1.5436 0.02937 596 351 166 79
105 This doesn't have to be our "forever" maze 1.5398 0.02177 1004 576 314 114
106 Don't feel bad - humans can't follow these instuctions, either. 1.5357 0.02720 700 419 187 94
107 I’m not going back to that store. It’s like a maze. 1.5353 0.02286 949 558 274 117
108 I know its cheap particle board but our lifespan is only 9-12 months 1.5344 0.02231 958 565 278 115
109 You gotta think outside of the box 1.5344 0.02790 625 365 186 74
110 The Swedish mice can do it. 1.5342 0.02905 584 343 170 71
111 Let’s just eat the cheese and call it a day. 1.5341 0.02952 558 326 166 66
112 Build a better what? 1.5333 0.02302 932 549 269 114
113 Wait... the picture had cheese. 1.5307 0.02315 895 523 269 103
114 Could be a trap. 1.5307 0.02328 880 513 267 100
115 Wait...we're out. Just why're we doing this? 1.5289 0.02966 571 341 158 72
116 If you think this is difficult, you should see what they gave the hamster. 1.5270 0.02514 778 462 222 94
117 The most important thing is that it needs to look hard to them. 1.5260 0.02350 846 493 261 92
118 Running on a wheel isn't enough, now they want us to build our own cubicles. 1.5257 0.02393 837 493 248 96
119 I ask only because your last "magic cheese machine" snapped Mildred's neck. 1.5256 0.02810 664 406 167 91
120 Cheese sold separately. 1.5256 0.02420 841 501 238 102
121 I don’t know if this is to test our intelligence, or if they really can’t figure it out themselves. 1.5255 0.02853 628 380 166 82
122 Forget the instructions. We build a straight path to the cheese. 1.5243 0.02375 843 496 252 95
123 Do you see the irony here? 1.5231 0.02699 671 400 191 80
124 Screw it, let's just eat the instructions. 1.5228 0.02706 723 446 176 101
125 It's a mousepad from Ikea! What did you expect? 1.5206 0.02529 801 491 204 106
126 On second thought, open plan would be nice. 1.5203 0.02425 788 462 242 84
127 I think they're testing us. 1.5198 0.02427 781 457 242 82
128 But really, don't we all build our own prisons? 1.5194 0.02491 774 461 224 89
129 Whose idea was it to order from Ikea, anyway? 1.5161 0.02471 777 463 227 87
130 Since you are new to these intelligence tests, I’ll give you a tip: the more leftover screws you have at the end, the higher your IKEA. 1.5161 0.02601 777 483 187 107
131 You think this is a trap? 1.5160 0.02569 748 453 204 91
132 According to all the published studies we are supposed to be arguing right now 1.5140 0.03068 500 300 144 56
133 Buy from Ikea, you said. We'll save money, you said. 1.5137 0.03025 582 365 135 82
134 I told you, Råttfälla is Swedish for mousetrap! 1.5127 0.02551 747 452 207 88
135 If we're not careful, this could be a dead end job. 1.5110 0.03281 454 276 124 54
136 This time wait till we finish before you poop on the instructions. 1.5103 0.03017 584 368 134 82
137 Why are the instructions always written in Hamster? 1.5101 0.02625 694 419 196 79
138 We Get This Right and It's, 'Hello, Silicon Valley!' 1.5083 0.03231 480 296 124 60
139 What do you think of an open concept this time? 1.5073 0.02563 684 405 211 68
140 It was bound to come to this, what with all the cuts to the research budget. 1.5059 0.02650 674 408 191 75
141 Look I know I sound crazy, but the voice in my dream said, "if you build it, cheese will come." 1.5031 0.02764 642 396 169 77
142 Hey, it beats growing a human ear out of the back of your head. 1.5025 0.02907 595 371 149 75
143 goddamn Ikea! 1.5023 0.02735 665 413 170 82
144 There will be enough room for 15 babies every 4 weeks. 1.5009 0.02861 583 357 160 66
145 Let’s just cut to the cheese. 1.4992 0.02766 619 379 171 69
146 Looks like we are doing the IKEA divorce study again. 1.4975 0.02809 609 376 163 70
147 Oh great, "Cheese not included." 1.4968 0.02629 626 372 197 57
148 Let's mess with them and make it impossible. 1.4967 0.02791 600 367 168 65
149 Let's really mess with them and build it ourselves. 1.4950 0.02850 600 374 155 71
150 It's a joint research project between Johns Hopkins and IKEA. 1.4941 0.02855 593 369 155 69
151 No, the Lab guy doesn’t know that we have this. 1.4931 0.02887 576 358 152 66
152 Now remember, this is a relationship test, not an intelligence one—so just do what I say. 1.4930 0.02820 574 350 165 59
153 If we build it, the cheese will come. 1.4923 0.02917 587 371 143 73
154 Just make sure to play dumb and go down a couple dead ends.. 1.4920 0.03212 435 264 128 43
155 Seriously....an offset hex wrench? We won’t even have opposable thumbs for at least 60 million years 1.4915 0.02886 590 371 148 71
156 'Maüsmaïze'? It's like they're not even trying anymore. 1.4912 0.02775 568 342 173 53
157 I don't like these directions. It could be a trap. 1.4910 0.03707 332 203 95 34
158 Maybe we're overthinking this. 1.4905 0.03037 475 289 140 46
159 Well, let's give it a try. I know these prefab homes aren't great, but it could beat the heck out of that hole-in-the-wall we're living in now! 1.4902 0.02989 563 358 134 71
160 It's been tested on humans. 1.4883 0.02882 557 344 154 59
161 Nice job, Einstein, it says: 'cheese sold separately!' 1.4882 0.02946 549 343 144 62
162 It can't be that hard, we found our way out of the store. 1.4864 0.02938 551 345 144 62
163 I like it as is, with the open floor plan. 1.4863 0.02943 547 342 144 61
164 I told you to pay for assembly 1.4862 0.02928 545 339 147 59
165 Just once could we be in the control group? 1.4860 0.02960 537 335 143 59
166 And then we can sublet the spare room to a Millennial. 1.4857 0.03114 490 307 128 55
167 Seems a little pointless since we already ate the cheese. 1.4850 0.02859 532 323 160 49
168 Geometric shapes, clean lines. I'm thinking classic Bauhaus. 1.4846 0.02952 518 319 147 52
169 You're right, we should have paid for assembly. 1.4834 0.02921 513 315 149 49
170 No, I said I’m into Krafts. 1.4833 0.02853 540 350 127 63
171 Sure, it's gonna be a real pain to put together, but if it gets Junior into an Ivy League it'll be well worth it. 1.4817 0.03397 436 281 100 55
172 They make it look so easy in the lab! 1.4815 0.02842 513 308 163 42
173 It says a five-year-old child could do it. Go find a five-year-old child. 1.4815 0.02940 513 318 144 51
174 Next they’ll want us to publish our findings. 1.4814 0.02981 511 317 142 52
175 These millennial scientists expect everything to be done for them! 1.4807 0.02936 493 299 151 43
176 If we do this right, they'll never find us. 1.4800 0.03412 400 251 106 43
177 Did YOU know we had to buy the cheese separately? 1.4790 0.03150 499 321 117 61
178 Are these the best-laid plans of mice and men? 1.4790 0.03188 499 324 111 64
179 They’re testing our spatial reasoning and you’re testing my patience. 1.4773 0.02971 507 315 142 50
180 They just landed a huge grant to study irony. 1.4769 0.03054 497 313 131 53
181 I admit, I’m feeling less enthusiastic about this project now that I’ve eaten the cheese. 1.4764 0.03045 487 304 134 49
182 We may have a conflict of interest 1.4763 0.02984 485 298 143 44
183 These instructions make about as much sense as a New Yorker cartoon. 1.4754 0.03254 467 302 108 57
184 I don't know Jerry, this seems like a conflict of interest. 1.4747 0.03814 316 199 84 33
185 Now remember, just pretend like you don’t know how to get out, then escape through this loose panel and we’ll meet by the air vents. 1.4725 0.03214 455 290 115 50
186 It was easier when we only had to solve the maze. 1.4723 0.03031 487 305 134 48
187 Since we're two blind mice, this has to be one of those fancy double-blind experiments. 1.4720 0.03124 464 292 125 47
188 Used to be we only had to run these stupid things. Now we also have to assemble them? 1.4720 0.03048 464 287 135 42
189 I'm telling you, dude. These things are cheese magnets. 1.4711 0.03094 467 293 128 46
190 Either we're getting smarter or they're getting lazier. 1.4703 0.03041 472 294 134 44
191 Beats playing run from the python in the lab next door. 1.4697 0.03193 462 296 115 51
192 This year's grad students are the laziest ever. 1.4694 0.02933 458 291 125 42
193 Lets put the cheese right at the entrance this time. 1.4689 0.03224 450 288 113 49
194 I say chuck these directions, and go open concept. 1.4688 0.02903 465 280 152 33
195 Frankly, I'd rather get lost in a good book. 1.4684 0.04197 269 173 66 30
196 Now that we've eaten the cheese, the rest seems kind of unnecessary. 1.4683 0.03158 457 290 120 47
197 The instructions make sense, but where do I get "thumbs" 1.4681 0.03243 455 294 109 52
198 I feel like we're being tested. 1.4677 0.02954 464 283 145 36
199 Remember the good old days when they only expected us to find the cheese. 1.4673 0.03230 443 283 113 47
200 What do you mean it says "Cheese Not Included"? 1.4671 0.03350 441 289 98 54
201 What would I.M. Pei do? 1.4670 0.03219 439 279 115 45
202 It's hard work and the food rewards are terrible, but it sure beats glowing in the dark or finding a human ear attached to your back. 1.4662 0.03256 444 286 109 49
203 Something about this feels like a trap. 1.4661 0.03172 457 292 117 48
204 If it’s done then why are there so many extra pieces 1.4658 0.03481 380 243 97 40
205 What would Escher do? 1.4658 0.03580 380 248 87 45
206 I don't understand the directions, either. Tell you what, let's have sex and in three weeks maybe the new kids can figure it out. 1.4649 0.03272 441 285 107 49
207 So as we begin to put this together, we need to observe the reaction of our test subjects over there in the white coats”.. 1.4647 0.03145 439 283 111 45
208 Say "a-maze-ing" one more time, fucker. I dare you. 1.4631 0.03358 434 285 97 52
209 Tell me again why we're building something that makes cheese harder to find? 1.4630 0.03240 432 276 112 44
210 I say we put the cheese at the start. 1.4622 0.03402 370 232 105 33
211 Mexico's paying for it. 1.4621 0.03231 435 286 100 49
212 How can this be cat proof with no roof??? 1.4617 0.03547 379 247 89 43
213 We're mice, not men! Follow the instructions. 1.4614 0.03112 427 275 111 41
214 Did you try the Swedish meatballs while you were there? 1.4614 0.03216 427 271 115 41
215 I hear they have the hamsters building wheels. 1.4614 0.03216 427 271 115 41
216 Too complicated. Might I suggest an open floor plan? 1.4614 0.03164 427 268 121 38
217 Remember, IKEA always leaves out one screw! 1.4612 0.03278 425 273 108 44
218 Well, I'm lost already. 1.4612 0.03227 425 270 114 41
219 We're prisoners of our own device. 1.4612 0.03359 399 255 104 40
220 Now I really think the guy in the lab coat is just screwing with us." 1.4606 0.03371 406 262 101 43
221 This could take a while. Shall we order take-out from Hole Foods? 1.4603 0.03223 441 284 111 46
222 Affordable mousing. 1.4601 0.03425 363 228 103 32
223 While they’re figuring out that we’ve given them an Allen wrench and Phillips head screws, we free the others and make off with the cheese. 1.4600 0.03697 350 229 81 40
224 Wait, you can’t read either? 1.4592 0.03221 429 274 113 42
225 Let's just wing it, like they do upstairs in the White House. 1.4583 0.03447 408 269 91 48
226 It's not the destination-- it's the journey. 1.4583 0.03376 408 265 99 44
227 To heck with mazes. Let's build a cheese bar. 1.4581 0.03260 406 257 112 37
228 Is this floorplay? I only wanted one nightstand. 1.4565 0.03623 379 253 79 47
229 Just act like it's challenging and they'll keep feeding us. 1.4564 0.03326 401 257 105 39
230 It's the ultimate question: can we build a maze we can't solve? 1.4559 0.03462 397 261 91 45
231 There's Camembert if you get through this level. 1.4555 0.03328 371 232 109 30
232 No pressure, but the entire LSD-microdosing scientific community is depending on us to do this. 1.4551 0.03790 312 201 80 31
233 Lets just add a back door and call it quits. 1.4550 0.03458 389 254 93 42
234 Let's just pay for the assembly service. It's only 15 chow pellets extra. 1.4548 0.03333 387 246 106 35
235 Let’s add a panic room” 1.4545 0.03200 396 247 118 31
236 Any idea what “death or disfigurement” means? 1.4536 0.03319 399 256 105 38
237 Any one of your 700 brothers would love to be spending this time with their Dad. 1.4532 0.03423 406 268 92 46
238 The instructions are in CAT. 1.4532 0.03381 395 256 99 40
239 I say it's finished, and I say the hell with it. 1.4529 0.03355 393 253 102 38
240 How the hell are we supposed to figure this out? We're Norwegian rats, not Swedish. 1.4521 0.03401 376 241 100 35
241 Don't look at me, I don't speak Swedish either. 1.4521 0.03409 365 232 101 32
242 I think they're trying to test if we've developed the ability to swear. 1.4519 0.03338 405 263 101 41
243 We can make a killing selling maps to the rats. 1.4517 0.02740 383 260 90 33
244 The grant money ran out so we’re on our own. 1.4516 0.03342 372 235 106 31
245 Evidently they cut the budget for lab assistants. 1.4509 0.03233 397 251 113 33
246 Were you bred for emotional or cognitive intelligence? 1.4509 0.03213 397 250 115 32
247 Tell me again why the Swedes are so happy. 1.4509 0.03339 397 259 98 40
248 And then I heard a voice that said "If you build it...Brie will come". 1.4509 0.03405 397 260 95 42
249 It looks like a trap. 1.4509 0.03330 397 256 103 38
250 Let's put the cheese at the beginning. 1.4509 0.03640 397 273 69 55
251 Who came up with these Mickey Mouse directions?! 1.4505 0.03309 384 244 107 33
252 I think we should just go with an open floor plan. 1.4505 0.03410 384 249 97 38
253 Aw, man. 'Cheese sold separately' 1.4505 0.03489 384 253 89 42
254 IKEA is Swedish for fuck you. 1.4504 0.03645 373 251 76 46
255 I say,forget it--let's just run around out here. 1.4504 0.03441 373 241 96 36
256 You know, we can just order the food pellets and avoid all this. 1.4497 0.03266 398 254 109 35
257 Wouldn't it be easier to just buy some cheese? 1.4485 0.03581 359 236 85 38
258 Make sure you act surprised once we're in there. 1.4483 0.03435 377 245 95 37
259 Ya know, without us the entire scientific infrastructure goes to hell. 1.4474 0.03578 371 247 82 42
260 You’ve got to think outside the box 1.4472 0.03592 369 246 81 42
261 What's eleven-sixteenths minus five-eighths? 1.4468 0.03502 376 248 88 40
262 This feels like a setup. 1.4467 0.03500 338 215 95 28
263 Is it just me, or are these Harvard interns starting to get lazy? 1.4459 0.03396 370 238 99 33
264 You think Mickey has to put up with this crap? 1.4459 0.03755 296 189 82 25
265 Remember when we just had to run through these? 1.4457 0.03401 359 229 100 30
266 I miss the old hole in the wall. 1.4448 0.03514 362 237 89 36
267 What a Mickey Mouse operation. 1.4447 0.03257 371 233 111 27
268 Remember when we used to just have to run through the maze? 1.4447 0.03514 380 253 85 42
269 Let's screw this up; the lab guy will put us on a higher dose, then we can figure out where he keeps the cheese. 1.4444 0.03550 360 237 86 37
270 So, is THIS the test or will we still be expected to run around this thing? 1.4444 0.03484 360 234 92 34
271 It's a trap, I tell you! A trap 1.4441 0.03543 367 243 85 39
272 The directions are in gerbil, rat, hamster, and guinea pig but not mouse 1.4441 0.03384 358 228 101 29
273 If you shout "I am Ah-Mazed" one more time this goes back to Ikea 1.4434 0.04363 221 142 60 19
274 Now's the time for us to think inside the box. 1.4429 0.02853 359 233 103 23
275 Let me read the instructions this time. Every time you do it, the cheese ends up on the other side. 1.4429 0.03485 350 226 93 31
276 Damn. It says 'cheese sold separately'. 1.4423 0.03541 355 233 87 35
277 I have an idea. Let’s just eat the cheese now. 1.4420 0.03366 371 239 100 32
278 No, I don’t need you to call your dad. 1.4420 0.03535 371 247 84 40
279 If we do this right, all paths will lead to the cheese. 1.4420 0.03514 371 246 86 39
280 Next time, pay the extra fifty bucks. 1.4417 0.03571 360 239 83 38
281 You're right, it's missing a screw. Let's just order Chinese. 1.4416 0.03570 351 231 85 35
282 This is the last time I sign up for a research study sponsored by Ikea. 1.4416 0.03682 351 236 75 40
283 This feels like a trap. 1.4413 0.03541 358 236 86 36
284 We can buy a better maze when the kids are a little older. 1.4413 0.03247 349 216 112 21
285 I'm guessing he couldn't get Mexico to pay for it? 1.4409 0.03946 279 182 71 26
286 Let’s just opt for the open floor plan. 1.4407 0.03278 354 234 89 31
287 Seven slats, five boards, six screws, and one... Ralph - where's the piece of cheese? 1.4403 0.04130 268 178 62 28
288 I hear the reward for completing this one is an illusory feeling of significance and self-worth. 1.4400 0.03388 350 223 100 27
289 I can’t figure this out. I must have gotten the placebo. 1.4400 0.03667 350 235 76 39
290 We weren't supposed to eat the cheese first. 1.4392 0.03401 362 234 97 31
291 Some assembly required, my ass! I say we send the friggin thing back. 1.4391 0.03621 353 236 79 38
292 Let’s just play in the box it came in 1.4387 0.03568 351 232 84 35
293 We’ll know it’s done when we can’t get out 1.4387 0.03690 326 220 71 35
294 At Ikea,you told me you knew how this would go together. 1.4379 0.03471 338 217 94 27
295 Oops! We were supposed to save the piece of cheese for the very end. 1.4379 0.03643 338 224 80 34
296 This sort of takes the mystery out of it. 1.4379 0.03471 338 217 94 27
297 It's IKEA for mice. 1.4379 0.03643 338 224 80 34
298 I like the meatballs too but this is bullshit. 1.4370 0.03643 341 227 79 35
299 Maybe this time we should think inside the box. 1.4370 0.03498 341 221 91 29
300 But the Swedish mouse said this would be so easy. 1.4370 0.03620 341 226 81 34
301 You know we can just eat the cheese right? 1.4366 0.03659 339 226 78 35
302 What's the difference if the instructions are in Chinese. We're mice, we can't read English either! 1.4364 0.03780 330 223 70 37
303 They’re doing s study on divorce rates. 1.4363 0.03366 353 226 100 27
304 I bet no one makes it past the Escher staircase. 1.4363 0.03642 353 238 76 39
305 I'm afraid there's no way out of this 1.4357 0.03563 342 225 85 32
306 It's all about the maze. You control the maze, you control the cheese. It's that simple. 1.4356 0.03451 326 207 96 23
307 If we can’t assemble this we go into the group that gets electrodes attached to their testicles. 1.4354 0.03755 333 225 71 37
308 Let's go vertical. 1.4354 0.03480 333 214 93 26
309 I saw the same floor plan on an episode of This Old Mouse. 1.4354 0.03632 333 220 81 32
310 Seems like a lot of work for a piece of cheese. 1.4347 0.03401 329 208 99 22
311 With a bit of paint it will look like a Mondrian. 1.4347 0.03664 329 218 79 32
312 I'm lost. Run through it with me one more time. 1.4347 0.03613 329 216 83 30
313 Let's add a secret tunnel. 1.4343 0.03680 327 217 78 32
314 Well, rats. 1.4335 0.03580 346 230 82 34
315 Swedish mice must have opposable thumbs. 1.4333 0.03421 330 210 97 23
316 Let’s not follow the directions and mess up their data. 1.4327 0.03586 342 232 74 36
317 What do you mean cheese not included? 1.4327 0.03153 342 235 76 31
318 While they argue about who lost a piece, you grab the cheese. 1.4325 0.04026 289 196 61 32
319 An open concept would certainly give us more options for the piano. 1.4316 0.03559 329 215 86 28
320 You've lost me. 1.4314 0.03690 299 194 81 24
321 Let’s put it together backwards and then watch the research analysts go crazy! 1.4314 0.03832 306 205 70 31
322 Last time I completed this I got a jolt of electricity and a female companion! 1.4309 0.03704 311 205 78 28
323 Let's just skip to step 27: place cheese in back left corner 1.4296 0.03756 277 178 79 20
324 Yes, I'm sure. Step 1 definitely said eat the cheese. 1.4294 0.03629 333 222 79 32
325 It takes four hours to build and when completed you can run the damn thing in less than a minute. Instead I suggest we spread droppings over the lumber and eat the instructions. 1.4294 0.03751 333 227 69 37
326 Here it is: “Cheese sold separately.” 1.4294 0.03727 333 226 71 36
327 Should we think outside the box? 1.4294 0.03604 333 221 81 31
328 We’ve graduated from the Psychology Department to the Architecture Department. 1.4294 0.03654 333 223 77 33
329 ...I think we should just call TaskRabbit. 1.4294 0.03579 333 220 83 30
330 I thought it came with cheese. 1.4286 0.03744 322 217 72 33
331 It says it’s a MÅLMÄRKELSTØRP maze. 1.4286 0.03692 322 215 76 31
332 Lets do it with a Lego set and really blow their minds! 1.4281 0.03786 320 217 69 34
333 Build it and they will observe. 1.4281 0.03573 320 209 85 26
334 It's not psychology. I just want to hear them say, "How the hell did they figure it out so fast?" 1.4281 0.03823 299 202 67 30
335 But it's SUPPOSED to be confusing! 1.4273 0.03390 330 211 97 22
336 This is the cheapest lab I ever worked at. 1.4266 0.03852 286 192 67 27
337 I just think you've spent an awful lot for something you're only going to use once. 1.4263 0.03662 319 212 78 29
338 Who's Allen again? 1.4259 0.03801 324 222 66 36
339 Don't fuss over getting it perfect--I am pretty sure we are the control group. 1.4259 0.03673 324 217 76 31
340 There's just one tool we need: opposable thumbs. 1.4258 0.03681 310 205 78 27
341 These instructions have been tested on humans. 1.4258 0.03874 310 212 64 34
342 Mexico will pay for it. 1.4255 0.03919 322 225 57 40
343 I'm not paying 89 dollars for someone else to assemble it. 1.4253 0.03893 308 211 63 34
344 To heck with this. Let's just get free cheese samples from Costco. 1.4251 0.03857 287 191 70 26
345 Although these advanced I.Q. tests purport to conform to objective outcome-metrics, since we ate the cheese first I think we're done. 1.4250 0.04271 240 161 56 23
346 This should be easy. They've been experimenting on humans for years. 1.4246 0.03908 285 191 67 27
347 Let's build it so they can't remember the path. 1.4241 0.03702 290 189 79 22
348 It's where we go to lose ourselves. 1.4238 0.03690 302 199 78 25
349 I’m just saying that “Metaphör” is kind of an odd product name. 1.4237 0.04083 262 176 61 25
350 Damn. It says 'Cheese not included.'" 1.4235 0.03846 307 209 66 32
351 One day shipping really gave us no time to learn to read. 1.4235 0.03647 307 202 80 25
352 Isn’t there an app for this? 1.4235 0.03734 307 205 74 28
353 I'm not sure these are the best-laid plans. 1.4235 0.03676 307 203 78 26
354 The Mäz — many can run, few can assemble. 1.4235 0.03734 307 205 74 28
355 Rats 1.4232 0.03605 319 211 81 27
356 Now you know why I suggested that we pay Ikea the $89 assembly fee. 1.4228 0.03693 298 196 78 24
357 Maze, schmaze, let's make a straight path to the cheese. 1.4224 0.03739 303 202 74 27
358 There is always one left over. 1.4223 0.03160 296 201 74 21
359 I preferred the days when we just had to walk through the maze 1.4223 0.02815 296 207 68 21
360 Let's not overthink it. 1.4223 0.03710 296 195 77 24
361 It just seems unethical for us to build a better mouse trap. 1.4223 0.02669 296 216 55 25
362 It occurs to me that this is the blueprint to our own undoing. 1.4223 0.03772 296 197 73 26
363 This is when I really miss Algernon. 1.4223 0.03832 296 199 69 28
364 Let's build a Cheesecake Factory instead. 1.4222 0.04096 270 184 58 28
365 We don't actually have to move the cheese. It's a parable. 1.4221 0.03929 289 196 64 29
366 I'm already lost. 1.4221 0.03489 308 198 90 20
367 I know there always has to be a part missing but why did it have to be the cheese? 1.4218 0.03665 294 192 80 22
368 'Travel to Sweden for a research project,' you said...' It will be fun,' you said... 1.4218 0.03665 294 192 80 22
369 It's from Ikea. After this, the maze will be easy. 1.4217 0.03568 313 205 84 24
370 They left a screw out. How stupid do they think we are? 1.4217 0.03681 313 209 76 28
371 Cubicles or open office, it's still a rat race. 1.4217 0.03791 313 213 68 32
372 Just promise me the next time you have a project due, you won't wait until the last minute. 1.4217 0.03653 313 208 78 27
373 And we will have cheese in EVERY room! 1.4217 0.03818 313 214 66 33
374 Plans for mice by men. 1.4217 0.03667 313 211 73 29
375 It’s as if these instructions were written by an entirely different species. 1.4217 0.03315 313 214 73 26
376 I can’t read either. 1.4217 0.03639 313 220 59 34
377 Yes—the research project is funded by IKEA. How’d you know? 1.4217 0.03764 313 212 70 31
378 I know this is easy, but I think we should play dumb. They might give us drugs. 1.4217 0.03791 313 213 68 32
379 We should probably leave a piece of cheese here, so we can find our way back out' 1.4216 0.03727 287 188 77 22
380 My previous unpaid internship was even worse. 1.4214 0.03862 299 203 66 30
381 Phase I of the study tests whether humans can follow IKEA assembly instructions. 1.4212 0.03202 311 219 64 28
382 What's the point? We ate the cheese. 1.4212 0.03753 311 210 71 30
383 We are the architects of our misfortune. 1.4211 0.04101 247 164 62 21
384 remember we had relatives at the building of Stonehenge, we can do this! 1.4203 0.03870 295 200 66 29
385 Something tells me we should stop right here. 1.4202 0.04063 257 172 62 23
386 First we see the cheese, THEN we work... 1.4201 0.03844 288 193 69 26
387 You have the permits right? 1.4199 0.03814 281 186 72 23
388 It's from some guy named Trump. It's all about building walls. 1.4196 0.03988 286 196 60 30
389 You're right. Thinking outside the box is much more satisfying. 1.4195 0.03752 298 199 73 26
390 After we finish this, let's build one for the cat. 1.4195 0.03811 298 201 69 28
391 Maybe we don’t follow the directions and make a straight line to the cheese? 1.4191 0.04005 272 184 62 26
392 We're part of a study on how long it takes before couples break-up while attempting to assemble IKEA furniture together. 1.4190 0.03685 284 195 63 26
393 I don't think this is a book shelf. 1.4189 0.03799 296 199 70 27
394 Seriously, we're mice; why would we want to put a maze together? 1.4189 0.03859 296 201 66 29
395 Hear me out - these missing pieces might actually be a GOOD thing... 1.4189 0.03799 296 199 70 27
396 Yes, I'm certain this is how Mickey got started. 1.4189 0.03582 296 192 84 20
397 I guess I appreciate being brought in earlier in the process. 1.4184 0.03598 294 191 83 20
398 Memorize the map Phyllis. If we get the cheese in under 3 seconds they'll put us in the gifted and talented program 1.4181 0.03884 287 194 66 27
399 I say we eat the cheese now and forget the rest. 1.4181 0.03789 287 191 72 24
400 I've done the maze thing before. Why don't we go for a hardwood floor instead? 1.4181 0.03821 287 192 70 25
401 According to IKEA, all you need is an Allen wrench and opposable thumbs. 1.4175 0.04119 285 200 51 34
402 What would Mickey do? 1.4175 0.03966 285 195 61 29
403 That stupid cat will never figure this out. 1.4175 0.03966 285 195 61 29
404 I'm not kidding... its actual IKEA name is RATZNMÄZ. 1.4170 0.03954 283 193 62 28
405 Yeah, well I’m lactose intolerant, so frankly, this is already a no-win situation. 1.4170 0.03923 283 192 64 27
406 It doesn't have an exit, Charlotte, because we are recreating the experience of speaking with Spectrum's customer service. 1.4167 0.04075 300 213 49 38
407 How about I cook dinner and you put this together! 1.4164 0.03744 281 187 72 22
408 I fear that if we choose open concept, we’ll lose that traditional maze feel.” 1.4161 0.03838 298 203 66 29
409 Let's mess with them a build a pyramid! 1.4161 0.03897 298 205 62 31
410 Maze? I'm thinking a nice two-bedroom flat 1.4161 0.03688 298 203 68 27
411 They note that any 12 year old mouse can do this but, mice don't live that long. 1.4161 0.03143 298 214 57 27
412 I'm thinking an 'open concept' maze 1.4161 0.03658 298 197 78 23
413 Just why are WE building a better mousetrap? 1.4155 0.04003 296 207 55 34
414 At least they're not asking us to build a better mousetrap. 1.4155 0.03643 296 195 79 22
415 Great. You’re from the control group, aren’t you? 1.4149 0.03700 282 185 77 20
416 I vote we stick to an open concept. 1.4149 0.03866 282 190 67 25
417 What the heck does, 'When screwing shelves to align careful be to avoid misfortune of collapse,' mean? 1.4139 0.03782 273 180 73 20
418 Remind me. What's my motivation. 1.4134 0.03855 283 191 67 25
419 I'd rather do cancer research. 1.4134 0.03823 283 190 69 24
420 Minnie at IKEA said it would be simple 1.4134 0.03790 283 189 71 23
421 No, it says right here. Cheese sold separately. 1.4134 0.03855 283 191 67 25
422 Well, I don’t think we’re the control group. 1.4134 0.03855 283 191 67 25
423 Our bad luck, getting a Swedish laboratory. 1.4128 0.03907 281 191 64 26
424 Once we build it, we can rent it out to Psychologists 1.4124 0.03978 274 187 61 26
425 Okay, I’ll evolve a prefrontal cortex if you evolve manual dexterity. 1.4124 0.03842 274 188 61 25
426 This used to be zoned as ‘single family’, but now we can squeeze in 10 units at $750,000.00 a pop! 1.4122 0.03992 279 192 59 28
427 Or we could just build a Wall across the entrance to keep all the country mice out. 1.4118 0.03797 289 195 69 25
428 If anyone asks, Mexico is paying for it. 1.4118 0.03982 272 188 57 27
429 We just build a back door and we'll own this thing. 1.4111 0.04088 270 187 55 28
430 Why don't we try thinking inside the box? 1.4111 0.03880 270 181 67 22
431 Now that you mention it, this does seem counterintuitive.” 1.4108 0.04165 241 163 57 21
432 Yeah, but we’re going to make THEM pay for it. 1.4105 0.04114 285 202 49 34
433 'You work it out. I was happy with a hole in the baseboard.' 1.4105 0.03769 285 191 71 23
434 I think we enrolled in the wrong research test. 1.4105 0.03652 285 195 66 24
435 Look! In the fine print, "CHEESE SOLD SEPARATELY" 1.4105 0.03818 285 200 56 29
436 Only you would by a maze at IKEA 1.4104 0.03464 268 191 53 24
437 I feel like this is a set up. 1.4089 0.03889 269 181 66 22
438 Maybe there's a YouTube video we can watch." 1.4089 0.04029 269 185 58 26
439 I was thinking more open concept 1.4082 0.03909 267 180 65 22
440 Look, we’re men, we don’t need these instructions. 1.4082 0.04085 267 185 55 27
441 I don't think we were supposed to eat the cheese yet. 1.4074 0.03733 270 178 74 18
442 Not for nothing, but designing our own maze defeats the whole point of having a maze. 1.4074 0.03543 270 178 76 16
443 Did you know “bokhylla” just means “bookshelf”? It’s like they don’t even try. 1.4073 0.04030 275 191 56 28
444 The sooner we get this done the sooner we can get out of here. 1.4068 0.03761 263 173 73 17
445 Until someone tells me what the reward is, I'm not doing anything. 1.4067 0.03825 268 179 69 20
446 What’s the point? It says cheese not included. 1.4067 0.04038 268 185 57 26
447 I suppose we'll have to make our own cheese, too 1.4067 0.03968 268 183 61 24
448 ...and I say we build a worse mouetrap! 1.4066 0.03950 273 187 61 25
449 You gotta be kidding me, it says the cheese is sold separately! 1.4060 0.04024 266 183 58 25
450 Didn't I tell you if it looks like it's already been open, the cheese will be missing? 1.4054 0.04866 185 128 39 18
451 We're never getting out of this, are we? 1.4051 0.03800 274 184 69 21
452 You're the one with the engineering degree. 1.4051 0.03972 274 189 59 26
453 After I retired, I found that I missed it. 1.4051 0.03835 274 185 67 22
454 What say we insert peg A into slot D instead, and make a straight run for the cheese. 1.4051 0.03870 274 186 65 23
455 Uncle Bill made one of these last year. Where is Uncle Bill? 1.4051 0.03835 274 185 67 22
456 Tell me again why we didn't just buy the cheese. 1.4051 0.03939 274 188 61 25
457 If we'd gone to Crate and Barrel like I suggested, we'd already have the cheese by now! 1.4051 0.03800 274 184 69 21
458 Remember the good old days when we just chewed through walls. 1.4051 0.03939 274 188 61 25
459 If we build it, they will feed us. 1.4051 0.03904 274 187 63 24
460 Well, I heard this has nothing to do with measuring our cognition, but actually budget cuts in the lab. 1.4051 0.03835 274 185 67 22
461 What's next, self-dissection? 1.4044 0.03924 272 186 62 24
462 Once we build it, the cheese will come. 1.4044 0.03959 272 187 60 25
463 How the hell are we going to do this without thumbs? 1.4044 0.03243 272 188 66 18
464 Or we could just buy some cheese. 1.4044 0.03854 272 189 58 25
465 These directions are in cat. 1.4044 0.03819 272 183 68 21
466 I think this requires thumbs. 1.4044 0.03783 272 182 70 20
467 Let's just chew the rectangles up and make a nest. 1.4044 0.03890 272 185 64 23
468 Why make things difficult? Now I'm thinking open floor plan. 1.4044 0.03711 272 180 74 18
469 Let's think outside the box. 1.4044 0.03854 272 184 66 22
470 University funding is really down this year. 1.4044 0.02865 272 187 71 14
471 Cheese not included. 1.4037 0.03927 270 187 58 25
472 What are you looking at me for? You’re the one who got the Adderall injection. 1.4037 0.03838 270 184 64 22
473 Would you believe the one missing part is the cheese. 1.4037 0.04048 270 188 55 27
474 If he comes back, pretend you’re blind. 1.4037 0.03711 270 181 70 19
475 The instrucciones clearly state there should be ocho screws and we only have siete. 1.4037 0.03909 270 184 63 23
476 Let's put the cheese by the door. 1.4037 0.03766 270 180 71 19
477 My Swedish is rusty but I think Ikea means 'trap' 1.4037 0.03802 270 181 69 20
478 I haven’t the slightest IKEA. 1.4037 0.03766 270 180 71 19
479 Is it me or are these mazes getting more and more complicated? 1.4037 0.03944 270 185 61 24
480 I'm not sure which part is the experiment. 1.4037 0.03766 270 180 71 19
481 Look. If he wants us to build it ourselves, lets fill it with secret shortcuts and entryways. 1.4032 0.03858 253 168 68 17
482 Apparently, we're in the research department at IKEA. 1.4032 0.04056 253 173 58 22
483 Do you still think the NIH is adequately funded? 1.4032 0.03858 253 168 68 17
484 Face it, we're lost 1.4031 0.04000 258 176 60 22
485 I prefer the FJÄLLA maze. Comes with a meatball. 1.4025 0.04134 236 160 57 19
486 When you train them right, they put food at the end of the maze. 1.4008 0.04163 237 162 55 20
487 We definitely have an ethical problem here! 1.4008 0.03893 257 173 65 19
488 If we were in a lab, this part would have been done for us. 1.4000 0.03992 255 174 60 21
489 We'll make a few wrong turns on purpose just so they don't get suspicious. 1.4000 0.03874 255 171 66 18
490 A maze can't start and end at the same place. How dumb do they think we are? 1.4000 0.03886 250 167 66 17
491 I’ve replaced their regular coffee with decaf. Let’s see how long it takes them to get this back together. 1.4000 0.04315 235 164 48 23
492 Okay I'll come clean. I ate the cheese. 1.4000 0.04008 250 170 60 20
493 A maze? What do you think we are, lab mice? 1.4000 0.04008 250 170 60 20
494 These IKEA mazes, again I have 2 extra screws and I have no idea where they belong 1.3992 0.03771 253 167 71 15
495 It says here we have to provide our own cheese or peanut butter. 1.3992 0.03750 253 174 60 19
496 It's learning to read the instructions that's the tricky part. 1.3992 0.03994 253 175 56 22
497 I already ate the cheese. 1.3992 0.03894 253 170 65 18
498 Wouldn't you know it, the cheese is missing. 1.3992 0.02791 253 174 68 11
499 No matter how many times I try I always have one piece left over. 1.3992 0.04091 253 175 55 23
500 Of all the places to buy mazes, you had to choose IKEA. 1.3992 0.03854 253 174 59 20
501 OK, we want to end up with the cheese by the front door 1.3992 0.03894 253 170 65 18
502 You believe this? Cheese not included. 1.3992 0.03974 253 172 61 20
503 Look on the bright side-they could have asked us to build a better mousetrap! 1.3992 0.03954 253 174 58 21
504 All this for a piece of cheese? 1.3992 0.03934 253 171 63 19
505 Let’s just scrap the whole project. I’m tired of the rat race. 1.3992 0.04150 248 172 53 23
506 A maze? No, these are awful, tiny work spaces, I call them "cubicles." 1.3992 0.04189 248 173 51 24
507 At least it's a prison of our own making. 1.3992 0.04030 248 169 59 20
508 Jerry, this is the last time we are going to Ikea. 1.3992 0.03948 248 167 63 18
509 They forgot to include the opposable thumbs. 1.3992 0.03736 248 162 73 13
510 Let's think outside the box and add a cheese and wine bar. 1.3992 0.04189 248 173 51 24
511 Screw it. Let's just eat the plans. 1.3992 0.04228 248 174 49 25
512 What are your thoughts on open floor plans? 1.3991 0.03986 233 155 63 15
513 I told you the cheese wasn't included... 1.3984 0.03995 251 171 60 20
514 This says the cheese is not included 1.3984 0.03915 251 169 64 18
515 Cheese not included?! Did you even read the box? 1.3984 0.04035 251 172 58 21
516 Why assemble it? Works great right now! 1.3983 0.04090 241 167 53 21
517 How difficult could it be?" , you said 1.3977 0.03908 259 176 63 20
518 Budget cuts in research, I guess. 1.3977 0.03650 259 177 64 18
519 I CAN read. It doesn't help! 1.3977 0.04021 259 179 57 23
520 It's an exercise in existentialism, Ted. We build our own prisons. 1.3977 0.04203 259 184 47 28
521 This calls for some outside-the-box thinking. 1.3977 0.03908 259 176 63 20
522 Fortunately, if we get it wrong, we can just gnaw through the side. 1.3971 0.04397 209 143 49 17
523 I think we'll be happiest with an open floor plan. 1.3969 0.04080 257 179 54 24
524 We'll call it Rat-a-Lago. It's gonna be great. 1.3968 0.04138 252 176 52 24
525 Call 1-800-LAB-RATS. I don’t have time for this. 1.3968 0.04100 252 175 54 23
526 Used to be, we just had to find the cheese. 1.3968 0.04120 247 176 46 25
527 I don’t want to build a better mouse trap either Larry, but it’s part of our community service.” 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
528 ‘"I know it was free, but I can’t help feeling it’s some sort of a trap." 1.3968 0.04079 247 170 56 21
529 It's in Chinese, and 2 screws are missing. 1.3961 0.04102 255 178 53 24
530 What if building it IS the experiment? 1.3961 0.03830 255 171 67 17
531 Wait, is this a trap? 1.3961 0.03910 255 173 63 19
532 Do you remember how we screwed up the chest of drawers? 1.3959 0.03850 245 163 67 15
533 Wait, what if we went with more like an open floor plan, with the cheese in the middle? 1.3953 0.04009 253 174 58 21
534 I can't shake the feeling that we are being watched. 1.3953 0.04009 253 174 58 21
535 Your mother wants us to explore all inside paths for getting you into a good college lab. 1.3953 0.03970 253 173 60 20
536 No, do you have any opposable thumbs? 1.3953 0.03930 253 172 62 19
537 Step 1 was not eat the cheese 1.3953 0.03808 253 169 68 16
538 Some assembly required. Cheese not included. 1.3953 0.03970 253 173 60 20
539 Since we can't read, this is perfect. 1.3953 0.04048 253 175 56 22
540 It's like these things are designed to be confusing. 1.3953 0.04125 253 177 52 24
541 The instructions are in Swedish. Tell them again we’re Norwegian rats! 1.3953 0.04125 253 177 52 24
542 It says'Cheese sold separately.' Are you kidding me? 1.3953 0.04125 253 177 52 24
543 Whaddya mean, screw the partitions? 1.3953 0.03970 253 173 60 20
544 I was hoping for a more open concept maze. 1.3953 0.03970 253 173 60 20
545 Lately I've been wondering if the cheese is even worth it. 1.3953 0.03849 253 170 66 17
546 I’m not comfortable with this. It feels like cheating. 1.3953 0.03930 253 172 62 19
547 What do you mean, "cheese sold separately"? 1.3953 0.03890 253 171 64 18
548 It is an IKEA store. After we build it we have to find our way out. 1.3953 0.04163 253 178 50 25
549 Again I ask you, why are WE building this? 1.3952 0.03944 248 168 62 18
550 I've got an idea. Let's forget the walls and use an open floor plan! 1.3951 0.04401 205 140 49 16
551 ...and I thought getting through a maze was difficult. 1.3951 0.04084 243 167 56 20
552 Cinderella has been really depending on us for everything lately. 1.3951 0.04166 243 169 52 22
553 The white mice have it preassembled. 1.3944 0.03991 251 172 59 20
554 'Cheese not included.' *sigh* Rats. 1.3941 0.03946 236 158 63 15
555 Let's just make bunk beds and call it a night. 1.3939 0.04096 231 157 57 17
556 I'm actually lactose intolerant. I just like carpentry. 1.3939 0.04187 231 159 53 19
557 It says BYOM! What does that mean? 1.3938 0.04930 193 139 32 22
558 Its like those gangster movies, where the hitman makes the dirty rat dig his own grave. 1.3932 0.03475 234 162 58 14
559 I’m telling you, this is our last purchase from IKEA. 1.3920 0.03877 250 169 64 17
560 The sooner we get this thing built the sooner we can get try to escape! 1.3918 0.04015 245 168 58 19
561 I always suspected we were the architects of our own despair ... 1.3913 0.04059 230 156 58 16
562 No, let's not call TaskRabbit. They sometimes send cats. 1.3904 0.04106 228 158 52 18
563 I'm building us a real home out of this Ikea drawer organizer. No more hole in the wall. 1.3904 0.04313 228 160 47 21
564 You ever feel like we're being watched? 1.3904 0.04082 228 155 57 16
565 If the humans can’t assemble it why should we help 1.3904 0.04222 228 158 51 19
566 Doesn't the psychologist know we're Rattus norvegicus not Rattus swedegicus? 1.3896 0.04315 231 163 46 22
567 Well, I think “No Exit” was the best thing he wrote. 1.3896 0.04091 231 158 56 17
568 Let's have some fun. Instead of a maze, I say we build a man cave. 1.3896 0.04091 231 163 48 20
569 We're missing a part. 1.3896 0.03951 231 155 62 14
570 What happens in the labyrinth stays in the labyrinth. 1.3886 0.04207 229 159 51 19
571 It says "no collusion and no obstruction. 1.3886 0.04297 229 161 47 21
572 Forget it. Let's just eat the cheese. 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
573 Trust me, kid. There are worse place to work than the IKEA lab. 1.3886 0.04207 229 159 51 19
574 I'm thinking that this entire exercise is part of a cynical conspiracy to have us construct obstacles to our own happiness. 1.3886 0.04207 229 159 51 19
575 They're testing our marriage now 1.3886 0.04092 229 159 52 18
576 They're testing our relationship. 1.3884 0.03299 242 171 56 15
577 First, they made us press levers for food. Now, we have to build our own mazes! 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
578 I know it’s IKEA. I wasn’t planning to leave it to my children. 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
579 I’m gonna need some cheese to get me through this. 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
580 It’s in Swedish. 1.3884 0.04088 242 168 54 20
581 It’s my own fault for criticizing the old maze. 1.3884 0.03961 242 165 60 17
582 I bet Schrödinger's cat never had to deal with this type of treatment” 1.3879 0.04123 232 160 54 18
583 Trust me, the tiny house movement is gonna be huge! 1.3877 0.04092 227 155 56 16
584 You had to go Mid-Century Modern 1.3877 0.04044 227 154 58 15
585 Where do you want the nursery? 1.3877 0.03896 227 156 56 15
586 It was your idea to go to Ikea. 1.3877 0.03946 227 152 62 13
587 So based on these blueprints, we should be able to build our maze in a week...just in time for Timmy's science fair. 1.3877 0.03995 227 153 60 14
588 Relax, I've watched the humans. How's your vulgar slang? 1.3877 0.03501 227 156 59 12
589 Self-assembly mouse trap? Way to go, Mike. 1.3877 0.03946 227 157 54 16
590 I think this is a test. 1.3877 0.04323 227 160 46 21
591 You know they only use us to prove a human should be able to assemble it. 1.3877 0.04092 227 155 56 16
592 We've solved it on paper. Let's quit while we're ahead. 1.3877 0.04278 227 159 48 20
593 At least - when the time comes - we'll know our way around! 1.3877 0.04044 227 154 58 15
594 The cat in the YouTube video said to leave the roof off. 1.3875 0.04237 240 170 47 23
595 Trump said to build WHAT? 1.3875 0.04278 240 171 45 24
596 The research grant ran out. 1.3875 0.03894 240 162 63 15
597 You sure these are kitchen cabinets? 1.3875 0.03938 240 163 61 16
598 I don't know -- might be a trap. 1.3875 0.04154 240 168 51 21
599 Do you ever get the feeling you are working for the opposition? 1.3875 0.04026 240 165 57 18
600 You were right. We should have bought the bookshelves. 1.3875 0.03982 240 169 51 20
601 Forget the maze, lets do cubicles 1.3873 0.04239 204 138 53 13
602 According to Ikea, it will only take half our lifetimes to assemble. 1.3870 0.04370 230 164 43 23
603 Hear me out. What if we just call this done. 1.3870 0.04147 230 159 53 18
604 Don't you see Sal? If we build, they'll make us run through it. If we don't build it, they'll force us to ingest mezcal and mushrooms. It's a no-brainer. 1.3870 0.04326 230 163 45 22
605 You've got to be kidding me. Cheese sold separately? 1.3870 0.04326 230 163 45 22
606 This is nothing, you should see the Swedish Fish Tank. 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
607 Wait, where's the cheese? 1.3867 0.04163 225 155 53 17
608 Getting to the cheese would be much easier if we kept it as an open concept. 1.3866 0.03915 238 161 62 15
609 Feng Shui? I’m still trying to learn Swedish! 1.3866 0.04178 238 167 50 21
610 And at the end we get Swedish meatballs 1.3863 0.04241 233 164 48 21
611 Don't build the maze, and run straight for the cheese? Don't you see...that's exactly what they want us to do. 1.3863 0.03924 233 157 62 14
612 Son, if you want to become a Harvard lab rat, you must learn the basic maze. 1.3860 0.03981 228 154 60 14
613 Why should we be the ones to build a better mousetrap? 1.3860 0.04171 228 158 52 18
614 No! It's not a good idea to subcontract this to a cat. 1.3857 0.04164 223 156 49 18
615 So we’re agreed: hidden panel to the cheese room. 1.3856 0.04115 236 164 53 19
616 I feel like building it ourselves kind of defeats the purpose. 1.3856 0.04115 236 164 53 19
617 Couldn’t we have just paid the extra $20 to get it pre-assembled? 1.3856 0.04071 236 163 55 18
618 Even if it wasn't in Swedish, I STILL wouldn't be able to build this! 1.3856 0.04026 236 162 57 17
619 Are you sure this is how we trick the humans into feeding us all the time? 1.3856 0.04026 236 162 57 17
620 So this is what decreased funding for science looks like... 1.3856 0.04244 236 167 47 22
621 Let's say partition instead of wall. 1.3856 0.04137 236 167 48 21
622 I was going to say 'this is amazing' but I know how much you loathe puns. 1.3856 0.03700 236 175 39 22
623 I can't figure this out. We must be in the placebo group 1.3853 0.04086 231 159 55 17
624 I would prefer a more open-concept maze. 1.3853 0.03849 231 159 57 15
625 It's called an open office and we each get something called a cubicle. 1.3853 0.04132 231 160 53 18
626 ...or we can just use the panels to put on a roof and have a great studio apartment. 1.3853 0.04040 231 158 57 16
627 Let's let the lab tech put it together. He thinks he is so smart. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
628 Talk about cost cutting in the lab. 1.3846 0.04139 234 163 52 19
629 Every time something is missing. But the cheese? Really? 1.3846 0.04139 234 163 52 19
630 Yes, Rob, I know you lived in Rio de Janeiro while you were in the Peace Corps -- but that was years ago, let's just use the English instructions. 1.3846 0.04003 234 160 58 16
631 This is above my pay grade. 1.3839 0.04125 224 154 54 16
632 I felt like a guinea pig too when I was your age, but building your first house is the first step in joining the rat race." 1.3839 0.03951 224 153 57 14
633 Did you remember to buy the "no opposable thumbs required for assembly" model? 1.3839 0.04149 224 157 49 18
634 Apparently they hired some new researchers from Sweden. 1.3836 0.04117 232 161 53 18
635 Do you ever wonder if this is all just a big experiment? 1.3836 0.03884 232 156 63 13
636 Uh oh, I smell a rat! 1.3836 0.04251 232 164 47 21
637 Instructions!?! You don't see Cats reading instructions, do you? 1.3836 0.03584 232 165 51 16
638 Or we could just renew our gym memberships. 1.3836 0.03979 232 158 59 15
639 I’m not going any further without a reward. 1.3836 0.04026 232 159 57 16
640 No, I didn’t.... I thought YOU got the building permit! 1.3836 0.04207 232 163 49 20
641 We have a chance to change the paradigms here. 1.3836 0.04207 232 163 49 20
642 boards (12), screws (6), Allen wrench (1) "I think China's mad about the tariffs." "Why?" "Step One: You figure it out." 1.3836 0.04207 232 163 49 20
643 … then we time how long it takes them to start putting cheese in it. 1.3836 0.04117 232 161 53 18
644 Let's make sure it's not all left turns this time. 1.3836 0.04163 232 162 51 19
645 I warned you: Once you find the cheese, the test gets harder! 1.3836 0.03979 232 163 51 18
646 Don't you see? That's what they want you to do!! 1.3836 0.04163 232 162 51 19
647 Remind me again why we're building a better mousetrap? 1.3836 0.04295 232 165 45 22
648 I should never have asked for a promotion at work. 1.3836 0.04117 232 161 53 18
649 If we build it, they will come...with cheese 1.3836 0.03932 232 157 61 14
650 When someone builds a better mousetrap, it won't be Ikea 1.3836 0.04072 232 160 55 17
651 On second thought, let's do open concept. 1.3836 0.04163 232 162 51 19
652 Hmm...how about an open floor plan? 1.3836 0.04026 232 159 57 16
653 What do you say we call my cousin in Stockholm? 1.3836 0.04117 232 161 53 18
654 Trojan what? 1.3836 0.03687 232 162 55 15
655 Yes, I know I was only supposed to get Swedish meatballs. 1.3836 0.04117 232 161 53 18
656 Looks good to me - I think we're done here. 1.3836 0.04117 232 166 45 21
657 Every language but Mouse! 1.3836 0.03979 232 158 59 15
658 We have sixty-seven children, Arlene. Surely someone speaks Swedish. 1.3836 0.03979 232 158 59 15
659 Didn't we order a house?" (Eve Lily Lessard, Age 7 1.3836 0.04072 232 160 55 17
660 See? This is what happens when the government cuts research funding. 1.3836 0.03979 232 158 59 15
661 ...Ask for help?! Are we men or mice?? 1.3836 0.04026 232 159 57 16
662 It’s for ages two months and up. 1.3836 0.04207 232 163 49 20
663 This year’s funding cuts sure have hit the lab hard. 1.3836 0.04189 219 151 52 16
664 It doesn't matter which language these are written in; we're mice. 1.3833 0.04180 227 158 51 18
665 Something's not right this time... there's no way out. 1.3833 0.03940 227 153 61 13
666 I think the cheese will look nice in the foyer. 1.3833 0.04180 227 158 51 18
667 I hear you, but try explaining irony to the Swedish. 1.3833 0.03891 227 152 63 12
668 The guy in the white coat says we now have to differentiate our skill set from the global workforce. 1.3831 0.04217 201 136 53 12
669 Let's go with the open floor plan. 1.3829 0.04100 222 152 55 15
670 You know, an open floor plan might make our lives a little easier. 1.3829 0.04294 222 156 47 19
671 Maybe we should go back to chewing through the wall... 1.3826 0.04232 230 162 48 20
672 It's a little extra work, but it's worth it for the Swedish meatballs. 1.3826 0.04232 230 162 48 20
673 Says here, "Cheese sold separately." 1.3818 0.04174 220 152 52 16
674 Remember, they mustn't know that we are a couple of hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. 1.3818 0.04174 220 152 52 16
675 Dude you’re in the LSD group, shut up and give caffeine the instructions. 1.3816 0.04024 228 156 57 15
676 Sure, it’s a bit more work, but when you get to the end there are Swedish meatballs. 1.3810 0.04034 231 159 56 16
677 ‘Remember the objective of this experiment is to throw that Professor off his tenure tract.’ 1.3810 0.04081 231 160 54 17
678 Because we saved THREE dollars with self-assembly! 1.3807 0.04450 197 137 45 15
679 Remember, left, left, right, left, right, right, cheese! 1.3805 0.03847 226 151 64 11
680 Well, the first thing we have to do is learn how to read. 1.3805 0.04143 226 157 52 17
681 This is the floomjin. The flamjen is the one that has the cheese. 1.3802 0.04590 192 135 41 16
682 This is kind of like asking a condemned man to build his own guillotine. 1.3795 0.04021 224 153 57 14
683 I think we can safely say we've made it to the next level of lab rats. 1.3795 0.04021 224 153 57 14
684 Let's take our time. It's not a race. 1.3795 0.04119 224 155 53 16
685 Yes, I believe we CAN build a better mouse trap! 1.3790 0.03648 219 157 47 15
686 It’s an enigma wrapped inside a riddle. 1.3769 0.04470 199 140 43 16
687 Do you think the cheese will also be from Norway? 1.3767 0.04182 215 149 51 15
688 Important life lesson: the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
689 It was much easier to disassemble, wasn’t it? 1.3710 0.04743 186 134 35 17
690 Don't tell me you ate the cheese already 1.3709 0.04407 213 153 41 19
691 Of course it's bad science! Welcome to the intersection of privatization and funding cuts to basic research. 1.3709 0.04356 213 152 43 18
692 Let’s put the cheese in the front this time! 1.3709 0.04254 213 150 47 16
693 Screw this. 1.3702 0.04899 181 132 31 18
694 Then, if we make it through, it leads to the Ikea exit door. 1.3697 0.04253 211 151 43 17
695 Whaddaya mean "cheese not included"? 1.3697 0.04280 211 149 46 16
696 With the money we saved we can buy a nice piece of Asiago. 1.3697 0.03922 211 145 55 11
697 It's not the electrical shocks or the seemingly random food treats that motivate me as I work on this maze kit. It's your encouragement and simple belief in me. 1.3697 0.04585 211 155 34 22
698 For cheese? That’s it? 1.3697 0.03464 211 155 42 14
699 I can build a better one. 1.3697 0.04536 211 154 36 21
700 Living in the sink cabinet at the Jameson's was a much simpler time. 1.3697 0.04173 211 147 50 14
701 I don't think it is exactly ethical for us to be building a better mousetrap. 1.3690 0.06938 84 60 17 7
702 I'm starting to see the advantages to your 'open space' idea. 1.3684 0.04199 209 146 49 14
703 It can't be that tough. We've trained humans to do it. 1.3684 0.04199 209 146 49 14
704 I’m telling you, if we build it, the cheese will come. 1.3684 0.04307 209 148 45 16
705 There's no exit! It's not a maze, it's a mousetrap! 1.3684 0.04464 209 151 39 19
706 Lets screw them up and build it outside the box! 1.3684 0.04515 209 152 37 20
707 I hear the hamster needed outside help to put his wheel together. 1.3684 0.04199 209 146 49 14
708 Impossible! These instructions are just a maze. 1.3684 0.04412 209 150 41 18
709 We'll earn more cheese in construction than in research. 1.3684 0.04307 209 148 45 16
710 You had it upside down all along, Stuart! The cheese goes at the end. 1.3684 0.04253 209 147 47 15
711 I'd like to put the cheese at the entrance! 1.3684 0.04360 209 149 43 17
712 My cousin built one of these and we ever saw him again. 1.3684 0.04088 209 144 53 12
713 This psychologist is nuts. 1.3684 0.04199 209 146 49 14
714 My postdoc interned at IKEA 1.3684 0.04116 209 147 48 14
715 A permit?! How much does a ferkockte permit cost? 1.3684 0.04088 209 144 53 12
716 Rats! It says the cheese is sold separately. 1.3684 0.04412 209 150 41 18
717 Are we going to build a straight path to the end or are we going to make it fun? 1.3684 0.04031 209 143 55 11
718 If those humans think two mice are going to lift a bunch of plywood, they're dumber than I thought. 1.3684 0.04143 209 145 51 13
719 I say forget the maze, let’s go straight for the cheese! 1.3684 0.04360 209 149 43 17
720 Let’s ask Mexico to pay for it. 1.3684 0.04253 209 147 47 15
721 These instructions are so simple they must have been written for humans. 1.3684 0.04171 209 148 46 15
722 Well what do you know, all the parts are here. 1.3684 0.03512 209 152 44 13
723 I said I could do it I’m not calling my dad 1.3684 0.04253 209 147 47 15
724 If our relationship can survive putting together this thing, it can survive anything. 1.3684 0.04253 209 147 47 15
725 I thought we agreed on the open floor plan. 1.3684 0.04143 209 145 51 13
726 Let’s build a food cart and blow their minds. 1.3684 0.04199 209 146 49 14
727 I just don't think we got the one with solar panels 1.3684 0.04307 209 148 45 16
728 Ugh, instructions say Not Animal Tested 1.3684 0.04143 209 145 51 13
729 If we can put this thing together, we sure as hell can find our way out of it !! 1.3684 0.04412 209 150 41 18
730 Let's build it so that it looks challenging - he'll like that! 1.3684 0.04253 209 147 47 15
731 Lucky the guys aren't here--let's read the directions. 1.3684 0.04515 209 152 37 20
732 Hard to tell which is the real test. 1.3671 0.04493 207 150 38 19
733 They’re testing a theory on the complexity of assembling IKEA furniture. 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
734 What’s the Allen wrench for? 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
735 The bait? A beer and a pizza should do it. 1.3671 0.04441 207 149 40 18
736 Why? 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
737 Trust me, we build this thing right it'll be a cheese machine. 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
738 But now we’ll know the solution. 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
739 should i get someone from taskrabbit? 1.3671 0.04112 207 143 52 12
740 This is the absolute last time we buy our maze from IKEA 1.3671 0.04414 207 151 37 19
741 Remind me; Why are we building this? 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
742 Remind me why we're doing this again? 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
743 You complain every time we go to Ikea. 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
744 How bad do you want the cheese? 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
745 I'm sorry you have to do all the work Allen, But this thing didn't come with a "Dennis wrench". 1.3671 0.04441 207 149 40 18
746 We have got to think out of the box. 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
747 What the #$@* is a dowel? 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
748 Look, I'm never going to finish this without a little positive reinforcement. 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
749 In my defense, it came with a Swedish meatball voucher. 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
750 If we do the work ourselves, we can flip this maze for a lot more cheese. 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
751 Actually, I think an open flow concept would give it a more contemporary look. 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
752 And I thought getting THROUGH a maze was hard. 1.3671 0.04112 207 143 52 12
753 I think it makes sense to start by opening the little packet of cheese. 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
754 Tell me again why we are building a better mousetrap. 1.3671 0.04361 207 150 39 18
755 This is exactly like the one they featured on ‘This Old Maze’. 1.3671 0.04224 207 145 48 14
756 That's the last time I shop at IKEA 1.3671 0.04083 207 150 41 16
757 Are you sure Frank Lloyd Wright got started this way? 1.3671 0.04334 207 147 44 16
758 This one is designed to test our patience. 1.3671 0.04441 207 149 40 18
759 That's it. We are never buying anything from IKEA again. 1.3671 0.04388 207 148 42 17
760 Let's just stick with the open concept. 1.3659 0.03710 205 145 49 11
761 Do we really want to build more walls between us? 1.3659 0.04251 205 144 47 14
762 For $50 Ikea will assemble it," I said. But Noooooooo 1.3659 0.04576 205 150 35 20
763 If we design and build our own maze just think how we can mess with the researcher's heads. 1.3659 0.03612 205 151 40 14
764 Their cheese is better than their instructions. 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
765 Skinner never used Ikea. 1.3659 0.04078 205 141 53 11
766 After we build the labyrinth, I'll put on a pair of horns and really freak them out! 1.3659 0.04251 205 144 47 14
767 Who better than us to build a better mousetrap? 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
768 I'm sure it'll come together--these are the best-laid plans I've ever seen. 1.3659 0.04251 205 144 47 14
769 Looks like the researchers got that IKEA grant. 1.3659 0.04019 205 150 39 16
770 We’d get a lot more work done with an open floor plan. 1.3659 0.04307 205 145 45 15
771 I really like the open floor vibe it has right now. 1.3659 0.04137 205 142 51 12
772 They let the research assistants go because of funding cuts. Finding the cure is up to us now. 1.3659 0.04137 205 142 51 12
773 Ever get the eerie feeling that you're a metaphor? 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
774 If his grant doesn’t get funded soon, we’ll be hiding the cheese too. 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
775 Ikea never told us that we'd need an opposable thumb 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
776 The instructions are in Mandarin. 1.3659 0.03408 205 153 38 14
777 With a beer in the middle, we’ll get a human every time. 1.3659 0.04362 205 146 43 16
778 I've been saying since the Middle Ages, literacy is overrated in species without opposable thumbs. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
779 Well, I think buying the prefab model would have gotten a higher intelligence score 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
780 I can't wait to see the look on their faces tomorrow morning 1.3646 0.04258 192 133 48 11
781 Next, they’ll expect us to make our own cheese. 1.3645 0.04500 203 147 38 18
782 Nah, dude, this is the test. The maze is inconsequential. 1.3645 0.04191 203 144 45 14
783 Did you remember the bread crumbs? 1.3645 0.04103 203 140 52 11
784 Believe me. If you build it, the cheese will come. 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
785 What the...? It says here 'cheese not included'. 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
786 Marie Kondo called. She wants her drawer dividers back. 1.3645 0.04445 203 146 40 17
787 I think they just want to see if we can figure it out. 1.3645 0.04162 203 146 42 15
788 This got a 4.9 star rating. It's called the Bitoor Moȕzn Tryapp. Not sure what that means, but my sister built one and loved it so much she never came out. 1.3645 0.04390 203 145 42 16
789 First, we'll have to learn to read. 1.3645 0.04390 203 145 42 16
790 Let’s make it look challenging 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
791 Don’t worry, there’s always GPS. 1.3645 0.04103 203 140 52 11
792 Don’t look at me, I wanted to get a used one off Craigslist. 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
793 Assembly is extra but on the bright side it came with Swedish meatballs and a jar of lingonberry jam. 1.3645 0.04334 203 144 44 15
794 Screw it. Wanna grab a pizza? 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
795 I don't like the Feng Shui of these maze blueprints. 1.3645 0.04445 203 146 40 17
796 We're only rewarded if we run through a maze, not assemble one. 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
797 Look busy. This is the first test. 1.3645 0.04390 203 145 42 16
798 Phase two trials are always more rigorous 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
799 This is the Swedish version of Who Moved My Cheese? 1.3645 0.04162 203 141 50 12
800 What if we just go for open concept? 1.3645 0.04220 203 142 48 13
801 Trust me, Fred. “Exploding Litter Box” is going to go viral! 1.3645 0.04445 203 146 40 17
802 I hope they put Swedish meatballs at the end instead of cheese this time. 1.3645 0.04554 203 148 36 19
803 I can’t read Swedish, but I swear there are pieces missing. 1.3645 0.04445 203 146 40 17
804 Beats me. I only know how to find the cheese. 1.3645 0.03630 203 140 55 8
805 This is about creating our own reality 1.3636 0.04440 176 122 44 10
806 I'm not going back there for a missing screw. 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
807 They don't know we saw the plans, so when you break the record, act really surprised. 1.3632 0.04419 201 144 41 16
808 OK, we agree, then. We'll lay it out open-concept style and we each get our own master bedroom with a walk-in closet. 1.3632 0.04475 201 145 39 17
809 How do you think we'll get the human to run through it? 1.3632 0.04285 190 132 47 11
810 I heard the winning team gets Swedish meatballs. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
811 Now, remember, this is a Skinner box. Our behavior counts more than our thoughts. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
812 You know, we could have some fun with this. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
813 Ironically, this is our ticket out of here. 1.3618 0.04273 199 140 46 13
814 It absolutely did not take the entire weekend when I made the exercise wheel. 1.3618 0.04448 199 143 40 16
815 Stop saying "Who moved our cheese?" There IS no cheese. 1.3618 0.04448 199 143 40 16
816 This time, let’s make it a little easier to find the pantry. 1.3618 0.04273 199 140 46 13
817 Open concept is the latest rage. I want to be able to see the babies from the kitchen. 1.3618 0.04213 199 139 48 12
818 I thought we agreed on open concept. 1.3618 0.04029 199 136 54 9
819 Tim, are you sure the cheese didn't come in the box? 1.3618 0.03997 199 143 43 13
820 Mon dieu! Alain, not Allen! 1.3618 0.04213 199 139 48 12
821 I'm creating my own reality. 1.3618 0.04213 199 139 48 12
822 Because the last time we made the maze out of corn, your family ate the whole thing. 1.3617 0.04313 188 131 46 11
823 Tell me again why we want to build a better mousetrap? 1.3617 0.04753 188 138 32 18
824 We bit off more than we can chew. 1.3604 0.04240 197 138 47 12
825 It says 'some assembly required'. -Obviously a trap. 1.3604 0.04301 197 142 41 14
826 No. What's Flowers for Algernon? 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
827 I told you we shouldn't order from Ikea. 1.3604 0.04301 197 139 45 13
828 Fuck...this...shit. 1.3604 0.04592 197 144 35 18
829 Trust me, the more missing parts, the better. 1.3604 0.04178 197 137 49 11
830 Tell me you didn't get the placebo. 1.3604 0.04301 197 139 45 13
831 You say it's Stockholm syndrome. I say it's IKEA! 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
832 I think we should go with an open floor plan. 1.3604 0.04419 197 141 41 15
833 It would be ironic if this turned out to be a rat trap. 1.3604 0.04419 197 141 41 15
834 Let's build the world's worst mousetrap. 1.3604 0.04301 197 139 45 13
835 It says here we can call for help. 1.3604 0.04419 197 141 41 15
836 Do you ever wonder if we sometimes get talked into doing things that are not in our best interest?" 1.3604 0.04301 197 139 45 13
837 I still say we should go with the open floor plan and a few throw pillows. 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
838 It's called a Stockholm Maze and we WILL enjoy assembling it! 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
839 Let's start with the cheese and work backward. 1.3604 0.04240 197 138 47 12
840 I'll build it but I'm damned if they can make me run around in it. 1.3604 0.04240 197 138 47 12
841 This is what I hate about Swedish labs. 1.3604 0.04535 197 143 37 17
842 Oh, great. The instructions are written in Cat! 1.3604 0.04116 197 136 51 10
843 Now that I'm designing the mazes, you'll always find the cheese in the first room past that door. 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
844 If we make it too easy, they might catch on and stop the cheese. 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
845 How will we know if we get it right? 1.3600 0.04873 175 128 31 16
846 Piece of cheese. 1.3590 0.04141 195 135 50 10
847 ...and with your small investment, I can add a second floor and flip this in weeks not months. 1.3590 0.04449 195 140 40 15
848 Honestly, I think it works better as a studio. 1.3590 0.04267 195 137 46 12
849 Look what we can do with this new drug we're testing." 1.3590 0.04449 195 140 40 15
850 We can build the maze in thirty minutes, find out way out in 4, or we can climb up the mans leg and grab the cheese when he freaks out. 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
851 Well I know we use this to line the bottom 1.3580 0.04714 176 127 35 14
852 I heard that IKEA's funding the research. 1.3575 0.04263 193 138 42 13
853 I checked the box 3 times, and I swear to you there is no Allen wrench in there!! 1.3575 0.04167 193 134 49 10
854 My granddad tells of a time when these came pre-assembled, with a prize inside. 1.3575 0.04231 193 135 47 11
855 The spring's missing! 1.3575 0.04479 193 139 39 15
856 I warned you about these millennial graduate students. 1.3575 0.04101 193 133 51 9
857 Let’s just YouTube the tutorial. 1.3575 0.03899 193 135 49 9
858 They test on mice first to make sure it’s not harmful for new couples 1.3575 0.04479 193 139 39 15
859 Just act dumb the first few times...then it's cheese heaven. 1.3575 0.04357 193 137 43 13
860 Only the Swedes could convince *us* to build a better mousetrap. 1.3575 0.04418 193 138 41 14
861 Let's go ask the cat. 1.3575 0.04598 193 141 35 17
862 I was Ok booking my own travel and pumping my own gas but this time they’ve gone too far. 1.3575 0.04479 193 139 39 15
863 I say we take the cheese and get the hell out of here. 1.3575 0.04539 193 140 37 16
864 A second bathroom will minimize droppings. 1.3575 0.04418 193 138 41 14
865 I think I know how to read instructions Minnie! 1.3575 0.04357 193 137 43 13
866 Wouldn't it make more sense to have the cheese on outside tables and serve wine? 1.3575 0.04294 193 136 45 12
867 where do you want the droppings 1.3575 0.04539 193 140 37 16
868 We have to build it now, too? 1.3575 0.04418 193 138 41 14
869 On second thought I think we should go with an open room concept. 1.3575 0.04294 193 136 45 12
870 Should we build this consistent with Skinnerian or gestalt principles? 1.3575 0.04167 193 134 49 10
871 I liked the meatballs. 1.3560 0.04193 191 133 48 10
872 Following the assembly instructions backwards was brilliant! 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
873 We're clearly not working for a rocket scientist. 1.3560 0.04385 191 136 42 13
874 This would be a lot easier if we could read. 1.3560 0.04385 191 136 42 13
875 Why'd you have to go to Ikea? 1.3560 0.04448 191 137 40 14
876 Those NIH budget cuts are really trickling down! 1.3560 0.04570 191 139 36 16
877 Do we really need a better mousetrap? 1.3560 0.04509 191 138 38 15
878 It's a TRAP!!! 1.3560 0.04448 191 137 40 14
879 Geez, we solve one maze and he sure steps up the degree of difficulty. 1.3560 0.03921 191 139 40 12
880 What?! The cheese is sold separately?!! 1.3560 0.04448 191 137 40 14
881 Of course there are no words. Mice can't read! 1.3560 0.04354 191 138 39 14
882 Maze? No. It's my new bed frame and nightstands. 1.3560 0.04258 191 134 46 11
883 It says right here, ‘cheese not included.’ 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
884 Screw this - let's think outside the box. 1.3560 0.04509 191 138 38 15
885 Stop complaining. A maze is suppose to be complicated. 1.3560 0.04258 191 134 46 11
886 I'm hungry. Let's eschew the instructions. 1.3560 0.03741 191 134 49 8
887 No! I like it, it’s just— I think they’re going to notice.” 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
888 It's IKEA, what could go wrong? 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
889 If homo sapiens designed it, it cannot be that complicated 1.3560 0.04509 191 138 38 15
890 Looks like we’re in the control group on this one. 1.3560 0.04448 191 137 40 14
891 This is the last time I buy something from IKEA. 1.3560 0.04258 191 134 46 11
892 This is only page 1. There are 12 more to go. 1.3560 0.04509 191 138 38 15
893 I prefer a more open floor plan. 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
894 No! I do not read Swedish" 1.3560 0.03393 191 142 38 11
895 I told you buying prefabricated is a scam. 1.3560 0.04258 191 134 46 11
896 DIY. WTF! 1.3560 0.04689 191 141 32 18
897 With ten cubicles, we should be able to make a few bucks. 1.3560 0.04193 191 133 48 10
898 Oh no, it's a better one. 1.3560 0.04093 191 139 39 13
899 As usual, we’re short two screws. 1.3560 0.04093 191 134 47 10
900 Can you believe it is in Swedish? 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
901 Gee, I dunno. Do we really want to be a metaphor? 1.3560 0.04322 191 135 44 12
902 Let's make it tough so they'll think we're struggling. 1.3560 0.04385 191 136 42 13
903 Come on, if Arnold Palmer can design a golf course we can do this! 1.3560 0.04059 191 141 36 14
904 And all I’m sayin’ is freedom’s an illusion. We all live in prisons of our own making. 1.3560 0.04193 191 133 48 10
905 Wait a minute. Let’s think outside the box. 1.3560 0.04193 191 133 48 10
906 It goes without saying that we don't tell anyone we built this. Okay? 1.3560 0.04570 191 139 36 16
907 Sorry I couldn't get us out of this. 1.3560 0.03991 191 130 54 7
908 If we don't put up the walls, it will be easier to get the cheese. 1.3560 0.04509 191 138 38 15
909 Who says we have to build a maze? I'm more an open floorplan kinda mouse. 1.3560 0.04630 191 140 34 17
910 So you insist on knowing your IQ. And I say, we can take a test on the internet. But NO! You insist on going to IKEA 1.3560 0.04258 191 134 46 11
911 Just call TaskRabbit. I think he’s in Lab 4. 1.3560 0.04448 191 137 40 14
912 Let's put the cheese right at the beginning. 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
913 IKEA owes us three screws and a piece of cheese 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
914 We set it up, we run it, we time ourselves. Something to do with the funding cuts. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
915 We just started and I'm already lost. 1.3545 0.04152 189 131 49 9
916 The real problem is going to be getting the cat to try it. 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
917 Let's just forget this and go straight for the cheese. 1.3545 0.04415 189 135 41 13
918 Wait—you have to buy the cheese SEPARATELY? 1.3545 0.04663 189 139 33 17
919 If we build it ourselves, we should do well on the tests. 1.3545 0.04285 189 133 45 11
920 An open-plan office might be WAY simpler. 1.3545 0.04152 189 131 49 9
921 Cheese sold separately." Damn 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
922 It's all in Swedish! 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
923 We got this- a straight line to the cheese. 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
924 Now they want US to train our replacements! 1.3545 0.04415 189 135 41 13
925 I told you we should've just rented 1.3545 0.04285 189 133 45 11
926 Remind me... why are we doing this? 1.3545 0.04478 189 136 39 14
927 The kit states “cheese included.” Is that cheese on your breath? 1.3545 0.04219 189 132 47 10
928 Yep, the three most feared words. Some assembly required. 1.3545 0.04663 189 139 33 17
929 Next they’ll want us to make our own cheese. 1.3545 0.04415 189 135 41 13
930 Quit saying, "Make it snappy." 1.3545 0.04478 189 136 39 14
931 I knew there were budget cuts, but this is ridiculous. 1.3545 0.04219 189 132 47 10
932 This looks hard. Maybe we should just go with the open floor plan. 1.3545 0.04152 189 131 49 9
933 We should let Customer Service know the set arrived without cheese. 1.3545 0.04318 189 136 40 13
934 I say let them build their own better mousetrap. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
935 We won't have to go back on the treadmill if we pretend we don't know what we are doing! 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
936 I'm thinking fewer dead ends this time. 1.3545 0.04285 189 133 45 11
937 If we can put this together, we'll video THEIR confusion. 1.3545 0.04663 189 139 33 17
938 Even by psychologist standards, this is nuts. 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
939 You know... we could do an open floor plan. 1.3545 0.04014 189 129 53 7
940 Well we took the whole thing apart, so where's the cheese? 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
941 I say we just go to the bar 1.3545 0.04478 189 136 39 14
942 He’s learned to place the cheese correctly nearly every time. If he solves this one, we should publish. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
943 Oh, great. We survived the tobacco experiment, but now this says "This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer". 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
944 If we were really smart we’d have known what ‘some assembly required’ means. 1.3545 0.04118 189 133 46 10
945 Why don't we add a reward step at the end and see if any human will follow the directions 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
946 Let's just make sure shoppers go through every room. 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
947 I’m not going in there again until they start offering some vegan options. 1.3529 0.04346 187 135 39 13
948 We have to think outside the box. 1.3529 0.04444 187 134 40 13
949 It's from IKEA. 1.3529 0.04444 187 134 40 13
950 So just how hungry are you? 1.3529 0.04634 187 137 34 16
951 I have no idea how this goes together--I'm a Norwegian rat, not a Swedish one. 1.3529 0.04696 187 138 32 17
952 Let's memorize plan. We'll complete the maze challenge while walking backwards. It'll skewer their research for years, and maybe they'll keep us around longer." 1.3529 0.04509 187 135 38 14
953 Who moved my cubicle? 1.3529 0.04634 187 137 34 16
954 I just realized we don't have thumbs. 1.3529 0.04509 187 135 38 14
955 I don't know. I say we just take the cheese and run. 1.3529 0.04108 187 134 42 11
956 I couldn't help it: I ate the cheese. 1.3529 0.04696 187 138 32 17
957 Sort of a conflict of interest, but a job’s a job, ya know? 1.3529 0.04313 187 132 44 11
958 It says it right here, "Cheese not included." 1.3529 0.04280 187 139 33 15
959 There's no clause specifically stating the cheese must be at the end. 1.3529 0.04038 187 128 52 7
960 This has disaster written all over it 1.3529 0.03703 187 136 41 10
961 Let's try and think outside the box. 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
962 No, no cheese. Swedish meatballs. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
963 I hear what you are saying but I think dead ends are so last year. 1.3529 0.04313 187 132 44 11
964 This is the last time we get a maze from IKEA. 1.3529 0.03545 187 139 37 11
965 First let's agree where the cheese should go. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
966 I can already tell this experiment isn't going to end well. 1.3529 0.04313 187 137 36 14
967 Great. We haven’t even started and you’re already lost. 1.3529 0.04444 187 134 40 13
968 Typical! Cheese not included. 1.3529 0.04108 187 134 42 11
969 I know...what can I say? It’s from IKEA 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
970 This is not what I meant when I said I want to live some place amazing. 1.3529 0.04696 187 138 32 17
971 This is why I said “no Scandinavian labs,” Karen. 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
972 Let’s just Google it. 1.3529 0.04379 187 133 42 12
973 If you say 'hugge' one more time, you can build it yourself. 1.3529 0.04509 187 135 38 14
974 Are we going to have to make another trip to the Home Depot? 1.3529 0.04509 187 135 38 14
975 I hate you so much right now. 1.3529 0.04509 187 135 38 14
976 Fortunately, I resisted my urge to eat the instructions. 1.3526 0.04267 190 134 45 11
977 Remember, we want to build it so we're by the exit when we finish. 1.3523 0.04420 176 124 42 10
978 I didn't expect these instructions to be so labyrinthine. 1.3523 0.04420 176 124 42 10
979 I actually understand the instructions...Amazing! 1.3523 0.04564 176 126 38 12
980 Obviously IKEA has very few mice in its design department 1.3515 0.04999 165 122 28 15
981 Turns out, building a maze is a heck of a lot harder than finding your way out. 1.3514 0.04273 185 130 45 10
982 I'm afraid I'm not gonna be much help. The lab guys removed my hippocampi and I've forgotten every bit of Chinese I ever learned. 1.3514 0.04475 185 133 39 13
983 Let me get this straight. Scientists know we can build this complex maze — yet the whole reason for it is to have us run around inside to see how smart we are. Is this a government operation or what? 1.3514 0.04342 185 131 43 11
984 Are you kidding me? They forgot to include the cheese? 1.3514 0.04273 185 130 45 10
985 The reward at the end of the maze is a Swedish meatball. 1.3514 0.04375 185 134 38 13
986 I'm thinking split level, wine celler in the basement. 1.3514 0.03877 185 132 44 9
987 What's this 'cheese not included' nonsense? 1.3514 0.04342 185 131 43 11
988 I was thinking more of an open floor plan. 1.3514 0.04342 185 131 43 11
989 Oh great.We've got all the parts, but the wrong tool. 1.3514 0.04475 185 133 39 13
990 First we kill all the lawyers. 1.3514 0.04604 185 135 35 15
991 It takes a mouse to build a better mousetrap. 1.3514 0.04604 185 135 35 15
992 Why can't we serve our cheese on a plate like everyone else? 1.3514 0.03989 185 131 45 9
993 What do you think "placera ost här" means? 1.3514 0.04604 185 135 35 15
994 As far as I am concerned, they are all extra parts. 1.3514 0.04475 185 133 39 13
995 We’ve got this! You can read, right? 1.3503 0.04251 177 128 38 11
996 Don't run the maze too fast or he'll know we cheated. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
997 Of course the one in Jersey is bigger but for the last time, we're city mice. 1.3497 0.04159 183 127 48 8
998 No wonder they call it Nö Ejksøt 1.3497 0.04637 183 134 34 15
999 No, I can’t read Swedish either. 1.3497 0.04266 183 131 41 11
1000 Cutbacks 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1001 Fine. See if YOU can do any better without thumbs. 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
1002 The cat will never find us once we get this thing built. 1.3497 0.04086 183 126 50 7
1003 I think this whole animal testing thing has gone a bit far. 1.3497 0.04370 183 130 42 11
1004 I'm sure the website said cheese was included. 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
1005 Now that we've taken it apart it should be easier to find the food. 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
1006 This would be easier with opposable thumbs. 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
1007 See, I told you. It says right here, “Cheese not included.” 1.3497 0.04637 183 134 34 15
1008 Let's do the maze at IKEA, you said... It'll be FUN, you said... 1.3491 0.04535 169 120 39 10
1009 Just as I feared: “Cheese not included.” 1.3490 0.05296 149 111 24 14
1010 IKEA?! This is gonna be harder than the damn maze . 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1011 Darn, the cheese is sold separately 1.3481 0.04400 181 129 41 11
1012 I TOLD you we should have shopped at the dollhouse store! 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
1013 How about we just build a better mousetrap instead? 1.3481 0.04400 181 134 33 14
1014 The quality sucks - they forgot the exit! 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
1015 I think they add extra parts just to mess with you! 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
1016 A line-of-sight path to the exit? Amazing! 1.3481 0.04258 181 132 37 12
1017 Wait, it's missing the cheese. 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
1018 Just act baffled and they’ll give up on this stupid new experiment. 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
1019 I'm not sure what this is, but it looks amazing. 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
1020 It's IKEA, so we start on page 3, go to page 1, then to page 7. 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
1021 Any chance you speak Swedish? 1.3481 0.03551 181 133 39 9
1022 So, what are all these extra pieces for? 1.3481 0.04185 181 131 39 11
1023 It was a Secret Santa gift from the lab! 1.3481 0.04400 181 129 41 11
1024 It's the intelligence test before the intelligence test. 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
1025 After we're done, let's put the cheese at the beginning this time. 1.3481 0.04435 181 132 36 13
1026 It used to be enough to figure out how to escape a maze. 1.3481 0.04330 181 128 43 10
1027 Yup, it's Ikea. Looks like the research grant was trimmed again." 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1028 Why? Because it's here. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1029 Get over yourself, Jerry. Nobody's watching to measure your response to this. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1030 Why are we building a "better" mouse trap again? 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
1031 I'm telling you, we need to start thinking outside the box! 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1032 Just saying, something strange about them hiring us to build a better mouse trap. 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
1033 Whoa! Cheese not included. 1.3464 0.04500 179 129 38 12
1034 Honestly, it would be easier to just build a better mousetrap. 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
1035 Our lives are completely meaningless. 1.3464 0.04249 179 128 41 10
1036 Geoff, to be brutally honest with you, I do think the culture of our lab has changed somewhat since the move to the private sector. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1037 I think it’s some kind of test. 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
1038 Navigating the maze is really quite simple if you read the plans first. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1039 When I told you to "amaze me" this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1040 It's so easy a human can do it 1.3459 0.04549 159 112 39 8
1041 This is a lot of work just for cheese. 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
1042 Things are bad when you've to make your own maze. 1.3446 0.03582 177 126 45 6
1043 That’s the trickle down effect of the science funding cuts. 1.3446 0.04314 177 125 43 9
1044 Wait. WE have to build the maze our own cheese will be hidden in because Mexico refused to pay for it ? 1.3446 0.04740 177 131 31 15
1045 Frankly, after looking at the parts list, I fail to see what's in it for either of us. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1046 Please tell me you didn’t get this from Ikea. 1.3446 0.04532 177 130 34 13
1047 Task rabbit assembles this in 20 minutes. 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
1048 More importantly, did you pick up the Swedish meatballs? 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1049 How many times...it's the Deluxe kit that includes the Gruyere, Bob. 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
1050 On the list of necessary tools it says "opposable thumbs." 1.3446 0.04602 177 129 35 13
1051 These oft go awry. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1052 Do you understand Swedish? 1.3446 0.04314 177 125 43 9
1053 Apparently, this one's a marriage test. 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
1054 I say we just make a run for it. 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1055 How advanced do they think we are? 1.3446 0.04124 177 130 36 11
1056 It’s the best laid plan of mice only. Where are the men? 1.3446 0.04388 177 126 41 10
1057 Their mistake. I ordered the one for humans. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1058 Well, this will easier to build than that Skinner Box you just had to have. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1059 If you say, “Fire code.” one more time, you can go, right back to renting. 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1060 We should have paid the extra for Ikea to assemble it. 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
1061 Are we sure this is not a mousetrap? 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1062 It was a marketing trap, dear. It says here that the cheese for this maze is sold separately! 1.3446 0.04388 177 126 41 10
1063 If I plan this right, the kids will be looking for the cheese until we can finish a conversation. 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
1064 This maze ends with Swedish meatballs instead of cheese. 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
1065 This is way too complex. Let's go for open concept. 1.3446 0.04388 177 126 41 10
1066 Maze, schmaze...what I want is a room without a roof! 1.3446 0.04740 177 131 31 15
1067 Let’s use TaskRabbit. 1.3446 0.04239 177 124 45 8
1068 You think you’re lost now... 1.3446 0.04163 177 123 47 7
1069 If we build it, food will come! 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1070 Let’s test this on humans first. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1071 Now do you believe me when I say there have been some serious scientific cutbacks. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1072 They say that the first step to fulfilment is to make your own path. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1073 This a whole new level of animal cruelty 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
1074 Why don't we just make it open-concept and use the pieces to make a coffee table and cheese tray? 1.3429 0.04267 175 123 44 8
1075 What do you mean the cheese is sold separately? 1.3429 0.04775 175 130 30 15
1076 Do they think we're blind? It's just another trap. 1.3429 0.04189 175 127 38 10
1077 We can sell the maps for a huge profit. 1.3429 0.03644 175 133 31 11
1078 Let's put it together so there's no way out, and then let them call us stupid. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1079 IKEA, am I right?! 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1080 Honey, can we have separate bedrooms? 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1081 Algernon is late again. I say we build without him. 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1082 Ugh, the instructions are in rat. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1083 If we finish they give you Swedish meatballs. 1.3429 0.04343 175 124 42 9
1084 Let's just order the cheese online. 1.3429 0.04343 175 124 42 9
1085 Honestly, I only go there for the Swedish meatballs and the sparkling pear juice. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1086 Never order from IKEA. 1.3429 0.04070 175 128 37 10
1087 Talk about getting lost in your work. 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1088 See, nobody's out to get us. Parts C, H, E, E, S, and E are all here! 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1089 I didn't read the fine print: cheese not included. 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1090 The cuts for science research went a bit too far. 1.3429 0.04843 175 131 28 16
1091 Is our relationship ready for this? 1.3429 0.04110 175 121 48 6
1092 We'll never get the cheese - it's Ikea. 1.3429 0.04380 175 127 37 11
1093 Feels like a trap to me 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1094 I wouldn't normally go the trouble, but they've got a nice hunk of Manchego today. 1.3429 0.04267 175 123 44 8
1095 Look, just think outside of the box on this one. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1096 Believe me. They forgot the hole. 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1097 This would be much easier if we had opposable thumbs. 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1098 You think this is hard? Try putting a pop-up tent back in its bag! 1.3429 0.04600 175 130 31 14
1099 Of course, Ikea tells us how to put the damn thing together, but doesn't tell us how to get out when we are done. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1100 Do you think we got the new drug or the placebo? 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1101 Just to make it interesting, let’s decrease the behavior after the positive reinforcement. 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1102 Just in case we screw this up, let's eat before we start. 1.3419 0.04617 155 110 37 8
1103 That was some good cheese, now let's get to work on this. 1.3419 0.05132 155 116 25 14
1104 I can't make heads or tails of these directions. 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
1105 Screw the instructions. Let’s make it easy and just put the cheese right inside the door. 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
1106 'the mice will play'... My ass! 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
1107 Reminds me of Christmas Eve. 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1108 Should we opt for the beginner, intermediate or advanced maze design? 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1109 Seems a lot of work for a piece of cheese. 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
1110 Uh oh, it's written in Cat. 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1111 What was wrong with the old one? 1.3410 0.04448 173 124 39 10
1112 Let's add a trap door and when no one is watching we can blow this joint. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
1113 It is really a marriage test. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1114 What do you mean, “Why?”? 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1115 Wait. We're supposed to make it harder to get the cheese? 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
1116 Maybe we should put some people inside and observe them. 1.3410 0.04811 173 129 29 15
1117 The main thing is to keep them putting cheese at the other end. 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
1118 The cheese isn't included? 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
1119 Who of us isn't guilty of building his own trap that he then longs to escape from? 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
1120 I told you we shouldn't have shown them how smart we actually were. 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1121 With the budget cutback, now we get to assemble our own maze! 1.3410 0.04216 173 121 45 7
1122 It's not about the cheese. 1.3410 0.04448 173 124 39 10
1123 What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this to have us build our own maze? 1.3410 0.04811 173 129 29 15
1124 Instead, how about an open plan? 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1125 The map helps, but what are we looking for? 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
1126 Don’t do it, it’s a trap. 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
1127 All I ever wanted to know was who moved my cheese. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
1128 Forget it, let’s just go get meatballs. 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
1129 And you're sure that, after we build this, there'll be cheese at the end? 1.3410 0.04333 173 125 38 10
1130 Sure we can talk. Too bad we can't read. 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
1131 Screw the directions! We're building a sturdy roof and a safe, loving home for the three of us." "Oh darling, do you mean...?" "Yes, my cousin needs a place to stay. 1.3409 0.04470 176 127 38 11
1132 I thought we agreed you wouldn't order things I have to assemble. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1133 Rats! It didn't come with a ferris wheel. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1134 Relax, it's not rocket science. 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1135 Mickey’s parents paid a contractor to build his maze. 1.3399 0.04559 153 108 38 7
1136 It says cheese not included. 1.3392 0.04161 171 119 46 6
1137 Donnen't vorryrryen, I pootten dissen togennderren. Easy deesee. You jooststen getten der catten. 1.3392 0.04777 171 127 30 14
1138 This is the last maze I buy from a cat. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1139 Can you read Gerbil? 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
1140 I thought you ordered maize. 1.3392 0.04402 171 122 40 9
1141 So I was thinking of something really complicated. 1.3392 0.03816 171 125 38 8
1142 What do they mean, 'Cheese sold separately'!? 1.3392 0.04777 171 127 30 14
1143 We can build it with a foolproof backdoor. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1144 I can run the maze, no problem. I just can't build one. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1145 What? I thought these things came with cheese. 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
1146 I thought the box said 'cheese included.' 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
1147 I got it from Eekea, you're gonna love it! 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
1148 Ever since PETA stepped in, they let us conduct our own experiments. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1149 You can always tell when the instructions were written by someone who doesn't speak Mouse. 1.3392 0.04479 171 123 38 10
1150 ‘We better call Chip and Joanna’ 1.3392 0.04704 171 126 32 13
1151 I got the fire insurance, did you bring the matches? 1.3392 0.04402 171 122 40 9
1152 They say that we are as smart as dogs, so lets just go in there and poop. 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
1153 IKEA cheese better be great! 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
1154 They say it raises the IQ 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1155 What did you expect? NIH grants haven't gone up in years. 1.3392 0.04777 171 127 30 14
1156 It says here the cheese isn’t included. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1157 Listen, Einstein, we only have an hour, so let's spend the first 55 minutes to make sure we understand the problem. 1.3392 0.04777 171 127 30 14
1158 Forget the directions! We’re making it a straight shot to the cheese. 1.3392 0.04323 171 121 42 8
1159 The best laid plans of mice. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1160 I'll help you Jerry, but I think this is what your therapist meant when he said you self-sabotage. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1161 I can't make heads or tails of it." 1.3392 0.04848 171 128 28 15
1162 Wouldn't you know, we're missing a part - the cheese. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1163 Oh god. It’s from IKEA?! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1164 Sadistic human not included. 1.3376 0.04568 157 112 37 8
1165 I feel like cats wrote these instructions. 1.3376 0.04478 157 111 39 7
1166 This is one of the easiest mazes we've ever built! 1.3376 0.04829 157 115 31 11
1167 You just had to go to IKEA... 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
1168 It says we were supposed to eat the reward last. 1.3373 0.04813 169 126 29 14
1169 I'm thinking open kitchen, marble floor... 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
1170 It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but it's in a good neighbourhood, and the price was right. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1171 The three most scary words in the English language are "easy to assemble. 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1172 I don't care how much you like the meatballs, we aren't going back there. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1173 Apparently we have to supply the cheese. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1174 Long story short, lab funding's been cut. 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1175 It's either this or a better mousetrap. 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
1176 When all else fails, eat the instructions! 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
1177 Do you have any idea what happened to the cheese that came with the kit? 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1178 I’m tellin’ ya, Mort, an escape room franchise is a smart investment right now. 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1179 Ok I give up. Call Ikea helpline. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
1180 You got the cheese, right? 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1181 So, do you still think it wasn't worth the $10 to have it pre-assembled? 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1182 Hey. let's do Mies van der Rohe this time. 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1183 It needs more food pellet dispensers and less electric shock grids. 1.3373 0.04229 169 121 40 8
1184 Sure we can! Then watch the look on their idiot faces when we run it in record time. 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1185 It's called a maze, it will keep us busy for hours!!! 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1186 If we build it, they will come--and give us treats. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
1187 Apparently, we were supposed to set this up, THEN eat the cheese. 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
1188 All I know is that the second mouse always gets the cheese! 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1189 These PhDs sure are getting lazy. 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1190 Two extra screws, no cheese. 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1191 Next, they'll ask us to make the cheese. 1.3356 0.04820 149 108 32 9
1192 Screw it, let's cut to the cheese. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1193 It looked easier to assemble in the Ikea showroom. 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1194 Damn it, 2 screws short. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1195 I'm confused. How do we know when we are finished? 1.3354 0.04803 158 116 31 11
1196 I say we wait and see where she puts the cheese first. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1197 It won’t matter how we build the maze since there’s no exit. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1198 Well, looks like he finally got Mexico to PAY for it but I’m not sure they sent the right plans. 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1199 Cheese not included? You and your bright ideas. 1.3354 0.04076 158 118 31 9
1200 How's your Swedish? 1.3353 0.04924 167 126 26 15
1201 They're testing our marriage." 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1202 You're not going to believe this. Musfälla is Swedish for MOUSETRAP! 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1203 The fact that we ate the cheese already gives me even less motivation to build this. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1204 You thought they'd build the maze for us? In this economy? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1205 Damn! Cheese not included! 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1206 Let's just eat the cheese now and call it a day. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1207 You know, I’m not really all that hungry. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1208 Wouldn't it be simpler to join a gym? 1.3353 0.04382 167 119 40 8
1209 Since we don’t speak a language, I am so glad IKEA prints their directions in pictures 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1210 Wish I could read. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1211 We can do this, Frank. Let's build a mousetrap we can live in! 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1212 Apparently, whatever they're feeding us has made us smarter than the senate committee that funds our study. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1213 who's ikea was this? 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1214 If we build it they will come... and put cheese in it. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1215 WAIT A MINUTE......... EXACTLY WHY ARE WE BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP? 1.3353 0.04256 167 125 31 11
1216 There are easier ways to get cheese, you know. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1217 You can really get lost in these instructions! 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1218 I can't make head nor tail of these instructions! 1.3353 0.04850 167 125 28 14
1219 Human engineering: no purpose, no privacy, no way out. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1220 We have to start over. It says to build the inside walls first. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1221 The good think about a do-it-yourself maze is that we can place the cheese right at the entry. 1.3353 0.04583 167 124 31 12
1222 If we build it,they will come--and put cheese in it. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1223 The scientists have taken the IKEA thing too far 1.3353 0.04214 167 117 44 6
1224 It's actually a 1:500 scale model of their store. 1.3353 0.03076 167 123 39 5
1225 It was cheaper from Ikea. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1226 I thought you said this came with cheese. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1227 I'm thinking clean, streamlined, functional - bringing the Baumaus style into interior maze design. 1.3353 0.04850 167 125 28 14
1228 I wanted an artisanally-chewed warren, but this is so much cheaper 1.3353 0.04340 167 121 37 9
1229 Just our luck! The fine print: Cheese not included. 1.3353 0.04850 167 125 28 14
1230 I say we rent the maze instead. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1231 I told you the cheese is not included! 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1232 I’ve checked twice, they left out the cheese 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1233 Seems like too damn much work for a piece of cheese. 1.3353 0.04503 167 123 33 11
1234 A Wall, he wants us to build a wall? 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1235 Are you sure we're not looking at plans for a better mousetrap? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1236 What is a screwdriver? 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1237 If our relationship can survive building it, running it will be a piece of cake. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1238 Really? Just six screws, an allen wrench and these instructions??? And all along we've been thinking the humans are the smart ones." 1.3353 0.04039 167 120 40 7
1239 We should have known something was up when Dr. Jorgen announced he was ‘off to IKEA!’ 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1240 We shouldn't have solved those earlier ones so quickly, how long now before we get fed? 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1241 Made in the USA! Why are the directions in Chinese? 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1242 I'm sorry, but the directions are written in Gerbil. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1243 Trust me, honey. I read a lot of design magazines. Open concept is over. 1.3353 0.04298 167 123 34 10
1244 Oh, oh. The directions are in Swedish" 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1245 Hey we are missing the most important piece...wait a minute, Scott, your breath smells like cheese. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1246 The faster we build this, the faster we can flip it. 1.3353 0.03761 167 122 38 7
1247 Oh Mickey, I'm so excited ! A labyrinth of our very own ! 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1248 That’s right—f we build it, they will come. With cheese. 1.3353 0.04340 167 126 29 12
1249 It was a nice dream, but let's return to our respective attics with a shred of dignity intact. 1.3353 0.04298 167 118 42 7
1250 But wait, maybe we're thinking out side the box? 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1251 You’re the one who said putting it together would be as easy as running through it. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1252 This is why we read the directions, Phil. It says here not to eat the cheese yet. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1253 It's what you get for buying the maze at Ikea 1.3353 0.04583 167 124 31 12
1254 Why do humans make everything so complicated? 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1255 no problem, it will be a snap to put it together you said 1.3353 0.03949 167 124 34 9
1256 I'll bet you I can build a better one. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1257 Pay attention to the instruction so we don't get lost like last time. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1258 Why don't we just put the cheese at the front? 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1259 Wow, this is the first time I've ever actually built one! 1.3353 0.04340 167 121 37 9
1260 I'm trying to recreate a Billy bookcase hack I saw on Pinterest. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1261 You're right, we should screw this. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1262 This seems like a lot of work and running around. Tell me again why we can't just eat the cheese? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1263 Is this some kind of a test? 1.3353 0.04382 167 119 40 8
1264 Can you read Ikea pictures ? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1265 Yup, it's a better mousetrap. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1266 Even worse, apparently the cheese is sold separately. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1267 Wait, these instructions are in Swedish. 1.3353 0.04543 167 126 28 13
1268 I'm telling ya, in order to get the paper in we've gotta fold it and then pivot! 1.3353 0.03564 167 125 34 8
1269 I’ll figure this out. You go find some cheese. 1.3353 0.03949 167 119 42 6
1270 Now, hold each part of the trap in your paws, and ask yourself if it sparks joy. 1.3353 0.04699 167 123 32 12
1271 If it makes you feel better, humans don't understand IKEA instructions either. 1.3353 0.04850 167 125 28 14
1272 What if we went with an open floor plan, and added a roof instead? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1273 Hear me out: We put the cheese in the foyer. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1274 Forget the home. Let’s build a maze instead. 1.3353 0.04463 167 120 38 9
1275 Listen, I'm happy they bought us this new house. I'm just a little cautious about installing a spring-loaded bed with a cast-iron jaw. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1276 What good is a maze without the cheese? 1.3333 0.04431 159 113 39 7
1277 Darn it. Can we same day cheese on Amazon? 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
1278 get sven. it's from Ikea. 1.3333 0.04693 159 116 33 10
1279 Pretty sure that 'If you build it, they will come.' doesn't apply here." 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1280 I have to admit it. I’m lost. 1.3333 0.04608 159 115 35 9
1281 I want an open concept and large cedar closet. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1282 Scoff if you must, Walter. I say with these plans we are masters of our own destiny. 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
1283 Or, a feng shui approach with no turns. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1284 Of course..."Mâze"...why didn't I see that before? 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1285 I thought we were never buying from Ikea again?! 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1286 Just remember, the best laid plans of mice and men can go awry 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1287 Is it just me or is the scientist getting lazy? 1.3333 0.04327 165 117 41 7
1288 So you can speak and comprehend Swedish, but you can't read it? 1.3313 0.04442 163 117 38 8
1289 If you can figure this out, you don't need to take the test. 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1290 I think it's a trap! 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1291 He said it would easier to navigate if we built it ourselves! 1.3313 0.03897 163 121 34 8
1292 You always said you wanted a house you could get lost in. 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1293 They call it the Mäze. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
1294 You say they got a research grant from Ikea? 1.3313 0.04224 163 122 31 10
1295 “What’s the point? There’s no cheese included.” 1.3313 0.04610 163 119 34 10
1296 They’re starting to expect too much out of us, Jerry. 1.3312 0.04228 154 107 43 4
1297 Don't you just hate it when they drop off these IKEA kits and we have to put it together ourselves 1.3312 0.04471 154 112 34 8
1298 Let's put an end to this maze before morning. I'll chew the long rectangles, you take the squares. 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1299 This would be easier if we had hands like Mickey. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1300 Now they want us to build it too, typical... 1.3312 0.04748 154 115 28 11
1301 Do you ever feel that life's just too much of a rat race? 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1302 I think we have to construct our own maze....but make it simple enough that those guys in white coats can figure it out! 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1303 Maze building feels more rewarding than working in the trap factory. 1.3312 0.04657 154 114 30 10
1304 I wish you weren’t always trying to save money with this do-it-yourself stuff. 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1305 This is a test of patience, not ability. 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1306 Memorize these plans. 1.3312 0.04424 154 109 39 6
1307 I say, Let's not over think this. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1308 I'm nervous about the location of the catwalk. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1309 I know it says "labyrint" in Swedish, but let's build a rental unit instead. 1.3312 0.04792 154 113 31 10
1310 Ten times larger and we’ve got the cat. 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1311 No cheese and now we have to build our own maze! 1.3312 0.04703 154 112 33 9
1312 We should have paid the $99 and had IKEA do it. 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1313 I've heard that only us Swedish mice have to assemble their own mazes. 1.3312 0.04471 154 112 34 8
1314 So, by doing it this way we can get to the cheese every time, right? 1.3312 0.03199 154 118 29 7
1315 I feel kinda awkward assembling mouse traps, but the cheese offer was just too good to pass! 1.3312 0.03915 154 114 33 7
1316 With careful placement we can turn it into a bowling alley. 1.3292 0.04727 161 121 28 12
1317 I told you we should have gotten the Flueggen instead of the Strutenogen! 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
1318 You had to buy it at Ikea didn't ya? 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1319 Putting it together is the real test of intelligence. 1.3291 0.03230 158 119 33 6
1320 Personally, I think that building it will be it's own reward. 1.3291 0.04254 158 111 42 5
1321 I wanted the door to have a rounded top. 1.3289 0.04920 152 113 28 11
1322 Damn, we're missing the cheese! 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1323 I mean how good can IKEA cheese be anyway? 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1324 It's Kushner's Middle East Peace Plan...it needs some work! 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1325 I've checked the materials and the schematics. Not a scrap of cheese anywhere. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1326 I'm not sure we should do this; that Ikea cashier looked an awful lot like a cat. 1.3289 0.04356 152 107 40 5
1327 On second thought, let's go with the open-office concept. 1.3289 0.04306 152 109 37 6
1328 This will be easy, are you a mouse or a man? 1.3289 0.03401 152 116 29 7
1329 No....I said "Marry me and our whole life will be aMAZEing" 1.3289 0.03337 152 113 34 5
1330 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ A maze of instructions for a maze , will buy this product again “ 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1331 It's backwards - the cheese should be at the end...... 1.3289 0.03271 152 115 31 6
1332 But once we figure it out, they’ll just move the cheese again 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1333 This could be aMazing!! 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1334 Won't they be amazed! 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1335 This isn't a house - it's a trap! 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1336 You millennials don’t get it. It’s not to make reaching the cheese harder, it’s to keep the cats out. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1337 I have the feeling that we shouldn't have accepted this job. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
1338 If we build it, they'll hide crumbs 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1339 Now they’re just getting lazy. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1340 It has no exit. Run. 1.3270 0.04593 159 116 34 9
1341 It’s my least favorite part of Christmas Eve. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1342 The real test here will be on our relationship. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1343 It's gonna be all left turns to the cheese - we tell the others, skew the data, look like genius mice, and the grad student gave me $50 already to put it together! 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1344 Don’t go in there, it’s a trap! 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1345 You've got to be kidding -- Swedish?? 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1346 Ernie, so help me... if this is a trap, I’m just going to scream... 1.3270 0.04416 159 114 38 7
1347 And that, my friend, is how you unbuild a better mousetrap. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1348 Remember when it was just finding the cheese? 1.3270 0.04416 159 114 38 7
1349 Why put up the walls at all? 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1350 I don't need this aggravation Ralph! Let's go back to our traditional hole in the wall! 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
1351 Trust me; I was in the control group last week. These instructions are wrong. The HAND just wants to see how we resolve conflict. 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1352 You do it. Amaze me. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
1353 Do you know how many mice would kill for a job at IKEA? 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1354 Elmer, I was using Trojan Horse as a metaphor. 1.3269 0.04184 156 109 43 4
1355 On second thought, I think I want an open concept maze. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
1356 Apparently, a guy named Allen left his wrench in the box. And no: I don't know why. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1357 The cat told me he'd put it together for us. Might be worth the risk. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1358 Everyone is going to make a joke about IKEA, let’s think outside box. 1.3248 0.04447 157 113 37 7
1359 I love shopping at Icheesa 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1360 How about if we seal up the box and address it to be mailed to Hawaii? 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1361 All this for a Swedish meatball? 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1362 The real puzzle here is how this idea got past the ethics review. 1.3248 0.04259 157 111 41 5
1363 I think I'll take my chances in the terrarium 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1364 I know there’s an IKEA joke in there somewhere. Looks like we’ll have to make it ourselves” 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
1365 Ready for some sweat equity? 1.3248 0.04113 157 117 32 8
1366 Aside from missing screws and incomprehensible instructions, the reward for completion is not cheese but a garage sale ready book shelf. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
1367 Are you sure labyrint means bookcase? 1.3247 0.03729 154 116 31 7
1368 I want the corner office. 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
1369 No more rat-race! Let's leave it open plan. 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
1370 I never said I could read. I thought you could. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1371 I'm thinking an open concept maze so we can entertain while we find the cheese 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1372 This time, more rooms and less neverending twisted hallway from hell! 1.3243 0.04036 148 109 33 6
1373 Let's just go back to squatting. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1374 Is there an 800 number? 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1375 They must be graduate student researchers. 1.3243 0.04815 148 109 30 9
1376 It's a good thing I can read Swedish. 1.3243 0.04416 148 105 38 5
1377 If you go with our basic ergonomic floor plan, it’s just one zig and one zag and you’ve got your treat. 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
1378 I hate being used in research funded by IKEA. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1379 The really expect us to build an Ikea? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1380 I still think putting together the kids swing set was more difficult! 1.3226 0.04662 155 116 29 10
1381 I do not think it is a good idea if we build a better mouse trap. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1382 Once again, it’s HR trying to justify their existence. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1383 I say we put the maze together ourselves. That way we get the cheese every time." 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1384 I promise you, it's not a trap. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1385 If we build it, cheese will come. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1386 The guy at IKEA said it would take an hour to assemble. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1387 I wish they would include some captions with these cartoon directions. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1388 What if we just refuse to do it? 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1389 It's time to call IKEA. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1390 Build it and the cheese will come. 1.3226 0.04384 155 116 30 9
1391 It'd be easier if we just built one big, beautiful wall. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1392 If we build this we get a...What's a PhD? 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1393 No, the lab assistant and the cheese are sold separately. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1394 I don’t have a problem with the way it is now. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1395 We’re gonna build a wall the biggest wall the world has ever seen. 1.3226 0.04525 155 115 31 9
1396 Amazing space! Thank you, dear, for dismantling the partitions. I so much do prefer the open floorplan. 1.3226 0.04431 155 114 33 8
1397 See? I told you the cheese isn't included. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1398 I'm embarrassed to say that I don't even know how to use a mouse let alone AI. 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1399 But what if it's a trap? 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1400 Funding cuts. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1401 It's not a maze, they're testing build-your-own condos. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1402 To me, of course, this is normal sized print. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1403 This is a musfälla Karen! Not a råttspel! 1.3226 0.04525 155 115 31 9
1404 We never follow directions. Why start now? 1.3226 0.04287 155 110 40 5
1405 I can’t see us getting to the end. 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1406 Since you already ate the cheese, there's no point in putting this thing together. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1407 It's about time the white-coats started asking open-ended questions. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1408 I’d feel more motivated if it came with cheese. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1409 It’s just my opinion, of course, but I don’t think we should be helping them build a better mousetrap. 1.3226 0.04035 155 115 33 7
1410 It's the corporate model so we'll have to move our own cheese too. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1411 The human equivalent is called socialism 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1412 With one entry, it looks like we can check in any time we want. 1.3226 0.03478 155 115 35 5
1413 I thought you ordered the one with cheese!!!! 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1414 In graduate school we design the maze. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1415 Forget the maze, I say we go condo! 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1416 I heard government funding for research has been cut, but I didn’t know it was this bad. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1417 I wonder what M O U S E T R A P spells? 1.3226 0.04616 155 116 29 10
1418 Do you get the feeling we've become dupes of mail order consumerism? 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1419 Trust me. I've got this. 1.3226 0.03596 155 111 41 3
1420 Who Moved My Cheese?" made a lot more sense before open offices were a thing 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1421 Where do we put the restroom and gift shop? 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1422 I hear these IKEA builds can make or break relationships. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1423 I hate this IKEA bullshit. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1424 Why is there always one screw missing? 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1425 I'm sure it's good—Jerry's never even come out of his! 1.3226 0.04384 155 111 38 6
1426 They say it's the true test of a relationship. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1427 This is great Geoffrey. The kids will never find us. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1428 They're scientists, they wouldn't have forgotten to give us something! 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1429 Oh, great. It says 'Jarlsberg sold separately.' 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1430 It's right here in the fine print: 'Cheese not included.' 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1431 They don't say anything about opposable thumbs 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1432 I know! I can call my cousin Mikea Mouse! 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1433 Or, we could just eat the cheese. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1434 The box made it look like it came with cheese. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1435 This is the Flurn maze! I told you I wanted the Biilke! 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1436 Wait: what does TRAP mean? 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
1437 It was designed by Jean-Paul Sartre. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1438 After we swap out a safe room for the hallway of doom, I say we hide the cheese there. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1439 Shoot. The directions are in French! 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1440 It's from the committee on airport security management. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1441 Why bother? Everyone's looking for open concept these days anyway. 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1442 I was hoping we could have the space be more of an open plan 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1443 But will this be enough wall to satisfy the base? 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1444 Dammit, it's all color-coded. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1445 Don't worry. I put an electroshock machine together with my ex. 1.3224 0.04133 152 111 35 6
1446 Keep this on the dl but let me tell you a little something about the so called Stockholm Syndrome 1.3224 0.04438 152 109 37 6
1447 I miss Tom. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1448 I sure wish PETA would intervene. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1449 Well mister-save-some-money - TOLD you we shoulda paid Ikea to assemble it first ! 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1450 If we do this right, will they let us live? 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1451 What do you say we skip the next five steps,throw these pieces out, then we won't have to waste time getting to the other end? 1.3205 0.04313 156 114 35 7
1452 I could do this blindfolded. 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1453 Yeah, I guess eating the cheese first sort of defeats the purpose... 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
1454 It’s amazing. They didn’t include any exits in these plans! 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1455 And that’s how we’ll trap the humans. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
1456 It's called reverse engineering. 1.3203 0.04163 153 110 38 5
1457 But condos would give us a better return on investment! 1.3203 0.05050 153 117 23 13
1458 They keep raising the bar. 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
1459 Yes, but should we build a better mousetrap? 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1460 We'll need a room for aging cheese. 1.3182 0.04486 154 114 32 8
1461 Screw the directions. We can figure it out. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1462 Instructions? I don’t need no stinkin’ instructions! 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
1463 Put the cheese in first. 1.3179 0.02877 151 111 38 2
1464 Go to the Internet and see if there’s a workaround 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1465 If we do this right we can get cheese anytime we want! 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1466 If we build it our selves the cheese will be ours in no time. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1467 I heard that Ikea was the funding source for the experiment. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1468 Curse you Larry! What would possess you to buy the "mouse-träap" house from IKEA? 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1469 These Scandinavian experiments have the sleek and modern look of much more expensive experiments. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1470 It's not from IKEA. It's from the Farmer in the Dell. We might as well give up for it says in the end the cheese stands alone. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1471 Should we take some LSD? 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1472 I think it's another experiment on learned helplessness. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1473 Know anybody that can read Swedish? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1474 I prefer Swiss cheese to Swedish architecture. 1.3176 0.04450 148 109 32 7
1475 Ever since CRISPR, they keep raising the bar. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1476 But I own Boardwalk! 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1477 Hold on, I smell a rat! 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1478 Check the box again; the cheese is missing. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1479 I think I prefer the open concept. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
1480 Good golly Hermie, we've stumbled upon the plans. 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1481 I say we go with the open floor plan. 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
1482 You’ve read “Flowers for Algernon,” right? 1.3154 0.04476 149 108 35 6
1483 I hear the new lab director is Swedish. 1.3154 0.04576 149 109 33 7
1484 Yes! I do want it to look like a maze. Everyone in my family has mastered a maze at least once in their lifetime! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1485 Should we just go with the open office concept? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1486 I just want to make sure I get to keep my office, even after the baby. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1487 You know, we could have skipped all this and just ordered the cheese instead. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1488 Say, "It's going to be Ahh-MAZING" one more time and you're on your own. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1489 We’ve got to return this. It’s missing the cheese. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1490 Sure it's an astounding maze but what if we forget the solution, Algernon? 1.3133 0.04451 150 109 35 6
1491 When I said, “The best-laid plans of mice and men,” I was not referring to IKEA. 1.3129 0.04507 147 107 34 6
1492 You know what I could go for right now? A meatball. 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1493 Trust me. It will be amazing. 1.3129 0.03776 147 113 27 7
1494 I never used an Allen wrench before. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
1495 Don't sweat our lack of thumbs. We're paid by the hour. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
1496 Why did you buy the 'Cheese Not Included' version? 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
1497 Insert IKEA joke here. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1498 If adding an extra turn last time made the researchers run around the lab, let's add two this time. 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1499 Lets do it... With these plans not even a GPS could find us 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1500 Wait a minute...there's no cheese included...! 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
1501 Whose idea was it to buy an IKEA escape room? 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1502 We’re lost. 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
1503 On second thought, let's go with an open-office plan. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
1504 Are you sure this is part of our contract ? 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
1505 No, It’s not a trap. Stop being so paranoid! 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1506 Once we build this, have you considered the impact on future generations? 1.3116 0.03751 138 106 26 6
1507 Why make it hard on ourselves..? 1.3108 0.03437 148 114 28 6
1508 Not fair! We get the ugly box stores and Slartibartfast gets the Fjords! 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
1509 You know what they say about the best laid plans.... 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
1510 A new home is a big infestment. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1511 Go get your mother. 1.3099 0.04490 142 108 26 8
1512 I say we should just call IKEA and ask. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
1513 We still have 2 screws from the last one, so this should be enough for the diningroom table when we're done. 1.3099 0.03342 142 109 28 5
1514 Forget the instructions, I say we just make a hallway directly to the cheese... 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1515 These are always missing a part 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1516 Think you can build a better mousetrap? 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
1517 No Betty, we don't need to call for help, I can figure this out. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1518 Son, I've told you time and again, you set your own mousetrap or someone else will set one for you. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1519 Don’t give me that look. We knew getting it home would be the easy part! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1520 This will be the ultimate test of our relationship 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
1521 Man, talk about getting lost in your work... 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1522 Why do they think we like mazes? 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
1523 We're agreed? Cheese accessible, no corner office? 1.3099 0.04434 142 105 31 6
1524 You put the damn thing together; you're the one who insisted on going to Ikea. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1525 It's true. The best-laid plains of mice and men often do go awry. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1526 Whddaya mean you forgot the Swedish meatballs?? 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1527 Let's check YouTube for a video. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1528 Agreed, cheese goes in every corner. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1529 Umm, can we just cut to the cheese? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1530 We have to go back...I can't find the cheese. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1531 That didn't take long to disassemble. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1532 How to Make a Cat Trap 1.3099 0.04545 142 106 29 7
1533 The price was great, but these instructions are in Swedish. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1534 Looks suspicious. All hallways. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1535 Apparently they got their research funding from Ikea. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1536 So what do we do with Tabby after we catch her? 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
1537 The only part that seems to be missing is the cheese, Lewis. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1538 But I've been working so hard to break the walls down between us. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1539 Ikea thinks anything we can assemble humans can assemble" 1.3099 0.03559 142 113 21 8
1540 Bad news. I think we’re missing parts. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1541 We already built a better mousetrap. This can't be difficult. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1542 Lets just bell the cat 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1543 The hell with it! Let's leave it open. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1544 I can build it myself. We don't need to hire contractors! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1545 I didn't even know IKEA had a lab! 1.3099 0.04600 142 109 24 9
1546 I think we need IKEA for dummies. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1547 But look, if we skip to step 17, we can eat the cheese now, then just circle back later when we feel like it. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1548 Isn't this cheating? 1.3099 0.04262 142 101 38 3
1549 Screw it. Put the cheese in, eat the cheese. Done! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1550 Okay, say we get it done. How’s it gonna bring the cheese? 1.3099 0.04490 142 108 26 8
1551 The seeds are missing. I ordered a maize kit. 1.3099 0.04545 142 106 29 7
1552 An Open Floor Plan sounds like a good idea. You know what else sounds like a good idea? Free cheese. That's how they got Billy. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1553 Promise me it is the last time we buy a maze at Ikea... 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1554 I've always wanted an open floor plan. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1555 This says that it is supposed to come with cheese. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1556 We've got to go back to IKEA for the cheddarskoort. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
1557 C'mon, the cuts to the research budget mean we all have to pitch in a little more. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1558 I thought you said you had built plenty of hice? 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1559 Let’s think outside the box. How about we construct a house instead? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1560 I must admit, when Dr Skinner said he was going on a research trip to Sweden this was not what I envisaged. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
1561 Damn it Louise, they left out the cheese! 1.3088 0.05272 136 105 20 11
1562 And they said this would be a piece of cheese... 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
1563 This is what happens when they move the cheese. 1.3083 0.04795 133 103 21 9
1564 Do they really need us in order to study IKEA's effect on relationships? 1.3083 0.04795 133 103 21 9
1565 Cheese isn't on the parts list. 1.3077 0.04865 130 96 28 6
1566 First they make us run it, then they make us build it. A-maze-ing what they put us through. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
1567 Great, but where does the cheese go? 1.3077 0.04295 143 105 33 5
1568 Wait a minute. Do we have opposable thumbs? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1569 Did you buy this from Ikea” 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1570 Your cousin Mikea sent it. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1571 'We're IKEA's new target demographic!' 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1572 It's like scanning my own groceries. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1573 This will really screw up their experiment. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1574 I hate you 1.3071 0.04798 140 107 24 9
1575 How come we always end up with dead end jobs? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1576 They used to let us smoke. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
1577 This is more bewildering than the maze! 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
1578 I hate HATE Ikea. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1579 Build it and cheese will come. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1580 I don't speak any of these languages. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1581 Is it just me or are these mazes getting way more complex? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1582 I can assure you, once assembled, it will lead to Swedish meatballs! 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
1583 So here is where we place the diversion for Tom. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1584 Now they want us to build our own maze? Screw that! 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
1585 I'll make the cocaine dispenser. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1586 How's your Chinese? 1.3071 0.03711 140 108 26 6
1587 Another Day, Another ‘Acting’ Cabinet Secretary 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1588 this doesn't look victorian era to me. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1589 If there's one lesson you take from your father's death, I hope it's this—always use the instructions. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1590 When's it gonna look like a wheel? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1591 They make you do so much more these days for your cheese. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
1592 While they build a better mousetrap, we will build a better mouse hole. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
1593 Really, this time IKEA has just gone too far! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1594 It feels like we are trying to reinvent the wheel. 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
1595 No worries ... I’ve drawn up some counterfeit plans for their “better mousetrap” design. 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
1596 It's time we talked about your cheese addiction. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1597 If we memorize this, it isn't cheating. We'll break the record, have a snack and get home early. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1598 I think IKEA has a YouTube video for this. 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
1599 Who's supplying the cheese? 1.3053 0.04454 131 94 34 3
1600 The fools! Now when they put us in here we'll know where the treat is every time! 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1601 You forgot the cheese. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1602 Dammit! They forgot the cheese. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1603 What say we ask for the cheese up-front?" 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1604 I like the "open floor plan" option. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1605 Don't worry, I've done this a hundred times. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1606 I should have guessed, 'No cheese included.' 1.3043 0.03350 138 107 26 5
1607 Any more budget cuts and they'll shut down the lab completely. 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1608 Let them build a better mousetrap. We'll build a better bungalow. 1.3043 0.04496 138 103 29 6
1609 ‘So now you tell me you can’t read?’ 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1610 I'll get the cheese 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1611 I assumed cheese was included. 1.3043 0.04316 138 99 36 3
1612 Fuck it - Let's raid the pantry. 1.3043 0.05404 138 109 16 13
1613 I'm gerrymandering the maze, so I'll always win. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1614 Frankly,I reckon gnawing a hole in the skirting board is much quicker. 1.3043 0.05306 138 108 18 12
1615 It says there's supposed to be a brick of cheese, did you eat it?! 1.3043 0.03794 138 105 28 5
1616 First , we need to learn how to read..... 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1617 I thought YOU could read Swedish! 1.3043 0.04437 138 105 26 7
1618 I say we put the cheese in the entrance and screw the rest. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1619 hmmm, is THIS our test, or is THAT our test? 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1620 We seem to be missing a block of cheese. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1621 I'm lost already. Let's just forget it. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1622 It's amazing how they can make these instructions so that anyone can read them... 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1623 You said we were only getting the meatballs. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1624 This wall will definitely put an end to the migrant mice problem. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1625 Sometimes I feel like these designers are just testing us. 1.3043 0.04836 138 106 23 9
1626 And then we'll look brilliant -- looking like we never saw it before. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1627 Where are the little meatballs? 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1628 This is the last time I buy anything from Ikea 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1629 Couldn't we just order the cheese? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1630 Oh my God! It’s a trap. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1631 I'm building a better mousetrap. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1632 I feel like this would be a lot easier with opposable thumbs 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1633 The YouTube video was no help at all! 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1634 Of course, they have to kill us after we finish it. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1635 I thought YOU knew how to read. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1636 It’s written in Swedish. 1.3043 0.04192 138 108 22 8
1637 With the right jerrymandering, we can always get the cheese! 1.3043 0.04254 138 106 25 7
1638 Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just order it from Amazon already assembled?" 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1639 It’s a Jean-Paul Sartre maze kit - no exit. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1640 Can we just skip to the wine pairings? 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1641 Option A is "Build a Wall." Option B is "Create a Maze of Bureaucracy." 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
1642 I think an open floorplan would be less stressful. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1643 Be careful so we can get a good sub-let. 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1644 Back in the day, all we had to do was run the maze not build it. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1645 Looks like we have reached Level II. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1646 No, I thought YOU were getting the permits. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1647 I told you not to buy IKEA. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1648 Remember when employers used to assemble these things? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1649 Do you really think the cat’s going to fall for this? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1650 But where will we put the bidet? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1651 Look, Lloyd, if you're going to just keep eating the cheese before we begin, then this whole exercise is pointless. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1652 These assembly instructions are clear. Still, they will be challenging for male humans. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1653 These NIH budget cuts are really starting to bug me. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1654 Did I misread smorgasboard ? 1.3043 0.04377 138 102 31 5
1655 Do you think those those Task Rabbits in the next lab would put this together for us for a reasonable price? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1656 This is a lot of trouble for a small piece of moldy cheese. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1657 This is going to be a-maze-ing! 1.3043 0.04254 138 101 33 4
1658 So, do you want the master bath or the walk- in closet? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1659 Ikea wants to see if we can assemble it faster than humans. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1660 So you pay a little extra, but at least you know you'll get the cheese. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1661 I can't read this. 1.3043 0.04128 138 105 27 6
1662 Well, getting there is half the fun. 1.3043 0.03863 138 103 31 4
1663 It is going to be easy and if hear Mexico is going to pay for it. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1664 But... I thought the Minotaur costume was included." - Maisie Jacobson, Toronto, Canad 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1665 Remind me again why we are doing this ? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1666 I read that in one recent animal study, 42% of humans failed to complete a similar task, and of those, 18% experienced a precipitous increase in all-cause mortality within two years. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1667 It says right here: Cheese sold separately. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1668 What did I tell you before you ordered it? It’s in the fine print, “Cheese not included.” 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
1669 They don’t include the cheese? 1.3043 0.04496 138 103 29 6
1670 Designing them gives me agency. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
1671 Aren’t AP classes fun? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1672 HOW TO BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP???? Yikes, I thought it was a maze. 1.3043 0.04377 138 102 31 5
1673 will they make us get our own funding next? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1674 I know we need the exercise, but wouldn’t it just be easier to switch to low-fat cheese? 1.3043 0.04437 138 105 26 7
1675 We can still return this, right? 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1676 We can give ourselves the larger bedroom... 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1677 I just didn’t know you were into the whole maze thing. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1678 Oh, great. It says here— ‘Cheese Not Included.’ 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1679 Im not saying that it’s a trap, but I think that there is only one way in. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
1680 Let's build it with an escape tunnel underneath like El Chapo. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1681 With all the budget cuts, we have to build the our own mazes, but at least we still have our jobs. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1682 Get on YouTube and check videos for IKEA mouse maze 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1683 Why are the leftover parts never cheese? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1684 I suspect they'll also ask us to do the rest of the experiment for just cheese. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1685 I regret asking management for more responsibility. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1686 Ikea, why? 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1687 But why are we trying to build a birdhouse anyway? 1.3030 0.04618 132 99 27 6
1688 Don't look at me. I just went for the meatballs. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1689 I prefer an open concept layout. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1690 Is it still an escape room if we see the instructions? 1.3030 0.04491 132 103 21 8
1691 This is a piece of cake, but where should we hide the cheese? 1.3030 0.04680 132 99 27 6
1692 -ing. It could be a-maz-ing. 1.3030 0.04294 132 94 36 2
1693 Sure, we can build one, but who's gonna test it? 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1694 The Lab Guy shops at Ikea. 1.3030 0.04157 132 98 30 4
1695 You got this at Ikea....right? 1.3030 0.03304 132 100 29 3
1696 I thought the catalog said cheese was included. 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1697 What about a mud room to the right,and then a central corridor with the kids rooms on either side? 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1698 What part about the A before B theory of causality don’t you understand? 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1699 This is what separates us from the lower mammals. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1700 We should’ve hired a task rabbit. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1701 I''ve heard of reverse psychology, but this ridiculous! 1.3030 0.01042 132 104 26 2
1702 Is "Ikea" too obvious a caption? 1.3030 0.04087 132 100 27 5
1703 I preferred it when they only expected us to run the maze. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1704 You know,we could always hire a Task Rabbit. 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1705 So simple, even an American can do it. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1706 Stockholm what? 1.3030 0.04742 132 100 25 7
1707 My shrink suggested it. 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1708 I’m hoping that if we figure this out we’ll attract the attention of the Nobel committee in Sweden. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1709 Oops! This is the Mexican border kit! 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1710 I still think calling taskrabbit would have been less scary. 1.3030 0.04426 132 100 26 6
1711 It's going to be a lot like trying to find your way around Ikea. 1.3030 0.03869 132 101 26 5
1712 I've never built a big one square foot house before. 1.3023 0.04618 129 99 23 7
1713 We used to compete for pellets. Now we collaborate for room and board. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1714 Just tell me where the mouse trap is.” Helen T. Stafford, New York, N 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
1715 Looks like someone let the cat out of the bag. Maybe I should rephrase that… 1.3023 0.05233 129 99 21 9
1716 I TOLD you we shouldn't go to IKEA! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
1717 This seems to be a lot of work just to do a lot of work when we're done. 1.3015 0.04344 136 98 35 3
1718 No way I will get it finished for the kids’ Christmas morning. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
1719 The instructions for this Ikea pre-fab home is like solving one of those freakin' cheese mazes 1.3015 0.04647 136 103 26 7
1720 We have to build our own tests now? 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1721 The directions are in Mandarin. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1722 Why don't we put the cheese right at this end? 1.3015 0.04085 136 101 31 4
1723 It’s the IKEA lab. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1724 Um, it says here 'Cheese not included.' What the &*#@! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1725 Think 'Myth of Sisyphus' with a little Friedrich Nietzsche thrown in. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1726 They expect us to build a better mousetrap? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1727 I'm not sure. The box said it's called "Irrgång" 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1728 Let's go to Lab 72 and let this cheapo build his own damn maze. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1729 It doesn’t matter whether we follow the instructions. There’s no exit on the other side anyway. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1730 I thought you were getting the cheese. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1731 It came from the Psychology Department at Ikea. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1732 I'm telling you, Jerry, once we memorize the escape route, they won't inject us anymore. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1733 What’s a wing nut? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1734 C'mon Jimmy, this isn't rocket science. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
1735 We haven't even built it, and I'm already lost. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
1736 Let's forget the bookcase and just build a maze. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
1737 Of course, the instructions would be much easier to follow if we could read. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1738 I’m lost, Gerald. 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1739 Let’s make the maze spell “Out”—that’ll get ‘em. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1740 I suppose next they’ll expect us to write up the experimental results. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1741 What?! It says the cheese is sold separately! 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1742 Are you SURE this is just another book shelf? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1743 Do we really want the world beating a path to our door? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1744 Would you rather be building a better mousetrap? 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
1745 Let's call Skinner, he'll know what to do!!! 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1746 You told me that the cheese was included 1.3015 0.04467 136 104 25 7
1747 Time to call Ikea customer support. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1748 Yeh baby, we’re in management now!! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1749 I really thought we would have an infrastructure bill by now. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1750 The instructions are in Swedish. Can you read Swedish? 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
1751 Itty bitty sanctuary city. 1.3015 0.04344 136 98 35 3
1752 Ikea says: you move your cheese. 1.3015 0.03809 136 104 27 5
1753 I think this would be easier if you didn't have to Mouseplain everything. 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1754 ‘Ain’t gonna be much of a challenge if the entry and exit points are the same, eh?’ 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1755 So do you really think we're going to win the science competition this year? 1.3000 0.04674 120 87 30 3
1756 A bit suspicious that all the pieces are here except for the cheese 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1757 This is too good to be true! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1758 What's the point without cheese? 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
1759 I know it's complicated, but the Swedish meatballs are worth it. 1.2992 0.04652 127 93 30 4
1760 What's the point? They didn't send the cheese. 1.2992 0.04913 127 95 26 6
1761 If we make it through, we get a Swedish meatball. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
1762 I agree with you, Harvey, but Dr. Mendel wants us to think outside the box. 1.2992 0.03923 127 98 24 5
1763 Did you eat the cheese? 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1764 Our marriage is about to be tested like it never has before. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1765 These instructions are the real maze. 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1766 I really think we should take out this wall to open up the floor plan. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1767 Apparently, the cheese is 'sold separately' ". 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1768 I told you IKEA would have it. 1.2985 0.03094 134 106 23 5
1769 It looked simpler in the Ikea catalog! 1.2985 0.03674 134 102 28 4
1770 This is going nowhere. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1771 This looks like a BJÖRKSNÄS from IKEA! 1.2985 0.04915 134 104 21 9
1772 This furniture from I-Squeeka is amazing! 1.2985 0.04560 134 101 27 6
1773 It came from Ikea - how hard can it be? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1774 I thought that cheese was included" 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1775 I told you the cheese was sold separately. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1776 Of course it’s a test! Why else would they ask US to build it? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1777 It’s for the kids. I need to get it set up by December 24th. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1778 But it’s written in Swedish!! 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1779 It’s supposed to be the latest in exercise equipment. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1780 I'm from Norway not Sweden. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1781 Call me a hopeless romantic, but I hope to birth at least 83 children in our new house, within the next 2-3 years, because I love you, and know no other way. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1782 Do you want cheese or not? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1783 But it says we need someone named Allen. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1784 "Yes, the instructions are in Swedish, but it's not like either of us can even read English. 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1785 Hmm. 'Cheese not included.' I just don't see the point. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1786 I’m not building it. Despite what we’ve been promised, I don’t believe Mexico will pay for this. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1787 At least they're not making us pay for it, too! 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1788 You’ll need to get a variance from the city. You must have at least two points of egress with this kind of square millimeterage. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1789 What? No cheese? 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1790 IKEA, apparently, has moved the cheese. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1791 These instructions are a maze. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1792 These damn Ikea mazes always come with a couple screws missing. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1793 PETA files lawsuit against Ikea over animal testing." 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1794 Once it's assembled, it will provide an endless lifetime supply of cheese. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1795 As far as Ikea is concerned, we might as well be three blind mice. 1.2985 0.05405 134 106 16 12
1796 I think there’s a piece missing. Can you see anything that looks like a piece of cheese? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1797 Well, to begin with, none of those boards have a “B” on them. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1798 I’m designing my career. Of course there’s no exit. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1799 Says here the reward for completing this one is a 'sense of accomplishment'" 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1800 I got Swedish meatballs for when we finish 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1801 What was wrong with living in a hole in the wall? 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1802 Is cheese really worth all of this work? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1803 I think I'd be more motivated if we started with the cheese. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1804 I think we were supposed to wait to eat the cheese. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1805 White-glove assembly was extra, Sharon. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1806 God damn it. Do you want a maze or do you want an "open concept?" 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1807 This blueprint’s a maze! 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1808 Wait a minute - did you remember to order the cheese? 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1809 I can't read either, what do you think they want us to do this time? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1810 We found the answer key! 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1811 i thought a few practice runs would give us an edge 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1812 What do you mean, there are always parts left over? 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1813 Of course I'm conflicted, but it's a job. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1814 No, that's the trap door for the cat, THIS is the door to the cheese cellar! 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1815 Funny that IKEA decided to sell a scale model of their own store. 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
1816 And now you see that cheese is not included 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1817 It says here we're apparently supposed to stay inside the maze at all times. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1818 Ok, let's make it eight blind alleys. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1819 This is no Gouda. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1820 I told you IKEA furniture is impossible to build. 1.2985 0.03750 134 105 23 6
1821 They said,’’some’ assembly required. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1822 What I want to know is "Where's the cheese?" 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1823 If we build it better- what's the catch? 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1824 It wasn’t my idea to get a fixer-upper. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1825 Do we really need a bathroom ? 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1826 So what you're saying is there was never any cheese at all. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1827 Should’ve never taken that promotion. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1828 Well, honey, remember you're the one who didn't want to pay for the assembly package. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
1829 Don't look at the instructions, I want to get lost. 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
1830 Honestly, why bother? It says right here: ‘Cheese wedge not included.’’ 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1831 No, it's not a minimalist structure. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
1832 Don't you think that if they let us build it any results would be biased? 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1833 What are you, blind? It already offers an open concept.” 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1834 Oh of course. Cheese not included. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
1835 If we can follow our noses through a maze, we can follow IKEA instructions. 1.2985 0.04372 134 97 34 3
1836 It still doesn't look like a cat trap to me! 1.2984 0.05245 124 97 18 9
1837 If we remember how we designed this thing, we can navigate it in record time. Dr. Verner will be so impressed. He might even write an article about us in that Journal he reads all the time! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1838 But if we build a sauna instead of a maze, we can jerk around the neuroscientists. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1839 Let's not, and say we did! 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
1840 Maybe they won’t notice. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1841 This plan is missing something ,who cut the cheese 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
1842 It's from Sweden; says to use Swiss cheese once assembled, but American cheese will have to do. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1843 They didn't tell us there was a monthly subscription! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1844 Does it not concern you even a bit that the name of this thing is Muztrop? 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1845 This is all in Spanish 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1846 Ever feel like you're your own worst enemy? 1.2977 0.03374 131 98 31 2
1847 There must be some kind of big reward if we can do all of this. Screw cheese I’m talking Miami. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1848 Let's grab a six pack and put on The Who. 1.2977 0.04293 131 97 31 3
1849 I'm not digging the parmesan sandbox... 1.2977 0.03936 131 99 28 4
1850 No wonder the humans hate IKEA. 1.2975 0.05202 121 92 22 7
1851 These drugs don't work. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1852 Cat got your tongue? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1853 After we build it researchers will reward us with many treats. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
1854 Forget their maze. Let’s build a ladder and bust outta here. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1855 And so we get to build our own unique health care policy with these set of options. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1856 You ordered this without the cheese? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1857 When will it end? First it was eat the cheese. Then it was find the cheese and eat it. Now we have to assemble the maze? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1858 Tell me again how this is supposed to help my anxiety. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1859 Go ahead Mr. Big Wig with the college degree, tell us what the blueprint says. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1860 I look forward to the day when we can afford something better than Ikea. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1861 After we assemble this, let's run some trials to see which responses will produce the greatest rewards. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1862 Don't look at me. I needed extended time on my SATs. 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
1863 These instructions are for how to build a better mousetrap. But we're not gonna follow these instructions, are we? 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1864 I don't read Swedish. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1865 This is a-maze-ing! . . . A Japanese garden with Swedish directions! 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
1866 If this works, do you think the world will beat a path to our door? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1867 Easy in, easy out, that’s the plan. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
1868 I do not see my lactose-free cheese listed. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1869 Some assembly required. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1870 Next thing you know, they'll have us milking the cow! 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
1871 This research role responsibilities are increasing exponentially 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1872 Let’s just eat the cheese now and forget the instructions. 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1873 I’m drawing the line at data collection. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
1874 We can't read, we're mice. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
1875 Fuckin' Ikea man. Fucking capitalist pigs. Couldn't even include one single extra goddamn screw. Fuck me. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
1876 [No caption necessary.] 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
1877 I told you we should have bought this pre-assembled. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1878 You're right, Martha, Ikea stores really ARE a maze. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1879 Is this part of every job interview? 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1880 I feel like you're testing me. 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1881 Let's just move on to the next gallery. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1882 You'd better go find the box of bits left over from the last "build it yourself" project, you know we'll be missing something. 1.2881 0.04677 118 87 28 3
1883 Do you know anyone at Ikea? 1.2881 0.04754 118 90 23 5
1884 Well, looks like he finally got his wall. Let's do something amazing with these leftover parts. 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
1885 We're out of cheese. Why are we building this again? 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
1886 It SAID no assembly required!! 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1887 You put up the walls, I’ll find the cheese.” 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1888 Let them figure out there own maze ! 1.2880 0.04727 125 96 23 6
1889 It says 'build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door'. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1890 I'm lost. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1891 Why do you always fall for these DIY projects 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
1892 I don’t know either. Let’s just assume that the end justifies the means. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1893 Let's put the food next to the door. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1894 If we get it right, we get meatballs. 1.2880 0.04222 125 95 26 4
1895 Ernie, why are we contributing to our own downfall? 1.2880 0.04658 125 95 25 5
1896 We could learn Swedish, but I say we just buy the cheese. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1897 Our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers had it so much easier. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1898 I'm doing it for the Swedish meatballs. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1899 It looks like a slippery slope. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1900 Trust me! What makes it better is that we serve the guests cheese in the entry hall. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1901 Or we could just take the path of least resistance... 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1902 You know, this whole maze thing would be a lot easier if we just skipped this part. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1903 You just had to move the cheese didn’t you. 1.2880 0.04992 125 98 19 8
1904 I suppose we could just gnaw a finish hole. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1905 I like the open floor plan as is. We're done. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1906 Sure, it's more work, but at least I'm my own boss. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1907 I just don't get the open-concept trend. 1.2880 0.04067 125 99 20 6
1908 Wait! Is this part of the test? 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1909 It’s a DIY maze from IKEA, but you have to supply the cheese yourself. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
1910 If you build it, they'll get lost. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1911 Do they think we're stupid? We know a mousetrap from a maze any day. 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1912 They want us to make our own labyrinth? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1913 In my day, all you had to do was find your way through it. 1.2880 0.04517 125 92 30 3
1914 I hear anyone can make it in the real estate development business these days. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1915 Don't despair! Ikea has a Maze-Yourself hotline. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
1916 I told you we had to buy the cheese separately 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1917 All I wantedwas the meatballs 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1918 It says you may need help with this step from a cat. 1.2870 0.05491 115 90 17 8
1919 I KNOW THE DIRECTIONS DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE NOW,BUT I PROMISE YOU'LL BE AMAZED WHEN WE'VE FINISHED. 1.2869 0.02725 122 95 25 2
1920 They say it's a piece of cheese to assemble. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1921 I doubt any of the 2020 candidates will get through this one! 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1922 Compared to our human trap, this is a slice of cheese! 1.2869 0.04505 122 92 26 4
1923 I know this looks complicated but just imagine how rewarding it's going to be at the end. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
1924 Or, we can just wing it 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1925 If cheese is sold separately, why not just buy cheese? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1926 I guess we were supposed to save the cheese for the end. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1927 Let's not figure this out. If we do, they'll have us put together all their Ikea furniture. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1928 I'm not sure this is worth it without the cheese. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1929 Nice... but what are we going to do with a liquor cabinet? 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1930 How will we ever get it out the door? 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1931 This maze is called an office cubicle. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1932 I give up. Let’s call a TaskRabbit. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1933 It says here, ‘cheese not included.’ 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1934 It says, "Cheese, sold separately". 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1935 I'm pretty sure the cheese was included. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1936 Ever feel like things exist just to test you? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1937 If we put this maze together, they'll give us cheese. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1938 At least it’ll be easier to find the cheese. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1939 Build it and rewards will come. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1940 Let’s toss the damn thing and just eat the cheese. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1941 I smell a rat in these instructions! 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1942 You only make it LOOK hard, so we look like geniuses! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1943 We can't reward them. They left out three screws and the cheese. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1944 I thought you said you spoke IKEA. 1.2857 0.04795 119 91 23 5
1945 Rats! I think we are missing the cheese. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1946 They always leave out one screw. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1947 So, how much was the assembly fee? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1948 So they’re not even giving us sugar anymore? 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1949 And here's the best part: we pretend we don't know our way through! Just to mess with them. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1950 Are you sure this is where you want it? 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1951 I'm having doubts about this getting us any extra cheese. 1.2857 0.04869 119 92 21 6
1952 It's from Sweden. Norway Rats have nothing to do with Ikea. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1953 A Cheese Maze? Why can't we just eat the cheese now and call it a day? 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1954 I'm finally getting my Mickey cave. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1955 To me it's all about the Gouda, the Roquefort, the Camembert. 1.2857 0.05222 119 92 20 7
1956 We're never shopping at IKEA again! 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1957 See, it says it right here: 'cheese NOT included.' 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1958 duuude! the instructions are the real labyrinth! 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1959 Why are the directions in Swedish?" 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1960 No, this is not like cheating on the SATs: it' s more like due diligence in advance. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1961 I heard DIY is all the rage in research these days. 1.2857 0.04941 119 90 24 5
1962 This would probably go easier if we hadn't eaten the cheese first. 1.2857 0.04488 119 87 30 2
1963 This whole process appears to be counterproductive. 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1964 No exit. This isn’t a maze. It’s a TRAP! 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1965 You don’t need to be Frank Lloyd Rat to realize this is a poor design. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1966 The directions are from IKEA. This should be easy. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1967 This IKEA furniture is so great! 1.2846 0.04085 123 93 27 3
1968 It's the federal funding cutbacks. We have to build our own now. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1969 Did you bring the cheese? 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
1970 Apparently you also have to provide your own cheese. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1971 Is Ikea-ed a verb? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1972 And why would we hide our food? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1973 When we’re done it will be just like the maze at any IKEA store. 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
1974 This could be a trap. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1975 Build a better mouse trap and the world will beat a path to your door. Build your own maze and they'll bring cheese. Get moving. 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
1976 Oh no, it looks like the directions went through google translate. Do you see a 'planken' marked '%6 and a 'pinner' marked '&8'? Also keep an eye out for any 'soft flaux' ,whatever that is. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1977 Cheez Louise! 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1978 Billy has the measles but we can still win first place at the science fair. 1.2846 0.04399 123 90 31 2
1979 I feel like we’ve hit a wall. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1980 These cartoon people are cute, but would it kill them to include some words in the instructions? 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1981 Think Frank Lloyd Wright would approve of this? 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1982 Text you cousin who lives at Ikea. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1983 'Get a fixer-upper', you said. We're MICE, dammit. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1984 It’s missing the cheese. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1985 Really? You bought the one that says, "Cheese not included"? 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1986 We should have bought the display model. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1987 Before IKEA you just had to get through the maze to get the cheese. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1988 If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times—don’t order anything that says “assembly required!” 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1989 Forget the schematics. Let's build it so we win every time! 1.2846 0.04474 123 93 26 4
1990 Isea, Ibea, Ikea! 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1991 The 'cheese', my friend, is in the doing of it... 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
1992 Wouldn't you know it - the part they left out is the cheese. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1993 Do you know how much lab mice make?! This training set up will more than pay for itself. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1994 I really think that if she wants us to perform these tests she should build it herself 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1995 If I'm going to be running the rat race,I'd rather it be on my terms. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1996 That IS what we're doing......thinking outside of the box! 1.2846 0.04548 123 96 21 6
1997 Hey, who moved our cheese? 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1998 Cheese wedge not included. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1999 We should have paid extra to have it assembled. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2000 I know it’s a pain, but IKEA makes the BEST mazes! 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2001 It’s one of IKEA’s latest trappings 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2002 We're on our own. The instructions are in Chinese. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2003 'It's all English to me' 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2004 Damn this instruction kit. We are missing a screw! 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2005 I can't believe I do this all week in work, just to come home and have to do the same thing..... 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2006 So we've gotta build our own maze? Who ARE these jokers? 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2007 Their meatballs are great! Their instructions....not so much... 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2008 The reward at the end is what, again? 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2009 At IKEA, you solve a maze to buy a puzzle. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
2010 How much was the cost to have it assembled when you ordered this? 1.2846 0.02455 123 100 19 4
2011 I wish you wouldn't bring your work home. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2012 Next time we buy it installed. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2013 It's the giant, easy-to-build, luxury maze from Ikea. 1.2846 0.04474 123 93 26 4
2014 Does it count as cheating if we built it? 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2015 Let's leave this here and move down the hall. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2016 What is the purpose of this piece of wall again? 1.2846 0.04474 123 93 26 4
2017 Let's make it dead end to mess with the humans. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2018 They taught me to talk, not to read. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2019 What?! No cheese included? 1.2846 0.04399 123 90 31 2
2020 It did say some assembly required when we ordered it. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2021 Contractors are such rats. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2022 The assembly service will not be carried out if the customer refuses to secure the piece of furniture where this is indicated in the product instructions. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2023 ...and you thought “Mousetrap” was fun. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2024 Remember, easy enough for the house mice to win once in awhile, but hard enough that the lab mice don't run us out of cheese! 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2025 Ikea bro. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
2026 Do you know how to read? 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2027 The trick is knowing where to start. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2028 The kids are gonna love this. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2029 A lot of work for no reward, if you ask me! 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2030 They left out the cheese. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2031 What do you mean you already ate the cheese? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2032 Do you think this is part of the test? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2033 This would be easier if we knew how to read. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2034 It's a living! 1.2810 0.04268 121 93 24 4
2035 Of course we can do it. It's not like we're trying to build a better mousetrap. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2036 Why are we doing this again? 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2037 You know the instructions for pouring water out of a boot are written on the heel. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2038 I keep telling you - the best way to predict the future is to invent it! 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2039 I smell a rat. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2040 THIS is how we beat our best time. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2041 Sure, but it will be OUR maze. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2042 ...IKEA is expanding into the DIY housing market..." 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2043 Build a better what?! I didn't send you to MIT for this! 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2044 Let's just eat the cheese now 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2045 We can't get there from here. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2046 The assembled floor model seemed simpler in the store with the Rosti potato fritter between my paws. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2047 So inspired, so devious and yet so simple. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2048 I think that's too many parts to have left. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2049 How dumb do they think we really are? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2050 It's called Mäaz 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2051 Did you find the bag with opposable thumbs? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2052 Who needs directions? Just put the cheese right inside the entry. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2053 We have to make it look hard so they’ll think we’re smart. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2054 This is the last maze I order from Ikea! 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2055 Why not just eat the cheese? 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2056 After we build the maze, we get to navigate through it and get some cheese. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2057 Let’s build it so there’s a straight shot to the cheese. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2058 These NIH budget cuts are are really beginning to bite! 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2059 Yeah, it says so right here, "cheese not included." 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2060 Look, even they can do it. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2061 I say let’s scrap the stupid maze and just go get some cheese. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2062 Wait, it says here cheese not included 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2063 Now that the research budget has been cut, we all have to pitch in a little more. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2064 I give up, let's just eat the cheese. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2065 It will be a maze, Ing 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2066 I think we’re missing the wheel parts. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2067 Make it easy, they'll think we're smart. Make it hard, they'll think we're smart. Make it easy 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2068 Suppose we get lost? 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2069 This is why I prefer to work with non-Swedish designers. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2070 Think outside the box. Construct inside the box! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2071 Lucky for you, guys like me don’t need to read directions. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2072 It's written in Squirrel 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2073 It says assembly is not available for online orders. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2074 I'm telling you. It's better without the roof anyway. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2075 Let's just go straight to the cheese. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2076 Sure, I can build a better one. But who wants them beating a path to my door? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2077 No we shouldn't call the assembly service, last time they set it up it was a complete maze inside 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2078 After looking over the instructions, I think it will be easier if we just break up now. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2079 Stop obsessing about the cheese! 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2080 Lets just call, ok? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2081 This whole DIY movement has gone way too far! 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2082 Pavlov’s dog sent specific instructions for rats 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2083 They finally built a better mouse trap. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2084 The NIH budget cuts are out of control. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2085 Wait, we can't read. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2086 Instead of cheese, let's put your cute sister at the end. 1.2810 0.04799 121 94 21 6
2087 Does this come with an opposable thumb? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2088 Do you ever get the feeling that somehow, the universe is testing us? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2089 If we figure it out, it's going to be amazing! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2090 It's not a trap. It's their new inclusion policy. 1.2810 0.04799 121 94 21 6
2091 You just had to buy our maze from Ikea, didn't you? 1.2810 0.04426 121 89 30 2
2092 No exit. Is it a trap? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2093 listen, i can fix it. make it easier. 1.2810 0.04579 121 95 20 6
2094 Why do you insist on doing these puzzles from IKEA? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2095 'Just remember, I want a corner office," 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2096 We should have just paid for the home assembly. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2097 Darn it ! Another translation from Japanese. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2098 Just pretend it's a maze. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2099 It says there’s no cheese, just a Swedish meatball. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2100 Make it difficult. I'm on a diet. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2101 Let’s just eat it. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2102 They said the cheese is knowing you did a good job. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2103 Wait ... you say you smell a rat? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2104 Whose bright idea was it to set it up ourselves? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2105 No! Do not build a better mousetrap. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2106 No more IKEA mazes. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2107 Let's build a secret passage to the reward space. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2108 We can post this diagram on mousemaze.com so that everyone can get the cheese. 1.2810 0.04579 121 92 25 4
2109 It says to put a line on the floor so we can find our way out. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2110 I read all the directions and frankly I think we should stop here. The plan doesn’t seem to include an exit l 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2111 These instructions must have been translated by a freaking cat 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2112 Do you want to just get takeout? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2113 Sorry, it says right here,'Cheese not included.' 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2114 Should be build the Trump version or the Obama version? 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2115 Can't you see we're digging our own graves here? 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
2116 It says that the cheese is sold seperately. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2117 I say let's think "back in the box." 1.2810 0.04426 121 89 30 2
2118 I got it at IKEA,its a mantrap. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2119 Dammit, the cheese is missing! 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2120 It says "scientific maze" but I think it's a trap. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2121 Why don’t we put the cheese right by the door? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2122 But my way is a straight shot at the cheese and we're done now. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2123 I think we just made a better mousetrap. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2124 These instructions are a maze to me 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2125 Can we never go to Ikea again? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2126 Please, you are telling me . . . you ate the cheeze? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2127 How will we get out. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2128 Beats me. Do you read Swedish? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2129 I told you these blue prints were for a bed, not a maze! 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2130 Bad news. Cheese not included. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2131 I consider myself an accomplished visual learner, but these are just Swedish hieroglyphics. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2132 Why do we do this to ourselves when all we really want is a little cheese? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2133 I called them about the missing bolt but they told me to get lost 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2134 We should bank our savings from IKEA for marriage counseling. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2135 So who really wants a better mousetrap? 1.2810 0.04654 121 93 23 5
2136 Sort of reminds me of Sartre. No exit. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2137 If we build it do you think that researchers will come? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2138 There must be another way to get cheese. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2139 "so when do we use the glue?" 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2140 Forget this, I've looked thru the box again and no sign of any cheese! 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2141 Trust me, we'll catch that cat 1.2810 0.04426 121 94 22 5
2142 Do you want to call IKEA or should I? 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2143 And now I'm leaning toward the open plan, again. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2144 No, it's just pictures. See. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2145 I don't know about you, but I'm having trouble finding the motivation. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2146 I know I said it was all included but only the mouse trap came with cheese. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2147 Let's cut the maze crap and go open concept this time. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2148 Let's throw in a curve! 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2149 You'd think ALL parts included covered cheese. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2150 What if all this is just a test? 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2151 I'm still not paying for assembly. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2152 But if we build it, isn't that bad for us? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2153 IT READS SHOULD TAKE 45 MINUTES TO COMPLETE . IS THAT WITH OR WITHOUT THUMBS??? 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2154 But what if you're a mouse who likes to get lost? 1.2807 0.05063 114 87 22 5
2155 Memorize this blueprint and we’ll be golden. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2156 Some walls are missing in this set too! This house is going to look like another freaking maze. 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
2157 Sorry, I'm a Norwegian rat, not Swedish. I don't do Ikea. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2158 Damn Ikea ! 1.2797 0.04149 118 90 25 3
2159 In the pre-IKEA era, [underlined: building] the maze didn't use to be part of the experiment. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2160 Thank you for coming to save the day, Mighty. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
2161 Plan B is we go free range, like the chickens. 1.2797 0.05090 118 91 21 6
2162 What's a maze? 1.2797 0.04644 118 90 24 4
2163 How to build a better mouse tr.....what the hell? 1.2797 0.05231 118 92 19 7
2164 ​I just worry that it won't go with the Rembrandt. 1.2797 0.05501 118 94 15 9
2165 Seems like we’re one wall short of a cat trap! 1.2797 0.04565 118 90 24 4
2166 The actual one will be human sized 1.2797 0.04565 118 90 24 4
2167 Tell me again, how does this cure cancer? 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
2168 What a poet said about mice and men explains this plan. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2169 Spoiler alert. It's cheese. 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
2170 “I thought I'd never use my experimental psychology degree.” 1.2793 0.05456 111 87 17 7
2171 You start and I'll catch up. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
2172 It's a test. We're supposed to build our own maze. 1.2793 0.04818 111 83 25 3
2173 Forget it. Let's just make a maze. 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
2174 Once we get started there’s no turning back. 1.2793 0.04556 111 84 24 3
2175 Lets forget the whole maze idea altogether and instead build Ratatouille a new kitchen! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2176 They forgot to include the cheese. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2177 This is the real test of intelligence. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2178 Just our luck. The instructions are in Chinese. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2179 My human thinks the ultimate variable ratio reward training is to have me build the maze without all of the necessary parts. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2180 Step 2 and I'm already lost. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2181 You know I don't read Swedish. 1.2773 0.04453 119 88 29 2
2182 Rats! We're missing a screw. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2183 The grant wasn't renewed. Its IKEA. 1.2773 0.03853 119 92 24 3
2184 Damn humans! They expect us to put this together without an Allen wrench? 1.2773 0.05588 119 96 13 10
2185 I hope you know Swedish. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2186 Some plan. It says right here, “Cheese NOT included!” 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2187 Something tells me we should look up “musfälla.” 1.2773 0.04687 119 92 22 5
2188 They say success is its own reward. Guess they ran out of cheese. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2189 It says here cheese must be purchased separately. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2190 I K E A must have funded this grant! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2191 Where should we put the Safe Room? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2192 Leave the maze, take the cheese. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2193 If you don't stop chanting 'Build That Wall', I'm going to separate you from your testicles at the border. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2194 This is worse than the swing set! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2195 NIH cut the research grant so now we have to build it AND run it. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2196 I bought it for the children 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2197 Are you sure you ordered the bookcase? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2198 We’re missing the cheese. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2199 If we have directions, what's the point? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2200 Should we just get takeout? 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2201 It's supposed to be a-maz-ing! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2202 I don't think we are ever getting out of here. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2203 What do you mean you lost the receipt? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2204 Screw deferred gratification. Let's just eat the cheese. 1.2773 0.03025 119 93 24 2
2205 Screw the directions, I say we build a better mousetrap! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2206 It says here," Once assembled may accidentally cause serious injury or death"."Cheese not included." 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2207 I was thinking that we should leave it at this and go open plan. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2208 This is the last time I buy a maze kit from Ikea. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2209 This administration doesn't believe in funding science. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2210 Maybe the mice can do it better,but thanks to Ikea,we can do it faster! 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2211 If we follow the directions step-by-step, we shouldn't get lost. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2212 Heh ! And here is where, on the full scale model, the electric shock goes. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2213 No, the maze is not necessary; but it does make the cheese taste better. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2214 Do you really know how to do it, or Google know? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2215 Heck, I thought we'd get some cheese with this trap. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2216 So THIS is what the man in the white coat meant by “testing the construction of behavioral norms.” 1.2773 0.04611 119 94 19 6
2217 See, it says right here, ""Det är enkelt, högerkramat, vänsterlöst." 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2218 Let's quit while we're ahead 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2219 Death is not the end. 1.2773 0.04687 119 92 22 5
2220 No, Jeremy won’t be helping us. He helped with the better mouse trap. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2221 What the..., the instructions are in Swedish! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2222 Honestly, I think we’re better off just leaving it as is. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2223 All of this for some Swedish meatballs? 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2224 I don't know, does it feel like Stockholm syndrome to you? 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2225 Mom gave it to me for Christmas! 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2226 If we do the maze correctly, it's the layout of the Ikea store. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2227 They did a lousy job translating these instructions from gerbil. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2228 Building it ourselves kinda defeats the purpose. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2229 Let’s split up. 1.2773 0.04121 119 91 25 3
2230 If Big Pharma doesn’t kill us, these directions will. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2231 I told you we should have gone with the open concept maze! 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2232 These IKEA instructions are in Swedish. I say we hide all the parts and put the cheese just inside the door. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2233 I think we can squeak by without the smoke alarms. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2234 This happens every time we buy stufffrom IKEA. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2235 This is asking a lot. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2236 I think you do pronounce the "K" and the "J" is like a "Y". 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2237 All of this for a piece of cheese? You've gotta be kidding! Let's just call Snack Hub. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2238 These directions are aMAZing 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2239 When we're done it should look just like IKEA. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2240 I'm just here for the cheese. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2241 Darn IKEA image directions are written in Chinese. 1.2773 0.04290 119 92 23 4
2242 How much extra will it cost to get someone to assemble it? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2243 Now you won't have to ask for directions. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2244 Forget this crap, let's go eat all the meatballs 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2245 Oh, honey, let's run and leave this Scandinavian hell behind forever 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2246 I hope we can figure this out. I'm getting hungry. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2247 It's simple: the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2248 It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap . 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2249 Now put it back in the box and we'll time how long it takes them to realize a screw is missing. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2250 Just get me when it’s time to argue about the backsplash. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2251 We need Taskrodent 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2252 When we complete this there is $90,000 of debt and a job at Whole Foods at the end. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2253 Honestly, these experiments just keep getting weirder. 1.2773 0.04611 119 89 27 3
2254 They haven't even built it and we came. 1.2773 0.05459 119 95 15 9
2255 Did I not say 'open concept' is just a fad? 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2256 I understand their floor plan labyrinth design but I prefer an open concept. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2257 How'd we get stuck with the scientists from IKEA? 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2258 This way our kids will never leave the house. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2259 I say we bell the cat and stay put. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2260 Now that we know the plans, we can avoid another mouse trap. 1.2768 0.04432 112 82 29 1
2261 It may not be Disneyland, but at least it will be all ours. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2262 I mean it! If we unionize, we can put an end to this "other duties as assigned" crap! 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2263 I got it at IKEA. It'll be simple to put it together. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2264 Hey,do you read IKEA? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
2265 First things first, did you bring the LSD? 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
2266 I don't need the instructions. How many different ways to put it together can there be? 1.2762 0.04384 105 76 29 0
2267 But what did the dormouse say? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2268 It says 'Minotaur not included.' 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2269 I think we're missing a Minotaur. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2270 Should we just hire someone off of TaskMouse? 1.2752 0.05354 109 85 18 6
2271 This is the last time we buy furniture from Ikea that's been designed by Christopher Nolan. 1.2752 0.05662 109 87 14 8
2272 The irony is that once we've built it we'll have nothing left to prove. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
2273 See? I told you open floor plans were on the way out! 1.2750 0.05016 120 93 21 6
2274 Don’t bother. ‘Cheese not included’. 1.2750 0.04874 120 92 23 5
2275 Amazing! What kind of dummies do they think we are? 1.2750 0.05153 120 94 19 7
2276 So far so good but what is a door ? My folks never had a door. 1.2750 0.04802 120 94 20 6
2277 It was supposed to come with cheese. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
2278 It says if any parts are missing not to return it to the store but call this 1-800 number instead. 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2279 Sure we can put the maze together, but look it says cheeae not included. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2280 If only we had opposable thumbs. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2281 It's the IKEA maze kit" 1.2735 0.04721 117 91 21 5
2282 It's amazing! I thought we ordered maize, not maze. 1.2735 0.05023 117 93 17 7
2283 You read the English instructions, I’ll read the French. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2284 Let's build the easy maze. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2285 IKEA funded the study. 1.2735 0.04874 117 92 19 6
2286 I just hate these IKEA manuals ... 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2287 Now comes the hard part. 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2288 It's from Ikea, if we assembly it right the lab puts the cheese 1.2735 0.04227 117 88 27 2
2289 What is an ektthorpe and just exactly how many hex wrenches does one mouse need? 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2290 I think they are trying to mess with us. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2291 So, THIS is how you do it in Sweden? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2292 I'm done with Ikea. The instructions are in Swedish. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2293 Son, you can’t call Taskrabbit, you need to know the twists and turns of this project! 1.2735 0.03460 117 94 19 4
2294 Hey, it was your idea to buy a flip. 1.2735 0.05239 117 92 18 7
2295 The directions are in Korean again ! 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2296 Build it and they will come my ass!... we need cheese. 1.2735 0.05513 117 94 14 9
2297 Why on earth did you buy a maze from Ikea? 1.2735 0.05096 117 91 20 6
2298 Insert cheese where?! 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2299 Ha! Remember when they called this a "mouse hole"? 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2300 Have you considered GPS? 1.2735 0.04481 117 87 28 2
2301 I think it’s Swedish for ‘experiment’. 1.2735 0.04949 117 90 22 5
2302 It says here cheese not included. What is this? Some sort of demented lab experiment? 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2303 It would help if I knew where the cheese will be. 1.2735 0.04642 117 88 26 3
2304 If it were in French I'd be good, but Swedish? 1.2735 0.04798 117 89 24 4
2305 We better bring these instructions with us if we want to have a prayer of getting out! 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2306 I was thinking eggshell white for the interior. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2307 I'm still not sure how we'll use the allen wrench 1.2727 0.04457 110 81 28 1
2308 We've got this - we don't need directions. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2309 Where's the exit? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2310 It's how to build a better mousetrap...I say we pass. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2311 Yes, building it ourselves WILL skew the test results, but cheese is cheese. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2312 They can't build a better mousetrap, so they want us to build a better maze? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2313 Let’s return it, I prefer an open floor plan. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2314 Some assembly required? Easy to follow directions? I 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2315 My guess is that our test lost its government grant. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2316 Ugh, Ikea forgot two screws and the cheese. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2317 There's no cheese. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2318 All this for some stinky cheese. 1.2727 0.05763 110 89 12 9
2319 I don't need directions. I watched YouTube. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2320 We can always call Ikea as a last resort 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2321 Sure, we COULD just go get some cheese, but don't you think the process will be its own kind of reward? 1.2727 0.03962 110 86 21 3
2322 I know it’s silly and a lot of work, but it makes them so happy! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2323 Did you make sure that all of the parts were included? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2324 There must be a trap somewhere 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2325 I guess it's the Ikea idea. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2326 We'd better get moving on this. Her first Cheese-Of-The Month shipment arrived today! 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2327 It came with meatballs rather than cheese. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2328 Do you know how to read Swedish? 1.2727 0.04550 110 84 23 3
2329 We'll corner the market. Ikea will never know what hit 'em! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2330 If we just ditch the boards and the instructions, I wonder what that will tell them. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2331 Do you want to read the instructions or just jump to the cheese? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2332 How did we get stuck with this job? 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
2333 I suspect we're in the control group. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2334 Check the parts list. Where’s the cheese? 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2335 It says: "How to build a better people trap" 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2336 You mean we have to supply the cheese? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2337 This is harder to figure out than Brexit. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2338 You read 'em. I'm more visual. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2339 We aced all the mazes, building a better mousetrap will be even easier. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2340 Here’s an idea: open floor plan. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2341 The object here is not to be left with one screw. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2342 It appears we're one board short of a full kit. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2343 Why don't we just skip all these Ikea instructions and just eat the cheese? 1.2727 0.04729 110 85 21 4
2344 If we build a better maze, the world won’t beat be a path to our door. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2345 Did you get this from Ikea? 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2346 Once you get into it, it's easy 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2347 This is the last time we're buying anything from Ikea 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2348 It was on sale -- Mexico paid for the wall. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2349 This is the start of a rat race, Tom. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2350 Forget this, let's go get a beer. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2351 Let’s slow down, this isn’t a rat race. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2352 There’s no cheese. Definitely not a trap! 1.2727 0.05070 110 87 17 6
2353 Nah - too obvious. 1.2727 0.04550 110 84 23 3
2354 When I signed up for this job I didn't think they'd make me build the maze too. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2355 It’s IKEA, let’s just use poison. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
2356 Do you understand these maze instructions? I'm lost. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2357 "Yes, the 3D versions now come with instructions." 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2358 Uh, opposable thumbs and a wrench? No, I don’t, do you? 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2359 On second thought, I prefer the simple life 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
2360 Experiments were much more fun before the genetic engineering. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2361 I still think we should call a Task Rabbit. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2362 Let's call IKEA right now! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2363 Forget it, I'll just buy the cheese. 1.2727 0.05763 110 89 12 9
2364 If we finish it, they'll give us a lingonberry. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2365 We're mice. We're known for poor eyesight. This might be a trap. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
2366 We're lost! There's no exit 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2367 I have to say, the staff cuts at this lab have really gotten out of hand. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
2368 Now when it's your turn, remember to make it look difficult. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
2369 Maybe we can change the angles on this a bit and allow for an open kitchen layout. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2370 Let’s make it look really difficult and they’ll publish some stupid report. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2371 I'm sure it'll be very nice - I only wish we had a view of Central Park. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2372 Personally, I prefer an open floor-plan. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2373 Screw this. I've got some aged cheddar back at my place. Let's go get hammered... 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2374 I give up. You want to order cheese carryout? 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2375 Screw it. Let's just go with open concept. 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
2376 And the voice said, "If you build it, cheese will come." 1.2719 0.04871 114 89 20 5
2377 Don't worry. The guy in the white coat swore this is how they make cheese. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2378 I'd be more motivated if there was food at the end of this. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2379 Or we could just go eat meatballs. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2380 I don't see any cheese in the instructions 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2381 It converts to a bunk bed when they are old enough to find the exit. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2382 Now that the shiplap has been taken down, our open concept design will mean a quick flip, and should make us stacks and stacks of cheddar. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2383 As long as people can see us thinking outside the box, the execution is irrelevant. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2384 Screw the maze idea. If we go straight up, we'll be a towering success! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2385 Who the hell is Paulo Freire? 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
2386 They never ask what WE want. Let's go with an open office plan. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2387 TopoKea 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2388 “Sometimes I feel like I’m my own worst enemy“ 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2389 It needs a catdoor 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2390 Funny, I just got a craving for swedish meatballs. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2391 They never should have awarded that government research project to IKEA. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2392 "I think they're f **king with us." 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2393 Looks like the cheese is sold separately. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
2394 I think if we follow these instructions, we might be able to better trap ourselves. 1.2719 0.05612 114 92 13 9
2395 I'll get the cheese while you finish the maze. 1.2719 0.04455 114 92 16 6
2396 I could never understand why all the parts have Swedish names. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2397 We'll be the big cheese if we can pull this off. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
2398 Where can you get a drink around here. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2399 We may be the wrong choice to build a better mousetrap. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2400 I know, I'm sorry, but their Swedish meatballs are so good. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2401 My entry for MOMA. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2402 Illustrations. Not a single God-damned written word! 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2403 Screw these budget cuts. What happened to the Skinner Box? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2404 I’m not going to include a bathroom in our new house since we piss and shit constantly. 1.2719 0.05749 114 93 11 10
2405 Forget it; let’s build a maze! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2406 Ikea built a better mouse trap! We'll be so busy building this thing we won't have time for cheese. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2407 We're screwed, it's a trap! 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2408 I’m just tired of open floor plans. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2409 Trust me, it 's cats' play. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
2410 Tell me again...why will they put the cheese in there? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2411 There's sure to be an online video if we run into trouble. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
2412 It's in Swedish...I can't read it. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2413 It was a good plan Jerry but it says it right here, cheese not included. 1.2719 0.04542 114 87 24 3
2414 Gracie. It's going to be amazing! 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2415 The satisfaction of putting it together yourself makes you to forget that the economy has left you with no other path. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
2416 Fuck it. Let's go out to eat 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
2417 Why so complicated, can’t we just get a cheeseboard? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2418 This new game a mazes me! 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
2419 It's an experiment. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
2420 Reward? I’m guessing Swedish meatballs, just like the human one. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2421 I know. I’m just hoping the ‘budget’ they keep cutting is a type of cheese. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2422 It says here we are supposed to build a cognitive map of IKEA 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
2423 It's worker abuse. First we gotta build it and then how to get out of it. Only a rat's brain could figure this out. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
2424 Whoever wrote these instructions has a few shrews loose. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
2425 It's a map of the store. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
2426 Forget it. We'll squat next door. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2427 I'd rather get lost in Yonkers. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2428 I love the trap door idea - so Wicked. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2429 I wonder what ‘Måz’ even means in Swedish? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2430 Forget the maze; let's put up condos. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2431 I don’t understand, I thought the humans were supposed to build this. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2432 Screw it. Let's hit the open road! 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2433 So where's the Västerbottensost.? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2434 You know, we could just build a regular apartment instead. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2435 Is this someone's Ikea of a cruel joke? 1.2696 0.04674 115 92 17 6
2436 Remember don't leave too fast, they'll get upset and might dissect you to see how you did it. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2437 Maybe IKEA wasn’t the best choice 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2438 We're never buying another thing from IKEA. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2439 The hours are long, but they have cheese at the cocktail parties. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
2440 They must think we don't know what cheese smells like? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2441 Building this maze is going to take longer than it did for us to find the exit to the store. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2442 Don’t worry about it. I wintered last year in an IKEA. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2443 Still qualifies for rent control. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2444 I think our kit is missing the cheese! So, really, what's the point? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2445 If we figure this out, I'll be amazed. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
2446 It says here the cheese is sold separately. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2447 Gnawsome! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2448 It said it came with cheese! I don't see any cheese! 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
2449 If I hear "open concept" one more time.... 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2450 Whadda’ya think? Maze or 2-bedroom condo? 1.2679 0.04481 112 86 23 3
2451 I told you if we ordered Amazon Prime the Drone would have delivered it fully assemble in a Maze 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2452 Why don't we just put the cheese outside the box? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2453 Digging our own graves would be more noble than this. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2454 So...cheese break? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2455 We must build that which will destroy us. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2456 It doesn’t make sense to me either but I hear there’s cheese at the end, so... 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2457 We don't have opposable thumbs! What were you thinking?! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2458 Female mice would ask for directions. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2459 The cheese is sold separately. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2460 I can't read Swedish; can you? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2461 Have you seen the block of cheese? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2462 It’s about time they gave up on that ‘better mousetrap’ chimera. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2463 You had to get it at Isqueaka, didn't you? 1.2679 0.02367 112 92 17 3
2464 But we don't have a Phillip's head. The cat got Phil last week. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2465 Used to be that all we had to do to get the cheese is run through it. These NIH cutbacks are hurting all of us. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2466 And you said the running wheel would be a waste of our time... 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2467 They’re trained to give us cheese when we finish the maze. 1.2679 0.04203 112 92 14 6
2468 I am glad we are thinking outside the box to figure out this 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2469 I'm completely lost at the moment. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2470 How 'bout you build the maze, and I'll plant the corn? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2471 Okay, that's the last time we shop at IKEA. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2472 It says it's a test of our relationship. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2473 No I don't speak Swedish....do you? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2474 Believe me: I don’t see how this lab-test could lead to any breakthrough in couple relationships with such a clumsy and incompetent partner like you. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2475 I am concerned about the cat door location. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2476 It's directions for how to build a better mousetrap. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2477 I wasn’t feeling challenged enough at work. 1.2679 0.04390 112 88 20 4
2478 To beat it first you gotta know how they’re made. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2479 Building a better mousetrap isn’t so easy after all. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2480 Does Google translate from rat to mouse? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2481 "It wouldn't be called sweat equity if it was easy to assemble." 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2482 Maze? These directions are a fucking maze! 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
2483 When we go full scale, first we'll send in the grad students. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2484 How hard can it be? They always include an allan key! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2485 Whose idea was it to run a DIY maze? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2486 I feel like these experiments are getting pretty ridiculous. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2487 They will put more cheese out if you pretend you can not smell it. The best cheese goes to the slowest mice. 1.2679 0.04657 112 87 21 4
2488 Let's forget this, and go straight for the cheese. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2489 Why are the directions just pictures of different cats? 1.2679 0.04827 112 88 19 5
2490 I'd rather gnaw through a fire hydrant than put this thing together. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2491 So I guess now’s not the best time to tell you I slept with your wife? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2492 I told you we should've gotten the BJÖRKSNÄS instead. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2493 This is one crazy looking bookcase. What’d IKEA name this one? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2494 The cat said this would turn out to be amazing! 1.2679 0.04203 112 87 22 3
2495 Looks like this maze is modeled after the new 1040 form. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2496 Can you believe it? They've sent us the wrong screws again! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2497 The hazard of this project would be how to get out. 1.2679 0.04827 112 88 19 5
2498 Cheese not included? I hate Ikea. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2499 Better for whom? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2500 The cheese tastes better this way. I promise. 1.2679 0.04007 112 86 24 2
2501 Musfälla? ... these Ikea instructions always have the strangest sounding words. (mouse trap) 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
2502 In Swedish, it's pronounced Eke-a 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2503 Why don't we just put the cheese at the entrance and end this charade? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2504 Course design is where the big cheese is. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2505 Are you certain you clicked the option to include the cheese?" 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2506 Let's dumb it down 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2507 What part of 'Don't get it from Ikea' isn't clear? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2508 IKEA sent it. Apparently we’re now beta test rats. 1.2679 0.04203 112 87 22 3
2509 Last time we buy anything at IKEA! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2510 If we make it difficult, it means more cheese for us. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2511 Rats! We forgot the cheese. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2512 It's hard to put into words. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2513 Now remember where we leave the cheese! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2514 They provided the hex wrench, but do we have a screwdriver? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2515 IKEA got it! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2516 Let’s just run it as is, okay? 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2517 It's supposed to be a 1 floor Victorian but last time I tried it turned into a maze. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2518 Ok, I'll marry you if we can assemble this IKEA maze without bloodshed. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2519 You're really sure that if we build it, cheese will come? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2520 I said no IKEA. But no, you had to have a Swedish maze! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2521 Let's create a new rat race? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2522 Remember, discipline equals freedom. 1.2679 0.04570 112 86 23 3
2523 We can blame IKEA for starting a pet product line. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2524 Unfortunately, the cheese is not included. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2525 L thought you said this maze from mIceKEA would be so simple to put together, that even a human could do it! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2526 Maybe we should just go with an open concept. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2527 Listen, Ted, I have no interest in carpentry either, that's kinda why I'm in finance. But you heard the lab tech, "no maze, no cheese"... so will you please make like Algernon and find me Panel A and the 3/4-inch screws? 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2528 I really think this will be more motivating than that hamster wheel in the basement. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2529 The faster we do it, the faster we're outta there. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2530 It clearly says, 'cheese not included.' 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2531 I can't read it. It's in Swedish. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2532 But I don't like cheese. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2533 Maybe we'll find Swedish Meatballs at the end. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2534 Just our bad luck to end up at the IKEA research lab.... 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2535 It looks like they forgot to include the Västerbotten. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2536 If we screw this up, there’s no way out 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2537 It says we get the cheese when we finish the maze. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2538 I have no clue what I'm doing. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2539 They are very thorough. They even included a block of cheese. It was very tasty. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2540 I think Ikea put the wrong directions in the box. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2541 Not exactly what I had in mind when you said a bonding experience. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2542 Well, I say it's a maze, and I say the hell with it. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2543 To be honest, I'd rather just find my way out of an IKEA. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2544 Let's think out of the box. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2545 These Ikea flatboxes look simple but really its a two-mouse project. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2546 Does the institutional review board know we're being forced to construct our own maze? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2547 We are building a people trap that I got at IKEA 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2548 You know, when we are done with this they are going to make us find our cheese. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2549 No, I told you twice already, the cheese goes in last. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2550 The fine print says cheese not included! 1.2679 0.04657 112 87 21 4
2551 What the hell is a "carnubenflugen"? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2552 We got the Cheese not included version? 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2553 This doesn’t look as easy as the guy at Ikea said would be! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2554 Let’s do the kitchen first. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2555 It's called a Swedish maze. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2556 How about a sunroom for a change? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2557 I've had it - Let's go eat some cheese! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2558 Maybe this is what they mean when they talk about building a better mouse trap. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2559 Apparently, cheese is not included... 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2560 They expect us to BUILD this thing, too? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2561 You read? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2562 Why are we building this again? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2563 In architecture school they said there should be back door. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2564 Why do you always try to make your life more difficult? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2565 Just what do you mean by "read the directions first?" ​ 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2566 Funding for this research project has been provided by IKEA International. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2567 They recommend an Ikea showroom layout. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2568 Forget the maze. I can’t figure out the instructions. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2569 Working for this company has been nothing but a rat race. They work us 24/7, the work space is nothing but a maze and they only feed us cheese that it has holes in it." 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2570 What do you think about an open floor plan 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2571 Wasn’t there supposed to be a big hunk of cheese with this? 1.2679 0.04203 112 82 30 0
2572 It's a maze to test our intelligence. If we keep these plans, it'll be easy to negotiate. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2573 You're the one on adderall ! " 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2574 All this work for a lousy piece of cheese? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2575 Don't worry, Harold. If we can't successfully assemble this, we can just run for office. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2576 It's bring Your Victim to Work Week. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2577 I think it's the lingonberry sauce that brings their Swedish meatballs to life. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2578 Freakin IKEA! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2579 What say we just build a better mouse trap. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2580 Any chance a ‘No Cats Allowed’ sign would be sufficient? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2581 This would be so much easier if I could read Swedish. 1.2679 0.04481 112 86 23 3
2582 Life was easier before they cut the research budget. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2583 I'm in the IKEA study. 1.2679 0.04481 112 91 15 6
2584 I told you to read the box! The block of cheese is sold separately! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2585 It will be easier if we just watch the video on tube. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2586 Ikea said it was easy 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2587 I just hate Ikea. 1.2679 0.04909 112 88 19 5
2588 Ikea? I thought this was an animal cruelty free lab. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2589 I'm amazed by its simplicity 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2590 I have an idea. Let's skip the maze and go straight for the cheese. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2591 Oh, I can build it all right. The trick is getting back out. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2592 When stuff starts arriving from Ikea, it's pretty clear the lab is suffering budget-cuts. 1.2679 0.04743 112 90 16 6
2593 Finally, we get to make the rules! 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2594 'Cheese not included' ? WTF?! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
2595 I don't think the cheese is included. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2596 I thought it would include the cheese. 1.2679 0.04203 112 87 22 3
2597 IKEA have the most endearing names for their furniture. 'Mousetrap'. How quaint! 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2598 Seems like a hell of a lot of work for a piece of cheese. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2599 Didn't we do this one a couple of weeks ago? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2600 That’s the beauty of IKEA...there’s always a hack. 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
2601 What do you wanna bet there's still only one piece of cheese at the end? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2602 Screw this. Let’s wing it. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2603 On second thought, let's have the meatballs before we start, so we're not hungry and cranky halfway through. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2604 Let’s build it so we head straight for the cheese! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2605 Thank goodness we're in the group that was given the instructions. NOT! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2606 For the last time, no, we are not getting drunk before doing this. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2607 The ad implied it came with cheese. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2608 We'll put a "back door" here, in case we get lost. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2609 That's what we get from the researchers' shopping at Ikea. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
2610 This is Mickey Mouse compared to that bookshelf. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
2611 According to this we're missing some bolts, as well as the cheese. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
2612 Trump really cut the science budget. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2613 If we start building from the inside, we'll never make it out. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
2614 Let’s think outside the box and not build this ... 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2615 If we make the walls all parallel, we can run straight through in record time. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2616 Why exactly are we trying to build a better mousetrap? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2617 Are they kidding? This is the better mousetrap? 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2618 If we build it, doughnuts will come. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
2619 If we can't figure it out now how will we figure it out later? 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
2620 Why does this feel like a trap? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
2621 When it's built they will want us to find our way out! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
2622 We can go back to the open design plan. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
2623 Have you looked at these Mickey Mouse blue prints? 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
2624 This always happens when you buy from IKEA. 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
2625 Just accept it. If it's from China there will be missing parts. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2626 Call me crazy, but I want this to be a metaphor for human life. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2627 It's amazing that they let us set it up ourselves! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2628 Of course it’s big enough! What should we put at the end to motivate the giants?” 1.2636 0.04507 110 85 22 3
2629 Cheese is not included? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2630 You know how I feel about walls. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2631 Maybe it was meant just for rats. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2632 Let's ask the cat for help. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2633 Don't think of it as a budget cut, Carl. Think of it as an opportunity! 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
2634 I thought you said we were going to build a better mousetrap. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2635 It's a plan for building a better cat trap! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2636 These Ikea mazes are always more difficult to assemble than you think. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2637 Did they not say "cheese included"? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2638 It’s an Ikea maze. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2639 And you said ... Build a better mousetrap. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2640 Sometimes it feels like Ikea is experimenting on us. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2641 how Do we know this isn’t a better mousetrap 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2642 Go ahead, amaze me! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2643 We can change the whole equation by building a labyrinth so everyone can get in and out and leave them with no data. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2644 This is how we’ll get our steps in. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2645 We’ll make it look even tougher. After all, those humans certainly love a good rat race, don’t they .....? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2646 It says so right on the box: "Cheese not included." 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2647 I'm sensing some irony here. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2648 Everything is here except for the cheese. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2649 These home meal kits are complicated. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2650 And in the center we place a copy of "Who Moved My Cheese?". 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2651 Where does the cheese go? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2652 I’m waiting for Pavlov to finally ring the bell 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2653 Honestly, I'd be fine with an open-concept maze. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2654 No no. We're supposed to find the cheese, not eat it. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2655 häpnadsväckande a-mazing 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2656 Humoring Dr. Pavlov gets more tedious with each passing academic year 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2657 It's a trap, but not a better trap. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2658 I hate it when you shop at Ikea! 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2659 It came with everything but the cheese. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2660 SEE, no inclusion, no exclusion! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2661 Don’t worry. There’s always a screw missing. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2662 I can't believe I let you talk me into getting a maze at Ikea. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2663 Consider this a promotion. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2664 This is the last time we buy a maze at Ikea 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2665 The voice said – if you build it, cheese will come. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2666 Yes we’re exhausted. But think how much faster we’ll find our food! 1.2636 0.04120 110 88 18 4
2667 Hmm, I think we may have been duped. There is no cheese on this parts list. 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
2668 Crud,they didn't pack the cheese. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2669 Hey the piece of cheese is missing, have you seen it? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2670 I knew it! Cheese isn't included. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2671 I have a cousin in Stockholm, we could ask him what an "urbster' is. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2672 If this is Ikea's version of building a better mouse trap, then we have nothing to worry about! 1.2636 0.04120 110 83 26 1
2673 To quote Ralph Waldo Emerson... 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2674 Only 39% of the humans have been able to complete the maze. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2675 I say we start from the middle and build our way out. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2676 We're lucky IKEA tells it all in pictures. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2677 It is even easier to get lost now. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2678 Frankly, I prefer an open floor plan. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2679 Just eleven more steps and we'll have our own IKEA. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2680 Das Rathaus ist dumm. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2681 Want to break for some Swedish cheese? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2682 Who moved my cheese? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2683 I know it said "some assembly required" but cheesus christ this is insane! 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2684 Should we do an open-office concept this time? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2685 I am so done with Ikea. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2686 Why is the cheese always sold separately? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2687 "I prefer an open floor plan. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2688 This is the last time we're shopping at Ikea. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2689 You were a Boy Scout.I was a math major. We can do this ! 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2690 Why do they always leave out some small, but crucial, piece of hardware? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2691 IKEA says nobody stirring can follow these instructions..not even a mouse. Suzi Rines Duxbury MA 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2692 We can build a better mousetrap. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2693 I wish the directions for this IKEA maze had some words. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2694 Yes. And we have to make our own cheese when we’re finished. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2695 It'll pretty much look like an IKEA when finished. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2696 Does this one have a happy ending? 1.2636 0.03693 110 86 22 2
2697 Ok eddy, we’ve gone through the entire box...........where’s the cheese? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2698 I couldn't resist. Ikea had it on sale. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2699 Let me show you how to do it son. Just let go of the instructions, watch me, and don't say a word 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2700 In the short term, it limits our carbon foot print. In the long term, it could kill the cat and save our world. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2701 And I thought the maze was difficult! 1.2636 0.05032 110 88 16 6
2702 This instruction manual is more complicated than most mazes! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2703 After they find the cheese no mouse is going to care that we deviated from standard maze theory. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2704 Did you know the cheese wasn't included when you ordered it? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2705 All this to build a better mouse trap? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2706 This is the easy part. The confusion comes later. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2707 Let’s build a maze with no way out and put the lab humans in their to study their levels of frustration. 1.2636 0.04507 110 85 22 3
2708 Seriously, Gary: why do we keep doing this to ourselves? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2709 I don't see where we're supposed to put the cheese. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2710 You’ve watched the Italian Job too many times! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2711 You have to start thinking outside the box. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2712 Let’s just break-up - it’s quicker. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2713 Talk about inventing a new mousetrap. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2714 Did the instructions come with cheese or do we have to purchase that ourselves? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2715 I hate when the directions only have pictures. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2716 I know you want to build a complicated maze- just make sure we leave room for the hot cheese fountain. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2717 I never did like IKEA ,Martha . 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2718 I hear they’re replacing the cheese with meatballs, too. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2719 A maze? Not the way we're gonna build it. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2720 Swedish diagrams don't translate to Mouse... 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2721 So you’re sure this Better Mousetrap comes with unlimited cheese? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2722 I've always wanted to build my own bureaucracy. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2723 There's no cheese at the end, but there are instructions for assembling a dairy processing plant. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
2724 I'm beginning to wonder if we actually need to build a maze in the first place. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2725 The voice said, 'If you build it, they will come...and supply the cheese.' 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2726 Shhh. They call it a cubicle. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2727 You always said you wanted to build a better mouse trap. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2728 If this is what you want we can build it. But don't expect to hear from Architectural Digest. 1.2636 0.04688 110 86 20 4
2729 Wow! The IKEA maze! And no words - even we can do it! 1.2636 0.04507 110 85 22 3
2730 I already ate the cheese but what else did you have planned for this weekend? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2731 Damn. They always leave out a part! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2732 This is the IKEA version. 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
2733 Is this the first time you worked the Ikea maze? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2734 I hear there are some great meatballs at the end. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2735 I don't get it. If they forgot the cheese, what's the point 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2736 OK, now remember, each time you get to a maze out board, tighten the screws so the drive is in the north/south position. All the others should be east/west. 1.2636 0.05195 110 89 14 7
2737 Thank goodness the instructions are in braille. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2738 How much does it cost to engage a Task Tabbit to finish it? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2739 I can't wait to see how they deal with an open floor plan. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2740 Why should we build it? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2741 Damn....Appears that the better mousetrap has been invented.... 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2742 Please stop saying 'It'll be amazing.' 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2743 It's definitely a better trap. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2744 It doesn't have to be perfect. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2745 We got the short straw with this construction gig. The others got to go do cancer research! 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2746 Seems we're missing one zinc-plated forged wing nut 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2747 Honestly I prefer the open floor plan. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2748 Forget these blueprints...I envision an open-sided veranda, a firepit and four Adirondack chairs 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2749 Why do they always send extra parts? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2750 It's from a Mr. Tolman in Ikea's Psychology Department 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2751 Guess we're the 9-in-10 mice that can't. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2752 Don't worry about it, it's just a standard psych test. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2753 Look whose testing animals now! 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2754 At least I didn't try and assemble it OUTSIDE the box... 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2755 You make your own mousetrap, then lie in it 1.2636 0.04507 110 85 22 3
2756 I think Sartre wrote the directions 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2757 I’m just not motivated without the cheese. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2758 If we do this right, there will always be food at the end! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2759 The instructions are all in Swedish! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2760 Damn! It doesn’t come with cheese. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2761 Wait, what’s the point of us putting the maze together? There’s nothing in these instructions about cheese. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2762 I say we skip the directions and go with a shotgun house floor plan. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2763 And then cheese appears! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2764 No wine while assembling this time... remember it’s from Ikea! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2765 . . . explaining the instructions for an IKEA diy mouse maze to a skeptical apprentice, "connect Part A to Part B by twisting screw D into hole 6A on the left and tightening it to 6B on the right side of Part B with allen wrench C . . . . 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2766 I can’t believe the cheese wasn’t included. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2767 I told you not to order from Ikea. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2768 How do you think they pronounce “Mäz”? 1.2636 0.04507 110 85 22 3
2769 Let's build it our way. Mess with their heads. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
2770 You got this from Ikea, didn't you? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2771 If you can’t figure it out from the pictures, I don’t think the English translation would help much. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2772 Yeah, we can do it but we'll be too tired to run! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2773 Keep this map, it may come in handy during the lab test! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2774 I am so sick of mazes. Can't they design something better? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2775 It's an AP course. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2776 I never cared for those old behaviorist models. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2777 Let's go out for some cheese, then come back to this on a full stomach. 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2778 Stick with me here. There's Cheeeeze at the end. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
2779 Let's not make this difficult. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2780 If humans can figure out these IKEA instructions this should be really easy for us! 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2781 Sometimes the drilling brings the humans out from the walls. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2782 I know what the directions say, but I prefer open-concept 1.2636 0.04120 110 88 18 4
2783 I would like the kitchen and master bedroom to be a little bigger. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2784 When we've put it together, it will be amazing. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2785 I'm tired of getting things from Ikea. 1.2636 0.04413 110 87 19 4
2786 Bad news. They laid off the guy who buys the cheese, too. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2787 If only the instructions came in English. 1.2636 0.04413 110 87 19 4
2788 Can we just skip this and eat all the cheese? 1.2636 0.04507 110 85 22 3
2789 Leave it to those Swedes, and didn't you love the waffles? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2790 What does "allegory" mean? 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
2791 Don't know about you but I'm lost. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2792 Idiots. They left out the cheese. 1.2636 0.04599 110 88 17 5
2793 It says 1x cheese piece. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2794 Sure, it's the best maze kit on the market, but I just realized, they make mouse traps too. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2795 'We could get lost in this thing' 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2796 Tell me again how this is going to be a rocketship. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2797 You know what's missing? Where's the cheese?! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2798 Do you speak any of these languages? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2799 If we can follow these IKEA instructions, it proves we’re smarter than the humans. 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
2800 You need instructions? I can put this baby together from memory. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2801 Why doesn’t this restaurant have any furniture or even cheese? 1.2636 0.03804 110 89 17 4
2802 Don't forget to leave a small hole at the bottom. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2803 'Cheese not included.' What, are you kidding me? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2804 Let's have an open floor plan instead. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2805 Let get the rats to do it. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2806 Why are we building this? Let’s just eat the cheese. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2807 It says "You must be under 2 inches tall to play." 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2808 Here it says we can tweak this manual to catch a cat 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2809 Careful, it looks like a trap. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2810 It doesn't look like much now, but trust me, this will be a great place to raise a family. 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2811 We shouldn‘t build the labyrinth so complicated. Our doc has to understand it. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2812 These instructions are pure claptrap 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2813 Should we just hire a Task Rabbit? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2814 Wait a minute! Why would we WANT to build a better mousetrap? 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2815 I miss the old days when you just have to find the cheese 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2816 I'd rather get shocked! 1.2636 0.05430 110 88 15 7
2817 Passa på insexnyckeln, tack. 1.2636 0.05729 110 90 11 9
2818 I told you to order it assembled! 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2819 It’s kinda like our last science project, but without the snacks. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2820 You know we are working for cheese . 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2821 I told you never to buy from Ikea! 1.2636 0.04507 110 90 14 6
2822 At the end of the day, it’s all about who you would want to get trapped with 1.2636 0.04413 110 82 27 1
2823 Oh Man! It’s All in Chinese! 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2824 ‘I look at it like we’re building memories together.” 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2825 Geeze, my last lab provided white glove service. 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
2826 And at the end we'll put a wedge of sharp cheddar with a nice glass of Cabernet Sauvignon. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2827 These instructions look amazing" 1.2636 0.04599 110 83 25 2
2828 The good part is we no longer need to deal with undergraduates, the bad part is that we will get no credit 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
2829 What say next Christmas we just buy Molly an Etch A Sketch? 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
2830 Let's look at it this way; we get $9.50 an hour for running through the maze or $11.25 an hour for assembling one. What sounds best to you? 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
2831 Great! The instructions are in human. 1.2621 0.05155 103 80 19 4
2832 Now they want us to build it??? 1.2613 0.05073 111 87 19 5
2833 And I told them my background was in the liberal arts library! 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2834 I am having a hard time believing this is how Disneyland got started. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2835 I'm afraid to call a Task Rabbit. 1.2593 0.02588 108 91 13 4
2836 According to this, we are sure to be amazed by the results 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2837 No mouse should be doing this... 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2838 Ikea you not, this will be amazing! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2839 Clearly, it's a Mickey Mouse situation. 1.2593 0.04436 108 81 26 1
2840 This feels like a good stoping point for today 1.2593 0.05483 108 87 14 7
2841 Did we say 197 or 198 kids? 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2842 I guess we will be the masters of our own confusion. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2843 I’m amazing with these things. 1.2593 0.03691 108 85 21 2
2844 So, why are we doing this? 1.2593 0.05639 108 88 12 8
2845 Ok now we just need her ex for bait 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2846 Can you feel it? We're liberating space for all of our clichés. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2847 Have we considered an open layout? 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
2848 At least we have the wrench! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2849 I didn’t do so hot on my college boards, but we should be able to figure this out. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2850 I was never good at mazes. Let’s just return this to Ikea and go open concept. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2851 'The Bridge on the River Kwai?'....never heard of it. Why? 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
2852 If we can figure this out, I'll be a-maze-d! 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2853 Let's put in walls, then desks and see if they can remember to find their way out. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2854 You were the one that said we will save money on this Mouse Trap and it's easy to put together. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2855 A little tip--When we're done building the maze, just play dumb! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
2856 Let's just wait till winter ... flood it and learn how to skate! 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2857 This is a hell of a trap. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
2858 We’ll have the best run times ever if we throw out these IKEA specs and design it ourselves! 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2859 You know the real test is if our relationship can survive assembling this maze from Ikea. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
2860 We could have bought it built, but no, you had to go to Ikea. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
2861 You must have bought the wrong kit. There's nothing in the instructions about installing a reward dispenser. 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2862 This is exactly what Post-Docs are for. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
2863 Trust me, George. We'll get out cheese as soon as we figure this out. 1.2593 0.03691 108 85 21 2
2864 We can hide the gun behind an old-fashioned toilet..... 1.2593 0.05323 108 86 16 6
2865 There's got to be an easier way to cut down on our cheese consumption. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
2866 And we'll be dead before they can foreclose. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2867 They’ve forgotten the cheese! 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2868 It's completely philosophical, cheese-wise. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
2869 It's the plan for a better mouse maze. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2870 What? It doesn't come with cheese?! 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2871 If we can't get this maze built we're never going to find the cheese. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2872 I thought you said this was the kit that came with cheese! 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2873 I told you we should have paid extra for the assembly! 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
2874 We were going to use that cheese to pay the contractor. 1.2574 0.04593 101 76 24 1
2875 I get wanting a challenge, but no one ever chooses a maze. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2876 If you give a mouse a hex key... 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2877 So much for “outside the box thinking provides mutually beneficial synergies” 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2878 Let's build a better mousetrap. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2879 Oh darn, the instructions are in ratish. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2880 Budget cuts! They want us to construct the mazes to reduce research costs. I say we should strike. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2881 Wasn't this supposed to come with Swedish meatballs for the reward? 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
2882 Would it be a faux pas to put Swiss cheese in a maze made from a Swedish company's kit? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2883 No. I said IDEA. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
2884 These instructions are in Swedish! 1.2571 0.04978 105 84 16 5
2885 Ikea doesn't make Parcheesi, and you wanted something from Ikea! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2886 All these stall panels but a single scrap to crap on. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
2887 You still have the box, right? The cat agreed to our offer. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2888 But, is it big enough for cats? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2889 This will take a few hours. Then we can eat. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2890 We're missing the cheese Algernon! Where's the cheese? 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
2891 Once we build out own maze, we don't have to be test subjects anymore 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2892 Swedish lab rats 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2893 This is the last time that we shop at I-Cheese-A 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2894 We are going to be scurrying around all night on this one. 1.2571 0.04494 105 79 25 1
2895 The boss wants us to "build a better mouse trap." 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2896 Rube Goldberg it’s not.” 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2897 Should we put some tape on it? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2898 These IKEA mazes always stump me. Let's go see the Lab Bunnies and find Task Rabbit. 1.2571 0.03588 105 85 17 3
2899 Thr open concept is so last season. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
2900 I can't read Swedish either. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2901 These Swedish scientists are real sadists. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2902 But why do we even WANT to build a model IKEA ? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2903 It's called a keto gym. You run around and eat high fat food. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2904 Only build enough to get the cheese ,no more,OK ! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2905 It's all Swedish to me. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2906 I wouldn’t risk it. Cheese is 0 days old. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2907 Ikea directions are a maze! 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2908 Amäzing. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2909 I thought you said it didn't have a cat flap 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2910 I think "House of Mouse" is copyrighted, though. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2911 No, you don't seem to get it. This is really amazing! 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
2912 Wow! Ikea want us to make our own cheese too? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2913 We should of just failed that maze test 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2914 What a Rip-off! The maze assembly instructions say "Winner's treat not included!" 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2915 Apparently, whoever wrote these instructions didn't speak Squeak. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2916 Directions? We don't need no stinking directions. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2917 If we build it, do you really think they'll come? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2918 You can’t do that! That would cheating! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2919 Tough call -- a maze, cubicles or hockey rink? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2920 The cheese comes separately. 1.2571 0.04790 105 83 18 4
2921 What the fuck is a Börfen? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2922 IKEA , where do you think? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2923 Ee- Kay- Uh? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2924 It'll be amazeing when it's finished. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2925 Maybe we should just go with an open floor plan. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2926 I suddenly have a craving for Swedish meatballs... 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
2927 How to make amaze 1.2571 0.04286 105 83 19 3
2928 Even if we can’t do it, I loved the meatballs. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2929 Bob Follek "I told you getting the grant would be the easy part." 1.2571 0.05746 105 86 11 8
2930 It's a trick test, IKEA doesn't sell cheese. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2931 It all seems pointless, now that Mortimer ate the cheese. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2932 If you build it they will come?" Ha! Last time they came all right -- BIG RATS 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
2933 Where is the cheese cube? There's gotta be a cheese cube! 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2934 Where's PETA when you need them? 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
2935 Uh-oh. 'Musfalla' is Swedish for mousetrap. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
2936 Where should we hide the cheese to find later? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
2937 Spoiler alert. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2938 Wait-What’s this supposed to be again? 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2939 It says exactly what I told you when you ordered it, Morty. Cheese not included. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2940 This will be a waste of time if it's already Google mapped. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2941 No cheese- what's my motivation? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2942 The good news is--once we build it, we'll definitely know how to get through it. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2943 We're supposed to memorize the instructions. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2944 I’m imagining a more minimalist approach. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2945 Did you hear the joke about the human with free will? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2946 You can buy a lot of cheddar for what they charged for assembly. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2947 Let's save the directions in case we get hungry. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
2948 Have you considered an open concept? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2949 It’s not my fault that we were born in IKEA !!! 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2950 Isn't there supposed to be a chunk of cheese included with this model? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2951 I hope no one is watching. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
2952 I think you need an opposable thumb. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
2953 I figure 30 seconds, you? 1.2524 0.04723 103 79 22 2
2954 You've done it once, you've done it a thousand times. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2955 No, I said it would be fun to go to IKEA, not build an IKEA. 1.2524 0.03955 103 83 17 3
2956 AMAZING, I MAY NEVER LEAVE IT! 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2957 What if we can’t figure our way out! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
2958 We'll put Swedish meatballs and ice cream at the end. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
2959 There aren't any words, just pictures, and I'm not seeing any cheese on here. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
2960 I've got it - just put the cheese up front! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
2961 I really don't care how you build it. Just make sure it looks real cheesy. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
2962 Instructions indicate one mouse unhappy 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
2963 Ikea's toy section is A-Mazing!! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
2964 Wait...did you eat the cheese already?! 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2965 I got it from those Scandinavian mice. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2966 I have just two words for you: Why Ikea? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2967 Mice arguing over Ikea instructions. 1.2475 0.04316 101 76 25 0
2968 "The faster we build it, the faster we find the cheese." 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2969 IKEA says if we build it, the cheese will come. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2970 I knew there’d be retribution when we beat that last maze! 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2971 Remind me again, why are we building this mouse trap 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
2972 I rue the day we infested this Ikea. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2973 If we can't, then who can? 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
2974 Let’s build a vacation home instead! 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
2975 I think we should just call the whole thing off. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2976 Where do you want to put the trap door? 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2977 Did you order the cheese? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 20 3
2978 Always a piece missing—cheese! 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2979 The end is a snap. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2980 Yes, and then we'll know how to run it! 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2981 Yes I'm happy. It's just, things were simpler in the old cage. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
2982 Should have ordered it from mousekia . 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2983 We're already in too deep and if we build it we'll never get out. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
2984 Why did they have to buy the maze at Ikea? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
2985 We can’t correct their mistakes - it’s the only way they’ll learn. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2986 This is where we got stuck last time. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2987 humans do this for fun? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2988 I've seen humans construct this type of trap before. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2989 IKEA corporate said we should make it as complicated as possible. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2990 There's got to be a better way to get some cheese than building a better mouse trap. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2991 Now we just need two glasses of pinot noir. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2992 These research funding cutbacks are impacting all of us. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2993 Let's shake it up. It was too easy for the last psychologist. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2994 Maybe we should have put the walls up last. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2995 Oh, I get it. It’s some kind of “test your knowledge” nonsense 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
2996 We are never getting anything from IKEA again. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
2997 I don’t mind running it, but why do we have to build it ourselves! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2998 Even if Plan B does work, will we ever find the way out? 1.2449 0.04366 98 79 16 3
2999 I think it offers more of an intrinsic reward. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3000 I favor an open plan. The last thing I want is to have to walk through a maze just to get a bit of cheese. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3001 Trust me. If we build it, they will come. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3002 The researchers are having us do it, because they can’t do it by pictures only. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3003 They want US to build the maze? 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3004 The idea is that we make cubicles and observe which humans never find their way out. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3005 Because the cheese will taste so much better. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3006 It’s just a series of hallways. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3007 We’re amazing. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3008 just like a mouse, I forgot the screwdriver 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3009 Told you would should have just got some cheese and forget IKEA! 1.2449 0.01812 98 79 19 0
3010 Five bucks says this confusing nonsense was written by a cat person. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3011 What we lose in humiliation, we gain in satisfaction. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3012 When we finish, do NOT lose the instructions ! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3013 It’s the newest IKEA model, this will be so much fun!! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3014 We can be both architect and inmate of our own prison! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3015 Just when I thought I'd escaped the rat race. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3016 I think the scientists went to IKEA... 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3017 Did you see the cheese in the box? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3018 Trust me,no foreigner is ever going to take this job. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3019 We barely found our way out of the store. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3020 I know IKEA when I see IKEA. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3021 This is testing my patience. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3022 And you're testing my patience! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3023 What's the point if you already ate the cheese? 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3024 Remember...it's right, left, left, right, left, right...food! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3025 It's telling me the cheese is sold separately. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3026 The kit is missing the cheese cube 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3027 I thought you said you grew up in IKEA. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3028 I hate working for Swedish psychologists. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3029 Christina on the Coast says subway tile in a harlequin pattern spells contemporary. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3030 So I guess they're buying the mazes from IKEA now. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3031 When IKEA hired us to design their new store, I guess I should bave expected to assemble it too. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3032 I don't need this, I know what I'm doing. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3033 Mighty Mouse has nothing on you my friend! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3034 Ikea thinks they can build a better mousetrap. Let's prove them wrong. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3035 Let's show them we Can build a better mouse trap. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3036 Of course it’s not from IKEA, I want us to still be friends after we do this. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3037 When they send the Minotaur on us, just remember cheese is not a good substitute for wax. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3038 Wouldn't you know it: Ikea left out the cheese. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3039 The instructions didn't specify that opposable thumbs were necessary for assembly! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3040 Yeah, I know, but it could be fun, anyway. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3041 This seems to be a lot of work for a lousy piece of cheese. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3042 ``After we trap the fat bastard, what do we do with the body?'' 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3043 Should we call a Task Rat? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3044 Why can't they just be happy they taught us to read? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3045 Why bother? The directions didn't come with any cheese. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3046 I say we eat it. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3047 Lose the directions. We'd only need them if we got lost. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3048 You do speak Swedish, right? 1.2449 0.03421 98 78 19 1
3049 It's really a no-brainer 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3050 Well, now all that we need are hands... 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3051 Tell me again. Why are we doing this? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3052 Okay, but the challenge is to build it so we can find the cheese and no one else can. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3053 Hold on! I just remembered. Walls don't work! 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3054 Let's start with what they think they're proving, then build a maze that will amaze them at how wrong they are. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3055 Damn you Ikea! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3056 %!*&$!, just let me read them first! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3057 I don’t know whodunnit, Agatha! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3058 It's the top-selling existential game -- Stumbling Through The Labyrinth of Life! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3059 We’re building a better mousetrap, why? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3060 Don’t we put the cheese in first and work backward? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3061 We should just let the cat eat us instead 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3062 Why are you reading the directions? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3063 You had to go to Ikea, didn’t you? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3064 I’m amazed that we can’t find our way through these instructions. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3065 How do you feel about an open floor plan instead. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3066 Ugh! And you said: we should try building our own maze this time! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3067 Running the maze to get the cheese is one thing, but this is really a step too far. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3068 A treadmill for mice. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3069 Honey, I got this amazing deal from IKEA. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3070 It’s a new maze I picked up at IKEA! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3071 First, we should agree on the meaning of "Better." 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3072 Well, you better hurry. We only have three hours until the kids wake up. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3073 It’s a 2020 Election starter kit 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3074 So what's the payoff? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3075 What reward?! 1.2449 0.04366 98 74 24 0
3076 We should have hired TaskRabbit! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3077 But if we build it, THEY will come. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3078 Scientists are fascinated by these things. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3079 Due to the recent restructure, our job description now includes building our own maze 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3080 I told you not to overachieve. Now we have to build the damn thing. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3081 You'd think the folks at IKEA would've realized we're Norwegian. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3082 Trust me. This is a good stopping point. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3083 "Forget it. I thought step #26 would be 'Now eat the cheese'." 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3084 Know what I think would be really funny...shredding all the instructions that came in the inbox before the late mice get here. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3085 You’re not supposed to read the instructions. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3086 This will be amazing, Grace, a spiritual journey. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3087 What are we doing here? We were born to scurry! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3088 For the life of me I just don’t see the point 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3089 Something tells me this is more about testing stress than our ability to complete a maze. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3090 I dunno know what it says, but the lab technician looked inconsolable. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3091 Instead of building this stupid maze how about we just go to the fridge for cheese? 1.2449 0.03098 98 82 13 3
3092 I hate when they write the instructions in pig latin. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3093 If we build this “they will come”! 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3094 They forgot to send the cheese. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3095 Let's just go with minimalist style and leave it as is. 1.2449 0.04366 98 74 24 0
3096 Tell me again why we're building a house... we're pack rats. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3097 Isn’t putting this together this enough? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3098 I knew we shouldn't have gone to IKEA! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3099 Just go Google Help 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3100 No, no, no, we aren't ready to select curtains. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3101 Ever since we got that new Swedish lab assistant. 1.2449 0.03989 98 80 15 3
3102 Let’s start at the end opposite the door to insure we can get out. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3103 This open concept floor plan is amazing. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3104 You'd think they would have already assembled the mouse trap." 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3105 They forgot to include the cheese. Have you got the customer service number? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3106 The scientists are Swedish 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3107 I've heard it's amazing! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3108 MY RESEARCHER IS SWEDISH. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3109 Now they are really testing our intelligence! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3110 You're the butch one. You figure it out." 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3111 I say that for once, we should let the guys in the lab coats deal with it 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3112 For a human trap, we will use beer instead of cheese 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3113 Can you read human? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3114 It looked pretty simple when I saw it in Ikea. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3115 IKEA, and yes it is amazing. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3116 We've got to memorize this. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3117 Did you check Mapquest? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3118 Think ahead, I am sure this door's gonna stop the fat cat. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3119 It says here that if we finish the maze we'll find the cheese. 1.2449 0.04485 98 77 19 2
3120 I’m calling taskrabbit 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3121 What is the Swedish word for ' #*@*# ! ' ? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3122 We've found the keys to the kingdom. They'll be amazed how fast we blow through this one! 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3123 I was only in it for the meätballs. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3124 You can read? That’s amazing! 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3125 All that work to build a maze, I’m going uptown to live in a nice condo! 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3126 Even if we can build it, will they come? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3127 Stupid humans. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3128 Why don’t we just send it back? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3129 I told you that 'Made in China' should have been a clue about the reliability of the instructions. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3130 You still don’t get it? OK, let’s run through this one more time. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3131 Aw rats! …. The instructions are all in Chinese. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3132 What do you mean you don’t know how to read in IKEA? 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3133 Ever played Mouse Trap? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3134 ‘’If we make it too easy, we won’t get a reward.” 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3135 I double checked the pieces and I still can't find the cheese. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3136 With the cutbacks we all have to do our part. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3137 They hire us because they know, we know, what works and what doesn’t.” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3138 These science funding cuts are just getting ridiculous. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3139 Hey, these instructions aren't in mouse! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3140 Why didn't you read the fine print? No cheddar included. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3141 Would it kill you to give me my open concept living space? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3142 Maybe we should just go with an open floor plan look. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3143 Step 1. Something there is that doesn’t love a wall. Repeat.” 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3144 Wish Tom was here 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3145 Insert Tab A into Slot B. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
3146 It says, Cheese Cubes 10 X. 1.2424 0.03823 99 83 12 4
3147 Roam wasn’t built in a day. 1.2424 0.05390 99 80 14 5
3148 We good? We’re good! 1.2424 0.05195 99 79 16 4
3149 Of course I don't need the instructions, does it look like I'm going to get lost? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
3150 I know we got this from Sears, but next time let's order from Ikea 1.2396 0.04740 96 77 16 3
3151 Nah, the door needs to be on the other side 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3152 These experiments aren’t what they used to be. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3153 The cheese is missing! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3154 Maze shmaze 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3155 I can’t read these - I’m a millennial. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3156 Before we start on the room, I think we should find a house. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3157 What do you mean, you drank the screwdriver? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3158 It's nice that they appreciate our brains, but they've got to throw in some cheese for motivation. I quit. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3159 Are you sure you want to build a better mousetrap? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3160 I am sure there is an IKEA joke in here somewhere, if only the instructions were clearer. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3161 It’s written right there, dearheart, “Cheese Sold Separately.” 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3162 How good are you at following directions translated by A.I.? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3163 There's ever a human around when you need one 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3164 My wife wants a colonial but the kit's for a ranch." 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3165 We need a Phillips screwdriver, ​not an Allen wrench! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3166 I’m not against animal testing if I run the company. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3167 Remember when we built the crib? What a disaster. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3168 How are you with directions? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3169 Baffled or amazed? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3170 Hey Wally, look, plans for a rat maze. It's a game. Grandpa told me about these, be careful Randy he said, but then that was the last time I saw him 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3171 I think I left my wallet at IKEA. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3172 Putting it together is easy. Taking it apart is why I get the cheddar. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3173 This will be a great way to get away from the wife for awhile. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3174 Can't we order the paper maze without getting all those extra parts? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3175 All I really needed to know in life I learned through failure with IKEA. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3176 We are missing an exit. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3177 The picture instructions are very helpful but do you think there are enough pieces for a 68-story condo? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3178 C'mon. Please. Just call that IKEA guy. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3179 I know," Build a Better Blah Blah Blah " 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3180 That’s interesting, the instructions are made of a very strong glue-like substance. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3181 I can't figure out this crazy maze! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3182 What's "mouse trap" in Swedish? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3183 How many trials did it take for us to realize this isn't democracy? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3184 Walls are obsolete, we need a better mousetrap. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3185 How on Earth can we get started? It’s all written in Swedish! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3186 The say if we build it, we will appreciate it more. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3187 Hey, let's put this on YouTube. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3188 Trust me, this is a much better promotion than it seems. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3189 I hate when they get the experiments from Ikea. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3190 Ok, I’ve got the blueprint to the Maze. We’ve got to memorize it now, as once they give us the drugs we’ll be useless at finding our way.. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3191 I hate DIY. Why couldn't we just buy the premade maze? 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3192 I know it’s hard to see right now but I’m telling you there’s a distinct advantage for us here 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3193 It would be easier if it wasn't written in Japanese. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3194 So the cheese wasn't included? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3195 Unbelievable. We're done for the day, says here, "Cheese not included." 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3196 Don't worry, it's easy as cheese. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3197 The true test is the directions are in Swedish. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3198 Why they give us mazes when we are into Parkour is beyond me. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3199 Seems like a lot of trouble to go through for a piece of cheese. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3200 You work for the mouse now. So get to work on Star Wars Land. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3201 don't be silly, once we build it we're sure to find cheese at the other end. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3202 We can rig it so that the cheese automatically gets ejected. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3203 They promised me a lot more than cheese if we make the maze ourselves. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3204 It's a scale replica of the store floor plan. Instead of cheese, there's a meatball at the end. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3205 When we're done, it will look a-maze-ing. 1.2396 0.04966 96 78 14 4
3206 This looks complicated. Go fetch us some Gruyère. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3207 Do we still get the cheese if we have TaskRabbit do this? 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3208 Build it and I will come. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3209 Must be extra packing material... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3210 I thought you brought the cheese? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3211 The upside is we can use this on our DIY channel" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3212 I’m telling you, the cheese wasn’t in the box. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3213 Maybe we shouldn’t have ordered it from IKEA after all 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3214 I wish I'd known mazes came with instructions. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3215 It will be a big beautiful wall. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3216 Next time, buy from MICEA 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3217 Sweat equity 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3218 It a great puzzle, but it requires opposable thumbs. How dumb are they! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3219 These experiments are becoming less and less fun 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3220 I thought you spoke IKEA 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3221 If you build it, they will come—with cheese. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3222 This thing is no piece of cake. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3223 I don’t see anything that says where to put the cheese. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3224 Uh-oh ... cheese not included 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3225 I take it back. I’d rather have American over Swiss. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3226 I want my cubicle down at this end, over there on the left, OK 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3227 I see the Allen wrench, but where is the rat-chet wrench? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3228 I told you we shouldn't get this at IKEA! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3229 If we figure this out, the maze will be easy. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3230 So we get this thing built, put the humans inside, and we bait it with Bitcoins. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3231 It's the chase, not the cheese. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3232 I think we can scale this to human size. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3233 It's from Ikea, and the instructions say anyone can do it in twenty minutes. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3234 Is this what they mean by “Stockholm Syndrome?” 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3235 It could be worse. It could have been a cancer test. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3236 I told you we should have upgraded to the Rodentjörn. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3237 Rats, I forgot my glasses... 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3238 We're going to build a better mousetrap. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3239 Can you build a better cheese trap? 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3240 Who needs Mickey when we have each other? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3241 The architect is a real minimalist. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3242 This one should keep Hem and Haw busy for a while 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3243 I’m seeing a contemporary with the great room right here. 1.2396 0.04379 96 75 20 1
3244 These fools still do not understand that we could do any of these blindfolded...but what would be the fun in that? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3245 Forget the walls! I look the open concept. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3246 Screw the blueprints. Let's fill he whole damn thing with cheese. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3247 'How to build a better mousetrap'. Rats! Heads or tails, nobody wins with these instructions. The Swedes should go back to the drawing board. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3248 The map is inaccurate, nothing fits how can we make it work? Learn from your President! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3249 We should insist that a teaspoon of caviar is the grand prize! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3250 I just hope we can find our way out once we're finished. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3251 Uh Oh! The fine print says that cheese is NOT included! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3252 Let's check out the You Tube Video 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3253 Let’s just call the help line. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3254 Let's build an IKEA for mice 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3255 And yet again, they're coming to us for a better mouse trap. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3256 'Keep the map at hand. We'll need it to get out when the walls are up.' 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3257 I'm missing like a shit-load of dowels. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3258 This is going to me an AMAZING profect! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3259 Let’s simplify, to a direct straight path to the cheese 1.2396 0.04740 96 77 16 3
3260 Let's first watch the YouTube instructional video. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3261 Rats ! Looks like the cheese is missing. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3262 I heard the last group that entered went insane 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3263 Don’t start something that you can’t finish! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3264 Two blind mice trying to follow IKEA instructions. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3265 Unless i have a screw loose, this is gonna be aMazing! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3266 They’ve got a whole new section. IKEA for mice. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
3267 NASA should have had three people put this maze together and not left it up to us at the last minute. -Janet Ward Taggart 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3268 ...and for obvious reasons, you don't use stucco. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3269 You think it’s a coincidence that IKEA and Stockholm Syndrome both come from Sweden?!? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3270 Assembly is kind of a pain, but I do get a kick out of the made up Swedish names. 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3271 If we leave some droppings the human will take over. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
3272 We’re the architects of our own misery. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3273 I can see why that could be confusing but Swiss cheese is not included. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3274 I got it from IKEA. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3275 I'm just saying, maybe modern consumerism is the real trap. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3276 Who do they think we are, Pinky and the Brain? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3277 We can sell these for $1.99 and the maps for $50.00. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3278 Forget about the maze. Let's build some condos. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3279 Diagrams, instructions... Hey, they left out the cheese! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3280 It looks like this 迷路 is going to be really 楽しい. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3281 No, you're wrong. It's much better than an IKEA maze. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3282 This will be amazing. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3283 Amazing - what you can do with this cheap crap! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3284 Mom warned me about the mouse traps from Ikea. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3285 I'll get on with making it, you find the rat. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3286 Can you get my reading glasses? 1.2340 0.04390 94 72 22 0
3287 I tell you, assembling it is half the fun. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3288 While SpaceX isn't looking, flip these plans over and we'll build my Mars space ship and be waiting for them. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3289 The piece of cheese is always missing. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3290 Do you know any Swedish? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3291 What is behavioral neuroscience, and why wasn't there one in the box? 1.2340 0.05000 94 77 13 4
3292 You have to supply your own cheese! 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3293 If we build it, they might come. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3294 Who ever told you mice could read blueprints? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3295 DIY mazes ! There's no fun being a lab rat anymore. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3296 I like it when they give up and stamp on it. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3297 I was thinking of building a cubicle farm. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3298 And at the end we'll have a TV and a can of poisoned beer. 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3299 I'm not mouseplaining. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3300 Labor shortages, so they claim. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3301 First that mouse trap. Now this. You have a dangerous mind. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3302 If we make the maze complicated enough we may never get to the death trap. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3303 When the maze is assembled we get Swedish meatballs and apple cake 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3304 This is total bullshit. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3305 Let's eat the treat and forget the maze 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3306 I'm taking it apart. Looked too much like a rat trap ! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3307 The only way to crack it is to build it. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3308 It says it's a maze but there's no cheese. Ikea must be hiring cats these days. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3309 And I thought my IKEA days were over. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3310 Hoots man, they’ve gang agley! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3311 Son, building a better mousetrap is not always a good thing! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3312 But do we really want the world beating a path to our door? 1.2340 0.04644 94 73 20 1
3313 Look, no matter what you do, they give you cheese! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3314 What do you think Musfälla means? 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3315 Why do they always make these such a puzzle? 1.2340 0.05941 94 79 8 7
3316 Trappa? Just another nonsense word. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3317 Sacre bleu cheese! It’s a blueprint for getting out of ze rat race mon ami! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3318 Our ancestors are absolutely shocked. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3319 From China 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3320 This one's different. They call it Maaz. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3321 Should we tell them, Mice don’t do IKEA? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3322 Let's try not to get lost in the details. 1.2340 0.04390 94 72 22 0
3323 For best results, use money instead of cheese at the finish. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3324 I'm amazed you think I can put this together. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3325 Well, do you think we can use some help from the homeowner? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3326 I hate these kits. They always forget the cheese. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3327 Who orders cheese from Ikea? 1.2340 0.03980 94 78 13 3
3328 "It’s always a maze for us. mice get exercise cages! 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3329 I think they call it a “Mazentrappen” 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3330 I knew we shouldn't have ordered this from IKEA. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3331 It’s like a designer maze, but cheaper. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3332 How are we going to get out of this thing? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3333 The way I see it, we have two choices. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3334 they got the cheese at IKEA 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3335 One minute I was nibbling on a Swedish meatball and the next thing you know I can home with this! 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3336 Did they include the cheese? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3337 IKEA's instructions fail to point out that you have to have opposable thumbs. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3338 No where on the Amazon listing did it say dyi. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3339 Forget about the cheese were trying to get this bread . 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
3340 Spanish, French, Italian, Japanese, where's the English ? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
3341 We should've spent the extra money and bought the pre-assembled version. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3342 What do you make of it? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3343 We're on our own. I think these are in Gerbil. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3344 Rats! It says "cheese sold separately." 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3345 Yep, we're gonna need a TaskRabbit. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3346 Let's just go open concept and try making our own cheese. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3347 Well, at this rate our hot tub will finished in 8 years. That's probably our life span. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
3348 I heard they separated us into two test groups: HEMNES and MALM. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
3349 I didn't see any cheese in the box." 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3350 It was more fun when they came assembled 1.2316 0.04601 95 74 20 1
3351 I knew that we solved that last maze too quickly. Now they gave us IKEA! 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
3352 They don't call me "Cheese Whiz" for nothing! 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3353 We used to just have to find our way out .. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3354 I am puzzled also. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3355 I hate when the cheese isn’t included. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3356 42 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3357 Did IKEA move the cheese? 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
3358 At least we don't have to administer our own injections. 1.2308 0.04441 91 70 21 0
3359 I said I have an idea not an IKEA 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3360 It's the latest model. The challenge is to put it together, not to just run through it. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
3361 It depends on where we put the cheese. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
3362 We need some curvilineal aspects. 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
3363 You left out the cheese Einstein! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3364 It's amazing how much cheddar we are getting for this job 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3365 What if we build a duplex instead? 1.2283 0.05033 92 76 12 4
3366 I'm not sure I fully understand English, Morty! But I think we're building a better mousetrap! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3367 Where's the cheese? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3368 That's the last time we buy furnishings from Squeakea 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3369 I say we DON'T built it and just eat the cheese. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3370 they haven't even set up the trials !! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3371 You first. You’re the one with the scholarship. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3372 I know our best laid plans often go awry, which is why I'm suggesting we half-ass it this time. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3373 Or... we could just keep it as a room. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3374 Are you sure you ordered the chili con queso? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3375 The humans will love this. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3376 Or we can take one board and seal the entrance. The rapist and terrorist will not get in. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3377 Where's the box with all the cheese? Damn it, Gerald! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3378 As I'm sure you know, when you build a better mouse trap... 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3379 It was on sale at Ikea 1.2283 0.01093 92 78 13 1
3380 Seriously, you're really going to read the directions? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3381 Let’s make a maze. That should make things more interesting 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3382 We’ll figure this one out without these cheesy instructions! 1.2283 0.03818 92 79 9 4
3383 Why don't we just chew a hole through the wall instead? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3384 I'm confused - aren't we trying to deconstruct the electoral college, not rebuild it? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3385 Look, the sooner we get this done the sooner we get to eat cheese. So let's focus, okay? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3386 Why would I make it hard? 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3387 It's no surprise that IKEA knows how to build a maze. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3388 We are not putting it together; it stands for "I Kill and Eat All". 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3389 We've got the wrong blueprint - this is the simplistic maze for humans. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3390 Let's go get the meatballs, and do this later. 1.2283 0.05265 92 77 10 5
3391 These education cutbacks are getting out of hand. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3392 Yeah, I know. No fun. But with science department budget cuts we have we have to build before we scamper. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3393 Well, now we really are doing all of the work. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3394 How about we just split the cheese and call it a day? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3395 There's English and Spanish, but no Squeak. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3396 We have to build it before we run through it, but what if we built amaze even they couldn't figure out? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3397 Only one way in and one way out. It's a trap! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3398 Curse that lazy psychologist ! 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
3399 Didn't we take this apart last week? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3400 The instructions are entirely in Swedish. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3401 I should have paid more attention in Psych class. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3402 Now they expect us to build these things! 1.2283 0.04400 92 71 21 0
3403 This is probably a test too. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3404 I think the cheese comes in another box. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3405 If we can do this the world will beat a path to our mouse hole. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3406 Not only did they move the cheese, but now they want us to build the maze. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3407 I don't even like Swedish cheese. 1.2283 0.05804 92 77 9 6
3408 It sure seems like a lot of work just to get a piece of cheese! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3409 These people are fools, letting us build this thing ourselves. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3410 But we need a screwdriver, not an Allen wrench! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3411 What happened to Part 26B, "Cheese" 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3412 By the time he figures these out, we'll starve to death. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3413 If there's no cheese, what's the point? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3414 It's right here in the parts list: "37. Cheddar, block of, one." I've looked everywhere. Someone seems to have moved my cheese. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3415 The Build-a-Better-Mouse-Maze Challenge sponsored by Aged Vermont Cheddar Cheese. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3416 These brainys' think, the only thing we use is our tooth?? c'mon, let them finish it 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3417 Make a straight line to the cheese. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3418 Which model do you want? Cheese or Minotaur? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3419 We’re missing the incentive. 1.2283 0.06007 92 78 7 7
3420 Told you we should've sprung for the pool table. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3421 I thought you said you needed help with an Ikea snack, not an Ikea hack. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3422 It'll all make sense once we put it together, dear 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3423 Finding the cheese will be a lot easier than following these IKEA directions 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3424 Why did you have to go and order the version of the roof made out of swiss cheese? 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3425 Do we get rewarded with one of those Swedish meatballs from the lab tech if we figure this out? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3426 Why don't we pass on attempting to put this together and go have some of their great meatballs? 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3427 What the heck, I say we just call it a labyrinth and leave it as is. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3428 You had to find a lottery ticket; didn’t you? Big deal, what if we win? Does that mean that cats will lay off? I wouldn’t kid myself about that, there might be one hiding around the corner. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3429 If you can figure out these Ikea directions, lunch is on me. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3430 It was your idea to go to the Imousa store! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3431 I don't the know about you but I don't think this is a good idea. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3432 They really needs to stop buying lab equipment from Ikea 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3433 This house is going to look amazing! 1.2283 0.04533 92 74 16 2
3434 You just had to bite him! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3435 A mazing plan!! 1.2283 0.04790 92 75 14 3
3436 It’s as if they’re testing us to see if we are smart or not. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3437 Let's catch some Parmigiano-Reggiano. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3438 Rats! IKEA expects us to build a better mousetrap ourselves. 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3439 Don't go the right way 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3440 It's a better mouse trap....They think.... 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3441 We should have stuck to IKEA's Swedish meat ball garbage and not bought this goddam stupid maze! 1.2283 0.05265 92 77 10 5
3442 What kind of clock did they say this was? 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3443 I don’t know about you but I think this “DIY” stuff is getting out of hand 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3444 If we're gonna be in the rat race, we might as well OWN the rat race. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3445 If they build it we will come. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3446 Let's consider an open office concept without cubicles! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3447 It doesn't come with cheese. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3448 This looks simple. I don't know why everyone complains about assembling IKEA products. 1.2283 0.05595 92 76 11 5
3449 I think they said corn. That when we finish building it, it turns into corn. 1.2283 0.02242 92 75 17 0
3450 Don’t blame me. You’re the one who wanted more “hygge”. 1.2283 0.04262 92 73 18 1
3451 These DIY mazes are frustrating!” Robert Mayer, Warsaw, I 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
3452 I love these make your own meal places. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3453 I think they're trying to trick us. Panel B goes in slot A this time." 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3454 Well, the good news is, if we complete this task, they may decide to let us out of that scary clinical trial! 1.2283 0.04790 92 75 14 3
3455 I think these instructions might have been easier to follow in their original Chinese. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3456 I'd feel more motivated to do this if we had some cheese. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3457 Go slow--few mice can conquer an IKEA maze. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3458 We could build it so that the right hand rule doesn't work! 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3459 This should keep the humans out. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3460 Let's make it easy on ourself and just make some shelving. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3461 It's an upgrade of my old maze to—cubicles! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3462 What?! Cheese not included?! 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
3463 It is supposed to promote mental acuity." 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
3464 I like the empowerment but not the second shift. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3465 I think its fine, just the way it is 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
3466 Even a cat can understand this. Go get me a cat. I can't make sense of it at all. 1.2262 0.05179 84 67 15 2
3467 Well, it has every other language. Keep looking for "squeak". 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3468 I saw one just like it in Dwell. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3469 Four years at Stanford and this is where we end up? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3470 No kitchen. No bathroom. Not even a roof. Whoever designed this was no brain surgeon! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3471 They tell me this is how Mickey started too. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3472 Darn - they shorted us by one screw... 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3473 This calls for an inside the box idea. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3474 Just be glad that that we’re in the control group and have all the required parts. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3475 Yes, it's another unfunded educational mandate so it can't be too difficult. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
3476 This is what happens when you are an IKEA lab mouse. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3477 I give up. How much does IKEA charge for assembly? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3478 Yeah,even the Psych Department is suffering cut-backs. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3479 They didn't include the cheese. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3480 Maybe getting a maze at IKEA wasn't such a good idea. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3481 Do you read Swedish? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3482 Do you happen to have opposable thumbs? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3483 Just like life, a handful of screws and your boxed in. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3484 I know you can find out how to do it online. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3485 I just love this new STEM Curriculum - it's so self-directed! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3486 I ordered their "amazing Swiss cheese," but they must have heard me say "a maze using a Swedish scheme." 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3487 It's like a maze trying to follow these instructions! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3488 Careful. The directions are written in Catalonian. 1.2247 0.04304 89 71 17 1
3489 I told you not to shop at IKEA.” —Shelley Zellman Studio City, Ca Shelleyzellman@yahoo.co 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3490 Ikea must think we are stupid 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3491 You were at my wedding, Denise... 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3492 Are you sure this is how Walt Disney started? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3493 They think we're not smart enough to do this. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3494 Yes, there's a penalty if we don't assemble the maze. Now what part of double jeopardy still eludes you? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3495 Is that cheese that I smell on your breath? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3496 Oh great. Cheese sold separately. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3497 Oh shit, it says "cheese not included" 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3498 Can we call a service in? 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
3499 We could hire a TaskRabbit... but their stinky pellets and, ugh, that carrot breath! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3500 Think about it. If we build it, they will come. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3501 We're finally living the American dream!! We're gonna be chasing a tinuly piece of cheese in a labyrinth of our own making, while Trump will be eating the whole thing!! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3502 It’s an original Mice van der Rohe. Classic Mauhaus. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3503 Dr. Schroedinger designed it. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3504 I know it looks bad. But that's how a trickle-down economy works. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3505 Think of it as a maze. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3506 Do you think the humans will find the pizza using sense of smell alone? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3507 The problem with these Do-It-Yourself mazes is that you can never add enough closet space. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3508 I wish we had opposable thumbs. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3509 Did you say futile or feudal? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3510 Forget this. Let's go get some more meatballs. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3511 Cheese not included.” What a rip-off 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3512 We're going to need a bigger piece of cheese. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3513 Algernon are you in the carpenters union? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3514 No, honey, it doesn't come with the cheese. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3515 They forgot the scientist. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3516 It is obvious that we are in the non placebo group of this clinical trial. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3517 Doesn't this kind of defeat the purpose? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3518 This is easier than hacking Facebook! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3519 "You think our wives will fall for this?" 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3520 Look, if we pull this off, we’ll be rolling in cheese for the rest of our lives! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3521 Start with the cheese," I always say 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3522 Who sent the boys away saying this would be a ‚girls project‘? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3523 It says: "mHouse" 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3524 You better call IKEA now. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3525 To hell with this. Let's exchange it for meatballs. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3526 What!? This is a build-it-yourself mousetrap plan! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3527 I like the idea of an entertainment center but why would we go to this much trouble for a lousy piece of cheese? 1.2247 0.04861 89 73 13 3
3528 That's really an old joke, kinda chessy really 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3529 How's it suppose to improve your memory when it has nothing to do with jellyfish? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3530 Last time we go to IKEA. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3531 Amaze me. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3532 I thought you had the combination. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3533 Do they realize we don't have opposable thumbs? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3534 It's what gods do. If we assemble the maze, they'll put cheese at the end of it. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3535 Sorry, Ike, I was trying to order you a maze to play in. I guess the agent couldn’t understand what I wanted. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3536 Don't kid yourself. This is the easy part! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3537 These instructions are so crazy, you would think a cat wrote them. And how will we ever find the cheese? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3538 Donald, are we on the inside or the out? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3539 I don't see anything about the cheese. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3540 I can't believe that somebody thinks this is funny. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3541 This mouse pad is more useful to us than the one IT thought they had ordered. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3542 The cheese is always at the very end. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3543 In order to conquer, you must first understand 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3544 Ever get the feeling we're just pawns for science and human advancement? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3545 I don't think we want to build a better mousetrap! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3546 I can't figure out where to start. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3547 I think we should just eat it. 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
3548 Please tell me you can read Swedish 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3549 Finding your way out's the easy part. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3550 Late night at Ikea: This’ll throw ‘em, Mike. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3551 What do you mean, "It didn't come with batteries"? 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
3552 You forgot the lighting schematics again? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3553 Yeah, sure, we'll build a better mouse trap. Heheheh... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3554 This is a job for Task Rabbit. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3555 That explains it. I saw an IKEA truck out front. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3556 Any other kid's dad would just give him the cheese! 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
3557 If we don't install these walls, it will be much easier to find the cheese! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3558 When did IKEA get into the maze business? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3559 It is harder to get the cheese, now that IKEA is a sponsor 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3560 How about we just keep the cheese by the door? D. Ginsberg 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3561 This is one extreme diet plan 1.2247 0.04861 89 73 13 3
3562 No, I don't see cheese in the parts list. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3563 once we had to learn how to get out of the maze,now we have to build it first 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3564 Yeah, I understand it is a new collaboration between the APA and IKEA. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3565 I asked Blind Larry to help, but he's still recovering from that carving knife attack. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3566 Looking at instructions is cheating. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3567 It's too much of a runaround trying to put this together. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3568 Use the simple design. It is for testing humans. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3569 The scientist will be drop-shipped from the lab in a box with air holes. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3570 This is gonna be amazing. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3571 Do I have to tell my ex if I tested positive for plague? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3572 All instructions included. I'm a-mazed. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3573 We need an IKEA planning tool for this. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3574 Let's just catch up on Stranger Things. 1.2247 0.04591 89 72 15 2
3575 Good thing we found the cheese first. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3576 There’s nothing here about how to make the cheese! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3577 It's strictly DYI from now on. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3578 I told you to hire a taskrabbit 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3579 It might not look like much now, but they're gonna love it on airbnb. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3580 Let’s get to it! We want to win “Best Maze Wins,” don’t we? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3581 IKEA is the real trap house 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3582 Hoist by our own petard? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3583 Don't ask me - I don't read Swedish 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3584 After all this they forgot to pack the cheese! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3585 The only step is to find a post-doc who isn't crying into a bowl of Ramen. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3586 Let's hack it into a cheese factory! 1.2247 0.04304 89 71 17 1
3587 Are you sure this is the pre-fab house kit we ordered? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3588 It’s a Sol LeWitt. 1.2247 0.01789 89 75 13 1
3589 George, stop complaining and help. Since the budget cuts, the lab says we have to build our own mazes if we want the cheese. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3590 What an a-mazing construction opportunity. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3591 Never read this stuff until you get stuck. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3592 Cutbacks. You get started on this. I'll start making the cheese. 1.2247 0.03484 89 71 18 0
3593 'The directions are pretty cheesy'. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3594 Now's our chance for creative immortality. Let's call ourselves The A-maze-ing Rats. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3595 Why should we build a maze? Let's think outside the box. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3596 I went to Ikea snack bar for cheese and..... 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3597 Which route do you prefer: red, fast; blue,easy or yellow,short? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3598 Why don't we just make a cheese machine? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3599 It may be annoying now, but you'll thank me when we are eating Swedish meatballs instead of Swiss cheese. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3600 I don’t know what you had to do ti get these secret plans, but itwas worth it. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3601 Nance – we're truly prisoners of our own design. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3602 Why do the instructions always seem like they’re written in a foreign language? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3603 Frankly, I think it reads better in Swedish. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3604 Damn these IKEA instructions! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3605 Now this is just demeaning. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3606 The heck with this. Let's fill it with cheese. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3607 If we make a mistake, we could be trapped. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3608 How many ways will they think of to give us their cancers? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3609 Will using this really help Junior get into Stanford? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3610 Thee easier we make it the smarter they will think we are. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3611 Why doesn't Ikea ever have written instructions? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3612 Snap! We've hit a wall. The directions are in Chinese. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3613 I assure you, it’ll be less confusing than finding a bathroom at the Met 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3614 How many trials do we get? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3615 Next you want me to put together those 17 cribs, right? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3616 I'm leaning towards open concept" 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3617 Something tells me we should make MULTIPLE copies of this.” 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3618 Didn't you ask for the instructions in braille... and where's George? 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
3619 The Lab Director couldn't understand the assembly instructions. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
3620 Thank goodness we're in the group that was given the "how to" instructions. NOT! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3621 It's a recipe for Swedish meatballs. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3622 Big enough to trap a human would be better. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3623 Now we have to make our own maze with this rat pack 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3624 The results are in the hands of the unpaid graduate assistants. We eat well with this over the years. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3625 Let’s forget the instructions and do a Mondrian. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3626 Let's make it a dead-end, you know like a comment on Brexit. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
3627 I thought you had the gene to figure this stuff out! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3628 I’ve never had to build one before. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
3629 They say the Ikea instructions are easy enough for cavemen - and show me the mouse that can't outsmart a caveman. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
3630 Can't we just eat the cheese? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3631 We're going to need a dictionary. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3632 “When you’re done you can start on the exercise wheel...” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3633 Let's hide those screws, they're building a better mousetrap. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3634 Of course I can't read Swedish. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3635 Another species succumbs to the Ikea affect 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3636 Do you think we'll need to acknowledge funding from Ikea in our research paper? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3637 It worse than you think. Not only did the company cut back R&D's human staff, they eliminated our cheese budget. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3638 I can’t stop thinking about those Swedish crumb-balls. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3639 The sacrifices of the revolution were not in vain, comrade; the arc of the universe still bends towards justice. Now we alone are the masters of destiny. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3640 I've seen humans go crazy trying to solve this riddle. Surely the secret of cheese lies in these strange symbols. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3641 Have you ever gotten lost? Look at these plans! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3642 The last thing one needs is another maze. But I can smell it’s a real deal! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3643 Let's leave off a few; it will save us time now and later. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3644 Hm, this doesn't resemble a barn at all. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3645 Just be grateful it's not a better mousetrap. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3646 Well, the world ws created in seven days--we should at least be able to match that. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3647 DIY is cool, and you know I love meatballs, but why uphold this system we could overthrow entirely 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3648 I told you the Swedish can't design a good maze. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3649 ikea 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3650 Let's just call it a day and play them some Mozart! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3651 You said it came with cheese included. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3652 It was on special at IKEA. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3653 The seller assured me that this is the rodent model of the Trump Wall! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3654 For once I'd like them to build a better mousetrap! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3655 Why did you have to order this from Ikea? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3656 Ikea calls it "Mousen Maze", but I'm going to call it "home". 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3657 Live out side the box. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3658 Do you know Swedish? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3659 Can’t we just eat them? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3660 What now? It’s not in mouse language 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3661 No, you go back to the store for the missing cheese. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3662 If we study these plans for the maze we can beat the others to the prize 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3663 The president stated this will be the next White House... 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3664 The last one was too easy. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3665 Mexico helped build it. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3666 We have to leave Sweden! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3667 It won’t matter. There are always some leftover pieces. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3668 I told you we shouldn’t have bought it at Ikea. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3669 I don’t understand the instructions! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3670 It's a habitrail for humans 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3671 This is the last time I order a maze from Ikea. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3672 Damn, I hate IKEA! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3673 I'm going with Scandinavian Design. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3674 You can’t read either, huh? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3675 This seems like a lot of work to keep our cheese cravings in check. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3676 There's lots of variations, but the cheese is always in the left corner. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3677 All this just to get a piece of cheese? 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3678 I just find the aroma of Swedish meatballs a distraction. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3679 It looked a lot bigger with the cheese in the picture. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3680 It's the perfect startup. We're our own beta testers. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3681 Just as I thought, "Cheese not included". 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3682 It means the lingonberry bait isn’t included. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3683 You need a degree from Mouse Institute of Technology to follow these instructions. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3684 this IKEA stuff is tough 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3685 Not only does the Irrgång give us brain-stimulating challenges, but it also can hold our entire media collection. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3686 Ok, you go left, I will go left-to-center. Let's see who wins! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3687 The study said building furniture together can strengthen a relationship, in mice. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3688 Nipsey, I have found all the secrets to building a better one! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3689 I was born in Sweden 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3690 I could go for a Swedish meatball right about now. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3691 My agent didn't tell you? I just run em. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3692 Better give IKEA a call. 1.2143 0.04959 84 70 11 3
3693 Let's take the tube to Piccadilly Circus like the lab rats. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3694 So if we build it, will the cheese come? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3695 First IKEA, now this! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3696 What do you mean? Ikea always has arrows on the floor! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3697 The cheese packets are sold separately. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3698 You would have to insist on shopping at IKEA. 1.2143 0.04660 84 69 13 2
3699 I don't know how to use a screwdriver. Do you? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3700 Why do they always insist on writing these things in English? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3701 Mazel Tov. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3702 Fuck it. Let's just eat the horsemeat meatballs that came with it. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3703 Not to bad considering you ate the last ten pages of the instructions! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3704 Cut to the chase - where does the cheese go? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3705 Hey Clarence, they forgot the cheese. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3706 Ikea lot of cheese in our future. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3707 Oh, No! It's an IKEA maze. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3708 Hey...wait a minute..isn’t IKEA Swedish for mousetrap? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3709 'IKEA - Swedish for Common Sense' 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3710 But where do we put the cheese? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3711 We’re supposed to build a better mousetrap? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3712 Getting through the maze is easy. Understanding the assembly instructions is the real challenge. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3713 I don’t think we should follow these directions. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3714 IKEA does mazes, too?! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3715 It didn't look like this at IKEA 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3716 I thought it came fully assembled. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3717 Building a better mouse trap has to be sabotaged 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3718 I say we don't assemble the maze, & then finding the cheese will be way easier. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3719 Come to think of it, we should just serve the crackers with a little cucumber dip, instead. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3720 We are missing two screws and a block of cheese... 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3721 Damn. It says right here, "Cheese not included". 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3722 No, the plans say to build the maze before we go get the cheese. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3723 These mazes get more challenging every time. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3724 I have an idea, lets leave out the walls, it'll be easier to find the cheese! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3725 Sad that they never provide instructions on how to chew on them properly! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3726 I thought I told you...stop getting the mazes from IKEA! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3727 you do know after we built it IKEA will dissect our brains? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3728 I told you nothing good came from human stores. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3729 It goes against everything we were ever taught, but what do you think about ... open concept? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3730 Calm down. We just need to put into perspective. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3731 Can we skip this part and just go to the cheese? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3732 Ikea states it can be assembled in five hours...if you understand Latviešu valoda. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3733 Mazes-schmazes. I'm thinking three bedrooms, two baths, walk-in closet, hardwood floors, central heat and air. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3734 I ordered this gopher trap from Amazon. Let's put it together and see if we can trap any gophers! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3735 As if the gig economy isn’t already a maze, now we need to build our own. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3736 Let's try YouTube. These IKEA directions are impossible. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3737 Do we need the Philips head or the other kind? See, that’s why we never finish these things. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3738 Looks like IKEA recycled its floor plan for the maze instructions. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3739 It's in Spanish and there is no one left to traduce esta maldita cosa. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3740 It's called the irrgång gömdost. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3741 Wow. This may turn out to be amazing. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3742 Ummm...wait a minute. I don’t see any cheese. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3743 Well, better not count on compté. 1.2143 0.03814 84 69 14 1
3744 bit of more than we could chew 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3745 I'm glad that "Build a better mousetrap" idea is written in Japanese. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3746 The IKEA guy said we could do it in a flash. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3747 Batteries not included either. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3748 Whad'ya mean there wasn't any cheese in the box when you opened it? 1.2143 0.04959 84 70 11 3
3749 It says there's supposed to be a piece of cheese in here, but I'm not seeing it. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3750 When we were told to solve the maze I didn’t think they meant to actually put it together 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3751 At least the cheeseballs were good. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3752 If we can get thru the IKEA instruction maze, the real one should be easy 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3753 Yeah, but those meatballs were delicious. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3754 I came in for their famous cheese, how about you? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3755 Looks like it'll be easier to just wait and find the cheese the old fashioned way. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3756 They left out a piece: the cheese. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3757 I'm TaskMouse, you need TaskRabbit 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3758 Well, whose idea was it to get this thing from IKEA? 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3759 There's always one piece missing, why does it have to be the cheese!? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3760 I'm completely lost in these directions. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3761 Cheese is missing; typical IKEA. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3762 Oh great, it's in Swedish. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3763 Another maze. I'm not wasting my time for anything less than Brie. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3764 I think I am ready for an open concept. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3765 It's a new test for genius level intelligence. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3766 Ikea is the worst grocery shop ever! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3767 Great. The directions are in Chinese. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3768 I got the plans from that guy selling college admissions... 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3769 Wouldn't it be easier to do take-out? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3770 Is this in our job description? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3771 I told you, Ikea has everything! 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3772 They really call it 'Cheddarseekin'? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3773 If you think this is bad, just wait 'til we get to the roof. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3774 I don't think this is right they sent us the wrong maize 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3775 So this is how they plan to build a better mousetrap! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3776 I can’t understand these instructions, they’re all in Swedish 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3777 Wow, Cinderella’s dress was a piece of cake compared to this. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3778 I f we do this right, they'll be chasing their own tails and never find us. 1.2143 0.03418 84 68 16 0
3779 They're testing Adderall on me, and running the mazes got too boring. Now, do you see piece C2 anywhere? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3780 "Who cut the cheese? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3781 Don't complain. IKEA's new CEO is one of us. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3782 You couldn't spare two cheese cubes for the assembly service? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3783 IT'S BETTER FOR ENTERTAINING IF WE HAVE AN OPEN FLOOR PLAN 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3784 This is a real puzzle. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3785 I say we call Task Rabbit. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3786 Says here they are trying to build a better mouse trap 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3787 Don't you hate Mousekea? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3788 SWEDISH RHAPSODY or Norwegian Wood 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3789 Let's build a maze that's not too difficult to get out of. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3790 Listen, if you DON'T follow the instructions, we'll never find our way out ! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3791 As I see it, x=1(4999/5000)aN 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3792 Squeak squeak FJÄLLBO squeak. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3793 What a disappointment! "Cheese sold separately." 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3794 When you finish it, they reward you with cheese. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
3795 We're going to have to think outside of the box on this one. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3796 I warned you about IKEA. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3797 You fool! These instructions are in Swedish. Next time we are buying from Wall-Mart. They write in American! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3798 Let's put it together backwards! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3799 IKEA doesn’t include the cheese with its maze plans...bummer! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3800 The cinnamon rolls were really good, though. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3801 Let's make this easier on ourselves and not put up the walls at all. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3802 You should be able to put this together from memory, Larry. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3803 We really just went for the meatballs. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3804 It's not big enough. The humans can look over the side. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3805 Not sure if I trust these instructions there doesn’t appear to be a way out. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3806 I ate the cheese already, so we don't have to bother building the maze after all. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3807 If we build it they'll come 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3808 I think you've got a screw loose somewhere. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3809 Look for, "Button pushy fun yum." 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3810 I hate it when you don't get everything you need. I don't see anything here about opposable thumbs. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3811 Funding for science is down. Of course we have to build our own maize. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3812 I am not buying it from IKEA anymore. They always forget the cheese. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3813 There’s no place to put the cheese. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3814 The things a fellow has to do around here just to get a piece of lousy cheese! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3815 As your contractor, I’m gonna promise you the world, disappear for three weeks, only to return to build the maze of your dreams. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
3816 Bad news, it says ‘cheese not included.’ 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3817 Once we get in there, you're on your own 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3818 Shouldn't a maze also have an exit? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3819 They say just 5 seconds a day improves your intelligence 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3820 Why can't Sheldon just vandalize the mousetraps like the other kids? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3821 ...And when we build it, they will come... 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3822 Just sayin - we always end up with extra screws on Ikea projects! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3823 Don't worry, I've been to enough IKEA stores that I know how to put this together". 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
3824 It doesn't say anything about cheese. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3825 Don’t get me wrong, I am devoted to Cinderella. But I swore off IKEA furniture when they started selling mouse traps. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3826 *mouse noise* 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3827 I hate Ikea... 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3828 Boy we haven’t even started yet and I’m already lost 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3829 They want to see how long it takes us to get through this maze; then we can start on the bookshelf. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3830 It can't be too hard. I ran one in the psych lab. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3831 I am never buying anything from Ikea ever again. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3832 I think we're missing a piece of cheese 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3833 I don't get paid enough for this! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3834 The other team doesn't get instructions. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3835 You had to pick a bunk bed? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3836 My first free-lance instruction sheet for IKEA. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3837 This time I’m adding a panic room so that you can’t find the cheese. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3838 Remind me never to shop at IKEA again. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3839 Damn. "Food not included." 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3840 This is so not fair, having to put together our own traps, isn't that like planning your own funeral? Plus if we're smart enough to build it, why would we step in it! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3841 Ikea was your idea, not mine. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3842 Of course, if they expand their walk-in closet one more time, we’re going to have to move. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3843 a-MAZE-ing!! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3844 What's the Chinese word for "cheese"? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3845 It says 'Köttbullar Maskine'... I don't trust it 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3846 These plans are amazing! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3847 I think we need - a key ah 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3848 We’re missing the piece of cheese. 1.2073 0.04157 82 69 11 2
3849 So what’s the play? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3850 Cheese. We’re missing the cheese. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3851 I think they bought it at IKEA 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3852 The dog only got a bell." 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3853 I’m pretty sure we are missing the cheese. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3854 "Let's make it look really challenging and then we"ll eat much better" 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3855 Rats! Another Ikea maze. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3856 You know, you really don't need this thing to show me how smart you are. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3857 I don't want to do this either but keep your mind on the cheese. 1.2073 0.03355 82 67 15 0
3858 Ikea's amazing. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3859 I think we need opposable thumbs for the next steps 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3860 Wait a minute.... let's just go get the cheese and cut out the middle maze. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3861 They left something out. Should we make it Swiss or Gouda? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3862 Ok we're missing a screw for the cheese maze 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3863 It says here there's supposed to be cheese. I don't see any cheese in there do you? Fine, you look...and count the screws. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3864 I bought it from those cats at IKEA, man! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3865 Admit it -- between the two of us, I'm the more 'out-of-the-box thinker. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3866 But I just don't agree that an open floor plan is passe. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3867 I TOLD YOU IKEA NEVER SUPPLIES THE CHEESE 1.2073 0.04334 82 67 14 1
3868 If we stop right now, we'd be saving ourselves from more than one headache. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3869 Explain to me again why bother? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3870 ''Instead of having us go through the maze, they want us to build it.'' 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3871 Simple, my tail. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3872 It's a meatball dispenser. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3873 It's vegan: no cheese. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3874 It's a lot less expensive than joining a gym. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3875 When we get to the middle, is there a Swedish meatball? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3876 Just promise me, next time we're paying someone from IKEA to assemble it, ok? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3877 Don’t worry. They never finish these IKEA projects. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3878 I think we should form a committee to complete this renovation. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3879 Funding Cuts--preassembled costs extra 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3880 Let's just elope. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3881 <%#!! IKEA 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3882 it will be easy, we can do this, right? right? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3883 No, no, I let you do it last tine and we were lost for a week! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3884 If these are IKEA instructions, we’ll get lost before we even build the maze 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3885 We might have been seduced by the meatballs. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3886 I tell you,if we get this right we can get a slot on Shark Tank. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3887 First we need the OSHA safety course. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3888 Looks like we are in nutria territory - amazing!!!! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3889 Hey, it was your idea to nibble into an Ikea store. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3890 So, should we chew this up first? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3891 No, not alphabetical. I'm the PI so my name goes first. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3892 The IKEA guys said the easy part was putting it together since we’ve ran so many. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3893 I'm confused . go get the cat. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3894 If we just memorize the plans for this cheese maze, we'll eat like kings! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3895 Oh No! It says, 'Cheese not included'! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3896 How about some Swedish meatballs before we get lost in the maze project? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3897 Apparently, the infrastructure budget still hasn't been funded. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3898 Drats! The guy at Ikea told us it would be a breeze to put it together! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3899 Forget the process. Where’s the cheese? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3900 Ikea - where else would I go?" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3901 What next... build them a better mousetrap!?! 1.2073 0.05274 82 70 8 4
3902 I say we break for some meatballs. 1.2073 0.04157 82 69 11 2
3903 Let's ditch these instructions and stay with the open floor plan. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3904 Look, we can make life easy for ourselves or hard. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3905 'It's good that these instructions are in mice type.' 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3906 We see the bolts, but where are the nuts? I am hungry! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3907 I can't follow these directions. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3908 I’m telling you, IKEA labs was not the way to go. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3909 If we build it, the mice will come to the maze of our dreams. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3910 Don't be intimidated. The humans aren't that smart. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3911 Caption ? We don't need no stinkin' caption! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3912 It says here that we can build this thing faster than we can run it! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3913 I think it'll be a fun place. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3914 I hate this large print. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3915 Yes honey of course I could finish the directions, but I'm getting a funny-bad feeling about this 'present' from your friends parents. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3916 Let’s just eat the cheese and return the maze to Ikea. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3917 Everytime I try to build an IKEA-maze, there are parts missing. Let’s box it up and take it back. Again. Jon E —Truckee 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3918 Looks like we're missing the cheese. 1.2073 0.04668 82 68 12 2
3919 My fear is that if we complete this it will upset our work/life balance” 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3920 Who is this for? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3921 It doesn't come with the cheese! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3922 It's complex, but I added a bathroom. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3923 I never understand these IKEA assembly directions. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3924 You should be aware that if we are successful, it could lead to our demise. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3925 You sure you want to build a better mousetrap? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3926 It’s going to look great on my college application! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3927 We’ve got to stop shopping at IKEA! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3928 It’s amazing the things you can find at IKEA. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3929 We'd better make this bigger if we want a human to fit inside. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3930 Life was less boxed-in in our little hole 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3931 You'd think IKEA would take into consideration our lack of opposable thumbs. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3932 The really smart thing to do is grab the cheese and run! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3933 It's called "LABYRINT." And if we build it right, they'll give us meatballs. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3934 I'm telling you, those researchers are going to be truly amazed. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3935 Leave it to Ikea to build a better mousetrap 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3936 Sure, it looks easy. But how will they learn if we keep rescuing them? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3937 Do you understand Swedish by any chance? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3938 At least Scandinavian scientists recognize our real potential! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3939 Let them keep ordering from Ikea. Who cares! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3940 Simplicity and common sense should characterize planning and strategic direction. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3941 We build it, see...we break records, see...cheese and stud fees for life! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3942 Don’t give me that innocent look! It says right here, “Cheese, 1 each.” 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3943 I’ve heard you get Swedish fish as a reward if you solve this puzzle. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3944 There will be cheese in all the rooms 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3945 I feel like these directions are having us go around in circle. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3946 See, right here it says, “Cheese not included.” 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3947 No.We already called Ikea 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3948 Ya, you betcha! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3949 Doesn't matter how we put it together, we're still rats. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3950 We should've stopped solving the mazes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3951 I heard they are having funding issues. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3952 The scientists couldn’t figure this one out so now it’s up to us. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3953 We are going to make our own Ikea Store 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3954 Damn! It says maze cheese not included. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3955 Humans don't seem to understand that the shortest path to your goal is a straight line. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3956 Great plan, Genius! Did you miss the small print - "Cheese not included? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3957 It shouldn't take long to train the new lab assistant. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3958 These IKEA directions are for the birds. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3959 A maze with no cheese. What'll they think of next? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3960 Why don't we just build a Tiny House and call it a day...! 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3961 Since when did Ikea start making mazes? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3962 Remember, the more complicated we make it, the more cheese we can charge for cheat sheets. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3963 If you complete the maze you get Swedish meatballs. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3964 You'd think that Ikea's instructions would be in Ratish! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3965 Did you know the cheese was sold separately? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3966 You do realize that people can just reach past the whole maze part for the cheese, right? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3967 Ikea's looking for a better mousetrap. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3968 You and your damn Swedish meatballs. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3969 Did you get this from Mauskia? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3970 I was envisioning more of an open floor plan. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3971 When I said you were amazing, this is not what I meant... 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3972 Maze shmaze, let's go raid the pantry. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3973 And we're being timed for this task. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3974 Of course we could just eat the cheese, Stehpen. But where's the fun in that? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3975 Tell me, what exactly is a maze going to teach us. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3976 I guess Swedish mice understand these drawings. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3977 Beats me what this is about 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3978 What happened to the cheese, Eddie? 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
3979 You want to pass Psych 101, don't you? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3980 I always wanted to be a game designer! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3981 Hmm, I don't see the catch and release part in these directions. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3982 Screw it. Let's call "Opposable-Thumbs-R-Us." 1.2073 0.04668 82 68 12 2
3983 Make it easy, so even Post-Docs can get it. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3984 I’m thinking the brie room should open into a gouda gallery but I’m torn as to whether the master should have an en suite or a feta suite. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3985 Now Arnie, let's stick to the plan! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3986 I told you it was an awful idea to go to IKEA. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3987 Maybe it's easier if we leave it the way it is. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3988 We should have left after the Swedish meatballs. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3989 This doesn’t come with a roof. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3990 I knew I should've taken Swedish. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3991 Who the heck is Abraham Levitt? 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
3992 I feel like we’re making this harder than it needs to be 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3993 Are we men or mice? Let’s make a run for the cheese. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3994 I think we need the cat-alog. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3995 Look, it's not a better mousetrap! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3996 Ay,there's the rub, there is no cheese. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3997 Hey this looks like the floor plan for an IKEA store. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3998 "Cheez! These are the original drawings. Ain't it awful what our ancestors had to go through?" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3999 It ends with "A Job Well done is its own Reward" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4000 Let me help. I've put together lots of Ikea mazes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4001 Sorry, it only comes with Swedish cheese. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4002 Tom told me these Ikea instructions are complicated. 1.2073 0.04980 82 69 10 3
4003 All my instincts tell me to ignore this sheet of paper." 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4004 After we finish, we'll need to get informed consent from our subjects. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4005 Trust me, we will bond forever when this is done. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4006 When this maze is completed; we will get lost finding the cheese!" 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4007 Should Task-Rabbit this? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4008 I sang read Chinese, can you? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4009 It’s a TRAP! You can get in but there is no way out! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4010 First they tap us to help them solve mazes. Now this. Exploitation. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4011 I guess the Swedes opened a new lab here. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4012 According to this parts list we're missing the Big Cheese" 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4013 We saved a lot of cheese by getting this at IKEA. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4014 Says here that if we run this for 30 mins a day, we won't gain a single cheese pound. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4015 Great idea giving guests big discount for making their own bed, 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4016 I just remembered. We don't have thumbs. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4017 Should we call it Monopoly--or Monotony? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4018 I thought this would be a sexy first date. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4019 Wait, are you sure the cheese isn’t included . 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4020 And after we build The Better Mousetrap.... 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4021 Alright, Jean-Paul Sartre. I get it. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4022 It says that we build the house upside down, but it doesn't say how we flip it over. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4023 Mouse-Ikea always has a squeaky door! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4024 Do you see the räätscrew anywhere? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4025 Seriously, where is the cheese? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4026 Box contents: no cheese. We’re done. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4027 We need a flathead screwdriver to set up insanity. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4028 This is a mazing 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4029 To hell with building a maze -- we'll use this to break out of here. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4030 IKEA has taken all the fun out of it... 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4031 It says to build the sealed room from the inside. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4032 Not just for us! For our children and grandchildren. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4033 It’s too complicated already. 1.2025 0.03312 79 65 14 0
4034 I do it for the adventure, not for the cheese. 1.2025 0.03312 79 65 14 0
4035 Let's get TaskRabbit to tackle this. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4036 Another silly mousetrap entrepreneur. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4037 ...and then the idiot in the lab coat brings the cheese 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4038 I don't know where to begin. This manual reads like a labyrinth. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4039 The neighbors have a glass ceiling on theirs, should we get one too? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4040 Please tell me you didn't buy this maze in birch. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4041 Look we can either struggle with this or go on a pestilence bender. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4042 But before we start IKEA says the make sure everything is here! 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4043 How do you call this gym? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4044 Jeez...I don't know...I thought we agreed on an open concept floor plan! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4045 Let's build it so when we go in, they will think we're stupid. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4046 We should have just gotten the Swedish meatballs. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4047 And to think IKEA's founder didn't live to see this. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4048 Wait, the cheese isn't included? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4049 It's amazing how easy this is. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4050 I told you studying french was a mistake. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4051 Seems like a lot of work for the köttbullar treat." 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4052 The scientists called it "outsourcing." Yeah, I don't like it either, but f we build the maze, finding the cheese should be easy. 1.2025 0.04725 79 66 11 2
4053 Do you think we'll ever get through this? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4054 Let's build a wall! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4055 MICKY YOU HAVE TO ASSEMBLE IN SUCH A WAY 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4056 Two Summers at Ikea and you can't build this? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4057 Trust me, this is the next revolution in nesting. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4058 Are we missing a page? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4059 Did you eat the cheese already? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4060 I'm telling you Kevin.. it's a trap! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4061 Let's eschew the instructions. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4062 I found a maze while wandering the IKEA maze. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4063 What does " Complete Assembly Required" mean? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4064 When you suggested we play while the cat's away, I had something pretty different in mind. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4065 Drats! The cheese is missing. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4066 Last time was worse. They made us put together a mouse trap. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4067 Do you really think you can build a better mousetrap? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4068 When we finish the Mayze, should we do the Kaage or the Träppe? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4069 Do you think Ikea would put this together for us? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4070 Should we just call TaskMouse? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4071 The instructions say, “cheese not included.” Well, that’s disappointing. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4072 We should probably save these plans for later. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4073 Omg, no cheese, we’re screwed! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4074 Why does the picture show a mouse in the maze? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4075 I just went in for those meatballs. But on my way out, I found this neat little model of the store. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4076 Should we ignore the peel and stick tile ? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4077 These instructions are Swiss to me! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4078 I think we're screwed without the screwdriver. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4079 John, we need to talk about your loose screws. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4080 At the risk of getting caught in the trap of repeating myself: One mistake can be deadly. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4081 This is the last maze from IKEA I ever purchase. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4082 Wish we had these when we were part of the escape team the last time. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4083 Or we could just go and get a cheeseburger. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4084 We're missing a part. Where the heck is the cheese? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4085 What? No, this is totally different. It's a 'mus labyrint' accent piece. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4086 The real challenge is finding somewhere to put the cheese. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4087 I hate these IKEA instructions. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4088 It says the cheese isn't included 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4089 The nice thing about Ikea instructions is that pictures make it easy. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4090 These plans seem pretty easy to follow. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4091 Jokes on them... I already ate the cheese! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4092 So the good news is that it’s not a better mousetrap! 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4093 It says there's a deconstructed cheese sandwich in there someplace. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4094 You got this maze from IKEA,right? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4095 They don’t make ‘em like they used to. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4096 Don't tell me you already ate the cheese. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4097 What possessed you to buy this at IKEA? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4098 Do you think Ikea tells the humans we can finish any of these in less than an hour? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4099 Before you begin, it says to count the pieces. Rats! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4100 There must be an easier way to get some cheese. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4101 I can almost taste the cheese already! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4102 I’m thinking an open plan for better flow. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4103 I told you we should've paid extra for the Ikea mazemaster, Gerald. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4104 It was easier before IKEA took over these experiments. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4105 But look at it this way - when we're done, we'll be the fastest solvers in the whole damn lab! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4106 Squeak, these are amazing plans. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4107 They can't figure it out, so they're leaving it to us. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4108 It's not even Christmas Eve. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4109 Maze is the new minimalism. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4110 Only Ikea could get us to build a better mousetrap 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4111 Yep, there's no way out - just the standard IKEA store plan. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4112 I don’t know, Harold. This flat-pack home looks a lot like a trap to me. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4113 We got this...piece of cheese! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4114 Maybe if we could get the State Department to call a temporary truce, we could get the cat to help us with the roof? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4115 I'd prefer an open floor plan with a cheese centerpiece." 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4116 Self build maze from the Ikea Institute of Psychological Studies. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4117 A maze? I signed up for some maize! DIY must stand for Done In a Year! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4118 IKEA's instructions say, "Cheese not included." 1.2000 0.04673 80 67 11 2
4119 I told you cheese wasn't included. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4120 You'd have to be a scientist to understand this. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4121 Darn, the assembly instructions aren’t written in Mouse. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4122 Is the cheese included? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4123 I'm not good at following instructions, but I'm good at following my heart. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4124 John Wick 4: Sex Dungeon 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4125 Yes, we build this for the Minotaur. Now stop asking questions. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4126 Go to Ikea you said, yikes.. this ain't the only thing with a screw loose! 1.2000 0.04321 80 66 13 1
4127 Yes, Ikea. Next time you apply for the grant. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4128 The instructions are in IKEA. We’re good. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4129 I hear the other mice's maze just electrocutes them." "Jealous. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4130 IKEA is truly diabolical. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4131 We're missing two screws and the cheese. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4132 One more thing: don’t get lost in your work. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4133 It's the wrong one..We'll have to send it back to IKEA... 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4134 Tell me the truth. You ate the cheese. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4135 With the funding cuts Ikea is all they could afford 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4136 Eeny meeny miny moe... 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4137 You think there will be cheese at the end of the road? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4138 Do you remember our numbers from Primary School? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4139 Don’t build this! You’ll do a life sentence as a lab rat proving absolutely nothing. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4140 Remember, at noon, everyone will scurry toward the one exit. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4141 Ikea delivered it this morning, can you go find someone who reads Chinese? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4142 The peer review board has questions about the ethics of your study, Dr. Nibbblesworth. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4143 You just can't resist that IKEA furniture, can you? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4144 It could be worse, it could be a flatcat 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4145 If we can build this we’ll get Swedish meat balls. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4146 Why would such a klutz buy one of these from Ikea? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4147 Look Marvin! If we have to assemble this maize ourselves, let's at least make it easy as possible. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4148 Do we get extra cheddar for overtime? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4149 Don't tell me this is Ikea's better mouse trap, please! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4150 Maybe we should just get Chinese. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4151 Stop complaining! You were the one who wanted to get it from IKEA... 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4152 You're right. They left out the cheese. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4153 Jerry, you got to think outside the box. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4154 But why do we have to be the ones building a better mousetrap? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4155 It did say "some assembly required." 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4156 If our Swedish cousins can do it then so can we! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4157 You'd think we have some screws loose 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4158 Geez,where's the cheese? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4159 Why did you go to Ikea? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4160 How hard can this IKEA maze be? We have the instructions, the tools and all the parts. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4161 My God, I just figured out what we are building, its Ikea's idea of a Cheese Maze! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4162 Call IKEA and tell them the cheese is missing 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4163 Let's go Minimilist - Postmodernism is so yesterday" 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4164 Seriously? These instructions are for a better mouse trap. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4165 I really hope this doesn't put any tension in our relationship. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4166 You’re telling me that the cheese isn’t included? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4167 Run a maze, build a maze, so passe. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4168 I told you we should have just stopped for meatballs. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4169 It looks a little easier than the Skinner box. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4170 When all is said and done, these IKEA directions are harder to navigate than the maze itself. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4171 Solving equations on the blackboard isn’t enough for you? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4172 I'm not willing to eat less but I AM willing to exercise more. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4173 I told you not to make it look so easy running the maze! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4174 Yeah, but what if the scientist is lactose intolerant? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4175 I liked it better when they came preassembled. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4176 We could just "accidentally" misplace these instructions. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4177 The instructions are unclear, if only we knew how to read 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4178 What would Pawlow do? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4179 Remember last time we had two pieces left over. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4180 Don't blame me. You're the one who said we had to go to IKEA. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4181 This will be amazing when it's done! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4182 Screw this job...where's the damn cheese? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4183 You said turn left! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4184 Let's go with the open floor plan; we can set up Jenga in one corner to help with team morale. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4185 Piece of cake. 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
4186 I heard these IKEA things are really tricky 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4187 Hey, let's make it a gigantic Mobius maze and send Professor Chesterfield through it! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4188 Well go back to Ikea and get them to give you the cheese! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4189 Do you think those Swedish meatballs were just a ruse?" 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4190 I said to buy the queens size maze, this is only a double. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4191 George, something doesn’t seem right.” “I put it together just like the picture. Those must be extra pieces. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4192 I think they're missing one key ingredient. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4193 What???..It says cheese not included! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4194 This can’t be the way to build a better mousetrap. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4195 Where'd you buy this?" "EEKIA. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4196 I'm a-mazed Dr. skinner let us have the instructions 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4197 We gotta get this right, since the humans kicked us out of the garage! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4198 Nobody took Mr. Sullivan seriously when he announced his plans to destroy the totality of existence. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4199 In my day there was no DIY mazes or Ikea. Just go for the cheese. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4200 I just realized it says “cheese not included”. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4201 I’ll meet you at ‘Returns’. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4202 Hurry up. I don't want to end up like that Algernon guy. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4203 This may be a vanguard achievement in AI. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4204 The instructions don't mention any cheese... 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4205 Husband: Let's start with the instructions Wife: That's amazing! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4206 Can Ikea really build a better mousetrap? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4207 I really hate getting things from Ikea 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4208 Yeah, but on the plus side, how many other research labs use Västerbotten cheese? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4209 These plans are really complicated. It could take us the rest of our lives to finish building this thing. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4210 I know it’s a little work, but I love the meatballs and cinnamon buns. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4211 I know it's suppose to be a maze, but I carried away watching "Property Brothers"..... 1.2000 0.04673 80 67 11 2
4212 Let's just do it so we're NOT like rats in a maze. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4213 I know you may not believe this but I only eat fish! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4214 We're gonna need funding. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4215 If only we were better readers. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4216 Figures... cheese not included. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4217 They say if you can get through the assembly instructions, the maze itself is a breeze. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4218 If you fall for one more of those self-help books, I think I will die 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4219 If we use a grid, we can get the cheese faster. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4220 Did we order​ a roof to keep the cat out? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4221 I told you we should’ve gone with “open concept” 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4222 Honestly, what kind of pea-brain wrote these stupid instructions? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4223 No dear, the Skitstövel instructions clearly state that it will o let take an hour. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4224 You know the saying, build a better mousetrap... 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4225 I think IKEA forgot the “finish” opening... 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4226 Amazing details! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4227 Don't you know that IKEA never provides a screwdriver? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4228 I told you we’d need the instructions. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4229 Well, have you got any better ideas for getting cheese in a hurry? 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4230 Could we build it to catch a cat? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4231 He assured me this one doesn't use glue... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4232 Time to build a better mousetrap! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4233 Looks like we have to go back to Ikea because the cheese is missing. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4234 The voice said to me, "If you build it, cheese will come." 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4235 And this is why we don't cheap out on assembly in transit 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4236 I'll be hungry after this. What're you in the mood to order - cosmetics or pharmaceuticals? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4237 My last job was at IKEA. Where were you? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4238 I was hoping for one of those new “open plan” spaces 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4239 I think they forgot to include the cheese. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4240 I think these directions are quite amazing. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4241 They forgot to give us the cheese to put at the end. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4242 I don't know about you, but I can't make heads or tails out of these maze instructions. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4243 Let’s do it! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4244 But it says "requires two people to assemble". 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4245 I think we’re missing the cheese. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4246 Maybe our Swedish cousins can figure this out? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4247 But I'm a mouse and this is a rat maze. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4248 This is the last time I’m buying one of these things from IKEA! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4249 Ok. We can make this trap work for us. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4250 What this world needs is a better mantrap. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4251 These instructions are impossible to understand! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4252 Give it back. I know this came with a third piece of cheese. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4253 Ugh, I hate ‘choose your own adventure’. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4254 Let's just return it and go look for some cheese. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4255 I guess they thought that just running a maze was too easy--now we have to build it too. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4256 I thought Ikea said it would be easy. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4257 We're Norway rats. We need Swedish rats to put this IKEA thing together. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4258 There's a place down the road fully built. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4259 It’ll be easier to get back out.” Frank Kracher, Asheville, N 1.2000 0.04321 80 66 13 1
4260 I like to read instructions, not just stare at pictures. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4261 Don't worrg, there's always pieces leftover... 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4262 Why they name it Minocat? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4263 I'm not saying I don't appreciate the vote of confidence. But we should also be getting more cheese. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4264 You’ll see - the final product will truly amaze you! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4265 Easy peasy piece of cheesy 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4266 Remember when it just FELT like we all ran the same rat race? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4267 Listen, we got to be careful, the last time I assemble something I had to install it. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4268 I got this at Ikea 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4269 Dang, the directions are in human! 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4270 What if we just keep the cheese in the refrigerator? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4271 Since when? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4272 Skip the instructions and let's build a cat and mouse game. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4273 Oh No! It’s in Swedish. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4274 Let's make it easy. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4275 These instructions are so complicated you'd think we were assembling a maze. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4276 Let's build a labyrinth. What's a labyrinth? Wait and see. I studied Labyrinths in college. You will be amazed how quickly their cat Bumper will walk right into the trap. And then the kitchen is ours. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4277 If you build it, they will come and give you cheese. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4278 Alright, they’re on to us with this one... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4279 I swear to god, the commercial said, "Cheese Included" 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4280 Sorry, I was just an au pair. My Swedish is pretty rusty. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4281 As if IKEA's assembling instructions are not enough! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4282 Solid construction will help prevent a CAT-astrophe. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4283 These instructions are really puzzling, I'm amazed you can understand them 1.2000 0.04134 80 68 10 2
4284 Does it really make sense for IKEA to do cancer research? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4285 It's a flat-pack for the rat-pack 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4286 I thought it was supposed to come with two cheeses? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4287 I knew we sould have leased a furnished apartment. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4288 Shall we make it a maze or a trap? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4289 Don't worry, when it's finished it'll be a-mazing. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4290 It says here, "Miniature Humans Not Included". 1.2000 0.04134 80 68 10 2
4291 This is a lot of work for no good reason. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4292 It says “Some Assembly Required.” 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4293 I told you we should not have gone to Ikea. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4294 This is going to be the best cat trap ever! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4295 Damn there's one screw missing 1.2000 0.04321 80 66 13 1
4296 Maybe it's just me, but I'm pretty sure they're trying to get us to build a better mouse trap. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4297 Okay honey, the instructions say to 'confuse yourself' with this take-home maze." "Did you dig into our swiss account for this, Tod?" "It only cost a little cheddar, should be fine." "I'm leaving you. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4298 Oh, I know what's missing...the cheese. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4299 I think the test is to throw out the instructions. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4300 If we can get this thing put together it will be totally amazing! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4301 We've been gypped! The fine print says "Cheese not included." 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4302 Who told you that building a better mousetrap would be in our best interest? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4303 Ikea sent us an Allen wrench instead of a Phillips screwdriver, so let's just use one of your incisors. You'll grow another one. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4304 If we build it, Swiss will come. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4305 No, they can get out of a maze. I’m building a cubicle. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4306 These instructions are impossible to follow, they're like a maze. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4307 I don't understand why they're marketing this as 'Better.' 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4308 If you build it, they will come. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4309 Oh boy! Home Depot is first on the list of "things-to-do." 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4310 Well, they say 'build a better mousetrap and the world will beat a path to your door,' but I have my doubts about this one. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4311 A-MAZ-ING! I can't wait to see humans get lost. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4312 Cheese not included? How are we supposed to smell our way across the maze? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4313 Maybe it would be easier if we right click. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4314 The next stage of the experiment is to build our own maze. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4315 That Swedish scientist never told me we'd be spending all our time together in the lab like this. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4316 There is no cheese at the end of this. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4317 Did you remember the passports? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4318 Someone said this would help me understand the phrase 'self-fulfilling prophecy 1.1948 0.04351 77 64 12 1
4319 I feel trapped in this relationship. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4320 Do you think she knows how crazy he is? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4321 The pictures say it all. Only humans need words. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4322 It must be a trick. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4323 No problem, toss the instructions, lets make a cheese factory! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4324 Sometimes I get lost in these directions. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4325 This week's counseling session is going to be a doozy 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4326 We gotta hurry. The day they find out we build these things they'll stop thinking we're smart. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4327 Oh my, we forgot the cheese!_Peter Moller, Bayside, New York 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4328 Cheese is included but batteries aren’t? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4329 I’m a-mazed,aren’t you a-mazed.us building our own maze .its simply amazing 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4330 I can't stand trying to read Ikea instructions! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4331 Why bother with a maze? We found each other! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4332 Maybe we should have asked for the Ikea Assembly Service? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4333 Swedish? That and opposable thumbs. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4334 I'm all for advancing scientific research, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4335 Master doesn’t like IKEA furniture. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4336 You got this at IKEA, didn't you? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4337 Let's not cut corners. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4338 Looks like a pretty basic pattern, think it will fool a GPS? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4339 It’s a build-your-own IKEA store. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4340 Isn’t this more than what we bargained for? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4341 Let’s just go back for some Swedish meatballs. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4342 The maze was just the warm-up. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4343 I could really go for some cheese while we're working on this." "You'll get your cheese at the end! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4344 Leaving aside there's no back door, there doesn't seem to be any place for us to store our cheese. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4345 No we can't return the maze since someone decided to eat the cheese. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4346 Let's move the cheese pantry to the back,- ah, HOME SWEET HOME! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4347 IKEA is the shit! 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
4348 By the time we construct the maze we’ll be late for lunch. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
4349 But if it's a conditional leaning experiment...we should stop! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4350 We'll have to put the human trap on hold. I forgot my tool belt. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4351 Let’s not even put the walls up. It’ll be so much easier to find the cheese! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4352 All this for some cheese? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4353 This plan is so amazing. Let's run with it. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4354 Even with the best guidance, we tend to create our own hell. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4355 No worries. The bigger, better mousetrap is still out there. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
4356 How would Mickey handle this? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
4357 I think they've figured out that we were stowaways on that flight from Stockholm! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4358 Cubicals or offices? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4359 You know I never follow the directions...how hard can it be?? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4360 Should we leave a note. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4361 Proceed. Herein is the Amontillado. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4362 You just make life harder than it has to be. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4363 I liked walking through a maze to find cheese much better than this! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4364 I got it at eekea. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4365 If we do this right, we'll be swimming in cheese! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4366 If we build a smart enough trap we can get big jobs at Ikea! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4367 Don’t rat me out, I need that cheese! 1.1892 0.04377 74 62 11 1
4368 This is for practice runs. Next week, we do it in the lab for cheese. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4369 If we get this finished by lunch, I'll split the cheese with you!!! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4370 Here's an idea, let's have a maze assembly party! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4371 The Swedes have gone too far now! 1.1892 0.04782 74 63 9 2
4372 My fault? I just wanted to go for the meatballs. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4373 Finally, the chance to build the place of our dreams. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4374 This is a gravely underfunded research design. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4375 We need to get this done before your mother gets here. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4376 You won't get lost without the directions. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4377 Don't you just love IKEA? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4378 You eat the stack on the left and I'll eat the stack on the right, and we'll see who throws up first! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4379 When they make it hard we make it easy 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4380 FIRST let’s decide where to put the Swedish meatballs. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4381 I'll need some Swiss Cheese before we get started. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4382 I was thinking more like a Ponzi scheme... 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4383 It’s tough but who wouldn’t worry to be the Ikea mascot? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4384 Turning every corner will be amazing. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4385 We can also watch it constructed on a video 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4386 Huwai could sort out our problem before the cat gets us 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4387 But where's the cheese to hide in the maze? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4388 Ok, perfect. Let's see if the white-coat variety can complete it. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4389 I thought it was supposed to come already assembled? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4390 The IKEA parts are too big for our door! 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4391 They might buy an Ingatorp or Rådviken if they don't find the Bästis they came for until the end. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4392 Is this how all Swedish research labs work? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4393 Well, I think it’s a nice touch letting us assemble it, even if the IKEA instructions are confusing. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4394 Let’s really mess with this guy, ok? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4395 Relax, it says nothing about being "better 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4396 Does this qualify as an out of the frying pan into the fire situation? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4397 Maybe we should call IKEA. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4398 This is not the kind of intelligence test I’m used to. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4399 Labyrinth? How should I know what a labyrinth is? D#$% these complicated instructions! 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4400 Hopefully this won't be as complex as that hedgerow maze from 'The Shining.' 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4401 The one time they’re not in Chinese. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4402 Oh Please, you're telling me . . . you ate the cheese? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4403 The instructions are skipping steps. No words, just pictures. Where's the 'how to'? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4404 How are we going to navigate this? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4405 It will be amazing if we put this together correctly. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4406 Oh, No! It says that the cheese is a separate purchase! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4407 It looks like we’re missing the cheese for the end of the maze. Do you have something to tell me? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4408 The budget cuts are so deep we have to build it ourselves, conduct the research, AND buy our own cheese. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4409 oh real fucking nice guys. you know we can't read, we're mice. now we have to figure this out by looking at the pictures, which will take forever, and i gotta drive my fucking kid to little league practice 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4410 If we build it will they come? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4411 This is a whole new kind of mousetrap. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4412 I know the plans call for a maze but I’m thinking open floor plan all the way. 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
4413 When did Ikea get into the co-op business? 1.1806 0.04774 72 62 8 2
4414 I told you we'd regret this modern doorway. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4415 The kit doesn’t come with cheese? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4416 I think we should just a get a running wheel instead. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4417 This is their specifications on how to build a better mouse trap! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4418 You sure this is a bunk bed? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4419 For that price, I assumed that the cheese was included. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4420 Some assembly required?" This laboratory rat profession has really gone downhill since I began 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4421 Catnip not included?!?! How are we supposed to lure Little Miss Munchies without any catnip? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4422 'And you thought it was funny when I said we should learn English' 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4423 That's the last time I'll pick the red cheese. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4424 Just don't let the cat out of the box. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4425 I thought IKEA assembly was supposed to be easy! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4426 Instead of going to Ikea you could have just bought some cheese. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4427 I've heard that we should keep this for reference in the future. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4428 I told you getting it from Ikea was too much work. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4429 I promise. This will amaze you! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4430 ...this is why I told you not to buy the maze set from IKEA! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4431 I'm aready lost, I can't understand these Ikea instructions. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4432 Do we really want to build a better mousetrap? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4433 I did it in 22 minutes: beat that! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4434 I must confess, I've always found Swedish music very soothing, but as far as Swedish furniture manufacturers, they're nothing more than a BUNCH of old stoners." 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4435 The do it yourself maze is the ultimate challenge. This IKEA version with just diagrams is king. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4436 These directions amaze me. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4437 He's building a mouse maze! Let's get out of here! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4438 Why don't we forget about this IKEA thing and just eat the cheese. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4439 You forgot the fricken cheese? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4440 Did you ever think it would be this hard to build a cheese grater? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4441 Just our luck to be sent to psych lab in Sweden. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4442 I’m not sure this is the jobs program our species needs. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4443 I can't read. Can you help me with this? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4444 I have an ikea. Let's send out for cheese instead. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4445 Did you already eat the cheese? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4446 I like Ikea's innovations. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4447 Wouldn’t it be smarter to skip this and go right for the cheese? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4448 Where did you put the nuts? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4449 It says "Top Secret." It's Trump's plan for a wall game. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4450 I'm nervous because the cat agreed to our union demands rather quickly. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4451 Let's just return it. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4452 Apparently, the psychology of us building our own maze is the experience of making it results in a sense of accomplishment, making us like it that much more, so we will be inclined to buy more mazes to assemble. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4453 Yeah, I know it is going to be hard to assemble, but the good news is this version doesn't include a trap. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4454 Remember, state that it was built in Vietnam! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4455 Say, I know - let's make this one really easy! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4456 This should be a snap. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4457 Ok, once we get it built, you do the freebie outside come on, and I sell the maps inside. Got it? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4458 A maze? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4459 It's much easier if leave it this way. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4460 Don't forget to include the small thermal exhaust port. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4461 I always leave a scent trail so we can find our way back 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4462 We’ll be the first lowly rodents to have built a solid future. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4463 Do you really think we can train them to give us treats with this? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4464 Assembling this people decoy-trap is so much more complicated than the promotional instructions indicated. Say cheese! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4465 At least the maze had cheese. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4466 I hate these IKEA mazes. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4467 Hey Nick, I doubt thinking OUTSIDE the box is going to magically teach us Swedish. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4468 I always thought these Ikea products were so cheesey. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4469 Who moved my cheese, my ass. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4470 There is no instruction on where the Cheese goes? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4471 You said there would be Swedish meatballs everywhere. "It'll be easy," you said. Now we're stuck in an IKEA forever. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4472 If we build it, will we leave? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4473 Somebody got lazy. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4474 I knew we should have picked up that 42-piece socket set. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4475 Great--but where's our cheese, genius? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4476 That’s a ratty job! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4477 Congratulations! We've run the maze in record time. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4478 We don't know Swedish... 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4479 How will we know if we're missing a piece? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4480 But honey, I didn’t ask for a power struggle I asked for a screwdriver”. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4481 These IKEA instructions are a-mazingly complicated. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4482 We could always ask the Norwegian rat in apartment 4-C. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4483 This time, let's make it easier to get the cheese. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4484 Impressive, Algernon. Now, how about we put this thing back together and just go through it like they asked us to? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4485 We forgot to order the food packets. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4486 What's the next goal? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4487 It's called a MOYCE-MAAZ 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4488 I thought this could be a fun date night and they advertised free cheese at the end of the night. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4489 We are building a maze, but of course a decorator would still be nice. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4490 This trap better be worth it. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4491 We have to get this right. The Joneses died of starvation when they couldn’t find the cheese. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4492 Build what and who will come? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4493 Are you sure this isn't analogous to figuring out how to get Trump reelected? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4494 xxxx IKEA 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4495 Why bother, you've already eaten the food reward... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4496 I poked it with a stick and took it apart, and these're the plans for our mid-century family room!" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4497 Self - determination. Life is what you make of it. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4498 We're one screw short. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4499 Imagine, Mussie, we’ll build a maze that only we know how to journey! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4500 So who exactly sold you this DIY kit? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4501 Ditch half the slats. They like it simple. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4502 It amazes me how complicated these instructions are! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4503 Is this part of the experiment, or is it yet another deterioration in our working conditions? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4504 Yeah, well now we also have to build the &#%¥ maze. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4505 I thought you said it came with the cheese included 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4506 Didn't someone say it comes with cheese? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4507 If we create the maze ourselves, they will be amazed at how fast we can run it! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4508 We not only have to put it together, we have to find cheese to put at the finish. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4509 This is the honors class. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4510 Did you move the cheese? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4511 Damn! Reward not included. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4512 You know Larry, it might have been easier just to call and exterminator. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4513 You didn't order an Ostblock? That's the cheese, Gary! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4514 Do you really think that spending half of our lives putting together this Ikea maze is worth it? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4515 In the fine print it says only one caution, the convivence It is like eating cheese in a trap, you get immediate "advantages", but in practice you are caught! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4516 We're just a couple of mice trying to build a better mousetrap. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4517 When they say, "Build a wall," we say, "Put a maze in it! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4518 Thinking above and beyond the box...how about a ziggurat? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4519 Wait we've got the wrong plan - this is a mousetrap! 1.1806 0.03869 72 60 12 0
4520 Insexnyckel...it must be Swedish for that metal thing. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4521 What did you think this was all about? Fun and games? I want a child. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4522 Here’s where we put the escape hatch. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4523 I'm against fancy-schmantzy wallboard fixes. Old newspapers still do the trick. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4524 but you said you didn't get it from Ikea.... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4525 Do you think we can build a better mouse trap? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4526 I have a feeling IKEA is overrated 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4527 This is in Swedish. We're Norway rats. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4528 Now we’re screwed we are missing one.... 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4529 Just because you were brought up in IKEA doesn't mean you don't need to follow the directions. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4530 Hey, at least this is more interesting than pulling the same lever all day long like they get the dogs to do. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4531 Let’s confuse those psychologists. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4532 Are you sure these instructions are for a mouse size Trump tower? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4533 The Swedish meatballs were great, weren’t they? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4534 Each time you enter, there'll be a new piece of cheese somewhere inside! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4535 How to build a better mouse trap. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4536 We have supply our own cheese as well. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4537 This is insider information.. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4538 Let's build a laberynth, that way we will know we are headed out and not have to eat their cheap peanut butter. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4539 If IKEA can’t even make a decent death trap, then I don’t know what to believe in anymore. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4540 Wait a minute....can you read this? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4541 That's the sound of the world not beating a path to your door. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4542 I know it's unfair dear, but the research grant clearly states that we have to build the maze ourselves. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4543 I understand the concept, but why are we building it 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4544 They might select us for the “one gets food and water and the other cocaine” experiment! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4545 Maybe I'm amazed at the way I really need you...to help me find a way. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4546 How about a little cheese before we get started? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4547 I'm starting to rethink the whole home-schooling idea 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4548 If Ikea would just write this in Mouse instead of these stupid pictographs. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4549 We can build a better one now that we know that “ost” is cheese in Swedish. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4550 The meese/ moosey boys hoho! Ha! WILL SURVIVE !!! The funniest thing I heard since hurricane Irma ha ho hee 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4551 Please tell me you're a transfer from Sweden. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4552 Now that we figured out how to get through the maze, what should we do with the rest of the morning 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4553 How the hell would I know? I'm a rat, for crying out loud! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4554 Listen, Pal: I never liked these games... 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4555 I hate trap testing, but it pays well. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4556 I'd only go to this much trouble for Swiss cheese. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4557 I felt I was just spinning my wheels at home, and an office job would give me a feeling of accomplishment. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4558 I say we screw the cubicles and build a no-walls office to facilitate open communication and collaboration. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4559 I know it's got the instructions in Mousese, it's on page 23! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4560 These directions can't be right. Why assemble a maze with no way out? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4561 We're testing them to see if they can find their keys. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4562 What do you mean there’s a problem with the escape room design? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4563 Wouldn’t you know it? They forgot to put in the cheese! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4564 Do we know anybody who can read Swedish? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4565 OK, that looks easy enough. But how do we get it through the hole? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4566 That's IKEA stuff!!! No human ever cracked the code! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4567 where's our keeper when we need him? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4568 These instructions are really Cheesy. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4569 Never mind observing lab rats, they should study us! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4570 If we don’t build it, they won’t come. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4571 Just pretend the Allen key is a wheel and we'll have this done in no time! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4572 It's about managing expectations. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4573 Your guess is as good as mine. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4574 Wow, we're thinking outside of the box! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4575 I must admit,I'm completely lost. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4576 Did you buy this at IKEA? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4577 It appears to be plans for a house but there's no rooms, just halls. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4578 The kids are going to love the new maze from Ikea! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4579 I got it from IKEA. We should be able to put it together in a snap! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4580 Do you have the 800 number for IKEA? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4581 Let's get outta here. Meet me at the corner of 34th and 7th. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4582 It says right here Cheese NOT Included...next time read the fine print before you order! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4583 The research is being funded by Ikea. Why do you ask? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4584 Now that we got out let's go to Disney World and visit Uncle Mickey. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4585 I'm afraid it's our destiny. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4586 Once you get into it, you're trapped. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4587 We just need to take our time. It’s not a race! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4588 Ikea Mouse: Now don't forget to drag home these other parts on your next trip back from Ikea. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4589 IKEA for MICE 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4590 I thought you were going for more of an open concept. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4591 You go first! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4592 This is way too complicated. Let's get that guy in the white coat to build it for us. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4593 You set it up, I will run it. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4594 This is the maze of madness. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4595 What's an allen wrench? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4596 We need cubicles from which it is difficult to leave. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4597 This is going to be amazingly easy to remember. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4598 ...and he’ll never be able to walk on two feet again 1.1806 0.03607 72 62 9 1
4599 These instructions are amazing! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4600 Now’s our chance to get them running around in circles 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4601 Feng shui with some assembly required - go figure. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4602 Would you be a dear and grab that piece of cheese off the trap so we can finish this thing. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4603 This is a lot of work to save a little cheese 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4604 I heard project funding was cut. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4605 So, you’re just as good as a rabbit? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4606 Trust me. Once we build a house for humans we'll have all the food we want. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4607 I told you the Ikea instructions were not in mouse language. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4608 You always expect there’s going to be one piece missing. Why did it have to be the cheese? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4609 I would have preferred doing Sudoku! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4610 Do we really want to do this? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4611 I hear those Swedish rats are really smart. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4612 Naturally they expect us to build a better mousetrap. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4613 How are we supposed to contact IKEA about the missing piece? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4614 I say we wait til they deliver the cheese. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4615 Their design is a maze to me 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4616 You wanna grab lunch after this? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4617 “Amazon thinks of everything!” 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4618 All the parts are here, except for the cheese. The hell with it! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4619 Can we skip to the step with the cheese? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4620 Let's cut the cheese" 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4621 What's the point if there's no cheese? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4622 I have a degree in civic engineering, but I still can't understand these damn instructions. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4623 'what did you expect from someone with opposable thumbs?' or 'the ad didn't say anything about opposable thumbs' 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4624 I prefer the Labb Mus Labyrint model 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4625 The instructions for assembly are very clear except for who puts the piece of cheese at the end of the maze. 1.1806 0.03869 72 60 12 0
4626 Where does the Cafeteria go? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4627 Let's not do it for less than $15 minimum wage. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4628 What if we're NOT amazed?! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4629 ...But where does the cheese go? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4630 I think these directions are in Swedish. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4631 Why the hurry? Let’s just knock this bad boy out on Christmas Eve! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4632 So, tell me again exactly why we’re building a better mousetrap? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4633 They expect us to do all the assembly? Don't they know we are mice. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4634 Ah this shall be fun! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4635 I never signed up to be Ikea's test rat 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4636 They sent the wrong directions, this says Ektorp. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4637 That psychologist won't be able to get through this one 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4638 I want to raise 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4639 It says meatballs not included. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4640 Can you try and find the hex wrench 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4641 I assumed a mouse hole would be round 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4642 And instead of cheese they put Swedish meatballs. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4643 What the hell !? It says "cheese sold separately" ! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4644 These things are always missing a screw. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4645 But then again, Swedish cheese isn't all that great. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4646 I say we call Mr. HandyMouse 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4647 They missed the step where we poop everywhere. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4648 I can only read and write code. We're screwed unless you can translate this. 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4649 there has to be an easier way to get some Manchego 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4650 Didn't you hear that the U is no longer getting "extra " funding? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4651 Before we start...Where is Sylvester? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4652 Thank you, No, it's not lost on me that this too is a metaphorical maze. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4653 There's no septic system! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4654 This is part of our new self esteem training. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4655 I told you these things don’t come with cheese! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4656 Is thinking outside the box anything like building inside it? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4657 When are you going to learn? No Ikea!! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4658 Here are the tools and materials for building your Cabinet, President Trump. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4659 I thought Ikea shipped it already built? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4660 I was sure the Irrgång came with cheese. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4661 Well, they’ve always said, ‘it’s rigged.’” 1.1806 0.03607 72 62 9 1
4662 Remember the good old days when you just had to find the cheese? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4663 Now for this human maze, we don't actually need an exit gate. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4664 You really think this is worth the effort? They don't even put cheese at the end for us when it's finished, just Swedish meatballs. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4665 Need I remind you that it was your idea to go to IKEA? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4666 by the way, I won't need any help with the cheese. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4667 How can the cheese not be included? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4668 We used to have so much fun at IKEA. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4669 On second thought, let's just take our chances on the mousetrap. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4670 Once we get this up and running, we'll all practice like crazy, and skew all their test results! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4671 We sell a surprising number to cats “ 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
4672 They're not making heads or tails out of these instructions 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4673 It says here cheese is just an optional accessory! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4674 Cheesewhiz, maybe we could get Switzerland to pay for these walls? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4675 No no no, let’s make it Manchego!! 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4676 It says we'll need more screws, a drill, and opposable thumbs. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4677 Some may disagree, but I feel I’ve gotten a lot out of biomedical research. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4678 It was much easier when all we had to do was find our way to the cheese. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4679 We have been ordered to fabricate a maze for humans. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4680 I told you to rush-deliver the cheese too so we’d know where to start! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4681 I'm lost. We'll never figure this out. 1.1806 0.04774 72 62 8 2
4682 I’m telling you, it’s a trap.” 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4683 I used a mouse on the computer to get this plan using Google. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4684 I say we go to Ikea and get our money back. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4685 Ikea, gotta love em! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4686 Assembling the thing is much more rewarding than the double-blind studies. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4687 Can we build the maze without compromising the scientific method? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4688 The world will beat a path to our door 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4689 Are you really sure you want to build a better mouse trap? 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4690 I just don't know where to end! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4691 I don't see anything about cheese in these instructions. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4692 This self assemble maze from IKEA is harder than it looks. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4693 First this, then on to a better mousetrap. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4694 What do you mean, 'The cheese isn't included'? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4695 So, according to the abstract, this one's all about getting people to ignore the pain of using the Allen key. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4696 Damned Ikea left out the most important part - the cheese! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4697 Why did you order the maze from Ikea? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4698 Fuck this. Let’s go get a drink. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4699 I ordered it from Ikea. How's your Dutch? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4700 I love bread, so let's get rod of the catcher in the rye. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4701 Show me a maze that isn't of our own making. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4702 Why'd you buy the one that says "no cheese included"? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4703 I say we just order some cheese. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4704 Let's just have the entrance and no exit. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4705 It's just amazing what Ikea has available! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4706 ‘’We forgot the cheese.’’ 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4707 I love being a consultant. How to build it better.....pfft. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4708 I think they left out the meatballs. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4709 What do you mean that we should start with the last step? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4710 I just really enjoy working with my hands, Y'know? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4711 Let's skip this IKEA construction project and go straight for the cheese. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4712 What do you mean our pad should have a desktop? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4713 I ordered it from an Amazon partner. Do you read Chinese? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4714 Once we put it together we can look for cheese. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4715 I still say this is too complicated for the kids. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4716 The Ikea store said "easy assembly" 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4717 We're going to build a better maze. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4718 I had no idea you had to put this thing together. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4719 If we build it, we will win! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4720 We will make it appear from the entrance to be a regulation variety, but the baseboards will be clear 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4721 Dammit. All I really wanted was some of those damned meatballs. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4722 This time the payoff is meatballs. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4723 This maze was purchased at IKEA. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4724 All this for a nibble of cheddar?!? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4725 I knew there was a catch to all that free cheese! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4726 Ikea, Ishmea, I can handle this. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4727 This could be the most rewarding thing we’ve ever done 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4728 You got these plans from a mouse, right? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4729 I’m already amazed. Is this the beginning or the end? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4730 Gotta love these IKEA mazes! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4731 These mazes are getting harder. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4732 Not worth the challenge? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4733 Just our luck! The instructions are in Swedish! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4734 With this combination of lefts and rights, we can prove The Wire was better than Game of Thrones. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4735 If we build it, he will come. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4736 I am never letting you loose in an Ikea again. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4737 What if we just make the walls out of cheese? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4738 The parts list says there should be a piece of cheese. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4739 Remember when we just had to push a button to earn the cheese? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4740 It's great!! They'll be looking all over for the numbers! :-)) 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4741 Tell me again why we're adding these walls. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4742 Okay, we stall for 2 months, then throw this " Better Mouse Trap " Project back to Research and Development and keep working on that stash of Gouda you found last week. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4743 Why do they insist on buying these things from Ikea? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4744 Now we've got this out we're halfway there! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4745 This is what I call downsizing in style! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4746 Why don't we skip this part and get straight to the cheese? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4747 Seriously? A diy kit! I am not a-mazed! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4748 It's from IKEA. It says "Opposable thumbs not included." 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4749 How quickly do you want to get to the cheese? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4750 I've never heard of a do-it-yourself infrastructure bill 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4751 Those researchers think they're so damn smart, and then they leave the plans out. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4752 The real maze are these damned Ikea directions. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4753 There is only one way in 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4754 The Swiss make things much more digestible. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4755 Gee, it doesn't taste like cheese 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4756 Do you remember who needs to sign our internship completion forms? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4757 Did you call the patent office? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4758 We’ve been getting a lot more cheese since we started gerrymandering. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4759 Yes, I know it's a spec maze for science, but I say we put in a hot tub and a sauna. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4760 Let’s just go and get some cheese. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4761 I hate these IKEA experiments 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4762 Humans have opposable thumbs and still complain about IKEA furniture? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4763 Oh, what a tangled web IKEA weaves when at first there is no cheese. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4764 It’s perfect. No caption needed. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4765 Well , who possesses the mechanical skill set now? Rodent power!! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4766 If you want the cheese you need to put in the hard work 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4767 I think we need to call the super. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4768 They left out the most important part - the cheese. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4769 Seriously??? You’ve never been in a maze before??? Well thank goodness for instructions!!! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4770 I wouldn't mind if there was cheese. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4771 These are just preliminary plans for the new IKEA. They'll keep adding kids' furniture loops until we can't find our way out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4772 When we’re done, the world will beat a path to our door. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4773 The mouse who tried my last maze figured it out right away. He was a CRISPR mouse 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4774 Felix said he’d help, but just keeps giving us the runaround. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4775 Tom, did you get the cheese? Tom? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4776 Crap, the door is supposed to be on the other side. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4777 I should have stayed in procurement. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4778 Once you start a project like this, it's impossible to get it finished. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4779 What's that phone # for IKEA assembly? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4780 Good grief. They sent the wrong item. This says assembly for mouse trap. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4781 Garfield just isn't funny anymore. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4782 "Heads, I build it. Tails, you test it." 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4783 I know it says Ikea on the box. But I've got no idea what it means. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4784 Do you see the cheese? I think they left it out. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4785 We are never going to be able to figure this out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4786 I don’t think there’s anything amazing about it at all. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4787 I still think a more open floor plan would better suit our lifestyle, Steven. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4788 Why bother? It says cheese not included. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4789 If anyone can figure this out, we’ve got it. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4790 It’s ridiculous to have to build these mazes ourselves after science funding was cut! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4791 I'm not sure what'll be more difficult... putting this together or finding out way out once we do. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4792 Ahhh-Mazing Plans 1.1739 0.03550 69 60 8 1
4793 Oh well, so much for building a better human trap. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4794 Spared from Purdue trials to work for IKEA is still a loss. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4795 I can't wait to get home and blog about this! 1.1739 0.02888 69 59 10 0
4796 Rats! I can't make any sense out of these Chinese mousetrap instructions. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4797 And we broke in to get a ticket to the show 'Cats' 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4798 If we build it, NIMH will come, With cheese! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4799 “I have always hated IKEA.” 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4800 I don’t like your idea of trying to build a better mousetrap. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4801 Let's break for some meatballs. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4802 They couldn't even include the cheese? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4803 Let's just forget it. This is ain't worth a lousy piece of cheese. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4804 Trust me, it's a better cheese trap! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4805 This is guaranteed to get you out of the maze or your money back. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4806 I am dying to put this together 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4807 If I could only show this to my sister 20 years ago and ruin her childhood. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4808 Did you remember the cheese?" 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4809 If we're gonna add navigation, I prefer Waze over Google Maps. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4810 Darn it, Mickey! These directions are for rats. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4811 Let's put the cheese prize at the very first turn! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4812 I thought we agreed on an open - concept style? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4813 Does your mouse work? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4814 I thought Brain was suppose to be our fore-rat? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4815 Honey, I know you love Ikea but.... 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4816 Should we take our time so the humans think they are smarter than us? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4817 We have to whatever it takes to get our boy into Harvard's crevices. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4818 With all this stuff, we can finally build a better mousetrap. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4819 It's in Chinese. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4820 Gosh, this looks a lot harder than assembling those Swedish Meatballs. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4821 How much cheese do we get for dismantling the maze? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4822 It says here that we'll need 2 people, but how do we use them? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4823 This is so simple a human could do it! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4824 Pigeon English...big surprise. The cocktails will get here any minute. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4825 If we can do this, we'll amaze ourselves! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4826 It will be amazing . 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4827 It was real cheap online, but the food pellets are sold separately. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4828 We'll need a porta-potty somewhere. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4829 I don't get it. Says 'Maze'. Where is the corn? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4830 I thought you were going to bring the cheese? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4831 I say we put in a time-out room. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4832 The only thing missing seems to be the cheese! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4833 Been there, done that. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4834 I think they bought this maze at IKEA. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4835 They say when you're all done there's cheese at the end of the tunnel. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4836 WE know how to build a better mousetrap! Plan fir a rear exit! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4837 I'd be amazed if this works out. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4838 I say we ignore the plans and make this as easy as possible. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4839 Introducing the 2019 IKEA mouse maze collection. 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
4840 The contractor walked off. He does modular, but only mazes; this is for a custom 3/2.with a wine cellar. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4841 What’s the Swedish word for cheese? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4842 In the job interview they'll ask what special skills I have. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4843 Screw it, there's no cheese anyways.. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4844 Where is the cheese? It says to call the company if any of the pieces are missing. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4845 It looks easier than getting out of the store. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4846 I’m sure one screw is at least missing 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4847 Kätproofen? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4848 While you ponder whether assembling our own maze seems like "cheating," please call your friend Sven and find us a screwdriver. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4849 I don't know about a maze...wouldn't a Skinner Box be easier? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4850 This would be a breeze if we had thumbs! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4851 I'm a-mazed WE have to do this. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4852 These instructions should have come with a pair of glasses. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4853 if we follow these plans, we'll be able to squeek right through. Carla Berman Sausalito 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4854 I see the maze and the grid, but where’s the cheese? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4855 I don't even like lingonberries. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4856 Why can’t they ever write these directions in Mouse? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4857 Would you call me a rat if I asked you to go to a movie this afternoon? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4858 Let them assemble their own rat race. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4859 After this, getting the cheese is a piece of cake. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4860 All that's missing is the cheese. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4861 Most important: The poison proof evacuation room 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4862 Do you want the cheese or not? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4863 I know it looks complicated, but I've heard the whole process is very rewarding. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4864 The guy in the cage next to me said something about the Ikea study. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4865 I only know their cheese. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4866 I hate these Swedish maze experiments. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4867 We are so domain dependant, it's a joke. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4868 Oh no! The layout's the same as their store's. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4869 You're father has been wanting shelves for his book series "Cheeses Of The World" but I fear he's in over is head on this one! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4870 Seriously? Pellets not included? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4871 I told you my Swedish was limited! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4872 Is that what they mean by "constructing" your own knowledge? 1.1739 0.02888 69 59 10 0
4873 'Run the maze in record time,' you said. Now look where it got us. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4874 Even we can get tired of a maze after a while. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4875 The rats will be delivered next week. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4876 Thinking outside the box isnt cool. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4877 Cheese alleys are not passe'. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4878 I'm already lost in the plans. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4879 It says it's supposed to come with a piece of cheese. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4880 This seems like an awful lot of work just for a piece of Velveeta. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4881 We lay this out right, food will be no problem. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4882 You said these guys are from Harvard? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4883 Do you think it's another test?" 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4884 What do you mean you forget how it goes together? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4885 The test is how quickly we can put up the partitions. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4886 `"We are the master makers of our fate." 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4887 I know you can’t read Bob, neither can I. That’s the beauty of pictorial instructions.” 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4888 Ok, you're Mickey and I'm Minnie . 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4889 We can make it easier if we use fewer screws. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4890 Let's see how well we do without looking at the assembly instructions. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4891 It says the cheese is sold separately. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4892 This is what they call some assembly required? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4893 A maze is the biggest purchase you'll ever make. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4894 I can't decide which will be sturdier: the maze materials or the box they came in. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4895 Then we paint it yellow and blue? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4896 No exit? That's going to be a problem. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4897 We need the IKEA video to do this. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4898 IKEA Spring Sale again. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4899 The kids are gonna love this one! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4900 Luckily, I studied Swedish in grad school. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4901 Jerry, I don’t give a crap about the cheese. We return this now and it’s Swedish meatballs forever. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4902 And you thought buying this at Ikea was confusing. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4903 Once we finish this trainer we're going to ace those lab tests. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4904 I think we should hack this into a loft space. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4905 Ever feel like you are trapped in a maze of your own creation? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4906 I believe the designer works for IKEA. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4907 The directions are in Swedish. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4908 Remember when only scientists could figure out the directions to put this together? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4909 Know how to read? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4910 Wouldn’t you know it? The parts inventory shows were missing the cheese. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4911 The construction crew said they're coming Monday so expect them Wednesday afternoon, none of them speak English, and they will blast their music till the cat cowers in fear in the closet. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4912 I say let’s just eat the instructions. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4913 They’re going to be a-mazes, 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4914 According to the instructions, everything should line up like swiss cheese. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4915 You can built it out however you like; It’s our top of the line shoebox 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4916 Damn Ikea instructions! Just look for part QJ. It looks like ... every other part! 1.1642 0.01504 67 59 8 0
4917 Life was simpler before genome editing. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4918 Ever hear the saying..If you build a better mousetrap the world will beat a path to your doorstep.?! Now read me the directions. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4919 HEY FRANKIE ... ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4920 I think they sent us to the Ikea lab. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4921 Why not just fill the pool with water and forego the angst of lab ratism? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4922 You wanted to go to Eek-ea, not me. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4923 Let's not build our way into a corner. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4924 Let's build a better mouse trap, whaddaya say? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4925 What do they expect us to do with all this? We're mice. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4926 " No, they like to make them in the maize." 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4927 I'd rather eat a hole in the wall before I put this thing together. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4928 I'm telling ya...with a little work and these directions..you'll be a-mazed !!! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4929 But do we really want to build a better mousetrap? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4930 Well okay, if you really feel this is your truth. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4931 These instructions should come with a spoiler alert. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4932 The instructions are always impossible to figure out. 1.1642 0.06236 67 60 3 4
4933 We have to build the maze first, but instead of cheese, we get a Swedish meatball! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4934 It's a present from that cute Swedish mouse i met in the lab the other day. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4935 Why do the directions have to be in Swedish? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4936 From IKEA? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4937 I think it’s perfect just the way it is. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4938 Oh no! It’s in Chinese. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4939 Don’t follow the blueprint and you will be considered “gifted” and your treat rewards will be tripled! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4940 See, I was right. They left out the cheese. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4941 No, it didn't come with the cheese, but the directions suggest Swedish meatballs. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4942 I can't read. Can you? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4943 You are to never go to Ikea again. 1.1642 0.03743 67 57 10 0
4944 Mouse Relationship Trap 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4945 This oughta give our brains a real workout. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4946 They threw a monkey wrench into the packet to throw us off. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4947 Who could ever find their way through these instructions? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4948 If we run ourselves a copy to memorize, they'll think we're the smartest lab rats they've ever acquired! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4949 Now, let’s get out of here before they build that better mousetrap. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4950 Even with instructions in all these languages, they never include mouse. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4951 Schrödinger’s Maze, you say? I'll help you assemble it, but I'll be damned if I'm going inside. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4952 No worries. I hear opposable thumbs are not an advantage. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4953 First of all, it’s just called “trap”. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4954 These are amazing directions! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4955 I'm hoping when we're in our 30's. We can shop at Pottery Barn. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4956 We could save some serious time and just make it easy. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4957 I promise you, it’s going to make really good cheese. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4958 If we had ‘Hamster Privilege’ we could have taken one of those expensive prep classes and this would be easy. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4959 Maybe we should wallpaper first. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4960 Why is it called Mausmazen? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4961 You know because the price is low, you somehow always manage to assume that assembling an Ikea product will be no big deal. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4962 ready, set...start he rat race! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4963 I don't know which is the harder challenge. These instructions are in Spanish. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4964 I warned you not to buy a maze from Ikea 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4965 I’ve heard of “build a better mousetrap” but this is ridiculous! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4966 Don't you just hate these IKEA directions? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4967 Do they expect us to assemble the cheese too? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4968 It says we have to find our own cheese. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4969 We mice may be smart, but this maze is just too much. Dammit, IKEA. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4970 The guy at the store said we'd be catching cheese in no time. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4971 But are you sure it will actually catch the cat? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4972 Since the EPA endorsed coal, all bets are off. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4973 What? No place for cheese? Barbarians!! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4974 'Cheese not included?' Then, really, what is the point of it all 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4975 Enough with that hole, let's build us a new life. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4976 The best laid plans of Mice and Meaningless lab work." 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4977 Oy vey. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4978 I'll be shocked if you can put this together correctly. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4979 Cheese sold separately? Rats! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4980 What if we tried a more open-plan design 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4981 Honestly, I think I'm doing this for myself as much as the kids. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4982 This is exhausting, how about a cheese break? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4983 I hope we at least get Gouda at the end 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4984 Looks like an easy one. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4985 The maze will be easier. I can't even read. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4986 I remember the days when we just had to find the cheese 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4987 There better be Swedish meatballs at the end of this... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4988 The map of the damned 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4989 Darn, no opposable thumbs. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4990 Let's screw up the experiment by pretending not to know there's no exit to this maze! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4991 No more furniture from Eekea! 1.1642 0.02688 67 58 9 0
4992 IKEA's new line 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4993 I'm not sure we have the memory, learning, or spatial skills for this. Any idea how we can test that? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4994 They got the maze from IKEA. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4995 Next time just order some Cheese. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
4996 Myself? I find the hardest part is building the maze. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
4997 Didn't I warn you about going to Ikea 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
4998 What's the deal with men asking for assembling directions? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
4999 c'mon where's your sense of humor? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5000 Thank goodness they included an Allen wrench. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5001 This is worse than Ikea furniture 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5002 If we follow the directions in Italian, will it lead to better cheese? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5003 Yeah, it's a mouse trap. We'll die of frustration if we try to assemble it. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5004 I can work an allen wrench, but not a screwdriver. No thumbs! 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5005 If we can build it, the rest will be easy. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5006 These damned instructions must have been translated from Chinese. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5007 That’s the last time I order from Ikea! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5008 We should have had Ikea put it together. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5009 I'm not working until I know what kind of cheese we're playing for? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5010 We got duped, this is a mouse trap. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5011 The one who concocted this contraption had to be a rat. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5012 it says “screw on until it makes a squick” “i would like for you to use my appropriate pronoun” 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5013 Who needs all these turns? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5014 Where do we go from here? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5015 They're slashing the budget. We're supposed to build this thing ourselves. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5016 Ikea? Really? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5017 I think your Ikea maze kit is missing a few screws. Just like you dear. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5018 Forget the cheese. Let's try a Mojito instead! 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5019 It says we have to supply our own cheese! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5020 You see any broads on the parts list? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5021 We're cat food if Mousebuilders Local 301 finds us using an Ikea Kit. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5022 The Allen wrench has proven the biggest obstacle for laboratory humans 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5023 They always forget the cheese. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5024 These lab finding cuts are getting ridiculous... 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5025 My interior decorator suggested a maze, but I was thinking more like a multimedia room. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5026 Ikea tests every couple. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5027 I think we should build the end first so we know where we come out? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5028 But the label said the cheese was included! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5029 Face it, even if we figure this out, we will still won't get any cheese. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5030 This is an amazing set of directions! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5031 These science funding cuts are getting ridiculous. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5032 Hey, what if we asked some New Yorker subscribers to caption us? Those mofos are competitive, you know? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5033 Not easy to build, but we have a map to get out. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5034 At least we get instructions for the first part. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5035 Your Instagram or mine? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5036 It feels weird starting something our grandchildren will help us finish. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5037 I would not settle for a drawer prior to inspecting the whole desk... 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5038 These tests sure ain't getting any easier, are they? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5039 It doesn’t even come with a piece of cheese. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5040 But Dr. Marcus reneged on that same promise of freedom after we built that wheel. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5041 We'll have to pay extra for the labyrinth. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5042 Now is not the time to regret buying this from IKEA 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5043 How do like that? 200 bucks and no cheese included. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5044 Relax, Daedalus. It’s for mice not Minotaurs. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5045 I warned you about "Some assembly required"! 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5046 Let's call Anna! 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
5047 These IKEA kit mazes always make me feel trapped. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5048 These instructions from Ikea all ways “a maze” me 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5049 Wait a minute; why do we have to build this maze? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5050 The cheese will taste better if we earn it. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5051 It's my Ikea maze and I know the secret short cut to the cheese room. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5052 I think we're missing a cheëse piece" 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5053 Who moved my Allen wrench? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5054 I hate it when they don’t give you all the parts! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5055 It’s an IKEA maze; we have to build it ourselves. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5056 Can you read Chinese 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5057 We get a piece of cheese when we finish it. 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
5058 Damn you Amazon...the blurb said "reward included". 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5059 I want a divorce. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5060 I still have problems understanding pidgin English from China. 1.1562 0.05326 64 58 3 3
5061 Spatial learning 2.0...bring on the cheese! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5062 I say to hell with this and let's just go back and eat meatballs! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5063 Some mouse house this is. Jerry can still pick us up like assorted candies in a box. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5064 The blueprints for our house suggest a maze, but I'd prefer more the "great room" approach. You? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5065 Fuck it ...it’s quitting time. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5066 What do you mean it didn't come with a map? 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
5067 If these science budget cuts go through, honey, we're going to have to be able to feed ourselves. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5068 Maybe we should have gotten the Flugenheimer. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5069 How do you spell IKEA? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5070 Trump never thought of this! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5071 Professor Bob got the idea after trying to find the flatpack for his new IKEA desk. 1.1562 0.03317 64 57 6 1
5072 Let’s build it. It’ll be amazing. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5073 Where is the kitchen in this drawing? 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
5074 Maybe we shouldn’t have chosen the blue pill. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5075 WTF? No cheese?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5076 Grandpa said crank out cheese an crackers and retire. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5077 The cheese had better be imported after all this. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5078 Do you squeak Swedish? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5079 Let's make a wall, instead. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5080 IKEA always ends up forgetting to send over the last few pieces! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5081 Cheese? Who said anything about cheese! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5082 Sure, it'll be a lot of work, but the food pellet at the finish is amazing. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5083 Running a maze is one thing. Building it is another. 1.1562 0.01575 64 57 7 0
5084 You're right. They forgot to include "1 bit 'o cheese". 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5085 I could have sworn the cheese was included. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5086 Do we call Task Rabbit? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5087 Maybe I'm a-MAZE-d at the way i really love you. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5088 Its because of cutbacks at the agency. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5089 Everyone must think we’re missing a few screws. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5090 Are you sure about this? Looks like a death trap. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5091 We should check the box again for the cheese. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5092 I hate it when they can’t figure this out for themselves. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5093 There's gotta be an app. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5094 Yeah, it looks complicated, but remember the fully-assembled photo shows a clean, modernist pad. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5095 Sal, where do you want the cheese to go? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5096 Well you have to hand it to IKEA for actually building a better mousetrap. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5097 All I know is we arn’t getting any cheese. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5098 Looks like Greek to me! 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
5099 Now that we finished the cheese, I say to hell with whole stupid project! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5100 I have a feeling the assembly of the Chismåz IS the test. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5101 These instructions are confusing- lets’s take 5 and go for a cheese break. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5102 Maybe Alzheimer's was more of a blessing than a curse. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5103 Just thinking out loud here. How’s about we put the cheese at the end of the maze? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5104 Damn IKEA! They left out the Ilquea joint. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5105 Are you sure it is a mouse friendly maze? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5106 I told you! We should have just grabbed something from Pottery Barn, but, no! You had to have the Irrgång! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5107 Being a mouse was easier before IKEA started selling mazes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5108 How fluent are you in hamster, gerbil, or rat? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5109 isn't a maze supposed to have two exits? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5110 It’s been like this ever since they started buying the mazes at IKEA. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5111 I have a sense that I shouldn't be as content as I am. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5112 This door is too big for cat 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5113 Ever since the research facility partnered with Ikea,each maze takes twice as long to complete and is a two mice job. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5114 Apparently the cheese isn't included. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5115 I'll build the darn walls but what do you have against open concept anyway? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5116 Figures. They forgot to include the cheese. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5117 The business analysts want me to make the most of the business process, but my business intelligence is still a ways off. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5118 IKEA, IKEA. With you, everything has to be IKEA! Now we’ll have to assemble and run it to find the missing piece. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5119 It's a do it yourself IKEA maze. 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
5120 Well, Stu, we’ve done all we could but there’s still no cheese. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5121 I don't know why anyone would say this is 'amazing.' 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5122 The bigheads in office call this downsizing. On this side, we call job done. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5123 I wanted Swiss cheese, not Swedish design. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5124 Maurice, why does everything have to be a competition with you?” Catherine Burgess Somerville, M 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5125 It violates code because thereis noexit. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5126 If we get this right,there's a piece of cheese at the end. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5127 This is supposed to be easier to assemble than the IKEA founder's coffin. Has he been buried yet? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5128 I'm trying to build a better mousetrap. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5129 It's not Rocket Science. They're just closing in on a better way to kill us! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5130 It Says I'll be "amaized" before I'm half way through. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5131 If he finds the cheese, sweetie, he's the one! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5132 Why are the instructions always written in Rat? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5133 Amazing! What will they come up with next? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5134 What did I yell ya? Don't go to IKEA! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5135 I can only read in Cheddar. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5136 You say it’s Swedish, it’s Greek to me 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5137 No foolin. There really IS cheese once the entire thing is assembled 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5138 Ok, wise guy, put it together! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5139 It says 'Peanuts not included.' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5140 See, we didn’t need to learn Swedish. We’ll use the pictures and earn those meatballs in no time. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5141 To win we just keep track of all our Gee’s and Haw’s! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5142 This is the hardest maze yet. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5143 This looks amazing. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
5144 Did you forget to pick up the "ost" box back at Ikea? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5145 Wait a minute, these instructions are in Swedish. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5146 No cheese what’s the point. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5147 What to you mean you forgot to bring the beer and pizza? How will we get any work done? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5148 You say these sare your best laid plans but I don't have a clue! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5149 Lets name our company Amaze Inc. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5150 If we build it, they will come ? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5151 Funny thing, I've never built one of these myself before. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5152 It beats being asked to build a better mousetrap. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5153 I told you not to buy it from IKEA! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5154 This is practically the Nobel prize of Swedish mazes! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5155 Was this set supposed to come with cheese? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5156 Build a better mousetrap, my ass 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5157 We'll show those "scientists" who the real boss is around here! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5158 It says, ‘For help with assembly contact taskmouse.com.’ 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5159 I told you not to order a mouse wheel from threeblindmice.com 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5160 Screw this, let's just go back to our old hole-in-the-wall. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5161 The docs said this was and EQ test, not an IQ test! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5162 It looks complicated, but we’ll squeak by” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5163 Designed in Sweden 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5164 Did you go to Ikea again? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5165 What does "Build a Better Mouse Trap mean? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5166 5 STEPS TO BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP "They never include the cheese." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5167 It's IKEA, so we both know what that means. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5168 So far so good. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5169 Okay, I've changed my mind: Whaddya say we make the new place open plan? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5170 Will this be a better mousetrap, or what!! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5171 Step 23: Eat the cheese 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5172 But it says here it comes with the cheese. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5173 How long will it take until they realize there’s no exit? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5174 Oscar, we're in luck! Swedish picture instructions! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5175 All I'm saying is,with this many rooms, we could get lost in there!" 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5176 We better have gotten a good deal on that cheese or I'm going to bite that human's ankles. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5177 Look at this way: we don't have to deal with zoning regulations which would be far more confusing 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5178 These mazes are really complicated to set up. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5179 How about no exit? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5180 Damn. We forgot the Köörbli cheese pack. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5181 I’m confused, I thought we were talking about corn. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5182 I'm sure it's made in China, but we can still use provolone instead of tofu as our reward. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5183 So, you’re telling me there was no cheese in the box? Bryan Mattimore Stamford, Ct Bmattimore@growth-Engine.com 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5184 The sooner we build it, the sooner they put the cheese inside 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5185 Does Ikea even have a help desk?! They forgot the cheese. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5186 I can't read Spanish or French! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5187 Ixnay feng shui, I see lots of walls and a cheese store. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5188 So who ever said these pre-fab mazes were that easy to build without youtube?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5189 I ask myself. Will this maze really make me happy? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5190 I think we're done. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5191 Is it tempting fate to call a TaskRabbit? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5192 So, I thought you were the maze bright rat 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5193 They can't expect us to build the better mousetrap for them. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5194 They said it was a cat box. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5195 Cheese and wine tonight, Thomas, I"m having a feline friend for supper tonight. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5196 I thought we had agreed-no more Ikea projects! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5197 Remember when we used to live at Ikea? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5198 Maybe you can, but it is stupid as we will never be able to get out. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5199 What an aMAZing opportunity! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5200 Careful with the Gracie Allen wrench--it's infectious. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5201 May I amaze you with an open floor plan? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5202 I can’t believe they bought a maze from Ikea 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5203 I preferred it when we just had to find the cheese. Damn gig economy. 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5204 He said he really wanted to test our intelligence! 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5205 Because of budget cuts, Dr. Tolman has to go to Ikea now." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5206 IKEA is going after the rodent market. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5207 Do you think it's safer to assemble from the rear to the front? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5208 We may be smart, but not this smart. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5209 do we know what kind of cheese it is? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5210 Let’s memorize the instructions to this IKEA maze before those haughty humans do so that we’ll ALWAYS know how to find the cheese!! 1.1475 0.03168 61 55 5 1
5211 Yea, those Swedish Meatballs definitely do not make up for this. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5212 I don't know if the fringe benefits are worth it anymore. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5213 Yeah, let’s just keep it a box, boxes are fun, right? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5214 We have to make the cheese, too. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5215 They haven’t set up the maze yet, but if there’s no cheese I’m not going in anyway. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5216 Sometimes it feels as if, whatever you buy, it ends up a maze. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5217 Did you get this from IKEA or IQEA? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5218 I say we just leave it as is. I hate Gjetost. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5219 I told you not to go to Ikea! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5220 He said it would be amazing 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5221 The humans will think they did it. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5222 It comes with everything except snacks. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5223 Admit it. The best part of all this will have been the Swedish meatballs. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5224 It doesn’t look like a house. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5225 Meatballs? Where is the cheese? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5226 The directions say this one comes with a safe space just in case anyone gets triggered!" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5227 Ugh. It's missing the cheese. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5228 I don't want to enter this competition 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5229 I know just how we can make ourselves look like geniuses. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5230 Remember the last time we bought something from Ikea? Let's not fight. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5231 If we finish on time, they won't make us run through it... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5232 Okay, but where does the cheese go? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5233 It can't be a "rat run" without a back door. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5234 The reward for finishing *this* maze is a sense of accomplishment. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5235 I thought it was something to eat. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5236 Don't look at me. You're the one who wanted to shop at IKEA! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5237 The ordering was easier. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5238 Going with a design-build firm would increase the resale value. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5239 Think of the cheese! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5240 Why don't we just skip to the cheese step? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5241 DIY. Amazing or what? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5242 It's supposed to be a better mouse trap. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5243 We better just call Mouskea. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5244 The market’s gotten so demanding. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5245 At least we got to try the new vegi-meatballs 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5246 I'm sure the humans will love this maze. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5247 Even the three blind mice could make it through this maze. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5248 What part of S.C.A.M.P.E.R. don't you understand? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5249 It's special wood from Europe, we just wait. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5250 Do we have to supply our own cheese? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5251 You must know the Swedes are not into cheese. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5252 I'll be amazed if we can figure this out... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5253 Yes, we can use this treasure map to lure them into our trap. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5254 We supply our own final cheese. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5255 I can't help myself. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5256 So I said, "Just because I can do one doesn't mean I can build one". 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5257 I don’t mind playing the maze game, but getting it from “IKEA”’ really makes it a challenge. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5258 Don’t look at me like that. It’s not my fault you’re too cheap to use white glove delivery. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5259 We should’ve paid extra for assembly. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5260 Or, we could just serve it on our new cheese board 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5261 It's worth it for the cheese at the end 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5262 Looks like a mazetrap to me. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
5263 This should teach Jerry Junior how to find his way through life... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5264 If you just build this mousetrap, she will come! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5265 Since we have to build it, we should get double the amount of cheese! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5266 I just don’t feel comfortable ordering a Task Rabbit. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5267 Let’s just eat the cheese and forget building a maze. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5268 For the last time, use the closet for relief, not the blueprints! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5269 The first time is always a matter of trial-and-error 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5270 You bought this at IKEA didn't you? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5271 These instructions are maze like 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5272 So solving it was not enough? We better get more than just cheese!! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5273 “I say the kids will just be lost, not ‘AMAZED!’” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5274 IKEA pays peanuts, not cheese. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5275 This is not Paul and Prue's typical Technical Challenge. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5276 Unfortunately, it's in one of the few languages i can't read. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5277 I told you this would happen if we ordered from Ikea. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5278 If we are clever enough, it could become our legacy for all time! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5279 I HATE IT WHEN I FINISH THESE PUT TOGETHER YOURSELF PROJECTS I ALWAYS HAVE LEFTOVER SCREWS !! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5280 Your're the architect,you figure it out" 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5281 I'm not sure how to proceed from here. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5282 They used to build the maze for us. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5283 It says "reward cheese not included" 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5284 I much prefer open concept living. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5285 I can't read Swedish. I have no thumbs. We're screwed. But on the upside, we won't get lost in there. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5286 Should we just tell them we run the U.N.? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5287 How hard can IKEA be? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5288 Once we assemble it, we can run around in it forever! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5289 Should we tell them there's no exit? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5290 I don’t understand Swedish. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5291 Should we run out now for the parts we know will be missing? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5292 Vermin, huh? We'll show them who's vermin. By the way, this will complete my bucket list. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5293 When the ad said , “Some assembly required”, it should’ve also mentioned the need for thumbs. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5294 I think we need to hire someone with opposable thumbs. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5295 It’s a Skarsta. Not worth the cheese. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5296 If we build a better "humantrap", will they beat a path to our home? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5297 We're screwed - the directions are in Danish 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5298 Those humans will have to pay for this wall! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5299 I didn't see any cheese when I unpacked it, either. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5300 Should we just call a taskhuman? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5301 This model came highly recommended by my Swedish friend. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5302 “Don't look at me like this. You wanted IKEA.“ 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5303 It really should not be up to us to build mouse traps. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5304 You can be sure this isn't from Ikea. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5305 They left out the flatpack cheese! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5306 I say let's forget the instructions and build a maze instead. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5307 Squeak, squeak, squeak. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5308 George,we can't: it says "keep out of the reach of children". 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5309 It's a new kind of puzzle from Ikea. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5310 I was thinking of calling it The Trump Maze. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5311 What do they think we are, a couple of Algernons? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5312 Screw it, let’s watch the YouTube video. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5313 The guy at IKEA said this is amazing. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5314 I understand the directions for the partitions, but where's the cheese? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5315 The same thing we do every night, Dinky... Try to build this maze. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5316 Who but us to make it better? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5317 Words would be helpful. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5318 Have you ever read the instructions before? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5319 According to this, the odds seem stacked against us. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5320 There must be an easier way to obtain cheese. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5321 Well, the good news is...by the second time we do this we'll be experts 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5322 Let's build a maze that even The Shining's Jack Torrance can't find his way out of 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5323 The real maze are the instructions! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5324 Of course it came with meatballs. Check out step 10. 1.1356 0.04809 59 54 3 2
5325 Once we get this together, there will be cheese! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5326 Trust me – you’ll be a-mazed! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5327 I’m building my own maze as part of a living art piece called “This is what I think of society, Dad.” 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5328 IKEA says it can be put together in less than an hour. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5329 Stop, this looks too familiar. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5330 Just not big enough for squirrels. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5331 tell me why we are building our own maze again 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5332 They forgot the cheese! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5333 I-K-E-A makes the very best.... mazes! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5334 The lab staff is on strike. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5335 Are we sure we aren't building a better..."m" word? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5336 According to this blueprint, the kitchen could​ be located on the left corner and back porch will be . . . 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5337 I told you, "No Ikea." 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5338 if we hold up teh ad for print they'll come out for sure 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5339 You know research funding is drying up when they give you an Ikea maze. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5340 I know someone at the Russian IKEA. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5341 Why do you always make things harder for yourself? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5342 WE GOT THE UPPER HAND ON THIS ONE 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5343 Damn Ikea directions 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5344 If this works out, I've got a new idea for a buggy whip. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5345 What do you mean, you don’t do IKEA? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5346 Since humans can't learn anything, wouldn't a trap be more useful than a maze? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5347 There has to be less expensive ways to get cheese. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5348 Let's make it simple enough so our owner could do it 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5349 I thought you were bringing the incentive. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5350 Getting into my bedroom is going to require some skill. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5351 This IKEA maze is cool. We can make it easy and come off as real smart. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5352 I am always amazed at the IKEA instructions! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5353 They wind it up, it plays a tune, and apparently I'm supposed to pop out of the top. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5354 You work on the maze and I'll work on the secret back door. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5355 This will a maze them! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5356 That's the last time we buy a kattfälla... 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5357 And IKEA said this was easy! NOT. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5358 wooden doors? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5359 If we play this right, we can co-opt the Skinner Box. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5360 We have to BUILD the maze! This must be either from IKEA or MIT, the Mouse Institute of Technology 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5361 Your talent is amazing! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5362 These IKEA mazes drive me nuts 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5363 How do they expect the average mouse to understand these IKEA instructions? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5364 I hope we can get through this! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5365 Honey, the last time we hired a TaskRabbit, he trampled the entire living room. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5366 Whose idea was it to go to Ikea, anyway? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5367 Swedish multinational introduces animal testing to trigger a decline in divorce rates. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5368 You assemble it , I’ll get the Västerbotten. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5369 What sneaky bastards! ISQUEAKA's "Two-Door Mouse Maze" kit is really ISQUEAKA's "One-Door Mouse Trap" kit 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5370 You've built a maze before, right? I don't think we need the directions. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5371 No, we have to send it back, the idiots forgot to pack the cheese. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5372 They don't believe in perfect mazes. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5373 I can't wait 'til we finish putting this together and can finally relax. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5374 This looks "rat" size to me - maybe we should check with dad. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5375 Let's put the treat at the start and build a wall around it. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5376 Needs no caption!! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5377 Next, they’ll ask US to build a better mouse trap. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5378 We saved money getting this at Ikea, but we don't have opposable thumbs. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5379 It's no use, Marvin.I can't These directions are all in Swedish and I can't make heads or tail out of them. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5380 So who does he think is going to build “wall?” 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5381 Once we construct the maze, the cheese will appear somewhere inside. Then all we need to do is find it. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5382 Were these instructions written by Sylvia Plath? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5383 Ikea funded the research! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5384 Once installed we only need a password. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5385 Rats, no Swedish Meatballs 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5386 It says all we need is a screw driver and some crazy glue... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5387 How is a mouse supposed to make sense of this? It's written in 'rat' 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5388 But we already found the cheese and ate it so why build it at all? It'll get me re-elected. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5389 It's not going to be the kitchen. We don't need a hole. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5390 Assembly of the Ostjakt maze is easy; it's the meatball reward I'm worried about. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5391 Don't worry... I've been conditioned to complete tasks with IKEA's signature Swedish meatballs. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5392 Let's see how fast the HUMANS find the cheese! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5393 So wait, are we rooting for, or against our species? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5394 Boy, I could really go for a grilled cheese sandwich right now! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5395 We're missing some cheese 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5396 This time, let's remember where we put the cheese." (submitted by Jon Tigar, the New Yorker subscriber's husband 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5397 What do you say we build this with no exit? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5398 I got it at Ikea, but it's missing a few parts. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5399 Remember when IKEA tested on humans? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5400 I'm pretty sure a maze is supposed to have an exit. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5401 I done with mazes. How about a condo? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5402 Did you bring lunch? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5403 This looks more complicated than I expected. Tell me again why we need a better mousetrap? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5404 I think it is called IKEA, one of those "Do It Yourself Places!" 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5405 It took three hours to buy it...IKEA is such a maze. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5406 Wait a sec. They are going to do WHAT after we build this? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5407 Okay, make sure to be careful. I don’t want you to lost while making. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5408 If we set up the cubicles correctly, no one will be able to get out for a three-cheese lunch. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5409 Look, I know you’re a perfectionist, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to be the one who built a better mousetrap. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5410 I think we built the perfect mousetrap. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5411 These Swedish researchers are so lazy. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5412 Okay, now all we need to do is put it back together exactly as it was except with a shortcut to where they leave the cheese. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5413 Something a bit more open concept may be better for entertaining. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5414 Building a maze is just an existential parody of the cat and mouse life that is our destiny. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5415 I thought we agreed open-plan this time, with no corridors? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5416 This time instead of following the instructions, let's build benches we can lounge on. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5417 Is this supposed to be the Mickey Mouse Club House? Because my name's not Mickey - my name is Jim. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5418 Louis Marx would have included better instructions! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5419 Warning: The assembly process might lead to the end of your relationship. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5420 I think they're messing with us. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5421 I was hoping that this marauder’s map would help us find some cheese, but all I see is "Voldemort". 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5422 This better not be another maze. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5423 If we do this right, the world will beat a path to our door! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5424 Okay, I'm lost. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5425 Build your own maze? Damn new contract. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5426 I think Low’s tastes better. I don’t know how we’ll get out of this one. What side you want to eat first. HR emailed we are the only one left. We should wait till the human leave. We can ask the cat? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5427 I guess IKEA figures if we can do it... 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5428 I didn't think this is what they meant when they said IKEA was a maze. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5429 We’re safe. It’s from IKEA. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5430 ...and the labyrinthine layout will be so disorienting that they'll shop on impulse, and so exhausting that they'll crave the cheap hot dogs we're pushing! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5431 Did you get any of their cheeseballs when you were there? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5432 Now don't be negative...this is suppose to be fun. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5433 Now, you start setting it up and I will be nibbling any possible failure. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5434 Why am I suddenly craving a nice Västerbottensost?! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5435 This is more complicated the finished product. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5436 Let’s send it back. They forgot to include the cheese 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5437 Or we could just hire a handyman and go to a cheese bar? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5438 These directions look like they were put together by a cat 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5439 We're in luck ... the guy setting this up gets paid to play with mice ... how smart can he be? 1.1356 0.04809 59 54 3 2
5440 Coquettish IKEA mice. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5441 Jeff! Did you eat the cheese? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5442 We get cheese if we do a good job. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5443 Do ya think this is a test? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5444 The new mouse house plans called for a cheese press by the entrance. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5445 'Flowers for Algernon' my ass. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5446 It says, cheeese not included. Then what’s the point of assembling it? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5447 After mastering the various mazes, my next challenge is to build one. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5448 Martha, do not start with me about the budget. If you remember correctly, I pitched an open maze plan. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5449 I want the cheese just as much as you do. I'm only suggesting we streamline the process. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5450 Where’s the wheel? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5451 I heard that families that own a house are 30% less likely to eat their own kids 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5452 I don't mind that so much, but those Swedish meatballs they've been rewarding us with lately are giving me indigestion. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5453 this motherfucking cat... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5454 They say we’ll get piece of cheese if we finish the maze. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5455 Is this so we can learn what to do when a part is missing? 1.1356 0.04158 59 53 5 1
5456 Okay, so, which one's "Instructions?" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5457 you build the infrastructure, and I'll sell to the highest scientist. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5458 Yeah, IKEA maze instructions are in Swedish, but the cheese will be pure Swiss. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5459 These are the best laid plans of mouse and mouse 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5460 If only we could read Swedish. Imagine what we could create! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5461 It says right here that once we have completed assembly, we will have our very own IKEA store and a perfect marriage. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5462 They forgot to send the human wrench! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5463 I think we should email task rabbit 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5464 Should we help prepare the cheese plate? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5465 I think we should see other people. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5466 That's the last time I order a maze from Ikea. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5467 Is this the standard experiment? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
5468 The spatial relationships really flow nicely. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5469 What luck! You memorize the first half and I'll memorize the second. Easy Cheesy!! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5470 Was it a mistake to eat the cheese? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
5471 It's amazing the cross training they expect. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
5472 These Ikea instructions are always tough! " 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5473 Looks amazingly simple, really. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
5474 We will market it as the longest and least expensive adventure they ever had. 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5475 A M A Z I NG: A Self-Reliance Workshop for Mice Too. " 1.1296 0.05938 54 49 3 2
5476 Honestly, I'm lost 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5477 Every Christmas it's the same damn thing, last minute rush to put these together and get 'em under the tree. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
5478 OK... can you read Swedish? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5479 Build a better mouse maze, and the world will beat a path to your door 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5480 Wow this Ikea Mouseholmen furniture is amazingly difficult 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5481 Professor Ikea? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5482 It's a mazing from Ikea 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5483 I say we should buy some SqueeKEA stock. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5484 Stick to the plan and it'll be amazing. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5485 I got it from ikea not like the last one from acme 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5486 Poor dumb humans will never figure out this one! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5487 Yes, I know we're trying to train them for the lab, but I still say it's too complicated for the kids. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5488 I hate Ikea. I don't care if the Snurgefurben pedestal bed was on clearance, it's not worth the aggravation trying to decipher these bloody instructions written by some idiotic Swedish meatball! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5489 IKEA instructions are the best, aren’t they?! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5490 The maze ends at a small portion of food. I recommend following the human home. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5491 If you find the cheese, squeak to let me know where you are -- and remember I'm your best friend. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5492 I don't like it and we can even save money if we get rid of the trap door. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5493 Where's this 'open floor plan' you promised me? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5494 How do I know what it says? I don't read Swedish. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5495 Ikea does build a better mouse snare. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5496 IKEA sucks! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5497 It has a certain je ne sais quoi the way it is. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5498 It comes with words and music, saying "Its a small world after all!" Sounds like a trap to me, Ellen 1.1250 0.04079 56 51 4 1
5499 I don’t know why the professor finds these Ikea instructions so difficult;they seem quite simple and straightforward to me. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5500 This breaks up some couples. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5501 They call it IKEA. Supposedly the reward is finishing it without killing each other. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5502 I got this kit from my therapist. She says it will make my fear of crawi dark wall channels go away 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5503 It used to be so simple..... just walk in the door and follow your nose. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5504 Oh crud, we forgot the cheese! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5505 Hey, do you remember those humans who kept cursing about something called IKEA? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5506 I can’t read (this). Where’s your phone? We can YouTube it. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5507 ‘“Analog really is making a comeback.” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5508 Having similar brain structures to humans, we ensure they can follow assembly directions for new products, such as this Mousmok. (Note: Umlauts not included.) 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5509 This maze trap should keep them busy for an hour or two. I'll open the fridge while you grab the cheese. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5510 I got it on sale at Ikea. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5511 Can you read Rat? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5512 You're really stepping up your game, Jerry. Tom won't stand a chance this time 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5513 It"s going to be a-mazing! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5514 Nobody gives you right instructions how to navigate the rat race. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5515 I swear...if it wasn’t for the Swedish meatballs...I wouldn’t scurry back there again. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5516 Do we have any tools called opposable thumbs? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5517 I always end up with an extra piece. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5518 Wait! These directions aren't written in mouse! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5519 Those Swedish Ikea mice are so full of Swiss Cheese. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5520 Damn! IKEA gave us the wrong instructions 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5521 Wait.....are you breaking up with me? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5522 Let’s just get some cheese and call the whole thing off. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5523 So that's what they meant by 'Ikea's downsizing". 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5524 The maze parts are all here--but where's the cheese? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5525 "That's what you get when you buy Ikea. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5526 Are we building a puzzle or reading one? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5527 Uh-oh...It's one of those Chinese tranlations into english. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5528 No, I'm not a racist, all I'm saying is if were blue I could read it. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5529 It is not a mouse trap. It is a new bedroom set. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5530 This floorplan is literally amazing. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5531 Let's just let the humans do it. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5532 Look, I’m no task rabbit. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5533 Forget ‘em then, let’s forge our own destiny. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5534 I keep telling you to get a cell phone.Maps are so three lifetimes ago. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5535 It says there’s supposed to be some cheese. Don’t tell me you ate it! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5536 This year's Nobel Prize is sponsored by Ikea. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5537 Wanna go get some tacos? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5538 Diagram, shmiagram! They're all cheese slabs! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5539 But in the long run.... Is this our best move? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5540 What do you think they are going to do to us? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5541 It claims to be a better rat maze. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5542 Don't forget to put extra cheese in the panic room. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5543 Hardware and tools? What happened to just nudging cheese? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5544 That's not helpful! Where's the cheese? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5545 It’s an IKEA maze and the instructions are in Swedish. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5546 We need to make sure it is big enough for our human. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5547 We're labyrinth rats - no one told us there would be mazes. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5548 At last they have asked the real experts how to build a better mousetrap. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5549 The sooner we get it put together, the sooner we get through this, O.K! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5550 Quick, when Felix's away . . . 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5551 Gotta hurry, Ariadne's coming over at 5:00. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5552 This time what we don’t spend on graduate students, we spend on.....cheese! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5553 It’s ok, they always send extra pieces. Trust me. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5554 I could really go for some meatballs and lingonberries right now. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5555 The salesperson at Ikea said that all you need is the Allen Screwdiver! Jeffrey Manly Toronto,On 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5556 I know you are a foodie, but are you sure Cacuicavallo Podolico is worth it?" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5557 If we add all the shortcuts, we can get to the cafe sooner. 1.1250 0.06274 56 52 1 3
5558 Let’s put our heads together and complete this project sometime this year. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5559 We saw what happened with the humans and Ikea, and yet here we are? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5560 I’m totally mazed with this construction. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5561 I can’t wait to assemble this thing and then go looking for the hidden cheese. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5562 IKEA is downsizing. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5563 I'm not sure what Ikea is either, but I hear they funded the research grant. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5564 Is it too early to think about appliances? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5565 How do like being an Ikea tester? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5566 Well, you’re the Whiz. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5567 I heard it's a relationship puzzle. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5568 Looks like the new budget cuts didn't have room for Ikea delivery and assembly services. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5569 I thought YOU loaded the cheese on the cart! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5570 Compared to these instructions, running the maze should be a piece of cheesecake. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5571 I'll be amazed if you assemble this without the diagram. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5572 Come on, Henry, this Baetr Mos Trop isn't going to assemble itself. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5573 To what end? I say the hell with it! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5574 It is from IKEA. Can you read Swedish? It appears to be a hell of a lot of work to hide some cheap cheese. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5575 They have finally agreed to give us Brie for our added duties. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5576 Well, why don't we just leave it like that and build the world's easiest maze? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5577 And this Walt fella told you it’s gonna be called Mickeyland? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5578 You didn't try their meatballs? That's my favorite part of going there. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5579 Any project that requires an Allen wrench makes me very, very nervous. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5580 With that kind of attitude we'll never make it through this maze. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
5581 I don't know how they got this Ikea maze past the IRB. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5582 How is it that we went to the store to buy coffee cups, and we ended up with this? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5583 But the advertisement said ‘Minimal assembly required.’ 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5584 So how big is this Mouse Minotaur? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5585 Taskrabbit? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5586 How complicated do we want to make this maze? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
5587 Keep it complicated, stupid. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5588 Let's no; I prefer the airy feeling. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5589 Perhaps we shouldn't have eaten the cheese first. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
5590 Sure, it'll be better if we build it, but I don't know that I want the world at my door. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5591 Assembly’s required! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5592 We will call it the Mystery Maze...... because other mice will find it a mystery as to how we can get in and out so easily while they are condemned to wander the passageways forever. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5593 Wonderful, it is not written in Latin ! ! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5594 cheer up! It's not Ikea.... 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5595 M-I-C-K-E-Y, L-O-S-E-R 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5596 Build your own better mouse trap." ? Ethel, surely this is ill advised 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5597 Very nice floorplan, but the fire marshal will never approve it. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5598 Yeah, but will it have baseboard appeal? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5599 Wait, wait...don't tell me! IKEA? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5600 Oh, I'm proving to the lab guys I'm so smart that I can dismantle it! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5601 I didn't even know there were Swedish cheeses. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5602 Validity? Nobody cares about that! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5603 It's never gonna hold of you keep eating all the nuts! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5604 The Bjorp maze is much easier to assemble than the Glorjn. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5605 IKEA ships the cheese separately. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5606 This project is amazing! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5607 This really is a "Mickey House" of a project! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5608 Why did you have to order our new maze from Ikea? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5609 More Ikea furniture. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5610 We’re gonna build a better mousetrap. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5611 Let’s get this “kit” built quickly or it could be cat-astrophic 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5612 Old time classic or modern architecture? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5613 squeak! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5614 We have to put in Camembert or Blue Cheese to get the humans to enter - but we also have to make sure that once in there is NO way out. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5615 But have you tried their meatballs ? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5616 Now, if only the Mueller Report came with such a blueprint. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5617 We could make this really easy on ourselves. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5618 Once you find the path through the Showroom, you have to go downstairs, weave through the Marketplace and pull the cheese from the Self -serve shelves. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5619 Better get a plate of cheese. This is going to take awhile. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5620 The problem is that IKEA is Swedish and we 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5621 Don’t worry. I can give you some inside information. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5622 I thought you were bringing the instruction.” “Instructions? Oh, no those are online. This is just today’s New Yorker cartoons 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5623 It says 'flat-pack' - I told you this was a trap! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5624 We should end up with a maze not a mess. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5625 I better get over time cheese for this 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5626 It’s probably not the best time to tell you, but I filed for divorce. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5627 Maze. Schmaze. Give me a media room any day. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
5628 You just can't put a round hole in a square peg. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5629 This is bogus. Another design with no exit strategy. Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
5630 And they have worldwide sales, just like Ikea! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5631 Did you remember the wine? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
5632 It will be a-mazing if we complete this. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
5633 If we go with the open concept, we're done. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5634 Great...“Cheese not included” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5635 I know, Honey. But it's going to be A-mazing! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5636 Did you clean the leaves off our path? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5637 Build a better mousetrap? Not with these instructions! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5638 You do it, I prefer to stay housed in the wall by the kitchen 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5639 Let’s do “easy setup.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5640 I think we need thumbs. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5641 This is what we get for moving into an Ikea. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5642 This is different! Usually the maze is already set up! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5643 Despite all my rage I am still having a hard time assembling this cage. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5644 I built one like this last week. Cheese kept appearing in it. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5645 The more complex, the yummier the treats. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5646 It's not my fault the directions are in Swedish! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5647 We need nails 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5648 Of course I'm testy, I'm a mouse! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5649 The last time we built one you lost the directions and we couldn't find our way out so let's make sure that doesn't happen again. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5650 You know, we could just eat the cheese and call it good. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5651 I think we're missing a piece. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5652 Oh no,...I thought you said you've built these Ikea shelves before. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5653 Who put you in charge? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5654 I told you, righty-tighty, lefty loosey. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5655 Where they gonna put the organism button? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5656 Wait, you're getting cheese and benefits for building the maze? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5657 Then let's invite Micky over and listen to his screams when he can't find his way out! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5658 Well this is ironic. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5659 I don't care if it's Ikea, we can do this, babe! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5660 The ad said it was easy to assemble... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5661 The M A Z E is from I K E A 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5662 Someone should really build a better mousetrap. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5663 You had to go to IKEA! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5664 This is not what I had in mind when I ordered the Cat and Mouse game online. That screw driver is designed for Cat’s paws. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5665 These IKEA mazes are never as easy as they look. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5666 Can you read IKEA? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5667 Fine, get your own Allen wrench. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5668 I was thinking we could squeeze in an extra room for our Cheese Collection. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5669 Genetically modified mice discuss next course of action. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5670 It’s an exact replica of the subway system. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5671 DIY and just add breadcrumbs! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5672 He’s building a better mousetrap!! Quick! Take some of the screws...that’ll drive him nuts.. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5673 We could build it faster if we had thumbs. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5674 Build a better mousetrap? We gotta show U 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5675 I said a cheese board, not wallboard! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5676 Now, are you sure you’re ready for the rat race? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5677 OK,OK! What if we DO catch one...then what? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
5678 Screw it, let's stream 'Fleabag'! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5679 This is the last time we shop at IKEA 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5680 Yes place a remote and chips in the center Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5681 It appears the instructions are written in 'cat' 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5682 But it was worth the meatballs 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5683 Now that we've eaten the cheese, this all seems a little pointless. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5684 Yes, I think we can definitely build a better one. And afterwards if we stick to it we can take on glue traps. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5685 I could have built a better one but you had to go to Ikea. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5686 This way we should avoid getting shocked! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5687 If there was ever a time to have opposable thumbs, this would be it. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5688 I'm starving, I told you we should have gotten some of those little meatballs first. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5689 I didn't know Escher started out in the assembly instructions business. Let's just fake it. They'll never know the difference. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5690 Why does this have to be co complicated? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5691 Just because it's cheaper doesn't mean it's a better deal. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5692 They’re testing our patience, is what they’re testing! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5693 I called customer service about these directions, I couldn’t understand a thing she said. We’re on our own. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5694 I'm in a maze wondering how to put this together. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5695 What’s a slot A 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5696 But there’s no wheel! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5697 Is it too late to pick the ultimate maze contest? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5698 Uh oh! This isn't a maze, it's a mouse trap! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5699 It was a lot easier when they just had us find the cheese 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5700 I proposed this at the lab funding cut meeting, now we set our own maze. Are you with me on this? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5701 To add a little excitement we can put an element of "uncertainty" in the final stretch 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5702 They keep talking about "Mouseikeateers" and future stardom. I say we go for it. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5703 This could take awhile. The researchers bought it at Ikea. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5704 I know AOC. AOC is a friend of mine. You are no AOC. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5705 Why open a cheese shop when there's those delicious traps? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5706 I'm never going to IKEA again. This is way to much for my little brain. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5707 Cheese is not included, but the real reward is building something with your own four feet! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5708 In the end you’re screwed. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5709 I know it’s your hypothesis that I can’t follow these directions. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5710 My brain isn't evolved for these abstract plans, but if it was I'd design a palace for you! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5711 Not enough screws? Should have gone to IKEA! 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5712 Oh sure. I got all this work to do and you keep telling me the cat’s away. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5713 I still don't see why we don't just put the cheese by the entrance. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5714 Mice in structure are advised to use Apple Magic Vinegar as cat repellent” 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5715 You're the one who said they wanted an open concept! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5716 If you can dream it, you can do it “... Walt Disne 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5717 Great, Now we have to build the maze! Whats next no cheese? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5718 I liked it better when we didn't have the maze plans. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5719 This is the last time we order anything from IKEA 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5720 They left out the piece of cheese. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5721 I don't know. The instructions are in Swedish. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5722 Let’s strike the walls and call the film ‘Mouseville’! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5723 Of course, we will have leftover bits. It's from IKEA. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5724 For a little more cheese, we could have had it assembled. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5725 Which way is North? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5726 Screw the directions. Let them drop in the cheese and we 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5727 Sooo human! We avoid avoid tedium, solve it, get cheap cheddar; they get a new grant, cut us up and re-learn they're not mice. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5728 Our Rodent Resource managers are removing it all for their latest inspiration . . . Open Space mazes. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5729 This is written in Rat 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5730 It's our new ratta maz from Ikea. The humans can't figure it out. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
5731 Honey, I'm pregnant. We'll need extra bedrooms! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5732 Can’t IKEA just give us the cheese? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5733 Assembly was an extra 50 dollars. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5734 The key is roquefort; I can smell it on your breath. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5735 Hey, if you know an easier way to get some cheese then I'm listening. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5736 We have to build a better mouse detention center. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5737 Maybe we should call Task Rodent. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5738 I feel a Robert Burns poem coming on. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5739 Let's play domino's. I hear they have a lot of cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5740 With all this effort the cheese better be a-maz-ing 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5741 I know, but IKEA cheese is really worth it. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5742 If we don't follow these instructions exactly, this maze might just become a mousetrap. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5743 This isn't nearly as fun as assembling the Avengers. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5744 After what happened with that set from Hasbro, I always read the instructions. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5745 They said it was a rat race. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5746 I don't know why but I keep hearing this voice say, "If you build it, they will come". 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5747 Can you translate from English to rodent? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5748 If we complete this maze, do you suppose they’ll let us play Minecraft? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5749 Fine time to realize we don't have opposable thumbs. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5750 Now who exactly hired us to build a better mousetrap? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5751 If your dad doesn't like me, why did he buy me this cheese catapult? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5752 Let's start with the last step first. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5753 Sometimes you aMAZE me! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5754 If cheese is involved, the outside walls should be enough. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5755 No problem, I'll do it. I've been genetically engineered with the human HOX genes. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5756 Let's wait for the bait. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5757 So, okay. There is no cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5758 What? It doesn't come with the cheese! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5759 Yes I do speak Portuguese however my Mandarin is a little rusty, maybe you read and I will assemble." by Kate Middleton Auckland New Zealan 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5760 This is the thanks we get for figuring out the last maze. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5761 Yes, this looks easy but how will we hook up the wi-fi? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5762 Can you read French? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5763 As long as we don't get crushed by the world beating a path to our door! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5764 So we're agreed: halt work on the maze til they re-design Sonic? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5765 One amazing hack for an Ikea bookcase. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5766 Let's make this easy. I'm hungry. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5767 Nothing is perfect 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5768 SOME Assembly Required? What do they take us lab rats for? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5769 Build it and we can pull of the biggest cheese heist in history. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5770 No, the cat will still be able to find us 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5771 Isn't there an easier way to get cheese? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5772 Would it be cheating if we started in the middle and worked out way out? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5773 Maybe we should call the FBI. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5774 Um, yeah! Let's get a Task Rabbit for this one. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5775 I hate it when they translate the instructions from some other language! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5776 We get this right, it could mean the nobel cheese prize. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5777 My favorite part is the funny cartoon characters that illustrate the directions. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5778 I can't understand these damn 'Ikea" directions 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5779 Memorize these. I don't want to hear anything more about, "Someone moved my cheese." 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5780 ‘’Careful. It’s not a maze. It’s the latest in mouse traps.” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5781 Let's set it up and put Keanu Reeves at the end. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5782 This is the last time we buy from IKEA! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5783 Dude, that pill is crazy! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5784 Where’s the cheese go! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5785 Another Ikea assembly. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5786 Was it Alanis Morissette or Ingvar Kamprad who said, ‘It’s like 10,000 screws when all you need is one piece of cheese’” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5787 ISQUEEKKEA mazes look good, but are a pain to put together. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5788 I don't care if patience has it's reward. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5789 Putting together the maze seems a lot harder than learning it. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5790 It says 'cheese not included.' It's not worth it then. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5791 Listen up. There is only one way to do this. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5792 I didn't know that your idea a "running a maze" was going to be a commercial endeavor. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5793 It seemed like this would hold our attention longer than the better mousetrap. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5794 You build it. I’ll beat the path. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5795 ...Shoot.... looks like we’re gonna have to choose: cheese cellar or nurser 1.0833 0.02105 48 45 3 0
5796 I really don’t like these re-engineering jobs. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5797 It’s confusing, but I have a plan. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5798 I just knew there were going to be big changes around here when IKEA bought this lab. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5799 Would it kill them to print the directions in mouse? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5800 Focus! There is a lot of money to be made. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5801 Do you think the Task Rabbit will eat us? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5802 If we don't assemble it, we won't need a map! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5803 I told you we shouldn’t buy this at Ikea! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5804 No, I don’t think we should return it to Ikea! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5805 cheetahs are actually dogs 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5806 It’s called Mickeya 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5807 Maybe there's meatballs at the end! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5808 Does Ikea have a maze helpline? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5809 Yup, just one year from “Eek, a mouse!!” to “Ikea maze!” Just read the book, “Who Moved My Cheese?” 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5810 When we finish, I've got a wedge of graddost stashed away. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5811 How difficult can it be ? It’s Ikea 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5812 They think we read Swedish? 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5813 What do you mean the community association does not allow property line walls over ears' height? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5814 Building these mazes never seems to end. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5815 Just so they are out of here in three days. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5816 How hard can it be to add a master bath? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5817 I promise, all mice will be amazed by this new maize maze! Then at the grand opening we could serve popcorn, listen to 'Popcorn' , maybe do a 'Maze Runner'-marathon... Wonder if Maisie Williams would like to come? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5818 Let’s not follow this foolish plan. We’ll follow the random method that mom taught us! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5819 No son, first we’ll build it and then we’ll eat. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5820 Why don't we just raid the kitchen. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5821 This isn't what I had in mind when they asked us to complete the maze. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5822 Build the Maze, Build the Maze... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5823 We're supposed to build a better mousetrap...in the brutalist style. Go figure! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5824 'Inte en Gud'!? Who do you think built the frame?? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5825 I've combined the word "labyrinth" with the phrase "lab rat" to make "labyratnth." The "y" is silent. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5826 Left, right, and right again. You can't miss it! Yes, that's the way I did it in rehearsal, why do you ask? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5827 This maze from IKEA is tough to put together. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5828 It’s meta-mazing! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5829 I dunno. Can you read Swedish? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5830 Only a cheesehead can put this thing together. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5831 I said I knew how to do it not build it. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5832 It's a challenging new lab; they have us build our own mazes. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5833 I C YA don't get this. Amazing. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5834 Now, it’s our turn to game the system, man! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5835 This time, the test is to follow IKEA assembly instructions. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5836 What the hell is an "insexnyckel?" 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5837 Just because IKEA is laid out like a maze doesn't mean that we have to do the same! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5838 Your move. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5839 I'd help, but my Swedish is rusty. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5840 Since the grant funding fell through, I know everyone in the lab has to pick up the slack, but this is ridiculous. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5841 It's just amazing how easy it is to follow these IKEA assembly instructions! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5842 No need to panic if you get stuck in a dead end. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5843 Is this the building permit or the instruction sheet? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5844 It's an experiment to see if we can get the researchers to give us more cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5845 Is it just me, or are you getting lost too? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5846 Yes, it's a lot of work but you'll be amazed at the payoff. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5847 When you said you liked dungeon stuff this is not what I had in mind. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5848 It’s a ‘fixer-upper.’ I say no maze, but open concept. Maybe shiplap on the walls... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5849 YOU GO FIRST. YOU CAN'T MESS UP YOUR COMPUTER. AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT THEY TELL ME. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5850 I thought once we got out of Ikea, it would be easy. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5851 Did you bring the drill? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5852 Möüse bed platform from Ikea my butt! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5853 Lets just make a straight line to the cheese! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5854 I think we should hire a task rabbit mouse to assemble this, I can't grok the Swedish directions 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5855 Ikea,Schmikia 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5856 IKEA said its cat proof... but I'm not to sure about the top pieces! 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5857 the heck with the maze, let's go out for a cheese plate. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5858 It's a rat race. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5859 Couldn’t you have gotten something from Ikea? I can’t read these damn directions! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5860 I'm starting to think this isn't a Klämmigrůnder. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5861 Don't you think it's easier this way? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5862 I didn't know these were going to written in Swedish. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5863 Do you know where Dad is 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5864 Step #8 reads, "let snake into maze." 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5865 Let's try not to build a better mouse trap. Lucille M. Kennedy, Somers, NY 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5866 Why do you suppose they call it a “Cargo Cult Kit”? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5867 What an aMAZING grid! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5868 1-800-task-rabbit 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5869 It says here that cheese is not included. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5870 Ikea store construction work. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5871 I think more of an open concept would be amazing! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5872 I vote we just hammer the screws. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5873 AOC pairs these with drink wine. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5874 Forget the assembly, it's IKEA. The maze is the instructions. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5875 They've been doing this to themselves for years." 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5876 Marg, I swear to God. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5877 Let's build the one where Johnny wins. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5878 I should have guessed when you said the maze was Funen. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5879 They got too smart for the old trap. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5880 We don't have to build a maze. I for one would prefer something more open-concept. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5881 This is an awful lot of work for a measly little piece of cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5882 I hate putting these things together. There always seems to be one piece left over. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5883 These IKEA mazes are so complicated to assemble! Don't you think it's a bit much expecting us to make the maze and then run in it too! The plans look great but where do we recruit people small enough to run this maze? 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5884 Did you at least save the meatballs? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5885 Maze schmaze, let's build a better mousetrap 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5886 Now we reassemble it and they will reload the cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5887 Let's make the partitions moveable. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5888 Behavio 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5889 It looks like we are missing some of the parts. . 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5890 Just think of it as two mazes in one. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5891 We’re building an IKEA store. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5892 Will you please just call the IKEA help line?!? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5893 It’s finally on us to show them how to build a better mouse trap 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5894 Have you ever heard of gerrymandering? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5895 We're building a better maze, not a mousetrap. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5896 Let’s just put the cheese at the front. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5897 Near as I can tell – they want us to build a maze. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5898 Just look for the last piece they put together. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5899 Well it's more work for the same cheese, but I like the challenge. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5900 Sigh, it’s from Ikea and doesn’t include the cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5901 You really want to play their game? I say pave it. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5902 Jeez! What y' gotta do to get a lousy piece of cheese around here! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5903 Yeah, the map says this is the room where Scott Stapp wrote that song about being trapped in a prison he built himself, or some crap. I told you we should have sprung for the guided Creed tour, cheapskate 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5904 Nifty design but I say we use the materials to build a safe room first. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5905 It's a bit of a fixer upper, but you'll be finding the cheese before you know it 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5906 Uh oh, we weren’t supposed to eat the cheese until the last step. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5907 I do have to say that this "Age of the Maker Space" is a mazing! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5908 Let's not forget to build in a Secret back door. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5909 damn that Ikea ! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5910 First, we have to decide where the cheese goes. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5911 this may end up looking like a thumb print 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5912 I knew learning to find the cheese wouldn't be good enough for them. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5913 I'll finish this up, you go make some cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5914 Maybe if you run this past your iconic friend Mickey he can help us. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5915 These plans are so cheesy. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5916 IKEA didn’t say anything about cheese sold separately... 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5917 Here he comes to save the day, Ikea mouse is on the way! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5918 This IKEA maze has me stumped. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5919 Mice don't do very well on this map of Houses of the Rich and Famous. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5920 I think the most important piece is missing. 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5921 All you have to do is jump over at the other end . 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5922 I got a sinking feeling when I heard they were ordering from Ikea. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5923 I told you not to shop at Ikea. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5924 We can have a lot of fun building our own maze in there." Richard Coan (rwcoan@cox.net 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5925 Ikea? They forgot the cheese. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5926 Y ou always have to get these kits... But can you read Swedish? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5927 Look, if you want future generations to exist you’ll help me build a better mousetrap. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5928 It just has to look challenging to the stupid humans. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5929 We're never traveling to Sweden again. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5930 I found the directions for the Maåze. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5931 Opposable thumbs not included!? 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5932 Wait until the people at IKEA see this! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5933 You're right. We should have bought the already assembled playpen. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5934 Catch the moment Jane. We are doing it The Rainbow in Berkshire style 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5935 You said you knew how to do it last time! Let’s just hire someone and call it a day” 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5936 When were finished, they will bribe us to keep our mouth shut! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5937 This is IKEA's idea of simple and a-mazing? 1.0833 0.05830 48 46 0 2
5938 We're missing the L brackets, so much for the maze. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5939 I think these particular scientists are really phoning it in on this study. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5940 "You'd think a guy with a Nobel Prize would know we don't have opposable thumbs 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5941 This is what happens when you buy from Ikea. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5942 Looks like their research proposal wasn't fully funded. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5943 How about this time we skip building the maze and just go straight for the cheese? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5944 I say we alter these plans a bit and see how long it takes them to figure it out. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5945 Homo sapiens was much smaller than we thought! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5946 The instructions aren't in squeaks. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5947 You think the STEM grant would have covered assembly! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5948 Ikea's foray into the laboratory equipment market has gone as expected revolutionizing the industry 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5949 This design won’t pass code. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5950 Let's do some inside the box thinking. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5951 Mr. Maggot in the foyer with the lead pipe. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5952 I'm almost positive our friends can eat through this." 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5953 Textbook bait and switch, I'm afraid. Cheese sold separately. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5954 Skip the fun stuff. Lets go with an open floor plan. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5955 But we don't have opposable thumbs, that's why I suggested Modular Tiny Maze. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5956 OK, we've unwrapped the cheese, what's next? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5957 No! Not another Maze. Let's build a race track. Sports betting is legal now. Our friends will enjoy racing and we'll take a cut for the Mouse-House 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5958 When we finishing running this maze they'll take a selfie with us and throw away the trap. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5959 Careful! It's a trap! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5960 But if we build it for them, they’ll probably just hand over all the cheese. 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
5961 All I know is, if we DON'T build it, there is definitely no cheese at the end of it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5962 Let's forget about it. IKEA left out the cheese. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5963 I didn’t see the cheese anywhere in the box. Did you, Allen?” “Moh. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5964 Keep it simple, stupid. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5965 Next, I want to build a better mousetrap. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5966 I saved a lot of money at IKEA. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5967 My parents got the map in advance from Rick Singer. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5968 there is no cheese in this manual! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5969 They said they'll pay in Camembert instead of that lousy cheddar they give us for figuring these things out. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5970 Thank goodness this isn't IKEA. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5971 Because she got the one at Columbia before I realized our old landlord already let the one at Plum Island to a rat. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5972 I'm not really sure where to start. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5973 How can we trip up Alan? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5974 Okay, we build a maze ... but let’s not make it too tough 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5975 These are instructions to build a better mousetrap, you dope. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5976 Honestly, we should just hire a TaskRabbit rabbit. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5977 My thinking is if we finish it in one afternoon, there'll be cheese in the center by morning. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5978 It looks simple enough a caveman could put it together. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5979 This is ridiculous, the directions are in human. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5980 Do you speak Dutch? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5981 I'm a little lost in these instructions. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5982 'Minimalist luxury in less than one square foot' seemed so liberating when we were at the IKEA store. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
5983 It is obvious from these instructions that they have never been in a maze. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5984 They’re letting us build our own maze. 1.0682 0.02299 44 42 2 0
5985 Fuckin’ IKEA! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5986 I was content too let them keep extracting sperm samples from me at the lab in exchange for pieces of cheese but you had to come to this God forsaken place because you smelled cinnamon rolls. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5987 There are instructions for an Ikea dresser, but if it ends up being a maze like last time. I’ve got some practice getting out. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5988 Do you that night it matters where it says to start building from the back and work toward the door? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5989 IKEA drives me crazy,” this is not how you build a better Mouse trap. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5990 Suzy, I think the men in the white lab coats want us to build a better mouse trap so they can take credit for it. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5991 We need to start on the last page otherwise will be trapped 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5992 The screws are not from IKEA. Be careful. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5993 We need to stop buying our mazes at IKEA. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5994 I told you we could build a better mousetrap. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5995 I thought there would be cheese. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5996 This is the hardest part. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5997 Well we figured out the Swiss Cheese... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5998 IKEA pay sucks but the benefits package is good. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5999 First, let's decide where to place the cheese. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6000 Nobody will be able to escape our maze! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6001 All the humans are doing it... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6002 If we can do this, IKEA will let the human subjects try. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6003 You build; I solve it. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6004 Lehman Bros. 2008 Edition.... are you kidding me? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6005 OK. Academic challenge: 1) Build, 2) Leave, 3) Cheese 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6006 We’ll just call customer service and explain they forgot to include the cheese. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6007 Read this first, huh? Good thing I asked; I was just gonna leave droppings all over it. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
6008 Damn Ikea instructions! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6009 Can you translate the Danish instructions? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6010 No, no 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6011 Despite all my rage... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6012 NO! Smartratfliggenlivet is not for us! We're Norwegian. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6013 I don't know." "Cheese it!" "Mmmm... cheese. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6014 It's subversive. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6015 Damn, the instructions are in Swedish! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6016 Don’t look at me, I got fired from Ikea. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6017 Never liked mazes, how about we build a Tiny Mouse House?! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6018 I can get through a maze, but this is just too much 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6019 Darn, the instructions are in squirrel-ese. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6020 Looks like we’re missing the cheezie part. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6021 I thought you ordered the maze with mirrors! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6022 Once the maze is complete, it will lead us to the cheese-making class. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6023 This is going to be the best World Maze Cup yet 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6024 Isn’t IKEA amazing? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6025 Seems amazingly simple. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6026 Trust me, they'll never know we fixed anything. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6027 These IKEA directions are very difficult. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6028 So much for keeping it simple. Let's text Mr. Iger, the mouse house guy. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6029 Hey, no problem. It's pictorial instructions. Just remember how to get out. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6030 A-MAZE-ingly easy construction.....fake news 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6031 You’d be amazed! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6032 What gives? I thought the maze came with cheese. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6033 How's the Irrgång coming along? Ikea doesn't assemble itself, you know. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6034 It is not a designer pad, Horace, it is a trap 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6035 Ikea style - no mouse type! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6036 I told you IKEA is a maze. Alexander T. Holtzman, Esq., Queens, NY 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6037 Endorphins are where you find them. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6038 But at least we got Swedish meatballs out of it. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6039 I got it at IKEA. Sorry they're in Swedish. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6040 Hungry? Let's take a fika. There're meatballs in the cafe. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6041 Did they forget to attach the mouseover tips on this manual? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6042 '' Its harder than it looked on the add'' 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6043 I'm literally amazed. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6044 They are messing with us with the height! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6045 You just had to buy the IKEA maze. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6046 All I can say is, I've read them twice and I feel like one of us in a maze. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6047 Listen....anyone can build a better mouse trap, but we've got the inside track on the better mouse maze design 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6048 If you still fancy some cheese, let's take our chances on the trap. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6049 It's such an abstract. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6050 These IKEA plans don’t make any sense at all. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6051 Is this really a plan to "Build a Better Mousetrap"? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6052 It’s Scandinavian design, unlike all these federal cuts to research 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6053 He calls the house a dump. This is his solution. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6054 What, no meatballs? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6055 This is nothing. My dad built a birdhouse and was a twitter sensation. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6056 Remind me again. Why are we building a better mousetrap? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6057 This maze already has me lost. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6058 You would think we could understand Ikea instructions by now. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6059 Okay, if they expect us to build the maze that cheese better be Gouda. Donald Potvien, Duluth, Minnesota 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6060 Mickey will be coming soon with the cheese pizza. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6061 'Cheese not included'? Why even bother? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6062 Easy! First, get a cube of cheese. Then, place it in there, see? Next, reverse engineer it, eat the cube and charge admittance to find the scent of the cube. An' maybe a crumb or two. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6063 Brother mouse can't see, neither. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6064 This one translates to either cheese or cheese-bait. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6065 I'm not using a Task Rabbit 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6066 Next thing you know, they’ll have us manufacturing the syringes. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6067 Is this your first IKEA maze? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6068 Dammit, Christopher, you ordered a rat trap again. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6069 It's over, Jerry. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
6070 I'm not very mechanical. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
6071 We'll teach them a thing or two about mouse clicks 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6072 A traitor drew these up. Do you smell a rat? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6073 It's simple, either we have one large master suite or two small bedrooms. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6074 Think outside the box, Harry.” Jacqueline Moran, Canad 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6075 Be sure to put EXIT signs in all the necessary places. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6076 The budget cuts for this lab suck. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6077 Let’s take an Uber to Ikea! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6078 What do you mean they didn't include any cheese? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6079 I know you're addicted to them, but isn't this going a little far? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6080 But I don’t want to build a better mousetrap 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6081 We’re missing a part; there’s no lump of cheese. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6082 Really? They got us a maze from IKEA? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6083 Let’s work fast, the staff arrives in a few hours! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6084 I bet I can do it faster. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6085 It’s a new diet I wanted to try. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6086 This is just conjecture, of course, but I would bet this team of neurobiologists is Swedish. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6087 Honey, can "we" move the door? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6088 I think we can manage this,but we'll need the cat to help with the Billy Bookcase. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6089 Unfortunately, the cheese is sold separately. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6090 I really hate IKEA, the catalog clearly shows cheese in this model maze... 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6091 How 'bout we just skip it and eat the cheese? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6092 Ultimately this will lead to "Who moved my cheese" so why don't we skip the trouble of this part and avoid two clichés? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6093 Looks lIKE An amazing job to me. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6094 At least we don't have bird brains. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6095 I know this all seems a bit unfair, but maybe if we build the maze and THEN get to the end, they'll let us be free this time. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6096 Let’s fast-track the cheese lane. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6097 I told you we shouldn't have ordered from IKEA! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6098 Now if we build it and eat the plans, we'll be the only ones who know where the cheese is hidden. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6099 You just had to go to Ikea, didn't you? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6100 Ikea calls this “Maus.” I call it incomprehensible 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6101 You had to buy this at IKEA, didn't you! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6102 A million mice would kill for this job. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6103 No guarantees, but I’m pretty sure YouTube can’t bring the cheese back. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6104 I think it's not called TaskMouse for a reason. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6105 No maze. I say a gourmet cheese shop. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6106 Instead, why don't we just build a roof, and keep them from putting us in these stupid experiments? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6107 Let's build a better cat-trap. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6108 Fine, but I'm not making my own cheese. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6109 It's our new maze from Ikea! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6110 Oh rats it’s an IKEA maze 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6111 I didn't see any cheese in the package, did you? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6112 And don't forget to take the cheese out this time! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6113 Didn’t the guy at Ikea say it came with cheese wedges included? Read the directions again. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6114 I'm just going to set up a straight through and see how they react to that. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6115 I still don't understand how to make this human trap. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6116 I'll never shop at IKEA again! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6117 Let's take five and see if the DIY cheese has ripened. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6118 The last time we didn’t follow the instructions, we built a mousetrap and lost Wilbur. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6119 It’s IKEA of course” 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6120 Should we throw in a compass? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6121 These #@^%# Ikea assembly instructions are #@^%# Mickey Mouse!! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
6122 I'm telling you, löpband is Swedish for treadmill. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6123 IKEA was a great day to get my back to work today so I’ll try and to talk about the kids in a few days so I’ll let them be a nice day for dinner. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6124 Weren't you the one to call Miss Utility? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6125 No cheese? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6126 It’s amazing what IKEA doesn’t explain. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6127 Can you read Chinese? I only read Morse Code! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6128 you sure they'll supply the cheese at the end of the maze? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6129 The research assistants are really getting lazy. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6130 I am afraid it was a mistake to buy it at IKEA. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6131 Let’ s choose the ‘Pay the Expert’ option; I always finish with bits left over. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6132 ..and we're gonna need some cheese. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6133 Little did they know when they purchased, "Do it Yourself, Giant Block of Cheese" that it was inedible. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6134 Let’s make this one amazing. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6135 yeah...and now we have to get a couple of carpenters from the union hall 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6136 Leave it to Ikea to scrimp and not include the cheese! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6137 I am telling you that if we build this we will be taken care of we will be taken care of forever. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6138 Ikatea's behind this - the instructions are incomprehensible and there aren't enough screws. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6139 We’ll get through this... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6140 This is not a blueprint to build a cat trap!" Joe Pitts, Washington, D 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6141 I know budgets are tight but how can they expect us to build this maze with such lousy directions? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6142 I am ready to fix them. Are you? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
6143 You do all this work and they give you one bite of cheese. I say we strike. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6144 Now that we know we can balance balls on our noses, let's get to work on this maze for the world's smallest aardvark. Burp! I shop at IKEA! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6145 Do you read Chinese? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6146 Dr. Ikea makes us build our own maze. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6147 Okay,so Whole Foods is west of Main? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6148 This would be so much easier if the instructions weren't in pictures 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6149 You forget the meatballs. Again. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6150 I don’t care if it is “only IKEA and that we’re in control.” It’s still a maze and when we’re finished they’ll want to dissect us and study our brains.i 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6151 Cheese? Cheese? Where are we going to get cheese to put at the end of the maze? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6152 What klnd of cheese shall we orders? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6153 I think we need to hire a contractor. These mini-IKEA instructions are really hard to understand- i think they’re in English... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6154 It's going to be a rat maze trap with a tasty bit of cheese at the end. you memorize he path going in and I'll memorize the way out and we'll split the take. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6155 Some assembly required," of our own rat race is a new low 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6156 Hey will you pass me the...Steve please tell me you remembered to get Swedish meatballs. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6157 Let’s be real careful—maybe this time there won’t be a part left over. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6158 All I know is that since they put out this EMERSON, we've been beating a path to their door. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6159 I just never realized that amazement could be planned. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6160 Damn Ikea mazes. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6161 It was worth the effort before the meatballs went vegan.” 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6162 If we use the nails to kill each other, we can escape this cruel experiement with our dignity. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6163 It says, "Some mousembly required." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6164 Can turn to a nightmare house if we fail assembling the parts. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6165 All this work for a lousy piece of domestic cheddar. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6166 Can you squeak Greek? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6167 We might as well give up now. It's Ikea. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6168 next we build a better mousetrap 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6169 Do-it-yourself project 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6170 Does IKEA have a help line? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6171 This is going to be truly amazing! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6172 This is the part I don’t like about crowdfunding 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6173 I’ll tell you -- my biggest peeve is when they select a caption that doesn’t match up with the character that is speaking... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6174 It's pure sleeze. No cheese. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6175 This IKEA maze isn’’t as easy to assemble as it seems. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6176 MouseFit. EVERYBODY'S doing it. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6177 This is one of those Swedish Ikea mazes you have to build to complete. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6178 Let's make this simple. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6179 IKEA just upped the stakes for mazes. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6180 It comes with instructions but Hell, you won't need them. It practically puts itself together." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6181 I hear these IAKE kits are amazing, 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6182 Look, Gino, it says right here 'the world will beat a path to our door'... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6183 IKEA – everything you need for a functional mousetrap! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6184 Actually,I've heard that,in Sweden,they pronounce it "Squeak-ey-ah." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6185 It's the new man-maze from IKEA. You put them in and watch as they try to get out. It's FUN! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6186 Yeah, the humans forgot to include a hammer but I'm sure we can create something that will please them. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6187 Its the amazing maze. Right here is the exit. Here you will find a cheap pease of cheese 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6188 HIDE' "hide" I am a (Survior 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6189 Joke in an there’s IKEA somewhere 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6190 I think the psychologist went Alzheimer's, should we help him build the maze? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6191 What does 'Ge Upp' mean in Swedish? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6192 Amazing Grace, an open air house 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6193 build it and they will come!! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6194 It’s kinda like hide and seek. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6195 This is bullshit, Diana. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6196 I've heard about Make America Great Again, but where is the cheese? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6197 When it's finished you'll be 'amazed'. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6198 The structural elements are too geometric. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6199 We are missing the construction instructions. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6200 Do you see the Ost? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6201 I thought we were making a cheese plate? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6202 With rare exceptions, I skip the fiction. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6203 I took one Spanish class in high school, I got this. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6204 It's not as complicated as building a wall. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6205 This Ikea maze came without cheese - again! I hate f'n Ikea! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6206 After his last name? How original... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6207 And Swedish? We really have to earn the cheese today. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6208 Did you see that cheese isn’t included? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6209 Ikea looking for new customers... 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6210 Maybe we should hire a Scientist? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6211 I told you to order the Mazetorp instead of the Sartre 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6212 Why do we need this clothes rack? We haven't changed our ears, skin or tail in years! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6213 disassembly is easier with instructions ! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6214 And we’ll get that cheese, son, if we use this replica just like on Ocean’s Eleven. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0