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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-06-23T21:09:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-07-14T21:10:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-07-01T21:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 8, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6215 |
Number of responses | 1117451 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Maybe we should try thinking inside the box. | 2.1550 | 0.00575 | 16444 | 3403 | 7091 | 5950 |
1 | Look, it's right here - "cheese sold separately" | 2.0446 | 0.00622 | 15860 | 4528 | 6097 | 5235 |
2 | This is the last time I sign up for a research experiment sponsored by Ikea. | 2.0364 | 0.00713 | 13032 | 4091 | 4377 | 4564 |
3 | You're right; it's a trap. | 2.0224 | 0.00748 | 10898 | 3204 | 4246 | 3448 |
4 | Let's just go with the open floor plan. | 1.9932 | 0.00655 | 13680 | 4069 | 5642 | 3969 |
5 | They’re not testing our intelligence. They’re testing our marriage. | 1.9788 | 0.00697 | 13374 | 4498 | 4671 | 4205 |
6 | I think we can build a better one. | 1.9512 | 0.00703 | 12751 | 4357 | 4667 | 3727 |
7 | If we move the cheese tray to the front, we'll save a lot of running around later. | 1.9125 | 0.00719 | 11524 | 3979 | 4576 | 2969 |
8 | Now that we ate the cheese I kinda don't see the point. | 1.9070 | 0.00788 | 10211 | 3775 | 3617 | 2819 |
9 | Remind me again how this will prevent us from getting Alzheimer’s. | 1.8895 | 0.00974 | 6917 | 2693 | 2295 | 1929 |
10 | Who writes these instructions...cats? | 1.8892 | 0.01004 | 6609 | 2606 | 2129 | 1874 |
11 | Well this is just great honey. The directions are written in gerbil. | 1.8390 | 0.00784 | 10445 | 4332 | 3463 | 2650 |
12 | Apparently he expects us to do his entire science project for a piece of cheese. | 1.8381 | 0.01506 | 2576 | 994 | 1005 | 577 |
13 | Let’s try thinking inside the box. | 1.8252 | 0.01394 | 3044 | 1213 | 1150 | 681 |
14 | We're in the control group. The experimental group doesn't get the instructions | 1.8235 | 0.00851 | 7852 | 3048 | 3142 | 1662 |
15 | Let's just go to live in the box it came in. | 1.8141 | 0.00831 | 8849 | 3676 | 3142 | 2031 |
16 | To heck with this. Let’s go poop in their sock drawer again. | 1.7954 | 0.00968 | 6975 | 3140 | 2122 | 1713 |
17 | I dunno. This feels like a trap. | 1.7817 | 0.00766 | 9435 | 3867 | 3763 | 1805 |
18 | Those Swedish mice think they are so clever | 1.7693 | 0.00953 | 6411 | 2776 | 2338 | 1297 |
19 | Its mostly hallways and dead ends, but its affordable. | 1.7692 | 0.00995 | 5463 | 2306 | 2133 | 1024 |
20 | "Let's get Mexico to build it. | 1.7425 | 0.01067 | 5658 | 2738 | 1639 | 1281 |
21 | At last, a maze of our own. | 1.7406 | 0.01724 | 1881 | 833 | 703 | 345 |
22 | Well wouldn’t you know it? “Cheese not included.” | 1.7385 | 0.00805 | 8328 | 3623 | 3263 | 1442 |
23 | This confirms we're females - we're reading the instructions | 1.7357 | 0.01159 | 4499 | 2111 | 1466 | 922 |
24 | These are the best laid plans I’ve ever seen! | 1.7357 | 0.01090 | 5213 | 2485 | 1621 | 1107 |
25 | Told you. Cheese not included. | 1.7334 | 0.01160 | 3987 | 1743 | 1564 | 680 |
26 | I'm lost already. | 1.7293 | 0.00878 | 7430 | 3407 | 2627 | 1396 |
27 | Once we finish this, then we’ll teach him to give us food when we press the lever. | 1.7226 | 0.01067 | 5003 | 2312 | 1767 | 924 |
28 | Why are we always doing this on Christmas Eve? | 1.7201 | 0.01103 | 4787 | 2251 | 1625 | 911 |
29 | This would be so much easier with a drill, glue, and prefrontal cortex. | 1.7152 | 0.01259 | 3820 | 1855 | 1198 | 767 |
30 | Maybe this IS the test. | 1.7141 | 0.01942 | 1420 | 641 | 544 | 235 |
31 | We go full Escher on this and blow some minds. | 1.7127 | 0.01308 | 3595 | 1770 | 1088 | 737 |
32 | They said if we build it, the cheese will come. | 1.7120 | 0.02028 | 1389 | 654 | 481 | 254 |
33 | Let's stop now while we still love each other. | 1.7120 | 0.01246 | 3566 | 1649 | 1295 | 622 |
34 | I miss our hole in the wall... | 1.7115 | 0.01307 | 3272 | 1523 | 1170 | 579 |
35 | What we need are some carpenter ants. | 1.7105 | 0.01134 | 4635 | 2250 | 1479 | 906 |
36 | No, I can't read the instructions. They're in Swedish. Also, I am a mouse. | 1.7029 | 0.02038 | 1390 | 669 | 465 | 256 |
37 | Forget the instructions. Let's build a maze we can get out of. | 1.6997 | 0.01082 | 4748 | 2246 | 1682 | 820 |
38 | The last time you made one of these without reading the instructions, it took us a week to get out! | 1.6923 | 0.01023 | 5148 | 2425 | 1883 | 840 |
39 | I take it they didn’t get the grant. | 1.6909 | 0.01358 | 3083 | 1500 | 1036 | 547 |
40 | I remember the days when all you had to do was ring a bell." | 1.6907 | 0.01322 | 3084 | 1455 | 1128 | 501 |
41 | 'Why are WE building a better mousetrap?" | 1.6905 | 0.01468 | 2756 | 1377 | 855 | 524 |
42 | I'm building a wall, a beautiful wall, and trust me, the gato is going to pay for it. | 1.6845 | 0.01544 | 2650 | 1387 | 712 | 551 |
43 | I'm thinking a center aisle with cheese rooms on either side. | 1.6844 | 0.01237 | 3406 | 1595 | 1291 | 520 |
44 | Based on prior experiments, if we put a piece of cheese in the far corner, the humans will put the maze together for us. | 1.6802 | 0.01151 | 4303 | 2137 | 1406 | 760 |
45 | Okay. Now all we need is opposable thumbs. | 1.6775 | 0.02120 | 1293 | 651 | 408 | 234 |
46 | I bet the monkeys with the typewriters are having more fun. | 1.6763 | 0.01355 | 3058 | 1514 | 1020 | 524 |
47 | What the hell is an Allen wrench? | 1.6751 | 0.02100 | 1305 | 656 | 417 | 232 |
48 | After all this, it’d better be Brie. | 1.6730 | 0.01700 | 1988 | 1002 | 634 | 352 |
49 | Of course we memorize it, but if you go straight to the cheese they'll dissect your brain. | 1.6675 | 0.02274 | 1152 | 598 | 339 | 215 |
50 | All the parts are here – we must be in the control group. | 1.6549 | 0.01539 | 2301 | 1176 | 749 | 376 |
51 | Who's Allen? | 1.6421 | 0.01798 | 1805 | 965 | 521 | 319 |
52 | These grad students get lazier every year. | 1.6389 | 0.01958 | 1407 | 725 | 465 | 217 |
53 | First we build it, then we flip it. | 1.6344 | 0.01555 | 2172 | 1112 | 742 | 318 |
54 | IKEA is a Swedish word meaning "a part is missing". | 1.6342 | 0.02053 | 1364 | 735 | 394 | 235 |
55 | Wait, you already ate the cheese? | 1.6258 | 0.02454 | 898 | 476 | 283 | 139 |
56 | Why are "we" trying to build a better mousetrap? | 1.6232 | 0.03115 | 613 | 341 | 162 | 110 |
57 | So... can you read? | 1.6215 | 0.01656 | 1934 | 1017 | 632 | 285 |
58 | I thought this was supposed to be confusing after it was built. | 1.6161 | 0.01432 | 2652 | 1425 | 820 | 407 |
59 | The maze is an intelligence test. Building the maze is a relationship test. | 1.6133 | 0.02196 | 1161 | 636 | 338 | 187 |
60 | Don’t worry. They’ll never be able to put it together. It’s from Ikea. | 1.6113 | 0.02327 | 939 | 492 | 320 | 127 |
61 | OK, here's the plan: we hide a couple of the screws, and while he's on hold with customer service, we make a run for it with the cheese.... | 1.6026 | 0.01990 | 1379 | 759 | 409 | 211 |
62 | An emergency exit---why, that's a great idea! | 1.6025 | 0.01614 | 2000 | 1076 | 643 | 281 |
63 | And then they act surprised when we go directly to the cheese. | 1.6020 | 0.02031 | 1294 | 705 | 399 | 190 |
64 | It comes standard with Swiss, but you can upgrade to cheddar. | 1.5986 | 0.01684 | 1831 | 990 | 586 | 255 |
65 | Okay, the first red flag is that there's no exit." | 1.5971 | 0.01681 | 1787 | 956 | 595 | 236 |
66 | I am thinking outside the box! | 1.5968 | 0.01603 | 1984 | 1067 | 650 | 267 |
67 | These budget cuts at the lab are getting ridiculous. | 1.5967 | 0.01558 | 2058 | 1096 | 696 | 266 |
68 | Wait...what if THIS is the test? | 1.5962 | 0.01768 | 1679 | 921 | 517 | 241 |
69 | Always act like you can’t find your way, or the humans won’t add more cheese. | 1.5945 | 0.01623 | 1931 | 1041 | 632 | 258 |
70 | This is bullshit. Lenny and Gary are in the next room getting high. | 1.5904 | 0.01991 | 1455 | 862 | 336 | 257 |
71 | Maybe thinking outside the box will help | 1.5851 | 0.01594 | 2068 | 1150 | 626 | 292 |
72 | I'm not saying I won't help you, I'm just saying there are easier ways to get some cheese. | 1.5813 | 0.02740 | 652 | 353 | 219 | 80 |
73 | Did you keep the receipt? | 1.5804 | 0.01975 | 1318 | 731 | 409 | 178 |
74 | This is the last time we buy anything at IKEA. | 1.5792 | 0.01730 | 1837 | 1054 | 502 | 281 |
75 | Who the hell is Allen Key? | 1.5769 | 0.01763 | 1723 | 983 | 488 | 252 |
76 | Give a mouse a maze, and it eats cheese for a day. Teach a mouse to build a maze, and it eats cheese for lifetime. | 1.5759 | 0.01893 | 1429 | 797 | 441 | 191 |
77 | Trust me. 2 words: Feng shui. | 1.5749 | 0.02065 | 1242 | 705 | 360 | 177 |
78 | The instructions look like they were written by a squirrel. | 1.5735 | 0.01843 | 1524 | 858 | 458 | 208 |
79 | I'm thinking we could list the spare room on Airbnb. | 1.5733 | 0.02701 | 682 | 377 | 219 | 86 |
80 | It says it's a two man job, but are we men or mice? | 1.5723 | 0.01974 | 1356 | 772 | 392 | 192 |
81 | We’ll look busy during the day, and hide the dirt from the tunnel underneath at night. | 1.5714 | 0.02889 | 609 | 341 | 188 | 80 |
82 | Where are we going to get a phillips screwdriver? | 1.5692 | 0.01819 | 1567 | 889 | 464 | 214 |
83 | Fortunately, this is a Monday puzzle. Those are the easiest. | 1.5686 | 0.02024 | 1254 | 709 | 377 | 168 |
84 | I just hope we got the actual drug this time and not the placebo. | 1.5674 | 0.01864 | 1484 | 842 | 442 | 200 |
85 | Get this, the dogs listen to a bell and eat. That's it. | 1.5635 | 0.02320 | 953 | 543 | 283 | 127 |
86 | If we ignore the directions and keep the open-floor plan, we'll find the cheese much faster. | 1.5621 | 0.02604 | 692 | 380 | 235 | 77 |
87 | I liked the one at the lab so much I thought, why not have one at home? | 1.5621 | 0.03439 | 427 | 242 | 130 | 55 |
88 | Let's see if there's a YouTube video. | 1.5615 | 0.02797 | 650 | 370 | 195 | 85 |
89 | do you want that Phd or do you want to be a lab rat your whole life? | 1.5599 | 0.02029 | 1236 | 706 | 368 | 162 |
90 | Are you sure that if we build it, the cheese will come? | 1.5596 | 0.01957 | 1326 | 757 | 396 | 173 |
91 | It looked so easy at Ikea | 1.5572 | 0.02004 | 1303 | 757 | 366 | 180 |
92 | Remember, the longer we act lost, the more cheese we get. | 1.5567 | 0.02077 | 1128 | 635 | 358 | 135 |
93 | What d'ya say we forget the maze and eat the directions? | 1.5550 | 0.02312 | 964 | 558 | 277 | 129 |
94 | I told you, it says it right here - Cheese not included. | 1.5533 | 0.01949 | 1238 | 691 | 409 | 138 |
95 | I think the white coats will be more impressed if we don’t follow the directions. | 1.5522 | 0.01961 | 1217 | 679 | 404 | 134 |
96 | If these instructions are how humans build mousetraps, we're definitely safe. | 1.5495 | 0.02822 | 646 | 377 | 183 | 86 |
97 | I didn't expect the cuts in federal funding to get this bad. | 1.5493 | 0.03158 | 517 | 302 | 146 | 69 |
98 | Maybe we shouldn't have solved that last maze so quickly. | 1.5464 | 0.02039 | 1109 | 621 | 370 | 118 |
99 | I bet we could train a graduate student to build it for us | 1.5456 | 0.02121 | 1085 | 623 | 332 | 130 |
100 | This is what we get for performing so well in the last maze. | 1.5456 | 0.02278 | 878 | 490 | 297 | 91 |
101 | Why would we want to build a better mousetrap? | 1.5453 | 0.03031 | 596 | 360 | 147 | 89 |
102 | I know it’s a trap, but this is our chance to build a BETTER one. | 1.5446 | 0.02082 | 1098 | 625 | 348 | 125 |
103 | It was bad enough when they just made us solve the damned thing. | 1.5446 | 0.02138 | 1065 | 612 | 326 | 127 |
104 | Spanish, French, Russian, English, Farsi, Vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese... nope, no instructions in Rodent. Again. | 1.5436 | 0.02937 | 596 | 351 | 166 | 79 |
105 | This doesn't have to be our "forever" maze | 1.5398 | 0.02177 | 1004 | 576 | 314 | 114 |
106 | Don't feel bad - humans can't follow these instuctions, either. | 1.5357 | 0.02720 | 700 | 419 | 187 | 94 |
107 | I’m not going back to that store. It’s like a maze. | 1.5353 | 0.02286 | 949 | 558 | 274 | 117 |
108 | I know its cheap particle board but our lifespan is only 9-12 months | 1.5344 | 0.02231 | 958 | 565 | 278 | 115 |
109 | You gotta think outside of the box | 1.5344 | 0.02790 | 625 | 365 | 186 | 74 |
110 | The Swedish mice can do it. | 1.5342 | 0.02905 | 584 | 343 | 170 | 71 |
111 | Let’s just eat the cheese and call it a day. | 1.5341 | 0.02952 | 558 | 326 | 166 | 66 |
112 | Build a better what? | 1.5333 | 0.02302 | 932 | 549 | 269 | 114 |
113 | Wait... the picture had cheese. | 1.5307 | 0.02315 | 895 | 523 | 269 | 103 |
114 | Could be a trap. | 1.5307 | 0.02328 | 880 | 513 | 267 | 100 |
115 | Wait...we're out. Just why're we doing this? | 1.5289 | 0.02966 | 571 | 341 | 158 | 72 |
116 | If you think this is difficult, you should see what they gave the hamster. | 1.5270 | 0.02514 | 778 | 462 | 222 | 94 |
117 | The most important thing is that it needs to look hard to them. | 1.5260 | 0.02350 | 846 | 493 | 261 | 92 |
118 | Running on a wheel isn't enough, now they want us to build our own cubicles. | 1.5257 | 0.02393 | 837 | 493 | 248 | 96 |
119 | I ask only because your last "magic cheese machine" snapped Mildred's neck. | 1.5256 | 0.02810 | 664 | 406 | 167 | 91 |
120 | Cheese sold separately. | 1.5256 | 0.02420 | 841 | 501 | 238 | 102 |
121 | I don’t know if this is to test our intelligence, or if they really can’t figure it out themselves. | 1.5255 | 0.02853 | 628 | 380 | 166 | 82 |
122 | Forget the instructions. We build a straight path to the cheese. | 1.5243 | 0.02375 | 843 | 496 | 252 | 95 |
123 | Do you see the irony here? | 1.5231 | 0.02699 | 671 | 400 | 191 | 80 |
124 | Screw it, let's just eat the instructions. | 1.5228 | 0.02706 | 723 | 446 | 176 | 101 |
125 | It's a mousepad from Ikea! What did you expect? | 1.5206 | 0.02529 | 801 | 491 | 204 | 106 |
126 | On second thought, open plan would be nice. | 1.5203 | 0.02425 | 788 | 462 | 242 | 84 |
127 | I think they're testing us. | 1.5198 | 0.02427 | 781 | 457 | 242 | 82 |
128 | But really, don't we all build our own prisons? | 1.5194 | 0.02491 | 774 | 461 | 224 | 89 |
129 | Whose idea was it to order from Ikea, anyway? | 1.5161 | 0.02471 | 777 | 463 | 227 | 87 |
130 | Since you are new to these intelligence tests, I’ll give you a tip: the more leftover screws you have at the end, the higher your IKEA. | 1.5161 | 0.02601 | 777 | 483 | 187 | 107 |
131 | You think this is a trap? | 1.5160 | 0.02569 | 748 | 453 | 204 | 91 |
132 | According to all the published studies we are supposed to be arguing right now | 1.5140 | 0.03068 | 500 | 300 | 144 | 56 |
133 | Buy from Ikea, you said. We'll save money, you said. | 1.5137 | 0.03025 | 582 | 365 | 135 | 82 |
134 | I told you, Råttfälla is Swedish for mousetrap! | 1.5127 | 0.02551 | 747 | 452 | 207 | 88 |
135 | If we're not careful, this could be a dead end job. | 1.5110 | 0.03281 | 454 | 276 | 124 | 54 |
136 | This time wait till we finish before you poop on the instructions. | 1.5103 | 0.03017 | 584 | 368 | 134 | 82 |
137 | Why are the instructions always written in Hamster? | 1.5101 | 0.02625 | 694 | 419 | 196 | 79 |
138 | We Get This Right and It's, 'Hello, Silicon Valley!' | 1.5083 | 0.03231 | 480 | 296 | 124 | 60 |
139 | What do you think of an open concept this time? | 1.5073 | 0.02563 | 684 | 405 | 211 | 68 |
140 | It was bound to come to this, what with all the cuts to the research budget. | 1.5059 | 0.02650 | 674 | 408 | 191 | 75 |
141 | Look I know I sound crazy, but the voice in my dream said, "if you build it, cheese will come." | 1.5031 | 0.02764 | 642 | 396 | 169 | 77 |
142 | Hey, it beats growing a human ear out of the back of your head. | 1.5025 | 0.02907 | 595 | 371 | 149 | 75 |
143 | goddamn Ikea! | 1.5023 | 0.02735 | 665 | 413 | 170 | 82 |
144 | There will be enough room for 15 babies every 4 weeks. | 1.5009 | 0.02861 | 583 | 357 | 160 | 66 |
145 | Let’s just cut to the cheese. | 1.4992 | 0.02766 | 619 | 379 | 171 | 69 |
146 | Looks like we are doing the IKEA divorce study again. | 1.4975 | 0.02809 | 609 | 376 | 163 | 70 |
147 | Oh great, "Cheese not included." | 1.4968 | 0.02629 | 626 | 372 | 197 | 57 |
148 | Let's mess with them and make it impossible. | 1.4967 | 0.02791 | 600 | 367 | 168 | 65 |
149 | Let's really mess with them and build it ourselves. | 1.4950 | 0.02850 | 600 | 374 | 155 | 71 |
150 | It's a joint research project between Johns Hopkins and IKEA. | 1.4941 | 0.02855 | 593 | 369 | 155 | 69 |
151 | No, the Lab guy doesn’t know that we have this. | 1.4931 | 0.02887 | 576 | 358 | 152 | 66 |
152 | Now remember, this is a relationship test, not an intelligence one—so just do what I say. | 1.4930 | 0.02820 | 574 | 350 | 165 | 59 |
153 | If we build it, the cheese will come. | 1.4923 | 0.02917 | 587 | 371 | 143 | 73 |
154 | Just make sure to play dumb and go down a couple dead ends.. | 1.4920 | 0.03212 | 435 | 264 | 128 | 43 |
155 | Seriously....an offset hex wrench? We won’t even have opposable thumbs for at least 60 million years | 1.4915 | 0.02886 | 590 | 371 | 148 | 71 |
156 | 'Maüsmaïze'? It's like they're not even trying anymore. | 1.4912 | 0.02775 | 568 | 342 | 173 | 53 |
157 | I don't like these directions. It could be a trap. | 1.4910 | 0.03707 | 332 | 203 | 95 | 34 |
158 | Maybe we're overthinking this. | 1.4905 | 0.03037 | 475 | 289 | 140 | 46 |
159 | Well, let's give it a try. I know these prefab homes aren't great, but it could beat the heck out of that hole-in-the-wall we're living in now! | 1.4902 | 0.02989 | 563 | 358 | 134 | 71 |
160 | It's been tested on humans. | 1.4883 | 0.02882 | 557 | 344 | 154 | 59 |
161 | Nice job, Einstein, it says: 'cheese sold separately!' | 1.4882 | 0.02946 | 549 | 343 | 144 | 62 |
162 | It can't be that hard, we found our way out of the store. | 1.4864 | 0.02938 | 551 | 345 | 144 | 62 |
163 | I like it as is, with the open floor plan. | 1.4863 | 0.02943 | 547 | 342 | 144 | 61 |
164 | I told you to pay for assembly | 1.4862 | 0.02928 | 545 | 339 | 147 | 59 |
165 | Just once could we be in the control group? | 1.4860 | 0.02960 | 537 | 335 | 143 | 59 |
166 | And then we can sublet the spare room to a Millennial. | 1.4857 | 0.03114 | 490 | 307 | 128 | 55 |
167 | Seems a little pointless since we already ate the cheese. | 1.4850 | 0.02859 | 532 | 323 | 160 | 49 |
168 | Geometric shapes, clean lines. I'm thinking classic Bauhaus. | 1.4846 | 0.02952 | 518 | 319 | 147 | 52 |
169 | You're right, we should have paid for assembly. | 1.4834 | 0.02921 | 513 | 315 | 149 | 49 |
170 | No, I said I’m into Krafts. | 1.4833 | 0.02853 | 540 | 350 | 127 | 63 |
171 | Sure, it's gonna be a real pain to put together, but if it gets Junior into an Ivy League it'll be well worth it. | 1.4817 | 0.03397 | 436 | 281 | 100 | 55 |
172 | They make it look so easy in the lab! | 1.4815 | 0.02842 | 513 | 308 | 163 | 42 |
173 | It says a five-year-old child could do it. Go find a five-year-old child. | 1.4815 | 0.02940 | 513 | 318 | 144 | 51 |
174 | Next they’ll want us to publish our findings. | 1.4814 | 0.02981 | 511 | 317 | 142 | 52 |
175 | These millennial scientists expect everything to be done for them! | 1.4807 | 0.02936 | 493 | 299 | 151 | 43 |
176 | If we do this right, they'll never find us. | 1.4800 | 0.03412 | 400 | 251 | 106 | 43 |
177 | Did YOU know we had to buy the cheese separately? | 1.4790 | 0.03150 | 499 | 321 | 117 | 61 |
178 | Are these the best-laid plans of mice and men? | 1.4790 | 0.03188 | 499 | 324 | 111 | 64 |
179 | They’re testing our spatial reasoning and you’re testing my patience. | 1.4773 | 0.02971 | 507 | 315 | 142 | 50 |
180 | They just landed a huge grant to study irony. | 1.4769 | 0.03054 | 497 | 313 | 131 | 53 |
181 | I admit, I’m feeling less enthusiastic about this project now that I’ve eaten the cheese. | 1.4764 | 0.03045 | 487 | 304 | 134 | 49 |
182 | We may have a conflict of interest | 1.4763 | 0.02984 | 485 | 298 | 143 | 44 |
183 | These instructions make about as much sense as a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.4754 | 0.03254 | 467 | 302 | 108 | 57 |
184 | I don't know Jerry, this seems like a conflict of interest. | 1.4747 | 0.03814 | 316 | 199 | 84 | 33 |
185 | Now remember, just pretend like you don’t know how to get out, then escape through this loose panel and we’ll meet by the air vents. | 1.4725 | 0.03214 | 455 | 290 | 115 | 50 |
186 | It was easier when we only had to solve the maze. | 1.4723 | 0.03031 | 487 | 305 | 134 | 48 |
187 | Since we're two blind mice, this has to be one of those fancy double-blind experiments. | 1.4720 | 0.03124 | 464 | 292 | 125 | 47 |
188 | Used to be we only had to run these stupid things. Now we also have to assemble them? | 1.4720 | 0.03048 | 464 | 287 | 135 | 42 |
189 | I'm telling you, dude. These things are cheese magnets. | 1.4711 | 0.03094 | 467 | 293 | 128 | 46 |
190 | Either we're getting smarter or they're getting lazier. | 1.4703 | 0.03041 | 472 | 294 | 134 | 44 |
191 | Beats playing run from the python in the lab next door. | 1.4697 | 0.03193 | 462 | 296 | 115 | 51 |
192 | This year's grad students are the laziest ever. | 1.4694 | 0.02933 | 458 | 291 | 125 | 42 |
193 | Lets put the cheese right at the entrance this time. | 1.4689 | 0.03224 | 450 | 288 | 113 | 49 |
194 | I say chuck these directions, and go open concept. | 1.4688 | 0.02903 | 465 | 280 | 152 | 33 |
195 | Frankly, I'd rather get lost in a good book. | 1.4684 | 0.04197 | 269 | 173 | 66 | 30 |
196 | Now that we've eaten the cheese, the rest seems kind of unnecessary. | 1.4683 | 0.03158 | 457 | 290 | 120 | 47 |
197 | The instructions make sense, but where do I get "thumbs" | 1.4681 | 0.03243 | 455 | 294 | 109 | 52 |
198 | I feel like we're being tested. | 1.4677 | 0.02954 | 464 | 283 | 145 | 36 |
199 | Remember the good old days when they only expected us to find the cheese. | 1.4673 | 0.03230 | 443 | 283 | 113 | 47 |
200 | What do you mean it says "Cheese Not Included"? | 1.4671 | 0.03350 | 441 | 289 | 98 | 54 |
201 | What would I.M. Pei do? | 1.4670 | 0.03219 | 439 | 279 | 115 | 45 |
202 | It's hard work and the food rewards are terrible, but it sure beats glowing in the dark or finding a human ear attached to your back. | 1.4662 | 0.03256 | 444 | 286 | 109 | 49 |
203 | Something about this feels like a trap. | 1.4661 | 0.03172 | 457 | 292 | 117 | 48 |
204 | If it’s done then why are there so many extra pieces | 1.4658 | 0.03481 | 380 | 243 | 97 | 40 |
205 | What would Escher do? | 1.4658 | 0.03580 | 380 | 248 | 87 | 45 |
206 | I don't understand the directions, either. Tell you what, let's have sex and in three weeks maybe the new kids can figure it out. | 1.4649 | 0.03272 | 441 | 285 | 107 | 49 |
207 | So as we begin to put this together, we need to observe the reaction of our test subjects over there in the white coats”.. | 1.4647 | 0.03145 | 439 | 283 | 111 | 45 |
208 | Say "a-maze-ing" one more time, fucker. I dare you. | 1.4631 | 0.03358 | 434 | 285 | 97 | 52 |
209 | Tell me again why we're building something that makes cheese harder to find? | 1.4630 | 0.03240 | 432 | 276 | 112 | 44 |
210 | I say we put the cheese at the start. | 1.4622 | 0.03402 | 370 | 232 | 105 | 33 |
211 | Mexico's paying for it. | 1.4621 | 0.03231 | 435 | 286 | 100 | 49 |
212 | How can this be cat proof with no roof??? | 1.4617 | 0.03547 | 379 | 247 | 89 | 43 |
213 | We're mice, not men! Follow the instructions. | 1.4614 | 0.03112 | 427 | 275 | 111 | 41 |
214 | Did you try the Swedish meatballs while you were there? | 1.4614 | 0.03216 | 427 | 271 | 115 | 41 |
215 | I hear they have the hamsters building wheels. | 1.4614 | 0.03216 | 427 | 271 | 115 | 41 |
216 | Too complicated. Might I suggest an open floor plan? | 1.4614 | 0.03164 | 427 | 268 | 121 | 38 |
217 | Remember, IKEA always leaves out one screw! | 1.4612 | 0.03278 | 425 | 273 | 108 | 44 |
218 | Well, I'm lost already. | 1.4612 | 0.03227 | 425 | 270 | 114 | 41 |
219 | We're prisoners of our own device. | 1.4612 | 0.03359 | 399 | 255 | 104 | 40 |
220 | Now I really think the guy in the lab coat is just screwing with us." | 1.4606 | 0.03371 | 406 | 262 | 101 | 43 |
221 | This could take a while. Shall we order take-out from Hole Foods? | 1.4603 | 0.03223 | 441 | 284 | 111 | 46 |
222 | Affordable mousing. | 1.4601 | 0.03425 | 363 | 228 | 103 | 32 |
223 | While they’re figuring out that we’ve given them an Allen wrench and Phillips head screws, we free the others and make off with the cheese. | 1.4600 | 0.03697 | 350 | 229 | 81 | 40 |
224 | Wait, you can’t read either? | 1.4592 | 0.03221 | 429 | 274 | 113 | 42 |
225 | Let's just wing it, like they do upstairs in the White House. | 1.4583 | 0.03447 | 408 | 269 | 91 | 48 |
226 | It's not the destination-- it's the journey. | 1.4583 | 0.03376 | 408 | 265 | 99 | 44 |
227 | To heck with mazes. Let's build a cheese bar. | 1.4581 | 0.03260 | 406 | 257 | 112 | 37 |
228 | Is this floorplay? I only wanted one nightstand. | 1.4565 | 0.03623 | 379 | 253 | 79 | 47 |
229 | Just act like it's challenging and they'll keep feeding us. | 1.4564 | 0.03326 | 401 | 257 | 105 | 39 |
230 | It's the ultimate question: can we build a maze we can't solve? | 1.4559 | 0.03462 | 397 | 261 | 91 | 45 |
231 | There's Camembert if you get through this level. | 1.4555 | 0.03328 | 371 | 232 | 109 | 30 |
232 | No pressure, but the entire LSD-microdosing scientific community is depending on us to do this. | 1.4551 | 0.03790 | 312 | 201 | 80 | 31 |
233 | Lets just add a back door and call it quits. | 1.4550 | 0.03458 | 389 | 254 | 93 | 42 |
234 | Let's just pay for the assembly service. It's only 15 chow pellets extra. | 1.4548 | 0.03333 | 387 | 246 | 106 | 35 |
235 | Let’s add a panic room” | 1.4545 | 0.03200 | 396 | 247 | 118 | 31 |
236 | Any idea what “death or disfigurement” means? | 1.4536 | 0.03319 | 399 | 256 | 105 | 38 |
237 | Any one of your 700 brothers would love to be spending this time with their Dad. | 1.4532 | 0.03423 | 406 | 268 | 92 | 46 |
238 | The instructions are in CAT. | 1.4532 | 0.03381 | 395 | 256 | 99 | 40 |
239 | I say it's finished, and I say the hell with it. | 1.4529 | 0.03355 | 393 | 253 | 102 | 38 |
240 | How the hell are we supposed to figure this out? We're Norwegian rats, not Swedish. | 1.4521 | 0.03401 | 376 | 241 | 100 | 35 |
241 | Don't look at me, I don't speak Swedish either. | 1.4521 | 0.03409 | 365 | 232 | 101 | 32 |
242 | I think they're trying to test if we've developed the ability to swear. | 1.4519 | 0.03338 | 405 | 263 | 101 | 41 |
243 | We can make a killing selling maps to the rats. | 1.4517 | 0.02740 | 383 | 260 | 90 | 33 |
244 | The grant money ran out so we’re on our own. | 1.4516 | 0.03342 | 372 | 235 | 106 | 31 |
245 | Evidently they cut the budget for lab assistants. | 1.4509 | 0.03233 | 397 | 251 | 113 | 33 |
246 | Were you bred for emotional or cognitive intelligence? | 1.4509 | 0.03213 | 397 | 250 | 115 | 32 |
247 | Tell me again why the Swedes are so happy. | 1.4509 | 0.03339 | 397 | 259 | 98 | 40 |
248 | And then I heard a voice that said "If you build it...Brie will come". | 1.4509 | 0.03405 | 397 | 260 | 95 | 42 |
249 | It looks like a trap. | 1.4509 | 0.03330 | 397 | 256 | 103 | 38 |
250 | Let's put the cheese at the beginning. | 1.4509 | 0.03640 | 397 | 273 | 69 | 55 |
251 | Who came up with these Mickey Mouse directions?! | 1.4505 | 0.03309 | 384 | 244 | 107 | 33 |
252 | I think we should just go with an open floor plan. | 1.4505 | 0.03410 | 384 | 249 | 97 | 38 |
253 | Aw, man. 'Cheese sold separately' | 1.4505 | 0.03489 | 384 | 253 | 89 | 42 |
254 | IKEA is Swedish for fuck you. | 1.4504 | 0.03645 | 373 | 251 | 76 | 46 |
255 | I say,forget it--let's just run around out here. | 1.4504 | 0.03441 | 373 | 241 | 96 | 36 |
256 | You know, we can just order the food pellets and avoid all this. | 1.4497 | 0.03266 | 398 | 254 | 109 | 35 |
257 | Wouldn't it be easier to just buy some cheese? | 1.4485 | 0.03581 | 359 | 236 | 85 | 38 |
258 | Make sure you act surprised once we're in there. | 1.4483 | 0.03435 | 377 | 245 | 95 | 37 |
259 | Ya know, without us the entire scientific infrastructure goes to hell. | 1.4474 | 0.03578 | 371 | 247 | 82 | 42 |
260 | You’ve got to think outside the box | 1.4472 | 0.03592 | 369 | 246 | 81 | 42 |
261 | What's eleven-sixteenths minus five-eighths? | 1.4468 | 0.03502 | 376 | 248 | 88 | 40 |
262 | This feels like a setup. | 1.4467 | 0.03500 | 338 | 215 | 95 | 28 |
263 | Is it just me, or are these Harvard interns starting to get lazy? | 1.4459 | 0.03396 | 370 | 238 | 99 | 33 |
264 | You think Mickey has to put up with this crap? | 1.4459 | 0.03755 | 296 | 189 | 82 | 25 |
265 | Remember when we just had to run through these? | 1.4457 | 0.03401 | 359 | 229 | 100 | 30 |
266 | I miss the old hole in the wall. | 1.4448 | 0.03514 | 362 | 237 | 89 | 36 |
267 | What a Mickey Mouse operation. | 1.4447 | 0.03257 | 371 | 233 | 111 | 27 |
268 | Remember when we used to just have to run through the maze? | 1.4447 | 0.03514 | 380 | 253 | 85 | 42 |
269 | Let's screw this up; the lab guy will put us on a higher dose, then we can figure out where he keeps the cheese. | 1.4444 | 0.03550 | 360 | 237 | 86 | 37 |
270 | So, is THIS the test or will we still be expected to run around this thing? | 1.4444 | 0.03484 | 360 | 234 | 92 | 34 |
271 | It's a trap, I tell you! A trap | 1.4441 | 0.03543 | 367 | 243 | 85 | 39 |
272 | The directions are in gerbil, rat, hamster, and guinea pig but not mouse | 1.4441 | 0.03384 | 358 | 228 | 101 | 29 |
273 | If you shout "I am Ah-Mazed" one more time this goes back to Ikea | 1.4434 | 0.04363 | 221 | 142 | 60 | 19 |
274 | Now's the time for us to think inside the box. | 1.4429 | 0.02853 | 359 | 233 | 103 | 23 |
275 | Let me read the instructions this time. Every time you do it, the cheese ends up on the other side. | 1.4429 | 0.03485 | 350 | 226 | 93 | 31 |
276 | Damn. It says 'cheese sold separately'. | 1.4423 | 0.03541 | 355 | 233 | 87 | 35 |
277 | I have an idea. Let’s just eat the cheese now. | 1.4420 | 0.03366 | 371 | 239 | 100 | 32 |
278 | No, I don’t need you to call your dad. | 1.4420 | 0.03535 | 371 | 247 | 84 | 40 |
279 | If we do this right, all paths will lead to the cheese. | 1.4420 | 0.03514 | 371 | 246 | 86 | 39 |
280 | Next time, pay the extra fifty bucks. | 1.4417 | 0.03571 | 360 | 239 | 83 | 38 |
281 | You're right, it's missing a screw. Let's just order Chinese. | 1.4416 | 0.03570 | 351 | 231 | 85 | 35 |
282 | This is the last time I sign up for a research study sponsored by Ikea. | 1.4416 | 0.03682 | 351 | 236 | 75 | 40 |
283 | This feels like a trap. | 1.4413 | 0.03541 | 358 | 236 | 86 | 36 |
284 | We can buy a better maze when the kids are a little older. | 1.4413 | 0.03247 | 349 | 216 | 112 | 21 |
285 | I'm guessing he couldn't get Mexico to pay for it? | 1.4409 | 0.03946 | 279 | 182 | 71 | 26 |
286 | Let’s just opt for the open floor plan. | 1.4407 | 0.03278 | 354 | 234 | 89 | 31 |
287 | Seven slats, five boards, six screws, and one... Ralph - where's the piece of cheese? | 1.4403 | 0.04130 | 268 | 178 | 62 | 28 |
288 | I hear the reward for completing this one is an illusory feeling of significance and self-worth. | 1.4400 | 0.03388 | 350 | 223 | 100 | 27 |
289 | I can’t figure this out. I must have gotten the placebo. | 1.4400 | 0.03667 | 350 | 235 | 76 | 39 |
290 | We weren't supposed to eat the cheese first. | 1.4392 | 0.03401 | 362 | 234 | 97 | 31 |
291 | Some assembly required, my ass! I say we send the friggin thing back. | 1.4391 | 0.03621 | 353 | 236 | 79 | 38 |
292 | Let’s just play in the box it came in | 1.4387 | 0.03568 | 351 | 232 | 84 | 35 |
293 | We’ll know it’s done when we can’t get out | 1.4387 | 0.03690 | 326 | 220 | 71 | 35 |
294 | At Ikea,you told me you knew how this would go together. | 1.4379 | 0.03471 | 338 | 217 | 94 | 27 |
295 | Oops! We were supposed to save the piece of cheese for the very end. | 1.4379 | 0.03643 | 338 | 224 | 80 | 34 |
296 | This sort of takes the mystery out of it. | 1.4379 | 0.03471 | 338 | 217 | 94 | 27 |
297 | It's IKEA for mice. | 1.4379 | 0.03643 | 338 | 224 | 80 | 34 |
298 | I like the meatballs too but this is bullshit. | 1.4370 | 0.03643 | 341 | 227 | 79 | 35 |
299 | Maybe this time we should think inside the box. | 1.4370 | 0.03498 | 341 | 221 | 91 | 29 |
300 | But the Swedish mouse said this would be so easy. | 1.4370 | 0.03620 | 341 | 226 | 81 | 34 |
301 | You know we can just eat the cheese right? | 1.4366 | 0.03659 | 339 | 226 | 78 | 35 |
302 | What's the difference if the instructions are in Chinese. We're mice, we can't read English either! | 1.4364 | 0.03780 | 330 | 223 | 70 | 37 |
303 | They’re doing s study on divorce rates. | 1.4363 | 0.03366 | 353 | 226 | 100 | 27 |
304 | I bet no one makes it past the Escher staircase. | 1.4363 | 0.03642 | 353 | 238 | 76 | 39 |
305 | I'm afraid there's no way out of this | 1.4357 | 0.03563 | 342 | 225 | 85 | 32 |
306 | It's all about the maze. You control the maze, you control the cheese. It's that simple. | 1.4356 | 0.03451 | 326 | 207 | 96 | 23 |
307 | If we can’t assemble this we go into the group that gets electrodes attached to their testicles. | 1.4354 | 0.03755 | 333 | 225 | 71 | 37 |
308 | Let's go vertical. | 1.4354 | 0.03480 | 333 | 214 | 93 | 26 |
309 | I saw the same floor plan on an episode of This Old Mouse. | 1.4354 | 0.03632 | 333 | 220 | 81 | 32 |
310 | Seems like a lot of work for a piece of cheese. | 1.4347 | 0.03401 | 329 | 208 | 99 | 22 |
311 | With a bit of paint it will look like a Mondrian. | 1.4347 | 0.03664 | 329 | 218 | 79 | 32 |
312 | I'm lost. Run through it with me one more time. | 1.4347 | 0.03613 | 329 | 216 | 83 | 30 |
313 | Let's add a secret tunnel. | 1.4343 | 0.03680 | 327 | 217 | 78 | 32 |
314 | Well, rats. | 1.4335 | 0.03580 | 346 | 230 | 82 | 34 |
315 | Swedish mice must have opposable thumbs. | 1.4333 | 0.03421 | 330 | 210 | 97 | 23 |
316 | Let’s not follow the directions and mess up their data. | 1.4327 | 0.03586 | 342 | 232 | 74 | 36 |
317 | What do you mean cheese not included? | 1.4327 | 0.03153 | 342 | 235 | 76 | 31 |
318 | While they argue about who lost a piece, you grab the cheese. | 1.4325 | 0.04026 | 289 | 196 | 61 | 32 |
319 | An open concept would certainly give us more options for the piano. | 1.4316 | 0.03559 | 329 | 215 | 86 | 28 |
320 | You've lost me. | 1.4314 | 0.03690 | 299 | 194 | 81 | 24 |
321 | Let’s put it together backwards and then watch the research analysts go crazy! | 1.4314 | 0.03832 | 306 | 205 | 70 | 31 |
322 | Last time I completed this I got a jolt of electricity and a female companion! | 1.4309 | 0.03704 | 311 | 205 | 78 | 28 |
323 | Let's just skip to step 27: place cheese in back left corner | 1.4296 | 0.03756 | 277 | 178 | 79 | 20 |
324 | Yes, I'm sure. Step 1 definitely said eat the cheese. | 1.4294 | 0.03629 | 333 | 222 | 79 | 32 |
325 | It takes four hours to build and when completed you can run the damn thing in less than a minute. Instead I suggest we spread droppings over the lumber and eat the instructions. | 1.4294 | 0.03751 | 333 | 227 | 69 | 37 |
326 | Here it is: “Cheese sold separately.” | 1.4294 | 0.03727 | 333 | 226 | 71 | 36 |
327 | Should we think outside the box? | 1.4294 | 0.03604 | 333 | 221 | 81 | 31 |
328 | We’ve graduated from the Psychology Department to the Architecture Department. | 1.4294 | 0.03654 | 333 | 223 | 77 | 33 |
329 | ...I think we should just call TaskRabbit. | 1.4294 | 0.03579 | 333 | 220 | 83 | 30 |
330 | I thought it came with cheese. | 1.4286 | 0.03744 | 322 | 217 | 72 | 33 |
331 | It says it’s a MÅLMÄRKELSTØRP maze. | 1.4286 | 0.03692 | 322 | 215 | 76 | 31 |
332 | Lets do it with a Lego set and really blow their minds! | 1.4281 | 0.03786 | 320 | 217 | 69 | 34 |
333 | Build it and they will observe. | 1.4281 | 0.03573 | 320 | 209 | 85 | 26 |
334 | It's not psychology. I just want to hear them say, "How the hell did they figure it out so fast?" | 1.4281 | 0.03823 | 299 | 202 | 67 | 30 |
335 | But it's SUPPOSED to be confusing! | 1.4273 | 0.03390 | 330 | 211 | 97 | 22 |
336 | This is the cheapest lab I ever worked at. | 1.4266 | 0.03852 | 286 | 192 | 67 | 27 |
337 | I just think you've spent an awful lot for something you're only going to use once. | 1.4263 | 0.03662 | 319 | 212 | 78 | 29 |
338 | Who's Allen again? | 1.4259 | 0.03801 | 324 | 222 | 66 | 36 |
339 | Don't fuss over getting it perfect--I am pretty sure we are the control group. | 1.4259 | 0.03673 | 324 | 217 | 76 | 31 |
340 | There's just one tool we need: opposable thumbs. | 1.4258 | 0.03681 | 310 | 205 | 78 | 27 |
341 | These instructions have been tested on humans. | 1.4258 | 0.03874 | 310 | 212 | 64 | 34 |
342 | Mexico will pay for it. | 1.4255 | 0.03919 | 322 | 225 | 57 | 40 |
343 | I'm not paying 89 dollars for someone else to assemble it. | 1.4253 | 0.03893 | 308 | 211 | 63 | 34 |
344 | To heck with this. Let's just get free cheese samples from Costco. | 1.4251 | 0.03857 | 287 | 191 | 70 | 26 |
345 | Although these advanced I.Q. tests purport to conform to objective outcome-metrics, since we ate the cheese first I think we're done. | 1.4250 | 0.04271 | 240 | 161 | 56 | 23 |
346 | This should be easy. They've been experimenting on humans for years. | 1.4246 | 0.03908 | 285 | 191 | 67 | 27 |
347 | Let's build it so they can't remember the path. | 1.4241 | 0.03702 | 290 | 189 | 79 | 22 |
348 | It's where we go to lose ourselves. | 1.4238 | 0.03690 | 302 | 199 | 78 | 25 |
349 | I’m just saying that “Metaphör” is kind of an odd product name. | 1.4237 | 0.04083 | 262 | 176 | 61 | 25 |
350 | Damn. It says 'Cheese not included.'" | 1.4235 | 0.03846 | 307 | 209 | 66 | 32 |
351 | One day shipping really gave us no time to learn to read. | 1.4235 | 0.03647 | 307 | 202 | 80 | 25 |
352 | Isn’t there an app for this? | 1.4235 | 0.03734 | 307 | 205 | 74 | 28 |
353 | I'm not sure these are the best-laid plans. | 1.4235 | 0.03676 | 307 | 203 | 78 | 26 |
354 | The Mäz — many can run, few can assemble. | 1.4235 | 0.03734 | 307 | 205 | 74 | 28 |
355 | Rats | 1.4232 | 0.03605 | 319 | 211 | 81 | 27 |
356 | Now you know why I suggested that we pay Ikea the $89 assembly fee. | 1.4228 | 0.03693 | 298 | 196 | 78 | 24 |
357 | Maze, schmaze, let's make a straight path to the cheese. | 1.4224 | 0.03739 | 303 | 202 | 74 | 27 |
358 | There is always one left over. | 1.4223 | 0.03160 | 296 | 201 | 74 | 21 |
359 | I preferred the days when we just had to walk through the maze | 1.4223 | 0.02815 | 296 | 207 | 68 | 21 |
360 | Let's not overthink it. | 1.4223 | 0.03710 | 296 | 195 | 77 | 24 |
361 | It just seems unethical for us to build a better mouse trap. | 1.4223 | 0.02669 | 296 | 216 | 55 | 25 |
362 | It occurs to me that this is the blueprint to our own undoing. | 1.4223 | 0.03772 | 296 | 197 | 73 | 26 |
363 | This is when I really miss Algernon. | 1.4223 | 0.03832 | 296 | 199 | 69 | 28 |
364 | Let's build a Cheesecake Factory instead. | 1.4222 | 0.04096 | 270 | 184 | 58 | 28 |
365 | We don't actually have to move the cheese. It's a parable. | 1.4221 | 0.03929 | 289 | 196 | 64 | 29 |
366 | I'm already lost. | 1.4221 | 0.03489 | 308 | 198 | 90 | 20 |
367 | I know there always has to be a part missing but why did it have to be the cheese? | 1.4218 | 0.03665 | 294 | 192 | 80 | 22 |
368 | 'Travel to Sweden for a research project,' you said...' It will be fun,' you said... | 1.4218 | 0.03665 | 294 | 192 | 80 | 22 |
369 | It's from Ikea. After this, the maze will be easy. | 1.4217 | 0.03568 | 313 | 205 | 84 | 24 |
370 | They left a screw out. How stupid do they think we are? | 1.4217 | 0.03681 | 313 | 209 | 76 | 28 |
371 | Cubicles or open office, it's still a rat race. | 1.4217 | 0.03791 | 313 | 213 | 68 | 32 |
372 | Just promise me the next time you have a project due, you won't wait until the last minute. | 1.4217 | 0.03653 | 313 | 208 | 78 | 27 |
373 | And we will have cheese in EVERY room! | 1.4217 | 0.03818 | 313 | 214 | 66 | 33 |
374 | Plans for mice by men. | 1.4217 | 0.03667 | 313 | 211 | 73 | 29 |
375 | It’s as if these instructions were written by an entirely different species. | 1.4217 | 0.03315 | 313 | 214 | 73 | 26 |
376 | I can’t read either. | 1.4217 | 0.03639 | 313 | 220 | 59 | 34 |
377 | Yes—the research project is funded by IKEA. How’d you know? | 1.4217 | 0.03764 | 313 | 212 | 70 | 31 |
378 | I know this is easy, but I think we should play dumb. They might give us drugs. | 1.4217 | 0.03791 | 313 | 213 | 68 | 32 |
379 | We should probably leave a piece of cheese here, so we can find our way back out' | 1.4216 | 0.03727 | 287 | 188 | 77 | 22 |
380 | My previous unpaid internship was even worse. | 1.4214 | 0.03862 | 299 | 203 | 66 | 30 |
381 | Phase I of the study tests whether humans can follow IKEA assembly instructions. | 1.4212 | 0.03202 | 311 | 219 | 64 | 28 |
382 | What's the point? We ate the cheese. | 1.4212 | 0.03753 | 311 | 210 | 71 | 30 |
383 | We are the architects of our misfortune. | 1.4211 | 0.04101 | 247 | 164 | 62 | 21 |
384 | remember we had relatives at the building of Stonehenge, we can do this! | 1.4203 | 0.03870 | 295 | 200 | 66 | 29 |
385 | Something tells me we should stop right here. | 1.4202 | 0.04063 | 257 | 172 | 62 | 23 |
386 | First we see the cheese, THEN we work... | 1.4201 | 0.03844 | 288 | 193 | 69 | 26 |
387 | You have the permits right? | 1.4199 | 0.03814 | 281 | 186 | 72 | 23 |
388 | It's from some guy named Trump. It's all about building walls. | 1.4196 | 0.03988 | 286 | 196 | 60 | 30 |
389 | You're right. Thinking outside the box is much more satisfying. | 1.4195 | 0.03752 | 298 | 199 | 73 | 26 |
390 | After we finish this, let's build one for the cat. | 1.4195 | 0.03811 | 298 | 201 | 69 | 28 |
391 | Maybe we don’t follow the directions and make a straight line to the cheese? | 1.4191 | 0.04005 | 272 | 184 | 62 | 26 |
392 | We're part of a study on how long it takes before couples break-up while attempting to assemble IKEA furniture together. | 1.4190 | 0.03685 | 284 | 195 | 63 | 26 |
393 | I don't think this is a book shelf. | 1.4189 | 0.03799 | 296 | 199 | 70 | 27 |
394 | Seriously, we're mice; why would we want to put a maze together? | 1.4189 | 0.03859 | 296 | 201 | 66 | 29 |
395 | Hear me out - these missing pieces might actually be a GOOD thing... | 1.4189 | 0.03799 | 296 | 199 | 70 | 27 |
396 | Yes, I'm certain this is how Mickey got started. | 1.4189 | 0.03582 | 296 | 192 | 84 | 20 |
397 | I guess I appreciate being brought in earlier in the process. | 1.4184 | 0.03598 | 294 | 191 | 83 | 20 |
398 | Memorize the map Phyllis. If we get the cheese in under 3 seconds they'll put us in the gifted and talented program | 1.4181 | 0.03884 | 287 | 194 | 66 | 27 |
399 | I say we eat the cheese now and forget the rest. | 1.4181 | 0.03789 | 287 | 191 | 72 | 24 |
400 | I've done the maze thing before. Why don't we go for a hardwood floor instead? | 1.4181 | 0.03821 | 287 | 192 | 70 | 25 |
401 | According to IKEA, all you need is an Allen wrench and opposable thumbs. | 1.4175 | 0.04119 | 285 | 200 | 51 | 34 |
402 | What would Mickey do? | 1.4175 | 0.03966 | 285 | 195 | 61 | 29 |
403 | That stupid cat will never figure this out. | 1.4175 | 0.03966 | 285 | 195 | 61 | 29 |
404 | I'm not kidding... its actual IKEA name is RATZNMÄZ. | 1.4170 | 0.03954 | 283 | 193 | 62 | 28 |
405 | Yeah, well I’m lactose intolerant, so frankly, this is already a no-win situation. | 1.4170 | 0.03923 | 283 | 192 | 64 | 27 |
406 | It doesn't have an exit, Charlotte, because we are recreating the experience of speaking with Spectrum's customer service. | 1.4167 | 0.04075 | 300 | 213 | 49 | 38 |
407 | How about I cook dinner and you put this together! | 1.4164 | 0.03744 | 281 | 187 | 72 | 22 |
408 | I fear that if we choose open concept, we’ll lose that traditional maze feel.” | 1.4161 | 0.03838 | 298 | 203 | 66 | 29 |
409 | Let's mess with them a build a pyramid! | 1.4161 | 0.03897 | 298 | 205 | 62 | 31 |
410 | Maze? I'm thinking a nice two-bedroom flat | 1.4161 | 0.03688 | 298 | 203 | 68 | 27 |
411 | They note that any 12 year old mouse can do this but, mice don't live that long. | 1.4161 | 0.03143 | 298 | 214 | 57 | 27 |
412 | I'm thinking an 'open concept' maze | 1.4161 | 0.03658 | 298 | 197 | 78 | 23 |
413 | Just why are WE building a better mousetrap? | 1.4155 | 0.04003 | 296 | 207 | 55 | 34 |
414 | At least they're not asking us to build a better mousetrap. | 1.4155 | 0.03643 | 296 | 195 | 79 | 22 |
415 | Great. You’re from the control group, aren’t you? | 1.4149 | 0.03700 | 282 | 185 | 77 | 20 |
416 | I vote we stick to an open concept. | 1.4149 | 0.03866 | 282 | 190 | 67 | 25 |
417 | What the heck does, 'When screwing shelves to align careful be to avoid misfortune of collapse,' mean? | 1.4139 | 0.03782 | 273 | 180 | 73 | 20 |
418 | Remind me. What's my motivation. | 1.4134 | 0.03855 | 283 | 191 | 67 | 25 |
419 | I'd rather do cancer research. | 1.4134 | 0.03823 | 283 | 190 | 69 | 24 |
420 | Minnie at IKEA said it would be simple | 1.4134 | 0.03790 | 283 | 189 | 71 | 23 |
421 | No, it says right here. Cheese sold separately. | 1.4134 | 0.03855 | 283 | 191 | 67 | 25 |
422 | Well, I don’t think we’re the control group. | 1.4134 | 0.03855 | 283 | 191 | 67 | 25 |
423 | Our bad luck, getting a Swedish laboratory. | 1.4128 | 0.03907 | 281 | 191 | 64 | 26 |
424 | Once we build it, we can rent it out to Psychologists | 1.4124 | 0.03978 | 274 | 187 | 61 | 26 |
425 | Okay, I’ll evolve a prefrontal cortex if you evolve manual dexterity. | 1.4124 | 0.03842 | 274 | 188 | 61 | 25 |
426 | This used to be zoned as ‘single family’, but now we can squeeze in 10 units at $750,000.00 a pop! | 1.4122 | 0.03992 | 279 | 192 | 59 | 28 |
427 | Or we could just build a Wall across the entrance to keep all the country mice out. | 1.4118 | 0.03797 | 289 | 195 | 69 | 25 |
428 | If anyone asks, Mexico is paying for it. | 1.4118 | 0.03982 | 272 | 188 | 57 | 27 |
429 | We just build a back door and we'll own this thing. | 1.4111 | 0.04088 | 270 | 187 | 55 | 28 |
430 | Why don't we try thinking inside the box? | 1.4111 | 0.03880 | 270 | 181 | 67 | 22 |
431 | Now that you mention it, this does seem counterintuitive.” | 1.4108 | 0.04165 | 241 | 163 | 57 | 21 |
432 | Yeah, but we’re going to make THEM pay for it. | 1.4105 | 0.04114 | 285 | 202 | 49 | 34 |
433 | 'You work it out. I was happy with a hole in the baseboard.' | 1.4105 | 0.03769 | 285 | 191 | 71 | 23 |
434 | I think we enrolled in the wrong research test. | 1.4105 | 0.03652 | 285 | 195 | 66 | 24 |
435 | Look! In the fine print, "CHEESE SOLD SEPARATELY" | 1.4105 | 0.03818 | 285 | 200 | 56 | 29 |
436 | Only you would by a maze at IKEA | 1.4104 | 0.03464 | 268 | 191 | 53 | 24 |
437 | I feel like this is a set up. | 1.4089 | 0.03889 | 269 | 181 | 66 | 22 |
438 | Maybe there's a YouTube video we can watch." | 1.4089 | 0.04029 | 269 | 185 | 58 | 26 |
439 | I was thinking more open concept | 1.4082 | 0.03909 | 267 | 180 | 65 | 22 |
440 | Look, we’re men, we don’t need these instructions. | 1.4082 | 0.04085 | 267 | 185 | 55 | 27 |
441 | I don't think we were supposed to eat the cheese yet. | 1.4074 | 0.03733 | 270 | 178 | 74 | 18 |
442 | Not for nothing, but designing our own maze defeats the whole point of having a maze. | 1.4074 | 0.03543 | 270 | 178 | 76 | 16 |
443 | Did you know “bokhylla” just means “bookshelf”? It’s like they don’t even try. | 1.4073 | 0.04030 | 275 | 191 | 56 | 28 |
444 | The sooner we get this done the sooner we can get out of here. | 1.4068 | 0.03761 | 263 | 173 | 73 | 17 |
445 | Until someone tells me what the reward is, I'm not doing anything. | 1.4067 | 0.03825 | 268 | 179 | 69 | 20 |
446 | What’s the point? It says cheese not included. | 1.4067 | 0.04038 | 268 | 185 | 57 | 26 |
447 | I suppose we'll have to make our own cheese, too | 1.4067 | 0.03968 | 268 | 183 | 61 | 24 |
448 | ...and I say we build a worse mouetrap! | 1.4066 | 0.03950 | 273 | 187 | 61 | 25 |
449 | You gotta be kidding me, it says the cheese is sold separately! | 1.4060 | 0.04024 | 266 | 183 | 58 | 25 |
450 | Didn't I tell you if it looks like it's already been open, the cheese will be missing? | 1.4054 | 0.04866 | 185 | 128 | 39 | 18 |
451 | We're never getting out of this, are we? | 1.4051 | 0.03800 | 274 | 184 | 69 | 21 |
452 | You're the one with the engineering degree. | 1.4051 | 0.03972 | 274 | 189 | 59 | 26 |
453 | After I retired, I found that I missed it. | 1.4051 | 0.03835 | 274 | 185 | 67 | 22 |
454 | What say we insert peg A into slot D instead, and make a straight run for the cheese. | 1.4051 | 0.03870 | 274 | 186 | 65 | 23 |
455 | Uncle Bill made one of these last year. Where is Uncle Bill? | 1.4051 | 0.03835 | 274 | 185 | 67 | 22 |
456 | Tell me again why we didn't just buy the cheese. | 1.4051 | 0.03939 | 274 | 188 | 61 | 25 |
457 | If we'd gone to Crate and Barrel like I suggested, we'd already have the cheese by now! | 1.4051 | 0.03800 | 274 | 184 | 69 | 21 |
458 | Remember the good old days when we just chewed through walls. | 1.4051 | 0.03939 | 274 | 188 | 61 | 25 |
459 | If we build it, they will feed us. | 1.4051 | 0.03904 | 274 | 187 | 63 | 24 |
460 | Well, I heard this has nothing to do with measuring our cognition, but actually budget cuts in the lab. | 1.4051 | 0.03835 | 274 | 185 | 67 | 22 |
461 | What's next, self-dissection? | 1.4044 | 0.03924 | 272 | 186 | 62 | 24 |
462 | Once we build it, the cheese will come. | 1.4044 | 0.03959 | 272 | 187 | 60 | 25 |
463 | How the hell are we going to do this without thumbs? | 1.4044 | 0.03243 | 272 | 188 | 66 | 18 |
464 | Or we could just buy some cheese. | 1.4044 | 0.03854 | 272 | 189 | 58 | 25 |
465 | These directions are in cat. | 1.4044 | 0.03819 | 272 | 183 | 68 | 21 |
466 | I think this requires thumbs. | 1.4044 | 0.03783 | 272 | 182 | 70 | 20 |
467 | Let's just chew the rectangles up and make a nest. | 1.4044 | 0.03890 | 272 | 185 | 64 | 23 |
468 | Why make things difficult? Now I'm thinking open floor plan. | 1.4044 | 0.03711 | 272 | 180 | 74 | 18 |
469 | Let's think outside the box. | 1.4044 | 0.03854 | 272 | 184 | 66 | 22 |
470 | University funding is really down this year. | 1.4044 | 0.02865 | 272 | 187 | 71 | 14 |
471 | Cheese not included. | 1.4037 | 0.03927 | 270 | 187 | 58 | 25 |
472 | What are you looking at me for? You’re the one who got the Adderall injection. | 1.4037 | 0.03838 | 270 | 184 | 64 | 22 |
473 | Would you believe the one missing part is the cheese. | 1.4037 | 0.04048 | 270 | 188 | 55 | 27 |
474 | If he comes back, pretend you’re blind. | 1.4037 | 0.03711 | 270 | 181 | 70 | 19 |
475 | The instrucciones clearly state there should be ocho screws and we only have siete. | 1.4037 | 0.03909 | 270 | 184 | 63 | 23 |
476 | Let's put the cheese by the door. | 1.4037 | 0.03766 | 270 | 180 | 71 | 19 |
477 | My Swedish is rusty but I think Ikea means 'trap' | 1.4037 | 0.03802 | 270 | 181 | 69 | 20 |
478 | I haven’t the slightest IKEA. | 1.4037 | 0.03766 | 270 | 180 | 71 | 19 |
479 | Is it me or are these mazes getting more and more complicated? | 1.4037 | 0.03944 | 270 | 185 | 61 | 24 |
480 | I'm not sure which part is the experiment. | 1.4037 | 0.03766 | 270 | 180 | 71 | 19 |
481 | Look. If he wants us to build it ourselves, lets fill it with secret shortcuts and entryways. | 1.4032 | 0.03858 | 253 | 168 | 68 | 17 |
482 | Apparently, we're in the research department at IKEA. | 1.4032 | 0.04056 | 253 | 173 | 58 | 22 |
483 | Do you still think the NIH is adequately funded? | 1.4032 | 0.03858 | 253 | 168 | 68 | 17 |
484 | Face it, we're lost | 1.4031 | 0.04000 | 258 | 176 | 60 | 22 |
485 | I prefer the FJÄLLA maze. Comes with a meatball. | 1.4025 | 0.04134 | 236 | 160 | 57 | 19 |
486 | When you train them right, they put food at the end of the maze. | 1.4008 | 0.04163 | 237 | 162 | 55 | 20 |
487 | We definitely have an ethical problem here! | 1.4008 | 0.03893 | 257 | 173 | 65 | 19 |
488 | If we were in a lab, this part would have been done for us. | 1.4000 | 0.03992 | 255 | 174 | 60 | 21 |
489 | We'll make a few wrong turns on purpose just so they don't get suspicious. | 1.4000 | 0.03874 | 255 | 171 | 66 | 18 |
490 | A maze can't start and end at the same place. How dumb do they think we are? | 1.4000 | 0.03886 | 250 | 167 | 66 | 17 |
491 | I’ve replaced their regular coffee with decaf. Let’s see how long it takes them to get this back together. | 1.4000 | 0.04315 | 235 | 164 | 48 | 23 |
492 | Okay I'll come clean. I ate the cheese. | 1.4000 | 0.04008 | 250 | 170 | 60 | 20 |
493 | A maze? What do you think we are, lab mice? | 1.4000 | 0.04008 | 250 | 170 | 60 | 20 |
494 | These IKEA mazes, again I have 2 extra screws and I have no idea where they belong | 1.3992 | 0.03771 | 253 | 167 | 71 | 15 |
495 | It says here we have to provide our own cheese or peanut butter. | 1.3992 | 0.03750 | 253 | 174 | 60 | 19 |
496 | It's learning to read the instructions that's the tricky part. | 1.3992 | 0.03994 | 253 | 175 | 56 | 22 |
497 | I already ate the cheese. | 1.3992 | 0.03894 | 253 | 170 | 65 | 18 |
498 | Wouldn't you know it, the cheese is missing. | 1.3992 | 0.02791 | 253 | 174 | 68 | 11 |
499 | No matter how many times I try I always have one piece left over. | 1.3992 | 0.04091 | 253 | 175 | 55 | 23 |
500 | Of all the places to buy mazes, you had to choose IKEA. | 1.3992 | 0.03854 | 253 | 174 | 59 | 20 |
501 | OK, we want to end up with the cheese by the front door | 1.3992 | 0.03894 | 253 | 170 | 65 | 18 |
502 | You believe this? Cheese not included. | 1.3992 | 0.03974 | 253 | 172 | 61 | 20 |
503 | Look on the bright side-they could have asked us to build a better mousetrap! | 1.3992 | 0.03954 | 253 | 174 | 58 | 21 |
504 | All this for a piece of cheese? | 1.3992 | 0.03934 | 253 | 171 | 63 | 19 |
505 | Let’s just scrap the whole project. I’m tired of the rat race. | 1.3992 | 0.04150 | 248 | 172 | 53 | 23 |
506 | A maze? No, these are awful, tiny work spaces, I call them "cubicles." | 1.3992 | 0.04189 | 248 | 173 | 51 | 24 |
507 | At least it's a prison of our own making. | 1.3992 | 0.04030 | 248 | 169 | 59 | 20 |
508 | Jerry, this is the last time we are going to Ikea. | 1.3992 | 0.03948 | 248 | 167 | 63 | 18 |
509 | They forgot to include the opposable thumbs. | 1.3992 | 0.03736 | 248 | 162 | 73 | 13 |
510 | Let's think outside the box and add a cheese and wine bar. | 1.3992 | 0.04189 | 248 | 173 | 51 | 24 |
511 | Screw it. Let's just eat the plans. | 1.3992 | 0.04228 | 248 | 174 | 49 | 25 |
512 | What are your thoughts on open floor plans? | 1.3991 | 0.03986 | 233 | 155 | 63 | 15 |
513 | I told you the cheese wasn't included... | 1.3984 | 0.03995 | 251 | 171 | 60 | 20 |
514 | This says the cheese is not included | 1.3984 | 0.03915 | 251 | 169 | 64 | 18 |
515 | Cheese not included?! Did you even read the box? | 1.3984 | 0.04035 | 251 | 172 | 58 | 21 |
516 | Why assemble it? Works great right now! | 1.3983 | 0.04090 | 241 | 167 | 53 | 21 |
517 | How difficult could it be?" , you said | 1.3977 | 0.03908 | 259 | 176 | 63 | 20 |
518 | Budget cuts in research, I guess. | 1.3977 | 0.03650 | 259 | 177 | 64 | 18 |
519 | I CAN read. It doesn't help! | 1.3977 | 0.04021 | 259 | 179 | 57 | 23 |
520 | It's an exercise in existentialism, Ted. We build our own prisons. | 1.3977 | 0.04203 | 259 | 184 | 47 | 28 |
521 | This calls for some outside-the-box thinking. | 1.3977 | 0.03908 | 259 | 176 | 63 | 20 |
522 | Fortunately, if we get it wrong, we can just gnaw through the side. | 1.3971 | 0.04397 | 209 | 143 | 49 | 17 |
523 | I think we'll be happiest with an open floor plan. | 1.3969 | 0.04080 | 257 | 179 | 54 | 24 |
524 | We'll call it Rat-a-Lago. It's gonna be great. | 1.3968 | 0.04138 | 252 | 176 | 52 | 24 |
525 | Call 1-800-LAB-RATS. I don’t have time for this. | 1.3968 | 0.04100 | 252 | 175 | 54 | 23 |
526 | Used to be, we just had to find the cheese. | 1.3968 | 0.04120 | 247 | 176 | 46 | 25 |
527 | I don’t want to build a better mouse trap either Larry, but it’s part of our community service.” | 1.3968 | 0.04079 | 247 | 170 | 56 | 21 |
528 | ‘"I know it was free, but I can’t help feeling it’s some sort of a trap." | 1.3968 | 0.04079 | 247 | 170 | 56 | 21 |
529 | It's in Chinese, and 2 screws are missing. | 1.3961 | 0.04102 | 255 | 178 | 53 | 24 |
530 | What if building it IS the experiment? | 1.3961 | 0.03830 | 255 | 171 | 67 | 17 |
531 | Wait, is this a trap? | 1.3961 | 0.03910 | 255 | 173 | 63 | 19 |
532 | Do you remember how we screwed up the chest of drawers? | 1.3959 | 0.03850 | 245 | 163 | 67 | 15 |
533 | Wait, what if we went with more like an open floor plan, with the cheese in the middle? | 1.3953 | 0.04009 | 253 | 174 | 58 | 21 |
534 | I can't shake the feeling that we are being watched. | 1.3953 | 0.04009 | 253 | 174 | 58 | 21 |
535 | Your mother wants us to explore all inside paths for getting you into a good college lab. | 1.3953 | 0.03970 | 253 | 173 | 60 | 20 |
536 | No, do you have any opposable thumbs? | 1.3953 | 0.03930 | 253 | 172 | 62 | 19 |
537 | Step 1 was not eat the cheese | 1.3953 | 0.03808 | 253 | 169 | 68 | 16 |
538 | Some assembly required. Cheese not included. | 1.3953 | 0.03970 | 253 | 173 | 60 | 20 |
539 | Since we can't read, this is perfect. | 1.3953 | 0.04048 | 253 | 175 | 56 | 22 |
540 | It's like these things are designed to be confusing. | 1.3953 | 0.04125 | 253 | 177 | 52 | 24 |
541 | The instructions are in Swedish. Tell them again we’re Norwegian rats! | 1.3953 | 0.04125 | 253 | 177 | 52 | 24 |
542 | It says'Cheese sold separately.' Are you kidding me? | 1.3953 | 0.04125 | 253 | 177 | 52 | 24 |
543 | Whaddya mean, screw the partitions? | 1.3953 | 0.03970 | 253 | 173 | 60 | 20 |
544 | I was hoping for a more open concept maze. | 1.3953 | 0.03970 | 253 | 173 | 60 | 20 |
545 | Lately I've been wondering if the cheese is even worth it. | 1.3953 | 0.03849 | 253 | 170 | 66 | 17 |
546 | I’m not comfortable with this. It feels like cheating. | 1.3953 | 0.03930 | 253 | 172 | 62 | 19 |
547 | What do you mean, "cheese sold separately"? | 1.3953 | 0.03890 | 253 | 171 | 64 | 18 |
548 | It is an IKEA store. After we build it we have to find our way out. | 1.3953 | 0.04163 | 253 | 178 | 50 | 25 |
549 | Again I ask you, why are WE building this? | 1.3952 | 0.03944 | 248 | 168 | 62 | 18 |
550 | I've got an idea. Let's forget the walls and use an open floor plan! | 1.3951 | 0.04401 | 205 | 140 | 49 | 16 |
551 | ...and I thought getting through a maze was difficult. | 1.3951 | 0.04084 | 243 | 167 | 56 | 20 |
552 | Cinderella has been really depending on us for everything lately. | 1.3951 | 0.04166 | 243 | 169 | 52 | 22 |
553 | The white mice have it preassembled. | 1.3944 | 0.03991 | 251 | 172 | 59 | 20 |
554 | 'Cheese not included.' *sigh* Rats. | 1.3941 | 0.03946 | 236 | 158 | 63 | 15 |
555 | Let's just make bunk beds and call it a night. | 1.3939 | 0.04096 | 231 | 157 | 57 | 17 |
556 | I'm actually lactose intolerant. I just like carpentry. | 1.3939 | 0.04187 | 231 | 159 | 53 | 19 |
557 | It says BYOM! What does that mean? | 1.3938 | 0.04930 | 193 | 139 | 32 | 22 |
558 | Its like those gangster movies, where the hitman makes the dirty rat dig his own grave. | 1.3932 | 0.03475 | 234 | 162 | 58 | 14 |
559 | I’m telling you, this is our last purchase from IKEA. | 1.3920 | 0.03877 | 250 | 169 | 64 | 17 |
560 | The sooner we get this thing built the sooner we can get try to escape! | 1.3918 | 0.04015 | 245 | 168 | 58 | 19 |
561 | I always suspected we were the architects of our own despair ... | 1.3913 | 0.04059 | 230 | 156 | 58 | 16 |
562 | No, let's not call TaskRabbit. They sometimes send cats. | 1.3904 | 0.04106 | 228 | 158 | 52 | 18 |
563 | I'm building us a real home out of this Ikea drawer organizer. No more hole in the wall. | 1.3904 | 0.04313 | 228 | 160 | 47 | 21 |
564 | You ever feel like we're being watched? | 1.3904 | 0.04082 | 228 | 155 | 57 | 16 |
565 | If the humans can’t assemble it why should we help | 1.3904 | 0.04222 | 228 | 158 | 51 | 19 |
566 | Doesn't the psychologist know we're Rattus norvegicus not Rattus swedegicus? | 1.3896 | 0.04315 | 231 | 163 | 46 | 22 |
567 | Well, I think “No Exit” was the best thing he wrote. | 1.3896 | 0.04091 | 231 | 158 | 56 | 17 |
568 | Let's have some fun. Instead of a maze, I say we build a man cave. | 1.3896 | 0.04091 | 231 | 163 | 48 | 20 |
569 | We're missing a part. | 1.3896 | 0.03951 | 231 | 155 | 62 | 14 |
570 | What happens in the labyrinth stays in the labyrinth. | 1.3886 | 0.04207 | 229 | 159 | 51 | 19 |
571 | It says "no collusion and no obstruction. | 1.3886 | 0.04297 | 229 | 161 | 47 | 21 |
572 | Forget it. Let's just eat the cheese. | 1.3886 | 0.04252 | 229 | 160 | 49 | 20 |
573 | Trust me, kid. There are worse place to work than the IKEA lab. | 1.3886 | 0.04207 | 229 | 159 | 51 | 19 |
574 | I'm thinking that this entire exercise is part of a cynical conspiracy to have us construct obstacles to our own happiness. | 1.3886 | 0.04207 | 229 | 159 | 51 | 19 |
575 | They're testing our marriage now | 1.3886 | 0.04092 | 229 | 159 | 52 | 18 |
576 | They're testing our relationship. | 1.3884 | 0.03299 | 242 | 171 | 56 | 15 |
577 | First, they made us press levers for food. Now, we have to build our own mazes! | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
578 | I know it’s IKEA. I wasn’t planning to leave it to my children. | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
579 | I’m gonna need some cheese to get me through this. | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
580 | It’s in Swedish. | 1.3884 | 0.04088 | 242 | 168 | 54 | 20 |
581 | It’s my own fault for criticizing the old maze. | 1.3884 | 0.03961 | 242 | 165 | 60 | 17 |
582 | I bet Schrödinger's cat never had to deal with this type of treatment” | 1.3879 | 0.04123 | 232 | 160 | 54 | 18 |
583 | Trust me, the tiny house movement is gonna be huge! | 1.3877 | 0.04092 | 227 | 155 | 56 | 16 |
584 | You had to go Mid-Century Modern | 1.3877 | 0.04044 | 227 | 154 | 58 | 15 |
585 | Where do you want the nursery? | 1.3877 | 0.03896 | 227 | 156 | 56 | 15 |
586 | It was your idea to go to Ikea. | 1.3877 | 0.03946 | 227 | 152 | 62 | 13 |
587 | So based on these blueprints, we should be able to build our maze in a week...just in time for Timmy's science fair. | 1.3877 | 0.03995 | 227 | 153 | 60 | 14 |
588 | Relax, I've watched the humans. How's your vulgar slang? | 1.3877 | 0.03501 | 227 | 156 | 59 | 12 |
589 | Self-assembly mouse trap? Way to go, Mike. | 1.3877 | 0.03946 | 227 | 157 | 54 | 16 |
590 | I think this is a test. | 1.3877 | 0.04323 | 227 | 160 | 46 | 21 |
591 | You know they only use us to prove a human should be able to assemble it. | 1.3877 | 0.04092 | 227 | 155 | 56 | 16 |
592 | We've solved it on paper. Let's quit while we're ahead. | 1.3877 | 0.04278 | 227 | 159 | 48 | 20 |
593 | At least - when the time comes - we'll know our way around! | 1.3877 | 0.04044 | 227 | 154 | 58 | 15 |
594 | The cat in the YouTube video said to leave the roof off. | 1.3875 | 0.04237 | 240 | 170 | 47 | 23 |
595 | Trump said to build WHAT? | 1.3875 | 0.04278 | 240 | 171 | 45 | 24 |
596 | The research grant ran out. | 1.3875 | 0.03894 | 240 | 162 | 63 | 15 |
597 | You sure these are kitchen cabinets? | 1.3875 | 0.03938 | 240 | 163 | 61 | 16 |
598 | I don't know -- might be a trap. | 1.3875 | 0.04154 | 240 | 168 | 51 | 21 |
599 | Do you ever get the feeling you are working for the opposition? | 1.3875 | 0.04026 | 240 | 165 | 57 | 18 |
600 | You were right. We should have bought the bookshelves. | 1.3875 | 0.03982 | 240 | 169 | 51 | 20 |
601 | Forget the maze, lets do cubicles | 1.3873 | 0.04239 | 204 | 138 | 53 | 13 |
602 | According to Ikea, it will only take half our lifetimes to assemble. | 1.3870 | 0.04370 | 230 | 164 | 43 | 23 |
603 | Hear me out. What if we just call this done. | 1.3870 | 0.04147 | 230 | 159 | 53 | 18 |
604 | Don't you see Sal? If we build, they'll make us run through it. If we don't build it, they'll force us to ingest mezcal and mushrooms. It's a no-brainer. | 1.3870 | 0.04326 | 230 | 163 | 45 | 22 |
605 | You've got to be kidding me. Cheese sold separately? | 1.3870 | 0.04326 | 230 | 163 | 45 | 22 |
606 | This is nothing, you should see the Swedish Fish Tank. | 1.3868 | 0.04392 | 212 | 148 | 46 | 18 |
607 | Wait, where's the cheese? | 1.3867 | 0.04163 | 225 | 155 | 53 | 17 |
608 | Getting to the cheese would be much easier if we kept it as an open concept. | 1.3866 | 0.03915 | 238 | 161 | 62 | 15 |
609 | Feng Shui? I’m still trying to learn Swedish! | 1.3866 | 0.04178 | 238 | 167 | 50 | 21 |
610 | And at the end we get Swedish meatballs | 1.3863 | 0.04241 | 233 | 164 | 48 | 21 |
611 | Don't build the maze, and run straight for the cheese? Don't you see...that's exactly what they want us to do. | 1.3863 | 0.03924 | 233 | 157 | 62 | 14 |
612 | Son, if you want to become a Harvard lab rat, you must learn the basic maze. | 1.3860 | 0.03981 | 228 | 154 | 60 | 14 |
613 | Why should we be the ones to build a better mousetrap? | 1.3860 | 0.04171 | 228 | 158 | 52 | 18 |
614 | No! It's not a good idea to subcontract this to a cat. | 1.3857 | 0.04164 | 223 | 156 | 49 | 18 |
615 | So we’re agreed: hidden panel to the cheese room. | 1.3856 | 0.04115 | 236 | 164 | 53 | 19 |
616 | I feel like building it ourselves kind of defeats the purpose. | 1.3856 | 0.04115 | 236 | 164 | 53 | 19 |
617 | Couldn’t we have just paid the extra $20 to get it pre-assembled? | 1.3856 | 0.04071 | 236 | 163 | 55 | 18 |
618 | Even if it wasn't in Swedish, I STILL wouldn't be able to build this! | 1.3856 | 0.04026 | 236 | 162 | 57 | 17 |
619 | Are you sure this is how we trick the humans into feeding us all the time? | 1.3856 | 0.04026 | 236 | 162 | 57 | 17 |
620 | So this is what decreased funding for science looks like... | 1.3856 | 0.04244 | 236 | 167 | 47 | 22 |
621 | Let's say partition instead of wall. | 1.3856 | 0.04137 | 236 | 167 | 48 | 21 |
622 | I was going to say 'this is amazing' but I know how much you loathe puns. | 1.3856 | 0.03700 | 236 | 175 | 39 | 22 |
623 | I can't figure this out. We must be in the placebo group | 1.3853 | 0.04086 | 231 | 159 | 55 | 17 |
624 | I would prefer a more open-concept maze. | 1.3853 | 0.03849 | 231 | 159 | 57 | 15 |
625 | It's called an open office and we each get something called a cubicle. | 1.3853 | 0.04132 | 231 | 160 | 53 | 18 |
626 | ...or we can just use the panels to put on a roof and have a great studio apartment. | 1.3853 | 0.04040 | 231 | 158 | 57 | 16 |
627 | Let's let the lab tech put it together. He thinks he is so smart. | 1.3850 | 0.04242 | 226 | 158 | 49 | 19 |
628 | Talk about cost cutting in the lab. | 1.3846 | 0.04139 | 234 | 163 | 52 | 19 |
629 | Every time something is missing. But the cheese? Really? | 1.3846 | 0.04139 | 234 | 163 | 52 | 19 |
630 | Yes, Rob, I know you lived in Rio de Janeiro while you were in the Peace Corps -- but that was years ago, let's just use the English instructions. | 1.3846 | 0.04003 | 234 | 160 | 58 | 16 |
631 | This is above my pay grade. | 1.3839 | 0.04125 | 224 | 154 | 54 | 16 |
632 | I felt like a guinea pig too when I was your age, but building your first house is the first step in joining the rat race." | 1.3839 | 0.03951 | 224 | 153 | 57 | 14 |
633 | Did you remember to buy the "no opposable thumbs required for assembly" model? | 1.3839 | 0.04149 | 224 | 157 | 49 | 18 |
634 | Apparently they hired some new researchers from Sweden. | 1.3836 | 0.04117 | 232 | 161 | 53 | 18 |
635 | Do you ever wonder if this is all just a big experiment? | 1.3836 | 0.03884 | 232 | 156 | 63 | 13 |
636 | Uh oh, I smell a rat! | 1.3836 | 0.04251 | 232 | 164 | 47 | 21 |
637 | Instructions!?! You don't see Cats reading instructions, do you? | 1.3836 | 0.03584 | 232 | 165 | 51 | 16 |
638 | Or we could just renew our gym memberships. | 1.3836 | 0.03979 | 232 | 158 | 59 | 15 |
639 | I’m not going any further without a reward. | 1.3836 | 0.04026 | 232 | 159 | 57 | 16 |
640 | No, I didn’t.... I thought YOU got the building permit! | 1.3836 | 0.04207 | 232 | 163 | 49 | 20 |
641 | We have a chance to change the paradigms here. | 1.3836 | 0.04207 | 232 | 163 | 49 | 20 |
642 | boards (12), screws (6), Allen wrench (1) "I think China's mad about the tariffs." "Why?" "Step One: You figure it out." | 1.3836 | 0.04207 | 232 | 163 | 49 | 20 |
643 | … then we time how long it takes them to start putting cheese in it. | 1.3836 | 0.04117 | 232 | 161 | 53 | 18 |
644 | Let's make sure it's not all left turns this time. | 1.3836 | 0.04163 | 232 | 162 | 51 | 19 |
645 | I warned you: Once you find the cheese, the test gets harder! | 1.3836 | 0.03979 | 232 | 163 | 51 | 18 |
646 | Don't you see? That's what they want you to do!! | 1.3836 | 0.04163 | 232 | 162 | 51 | 19 |
647 | Remind me again why we're building a better mousetrap? | 1.3836 | 0.04295 | 232 | 165 | 45 | 22 |
648 | I should never have asked for a promotion at work. | 1.3836 | 0.04117 | 232 | 161 | 53 | 18 |
649 | If we build it, they will come...with cheese | 1.3836 | 0.03932 | 232 | 157 | 61 | 14 |
650 | When someone builds a better mousetrap, it won't be Ikea | 1.3836 | 0.04072 | 232 | 160 | 55 | 17 |
651 | On second thought, let's do open concept. | 1.3836 | 0.04163 | 232 | 162 | 51 | 19 |
652 | Hmm...how about an open floor plan? | 1.3836 | 0.04026 | 232 | 159 | 57 | 16 |
653 | What do you say we call my cousin in Stockholm? | 1.3836 | 0.04117 | 232 | 161 | 53 | 18 |
654 | Trojan what? | 1.3836 | 0.03687 | 232 | 162 | 55 | 15 |
655 | Yes, I know I was only supposed to get Swedish meatballs. | 1.3836 | 0.04117 | 232 | 161 | 53 | 18 |
656 | Looks good to me - I think we're done here. | 1.3836 | 0.04117 | 232 | 166 | 45 | 21 |
657 | Every language but Mouse! | 1.3836 | 0.03979 | 232 | 158 | 59 | 15 |
658 | We have sixty-seven children, Arlene. Surely someone speaks Swedish. | 1.3836 | 0.03979 | 232 | 158 | 59 | 15 |
659 | Didn't we order a house?" (Eve Lily Lessard, Age 7 | 1.3836 | 0.04072 | 232 | 160 | 55 | 17 |
660 | See? This is what happens when the government cuts research funding. | 1.3836 | 0.03979 | 232 | 158 | 59 | 15 |
661 | ...Ask for help?! Are we men or mice?? | 1.3836 | 0.04026 | 232 | 159 | 57 | 16 |
662 | It’s for ages two months and up. | 1.3836 | 0.04207 | 232 | 163 | 49 | 20 |
663 | This year’s funding cuts sure have hit the lab hard. | 1.3836 | 0.04189 | 219 | 151 | 52 | 16 |
664 | It doesn't matter which language these are written in; we're mice. | 1.3833 | 0.04180 | 227 | 158 | 51 | 18 |
665 | Something's not right this time... there's no way out. | 1.3833 | 0.03940 | 227 | 153 | 61 | 13 |
666 | I think the cheese will look nice in the foyer. | 1.3833 | 0.04180 | 227 | 158 | 51 | 18 |
667 | I hear you, but try explaining irony to the Swedish. | 1.3833 | 0.03891 | 227 | 152 | 63 | 12 |
668 | The guy in the white coat says we now have to differentiate our skill set from the global workforce. | 1.3831 | 0.04217 | 201 | 136 | 53 | 12 |
669 | Let's go with the open floor plan. | 1.3829 | 0.04100 | 222 | 152 | 55 | 15 |
670 | You know, an open floor plan might make our lives a little easier. | 1.3829 | 0.04294 | 222 | 156 | 47 | 19 |
671 | Maybe we should go back to chewing through the wall... | 1.3826 | 0.04232 | 230 | 162 | 48 | 20 |
672 | It's a little extra work, but it's worth it for the Swedish meatballs. | 1.3826 | 0.04232 | 230 | 162 | 48 | 20 |
673 | Says here, "Cheese sold separately." | 1.3818 | 0.04174 | 220 | 152 | 52 | 16 |
674 | Remember, they mustn't know that we are a couple of hyperintelligent pandimensional beings. | 1.3818 | 0.04174 | 220 | 152 | 52 | 16 |
675 | Dude you’re in the LSD group, shut up and give caffeine the instructions. | 1.3816 | 0.04024 | 228 | 156 | 57 | 15 |
676 | Sure, it’s a bit more work, but when you get to the end there are Swedish meatballs. | 1.3810 | 0.04034 | 231 | 159 | 56 | 16 |
677 | ‘Remember the objective of this experiment is to throw that Professor off his tenure tract.’ | 1.3810 | 0.04081 | 231 | 160 | 54 | 17 |
678 | Because we saved THREE dollars with self-assembly! | 1.3807 | 0.04450 | 197 | 137 | 45 | 15 |
679 | Remember, left, left, right, left, right, right, cheese! | 1.3805 | 0.03847 | 226 | 151 | 64 | 11 |
680 | Well, the first thing we have to do is learn how to read. | 1.3805 | 0.04143 | 226 | 157 | 52 | 17 |
681 | This is the floomjin. The flamjen is the one that has the cheese. | 1.3802 | 0.04590 | 192 | 135 | 41 | 16 |
682 | This is kind of like asking a condemned man to build his own guillotine. | 1.3795 | 0.04021 | 224 | 153 | 57 | 14 |
683 | I think we can safely say we've made it to the next level of lab rats. | 1.3795 | 0.04021 | 224 | 153 | 57 | 14 |
684 | Let's take our time. It's not a race. | 1.3795 | 0.04119 | 224 | 155 | 53 | 16 |
685 | Yes, I believe we CAN build a better mouse trap! | 1.3790 | 0.03648 | 219 | 157 | 47 | 15 |
686 | It’s an enigma wrapped inside a riddle. | 1.3769 | 0.04470 | 199 | 140 | 43 | 16 |
687 | Do you think the cheese will also be from Norway? | 1.3767 | 0.04182 | 215 | 149 | 51 | 15 |
688 | Important life lesson: the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. | 1.3757 | 0.04574 | 189 | 133 | 41 | 15 |
689 | It was much easier to disassemble, wasn’t it? | 1.3710 | 0.04743 | 186 | 134 | 35 | 17 |
690 | Don't tell me you ate the cheese already | 1.3709 | 0.04407 | 213 | 153 | 41 | 19 |
691 | Of course it's bad science! Welcome to the intersection of privatization and funding cuts to basic research. | 1.3709 | 0.04356 | 213 | 152 | 43 | 18 |
692 | Let’s put the cheese in the front this time! | 1.3709 | 0.04254 | 213 | 150 | 47 | 16 |
693 | Screw this. | 1.3702 | 0.04899 | 181 | 132 | 31 | 18 |
694 | Then, if we make it through, it leads to the Ikea exit door. | 1.3697 | 0.04253 | 211 | 151 | 43 | 17 |
695 | Whaddaya mean "cheese not included"? | 1.3697 | 0.04280 | 211 | 149 | 46 | 16 |
696 | With the money we saved we can buy a nice piece of Asiago. | 1.3697 | 0.03922 | 211 | 145 | 55 | 11 |
697 | It's not the electrical shocks or the seemingly random food treats that motivate me as I work on this maze kit. It's your encouragement and simple belief in me. | 1.3697 | 0.04585 | 211 | 155 | 34 | 22 |
698 | For cheese? That’s it? | 1.3697 | 0.03464 | 211 | 155 | 42 | 14 |
699 | I can build a better one. | 1.3697 | 0.04536 | 211 | 154 | 36 | 21 |
700 | Living in the sink cabinet at the Jameson's was a much simpler time. | 1.3697 | 0.04173 | 211 | 147 | 50 | 14 |
701 | I don't think it is exactly ethical for us to be building a better mousetrap. | 1.3690 | 0.06938 | 84 | 60 | 17 | 7 |
702 | I'm starting to see the advantages to your 'open space' idea. | 1.3684 | 0.04199 | 209 | 146 | 49 | 14 |
703 | It can't be that tough. We've trained humans to do it. | 1.3684 | 0.04199 | 209 | 146 | 49 | 14 |
704 | I’m telling you, if we build it, the cheese will come. | 1.3684 | 0.04307 | 209 | 148 | 45 | 16 |
705 | There's no exit! It's not a maze, it's a mousetrap! | 1.3684 | 0.04464 | 209 | 151 | 39 | 19 |
706 | Lets screw them up and build it outside the box! | 1.3684 | 0.04515 | 209 | 152 | 37 | 20 |
707 | I hear the hamster needed outside help to put his wheel together. | 1.3684 | 0.04199 | 209 | 146 | 49 | 14 |
708 | Impossible! These instructions are just a maze. | 1.3684 | 0.04412 | 209 | 150 | 41 | 18 |
709 | We'll earn more cheese in construction than in research. | 1.3684 | 0.04307 | 209 | 148 | 45 | 16 |
710 | You had it upside down all along, Stuart! The cheese goes at the end. | 1.3684 | 0.04253 | 209 | 147 | 47 | 15 |
711 | I'd like to put the cheese at the entrance! | 1.3684 | 0.04360 | 209 | 149 | 43 | 17 |
712 | My cousin built one of these and we ever saw him again. | 1.3684 | 0.04088 | 209 | 144 | 53 | 12 |
713 | This psychologist is nuts. | 1.3684 | 0.04199 | 209 | 146 | 49 | 14 |
714 | My postdoc interned at IKEA | 1.3684 | 0.04116 | 209 | 147 | 48 | 14 |
715 | A permit?! How much does a ferkockte permit cost? | 1.3684 | 0.04088 | 209 | 144 | 53 | 12 |
716 | Rats! It says the cheese is sold separately. | 1.3684 | 0.04412 | 209 | 150 | 41 | 18 |
717 | Are we going to build a straight path to the end or are we going to make it fun? | 1.3684 | 0.04031 | 209 | 143 | 55 | 11 |
718 | If those humans think two mice are going to lift a bunch of plywood, they're dumber than I thought. | 1.3684 | 0.04143 | 209 | 145 | 51 | 13 |
719 | I say forget the maze, let’s go straight for the cheese! | 1.3684 | 0.04360 | 209 | 149 | 43 | 17 |
720 | Let’s ask Mexico to pay for it. | 1.3684 | 0.04253 | 209 | 147 | 47 | 15 |
721 | These instructions are so simple they must have been written for humans. | 1.3684 | 0.04171 | 209 | 148 | 46 | 15 |
722 | Well what do you know, all the parts are here. | 1.3684 | 0.03512 | 209 | 152 | 44 | 13 |
723 | I said I could do it I’m not calling my dad | 1.3684 | 0.04253 | 209 | 147 | 47 | 15 |
724 | If our relationship can survive putting together this thing, it can survive anything. | 1.3684 | 0.04253 | 209 | 147 | 47 | 15 |
725 | I thought we agreed on the open floor plan. | 1.3684 | 0.04143 | 209 | 145 | 51 | 13 |
726 | Let’s build a food cart and blow their minds. | 1.3684 | 0.04199 | 209 | 146 | 49 | 14 |
727 | I just don't think we got the one with solar panels | 1.3684 | 0.04307 | 209 | 148 | 45 | 16 |
728 | Ugh, instructions say Not Animal Tested | 1.3684 | 0.04143 | 209 | 145 | 51 | 13 |
729 | If we can put this thing together, we sure as hell can find our way out of it !! | 1.3684 | 0.04412 | 209 | 150 | 41 | 18 |
730 | Let's build it so that it looks challenging - he'll like that! | 1.3684 | 0.04253 | 209 | 147 | 47 | 15 |
731 | Lucky the guys aren't here--let's read the directions. | 1.3684 | 0.04515 | 209 | 152 | 37 | 20 |
732 | Hard to tell which is the real test. | 1.3671 | 0.04493 | 207 | 150 | 38 | 19 |
733 | They’re testing a theory on the complexity of assembling IKEA furniture. | 1.3671 | 0.04388 | 207 | 148 | 42 | 17 |
734 | What’s the Allen wrench for? | 1.3671 | 0.04388 | 207 | 148 | 42 | 17 |
735 | The bait? A beer and a pizza should do it. | 1.3671 | 0.04441 | 207 | 149 | 40 | 18 |
736 | Why? | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
737 | Trust me, we build this thing right it'll be a cheese machine. | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
738 | But now we’ll know the solution. | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
739 | should i get someone from taskrabbit? | 1.3671 | 0.04112 | 207 | 143 | 52 | 12 |
740 | This is the absolute last time we buy our maze from IKEA | 1.3671 | 0.04414 | 207 | 151 | 37 | 19 |
741 | Remind me; Why are we building this? | 1.3671 | 0.04388 | 207 | 148 | 42 | 17 |
742 | Remind me why we're doing this again? | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
743 | You complain every time we go to Ikea. | 1.3671 | 0.04388 | 207 | 148 | 42 | 17 |
744 | How bad do you want the cheese? | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
745 | I'm sorry you have to do all the work Allen, But this thing didn't come with a "Dennis wrench". | 1.3671 | 0.04441 | 207 | 149 | 40 | 18 |
746 | We have got to think out of the box. | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
747 | What the #$@* is a dowel? | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
748 | Look, I'm never going to finish this without a little positive reinforcement. | 1.3671 | 0.04224 | 207 | 145 | 48 | 14 |
749 | In my defense, it came with a Swedish meatball voucher. | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
750 | If we do the work ourselves, we can flip this maze for a lot more cheese. | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
751 | Actually, I think an open flow concept would give it a more contemporary look. | 1.3671 | 0.04388 | 207 | 148 | 42 | 17 |
752 | And I thought getting THROUGH a maze was hard. | 1.3671 | 0.04112 | 207 | 143 | 52 | 12 |
753 | I think it makes sense to start by opening the little packet of cheese. | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
754 | Tell me again why we are building a better mousetrap. | 1.3671 | 0.04361 | 207 | 150 | 39 | 18 |
755 | This is exactly like the one they featured on ‘This Old Maze’. | 1.3671 | 0.04224 | 207 | 145 | 48 | 14 |
756 | That's the last time I shop at IKEA | 1.3671 | 0.04083 | 207 | 150 | 41 | 16 |
757 | Are you sure Frank Lloyd Wright got started this way? | 1.3671 | 0.04334 | 207 | 147 | 44 | 16 |
758 | This one is designed to test our patience. | 1.3671 | 0.04441 | 207 | 149 | 40 | 18 |
759 | That's it. We are never buying anything from IKEA again. | 1.3671 | 0.04388 | 207 | 148 | 42 | 17 |
760 | Let's just stick with the open concept. | 1.3659 | 0.03710 | 205 | 145 | 49 | 11 |
761 | Do we really want to build more walls between us? | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
762 | For $50 Ikea will assemble it," I said. But Noooooooo | 1.3659 | 0.04576 | 205 | 150 | 35 | 20 |
763 | If we design and build our own maze just think how we can mess with the researcher's heads. | 1.3659 | 0.03612 | 205 | 151 | 40 | 14 |
764 | Their cheese is better than their instructions. | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
765 | Skinner never used Ikea. | 1.3659 | 0.04078 | 205 | 141 | 53 | 11 |
766 | After we build the labyrinth, I'll put on a pair of horns and really freak them out! | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
767 | Who better than us to build a better mousetrap? | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
768 | I'm sure it'll come together--these are the best-laid plans I've ever seen. | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
769 | Looks like the researchers got that IKEA grant. | 1.3659 | 0.04019 | 205 | 150 | 39 | 16 |
770 | We’d get a lot more work done with an open floor plan. | 1.3659 | 0.04307 | 205 | 145 | 45 | 15 |
771 | I really like the open floor vibe it has right now. | 1.3659 | 0.04137 | 205 | 142 | 51 | 12 |
772 | They let the research assistants go because of funding cuts. Finding the cure is up to us now. | 1.3659 | 0.04137 | 205 | 142 | 51 | 12 |
773 | Ever get the eerie feeling that you're a metaphor? | 1.3659 | 0.04470 | 205 | 148 | 39 | 18 |
774 | If his grant doesn’t get funded soon, we’ll be hiding the cheese too. | 1.3659 | 0.04194 | 205 | 143 | 49 | 13 |
775 | Ikea never told us that we'd need an opposable thumb | 1.3659 | 0.04470 | 205 | 148 | 39 | 18 |
776 | The instructions are in Mandarin. | 1.3659 | 0.03408 | 205 | 153 | 38 | 14 |
777 | With a beer in the middle, we’ll get a human every time. | 1.3659 | 0.04362 | 205 | 146 | 43 | 16 |
778 | I've been saying since the Middle Ages, literacy is overrated in species without opposable thumbs. | 1.3659 | 0.04470 | 205 | 148 | 39 | 18 |
779 | Well, I think buying the prefab model would have gotten a higher intelligence score | 1.3652 | 0.04621 | 178 | 126 | 39 | 13 |
780 | I can't wait to see the look on their faces tomorrow morning | 1.3646 | 0.04258 | 192 | 133 | 48 | 11 |
781 | Next, they’ll expect us to make our own cheese. | 1.3645 | 0.04500 | 203 | 147 | 38 | 18 |
782 | Nah, dude, this is the test. The maze is inconsequential. | 1.3645 | 0.04191 | 203 | 144 | 45 | 14 |
783 | Did you remember the bread crumbs? | 1.3645 | 0.04103 | 203 | 140 | 52 | 11 |
784 | Believe me. If you build it, the cheese will come. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
785 | What the...? It says here 'cheese not included'. | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 141 | 50 | 12 |
786 | Marie Kondo called. She wants her drawer dividers back. | 1.3645 | 0.04445 | 203 | 146 | 40 | 17 |
787 | I think they just want to see if we can figure it out. | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 146 | 42 | 15 |
788 | This got a 4.9 star rating. It's called the Bitoor Moȕzn Tryapp. Not sure what that means, but my sister built one and loved it so much she never came out. | 1.3645 | 0.04390 | 203 | 145 | 42 | 16 |
789 | First, we'll have to learn to read. | 1.3645 | 0.04390 | 203 | 145 | 42 | 16 |
790 | Let’s make it look challenging | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 141 | 50 | 12 |
791 | Don’t worry, there’s always GPS. | 1.3645 | 0.04103 | 203 | 140 | 52 | 11 |
792 | Don’t look at me, I wanted to get a used one off Craigslist. | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 141 | 50 | 12 |
793 | Assembly is extra but on the bright side it came with Swedish meatballs and a jar of lingonberry jam. | 1.3645 | 0.04334 | 203 | 144 | 44 | 15 |
794 | Screw it. Wanna grab a pizza? | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
795 | I don't like the Feng Shui of these maze blueprints. | 1.3645 | 0.04445 | 203 | 146 | 40 | 17 |
796 | We're only rewarded if we run through a maze, not assemble one. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
797 | Look busy. This is the first test. | 1.3645 | 0.04390 | 203 | 145 | 42 | 16 |
798 | Phase two trials are always more rigorous | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
799 | This is the Swedish version of Who Moved My Cheese? | 1.3645 | 0.04162 | 203 | 141 | 50 | 12 |
800 | What if we just go for open concept? | 1.3645 | 0.04220 | 203 | 142 | 48 | 13 |
801 | Trust me, Fred. “Exploding Litter Box” is going to go viral! | 1.3645 | 0.04445 | 203 | 146 | 40 | 17 |
802 | I hope they put Swedish meatballs at the end instead of cheese this time. | 1.3645 | 0.04554 | 203 | 148 | 36 | 19 |
803 | I can’t read Swedish, but I swear there are pieces missing. | 1.3645 | 0.04445 | 203 | 146 | 40 | 17 |
804 | Beats me. I only know how to find the cheese. | 1.3645 | 0.03630 | 203 | 140 | 55 | 8 |
805 | This is about creating our own reality | 1.3636 | 0.04440 | 176 | 122 | 44 | 10 |
806 | I'm not going back there for a missing screw. | 1.3636 | 0.04655 | 176 | 125 | 38 | 13 |
807 | They don't know we saw the plans, so when you break the record, act really surprised. | 1.3632 | 0.04419 | 201 | 144 | 41 | 16 |
808 | OK, we agree, then. We'll lay it out open-concept style and we each get our own master bedroom with a walk-in closet. | 1.3632 | 0.04475 | 201 | 145 | 39 | 17 |
809 | How do you think we'll get the human to run through it? | 1.3632 | 0.04285 | 190 | 132 | 47 | 11 |
810 | I heard the winning team gets Swedish meatballs. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
811 | Now, remember, this is a Skinner box. Our behavior counts more than our thoughts. | 1.3621 | 0.04397 | 174 | 120 | 45 | 9 |
812 | You know, we could have some fun with this. | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
813 | Ironically, this is our ticket out of here. | 1.3618 | 0.04273 | 199 | 140 | 46 | 13 |
814 | It absolutely did not take the entire weekend when I made the exercise wheel. | 1.3618 | 0.04448 | 199 | 143 | 40 | 16 |
815 | Stop saying "Who moved our cheese?" There IS no cheese. | 1.3618 | 0.04448 | 199 | 143 | 40 | 16 |
816 | This time, let’s make it a little easier to find the pantry. | 1.3618 | 0.04273 | 199 | 140 | 46 | 13 |
817 | Open concept is the latest rage. I want to be able to see the babies from the kitchen. | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
818 | I thought we agreed on open concept. | 1.3618 | 0.04029 | 199 | 136 | 54 | 9 |
819 | Tim, are you sure the cheese didn't come in the box? | 1.3618 | 0.03997 | 199 | 143 | 43 | 13 |
820 | Mon dieu! Alain, not Allen! | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
821 | I'm creating my own reality. | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
822 | Because the last time we made the maze out of corn, your family ate the whole thing. | 1.3617 | 0.04313 | 188 | 131 | 46 | 11 |
823 | Tell me again why we want to build a better mousetrap? | 1.3617 | 0.04753 | 188 | 138 | 32 | 18 |
824 | We bit off more than we can chew. | 1.3604 | 0.04240 | 197 | 138 | 47 | 12 |
825 | It says 'some assembly required'. -Obviously a trap. | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 142 | 41 | 14 |
826 | No. What's Flowers for Algernon? | 1.3604 | 0.04360 | 197 | 140 | 43 | 14 |
827 | I told you we shouldn't order from Ikea. | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 139 | 45 | 13 |
828 | Fuck...this...shit. | 1.3604 | 0.04592 | 197 | 144 | 35 | 18 |
829 | Trust me, the more missing parts, the better. | 1.3604 | 0.04178 | 197 | 137 | 49 | 11 |
830 | Tell me you didn't get the placebo. | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 139 | 45 | 13 |
831 | You say it's Stockholm syndrome. I say it's IKEA! | 1.3604 | 0.04360 | 197 | 140 | 43 | 14 |
832 | I think we should go with an open floor plan. | 1.3604 | 0.04419 | 197 | 141 | 41 | 15 |
833 | It would be ironic if this turned out to be a rat trap. | 1.3604 | 0.04419 | 197 | 141 | 41 | 15 |
834 | Let's build the world's worst mousetrap. | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 139 | 45 | 13 |
835 | It says here we can call for help. | 1.3604 | 0.04419 | 197 | 141 | 41 | 15 |
836 | Do you ever wonder if we sometimes get talked into doing things that are not in our best interest?" | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 139 | 45 | 13 |
837 | I still say we should go with the open floor plan and a few throw pillows. | 1.3604 | 0.04360 | 197 | 140 | 43 | 14 |
838 | It's called a Stockholm Maze and we WILL enjoy assembling it! | 1.3604 | 0.04360 | 197 | 140 | 43 | 14 |
839 | Let's start with the cheese and work backward. | 1.3604 | 0.04240 | 197 | 138 | 47 | 12 |
840 | I'll build it but I'm damned if they can make me run around in it. | 1.3604 | 0.04240 | 197 | 138 | 47 | 12 |
841 | This is what I hate about Swedish labs. | 1.3604 | 0.04535 | 197 | 143 | 37 | 17 |
842 | Oh, great. The instructions are written in Cat! | 1.3604 | 0.04116 | 197 | 136 | 51 | 10 |
843 | Now that I'm designing the mazes, you'll always find the cheese in the first room past that door. | 1.3602 | 0.04408 | 186 | 131 | 43 | 12 |
844 | If we make it too easy, they might catch on and stop the cheese. | 1.3602 | 0.04408 | 186 | 131 | 43 | 12 |
845 | How will we know if we get it right? | 1.3600 | 0.04873 | 175 | 128 | 31 | 16 |
846 | Piece of cheese. | 1.3590 | 0.04141 | 195 | 135 | 50 | 10 |
847 | ...and with your small investment, I can add a second floor and flip this in weeks not months. | 1.3590 | 0.04449 | 195 | 140 | 40 | 15 |
848 | Honestly, I think it works better as a studio. | 1.3590 | 0.04267 | 195 | 137 | 46 | 12 |
849 | Look what we can do with this new drug we're testing." | 1.3590 | 0.04449 | 195 | 140 | 40 | 15 |
850 | We can build the maze in thirty minutes, find out way out in 4, or we can climb up the mans leg and grab the cheese when he freaks out. | 1.3584 | 0.04630 | 173 | 123 | 38 | 12 |
851 | Well I know we use this to line the bottom | 1.3580 | 0.04714 | 176 | 127 | 35 | 14 |
852 | I heard that IKEA's funding the research. | 1.3575 | 0.04263 | 193 | 138 | 42 | 13 |
853 | I checked the box 3 times, and I swear to you there is no Allen wrench in there!! | 1.3575 | 0.04167 | 193 | 134 | 49 | 10 |
854 | My granddad tells of a time when these came pre-assembled, with a prize inside. | 1.3575 | 0.04231 | 193 | 135 | 47 | 11 |
855 | The spring's missing! | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 193 | 139 | 39 | 15 |
856 | I warned you about these millennial graduate students. | 1.3575 | 0.04101 | 193 | 133 | 51 | 9 |
857 | Let’s just YouTube the tutorial. | 1.3575 | 0.03899 | 193 | 135 | 49 | 9 |
858 | They test on mice first to make sure it’s not harmful for new couples | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 193 | 139 | 39 | 15 |
859 | Just act dumb the first few times...then it's cheese heaven. | 1.3575 | 0.04357 | 193 | 137 | 43 | 13 |
860 | Only the Swedes could convince *us* to build a better mousetrap. | 1.3575 | 0.04418 | 193 | 138 | 41 | 14 |
861 | Let's go ask the cat. | 1.3575 | 0.04598 | 193 | 141 | 35 | 17 |
862 | I was Ok booking my own travel and pumping my own gas but this time they’ve gone too far. | 1.3575 | 0.04479 | 193 | 139 | 39 | 15 |
863 | I say we take the cheese and get the hell out of here. | 1.3575 | 0.04539 | 193 | 140 | 37 | 16 |
864 | A second bathroom will minimize droppings. | 1.3575 | 0.04418 | 193 | 138 | 41 | 14 |
865 | I think I know how to read instructions Minnie! | 1.3575 | 0.04357 | 193 | 137 | 43 | 13 |
866 | Wouldn't it make more sense to have the cheese on outside tables and serve wine? | 1.3575 | 0.04294 | 193 | 136 | 45 | 12 |
867 | where do you want the droppings | 1.3575 | 0.04539 | 193 | 140 | 37 | 16 |
868 | We have to build it now, too? | 1.3575 | 0.04418 | 193 | 138 | 41 | 14 |
869 | On second thought I think we should go with an open room concept. | 1.3575 | 0.04294 | 193 | 136 | 45 | 12 |
870 | Should we build this consistent with Skinnerian or gestalt principles? | 1.3575 | 0.04167 | 193 | 134 | 49 | 10 |
871 | I liked the meatballs. | 1.3560 | 0.04193 | 191 | 133 | 48 | 10 |
872 | Following the assembly instructions backwards was brilliant! | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
873 | We're clearly not working for a rocket scientist. | 1.3560 | 0.04385 | 191 | 136 | 42 | 13 |
874 | This would be a lot easier if we could read. | 1.3560 | 0.04385 | 191 | 136 | 42 | 13 |
875 | Why'd you have to go to Ikea? | 1.3560 | 0.04448 | 191 | 137 | 40 | 14 |
876 | Those NIH budget cuts are really trickling down! | 1.3560 | 0.04570 | 191 | 139 | 36 | 16 |
877 | Do we really need a better mousetrap? | 1.3560 | 0.04509 | 191 | 138 | 38 | 15 |
878 | It's a TRAP!!! | 1.3560 | 0.04448 | 191 | 137 | 40 | 14 |
879 | Geez, we solve one maze and he sure steps up the degree of difficulty. | 1.3560 | 0.03921 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
880 | What?! The cheese is sold separately?!! | 1.3560 | 0.04448 | 191 | 137 | 40 | 14 |
881 | Of course there are no words. Mice can't read! | 1.3560 | 0.04354 | 191 | 138 | 39 | 14 |
882 | Maze? No. It's my new bed frame and nightstands. | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
883 | It says right here, ‘cheese not included.’ | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
884 | Screw this - let's think outside the box. | 1.3560 | 0.04509 | 191 | 138 | 38 | 15 |
885 | Stop complaining. A maze is suppose to be complicated. | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
886 | I'm hungry. Let's eschew the instructions. | 1.3560 | 0.03741 | 191 | 134 | 49 | 8 |
887 | No! I like it, it’s just— I think they’re going to notice.” | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
888 | It's IKEA, what could go wrong? | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
889 | If homo sapiens designed it, it cannot be that complicated | 1.3560 | 0.04509 | 191 | 138 | 38 | 15 |
890 | Looks like we’re in the control group on this one. | 1.3560 | 0.04448 | 191 | 137 | 40 | 14 |
891 | This is the last time I buy something from IKEA. | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
892 | This is only page 1. There are 12 more to go. | 1.3560 | 0.04509 | 191 | 138 | 38 | 15 |
893 | I prefer a more open floor plan. | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
894 | No! I do not read Swedish" | 1.3560 | 0.03393 | 191 | 142 | 38 | 11 |
895 | I told you buying prefabricated is a scam. | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
896 | DIY. WTF! | 1.3560 | 0.04689 | 191 | 141 | 32 | 18 |
897 | With ten cubicles, we should be able to make a few bucks. | 1.3560 | 0.04193 | 191 | 133 | 48 | 10 |
898 | Oh no, it's a better one. | 1.3560 | 0.04093 | 191 | 139 | 39 | 13 |
899 | As usual, we’re short two screws. | 1.3560 | 0.04093 | 191 | 134 | 47 | 10 |
900 | Can you believe it is in Swedish? | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
901 | Gee, I dunno. Do we really want to be a metaphor? | 1.3560 | 0.04322 | 191 | 135 | 44 | 12 |
902 | Let's make it tough so they'll think we're struggling. | 1.3560 | 0.04385 | 191 | 136 | 42 | 13 |
903 | Come on, if Arnold Palmer can design a golf course we can do this! | 1.3560 | 0.04059 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
904 | And all I’m sayin’ is freedom’s an illusion. We all live in prisons of our own making. | 1.3560 | 0.04193 | 191 | 133 | 48 | 10 |
905 | Wait a minute. Let’s think outside the box. | 1.3560 | 0.04193 | 191 | 133 | 48 | 10 |
906 | It goes without saying that we don't tell anyone we built this. Okay? | 1.3560 | 0.04570 | 191 | 139 | 36 | 16 |
907 | Sorry I couldn't get us out of this. | 1.3560 | 0.03991 | 191 | 130 | 54 | 7 |
908 | If we don't put up the walls, it will be easier to get the cheese. | 1.3560 | 0.04509 | 191 | 138 | 38 | 15 |
909 | Who says we have to build a maze? I'm more an open floorplan kinda mouse. | 1.3560 | 0.04630 | 191 | 140 | 34 | 17 |
910 | So you insist on knowing your IQ. And I say, we can take a test on the internet. But NO! You insist on going to IKEA | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
911 | Just call TaskRabbit. I think he’s in Lab 4. | 1.3560 | 0.04448 | 191 | 137 | 40 | 14 |
912 | Let's put the cheese right at the beginning. | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
913 | IKEA owes us three screws and a piece of cheese | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
914 | We set it up, we run it, we time ourselves. Something to do with the funding cuts. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
915 | We just started and I'm already lost. | 1.3545 | 0.04152 | 189 | 131 | 49 | 9 |
916 | The real problem is going to be getting the cat to try it. | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
917 | Let's just forget this and go straight for the cheese. | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
918 | Wait—you have to buy the cheese SEPARATELY? | 1.3545 | 0.04663 | 189 | 139 | 33 | 17 |
919 | If we build it ourselves, we should do well on the tests. | 1.3545 | 0.04285 | 189 | 133 | 45 | 11 |
920 | An open-plan office might be WAY simpler. | 1.3545 | 0.04152 | 189 | 131 | 49 | 9 |
921 | Cheese sold separately." Damn | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
922 | It's all in Swedish! | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
923 | We got this- a straight line to the cheese. | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
924 | Now they want US to train our replacements! | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
925 | I told you we should've just rented | 1.3545 | 0.04285 | 189 | 133 | 45 | 11 |
926 | Remind me... why are we doing this? | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
927 | The kit states “cheese included.” Is that cheese on your breath? | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
928 | Yep, the three most feared words. Some assembly required. | 1.3545 | 0.04663 | 189 | 139 | 33 | 17 |
929 | Next they’ll want us to make our own cheese. | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
930 | Quit saying, "Make it snappy." | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
931 | I knew there were budget cuts, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
932 | This looks hard. Maybe we should just go with the open floor plan. | 1.3545 | 0.04152 | 189 | 131 | 49 | 9 |
933 | We should let Customer Service know the set arrived without cheese. | 1.3545 | 0.04318 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
934 | I say let them build their own better mousetrap. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
935 | We won't have to go back on the treadmill if we pretend we don't know what we are doing! | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
936 | I'm thinking fewer dead ends this time. | 1.3545 | 0.04285 | 189 | 133 | 45 | 11 |
937 | If we can put this together, we'll video THEIR confusion. | 1.3545 | 0.04663 | 189 | 139 | 33 | 17 |
938 | Even by psychologist standards, this is nuts. | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
939 | You know... we could do an open floor plan. | 1.3545 | 0.04014 | 189 | 129 | 53 | 7 |
940 | Well we took the whole thing apart, so where's the cheese? | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
941 | I say we just go to the bar | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
942 | He’s learned to place the cheese correctly nearly every time. If he solves this one, we should publish. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
943 | Oh, great. We survived the tobacco experiment, but now this says "This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to cause cancer". | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
944 | If we were really smart we’d have known what ‘some assembly required’ means. | 1.3545 | 0.04118 | 189 | 133 | 46 | 10 |
945 | Why don't we add a reward step at the end and see if any human will follow the directions | 1.3543 | 0.04586 | 175 | 125 | 38 | 12 |
946 | Let's just make sure shoppers go through every room. | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
947 | I’m not going in there again until they start offering some vegan options. | 1.3529 | 0.04346 | 187 | 135 | 39 | 13 |
948 | We have to think outside the box. | 1.3529 | 0.04444 | 187 | 134 | 40 | 13 |
949 | It's from IKEA. | 1.3529 | 0.04444 | 187 | 134 | 40 | 13 |
950 | So just how hungry are you? | 1.3529 | 0.04634 | 187 | 137 | 34 | 16 |
951 | I have no idea how this goes together--I'm a Norwegian rat, not a Swedish one. | 1.3529 | 0.04696 | 187 | 138 | 32 | 17 |
952 | Let's memorize plan. We'll complete the maze challenge while walking backwards. It'll skewer their research for years, and maybe they'll keep us around longer." | 1.3529 | 0.04509 | 187 | 135 | 38 | 14 |
953 | Who moved my cubicle? | 1.3529 | 0.04634 | 187 | 137 | 34 | 16 |
954 | I just realized we don't have thumbs. | 1.3529 | 0.04509 | 187 | 135 | 38 | 14 |
955 | I don't know. I say we just take the cheese and run. | 1.3529 | 0.04108 | 187 | 134 | 42 | 11 |
956 | I couldn't help it: I ate the cheese. | 1.3529 | 0.04696 | 187 | 138 | 32 | 17 |
957 | Sort of a conflict of interest, but a job’s a job, ya know? | 1.3529 | 0.04313 | 187 | 132 | 44 | 11 |
958 | It says it right here, "Cheese not included." | 1.3529 | 0.04280 | 187 | 139 | 33 | 15 |
959 | There's no clause specifically stating the cheese must be at the end. | 1.3529 | 0.04038 | 187 | 128 | 52 | 7 |
960 | This has disaster written all over it | 1.3529 | 0.03703 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
961 | Let's try and think outside the box. | 1.3529 | 0.04379 | 187 | 133 | 42 | 12 |
962 | No, no cheese. Swedish meatballs. | 1.3529 | 0.04572 | 187 | 136 | 36 | 15 |
963 | I hear what you are saying but I think dead ends are so last year. | 1.3529 | 0.04313 | 187 | 132 | 44 | 11 |
964 | This is the last time we get a maze from IKEA. | 1.3529 | 0.03545 | 187 | 139 | 37 | 11 |
965 | First let's agree where the cheese should go. | 1.3529 | 0.04572 | 187 | 136 | 36 | 15 |
966 | I can already tell this experiment isn't going to end well. | 1.3529 | 0.04313 | 187 | 137 | 36 | 14 |
967 | Great. We haven’t even started and you’re already lost. | 1.3529 | 0.04444 | 187 | 134 | 40 | 13 |
968 | Typical! Cheese not included. | 1.3529 | 0.04108 | 187 | 134 | 42 | 11 |
969 | I know...what can I say? It’s from IKEA | 1.3529 | 0.04379 | 187 | 133 | 42 | 12 |
970 | This is not what I meant when I said I want to live some place amazing. | 1.3529 | 0.04696 | 187 | 138 | 32 | 17 |
971 | This is why I said “no Scandinavian labs,” Karen. | 1.3529 | 0.04379 | 187 | 133 | 42 | 12 |
972 | Let’s just Google it. | 1.3529 | 0.04379 | 187 | 133 | 42 | 12 |
973 | If you say 'hugge' one more time, you can build it yourself. | 1.3529 | 0.04509 | 187 | 135 | 38 | 14 |
974 | Are we going to have to make another trip to the Home Depot? | 1.3529 | 0.04509 | 187 | 135 | 38 | 14 |
975 | I hate you so much right now. | 1.3529 | 0.04509 | 187 | 135 | 38 | 14 |
976 | Fortunately, I resisted my urge to eat the instructions. | 1.3526 | 0.04267 | 190 | 134 | 45 | 11 |
977 | Remember, we want to build it so we're by the exit when we finish. | 1.3523 | 0.04420 | 176 | 124 | 42 | 10 |
978 | I didn't expect these instructions to be so labyrinthine. | 1.3523 | 0.04420 | 176 | 124 | 42 | 10 |
979 | I actually understand the instructions...Amazing! | 1.3523 | 0.04564 | 176 | 126 | 38 | 12 |
980 | Obviously IKEA has very few mice in its design department | 1.3515 | 0.04999 | 165 | 122 | 28 | 15 |
981 | Turns out, building a maze is a heck of a lot harder than finding your way out. | 1.3514 | 0.04273 | 185 | 130 | 45 | 10 |
982 | I'm afraid I'm not gonna be much help. The lab guys removed my hippocampi and I've forgotten every bit of Chinese I ever learned. | 1.3514 | 0.04475 | 185 | 133 | 39 | 13 |
983 | Let me get this straight. Scientists know we can build this complex maze — yet the whole reason for it is to have us run around inside to see how smart we are. Is this a government operation or what? | 1.3514 | 0.04342 | 185 | 131 | 43 | 11 |
984 | Are you kidding me? They forgot to include the cheese? | 1.3514 | 0.04273 | 185 | 130 | 45 | 10 |
985 | The reward at the end of the maze is a Swedish meatball. | 1.3514 | 0.04375 | 185 | 134 | 38 | 13 |
986 | I'm thinking split level, wine celler in the basement. | 1.3514 | 0.03877 | 185 | 132 | 44 | 9 |
987 | What's this 'cheese not included' nonsense? | 1.3514 | 0.04342 | 185 | 131 | 43 | 11 |
988 | I was thinking more of an open floor plan. | 1.3514 | 0.04342 | 185 | 131 | 43 | 11 |
989 | Oh great.We've got all the parts, but the wrong tool. | 1.3514 | 0.04475 | 185 | 133 | 39 | 13 |
990 | First we kill all the lawyers. | 1.3514 | 0.04604 | 185 | 135 | 35 | 15 |
991 | It takes a mouse to build a better mousetrap. | 1.3514 | 0.04604 | 185 | 135 | 35 | 15 |
992 | Why can't we serve our cheese on a plate like everyone else? | 1.3514 | 0.03989 | 185 | 131 | 45 | 9 |
993 | What do you think "placera ost här" means? | 1.3514 | 0.04604 | 185 | 135 | 35 | 15 |
994 | As far as I am concerned, they are all extra parts. | 1.3514 | 0.04475 | 185 | 133 | 39 | 13 |
995 | We’ve got this! You can read, right? | 1.3503 | 0.04251 | 177 | 128 | 38 | 11 |
996 | Don't run the maze too fast or he'll know we cheated. | 1.3500 | 0.04791 | 160 | 115 | 34 | 11 |
997 | Of course the one in Jersey is bigger but for the last time, we're city mice. | 1.3497 | 0.04159 | 183 | 127 | 48 | 8 |
998 | No wonder they call it Nö Ejksøt | 1.3497 | 0.04637 | 183 | 134 | 34 | 15 |
999 | No, I can’t read Swedish either. | 1.3497 | 0.04266 | 183 | 131 | 41 | 11 |
1000 | Cutbacks | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
1001 | Fine. See if YOU can do any better without thumbs. | 1.3497 | 0.04301 | 183 | 129 | 44 | 10 |
1002 | The cat will never find us once we get this thing built. | 1.3497 | 0.04086 | 183 | 126 | 50 | 7 |
1003 | I think this whole animal testing thing has gone a bit far. | 1.3497 | 0.04370 | 183 | 130 | 42 | 11 |
1004 | I'm sure the website said cheese was included. | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
1005 | Now that we've taken it apart it should be easier to find the food. | 1.3497 | 0.04301 | 183 | 129 | 44 | 10 |
1006 | This would be easier with opposable thumbs. | 1.3497 | 0.04301 | 183 | 129 | 44 | 10 |
1007 | See, I told you. It says right here, “Cheese not included.” | 1.3497 | 0.04637 | 183 | 134 | 34 | 15 |
1008 | Let's do the maze at IKEA, you said... It'll be FUN, you said... | 1.3491 | 0.04535 | 169 | 120 | 39 | 10 |
1009 | Just as I feared: “Cheese not included.” | 1.3490 | 0.05296 | 149 | 111 | 24 | 14 |
1010 | IKEA?! This is gonna be harder than the damn maze . | 1.3486 | 0.04786 | 175 | 129 | 31 | 15 |
1011 | Darn, the cheese is sold separately | 1.3481 | 0.04400 | 181 | 129 | 41 | 11 |
1012 | I TOLD you we should have shopped at the dollhouse store! | 1.3481 | 0.04469 | 181 | 130 | 39 | 12 |
1013 | How about we just build a better mousetrap instead? | 1.3481 | 0.04400 | 181 | 134 | 33 | 14 |
1014 | The quality sucks - they forgot the exit! | 1.3481 | 0.04537 | 181 | 131 | 37 | 13 |
1015 | I think they add extra parts just to mess with you! | 1.3481 | 0.04469 | 181 | 130 | 39 | 12 |
1016 | A line-of-sight path to the exit? Amazing! | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 132 | 37 | 12 |
1017 | Wait, it's missing the cheese. | 1.3481 | 0.04537 | 181 | 131 | 37 | 13 |
1018 | Just act baffled and they’ll give up on this stupid new experiment. | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
1019 | I'm not sure what this is, but it looks amazing. | 1.3481 | 0.04537 | 181 | 131 | 37 | 13 |
1020 | It's IKEA, so we start on page 3, go to page 1, then to page 7. | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
1021 | Any chance you speak Swedish? | 1.3481 | 0.03551 | 181 | 133 | 39 | 9 |
1022 | So, what are all these extra pieces for? | 1.3481 | 0.04185 | 181 | 131 | 39 | 11 |
1023 | It was a Secret Santa gift from the lab! | 1.3481 | 0.04400 | 181 | 129 | 41 | 11 |
1024 | It's the intelligence test before the intelligence test. | 1.3481 | 0.04537 | 181 | 131 | 37 | 13 |
1025 | After we're done, let's put the cheese at the beginning this time. | 1.3481 | 0.04435 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
1026 | It used to be enough to figure out how to escape a maze. | 1.3481 | 0.04330 | 181 | 128 | 43 | 10 |
1027 | Yup, it's Ikea. Looks like the research grant was trimmed again." | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1028 | Why? Because it's here. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1029 | Get over yourself, Jerry. Nobody's watching to measure your response to this. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1030 | Why are we building a "better" mouse trap again? | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
1031 | I'm telling you, we need to start thinking outside the box! | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1032 | Just saying, something strange about them hiring us to build a better mouse trap. | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
1033 | Whoa! Cheese not included. | 1.3464 | 0.04500 | 179 | 129 | 38 | 12 |
1034 | Honestly, it would be easier to just build a better mousetrap. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
1035 | Our lives are completely meaningless. | 1.3464 | 0.04249 | 179 | 128 | 41 | 10 |
1036 | Geoff, to be brutally honest with you, I do think the culture of our lab has changed somewhat since the move to the private sector. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1037 | I think it’s some kind of test. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
1038 | Navigating the maze is really quite simple if you read the plans first. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1039 | When I told you to "amaze me" this wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1040 | It's so easy a human can do it | 1.3459 | 0.04549 | 159 | 112 | 39 | 8 |
1041 | This is a lot of work just for cheese. | 1.3455 | 0.04987 | 165 | 123 | 27 | 15 |
1042 | Things are bad when you've to make your own maze. | 1.3446 | 0.03582 | 177 | 126 | 45 | 6 |
1043 | That’s the trickle down effect of the science funding cuts. | 1.3446 | 0.04314 | 177 | 125 | 43 | 9 |
1044 | Wait. WE have to build the maze our own cheese will be hidden in because Mexico refused to pay for it ? | 1.3446 | 0.04740 | 177 | 131 | 31 | 15 |
1045 | Frankly, after looking at the parts list, I fail to see what's in it for either of us. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1046 | Please tell me you didn’t get this from Ikea. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 130 | 34 | 13 |
1047 | Task rabbit assembles this in 20 minutes. | 1.3446 | 0.04671 | 177 | 130 | 33 | 14 |
1048 | More importantly, did you pick up the Swedish meatballs? | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
1049 | How many times...it's the Deluxe kit that includes the Gruyere, Bob. | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
1050 | On the list of necessary tools it says "opposable thumbs." | 1.3446 | 0.04602 | 177 | 129 | 35 | 13 |
1051 | These oft go awry. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1052 | Do you understand Swedish? | 1.3446 | 0.04314 | 177 | 125 | 43 | 9 |
1053 | Apparently, this one's a marriage test. | 1.3446 | 0.04671 | 177 | 130 | 33 | 14 |
1054 | I say we just make a run for it. | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
1055 | How advanced do they think we are? | 1.3446 | 0.04124 | 177 | 130 | 36 | 11 |
1056 | It’s the best laid plan of mice only. Where are the men? | 1.3446 | 0.04388 | 177 | 126 | 41 | 10 |
1057 | Their mistake. I ordered the one for humans. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1058 | Well, this will easier to build than that Skinner Box you just had to have. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1059 | If you say, “Fire code.” one more time, you can go, right back to renting. | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
1060 | We should have paid the extra for Ikea to assemble it. | 1.3446 | 0.04671 | 177 | 130 | 33 | 14 |
1061 | Are we sure this is not a mousetrap? | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1062 | It was a marketing trap, dear. It says here that the cheese for this maze is sold separately! | 1.3446 | 0.04388 | 177 | 126 | 41 | 10 |
1063 | If I plan this right, the kids will be looking for the cheese until we can finish a conversation. | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
1064 | This maze ends with Swedish meatballs instead of cheese. | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
1065 | This is way too complex. Let's go for open concept. | 1.3446 | 0.04388 | 177 | 126 | 41 | 10 |
1066 | Maze, schmaze...what I want is a room without a roof! | 1.3446 | 0.04740 | 177 | 131 | 31 | 15 |
1067 | Let’s use TaskRabbit. | 1.3446 | 0.04239 | 177 | 124 | 45 | 8 |
1068 | You think you’re lost now... | 1.3446 | 0.04163 | 177 | 123 | 47 | 7 |
1069 | If we build it, food will come! | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
1070 | Let’s test this on humans first. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1071 | Now do you believe me when I say there have been some serious scientific cutbacks. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1072 | They say that the first step to fulfilment is to make your own path. | 1.3439 | 0.04757 | 157 | 113 | 34 | 10 |
1073 | This a whole new level of animal cruelty | 1.3439 | 0.05008 | 157 | 116 | 28 | 13 |
1074 | Why don't we just make it open-concept and use the pieces to make a coffee table and cheese tray? | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 123 | 44 | 8 |
1075 | What do you mean the cheese is sold separately? | 1.3429 | 0.04775 | 175 | 130 | 30 | 15 |
1076 | Do they think we're blind? It's just another trap. | 1.3429 | 0.04189 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
1077 | We can sell the maps for a huge profit. | 1.3429 | 0.03644 | 175 | 133 | 31 | 11 |
1078 | Let's put it together so there's no way out, and then let them call us stupid. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1079 | IKEA, am I right?! | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1080 | Honey, can we have separate bedrooms? | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1081 | Algernon is late again. I say we build without him. | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1082 | Ugh, the instructions are in rat. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1083 | If we finish they give you Swedish meatballs. | 1.3429 | 0.04343 | 175 | 124 | 42 | 9 |
1084 | Let's just order the cheese online. | 1.3429 | 0.04343 | 175 | 124 | 42 | 9 |
1085 | Honestly, I only go there for the Swedish meatballs and the sparkling pear juice. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1086 | Never order from IKEA. | 1.3429 | 0.04070 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1087 | Talk about getting lost in your work. | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1088 | See, nobody's out to get us. Parts C, H, E, E, S, and E are all here! | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1089 | I didn't read the fine print: cheese not included. | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1090 | The cuts for science research went a bit too far. | 1.3429 | 0.04843 | 175 | 131 | 28 | 16 |
1091 | Is our relationship ready for this? | 1.3429 | 0.04110 | 175 | 121 | 48 | 6 |
1092 | We'll never get the cheese - it's Ikea. | 1.3429 | 0.04380 | 175 | 127 | 37 | 11 |
1093 | Feels like a trap to me | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1094 | I wouldn't normally go the trouble, but they've got a nice hunk of Manchego today. | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 123 | 44 | 8 |
1095 | Look, just think outside of the box on this one. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1096 | Believe me. They forgot the hole. | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1097 | This would be much easier if we had opposable thumbs. | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1098 | You think this is hard? Try putting a pop-up tent back in its bag! | 1.3429 | 0.04600 | 175 | 130 | 31 | 14 |
1099 | Of course, Ikea tells us how to put the damn thing together, but doesn't tell us how to get out when we are done. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1100 | Do you think we got the new drug or the placebo? | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1101 | Just to make it interesting, let’s decrease the behavior after the positive reinforcement. | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1102 | Just in case we screw this up, let's eat before we start. | 1.3419 | 0.04617 | 155 | 110 | 37 | 8 |
1103 | That was some good cheese, now let's get to work on this. | 1.3419 | 0.05132 | 155 | 116 | 25 | 14 |
1104 | I can't make heads or tails of these directions. | 1.3413 | 0.04556 | 167 | 120 | 37 | 10 |
1105 | Screw the instructions. Let’s make it easy and just put the cheese right inside the door. | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
1106 | 'the mice will play'... My ass! | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
1107 | Reminds me of Christmas Eve. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1108 | Should we opt for the beginner, intermediate or advanced maze design? | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1109 | Seems a lot of work for a piece of cheese. | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
1110 | Uh oh, it's written in Cat. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1111 | What was wrong with the old one? | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 124 | 39 | 10 |
1112 | Let's add a trap door and when no one is watching we can blow this joint. | 1.3410 | 0.04741 | 173 | 128 | 31 | 14 |
1113 | It is really a marriage test. | 1.3410 | 0.04669 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
1114 | What do you mean, “Why?”? | 1.3410 | 0.04669 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
1115 | Wait. We're supposed to make it harder to get the cheese? | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
1116 | Maybe we should put some people inside and observe them. | 1.3410 | 0.04811 | 173 | 129 | 29 | 15 |
1117 | The main thing is to keep them putting cheese at the other end. | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
1118 | The cheese isn't included? | 1.3410 | 0.04741 | 173 | 128 | 31 | 14 |
1119 | Who of us isn't guilty of building his own trap that he then longs to escape from? | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
1120 | I told you we shouldn't have shown them how smart we actually were. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1121 | With the budget cutback, now we get to assemble our own maze! | 1.3410 | 0.04216 | 173 | 121 | 45 | 7 |
1122 | It's not about the cheese. | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 124 | 39 | 10 |
1123 | What kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this to have us build our own maze? | 1.3410 | 0.04811 | 173 | 129 | 29 | 15 |
1124 | Instead, how about an open plan? | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1125 | The map helps, but what are we looking for? | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
1126 | Don’t do it, it’s a trap. | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
1127 | All I ever wanted to know was who moved my cheese. | 1.3410 | 0.04741 | 173 | 128 | 31 | 14 |
1128 | Forget it, let’s just go get meatballs. | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
1129 | And you're sure that, after we build this, there'll be cheese at the end? | 1.3410 | 0.04333 | 173 | 125 | 38 | 10 |
1130 | Sure we can talk. Too bad we can't read. | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
1131 | Screw the directions! We're building a sturdy roof and a safe, loving home for the three of us." "Oh darling, do you mean...?" "Yes, my cousin needs a place to stay. | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
1132 | I thought we agreed you wouldn't order things I have to assemble. | 1.3400 | 0.04900 | 150 | 109 | 31 | 10 |
1133 | Rats! It didn't come with a ferris wheel. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1134 | Relax, it's not rocket science. | 1.3399 | 0.04652 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
1135 | Mickey’s parents paid a contractor to build his maze. | 1.3399 | 0.04559 | 153 | 108 | 38 | 7 |
1136 | It says cheese not included. | 1.3392 | 0.04161 | 171 | 119 | 46 | 6 |
1137 | Donnen't vorryrryen, I pootten dissen togennderren. Easy deesee. You jooststen getten der catten. | 1.3392 | 0.04777 | 171 | 127 | 30 | 14 |
1138 | This is the last maze I buy from a cat. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1139 | Can you read Gerbil? | 1.3392 | 0.04479 | 171 | 123 | 38 | 10 |
1140 | I thought you ordered maize. | 1.3392 | 0.04402 | 171 | 122 | 40 | 9 |
1141 | So I was thinking of something really complicated. | 1.3392 | 0.03816 | 171 | 125 | 38 | 8 |
1142 | What do they mean, 'Cheese sold separately'!? | 1.3392 | 0.04777 | 171 | 127 | 30 | 14 |
1143 | We can build it with a foolproof backdoor. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1144 | I can run the maze, no problem. I just can't build one. | 1.3392 | 0.04630 | 171 | 125 | 34 | 12 |
1145 | What? I thought these things came with cheese. | 1.3392 | 0.04704 | 171 | 126 | 32 | 13 |
1146 | I thought the box said 'cheese included.' | 1.3392 | 0.04479 | 171 | 123 | 38 | 10 |
1147 | I got it from Eekea, you're gonna love it! | 1.3392 | 0.04704 | 171 | 126 | 32 | 13 |
1148 | Ever since PETA stepped in, they let us conduct our own experiments. | 1.3392 | 0.04630 | 171 | 125 | 34 | 12 |
1149 | You can always tell when the instructions were written by someone who doesn't speak Mouse. | 1.3392 | 0.04479 | 171 | 123 | 38 | 10 |
1150 | ‘We better call Chip and Joanna’ | 1.3392 | 0.04704 | 171 | 126 | 32 | 13 |
1151 | I got the fire insurance, did you bring the matches? | 1.3392 | 0.04402 | 171 | 122 | 40 | 9 |
1152 | They say that we are as smart as dogs, so lets just go in there and poop. | 1.3392 | 0.04848 | 171 | 128 | 28 | 15 |
1153 | IKEA cheese better be great! | 1.3392 | 0.04848 | 171 | 128 | 28 | 15 |
1154 | They say it raises the IQ | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1155 | What did you expect? NIH grants haven't gone up in years. | 1.3392 | 0.04777 | 171 | 127 | 30 | 14 |
1156 | It says here the cheese isn’t included. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1157 | Listen, Einstein, we only have an hour, so let's spend the first 55 minutes to make sure we understand the problem. | 1.3392 | 0.04777 | 171 | 127 | 30 | 14 |
1158 | Forget the directions! We’re making it a straight shot to the cheese. | 1.3392 | 0.04323 | 171 | 121 | 42 | 8 |
1159 | The best laid plans of mice. | 1.3392 | 0.04630 | 171 | 125 | 34 | 12 |
1160 | I'll help you Jerry, but I think this is what your therapist meant when he said you self-sabotage. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1161 | I can't make heads or tails of it." | 1.3392 | 0.04848 | 171 | 128 | 28 | 15 |
1162 | Wouldn't you know, we're missing a part - the cheese. | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1163 | Oh god. It’s from IKEA?! | 1.3377 | 0.04962 | 151 | 111 | 29 | 11 |
1164 | Sadistic human not included. | 1.3376 | 0.04568 | 157 | 112 | 37 | 8 |
1165 | I feel like cats wrote these instructions. | 1.3376 | 0.04478 | 157 | 111 | 39 | 7 |
1166 | This is one of the easiest mazes we've ever built! | 1.3376 | 0.04829 | 157 | 115 | 31 | 11 |
1167 | You just had to go to IKEA... | 1.3374 | 0.04623 | 163 | 118 | 35 | 10 |
1168 | It says we were supposed to eat the reward last. | 1.3373 | 0.04813 | 169 | 126 | 29 | 14 |
1169 | I'm thinking open kitchen, marble floor... | 1.3373 | 0.04665 | 169 | 124 | 33 | 12 |
1170 | It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but it's in a good neighbourhood, and the price was right. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1171 | The three most scary words in the English language are "easy to assemble. | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1172 | I don't care how much you like the meatballs, we aren't going back there. | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
1173 | Apparently we have to supply the cheese. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1174 | Long story short, lab funding's been cut. | 1.3373 | 0.04511 | 169 | 122 | 37 | 10 |
1175 | It's either this or a better mousetrap. | 1.3373 | 0.04665 | 169 | 124 | 33 | 12 |
1176 | When all else fails, eat the instructions! | 1.3373 | 0.04665 | 169 | 124 | 33 | 12 |
1177 | Do you have any idea what happened to the cheese that came with the kit? | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1178 | I’m tellin’ ya, Mort, an escape room franchise is a smart investment right now. | 1.3373 | 0.04511 | 169 | 122 | 37 | 10 |
1179 | Ok I give up. Call Ikea helpline. | 1.3373 | 0.04739 | 169 | 125 | 31 | 13 |
1180 | You got the cheese, right? | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1181 | So, do you still think it wasn't worth the $10 to have it pre-assembled? | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
1182 | Hey. let's do Mies van der Rohe this time. | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1183 | It needs more food pellet dispensers and less electric shock grids. | 1.3373 | 0.04229 | 169 | 121 | 40 | 8 |
1184 | Sure we can! Then watch the look on their idiot faces when we run it in record time. | 1.3373 | 0.04511 | 169 | 122 | 37 | 10 |
1185 | It's called a maze, it will keep us busy for hours!!! | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1186 | If we build it, they will come--and give us treats. | 1.3373 | 0.04739 | 169 | 125 | 31 | 13 |
1187 | Apparently, we were supposed to set this up, THEN eat the cheese. | 1.3373 | 0.04665 | 169 | 124 | 33 | 12 |
1188 | All I know is that the second mouse always gets the cheese! | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
1189 | These PhDs sure are getting lazy. | 1.3373 | 0.04511 | 169 | 122 | 37 | 10 |
1190 | Two extra screws, no cheese. | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1191 | Next, they'll ask us to make the cheese. | 1.3356 | 0.04820 | 149 | 108 | 32 | 9 |
1192 | Screw it, let's cut to the cheese. | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
1193 | It looked easier to assemble in the Ikea showroom. | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1194 | Damn it, 2 screws short. | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
1195 | I'm confused. How do we know when we are finished? | 1.3354 | 0.04803 | 158 | 116 | 31 | 11 |
1196 | I say we wait and see where she puts the cheese first. | 1.3354 | 0.04544 | 158 | 113 | 37 | 8 |
1197 | It won’t matter how we build the maze since there’s no exit. | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
1198 | Well, looks like he finally got Mexico to PAY for it but I’m not sure they sent the right plans. | 1.3354 | 0.04544 | 158 | 113 | 37 | 8 |
1199 | Cheese not included? You and your bright ideas. | 1.3354 | 0.04076 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
1200 | How's your Swedish? | 1.3353 | 0.04924 | 167 | 126 | 26 | 15 |
1201 | They're testing our marriage." | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1202 | You're not going to believe this. Musfälla is Swedish for MOUSETRAP! | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1203 | The fact that we ate the cheese already gives me even less motivation to build this. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1204 | You thought they'd build the maze for us? In this economy? | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1205 | Damn! Cheese not included! | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1206 | Let's just eat the cheese now and call it a day. | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1207 | You know, I’m not really all that hungry. | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1208 | Wouldn't it be simpler to join a gym? | 1.3353 | 0.04382 | 167 | 119 | 40 | 8 |
1209 | Since we don’t speak a language, I am so glad IKEA prints their directions in pictures | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1210 | Wish I could read. | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1211 | We can do this, Frank. Let's build a mousetrap we can live in! | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1212 | Apparently, whatever they're feeding us has made us smarter than the senate committee that funds our study. | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1213 | who's ikea was this? | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1214 | If we build it they will come... and put cheese in it. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1215 | WAIT A MINUTE......... EXACTLY WHY ARE WE BUILDING A BETTER MOUSETRAP? | 1.3353 | 0.04256 | 167 | 125 | 31 | 11 |
1216 | There are easier ways to get cheese, you know. | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1217 | You can really get lost in these instructions! | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1218 | I can't make head nor tail of these instructions! | 1.3353 | 0.04850 | 167 | 125 | 28 | 14 |
1219 | Human engineering: no purpose, no privacy, no way out. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1220 | We have to start over. It says to build the inside walls first. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1221 | The good think about a do-it-yourself maze is that we can place the cheese right at the entry. | 1.3353 | 0.04583 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
1222 | If we build it,they will come--and put cheese in it. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1223 | The scientists have taken the IKEA thing too far | 1.3353 | 0.04214 | 167 | 117 | 44 | 6 |
1224 | It's actually a 1:500 scale model of their store. | 1.3353 | 0.03076 | 167 | 123 | 39 | 5 |
1225 | It was cheaper from Ikea. | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1226 | I thought you said this came with cheese. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1227 | I'm thinking clean, streamlined, functional - bringing the Baumaus style into interior maze design. | 1.3353 | 0.04850 | 167 | 125 | 28 | 14 |
1228 | I wanted an artisanally-chewed warren, but this is so much cheaper | 1.3353 | 0.04340 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
1229 | Just our luck! The fine print: Cheese not included. | 1.3353 | 0.04850 | 167 | 125 | 28 | 14 |
1230 | I say we rent the maze instead. | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1231 | I told you the cheese is not included! | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1232 | I’ve checked twice, they left out the cheese | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1233 | Seems like too damn much work for a piece of cheese. | 1.3353 | 0.04503 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
1234 | A Wall, he wants us to build a wall? | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1235 | Are you sure we're not looking at plans for a better mousetrap? | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1236 | What is a screwdriver? | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1237 | If our relationship can survive building it, running it will be a piece of cake. | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1238 | Really? Just six screws, an allen wrench and these instructions??? And all along we've been thinking the humans are the smart ones." | 1.3353 | 0.04039 | 167 | 120 | 40 | 7 |
1239 | We should have known something was up when Dr. Jorgen announced he was ‘off to IKEA!’ | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1240 | We shouldn't have solved those earlier ones so quickly, how long now before we get fed? | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1241 | Made in the USA! Why are the directions in Chinese? | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1242 | I'm sorry, but the directions are written in Gerbil. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1243 | Trust me, honey. I read a lot of design magazines. Open concept is over. | 1.3353 | 0.04298 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
1244 | Oh, oh. The directions are in Swedish" | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1245 | Hey we are missing the most important piece...wait a minute, Scott, your breath smells like cheese. | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1246 | The faster we build this, the faster we can flip it. | 1.3353 | 0.03761 | 167 | 122 | 38 | 7 |
1247 | Oh Mickey, I'm so excited ! A labyrinth of our very own ! | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1248 | That’s right—f we build it, they will come. With cheese. | 1.3353 | 0.04340 | 167 | 126 | 29 | 12 |
1249 | It was a nice dream, but let's return to our respective attics with a shred of dignity intact. | 1.3353 | 0.04298 | 167 | 118 | 42 | 7 |
1250 | But wait, maybe we're thinking out side the box? | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1251 | You’re the one who said putting it together would be as easy as running through it. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1252 | This is why we read the directions, Phil. It says here not to eat the cheese yet. | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1253 | It's what you get for buying the maze at Ikea | 1.3353 | 0.04583 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
1254 | Why do humans make everything so complicated? | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1255 | no problem, it will be a snap to put it together you said | 1.3353 | 0.03949 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
1256 | I'll bet you I can build a better one. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1257 | Pay attention to the instruction so we don't get lost like last time. | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1258 | Why don't we just put the cheese at the front? | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1259 | Wow, this is the first time I've ever actually built one! | 1.3353 | 0.04340 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
1260 | I'm trying to recreate a Billy bookcase hack I saw on Pinterest. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1261 | You're right, we should screw this. | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1262 | This seems like a lot of work and running around. Tell me again why we can't just eat the cheese? | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1263 | Is this some kind of a test? | 1.3353 | 0.04382 | 167 | 119 | 40 | 8 |
1264 | Can you read Ikea pictures ? | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1265 | Yup, it's a better mousetrap. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1266 | Even worse, apparently the cheese is sold separately. | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1267 | Wait, these instructions are in Swedish. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
1268 | I'm telling ya, in order to get the paper in we've gotta fold it and then pivot! | 1.3353 | 0.03564 | 167 | 125 | 34 | 8 |
1269 | I’ll figure this out. You go find some cheese. | 1.3353 | 0.03949 | 167 | 119 | 42 | 6 |
1270 | Now, hold each part of the trap in your paws, and ask yourself if it sparks joy. | 1.3353 | 0.04699 | 167 | 123 | 32 | 12 |
1271 | If it makes you feel better, humans don't understand IKEA instructions either. | 1.3353 | 0.04850 | 167 | 125 | 28 | 14 |
1272 | What if we went with an open floor plan, and added a roof instead? | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1273 | Hear me out: We put the cheese in the foyer. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1274 | Forget the home. Let’s build a maze instead. | 1.3353 | 0.04463 | 167 | 120 | 38 | 9 |
1275 | Listen, I'm happy they bought us this new house. I'm just a little cautious about installing a spring-loaded bed with a cast-iron jaw. | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
1276 | What good is a maze without the cheese? | 1.3333 | 0.04431 | 159 | 113 | 39 | 7 |
1277 | Darn it. Can we same day cheese on Amazon? | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
1278 | get sven. it's from Ikea. | 1.3333 | 0.04693 | 159 | 116 | 33 | 10 |
1279 | Pretty sure that 'If you build it, they will come.' doesn't apply here." | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
1280 | I have to admit it. I’m lost. | 1.3333 | 0.04608 | 159 | 115 | 35 | 9 |
1281 | I want an open concept and large cedar closet. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
1282 | Scoff if you must, Walter. I say with these plans we are masters of our own destiny. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
1283 | Or, a feng shui approach with no turns. | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
1284 | Of course..."Mâze"...why didn't I see that before? | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
1285 | I thought we were never buying from Ikea again?! | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
1286 | Just remember, the best laid plans of mice and men can go awry | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
1287 | Is it just me or is the scientist getting lazy? | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 165 | 117 | 41 | 7 |
1288 | So you can speak and comprehend Swedish, but you can't read it? | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
1289 | If you can figure this out, you don't need to take the test. | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
1290 | I think it's a trap! | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
1291 | He said it would easier to navigate if we built it ourselves! | 1.3313 | 0.03897 | 163 | 121 | 34 | 8 |
1292 | You always said you wanted a house you could get lost in. | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
1293 | They call it the Mäze. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
1294 | You say they got a research grant from Ikea? | 1.3313 | 0.04224 | 163 | 122 | 31 | 10 |
1295 | “What’s the point? There’s no cheese included.” | 1.3313 | 0.04610 | 163 | 119 | 34 | 10 |
1296 | They’re starting to expect too much out of us, Jerry. | 1.3312 | 0.04228 | 154 | 107 | 43 | 4 |
1297 | Don't you just hate it when they drop off these IKEA kits and we have to put it together ourselves | 1.3312 | 0.04471 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
1298 | Let's put an end to this maze before morning. I'll chew the long rectangles, you take the squares. | 1.3312 | 0.04424 | 154 | 109 | 39 | 6 |
1299 | This would be easier if we had hands like Mickey. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1300 | Now they want us to build it too, typical... | 1.3312 | 0.04748 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
1301 | Do you ever feel that life's just too much of a rat race? | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1302 | I think we have to construct our own maze....but make it simple enough that those guys in white coats can figure it out! | 1.3312 | 0.04424 | 154 | 109 | 39 | 6 |
1303 | Maze building feels more rewarding than working in the trap factory. | 1.3312 | 0.04657 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
1304 | I wish you weren’t always trying to save money with this do-it-yourself stuff. | 1.3312 | 0.04519 | 154 | 110 | 37 | 7 |
1305 | This is a test of patience, not ability. | 1.3312 | 0.04424 | 154 | 109 | 39 | 6 |
1306 | Memorize these plans. | 1.3312 | 0.04424 | 154 | 109 | 39 | 6 |
1307 | I say, Let's not over think this. | 1.3312 | 0.04612 | 154 | 111 | 35 | 8 |
1308 | I'm nervous about the location of the catwalk. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1309 | I know it says "labyrint" in Swedish, but let's build a rental unit instead. | 1.3312 | 0.04792 | 154 | 113 | 31 | 10 |
1310 | Ten times larger and we’ve got the cat. | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1311 | No cheese and now we have to build our own maze! | 1.3312 | 0.04703 | 154 | 112 | 33 | 9 |
1312 | We should have paid the $99 and had IKEA do it. | 1.3312 | 0.05051 | 154 | 116 | 25 | 13 |
1313 | I've heard that only us Swedish mice have to assemble their own mazes. | 1.3312 | 0.04471 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
1314 | So, by doing it this way we can get to the cheese every time, right? | 1.3312 | 0.03199 | 154 | 118 | 29 | 7 |
1315 | I feel kinda awkward assembling mouse traps, but the cheese offer was just too good to pass! | 1.3312 | 0.03915 | 154 | 114 | 33 | 7 |
1316 | With careful placement we can turn it into a bowling alley. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
1317 | I told you we should have gotten the Flueggen instead of the Strutenogen! | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
1318 | You had to buy it at Ikea didn't ya? | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1319 | Putting it together is the real test of intelligence. | 1.3291 | 0.03230 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
1320 | Personally, I think that building it will be it's own reward. | 1.3291 | 0.04254 | 158 | 111 | 42 | 5 |
1321 | I wanted the door to have a rounded top. | 1.3289 | 0.04920 | 152 | 113 | 28 | 11 |
1322 | Damn, we're missing the cheese! | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1323 | I mean how good can IKEA cheese be anyway? | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1324 | It's Kushner's Middle East Peace Plan...it needs some work! | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
1325 | I've checked the materials and the schematics. Not a scrap of cheese anywhere. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1326 | I'm not sure we should do this; that Ikea cashier looked an awful lot like a cat. | 1.3289 | 0.04356 | 152 | 107 | 40 | 5 |
1327 | On second thought, let's go with the open-office concept. | 1.3289 | 0.04306 | 152 | 109 | 37 | 6 |
1328 | This will be easy, are you a mouse or a man? | 1.3289 | 0.03401 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
1329 | No....I said "Marry me and our whole life will be aMAZEing" | 1.3289 | 0.03337 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
1330 | ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ A maze of instructions for a maze , will buy this product again “ | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1331 | It's backwards - the cheese should be at the end...... | 1.3289 | 0.03271 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
1332 | But once we figure it out, they’ll just move the cheese again | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1333 | This could be aMazing!! | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1334 | Won't they be amazed! | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1335 | This isn't a house - it's a trap! | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
1336 | You millennials don’t get it. It’s not to make reaching the cheese harder, it’s to keep the cats out. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1337 | I have the feeling that we shouldn't have accepted this job. | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
1338 | If we build it, they'll hide crumbs | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
1339 | Now they’re just getting lazy. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1340 | It has no exit. Run. | 1.3270 | 0.04593 | 159 | 116 | 34 | 9 |
1341 | It’s my least favorite part of Christmas Eve. | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1342 | The real test here will be on our relationship. | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1343 | It's gonna be all left turns to the cheese - we tell the others, skew the data, look like genius mice, and the grad student gave me $50 already to put it together! | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1344 | Don’t go in there, it’s a trap! | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1345 | You've got to be kidding -- Swedish?? | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1346 | Ernie, so help me... if this is a trap, I’m just going to scream... | 1.3270 | 0.04416 | 159 | 114 | 38 | 7 |
1347 | And that, my friend, is how you unbuild a better mousetrap. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1348 | Remember when it was just finding the cheese? | 1.3270 | 0.04416 | 159 | 114 | 38 | 7 |
1349 | Why put up the walls at all? | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1350 | I don't need this aggravation Ralph! Let's go back to our traditional hole in the wall! | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
1351 | Trust me; I was in the control group last week. These instructions are wrong. The HAND just wants to see how we resolve conflict. | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1352 | You do it. Amaze me. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
1353 | Do you know how many mice would kill for a job at IKEA? | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1354 | Elmer, I was using Trojan Horse as a metaphor. | 1.3269 | 0.04184 | 156 | 109 | 43 | 4 |
1355 | On second thought, I think I want an open concept maze. | 1.3267 | 0.04585 | 150 | 108 | 35 | 7 |
1356 | Apparently, a guy named Allen left his wrench in the box. And no: I don't know why. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
1357 | The cat told me he'd put it together for us. Might be worth the risk. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1358 | Everyone is going to make a joke about IKEA, let’s think outside box. | 1.3248 | 0.04447 | 157 | 113 | 37 | 7 |
1359 | I love shopping at Icheesa | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1360 | How about if we seal up the box and address it to be mailed to Hawaii? | 1.3248 | 0.04967 | 157 | 119 | 25 | 13 |
1361 | All this for a Swedish meatball? | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
1362 | The real puzzle here is how this idea got past the ethics review. | 1.3248 | 0.04259 | 157 | 111 | 41 | 5 |
1363 | I think I'll take my chances in the terrarium | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
1364 | I know there’s an IKEA joke in there somewhere. Looks like we’ll have to make it ourselves” | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
1365 | Ready for some sweat equity? | 1.3248 | 0.04113 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1366 | Aside from missing screws and incomprehensible instructions, the reward for completion is not cheese but a garage sale ready book shelf. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
1367 | Are you sure labyrint means bookcase? | 1.3247 | 0.03729 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
1368 | I want the corner office. | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
1369 | No more rat-race! Let's leave it open plan. | 1.3243 | 0.04519 | 148 | 106 | 36 | 6 |
1370 | I never said I could read. I thought you could. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1371 | I'm thinking an open concept maze so we can entertain while we find the cheese | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1372 | This time, more rooms and less neverending twisted hallway from hell! | 1.3243 | 0.04036 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
1373 | Let's just go back to squatting. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1374 | Is there an 800 number? | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1375 | They must be graduate student researchers. | 1.3243 | 0.04815 | 148 | 109 | 30 | 9 |
1376 | It's a good thing I can read Swedish. | 1.3243 | 0.04416 | 148 | 105 | 38 | 5 |
1377 | If you go with our basic ergonomic floor plan, it’s just one zig and one zag and you’ve got your treat. | 1.3243 | 0.04718 | 148 | 108 | 32 | 8 |
1378 | I hate being used in research funded by IKEA. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1379 | The really expect us to build an Ikea? | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
1380 | I still think putting together the kids swing set was more difficult! | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
1381 | I do not think it is a good idea if we build a better mouse trap. | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
1382 | Once again, it’s HR trying to justify their existence. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1383 | I say we put the maze together ourselves. That way we get the cheese every time." | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 111 | 38 | 6 |
1384 | I promise you, it's not a trap. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1385 | If we build it, cheese will come. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1386 | The guy at IKEA said it would take an hour to assemble. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1387 | I wish they would include some captions with these cartoon directions. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1388 | What if we just refuse to do it? | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1389 | It's time to call IKEA. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
1390 | Build it and the cheese will come. | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1391 | It'd be easier if we just built one big, beautiful wall. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1392 | If we build this we get a...What's a PhD? | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1393 | No, the lab assistant and the cheese are sold separately. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1394 | I don’t have a problem with the way it is now. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1395 | We’re gonna build a wall the biggest wall the world has ever seen. | 1.3226 | 0.04525 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
1396 | Amazing space! Thank you, dear, for dismantling the partitions. I so much do prefer the open floorplan. | 1.3226 | 0.04431 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
1397 | See? I told you the cheese isn't included. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1398 | I'm embarrassed to say that I don't even know how to use a mouse let alone AI. | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 111 | 38 | 6 |
1399 | But what if it's a trap? | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1400 | Funding cuts. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1401 | It's not a maze, they're testing build-your-own condos. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1402 | To me, of course, this is normal sized print. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1403 | This is a musfälla Karen! Not a råttspel! | 1.3226 | 0.04525 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
1404 | We never follow directions. Why start now? | 1.3226 | 0.04287 | 155 | 110 | 40 | 5 |
1405 | I can’t see us getting to the end. | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 111 | 38 | 6 |
1406 | Since you already ate the cheese, there's no point in putting this thing together. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1407 | It's about time the white-coats started asking open-ended questions. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1408 | I’d feel more motivated if it came with cheese. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1409 | It’s just my opinion, of course, but I don’t think we should be helping them build a better mousetrap. | 1.3226 | 0.04035 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1410 | It's the corporate model so we'll have to move our own cheese too. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1411 | The human equivalent is called socialism | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1412 | With one entry, it looks like we can check in any time we want. | 1.3226 | 0.03478 | 155 | 115 | 35 | 5 |
1413 | I thought you ordered the one with cheese!!!! | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1414 | In graduate school we design the maze. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1415 | Forget the maze, I say we go condo! | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1416 | I heard government funding for research has been cut, but I didn’t know it was this bad. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1417 | I wonder what M O U S E T R A P spells? | 1.3226 | 0.04616 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
1418 | Do you get the feeling we've become dupes of mail order consumerism? | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1419 | Trust me. I've got this. | 1.3226 | 0.03596 | 155 | 111 | 41 | 3 |
1420 | Who Moved My Cheese?" made a lot more sense before open offices were a thing | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1421 | Where do we put the restroom and gift shop? | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1422 | I hear these IKEA builds can make or break relationships. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
1423 | I hate this IKEA bullshit. | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
1424 | Why is there always one screw missing? | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1425 | I'm sure it's good—Jerry's never even come out of his! | 1.3226 | 0.04384 | 155 | 111 | 38 | 6 |
1426 | They say it's the true test of a relationship. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1427 | This is great Geoffrey. The kids will never find us. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1428 | They're scientists, they wouldn't have forgotten to give us something! | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1429 | Oh, great. It says 'Jarlsberg sold separately.' | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
1430 | It's right here in the fine print: 'Cheese not included.' | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1431 | They don't say anything about opposable thumbs | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1432 | I know! I can call my cousin Mikea Mouse! | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1433 | Or, we could just eat the cheese. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1434 | The box made it look like it came with cheese. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1435 | This is the Flurn maze! I told you I wanted the Biilke! | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1436 | Wait: what does TRAP mean? | 1.3226 | 0.05008 | 155 | 118 | 24 | 13 |
1437 | It was designed by Jean-Paul Sartre. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1438 | After we swap out a safe room for the hallway of doom, I say we hide the cheese there. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1439 | Shoot. The directions are in French! | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1440 | It's from the committee on airport security management. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1441 | Why bother? Everyone's looking for open concept these days anyway. | 1.3226 | 0.04571 | 155 | 113 | 34 | 8 |
1442 | I was hoping we could have the space be more of an open plan | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1443 | But will this be enough wall to satisfy the base? | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
1444 | Dammit, it's all color-coded. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
1445 | Don't worry. I put an electroshock machine together with my ex. | 1.3224 | 0.04133 | 152 | 111 | 35 | 6 |
1446 | Keep this on the dl but let me tell you a little something about the so called Stockholm Syndrome | 1.3224 | 0.04438 | 152 | 109 | 37 | 6 |
1447 | I miss Tom. | 1.3224 | 0.04723 | 152 | 112 | 31 | 9 |
1448 | I sure wish PETA would intervene. | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
1449 | Well mister-save-some-money - TOLD you we shoulda paid Ikea to assemble it first ! | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1450 | If we do this right, will they let us live? | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1451 | What do you say we skip the next five steps,throw these pieces out, then we won't have to waste time getting to the other end? | 1.3205 | 0.04313 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
1452 | I could do this blindfolded. | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1453 | Yeah, I guess eating the cheese first sort of defeats the purpose... | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
1454 | It’s amazing. They didn’t include any exits in these plans! | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
1455 | And that’s how we’ll trap the humans. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
1456 | It's called reverse engineering. | 1.3203 | 0.04163 | 153 | 110 | 38 | 5 |
1457 | But condos would give us a better return on investment! | 1.3203 | 0.05050 | 153 | 117 | 23 | 13 |
1458 | They keep raising the bar. | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
1459 | Yes, but should we build a better mousetrap? | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
1460 | We'll need a room for aging cheese. | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 114 | 32 | 8 |
1461 | Screw the directions. We can figure it out. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
1462 | Instructions? I don’t need no stinkin’ instructions! | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
1463 | Put the cheese in first. | 1.3179 | 0.02877 | 151 | 111 | 38 | 2 |
1464 | Go to the Internet and see if there’s a workaround | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1465 | If we do this right we can get cheese anytime we want! | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1466 | If we build it our selves the cheese will be ours in no time. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1467 | I heard that Ikea was the funding source for the experiment. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1468 | Curse you Larry! What would possess you to buy the "mouse-träap" house from IKEA? | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1469 | These Scandinavian experiments have the sleek and modern look of much more expensive experiments. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1470 | It's not from IKEA. It's from the Farmer in the Dell. We might as well give up for it says in the end the cheese stands alone. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
1471 | Should we take some LSD? | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
1472 | I think it's another experiment on learned helplessness. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
1473 | Know anybody that can read Swedish? | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
1474 | I prefer Swiss cheese to Swedish architecture. | 1.3176 | 0.04450 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
1475 | Ever since CRISPR, they keep raising the bar. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
1476 | But I own Boardwalk! | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
1477 | Hold on, I smell a rat! | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
1478 | Check the box again; the cheese is missing. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
1479 | I think I prefer the open concept. | 1.3172 | 0.04559 | 145 | 105 | 34 | 6 |
1480 | Good golly Hermie, we've stumbled upon the plans. | 1.3158 | 0.04817 | 133 | 97 | 30 | 6 |
1481 | I say we go with the open floor plan. | 1.3158 | 0.04697 | 133 | 96 | 32 | 5 |
1482 | You’ve read “Flowers for Algernon,” right? | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
1483 | I hear the new lab director is Swedish. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
1484 | Yes! I do want it to look like a maze. Everyone in my family has mastered a maze at least once in their lifetime! | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1485 | Should we just go with the open office concept? | 1.3154 | 0.04888 | 130 | 95 | 29 | 6 |
1486 | I just want to make sure I get to keep my office, even after the baby. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1487 | You know, we could have skipped all this and just ordered the cheese instead. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1488 | Say, "It's going to be Ahh-MAZING" one more time and you're on your own. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1489 | We’ve got to return this. It’s missing the cheese. | 1.3154 | 0.05009 | 130 | 96 | 27 | 7 |
1490 | Sure it's an astounding maze but what if we forget the solution, Algernon? | 1.3133 | 0.04451 | 150 | 109 | 35 | 6 |
1491 | When I said, “The best-laid plans of mice and men,” I was not referring to IKEA. | 1.3129 | 0.04507 | 147 | 107 | 34 | 6 |
1492 | You know what I could go for right now? A meatball. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
1493 | Trust me. It will be amazing. | 1.3129 | 0.03776 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
1494 | I never used an Allen wrench before. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
1495 | Don't sweat our lack of thumbs. We're paid by the hour. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
1496 | Why did you buy the 'Cheese Not Included' version? | 1.3125 | 0.04566 | 144 | 105 | 33 | 6 |
1497 | Insert IKEA joke here. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
1498 | If adding an extra turn last time made the researchers run around the lab, let's add two this time. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
1499 | Lets do it... With these plans not even a GPS could find us | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
1500 | Wait a minute...there's no cheese included...! | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
1501 | Whose idea was it to buy an IKEA escape room? | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
1502 | We’re lost. | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
1503 | On second thought, let's go with an open-office plan. | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
1504 | Are you sure this is part of our contract ? | 1.3116 | 0.04460 | 138 | 99 | 35 | 4 |
1505 | No, It’s not a trap. Stop being so paranoid! | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1506 | Once we build this, have you considered the impact on future generations? | 1.3116 | 0.03751 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1507 | Why make it hard on ourselves..? | 1.3108 | 0.03437 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
1508 | Not fair! We get the ugly box stores and Slartibartfast gets the Fjords! | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
1509 | You know what they say about the best laid plans.... | 1.3106 | 0.05060 | 132 | 99 | 25 | 8 |
1510 | A new home is a big infestment. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1511 | Go get your mother. | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
1512 | I say we should just call IKEA and ask. | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1513 | We still have 2 screws from the last one, so this should be enough for the diningroom table when we're done. | 1.3099 | 0.03342 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1514 | Forget the instructions, I say we just make a hallway directly to the cheese... | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1515 | These are always missing a part | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1516 | Think you can build a better mousetrap? | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
1517 | No Betty, we don't need to call for help, I can figure this out. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1518 | Son, I've told you time and again, you set your own mousetrap or someone else will set one for you. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1519 | Don’t give me that look. We knew getting it home would be the easy part! | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1520 | This will be the ultimate test of our relationship | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
1521 | Man, talk about getting lost in your work... | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1522 | Why do they think we like mazes? | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
1523 | We're agreed? Cheese accessible, no corner office? | 1.3099 | 0.04434 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1524 | You put the damn thing together; you're the one who insisted on going to Ikea. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1525 | It's true. The best-laid plains of mice and men often do go awry. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1526 | Whddaya mean you forgot the Swedish meatballs?? | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1527 | Let's check YouTube for a video. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1528 | Agreed, cheese goes in every corner. | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
1529 | Umm, can we just cut to the cheese? | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1530 | We have to go back...I can't find the cheese. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1531 | That didn't take long to disassemble. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1532 | How to Make a Cat Trap | 1.3099 | 0.04545 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1533 | The price was great, but these instructions are in Swedish. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1534 | Looks suspicious. All hallways. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1535 | Apparently they got their research funding from Ikea. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1536 | So what do we do with Tabby after we catch her? | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
1537 | The only part that seems to be missing is the cheese, Lewis. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1538 | But I've been working so hard to break the walls down between us. | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
1539 | Ikea thinks anything we can assemble humans can assemble" | 1.3099 | 0.03559 | 142 | 113 | 21 | 8 |
1540 | Bad news. I think we’re missing parts. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1541 | We already built a better mousetrap. This can't be difficult. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1542 | Lets just bell the cat | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
1543 | The hell with it! Let's leave it open. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1544 | I can build it myself. We don't need to hire contractors! | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1545 | I didn't even know IKEA had a lab! | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
1546 | I think we need IKEA for dummies. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1547 | But look, if we skip to step 17, we can eat the cheese now, then just circle back later when we feel like it. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1548 | Isn't this cheating? | 1.3099 | 0.04262 | 142 | 101 | 38 | 3 |
1549 | Screw it. Put the cheese in, eat the cheese. Done! | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1550 | Okay, say we get it done. How’s it gonna bring the cheese? | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
1551 | The seeds are missing. I ordered a maize kit. | 1.3099 | 0.04545 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1552 | An Open Floor Plan sounds like a good idea. You know what else sounds like a good idea? Free cheese. That's how they got Billy. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1553 | Promise me it is the last time we buy a maze at Ikea... | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1554 | I've always wanted an open floor plan. | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
1555 | This says that it is supposed to come with cheese. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1556 | We've got to go back to IKEA for the cheddarskoort. | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
1557 | C'mon, the cuts to the research budget mean we all have to pitch in a little more. | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
1558 | I thought you said you had built plenty of hice? | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1559 | Let’s think outside the box. How about we construct a house instead? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1560 | I must admit, when Dr Skinner said he was going on a research trip to Sweden this was not what I envisaged. | 1.3088 | 0.04841 | 136 | 101 | 28 | 7 |
1561 | Damn it Louise, they left out the cheese! | 1.3088 | 0.05272 | 136 | 105 | 20 | 11 |
1562 | And they said this would be a piece of cheese... | 1.3083 | 0.04912 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 7 |
1563 | This is what happens when they move the cheese. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1564 | Do they really need us in order to study IKEA's effect on relationships? | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1565 | Cheese isn't on the parts list. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 130 | 96 | 28 | 6 |
1566 | First they make us run it, then they make us build it. A-maze-ing what they put us through. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
1567 | Great, but where does the cheese go? | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
1568 | Wait a minute. Do we have opposable thumbs? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1569 | Did you buy this from Ikea” | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1570 | Your cousin Mikea sent it. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1571 | 'We're IKEA's new target demographic!' | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1572 | It's like scanning my own groceries. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1573 | This will really screw up their experiment. | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1574 | I hate you | 1.3071 | 0.04798 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1575 | How come we always end up with dead end jobs? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1576 | They used to let us smoke. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
1577 | This is more bewildering than the maze! | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
1578 | I hate HATE Ikea. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1579 | Build it and cheese will come. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1580 | I don't speak any of these languages. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1581 | Is it just me or are these mazes getting way more complex? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1582 | I can assure you, once assembled, it will lead to Swedish meatballs! | 1.3071 | 0.04407 | 140 | 101 | 35 | 4 |
1583 | So here is where we place the diversion for Tom. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1584 | Now they want us to build our own maze? Screw that! | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
1585 | I'll make the cocaine dispenser. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1586 | How's your Chinese? | 1.3071 | 0.03711 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
1587 | Another Day, Another ‘Acting’ Cabinet Secretary | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1588 | this doesn't look victorian era to me. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1589 | If there's one lesson you take from your father's death, I hope it's this—always use the instructions. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1590 | When's it gonna look like a wheel? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1591 | They make you do so much more these days for your cheese. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
1592 | While they build a better mousetrap, we will build a better mouse hole. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
1593 | Really, this time IKEA has just gone too far! | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1594 | It feels like we are trying to reinvent the wheel. | 1.3066 | 0.04582 | 137 | 100 | 32 | 5 |
1595 | No worries ... I’ve drawn up some counterfeit plans for their “better mousetrap” design. | 1.3060 | 0.04645 | 134 | 98 | 31 | 5 |
1596 | It's time we talked about your cheese addiction. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1597 | If we memorize this, it isn't cheating. We'll break the record, have a snack and get home early. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1598 | I think IKEA has a YouTube video for this. | 1.3053 | 0.05185 | 131 | 100 | 22 | 9 |
1599 | Who's supplying the cheese? | 1.3053 | 0.04454 | 131 | 94 | 34 | 3 |
1600 | The fools! Now when they put us in here we'll know where the treat is every time! | 1.3053 | 0.04710 | 131 | 96 | 30 | 5 |
1601 | You forgot the cheese. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1602 | Dammit! They forgot the cheese. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1603 | What say we ask for the cheese up-front?" | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1604 | I like the "open floor plan" option. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1605 | Don't worry, I've done this a hundred times. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1606 | I should have guessed, 'No cheese included.' | 1.3043 | 0.03350 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1607 | Any more budget cuts and they'll shut down the lab completely. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
1608 | Let them build a better mousetrap. We'll build a better bungalow. | 1.3043 | 0.04496 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1609 | ‘So now you tell me you can’t read?’ | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1610 | I'll get the cheese | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1611 | I assumed cheese was included. | 1.3043 | 0.04316 | 138 | 99 | 36 | 3 |
1612 | Fuck it - Let's raid the pantry. | 1.3043 | 0.05404 | 138 | 109 | 16 | 13 |
1613 | I'm gerrymandering the maze, so I'll always win. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1614 | Frankly,I reckon gnawing a hole in the skirting board is much quicker. | 1.3043 | 0.05306 | 138 | 108 | 18 | 12 |
1615 | It says there's supposed to be a brick of cheese, did you eat it?! | 1.3043 | 0.03794 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1616 | First , we need to learn how to read..... | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
1617 | I thought YOU could read Swedish! | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1618 | I say we put the cheese in the entrance and screw the rest. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1619 | hmmm, is THIS our test, or is THAT our test? | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1620 | We seem to be missing a block of cheese. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1621 | I'm lost already. Let's just forget it. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1622 | It's amazing how they can make these instructions so that anyone can read them... | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1623 | You said we were only getting the meatballs. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1624 | This wall will definitely put an end to the migrant mice problem. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1625 | Sometimes I feel like these designers are just testing us. | 1.3043 | 0.04836 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1626 | And then we'll look brilliant -- looking like we never saw it before. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1627 | Where are the little meatballs? | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1628 | This is the last time I buy anything from Ikea | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1629 | Couldn't we just order the cheese? | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1630 | Oh my God! It’s a trap. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1631 | I'm building a better mousetrap. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1632 | I feel like this would be a lot easier with opposable thumbs | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1633 | The YouTube video was no help at all! | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1634 | Of course, they have to kill us after we finish it. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1635 | I thought YOU knew how to read. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1636 | It’s written in Swedish. | 1.3043 | 0.04192 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1637 | With the right jerrymandering, we can always get the cheese! | 1.3043 | 0.04254 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1638 | Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just order it from Amazon already assembled?" | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1639 | It’s a Jean-Paul Sartre maze kit - no exit. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1640 | Can we just skip to the wine pairings? | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1641 | Option A is "Build a Wall." Option B is "Create a Maze of Bureaucracy." | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
1642 | I think an open floorplan would be less stressful. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1643 | Be careful so we can get a good sub-let. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
1644 | Back in the day, all we had to do was run the maze not build it. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
1645 | Looks like we have reached Level II. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1646 | No, I thought YOU were getting the permits. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1647 | I told you not to buy IKEA. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1648 | Remember when employers used to assemble these things? | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1649 | Do you really think the cat’s going to fall for this? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1650 | But where will we put the bidet? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1651 | Look, Lloyd, if you're going to just keep eating the cheese before we begin, then this whole exercise is pointless. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1652 | These assembly instructions are clear. Still, they will be challenging for male humans. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
1653 | These NIH budget cuts are really starting to bug me. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1654 | Did I misread smorgasboard ? | 1.3043 | 0.04377 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1655 | Do you think those those Task Rabbits in the next lab would put this together for us for a reasonable price? | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1656 | This is a lot of trouble for a small piece of moldy cheese. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1657 | This is going to be a-maze-ing! | 1.3043 | 0.04254 | 138 | 101 | 33 | 4 |
1658 | So, do you want the master bath or the walk- in closet? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1659 | Ikea wants to see if we can assemble it faster than humans. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1660 | So you pay a little extra, but at least you know you'll get the cheese. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1661 | I can't read this. | 1.3043 | 0.04128 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1662 | Well, getting there is half the fun. | 1.3043 | 0.03863 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1663 | It is going to be easy and if hear Mexico is going to pay for it. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1664 | But... I thought the Minotaur costume was included." - Maisie Jacobson, Toronto, Canad | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1665 | Remind me again why we are doing this ? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1666 | I read that in one recent animal study, 42% of humans failed to complete a similar task, and of those, 18% experienced a precipitous increase in all-cause mortality within two years. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1667 | It says right here: Cheese sold separately. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1668 | What did I tell you before you ordered it? It’s in the fine print, “Cheese not included.” | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
1669 | They don’t include the cheese? | 1.3043 | 0.04496 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1670 | Designing them gives me agency. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
1671 | Aren’t AP classes fun? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1672 | HOW TO BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP???? Yikes, I thought it was a maze. | 1.3043 | 0.04377 | 138 | 102 | 31 | 5 |
1673 | will they make us get our own funding next? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1674 | I know we need the exercise, but wouldn’t it just be easier to switch to low-fat cheese? | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
1675 | We can still return this, right? | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1676 | We can give ourselves the larger bedroom... | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1677 | I just didn’t know you were into the whole maze thing. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1678 | Oh, great. It says here— ‘Cheese Not Included.’ | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1679 | Im not saying that it’s a trap, but I think that there is only one way in. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
1680 | Let's build it with an escape tunnel underneath like El Chapo. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1681 | With all the budget cuts, we have to build the our own mazes, but at least we still have our jobs. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
1682 | Get on YouTube and check videos for IKEA mouse maze | 1.3033 | 0.05320 | 122 | 93 | 21 | 8 |
1683 | Why are the leftover parts never cheese? | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1684 | I suspect they'll also ask us to do the rest of the experiment for just cheese. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1685 | I regret asking management for more responsibility. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1686 | Ikea, why? | 1.3030 | 0.04426 | 132 | 95 | 34 | 3 |
1687 | But why are we trying to build a birdhouse anyway? | 1.3030 | 0.04618 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1688 | Don't look at me. I just went for the meatballs. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1689 | I prefer an open concept layout. | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1690 | Is it still an escape room if we see the instructions? | 1.3030 | 0.04491 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1691 | This is a piece of cake, but where should we hide the cheese? | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1692 | -ing. It could be a-maz-ing. | 1.3030 | 0.04294 | 132 | 94 | 36 | 2 |
1693 | Sure, we can build one, but who's gonna test it? | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1694 | The Lab Guy shops at Ikea. | 1.3030 | 0.04157 | 132 | 98 | 30 | 4 |
1695 | You got this at Ikea....right? | 1.3030 | 0.03304 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
1696 | I thought the catalog said cheese was included. | 1.3030 | 0.04555 | 132 | 96 | 32 | 4 |
1697 | What about a mud room to the right,and then a central corridor with the kids rooms on either side? | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1698 | What part about the A before B theory of causality don’t you understand? | 1.3030 | 0.04555 | 132 | 96 | 32 | 4 |
1699 | This is what separates us from the lower mammals. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1700 | We should’ve hired a task rabbit. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1701 | I''ve heard of reverse psychology, but this ridiculous! | 1.3030 | 0.01042 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
1702 | Is "Ikea" too obvious a caption? | 1.3030 | 0.04087 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
1703 | I preferred it when they only expected us to run the maze. | 1.3030 | 0.05037 | 132 | 100 | 24 | 8 |
1704 | You know,we could always hire a Task Rabbit. | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1705 | So simple, even an American can do it. | 1.3030 | 0.04680 | 132 | 97 | 30 | 5 |
1706 | Stockholm what? | 1.3030 | 0.04742 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1707 | My shrink suggested it. | 1.3030 | 0.04426 | 132 | 95 | 34 | 3 |
1708 | I’m hoping that if we figure this out we’ll attract the attention of the Nobel committee in Sweden. | 1.3030 | 0.04802 | 132 | 98 | 28 | 6 |
1709 | Oops! This is the Mexican border kit! | 1.3030 | 0.04921 | 132 | 99 | 26 | 7 |
1710 | I still think calling taskrabbit would have been less scary. | 1.3030 | 0.04426 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1711 | It's going to be a lot like trying to find your way around Ikea. | 1.3030 | 0.03869 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1712 | I've never built a big one square foot house before. | 1.3023 | 0.04618 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1713 | We used to compete for pellets. Now we collaborate for room and board. | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1714 | Just tell me where the mouse trap is.” Helen T. Stafford, New York, N | 1.3023 | 0.04996 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 7 |
1715 | Looks like someone let the cat out of the bag. Maybe I should rephrase that… | 1.3023 | 0.05233 | 129 | 99 | 21 | 9 |
1716 | I TOLD you we shouldn't go to IKEA! | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1717 | This seems to be a lot of work just to do a lot of work when we're done. | 1.3015 | 0.04344 | 136 | 98 | 35 | 3 |
1718 | No way I will get it finished for the kids’ Christmas morning. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1719 | The instructions for this Ikea pre-fab home is like solving one of those freakin' cheese mazes | 1.3015 | 0.04647 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
1720 | We have to build our own tests now? | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1721 | The directions are in Mandarin. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1722 | Why don't we put the cheese right at this end? | 1.3015 | 0.04085 | 136 | 101 | 31 | 4 |
1723 | It’s the IKEA lab. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1724 | Um, it says here 'Cheese not included.' What the &*#@! | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1725 | Think 'Myth of Sisyphus' with a little Friedrich Nietzsche thrown in. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1726 | They expect us to build a better mousetrap? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1727 | I'm not sure. The box said it's called "Irrgång" | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1728 | Let's go to Lab 72 and let this cheapo build his own damn maze. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1729 | It doesn’t matter whether we follow the instructions. There’s no exit on the other side anyway. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1730 | I thought you were getting the cheese. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1731 | It came from the Psychology Department at Ikea. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1732 | I'm telling you, Jerry, once we memorize the escape route, they won't inject us anymore. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1733 | What’s a wing nut? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1734 | C'mon Jimmy, this isn't rocket science. | 1.3015 | 0.04588 | 136 | 100 | 31 | 5 |
1735 | We haven't even built it, and I'm already lost. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1736 | Let's forget the bookcase and just build a maze. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1737 | Of course, the instructions would be much easier to follow if we could read. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1738 | I’m lost, Gerald. | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1739 | Let’s make the maze spell “Out”—that’ll get ‘em. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1740 | I suppose next they’ll expect us to write up the experimental results. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1741 | What?! It says the cheese is sold separately! | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1742 | Are you SURE this is just another book shelf? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1743 | Do we really want the world beating a path to our door? | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1744 | Would you rather be building a better mousetrap? | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
1745 | Let's call Skinner, he'll know what to do!!! | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
1746 | You told me that the cheese was included | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
1747 | Time to call Ikea customer support. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1748 | Yeh baby, we’re in management now!! | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1749 | I really thought we would have an infrastructure bill by now. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1750 | The instructions are in Swedish. Can you read Swedish? | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
1751 | Itty bitty sanctuary city. | 1.3015 | 0.04344 | 136 | 98 | 35 | 3 |
1752 | Ikea says: you move your cheese. | 1.3015 | 0.03809 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1753 | I think this would be easier if you didn't have to Mouseplain everything. | 1.3015 | 0.04931 | 136 | 103 | 25 | 8 |
1754 | ‘Ain’t gonna be much of a challenge if the entry and exit points are the same, eh?’ | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1755 | So do you really think we're going to win the science competition this year? | 1.3000 | 0.04674 | 120 | 87 | 30 | 3 |
1756 | A bit suspicious that all the pieces are here except for the cheese | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1757 | This is too good to be true! | 1.3000 | 0.05239 | 120 | 91 | 22 | 7 |
1758 | What's the point without cheese? | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
1759 | I know it's complicated, but the Swedish meatballs are worth it. | 1.2992 | 0.04652 | 127 | 93 | 30 | 4 |
1760 | What's the point? They didn't send the cheese. | 1.2992 | 0.04913 | 127 | 95 | 26 | 6 |
1761 | If we make it through, we get a Swedish meatball. | 1.2992 | 0.04784 | 127 | 94 | 28 | 5 |
1762 | I agree with you, Harvey, but Dr. Mendel wants us to think outside the box. | 1.2992 | 0.03923 | 127 | 98 | 24 | 5 |
1763 | Did you eat the cheese? | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1764 | Our marriage is about to be tested like it never has before. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1765 | These instructions are the real maze. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1766 | I really think we should take out this wall to open up the floor plan. | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1767 | Apparently, the cheese is 'sold separately' ". | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1768 | I told you IKEA would have it. | 1.2985 | 0.03094 | 134 | 106 | 23 | 5 |
1769 | It looked simpler in the Ikea catalog! | 1.2985 | 0.03674 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1770 | This is going nowhere. | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1771 | This looks like a BJÖRKSNÄS from IKEA! | 1.2985 | 0.04915 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1772 | This furniture from I-Squeeka is amazing! | 1.2985 | 0.04560 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1773 | It came from Ikea - how hard can it be? | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1774 | I thought that cheese was included" | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1775 | I told you the cheese was sold separately. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1776 | Of course it’s a test! Why else would they ask US to build it? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1777 | It’s for the kids. I need to get it set up by December 24th. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1778 | But it’s written in Swedish!! | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1779 | It’s supposed to be the latest in exercise equipment. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1780 | I'm from Norway not Sweden. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1781 | Call me a hopeless romantic, but I hope to birth at least 83 children in our new house, within the next 2-3 years, because I love you, and know no other way. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1782 | Do you want cheese or not? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1783 | But it says we need someone named Allen. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1784 | "Yes, the instructions are in Swedish, but it's not like either of us can even read English. | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1785 | Hmm. 'Cheese not included.' I just don't see the point. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1786 | I’m not building it. Despite what we’ve been promised, I don’t believe Mexico will pay for this. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1787 | At least they're not making us pay for it, too! | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1788 | You’ll need to get a variance from the city. You must have at least two points of egress with this kind of square millimeterage. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1789 | What? No cheese? | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1790 | IKEA, apparently, has moved the cheese. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1791 | These instructions are a maze. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1792 | These damn Ikea mazes always come with a couple screws missing. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1793 | PETA files lawsuit against Ikea over animal testing." | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1794 | Once it's assembled, it will provide an endless lifetime supply of cheese. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1795 | As far as Ikea is concerned, we might as well be three blind mice. | 1.2985 | 0.05405 | 134 | 106 | 16 | 12 |
1796 | I think there’s a piece missing. Can you see anything that looks like a piece of cheese? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1797 | Well, to begin with, none of those boards have a “B” on them. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1798 | I’m designing my career. Of course there’s no exit. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1799 | Says here the reward for completing this one is a 'sense of accomplishment'" | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1800 | I got Swedish meatballs for when we finish | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1801 | What was wrong with living in a hole in the wall? | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1802 | Is cheese really worth all of this work? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1803 | I think I'd be more motivated if we started with the cheese. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1804 | I think we were supposed to wait to eat the cheese. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1805 | White-glove assembly was extra, Sharon. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1806 | God damn it. Do you want a maze or do you want an "open concept?" | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1807 | This blueprint’s a maze! | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1808 | Wait a minute - did you remember to order the cheese? | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1809 | I can't read either, what do you think they want us to do this time? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1810 | We found the answer key! | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1811 | i thought a few practice runs would give us an edge | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1812 | What do you mean, there are always parts left over? | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1813 | Of course I'm conflicted, but it's a job. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1814 | No, that's the trap door for the cat, THIS is the door to the cheese cellar! | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1815 | Funny that IKEA decided to sell a scale model of their own store. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
1816 | And now you see that cheese is not included | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1817 | It says here we're apparently supposed to stay inside the maze at all times. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1818 | Ok, let's make it eight blind alleys. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1819 | This is no Gouda. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1820 | I told you IKEA furniture is impossible to build. | 1.2985 | 0.03750 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1821 | They said,’’some’ assembly required. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1822 | What I want to know is "Where's the cheese?" | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1823 | If we build it better- what's the catch? | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1824 | It wasn’t my idea to get a fixer-upper. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1825 | Do we really need a bathroom ? | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1826 | So what you're saying is there was never any cheese at all. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1827 | Should’ve never taken that promotion. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1828 | Well, honey, remember you're the one who didn't want to pay for the assembly package. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
1829 | Don't look at the instructions, I want to get lost. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
1830 | Honestly, why bother? It says right here: ‘Cheese wedge not included.’’ | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1831 | No, it's not a minimalist structure. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
1832 | Don't you think that if they let us build it any results would be biased? | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1833 | What are you, blind? It already offers an open concept.” | 1.2985 | 0.04498 | 134 | 98 | 32 | 4 |
1834 | Oh of course. Cheese not included. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
1835 | If we can follow our noses through a maze, we can follow IKEA instructions. | 1.2985 | 0.04372 | 134 | 97 | 34 | 3 |
1836 | It still doesn't look like a cat trap to me! | 1.2984 | 0.05245 | 124 | 97 | 18 | 9 |
1837 | If we remember how we designed this thing, we can navigate it in record time. Dr. Verner will be so impressed. He might even write an article about us in that Journal he reads all the time! | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1838 | But if we build a sauna instead of a maze, we can jerk around the neuroscientists. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1839 | Let's not, and say we did! | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
1840 | Maybe they won’t notice. | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1841 | This plan is missing something ,who cut the cheese | 1.2977 | 0.04559 | 131 | 96 | 31 | 4 |
1842 | It's from Sweden; says to use Swiss cheese once assembled, but American cheese will have to do. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
1843 | They didn't tell us there was a monthly subscription! | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1844 | Does it not concern you even a bit that the name of this thing is Muztrop? | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1845 | This is all in Spanish | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
1846 | Ever feel like you're your own worst enemy? | 1.2977 | 0.03374 | 131 | 98 | 31 | 2 |
1847 | There must be some kind of big reward if we can do all of this. Screw cheese I’m talking Miami. | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
1848 | Let's grab a six pack and put on The Who. | 1.2977 | 0.04293 | 131 | 97 | 31 | 3 |
1849 | I'm not digging the parmesan sandbox... | 1.2977 | 0.03936 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1850 | No wonder the humans hate IKEA. | 1.2975 | 0.05202 | 121 | 92 | 22 | 7 |
1851 | These drugs don't work. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
1852 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1853 | After we build it researchers will reward us with many treats. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1854 | Forget their maze. Let’s build a ladder and bust outta here. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1855 | And so we get to build our own unique health care policy with these set of options. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1856 | You ordered this without the cheese? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1857 | When will it end? First it was eat the cheese. Then it was find the cheese and eat it. Now we have to assemble the maze? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1858 | Tell me again how this is supposed to help my anxiety. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1859 | Go ahead Mr. Big Wig with the college degree, tell us what the blueprint says. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1860 | I look forward to the day when we can afford something better than Ikea. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1861 | After we assemble this, let's run some trials to see which responses will produce the greatest rewards. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1862 | Don't look at me. I needed extended time on my SATs. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
1863 | These instructions are for how to build a better mousetrap. But we're not gonna follow these instructions, are we? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1864 | I don't read Swedish. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1865 | This is a-maze-ing! . . . A Japanese garden with Swedish directions! | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1866 | If this works, do you think the world will beat a path to our door? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1867 | Easy in, easy out, that’s the plan. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1868 | I do not see my lactose-free cheese listed. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1869 | Some assembly required. | 1.2951 | 0.05032 | 122 | 92 | 24 | 6 |
1870 | Next thing you know, they'll have us milking the cow! | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
1871 | This research role responsibilities are increasing exponentially | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1872 | Let’s just eat the cheese now and forget the instructions. | 1.2927 | 0.04997 | 123 | 93 | 24 | 6 |
1873 | I’m drawing the line at data collection. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
1874 | We can't read, we're mice. | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
1875 | Fuckin' Ikea man. Fucking capitalist pigs. Couldn't even include one single extra goddamn screw. Fuck me. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
1876 | [No caption necessary.] | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1877 | I told you we should have bought this pre-assembled. | 1.2893 | 0.04901 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1878 | You're right, Martha, Ikea stores really ARE a maze. | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 3 |
1879 | Is this part of every job interview? | 1.2893 | 0.05174 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
1880 | I feel like you're testing me. | 1.2893 | 0.04611 | 121 | 89 | 29 | 3 |
1881 | Let's just move on to the next gallery. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1882 | You'd better go find the box of bits left over from the last "build it yourself" project, you know we'll be missing something. | 1.2881 | 0.04677 | 118 | 87 | 28 | 3 |
1883 | Do you know anyone at Ikea? | 1.2881 | 0.04754 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1884 | Well, looks like he finally got his wall. Let's do something amazing with these leftover parts. | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
1885 | We're out of cheese. Why are we building this again? | 1.2880 | 0.05306 | 125 | 98 | 18 | 9 |
1886 | It SAID no assembly required!! | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
1887 | You put up the walls, I’ll find the cheese.” | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1888 | Let them figure out there own maze ! | 1.2880 | 0.04727 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1889 | It says 'build a better mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door'. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1890 | I'm lost. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1891 | Why do you always fall for these DIY projects | 1.2880 | 0.05306 | 125 | 98 | 18 | 9 |
1892 | I don’t know either. Let’s just assume that the end justifies the means. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1893 | Let's put the food next to the door. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1894 | If we get it right, we get meatballs. | 1.2880 | 0.04222 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1895 | Ernie, why are we contributing to our own downfall? | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1896 | We could learn Swedish, but I say we just buy the cheese. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1897 | Our great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfathers had it so much easier. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1898 | I'm doing it for the Swedish meatballs. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1899 | It looks like a slippery slope. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1900 | Trust me! What makes it better is that we serve the guests cheese in the entry hall. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1901 | Or we could just take the path of least resistance... | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1902 | You know, this whole maze thing would be a lot easier if we just skipped this part. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1903 | You just had to move the cheese didn’t you. | 1.2880 | 0.04992 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1904 | I suppose we could just gnaw a finish hole. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1905 | I like the open floor plan as is. We're done. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1906 | Sure, it's more work, but at least I'm my own boss. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1907 | I just don't get the open-concept trend. | 1.2880 | 0.04067 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1908 | Wait! Is this part of the test? | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1909 | It’s a DIY maze from IKEA, but you have to supply the cheese yourself. | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
1910 | If you build it, they'll get lost. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1911 | Do they think we're stupid? We know a mousetrap from a maze any day. | 1.2880 | 0.04658 | 125 | 93 | 28 | 4 |
1912 | They want us to make our own labyrinth? | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1913 | In my day, all you had to do was find your way through it. | 1.2880 | 0.04517 | 125 | 92 | 30 | 3 |
1914 | I hear anyone can make it in the real estate development business these days. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
1915 | Don't despair! Ikea has a Maze-Yourself hotline. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
1916 | I told you we had to buy the cheese separately | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
1917 | All I wantedwas the meatballs | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
1918 | It says you may need help with this step from a cat. | 1.2870 | 0.05491 | 115 | 90 | 17 | 8 |
1919 | I KNOW THE DIRECTIONS DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE NOW,BUT I PROMISE YOU'LL BE AMAZED WHEN WE'VE FINISHED. | 1.2869 | 0.02725 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1920 | They say it's a piece of cheese to assemble. | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
1921 | I doubt any of the 2020 candidates will get through this one! | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
1922 | Compared to our human trap, this is a slice of cheese! | 1.2869 | 0.04505 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1923 | I know this looks complicated but just imagine how rewarding it's going to be at the end. | 1.2869 | 0.04580 | 122 | 90 | 29 | 3 |
1924 | Or, we can just wing it | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
1925 | If cheese is sold separately, why not just buy cheese? | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1926 | I guess we were supposed to save the cheese for the end. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1927 | Let's not figure this out. If we do, they'll have us put together all their Ikea furniture. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1928 | I'm not sure this is worth it without the cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1929 | Nice... but what are we going to do with a liquor cabinet? | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
1930 | How will we ever get it out the door? | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1931 | This maze is called an office cubicle. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1932 | I give up. Let’s call a TaskRabbit. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1933 | It says here, ‘cheese not included.’ | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1934 | It says, "Cheese, sold separately". | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1935 | I'm pretty sure the cheese was included. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1936 | Ever feel like things exist just to test you? | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1937 | If we put this maze together, they'll give us cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1938 | At least it’ll be easier to find the cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1939 | Build it and rewards will come. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1940 | Let’s toss the damn thing and just eat the cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1941 | I smell a rat in these instructions! | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
1942 | You only make it LOOK hard, so we look like geniuses! | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1943 | We can't reward them. They left out three screws and the cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1944 | I thought you said you spoke IKEA. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
1945 | Rats! I think we are missing the cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1946 | They always leave out one screw. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1947 | So, how much was the assembly fee? | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1948 | So they’re not even giving us sugar anymore? | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
1949 | And here's the best part: we pretend we don't know our way through! Just to mess with them. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1950 | Are you sure this is where you want it? | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1951 | I'm having doubts about this getting us any extra cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.04869 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
1952 | It's from Sweden. Norway Rats have nothing to do with Ikea. | 1.2857 | 0.04795 | 119 | 89 | 26 | 4 |
1953 | A Cheese Maze? Why can't we just eat the cheese now and call it a day? | 1.2857 | 0.04644 | 119 | 88 | 28 | 3 |
1954 | I'm finally getting my Mickey cave. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1955 | To me it's all about the Gouda, the Roquefort, the Camembert. | 1.2857 | 0.05222 | 119 | 92 | 20 | 7 |
1956 | We're never shopping at IKEA again! | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1957 | See, it says it right here: 'cheese NOT included.' | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1958 | duuude! the instructions are the real labyrinth! | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
1959 | Why are the directions in Swedish?" | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1960 | No, this is not like cheating on the SATs: it' s more like due diligence in advance. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1961 | I heard DIY is all the rage in research these days. | 1.2857 | 0.04941 | 119 | 90 | 24 | 5 |
1962 | This would probably go easier if we hadn't eaten the cheese first. | 1.2857 | 0.04488 | 119 | 87 | 30 | 2 |
1963 | This whole process appears to be counterproductive. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1964 | No exit. This isn’t a maze. It’s a TRAP! | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1965 | You don’t need to be Frank Lloyd Rat to realize this is a poor design. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1966 | The directions are from IKEA. This should be easy. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1967 | This IKEA furniture is so great! | 1.2846 | 0.04085 | 123 | 93 | 27 | 3 |
1968 | It's the federal funding cutbacks. We have to build our own now. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1969 | Did you bring the cheese? | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
1970 | Apparently you also have to provide your own cheese. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1971 | Is Ikea-ed a verb? | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1972 | And why would we hide our food? | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1973 | When we’re done it will be just like the maze at any IKEA store. | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
1974 | This could be a trap. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1975 | Build a better mouse trap and the world will beat a path to your door. Build your own maze and they'll bring cheese. Get moving. | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
1976 | Oh no, it looks like the directions went through google translate. Do you see a 'planken' marked '%6 and a 'pinner' marked '&8'? Also keep an eye out for any 'soft flaux' ,whatever that is. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1977 | Cheez Louise! | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1978 | Billy has the measles but we can still win first place at the science fair. | 1.2846 | 0.04399 | 123 | 90 | 31 | 2 |
1979 | I feel like we’ve hit a wall. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1980 | These cartoon people are cute, but would it kill them to include some words in the instructions? | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1981 | Think Frank Lloyd Wright would approve of this? | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1982 | Text you cousin who lives at Ikea. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1983 | 'Get a fixer-upper', you said. We're MICE, dammit. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1984 | It’s missing the cheese. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1985 | Really? You bought the one that says, "Cheese not included"? | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1986 | We should have bought the display model. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1987 | Before IKEA you just had to get through the maze to get the cheese. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1988 | If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times—don’t order anything that says “assembly required!” | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1989 | Forget the schematics. Let's build it so we win every time! | 1.2846 | 0.04474 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
1990 | Isea, Ibea, Ikea! | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1991 | The 'cheese', my friend, is in the doing of it... | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
1992 | Wouldn't you know it - the part they left out is the cheese. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1993 | Do you know how much lab mice make?! This training set up will more than pay for itself. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1994 | I really think that if she wants us to perform these tests she should build it herself | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1995 | If I'm going to be running the rat race,I'd rather it be on my terms. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1996 | That IS what we're doing......thinking outside of the box! | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 96 | 21 | 6 |
1997 | Hey, who moved our cheese? | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1998 | Cheese wedge not included. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1999 | We should have paid extra to have it assembled. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
2000 | I know it’s a pain, but IKEA makes the BEST mazes! | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2001 | It’s one of IKEA’s latest trappings | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2002 | We're on our own. The instructions are in Chinese. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2003 | 'It's all English to me' | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2004 | Damn this instruction kit. We are missing a screw! | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2005 | I can't believe I do this all week in work, just to come home and have to do the same thing..... | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2006 | So we've gotta build our own maze? Who ARE these jokers? | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2007 | Their meatballs are great! Their instructions....not so much... | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2008 | The reward at the end is what, again? | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2009 | At IKEA, you solve a maze to buy a puzzle. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
2010 | How much was the cost to have it assembled when you ordered this? | 1.2846 | 0.02455 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
2011 | I wish you wouldn't bring your work home. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2012 | Next time we buy it installed. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2013 | It's the giant, easy-to-build, luxury maze from Ikea. | 1.2846 | 0.04474 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2014 | Does it count as cheating if we built it? | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2015 | Let's leave this here and move down the hall. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2016 | What is the purpose of this piece of wall again? | 1.2846 | 0.04474 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2017 | Let's make it dead end to mess with the humans. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2018 | They taught me to talk, not to read. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2019 | What?! No cheese included? | 1.2846 | 0.04399 | 123 | 90 | 31 | 2 |
2020 | It did say some assembly required when we ordered it. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2021 | Contractors are such rats. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
2022 | The assembly service will not be carried out if the customer refuses to secure the piece of furniture where this is indicated in the product instructions. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2023 | ...and you thought “Mousetrap” was fun. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2024 | Remember, easy enough for the house mice to win once in awhile, but hard enough that the lab mice don't run us out of cheese! | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2025 | Ikea bro. | 1.2821 | 0.04832 | 117 | 88 | 25 | 4 |
2026 | Do you know how to read? | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2027 | The trick is knowing where to start. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2028 | The kids are gonna love this. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2029 | A lot of work for no reward, if you ask me! | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2030 | They left out the cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2031 | What do you mean you already ate the cheese? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2032 | Do you think this is part of the test? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2033 | This would be easier if we knew how to read. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2034 | It's a living! | 1.2810 | 0.04268 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2035 | Of course we can do it. It's not like we're trying to build a better mousetrap. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2036 | Why are we doing this again? | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2037 | You know the instructions for pouring water out of a boot are written on the heel. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2038 | I keep telling you - the best way to predict the future is to invent it! | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2039 | I smell a rat. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2040 | THIS is how we beat our best time. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2041 | Sure, but it will be OUR maze. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2042 | ...IKEA is expanding into the DIY housing market..." | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2043 | Build a better what?! I didn't send you to MIT for this! | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2044 | Let's just eat the cheese now | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2045 | We can't get there from here. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2046 | The assembled floor model seemed simpler in the store with the Rosti potato fritter between my paws. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2047 | So inspired, so devious and yet so simple. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2048 | I think that's too many parts to have left. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2049 | How dumb do they think we really are? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2050 | It's called Mäaz | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2051 | Did you find the bag with opposable thumbs? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2052 | Who needs directions? Just put the cheese right inside the entry. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2053 | We have to make it look hard so they’ll think we’re smart. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2054 | This is the last maze I order from Ikea! | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2055 | Why not just eat the cheese? | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2056 | After we build the maze, we get to navigate through it and get some cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2057 | Let’s build it so there’s a straight shot to the cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2058 | These NIH budget cuts are are really beginning to bite! | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2059 | Yeah, it says so right here, "cheese not included." | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2060 | Look, even they can do it. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2061 | I say let’s scrap the stupid maze and just go get some cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2062 | Wait, it says here cheese not included | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2063 | Now that the research budget has been cut, we all have to pitch in a little more. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2064 | I give up, let's just eat the cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2065 | It will be a maze, Ing | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2066 | I think we’re missing the wheel parts. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2067 | Make it easy, they'll think we're smart. Make it hard, they'll think we're smart. Make it easy | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2068 | Suppose we get lost? | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2069 | This is why I prefer to work with non-Swedish designers. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2070 | Think outside the box. Construct inside the box! | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2071 | Lucky for you, guys like me don’t need to read directions. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2072 | It's written in Squirrel | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2073 | It says assembly is not available for online orders. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2074 | I'm telling you. It's better without the roof anyway. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2075 | Let's just go straight to the cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2076 | Sure, I can build a better one. But who wants them beating a path to my door? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2077 | No we shouldn't call the assembly service, last time they set it up it was a complete maze inside | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2078 | After looking over the instructions, I think it will be easier if we just break up now. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2079 | Stop obsessing about the cheese! | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2080 | Lets just call, ok? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2081 | This whole DIY movement has gone way too far! | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2082 | Pavlov’s dog sent specific instructions for rats | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2083 | They finally built a better mouse trap. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2084 | The NIH budget cuts are out of control. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2085 | Wait, we can't read. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2086 | Instead of cheese, let's put your cute sister at the end. | 1.2810 | 0.04799 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
2087 | Does this come with an opposable thumb? | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2088 | Do you ever get the feeling that somehow, the universe is testing us? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2089 | If we figure it out, it's going to be amazing! | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2090 | It's not a trap. It's their new inclusion policy. | 1.2810 | 0.04799 | 121 | 94 | 21 | 6 |
2091 | You just had to buy our maze from Ikea, didn't you? | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 89 | 30 | 2 |
2092 | No exit. Is it a trap? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2093 | listen, i can fix it. make it easier. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 95 | 20 | 6 |
2094 | Why do you insist on doing these puzzles from IKEA? | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2095 | 'Just remember, I want a corner office," | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2096 | We should have just paid for the home assembly. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2097 | Darn it ! Another translation from Japanese. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2098 | Just pretend it's a maze. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2099 | It says there’s no cheese, just a Swedish meatball. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2100 | Make it difficult. I'm on a diet. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2101 | Let’s just eat it. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2102 | They said the cheese is knowing you did a good job. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2103 | Wait ... you say you smell a rat? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2104 | Whose bright idea was it to set it up ourselves? | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2105 | No! Do not build a better mousetrap. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2106 | No more IKEA mazes. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2107 | Let's build a secret passage to the reward space. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2108 | We can post this diagram on mousemaze.com so that everyone can get the cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
2109 | It says to put a line on the floor so we can find our way out. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2110 | I read all the directions and frankly I think we should stop here. The plan doesn’t seem to include an exit l | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2111 | These instructions must have been translated by a freaking cat | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2112 | Do you want to just get takeout? | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2113 | Sorry, it says right here,'Cheese not included.' | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2114 | Should be build the Trump version or the Obama version? | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2115 | Can't you see we're digging our own graves here? | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
2116 | It says that the cheese is sold seperately. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2117 | I say let's think "back in the box." | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 89 | 30 | 2 |
2118 | I got it at IKEA,its a mantrap. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2119 | Dammit, the cheese is missing! | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2120 | It says "scientific maze" but I think it's a trap. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2121 | Why don’t we put the cheese right by the door? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2122 | But my way is a straight shot at the cheese and we're done now. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2123 | I think we just made a better mousetrap. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2124 | These instructions are a maze to me | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2125 | Can we never go to Ikea again? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2126 | Please, you are telling me . . . you ate the cheeze? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2127 | How will we get out. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2128 | Beats me. Do you read Swedish? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2129 | I told you these blue prints were for a bed, not a maze! | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2130 | Bad news. Cheese not included. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2131 | I consider myself an accomplished visual learner, but these are just Swedish hieroglyphics. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2132 | Why do we do this to ourselves when all we really want is a little cheese? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2133 | I called them about the missing bolt but they told me to get lost | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2134 | We should bank our savings from IKEA for marriage counseling. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2135 | So who really wants a better mousetrap? | 1.2810 | 0.04654 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
2136 | Sort of reminds me of Sartre. No exit. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2137 | If we build it do you think that researchers will come? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2138 | There must be another way to get cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2139 | "so when do we use the glue?" | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2140 | Forget this, I've looked thru the box again and no sign of any cheese! | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2141 | Trust me, we'll catch that cat | 1.2810 | 0.04426 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
2142 | Do you want to call IKEA or should I? | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2143 | And now I'm leaning toward the open plan, again. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2144 | No, it's just pictures. See. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2145 | I don't know about you, but I'm having trouble finding the motivation. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2146 | I know I said it was all included but only the mouse trap came with cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2147 | Let's cut the maze crap and go open concept this time. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2148 | Let's throw in a curve! | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2149 | You'd think ALL parts included covered cheese. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2150 | What if all this is just a test? | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2151 | I'm still not paying for assembly. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2152 | But if we build it, isn't that bad for us? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2153 | IT READS SHOULD TAKE 45 MINUTES TO COMPLETE . IS THAT WITH OR WITHOUT THUMBS??? | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2154 | But what if you're a mouse who likes to get lost? | 1.2807 | 0.05063 | 114 | 87 | 22 | 5 |
2155 | Memorize this blueprint and we’ll be golden. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
2156 | Some walls are missing in this set too! This house is going to look like another freaking maze. | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
2157 | Sorry, I'm a Norwegian rat, not Swedish. I don't do Ikea. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
2158 | Damn Ikea ! | 1.2797 | 0.04149 | 118 | 90 | 25 | 3 |
2159 | In the pre-IKEA era, [underlined: building] the maze didn't use to be part of the experiment. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
2160 | Thank you for coming to save the day, Mighty. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
2161 | Plan B is we go free range, like the chickens. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
2162 | What's a maze? | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
2163 | How to build a better mouse tr.....what the hell? | 1.2797 | 0.05231 | 118 | 92 | 19 | 7 |
2164 | I just worry that it won't go with the Rembrandt. | 1.2797 | 0.05501 | 118 | 94 | 15 | 9 |
2165 | Seems like we’re one wall short of a cat trap! | 1.2797 | 0.04565 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
2166 | The actual one will be human sized | 1.2797 | 0.04565 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
2167 | Tell me again, how does this cure cancer? | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
2168 | What a poet said about mice and men explains this plan. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
2169 | Spoiler alert. It's cheese. | 1.2797 | 0.04797 | 118 | 89 | 25 | 4 |
2170 | “I thought I'd never use my experimental psychology degree.” | 1.2793 | 0.05456 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
2171 | You start and I'll catch up. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
2172 | It's a test. We're supposed to build our own maze. | 1.2793 | 0.04818 | 111 | 83 | 25 | 3 |
2173 | Forget it. Let's just make a maze. | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
2174 | Once we get started there’s no turning back. | 1.2793 | 0.04556 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
2175 | Lets forget the whole maze idea altogether and instead build Ratatouille a new kitchen! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2176 | They forgot to include the cheese. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2177 | This is the real test of intelligence. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2178 | Just our luck. The instructions are in Chinese. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2179 | My human thinks the ultimate variable ratio reward training is to have me build the maze without all of the necessary parts. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2180 | Step 2 and I'm already lost. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2181 | You know I don't read Swedish. | 1.2773 | 0.04453 | 119 | 88 | 29 | 2 |
2182 | Rats! We're missing a screw. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2183 | The grant wasn't renewed. Its IKEA. | 1.2773 | 0.03853 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
2184 | Damn humans! They expect us to put this together without an Allen wrench? | 1.2773 | 0.05588 | 119 | 96 | 13 | 10 |
2185 | I hope you know Swedish. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2186 | Some plan. It says right here, “Cheese NOT included!” | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2187 | Something tells me we should look up “musfälla.” | 1.2773 | 0.04687 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
2188 | They say success is its own reward. Guess they ran out of cheese. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2189 | It says here cheese must be purchased separately. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2190 | I K E A must have funded this grant! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2191 | Where should we put the Safe Room? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2192 | Leave the maze, take the cheese. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2193 | If you don't stop chanting 'Build That Wall', I'm going to separate you from your testicles at the border. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2194 | This is worse than the swing set! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2195 | NIH cut the research grant so now we have to build it AND run it. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2196 | I bought it for the children | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2197 | Are you sure you ordered the bookcase? | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2198 | We’re missing the cheese. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2199 | If we have directions, what's the point? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2200 | Should we just get takeout? | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2201 | It's supposed to be a-maz-ing! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2202 | I don't think we are ever getting out of here. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2203 | What do you mean you lost the receipt? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2204 | Screw deferred gratification. Let's just eat the cheese. | 1.2773 | 0.03025 | 119 | 93 | 24 | 2 |
2205 | Screw the directions, I say we build a better mousetrap! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2206 | It says here," Once assembled may accidentally cause serious injury or death"."Cheese not included." | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2207 | I was thinking that we should leave it at this and go open plan. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2208 | This is the last time I buy a maze kit from Ikea. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2209 | This administration doesn't believe in funding science. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2210 | Maybe the mice can do it better,but thanks to Ikea,we can do it faster! | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2211 | If we follow the directions step-by-step, we shouldn't get lost. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2212 | Heh ! And here is where, on the full scale model, the electric shock goes. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2213 | No, the maze is not necessary; but it does make the cheese taste better. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2214 | Do you really know how to do it, or Google know? | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2215 | Heck, I thought we'd get some cheese with this trap. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2216 | So THIS is what the man in the white coat meant by “testing the construction of behavioral norms.” | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2217 | See, it says right here, ""Det är enkelt, högerkramat, vänsterlöst." | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2218 | Let's quit while we're ahead | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2219 | Death is not the end. | 1.2773 | 0.04687 | 119 | 92 | 22 | 5 |
2220 | No, Jeremy won’t be helping us. He helped with the better mouse trap. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2221 | What the..., the instructions are in Swedish! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2222 | Honestly, I think we’re better off just leaving it as is. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2223 | All of this for some Swedish meatballs? | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2224 | I don't know, does it feel like Stockholm syndrome to you? | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2225 | Mom gave it to me for Christmas! | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2226 | If we do the maze correctly, it's the layout of the Ikea store. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2227 | They did a lousy job translating these instructions from gerbil. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2228 | Building it ourselves kinda defeats the purpose. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2229 | Let’s split up. | 1.2773 | 0.04121 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2230 | If Big Pharma doesn’t kill us, these directions will. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2231 | I told you we should have gone with the open concept maze! | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2232 | These IKEA instructions are in Swedish. I say we hide all the parts and put the cheese just inside the door. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2233 | I think we can squeak by without the smoke alarms. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2234 | This happens every time we buy stufffrom IKEA. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2235 | This is asking a lot. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2236 | I think you do pronounce the "K" and the "J" is like a "Y". | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2237 | All of this for a piece of cheese? You've gotta be kidding! Let's just call Snack Hub. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2238 | These directions are aMAZing | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2239 | When we're done it should look just like IKEA. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2240 | I'm just here for the cheese. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2241 | Darn IKEA image directions are written in Chinese. | 1.2773 | 0.04290 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2242 | How much extra will it cost to get someone to assemble it? | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2243 | Now you won't have to ask for directions. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2244 | Forget this crap, let's go eat all the meatballs | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2245 | Oh, honey, let's run and leave this Scandinavian hell behind forever | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2246 | I hope we can figure this out. I'm getting hungry. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2247 | It's simple: the shortest distance between two points is a straight line. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2248 | It’s a death trap, it’s a suicide rap . | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2249 | Now put it back in the box and we'll time how long it takes them to realize a screw is missing. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2250 | Just get me when it’s time to argue about the backsplash. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2251 | We need Taskrodent | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2252 | When we complete this there is $90,000 of debt and a job at Whole Foods at the end. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2253 | Honestly, these experiments just keep getting weirder. | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 89 | 27 | 3 |
2254 | They haven't even built it and we came. | 1.2773 | 0.05459 | 119 | 95 | 15 | 9 |
2255 | Did I not say 'open concept' is just a fad? | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2256 | I understand their floor plan labyrinth design but I prefer an open concept. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2257 | How'd we get stuck with the scientists from IKEA? | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2258 | This way our kids will never leave the house. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2259 | I say we bell the cat and stay put. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2260 | Now that we know the plans, we can avoid another mouse trap. | 1.2768 | 0.04432 | 112 | 82 | 29 | 1 |
2261 | It may not be Disneyland, but at least it will be all ours. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
2262 | I mean it! If we unionize, we can put an end to this "other duties as assigned" crap! | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
2263 | I got it at IKEA. It'll be simple to put it together. | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
2264 | Hey,do you read IKEA? | 1.2768 | 0.04781 | 112 | 84 | 25 | 3 |
2265 | First things first, did you bring the LSD? | 1.2768 | 0.04947 | 112 | 85 | 23 | 4 |
2266 | I don't need the instructions. How many different ways to put it together can there be? | 1.2762 | 0.04384 | 105 | 76 | 29 | 0 |
2267 | But what did the dormouse say? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
2268 | It says 'Minotaur not included.' | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
2269 | I think we're missing a Minotaur. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
2270 | Should we just hire someone off of TaskMouse? | 1.2752 | 0.05354 | 109 | 85 | 18 | 6 |
2271 | This is the last time we buy furniture from Ikea that's been designed by Christopher Nolan. | 1.2752 | 0.05662 | 109 | 87 | 14 | 8 |
2272 | The irony is that once we've built it we'll have nothing left to prove. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
2273 | See? I told you open floor plans were on the way out! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
2274 | Don’t bother. ‘Cheese not included’. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2275 | Amazing! What kind of dummies do they think we are? | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
2276 | So far so good but what is a door ? My folks never had a door. | 1.2750 | 0.04802 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2277 | It was supposed to come with cheese. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
2278 | It says if any parts are missing not to return it to the store but call this 1-800 number instead. | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2279 | Sure we can put the maze together, but look it says cheeae not included. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2280 | If only we had opposable thumbs. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2281 | It's the IKEA maze kit" | 1.2735 | 0.04721 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
2282 | It's amazing! I thought we ordered maize, not maze. | 1.2735 | 0.05023 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
2283 | You read the English instructions, I’ll read the French. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2284 | Let's build the easy maze. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2285 | IKEA funded the study. | 1.2735 | 0.04874 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
2286 | I just hate these IKEA manuals ... | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2287 | Now comes the hard part. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2288 | It's from Ikea, if we assembly it right the lab puts the cheese | 1.2735 | 0.04227 | 117 | 88 | 27 | 2 |
2289 | What is an ektthorpe and just exactly how many hex wrenches does one mouse need? | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2290 | I think they are trying to mess with us. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2291 | So, THIS is how you do it in Sweden? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2292 | I'm done with Ikea. The instructions are in Swedish. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2293 | Son, you can’t call Taskrabbit, you need to know the twists and turns of this project! | 1.2735 | 0.03460 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
2294 | Hey, it was your idea to buy a flip. | 1.2735 | 0.05239 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 7 |
2295 | The directions are in Korean again ! | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2296 | Build it and they will come my ass!... we need cheese. | 1.2735 | 0.05513 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
2297 | Why on earth did you buy a maze from Ikea? | 1.2735 | 0.05096 | 117 | 91 | 20 | 6 |
2298 | Insert cheese where?! | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2299 | Ha! Remember when they called this a "mouse hole"? | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2300 | Have you considered GPS? | 1.2735 | 0.04481 | 117 | 87 | 28 | 2 |
2301 | I think it’s Swedish for ‘experiment’. | 1.2735 | 0.04949 | 117 | 90 | 22 | 5 |
2302 | It says here cheese not included. What is this? Some sort of demented lab experiment? | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2303 | It would help if I knew where the cheese will be. | 1.2735 | 0.04642 | 117 | 88 | 26 | 3 |
2304 | If it were in French I'd be good, but Swedish? | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
2305 | We better bring these instructions with us if we want to have a prayer of getting out! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2306 | I was thinking eggshell white for the interior. | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2307 | I'm still not sure how we'll use the allen wrench | 1.2727 | 0.04457 | 110 | 81 | 28 | 1 |
2308 | We've got this - we don't need directions. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2309 | Where's the exit? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2310 | It's how to build a better mousetrap...I say we pass. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2311 | Yes, building it ourselves WILL skew the test results, but cheese is cheese. | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2312 | They can't build a better mousetrap, so they want us to build a better maze? | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2313 | Let’s return it, I prefer an open floor plan. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2314 | Some assembly required? Easy to follow directions? I | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2315 | My guess is that our test lost its government grant. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2316 | Ugh, Ikea forgot two screws and the cheese. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2317 | There's no cheese. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2318 | All this for some stinky cheese. | 1.2727 | 0.05763 | 110 | 89 | 12 | 9 |
2319 | I don't need directions. I watched YouTube. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2320 | We can always call Ikea as a last resort | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2321 | Sure, we COULD just go get some cheese, but don't you think the process will be its own kind of reward? | 1.2727 | 0.03962 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2322 | I know it’s silly and a lot of work, but it makes them so happy! | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2323 | Did you make sure that all of the parts were included? | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2324 | There must be a trap somewhere | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2325 | I guess it's the Ikea idea. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2326 | We'd better get moving on this. Her first Cheese-Of-The Month shipment arrived today! | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2327 | It came with meatballs rather than cheese. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2328 | Do you know how to read Swedish? | 1.2727 | 0.04550 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2329 | We'll corner the market. Ikea will never know what hit 'em! | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2330 | If we just ditch the boards and the instructions, I wonder what that will tell them. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2331 | Do you want to read the instructions or just jump to the cheese? | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2332 | How did we get stuck with this job? | 1.2727 | 0.05616 | 110 | 88 | 14 | 8 |
2333 | I suspect we're in the control group. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2334 | Check the parts list. Where’s the cheese? | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2335 | It says: "How to build a better people trap" | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2336 | You mean we have to supply the cheese? | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2337 | This is harder to figure out than Brexit. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2338 | You read 'em. I'm more visual. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2339 | We aced all the mazes, building a better mousetrap will be even easier. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2340 | Here’s an idea: open floor plan. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2341 | The object here is not to be left with one screw. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2342 | It appears we're one board short of a full kit. | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2343 | Why don't we just skip all these Ikea instructions and just eat the cheese? | 1.2727 | 0.04729 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2344 | If we build a better maze, the world won’t beat be a path to our door. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2345 | Did you get this from Ikea? | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2346 | Once you get into it, it's easy | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2347 | This is the last time we're buying anything from Ikea | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2348 | It was on sale -- Mexico paid for the wall. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2349 | This is the start of a rat race, Tom. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2350 | Forget this, let's go get a beer. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2351 | Let’s slow down, this isn’t a rat race. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2352 | There’s no cheese. Definitely not a trap! | 1.2727 | 0.05070 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2353 | Nah - too obvious. | 1.2727 | 0.04550 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2354 | When I signed up for this job I didn't think they'd make me build the maze too. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2355 | It’s IKEA, let’s just use poison. | 1.2727 | 0.05311 | 110 | 86 | 18 | 6 |
2356 | Do you understand these maze instructions? I'm lost. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2357 | "Yes, the 3D versions now come with instructions." | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2358 | Uh, opposable thumbs and a wrench? No, I don’t, do you? | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2359 | On second thought, I prefer the simple life | 1.2727 | 0.05466 | 110 | 87 | 16 | 7 |
2360 | Experiments were much more fun before the genetic engineering. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2361 | I still think we should call a Task Rabbit. | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2362 | Let's call IKEA right now! | 1.2727 | 0.05151 | 110 | 85 | 20 | 5 |
2363 | Forget it, I'll just buy the cheese. | 1.2727 | 0.05763 | 110 | 89 | 12 | 9 |
2364 | If we finish it, they'll give us a lingonberry. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2365 | We're mice. We're known for poor eyesight. This might be a trap. | 1.2727 | 0.04640 | 110 | 82 | 26 | 2 |
2366 | We're lost! There's no exit | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2367 | I have to say, the staff cuts at this lab have really gotten out of hand. | 1.2727 | 0.04817 | 110 | 83 | 24 | 3 |
2368 | Now when it's your turn, remember to make it look difficult. | 1.2727 | 0.04987 | 110 | 84 | 22 | 4 |
2369 | Maybe we can change the angles on this a bit and allow for an open kitchen layout. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2370 | Let’s make it look really difficult and they’ll publish some stupid report. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2371 | I'm sure it'll be very nice - I only wish we had a view of Central Park. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2372 | Personally, I prefer an open floor-plan. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2373 | Screw this. I've got some aged cheddar back at my place. Let's go get hammered... | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2374 | I give up. You want to order cheese carryout? | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2375 | Screw it. Let's just go with open concept. | 1.2719 | 0.04542 | 114 | 85 | 27 | 2 |
2376 | And the voice said, "If you build it, cheese will come." | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
2377 | Don't worry. The guy in the white coat swore this is how they make cheese. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2378 | I'd be more motivated if there was food at the end of this. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2379 | Or we could just go eat meatballs. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2380 | I don't see any cheese in the instructions | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2381 | It converts to a bunk bed when they are old enough to find the exit. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2382 | Now that the shiplap has been taken down, our open concept design will mean a quick flip, and should make us stacks and stacks of cheddar. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2383 | As long as people can see us thinking outside the box, the execution is irrelevant. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2384 | Screw the maze idea. If we go straight up, we'll be a towering success! | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2385 | Who the hell is Paulo Freire? | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
2386 | They never ask what WE want. Let's go with an open office plan. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2387 | TopoKea | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2388 | “Sometimes I feel like I’m my own worst enemy“ | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2389 | It needs a catdoor | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2390 | Funny, I just got a craving for swedish meatballs. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2391 | They never should have awarded that government research project to IKEA. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2392 | "I think they're f **king with us." | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2393 | Looks like the cheese is sold separately. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
2394 | I think if we follow these instructions, we might be able to better trap ourselves. | 1.2719 | 0.05612 | 114 | 92 | 13 | 9 |
2395 | I'll get the cheese while you finish the maze. | 1.2719 | 0.04455 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2396 | I could never understand why all the parts have Swedish names. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2397 | We'll be the big cheese if we can pull this off. | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
2398 | Where can you get a drink around here. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2399 | We may be the wrong choice to build a better mousetrap. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2400 | I know, I'm sorry, but their Swedish meatballs are so good. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2401 | My entry for MOMA. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2402 | Illustrations. Not a single God-damned written word! | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2403 | Screw these budget cuts. What happened to the Skinner Box? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2404 | I’m not going to include a bathroom in our new house since we piss and shit constantly. | 1.2719 | 0.05749 | 114 | 93 | 11 | 10 |
2405 | Forget it; let’s build a maze! | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2406 | Ikea built a better mouse trap! We'll be so busy building this thing we won't have time for cheese. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2407 | We're screwed, it's a trap! | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2408 | I’m just tired of open floor plans. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2409 | Trust me, it 's cats' play. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
2410 | Tell me again...why will they put the cheese in there? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2411 | There's sure to be an online video if we run into trouble. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
2412 | It's in Swedish...I can't read it. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2413 | It was a good plan Jerry but it says it right here, cheese not included. | 1.2719 | 0.04542 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2414 | Gracie. It's going to be amazing! | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2415 | The satisfaction of putting it together yourself makes you to forget that the economy has left you with no other path. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
2416 | Fuck it. Let's go out to eat | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
2417 | Why so complicated, can’t we just get a cheeseboard? | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
2418 | This new game a mazes me! | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
2419 | It's an experiment. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
2420 | Reward? I’m guessing Swedish meatballs, just like the human one. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2421 | I know. I’m just hoping the ‘budget’ they keep cutting is a type of cheese. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2422 | It says here we are supposed to build a cognitive map of IKEA | 1.2703 | 0.04605 | 111 | 83 | 26 | 2 |
2423 | It's worker abuse. First we gotta build it and then how to get out of it. Only a rat's brain could figure this out. | 1.2703 | 0.05269 | 111 | 87 | 18 | 6 |
2424 | Whoever wrote these instructions has a few shrews loose. | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
2425 | It's a map of the store. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
2426 | Forget it. We'll squat next door. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2427 | I'd rather get lost in Yonkers. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2428 | I love the trap door idea - so Wicked. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2429 | I wonder what ‘Måz’ even means in Swedish? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2430 | Forget the maze; let's put up condos. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2431 | I don’t understand, I thought the humans were supposed to build this. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2432 | Screw it. Let's hit the open road! | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2433 | So where's the Västerbottensost.? | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2434 | You know, we could just build a regular apartment instead. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2435 | Is this someone's Ikea of a cruel joke? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2436 | Remember don't leave too fast, they'll get upset and might dissect you to see how you did it. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2437 | Maybe IKEA wasn’t the best choice | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2438 | We're never buying another thing from IKEA. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2439 | The hours are long, but they have cheese at the cocktail parties. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
2440 | They must think we don't know what cheese smells like? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2441 | Building this maze is going to take longer than it did for us to find the exit to the store. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2442 | Don’t worry about it. I wintered last year in an IKEA. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2443 | Still qualifies for rent control. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2444 | I think our kit is missing the cheese! So, really, what's the point? | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
2445 | If we figure this out, I'll be amazed. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
2446 | It says here the cheese is sold separately. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2447 | Gnawsome! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2448 | It said it came with cheese! I don't see any cheese! | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
2449 | If I hear "open concept" one more time.... | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2450 | Whadda’ya think? Maze or 2-bedroom condo? | 1.2679 | 0.04481 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
2451 | I told you if we ordered Amazon Prime the Drone would have delivered it fully assemble in a Maze | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2452 | Why don't we just put the cheese outside the box? | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2453 | Digging our own graves would be more noble than this. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2454 | So...cheese break? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2455 | We must build that which will destroy us. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2456 | It doesn’t make sense to me either but I hear there’s cheese at the end, so... | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2457 | We don't have opposable thumbs! What were you thinking?! | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2458 | Female mice would ask for directions. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2459 | The cheese is sold separately. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2460 | I can't read Swedish; can you? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2461 | Have you seen the block of cheese? | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2462 | It’s about time they gave up on that ‘better mousetrap’ chimera. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2463 | You had to get it at Isqueaka, didn't you? | 1.2679 | 0.02367 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2464 | But we don't have a Phillip's head. The cat got Phil last week. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2465 | Used to be that all we had to do to get the cheese is run through it. These NIH cutbacks are hurting all of us. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2466 | And you said the running wheel would be a waste of our time... | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2467 | They’re trained to give us cheese when we finish the maze. | 1.2679 | 0.04203 | 112 | 92 | 14 | 6 |
2468 | I am glad we are thinking outside the box to figure out this | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2469 | I'm completely lost at the moment. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2470 | How 'bout you build the maze, and I'll plant the corn? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2471 | Okay, that's the last time we shop at IKEA. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2472 | It says it's a test of our relationship. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2473 | No I don't speak Swedish....do you? | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2474 | Believe me: I don’t see how this lab-test could lead to any breakthrough in couple relationships with such a clumsy and incompetent partner like you. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2475 | I am concerned about the cat door location. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2476 | It's directions for how to build a better mousetrap. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2477 | I wasn’t feeling challenged enough at work. | 1.2679 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2478 | To beat it first you gotta know how they’re made. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2479 | Building a better mousetrap isn’t so easy after all. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2480 | Does Google translate from rat to mouse? | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2481 | "It wouldn't be called sweat equity if it was easy to assemble." | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2482 | Maze? These directions are a fucking maze! | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
2483 | When we go full scale, first we'll send in the grad students. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2484 | How hard can it be? They always include an allan key! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2485 | Whose idea was it to run a DIY maze? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2486 | I feel like these experiments are getting pretty ridiculous. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2487 | They will put more cheese out if you pretend you can not smell it. The best cheese goes to the slowest mice. | 1.2679 | 0.04657 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2488 | Let's forget this, and go straight for the cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2489 | Why are the directions just pictures of different cats? | 1.2679 | 0.04827 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
2490 | I'd rather gnaw through a fire hydrant than put this thing together. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2491 | So I guess now’s not the best time to tell you I slept with your wife? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2492 | I told you we should've gotten the BJÖRKSNÄS instead. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2493 | This is one crazy looking bookcase. What’d IKEA name this one? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2494 | The cat said this would turn out to be amazing! | 1.2679 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2495 | Looks like this maze is modeled after the new 1040 form. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2496 | Can you believe it? They've sent us the wrong screws again! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2497 | The hazard of this project would be how to get out. | 1.2679 | 0.04827 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
2498 | Cheese not included? I hate Ikea. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2499 | Better for whom? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2500 | The cheese tastes better this way. I promise. | 1.2679 | 0.04007 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2501 | Musfälla? ... these Ikea instructions always have the strangest sounding words. (mouse trap) | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
2502 | In Swedish, it's pronounced Eke-a | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2503 | Why don't we just put the cheese at the entrance and end this charade? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2504 | Course design is where the big cheese is. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2505 | Are you certain you clicked the option to include the cheese?" | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2506 | Let's dumb it down | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2507 | What part of 'Don't get it from Ikea' isn't clear? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2508 | IKEA sent it. Apparently we’re now beta test rats. | 1.2679 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2509 | Last time we buy anything at IKEA! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2510 | If we make it difficult, it means more cheese for us. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2511 | Rats! We forgot the cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2512 | It's hard to put into words. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2513 | Now remember where we leave the cheese! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2514 | They provided the hex wrench, but do we have a screwdriver? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2515 | IKEA got it! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2516 | Let’s just run it as is, okay? | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2517 | It's supposed to be a 1 floor Victorian but last time I tried it turned into a maze. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2518 | Ok, I'll marry you if we can assemble this IKEA maze without bloodshed. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2519 | You're really sure that if we build it, cheese will come? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2520 | I said no IKEA. But no, you had to have a Swedish maze! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2521 | Let's create a new rat race? | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2522 | Remember, discipline equals freedom. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
2523 | We can blame IKEA for starting a pet product line. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2524 | Unfortunately, the cheese is not included. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2525 | L thought you said this maze from mIceKEA would be so simple to put together, that even a human could do it! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2526 | Maybe we should just go with an open concept. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2527 | Listen, Ted, I have no interest in carpentry either, that's kinda why I'm in finance. But you heard the lab tech, "no maze, no cheese"... so will you please make like Algernon and find me Panel A and the 3/4-inch screws? | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2528 | I really think this will be more motivating than that hamster wheel in the basement. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2529 | The faster we do it, the faster we're outta there. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2530 | It clearly says, 'cheese not included.' | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2531 | I can't read it. It's in Swedish. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2532 | But I don't like cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2533 | Maybe we'll find Swedish Meatballs at the end. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2534 | Just our bad luck to end up at the IKEA research lab.... | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2535 | It looks like they forgot to include the Västerbotten. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2536 | If we screw this up, there’s no way out | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2537 | It says we get the cheese when we finish the maze. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2538 | I have no clue what I'm doing. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2539 | They are very thorough. They even included a block of cheese. It was very tasty. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2540 | I think Ikea put the wrong directions in the box. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2541 | Not exactly what I had in mind when you said a bonding experience. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2542 | Well, I say it's a maze, and I say the hell with it. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2543 | To be honest, I'd rather just find my way out of an IKEA. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2544 | Let's think out of the box. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2545 | These Ikea flatboxes look simple but really its a two-mouse project. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2546 | Does the institutional review board know we're being forced to construct our own maze? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2547 | We are building a people trap that I got at IKEA | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2548 | You know, when we are done with this they are going to make us find our cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2549 | No, I told you twice already, the cheese goes in last. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2550 | The fine print says cheese not included! | 1.2679 | 0.04657 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
2551 | What the hell is a "carnubenflugen"? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2552 | We got the Cheese not included version? | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2553 | This doesn’t look as easy as the guy at Ikea said would be! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2554 | Let’s do the kitchen first. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2555 | It's called a Swedish maze. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2556 | How about a sunroom for a change? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2557 | I've had it - Let's go eat some cheese! | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2558 | Maybe this is what they mean when they talk about building a better mouse trap. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2559 | Apparently, cheese is not included... | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2560 | They expect us to BUILD this thing, too? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2561 | You read? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2562 | Why are we building this again? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2563 | In architecture school they said there should be back door. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2564 | Why do you always try to make your life more difficult? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2565 | Just what do you mean by "read the directions first?" | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2566 | Funding for this research project has been provided by IKEA International. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2567 | They recommend an Ikea showroom layout. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2568 | Forget the maze. I can’t figure out the instructions. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2569 | Working for this company has been nothing but a rat race. They work us 24/7, the work space is nothing but a maze and they only feed us cheese that it has holes in it." | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2570 | What do you think about an open floor plan | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2571 | Wasn’t there supposed to be a big hunk of cheese with this? | 1.2679 | 0.04203 | 112 | 82 | 30 | 0 |
2572 | It's a maze to test our intelligence. If we keep these plans, it'll be easy to negotiate. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2573 | You're the one on adderall ! " | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2574 | All this work for a lousy piece of cheese? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2575 | Don't worry, Harold. If we can't successfully assemble this, we can just run for office. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2576 | It's bring Your Victim to Work Week. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2577 | I think it's the lingonberry sauce that brings their Swedish meatballs to life. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2578 | Freakin IKEA! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2579 | What say we just build a better mouse trap. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2580 | Any chance a ‘No Cats Allowed’ sign would be sufficient? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2581 | This would be so much easier if I could read Swedish. | 1.2679 | 0.04481 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
2582 | Life was easier before they cut the research budget. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2583 | I'm in the IKEA study. | 1.2679 | 0.04481 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
2584 | I told you to read the box! The block of cheese is sold separately! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2585 | It will be easier if we just watch the video on tube. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2586 | Ikea said it was easy | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2587 | I just hate Ikea. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
2588 | Ikea? I thought this was an animal cruelty free lab. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2589 | I'm amazed by its simplicity | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2590 | I have an idea. Let's skip the maze and go straight for the cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2591 | Oh, I can build it all right. The trick is getting back out. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2592 | When stuff starts arriving from Ikea, it's pretty clear the lab is suffering budget-cuts. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
2593 | Finally, we get to make the rules! | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2594 | 'Cheese not included' ? WTF?! | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
2595 | I don't think the cheese is included. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2596 | I thought it would include the cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.04203 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2597 | IKEA have the most endearing names for their furniture. 'Mousetrap'. How quaint! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2598 | Seems like a hell of a lot of work for a piece of cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2599 | Didn't we do this one a couple of weeks ago? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2600 | That’s the beauty of IKEA...there’s always a hack. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
2601 | What do you wanna bet there's still only one piece of cheese at the end? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2602 | Screw this. Let’s wing it. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2603 | On second thought, let's have the meatballs before we start, so we're not hungry and cranky halfway through. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2604 | Let’s build it so we head straight for the cheese! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2605 | Thank goodness we're in the group that was given the instructions. NOT! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2606 | For the last time, no, we are not getting drunk before doing this. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2607 | The ad implied it came with cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2608 | We'll put a "back door" here, in case we get lost. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2609 | That's what we get from the researchers' shopping at Ikea. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
2610 | This is Mickey Mouse compared to that bookshelf. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
2611 | According to this we're missing some bolts, as well as the cheese. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
2612 | Trump really cut the science budget. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2613 | If we start building from the inside, we'll never make it out. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
2614 | Let’s think outside the box and not build this ... | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2615 | If we make the walls all parallel, we can run straight through in record time. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2616 | Why exactly are we trying to build a better mousetrap? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2617 | Are they kidding? This is the better mousetrap? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2618 | If we build it, doughnuts will come. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
2619 | If we can't figure it out now how will we figure it out later? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
2620 | Why does this feel like a trap? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
2621 | When it's built they will want us to find our way out! | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
2622 | We can go back to the open design plan. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
2623 | Have you looked at these Mickey Mouse blue prints? | 1.2642 | 0.05244 | 106 | 83 | 18 | 5 |
2624 | This always happens when you buy from IKEA. | 1.2636 | 0.04413 | 110 | 82 | 27 | 1 |
2625 | Just accept it. If it's from China there will be missing parts. | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
2626 | Call me crazy, but I want this to be a metaphor for human life. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2627 | It's amazing that they let us set it up ourselves! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2628 | Of course it’s big enough! What should we put at the end to motivate the giants?” | 1.2636 | 0.04507 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
2629 | Cheese is not included? | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2630 | You know how I feel about walls. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2631 | Maybe it was meant just for rats. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2632 | Let's ask the cat for help. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2633 | Don't think of it as a budget cut, Carl. Think of it as an opportunity! | 1.2636 | 0.05582 | 110 | 89 | 13 | 8 |
2634 | I thought you said we were going to build a better mousetrap. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2635 | It's a plan for building a better cat trap! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2636 | These Ikea mazes are always more difficult to assemble than you think. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2637 | Did they not say "cheese included"? | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2638 | It’s an Ikea maze. | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
2639 | And you said ... Build a better mousetrap. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2640 | Sometimes it feels like Ikea is experimenting on us. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2641 | how Do we know this isn’t a better mousetrap | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2642 | Go ahead, amaze me! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2643 | We can change the whole equation by building a labyrinth so everyone can get in and out and leave them with no data. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2644 | This is how we’ll get our steps in. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2645 | We’ll make it look even tougher. After all, those humans certainly love a good rat race, don’t they .....? | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2646 | It says so right on the box: "Cheese not included." | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2647 | I'm sensing some irony here. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2648 | Everything is here except for the cheese. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2649 | These home meal kits are complicated. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2650 | And in the center we place a copy of "Who Moved My Cheese?". | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2651 | Where does the cheese go? | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2652 | I’m waiting for Pavlov to finally ring the bell | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2653 | Honestly, I'd be fine with an open-concept maze. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2654 | No no. We're supposed to find the cheese, not eat it. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2655 | häpnadsväckande a-mazing | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2656 | Humoring Dr. Pavlov gets more tedious with each passing academic year | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2657 | It's a trap, but not a better trap. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2658 | I hate it when you shop at Ikea! | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2659 | It came with everything but the cheese. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2660 | SEE, no inclusion, no exclusion! | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2661 | Don’t worry. There’s always a screw missing. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2662 | I can't believe I let you talk me into getting a maze at Ikea. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2663 | Consider this a promotion. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2664 | This is the last time we buy a maze at Ikea | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
2665 | The voice said – if you build it, cheese will come. | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
2666 | Yes we’re exhausted. But think how much faster we’ll find our food! | 1.2636 | 0.04120 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
2667 | Hmm, I think we may have been duped. There is no cheese on this parts list. | 1.2636 | 0.04413 | 110 | 82 | 27 | 1 |
2668 | Crud,they didn't pack the cheese. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2669 | Hey the piece of cheese is missing, have you seen it? | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2670 | I knew it! Cheese isn't included. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2671 | I have a cousin in Stockholm, we could ask him what an "urbster' is. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2672 | If this is Ikea's version of building a better mouse trap, then we have nothing to worry about! | 1.2636 | 0.04120 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
2673 | To quote Ralph Waldo Emerson... | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2674 | Only 39% of the humans have been able to complete the maze. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2675 | I say we start from the middle and build our way out. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2676 | We're lucky IKEA tells it all in pictures. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2677 | It is even easier to get lost now. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2678 | Frankly, I prefer an open floor plan. | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
2679 | Just eleven more steps and we'll have our own IKEA. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
2680 | Das Rathaus ist dumm. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2681 | Want to break for some Swedish cheese? | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2682 | Who moved my cheese? | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2683 | I know it said "some assembly required" but cheesus christ this is insane! | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2684 | Should we do an open-office concept this time? | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2685 | I am so done with Ikea. | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
2686 | Why is the cheese always sold separately? | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2687 | "I prefer an open floor plan. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2688 | This is the last time we're shopping at Ikea. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2689 | You were a Boy Scout.I was a math major. We can do this ! | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2690 | Why do they always leave out some small, but crucial, piece of hardware? | 1.2636 | 0.05430 | 110 | 88 | 15 | 7 |
2691 | IKEA says nobody stirring can follow these instructions..not even a mouse. Suzi Rines Duxbury MA | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2692 | We can build a better mousetrap. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2693 | I wish the directions for this IKEA maze had some words. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2694 | Yes. And we have to make our own cheese when we’re finished. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2695 | It'll pretty much look like an IKEA when finished. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2696 | Does this one have a happy ending? | 1.2636 | 0.03693 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
2697 | Ok eddy, we’ve gone through the entire box...........where’s the cheese? | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2698 | I couldn't resist. Ikea had it on sale. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2699 | Let me show you how to do it son. Just let go of the instructions, watch me, and don't say a word | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2700 | In the short term, it limits our carbon foot print. In the long term, it could kill the cat and save our world. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2701 | And I thought the maze was difficult! | 1.2636 | 0.05032 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 6 |
2702 | This instruction manual is more complicated than most mazes! | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2703 | After they find the cheese no mouse is going to care that we deviated from standard maze theory. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2704 | Did you know the cheese wasn't included when you ordered it? | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2705 | All this to build a better mouse trap? | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2706 | This is the easy part. The confusion comes later. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2707 | Let’s build a maze with no way out and put the lab humans in their to study their levels of frustration. | 1.2636 | 0.04507 | 110 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
2708 | Seriously, Gary: why do we keep doing this to ourselves? | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2709 | I don't see where we're supposed to put the cheese. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2710 | You’ve watched the Italian Job too many times! | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2711 | You have to start thinking outside the box. | 1.2636 | 0.04599 | 110 | 83 | 25 | 2 |
2712 | Let’s just break-up - it’s quicker. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2713 | Talk about inventing a new mousetrap. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2714 | Did the instructions come with cheese or do we have to purchase that ourselves? | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2715 | I hate when the directions only have pictures. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
2716 | I know you want to build a complicated maze- just make sure we leave room for the hot cheese fountain. | 1.2636 | 0.05114 | 110 | 86 | 19 | 5 |
2717 | I never did like IKEA ,Martha . | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2718 | I hear they’re replacing the cheese with meatballs, too. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
2719 | A maze? Not the way we're gonna build it. | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
2720 | Swedish diagrams don't translate to Mouse... | 1.2636 |