Contest #666


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666

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Shouldn’t you be sitting in an ear?”
  2. “Mother wore this color.”
  3. “How do I explain lipstick on my entire suit?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-06-09T21:18:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-06-30T21:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-06-24T21:20:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 1, 2019
Number of captions 6228
Number of responses 677561
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You should see the couch they have at the urologist's office. 2.1114 0.00811 9153 2304 3525 3324
1 The last place I saw a couch like this also charged by the hour 2.0570 0.00895 7487 2045 2970 2472
2 What do uou mean MY oral fixation? 2.0281 0.01055 5343 1517 2159 1667
3 Are you going to help me or is this just lip service? 1.9368 0.01098 5049 1707 1954 1388
4 Shouldn’t you be sitting in an ear? 1.8954 0.00974 6894 2651 2313 1930
5 It just feels like everyone is kissing my ass 1.8823 0.01226 4231 1623 1483 1125
6 So this is the famous Freudian's lip. 1.8767 0.01082 5501 2151 1877 1473
7 MY oral fixation?! 1.8723 0.01020 5660 2075 2233 1352
8 Oh, and I suppose that sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.8635 0.01077 4936 1796 2018 1122
9 Can you make the tongue do that again? 1.8536 0.01287 4161 1782 1206 1173
10 No, Doc, I said "tulips" would make your office more inviting 1.8305 0.01020 5871 2375 2116 1380
11 And what couch do you use for anal retentives? 1.8094 0.01193 4429 1898 1477 1054
12 It’s much more comfortable since you injected it with collagen. 1.7935 0.01051 5357 2253 1957 1147
13 These lips stay sealed, right? 1.7717 0.02255 1196 531 407 258
14 I'm just glad I don't have an anal fixation. 1.7535 0.01042 5786 2705 1802 1279
15 The same dream every time--I'm being eaten, while you just take notes. 1.7439 0.01642 2116 944 770 402
16 I also have a fear of being swallowed. 1.7194 0.01251 3524 1605 1303 616
17 Last time I was on a couch like this, I was also paying by the hour. 1.7184 0.01595 2383 1152 750 481
18 The dreams are now mostly about Mick Jagger 1.7135 0.01391 2984 1411 1017 556
19 I feel as if you are only giving me lip service. 1.7034 0.01075 4906 2333 1695 878
20 It stopped. Could I trouble you for another quarter? 1.6949 0.01390 2973 1445 990 538
21 I think our sessions are helping, but my wife keeps asking how I got lipstick on my collar . . . . and my jacket . . . and my pants. 1.6656 0.01668 1950 964 674 312
22 I ask for help, and all you give me is lip service. 1.6629 0.01668 1943 963 672 308
23 Are you sure these lips are sealed? 1.6578 0.01488 2446 1224 835 387
24 It just seems like everyone's trying to kiss my ass. 1.6519 0.01309 3278 1689 1041 548
25 The upper lip is a bit stiff. 1.6456 0.01614 2054 1042 698 314
26 How did I hear about you? Word of mouth. 1.6449 0.01801 1656 843 558 255
27 Quite frankly doctor, I feel like all I get here is lip service. 1.6325 0.01338 2952 1522 993 437
28 I don’t think I’m the one with the oral ‘fixation here. 1.6253 0.01428 2578 1341 862 375
29 Well, Dr. Lipz, I guess I should be grateful Dr. Butz wasn't taking new patients. 1.6247 0.01772 1865 1027 511 327
30 So what's eating me, doc? 1.6232 0.03006 621 335 185 101
31 It's crazy, but everything I see reminds me of her. 1.6098 0.02573 779 412 259 108
32 Something is gnawing at me. 1.6093 0.01670 1830 964 617 249
33 My main problem is that I repeatedly seek advice from people with bad judgment. 1.6000 0.01966 1470 829 400 241
34 You can be honest with me doc. I don't want to just lie here and get my ass kissed for an hour. 1.5896 0.01889 1506 840 444 222
35 Me? You're the one with the oral fixation! 1.5879 0.01883 1485 823 451 211
36 The tongue is a bit unsettling. 1.5751 0.02073 1231 698 358 175
37 You promised results, but all I'm getting is lip service. 1.5699 0.02100 1144 640 356 148
38 This seems to be more about you than it is about me. 1.5686 0.02177 1078 608 327 143
39 Have you got any other advice besides, "You can't always get what you want?" 1.5618 0.03149 550 323 145 82
40 Is this a *Freudian* slipcover? 1.5576 0.02250 972 549 304 119
41 I feel like all I ever get from you is "lip service." 1.5568 0.03743 370 214 106 50
42 Isn't this really more of a love seat than a couch? 1.5543 0.02305 875 485 295 95
43 Sometimes a couch is just a couch, right? 1.5516 0.02283 910 511 296 103
44 Is this a new couch? Or just a Freudian slipcover ... 1.5506 0.02435 879 515 244 120
45 I have the recurring dream that I am a harmonica 1.5477 0.02661 745 441 200 104
46 I’m glad the braces are off 1.5475 0.02604 769 453 211 105
47 I bet you're a Stones fan. 1.5471 0.03210 488 283 143 62
48 You're not fooling anyone doc. You can put lipstick on a couch but it's still a couch. 1.5465 0.02499 796 460 237 99
49 I'm OK with the sofa, but the tongue pillow is creeping me out. 1.5423 0.02154 804 473 248 83
50 I don't get it, doc. Suddenly I'm having these nightmares about the Rolling Stones. 1.5414 0.02515 798 468 228 102
51 How’s your wife’s interior design business doing? 1.5375 0.02559 759 445 220 94
52 The couch is fine, but the nostrils on the ceiling are starting to creep me out." 1.5321 0.02640 731 437 199 95
53 I'm sorry, it's on the tip of my tongue. 1.5270 0.02665 685 405 199 81
54 I prefer the breast couch 1.5269 0.02725 651 384 191 76
55 They're Freudian lips. 1.5239 0.02749 649 387 184 78
56 I don't know how you're doing it,Doc,but I'm starting to believe that I can lick my problems. 1.5236 0.03663 382 232 100 50
57 for some reason I don’t feel like talking about my mother right now. 1.5217 0.03007 531 315 155 61
58 It's the tongue I find unsettling. 1.5208 0.02795 624 373 177 74
59 I see you have an oral fixation too. 1.5208 0.02730 624 366 191 67
60 Yes, I do feel like something is eating at me. 1.5200 0.02746 625 369 187 69
61 A couple of more sessions and we may have this licked. 1.5194 0.02740 618 363 189 66
62 Is this part of the therapy, or just bad taste? 1.5194 0.02790 620 370 178 72
63 I may have an oral fixation, but you’re a classic enabler. 1.5192 0.02795 624 374 176 74
64 I just felt a smirk. 1.5170 0.02822 588 348 176 64
65 Seems like all I get is lip service. 1.5152 0.02818 592 352 175 65
66 Maybe it would help if you sat on a big ear. 1.5146 0.03001 583 363 140 80
67 Your lips are sealed, right? 1.5137 0.02854 582 348 169 65
68 Is this putting your money where your mouth is? 1.5136 0.02832 588 351 172 65
69 Mother wore this color. 1.5122 0.02894 574 346 162 66
70 Is this where I kiss $100 an hour goodbye? 1.5099 0.02964 553 336 152 65
71 Were you really Mick Jagger's shrink? 1.5084 0.02988 533 322 151 60
72 I said my problems were eating me alive. This isn't helping. 1.5073 0.02981 546 333 149 64
73 My problem? Who’s the one here with the sexual fantasy couch and the Hugh Hefner jacket?” 1.5073 0.03070 546 341 133 72
74 Well, I have been feeling better since you got the braces off. 1.5073 0.02959 546 331 153 62
75 I had the dream again. The one where I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.5060 0.03184 500 311 125 64
76 Are these lips really sealed? 1.5047 0.02863 531 312 170 49
77 How do I explain lipstick on my entire suit? 1.5047 0.02985 531 322 150 59
78 I thought you said I would be in good hands? 1.5029 0.03019 523 319 145 59
79 I'm starting to see symbolism everywhere, Doc. 1.5019 0.02953 524 315 155 54
80 I see symbols of sex in everyday objects. 1.5000 0.03001 488 290 152 46
81 Well , you see doc, I can't get no satisfaction. 1.4990 0.02953 499 296 157 46
82 Would you happen to have a breath mint? 1.4970 0.03029 497 301 145 51
83 Really? I'm the narcissist, Dr. Lipschitz? 1.4902 0.03244 461 289 118 54
84 If this couch could talk, right? 1.4878 0.03191 451 278 126 47
85 You know doc, I think this couch says more about you than any story I can tell you about my mom. 1.4873 0.03320 433 271 113 49
86 Actually, I'm starting to question YOUR life choices. 1.4873 0.03304 433 270 115 48
87 I’m not sure that I’m comfortable talking about my mother on this couch. 1.4839 0.03216 434 267 124 43
88 The tongue is making me very uncomforable 1.4838 0.03309 432 271 113 48
89 I don't know why, but I have this feeling people are talking behind my back. 1.4836 0.03841 304 187 87 30
90 I can't escape the feeling that I am in a caption contest..... 1.4832 0.03470 416 267 97 52
91 Her smile still haunts me. 1.4826 0.03182 431 263 128 40
92 I don't know doctor, I just feel I over sexualize everything. 1.4811 0.03149 424 256 132 36
93 I’m glad your couch isn’t French. 1.4803 0.04311 254 160 66 28
94 I leave every session stuck on the thought that I just can't get no satisfaction.... 1.4801 0.03287 427 267 115 45
95 Let me tell you what's eating me. 1.4797 0.03211 419 256 125 38
96 This couch sucks 1.4787 0.03418 399 251 105 43
97 Sofa, so good. 1.4745 0.03347 392 243 112 37
98 So you were Mick Jagger's shrink? 1.4745 0.03443 392 248 102 42
99 Me? I think you're the one with the oral fixation. 1.4734 0.03480 395 253 97 45
100 I could also use a hug. 1.4733 0.03456 393 250 100 43
101 Are you talking to me or the couch when you say "spit it out" 1.4715 0.03384 386 241 108 37
102 I shudder to think how you treat your patients with an anal fixation. 1.4698 0.03535 381 245 93 43
103 You got to be the psychiatrist last time. 1.4684 0.03522 380 244 94 42
104 Me and my big mouth 1.4683 0.03575 378 245 89 44
105 I'm not sure why doctor, but I suddenly feel that I can't get any satisfaction? 1.4683 0.03594 378 246 87 45
106 You can say "Sometimes a couch is just a couch," all you want. This still makes me uncomfortable. 1.4661 0.03473 369 233 100 36
107 ...and you think I’m the one with an oral fixation? 1.4656 0.03449 363 227 103 33
108 I'm guessing you're a Freudian. 1.4645 0.03578 366 236 90 40
109 I see reminders of her everywhere I go. 1.4645 0.03472 366 231 100 35
110 Let me guess. On sale at Target? 1.4642 0.03570 349 221 94 34
111 If these lips could talk! 1.4582 0.03629 347 224 87 36
112 Can I give you a piece of advice? Kiss this couch goodbye. 1.4582 0.03629 347 224 87 36
113 Sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.4582 0.03583 347 222 91 34
114 Doctor, I feel you're just giving me lip service. 1.4582 0.03629 347 224 87 36
115 Shouldn’t yours be an ear? 1.4582 0.03465 347 217 101 29
116 Ceci n'est pas une chaise longue. 1.4575 0.03628 341 219 88 34
117 I can’t possibly be gayer than this sofa. 1.4575 0.03556 341 216 94 31
118 Well, it beats the one with the teeth. 1.4559 0.03612 340 218 89 33
119 Would you by chance have a mint? 1.4551 0.03533 334 210 96 28
120 Something's eating at me, Doc. 1.4512 0.03654 328 211 86 31
121 I don’t recall; but I feel as though it’s right on the tip of my tongue. 1.4486 0.03522 321 201 96 24
122 It's okay, but I think the ChapStick may be ruining my suit. 1.4486 0.03631 321 205 88 28
123 Perhaps you misunderstood, I wanted you to help me with my lisp. 1.4486 0.03839 321 213 72 36
124 No, I don't feel like I'm being tested. I feel like I'm being tasted. 1.4476 0.03679 315 202 85 28
125 $300 per hour, and you couldn't afford a matching chair? 1.4476 0.03893 315 210 69 36
126 These sessions have helped. I now have the courage to tell everyone to kiss off. 1.4476 0.03761 315 205 79 31
127 I have this recurring dream that I’m on tour with The Rolling Stones 1.4452 0.03831 310 204 74 32
128 Wait, are you drawing me? 1.4448 0.03680 308 197 85 26
129 MY fantasies? What about YOUR fantasies? 1.4448 0.03984 308 208 63 37
130 Is this couch doing anything later? 1.4444 0.03839 306 201 74 31
131 I need more than lip service from you 1.4419 0.03798 301 196 77 28
132 You were the only psychiatrist in my network who also had a degree in interior design. 1.4415 0.03696 299 191 84 24
133 Actually, you're the only one who brings up the oral fixation thing. 1.4415 0.03696 299 191 84 24
134 And your black chair. . . what the significance of that choice? 1.4401 0.04052 284 190 63 31
135 Is this the same couch I was on before I took the psilocybin? 1.4388 0.03922 278 181 72 25
136 My obsession? It's your sofa, Doctor. 1.4384 0.03849 292 191 74 27
137 I think your new couch may have swallowed my wallet. 1.4384 0.03940 292 194 68 30
138 I wish you wouldn’t gloss over everything. 1.4384 0.03756 292 188 80 24
139 You're right, not everything is black or white. 1.4384 0.03629 292 184 88 20
140 I'd rather have a hug. 1.4379 0.03774 290 187 79 24
141 Sometimes I think lying is the only thing these lips are good for... 1.4369 0.04345 222 144 59 19
142 And how long have you been practicing out of your daughter's dorm room? 1.4369 0.03899 293 194 70 29
143 You’re right. It’s hard to feel blue on this thing. 1.4364 0.03857 291 191 73 27
144 Its like I'm putting words in her mouth. 1.4355 0.03768 287 185 79 23
145 Well as delusions go, I'm not sure I want it to go away. 1.4351 0.03819 285 185 76 24
146 Nice Freudian slip cover. 1.4351 0.03915 285 188 70 27
147 It really feels like there's something eating at me, Doc 1.4351 0.03851 285 186 74 25
148 Your couch needs a Freudian slipcover. 1.4351 0.03851 285 186 74 25
149 I heard about you through word of mouth. 1.4346 0.03870 283 185 73 25
150 Doc, I'm afraid of large women and somehow it's getting worse. 1.4346 0.04029 283 190 63 30
151 Maybe we should be talking about YOUR mother. 1.4321 0.03963 280 186 67 27
152 Is this what they call a Freudian's lip? 1.4317 0.03851 278 181 74 23
153 Tell me doctor about YOUR relationship with your mother. 1.4317 0.03951 278 184 68 26
154 I've been coming here for decades, lying on this couch, and I still can't get no satisfaction. 1.4317 0.03885 278 182 72 24
155 So what would you call this, a 'Freudian's lip'? 1.4312 0.03971 276 183 67 26
156 Is it me, or does the New Yorker have altogether too many therapy cartoons? 1.4312 0.03836 276 179 75 22
157 So, Bob, what's eating you? 1.4312 0.03732 276 176 81 19
158 I'd hate to see how you treat anal retention. 1.4307 0.04156 274 187 56 31
159 Are these lips sealed as well? 1.4307 0.04025 274 183 64 27
160 Thank you for letting me be the patient today, Bob. 1.4307 0.04025 274 183 64 27
161 I don’t know why, but ....Mick Jagger 1.4307 0.04091 274 185 60 29
162 Sometimes I feel like this world is just eating me alive. 1.4291 0.03739 275 176 80 19
163 I don't know... every time I come here, I feel a little down in the mouth. 1.4280 0.03918 271 178 70 23
164 I feel like a cigarette. 1.4280 0.03883 271 177 72 22
165 Favorite musical? Kiss Me Kate. Favorite movie? Kiss Me Goodbye. Favorite band? Kiss. Why do you ask? 1.4280 0.03776 271 174 78 19
166 Maybe you should see a professional decorator. 1.4280 0.04143 257 172 60 25
167 Well, if you must know, I'm feeling a little down in the mouth. 1.4275 0.04043 269 180 63 26
168 Yes, I do prefer this to the hand chair. 1.4275 0.04166 255 171 59 25
169 To be honest, I only come for the couch. 1.4275 0.03818 255 162 77 16
170 What sofa do you use for someone who is anal retentive? 1.4264 0.04291 265 184 49 32
171 What happened to the giant breast I lay on last week? 1.4242 0.03916 264 173 70 21
172 Forget the therapy, how much do you want for this couch? 1.4237 0.04010 262 174 65 23
173 The collagen injections have really done wonders for the couch. 1.4237 0.03824 262 169 75 18
174 It's a Freudian slipcover. 1.4237 0.03746 262 167 79 16
175 Did you say 'edible?' Or Oedipal? 1.4237 0.04292 262 182 49 31
176 When do I get to meet the rest of your furniture? 1.4237 0.04010 262 174 65 23
177 I think I share better on mid-century modern! 1.4231 0.04141 260 176 58 26
178 Can you help—or am I just paying for lip service? 1.4231 0.04212 260 178 54 28
179 Your couch sucks! 1.4231 0.04105 260 175 60 25
180 So do you have a therapist of your own? 1.4228 0.04311 246 168 52 26
181 So ... sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.4225 0.04127 258 174 59 25
182 Did you write 'Oedipal' or 'edible'? 1.4225 0.03978 258 170 67 21
183 I'm OK. I only come here for the couch. 1.4225 0.03940 258 169 69 20
184 Hey, are you the guy who used to run the love motel over in Jersey? 1.4225 0.04164 258 175 57 26
185 Me and my big mouth. That's why I'm here. 1.4219 0.03883 256 166 72 18
186 With all due respect, I don't think I'm the one with an oral fixation. 1.4196 0.03970 255 168 67 20
187 Are we discussing my oral fixation or yours? 1.4196 0.04009 255 169 65 21
188 I see you've made some Freudian lips. 1.4190 0.04070 253 169 62 22
189 I think the LSD is starting to kick in. 1.4190 0.03912 253 165 70 18
190 I had that dream again, where you have a normal-looking couch 1.4183 0.04356 251 175 47 29
191 I think that was a Freudian lip. 1.4183 0.04429 251 177 43 31
192 I'm really glad we got past the anal stage! 1.4183 0.04319 251 174 49 28
193 What happens when I move out of the oral stage? 1.4177 0.04154 249 168 58 23
194 You think I’m the one with an oral fixation? 1.4170 0.04017 247 163 65 19
195 It's right on the tip of my tongue. 1.4170 0.03976 247 162 67 18
196 For once, I feel loved. 1.4170 0.03976 247 162 67 18
197 I'm not saying I don't like the couch. I just think I might be paying you too much. 1.4170 0.04098 247 165 61 21
198 What oral fixation? 1.4153 0.04125 248 167 59 22
199 My oral fixation? It's not my couch. 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
200 Thank goodness I don’t have an anal fixation. 1.4132 0.04196 242 164 56 22
201 How long until the museum kicks us out? 1.4125 0.04094 240 160 61 19
202 I like the couch, but the giant eyes over there are making me anxious. 1.4118 0.04031 238 157 64 17
203 I've been feeling down in the mouth lately. 1.4110 0.03895 236 160 58 18
204 Do you know your socks don't match? 1.4110 0.04312 236 162 51 23
205 How can you say that I’m a people pleaser when you’re the one kissing my ass? 1.4110 0.04354 236 163 49 24
206 I can’t get no satisfaction. I’m not sure why I just said it like that. 1.4085 0.04238 235 160 54 21
207 I wouldn't say it's a midlife crisis, exactly. More like a mid-century modern crisis. 1.4071 0.04447 226 157 46 23
208 If you ask me, you’re the one with the oral fixation. 1.4069 0.04333 231 159 50 22
209 Dr. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? 1.4061 0.04226 229 155 55 19
210 The upper lip is stiff but the lower lip is incredibly soft. 1.4061 0.04180 229 154 57 18
211 Whenever I come here, I have this feeling I can only describe as 'down in the mouth'! 1.4060 0.04162 234 158 57 19
212 I feel like a slip of the tongue. 1.4060 0.04073 234 156 61 17
213 Have you considered the possibility that it's you who has the oral fixation, doc? 1.4060 0.04334 234 162 49 23
214 Somehow you've helped me realize I like having my butt kissed. 1.4053 0.04158 227 152 58 17
215 May I Dali here a while? 1.4053 0.04387 227 157 48 22
216 Would you think less of me if I rolled onto my stomach ? 1.4053 0.04475 227 159 44 24
217 The mirrors on the ceiling are actually a bit distracting. 1.4053 0.04111 227 151 60 16
218 Is your decorator also a patient? 1.4053 0.04205 227 153 56 18
219 Am I being paranoid, or is this because last session I told you to kiss my ass? 1.4053 0.04387 227 157 48 22
220 Is this some sort of kiss and tell? 1.4044 0.04369 225 155 49 21
221 Did you lose a bet? 1.4044 0.04230 225 152 55 18
222 I really don't feel comfortable talking about my mother on this thing. 1.4044 0.04230 225 152 55 18
223 Mick Jagger was your patient?? 1.4044 0.04459 225 157 45 23
224 Yes, I am a little down in the mouth. 1.4027 0.04353 226 156 49 21
225 I'm not really comfortable saying the first thing that comes to mind. Can we go back to the ink blots? 1.4009 0.04408 212 145 49 18
226 Am I comfortable? I guess so, but honestly, I preferred your Womb Chair. 1.4009 0.04454 222 155 45 22
227 It’s Mrs. Potato Head. She’s all I think about. 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
228 Well, I’m back because last week my wife found lipstick all over me.” 1.4000 0.04293 220 150 52 18
229 Doc, everything reminds me of her! 1.4000 0.04244 220 149 54 17
230 The heat and vibration are nice. Could you turn down the salivation? 1.3991 0.04251 223 152 53 18
231 I feel consumed 1.3991 0.04558 218 154 41 23
232 Are we into my dream or yours? 1.3991 0.04271 218 148 53 17
233 I feel like I’m in a Salvador Dali painting. 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
234 So...I'm assuming your ex-wife took the leather couch? 1.3981 0.04247 216 146 54 16
235 I'm feeling, well, a little chapped. 1.3981 0.04092 216 143 60 13
236 If you're chilly you can use the tongue as a blanket 1.3981 0.04092 216 143 60 13
237 Can we get the old couch back? I feel like a failed mustache. 1.3981 0.04297 216 147 52 17
238 Just between you and me Doc ... your couch sucks. 1.3972 0.04273 214 145 53 16
239 Something's been eating at me. 1.3972 0.04169 214 143 57 14
240 I feel like I'm putting words into your mouth 1.3972 0.04474 214 149 45 20
241 It’s okay, but I liked the breast-shaped one better. 1.3972 0.04222 214 144 55 15
242 I Can't Get No Satisfaction. But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try. 1.3972 0.04523 214 150 43 21
243 Yes, I want to fuck the couch. Stop asking. 1.3963 0.04476 217 152 44 21
244 I can't help but feel like you're just giving me lip service, Doc. 1.3962 0.04248 212 143 54 15
245 I thought they were called Freudian slips. 1.3962 0.04577 212 152 37 23
246 And you say I have an oral fixation? 1.3934 0.04311 211 144 51 16
247 I don’t know, Doc. It’s just this feeling that I’m being eaten alive. 1.3934 0.04415 211 146 47 18
248 How much for the couch? 1.3934 0.04465 211 147 45 19
249 How am I feeling? I'm feeling glad I didn't come here for help with an anal fixation. 1.3934 0.04614 211 150 39 22
250 Just curious. What percentage of your patients do you diagnose as having an oral fixation? 1.3923 0.04285 209 142 52 15
251 I can't shake this overwhelming feeling of being consumed. 1.3923 0.04121 209 139 58 12
252 I can’t go home with lipstick on my collar again. 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
253 I think you may be the one with the fetish, doc. 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
254 This is kind of like "kiss and tell.' 1.3923 0.04339 209 143 50 16
255 Do you have anything YOU need to share, Doctor? 1.3918 0.04571 194 134 44 16
256 Where'd you get the Freudian lips? 1.3913 0.04258 207 140 53 14
257 I just feel like I'm being swallowed up 1.3913 0.04367 207 142 49 16
258 Did your couch just say “feed me, Seymour”? 1.3913 0.04313 207 141 51 15
259 So what kind of couch do you have for patients with an anal fixation? 1.3913 0.04473 207 144 45 18
260 I have the sensation that I am going to be swallowed up by my emotions 1.3913 0.04258 207 140 53 14
261 Somehow it feels like I'm just getting lip service... 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
262 Yes, your sofa reminds me of sex, but so does almost everything. 1.3905 0.04269 210 143 52 15
263 Nice shoes. 1.3902 0.04608 205 145 40 20
264 For 200 bucks an hour I was expecting more than lip service. 1.3902 0.04608 205 145 40 20
265 Sorry, I share my office with a plastic surgeon. 1.3902 0.04555 205 144 42 19
266 Are you sure it's me that has the oral fixation? 1.3902 0.04555 205 144 42 19
267 I'm thinking that using a Groupon for therapy was questionable... 1.3902 0.04395 205 141 48 16
268 When you said to open up, were you talking to me or the couch? 1.3902 0.04340 205 140 50 15
269 I feel like a cold sore... 1.3892 0.04479 203 141 45 17
270 It's not that I feel like I'm being swallowed up as much as being spit out. 1.3892 0.04586 203 143 41 19
271 I have to say, it's more comfortable than the stack of soup cans. 1.3883 0.04378 206 142 48 16
272 My other psychiatrist had a vagina couch... 1.3881 0.04397 201 138 48 15
273 Do you know what's eating me? 1.3881 0.04618 201 142 40 19
274 Thanks for letting me bring my own couch. 1.3881 0.04618 201 142 40 19
275 I dont know how to say it, it's on the tip of my tongue. 1.3881 0.04397 201 138 48 15
276 I keep having this recurring dream that I'm about to get swallowed whole 1.3873 0.04406 204 141 47 16
277 Do you have a couch for every fixation? 1.3873 0.04239 204 143 45 16
278 Freud would have a field day with this couch. 1.3869 0.04369 199 136 49 14
279 Can you just gloss over that last part? 1.3869 0.04427 199 137 47 15
280 I'm wondering, could you leave me and your couch alone for awhile? 1.3869 0.04251 199 134 53 12
281 So... what do your anally fixated patients sit on? 1.3869 0.04369 199 136 49 14
282 I’m a little nervous about what props you’ll be using when I progress to the next stage. 1.3858 0.04278 197 133 52 12
283 If I get lipstick on my shirt you’re explaining it to my wife. 1.3858 0.04278 197 133 52 12
284 I just don’t get the symbolism, Dr. Lipman. 1.3827 0.04102 196 130 57 9
285 Doc, I gotta tell you. It’d make you look a lot better if you just lost the lip shtick. 1.3827 0.04227 196 132 53 11
286 Do you ever get the feeling that everyone is just kissing your ass? 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
287 This is actually the same shade of lipstick my mother was wearing the day she went out for mustard and never came back. 1.3814 0.04499 194 135 44 15
288 You think *I* have an oral fixation? 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
289 Yes, it does feel relieving to finally have MY butt kissed. 1.3814 0.04255 194 131 52 11
290 A new Freudian "slip" cover, Doc? 1.3814 0.04673 194 138 38 18
291 Honestly, I come here not to have my ass kissed. 1.3814 0.04558 194 136 42 16
292 I know when I’m licked. 1.3814 0.04616 194 137 40 17
293 You're telling me that sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.3814 0.04499 194 135 44 15
294 I keep having Jumpin' Jack Flashbacks. 1.3807 0.04621 197 140 39 18
295 And you're sure these lips are sealed? 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
296 This beats my treatment for anal fixation. 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
297 In the name of fairness, shouldn’t you be sitting on a pile of money? 1.3807 0.04786 197 143 33 21
298 I've never noticed how drab your chair is. 1.3802 0.04707 192 137 37 18
299 I can't get Mick Jagger out of my mind. 1.3802 0.04469 192 133 45 14
300 With the amount you charge me per hour, THIS is the couch you decided to buy? 1.3802 0.04530 192 134 43 15
301 My mother wore this shade. 1.3802 0.04345 192 131 49 12
302 I'm not making much progress on my fixation but I'm learning a lot about yours. 1.3789 0.04212 190 130 49 11
303 I can't always get what I want. 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
304 My other personality is asking if it comes in turquoise. 1.3789 0.04310 190 129 50 11
305 Thanks Bill. This new couch is the most affection I've felt in a while. 1.3789 0.04310 190 129 50 11
306 I feel like a cigarette, mind if I smoke? 1.3789 0.04682 190 135 38 17
307 You should see what my proctologist makes me sit on! 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
308 And thanks again for letting me bring my own couch. 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
309 I hope I don’t come across too tongue-in-cheek. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
310 Not everything is due to an oral fixation, you know." 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
311 Am I glossing over something? 1.3789 0.04179 190 127 54 9
312 Can we move on to my foot fetish? 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
313 I feel as if I am being swallowed alive 1.3782 0.04389 193 133 47 13
314 I think the collagen injections have made the couch a lot more comfortable. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
315 How do I explain the lipstick to my wife? 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
316 The Freudian lip's a nice touch. 1.3777 0.04655 188 133 39 16
317 I feel like a tongue. 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
318 I hope this shade is smudge proof because my wife does not know that I am seeing you. 1.3777 0.04436 188 132 42 14
319 I think I know why you’re losing clients. 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
320 Ironically, that’s when I told her she could kiss my ass. 1.3777 0.04716 188 134 37 17
321 And, where do you think it comes from, this fear of being eaten? 1.3777 0.04404 188 129 47 12
322 I know it's only a couch but I still feel guilty. 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
323 And I’m the one with the oral fixation? 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
324 I liked the vagina. 1.3770 0.04720 191 137 36 18
325 Still working on your erotic novel? 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
326 So sometimes it’s just a love seat? 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
327 I don't understand. You say you're a Jungian, but your couch is a Freudian? 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
328 You asked Alexa to find a loveseat, didn't you? 1.3763 0.04811 186 134 34 18
329 By the way, you got a breath mint? 1.3763 0.04368 186 127 48 11
330 I always feel like I'm in a Cartoon in the New Yorker! 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
331 I feel like I'm being consumed by my wife! 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
332 Despite it all, I'm trying to keep a stiff upper lip. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
333 My other analyst saw everything in black and white. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
334 I don't care if it's iconic...it's uncomfortable! 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
335 You think all of my problems are really just oral fixations. 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
336 Is the couch free Saturday night? 1.3763 0.04368 186 127 48 11
337 Sometimes a couch is just a couch...but not this time. 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
338 Remind me how this will help me get over my oral fixation? 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
339 My life seems a bit surreal these days 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
340 I feel like a large Tootsie Roll in the mouth of life. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
341 My ear is being reupholstered. 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
342 It's shaped that way because I only offer lip service. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
343 Do you call this talk therapy or lip service?” 1.3763 0.04467 186 131 41 14
344 Thanks, but I still don't feel loved. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
345 You're not going to believe this, but Mick Jagger has the same issue. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
346 Are you sure I'M the one with the oral fixation? 1.3763 0.04368 186 127 48 11
347 I can't relax......I keep wondering where the teeth are...... 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
348 For some reason I keep thinking of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 1.3757 0.05006 173 125 31 17
349 I’m feeling oddly aroused right now. 1.3750 0.04330 184 125 49 10
350 You know, Doc, without any shame, I do feel more comfortable with people kissing my ass. 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
351 This really isn't helping with my mommy issues. 1.3750 0.04465 184 127 45 12
352 My father was a rolling stone. 1.3750 0.04723 184 131 37 16
353 You took the words right out of my mouth. 1.3750 0.04531 184 128 43 13
354 You seem a bit down in the mouth again, Trevor. Tell me, what’s eating at you? 1.3743 0.04668 187 133 38 16
355 Have you noticed we're not in color? 1.3736 0.04822 182 131 34 17
356 Some chapstick would be nice. 1.3736 0.04359 182 124 48 10
357 What exactly do you mean by “Freudian lip?” 1.3736 0.04428 182 125 46 11
358 ...and I'd like a moment alone with your couch? 1.3729 0.04720 177 125 38 14
359 Really? This is the couch you use to treat my Oedipus complex? 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
360 Sometime I feel like Im just paying for lip service. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
361 Right, Freudian Lip. Good one. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
362 Really, I think I just need a hug. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
363 So Doc, you really think this will cure my lisp. 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
364 I'm tired of paying for lip service. 1.3708 0.04419 178 122 46 10
365 She had the most luscious lips, and everything I see reminds me of them. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
366 And then she told me I was objectifying her! Where do women come up with this crap? 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
367 Not a tremendous amount of lumbar support but a collagen injection should firm it up. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
368 What do you mean, “you can’t always get what you want”? 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
369 I'm starting to think that my real problem is this couch. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
370 does it vibrate? 1.3657 0.04677 175 124 38 13
371 It was on sale. 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
372 No matter how you couch it, it's really just lip service. 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
373 So, what stage do we cover on the brown sofa? 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
374 Does it bite? 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
375 Fellatio comes to mind. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
376 Me and my big mouth, doctor... 1.3652 0.04410 178 128 37 13
377 I don't know, I always just feel like I'm so close to the kiss of death. 1.3652 0.04410 178 123 45 10
378 Mind if I give you some advice this time?" 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
379 Did I ever tell you about my fear of clowns? 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
380 And, inexplicably, I'm terrified of clowns. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
381 Do you find it odd that we’re both in black and white? 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
382 Doc, I see her lips everywhere 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
383 Now this is lip service 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
384 And I'M the one in the closet? 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
385 I'm only comfortable when someone's kissing my ass. 1.3642 0.04921 173 126 31 16
386 When I told you last week to kiss my ass, I meant it figuratively! 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
387 I feel like I’m stuck on first base. 1.3642 0.04262 173 127 33 13
388 I know, but sometimes a couch is just a couch... 1.3642 0.04262 173 117 49 7
389 Your couch is chapped. 1.3642 0.04640 173 122 39 12
390 I can't shake the feeling you're just paying lip service to my problems. 1.3642 0.04640 173 122 39 12
391 If this couch could talk... 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
392 Before we begin...can I borrow a breath mint? 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
393 How does it feel? Like a Rolling Stone. 1.3642 0.04989 173 127 29 17
394 I’ve always had Dada issues. 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
395 Maybe you’re the one with the oral fixation. 1.3626 0.04960 171 125 30 16
396 It's eating me up, doc. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
397 What's harder, listening or trying not to laugh? 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
398 This is like the fourth Freudian analysis cartoon that the New Yorker crew has selected in the past six months. I think they must have issues. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
399 I feel like something’s gnawing at me, Doctor.” 1.3626 0.04210 171 115 50 6
400 I just can't seem to shake my oral fixation. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
401 Everything I see reminds me of her. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
402 Of course I'm frustrated. All you ever answer is 'what store do YOU think the couch came from'? 1.3626 0.04331 171 119 43 9
403 So, how do you treat the other fixations? 1.3626 0.04448 171 118 44 9
404 Everywhere I turn I'm reminded of her. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
405 I had the Rocky Horror Movie dream again. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
406 Seems I'm not the only one who can't resist a sale! 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
407 I know that I came here to talk about my problems, but perhaps you have some issues that you'd like to discuss with someone? 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
408 It's a little creepy that it's the same color as my mother's lip stick. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
409 Your couch just told me I can't always get what I want. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
410 Having my ass kissed is why I'm here in the first place. 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
411 I feel like I'm surrounded by ass-kissers. 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
412 Big Rolling Stones fan? 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
413 I have to tell you, Doctor, it has become increasingly difficult to discuss my mother since you got the new couch. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
414 I have this reoccurring dream that I'm being swallowed. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
415 I see you enjoyed my garage sale last weekend. 1.3626 0.05029 171 126 28 17
416 ...so I told her, I've had about all the lip I'm gonna take around here, and she said I should come and talk to you... 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
417 My advice to you, Doc-stay away from garage sales. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
418 Have you considered a Freudian slip cover? 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
419 So what's with the Freudian slipcover? 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
420 My preference is a therapist that’s all EARS 1.3609 0.04857 169 122 33 14
421 I'm sorry, Doctor! But I just keep thinking, "Loose lips sink ships." 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
422 This is much more comfortable than the mustache. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
423 I'm relieved it's not the French edition. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
424 You sure my insurance doesn't cover the leather couch? 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
425 What shape of couch do the women lay on? 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
426 Do you have any breath mints...?! 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
427 I said “sweetheart, your lips look like my shrinks couch” ....Then she walked out on me. 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
428 Can you speak up? I’m not a lip reader. 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
429 Doc, I need more than just lip service. 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
430 Do you think I'll be ready for the labia in a few sessions? 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
431 Are those new shoes? 1.3609 0.04857 169 122 33 14
432 Does this sofa open up? 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
433 I asked you to help me be a chap who sticks to his guns, not a chap stick that sits on some gums 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
434 I feel as if I've glossed over a few issues. 1.3609 0.04480 169 117 43 9
435 Are you sure it's me who has the oral fixation here? 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
436 I just think it kind of says, "Kiss my ass." 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
437 I feel like when I'm here, I get something my wife never gives me. 1.3593 0.04432 167 115 44 8
438 It was obvious to everyone but me... papa was a rolling stone. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
439 I know I failed the ink blots, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got this one. 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
440 My mother used a different color 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
441 Are you sure this is going to help my oral fixation? 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
442 It seems firmer than last time. Did you add Botox? 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
443 Thank you for seeing me, Dr. Revlon. 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
444 I think you might be the one with the oral fixation. 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
445 At a garage sale? I hope you had it cleaned. 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
446 Very comfortable, is it old Freudian or early Heidi Fleiss? 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
447 Kiss off ! 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
448 I understand that this is couples' counseling to explore our relationship. Just wondering what my wife sits on. . . 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
449 Where did you say you went to school again? 1.3576 0.04380 165 113 45 7
450 Ooooh! It’s got a tongue! 1.3576 0.04626 165 116 39 10
451 Sometimes a couch is not just a couch. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
452 I’m feeling a little down in the mouth 1.3576 0.04463 165 114 43 8
453 O k, read my lips! 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
454 I used to sit in that same chair. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
455 I know I need to work on my Dada issues. 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
456 Is that a tongue I feel? 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
457 What couch? 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
458 Mother/Dali complex, eh? 1.3571 0.04944 168 123 30 15
459 I had you pegged as more of a Beatles guy. 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
460 Restoration Freudware 1.3558 0.05051 163 120 28 15
461 I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
462 Frankly, I like the Beatles more. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
463 And this time try not to gloss over it. 1.3558 0.04005 163 115 41 7
464 Mick sent me. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
465 I don't know, Doc., I'm just feeling a little down in the mouth. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
466 A whole body blow job! Thank you, Doctor! 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
467 My oral fixation? You want me to talk about MY oral fixation? 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
468 I would return it and get the sectional. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
469 Yes, I'm color blind. Why do you ask? 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
470 You’re not a Rolling Stones fan are you? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
471 Actually, I more of a Beatles fan. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
472 I don't think I can say anything about my wife. I already feel like she's talked to you. 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
473 Yes, this is already not helping. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
474 Where'd you get that chair? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
475 You don’t happen to have a giant half smoked cigarette we can dangle out of this couch. It would make it so much easier to talk about my mother. 1.3540 0.04655 161 116 34 11
476 I feel pouty. 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
477 How about $75 an hour and I’ll reupholster this couch in earth tones? 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
478 I understand your couch is designed to look like lips, but why is it moist? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
479 I’ve always liked having my ass kissed. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
480 Do you mind if I lie on my stomach? 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
481 Is it an edible complex? 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
482 Read my lips. No more psychoanalysis. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
483 I feel like your choice of this sofa is a cry for help. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
484 I fear the Apocalips is coming. 1.3522 0.05213 159 119 24 16
485 Is this where you say “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”? 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
486 I was joking when I said, "Bite me!" 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
487 I've been thinking about growing a moustache. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
488 Did you say 'Freudian slips', or 'Freudian's lips'? 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
489 Give it to me straight, Doc. No lip service. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
490 It gives me comfort to know you're a Stones fan too. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
491 How much longer 'til we arrive at the genital stage, Doc? 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
492 To be perfectly honest, this is the most aroused I've felt in months." 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
493 This isn’t helping my fear of intimacy. 1.3522 0.04384 159 109 44 6
494 Recently, it feels like the world might chew me up and spit me out. 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
495 Is it possible YOU'RE the one with the oral fixation? 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
496 I dunno doc, but sometimes I think you want me to make everything about sex, even if it isn't. Is this a new couch? 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
497 Do you mind if i have a few minutes alone? 1.3522 0.04733 159 118 28 13
498 To be honest, Doc, I'm not sure this "Emoji Immersion Therapy" is working for me.... 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
499 Are you really listening or just kissing my butt? 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
500 So Mick Jagger is your patient too? Does he get more satisfaction than I? 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
501 You can put lipstick on a sofa,Dr. Dali,but it's still a couch 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
502 I expect more than lip service. 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
503 I just can't seem to get me no ... well ... satisfaction. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
504 I feel guilty as hell for not taking off my dirty shoes. 1.3522 0.04474 159 110 42 7
505 Now I get why it’s called ‘kiss and tell.’ 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
506 Perhaps I should be asking the questions. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
507 Hello, Dalí! 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
508 What happened to the high-heel chair? 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
509 Since I have become CEO, I feel like everyone is kissing up to me. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
510 I don't know why, Doc, but it's only during our sessions that I feel the need to wear a garter belt, mesh stockings and very high heels. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
511 If this couch could talk, what would it say? 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
512 Doc, a stiff upper lip just isn' t a cure-all. 1.3522 0.00713 159 118 39 2
513 They tell me you’re the best therapist in Las Vegas! 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
514 Do loose lips comfort Freudian slips? 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
515 Everything just seems surreal nowadays. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
516 Sometimes a giant red lips couch is just a giant red lips couch. 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
517 Yes, L- I-P-S-C-H-I-T-Z! 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
518 And I have a recurring dream that I am being eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
519 Just to recap, a moment on the lips is going to cost me what exactly? 1.3503 0.05336 157 119 21 17
520 For some reason, I keep thinking of Holland. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
521 My crisis as a corporate mouthpiece is materializing in ways I never thought possible - I see loose lips everywhere 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
522 Love the Freudian Lips, by the way. 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
523 Suddenly I feel loved for the first time 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
524 I've got an overwhelming urge to masticate. Is that normal? 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
525 Given my issues with women, should I be on this one? 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
526 Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her. 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
527 Tell Donald my lips are sealed 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
528 What do you mean that I am obsessed with sex. It’s your couch! 1.3503 0.04506 157 109 41 7
529 Doc I'm having these recurring dreams about being the subject of some dumb-ass cartoonist! 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
530 As a matter of fact, my mother did wear this shade of red. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
531 Does the anal stage have a couch too 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
532 In my line of work we call this 'leading the witness'. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
533 Doc, I feel like a harmonica. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
534 Do you mind if I speak to your couch alone? 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
535 This is my 19th nervous breakdown. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
536 Did your couch just whisper, "Feed me..."? 1.3503 0.05181 157 117 25 15
537 Sorry, my lips are sealed 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
538 Life sometimes feels like a gentle kiss but mostly it sucks 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
539 I have recurring dreams of being swallowed. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
540 Hmmm... your mother gave you this couch? Go on please. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
541 My Mother had the same couch. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
542 She says I put words in her mouth. 1.3503 0.04321 157 107 45 5
543 There is some mistake. I was referred here for the red carpet treatment 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
544 I can handle the couch, but not the tongue. 1.3503 0.04506 157 109 41 7
545 So what exactly is an oral fixation? 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
546 Don't get me wrong, it's been nice talking to you but how did you get in my house again? 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
547 Oops, I shouldn't have said that. Me and my big mouth. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
548 Have you considered therapy? 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
549 What's eating at me? 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
550 I keep having this dream where I'm trapped in IKEA. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
551 Yes, I am quite uncomfortable, thank you. 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
552 Let me guess, oral fetish? 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
553 Does this couch fold out, by any chance? 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
554 Is a couch sometimes just a couch? 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
555 As your Therapist, I work much better when I'm lying down.... 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
556 A kiss on the cheeks was just what I needed. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
557 My inner adolescent likes it. But my inner child wants a racing car. 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
558 I feel like you're trying to tell me something. 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
559 I think we should switch places. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
560 Why do I feel I'm only getting lip service? 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
561 What do you mean, "I'll feel better in a lick"? 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
562 This isn't what I had in mind when you said 'immersion therapy.' 1.3484 0.04539 155 108 40 7
563 Do you ever feel like the MeToo movement is just waiting to sink its teeth into you? 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
564 Is there an actual name for the irrational fear of being suffocated by Lady Gaga's lips? 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
565 Just about everything I see reminds me of her. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
566 I always feel I'm getting the big kiss off. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
567 Do you find people open up more now? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
568 Who else shares this office? 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
569 Just whose oral fixation are we discussing here? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
570 Would you like to talk about your oral fixation, Doctor? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
571 How long will you be filling in for Dr. Frankenfurter? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
572 You think I’VE got an oral fixation. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
573 My life seems to be one Freudian's lips after another. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
574 For some reason, this couch speaks to me. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
575 A kiss is just a kiss, but this is ridiculous. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
576 I see a red couch and I want to paint it black. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
577 I can't get no satisfaction, Doc. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
578 Did you Botox your couch? 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
579 What do you mean - down in the mouth? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
580 Lately, I feel like I’m on everyone’s lips. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
581 I have this fantasy about oral sex, Doc .... 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
582 What do you mean, 'Spit it out?"' 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
583 I like this new red Freudian lipcover, uh, slipcover. 1.3464 0.04478 153 106 41 6
584 I still see her ruby red lips everywhere. 1.3464 0.04526 153 109 36 8
585 Can you give me an hourly rate with just your couch? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
586 I was told you could cure a fixation on breasts. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
587 You mean, sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
588 I've tried to tell you before Doc. I'm stuck in the anal stage, not oral. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
589 I keep putting my foot in my mouth. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
590 Actually this is a furniture store 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
591 The first word coming to my mind is, "Houlihan." 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
592 What do you mean, lip service? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
593 I'm so tired of all the ass-kissing. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
594 What do mean sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
595 I feel like I’m stuck in a New Yorker caption contest cartoon that frankly is just not very funny. 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
596 No, really. This is much more comfortable than the chattering teeth. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
597 Well, what about YOUR oral fixation? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
598 …and by the way, this couch is not helping. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
599 Is this one of those times when a sofa is just a sofa? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
600 Will these lips move if I lie? 1.3464 0.04573 153 107 39 7
601 No therapeutic purpose actually, just a crazy bargain at a garage sale. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
602 Sometimes my life just feels like an actual New Yorker cartoon. 1.3464 0.04891 153 113 28 12
603 Doc, can you get a more depressing couch? 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
604 This is the weirdest interview I’ve ever had 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
605 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try 1.3464 0.05272 153 115 23 15
606 By the way, your couch sucks. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
607 So you really think I am orally fixated? 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
608 Sometimes I dream that I'm a cold sore. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
609 Is there meant to be saliva on this couch? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
610 Is it weird to be aroused during therapy? 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
611 I don't know exactly. Something is just eating at me. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
612 I'm glad you got rid of the Venus Fly Trap. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
613 I'm sure I would do better on a couch that doesn't remind me of my mother. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
614 Did I mention that I also wet the bed. 1.3444 0.05236 151 113 24 14
615 I keep dreaming that I’m being eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
616 I'm not looking forward to the anal retentive couch. 1.3444 0.05151 151 112 26 13
617 Doctor, with all due respect, I believe YOU are the one with the oral fixation,” 1.3444 0.04796 151 108 34 9
618 Then she swallows me whole and I wake up screaming. 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
619 But is it art? 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
620 Thank you for accepting a non-traditional couple. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
621 I'm glad you don't think I'm anal. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
622 Incidentally, what happened to your giant hand chair? 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
623 I suddenly have a compulsive need to use Chapstick. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
624 I don’t need therapy, I just like your couch. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
625 The sofa could really use a Freudian slipcover. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
626 How did I find you? Well, word of mouth, I guess... 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
627 Do you have a blue couch for Democrats? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
628 Your sofa likes me. 1.3401 0.04579 147 103 38 6
629 If only this couch could talk. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
630 You're the one with the stiff upper lip. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
631 I keep dreaming of melting watches. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
632 I thought this part of the story stayed in Vegas. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
633 Doc, am I your only patiennt stuck in the oral stage? 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
634 I had that dream again... the one about my mother's lipstick. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
635 I made a Freudian lips. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
636 My one concern about beginning this process with you is the turtle neck...its a bit ostentatious. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
637 I am suffering from a fear of being swallowed. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
638 I'm looking for more than lip service, doc. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
639 Never mind my oral fixation.... where can I get a love seat like this? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
640 Vintage never fits the way you think it will. 1.3401 0.04476 147 102 40 5
641 Why do I feel you couch everything as Freudian? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
642 From my lips to your ears 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
643 I know it's only rock and roll but I like it. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
644 I feel like everybody is chewing me up and spitting me out. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
645 Your Yelp reviews raved about the couch. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
646 I keep dreaming I'm one of the Rolling Stones. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
647 Do I have any lipstick on my collar? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
648 I had no idea that getting my ass kissed would be therapeutic. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
649 How much am I paying for this lip service? 1.3379 0.04561 145 104 34 7
650 I don't come here for lip service. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
651 It's like I see parts of her everywhere I go." 1.3379 0.04613 145 102 37 6
652 Why, yes, Papa was a Rolling Stone. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
653 Doc, I need real answers, not just lip service. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
654 Loose Lips Sink Shrinks 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
655 I'm not sure why but ever since I've begun therapy here I've wanted people to kiss my ass. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
656 I feel surprisingly comfortable opening up to you. 1.3379 0.04561 145 109 26 10
657 Really? MY oral fixation? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
658 Doc, my wife's gonna kill me when she sees the back of this suit. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
659 Let me guess. You're a Freudian therapist. 1.3379 0.04508 145 101 39 5
660 So far all I've gotten from you is lip service. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
661 Yes, I know I'm orally fixated. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
662 It's getting harder to explain the lipstick on my collar. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
663 What comes after the oral phase, again? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
664 Come on, you're a psychologist; this couch has to remind you of something. ** . 1.3379 0.04002 145 114 20 11
665 It's just on the tip of the tongue. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
666 Why do you think all of your patients are orally fixated? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
667 Actually, I'm thinking you might be the one with the oral fixation. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
668 Since coming here I've had nightmares about being eaten by a giant version of my mother. 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
669 I'd like you to imagine that *you* are the cigarette. 1.3379 0.04767 145 106 30 9
670 I hope my wife doesn't notice the lipstick. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
671 Lately, I've been having nightmares about being eaten alive by Mick Jagger. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
672 How do I know you're not just giving lip service, doctor? 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
673 I guess this means it's time to confront my oral fixation? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
674 This has been a real breakthrough for the "Oral" stage, but I'm a bit concerned about your furniture in the next room. 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
675 Did you say it was probably a Freudian's lip? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
676 My apologies if I misspoke when I laid down, Doctor. It must've been a...Freudian Lip. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
677 'I am telling you, Doctor, this sucks. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
678 Do you hear whispers ? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
679 All the life is being sucked out of me. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
680 I've been feeling a little down in the mouth. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
681 I've been a little down in the mouth lately. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
682 I appreciate a good yard sale bargain as much as the next guy but... 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
683 I keep glossing over details. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
684 Hold on, it's right on the tip of my toungue ... 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
685 It feels like I’m just lip-syncing. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
686 Can’t you just read my lips? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
687 Maybe you should work through your own oral fixation first Doctor. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
688 I'm not sure why, but I come here and always feel like singing happy birthday Mr. president. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
689 I’ll give you a hint: the elephant in the room is not an elephant. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
690 I'm terrified that she'll yawn. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
691 I take you have experience with oral fixation? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
692 I’m okay with your décor for the oral stage, but doesn’t Freud say the next one is anal? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
693 I’m at a Freudian crossroads between Chapstick and dental floss. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
694 Tomorrow night we do my fantasy, Dear. 1.3357 0.05339 143 108 22 13
695 I was told that I would be speaking with Dr. Jagger... 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
696 To be honest, my Rolling Stones obsession didn't start until I started seeing you. 1.3357 0.05339 143 108 22 13
697 My wife is complaining about the lipstick stains." 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
698 But, enough about me... 1.3357 0.04907 143 106 27 10
699 I should've been a tongue depressor. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
700 I have this recurring dream that I'm being swallowed by a femme fatale." 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
701 No offense, but I’m not the only one in the room stuck in the seventies... 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
702 Just one quick question-I’m not paying you for lip service am I? 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
703 Doc, do you ever feel like telling the whole world to just kiss off? 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
704 Was the womb model out of stock? 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
705 No, I don't feel love. I feel like I'm being tasted. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
706 Now, regarding your oral fixation... 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
707 Lately, I just cain’t get no satisfaction! 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
708 Something’s eating me, doc, but I don’t know exactly what. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
709 I have the feeling I’m about to be eaten alive, doc. But I only feel that way here in your office. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
710 Sure you can help me with my fear of saying 'no' to interior decorators? 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
711 I have this nagging fear I'm about to be swallowed up. 1.3357 0.04432 143 99 40 4
712 And you say I’m the one with an oral fixation? 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
713 And people who have daddy issues, what do you make them lie on? 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
714 This gives "From my lips to your ears" a new meaning 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
715 I feel like a smoke. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
716 I often feel like the world just wants to spit me out. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
717 Things just aren't as black and white as they used to be, doc. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
718 It's comfortable, but it's not my shade. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
719 Today I'm letting the couch do the talking. 1.3333 0.04576 141 104 29 8
720 Doctor, this is just plain wrong. 1.3333 0.04520 141 101 34 6
721 These lips don’t lie! 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
722 I'm been having recurring fantasies of Carol Channing. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
723 If I remember tripping while lying on one of these back in the 60s does it mean I didn't? 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
724 So this is what it feels like to have your ass kissed. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
725 You’re not listening. Father called me “dipstick,” not “lipstick.” 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
726 I just can't get no satisfaction. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
727 Yes, doctor, but now instead of my stepmother, I keep dreaming of Tim Curry. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
728 So what kind of couch should I expect for “second base” therapy? 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
729 Can I adjust this tongue cushion? 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
730 I come here, I feel like I could finally just tell her to kiss my ass. 1.3333 0.04170 141 108 24 9
731 Everyone thinks I'm a sucker. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
732 I feel like everyone is giving me lip service.... 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
733 It all started with her big mouth! 1.3333 0.04685 141 100 35 6
734 I just came for the couch. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
735 My feelings aren't the only thing eating away at me, doc. 1.3333 0.05294 141 106 23 12
736 I'd rather not answer questions about my mother on this couch. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
737 I'm starting to think you're the one with the oral fixation. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
738 Why do I get the sense that your analysis is just lip service? 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
739 Tell me more about your fear of being eaten alive. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
740 I know you said to expect side effects, but I'm beginning to feel like I should have gone with the blue pill. 1.3333 0.04576 141 99 37 5
741 If it’s just lip service why is it $180? 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
742 I keep seeing her lips everywhere I go. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
743 You think Jagger's shrink has got a couch like this? 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
744 'I remember when your office was a brothel.' 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
745 I'm getting mixed messages from my ex-wife, my new girlfriend and now this couch 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
746 Nothing's ever just black and white is it Doc? 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
747 Bold decorating choice but it’s making me a bit uncomfortable. After last week’s session I dreamt I was a cigar. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
748 'I got it in the divorce.' 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
749 Each time I leave here, I feel there's something that I should tell her. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
750 I've been dreaming about Angelina Jolie again. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
751 It’s actually comfortable, but is it meant to remind me that I am loved, or that I’m about to be consumed by my issues? 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
752 I think I feel a tongue... 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
753 This is the same lipstick shade my mother wore. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
754 You know, sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
755 Read my lips: I have issues. 1.3333 0.04685 141 100 35 6
756 Is it supposed to be moist? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
757 I don't know why I keep thinking about oral sex. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
758 Then again, I favor Victorian 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
759 I'm having my 19th nervous breakdown 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
760 What does your hot tub look like? 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
761 Perhaps you have a racy little pillow for my shoes?” 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
762 I’m on the tip of its tongue 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
763 When can we talk about my own fixation? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
764 All I hear is blah, blah, blah... 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
765 ..:and sometimes I come to rest on other exaggerated parts of her body. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
766 Can we go back to the ink blots? My pants are soaked. 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
767 It makes me feel like I'm being devoured, but in a good way. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
768 Fears of being devoured follow me everywhere. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
769 This sucks. 1.3309 0.05535 139 107 18 14
770 Doctor, every slip of the lips doesn't need to be couched in Freudian terms. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
771 Your office decor isn't helping my oral fixation. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
772 I can see her everywhere. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
773 Well yes, I have been to quite a few Rolling Stones concerts. Why do you ask? 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
774 What's love got to do with it? 1.3309 0.04885 139 103 27 9
775 Is this for real or am I just paying for lip service? 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
776 See, and my wife won’t even let me keep the leg lamp. 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
777 Yes, I definitely feel more loved now. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
778 I'm telling you again, the signal was as green as this couch! 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
779 Your orifice furnishings don’t compel me to embrace your Freudian paradigms. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
780 Sometimes it feels like I’m just paying you for lip service. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
781 Nothing you say makes much sense, but I'm only here for the couch. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
782 I have anxiety of being swallowed up by everything around me 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
783 What I really need is a hug. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
784 I feel like you are just giving me lip service. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
785 Before we begin,could I see your confidentiality agreement. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
786 Would you like to talk about your couch choice? 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
787 You know, doc, there are times when I believe I'll never lick this thing. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
788 Played with your mother’s lipstick , did you? 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
789 Sometimes, I just feel like I'm being swallowed whole. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
790 I’m just so down in the mouth lately. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
791 I bet you diagnose a lot of people with oral fixations. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
792 Are you sure you don’t want to tell me about this couch? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
793 Actually, I think it’s this couch that’s helping me, not you! 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
794 So, on Mondays, we deal with my oral fixation and on Thursdays we deal with my anal retentiveness? 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
795 You’ve got to stop showing up every time I lie down on this couch! 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
796 To be completely frank, this may not be the most conducive environment to break my sex addiction. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
797 I totally relate. My mother also wore red lipstick. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
798 My mother never let me sit on her couch. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
799 Why do I have the feeling you’re not the right therapist to help me get over my sex addiction? 1.3309 0.04611 139 103 28 8
800 Are these the ones that sank all the ships? 1.3309 0.05441 139 106 20 13
801 ...and now there's this recurring nightmare about being devoured. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
802 Would you recommend just keeping a stiff upper lip? 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
803 I feel like I'm missing something really obvious here. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
804 Doc, whenever I'm here I feel like I'm being sucked in. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
805 I don’t know what it is, but every time I visit your office I feel down in the mouth. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
806 I’ve had the Edward Gorey color palette dream again. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
807 ...and by the way, smetimes a couch is NOT just a couch. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
808 And how do you handle anal fixations? 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
809 How do I know it's a kiss and not a smirk? 1.3285 0.04872 137 104 23 10
810 Was Mick Jagger one of your clients? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
811 Yard sale or consignment shop, Doc? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
812 Frankly, I think you’re the one who needs help. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
813 Do you happen to have a breath mint? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
814 From these lips to your ears 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
815 I get it, doctor -- "you can't always get what you want." 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
816 Sometimes I feel like my problems are eating me alive. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
817 Do you also have a special couch for your female patients? 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
818 I'm feeling absolutely delicious. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
819 Sometimes I feel you are just paying lip service to my problems. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
820 I'm afraid of being smeared. 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
821 If I say any dirty words will it bite? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
822 I feel like these sessions are eating me alive. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
823 Sometimes I feel like she’s eating me alive. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
824 You know, I think I feel more at ease when we use the black moustache. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
825 I take it you’re a big Stones fan. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
826 Since you bought this new couch, I've developed an 0edible Complex. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
827 I sense my wife has already given you her side of the story. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
828 Oral what? 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
829 Have anything less pouty to lay on? 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
830 At the end of the day, I still can't get no satisfaction. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
831 No, I didn't notice anything different. Is that a new tie? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
832 I'm not sure why, but I want to kiss your couch. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
833 Do you use a different couch with your female patients? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
834 I feel like a couch tomato! 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
835 I fear that I'm paying extra for lip service. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
836 I don't know, everything reminds me of Angelina Jolie 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
837 I feel like Im becoming her mouthpiece 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
838 What, you couldn’t afford the matching chair? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
839 I feel like everything is always on the tip of my tongue. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
840 After seven years of therapy, I feel like I'm only getting lip service . 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
841 Just spit it out. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
842 For some reason I am reminded of my first wife 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
843 Doctor, I've heard of Freudian slips, but Freudian lips?!" 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
844 Are you sure you aren't an abnormal psychologist? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
845 Don't worry about confidentiality. My lips are sealed. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
846 Judging by the couch, you don't do marriage counseling. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
847 I feel like you just give me lip service. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
848 Should I consider this a love seat? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
849 Yes the lips are very comfortable, but what happened to the rest of her? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
850 I feel like my whole being is about to be swallowed up. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
851 And then I dreamt that Marilyn swallowed me whole! 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
852 Lately, I've been dreaming about The Rolling Stones. I have no idea why -- I don't even LIKE The Rolling Stones. 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
853 The giant crib is more comfy and has a cool mobile." 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
854 You say your mother left you this chair? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
855 Lip service... interesting. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
856 I feel you’re just giving me lip service, Doc. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
857 Is smile therapy proven? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
858 I'm not paying for lip service, doc. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
859 I am haunted by guilt for not having first removed my shoes. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
860 Unfortunately my lips are sealed 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
861 You’re kidding Doc; You’ve really never noticed 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
862 I said, “Read my lips.” 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
863 We'll definitely need another session if this couch reminds you of your mother... 1.3259 0.04741 135 99 29 7
864 Read my lips: I want Prozac. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
865 From my lips to Freud's ears 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
866 You knew Salvador as well? He was fun, wasn't he. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
867 I feel insignificant...like a speck of food about to be wiped away by a giant napkin. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
868 How many smackers will this session set me back? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
869 What are you a doctor of? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
870 Do you have anything for patients with an anal fixation? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
871 My biggest issue today is why this couch is red and everything else is black and white. 1.3259 0.05446 135 103 20 12
872 Yes. It is the kiss of death. 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
873 What do you mean " start me up? " 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
874 I am very anxious about a slip of the tongue. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
875 So Mr. Henderson, why do you think you said lips when I said couch? 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
876 My speech writing career topped out with 'Read my lips.' 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
877 Even here I feel like she's swallowing me whole. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
878 Dr Lipschitz why do I suddenly feel like everything in my life is surreal 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
879 I didn't realize we both had oral fixations. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
880 Doc, I feel you place to much emphasis on the oral phase. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
881 I had the most distressing cold sore on my shoulder last week, do you think it's psychosomatic? 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
882 I thought the whole idea of coming here was to not to be down in the mouth. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
883 I preferred the flamingo float toy for regression therapy 1.3233 0.05602 133 103 17 13
884 It's on the tip of my tongue 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
885 I must say, not everything about the '70s was bad. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
886 I take it you want me to start talking more during our sessions? 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
887 And people think that I'm sick. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
888 I ‘m not feeling the love. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
889 I feel like we are just paying lip service to my issues. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
890 Rocky Horror Show? Never heard of it. 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
891 What kind of couch do you use for the anal retentive? 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
892 Could I have a hug, too? 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
893 #metoo 1.3233 0.04658 133 102 22 9
894 Write this down. I don't like red. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
895 I’m glad I didn’t confess to an anal fixation. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
896 Wow, the brothel look has really taken over. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
897 Lately in my nightmares, I'm smothered in mustard. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
898 I miss the Stones! 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
899 'Could you please make the lips quiver a bit?' 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
900 Must have been a good sale. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
901 The dreams continue, Doc! All my relationships appear monochromatic, but inanimate objects vibrate with vivid colors and shout out sexual symbolism... and I feel somehow that our therapy sessions are not helping. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
902 I don’t know, Doc... I’ve just been feeling... a little puckered out. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
903 From these colorful and comfortable lips to God's ears. 1.3233 0.05500 133 102 19 12
904 As I've been telling you, not everything is black and white. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
905 Do you have anything a little less oedipal? 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
906 I don’t have any problems, but can I pay for an extra hour? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
907 Remind me, you said you share this space with a "Film" studio?" 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
908 Doctor, I'm expecting results here, not just lip service. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
909 Is this just lip service? 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
910 Do you think I'm still stuck in the oral stage? 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
911 I can't seem to stop thinking about the Kardashians. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
912 For a therapist, you're quite literal. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
913 I'm afraid our time is up. You can put your money where the mouth is on your way out. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
914 This is why I don't like telling you about my dreams. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
915 Is therapy the kiss of death? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
916 Don't just give me lip service doc, tell me what's wrong with me. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
917 I feel as though I,m being swallowed up 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
918 Doctor--add oral fixation to the list . . . 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
919 Can you give me more than lip service? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
920 Salvador Dali said what? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
921 Perhaps start with an oral history 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
922 It's weird, everywhere I go, it's like she's mocking me. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
923 It makes me feel a Jung man again 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
924 Does it make everyone talk more, or just me? 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
925 I feel like a misdangled cigarette 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
926 Why do I feel like this is all just lip service? 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
927 What's the co-pay on lip service? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
928 I don't pay you $200 per hour to provide me lip service. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
929 Well, I wouldn't exactly couch it as a fantasy. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
930 And please don't say that comment was a "tasty morsel"! 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
931 Are you enjoying the Freudian slip-cover? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
932 ...watch your tongue 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
933 I said I had a problem with a lisp. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
934 You shouldn't let your wife decorate for you. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
935 And I thought I was the one with an oral fixation. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
936 Can we switch back now? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
937 My wife hates me. My kids hate me. My boss hates me. Why am I not President? 1.3178 0.05610 129 100 17 12
938 This is how I got in trouble with my first wife. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
939 You have no idea how comforting it is to have a mid-last century analyst. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
940 I keep dreaming of floss 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
941 When I’d heard you were influenced by Dali, I’d assumed they meant Lama, Doctor. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
942 Someone here is fixated, but I don't think it's me. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
943 Doctor, why can't I get no satisfaction? 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
944 A voice in my head keeps whispering, 'Feed me Seymour, feed me'. 1.3150 0.05668 127 99 16 12
945 Yeah, well, as your upholsterer, I think you need to take a long, hard look at these drapes. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
946 So if you feel I'm no longer trapped in the oral phase, why do I feel so comfortable here? 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
947 I just want to make sure - this is from my lips to your ears only, right? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
948 I'm not one to kiss and tell. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
949 Strangely, my fear of intimacy seems to be worse whenever I'm here with you. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
950 Well it is more comfortable than the cigar couch 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
951 I'm hearing voices again. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
952 I've been wondering... Do you ever find anything in the cushions? 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
953 To be honest, I prefer what I used to get for my $400 in this room. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
954 Just write that I'm being very cool about the couch. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
955 I'm feeling down in the mouth. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
956 Do you have a couch for each psychosis? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
957 I feel like I'm about to be eaten alive 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
958 I''m a Rolling Stones fan; I dig the couch. But maybe we can talk about why you chose it before we delve into why I paint everything black? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
959 I have to be seen four times per week for the next five years? Well Doc, that takes care of your problems but what about mine? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
960 Pretty soon, cars will drive themselves, emails will write themselves and the only job left will be interpretive dance 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
961 Yes, I have this ongoing fantasy that I won the caption contest at the New Yorker. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
962 I have this unsettling nagging feeling that women want to devour me. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
963 I hope this doesn't rub off on my collar. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
964 My honest opinion? The red is a bit much. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
965 Really?? You think I am the one with an oral fixation? 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
966 Doctor, I'm in love with your couch. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
967 I just feel like we're not talking about the surreal issues 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
968 'Try Botox. Gave this old sofa a new lease of life.' 1.3089 0.04778 123 94 22 7
969 You do realize this couch has a tongue? 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
970 It’s not what you think. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
971 And what if my wife finds lipstick on my collar? 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
972 In my recurring nightmare I'm being chased by a giant Mick Jagger. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
973 Did I tell you how much I love your red couch? 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
974 Doctor, maybe you're the one with an oral fixation. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
975 This isn't helping with my intimacy issues. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
976 Well doc, the dream begins with a woman trying to devour me . . . 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
977 I feel like a drab grey fixture in a technicolor world. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
978 I don't think The New Yorker can afford color ink. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
979 So, you specialize in oral fixations? 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
980 Doc--I think YOU have issues. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
981 I need you to gloss over it one more time. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
982 To be honest, I think my oral fixation is getting worse. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
983 I never knew Revlon had its own shrink. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
984 I think you're just paying me lip service. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
985 My girlfriend thinks I have an oral fixation. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
986 I feel licked 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
987 I feel like my whole life resembles a bad Andy Warhol piece. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
988 Where did you say this couch came from? 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
989 You already have all the subtext you need. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
990 This is not helping my oral fixation. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
991 I can’t get no satisfaction . 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
992 You're pretty sure it's an oral fixation? 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
993 Regardless, I prefer to bring my own couch. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
994 Doc, I try and I try, but I just can’t get no satisfaction. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
995 Can we explore my recurring dream about The Rolling Stones? 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
996 I think it was YOUR mother that made you choose this couch. 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
997 I feel something's been gnawing at me lately." 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
998 I'm fine, thanks, now can I ask about the couch? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
999 It feels like you’re just giving lip service to my problems. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1000 So, you're a Rolling Stones fan? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1001 I'm just having a little trouble adjusting to living in Las Vegas. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1002 Since we started our sessions I no longer see things as black and white 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1003 It's part of Rooms To Go new Freudian collection 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1004 Even your couch laughs at me. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1005 Enough about my mother, let's talk about your oral fixation, Doctor. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1006 I'd appreciate if you'd just look up once in a while and read my lips. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1007 You don't think Freud would have anything to say about this? 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1008 Something's been eating me up, doc. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1009 It kinda sucks. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1010 I almost forgot. I have to leave early to pick up my wife at Sephora. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1011 I think you're orally fixated too. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1012 Sometimes it just feels like I'm speaking through someone else's lips. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1013 I guess everything isn't always black and white. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1014 My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1015 This doesn't do a lot for my oral fixation. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1016 I’m in love with a geisha. 1.3058 0.04039 121 93 23 5
1017 Everywhere I go I’m reminded of her. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1018 There isn’t a moment when my mother isn’t eating me alive. 1.3058 0.04522 121 91 25 5
1019 Pardon me doctor but isn't that my check book? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1020 You better stick to Psychiatry. You're delusional if you think you have a future in interior design. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1021 Actually, no, it doesn't sooth me. It reminds me that nobody loves me. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1022 Really? Or are you just giving me lip service? 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1023 Delusion? No I am Mick Jagger! 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1024 No it is not my unconscious desire to be eaten. It really is shaped like a mouth. 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
1025 Is it just me or is it a bit warm...moist...breathy...seductive...illegal...sinful in here? 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
1026 Feels like lip service to me. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1027 Are you filing your nails while I’m talking to you? 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1028 Up until this moment, I've lead a colorless life. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1029 Do those Ferragamos spark joy? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1030 I'm not afraid of exploring my anal and phallic stages. It's the furniture that frightens me. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1031 Does this couch make me look pale? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1032 Thank you for exactly matching the color of Mommy's lipstick. 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1033 Enough about me. I think we need to talk about your relationship with your mother. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1034 It's very nice, but if you don't mind, I'd really like to talk about my estranged son. 1.3025 0.04707 119 86 30 3
1035 Everyone's talking about me behind my back, doc; I'm on everyone's lips and I hate it! 1.3025 0.04782 119 89 25 5
1036 It's really been eating at me. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1037 Is it true you analyzed Mick Jagger? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1038 Oedipus shmoedipus...I’m telling you this couch looks like my mother’s lips. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1039 Do you think this makes me look hot? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1040 How much for an extra hour, Doc? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1041 I just don’t know... sometimes lying here I get this feeling that life is swallowing me up 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1042 You'll never believe it, Doc. It was surreal. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1043 Why do YOU think I only talk about sex here? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1044 So, you have a Salvador Dali fetish too? 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1045 I met a gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis... 1.3025 0.04929 119 90 23 6
1046 Frankly, I feel like you are giving me lip service. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1047 What will you take for the couch? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1048 Huh. For some reason I thought you were Freudian. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1049 Listen you’re the Psychologist , you tell me the significance of a red couch in a black and white world. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1050 I feel like I’m constantly being swallowed by this existential angst 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1051 You just wrote down "oral fixation," didn't you?! 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1052 Would it be wrong to ask for a hug? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1053 The Rolling Stones' Separation Anxiety Tour 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1054 Do you mind if I roll over? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1055 Your couch somehow reminds me of my mother 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1056 It might make therapy seem like lip service. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1057 What is your couch trying to tell us, Doctor? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1058 And you know what REALLY chaps my ass? 1.3025 0.03591 119 92 23 4
1059 Frankly, I think you're just giving me lip service 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1060 I'm concerned that if we overcome my oral fixation, your interior designer will also move to the next stage. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1061 So, are you now more comfortable trading places? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1062 Sometimes a set of luscious red lips is just a set a luscious red lips 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1063 I keep having this feeling I will be eaten alive 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1064 Thanks for letting me bring my own couch doc. I think it'll help me talk through my oral fixation issues. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1065 This is the dream I was telling you about. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1066 For some reason I’ve been feeling especially alluring. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1067 Your couch needs a breath mint. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1068 Since I've been coming here, it feels like people are talking about me behind my back. 1.2991 0.04421 117 83 33 1
1069 I feel like I forgot to floss. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1070 I keep telling myself a kiss is just a kiss. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1071 All I can remember is sinking into her huge ruby red lips. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1072 Is this couch transitioning, too? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1073 Doc, I'm not paying you for lip service here. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1074 Could we switch seats while we explore my mommy issues? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1075 Maybe we should be trading seats .... 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1076 It is complex, I feel as though I am about to be simultaneously loved and eaten. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1077 It makes me feel like I’m on the tip of its tongue. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1078 I feel like she’s swallowing me whole 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1079 Maybe you're the one having a midlife crisis. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1080 Did I just make a Freudian lip?” 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1081 I feel as if I'm lying on a huge pair of lips, but that may just be my inner Freud talking. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1082 I had a nightmare about this couch - I dreamed that I owned it. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1083 I feel like you're just giving me lip service, doc. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1084 Is that a Mont Blanc? 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1085 We take Freud's 'oral fixation' theory very seriously. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1086 And then I dreamed that a crazy billionaire playboy had been elected President.. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1087 Doc, I can't help feeling like this is a kiss off session. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1088 What do you do for patients with an anal fixation? 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1089 My last therapist gave me lip service too. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1090 Now, read it back to me. This time in a French accent with a slight lisp. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1091 Ok...but when you make the referral can you say ‘persnickety’ instead of ‘obsessive’? 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1092 I don’t have a problem. I just love your couch. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1093 What is the couch for a woman? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1094 How long have I been asleep? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1095 Sometimes I get this irrational feeling that I'm being swallowed alive. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1096 I'm color blind. Why do you ask? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1097 And that's when I realized that I'd never be like Mick Jagger. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1098 Doctor, it's only here where I feel the love. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1099 For some reason I feel that I Can't Get No Satisfaction ... 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1100 I don't know, no matter where I am, I just feel like I'm living in a hyper-sexualized culture. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1101 I sometimes wonder what I am missing being color blind. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1102 Why, yes; I DO believe in subliminal messages. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1103 I thought it was the lap of luxury 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1104 The problem is me and my big mouth. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1105 Is it true that sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1106 Are you really listening or are you just giving me lip service? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1107 My life feels so surreal. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1108 A Freudian's lip? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1109 Frankly, my oral fixation worsens during our sessions. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1110 Did your mother wear bright lipstick? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1111 There’s something gnawing at me. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1112 My old shrink was a hack. He insisted I had an oral fixation. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1113 Why yes, being in this position has been a fantasy of mine. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1114 Mmm...what exactly was the big idea behind bringing your own couch..? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1115 Tell me more about your Mick Jaggar infatuation . 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1116 I feel the love, now what exactly is the question? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1117 i know it's your office doc but how do i explain the lipstick stain to my wife" 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1118 Thats it doc..... sometimes a kiss is just a kiss 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1119 I see you are stuck in the oral stage 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1120 I just feel so chapped. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1121 I do want more romance in my life, but isn’t this taking it too far? 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1122 A breakthrough is so close, I can almost taste it. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1123 I always feel like you're taking my wife's side. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1124 Wow, I never realized until these sessions, but I think she is just consuming me." 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1125 My addiction to contemporary furniture is becoming an issue. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1126 You’re not writing this down, are you? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1127 I feel like I'm being swallowed up, you know? 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1128 So, Doctor, how long have you had this Marilyn Monroe fetish? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1129 Doctor,I think you're the one with the oral fixation. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1130 It’s Freudian slip, not lips 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1131 This is amazing, and it just came to me out of nowhere: I have an oral fixation. 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1132 So Mick Jagger used to live here? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1133 I can’t explain it, but for some reason I’m feeling down in the mouth. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1134 Can I take my shoes off? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1135 Of course, I appreciate confidentiality--but SEALED WITH A KISS? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1136 I’ve heard Jagger used to be a patient of yours. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1137 Tell me again, why is this called the Steven Tyler / Mick Jagger approach? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1138 I keep thinking I smell cherry chapstick 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1139 Surrounding my Oedipis Complex with Surrealism really is not helping! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1140 Maybe we should talk about YOUR mother. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1141 I don't know, everything just reminds me of her lips 1.2920 0.04650 113 82 29 2
1142 Sorry Doctor, was that a Freudian lip? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1143 Sometimes I just feel like the world is about to open wide and swallow me whole, you know, doc? 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1144 I'm sorry, doctor. I can't escape the feeling that I'm stuck in a Dali painting. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1145 Do you ever feel like you are being swallowed by your emotions? 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1146 I can't help but think that you may not be best suited to cure me of my oral fixation. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1147 So why do you think you can't sleep 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1148 I have this strange feeling you're just giving me lip service. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1149 Hot lips Houlihan..i cant get her out of my mind 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1150 I seem to have developed an oral fixation 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1151 I agree that this might speed things up, but my mother's lipstick was not nearly this red. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1152 Are you doodling? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1153 I tell you, Doc. This Oedipus thing is eating me alive. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1154 Night after night,I dream of being in a Dali painting 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1155 Your sharing office space with a brothel is no big deal, but I think I'm stuck to the couch. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1156 Her lips were almost as big as this couch 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1157 From your lips to God’s ears, I have NO issues with my father. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1158 You’ve got to help me doc. I always have the feeling that I’m being eaten alive. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1159 No, I don't think I have an oral fixation. I think I know myself a bit better than that. Nice couch by the way." 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1160 You know, I've always wanted to buy this couch from Design Within Reach but I'm glad you did because, honestly, it's not that comfortable and it wouldn't pair well with the rest of my living room. Anyway, I still don't know why my children hate me. 1.2909 0.04253 110 85 21 4
1161 I know what you're thinking. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1162 I’m the doctor. My sexuality isn’t relevant 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1163 Why do I feel that you are just giving me lip service? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1164 I feel this couch is only amplifying my size insecurities... 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1165 I feel like I'm just getting lip service.... 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1166 Your wife redecorating again? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1167 I think this is just lipservice. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1168 I'm tired of putting lipstick on my problems. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1169 I just feel like I'm about to be swallowed whole, Doc. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1170 I’m just not feeling the love. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1171 How many smackeroos will this run me? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1172 I don't think you can just kiss it and make it better 1.2895 0.04616 114 83 29 2
1173 The love seat is pretty comfortable, though this seems an odd position to discuss my investment strategy in. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1174 I don't know Doc,. I feel like I'm being eaten alive 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1175 I heard you are the best for oral fixations. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1176 This is wonderful. I'm no longer feeling blue. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1177 I can’t get no satisfaction, doctor. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1178 Sorry, but I am still feeling blue. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1179 Wherever I go I see red lips. 1.2883 0.04413 111 87 19 5
1180 We’re just trolling the readers of the New Yorker with yet another damned psychiatrist cartoon, aren’t we? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1181 I have this weekly fear I'm gonna be eaten alive... 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1182 I have this constant feeling of being eaten alive. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1183 And how would you define "oral fixation?" 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1184 I feel compelled to talk about my oral fixation. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1185 Read my lips, I...Think...You...Suck. 1.2883 0.05259 111 87 17 7
1186 You know, there’s something about this couch that makes me want to open up and talk more. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1187 Dr, I'd be more comfortable letting the couch do my talking. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1188 You’re not just giving me lip service, are you? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1189 For some reason, as soon as I start talking to you, I feel like a cigarette. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1190 I take it this room used to be the honeymoon suite? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1191 I'm a lip reader, not a mind reader. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1192 I always feel down in the mouth for some reason.... 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1193 I FEEL like I'm just paying for lip service. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1194 Pig on a lipstick 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1195 This isn't helping with my Mick Jagger obsession. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1196 You bet I'm depressed. Why is my cartoon caption never selected? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1197 I really feel down in the mouth, but I can’t say why..... 1.2883 0.05020 111 88 16 7
1198 I just can't shake the feeling that my oral fixation only seems to rear its head when I am talking to you. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1199 No, that was just the couch burping 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1200 I try and I try, but I just don’t seem able to get any satisfaction. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1201 Doc! I can't stop thinking about the way she used to kiss me! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1202 I love your new Boca office, Dr. Firth. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1203 This sofa makes me feel like talking. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1204 After six months of these appointments, I feel like all I'm getting is lip service. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1205 Does this pillow represent a cold sore? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1206 Oral fixations aside, I think we are making progress. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1207 I thought the memory foam would help me remember. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1208 I'm torn between a matte and a glossy finish for this session. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1209 It was such a surreal dream — I can’t seem to shake it. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1210 I feel like “oral fixation” is your go-to. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1211 This is much better than your colon couch 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1212 "At least I'm not stuck in the anal stage. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1213 I keep dreaming I'm in The Rocky horror Picture Show. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1214 Really. I only think of infidelity when I'm in your office. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1215 Are erotic thoughts permitted? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1216 I feel like the world is eating me alive. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1217 She bites my head off every chance she gets. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1218 Before we begin, I do agree that Psychoanalysis is a lip-service industry. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1219 After our sessions are over, I just tell everyone to kiss off. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1220 I wish you had gone more mid-century modern and less tap-into-my-deepest-anxieties. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1221 Did you know my mother? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1222 Is it normal to have a Freudian lip in your office? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1223 Do you find that a love seat works better than a sofa? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1224 Mind you , most of my fantasies are in black and white . 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1225 Why do I get the feeling that you want to kiss me off? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1226 Well Doc, I have a fear of cannibals. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1227 I think I'm over my fear of women wearing red lipstick. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1228 Yes, my illusions about becoming a Republican are reaching new heights. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1229 In the dream the hotdog asks me where I went to collagen. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1230 No, I don't kiss and tell. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1231 My dermatologist suggested I try lip therapy. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1232 Put me down for Frebruary 14th. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1233 I'm not paying you to kiss my ass.. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1234 It's time to kiss mommy goodbye. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1235 I appreciate that you never tell me to kiss off! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1236 Yes, but the teeth. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1237 If only this sofa could talk, eh Doc? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1238 I know YOUR lips are sealed, but what about your couch? 1.2883 0.04505 111 80 30 1
1239 Why, yes, as a matter of fact, Mummy DID wear bright red lipstick. Why? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1240 So you're saying I may be merely paying lip service, instead of facing my problems. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1241 Just read my lips, doc. I don’t feel like talking today. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1242 Perhaps I should be the one taking notes. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1243 Can't wait to see the couch you use when I graduate from the oral phase! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1244 Really, it's frustrating when all of the answers seem to be on the tip of my tongue. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1245 Your new decor is not helping with my sex addiction. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1246 Lip service? Is that all I get for two-hundred-twenty-five dollars an hour? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1247 Do you tell all your clients they’re stuck in the oral stage of development? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1248 Well I guess when you credited yourself as the “Love Doctor”, I didn’t have this in mind 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1249 I feel like a rock and roll icon when I am here. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1250 I'm starting to think I have an oral fixation. 1.2883 0.04505 111 80 30 1
1251 My wife’s going to know I’ve been at the therapist. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1252 Do you read lips? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1253 So after the divorce all you had left was a box of red crayons, this couch, and a pair of scissors ... and you want to talk about my childhood? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1254 I believe the whitening treatment was overkill! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1255 At every office visit, for some reason I have flashbacks of "Kiss Me Kate"! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1256 I feel as though Marilyn Monroe is devouring me. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1257 An oral fetish? Does anyone say it doesn’t remind them of lipstick? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1258 I keep dreaming I'm being eaten by the Rolling Stones. 1.2883 0.04505 111 85 22 4
1259 Have a recurring nightmare that I'm sleeping on a large, red pair of lips. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1260 Mind if we gloss over the Oedipal stuff, Doc? 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1261 Sometimes I think I'm just a slip of the tongue to you. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1262 Chapstick? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1263 It feels like you're giving me lip service, Mr. Maybelline. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1264 Can you couch this in terms I can understand? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1265 At least it's not wet. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1266 All you do is work, Phil. Come sit next to me. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1267 When I’m here with you, for some reason, I just feel tongue tied. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1268 I do tend to gloss over things. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1269 I have problems with women. In fact, sometimes I feel like I'm being eaten alive 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1270 Sir,do you think I can have my chair back and start asking you the questions now? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1271 Ever get the feeling that you're just not taken seriously? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1272 Do you have something less,I don't know,moist? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1273 My thoughts are blue, this couch is red- tell me now how to mend my head 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1274 I just feel like things have been eating me up" 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1275 I believe it's you who has the oral fixation, dear Doctor! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1276 Run that by me again? You think I'M the one with an oral fixation? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1277 I think I need more than lip service. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1278 Wow, Doc. This sofa really says it all. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1279 I feel you're only giving me lip service. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1280 Then she kisses me with her big red lips and I wake up. What does it mean, Doc? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1281 I need something more than your lip service. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1282 The shape- the color -the hue! All reminders of your lucious curvaceous wife. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1283 Doctor, I think my oral fixation is getting worse, not better. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1284 Hey Doc. Are you sure that oral fixation diagnosis is not just a projection? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1285 This is an unorthodox way to cure my Philematophobia. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1286 Nope... still uncomfortable 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1287 What I'm thinking?" Loose lips sink ships 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1288 At first, it seemed like it would be tight-lipped. But it's actually quite comfortable. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1289 You aren’t the “kiss and tell” type, are you? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1290 Your pen is out of ink. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1291 I realize I'm here because of my inability to focus but that's a really great jacket. Can I ask where you bought it? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1292 You're the oral fixation expert, what do you think? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1293 Has this couch been tested for STDs? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1294 Could I try the father issues couch next time? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1295 Now, you tell me about your wife. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1296 So far all I've got from you is a bunch of lip service. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1297 To be honest, I feel like you’re just giving me lip service. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1298 Have you read The Vagina Monologues? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1299 I hope you got this on sale. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1300 Read my lips no new issues ! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1301 But isn't it an improvement from the last time, when I had the blues? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1302 Analyze me like one of your French girls. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1303 So you think I'm the one with the oral fixation? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1304 Was your last patient crying? The pillow is wet 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1305 Doc, call me nuts--but I'm thinking the printer may have gotten a deal on red ink. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1306 I like your new couch, doc. Any chance I can lay face down?" 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1307 Expensive lip service, Doc 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1308 I never trust anyone with a turtle neck 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1309 I see what you're going for here, but my mother wore a different shade of lipstick. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1310 I may have “glossed” over some of the most important parts. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1311 Why did you give up marriage counseling? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1312 You’re the one with the oral fixation. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1313 Before I start, can we talk about you first. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1314 Have you got any chapstick? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1315 My designer said it spoke to her 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1316 Why do I get the feeling that I'm only paying for lip service? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1317 I feel so inadequate. I never win the New Yorker caption contests. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1318 By the way, I like your company name: Kiss and Tell. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1319 It's Dalian, not Freudian. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1320 And then my mother said, "Don't give me any more of your lip!" 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1321 I keep looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1322 I'd like this session in a more serious shade." 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1323 I’ve heard you’re the best therapist in the Poconos 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1324 I keep seeing a big long red tie; what does it mean. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1325 Why am I now experiencing a premonition that I going to be swallowed by Lady Gaga? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1326 I can't escape the feeling that people are only giving me lip service. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1327 For once I would like to be brutally honest with you - I hate the new couch. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1328 Sorry, but as a Marriage Therapist, I only have a love seat. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1329 It's the red; it just screams vanity and insincerity. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1330 Redecorating to get this couch for your narcissistic patients was brilliant -they'll love getting their a** kissed. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1331 Time´s up, next week: Vagina! 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1332 ‘Oral fixation’, you say? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1333 Is this couch going to leave a stain? That's how I got in trouble the first time. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1334 You're not just offering me lip service, are you? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1335 Getting back to my oral fixation... 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1336 Exactly whose mother are we talking about? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1337 At least your lip service is covered by my insurance. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1338 It just all seems like lip service. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1339 I don’t know, for some reason I can’t get the words out. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1340 I just want to know. Are those Freudian's lips 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1341 An oral fixation. How so? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1342 Your new couch makes me want to smoke some weed and blast some Stones tunes. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1343 Add Dentophobia to the list. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1344 From my lips to yours. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1345 No more lip service, Please ! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1346 I can’t help but get the impression that you are biased when you say that I am stuck in the oral stage 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1347 And then, Doctor, he said, 'If we could prove the President clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so.' 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1348 From God's mouth to your ear! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1349 A little Barry White should do the trick. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1350 Sometimes doc, I feel like you are just giving me lip service. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1351 Doc, I need help. I can't figure out my sleep number. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1352 Stiff upper lip and all that. 1.2830 0.04880 106 86 13 7
1353 Kinda goes with the turtleneck 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1354 You can't always get what you want? That's your advice? Boy, Mick Jaggeran therapy sucks! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1355 First off, I would like to thank you for making yourself available for this parent teacher conference. 1.2830 0.05149 106 85 14 7
1356 I feel lipstuck. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1357 I was fine when we started now I'm feeling pouty. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1358 By the way, I like the Freudian slip-covers 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1359 Is everything about sex? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1360 Any idea why I only feel down in the mouth when I come here, Doc? 1.2830 0.05236 106 83 17 6
1361 Oh, and you think I have Mommy issues! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1362 Frankly, doctor, I was hoping for more than lip service. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1363 You've certainly aroused my id but I'd prefer your super-ego couch. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1364 Read my lips - no new lapses! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1365 Reverse psychology, no? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1366 Can we agree to dispense with the same old lip service I've gotten from every other therapist? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1367 Did I tell you that's a lovely jacket you have on. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1368 I feel like my past is eating away at me. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1369 Accused of an oral fixation, can you believe it? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1370 I feel so...loved. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1371 Each week I feel you’re only giving me lip service 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1372 I tell you Doc, I think I'm going crazy! Ever since she and I broke up, I imagine that I see her luscious red lips everywhere I go. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1373 All I can think about is oral sex.. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1374 No, I'm not reminded of my mother. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1375 My therapy here has taught me it’s not all black and white. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1376 Quit kissing my ass, Doc. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1377 I should have beleived them when they said you would kiss it and make it better. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1378 ‘I think you might be right doctor. I hadn’t thought if it before, but oral fixation makes sense...’ 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1379 I’d like to move beyond your standard lip service. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1380 I know you’re a love doctor, but this couch is a little much, no? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1381 You say Mick Jagger once owned this apartment? 1.2830 0.04972 106 84 16 6
1382 Can you split the bill evenly between my personalities?" 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1383 I have this recurring dream of being swallowed. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1384 So, I feel like a hotdog inside a tomato. Is there something wrong about that? 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1385 Still no satisfaction. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1386 Do you have a King Kong sofa, Dr. B? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1387 So you feel like you’re being swallowed, very interesting. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1388 And now my wife won't speak to me. Every week, I come home with all these smears in a shade that doesn't match hers. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1389 Either this therapy sucks, or it's your couch. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1390 You can't say I'm being "tongue in cheek" when there is literally, a tongue in my cheeks. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1391 Well, it all started when I dreamed I was lying on a therapist's couch shaped like my mother's lips. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1392 For some reason, I keep thinking of Major Houlihan. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1393 I fear your lips are not sealed. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1394 I heard you specialize in oral fixations 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1395 I keep thinking I see Mick Jagger everywhere. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1396 This won't smudge my suit, will it? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1397 I feel like she's always there. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1398 I put a rest to lip service. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1399 How much if I use last season’s couch? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1400 I like this new couch, the old one was getting chapped. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1401 I see you’re a Rolling Stones fan. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1402 I feel like my fear of conversation is eating me alive. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1403 I dreamt I was a giant ChapStick. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1404 I can't get the words out of my mouth. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1405 I feel uncomfortable telling you this, Dr. Lipschitz. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1406 She seems to be consuming me. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1407 In my dream I’m naked, but wearing bright red lipstick. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1408 You think it's a problem that your couch reminds me of my mother? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1409 Now that we've switched places, tell me what your problem is. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1410 Flipping on the vibration will help with unpacking my childhood traumas. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1411 Pucker-punched. The new hypnosis. 1.2830 0.04596 106 82 20 4
1412 I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable talking about my mother. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1413 I'd be lying , doctor, if I told you I didn't come back for the lips. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1414 So, what am I paying for this lip-service ? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1415 I keep having the sensation that I'm being swallowed alive. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1416 I was referred to you by Mick Jagger. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1417 I can't help but feel you're paying me lip service. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1418 Tell me more about your Dali-ence. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1419 I have no direction home. Like a Rolling Stone. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1420 Is that you smacking your lips? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1421 Does Revlon provide you with a stipend as well? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1422 A kiss is still a kiss, but sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1423 I didn't start with an oral fixation, but I think I have one now. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1424 I'm not really listening as you've only paid for lip service 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1425 Why do you always diagnose me with an oral fixation? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1426 Did you steal this couch from the Dali museum? 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1427 At times I sense that she's consuming me. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1428 After every session with you, I have nightmares about Mick Jagger. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1429 My problem is that I keep hearing voices. 1.2804 0.04560 107 78 28 1
1430 At last...wish fulfillment! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1431 You know, you're fly is open. 1.2804 0.05108 107 86 14 7
1432 I keep dreaming that Mae West keeps inviting me upstairs 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1433 I assure you, this is much more comfortable than what my anally fixated patients get to lie on. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1434 You just giving me lip service? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1435 Sometimes I think you are just playing lip service to my problems. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1436 Do you think it could be an oral fixation? 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1437 My insurance covers this right? 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
1438 It's true, I've never been kissed. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1439 Do you really think this is the best way to approach my need for oral gratification? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1440 You think this is an appropriate couch for sex therapists ? 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1441 My phobias have diminished but I have started having nightmares of being eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1442 Funny -- all these years I thought it was called Freudian Slip. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1443 How odd that right now I can vividly remember my mom's lipstick. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1444 Death is not the end. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1445 Are all your patients obsessed with sex? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1446 It's like you're just giving lip service. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1447 I see you installed ceiling mirrors. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1448 Remember... from your lips to Gods ears... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1449 Why, yes, my mother did wear red a lot. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1450 I keep dreaming that I'm being eaten by the Cheshire Cat. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1451 Not sure if you're writing notes or just drawing me. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1452 Sometime's I feel like I'm just a cigar. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1453 So, tell me. What's biting you? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1454 Gene Simmons recommended you 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1455 I feel like I’m never taken seriously. 1.2788 0.03335 104 83 18 3
1456 This is wet 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1457 Your CV says you specialize in patients with an oral fixation. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1458 But I feel blue 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1459 Sometimes it’s almost like I sexualize furniture. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1460 No, Doc. Not red behind. I said, "You've read my mind, read my mind." 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1461 Love is all around me but I can't find it. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1462 Do YOU have a Fetish? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1463 Do you validate parking 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1464 It feels good, but I'm worried about the teeth. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1465 This is not helping my germaphobia, doc. I have no idea where these lips have been. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1466 It’s funny Doc, I’m beginning to feel like I just might be able to love again. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1467 The problem is there is no right on red. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1468 Can I sleep here tonite ? 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1469 Maybe it's just me, but lately it seems like I'm getting a lot of lip from everybody. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1470 I’m just so fucking bald. Look how bald I am. So fucking bald. Easy for you to tell me what to do. You’ve got a great fucking head of hair. Fuck. Look at me. I’m fucking bald. So goddamn bald. BALD. Bald bald bald bald. Nice couch, by the way. 1.2745 0.03164 102 84 14 4
1471 A little more of my story and you'll really see why my life sucks. 1.2745 0.03727 102 76 26 0
1472 A stiff upper lip? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1473 It feels chapped. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1474 Yes, it’s bothering me! 1.2745 0.04654 102 75 26 1
1475 I fantasize about her eating me alive!!! 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1476 Best one hundred bucks an hour job ever!!!!! 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1477 I think I’ve developed an oral fixation. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1478 I have this recurring nightmare that loose lips sink ships. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1479 I'm sorry, but I feel you're just giving me lip service. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1480 Doc, it's my big mouth again 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1481 Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1482 I feel like I’m about to be eaten. I can’t explain it. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1483 Very comfortable. But it's missing teeth. Does that mean anything, Doctor? 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1484 Lip Synching, Couch Surfing....you’ve advised me to free associate 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1485 And you thought the turtleneck was tacky. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1486 I feel I'm on everybody's lips. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1487 Philemaphobia exposure therapy 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1488 I have this irrational fear of being eaten alive. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1489 The oral stage of development? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1490 I have this persistent sensation of being eaten alive. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1491 It is right on my tongue. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1492 Can we cancel till you get a blue couch? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1493 Why do I feel you’re just giving me lip service? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1494 I just can't get past the oral stage. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1495 After a year of therapy, why haven't I gotten past this oral fixation, doc? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1496 This is the couch we use for oral fixations. Be grateful you weren't diagnosed with anal personality. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1497 Doc, my oral fixation's eating me alive. 1.2700 0.03439 100 79 19 2
1498 I knew I would feel comfortable talking to you. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1499 I’m just paying for lip service, right? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1500 Dang it! I never should have told you that, I have such a big mouth! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1501 I feel damp! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1502 And then it turns out to just be a pistol in my pocket after all. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1503 Maybe I shouldn’t have told you about the herpes. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1504 You call it oral fixation, I call it comfy. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1505 Maybe I've been glossing over my problems. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1506 Don't put SWAK on my 'script. It creeps my pharmacy out. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1507 Are you sure there are no teeth? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1508 Listen, you can tell me anything. My lips are sealed. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1509 It feels like I'm down in the mouth. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1510 MAE we please stop DALIing around? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1511 Is this why you call it Houlihan's Syndrome? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1512 Is this because of the "lip service" comment I made last week? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1513 You look uptight. How about you lie down and I take the notes. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1514 Very interesting. Now, why do you think you are having this reoccurring nightmare about being eaten alive by a woman wearing bright red lipstick? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1515 Is there an obvious metaphor here, or is it all in my mind? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1516 Yes, my Mother did wear bright red lipstick. Why do you ask? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1517 What happened to your peacock lounger? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1518 So then I dreamed I was being swallowed by a giant pair of lips. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1519 So I followed your advice and told them all to kiss off! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1520 I invented the Wax Moustache, Wax Teeth, Wax Vampire Fangs, but I've hit a creative block... 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1521 I dunno, doc… It’s, well, it’s like I’m being swallowed in kitsch. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1522 Once on the lips, forever on the hips. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1523 When I said 'I feel unloved', I was expecting a more conversational solution. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1524 I'd like a large, exciting life and a small, decaf cappuccino, please. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1525 Are these lips sealed, Doc? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1526 I don't feel I'm making any progress when I come to see you, doctor. I keep feeling you're just giving me lip service. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1527 I keep having dreams of Carol Channing. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1528 You say your mother wore red lipstick? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1529 Doc, it's times like these that I feel like a... well, like a dick. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1530 Well not everything reminds me of my mother. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1531 How's the sketch coming along? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1532 I’ll tell you about my mother, but first peel me a grape. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1533 I mean it just seems surreal, don’t you think? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1534 I’m thinking about what a red couch means. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1535 The problem's on the tip of my tongue 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1536 I keep having this repetitive dream that I'm being eaten alive by Kim Kardashian. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1537 I'm going deep in the red. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1538 A moment on the lips. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1539 Tell me about your oral fixation, Doctor. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1540 It's her lips, I can't stop thinking about her lips. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1541 The first thing I notice about a woman is her smile. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1542 Maybe I'm paranoid but I feel like I'm being swallowed by Taylor Swift. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1543 Mick referred me. Said he was satisfied with your treatment. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1544 I’m afraid lip service will not help you. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1545 Is the lipstick colorfast? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1546 I’m not the only one seeing this, right? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1547 I have this recurring dream of being eaten alive and frankly this couch is not helping. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1548 I've developed a fetish for big, bright red lips. I'm obsessed. Even in this present moment it's all I can think about. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1549 The couch? It's a Freudian lip. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1550 This isn't the kind of intimate session I was hoping for. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1551 Believe it or not, but I am not a lip reader 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1552 I’m reminded of her red lips wherever I go. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1553 My mother always wore red lipstick. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1554 DOC, something is gnawing on me. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1555 I think we can leave your couch fixation for the next session 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1556 I can't help thinking I'm just paying for lip service. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1557 Still feeling tight-lipped? 1.2680 0.01036 97 78 19 0
1558 Um...uh...it's on the tip of my tongue... 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1559 I would've gone with something closer to magenta. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1560 And just how does one become an oral fixation specialist? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1561 Can you tell me what exactly is it about the couch that reminds you of your ex? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1562 This is the Breast--I mean best, sofa I've ever been on, Dr. Freud. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1563 I think it's working. I'm feeling less anxious, and more luscious. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1564 I can't help feeling down in the mouth. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1565 Do you mean that sincerely or are you just paying lip service? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1566 I think I'm falling in love with this couch. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1567 Listen Doc, read my lips, it’s not an oral fixation. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1568 I’ve got moods like Jagger. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1569 I'm suddenly tongue-tied 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1570 I can't shake this feeling that someone is licking my behind. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1571 Sometimes everyday objects remind me of her. Does that ever happen to you Doc? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1572 Am I being too tongue-in-cheek? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1573 ...and that was the beginning of my oral fixation. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1574 And I thought I had a problem before. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1575 I have Dali issues. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1576 So you're sure that the lips are sealed? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1577 Hey Doc, remember Major Holihan from Mash? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1578 Nope, sorry, I'm not feeling it. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1579 Thank you for accommodating my fantasies... 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1580 Every time I come here I think I am on the cover of a rolling Stones album. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1581 I can't let it go - I feel like it's eating me up 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1582 I do wish you’d stop referring to everything I say on this couch as Freudian lips. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1583 You know there's an app for that? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1584 So, are you Freudian or Jungian? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1585 Do you ever feel like life really has you in its jaws? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1586 This sofa reeks of bad breath. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1587 I think it all goes back to my father, Mae he West in peace... 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1588 Am I supposed to listen to it or can I talk? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1589 What's love have to do with it? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1590 What do you mean that “your lips are sealed”? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1591 I feel like you are only giving me lip service. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1592 Is this what you mean by "lip service"? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1593 Is our time up? Your clock melted. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1594 Doc, I have a persistent nightmare that Donald Trump is president. Am I psychotic? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1595 Just checking to be sure you're still listening to me and that you're not texting your mother again 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1596 This is nice, but I'd be more comfortable with Dada. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1597 So you're telling me to stop seeing everything in black and white? Very subtle. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1598 I'm finding the oral stage very comfortable. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1599 I'm confused. Who's paying lip service here? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1600 I think it’s time we discuss YOUR mommy issues. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1601 Yes, lot's of people kiss up to me. Why do you ask? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1602 Ok, I think I’m ready to share my oral history. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1603 As soon I saw it was Contest #666, I came to see you, my priest was busy. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1604 Doc, I'm beginning to think maybe it's you who has the oral fixation. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1605 Thank you for paying lip service to my problems. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1606 Your lips are very soft. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1607 It's strange, but ever since I started seeing you, I have these recurring nightmares about someone trying to eat me. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1608 Are you sure that I am the one with the oral fixation, Doc? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1609 Oh, what would you know about male pattern baldness. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1610 I seem to look for love in all the wrong places. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1611 It’s my professional opinion John that you have been a CEO so long you expect everyone to kiss your ass 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1612 I have this feeling of floss. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1613 I feel seduced by your treatments. 1.2653 0.04822 98 76 19 3
1614 I now feel in a good position to tell you about my casting-couch reputation... 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1615 What do you mean by your lips are sealed? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1616 I hear you're a lip reader. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1617 Would this float? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1618 For some reason, I'm feeling a bit more down in the mouth at the moment. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1619 You realize this couch isn't helping my oral fixation? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1620 Well it's more comfortable than the catcher's mitt, I'll give you that... 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1621 How does it make me feel? Like a couch tomato, I guess. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1622 With this couch, don't you dare tell me you're a Freudian " 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1623 Gift from Mick? 1.2632 0.05121 95 75 16 4
1624 I can't find the word for my problem, but it's on the tip of my lips. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1625 In my dream, the only way I could communicate was by lip synching. 1.2632 0.04898 95 74 18 3
1626 It's just that I know you're a Freudian...so yeah...the new couch makes me a little uncomfortable. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1627 Are you sure you're a dentist? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1628 It’s Mid-century Modern, not midlife crisis. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1629 Was your couch ever just a couch? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1630 Are you a fan of the Rolling Stones as well, Doctor? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1631 My oral fixation only seems to be getting worse. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
1632 Six months of therapy and all I've gotten from you is lip service. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1633 My mother is eating me alive. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1634 Right now I feel like it's all just swallowing me up. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1635 I feel like all you're giving me is lip service. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1636 Nice move on making sure I’m not too comfortable. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1637 I guess I should be thankful you're not a Freudian 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1638 Doc, you can kiss my ass for all I care. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1639 Are you sure you're in my insurance network? 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1640 I am experiencing deep feelings for this chaise, and have no desire to leave anytime soon. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1641 I got real issues, Doc. I didn’t come here for lip service. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
1642 Your lips keep moving and all that I hear is blah, blah, blah. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1643 I was born in a crossfire hurricane and was raised by a toothless, bearded hag. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1644 This is the only bright spot in my day. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1645 Maybe I'm just a sucker 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1646 My wife keeps finding lipstick stains on my collar. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1647 I'm glad you're not a French psychoanalyst. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1648 My first greatest fear is a clown with big red lips. My second greatest fear is a sofa that looks like a clown's big red lips. 1.2604 0.05075 96 76 16 4
1649 Happy Valentines Day to you too. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1650 You keep telling me I've got an oral fixation, but it's your couch! 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1651 Was that your mother’s favorite lipstick color too? 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1652 I'm having a recurring dream involving Mick Jagger. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1653 Can we move on from mother issues? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1654 What exactly do you mean by "all she gives you is lip service"? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1655 I feel like everyone is just paying me lip service. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1656 I’m just a misunderstood morsel being swallowed alive by a ravenous world.” 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1657 Have you noticed how the New Yorker caption contest has started to recycle cartoons with only minor variations? Like, they’ll have a guy on a psychiatrist’s couch, but the couch will be shaped like a pair of lips. It’s really bumming me out. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1658 Is there a reason I'm laying on Mick Jagger's lips? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1659 I feel better already! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1660 By the way,where did you get that stunning lounging jacket? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1661 It’s been eating at me. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1662 I’m almost done. It’s either Kamala or Kirsten, I promise. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1663 It’s all good. I’m fine now 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1664 So does this one have the Scotch Guard or Blistex coating? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1665 Since I've been coming here I dream that of getting eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1666 Are you sure we've done everything, Doc? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1667 Shhh! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1668 Did you say this furniture was donated by Dr Ruth? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1669 This couch is eating me alive! 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1670 It's refreshing to speak with someone who doesn't see everything in black and white. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1671 Don’t pretend there’s something with me. You’re the one who bought the couch that looks like a pair of bright red lips! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1672 So this is just generic, not the Rolling Stones logo sofa? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1673 Does this mean I have to kiss and tell? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1674 Are you sure I'm not running my big mouth too much? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1675 I’m just saying...I don’t see why WE need to be in Black and White, just to show off this bloody couch!” 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1676 Is it just my subconscious, or does this couch look like lips? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1677 New Yorkers in color now? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1678 So Oedipus, why do you think your visits here make you dream of your mother? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1679 I have this recurring dream of being eaten by a huge mouth 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1680 I do often wonder if this might be just a bit of lip service. 1.2604 0.03846 96 76 18 2
1681 Doc, Could it be I’m stuck in the oral stage of development? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1682 So I had this Daliesque dream ... 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1683 It’s lip service. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1684 I feel like I'm still in Kansas. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1685 Your lips tell me no-no, but there's yes-yes in your eyes. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1686 Just tell me it doesn’t french. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1687 Doc, am I crazy, or did you botox the couch? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1688 Before we start, do you have a couch that is more my shade? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1689 Doc, I feel like I am lip-synching my life story! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1690 Yes Doc, it does help open me up a bit, but that’s because there’s a tongue in my ass. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1691 I'm just glad you specialize in oral fixations. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1692 I have to admit, I'm not feeling the love here. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1693 Nice touch, but it needs a vibrator. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1694 What do you give the women? A couch shaped like a giant cigar? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1695 If I can be honest, I feel like you're giving me a lot of lip-service. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1696 You know doc, I think they lied to you when they said , “red goes with everything. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1697 Tell me Brian, what gives you the impression I'm paying you lip service? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1698 I don’t know how else to explain it except I just feel like a giant cold sore when I’m here. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1699 Please stop bringing your own sofa with you. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1700 It’s not you, it’s this couch. 1.2604 0.04854 96 75 18 3
1701 Swallowed and spit out 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1702 ... and lately I feel like my troubles are eating me alive! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1703 I don't FEEL like a snack. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1704 I just feel like I’m being swallowed whole... 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1705 This is my way of complying with my patient's request when they get my bill. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1706 Why do I get the feeling I can't get no satisfaction here? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1707 Why do I feel you're just paying me lip service? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1708 Sorry, Doc. I appreciate your efforts but I'm still not ready to date yet. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1709 I still feel like I'm stuck on first base. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1710 Doc, you've got something stuck between your teeth. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1711 I know it’s a statement piece but I feel uncomfortable discussing my mother. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1712 Is this a Temperpedic? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1713 I don't know Doc, maybe 'Interior Designer" isn't the best career change for you? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1714 Something is really eating at me. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1715 Can we switch to the Dali clock couch? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1716 I have fantasies about being masticated by your couch." 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1717 Sometimes a lip couch is just a lip couch. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1718 Hello Dali, well, hello Dali, it's so nice to be back home where I belong... 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1719 Lemme guess -- you're going to say I have an oral fixation. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1720 I thought you said I could sit on your LAP? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1721 Why the pursed lips, doc? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1722 So you don’t really read lips, do you 1.2604 0.04252 96 75 19 2
1723 Did I ever tell that you have the most amazing lips. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1724 Now I can see why you are able to charge so much - do they vibrate too? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1725 Do you have any lip balm? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1726 I'm so grateful that this couch has no teeth. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1727 When do my inappropriate erotic urges peak? Oddly enough, it’s when I’m here in your office. 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1728 We aren't talking about the kiss of death are we? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1729 I want a kiss. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1730 I'm obviously feeling down in the mouth, Doc. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1731 Dr. Lipman, thank you for curing my erotomania. By the way, your couch is in love with me. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1732 I see red couches 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1733 Enough of the lip service. I have serious issues to resolve! 1.2581 0.04811 93 75 14 4
1734 She will let the dog kiss her but not me." 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1735 I want you to draw me like one of your French girls, doc. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1736 I feel safe here. It's as if life is kissing me. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1737 If you’re provoking transference, you have to do better than a couch that looks like lips. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
1738 Let me know if I start to sound Trumpian. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1739 I'm sorry, but how come you get an expensive leather chair while I get what remains of your love life? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1740 And you say that I have an oral fixation”(“I” is underlined 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1741 Her lips...they were just so soft and pillow-y 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1742 Started reading your book, How to Talk to Women. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1743 All my life people have just given me lip service. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1744 What kind of lip service is this? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1745 It's not always black and white doc. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1746 I'm hoping for more than lip service. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1747 No matter the situation, I always feel tongue-tied. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1748 So they tell me you're a huge Stones fan. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1749 I keep dreaming about the kiss of death. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1750 When do we get to the part about the prescription? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1751 You say Mick Jagger gave you this couch? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1752 I would rate 8 for design and 5 for comfort. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1753 I'm starting to see things as less black-and-white. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1754 Tell me again about this supposed oral fixation you are feeling? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1755 I feel my wife is constantly speaking for me... 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1756 I feel like my ship is sinking . You might need to tighten these lips. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1757 I just feel like life is consuming me. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1758 And that’s how I met your mother. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1759 Honestly, I just feel like all I'm getting out of these sessions is lip service. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1760 For some reason I feel more like discussing my sexual fantasies today." 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1761 Sometimes a sofa is just a sofa. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1762 I can't shake the feeling that something is eating away at me 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1763 To God's ear. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1764 You get paid how much for this lip service? 1.2581 0.05385 93 75 13 5
1765 I didn’t say that! 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1766 You might be right, doc - the issue was right under my nose this whole time! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1767 I can't stop thinking about our last kiss... 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1768 You have helped me control most of my urgencies, but recently I have had an uncontrollable need to lip sync. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1769 Does your bill include the sofa? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1770 So this is what lip service really looks like! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1771 Memory foam? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1772 What's black & white & red all over? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1773 Why do I keep feeling you're just giving lip service to my therapy? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1774 This is not helping my feelings of being swallowed whole 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1775 Who are you? How did you get in here? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1776 My oral fixation is consuming me. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1777 I' may not know whether my mother ever loved me, but I am certain she never got Botox." 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1778 Whenever I’m here I get this strange desire to buy breath mints. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1779 *I feel like kissing this couch hello and goodbye." 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1780 Sometimes I feel you're only paying lip service, doc. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1781 The problem doc is that I don’t get any respect. Everywhere I go they’re giving me lip. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1782 I appreciate your concern, even if it's only lip service. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1783 Read my Lips Doc! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1784 So to be clear her doc, what is said here stays in Alexa, Facebook, and Siri right? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1785 I get it: "these lips were made for talkin, and thats just what they'll do" 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1786 My Oedipus complex is not being helped by this couch. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1787 Oh great he's fallen asleep, Now i have to do all the talking 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1788 Can I sleep for ten minutes while you finish writing ? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1789 "Mick's therapist was a good friend of mine. The tongue pulls out as a futon. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1790 Everywhere I go, I’m just consumed by her. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1791 Sometimes, this feels like lip service. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1792 My lips said no but my heart said yes. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1793 Doc, I finally feel my oral fixation's behind me. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1794 It's the Father's Day edition. You put me on THIS couch and ask about my mother. You're hoping I didn't notice that this is Contest #666, am I right? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1795 I don’t even deserve this. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1796 May I ask you something, or are you part of the display? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1797 Where do I lie if I need to solve a money problem? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1798 I bought it at the house down the street where the men go. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1799 Just curious, do you have to pay Jagger any royalties? 1.2527 0.04965 91 72 16 3
1800 It’s a reminder to K.I.S.S. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1801 Doc, I'm not so sure I'm the one with the oral fixation... 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1802 No, I only get these erotic fantasies here. It feels like I am about to be swallowed. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1803 Tell me more about this sudden fear of Mick Jagger. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1804 My favorite flower? Tulips, why do you ask? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1805 I mean, honestly...who is this for? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1806 I'm just saying it's not helping my oral fixation 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1807 Something seems different... Did you repaint the ceiling? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1808 Am I crazy? This looks like the back seat of your Alfa Romeo Stelvio. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1809 I'm sorry, all I can think of is Cindy Crawford's mole when i look at you. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1810 I find I can speak more freely when I bring my own couch. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1811 I want your red couch painted black" ~The Rolling Stone 1.2527 0.03857 91 78 8 5
1812 This isn’t a sex thing, is it? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1813 I think we should send it back, honey. 1.2527 0.06366 91 76 7 8
1814 Is therapy always this uncomfortable? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1815 I don’t know when it started really, an ever present fear of being eaten. But the funny thing is, if anything it has intensified since we started our sessions. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1816 I feel like this is just lip service. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1817 Don’t you believe tulips are better than one? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1818 Doc, my oral fantasies are taking over . . . 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1819 Am I still stuck in the oral stage? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1820 I'm having strange thoughts, Dr Hershey. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1821 Well Doc, I'm still having nightmares about being swallowed by my mother. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1822 I have a recurring nightmare where I am swallowed alive! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1823 Nothing is wrong - really! I feel like I'm lying in the lip of luxury! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1824 All I see are her luscious red lips. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1825 Doc...I keep having this dream where I’m being chased by a big ballsy blonde who keeps asking me if I have a gun in my pocket! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1826 TJMaxx sale? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1827 Sometimes a kiss is not just a kiss. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1828 It's so odd. I keep dreaming I'm Mick Jagger. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1829 You're right doc. A 20 min. nap is all I need. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1830 Do you happen to know if this couch is part of a sectional? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1831 So Satan, if you were to rank your life's achievements, where does being the subject of the New Yorker cartoon contest #666 fit in? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1832 I don't know why, but it feels like everyone gives me lip service. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1833 Every time we meet, I feel the strangest urge to pucker up. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1834 I'm feeling "I can't get no satisfaction". 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1835 Your session is over, next week we’ll try try the nail bed couch to see if you can stay awake. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1836 If only these lips could talk ... 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1837 No offense meant, doctor, but don't you think it might be YOUR oral fixation we're talking about? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1838 So it’s all clear to me now that my problem is that I can’t get no satisfaction. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1839 Since I last saw you my dreams have been Surreal. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1840 I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1841 Sometimes I feel like you are just giving me lip service. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1842 We’ll have to be quick, the museum is catching on. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1843 Every time I turn around, someone's giving me lip. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1844 I hope this session is more than lip-service. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1845 I feel empty inside but also a little bit sexy. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1846 I assume you're aware I'm only giving you lip service when I answer your questions. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1847 Since I've been seeing you I just want to fill the world with silly love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1848 It just feels as if my problems are going to swallow me up. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1849 I have an oral fixation? It's your couch! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1850 Looks like we are wearing the same shoes. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1851 Does this couch make me look seductive? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1852 I’ve felt this way since Mid Century 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1853 Are you telling me I'm spending all this money just for lip service! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1854 It’s $85 to talk to me, $350 to talk to the couch. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1855 I keep have this overwhelming desire to star in a Robert Palmer music video. 1.2527 0.05655 91 75 10 6
1856 I don't just want lip service for my problems. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1857 I see you're wearing the socks I gave you. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1858 Are you trying to read my lips or my mind? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1859 I just have this fear of being swallowed whole. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1860 Love your shoes. Boy, those shoes, man. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1861 And your specialty is getting people over their oral fixations? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1862 Doctor, I'm not sure that this position is good for a sex addict! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1863 I don’t understand why my back is so chapped. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1864 I just can't figure out why I've been having these dreams of my mother having sex with Mick Jagger? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1865 I don't think this justifies the title "Love Doctor." 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1866 Your new loveseat sucks. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1867 I have this continuing fear that a giant mouth is going to open up and swallow me. Somehow it's worse during my sessions with you. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1868 Will this keep its​ mouth shut during our session, Doctor? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1869 Well, at least I don't have an oral fixation. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1870 Things that I love? I 'd have to say redheads, The Cincinnati Reds, Red Delicious Apples, Redd Foxx and my twins Ruby and Rosie. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1871 In other words, should I kiss my troubles good-bye? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1872 Lately I've become obsessed with women with big red lips. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1873 Well, actually, I was born in Tupelo, Mississippi, but I grew up in Kissimmee, Florida. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1874 Doc, over the past week, I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors anymore. I want them to turn black. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1875 Doctor, I believe your fantasies are larger than mine. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1876 Extracting the teeth proved a definite enhancement. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1877 I heard you used to be a ventriloquist. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1878 Do you have a couch for an anal fixation? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1879 Yeah, I know you won't tell anyone, but I have a feeling someone in this office has a big mouth. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1880 Maybe it's Maybelline or maybe it's your mother. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1881 I know you can't always get what you want. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1882 Tulips in the garden. Tulips in the Park. But the Two Lips I like best Are the Two Lips In the dark!” .......did you get that 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1883 I’m not very fond of this faux leather, but I must say—the nose-shaped loveseat in the corner is a nice touch. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1884 If I'm going to be paying you a $100 an hour, I better be getting a happy ending. 1.2527 0.04581 91 73 15 3
1885 For some reason, I seem to be developing an oral fixation. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1886 Doctor, do you think my paranoia has anything to do with my fear that I'm about to get bitten by some giant teeth? 1.2527 0.04840 91 74 13 4
1887 Can you stop it with the tongue. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1888 ...And when I turn my head like THIS, I hear more liberal arguments... 1.2527 0.04581 91 68 23 0
1889 Couch by Freud? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1890 For $150 an hour I want more than lip service. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1891 I think Mick Jagger is trying to seduce me. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1892 Uh, ... is that a tongue? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1893 I sometimes worry that I'm paying for lip service. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1894 I must say, you're looking very attractive today. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1895 I don't think the conversion therapy is working. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1896 Life’s just not the same after Mash ended... 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1897 Seriously? This is conversion therapy? 1.2527 0.04965 91 72 16 3
1898 I would prefer something inspired by Georgia O'Keefe. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1899 I don't know what I'm trying to say ... it's on the tip of my tongue 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1900 I keep thinking about straws. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1901 I keep thinking I am Mick Jagger. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1902 To be honest, I really just come to these sessions because I love your couch. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1903 I don't suppose you have a vagina couch? I'm having gender identity issues. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1904 If this is some kind of anti-gay therapy it's not going to work 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1905 I don't think this new 'lip service' therapy is working. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1906 I dreamed you ate me 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1907 I don't think there is a reason I always have to use this couch doc. Sure, its shape reminds me of my mother's lips, and yes, whenever I lie on it it's like I'm making up for all the kisses she never gave me, but that's how I am with all furniture. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1908 Sorry, I was distracted by those letters on the floor behind your chair; there, near the baseboard. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1909 I don't appreciate you giving me lip about my problems. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1910 Last week you doodled cubes. Today it's bunnies. Am I getting better? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1911 I guess I have trouble being direct with people, and telling them how ugly their furniture is... 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1912 Do you take down every word or do you use ellipses? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1913 I swear, my lips are sealed. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1914 I feel like at any minute I could just be swallowed whole. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1915 Dr. Lipsky, I think maybe we should trade places. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1916 No, but your chair reminds me of her nose. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1917 I can't recall...It's on the tip of my tongue. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1918 This thing must take a lot of lipstick. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1919 So, doctor, you think I display symptoms of an edible complex? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1920 Talk about an oral fixation. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1921 Is that a Sudoku? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1922 So when you 'see red,' is it in front of you, beside you, underneath or all around? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1923 Nobody listens, they just kiss my ass and tell me what I want to hear. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1924 Technically it is a chaise lounge, not a love seat. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1925 I'm not sure my oral fixation is resolving. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1926 You appear to be more down in the mouth today than usual. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1927 So, I'm your first male client? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1928 I don't know if I'm comfortable laying on something you got off a Rolling Stones tour bus. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1929 I'm just beginning to think perhaps I DID have a devouring mother. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1930 My fear of Salvador Dalí always seems worse when I’m in your office. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1931 Well, I did give my mother a lot of lip. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1932 I give up, What's black and white and read all over? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1933 I think I identify more with Mick Jagger than Tim Curry if that helps. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1934 My lips are sealed. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1935 I keep having these recurring dreams about Carol Channing 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1936 Are you wearing OJ's Bruno Maglia shoes? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1937 I find this sofa triggering. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1938 You've got mustard on your sleeve. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1939 Dr. Armstrong, I think your couch just licked my bottom. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1940 No I am not delusional, something is tickling my back. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1941 I've had this oral fixation ever since I started therapy, 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1942 Just remember this: a couch is just a couch. 1.2472 0.04458 89 69 19 1
1943 Does Dr. Frankenfurter mind us using his office? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1944 'I feel like I'm being kissed by Sigmund Freud.' 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1945 Are you drawing me? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1946 Your only seem to give me lip service, Doctor 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1947 Did you get the part about her luscious red lips? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1948 For some reason I’m at a loss for words. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1949 It would be fine if it weren't for the teeth. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1950 A moment on your lips, a lifetime of billing slips. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1951 I don't know Doc...maybe love is the answer? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1952 Believe me, it’ll be more than just lip service this time! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1953 Are you comfortable? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1954 I still feel unloved but also itchy. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1955 I identify as a person of color. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1956 I'm prone to kiss and tell. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1957 While you're at it, could you write for Viagra? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1958 I have labiophobia too 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1959 So you feel I should confront my fear of intimacy head on? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1960 I have this strange fear of being kissed ... 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1961 I don’t know, I just feel like my mother is always around me 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1962 Of course I have trust issues, I am drawn to people with big mouths 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1963 Do you have any insight at all on that recurring cold sore dream? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1964 This reminds me..a year after the divorce and still paying for her Botox injections, 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1965 I feel like we're only glossing over things. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1966 she's been giving me the silent treatment again 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1967 Did you say "you" think that "I" have an oral fixation? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1968 I can't shake the feeling that I am being eaten alive. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1969 Are you trying to tell me to 'kiss off'? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1970 Yes, this definitely feels like her. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1971 Guess I can kiss that hundred bucks goodbye... 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1972 So you think Botox could change my life? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1973 Everywhere I go, I feel I'm being swallowed. 1.2472 0.01809 89 75 12 2
1974 Doctor, I think my oral fixation is getting worse. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1975 Do you really care or is this just lip service? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1976 Don't you mean lips, Freudian lips? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1977 Every time I come here I have these strange dreams about Mick Jagger. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1978 Considering where I am lying, I assume your divorce settlement didn't go too well. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1979 Why do people think I am mouthy?? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1980 Will I be swallowed by the couch if she blows me a kiss. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1981 Lately, I feel that I am but a morsel. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1982 I think you’re actually the one with the oral fixation. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1983 Is it normal to feel like the world is going to swallow you whole? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1984 I don’t know why, but for some reason I feel like you’re kissing up to me. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1985 By any chance is Mick Jagger a patient of yours? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1986 I appreciate the creative juxtaposition of the old and the innovate. But won't you please just refill my Adderall already? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1987 I guess you could say I have a fear of being swallowed. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1988 Sometimes I feel as though I’m being eaten alive 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1989 My life is a chain of cosmetic fixes and lip service. 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
1990 I am as anxious as a watermelon seed. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1991 Doctor, I'm concerned that you have an unhealthy obsession with the Rolling Stones." 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1992 Doc, I know we can lick this. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1993 Doctor, do YOU have an oral fixation? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1994 Lip service is complimentary, right? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1995 Is it my oral fixation or your projection? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1996 As much as this couch suggests that the session will have a happy ending, I just can't see that for myself, doc. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1997 This couch lends itself to a whole new fantasy! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1998 I'm sorry I criticized your new couch, but how does that make you feel? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1999 What the...? This is my mother's shade! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2000 Just read my lips, doctor. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2001 Please. No lip service. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2002 Why do you have a red couch? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2003 Think it’s you that has the oral fixation, Doc. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2004 It seems like you entice me to sexualize everything though 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2005 It all started with a kiss. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2006 I feel like you’re giving me lip service. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2007 In my dream these gigantic lips appear from nowhere and devoured me! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2008 Do you like it? Mick Jagger had an estate sale 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2009 Is there anything you can give me to cure the blues? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2010 I'm here because I want to save my marriage. From your lips to God's ear. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2011 I’m not here for”lip service”! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2012 Whaddya mean, I'm obsessed? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2013 All I can think of is Tim Curry. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2014 What is your hourly rate in grayscale? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2015 Sometimes it feels like everyone is just kissing my ass. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2016 And to top it all off, my therapist got this terrible new couch... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2017 Not exactly what I pictured when you described your couch as making me feel "kissed by luxury." 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2018 Very tasteful couch 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2019 Is it true Mick Jagger used to be a patient of yours? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2020 I understand YOUR lips are sealed, but what about old ruby the recliner here" 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2021 I don't know what it is, but I have these reocurring dreams of being chased by Mick Jagger's lips. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2022 It seems my red lips fetish began about the time I started coming here. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2023 Lips, hips, dips, pips,rips, ships, skips, flips, whips. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2024 My wife wonders why I always have lipstick on my collar. 1.2442 0.04356 86 69 15 2
2025 Let's talk about what you mean by "subliminal message." 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2026 Doc......I feel all I'm getting is "Lip Service" 1.2442 0.04030 86 68 17 1
2027 Why do I feel like you're just paying lip service? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2028 Doctor, I pay you much money to tell me my truth, yet I always leave feeling like I've had my ass kissed. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2029 This is about as close as I get to a woman’s lips these days. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2030 It does help me remember my first kiss. It was not as comfortable and as colorful. 1.2442 0.04030 86 68 17 1
2031 We need to talk about your solution to my fear of intimacy. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2032 Thanks, Fred- it's not every day that I get to reverse roles. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2033 I just don't understand why I'm feeling so down in the mouth. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2034 These ruby red lips remind me of one hot delightful evening in another life. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2035 I’ve a sensation my employees are just kissing my ass.” 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2036 Are we lip synching? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2037 I like your new couch by the way, I never thought a furniture company could take "kiss my ass" so literally 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2038 Doc, my lip fetish seems to be getting worse 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2039 I need more than lip service 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2040 See wants to kiss me goodbye. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2041 Must you rub it in? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2042 Doc, when I said that my ex-wife was selling our things... I didn’t expect you to buy our couch. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2043 I constantly have this nagging feeling that people don't take me seriously. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2044 It always has a different beginning, but the ending is always the same: she opens her mouth and swallows me whole. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2045 I can't help but feel like I'm always being chewed up and spit out. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
2046 I've had three years of these sessions and I still think Mick Jagger is following me" 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2047 It's like she taunts me wherever I go. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2048 After all this time, I still can't seem to resolve that feeling of my mother just completely overwhelming me, like she's trying to eat me alive.... 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2049 Is it just me or is it a bit balmy in here? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2050 I agree it’s a conversation piece, but it’s actually comfortable to lay down on too. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2051 No, my mother never kissed me. Why do you ask? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2052 How's YOUR oral fixation? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2053 Thank you for trying to make me feel more comfortable about my oral fixation. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2054 How do I feel? I feel like giving you a good smack! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2055 A pun, doc. A horrible PUN won the Viking caption contest in 'The New Yorker.' So, no, the sofa isn't helping. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2056 Deep down, I feel like something is going to swallow me alive. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2057 It's weird, but when I kiss my spouse, I feel like taking a nap! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2058 Before we continue, can you assure me that your lips are sealed? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2059 My mother would love this. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2060 What did Freud have to say about ruby-red lip couches? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2061 I'm sorry, but I feel like you are only giving lip service to my issues. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2062 How did you know Scarlet was my mother's shade of lipstick? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2063 It's surreal! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2064 Since being promoted to boss, I’ve definitely noticed an increase in random acts of ass kissing. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2065 Why should it matter that my ex is your interior designer? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2066 I feel like I've died and gone to heaven. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2067 Wherever did you find a couch in the shape of my mother's lips? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2068 Take a letter to my mother. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2069 Lipstick-red couch, black vinyl armchair on swivel chrome base, Beatles boots, straight-legged pants, shawl-collared jacket, turtleneck, and you are sure you're not a pop psychologist? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2070 This ain't makin' it any easier for me to kiss her goodbye, Doc. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2071 You know what they say, "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the scripts." 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2072 It may be just a coincidence, but my mother used to always wear bright red lipstick. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2073 Me? You’re the one with the lip fetish! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2074 I don't know why I dream of flowers... mostly tulips... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2075 Could you read that back to me? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2076 No, your kiss is not on my list, Mr. Hall. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2077 Like a sinking ship, that's how I feel. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2078 Dr. Scott, I think Janet is seeing someone. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2079 I just realized that: 'You Can't Always Get What You Want'! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2080 However insightful, I don't appreciate you responding "Out of the mouths of babes." 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2081 Do you ever feel like there is something bigger out there...and it is trying to eat you? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2082 I'm just sick of all the ass-kissing. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2083 Don't mind the couch, it's still here from last weeks Couples Therapy Sessions. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2084 It feels like the kiss of death and is really not that comfortable. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2085 Wherever I go, I feel her seductive power over me. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2086 I’like the way we’re treating my oral fixation. My aunt Rose was very happy with your treatment of her penis envy. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2087 I feel you're just giving me lip service. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2088 You’re right, I don’t feel the same need to talk about my mother. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2089 You know this couch could use a a shot of collagen. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2090 I know it’s nuts, but I see Marilyn Monroe’s lips everywhere. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2091 Is that one of those sometimes a cigar is just a cigar 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2092 Sometimes I get the feeling you’re only giving me lip service? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2093 So...did you get this couch from a Niagara Falls honeymoon hotel foreclosure auction? It's actually pretty comfy. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2094 I had that dream again of the beautiful woman with luscious red lips who swallowed me when I tried to kiss her. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2095 My wife is getting suspicious. She keeps finding red lipstick on my collar. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2096 'Coral Crush' was Felicity's shade. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2097 These lips don't lie, Doctor. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2098 Doc, it’s smacking its lips. Does that mean anything? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2099 I wonder what my psychologist would say about me laying on a lip-shaped chair while a man sits next to me. 1.2414 0.04757 87 69 16 2
2100 I really don't think this is helping me get over my phobia of the rolling stones 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2101 And all of your “and how did that make you feel?” questions just feel like lip service. 1.2414 0.03822 87 71 14 2
2102 ...and I still have those impeachment dreams. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2103 Doctor, this is the first time I've really ever felt loved. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2104 Please turn down the tongue activity. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2105 Is the tongue extra? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2106 You need to talk to you interior decorator 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2107 Before we begin, might I suggest a bigger notepad? I tend to be verbose on my back 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2108 I usually ask the models to remove their clothes before I draw them. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2109 Whereas YOUR chair is dull, drab, ordinary, like me. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2110 Doc, I hope you not just giving me lip service 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2111 I know they call you the love doctor, but the couch is overkill. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2112 I can't get no satisfaction. Do you know why? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2113 Does it mean anything that your socks don't match. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2114 I'd say 'Kiss my ass' to that question, doctor, but that would be redundant. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2115 I have the overwhelming feeling that I'm about to be enveloped by a enormous tongue. 1.2414 0.04315 87 70 15 2
2116 I’m feeling a strong desire to kiss the couch. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2117 As you can plainly see, my oral fixation and taste in modern furniture merged around mid-Century. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2118 And I told them to kiss my butt 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2119 Can you believe Madonna is 60? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2120 Actually, rather than reminding me of kissing my wife, it reminds me of kissing my money good-bye paying when I pay for therapy. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2121 When you said your degree was in interior design I thought you meant MY interior. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2122 You know Red is not really my thing! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2123 Are you sure this thing won’t lick its lips? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2124 I keep having these recurrent nightmares of big, red lips attacking me. What does it mean, doc? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2125 You mean there's more to life than shades of grey. 1.2414 0.03993 87 69 17 1
2126 1 dozen eggs,bottled water,Bug Light,ribs,and milk? Explain to me how any of that relates to my suicidal thoughts. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2127 Its weird, but Iv'e never felt like a sex symbol, until now for some reason. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2128 I just can't figure out where my oral fixation comes from. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2129 These lips feel a bit loose - is that a metaphor? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2130 I dream an enormous red female mouth is about to swallow me whole. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2131 Tell me more about these recurring dreams where you feel like you’re being swallowed by ruby-red lips ... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2132 Doctor,I keep having this horrible dream that I am being eaten alive... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2133 I just can't shake the feeling that I'm not being taken seriously by this workplace 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2134 Do you use a different couch for each stage of fixation? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2135 Gee, doc, until now my lips have always been sealed. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2136 Ever since she left me the farewell note written in red lipstick it feels like the whole world's rubbing it in my face." 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2137 rent is so high we double as a sex dungeon after hours. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2138 I keep imagining myself covered in lipstick and having no way of explaining it to my wife. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2139 A ceiling mirror too! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2140 It's useless doc, you know there is no color in either one of our lives 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2141 What makes you think I'm in the oral stage? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2142 Yes, yes, I'm sure many of your patients find the "kissy couch" a tremendous resource Doc, but how is this curing my gout? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2143 And I keep having these dreams that I’m a tube of red lipstick. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2144 I still can't get in touch with my inner glam. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2145 Comfy. Is it Italian? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2146 I have nightmares of being devoured by life.... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2147 Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2148 I simply can't stop saying "finger licking good". 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2149 Just like my wife, you're giving me lip service! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2150 It was your idea to change places and now you're complaining. I listened to you for five years. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2151 ...And then she goes, “Bill! Meh,meh,meh....I can’t be married to someone who identifies as poop...yadda yadda yadda.” Oh, I like the new furniture by the way. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2152 Whatever you tell me, these lips are sealed. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2153 You're sure this is going to help with my fear of Rocky Horror? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2154 Let me get this straight, you have a recurring nightmare where giant red lips consume you? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2155 Is it normal to think of Mick Jagger all day, doc? 1.2414 0.04467 87 68 18 1
2156 I feel The Love already, unlike the relationships that got me here in the first place. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2157 Let me get this straight - I can choose whether you address me as 'Doll Baby' or 'Sugar Tits'? 1.2414 0.04614 87 71 13 3
2158 So Doc, do you know much about oral fixations? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2159 It all began at the premiere of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2160 It's happens everywhere Dr. I manifest memories of mothers overwhelming smothering control. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2161 I keep having a fear of being swallowed up. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2162 This feels like lip service to me. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2163 I just feel like I am being swallowed alive. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2164 Is this some kind of subliminal message? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2165 I bet you think everyone has an oral fixation. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2166 If it's such a good conversation starter, why don't other psychiatrists have one in their offices? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2167 I feel like everyone is always trying to give me the kiss-off. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2168 Doctor, what’s an oral fixation? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2169 "You just don't know what it's like to have your wife leave and take the good furniture." 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2170 If you want a different answer, get a couch that doesn't whisper suggestions in my ear. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2171 Do you think the fact that I like your new couch is related to my mom? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2172 I appreciate the effort, Doc, but in the dream, I'm lying in a bed of TU-LIPS 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2173 Last time you were here we were discussing the Rolling Stones 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2174 These lips sink hips. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2175 So, you limit your practice to fetish patients? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2176 I am so glad they have a bring your therapist to work day. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2177 Do you want it straight from the mouth? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2178 Don’t you have a less erotic couch. 1.2414 0.03256 87 72 13 2
2179 I think I’ve just figured out why I don’t like kissing.” Ivor Hanson Scarsdale, New York 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2180 Let's try a prescription for Lipitor. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2181 She said I was a nothing, a mere morsel to chew up and spit out. Do I look like that to you, Doc? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2182 You know, it really does tie the room together. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2183 No, I don't think the fact that I see this couch as a pair of lips is an indication that I have an oral fixation. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2184 Your couch is licking me again. Not that I mind... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2185 I'm just trying to come up with a clever caption for this weeks New Yorker cartoon contest. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2186 I should have known that loose lips sink...... 1.2414 0.04614 87 71 13 3
2187 Considering I'm coming here for my sexual addiction, this hardly seems appropriate... 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2188 How much longer do you need to finish the drawing? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2189 I feel like a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2190 What makes you think my mother couldn’t open up? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2191 I fear everyone keeps giving me lip service! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2192 And lying in a woman’s lips is supposed to make me feel better about my mother how? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2193 Garage sale? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2194 I get it. Your lips are sealed. Is there a reason you keep saying that? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2195 I'm not sure how lying on Mick Jagger's lips will bring me satisfaction, but I'm willing to give it a try. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2196 It’s awful Doc. Every Tuesday night; I dream I’m being swallowed by a pair of lips. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2197 It's like your kiss, your kiss, is on my list... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2198 Would you care to play role reversal? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2199 I can still feel her lips on me. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2200 You really care...or just giving lip service ? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2201 Why when I come here I always feel I get lip service? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2202 This couch is quite lovely. But does it come in gray? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2203 It’s definitely a step up from the bean bags, but I was actually partial to the hammock. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2204 This therapy sucks. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2205 Everybody says that they are trying to help me, but frankly it just feels like lip service. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2206 I prefer "Kiss and Tell" to your previous decorator's "Freudian Slips and Bras." 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2207 Don't judge me. You're the one who bought a couch shaped like Julia Roberts' lips. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2208 Your couch helps me to talk. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2209 Are you aware this couch exemplifies my problem? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2210 Did you say this new couch was a design by Carly Simon or Mick Jagger? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2211 I hear loud wet smacking sounds when I lie down 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2212 Honestly Doc, I have this sensation that I'm about to be swallowed whole. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2213 Sorry, it was on the tip of my tongue. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2214 Did you buy this couch from the No Tell Motel that just went out-of-business? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2215 Remember: loose lips sink shrinks. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2216 I think I may be developing an oral fixation 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2217 What kind of fixation did you say? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2218 For some reason I can't seem to forget my first wife's beautiful ruby red lips." 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2219 I have a reoccurring dream that The Rolling Stone's logo is after me. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2220 Doc, I can't seem to free myself from this big oral fixation of mine. 1.2381 0.02991 84 72 9 3
2221 Did you write down that my problem began when my wife saw the lipstick on my collar, and that I can’t seem to forget that image? 1.2381 0.05388 84 69 11 4
2222 Just thinking ahead, but what the couch will look like after I move on from this 'oral stage' fixation? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2223 I'm sorry, I wish I could tell you more, but my lips are sealed. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2224 I don’t think this is what Freud meant by “oral stage.” 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2225 I’m telling you Doctor, I see mom’s red lips every where! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2226 You want me to sit on WHAT when we're done with the oral stage? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2227 Sorry, Doc, no matter what I say, you'll think I'm weird. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2228 Can't help but feel you're just giving me some lip service Dr. Pencil 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2229 I guess, we know the same woman. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2230 And then I dreamt I was in the lips of luxury. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2231 I feel like a guppy caught by a red lipped largemouth bass 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2232 Doc, do you have another sofa I could use. This reminds me too much of my mother's smothering kisses. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2233 Before we continue, just tell me how I should feel about your couch. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2234 Being the CEO, I feel like everyone tries to kiss up to me. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2235 Have you ever felt that you were being swallowed whole? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2236 Tell me about your mouther. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2237 Aren't you going to ask me to take my shoes off? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2238 No, I’m Ok. I’m used to having my anxieties on everyone’s lips. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2239 I’m in the lips of luxury, but I just don’t care... 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2240 I'd like to forget the 70's but for some reason I just can't. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2241 I see her red lips all day ! 1.2381 0.03437 84 73 7 4
2242 What if I told to you I had a foot fetish? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2243 Note to self ... pick up Chapstick on the way home. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2244 Y'know, I thought I wanted more from a therapist than lip service, but this is nice. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2245 Everything reminds me of her - her hair, her eyes, her large red lips. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2246 Doctor, I have to ask you, what is your financial connection with Botox? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2247 My wife keeps finding lipstick on my collar. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2248 This really isn't helping my aphenphosmphobia. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2249 Is this our 'kiss and tell' session? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2250 We find that the new decor inspires Freudian slips. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2251 I think I’m ready for the failure-shaped couch next week. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2252 When was your first memory of your oral fixation? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2253 I thought my couch was one of a kind? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2254 Nice couch. Reminds me of AB positive. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2255 ''And it just eats me up inside.'' 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2256 This may cause more problems than it solves. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2257 Doctor, whatever your conclusions are, I hope it's not just lip service. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2258 So you and the room are both by the hour? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2259 Are you sure this is the best therapy for my oral fixation? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2260 I have never really been the kind to kiss and tell 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2261 How did you know that I love having my ass kissed? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2262 Doc, I really wish you’d give my problems more than lip service. Russell Keske, Chicago, Illinois 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2263 I’d say ivory for the walls and ecru carpeting. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2264 I feel mislabialed. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2265 I just can’t get past the feeling that I am being eaten alive. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2266 I think I'm looking for love in all the wrong places 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2267 It does bring out my feminine side. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2268 I need a new therapist; nothing is rolling off this tongue anymore. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2269 Doctor...it sucks 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2270 My dreams have been more sexy and colorful. How did you know? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2271 My Mother never let me put my shoes on the sofa! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2272 I fantasize about being devoured by a pair of ruby red lips. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2273 Yes Doc, from your lips to my left ear. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2274 I feel like a Rolling Stone 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2275 But doctor, I didn't have an obsession with kissing before I got here . 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2276 I'm getting tired of the Stones music every session. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2277 I can't help but feel your just giving my issues lip service. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2278 Is this couch new? It reminds me of Mom. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2279 With furniture, I often get a feeling of intimacy. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2280 I'm feeling blue. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2281 I able to block out everything about her except her lips. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2282 It should be obvious I'm just paying lip service to the process. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2283 I keep dreaming of large ruby lips. 1.2353 0.03977 85 68 16 1
2284 Why do I just want to Tip Toe Through the Tulips? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2285 I don't mean to question you're professionalism but do you think that Rolling Stones Therapy is in the Freudian tradition! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2286 I don't feel I really belong here. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2287 My mother operated a bordello when I was growing up. Maybe that’s why I feel so comfortable with you doctor “ 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2288 I want to sit up. Does this thing smirk?” 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2289 I do feel a little sassier, I guess. But, you know, still petrified with angst. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2290 This feels so good I don't even care that you don't have a degree. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2291 I feel like it should be from these lips to God’s ears. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2292 Do you have another colored couch? This one reminds me of when I cheated on my wife on Valentine's day. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2293 “Maybe we should talk about your oral fixation.” 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2294 Looking at this new couch, I’m starting to think you’re the one with the oral fixation, Doc... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2295 You sure this will help with my oral fixation? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2296 She said I had to choose between the couch and her 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2297 Can I try the Saarinen Womb chair next week? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2298 Seriously Doc, I'm having a deja vu wet sloppy one about Aunt Jennie. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2299 Does that give you a taste of what I have to deal with? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2300 Can I have a copy of your notes? I’m writing my autobiography. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2301 I already have enough issues with my ex, do I have to lie on a couch that looks like her mouth too. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2302 Does this shade look good on me? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2303 Have we talked about my mother's affair with Mick Jagger? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2304 I rule over them with mercy and wisdom...why don’t they love me? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2305 I understand that cheilophobia is your specialty but this couch really isn't that comfortable. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2306 I was entranced. Something a about the lipstick... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2307 Everything just seems to be swallowing me up! 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2308 At first I hesitated when the yelp reviews mentioned "lip service." 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2309 Where do you place your tall clients? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2310 Your lips may be sealed but I feel as if I've never learned to unseal mine. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2311 I dreamed that Marilyn Monroe was shouting,"Pivot! Pivot!". 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2312 Thanks for the lip service doc - this week has been hell. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2313 I am feeling consumed by desire. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2314 You say it's therapeutic but I feel it as lip service. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2315 My world seems so very black and white, until I'm here with you. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2316 No, sex has nothing to do with it... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2317 So doctor...how are you? 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2318 I was hoping that you could lip read. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2319 I'm afraid the Mick Jagger dreams keep coming doctor. 1.2326 0.04729 86 69 15 2
2320 It's getting so bad, even my voices won't talk to me 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2321 Being kissed by these huge lips have solved my problem... 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2322 Just because you can't see red, doesn't mean it isn't there 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2323 I hope you are not going to give lip service to my problems. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2324 You're sure it's okay to kiss and tell? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2325 It's like they say: prepay for six months of couples therapy once, shame on you. Prepay for six months of couples therapy twice, shame on your therapist. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2326 Doc, you're just paying me lip service 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2327 Sometimes I feel like you’re only giving me lip service. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2328 Medicare squeezing you doc? Can't afford new furniture? I can lend you my Lazy-Boy. Only reminds me of my ex anyway. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2329 Fixated on what, exactly? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2330 Doc, this whole “Me Too” thing just has me really on edge. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2331 Man Ray comes to mind. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2332 I have one just like this in my love dungeon 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2333 Doctor, I'm beginning to think that you might be a Republican. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2334 Have any lotion? This couch is dry. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2335 I feel like I'm being swallowed alive. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2336 I'm seeking treatment for kleptomania, not Sticky Fingers. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2337 ...and then, just as I wake up, I get spit out ! 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2338 Everything reminds me of her. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2339 Lately I've been feeling surreal, doctor. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2340 It seems like everywhere I go I see Mick Jagger. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2341 Lying here now, Doctor, makes me think it was all just a Freudian lisp. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2342 Patient has some kind of oral fixation. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2343 My Ex? A very mouthy women. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2344 No tongue. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2345 You were right. Lying down on a sofa, I’m now able to open up about my issues with women. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2346 Yes, my mother was witholding, but can we get to the issue of putting chapstick on this couch first? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2347 This fantasy about sinking into a big red lips, do other of your patients mention it? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2348 I don't know why but I can't stop thinking about the hooker at my stag party. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2349 You know doctor it has not escaped my attention that this couch looks like very voluptuos female lips or is it all in my mind? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2350 I didn’t want a chair with lips 1.2317 0.03801 82 68 12 2
2351 What I am hearing is merely lip service. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2352 I thought this was a massage parlor. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2353 Are you writing oral fixation again? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2354 I know NY rent isn’t cheap, but do you really have to share an office with a brothel? 1.2317 0.04525 82 65 16 1
2355 These lips are billed. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2356 I don't understand. Who is a variation of putting lipstick on a pig? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2357 Hey - this was drawn in the 1960's. How is it that you have a Starbucks coffee? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2358 In 15 minutes I saved 15% on car insurance. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2359 It always feels like something wants to eat me? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2360 I think the Russians have hacked this cartoon. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2361 I can't explain it, but while I'm here I feel unconditionally loved. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2362 You know, my couch at home is now red since the stabbing. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2363 I'm pretty sure I dream in color. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2364 Kiss me, you fool! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2365 ...and then, Mick Jagger licked me." 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2366 I’ve never been kissed 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2367 I think bold red lips can enhance any decor. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2368 We're experimenting with a new technique we call "lipnosis". 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2369 My sense of impending doom by being swallowed is even greater. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2370 I feel blue. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2371 I guess I'll just relax and let the couch do the talking. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2372 I said this must be freudian lips. It was a joke, you don’t have to write that down.” 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2373 You really think this will help my Phagophobia? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2374 Mother always tucked me in with a hug, a kiss and a story. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2375 I need some chapstick. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2376 The patient responds well to lip service therapy. Let's see what happens with the vibrator switch on. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2377 I need a quick power nap before we dive into my subconscious. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2378 The stripper's pole is a nice addition too. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2379 I kissed her once and now everything reminds me of her lips. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2380 I feel you're just paying lip service to my concerns. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2381 You are from Holland, aren’t you? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2382 Is my mother this important? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2383 I know this might be an awkward time to mention it, but I've stopped validating parking too. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2384 It was great when it all began, I was a regular Frankie fan. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2385 What's my problem? Everything is red lips. 1.2317 0.04846 82 66 14 2
2386 Sometimes I feel like I am being swallowed alive. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2387 I feel like every shrink I go to just gives me the same old lip service. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2388 I guess I feel like I’m in a sort of ‘kiss and tell’ situation. 1.2317 0.04355 82 67 13 2
2389 My wife wants to know why I come home from these trysts with lipstick all over my backside. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2390 I wanna go oh oh oh To the late night double feature picture show 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2391 It was that tongue, that damn tougue again. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2392 I feel absolutely fabulous. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2393 I feel so dirty when I leave 1.2317 0.04999 82 69 9 4
2394 Do you mind if I lick your couch? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2395 DON'T WORRY, MY LIPS WILL BE SEALED 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2396 I know I'm tight lipped today. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2397 Is it weird that I’m now considering lip filler? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2398 It's that thing where I'm living Groundhog Day, but it's Valentine's Day. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2399 Remember that commercial where the woman puts a cherry in her mouth and then brings it back out with the stem tied in a knot. Well, I feel like that stem 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2400 Sometimes I feel like useless decoration. Like a gray ribbon on a woman's red hat. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2401 ...and the most kissing I have been getting this week is from this couch!... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2402 There’s not a tongue rolled up in this thing, is there? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2403 John, I like the Stones as much as the next guy; but I'm not so sure I like being the tongue. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2404 I feel lip smacking good. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2405 It’d work better a shade darker. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2406 Love is a thing with foam rubber 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2407 Suddenly I feel consumed by sex. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2408 Her lips were plump and soft, like couch cushions. When I close my eyes, I swear I can still feel them. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2409 And I'd tell you the rest if you weren't her brother. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2410 Sne told me what to do, and I went there in a handbasket. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2411 If this is the couch for oral fixation, I'm wondering what your other furniture looks like. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2412 Big Rolling Stones fan, doc? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2413 From your lips to God's ear. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2414 Doc, to be honest, I only came here to lay on your red couch. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2415 Tulips? No, I wasn't thinking about tulips. Why do you ask? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2416 Don't tell me you're one of those real therapists who keeps notes." 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2417 And she said "read my lips! No new faxes." 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2418 I can't control myself--I'm always seeing red. 1.2278 0.02515 79 66 12 1
2419 This isn't just lip service, is it? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2420 Well, I feel as though I'm being eaten alive. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2421 I do feel romantic — in a post-modern way. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2422 Do you need the couch to have a meaning? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2423 I feel like the world can kiss my ass. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2424 Mick Jagger is out to get me. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2425 I do fear the kiss of death is near. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2426 I think I am going to have trouble opening up about my ex-wife. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2427 You need a red chair. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2428 I just can’t stop this feeling of sexual inadequacy..... 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2429 Hmm...I’m not sure a therapist should advertise, but if you’re going to do it, I guess “You’ll get more than just lip service from Dr. Ken” is as good a tag-line as any. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2430 Whenever I'm here, I keep thinking of old Rolling Stones album covers... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2431 I feel a deep connection to Mick Jagger. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2432 Hey, Doc! Kissy, Kissy! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2433 I'm feeling an irresistible urge to kiss your knees. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2434 Red is my color 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2435 I have this recurring dream of being kissed by my mommy. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2436 I keep having nightmares about being swallowed. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2437 I miss Hotlips 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2438 I feel diminished. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2439 That's right, persistent obsession with Rocky Horror. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2440 Does the lip service come with a massage function? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2441 “I love being smack dab in the lips of luxury.” 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2442 ... and the hallucinations have me believing you give a damn. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2443 I feel I’m stuck in the ‘70s. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2444 Excuse me, I thought this was the casting couch. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2445 Don’t worry. Not a word of this will pass these lips. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2446 Handwritten notes? How quaint. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2447 Start me up? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2448 You have the cutest knees! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2449 And I'll tell you what else I miss about her... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2450 Have I mentioned my uncontrollable terror of the color red? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2451 You can't always get what you want. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2452 I feel like I am being sucked in... 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2453 I had that 'giant man-eating woman' dream again. 1.2278 0.04575 79 63 15 1
2454 I’ve a sense this clinic is no longer operating in the black. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2455 Do you have something a little less red ? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2456 cushy with Mick lips 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2457 I don't know, Doc. It's just that every time she opens her lips, I start seeing red 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2458 These sessions only seem to heighten my sexual fantasies." 1.2278 0.04394 79 65 12 2
2459 Doc, I keep dreaming of Mae West. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2460 You've just got to help me Dr. Scott; I just can't choose between Brad and Eddie. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2461 If I don't find your advice helpful, can I just say, 'Bite me.' 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2462 Sometimes I feel like I am being swallowed up by the world. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2463 I never knew interior design could make me feel so real. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2464 Yes I feel like a crumb 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2465 I’d like more than lip service this week 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2466 I still hear voices, doc, but now they’re rather sensuous. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2467 Am I crazy, doc? Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of sex." -Tom Potter, Ellicott City, M 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2468 Are you really listening or is this just lip service? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2469 Red lips, they're everywhere Dr., I can't escape them. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2470 I can't stop thinking about my maiden aunt kissing me each time she came for a visit. 1.2278 0.02169 79 68 9 2
2471 What makes you think something is eating away at me? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2472 Everything reminds me of her, Doc. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2473 Red was never very becoming for me on occasions such as this. However, I do like the shape. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2474 No, I said ‘coral.’ 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2475 This couch say more about you Doc, than you’ll ever uncover about me. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2476 Wait. Is that actual saliva!? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2477 Strangely enough, Doctor, I'm feeling blue. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2478 She even complains that I kiss like a couch potato. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2479 Hey Doc, did your mom ever kiss you? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2480 Have you ever read the " The Giver" or seen "Pleasantville" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2481 I keep thinking that Mick Jagger's going to stick his tongue out. 1.2278 0.04749 79 66 10 3
2482 I've developed an irrational fear of red lips 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2483 I’m sorry doc, I'm used to being tight lipped. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2484 Did you hear something? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2485 A cardigan, turtleneck and loafers. Isn't that look a bit hackneyed? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2486 The minute she said 'come up and see me sometime', all I could think of was those luscious red lips 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2487 Enough lip service—I need help! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2488 You've asked me about everything except my love life. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2489 Do you care if I take a selfie right now? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2490 Do you really mean that, or is it your usual lip service? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2491 I keep having this crazy dream. I am being chased down the street by Elizabeth Arden. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2492 In all honesty, I like to be the one watching. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2493 Your mood couch is making me angry. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2494 Hey Doc, should we change places"? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2495 But was it ‘lip smacking good’? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2496 Is this a new couch? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2497 Are you suggesting something? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2498 I have no idea. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2499 So, what's the deal with red couches shaped like lips? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2500 No, this makes me feel less comfortable. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2501 It should be a rock and roll reference about the couch being like lips, but it is caption contest number 666, so the hell with it. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2502 Why do you keep asking me questions about furniture? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2503 What did you analyst say about your choice of a couch? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2504 Well, I guess it’s been happening since you had me lie on a pair of huge red lips. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2505 Enough about me. Were you deprived of love and attention as a child? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2506 Add in a massage, and your rates will be worthwhile. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2507 Alexa, order sushi. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2508 Are you sure The Rolling Stones therapy is right for me? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2509 I’m a big Stones fan. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2510 Sometimes I feel like you’re just paying me lip service 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2511 Not much to smile about since Bob Mankoff is no longer cartoon editor at THE NEWYORKER 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2512 Sometimes I feel trapped. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2513 Were you a long-haired student when you bought this? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2514 I'm either being swallowed by Mom or having a paranormal encounter with my collective unconscious...Freud or Jung, you're the doc, take your pick. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2515 What do you mean 'Sometimes a couch is just a couch?' What couch 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2516 Can't put my finger on it, Doctor, but coming here always gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2517 So is this how you Russians deal with nostalgia? 1.2250 0.04864 80 65 13 2
2518 Joke's on you, I'm a realist. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2519 I knew you usually meet with couples, but your couch is just so comfortable. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2520 Okay, I'll free associate; loose lips sink ships, eat me, pucker up... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2521 "Well, it's always been from her lips to God's ear. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2522 These lips are chapped. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2523 Well, it's as if I'm about to be devoured... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2524 I think you are just paying lip service to my condition. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2525 Come to think of it, I haven’t been myself since I lost that stick of chapstick years ago... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2526 Doc,what's black and white and red all over? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2527 I'm embarrassed, I didn't want her to find out but she red my lips 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2528 Are you sure this is ok for someone with an oral fixation? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2529 Out of the mouth of babes... 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2530 I've been having the strangest dreams about Mick Jagger. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2531 I don't know. Is it supposed to remind me of my mother kissing me? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2532 I'm definitely not gay, but every time I'm here I get horny! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2533 So I guess this is what you call a Freudian''s lip? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2534 Silk boxers or briefs?" 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2535 Did I tell you that my mother loved Dolly Parton? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2536 Before we start, I need to know...Are your lips sealed? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2537 Is that Words with Friends? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2538 I can't help feeling it's all lip service. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2539 At last! You see thing from MY perspective! Let’s switch back! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2540 And that's when she stuffed the Pomeranian and a Twinkie in her bag, screamed "I hope your mother gets home soon!" and left. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2541 Sometimes I feel like I'm on a Rolling Stones album cover. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2542 Doc, I fell like life and chewed me up and spit me out. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2543 The color makes me feel safe; it's the same shase as my mother's favorite lipstik. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2544 Do you any more lip balm? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2545 I hope this will desensitize your fear of voracious women. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2546 Feels strangely familiar 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2547 I said for some reason people don't seem to like me. Open your ears, stupid. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2548 Dad should never have said, Read my Lips. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2549 I had the dream where I'm Mick Jagger's tongue again. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2550 Did Mick Jagger really used to own this couch? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2551 It's time for you to kiss and tell. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2552 Where am I? Who are you? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2553 This wasn't my idea of sex therapy. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2554 I have this reoccurring dream of a disembodied mouth wearing red lipstick swallowing me. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2555 And I don't even own a white shirt! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2556 ‘’Put my lips together and blow’ is not working.” 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2557 I have this dream over and over that you are not actually my analyst but a botox salesman. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2558 I thought I was supposed to speak from the heart. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2559 I've always been thin-skinned but now I'm feeling thin-lipped, too. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2560 He's still oblivious of my oral fixation 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2561 When I said I was looking for help with my mouth fetish, this is not what I expected. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2562 My wife doesn't let me put my shoes on our sofa. Thank you doctor, I'm feeling better already. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2563 Feeling like all I get is lip service... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2564 I have this recurrent dream that I am being kissed and swallowed 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2565 I went to Harvard too, but I still can't figure out my cell phone. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2566 I think "the rack" would be more therapeudic 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2567 Ok but-- today-- for ME---It's just a couch, right? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2568 You Freudians make everything about sex 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2569 Is there an additional fee for the lip service? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2570 My sleep number is 35. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2571 You know Doctor Kaplan, I'm beginning to suspect my surreal erotic nightmares might not be about my mother at all. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2572 Though it’s contrary to my outward appearance, I often imagine myself as the tongue in The Rolling Stones ‘lips’ logo 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2573 My mother had a couch like this. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2574 Are you a licensed therapist, or am I just going to get lip service? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2575 Why do I feel it’s always lip service with you? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2576 The lip couch really makes this erotic! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2577 And how did sitting on a giant red lip make you feel exactly? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2578 When I'm with you it's so confusing: I feel like I'm being devoured and kissed at the same time. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2579 But doc, can you really say one of my symptoms is paranoia when you have my lying in a lips sofa and this caption contest number is the name of the antichrist. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2580 I feel like I'm being swallowed by my emotions. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2581 I've recently discovered that the world 's not black and white. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2582 I have heard of a love seat before, but never a love couch. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2583 Mommy issues? You too? 1.2250 0.04864 80 65 13 2
2584 I swear, there's got to be a mother reason for these nightmares 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2585 My wife used to be mad at me for never noticing her lipstick 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2586 Doc, I feel like my life is a Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2587 Is this because of my mommy issues? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2588 ...always the dream, the engorged crimson lips are swallowing me, swallowing me 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2589 This couch is the only pace I feel loved. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2590 Are you listening to me, or just paying lip service like any other shrink? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2591 Can you give me a hint? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2592 So what I;m really paying you for is lip service? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2593 These sessions are the one bit of color in my otherwise gray existence. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2594 So...what's your story? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2595 You know I can see you`re just drawing stick figures fighting kung fu right? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2596 So your diagnosis is red carpet psychosis?” 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2597 I seem stuck in a Freudian oral stage. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2598 Doc, don’t write that down, it was a Freudian slip 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2599 I feel so inadequate. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2600 I don't understand, Doc. It feels like Valentine's Day every time I come in here. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2601 Pretending you're asleep is not part of your therapy, Mr. Johnson. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2602 You think it's an oral fixation? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2603 You rent this place by the hour? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2604 Doc, is there something you want to tell me? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2605 Sometimes a couch is not just a couch, Doc. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2606 Are you knitting? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2607 Doctor, I'm really having a hard time overcoming my oral fixation. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2608 What's with the turtleneck? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2609 Are you ready to switch chairs, yet? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2610 Kiss me, and I'll tell you everything. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2611 Since I have been coming to see you, I have been repeatedly dreaming about Mick Jagger 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2612 I'll ask the questions. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2613 I’m afraid of being swallowed if I get too close to her. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2614 Ohh Charles, I thought it was my turn to play the Psychiatrist... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2615 :Does this mean that my neuroses are just getting lip service?" 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2616 I think I may be stuck in the oral phase a long time. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2617 What's my favorite flower? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2618 It's hard to focus while I'm being kissed. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2619 I feel like I've paid to be on this couch before... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2620 When was the last time you Chap-Sticked this couch? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2621 ...but Mick Jagger rejected me. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2622 I have a love seat instead of a couch. I think it better reflects the atmosphere I want to project. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2623 So I said to the genie, "You can kiss my ass." 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2624 I'm doing much better, Doc. Before we started meeting, I didn't want to ever leave the couch. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2625 You're not just giving me lip service, are you Doctor? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2626 I prefer this couch to the anal phase bean bag 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2627 Need help spelling 'Scylla and Charybdis'" 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2628 How much do you charge the couch when it starts talking? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2629 This couch - from the Loretta Switt collection 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2630 And you really think this will help me get over my Cheilophobia? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2631 Somehow I always feel like a potato during these sessions. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2632 Could we switch seats? This couch reminds me of my mother. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2633 I'm literally being eaten alive. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2634 I hate the color red and feel weird around turtle neck shirts ! But I always better after I leave ! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2635 Do you happen to have any floss? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2636 Sometimes I feel you're just giving my lip service. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2637 Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2638 I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2639 Now I've got lipstick on my collar AND all over the back of my suit. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2640 Is that whole thing I just mentioned about lip service too on the nose? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2641 I can’t account for it, but ever since I’ve been in psychoanalysis, I have developed a strange fascination for Mick Jagger. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2642 I’m just thinking about a cigar. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2643 I actually don't have any problems, I'm just hear because I heard that you have the most comfortable couch. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2644 Do you think that maybe we should change places? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2645 Freudian Lips 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2646 It's been eating me up 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2647 My lips say one thing but mean a mother. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2648 The color red makes me angry. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2649 I’m oral. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2650 I misunderstood your radio ad. I thought it said Lack of Love Counseling, not Lap. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2651 I can't do this anymore, you're weirding me out ... is that curable? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2652 Maybe so, doc, but is it possible that you are the one with the mommy issues? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2653 Nice couch. Have fun with it when no one is here? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2654 I’m sorry that I had to bring my sofa from home, but your sofa didn’t fit my style. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2655 Strange, every session I begin fantasizing about oral sex. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2656 you people 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2657 You see me as more than just a sex object, don't you? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2658 Look, Doc, the "LIPS ARE SEALED" motif is wonderfully comforting but could you talk to me? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2659 Some days I feel like a cold sore. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2660 Are you writing down my Freudian lips, er, slips? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2661 Sometimes, I can't help feeling moist. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2662 My problem is that I tend to see things in black and white 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2663 ..”and I thought I had an oral fixation!” 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2664 This is the closest I’ve been to a woman’s lips in over a year. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2665 Ok Doc, tell me again about this oral fixation theory. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2666 Now I feel like a uvula! 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2667 I told her not to give me lip, and now this couch is all she left me. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2668 I'm torn -- was it the Kiss of Death? Or just a kiss-off? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2669 Every time I come here I find myself preoccupied with my relationship with my mother. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2670 I don't like that we're Cartoon Contest #666. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2671 Everywhere I go, I see her luscious full lips. Am I crazy or do see them too? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2672 I would be more comfortable talking to you if you offer me a drink first before I lie down. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2673 Just out of curiosity, where do you keep the couch for the 'anal stage'? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2674 What do you mean; read my sofa, no more new phobias ? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2675 Would it screw up the whole session if I put my head at the other end 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2676 Kiss my ass. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2677 I don't need your lip service, Doc. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2678 I feel ... wherever I go ... she devours me ... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2679 Once I land on this couch I feel free to discuss all my erotic fantasies. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2680 My brain keeps saying “Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Monroe... 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2681 I see a paper cup and two straws. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2682 And you think I'm the Freudian one" 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2683 Did I mention my Oedipal complex ? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2684 Doctor, I think you have some confirmation bias. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2685 Sir, this really goes beyond my training as a plastic surgeon.. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2686 Even when I'm winning, I still feel like I'm getting licked. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2687 It's 1972, I'm 10 years old, and this sofa's sister did things to me. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2688 Why is your advice always to "Kiss that one goodbye? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2689 My kissing fantasies have actually worsened since I started these sessions. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2690 The couch and chair don't match! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2691 It feels like my whole life is being put on exhibition. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2692 No, I like it. It reminds me of being depressed in college. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2693 Sometimes I feel just like a rolling stone. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2694 Sometimes I think you're just giving me lip service. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2695 Papa was a rollin' stone... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2696 Whoever wins this contest #666 is going straight to hell. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2697 Instead of listening you’re just giving me lip service 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2698 When she told me to read her lips, I knew it was over... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2699 I just feel like all anyone can ever offer me is lip service 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2700 I have this overwhelming urge to change my name to Mick. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2701 Is this couch form "The Love Connection"? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2702 I think I dream in color, but I live in black and white. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2703 How do I know that your lips are sealed? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2704 How is this supposed to help my fear of kissing? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2705 But I can't stop thinking that I'll end up with lipstick on my collar my wife'll kill me. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2706 Why is everything so Freudian? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2707 I can't read your lips. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2708 I can't help but feel you're biased toward a Freudian approach. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2709 I have this persistent dream of being consumed by my mother... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2710 Does the Love seat remind you of anything? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2711 I know it sounds crazy, doc, but somehow you remind me of Mick Jagger. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2712 Watcha got there, Doc? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2713 Sorry, doc, I don't know why I'm giving you such lip today. I know you're trying to help. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2714 So, my fear of used dorm furniture had been getting better. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2715 Our new model has a lower lip 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2716 Does this shade of upholstery go with my phobia? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2717 What do you mean, 'Not everything is black and white'? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2718 So then he said, "you have a big mouth." 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2719 That suggestion sounds like the kiss of death 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2720 I keep giving him signs doc, but the man I love just can't take a hint. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2721 I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2722 Not to get off topic, but was this couch tested on animals? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2723 Sorry, Dr. Williams. Red hot lips always make me sleepy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2724 I take it you're part of the Freudian school. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2725 Do we ALL have mother issues? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2726 I have this recurring dream where I'm being eaten by Marilyn Monroe. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2727 Doc, it just seems that everything reminds me of my mother! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11