Contest #666


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666

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Shouldn’t you be sitting in an ear?”
  2. “Mother wore this color.”
  3. “How do I explain lipstick on my entire suit?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-06-09T21:18:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-06-30T21:21:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-06-24T21:20:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 1, 2019
Number of captions 6228
Number of responses 677561
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You should see the couch they have at the urologist's office. 2.1114 0.00811 9153 2304 3525 3324
1 The last place I saw a couch like this also charged by the hour 2.0570 0.00895 7487 2045 2970 2472
2 What do uou mean MY oral fixation? 2.0281 0.01055 5343 1517 2159 1667
3 Are you going to help me or is this just lip service? 1.9368 0.01098 5049 1707 1954 1388
4 Shouldn’t you be sitting in an ear? 1.8954 0.00974 6894 2651 2313 1930
5 It just feels like everyone is kissing my ass 1.8823 0.01226 4231 1623 1483 1125
6 So this is the famous Freudian's lip. 1.8767 0.01082 5501 2151 1877 1473
7 MY oral fixation?! 1.8723 0.01020 5660 2075 2233 1352
8 Oh, and I suppose that sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.8635 0.01077 4936 1796 2018 1122
9 Can you make the tongue do that again? 1.8536 0.01287 4161 1782 1206 1173
10 No, Doc, I said "tulips" would make your office more inviting 1.8305 0.01020 5871 2375 2116 1380
11 And what couch do you use for anal retentives? 1.8094 0.01193 4429 1898 1477 1054
12 It’s much more comfortable since you injected it with collagen. 1.7935 0.01051 5357 2253 1957 1147
13 These lips stay sealed, right? 1.7717 0.02255 1196 531 407 258
14 I'm just glad I don't have an anal fixation. 1.7535 0.01042 5786 2705 1802 1279
15 The same dream every time--I'm being eaten, while you just take notes. 1.7439 0.01642 2116 944 770 402
16 I also have a fear of being swallowed. 1.7194 0.01251 3524 1605 1303 616
17 Last time I was on a couch like this, I was also paying by the hour. 1.7184 0.01595 2383 1152 750 481
18 The dreams are now mostly about Mick Jagger 1.7135 0.01391 2984 1411 1017 556
19 I feel as if you are only giving me lip service. 1.7034 0.01075 4906 2333 1695 878
20 It stopped. Could I trouble you for another quarter? 1.6949 0.01390 2973 1445 990 538
21 I think our sessions are helping, but my wife keeps asking how I got lipstick on my collar . . . . and my jacket . . . and my pants. 1.6656 0.01668 1950 964 674 312
22 I ask for help, and all you give me is lip service. 1.6629 0.01668 1943 963 672 308
23 Are you sure these lips are sealed? 1.6578 0.01488 2446 1224 835 387
24 It just seems like everyone's trying to kiss my ass. 1.6519 0.01309 3278 1689 1041 548
25 The upper lip is a bit stiff. 1.6456 0.01614 2054 1042 698 314
26 How did I hear about you? Word of mouth. 1.6449 0.01801 1656 843 558 255
27 Quite frankly doctor, I feel like all I get here is lip service. 1.6325 0.01338 2952 1522 993 437
28 I don’t think I’m the one with the oral ‘fixation here. 1.6253 0.01428 2578 1341 862 375
29 Well, Dr. Lipz, I guess I should be grateful Dr. Butz wasn't taking new patients. 1.6247 0.01772 1865 1027 511 327
30 So what's eating me, doc? 1.6232 0.03006 621 335 185 101
31 It's crazy, but everything I see reminds me of her. 1.6098 0.02573 779 412 259 108
32 Something is gnawing at me. 1.6093 0.01670 1830 964 617 249
33 My main problem is that I repeatedly seek advice from people with bad judgment. 1.6000 0.01966 1470 829 400 241
34 You can be honest with me doc. I don't want to just lie here and get my ass kissed for an hour. 1.5896 0.01889 1506 840 444 222
35 Me? You're the one with the oral fixation! 1.5879 0.01883 1485 823 451 211
36 The tongue is a bit unsettling. 1.5751 0.02073 1231 698 358 175
37 You promised results, but all I'm getting is lip service. 1.5699 0.02100 1144 640 356 148
38 This seems to be more about you than it is about me. 1.5686 0.02177 1078 608 327 143
39 Have you got any other advice besides, "You can't always get what you want?" 1.5618 0.03149 550 323 145 82
40 Is this a *Freudian* slipcover? 1.5576 0.02250 972 549 304 119
41 I feel like all I ever get from you is "lip service." 1.5568 0.03743 370 214 106 50
42 Isn't this really more of a love seat than a couch? 1.5543 0.02305 875 485 295 95
43 Sometimes a couch is just a couch, right? 1.5516 0.02283 910 511 296 103
44 Is this a new couch? Or just a Freudian slipcover ... 1.5506 0.02435 879 515 244 120
45 I have the recurring dream that I am a harmonica 1.5477 0.02661 745 441 200 104
46 I’m glad the braces are off 1.5475 0.02604 769 453 211 105
47 I bet you're a Stones fan. 1.5471 0.03210 488 283 143 62
48 You're not fooling anyone doc. You can put lipstick on a couch but it's still a couch. 1.5465 0.02499 796 460 237 99
49 I'm OK with the sofa, but the tongue pillow is creeping me out. 1.5423 0.02154 804 473 248 83
50 I don't get it, doc. Suddenly I'm having these nightmares about the Rolling Stones. 1.5414 0.02515 798 468 228 102
51 How’s your wife’s interior design business doing? 1.5375 0.02559 759 445 220 94
52 The couch is fine, but the nostrils on the ceiling are starting to creep me out." 1.5321 0.02640 731 437 199 95
53 I'm sorry, it's on the tip of my tongue. 1.5270 0.02665 685 405 199 81
54 I prefer the breast couch 1.5269 0.02725 651 384 191 76
55 They're Freudian lips. 1.5239 0.02749 649 387 184 78
56 I don't know how you're doing it,Doc,but I'm starting to believe that I can lick my problems. 1.5236 0.03663 382 232 100 50
57 for some reason I don’t feel like talking about my mother right now. 1.5217 0.03007 531 315 155 61
58 It's the tongue I find unsettling. 1.5208 0.02795 624 373 177 74
59 I see you have an oral fixation too. 1.5208 0.02730 624 366 191 67
60 Yes, I do feel like something is eating at me. 1.5200 0.02746 625 369 187 69
61 A couple of more sessions and we may have this licked. 1.5194 0.02740 618 363 189 66
62 Is this part of the therapy, or just bad taste? 1.5194 0.02790 620 370 178 72
63 I may have an oral fixation, but you’re a classic enabler. 1.5192 0.02795 624 374 176 74
64 I just felt a smirk. 1.5170 0.02822 588 348 176 64
65 Seems like all I get is lip service. 1.5152 0.02818 592 352 175 65
66 Maybe it would help if you sat on a big ear. 1.5146 0.03001 583 363 140 80
67 Your lips are sealed, right? 1.5137 0.02854 582 348 169 65
68 Is this putting your money where your mouth is? 1.5136 0.02832 588 351 172 65
69 Mother wore this color. 1.5122 0.02894 574 346 162 66
70 Is this where I kiss $100 an hour goodbye? 1.5099 0.02964 553 336 152 65
71 Were you really Mick Jagger's shrink? 1.5084 0.02988 533 322 151 60
72 I said my problems were eating me alive. This isn't helping. 1.5073 0.02981 546 333 149 64
73 My problem? Who’s the one here with the sexual fantasy couch and the Hugh Hefner jacket?” 1.5073 0.03070 546 341 133 72
74 Well, I have been feeling better since you got the braces off. 1.5073 0.02959 546 331 153 62
75 I had the dream again. The one where I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.5060 0.03184 500 311 125 64
76 Are these lips really sealed? 1.5047 0.02863 531 312 170 49
77 How do I explain lipstick on my entire suit? 1.5047 0.02985 531 322 150 59
78 I thought you said I would be in good hands? 1.5029 0.03019 523 319 145 59
79 I'm starting to see symbolism everywhere, Doc. 1.5019 0.02953 524 315 155 54
80 I see symbols of sex in everyday objects. 1.5000 0.03001 488 290 152 46
81 Well , you see doc, I can't get no satisfaction. 1.4990 0.02953 499 296 157 46
82 Would you happen to have a breath mint? 1.4970 0.03029 497 301 145 51
83 Really? I'm the narcissist, Dr. Lipschitz? 1.4902 0.03244 461 289 118 54
84 If this couch could talk, right? 1.4878 0.03191 451 278 126 47
85 You know doc, I think this couch says more about you than any story I can tell you about my mom. 1.4873 0.03320 433 271 113 49
86 Actually, I'm starting to question YOUR life choices. 1.4873 0.03304 433 270 115 48
87 I’m not sure that I’m comfortable talking about my mother on this couch. 1.4839 0.03216 434 267 124 43
88 The tongue is making me very uncomforable 1.4838 0.03309 432 271 113 48
89 I don't know why, but I have this feeling people are talking behind my back. 1.4836 0.03841 304 187 87 30
90 I can't escape the feeling that I am in a caption contest..... 1.4832 0.03470 416 267 97 52
91 Her smile still haunts me. 1.4826 0.03182 431 263 128 40
92 I don't know doctor, I just feel I over sexualize everything. 1.4811 0.03149 424 256 132 36
93 I’m glad your couch isn’t French. 1.4803 0.04311 254 160 66 28
94 I leave every session stuck on the thought that I just can't get no satisfaction.... 1.4801 0.03287 427 267 115 45
95 Let me tell you what's eating me. 1.4797 0.03211 419 256 125 38
96 This couch sucks 1.4787 0.03418 399 251 105 43
97 Sofa, so good. 1.4745 0.03347 392 243 112 37
98 So you were Mick Jagger's shrink? 1.4745 0.03443 392 248 102 42
99 Me? I think you're the one with the oral fixation. 1.4734 0.03480 395 253 97 45
100 I could also use a hug. 1.4733 0.03456 393 250 100 43
101 Are you talking to me or the couch when you say "spit it out" 1.4715 0.03384 386 241 108 37
102 I shudder to think how you treat your patients with an anal fixation. 1.4698 0.03535 381 245 93 43
103 You got to be the psychiatrist last time. 1.4684 0.03522 380 244 94 42
104 Me and my big mouth 1.4683 0.03575 378 245 89 44
105 I'm not sure why doctor, but I suddenly feel that I can't get any satisfaction? 1.4683 0.03594 378 246 87 45
106 You can say "Sometimes a couch is just a couch," all you want. This still makes me uncomfortable. 1.4661 0.03473 369 233 100 36
107 ...and you think I’m the one with an oral fixation? 1.4656 0.03449 363 227 103 33
108 I'm guessing you're a Freudian. 1.4645 0.03578 366 236 90 40
109 I see reminders of her everywhere I go. 1.4645 0.03472 366 231 100 35
110 Let me guess. On sale at Target? 1.4642 0.03570 349 221 94 34
111 If these lips could talk! 1.4582 0.03629 347 224 87 36
112 Can I give you a piece of advice? Kiss this couch goodbye. 1.4582 0.03629 347 224 87 36
113 Sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.4582 0.03583 347 222 91 34
114 Doctor, I feel you're just giving me lip service. 1.4582 0.03629 347 224 87 36
115 Shouldn’t yours be an ear? 1.4582 0.03465 347 217 101 29
116 Ceci n'est pas une chaise longue. 1.4575 0.03628 341 219 88 34
117 I can’t possibly be gayer than this sofa. 1.4575 0.03556 341 216 94 31
118 Well, it beats the one with the teeth. 1.4559 0.03612 340 218 89 33
119 Would you by chance have a mint? 1.4551 0.03533 334 210 96 28
120 Something's eating at me, Doc. 1.4512 0.03654 328 211 86 31
121 I don’t recall; but I feel as though it’s right on the tip of my tongue. 1.4486 0.03522 321 201 96 24
122 It's okay, but I think the ChapStick may be ruining my suit. 1.4486 0.03631 321 205 88 28
123 Perhaps you misunderstood, I wanted you to help me with my lisp. 1.4486 0.03839 321 213 72 36
124 No, I don't feel like I'm being tested. I feel like I'm being tasted. 1.4476 0.03679 315 202 85 28
125 $300 per hour, and you couldn't afford a matching chair? 1.4476 0.03893 315 210 69 36
126 These sessions have helped. I now have the courage to tell everyone to kiss off. 1.4476 0.03761 315 205 79 31
127 I have this recurring dream that I’m on tour with The Rolling Stones 1.4452 0.03831 310 204 74 32
128 Wait, are you drawing me? 1.4448 0.03680 308 197 85 26
129 MY fantasies? What about YOUR fantasies? 1.4448 0.03984 308 208 63 37
130 Is this couch doing anything later? 1.4444 0.03839 306 201 74 31
131 I need more than lip service from you 1.4419 0.03798 301 196 77 28
132 You were the only psychiatrist in my network who also had a degree in interior design. 1.4415 0.03696 299 191 84 24
133 Actually, you're the only one who brings up the oral fixation thing. 1.4415 0.03696 299 191 84 24
134 And your black chair. . . what the significance of that choice? 1.4401 0.04052 284 190 63 31
135 Is this the same couch I was on before I took the psilocybin? 1.4388 0.03922 278 181 72 25
136 My obsession? It's your sofa, Doctor. 1.4384 0.03849 292 191 74 27
137 I think your new couch may have swallowed my wallet. 1.4384 0.03940 292 194 68 30
138 I wish you wouldn’t gloss over everything. 1.4384 0.03756 292 188 80 24
139 You're right, not everything is black or white. 1.4384 0.03629 292 184 88 20
140 I'd rather have a hug. 1.4379 0.03774 290 187 79 24
141 Sometimes I think lying is the only thing these lips are good for... 1.4369 0.04345 222 144 59 19
142 And how long have you been practicing out of your daughter's dorm room? 1.4369 0.03899 293 194 70 29
143 You’re right. It’s hard to feel blue on this thing. 1.4364 0.03857 291 191 73 27
144 Its like I'm putting words in her mouth. 1.4355 0.03768 287 185 79 23
145 Well as delusions go, I'm not sure I want it to go away. 1.4351 0.03819 285 185 76 24
146 Nice Freudian slip cover. 1.4351 0.03915 285 188 70 27
147 It really feels like there's something eating at me, Doc 1.4351 0.03851 285 186 74 25
148 Your couch needs a Freudian slipcover. 1.4351 0.03851 285 186 74 25
149 I heard about you through word of mouth. 1.4346 0.03870 283 185 73 25
150 Doc, I'm afraid of large women and somehow it's getting worse. 1.4346 0.04029 283 190 63 30
151 Maybe we should be talking about YOUR mother. 1.4321 0.03963 280 186 67 27
152 Is this what they call a Freudian's lip? 1.4317 0.03851 278 181 74 23
153 Tell me doctor about YOUR relationship with your mother. 1.4317 0.03951 278 184 68 26
154 I've been coming here for decades, lying on this couch, and I still can't get no satisfaction. 1.4317 0.03885 278 182 72 24
155 So what would you call this, a 'Freudian's lip'? 1.4312 0.03971 276 183 67 26
156 Is it me, or does the New Yorker have altogether too many therapy cartoons? 1.4312 0.03836 276 179 75 22
157 So, Bob, what's eating you? 1.4312 0.03732 276 176 81 19
158 I'd hate to see how you treat anal retention. 1.4307 0.04156 274 187 56 31
159 Are these lips sealed as well? 1.4307 0.04025 274 183 64 27
160 Thank you for letting me be the patient today, Bob. 1.4307 0.04025 274 183 64 27
161 I don’t know why, but ....Mick Jagger 1.4307 0.04091 274 185 60 29
162 Sometimes I feel like this world is just eating me alive. 1.4291 0.03739 275 176 80 19
163 I don't know... every time I come here, I feel a little down in the mouth. 1.4280 0.03918 271 178 70 23
164 I feel like a cigarette. 1.4280 0.03883 271 177 72 22
165 Favorite musical? Kiss Me Kate. Favorite movie? Kiss Me Goodbye. Favorite band? Kiss. Why do you ask? 1.4280 0.03776 271 174 78 19
166 Maybe you should see a professional decorator. 1.4280 0.04143 257 172 60 25
167 Well, if you must know, I'm feeling a little down in the mouth. 1.4275 0.04043 269 180 63 26
168 Yes, I do prefer this to the hand chair. 1.4275 0.04166 255 171 59 25
169 To be honest, I only come for the couch. 1.4275 0.03818 255 162 77 16
170 What sofa do you use for someone who is anal retentive? 1.4264 0.04291 265 184 49 32
171 What happened to the giant breast I lay on last week? 1.4242 0.03916 264 173 70 21
172 Forget the therapy, how much do you want for this couch? 1.4237 0.04010 262 174 65 23
173 The collagen injections have really done wonders for the couch. 1.4237 0.03824 262 169 75 18
174 It's a Freudian slipcover. 1.4237 0.03746 262 167 79 16
175 Did you say 'edible?' Or Oedipal? 1.4237 0.04292 262 182 49 31
176 When do I get to meet the rest of your furniture? 1.4237 0.04010 262 174 65 23
177 I think I share better on mid-century modern! 1.4231 0.04141 260 176 58 26
178 Can you help—or am I just paying for lip service? 1.4231 0.04212 260 178 54 28
179 Your couch sucks! 1.4231 0.04105 260 175 60 25
180 So do you have a therapist of your own? 1.4228 0.04311 246 168 52 26
181 So ... sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.4225 0.04127 258 174 59 25
182 Did you write 'Oedipal' or 'edible'? 1.4225 0.03978 258 170 67 21
183 I'm OK. I only come here for the couch. 1.4225 0.03940 258 169 69 20
184 Hey, are you the guy who used to run the love motel over in Jersey? 1.4225 0.04164 258 175 57 26
185 Me and my big mouth. That's why I'm here. 1.4219 0.03883 256 166 72 18
186 With all due respect, I don't think I'm the one with an oral fixation. 1.4196 0.03970 255 168 67 20
187 Are we discussing my oral fixation or yours? 1.4196 0.04009 255 169 65 21
188 I see you've made some Freudian lips. 1.4190 0.04070 253 169 62 22
189 I think the LSD is starting to kick in. 1.4190 0.03912 253 165 70 18
190 I had that dream again, where you have a normal-looking couch 1.4183 0.04356 251 175 47 29
191 I think that was a Freudian lip. 1.4183 0.04429 251 177 43 31
192 I'm really glad we got past the anal stage! 1.4183 0.04319 251 174 49 28
193 What happens when I move out of the oral stage? 1.4177 0.04154 249 168 58 23
194 You think I’m the one with an oral fixation? 1.4170 0.04017 247 163 65 19
195 It's right on the tip of my tongue. 1.4170 0.03976 247 162 67 18
196 For once, I feel loved. 1.4170 0.03976 247 162 67 18
197 I'm not saying I don't like the couch. I just think I might be paying you too much. 1.4170 0.04098 247 165 61 21
198 What oral fixation? 1.4153 0.04125 248 167 59 22
199 My oral fixation? It's not my couch. 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
200 Thank goodness I don’t have an anal fixation. 1.4132 0.04196 242 164 56 22
201 How long until the museum kicks us out? 1.4125 0.04094 240 160 61 19
202 I like the couch, but the giant eyes over there are making me anxious. 1.4118 0.04031 238 157 64 17
203 I've been feeling down in the mouth lately. 1.4110 0.03895 236 160 58 18
204 Do you know your socks don't match? 1.4110 0.04312 236 162 51 23
205 How can you say that I’m a people pleaser when you’re the one kissing my ass? 1.4110 0.04354 236 163 49 24
206 I can’t get no satisfaction. I’m not sure why I just said it like that. 1.4085 0.04238 235 160 54 21
207 I wouldn't say it's a midlife crisis, exactly. More like a mid-century modern crisis. 1.4071 0.04447 226 157 46 23
208 If you ask me, you’re the one with the oral fixation. 1.4069 0.04333 231 159 50 22
209 Dr. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? 1.4061 0.04226 229 155 55 19
210 The upper lip is stiff but the lower lip is incredibly soft. 1.4061 0.04180 229 154 57 18
211 Whenever I come here, I have this feeling I can only describe as 'down in the mouth'! 1.4060 0.04162 234 158 57 19
212 I feel like a slip of the tongue. 1.4060 0.04073 234 156 61 17
213 Have you considered the possibility that it's you who has the oral fixation, doc? 1.4060 0.04334 234 162 49 23
214 Somehow you've helped me realize I like having my butt kissed. 1.4053 0.04158 227 152 58 17
215 May I Dali here a while? 1.4053 0.04387 227 157 48 22
216 Would you think less of me if I rolled onto my stomach ? 1.4053 0.04475 227 159 44 24
217 The mirrors on the ceiling are actually a bit distracting. 1.4053 0.04111 227 151 60 16
218 Is your decorator also a patient? 1.4053 0.04205 227 153 56 18
219 Am I being paranoid, or is this because last session I told you to kiss my ass? 1.4053 0.04387 227 157 48 22
220 Is this some sort of kiss and tell? 1.4044 0.04369 225 155 49 21
221 Did you lose a bet? 1.4044 0.04230 225 152 55 18
222 I really don't feel comfortable talking about my mother on this thing. 1.4044 0.04230 225 152 55 18
223 Mick Jagger was your patient?? 1.4044 0.04459 225 157 45 23
224 Yes, I am a little down in the mouth. 1.4027 0.04353 226 156 49 21
225 I'm not really comfortable saying the first thing that comes to mind. Can we go back to the ink blots? 1.4009 0.04408 212 145 49 18
226 Am I comfortable? I guess so, but honestly, I preferred your Womb Chair. 1.4009 0.04454 222 155 45 22
227 It’s Mrs. Potato Head. She’s all I think about. 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
228 Well, I’m back because last week my wife found lipstick all over me.” 1.4000 0.04293 220 150 52 18
229 Doc, everything reminds me of her! 1.4000 0.04244 220 149 54 17
230 The heat and vibration are nice. Could you turn down the salivation? 1.3991 0.04251 223 152 53 18
231 I feel consumed 1.3991 0.04558 218 154 41 23
232 Are we into my dream or yours? 1.3991 0.04271 218 148 53 17
233 I feel like I’m in a Salvador Dali painting. 1.3991 0.04442 213 147 47 19
234 So...I'm assuming your ex-wife took the leather couch? 1.3981 0.04247 216 146 54 16
235 I'm feeling, well, a little chapped. 1.3981 0.04092 216 143 60 13
236 If you're chilly you can use the tongue as a blanket 1.3981 0.04092 216 143 60 13
237 Can we get the old couch back? I feel like a failed mustache. 1.3981 0.04297 216 147 52 17
238 Just between you and me Doc ... your couch sucks. 1.3972 0.04273 214 145 53 16
239 Something's been eating at me. 1.3972 0.04169 214 143 57 14
240 I feel like I'm putting words into your mouth 1.3972 0.04474 214 149 45 20
241 It’s okay, but I liked the breast-shaped one better. 1.3972 0.04222 214 144 55 15
242 I Can't Get No Satisfaction. But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try. 1.3972 0.04523 214 150 43 21
243 Yes, I want to fuck the couch. Stop asking. 1.3963 0.04476 217 152 44 21
244 I can't help but feel like you're just giving me lip service, Doc. 1.3962 0.04248 212 143 54 15
245 I thought they were called Freudian slips. 1.3962 0.04577 212 152 37 23
246 And you say I have an oral fixation? 1.3934 0.04311 211 144 51 16
247 I don’t know, Doc. It’s just this feeling that I’m being eaten alive. 1.3934 0.04415 211 146 47 18
248 How much for the couch? 1.3934 0.04465 211 147 45 19
249 How am I feeling? I'm feeling glad I didn't come here for help with an anal fixation. 1.3934 0.04614 211 150 39 22
250 Just curious. What percentage of your patients do you diagnose as having an oral fixation? 1.3923 0.04285 209 142 52 15
251 I can't shake this overwhelming feeling of being consumed. 1.3923 0.04121 209 139 58 12
252 I can’t go home with lipstick on my collar again. 1.3923 0.04443 209 145 46 18
253 I think you may be the one with the fetish, doc. 1.3923 0.04391 209 144 48 17
254 This is kind of like "kiss and tell.' 1.3923 0.04339 209 143 50 16
255 Do you have anything YOU need to share, Doctor? 1.3918 0.04571 194 134 44 16
256 Where'd you get the Freudian lips? 1.3913 0.04258 207 140 53 14
257 I just feel like I'm being swallowed up 1.3913 0.04367 207 142 49 16
258 Did your couch just say “feed me, Seymour”? 1.3913 0.04313 207 141 51 15
259 So what kind of couch do you have for patients with an anal fixation? 1.3913 0.04473 207 144 45 18
260 I have the sensation that I am going to be swallowed up by my emotions 1.3913 0.04258 207 140 53 14
261 Somehow it feels like I'm just getting lip service... 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
262 Yes, your sofa reminds me of sex, but so does almost everything. 1.3905 0.04269 210 143 52 15
263 Nice shoes. 1.3902 0.04608 205 145 40 20
264 For 200 bucks an hour I was expecting more than lip service. 1.3902 0.04608 205 145 40 20
265 Sorry, I share my office with a plastic surgeon. 1.3902 0.04555 205 144 42 19
266 Are you sure it's me that has the oral fixation? 1.3902 0.04555 205 144 42 19
267 I'm thinking that using a Groupon for therapy was questionable... 1.3902 0.04395 205 141 48 16
268 When you said to open up, were you talking to me or the couch? 1.3902 0.04340 205 140 50 15
269 I feel like a cold sore... 1.3892 0.04479 203 141 45 17
270 It's not that I feel like I'm being swallowed up as much as being spit out. 1.3892 0.04586 203 143 41 19
271 I have to say, it's more comfortable than the stack of soup cans. 1.3883 0.04378 206 142 48 16
272 My other psychiatrist had a vagina couch... 1.3881 0.04397 201 138 48 15
273 Do you know what's eating me? 1.3881 0.04618 201 142 40 19
274 Thanks for letting me bring my own couch. 1.3881 0.04618 201 142 40 19
275 I dont know how to say it, it's on the tip of my tongue. 1.3881 0.04397 201 138 48 15
276 I keep having this recurring dream that I'm about to get swallowed whole 1.3873 0.04406 204 141 47 16
277 Do you have a couch for every fixation? 1.3873 0.04239 204 143 45 16
278 Freud would have a field day with this couch. 1.3869 0.04369 199 136 49 14
279 Can you just gloss over that last part? 1.3869 0.04427 199 137 47 15
280 I'm wondering, could you leave me and your couch alone for awhile? 1.3869 0.04251 199 134 53 12
281 So... what do your anally fixated patients sit on? 1.3869 0.04369 199 136 49 14
282 I’m a little nervous about what props you’ll be using when I progress to the next stage. 1.3858 0.04278 197 133 52 12
283 If I get lipstick on my shirt you’re explaining it to my wife. 1.3858 0.04278 197 133 52 12
284 I just don’t get the symbolism, Dr. Lipman. 1.3827 0.04102 196 130 57 9
285 Doc, I gotta tell you. It’d make you look a lot better if you just lost the lip shtick. 1.3827 0.04227 196 132 53 11
286 Do you ever get the feeling that everyone is just kissing your ass? 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
287 This is actually the same shade of lipstick my mother was wearing the day she went out for mustard and never came back. 1.3814 0.04499 194 135 44 15
288 You think *I* have an oral fixation? 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
289 Yes, it does feel relieving to finally have MY butt kissed. 1.3814 0.04255 194 131 52 11
290 A new Freudian "slip" cover, Doc? 1.3814 0.04673 194 138 38 18
291 Honestly, I come here not to have my ass kissed. 1.3814 0.04558 194 136 42 16
292 I know when I’m licked. 1.3814 0.04616 194 137 40 17
293 You're telling me that sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.3814 0.04499 194 135 44 15
294 I keep having Jumpin' Jack Flashbacks. 1.3807 0.04621 197 140 39 18
295 And you're sure these lips are sealed? 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
296 This beats my treatment for anal fixation. 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
297 In the name of fairness, shouldn’t you be sitting on a pile of money? 1.3807 0.04786 197 143 33 21
298 I've never noticed how drab your chair is. 1.3802 0.04707 192 137 37 18
299 I can't get Mick Jagger out of my mind. 1.3802 0.04469 192 133 45 14
300 With the amount you charge me per hour, THIS is the couch you decided to buy? 1.3802 0.04530 192 134 43 15
301 My mother wore this shade. 1.3802 0.04345 192 131 49 12
302 I'm not making much progress on my fixation but I'm learning a lot about yours. 1.3789 0.04212 190 130 49 11
303 I can't always get what I want. 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
304 My other personality is asking if it comes in turquoise. 1.3789 0.04310 190 129 50 11
305 Thanks Bill. This new couch is the most affection I've felt in a while. 1.3789 0.04310 190 129 50 11
306 I feel like a cigarette, mind if I smoke? 1.3789 0.04682 190 135 38 17
307 You should see what my proctologist makes me sit on! 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
308 And thanks again for letting me bring my own couch. 1.3789 0.04741 190 136 36 18
309 I hope I don’t come across too tongue-in-cheek. 1.3789 0.04500 190 132 44 14
310 Not everything is due to an oral fixation, you know." 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
311 Am I glossing over something? 1.3789 0.04179 190 127 54 9
312 Can we move on to my foot fetish? 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
313 I feel as if I am being swallowed alive 1.3782 0.04389 193 133 47 13
314 I think the collagen injections have made the couch a lot more comfortable. 1.3779 0.04607 172 118 43 11
315 How do I explain the lipstick to my wife? 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
316 The Freudian lip's a nice touch. 1.3777 0.04655 188 133 39 16
317 I feel like a tongue. 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
318 I hope this shade is smudge proof because my wife does not know that I am seeing you. 1.3777 0.04436 188 132 42 14
319 I think I know why you’re losing clients. 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
320 Ironically, that’s when I told her she could kiss my ass. 1.3777 0.04716 188 134 37 17
321 And, where do you think it comes from, this fear of being eaten? 1.3777 0.04404 188 129 47 12
322 I know it's only a couch but I still feel guilty. 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
323 And I’m the one with the oral fixation? 1.3771 0.04764 175 123 38 14
324 I liked the vagina. 1.3770 0.04720 191 137 36 18
325 Still working on your erotic novel? 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
326 So sometimes it’s just a love seat? 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
327 I don't understand. You say you're a Jungian, but your couch is a Freudian? 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
328 You asked Alexa to find a loveseat, didn't you? 1.3763 0.04811 186 134 34 18
329 By the way, you got a breath mint? 1.3763 0.04368 186 127 48 11
330 I always feel like I'm in a Cartoon in the New Yorker! 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
331 I feel like I'm being consumed by my wife! 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
332 Despite it all, I'm trying to keep a stiff upper lip. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
333 My other analyst saw everything in black and white. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
334 I don't care if it's iconic...it's uncomfortable! 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
335 You think all of my problems are really just oral fixations. 1.3763 0.04689 186 132 38 16
336 Is the couch free Saturday night? 1.3763 0.04368 186 127 48 11
337 Sometimes a couch is just a couch...but not this time. 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
338 Remind me how this will help me get over my oral fixation? 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
339 My life seems a bit surreal these days 1.3763 0.04499 186 129 44 13
340 I feel like a large Tootsie Roll in the mouth of life. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
341 My ear is being reupholstered. 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
342 It's shaped that way because I only offer lip service. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
343 Do you call this talk therapy or lip service?” 1.3763 0.04467 186 131 41 14
344 Thanks, but I still don't feel loved. 1.3763 0.04434 186 128 46 12
345 You're not going to believe this, but Mick Jagger has the same issue. 1.3763 0.04751 186 133 36 17
346 Are you sure I'M the one with the oral fixation? 1.3763 0.04368 186 127 48 11
347 I can't relax......I keep wondering where the teeth are...... 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
348 For some reason I keep thinking of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 1.3757 0.05006 173 125 31 17
349 I’m feeling oddly aroused right now. 1.3750 0.04330 184 125 49 10
350 You know, Doc, without any shame, I do feel more comfortable with people kissing my ass. 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
351 This really isn't helping with my mommy issues. 1.3750 0.04465 184 127 45 12
352 My father was a rolling stone. 1.3750 0.04723 184 131 37 16
353 You took the words right out of my mouth. 1.3750 0.04531 184 128 43 13
354 You seem a bit down in the mouth again, Trevor. Tell me, what’s eating at you? 1.3743 0.04668 187 133 38 16
355 Have you noticed we're not in color? 1.3736 0.04822 182 131 34 17
356 Some chapstick would be nice. 1.3736 0.04359 182 124 48 10
357 What exactly do you mean by “Freudian lip?” 1.3736 0.04428 182 125 46 11
358 ...and I'd like a moment alone with your couch? 1.3729 0.04720 177 125 38 14
359 Really? This is the couch you use to treat my Oedipus complex? 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
360 Sometime I feel like Im just paying for lip service. 1.3708 0.04490 178 123 44 11
361 Right, Freudian Lip. Good one. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
362 Really, I think I just need a hug. 1.3708 0.04630 178 125 40 13
363 So Doc, you really think this will cure my lisp. 1.3708 0.04561 178 124 42 12
364 I'm tired of paying for lip service. 1.3708 0.04419 178 122 46 10
365 She had the most luscious lips, and everything I see reminds me of them. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
366 And then she told me I was objectifying her! Where do women come up with this crap? 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
367 Not a tremendous amount of lumbar support but a collagen injection should firm it up. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
368 What do you mean, “you can’t always get what you want”? 1.3657 0.04815 175 126 34 15
369 I'm starting to think that my real problem is this couch. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
370 does it vibrate? 1.3657 0.04677 175 124 38 13
371 It was on sale. 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
372 No matter how you couch it, it's really just lip service. 1.3657 0.04746 175 125 36 14
373 So, what stage do we cover on the brown sofa? 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
374 Does it bite? 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
375 Fellatio comes to mind. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
376 Me and my big mouth, doctor... 1.3652 0.04410 178 128 37 13
377 I don't know, I always just feel like I'm so close to the kiss of death. 1.3652 0.04410 178 123 45 10
378 Mind if I give you some advice this time?" 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
379 Did I ever tell you about my fear of clowns? 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
380 And, inexplicably, I'm terrified of clowns. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
381 Do you find it odd that we’re both in black and white? 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
382 Doc, I see her lips everywhere 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
383 Now this is lip service 1.3642 0.04493 173 120 43 10
384 And I'M the one in the closet? 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
385 I'm only comfortable when someone's kissing my ass. 1.3642 0.04921 173 126 31 16
386 When I told you last week to kiss my ass, I meant it figuratively! 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
387 I feel like I’m stuck on first base. 1.3642 0.04262 173 127 33 13
388 I know, but sometimes a couch is just a couch... 1.3642 0.04262 173 117 49 7
389 Your couch is chapped. 1.3642 0.04640 173 122 39 12
390 I can't shake the feeling you're just paying lip service to my problems. 1.3642 0.04640 173 122 39 12
391 If this couch could talk... 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
392 Before we begin...can I borrow a breath mint? 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
393 How does it feel? Like a Rolling Stone. 1.3642 0.04989 173 127 29 17
394 I’ve always had Dada issues. 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
395 Maybe you’re the one with the oral fixation. 1.3626 0.04960 171 125 30 16
396 It's eating me up, doc. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
397 What's harder, listening or trying not to laugh? 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
398 This is like the fourth Freudian analysis cartoon that the New Yorker crew has selected in the past six months. I think they must have issues. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
399 I feel like something’s gnawing at me, Doctor.” 1.3626 0.04210 171 115 50 6
400 I just can't seem to shake my oral fixation. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
401 Everything I see reminds me of her. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
402 Of course I'm frustrated. All you ever answer is 'what store do YOU think the couch came from'? 1.3626 0.04331 171 119 43 9
403 So, how do you treat the other fixations? 1.3626 0.04448 171 118 44 9
404 Everywhere I turn I'm reminded of her. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
405 I had the Rocky Horror Movie dream again. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
406 Seems I'm not the only one who can't resist a sale! 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
407 I know that I came here to talk about my problems, but perhaps you have some issues that you'd like to discuss with someone? 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
408 It's a little creepy that it's the same color as my mother's lip stick. 1.3626 0.04674 171 121 38 12
409 Your couch just told me I can't always get what I want. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
410 Having my ass kissed is why I'm here in the first place. 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
411 I feel like I'm surrounded by ass-kissers. 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
412 Big Rolling Stones fan? 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
413 I have to tell you, Doctor, it has become increasingly difficult to discuss my mother since you got the new couch. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
414 I have this reoccurring dream that I'm being swallowed. 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
415 I see you enjoyed my garage sale last weekend. 1.3626 0.05029 171 126 28 17
416 ...so I told her, I've had about all the lip I'm gonna take around here, and she said I should come and talk to you... 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
417 My advice to you, Doc-stay away from garage sales. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
418 Have you considered a Freudian slip cover? 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
419 So what's with the Freudian slipcover? 1.3626 0.04525 171 119 42 10
420 My preference is a therapist that’s all EARS 1.3609 0.04857 169 122 33 14
421 I'm sorry, Doctor! But I just keep thinking, "Loose lips sink ships." 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
422 This is much more comfortable than the mustache. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
423 I'm relieved it's not the French edition. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
424 You sure my insurance doesn't cover the leather couch? 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
425 What shape of couch do the women lay on? 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
426 Do you have any breath mints...?! 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
427 I said “sweetheart, your lips look like my shrinks couch” ....Then she walked out on me. 1.3609 0.04929 169 123 31 15
428 Can you speak up? I’m not a lip reader. 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
429 Doc, I need more than just lip service. 1.3609 0.04635 169 119 39 11
430 Do you think I'll be ready for the labia in a few sessions? 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
431 Are those new shoes? 1.3609 0.04857 169 122 33 14
432 Does this sofa open up? 1.3609 0.04558 169 118 41 10
433 I asked you to help me be a chap who sticks to his guns, not a chap stick that sits on some gums 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
434 I feel as if I've glossed over a few issues. 1.3609 0.04480 169 117 43 9
435 Are you sure it's me who has the oral fixation here? 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
436 I just think it kind of says, "Kiss my ass." 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
437 I feel like when I'm here, I get something my wife never gives me. 1.3593 0.04432 167 115 44 8
438 It was obvious to everyone but me... papa was a rolling stone. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
439 I know I failed the ink blots, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got this one. 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
440 My mother used a different color 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
441 Are you sure this is going to help my oral fixation? 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
442 It seems firmer than last time. Did you add Botox? 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
443 Thank you for seeing me, Dr. Revlon. 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
444 I think you might be the one with the oral fixation. 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
445 At a garage sale? I hope you had it cleaned. 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
446 Very comfortable, is it old Freudian or early Heidi Fleiss? 1.3588 0.04975 170 125 29 16
447 Kiss off ! 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
448 I understand that this is couples' counseling to explore our relationship. Just wondering what my wife sits on. . . 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
449 Where did you say you went to school again? 1.3576 0.04380 165 113 45 7
450 Ooooh! It’s got a tongue! 1.3576 0.04626 165 116 39 10
451 Sometimes a couch is not just a couch. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
452 I’m feeling a little down in the mouth 1.3576 0.04463 165 114 43 8
453 O k, read my lips! 1.3576 0.04705 165 117 37 11
454 I used to sit in that same chair. 1.3576 0.04860 165 119 33 13
455 I know I need to work on my Dada issues. 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
456 Is that a tongue I feel? 1.3576 0.04935 165 120 31 14
457 What couch? 1.3571 0.04759 154 108 37 9
458 Mother/Dali complex, eh? 1.3571 0.04944 168 123 30 15
459 I had you pegged as more of a Beatles guy. 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
460 Restoration Freudware 1.3558 0.05051 163 120 28 15
461 I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
462 Frankly, I like the Beatles more. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
463 And this time try not to gloss over it. 1.3558 0.04005 163 115 41 7
464 Mick sent me. 1.3558 0.04975 163 119 30 14
465 I don't know, Doc., I'm just feeling a little down in the mouth. 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
466 A whole body blow job! Thank you, Doctor! 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
467 My oral fixation? You want me to talk about MY oral fixation? 1.3553 0.04887 152 108 34 10
468 I would return it and get the sectional. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
469 Yes, I'm color blind. Why do you ask? 1.3540 0.04613 161 113 39 9
470 You’re not a Rolling Stones fan are you? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
471 Actually, I more of a Beatles fan. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
472 I don't think I can say anything about my wife. I already feel like she's talked to you. 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
473 Yes, this is already not helping. 1.3540 0.05093 161 119 27 15
474 Where'd you get that chair? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
475 You don’t happen to have a giant half smoked cigarette we can dangle out of this couch. It would make it so much easier to talk about my mother. 1.3540 0.04655 161 116 34 11
476 I feel pouty. 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
477 How about $75 an hour and I’ll reupholster this couch in earth tones? 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
478 I understand your couch is designed to look like lips, but why is it moist? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
479 I’ve always liked having my ass kissed. 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
480 Do you mind if I lie on my stomach? 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
481 Is it an edible complex? 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
482 Read my lips. No more psychoanalysis. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
483 I feel like your choice of this sofa is a cry for help. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
484 I fear the Apocalips is coming. 1.3522 0.05213 159 119 24 16
485 Is this where you say “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”? 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
486 I was joking when I said, "Bite me!" 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
487 I've been thinking about growing a moustache. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
488 Did you say 'Freudian slips', or 'Freudian's lips'? 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
489 Give it to me straight, Doc. No lip service. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
490 It gives me comfort to know you're a Stones fan too. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
491 How much longer 'til we arrive at the genital stage, Doc? 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
492 To be perfectly honest, this is the most aroused I've felt in months." 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
493 This isn’t helping my fear of intimacy. 1.3522 0.04384 159 109 44 6
494 Recently, it feels like the world might chew me up and spit me out. 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
495 Is it possible YOU'RE the one with the oral fixation? 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
496 I dunno doc, but sometimes I think you want me to make everything about sex, even if it isn't. Is this a new couch? 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
497 Do you mind if i have a few minutes alone? 1.3522 0.04733 159 118 28 13
498 To be honest, Doc, I'm not sure this "Emoji Immersion Therapy" is working for me.... 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
499 Are you really listening or just kissing my butt? 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
500 So Mick Jagger is your patient too? Does he get more satisfaction than I? 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
501 You can put lipstick on a sofa,Dr. Dali,but it's still a couch 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
502 I expect more than lip service. 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
503 I just can't seem to get me no ... well ... satisfaction. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
504 I feel guilty as hell for not taking off my dirty shoes. 1.3522 0.04474 159 110 42 7
505 Now I get why it’s called ‘kiss and tell.’ 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
506 Perhaps I should be asking the questions. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
507 Hello, Dalí! 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
508 What happened to the high-heel chair? 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
509 Since I have become CEO, I feel like everyone is kissing up to me. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
510 I don't know why, Doc, but it's only during our sessions that I feel the need to wear a garter belt, mesh stockings and very high heels. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
511 If this couch could talk, what would it say? 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
512 Doc, a stiff upper lip just isn' t a cure-all. 1.3522 0.00713 159 118 39 2
513 They tell me you’re the best therapist in Las Vegas! 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
514 Do loose lips comfort Freudian slips? 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
515 Everything just seems surreal nowadays. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
516 Sometimes a giant red lips couch is just a giant red lips couch. 1.3522 0.05136 159 118 26 15
517 Yes, L- I-P-S-C-H-I-T-Z! 1.3522 0.04562 159 111 40 8
518 And I have a recurring dream that I am being eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
519 Just to recap, a moment on the lips is going to cost me what exactly? 1.3503 0.05336 157 119 21 17
520 For some reason, I keep thinking of Holland. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
521 My crisis as a corporate mouthpiece is materializing in ways I never thought possible - I see loose lips everywhere 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
522 Love the Freudian Lips, by the way. 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
523 Suddenly I feel loved for the first time 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
524 I've got an overwhelming urge to masticate. Is that normal? 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
525 Given my issues with women, should I be on this one? 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
526 Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her. 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
527 Tell Donald my lips are sealed 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
528 What do you mean that I am obsessed with sex. It’s your couch! 1.3503 0.04506 157 109 41 7
529 Doc I'm having these recurring dreams about being the subject of some dumb-ass cartoonist! 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
530 As a matter of fact, my mother did wear this shade of red. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
531 Does the anal stage have a couch too 1.3503 0.04770 157 112 35 10
532 In my line of work we call this 'leading the witness'. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
533 Doc, I feel like a harmonica. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
534 Do you mind if I speak to your couch alone? 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
535 This is my 19th nervous breakdown. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
536 Did your couch just whisper, "Feed me..."? 1.3503 0.05181 157 117 25 15
537 Sorry, my lips are sealed 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
538 Life sometimes feels like a gentle kiss but mostly it sucks 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
539 I have recurring dreams of being swallowed. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
540 Hmmm... your mother gave you this couch? Go on please. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
541 My Mother had the same couch. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
542 She says I put words in her mouth. 1.3503 0.04321 157 107 45 5
543 There is some mistake. I was referred here for the red carpet treatment 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
544 I can handle the couch, but not the tongue. 1.3503 0.04506 157 109 41 7
545 So what exactly is an oral fixation? 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
546 Don't get me wrong, it's been nice talking to you but how did you get in my house again? 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
547 Oops, I shouldn't have said that. Me and my big mouth. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
548 Have you considered therapy? 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
549 What's eating at me? 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
550 I keep having this dream where I'm trapped in IKEA. 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
551 Yes, I am quite uncomfortable, thank you. 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
552 Let me guess, oral fetish? 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
553 Does this couch fold out, by any chance? 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
554 Is a couch sometimes just a couch? 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
555 As your Therapist, I work much better when I'm lying down.... 1.3484 0.05145 155 115 26 14
556 A kiss on the cheeks was just what I needed. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
557 My inner adolescent likes it. But my inner child wants a racing car. 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
558 I feel like you're trying to tell me something. 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
559 I think we should switch places. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
560 Why do I feel I'm only getting lip service? 1.3484 0.05063 155 114 28 13
561 What do you mean, "I'll feel better in a lick"? 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
562 This isn't what I had in mind when you said 'immersion therapy.' 1.3484 0.04539 155 108 40 7
563 Do you ever feel like the MeToo movement is just waiting to sink its teeth into you? 1.3484 0.04720 155 110 36 9
564 Is there an actual name for the irrational fear of being suffocated by Lady Gaga's lips? 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
565 Just about everything I see reminds me of her. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
566 I always feel I'm getting the big kiss off. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
567 Do you find people open up more now? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
568 Who else shares this office? 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
569 Just whose oral fixation are we discussing here? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
570 Would you like to talk about your oral fixation, Doctor? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
571 How long will you be filling in for Dr. Frankenfurter? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
572 You think I’VE got an oral fixation. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
573 My life seems to be one Freudian's lips after another. 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
574 For some reason, this couch speaks to me. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
575 A kiss is just a kiss, but this is ridiculous. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
576 I see a red couch and I want to paint it black. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
577 I can't get no satisfaction, Doc. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
578 Did you Botox your couch? 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
579 What do you mean - down in the mouth? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
580 Lately, I feel like I’m on everyone’s lips. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
581 I have this fantasy about oral sex, Doc .... 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
582 What do you mean, 'Spit it out?"' 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
583 I like this new red Freudian lipcover, uh, slipcover. 1.3464 0.04478 153 106 41 6
584 I still see her ruby red lips everywhere. 1.3464 0.04526 153 109 36 8
585 Can you give me an hourly rate with just your couch? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
586 I was told you could cure a fixation on breasts. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
587 You mean, sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
588 I've tried to tell you before Doc. I'm stuck in the anal stage, not oral. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
589 I keep putting my foot in my mouth. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
590 Actually this is a furniture store 1.3464 0.05106 153 113 27 13
591 The first word coming to my mind is, "Houlihan." 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
592 What do you mean, lip service? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
593 I'm so tired of all the ass-kissing. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
594 What do mean sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
595 I feel like I’m stuck in a New Yorker caption contest cartoon that frankly is just not very funny. 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
596 No, really. This is much more comfortable than the chattering teeth. 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
597 Well, what about YOUR oral fixation? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
598 …and by the way, this couch is not helping. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
599 Is this one of those times when a sofa is just a sofa? 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
600 Will these lips move if I lie? 1.3464 0.04573 153 107 39 7
601 No therapeutic purpose actually, just a crazy bargain at a garage sale. 1.3464 0.05021 153 112 29 12
602 Sometimes my life just feels like an actual New Yorker cartoon. 1.3464 0.04891 153 113 28 12
603 Doc, can you get a more depressing couch? 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
604 This is the weirdest interview I’ve ever had 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
605 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try 1.3464 0.05272 153 115 23 15
606 By the way, your couch sucks. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
607 So you really think I am orally fixated? 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
608 Sometimes I dream that I'm a cold sore. 1.3464 0.04935 153 111 31 11
609 Is there meant to be saliva on this couch? 1.3464 0.04758 153 109 35 9
610 Is it weird to be aroused during therapy? 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
611 I don't know exactly. Something is just eating at me. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
612 I'm glad you got rid of the Venus Fly Trap. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
613 I'm sure I would do better on a couch that doesn't remind me of my mother. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
614 Did I mention that I also wet the bed. 1.3444 0.05236 151 113 24 14
615 I keep dreaming that I’m being eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.3444 0.04887 151 109 32 10
616 I'm not looking forward to the anal retentive couch. 1.3444 0.05151 151 112 26 13
617 Doctor, with all due respect, I believe YOU are the one with the oral fixation,” 1.3444 0.04796 151 108 34 9
618 Then she swallows me whole and I wake up screaming. 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
619 But is it art? 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
620 Thank you for accepting a non-traditional couple. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
621 I'm glad you don't think I'm anal. 1.3423 0.05108 149 110 27 12
622 Incidentally, what happened to your giant hand chair? 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
623 I suddenly have a compulsive need to use Chapstick. 1.3423 0.04928 149 108 31 10
624 I don’t need therapy, I just like your couch. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
625 The sofa could really use a Freudian slipcover. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
626 How did I find you? Well, word of mouth, I guess... 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
627 Do you have a blue couch for Democrats? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
628 Your sofa likes me. 1.3401 0.04579 147 103 38 6
629 If only this couch could talk. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
630 You're the one with the stiff upper lip. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
631 I keep dreaming of melting watches. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
632 I thought this part of the story stayed in Vegas. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
633 Doc, am I your only patiennt stuck in the oral stage? 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
634 I had that dream again... the one about my mother's lipstick. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
635 I made a Freudian lips. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
636 My one concern about beginning this process with you is the turtle neck...its a bit ostentatious. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
637 I am suffering from a fear of being swallowed. 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
638 I'm looking for more than lip service, doc. 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
639 Never mind my oral fixation.... where can I get a love seat like this? 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
640 Vintage never fits the way you think it will. 1.3401 0.04476 147 102 40 5
641 Why do I feel you couch everything as Freudian? 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
642 From my lips to your ears 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
643 I know it's only rock and roll but I like it. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
644 I feel like everybody is chewing me up and spitting me out. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
645 Your Yelp reviews raved about the couch. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
646 I keep dreaming I'm one of the Rolling Stones. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
647 Do I have any lipstick on my collar? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
648 I had no idea that getting my ass kissed would be therapeutic. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
649 How much am I paying for this lip service? 1.3379 0.04561 145 104 34 7
650 I don't come here for lip service. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
651 It's like I see parts of her everywhere I go." 1.3379 0.04613 145 102 37 6
652 Why, yes, Papa was a Rolling Stone. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
653 Doc, I need real answers, not just lip service. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
654 Loose Lips Sink Shrinks 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
655 I'm not sure why but ever since I've begun therapy here I've wanted people to kiss my ass. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
656 I feel surprisingly comfortable opening up to you. 1.3379 0.04561 145 109 26 10
657 Really? MY oral fixation? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
658 Doc, my wife's gonna kill me when she sees the back of this suit. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
659 Let me guess. You're a Freudian therapist. 1.3379 0.04508 145 101 39 5
660 So far all I've gotten from you is lip service. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
661 Yes, I know I'm orally fixated. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
662 It's getting harder to explain the lipstick on my collar. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
663 What comes after the oral phase, again? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
664 Come on, you're a psychologist; this couch has to remind you of something. ** . 1.3379 0.04002 145 114 20 11
665 It's just on the tip of the tongue. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
666 Why do you think all of your patients are orally fixated? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
667 Actually, I'm thinking you might be the one with the oral fixation. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
668 Since coming here I've had nightmares about being eaten by a giant version of my mother. 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
669 I'd like you to imagine that *you* are the cigarette. 1.3379 0.04767 145 106 30 9
670 I hope my wife doesn't notice the lipstick. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
671 Lately, I've been having nightmares about being eaten alive by Mick Jagger. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
672 How do I know you're not just giving lip service, doctor? 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
673 I guess this means it's time to confront my oral fixation? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
674 This has been a real breakthrough for the "Oral" stage, but I'm a bit concerned about your furniture in the next room. 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
675 Did you say it was probably a Freudian's lip? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
676 My apologies if I misspoke when I laid down, Doctor. It must've been a...Freudian Lip. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
677 'I am telling you, Doctor, this sucks. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
678 Do you hear whispers ? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
679 All the life is being sucked out of me. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
680 I've been feeling a little down in the mouth. 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
681 I've been a little down in the mouth lately. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
682 I appreciate a good yard sale bargain as much as the next guy but... 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
683 I keep glossing over details. 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
684 Hold on, it's right on the tip of my toungue ... 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
685 It feels like I’m just lip-syncing. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
686 Can’t you just read my lips? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
687 Maybe you should work through your own oral fixation first Doctor. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
688 I'm not sure why, but I come here and always feel like singing happy birthday Mr. president. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
689 I’ll give you a hint: the elephant in the room is not an elephant. 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
690 I'm terrified that she'll yawn. 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
691 I take you have experience with oral fixation? 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
692 I’m okay with your décor for the oral stage, but doesn’t Freud say the next one is anal? 1.3379 0.04716 145 103 35 7
693 I’m at a Freudian crossroads between Chapstick and dental floss. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
694 Tomorrow night we do my fantasy, Dear. 1.3357 0.05339 143 108 22 13
695 I was told that I would be speaking with Dr. Jagger... 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
696 To be honest, my Rolling Stones obsession didn't start until I started seeing you. 1.3357 0.05339 143 108 22 13
697 My wife is complaining about the lipstick stains." 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
698 But, enough about me... 1.3357 0.04907 143 106 27 10
699 I should've been a tongue depressor. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
700 I have this recurring dream that I'm being swallowed by a femme fatale." 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
701 No offense, but I’m not the only one in the room stuck in the seventies... 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
702 Just one quick question-I’m not paying you for lip service am I? 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
703 Doc, do you ever feel like telling the whole world to just kiss off? 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
704 Was the womb model out of stock? 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
705 No, I don't feel love. I feel like I'm being tasted. 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
706 Now, regarding your oral fixation... 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
707 Lately, I just cain’t get no satisfaction! 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
708 Something’s eating me, doc, but I don’t know exactly what. 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
709 I have the feeling I’m about to be eaten alive, doc. But I only feel that way here in your office. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
710 Sure you can help me with my fear of saying 'no' to interior decorators? 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
711 I have this nagging fear I'm about to be swallowed up. 1.3357 0.04432 143 99 40 4
712 And you say I’m the one with an oral fixation? 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
713 And people who have daddy issues, what do you make them lie on? 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
714 This gives "From my lips to your ears" a new meaning 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
715 I feel like a smoke. 1.3357 0.05152 143 106 26 11
716 I often feel like the world just wants to spit me out. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
717 Things just aren't as black and white as they used to be, doc. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
718 It's comfortable, but it's not my shade. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
719 Today I'm letting the couch do the talking. 1.3333 0.04576 141 104 29 8
720 Doctor, this is just plain wrong. 1.3333 0.04520 141 101 34 6
721 These lips don’t lie! 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
722 I'm been having recurring fantasies of Carol Channing. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
723 If I remember tripping while lying on one of these back in the 60s does it mean I didn't? 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
724 So this is what it feels like to have your ass kissed. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
725 You’re not listening. Father called me “dipstick,” not “lipstick.” 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
726 I just can't get no satisfaction. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
727 Yes, doctor, but now instead of my stepmother, I keep dreaming of Tim Curry. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
728 So what kind of couch should I expect for “second base” therapy? 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
729 Can I adjust this tongue cushion? 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
730 I come here, I feel like I could finally just tell her to kiss my ass. 1.3333 0.04170 141 108 24 9
731 Everyone thinks I'm a sucker. 1.3333 0.05215 144 108 24 12
732 I feel like everyone is giving me lip service.... 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
733 It all started with her big mouth! 1.3333 0.04685 141 100 35 6
734 I just came for the couch. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
735 My feelings aren't the only thing eating away at me, doc. 1.3333 0.05294 141 106 23 12
736 I'd rather not answer questions about my mother on this couch. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
737 I'm starting to think you're the one with the oral fixation. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
738 Why do I get the sense that your analysis is just lip service? 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
739 Tell me more about your fear of being eaten alive. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
740 I know you said to expect side effects, but I'm beginning to feel like I should have gone with the blue pill. 1.3333 0.04576 141 99 37 5
741 If it’s just lip service why is it $180? 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
742 I keep seeing her lips everywhere I go. 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
743 You think Jagger's shrink has got a couch like this? 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
744 'I remember when your office was a brothel.' 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
745 I'm getting mixed messages from my ex-wife, my new girlfriend and now this couch 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
746 Nothing's ever just black and white is it Doc? 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
747 Bold decorating choice but it’s making me a bit uncomfortable. After last week’s session I dreamt I was a cigar. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
748 'I got it in the divorce.' 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
749 Each time I leave here, I feel there's something that I should tell her. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
750 I've been dreaming about Angelina Jolie again. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
751 It’s actually comfortable, but is it meant to remind me that I am loved, or that I’m about to be consumed by my issues? 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
752 I think I feel a tongue... 1.3333 0.04897 141 102 31 8
753 This is the same lipstick shade my mother wore. 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
754 You know, sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
755 Read my lips: I have issues. 1.3333 0.04685 141 100 35 6
756 Is it supposed to be moist? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
757 I don't know why I keep thinking about oral sex. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
758 Then again, I favor Victorian 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
759 I'm having my 19th nervous breakdown 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
760 What does your hot tub look like? 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
761 Perhaps you have a racy little pillow for my shoes?” 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
762 I’m on the tip of its tongue 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
763 When can we talk about my own fixation? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
764 All I hear is blah, blah, blah... 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
765 ..:and sometimes I come to rest on other exaggerated parts of her body. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
766 Can we go back to the ink blots? My pants are soaked. 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
767 It makes me feel like I'm being devoured, but in a good way. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
768 Fears of being devoured follow me everywhere. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
769 This sucks. 1.3309 0.05535 139 107 18 14
770 Doctor, every slip of the lips doesn't need to be couched in Freudian terms. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
771 Your office decor isn't helping my oral fixation. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
772 I can see her everywhere. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
773 Well yes, I have been to quite a few Rolling Stones concerts. Why do you ask? 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
774 What's love got to do with it? 1.3309 0.04885 139 103 27 9
775 Is this for real or am I just paying for lip service? 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
776 See, and my wife won’t even let me keep the leg lamp. 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
777 Yes, I definitely feel more loved now. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
778 I'm telling you again, the signal was as green as this couch! 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
779 Your orifice furnishings don’t compel me to embrace your Freudian paradigms. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
780 Sometimes it feels like I’m just paying you for lip service. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
781 Nothing you say makes much sense, but I'm only here for the couch. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
782 I have anxiety of being swallowed up by everything around me 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
783 What I really need is a hug. 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
784 I feel like you are just giving me lip service. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
785 Before we begin,could I see your confidentiality agreement. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
786 Would you like to talk about your couch choice? 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
787 You know, doc, there are times when I believe I'll never lick this thing. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
788 Played with your mother’s lipstick , did you? 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
789 Sometimes, I just feel like I'm being swallowed whole. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
790 I’m just so down in the mouth lately. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
791 I bet you diagnose a lot of people with oral fixations. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
792 Are you sure you don’t want to tell me about this couch? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
793 Actually, I think it’s this couch that’s helping me, not you! 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
794 So, on Mondays, we deal with my oral fixation and on Thursdays we deal with my anal retentiveness? 1.3309 0.05344 139 105 22 12
795 You’ve got to stop showing up every time I lie down on this couch! 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
796 To be completely frank, this may not be the most conducive environment to break my sex addiction. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
797 I totally relate. My mother also wore red lipstick. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
798 My mother never let me sit on her couch. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
799 Why do I have the feeling you’re not the right therapist to help me get over my sex addiction? 1.3309 0.04611 139 103 28 8
800 Are these the ones that sank all the ships? 1.3309 0.05441 139 106 20 13
801 ...and now there's this recurring nightmare about being devoured. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
802 Would you recommend just keeping a stiff upper lip? 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
803 I feel like I'm missing something really obvious here. 1.3306 0.05085 124 89 29 6
804 Doc, whenever I'm here I feel like I'm being sucked in. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
805 I don’t know what it is, but every time I visit your office I feel down in the mouth. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
806 I’ve had the Edward Gorey color palette dream again. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
807 ...and by the way, smetimes a couch is NOT just a couch. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
808 And how do you handle anal fixations? 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
809 How do I know it's a kiss and not a smirk? 1.3285 0.04872 137 104 23 10
810 Was Mick Jagger one of your clients? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
811 Yard sale or consignment shop, Doc? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
812 Frankly, I think you’re the one who needs help. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
813 Do you happen to have a breath mint? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
814 From these lips to your ears 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
815 I get it, doctor -- "you can't always get what you want." 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
816 Sometimes I feel like my problems are eating me alive. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
817 Do you also have a special couch for your female patients? 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
818 I'm feeling absolutely delicious. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
819 Sometimes I feel you are just paying lip service to my problems. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
820 I'm afraid of being smeared. 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
821 If I say any dirty words will it bite? 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
822 I feel like these sessions are eating me alive. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
823 Sometimes I feel like she’s eating me alive. 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
824 You know, I think I feel more at ease when we use the black moustache. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
825 I take it you’re a big Stones fan. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
826 Since you bought this new couch, I've developed an 0edible Complex. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
827 I sense my wife has already given you her side of the story. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
828 Oral what? 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
829 Have anything less pouty to lay on? 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
830 At the end of the day, I still can't get no satisfaction. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
831 No, I didn't notice anything different. Is that a new tie? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
832 I'm not sure why, but I want to kiss your couch. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
833 Do you use a different couch with your female patients? 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
834 I feel like a couch tomato! 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
835 I fear that I'm paying extra for lip service. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
836 I don't know, everything reminds me of Angelina Jolie 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
837 I feel like Im becoming her mouthpiece 1.3265 0.05123 147 111 24 12
838 What, you couldn’t afford the matching chair? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
839 I feel like everything is always on the tip of my tongue. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
840 After seven years of therapy, I feel like I'm only getting lip service . 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
841 Just spit it out. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
842 For some reason I am reminded of my first wife 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
843 Doctor, I've heard of Freudian slips, but Freudian lips?!" 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
844 Are you sure you aren't an abnormal psychologist? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
845 Don't worry about confidentiality. My lips are sealed. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
846 Judging by the couch, you don't do marriage counseling. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
847 I feel like you just give me lip service. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
848 Should I consider this a love seat? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
849 Yes the lips are very comfortable, but what happened to the rest of her? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
850 I feel like my whole being is about to be swallowed up. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
851 And then I dreamt that Marilyn swallowed me whole! 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
852 Lately, I've been dreaming about The Rolling Stones. I have no idea why -- I don't even LIKE The Rolling Stones. 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
853 The giant crib is more comfy and has a cool mobile." 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
854 You say your mother left you this chair? 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
855 Lip service... interesting. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
856 I feel you’re just giving me lip service, Doc. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
857 Is smile therapy proven? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
858 I'm not paying for lip service, doc. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
859 I am haunted by guilt for not having first removed my shoes. 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
860 Unfortunately my lips are sealed 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
861 You’re kidding Doc; You’ve really never noticed 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
862 I said, “Read my lips.” 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
863 We'll definitely need another session if this couch reminds you of your mother... 1.3259 0.04741 135 99 29 7
864 Read my lips: I want Prozac. 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
865 From my lips to Freud's ears 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
866 You knew Salvador as well? He was fun, wasn't he. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
867 I feel insignificant...like a speck of food about to be wiped away by a giant napkin. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
868 How many smackers will this session set me back? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
869 What are you a doctor of? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
870 Do you have anything for patients with an anal fixation? 1.3259 0.05133 135 100 26 9
871 My biggest issue today is why this couch is red and everything else is black and white. 1.3259 0.05446 135 103 20 12
872 Yes. It is the kiss of death. 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
873 What do you mean " start me up? " 1.3259 0.05547 135 104 18 13
874 I am very anxious about a slip of the tongue. 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
875 So Mr. Henderson, why do you think you said lips when I said couch? 1.3252 0.05476 123 92 22 9
876 My speech writing career topped out with 'Read my lips.' 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
877 Even here I feel like she's swallowing me whole. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
878 Dr Lipschitz why do I suddenly feel like everything in my life is surreal 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
879 I didn't realize we both had oral fixations. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
880 Doc, I feel you place to much emphasis on the oral phase. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
881 I had the most distressing cold sore on my shoulder last week, do you think it's psychosomatic? 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
882 I thought the whole idea of coming here was to not to be down in the mouth. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
883 I preferred the flamingo float toy for regression therapy 1.3233 0.05602 133 103 17 13
884 It's on the tip of my tongue 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
885 I must say, not everything about the '70s was bad. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
886 I take it you want me to start talking more during our sessions? 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
887 And people think that I'm sick. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
888 I ‘m not feeling the love. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
889 I feel like we are just paying lip service to my issues. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
890 Rocky Horror Show? Never heard of it. 1.3233 0.04719 133 95 33 5
891 What kind of couch do you use for the anal retentive? 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
892 Could I have a hug, too? 1.3233 0.05179 133 99 25 9
893 #metoo 1.3233 0.04658 133 102 22 9
894 Write this down. I don't like red. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
895 I’m glad I didn’t confess to an anal fixation. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
896 Wow, the brothel look has really taken over. 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
897 Lately in my nightmares, I'm smothered in mustard. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
898 I miss the Stones! 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
899 'Could you please make the lips quiver a bit?' 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
900 Must have been a good sale. 1.3233 0.05068 133 98 27 8
901 The dreams continue, Doc! All my relationships appear monochromatic, but inanimate objects vibrate with vivid colors and shout out sexual symbolism... and I feel somehow that our therapy sessions are not helping. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
902 I don’t know, Doc... I’ve just been feeling... a little puckered out. 1.3233 0.04838 133 96 31 6
903 From these colorful and comfortable lips to God's ears. 1.3233 0.05500 133 102 19 12
904 As I've been telling you, not everything is black and white. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
905 Do you have anything a little less oedipal? 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
906 I don’t have any problems, but can I pay for an extra hour? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
907 Remind me, you said you share this space with a "Film" studio?" 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
908 Doctor, I'm expecting results here, not just lip service. 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
909 Is this just lip service? 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
910 Do you think I'm still stuck in the oral stage? 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
911 I can't seem to stop thinking about the Kardashians. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
912 For a therapist, you're quite literal. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
913 I'm afraid our time is up. You can put your money where the mouth is on your way out. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
914 This is why I don't like telling you about my dreams. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
915 Is therapy the kiss of death? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
916 Don't just give me lip service doc, tell me what's wrong with me. 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
917 I feel as though I,m being swallowed up 1.3206 0.04998 131 96 28 7
918 Doctor--add oral fixation to the list . . . 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
919 Can you give me more than lip service? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
920 Salvador Dali said what? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
921 Perhaps start with an oral history 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
922 It's weird, everywhere I go, it's like she's mocking me. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
923 It makes me feel a Jung man again 1.3206 0.04879 131 95 30 6
924 Does it make everyone talk more, or just me? 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
925 I feel like a misdangled cigarette 1.3206 0.05447 131 100 20 11
926 Why do I feel like this is all just lip service? 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
927 What's the co-pay on lip service? 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
928 I don't pay you $200 per hour to provide me lip service. 1.3206 0.05114 131 97 26 8
929 Well, I wouldn't exactly couch it as a fantasy. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
930 And please don't say that comment was a "tasty morsel"! 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
931 Are you enjoying the Freudian slip-cover? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
932 ...watch your tongue 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
933 I said I had a problem with a lisp. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
934 You shouldn't let your wife decorate for you. 1.3178 0.05390 129 98 21 10
935 And I thought I was the one with an oral fixation. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
936 Can we switch back now? 1.3178 0.05160 129 96 25 8
937 My wife hates me. My kids hate me. My boss hates me. Why am I not President? 1.3178 0.05610 129 100 17 12
938 This is how I got in trouble with my first wife. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
939 You have no idea how comforting it is to have a mid-last century analyst. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
940 I keep dreaming of floss 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
941 When I’d heard you were influenced by Dali, I’d assumed they meant Lama, Doctor. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
942 Someone here is fixated, but I don't think it's me. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
943 Doctor, why can't I get no satisfaction? 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
944 A voice in my head keeps whispering, 'Feed me Seymour, feed me'. 1.3150 0.05668 127 99 16 12
945 Yeah, well, as your upholsterer, I think you need to take a long, hard look at these drapes. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
946 So if you feel I'm no longer trapped in the oral phase, why do I feel so comfortable here? 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
947 I just want to make sure - this is from my lips to your ears only, right? 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
948 I'm not one to kiss and tell. 1.3150 0.05556 127 98 18 11
949 Strangely, my fear of intimacy seems to be worse whenever I'm here with you. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
950 Well it is more comfortable than the cigar couch 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
951 I'm hearing voices again. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
952 I've been wondering... Do you ever find anything in the cushions? 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
953 To be honest, I prefer what I used to get for my $400 in this room. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
954 Just write that I'm being very cool about the couch. 1.3120 0.05257 125 94 23 8
955 I'm feeling down in the mouth. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
956 Do you have a couch for each psychosis? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
957 I feel like I'm about to be eaten alive 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
958 I''m a Rolling Stones fan; I dig the couch. But maybe we can talk about why you chose it before we delve into why I paint everything black? 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
959 I have to be seen four times per week for the next five years? Well Doc, that takes care of your problems but what about mine? 1.3115 0.05344 122 92 22 8
960 Pretty soon, cars will drive themselves, emails will write themselves and the only job left will be interpretive dance 1.3103 0.05254 116 86 24 6
961 Yes, I have this ongoing fantasy that I won the caption contest at the New Yorker. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
962 I have this unsettling nagging feeling that women want to devour me. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
963 I hope this doesn't rub off on my collar. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
964 My honest opinion? The red is a bit much. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
965 Really?? You think I am the one with an oral fixation? 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
966 Doctor, I'm in love with your couch. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
967 I just feel like we're not talking about the surreal issues 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
968 'Try Botox. Gave this old sofa a new lease of life.' 1.3089 0.04778 123 94 22 7
969 You do realize this couch has a tongue? 1.3089 0.05787 123 97 14 12
970 It’s not what you think. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
971 And what if my wife finds lipstick on my collar? 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
972 In my recurring nightmare I'm being chased by a giant Mick Jagger. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
973 Did I tell you how much I love your red couch? 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
974 Doctor, maybe you're the one with an oral fixation. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
975 This isn't helping with my intimacy issues. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
976 Well doc, the dream begins with a woman trying to devour me . . . 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
977 I feel like a drab grey fixture in a technicolor world. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
978 I don't think The New Yorker can afford color ink. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
979 So, you specialize in oral fixations? 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
980 Doc--I think YOU have issues. 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
981 I need you to gloss over it one more time. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
982 To be honest, I think my oral fixation is getting worse. 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
983 I never knew Revlon had its own shrink. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
984 I think you're just paying me lip service. 1.3089 0.05307 123 93 22 8
985 My girlfriend thinks I have an oral fixation. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
986 I feel licked 1.3089 0.05180 123 92 24 7
987 I feel like my whole life resembles a bad Andy Warhol piece. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
988 Where did you say this couch came from? 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
989 You already have all the subtext you need. 1.3089 0.05049 123 91 26 6
990 This is not helping my oral fixation. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
991 I can’t get no satisfaction . 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
992 You're pretty sure it's an oral fixation? 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
993 Regardless, I prefer to bring my own couch. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
994 Doc, I try and I try, but I just can’t get no satisfaction. 1.3058 0.05609 121 94 17 10
995 Can we explore my recurring dream about The Rolling Stones? 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
996 I think it was YOUR mother that made you choose this couch. 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
997 I feel something's been gnawing at me lately." 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
998 I'm fine, thanks, now can I ask about the couch? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
999 It feels like you’re just giving lip service to my problems. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1000 So, you're a Rolling Stones fan? 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1001 I'm just having a little trouble adjusting to living in Las Vegas. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1002 Since we started our sessions I no longer see things as black and white 1.3058 0.04817 121 88 29 4
1003 It's part of Rooms To Go new Freudian collection 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1004 Even your couch laughs at me. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1005 Enough about my mother, let's talk about your oral fixation, Doctor. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1006 I'd appreciate if you'd just look up once in a while and read my lips. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1007 You don't think Freud would have anything to say about this? 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1008 Something's been eating me up, doc. 1.3058 0.05358 121 92 21 8
1009 It kinda sucks. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1010 I almost forgot. I have to leave early to pick up my wife at Sephora. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1011 I think you're orally fixated too. 1.3058 0.05485 121 93 19 9
1012 Sometimes it just feels like I'm speaking through someone else's lips. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1013 I guess everything isn't always black and white. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1014 My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1015 This doesn't do a lot for my oral fixation. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1016 I’m in love with a geisha. 1.3058 0.04039 121 93 23 5
1017 Everywhere I go I’m reminded of her. 1.3058 0.04958 121 89 27 5
1018 There isn’t a moment when my mother isn’t eating me alive. 1.3058 0.04522 121 91 25 5
1019 Pardon me doctor but isn't that my check book? 1.3051 0.05036 118 87 26 5
1020 You better stick to Psychiatry. You're delusional if you think you have a future in interior design. 1.3043 0.05548 115 88 19 8
1021 Actually, no, it doesn't sooth me. It reminds me that nobody loves me. 1.3043 0.05265 115 86 23 6
1022 Really? Or are you just giving me lip service? 1.3043 0.05408 115 87 21 7
1023 Delusion? No I am Mick Jagger! 1.3043 0.05119 115 85 25 5
1024 No it is not my unconscious desire to be eaten. It really is shaped like a mouth. 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
1025 Is it just me or is it a bit warm...moist...breathy...seductive...illegal...sinful in here? 1.3043 0.04967 115 84 27 4
1026 Feels like lip service to me. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1027 Are you filing your nails while I’m talking to you? 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1028 Up until this moment, I've lead a colorless life. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1029 Do those Ferragamos spark joy? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1030 I'm not afraid of exploring my anal and phallic stages. It's the furniture that frightens me. 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1031 Does this couch make me look pale? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1032 Thank you for exactly matching the color of Mommy's lipstick. 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1033 Enough about me. I think we need to talk about your relationship with your mother. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1034 It's very nice, but if you don't mind, I'd really like to talk about my estranged son. 1.3025 0.04707 119 86 30 3
1035 Everyone's talking about me behind my back, doc; I'm on everyone's lips and I hate it! 1.3025 0.04782 119 89 25 5
1036 It's really been eating at me. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1037 Is it true you analyzed Mick Jagger? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1038 Oedipus shmoedipus...I’m telling you this couch looks like my mother’s lips. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1039 Do you think this makes me look hot? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1040 How much for an extra hour, Doc? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1041 I just don’t know... sometimes lying here I get this feeling that life is swallowing me up 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1042 You'll never believe it, Doc. It was surreal. 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1043 Why do YOU think I only talk about sex here? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1044 So, you have a Salvador Dali fetish too? 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
1045 I met a gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis... 1.3025 0.04929 119 90 23 6
1046 Frankly, I feel like you are giving me lip service. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1047 What will you take for the couch? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1048 Huh. For some reason I thought you were Freudian. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1049 Listen you’re the Psychologist , you tell me the significance of a red couch in a black and white world. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1050 I feel like I’m constantly being swallowed by this existential angst 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1051 You just wrote down "oral fixation," didn't you?! 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1052 Would it be wrong to ask for a hug? 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1053 The Rolling Stones' Separation Anxiety Tour 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1054 Do you mind if I roll over? 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1055 Your couch somehow reminds me of my mother 1.3025 0.05411 119 91 20 8
1056 It might make therapy seem like lip service. 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1057 What is your couch trying to tell us, Doctor? 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1058 And you know what REALLY chaps my ass? 1.3025 0.03591 119 92 23 4
1059 Frankly, I think you're just giving me lip service 1.3025 0.05141 119 89 24 6
1060 I'm concerned that if we overcome my oral fixation, your interior designer will also move to the next stage. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
1061 So, are you now more comfortable trading places? 1.3011 0.06074 93 71 16 6
1062 Sometimes a set of luscious red lips is just a set a luscious red lips 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1063 I keep having this feeling I will be eaten alive 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1064 Thanks for letting me bring my own couch doc. I think it'll help me talk through my oral fixation issues. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1065 This is the dream I was telling you about. 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1066 For some reason I’ve been feeling especially alluring. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1067 Your couch needs a breath mint. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1068 Since I've been coming here, it feels like people are talking about me behind my back. 1.2991 0.04421 117 83 33 1
1069 I feel like I forgot to floss. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1070 I keep telling myself a kiss is just a kiss. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1071 All I can remember is sinking into her huge ruby red lips. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1072 Is this couch transitioning, too? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1073 Doc, I'm not paying you for lip service here. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1074 Could we switch seats while we explore my mommy issues? 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1075 Maybe we should be trading seats .... 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1076 It is complex, I feel as though I am about to be simultaneously loved and eaten. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1077 It makes me feel like I’m on the tip of its tongue. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1078 I feel like she’s swallowing me whole 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1079 Maybe you're the one having a midlife crisis. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1080 Did I just make a Freudian lip?” 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1081 I feel as if I'm lying on a huge pair of lips, but that may just be my inner Freud talking. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1082 I had a nightmare about this couch - I dreamed that I owned it. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1083 I feel like you're just giving me lip service, doc. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1084 Is that a Mont Blanc? 1.2991 0.05465 117 90 19 8
1085 We take Freud's 'oral fixation' theory very seriously. 1.2991 0.04743 117 85 29 3
1086 And then I dreamed that a crazy billionaire playboy had been elected President.. 1.2991 0.05188 117 88 23 6
1087 Doc, I can't help feeling like this is a kiss off session. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1088 What do you do for patients with an anal fixation? 1.2991 0.05728 117 92 15 10
1089 My last therapist gave me lip service too. 1.2991 0.05044 117 87 25 5
1090 Now, read it back to me. This time in a French accent with a slight lisp. 1.2991 0.05598 117 91 17 9
1091 Ok...but when you make the referral can you say ‘persnickety’ instead of ‘obsessive’? 1.2991 0.05821 107 83 16 8
1092 I don’t have a problem. I just love your couch. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1093 What is the couch for a woman? 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1094 How long have I been asleep? 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1095 Sometimes I get this irrational feeling that I'm being swallowed alive. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1096 I'm color blind. Why do you ask? 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1097 And that's when I realized that I'd never be like Mick Jagger. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1098 Doctor, it's only here where I feel the love. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1099 For some reason I feel that I Can't Get No Satisfaction ... 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1100 I don't know, no matter where I am, I just feel like I'm living in a hyper-sexualized culture. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1101 I sometimes wonder what I am missing being color blind. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1102 Why, yes; I DO believe in subliminal messages. 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1103 I thought it was the lap of luxury 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1104 The problem is me and my big mouth. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1105 Is it true that sometimes a couch is just a couch? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1106 Are you really listening or are you just giving me lip service? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1107 My life feels so surreal. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1108 A Freudian's lip? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1109 Frankly, my oral fixation worsens during our sessions. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1110 Did your mother wear bright lipstick? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1111 There’s something gnawing at me. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1112 My old shrink was a hack. He insisted I had an oral fixation. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1113 Why yes, being in this position has been a fantasy of mine. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1114 Mmm...what exactly was the big idea behind bringing your own couch..? 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1115 Tell me more about your Mick Jaggar infatuation . 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1116 I feel the love, now what exactly is the question? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1117 i know it's your office doc but how do i explain the lipstick stain to my wife" 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1118 Thats it doc..... sometimes a kiss is just a kiss 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1119 I see you are stuck in the oral stage 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1120 I just feel so chapped. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1121 I do want more romance in my life, but isn’t this taking it too far? 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1122 A breakthrough is so close, I can almost taste it. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1123 I always feel like you're taking my wife's side. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1124 Wow, I never realized until these sessions, but I think she is just consuming me." 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1125 My addiction to contemporary furniture is becoming an issue. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1126 You’re not writing this down, are you? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1127 I feel like I'm being swallowed up, you know? 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1128 So, Doctor, how long have you had this Marilyn Monroe fetish? 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1129 Doctor,I think you're the one with the oral fixation. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
1130 It’s Freudian slip, not lips 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1131 This is amazing, and it just came to me out of nowhere: I have an oral fixation. 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1132 So Mick Jagger used to live here? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1133 I can’t explain it, but for some reason I’m feeling down in the mouth. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1134 Can I take my shoes off? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1135 Of course, I appreciate confidentiality--but SEALED WITH A KISS? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1136 I’ve heard Jagger used to be a patient of yours. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1137 Tell me again, why is this called the Steven Tyler / Mick Jagger approach? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1138 I keep thinking I smell cherry chapstick 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1139 Surrounding my Oedipis Complex with Surrealism really is not helping! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1140 Maybe we should talk about YOUR mother. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1141 I don't know, everything just reminds me of her lips 1.2920 0.04650 113 82 29 2
1142 Sorry Doctor, was that a Freudian lip? 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1143 Sometimes I just feel like the world is about to open wide and swallow me whole, you know, doc? 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1144 I'm sorry, doctor. I can't escape the feeling that I'm stuck in a Dali painting. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1145 Do you ever feel like you are being swallowed by your emotions? 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1146 I can't help but think that you may not be best suited to cure me of my oral fixation. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1147 So why do you think you can't sleep 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1148 I have this strange feeling you're just giving me lip service. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1149 Hot lips Houlihan..i cant get her out of my mind 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1150 I seem to have developed an oral fixation 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1151 I agree that this might speed things up, but my mother's lipstick was not nearly this red. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1152 Are you doodling? 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1153 I tell you, Doc. This Oedipus thing is eating me alive. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1154 Night after night,I dream of being in a Dali painting 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1155 Your sharing office space with a brothel is no big deal, but I think I'm stuck to the couch. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1156 Her lips were almost as big as this couch 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1157 From your lips to God’s ears, I have NO issues with my father. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1158 You’ve got to help me doc. I always have the feeling that I’m being eaten alive. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1159 No, I don't think I have an oral fixation. I think I know myself a bit better than that. Nice couch by the way." 1.2913 0.05455 103 78 20 5
1160 You know, I've always wanted to buy this couch from Design Within Reach but I'm glad you did because, honestly, it's not that comfortable and it wouldn't pair well with the rest of my living room. Anyway, I still don't know why my children hate me. 1.2909 0.04253 110 85 21 4
1161 I know what you're thinking. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1162 I’m the doctor. My sexuality isn’t relevant 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1163 Why do I feel that you are just giving me lip service? 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1164 I feel this couch is only amplifying my size insecurities... 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1165 I feel like I'm just getting lip service.... 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1166 Your wife redecorating again? 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1167 I think this is just lipservice. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1168 I'm tired of putting lipstick on my problems. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1169 I just feel like I'm about to be swallowed whole, Doc. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1170 I’m just not feeling the love. 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1171 How many smackeroos will this run me? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1172 I don't think you can just kiss it and make it better 1.2895 0.04616 114 83 29 2
1173 The love seat is pretty comfortable, though this seems an odd position to discuss my investment strategy in. 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1174 I don't know Doc,. I feel like I'm being eaten alive 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1175 I heard you are the best for oral fixations. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1176 This is wonderful. I'm no longer feeling blue. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1177 I can’t get no satisfaction, doctor. 1.2883 0.05919 111 89 12 10
1178 Sorry, but I am still feeling blue. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1179 Wherever I go I see red lips. 1.2883 0.04413 111 87 19 5
1180 We’re just trolling the readers of the New Yorker with yet another damned psychiatrist cartoon, aren’t we? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1181 I have this weekly fear I'm gonna be eaten alive... 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1182 I have this constant feeling of being eaten alive. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1183 And how would you define "oral fixation?" 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1184 I feel compelled to talk about my oral fixation. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1185 Read my lips, I...Think...You...Suck. 1.2883 0.05259 111 87 17 7
1186 You know, there’s something about this couch that makes me want to open up and talk more. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1187 Dr, I'd be more comfortable letting the couch do my talking. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1188 You’re not just giving me lip service, are you? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1189 For some reason, as soon as I start talking to you, I feel like a cigarette. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1190 I take it this room used to be the honeymoon suite? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1191 I'm a lip reader, not a mind reader. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1192 I always feel down in the mouth for some reason.... 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1193 I FEEL like I'm just paying for lip service. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1194 Pig on a lipstick 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1195 This isn't helping with my Mick Jagger obsession. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1196 You bet I'm depressed. Why is my cartoon caption never selected? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1197 I really feel down in the mouth, but I can’t say why..... 1.2883 0.05020 111 88 16 7
1198 I just can't shake the feeling that my oral fixation only seems to rear its head when I am talking to you. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1199 No, that was just the couch burping 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1200 I try and I try, but I just don’t seem able to get any satisfaction. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1201 Doc! I can't stop thinking about the way she used to kiss me! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1202 I love your new Boca office, Dr. Firth. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1203 This sofa makes me feel like talking. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1204 After six months of these appointments, I feel like all I'm getting is lip service. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1205 Does this pillow represent a cold sore? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1206 Oral fixations aside, I think we are making progress. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1207 I thought the memory foam would help me remember. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1208 I'm torn between a matte and a glossy finish for this session. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1209 It was such a surreal dream — I can’t seem to shake it. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1210 I feel like “oral fixation” is your go-to. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1211 This is much better than your colon couch 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1212 "At least I'm not stuck in the anal stage. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1213 I keep dreaming I'm in The Rocky horror Picture Show. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1214 Really. I only think of infidelity when I'm in your office. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1215 Are erotic thoughts permitted? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1216 I feel like the world is eating me alive. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1217 She bites my head off every chance she gets. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1218 Before we begin, I do agree that Psychoanalysis is a lip-service industry. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1219 After our sessions are over, I just tell everyone to kiss off. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1220 I wish you had gone more mid-century modern and less tap-into-my-deepest-anxieties. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1221 Did you know my mother? 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1222 Is it normal to have a Freudian lip in your office? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1223 Do you find that a love seat works better than a sofa? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1224 Mind you , most of my fantasies are in black and white . 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1225 Why do I get the feeling that you want to kiss me off? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1226 Well Doc, I have a fear of cannibals. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1227 I think I'm over my fear of women wearing red lipstick. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1228 Yes, my illusions about becoming a Republican are reaching new heights. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1229 In the dream the hotdog asks me where I went to collagen. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1230 No, I don't kiss and tell. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1231 My dermatologist suggested I try lip therapy. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1232 Put me down for Frebruary 14th. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1233 I'm not paying you to kiss my ass.. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1234 It's time to kiss mommy goodbye. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1235 I appreciate that you never tell me to kiss off! 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1236 Yes, but the teeth. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1237 If only this sofa could talk, eh Doc? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1238 I know YOUR lips are sealed, but what about your couch? 1.2883 0.04505 111 80 30 1
1239 Why, yes, as a matter of fact, Mummy DID wear bright red lipstick. Why? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1240 So you're saying I may be merely paying lip service, instead of facing my problems. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1241 Just read my lips, doc. I don’t feel like talking today. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1242 Perhaps I should be the one taking notes. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1243 Can't wait to see the couch you use when I graduate from the oral phase! 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1244 Really, it's frustrating when all of the answers seem to be on the tip of my tongue. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1245 Your new decor is not helping with my sex addiction. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1246 Lip service? Is that all I get for two-hundred-twenty-five dollars an hour? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1247 Do you tell all your clients they’re stuck in the oral stage of development? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1248 Well I guess when you credited yourself as the “Love Doctor”, I didn’t have this in mind 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1249 I feel like a rock and roll icon when I am here. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1250 I'm starting to think I have an oral fixation. 1.2883 0.04505 111 80 30 1
1251 My wife’s going to know I’ve been at the therapist. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1252 Do you read lips? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1253 So after the divorce all you had left was a box of red crayons, this couch, and a pair of scissors ... and you want to talk about my childhood? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1254 I believe the whitening treatment was overkill! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1255 At every office visit, for some reason I have flashbacks of "Kiss Me Kate"! 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1256 I feel as though Marilyn Monroe is devouring me. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1257 An oral fetish? Does anyone say it doesn’t remind them of lipstick? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1258 I keep dreaming I'm being eaten by the Rolling Stones. 1.2883 0.04505 111 85 22 4
1259 Have a recurring nightmare that I'm sleeping on a large, red pair of lips. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1260 Mind if we gloss over the Oedipal stuff, Doc? 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1261 Sometimes I think I'm just a slip of the tongue to you. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1262 Chapstick? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1263 It feels like you're giving me lip service, Mr. Maybelline. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1264 Can you couch this in terms I can understand? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1265 At least it's not wet. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1266 All you do is work, Phil. Come sit next to me. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1267 When I’m here with you, for some reason, I just feel tongue tied. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1268 I do tend to gloss over things. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1269 I have problems with women. In fact, sometimes I feel like I'm being eaten alive 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1270 Sir,do you think I can have my chair back and start asking you the questions now? 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1271 Ever get the feeling that you're just not taken seriously? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1272 Do you have something less,I don't know,moist? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1273 My thoughts are blue, this couch is red- tell me now how to mend my head 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1274 I just feel like things have been eating me up" 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1275 I believe it's you who has the oral fixation, dear Doctor! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1276 Run that by me again? You think I'M the one with an oral fixation? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1277 I think I need more than lip service. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1278 Wow, Doc. This sofa really says it all. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1279 I feel you're only giving me lip service. 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1280 Then she kisses me with her big red lips and I wake up. What does it mean, Doc? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1281 I need something more than your lip service. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1282 The shape- the color -the hue! All reminders of your lucious curvaceous wife. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1283 Doctor, I think my oral fixation is getting worse, not better. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1284 Hey Doc. Are you sure that oral fixation diagnosis is not just a projection? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1285 This is an unorthodox way to cure my Philematophobia. 1.2870 0.05271 108 82 21 5
1286 Nope... still uncomfortable 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1287 What I'm thinking?" Loose lips sink ships 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1288 At first, it seemed like it would be tight-lipped. But it's actually quite comfortable. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1289 You aren’t the “kiss and tell” type, are you? 1.2870 0.05432 108 83 19 6
1290 Your pen is out of ink. 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1291 I realize I'm here because of my inability to focus but that's a really great jacket. Can I ask where you bought it? 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1292 You're the oral fixation expert, what do you think? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1293 Has this couch been tested for STDs? 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1294 Could I try the father issues couch next time? 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1295 Now, you tell me about your wife. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1296 So far all I've got from you is a bunch of lip service. 1.2844 0.05544 109 85 17 7
1297 To be honest, I feel like you’re just giving me lip service. 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
1298 Have you read The Vagina Monologues? 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1299 I hope you got this on sale. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
1300 Read my lips no new issues ! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1301 But isn't it an improvement from the last time, when I had the blues? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1302 Analyze me like one of your French girls. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1303 So you think I'm the one with the oral fixation? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1304 Was your last patient crying? The pillow is wet 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1305 Doc, call me nuts--but I'm thinking the printer may have gotten a deal on red ink. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1306 I like your new couch, doc. Any chance I can lay face down?" 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1307 Expensive lip service, Doc 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1308 I never trust anyone with a turtle neck 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1309 I see what you're going for here, but my mother wore a different shade of lipstick. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1310 I may have “glossed” over some of the most important parts. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1311 Why did you give up marriage counseling? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1312 You’re the one with the oral fixation. 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1313 Before I start, can we talk about you first. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1314 Have you got any chapstick? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1315 My designer said it spoke to her 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1316 Why do I get the feeling that I'm only paying for lip service? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1317 I feel so inadequate. I never win the New Yorker caption contests. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1318 By the way, I like your company name: Kiss and Tell. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1319 It's Dalian, not Freudian. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1320 And then my mother said, "Don't give me any more of your lip!" 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1321 I keep looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1322 I'd like this session in a more serious shade." 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1323 I’ve heard you’re the best therapist in the Poconos 1.2830 0.05958 106 85 12 9
1324 I keep seeing a big long red tie; what does it mean. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1325 Why am I now experiencing a premonition that I going to be swallowed by Lady Gaga? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1326 I can't escape the feeling that people are only giving me lip service. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1327 For once I would like to be brutally honest with you - I hate the new couch. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1328 Sorry, but as a Marriage Therapist, I only have a love seat. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1329 It's the red; it just screams vanity and insincerity. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1330 Redecorating to get this couch for your narcissistic patients was brilliant -they'll love getting their a** kissed. 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1331 Time´s up, next week: Vagina! 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1332 ‘Oral fixation’, you say? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1333 Is this couch going to leave a stain? That's how I got in trouble the first time. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1334 You're not just offering me lip service, are you? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1335 Getting back to my oral fixation... 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1336 Exactly whose mother are we talking about? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1337 At least your lip service is covered by my insurance. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1338 It just all seems like lip service. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1339 I don’t know, for some reason I can’t get the words out. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1340 I just want to know. Are those Freudian's lips 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1341 An oral fixation. How so? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1342 Your new couch makes me want to smoke some weed and blast some Stones tunes. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1343 Add Dentophobia to the list. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1344 From my lips to yours. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1345 No more lip service, Please ! 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1346 I can’t help but get the impression that you are biased when you say that I am stuck in the oral stage 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1347 And then, Doctor, he said, 'If we could prove the President clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so.' 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1348 From God's mouth to your ear! 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1349 A little Barry White should do the trick. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1350 Sometimes doc, I feel like you are just giving me lip service. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1351 Doc, I need help. I can't figure out my sleep number. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1352 Stiff upper lip and all that. 1.2830 0.04880 106 86 13 7
1353 Kinda goes with the turtleneck 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1354 You can't always get what you want? That's your advice? Boy, Mick Jaggeran therapy sucks! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1355 First off, I would like to thank you for making yourself available for this parent teacher conference. 1.2830 0.05149 106 85 14 7
1356 I feel lipstuck. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1357 I was fine when we started now I'm feeling pouty. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1358 By the way, I like the Freudian slip-covers 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1359 Is everything about sex? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1360 Any idea why I only feel down in the mouth when I come here, Doc? 1.2830 0.05236 106 83 17 6
1361 Oh, and you think I have Mommy issues! 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1362 Frankly, doctor, I was hoping for more than lip service. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1363 You've certainly aroused my id but I'd prefer your super-ego couch. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1364 Read my lips - no new lapses! 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1365 Reverse psychology, no? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1366 Can we agree to dispense with the same old lip service I've gotten from every other therapist? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1367 Did I tell you that's a lovely jacket you have on. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1368 I feel like my past is eating away at me. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1369 Accused of an oral fixation, can you believe it? 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1370 I feel so...loved. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1371 Each week I feel you’re only giving me lip service 1.2830 0.05805 106 84 14 8
1372 I tell you Doc, I think I'm going crazy! Ever since she and I broke up, I imagine that I see her luscious red lips everywhere I go. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1373 All I can think about is oral sex.. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1374 No, I'm not reminded of my mother. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1375 My therapy here has taught me it’s not all black and white. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1376 Quit kissing my ass, Doc. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1377 I should have beleived them when they said you would kiss it and make it better. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1378 ‘I think you might be right doctor. I hadn’t thought if it before, but oral fixation makes sense...’ 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1379 I’d like to move beyond your standard lip service. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1380 I know you’re a love doctor, but this couch is a little much, no? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1381 You say Mick Jagger once owned this apartment? 1.2830 0.04972 106 84 16 6
1382 Can you split the bill evenly between my personalities?" 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1383 I have this recurring dream of being swallowed. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1384 So, I feel like a hotdog inside a tomato. Is there something wrong about that? 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1385 Still no satisfaction. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1386 Do you have a King Kong sofa, Dr. B? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1387 So you feel like you’re being swallowed, very interesting. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1388 And now my wife won't speak to me. Every week, I come home with all these smears in a shade that doesn't match hers. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1389 Either this therapy sucks, or it's your couch. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1390 You can't say I'm being "tongue in cheek" when there is literally, a tongue in my cheeks. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1391 Well, it all started when I dreamed I was lying on a therapist's couch shaped like my mother's lips. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1392 For some reason, I keep thinking of Major Houlihan. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1393 I fear your lips are not sealed. 1.2830 0.05648 106 83 16 7
1394 I heard you specialize in oral fixations 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1395 I keep thinking I see Mick Jagger everywhere. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1396 This won't smudge my suit, will it? 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1397 I feel like she's always there. 1.2830 0.04972 106 79 24 3
1398 I put a rest to lip service. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1399 How much if I use last season’s couch? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1400 I like this new couch, the old one was getting chapped. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1401 I see you’re a Rolling Stones fan. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1402 I feel like my fear of conversation is eating me alive. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1403 I dreamt I was a giant ChapStick. 1.2830 0.05487 106 82 18 6
1404 I can't get the words out of my mouth. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1405 I feel uncomfortable telling you this, Dr. Lipschitz. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1406 She seems to be consuming me. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1407 In my dream I’m naked, but wearing bright red lipstick. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1408 You think it's a problem that your couch reminds me of my mother? 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1409 Now that we've switched places, tell me what your problem is. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1410 Flipping on the vibration will help with unpacking my childhood traumas. 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
1411 Pucker-punched. The new hypnosis. 1.2830 0.04596 106 82 20 4
1412 I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable talking about my mother. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1413 I'd be lying , doctor, if I told you I didn't come back for the lips. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1414 So, what am I paying for this lip-service ? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1415 I keep having the sensation that I'm being swallowed alive. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1416 I was referred to you by Mick Jagger. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1417 I can't help but feel you're paying me lip service. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1418 Tell me more about your Dali-ence. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1419 I have no direction home. Like a Rolling Stone. 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1420 Is that you smacking your lips? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1421 Does Revlon provide you with a stipend as well? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1422 A kiss is still a kiss, but sometimes a couch is just a couch. 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1423 I didn't start with an oral fixation, but I think I have one now. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1424 I'm not really listening as you've only paid for lip service 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1425 Why do you always diagnose me with an oral fixation? 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1426 Did you steal this couch from the Dali museum? 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1427 At times I sense that she's consuming me. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1428 After every session with you, I have nightmares about Mick Jagger. 1.2804 0.05277 107 82 20 5
1429 My problem is that I keep hearing voices. 1.2804 0.04560 107 78 28 1
1430 At last...wish fulfillment! 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1431 You know, you're fly is open. 1.2804 0.05108 107 86 14 7
1432 I keep dreaming that Mae West keeps inviting me upstairs 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1433 I assure you, this is much more comfortable than what my anally fixated patients get to lie on. 1.2804 0.05757 107 85 14 8
1434 You just giving me lip service? 1.2804 0.05442 107 83 18 6
1435 Sometimes I think you are just playing lip service to my problems. 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1436 Do you think it could be an oral fixation? 1.2804 0.04932 107 80 24 3
1437 My insurance covers this right? 1.2804 0.05908 107 86 12 9
1438 It's true, I've never been kissed. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1439 Do you really think this is the best way to approach my need for oral gratification? 1.2804 0.05602 107 84 16 7
1440 You think this is an appropriate couch for sex therapists ? 1.2804 0.04750 107 79 26 2
1441 My phobias have diminished but I have started having nightmares of being eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1442 Funny -- all these years I thought it was called Freudian Slip. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1443 How odd that right now I can vividly remember my mom's lipstick. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1444 Death is not the end. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1445 Are all your patients obsessed with sex? 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1446 It's like you're just giving lip service. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1447 I see you installed ceiling mirrors. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1448 Remember... from your lips to Gods ears... 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1449 Why, yes, my mother did wear red a lot. 1.2788 0.05372 104 80 19 5
1450 I keep dreaming that I'm being eaten by the Cheshire Cat. 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1451 Not sure if you're writing notes or just drawing me. 1.2788 0.05543 104 81 17 6
1452 Sometime's I feel like I'm just a cigar. 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1453 So, tell me. What's biting you? 1.2788 0.05709 104 82 15 7
1454 Gene Simmons recommended you 1.2788 0.05012 104 78 23 3
1455 I feel like I’m never taken seriously. 1.2788 0.03335 104 83 18 3
1456 This is wet 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1457 Your CV says you specialize in patients with an oral fixation. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1458 But I feel blue 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
1459 Sometimes it’s almost like I sexualize furniture. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
1460 No, Doc. Not red behind. I said, "You've read my mind, read my mind." 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1461 Love is all around me but I can't find it. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1462 Do YOU have a Fetish? 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1463 Do you validate parking 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1464 It feels good, but I'm worried about the teeth. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1465 This is not helping my germaphobia, doc. I have no idea where these lips have been. 1.2745 0.05242 102 78 20 4
1466 It’s funny Doc, I’m beginning to feel like I just might be able to love again. 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1467 The problem is there is no right on red. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1468 Can I sleep here tonite ? 1.2745 0.05054 102 77 22 3
1469 Maybe it's just me, but lately it seems like I'm getting a lot of lip from everybody. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1470 I’m just so fucking bald. Look how bald I am. So fucking bald. Easy for you to tell me what to do. You’ve got a great fucking head of hair. Fuck. Look at me. I’m fucking bald. So goddamn bald. BALD. Bald bald bald bald. Nice couch, by the way. 1.2745 0.03164 102 84 14 4
1471 A little more of my story and you'll really see why my life sucks. 1.2745 0.03727 102 76 26 0
1472 A stiff upper lip? 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1473 It feels chapped. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1474 Yes, it’s bothering me! 1.2745 0.04654 102 75 26 1
1475 I fantasize about her eating me alive!!! 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1476 Best one hundred bucks an hour job ever!!!!! 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1477 I think I’ve developed an oral fixation. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1478 I have this recurring nightmare that loose lips sink ships. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1479 I'm sorry, but I feel you're just giving me lip service. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1480 Doc, it's my big mouth again 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1481 Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. 1.2745 0.05601 102 80 16 6
1482 I feel like I’m about to be eaten. I can’t explain it. 1.2745 0.05424 102 79 18 5
1483 Very comfortable. But it's missing teeth. Does that mean anything, Doctor? 1.2736 0.04746 106 79 25 2
1484 Lip Synching, Couch Surfing....you’ve advised me to free associate 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1485 And you thought the turtleneck was tacky. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1486 I feel I'm on everybody's lips. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1487 Philemaphobia exposure therapy 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1488 I have this irrational fear of being eaten alive. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1489 The oral stage of development? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1490 I have this persistent sensation of being eaten alive. 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
1491 It is right on my tongue. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1492 Can we cancel till you get a blue couch? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1493 Why do I feel you’re just giving me lip service? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1494 I just can't get past the oral stage. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1495 After a year of therapy, why haven't I gotten past this oral fixation, doc? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1496 This is the couch we use for oral fixations. Be grateful you weren't diagnosed with anal personality. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1497 Doc, my oral fixation's eating me alive. 1.2700 0.03439 100 79 19 2
1498 I knew I would feel comfortable talking to you. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1499 I’m just paying for lip service, right? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1500 Dang it! I never should have told you that, I have such a big mouth! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1501 I feel damp! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1502 And then it turns out to just be a pistol in my pocket after all. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1503 Maybe I shouldn’t have told you about the herpes. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1504 You call it oral fixation, I call it comfy. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1505 Maybe I've been glossing over my problems. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1506 Don't put SWAK on my 'script. It creeps my pharmacy out. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
1507 Are you sure there are no teeth? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1508 Listen, you can tell me anything. My lips are sealed. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1509 It feels like I'm down in the mouth. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1510 MAE we please stop DALIing around? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1511 Is this why you call it Houlihan's Syndrome? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1512 Is this because of the "lip service" comment I made last week? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1513 You look uptight. How about you lie down and I take the notes. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
1514 Very interesting. Now, why do you think you are having this reoccurring nightmare about being eaten alive by a woman wearing bright red lipstick? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1515 Is there an obvious metaphor here, or is it all in my mind? 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1516 Yes, my Mother did wear bright red lipstick. Why do you ask? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1517 What happened to your peacock lounger? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1518 So then I dreamed I was being swallowed by a giant pair of lips. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1519 So I followed your advice and told them all to kiss off! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1520 I invented the Wax Moustache, Wax Teeth, Wax Vampire Fangs, but I've hit a creative block... 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1521 I dunno, doc… It’s, well, it’s like I’m being swallowed in kitsch. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1522 Once on the lips, forever on the hips. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
1523 When I said 'I feel unloved', I was expecting a more conversational solution. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
1524 I'd like a large, exciting life and a small, decaf cappuccino, please. 1.2688 0.05542 93 72 17 4
1525 Are these lips sealed, Doc? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1526 I don't feel I'm making any progress when I come to see you, doctor. I keep feeling you're just giving me lip service. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1527 I keep having dreams of Carol Channing. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1528 You say your mother wore red lipstick? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1529 Doc, it's times like these that I feel like a... well, like a dick. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1530 Well not everything reminds me of my mother. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1531 How's the sketch coming along? 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1532 I’ll tell you about my mother, but first peel me a grape. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1533 I mean it just seems surreal, don’t you think? 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1534 I’m thinking about what a red couch means. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1535 The problem's on the tip of my tongue 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1536 I keep having this repetitive dream that I'm being eaten alive by Kim Kardashian. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1537 I'm going deep in the red. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1538 A moment on the lips. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1539 Tell me about your oral fixation, Doctor. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1540 It's her lips, I can't stop thinking about her lips. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1541 The first thing I notice about a woman is her smile. 1.2680 0.06133 97 79 10 8
1542 Maybe I'm paranoid but I feel like I'm being swallowed by Taylor Swift. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1543 Mick referred me. Said he was satisfied with your treatment. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1544 I’m afraid lip service will not help you. 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
1545 Is the lipstick colorfast? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1546 I’m not the only one seeing this, right? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1547 I have this recurring dream of being eaten alive and frankly this couch is not helping. 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1548 I've developed a fetish for big, bright red lips. I'm obsessed. Even in this present moment it's all I can think about. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1549 The couch? It's a Freudian lip. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1550 This isn't the kind of intimate session I was hoping for. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1551 Believe it or not, but I am not a lip reader 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1552 I’m reminded of her red lips wherever I go. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1553 My mother always wore red lipstick. 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1554 DOC, something is gnawing on me. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1555 I think we can leave your couch fixation for the next session 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1556 I can't help thinking I'm just paying for lip service. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1557 Still feeling tight-lipped? 1.2680 0.01036 97 78 19 0
1558 Um...uh...it's on the tip of my tongue... 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1559 I would've gone with something closer to magenta. 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1560 And just how does one become an oral fixation specialist? 1.2680 0.05388 97 75 18 4
1561 Can you tell me what exactly is it about the couch that reminds you of your ex? 1.2680 0.05773 97 77 14 6
1562 This is the Breast--I mean best, sofa I've ever been on, Dr. Freud. 1.2667 0.05784 105 85 12 8
1563 I think it's working. I'm feeling less anxious, and more luscious. 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1564 I can't help feeling down in the mouth. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1565 Do you mean that sincerely or are you just paying lip service? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1566 I think I'm falling in love with this couch. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1567 Listen Doc, read my lips, it’s not an oral fixation. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1568 I’ve got moods like Jagger. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1569 I'm suddenly tongue-tied 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1570 I can't shake this feeling that someone is licking my behind. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1571 Sometimes everyday objects remind me of her. Does that ever happen to you Doc? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1572 Am I being too tongue-in-cheek? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1573 ...and that was the beginning of my oral fixation. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1574 And I thought I had a problem before. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1575 I have Dali issues. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1576 So you're sure that the lips are sealed? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1577 Hey Doc, remember Major Holihan from Mash? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1578 Nope, sorry, I'm not feeling it. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1579 Thank you for accommodating my fantasies... 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1580 Every time I come here I think I am on the cover of a rolling Stones album. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1581 I can't let it go - I feel like it's eating me up 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1582 I do wish you’d stop referring to everything I say on this couch as Freudian lips. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1583 You know there's an app for that? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1584 So, are you Freudian or Jungian? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1585 Do you ever feel like life really has you in its jaws? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1586 This sofa reeks of bad breath. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1587 I think it all goes back to my father, Mae he West in peace... 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1588 Am I supposed to listen to it or can I talk? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1589 What's love have to do with it? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
1590 What do you mean that “your lips are sealed”? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1591 I feel like you are only giving me lip service. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1592 Is this what you mean by "lip service"? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1593 Is our time up? Your clock melted. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1594 Doc, I have a persistent nightmare that Donald Trump is president. Am I psychotic? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1595 Just checking to be sure you're still listening to me and that you're not texting your mother again 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1596 This is nice, but I'd be more comfortable with Dada. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1597 So you're telling me to stop seeing everything in black and white? Very subtle. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1598 I'm finding the oral stage very comfortable. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1599 I'm confused. Who's paying lip service here? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1600 I think it’s time we discuss YOUR mommy issues. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1601 Yes, lot's of people kiss up to me. Why do you ask? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1602 Ok, I think I’m ready to share my oral history. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1603 As soon I saw it was Contest #666, I came to see you, my priest was busy. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1604 Doc, I'm beginning to think maybe it's you who has the oral fixation. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1605 Thank you for paying lip service to my problems. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1606 Your lips are very soft. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
1607 It's strange, but ever since I started seeing you, I have these recurring nightmares about someone trying to eat me. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1608 Are you sure that I am the one with the oral fixation, Doc? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1609 Oh, what would you know about male pattern baldness. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1610 I seem to look for love in all the wrong places. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
1611 It’s my professional opinion John that you have been a CEO so long you expect everyone to kiss your ass 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
1612 I have this feeling of floss. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
1613 I feel seduced by your treatments. 1.2653 0.04822 98 76 19 3
1614 I now feel in a good position to tell you about my casting-couch reputation... 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
1615 What do you mean by your lips are sealed? 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1616 I hear you're a lip reader. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
1617 Would this float? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1618 For some reason, I'm feeling a bit more down in the mouth at the moment. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1619 You realize this couch isn't helping my oral fixation? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1620 Well it's more comfortable than the catcher's mitt, I'll give you that... 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1621 How does it make me feel? Like a couch tomato, I guess. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1622 With this couch, don't you dare tell me you're a Freudian " 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
1623 Gift from Mick? 1.2632 0.05121 95 75 16 4
1624 I can't find the word for my problem, but it's on the tip of my lips. 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
1625 In my dream, the only way I could communicate was by lip synching. 1.2632 0.04898 95 74 18 3
1626 It's just that I know you're a Freudian...so yeah...the new couch makes me a little uncomfortable. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1627 Are you sure you're a dentist? 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
1628 It’s Mid-century Modern, not midlife crisis. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
1629 Was your couch ever just a couch? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1630 Are you a fan of the Rolling Stones as well, Doctor? 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1631 My oral fixation only seems to be getting worse. 1.2632 0.04782 95 71 23 1
1632 Six months of therapy and all I've gotten from you is lip service. 1.2632 0.05229 95 73 19 3
1633 My mother is eating me alive. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1634 Right now I feel like it's all just swallowing me up. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
1635 I feel like all you're giving me is lip service. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1636 Nice move on making sure I’m not too comfortable. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
1637 I guess I should be thankful you're not a Freudian 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1638 Doc, you can kiss my ass for all I care. 1.2626 0.05668 99 79 14 6
1639 Are you sure you're in my insurance network? 1.2626 0.05847 99 80 12 7
1640 I am experiencing deep feelings for this chaise, and have no desire to leave anytime soon. 1.2626 0.05292 99 77 18 4
1641 I got real issues, Doc. I didn’t come here for lip service. 1.2626 0.04671 99 74 24 1
1642 Your lips keep moving and all that I hear is blah, blah, blah. 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
1643 I was born in a crossfire hurricane and was raised by a toothless, bearded hag. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1644 This is the only bright spot in my day. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1645 Maybe I'm just a sucker 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1646 My wife keeps finding lipstick stains on my collar. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1647 I'm glad you're not a French psychoanalyst. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1648 My first greatest fear is a clown with big red lips. My second greatest fear is a sofa that looks like a clown's big red lips. 1.2604 0.05075 96 76 16 4
1649 Happy Valentines Day to you too. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1650 You keep telling me I've got an oral fixation, but it's your couch! 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1651 Was that your mother’s favorite lipstick color too? 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1652 I'm having a recurring dream involving Mick Jagger. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1653 Can we move on from mother issues? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1654 What exactly do you mean by "all she gives you is lip service"? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1655 I feel like everyone is just paying me lip service. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1656 I’m just a misunderstood morsel being swallowed alive by a ravenous world.” 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1657 Have you noticed how the New Yorker caption contest has started to recycle cartoons with only minor variations? Like, they’ll have a guy on a psychiatrist’s couch, but the couch will be shaped like a pair of lips. It’s really bumming me out. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1658 Is there a reason I'm laying on Mick Jagger's lips? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1659 I feel better already! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1660 By the way,where did you get that stunning lounging jacket? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1661 It’s been eating at me. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1662 I’m almost done. It’s either Kamala or Kirsten, I promise. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1663 It’s all good. I’m fine now 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1664 So does this one have the Scotch Guard or Blistex coating? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1665 Since I've been coming here I dream that of getting eaten by Mick Jagger. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1666 Are you sure we've done everything, Doc? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1667 Shhh! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1668 Did you say this furniture was donated by Dr Ruth? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1669 This couch is eating me alive! 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1670 It's refreshing to speak with someone who doesn't see everything in black and white. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1671 Don’t pretend there’s something with me. You’re the one who bought the couch that looks like a pair of bright red lips! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1672 So this is just generic, not the Rolling Stones logo sofa? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1673 Does this mean I have to kiss and tell? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1674 Are you sure I'm not running my big mouth too much? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1675 I’m just saying...I don’t see why WE need to be in Black and White, just to show off this bloody couch!” 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1676 Is it just my subconscious, or does this couch look like lips? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1677 New Yorkers in color now? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1678 So Oedipus, why do you think your visits here make you dream of your mother? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1679 I have this recurring dream of being eaten by a huge mouth 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1680 I do often wonder if this might be just a bit of lip service. 1.2604 0.03846 96 76 18 2
1681 Doc, Could it be I’m stuck in the oral stage of development? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1682 So I had this Daliesque dream ... 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1683 It’s lip service. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1684 I feel like I'm still in Kansas. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1685 Your lips tell me no-no, but there's yes-yes in your eyes. 1.2604 0.06150 96 79 9 8
1686 Just tell me it doesn’t french. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1687 Doc, am I crazy, or did you botox the couch? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1688 Before we start, do you have a couch that is more my shade? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1689 Doc, I feel like I am lip-synching my life story! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1690 Yes Doc, it does help open me up a bit, but that’s because there’s a tongue in my ass. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1691 I'm just glad you specialize in oral fixations. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1692 I have to admit, I'm not feeling the love here. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1693 Nice touch, but it needs a vibrator. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1694 What do you give the women? A couch shaped like a giant cigar? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1695 If I can be honest, I feel like you're giving me a lot of lip-service. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1696 You know doc, I think they lied to you when they said , “red goes with everything. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1697 Tell me Brian, what gives you the impression I'm paying you lip service? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1698 I don’t know how else to explain it except I just feel like a giant cold sore when I’m here. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1699 Please stop bringing your own sofa with you. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1700 It’s not you, it’s this couch. 1.2604 0.04854 96 75 18 3
1701 Swallowed and spit out 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1702 ... and lately I feel like my troubles are eating me alive! 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1703 I don't FEEL like a snack. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1704 I just feel like I’m being swallowed whole... 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1705 This is my way of complying with my patient's request when they get my bill. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1706 Why do I get the feeling I can't get no satisfaction here? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1707 Why do I feel you're just paying me lip service? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1708 Sorry, Doc. I appreciate your efforts but I'm still not ready to date yet. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1709 I still feel like I'm stuck on first base. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1710 Doc, you've got something stuck between your teeth. 1.2604 0.05969 96 78 11 7
1711 I know it’s a statement piece but I feel uncomfortable discussing my mother. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1712 Is this a Temperpedic? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1713 I don't know Doc, maybe 'Interior Designer" isn't the best career change for you? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1714 Something is really eating at me. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1715 Can we switch to the Dali clock couch? 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
1716 I have fantasies about being masticated by your couch." 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1717 Sometimes a lip couch is just a lip couch. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1718 Hello Dali, well, hello Dali, it's so nice to be back home where I belong... 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1719 Lemme guess -- you're going to say I have an oral fixation. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1720 I thought you said I could sit on your LAP? 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1721 Why the pursed lips, doc? 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1722 So you don’t really read lips, do you 1.2604 0.04252 96 75 19 2
1723 Did I ever tell that you have the most amazing lips. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
1724 Now I can see why you are able to charge so much - do they vibrate too? 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
1725 Do you have any lip balm? 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
1726 I'm so grateful that this couch has no teeth. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
1727 When do my inappropriate erotic urges peak? Oddly enough, it’s when I’m here in your office. 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
1728 We aren't talking about the kiss of death are we? 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1729 I want a kiss. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1730 I'm obviously feeling down in the mouth, Doc. 1.2600 0.05435 100 79 16 5
1731 Dr. Lipman, thank you for curing my erotomania. By the way, your couch is in love with me. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1732 I see red couches 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1733 Enough of the lip service. I have serious issues to resolve! 1.2581 0.04811 93 75 14 4
1734 She will let the dog kiss her but not me." 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1735 I want you to draw me like one of your French girls, doc. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1736 I feel safe here. It's as if life is kissing me. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1737 If you’re provoking transference, you have to do better than a couch that looks like lips. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
1738 Let me know if I start to sound Trumpian. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1739 I'm sorry, but how come you get an expensive leather chair while I get what remains of your love life? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1740 And you say that I have an oral fixation”(“I” is underlined 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1741 Her lips...they were just so soft and pillow-y 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1742 Started reading your book, How to Talk to Women. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1743 All my life people have just given me lip service. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1744 What kind of lip service is this? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1745 It's not always black and white doc. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1746 I'm hoping for more than lip service. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1747 No matter the situation, I always feel tongue-tied. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1748 So they tell me you're a huge Stones fan. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1749 I keep dreaming about the kiss of death. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1750 When do we get to the part about the prescription? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1751 You say Mick Jagger gave you this couch? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1752 I would rate 8 for design and 5 for comfort. 1.2581 0.05902 93 75 12 6
1753 I'm starting to see things as less black-and-white. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1754 Tell me again about this supposed oral fixation you are feeling? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1755 I feel my wife is constantly speaking for me... 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1756 I feel like my ship is sinking . You might need to tighten these lips. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1757 I just feel like life is consuming me. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1758 And that’s how I met your mother. 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1759 Honestly, I just feel like all I'm getting out of these sessions is lip service. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1760 For some reason I feel more like discussing my sexual fantasies today." 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1761 Sometimes a sofa is just a sofa. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1762 I can't shake the feeling that something is eating away at me 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1763 To God's ear. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1764 You get paid how much for this lip service? 1.2581 0.05385 93 75 13 5
1765 I didn’t say that! 1.2581 0.06097 93 76 10 7
1766 You might be right, doc - the issue was right under my nose this whole time! 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1767 I can't stop thinking about our last kiss... 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1768 You have helped me control most of my urgencies, but recently I have had an uncontrollable need to lip sync. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1769 Does your bill include the sofa? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1770 So this is what lip service really looks like! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1771 Memory foam? 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
1772 What's black & white & red all over? 1.2581 0.05492 93 73 16 4
1773 Why do I keep feeling you're just giving lip service to my therapy? 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1774 This is not helping my feelings of being swallowed whole 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1775 Who are you? How did you get in here? 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
1776 My oral fixation is consuming me. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
1777 I' may not know whether my mother ever loved me, but I am certain she never got Botox." 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
1778 Whenever I’m here I get this strange desire to buy breath mints. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1779 *I feel like kissing this couch hello and goodbye." 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1780 Sometimes I feel you're only paying lip service, doc. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1781 The problem doc is that I don’t get any respect. Everywhere I go they’re giving me lip. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1782 I appreciate your concern, even if it's only lip service. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1783 Read my Lips Doc! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1784 So to be clear her doc, what is said here stays in Alexa, Facebook, and Siri right? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1785 I get it: "these lips were made for talkin, and thats just what they'll do" 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
1786 My Oedipus complex is not being helped by this couch. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1787 Oh great he's fallen asleep, Now i have to do all the talking 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1788 Can I sleep for ten minutes while you finish writing ? 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1789 "Mick's therapist was a good friend of mine. The tongue pulls out as a futon. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
1790 Everywhere I go, I’m just consumed by her. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1791 Sometimes, this feels like lip service. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
1792 My lips said no but my heart said yes. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1793 Doc, I finally feel my oral fixation's behind me. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
1794 It's the Father's Day edition. You put me on THIS couch and ask about my mother. You're hoping I didn't notice that this is Contest #666, am I right? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
1795 I don’t even deserve this. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1796 May I ask you something, or are you part of the display? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1797 Where do I lie if I need to solve a money problem? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1798 I bought it at the house down the street where the men go. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1799 Just curious, do you have to pay Jagger any royalties? 1.2527 0.04965 91 72 16 3
1800 It’s a reminder to K.I.S.S. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1801 Doc, I'm not so sure I'm the one with the oral fixation... 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1802 No, I only get these erotic fantasies here. It feels like I am about to be swallowed. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1803 Tell me more about this sudden fear of Mick Jagger. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1804 My favorite flower? Tulips, why do you ask? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1805 I mean, honestly...who is this for? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1806 I'm just saying it's not helping my oral fixation 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1807 Something seems different... Did you repaint the ceiling? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1808 Am I crazy? This looks like the back seat of your Alfa Romeo Stelvio. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1809 I'm sorry, all I can think of is Cindy Crawford's mole when i look at you. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1810 I find I can speak more freely when I bring my own couch. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1811 I want your red couch painted black" ~The Rolling Stone 1.2527 0.03857 91 78 8 5
1812 This isn’t a sex thing, is it? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1813 I think we should send it back, honey. 1.2527 0.06366 91 76 7 8
1814 Is therapy always this uncomfortable? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1815 I don’t know when it started really, an ever present fear of being eaten. But the funny thing is, if anything it has intensified since we started our sessions. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1816 I feel like this is just lip service. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1817 Don’t you believe tulips are better than one? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1818 Doc, my oral fantasies are taking over . . . 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1819 Am I still stuck in the oral stage? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1820 I'm having strange thoughts, Dr Hershey. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1821 Well Doc, I'm still having nightmares about being swallowed by my mother. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1822 I have a recurring nightmare where I am swallowed alive! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1823 Nothing is wrong - really! I feel like I'm lying in the lip of luxury! 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1824 All I see are her luscious red lips. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1825 Doc...I keep having this dream where I’m being chased by a big ballsy blonde who keeps asking me if I have a gun in my pocket! 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1826 TJMaxx sale? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1827 Sometimes a kiss is not just a kiss. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1828 It's so odd. I keep dreaming I'm Mick Jagger. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1829 You're right doc. A 20 min. nap is all I need. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1830 Do you happen to know if this couch is part of a sectional? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1831 So Satan, if you were to rank your life's achievements, where does being the subject of the New Yorker cartoon contest #666 fit in? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1832 I don't know why, but it feels like everyone gives me lip service. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1833 Every time we meet, I feel the strangest urge to pucker up. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1834 I'm feeling "I can't get no satisfaction". 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1835 Your session is over, next week we’ll try try the nail bed couch to see if you can stay awake. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1836 If only these lips could talk ... 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1837 No offense meant, doctor, but don't you think it might be YOUR oral fixation we're talking about? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1838 So it’s all clear to me now that my problem is that I can’t get no satisfaction. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1839 Since I last saw you my dreams have been Surreal. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1840 I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1841 Sometimes I feel like you are just giving me lip service. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1842 We’ll have to be quick, the museum is catching on. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1843 Every time I turn around, someone's giving me lip. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1844 I hope this session is more than lip-service. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1845 I feel empty inside but also a little bit sexy. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1846 I assume you're aware I'm only giving you lip service when I answer your questions. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1847 Since I've been seeing you I just want to fill the world with silly love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know? 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1848 It just feels as if my problems are going to swallow me up. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1849 I have an oral fixation? It's your couch! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1850 Looks like we are wearing the same shoes. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1851 Does this couch make me look seductive? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1852 I’ve felt this way since Mid Century 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1853 Are you telling me I'm spending all this money just for lip service! 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1854 It’s $85 to talk to me, $350 to talk to the couch. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1855 I keep have this overwhelming desire to star in a Robert Palmer music video. 1.2527 0.05655 91 75 10 6
1856 I don't just want lip service for my problems. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1857 I see you're wearing the socks I gave you. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1858 Are you trying to read my lips or my mind? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1859 I just have this fear of being swallowed whole. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1860 Love your shoes. Boy, those shoes, man. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1861 And your specialty is getting people over their oral fixations? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1862 Doctor, I'm not sure that this position is good for a sex addict! 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1863 I don’t understand why my back is so chapped. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1864 I just can't figure out why I've been having these dreams of my mother having sex with Mick Jagger? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1865 I don't think this justifies the title "Love Doctor." 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1866 Your new loveseat sucks. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1867 I have this continuing fear that a giant mouth is going to open up and swallow me. Somehow it's worse during my sessions with you. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1868 Will this keep its​ mouth shut during our session, Doctor? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1869 Well, at least I don't have an oral fixation. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1870 Things that I love? I 'd have to say redheads, The Cincinnati Reds, Red Delicious Apples, Redd Foxx and my twins Ruby and Rosie. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1871 In other words, should I kiss my troubles good-bye? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1872 Lately I've become obsessed with women with big red lips. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1873 Well, actually, I was born in Tupelo, Mississippi, but I grew up in Kissimmee, Florida. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1874 Doc, over the past week, I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors anymore. I want them to turn black. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1875 Doctor, I believe your fantasies are larger than mine. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1876 Extracting the teeth proved a definite enhancement. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1877 I heard you used to be a ventriloquist. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1878 Do you have a couch for an anal fixation? 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1879 Yeah, I know you won't tell anyone, but I have a feeling someone in this office has a big mouth. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1880 Maybe it's Maybelline or maybe it's your mother. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1881 I know you can't always get what you want. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1882 Tulips in the garden. Tulips in the Park. But the Two Lips I like best Are the Two Lips In the dark!” .......did you get that 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1883 I’m not very fond of this faux leather, but I must say—the nose-shaped loveseat in the corner is a nice touch. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1884 If I'm going to be paying you a $100 an hour, I better be getting a happy ending. 1.2527 0.04581 91 73 15 3
1885 For some reason, I seem to be developing an oral fixation. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1886 Doctor, do you think my paranoia has anything to do with my fear that I'm about to get bitten by some giant teeth? 1.2527 0.04840 91 74 13 4
1887 Can you stop it with the tongue. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1888 ...And when I turn my head like THIS, I hear more liberal arguments... 1.2527 0.04581 91 68 23 0
1889 Couch by Freud? 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1890 For $150 an hour I want more than lip service. 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1891 I think Mick Jagger is trying to seduce me. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1892 Uh, ... is that a tongue? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1893 I sometimes worry that I'm paying for lip service. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1894 I must say, you're looking very attractive today. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1895 I don't think the conversion therapy is working. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1896 Life’s just not the same after Mash ended... 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1897 Seriously? This is conversion therapy? 1.2527 0.04965 91 72 16 3
1898 I would prefer something inspired by Georgia O'Keefe. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1899 I don't know what I'm trying to say ... it's on the tip of my tongue 1.2527 0.04840 91 69 21 1
1900 I keep thinking about straws. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1901 I keep thinking I am Mick Jagger. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1902 To be honest, I really just come to these sessions because I love your couch. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1903 I don't suppose you have a vagina couch? I'm having gender identity issues. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1904 If this is some kind of anti-gay therapy it's not going to work 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1905 I don't think this new 'lip service' therapy is working. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1906 I dreamed you ate me 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1907 I don't think there is a reason I always have to use this couch doc. Sure, its shape reminds me of my mother's lips, and yes, whenever I lie on it it's like I'm making up for all the kisses she never gave me, but that's how I am with all furniture. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1908 Sorry, I was distracted by those letters on the floor behind your chair; there, near the baseboard. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1909 I don't appreciate you giving me lip about my problems. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1910 Last week you doodled cubes. Today it's bunnies. Am I getting better? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1911 I guess I have trouble being direct with people, and telling them how ugly their furniture is... 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1912 Do you take down every word or do you use ellipses? 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1913 I swear, my lips are sealed. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1914 I feel like at any minute I could just be swallowed whole. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1915 Dr. Lipsky, I think maybe we should trade places. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1916 No, but your chair reminds me of her nose. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1917 I can't recall...It's on the tip of my tongue. 1.2527 0.05086 91 70 19 2
1918 This thing must take a lot of lipstick. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1919 So, doctor, you think I display symptoms of an edible complex? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1920 Talk about an oral fixation. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1921 Is that a Sudoku? 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1922 So when you 'see red,' is it in front of you, beside you, underneath or all around? 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1923 Nobody listens, they just kiss my ass and tell me what I want to hear. 1.2527 0.05321 91 71 17 3
1924 Technically it is a chaise lounge, not a love seat. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
1925 I'm not sure my oral fixation is resolving. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
1926 You appear to be more down in the mouth today than usual. 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
1927 So, I'm your first male client? 1.2526 0.04956 95 73 20 2
1928 I don't know if I'm comfortable laying on something you got off a Rolling Stones tour bus. 1.2526 0.05177 95 74 18 3
1929 I'm just beginning to think perhaps I DID have a devouring mother. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1930 My fear of Salvador Dalí always seems worse when I’m in your office. 1.2526 0.05389 95 75 16 4
1931 Well, I did give my mother a lot of lip. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
1932 I give up, What's black and white and read all over? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
1933 I think I identify more with Mick Jagger than Tim Curry if that helps. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
1934 My lips are sealed. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1935 I keep having these recurring dreams about Carol Channing 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1936 Are you wearing OJ's Bruno Maglia shoes? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1937 I find this sofa triggering. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1938 You've got mustard on your sleeve. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1939 Dr. Armstrong, I think your couch just licked my bottom. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1940 No I am not delusional, something is tickling my back. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1941 I've had this oral fixation ever since I started therapy, 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1942 Just remember this: a couch is just a couch. 1.2472 0.04458 89 69 19 1
1943 Does Dr. Frankenfurter mind us using his office? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1944 'I feel like I'm being kissed by Sigmund Freud.' 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1945 Are you drawing me? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1946 Your only seem to give me lip service, Doctor 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1947 Did you get the part about her luscious red lips? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1948 For some reason I’m at a loss for words. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1949 It would be fine if it weren't for the teeth. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1950 A moment on your lips, a lifetime of billing slips. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1951 I don't know Doc...maybe love is the answer? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1952 Believe me, it’ll be more than just lip service this time! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1953 Are you comfortable? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1954 I still feel unloved but also itchy. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1955 I identify as a person of color. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1956 I'm prone to kiss and tell. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1957 While you're at it, could you write for Viagra? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1958 I have labiophobia too 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1959 So you feel I should confront my fear of intimacy head on? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1960 I have this strange fear of being kissed ... 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1961 I don’t know, I just feel like my mother is always around me 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1962 Of course I have trust issues, I am drawn to people with big mouths 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1963 Do you have any insight at all on that recurring cold sore dream? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1964 This reminds me..a year after the divorce and still paying for her Botox injections, 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1965 I feel like we're only glossing over things. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1966 she's been giving me the silent treatment again 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1967 Did you say "you" think that "I" have an oral fixation? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
1968 I can't shake the feeling that I am being eaten alive. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1969 Are you trying to tell me to 'kiss off'? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1970 Yes, this definitely feels like her. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1971 Guess I can kiss that hundred bucks goodbye... 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1972 So you think Botox could change my life? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1973 Everywhere I go, I feel I'm being swallowed. 1.2472 0.01809 89 75 12 2
1974 Doctor, I think my oral fixation is getting worse. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1975 Do you really care or is this just lip service? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1976 Don't you mean lips, Freudian lips? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1977 Every time I come here I have these strange dreams about Mick Jagger. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1978 Considering where I am lying, I assume your divorce settlement didn't go too well. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1979 Why do people think I am mouthy?? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1980 Will I be swallowed by the couch if she blows me a kiss. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
1981 Lately, I feel that I am but a morsel. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1982 I think you’re actually the one with the oral fixation. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1983 Is it normal to feel like the world is going to swallow you whole? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1984 I don’t know why, but for some reason I feel like you’re kissing up to me. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1985 By any chance is Mick Jagger a patient of yours? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1986 I appreciate the creative juxtaposition of the old and the innovate. But won't you please just refill my Adderall already? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
1987 I guess you could say I have a fear of being swallowed. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
1988 Sometimes I feel as though I’m being eaten alive 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
1989 My life is a chain of cosmetic fixes and lip service. 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
1990 I am as anxious as a watermelon seed. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
1991 Doctor, I'm concerned that you have an unhealthy obsession with the Rolling Stones." 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1992 Doc, I know we can lick this. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
1993 Doctor, do YOU have an oral fixation? 1.2442 0.04945 86 66 19 1
1994 Lip service is complimentary, right? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1995 Is it my oral fixation or your projection? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1996 As much as this couch suggests that the session will have a happy ending, I just can't see that for myself, doc. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
1997 This couch lends itself to a whole new fantasy! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
1998 I'm sorry I criticized your new couch, but how does that make you feel? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
1999 What the...? This is my mother's shade! 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2000 Just read my lips, doctor. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2001 Please. No lip service. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2002 Why do you have a red couch? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2003 Think it’s you that has the oral fixation, Doc. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2004 It seems like you entice me to sexualize everything though 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2005 It all started with a kiss. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2006 I feel like you’re giving me lip service. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2007 In my dream these gigantic lips appear from nowhere and devoured me! 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2008 Do you like it? Mick Jagger had an estate sale 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2009 Is there anything you can give me to cure the blues? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2010 I'm here because I want to save my marriage. From your lips to God's ear. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2011 I’m not here for”lip service”! 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2012 Whaddya mean, I'm obsessed? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2013 All I can think of is Tim Curry. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2014 What is your hourly rate in grayscale? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2015 Sometimes it feels like everyone is just kissing my ass. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2016 And to top it all off, my therapist got this terrible new couch... 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2017 Not exactly what I pictured when you described your couch as making me feel "kissed by luxury." 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2018 Very tasteful couch 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2019 Is it true Mick Jagger used to be a patient of yours? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2020 I understand YOUR lips are sealed, but what about old ruby the recliner here" 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2021 I don't know what it is, but I have these reocurring dreams of being chased by Mick Jagger's lips. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2022 It seems my red lips fetish began about the time I started coming here. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2023 Lips, hips, dips, pips,rips, ships, skips, flips, whips. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2024 My wife wonders why I always have lipstick on my collar. 1.2442 0.04356 86 69 15 2
2025 Let's talk about what you mean by "subliminal message." 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2026 Doc......I feel all I'm getting is "Lip Service" 1.2442 0.04030 86 68 17 1
2027 Why do I feel like you're just paying lip service? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2028 Doctor, I pay you much money to tell me my truth, yet I always leave feeling like I've had my ass kissed. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2029 This is about as close as I get to a woman’s lips these days. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2030 It does help me remember my first kiss. It was not as comfortable and as colorful. 1.2442 0.04030 86 68 17 1
2031 We need to talk about your solution to my fear of intimacy. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2032 Thanks, Fred- it's not every day that I get to reverse roles. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2033 I just don't understand why I'm feeling so down in the mouth. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2034 These ruby red lips remind me of one hot delightful evening in another life. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2035 I’ve a sensation my employees are just kissing my ass.” 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2036 Are we lip synching? 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2037 I like your new couch by the way, I never thought a furniture company could take "kiss my ass" so literally 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2038 Doc, my lip fetish seems to be getting worse 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2039 I need more than lip service 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2040 See wants to kiss me goodbye. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2041 Must you rub it in? 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2042 Doc, when I said that my ex-wife was selling our things... I didn’t expect you to buy our couch. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2043 I constantly have this nagging feeling that people don't take me seriously. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2044 It always has a different beginning, but the ending is always the same: she opens her mouth and swallows me whole. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2045 I can't help but feel like I'm always being chewed up and spit out. 1.2442 0.04660 86 65 21 0
2046 I've had three years of these sessions and I still think Mick Jagger is following me" 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2047 It's like she taunts me wherever I go. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2048 After all this time, I still can't seem to resolve that feeling of my mother just completely overwhelming me, like she's trying to eat me alive.... 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2049 Is it just me or is it a bit balmy in here? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2050 I agree it’s a conversation piece, but it’s actually comfortable to lay down on too. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2051 No, my mother never kissed me. Why do you ask? 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2052 How's YOUR oral fixation? 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2053 Thank you for trying to make me feel more comfortable about my oral fixation. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2054 How do I feel? I feel like giving you a good smack! 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2055 A pun, doc. A horrible PUN won the Viking caption contest in 'The New Yorker.' So, no, the sofa isn't helping. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2056 Deep down, I feel like something is going to swallow me alive. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2057 It's weird, but when I kiss my spouse, I feel like taking a nap! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2058 Before we continue, can you assure me that your lips are sealed? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2059 My mother would love this. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2060 What did Freud have to say about ruby-red lip couches? 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2061 I'm sorry, but I feel like you are only giving lip service to my issues. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2062 How did you know Scarlet was my mother's shade of lipstick? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2063 It's surreal! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2064 Since being promoted to boss, I’ve definitely noticed an increase in random acts of ass kissing. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2065 Why should it matter that my ex is your interior designer? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2066 I feel like I've died and gone to heaven. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2067 Wherever did you find a couch in the shape of my mother's lips? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2068 Take a letter to my mother. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2069 Lipstick-red couch, black vinyl armchair on swivel chrome base, Beatles boots, straight-legged pants, shawl-collared jacket, turtleneck, and you are sure you're not a pop psychologist? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2070 This ain't makin' it any easier for me to kiss her goodbye, Doc. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2071 You know what they say, "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the scripts." 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2072 It may be just a coincidence, but my mother used to always wear bright red lipstick. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2073 Me? You’re the one with the lip fetish! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2074 I don't know why I dream of flowers... mostly tulips... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2075 Could you read that back to me? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2076 No, your kiss is not on my list, Mr. Hall. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2077 Like a sinking ship, that's how I feel. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2078 Dr. Scott, I think Janet is seeing someone. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2079 I just realized that: 'You Can't Always Get What You Want'! 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2080 However insightful, I don't appreciate you responding "Out of the mouths of babes." 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2081 Do you ever feel like there is something bigger out there...and it is trying to eat you? 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2082 I'm just sick of all the ass-kissing. 1.2414 0.04614 87 66 21 0
2083 Don't mind the couch, it's still here from last weeks Couples Therapy Sessions. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2084 It feels like the kiss of death and is really not that comfortable. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2085 Wherever I go, I feel her seductive power over me. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2086 I’like the way we’re treating my oral fixation. My aunt Rose was very happy with your treatment of her penis envy. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2087 I feel you're just giving me lip service. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2088 You’re right, I don’t feel the same need to talk about my mother. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2089 You know this couch could use a a shot of collagen. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2090 I know it’s nuts, but I see Marilyn Monroe’s lips everywhere. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2091 Is that one of those sometimes a cigar is just a cigar 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2092 Sometimes I get the feeling you’re only giving me lip service? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2093 So...did you get this couch from a Niagara Falls honeymoon hotel foreclosure auction? It's actually pretty comfy. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2094 I had that dream again of the beautiful woman with luscious red lips who swallowed me when I tried to kiss her. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2095 My wife is getting suspicious. She keeps finding red lipstick on my collar. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2096 'Coral Crush' was Felicity's shade. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2097 These lips don't lie, Doctor. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2098 Doc, it’s smacking its lips. Does that mean anything? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2099 I wonder what my psychologist would say about me laying on a lip-shaped chair while a man sits next to me. 1.2414 0.04757 87 69 16 2
2100 I really don't think this is helping me get over my phobia of the rolling stones 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2101 And all of your “and how did that make you feel?” questions just feel like lip service. 1.2414 0.03822 87 71 14 2
2102 ...and I still have those impeachment dreams. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2103 Doctor, this is the first time I've really ever felt loved. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2104 Please turn down the tongue activity. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2105 Is the tongue extra? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2106 You need to talk to you interior decorator 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2107 Before we begin, might I suggest a bigger notepad? I tend to be verbose on my back 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2108 I usually ask the models to remove their clothes before I draw them. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2109 Whereas YOUR chair is dull, drab, ordinary, like me. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2110 Doc, I hope you not just giving me lip service 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2111 I know they call you the love doctor, but the couch is overkill. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2112 I can't get no satisfaction. Do you know why? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2113 Does it mean anything that your socks don't match. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2114 I'd say 'Kiss my ass' to that question, doctor, but that would be redundant. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2115 I have the overwhelming feeling that I'm about to be enveloped by a enormous tongue. 1.2414 0.04315 87 70 15 2
2116 I’m feeling a strong desire to kiss the couch. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2117 As you can plainly see, my oral fixation and taste in modern furniture merged around mid-Century. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2118 And I told them to kiss my butt 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2119 Can you believe Madonna is 60? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2120 Actually, rather than reminding me of kissing my wife, it reminds me of kissing my money good-bye paying when I pay for therapy. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2121 When you said your degree was in interior design I thought you meant MY interior. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2122 You know Red is not really my thing! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2123 Are you sure this thing won’t lick its lips? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2124 I keep having these recurrent nightmares of big, red lips attacking me. What does it mean, doc? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2125 You mean there's more to life than shades of grey. 1.2414 0.03993 87 69 17 1
2126 1 dozen eggs,bottled water,Bug Light,ribs,and milk? Explain to me how any of that relates to my suicidal thoughts. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2127 Its weird, but Iv'e never felt like a sex symbol, until now for some reason. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2128 I just can't figure out where my oral fixation comes from. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2129 These lips feel a bit loose - is that a metaphor? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2130 I dream an enormous red female mouth is about to swallow me whole. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2131 Tell me more about these recurring dreams where you feel like you’re being swallowed by ruby-red lips ... 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2132 Doctor,I keep having this horrible dream that I am being eaten alive... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2133 I just can't shake the feeling that I'm not being taken seriously by this workplace 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2134 Do you use a different couch for each stage of fixation? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2135 Gee, doc, until now my lips have always been sealed. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2136 Ever since she left me the farewell note written in red lipstick it feels like the whole world's rubbing it in my face." 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2137 rent is so high we double as a sex dungeon after hours. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2138 I keep imagining myself covered in lipstick and having no way of explaining it to my wife. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2139 A ceiling mirror too! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2140 It's useless doc, you know there is no color in either one of our lives 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2141 What makes you think I'm in the oral stage? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2142 Yes, yes, I'm sure many of your patients find the "kissy couch" a tremendous resource Doc, but how is this curing my gout? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2143 And I keep having these dreams that I’m a tube of red lipstick. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2144 I still can't get in touch with my inner glam. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2145 Comfy. Is it Italian? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2146 I have nightmares of being devoured by life.... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2147 Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2148 I simply can't stop saying "finger licking good". 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2149 Just like my wife, you're giving me lip service! 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2150 It was your idea to change places and now you're complaining. I listened to you for five years. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2151 ...And then she goes, “Bill! Meh,meh,meh....I can’t be married to someone who identifies as poop...yadda yadda yadda.” Oh, I like the new furniture by the way. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2152 Whatever you tell me, these lips are sealed. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2153 You're sure this is going to help with my fear of Rocky Horror? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2154 Let me get this straight, you have a recurring nightmare where giant red lips consume you? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2155 Is it normal to think of Mick Jagger all day, doc? 1.2414 0.04467 87 68 18 1
2156 I feel The Love already, unlike the relationships that got me here in the first place. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2157 Let me get this straight - I can choose whether you address me as 'Doll Baby' or 'Sugar Tits'? 1.2414 0.04614 87 71 13 3
2158 So Doc, do you know much about oral fixations? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2159 It all began at the premiere of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2160 It's happens everywhere Dr. I manifest memories of mothers overwhelming smothering control. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2161 I keep having a fear of being swallowed up. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2162 This feels like lip service to me. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2163 I just feel like I am being swallowed alive. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2164 Is this some kind of subliminal message? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2165 I bet you think everyone has an oral fixation. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2166 If it's such a good conversation starter, why don't other psychiatrists have one in their offices? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2167 I feel like everyone is always trying to give me the kiss-off. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2168 Doctor, what’s an oral fixation? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2169 "You just don't know what it's like to have your wife leave and take the good furniture." 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2170 If you want a different answer, get a couch that doesn't whisper suggestions in my ear. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2171 Do you think the fact that I like your new couch is related to my mom? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2172 I appreciate the effort, Doc, but in the dream, I'm lying in a bed of TU-LIPS 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2173 Last time you were here we were discussing the Rolling Stones 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2174 These lips sink hips. 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2175 So, you limit your practice to fetish patients? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2176 I am so glad they have a bring your therapist to work day. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2177 Do you want it straight from the mouth? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2178 Don’t you have a less erotic couch. 1.2414 0.03256 87 72 13 2
2179 I think I’ve just figured out why I don’t like kissing.” Ivor Hanson Scarsdale, New York 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2180 Let's try a prescription for Lipitor. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2181 She said I was a nothing, a mere morsel to chew up and spit out. Do I look like that to you, Doc? 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2182 You know, it really does tie the room together. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2183 No, I don't think the fact that I see this couch as a pair of lips is an indication that I have an oral fixation. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2184 Your couch is licking me again. Not that I mind... 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2185 I'm just trying to come up with a clever caption for this weeks New Yorker cartoon contest. 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2186 I should have known that loose lips sink...... 1.2414 0.04614 87 71 13 3
2187 Considering I'm coming here for my sexual addiction, this hardly seems appropriate... 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2188 How much longer do you need to finish the drawing? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2189 I feel like a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2190 What makes you think my mother couldn’t open up? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2191 I fear everyone keeps giving me lip service! 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2192 And lying in a woman’s lips is supposed to make me feel better about my mother how? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2193 Garage sale? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2194 I get it. Your lips are sealed. Is there a reason you keep saying that? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2195 I'm not sure how lying on Mick Jagger's lips will bring me satisfaction, but I'm willing to give it a try. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2196 It’s awful Doc. Every Tuesday night; I dream I’m being swallowed by a pair of lips. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2197 It's like your kiss, your kiss, is on my list... 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2198 Would you care to play role reversal? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2199 I can still feel her lips on me. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2200 You really care...or just giving lip service ? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2201 Why when I come here I always feel I get lip service? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2202 This couch is quite lovely. But does it come in gray? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2203 It’s definitely a step up from the bean bags, but I was actually partial to the hammock. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2204 This therapy sucks. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2205 Everybody says that they are trying to help me, but frankly it just feels like lip service. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2206 I prefer "Kiss and Tell" to your previous decorator's "Freudian Slips and Bras." 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2207 Don't judge me. You're the one who bought a couch shaped like Julia Roberts' lips. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2208 Your couch helps me to talk. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2209 Are you aware this couch exemplifies my problem? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2210 Did you say this new couch was a design by Carly Simon or Mick Jagger? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2211 I hear loud wet smacking sounds when I lie down 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2212 Honestly Doc, I have this sensation that I'm about to be swallowed whole. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2213 Sorry, it was on the tip of my tongue. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2214 Did you buy this couch from the No Tell Motel that just went out-of-business? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2215 Remember: loose lips sink shrinks. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2216 I think I may be developing an oral fixation 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2217 What kind of fixation did you say? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2218 For some reason I can't seem to forget my first wife's beautiful ruby red lips." 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2219 I have a reoccurring dream that The Rolling Stone's logo is after me. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2220 Doc, I can't seem to free myself from this big oral fixation of mine. 1.2381 0.02991 84 72 9 3
2221 Did you write down that my problem began when my wife saw the lipstick on my collar, and that I can’t seem to forget that image? 1.2381 0.05388 84 69 11 4
2222 Just thinking ahead, but what the couch will look like after I move on from this 'oral stage' fixation? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2223 I'm sorry, I wish I could tell you more, but my lips are sealed. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2224 I don’t think this is what Freud meant by “oral stage.” 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2225 I’m telling you Doctor, I see mom’s red lips every where! 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2226 You want me to sit on WHAT when we're done with the oral stage? 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2227 Sorry, Doc, no matter what I say, you'll think I'm weird. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2228 Can't help but feel you're just giving me some lip service Dr. Pencil 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2229 I guess, we know the same woman. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2230 And then I dreamt I was in the lips of luxury. 1.2381 0.04675 84 64 20 0
2231 I feel like a guppy caught by a red lipped largemouth bass 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2232 Doc, do you have another sofa I could use. This reminds me too much of my mother's smothering kisses. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2233 Before we continue, just tell me how I should feel about your couch. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2234 Being the CEO, I feel like everyone tries to kiss up to me. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2235 Have you ever felt that you were being swallowed whole? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2236 Tell me about your mouther. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2237 Aren't you going to ask me to take my shoes off? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2238 No, I’m Ok. I’m used to having my anxieties on everyone’s lips. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2239 I’m in the lips of luxury, but I just don’t care... 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2240 I'd like to forget the 70's but for some reason I just can't. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2241 I see her red lips all day ! 1.2381 0.03437 84 73 7 4
2242 What if I told to you I had a foot fetish? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2243 Note to self ... pick up Chapstick on the way home. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2244 Y'know, I thought I wanted more from a therapist than lip service, but this is nice. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2245 Everything reminds me of her - her hair, her eyes, her large red lips. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2246 Doctor, I have to ask you, what is your financial connection with Botox? 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2247 My wife keeps finding lipstick on my collar. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2248 This really isn't helping my aphenphosmphobia. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2249 Is this our 'kiss and tell' session? 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2250 We find that the new decor inspires Freudian slips. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2251 I think I’m ready for the failure-shaped couch next week. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
2252 When was your first memory of your oral fixation? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2253 I thought my couch was one of a kind? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2254 Nice couch. Reminds me of AB positive. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2255 ''And it just eats me up inside.'' 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2256 This may cause more problems than it solves. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2257 Doctor, whatever your conclusions are, I hope it's not just lip service. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2258 So you and the room are both by the hour? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2259 Are you sure this is the best therapy for my oral fixation? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2260 I have never really been the kind to kiss and tell 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2261 How did you know that I love having my ass kissed? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2262 Doc, I really wish you’d give my problems more than lip service. Russell Keske, Chicago, Illinois 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2263 I’d say ivory for the walls and ecru carpeting. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2264 I feel mislabialed. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2265 I just can’t get past the feeling that I am being eaten alive. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2266 I think I'm looking for love in all the wrong places 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2267 It does bring out my feminine side. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2268 I need a new therapist; nothing is rolling off this tongue anymore. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2269 Doctor...it sucks 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2270 My dreams have been more sexy and colorful. How did you know? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2271 My Mother never let me put my shoes on the sofa! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2272 I fantasize about being devoured by a pair of ruby red lips. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2273 Yes Doc, from your lips to my left ear. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2274 I feel like a Rolling Stone 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2275 But doctor, I didn't have an obsession with kissing before I got here . 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2276 I'm getting tired of the Stones music every session. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2277 I can't help but feel your just giving my issues lip service. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2278 Is this couch new? It reminds me of Mom. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2279 With furniture, I often get a feeling of intimacy. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2280 I'm feeling blue. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2281 I able to block out everything about her except her lips. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2282 It should be obvious I'm just paying lip service to the process. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2283 I keep dreaming of large ruby lips. 1.2353 0.03977 85 68 16 1
2284 Why do I just want to Tip Toe Through the Tulips? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2285 I don't mean to question you're professionalism but do you think that Rolling Stones Therapy is in the Freudian tradition! 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2286 I don't feel I really belong here. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2287 My mother operated a bordello when I was growing up. Maybe that’s why I feel so comfortable with you doctor “ 1.2333 0.05708 90 74 11 5
2288 I want to sit up. Does this thing smirk?” 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2289 I do feel a little sassier, I guess. But, you know, still petrified with angst. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2290 This feels so good I don't even care that you don't have a degree. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2291 I feel like it should be from these lips to God’s ears. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2292 Do you have another colored couch? This one reminds me of when I cheated on my wife on Valentine's day. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2293 “Maybe we should talk about your oral fixation.” 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2294 Looking at this new couch, I’m starting to think you’re the one with the oral fixation, Doc... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2295 You sure this will help with my oral fixation? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2296 She said I had to choose between the couch and her 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2297 Can I try the Saarinen Womb chair next week? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2298 Seriously Doc, I'm having a deja vu wet sloppy one about Aunt Jennie. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2299 Does that give you a taste of what I have to deal with? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2300 Can I have a copy of your notes? I’m writing my autobiography. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2301 I already have enough issues with my ex, do I have to lie on a couch that looks like her mouth too. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2302 Does this shade look good on me? 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2303 Have we talked about my mother's affair with Mick Jagger? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2304 I rule over them with mercy and wisdom...why don’t they love me? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2305 I understand that cheilophobia is your specialty but this couch really isn't that comfortable. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2306 I was entranced. Something a about the lipstick... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2307 Everything just seems to be swallowing me up! 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2308 At first I hesitated when the yelp reviews mentioned "lip service." 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2309 Where do you place your tall clients? 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2310 Your lips may be sealed but I feel as if I've never learned to unseal mine. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2311 I dreamed that Marilyn Monroe was shouting,"Pivot! Pivot!". 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2312 Thanks for the lip service doc - this week has been hell. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2313 I am feeling consumed by desire. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2314 You say it's therapeutic but I feel it as lip service. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2315 My world seems so very black and white, until I'm here with you. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2316 No, sex has nothing to do with it... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2317 So doctor...how are you? 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
2318 I was hoping that you could lip read. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2319 I'm afraid the Mick Jagger dreams keep coming doctor. 1.2326 0.04729 86 69 15 2
2320 It's getting so bad, even my voices won't talk to me 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2321 Being kissed by these huge lips have solved my problem... 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2322 Just because you can't see red, doesn't mean it isn't there 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2323 I hope you are not going to give lip service to my problems. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2324 You're sure it's okay to kiss and tell? 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2325 It's like they say: prepay for six months of couples therapy once, shame on you. Prepay for six months of couples therapy twice, shame on your therapist. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2326 Doc, you're just paying me lip service 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2327 Sometimes I feel like you’re only giving me lip service. 1.2326 0.04872 86 67 18 1
2328 Medicare squeezing you doc? Can't afford new furniture? I can lend you my Lazy-Boy. Only reminds me of my ex anyway. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2329 Fixated on what, exactly? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2330 Doc, this whole “Me Too” thing just has me really on edge. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2331 Man Ray comes to mind. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2332 I have one just like this in my love dungeon 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2333 Doctor, I'm beginning to think that you might be a Republican. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2334 Have any lotion? This couch is dry. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2335 I feel like I'm being swallowed alive. 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2336 I'm seeking treatment for kleptomania, not Sticky Fingers. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2337 ...and then, just as I wake up, I get spit out ! 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
2338 Everything reminds me of her. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2339 Lately I've been feeling surreal, doctor. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2340 It seems like everywhere I go I see Mick Jagger. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2341 Lying here now, Doctor, makes me think it was all just a Freudian lisp. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2342 Patient has some kind of oral fixation. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2343 My Ex? A very mouthy women. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2344 No tongue. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2345 You were right. Lying down on a sofa, I’m now able to open up about my issues with women. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2346 Yes, my mother was witholding, but can we get to the issue of putting chapstick on this couch first? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2347 This fantasy about sinking into a big red lips, do other of your patients mention it? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2348 I don't know why but I can't stop thinking about the hooker at my stag party. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2349 You know doctor it has not escaped my attention that this couch looks like very voluptuos female lips or is it all in my mind? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2350 I didn’t want a chair with lips 1.2317 0.03801 82 68 12 2
2351 What I am hearing is merely lip service. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2352 I thought this was a massage parlor. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2353 Are you writing oral fixation again? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2354 I know NY rent isn’t cheap, but do you really have to share an office with a brothel? 1.2317 0.04525 82 65 16 1
2355 These lips are billed. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2356 I don't understand. Who is a variation of putting lipstick on a pig? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2357 Hey - this was drawn in the 1960's. How is it that you have a Starbucks coffee? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2358 In 15 minutes I saved 15% on car insurance. 1.2317 0.06328 82 69 7 6
2359 It always feels like something wants to eat me? 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2360 I think the Russians have hacked this cartoon. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2361 I can't explain it, but while I'm here I feel unconditionally loved. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2362 You know, my couch at home is now red since the stabbing. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2363 I'm pretty sure I dream in color. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2364 Kiss me, you fool! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2365 ...and then, Mick Jagger licked me." 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2366 I’ve never been kissed 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2367 I think bold red lips can enhance any decor. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2368 We're experimenting with a new technique we call "lipnosis". 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2369 My sense of impending doom by being swallowed is even greater. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2370 I feel blue. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2371 I guess I'll just relax and let the couch do the talking. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2372 I said this must be freudian lips. It was a joke, you don’t have to write that down.” 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2373 You really think this will help my Phagophobia? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2374 Mother always tucked me in with a hug, a kiss and a story. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2375 I need some chapstick. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2376 The patient responds well to lip service therapy. Let's see what happens with the vibrator switch on. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2377 I need a quick power nap before we dive into my subconscious. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2378 The stripper's pole is a nice addition too. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2379 I kissed her once and now everything reminds me of her lips. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2380 I feel you're just paying lip service to my concerns. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2381 You are from Holland, aren’t you? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2382 Is my mother this important? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2383 I know this might be an awkward time to mention it, but I've stopped validating parking too. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2384 It was great when it all began, I was a regular Frankie fan. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2385 What's my problem? Everything is red lips. 1.2317 0.04846 82 66 14 2
2386 Sometimes I feel like I am being swallowed alive. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2387 I feel like every shrink I go to just gives me the same old lip service. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2388 I guess I feel like I’m in a sort of ‘kiss and tell’ situation. 1.2317 0.04355 82 67 13 2
2389 My wife wants to know why I come home from these trysts with lipstick all over my backside. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2390 I wanna go oh oh oh To the late night double feature picture show 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2391 It was that tongue, that damn tougue again. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2392 I feel absolutely fabulous. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2393 I feel so dirty when I leave 1.2317 0.04999 82 69 9 4
2394 Do you mind if I lick your couch? 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2395 DON'T WORRY, MY LIPS WILL BE SEALED 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2396 I know I'm tight lipped today. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2397 Is it weird that I’m now considering lip filler? 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2398 It's that thing where I'm living Groundhog Day, but it's Valentine's Day. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2399 Remember that commercial where the woman puts a cherry in her mouth and then brings it back out with the stem tied in a knot. Well, I feel like that stem 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2400 Sometimes I feel like useless decoration. Like a gray ribbon on a woman's red hat. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2401 ...and the most kissing I have been getting this week is from this couch!... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2402 There’s not a tongue rolled up in this thing, is there? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2403 John, I like the Stones as much as the next guy; but I'm not so sure I like being the tongue. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2404 I feel lip smacking good. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2405 It’d work better a shade darker. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2406 Love is a thing with foam rubber 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2407 Suddenly I feel consumed by sex. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
2408 Her lips were plump and soft, like couch cushions. When I close my eyes, I swear I can still feel them. 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2409 And I'd tell you the rest if you weren't her brother. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2410 Sne told me what to do, and I went there in a handbasket. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
2411 If this is the couch for oral fixation, I'm wondering what your other furniture looks like. 1.2289 0.06018 83 69 9 5
2412 Big Rolling Stones fan, doc? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
2413 From your lips to God's ear. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2414 Doc, to be honest, I only came here to lay on your red couch. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2415 Tulips? No, I wasn't thinking about tulips. Why do you ask? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2416 Don't tell me you're one of those real therapists who keeps notes." 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2417 And she said "read my lips! No new faxes." 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2418 I can't control myself--I'm always seeing red. 1.2278 0.02515 79 66 12 1
2419 This isn't just lip service, is it? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2420 Well, I feel as though I'm being eaten alive. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2421 I do feel romantic — in a post-modern way. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2422 Do you need the couch to have a meaning? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2423 I feel like the world can kiss my ass. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2424 Mick Jagger is out to get me. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2425 I do fear the kiss of death is near. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2426 I think I am going to have trouble opening up about my ex-wife. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2427 You need a red chair. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2428 I just can’t stop this feeling of sexual inadequacy..... 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2429 Hmm...I’m not sure a therapist should advertise, but if you’re going to do it, I guess “You’ll get more than just lip service from Dr. Ken” is as good a tag-line as any. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2430 Whenever I'm here, I keep thinking of old Rolling Stones album covers... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2431 I feel a deep connection to Mick Jagger. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2432 Hey, Doc! Kissy, Kissy! 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2433 I'm feeling an irresistible urge to kiss your knees. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2434 Red is my color 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2435 I have this recurring dream of being kissed by my mommy. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2436 I keep having nightmares about being swallowed. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2437 I miss Hotlips 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2438 I feel diminished. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2439 That's right, persistent obsession with Rocky Horror. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2440 Does the lip service come with a massage function? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2441 “I love being smack dab in the lips of luxury.” 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2442 ... and the hallucinations have me believing you give a damn. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2443 I feel I’m stuck in the ‘70s. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2444 Excuse me, I thought this was the casting couch. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2445 Don’t worry. Not a word of this will pass these lips. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2446 Handwritten notes? How quaint. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2447 Start me up? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2448 You have the cutest knees! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2449 And I'll tell you what else I miss about her... 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2450 Have I mentioned my uncontrollable terror of the color red? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2451 You can't always get what you want. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2452 I feel like I am being sucked in... 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2453 I had that 'giant man-eating woman' dream again. 1.2278 0.04575 79 63 15 1
2454 I’ve a sense this clinic is no longer operating in the black. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2455 Do you have something a little less red ? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2456 cushy with Mick lips 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2457 I don't know, Doc. It's just that every time she opens her lips, I start seeing red 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2458 These sessions only seem to heighten my sexual fantasies." 1.2278 0.04394 79 65 12 2
2459 Doc, I keep dreaming of Mae West. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2460 You've just got to help me Dr. Scott; I just can't choose between Brad and Eddie. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2461 If I don't find your advice helpful, can I just say, 'Bite me.' 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2462 Sometimes I feel like I am being swallowed up by the world. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2463 I never knew interior design could make me feel so real. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2464 Yes I feel like a crumb 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2465 I’d like more than lip service this week 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2466 I still hear voices, doc, but now they’re rather sensuous. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2467 Am I crazy, doc? Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of sex." -Tom Potter, Ellicott City, M 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2468 Are you really listening or is this just lip service? 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2469 Red lips, they're everywhere Dr., I can't escape them. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2470 I can't stop thinking about my maiden aunt kissing me each time she came for a visit. 1.2278 0.02169 79 68 9 2
2471 What makes you think something is eating away at me? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2472 Everything reminds me of her, Doc. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2473 Red was never very becoming for me on occasions such as this. However, I do like the shape. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2474 No, I said ‘coral.’ 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2475 This couch say more about you Doc, than you’ll ever uncover about me. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2476 Wait. Is that actual saliva!? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2477 Strangely enough, Doctor, I'm feeling blue. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2478 She even complains that I kiss like a couch potato. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2479 Hey Doc, did your mom ever kiss you? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2480 Have you ever read the " The Giver" or seen "Pleasantville" 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2481 I keep thinking that Mick Jagger's going to stick his tongue out. 1.2278 0.04749 79 66 10 3
2482 I've developed an irrational fear of red lips 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2483 I’m sorry doc, I'm used to being tight lipped. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2484 Did you hear something? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2485 A cardigan, turtleneck and loafers. Isn't that look a bit hackneyed? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2486 The minute she said 'come up and see me sometime', all I could think of was those luscious red lips 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2487 Enough lip service—I need help! 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2488 You've asked me about everything except my love life. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2489 Do you care if I take a selfie right now? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2490 Do you really mean that, or is it your usual lip service? 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2491 I keep having this crazy dream. I am being chased down the street by Elizabeth Arden. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2492 In all honesty, I like to be the one watching. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2493 Your mood couch is making me angry. 1.2278 0.04749 79 61 18 0
2494 Hey Doc, should we change places"? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2495 But was it ‘lip smacking good’? 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2496 Is this a new couch? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2497 Are you suggesting something? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2498 I have no idea. 1.2254 0.06713 71 60 6 5
2499 So, what's the deal with red couches shaped like lips? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2500 No, this makes me feel less comfortable. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2501 It should be a rock and roll reference about the couch being like lips, but it is caption contest number 666, so the hell with it. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2502 Why do you keep asking me questions about furniture? 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2503 What did you analyst say about your choice of a couch? 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2504 Well, I guess it’s been happening since you had me lie on a pair of huge red lips. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2505 Enough about me. Were you deprived of love and attention as a child? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2506 Add in a massage, and your rates will be worthwhile. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2507 Alexa, order sushi. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2508 Are you sure The Rolling Stones therapy is right for me? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2509 I’m a big Stones fan. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2510 Sometimes I feel like you’re just paying me lip service 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2511 Not much to smile about since Bob Mankoff is no longer cartoon editor at THE NEWYORKER 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
2512 Sometimes I feel trapped. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2513 Were you a long-haired student when you bought this? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2514 I'm either being swallowed by Mom or having a paranormal encounter with my collective unconscious...Freud or Jung, you're the doc, take your pick. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2515 What do you mean 'Sometimes a couch is just a couch?' What couch 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2516 Can't put my finger on it, Doctor, but coming here always gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2517 So is this how you Russians deal with nostalgia? 1.2250 0.04864 80 65 13 2
2518 Joke's on you, I'm a realist. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2519 I knew you usually meet with couples, but your couch is just so comfortable. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2520 Okay, I'll free associate; loose lips sink ships, eat me, pucker up... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2521 "Well, it's always been from her lips to God's ear. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2522 These lips are chapped. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2523 Well, it's as if I'm about to be devoured... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2524 I think you are just paying lip service to my condition. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2525 Come to think of it, I haven’t been myself since I lost that stick of chapstick years ago... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2526 Doc,what's black and white and red all over? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2527 I'm embarrassed, I didn't want her to find out but she red my lips 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2528 Are you sure this is ok for someone with an oral fixation? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2529 Out of the mouth of babes... 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2530 I've been having the strangest dreams about Mick Jagger. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2531 I don't know. Is it supposed to remind me of my mother kissing me? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2532 I'm definitely not gay, but every time I'm here I get horny! 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2533 So I guess this is what you call a Freudian''s lip? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2534 Silk boxers or briefs?" 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2535 Did I tell you that my mother loved Dolly Parton? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2536 Before we start, I need to know...Are your lips sealed? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2537 Is that Words with Friends? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2538 I can't help feeling it's all lip service. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2539 At last! You see thing from MY perspective! Let’s switch back! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2540 And that's when she stuffed the Pomeranian and a Twinkie in her bag, screamed "I hope your mother gets home soon!" and left. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2541 Sometimes I feel like I'm on a Rolling Stones album cover. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2542 Doc, I fell like life and chewed me up and spit me out. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2543 The color makes me feel safe; it's the same shase as my mother's favorite lipstik. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2544 Do you any more lip balm? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2545 I hope this will desensitize your fear of voracious women. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2546 Feels strangely familiar 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2547 I said for some reason people don't seem to like me. Open your ears, stupid. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2548 Dad should never have said, Read my Lips. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2549 I had the dream where I'm Mick Jagger's tongue again. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2550 Did Mick Jagger really used to own this couch? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2551 It's time for you to kiss and tell. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2552 Where am I? Who are you? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2553 This wasn't my idea of sex therapy. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2554 I have this reoccurring dream of a disembodied mouth wearing red lipstick swallowing me. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2555 And I don't even own a white shirt! 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2556 ‘’Put my lips together and blow’ is not working.” 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2557 I have this dream over and over that you are not actually my analyst but a botox salesman. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2558 I thought I was supposed to speak from the heart. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2559 I've always been thin-skinned but now I'm feeling thin-lipped, too. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2560 He's still oblivious of my oral fixation 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2561 When I said I was looking for help with my mouth fetish, this is not what I expected. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2562 My wife doesn't let me put my shoes on our sofa. Thank you doctor, I'm feeling better already. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2563 Feeling like all I get is lip service... 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2564 I have this recurrent dream that I am being kissed and swallowed 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2565 I went to Harvard too, but I still can't figure out my cell phone. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2566 I think "the rack" would be more therapeudic 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2567 Ok but-- today-- for ME---It's just a couch, right? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2568 You Freudians make everything about sex 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2569 Is there an additional fee for the lip service? 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2570 My sleep number is 35. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2571 You know Doctor Kaplan, I'm beginning to suspect my surreal erotic nightmares might not be about my mother at all. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2572 Though it’s contrary to my outward appearance, I often imagine myself as the tongue in The Rolling Stones ‘lips’ logo 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2573 My mother had a couch like this. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
2574 Are you a licensed therapist, or am I just going to get lip service? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2575 Why do I feel it’s always lip service with you? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2576 The lip couch really makes this erotic! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2577 And how did sitting on a giant red lip make you feel exactly? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2578 When I'm with you it's so confusing: I feel like I'm being devoured and kissed at the same time. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2579 But doc, can you really say one of my symptoms is paranoia when you have my lying in a lips sofa and this caption contest number is the name of the antichrist. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2580 I feel like I'm being swallowed by my emotions. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2581 I've recently discovered that the world 's not black and white. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2582 I have heard of a love seat before, but never a love couch. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2583 Mommy issues? You too? 1.2250 0.04864 80 65 13 2
2584 I swear, there's got to be a mother reason for these nightmares 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2585 My wife used to be mad at me for never noticing her lipstick 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2586 Doc, I feel like my life is a Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2587 Is this because of my mommy issues? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2588 ...always the dream, the engorged crimson lips are swallowing me, swallowing me 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2589 This couch is the only pace I feel loved. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2590 Are you listening to me, or just paying lip service like any other shrink? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2591 Can you give me a hint? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2592 So what I;m really paying you for is lip service? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2593 These sessions are the one bit of color in my otherwise gray existence. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2594 So...what's your story? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2595 You know I can see you`re just drawing stick figures fighting kung fu right? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2596 So your diagnosis is red carpet psychosis?” 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2597 I seem stuck in a Freudian oral stage. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2598 Doc, don’t write that down, it was a Freudian slip 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2599 I feel so inadequate. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2600 I don't understand, Doc. It feels like Valentine's Day every time I come in here. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2601 Pretending you're asleep is not part of your therapy, Mr. Johnson. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2602 You think it's an oral fixation? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2603 You rent this place by the hour? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2604 Doc, is there something you want to tell me? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2605 Sometimes a couch is not just a couch, Doc. 1.2235 0.04844 85 67 17 1
2606 Are you knitting? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2607 Doctor, I'm really having a hard time overcoming my oral fixation. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2608 What's with the turtleneck? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2609 Are you ready to switch chairs, yet? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2610 Kiss me, and I'll tell you everything. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2611 Since I have been coming to see you, I have been repeatedly dreaming about Mick Jagger 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2612 I'll ask the questions. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2613 I’m afraid of being swallowed if I get too close to her. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2614 Ohh Charles, I thought it was my turn to play the Psychiatrist... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2615 :Does this mean that my neuroses are just getting lip service?" 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2616 I think I may be stuck in the oral phase a long time. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2617 What's my favorite flower? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2618 It's hard to focus while I'm being kissed. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2619 I feel like I've paid to be on this couch before... 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2620 When was the last time you Chap-Sticked this couch? 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2621 ...but Mick Jagger rejected me. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2622 I have a love seat instead of a couch. I think it better reflects the atmosphere I want to project. 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2623 So I said to the genie, "You can kiss my ass." 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2624 I'm doing much better, Doc. Before we started meeting, I didn't want to ever leave the couch. 1.2222 0.06086 81 68 8 5
2625 You're not just giving me lip service, are you Doctor? 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2626 I prefer this couch to the anal phase bean bag 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2627 Need help spelling 'Scylla and Charybdis'" 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2628 How much do you charge the couch when it starts talking? 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
2629 This couch - from the Loretta Switt collection 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
2630 And you really think this will help me get over my Cheilophobia? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
2631 Somehow I always feel like a potato during these sessions. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2632 Could we switch seats? This couch reminds me of my mother. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2633 I'm literally being eaten alive. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2634 I hate the color red and feel weird around turtle neck shirts ! But I always better after I leave ! 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2635 Do you happen to have any floss? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2636 Sometimes I feel you're just giving my lip service. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2637 Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2638 I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2639 Now I've got lipstick on my collar AND all over the back of my suit. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2640 Is that whole thing I just mentioned about lip service too on the nose? 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2641 I can’t account for it, but ever since I’ve been in psychoanalysis, I have developed a strange fascination for Mick Jagger. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2642 I’m just thinking about a cigar. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2643 I actually don't have any problems, I'm just hear because I heard that you have the most comfortable couch. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2644 Do you think that maybe we should change places? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2645 Freudian Lips 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2646 It's been eating me up 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2647 My lips say one thing but mean a mother. 1.2208 0.04758 77 60 17 0
2648 The color red makes me angry. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2649 I’m oral. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2650 I misunderstood your radio ad. I thought it said Lack of Love Counseling, not Lap. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2651 I can't do this anymore, you're weirding me out ... is that curable? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2652 Maybe so, doc, but is it possible that you are the one with the mommy issues? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2653 Nice couch. Have fun with it when no one is here? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2654 I’m sorry that I had to bring my sofa from home, but your sofa didn’t fit my style. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2655 Strange, every session I begin fantasizing about oral sex. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2656 you people 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2657 You see me as more than just a sex object, don't you? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2658 Look, Doc, the "LIPS ARE SEALED" motif is wonderfully comforting but could you talk to me? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2659 Some days I feel like a cold sore. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2660 Are you writing down my Freudian lips, er, slips? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2661 Sometimes, I can't help feeling moist. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2662 My problem is that I tend to see things in black and white 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2663 ..”and I thought I had an oral fixation!” 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2664 This is the closest I’ve been to a woman’s lips in over a year. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2665 Ok Doc, tell me again about this oral fixation theory. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2666 Now I feel like a uvula! 1.2208 0.06303 77 65 7 5
2667 I told her not to give me lip, and now this couch is all she left me. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2668 I'm torn -- was it the Kiss of Death? Or just a kiss-off? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2669 Every time I come here I find myself preoccupied with my relationship with my mother. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2670 I don't like that we're Cartoon Contest #666. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2671 Everywhere I go, I see her luscious full lips. Am I crazy or do see them too? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2672 I would be more comfortable talking to you if you offer me a drink first before I lie down. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2673 Just out of curiosity, where do you keep the couch for the 'anal stage'? 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2674 What do you mean; read my sofa, no more new phobias ? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2675 Would it screw up the whole session if I put my head at the other end 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2676 Kiss my ass. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2677 I don't need your lip service, Doc. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2678 I feel ... wherever I go ... she devours me ... 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2679 Once I land on this couch I feel free to discuss all my erotic fantasies. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2680 My brain keeps saying “Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Monroe... 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2681 I see a paper cup and two straws. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2682 And you think I'm the Freudian one" 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
2683 Did I mention my Oedipal complex ? 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
2684 Doctor, I think you have some confirmation bias. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
2685 Sir, this really goes beyond my training as a plastic surgeon.. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
2686 Even when I'm winning, I still feel like I'm getting licked. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2687 It's 1972, I'm 10 years old, and this sofa's sister did things to me. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2688 Why is your advice always to "Kiss that one goodbye? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2689 My kissing fantasies have actually worsened since I started these sessions. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2690 The couch and chair don't match! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2691 It feels like my whole life is being put on exhibition. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2692 No, I like it. It reminds me of being depressed in college. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2693 Sometimes I feel just like a rolling stone. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2694 Sometimes I think you're just giving me lip service. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2695 Papa was a rollin' stone... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2696 Whoever wins this contest #666 is going straight to hell. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2697 Instead of listening you’re just giving me lip service 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2698 When she told me to read her lips, I knew it was over... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2699 I just feel like all anyone can ever offer me is lip service 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2700 I have this overwhelming urge to change my name to Mick. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2701 Is this couch form "The Love Connection"? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2702 I think I dream in color, but I live in black and white. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2703 How do I know that your lips are sealed? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2704 How is this supposed to help my fear of kissing? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2705 But I can't stop thinking that I'll end up with lipstick on my collar my wife'll kill me. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2706 Why is everything so Freudian? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2707 I can't read your lips. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2708 I can't help but feel you're biased toward a Freudian approach. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2709 I have this persistent dream of being consumed by my mother... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2710 Does the Love seat remind you of anything? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2711 I know it sounds crazy, doc, but somehow you remind me of Mick Jagger. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2712 Watcha got there, Doc? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2713 Sorry, doc, I don't know why I'm giving you such lip today. I know you're trying to help. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2714 So, my fear of used dorm furniture had been getting better. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2715 Our new model has a lower lip 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2716 Does this shade of upholstery go with my phobia? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2717 What do you mean, 'Not everything is black and white'? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2718 So then he said, "you have a big mouth." 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2719 That suggestion sounds like the kiss of death 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2720 I keep giving him signs doc, but the man I love just can't take a hint. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2721 I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2722 Not to get off topic, but was this couch tested on animals? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2723 Sorry, Dr. Williams. Red hot lips always make me sleepy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2724 I take it you're part of the Freudian school. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2725 Do we ALL have mother issues? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2726 I have this recurring dream where I'm being eaten by Marilyn Monroe. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2727 Doc, it just seems that everything reminds me of my mother! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2728 Hey, are you a shrink or a liposuctionist? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2729 I'm not sure how, but my wife always knows when I've been to therapy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2730 I'm more than she can chew.Right. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2731 Oh yeah,and the casting couch didn't affect #metoo? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2732 Her lips were to die for. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2733 Doc, why do I feel you’re giving lip service to my problems? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2734 Has this couch ever been satin? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2735 I think you think I'm only comfortable with lip service. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2736 My whole life, women have treated me like a toothpick. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2737 Why do people say there’s something sexual about confession? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2738 Just a quick "kiss and tell" right? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2739 Oedipal, indeed. In point of fact, I’m feeling positively promiscuous. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2740 Before you start, the answer is your mother 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2741 I wish these lips were made for kissing because it been too long! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2742 Either your couch is talking to me, or I'm really nuts! 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2743 I asked my boss to stop giving me lip and he sent me to you. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2744 Will this kiss make it all better? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2745 You bought this couch from Sigmund mother? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2746 I can't stop obsessing over her full, lush, ruby red lips. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2747 I'm finally feeling the love. 1.2179 0.05209 78 65 10 3
2748 In the dream I kept saying, "It's not my color!"over and over again. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2749 Could you stop saying “Put your money where my mouth is.”? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2750 Somehow I'm triggered as soon as I get here. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2751 From your lips to my cheeks... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2752 Seriously? You expect a house call to give you new insights? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2753 Red Red Whine 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2754 I'm having reoccurring dreams about Betty Boop. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2755 From your lips to your ears 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2756 Please don't write down that part about voting for Bernie - that was just a wild fantasy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2757 Like many psychoanalysts I feel obliged to pay lip service to Freud. 1.2179 0.06228 78 66 7 5
2758 I tried getting used to red, but I'm more of a hot pink kinda guy. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2759 I remember feeling smothered by Mother’s kisses. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2760 I’m so glad we’ve worked past my anal fixation. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2761 It's presumptuous of you to presume that I'm a Republican 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2762 Wow you’re right....the hate is just melting away! 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2763 I've always found color in a cartoon to be very intimidating. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2764 I know I said I have intimacy issues but did you really have to go this far?? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2765 It all started at the late night, double feature picture show. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2766 I'd like to ask the couch if it prefers my edible complex with or without mustard. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2767 I`ve noticed that I am making much better progress on my wife problem than on my mother problem. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2768 Everything reminds me of her lips. 1.2179 0.04879 78 64 12 2
2769 You ever have the feeling you've been chewed up and spat out? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2770 I had that Rocky Horror dream again. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2771 ...and all I ever get is lip service. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2772 I know I said I was over my cheilophobia 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2773 “Would it be weird if I gave you a big wet kiss?" 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2774 After every session, I feel like I've been chewed up and spat out. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2775 and that's when I realized a kiss is just a kiss... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2776 Now let’s discuss when your phagophobia began 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2777 Mae West has been appearing in my dreams lately. No idea why. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2778 We left off last week's session discussing thought suppression and mother's lipstick." 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2779 I don't know Doc, but why when I leave your office do I feel so down in the mouth. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2780 If I stop pouting can I have my old couch back? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2781 Doc I've been down in the mouth lately. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2782 I crave moisturizer. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2783 Well Doctor, I saw her today at the reception with a glass of wine in her hand and I knew she was gonna meet her connection because at her feet was a footloose man. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2784 I'm not sure the word for my feelings, but it's on the tip of my tongue.... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2785 Seem to be feeling a little down in the mouth today? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2786 i feel like the couch is already helping with my fear of getting eaten by my aunt Lydia 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2787 Doctor, I am getting really tired of everyone telling me that I only see the world in black and white. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2788 The problem is on the tip of the tongue. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2789 I'm the reincarnation of Sigmund Freud. What would you like to know 1.2179 0.05209 78 65 10 3
2790 It all began in a candy store when I was a kid. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2791 My mother’s favorite lipstick was this shade of red. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2792 I feel as if I’m in a coffin. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2793 I still don't see how this alleviates my oral fixation. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2794 Further, I detest your pencil's carbon trail. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2795 So about this oral fixation thing..... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2796 Sometimes I feel like this city is trying to swallow me alive. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2797 Every time I come here doc I feel like I am about to be swallowed whole. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2798 So, what IS an Oedipus complex? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2799 OK,I get it. You are sick and tired of my paying lip service to your interpretations. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2800 I just don't feel vivid. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2801 The name is 'Herb Lipshitz' ...and yes, I'll pay to have it cleaned. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2802 I'm glad we're talking about my obsession with "Rocky Horror Picture Show" now. The "Jaws" couch was not comfortable at all. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2803 When did you start piping in The Rolling Stones music ? 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2804 Does this come in any other color? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2805 You really think this will help my oral fixation? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2806 I always feel like everyone is trying to give me the big kiss off! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2807 Enough of your lip. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2808 Your lips tell me "yes, yes" but there's "no, no" in your eyes. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2809 I can't escape this feeling that I'm trapped in a Dali painting! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2810 I keep having dreams where I'm just a giant chapstick. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2811 Doc- Seriously don't need this kiss, but could sure use a big hug. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2812 I have this recurring dream that Mick Jagger is about to swallow me... 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2813 I have this recurring dream: I'm on a beach, my psychiatrist is out in the water, waving his arms--drowning--and I'm waving back, laughing hysterically. Do you see a problem? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2814 I liked the armchair and the footstool better. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2815 I'm reassured by my proximity to the oral cavity 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2816 Yes. A lot of my referrals are from word of mouth. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2817 Come to think of it, I do feel more connection with Dalí here. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2818 I’m obsessed with ankles; they’re everywhere I look. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2819 Botox? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2820 I know its irrational, but could it be that I'm kissophobic? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2821 I always felt unloved....until now 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2822 I have this recurring nightmare I'm being eaten alive! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2823 So that prescription will cure my obsession with red couches? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2824 Everything is sexual. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2825 It was a better fit in our old dorm. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2826 Is your hourly rate the same after dark? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2827 I feel that all I receive from the world is lip service. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2828 Please don't write that down...I didn't mean to say it. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2829 She keeps accusing me of putting words in her mouth. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2830 Her name was Angie, and we were like Wild Horses together. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2831 I just have this uneasy feeling you are trying to kiss my... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2832 I keep wanting to tell people "kiss my ass" 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2833 Initially, I was ambivalent about lip balm. 1.2179 0.03485 78 63 15 0
2834 Doctor very week I wonder about your obvious oral fixation... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2835 I can't help thinking your just giving me lip service. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2836 Well kiss my ass! 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2837 I do love her but the smell of her lipstick makes me think of Mommy... 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2838 Oddly, it only eats at me when I’m here. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2839 Therapeutic seating, I get it.. but my phobia concerns Tulips. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2840 I didn’t’t know there was a shrink in senate chambers. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2841 I have an uncanny urge to gloss over my past. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2842 I dream that I am being eaten by Mick Jaggar! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2843 You can put lipstick on it, Doc, but you can't make it whistle. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2844 I said I'm obsessed with women's hips." 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2845 I thought when she said cheat day she was talking about her diet 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2846 I didn't come here for lust! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2847 I hope you're giving more than lip service here. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2848 Whenever I come here, I have that tip-of-the-tongue feeling. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2849 She said I was like a bad taste in her mouth. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
2850 Is this your idea of a joke, Doc.?Just because last week I said I was feeling down in the mouth. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2851 My mom says I have an oral fixation. What do you think, doc? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2852 I have the same couch in blue. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2853 Thank's Doc...... for listening to me with my big mouth. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2854 Thank you for the lip service, doc. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2855 Why is it always a kiss and tell? 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2856 What is black and white and Freud all over? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2857 I feel your pain, now I have my chair back? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2858 What`s Mick doing without these? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2859 Paying for lip service 1.2179 0.04879 78 64 12 2
2860 Yes, my insurance covers lip service. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2861 Somehow I have come to feel like I am just an amuse bouche 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2862 I have these dreams of lying on a lip-shaped sofa and wondering what could be so funny about it.. 1.2179 0.04524 78 63 14 1
2863 Do I pay extra for the tongue that's licking my butt? 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2864 Are you getting all this? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2865 Only on your couch, doctor, do I feel loved for real. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
2866 But enough lip service, tell me how you really feel... 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2867 I love myself way more than I love you, and I think about killing myself. So, best believe, I thought about killing you today. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2868 Feeling down in the mouth? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2869 I keep having a fantasy that I’m lying in a bed of two lips. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2870 Doctor, tell me, what does the couch you use for the anally retentive look like? 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
2871 I fear these sessions are simply......lip service. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2872 Am I getting better or just paying for lip service? 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2873 So what event triggered this idea that the world will swallow you whole 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
2874 Jerry, I don’t kiss and tell 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
2875 Right now I’m feeling the tongue piercing jabbing into my spine. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2876 Everything always comes down to sex with you guys. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2877 You've brought color into my life. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2878 Sometimes I feel like I'm being eaten alive. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2879 Are you going to kiss me goodnight ? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2880 Would you have a couch that doesn't remind me of her? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2881 Funny...but why do I always have a Rolling Stones ear worm when I meet with you? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2882 Do I smell lip balm? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2883 I assume you're a Freudian? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2884 I keep dreaming that I'm being pursued by a set of giant lips. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2885 Are you related to Gorey? 1.2133 0.05629 75 64 7 4
2886 Out of the mouth of a babe, you think? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2887 Should I Freudian slip into something more comfortable? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2888 Does this mean you think I have an oral fixation! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2889 And I say that tongue in cheek! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2890 I keep hearing this smacking sound. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2891 You say its an original Hollywood casting couch? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2892 You're move 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2893 This couch is a real icebreaker. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2894 Why is it that I feel all I'm getting from you is lip service? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2895 I keep telling you -- I don't have an oral obsession! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2896 I don't see everything in black and white anymore! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2897 I feel I'm just getting lip service all the way around. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2898 I really don't need any lip from you. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2899 I have a recurring dream that I'm being eaten by a woman with thick lips. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2900 Does it have a lick function? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2901 You really need to get in touch with your emojions. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2902 And that's just a small taste of what I'm dealing with. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2903 And what does my couch make you think of? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2904 Your Yelp review focused more on your credentials but this is a great couch. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2905 Me? You think I have an obsession with oral sex? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2906 this the new Freud Divan 6.0 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2907 It does help, bit I still think my wife should be here too. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2908 I am seized with an overwhelming desire to kiss you. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2909 You're left almost bankrupt, Mr. Crowe. Now, prayer is everything. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2910 Are you testing your patients’ fears of maternal incorporation or did you just opt for pop art decor? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2911 Something is telling me that I might have some mother issues. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2912 Are you sure the "returning to the womb" therapy starts this way? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2913 I want to move to the brown stool. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2914 Eight hundred dollars for lip service? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2915 Let me stop you right there. I didn't realize lip service was paid for by my insurance. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2916 For some reason that first Stones concert keeps coming to mind. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2917 Everyone thinks I'm a big sucker. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2918 It's baffling, doc. In this nightmare, I keep being chased by a giant pair of waxed lips. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2919 I keep thinking of mother. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2920 Why do you say she is smothering you with love? 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2921 I'm afraid to make a Freudian lip. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2922 Better red than dead" applies here too 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2923 I seem to be obsessed with the marvelous first kiss 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2924 I don't get laid anywhere but here 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2925 Yes, now that you mention it, that couch WAS a gift from Mick Jagger. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2926 I'm struggling, with the debt on my credit card for my therapy sessions. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2927 Where are the tissues? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2928 The trauma of that Rolling Stones incident haunts me to this day 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2929 Enough role playing , I have a 4:00 o’clock, barely time to stash this in the bathroom. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2930 I feel like a tongue depressor 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2931 If everything is a metaphor, I think we’re making progress. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2932 Are you SURE you're comfortable doing this at my place? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2933 did I mention that I have an oral fixation? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2934 I have a recurring dream that I am being swallowed by a giant red clam 1.2133 0.04569 75 61 13 1
2935 Your lips to God's ear. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2936 Read that back to me... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2937 My mother spat men out like cigarillos. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2938 I feel...trapped by her words. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2939 I feel you're taking my comment a bit too literally, doc. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2940 I'm feeling...like I could kiss you. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2941 Do you use this couch because I am still in the oral phase of development? 1.2133 0.05299 75 63 9 3
2942 All my life people have been giving me lip 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2943 Am I just paying for lip service? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2944 The hour is almost finished. Do you have anything to say, Doc? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2945 ...and her big red lips were kissing me all over.. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2946 For some reason I feel like kissing you, doctor. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2947 I prefer a lighter shade of red next time! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2948 I'm afraid you don't have a sofa for my fixation. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2949 But why the technicolor botox dreams, Doc? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2950 I had that dream about you and Mae West again. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2951 Love this new Freudian slipcover! 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2952 Lucky for you we have a sale on Botox and lip filler. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2953 So my libido is repressed? The break of your pantlegs is somewhat short. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2954 You SAY you’re listening but it just feels like lip service to me. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2955 Is this just lip service or do I really have an oral fixation? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2956 I always felt my mother was talking about me behind my back. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2957 Luscious lips for kissing but the halitosis knocks me sideways” 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2958 Doc what kind of meds did you prescribe me? Last time I was here this was a regular sofa” 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2959 Did you really get this from Mick Jagger? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2960 How long did you work at the Bunny Ranch? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2961 Rorschach test answer #1: "The couch looks like ravenous, seductive red lips." 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2962 I’m trying to manage my anxiety, but I keep getting this all-consuming feeling. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2963 The new upholstery actually makes your fees worthwhile. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2964 I used to be so gay as a boy, but now I'm always depressed. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2965 Your taste makes me feel normal-so thanks. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2966 I know this is going to sound crazy, but since I last saw you I've had this recurring dream of starring in a Joan Crawford movie. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2967 You're going to need a bigger notebook 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2968 My last therapist told me I had an oral fixation. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2969 When I looked at her with those red painted lips I thought she was going to devour me. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2970 I can't help but feel that you're just paying me lip service 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2971 Wherever I go, I can't stop thinking of how my wife paid lip service to our marriage. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
2972 You being my wife's lover are you certain this is ethical? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2973 Man, Ray did you hear what I said? 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2974 I need more color in my life. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2975 What does it mean? The red love seat and you sitting over there? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2976 These surrealist fantasies are taking over my life 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2977 I appreciate the thought, but I said I missed the lap of luxury, not the lips. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2978 Somehow, I'm very comfortable putting words in her mouth. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2979 It's like I'm not seeing things as just black and white anymore. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2980 What's your hourly rate for this lip service? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2981 I had that dream again last night, the one where Marilyn is trying to devour me." 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2982 Doc, let’s stop rimming around and we’ll lick this problem together. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2983 Well, just a sinking feeling I'm about to be swallowed by Mick Jagger 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
2984 I keep lying about my Freudian lips. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
2985 I can still see her lips everywhere I go 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
2986 You wouldn't understand. You're a Beatles kind of guy. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
2987 When I come here, my blues seem to go away. 1.2133 0.03173 75 63 11 1
2988 What kind of studio did you say was in this office space before you? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
2989 Her ruby lips caressed my “...... wait, slow down, Ed 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
2990 What red lips? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2991 How does it make you feel to be the psychologist this time? 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
2992 I'm obsessed with French kissing. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2993 "You want me to remove my shoes, don"t you? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2994 I forget which pill it was . . . all I can think of right now is Mother's Little Helper. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2995 Would you mind writing down my grocery list before I forget it? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2996 Are you sure this is the interview for the Bachelor? 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
2997 C'mon doctor, just try to relax and speak freely about anything in this role-reversal therapy session. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
2998 Pleased to meet you, Hope you Guess my Name. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
2999 I don't charge less if you sleep. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3000 It appears you're giving me lip service again. I suppose you really intend to desert me just like my mother. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3001 I'm not distracted! Don't put words in her...I mean, my mouth! 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3002 I see floppy clocks when I'm on this sofa. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3003 I have this recurring nightmare that I'm swallowed whole by the Rolling Stones' logo. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3004 Last night I dreamt I went to Manderley again. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3005 I love your couch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3006 Your socks don't match. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3007 I dreamt I was performing an organ solo when the pianist approached with a bouquet of roses... 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3008 The meds you prescribed are REALLY working. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3009 You think I'm lying? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3010 I'm not here for help. Tell me, what did you pay for this couch. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3011 Can we change places? 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3012 Mae I suggest we stop dilli Dali..ying around ...I have so much to discuss this week. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3013 Would you be willing to switch my prescription for a service dog to a service cat? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3014 What really eats on me is her big mouth. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3015 Here comes my 19th nervous breakdown 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3016 I have a feeling your only giving me lip service Doc 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3017 Unununnh ....I can feel her tongue as we speak! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3018 Do I need to say it? Just read my lips! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3019 Psst... is the couch available for dinner? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3020 Look Doc, my life isn't just a bed of roses. 1.2083 0.04612 72 59 12 1
3021 Yes doctor, I’ve had this obsession with Roche Bobois since my mother bought those mismatching floor sectional pieces in the 1990s. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3022 I've adored Marilyn ever since I was in kindergarten. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3023 I'm sorry, Doc, but a lie-down and smooch from Mick's lips aren't going to solve my problems... 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3024 When do you think I'll progress to the anal stage, Doctor? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3025 After her botox treatment I keep seeing big lips everywhere 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3026 Momma always said I had moods like Jagger.” 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3027 Your not just giving me LIP SERVICE, are you doc? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3028 Somehow I feel like you need to update your methods 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3029 So now I never think about her at all. 1.2083 0.03925 72 60 11 1
3030 Sublimation, my ass. Somebody keeps saying "who wants kisses?". 1.2083 0.05019 72 60 10 2
3031 It's better if I keep my mouth shut. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3032 And then she said I had white privilege. Does she not realize how long I had to wait for my private jet to be refueled? I'm a victim of the system too! 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3033 Where was this art auction? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3034 Is it me or does this couch smell like cherries. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3035 What in the world are you holding?! 1.2083 0.05019 72 60 10 2
3036 I can't explain why, but I'm just feeling tongue-tied. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3037 I feel I'm about to be eaten by my mother. 1.2083 0.05019 72 60 10 2
3038 I hear your list of former patients includes both Mick Jagger and Jack Nicholson. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3039 Mind if I give you a more candid answer about my mother and "shoes on the furniture"? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3040 You Freudians couch everything in terms of oral fixations! 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3041 This is not helping with my sex addiction. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3042 You know Doc, this very red couch says a lot about you. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3043 I dunno, I guess I'm stuck. I can't seem to get her soft, pillowy lips out of my mind. 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3044 I’m sorry Doctor, but even your couch, triggers my Oedipal complex. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3045 I've always wanted to be kissed all over. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3046 Have I lost a lot of blood, detective? This sofa used to be white. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3047 I'm here for lip service. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3048 Do you mind if I smoke? It seems my oral fixations are acting up again. 1.2083 0.04395 72 61 9 2
3049 Take a seat, Bill. My nap's going to be over in like two hours, we'll talk about your pay raise then. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3050 This red couch sure does strike the right note of middle aged whimsy! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3051 I must admit I feel better in red lipstick. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3052 What makes you think I’m lying? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3053 Then Mae West swallowed and I woke up. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3054 Why is the sofa wet, John? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3055 Now I know why you don't speak much...Because I'm laying on your mouth piece! 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3056 Would you mind moving your chair over there? Turning my head to make eye contact with you is straining my neck. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3057 Everywhere I look, I see her. Her hair in wind chimes. Her eyes in pancakes. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3058 I have this crazy feeling that I am in Salvador Dali’s living room and melting clocks are chiming. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3059 What do you mean "I have an oral fixation"? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3060 I would not trust a thing it says. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3061 I try and I try but I can't get no satisfaction. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3062 I really hope you can help with my fear of Chapstick. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3063 I'm gonna fuck the couch 1.2083 0.05745 72 62 6 4
3064 I hear voices in my head of Mick Jagger. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3065 This feels different. Did you finally get those Collagen injections? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3066 I'd like to discuss my fears of the MeToo movement. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3067 Why do I feel like you're just giving me lip service, Doctor? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3068 I just can’t get her lips out of my mind. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3069 I have the sneaking suspicion you'll oversexualize everything I say. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3070 Are you the kind to kiss and tell? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3071 Red is not my color. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3072 I keep having dreams of a sexual nature regarding your couch. 1.2078 0.04271 77 65 10 2
3073 Wax lips are a favorite childhood memory. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3074 You may not believe me, but this is the perfect couch for dealing with my lipstick obsession. 1.2078 0.05176 77 65 9 3
3075 So, it's actually ok to kiss and tell? 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3076 Therapy in the Poconos is certainly different. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3077 Doc, I’ve got this strong urge to kiss my pillow.” Jacqueline Moran, Canada 1.2055 0.04558 73 60 12 1
3078 I was accused of objectifying women. How ridiculous! I love women, especially their lips. ....I knew you’d understand. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3079 Who'd have thought that ass-kissing was an effective form of therapy? 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3080 I feel you’re just paying me lip service. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3081 This must be HEAVEN? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3082 I feel like everyone is giving me the kiss-off. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3083 My oral fixation is getting worse ... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3084 Your couch could use some Chapstick! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3085 I can't shake the feeling that I am going to be eaten by a gigantic woman! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3086 The world seems...Daliesque. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3087 Thank you. These sessions on your red couch are the most vibrant things in my gray life. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3088 I know it's a chaise longue, but it feels more like a chaise tongue. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3089 I don't know if this is a problem, but I keep seeing images of Connie Francis and wondering if I have any lipstick on my collar. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3090 I don’t think this helping my problems with oral fixations! 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3091 I’ve always though psychiatry was just a bunch of lip service. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3092 No, the session doesn't feel any sexier today 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3093 I don't care if it makes you horny Doc, this couch is grotesque! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3094 I'm not sure why, but this couch always makes me think of Mick Jagger. 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3095 I feel like such a schmuck! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3096 I would prefer the Le Corbusier chaise. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3097 No, I don't care for Brussels Sprouts. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3098 I had that nightmare again. The one where I come here and suddenly find myself lying inside a giant Venus flytrap. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3099 I told you : The truth , not lip service... 1.2000 0.04595 70 58 11 1
3100 got milk? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3101 This is the moistest couch I've ever been on. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3102 Doc, I come here for more than just lip service. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3103 The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3104 Are you sure you can hear me?? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3105 If I stop talking, does it cost less? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3106 Gift from a happy former patient? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3107 Why are you so down in the mouth? 1.2000 0.04595 70 58 11 1
3108 My biggest issue seems like it is right on the tip of my tongue. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3109 Sometimes, I wish had the moves like Jagger, too. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3110 They say “Red, red, wet the bed” 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3111 This couch so reminds me of Marilyn. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3112 How do I feel? Balmy! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3113 Doctor, explain again how the mirror on the ceiling helps my therapy 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3114 It doesn't help that your sofa reminds me of my ex's mouth. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3115 Thanks for asking. Make mine a Tanqueray martini on the rocks with 2 olives. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3116 Are these lips really molded from Mick Jagger? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3117 Did I mention, I have an oral fixation? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3118 You'll need a larger notebook than that for my tale of woe. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3119 What ‘s with this couch? Looks like the Love Shack in here! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3120 I ALWAYS pray like this 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3121 What do ya think it means, Doc? I keep dreaming about red lips. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3122 It’s been a long time since I’ve been kissed like this. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3123 I'm always under the impression I'm on somone's lips. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3124 I want to make a clever Man Ray caption, but nothing comes to mind. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3125 Thank you Dr. Jagger. You've made me realize that I've bitten off more than I can chew. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3126 Worst of all, I can't seem to shake the feeling that you're only paying lip service to anything I say. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3127 What do you mean that I have a problem with it? You the one who picked it out. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3128 I wish I didn't have to come to therapy to get some peace and quiet. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3129 I just told her to read my lips. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3130 Why is Mick Jagger always looking at me? 1.2000 0.06305 70 60 6 4
3131 I was a cartoonist until stricken by political correctness. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3132 Read my lips... wait, who said that?! 1.2000 0.06931 70 62 2 6
3133 Doctor, would you consider yourself to be a “Freudian”? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3134 Oh, I don't know. Probably once or twice a day. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3135 My heart knows what the wild goose knows, and I must go where the wild goose goes. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3136 By the way, your socks don't match. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3137 It was a love as big as all indoors. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3138 How long have you had this oral fixation? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3139 And when she went back to Venus, all she left me was this couch. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3140 Sometimes it's like I'm being eaten alive, but then it's like I'm being kissed...it's all so confusing when I see you. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3141 I dreamt I picked up the phone and a lobster bit my hand. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3142 But I speak in tongues only if the spirit moves me. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3143 How often do you feel that a 50' woman is going to swallow you 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3144 I just can’t get past the fact that your hourly billing rate is more than mine. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3145 Doctor, I have this somewhat existential feeling of continually being in danger of being swallowed up. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3146 Can we switch chairs I''m a germaphobe? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3147 I feel like I'm put on the spot. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3148 I assume this is the only object-shaped couch you have, right Dr. Lipschitz? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3149 Tell me doctor, should I feel loved or devoured? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3150 ...you were Mick Jagger and I was Steven Tyler... 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3151 It’s just lip service 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3152 This one is much more comfortable than the Jung. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3153 I think I forgot to kiss my wife goodbye. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3154 They say you're the best to help me kiss my blues good-bye. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3155 And I thought my mother-in-law had a big mouth. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3156 Sometimes I feel like everyone's just paying me lip service. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3157 I do like this couch better than the brown one. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3158 Why is this couch shaped like lips? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3159 I'm not wasting our time in the suite. Getting you to listen IS my fantasy. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3160 In these nightmares, my ex-wife opens her big mouth and swallows me. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3161 Yeah, the issue is definitely my mother... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3162 I feel like I should gloss over my childhood, for some reason. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3163 I've just been feeling really lipless... 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3164 Sorry, not a Stones fan. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3165 Why do you say I’m getting lippy? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3166 I didn't buy it. What does it mean to the guy who did? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3167 No no no, I’m not a therapist. I’m a love doctor. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3168 And in my dream, I'm being engulfed by a giant version of my mother's ruby-red lips. Am I crazy? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3169 If all the world is a stage, I feel like I’m in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3170 I fear I’ll be consumed by the next woman I lie with. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3171 I feel pursed. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3172 I feel like you're just paying me lip service. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3173 Your couch reminds me of how much I love my Tesla. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3174 My mother this color lipstick. I'll bring my yoga mat next time. 1.1972 0.04539 71 59 11 1
3175 Dr. Hippocrates, I can't believe that after getting your M. D. degree at Harvard and doing your residency at Johns Hopkins that you let your couch do the talking for you. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3176 And then my wife said 'If you don't like m shade of lipstick, I'm leaving you.' 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3177 Why do I get the feeling you're trying to kiss up to me for more money? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3178 Are those booties for me" 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3179 I think you're just doodling and not listening to a word I'm saying. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3180 I think you should be here and I should be there ! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3181 I have this feeling of being sucked dry 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3182 You say you keep seeing mouths in inanimate objects? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3183 I appreciate the new couch but, honestly, I still feel unlovable. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3184 Just to be clear, I’m the Doctor, you’re the Patient, and my rate stays the same, right? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3185 Now can we talk about your issues? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3186 Perhaps we should switch places. The choice of this couch could very well signify you have unresolved Oedipal issues. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3187 I feel like she is devouring me! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3188 I dread red! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3189 This couch isn't helping with my psychosexual oral fixation. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3190 Are you sure this is the best way to treat my fear of liposuction? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3191 Is Hot Lips Houlihan your wife? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3192 ‘So you think you are Mick Jagger? Tell me about it.’ 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3193 and I feel like I’m about to be swallowed whole by a giant woman with thick, ruby lips. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3194 I need to tell you something,Dr. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3195 Doctor, my dog gets more “likes” in Facebook than I do! 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3196 I feel I've taken quite a lickin' in my life 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3197 I'm feeling very euphoric and overly warm. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3198 I think maybe we're both going through some sort of crisis, Doc. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3199 I bet I can guess who your most famous patient is. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3200 Every day with her is like being eaten alive. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3201 I had requested a "Sticky Fingers" sofa. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3202 I must admit that I like the new office. 1.1972 0.04072 71 58 13 0
3203 I had Ramen for lunch yesterday. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3204 Here it's ok to kiss and tell 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3205 Does this couch come in other shades? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3206 I really need you to be honest with me and stop kissing my ass. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3207 Don't bother. This red thing proves I'm not paranoid after all. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3208 Does Howard Stern do offices? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3209 I talk best when I’m lying and I suppose that’s a Freudian’s lip. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3210 I honestly don’t know how I got here 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3211 Was I snoring? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3212 Listen, I'm not here for lip service...for HIP service. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3213 Sometimes I feel the world should just kiss my ass. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3214 Good grief, I made the couch blush. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3215 Doctor, are you sure this will help me overcome my oral fixations! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3216 Is there a reason why this couch looks like lips? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3217 When I finally take my hands away to look, all I see is her face, inches away, saying “Come give your Auntie a kiss!” 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3218 No, I'd like to think I'm honest in my relationships...Yes, of course I washed my hands after the cranberry harvest. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3219 Oh my, I have a sudden urge to kiss you! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3220 I seem to have an oral fixation whenever I'm here. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3221 Don't you think that's a bit of a leading question? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3222 What would it mean if I said this sofa looks like a woman's lips? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3223 Actually, the problem is now lipstick stains. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3224 You say I have an oral fixation, but you’re the one who has me lying down on a giant pair of lips. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3225 I don’t know..I’m feeling a little mouthy here. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3226 Ever feel like a luscious dumpling and life is trying to swallow you whole? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3227 I'm starting to think everything is about sex. 1.1972 0.03247 71 59 12 0
3228 I keep having doubts about whether I've picked the right shade. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3229 I have an irrational fear of being swallowed whole 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3230 Yes, it is a truly original Mar-a-Lago design...sorry, the rental fee is not covered by your insurance plan. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3231 Does insurance typically cover lip service? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3232 Well yes, Mother was obsessed with Man Ray's work. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3233 So what's eating away at you? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3234 So far all I've gotten is lip service. 1.1972 0.04963 71 60 9 2
3235 Honestly, it's nice to get my ass kissed here every week. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3236 And if I weren’t orally fixated? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3237 No, it’s not my lip service, it’s your nickels worth of advice. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3238 You're not just giving me lip service? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3239 I feel I'm laying on the edge of a precipice about to be swallowed... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3240 your oral fixation has me uncomfortable 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3241 Doc, I need more than lip service. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3242 Are you sure this will help me get over my fear of Botox? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3243 My mother never kissed me as a child. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3244 Should I start with my phagophobia? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3245 Thanks, Doc. I had no idea I had an oral fixation until I started coming here. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3246 Note to decorator: When I said I needed a love seat, I meant a short couch. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3247 Could you speed it up? I think I'm hemorrhaging 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3248 Does thing thing have a tongue or is that a mouse? 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3249 I'm haunted with dreams about lips. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3250 We should get a sectional. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3251 Sorry Doc if I'm a little reluctant. I've never been a kiss and tell kinda guy. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3252 I feel it literally sucking me in. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3253 I think the blue one better captures my personality. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3254 Doc, I am interested in more than just your "lip-service"! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3255 You should see the couch I don't talk on 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3256 I feel much more comfortable on the couch too. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3257 Your sofa does wonders for the self-esteem, doctor. When one wants his whazzit kissed, one only has to sit down. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3258 It's fine by me because the old couch also reminded me of my mother. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3259 Sometimes, a lip is just a lip. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3260 No, Doctor, I think "oral fixation" is a fine decorating motif, if a bit dated. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3261 My wife and I differ on sex matters...I'm in favor of it. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3262 In my dreams, I usually get swallowed by your couch...did you know there are teeth behind those lips? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3263 So this is Tongue-ian therapy? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3264 i'm afraid this lip is sealed. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3265 You must spend a fortune on lip balm. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3266 You have to believe me. I'm seeing this couch as red right now! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3267 I'm not sure my oral fixation began prior to my walking in the door to this room. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3268 How much for the sofa? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3269 So it all began when Grandma suddenly started kissing us on the lips. 1.1972 0.04963 71 60 9 2
3270 I hope I'm getting more than lip service for what I'm paying! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3271 Now that I’ve hit the genital stage, shouldn’t we rotate the couch? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3272 I feel like all you give me is lip service. 1.1972 0.03817 71 60 10 1
3273 I am not fond of kissing. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3274 Maybe you could reupholster it in a neutral color. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3275 Can we talk about my mother now? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3276 Come on doc, give it to me straight... I have this strange feeling that you're just kissing my butt 1.1972 0.02123 71 60 11 0
3277 You are so clever.Laying on these lips opens me up. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3278 Are these lips spitting me out or sucking me in?" 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3279 Is talking about upholstery too far off topic? Lip couches are always out-of-stock at my store... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3280 Maybe we should switch places. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3281 New red couch/snazzy outfit,business must be good. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3282 Ridiculous. Is that more assertive? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3283 I swear, online it looked a lot less red. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3284 Are you sure this is the right place to talk about my intimacy issues? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3285 I can't quite explain, but it's as if I'm being consumed by a not particularly subtle emblem of desire. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3286 When all you have is this couch, everything looks like oral fixation. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3287 Something tells me you're about to give me the big kiss-off like everybody else. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3288 I can't shake the feeling that I'm just getting lip service from you. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3289 Quite frankly doctor, my world was gray and lifeless untilI started therapy with you 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3290 Are you just paying me lip service doc? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3291 I thought about therapy, but then I realized furniture sales was more "me." 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3292 I think we're getting to the bottom of the surreal issues here. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3293 Can't you hear me knocking?? I got the blues and a bunch of dead flowers. You gotta give me some brown sugar now, Bitch, so I can go ride my wild horses! Now ask me another dumb question... 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3294 I thought you agreed I could mouth off this time. 1.1944 0.03504 72 63 7 2
3295 I feel that all everyone gives me is lip service." 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3296 'Is it true what I heard, satisfaction guaranteed or your mania back?' 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3297 I simply cannot stop myself from talking smack. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3298 I guess it all started with Hot Lips... 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3299 How is everything? Well, it's all right now. In fact, it's a gas. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3300 I'll be bringing my own couch to all our sessions; it's the exact model and color of the one in my recurring dream. 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3301 I suppose this is the ONLY place I can kiss and tell. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3302 I havetah say Doc- this lipstick sofa brings up the oddest thoughts !" JK Fuller, Genoa, NV 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3303 Don't you have a couch that does not feel like it is eating me. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3304 What do mean lipstick fetish? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3305 Fine, let's talk about my oral fixation! 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3306 So, now that you are in my chair, I'll tell you about my mother. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3307 I feel the love. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3308 I feel somehow like I'm kissing and telling. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3309 It just feels like she is going to eat me alive sometimes? 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3310 Don't talk to me about repressed sexuality; I'm not the one with the lips couch. 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3311 She said that I was the kiss of death; do you think she meant that literally 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3312 My old fashioned angst feels so out of place on this couch 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3313 I have tremendous guilt over the extra cost of the color run. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3314 I guess it's comfortable. I'm just a bit nervous about what I'll lie down on after I finish my Oral Phase? 1.1944 0.06452 72 63 4 5
3315 I don't mean to gloss over everything, doc. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3316 I feel like I'm seeing lips wherever I go. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3317 I just can't talk freely about my fantasies without shag carpet. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3318 Whatever you're jotting down, I own the copyright. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3319 I'm beginning to think I'm not the only one with an oral fixation. 1.1944 0.03504 72 63 7 2
3320 I can't stop thinking about my mother putting on her red lipstick. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3321 My newly enhanced Anima intuition is telling me it's time for a beer. What do you think? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3322 ......and then I was consumed by her ruby red lips. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3323 Read my lips. No new exes. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3324 'Is this your idea of creating intimacy in the post-MeToo era? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3325 I told you...I don't kiss and tell. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3326 What on earth am I laying on? It doesn't look like anything I've seen in my life. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3327 Are you going to give me a sweetheart deal? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3328 I fear having my psychosis swallow me whole. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3329 Didn’t you say you specialized in anal fixations? 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3330 Does it feel balmy in here to you? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3331 Should I begin NOW? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3332 Doc, I just gotta say that this is a pretty tacky couch you got here. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3333 Wow — a different couch for each psychosexual stage! 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3334 By the way, the self-reproach I feel is really no different than the self-love everyone else feels. Right? 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3335 I don’t have anger issues. I just DETEST your turtleneck! 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3336 New address, new couch - what's up, doc? 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
3337 And then I had a craving for a tongue sandwich. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3338 Who is to blame if you say “labile” and I heard “labia”? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3339 Everything I see reminds me of The Rolling Stones. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3340 And you wanted me to open up. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3341 Sharing this really chaps me. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3342 I don't know why it makes me think of her. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3343 I don't know, Doc. But every time I come here, I think I'm about to be swallowed up? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3344 It feels like you're just providing lip service. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3345 I know this new couch is better, but I want to complain about it anyway. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3346 Today I'd like to talk about why I can't get no satisfaction..." 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3347 Why do I feel you are giving only lip service to my ideas? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3348 For now there's no formal diagnosis in the DSM regarding feeling like a human bite plate. But give it time. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3349 Just before the giant swallows me, I wake up and the nightmare starts all over again 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3350 I've been experiencing very sticky fingers lately. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3351 You say, "Love and Relationships." I say, "Kiss off." 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3352 Ever since seeing JAWS, I've had this infantile fear of being eaten. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3353 Did you just blow me a kiss? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3354 My mother, my father, and I all loved red 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3355 From these lips to God’s ears. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3356 I like diversity in your furniture. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3357 What makes you think I have an oral fixation? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3358 So whose plump red lips have been dreaming of? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3359 Recently, I feel like I'm about to be swallowed whole. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3360 This won't work...I'm into Gothic women. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3361 I like how you say "Keep It Simple Stupid" instead of "How did that makes you feel." 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3362 I have this recurring dream of being eaten alive. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3363 Why do I keep thinking of a Rolling Stones tour? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3364 I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner That is what I truly wish to be Cause if I were a Oscar Mayer Weiner Everyone would be in love Oh everyone would be in love Everyone would be in love with me 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3365 actually, Doc, the couch at home is just plain uncomfortable 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3366 Maybe, we can continue this over a drink? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3367 When did you first begin thinking you were being eaten by a woman with red lipstick? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3368 Loose lips sink psych trips. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3369 Prescription says - To lean on red lips is the panacea for ailing dotage. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3370 Since it is contest #666 I will just say that the devil made me do it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3371 I'm sure I misheard you. What did you say the couch design will be when we move on to the next stage of psychosexual development? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3372 I’ll tell my wife this was helpful, so now can I have the blue pills? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3373 Just lie back and relax you said? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3374 I'm beginning to understand what you mean by "being too black and white" 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3375 This doesn't help me with my confusion between my fixation with pole dancers and my mother's farewell kisses. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3376 I don't understand it, doctor. Since I started therapy I've developed an irrational fear of being bitten. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3377 Actually, I thought I was getting liposuction. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3378 I wanted to tell her to "kiss my ass" 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3379 I've never said this before, when I come here have an urge to give you a kiss. It somehow just comes over me? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3380 Every session my blues fad away. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3381 Are you from OK Cupid? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3382 Let me tell you what's really eating me. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3383 You're a Freudian, aren't you. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3384 I asked for a lemon twist! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3385 I've been feeling pretty blue lately, and no one seems to understand. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3386 Well, I do believe that your decorator has discovered a new color, but why do you need to know how that makes me feel? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3387 I was accused of giving my patients lip service so I just stopped fighting it. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3388 Remind me to pick up some lipstick for my wife after the session. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3389 This feels like a bad setting for rejection therapy. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3390 My recurring dream is that giant lips are performing fellatio on my whole body. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3391 Moving from furniture design to counselling! WOW 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3392 I don't know if my wife's going to like this. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3393 It's gone beyond my relationship with my Mom. Now I'm seeing red on all topics. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3394 What if it was the anal stage? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3395 Sorry doc, but I don’t think this is going to help me with my oral fixation... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3396 I feel I am constantly chewed by my wife. I see her lips everywhere. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3397 And you said my complex was edible?" 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3398 These sessions are definitely helping me adjust to her lip. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3399 It's easier to talk to you compared to my previous therapists. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3400 I feel that all I am getting from you is lip service 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3401 But what if I refuse to share my vulnerability? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3402 I'm feeling quite aroused right now. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3403 An oral fixation? What makes you say that? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3404 Every time I come here I feel a compulsion to sing Hello Dali... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3405 Could I just turn over and whisper sweet nothings ? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3406 For some reason my sex life has taken a definite turn for the better." 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3407 Really? Sticky Fingers is my favorite Stones album too. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3408 Thank you for redecorating your office the way I suggested, doctor, but I still have doubts about your diagnosis of my oral fixation. 1.1912 0.04323 68 59 7 2
3409 Somehow, this couch makes my unease with women even worse. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3410 I'm guessing you're a Freudian, Doc. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3411 Do you have any matching pieces that go with the lip couch? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3412 Kardashian addiction conversion therapy is no joke 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3413 Oh doctor, you are all about love, but I have consequences. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3414 What are your credentials again? I found you by word of mouth. They said you’re a real therapist not a lip service. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3415 Read my lips this is the original W casting couch... 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3416 Her favorite song was "Man Eater" 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3417 I think my oral fixation began in childhood...but it's nothing I can't overcome, right? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3418 What lips my lips have kissed. What kiss my lips have missed. What miss my lips have felt. Forgive me, lips. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3419 I keep seeing two giant red lips trying to kiss me. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3420 From these lips to your ears, I need help 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3421 You realize that your fly is open. 1.1912 0.05027 68 58 8 2
3422 Tell me about your dream. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3423 Doc, for the last time...I don't KNOW why I " can't get no satisfaction." 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3424 Ever since I started seeing you, I keep dreaming about Botox. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3425 Do have Tic Tacs? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3426 These new Botox couches are really comfortable 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3427 I just have a headache, and you want me to write a will? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3428 I used to think fifty shades of grey was exciting until I came here? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3429 So you think I have some sort of an oral fixation? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3430 I can’t believe I said that. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3431 I think the sofa wants to go down on me. Am I crazy? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3432 I simply feel like I'm being devoured. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3433 Quit talking mishegas, Marty! Not everything in life is symbolism. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3434 Botox makes this couch feel like a king size bed 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3435 She kissed me and then I realized she probably was right-there must be 50 ways to leave your lover. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3436 Face it, we are both Mid-Century has-beens. Only the couch endures. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3437 And then she just kissed me off! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3438 Doctor...I think your obsession with Mick Jagger's lips is something you need to look at! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3439 I never felt so loved. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3440 This isn't exactly the lip service I was expecting. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3441 Draw me like one of your french girls. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3442 It's vague and symbolic, sure, but definitely a sex thing. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3443 She took the green-blue color vision in the divorce. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3444 So, how long have you had these dreams of being a rose in a Spanish dancer's mouth? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3445 I go to do the caption contest and all I see are therapists' couches, tell me Doc, am I crazy? 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3446 I feel like life is about to swallow me up. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3447 How common is this fixation you say I have? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3448 ...and then I turned into a giant tube of Cherry ChapStick®. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3449 I appreciate the more contemporary couch, but I'm feeling some pressure about which areas you feel I need to work on. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3450 I'm still having the recurring dream about Mae West. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3451 She was glamorous, yes, but a bigmouth, my mother... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3452 Mind if I snore a little? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3453 This couch doesn't feel all that comfortable. Let's switch places. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3454 I feel like something is about to swallow me whole. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3455 Tell me more about this oral fixation... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3456 My recurring nightmare is that I'm stuck in a Rolling Stones logo. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3457 I can't shake the feeling that everyone is sucking up to me. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3458 I feel like I'm running off at the mouth. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3459 Did you say Hot Lips? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3460 Just say’n...this is front-loading the whole free-association thing. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3461 I can't stop dreaming I'm Marilyn Monroe. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3462 Some days it feels like the world wants to swallow me up and spit me out. 1.1912 0.04570 68 57 10 1
3463 I keep dreaming about Angelina Jolie 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3464 I feel increasingly insecure about my kissing. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3465 I feel like everyone just gives me lip service 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3466 I’m having Delusions of Jagger. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3467 Is this French therapy? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3468 Coming here makes me realize how much my life sucks. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3469 Do you happen to have a couch in the shape of buttocks ? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3470 Note to self: Extend Senior Discount 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3471 What do you mean by ‘Freudian lips...’ I mean ‘slip’’? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3472 Hmmm...yet another of my patients is exhibiting signs of oral fixation. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3473 ``Don't ever forget that I'm the one who's talking." 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3474 I've had this recurring hallucination sine the day I got the patent on Botox. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3475 I don’t know why, but I feel like a complete fraud whenever I do something to spice up my life. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3476 Doc, I don’t know why I can’t stop thinking about sex? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3477 Your couch may reveal a lot about you. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3478 and after each visit I have this strange dream that I am about to be bathed with saliva by a woman's tongue 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3479 I'm having vivid hallucinations and I'm a little nervous about what's coming next, Dr. Lipschitz. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3480 Maybe I was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3481 *...and a full page ad in the furnishing section of The Psychoanalytic Journal." 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3482 But you promised what I say would go directly to God's ear. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3483 I prefer this to when you thought I was anal retentive. 1.1912 0.03781 68 58 9 1
3484 Hope you guess my name. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3485 Even this chaps my butt. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3486 Is everything about sex, doc? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3487 I'm sorry Doc. I like the bottom part, but the upper section is a little stiff. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3488 My wife thinks I pay lip service to these sessions. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3489 I won't be staying for the anal phase 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3490 Sir, I don't pay you to give me lip. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3491 I can’t find my smile, doc. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3492 Teal would have been more calming. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3493 I always feel like people are kissing my butt. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3494 Is this placebo effect or "putting lipstick on a pig" test? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3495 I already told you, I don't kiss and tell! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3496 This isn’t helping with my mommy complex. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3497 I keep thinking I am Ferdinand the bull. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3498 This heated couch sucks! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3499 And then I met my fourth wife... 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3500 Would it alarm you if I said your couch is licking me? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3501 Call me crazy, but I keep thinking of lips. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3502 My complexes are on everyone's lips 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3503 I have this continuing dream that I am Andy Warhol. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3504 What do you mean, say "Aaah"? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3505 I'd feel more comfortable on blue. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3506 You don’t understand, I feel like I’m being eaten alive! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3507 Everyone tells me I'm a kiss ass. What to you see? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3508 Can we trade places? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3509 Maybe YOU can't always get what you want. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3510 I can't wait to try your new oral fixation immersion therapy. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3511 Since seeing you I have this fear, each time we kiss, that her lips will devour me. I can't imagine why. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3512 It's not really from my lips to you, is it? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3513 You have quite the mouth on you. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3514 I would like you to feel safe to "speak your mind" 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3515 I just want to write musicals about Transvestites and I don 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3516 Back in the day, commies ran red states and loose lips sank ships. What's changed? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3517 I'm feeling a bit surreal these days 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3518 Everywhere I go, I feel like a couch potato. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3519 Have you ever heard about the saying of what to do on an airplane in case of an impending crash> it says while sitting , put your head between your legs and then ,kiss your ass goodbye." Well that's how I feel now on this sofa talking to you 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3520 Do others who lie here express an urge to kiss their therapist? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3521 At least you're just taking notes...the last time a woman's lips were all over me I was being videotaped! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3522 Now you're just kissing up to me! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3523 The lip service is an extra $100. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3524 Her lips tell me 'no, no, But there's 'yes, yes' in her eyes. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3525 If you add an ottoman to this couch, next week I can work on my fantasy of being a cigar smoked by a voluptuous beauty. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3526 I just feel like this year is eating me alive. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3527 I just remember the smacking. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3528 Well, now that you ask again, I do remember my mother's lips... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3529 Something’s been eating at me, but I can’t quite figure out what it is. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3530 I just can’t seem to open up. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3531 I promise you it's pure coincidence. I didn't plan for the couch to look like a set of lips and we're here because your wife is giving you the silent treatment. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3532 I know you say I'm ready to move on from the oral stage of development but I'm a little afraid of the sofa that goes with it. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3533 Is this couch a bob-o-pedic? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3534 This couch is not helping me cope with my oral fixation. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3535 and then she kissed me... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3536 Doc just tell me like it is, I feel I’m getting lip service here 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3537 Of course, I'll need a blue couch for when I'm feeling sad. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3538 I started by giving my wife lip service about my true feelings and now I just couch them as come what may. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3539 And then I always wake up when Keith Richards comes at me with his lighter. 1.1912 0.05446 68 59 6 3
3540 I just feel like all you are giving me is lip service. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3541 I feel like I’m on everyone’s lips. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3542 I feel like everyone is only paying me lip service; even you, doc. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3543 I blame in on my Dada. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3544 I could use a big biss 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3545 Doc, do you ever have the inexplicable feeling that you could be swallowed up at any moment? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3546 I’m not sure this is what Freud meant. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3547 Why does your couch feel moist? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3548 I’m sorry, nothing’s coming up. What about a chair with boobies on it? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3549 I keep having a recurring nightmare about being eaten alive. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3550 It's just that every time I come in, I feel I revert back to my oral-fixated ways. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
3551 In order to work on your delusional disorder I'll need my seat back. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
3552 I just want you to be comfortable as we analyze your oral fixation stage. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
3553 I don't know. Sometimes I feel as if I'm going to be swallowed whole. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
3554 I have a fear of being swallowed. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
3555 I feel like I’m being eaten alive. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3556 I hope they don't realize the lobby couch is missing. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3557 I'm not sure you're asking the right questions. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3558 Are you just giving me lip service? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3559 I was told you have the best lips in the business 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3560 Fun childhood, swell teen age years, conflict free adulthood, and you want me to tell you how to live 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3561 Have you ever thought about swapping roles? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3562 You mean that? It feels like only lip service to me. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3563 Thanks for seeing me on such short notice Dr. Lipsy. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3564 So you don't take PayPal ? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3565 I think my problems started with loose lips. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3566 I just came to remove my wisdom tooth. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3567 I just feel like life's eating me alive right now, Doc. It's surreal. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3568 Before we start, I must tell you, like the bulls, the color red motivates me to violence. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3569 Take down that I've conquered lip phobia. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3570 It feels like time is just melting away. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3571 She left me but I can't seem to get those lips out of my mind! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3572 Did Freud's mother wear lipstick? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3573 Is this your way of suggesting I’m putting lipstick on a pig? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3574 I keep having nightmares of a bar tender raising my taxes. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3575 I feel fine but lately I have this strange fear of being swallowed. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3576 You know what else chaps my ass? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3577 And in my dream my mother had thick, luscious lips... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3578 Not that there’s anything wrong with that. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3579 You say you feel like you are in a time warp... again? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3580 It is okay to eat or drink on the sofa, my lips are sealed. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3581 I can't wait to see how you treat a case of the blues. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3582 I feel as if the whole earth is about to swallow me up whole. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3583 I don't know why....I keep thinking of my devouring mother. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3584 How long have you had your Mick Jagger complex? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3585 The love seat is not bring us any closer together. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3586 It was all so surreal. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3587 To couch this in terms you'll understand, your "sofa, so good" comment does not settee well with me. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3588 I feel reborn 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3589 Did I mention that I have this recurring nightmare that I'm being eaten alive by a woman wearing bright red lipstick? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3590 It's like I see red lips everywhere, doc. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3591 Am I talking now or lip syncing? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3592 And to this day, I can still feel the tenderness of he lips! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3593 I’m black and white but this couch is red all over! 1.1846 0.02587 65 57 7 1
3594 Thank's for seeing me Doc. It's hard to find a good shrink in the Poconos. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3595 In my nightmares I am devoured by a gigantic luscious temptress. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3596 Why do I feel this is all lip service? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3597 I see a red door and I want it painted black. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3598 Doctor, I see you have a lip fetish too. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3599 No, I’m not familiar with the Venus flytrap method 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3600 I sometimes only give lip service to my wife's harangues. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3601 Lately I feel like I'm a lying, big mouth, suit. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3602 I can feel the ships sinking. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3603 Anything you say here is confidential. Trust me these lips are sealed 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3604 I just want to kiss myself goodbye 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3605 Since I've been seeing you everything I touch reminds me of sex. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3606 Did you write down that I save my fingernail clippings? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3607 Is this the way you give lip service? 1.1846 0.05092 65 56 7 2
3608 Unconscious fear of being swallowed whole does not necessarily translate into an impulse to spit it all out. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3609 I've sunk into the lips of luxury. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3610 And I think we both think about this red couch too much. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3611 I can't help but feeling that I have to perform. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3612 Is this how you force men to admit they're gay? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3613 I hoped you might have an ear for my problem. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3614 It's a recurring dream that I'm about to be swallowed by a giant woman. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3615 I can't seem to relax. I worry that I'll be swallowed alive. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3616 May I have the phone number of the store who provided your sofa. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3617 What's the conversation starter in your office......Dr. Mitty? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3618 Are you sitting in a nostril? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3619 This red couch stands out against the rest of your decor. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3620 Don't worry, my lips are sealed. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3621 *Patient seems to lack interest in my Harvard stories* 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3622 This is so ironic because I have a lipstick fetish! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3623 I'll take no more of your lip, doctor 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3624 So how exactly does this work again? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3625 Why do I feel like that this is a "kiss-and-tell" session? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3626 I’m finally feeling they’re kissing up to me. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3627 Do you have to write down the really bad stuff? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3628 Now I get it; "from the mouths of BABES" - good one doc! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3629 It’s a form of reverse psychology. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3630 Don't take me for some cheap date. Negroni first; then I kiss + tell. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3631 Is this your way of telling me this is my last session? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3632 Sometimes, I feel like the world is about to swallow me whole 1.1846 0.04595 65 55 9 1
3633 I just don't like it when you make me sit on the "Pouty Couch." 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3634 About that recurrent dream, where I'm being swallowed by two fat red lips..." 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3635 Are you charging me extra for the lip service? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3636 And I’d be crazy not to wish Bob a happy birthday. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3637 I'm lovesick and your couch isn't helping. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3638 I can't talk...loose lips sink ships! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3639 Are you color blind Doc? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3640 Can I get a kiss? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3641 Is this couch supposed to keep me from feeling blue? 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3642 I don’t think your paying attention. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3643 I keep imagining a world without Trump. Am I delusional or just hopeful? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3644 I take it you specialize in philtrum depression. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3645 Are you sure this helps with my Oedipus issues, doc? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3646 Well to start, I'm partially colourblind. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
3647 And then I took my master's in Oral Lit.... 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
3648 That is what I am trying to convince them about, it is not just lip service. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
3649 I've suddenly developed an oral fixation. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
3650 Stop kissing my ass. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3651 My wife's lips are so big after her fill, I see them everywhere. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
3652 I seem to be plagued by my wife’s big mouth. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3653 Contest #666? I don’t believe in coincidences, do you?’ 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
3654 I have an unnatural fear of constantly being kissed by huge lips. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3655 I feel like you're TRYING to remind me of my mother. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3656 Doc I think I just became a woman. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3657 I sense that my ass is going to be kissed goodbye. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3658 Doc it just feels like my life is black and white and red all over. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3659 Honestly, I need a doctor who doesn't buy his furniture at rummage sale. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3660 I thought I told you that my most horrible dream is being eaten by A 50 ft. Woman..... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3661 Why is everything female body parts with you? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3662 I love you, but it may be just the couch talking. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3663 That’s what my last therapist said about insisting on bringing my own couch. Right before I fired him. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3664 I had that dream about Kylie Kardashian again. 1.1818 0.05022 66 57 7 2
3665 Maybe you’ve heard this one before but you don’t always get what you want. You get what you need. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3666 Don't you have anything Mid Century Modern? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3667 Suddenly, Doctor, I’m feeling a bit Rocky. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3668 So, how does that make you feel when people kiss your ass? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3669 Freudian, not Jungian? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3670 If you really wanted me to talk you should've made this couch like a buffalo wing. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3671 Doc, the devil's in the details. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3672 I thought you promised pillow lips. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3673 I need to put some teeth in it. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3674 I need help! Our politics is getting to me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3675 In it, I'm the Tootsie Pop. I always wake up before 'three'. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3676 This is exactly the way I want to feel at work. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3677 Can you tell me anything about MiCk and KEIth that isn't confidential? 1.1818 0.04534 66 56 9 1
3678 And... And then see are him! It was horrible! And I couldn't do anything to stop it. So, tell me about this exquisite couch. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3679 I take it your lips are sealed... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3680 Ok Dr. ! Now it's your time of telling us your life ! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3681 Is Trump also running my sex life doctor? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3682 I keep dreaming that I'm being kissed by an immensely large woman. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3683 I can help you but I usually perform couples counseling on that couch. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3684 Am I crazy or does your couch put out? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3685 FROM YOUR LIPS TO MY EARS 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3686 From your couch to God’s ears. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3687 For some reason, I don't feel funny about saying the word "autoeroticism". 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3688 Every week after our session I have a recurring nightmare that Mic Jagger is trying to eat me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3689 That’s all I want. Just a kiss. Is that too much to ask? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3690 Yes, your couch brings up repressed memories 1.1818 0.04534 66 56 9 1
3691 I have problems with pretty women, their red lips haunted me all the time, I felt they were swallowing me alive. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3692 Can I bring my blow-up doll next time? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3693 Work has really swallowed me up these past couple of weeks.” 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3694 I know Freud said”Psychoanalysis is, in essence, a cure through love,” but this is a bit much, don’t you think? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3695 I’m feeling blue and highly partisan. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3696 You know this is all just lip service, right? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3697 Tell me again why I am paying you just for lip service? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3698 See here, I'm paying you to listen, not to eat chocolate fingers! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3699 When I learned there was no "farm upstate" that my hamster ran off to, things really started to go downhill. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3700 I seem to see her everywhere. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3701 So what, exactly, triggers your oral fixations? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3702 This is the couch I use for my patients with celebrity delusions. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3703 Therapy requires more than lip service 1.1818 0.03987 66 55 11 0
3704 Is everything an oral fixation with you?! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3705 I know she found a lipstick stain on your shirt; but stop pouting, and move on! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3706 No, it feels as if I’m on the tip of someone else’s tongue. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3707 And sometimes a cigar is a couch shaped like lips made up like a Hollywood diva. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3708 The hell with it! Quit crying. Now every person has to risk generic meds. Just keep ruminating. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3709 Why am I laying on lips? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3710 No matter what I'm doing, I can't stop thinking about the Rolling Stones. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3711 Lately I've been feeling like all I get is lip service. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3712 Are you really going to lecture a client on a chaise langue about Freudian slips? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3713 I don't know why, but I keep getting this intense feeling that my wife is telling me I should shut up and do what she says. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3714 Is it Ok with you if I floss? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3715 Everywhere I go it seems there’s something that reminds me of my ex. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3716 The timing couldn't have been better, Doc. I had just hit rock bottom right when you asked me to come up and see you some time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3717 So, was the hot lips therapy your idea or was your mother Sally Kellerman? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3718 Wake me up when you’re done, I’ll proof read your script. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3719 I hear, doc, that you specialize in oral fixations. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3720 Sometimes I feel you’re just paying me lip service. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3721 Feel like I’m sailing to Xanadu... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3722 I’m feeling very uncomfortable talking about mom 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3723 You want to know if this feels more authentic than the stiletto chair?" 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3724 Was it Keith Richards who gave you this couch?" 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3725 ... feels like I'm having the life sucked right out of me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3726 Everything stil seems dark blue to me. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3727 I feel like there has got to be more appropriate seating choices for patients. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3728 In my dream, my mother 's giant red lipstick mouth looks like she is going to kiss me, but she swallow me alive, and I wake up talking to my psychiatrist. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3729 I’m just as anxious even when I’m not erect... Face it doc, lying on these Freudian’s Lips isn’t working. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3730 Thanks, Doc, but this doesn't really solve my never been kissed problem. 1.1818 0.04534 66 56 9 1
3731 So you see how you envisioning everything as a female body part is problematic for you? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3732 Every keeps coming up red recently 1.1818 0.01527 66 60 5 1
3733 Are you drawing me right now? 1.1818 0.04534 66 56 9 1
3734 I’m afraid that lip-sinking is my diagnosis. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3735 Just don’t smack your lips! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3736 Lately, it feels like I’m being swallowed whole. 1.1818 0.03987 66 55 11 0
3737 Can you please stop saying “ka-ching!” every few seconds? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3738 Yep. I’m gay 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3739 Forgive me for the Freudian lip. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3740 Are you sure the generic Lipitor is just as good as the name brand? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3741 What is it with these couches and being charged by the hour? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3742 I'm glad you got the oral sofa instead. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3743 I assure you, you’re the one seeing red. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3744 And I Come Here To Get Some Color In My Life 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
3745 Why do I feel like my Bitmoji has come to life? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
3746 Actually it's not my dreams I'd like to discuss -- it's my waking hours that are a nightmare. 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
3747 I hope I won't get herpes 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
3748 I'm still addicted to doing The Floss when I leave here. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
3749 New Freudian couch, doc? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3750 I think this would be a good time to tell you about my oral fixation. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3751 Left is right. Up is down. Mae West is Mae East. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3752 Then she said "You're too fragile for me." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3753 I’ve been hearing voices quoting Zsa Zsa Gábor...” 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3754 How much extra for a pucker? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3755 I"d tell you more, but "loose lips sink ships." 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3756 I've developed Phagophobia. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3757 I guess you must have a had a thing for Marilyn Monroe too. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3758 Certain parties have informed me that coming here would be the kiss of death. Nothing to that, is there?) 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3759 Speak freely, we're the only ones here, 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3760 No, I feel pretty calm ... why do you ask? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3761 So then she asked 'paper or plastic'".. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3762 My gambling problem relapsed in Georgia, this guy Johnny really fiddled with my confidence. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3763 Patient fixates inexplicably on mother’s “ruby red lips” before falling asleep. Really love this new pen. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3764 Mick Jagger isn't the devil? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3765 I haven't been the same since The Rocky Horror Show. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3766 Is it just me, or does this couch give off the impression that the walls have eyes? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3767 Tell me again why you are attracted to red 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3768 Is she going to eat me? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3769 I feel like everyone is kissing up to me. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3770 Somehow I feel like I'm being eaten alive. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3771 Madam Flora's parlor had a couch just like this. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3772 I,m not paying you for lip service. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3773 Every time I leave here, all I can think about are lips and breasts. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3774 I forgot that loose lips sink ships. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3775 I feel as though I am being swallowed whole. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3776 What do I like most in a woman? Let me throw that one back to you doc... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3777 I came here because my office does not have a lounge. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3778 Do you have any chapstick? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3779 I've been feeling this way ever since The Rolling Stones stopped touring. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3780 I have this thing about soft lips. 1.1746 0.02307 63 56 6 1
3781 Your new office smells a lot like my moms house. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3782 I always thought I was a good dad. But now my kids tell me i'm a dope, sick, crazy dad who always make them feel chilled. Where did I go wrong doc? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3783 P:“I like their music, but I really am horrified by the Rolling Stones” D:“Would you say you have... Mixed Emotions?” P: [Screams] 1.1746 0.01600 63 55 8 0
3784 My ex-wife is always giving me lip, but she really let me have it after the divorce. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3785 I’m feeling oddly free of my oral fixation issues. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3786 I feel like I am only giving lip service to my past. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3787 It just all seems very surreal, doesn't it? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3788 You're a good man; it's not all black and white 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3789 I find it hard to express my emotions. It's like my entire being is forever resting at the tip of my tongue. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3790 So why do I suddenly feel this need for affection? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3791 I’m only comfortable around ass-kissers. 1.1746 0.05080 63 55 6 2
3792 I just feel like it's going to swallow me up. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3793 I saw red and told her to kiss my ass. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3794 I know I have a big mouth! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3795 ....and then cross-stitch my over-riding angst. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3796 My mother never wore lipstick; do you think that is the root of my problem? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3797 Why do you think it's 'interesting' that this sofa makes me think of my mother? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3798 I love it when you talk dirty, tell me again about the women’s couch. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3799 How about we go for a doughnut instead? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3800 My lips are sealed , perhaps you can read my mind 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3801 I can’t stop thinking about my first kiss. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3802 I don't know why but I have the feeling I might be the Antichrist. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3803 You've got something on your lip 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3804 I know that your practice includes couples therapy, but when I'm here you have to cover up the mirror on the ceiling 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3805 Sir, I know your wife is a big mouth, but in couples counseling it’s imperative that you both speak. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3806 I hate that I'm a middle aged successful white guy with no psychological problems. It makes me want to strangle my mother. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3807 Doc, ever since I sat down I've been thinking of Mick Jagger. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3808 How much longer do I need to hold this pose? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3809 Well, since our last time I had a dream Mae West was tasting me. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3810 Are you sure this is the best treatment for cheilophobia? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3811 Actually, I was expecting something more than just lip service. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3812 Doc, is it possible that an old white guy could still have moves like Jagger? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3813 Ill have a burger with cheese, get whatever you want... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3814 ....just a dash of Vermouth and of course, shaken not stirred 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3815 Even your couch doesn't turn me on, Doc. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3816 Is all of this going in your next book? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3817 Oh c’mon, who wouldn’t have an oral fixation with this couch! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3818 You know, we don't have to go back to the other one once the work is finished. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3819 But I can't be racist, I've always been color-blind. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3820 I thought we were going to discuss my intimacy issues." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3821 Doc, these lips are sealed. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3822 give me a kiss to build a dream on!! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3823 I don't feel like smiling any more 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3824 All I can think about is her lips... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3825 I feel like I am just getting lip service here 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3826 Lucifer 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3827 She couldn't remember me, but said I was on the tip of her tongue. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3828 And that's why you walked in on me kissing my couch. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3829 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3830 I can’t stand people who like red. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3831 If you build it, they will come. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3832 Dr. Why do I have recurring dreams that Jessica Rabbit is hugging me? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3833 I am here because I'm fixated on your crotch. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3834 I was so close to getting over my fear of kissing girls, better put me down another year. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3835 I feel like I have known you Dr. Frank N. Furter for decades. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3836 I understand running for president is a huge challenge but, you know, I'm ready for it. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3837 How do I feel? Very uncomfortable. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
3838 I'm not that crazy! I just said "It looks like Marilyn's mouth." 1.1731 0.07120 52 46 3 3
3839 I’m starting to suspect that your compassion is mere lip service. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3840 Sometimes I just feel like a Rolling Stones T-shirt 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3841 I'm not comfortable talking about it. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3842 Yes, the lips are sealed. You can't fall through the crack. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3843 I don't think it's an oral fixation. I think it's the couch. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3844 Doctor,I can't shake these feelings of inadequacy. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3845 Then I dreamed I told your interior decorator to kiss my ass. What does it mean, doctor? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3846 Are you Freudian or just your couch? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3847 I'm getting nervous. I feel she is smacking her lips 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3848 I don't know doctor … I'm not really feeling this shade of couch today. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3849 Your childish use of symbolic furniture is no way to start a dialogue about the insecurities spawned by a mother who was emotionally unavailable during a painful adolescence while dad was drinking night and day. In my senior year things got... 1.1719 0.05007 64 56 6 2
3850 I dreamed I was a singer in a rock and roll band 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3851 I would tell you, but I don’t want to be involuntarily institutionalized. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3852 It's a bit narrower than the old one, right? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3853 Why did you bring my mother here? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3854 I don't look like a tongue do I? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3855 Everything with you is oral fixation. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3856 I gather that you're a liposuctionist. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3857 You don't understand, doc. I've got the blues. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3858 ...and then she said I should be the one on the pill. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3859 Will he awaken to true love's first kiss? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3860 Then she smacked me. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
3861 I don't know, I guess lately I've been feeling like I'm caught between words and my mouth doesn't know what to say... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3862 No, I haven't seen 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show.' Why do you ask? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3863 I swear this presidency makes me see red. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3864 My problems? You mean other than the hideous color of this couch? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3865 It's a living! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3866 I've probably told you this before.... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3867 For the record I usually don't menstruate at all... 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3868 From her mouth to yours! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3869 Is there an extra charge for this love nest? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3870 These sessions are the closest I ever get to a real woman. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3871 Everything else is just grey. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3872 Lips. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3873 This isn’t helping my fear of flossing. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3874 I thought I wasn't supposed to swallow my feelings? 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3875 I'm glad you aren't a Freudian who thinks everything we do is motivated by sex. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3876 I'm not just giving you lip service. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3877 Wait. Aren't you supposed to be helping me get over my forty-year obsession with the opening credits of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show?" 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3878 Are you charging me for the lip service? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3879 Have you thought about having your dreams analyzed? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3880 Send the bill to Trump. He is the reason I am here. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3881 Ass-Kissers have always made me comfortable. 1.1719 0.06514 64 57 3 4
3882 For some reason, I get the feeling you've just been telling me exactly what I want to hear. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3883 Funny, whenever I'm here I forget my problems and think about sex. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3884 How do I feel? Like the lapping tongue on the Rolling Stones logo. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3885 I may be paranoid but I think you are just giving me lip service. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3886 A kiss for my thoughts? Why yes, I will accept a kiss for my thoughts. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
3887 Mind if I plant myself on these plump ruby-red lips of yours? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3888 Yet,I'm still feeling Blue! 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3889 I remember when I used to sit where you're sitting. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3890 Your fees are indicative of several steps above mere lip service. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
3891 Of course I prefer the oral fixation chaise over the castration anxiety chair. Who wouldn’t? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3892 Is that my lipid profile? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
3893 At 11:04 a.m. The patient suddenly stopped breathing. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
3894 I can't stop hearing her voice in my head. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
3895 I can't kick this feeling like I'm being eaten alive. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3896 What if I’ve no Ya Yas to get out? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3897 I feel as though people are talking about me. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3898 All I ever feel like saying to you is that she gave me hickeys. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3899 We seldomly kissed... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3900 Do you think I'll ever get over my foot fetish? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3901 How long have you had this addiction to Haribo? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3902 I get the strangest dreams about Marilyn Monroe. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3903 This reminds me of a dream I had recently. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3904 Roman Red! I owned a 1962 Tempest painted this color! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3905 TO BUY: - a less comfortable couch. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3906 Why are you called Dr. Hotlips? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3907 I’m afraid Freud would have questions about this couch. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3908 "Are you sure you brushed your teeth today? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3909 Racist? Not me. I don't see color. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3910 If, as you say, a kiss is worth a thousand words, how much is this costing me? 1.1667 0.06793 60 54 2 4
3911 It's astounding, dammit! They keep looking at me so disappointedly, and ask "So, you really wrote the script and the music for the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Really?" 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3912 My fantasy? It’s all about lips 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3913 Do you want to know what I think about this? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3914 Don't tell me...Mick Jagger? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3915 I often feel like she's going to swallow me whole. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3916 Nice collagen couch 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3917 You must be dreaming kissing giant lips 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3918 My mother's lips were never this red. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3919 I see you are trying to get in touch of your feminine side. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3920 The dentata arrive next week. --Hamish Crawford, Calgary, AB 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3921 I'm just down in the mouth all the time. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3922 I have recurring dream like states of being consumed by a woman's lips..... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3923 Your couch reminds me of Mother’s lips. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3924 Red lips bring out my gregarious side. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3925 Let’s start with your colorful past. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3926 Does this red color work for everyone? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3927 From my lips to your ears, right? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3928 Did Trump insult your wife again? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3929 I'd like to order a dozen of these for the office 1.1667 0.02567 60 52 8 0
3930 We're marking our 666th? Is it ok if I feel a little devilish? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3931 I don't know what's wrong doctor, every time there's too many dogs around, I get really nervous and anxious." "hmmm sounds like you may be pawstrophobic 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3932 You feel like a rolling stone, interesting. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3933 I feel that everybody is just kissing up to me because I'm rich. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3934 I can't forget the last big kiss she gave to me 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3935 Sometimes a couch is just a large pair of lips, right? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3936 I've always loved you. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3937 And all my dreams come in very vivd colors! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3938 I'd appreciate your professional evaluation. Everyone else just seems to give me blatant lip service. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3939 I think I like you just because you're an unapologetic kiss-up. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3940 I don't know why, Doc, but it always feels like I might get kissed or eaten whenever I'm on this couch. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3941 A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the psyche. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3942 Well, for what your charging, at least I'm getting a kiss. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3943 Jeeves, I'd like a large cheeseburger, medium fries, and a small coke. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3944 You red my lips for the final answer! 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3945 Why did you buy a couch that feels like my mother's lips? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3946 Doc, do you you think my wanting a purse is such a big deal? 1.1667 0.04551 60 52 7 1
3947 I fell like something is eating me up... from the outside 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3948 I feel like I'm always on her lips, but she never says my name" "I see what you mean 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3949 I said I didn't want anything that reminded me of my mother. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3950 I like your jacket. That's not just lip service, Doctor. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3951 This chair is very comfortable 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3952 Already? Ever since my watch melted, I can't keep track of time. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3953 Well, this IS the same shade of lipstick my mother always wore... 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3954 Doctor, what's the meaning of 'Freudian Lips'? Er- I mean Freudian SLIPS! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3955 I always feel one tweet away from vindication. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3956 WOW! is this ruby red? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3957 So why can't I stop thinking about my mother's harsh red lipstick? 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3958 I'm not sure if I want to go to the dentist or listen to The Rolling Stones. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3959 What happened to the tongue? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3960 I don't just want lip service" 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3961 Every time I lay down with a pair of lips it cost me. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3962 Does this shade of lipstick remind all your patients of their mommies, or is it just me? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3963 It's interesting how I am lying here between two voluptuous lips on YOUR therapeutic couch. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3964 I've submitted a thousand entries and the New Yorker has failed to love all of them. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3965 Your lip service came highly recommended, but I'd feel more comfortable on your chin chaise. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3966 As a matter of interest, what time does your bordello podcast usually air ? “ 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3967 How can a shrink have such a big mouth? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3968 I had it reupholstered with collagen. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3969 And it's the strangest thing - ever since I started coming here, I've had a recurring dream about Mae West. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3970 Forget the furniture, Larry. Let’s see if we can find the cause of your oral fixation. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3971 Why do I think you are only paying me lip service for my opening up to you? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3972 and what are we thinking now Mr. Brown 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3973 Yes, it is unusual for an analyst's couch. But it seems to help my patients get in touch with their primal desires. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3974 So, she asked me, 'What is black and white and red all over,' and I said, 'Me on my therapist's couch.' She then ended the date. I mean, I don't know what else the answer could be. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3975 And everyone always complains that I use my big mouth too much. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3976 All I get is lip service from the people I know!! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3977 Write this down. I know there's many a slip 'twixt cup and lip, but I've wasted so much booze, I'd rather count chickens. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
3978 I'm not sure why but I have a sudden urge to kiss you. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
3979 You know how embarrassing it is to use public facilities? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
3980 I'll have the club sandwich, hold the mayo 1.1667 0.03499 60 53 6 1
3981 ...and I feel like shampooing just makes it shinier. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3982 when you say you got it at The Factory sale,... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3983 Did you say 'Freudian lips?' 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3984 No doc, I thought I was fine, you were the one I thought I can’t get no satisfaction. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3985 This is the best lip plumping ever! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3986 This really isn't helping my urge to rock and roll all night and party every day. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3987 I always feel like food. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3988 You know this couch doesn’t help with my oral fixation. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3989 I know you are the doctor and I am the patient; but what is the hidden meaning of your couch being shaped like female lips swallowing your patients whole 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3990 See? The world isn’t all black and white! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3991 From my lips to your ears doc... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3992 I'm not sure how it feels to be on your own, with no direction home. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
3993 You feel sucked? I hear that a lot 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
3994 In my world Doc, life is not a bed of roses. Tulips yeah. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3995 I keep having this dream about being swallowed whole... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3996 But A Kiss is just a kiss, right? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3997 Does this mean you're ready to take this to the next level? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3998 Is this the right couch for claustrophobia? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
3999 You dropped a stitch when I mentioned Mother. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4000 .I'm not leaving-You tell me why... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4001 Should I kiss and tell? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4002 The color red really sets me off. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4003 Maybe we should talk about your mommy issues first. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4004 After 15 years, I have nothing more to tell. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4005 There is something about this couch that makes me want to kiss you." 1.1639 0.04485 61 53 7 1
4006 Doctor, sometimes it feels as if I'm about to be swallowed whole. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4007 I know it's by the hour, but... 1.1639 0.03827 61 52 9 0
4008 Really? Lip service Freud? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4009 Doctor: Tell me about it Patient: I was born in a white house with a white picket... Doctor: I charge $350 an hour Patient: Day before yesterday... 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4010 From your lips to God’s ear doc. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4011 Next time pay attention. I said lay on the kiss. Not lay a kiss on me! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4012 I feel like I'm being swallowed up by my anxiety. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4013 I had that strange dream again-the one where I’m being slowly kissed to death. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4014 I wouldn't say I was crazy but I am feeling a little balmy today. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4015 I can't help feeling as though I'm about to be swallowed whole by the Jaws of Doom. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4016 ''Make sure you get fries with that.'' 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4017 Is your fee the same for lip-service? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4018 I don't know exactly, but feels like I am literately trapped to her mouth ... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4019 I have recurring dreams that I'm being swallowed by the women in my life. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4020 I open up my heart and this is the result? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4021 The last one was a bit too on the nose. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4022 These sweet red lips do remind me of her 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4023 We should address the frequency of your note taking, Doc. I get a sense it's being used as an avoidance strategy during my sessions. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4024 Nice mood sofa. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4025 Please tell my wife that I'm still in a coma 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4026 What's that you say about transference? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4027 I'd prefer to focus on my grandfather's work ethic. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4028 This isn't helping with my oral fixation. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4029 It's like you took the words straight from my lips. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4030 Is this session gluten free? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4031 But what exactly does my dream about the President’s tiny mouth now mean in this context? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4032 Nope, definitely aural. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4033 I've been walking in Central Park Singing after dark People think I'm crazy 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4034 My back appreciates the Botox. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4035 People keep telling me to 'be less salty'... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4036 You know my lips are sealed.” 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4037 My sessions here aren't improving my obsession with women. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4038 It was an amicable split of the practice. My ex partner received the womb-like armchair 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4039 You're probably wondering why I invited you up here. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4040 I have the strange feeling that I am lying in my mother's mouth 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4041 Let’s do a little role reversal. How did you feel when she laid her lips on you? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4042 I don’t know why I can’t remember but I can feel it on the top of my tongue. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4043 I thought a kiss was just a kiss. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4044 I keep trying to forget her, but I can't get her ruby red lips out of my mind. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4045 Do you think it's a coincidence that I have this reoccurring dream that life is swallowing me up? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4046 I feel like she’s always giving me lip. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4047 Say Are those Ferragamos? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4048 I just have this feeling I'm about to be swallowed. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4049 You're really setting me up for a Freudian kiss --I mean-- slip here. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4050 It's not fair, how come everything I say has to be filtered through Dali's lips instead of from my lips to your ears ! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4051 No, never read it. Not a big Lois Lowry fan. Why? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4052 I'm tired being called a tasty piece of ass! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4053 I have this recurring nightmare that I’m in a Peter Max print. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4054 Can we stop here? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4055 I have anger issues. I keep seeing red. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4056 My mother had big lips. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4057 Let's have it clear, role reversal does not include fees 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
4058 You know, sometimes I wonder about your underlying anxieties. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
4059 You know, doc, sometimes a sofa is just a manifestation of red lips that either devour or soothe your patients. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
4060 Is liposuction typically used in therapy? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
4061 I keep seeing myself with hair. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4062 We just call it , "A lip service" 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4063 It is confy. Can we switch now? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4064 For some reason, I'm inspired to read your lips and throw you a kiss. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4065 But most of all, I really miss her warm embrace with her lips of red. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4066 You need to learn to suck face 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4067 Did you EVER kiss a real female? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4068 No, I don't like red. Why are you asking? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4069 I could really use a kiss right now. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
4070 No, I don't dream about my mother's mouth. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4071 You’re billing for a dream you had about me? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
4072 I keep having these kissing fantasies. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4073 Thanks for the home visit. I think we left off with you saying I have an unexplored feminine side. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4074 I see red when I'm told I'm blue. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4075 I'm not sure this is helping with my Chapstick addiction. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4076 Loni Anderson and her new husband go to couple’s counseling. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4077 I just can't seem to get away from this oral fixation. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4078 Now that you mention it, I do seem to be fixated on her lips. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4079 How long have you been in practice, Dr. Frank N Furter? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4080 To make any progress , you’re going to have to do more than lip sync. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4081 Uh, nobody wants to win contest #666. 1.1552 0.04469 58 51 6 1
4082 Nice shoes but if Im honest and that's why I'm here to be honest, right, my shoes are nicer...and more expensive. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4083 You see, it's hard for me to get sex off my mind! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4084 I hope you don’t have a big mouth. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4085 You KNEW I was going to talk about my intimacy issues this week. Not funny. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4086 For some reason, I keep thinking of Betty Boop. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4087 For some reason I'm thinking of "Invasion of the Body Snatchers." 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4088 I was looking for something more profound than a rolling stone gathers no moss. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4089 I apologize for saying you were just giving me lip service last week. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4090 Write me a prescription for new caption drawing ideas, doc. 1.1552 0.05101 58 52 4 2
4091 Yes, I dream in color. Why? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4092 Am I hard enough? Am I rough enough? Am I rich enough? I'm not too blind to see 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4093 Just curious, did any of the Rolling Stones own this couch? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4094 I think blue would best describe it. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4095 Sorry, Doc., my lips are sealed. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4096 Every time I lean in, I’m afraid she’s going to eat me. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4097 I feel so different, so out of place. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4098 ... and everywhere I go, I can't stop seeing her luscious red lips. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4099 I'm way too comfortable to remember my miserable childhood. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4100 I like your taste in furniture, I even like the suit you’re wearing, but I hate the way this analysis is going.” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4101 I’ve been in therapy for years now. Are you absolutely sure it’s not just lip service? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4102 Red is the color of my true love’s lips. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4103 Your shoelace is untied. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4104 I see you wanted to bring out my feminine side in our therapy sessions. 1.1552 0.04469 58 51 6 1
4105 That eaten-alive feeling? It's much worse when I'm here. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4106 I must be crazy to have come here.” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4107 I can't remember why I came here. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4108 My dreams are your reality. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4109 I'm just not sure that Aroma Therapy translates to Color Therapy. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4110 Smile, your on candid couch! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4111 You don't think I'm gathering moss, do ya doc? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4112 I have a problem with kissing on the lips. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4113 She's great but I'm unable to focus when away. Her sanguine follows me everywhere. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4114 I didn't expect your surcharge for lipstick. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4115 I get the feeling you’re going to kiss me off as soon as the session is over. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4116 It's a real breakthrough being able to lie down while I analyze you. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4117 For some reason I think about my mother every time the Twizzlers commercial comes on. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4118 I am a embarrassment to life. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4119 This couch is bringing up a lot of internal issues I have with my mother. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4120 I won't kiss and tell. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4121 I keep thinking of mother Russia 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4122 I'm so glad we reversed roles and you look great in my jacket. 1.1552 0.04469 58 51 6 1
4123 I have a craving to wear your jacket. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4124 That kiss? I'll never forget it. Like kissing a soft pillow. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4125 I feel like I’m stuck in a time-warp again, Doc. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4126 Hmm! Any ideas about why you may have dreamt your mother sent you to school wearing red lipstick? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4127 Well the good news is your Philemaphobia seems to be cured 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4128 Considering my oral fixation, could we use a different couch? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4129 Hey doctor! please don't tell me I can't read The New Yorker anymore. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4130 Sometimes I feel like I'm being swallowed whole... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4131 Sir, the medication you prescribed is worse than the depression I suffer with!! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4132 I know it sounds crazy but I often feel that people are just paying me lip service. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4133 Thanks to you, doctor, I've decided to donate my body to the Culinary Institute. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4134 I’m a little nervous, how do I know your couch won’t swallow me up whole? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4135 As I told you last week, I keep seeing red" 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4136 Pucker Up 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4137 I find paying lip service to that idea quite comfortable 1.1552 0.02202 58 51 7 0
4138 I have this reoccurring dream of being swallowed up by a pair of giant red lips? Terrifying, yet exciting at the same time. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4139 What do I do doc? Everywhere I turn all I get is lip service. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4140 I keep seeing my employees as a big pair of red lips seeking to kiss my backside. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4141 I used to see only in black and white, now I'm not sure. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4142 I assume you're going to keep your lips sealed about this. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4143 I’m feeling sucked in again. Big time. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4144 Don't recall any dream of being kissed as soon as I got here, Doc. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4145 A red couch works. I’m a bleeding heart, and these days I see red. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4146 I don't understand why I have this oral fixation. My girlfriend constantly reminds me that loose lips sink ships. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4147 If these lips could talk, what would they say Mr. Smith? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4148 I think your ‘Lip smackin’ good consoling’ ad drew me in. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4149 I have the feeling of being eaten. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4150 Doc, I think I have an Oedipus complex. I can't stop thinking of my mother's luscious red lips. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4151 Shouldn’t you be sitting in one of those giant high heel shoe chairs? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4152 It's a great update on the oral phase . . . 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4153 This is helping...I feel the answer is on your lips 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4154 Perhaps we should switch places. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4155 I must be depressed. I can’t think of anything to Google 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4156 Last night I dreamt I was swallowed by a giant red monster. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4157 Hmmm...you know that feeling when you're on the tip of tongue. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4158 I feel like I'm the only one that doesn't see all of this in black and white. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4159 I think we should discuss my mother’s lipstick. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4160 IS THIS SOFA FOR SALE? 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4161 Lying down on these lips really does put me at ease. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4162 Therapist: “How is your relationship with your mother, Me. Freud?” Patient: “Uhhhhh” 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4163 So I need to mouth off to you? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4164 I feel pouty today for some reason. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4165 I suppose that I’m not accustomed to this pop-psychotherapy. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4166 So I says to Mick, "Could i get a bloody day off.." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4167 ZZZZZZZ... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4168 Mother always said I was a delicacy to be savored.” Catherine Burgess Somerville, M 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4169 I have to be honest, this isn’t what I was expecting when I called 1-800-LIP SERVICE 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4170 You don't have anything that 16 years of psychoanalysis won't take care of 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4171 I feel like a might have major depressor disorder 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4172 Hey Doc...do you mind holding off the questions so I can get a little shut-eye? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4173 Never thought Kylie Jenner would get into the sofa business 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4174 I know it’s only my second appointment doctor but, I swear, I feel like my intimacy issues have, somehow, already resolved themselves! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4175 Yes I am the one who just won the mega millions jackpot, are you trying to kiss my backside too? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4176 By the way, I'm not telling my mother about this. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4177 You say I’m improving, but I feel it’s just lip service. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4178 fgfuygzsuguyzsgyuzsdguy 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4179 The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4180 I try to keep a stiff upper lip but feelings of inadequacy swallow me up. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4181 How did you know I had gender-identity issues? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4182 I can't stop thinking about your soft and supple lips. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4183 I feel neglected. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4184 I was engulfed by her ruby red lips 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4185 I think things will look better when I walk out of here today, Doc. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4186 I’ve been seeing you for years and don’t understand why my lip gloss fetish is getting worse instead of better. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4187 I liked the new features in the room! What about adding pole dancers too? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4188 So, are you sure you can't move over? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4189 I hope this isn't a drama therapy suggestion 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4190 « It’s balmy in here. » 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4191 I feel like most of my sessions are just lip service on your part Doc. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4192 I have this constant feeling people are just kissing my butt 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4193 I can’t seem to stop making Freudian lips, doc. I just want to make love in peace. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4194 It feels to me like I’m just getting lip service from everyone. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4195 I think it's sympathetic menstruation. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4196 I'll have a diet coke please. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4197 Your mother must've had sultry lips. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4198 My mother wore magenta. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4199 Sometimes I think you just give me lip service. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4200 Really, read my lips: I'm lovesick on your loveseat. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4201 Doesn't everybody say the same thing? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4202 the girls tell me I don't have the attitude to match my pout 1.1552 0.03732 58 50 8 0
4203 How did I get here, and what’s with the ruby lips sofa? Are you my daddy? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4204 Excuse me Doctor is this the big kiss off or just a new couch? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4205 Hey, Doc. Your socks don't match. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4206 Coming out in midlife with a midtown job. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4207 Red, did I read you were well read? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4208 I can only remember that Mommy put her lipstick on. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4209 So the tulips become two lips, I get swallowed whole and frankly, coming here has only made it worse. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4210 I feel more comfortable letting the lips do the talking. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4211 ...and to top it off, she accused me of giving lip service twice a week with you! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4212 Hey, I told you not to give me any lip! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4213 Are you sure Sigmund Freud used a lip couch? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4214 Seriously doc. You’re accusing me of giving you lip service? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4215 The place was decorated like a hunting lodge for rich weirdos, but you know, I could see Frank-N-Furter having a sofa or two like this one. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4216 I'm happy that you are finally opening up about your mother's lips... I mean lapse! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4217 Could you turn the lights down a bit? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4218 Are you sure this is confidential? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4219 I know I'm a mommy's boy but does it have to be so obvious? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4220 Ok . Now it’s your turn on the couch. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4221 I don't think that this will convince my brain that I'm no longer impotent. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4222 I think I'm losing it, doc. I'm starting to see in color. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4223 You know, the couch in my dentist's office is nowhere near as comfortable. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4224 Et tu, Bernard? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4225 I’m not sure I feel comfortable trusting someone with such a big mouth. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4226 She says I keep putting words in her mouth. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4227 My wife says she sees a big improvement in my germaphobia. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4228 My mother had really big red lips. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4229 I have this reoccurring dream that I’m in Korea with Hot Lips Houlihan 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4230 I can't help myself, ever since I built TBS. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4231 Why are you asking me about my first kiss? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4232 I always end up putting my foot in my mouth. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4233 Do your clients tell you that your couch looks like a giant pair of lips or is it just implied in the latent content? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4234 So you’re saying that my therapy will include what? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4235 okay son. it's my turn to show you how I have done it for forty years. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4236 You should really fix your neon sign. You can understand why I thought it was 'Psychologist' not 'Psycho Lodge Inn'. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4237 Well enough about myself, tell me about you 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4238 I can't help it, doc. Everywhere I go, I just know that she's spying on me. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4239 Doc, how long have I been 'running my mouth'? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4240 Paranoid? You think I'm paranoid? I know who told you that! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4241 Do you have anything less...Freudian? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4242 Doc, I feel like you're only paying lip service to my intimacy issues. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4243 I’m afraid your little notepad is not enough. You’re gonna need a much bigger notebook! 1.1538 0.04664 52 46 5 1
4244 I feel like you're giving me the kiss off, Doc." 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4245 I feel like I’m getting swallowed up in hear 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4246 Does this couch turn red when I'm lying to myself? 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
4247 I've had enough of your lip. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
4248 Ever since I have been seeing you, I have these endless dreams of Mick Jagger. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4249 I love your pants... Where did you get them? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4250 For some reason all I can think of is my mother’s red lips. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4251 My wife, my kids, my boss are all pressuring me all the time. I feel as if life is about to swallow me. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4252 Speak no evil. (It seemed fitting for contest #666) 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4253 May I kiss you? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4254 Am I supposed to channel Monroe or Manson on this couch? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4255 Comfortable,but I'm afraid of its teeth. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4256 Are you mad at me? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4257 Just who is giving whom a lot of lip? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4258 So this is privileged? From my lips to your ear? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4259 Lets not dilly dally! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4260 This latest lipstick ad campaign has caused my obsession to return and I can't figure out why...can you help? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4261 Whenever I visit you, I can’t get my mind off kissing. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4262 Hey doc, when are you going to move past your oral fixation? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4263 I find it difficult to discuss my fear of women while laying on this sofa. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4264 Why do I feel like I'm in Schindler's List? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4265 Can we change this couch, red lips is what brings me here in the first place 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4266 Red is my favorite color. Does that mean something? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4267 So when Mick Jagger had heart surgery my chest started hurting, now I’m having trouble speaking. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4268 Patient: So I was hoping to talk about my awful sailing trip to the West Indies... Dr. Carl: Please couch, eat this man alive. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4269 Relax, you won’t see Tim Curry until the third session. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4270 DOCTOR PLEASE SHIFT YOUR CHAIR CLOSER TO ME ELSE I WILL GET ANOTHER PROBLEM NECK PAIN 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4271 After all I've accomplished, no one ever gives me the red carpet treatment. 1.1525 0.02181 59 52 7 0
4272 Define what you mean by, "do you feel comfortable in the new sofa?". 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4273 Well yeah, of course, I love her, she's my mom. Why do you ask? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4274 I like to imagine myself as lip balm. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4275 I feel like im being chewed up and spit out in life 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4276 Your couch isn't helping me forget my problems with #Metoo 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4277 I can move over if you'd like. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4278 What brings me here...well I heard we had a lot in common 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4279 I feel like I am being swallowed up 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4280 I don't know if I'm going to be kissed or bleed to death. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4281 I told your receptionist I had a moral fixation. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4282 I recall saying I was coming to ‘grips’. This seems different. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4283 Why am I caught between feeling chapped, cold and sore? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4284 I said “sticky fingers”. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4285 I don’t know why I still think of women as part objects? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4286 They say you're the expert on fear of public speaking. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4287 . . . and I never liked her wearing lipstick. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4288 Now I understand what you meant when you said I needed a good ass-kissing. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4289 Doctor, somehow I just can't get my wife's kisses out of my mind. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4290 What does Man Ray have to do with psychiatry? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4291 Paralysis really changes you Doctor. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4292 ....and the first words out of her mouth she accuses me of lying. 1.1525 0.04401 59 52 6 1
4293 I hope your wife doesn't mind! 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
4294 Cannot respond:my lip is sealed 1.1525 0.02181 59 52 7 0
4295 A kiss to build a dream on. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4296 My parents never kissed me. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4297 Doctor, I keep having this surreal dream I'm Mae West's lover! 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
4298 Any idea why in school they used to call me "hot lips"? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4299 Well, it's better than celadon. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
4300 How many licks will it take to get to the center of this sucker? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
4301 I keep dreaming about kissing you. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4302 Why do you ask if I dream in color? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4303 May I ask you a question? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4304 I imagined I was having an affair with Angelina Jolie. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4305 Your sofa needs a face lift. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
4306 My wife has a big mouth. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
4307 All my troubles started when people used to make fun of me because my last name was Lipschitz. Now your couch is in the shape of a pair of lips. How do you think that makes me feel? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
4308 Would you mind closing the lid? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
4309 I just feel like your paying lip service since you got this new couch. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4310 Something about those big red lips that keeps me coming back 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4311 Let me guess, you think this is another manifestation of my oral fixation. 1.1455 0.03594 55 48 7 0
4312 I am completely distressed. Next time please make the sofa green. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4313 I hear Dr. Schwarzman got a swivel recliner with full-body massage function. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4314 Actually, what I really want is a beer. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4315 And Flash Gordon was there. In silver underwear. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4316 I love to come here because nobody else kisses me! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4317 My wife was one thing. We'd had our problems. But then the bastard stole my brand new red love seat too! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4318 I know only I can see it, but I thought it should have a name anyway. I call it 'red.' 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4319 I have a fear of being eaten alive. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4320 I still think I'm lying on a huge pair of lips & am about to be swallowed ! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4321 Been to the Poconos lately? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4322 How do I explain my red behind to my wife? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4323 Sure, I am comfortable, but am I comfortable? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4324 I keep dreaming that I'm being eaten alive 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4325 And then there were these Munchkins. . . 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4326 I went in for a kiss, but she turned bright red and clammed up. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4327 I really don't know, Dr. Emoji, but I never think of craving true love until I 'm at one of our sessions. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4328 Now I get Lip of Luxury in your ads. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4329 My wife says I pout too much. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4330 It’s like this giant mouth is going to eat me. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4331 Not sure why you're asking, but I did cut myself shaving this morning. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4332 This is how it starts Doc, what next Blue. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4333 This really helps my oral fixation! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4334 I have an irrepressible urge to tell you all about my first kiss..... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4335 Do you think I'm in denial about my age 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4336 You really need to stop licking your lips...it's freaking me out. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4337 I'm feeling elliptical 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4338 As my dentist for many years,I need to tell you, Jack 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4339 Why do you feel that I'm just providing "lip service"? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4340 You think everything I say is about my oral phase. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4341 How about we chitchat after you stanch the bleeding. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4342 Well sir,maybe if you would stop giving her so much lip,she would be willing to make up. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4343 I would prefer a different color 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4344 And remember, no slip of the tongue! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4345 Why do I always see the world through rose colored glasses? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4346 When I get home after being here I notice red lipstick on my collar. How do you explain that? 1.1455 0.04433 55 49 5 1
4347 Am I putting words in your mouth? 1.1455 0.01835 55 49 6 0
4348 She said I had too much mouth! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4349 Frankly, doctor, this is a sick way of getting me to talk about my love life! 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4350 Thanks for letting me use my novelty couch for our sessions... 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4351 Doc, every time I leave after our sessions, I feel a " you can kiss my butt" attitude! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4352 I keep having a feeling that our time is melting away. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4353 It's just as a man of faith, the fiery red-lips couch and being included in 'Contest #666' is a lot to process 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4354 I understand your specialty is talk therapy but your lips are a little too on the nose. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4355 My lip fetish? Doctor, you should know! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4356 What’s eating you 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4357 I CAN'T TELL YOU THE DIRTY THOUGHTS THIS COUCH PRODUCES !! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4358 Who’s your decorator, Rorschach? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4359 So you acknowledge that the lip service really strained your relationship? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4360 Parts of her anatomy was simply huge. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4361 Are you listening to me? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4362 I just feel blue. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4363 It's definitely plausible that you will be swallowed alive. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4364 The Go-Gos music in the waiting room was enough. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4365 I find myself having this insatiable craving for Twizzlers and The Rolling Stones just don't speak to me anymore. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4366 Mick Jagger?" 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4367 My HMO will not pay for talk therapy. Why don't we skip to the part where you give me something to adjust my neurotransmitters,and I'll go home to swallow both my pills and my emotions. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4368 I’ve tried all the dating apps and I’ve even acquired a dating app company. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4369 When she wore dark red lipstick, she needn’t speak a word to seduce me! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4370 Calling this the Mommy Couch is just creepy, Dr. Oedipus. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4371 I seem to have this fear of lip balm. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4372 The Mae West Lips Sofa gives my analysis a surreal feeling. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4373 Is this why you asked me not to wear chaps? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4374 Forget my mother Doc since our last appointment I've had fears of women with collagen lips 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4375 I sense you're just giving me lip service. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4376 I'm told that you specialise in dealing with lovesickness. 1.1455 0.04433 55 49 5 1
4377 Doctor, you need to move beyond just lip service. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4378 Since our last session, every time I see a woman with lip filler, all I want to do is lounge. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4379 Is my agreeing to lie on this sofa a prelude to a kiss? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4380 Sometimes I dream about the sizzle and snap of Jimmy Dean sausage. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4381 You may want stay seated, as I rent the office out in order to afford rent. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4382 I'm not sure this is getting me past my Oedipus complex. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4383 Honestly, Doc, every time I'm on this couch I want to bite my lips. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4384 Then I had a nightmare of being the twelveth candidate 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4385 Never mind my mother, what are you going to prescribe me for these piles? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4386 Sometimes it seems like life is just biting me on the ass, Doc. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4387 My mom's lips? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4388 I appreciate the addition of this couch, my love, but I'm really wanting the full Marilyn Monroe room treatment. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4389 If I’m really being honest, I think I’m getting too much lip from you. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4390 ... and I just can't bear it when she gets lipstick on my collar! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4391 Hey doc, what do you think Freud would’ve said this couch symbolizes? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4392 The dream starts at the late night,double feature,picture show. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4393 My lips are sealed, I told her, until I have to lie in my own bed...! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4394 That's because every time I'm in your office the first on my mind is my mistress. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4395 I just can't live like this any longer Doc!" "I'm sorry, our time is up........ 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4396 I’m having these recurring nightmares about being devoured by Mae West. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4397 I hope you're not just giving me lip service. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4398 Did I mention I'm a compulsive liar? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4399 Would you reassure me just one more time that everything I say here is strictly confidential? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4400 Just let that thought sit for a minute; see how it tastes. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4401 Mae West, young man." 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4402 She left me on "read" 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4403 Lying with my big mouth or lying on a big couch, what difference does it make? 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4404 I hope this counts as my first kiss. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4405 Any chance we can not do this without the tongue? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4406 After each of our sessions, I have the same dream about hockey moms, pit bulls and lipstick. What does it all mean? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4407 Every time I come here I get a craving for Hershey kisses. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4408 Is this the lip sink we were talking about last week? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4409 I'm a well person trapped in a neurotic person's body! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4410 I see red people. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4411 The feelings of inadequacy started when I saw her lips. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4412 Right now, it feels a bit surreal. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4413 Red my lips 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4414 I feel like I've been chewed up and she's going to spot me out. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4415 I keep getting smacked around! I can’t deal with this anymore! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4416 So does this mean I love your mood couch, or hate it?” 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4417 Perhaps we should change places. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
4418 I feel strangely aroused. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4419 2:31pm - breakthrough, patient comes to terms with his thanataphobic delusions. 2:32pm - patient dies suddenly on new red couch 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4420 ....and in my dream, I am resting comfortably inside a big red vagina. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4421 I just feel like the world is eating me up and spitting me out again. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4422 What do you make of my dream? The Kiss of Death swallows me whole. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4423 Now that you feel more in your element, can you tell me about when the stripper hit you? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4424 It all started with my dog, Oedipus. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4425 Mr Katz, I assure you that the couch is not trying to devour you. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4426 She keeps wanting to kiss and make up. What do you think? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4427 After six sessions, you haven't convinced me that reverse-role playing is more effective than cognitive therapy and so I want my chair back." 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4428 Secretly, I'm more Moue than Pucker. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4429 Look doctor, I have a feeling that you are only giving me lip service 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4430 Ahhh, you’re right - I AM more comfortable lying. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4431 Ok, Doc, I came up to see you. Now what? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4432 Thank you for another 50 minutes of fame, Doc. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4433 Come on, Doc, I feel like you’re just giving me lip service. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4434 I feel as though I am a character speaking to my freudian therapist, the two of us hopelessly trapped in a recurring therapist-client cartoon published by New Yorker Magazine. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4435 Are you writing that down? How can you not expect lip service? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4436 Seal it with a kiss? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4437 Is this your idea of paying lip service? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4438 Neo-expressionist? And here I was thinking you were a Freudian. 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4439 Let me tell you about my first kiss 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4440 I'm feeling happier since you redecorated ! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4441 So you started e-lips in your parents' basement...? 1.1429 0.06461 56 51 2 3
4442 Help me, Doc. It's like I see her red lips everywhere. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4443 Once a week, I like to be ass-kissed for a change 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4444 Valentino Red ? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4445 I take it you are a Freudian 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4446 After 15 years of valuable sessions, I hope you know I hang on your lips for most life decisions. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4447 Oh, my. He's even boring himself. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4448 Why aren't you sharing, Steve? What's got your tongue? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4449 I think your watch is melting. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4450 I don't want to dream it, I want to be it 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4451 Yes Dr. It's a recurring nightmare...each week I get swallowed and divulge my soul. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4452 I am concerned you are only giving me lip service... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4453 Lips, Doc! Everywhere I go I see lips. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4454 Patients on a plain old couch just don’t do it for me . 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4455 And your mother wore which color lipstick? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4456 Why am I here? Because I love The New Yorker's caption contest too much. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4457 1.It's on the tip of my....tongue 2.I just can't put my finger on it. 3.Something about her, sticks in the back of my mind. 4.I feel like she's about to swallow me up. 5.She says she loves how I taste, but I can't trust a surrealist since the divorce 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4458 So what if they judge me? I'm not ashamed to be here. I don't even worry about the lipstick stains anymore. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4459 Are you getting lippy with me? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4460 You must give many of your clients a lot of lip service. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4461 Excuse me, but does your couch happen to have a tongue? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4462 Milk, bread, butter, eggs ... detergent. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4463 This feels surreal. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4464 This is the 'tell' part. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4465 It's always been a mystery to me...I just can't quite put my finger on it. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4466 Next time on the hips? 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4467 Your lip couch is sick! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4468 What more do I have to do that says; “Take me in your arms and kiss me?” 1.1406 0.04087 64 57 6 1
4469 So from your mouth to God's ear... 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
4470 kiss off with the lip service 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4471 The next couch isn't quite so comfortable. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4472 What is Studio 65, Marilyn Bocca Lips sofa? See what I mean, doc? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4473 I can't stop thinking about her lips! I feel like I'm seeing them everywhere! 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4474 Excuse me doc; did you say “keep it succinctly simple”? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4475 Is this the kiss of death? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4476 You know this isn't going to help my commitment issues. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4477 Everything I see reminds me of the "Rocky Horror Picture Show"when I did LSD. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4478 No worries, Mr. Williams; my lips are sealed. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4479 I had a dream I was your only patient... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4480 This couch is not helping my fear of Joan Rivers. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4481 Doctor Doctor, I feel like a stick of lip balm... 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4482 You know that scene from Schindler's List? Like that, but all the time. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4483 I don't give any lip service to your idea 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4484 Sometimes I feel colorless, Doc. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4485 I feel like everyone is trying to kiss up to me. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4486 Is that a sharpie? 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4487 Lately, I've had this sinking feeling about loose lips doc... 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4488 Somehow everything reminds me of her. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4489 John demonstrates his past relationship to his future ex therapist. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4490 Read my lips doc, I’m stuck. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4491 I call it: "kiss it better psychiatry" 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4492 I think it's about time we stop talking about Schindler's List. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4493 And that's when I realized, I never could be the man I wanted to, because Mother never LET me. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4494 new Yorker Love Hotel Design 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4495 I see your point but that's just more lip service advice. 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
4496 I have this obsession that I am about to be swallowed. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4497 I usually see things in black & white, but business is bad and Im in the red. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
4498 I thought I was here for the casting couch, but this is good too 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4499 For some reason, I feel like you're giving me lip service. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4500 I’ve had these weird thoughts about sinking ships. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4501 Are you sure there's no drooling 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4502 Yes, a recurring nightmare of Mick Jagger as King Kong 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4503 I've been feeling down in the mouth for most of my adult life. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4504 The aardvark said, 'Jim, it's going to be okay. Follow the light. He doesn't know you've just died. Burp! The couch is lips!'" 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4505 She's still on my mind. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4506 It feels like you're just giving me lip service. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4507 Note: Patient has now accessed his outer female. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4508 When I come for my session, all my thoughts seem to turn to oral sex. 1.1346 0.01942 52 47 5 0
4509 I keep having that dream where I am being eaten by a giant. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4510 Yes, I like big red lips like your couch! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4511 Red makes me really nervous. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4512 Your sofa is not helping my oral fixation Doc. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4513 Do you feel like you'r being swallowed up now? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4514 It's called cats in the cradle 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4515 Thank you--I DO feel loved 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4516 Are you also an undertaker? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4517 Doctor, if you do not mind let's just keep this session going until Trump is no longer President. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4518 Now I get to ask you a question: Isn't Dali's couch too provocative for a shrink's office? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4519 I think I may have an oral fixation..... 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4520 And all I can think about is "Will there be enough Chapstick? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4521 Yes, I said she tasted “devan”. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4522 I feel a strong desire to kiss you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4523 It feels naughty. I must be nuts. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4524 Well actually Doctor, I hadn't previously realised I had an oral fixation. Anne McLeod, NSW, Australia 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4525 Did you REALLY say that? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4526 I'm feeling an oral fixation 1.1346 0.03396 52 46 6 0
4527 Could my problem be that I'm delicious? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4528 I have this irresistible urge to kiss you. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4529 You did it the wrong way, doc. For the knit, you put the yarn in the front, and for the purl, you put it in the back. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4530 Do you keep smacking your lips? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4531 I don't think this is helping my oral fixation. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4532 Listen, I DIDN'T kiss first damn it! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4533 Patient: This couch is luscious! Therapist: How does that make you feel? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4534 But can you reassure me that talk therapy is more than just lip service? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4535 You never feel like you're just going to be swallowed up? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4536 My golf game and life is one big lip out. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4537 I have no idea why I'm here doctor; my wife sent me m 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4538 Today we will focus on role reversal. I'll lay down and you can take notes. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4539 And another thing, I find the color red depressing. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4540 Nothing to do with my childhood. It is your fault I associated "sofa" with "kiss" 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4541 I'm just not a big Rocky Horror fan, I guess. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4542 You are dead wrong. I am not cured of my wax lip phobia. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4543 It’s comfortable but somehow I feel too exposed. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4544 I came for help with my Mick Jagger fantasy 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4545 Why do you think your mother's favorite color was red? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4546 You say you picked it up off the set of Love American Style back in 73 and it's the same couch that Tom Bosley slept on--Outstanding! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4547 The real problem I want to talk about is why I'm so uncomfortable being kissed. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4548 I feel that we're all just a black and white presence in a richly colored world. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4549 Yes, I do get a great deal of lip over my new office decor. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4550 Why do I feel like you're just giving me lip service? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4551 I think I'm going to be devoured like a sardine. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4552 Actually, Mr. Andrews, as your doctor, I feel it is my responsibility to inform you that my mother's interest in furniture salesmen went far beyond her interest in incest. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4553 We could always work in my office if her apartment is too reminiscent 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4554 Yes, I WAS expecting more than lip service. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4555 It belongs to my wife, Loretta Switt! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4556 I guess I would describe it as depression with a kiss of anxiety. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4557 I’m not sure the lips help. But I am glad you didn’t go with the Freudian couch. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4558 I've had just about enough of your lip, Doc. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4559 I keep wondering what it would be like to be Mick Jagger's tongue. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4560 Doc, your couch leaves me feeling kind of violated. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4561 The counseling is free. The lip reading is $275 per session. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4562 Doctor, I’m obsessed with Mick Jagger 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4563 Somehow I just don't feel comfortable talking about my issues with strong women. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4564 When did you start feeling these sensations? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4565 I should have realized after all this time there’s more than paint on your brush 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4566 I guess I'm trying to say most of my problems stem from the bright color of this couch. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4567 There's just me the shlep 'twixt shrink and lip.... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4568 Excuse me, your chair is licking me and it makes me a bit uncomfortable. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4569 Somehow, I keep seeing my Aunt Trudy smothering me those awful hugs and kisses. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4570 I don’t feel sexy anymore, Doc. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4571 Well, I started having less faith in you as my therapist ever since you started housesitting for your niece. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4572 I'm licked 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4573 So...how is your psychology, today? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4574 How come you never reveal yourself, Doc? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4575 I just got a strange desire to "lip" sync some song. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4576 If we're going to get to the bottom of things, you'll have to stop kissing my ass. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4577 No, Jerry, of course that's not bloody normal. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4578 FIX MY BRAIN!!! HELP ME!!! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4579 Doctor, your new couch does help me open up to many of my past love relationships. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4580 This couch is for you, isn't it? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4581 But your Web site says, "From Meis' lips to Jung's ears". 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4582 My inferiority complex is returning. 'You suck' keeps popping into my head. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4583 I read about that. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4584 Why yes, I do have some persistent memories. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4585 We'll,now that I've cured my lip phobia ... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4586 Whenever I come here, I'm obsessed by the idea that I'm being devoured by my mother. 1.1346 0.04367 52 47 4 1
4587 When I’m here, all I think about is Marilyn Monroe. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4588 If I want to suck your blood, is that transference? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4589 Did your wife decorate the office, or am I being eaten alive? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4590 I'm tired of this lip service, Doc. Can you help me or not? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4591 Is this your way of telling me I have an issue with intimacy? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4592 You really aren’t writing much given how Much I’m saying... And paying 1.1346 0.03396 52 46 6 0
4593 For some reason, I am fixated on my mother's lipstick today. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4594 I feel like my name is on everybody’s lips... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4595 My ex-wife was always giving me lip, so I got to keep them in the divorce. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4596 I am worried about straining your couch. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4597 I appreciate you letting me come here every week when my wife refuses to kiss me. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4598 Doctor, why is it that whenever I come here I get a yen for brown sugar 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4599 I don't know,some of the guests just weren't camp enough. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4600 Doc, are you sure this is confidential? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4601 You wanted me to be honest, and I was. I liked the matte plum lips more. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4602 They say I'm a big mouth. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4603 Oh, she also took my hair. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4604 Why do I feel like you're just going to tell me more of what you think I want to hear? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4605 Scratch that. Let's say "Then I got up and left." 1.1346 0.03396 52 46 6 0
4606 I may be hard of hearing, but I am well versed in the concept of Freudian’s Lip, sir 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4607 I cannot understand the meaning of life, Doctor: should I change the question? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4608 You say “No, no” but your lips couch says, “Yes, yes!” 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4609 This ‘What you do in Vegas stays in Vegas’ deal is making you shrinks rich, huh doc? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4610 I have a recurring dream that I’m being devoured by a pair of red lips. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4611 Are you givin’ me the kiss off, Doc? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4612 The lip couch is a metaphor for my life Doug, a novelty until you're finally left on the side of the road as trash. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4613 In your findings, is transference neurosis with an oral fixation diagnosis fairly common? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4614 I’m obsessed with sex. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4615 You said something about lips this week and the week before last.” 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4616 I just can't help feeling that the whole world is telling me to kiss off. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4617 No,they’re not Dockers,they’re just pants. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4618 I'm going to count from one to three. At the count of three, you'll pull out your wallet and hand me five crisp one hundred dollar bills. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4619 Does this couch mean your lips are sealed? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4620 Talking about it like this reminds me of her. 1.1346 0.01942 52 47 5 0
4621 I am anxious to avoid people who give me lip services 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4622 Should I be asking YOU about oral fixation? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4623 Gee, doc, I thought you said your lips were sealed." 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4624 How do you know which count is correct? 1.1346 0.01942 52 49 2 1
4625 You know, your couch really doesn’t help with divorce. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4626 I feel like everyone, and everything, is kissing up to me. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4627 Doc, I am haunted by this recurring dream about the Rolling Stones and Mick Jagger. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4628 Is the couch supposed to help with my labial mood disorder? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4629 ...but I have anxiety about having anxiety! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4630 George, the questions I am going to ask you are designed to help you sort through the policy proposals of the Democratic Party's presidential candidates. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4631 I know it was created by Dali but I keep having nightmares about melting clocks. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4632 I get it doc, you think I have an oral fixation. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4633 I suffer from the illusion that everything I touch turns to giant red lips. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4634 You know, as your therapist, when you spoke, I just drew a lot of doodles. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4635 How much for the lip service? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4636 Thank you. I always feel as if you are talking directly to me. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4637 But "sycophant seat" is a pretty obvious euphemism for this kind of couch isn't it? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4638 Aren't you the one with an oral fixation? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4639 Yeah, I'm into vore. Like, BIG TIME, dude. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4640 This has got to be a joke. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4641 So, my Oral Fixation problem is rather common" 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4642 Life is a journey, not a Las Vegas destination. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4643 That's all I ever get is lip service! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4644 This is costing me an arm and a leg, I sure hope you’re prepared to give me more than lip service. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4645 This isn’t what I meant when I asked if exposure therapy would work for my oral fixation. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4646 The problem, doctor, is that I cannot get the lyrics to "mean woman blues" out of my head. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4647 It feels like the kiss of death. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4648 Do any of your other pateinst use this couch? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4649 Let me know when it’s my turn 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4650 From your lips to God's ear just isn't doing it for me. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4651 I'm glad that $100/hr goes to good use. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4652 I just don't feel like you're taking this seriously. 1.1346 0.04367 52 47 4 1
4653 I know, keep a stiff lower lip. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4654 Not to turn the tables, doc, but I’m feeling that you could use a hug and a big kiss. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4655 Now that you mention it, my mother did have large red lips. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4656 Sometimes I feel like a Rolling Stone. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4657 You know, sometimes I just feel like a rolling stone! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4658 I get it, you think I'm stuck in the oral stage. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4659 Actually, I look better in Misty Coral and it doesn't smear. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4660 My wife thinks I spend more time with you than her. Maybe if she stopped saying things like that it would change from 5 days to 3. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4661 I'm feeling small. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4662 Before we get started, can I borrow a lip balm? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4663 Doc, uh, 1986 calle 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4664 I have a fear of swallows. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4665 It's just really triggering that no one liked my Straight Pride Parade idea. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4666 I see trees of green, red roses too. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4667 Well, how about it? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4668 Usually my mouth is full of words, but now my mouth if full of me. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4669 Lip Shrinking 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4670 Oh, and you'd better add a pound of bacon and a pint of coleslaw. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4671 The middle-aged white man’s heydays are really over… 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4672 I’’m trying to tell you. It’s lip sync that started my problems. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4673 I feel like I am being eaten alive, Doc! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4674 I feel as though I'm right on the edge. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4675 It bothers me that everything just isn't so black and white these days. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4676 Today I think I'll have the turkey and cheese with mayo on whole wheat, and add a pickle. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4677 You guessed it -- I'm obsessed with Mick Jagger. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4678 I think I dreamed of my mother's ruby red lips. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4679 I don't care what you say, Doctor, I feel stuck in the Oral Stage. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4680 I have a complex regarding my mother's choice of lipstick! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4681 I hope I am not lipping off! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4682 I’ve had enough of your lip service, doctor! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4683 Is this covered by Medicare? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4684 I can't stop hearing what he says on a daily basis. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4685 In the words of Mick Jagger, “I can’t get no Satisfaction.” 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4686 Mister Smith when you fin the sofa turns red. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4687 I think I’m straight. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4688 Doc, whatever many sessions you think I need is fine, I could listen to your lip service about my problems twice a week for years. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4689 I am practically wearing my emotions on my sleeve 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4690 Everyone kept telling me that it gets better if I only came out, but Doc, I'm just not much for social outings. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4691 I’m starting to wonder if you’re the right guy for a nymphomaniac 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4692 What´s up Doc? I think I have the syndrome of "Never Been Kissed". 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4693 Come on, man. Give me a ray of hope. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4694 I can't seem to shake this dream that I'm a common chapstik. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4695 Now that we've kissed, I think I'll need exposure to breasts. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4696 How did you know I had intimacy issues? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4697 I feel as though the world is paying me lip service. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4698 As we drove down the long dusty road she said " Why don't you see someone about that crick in your neck " 1.1346 0.03396 52 46 6 0
4699 I don’t know why but sometimes I feel like kissing you. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4700 Does your "luscious lips" couch come in any other shades? I'm a "peachy-sort-a-guy" myself! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4701 Ever since I was a young man I've been a victim of self abuse. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4702 Frankly, I prefer puce. Red tends to be a little too lippy for me. But I still admire your knitting. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4703 Are you putting words in my mouth? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4704 Yeah, ... I love listening too! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4705 I try to make being a couch potato as romantic as possible. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4706 How does that make me feel? How would you feel if YOUR therapist's advise was merely lip service? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4707 Remember my first kiss? I'm having it now. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4708 Have I told you that my mother was also a lip reader? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4709 My last therapist referred me to you to deal with my oral fixation. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4710 How did you know I like women with red lipstick? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4711 You've got a Roomba! 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4712 Of course it's confidential, the lips are sealed. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4713 I'M WORKING ON A NEW TYPE OF TRANSFERENCE THERAPY. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4714 Can you feel the love tonight? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4715 This couch feels like Mick Jagger is kissing me 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4716 Is it ok if I take a nap? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4717 Do loose lips really sink ships? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4718 Usually I am filled with thoughts of self-loathing, but right now I'm wondering where'd you get those awesome shoes. Are they Prada? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4719 Is that Ruby Woo or Jungle Red? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4720 I'm a big old Samantha. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4721 I feel like she's always talking at me. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4722 Doc, My dreams always have me lying on a bed of tulips... Judy Carroll, Riverside, RI 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4723 Yes, I am well read. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4724 I just don't feel ready to rock and roll. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4725 I'm a sucker. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4726 Please take your feet off the couch. It's giving me anxiety. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4727 I leave reality with my aversion to Red 1.1346 0.03396 52 46 6 0
4728 I didn't really mean that. It was a lip of the tongue. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4729 My mother wore this color of lipstick. 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4730 All I really want is to be loved! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4731 Yes, I feel I'm well balanced, but doesn't this sofa have a tongue? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4732 Excuse me doc, is this couch a metaphor for your patients or for you? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4733 I constantly feeling that I’m getting the “kiss off”. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4734 She just never tells me what's going on with HER. I guess there's something always sealing her lips 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4735 My mother had lips like this! 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4736 How much for an hour of lip service? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4737 For what you charge, I expected more than just lip service. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4738 I had a dream I was a lipgloss. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4739 From my lips to your pad 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4740 I’m feel unable to get any satisfaction. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4741 Switching from the blue couch to this one, it just doesn't feel like progress. Kevin Berman Brooklyn, NY 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4742 Patient: “I dreamt about you again last night.” Therapist: “ Me too.” 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4743 This is no time to get lippy with me. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4744 Lately I've been having dreams about being eaten... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4745 I see lips everywhere 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4746 It's bad, doc... I'm in the red. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4747 I wonder if Aaron Rodgers is playing this weekend? 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4748 I'm crazy in love, but I don't know with who or what. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4749 I feel out of sync 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4750 Doc, I had to bite my lip when she refused to join me in couples therapy. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4751 I feel like a tongue model for the newest Stones tour 1.1346 0.06158 52 47 3 2
4752 I feel like she's going to swallow me whole. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4753 But I have to worry about something. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4754 Ever since you hired that new decorator, I feel like most of what I get from you is lip service. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4755 I get insatiably hungry whenever I’m here. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4756 You got three eligible bachelorettes too doc ? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4757 Oh it's like I can still feel her lips on me 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4758 That's all very nice, but I'm just here to get your lunch order. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4759 Yes, I did do a lot of acid in college. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4760 Can we please switch back to the giant tongue chair? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4761 Do you think it's just a phase? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4762 I'm afraid I can't help your loose lips. 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4763 From my lips to God's ear....... 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
4764 On a side note, where are those socks from? 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
4765 (Patient sitting in arm chair)- “Doc, I dunno about this whole ‘reverse psychology’ thing.” 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4766 It was a lipsuit. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4767 What was it about French kissing that made you stop doing it? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4768 All I'm saying, Dr. Glitter, is that I can see how the furniture delivery driver got confused. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4769 My problem is my ambivalence toward my wife, Marilyn. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4770 I mean, I didn't ASK to be this good at initiating massive headcount reductions. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4771 There's something about your office that makes me feel like I'm about to be eaten. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4772 My life is like a lip sync battle. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4773 Is this couch by any chance French? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4774 I’m sorry, doc. I just don’t know if conversion therapy is for me. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4775 Has my nap interrupted your nap time? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4776 If you don't mind, I'd just like to take a nap here instead of talking today. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4777 And you're sure? This is how you drew those French girls? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4778 ‘Have i told you this before, doc....doc?’ 1.1321 0.03341 53 47 6 0
4779 So you're saying I only pay lip service to getting help. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4780 From your lips to Freud's ears! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4781 It's surreal. I dally. Then I sleep. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4782 I can’t figure out why I’m so down in the mouth .” Charles Pumilia Livingston N 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4783 My life just feels so black and white 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4784 I’m so hot for her and she’s so cold. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4785 I appreciate your method, doc, but I just don't think this is really weening me off from the taste of her lips. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4786 The really existential aspect of this is how I coaxed me into changing places with you. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4787 I've been having these strange dreams about a giant woman ever since I started seeing you. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4788 So Mr. Jagger said that were one of the best. I see you got the couch he sent over. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4789 Everything I see looks like tulips. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4790 Its like I see her lips everywhere. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4791 After all this time, you, of all people, should know I clash with the hues of summer. As Nanny said when she laid out my outfits, 'You're my pastel boy.' " 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4792 Overcome my Oedipus complex? Mother always wore this color lipstick. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4793 Her ruby lips, her shapely hips and I got it. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4794 So you already know what I’m thinking? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4795 Is this #MeToo couch for encountering my inner feminine? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4796 Doctor, I’d sure like to lick this sex addiction problem soon. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4797 I'm having thoughts about my third wife. I'm not sure where this is coming from, but I was always uncomfortable with the amount of makeup she wore. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4798 This isn't about my love life. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4799 You know ,at $200 an hour, I expect better lip service then this! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4800 I'm not sure I need a sex therapist to deal with my anxieties about the President's trade policies. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4801 I keep having these nightmares that Mae West is eating me alive...they are so surreal! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4802 So, you are saying that you feel that you are in a Rolling Stones concert...Go with that 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4803 I've always had this secret desire to put my feet up on furniture. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4804 Why did you put a love seat in here? It is a continuous reminder that my dog doesn’t love me. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4805 It seems like every time I come here , it feels like I am being eaten alive. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4806 No, I still don't want to make up. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4807 Again? I've told you this part of the story at least 4 times... are you listening to anything I say? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4808 Your couch is kind of shocking for a monochrome guy like me. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4809 Mommy and Me. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4810 Can we talk about my oral fixation? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4811 I started out as a legs and breasts guy! 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4812 I don't like being called 'my little rouge à lèvres'." 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4813 I think you should know I keep a daybed at home. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4814 I've never been a kiss ass and you? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4815 Excuse me but, you just called me Seymour. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4816 So you mean I should be kinder to myself... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4817 I guess I don’t like when people give me lip. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4818 I guess this means my fate is sealed with a kiss! 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4819 I admire that you stick to a theme. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4820 It really brings out your familial issues. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4821 I can't stand the look of it. 1.1321 0.03341 53 47 6 0
4822 Before this appointment, I believed nobody would swallow my nonsense. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4823 Is this couch a set of lips?...You're not Freudian are you? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4824 Please, I'd really like to hear more, and that's not just lip service. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4825 Would you like a sip, or a gulp? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4826 Again, this isn't just lip service. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4827 Mick Jagger has ruined my life... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4828 Your really do just Freudian slip right into this couch. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4829 I think I might be orally fixated. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4830 Man on the Couch: All she said last night was, "did you wash the dishes after cooking?" I mean I'm the husband here, or has that changed? Therapist: Is that what you asked her? Man on the Couch: Offcourse not. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4831 Why are you writing about me? 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4832 Read my lips: no new relapses. 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4833 Of course, I feel better after each of our sessions but I still have that that recurring dream where I am a Chapstick. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
4834 Did I mention my Cheilophobia? 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
4835 She claimed all she got from me was lip service. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
4836 It's the strangest thing, Doc. All those inkblots looked like a pair of lips. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
4837 Something's telling me we both never got over 'Hot Lips' Houlihan. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4838 Do you intentionally use this couch to juxtapose my loneliness? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4839 Doc, last week I dreamt I was being swallowed up by a pair of gigantic red lips.What could that mean!? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4840 What the world "Need ,s now (is Love 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
4841 So when did your "thing" for Marilyn Monroe manifest itself? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
4842 I love this new slipcover, Doc. What is this shade, "Beso"? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
4843 The patient's philemaphobia was no match for his narcolepsy. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4844 looks like a shopping list . . . 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
4845 Thoughts? My mother's blushing bosom? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
4846 Shrink-wrap is a nice touch, but I doubt we'll be talking much about naval history. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
4847 For years I have been afraid I would wind up in contest #666. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4848 Alexa: pucker up! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4849 Wait, does this exhibit charge by the hour? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4850 MPD analysis qualifies for a group rate and a second couch 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4851 Are you sure this is not a cigar? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4852 Is there any particular part of me you want to kiss? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4853 Smack one on me big boy. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4854 Is it sick to be so obsessed with Marilyn?" 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4855 How do I feel about my wife paying the rent? I might ask you the same question. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4856 Couch mouth 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4857 I'm paying how much for this lip service? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4858 I need a hug. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4859 My wife keeps finding lipstick in my boxers. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4860 I like your socks they go with your clodhoppers. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4861 I suppose now I'm expected to pay lip service. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4862 Frankly, I’d be more open about my bleak outlook without this cold sore pillow. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4863 I suppose I could use a bit of a mental makeover. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4864 Well, it all started when I was three years old and......................................... 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4865 It’s moments like this when art therapy feels so surreal. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4866 Doc, do you smell something minty? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4867 For the record,something about your new decor just doesn't speak to me. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4868 And to think I'd never been kissed--until today. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4869 The colour red makes me want to kill myself. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4870 Her lips were not for me.... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4871 Oh, new red couch! Interesting choice, Doctor. What did you intend it to symbolize: From my lips to God's ears? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4872 did you know that scientists built a barfing machine with a face and everything to help study the norovirus? i wonder how much they'd make you pay to kiss it. not even anything dirty. no sex, just a nice litt- oh i'm sorry, am i *boring* you? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4873 She had big red & soft lips. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4874 I have this recurring feeling that I'm being followed by a pair of giant lips. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4875 I guess the anger management isn't helping because I'm still seeing red. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4876 I have this reoccurring dream, where I am being swallowed by giant red lips. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4877 I'm here to discuss my oral fixation, Dr. Lipman. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4878 I have a Surrealist paranoia; I feel Salvador Dali everywhere. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4879 I can´t help it, lipstick has something to do with it 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4880 I’ve always suspected it's just lip service you Docs provide. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4881 Are you saying I’m orally fixated? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4882 The lips of problems 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4883 If only we could find a red couch, Watson. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4884 Why do I get the impression that you're the kind who will 'kiss-&-tell'? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4885 Does this make me The Beast? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4886 This couch is quite popular. It comes in other colors and I can arrange free delivery with approved credit. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4887 Is it true that you have a big mouth, Doc? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4888 I keep falling for a pair of red lips. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4889 I like it especially when the tongue comes out and gives me a Frenchy! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4890 Are you suuure you’re not a sex therapist? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4891 - I feel bad. This couch reminds me of my mother. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4892 Everyone just pays me lip service. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4893 Your lips are soft. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4894 If you’re going to use your time with me to sleep, I’ll just sit here and enjoy my morning coffee 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4895 I know you’re lying, your couch is moving. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4896 So you feel encased in a soft moist cocoon, what's the problem then? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4897 Doc,Somehow I've developed this kissing phobia. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4898 You have to expect some lip service. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4899 When I was a Republican everything was black and white. Now all I see is . . . 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4900 I have to tell you... red brings out the wicked side of me... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4901 "My girlfriend...it's like she's following me everywhere." 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4902 I didn't want it to be "all talk" therapy. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4903 Last week you've mentioned 'oral fixation', but now you're just taking the piss! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4904 I don't know, doc. Every time we talk I just feel even more down in the mouth. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4905 My life is black and white in a full color world. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4906 This may cause major acid indigestion 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4907 We have religious conflicts She refuses to worship me 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4908 Like I said before... I'm ready for therapy can kiss my ass goodbye! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4909 It took 5 hours for her to text me back. Does that mean our relationship is over? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4910 I wonder why you would say I’m orally fixated when you make me lay on this ridiculous couch. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4911 I lost her two hours ago, and my dating app won't work. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4912 Do I really have to explain why I am having dreams like that? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4913 Okay, put the mustard on me and let's go at it. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4914 How bout you write down your feelings? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4915 So it's like a Ouija board with a scroll and sticks? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4916 Am I still in the oral stage? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4917 I just want to smack someone. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4918 This couch really gives lip service to sexual repression. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4919 I bet all your patients are fixated in the oral stage! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4920 From this couches lips to gods ears 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4921 My wife said she's 'sofa'd up of me being lippy'. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4922 I keep dreaming that someone is eating me. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4923 Thank you for being open to my binary gendered boomer professional white male role-play, Maurice — is this doing anything for you? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4924 I keep feeling afraid that I’ll be swallowed up, Doc. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4925 I think she gave me the kiss goodbye... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4926 I just feel chewed up and spit out. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4927 Couldn’t it be that my dreams about ruby lips have nothing to do with my sexual frustrations? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4928 Gag me with a spoon. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4929 I feel like I’m being kissed 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4930 I still don't feel like a tongue 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4931 No, Doc, I don't read much Sophocles, but why do I keep seeing my mom's rosy red lipstick? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4932 And I said, 'No, red reminds me of betrayal; red reminds me of despair; red reminds me of uncertainty in this forsaken world.' 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4933 I always wanted to be in Russia. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4934 Sometimes I wish the world would just swallow me up. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4935 Doc, I've got serious inflatable issues. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4936 Send the bill for this session to Mr. Trump 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4937 Lying on this red lipped sofa reminds me of my first girlfriend. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4938 From my mother mouth to your ear, Dr. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4939 I'm trying to make my goals more surrealistic. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4940 I know I should be grateful for any kind of kiss, but I can't stop thinking about the Antichrist. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4941 Sometimes I feel like the Rolling Stones Tongue 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4942 It all started on Sept. 3, 2004, when I attended my first Flaming Lips concert. 1.1176 0.06037 51 47 2 2
4943 Lips...mouth....tongue...swallow....throat 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4944 Oddly enough, this expresses how I feel about your diagnosis. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4945 It’s not that I don’t appreciate the effort, I just was never into the club scene. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4946 Okay, let's learn alphabet, a-b-c-d..." "...Zzz...zz... 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4947 Why are you so tight-lipped? I need some feedback here. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4948 I thought it was true love, until I hear what it was really saying about me. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4949 So you say you just got married? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4950 She keeps giving me lip and all I can do is take it. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4951 I feel so good in these sealed lips. How does the President know I will be here? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4952 I feel I'm being eaten alive. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4953 I’d rather talk about dada now 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4954 Have you checked your cyan cartridge lately? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4955 Try the hat. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4956 And I waited and waited for true love's first kiss. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4957 I feel like my wife lured me into a tight teeth grip after we married! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4958 I don't know what it is, Doc, but whenever I'm on this couch I struggle with the persistence of memory and I can't distinguish swans from elephants 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4959 Can't say I put much stock in this "Kiss it and make it better" brand of psychology...but what the heck. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4960 Hi Dinesh was a great time for me and to do a good one on the first time in a long day I think we should go get home from the house or something to do it and I can make a sandwich. 1.1176 0.02999 51 46 5 0
4961 Finally I got my ya-yas out. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4962 I'm sorry, but this Andy Warhol furniture is not working for me 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4963 Funny, my mother's name was was Mae. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4964 I feel subjectified. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4965 I will not merely give you lip service. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
4966 Doc, I never said I need to come to lips with my issues. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
4967 I don't sleep well at night because I have very sexy dreams. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
4968 No no, I said I Phil and I met at a phone store, not philematophobia. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
4969 The tongue is exacerbating my anal fixation. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4970 How did you know I'm a dentist? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4971 I will try not to gloss over my weaknesses. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4972 You're the best LGBTQ psychiatrist I could find. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4973 Lips speak louder than words! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4974 I've always been a Mick Jagger fan, too. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4975 Relax your stiff upper lip 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4976 My wife complains I see everything but your couch in black and white. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4977 My HMO said if You write a RX, it will reimburse for my Woodstock 50th Reunion Medical Glaucoma stash 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4978 I'm not conceited. I just like bringing my own sofa to these things. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4979 Sir, being drunk doesn't make you sad, but being love drunk certainly can 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4980 The mouth-couch, the contest number, the advance payment: I'm pretty much hosed, aren't I? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4981 I miss the red carpet" 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4982 My mother told me to never marry someone who doesn't wear lipstick. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4983 I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY EYERY TIME I COME HERE I FEEL LIKE SHE'S KISSING ME. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4984 I fear it is going to be a lifetime on the hips. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4985 Ten sessions and the couch is mine? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4986 You know I’m playing with reds myself. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4987 You’d have more clients if you stopped calling it “lip service”. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4988 And after I left the Rolling Stones, all I got was this couch. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4989 Don't give me any lip Mister. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4990 I get this uneasy feeling doc that I'm becoming a logo of the Rolling Stones band. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4991 So sorry, but I must avert my eyes from those.... those... luscious red lips... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4992 Is it just me, or is the fact that I hit the trifecta of being male, white, and rich is starting to bother some folks? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4993 kkkkkkkk 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4994 Okay, now my turn to do you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4995 Forever I aspired to get out of my gray flannel suit. Please tell me, doctor, should I regard this as an omen for my future? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4996 Is this your way of telling me God’s listening? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4997 I hope your lips are sealed because I just wet myself. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4998 I feel somehow swallowed on this couch of yours... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4999 Obviously it's fairly new . .. still blushes when a guy like me unloads . 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5000 That's enough, can I have my seat back please ? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5001 And then I dream I’m being kissed by enormous lips. Does that represent my mother? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5002 I gotta say, Doc, these sessions really aren't helping my vore fetish. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5003 All of my flirting moves is in this coush , I whant her with me . 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5004 Why do you think I don’t want to talk about my mother when I’m lying on a woman’s lips, doctor? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5005 I don't pay you to kiss my behind. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5006 I have been a Butler all my life. Born to serve. But now I am beginning to wonder why? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5007 Are you trying to tell me I have an oral fixation? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5008 Yah, Yah, I know, loose lips ………. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5009 I keep having that dream that nobody takes me serious 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5010 Just to be clear, when I say "Speak Ruby Lips", I mean you. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5011 Counselling is not a bed of roses; it is merely lip-service. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5012 …and, wearing an inflatable life jacket, she throws her dolly at me yelling, 'Why don't you come up and see ME sometime?!' 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5013 It's right here, a constant smacking and slurping sound. I just can't stand it! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5014 I keep dreaming of lips. Do you think I'm a sucker, Doc? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5015 Zzz... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5016 What's surrealist about that? 1.1064 0.02606 47 43 4 0
5017 Let's stop talking about my couch's lips and get back to your oral fixations. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5018 Do you moonlight as a stage actor by any chance? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5019 Wow, Doc, this is a well-loved couch!" "Yes, sorry about the stain. Still can't get my lip fetish client to stop humping it." 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5020 Since I became CEO I see ass-kissers everywhere. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5021 I love my wife, but sometimes I feel like her words consume me. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5022 This “Rocky Horror” Therapy is as uncomfortable as your couch. 1.1064 0.02606 47 43 4 0
5023 You're going to have to specify which 'Dada' you're referring to. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5024 I get it Dr. Obvious - you don't want me to pay lip service to your good advice. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5025 Do I still look blue? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5026 Let me be frank... I'd like more tongue and less lip. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5027 I feel like I’m being swallowed 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5028 For the amount I’m paying you, I should be getting much more than just lip service. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5029 Doc, I must confess that, alternatively, I have been asking the illustrator of this cartoon, Carolita Johnson, to make my life less drab and boring. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5030 It all began when ew decided to have a Love In 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5031 It's about good taste. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5032 It’s on the end of your lips, go ahead and say it. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5033 So you are saying, you think you are a dolphin 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5034 Now convince me it’s a cobalt, high-heeled shoe chair. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5035 I always feel like being on everybody's lips 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5036 Kiss up to whom? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5037 I worry I’ve gotten a little plumper since I’ve been seeing you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5038 Freudian typo? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5039 I've been feeling like I'm getting swallowed up by this whole process. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5040 No need to go on with this, doc. The couch just popped me out of it. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5041 As long as I'm here, could you take a letter for me?" Michael Rogness, St. Paul, Minnesot 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5042 I've lapsed into lips. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5043 When did "Lips of Luxury" become a thing? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5044 Somehow I feel her enrapturing presence here also! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5045 I love you even more since our divorce! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5046 Oedupus Shedupus, as long as he keeps his mothers couch. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5047 And you ask why I hate my wife’s lipstick? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5048 I sense some aggression when you say 'chew the fat. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5049 Lately I've dreamt of being swallowed by a big red-lipsticked mouth. What could that mean, doc? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5050 I worry about a big tongue lashing me to death to the tune of “Sympathy for the Devil” 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5051 Really - these sensuous lips are exciting. But the breath makes me feel like puking. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5052 Sometimes I just feel like my life is colorless. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5053 What do you mean, "Be a good chap" ? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5054 I just can’t shake my reoccurring nightmare about bright red lip rouge - strange, I know. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5055 Don’t just give me lip service 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5056 May I suggest dear doctor, you're going to need a larger pad. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5057 Are you writing down your grocery list? I thought I saw half gallon of low fat milk and a case of Poland Spring. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5058 I suppose there's no truth to the rumor that Mick Jagger is one of your patients? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5059 We can skip the Rorschach part, Doc. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5060 Lips. Why? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5061 Remember to charge him lip service when he wakes up 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5062 My face expresses me getting eaten by a lip couch while talking to another copy of myself with brown hair. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5063 To tell you the truth, I think it is you who is orally fixated. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5064 Somehow, I feel wanted every time I come here. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5065 I haave this strange feeling that I'm about to be eaten or kissed. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5066 I have a recurring fear of being swallowed alive. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5067 Wait a minute - that was off the record! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5068 Doc, in this particular metaphor am I a chocolate covered tongue or some pretty bad teeth? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5069 My obsessive dreams about Mulva started right after you changed the couch. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5070 I'm staying on this couch until the end of my oral phase. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5071 Oedipus? who's that? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5072 No I don't wish these lips were my mother. That would be weird... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5073 I keep dreaming of melting clocks. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5074 You must be a Ted Williams fan... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5075 As to that oral fixation thing, I said that I would rather be in Boca, not on Bocca. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5076 frankly, everything reminds me of her lips 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5077 Things just seem so surreal today. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5078 I never knew psychoanalysis could be this lovely. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5079 You said I have a colorful personality, but I just don't see it. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5080 You can’t always get what you want? Tears must be cried? What the hell kind of analysis is that? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5081 I keep feeling as if I'm being kissed or about to be eaten. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5082 Did you spell her name right? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5083 Doctor I often have thoughts of big red lips swallowing me up and sometimes I can’t even tell if there real or not 1.1064 0.02606 47 43 4 0
5084 This red is lovely, but I said I thought you should get a different chaise, not different shade. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5085 I’m feeling blue and quite conflicted. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5086 My spouse's public displays of affection make me feel uncomfortable! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5087 Is this the liposuction analysis? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5088 I dreamed of lips that never kissed me... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5089 I just realized I’ve been coming here since you stole this couch from the Stones in ‘78. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5090 Doctor, you’ll never believe this, but wherever I go, I see ‘Rock Horror Picture Show’ images’”... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5091 Is it knit or purl? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5092 I dunno, Doc... laying here on your 'Luscious Lips Couch' every week hasn't made me feel any more loved... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5093 More and more, I feel like you're just giving me lip service. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5094 Doctor, your choice of decore does not seem to be improving my feelings about my mother. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5095 Back home the romance is over 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5096 It’s a horrible dream ... I lie there and can’t move while a giant Betty Boop tries to devour me! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5097 I just don't think people take me seriously. 1.1064 0.02606 47 43 4 0
5098 I’ve never been kissed before 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5099 You give me too much lip! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5100 I don't understand it Doc, but, since I've been coming here, my fear that my little company is going to be swallowed up by a big corporation has gotten even worse! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5101 Junior, When the big hand points to one, you say , “ Our time is nearly up”. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5102 I feel like my fears are going to eat me alive. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5103 I’m starting to think my whole life is a rouge. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5104 Doctor, has anyone else asked why your couch looks like a pair of lips? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5105 Sorry, I can't stay long, but thank you for helping to make our visit comfortable. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5106 Your lips say No, but your eyes say Yes. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5107 Was there ever a good time to bring up my Erotophobia? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5108 My problem is I like to lay down on people's couches. Do you have a blanket? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5109 I'm fantasizing that $300 drops out of my pocket every week and your couch swallows it. What could that mean? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5110 The thought of her lips seems to haunt me. 1.1064 0.02606 47 43 4 0
5111 Client: "Zzz..." Counselor: "Mhmm..." Couch: "You're both nuts." 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5112 You know, on his couch I feel kissed by life! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5113 I can't get ruby red lips out of my mind. It isn't a "mother" thing, is it? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5114 Are we still going out to dinner after you finish practicing your new therapy? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5115 Whenever I see you here, all I can think of is M.A.S.H. reruns! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5116 No, I don't think it's surrealistic, do you? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5117 LIMP SERVICE!! Let me tell you about that. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5118 Frankly, I’m not comfortable ...talking about mom. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5119 People see me as irritating chap. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5120 Does that refresh your recollection? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5121 Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in the oral phase. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5122 Sir, please cut the lip service. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5123 Since our last meeting I've been having dreams of my aunts, sisters, grandmothers trying to kiss me. It's been Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sixth birthday all over again. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5124 Seems you take too much lip. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5125 Are you going to charge for both of us? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5126 Since I started therapy with you, doctor, I've become more and more obsessed with the idea of wearing lipstick. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5127 Where I love I have no desire and where I desire I cannot love - but this sofa is really comfy. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5128 Does it give oral? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5129 I have nightmares about dropping a stitch. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5130 So, are you going to tell me what this couch is supposed to mean or do I have to talk about my mother first? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5131 Feeling blue" is normal for me, but this is......disturbing. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5132 So, as a Freudian, you kinda like this sofa? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5133 My greatest phobia Dr. is being a victim of a lapsus linguae. 1.1064 0.02606 47 43 4 0
5134 But can you prove it was lip slip? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5135 My name is Eddy Puss 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5136 I know you said I had an oedipal complex, but I swear this couch looks just like my mother's lips. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5137 I'm mad all the time, even this couch makes me see red. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5138 Kiss my ass. How’s that for being more assertive? 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
5139 Okay, so maybe your lips AREN'T sealed. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5140 I'm surrounded by the memory of her, especially the feel of her kisses. What do you think that means? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5141 I don't agree that a kiss is just a kiss. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5142 Maybe we should start by clarifying the term "daddy issues. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5143 Make that two dozen beers and a bottle of bourbon" 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5144 I just like the shape of this couch. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5145 All I can really see is red, Dr.! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5146 Could you clarify for me, Doctor, just what an "oral fixation" is? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5147 I don't know if you can understand this, but I have an obsession about Robert Palmers backup singers. 1.1064 0.03379 47 43 4 0
5148 My wife really sucks 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5149 I will admit I tried Uber 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5150 I picked up the couch when Mick Jagger was a client. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5151 Lying in the cradle of a mouth is having its therapeutic effect. Things are definitely stirring where they weren't before. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5152 I didn't just come here for lip service. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5153 doctor, i keep having dreams that i'm laying on a lip shaped couch. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5154 My body feels like i'th trapped between lisps." 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
5155 It's rather strange but when I was hypnotized I felt like I was becoming a canker sore. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5156 It all started with a little kiss, like this.... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5157 Just don’t kiss the cop on 34th and Vine! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5158 All I ever get from my employees is lip service. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5159 My friend’s therapist doesn’t ask about his prostate health. Or check for hernias. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5160 ...and then I saw these giant lips coming towards me. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5161 Mom always liked you best! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5162 When I’m ready to talk about toilet training do I have to get a different couch? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5163 I'll make an appointment when you have the Blues." 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5164 My fee is lower for entertaining you. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5165 Are you a Vet or a Psychiatrist? I'm terrified of injections! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5166 she said” I would not say shit if my mouth was full of it”. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5167 I would have chosen a lesser red. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5168 You're aware of course, we are relegated to 666, or is this the usual lip service." 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5169 Is this your famous red lip shtick? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5170 Every time I leave here, 'Funky Town' becomes my ear worm. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5171 My mother? Now I'm just seeing red. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5172 I'm still having panic attacks related to women in bright red lipstick. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5173 It's less a feeling of uncushional love and more one of overstuffed violation. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5174 Today, I‘d like to speak about commitment. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5175 You have voluptuous hands. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5176 Can I have some? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5177 A red couch that looks like lips? Does that loosen people up Doc? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5178 Lately I have been dreaming of giant lipsticks ... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5179 No Doctor, unlike you, it does NOT remind me of my mother's lips... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5180 AND SINCE THEN I FEEL THAT KING KONG IS AWAITING FOR ME AROUND THE CORNER ... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5181 But your handbook never mentioned not eating garlic before the kiss! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5182 I said “KISS MY A##” and this is what happened ! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5183 I think I will prefer to sit in your chair to discuss the other stages. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5184 I know this is the 10,000 time I've of told you this but it bears repeating. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5185 'Strange, just as I laid down I have an my fear of coffee' 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5186 Every time I come in here I start seating red. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5187 I am still having the recurring dream about red tulips. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5188 I don't know if it's my suits or if I'm just not suitable, doc. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5189 It's as if my mother were speaking through me. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5190 I think I figured out your favorite color. May I have three guesses? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5191 I've been having this recurring nightmare about excessive printing costs. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5192 I think you're still in the oral stage. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5193 Dr. Lipschitz gets a custom couch. Just waiting for his emoji pillow to come in. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5194 I tell my wife I love her, but she just acts like I am paying her lip service. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5195 I'm guessing all your patients need to talk about sex... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5196 I believe you were saying something about my oral fixation? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5197 Have you noticed it's contest #666? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5198 What's that giant sucking sound I hear ? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5199 Her lips told me No, No, but ... that's where it all began. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5200 I feel as if I'm about to be devoured. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5201 ‘The problem, Doctor, is that I see my mother’s lips wherever I go.’ 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5202 Remind me to buy my wife some flowers. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5203 Patient: Her lips enraptured me...I was taken, I had no choice. She engulfed me ..totally. Therapist: I can imagine you distress..say more. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5204 You promised that your lips were sealed when I told you about my Trump fetish. Did you mean it? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5205 I've got to tell my boss to stop breathing down my neck, I can make my own decisions. Its not like the world is all black and white. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5206 I feel, somehow, just out of sync. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5207 I have a recurring dream about mother kissing me. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5208 My business is about to collapse. Everything I touch ends up 'in the red'. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5209 Is that a different pen for each personality? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5210 Your lips are just the right color! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5211 It always seemed less gooey to come out the other end! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5212 You do not know Dr. Frank-N-Furter? I need a better PPO. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5213 And in my dream, she had REALLY BIG red lips... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5214 Tell me again doctor, how is this proceedure going to help me deal with my fixation on Marilyn Monroe? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5215 Are you sure there's no such thing as vagina dentata? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5216 Paying lip service isn’t as easy when it’s $300 per hour. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5217 I fear relaxation is the kiss of death. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5218 What's that Doc? You want me to address you as Mr President? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5219 You think we can make the big bucks, selling this cartoon? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5220 I can't tell if this couch is uncomfortable, or if it just makes me uncomfortable. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5221 You say you keep having these reoccurring dreams about Gene Simmons, but let’s talk about what’s really bothering you. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5222 I'm getting cancelled for this one 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5223 Doctor, I feel I'm on the lip of a mental breakdown. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5224 My mind is blank. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5225 Not to nitpick, but there's not much space between your ellipsis. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5226 Does this love seat open up? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5227 So you treat other patients who are afraid of black couches? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5228 I only doodle when my patient tells me about their dreams. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5229 I feel like she's constantly with me! This feels more like a loveseat than a couch!" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5230 Role Reversal - 101 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5231 Why do I feel you want me to mouth off about my mother? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5232 Doctor, I haven't had a normal conversation with my wife for the last 3 years. She haven't stop talking since then. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5233 I can’t see your lips! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5234 My friend doesn't even like texting. Now it's like I'm INSIDE her phone. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5235 Hi feel like a precious Strad 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5236 I am a cartoon? Yes, now pucker up. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5237 I've gotta be honest with ya, Doc. This isn't helping with my oral fixation. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5238 It all started after I watched The Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5239 and thats when i realized orange man bad 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5240 Enough about your mom. What really turns you on? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5241 Thank God your'e treating me for my oral fixation and not for being anal retentive! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5242 Let's see. You reside in Pleasantville and have recently been experiencing color issues. Is that right? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5243 I remember now, she had big, red lips and liked to smack me... 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5244 In my dream, I am being pursued by a huge set of wax lips. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5245 I’ve been having a strange recurrent dream of being consumed by my mother. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5246 Hey, Doc, where did you get those cool slacks? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5247 My old therapist had loose lips. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5248 this couch reminds me of my ex-wife's lushes lips,if only they weren't attached to her argumentative mouth. 1.1064 0.02151 47 44 3 0
5249 For some reason, I feel that your advice is only lip service. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5250 Maybe I was just too sweet for her! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5251 So I'm really being fired from Revlon? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5252 I" have an oral fixation 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5253 Draw me like one of your depressed patients. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5254 Please don't pay lip service to me. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5255 I told him 'Don't give me any lip.' But he wouldn't listen, so I punched him. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5256 If you are considering slipcovers, I suggest something cooler. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5257 This coffin does not fit, are they going to cremate me? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5258 If I fall asleep today, will I still be charged for the session ? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5259 You know I DID see Clockwork Orange and I DO remember what happened with that sculpture of a Phallus that you have on your mantle over there so please DON'T get any ideas! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5260 I have nightmares about being sucked in by this big, red, mouth-like couch! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5261 What does it mean if I tell you your fly is open. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5262 I'll throw in another $200 for the couch. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5263 Well, we *could*, Frank. But mainly, I want to talk about my nightmares about the Rocky Horror Picture Show. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5264 Is it just me, or does this couch look kind of bland to you?” 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5265 All the light in the world is crushed beneath my weight” “You don’t say... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5266 I'm hanging from your lips, doctor 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5267 [patient]' I have this nightmare doc that I'm being eaten by a giant pair of red lips!' [Shrink] Would you like your delusion served with the full-fat fantasy or our weight-watchers low-cal complex needs sir?' 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5268 Sometimes it just feels like I'm being eaten by a giant mouth. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5269 I can't get the Rolling Stones out of my head. Do you know what I mean? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5270 Your silence is fine with me. I will let you know when an hour is over. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5271 You’re not going to reseal these lips are you? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5272 Are you wearing red socks? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5273 Why won't you tell me what comes after the oral stage? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5274 Her lips were just perfect. Something I could never forget. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5275 What sex life. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5276 When I lay down, I feel a strong need to do the Time Warp Again. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5277 She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink She said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5278 OK, you found my yelp review.... and yes, I said I felt like you were giving me lip service..... but I’m not paying for this couch. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
5279 I paid for this...? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5280 Do you bill by the word? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5281 To be honest, I feel consumed by anxiety! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5282 I know I told you that I wanted to find someone with big red lips ... but this doesn't counts 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5283 Dr., if you don't stop treating my dreams like Dalis, I'm going to bail on you! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5284 But if you try sometime then you might find you get the Democratic nomination. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5285 I like your couch, but don't just give me lip service. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5286 Her lips gave me a heightened sense of being impotent. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
5287 Doc, I'm concerned my wife is addicted to Botox 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
5288 Yes, it is strong. How does it make you feel? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
5289 Are you a fan of Chaka Khan? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
5290 I dont know why, but when I lay down here I feel compelled to hum Taylor Swift's Red Lips & Rosy Cheeks... 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5291 We are going through the oral stages. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5292 Don't tell me you're one of those real therapists who takes notes. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5293 Doctor, Even now, I can’t stop thinking about kissing my ex-wife. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5294 I feel like all I'm getting from this is lip service. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5295 Yeesh, buy a guy a drink shaped couch first! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5296 Are you kidding? I have to open my mouth and tell you EVERYTHING while lying on a sofa in the shape of LIPS? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5297 Science fiction. Double feature. Dr. X will build a creature...I don't know where these words are coming from! 1.1042 0.02561 48 44 4 0
5298 I won my family's Hot Lips award in 1965. What are you trying to get at here? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5299 I dreamt we were in New Yorker Contest #666, your sofa was red like my aroused devil ex-wife's cauldron as I stewed in her hell. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5300 So now how did you say lick the cats lips? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5301 No doc. It does not feel like I’m “getting a big kiss at the therapist’s office”. 1.1042 0.06131 48 45 1 2
5302 But I AM John Galt! 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5303 'I thought, I'd erased her from my memory doc, but whenever I come here, all I can think about is her passionate kiss...' 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
5304 How long have you been diagnosed with an oral fixation? 1.1042 0.02105 48 45 3 0
5305 Is this couch a Freudian thing? Because I want a new doctor if it's a Freudian thing. 1.1042 0.05359 48 44 3 1
5306 Let's explore that, Doctor. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5307 I just feel like I'm paying for lip service 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5308 And then she said “don’t give me any lip.” Can you believe that? 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5309 I came to you because you're supposedly good with porn addiction. 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
5310 I see your other endeavor is proving the demon succubus is for real. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5311 Can we stop talking about Mick Jagger and get back to my mother? 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
5312 I am not sure that I am buying into this Subliminal Therapy. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5313 Are you reading my lips? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
5314 Hallucination, bah . . . . If it wasn't Marilyn who was it? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
5315 So much lip! I only cheated the once. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
5316 So, sugar, apples, a carton of milk.....hum anything else? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
5317 You trying to send me a message, Doc with this love seat? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
5318 Glad you like the couch; we want you to feel loved. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5319 I sometimes feel like I’m lying on big red lips. Is that normal?” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5320 I pretty much told her to kiss my ass. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5321 So I said to her, ‘You look like a trollop with that bright red lipstick!’ 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5322 I have found oral fixations explain everything... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5323 You bought this from the Rolling Stones, didn't you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5324 I admit perhaps I can’t tell where she ends and I begin... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5325 Is the stiletto chair on back order? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5326 You think you have problems? Boy just you wait til you hear mine! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5327 It feels like my whole life is on exhibition. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5328 I feel consumed by guilt 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5329 The Prozac’s not helping. I’m still having intrusive thoughts about wax lips — but only during my sessions! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5330 I really need your help. I am a compulsive womanizer. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5331 So I've got you down for a meatball sub with extra cheese. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5332 If only lips could talk.... 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5333 Is Kylie Jenner expanding into the furniture business? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5334 I feel like you're promoting the Oedipal complex, doc. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5335 When I'm around ugly furniture... I don't know, Doc. I just start seeing red. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5336 I'm not usually this puckered. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5337 Just writing an old adage-“From your lips to God’s ears.” 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5338 I have a problem with “lying lips”- not laying on lips. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5339 Sometimes I just feel like I'm lying on somebody's lips. I don't understand it, Joe. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5340 Listen doc, I've got a serious problem. I've been listening to nothing but Queen for 30 years. No other genre, no other band, nothing but Queen. Every word to every song to every album memorized. Even in silence, their songs play nonstop in my head. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5341 I remember doing the Time Warp 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5342 At this moment I’m feeling rather moist and enshrouded in sweet feminine breath ! 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5343 You’re right — it’s impossible to pout! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5344 It’s like I’m being eaten alive 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5345 Why yes Dr. Smoochy the new couch is quite comfortable. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5346 So tell me, why do you think you are experiencing oral fixations at this time? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5347 Just plain nuts. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5348 - I prefer the vertical leaps. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5349 So, when I say the sofa looks like a slash of luscious red lips it's just my mother complex? mdg 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5350 I am having the weirdest dream ... and I bet you’re going to tell me it has to do with my oral fixation. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5351 She told me I had bad taste in furniture but I didn’t understand how bad it was until we split. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5352 Doc.....I'm a SCATMAN. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5353 Is it true that you were a Freudian when you bought this couch? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5354 Your repose lacks mindfulness. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5355 No Mont Blanc? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5356 Are you sure that window is shut? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5357 I have a fixation on sexy lips 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5358 I don't want to do the Time Warp again. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5359 Sometimes I get so mad it makes me see red" 'Bob Greene, 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.co 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5360 I wonder what couch you use for the next stage of my development? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5361 I expect more than just lip service doctor. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5362 Well, it started with Facebook...but now I'm hearing tweets in my head. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5363 It’s so cruel to have me lying on this sofa, knowing I’m in love with you. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5364 No, I don't feel like kissing you. Where'd you get an idea like that? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5365 I feel like I'm par-tic-i-pating in our sessions. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5366 Does this mean that my analysis will be one great prolonged kiss? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5367 I feel like everyone's trying to kiss my butt. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5368 You mentioned you're familiar with Oedipal Complex issues? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5369 I'm just a sweet transvestite From Transexual, Transylvania 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5370 I just feel that it's going to consume me 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5371 I am afraid I am becoming a couch french fry. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5372 I just don't know what to do with a President like this one. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5373 Perhaps we would make more progress on my Oedipus Complex, if I could sit in the chair. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5374 Did you see what I did with that last witticism? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5375 If you don't mind - next week I'll bring my three wives along so you can see what my problems are! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5376 Are You Taking Good Notes? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5377 You just wrote 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5378 I want to order a red Tesla, the highest performance model, ...and hurry before I get up and change my mind. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5379 Even inanimate objects remind me of her. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5380 If I am not mistaken, that is the same pen my mother used to write on my face. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5381 Lately I feel like I've been chewed up and spat out. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5382 This is no bed of roses, buddy boy. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5383 Do you recycle the notes after you shred them? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5384 But mostly it’s your couch that really chaps my ass. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5385 My mother used to crochet, do you think that means anything? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5386 How did you figure out I hate red? 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5387 Doc, they tell me everything I touch goes into the red. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5388 Yes my wife doesn't underst........just a minute you are supposed to be on the couch not me & 'I ' ask YOU the questions!! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
5389 some do. some don't. frankly, I have been tempted to join you. 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
5390 So you have a kissing phobia. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5391 I guess you never got over it too,that your wife kissed another guy. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5392 Hey Doc, can we switch chairs? This one reminds me of her. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5393 I prefer white myself... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5394 Doc, I hate to wake you up, but the clock is running. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5395 Why do this from a love seat? Lack of love is my problem! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5396 Mother not only belittled me, she behaved so ravishingly in the process. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5397 Are you sure your lips are sealed? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5398 My mother would prefer a different couch. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5399 Is this from the new 'Kylie Couch Kit'? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5400 Tell me I’m not projecting. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5401 Of course I can't move forward. The jelly is stuck to my suit. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5402 The snooze couch works again like a big soft kiss. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5403 Doc you know red is an aggressive color is this your confrontational session? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5404 We've spent half the session in each role: is it easier to be repressed there? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5405 For some reason, I only use such... colorful language when I'm here with you 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5406 I have this weird attachment to lips. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5407 With rare exceptions, I skip the fiction. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5408 It's cozy, but I still miss Steve Bannon. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5409 I've told you already - I dwell on the past because it is so much nicer than the present 1.0889 0.02247 45 43 2 0
5410 Listen Doc, you're one sick Dude if you think that I'll confess my sexual problems with my wife to you now! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5411 I can't stop feeling like I'm on the verge of being devoured by my ex-wife's big mouth. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5412 stand still like this, I'm almost done 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5413 I know I want everybody to kiss my but, I was hoping it would stop here. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5414 it takes more than two to figure out one 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5415 I feel like I'm about to be swallowed up by everything I touch... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5416 I think you misspelled 'genius'. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5417 I did not have sex with that woman! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5418 My mother always wore this shade and it frightened me. Neil Philbin, Wakefield RI 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5419 For some reason you seem consumed by the thought of her 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5420 I can do blue if you like. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5421 I read that her furniture line sold out in minutes. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5422 And THEN he posted a screen grab of my tweet for everyone to seee, with the comment 'that's hilarious', and left the chat group... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5423 Something is nagging me to accept derivative pop art. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5424 What makes you think everything I tell you is just lip service? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5425 This session inspires me to kiss and make up. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5426 And YOUR Gufram fetish started when-Doctor? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5427 Will liposuction help? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5428 I always feel like I am being swallowed up. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5429 Is this going to cost me dearly? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5430 I hope you disinfected this thing before you brought it in here. I've got enough issues without having an STD. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5431 I'm an accountant stuck in puzzle 666. Am I Satan on a red couch that will devour me or am I an angel to be saved by these red lips? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5432 I've been feeling... Rocky 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5433 Doc, stop paying lip service to me. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5434 I’m just glad to see her. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5435 I feel most of what I say is lip service. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5436 I feel enveloped by an aura of Lip Ivo. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5437 Where I come from, a man does his own upholstery. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5438 This is really nice but do you have to watch? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5439 And then I heard him say 'Beam me up Scotty!' 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5440 It is comfortable but you're going to have to wait your turn. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5441 I sure hope you aren't writing that I have an anal complex as well... 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5442 Mom claimed I could always lean on her, and I began to believe it. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5443 I said lies come out your mouth, not lie on my mouth 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5444 Everything I touch turns blue. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5445 You were recommended by my good friends, Mick and Steven. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5446 Before I began my analysis, life seemed so drab. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5447 But remember I only gave lip service to that arrangement. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5448 Is this couch that's like the artist William DeKooning's painting of Mae West's lips a freudian joke 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5449 My indebtedness worries me. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5450 This Craigslist couch smells like ass. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5451 Yes, I love everybody but myself. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5452 I don't charge for lip service! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5453 It all started with this red lipstick on my collar. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5454 Wrong lips!!! I don't need anymore sweet talking. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5455 Should I be subliminally stimulated to discuss my love life? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5456 At what age do you think your "lipstick phobia" began? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5457 Am I bleeding? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5458 You're uncomfortable with the lips. Maybe if you closed your eyes, it would help. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5459 Do you have a couch that's more in season? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5460 After I met her, everything looks like her red lips! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5461 Pucker up, it's going to be a long session! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5462 You asked "How's that working for you"? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5463 It must be working. I never thought of myself as having good taste. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5464 Sorry, wasn't listening. This couch reminds me of the 'Lips between the Hips' mantra. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5465 ...it seems my confidence of self-expression has evaporated, EnVeloPed in a Panacea Perceiving softness on these stiff anonnomous red comfort lips so aptly offered to extend pseudo support to my enmeshed senses of Oy Vey muffled in a pre-fab suit. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5466 I don’t see you writing it down,” the man complained. “Well, you’ve already mentioned it 16 times in the last 45 minut—“ “I don’t think you appreciate just how distracting this giant red lips couch is. PUT IT ON THE FUCKING NOTEPAD, JERRY. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5467 She found last session's lipstick stains particularly hurtful... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5468 How can I trust you? I thought you said your lips were sealed. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5469 A written privacy policy form would have been sufficient. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5470 You want to hear the colorful version? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5471 Kiss me quick, before I fall asleep. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5472 For the first time in a long time, I like I can finally exhale. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5473 I just feel like you could liven up a little bit. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5474 However, I do find your turtleneck rather professional. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5475 This really isn't my shade, let's try black and blue which my father's favorite. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5476 Every time I lay on this couch, I think Cardi B is kissing me all over. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5477 When did you first feel you were paying 'lip service' to my role as an analyst? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5478 Lay off Killer. Our PR has been terrible since Jaws. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5479 I've been studying and practicing bushcraft and primitive technology for the last 20 years or so. I'll be fine. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5480 I’m fine, how are you? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5481 This couch looks like a lip. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5482 I suppose I can try for every day, but I'm partying at least once a week as it is. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5483 It’s spelled s-u-i-c-i-d-e! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5484 I feel like your therapy is just lip service. 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5485 Watching David Lynch movies certianly has been no help. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5486 I tried, Primal Scream Therapy. My wife said why not try Kiss A Boo Boo And Make It Better? 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5487 That's mother with a capital M. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5488 Doctor,I have this recurring dream about being kissed ... 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5489 Now that I think of it, Mama’s kisses were suffocating! 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5490 Have you ever read “The Giver?” 1.0870 0.05225 46 43 2 1
5491 My wife also gave me a Hummer for Fathers' Day . 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5492 I feel I could open up with Mies Van der Rohe. 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
5493 These remind me of your mother's lips. 1.0870 0.06080 46 44 0 2
5494 I feel like everyone I meet is just paying me lip service. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5495 Are you still keeping notes on paper? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5496 I don't know, Sam. You and I may be going too far into our father-son relationship. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
5497 I love red doctor, but I'm not a Communist! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5498 Do you mind if I move the pillow to the other end of the couch? I don't like people to notice that I'm losing some hair. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5499 I was dormant but lying here I feel sore. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
5500 I acquiesce - give in to everything. I've lost my bite! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5501 Stop eyeballing me! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
5502 Can I have some "Gummy Bears", please? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
5503 Must I "kiss and tell"? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5504 I'm in love with the Rolling Stones 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
5505 You never answered the question I asked when I came in, so I’ll ask again: What that mouth do? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
5506 I don't know, maybe going polychromatic was a bit too flashy after all 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5507 She walked out on my two years ago, but I still see her luscious lips everywhere I go... 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5508 I just see everything in black and white but when I'm here in your office you really just help light up the room." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5509 Yes, the couch is shaped by a pair of lips. Does that remind you of anyone? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5510 Tell me in what way does my couch remind you of your mother? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5511 Therapy is “Kiss my ass?” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5512 My husband likes Dali too but I've drawn a line in my office. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5513 How did you know that dry lips were a major concern of mine? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5514 I have dreams at night that I'm being engulfed by a pair of huge red lips. What does that mean? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5515 Now tell me again why this couch makes you think about your mother. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5516 To be clear; I want more than lip service today. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5517 Table or no, Doc, I can't escape the feeling that I'M on the menu. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5518 I know you say it 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5519 Doctor, are those Allbirds? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5520 I told you Doc, ever since I came to your office I can't get her big lips out of my mind. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5521 You must think I’m balmy! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5522 I am "reddy" to proceed and even brought my own colour coordinated couch. Do you think I have a problem? 1.0732 0.02469 41 39 2 0
5523 What's my best odd: 'Should I love her or leave her?' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5524 I feel like a giant pair of red lips are about to swallow me whole. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5525 Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your extra time and your... 1.0732 0.03295 41 40 0 1
5526 I feel like you’re more focused on the couch. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5527 So... call it a hunch, but that's a Quaaludes prescription you're writing there, isn't it, Doc? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5528 I feel better now that I am not a complete unknown 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5529 REALLY? Well, you can kiss my ass, too! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5530 I *do* think this is helping me with my intimacy issues! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5531 Opening your third eye is going to be harder than I thought. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5532 I feel compelled to keep it simple. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5533 I keep dreaming that I'm being swallowed by her love. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5534 Is this couch just a couch or are you a Freudian psychiatrist? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5535 In typical psychoanalytic fashion, the only lips that are moving in this session, are the couch’s, as the patient squirms in awkward “therapeutic” silence. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5536 I asked for my secretary and not a stenographer. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5537 I thought you said you wanted to paint me like one of your French girls? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5538 I feel like I'm being dominated by my Mother, and these sessions have't been helping. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5539 I am glad we swapped places, as the couch was starting to look like botoxed red lips and I was getting these sexual fantasies. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5540 Not good. I tend to feel like a cold sore during a game of spin the bottle. So no, this isn't helping much. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5541 I can’t get the expression “Lips smacking good!” out of my mind. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5542 It all goes back to my Maw. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5543 Mother always wore red lipstick. She was an artist. That's why I'm here. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5544 Patient: "Doctor, if this is wrong, I don't want to be right" Doctor: "Right..." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5545 No, it's not just lip service. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5546 Yes, I do crave a tongue sandwich! Can I get that with mustard on rye? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5547 Now that I've been to your washroom, I'm not sure "Freudian stages" is really the best theme for your décor... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5548 Do you think maybe you need to talk to somebody? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5549 So love means never having to say you are sorry?? 1.0732 0.02469 41 39 2 0
5550 The color red always makes me homicidal. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5551 And then she called it all off, claiming I was incapable of appreciating lips. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5552 I've never been kissed by a real person, you see. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5553 Loose lips make tights knits 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5554 Sometimes I put my Foot in my mouth, sometimes more. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5555 Sometimes it feels like you’re just giving me lip service... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5556 I don't see color. I just see people. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5557 You see it wasn't her plus size or kisses...on the contrary...I was drawing for joy in all those wet lustful zoftig kisses...it was the nightmares ...all those stupid dreams of being masticated by some big red whale... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5558 Just roll over and close your eyes. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5559 I'm sorry but I always get Dali and the Dalai Lama mixed up. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5560 What would you take for this couch? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5561 I feel like i'm in a psychiatric bordello. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5562 Honestly this whole thing just feels like lip service. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5563 I'm getting a hard-on from your new couch! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5564 But my wife don't want to have sex on red bedroom 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5565 You know, it’s the science behind elevators that has always fascinated me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5566 DEAD 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5567 Did you just call me hors d 'oeuvre?​ 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5568 DR. SHYAMALAN, I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK YOU'RE HINTING AT SOMETHING. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5569 I don’t do psychoanalysis. I do kiss and tell. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5570 In case you're interested, my mother's lipstick was Chanel red - not this drugstore imitation. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5571 You took, “She dreams in color, she dreams in red,” pretty literally here, Doc. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5572 Is red my only choice? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5573 I don’t know what it is Doc, but every time I come here I feel an obsessive oral fixation. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5574 Number of the beast... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5575 Sometimes, I feel you're just kissing up to me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5576 Sometimes I feel like a clam ...other times I feel like two lips... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5577 . . . pink cener on the filet, not red . . . 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5578 I have a feeling my mother breast-fed me too long. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5579 Oh ,don't forget that we're also out of potato chips. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5580 I can only see the color blue. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5581 ''You won't use this is in your next advertisement, will you?'' 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5582 I feel like I'm being smooched all over!!! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5583 Doc, I feel like you're just giving me lip service. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5584 Could you hand me that apple? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5585 As interesting as a piece of furniture? I wish 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5586 Bob...Stop overthinking it. KISS keep it simple stupid 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5587 Your new LIP Couch makes me want to tell you everything! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5588 Yes, doctor, I feel like we've made a lot of progress today. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5589 Two for one ... psychotherapy and liposuction ... I'm in. Let's do it. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5590 Must I romanticize my responses? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5591 I feel your just paying lip service to my shattered psyche 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5592 What is this "red" of which you speak? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5593 $300 per session for this kind of lip service? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5594 We need to stop meeting like this 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5595 Are you sure your couch is not going to swallow me? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5596 Sometimes I feel you are saying to me 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5597 This is contest number 666. Are you satan? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5598 And this is meant to help my oral fixation? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5599 In my dream she keeps saying that I'm "lip-smacking good." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5600 No, I haven't considered drinking more Grey Goose. Why do you ask? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5601 ....but I’ll settle for being as interesting and thought-provoking as this couch. Or is that setting my goal too high? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5602 ....and then I... hated when she kissed me. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5603 Doc, this isn't really what I had in mind when you said 'liposuction' 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5604 You know this couch should be set against a solid wall. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5605 That was my best bedtime story yet! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5606 I also think I’m suddenly developing an oral fixation.” 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5607 I don't care if it's your alma mater's team color, it's driving me crazy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5608 Why do her words keep coming out of my mouth? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5609 Do you have anything to eat? I'm STARVING! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5610 Yes, I do like having my butt kissed! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5611 My goodness, is this a surrealist jam session? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5612 I'm not comfortable speaking before her. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5613 Strange. I feel like I'm in Buss. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5614 I'm not the kiss and tell type if that's where your heading doc. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5615 You know what the Yankees are doing? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5616 I dreamed that I was swallowed alive by a she-goddess. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5617 I’m reminded of The Stones. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5618 I’m sorry. I can’t make sense of this, either. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5619 She became upset when I told her the relationship leaves me feeling like I'm about to be swallowed up! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5620 Doc, I’m starting to think you’re the one with the oral fixation. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5621 ‘You took the words straight out of my moutb’ 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5622 Why did I ever think Trump was something more than an ass hole? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5623 Here's a little sugar for your bowl. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5624 I can’t stop obsessing about a vacation in the Poconos 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5625 So I forgot to bring my reusable bags... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5626 Did you just pass gas? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5627 My mother wore this shade of lipstick, you bastard. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5628 For once, I appreciate your lip service! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5629 Could the lip stick damage my suit? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5630 How much longer will it take for me to get out of the oral phase? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5631 Your guess is as good as mine, Doctor. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5632 Why do I get the feeling that I'm only goin to get lip service? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5633 XYZ,Check. Your Zipper 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5634 I thought I was the one with the oral fixation. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5635 As they say, “Loose lips sink ships”. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5636 No,my mother did NOT wear red lipstick. Why? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5637 That was an hour? Wow! Time just melted away. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5638 I feel consumed by penis envy. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5639 I feel like such a mouthful when I visit. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5640 I don't know why, but I could kiss you right now. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5641 And thank you for letting my girl friend accompany me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5642 You know Frank, buying your wife a CPAP Machine would be much cheaper. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5643 Do you have a blanket, it’s a little chilly. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5644 I hope I don't leave this appointment with a bad taste in my mouth 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5645 Don’t give me any Lip! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5646 Why yes- I am having trouble sleeping 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5647 It's as if the universe has become one big maw sucking the life out of me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5648 Ain't you uncomfortable sitting in that chair for so long, I think you need to talk. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5649 I'm getting warm,is this couch heated? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5650 Yes, I think I do have trouble showing affection. Do you, Doc? 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5651 Are you sure you want to hear about the companion piece? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5652 Everyone I know just kisses my ass. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5653 Come on Doc. Why do I feel that you are totally giving me lip service this session? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5654 What makes you think I have an Oedipal Complex? 1.0732 0.02469 41 39 2 0
5655 She kept warning me how she would chew me up and spit me out. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5656 Having sex with the other sex is just repulsive to me. I don't know why. 1.0732 0.02469 41 39 2 0
5657 Doc, you know I don't like being seen after the oral fixation patient... 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5658 Lipstick on my collar told a tale on me. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5659 And I said 'Paint me like one of your french girls' and he said- Hey, would you stop drawing and listen to me? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5660 I’ve been rather obsessed with kissing lately. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5661 Lipstick therapy works with men, too... right? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5662 So Doc, you really think my lip fetish is temporary? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5663 Now that I think about it, it was definitely love at first kiss. 1.0714 0.02410 42 40 2 0
5664 ' I hate this 'lipstick' couch, I'm wondering why you chose it? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5665 Have you been listening or just too busy playing with yourself? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5666 What do these Freudian lips mean? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5667 Her cherry lips surprised me, an innocent young man.... 1.0714 0.02410 42 40 2 0
5668 How do I make up? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5669 look, you seem great, but are you sure you're the right doctor to treat my specific issue, Involuntary Couch Fucking Disorder? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5670 Is this a metaphor for all the lip your clients give you? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5671 I find this couch too narrow for two people - what is wrong with me 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5672 Lay it on me. My lips are sealed. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5673 Is there some Freudian explanation for why I have to withstand the indignity of reclining between lipsticked lips? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5674 So you think I have oral issues, as well as a hidden love of makeup? 1.0714 0.02410 42 40 2 0
5675 Is it hot in here or am I crazy? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5676 These lips embrace me. Will they open, chew and swallow soon? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5677 You have bee's knees, I have C's knees that make me sneeze. See what I mean? I rhyme all the time and it's making me crime. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5678 I understand your specialty is curing the blues. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5679 this has brought me great comfort ever since bobby got human centipeded 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5680 Well dressed, well spoken... 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5681 I have the moves like Jagger, but still, nothing seems right. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5682 Ya, my love life hasn't been going that well, a girl got her lip stick all over my back. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5683 Be honest... is that chair tacky? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5684 What happens in the champagne bathtub?! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5685 Frankly, I'm starting to question your slogan: "a moment on the lips, an eternity of having come to grips." 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5686 I'll take an E 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5687 I did say that, Doctor, but it was just a Freudian lip. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5688 My mother wears this shade when she disrespects my boundaries. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5689 I think this really helps doc, when I´m here my life feels more... colorful. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5690 You are doing only lip service. 1.0714 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5691 I'm not sure why, but somehow I just feel like saying, ''Kiss my ass!'' 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5692 Lip service! Lip Service! 15 years and all I've gotten is Lip Service! 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5693 I wonder why my neck hurts after each session 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5694 Mick Jagger makes me want to blow you. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5695 I don't want to win this week's caption contest, and you liberals can stick it. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5696 No, why do you ask, Dr. Pucker? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5697 After three years of analysis, I begin to discover colors. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5698 hey doc, you ever feel like someone is out there just "captioning" every word you say? 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5699 You've kept me waiting a long time. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5700 My feelings about that, for some reason, seem pursed. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5701 Everyone I choose. I'm a hot mess. 1.0714 0.05272 42 40 1 1
5702 Yes, now you've got it. It goes like that. Simple, eh? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5703 Well you see Doc, I just feel people are always talking about me. Like my actions are constantly on their lips. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5704 This couch is really read for no reason. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5705 You acquired a new couch after I mentioned my obsession with baci ball? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5706 And then I roll over and she opens her mouth, and then I always wake up.... 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5707 Hey doc did you notice the current contest # ? Like I’ve been telling you; It’s the kiss of death. These lips never lie. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5708 It is X rated 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5709 It may seem transference on my part, but did your mother also display a strong preference for red lipstick? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5710 I guess that you have heard all about ass kissing. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5711 I have been feeling more love. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5712 Did you mean to say 'couch'' or was that a Freudian Lip? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5713 The unrealistic beauty standards you've set for the world are just a projection of your own insecurities. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5714 Kiss and tell? Kiss and tell? That’s your solution!?! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5715 Thanks for hosting these bach(elor) sessions, doc. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5716 Sorry George, I guess I’m OK with a “LIFE COACH”... not a “LOVE COUCH”... 1.0698 0.02353 43 41 2 0
5717 Doctor, the curve of your lips is leaving me aching. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5718 I'm surrounded by lips, Doctor." "Well, you might have an oral fixation." "I meant this couch. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5719 I keep having these vivid dreams of Mick Jagger... 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5720 I really think my anxieties pre-date the #metoo thing. In my dreams, it's always 1937, and then I wake up. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5721 I know it was her red lipstick that drove me crazy 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5722 You don't need to write this down. I really don't want to kill anybody. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5723 Never thought I'd be sitting on somebody's lip. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5724 Sometimes I feel like your just to forward Dave. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5725 Suddenly, I find myself in the mood for love. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5726 Something about the taste of his lips just did not put me on a ride 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5727 I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. This couch is swallowing me. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5728 And then she said "you complete me". 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5729 Speaking of a Freudian s-lip. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5730 This “Poconos immersion therapy” is not squelching my fear of kitsch. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5731 So the couch is indicative of your empathy for the Me Too movement? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5732 Mr. Larkin, Let's remember who the psychiatrist is. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5733 I have this uncontrollable urge to change my lipstick color. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5734 Fixations as furniture is an interesting concept, but I'd stop here." 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5735 I'm here because you were recommended to help me with my obsessive rumination on the phrase: "Loose lips sink ships" 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5736 I suppose I am upset about the overuse of mood-ring technology. Why do you ask? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5737 ...and then Mick Jagger appeared out of nowhere... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5738 So that veggie cartoon scarred me for life. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5739 Don’’t forget the fries! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5740 So you really think it’s buns I’m obsessed with? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5741 Why is it I always want to dissect my issues from the early 70’s! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5742 Oddly, my recent dreams all have my mother starring in a movie directed by Warhol--with a Rolling Stones soundtrack 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5743 I told you on the phone I had a thing about the Rolling Stones 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5744 I just feel like everything around me is changing. When did you get this couch? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5745 You know? I think these sessions are giving me lip. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5746 My life is as chapped as my lips 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5747 Your couch feels like Freudian lips. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5748 I know that my love life is a mess, but this red hot lip couch is not helping. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5749 I have a real problem with red lipstick 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5750 How could you know that huge, red lips are my problem? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5751 I didn't know you took Costco cards. So I get 2 hours, right? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5752 Patient to doctor : “I hardly ever ope my lips. Simonides, what think ye of my rule ?” Reply: If you are a wise man I think you are a fool. If you are a fool, I think you are very wise.....!” 1.0698 0.03149 43 42 0 1
5753 Don't take it so seriously...I was just lip-synching! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5754 My wife's are not as well-maintained and I think that's the reason why I'm here. 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5755 The inspiration for my office were my childhood memories of my mother 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5756 I feel so bland and understated for your couch! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5757 I'm sorry Dr. Morris, did you just say, "Feed me, Morris"? 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5758 Every time I think of it, I see red! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5759 She only pays lip-service to my issues... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5760 I think I felt the change about the time red became the new black 1.0698 0.05150 43 41 1 1
5761 …And no, I wasn’t paying lip service when I said those things about your skills as a therapist. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5762 The relationship was improving, but then she wanted to know why I had lipstick all over my suit... 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5763 Not your typical lip job. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5764 Was it your love of Mae West or Dali that drove you to psychiatry? 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5765 I'd really like to get to the bottom of my recurring dream of being swallowed by a pair of big read lips. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5766 Say, this sofa reminds me of mother's pe- LIPS. My mother's lips 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5767 But enough about me. For some reason, I feel like I have to share some insights into the life of Brad Pitt. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5768 No, for some reason I just can't forget her beautiful lips." 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5769 I feel like I have a kissing disorder 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5770 So I politely suggested "hey, maybe you shouldn't just grab the mic from their hands" and ended up with an almond milkshake in face. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5771 Why are you doing this to me? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5772 I don't understand it, Doc. Lately I've been having the most outrageous oral fantasies. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5773 Sir, this is a shoe shop. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5774 I don't think this is helping with my mother issues. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
5775 By the way, your mother is proud of you. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
5776 I stay awake all night worrying that I am going color blind. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
5777 I just can't shake the feeling that Number of the Beast is floating over me head! 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
5778 So tell me...what dat mouth do? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5779 Good, Mr. Soze: now expand on what you mean when you say your wife giving you lip is couching a larger issue. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5780 For some strange reason I keep thinking about science fiction double features during our sessions. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5781 hi i was told to come to this website to buy some runescape membership and bonds 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5782 Doc, everywhere I go a giant pair of lips are trying to eat me. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5783 I've just lost my Mojo... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5784 It all started with a Kylie Jenner Lip Kit... 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
5785 This projection couch isn't working, doc. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5786 The voices tell me a blue couch would be nicer. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
5787 My lips are sealed just say whatever is on your mind 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
5788 Lip a dee do dah, lip a dee day. Sing it! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5789 This couch is so alien to a psychologist's office that I feel like I'm getting an entirely different type of probe! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5790 You know, Doc, it was a lush set of red lips that got me into this emotional state in the first place. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5791 May I confide something, or are you part of the display? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5792 Loose lips sink slips? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5793 I'm straight, but I'm running in a gay district. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5794 Dear doctor... I had the strangest dream about lying .. in state ... on this sexy sofa, mmm. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5795 Did you remember to add to your notes,that i haven't had lips like these,since Mother died. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5796 I keep seeing Rolling Stones imagery, doc, you gotta help me! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5797 Is this a joke, Doctor?” “No, just a Freudian’s lip. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5798 To be honest, I only wanted to salve my conscience 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5799 I feel as though you want to kiss me but don't dare come right out and say so. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5800 Is this your not-so-subtle way to get me to open up? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5801 How did you know I was lippy? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5802 How can you be knitting while I'm being kissed to death? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5803 My teeth feel dirty. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5804 The lips don 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5805 This sofa is so my mother. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5806 “Dr., maybe I have philematophobia ...” 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5807 Honey, is this a couch built for two? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5808 I get no kick from champagne... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5809 I am fairly certain you share my opinion that the Me Too movement falls into the fake news category. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5810 No the couch does not remind me of my mother. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5811 I don’t know what happened, doc, I swear I was goin’ for the Cincinnati Steamer. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5812 Recently, I have made some poor upholstery color recommendations. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5813 ... and about how long have you been experiencing these overwhelming sexual fantasies? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5814 I hope that I’ll have enough time with you. Somehow I feel that this session will be rather short, over in a lickety split of time. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5815 I’ve been feeling rather eames-less until now. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5816 Your launch is the kiss... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5817 I first went to my doctor and she said I was suffering from no one cares itis 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5818 Note to self: Replace carbon monoxide sensor 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5819 I'm Rhett, and I was referring to Scarlett O'Hara. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5820 Thanks for trying to help me forget about her, but she used botox. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5821 Wherever I go I'm the only man wearing a tie. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5822 This couch is giving me an oral fixation. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5823 Really, I’ just looking for a quiet place to nap. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5824 Father always wore Chanel Rouge Allure in Pirate 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5825 Is this really how we are supposed to discuss my E.D. Problem? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5826 Am I being held in Mick's or Chaka's lips? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5827 Nope! I don't think it's possible to come up with a caption without using the 'R' word. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5828 So you acknowledge the lip service really put a kink in your relationship? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5829 Do daydreams count? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5830 My lips may be red but my thoughts are blue. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5831 Favorite Spielberg movie? Probably "Hook". Yours? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5832 Never heard of a "mood" couch, just the mood ring. Interesting... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5833 I feel like I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5834 This chair makes me feel like you are trying to hard Doc.” 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5835 Mae I stay silent My lips are sealed 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5836 Now is really not the time to tell me you have a lip fetish. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5837 Yes, I'm quite certain my nightmares about my wife becoming a black widow spider recur each night after I meet with you. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5838 She did our’s too, but in purple. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5839 If this is your method, I’m keeping the giant trash compactor dream to myself. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5840 Doc, thanks for doing a house call. I sat on the cat, and I don’t know how to break it to my wife. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5841 Shes gonna leave me if she finds out my businees is in the red 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5842 So, doctor, your thinking is that all our issues go back to our mother’s all-consuming love? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5843 It's not Mick Jagger but it'll do. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5844 So, tell me again about this death dream. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
5845 I love the sofa, cause my mother always said my lips were too small for my face! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5846 hey ,wanna go out for a drink after this? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5847 I’ve been dreaming about lips a lot. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5848 I'm sorry, but frankly I just don't feel comfortable sharing all these intimate details of my life with a stranger. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
5849 Do stop me if I mouth off too much. 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
5850 What time does the tongue come out? 1.0526 0.05263 38 37 0 1
5851 Yes, lip service costs more. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5852 Yes, I know I can always get what I want. Is that your best material? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5853 Your hypnosis to get me over the breakup still hasn’t worn off... 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5854 Ever since I started counseling, the song "Ruby Red Lips" has been playing in my head. Why do you think that is doctor? 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5855 I don't know what it is, but this couch always reminds me of her. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5856 Doctor, I’m so glad you don’t just give lip service to your patients. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5857 I think I'm ready for my blue period. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5858 I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5859 No one ever asks about MY bottom line. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5860 Then he called me Coo Coo McCool. And I was a long time Democrat office holder just ready to retire when he fired me." 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5861 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I asked for lip-service. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5862 Have all my problems filled that notebook of yours yet? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5863 I feel like my mother loved me too much. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5864 I asked for a blue sofa 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5865 I have recurring dreams that I’m being swallowed up by the “me too” generation 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5866 No peeking until your unconscious hides. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5867 If only there was some way you could help me visualize my oral fixation problem 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5868 I'm in the lap of luxury, but I really just want to be in your lap. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5869 Erotic content? No, it's pretty much wax lips, Halloween, and a maniac behind every door. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5870 Spielberg and Zaillian discuss their next project. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5871 I miss the feeling of soft red lips pressed against me... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5872 I felt less anxious with boring old couch. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5873 So, let's talk a little about your fear of red lips! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5874 Politics used to be a lot simpler -- stains and birth certificates. Now we have think. The law, justice, what's right or wrong. It's all too much!!! 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5875 Since working with you, my dreams have been unusually sensuous. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5876 What does it mean if I’m craving tongue? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5877 My friends call her a man-eater but I don't see it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5878 Knit one...pearl two... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5879 What IS the symbology of these lips? 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5880 You know doctor, this couch kinda reminds me of my mother. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5881 What do I owe you for these sessions? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5882 I'm just a sweet transvestite. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5883 It's no use doc- I see sex everywhere. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5884 I need some rest, let us switch 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5885 Yes, my email is bradandjanet75@gmail.com. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5886 Yes, I pay lip service to mammon, but underneath it all I want to rob the rich and give it to public tv. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5887 Hatred is not comedy. Get a clue people! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5888 I was hoping for a therapist with a tad more gloss. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5889 I like the couch Joe, but really, “Kiss and Tell Counseling”? How gauche! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5890 I let her make the first move. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5891 I can’t do this. It reminds me too much of her. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5892 Sometimes I feel like I am falling into a giant pair of lips. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5893 Could I lie on the jungle red shade instead? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5894 At this moment, I feel love. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5895 You know, we are at the "Pleasure Chest", not my office! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5896 So basically, Dr. you are telling me to kiss my ass. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5897 Is that a Sonny Terry song you are writing? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5898 Sometimes, it just feels like she wants to devour me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5899 I feel like a sweet transexual from Transylvania. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5900 Won't you take me to Funkytown? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5901 Ya know, Doc…sometimes a Freudian slip is just a Viennese undergarment! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5902 Morgana...666. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5903 I don't know about you but I feel like the fact that this is contest number 666 is a bad omen. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5904 Pardon me but I believe you dropped your initials 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5905 I don't pay for lip service. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5906 You need a pen for this? Of course I keep dreaming all my teeth fell out! 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5907 This is quite expensive, but the lip service makes it worth it. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5908 I never thought it would come to this... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5909 Do you think that black-and-white thinking is spoiling my life? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5910 Let's go for coffee. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5911 The dream always starts with my mother giving me a big wet kiss as I left for school in the morning... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5912 I see her everywhere. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5913 I thought a psychiatrist would be able to afford better than Home Goods. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5914 My life is not as colorful as I've always thought. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5915 I know I’m special, yet I feel only average — at least when I’m talking with you. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5916 I get that you are trying to compete with Red Table Talk ... but seriously Doc ... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5917 The just gave me lip service. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5918 I am not usually the ”kiss and tell” kind of guy, but... 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5919 Don't your patients feel consumed by your office? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5920 I have a therapy addiction, you’re the third mental health professional I have seen today. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5921 I killed 9 hookers. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5922 you understand me right? I mean it's only a matter of time before your hairline looks just like mine... I mean my hair used to look just like yours! Now look at it! Trust me buddy, give it half a decade, give or take a year. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5923 'Am I to presume arousal? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5924 You know, initially I had some reservations about going to therapy while inside a color symbolism heavy art house film 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5925 I just feel like my life's one big joke. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5926 My obsession began the first time I heard The Rolling Stones. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5927 Tell me,Doc,am I really a successful,important,brilliant,captain of industry or am I just lucky as hell? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5928 I think I may have recently acquired the Midas touch. Everything I lie down on turns golden red. But my favorite color is blue. 1.0513 0.05128 39 38 0 1
5929 Sometimes I feel I’m just paying lip service to the upper 1% 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5930 Sorry doctor, but is it true what they say about psychiatrists ? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5931 Some days I feel like her passionate embrace will simply consume me. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5932 Don't give me that lip service Doc. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5933 I just don’t think a ‘Casting Couch’ is very helpful since you’ve told me that I need to stop trying to ‘act’ strong all the time. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5934 The original Freudian slip. Is my head laying on a clitoris? 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5935 It's just your 19th nervous breakdown. 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5936 Thanks for coming to my house today. I just feel like I'm about to be eat'n alive" 1.0513 0.03578 39 37 2 0
5937 Doc, all I seem to think about is Kylie Jenner. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5938 We all must simply make up our minds to seek the light. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5939 Since I'm paying, what do you say we talk about my problems today? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5940 Can I borrow your pen? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5941 From my lips to my ear. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5942 Would you describe your insomnia as intermittent ? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5943 Being on a couch that looks like Mick Jaggar's lips isn't really helping me with my fear of commitment doctor. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5944 I trust my remarks are being kept confidential. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5945 Why do I suddenly feel more anxious than ever talking about my mother? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5946 I'm obsessed with Schindler's List. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5947 I'm curious why you would ask about my mother's lipstick? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5948 Oh, you're related to THAT Dr. Frank-N-Furter 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5949 How's the coworking thing going, by the way? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5950 You came to the right place for MY/your benefit! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5951 I love the Freudian slipcover on this cooch 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5952 Doc, what do you think it means that I keep having the same dream over and over that I am being devoured by a big red Venus Fly Trap? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5953 I feel consumed by her love. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5954 I keep seeing my mother, ready to go out for the evening, giving me a bright red lipsticked kiss goodnight 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5955 I feel that everything makes me think of a famous rock star 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5956 A Gin & Tonic, no lime please 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
5957 I have an itch. Please scratch my back 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5958 I can't seem to shake this feeling of wanting to be kissed. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5959 Sorry, doc—I still don't feel like I got the moves likes Jagger. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5960 These sessions are the most colorful part of my week. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
5961 I'm tired of your lip 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5962 Your in to Marilyn too? I'm just bonkers for her. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5963 I am not a nostalgic person Doctor, I live and love in the present moment. The phrase “ The good old days” has never passed my lips. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5964 Even with this emerson therapy I dont think I'll ever be a Carrie 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5965 Was that flatulence, Doctor? 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
5966 Happy Birthday Bob. Cheers mon!! 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
5967 Well, I came in today because I have been very weirded out by all these weird therapists and their offices. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5968 Are you sure it's ok for me to kiss and tell? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5969 Is this a Dali couch isn’t it; hey your fly is open . 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
5970 Let me guess, she talks too much. 1.0500 0.05000 40 39 0 1
5971 I told you that I don't just see things in black-and-white! Look, I'm sitting on a red sofa! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5972 Tell me... do you feel loved? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5973 She's a man eater, Doc. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5974 Don’t you think you’re overdoing it with this couch from Freud Industries? 1.0488 0.04878 41 40 0 1
5975 Doctor, I keep having these nightmares that my wife is trying to swallow me. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5976 Silence for 130g; whaduthink Mr. C 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5977 I knew I’d just get lip service from you! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5978 You know you want to join me here. Why do you keep fighting it?” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5979 Can y6ou confirm that my thoughts will be published? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5980 Contest 666... The Lips of Hell 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5981 Are those Dockers? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5982 I'm hoping you can find something in my past to take the blame for my life choices now. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5983 Are you taking anything for your depression? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5984 What do you think he meant, POSE? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5985 I just can't get her out of my mind! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5986 I'll have steak medium-rare and a nice chianti. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5987 I spend my life paying lip service: is this the best you can do? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5988 I cant get herrings out of my mind. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
5989 By the way, your couch is horrendous. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5990 I had a dream like this. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5991 Well, this therapy certainly does feel psycho! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5992 I’m not so excited about Lacan, but that’s a Muji pen, isn’t it? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5993 I was referred to you by Dr. Love. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5994 I have a lips fetish. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5995 Actuaries say, patients on red sofas crackup more often. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5996 You say it feels like you've been through a time warp? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5997 I dreamt I was being eaten. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5998 Tell me more, about zis—‘vild SEXtional.’ 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5999 I'm having a hard time speaking with your mouth full. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6000 Has this couch always been this well read?! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6001 Doctor, I've been coming to you for 8 years now> Why do I feel like you are kissing my ass? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6002 I fell outside the one percent mark, and I can't take being part of the riff raff. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6003 Why do I always have the urge to give you a kiss? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6004 Are you sleeping or dead? I can't tell with my eyes closed. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6005 How am I? Well, I haven't been feeling like myself lately, and to be quite honest, neither have I... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6006 Maybe I should take my own advice and change MY medication. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6007 Oh, by the way, don't share the note with anyone else. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6008 Let’s scrap the instructions and wing it. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
6009 Since I saw you last, I have been having nightmares about Mick Ja 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6010 So what do you mean by associative therapy? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6011 I have problems trusting therapists who say they like the furniture I buy them 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6012 I have this persistent dream that a huge pair of lips is about to swallow me up. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6013 REALLY AND HONEST 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6014 I can't brush off this sinking feeling I'm being swallowed. 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6015 You were at my wedding, Denise... 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6016 And where do you think this new fear of being eaten alive has come from? 1.0465 0.03249 43 41 2 0
6017 May I draw you like one of my french girls? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6018 So how is my therapy centered on this love seat and why is it critical that I pay for it ? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6019 No, I've never read the giver. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6020 They call it a “Talk Couch”. What ever is on your mind, just let it roll off your lips. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6021 This couch makes me feel like I could be swallowed if that's your intent. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6022 I obsess about voluptuous women eating me. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6023 It’s the oddest thing, doc. Since my last visit, I keep having this dream I’m being swallowed whole by Mick Jagger. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6024 This sofa makes me want wax lips again. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6025 She chewed me upl. Must wil not spit me out 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6026 Why did you write that? That’s not what I said! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6027 I never considered I might taste like aged beef. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6028 I keep dreaming of cold sores. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6029 So, are you telling me that I don't think enough about sex? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6030 Lying on this red-lipped shape couch Doc has as brought back all my abhorrent sex fantasies. Better get a full sized steno pad quick! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6031 Don't worry, Doc. I haven't touched liquor in years. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6032 Normally I don't feel comfortable confiding in someone with loose lips. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6033 kiss and tell 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6034 I don't know. I just can't stop thinking of her ruby red lips. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6035 Quit the stirring and don't give me any lip, Doc. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6036 Am I boring you? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6037 My mood couch is telling me you're not feeling cool as a cucumber. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6038 Tell me again about these "colors" you've been seeing. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6039 Why yes, I am a Freudian; how ever did you guess? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6040 Look, I really appreciate you trying but we really don’t do the whole ‘red thing’ here. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6041 Beauty of one's problem lies in its feeds to another's wallet. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6042 You say you understand me, but I can't help feeling this is all just lip service. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6043 If feel like you're hinting that I'm paying lip service to your suggestions. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6044 And ever since, if I so much as think of a pair of oversized lips, straightaway I’m seized by the paranoid delusion that my hemorrhoids have begun to bleed. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6045 I'm sorry for mouthing off but I can't get a lick of relaxation. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6046 You're not getting Randy anymore, Doc. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6047 I've been having some strange dreams about Mae West. They seemed to have popped out of nowhere. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6048 Why am I thinking you’re only giving lip service to my problem? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6049 It’s like that trollop is eating me alive! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6050 I can't help thinking you're just paying lip service to my problem? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6051 My only associations are "Loose lips sink ships" 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6052 Doc, I feel like my life’s a joke. Specifically, ‘What’s black and white and red all over?’ 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6053 So which one was Jayne Mansfield, then? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6054 So you consul the Jenner's, I think this will be our last appointment 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6055 Doc, ever since I've been coming here, I've had a recurring dream of being eaten. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6056 Remember that old black-and-white horror movie "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman?" She chases me every night in my dreams . . . but she's wearing bright red lipstick. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6057 Do you smell perfume? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6058 I left my credit card at the bar—name of J. Prufrock. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6059 I hope this new lip service 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6060 You couldn't spell CAJ if I spotted you the C and the J. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6061 I still don't feel the affection of others though. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6062 When I'm good, I'm very, very good. It's surreal! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6063 There it is again, the strange sensation of a tongue licking down my back! 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6064 Does this couch induce conversation ? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6065 I used to see everything in black and white; now all I feel is red. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6066 What am I thinking? Loveseat Lips, Hugh Hefner, somebody has an identity crisis, likes Playboy, or lives for alliterations. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6067 I hope you have a good supply of pencils and pads. 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6068 On the plus side, since I started coming here I don't feel like I'm in everyone's lips anymore 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
6069 Doctor, I can’t stop thinking about her ruby red lips, and I don’t know why. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6070 I'm trying to be sweeter. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6071 To be honest, I don't believe a word out of you lips. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6072 Lip Service ..... 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6073 I dunno. I feel like everyone's giving me lip. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6074 So, in this dream, I'm being eaten 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6075 ...and then she said, "why don't you find a window to jump out of". 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6076 Are you sure this couch is suitable given my orientation? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6077 Strange. I dreamt last night of lipstick, and how long it's been." 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6078 Well, I kissed her and then told all my buddies. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6079 Well, I feel awkward discussing my love life now. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6080 You must get a lot of comments on this couch of yours. Where’d you get the idea from, Dr. Luna?” Paul Bergman New York, New Yor 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6081 I hear you also got the Apple PRODUCT(RED) iPhone. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6082 I've grown accustomed to her face. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6083 This couch has the shape and color of my wife’s lips, Bill, does that have any meaning for our session? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6084 Mr. Richards explained, "I can't get no satisfaction" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6085 In the nightmares, I'm falling for Mick Jagger. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6086 I feel like I’m in a time warp. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6087 This wonderfully engulfed feeling of passion has me intrigued”. Christine Constantine Annapolis Md 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6088 This couch reminds me of my mother. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6089 Maybe it’s you, Doc, who needs to examine his preoccupation with sex? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6090 I feel like these sessions aren't helping my oral fixation. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6091 Don't worry . . . it won't swallow you . . . 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6092 Is it Oedipal if I keep feeling my mother's lips on mine. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6093 Ewww. Something keeps sticking its tongue my ear. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6094 That’s The Big Lebowski sweater. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6095 Doctor, you look shocked. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6096 The couch is to create a visual aid. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6097 I feel trapped in the kiss of death. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6098 Call me paranoid but, somehow, I feel this is all predetermined. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6099 This sofa is really comfotable, what do you think of that? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6100 you think she was just paying me lip service???? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6101 I had a dream that my mother was wearing shades of coral. I’m conflicted. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6102 These sessions are not helping my oral fixations.” 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6103 I understand your couch was a gift from the manufacturer of botox. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6104 What I have to say mustn't pass your lips. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6105 I’m not here to pay for lip service. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6106 Oral fixation? ...me? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6107 Every night after I come here I dream that some women are whispering terrible things about me. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6108 I know it's ridiculous, Doc, but it feels like someone's making a meal of me. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6109 How can I help it if I'm pouty? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6110 I love the name Mylo. I want to name my kid Mylo, my dog Mylo. I want to marry a Mylo.. I also need to make a living, so I'm thinking about creating an app called MyLo - short for My Location. You mentioned you know Mark Zuckerberg? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6111 Is this your passive way of asking me for more 'lip service' Doc? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6112 This couch is exactly my mom's lipstick shade of red. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6113 Do you do politics? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6114 Can we use a different couch? This one reminds me of my mother for some reason. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6115 I feel strangely aroused during my sessions. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6116 My wife says I have an inferiority complex. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6117 It's a nice effort doc, but I still have a fear of being eaten by a giant. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6118 How I feel is uncomfortable, from sitting on this couch. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6119 What do you mean, I've got an oral fixation? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6120 Why do you think I have oral fixation issues? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6121 This might sound crazy Dr. Canoodle, but every since you redecorated your office, I've been getting a feeling of warmth, a sense of love, acceptance, a renewed need for closeness and caring, even stirrings of passion, a desire..." canppodl 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6122 She thinks I don’t appreciate things of great value. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
6123 My wife says I'm manipulative and need to be here for at least an hour. So, please don't forget to wake me in one hour. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6124 Sorry 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6125 I feel that nobody understands me and are just giving me lip service." 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6126 Are you just paying lip service? 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6127 All of your therapy has been just lip service to my ego. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6128 Look, Doc, you’re projecting your oral fixation on me, and it’s really chappin’ my ass. 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
6129 Have I mentioned I was a bull fighting bull in my previous life? Red is not a good color for me. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6130 Have you ever noticed that women are sexier wearing red lipstick? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6131 “So, I’m obsessed with the Rolling Stones and anal retentive. Do you really think this couch is going to help?” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6132 Just sort of thought I would have moved out of the oral stage by now. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6133 Are we bound to keep repeating the sins of our fathers? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6134 I let my lips do the talking. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6135 Can we compromise on yellow upholstery? 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
6136 Do we have to kiss afterwards? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6137 It started out innocent, Doc. I liked the normie stuff. But then my buddy sent me some really dank, deep-fried memes — they changed me. It's gotten so bad, I can't even laugh unless I'm looking at a distorted image of Bugs Bunny saying the n-word. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6138 It’s chilly. Could you get me a blanket? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
6139 and then she got mad at me cause i said she had "crusty" lips 1.0250 0.02532 40 39 1 0
6140 I am a sphynx. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
6141 If you’re ordering lunch I’ll have a tongue sandwich. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6142 It's like winning this caption contest is fulfilling biblical prophecy! Did I mention I like your lips couch? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6143 I just feel like my therapist really wants to kiss me 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6144 Care to join me, dear? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6145 Why is your practice called hot lips? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6146 Tell me Mr. Mueller, when did you start feeling the weight of the country on your shoulders? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6147 You said you were a couch potato? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6148 I keep seeing red lips wherever I go. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6149 I. I crossed the glass ceiling — it’s the sofa now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6150 Forward your notes to my e mail . 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6151 . . . and a large Coke. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6152 I have a fear of being bitten by a couch. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6153 How does that make you feel? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6154 My love life has been rather sordid, no lips to kiss but my own. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6155 . . . and now, whenever I see a pair of red lips, I get depressed. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6156 This couch reminds me that time is melting away... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6157 I'm sorry somebody took a whole bite of you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6158 Oh, go eff yourself, Doctor. Thanks! I'm feeling better. See you next week! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6159 Did you say you were a Freudian? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6160 I think I’m in love with your new couch!” Don Dechman Austin, Texas 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6161 Opening up about his problems was the ultimate kiss of death. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6162 I could tell you that's normal but it'd be lip service. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6163 The Devil made me do it. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6164 From my mouth to your ear. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6165 I feel sucky. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6166 I have. Cnt showered in such a long time all my pet flies told mr i stink and left. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6167 Hot legs are you still in school? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6168 Say doc are these lips esthetically altered? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6169 My mother insisted on kissing me on my lips, Dr Oedipus. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6170 Doctor, I don't think visualizing the couch as my mother's lips kissing me is going to make me feel her love. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6171 I'm feeling smothered in our relationship. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6172 So, you brought a shrink drink. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6173 My daughter's you tube channel has more subscribers than mine now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6174 You're saying Love--is a bitch? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6175 Given my position, I feel like everywhere I go people are kissing by butt. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6176 Do you have a novelty telephone shaped like a couch? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6177 So tell me Doc...… why don't I feel better surrounded by theses sweet lips 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6178 I had a nightmare of being swallowed by a giant woman wearing bright red lipstick 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6179 I can't seem to shake the feeling that I may be a lipstick lesbian. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6180 Takes a licken and keeps on ticken... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6181 You may be tasting me, but you’re not hearing me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
6182 5 cents 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6183 I'm being lipped out Doctor! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6184 Suddenly I feel like I should be tingling with anticipation. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6185 Why do we always talk about my mother? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6186 Ok, Pleasantville, I get that, but ... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6187 I promise not to give you any lip service! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6188 Blplplplplplplplph! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6189 Is this hell? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6190 I don’t like picking favourites. I hate it when my students kiss my butt. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6191 Will those help my cold feet? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6192 I can't seem to stop thinking about Jonah and the whale. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6193 To be honest, I feel like your just paying me lip service. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6194 So this is how you treat Philemaphobia? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6195 You keep circling round to this ‘oral fixation,’ but I just don’t see it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6196 Why is it every time I come here I feel like putting on lipstick. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6197 Whenever I come here all I can think of is Lying Lips, Lying Lips. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6198 It was the strangest dream. I dreamed that I came into your office and instead of the usual couch, there was a red couch, shaped like big voluptuous, red lips! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6199 Can you read back to me the part about how luscious and glossy my childhood was. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6200 A couch, grouch and that statement says ouch 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6201 I'm sorry - were you asking me or the sofa? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6202 I’ll thank you to stop fiddling; you’re ruining my concentration. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6203 I have this recurring dream of being smooched by mother. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6204 You can tell me anything; my lips are sealed 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6205 I’ve heard of the red carpet treatment, But a red couch?! ... Really!? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6206 I'm obsessing over Schindler's List. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6207 Yes, uhhum...Now we can get to your dreams, but the clock is ticking 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6208 Whaddya think, Doc? Mommy issues? Sex addict? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6209 So, why do think I keep having the dream about being chased by giant lips? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6210 And then the beaver turned to me and said “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn.” 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6211 I need more sessions, doc. I can't get over that feeling that people are talking about me behind my back 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6212 My wife wants the Jaguar in black, for some reason I want the red 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6213 'So red that makes me bite my lips each time' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6214 Is it weird that I want to kiss you? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6215 Did I say hips I meant to say lips? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
6216 I can’t go one. I’m licked. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6217 Doctor ,you should have told me that Misty moved to a new location before I laid down. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6218 I heard you pay lip service to your patients, but I didn't know you take that literally. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6219 You hate your job? Try being a psychologist. Now, finish writing that list of problems in silence so I can have a nap. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6220 Yes, my mother never loved me, but I'm also no longer happy with my futon. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6221 ...and then she just left me on read. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6222 I have this recurring dream that I'm the lead singer of the Flaming Lips. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6223 My lips are sealed. Your secrets are safe with me. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
6224 In the dream, she asks me to come UP and see her sometime. But my Mother lives DOWN, in Florida. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
6225 These Red State Town Halls are very stressful Do you think a Blue couch would be more relaxing? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
6226 I apologize in advance ... it won't be nearly as colorful this time. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
6227 Your couch's shade of lipstick doesn't match your chair's. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0