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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-06-09T21:18:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-06-30T21:21:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-06-24T21:20:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 1, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6228 |
Number of responses | 677561 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You should see the couch they have at the urologist's office. | 2.1114 | 0.00811 | 9153 | 2304 | 3525 | 3324 |
1 | The last place I saw a couch like this also charged by the hour | 2.0570 | 0.00895 | 7487 | 2045 | 2970 | 2472 |
2 | What do uou mean MY oral fixation? | 2.0281 | 0.01055 | 5343 | 1517 | 2159 | 1667 |
3 | Are you going to help me or is this just lip service? | 1.9368 | 0.01098 | 5049 | 1707 | 1954 | 1388 |
4 | Shouldn’t you be sitting in an ear? | 1.8954 | 0.00974 | 6894 | 2651 | 2313 | 1930 |
5 | It just feels like everyone is kissing my ass | 1.8823 | 0.01226 | 4231 | 1623 | 1483 | 1125 |
6 | So this is the famous Freudian's lip. | 1.8767 | 0.01082 | 5501 | 2151 | 1877 | 1473 |
7 | MY oral fixation?! | 1.8723 | 0.01020 | 5660 | 2075 | 2233 | 1352 |
8 | Oh, and I suppose that sometimes a couch is just a couch. | 1.8635 | 0.01077 | 4936 | 1796 | 2018 | 1122 |
9 | Can you make the tongue do that again? | 1.8536 | 0.01287 | 4161 | 1782 | 1206 | 1173 |
10 | No, Doc, I said "tulips" would make your office more inviting | 1.8305 | 0.01020 | 5871 | 2375 | 2116 | 1380 |
11 | And what couch do you use for anal retentives? | 1.8094 | 0.01193 | 4429 | 1898 | 1477 | 1054 |
12 | It’s much more comfortable since you injected it with collagen. | 1.7935 | 0.01051 | 5357 | 2253 | 1957 | 1147 |
13 | These lips stay sealed, right? | 1.7717 | 0.02255 | 1196 | 531 | 407 | 258 |
14 | I'm just glad I don't have an anal fixation. | 1.7535 | 0.01042 | 5786 | 2705 | 1802 | 1279 |
15 | The same dream every time--I'm being eaten, while you just take notes. | 1.7439 | 0.01642 | 2116 | 944 | 770 | 402 |
16 | I also have a fear of being swallowed. | 1.7194 | 0.01251 | 3524 | 1605 | 1303 | 616 |
17 | Last time I was on a couch like this, I was also paying by the hour. | 1.7184 | 0.01595 | 2383 | 1152 | 750 | 481 |
18 | The dreams are now mostly about Mick Jagger | 1.7135 | 0.01391 | 2984 | 1411 | 1017 | 556 |
19 | I feel as if you are only giving me lip service. | 1.7034 | 0.01075 | 4906 | 2333 | 1695 | 878 |
20 | It stopped. Could I trouble you for another quarter? | 1.6949 | 0.01390 | 2973 | 1445 | 990 | 538 |
21 | I think our sessions are helping, but my wife keeps asking how I got lipstick on my collar . . . . and my jacket . . . and my pants. | 1.6656 | 0.01668 | 1950 | 964 | 674 | 312 |
22 | I ask for help, and all you give me is lip service. | 1.6629 | 0.01668 | 1943 | 963 | 672 | 308 |
23 | Are you sure these lips are sealed? | 1.6578 | 0.01488 | 2446 | 1224 | 835 | 387 |
24 | It just seems like everyone's trying to kiss my ass. | 1.6519 | 0.01309 | 3278 | 1689 | 1041 | 548 |
25 | The upper lip is a bit stiff. | 1.6456 | 0.01614 | 2054 | 1042 | 698 | 314 |
26 | How did I hear about you? Word of mouth. | 1.6449 | 0.01801 | 1656 | 843 | 558 | 255 |
27 | Quite frankly doctor, I feel like all I get here is lip service. | 1.6325 | 0.01338 | 2952 | 1522 | 993 | 437 |
28 | I don’t think I’m the one with the oral ‘fixation here. | 1.6253 | 0.01428 | 2578 | 1341 | 862 | 375 |
29 | Well, Dr. Lipz, I guess I should be grateful Dr. Butz wasn't taking new patients. | 1.6247 | 0.01772 | 1865 | 1027 | 511 | 327 |
30 | So what's eating me, doc? | 1.6232 | 0.03006 | 621 | 335 | 185 | 101 |
31 | It's crazy, but everything I see reminds me of her. | 1.6098 | 0.02573 | 779 | 412 | 259 | 108 |
32 | Something is gnawing at me. | 1.6093 | 0.01670 | 1830 | 964 | 617 | 249 |
33 | My main problem is that I repeatedly seek advice from people with bad judgment. | 1.6000 | 0.01966 | 1470 | 829 | 400 | 241 |
34 | You can be honest with me doc. I don't want to just lie here and get my ass kissed for an hour. | 1.5896 | 0.01889 | 1506 | 840 | 444 | 222 |
35 | Me? You're the one with the oral fixation! | 1.5879 | 0.01883 | 1485 | 823 | 451 | 211 |
36 | The tongue is a bit unsettling. | 1.5751 | 0.02073 | 1231 | 698 | 358 | 175 |
37 | You promised results, but all I'm getting is lip service. | 1.5699 | 0.02100 | 1144 | 640 | 356 | 148 |
38 | This seems to be more about you than it is about me. | 1.5686 | 0.02177 | 1078 | 608 | 327 | 143 |
39 | Have you got any other advice besides, "You can't always get what you want?" | 1.5618 | 0.03149 | 550 | 323 | 145 | 82 |
40 | Is this a *Freudian* slipcover? | 1.5576 | 0.02250 | 972 | 549 | 304 | 119 |
41 | I feel like all I ever get from you is "lip service." | 1.5568 | 0.03743 | 370 | 214 | 106 | 50 |
42 | Isn't this really more of a love seat than a couch? | 1.5543 | 0.02305 | 875 | 485 | 295 | 95 |
43 | Sometimes a couch is just a couch, right? | 1.5516 | 0.02283 | 910 | 511 | 296 | 103 |
44 | Is this a new couch? Or just a Freudian slipcover ... | 1.5506 | 0.02435 | 879 | 515 | 244 | 120 |
45 | I have the recurring dream that I am a harmonica | 1.5477 | 0.02661 | 745 | 441 | 200 | 104 |
46 | I’m glad the braces are off | 1.5475 | 0.02604 | 769 | 453 | 211 | 105 |
47 | I bet you're a Stones fan. | 1.5471 | 0.03210 | 488 | 283 | 143 | 62 |
48 | You're not fooling anyone doc. You can put lipstick on a couch but it's still a couch. | 1.5465 | 0.02499 | 796 | 460 | 237 | 99 |
49 | I'm OK with the sofa, but the tongue pillow is creeping me out. | 1.5423 | 0.02154 | 804 | 473 | 248 | 83 |
50 | I don't get it, doc. Suddenly I'm having these nightmares about the Rolling Stones. | 1.5414 | 0.02515 | 798 | 468 | 228 | 102 |
51 | How’s your wife’s interior design business doing? | 1.5375 | 0.02559 | 759 | 445 | 220 | 94 |
52 | The couch is fine, but the nostrils on the ceiling are starting to creep me out." | 1.5321 | 0.02640 | 731 | 437 | 199 | 95 |
53 | I'm sorry, it's on the tip of my tongue. | 1.5270 | 0.02665 | 685 | 405 | 199 | 81 |
54 | I prefer the breast couch | 1.5269 | 0.02725 | 651 | 384 | 191 | 76 |
55 | They're Freudian lips. | 1.5239 | 0.02749 | 649 | 387 | 184 | 78 |
56 | I don't know how you're doing it,Doc,but I'm starting to believe that I can lick my problems. | 1.5236 | 0.03663 | 382 | 232 | 100 | 50 |
57 | for some reason I don’t feel like talking about my mother right now. | 1.5217 | 0.03007 | 531 | 315 | 155 | 61 |
58 | It's the tongue I find unsettling. | 1.5208 | 0.02795 | 624 | 373 | 177 | 74 |
59 | I see you have an oral fixation too. | 1.5208 | 0.02730 | 624 | 366 | 191 | 67 |
60 | Yes, I do feel like something is eating at me. | 1.5200 | 0.02746 | 625 | 369 | 187 | 69 |
61 | A couple of more sessions and we may have this licked. | 1.5194 | 0.02740 | 618 | 363 | 189 | 66 |
62 | Is this part of the therapy, or just bad taste? | 1.5194 | 0.02790 | 620 | 370 | 178 | 72 |
63 | I may have an oral fixation, but you’re a classic enabler. | 1.5192 | 0.02795 | 624 | 374 | 176 | 74 |
64 | I just felt a smirk. | 1.5170 | 0.02822 | 588 | 348 | 176 | 64 |
65 | Seems like all I get is lip service. | 1.5152 | 0.02818 | 592 | 352 | 175 | 65 |
66 | Maybe it would help if you sat on a big ear. | 1.5146 | 0.03001 | 583 | 363 | 140 | 80 |
67 | Your lips are sealed, right? | 1.5137 | 0.02854 | 582 | 348 | 169 | 65 |
68 | Is this putting your money where your mouth is? | 1.5136 | 0.02832 | 588 | 351 | 172 | 65 |
69 | Mother wore this color. | 1.5122 | 0.02894 | 574 | 346 | 162 | 66 |
70 | Is this where I kiss $100 an hour goodbye? | 1.5099 | 0.02964 | 553 | 336 | 152 | 65 |
71 | Were you really Mick Jagger's shrink? | 1.5084 | 0.02988 | 533 | 322 | 151 | 60 |
72 | I said my problems were eating me alive. This isn't helping. | 1.5073 | 0.02981 | 546 | 333 | 149 | 64 |
73 | My problem? Who’s the one here with the sexual fantasy couch and the Hugh Hefner jacket?” | 1.5073 | 0.03070 | 546 | 341 | 133 | 72 |
74 | Well, I have been feeling better since you got the braces off. | 1.5073 | 0.02959 | 546 | 331 | 153 | 62 |
75 | I had the dream again. The one where I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.5060 | 0.03184 | 500 | 311 | 125 | 64 |
76 | Are these lips really sealed? | 1.5047 | 0.02863 | 531 | 312 | 170 | 49 |
77 | How do I explain lipstick on my entire suit? | 1.5047 | 0.02985 | 531 | 322 | 150 | 59 |
78 | I thought you said I would be in good hands? | 1.5029 | 0.03019 | 523 | 319 | 145 | 59 |
79 | I'm starting to see symbolism everywhere, Doc. | 1.5019 | 0.02953 | 524 | 315 | 155 | 54 |
80 | I see symbols of sex in everyday objects. | 1.5000 | 0.03001 | 488 | 290 | 152 | 46 |
81 | Well , you see doc, I can't get no satisfaction. | 1.4990 | 0.02953 | 499 | 296 | 157 | 46 |
82 | Would you happen to have a breath mint? | 1.4970 | 0.03029 | 497 | 301 | 145 | 51 |
83 | Really? I'm the narcissist, Dr. Lipschitz? | 1.4902 | 0.03244 | 461 | 289 | 118 | 54 |
84 | If this couch could talk, right? | 1.4878 | 0.03191 | 451 | 278 | 126 | 47 |
85 | You know doc, I think this couch says more about you than any story I can tell you about my mom. | 1.4873 | 0.03320 | 433 | 271 | 113 | 49 |
86 | Actually, I'm starting to question YOUR life choices. | 1.4873 | 0.03304 | 433 | 270 | 115 | 48 |
87 | I’m not sure that I’m comfortable talking about my mother on this couch. | 1.4839 | 0.03216 | 434 | 267 | 124 | 43 |
88 | The tongue is making me very uncomforable | 1.4838 | 0.03309 | 432 | 271 | 113 | 48 |
89 | I don't know why, but I have this feeling people are talking behind my back. | 1.4836 | 0.03841 | 304 | 187 | 87 | 30 |
90 | I can't escape the feeling that I am in a caption contest..... | 1.4832 | 0.03470 | 416 | 267 | 97 | 52 |
91 | Her smile still haunts me. | 1.4826 | 0.03182 | 431 | 263 | 128 | 40 |
92 | I don't know doctor, I just feel I over sexualize everything. | 1.4811 | 0.03149 | 424 | 256 | 132 | 36 |
93 | I’m glad your couch isn’t French. | 1.4803 | 0.04311 | 254 | 160 | 66 | 28 |
94 | I leave every session stuck on the thought that I just can't get no satisfaction.... | 1.4801 | 0.03287 | 427 | 267 | 115 | 45 |
95 | Let me tell you what's eating me. | 1.4797 | 0.03211 | 419 | 256 | 125 | 38 |
96 | This couch sucks | 1.4787 | 0.03418 | 399 | 251 | 105 | 43 |
97 | Sofa, so good. | 1.4745 | 0.03347 | 392 | 243 | 112 | 37 |
98 | So you were Mick Jagger's shrink? | 1.4745 | 0.03443 | 392 | 248 | 102 | 42 |
99 | Me? I think you're the one with the oral fixation. | 1.4734 | 0.03480 | 395 | 253 | 97 | 45 |
100 | I could also use a hug. | 1.4733 | 0.03456 | 393 | 250 | 100 | 43 |
101 | Are you talking to me or the couch when you say "spit it out" | 1.4715 | 0.03384 | 386 | 241 | 108 | 37 |
102 | I shudder to think how you treat your patients with an anal fixation. | 1.4698 | 0.03535 | 381 | 245 | 93 | 43 |
103 | You got to be the psychiatrist last time. | 1.4684 | 0.03522 | 380 | 244 | 94 | 42 |
104 | Me and my big mouth | 1.4683 | 0.03575 | 378 | 245 | 89 | 44 |
105 | I'm not sure why doctor, but I suddenly feel that I can't get any satisfaction? | 1.4683 | 0.03594 | 378 | 246 | 87 | 45 |
106 | You can say "Sometimes a couch is just a couch," all you want. This still makes me uncomfortable. | 1.4661 | 0.03473 | 369 | 233 | 100 | 36 |
107 | ...and you think I’m the one with an oral fixation? | 1.4656 | 0.03449 | 363 | 227 | 103 | 33 |
108 | I'm guessing you're a Freudian. | 1.4645 | 0.03578 | 366 | 236 | 90 | 40 |
109 | I see reminders of her everywhere I go. | 1.4645 | 0.03472 | 366 | 231 | 100 | 35 |
110 | Let me guess. On sale at Target? | 1.4642 | 0.03570 | 349 | 221 | 94 | 34 |
111 | If these lips could talk! | 1.4582 | 0.03629 | 347 | 224 | 87 | 36 |
112 | Can I give you a piece of advice? Kiss this couch goodbye. | 1.4582 | 0.03629 | 347 | 224 | 87 | 36 |
113 | Sometimes a couch is just a couch. | 1.4582 | 0.03583 | 347 | 222 | 91 | 34 |
114 | Doctor, I feel you're just giving me lip service. | 1.4582 | 0.03629 | 347 | 224 | 87 | 36 |
115 | Shouldn’t yours be an ear? | 1.4582 | 0.03465 | 347 | 217 | 101 | 29 |
116 | Ceci n'est pas une chaise longue. | 1.4575 | 0.03628 | 341 | 219 | 88 | 34 |
117 | I can’t possibly be gayer than this sofa. | 1.4575 | 0.03556 | 341 | 216 | 94 | 31 |
118 | Well, it beats the one with the teeth. | 1.4559 | 0.03612 | 340 | 218 | 89 | 33 |
119 | Would you by chance have a mint? | 1.4551 | 0.03533 | 334 | 210 | 96 | 28 |
120 | Something's eating at me, Doc. | 1.4512 | 0.03654 | 328 | 211 | 86 | 31 |
121 | I don’t recall; but I feel as though it’s right on the tip of my tongue. | 1.4486 | 0.03522 | 321 | 201 | 96 | 24 |
122 | It's okay, but I think the ChapStick may be ruining my suit. | 1.4486 | 0.03631 | 321 | 205 | 88 | 28 |
123 | Perhaps you misunderstood, I wanted you to help me with my lisp. | 1.4486 | 0.03839 | 321 | 213 | 72 | 36 |
124 | No, I don't feel like I'm being tested. I feel like I'm being tasted. | 1.4476 | 0.03679 | 315 | 202 | 85 | 28 |
125 | $300 per hour, and you couldn't afford a matching chair? | 1.4476 | 0.03893 | 315 | 210 | 69 | 36 |
126 | These sessions have helped. I now have the courage to tell everyone to kiss off. | 1.4476 | 0.03761 | 315 | 205 | 79 | 31 |
127 | I have this recurring dream that I’m on tour with The Rolling Stones | 1.4452 | 0.03831 | 310 | 204 | 74 | 32 |
128 | Wait, are you drawing me? | 1.4448 | 0.03680 | 308 | 197 | 85 | 26 |
129 | MY fantasies? What about YOUR fantasies? | 1.4448 | 0.03984 | 308 | 208 | 63 | 37 |
130 | Is this couch doing anything later? | 1.4444 | 0.03839 | 306 | 201 | 74 | 31 |
131 | I need more than lip service from you | 1.4419 | 0.03798 | 301 | 196 | 77 | 28 |
132 | You were the only psychiatrist in my network who also had a degree in interior design. | 1.4415 | 0.03696 | 299 | 191 | 84 | 24 |
133 | Actually, you're the only one who brings up the oral fixation thing. | 1.4415 | 0.03696 | 299 | 191 | 84 | 24 |
134 | And your black chair. . . what the significance of that choice? | 1.4401 | 0.04052 | 284 | 190 | 63 | 31 |
135 | Is this the same couch I was on before I took the psilocybin? | 1.4388 | 0.03922 | 278 | 181 | 72 | 25 |
136 | My obsession? It's your sofa, Doctor. | 1.4384 | 0.03849 | 292 | 191 | 74 | 27 |
137 | I think your new couch may have swallowed my wallet. | 1.4384 | 0.03940 | 292 | 194 | 68 | 30 |
138 | I wish you wouldn’t gloss over everything. | 1.4384 | 0.03756 | 292 | 188 | 80 | 24 |
139 | You're right, not everything is black or white. | 1.4384 | 0.03629 | 292 | 184 | 88 | 20 |
140 | I'd rather have a hug. | 1.4379 | 0.03774 | 290 | 187 | 79 | 24 |
141 | Sometimes I think lying is the only thing these lips are good for... | 1.4369 | 0.04345 | 222 | 144 | 59 | 19 |
142 | And how long have you been practicing out of your daughter's dorm room? | 1.4369 | 0.03899 | 293 | 194 | 70 | 29 |
143 | You’re right. It’s hard to feel blue on this thing. | 1.4364 | 0.03857 | 291 | 191 | 73 | 27 |
144 | Its like I'm putting words in her mouth. | 1.4355 | 0.03768 | 287 | 185 | 79 | 23 |
145 | Well as delusions go, I'm not sure I want it to go away. | 1.4351 | 0.03819 | 285 | 185 | 76 | 24 |
146 | Nice Freudian slip cover. | 1.4351 | 0.03915 | 285 | 188 | 70 | 27 |
147 | It really feels like there's something eating at me, Doc | 1.4351 | 0.03851 | 285 | 186 | 74 | 25 |
148 | Your couch needs a Freudian slipcover. | 1.4351 | 0.03851 | 285 | 186 | 74 | 25 |
149 | I heard about you through word of mouth. | 1.4346 | 0.03870 | 283 | 185 | 73 | 25 |
150 | Doc, I'm afraid of large women and somehow it's getting worse. | 1.4346 | 0.04029 | 283 | 190 | 63 | 30 |
151 | Maybe we should be talking about YOUR mother. | 1.4321 | 0.03963 | 280 | 186 | 67 | 27 |
152 | Is this what they call a Freudian's lip? | 1.4317 | 0.03851 | 278 | 181 | 74 | 23 |
153 | Tell me doctor about YOUR relationship with your mother. | 1.4317 | 0.03951 | 278 | 184 | 68 | 26 |
154 | I've been coming here for decades, lying on this couch, and I still can't get no satisfaction. | 1.4317 | 0.03885 | 278 | 182 | 72 | 24 |
155 | So what would you call this, a 'Freudian's lip'? | 1.4312 | 0.03971 | 276 | 183 | 67 | 26 |
156 | Is it me, or does the New Yorker have altogether too many therapy cartoons? | 1.4312 | 0.03836 | 276 | 179 | 75 | 22 |
157 | So, Bob, what's eating you? | 1.4312 | 0.03732 | 276 | 176 | 81 | 19 |
158 | I'd hate to see how you treat anal retention. | 1.4307 | 0.04156 | 274 | 187 | 56 | 31 |
159 | Are these lips sealed as well? | 1.4307 | 0.04025 | 274 | 183 | 64 | 27 |
160 | Thank you for letting me be the patient today, Bob. | 1.4307 | 0.04025 | 274 | 183 | 64 | 27 |
161 | I don’t know why, but ....Mick Jagger | 1.4307 | 0.04091 | 274 | 185 | 60 | 29 |
162 | Sometimes I feel like this world is just eating me alive. | 1.4291 | 0.03739 | 275 | 176 | 80 | 19 |
163 | I don't know... every time I come here, I feel a little down in the mouth. | 1.4280 | 0.03918 | 271 | 178 | 70 | 23 |
164 | I feel like a cigarette. | 1.4280 | 0.03883 | 271 | 177 | 72 | 22 |
165 | Favorite musical? Kiss Me Kate. Favorite movie? Kiss Me Goodbye. Favorite band? Kiss. Why do you ask? | 1.4280 | 0.03776 | 271 | 174 | 78 | 19 |
166 | Maybe you should see a professional decorator. | 1.4280 | 0.04143 | 257 | 172 | 60 | 25 |
167 | Well, if you must know, I'm feeling a little down in the mouth. | 1.4275 | 0.04043 | 269 | 180 | 63 | 26 |
168 | Yes, I do prefer this to the hand chair. | 1.4275 | 0.04166 | 255 | 171 | 59 | 25 |
169 | To be honest, I only come for the couch. | 1.4275 | 0.03818 | 255 | 162 | 77 | 16 |
170 | What sofa do you use for someone who is anal retentive? | 1.4264 | 0.04291 | 265 | 184 | 49 | 32 |
171 | What happened to the giant breast I lay on last week? | 1.4242 | 0.03916 | 264 | 173 | 70 | 21 |
172 | Forget the therapy, how much do you want for this couch? | 1.4237 | 0.04010 | 262 | 174 | 65 | 23 |
173 | The collagen injections have really done wonders for the couch. | 1.4237 | 0.03824 | 262 | 169 | 75 | 18 |
174 | It's a Freudian slipcover. | 1.4237 | 0.03746 | 262 | 167 | 79 | 16 |
175 | Did you say 'edible?' Or Oedipal? | 1.4237 | 0.04292 | 262 | 182 | 49 | 31 |
176 | When do I get to meet the rest of your furniture? | 1.4237 | 0.04010 | 262 | 174 | 65 | 23 |
177 | I think I share better on mid-century modern! | 1.4231 | 0.04141 | 260 | 176 | 58 | 26 |
178 | Can you help—or am I just paying for lip service? | 1.4231 | 0.04212 | 260 | 178 | 54 | 28 |
179 | Your couch sucks! | 1.4231 | 0.04105 | 260 | 175 | 60 | 25 |
180 | So do you have a therapist of your own? | 1.4228 | 0.04311 | 246 | 168 | 52 | 26 |
181 | So ... sometimes a couch is just a couch? | 1.4225 | 0.04127 | 258 | 174 | 59 | 25 |
182 | Did you write 'Oedipal' or 'edible'? | 1.4225 | 0.03978 | 258 | 170 | 67 | 21 |
183 | I'm OK. I only come here for the couch. | 1.4225 | 0.03940 | 258 | 169 | 69 | 20 |
184 | Hey, are you the guy who used to run the love motel over in Jersey? | 1.4225 | 0.04164 | 258 | 175 | 57 | 26 |
185 | Me and my big mouth. That's why I'm here. | 1.4219 | 0.03883 | 256 | 166 | 72 | 18 |
186 | With all due respect, I don't think I'm the one with an oral fixation. | 1.4196 | 0.03970 | 255 | 168 | 67 | 20 |
187 | Are we discussing my oral fixation or yours? | 1.4196 | 0.04009 | 255 | 169 | 65 | 21 |
188 | I see you've made some Freudian lips. | 1.4190 | 0.04070 | 253 | 169 | 62 | 22 |
189 | I think the LSD is starting to kick in. | 1.4190 | 0.03912 | 253 | 165 | 70 | 18 |
190 | I had that dream again, where you have a normal-looking couch | 1.4183 | 0.04356 | 251 | 175 | 47 | 29 |
191 | I think that was a Freudian lip. | 1.4183 | 0.04429 | 251 | 177 | 43 | 31 |
192 | I'm really glad we got past the anal stage! | 1.4183 | 0.04319 | 251 | 174 | 49 | 28 |
193 | What happens when I move out of the oral stage? | 1.4177 | 0.04154 | 249 | 168 | 58 | 23 |
194 | You think I’m the one with an oral fixation? | 1.4170 | 0.04017 | 247 | 163 | 65 | 19 |
195 | It's right on the tip of my tongue. | 1.4170 | 0.03976 | 247 | 162 | 67 | 18 |
196 | For once, I feel loved. | 1.4170 | 0.03976 | 247 | 162 | 67 | 18 |
197 | I'm not saying I don't like the couch. I just think I might be paying you too much. | 1.4170 | 0.04098 | 247 | 165 | 61 | 21 |
198 | What oral fixation? | 1.4153 | 0.04125 | 248 | 167 | 59 | 22 |
199 | My oral fixation? It's not my couch. | 1.4153 | 0.04045 | 248 | 165 | 63 | 20 |
200 | Thank goodness I don’t have an anal fixation. | 1.4132 | 0.04196 | 242 | 164 | 56 | 22 |
201 | How long until the museum kicks us out? | 1.4125 | 0.04094 | 240 | 160 | 61 | 19 |
202 | I like the couch, but the giant eyes over there are making me anxious. | 1.4118 | 0.04031 | 238 | 157 | 64 | 17 |
203 | I've been feeling down in the mouth lately. | 1.4110 | 0.03895 | 236 | 160 | 58 | 18 |
204 | Do you know your socks don't match? | 1.4110 | 0.04312 | 236 | 162 | 51 | 23 |
205 | How can you say that I’m a people pleaser when you’re the one kissing my ass? | 1.4110 | 0.04354 | 236 | 163 | 49 | 24 |
206 | I can’t get no satisfaction. I’m not sure why I just said it like that. | 1.4085 | 0.04238 | 235 | 160 | 54 | 21 |
207 | I wouldn't say it's a midlife crisis, exactly. More like a mid-century modern crisis. | 1.4071 | 0.04447 | 226 | 157 | 46 | 23 |
208 | If you ask me, you’re the one with the oral fixation. | 1.4069 | 0.04333 | 231 | 159 | 50 | 22 |
209 | Dr. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? | 1.4061 | 0.04226 | 229 | 155 | 55 | 19 |
210 | The upper lip is stiff but the lower lip is incredibly soft. | 1.4061 | 0.04180 | 229 | 154 | 57 | 18 |
211 | Whenever I come here, I have this feeling I can only describe as 'down in the mouth'! | 1.4060 | 0.04162 | 234 | 158 | 57 | 19 |
212 | I feel like a slip of the tongue. | 1.4060 | 0.04073 | 234 | 156 | 61 | 17 |
213 | Have you considered the possibility that it's you who has the oral fixation, doc? | 1.4060 | 0.04334 | 234 | 162 | 49 | 23 |
214 | Somehow you've helped me realize I like having my butt kissed. | 1.4053 | 0.04158 | 227 | 152 | 58 | 17 |
215 | May I Dali here a while? | 1.4053 | 0.04387 | 227 | 157 | 48 | 22 |
216 | Would you think less of me if I rolled onto my stomach ? | 1.4053 | 0.04475 | 227 | 159 | 44 | 24 |
217 | The mirrors on the ceiling are actually a bit distracting. | 1.4053 | 0.04111 | 227 | 151 | 60 | 16 |
218 | Is your decorator also a patient? | 1.4053 | 0.04205 | 227 | 153 | 56 | 18 |
219 | Am I being paranoid, or is this because last session I told you to kiss my ass? | 1.4053 | 0.04387 | 227 | 157 | 48 | 22 |
220 | Is this some sort of kiss and tell? | 1.4044 | 0.04369 | 225 | 155 | 49 | 21 |
221 | Did you lose a bet? | 1.4044 | 0.04230 | 225 | 152 | 55 | 18 |
222 | I really don't feel comfortable talking about my mother on this thing. | 1.4044 | 0.04230 | 225 | 152 | 55 | 18 |
223 | Mick Jagger was your patient?? | 1.4044 | 0.04459 | 225 | 157 | 45 | 23 |
224 | Yes, I am a little down in the mouth. | 1.4027 | 0.04353 | 226 | 156 | 49 | 21 |
225 | I'm not really comfortable saying the first thing that comes to mind. Can we go back to the ink blots? | 1.4009 | 0.04408 | 212 | 145 | 49 | 18 |
226 | Am I comfortable? I guess so, but honestly, I preferred your Womb Chair. | 1.4009 | 0.04454 | 222 | 155 | 45 | 22 |
227 | It’s Mrs. Potato Head. She’s all I think about. | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 190 | 129 | 46 | 15 |
228 | Well, I’m back because last week my wife found lipstick all over me.” | 1.4000 | 0.04293 | 220 | 150 | 52 | 18 |
229 | Doc, everything reminds me of her! | 1.4000 | 0.04244 | 220 | 149 | 54 | 17 |
230 | The heat and vibration are nice. Could you turn down the salivation? | 1.3991 | 0.04251 | 223 | 152 | 53 | 18 |
231 | I feel consumed | 1.3991 | 0.04558 | 218 | 154 | 41 | 23 |
232 | Are we into my dream or yours? | 1.3991 | 0.04271 | 218 | 148 | 53 | 17 |
233 | I feel like I’m in a Salvador Dali painting. | 1.3991 | 0.04442 | 213 | 147 | 47 | 19 |
234 | So...I'm assuming your ex-wife took the leather couch? | 1.3981 | 0.04247 | 216 | 146 | 54 | 16 |
235 | I'm feeling, well, a little chapped. | 1.3981 | 0.04092 | 216 | 143 | 60 | 13 |
236 | If you're chilly you can use the tongue as a blanket | 1.3981 | 0.04092 | 216 | 143 | 60 | 13 |
237 | Can we get the old couch back? I feel like a failed mustache. | 1.3981 | 0.04297 | 216 | 147 | 52 | 17 |
238 | Just between you and me Doc ... your couch sucks. | 1.3972 | 0.04273 | 214 | 145 | 53 | 16 |
239 | Something's been eating at me. | 1.3972 | 0.04169 | 214 | 143 | 57 | 14 |
240 | I feel like I'm putting words into your mouth | 1.3972 | 0.04474 | 214 | 149 | 45 | 20 |
241 | It’s okay, but I liked the breast-shaped one better. | 1.3972 | 0.04222 | 214 | 144 | 55 | 15 |
242 | I Can't Get No Satisfaction. But I try, and I try, and I try, and I try. | 1.3972 | 0.04523 | 214 | 150 | 43 | 21 |
243 | Yes, I want to fuck the couch. Stop asking. | 1.3963 | 0.04476 | 217 | 152 | 44 | 21 |
244 | I can't help but feel like you're just giving me lip service, Doc. | 1.3962 | 0.04248 | 212 | 143 | 54 | 15 |
245 | I thought they were called Freudian slips. | 1.3962 | 0.04577 | 212 | 152 | 37 | 23 |
246 | And you say I have an oral fixation? | 1.3934 | 0.04311 | 211 | 144 | 51 | 16 |
247 | I don’t know, Doc. It’s just this feeling that I’m being eaten alive. | 1.3934 | 0.04415 | 211 | 146 | 47 | 18 |
248 | How much for the couch? | 1.3934 | 0.04465 | 211 | 147 | 45 | 19 |
249 | How am I feeling? I'm feeling glad I didn't come here for help with an anal fixation. | 1.3934 | 0.04614 | 211 | 150 | 39 | 22 |
250 | Just curious. What percentage of your patients do you diagnose as having an oral fixation? | 1.3923 | 0.04285 | 209 | 142 | 52 | 15 |
251 | I can't shake this overwhelming feeling of being consumed. | 1.3923 | 0.04121 | 209 | 139 | 58 | 12 |
252 | I can’t go home with lipstick on my collar again. | 1.3923 | 0.04443 | 209 | 145 | 46 | 18 |
253 | I think you may be the one with the fetish, doc. | 1.3923 | 0.04391 | 209 | 144 | 48 | 17 |
254 | This is kind of like "kiss and tell.' | 1.3923 | 0.04339 | 209 | 143 | 50 | 16 |
255 | Do you have anything YOU need to share, Doctor? | 1.3918 | 0.04571 | 194 | 134 | 44 | 16 |
256 | Where'd you get the Freudian lips? | 1.3913 | 0.04258 | 207 | 140 | 53 | 14 |
257 | I just feel like I'm being swallowed up | 1.3913 | 0.04367 | 207 | 142 | 49 | 16 |
258 | Did your couch just say “feed me, Seymour”? | 1.3913 | 0.04313 | 207 | 141 | 51 | 15 |
259 | So what kind of couch do you have for patients with an anal fixation? | 1.3913 | 0.04473 | 207 | 144 | 45 | 18 |
260 | I have the sensation that I am going to be swallowed up by my emotions | 1.3913 | 0.04258 | 207 | 140 | 53 | 14 |
261 | Somehow it feels like I'm just getting lip service... | 1.3913 | 0.04420 | 207 | 143 | 47 | 17 |
262 | Yes, your sofa reminds me of sex, but so does almost everything. | 1.3905 | 0.04269 | 210 | 143 | 52 | 15 |
263 | Nice shoes. | 1.3902 | 0.04608 | 205 | 145 | 40 | 20 |
264 | For 200 bucks an hour I was expecting more than lip service. | 1.3902 | 0.04608 | 205 | 145 | 40 | 20 |
265 | Sorry, I share my office with a plastic surgeon. | 1.3902 | 0.04555 | 205 | 144 | 42 | 19 |
266 | Are you sure it's me that has the oral fixation? | 1.3902 | 0.04555 | 205 | 144 | 42 | 19 |
267 | I'm thinking that using a Groupon for therapy was questionable... | 1.3902 | 0.04395 | 205 | 141 | 48 | 16 |
268 | When you said to open up, were you talking to me or the couch? | 1.3902 | 0.04340 | 205 | 140 | 50 | 15 |
269 | I feel like a cold sore... | 1.3892 | 0.04479 | 203 | 141 | 45 | 17 |
270 | It's not that I feel like I'm being swallowed up as much as being spit out. | 1.3892 | 0.04586 | 203 | 143 | 41 | 19 |
271 | I have to say, it's more comfortable than the stack of soup cans. | 1.3883 | 0.04378 | 206 | 142 | 48 | 16 |
272 | My other psychiatrist had a vagina couch... | 1.3881 | 0.04397 | 201 | 138 | 48 | 15 |
273 | Do you know what's eating me? | 1.3881 | 0.04618 | 201 | 142 | 40 | 19 |
274 | Thanks for letting me bring my own couch. | 1.3881 | 0.04618 | 201 | 142 | 40 | 19 |
275 | I dont know how to say it, it's on the tip of my tongue. | 1.3881 | 0.04397 | 201 | 138 | 48 | 15 |
276 | I keep having this recurring dream that I'm about to get swallowed whole | 1.3873 | 0.04406 | 204 | 141 | 47 | 16 |
277 | Do you have a couch for every fixation? | 1.3873 | 0.04239 | 204 | 143 | 45 | 16 |
278 | Freud would have a field day with this couch. | 1.3869 | 0.04369 | 199 | 136 | 49 | 14 |
279 | Can you just gloss over that last part? | 1.3869 | 0.04427 | 199 | 137 | 47 | 15 |
280 | I'm wondering, could you leave me and your couch alone for awhile? | 1.3869 | 0.04251 | 199 | 134 | 53 | 12 |
281 | So... what do your anally fixated patients sit on? | 1.3869 | 0.04369 | 199 | 136 | 49 | 14 |
282 | I’m a little nervous about what props you’ll be using when I progress to the next stage. | 1.3858 | 0.04278 | 197 | 133 | 52 | 12 |
283 | If I get lipstick on my shirt you’re explaining it to my wife. | 1.3858 | 0.04278 | 197 | 133 | 52 | 12 |
284 | I just don’t get the symbolism, Dr. Lipman. | 1.3827 | 0.04102 | 196 | 130 | 57 | 9 |
285 | Doc, I gotta tell you. It’d make you look a lot better if you just lost the lip shtick. | 1.3827 | 0.04227 | 196 | 132 | 53 | 11 |
286 | Do you ever get the feeling that everyone is just kissing your ass? | 1.3814 | 0.04439 | 194 | 134 | 46 | 14 |
287 | This is actually the same shade of lipstick my mother was wearing the day she went out for mustard and never came back. | 1.3814 | 0.04499 | 194 | 135 | 44 | 15 |
288 | You think *I* have an oral fixation? | 1.3814 | 0.04439 | 194 | 134 | 46 | 14 |
289 | Yes, it does feel relieving to finally have MY butt kissed. | 1.3814 | 0.04255 | 194 | 131 | 52 | 11 |
290 | A new Freudian "slip" cover, Doc? | 1.3814 | 0.04673 | 194 | 138 | 38 | 18 |
291 | Honestly, I come here not to have my ass kissed. | 1.3814 | 0.04558 | 194 | 136 | 42 | 16 |
292 | I know when I’m licked. | 1.3814 | 0.04616 | 194 | 137 | 40 | 17 |
293 | You're telling me that sometimes a couch is just a couch? | 1.3814 | 0.04499 | 194 | 135 | 44 | 15 |
294 | I keep having Jumpin' Jack Flashbacks. | 1.3807 | 0.04621 | 197 | 140 | 39 | 18 |
295 | And you're sure these lips are sealed? | 1.3807 | 0.04507 | 197 | 138 | 43 | 16 |
296 | This beats my treatment for anal fixation. | 1.3807 | 0.04507 | 197 | 138 | 43 | 16 |
297 | In the name of fairness, shouldn’t you be sitting on a pile of money? | 1.3807 | 0.04786 | 197 | 143 | 33 | 21 |
298 | I've never noticed how drab your chair is. | 1.3802 | 0.04707 | 192 | 137 | 37 | 18 |
299 | I can't get Mick Jagger out of my mind. | 1.3802 | 0.04469 | 192 | 133 | 45 | 14 |
300 | With the amount you charge me per hour, THIS is the couch you decided to buy? | 1.3802 | 0.04530 | 192 | 134 | 43 | 15 |
301 | My mother wore this shade. | 1.3802 | 0.04345 | 192 | 131 | 49 | 12 |
302 | I'm not making much progress on my fixation but I'm learning a lot about yours. | 1.3789 | 0.04212 | 190 | 130 | 49 | 11 |
303 | I can't always get what I want. | 1.3789 | 0.04741 | 190 | 136 | 36 | 18 |
304 | My other personality is asking if it comes in turquoise. | 1.3789 | 0.04310 | 190 | 129 | 50 | 11 |
305 | Thanks Bill. This new couch is the most affection I've felt in a while. | 1.3789 | 0.04310 | 190 | 129 | 50 | 11 |
306 | I feel like a cigarette, mind if I smoke? | 1.3789 | 0.04682 | 190 | 135 | 38 | 17 |
307 | You should see what my proctologist makes me sit on! | 1.3789 | 0.04622 | 190 | 134 | 40 | 16 |
308 | And thanks again for letting me bring my own couch. | 1.3789 | 0.04741 | 190 | 136 | 36 | 18 |
309 | I hope I don’t come across too tongue-in-cheek. | 1.3789 | 0.04500 | 190 | 132 | 44 | 14 |
310 | Not everything is due to an oral fixation, you know." | 1.3789 | 0.04622 | 190 | 134 | 40 | 16 |
311 | Am I glossing over something? | 1.3789 | 0.04179 | 190 | 127 | 54 | 9 |
312 | Can we move on to my foot fetish? | 1.3789 | 0.04561 | 190 | 133 | 42 | 15 |
313 | I feel as if I am being swallowed alive | 1.3782 | 0.04389 | 193 | 133 | 47 | 13 |
314 | I think the collagen injections have made the couch a lot more comfortable. | 1.3779 | 0.04607 | 172 | 118 | 43 | 11 |
315 | How do I explain the lipstick to my wife? | 1.3777 | 0.04531 | 188 | 131 | 43 | 14 |
316 | The Freudian lip's a nice touch. | 1.3777 | 0.04655 | 188 | 133 | 39 | 16 |
317 | I feel like a tongue. | 1.3777 | 0.04531 | 188 | 131 | 43 | 14 |
318 | I hope this shade is smudge proof because my wife does not know that I am seeing you. | 1.3777 | 0.04436 | 188 | 132 | 42 | 14 |
319 | I think I know why you’re losing clients. | 1.3777 | 0.04594 | 188 | 132 | 41 | 15 |
320 | Ironically, that’s when I told her she could kiss my ass. | 1.3777 | 0.04716 | 188 | 134 | 37 | 17 |
321 | And, where do you think it comes from, this fear of being eaten? | 1.3777 | 0.04404 | 188 | 129 | 47 | 12 |
322 | I know it's only a couch but I still feel guilty. | 1.3777 | 0.04531 | 188 | 131 | 43 | 14 |
323 | And I’m the one with the oral fixation? | 1.3771 | 0.04764 | 175 | 123 | 38 | 14 |
324 | I liked the vagina. | 1.3770 | 0.04720 | 191 | 137 | 36 | 18 |
325 | Still working on your erotic novel? | 1.3763 | 0.04563 | 186 | 130 | 42 | 14 |
326 | So sometimes it’s just a love seat? | 1.3763 | 0.04499 | 186 | 129 | 44 | 13 |
327 | I don't understand. You say you're a Jungian, but your couch is a Freudian? | 1.3763 | 0.04499 | 186 | 129 | 44 | 13 |
328 | You asked Alexa to find a loveseat, didn't you? | 1.3763 | 0.04811 | 186 | 134 | 34 | 18 |
329 | By the way, you got a breath mint? | 1.3763 | 0.04368 | 186 | 127 | 48 | 11 |
330 | I always feel like I'm in a Cartoon in the New Yorker! | 1.3763 | 0.04627 | 186 | 131 | 40 | 15 |
331 | I feel like I'm being consumed by my wife! | 1.3763 | 0.04689 | 186 | 132 | 38 | 16 |
332 | Despite it all, I'm trying to keep a stiff upper lip. | 1.3763 | 0.04434 | 186 | 128 | 46 | 12 |
333 | My other analyst saw everything in black and white. | 1.3763 | 0.04434 | 186 | 128 | 46 | 12 |
334 | I don't care if it's iconic...it's uncomfortable! | 1.3763 | 0.04689 | 186 | 132 | 38 | 16 |
335 | You think all of my problems are really just oral fixations. | 1.3763 | 0.04689 | 186 | 132 | 38 | 16 |
336 | Is the couch free Saturday night? | 1.3763 | 0.04368 | 186 | 127 | 48 | 11 |
337 | Sometimes a couch is just a couch...but not this time. | 1.3763 | 0.04627 | 186 | 131 | 40 | 15 |
338 | Remind me how this will help me get over my oral fixation? | 1.3763 | 0.04301 | 186 | 126 | 50 | 10 |
339 | My life seems a bit surreal these days | 1.3763 | 0.04499 | 186 | 129 | 44 | 13 |
340 | I feel like a large Tootsie Roll in the mouth of life. | 1.3763 | 0.04751 | 186 | 133 | 36 | 17 |
341 | My ear is being reupholstered. | 1.3763 | 0.04301 | 186 | 126 | 50 | 10 |
342 | It's shaped that way because I only offer lip service. | 1.3763 | 0.04751 | 186 | 133 | 36 | 17 |
343 | Do you call this talk therapy or lip service?” | 1.3763 | 0.04467 | 186 | 131 | 41 | 14 |
344 | Thanks, but I still don't feel loved. | 1.3763 | 0.04434 | 186 | 128 | 46 | 12 |
345 | You're not going to believe this, but Mick Jagger has the same issue. | 1.3763 | 0.04751 | 186 | 133 | 36 | 17 |
346 | Are you sure I'M the one with the oral fixation? | 1.3763 | 0.04368 | 186 | 127 | 48 | 11 |
347 | I can't relax......I keep wondering where the teeth are...... | 1.3763 | 0.04301 | 186 | 126 | 50 | 10 |
348 | For some reason I keep thinking of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. | 1.3757 | 0.05006 | 173 | 125 | 31 | 17 |
349 | I’m feeling oddly aroused right now. | 1.3750 | 0.04330 | 184 | 125 | 49 | 10 |
350 | You know, Doc, without any shame, I do feel more comfortable with people kissing my ass. | 1.3750 | 0.04660 | 184 | 130 | 39 | 15 |
351 | This really isn't helping with my mommy issues. | 1.3750 | 0.04465 | 184 | 127 | 45 | 12 |
352 | My father was a rolling stone. | 1.3750 | 0.04723 | 184 | 131 | 37 | 16 |
353 | You took the words right out of my mouth. | 1.3750 | 0.04531 | 184 | 128 | 43 | 13 |
354 | You seem a bit down in the mouth again, Trevor. Tell me, what’s eating at you? | 1.3743 | 0.04668 | 187 | 133 | 38 | 16 |
355 | Have you noticed we're not in color? | 1.3736 | 0.04822 | 182 | 131 | 34 | 17 |
356 | Some chapstick would be nice. | 1.3736 | 0.04359 | 182 | 124 | 48 | 10 |
357 | What exactly do you mean by “Freudian lip?” | 1.3736 | 0.04428 | 182 | 125 | 46 | 11 |
358 | ...and I'd like a moment alone with your couch? | 1.3729 | 0.04720 | 177 | 125 | 38 | 14 |
359 | Really? This is the couch you use to treat my Oedipus complex? | 1.3708 | 0.04765 | 178 | 127 | 36 | 15 |
360 | Sometime I feel like Im just paying for lip service. | 1.3708 | 0.04490 | 178 | 123 | 44 | 11 |
361 | Right, Freudian Lip. Good one. | 1.3708 | 0.04630 | 178 | 125 | 40 | 13 |
362 | Really, I think I just need a hug. | 1.3708 | 0.04630 | 178 | 125 | 40 | 13 |
363 | So Doc, you really think this will cure my lisp. | 1.3708 | 0.04561 | 178 | 124 | 42 | 12 |
364 | I'm tired of paying for lip service. | 1.3708 | 0.04419 | 178 | 122 | 46 | 10 |
365 | She had the most luscious lips, and everything I see reminds me of them. | 1.3667 | 0.04450 | 180 | 125 | 44 | 11 |
366 | And then she told me I was objectifying her! Where do women come up with this crap? | 1.3657 | 0.04815 | 175 | 126 | 34 | 15 |
367 | Not a tremendous amount of lumbar support but a collagen injection should firm it up. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
368 | What do you mean, “you can’t always get what you want”? | 1.3657 | 0.04815 | 175 | 126 | 34 | 15 |
369 | I'm starting to think that my real problem is this couch. | 1.3657 | 0.04606 | 175 | 123 | 40 | 12 |
370 | does it vibrate? | 1.3657 | 0.04677 | 175 | 124 | 38 | 13 |
371 | It was on sale. | 1.3657 | 0.04746 | 175 | 125 | 36 | 14 |
372 | No matter how you couch it, it's really just lip service. | 1.3657 | 0.04746 | 175 | 125 | 36 | 14 |
373 | So, what stage do we cover on the brown sofa? | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
374 | Does it bite? | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
375 | Fellatio comes to mind. | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
376 | Me and my big mouth, doctor... | 1.3652 | 0.04410 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
377 | I don't know, I always just feel like I'm so close to the kiss of death. | 1.3652 | 0.04410 | 178 | 123 | 45 | 10 |
378 | Mind if I give you some advice this time?" | 1.3652 | 0.04756 | 178 | 128 | 35 | 15 |
379 | Did I ever tell you about my fear of clowns? | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
380 | And, inexplicably, I'm terrified of clowns. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
381 | Do you find it odd that we’re both in black and white? | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
382 | Doc, I see her lips everywhere | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
383 | Now this is lip service | 1.3642 | 0.04493 | 173 | 120 | 43 | 10 |
384 | And I'M the one in the closet? | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
385 | I'm only comfortable when someone's kissing my ass. | 1.3642 | 0.04921 | 173 | 126 | 31 | 16 |
386 | When I told you last week to kiss my ass, I meant it figuratively! | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
387 | I feel like I’m stuck on first base. | 1.3642 | 0.04262 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
388 | I know, but sometimes a couch is just a couch... | 1.3642 | 0.04262 | 173 | 117 | 49 | 7 |
389 | Your couch is chapped. | 1.3642 | 0.04640 | 173 | 122 | 39 | 12 |
390 | I can't shake the feeling you're just paying lip service to my problems. | 1.3642 | 0.04640 | 173 | 122 | 39 | 12 |
391 | If this couch could talk... | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
392 | Before we begin...can I borrow a breath mint? | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
393 | How does it feel? Like a Rolling Stone. | 1.3642 | 0.04989 | 173 | 127 | 29 | 17 |
394 | I’ve always had Dada issues. | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
395 | Maybe you’re the one with the oral fixation. | 1.3626 | 0.04960 | 171 | 125 | 30 | 16 |
396 | It's eating me up, doc. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
397 | What's harder, listening or trying not to laugh? | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
398 | This is like the fourth Freudian analysis cartoon that the New Yorker crew has selected in the past six months. I think they must have issues. | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
399 | I feel like something’s gnawing at me, Doctor.” | 1.3626 | 0.04210 | 171 | 115 | 50 | 6 |
400 | I just can't seem to shake my oral fixation. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
401 | Everything I see reminds me of her. | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
402 | Of course I'm frustrated. All you ever answer is 'what store do YOU think the couch came from'? | 1.3626 | 0.04331 | 171 | 119 | 43 | 9 |
403 | So, how do you treat the other fixations? | 1.3626 | 0.04448 | 171 | 118 | 44 | 9 |
404 | Everywhere I turn I'm reminded of her. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
405 | I had the Rocky Horror Movie dream again. | 1.3626 | 0.04674 | 171 | 121 | 38 | 12 |
406 | Seems I'm not the only one who can't resist a sale! | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
407 | I know that I came here to talk about my problems, but perhaps you have some issues that you'd like to discuss with someone? | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
408 | It's a little creepy that it's the same color as my mother's lip stick. | 1.3626 | 0.04674 | 171 | 121 | 38 | 12 |
409 | Your couch just told me I can't always get what I want. | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
410 | Having my ass kissed is why I'm here in the first place. | 1.3626 | 0.04819 | 171 | 123 | 34 | 14 |
411 | I feel like I'm surrounded by ass-kissers. | 1.3626 | 0.04819 | 171 | 123 | 34 | 14 |
412 | Big Rolling Stones fan? | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
413 | I have to tell you, Doctor, it has become increasingly difficult to discuss my mother since you got the new couch. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
414 | I have this reoccurring dream that I'm being swallowed. | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
415 | I see you enjoyed my garage sale last weekend. | 1.3626 | 0.05029 | 171 | 126 | 28 | 17 |
416 | ...so I told her, I've had about all the lip I'm gonna take around here, and she said I should come and talk to you... | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
417 | My advice to you, Doc-stay away from garage sales. | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
418 | Have you considered a Freudian slip cover? | 1.3626 | 0.04890 | 171 | 124 | 32 | 15 |
419 | So what's with the Freudian slipcover? | 1.3626 | 0.04525 | 171 | 119 | 42 | 10 |
420 | My preference is a therapist that’s all EARS | 1.3609 | 0.04857 | 169 | 122 | 33 | 14 |
421 | I'm sorry, Doctor! But I just keep thinking, "Loose lips sink ships." | 1.3609 | 0.04558 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 10 |
422 | This is much more comfortable than the mustache. | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
423 | I'm relieved it's not the French edition. | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
424 | You sure my insurance doesn't cover the leather couch? | 1.3609 | 0.04929 | 169 | 123 | 31 | 15 |
425 | What shape of couch do the women lay on? | 1.3609 | 0.04558 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 10 |
426 | Do you have any breath mints...?! | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
427 | I said “sweetheart, your lips look like my shrinks couch” ....Then she walked out on me. | 1.3609 | 0.04929 | 169 | 123 | 31 | 15 |
428 | Can you speak up? I’m not a lip reader. | 1.3609 | 0.04558 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 10 |
429 | Doc, I need more than just lip service. | 1.3609 | 0.04635 | 169 | 119 | 39 | 11 |
430 | Do you think I'll be ready for the labia in a few sessions? | 1.3609 | 0.04558 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 10 |
431 | Are those new shoes? | 1.3609 | 0.04857 | 169 | 122 | 33 | 14 |
432 | Does this sofa open up? | 1.3609 | 0.04558 | 169 | 118 | 41 | 10 |
433 | I asked you to help me be a chap who sticks to his guns, not a chap stick that sits on some gums | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
434 | I feel as if I've glossed over a few issues. | 1.3609 | 0.04480 | 169 | 117 | 43 | 9 |
435 | Are you sure it's me who has the oral fixation here? | 1.3593 | 0.04512 | 167 | 116 | 42 | 9 |
436 | I just think it kind of says, "Kiss my ass." | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
437 | I feel like when I'm here, I get something my wife never gives me. | 1.3593 | 0.04432 | 167 | 115 | 44 | 8 |
438 | It was obvious to everyone but me... papa was a rolling stone. | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
439 | I know I failed the ink blots, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got this one. | 1.3593 | 0.04746 | 167 | 119 | 36 | 12 |
440 | My mother used a different color | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
441 | Are you sure this is going to help my oral fixation? | 1.3593 | 0.04512 | 167 | 116 | 42 | 9 |
442 | It seems firmer than last time. Did you add Botox? | 1.3593 | 0.04669 | 167 | 118 | 38 | 11 |
443 | Thank you for seeing me, Dr. Revlon. | 1.3593 | 0.04896 | 167 | 121 | 32 | 14 |
444 | I think you might be the one with the oral fixation. | 1.3593 | 0.04896 | 167 | 121 | 32 | 14 |
445 | At a garage sale? I hope you had it cleaned. | 1.3593 | 0.04669 | 167 | 118 | 38 | 11 |
446 | Very comfortable, is it old Freudian or early Heidi Fleiss? | 1.3588 | 0.04975 | 170 | 125 | 29 | 16 |
447 | Kiss off ! | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
448 | I understand that this is couples' counseling to explore our relationship. Just wondering what my wife sits on. . . | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
449 | Where did you say you went to school again? | 1.3576 | 0.04380 | 165 | 113 | 45 | 7 |
450 | Ooooh! It’s got a tongue! | 1.3576 | 0.04626 | 165 | 116 | 39 | 10 |
451 | Sometimes a couch is not just a couch. | 1.3576 | 0.04860 | 165 | 119 | 33 | 13 |
452 | I’m feeling a little down in the mouth | 1.3576 | 0.04463 | 165 | 114 | 43 | 8 |
453 | O k, read my lips! | 1.3576 | 0.04705 | 165 | 117 | 37 | 11 |
454 | I used to sit in that same chair. | 1.3576 | 0.04860 | 165 | 119 | 33 | 13 |
455 | I know I need to work on my Dada issues. | 1.3576 | 0.04783 | 165 | 118 | 35 | 12 |
456 | Is that a tongue I feel? | 1.3576 | 0.04935 | 165 | 120 | 31 | 14 |
457 | What couch? | 1.3571 | 0.04759 | 154 | 108 | 37 | 9 |
458 | Mother/Dali complex, eh? | 1.3571 | 0.04944 | 168 | 123 | 30 | 15 |
459 | I had you pegged as more of a Beatles guy. | 1.3558 | 0.04661 | 163 | 115 | 38 | 10 |
460 | Restoration Freudware | 1.3558 | 0.05051 | 163 | 120 | 28 | 15 |
461 | I can't get no, oh, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey That's what I say | 1.3558 | 0.04821 | 163 | 117 | 34 | 12 |
462 | Frankly, I like the Beatles more. | 1.3558 | 0.04821 | 163 | 117 | 34 | 12 |
463 | And this time try not to gloss over it. | 1.3558 | 0.04005 | 163 | 115 | 41 | 7 |
464 | Mick sent me. | 1.3558 | 0.04975 | 163 | 119 | 30 | 14 |
465 | I don't know, Doc., I'm just feeling a little down in the mouth. | 1.3558 | 0.04821 | 163 | 117 | 34 | 12 |
466 | A whole body blow job! Thank you, Doctor! | 1.3554 | 0.04984 | 166 | 122 | 29 | 15 |
467 | My oral fixation? You want me to talk about MY oral fixation? | 1.3553 | 0.04887 | 152 | 108 | 34 | 10 |
468 | I would return it and get the sectional. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
469 | Yes, I'm color blind. Why do you ask? | 1.3540 | 0.04613 | 161 | 113 | 39 | 9 |
470 | You’re not a Rolling Stones fan are you? | 1.3540 | 0.05016 | 161 | 118 | 29 | 14 |
471 | Actually, I more of a Beatles fan. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
472 | I don't think I can say anything about my wife. I already feel like she's talked to you. | 1.3540 | 0.05016 | 161 | 118 | 29 | 14 |
473 | Yes, this is already not helping. | 1.3540 | 0.05093 | 161 | 119 | 27 | 15 |
474 | Where'd you get that chair? | 1.3540 | 0.05016 | 161 | 118 | 29 | 14 |
475 | You don’t happen to have a giant half smoked cigarette we can dangle out of this couch. It would make it so much easier to talk about my mother. | 1.3540 | 0.04655 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
476 | I feel pouty. | 1.3540 | 0.04697 | 161 | 114 | 37 | 10 |
477 | How about $75 an hour and I’ll reupholster this couch in earth tones? | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
478 | I understand your couch is designed to look like lips, but why is it moist? | 1.3540 | 0.05016 | 161 | 118 | 29 | 14 |
479 | I’ve always liked having my ass kissed. | 1.3540 | 0.04859 | 161 | 116 | 33 | 12 |
480 | Do you mind if I lie on my stomach? | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
481 | Is it an edible complex? | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
482 | Read my lips. No more psychoanalysis. | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
483 | I feel like your choice of this sofa is a cry for help. | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
484 | I fear the Apocalips is coming. | 1.3522 | 0.05213 | 159 | 119 | 24 | 16 |
485 | Is this where you say “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar”? | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
486 | I was joking when I said, "Bite me!" | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
487 | I've been thinking about growing a moustache. | 1.3522 | 0.05058 | 159 | 117 | 28 | 14 |
488 | Did you say 'Freudian slips', or 'Freudian's lips'? | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
489 | Give it to me straight, Doc. No lip service. | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
490 | It gives me comfort to know you're a Stones fan too. | 1.3522 | 0.05058 | 159 | 117 | 28 | 14 |
491 | How much longer 'til we arrive at the genital stage, Doc? | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
492 | To be perfectly honest, this is the most aroused I've felt in months." | 1.3522 | 0.04562 | 159 | 111 | 40 | 8 |
493 | This isn’t helping my fear of intimacy. | 1.3522 | 0.04384 | 159 | 109 | 44 | 6 |
494 | Recently, it feels like the world might chew me up and spit me out. | 1.3522 | 0.04562 | 159 | 111 | 40 | 8 |
495 | Is it possible YOU'RE the one with the oral fixation? | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
496 | I dunno doc, but sometimes I think you want me to make everything about sex, even if it isn't. Is this a new couch? | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
497 | Do you mind if i have a few minutes alone? | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 118 | 28 | 13 |
498 | To be honest, Doc, I'm not sure this "Emoji Immersion Therapy" is working for me.... | 1.3522 | 0.04562 | 159 | 111 | 40 | 8 |
499 | Are you really listening or just kissing my butt? | 1.3522 | 0.04979 | 159 | 116 | 30 | 13 |
500 | So Mick Jagger is your patient too? Does he get more satisfaction than I? | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
501 | You can put lipstick on a sofa,Dr. Dali,but it's still a couch | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
502 | I expect more than lip service. | 1.3522 | 0.04562 | 159 | 111 | 40 | 8 |
503 | I just can't seem to get me no ... well ... satisfaction. | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
504 | I feel guilty as hell for not taking off my dirty shoes. | 1.3522 | 0.04474 | 159 | 110 | 42 | 7 |
505 | Now I get why it’s called ‘kiss and tell.’ | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
506 | Perhaps I should be asking the questions. | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
507 | Hello, Dalí! | 1.3522 | 0.04979 | 159 | 116 | 30 | 13 |
508 | What happened to the high-heel chair? | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
509 | Since I have become CEO, I feel like everyone is kissing up to me. | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
510 | I don't know why, Doc, but it's only during our sessions that I feel the need to wear a garter belt, mesh stockings and very high heels. | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
511 | If this couch could talk, what would it say? | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
512 | Doc, a stiff upper lip just isn' t a cure-all. | 1.3522 | 0.00713 | 159 | 118 | 39 | 2 |
513 | They tell me you’re the best therapist in Las Vegas! | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
514 | Do loose lips comfort Freudian slips? | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
515 | Everything just seems surreal nowadays. | 1.3522 | 0.04648 | 159 | 112 | 38 | 9 |
516 | Sometimes a giant red lips couch is just a giant red lips couch. | 1.3522 | 0.05136 | 159 | 118 | 26 | 15 |
517 | Yes, L- I-P-S-C-H-I-T-Z! | 1.3522 | 0.04562 | 159 | 111 | 40 | 8 |
518 | And I have a recurring dream that I am being eaten by Mick Jagger. | 1.3522 | 0.04898 | 159 | 115 | 32 | 12 |
519 | Just to recap, a moment on the lips is going to cost me what exactly? | 1.3503 | 0.05336 | 157 | 119 | 21 | 17 |
520 | For some reason, I keep thinking of Holland. | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
521 | My crisis as a corporate mouthpiece is materializing in ways I never thought possible - I see loose lips everywhere | 1.3503 | 0.05020 | 157 | 115 | 29 | 13 |
522 | Love the Freudian Lips, by the way. | 1.3503 | 0.04596 | 157 | 110 | 39 | 8 |
523 | Suddenly I feel loved for the first time | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
524 | I've got an overwhelming urge to masticate. Is that normal? | 1.3503 | 0.05020 | 157 | 115 | 29 | 13 |
525 | Given my issues with women, should I be on this one? | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
526 | Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her. | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
527 | Tell Donald my lips are sealed | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
528 | What do you mean that I am obsessed with sex. It’s your couch! | 1.3503 | 0.04506 | 157 | 109 | 41 | 7 |
529 | Doc I'm having these recurring dreams about being the subject of some dumb-ass cartoonist! | 1.3503 | 0.05259 | 157 | 118 | 23 | 16 |
530 | As a matter of fact, my mother did wear this shade of red. | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
531 | Does the anal stage have a couch too | 1.3503 | 0.04770 | 157 | 112 | 35 | 10 |
532 | In my line of work we call this 'leading the witness'. | 1.3503 | 0.04684 | 157 | 111 | 37 | 9 |
533 | Doc, I feel like a harmonica. | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
534 | Do you mind if I speak to your couch alone? | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
535 | This is my 19th nervous breakdown. | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
536 | Did your couch just whisper, "Feed me..."? | 1.3503 | 0.05181 | 157 | 117 | 25 | 15 |
537 | Sorry, my lips are sealed | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
538 | Life sometimes feels like a gentle kiss but mostly it sucks | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
539 | I have recurring dreams of being swallowed. | 1.3503 | 0.04684 | 157 | 111 | 37 | 9 |
540 | Hmmm... your mother gave you this couch? Go on please. | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
541 | My Mother had the same couch. | 1.3503 | 0.04855 | 157 | 113 | 33 | 11 |
542 | She says I put words in her mouth. | 1.3503 | 0.04321 | 157 | 107 | 45 | 5 |
543 | There is some mistake. I was referred here for the red carpet treatment | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
544 | I can handle the couch, but not the tongue. | 1.3503 | 0.04506 | 157 | 109 | 41 | 7 |
545 | So what exactly is an oral fixation? | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
546 | Don't get me wrong, it's been nice talking to you but how did you get in my house again? | 1.3500 | 0.04953 | 160 | 117 | 30 | 13 |
547 | Oops, I shouldn't have said that. Me and my big mouth. | 1.3484 | 0.04631 | 155 | 109 | 38 | 8 |
548 | Have you considered therapy? | 1.3484 | 0.04720 | 155 | 110 | 36 | 9 |
549 | What's eating at me? | 1.3484 | 0.04808 | 155 | 111 | 34 | 10 |
550 | I keep having this dream where I'm trapped in IKEA. | 1.3484 | 0.04631 | 155 | 109 | 38 | 8 |
551 | Yes, I am quite uncomfortable, thank you. | 1.3484 | 0.04720 | 155 | 110 | 36 | 9 |
552 | Let me guess, oral fetish? | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
553 | Does this couch fold out, by any chance? | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
554 | Is a couch sometimes just a couch? | 1.3484 | 0.04808 | 155 | 111 | 34 | 10 |
555 | As your Therapist, I work much better when I'm lying down.... | 1.3484 | 0.05145 | 155 | 115 | 26 | 14 |
556 | A kiss on the cheeks was just what I needed. | 1.3484 | 0.04980 | 155 | 113 | 30 | 12 |
557 | My inner adolescent likes it. But my inner child wants a racing car. | 1.3484 | 0.04808 | 155 | 111 | 34 | 10 |
558 | I feel like you're trying to tell me something. | 1.3484 | 0.04720 | 155 | 110 | 36 | 9 |
559 | I think we should switch places. | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
560 | Why do I feel I'm only getting lip service? | 1.3484 | 0.05063 | 155 | 114 | 28 | 13 |
561 | What do you mean, "I'll feel better in a lick"? | 1.3484 | 0.04808 | 155 | 111 | 34 | 10 |
562 | This isn't what I had in mind when you said 'immersion therapy.' | 1.3484 | 0.04539 | 155 | 108 | 40 | 7 |
563 | Do you ever feel like the MeToo movement is just waiting to sink its teeth into you? | 1.3484 | 0.04720 | 155 | 110 | 36 | 9 |
564 | Is there an actual name for the irrational fear of being suffocated by Lady Gaga's lips? | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
565 | Just about everything I see reminds me of her. | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
566 | I always feel I'm getting the big kiss off. | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
567 | Do you find people open up more now? | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
568 | Who else shares this office? | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
569 | Just whose oral fixation are we discussing here? | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
570 | Would you like to talk about your oral fixation, Doctor? | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
571 | How long will you be filling in for Dr. Frankenfurter? | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
572 | You think I’VE got an oral fixation. | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
573 | My life seems to be one Freudian's lips after another. | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
574 | For some reason, this couch speaks to me. | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
575 | A kiss is just a kiss, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
576 | I see a red couch and I want to paint it black. | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
577 | I can't get no satisfaction, Doc. | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
578 | Did you Botox your couch? | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
579 | What do you mean - down in the mouth? | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
580 | Lately, I feel like I’m on everyone’s lips. | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
581 | I have this fantasy about oral sex, Doc .... | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
582 | What do you mean, 'Spit it out?"' | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
583 | I like this new red Freudian lipcover, uh, slipcover. | 1.3464 | 0.04478 | 153 | 106 | 41 | 6 |
584 | I still see her ruby red lips everywhere. | 1.3464 | 0.04526 | 153 | 109 | 36 | 8 |
585 | Can you give me an hourly rate with just your couch? | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
586 | I was told you could cure a fixation on breasts. | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
587 | You mean, sometimes a couch is just a couch? | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
588 | I've tried to tell you before Doc. I'm stuck in the anal stage, not oral. | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
589 | I keep putting my foot in my mouth. | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
590 | Actually this is a furniture store | 1.3464 | 0.05106 | 153 | 113 | 27 | 13 |
591 | The first word coming to my mind is, "Houlihan." | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
592 | What do you mean, lip service? | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
593 | I'm so tired of all the ass-kissing. | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
594 | What do mean sometimes a couch is just a couch? | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
595 | I feel like I’m stuck in a New Yorker caption contest cartoon that frankly is just not very funny. | 1.3464 | 0.05190 | 153 | 114 | 25 | 14 |
596 | No, really. This is much more comfortable than the chattering teeth. | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
597 | Well, what about YOUR oral fixation? | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
598 | …and by the way, this couch is not helping. | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
599 | Is this one of those times when a sofa is just a sofa? | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
600 | Will these lips move if I lie? | 1.3464 | 0.04573 | 153 | 107 | 39 | 7 |
601 | No therapeutic purpose actually, just a crazy bargain at a garage sale. | 1.3464 | 0.05021 | 153 | 112 | 29 | 12 |
602 | Sometimes my life just feels like an actual New Yorker cartoon. | 1.3464 | 0.04891 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
603 | Doc, can you get a more depressing couch? | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
604 | This is the weirdest interview I’ve ever had | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
605 | 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try | 1.3464 | 0.05272 | 153 | 115 | 23 | 15 |
606 | By the way, your couch sucks. | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
607 | So you really think I am orally fixated? | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
608 | Sometimes I dream that I'm a cold sore. | 1.3464 | 0.04935 | 153 | 111 | 31 | 11 |
609 | Is there meant to be saliva on this couch? | 1.3464 | 0.04758 | 153 | 109 | 35 | 9 |
610 | Is it weird to be aroused during therapy? | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
611 | I don't know exactly. Something is just eating at me. | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
612 | I'm glad you got rid of the Venus Fly Trap. | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
613 | I'm sure I would do better on a couch that doesn't remind me of my mother. | 1.3444 | 0.05064 | 151 | 111 | 28 | 12 |
614 | Did I mention that I also wet the bed. | 1.3444 | 0.05236 | 151 | 113 | 24 | 14 |
615 | I keep dreaming that I’m being eaten by Mick Jagger. | 1.3444 | 0.04887 | 151 | 109 | 32 | 10 |
616 | I'm not looking forward to the anal retentive couch. | 1.3444 | 0.05151 | 151 | 112 | 26 | 13 |
617 | Doctor, with all due respect, I believe YOU are the one with the oral fixation,” | 1.3444 | 0.04796 | 151 | 108 | 34 | 9 |
618 | Then she swallows me whole and I wake up screaming. | 1.3442 | 0.04641 | 154 | 109 | 37 | 8 |
619 | But is it art? | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
620 | Thank you for accepting a non-traditional couple. | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
621 | I'm glad you don't think I'm anal. | 1.3423 | 0.05108 | 149 | 110 | 27 | 12 |
622 | Incidentally, what happened to your giant hand chair? | 1.3423 | 0.04928 | 149 | 108 | 31 | 10 |
623 | I suddenly have a compulsive need to use Chapstick. | 1.3423 | 0.04928 | 149 | 108 | 31 | 10 |
624 | I don’t need therapy, I just like your couch. | 1.3401 | 0.04778 | 147 | 105 | 34 | 8 |
625 | The sofa could really use a Freudian slipcover. | 1.3401 | 0.04679 | 147 | 104 | 36 | 7 |
626 | How did I find you? Well, word of mouth, I guess... | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
627 | Do you have a blue couch for Democrats? | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
628 | Your sofa likes me. | 1.3401 | 0.04579 | 147 | 103 | 38 | 6 |
629 | If only this couch could talk. | 1.3401 | 0.04679 | 147 | 104 | 36 | 7 |
630 | You're the one with the stiff upper lip. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
631 | I keep dreaming of melting watches. | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
632 | I thought this part of the story stayed in Vegas. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
633 | Doc, am I your only patiennt stuck in the oral stage? | 1.3401 | 0.04969 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
634 | I had that dream again... the one about my mother's lipstick. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
635 | I made a Freudian lips. | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
636 | My one concern about beginning this process with you is the turtle neck...its a bit ostentatious. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
637 | I am suffering from a fear of being swallowed. | 1.3401 | 0.04874 | 147 | 106 | 32 | 9 |
638 | I'm looking for more than lip service, doc. | 1.3401 | 0.04778 | 147 | 105 | 34 | 8 |
639 | Never mind my oral fixation.... where can I get a love seat like this? | 1.3401 | 0.05153 | 147 | 109 | 26 | 12 |
640 | Vintage never fits the way you think it will. | 1.3401 | 0.04476 | 147 | 102 | 40 | 5 |
641 | Why do I feel you couch everything as Freudian? | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
642 | From my lips to your ears | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
643 | I know it's only rock and roll but I like it. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
644 | I feel like everybody is chewing me up and spitting me out. | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
645 | Your Yelp reviews raved about the couch. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
646 | I keep dreaming I'm one of the Rolling Stones. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
647 | Do I have any lipstick on my collar? | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
648 | I had no idea that getting my ass kissed would be therapeutic. | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
649 | How much am I paying for this lip service? | 1.3379 | 0.04561 | 145 | 104 | 34 | 7 |
650 | I don't come here for lip service. | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
651 | It's like I see parts of her everywhere I go." | 1.3379 | 0.04613 | 145 | 102 | 37 | 6 |
652 | Why, yes, Papa was a Rolling Stone. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
653 | Doc, I need real answers, not just lip service. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
654 | Loose Lips Sink Shrinks | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
655 | I'm not sure why but ever since I've begun therapy here I've wanted people to kiss my ass. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
656 | I feel surprisingly comfortable opening up to you. | 1.3379 | 0.04561 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
657 | Really? MY oral fixation? | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
658 | Doc, my wife's gonna kill me when she sees the back of this suit. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
659 | Let me guess. You're a Freudian therapist. | 1.3379 | 0.04508 | 145 | 101 | 39 | 5 |
660 | So far all I've gotten from you is lip service. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
661 | Yes, I know I'm orally fixated. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
662 | It's getting harder to explain the lipstick on my collar. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
663 | What comes after the oral phase, again? | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
664 | Come on, you're a psychologist; this couch has to remind you of something. ** . | 1.3379 | 0.04002 | 145 | 114 | 20 | 11 |
665 | It's just on the tip of the tongue. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
666 | Why do you think all of your patients are orally fixated? | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
667 | Actually, I'm thinking you might be the one with the oral fixation. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
668 | Since coming here I've had nightmares about being eaten by a giant version of my mother. | 1.3379 | 0.05290 | 145 | 109 | 23 | 13 |
669 | I'd like you to imagine that *you* are the cigarette. | 1.3379 | 0.04767 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
670 | I hope my wife doesn't notice the lipstick. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
671 | Lately, I've been having nightmares about being eaten alive by Mick Jagger. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
672 | How do I know you're not just giving lip service, doctor? | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
673 | I guess this means it's time to confront my oral fixation? | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
674 | This has been a real breakthrough for the "Oral" stage, but I'm a bit concerned about your furniture in the next room. | 1.3379 | 0.05290 | 145 | 109 | 23 | 13 |
675 | Did you say it was probably a Freudian's lip? | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
676 | My apologies if I misspoke when I laid down, Doctor. It must've been a...Freudian Lip. | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
677 | 'I am telling you, Doctor, this sucks. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
678 | Do you hear whispers ? | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
679 | All the life is being sucked out of me. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
680 | I've been feeling a little down in the mouth. | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
681 | I've been a little down in the mouth lately. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
682 | I appreciate a good yard sale bargain as much as the next guy but... | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
683 | I keep glossing over details. | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
684 | Hold on, it's right on the tip of my toungue ... | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
685 | It feels like I’m just lip-syncing. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
686 | Can’t you just read my lips? | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
687 | Maybe you should work through your own oral fixation first Doctor. | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
688 | I'm not sure why, but I come here and always feel like singing happy birthday Mr. president. | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
689 | I’ll give you a hint: the elephant in the room is not an elephant. | 1.3379 | 0.04817 | 145 | 104 | 33 | 8 |
690 | I'm terrified that she'll yawn. | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
691 | I take you have experience with oral fixation? | 1.3379 | 0.04915 | 145 | 105 | 31 | 9 |
692 | I’m okay with your décor for the oral stage, but doesn’t Freud say the next one is anal? | 1.3379 | 0.04716 | 145 | 103 | 35 | 7 |
693 | I’m at a Freudian crossroads between Chapstick and dental floss. | 1.3357 | 0.05152 | 143 | 106 | 26 | 11 |
694 | Tomorrow night we do my fantasy, Dear. | 1.3357 | 0.05339 | 143 | 108 | 22 | 13 |
695 | I was told that I would be speaking with Dr. Jagger... | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
696 | To be honest, my Rolling Stones obsession didn't start until I started seeing you. | 1.3357 | 0.05339 | 143 | 108 | 22 | 13 |
697 | My wife is complaining about the lipstick stains." | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
698 | But, enough about me... | 1.3357 | 0.04907 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
699 | I should've been a tongue depressor. | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
700 | I have this recurring dream that I'm being swallowed by a femme fatale." | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
701 | No offense, but I’m not the only one in the room stuck in the seventies... | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
702 | Just one quick question-I’m not paying you for lip service am I? | 1.3357 | 0.04649 | 143 | 101 | 36 | 6 |
703 | Doc, do you ever feel like telling the whole world to just kiss off? | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
704 | Was the womb model out of stock? | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
705 | No, I don't feel love. I feel like I'm being tasted. | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
706 | Now, regarding your oral fixation... | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
707 | Lately, I just cain’t get no satisfaction! | 1.3357 | 0.05152 | 143 | 106 | 26 | 11 |
708 | Something’s eating me, doc, but I don’t know exactly what. | 1.3357 | 0.04754 | 143 | 102 | 34 | 7 |
709 | I have the feeling I’m about to be eaten alive, doc. But I only feel that way here in your office. | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
710 | Sure you can help me with my fear of saying 'no' to interior decorators? | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
711 | I have this nagging fear I'm about to be swallowed up. | 1.3357 | 0.04432 | 143 | 99 | 40 | 4 |
712 | And you say I’m the one with an oral fixation? | 1.3357 | 0.04754 | 143 | 102 | 34 | 7 |
713 | And people who have daddy issues, what do you make them lie on? | 1.3357 | 0.04754 | 143 | 102 | 34 | 7 |
714 | This gives "From my lips to your ears" a new meaning | 1.3357 | 0.04754 | 143 | 102 | 34 | 7 |
715 | I feel like a smoke. | 1.3357 | 0.05152 | 143 | 106 | 26 | 11 |
716 | I often feel like the world just wants to spit me out. | 1.3356 | 0.04789 | 146 | 105 | 33 | 8 |
717 | Things just aren't as black and white as they used to be, doc. | 1.3356 | 0.04689 | 146 | 104 | 35 | 7 |
718 | It's comfortable, but it's not my shade. | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
719 | Today I'm letting the couch do the talking. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 141 | 104 | 29 | 8 |
720 | Doctor, this is just plain wrong. | 1.3333 | 0.04520 | 141 | 101 | 34 | 6 |
721 | These lips don’t lie! | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
722 | I'm been having recurring fantasies of Carol Channing. | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
723 | If I remember tripping while lying on one of these back in the 60s does it mean I didn't? | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
724 | So this is what it feels like to have your ass kissed. | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
725 | You’re not listening. Father called me “dipstick,” not “lipstick.” | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
726 | I just can't get no satisfaction. | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
727 | Yes, doctor, but now instead of my stepmother, I keep dreaming of Tim Curry. | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
728 | So what kind of couch should I expect for “second base” therapy? | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
729 | Can I adjust this tongue cushion? | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
730 | I come here, I feel like I could finally just tell her to kiss my ass. | 1.3333 | 0.04170 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
731 | Everyone thinks I'm a sucker. | 1.3333 | 0.05215 | 144 | 108 | 24 | 12 |
732 | I feel like everyone is giving me lip service.... | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
733 | It all started with her big mouth! | 1.3333 | 0.04685 | 141 | 100 | 35 | 6 |
734 | I just came for the couch. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
735 | My feelings aren't the only thing eating away at me, doc. | 1.3333 | 0.05294 | 141 | 106 | 23 | 12 |
736 | I'd rather not answer questions about my mother on this couch. | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
737 | I'm starting to think you're the one with the oral fixation. | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
738 | Why do I get the sense that your analysis is just lip service? | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
739 | Tell me more about your fear of being eaten alive. | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
740 | I know you said to expect side effects, but I'm beginning to feel like I should have gone with the blue pill. | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 141 | 99 | 37 | 5 |
741 | If it’s just lip service why is it $180? | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
742 | I keep seeing her lips everywhere I go. | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
743 | You think Jagger's shrink has got a couch like this? | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
744 | 'I remember when your office was a brothel.' | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
745 | I'm getting mixed messages from my ex-wife, my new girlfriend and now this couch | 1.3333 | 0.05099 | 141 | 104 | 27 | 10 |
746 | Nothing's ever just black and white is it Doc? | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
747 | Bold decorating choice but it’s making me a bit uncomfortable. After last week’s session I dreamt I was a cigar. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
748 | 'I got it in the divorce.' | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
749 | Each time I leave here, I feel there's something that I should tell her. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
750 | I've been dreaming about Angelina Jolie again. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
751 | It’s actually comfortable, but is it meant to remind me that I am loved, or that I’m about to be consumed by my issues? | 1.3333 | 0.04828 | 144 | 104 | 32 | 8 |
752 | I think I feel a tongue... | 1.3333 | 0.04897 | 141 | 102 | 31 | 8 |
753 | This is the same lipstick shade my mother wore. | 1.3333 | 0.04792 | 141 | 101 | 33 | 7 |
754 | You know, sometimes a couch is just a couch. | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
755 | Read my lips: I have issues. | 1.3333 | 0.04685 | 141 | 100 | 35 | 6 |
756 | Is it supposed to be moist? | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
757 | I don't know why I keep thinking about oral sex. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
758 | Then again, I favor Victorian | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
759 | I'm having my 19th nervous breakdown | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
760 | What does your hot tub look like? | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
761 | Perhaps you have a racy little pillow for my shoes?” | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
762 | I’m on the tip of its tongue | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
763 | When can we talk about my own fixation? | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
764 | All I hear is blah, blah, blah... | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
765 | ..:and sometimes I come to rest on other exaggerated parts of her body. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
766 | Can we go back to the ink blots? My pants are soaked. | 1.3309 | 0.05344 | 139 | 105 | 22 | 12 |
767 | It makes me feel like I'm being devoured, but in a good way. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
768 | Fears of being devoured follow me everywhere. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
769 | This sucks. | 1.3309 | 0.05535 | 139 | 107 | 18 | 14 |
770 | Doctor, every slip of the lips doesn't need to be couched in Freudian terms. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
771 | Your office decor isn't helping my oral fixation. | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
772 | I can see her everywhere. | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
773 | Well yes, I have been to quite a few Rolling Stones concerts. Why do you ask? | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
774 | What's love got to do with it? | 1.3309 | 0.04885 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
775 | Is this for real or am I just paying for lip service? | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
776 | See, and my wife won’t even let me keep the leg lamp. | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 98 | 36 | 5 |
777 | Yes, I definitely feel more loved now. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
778 | I'm telling you again, the signal was as green as this couch! | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
779 | Your orifice furnishings don’t compel me to embrace your Freudian paradigms. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
780 | Sometimes it feels like I’m just paying you for lip service. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
781 | Nothing you say makes much sense, but I'm only here for the couch. | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
782 | I have anxiety of being swallowed up by everything around me | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
783 | What I really need is a hug. | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
784 | I feel like you are just giving me lip service. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
785 | Before we begin,could I see your confidentiality agreement. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
786 | Would you like to talk about your couch choice? | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
787 | You know, doc, there are times when I believe I'll never lick this thing. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
788 | Played with your mother’s lipstick , did you? | 1.3309 | 0.05344 | 139 | 105 | 22 | 12 |
789 | Sometimes, I just feel like I'm being swallowed whole. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
790 | I’m just so down in the mouth lately. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
791 | I bet you diagnose a lot of people with oral fixations. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
792 | Are you sure you don’t want to tell me about this couch? | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
793 | Actually, I think it’s this couch that’s helping me, not you! | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
794 | So, on Mondays, we deal with my oral fixation and on Thursdays we deal with my anal retentiveness? | 1.3309 | 0.05344 | 139 | 105 | 22 | 12 |
795 | You’ve got to stop showing up every time I lie down on this couch! | 1.3309 | 0.05145 | 139 | 103 | 26 | 10 |
796 | To be completely frank, this may not be the most conducive environment to break my sex addiction. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
797 | I totally relate. My mother also wore red lipstick. | 1.3309 | 0.04722 | 139 | 99 | 34 | 6 |
798 | My mother never let me sit on her couch. | 1.3309 | 0.05043 | 139 | 102 | 28 | 9 |
799 | Why do I have the feeling you’re not the right therapist to help me get over my sex addiction? | 1.3309 | 0.04611 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
800 | Are these the ones that sank all the ships? | 1.3309 | 0.05441 | 139 | 106 | 20 | 13 |
801 | ...and now there's this recurring nightmare about being devoured. | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
802 | Would you recommend just keeping a stiff upper lip? | 1.3309 | 0.04938 | 139 | 101 | 30 | 8 |
803 | I feel like I'm missing something really obvious here. | 1.3306 | 0.05085 | 124 | 89 | 29 | 6 |
804 | Doc, whenever I'm here I feel like I'm being sucked in. | 1.3287 | 0.05039 | 143 | 106 | 27 | 10 |
805 | I don’t know what it is, but every time I visit your office I feel down in the mouth. | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
806 | I’ve had the Edward Gorey color palette dream again. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
807 | ...and by the way, smetimes a couch is NOT just a couch. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
808 | And how do you handle anal fixations? | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
809 | How do I know it's a kiss and not a smirk? | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
810 | Was Mick Jagger one of your clients? | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
811 | Yard sale or consignment shop, Doc? | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
812 | Frankly, I think you’re the one who needs help. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
813 | Do you happen to have a breath mint? | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
814 | From these lips to your ears | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
815 | I get it, doctor -- "you can't always get what you want." | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
816 | Sometimes I feel like my problems are eating me alive. | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
817 | Do you also have a special couch for your female patients? | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
818 | I'm feeling absolutely delicious. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
819 | Sometimes I feel you are just paying lip service to my problems. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
820 | I'm afraid of being smeared. | 1.3285 | 0.05394 | 137 | 104 | 21 | 12 |
821 | If I say any dirty words will it bite? | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
822 | I feel like these sessions are eating me alive. | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
823 | Sometimes I feel like she’s eating me alive. | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
824 | You know, I think I feel more at ease when we use the black moustache. | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
825 | I take it you’re a big Stones fan. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
826 | Since you bought this new couch, I've developed an 0edible Complex. | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
827 | I sense my wife has already given you her side of the story. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
828 | Oral what? | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
829 | Have anything less pouty to lay on? | 1.3285 | 0.04872 | 137 | 99 | 31 | 7 |
830 | At the end of the day, I still can't get no satisfaction. | 1.3285 | 0.04760 | 137 | 98 | 33 | 6 |
831 | No, I didn't notice anything different. Is that a new tie? | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
832 | I'm not sure why, but I want to kiss your couch. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
833 | Do you use a different couch with your female patients? | 1.3285 | 0.04981 | 137 | 100 | 29 | 8 |
834 | I feel like a couch tomato! | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
835 | I fear that I'm paying extra for lip service. | 1.3285 | 0.05087 | 137 | 101 | 27 | 9 |
836 | I don't know, everything reminds me of Angelina Jolie | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
837 | I feel like Im becoming her mouthpiece | 1.3265 | 0.05123 | 147 | 111 | 24 | 12 |
838 | What, you couldn’t afford the matching chair? | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
839 | I feel like everything is always on the tip of my tongue. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
840 | After seven years of therapy, I feel like I'm only getting lip service . | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
841 | Just spit it out. | 1.3262 | 0.04982 | 141 | 104 | 28 | 9 |
842 | For some reason I am reminded of my first wife | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
843 | Doctor, I've heard of Freudian slips, but Freudian lips?!" | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
844 | Are you sure you aren't an abnormal psychologist? | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
845 | Don't worry about confidentiality. My lips are sealed. | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 102 | 22 | 11 |
846 | Judging by the couch, you don't do marriage counseling. | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
847 | I feel like you just give me lip service. | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
848 | Should I consider this a love seat? | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
849 | Yes the lips are very comfortable, but what happened to the rest of her? | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
850 | I feel like my whole being is about to be swallowed up. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
851 | And then I dreamt that Marilyn swallowed me whole! | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
852 | Lately, I've been dreaming about The Rolling Stones. I have no idea why -- I don't even LIKE The Rolling Stones. | 1.3259 | 0.04682 | 135 | 96 | 34 | 5 |
853 | The giant crib is more comfy and has a cool mobile." | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
854 | You say your mother left you this chair? | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
855 | Lip service... interesting. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
856 | I feel you’re just giving me lip service, Doc. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
857 | Is smile therapy proven? | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
858 | I'm not paying for lip service, doc. | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 102 | 22 | 11 |
859 | I am haunted by guilt for not having first removed my shoes. | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
860 | Unfortunately my lips are sealed | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
861 | You’re kidding Doc; You’ve really never noticed | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
862 | I said, “Read my lips.” | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
863 | We'll definitely need another session if this couch reminds you of your mother... | 1.3259 | 0.04741 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
864 | Read my lips: I want Prozac. | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 102 | 22 | 11 |
865 | From my lips to Freud's ears | 1.3259 | 0.05547 | 135 | 104 | 18 | 13 |
866 | You knew Salvador as well? He was fun, wasn't he. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
867 | I feel insignificant...like a speck of food about to be wiped away by a giant napkin. | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
868 | How many smackers will this session set me back? | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
869 | What are you a doctor of? | 1.3259 | 0.05239 | 135 | 101 | 24 | 10 |
870 | Do you have anything for patients with an anal fixation? | 1.3259 | 0.05133 | 135 | 100 | 26 | 9 |
871 | My biggest issue today is why this couch is red and everything else is black and white. | 1.3259 | 0.05446 | 135 | 103 | 20 | 12 |
872 | Yes. It is the kiss of death. | 1.3259 | 0.04682 | 135 | 96 | 34 | 5 |
873 | What do you mean " start me up? " | 1.3259 | 0.05547 | 135 | 104 | 18 | 13 |
874 | I am very anxious about a slip of the tongue. | 1.3259 | 0.04913 | 135 | 98 | 30 | 7 |
875 | So Mr. Henderson, why do you think you said lips when I said couch? | 1.3252 | 0.05476 | 123 | 92 | 22 | 9 |
876 | My speech writing career topped out with 'Read my lips.' | 1.3239 | 0.05052 | 142 | 106 | 26 | 10 |
877 | Even here I feel like she's swallowing me whole. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
878 | Dr Lipschitz why do I suddenly feel like everything in my life is surreal | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
879 | I didn't realize we both had oral fixations. | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
880 | Doc, I feel you place to much emphasis on the oral phase. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
881 | I had the most distressing cold sore on my shoulder last week, do you think it's psychosomatic? | 1.3237 | 0.05127 | 139 | 104 | 25 | 10 |
882 | I thought the whole idea of coming here was to not to be down in the mouth. | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
883 | I preferred the flamingo float toy for regression therapy | 1.3233 | 0.05602 | 133 | 103 | 17 | 13 |
884 | It's on the tip of my tongue | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
885 | I must say, not everything about the '70s was bad. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
886 | I take it you want me to start talking more during our sessions? | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
887 | And people think that I'm sick. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
888 | I ‘m not feeling the love. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
889 | I feel like we are just paying lip service to my issues. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
890 | Rocky Horror Show? Never heard of it. | 1.3233 | 0.04719 | 133 | 95 | 33 | 5 |
891 | What kind of couch do you use for the anal retentive? | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
892 | Could I have a hug, too? | 1.3233 | 0.05179 | 133 | 99 | 25 | 9 |
893 | #metoo | 1.3233 | 0.04658 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
894 | Write this down. I don't like red. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
895 | I’m glad I didn’t confess to an anal fixation. | 1.3233 | 0.05395 | 133 | 101 | 21 | 11 |
896 | Wow, the brothel look has really taken over. | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
897 | Lately in my nightmares, I'm smothered in mustard. | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
898 | I miss the Stones! | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
899 | 'Could you please make the lips quiver a bit?' | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
900 | Must have been a good sale. | 1.3233 | 0.05068 | 133 | 98 | 27 | 8 |
901 | The dreams continue, Doc! All my relationships appear monochromatic, but inanimate objects vibrate with vivid colors and shout out sexual symbolism... and I feel somehow that our therapy sessions are not helping. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
902 | I don’t know, Doc... I’ve just been feeling... a little puckered out. | 1.3233 | 0.04838 | 133 | 96 | 31 | 6 |
903 | From these colorful and comfortable lips to God's ears. | 1.3233 | 0.05500 | 133 | 102 | 19 | 12 |
904 | As I've been telling you, not everything is black and white. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
905 | Do you have anything a little less oedipal? | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
906 | I don’t have any problems, but can I pay for an extra hour? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
907 | Remind me, you said you share this space with a "Film" studio?" | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
908 | Doctor, I'm expecting results here, not just lip service. | 1.3206 | 0.05338 | 131 | 99 | 22 | 10 |
909 | Is this just lip service? | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
910 | Do you think I'm still stuck in the oral stage? | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
911 | I can't seem to stop thinking about the Kardashians. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
912 | For a therapist, you're quite literal. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
913 | I'm afraid our time is up. You can put your money where the mouth is on your way out. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
914 | This is why I don't like telling you about my dreams. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
915 | Is therapy the kiss of death? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
916 | Don't just give me lip service doc, tell me what's wrong with me. | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
917 | I feel as though I,m being swallowed up | 1.3206 | 0.04998 | 131 | 96 | 28 | 7 |
918 | Doctor--add oral fixation to the list . . . | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
919 | Can you give me more than lip service? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
920 | Salvador Dali said what? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
921 | Perhaps start with an oral history | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
922 | It's weird, everywhere I go, it's like she's mocking me. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
923 | It makes me feel a Jung man again | 1.3206 | 0.04879 | 131 | 95 | 30 | 6 |
924 | Does it make everyone talk more, or just me? | 1.3206 | 0.04757 | 131 | 94 | 32 | 5 |
925 | I feel like a misdangled cigarette | 1.3206 | 0.05447 | 131 | 100 | 20 | 11 |
926 | Why do I feel like this is all just lip service? | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
927 | What's the co-pay on lip service? | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
928 | I don't pay you $200 per hour to provide me lip service. | 1.3206 | 0.05114 | 131 | 97 | 26 | 8 |
929 | Well, I wouldn't exactly couch it as a fantasy. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
930 | And please don't say that comment was a "tasty morsel"! | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
931 | Are you enjoying the Freudian slip-cover? | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
932 | ...watch your tongue | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
933 | I said I had a problem with a lisp. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
934 | You shouldn't let your wife decorate for you. | 1.3178 | 0.05390 | 129 | 98 | 21 | 10 |
935 | And I thought I was the one with an oral fixation. | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
936 | Can we switch back now? | 1.3178 | 0.05160 | 129 | 96 | 25 | 8 |
937 | My wife hates me. My kids hate me. My boss hates me. Why am I not President? | 1.3178 | 0.05610 | 129 | 100 | 17 | 12 |
938 | This is how I got in trouble with my first wife. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
939 | You have no idea how comforting it is to have a mid-last century analyst. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
940 | I keep dreaming of floss | 1.3178 | 0.04920 | 129 | 94 | 29 | 6 |
941 | When I’d heard you were influenced by Dali, I’d assumed they meant Lama, Doctor. | 1.3178 | 0.05276 | 129 | 97 | 23 | 9 |
942 | Someone here is fixated, but I don't think it's me. | 1.3178 | 0.05042 | 129 | 95 | 27 | 7 |
943 | Doctor, why can't I get no satisfaction? | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
944 | A voice in my head keeps whispering, 'Feed me Seymour, feed me'. | 1.3150 | 0.05668 | 127 | 99 | 16 | 12 |
945 | Yeah, well, as your upholsterer, I think you need to take a long, hard look at these drapes. | 1.3150 | 0.05556 | 127 | 98 | 18 | 11 |
946 | So if you feel I'm no longer trapped in the oral phase, why do I feel so comfortable here? | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
947 | I just want to make sure - this is from my lips to your ears only, right? | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
948 | I'm not one to kiss and tell. | 1.3150 | 0.05556 | 127 | 98 | 18 | 11 |
949 | Strangely, my fear of intimacy seems to be worse whenever I'm here with you. | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
950 | Well it is more comfortable than the cigar couch | 1.3150 | 0.04962 | 127 | 93 | 28 | 6 |
951 | I'm hearing voices again. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
952 | I've been wondering... Do you ever find anything in the cushions? | 1.3150 | 0.05208 | 127 | 95 | 24 | 8 |
953 | To be honest, I prefer what I used to get for my $400 in this room. | 1.3150 | 0.05087 | 127 | 94 | 26 | 7 |
954 | Just write that I'm being very cool about the couch. | 1.3120 | 0.05257 | 125 | 94 | 23 | 8 |
955 | I'm feeling down in the mouth. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
956 | Do you have a couch for each psychosis? | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
957 | I feel like I'm about to be eaten alive | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
958 | I''m a Rolling Stones fan; I dig the couch. But maybe we can talk about why you chose it before we delve into why I paint everything black? | 1.3120 | 0.05005 | 125 | 92 | 27 | 6 |
959 | I have to be seen four times per week for the next five years? Well Doc, that takes care of your problems but what about mine? | 1.3115 | 0.05344 | 122 | 92 | 22 | 8 |
960 | Pretty soon, cars will drive themselves, emails will write themselves and the only job left will be interpretive dance | 1.3103 | 0.05254 | 116 | 86 | 24 | 6 |
961 | Yes, I have this ongoing fantasy that I won the caption contest at the New Yorker. | 1.3103 | 0.05532 | 116 | 88 | 20 | 8 |
962 | I have this unsettling nagging feeling that women want to devour me. | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
963 | I hope this doesn't rub off on my collar. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
964 | My honest opinion? The red is a bit much. | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
965 | Really?? You think I am the one with an oral fixation? | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
966 | Doctor, I'm in love with your couch. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
967 | I just feel like we're not talking about the surreal issues | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
968 | 'Try Botox. Gave this old sofa a new lease of life.' | 1.3089 | 0.04778 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
969 | You do realize this couch has a tongue? | 1.3089 | 0.05787 | 123 | 97 | 14 | 12 |
970 | It’s not what you think. | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
971 | And what if my wife finds lipstick on my collar? | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
972 | In my recurring nightmare I'm being chased by a giant Mick Jagger. | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
973 | Did I tell you how much I love your red couch? | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
974 | Doctor, maybe you're the one with an oral fixation. | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
975 | This isn't helping with my intimacy issues. | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
976 | Well doc, the dream begins with a woman trying to devour me . . . | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
977 | I feel like a drab grey fixture in a technicolor world. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
978 | I don't think The New Yorker can afford color ink. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
979 | So, you specialize in oral fixations? | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
980 | Doc--I think YOU have issues. | 1.3089 | 0.05431 | 123 | 94 | 20 | 9 |
981 | I need you to gloss over it one more time. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
982 | To be honest, I think my oral fixation is getting worse. | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
983 | I never knew Revlon had its own shrink. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
984 | I think you're just paying me lip service. | 1.3089 | 0.05307 | 123 | 93 | 22 | 8 |
985 | My girlfriend thinks I have an oral fixation. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
986 | I feel licked | 1.3089 | 0.05180 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
987 | I feel like my whole life resembles a bad Andy Warhol piece. | 1.3089 | 0.04916 | 123 | 90 | 28 | 5 |
988 | Where did you say this couch came from? | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
989 | You already have all the subtext you need. | 1.3089 | 0.05049 | 123 | 91 | 26 | 6 |
990 | This is not helping my oral fixation. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
991 | I can’t get no satisfaction . | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
992 | You're pretty sure it's an oral fixation? | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
993 | Regardless, I prefer to bring my own couch. | 1.3058 | 0.05609 | 121 | 94 | 17 | 10 |
994 | Doc, I try and I try, but I just can’t get no satisfaction. | 1.3058 | 0.05609 | 121 | 94 | 17 | 10 |
995 | Can we explore my recurring dream about The Rolling Stones? | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
996 | I think it was YOUR mother that made you choose this couch. | 1.3058 | 0.04671 | 121 | 87 | 31 | 3 |
997 | I feel something's been gnawing at me lately." | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
998 | I'm fine, thanks, now can I ask about the couch? | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
999 | It feels like you’re just giving lip service to my problems. | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1000 | So, you're a Rolling Stones fan? | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1001 | I'm just having a little trouble adjusting to living in Las Vegas. | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1002 | Since we started our sessions I no longer see things as black and white | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 88 | 29 | 4 |
1003 | It's part of Rooms To Go new Freudian collection | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1004 | Even your couch laughs at me. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1005 | Enough about my mother, let's talk about your oral fixation, Doctor. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1006 | I'd appreciate if you'd just look up once in a while and read my lips. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1007 | You don't think Freud would have anything to say about this? | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1008 | Something's been eating me up, doc. | 1.3058 | 0.05358 | 121 | 92 | 21 | 8 |
1009 | It kinda sucks. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1010 | I almost forgot. I have to leave early to pick up my wife at Sephora. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1011 | I think you're orally fixated too. | 1.3058 | 0.05485 | 121 | 93 | 19 | 9 |
1012 | Sometimes it just feels like I'm speaking through someone else's lips. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1013 | I guess everything isn't always black and white. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1014 | My wife and I got remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. | 1.3058 | 0.05228 | 121 | 91 | 23 | 7 |
1015 | This doesn't do a lot for my oral fixation. | 1.3058 | 0.05095 | 121 | 90 | 25 | 6 |
1016 | I’m in love with a geisha. | 1.3058 | 0.04039 | 121 | 93 | 23 | 5 |
1017 | Everywhere I go I’m reminded of her. | 1.3058 | 0.04958 | 121 | 89 | 27 | 5 |
1018 | There isn’t a moment when my mother isn’t eating me alive. | 1.3058 | 0.04522 | 121 | 91 | 25 | 5 |
1019 | Pardon me doctor but isn't that my check book? | 1.3051 | 0.05036 | 118 | 87 | 26 | 5 |
1020 | You better stick to Psychiatry. You're delusional if you think you have a future in interior design. | 1.3043 | 0.05548 | 115 | 88 | 19 | 8 |
1021 | Actually, no, it doesn't sooth me. It reminds me that nobody loves me. | 1.3043 | 0.05265 | 115 | 86 | 23 | 6 |
1022 | Really? Or are you just giving me lip service? | 1.3043 | 0.05408 | 115 | 87 | 21 | 7 |
1023 | Delusion? No I am Mick Jagger! | 1.3043 | 0.05119 | 115 | 85 | 25 | 5 |
1024 | No it is not my unconscious desire to be eaten. It really is shaped like a mouth. | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1025 | Is it just me or is it a bit warm...moist...breathy...seductive...illegal...sinful in here? | 1.3043 | 0.04967 | 115 | 84 | 27 | 4 |
1026 | Feels like lip service to me. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1027 | Are you filing your nails while I’m talking to you? | 1.3025 | 0.05541 | 119 | 92 | 18 | 9 |
1028 | Up until this moment, I've lead a colorless life. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1029 | Do those Ferragamos spark joy? | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1030 | I'm not afraid of exploring my anal and phallic stages. It's the furniture that frightens me. | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1031 | Does this couch make me look pale? | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1032 | Thank you for exactly matching the color of Mommy's lipstick. | 1.3025 | 0.05541 | 119 | 92 | 18 | 9 |
1033 | Enough about me. I think we need to talk about your relationship with your mother. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1034 | It's very nice, but if you don't mind, I'd really like to talk about my estranged son. | 1.3025 | 0.04707 | 119 | 86 | 30 | 3 |
1035 | Everyone's talking about me behind my back, doc; I'm on everyone's lips and I hate it! | 1.3025 | 0.04782 | 119 | 89 | 25 | 5 |
1036 | It's really been eating at me. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1037 | Is it true you analyzed Mick Jagger? | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1038 | Oedipus shmoedipus...I’m telling you this couch looks like my mother’s lips. | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1039 | Do you think this makes me look hot? | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1040 | How much for an extra hour, Doc? | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1041 | I just don’t know... sometimes lying here I get this feeling that life is swallowing me up | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1042 | You'll never believe it, Doc. It was surreal. | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1043 | Why do YOU think I only talk about sex here? | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1044 | So, you have a Salvador Dali fetish too? | 1.3025 | 0.05541 | 119 | 92 | 18 | 9 |
1045 | I met a gin-soaked, bar-room queen in Memphis... | 1.3025 | 0.04929 | 119 | 90 | 23 | 6 |
1046 | Frankly, I feel like you are giving me lip service. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1047 | What will you take for the couch? | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1048 | Huh. For some reason I thought you were Freudian. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1049 | Listen you’re the Psychologist , you tell me the significance of a red couch in a black and white world. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1050 | I feel like I’m constantly being swallowed by this existential angst | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1051 | You just wrote down "oral fixation," didn't you?! | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1052 | Would it be wrong to ask for a hug? | 1.3025 | 0.05000 | 119 | 88 | 26 | 5 |
1053 | The Rolling Stones' Separation Anxiety Tour | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1054 | Do you mind if I roll over? | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1055 | Your couch somehow reminds me of my mother | 1.3025 | 0.05411 | 119 | 91 | 20 | 8 |
1056 | It might make therapy seem like lip service. | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1057 | What is your couch trying to tell us, Doctor? | 1.3025 | 0.05277 | 119 | 90 | 22 | 7 |
1058 | And you know what REALLY chaps my ass? | 1.3025 | 0.03591 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
1059 | Frankly, I think you're just giving me lip service | 1.3025 | 0.05141 | 119 | 89 | 24 | 6 |
1060 | I'm concerned that if we overcome my oral fixation, your interior designer will also move to the next stage. | 1.3025 | 0.04856 | 119 | 87 | 28 | 4 |
1061 | So, are you now more comfortable trading places? | 1.3011 | 0.06074 | 93 | 71 | 16 | 6 |
1062 | Sometimes a set of luscious red lips is just a set a luscious red lips | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1063 | I keep having this feeling I will be eaten alive | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1064 | Thanks for letting me bring my own couch doc. I think it'll help me talk through my oral fixation issues. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1065 | This is the dream I was telling you about. | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1066 | For some reason I’ve been feeling especially alluring. | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1067 | Your couch needs a breath mint. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1068 | Since I've been coming here, it feels like people are talking about me behind my back. | 1.2991 | 0.04421 | 117 | 83 | 33 | 1 |
1069 | I feel like I forgot to floss. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1070 | I keep telling myself a kiss is just a kiss. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1071 | All I can remember is sinking into her huge ruby red lips. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1072 | Is this couch transitioning, too? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1073 | Doc, I'm not paying you for lip service here. | 1.2991 | 0.04896 | 117 | 86 | 27 | 4 |
1074 | Could we switch seats while we explore my mommy issues? | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1075 | Maybe we should be trading seats .... | 1.2991 | 0.05728 | 117 | 92 | 15 | 10 |
1076 | It is complex, I feel as though I am about to be simultaneously loved and eaten. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1077 | It makes me feel like I’m on the tip of its tongue. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1078 | I feel like she’s swallowing me whole | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1079 | Maybe you're the one having a midlife crisis. | 1.2991 | 0.05328 | 117 | 89 | 21 | 7 |
1080 | Did I just make a Freudian lip?” | 1.2991 | 0.05728 | 117 | 92 | 15 | 10 |
1081 | I feel as if I'm lying on a huge pair of lips, but that may just be my inner Freud talking. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1082 | I had a nightmare about this couch - I dreamed that I owned it. | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1083 | I feel like you're just giving me lip service, doc. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1084 | Is that a Mont Blanc? | 1.2991 | 0.05465 | 117 | 90 | 19 | 8 |
1085 | We take Freud's 'oral fixation' theory very seriously. | 1.2991 | 0.04743 | 117 | 85 | 29 | 3 |
1086 | And then I dreamed that a crazy billionaire playboy had been elected President.. | 1.2991 | 0.05188 | 117 | 88 | 23 | 6 |
1087 | Doc, I can't help feeling like this is a kiss off session. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1088 | What do you do for patients with an anal fixation? | 1.2991 | 0.05728 | 117 | 92 | 15 | 10 |
1089 | My last therapist gave me lip service too. | 1.2991 | 0.05044 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1090 | Now, read it back to me. This time in a French accent with a slight lisp. | 1.2991 | 0.05598 | 117 | 91 | 17 | 9 |
1091 | Ok...but when you make the referral can you say ‘persnickety’ instead of ‘obsessive’? | 1.2991 | 0.05821 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1092 | I don’t have a problem. I just love your couch. | 1.2991 | 0.05180 | 107 | 79 | 24 | 4 |
1093 | What is the couch for a woman? | 1.2981 | 0.05271 | 104 | 77 | 23 | 4 |
1094 | How long have I been asleep? | 1.2966 | 0.05150 | 118 | 89 | 23 | 6 |
1095 | Sometimes I get this irrational feeling that I'm being swallowed alive. | 1.2966 | 0.05289 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 7 |
1096 | I'm color blind. Why do you ask? | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1097 | And that's when I realized that I'd never be like Mick Jagger. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1098 | Doctor, it's only here where I feel the love. | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1099 | For some reason I feel that I Can't Get No Satisfaction ... | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1100 | I don't know, no matter where I am, I just feel like I'm living in a hyper-sexualized culture. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1101 | I sometimes wonder what I am missing being color blind. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1102 | Why, yes; I DO believe in subliminal messages. | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1103 | I thought it was the lap of luxury | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1104 | The problem is me and my big mouth. | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1105 | Is it true that sometimes a couch is just a couch? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1106 | Are you really listening or are you just giving me lip service? | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1107 | My life feels so surreal. | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1108 | A Freudian's lip? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1109 | Frankly, my oral fixation worsens during our sessions. | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1110 | Did your mother wear bright lipstick? | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1111 | There’s something gnawing at me. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1112 | My old shrink was a hack. He insisted I had an oral fixation. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1113 | Why yes, being in this position has been a fantasy of mine. | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1114 | Mmm...what exactly was the big idea behind bringing your own couch..? | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1115 | Tell me more about your Mick Jaggar infatuation . | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1116 | I feel the love, now what exactly is the question? | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1117 | i know it's your office doc but how do i explain the lipstick stain to my wife" | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1118 | Thats it doc..... sometimes a kiss is just a kiss | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1119 | I see you are stuck in the oral stage | 1.2957 | 0.05380 | 115 | 88 | 20 | 7 |
1120 | I just feel so chapped. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1121 | I do want more romance in my life, but isn’t this taking it too far? | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1122 | A breakthrough is so close, I can almost taste it. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1123 | I always feel like you're taking my wife's side. | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1124 | Wow, I never realized until these sessions, but I think she is just consuming me." | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1125 | My addiction to contemporary furniture is becoming an issue. | 1.2957 | 0.04779 | 115 | 84 | 28 | 3 |
1126 | You’re not writing this down, are you? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
1127 | I feel like I'm being swallowed up, you know? | 1.2957 | 0.04937 | 115 | 85 | 26 | 4 |
1128 | So, Doctor, how long have you had this Marilyn Monroe fetish? | 1.2957 | 0.05089 | 115 | 86 | 24 | 5 |
1129 | Doctor,I think you're the one with the oral fixation. | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
1130 | It’s Freudian slip, not lips | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1131 | This is amazing, and it just came to me out of nowhere: I have an oral fixation. | 1.2931 | 0.05613 | 116 | 91 | 16 | 9 |
1132 | So Mick Jagger used to live here? | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1133 | I can’t explain it, but for some reason I’m feeling down in the mouth. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1134 | Can I take my shoes off? | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1135 | Of course, I appreciate confidentiality--but SEALED WITH A KISS? | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1136 | I’ve heard Jagger used to be a patient of yours. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1137 | Tell me again, why is this called the Steven Tyler / Mick Jagger approach? | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1138 | I keep thinking I smell cherry chapstick | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1139 | Surrounding my Oedipis Complex with Surrealism really is not helping! | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1140 | Maybe we should talk about YOUR mother. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1141 | I don't know, everything just reminds me of her lips | 1.2920 | 0.04650 | 113 | 82 | 29 | 2 |
1142 | Sorry Doctor, was that a Freudian lip? | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1143 | Sometimes I just feel like the world is about to open wide and swallow me whole, you know, doc? | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1144 | I'm sorry, doctor. I can't escape the feeling that I'm stuck in a Dali painting. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1145 | Do you ever feel like you are being swallowed by your emotions? | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1146 | I can't help but think that you may not be best suited to cure me of my oral fixation. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1147 | So why do you think you can't sleep | 1.2920 | 0.05433 | 113 | 87 | 19 | 7 |
1148 | I have this strange feeling you're just giving me lip service. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1149 | Hot lips Houlihan..i cant get her out of my mind | 1.2920 | 0.04817 | 113 | 83 | 27 | 3 |
1150 | I seem to have developed an oral fixation | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1151 | I agree that this might speed things up, but my mother's lipstick was not nearly this red. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1152 | Are you doodling? | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1153 | I tell you, Doc. This Oedipus thing is eating me alive. | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1154 | Night after night,I dream of being in a Dali painting | 1.2920 | 0.05286 | 113 | 86 | 21 | 6 |
1155 | Your sharing office space with a brothel is no big deal, but I think I'm stuck to the couch. | 1.2920 | 0.04978 | 113 | 84 | 25 | 4 |
1156 | Her lips were almost as big as this couch | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1157 | From your lips to God’s ears, I have NO issues with my father. | 1.2920 | 0.05577 | 113 | 88 | 17 | 8 |
1158 | You’ve got to help me doc. I always have the feeling that I’m being eaten alive. | 1.2920 | 0.05134 | 113 | 85 | 23 | 5 |
1159 | No, I don't think I have an oral fixation. I think I know myself a bit better than that. Nice couch by the way." | 1.2913 | 0.05455 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1160 | You know, I've always wanted to buy this couch from Design Within Reach but I'm glad you did because, honestly, it's not that comfortable and it wouldn't pair well with the rest of my living room. Anyway, I still don't know why my children hate me. | 1.2909 | 0.04253 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1161 | I know what you're thinking. | 1.2909 | 0.04892 | 110 | 81 | 26 | 3 |
1162 | I’m the doctor. My sexuality isn’t relevant | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1163 | Why do I feel that you are just giving me lip service? | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1164 | I feel this couch is only amplifying my size insecurities... | 1.2909 | 0.05379 | 110 | 84 | 20 | 6 |
1165 | I feel like I'm just getting lip service.... | 1.2909 | 0.05681 | 110 | 86 | 16 | 8 |
1166 | Your wife redecorating again? | 1.2909 | 0.05532 | 110 | 85 | 18 | 7 |
1167 | I think this is just lipservice. | 1.2909 | 0.05222 | 110 | 83 | 22 | 5 |
1168 | I'm tired of putting lipstick on my problems. | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1169 | I just feel like I'm about to be swallowed whole, Doc. | 1.2895 | 0.05096 | 114 | 86 | 23 | 5 |
1170 | I’m just not feeling the love. | 1.2895 | 0.05246 | 114 | 87 | 21 | 6 |
1171 | How many smackeroos will this run me? | 1.2895 | 0.05392 | 114 | 88 | 19 | 7 |
1172 | I don't think you can just kiss it and make it better | 1.2895 | 0.04616 | 114 | 83 | 29 | 2 |
1173 | The love seat is pretty comfortable, though this seems an odd position to discuss my investment strategy in. | 1.2895 | 0.04941 | 114 | 85 | 25 | 4 |
1174 | I don't know Doc,. I feel like I'm being eaten alive | 1.2895 | 0.05534 | 114 | 89 | 17 | 8 |
1175 | I heard you are the best for oral fixations. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1176 | This is wonderful. I'm no longer feeling blue. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1177 | I can’t get no satisfaction, doctor. | 1.2883 | 0.05919 | 111 | 89 | 12 | 10 |
1178 | Sorry, but I am still feeling blue. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1179 | Wherever I go I see red lips. | 1.2883 | 0.04413 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1180 | We’re just trolling the readers of the New Yorker with yet another damned psychiatrist cartoon, aren’t we? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1181 | I have this weekly fear I'm gonna be eaten alive... | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1182 | I have this constant feeling of being eaten alive. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1183 | And how would you define "oral fixation?" | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1184 | I feel compelled to talk about my oral fixation. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1185 | Read my lips, I...Think...You...Suck. | 1.2883 | 0.05259 | 111 | 87 | 17 | 7 |
1186 | You know, there’s something about this couch that makes me want to open up and talk more. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1187 | Dr, I'd be more comfortable letting the couch do my talking. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1188 | You’re not just giving me lip service, are you? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1189 | For some reason, as soon as I start talking to you, I feel like a cigarette. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1190 | I take it this room used to be the honeymoon suite? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1191 | I'm a lip reader, not a mind reader. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1192 | I always feel down in the mouth for some reason.... | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1193 | I FEEL like I'm just paying for lip service. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1194 | Pig on a lipstick | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1195 | This isn't helping with my Mick Jagger obsession. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1196 | You bet I'm depressed. Why is my cartoon caption never selected? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1197 | I really feel down in the mouth, but I can’t say why..... | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
1198 | I just can't shake the feeling that my oral fixation only seems to rear its head when I am talking to you. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1199 | No, that was just the couch burping | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1200 | I try and I try, but I just don’t seem able to get any satisfaction. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1201 | Doc! I can't stop thinking about the way she used to kiss me! | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1202 | I love your new Boca office, Dr. Firth. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1203 | This sofa makes me feel like talking. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1204 | After six months of these appointments, I feel like all I'm getting is lip service. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1205 | Does this pillow represent a cold sore? | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1206 | Oral fixations aside, I think we are making progress. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1207 | I thought the memory foam would help me remember. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1208 | I'm torn between a matte and a glossy finish for this session. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1209 | It was such a surreal dream — I can’t seem to shake it. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1210 | I feel like “oral fixation” is your go-to. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1211 | This is much better than your colon couch | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1212 | "At least I'm not stuck in the anal stage. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1213 | I keep dreaming I'm in The Rocky horror Picture Show. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1214 | Really. I only think of infidelity when I'm in your office. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1215 | Are erotic thoughts permitted? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1216 | I feel like the world is eating me alive. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1217 | She bites my head off every chance she gets. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1218 | Before we begin, I do agree that Psychoanalysis is a lip-service industry. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1219 | After our sessions are over, I just tell everyone to kiss off. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1220 | I wish you had gone more mid-century modern and less tap-into-my-deepest-anxieties. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1221 | Did you know my mother? | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1222 | Is it normal to have a Freudian lip in your office? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1223 | Do you find that a love seat works better than a sofa? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1224 | Mind you , most of my fantasies are in black and white . | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1225 | Why do I get the feeling that you want to kiss me off? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1226 | Well Doc, I have a fear of cannibals. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1227 | I think I'm over my fear of women wearing red lipstick. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1228 | Yes, my illusions about becoming a Republican are reaching new heights. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1229 | In the dream the hotdog asks me where I went to collagen. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1230 | No, I don't kiss and tell. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1231 | My dermatologist suggested I try lip therapy. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1232 | Put me down for Frebruary 14th. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1233 | I'm not paying you to kiss my ass.. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1234 | It's time to kiss mommy goodbye. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1235 | I appreciate that you never tell me to kiss off! | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1236 | Yes, but the teeth. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1237 | If only this sofa could talk, eh Doc? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1238 | I know YOUR lips are sealed, but what about your couch? | 1.2883 | 0.04505 | 111 | 80 | 30 | 1 |
1239 | Why, yes, as a matter of fact, Mummy DID wear bright red lipstick. Why? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1240 | So you're saying I may be merely paying lip service, instead of facing my problems. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1241 | Just read my lips, doc. I don’t feel like talking today. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1242 | Perhaps I should be the one taking notes. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1243 | Can't wait to see the couch you use when I graduate from the oral phase! | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1244 | Really, it's frustrating when all of the answers seem to be on the tip of my tongue. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1245 | Your new decor is not helping with my sex addiction. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1246 | Lip service? Is that all I get for two-hundred-twenty-five dollars an hour? | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1247 | Do you tell all your clients they’re stuck in the oral stage of development? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1248 | Well I guess when you credited yourself as the “Love Doctor”, I didn’t have this in mind | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1249 | I feel like a rock and roll icon when I am here. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1250 | I'm starting to think I have an oral fixation. | 1.2883 | 0.04505 | 111 | 80 | 30 | 1 |
1251 | My wife’s going to know I’ve been at the therapist. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1252 | Do you read lips? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1253 | So after the divorce all you had left was a box of red crayons, this couch, and a pair of scissors ... and you want to talk about my childhood? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1254 | I believe the whitening treatment was overkill! | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1255 | At every office visit, for some reason I have flashbacks of "Kiss Me Kate"! | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1256 | I feel as though Marilyn Monroe is devouring me. | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1257 | An oral fetish? Does anyone say it doesn’t remind them of lipstick? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1258 | I keep dreaming I'm being eaten by the Rolling Stones. | 1.2883 | 0.04505 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1259 | Have a recurring nightmare that I'm sleeping on a large, red pair of lips. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1260 | Mind if we gloss over the Oedipal stuff, Doc? | 1.2883 | 0.05779 | 111 | 88 | 14 | 9 |
1261 | Sometimes I think I'm just a slip of the tongue to you. | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1262 | Chapstick? | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1263 | It feels like you're giving me lip service, Mr. Maybelline. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1264 | Can you couch this in terms I can understand? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1265 | At least it's not wet. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1266 | All you do is work, Phil. Come sit next to me. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1267 | When I’m here with you, for some reason, I just feel tongue tied. | 1.2883 | 0.05020 | 111 | 83 | 24 | 4 |
1268 | I do tend to gloss over things. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1269 | I have problems with women. In fact, sometimes I feel like I'm being eaten alive | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1270 | Sir,do you think I can have my chair back and start asking you the questions now? | 1.2883 | 0.05337 | 111 | 85 | 20 | 6 |
1271 | Ever get the feeling that you're just not taken seriously? | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1272 | Do you have something less,I don't know,moist? | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1273 | My thoughts are blue, this couch is red- tell me now how to mend my head | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1274 | I just feel like things have been eating me up" | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1275 | I believe it's you who has the oral fixation, dear Doctor! | 1.2883 | 0.05635 | 111 | 87 | 16 | 8 |
1276 | Run that by me again? You think I'M the one with an oral fixation? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1277 | I think I need more than lip service. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1278 | Wow, Doc. This sofa really says it all. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1279 | I feel you're only giving me lip service. | 1.2883 | 0.05488 | 111 | 86 | 18 | 7 |
1280 | Then she kisses me with her big red lips and I wake up. What does it mean, Doc? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1281 | I need something more than your lip service. | 1.2883 | 0.04855 | 111 | 82 | 26 | 3 |
1282 | The shape- the color -the hue! All reminders of your lucious curvaceous wife. | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1283 | Doctor, I think my oral fixation is getting worse, not better. | 1.2883 | 0.04683 | 111 | 81 | 28 | 2 |
1284 | Hey Doc. Are you sure that oral fixation diagnosis is not just a projection? | 1.2883 | 0.05181 | 111 | 84 | 22 | 5 |
1285 | This is an unorthodox way to cure my Philematophobia. | 1.2870 | 0.05271 | 108 | 82 | 21 | 5 |
1286 | Nope... still uncomfortable | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1287 | What I'm thinking?" Loose lips sink ships | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1288 | At first, it seemed like it would be tight-lipped. But it's actually quite comfortable. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1289 | You aren’t the “kiss and tell” type, are you? | 1.2870 | 0.05432 | 108 | 83 | 19 | 6 |
1290 | Your pen is out of ink. | 1.2870 | 0.05589 | 108 | 84 | 17 | 7 |
1291 | I realize I'm here because of my inability to focus but that's a really great jacket. Can I ask where you bought it? | 1.2857 | 0.05141 | 112 | 85 | 22 | 5 |
1292 | You're the oral fixation expert, what do you think? | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1293 | Has this couch been tested for STDs? | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1294 | Could I try the father issues couch next time? | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1295 | Now, you tell me about your wife. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1296 | So far all I've got from you is a bunch of lip service. | 1.2844 | 0.05544 | 109 | 85 | 17 | 7 |
1297 | To be honest, I feel like you’re just giving me lip service. | 1.2844 | 0.05229 | 109 | 83 | 21 | 5 |
1298 | Have you read The Vagina Monologues? | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1299 | I hope you got this on sale. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
1300 | Read my lips no new issues ! | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1301 | But isn't it an improvement from the last time, when I had the blues? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1302 | Analyze me like one of your French girls. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1303 | So you think I'm the one with the oral fixation? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1304 | Was your last patient crying? The pillow is wet | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1305 | Doc, call me nuts--but I'm thinking the printer may have gotten a deal on red ink. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1306 | I like your new couch, doc. Any chance I can lay face down?" | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1307 | Expensive lip service, Doc | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1308 | I never trust anyone with a turtle neck | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1309 | I see what you're going for here, but my mother wore a different shade of lipstick. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1310 | I may have “glossed” over some of the most important parts. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1311 | Why did you give up marriage counseling? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1312 | You’re the one with the oral fixation. | 1.2830 | 0.05958 | 106 | 85 | 12 | 9 |
1313 | Before I start, can we talk about you first. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1314 | Have you got any chapstick? | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1315 | My designer said it spoke to her | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1316 | Why do I get the feeling that I'm only paying for lip service? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1317 | I feel so inadequate. I never win the New Yorker caption contests. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1318 | By the way, I like your company name: Kiss and Tell. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1319 | It's Dalian, not Freudian. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1320 | And then my mother said, "Don't give me any more of your lip!" | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1321 | I keep looking for love in all the wrong places. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1322 | I'd like this session in a more serious shade." | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1323 | I’ve heard you’re the best therapist in the Poconos | 1.2830 | 0.05958 | 106 | 85 | 12 | 9 |
1324 | I keep seeing a big long red tie; what does it mean. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1325 | Why am I now experiencing a premonition that I going to be swallowed by Lady Gaga? | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1326 | I can't escape the feeling that people are only giving me lip service. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1327 | For once I would like to be brutally honest with you - I hate the new couch. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1328 | Sorry, but as a Marriage Therapist, I only have a love seat. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1329 | It's the red; it just screams vanity and insincerity. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1330 | Redecorating to get this couch for your narcissistic patients was brilliant -they'll love getting their a** kissed. | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1331 | Time´s up, next week: Vagina! | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1332 | ‘Oral fixation’, you say? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1333 | Is this couch going to leave a stain? That's how I got in trouble the first time. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1334 | You're not just offering me lip service, are you? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1335 | Getting back to my oral fixation... | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1336 | Exactly whose mother are we talking about? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1337 | At least your lip service is covered by my insurance. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1338 | It just all seems like lip service. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1339 | I don’t know, for some reason I can’t get the words out. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1340 | I just want to know. Are those Freudian's lips | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1341 | An oral fixation. How so? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1342 | Your new couch makes me want to smoke some weed and blast some Stones tunes. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1343 | Add Dentophobia to the list. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1344 | From my lips to yours. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1345 | No more lip service, Please ! | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1346 | I can’t help but get the impression that you are biased when you say that I am stuck in the oral stage | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1347 | And then, Doctor, he said, 'If we could prove the President clearly did not commit a crime, we would have said so.' | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1348 | From God's mouth to your ear! | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1349 | A little Barry White should do the trick. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1350 | Sometimes doc, I feel like you are just giving me lip service. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1351 | Doc, I need help. I can't figure out my sleep number. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1352 | Stiff upper lip and all that. | 1.2830 | 0.04880 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1353 | Kinda goes with the turtleneck | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1354 | You can't always get what you want? That's your advice? Boy, Mick Jaggeran therapy sucks! | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1355 | First off, I would like to thank you for making yourself available for this parent teacher conference. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1356 | I feel lipstuck. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1357 | I was fine when we started now I'm feeling pouty. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1358 | By the way, I like the Freudian slip-covers | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1359 | Is everything about sex? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1360 | Any idea why I only feel down in the mouth when I come here, Doc? | 1.2830 | 0.05236 | 106 | 83 | 17 | 6 |
1361 | Oh, and you think I have Mommy issues! | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1362 | Frankly, doctor, I was hoping for more than lip service. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1363 | You've certainly aroused my id but I'd prefer your super-ego couch. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1364 | Read my lips - no new lapses! | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1365 | Reverse psychology, no? | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1366 | Can we agree to dispense with the same old lip service I've gotten from every other therapist? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1367 | Did I tell you that's a lovely jacket you have on. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1368 | I feel like my past is eating away at me. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1369 | Accused of an oral fixation, can you believe it? | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1370 | I feel so...loved. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1371 | Each week I feel you’re only giving me lip service | 1.2830 | 0.05805 | 106 | 84 | 14 | 8 |
1372 | I tell you Doc, I think I'm going crazy! Ever since she and I broke up, I imagine that I see her luscious red lips everywhere I go. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1373 | All I can think about is oral sex.. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1374 | No, I'm not reminded of my mother. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1375 | My therapy here has taught me it’s not all black and white. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1376 | Quit kissing my ass, Doc. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1377 | I should have beleived them when they said you would kiss it and make it better. | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1378 | ‘I think you might be right doctor. I hadn’t thought if it before, but oral fixation makes sense...’ | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1379 | I’d like to move beyond your standard lip service. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1380 | I know you’re a love doctor, but this couch is a little much, no? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1381 | You say Mick Jagger once owned this apartment? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1382 | Can you split the bill evenly between my personalities?" | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1383 | I have this recurring dream of being swallowed. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1384 | So, I feel like a hotdog inside a tomato. Is there something wrong about that? | 1.2830 | 0.04787 | 106 | 78 | 26 | 2 |
1385 | Still no satisfaction. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1386 | Do you have a King Kong sofa, Dr. B? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1387 | So you feel like you’re being swallowed, very interesting. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1388 | And now my wife won't speak to me. Every week, I come home with all these smears in a shade that doesn't match hers. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1389 | Either this therapy sucks, or it's your couch. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1390 | You can't say I'm being "tongue in cheek" when there is literally, a tongue in my cheeks. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1391 | Well, it all started when I dreamed I was lying on a therapist's couch shaped like my mother's lips. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1392 | For some reason, I keep thinking of Major Houlihan. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1393 | I fear your lips are not sealed. | 1.2830 | 0.05648 | 106 | 83 | 16 | 7 |
1394 | I heard you specialize in oral fixations | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1395 | I keep thinking I see Mick Jagger everywhere. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1396 | This won't smudge my suit, will it? | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1397 | I feel like she's always there. | 1.2830 | 0.04972 | 106 | 79 | 24 | 3 |
1398 | I put a rest to lip service. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1399 | How much if I use last season’s couch? | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1400 | I like this new couch, the old one was getting chapped. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1401 | I see you’re a Rolling Stones fan. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1402 | I feel like my fear of conversation is eating me alive. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1403 | I dreamt I was a giant ChapStick. | 1.2830 | 0.05487 | 106 | 82 | 18 | 6 |
1404 | I can't get the words out of my mouth. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1405 | I feel uncomfortable telling you this, Dr. Lipschitz. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1406 | She seems to be consuming me. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1407 | In my dream I’m naked, but wearing bright red lipstick. | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1408 | You think it's a problem that your couch reminds me of my mother? | 1.2830 | 0.05149 | 106 | 80 | 22 | 4 |
1409 | Now that we've switched places, tell me what your problem is. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1410 | Flipping on the vibration will help with unpacking my childhood traumas. | 1.2830 | 0.05321 | 106 | 81 | 20 | 5 |
1411 | Pucker-punched. The new hypnosis. | 1.2830 | 0.04596 | 106 | 82 | 20 | 4 |
1412 | I suddenly feel a little uncomfortable talking about my mother. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1413 | I'd be lying , doctor, if I told you I didn't come back for the lips. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1414 | So, what am I paying for this lip-service ? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1415 | I keep having the sensation that I'm being swallowed alive. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1416 | I was referred to you by Mick Jagger. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1417 | I can't help but feel you're paying me lip service. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1418 | Tell me more about your Dali-ence. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1419 | I have no direction home. Like a Rolling Stone. | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1420 | Is that you smacking your lips? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1421 | Does Revlon provide you with a stipend as well? | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1422 | A kiss is still a kiss, but sometimes a couch is just a couch. | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1423 | I didn't start with an oral fixation, but I think I have one now. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1424 | I'm not really listening as you've only paid for lip service | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1425 | Why do you always diagnose me with an oral fixation? | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1426 | Did you steal this couch from the Dali museum? | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1427 | At times I sense that she's consuming me. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1428 | After every session with you, I have nightmares about Mick Jagger. | 1.2804 | 0.05277 | 107 | 82 | 20 | 5 |
1429 | My problem is that I keep hearing voices. | 1.2804 | 0.04560 | 107 | 78 | 28 | 1 |
1430 | At last...wish fulfillment! | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1431 | You know, you're fly is open. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
1432 | I keep dreaming that Mae West keeps inviting me upstairs | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1433 | I assure you, this is much more comfortable than what my anally fixated patients get to lie on. | 1.2804 | 0.05757 | 107 | 85 | 14 | 8 |
1434 | You just giving me lip service? | 1.2804 | 0.05442 | 107 | 83 | 18 | 6 |
1435 | Sometimes I think you are just playing lip service to my problems. | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1436 | Do you think it could be an oral fixation? | 1.2804 | 0.04932 | 107 | 80 | 24 | 3 |
1437 | My insurance covers this right? | 1.2804 | 0.05908 | 107 | 86 | 12 | 9 |
1438 | It's true, I've never been kissed. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1439 | Do you really think this is the best way to approach my need for oral gratification? | 1.2804 | 0.05602 | 107 | 84 | 16 | 7 |
1440 | You think this is an appropriate couch for sex therapists ? | 1.2804 | 0.04750 | 107 | 79 | 26 | 2 |
1441 | My phobias have diminished but I have started having nightmares of being eaten by Mick Jagger. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1442 | Funny -- all these years I thought it was called Freudian Slip. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1443 | How odd that right now I can vividly remember my mom's lipstick. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
1444 | Death is not the end. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1445 | Are all your patients obsessed with sex? | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1446 | It's like you're just giving lip service. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1447 | I see you installed ceiling mirrors. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1448 | Remember... from your lips to Gods ears... | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1449 | Why, yes, my mother did wear red a lot. | 1.2788 | 0.05372 | 104 | 80 | 19 | 5 |
1450 | I keep dreaming that I'm being eaten by the Cheshire Cat. | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1451 | Not sure if you're writing notes or just drawing me. | 1.2788 | 0.05543 | 104 | 81 | 17 | 6 |
1452 | Sometime's I feel like I'm just a cigar. | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1453 | So, tell me. What's biting you? | 1.2788 | 0.05709 | 104 | 82 | 15 | 7 |
1454 | Gene Simmons recommended you | 1.2788 | 0.05012 | 104 | 78 | 23 | 3 |
1455 | I feel like I’m never taken seriously. | 1.2788 | 0.03335 | 104 | 83 | 18 | 3 |
1456 | This is wet | 1.2778 | 0.05398 | 108 | 84 | 18 | 6 |
1457 | Your CV says you specialize in patients with an oral fixation. | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1458 | But I feel blue | 1.2762 | 0.05152 | 105 | 80 | 21 | 4 |
1459 | Sometimes it’s almost like I sexualize furniture. | 1.2762 | 0.05661 | 105 | 83 | 15 | 7 |
1460 | No, Doc. Not red behind. I said, "You've read my mind, read my mind." | 1.2762 | 0.05327 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 5 |
1461 | Love is all around me but I can't find it. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1462 | Do YOU have a Fetish? | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1463 | Do you validate parking | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1464 | It feels good, but I'm worried about the teeth. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1465 | This is not helping my germaphobia, doc. I have no idea where these lips have been. | 1.2745 | 0.05242 | 102 | 78 | 20 | 4 |
1466 | It’s funny Doc, I’m beginning to feel like I just might be able to love again. | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1467 | The problem is there is no right on red. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1468 | Can I sleep here tonite ? | 1.2745 | 0.05054 | 102 | 77 | 22 | 3 |
1469 | Maybe it's just me, but lately it seems like I'm getting a lot of lip from everybody. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1470 | I’m just so fucking bald. Look how bald I am. So fucking bald. Easy for you to tell me what to do. You’ve got a great fucking head of hair. Fuck. Look at me. I’m fucking bald. So goddamn bald. BALD. Bald bald bald bald. Nice couch, by the way. | 1.2745 | 0.03164 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
1471 | A little more of my story and you'll really see why my life sucks. | 1.2745 | 0.03727 | 102 | 76 | 26 | 0 |
1472 | A stiff upper lip? | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1473 | It feels chapped. | 1.2745 | 0.05937 | 102 | 82 | 12 | 8 |
1474 | Yes, it’s bothering me! | 1.2745 | 0.04654 | 102 | 75 | 26 | 1 |
1475 | I fantasize about her eating me alive!!! | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1476 | Best one hundred bucks an hour job ever!!!!! | 1.2745 | 0.05771 | 102 | 81 | 14 | 7 |
1477 | I think I’ve developed an oral fixation. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1478 | I have this recurring nightmare that loose lips sink ships. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1479 | I'm sorry, but I feel you're just giving me lip service. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1480 | Doc, it's my big mouth again | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1481 | Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. | 1.2745 | 0.05601 | 102 | 80 | 16 | 6 |
1482 | I feel like I’m about to be eaten. I can’t explain it. | 1.2745 | 0.05424 | 102 | 79 | 18 | 5 |
1483 | Very comfortable. But it's missing teeth. Does that mean anything, Doctor? | 1.2736 | 0.04746 | 106 | 79 | 25 | 2 |
1484 | Lip Synching, Couch Surfing....you’ve advised me to free associate | 1.2703 | 0.04948 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 4 |
1485 | And you thought the turtleneck was tacky. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1486 | I feel I'm on everybody's lips. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1487 | Philemaphobia exposure therapy | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1488 | I have this irrational fear of being eaten alive. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1489 | The oral stage of development? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1490 | I have this persistent sensation of being eaten alive. | 1.2700 | 0.05835 | 100 | 80 | 13 | 7 |
1491 | It is right on my tongue. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1492 | Can we cancel till you get a blue couch? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1493 | Why do I feel you’re just giving me lip service? | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1494 | I just can't get past the oral stage. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1495 | After a year of therapy, why haven't I gotten past this oral fixation, doc? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1496 | This is the couch we use for oral fixations. Be grateful you weren't diagnosed with anal personality. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1497 | Doc, my oral fixation's eating me alive. | 1.2700 | 0.03439 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
1498 | I knew I would feel comfortable talking to you. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1499 | I’m just paying for lip service, right? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1500 | Dang it! I never should have told you that, I have such a big mouth! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1501 | I feel damp! | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1502 | And then it turns out to just be a pistol in my pocket after all. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1503 | Maybe I shouldn’t have told you about the herpes. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1504 | You call it oral fixation, I call it comfy. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1505 | Maybe I've been glossing over my problems. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1506 | Don't put SWAK on my 'script. It creeps my pharmacy out. | 1.2700 | 0.05660 | 100 | 79 | 15 | 6 |
1507 | Are you sure there are no teeth? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1508 | Listen, you can tell me anything. My lips are sealed. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1509 | It feels like I'm down in the mouth. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1510 | MAE we please stop DALIing around? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1511 | Is this why you call it Houlihan's Syndrome? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1512 | Is this because of the "lip service" comment I made last week? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1513 | You look uptight. How about you lie down and I take the notes. | 1.2700 | 0.04894 | 100 | 75 | 23 | 2 |
1514 | Very interesting. Now, why do you think you are having this reoccurring nightmare about being eaten alive by a woman wearing bright red lipstick? | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1515 | Is there an obvious metaphor here, or is it all in my mind? | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1516 | Yes, my Mother did wear bright red lipstick. Why do you ask? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1517 | What happened to your peacock lounger? | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1518 | So then I dreamed I was being swallowed by a giant pair of lips. | 1.2700 | 0.05096 | 100 | 76 | 21 | 3 |
1519 | So I followed your advice and told them all to kiss off! | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1520 | I invented the Wax Moustache, Wax Teeth, Wax Vampire Fangs, but I've hit a creative block... | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1521 | I dunno, doc… It’s, well, it’s like I’m being swallowed in kitsch. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1522 | Once on the lips, forever on the hips. | 1.2700 | 0.05478 | 100 | 78 | 17 | 5 |
1523 | When I said 'I feel unloved', I was expecting a more conversational solution. | 1.2700 | 0.05291 | 100 | 77 | 19 | 4 |
1524 | I'd like a large, exciting life and a small, decaf cappuccino, please. | 1.2688 | 0.05542 | 93 | 72 | 17 | 4 |
1525 | Are these lips sealed, Doc? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1526 | I don't feel I'm making any progress when I come to see you, doctor. I keep feeling you're just giving me lip service. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1527 | I keep having dreams of Carol Channing. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1528 | You say your mother wore red lipstick? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1529 | Doc, it's times like these that I feel like a... well, like a dick. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1530 | Well not everything reminds me of my mother. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1531 | How's the sketch coming along? | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1532 | I’ll tell you about my mother, but first peel me a grape. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1533 | I mean it just seems surreal, don’t you think? | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1534 | I’m thinking about what a red couch means. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1535 | The problem's on the tip of my tongue | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1536 | I keep having this repetitive dream that I'm being eaten alive by Kim Kardashian. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1537 | I'm going deep in the red. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1538 | A moment on the lips. | 1.2680 | 0.06133 | 97 | 79 | 10 | 8 |
1539 | Tell me about your oral fixation, Doctor. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1540 | It's her lips, I can't stop thinking about her lips. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1541 | The first thing I notice about a woman is her smile. | 1.2680 | 0.06133 | 97 | 79 | 10 | 8 |
1542 | Maybe I'm paranoid but I feel like I'm being swallowed by Taylor Swift. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1543 | Mick referred me. Said he was satisfied with your treatment. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1544 | I’m afraid lip service will not help you. | 1.2680 | 0.05185 | 97 | 74 | 20 | 3 |
1545 | Is the lipstick colorfast? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1546 | I’m not the only one seeing this, right? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1547 | I have this recurring dream of being eaten alive and frankly this couch is not helping. | 1.2680 | 0.05956 | 97 | 78 | 12 | 7 |
1548 | I've developed a fetish for big, bright red lips. I'm obsessed. Even in this present moment it's all I can think about. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1549 | The couch? It's a Freudian lip. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1550 | This isn't the kind of intimate session I was hoping for. | 1.2680 | 0.04973 | 97 | 73 | 22 | 2 |
1551 | Believe it or not, but I am not a lip reader | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1552 | I’m reminded of her red lips wherever I go. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1553 | My mother always wore red lipstick. | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1554 | DOC, something is gnawing on me. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1555 | I think we can leave your couch fixation for the next session | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1556 | I can't help thinking I'm just paying for lip service. | 1.2680 | 0.05584 | 97 | 76 | 16 | 5 |
1557 | Still feeling tight-lipped? | 1.2680 | 0.01036 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
1558 | Um...uh...it's on the tip of my tongue... | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1559 | I would've gone with something closer to magenta. | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1560 | And just how does one become an oral fixation specialist? | 1.2680 | 0.05388 | 97 | 75 | 18 | 4 |
1561 | Can you tell me what exactly is it about the couch that reminds you of your ex? | 1.2680 | 0.05773 | 97 | 77 | 14 | 6 |
1562 | This is the Breast--I mean best, sofa I've ever been on, Dr. Freud. | 1.2667 | 0.05784 | 105 | 85 | 12 | 8 |
1563 | I think it's working. I'm feeling less anxious, and more luscious. | 1.2660 | 0.05695 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
1564 | I can't help feeling down in the mouth. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1565 | Do you mean that sincerely or are you just paying lip service? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1566 | I think I'm falling in love with this couch. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1567 | Listen Doc, read my lips, it’s not an oral fixation. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1568 | I’ve got moods like Jagger. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1569 | I'm suddenly tongue-tied | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1570 | I can't shake this feeling that someone is licking my behind. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1571 | Sometimes everyday objects remind me of her. Does that ever happen to you Doc? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1572 | Am I being too tongue-in-cheek? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1573 | ...and that was the beginning of my oral fixation. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1574 | And I thought I had a problem before. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1575 | I have Dali issues. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1576 | So you're sure that the lips are sealed? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1577 | Hey Doc, remember Major Holihan from Mash? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1578 | Nope, sorry, I'm not feeling it. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1579 | Thank you for accommodating my fantasies... | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1580 | Every time I come here I think I am on the cover of a rolling Stones album. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1581 | I can't let it go - I feel like it's eating me up | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1582 | I do wish you’d stop referring to everything I say on this couch as Freudian lips. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1583 | You know there's an app for that? | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1584 | So, are you Freudian or Jungian? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1585 | Do you ever feel like life really has you in its jaws? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1586 | This sofa reeks of bad breath. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1587 | I think it all goes back to my father, Mae he West in peace... | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1588 | Am I supposed to listen to it or can I talk? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1589 | What's love have to do with it? | 1.2653 | 0.04930 | 98 | 74 | 22 | 2 |
1590 | What do you mean that “your lips are sealed”? | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1591 | I feel like you are only giving me lip service. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1592 | Is this what you mean by "lip service"? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1593 | Is our time up? Your clock melted. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1594 | Doc, I have a persistent nightmare that Donald Trump is president. Am I psychotic? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1595 | Just checking to be sure you're still listening to me and that you're not texting your mother again | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1596 | This is nice, but I'd be more comfortable with Dada. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1597 | So you're telling me to stop seeing everything in black and white? Very subtle. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1598 | I'm finding the oral stage very comfortable. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1599 | I'm confused. Who's paying lip service here? | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1600 | I think it’s time we discuss YOUR mommy issues. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1601 | Yes, lot's of people kiss up to me. Why do you ask? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1602 | Ok, I think I’m ready to share my oral history. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1603 | As soon I saw it was Contest #666, I came to see you, my priest was busy. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1604 | Doc, I'm beginning to think maybe it's you who has the oral fixation. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1605 | Thank you for paying lip service to my problems. | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1606 | Your lips are very soft. | 1.2653 | 0.04712 | 98 | 73 | 24 | 1 |
1607 | It's strange, but ever since I started seeing you, I have these recurring nightmares about someone trying to eat me. | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1608 | Are you sure that I am the one with the oral fixation, Doc? | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1609 | Oh, what would you know about male pattern baldness. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1610 | I seem to look for love in all the wrong places. | 1.2653 | 0.05139 | 98 | 75 | 20 | 3 |
1611 | It’s my professional opinion John that you have been a CEO so long you expect everyone to kiss your ass | 1.2653 | 0.05340 | 98 | 76 | 18 | 4 |
1612 | I have this feeling of floss. | 1.2653 | 0.05901 | 98 | 79 | 12 | 7 |
1613 | I feel seduced by your treatments. | 1.2653 | 0.04822 | 98 | 76 | 19 | 3 |
1614 | I now feel in a good position to tell you about my casting-couch reputation... | 1.2653 | 0.05533 | 98 | 77 | 16 | 5 |
1615 | What do you mean by your lips are sealed? | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1616 | I hear you're a lip reader. | 1.2653 | 0.05720 | 98 | 78 | 14 | 6 |
1617 | Would this float? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1618 | For some reason, I'm feeling a bit more down in the mouth at the moment. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1619 | You realize this couch isn't helping my oral fixation? | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1620 | Well it's more comfortable than the catcher's mitt, I'll give you that... | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1621 | How does it make me feel? Like a couch tomato, I guess. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1622 | With this couch, don't you dare tell me you're a Freudian " | 1.2632 | 0.05641 | 95 | 75 | 15 | 5 |
1623 | Gift from Mick? | 1.2632 | 0.05121 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1624 | I can't find the word for my problem, but it's on the tip of my lips. | 1.2632 | 0.05011 | 95 | 72 | 21 | 2 |
1625 | In my dream, the only way I could communicate was by lip synching. | 1.2632 | 0.04898 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1626 | It's just that I know you're a Freudian...so yeah...the new couch makes me a little uncomfortable. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1627 | Are you sure you're a dentist? | 1.2632 | 0.05837 | 95 | 76 | 13 | 6 |
1628 | It’s Mid-century Modern, not midlife crisis. | 1.2632 | 0.06025 | 95 | 77 | 11 | 7 |
1629 | Was your couch ever just a couch? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1630 | Are you a fan of the Rolling Stones as well, Doctor? | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1631 | My oral fixation only seems to be getting worse. | 1.2632 | 0.04782 | 95 | 71 | 23 | 1 |
1632 | Six months of therapy and all I've gotten from you is lip service. | 1.2632 | 0.05229 | 95 | 73 | 19 | 3 |
1633 | My mother is eating me alive. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1634 | Right now I feel like it's all just swallowing me up. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
1635 | I feel like all you're giving me is lip service. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1636 | Nice move on making sure I’m not too comfortable. | 1.2626 | 0.05094 | 99 | 76 | 20 | 3 |
1637 | I guess I should be thankful you're not a Freudian | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1638 | Doc, you can kiss my ass for all I care. | 1.2626 | 0.05668 | 99 | 79 | 14 | 6 |
1639 | Are you sure you're in my insurance network? | 1.2626 | 0.05847 | 99 | 80 | 12 | 7 |
1640 | I am experiencing deep feelings for this chaise, and have no desire to leave anytime soon. | 1.2626 | 0.05292 | 99 | 77 | 18 | 4 |
1641 | I got real issues, Doc. I didn’t come here for lip service. | 1.2626 | 0.04671 | 99 | 74 | 24 | 1 |
1642 | Your lips keep moving and all that I hear is blah, blah, blah. | 1.2609 | 0.05325 | 92 | 71 | 18 | 3 |
1643 | I was born in a crossfire hurricane and was raised by a toothless, bearded hag. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1644 | This is the only bright spot in my day. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1645 | Maybe I'm just a sucker | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1646 | My wife keeps finding lipstick stains on my collar. | 1.2604 | 0.06150 | 96 | 79 | 9 | 8 |
1647 | I'm glad you're not a French psychoanalyst. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1648 | My first greatest fear is a clown with big red lips. My second greatest fear is a sofa that looks like a clown's big red lips. | 1.2604 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 16 | 4 |
1649 | Happy Valentines Day to you too. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1650 | You keep telling me I've got an oral fixation, but it's your couch! | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
1651 | Was that your mother’s favorite lipstick color too? | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1652 | I'm having a recurring dream involving Mick Jagger. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1653 | Can we move on from mother issues? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1654 | What exactly do you mean by "all she gives you is lip service"? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1655 | I feel like everyone is just paying me lip service. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1656 | I’m just a misunderstood morsel being swallowed alive by a ravenous world.” | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1657 | Have you noticed how the New Yorker caption contest has started to recycle cartoons with only minor variations? Like, they’ll have a guy on a psychiatrist’s couch, but the couch will be shaped like a pair of lips. It’s really bumming me out. | 1.2604 | 0.06150 | 96 | 79 | 9 | 8 |
1658 | Is there a reason I'm laying on Mick Jagger's lips? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1659 | I feel better already! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1660 | By the way,where did you get that stunning lounging jacket? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1661 | It’s been eating at me. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1662 | I’m almost done. It’s either Kamala or Kirsten, I promise. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1663 | It’s all good. I’m fine now | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1664 | So does this one have the Scotch Guard or Blistex coating? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1665 | Since I've been coming here I dream that of getting eaten by Mick Jagger. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1666 | Are you sure we've done everything, Doc? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1667 | Shhh! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1668 | Did you say this furniture was donated by Dr Ruth? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1669 | This couch is eating me alive! | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1670 | It's refreshing to speak with someone who doesn't see everything in black and white. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1671 | Don’t pretend there’s something with me. You’re the one who bought the couch that looks like a pair of bright red lips! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1672 | So this is just generic, not the Rolling Stones logo sofa? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1673 | Does this mean I have to kiss and tell? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1674 | Are you sure I'm not running my big mouth too much? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1675 | I’m just saying...I don’t see why WE need to be in Black and White, just to show off this bloody couch!” | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1676 | Is it just my subconscious, or does this couch look like lips? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1677 | New Yorkers in color now? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1678 | So Oedipus, why do you think your visits here make you dream of your mother? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1679 | I have this recurring dream of being eaten by a huge mouth | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1680 | I do often wonder if this might be just a bit of lip service. | 1.2604 | 0.03846 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
1681 | Doc, Could it be I’m stuck in the oral stage of development? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1682 | So I had this Daliesque dream ... | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1683 | It’s lip service. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1684 | I feel like I'm still in Kansas. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1685 | Your lips tell me no-no, but there's yes-yes in your eyes. | 1.2604 | 0.06150 | 96 | 79 | 9 | 8 |
1686 | Just tell me it doesn’t french. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1687 | Doc, am I crazy, or did you botox the couch? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1688 | Before we start, do you have a couch that is more my shade? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1689 | Doc, I feel like I am lip-synching my life story! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1690 | Yes Doc, it does help open me up a bit, but that’s because there’s a tongue in my ass. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1691 | I'm just glad you specialize in oral fixations. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1692 | I have to admit, I'm not feeling the love here. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1693 | Nice touch, but it needs a vibrator. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1694 | What do you give the women? A couch shaped like a giant cigar? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1695 | If I can be honest, I feel like you're giving me a lot of lip-service. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1696 | You know doc, I think they lied to you when they said , “red goes with everything. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1697 | Tell me Brian, what gives you the impression I'm paying you lip service? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1698 | I don’t know how else to explain it except I just feel like a giant cold sore when I’m here. | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1699 | Please stop bringing your own sofa with you. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1700 | It’s not you, it’s this couch. | 1.2604 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
1701 | Swallowed and spit out | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1702 | ... and lately I feel like my troubles are eating me alive! | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1703 | I don't FEEL like a snack. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1704 | I just feel like I’m being swallowed whole... | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1705 | This is my way of complying with my patient's request when they get my bill. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1706 | Why do I get the feeling I can't get no satisfaction here? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1707 | Why do I feel you're just paying me lip service? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1708 | Sorry, Doc. I appreciate your efforts but I'm still not ready to date yet. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1709 | I still feel like I'm stuck on first base. | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1710 | Doc, you've got something stuck between your teeth. | 1.2604 | 0.05969 | 96 | 78 | 11 | 7 |
1711 | I know it’s a statement piece but I feel uncomfortable discussing my mother. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
1712 | Is this a Temperpedic? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1713 | I don't know Doc, maybe 'Interior Designer" isn't the best career change for you? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1714 | Something is really eating at me. | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1715 | Can we switch to the Dali clock couch? | 1.2604 | 0.05782 | 96 | 77 | 13 | 6 |
1716 | I have fantasies about being masticated by your couch." | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1717 | Sometimes a lip couch is just a lip couch. | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1718 | Hello Dali, well, hello Dali, it's so nice to be back home where I belong... | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1719 | Lemme guess -- you're going to say I have an oral fixation. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1720 | I thought you said I could sit on your LAP? | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1721 | Why the pursed lips, doc? | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1722 | So you don’t really read lips, do you | 1.2604 | 0.04252 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1723 | Did I ever tell that you have the most amazing lips. | 1.2604 | 0.04966 | 96 | 73 | 21 | 2 |
1724 | Now I can see why you are able to charge so much - do they vibrate too? | 1.2604 | 0.05182 | 96 | 74 | 19 | 3 |
1725 | Do you have any lip balm? | 1.2604 | 0.05589 | 96 | 76 | 15 | 5 |
1726 | I'm so grateful that this couch has no teeth. | 1.2604 | 0.04740 | 96 | 72 | 23 | 1 |
1727 | When do my inappropriate erotic urges peak? Oddly enough, it’s when I’m here in your office. | 1.2603 | 0.07041 | 73 | 60 | 7 | 6 |
1728 | We aren't talking about the kiss of death are we? | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1729 | I want a kiss. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1730 | I'm obviously feeling down in the mouth, Doc. | 1.2600 | 0.05435 | 100 | 79 | 16 | 5 |
1731 | Dr. Lipman, thank you for curing my erotomania. By the way, your couch is in love with me. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1732 | I see red couches | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1733 | Enough of the lip service. I have serious issues to resolve! | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
1734 | She will let the dog kiss her but not me." | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1735 | I want you to draw me like one of your French girls, doc. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1736 | I feel safe here. It's as if life is kissing me. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1737 | If you’re provoking transference, you have to do better than a couch that looks like lips. | 1.2581 | 0.04811 | 93 | 70 | 22 | 1 |
1738 | Let me know if I start to sound Trumpian. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1739 | I'm sorry, but how come you get an expensive leather chair while I get what remains of your love life? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1740 | And you say that I have an oral fixation”(“I” is underlined | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1741 | Her lips...they were just so soft and pillow-y | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
1742 | Started reading your book, How to Talk to Women. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1743 | All my life people have just given me lip service. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1744 | What kind of lip service is this? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1745 | It's not always black and white doc. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1746 | I'm hoping for more than lip service. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1747 | No matter the situation, I always feel tongue-tied. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1748 | So they tell me you're a huge Stones fan. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1749 | I keep dreaming about the kiss of death. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1750 | When do we get to the part about the prescription? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1751 | You say Mick Jagger gave you this couch? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1752 | I would rate 8 for design and 5 for comfort. | 1.2581 | 0.05902 | 93 | 75 | 12 | 6 |
1753 | I'm starting to see things as less black-and-white. | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1754 | Tell me again about this supposed oral fixation you are feeling? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1755 | I feel my wife is constantly speaking for me... | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1756 | I feel like my ship is sinking . You might need to tighten these lips. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1757 | I just feel like life is consuming me. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1758 | And that’s how I met your mother. | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1759 | Honestly, I just feel like all I'm getting out of these sessions is lip service. | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1760 | For some reason I feel more like discussing my sexual fantasies today." | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1761 | Sometimes a sofa is just a sofa. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1762 | I can't shake the feeling that something is eating away at me | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1763 | To God's ear. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1764 | You get paid how much for this lip service? | 1.2581 | 0.05385 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 5 |
1765 | I didn’t say that! | 1.2581 | 0.06097 | 93 | 76 | 10 | 7 |
1766 | You might be right, doc - the issue was right under my nose this whole time! | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1767 | I can't stop thinking about our last kiss... | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1768 | You have helped me control most of my urgencies, but recently I have had an uncontrollable need to lip sync. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1769 | Does your bill include the sofa? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1770 | So this is what lip service really looks like! | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1771 | Memory foam? | 1.2581 | 0.05701 | 93 | 74 | 14 | 5 |
1772 | What's black & white & red all over? | 1.2581 | 0.05492 | 93 | 73 | 16 | 4 |
1773 | Why do I keep feeling you're just giving lip service to my therapy? | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1774 | This is not helping my feelings of being swallowed whole | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1775 | Who are you? How did you get in here? | 1.2581 | 0.05048 | 93 | 71 | 20 | 2 |
1776 | My oral fixation is consuming me. | 1.2581 | 0.05275 | 93 | 72 | 18 | 3 |
1777 | I' may not know whether my mother ever loved me, but I am certain she never got Botox." | 1.2577 | 0.05135 | 97 | 75 | 19 | 3 |
1778 | Whenever I’m here I get this strange desire to buy breath mints. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1779 | *I feel like kissing this couch hello and goodbye." | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1780 | Sometimes I feel you're only paying lip service, doc. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1781 | The problem doc is that I don’t get any respect. Everywhere I go they’re giving me lip. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1782 | I appreciate your concern, even if it's only lip service. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1783 | Read my Lips Doc! | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1784 | So to be clear her doc, what is said here stays in Alexa, Facebook, and Siri right? | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1785 | I get it: "these lips were made for talkin, and thats just what they'll do" | 1.2553 | 0.05846 | 94 | 76 | 12 | 6 |
1786 | My Oedipus complex is not being helped by this couch. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1787 | Oh great he's fallen asleep, Now i have to do all the talking | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1788 | Can I sleep for ten minutes while you finish writing ? | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1789 | "Mick's therapist was a good friend of mine. The tongue pulls out as a futon. | 1.2553 | 0.05647 | 94 | 75 | 14 | 5 |
1790 | Everywhere I go, I’m just consumed by her. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1791 | Sometimes, this feels like lip service. | 1.2553 | 0.05226 | 94 | 73 | 18 | 3 |
1792 | My lips said no but my heart said yes. | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1793 | Doc, I finally feel my oral fixation's behind me. | 1.2553 | 0.05002 | 94 | 72 | 20 | 2 |
1794 | It's the Father's Day edition. You put me on THIS couch and ask about my mother. You're hoping I didn't notice that this is Contest #666, am I right? | 1.2553 | 0.05440 | 94 | 74 | 16 | 4 |
1795 | I don’t even deserve this. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1796 | May I ask you something, or are you part of the display? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1797 | Where do I lie if I need to solve a money problem? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1798 | I bought it at the house down the street where the men go. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1799 | Just curious, do you have to pay Jagger any royalties? | 1.2527 | 0.04965 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1800 | It’s a reminder to K.I.S.S. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1801 | Doc, I'm not so sure I'm the one with the oral fixation... | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1802 | No, I only get these erotic fantasies here. It feels like I am about to be swallowed. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1803 | Tell me more about this sudden fear of Mick Jagger. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1804 | My favorite flower? Tulips, why do you ask? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1805 | I mean, honestly...who is this for? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1806 | I'm just saying it's not helping my oral fixation | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1807 | Something seems different... Did you repaint the ceiling? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1808 | Am I crazy? This looks like the back seat of your Alfa Romeo Stelvio. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1809 | I'm sorry, all I can think of is Cindy Crawford's mole when i look at you. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1810 | I find I can speak more freely when I bring my own couch. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1811 | I want your red couch painted black" ~The Rolling Stone | 1.2527 | 0.03857 | 91 | 78 | 8 | 5 |
1812 | This isn’t a sex thing, is it? | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1813 | I think we should send it back, honey. | 1.2527 | 0.06366 | 91 | 76 | 7 | 8 |
1814 | Is therapy always this uncomfortable? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1815 | I don’t know when it started really, an ever present fear of being eaten. But the funny thing is, if anything it has intensified since we started our sessions. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1816 | I feel like this is just lip service. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1817 | Don’t you believe tulips are better than one? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1818 | Doc, my oral fantasies are taking over . . . | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1819 | Am I still stuck in the oral stage? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1820 | I'm having strange thoughts, Dr Hershey. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1821 | Well Doc, I'm still having nightmares about being swallowed by my mother. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1822 | I have a recurring nightmare where I am swallowed alive! | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1823 | Nothing is wrong - really! I feel like I'm lying in the lip of luxury! | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1824 | All I see are her luscious red lips. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1825 | Doc...I keep having this dream where I’m being chased by a big ballsy blonde who keeps asking me if I have a gun in my pocket! | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1826 | TJMaxx sale? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1827 | Sometimes a kiss is not just a kiss. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1828 | It's so odd. I keep dreaming I'm Mick Jagger. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1829 | You're right doc. A 20 min. nap is all I need. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1830 | Do you happen to know if this couch is part of a sectional? | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1831 | So Satan, if you were to rank your life's achievements, where does being the subject of the New Yorker cartoon contest #666 fit in? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1832 | I don't know why, but it feels like everyone gives me lip service. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1833 | Every time we meet, I feel the strangest urge to pucker up. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1834 | I'm feeling "I can't get no satisfaction". | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1835 | Your session is over, next week we’ll try try the nail bed couch to see if you can stay awake. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1836 | If only these lips could talk ... | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1837 | No offense meant, doctor, but don't you think it might be YOUR oral fixation we're talking about? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1838 | So it’s all clear to me now that my problem is that I can’t get no satisfaction. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1839 | Since I last saw you my dreams have been Surreal. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1840 | I feel like it's on the tip of my tongue. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1841 | Sometimes I feel like you are just giving me lip service. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1842 | We’ll have to be quick, the museum is catching on. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1843 | Every time I turn around, someone's giving me lip. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1844 | I hope this session is more than lip-service. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1845 | I feel empty inside but also a little bit sexy. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1846 | I assume you're aware I'm only giving you lip service when I answer your questions. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1847 | Since I've been seeing you I just want to fill the world with silly love songs. What's wrong with that, I'd like to know? | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1848 | It just feels as if my problems are going to swallow me up. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1849 | I have an oral fixation? It's your couch! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1850 | Looks like we are wearing the same shoes. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1851 | Does this couch make me look seductive? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1852 | I’ve felt this way since Mid Century | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1853 | Are you telling me I'm spending all this money just for lip service! | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1854 | It’s $85 to talk to me, $350 to talk to the couch. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1855 | I keep have this overwhelming desire to star in a Robert Palmer music video. | 1.2527 | 0.05655 | 91 | 75 | 10 | 6 |
1856 | I don't just want lip service for my problems. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1857 | I see you're wearing the socks I gave you. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1858 | Are you trying to read my lips or my mind? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1859 | I just have this fear of being swallowed whole. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1860 | Love your shoes. Boy, those shoes, man. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1861 | And your specialty is getting people over their oral fixations? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1862 | Doctor, I'm not sure that this position is good for a sex addict! | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1863 | I don’t understand why my back is so chapped. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1864 | I just can't figure out why I've been having these dreams of my mother having sex with Mick Jagger? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1865 | I don't think this justifies the title "Love Doctor." | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1866 | Your new loveseat sucks. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1867 | I have this continuing fear that a giant mouth is going to open up and swallow me. Somehow it's worse during my sessions with you. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1868 | Will this keep its mouth shut during our session, Doctor? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1869 | Well, at least I don't have an oral fixation. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1870 | Things that I love? I 'd have to say redheads, The Cincinnati Reds, Red Delicious Apples, Redd Foxx and my twins Ruby and Rosie. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1871 | In other words, should I kiss my troubles good-bye? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1872 | Lately I've become obsessed with women with big red lips. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1873 | Well, actually, I was born in Tupelo, Mississippi, but I grew up in Kissimmee, Florida. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1874 | Doc, over the past week, I see a red door and I want it painted black. No colors anymore. I want them to turn black. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1875 | Doctor, I believe your fantasies are larger than mine. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1876 | Extracting the teeth proved a definite enhancement. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1877 | I heard you used to be a ventriloquist. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1878 | Do you have a couch for an anal fixation? | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1879 | Yeah, I know you won't tell anyone, but I have a feeling someone in this office has a big mouth. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1880 | Maybe it's Maybelline or maybe it's your mother. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1881 | I know you can't always get what you want. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1882 | Tulips in the garden. Tulips in the Park. But the Two Lips I like best Are the Two Lips In the dark!” .......did you get that | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1883 | I’m not very fond of this faux leather, but I must say—the nose-shaped loveseat in the corner is a nice touch. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1884 | If I'm going to be paying you a $100 an hour, I better be getting a happy ending. | 1.2527 | 0.04581 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
1885 | For some reason, I seem to be developing an oral fixation. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1886 | Doctor, do you think my paranoia has anything to do with my fear that I'm about to get bitten by some giant teeth? | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
1887 | Can you stop it with the tongue. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1888 | ...And when I turn my head like THIS, I hear more liberal arguments... | 1.2527 | 0.04581 | 91 | 68 | 23 | 0 |
1889 | Couch by Freud? | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1890 | For $150 an hour I want more than lip service. | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1891 | I think Mick Jagger is trying to seduce me. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1892 | Uh, ... is that a tongue? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1893 | I sometimes worry that I'm paying for lip service. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1894 | I must say, you're looking very attractive today. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1895 | I don't think the conversion therapy is working. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1896 | Life’s just not the same after Mash ended... | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1897 | Seriously? This is conversion therapy? | 1.2527 | 0.04965 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
1898 | I would prefer something inspired by Georgia O'Keefe. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1899 | I don't know what I'm trying to say ... it's on the tip of my tongue | 1.2527 | 0.04840 | 91 | 69 | 21 | 1 |
1900 | I keep thinking about straws. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1901 | I keep thinking I am Mick Jagger. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1902 | To be honest, I really just come to these sessions because I love your couch. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1903 | I don't suppose you have a vagina couch? I'm having gender identity issues. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1904 | If this is some kind of anti-gay therapy it's not going to work | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1905 | I don't think this new 'lip service' therapy is working. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1906 | I dreamed you ate me | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1907 | I don't think there is a reason I always have to use this couch doc. Sure, its shape reminds me of my mother's lips, and yes, whenever I lie on it it's like I'm making up for all the kisses she never gave me, but that's how I am with all furniture. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1908 | Sorry, I was distracted by those letters on the floor behind your chair; there, near the baseboard. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1909 | I don't appreciate you giving me lip about my problems. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1910 | Last week you doodled cubes. Today it's bunnies. Am I getting better? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1911 | I guess I have trouble being direct with people, and telling them how ugly their furniture is... | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1912 | Do you take down every word or do you use ellipses? | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1913 | I swear, my lips are sealed. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1914 | I feel like at any minute I could just be swallowed whole. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1915 | Dr. Lipsky, I think maybe we should trade places. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1916 | No, but your chair reminds me of her nose. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1917 | I can't recall...It's on the tip of my tongue. | 1.2527 | 0.05086 | 91 | 70 | 19 | 2 |
1918 | This thing must take a lot of lipstick. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1919 | So, doctor, you think I display symptoms of an edible complex? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1920 | Talk about an oral fixation. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1921 | Is that a Sudoku? | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1922 | So when you 'see red,' is it in front of you, beside you, underneath or all around? | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1923 | Nobody listens, they just kiss my ass and tell me what I want to hear. | 1.2527 | 0.05321 | 91 | 71 | 17 | 3 |
1924 | Technically it is a chaise lounge, not a love seat. | 1.2527 | 0.05546 | 91 | 72 | 15 | 4 |
1925 | I'm not sure my oral fixation is resolving. | 1.2527 | 0.05762 | 91 | 73 | 13 | 5 |
1926 | You appear to be more down in the mouth today than usual. | 1.2527 | 0.05970 | 91 | 74 | 11 | 6 |
1927 | So, I'm your first male client? | 1.2526 | 0.04956 | 95 | 73 | 20 | 2 |
1928 | I don't know if I'm comfortable laying on something you got off a Rolling Stones tour bus. | 1.2526 | 0.05177 | 95 | 74 | 18 | 3 |
1929 | I'm just beginning to think perhaps I DID have a devouring mother. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1930 | My fear of Salvador Dalí always seems worse when I’m in your office. | 1.2526 | 0.05389 | 95 | 75 | 16 | 4 |
1931 | Well, I did give my mother a lot of lip. | 1.2500 | 0.05541 | 96 | 77 | 14 | 5 |
1932 | I give up, What's black and white and read all over? | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
1933 | I think I identify more with Mick Jagger than Tim Curry if that helps. | 1.2500 | 0.05270 | 92 | 72 | 17 | 3 |
1934 | My lips are sealed. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1935 | I keep having these recurring dreams about Carol Channing | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1936 | Are you wearing OJ's Bruno Maglia shoes? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1937 | I find this sofa triggering. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1938 | You've got mustard on your sleeve. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1939 | Dr. Armstrong, I think your couch just licked my bottom. | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1940 | No I am not delusional, something is tickling my back. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1941 | I've had this oral fixation ever since I started therapy, | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1942 | Just remember this: a couch is just a couch. | 1.2472 | 0.04458 | 89 | 69 | 19 | 1 |
1943 | Does Dr. Frankenfurter mind us using his office? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1944 | 'I feel like I'm being kissed by Sigmund Freud.' | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1945 | Are you drawing me? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1946 | Your only seem to give me lip service, Doctor | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1947 | Did you get the part about her luscious red lips? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1948 | For some reason I’m at a loss for words. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1949 | It would be fine if it weren't for the teeth. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1950 | A moment on your lips, a lifetime of billing slips. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
1951 | I don't know Doc...maybe love is the answer? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1952 | Believe me, it’ll be more than just lip service this time! | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1953 | Are you comfortable? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1954 | I still feel unloved but also itchy. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1955 | I identify as a person of color. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1956 | I'm prone to kiss and tell. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1957 | While you're at it, could you write for Viagra? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1958 | I have labiophobia too | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1959 | So you feel I should confront my fear of intimacy head on? | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1960 | I have this strange fear of being kissed ... | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1961 | I don’t know, I just feel like my mother is always around me | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1962 | Of course I have trust issues, I am drawn to people with big mouths | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1963 | Do you have any insight at all on that recurring cold sore dream? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1964 | This reminds me..a year after the divorce and still paying for her Botox injections, | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1965 | I feel like we're only glossing over things. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1966 | she's been giving me the silent treatment again | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1967 | Did you say "you" think that "I" have an oral fixation? | 1.2472 | 0.05824 | 89 | 72 | 12 | 5 |
1968 | I can't shake the feeling that I am being eaten alive. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1969 | Are you trying to tell me to 'kiss off'? | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1970 | Yes, this definitely feels like her. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1971 | Guess I can kiss that hundred bucks goodbye... | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1972 | So you think Botox could change my life? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1973 | Everywhere I go, I feel I'm being swallowed. | 1.2472 | 0.01809 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
1974 | Doctor, I think my oral fixation is getting worse. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1975 | Do you really care or is this just lip service? | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1976 | Don't you mean lips, Freudian lips? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1977 | Every time I come here I have these strange dreams about Mick Jagger. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1978 | Considering where I am lying, I assume your divorce settlement didn't go too well. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1979 | Why do people think I am mouthy?? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1980 | Will I be swallowed by the couch if she blows me a kiss. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
1981 | Lately, I feel that I am but a morsel. | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1982 | I think you’re actually the one with the oral fixation. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
1983 | Is it normal to feel like the world is going to swallow you whole? | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1984 | I don’t know why, but for some reason I feel like you’re kissing up to me. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1985 | By any chance is Mick Jagger a patient of yours? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1986 | I appreciate the creative juxtaposition of the old and the innovate. But won't you please just refill my Adderall already? | 1.2472 | 0.05600 | 89 | 71 | 14 | 4 |
1987 | I guess you could say I have a fear of being swallowed. | 1.2472 | 0.05367 | 89 | 70 | 16 | 3 |
1988 | Sometimes I feel as though I’m being eaten alive | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
1989 | My life is a chain of cosmetic fixes and lip service. | 1.2472 | 0.06247 | 89 | 74 | 8 | 7 |
1990 | I am as anxious as a watermelon seed. | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
1991 | Doctor, I'm concerned that you have an unhealthy obsession with the Rolling Stones." | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1992 | Doc, I know we can lick this. | 1.2444 | 0.05074 | 90 | 70 | 18 | 2 |
1993 | Doctor, do YOU have an oral fixation? | 1.2442 | 0.04945 | 86 | 66 | 19 | 1 |
1994 | Lip service is complimentary, right? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1995 | Is it my oral fixation or your projection? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1996 | As much as this couch suggests that the session will have a happy ending, I just can't see that for myself, doc. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
1997 | This couch lends itself to a whole new fantasy! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
1998 | I'm sorry I criticized your new couch, but how does that make you feel? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
1999 | What the...? This is my mother's shade! | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2000 | Just read my lips, doctor. | 1.2442 | 0.06175 | 86 | 71 | 9 | 6 |
2001 | Please. No lip service. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2002 | Why do you have a red couch? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2003 | Think it’s you that has the oral fixation, Doc. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2004 | It seems like you entice me to sexualize everything though | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2005 | It all started with a kiss. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2006 | I feel like you’re giving me lip service. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2007 | In my dream these gigantic lips appear from nowhere and devoured me! | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2008 | Do you like it? Mick Jagger had an estate sale | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2009 | Is there anything you can give me to cure the blues? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2010 | I'm here because I want to save my marriage. From your lips to God's ear. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2011 | I’m not here for”lip service”! | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2012 | Whaddya mean, I'm obsessed? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2013 | All I can think of is Tim Curry. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2014 | What is your hourly rate in grayscale? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2015 | Sometimes it feels like everyone is just kissing my ass. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2016 | And to top it all off, my therapist got this terrible new couch... | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2017 | Not exactly what I pictured when you described your couch as making me feel "kissed by luxury." | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2018 | Very tasteful couch | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2019 | Is it true Mick Jagger used to be a patient of yours? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2020 | I understand YOUR lips are sealed, but what about old ruby the recliner here" | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2021 | I don't know what it is, but I have these reocurring dreams of being chased by Mick Jagger's lips. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2022 | It seems my red lips fetish began about the time I started coming here. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2023 | Lips, hips, dips, pips,rips, ships, skips, flips, whips. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2024 | My wife wonders why I always have lipstick on my collar. | 1.2442 | 0.04356 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2025 | Let's talk about what you mean by "subliminal message." | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2026 | Doc......I feel all I'm getting is "Lip Service" | 1.2442 | 0.04030 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
2027 | Why do I feel like you're just paying lip service? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2028 | Doctor, I pay you much money to tell me my truth, yet I always leave feeling like I've had my ass kissed. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2029 | This is about as close as I get to a woman’s lips these days. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2030 | It does help me remember my first kiss. It was not as comfortable and as colorful. | 1.2442 | 0.04030 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
2031 | We need to talk about your solution to my fear of intimacy. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2032 | Thanks, Fred- it's not every day that I get to reverse roles. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2033 | I just don't understand why I'm feeling so down in the mouth. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2034 | These ruby red lips remind me of one hot delightful evening in another life. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2035 | I’ve a sensation my employees are just kissing my ass.” | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2036 | Are we lip synching? | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2037 | I like your new couch by the way, I never thought a furniture company could take "kiss my ass" so literally | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2038 | Doc, my lip fetish seems to be getting worse | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2039 | I need more than lip service | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2040 | See wants to kiss me goodbye. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2041 | Must you rub it in? | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2042 | Doc, when I said that my ex-wife was selling our things... I didn’t expect you to buy our couch. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2043 | I constantly have this nagging feeling that people don't take me seriously. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2044 | It always has a different beginning, but the ending is always the same: she opens her mouth and swallows me whole. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2045 | I can't help but feel like I'm always being chewed up and spit out. | 1.2442 | 0.04660 | 86 | 65 | 21 | 0 |
2046 | I've had three years of these sessions and I still think Mick Jagger is following me" | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2047 | It's like she taunts me wherever I go. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
2048 | After all this time, I still can't seem to resolve that feeling of my mother just completely overwhelming me, like she's trying to eat me alive.... | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2049 | Is it just me or is it a bit balmy in here? | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2050 | I agree it’s a conversation piece, but it’s actually comfortable to lay down on too. | 1.2442 | 0.05214 | 86 | 67 | 17 | 2 |
2051 | No, my mother never kissed me. Why do you ask? | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2052 | How's YOUR oral fixation? | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
2053 | Thank you for trying to make me feel more comfortable about my oral fixation. | 1.2442 | 0.05715 | 86 | 69 | 13 | 4 |
2054 | How do I feel? I feel like giving you a good smack! | 1.2418 | 0.05263 | 91 | 72 | 16 | 3 |
2055 | A pun, doc. A horrible PUN won the Viking caption contest in 'The New Yorker.' So, no, the sofa isn't helping. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2056 | Deep down, I feel like something is going to swallow me alive. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2057 | It's weird, but when I kiss my spouse, I feel like taking a nap! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2058 | Before we continue, can you assure me that your lips are sealed? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2059 | My mother would love this. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2060 | What did Freud have to say about ruby-red lip couches? | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2061 | I'm sorry, but I feel like you are only giving lip service to my issues. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2062 | How did you know Scarlet was my mother's shade of lipstick? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2063 | It's surreal! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2064 | Since being promoted to boss, I’ve definitely noticed an increase in random acts of ass kissing. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2065 | Why should it matter that my ex is your interior designer? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2066 | I feel like I've died and gone to heaven. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2067 | Wherever did you find a couch in the shape of my mother's lips? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2068 | Take a letter to my mother. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2069 | Lipstick-red couch, black vinyl armchair on swivel chrome base, Beatles boots, straight-legged pants, shawl-collared jacket, turtleneck, and you are sure you're not a pop psychologist? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2070 | This ain't makin' it any easier for me to kiss her goodbye, Doc. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2071 | You know what they say, "A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the scripts." | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2072 | It may be just a coincidence, but my mother used to always wear bright red lipstick. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2073 | Me? You’re the one with the lip fetish! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2074 | I don't know why I dream of flowers... mostly tulips... | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2075 | Could you read that back to me? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2076 | No, your kiss is not on my list, Mr. Hall. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2077 | Like a sinking ship, that's how I feel. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2078 | Dr. Scott, I think Janet is seeing someone. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2079 | I just realized that: 'You Can't Always Get What You Want'! | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2080 | However insightful, I don't appreciate you responding "Out of the mouths of babes." | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2081 | Do you ever feel like there is something bigger out there...and it is trying to eat you? | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2082 | I'm just sick of all the ass-kissing. | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 66 | 21 | 0 |
2083 | Don't mind the couch, it's still here from last weeks Couples Therapy Sessions. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2084 | It feels like the kiss of death and is really not that comfortable. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2085 | Wherever I go, I feel her seductive power over me. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2086 | I’like the way we’re treating my oral fixation. My aunt Rose was very happy with your treatment of her penis envy. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2087 | I feel you're just giving me lip service. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2088 | You’re right, I don’t feel the same need to talk about my mother. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2089 | You know this couch could use a a shot of collagen. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2090 | I know it’s nuts, but I see Marilyn Monroe’s lips everywhere. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2091 | Is that one of those sometimes a cigar is just a cigar | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2092 | Sometimes I get the feeling you’re only giving me lip service? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2093 | So...did you get this couch from a Niagara Falls honeymoon hotel foreclosure auction? It's actually pretty comfy. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2094 | I had that dream again of the beautiful woman with luscious red lips who swallowed me when I tried to kiss her. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2095 | My wife is getting suspicious. She keeps finding red lipstick on my collar. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2096 | 'Coral Crush' was Felicity's shade. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2097 | These lips don't lie, Doctor. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2098 | Doc, it’s smacking its lips. Does that mean anything? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2099 | I wonder what my psychologist would say about me laying on a lip-shaped chair while a man sits next to me. | 1.2414 | 0.04757 | 87 | 69 | 16 | 2 |
2100 | I really don't think this is helping me get over my phobia of the rolling stones | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2101 | And all of your “and how did that make you feel?” questions just feel like lip service. | 1.2414 | 0.03822 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
2102 | ...and I still have those impeachment dreams. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2103 | Doctor, this is the first time I've really ever felt loved. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2104 | Please turn down the tongue activity. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2105 | Is the tongue extra? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2106 | You need to talk to you interior decorator | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2107 | Before we begin, might I suggest a bigger notepad? I tend to be verbose on my back | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2108 | I usually ask the models to remove their clothes before I draw them. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2109 | Whereas YOUR chair is dull, drab, ordinary, like me. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2110 | Doc, I hope you not just giving me lip service | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2111 | I know they call you the love doctor, but the couch is overkill. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2112 | I can't get no satisfaction. Do you know why? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2113 | Does it mean anything that your socks don't match. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2114 | I'd say 'Kiss my ass' to that question, doctor, but that would be redundant. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2115 | I have the overwhelming feeling that I'm about to be enveloped by a enormous tongue. | 1.2414 | 0.04315 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2116 | I’m feeling a strong desire to kiss the couch. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2117 | As you can plainly see, my oral fixation and taste in modern furniture merged around mid-Century. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2118 | And I told them to kiss my butt | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2119 | Can you believe Madonna is 60? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2120 | Actually, rather than reminding me of kissing my wife, it reminds me of kissing my money good-bye paying when I pay for therapy. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2121 | When you said your degree was in interior design I thought you meant MY interior. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2122 | You know Red is not really my thing! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2123 | Are you sure this thing won’t lick its lips? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2124 | I keep having these recurrent nightmares of big, red lips attacking me. What does it mean, doc? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2125 | You mean there's more to life than shades of grey. | 1.2414 | 0.03993 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
2126 | 1 dozen eggs,bottled water,Bug Light,ribs,and milk? Explain to me how any of that relates to my suicidal thoughts. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2127 | Its weird, but Iv'e never felt like a sex symbol, until now for some reason. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2128 | I just can't figure out where my oral fixation comes from. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2129 | These lips feel a bit loose - is that a metaphor? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2130 | I dream an enormous red female mouth is about to swallow me whole. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2131 | Tell me more about these recurring dreams where you feel like you’re being swallowed by ruby-red lips ... | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2132 | Doctor,I keep having this horrible dream that I am being eaten alive... | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2133 | I just can't shake the feeling that I'm not being taken seriously by this workplace | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2134 | Do you use a different couch for each stage of fixation? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2135 | Gee, doc, until now my lips have always been sealed. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2136 | Ever since she left me the farewell note written in red lipstick it feels like the whole world's rubbing it in my face." | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2137 | rent is so high we double as a sex dungeon after hours. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2138 | I keep imagining myself covered in lipstick and having no way of explaining it to my wife. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2139 | A ceiling mirror too! | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2140 | It's useless doc, you know there is no color in either one of our lives | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2141 | What makes you think I'm in the oral stage? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2142 | Yes, yes, I'm sure many of your patients find the "kissy couch" a tremendous resource Doc, but how is this curing my gout? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2143 | And I keep having these dreams that I’m a tube of red lipstick. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2144 | I still can't get in touch with my inner glam. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2145 | Comfy. Is it Italian? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2146 | I have nightmares of being devoured by life.... | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2147 | Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2148 | I simply can't stop saying "finger licking good". | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2149 | Just like my wife, you're giving me lip service! | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2150 | It was your idea to change places and now you're complaining. I listened to you for five years. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2151 | ...And then she goes, “Bill! Meh,meh,meh....I can’t be married to someone who identifies as poop...yadda yadda yadda.” Oh, I like the new furniture by the way. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2152 | Whatever you tell me, these lips are sealed. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2153 | You're sure this is going to help with my fear of Rocky Horror? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2154 | Let me get this straight, you have a recurring nightmare where giant red lips consume you? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2155 | Is it normal to think of Mick Jagger all day, doc? | 1.2414 | 0.04467 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2156 | I feel The Love already, unlike the relationships that got me here in the first place. | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2157 | Let me get this straight - I can choose whether you address me as 'Doll Baby' or 'Sugar Tits'? | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2158 | So Doc, do you know much about oral fixations? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2159 | It all began at the premiere of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2160 | It's happens everywhere Dr. I manifest memories of mothers overwhelming smothering control. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2161 | I keep having a fear of being swallowed up. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2162 | This feels like lip service to me. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2163 | I just feel like I am being swallowed alive. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2164 | Is this some kind of subliminal message? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2165 | I bet you think everyone has an oral fixation. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2166 | If it's such a good conversation starter, why don't other psychiatrists have one in their offices? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2167 | I feel like everyone is always trying to give me the kiss-off. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2168 | Doctor, what’s an oral fixation? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2169 | "You just don't know what it's like to have your wife leave and take the good furniture." | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2170 | If you want a different answer, get a couch that doesn't whisper suggestions in my ear. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2171 | Do you think the fact that I like your new couch is related to my mom? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2172 | I appreciate the effort, Doc, but in the dream, I'm lying in a bed of TU-LIPS | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2173 | Last time you were here we were discussing the Rolling Stones | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2174 | These lips sink hips. | 1.2414 | 0.06110 | 87 | 72 | 9 | 6 |
2175 | So, you limit your practice to fetish patients? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2176 | I am so glad they have a bring your therapist to work day. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2177 | Do you want it straight from the mouth? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2178 | Don’t you have a less erotic couch. | 1.2414 | 0.03256 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2179 | I think I’ve just figured out why I don’t like kissing.” Ivor Hanson Scarsdale, New York | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2180 | Let's try a prescription for Lipitor. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2181 | She said I was a nothing, a mere morsel to chew up and spit out. Do I look like that to you, Doc? | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2182 | You know, it really does tie the room together. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2183 | No, I don't think the fact that I see this couch as a pair of lips is an indication that I have an oral fixation. | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2184 | Your couch is licking me again. Not that I mind... | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2185 | I'm just trying to come up with a clever caption for this weeks New Yorker cartoon contest. | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2186 | I should have known that loose lips sink...... | 1.2414 | 0.04614 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
2187 | Considering I'm coming here for my sexual addiction, this hardly seems appropriate... | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2188 | How much longer do you need to finish the drawing? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2189 | I feel like a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2190 | What makes you think my mother couldn’t open up? | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2191 | I fear everyone keeps giving me lip service! | 1.2414 | 0.05656 | 87 | 70 | 13 | 4 |
2192 | And lying in a woman’s lips is supposed to make me feel better about my mother how? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2193 | Garage sale? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2194 | I get it. Your lips are sealed. Is there a reason you keep saying that? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2195 | I'm not sure how lying on Mick Jagger's lips will bring me satisfaction, but I'm willing to give it a try. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2196 | It’s awful Doc. Every Tuesday night; I dream I’m being swallowed by a pair of lips. | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2197 | It's like your kiss, your kiss, is on my list... | 1.2414 | 0.05887 | 87 | 71 | 11 | 5 |
2198 | Would you care to play role reversal? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2199 | I can still feel her lips on me. | 1.2414 | 0.04895 | 87 | 67 | 19 | 1 |
2200 | You really care...or just giving lip service ? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2201 | Why when I come here I always feel I get lip service? | 1.2414 | 0.05161 | 87 | 68 | 17 | 2 |
2202 | This couch is quite lovely. But does it come in gray? | 1.2414 | 0.05414 | 87 | 69 | 15 | 3 |
2203 | It’s definitely a step up from the bean bags, but I was actually partial to the hammock. | 1.2391 | 0.05436 | 92 | 74 | 14 | 4 |
2204 | This therapy sucks. | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2205 | Everybody says that they are trying to help me, but frankly it just feels like lip service. | 1.2386 | 0.05110 | 88 | 69 | 17 | 2 |
2206 | I prefer "Kiss and Tell" to your previous decorator's "Freudian Slips and Bras." | 1.2386 | 0.04847 | 88 | 68 | 19 | 1 |
2207 | Don't judge me. You're the one who bought a couch shaped like Julia Roberts' lips. | 1.2386 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 3 |
2208 | Your couch helps me to talk. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2209 | Are you aware this couch exemplifies my problem? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2210 | Did you say this new couch was a design by Carly Simon or Mick Jagger? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2211 | I hear loud wet smacking sounds when I lie down | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2212 | Honestly Doc, I have this sensation that I'm about to be swallowed whole. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2213 | Sorry, it was on the tip of my tongue. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2214 | Did you buy this couch from the No Tell Motel that just went out-of-business? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2215 | Remember: loose lips sink shrinks. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2216 | I think I may be developing an oral fixation | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2217 | What kind of fixation did you say? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2218 | For some reason I can't seem to forget my first wife's beautiful ruby red lips." | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2219 | I have a reoccurring dream that The Rolling Stone's logo is after me. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2220 | Doc, I can't seem to free myself from this big oral fixation of mine. | 1.2381 | 0.02991 | 84 | 72 | 9 | 3 |
2221 | Did you write down that my problem began when my wife saw the lipstick on my collar, and that I can’t seem to forget that image? | 1.2381 | 0.05388 | 84 | 69 | 11 | 4 |
2222 | Just thinking ahead, but what the couch will look like after I move on from this 'oral stage' fixation? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2223 | I'm sorry, I wish I could tell you more, but my lips are sealed. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2224 | I don’t think this is what Freud meant by “oral stage.” | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2225 | I’m telling you Doctor, I see mom’s red lips every where! | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2226 | You want me to sit on WHAT when we're done with the oral stage? | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2227 | Sorry, Doc, no matter what I say, you'll think I'm weird. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2228 | Can't help but feel you're just giving me some lip service Dr. Pencil | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2229 | I guess, we know the same woman. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2230 | And then I dreamt I was in the lips of luxury. | 1.2381 | 0.04675 | 84 | 64 | 20 | 0 |
2231 | I feel like a guppy caught by a red lipped largemouth bass | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2232 | Doc, do you have another sofa I could use. This reminds me too much of my mother's smothering kisses. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2233 | Before we continue, just tell me how I should feel about your couch. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2234 | Being the CEO, I feel like everyone tries to kiss up to me. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2235 | Have you ever felt that you were being swallowed whole? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2236 | Tell me about your mouther. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2237 | Aren't you going to ask me to take my shoes off? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2238 | No, I’m Ok. I’m used to having my anxieties on everyone’s lips. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2239 | I’m in the lips of luxury, but I just don’t care... | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2240 | I'd like to forget the 70's but for some reason I just can't. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2241 | I see her red lips all day ! | 1.2381 | 0.03437 | 84 | 73 | 7 | 4 |
2242 | What if I told to you I had a foot fetish? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2243 | Note to self ... pick up Chapstick on the way home. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2244 | Y'know, I thought I wanted more from a therapist than lip service, but this is nice. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2245 | Everything reminds me of her - her hair, her eyes, her large red lips. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2246 | Doctor, I have to ask you, what is your financial connection with Botox? | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2247 | My wife keeps finding lipstick on my collar. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
2248 | This really isn't helping my aphenphosmphobia. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2249 | Is this our 'kiss and tell' session? | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
2250 | We find that the new decor inspires Freudian slips. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
2251 | I think I’m ready for the failure-shaped couch next week. | 1.2361 | 0.06706 | 72 | 60 | 7 | 5 |
2252 | When was your first memory of your oral fixation? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2253 | I thought my couch was one of a kind? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2254 | Nice couch. Reminds me of AB positive. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2255 | ''And it just eats me up inside.'' | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2256 | This may cause more problems than it solves. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2257 | Doctor, whatever your conclusions are, I hope it's not just lip service. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2258 | So you and the room are both by the hour? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2259 | Are you sure this is the best therapy for my oral fixation? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2260 | I have never really been the kind to kiss and tell | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2261 | How did you know that I love having my ass kissed? | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2262 | Doc, I really wish you’d give my problems more than lip service. Russell Keske, Chicago, Illinois | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2263 | I’d say ivory for the walls and ecru carpeting. | 1.2353 | 0.06327 | 68 | 55 | 10 | 3 |
2264 | I feel mislabialed. | 1.2353 | 0.05952 | 85 | 70 | 10 | 5 |
2265 | I just can’t get past the feeling that I am being eaten alive. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2266 | I think I'm looking for love in all the wrong places | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2267 | It does bring out my feminine side. | 1.2353 | 0.04628 | 85 | 65 | 20 | 0 |
2268 | I need a new therapist; nothing is rolling off this tongue anymore. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2269 | Doctor...it sucks | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2270 | My dreams have been more sexy and colorful. How did you know? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2271 | My Mother never let me put my shoes on the sofa! | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2272 | I fantasize about being devoured by a pair of ruby red lips. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2273 | Yes Doc, from your lips to my left ear. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2274 | I feel like a Rolling Stone | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2275 | But doctor, I didn't have an obsession with kissing before I got here . | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2276 | I'm getting tired of the Stones music every session. | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2277 | I can't help but feel your just giving my issues lip service. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2278 | Is this couch new? It reminds me of Mom. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2279 | With furniture, I often get a feeling of intimacy. | 1.2353 | 0.04922 | 85 | 66 | 18 | 1 |
2280 | I'm feeling blue. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2281 | I able to block out everything about her except her lips. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2282 | It should be obvious I'm just paying lip service to the process. | 1.2353 | 0.05461 | 85 | 68 | 14 | 3 |
2283 | I keep dreaming of large ruby lips. | 1.2353 | 0.03977 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2284 | Why do I just want to Tip Toe Through the Tulips? | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2285 | I don't mean to question you're professionalism but do you think that Rolling Stones Therapy is in the Freudian tradition! | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
2286 | I don't feel I really belong here. | 1.2353 | 0.05198 | 85 | 67 | 16 | 2 |
2287 | My mother operated a bordello when I was growing up. Maybe that’s why I feel so comfortable with you doctor “ | 1.2333 | 0.05708 | 90 | 74 | 11 | 5 |
2288 | I want to sit up. Does this thing smirk?” | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2289 | I do feel a little sassier, I guess. But, you know, still petrified with angst. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2290 | This feels so good I don't even care that you don't have a degree. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2291 | I feel like it should be from these lips to God’s ears. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2292 | Do you have another colored couch? This one reminds me of when I cheated on my wife on Valentine's day. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2293 | “Maybe we should talk about your oral fixation.” | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2294 | Looking at this new couch, I’m starting to think you’re the one with the oral fixation, Doc... | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2295 | You sure this will help with my oral fixation? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2296 | She said I had to choose between the couch and her | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2297 | Can I try the Saarinen Womb chair next week? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2298 | Seriously Doc, I'm having a deja vu wet sloppy one about Aunt Jennie. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2299 | Does that give you a taste of what I have to deal with? | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2300 | Can I have a copy of your notes? I’m writing my autobiography. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2301 | I already have enough issues with my ex, do I have to lie on a couch that looks like her mouth too. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2302 | Does this shade look good on me? | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2303 | Have we talked about my mother's affair with Mick Jagger? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2304 | I rule over them with mercy and wisdom...why don’t they love me? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2305 | I understand that cheilophobia is your specialty but this couch really isn't that comfortable. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2306 | I was entranced. Something a about the lipstick... | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2307 | Everything just seems to be swallowing me up! | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2308 | At first I hesitated when the yelp reviews mentioned "lip service." | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2309 | Where do you place your tall clients? | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2310 | Your lips may be sealed but I feel as if I've never learned to unseal mine. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2311 | I dreamed that Marilyn Monroe was shouting,"Pivot! Pivot!". | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2312 | Thanks for the lip service doc - this week has been hell. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2313 | I am feeling consumed by desire. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2314 | You say it's therapeutic but I feel it as lip service. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2315 | My world seems so very black and white, until I'm here with you. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2316 | No, sex has nothing to do with it... | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2317 | So doctor...how are you? | 1.2326 | 0.06117 | 86 | 72 | 8 | 6 |
2318 | I was hoping that you could lip read. | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2319 | I'm afraid the Mick Jagger dreams keep coming doctor. | 1.2326 | 0.04729 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
2320 | It's getting so bad, even my voices won't talk to me | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2321 | Being kissed by these huge lips have solved my problem... | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2322 | Just because you can't see red, doesn't mean it isn't there | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2323 | I hope you are not going to give lip service to my problems. | 1.2326 | 0.05652 | 86 | 70 | 12 | 4 |
2324 | You're sure it's okay to kiss and tell? | 1.2326 | 0.05145 | 86 | 68 | 16 | 2 |
2325 | It's like they say: prepay for six months of couples therapy once, shame on you. Prepay for six months of couples therapy twice, shame on your therapist. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2326 | Doc, you're just paying me lip service | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2327 | Sometimes I feel like you’re only giving me lip service. | 1.2326 | 0.04872 | 86 | 67 | 18 | 1 |
2328 | Medicare squeezing you doc? Can't afford new furniture? I can lend you my Lazy-Boy. Only reminds me of my ex anyway. | 1.2326 | 0.05404 | 86 | 69 | 14 | 3 |
2329 | Fixated on what, exactly? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2330 | Doc, this whole “Me Too” thing just has me really on edge. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2331 | Man Ray comes to mind. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2332 | I have one just like this in my love dungeon | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2333 | Doctor, I'm beginning to think that you might be a Republican. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2334 | Have any lotion? This couch is dry. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2335 | I feel like I'm being swallowed alive. | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
2336 | I'm seeking treatment for kleptomania, not Sticky Fingers. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2337 | ...and then, just as I wake up, I get spit out ! | 1.2317 | 0.04688 | 82 | 63 | 19 | 0 |
2338 | Everything reminds me of her. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | Lately I've been feeling surreal, doctor. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2340 | It seems like everywhere I go I see Mick Jagger. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2341 | Lying here now, Doctor, makes me think it was all just a Freudian lisp. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2342 | Patient has some kind of oral fixation. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2343 | My Ex? A very mouthy women. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2344 | No tongue. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2345 | You were right. Lying down on a sofa, I’m now able to open up about my issues with women. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2346 | Yes, my mother was witholding, but can we get to the issue of putting chapstick on this couch first? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2347 | This fantasy about sinking into a big red lips, do other of your patients mention it? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2348 | I don't know why but I can't stop thinking about the hooker at my stag party. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2349 | You know doctor it has not escaped my attention that this couch looks like very voluptuos female lips or is it all in my mind? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2350 | I didn’t want a chair with lips | 1.2317 | 0.03801 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
2351 | What I am hearing is merely lip service. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2352 | I thought this was a massage parlor. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2353 | Are you writing oral fixation again? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2354 | I know NY rent isn’t cheap, but do you really have to share an office with a brothel? | 1.2317 | 0.04525 | 82 | 65 | 16 | 1 |
2355 | These lips are billed. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2356 | I don't understand. Who is a variation of putting lipstick on a pig? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2357 | Hey - this was drawn in the 1960's. How is it that you have a Starbucks coffee? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2358 | In 15 minutes I saved 15% on car insurance. | 1.2317 | 0.06328 | 82 | 69 | 7 | 6 |
2359 | It always feels like something wants to eat me? | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2360 | I think the Russians have hacked this cartoon. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2361 | I can't explain it, but while I'm here I feel unconditionally loved. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2362 | You know, my couch at home is now red since the stabbing. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2363 | I'm pretty sure I dream in color. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2364 | Kiss me, you fool! | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2365 | ...and then, Mick Jagger licked me." | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2366 | I’ve never been kissed | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2367 | I think bold red lips can enhance any decor. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2368 | We're experimenting with a new technique we call "lipnosis". | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2369 | My sense of impending doom by being swallowed is even greater. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2370 | I feel blue. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2371 | I guess I'll just relax and let the couch do the talking. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2372 | I said this must be freudian lips. It was a joke, you don’t have to write that down.” | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2373 | You really think this will help my Phagophobia? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2374 | Mother always tucked me in with a hug, a kiss and a story. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2375 | I need some chapstick. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2376 | The patient responds well to lip service therapy. Let's see what happens with the vibrator switch on. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2377 | I need a quick power nap before we dive into my subconscious. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2378 | The stripper's pole is a nice addition too. | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2379 | I kissed her once and now everything reminds me of her lips. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2380 | I feel you're just paying lip service to my concerns. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2381 | You are from Holland, aren’t you? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2382 | Is my mother this important? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2383 | I know this might be an awkward time to mention it, but I've stopped validating parking too. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2384 | It was great when it all began, I was a regular Frankie fan. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2385 | What's my problem? Everything is red lips. | 1.2317 | 0.04846 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2386 | Sometimes I feel like I am being swallowed alive. | 1.2317 | 0.06086 | 82 | 68 | 9 | 5 |
2387 | I feel like every shrink I go to just gives me the same old lip service. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2388 | I guess I feel like I’m in a sort of ‘kiss and tell’ situation. | 1.2317 | 0.04355 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2389 | My wife wants to know why I come home from these trysts with lipstick all over my backside. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2390 | I wanna go oh oh oh To the late night double feature picture show | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2391 | It was that tongue, that damn tougue again. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2392 | I feel absolutely fabulous. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2393 | I feel so dirty when I leave | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
2394 | Do you mind if I lick your couch? | 1.2317 | 0.05833 | 82 | 67 | 11 | 4 |
2395 | DON'T WORRY, MY LIPS WILL BE SEALED | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2396 | I know I'm tight lipped today. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2397 | Is it weird that I’m now considering lip filler? | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2398 | It's that thing where I'm living Groundhog Day, but it's Valentine's Day. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2399 | Remember that commercial where the woman puts a cherry in her mouth and then brings it back out with the stem tied in a knot. Well, I feel like that stem | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2400 | Sometimes I feel like useless decoration. Like a gray ribbon on a woman's red hat. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2401 | ...and the most kissing I have been getting this week is from this couch!... | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2402 | There’s not a tongue rolled up in this thing, is there? | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2403 | John, I like the Stones as much as the next guy; but I'm not so sure I like being the tongue. | 1.2317 | 0.05569 | 82 | 66 | 13 | 3 |
2404 | I feel lip smacking good. | 1.2317 | 0.05291 | 82 | 65 | 15 | 2 |
2405 | It’d work better a shade darker. | 1.2317 | 0.04999 | 82 | 64 | 17 | 1 |
2406 | Love is a thing with foam rubber | 1.2299 | 0.05593 | 87 | 71 | 12 | 4 |
2407 | Suddenly I feel consumed by sex. | 1.2299 | 0.05348 | 87 | 70 | 14 | 3 |
2408 | Her lips were plump and soft, like couch cushions. When I close my eyes, I swear I can still feel them. | 1.2299 | 0.04823 | 87 | 68 | 18 | 1 |
2409 | And I'd tell you the rest if you weren't her brother. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2410 | Sne told me what to do, and I went there in a handbasket. | 1.2289 | 0.05235 | 83 | 66 | 15 | 2 |
2411 | If this is the couch for oral fixation, I'm wondering what your other furniture looks like. | 1.2289 | 0.06018 | 83 | 69 | 9 | 5 |
2412 | Big Rolling Stones fan, doc? | 1.2289 | 0.04946 | 83 | 65 | 17 | 1 |
2413 | From your lips to God's ear. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2414 | Doc, to be honest, I only came here to lay on your red couch. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2415 | Tulips? No, I wasn't thinking about tulips. Why do you ask? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2416 | Don't tell me you're one of those real therapists who keeps notes." | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2417 | And she said "read my lips! No new faxes." | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2418 | I can't control myself--I'm always seeing red. | 1.2278 | 0.02515 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
2419 | This isn't just lip service, is it? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2420 | Well, I feel as though I'm being eaten alive. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2421 | I do feel romantic — in a post-modern way. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2422 | Do you need the couch to have a meaning? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2423 | I feel like the world can kiss my ass. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2424 | Mick Jagger is out to get me. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2425 | I do fear the kiss of death is near. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2426 | I think I am going to have trouble opening up about my ex-wife. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2427 | You need a red chair. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2428 | I just can’t stop this feeling of sexual inadequacy..... | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2429 | Hmm...I’m not sure a therapist should advertise, but if you’re going to do it, I guess “You’ll get more than just lip service from Dr. Ken” is as good a tag-line as any. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2430 | Whenever I'm here, I keep thinking of old Rolling Stones album covers... | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2431 | I feel a deep connection to Mick Jagger. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2432 | Hey, Doc! Kissy, Kissy! | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2433 | I'm feeling an irresistible urge to kiss your knees. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2434 | Red is my color | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2435 | I have this recurring dream of being kissed by my mommy. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2436 | I keep having nightmares about being swallowed. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2437 | I miss Hotlips | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2438 | I feel diminished. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2439 | That's right, persistent obsession with Rocky Horror. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2440 | Does the lip service come with a massage function? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2441 | “I love being smack dab in the lips of luxury.” | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2442 | ... and the hallucinations have me believing you give a damn. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2443 | I feel I’m stuck in the ‘70s. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2444 | Excuse me, I thought this was the casting couch. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2445 | Don’t worry. Not a word of this will pass these lips. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2446 | Handwritten notes? How quaint. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2447 | Start me up? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2448 | You have the cutest knees! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2449 | And I'll tell you what else I miss about her... | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2450 | Have I mentioned my uncontrollable terror of the color red? | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2451 | You can't always get what you want. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2452 | I feel like I am being sucked in... | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2453 | I had that 'giant man-eating woman' dream again. | 1.2278 | 0.04575 | 79 | 63 | 15 | 1 |
2454 | I’ve a sense this clinic is no longer operating in the black. | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2455 | Do you have something a little less red ? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2456 | cushy with Mick lips | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2457 | I don't know, Doc. It's just that every time she opens her lips, I start seeing red | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2458 | These sessions only seem to heighten my sexual fantasies." | 1.2278 | 0.04394 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2459 | Doc, I keep dreaming of Mae West. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2460 | You've just got to help me Dr. Scott; I just can't choose between Brad and Eddie. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2461 | If I don't find your advice helpful, can I just say, 'Bite me.' | 1.2278 | 0.06228 | 79 | 66 | 8 | 5 |
2462 | Sometimes I feel like I am being swallowed up by the world. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2463 | I never knew interior design could make me feel so real. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2464 | Yes I feel like a crumb | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2465 | I’d like more than lip service this week | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2466 | I still hear voices, doc, but now they’re rather sensuous. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2467 | Am I crazy, doc? Everywhere I look, I'm reminded of sex." -Tom Potter, Ellicott City, M | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2468 | Are you really listening or is this just lip service? | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2469 | Red lips, they're everywhere Dr., I can't escape them. | 1.2278 | 0.05079 | 79 | 62 | 16 | 1 |
2470 | I can't stop thinking about my maiden aunt kissing me each time she came for a visit. | 1.2278 | 0.02169 | 79 | 68 | 9 | 2 |
2471 | What makes you think something is eating away at me? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2472 | Everything reminds me of her, Doc. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2473 | Red was never very becoming for me on occasions such as this. However, I do like the shape. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2474 | No, I said ‘coral.’ | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2475 | This couch say more about you Doc, than you’ll ever uncover about me. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2476 | Wait. Is that actual saliva!? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2477 | Strangely enough, Doctor, I'm feeling blue. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2478 | She even complains that I kiss like a couch potato. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2479 | Hey Doc, did your mom ever kiss you? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2480 | Have you ever read the " The Giver" or seen "Pleasantville" | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2481 | I keep thinking that Mick Jagger's going to stick his tongue out. | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2482 | I've developed an irrational fear of red lips | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2483 | I’m sorry doc, I'm used to being tight lipped. | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2484 | Did you hear something? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2485 | A cardigan, turtleneck and loafers. Isn't that look a bit hackneyed? | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2486 | The minute she said 'come up and see me sometime', all I could think of was those luscious red lips | 1.2278 | 0.05961 | 79 | 65 | 10 | 4 |
2487 | Enough lip service—I need help! | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2488 | You've asked me about everything except my love life. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2489 | Do you care if I take a selfie right now? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2490 | Do you really mean that, or is it your usual lip service? | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2491 | I keep having this crazy dream. I am being chased down the street by Elizabeth Arden. | 1.2278 | 0.05390 | 79 | 63 | 14 | 2 |
2492 | In all honesty, I like to be the one watching. | 1.2278 | 0.05683 | 79 | 64 | 12 | 3 |
2493 | Your mood couch is making me angry. | 1.2278 | 0.04749 | 79 | 61 | 18 | 0 |
2494 | Hey Doc, should we change places"? | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2495 | But was it ‘lip smacking good’? | 1.2254 | 0.05382 | 71 | 56 | 14 | 1 |
2496 | Is this a new couch? | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2497 | Are you suggesting something? | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2498 | I have no idea. | 1.2254 | 0.06713 | 71 | 60 | 6 | 5 |
2499 | So, what's the deal with red couches shaped like lips? | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2500 | No, this makes me feel less comfortable. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2501 | It should be a rock and roll reference about the couch being like lips, but it is caption contest number 666, so the hell with it. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2502 | Why do you keep asking me questions about furniture? | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2503 | What did you analyst say about your choice of a couch? | 1.2254 | 0.06406 | 71 | 59 | 8 | 4 |
2504 | Well, I guess it’s been happening since you had me lie on a pair of huge red lips. | 1.2254 | 0.06084 | 71 | 58 | 10 | 3 |
2505 | Enough about me. Were you deprived of love and attention as a child? | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2506 | Add in a massage, and your rates will be worthwhile. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2507 | Alexa, order sushi. | 1.2254 | 0.05743 | 71 | 57 | 12 | 2 |
2508 | Are you sure The Rolling Stones therapy is right for me? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2509 | I’m a big Stones fan. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2510 | Sometimes I feel like you’re just paying me lip service | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2511 | Not much to smile about since Bob Mankoff is no longer cartoon editor at THE NEWYORKER | 1.2250 | 0.06408 | 80 | 68 | 6 | 6 |
2512 | Sometimes I feel trapped. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2513 | Were you a long-haired student when you bought this? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2514 | I'm either being swallowed by Mom or having a paranormal encounter with my collective unconscious...Freud or Jung, you're the doc, take your pick. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2515 | What do you mean 'Sometimes a couch is just a couch?' What couch | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2516 | Can't put my finger on it, Doctor, but coming here always gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2517 | So is this how you Russians deal with nostalgia? | 1.2250 | 0.04864 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2518 | Joke's on you, I'm a realist. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2519 | I knew you usually meet with couples, but your couch is just so comfortable. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2520 | Okay, I'll free associate; loose lips sink ships, eat me, pucker up... | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2521 | "Well, it's always been from her lips to God's ear. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2522 | These lips are chapped. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2523 | Well, it's as if I'm about to be devoured... | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2524 | I think you are just paying lip service to my condition. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2525 | Come to think of it, I haven’t been myself since I lost that stick of chapstick years ago... | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2526 | Doc,what's black and white and red all over? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2527 | I'm embarrassed, I didn't want her to find out but she red my lips | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2528 | Are you sure this is ok for someone with an oral fixation? | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2529 | Out of the mouth of babes... | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2530 | I've been having the strangest dreams about Mick Jagger. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2531 | I don't know. Is it supposed to remind me of my mother kissing me? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2532 | I'm definitely not gay, but every time I'm here I get horny! | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2533 | So I guess this is what you call a Freudian''s lip? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2534 | Silk boxers or briefs?" | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2535 | Did I tell you that my mother loved Dolly Parton? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2536 | Before we start, I need to know...Are your lips sealed? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2537 | Is that Words with Friends? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2538 | I can't help feeling it's all lip service. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2539 | At last! You see thing from MY perspective! Let’s switch back! | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2540 | And that's when she stuffed the Pomeranian and a Twinkie in her bag, screamed "I hope your mother gets home soon!" and left. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2541 | Sometimes I feel like I'm on a Rolling Stones album cover. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2542 | Doc, I fell like life and chewed me up and spit me out. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2543 | The color makes me feel safe; it's the same shase as my mother's favorite lipstik. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2544 | Do you any more lip balm? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2545 | I hope this will desensitize your fear of voracious women. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2546 | Feels strangely familiar | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2547 | I said for some reason people don't seem to like me. Open your ears, stupid. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2548 | Dad should never have said, Read my Lips. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2549 | I had the dream where I'm Mick Jagger's tongue again. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2550 | Did Mick Jagger really used to own this couch? | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2551 | It's time for you to kiss and tell. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2552 | Where am I? Who are you? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2553 | This wasn't my idea of sex therapy. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2554 | I have this reoccurring dream of a disembodied mouth wearing red lipstick swallowing me. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2555 | And I don't even own a white shirt! | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2556 | ‘’Put my lips together and blow’ is not working.” | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2557 | I have this dream over and over that you are not actually my analyst but a botox salesman. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2558 | I thought I was supposed to speak from the heart. | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2559 | I've always been thin-skinned but now I'm feeling thin-lipped, too. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2560 | He's still oblivious of my oral fixation | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2561 | When I said I was looking for help with my mouth fetish, this is not what I expected. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2562 | My wife doesn't let me put my shoes on our sofa. Thank you doctor, I'm feeling better already. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2563 | Feeling like all I get is lip service... | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2564 | I have this recurrent dream that I am being kissed and swallowed | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2565 | I went to Harvard too, but I still can't figure out my cell phone. | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2566 | I think "the rack" would be more therapeudic | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2567 | Ok but-- today-- for ME---It's just a couch, right? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2568 | You Freudians make everything about sex | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2569 | Is there an additional fee for the lip service? | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2570 | My sleep number is 35. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2571 | You know Doctor Kaplan, I'm beginning to suspect my surreal erotic nightmares might not be about my mother at all. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2572 | Though it’s contrary to my outward appearance, I often imagine myself as the tongue in The Rolling Stones ‘lips’ logo | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2573 | My mother had a couch like this. | 1.2250 | 0.04698 | 80 | 62 | 18 | 0 |
2574 | Are you a licensed therapist, or am I just going to get lip service? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2575 | Why do I feel it’s always lip service with you? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2576 | The lip couch really makes this erotic! | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2577 | And how did sitting on a giant red lip make you feel exactly? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2578 | When I'm with you it's so confusing: I feel like I'm being devoured and kissed at the same time. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2579 | But doc, can you really say one of my symptoms is paranoia when you have my lying in a lips sofa and this caption contest number is the name of the antichrist. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2580 | I feel like I'm being swallowed by my emotions. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2581 | I've recently discovered that the world 's not black and white. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2582 | I have heard of a love seat before, but never a love couch. | 1.2250 | 0.06156 | 80 | 67 | 8 | 5 |
2583 | Mommy issues? You too? | 1.2250 | 0.04864 | 80 | 65 | 13 | 2 |
2584 | I swear, there's got to be a mother reason for these nightmares | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2585 | My wife used to be mad at me for never noticing her lipstick | 1.2250 | 0.05893 | 80 | 66 | 10 | 4 |
2586 | Doc, I feel like my life is a Rocky Horror Picture Show. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2587 | Is this because of my mommy issues? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2588 | ...always the dream, the engorged crimson lips are swallowing me, swallowing me | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2589 | This couch is the only pace I feel loved. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2590 | Are you listening to me, or just paying lip service like any other shrink? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2591 | Can you give me a hint? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | So what I;m really paying you for is lip service? | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2593 | These sessions are the one bit of color in my otherwise gray existence. | 1.2250 | 0.05024 | 80 | 63 | 16 | 1 |
2594 | So...what's your story? | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2595 | You know I can see you`re just drawing stick figures fighting kung fu right? | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2596 | So your diagnosis is red carpet psychosis?” | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2597 | I seem stuck in a Freudian oral stage. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2598 | Doc, don’t write that down, it was a Freudian slip | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2599 | I feel so inadequate. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 65 | 12 | 3 |
2600 | I don't understand, Doc. It feels like Valentine's Day every time I come in here. | 1.2250 | 0.05329 | 80 | 64 | 14 | 2 |
2601 | Pretending you're asleep is not part of your therapy, Mr. Johnson. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2602 | You think it's an oral fixation? | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2603 | You rent this place by the hour? | 1.2239 | 0.06316 | 67 | 55 | 9 | 3 |
2604 | Doc, is there something you want to tell me? | 1.2239 | 0.05554 | 67 | 53 | 13 | 1 |
2605 | Sometimes a couch is not just a couch, Doc. | 1.2235 | 0.04844 | 85 | 67 | 17 | 1 |
2606 | Are you knitting? | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2607 | Doctor, I'm really having a hard time overcoming my oral fixation. | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2608 | What's with the turtleneck? | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2609 | Are you ready to switch chairs, yet? | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2610 | Kiss me, and I'll tell you everything. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2611 | Since I have been coming to see you, I have been repeatedly dreaming about Mick Jagger | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2612 | I'll ask the questions. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2613 | I’m afraid of being swallowed if I get too close to her. | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2614 | Ohh Charles, I thought it was my turn to play the Psychiatrist... | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2615 | :Does this mean that my neuroses are just getting lip service?" | 1.2222 | 0.05270 | 81 | 65 | 14 | 2 |
2616 | I think I may be stuck in the oral phase a long time. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2617 | What's my favorite flower? | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2618 | It's hard to focus while I'm being kissed. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2619 | I feel like I've paid to be on this couch before... | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2620 | When was the last time you Chap-Sticked this couch? | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2621 | ...but Mick Jagger rejected me. | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2622 | I have a love seat instead of a couch. I think it better reflects the atmosphere I want to project. | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2623 | So I said to the genie, "You can kiss my ass." | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2624 | I'm doing much better, Doc. Before we started meeting, I didn't want to ever leave the couch. | 1.2222 | 0.06086 | 81 | 68 | 8 | 5 |
2625 | You're not just giving me lip service, are you Doctor? | 1.2222 | 0.04969 | 81 | 64 | 16 | 1 |
2626 | I prefer this couch to the anal phase bean bag | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2627 | Need help spelling 'Scylla and Charybdis'" | 1.2222 | 0.05556 | 81 | 66 | 12 | 3 |
2628 | How much do you charge the couch when it starts talking? | 1.2222 | 0.05827 | 81 | 67 | 10 | 4 |
2629 | This couch - from the Loretta Switt collection | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2630 | And you really think this will help me get over my Cheilophobia? | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
2631 | Somehow I always feel like a potato during these sessions. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2632 | Could we switch seats? This couch reminds me of my mother. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2633 | I'm literally being eaten alive. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2634 | I hate the color red and feel weird around turtle neck shirts ! But I always better after I leave ! | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2635 | Do you happen to have any floss? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2636 | Sometimes I feel you're just giving my lip service. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2637 | Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2638 | I feel like I've been chewed up and spit out. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2639 | Now I've got lipstick on my collar AND all over the back of my suit. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2640 | Is that whole thing I just mentioned about lip service too on the nose? | 1.2208 | 0.04758 | 77 | 60 | 17 | 0 |
2641 | I can’t account for it, but ever since I’ve been in psychoanalysis, I have developed a strange fascination for Mick Jagger. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2642 | I’m just thinking about a cigar. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2643 | I actually don't have any problems, I'm just hear because I heard that you have the most comfortable couch. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2644 | Do you think that maybe we should change places? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2645 | Freudian Lips | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2646 | It's been eating me up | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2647 | My lips say one thing but mean a mother. | 1.2208 | 0.04758 | 77 | 60 | 17 | 0 |
2648 | The color red makes me angry. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2649 | I’m oral. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2650 | I misunderstood your radio ad. I thought it said Lack of Love Counseling, not Lap. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2651 | I can't do this anymore, you're weirding me out ... is that curable? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2652 | Maybe so, doc, but is it possible that you are the one with the mommy issues? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2653 | Nice couch. Have fun with it when no one is here? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2654 | I’m sorry that I had to bring my sofa from home, but your sofa didn’t fit my style. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2655 | Strange, every session I begin fantasizing about oral sex. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2656 | you people | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2657 | You see me as more than just a sex object, don't you? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2658 | Look, Doc, the "LIPS ARE SEALED" motif is wonderfully comforting but could you talk to me? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2659 | Some days I feel like a cold sore. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2660 | Are you writing down my Freudian lips, er, slips? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2661 | Sometimes, I can't help feeling moist. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2662 | My problem is that I tend to see things in black and white | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2663 | ..”and I thought I had an oral fixation!” | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2664 | This is the closest I’ve been to a woman’s lips in over a year. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2665 | Ok Doc, tell me again about this oral fixation theory. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2666 | Now I feel like a uvula! | 1.2208 | 0.06303 | 77 | 65 | 7 | 5 |
2667 | I told her not to give me lip, and now this couch is all she left me. | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2668 | I'm torn -- was it the Kiss of Death? Or just a kiss-off? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2669 | Every time I come here I find myself preoccupied with my relationship with my mother. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2670 | I don't like that we're Cartoon Contest #666. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2671 | Everywhere I go, I see her luscious full lips. Am I crazy or do see them too? | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2672 | I would be more comfortable talking to you if you offer me a drink first before I lie down. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2673 | Just out of curiosity, where do you keep the couch for the 'anal stage'? | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2674 | What do you mean; read my sofa, no more new phobias ? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2675 | Would it screw up the whole session if I put my head at the other end | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2676 | Kiss my ass. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2677 | I don't need your lip service, Doc. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2678 | I feel ... wherever I go ... she devours me ... | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2679 | Once I land on this couch I feel free to discuss all my erotic fantasies. | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2680 | My brain keeps saying “Marilyn Monroe, Marilyn Monroe... | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2681 | I see a paper cup and two straws. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2682 | And you think I'm the Freudian one" | 1.2208 | 0.06026 | 77 | 64 | 9 | 4 |
2683 | Did I mention my Oedipal complex ? | 1.2208 | 0.05429 | 77 | 62 | 13 | 2 |
2684 | Doctor, I think you have some confirmation bias. | 1.2208 | 0.05735 | 77 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2685 | Sir, this really goes beyond my training as a plastic surgeon.. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
2686 | Even when I'm winning, I still feel like I'm getting licked. | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2687 | It's 1972, I'm 10 years old, and this sofa's sister did things to me. | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2688 | Why is your advice always to "Kiss that one goodbye? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2689 | My kissing fantasies have actually worsened since I started these sessions. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2690 | The couch and chair don't match! | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2691 | It feels like my whole life is being put on exhibition. | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2692 | No, I like it. It reminds me of being depressed in college. | 1.2179 | 0.04705 | 78 | 61 | 17 | 0 |
2693 | Sometimes I feel just like a rolling stone. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2694 | Sometimes I think you're just giving me lip service. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2695 | Papa was a rollin' stone... | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2696 | Whoever wins this contest #666 is going straight to hell. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2697 | Instead of listening you’re just giving me lip service | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2698 | When she told me to read her lips, I knew it was over... | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2699 | I just feel like all anyone can ever offer me is lip service | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2700 | I have this overwhelming urge to change my name to Mick. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2701 | Is this couch form "The Love Connection"? | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2702 | I think I dream in color, but I live in black and white. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2703 | How do I know that your lips are sealed? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2704 | How is this supposed to help my fear of kissing? | 1.2179 | 0.05046 | 78 | 62 | 15 | 1 |
2705 | But I can't stop thinking that I'll end up with lipstick on my collar my wife'll kill me. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2706 | Why is everything so Freudian? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2707 | I can't read your lips. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2708 | I can't help but feel you're biased toward a Freudian approach. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2709 | I have this persistent dream of being consumed by my mother... | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2710 | Does the Love seat remind you of anything? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2711 | I know it sounds crazy, doc, but somehow you remind me of Mick Jagger. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2712 | Watcha got there, Doc? | 1.2179 | 0.05954 | 78 | 65 | 9 | 4 |
2713 | Sorry, doc, I don't know why I'm giving you such lip today. I know you're trying to help. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2714 | So, my fear of used dorm furniture had been getting better. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2715 | Our new model has a lower lip | 1.2179 | 0.06228 | 78 | 66 | 7 | 5 |
2716 | Does this shade of upholstery go with my phobia? | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2717 | What do you mean, 'Not everything is black and white'? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2718 | So then he said, "you have a big mouth." | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2719 | That suggestion sounds like the kiss of death | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2720 | I keep giving him signs doc, but the man I love just can't take a hint. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2721 | I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
2722 | Not to get off topic, but was this couch tested on animals? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2723 | Sorry, Dr. Williams. Red hot lips always make me sleepy. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2724 | I take it you're part of the Freudian school. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2725 | Do we ALL have mother issues? | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2726 | I have this recurring dream where I'm being eaten by Marilyn Monroe. | 1.2179 | 0.05366 | 78 | 63 | 13 | 2 |
2727 | Doc, it just seems that everything reminds me of my mother! | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 |