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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-05-26T22:03:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-06-09T22:09:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-06-03T22:03:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 10, 2019 |
Number of captions | 4913 |
Number of responses | 612158 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I just made a guy disappear for twenty years. Can you do that? | 2.1917 | 0.00764 | 9456 | 1875 | 3893 | 3688 |
1 | When was the last time you saw either half of her. | 2.1365 | 0.00862 | 8044 | 1929 | 3088 | 3027 |
2 | Exhibit A had better reappear immediately. | 2.1278 | 0.00887 | 6978 | 1528 | 3030 | 2420 |
3 | Put the jury back in the box and hand me the wand. | 2.1267 | 0.00881 | 7795 | 1928 | 2951 | 2916 |
4 | I'm thinking of a number between 20 to life. | 2.0971 | 0.00870 | 7865 | 1995 | 3111 | 2759 |
5 | No, you may not have a volunteer from the audience | 2.0273 | 0.00899 | 7302 | 2059 | 2985 | 2258 |
6 | I don't care what he said. He's the prosecuting attorney. Make him reappear. | 1.9818 | 0.00962 | 6431 | 1973 | 2602 | 1856 |
7 | That rabbit was evidence! | 1.9713 | 0.00942 | 6682 | 2079 | 2716 | 1887 |
8 | And stop referring to the prosecuting attorney as, "My lovely assistant." | 1.9706 | 0.01044 | 5572 | 1775 | 2186 | 1611 |
9 | Listen! If I thought I could make obstruction of justice just "disappear" I'd be president of the United States! | 1.9683 | 0.01092 | 6023 | 2261 | 1692 | 2070 |
10 | Enough! We get that you’ve seen her! Did you saw her? | 1.9531 | 0.01279 | 3969 | 1385 | 1385 | 1199 |
11 | Trust me. I've seen every trick in the book. | 1.9091 | 0.01276 | 3599 | 1232 | 1462 | 905 |
12 | For the last time - saying “a magician never reveals his secrets” is not the same as pleading the fifth | 1.9040 | 0.01151 | 4373 | 1497 | 1799 | 1077 |
13 | They found one of your hares at the scene of the crime. | 1.9006 | 0.01151 | 4897 | 1855 | 1674 | 1368 |
14 | There's no such thing as a writ of hocus pocus! | 1.8966 | 0.01279 | 3918 | 1478 | 1367 | 1073 |
15 | Take off your hat. She wants to question the rabbit." | 1.8829 | 0.01153 | 4612 | 1715 | 1722 | 1175 |
16 | Very funny. Now bring the jury back. | 1.8817 | 0.01905 | 1615 | 580 | 646 | 389 |
17 | I'll remind you that making evidence disappear is why you're here in the first place. | 1.8745 | 0.01215 | 3824 | 1350 | 1604 | 870 |
18 | I'm the only one who can make the charges disappear, understand!? | 1.8733 | 0.02414 | 1010 | 369 | 400 | 241 |
19 | Now that you're under oath, how did you know that was my card? | 1.8675 | 0.02238 | 1223 | 466 | 453 | 304 |
20 | If the jury doesn’t reappear after recess, consider yourself in contempt. | 1.8670 | 0.01029 | 5242 | 1849 | 2241 | 1152 |
21 | And you'd better not have anything up your sleeve. | 1.8479 | 0.01432 | 2721 | 997 | 1141 | 583 |
22 | No, I don't want to see another trick, AND I WANT MY GAVEL BACK. | 1.8399 | 0.01174 | 4411 | 1749 | 1619 | 1043 |
23 | The saw is Exhibit A. Your assistant is Exhibit B and C. | 1.8359 | 0.01306 | 3767 | 1569 | 1247 | 951 |
24 | I'm thinking of a number between 25 and life. | 1.8001 | 0.01125 | 4503 | 1823 | 1757 | 923 |
25 | Habeas corpus is one thing. Hocus pocus quite another. | 1.8000 | 0.01087 | 4911 | 2013 | 1867 | 1031 |
26 | One last time. Where is the jury? | 1.7969 | 0.01135 | 4609 | 1930 | 1685 | 994 |
27 | I didn’t mean for you to actually wipe that smile off your face! | 1.7822 | 0.01687 | 2163 | 952 | 730 | 481 |
28 | I'll decide if that's a trick question! | 1.7818 | 0.01242 | 3721 | 1563 | 1407 | 751 |
29 | Nice try, I'm still here. | 1.7728 | 0.01352 | 3174 | 1363 | 1169 | 642 |
30 | This is my courtroom, I don’t have to say the magic word. | 1.7498 | 0.01600 | 2334 | 1062 | 794 | 478 |
31 | Stop calling it a workplace accident: You cut a woman in half! | 1.7485 | 0.01401 | 3014 | 1365 | 1042 | 607 |
32 | Remember, anything you pull out of your hat may be used against you. | 1.7485 | 0.01294 | 3181 | 1348 | 1285 | 548 |
33 | Just tell the jury what you sawed. | 1.7453 | 0.01343 | 3341 | 1540 | 1112 | 689 |
34 | We know you're guilty. Now we want to know how you did it. | 1.7378 | 0.01391 | 3036 | 1394 | 1044 | 598 |
35 | Let's see you pull an alibi out of your hat. | 1.7302 | 0.01596 | 2139 | 949 | 818 | 372 |
36 | She's the prosecuting attorney, NOT your "lovely assistant!" | 1.7247 | 0.01353 | 3077 | 1407 | 1110 | 560 |
37 | Pick a prison, any prison. | 1.7205 | 0.01594 | 2333 | 1108 | 769 | 456 |
38 | You can't just make a witness vanish! This is a court not the White House. | 1.6999 | 0.01732 | 2116 | 1084 | 583 | 449 |
39 | Make that prosecutor reappear now ! | 1.6844 | 0.01761 | 1809 | 883 | 614 | 312 |
40 | Mr. Mysterioso, you're ordered to refrain from referring to the victim as the abra-cadaver. | 1.6826 | 0.03208 | 608 | 317 | 167 | 124 |
41 | We already have plenty of lawyers. Turn her back into a rabbit! | 1.6807 | 0.01932 | 1597 | 812 | 483 | 302 |
42 | Yeah, well, I too can make people disappear. | 1.6766 | 0.02298 | 1011 | 486 | 366 | 159 |
43 | Do you know I can make you disappear for 5 to 8 years? | 1.6694 | 0.02060 | 1204 | 572 | 458 | 174 |
44 | Where's my gavel and watch? | 1.6687 | 0.01947 | 1458 | 724 | 493 | 241 |
45 | The court instructs the witness to make the defendant re-appear. | 1.6657 | 0.02014 | 1379 | 693 | 454 | 232 |
46 | We found no evidence of illusion. | 1.6614 | 0.02299 | 1131 | 594 | 326 | 211 |
47 | Wave that wand and bring back my pants, NOW! | 1.6588 | 0.02209 | 1231 | 651 | 349 | 231 |
48 | Look. Every witness you make disappear just adds to the charges. | 1.6571 | 0.02827 | 694 | 352 | 228 | 114 |
49 | The witness is instructed to stop finishing every answer with, “Tah-da!” | 1.6552 | 0.02392 | 960 | 486 | 319 | 155 |
50 | I don't care if there's nothing up your sleeve, in my courtroom you will raise your right hand. | 1.6493 | 0.02248 | 1095 | 562 | 355 | 178 |
51 | Leave the deceit, trickery, and hocus-pocus to the attorneys. | 1.6474 | 0.02446 | 1021 | 555 | 271 | 195 |
52 | You make that jury reappear right now." | 1.6398 | 0.02424 | 980 | 522 | 289 | 169 |
53 | And you expect us to believe she just disappeared into thin air? | 1.6395 | 0.02322 | 971 | 492 | 337 | 142 |
54 | That may very well be what your rabbit told you, however hare-say is inadmissible in this courtroom. | 1.6361 | 0.02742 | 731 | 382 | 233 | 116 |
55 | No, you may not pull a witness out of your hat! | 1.6338 | 0.02452 | 912 | 478 | 290 | 144 |
56 | ...and stop ending every answer with 'Ta-da!'. | 1.6337 | 0.02495 | 890 | 469 | 278 | 143 |
57 | I keep a ‘Contempt of Court’ card up MY sleeve. | 1.6296 | 0.02470 | 872 | 453 | 289 | 130 |
58 | Just state your name, and don't include the word, "Amazing." | 1.6275 | 0.02629 | 792 | 419 | 249 | 124 |
59 | Sir, we can still see you so please answer the question. | 1.6149 | 0.03246 | 509 | 272 | 161 | 76 |
60 | She means when you last "saw her." Like, with your eyes. | 1.6145 | 0.02737 | 716 | 383 | 226 | 107 |
61 | The number I’m thinking is 20 to life. | 1.6066 | 0.02838 | 671 | 365 | 205 | 101 |
62 | Well, I can make people disappear for more than 40 years, so I suggest you put that wand away. | 1.6062 | 0.02737 | 678 | 358 | 229 | 91 |
63 | No, you may not cut your sentence in half! | 1.6055 | 0.02930 | 649 | 359 | 187 | 103 |
64 | Be more specific than, "She just disappeared!" | 1.6045 | 0.02671 | 665 | 341 | 246 | 78 |
65 | The last time I let you out on bail you just disappeared. | 1.6013 | 0.02857 | 632 | 339 | 206 | 87 |
66 | You make another witness disappear and I’ll hold you in contempt! | 1.6006 | 0.02955 | 636 | 354 | 182 | 100 |
67 | Very clever. But there are plenty more where that jury came from. | 1.6000 | 0.03047 | 605 | 339 | 169 | 97 |
68 | When they went into deliberation, the jury was not composed of 12 angry rabbits! | 1.5989 | 0.03238 | 571 | 331 | 138 | 102 |
69 | Well, make the evidence reappear, damn it! | 1.5974 | 0.02852 | 616 | 328 | 208 | 80 |
70 | A magician never reveals his secrets” is not a defense | 1.5971 | 0.02927 | 618 | 338 | 191 | 89 |
71 | For the last time, stop making the jury disappear! | 1.5961 | 0.02933 | 614 | 336 | 190 | 88 |
72 | I'm locking you up for a spell. | 1.5960 | 0.02933 | 599 | 324 | 193 | 82 |
73 | One more stunt like that and I'll make you disappear for 3-5 years! | 1.5901 | 0.02953 | 566 | 303 | 192 | 71 |
74 | It's not a circus court. The word is 'circuit.' | 1.5889 | 0.03158 | 557 | 316 | 154 | 87 |
75 | Please answer the current question, not the next one. | 1.5882 | 0.03090 | 561 | 313 | 166 | 82 |
76 | You will make the prosecutor reappear immediately! | 1.5860 | 0.03058 | 541 | 295 | 175 | 71 |
77 | One more magic trick, young man, and I’m going to make you disappear for a very long time. | 1.5855 | 0.02920 | 550 | 290 | 198 | 62 |
78 | Make your mouth reappear and answer the question. | 1.5808 | 0.03167 | 520 | 290 | 158 | 72 |
79 | Very funny,now watch me make you disappear! | 1.5768 | 0.03236 | 501 | 282 | 149 | 70 |
80 | This is the second time your attorney failed to appear. | 1.5763 | 0.03214 | 498 | 278 | 153 | 67 |
81 | No, you can't make the charges disappear. Who do you think you are...Donald Trump? | 1.5733 | 0.03542 | 464 | 276 | 110 | 78 |
82 | How many more "surprise witnesses" do you have in there? | 1.5708 | 0.03250 | 473 | 263 | 150 | 60 |
83 | For the last time, there is no such thing as a writ of hocus pocus! | 1.5708 | 0.03370 | 466 | 266 | 134 | 66 |
84 | "Answer the question: where is her other half ?" | 1.5702 | 0.03224 | 470 | 259 | 154 | 57 |
85 | Sawing her in two makes you party of both parts. | 1.5686 | 0.03298 | 459 | 256 | 145 | 58 |
86 | You may step down, but we shall reconvene at 4pm for my son’s birthday party. | 1.5657 | 0.03499 | 449 | 263 | 118 | 68 |
87 | And the witness will refrain from referring to counsel as ‘my lovely and talented assistant’. | 1.5655 | 0.03278 | 435 | 237 | 150 | 48 |
88 | I'm the one who dismisses the jury. Bring them back this instance! | 1.5647 | 0.03534 | 448 | 265 | 113 | 70 |
89 | Let's just dispense with the 'abracadabra' before each response. | 1.5644 | 0.03422 | 450 | 259 | 128 | 63 |
90 | Rabbit or no rabbit, you'll take your hat off in my court! | 1.5639 | 0.03449 | 438 | 251 | 127 | 60 |
91 | I see you're up to your old tricks. | 1.5635 | 0.03355 | 433 | 241 | 140 | 52 |
92 | Answer her right now! Where is the rabbit? | 1.5633 | 0.03601 | 442 | 265 | 105 | 72 |
93 | Do you think you can make all that evidence disappear? You are not the Attorney General. | 1.5616 | 0.03705 | 422 | 255 | 97 | 70 |
94 | 'She just vanished' is not an acceptable answer. | 1.5615 | 0.03493 | 431 | 249 | 122 | 60 |
95 | OK, you've made your point - now turn the prosecutor back into a 70-year-old white male | 1.5596 | 0.03624 | 411 | 241 | 110 | 60 |
96 | I want the prosecutor back in this courtroom, and I want him now. | 1.5588 | 0.03616 | 417 | 246 | 109 | 62 |
97 | And I'm thinking of a number between two and twenty months. | 1.5588 | 0.03535 | 417 | 241 | 119 | 57 |
98 | Now bring the jury back. | 1.5580 | 0.03669 | 414 | 247 | 103 | 64 |
99 | You will serve two sentences. One for each half of your wife. | 1.5556 | 0.03655 | 387 | 224 | 111 | 52 |
100 | Did you just say "abra-cadaver"? | 1.5550 | 0.03669 | 400 | 236 | 106 | 58 |
101 | You’re not the only one who can make someone disappear! | 1.5533 | 0.03730 | 394 | 235 | 100 | 59 |
102 | The witness will refrain from calling justice 'the world's greatest illusion.' | 1.5508 | 0.03661 | 394 | 232 | 107 | 55 |
103 | Answer the question. Your rabbit's testimony was haresay | 1.5508 | 0.03730 | 394 | 236 | 99 | 59 |
104 | Whaddya mean, what does it look like? It looks like a little hammer! | 1.5506 | 0.03634 | 385 | 223 | 112 | 50 |
105 | And when I turn around, I want to see my gavel back where it belongs. | 1.5501 | 0.03624 | 389 | 226 | 112 | 51 |
106 | Does it LOOK like I want a balloon animal? | 1.5497 | 0.03656 | 382 | 222 | 110 | 50 |
107 | Bring back the defendant. | 1.5471 | 0.03676 | 382 | 224 | 107 | 51 |
108 | I don't care how many rabbits come out; take off your hat in the court. | 1.5469 | 0.03586 | 373 | 212 | 118 | 43 |
109 | Last warning. Stop answering questions before they're asked. | 1.5467 | 0.03774 | 364 | 214 | 101 | 49 |
110 | No, I didn't see all the charges disappear. | 1.5466 | 0.03438 | 386 | 215 | 131 | 40 |
111 | If you don't make my pants reappear this instant, I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.5462 | 0.03828 | 379 | 230 | 91 | 58 |
112 | No you may not choose a volunteer from the audience. | 1.5462 | 0.03504 | 379 | 213 | 125 | 41 |
113 | Yes, I can still see you. | 1.5428 | 0.03620 | 374 | 216 | 113 | 45 |
114 | Turn me back into Judge Judy. | 1.5428 | 0.03924 | 374 | 232 | 81 | 61 |
115 | Mr. Majestico, this is your final warning. Stop stalling and answer the question. Did you or did you not make President Trump’s conscience vanish at his eighth birthday party? | 1.5417 | 0.03986 | 360 | 223 | 79 | 58 |
116 | No, you may not have a volunteer from the jury. | 1.5410 | 0.03700 | 366 | 214 | 106 | 46 |
117 | No, it's not a protected trade secret! Did you or did you not saw the victim in half? | 1.5408 | 0.03931 | 355 | 216 | 86 | 53 |
118 | I'm not giving you a new attorney until you bring the old one back. | 1.5404 | 0.03836 | 359 | 215 | 94 | 50 |
119 | Answer the question...when were you hired as an accountant by the Trump administration? | 1.5389 | 0.04104 | 347 | 218 | 71 | 58 |
120 | Your request to read my mind is DENIED! | 1.5389 | 0.03768 | 360 | 213 | 100 | 47 |
121 | Can you make Donald Trump disappear? | 1.5385 | 0.04027 | 351 | 218 | 77 | 56 |
122 | Yes I want my wristwatch back and no, you may not refer to defense counsel as “my lovely assistant”. | 1.5385 | 0.03925 | 351 | 213 | 87 | 51 |
123 | And remember, no tricks! | 1.5380 | 0.03681 | 355 | 205 | 109 | 41 |
124 | Pssst. Generally I don't allow tricks, but turning a lawyer or two into toads will be looked upon favorably . | 1.5374 | 0.03972 | 348 | 213 | 83 | 52 |
125 | Oh yea - and I can make you disappear for 20 years. | 1.5374 | 0.03802 | 348 | 205 | 99 | 44 |
126 | Answer the question or YOU'LL disappear for ten to twenty. | 1.5360 | 0.03875 | 347 | 208 | 92 | 47 |
127 | Don't think that these charges will magically disappear!! | 1.5356 | 0.03690 | 351 | 203 | 108 | 40 |
128 | No, Mr Marvolo, you may NOT ask for a lovely volunteer from the jury. | 1.5349 | 0.03858 | 344 | 205 | 94 | 45 |
129 | She is your attorney... not your "Beautiful Assistant". | 1.5345 | 0.03780 | 348 | 205 | 100 | 43 |
130 | For the last time, sir, you may not request a volunteer from the audience. | 1.5343 | 0.04026 | 335 | 205 | 81 | 49 |
131 | It's only a "trick" if you can put her back together. | 1.5337 | 0.03725 | 341 | 197 | 106 | 38 |
132 | Your instructions were to appear before the jury, not to make the jury disappear. | 1.5331 | 0.03894 | 332 | 197 | 93 | 42 |
133 | Please stop referring to counsel as your "lovely assistant" | 1.5321 | 0.03963 | 327 | 196 | 88 | 43 |
134 | Okay, where is my gavel? | 1.5321 | 0.03867 | 327 | 192 | 96 | 39 |
135 | So let me get this straight, your second wife also disappeared? | 1.5303 | 0.03936 | 330 | 198 | 89 | 43 |
136 | I have my own bag of tricks, sir. | 1.5292 | 0.03633 | 325 | 182 | 114 | 29 |
137 | No you may not have a volunteer from the jury...AND I want my gavel back NOW! | 1.5291 | 0.03987 | 327 | 198 | 85 | 44 |
138 | Put the jury back! | 1.5287 | 0.03857 | 331 | 196 | 95 | 40 |
139 | Your wife says the magic is gone! | 1.5268 | 0.04009 | 317 | 191 | 85 | 41 |
140 | The question was: ‘Where did you last saw her?’ | 1.5261 | 0.04170 | 306 | 188 | 75 | 43 |
141 | When the bailiff said ‘All rise!’ they didn’t mean ‘levitate.’ | 1.5256 | 0.03685 | 312 | 175 | 110 | 27 |
142 | These are NOT trick questions! | 1.5244 | 0.04030 | 307 | 184 | 85 | 38 |
143 | In my courtroom the law is not a mere illusion. | 1.5243 | 0.04062 | 309 | 187 | 82 | 40 |
144 | If you make one more exhibit disappear I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.5243 | 0.04037 | 309 | 186 | 84 | 39 |
145 | Client-magician privilege is an illusion! | 1.5240 | 0.04099 | 313 | 192 | 78 | 43 |
146 | My turn...think of a sentence between one and fifty years. | 1.5230 | 0.03924 | 304 | 178 | 93 | 33 |
147 | Witness shall cease delighting the jury! | 1.5226 | 0.03868 | 310 | 181 | 96 | 33 |
148 | 'Making the truth disappear is not 'magic'. It's perjury.' | 1.5226 | 0.04053 | 310 | 188 | 82 | 40 |
149 | What did you do with the other half of the plaintiff? | 1.5226 | 0.04027 | 310 | 187 | 84 | 39 |
150 | A magician never reveals his secrets” is not a valid defense son | 1.5226 | 0.03868 | 310 | 181 | 96 | 33 |
151 | I knew Harry Houdini. Sir, you are no Harry Houdini! | 1.5215 | 0.04176 | 303 | 187 | 74 | 42 |
152 | I do magic also. I can make you disappear for 5 to 10 years. | 1.5215 | 0.03989 | 303 | 180 | 88 | 35 |
153 | I'M the only one that makes charges disappear around here. | 1.5208 | 0.03968 | 265 | 149 | 94 | 22 |
154 | Now, this time can you point to who did it without them vanishing? | 1.5197 | 0.03980 | 304 | 181 | 88 | 35 |
155 | No! You may not ask for a volunteer from the courtroom. | 1.5197 | 0.04007 | 304 | 182 | 86 | 36 |
156 | For the record, that was not my card. | 1.5186 | 0.04041 | 295 | 176 | 85 | 34 |
157 | Stop making the witnesses disappear. | 1.5184 | 0.03916 | 299 | 175 | 93 | 31 |
158 | It's only magic if you put her back together after you cut her in half! | 1.5180 | 0.03970 | 305 | 182 | 88 | 35 |
159 | Please stop referring to the State's counsel as your beautiful assistant | 1.5171 | 0.04352 | 292 | 185 | 63 | 44 |
160 | You will let council do the misdirection. | 1.5171 | 0.04158 | 292 | 178 | 77 | 37 |
161 | A little less hocus pocus and a little more habeas corpus! | 1.5169 | 0.04171 | 296 | 182 | 75 | 39 |
162 | Please stop referring to counsel as 'my lovely assistant'" | 1.5169 | 0.04088 | 296 | 179 | 81 | 36 |
163 | Remove that ridiculous looking bow tie! | 1.5157 | 0.04355 | 287 | 181 | 64 | 42 |
164 | If one more prosecutor disappears, I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.5157 | 0.04184 | 287 | 175 | 76 | 36 |
165 | Young man, you'll find that I too have a few tricks up my sleeve. | 1.5157 | 0.04096 | 287 | 172 | 82 | 33 |
166 | The witness will refrain from making the jury disappear! | 1.5154 | 0.04204 | 293 | 181 | 73 | 39 |
167 | Again, sir, it’s not “just a magic trick” if you don’t return the wallet. | 1.5154 | 0.04062 | 293 | 176 | 83 | 34 |
168 | Where were you the night you disappeared? | 1.5154 | 0.04176 | 293 | 180 | 75 | 38 |
169 | I told you, this is not a formal hearing. | 1.5140 | 0.04224 | 286 | 176 | 73 | 37 |
170 | You stick to the hocus-pocus. I'll handle the mumbo-jumbo. | 1.5138 | 0.04265 | 290 | 181 | 69 | 40 |
171 | When I said to wipe that silly grin off your face, I didn't mean it literally! | 1.5125 | 0.04251 | 281 | 173 | 72 | 36 |
172 | I don’t care if there is a rabbit in there . Take it off | 1.5125 | 0.04251 | 281 | 173 | 72 | 36 |
173 | If you think you are going to make these charges disappear, think again. | 1.5122 | 0.04126 | 287 | 174 | 79 | 34 |
174 | Sir, there is no such thing as a magician-rabbit privilege. | 1.5108 | 0.04194 | 278 | 169 | 76 | 33 |
175 | Oh, yeah? Well, I can make YOU disappear for 7-to-10 years! | 1.5107 | 0.04203 | 280 | 171 | 75 | 34 |
176 | The court suspects you're concealing something. | 1.5106 | 0.04058 | 282 | 168 | 84 | 30 |
177 | I will not have you turn this courtroom into a circus! | 1.5106 | 0.04119 | 282 | 170 | 80 | 32 |
178 | You make that mouth reappear NOW! | 1.5106 | 0.04180 | 282 | 172 | 76 | 34 |
179 | Watch and be amazed at how i can make you disappear for twenty years. | 1.5106 | 0.04158 | 284 | 173 | 77 | 34 |
180 | I'm thinking of a number too - 20 years. | 1.5091 | 0.04383 | 275 | 173 | 64 | 38 |
181 | The defendant will make the prosecuting attorney reappear THIS INSTANT!!! | 1.5091 | 0.04165 | 275 | 166 | 78 | 31 |
182 | Wipe that innocent look off of your face and give me back my gavel! | 1.5091 | 0.04165 | 275 | 166 | 78 | 31 |
183 | I'll allow it, but we use my deck of cards. | 1.5075 | 0.04009 | 268 | 156 | 88 | 24 |
184 | Quit asking the jury for volunteers. | 1.5072 | 0.04090 | 276 | 165 | 82 | 29 |
185 | Let me remind you, that rabbit is still under oath. | 1.5056 | 0.04123 | 267 | 159 | 81 | 27 |
186 | Can you explain how Exhibit A got behind counsel’s ear? | 1.5055 | 0.04252 | 273 | 168 | 72 | 33 |
187 | The court will acknowledge that magic exists. Now, on the count of three, I want to see the prosecutor restored to his original form! | 1.5055 | 0.04123 | 273 | 164 | 80 | 29 |
188 | It's habeas corpus you idiot, not hocus pocus. | 1.5019 | 0.04364 | 261 | 162 | 67 | 32 |
189 | Alakazam. Alakazort. That will be 30 days for contempt of court! | 1.5019 | 0.04121 | 261 | 155 | 81 | 25 |
190 | What do you mean the evidence just disappeared? | 1.5019 | 0.04296 | 261 | 160 | 71 | 30 |
191 | 'I'll remind the defendant that 'turning tricks' is a crime even when dressed as a magician. | 1.5019 | 0.04406 | 263 | 165 | 64 | 34 |
192 | OK. You made your point. Now bring back the court reporter. | 1.5019 | 0.03970 | 265 | 154 | 89 | 22 |
193 | Did you just pull that answer out of your hat ? | 1.5000 | 0.04156 | 258 | 154 | 79 | 25 |
194 | Please raise your sleight hand. | 1.5000 | 0.04402 | 258 | 161 | 65 | 32 |
195 | Mr. Kushner, No matter what the President has said, YOU ARE NOT A MAGICIAN | 1.5000 | 0.04385 | 262 | 164 | 65 | 33 |
196 | Just answer the question: what happened to the rabbit? | 1.5000 | 0.04333 | 258 | 159 | 69 | 30 |
197 | Answer her question right now or watch me and my gavel make you and your wand magically disappear for a long, long time. | 1.5000 | 0.04156 | 258 | 154 | 79 | 25 |
198 | You can't just keep saying 'magic' every time the prosecution asks how you did something! | 1.5000 | 0.04559 | 266 | 173 | 53 | 40 |
199 | Yes, Mr. Findlay, you must answer the question. “Where is the rabbit?” | 1.5000 | 0.05688 | 146 | 89 | 41 | 16 |
200 | And how may I ask, does ten million dollars just disappear? | 1.5000 | 0.04119 | 258 | 153 | 81 | 24 |
201 | Stop saying you made the guy disappear! It’s called MURDER!! | 1.5000 | 0.04215 | 262 | 159 | 75 | 28 |
202 | Listen, "Mr. Razmatazz," there are plenty more juries where that one came from. | 1.5000 | 0.04333 | 258 | 159 | 69 | 30 |
203 | Seriously. Make my gavel come back. | 1.5000 | 0.04385 | 262 | 164 | 65 | 33 |
204 | I'd thank you to stop referring to your lawyer as your "lovely assistant" | 1.5000 | 0.04263 | 258 | 157 | 73 | 28 |
205 | You better have something up your sleeve besides your arm. | 1.5000 | 0.04418 | 262 | 165 | 63 | 34 |
206 | Mr. Johnson, we CAN see you, you AREN'T invisible, and you DO have to answer the question. | 1.4981 | 0.04355 | 259 | 161 | 67 | 31 |
207 | My gavel will reappear in five seconds or you’re in contempt. | 1.4981 | 0.04286 | 259 | 159 | 71 | 29 |
208 | For you, orange is the new black. | 1.4981 | 0.04457 | 259 | 164 | 61 | 34 |
209 | The witness will cease referring to counsel as "my lovely assistant." | 1.4981 | 0.04557 | 259 | 167 | 55 | 37 |
210 | Half a woman is still evidence of a crime. | 1.4980 | 0.04325 | 253 | 155 | 70 | 28 |
211 | What do you mean, you "get paid to make people disappear; no big deal"? | 1.4980 | 0.04252 | 253 | 153 | 74 | 26 |
212 | Only I can make the charges disappear! | 1.4980 | 0.04361 | 253 | 156 | 68 | 29 |
213 | Well, I'll tell you what, I'm going to put you in a box and give you ten to fifteen to figure our how to get out of it. | 1.4980 | 0.04466 | 245 | 152 | 64 | 29 |
214 | I agree he was annoying, but making opposing counsel disappear was not cool. | 1.4939 | 0.04250 | 247 | 149 | 74 | 24 |
215 | Just bring back the jury so we can proceed. | 1.4939 | 0.04429 | 245 | 152 | 65 | 28 |
216 | My gavel sir. Bring it back NOW! | 1.4938 | 0.04456 | 243 | 151 | 64 | 28 |
217 | For the last time, the evidence is NOT behind my ear! | 1.4936 | 0.04528 | 235 | 146 | 62 | 27 |
218 | So you insist your wife just vanished , as if by magic | 1.4928 | 0.04587 | 207 | 124 | 64 | 19 |
219 | We call “making witnesses disappear” “obstruction of justice”. | 1.4919 | 0.04415 | 246 | 153 | 65 | 28 |
220 | When we said "business attire", we did not refer to your specific occupation... | 1.4919 | 0.04415 | 246 | 153 | 65 | 28 |
221 | You are ordered to make the prosecution's briefs reappear, and my pants as well! | 1.4917 | 0.04535 | 240 | 151 | 60 | 29 |
222 | For the last time, she's the DA, not your "lovely assistant." | 1.4897 | 0.04568 | 243 | 155 | 57 | 31 |
223 | How about I make YOU disappear? | 1.4896 | 0.04326 | 241 | 147 | 70 | 24 |
224 | The court must hear what you did with her other half. | 1.4895 | 0.04549 | 239 | 151 | 59 | 29 |
225 | What do you mean she just "disappeared?" | 1.4895 | 0.04392 | 239 | 147 | 67 | 25 |
226 | And where's my gavel? | 1.4895 | 0.04549 | 239 | 151 | 59 | 29 |
227 | If another juror disappears, I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.4893 | 0.04306 | 233 | 140 | 72 | 21 |
228 | You can't have an "off day" when you're sawing women in half! | 1.4893 | 0.04677 | 233 | 149 | 54 | 30 |
229 | No, we have not been a wonderful audience! | 1.4890 | 0.04475 | 227 | 139 | 65 | 23 |
230 | If you make the prosecutor disappear one more time, I’m holding you in contempt! | 1.4875 | 0.04133 | 240 | 142 | 79 | 19 |
231 | but seriously, where's my gavel? | 1.4875 | 0.04418 | 240 | 149 | 65 | 26 |
232 | the REAL magic happens at sentencing | 1.4873 | 0.04224 | 236 | 141 | 75 | 20 |
233 | Let's try to answer this time without the doves. | 1.4872 | 0.04542 | 234 | 147 | 60 | 27 |
234 | Just to remind you, it's the attorney's job to pull the rabbit out of the hat. | 1.4872 | 0.04501 | 234 | 146 | 62 | 26 |
235 | You just sawed a real live woman in two and you're defense is it worked on You Tube? | 1.4872 | 0.04778 | 234 | 153 | 48 | 33 |
236 | How'd you like to disappear for ten to twenty years? | 1.4870 | 0.04432 | 230 | 141 | 66 | 23 |
237 | Stop it with that wand. We have lawyers to make evidence appear and disappear. | 1.4848 | 0.04375 | 231 | 141 | 68 | 22 |
238 | Just answer the question...and no, I don't want to pick a card. | 1.4848 | 0.04460 | 231 | 143 | 64 | 24 |
239 | Don't abracadabra me, Mister! | 1.4848 | 0.04825 | 231 | 152 | 46 | 33 |
240 | You’re telling the court you had nothing to do with your wife’s disappearance? | 1.4848 | 0.04332 | 231 | 140 | 70 | 21 |
241 | Outbursts of "Abracadabra -No Collusion!" will NOT be tolerated in my court! | 1.4848 | 0.04746 | 231 | 150 | 50 | 31 |
242 | So tax returns are now part of your disappearing act? | 1.4848 | 0.04418 | 231 | 142 | 66 | 23 |
243 | Answer the question! Did you or did you not make Mr. Trump's IRS records disappear? | 1.4846 | 0.04687 | 227 | 145 | 54 | 28 |
244 | All right, where's the jury!? | 1.4846 | 0.04341 | 227 | 137 | 70 | 20 |
245 | If you disappear again you will be held in contempt | 1.4831 | 0.04350 | 236 | 145 | 68 | 23 |
246 | No! The court does not wish to see you pull a new defense attorney out of your hat! | 1.4830 | 0.05740 | 147 | 93 | 37 | 17 |
247 | You make that jury reappear right this instant. | 1.4826 | 0.04257 | 230 | 138 | 73 | 19 |
248 | No it’s not a trick question. | 1.4826 | 0.04516 | 230 | 144 | 61 | 25 |
249 | No Mr. Barr, you can't make a subpoena disappear. | 1.4826 | 0.04722 | 230 | 149 | 51 | 30 |
250 | You’re only getting 5 years for the murder. The rest of your life sentence is for being a magician. | 1.4823 | 0.04826 | 226 | 148 | 47 | 31 |
251 | Stop taking the cuffs off! | 1.4821 | 0.04691 | 224 | 143 | 54 | 27 |
252 | Objection sustained! The witness will refrain from making the evidence vanish. | 1.4820 | 0.04679 | 222 | 141 | 55 | 26 |
253 | How much you wanna bet you can’t make the cell bars disappear? | 1.4805 | 0.04460 | 231 | 144 | 63 | 24 |
254 | Sir, if you make my gavel disappear one more time I will hold you in contempt of court! | 1.4802 | 0.04560 | 227 | 143 | 59 | 25 |
255 | If you make me disappear one more time, I’ll hold you in contempt! | 1.4802 | 0.04517 | 227 | 142 | 61 | 24 |
256 | Produce the rabbit or you're in contempt | 1.4802 | 0.04473 | 227 | 141 | 63 | 23 |
257 | No, you may not ask for a volunteer from the audience. | 1.4800 | 0.04413 | 225 | 138 | 66 | 21 |
258 | Voila is not an acceptable answer. | 1.4798 | 0.04441 | 223 | 137 | 65 | 21 |
259 | And for my next act, I'll make your freedom disappear. | 1.4781 | 0.04371 | 228 | 140 | 67 | 21 |
260 | For the last time sir, I will not ‘pick a card’! | 1.4775 | 0.04722 | 222 | 143 | 52 | 27 |
261 | When I said wipe that smile off your face, I didn't mean literally. | 1.4775 | 0.04635 | 222 | 141 | 56 | 25 |
262 | No, you may not select an assistant from the audience! | 1.4775 | 0.04678 | 222 | 142 | 54 | 26 |
263 | Witness will answer the question, and return counsel's watch. | 1.4775 | 0.04765 | 222 | 144 | 50 | 28 |
264 | Make the prosecutor reappear, or I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.4775 | 0.04455 | 222 | 137 | 64 | 21 |
265 | Sir, you're charged with Collusion, not Illusion! | 1.4775 | 0.04678 | 222 | 142 | 54 | 26 |
266 | I do the magic in this courtroom. | 1.4775 | 0.04591 | 222 | 140 | 58 | 24 |
267 | And can you see that rabbit anywhere in this room? | 1.4771 | 0.04224 | 218 | 129 | 74 | 15 |
268 | Presto! You're in contempt! | 1.4771 | 0.04371 | 218 | 132 | 68 | 18 |
269 | The witness is admonished to leave the misdirection and sleight of hand to his capable counsel. | 1.4769 | 0.04730 | 216 | 138 | 53 | 25 |
270 | If one more witness disappears... | 1.4766 | 0.04378 | 214 | 129 | 68 | 17 |
271 | The money just went poof is not an answer. | 1.4766 | 0.04378 | 214 | 129 | 68 | 17 |
272 | You can't just 'appear.' You have to testify. | 1.4766 | 0.04622 | 214 | 134 | 58 | 22 |
273 | Around here, I'm the one who makes witnesses appear. | 1.4766 | 0.04428 | 214 | 130 | 66 | 18 |
274 | For the last time, you can not ask for a volunteer from the audience! | 1.4749 | 0.04681 | 219 | 140 | 54 | 25 |
275 | No, you can't have a volunteer from the audience help you with your testimony." | 1.4747 | 0.04758 | 217 | 140 | 51 | 26 |
276 | Can you guess the sentence I'm thinking of? | 1.4744 | 0.04606 | 215 | 135 | 58 | 22 |
277 | How many times do I have to lock you up before you learn to stay there? | 1.4737 | 0.04653 | 209 | 131 | 57 | 21 |
278 | It's still tampering with evidence if you make it disappear. | 1.4720 | 0.04525 | 214 | 133 | 61 | 20 |
279 | You bring them back! I'm the one who clears the courtroom around here! | 1.4720 | 0.04898 | 214 | 141 | 45 | 28 |
280 | Will you stop making my gavel disappear! | 1.4720 | 0.04377 | 214 | 130 | 67 | 17 |
281 | I am holding you in contempt until you make the plaintiff reappear | 1.4720 | 0.04668 | 214 | 136 | 55 | 23 |
282 | Making your mouth disappear is not the same as pleading the 5th. | 1.4717 | 0.04841 | 212 | 138 | 48 | 26 |
283 | And I can make YOU disappear. | 1.4714 | 0.04636 | 210 | 132 | 57 | 21 |
284 | The court orders you to produce both halves of your alibi. | 1.4714 | 0.05863 | 140 | 90 | 34 | 16 |
285 | What did you think would happen when you cut a person in half? | 1.4714 | 0.04537 | 210 | 130 | 61 | 19 |
286 | You realize that sawing a lady in half is a felony in New York! | 1.4714 | 0.04587 | 210 | 131 | 59 | 20 |
287 | Nice try but jury tampering definitely includes making them disappear | 1.4714 | 0.04435 | 210 | 128 | 65 | 17 |
288 | We all know the jury was here a minute ago. | 1.4714 | 0.04587 | 210 | 131 | 59 | 20 |
289 | The prosecution has four-hundred witnesses to your sawing your wife's body in two - and they have all disappeared!? | 1.4714 | 0.04829 | 210 | 136 | 49 | 25 |
290 | Evidence in this case seems to be disappearing. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you...? | 1.4709 | 0.04547 | 206 | 127 | 61 | 18 |
291 | Answer the question! Where were you the night your wife disappeared? | 1.4695 | 0.04731 | 213 | 137 | 52 | 24 |
292 | The Magician’s Code is not a recognized privilege in this jurisdiction. | 1.4692 | 0.04420 | 211 | 129 | 65 | 17 |
293 | Just answer the question without saying "Et Voilà!" every damn time! | 1.4692 | 0.04619 | 211 | 133 | 57 | 21 |
294 | Sorry, magic does not validate alternative facts. | 1.4692 | 0.04764 | 211 | 136 | 51 | 24 |
295 | You damn well better have nothing up your sleeve! | 1.4692 | 0.04420 | 211 | 129 | 65 | 17 |
296 | I’m going to need you to bring the jury back from wherever you made them disappear to. | 1.4689 | 0.04845 | 209 | 136 | 48 | 25 |
297 | No, she will not get into the box. | 1.4689 | 0.04797 | 209 | 135 | 50 | 24 |
298 | The witness will refrain from producing further evidence from out of his hat! | 1.4686 | 0.04684 | 207 | 131 | 55 | 21 |
299 | The jury was sitting in this courtroom five minutes ago. | 1.4683 | 0.04867 | 205 | 133 | 48 | 24 |
300 | Now make the District Attorney RE-appear! | 1.4683 | 0.04666 | 205 | 129 | 56 | 20 |
301 | If you don't make my gavel reappear right now, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.4683 | 0.04614 | 205 | 128 | 58 | 19 |
302 | I order you to make the jury reappear. | 1.4683 | 0.04614 | 205 | 128 | 58 | 19 |
303 | I'll remind the witness that this a court of law, not the White House, and in here you can't make facts disappear! | 1.4683 | 0.05012 | 205 | 136 | 42 | 27 |
304 | If you can make a jury disappear, you can damn well make it reappear. | 1.4683 | 0.04666 | 205 | 129 | 56 | 20 |
305 | What do you know about the disappearance of the key witness? | 1.4683 | 0.04614 | 205 | 128 | 58 | 19 |
306 | But your wife never reappeared! | 1.4683 | 0.04614 | 205 | 128 | 58 | 19 |
307 | Please refrain from describing your relationship to the defendant as ' magical ' . | 1.4683 | 0.04402 | 205 | 124 | 66 | 15 |
308 | That gavel better be coming out from behind my ear | 1.4680 | 0.04699 | 203 | 128 | 55 | 20 |
309 | Pick a sentence, any sentence. | 1.4680 | 0.04902 | 203 | 132 | 47 | 24 |
310 | 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not acceptable testimony. | 1.4680 | 0.04699 | 203 | 128 | 55 | 20 |
311 | Answer the question! Where is the other half of that lady? | 1.4677 | 0.04938 | 201 | 131 | 46 | 24 |
312 | You think after this, you can make my ex-wife disappear? | 1.4677 | 0.04837 | 201 | 129 | 50 | 22 |
313 | The appropriate response is, "I plead the fifth," not "a magician never reveals his secrets." | 1.4677 | 0.04626 | 201 | 125 | 58 | 18 |
314 | For the last time, the Magician's Code does not apply to money laundering. | 1.4673 | 0.04493 | 199 | 121 | 63 | 15 |
315 | The witness shall refrain from deception. | 1.4660 | 0.04598 | 206 | 129 | 58 | 19 |
316 | And were you wearing that hat on the night the rabbit disappeared? | 1.4660 | 0.04848 | 206 | 134 | 48 | 24 |
317 | just answer the question, when did you last see the rabbit? | 1.4657 | 0.04681 | 204 | 129 | 55 | 20 |
318 | Bring back that exhibit! | 1.4657 | 0.04784 | 204 | 131 | 51 | 22 |
319 | You made the tax returns disappear and then what? | 1.4653 | 0.04609 | 202 | 126 | 58 | 18 |
320 | The question was, when was the last time that you sawed her? | 1.4653 | 0.04767 | 202 | 129 | 52 | 21 |
321 | You cannot plea the Fifth Dimension. | 1.4653 | 0.04555 | 202 | 125 | 60 | 17 |
322 | Don't care if it's a bad hare day. Hat off! | 1.4653 | 0.04767 | 202 | 129 | 52 | 21 |
323 | I didn't like that attorney, either, but bring him back! | 1.4650 | 0.04749 | 200 | 127 | 53 | 20 |
324 | And these witnesses will testify you were locked in the box at the time of the murder? | 1.4643 | 0.04653 | 196 | 122 | 57 | 17 |
325 | For the last time, sir, the Fifth Amendment does not cover ‘magician’s secrets.’ | 1.4643 | 0.04653 | 196 | 122 | 57 | 17 |
326 | And I suppose your DNA just magically appeared at the crime scene? | 1.4643 | 0.04539 | 196 | 120 | 61 | 15 |
327 | Just because the legs can still move does not mean it isn't homicide. | 1.4627 | 0.04783 | 201 | 129 | 51 | 21 |
328 | Where IS her other half? | 1.4627 | 0.04783 | 201 | 129 | 51 | 21 |
329 | She's your attorney, not your 'lovely assistant.' | 1.4627 | 0.04937 | 201 | 132 | 45 | 24 |
330 | I won’t warn you again. Make the jury reappear! | 1.4627 | 0.04624 | 201 | 126 | 57 | 18 |
331 | Answer the question. Is there a rabbit in your hat? | 1.4627 | 0.04886 | 201 | 131 | 47 | 23 |
332 | Just one rabbit, and you're in contempt, mister. | 1.4627 | 0.04624 | 201 | 126 | 57 | 18 |
333 | What do you mean the evidence disappeared? | 1.4623 | 0.04765 | 199 | 127 | 52 | 20 |
334 | Remember you are under oath, Now tell me how you knew that was my card! | 1.4619 | 0.04691 | 197 | 124 | 55 | 18 |
335 | Stop referring to her as 'My lovely Assistant D.A.'! | 1.4615 | 0.04612 | 195 | 121 | 58 | 16 |
336 | For MY next trick, you disappear for Fifteen to Life! Now where’s my gavel? | 1.4611 | 0.04760 | 193 | 122 | 53 | 18 |
337 | Well... Make the gavel reappear! | 1.4600 | 0.04694 | 200 | 127 | 54 | 19 |
338 | Don't bother. You are the very definition of flight risk. | 1.4592 | 0.04537 | 196 | 121 | 60 | 15 |
339 | Make your mouth reappear, dammit! | 1.4588 | 0.04962 | 194 | 127 | 45 | 22 |
340 | We'll have none of your magic in my court. Turn her back into an old white man. | 1.4588 | 0.04853 | 194 | 125 | 49 | 20 |
341 | While I have you, do you do bar mitzvahs? | 1.4583 | 0.05263 | 168 | 109 | 41 | 18 |
342 | I'm sorry, but 'I never reveal my secrets' is not an acceptable response to counsel's question. | 1.4583 | 0.04719 | 192 | 121 | 54 | 17 |
343 | Overruled. The witness will reveal his secret. | 1.4583 | 0.04602 | 192 | 119 | 58 | 15 |
344 | Stop referring to your attorney as 'my lovely assistant'! | 1.4583 | 0.04776 | 192 | 122 | 52 | 18 |
345 | You expect us to believe she just vanished into thin air? | 1.4583 | 0.04602 | 192 | 119 | 58 | 15 |
346 | Can you pull an alibi out of that hat? | 1.4583 | 0.04602 | 192 | 119 | 58 | 15 |
347 | If I don't get to wear a wig, you don't get to wear a tophat! | 1.4583 | 0.05054 | 192 | 127 | 42 | 23 |
348 | I’ll hold you in contempt if you don’t tell her where the rabbit is. | 1.4583 | 0.04833 | 192 | 123 | 50 | 19 |
349 | Yeah? Well, I’m thinking of a sentence from one to five! | 1.4583 | 0.04945 | 192 | 125 | 46 | 21 |
350 | Answer the question or I will make you disappear for a very long time. | 1.4583 | 0.04542 | 192 | 118 | 60 | 14 |
351 | I must remind you that it is I who can truly make you go away. | 1.4574 | 0.04483 | 188 | 114 | 62 | 12 |
352 | Yes, you’re responsible for both halves. | 1.4574 | 0.04608 | 188 | 116 | 58 | 14 |
353 | The witness is ordered to make himself reappear at 2 PM to continue his testimony. | 1.4574 | 0.04546 | 188 | 115 | 60 | 13 |
354 | No witnesses? Why, the entire audience saw you cut her in half! | 1.4574 | 0.05022 | 188 | 123 | 44 | 21 |
355 | Enough! You're deliberately being illusive | 1.4569 | 0.04957 | 197 | 130 | 44 | 23 |
356 | How did that wand get past security? | 1.4555 | 0.04735 | 191 | 121 | 53 | 17 |
357 | Granted it's not much of a trick, but if you turn one more lawyer into a snake... | 1.4555 | 0.05018 | 191 | 126 | 43 | 22 |
358 | When I say "order", you should not respond with "Martini, please". | 1.4545 | 0.04983 | 187 | 122 | 45 | 20 |
359 | Yes, we all agree it was a good trick. But I need my gavel back. | 1.4531 | 0.04831 | 192 | 124 | 49 | 19 |
360 | Now, watch me turn you into a convicted felon! | 1.4516 | 0.04763 | 186 | 118 | 52 | 16 |
361 | I don't care what might come out of it; you take your hat off in here! | 1.4511 | 0.04737 | 184 | 116 | 53 | 15 |
362 | No, you may not have a volunteer from the audience for your next bit of testimony. | 1.4511 | 0.04799 | 184 | 117 | 51 | 16 |
363 | How about making my gavel reappear? | 1.4505 | 0.04709 | 182 | 114 | 54 | 14 |
364 | I'm holding you in contempt of court unless you make the jury re-appear. | 1.4505 | 0.04836 | 182 | 116 | 50 | 16 |
365 | You can't simply make these charges disappear. | 1.4505 | 0.04836 | 182 | 116 | 50 | 16 |
366 | It will be easier for you if you just tell us what you did to the rabbit! | 1.4505 | 0.04899 | 182 | 117 | 48 | 17 |
367 | I can make you disappear for 3 to 5 years! | 1.4505 | 0.05081 | 182 | 120 | 42 | 20 |
368 | You’re up to your old tricks again! | 1.4505 | 0.04960 | 182 | 118 | 46 | 18 |
369 | Fine. We’ll subpoena the rabbit then. | 1.4500 | 0.05183 | 180 | 120 | 39 | 21 |
370 | You were supoenaed! No one expected you to actually appear! | 1.4500 | 0.04874 | 180 | 115 | 49 | 16 |
371 | Just answer the question: Where were you when the rabbit died? | 1.4500 | 0.05242 | 180 | 121 | 37 | 22 |
372 | When I ordered you to appear in court, I didn't mean in a sudden puff of smoke! | 1.4500 | 0.04874 | 180 | 115 | 49 | 16 |
373 | Hope you can pull a plea bargain out of that hat! | 1.4486 | 0.04780 | 185 | 118 | 51 | 16 |
374 | On the count of three you will disappear for five to ten | 1.4486 | 0.05019 | 185 | 122 | 43 | 20 |
375 | You bring my gavel back this instant! | 1.4481 | 0.05000 | 183 | 120 | 44 | 19 |
376 | Go ahead—pick any number between 25 years and life. | 1.4481 | 0.05000 | 183 | 120 | 44 | 19 |
377 | You'll "abracadabra" my gavel back, now! | 1.4481 | 0.04939 | 183 | 119 | 46 | 18 |
378 | OK, wise guy, what did you do with the Bible ? | 1.4469 | 0.04827 | 179 | 114 | 50 | 15 |
379 | Could the witness please stop making the evidence disappear | 1.4469 | 0.04628 | 179 | 111 | 56 | 12 |
380 | Okay, 'Houdini'! Let's see how fast you can make a contempt of court charge disappear. | 1.4469 | 0.04892 | 179 | 115 | 48 | 16 |
381 | So, how did you get into USC? | 1.4469 | 0.05142 | 179 | 119 | 40 | 20 |
382 | And you will stop addressing counsel as "My lovely assistant." | 1.4463 | 0.04931 | 177 | 114 | 47 | 16 |
383 | Did you really just say "I heard it was a formal hearing"? | 1.4463 | 0.05059 | 177 | 116 | 43 | 18 |
384 | We know you made her disappear. Just tell us where you hid the body! | 1.4463 | 0.05307 | 177 | 120 | 35 | 22 |
385 | Ok, now that you’ve split the jury...would you mind putting them back together again? | 1.4463 | 0.04996 | 177 | 115 | 45 | 17 |
386 | Change Mr. Dershowitz back so we can get on with this witch hunt. | 1.4451 | 0.05350 | 164 | 109 | 37 | 18 |
387 | The evidence in this case couldn't have just vanished. | 1.4451 | 0.04875 | 173 | 110 | 49 | 14 |
388 | Where were you on the night of her disappearance?" | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
389 | I think we'd all like to see you get out of this one. | 1.4451 | 0.04875 | 173 | 110 | 49 | 14 |
390 | I don't care what's in the hat, take it off! | 1.4451 | 0.04875 | 173 | 110 | 49 | 14 |
391 | I'll decide if the rabbit is relevant to this case! | 1.4451 | 0.04875 | 173 | 110 | 49 | 14 |
392 | One more dove and I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.4451 | 0.04806 | 173 | 109 | 51 | 13 |
393 | Make the jury reappear, or I'm holding you in contempt." | 1.4451 | 0.04736 | 173 | 108 | 53 | 12 |
394 | You can wave that wand all you want, it won't make the charges against you disappear. | 1.4451 | 0.04806 | 173 | 109 | 51 | 13 |
395 | Answer the question. There is no magician-assistant privilege. | 1.4451 | 0.04944 | 173 | 111 | 47 | 15 |
396 | In my courtroom, it’s ‘I plead the fifth,’ not ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’. | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
397 | Well then tell the court where BOTH halves of her are buried | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
398 | Stop putting on a show for the jury. | 1.4451 | 0.05209 | 173 | 115 | 39 | 19 |
399 | Make the jury reappear AT ONCE! | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
400 | The court orders you to make your mouth reappear! | 1.4451 | 0.05078 | 173 | 113 | 43 | 17 |
401 | No! You may NOT use a 'Get out of Jail Free' card. | 1.4451 | 0.05144 | 173 | 114 | 41 | 18 |
402 | The witness is reminded that the truth is NOT an illusion. | 1.4451 | 0.04736 | 173 | 108 | 53 | 12 |
403 | Your public defender is Ms. Williams, not your ‘lovely assistant.’ | 1.4451 | 0.05209 | 173 | 115 | 39 | 19 |
404 | Answer her question—where did you hide the bunny | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
405 | No, the charges have not disappeared. | 1.4451 | 0.05209 | 173 | 115 | 39 | 19 |
406 | Answer the question or I'm going to make YOU disappear! | 1.4451 | 0.05078 | 173 | 113 | 43 | 17 |
407 | If anyone else disappears, I'm charging you with contempt! | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
408 | You can’t ask for a volunteer from the jury. | 1.4432 | 0.04949 | 176 | 114 | 46 | 16 |
409 | My gavel trumps your wand, Mr. Kushner. Now answer her question! | 1.4419 | 0.05097 | 172 | 113 | 42 | 17 |
410 | Put that smile back on your face and return the jury and my gavel immediately! | 1.4419 | 0.04823 | 172 | 109 | 50 | 13 |
411 | Young man, if you think you can wave a wand and change the facts, leave that to a Republican. | 1.4412 | 0.05274 | 170 | 114 | 37 | 19 |
412 | Sawing a woman in half is only a 'magic trick' if you put her back together afterward." | 1.4412 | 0.04862 | 170 | 108 | 49 | 13 |
413 | One of two things is about to reappear: my gavel or your handcuffs. | 1.4412 | 0.04642 | 170 | 105 | 55 | 10 |
414 | Where did you hide half of the body? | 1.4405 | 0.04902 | 168 | 107 | 48 | 13 |
415 | Where is the bunny. | 1.4405 | 0.05320 | 168 | 113 | 36 | 19 |
416 | OK, mister smart guy, answer the court's question: "What did you really do with the Trump tax records?" | 1.4405 | 0.05387 | 168 | 114 | 34 | 20 |
417 | Remember, you are under oath. Now, where’s my gavel?! | 1.4405 | 0.04974 | 168 | 108 | 46 | 14 |
418 | What's this behind your ear? A conviction. | 1.4405 | 0.05253 | 168 | 112 | 38 | 18 |
419 | No, she does not have to say the magic word for your testimony! | 1.4405 | 0.05045 | 168 | 109 | 44 | 15 |
420 | Just pick one! you can't say Now you see it -now you don't | 1.4405 | 0.04974 | 168 | 108 | 46 | 14 |
421 | No...the prosecuting attorney will NOT pick a card! | 1.4405 | 0.05320 | 168 | 113 | 36 | 19 |
422 | Sir, please refrain from saying “ta-da!” after every crime scene photo. | 1.4405 | 0.05115 | 168 | 110 | 42 | 16 |
423 | Watch you pull Exhibit 'A' out of where? | 1.4405 | 0.05387 | 168 | 114 | 34 | 20 |
424 | For the last time, you can't plead, "No illusion!" | 1.4405 | 0.05184 | 168 | 111 | 40 | 17 |
425 | Please address me as "Sir" or "Your Honor," not "Your Imperial Wizardness. | 1.4405 | 0.04974 | 168 | 108 | 46 | 14 |
426 | I will not allow you to turn this court into a three ring circus. | 1.4405 | 0.05320 | 168 | 113 | 36 | 19 |
427 | I'm telling you for the last time, there's no such thing as magician client privilege. | 1.4405 | 0.04828 | 168 | 106 | 50 | 12 |
428 | You look less like Houdini and more like who done it. | 1.4386 | 0.05315 | 171 | 116 | 35 | 20 |
429 | The witness will not misdirect. | 1.4386 | 0.04980 | 171 | 111 | 45 | 15 |
430 | Well if no prison can hold you, I guess you’re getting the chair. | 1.4383 | 0.05176 | 162 | 106 | 41 | 15 |
431 | If you think you can make me disappear, THINK AGAIN! | 1.4379 | 0.04807 | 169 | 107 | 50 | 12 |
432 | Don't 'And presto!' me. Where did you put his tax returns? | 1.4379 | 0.04951 | 169 | 109 | 46 | 14 |
433 | You had better make the jury reappear, and pronto! | 1.4371 | 0.04771 | 167 | 105 | 51 | 11 |
434 | Where did your mouth go? And does that trick work on lawyers? | 1.4371 | 0.05204 | 167 | 111 | 39 | 17 |
435 | For the last time, we will not admit the rabbit in your hat as a witness | 1.4371 | 0.04992 | 167 | 108 | 45 | 14 |
436 | The top half of your assistant has already testified that you did use a real saw. | 1.4359 | 0.05317 | 156 | 103 | 38 | 15 |
437 | You are a magician not the President. You can’t make a subpoena disappear. | 1.4356 | 0.05367 | 163 | 110 | 35 | 18 |
438 | For the last time, Harry, Night Court has been cancelled. | 1.4356 | 0.05077 | 163 | 106 | 43 | 14 |
439 | No, you can't wave your wand and make the charges disappear. | 1.4348 | 0.04889 | 161 | 102 | 48 | 11 |
440 | What gavel? Don't give me 'what gavel? | 1.4348 | 0.05271 | 161 | 107 | 38 | 16 |
441 | Stop trying to make your charges disappear. | 1.4348 | 0.05121 | 161 | 105 | 42 | 14 |
442 | Abracadabra, my ass. Put the jury back. | 1.4348 | 0.05271 | 161 | 107 | 38 | 16 |
443 | I’ve had enough of your tricks! | 1.4340 | 0.05243 | 159 | 105 | 39 | 15 |
444 | Up to your old tricks again, Harry? | 1.4337 | 0.05294 | 166 | 112 | 36 | 18 |
445 | Whan I said, "wipe that smile off your face", I didn't mean it literally! | 1.4337 | 0.05154 | 166 | 110 | 40 | 16 |
446 | She said no! It doesn't matter if you put her back in one piece. | 1.4329 | 0.05411 | 164 | 112 | 33 | 19 |
447 | Har, har. Ok, where's the Bible? | 1.4329 | 0.04903 | 164 | 105 | 47 | 12 |
448 | Where's my gavel? | 1.4329 | 0.05271 | 164 | 110 | 37 | 17 |
449 | If you pull my gavel out of my ear one more time you're going to be pulling that wand out of you know where! | 1.4329 | 0.05411 | 164 | 112 | 33 | 19 |
450 | Do you know you're making this very hard for yourself, Senator?" | 1.4329 | 0.05271 | 164 | 110 | 37 | 17 |
451 | I'll remind you you're under oath! Where did the rabbit go? | 1.4329 | 0.05127 | 164 | 108 | 41 | 15 |
452 | I will hold you in contempt if you refer to madam prosecutor as "my lovely assistant" one more time ! | 1.4329 | 0.04903 | 164 | 105 | 47 | 12 |
453 | You know that I could make YOU disappear for a few years | 1.4329 | 0.05053 | 164 | 107 | 43 | 14 |
454 | The only illusion I want to see here today is justice being served. | 1.4329 | 0.05127 | 164 | 108 | 41 | 15 |
455 | No, Sir, the truth is not just an illusion. | 1.4329 | 0.05341 | 164 | 111 | 35 | 18 |
456 | I don’t care if you have a birthday party to get to! | 1.4323 | 0.05339 | 155 | 103 | 37 | 15 |
457 | It is not a trick question! | 1.4312 | 0.04660 | 160 | 99 | 53 | 8 |
458 | Why don’t YOU think of a number between 15 and 20! | 1.4312 | 0.04907 | 160 | 102 | 47 | 11 |
459 | And if you commit perjury, I'll make you disappear fo 30 days. | 1.4312 | 0.04986 | 160 | 103 | 45 | 12 |
460 | 'It was magical' is NOT a defense! | 1.4312 | 0.05064 | 160 | 104 | 43 | 13 |
461 | I can make you disappear for ten to twenty years. | 1.4312 | 0.04907 | 160 | 102 | 47 | 11 |
462 | May I remind you that sawing a woman in half is a serious crime! | 1.4312 | 0.04986 | 160 | 103 | 45 | 12 |
463 | Listen, MagicMan, you'd better pull my gavel out of that hat. | 1.4312 | 0.05438 | 160 | 109 | 33 | 18 |
464 | I would like to advise the court that one half of the defendant is not yet present. | 1.4304 | 0.05108 | 158 | 103 | 42 | 13 |
465 | You can’t handle the poof! | 1.4304 | 0.05415 | 158 | 107 | 34 | 17 |
466 | If I wanted a magician, I would have hired you to make the president disappear. | 1.4304 | 0.05264 | 158 | 105 | 38 | 15 |
467 | It is not incumbent upon this court to know where the handkerchief went! | 1.4295 | 0.05154 | 156 | 102 | 41 | 13 |
468 | Show us again how you made your wife disappear? | 1.4295 | 0.05312 | 156 | 104 | 37 | 15 |
469 | You want the poof? You can’t handle the poof! | 1.4295 | 0.05233 | 156 | 103 | 39 | 14 |
470 | You are ordered to make my pants reappear! | 1.4295 | 0.05154 | 156 | 102 | 41 | 13 |
471 | It's only a trick if you put the bodies back together too. | 1.4295 | 0.05073 | 156 | 101 | 43 | 12 |
472 | For the last time, I'm the one here who makes people go away." | 1.4295 | 0.04991 | 156 | 100 | 45 | 11 |
473 | I assure you sir, turning the prosecutor into a frog will only make your situation worse. | 1.4295 | 0.05154 | 156 | 102 | 41 | 13 |
474 | I don't know what you have up your sleeve, but I don't like it. | 1.4295 | 0.05073 | 156 | 101 | 43 | 12 |
475 | You have to answer yes or no. Not "presto chango." | 1.4295 | 0.04991 | 156 | 100 | 45 | 11 |
476 | For the last time, sir, it was the 6 of clubs. | 1.4295 | 0.05154 | 156 | 102 | 41 | 13 |
477 | We know my gavel is in your sleeve, just give it back. | 1.4295 | 0.05233 | 156 | 103 | 39 | 14 |
478 | If you've got a rabbit, now would be the time to pull it out of your hat. | 1.4295 | 0.04991 | 156 | 100 | 45 | 11 |
479 | You can’t just pull an alibi out of your hat! | 1.4295 | 0.04907 | 156 | 99 | 47 | 10 |
480 | Just answer the question - when was the last time you saw the rabbit? | 1.4295 | 0.05233 | 156 | 103 | 39 | 14 |
481 | It's trial by jury - not conjury. | 1.4295 | 0.05073 | 156 | 101 | 43 | 12 |
482 | For your next trick, I suggest you pull an alibi out of your hat. | 1.4295 | 0.04991 | 156 | 100 | 45 | 11 |
483 | For the last time, is there anything up your sleeve? | 1.4277 | 0.05005 | 159 | 103 | 44 | 12 |
484 | Witness will refrain from giving us the usual song and dance. | 1.4277 | 0.05083 | 159 | 104 | 42 | 13 |
485 | What have you got up your sleeve? | 1.4277 | 0.05083 | 159 | 104 | 42 | 13 |
486 | Young man, you have exactly 10 seconds to make my gavel reappear. | 1.4277 | 0.05005 | 159 | 103 | 44 | 12 |
487 | No, you may not take a volunteer from the jury and have them disappear. | 1.4277 | 0.05461 | 159 | 109 | 32 | 18 |
488 | No, you can't conjure up new evidence. | 1.4277 | 0.04924 | 159 | 102 | 46 | 11 |
489 | Answer the questions or two to four years of your life will magically disappear. | 1.4248 | 0.05138 | 153 | 100 | 41 | 12 |
490 | If you make one more witness disappear, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.4238 | 0.05594 | 151 | 104 | 30 | 17 |
491 | Bring back the Rabbit | 1.4238 | 0.05434 | 151 | 102 | 34 | 15 |
492 | If one more prosecutor disappears, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.4238 | 0.05011 | 151 | 97 | 44 | 10 |
493 | For the last time, make the gavel reappear. | 1.4238 | 0.05269 | 151 | 100 | 38 | 13 |
494 | I won't say this again -- make the District Attorney reappear NOW! | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
495 | Answer the question ! Where's the other half of her client? | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
496 | I order you to bring back my witness! | 1.4238 | 0.05269 | 151 | 100 | 38 | 13 |
497 | Please stand and raise your sleight of hand. | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
498 | I warned you, no disappearing acts. Now bring that lawyer back! | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
499 | I don't care if there's a rabbit under it, you cannot wear a hat in my court. | 1.4238 | 0.04832 | 151 | 95 | 48 | 8 |
500 | If you can't get them back together then you must stop sawing them in half! | 1.4238 | 0.05514 | 151 | 103 | 32 | 16 |
501 | You are forbidden to address counsel as your lovely assistant | 1.4238 | 0.05011 | 151 | 97 | 44 | 10 |
502 | I instruct the witness to make his mouth reappear and answer the question... | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
503 | Please refrain from adding 'presto-chango' to every response during your testimony. | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
504 | I need to see if there's anything up your sleeves! | 1.4238 | 0.05352 | 151 | 101 | 36 | 14 |
505 | I am ordering you to make the other attorney reappear! | 1.4238 | 0.05434 | 151 | 102 | 34 | 15 |
506 | This court is losing patience – bring back the DA immediately! | 1.4238 | 0.05184 | 151 | 99 | 40 | 12 |
507 | I don’t care if you are the President’s tax attorney.” | 1.4236 | 0.05538 | 144 | 97 | 33 | 14 |
508 | Nice trick. Now transform us all back into rabbits. | 1.4236 | 0.05879 | 144 | 101 | 25 | 18 |
509 | I will repeat the question. After realizing the victim was literally cut in half, is it true your only response was to say 'oops'? | 1.4236 | 0.05450 | 144 | 96 | 35 | 13 |
510 | No! court will not take a recess so you can work little Jimmy's birthday party! | 1.4228 | 0.05318 | 149 | 99 | 37 | 13 |
511 | Are you free for my kid's birthday? | 1.4228 | 0.05144 | 149 | 97 | 41 | 11 |
512 | Okay, you've established your expertise. Now turn the dove back into a gavel. | 1.4221 | 0.05194 | 154 | 102 | 39 | 13 |
513 | The witness will confine his remarks to magic, generally, without distinction as to black or white. | 1.4221 | 0.05275 | 154 | 103 | 37 | 14 |
514 | Stop pulling quarters out of my ear! | 1.4221 | 0.05275 | 154 | 103 | 37 | 14 |
515 | For your next trick, the evidence better reappear. | 1.4221 | 0.04943 | 154 | 99 | 45 | 10 |
516 | Look here young man; Don’t lie to the government, they can really make you disappear. | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
517 | The next time you appear in my courtroom, I'd appreciate it if you'd use the door! | 1.4221 | 0.05112 | 154 | 101 | 41 | 12 |
518 | That was NOT my card and now I have no choice but to find you in contempt. | 1.4221 | 0.05028 | 154 | 100 | 43 | 11 |
519 | I never want to see you disappear in my court again. | 1.4221 | 0.05194 | 154 | 102 | 39 | 13 |
520 | Making someone disappear on stage is magic, but finding their body in a ravine is homicide! | 1.4221 | 0.05112 | 154 | 101 | 41 | 12 |
521 | The magic word is "oath". | 1.4221 | 0.05355 | 154 | 104 | 35 | 15 |
522 | Don’t play that card on me! | 1.4221 | 0.04943 | 154 | 99 | 45 | 10 |
523 | I sentence you to be chained, handcuffed, and placed inside an ordinary milk can, which is to be filled with water. | 1.4221 | 0.05194 | 154 | 102 | 39 | 13 |
524 | This is the third time your assistant failed to appear. | 1.4221 | 0.05434 | 154 | 105 | 33 | 16 |
525 | Invisible ink is still legally binding! | 1.4221 | 0.05112 | 154 | 101 | 41 | 12 |
526 | 'Rabbit or no rabbit, you will remove your hat!' | 1.4221 | 0.05112 | 154 | 101 | 41 | 12 |
527 | The missing evidence had better not turn up behind my ear again! | 1.4200 | 0.05030 | 150 | 97 | 43 | 10 |
528 | Make my gavel reappear immediately! | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
529 | Now's the time to bring back my gavel. | 1.4200 | 0.05205 | 150 | 99 | 39 | 12 |
530 | Are you responsible for the lack of corpus delicti?! | 1.4200 | 0.05205 | 150 | 99 | 39 | 12 |
531 | It's obviously under your hat—now for the last time, give it back. | 1.4200 | 0.04940 | 150 | 96 | 45 | 9 |
532 | Sir, make your mouth reappear this very instant. | 1.4200 | 0.05374 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
533 | Sir, you can’t just make the other witnesses disappear. | 1.4200 | 0.05030 | 150 | 97 | 43 | 10 |
534 | Sir, this is your last warning. Stop offering to show the prosecution your wand. | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
535 | Let the record reflect that the witness has identified the six of spades as indeed the card she’d had in her hand the whole time. | 1.4200 | 0.05374 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
536 | Pick a number between ten and thirty-five! | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
537 | I don't care if there IS a rabbit in there, NO ONE wears a hat in my courtroom! | 1.4200 | 0.05290 | 150 | 100 | 37 | 13 |
538 | Congressional subpoenas don't just 'magicaly' disappear, Sir. | 1.4189 | 0.05340 | 148 | 99 | 36 | 13 |
539 | No, I don't want to see my gavel come out of my ear! | 1.4189 | 0.05509 | 148 | 101 | 32 | 15 |
540 | Just answer the question: Have you ever sawn this woman before? | 1.4189 | 0.05754 | 148 | 104 | 26 | 18 |
541 | No, I have never met you before nor do I know you. Now answer the question! | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 98 | 35 | 13 |
542 | Now just a moment: You claim that Trump ordered you to magically remove your mouth so that you cannot testify? | 1.4172 | 0.05743 | 151 | 107 | 25 | 19 |
543 | Where did my gavel go? | 1.4167 | 0.05261 | 144 | 95 | 38 | 11 |
544 | I don't care who you are, removing your hat is required. | 1.4167 | 0.05353 | 144 | 96 | 36 | 12 |
545 | And for MY next trick, I can make YOU disappear for about 7-10 years! | 1.4167 | 0.05261 | 144 | 95 | 38 | 11 |
546 | You may have misunderstood what a formal statement is. | 1.4167 | 0.05443 | 144 | 97 | 34 | 13 |
547 | Now let's see you make the jury reappear. | 1.4167 | 0.05168 | 144 | 94 | 40 | 10 |
548 | Only William Barr can make your indictment disappear. | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
549 | Answer the question - is that your card? | 1.4167 | 0.05789 | 144 | 101 | 26 | 17 |
550 | The gavel is mightier than the wand! | 1.4167 | 0.05261 | 144 | 95 | 38 | 11 |
551 | For the last time, leave the trickery and illusions to you lawyer. | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
552 | The witness will answer the question without the help of a volunteer. | 1.4161 | 0.04865 | 149 | 95 | 46 | 8 |
553 | I don't care if a T-Rex is under there - no hats in my courtroom. | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
554 | Can the defendant please refrain from making another prosecutor disappear?! | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
555 | You are not fooling anyone...no one believes that wand made six million dollars disappear ! | 1.4161 | 0.05048 | 149 | 97 | 42 | 10 |
556 | I suppose we’ll have to call for a mistrial now that our star witness has mysteriously disappeared.” | 1.4161 | 0.05137 | 149 | 98 | 40 | 11 |
557 | Look. Your attorney is NOT your 'lovely assistant'. | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
558 | Before you proceed, we'll need to swear in your rabbit. | 1.4161 | 0.05311 | 149 | 100 | 36 | 13 |
559 | Sir, this is your last warning about "pulling an answer out of your hat." | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
560 | When we say we're formally charging you, it doesn't mean wear a tuxedo and bring your credit card. | 1.4161 | 0.05137 | 149 | 98 | 40 | 11 |
561 | Listen, I’ll have none of your tricks in my courtroom. | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
562 | This is your last warning...stop trying to make the prosecuting attorney disappear. | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
563 | Sir, you must answer her question or be held in contempt! How DID you get that rabbit into your hat?! | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
564 | No, you may not demonstrate your alleged magical skills by cutting the prosecuting attorney in two. | 1.4161 | 0.05396 | 149 | 101 | 34 | 14 |
565 | ...And I really don't care if you're late for the opera! | 1.4161 | 0.05561 | 149 | 103 | 30 | 16 |
566 | For the last time, rabbits are hare-say evidence! | 1.4161 | 0.05048 | 149 | 97 | 42 | 10 |
567 | I order you to make the evidence re-appear. Now! | 1.4161 | 0.05048 | 149 | 97 | 42 | 10 |
568 | A magician ‘never reveals his secrets’ is not a sufficient alibi. | 1.4161 | 0.04958 | 149 | 96 | 44 | 9 |
569 | And this is family court, not a hall of mirrors, hocus-pocus only works at the federal level. | 1.4161 | 0.05311 | 149 | 100 | 36 | 13 |
570 | Alright wise guy! Where's my gavel? | 1.4161 | 0.05396 | 149 | 101 | 34 | 14 |
571 | You better turn me back into a woman presto, or you're in contempt. | 1.4161 | 0.05722 | 149 | 105 | 26 | 18 |
572 | Address the District Attorney one more time as My Lovely Assistant and see where that gets you! | 1.4161 | 0.05311 | 149 | 100 | 36 | 13 |
573 | Yes, we understand your wife disappeared. That's why we are here. The question is, where did she disappear TO? | 1.4161 | 0.05396 | 149 | 101 | 34 | 14 |
574 | Poof she’s gone, is no defense. | 1.4161 | 0.05396 | 149 | 101 | 34 | 14 |
575 | No Sir, you may not pull an alibi out of your hat! | 1.4161 | 0.04958 | 149 | 96 | 44 | 9 |
576 | I don't care what's in it, that hat is coming off in my courtroom! | 1.4161 | 0.05225 | 149 | 99 | 38 | 12 |
577 | All the evidence has disappeared, and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it? | 1.4161 | 0.05311 | 149 | 100 | 36 | 13 |
578 | Either make the plaintiff reappear or I will find you in contempt! | 1.4161 | 0.05348 | 137 | 90 | 37 | 10 |
579 | You are trying the court’s patience, sir! And rekindling the court’s childlike sense of wonder! | 1.4161 | 0.05735 | 137 | 94 | 29 | 14 |
580 | I want you to make the prosecuting attorney reappear immediately! | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
581 | The witness will answer the question—how did you do that? | 1.4150 | 0.04907 | 147 | 94 | 45 | 8 |
582 | Frankly, we don't care if you have anything up your sleeve. Just answer the damn question... | 1.4150 | 0.05001 | 147 | 95 | 43 | 9 |
583 | Put your mouth back and answer the question. | 1.4150 | 0.05532 | 147 | 101 | 31 | 15 |
584 | No we don't read minds, now answer the question. | 1.4150 | 0.05698 | 147 | 103 | 27 | 17 |
585 | No, you may NOT address the DA as your 'lovely assistant.' | 1.4150 | 0.05274 | 147 | 98 | 37 | 12 |
586 | I'll thank you to leave the legal hocus pocus to us professionals. | 1.4150 | 0.05274 | 147 | 98 | 37 | 12 |
587 | You pulled a rabbit out of WHAT? | 1.4150 | 0.05001 | 147 | 95 | 43 | 9 |
588 | And before you start, the Magicians’ Code only holds up in civil court. | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
589 | She wants her quarter back. Is that so hard? | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
590 | I don't care if the rabbit will be unhappy! Take off your hat. | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
591 | For the last time, that was NOT a trick question. | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
592 | There will be no smoke and no mirrors in this courtroom. | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
593 | For the last time, when did you last see the rabbit before it disappeared?!?! | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
594 | I’ll tell you one last time to stop calling the D.A. my ‘lovely assistant.’ | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
595 | Make Exhibit A reappear, or I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
596 | Okay Mr. Abra Cadabra....where is my gavel? | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
597 | Stop saying they're trick questions! | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
598 | For the last time. You might call it misdirection, but I call it perjury. | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
599 | I already told you, you can't just make the lawyer disappear. | 1.4150 | 0.05274 | 147 | 98 | 37 | 12 |
600 | Answer the question! And return prosecutor Smith to a white male! | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
601 | Mr. Teller, you have to speak up. | 1.4150 | 0.05616 | 147 | 102 | 29 | 16 |
602 | I don't care if it's part of the outfit. Hats off in my courtroom. | 1.4150 | 0.05094 | 147 | 96 | 41 | 10 |
603 | Either you bring back the DA or I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.4150 | 0.05532 | 147 | 101 | 31 | 15 |
604 | Just answer the question or I turn you into a criminal. | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
605 | What do you mean the witness disappeared?! | 1.4150 | 0.04907 | 147 | 94 | 45 | 8 |
606 | You've got a lot of nerve objecting to trick questions. | 1.4150 | 0.05274 | 147 | 98 | 37 | 12 |
607 | You should have perfected the trick *before* you put your beautiful assistant in there. | 1.4150 | 0.05184 | 147 | 97 | 39 | 11 |
608 | I will consider any evidence from your hat, pockets or behind my ear inadmissible, is that clear? | 1.4150 | 0.05094 | 147 | 96 | 41 | 10 |
609 | You expect this court to believe “She disappeared” is the whole truth? | 1.4150 | 0.05447 | 147 | 100 | 33 | 14 |
610 | Making your mouth disappear, Sir, is not going to stop you from telling the whole truth about Trump’s crimes. | 1.4150 | 0.05779 | 147 | 104 | 25 | 18 |
611 | For the last time, you may not ask for help from your lovely assistant. | 1.4150 | 0.05001 | 147 | 95 | 43 | 9 |
612 | By the way, are you available next month for a birthday party? | 1.4130 | 0.05115 | 138 | 89 | 41 | 8 |
613 | The magician's oath aside, did you or did you not thrust swords into the victim? | 1.4126 | 0.05375 | 143 | 96 | 35 | 12 |
614 | I don’t care if there are ten rabbits and a cockatoo under there, you’ll remove your hat in my courtroom. | 1.4113 | 0.06168 | 124 | 87 | 23 | 14 |
615 | Misdirection is restricted to practicing attorneys in this court. | 1.4101 | 0.05481 | 139 | 94 | 33 | 12 |
616 | For the last time, your attorney is not your lovely assistant! | 1.4101 | 0.05188 | 139 | 91 | 39 | 9 |
617 | No, sir, that is not a box seat, and there’s no opera here today. | 1.4101 | 0.05287 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
618 | And if the jury doesn't reappear in 5-seconds, I'll cite you for contempt of court! | 1.4101 | 0.05759 | 139 | 97 | 27 | 15 |
619 | Produce my gavel or I'll hold YOU in contemptus courtus | 1.4097 | 0.05345 | 144 | 97 | 35 | 12 |
620 | If you make another prosecuting attorney disappear, I will hold you in contempt of court. | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
621 | I don't know what you did or how you did it, but you will return the prosecuting attorney immediately or I will hold you in contempt. | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
622 | Answer the question! She's not a mind reader. | 1.4097 | 0.05345 | 144 | 97 | 35 | 12 |
623 | If the plaintiff doesn't magically reappear in the next few seconds, I'm going to hold you in contempt. | 1.4097 | 0.05065 | 144 | 94 | 41 | 9 |
624 | I'm about to make YOU disappear for 5-10 years! | 1.4097 | 0.05160 | 144 | 95 | 39 | 10 |
625 | See if you can make the lawyers disappear. | 1.4097 | 0.05435 | 144 | 98 | 33 | 13 |
626 | Honest Abe? Hey, it’s 2019 - Presidents lie. A lot! | 1.4097 | 0.05435 | 144 | 98 | 33 | 13 |
627 | Bring the jury back - NOW!!! | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
628 | No, you may not plead the Magician's Code. | 1.4097 | 0.05611 | 144 | 100 | 29 | 15 |
629 | Aha! So you admit you sawed your assistant in half! | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
630 | She is still here, sir. Now answer the question. | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
631 | No, it was the four of hearts! This witness is not credible. | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
632 | Nothing up your sleeve is not a defense. | 1.4097 | 0.05524 | 144 | 99 | 31 | 14 |
633 | Bring that juror back right now! | 1.4097 | 0.05160 | 144 | 95 | 39 | 10 |
634 | I order you to make juror #6 reappear! | 1.4097 | 0.05253 | 144 | 96 | 37 | 11 |
635 | You will surrender your hat, your wand, and your passport. | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
636 | I hereby rule the disappearing rabbit to be immaterial. | 1.4091 | 0.05153 | 132 | 85 | 40 | 7 |
637 | She’s not you lovely assistant. She’s an attorney. | 1.4088 | 0.05339 | 137 | 91 | 36 | 10 |
638 | The court insists that you make the plaintiff re-appear | 1.4088 | 0.05536 | 137 | 93 | 32 | 12 |
639 | But there are 2,000 eyewitnesses who say you did saw her in half. | 1.4088 | 0.05134 | 137 | 89 | 40 | 8 |
640 | Maybe making your mouth disappear is the same as invoking the Fifth Amendment but I don't like it. | 1.4085 | 0.05667 | 142 | 99 | 28 | 15 |
641 | Mister, I've just about had it with your tricks! | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
642 | And leave the hocus-pocus to the counselors. | 1.4085 | 0.05208 | 142 | 94 | 38 | 10 |
643 | She asked whether you did it, not how. | 1.4085 | 0.05111 | 142 | 93 | 40 | 9 |
644 | You can’t just saw a woman in half and then insist it’s all just an illusion! | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
645 | Abracadabra won't get you out of this one. | 1.4085 | 0.05111 | 142 | 93 | 40 | 9 |
646 | The court is not amused by the disappearance of counsel. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
647 | I want my gavel back! | 1.4085 | 0.05208 | 142 | 94 | 38 | 10 |
648 | In this state making your wife disappear is murder | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
649 | Making this case "disappear" is not how this works. | 1.4085 | 0.05208 | 142 | 94 | 38 | 10 |
650 | My robe trumps your hat | 1.4085 | 0.05667 | 142 | 99 | 28 | 15 |
651 | I will hold you in contempt if you don't make my pants reappear right now! | 1.4085 | 0.05579 | 142 | 98 | 30 | 14 |
652 | I don't care what's under your hat remove it. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
653 | What do you mean, you have nothing to do with Sheriff Bolton hopping around the parking lot?! | 1.4085 | 0.05488 | 142 | 97 | 32 | 13 |
654 | The witness will answer the question. Is there a rabbit in your hat? | 1.4085 | 0.05013 | 142 | 92 | 42 | 8 |
655 | No way am I going to allow the rabbit to take the stand. | 1.4085 | 0.05667 | 142 | 99 | 28 | 15 |
656 | Very funny, now give me back my gavel | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
657 | Yes, it would please the court if the defendant stopped shouting 'PRESTO CHANGE-O' at the prosecution's evidence. | 1.4085 | 0.05579 | 142 | 98 | 30 | 14 |
658 | Objecticum Overulum! | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
659 | You can’t say “Presto changeo” when you object to a question. | 1.4085 | 0.05013 | 142 | 92 | 42 | 8 |
660 | For the last time, it is pronounced “HABEAS CORPUS!” | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
661 | I'll hold you in contempt if the rabbit in your hat so much as wiggles his ears. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
662 | You pull another trick like that and I'll make YOU disappear for 20 years. | 1.4085 | 0.05013 | 142 | 92 | 42 | 8 |
663 | The trick's on you. You're disappearing to prison. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
664 | I suggest you make Exhibit A reappear immediately, Mister 'The Great.' | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
665 | Yes, yes, very clever. Now please make our Bible reappear. | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
666 | If anyone's going to make this case go away, it's gonna be me, got it? | 1.4085 | 0.05303 | 142 | 95 | 36 | 11 |
667 | We’re running out of Bibles! | 1.4080 | 0.05691 | 125 | 84 | 31 | 10 |
668 | Yes, you may have a glass of water - but first the magic word. | 1.4077 | 0.05427 | 130 | 86 | 35 | 9 |
669 | The court finds you guilty of workplace harassment for repeatedly throwing knives at your assistant and on at least one occasion attempting to saw her in half. | 1.4077 | 0.05427 | 130 | 86 | 35 | 9 |
670 | You're going to have to tell us how it was done. | 1.4069 | 0.05225 | 145 | 97 | 37 | 11 |
671 | You have exactly five minutes to make the district attorney reappear. | 1.4068 | 0.06165 | 118 | 82 | 24 | 12 |
672 | You cut her in half and you're pleading not guilty?! | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
673 | Can anyone, besides the rabbit in your hat, vouch for your whereabouts on the night in question? | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
674 | You make another prosecutor disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.4058 | 0.05308 | 138 | 92 | 36 | 10 |
675 | You ignored two prior warnings. Don't turn this into a hat trick! | 1.4058 | 0.05208 | 138 | 91 | 38 | 9 |
676 | For the last time, where’s the rabbit? | 1.4058 | 0.05504 | 138 | 94 | 32 | 12 |
677 | Need I remind you this is my courtroom and I will be creating the illusions? | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
678 | No, habeas corpus is not a bunch of hocus pocus | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
679 | Please stop answering "That's show business." | 1.4052 | 0.05740 | 116 | 77 | 31 | 8 |
680 | If the trick of sawing your assistant in half had worked, you wouldn't be here. | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
681 | ...and I can make you disappear for eight to ten. Just tell us where the damn rabbit is. | 1.4044 | 0.05360 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
682 | If you answer "abracadabra" one more time, you'll disappear! | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
683 | No, you’re not accused of just doing your job, you’re accused of sawing your wife in half. | 1.4044 | 0.05461 | 136 | 92 | 33 | 11 |
684 | Would you please put the rabbit back on the evidence table? | 1.4044 | 0.05360 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
685 | Knock off the hocus-pocus with your answers Magic Max or I'll make you disappear for another 10 to 15. | 1.4044 | 0.05258 | 136 | 90 | 37 | 9 |
686 | Mr. Smith, this is my show, not yours. I order you to make Exhibit 3 re-appear. | 1.4044 | 0.04826 | 136 | 86 | 45 | 5 |
687 | That’s it! You’re in contempt until you can make my bottom half reappear! | 1.4035 | 0.05807 | 114 | 76 | 30 | 8 |
688 | Now make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt of the court. | 1.4031 | 0.05337 | 129 | 85 | 36 | 8 |
689 | Say 'A magician never reveals his secrets' one more time. I dare you. | 1.4030 | 0.05203 | 134 | 88 | 38 | 8 |
690 | No, you can't saw her in half. That's why you're on trial in the first place. | 1.4015 | 0.05469 | 132 | 89 | 33 | 10 |
691 | Vanish once more and I’ll hold you in contempt! | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
692 | Magic trick or not, disappearing evidence is still obstruction. | 1.4015 | 0.05028 | 132 | 85 | 41 | 6 |
693 | Bring the prosecutor back Immediately! | 1.4015 | 0.05142 | 132 | 86 | 39 | 7 |
694 | The witness will now tell the court what card I'm thinking of! | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
695 | My patience is disappearing; answer the question. | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
696 | Stop making the evidence vanish! | 1.4015 | 0.05877 | 132 | 93 | 25 | 14 |
697 | She's an officer of the court, not your "lovely assistant". | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
698 | What do mean the evidence disappeared? | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
699 | Please respond to the question “what happened to the money?”with something other than “abracadabra poof! | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
700 | Where'd the bunny go? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BUNNY?! | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
701 | You pull one more quarter out from behind my ear and I will hold you in contempt! | 1.4015 | 0.05142 | 132 | 86 | 39 | 7 |
702 | Very cute... Now, make my gavel REappear, or I'll hold you in contempt of court. | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
703 | You still have to testify even if I pick a card and you guess what it is | 1.4015 | 0.05469 | 132 | 89 | 33 | 10 |
704 | Keep it up, and I’ll make YOU disappear. | 1.4015 | 0.05028 | 132 | 85 | 41 | 6 |
705 | I'm warning you. One more disappearing bailiff and I will hold you in contempt of court. | 1.4015 | 0.05142 | 132 | 86 | 39 | 7 |
706 | 'The only reason the defense rested was because you hypnotized them!" | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
707 | Now make your mouth reappear and answer the question or I find you in contempt | 1.4015 | 0.05677 | 132 | 91 | 29 | 12 |
708 | No, your case is not dismissed now that the witness has disappeared! | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
709 | You will stop addressing counsel as "my beautiful assistant." | 1.4015 | 0.04912 | 132 | 84 | 43 | 5 |
710 | Sir, you will tell the court how exactly you found that quarter behind my ear. | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
711 | I can make 20 years disappear! | 1.4015 | 0.05253 | 132 | 87 | 37 | 8 |
712 | Answer the question: was the King of Hearts her card, or wasn't it? | 1.4015 | 0.05253 | 132 | 87 | 37 | 8 |
713 | Abra-contempt of court! | 1.4015 | 0.05469 | 132 | 89 | 33 | 10 |
714 | You need to tell us if there is anything else up your sleeve! | 1.4015 | 0.05253 | 132 | 87 | 37 | 8 |
715 | If you make my gavel reappear behind my ear one more time I will hold you in contempt! | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
716 | Saying 'There's nothing up my sleeve' is precisely what got you here in the first place. | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
717 | You will say the magic word or I will hold you in contempt! | 1.4015 | 0.05574 | 132 | 90 | 31 | 11 |
718 | Can't you just tell us how you did it? | 1.4015 | 0.05362 | 132 | 88 | 35 | 9 |
719 | That rabbit was Exhibit A! | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
720 | Did you just make your mouth disappear? | 1.4015 | 0.05429 | 137 | 93 | 33 | 11 |
721 | Abracadabra is NOT a responsive answer... now make my pants reappear! | 1.4015 | 0.05718 | 137 | 96 | 27 | 14 |
722 | Which is it then, sir? Now you see it, now you don't! | 1.4015 | 0.05124 | 137 | 90 | 39 | 8 |
723 | What do you mean, "Abra Cadavre"?! | 1.4015 | 0.05228 | 137 | 91 | 37 | 9 |
724 | Obliviate?! | 1.4000 | 0.05382 | 135 | 91 | 34 | 10 |
725 | You look like you belong in the New Yorker! | 1.4000 | 0.05682 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 13 |
726 | Answer the question or you'll disappear for 90 days. | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 135 | 92 | 32 | 11 |
727 | I give up. Where is the jury? | 1.4000 | 0.05416 | 130 | 87 | 34 | 9 |
728 | Again, your 'magic bullet theory' is inadmissible. | 1.4000 | 0.05416 | 130 | 87 | 34 | 9 |
729 | Unless the Justice Department can pull a precedent out of a hat, I am going to allow the release of the President's tax statements. | 1.4000 | 0.05737 | 130 | 90 | 28 | 12 |
730 | Making a whole bunch of jewelry disappear does not make you a magician. | 1.4000 | 0.05065 | 135 | 88 | 40 | 7 |
731 | If my gavel doesn’t reappear you’ll be doing magic tricks at Statseville. | 1.4000 | 0.05682 | 135 | 94 | 28 | 13 |
732 | You expect me to believe the body just disappeared? | 1.4000 | 0.05278 | 135 | 90 | 36 | 9 |
733 | You cannot just make the witnesses disappear! | 1.3986 | 0.05495 | 138 | 95 | 31 | 12 |
734 | We know you framed Roger Rabbit, confess! | 1.3986 | 0.05398 | 138 | 94 | 33 | 11 |
735 | For the last time, your case will not be dismissed for failure to establish burden of POOF! | 1.3986 | 0.05776 | 138 | 98 | 25 | 15 |
736 | Remove your hat in this courtroom, and if there’s a rabbit under it, I’ll hold you both in contempt. | 1.3985 | 0.05222 | 133 | 88 | 37 | 8 |
737 | So I suppose the victim just vanished into thin air? | 1.3985 | 0.05742 | 133 | 93 | 27 | 13 |
738 | You sneezed? Tell that to the top half of your assistant! | 1.3985 | 0.05540 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
739 | Cutting a woman in half is one thing but cutting someone into five pieces is murder. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
740 | She didn’t ask you if you sawed the victim on the night of her death. She asked whether you saw her. | 1.3971 | 0.05248 | 136 | 91 | 36 | 9 |
741 | For the LAST time! There is NO abracadabra motion!!!! | 1.3969 | 0.06002 | 131 | 94 | 22 | 15 |
742 | Did you or did you not make your wife disappear? | 1.3969 | 0.04928 | 131 | 84 | 42 | 5 |
743 | Most amusing. However, I'd suggest you make the prosecutor stop quacking like a duck. | 1.3969 | 0.05492 | 131 | 89 | 32 | 10 |
744 | Before you even ask, you can not have a volunteer. | 1.3969 | 0.05046 | 131 | 85 | 40 | 6 |
745 | I don’t care about the doves. Take your hat off in my courtroom. | 1.3969 | 0.05161 | 131 | 86 | 38 | 7 |
746 | We know she disappeared! Just tell us where she is! | 1.3969 | 0.05046 | 131 | 85 | 40 | 6 |
747 | If you threaten one more time to saw the prosecutor in half I will hold you in contempt | 1.3969 | 0.04928 | 131 | 84 | 42 | 5 |
748 | No, it doesn't "please the court" to turn up a quarter behind my ear! | 1.3969 | 0.05273 | 131 | 87 | 36 | 8 |
749 | Regardless of whether you are having a bad hare day, you are required to remove your hat in my courtroom! | 1.3969 | 0.05804 | 131 | 92 | 26 | 13 |
750 | It's not a magic act if you can't make your wife reappear! | 1.3969 | 0.05046 | 131 | 85 | 40 | 6 |
751 | A water tank? No, your'e going to regular jail like regular folks. And where's my gavel?! | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
752 | We don't care about the murder. Just tell us how you did the trick. | 1.3953 | 0.05657 | 129 | 89 | 29 | 11 |
753 | I’ll hold you in contempt if you make his tax returns disappear again. | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
754 | Kindly stop with The Vanishing Juror Trick already We are now down to eight. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
755 | You’re not a politician, you just can’t make the facts disappear. | 1.3953 | 0.05549 | 129 | 88 | 31 | 10 |
756 | What do you mean, you can't make the evidence reappear? | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
757 | Well I can reveal secrets and this one is called 'contempt of court.' | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
758 | Put the wand down slowly. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
759 | There IS no magician's code in this court. Now tell us how the two million dollars disappeared. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
760 | That rabbit was an expert witness for the prosecution, sir! | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
761 | A magician never reveals his secrets" is not a right guaranteed by the Constitution | 1.3953 | 0.05326 | 129 | 86 | 35 | 8 |
762 | Yes, but if she doesn’t reappear it’s called kidnapping. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
763 | No, you can’t claim that floating checks is just one of your tricks. | 1.3953 | 0.05438 | 129 | 87 | 33 | 9 |
764 | And did this rabbit give you it's consent? | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
765 | Must I remind you that this is a court, not some birthday party. | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
766 | No, you cannot just make this whole thing disappear right now. | 1.3939 | 0.05130 | 132 | 87 | 38 | 7 |
767 | Making evidence disappear does not merit applause in this courtroom | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
768 | Make the defendant reappear this instant or I'll hold you in contempt of court! | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
769 | This is my legal domain, not your legerdemain! | 1.3920 | 0.05891 | 125 | 88 | 25 | 12 |
770 | Just answer her question! Where did the bunny go? | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
771 | Sawing someone in half doesn't count as magic unless you put them back together again! | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
772 | Make the District Attorney reappear immediately! | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
773 | I still like beer! | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
774 | Fine, but you’re still going to have to tell us how you did it! | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
775 | 'I know you have something up your sleeves!' | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
776 | This court orders you not to disappear. | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
777 | If the court reporter does not re-appear in 5 seconds, you’re in contempt! | 1.3920 | 0.05315 | 125 | 83 | 35 | 7 |
778 | If any hocus pocus is going to occur is this courtroom, it is going to come from up here! You got that? | 1.3920 | 0.05315 | 125 | 83 | 35 | 7 |
779 | OK, what happened to my witness, and who the hell are you? | 1.3920 | 0.05553 | 125 | 85 | 31 | 9 |
780 | In my courtroom, a gavel does not just “disappear.” | 1.3920 | 0.05553 | 125 | 85 | 31 | 9 |
781 | Enough of your tricks! | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
782 | For the last time sir, you can’t make these charges just disappear! | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
783 | Okay, I need the gavel back. | 1.3920 | 0.05067 | 125 | 81 | 39 | 5 |
784 | Change her back to the white male attorney that I am used to! | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
785 | One more rabbit and I’m holding you in contempt | 1.3920 | 0.04938 | 125 | 80 | 41 | 4 |
786 | That was a neat trick with the court reporter, but now we'd like her back. | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
787 | Stop referring to counsel as your lovely assistant! | 1.3920 | 0.05193 | 125 | 82 | 37 | 6 |
788 | Look buddy, you may call it magic but we call it murder. | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
789 | Would you please stop referring to counsel as " my lovely assistant!" | 1.3920 | 0.05781 | 125 | 87 | 27 | 11 |
790 | No, you can’t pull the Mueller report out of your hat. | 1.3920 | 0.05891 | 125 | 88 | 25 | 12 |
791 | For the last time, 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not an acceptable response! | 1.3920 | 0.05553 | 125 | 85 | 31 | 9 |
792 | 'Magicians never reveal their secrets' is not an acceptable answer, and yes, you're going to have to bring the defendant back. | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
793 | As it happens, Mr. Zoltan, I have a ‘magic word’ of my own ...Contempt! | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
794 | Pick an exhibit - any exhibit. | 1.3920 | 0.05553 | 125 | 85 | 31 | 9 |
795 | Okay wiseguy, where's my gavel? | 1.3920 | 0.05668 | 125 | 86 | 29 | 10 |
796 | Abracadabra does not explain your wife's disappearance. | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
797 | Produce the rabbit - NOW!! | 1.3920 | 0.05891 | 125 | 88 | 25 | 12 |
798 | Yes, she's allowed to ask you what you have up your sleeve. | 1.3920 | 0.05193 | 125 | 82 | 37 | 6 |
799 | Full custody awarded to your better halves! | 1.3906 | 0.05789 | 128 | 90 | 26 | 12 |
800 | Drop the claim that there's nothing up your sleeve. We know there is. That's why you're here. | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
801 | Again, a magician's secret is not privileged information. | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
802 | Rabbits, doves, frogs, or dandruff, I don't care; you still have to remove your hat in my courtroom! | 1.3906 | 0.05789 | 128 | 90 | 26 | 12 |
803 | For the last time, what did you do with the witness?" | 1.3906 | 0.05230 | 128 | 85 | 36 | 7 |
804 | And for your next trick, answer the question. | 1.3906 | 0.05894 | 128 | 91 | 24 | 13 |
805 | I've had just about enough of your tricks, sir! | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
806 | Let me remind the witness, although you did make our Bible disappear, you are still under oath! | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
807 | Listen, buddy, you can't just conjure up an alibi. | 1.3906 | 0.05681 | 128 | 89 | 28 | 11 |
808 | One more of your tricks and I'll find you in contempt. | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
809 | You wanna' disappear?! Keep saying "What's the magic word?" | 1.3906 | 0.05347 | 128 | 86 | 34 | 8 |
810 | No, you cannot plead ‘Not Guilty by Reason of Presto Chango.’ | 1.3906 | 0.05460 | 128 | 87 | 32 | 9 |
811 | You're sure she was already sawed in half when you got there? May I remind you, you are under oath. | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
812 | What kind of sick bastard saws a woman in half in front of children! | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
813 | Making your mouth disappear will not work. | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
814 | It's not called "magic" when you actually do saw your assistant in half! | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
815 | Making evidence disappear is not humorous, and what have you done with the jury? | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
816 | Your writ of Hocus Pocus has already been denied! | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
817 | Did you or did you not walk down the street and turn into a store? | 1.3893 | 0.05586 | 131 | 91 | 29 | 11 |
818 | Stop making evidence vanish! | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
819 | I've warned you about making the evidence disappear! | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
820 | My final warning. No more rabbits. | 1.3893 | 0.05372 | 131 | 89 | 33 | 9 |
821 | If you're ever going to pull a rabbit out of your hat, now is the time. | 1.3893 | 0.05149 | 131 | 87 | 37 | 7 |
822 | Take that rabbit out of your hat. The whole rabbit and nothing But the rabbit. | 1.3893 | 0.05586 | 131 | 91 | 29 | 11 |
823 | I will hold you in contempt of court unless you make the counsel for the prosecution reappear right now! | 1.3893 | 0.05262 | 131 | 88 | 35 | 8 |
824 | The witness will make the jury appear again! | 1.3893 | 0.05149 | 131 | 87 | 37 | 7 |
825 | Abracadabra is not a plea. | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
826 | Saying that you were in two places at once on the night of the 21st is not an acceptable answer. | 1.3893 | 0.05372 | 131 | 89 | 33 | 9 |
827 | No! It would not please the court to see your rabbit again. | 1.3893 | 0.05480 | 131 | 90 | 31 | 10 |
828 | For the last time- it's habeas corpus; NOT hocus pocus! | 1.3893 | 0.05149 | 131 | 87 | 37 | 7 |
829 | You claim the rabbit killed your partner and disappeared into a hat with the murder weapon? | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
830 | Where's the defendant | 1.3876 | 0.05645 | 129 | 90 | 28 | 11 |
831 | You'll be held in contempt if you don't make the bailiff reappear! and NOT AS A RABBIT! | 1.3876 | 0.05314 | 129 | 87 | 34 | 8 |
832 | Answer the question. How do you account for your wife's disappearance? | 1.3876 | 0.05426 | 129 | 88 | 32 | 9 |
833 | I said, I don't care if you have a huge magic wand, you're still subject to the U.S. penal code. | 1.3876 | 0.05537 | 129 | 89 | 30 | 10 |
834 | no, they weren't challenging you to see if you could break out of the cuffs, you were being put under arrest for tax fraud | 1.3871 | 0.06028 | 124 | 89 | 22 | 13 |
835 | Answer the question! How long did you know Mr. Rabbit before he disappeared? | 1.3871 | 0.05336 | 124 | 83 | 34 | 7 |
836 | We're going to need Exhibit A back immediately . . . and I don't know what you did with Miss Lawson, the stenographer, but we will need her as well. | 1.3871 | 0.05692 | 124 | 86 | 28 | 10 |
837 | Wanna see 20 years disappear? | 1.3852 | 0.05133 | 122 | 80 | 37 | 5 |
838 | Do you or do you not know the current whereabouts of the rabbit? | 1.3852 | 0.05636 | 122 | 84 | 29 | 9 |
839 | You’re a white male in 2019. You’re guilty of everything. | 1.3833 | 0.05939 | 120 | 85 | 24 | 11 |
840 | No, let's _not_ 'work a little magic, here!' | 1.3821 | 0.05599 | 123 | 85 | 29 | 9 |
841 | If you don’t show this court more respect, I will make you disappear! | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
842 | No, you may not have any assistance from the audience! | 1.3821 | 0.05356 | 123 | 83 | 33 | 7 |
843 | Excellent trick , but the court needs the bible back . | 1.3821 | 0.05230 | 123 | 82 | 35 | 6 |
844 | I don’t care about the magician’s oath! Where’s the other half of your assistant? | 1.3821 | 0.05101 | 123 | 81 | 37 | 5 |
845 | The witness will make my gavel re-appear, or I'll hold you, the hat and the rabbit in contempt! | 1.3821 | 0.05832 | 123 | 87 | 25 | 11 |
846 | Make my gavel reappear. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
847 | There’s no such thing as the “Magician’s Privilege!” | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
848 | ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND NO TRICKS | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
849 | No,you may not 'appear' a surprise witness | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
850 | Well Houdini, how are you to get out of this one. | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
851 | Objection sustained! I saw the card fall out of his sleeve! | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
852 | If you say "Ta-Da!" again I will hold you in contempt. | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
853 | So you say cutting her in half was just an optical illusion? | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
854 | Bring the stenographer back now! | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
855 | No sleight of hand is gonna get you out of this one! | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
856 | And don't just pull an answer out of your hat! | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
857 | If you say "Hocus SCOTUS" one more time, I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
858 | Making your mouth disappear does not disqualify you from testifying" | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
859 | So...... you're saying you didn't know it was a real saw? | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
860 | Please do not disappear again or I will find you in contempt. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
861 | Let's try again: Take your hat off in my court. And this time there better not be a rabbit in it! | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
862 | One more rabbit and I’ll hold you in contempt of court. | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
863 | May I advise you sir that 'keeping it under your hat' is not a sound legal strategy. | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
864 | Now, can you make the defendant reappear? | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
865 | I'm sorry, but 'A magician never reveals his secrets' isn't legal doctrine | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
866 | 'Two halves make a whole' is not a defense. | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
867 | It's time to drop the act, buddy. | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
868 | The witness will please refrain from waving the magic wand before answering each question. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
869 | I don't care if it's magic, make my gavel reappear ! | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
870 | Very funny! Now turn him back! | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
871 | Sustained! The witness will make his mouth reappear immediately. | 1.3814 | 0.06008 | 118 | 84 | 23 | 11 |
872 | I'll tell you what's magic! I can make you disappear until you answer her questions. | 1.3814 | 0.05235 | 118 | 78 | 35 | 5 |
873 | You WILL tell the court who Abra Kadabra and Alla Kazam are and how they were involved ! | 1.3814 | 0.05505 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
874 | Bring back the bailiff, NOW! | 1.3814 | 0.05886 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
875 | I’ll have no more of this hocus pocus in my courtroom! | 1.3814 | 0.04951 | 118 | 76 | 39 | 3 |
876 | The witness will cause Exhibit A to reappear immediately! | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
877 | Stop hiding evidence behind my ear! | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
878 | She asked you how you made the money disappear. "Magicians can't reveal their secrets" is not an acceptable answer. | 1.3814 | 0.05635 | 118 | 81 | 29 | 8 |
879 | Your motion to disappear opposing council is denied. And bring the rabbit back too. | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
880 | The truth does not disappear in my courtroom | 1.3814 | 0.05372 | 118 | 79 | 33 | 6 |
881 | You won't find it so easy to make these charges disappear | 1.3802 | 0.05282 | 121 | 81 | 34 | 6 |
882 | If you don’t stop with the courtroom tricks, I’m going to make YOU disappear. | 1.3802 | 0.05282 | 121 | 81 | 34 | 6 |
883 | Answer the question or your next disappearing act will be 20 years in Sing Sing. | 1.3802 | 0.05150 | 121 | 80 | 36 | 5 |
884 | What do you mean you're making a formal plea? | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
885 | And no tricks, got it ? | 1.3802 | 0.05282 | 121 | 81 | 34 | 6 |
886 | Don't even try to make the charges disappear, Mr. Magisto! | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
887 | Abra cadabra is not an acceptable explanation. | 1.3802 | 0.05015 | 121 | 79 | 38 | 4 |
888 | Listen up, you better not try anything because I can make YOU disappear for a long, long time. | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
889 | You picked the wrong courtroom to make the jury disappear! | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
890 | One more"abracadabra" , and I will hold you in contempt. | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
891 | Well, in my court you'll tell your secrets. | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
892 | If you make one more caption vanish I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
893 | I asked you to look at the evidence not make it disappear | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
894 | No, I will not pick a card | 1.3802 | 0.05282 | 121 | 81 | 34 | 6 |
895 | Where’s the rabbit, Harry?! | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
896 | Sir, do you or do you not have something up your sleeve? | 1.3802 | 0.05150 | 121 | 80 | 36 | 5 |
897 | No sir! There is no evidence behind my ear. | 1.3802 | 0.05780 | 121 | 85 | 26 | 10 |
898 | I don't care how many birds you got under there. No one wears a hat in my courtroom! | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
899 | I know it was only half of your assistant,but we still need the whole truth. | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
900 | You mean to tell me it was all an illusion? | 1.3802 | 0.05660 | 121 | 84 | 28 | 9 |
901 | Stop putting words into the prosecution's mouth! | 1.3802 | 0.05537 | 121 | 83 | 30 | 8 |
902 | No, you can't swear on Houdini's grave. | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
903 | I don't care WHAT you do for a living, Mr. Houdini. You will return the prosecutor to this court IMMEDIATELY! | 1.3793 | 0.05955 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 10 |
904 | And how do I know you won’t pull a disappearing act if I grant bail? | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
905 | Make that evidence reappear or I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
906 | In my court room, we obey the laws of physics. | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 78 | 32 | 6 |
907 | Real magic, stage magic or no magic—it’s still a felony. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
908 | Stop asking for a volunteer from the audience! | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
909 | For the last time, stop making witnesses disappear or I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 78 | 32 | 6 |
910 | I'm asking you for the last time, where is my gavel? | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
911 | Make the jury reappear, or you'll disappear for 60 days. | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 78 | 32 | 6 |
912 | I'm not picking another card! | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
913 | Make the jury reappear immediately or else...! | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
914 | Bring back that lawyer now!!! | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
915 | Stop that! Make the District Attorney reappear! | 1.3793 | 0.05955 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 10 |
916 | Bring the bailiff back now or I’ll hold you in contempt. | 1.3793 | 0.05428 | 116 | 78 | 32 | 6 |
917 | And for MY next trick, I'm going to make all your assets disappear. | 1.3793 | 0.05698 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
918 | This is your last warning!....No more tricks or I'll hold you in contempt of court as fast as you can say "presto!" | 1.3793 | 0.05145 | 116 | 76 | 36 | 4 |
919 | Are you telling me you passed go AND collected $200? | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
920 | Mr. Wizardi: You will answer the question asked. "Presto change-o" does not entitle you a different question. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
921 | Sustained. You cannot make the other witnesses disappear. | 1.3793 | 0.05289 | 116 | 77 | 34 | 5 |
922 | Please answer sir, it's not a trick question! | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
923 | Then you saw him and then you didn’t is not an alibi. | 1.3793 | 0.05289 | 116 | 77 | 34 | 5 |
924 | Sir,let me repeat. I do not want you turning this into a circus. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
925 | The court doesn't care if it's a trade secret. What did you do with the plaintiff's lower half? | 1.3793 | 0.06202 | 116 | 84 | 20 | 12 |
926 | Prestidigitation, sleight of hand ... call it want you want. Your tricks should never involve the plaintiff's buttocks. | 1.3793 | 0.05828 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
927 | I don't want to see any of your tricks!" | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
928 | I'm sorry sir. You cannot turn the prosecutor into a rabbit just because you don't like her questions. | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
929 | 'During the proceedings, we do not refer the court-appointed defense attorney as 'your lovely assistant!' | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
930 | So your'e saying that she just disappeared? | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
931 | Excuse me sir. Are you saying the reason you cannot answer is because you accidentally made your mouth disappear? | 1.3790 | 0.06229 | 124 | 92 | 17 | 15 |
932 | No tricks, hear me? | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
933 | Were you, or were you not, responsible for the disappearance of Mr. Hoppy? | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
934 | Again--"presto chango" is not a legal term! | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
935 | Even if she did volunteer, unless you make her come back it's kidnapping. | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
936 | Look, when the prosecution said you were the star witness, they didn't mean you'd get to do your act. | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
937 | Tell us where the rabbit is! | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
938 | Where you are going, there are no false bottoms. | 1.3790 | 0.05793 | 124 | 88 | 25 | 11 |
939 | Your wife testified that she said you should ‘see’ someone else, not ‘saw” someone else | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
940 | No, you don't need a volunteer from the jury box. | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
941 | A magician never reveals his secrets doesn’t fall under the 5th amendment. | 1.3790 | 0.05196 | 124 | 83 | 35 | 6 |
942 | For the last time, please stop making the witnesses disappear. | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
943 | Taking my glass of water was funny - but you need to bring back the jury this instant! | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
944 | No, the charges have not disappeared against you. | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
945 | I do not want to see another rabbit. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
946 | Is the man who asked you to make the witness disappear sitting in this courtroom? | 1.3790 | 0.05905 | 124 | 89 | 23 | 12 |
947 | Now did you or did you not make her 'disappear,' sir? | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
948 | During the recess, the witness will meet with my grandson and his friends in my chambers. | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
949 | For the last time, she’s the Assistant District attorney, not your “lovely assistant.” | 1.3790 | 0.05196 | 124 | 83 | 35 | 6 |
950 | You're not going to trick your way out of testifying, Don. Jr. | 1.3790 | 0.05562 | 124 | 86 | 29 | 9 |
951 | And for his next trick, the accused will make the evidence against him RE-appear! | 1.3790 | 0.05196 | 124 | 83 | 35 | 6 |
952 | You've been accused of putting on the ritz. What say you? | 1.3790 | 0.05679 | 124 | 87 | 27 | 10 |
953 | No , I do not want to see how you can make her disappear! | 1.3790 | 0.04938 | 124 | 81 | 39 | 4 |
954 | You pulled your alibi out of where? | 1.3790 | 0.06015 | 124 | 90 | 21 | 13 |
955 | You can’t get out of testifying by making your mouth disappear! | 1.3790 | 0.05905 | 124 | 89 | 23 | 12 |
956 | So, you’re saying the evidence just...disappeared? | 1.3790 | 0.05321 | 124 | 84 | 33 | 7 |
957 | The witness will refrain from addressing me as his lovely assistant. | 1.3790 | 0.05443 | 124 | 85 | 31 | 8 |
958 | You're in the wrong cartoon. | 1.3774 | 0.06062 | 106 | 74 | 24 | 8 |
959 | I don't want to see any tricks. | 1.3770 | 0.04983 | 122 | 80 | 38 | 4 |
960 | Oh, of course your alibi witness disappeared. | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
961 | For your next trick you better make the plaintiff reappear. | 1.3770 | 0.05741 | 122 | 86 | 26 | 10 |
962 | I don’t care Mr. Magnificent. You sawed her in half. | 1.3770 | 0.05500 | 122 | 84 | 30 | 8 |
963 | The Court agrees, Mr. Marvello, that it is unnecessary to preface each attempt to remember with, 'Now I see it, now I don't.' | 1.3770 | 0.05858 | 122 | 87 | 24 | 11 |
964 | You make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
965 | I'd like to see you get out of this one. | 1.3739 | 0.05587 | 115 | 79 | 29 | 7 |
966 | This court will grant leniency if you can make all the TV judges disappear. | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
967 | We may need you to testify again so don't disappear. | 1.3739 | 0.05449 | 115 | 78 | 31 | 6 |
968 | If you don’t want to disappear for the next ten months, I suggest you answer the question! | 1.3739 | 0.05854 | 115 | 81 | 25 | 9 |
969 | No, "traveling between dimensions" is not a legitimate alibi. | 1.3739 | 0.05449 | 115 | 78 | 31 | 6 |
970 | We’ll deal with the rabbit. Just remove the hat. | 1.3739 | 0.05307 | 115 | 77 | 33 | 5 |
971 | Of course Trump would hire a magician to do his taxes | 1.3738 | 0.06302 | 107 | 77 | 20 | 10 |
972 | Answer the question or I’ll make you disappear for 30 days | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
973 | Any chance your skills of deception were learned from an elected official? | 1.3717 | 0.05787 | 113 | 79 | 26 | 8 |
974 | Nice try, but there is no such thing as magician-assistant privilege. | 1.3717 | 0.05508 | 113 | 77 | 30 | 6 |
975 | There's no point locking you up so I'm going to let you go. | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
976 | The next person to disappear will be you - for 20 years. | 1.3717 | 0.05787 | 113 | 79 | 26 | 8 |
977 | I understand you are an accomplished escape artist. I am an accomplished and extremely heavy-handed sentencing artist. | 1.3717 | 0.05649 | 113 | 78 | 28 | 7 |
978 | You are in contempt of this court and your parents expectations. | 1.3714 | 0.06240 | 105 | 75 | 21 | 9 |
979 | You're here to testify, not to mystify. | 1.3707 | 0.05411 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
980 | I know all the tricks. | 1.3707 | 0.05939 | 116 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
981 | You make your mouth reappear now or I will hold you in contempt | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
982 | You must disclose the bunny's whereabouts or be held in contempt! | 1.3707 | 0.05812 | 116 | 82 | 25 | 9 |
983 | None of your tricks! | 1.3707 | 0.05939 | 116 | 83 | 23 | 10 |
984 | For the last time, witness : this court does not accept Harry v. Voldemort as a binding precedent. | 1.3707 | 0.06064 | 116 | 84 | 21 | 11 |
985 | I’m not judging you for being a magician, Mr. Michaels. It’s stealing a top hat that you stand accused of. | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
986 | OK. Now make the jury reappear. Now! | 1.3694 | 0.05108 | 111 | 73 | 35 | 3 |
987 | I don't care about your magician's code. Where's the rabbit! | 1.3694 | 0.05713 | 111 | 77 | 27 | 7 |
988 | I'm telling you for the last time: Make the jury reappear! | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
989 | The defendant must make an appearance | 1.3694 | 0.05568 | 111 | 76 | 29 | 6 |
990 | I forgot how to make my wife reappear, is not a defense. | 1.3689 | 0.05342 | 103 | 68 | 32 | 3 |
991 | So, your DNA just magically appeared? | 1.3679 | 0.05738 | 106 | 73 | 27 | 6 |
992 | No, you may not show us your disappearing act! | 1.3670 | 0.06205 | 109 | 79 | 20 | 10 |
993 | Make the bailiff reappear or I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
994 | The witness will make the gavel re-appear or be held in contempt. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
995 | For MY next trick I'll put you somewhere you can't escape! | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
996 | Next time I hold you in contempt, stay there. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
997 | Defense counsel's "trick question" objection is overruled. The defendant will explain the sudden disappearance of his lovely assistant. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
998 | Habeas Corpus means "Find the damn rabbit." | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
999 | This is your last chance. Where's my gavel? | 1.3670 | 0.05158 | 109 | 72 | 34 | 3 |
1000 | A magician never reveals his tricks" is only a valid defence in Nevada | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1001 | No, you may not saw her in half as a demonstration of your powers. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1002 | For the last time, I'm not your assistant." | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1003 | Now make my gavel reappear! | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1004 | I ASK YOU AGAIN... Where IS the Rabbit!?! | 1.3670 | 0.05158 | 109 | 72 | 34 | 3 |
1005 | You have 3 seconds to make my gavel reappear or I'll add theft to the charges | 1.3670 | 0.06205 | 109 | 79 | 20 | 10 |
1006 | Return my gavel or I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.3670 | 0.05779 | 109 | 76 | 26 | 7 |
1007 | For the last time, you can't simply say 'abba cadabra' every time you don't want to answer a question! | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1008 | Well, then magically make the court reporter RE-appear! | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
1009 | You will refrain from levitating the prosecution! | 1.3670 | 0.05478 | 109 | 74 | 30 | 5 |
1010 | Alright--where did you put the DA? | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1011 | No, the "lady" is not going to vanish. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
1012 | I am NOT going to ask you again-where’s the rabbit!!!! | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
1013 | Bring the Bailiff back right now! | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
1014 | By order of the court, you are required to make your mouth reappear. | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1015 | I'm warning you, no more tricks. | 1.3670 | 0.05631 | 109 | 75 | 28 | 6 |
1016 | Pick a charge. Any charge. | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
1017 | No, I will not bet you $10,000 that I have on red, white and blue underwear. | 1.3670 | 0.06066 | 109 | 78 | 22 | 9 |
1018 | Pull another story like that out of your hat and Presto, I’ll turn your suit orange! | 1.3670 | 0.05925 | 109 | 77 | 24 | 8 |
1019 | Stop. Making. The. Evidence. Disappear. | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
1020 | The witness will answer the question: Where were you on the night the victim disappeared? | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1021 | If I even see the rabbit, it's contempt - got it? | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1022 | Put the twelfth juror back now or I’ll make YOU disappear. | 1.3661 | 0.06341 | 112 | 83 | 17 | 12 |
1023 | The witness shall refrain from using any hocus pocus! | 1.3661 | 0.05381 | 112 | 76 | 31 | 5 |
1024 | If you do not produce the rabbit right now I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
1025 | Answer the “question”! Where did you hide the bunny? | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1026 | Clever. Now make my gavel reappear. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1027 | In my courtroom hats, with or without rabbits, are forbidden. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1028 | He said "habeus corpus," not "hocus pocus." | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
1029 | If you make anymore evidence disappear I’ll hold you in contempt of court. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1030 | What did you do with the prosecutor? | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
1031 | Just because you work for The New Yorker doesn't mean you don't have to swear to tell the truth. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1032 | Your defense of 'presto-changeo-abracadabra' is not a legal defense in this court, young man! | 1.3661 | 0.05381 | 112 | 76 | 31 | 5 |
1033 | ..stop saying "...and now for my next trick...". | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1034 | I am instructing the jury to disregard all tricks ! | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1035 | Making the jury disappear in mid trial is a felony in this state. | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
1036 | The rule of law trumps abracadabra! | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
1037 | Ok, what did you do with the rabbit? | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
1038 | ‘You can save the “ta-dahs” young man.” | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
1039 | The prosecutor is NOT your lovely assistant | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1040 | I don't care who you are. In my court, you must reveal your secrets. | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1041 | You tell me where that rabbit went or I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1042 | No, you may not saw the prosecutor in half! | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
1043 | Your sentence: Four score and seven years. Not one second less. | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1044 | Let me remind you that you're under oath. For the last time, how did you know what card she picked? | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1045 | You will answer the question. Exactly how did the victim disappear? | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
1046 | It's "So help me,God." Not "Abracadabra!" | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1047 | Did you take my pen? | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
1048 | Vanishing my gavel will not keep me from rendering my verdict! | 1.3661 | 0.06082 | 112 | 81 | 21 | 10 |
1049 | You make that bible re-appear right now or I will hold you in contempt!! | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1050 | If you really want to win this case, you better pull more than a rabbit out of your hat! | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1051 | Enough of this magician thing; schazam and abra-ca-dabra are not acceptable responses. | 1.3661 | 0.05949 | 112 | 80 | 23 | 9 |
1052 | Okay, great trick, but now I really need you to give me back the gavel! | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
1053 | Raise YOUR right hand, not mine! | 1.3661 | 0.05672 | 112 | 78 | 27 | 7 |
1054 | Answer the question: was the rabbit actually in your hat? | 1.3661 | 0.05812 | 112 | 79 | 25 | 8 |
1055 | For the last time: saying abracadabra does not make the case against you disappear. | 1.3661 | 0.05528 | 112 | 77 | 29 | 6 |
1056 | WHERE DID YOU PUT THE RABBIT? | 1.3661 | 0.06213 | 112 | 82 | 19 | 11 |
1057 | If I were you, I would practice your escape trick...right now. | 1.3654 | 0.06270 | 104 | 75 | 20 | 9 |
1058 | Im the judge of that | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1059 | "OK, let's get one thing straight. I'm the judge and this is my courtroom and I find you guilty. So, try getting out of that, Mr. Houdini. | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1060 | Sir, I will no longer tolerate your demands to first say 'the magic word' with each of our questions. | 1.3652 | 0.05966 | 115 | 83 | 22 | 10 |
1061 | Let’s see if you can escape Life Imprisonment! | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1062 | Mr. Giuliani, you just can’t eliminate obstruction by saying “Presto Chango”. | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1063 | I'm the only one in this courtroom who's permitted to go pantless! | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1064 | No! "Abracadabra" is not a valid way of removing the President! | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1065 | Conversations between you and the rabbit are not privileged. | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1066 | If you don't re-appear Exhibit A, I will take this gavel and...aw, come on! Are you freakin' kidding me? | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1067 | You don‘t have to tell the audience, but you have to tell me. How did you do that? | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1068 | Make my damn gavel reappear NOW! | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1069 | Stop dancing around the question, Mr. Astaire. | 1.3652 | 0.05288 | 115 | 78 | 32 | 5 |
1070 | Only celebrities and sitting Presidents can get away with that kind of chicanery in this court! | 1.3652 | 0.05966 | 115 | 83 | 22 | 10 |
1071 | The Great Majesto, you'd better pull a better alibi out of that hat. | 1.3652 | 0.05288 | 115 | 78 | 32 | 5 |
1072 | My gavel, now! | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1073 | I don’t care what you were demonstrating, young Mr. Magician. Return my gavel to the bench! | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1074 | Any more tricks up your sleeve? | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1075 | Stop saying "Contemptis Hemptis" and answer the question!! | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1076 | Please do not refer to your attorney as "My Lovely Assistant" again! | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1077 | And I will hold you in contempt if you don't change it back into a gavel and return it to me right now!" | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1078 | Pull out his tax returns!! | 1.3652 | 0.05837 | 115 | 82 | 24 | 9 |
1079 | You can't keep presto chango-ing your story! | 1.3652 | 0.05569 | 115 | 80 | 28 | 7 |
1080 | I'll be the one that makes people disappear around here! | 1.3652 | 0.05430 | 115 | 79 | 30 | 6 |
1081 | Your rabbit stole my gavel. | 1.3652 | 0.05704 | 115 | 81 | 26 | 8 |
1082 | The only thing we pick in here is a jury,not cards! | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1083 | For the last time,,,,Hocus Pocus is not a legal term!!.. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1084 | No, we're not going to watch this case disappear. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1085 | I don't care what may or may not be underneath it, you WILL remove your hat. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1086 | Even blindfolded Lady Justice can see through that getup! | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1087 | Perception is not reality in my courtroom, sir. | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1088 | And we'll have none of your hocus POTUS. | 1.3645 | 0.06423 | 107 | 79 | 17 | 11 |
1089 | A gavel beats a wand any day, mister! | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1090 | No! I can’t allow you to make the jury disappear! | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1091 | No disappearing acts in this courtroom Buddy!! | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1092 | If you don’t make my gavel reappear immediately I will hold you in contempt of court! | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1093 | Do you know how hard it is to subpoena a bunny?! | 1.3645 | 0.06284 | 107 | 78 | 19 | 10 |
1094 | Well in this court room you will reveal your secrets. Now, what did you do with Ms Green’s cat? | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1095 | This is your last warning. No more tricks! | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1096 | For the last time, the witness will answer ALL questions, regardless of whether or not the examiner uses the ‘magic word’! | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1097 | If you ask for assistance from the audience one more time...! | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
1098 | I grow tired of all your misdirection, sir. Answer the question! | 1.3645 | 0.05210 | 107 | 71 | 33 | 3 |
1099 | I want my gavel back now young man! | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1100 | There is no law of Prest-0 Change-0 young man! | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1101 | I don't give a rat's tail about the rabbit. You'll not be wearing a hat in my courtroom. | 1.3645 | 0.06142 | 107 | 77 | 21 | 9 |
1102 | Making the evidence disappear is not grounds for acquittal! | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1103 | It's called the writ of habeas corpus - not hocus pocus!" | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1104 | You make my gavel reappear or you're in contempt! | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1105 | Magically removing your mouth will not prevent me from holding you in contempt of court for failing to answer the question. | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1106 | You have sworn to tell the truth! You cannot just make up things out of thin air! | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1107 | You pull anything out of anyplace and you’re going straight to prison, Mr. Astonishoso. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1108 | You May look honest, but I’m on to your tricks | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
1109 | Let's see if you can escape from Alcatraz, shall we? | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1110 | Don't abracadabra me young man! Now bring back my gavel! | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1111 | See if you can pull an alibi out of that hat! | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1112 | For the last time, stop making the witnesses disappear. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1113 | It's not a trick question, where's the damn rabbit? | 1.3645 | 0.05997 | 107 | 76 | 23 | 8 |
1114 | One more outburst like that and I’ll make YOU disappear! | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1115 | I told you no tricks on the stand. Now give back the court stenographer's machine. | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1116 | One more "Alakazam" response and its "Alacatraz"! | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1117 | I'm not granting bail to a disappearing act. | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1118 | You will produce the witness or else. | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1119 | Young man, you make my gavel and your mouth reappear this instant! | 1.3645 | 0.05695 | 107 | 74 | 27 | 6 |
1120 | If you turn me into a rabbit one more time, I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.3645 | 0.05848 | 107 | 75 | 25 | 7 |
1121 | Pick a card" is not how we determine guilt here | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
1122 | I saw that! Now please return the prosecutor! | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1123 | Okay, Mister. I'm going to find you in contempt of court unless you make my gavel reappear. | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1124 | The witness will avoid any further use of "Presto"! | 1.3645 | 0.05538 | 107 | 73 | 29 | 5 |
1125 | The witness will answer the question! Was there or was there not a rabbit? | 1.3645 | 0.05376 | 107 | 72 | 31 | 4 |
1126 | If one more juror disappears.... | 1.3627 | 0.05536 | 102 | 69 | 29 | 4 |
1127 | You can wave that wand all you like, but it won't make your speeding ticket disappear. | 1.3619 | 0.05434 | 105 | 71 | 30 | 4 |
1128 | Listen, if you can't compel Fluffy to appear, I will! | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1129 | Bring the jury back in here ... NOW !! | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1130 | Make Exhibit A reappear. Right now! | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1131 | Mr. Houdini, you have exactly 10 seconds to make the jury reappear. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1132 | That getup is no excuse, you sawed her in half! | 1.3619 | 0.05600 | 105 | 72 | 28 | 5 |
1133 | So you've got a magic wand but I've got the gavel. | 1.3619 | 0.06220 | 105 | 76 | 20 | 9 |
1134 | You said you could make the witness appear. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1135 | What happened to the jurors!? | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1136 | The court does not recognize 'then I just made him disappear' as a valid response! | 1.3619 | 0.05434 | 105 | 71 | 30 | 4 |
1137 | Answer the question, Mr. Amazing. There is no Constitutional protection against violating the Magician's Code. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1138 | Okay, we all get your satirical commentary! Now stop turning everyone in this court into kangaroos. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1139 | In this court, Mr. Porter, anything does NOT go. And that 'old black magic' is not a legal defense. However, the court will allow that your hat is the tops. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1140 | You're the last to see the rabbit before it disappeared. | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1141 | The rabbit will only testify if called to the witness stand. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1142 | The witness will now make the evidence reappear. | 1.3619 | 0.06071 | 105 | 75 | 22 | 8 |
1143 | Stop trying to turn my courtroom into a circus! | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1144 | I do all the disappearing acts around here | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1145 | If you disappear one more time I will hold you out of contempt. | 1.3619 | 0.05434 | 105 | 71 | 30 | 4 |
1146 | You weren't supposed to actually saw her in half! | 1.3619 | 0.05918 | 105 | 74 | 24 | 7 |
1147 | What do you mean the truth can't be revealed? | 1.3619 | 0.05434 | 105 | 71 | 30 | 4 |
1148 | Your wand motion is denied. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1149 | Your Writ of Hocus Pocus and the Motion by Wand to Exclude Evidence are denied! The court reporter will strike all references to Abracadabra. | 1.3619 | 0.05761 | 105 | 73 | 26 | 6 |
1150 | Any more of your tricks and I'll turn you into a jailbird. | 1.3617 | 0.06209 | 94 | 66 | 22 | 6 |
1151 | I am not sure you can make your alibi appear out of thin air. | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
1152 | You put your right hand, not your wand, on the bible, and say 'I do", not 'abracadabra' ! | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
1153 | Young man, you’ve got precisely 10 seconds to re-materialize People’s Exhibit 11-D! | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
1154 | It’s not a trick unless you bring the evidence back. | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
1155 | And no tricks! | 1.3611 | 0.05652 | 108 | 75 | 27 | 6 |
1156 | The next words out of your mouth better be your testimony! I've seen enough of your stupid magic tricks! | 1.3611 | 0.05803 | 108 | 76 | 25 | 7 |
1157 | A magician never tells" will not be tolerated | 1.3585 | 0.05394 | 106 | 72 | 30 | 4 |
1158 | Being a character witness doesn't mean you have to dress up like a character witness. | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
1159 | Sir your therapy rabbit cannot testify in your defense.. | 1.3585 | 0.05717 | 106 | 74 | 26 | 6 |
1160 | You will immediately return the jury! | 1.3585 | 0.05558 | 106 | 73 | 28 | 5 |
1161 | Will the defendant please levitate? | 1.3548 | 0.06422 | 93 | 67 | 19 | 7 |
1162 | Your here today to testify, not mystify ! | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1163 | No one wears a clipon bowtie in my courtroom! | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1164 | Making your wife disappear does NOT mean you have won the case. Bring her back now! | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1165 | I’ll remind you again, refer to him as the victim, not as “the member from the audience | 1.3529 | 0.05512 | 102 | 70 | 28 | 4 |
1166 | 'Magicians never tell' has nothing to do with the 5th Amendment. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1167 | You really think the jury will believe it just dissapeared?? | 1.3529 | 0.05332 | 102 | 69 | 30 | 3 |
1168 | Sawing your wife in half was only amusing when it was a magic trick. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1169 | Okay, I’ve heard enough! Where’s the damned rabbit | 1.3529 | 0.05512 | 102 | 70 | 28 | 4 |
1170 | The witness will refrain from responding “I refuse to answer on the grounds that I can make you disappear”. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1171 | Wanna see magic? How about I make you disappear for five-to-ten? | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1172 | No, rabbits cannot plead the 5th Amendment | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1173 | So you are saying that your assistant just disappeared? | 1.3529 | 0.06017 | 102 | 73 | 22 | 7 |
1174 | So now you are saying that, last time you saw the victim, she was actually one-piece? | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1175 | The witness will answer the question: where did the rabbit come from? | 1.3529 | 0.06176 | 102 | 74 | 20 | 8 |
1176 | Would you like to explain why people on the Witness List keep disappearing? | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1177 | I'm going to warn you, young man. My wife did not like your show. | 1.3529 | 0.06331 | 102 | 75 | 18 | 9 |
1178 | Yes, the rabbit is part of the property settlement. | 1.3529 | 0.05853 | 102 | 72 | 24 | 6 |
1179 | No! My gavel is not where I left it. | 1.3529 | 0.05685 | 102 | 71 | 26 | 5 |
1180 | 'Wait for my final act' is not a not a sufficient defense for sawing a woman in half! | 1.3529 | 0.05332 | 102 | 69 | 30 | 3 |
1181 | I'm instructing the witness to make the bible re-appear immediately | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1182 | Do not make this lawyer cluck like a chicken! | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1183 | Look Mr. Wizard, the next time you tell the lady prosecutor you are going to turn her into a toad every time she asks you a question, I will quickly turn you into a prison pinata. Do you understand me? | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1184 | Making the Bible disappear does not relieve you from telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1185 | We're up to your tricks. | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1186 | Up to your old tricks again, eh Mister Magnifico? | 1.3524 | 0.06199 | 105 | 77 | 19 | 9 |
1187 | It’s “I solemnly swear,” not “Abracadabra.” | 1.3524 | 0.06049 | 105 | 76 | 21 | 8 |
1188 | You will not address our prosecutor as "oh beguiling anomaly not often depicted in classic opera." | 1.3524 | 0.05577 | 105 | 73 | 27 | 5 |
1189 | Show me the bunny! | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1190 | No, you may not show the jury "a neat trick." | 1.3524 | 0.06488 | 105 | 79 | 15 | 11 |
1191 | Do not try pulling an alibi out of your hat again ! | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1192 | For the last time: Evidence pulled from the hat is not acceptable! | 1.3524 | 0.05739 | 105 | 74 | 25 | 6 |
1193 | Abraca-damned. I still habeas your corpus. Now answer the question | 1.3524 | 0.05896 | 105 | 75 | 23 | 7 |
1194 | Article Three Section Nine clearly states if you pull a rabbit out of your hat he is subject to cross-examination under oath! | 1.3524 | 0.05410 | 105 | 72 | 29 | 4 |
1195 | No, you cannot make the charges against you "just disappear". | 1.3500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 69 | 27 | 4 |
1196 | You're charged with sawing a woman in half and failing to pick up the pieces. | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1197 | If there's a rabbit to be pulled out of there, now would be a good time. | 1.3500 | 0.06093 | 100 | 72 | 21 | 7 |
1198 | ANSWER the question! Where's the goddamn rabbit? | 1.3500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 70 | 25 | 5 |
1199 | I don't care if it completes your look.Take off that damn hat. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1200 | That's a wand, not a gavel. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1201 | No, you may not ask for a volunteer from the jury pool. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1202 | I sincerely doubt that The Great Lizardo is your real name. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1203 | TELL US WHAT YOU DID WITH THE RABBIT. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1204 | The jury had better reappear. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1205 | Just your name, sir. The record cannot show you as "The Great Seymouro." | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1206 | ... and don't make my gavel disappear again! | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
1207 | This is about WhoDunIt, not WhoDini. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1208 | Have you something up your sleeve? | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1209 | That’s it! I’m holding you in contempt of court for making evidence disappear. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1210 | We’re about to make you disappear...! | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1211 | Make the prosecutor reappear or I will make you vanish .for a long time. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1212 | No, you cannot just make these charges disappear. | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1213 | If you conjure the evidence one more time, I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1214 | Again, when was the last time you saw that rabbit? | 1.3495 | 0.06125 | 103 | 75 | 20 | 8 |
1215 | Where did you hide my gavel? | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
1216 | Bring back the bail bondsman right now!! | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1217 | Please answer the question and please make counsel reappear! | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1218 | RETURN MY JURY! And lose the rabbits. | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1219 | Bring the Bible back, Mr. Whizmo. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1220 | My courtroom, Mr. Potter,--Lose the hat! | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1221 | No more misdirection to the jury from you, Mr. Presto! | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1222 | We are not amused ... make your mouth reappear! | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1223 | You’ve got to be kidding — gavels don’t just disappear! | 1.3495 | 0.05640 | 103 | 72 | 26 | 5 |
1224 | The witness is reminded not to end every response with "Presto!" | 1.3495 | 0.05468 | 103 | 71 | 28 | 4 |
1225 | This court will have no more tricks from you! | 1.3495 | 0.05968 | 103 | 74 | 22 | 7 |
1226 | I’m not going to warn you again: drop the act! | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1227 | Making people disappear is a crime. | 1.3495 | 0.05806 | 103 | 73 | 24 | 6 |
1228 | Hey Houdini, make the evidence and my pants re-appear, or I’ll hold you in contempt! | 1.3491 | 0.05850 | 106 | 76 | 23 | 7 |
1229 | For the last time, stop offering to put the victim back together. | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1230 | That may be, but the judicial oath supersedes the magician's oath. | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1231 | Sir, I'll ask you to refrain from making the evidence against you disappear. | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1232 | Make your mouth reappear and testify. | 1.3469 | 0.05250 | 98 | 66 | 30 | 2 |
1233 | Get ready to disappear. | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1234 | Please quit asking the jury if they believe in magic. | 1.3469 | 0.06503 | 98 | 73 | 16 | 9 |
1235 | Okay, the first time was funny, but now it's annoying. Mr Mysterio, please return my gavel immediately. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1236 | Turn her back into a gavel at once. | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1237 | No, you may not ask her to get into a box to be sawn in half. | 1.3469 | 0.06819 | 98 | 75 | 12 | 11 |
1238 | May I remind you that both you and the rabbit are under oath. | 1.3469 | 0.05447 | 98 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
1239 | That was a cute trick. Now please bring back the Bible. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1240 | Where did I leave my keys | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1241 | I suppose you think that's funny. | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1242 | If you say "THIS is where fashion sits" one more time, I’m going to hold you in contempt. | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1243 | I won't let you make a circus out of this courtroom! | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1244 | Stop pulling things out of your hat | 1.3469 | 0.06819 | 98 | 75 | 12 | 11 |
1245 | You may––but only if it's a legal trick. | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1246 | The consequences be damned; you WILL remove your hat in my courtroom. | 1.3469 | 0.05637 | 98 | 68 | 26 | 4 |
1247 | The disappearing mouth trick isn’t the same as pleading the fifth! | 1.3469 | 0.05998 | 98 | 70 | 22 | 6 |
1248 | You just can't pull an aquital out of thin air. | 1.3469 | 0.06171 | 98 | 71 | 20 | 7 |
1249 | I'm ordering you to make your mouth reappear and answer the question! | 1.3469 | 0.05447 | 98 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
1250 | Remember, you're under oath. How did you get the quarter through the metal detector? | 1.3469 | 0.05447 | 98 | 67 | 28 | 3 |
1251 | You're not allowed to claim magic realism as a motive. | 1.3469 | 0.05820 | 98 | 69 | 24 | 5 |
1252 | Your old tricks won't work in my court. | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1253 | I will remind you that you're still under oath. " Pick any card from the deck" is not an appropriate response. | 1.3469 | 0.06340 | 98 | 72 | 18 | 8 |
1254 | That's not what it means to expunge your record. | 1.3469 | 0.06819 | 98 | 75 | 12 | 11 |
1255 | I don’t want you conjuring up yet another alibi! | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1256 | For the last time, no more making the evidence "disappear"! | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1257 | There's a rabbit in my robe and I'm NOT happy to see you. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1258 | I don't care how many doves you release, in my court, a gentleman always removes his hat. | 1.3465 | 0.05347 | 101 | 69 | 29 | 3 |
1259 | You had better make that witness reappear! | 1.3465 | 0.05347 | 101 | 69 | 29 | 3 |
1260 | Your magician's oath means nothing here! How did you make the woman disappear? | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1261 | The court admonishes the witness that justice is blind, not invisible; bring back the jury! | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1262 | If you don't bring the prosecutor back NOW, I'll direct the jury to come back with a guilty verdict. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1263 | I'm afraid, Mr Barr, you're going to have to make the jury re-appear | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1264 | I am sorry, but the "Magician's Code" does not in fact supercede being in contempt of court | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1265 | No, sir, you may not ask for a volunteer from the audience. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1266 | Remove that hat or you'll disappear. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1267 | OK, bring back the defendant or else!! | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1268 | I'm warning you, no tricks this time! | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1269 | Looks like freedom was not in the cards for you son. | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1270 | No sir, the fifth amendment does not apply, now you hocus pocus your mouth back where it goes! | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1271 | Alright Houdini, abracadabra the witness back. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1272 | No, the Court does not want to put on the ritz. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1273 | You better conjure up a better answer than that! | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1274 | I made my wife disappear" was not holding up as well as the defense had hoped | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1275 | You've taken your role as character witness too far. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1276 | You were told this was an informal hearing. | 1.3465 | 0.05158 | 101 | 68 | 31 | 2 |
1277 | No, seven white doves cannot be called as witnesses. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1278 | Stop making my gavel disappear! | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1279 | You're in contempt until you make that bible reappear! | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1280 | You make that rabbit reappear right now or I’m holding you in contempt. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1281 | You can't plead delusional | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1282 | If I hear the witness say ‘Abracadabra’ one more time I’m going to hold him in contempt. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1283 | You can’t plead the fifth dimension here son. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1284 | No, you may not make this indictment disappear. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1285 | Stop playing the case of the missing jury. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1286 | You saw this one in half, buster, and you're in real trouble! | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1287 | The witness will answer the question. How did you know which card was mine? | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1288 | Habeas Corpus is not a magical incantation, young man. | 1.3465 | 0.05529 | 101 | 70 | 27 | 4 |
1289 | I know EXACTLY where you pulled that out of... | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1290 | Don’t you dare do the vanishing trick again! | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1291 | So you did cut her in two halves, but you did not murder her | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1292 | We have 500 witnesses that saw you cut her in half. Guilty! | 1.3465 | 0.06515 | 101 | 76 | 15 | 10 |
1293 | There are just so many times that you can keep pulling rabbits out of that hat without people wondering where the hell they are all really coming from. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1294 | No, you may not call your lawyer 'my beautiful assistant'!" | 1.3465 | 0.06204 | 101 | 74 | 19 | 8 |
1295 | Objection sustained--the witness is indeed 'put'n on the Ritz'. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1296 | Now tell me, where did you put the rabbit? | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1297 | The witness will refrain from demonstrating his disappearing act during cross examination! | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1298 | Making the prosecutor dissapear won’t help your case. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1299 | I’ll remind the witness, if she disappears again, we’ll just have to start over. | 1.3465 | 0.06042 | 101 | 73 | 21 | 7 |
1300 | I've told you twice now that you can't simply pull an answer out of your ass. | 1.3465 | 0.06361 | 101 | 75 | 17 | 9 |
1301 | Exhibit B better reappear or you will be held in contempt! | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1302 | How do we KNOW you’ve got nothing up your sleeve? | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1303 | You wanted to make the charges disappear? | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1304 | The court will not tolerate your legal hocus pocus. | 1.3465 | 0.05876 | 101 | 72 | 23 | 6 |
1305 | The whole rabbit and nothing but the rabbit! | 1.3444 | 0.06153 | 90 | 64 | 21 | 5 |
1306 | Nice trick, Now give me my Gavel back! | 1.3444 | 0.06352 | 90 | 65 | 19 | 6 |
1307 | Magician’s Oath or not, we still need to swear you in. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1308 | I know you made it through the rabbit detector,but you still have to hand over the hat. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1309 | Sir, please stop referring to the assistant D.A. is not 'your lovely assistant.' | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1310 | I told you not to make any of the evidence disappear. Now bring it back or you're going to jail. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1311 | No, it would not please the court to pull a rabbit out of your hat! | 1.3438 | 0.05507 | 96 | 66 | 27 | 3 |
1312 | For the last time, she's not your lovely assistant! | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1313 | There will be no Hocus Potus here young man! | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1314 | I told you not to make Exhibit 3 disappear. | 1.3438 | 0.05507 | 96 | 66 | 27 | 3 |
1315 | Answer the question or I'll make you disappear for 5 to 10. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1316 | You better pull it out of somewhere | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1317 | Furthermore, don’t think you are going to pull a not guilty verdict out of that hat! | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1318 | I'll show you hocus-pocus... Legal hocus-pocus...! | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1319 | One more, "Presto-change-o, Prosecutor Disappear-o", and I will hold you in contempt. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1320 | I don't care if you have a rabbit in it! You have to remove your hat! | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1321 | 'I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you,' is not an acceptable response in this court! | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1322 | I dont care if you practiced law inSpringfield and are growing a beard..TAKE OFF YOUR HAT.!! | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1323 | Despite the impressive wand, your parking tickets have not vanished. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1324 | For the last time, you can't get a volunteer from the jury box! | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1325 | She's not your assistant, Splendita, she's the f-ing DA | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1326 | I’m thinking of making you disappear! | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1327 | I cannot tell a lie. You are not Abraham Lincoln | 1.3438 | 0.06594 | 96 | 72 | 15 | 9 |
1328 | The magician's code doesn't work under oath. Please answer, where did the bunny come from? | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1329 | No!!! This is NOT where the magic happens! | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1330 | It's magic only if I say it's magic. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1331 | If your mouth is not returned to your face immediately, I will have my bailiff bring me a pen and I will draw one on myself. How’s that for a magic trick? | 1.3438 | 0.06594 | 96 | 72 | 15 | 9 |
1332 | Sustained. The defendant will refrain from referring to the public defender as his beautiful assistant. | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1333 | Ok wise guy, bring back the defendant! | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1334 | I'm going to make you disappear -- for five years. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1335 | This is a court of law, not your magic act. The rabbit was evidence. | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1336 | Tell the Court exactly what happened AFTER you said ‘abracadabra’. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1337 | Why can't you just bring them back? | 1.3438 | 0.05507 | 96 | 66 | 27 | 3 |
1338 | Are you under the illusion that you don't have to answer? | 1.3438 | 0.06075 | 96 | 69 | 21 | 6 |
1339 | The prosecutor’s objection to the witness abracadabrazing the murder weapon is sustained! | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1340 | Making the jury disappear will be considered tampering. | 1.3438 | 0.06426 | 96 | 71 | 17 | 8 |
1341 | Produce the rabbit, sir, or be held in contempt. | 1.3438 | 0.05702 | 96 | 67 | 25 | 4 |
1342 | No, that was not a trick question! | 1.3438 | 0.05892 | 96 | 68 | 23 | 5 |
1343 | They’ll be no dancing in my courtroom Mr Astaire. | 1.3438 | 0.06253 | 96 | 70 | 19 | 7 |
1344 | For the last time, the phrase is, 'I invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment to avoid self-incrimination', not 'A magician never reveals his secrets.' | 1.3434 | 0.05772 | 99 | 70 | 24 | 5 |
1345 | You will address her as Counsel, not 'My lovely assistant.' | 1.3412 | 0.06161 | 85 | 60 | 21 | 4 |
1346 | Yes or no, Mr. Smith. At the birthday party did you make the crying child disappear? | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1347 | You're here for Voir Dire, not Voila! | 1.3407 | 0.06096 | 91 | 65 | 21 | 5 |
1348 | Make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.3407 | 0.05893 | 91 | 64 | 23 | 4 |
1349 | Can you move the rabbit closer to the microphone, please. | 1.3407 | 0.06294 | 91 | 66 | 19 | 6 |
1350 | No!! I can't make this case Disappear!!! | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1351 | That rabbit had a family! | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1352 | You'll need to pull a rabbit out of your hat for this one! | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1353 | You know perfectly well why you were charged with theft by deception. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1354 | Raise your other right hand, | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1355 | I don't care about the rabbit. Take your hat off. | 1.3404 | 0.06154 | 94 | 68 | 20 | 6 |
1356 | No. 'Puttin' on the Ritz' is not a plea." | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1357 | If my gavel disappears one more time... | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1358 | The witness will cease making the exhibits disappear! | 1.3404 | 0.05770 | 94 | 66 | 24 | 4 |
1359 | Give me back my teeth! | 1.3404 | 0.06337 | 94 | 69 | 18 | 7 |
1360 | You can’t answer questions with the ‘Gettysburg Address’. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1361 | The court does not care about your magicians code- we still need to know how your mother-in-law disappeared. | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1362 | Really, your name is Mike? | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1363 | I must inform you, sir, that making your mouth disappear does not relieve you of the duty to answer the prosecutor's question! | 1.3404 | 0.05965 | 94 | 67 | 22 | 5 |
1364 | Look, I won't ask you again, where's the stash of coins you keep behind my ear ? | 1.3404 | 0.06515 | 94 | 70 | 16 | 8 |
1365 | And, no funny business. | 1.3402 | 0.05654 | 97 | 68 | 25 | 4 |
1366 | I have the perfect disappearing act for you--we're sending you to the Witness Protection Program in Las Vegas. | 1.3371 | 0.05967 | 89 | 63 | 22 | 4 |
1367 | No more misdirection! Just answer the question! Did you, or did you not, saw her in half? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1368 | I need for you make that hat disappear. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1369 | Well I sure didn't make the jury rise. | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1370 | If you don't make the stenographer's machine reappear, I will make your freedom disappear. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1371 | Yes, even magicians must reveal their secrets about where they were on the night of the 14th. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1372 | You make that witness reappear right now!!! | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1373 | No more volunteers! | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1374 | For the last time, I'm not going to pick a card. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1375 | You must answer truthfully! Are you certain that is the last time you sawed the victim? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1376 | Look, we found the rabbit in your hat, so you can't say you didn't know where it came from. | 1.3370 | 0.05632 | 92 | 64 | 25 | 3 |
1377 | OK, Mr. Copperfield, I am only going to ask you one more time, and remember you are under oath, what did you do with the body? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1378 | You're not making a good case for bail...now, where's my watch? | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1379 | And if one more witness disappears, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1380 | For the last time, stop referring to the stenographer as your 'lovely assistant' | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
1381 | You, sir, are reminded that, in this court, waving a wand does not make it so. | 1.3370 | 0.06608 | 92 | 69 | 15 | 8 |
1382 | I don’t care what you say—I won’t have you turning this courtroom into a three-ring circus. | 1.3370 | 0.06236 | 92 | 67 | 19 | 6 |
1383 | Need I remind you that you are under oath. Now, how did you do that trick? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1384 | No, the court will not accept the testimony of your rabbit. | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1385 | I'm only going to say this one more time. It's "So help me,God," not "Abracadabra!" | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1386 | Don't think you can wave your magic wand and make this all go away. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1387 | Please refrain from punctuating every sentence with 'Voila! | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1388 | And now, if you make my gavel reappear, I can adjourn the meeting and go to lunch | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1389 | My magic is stronger than your magic! | 1.3370 | 0.05840 | 92 | 65 | 23 | 4 |
1390 | Your Honor, she's still in one piece, isn't she? | 1.3370 | 0.06041 | 92 | 66 | 21 | 5 |
1391 | First, I am not going to think of a number, second you will return my gavel, and third you will tell counsel what you did with the rabbit. | 1.3370 | 0.06424 | 92 | 68 | 17 | 7 |
1392 | Make your mouth re-appear! | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1393 | No, you may not answer with 'Abracadabra" | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1394 | You will be held in contempt if any evidence disappears | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1395 | It’s obvious you don’t understand the term ‘formal hearing.’ | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1396 | "You can't 'abracadabra' your way out of this!" | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1397 | And don't even think about trying to make that witness disappear! | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1398 | Call her 'my shapely assistant' again and you'll be held in contempt. | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1399 | Enough misdirection! | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1400 | Hey ... nobody's seen the prosecutor all day. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1401 | Okay, Mr. Magic --- after that testimonial slight of hand, observe as the Great Judgecini makes a plea deal disappear." | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1402 | Give me my watch back! | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1403 | Can you make that hat disappear? | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1404 | And Presto!, the defendant will now disappear. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1405 | Are you waiving privilege or wand? | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1406 | I said answer the question without all the Hocus Poccus. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1407 | I don’t care how you did it! Where is your assistant? | 1.3333 | 0.06365 | 93 | 69 | 17 | 7 |
1408 | I'd hold you in contempt, but the bunny was cute. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1409 | No, you cannot ask for help from your assistant. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1410 | Tell us to the best of your recollection HOW the rabbit got under there? | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1411 | The court would have you re-appear the lead prosecutor immediately! | 1.3333 | 0.05475 | 96 | 67 | 26 | 3 |
1412 | If you try to make the evidence disappear one more time, I’ll hold you in contempt! | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1413 | I won't have any of your 'Hocus Pocus' in my courtroom. | 1.3333 | 0.06224 | 96 | 71 | 18 | 7 |
1414 | Honest Abe, my ass! | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1415 | The defendant will make my gavel reappear, immediately! | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1416 | The rabbit can't answer for you | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1417 | You will share with this courtroom the means by which you came into possession of the plaintiff's chosen card! | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1418 | I decide who is the trickiest-you or the lawyer -OK! | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1419 | Stop making evidence disappear! | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1420 | If you disappear one more prosecutor, I'm holding you in contempt! | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1421 | Objection sustained--you may not saw the prosecutor in half, Mr. Santini. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1422 | Can you please explain how the prosecutor's evidence just disappeared? | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1423 | Give the assistant DA back her underwear!! | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1424 | The court does not recognize “magician’s privilege.” Now, answer the question: What happened to the rabbit? | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1425 | Pull one rabbit out of that hat, mister, and I'll saw you in half. | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
1426 | Magic doesn’t work. An Executive Order however works like magic. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1427 | Overruled! The magician's code isn't above the law. | 1.3333 | 0.06471 | 87 | 64 | 17 | 6 |
1428 | If you release doves into the courtroom again, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1429 | One more outburst and I'll make you disappear. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1430 | Any false statement will carry a presumption of an intent to deceive. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1431 | For the last time, WHERE’S the bunny? | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1432 | Tell me the trick. How did you disappear your last three wives? | 1.3333 | 0.06515 | 90 | 67 | 16 | 7 |
1433 | No, you can't just make it disappear! | 1.3333 | 0.06398 | 96 | 72 | 16 | 8 |
1434 | That is the final time you will invoke 'magician's code' as the reason you can't answer! | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1435 | Very cute. Now bring the Assistant District Attorney back: | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1436 | What’s under your hat? | 1.3333 | 0.06046 | 96 | 70 | 20 | 6 |
1437 | Sir, your shtick is about to get you 5 to 10. | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1438 | Dammit, I said Whodunit, not Houdini! | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1439 | No more hocus pocus in my courtroom! Ms Jones, you may proceed. Ms. Jones? Ms. Jones? | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1440 | Yes the rabbit under your hat has to take the oath as well. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1441 | The last rabbit in that hat was pregnant and now we have a family of 11 living under the bench! | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1442 | No, I don't want to see the court reporter disappear. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1443 | You’re not leaving this court until you tell us where both halves of her body are. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1444 | You WILL make your mouth reappear, and you WILL answer the question! | 1.3333 | 0.06632 | 84 | 62 | 16 | 6 |
1445 | And no tricks here...understand? | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
1446 | I don't care if your bunny would escape. No hats in the courtroom! | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1447 | It's just a traffic ticket, If one more prosecutor vanishes, Abracadabra hard time | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1448 | If my gavel disappears again, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1449 | I don't care if you name is Abe, perjury is perjury! | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1450 | When will the witness reappear? | 1.3333 | 0.05474 | 90 | 62 | 26 | 2 |
1451 | Just "Yes" or "No". "Abracadabra" doesn't work here. | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1452 | The twelve rabbits were cute but I need the jury back this instant. | 1.3333 | 0.05987 | 93 | 67 | 21 | 5 |
1453 | I don’t care about your doves! Nobody wears a hat in my court!! | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1454 | Please answer the question: Do you or don't you know the whereabouts of the missing rabbit." | 1.3333 | 0.05474 | 90 | 62 | 26 | 2 |
1455 | Young man, the 5th Amendment does NOT apply to how you made that rabbit disappear. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1456 | The gavel overrules the wand. | 1.3333 | 0.06546 | 93 | 70 | 15 | 8 |
1457 | Well I can make YOU disappear for ten years! | 1.3333 | 0.05788 | 93 | 66 | 23 | 4 |
1458 | Only the Supreme Court can make precedent disappear. And return my gavel. | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1459 | You are to answer the questions after they are asked, not just before. | 1.3333 | 0.05697 | 90 | 63 | 24 | 3 |
1460 | Congratulations. You've made the evidence disappear. | 1.3333 | 0.05671 | 96 | 68 | 24 | 4 |
1461 | In my courtroom, he damn well better reveal his secrets! | 1.3333 | 0.05583 | 93 | 65 | 25 | 3 |
1462 | What happened to Exhibit A ? | 1.3333 | 0.06120 | 90 | 65 | 20 | 5 |
1463 | How about you make the jury reappear? | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1464 | The Magician's Code will not work to explain the disappearance of the money! | 1.3333 | 0.05912 | 90 | 64 | 22 | 4 |
1465 | You make Exhibit A REAPPEAR this instant or you're obstructing justice. | 1.3333 | 0.06321 | 90 | 66 | 18 | 6 |
1466 | I will have no more hocus-pocus in my courtroom. | 1.3333 | 0.06179 | 93 | 68 | 19 | 6 |
1467 | You won’t be able to make these charges disappear! | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1468 | How the evidence disappeared is not protected as a trade secret. | 1.3333 | 0.05861 | 96 | 69 | 22 | 5 |
1469 | I am instructing you to stop referring to sawing your wife in half as a "trick." | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1470 | Is there any chance you can make your memory "magically" reappear? | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1471 | Saying "abracadabra" isn't going to make these charges disappear. | 1.3298 | 0.06307 | 94 | 70 | 17 | 7 |
1472 | You've got to speak up, Mr. Teller! | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1473 | No, you can’t plead “the magician’s code”. Now, did you saw her in half or not? | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1474 | Are you trying to bribe me with a quarter from my ear? | 1.3297 | 0.06454 | 91 | 68 | 16 | 7 |
1475 | You pull a trick like that again and I’ll hold you in contempt! | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1476 | I don't care what you were told to keep under it or what you can pull out of it, remove the hat! | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1477 | I’d like to remind you that the rabbit in your hat is also under oath. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1478 | You must have been a really bad magician if you leave proof. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1479 | Nothing from beyond this realm happens in my courtroom. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1480 | I'm warning you, there'd better not be anything up your sleeve! | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1481 | In THIS courtroom, even magicians are required to reveal their secrets. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1482 | Don’t try pulling a rabbit out of your hat in my courtroom young man! | 1.3297 | 0.06640 | 91 | 69 | 14 | 8 |
1483 | What do you mean- " I can make all this trouble disappear" ? | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1484 | No, I can’t make all of this just disappear! | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1485 | For the last time Maestro, I call the tunes here! | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1486 | If you make one more prosecutor disappear I'll find you guilty. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1487 | No, it’s not good enough to say she’ll probably appear again some day. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1488 | Sir, neither doves nor rabbits count as credible witnesses | 1.3297 | 0.05426 | 91 | 63 | 26 | 2 |
1489 | I will hold you in contempt if you make one more witness disappear. | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1490 | I told you not to make the Prosecuting Attorney disappear.......so bring him back!! | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1491 | Another comment like that and I’ll make YOU disappear! | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1492 | Can you get them to all rise without being asked? | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1493 | I'm warning you, if you make one more opposing counsel disappear I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.3297 | 0.05426 | 91 | 63 | 26 | 2 |
1494 | I don't care if you don't have a mouth. You will answer the question. | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1495 | Make one more D.A. disappear and I'm holding you in contempt! | 1.3297 | 0.05859 | 91 | 65 | 22 | 4 |
1496 | A wave of the wand won’t get you out of this one! | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1497 | Those better be raisins. | 1.3297 | 0.06261 | 91 | 67 | 18 | 6 |
1498 | I don’t care if he did tell you to take your best shot, you may not turn the district attorney into a rabbit! | 1.3297 | 0.06063 | 91 | 66 | 20 | 5 |
1499 | What do you mean you left her top half at home? | 1.3297 | 0.05646 | 91 | 64 | 24 | 3 |
1500 | May I remind you that the rabbit is already in contempt! | 1.3295 | 0.06201 | 88 | 64 | 19 | 5 |
1501 | A hundred people watched you cut Mrs. Jones in half. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1502 | You can stop addressing your attorney as 'Your lovely assistant.' There is no escaping justice. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1503 | Stop this nonsense! Where’s my gavel | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1504 | Now look here, where the hell did your mouth go? | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1505 | Sir. I said collision. Not illusion. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1506 | I'm thinking of a number between 5 and 10. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1507 | We believe you're a magician; now I'm ready for my dentures to reappear. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1508 | The rabbit died. I'm ordering you to pay child support. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1509 | For the last time, Habeas Corpus and Abracadabra are not the same thing. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1510 | You know you just can’t make a subpoena disappear. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1511 | Objection sustained. The witness will stop asking counsel to pick a card. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1512 | Yes, you still have to answer his question, even though you've made the prosecutor disappear. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1513 | For the last time, it is not a trick question. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1514 | No Mr.Smith, you CANNOT make the charges disappear." | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1515 | Please respond to the question. Did your assistant have two legs before you began the illusion? | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1516 | Sir, the standard for all the truth, and nothing but the truth, has changed a bit since 2016. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1517 | Stop referring to Counsel as 'my lovely assistant' | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1518 | Sir, I will hold you in contempt unless you make the gavel reappear this instant! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1519 | You seem to be trying to trick the jury! | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1520 | Hey Presto" is not an acceptable answer | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1521 | Now you see him now you don’t” is not a defense for kidnappin | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1522 | We don't care that there's nothing in your sleeves, we're asking about the bodies in your freezer! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1523 | Would the hare like to say something on its own behalf? | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1524 | If you don't make my bailiff re-appear, I'll hold you in contempt faster than you can say 'Presto'! | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1525 | Answer the question. There is no such thing as the magician-rabbit privilege. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1526 | You bring that prosecutor back right now! | 1.3261 | 0.06756 | 92 | 71 | 12 | 9 |
1527 | And I’m Judge Judy and this is the Notorious RBG, now lose the hat. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1528 | Making charges disappear is the prosecutor's job sir, not yours. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1529 | You cannot ask for an assistant! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1530 | And don't even think about trying that disappearing trick again. | 1.3261 | 0.05378 | 92 | 64 | 26 | 2 |
1531 | ... and there'd better not be any rabbits! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1532 | The witness will refrain from referring to the prosecuting attorney as 'my lovely assistant' | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1533 | Pick a number between 15 and 30. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1534 | Sir, abracadabra is not a response this court recognizes. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1535 | Enough with the tricks. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1536 | No. As I said before. Smoke and mirrors are not allowed in my courtroom, and. No. You may not cut her in half to make your point. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1537 | Fred Astair, I knew Fred Astair and you're no Fred Astair! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1538 | Quit turning the prosecutor into a rabbit! | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1539 | This is not a show trial. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1540 | If you make one more stenographer vanish, I'm going to hold you in contempt! | 1.3261 | 0.05151 | 92 | 63 | 28 | 1 |
1541 | Please stop making the witnesses disappear. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1542 | When she asked whether you saw the victim, she didn't mean 'saw' like in one of your tricks | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1543 | Habeas corpus not hocus pocus! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1544 | I'm going to give you one more chance: where did the rabbit go? | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1545 | It's a whodunit, not a Houdini. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1546 | If you say "A magician never reveals his secrets" one more time, I'm gonna throw the book at ya. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1547 | Don’t deny it - you were SEEN cutting her in half! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1548 | Keep your rabbits in your hat, okay! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1549 | OK, What the hell have you done with my gavel? | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1550 | Now listen here, young man! One more spell out of you and you’ll be pulling a rabbit out of an orange jumpsuit! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1551 | One more trick like that and you’ll be found in contempt. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1552 | For the last time, stop putting my gavel under your hat and saying 'TA DA.' | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1553 | And don't attempt to disappear like you did the last time. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1554 | If you make another witness disappear, I’ll hold you in contempt of court. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1555 | Abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya worked in the 80's but not anymore young man. | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1556 | You're under oath! Now tell me how to saw a lady in half! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1557 | No, you did not just make the charges against you disappear. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1558 | You'll address me as Your Honor, not as Magical Merlin. | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1559 | There will be NO magical thinking in MY courtroom! | 1.3261 | 0.06393 | 92 | 69 | 16 | 7 |
1560 | Watch me pull a maximum sentence out of your hat! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1561 | And none of your courtroom tricks! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1562 | This is the District Attorney, not your assistant. And you have about three seconds to undisappear my gavel. | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1563 | I hereby order you to make the jury reappear. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1564 | The witness will reproduce that evidence - and my gavel immediately! | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1565 | Illusions are on trial here, not magic. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1566 | I knew Fred Astaire. Fred Astaire was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Fred Astaire! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1567 | Yeah? Well,THIS "Obama judge" SAW you stuff the rabbit in there! | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1568 | I know you are a good one, but you must reveal your secret in this court! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1569 | It is not an "illusion" if she doesn't reappear. | 1.3261 | 0.05596 | 92 | 65 | 24 | 3 |
1570 | Change him back right now or you'll be the one disappearing next! | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1571 | Do you or do you not waive your magic wand? | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1572 | 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not an acceptable answer! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1573 | I clearly heard you say “abra CADAVER”! | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1574 | I am warning you! If another prosecutor disappears, it will be jail-time for you! | 1.3261 | 0.06203 | 92 | 68 | 18 | 6 |
1575 | Under oath, a magician reveals EVERY secret up his sleeve. | 1.3261 | 0.05806 | 92 | 66 | 22 | 4 |
1576 | do you wish to change your plea? Your rabbit has been found and is willing to testify. | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1577 | Answer the question. Are you an expert in deception?" | 1.3261 | 0.06008 | 92 | 67 | 20 | 5 |
1578 | For the last time, if you don't bring the rabbit back, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1579 | Interested in disappearing for perhaps, 10-15 years? | 1.3258 | 0.05246 | 89 | 61 | 27 | 1 |
1580 | You can't just make your mouth disappear. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1581 | Making the jury disappear is out of order. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1582 | If the jury doesn't reappear in two seconds, you'll be held in contempt! | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1583 | Yes, a whole room full of people saw you make your assistant disappear. The question you were asked was...Where is she?" | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1584 | You're supposed to be a expert in Collusion, not Illusion! | 1.3258 | 0.05712 | 89 | 63 | 23 | 3 |
1585 | So your telling me those records just disappeared out of thin air? | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1586 | She’s got a warrant. Give up the rabbit and, poof, you’re gone. | 1.3258 | 0.05931 | 89 | 64 | 21 | 4 |
1587 | No you may NOT turn her into a white man. | 1.3258 | 0.06545 | 89 | 67 | 15 | 7 |
1588 | Objection sustained! You can not keep making the prosecution disappear every time you don't like their line of questioning. | 1.3258 | 0.06143 | 89 | 65 | 19 | 5 |
1589 | You're going to be quite a magician to escape these charges!_ | 1.3258 | 0.05484 | 89 | 62 | 25 | 2 |
1590 | If you make the prosecutor disappear again, I’ll hold you in contempt of court. | 1.3258 | 0.06347 | 89 | 66 | 17 | 6 |
1591 | For the last time, you may NOT call the rabbit in your hat as a character witness. | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1592 | Return the cape and wand immediately, to the only bonafide magician in this courtroom, your defense lawyer! | 1.3256 | 0.06286 | 86 | 63 | 18 | 5 |
1593 | Trick question or not, this court will not tolerate trick answers! | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1594 | Answer the question! Did you saw the lady in half or didn't you?! | 1.3256 | 0.05834 | 86 | 61 | 22 | 3 |
1595 | Very funny. Now bring the Bible back! | 1.3256 | 0.06064 | 86 | 62 | 20 | 4 |
1596 | Young man, when the state references your prison escape you do not shout 'Abracadabra' | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1597 | Although entertaining, Abracadabra is not a legal defense | 1.3256 | 0.05595 | 86 | 60 | 24 | 2 |
1598 | Now you listen to me, stop saying "If the cape doesn't fit, you must acquit!" That trick only worked one time! | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1599 | No you don't pay less alimony because you sawed your ex in half. | 1.3253 | 0.06663 | 83 | 62 | 15 | 6 |
1600 | If you give "ta da" as an answer one more time, I'm holding you in contempt! | 1.3222 | 0.06286 | 90 | 67 | 17 | 6 |
1601 | These charges will not disappear no matter how many times you say hocus-pocus. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1602 | Sir, the rabbit in your hat and the doves up your sleeve have not been sworn in. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1603 | Dammit! Where did she go? | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1604 | I must remind you that this is a levitation-free zone! | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1605 | It doesn't matter how much money you spent at Trump University, you're no Expert Witness in this court! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1606 | Just a reminder, Mr. Astaire, there will be no dancing around questions in my court! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1607 | You either pull that U.S. Attorney back out of your hat or I'll hold you and all your damn rabbits in contempt. | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1608 | There is no 'magician's privilege' - answer the question. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1609 | And stop calling this The Inferior Court. | 1.3218 | 0.06436 | 87 | 65 | 16 | 6 |
1610 | I don't care if there is rabbit poop in your hair. You will remove your hat in my courtroom. | 1.3218 | 0.05543 | 87 | 61 | 24 | 2 |
1611 | I know you’re just a witness, but you’ll return my gavel or I’ll sentence your rabbit to PETA... | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1612 | Remember: the truth, the whole truth, and no tricks. | 1.3218 | 0.06224 | 87 | 64 | 18 | 5 |
1613 | ‘“There is no magic in my court room.” | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1614 | Greatest magic trick I've ever seen--committing perjury without even having a mouth! | 1.3218 | 0.06006 | 87 | 63 | 20 | 4 |
1615 | If you don't return her voice and her wristwatch, I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1616 | This is your last chance Mr. Johnson: where is the ace of spades? | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1617 | Bring back the jury now!" | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1618 | Wave that wand ONE more time and somebody's gonna disappear! | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1619 | You will bring the jurors back, or I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1620 | Sir, for the last time, stop trying to make the evidence disappear. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1621 | You’ll answer counsel’s questions or I’ll make you disappear! | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1622 | Bring back the jury before I hold you in contempt of court | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1623 | I'm warning you,no tricks! | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1624 | Sir, the court has already stipulated that you are puttin' on the Ritz. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1625 | Did you say, "Abracadabra" then or are you saying it now? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1626 | This is your last warning! You must refrain from making the evidence disappear! | 1.3187 | 0.05154 | 91 | 63 | 27 | 1 |
1627 | Puttin' on the Ritz" does not impress the bench. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1628 | I will hold you in contempt of court if you don't make that witness and evidence reappear this instant! | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1629 | Make my gavel reappear or you're in contempt! | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1630 | You have 3 seconds to make that rabbit re-appear, it is evidence! | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1631 | You will remove your hat irrespective of rabbits. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1632 | A favor: Can you make the prosecutor disappear? | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1633 | Only if you can make the charges disappear | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1634 | In this courtroom, I wear the hat! | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1635 | Bring back my gavel or we'll see if you can make a contempt citation disappear. | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1636 | What do you mean you can’t make him reappear? | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1637 | You're in big trouble, young man. Your attorney won't be pulling any rabbits out of a hat for you. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1638 | Ok wise guy, give me back my gavel. | 1.3187 | 0.06227 | 91 | 68 | 17 | 6 |
1639 | Can you please make this case disappear? | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1640 | And I'm the only person who gets to wear a black cape in this courtroom! | 1.3187 | 0.06028 | 91 | 67 | 19 | 5 |
1641 | If you don't pull that rabbit of your hat immediately, I'm going to pull my hare out! | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1642 | Please leave it to your lawyer to pull rabbits out hats | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1643 | You can wave your wand all you want but the charges are not going to disappear. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1644 | I've had all the prestidigitation I am going to take from you, sir! | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1645 | Not funny. Please un-disappear the Bible. | 1.3187 | 0.05608 | 91 | 65 | 23 | 3 |
1646 | Your Honor, I don't do cover-ups! When my lawyer said white lie, I thought he said white tie! | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1647 | Where did you hide the rabbit? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1648 | If you say, "If the silk gloves don't fit, you must acquit" one more time, I'm going to find you in contempt! | 1.3187 | 0.06608 | 91 | 70 | 13 | 8 |
1649 | Go on, tell her how you knew it was her card! | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1650 | Dammit, man! Bodies don't just up and disappear! | 1.3187 | 0.06420 | 91 | 69 | 15 | 7 |
1651 | One more wave of that wand, Houdini, and I'll give you a summons you cannot refuse. | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1652 | Did you saw the body in half or not? | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1653 | No tricks, got it! | 1.3187 | 0.05822 | 91 | 66 | 21 | 4 |
1654 | We know these rings are linked. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1655 | If there is a rabbit in your hat and a trick up your sleeve, where are you pulling your defense? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1656 | Just say “yes, I solemnly swear,” not “indubitably.” | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1657 | Make one more juror disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1658 | Okay, Mr. Amazing, what did you do with the Bible? | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1659 | But where does the bunny come from? | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1660 | … nothing but the truth; and no, you cannot have a scantily-clad assistant. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1661 | You have to answer the question, sir, so please make your mouth re-appear. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1662 | My magic is better than yours. Take off the hat and lose the wand! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1663 | Much as I like your sense of humor Mr. Peabody, formal proceedings do not require formal attire in this court. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1664 | Stop saying that you can’t reveal your secrets. Either take the fifth or answer the question! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1665 | Only the president can invoke the ""Magicians Code". | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1666 | If you say "Presto-I'm-Free-o" one more time, I'll cite you for contempt. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1667 | Tell her how you did it. | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1668 | Yes, that means the whole truth! | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1669 | When will that surprise evidence show up? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1670 | I’ve had enough of this act! Now tell us the truth ... where is the damned bunny? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1671 | This is the people's court! America's Got Talent is next door. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1672 | You can’t plead the Magician’s Oath. | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1673 | No more of your tricks or I will hold you in contempt | 1.3182 | 0.06574 | 88 | 67 | 14 | 7 |
1674 | Bring back the prosecuting attorney! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1675 | One more “abra -ca-dabra “ and I’ll cite you for contempt. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1676 | Appearances are NOT everything! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1677 | There’s not the sleightest chance you can escape the charges.” | 1.3182 | 0.06373 | 88 | 66 | 16 | 6 |
1678 | I don’t want to warn you again , enough about the rabbit ! | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1679 | In my sound judgement your illusion of truth can not hide the facts. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1680 | First a rabbit, now an alibi. Mr. Magnifico, please empty the contents of your hat. | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1681 | Just pull the damned rabbit! | 1.3182 | 0.05492 | 88 | 62 | 24 | 2 |
1682 | Hocus Pocus is not an affirmative defense. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1683 | I demand you to show me what else you're hiding under your hat! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1684 | Tell us who you sawed! | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1685 | Sir, spare us the illusory details! | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1686 | For the last time, what did you do with the rabbit? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1687 | I am going to hold you in contempt if you don’t “abracadabra” the defendant to reappear NOW! | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1688 | If you make any evidence disappear I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.3182 | 0.06164 | 88 | 65 | 18 | 5 |
1689 | Produce the rabbit sir. And might I remind you, you’re under oath. | 1.3182 | 0.05725 | 88 | 63 | 22 | 3 |
1690 | If you say, 'What's the magic word?' one more time when she asks you a question, I'll use my own wizardry to make your freedom disappear. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1691 | You're to answer the questions 'yes' or 'no', not 'abracadabra'. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1692 | A good magician may never reveal his secrets, but I'll remind you you're under oath. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1693 | No! You cannot make her magically disappear. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1694 | Prosecution is correct, the rabbit was in fact subpoenaed, too. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1695 | You’re prestidigitating on thin ice, mister! Now answer the question! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1696 | The defendant is directed to answer the question. Where did the rabbit go? | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1697 | I don't care if you say tomato or tomatto, I'm not calling the whole thing off!! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1698 | Don't give us a song and dance. Just answer the question. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1699 | I demand that you stop referring to the DA as your "lovely assistant." | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1700 | Don't think you can just wave your wand and disappear | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1701 | No you can't just wave your wand and make her white. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1702 | She wants to know where's the evidence? | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1703 | You have four score and seven seconds to answer the question. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1704 | 'Make your mouth reappear and take the oath!' | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1705 | Unless you can pull your assistant back out of that hat, you're going to jail for murder. | 1.3140 | 0.07068 | 86 | 68 | 9 | 9 |
1706 | She's your attorney not a volunteer from the audience! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1707 | You will respect the order of this court and bring my gavel back ... now! | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1708 | I’ll put you in contempt of court if you don’t bring back jurors 3 and 5 right now” | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1709 | Making daddy and mommy's cocaine disappear" is NOT a magic trick and certainly not appropriate entertainment for a child's birthday party | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1710 | Don't you dare! | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1711 | How many times do I have to tell you? It's habeas corpus NOT hocus-pocus! | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1712 | If I see that rabbit one more time I'll cite you both for contempt! | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1713 | Make the bailiff reappear or I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1714 | Dress appropriately for a murder trial! | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1715 | Another stunt like that and I'll hold you in...a tender embrace. STOP IT! | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1716 | The witness is instructed to reveal how the trick was performed. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1717 | You can’t just saw people in half and expect to get away with it. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1718 | Ok, wise guy. You don’t step down from the witness stand until the fat lady sings. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1719 | The witness will reconjure that photograph at once. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1720 | Do you recognize that rabbit or not? | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1721 | What have you done with Exhibit A, Merlin? | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1722 | Answer SHAZAM' once more and I'm holding you in contempt! | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1723 | That’s the fourth court reporter you’ve made disappear. Bring them all back or I’ll hold you in contempt. | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1724 | Less hocus pocus, more witness focus! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1725 | You're not going to pull that honest Abe stunt in my courtroom! | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1726 | And PRESTO!" you'll be held in contempt, if you say that again | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1727 | I will not have magicians pulling out their wands in my courtroom! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1728 | For the last time, evidence doesn’t just magically disappear. | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1729 | No, you just can't wave your magic wand and make this all go away! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1730 | If you make the bloody glove disappear one more time, you’re in contempt! | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1731 | No sir, you may not leave for the finals of your Fred Astaire look-a-like competition. | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1732 | No you can't take the 5th. I want to know how you did that. | 1.3140 | 0.06670 | 86 | 66 | 13 | 7 |
1733 | Don’t just pull any old answer out of your hat...answer the question sir!! | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1734 | You don’t have to tell us all the details of the trick! Just tell us where she is now! | 1.3140 | 0.06462 | 86 | 65 | 15 | 6 |
1735 | I don’t care about the Magicians Code- tell her how you did it. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1736 | And I am warning you sir, there is to be no disappearing act before your next scheduled court appearance. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1737 | I'm going to ask you one more time: where is the bunny? | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1738 | You can't make the question disappear. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1739 | You're accused of a series of hoaxes. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1740 | Your laments about a bygone era are shared ,but please confine your answers to the questions asked. | 1.3140 | 0.06247 | 86 | 64 | 17 | 5 |
1741 | Making evidence disappear is not allowed in court. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1742 | I want my Exhibit A back! | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1743 | I'll have none of your hocus pocus in this courtroom. | 1.3133 | 0.06397 | 83 | 62 | 16 | 5 |
1744 | Answer the question: 'At what point did you realize the saw was real, and had cut the victim in two?' | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1745 | A magician never tells his secrets" is not applicable in my courtroom | 1.3117 | 0.05626 | 77 | 54 | 22 | 1 |
1746 | Now, let me wave my magic gavel and find a perfect placement for you. | 1.3117 | 0.05626 | 77 | 54 | 22 | 1 |
1747 | And just how many rabbits did you kill? | 1.3117 | 0.06981 | 77 | 59 | 12 | 6 |
1748 | I don't care HOW GOOD a magician you are - in THIS Court, you simply CAN'T make 65 clowns in neck braces "disappear" after hitting their Volkswagon! | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1749 | A mere coincidence you say? After sawing your wife in half, you then tried to collect the life insurance. | 1.3117 | 0.06473 | 77 | 57 | 16 | 4 |
1750 | This is the tenth time you've escaped from prison. Even magic fans are tired of this act. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1751 | Your sentience is 25 to 30 shows in Reno. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1752 | Making a woman disappear for the sake of your career is NOT grounds for acquittal. | 1.3117 | 0.06203 | 77 | 56 | 18 | 3 |
1753 | In my court room you will stop commanding the DA to disappear! | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1754 | No more hocus pocus! Just answer the question. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1755 | No - I can't tell you which way I"m leaning even if you promise to keep it under your hat! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1756 | You make another juror disappear, and I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1757 | No. The court does not recognize the hocus pocus defense. | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1758 | I'm allowing abbra. Kaddabra will find you in contempt. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1759 | You're all alike. You say one thing and do another. | 1.3095 | 0.05611 | 84 | 60 | 22 | 2 |
1760 | This was NOT supposed to be a formal hearing! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1761 | Don't come in here with that "emancipation" bullshit!! This is 2019 and trump's in charge!!!! | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1762 | Bring back my gavel or be held in contempt. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1763 | I don't care what's under there - no hats in my courtroom! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1764 | Don't try that disappearing act here ... | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1765 | I don't care about the doves. You have to remove your hat. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1766 | Stop trying to make the charges disappear. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1767 | I'll remind you that the whole truth means no misdirection. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1768 | Now make the bailiff reappear immediately or I'll find you in contempt! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1769 | We know you're honest but you've got to take The Oath anyway. | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1770 | Actually, no; you can't just make a subpoena disappear. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1771 | Just answer yes or no, Mr. Astaire. We don't need the old song-and-dance routine. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1772 | What do you mean, "She turned me into a newt?!" | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1773 | I demand you to make my gavel reappear! | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1774 | Alibi! Not Abracadabra! | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1775 | Are you sure you've never heard of Penn & Teller before? | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1776 | Answer the question! Where the hell is your mouth? | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1777 | Can you give us an address other than just Gettysburg? | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1778 | Perform another stunt like that and I'll find you in contempt. | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1779 | Don’t play tricks with me! | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1780 | Young man, there is more to a formal hearing than formal attire! | 1.3095 | 0.05350 | 84 | 59 | 24 | 1 |
1781 | I will NOT tolerate any disappearing evidence tricks in this court, you understand?! | 1.3095 | 0.06770 | 84 | 65 | 12 | 7 |
1782 | Yes ! You have to empty your sleeves ! | 1.3095 | 0.06101 | 84 | 62 | 18 | 4 |
1783 | Answer the qustion: what did you do with your mouth! | 1.3095 | 0.06554 | 84 | 64 | 14 | 6 |
1784 | Rabbits are one thing, but making entire juries disappear is unacceptable. | 1.3095 | 0.06332 | 84 | 63 | 16 | 5 |
1785 | Listen here, young man, that rabbit is evidence! | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1786 | This court does not recognize your writ of hocus pocus." | 1.3095 | 0.05861 | 84 | 61 | 20 | 3 |
1787 | Mr Anders,I will admit I have no idea how you did it...and it was amazing...but turning the jury into swans is technically contempt of court | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1788 | If I see anymore rabbits, you're in contempt. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1789 | Watch it, buster. You call it magic, but we call it perjury. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1790 | Please return the bible! | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1791 | Confess! Where have you hidden the True finale of Game of Thrones. | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1792 | No abracadabra here - just say, “I do”. | 1.3086 | 0.05994 | 81 | 59 | 19 | 3 |
1793 | Remember Mr. Magnificent, that you are still under oath, now in your own words, how did you make all those jurors disappear? | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1794 | "Abracadabra" does not replace the oath to testify truthfully! | 1.3086 | 0.06489 | 81 | 61 | 15 | 5 |
1795 | I don't care if you're dressed up like Honest Abe,you still have to take the goddamn oath. | 1.3086 | 0.06948 | 81 | 63 | 11 | 7 |
1796 | That’s not what’s meant by the term “formal hearing.” | 1.3086 | 0.06722 | 81 | 62 | 13 | 6 |
1797 | What did you do with Juror #4? | 1.3086 | 0.05731 | 81 | 58 | 21 | 2 |
1798 | No more tricks. What happened to our bible. | 1.3086 | 0.06246 | 81 | 60 | 17 | 4 |
1799 | Case Dismissed! Your argument that your taxes are being audited and therefore are not available to the court was as dazzling as it was elegant. | 1.3067 | 0.06837 | 75 | 57 | 13 | 5 |
1800 | I order you to tell us how you did it! | 1.3067 | 0.06288 | 75 | 55 | 17 | 3 |
1801 | I don't care where the rabbit is, just put the jury back. | 1.3067 | 0.06569 | 75 | 56 | 15 | 4 |
1802 | You will answer 'yes' or 'no', not "Abracadabra!" | 1.3049 | 0.05673 | 82 | 59 | 21 | 2 |
1803 | You slashed her in half, stashed her in a trunk, and made her disappear. I suppose that's all part of an act. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
1804 | Abracadabra my glasses off one more time and the bailiff will have you in Houdini-proof cuffs! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1805 | My courtroom, my sleeves. Got it? | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1806 | Get a poop scoop for your horse and I'll dismiss your case. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1807 | All right wise guy, what did you do with the lower half of my body? | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1808 | If you vanish one more time I will hold you in contempt of magic. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1809 | Son, you may call it a "trick," but the law calls it grand theft auto! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1810 | The theatre is next door. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1811 | Listen here! If that evidence remains missing, I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1812 | Say Abracadabra one more time, and I am going to make you disappear! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1813 | Listen up, Mandrake, in my courtroom no one is allowed to have anything up their sleeves | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1814 | I don't care about 'professional courtesy,' the witness needs to appear! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1815 | Abracadabra” is non-responsive | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1816 | I don't CARE if this makes you late to the opera! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1817 | Hey, Mandrake. Your next spell will be 3 -5 years in the state penitentiary. | 1.3038 | 0.07505 | 79 | 64 | 6 | 9 |
1818 | No, you cannot make the prosecution disappear! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1819 | The court reporter wants you to spell “abracadabra”, not perform a spell. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1820 | No more of your tricks. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1821 | Abracaslammer! | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1822 | The Jury shall disregard the witness' assertion that everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz. | 1.3038 | 0.07286 | 79 | 63 | 8 | 8 |
1823 | Bring my gavel back right now. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1824 | The whole truth and nothing but the truth. None of that Hocus Pocus stuff. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1825 | When you appear in my courtroom, I expect you to do it through the door. And take off that hat! | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1826 | Tricks might have got you here what I need from you is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the whereabouts of the other half of your former assistant. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1827 | Incorrect, Sir! Congress never actually ratified the Disappearing Act! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1828 | I sentence you to 5 years in a maximum security...you know...that shiny black cabinet with the holes you poke your hand and foot through so we're sure you're in there. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1829 | Bring them back. Making the jury disappear won't exonerate you. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1830 | Saying abracadabra will not make the charges against you disappear | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1831 | I’d better not find out you’re hiding something! | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1832 | Will the witness PLEASE stop referring to duty counsel as 'my lovely assistant'. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1833 | Don't try to dance out of this | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1834 | Whoever told you that being all tricked out would win you favor with the jury was mistaken. | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
1835 | Making the Bible disappear doesn't mean you can lie! | 1.3038 | 0.05797 | 79 | 57 | 20 | 2 |
1836 | For the last time, NO MORE TRICKS! | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
1837 | Stop making your mouth disappear and answer the question! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1838 | You saw her in half, you're going to jail. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1839 | Answer the question! Do you know the whereabouts of Flopsy, Mopsy or Cottontail? | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1840 | 'But she's a woman!' is NOT enough of a reason not to answer the counselor's question. | 1.3038 | 0.06826 | 79 | 61 | 12 | 6 |
1841 | Don’t think you can get out of this by pulling a rabbit out of your hat | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1842 | So you're telling me the rabbit disappeared by itself? | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1843 | For the last time Mr. Spellbinder, 'Abracadabra' does not explain to the court how your ex-wife's Pomeranian ended up in your hat! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1844 | You're not going to make these charges disappear so easily, Mr. Robbins! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1845 | Unless you show the Court the missing Rabbit, I will be forced to hold you in contempt ! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1846 | I'll be watching you. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1847 | One more disappearing witness Mister Magnifico and you'll be held in contempt! | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1848 | No, sir, trick answers are not allowed. Only trick questions. | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1849 | Seriously; what the hell's the matter with you? You're in here for wire fraud and embezzlement! | 1.3038 | 0.07059 | 79 | 62 | 10 | 7 |
1850 | Now, I don’t want any dirty tricks in my court, young man. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1851 | No more evasions, Mr. Houdini! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1852 | Alright Houdini, make the Prosecutor reappear this instant, or I will hold you in contempt! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1853 | Now is the time to work your magic | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1854 | Let me see you get out of this one! | 1.3038 | 0.05510 | 79 | 56 | 22 | 1 |
1855 | For the last time, you cannot have a volunteer from the jury for your next answer! | 1.3038 | 0.06332 | 79 | 59 | 16 | 4 |
1856 | Well, you’re not going to make this case disappear. | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1857 | For the last time, there's no such thing as the 'I believe in magic' defense to murder. | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1858 | Please sir, just answer the question. Did you or did you not pull a rabbit from your hat? | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1859 | Instead of a rabbit, let's see you pull an answer to counsel's question out of your hat! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1860 | If my gavel doesn't reappear real soon, there will be consequences | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1861 | NO...You may not make her disappear | 1.3038 | 0.06071 | 79 | 58 | 18 | 3 |
1862 | Just remember, I still will hold you in contempt even if you do turn me into a pigeon! | 1.3038 | 0.06584 | 79 | 60 | 14 | 5 |
1863 | Listen, son, no one believes that rabbit "vanished." And we are NOT interested in giving you another animal so you can "prove it." | 1.3014 | 0.06071 | 73 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
1864 | I didn’t tell you to wipe that smirk off your face! | 1.3000 | 0.06512 | 80 | 61 | 14 | 5 |
1865 | Listen Bud. We're not playing some cloak and dagger game. | 1.3000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 58 | 20 | 2 |
1866 | Sir, I don't care that it was a disappearing act... bring your wife back!!! | 1.3000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 59 | 18 | 3 |
1867 | Damn your magicians code of silence, a woman was sawed in half! | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1868 | Your next trick better be making your charges disappear. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1869 | The court is warning the defendant for the final time—stop changing members of the jury into doves! | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1870 | I will hold you in contempt if you pull a rabbit out of that hat. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1871 | Let's see where that wand ends up when we hold you in county prison overnight. | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1872 | Alleged rabbit! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1873 | What do you mean you can't reveal your secret? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1874 | In my courtroom, you take your hat off in the presence of a lady! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1875 | This is my courtroom, and we will not be taking any volunteers!" | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1876 | And no corpus pocus either. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1877 | Wipe that smile off your face? | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1878 | You can wave that thing all you want, but this case is not going to disappear. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1879 | Just answer the question! Was my card the Queen of Clubs? | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1880 | NO! You can't make the evidence disappear! | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1881 | One more warning: No picking coins from the ears of the jury! | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1882 | One more abracadabra and I’ll make you disappear. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1883 | Where has all the magic gone? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1884 | I" say when it's time for discovery | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1885 | Made your mouth disappear, hey wise guy? | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1886 | I don't care if there is a rabbit under there. In my courtroom, a gentleman removes his hat. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1887 | For the last time: "Hocus-Pocus" is NOT acceptable legal mumbo-jumbo terminology. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1888 | I’ll have you know making bunny rabbits disappear is a ten year minimum punishment. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1889 | I'm directing you to produce that evidence--and right now. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1890 | Don’t Pull Any Tricks...!” | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1891 | Fancy footwork won’t get you out of this one, mister. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1892 | What do you mean witness tampering? I just want to know how it was done | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1893 | Answer the question. No more tricks from you! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1894 | Think you can pull a not guilty verdict out of your hat? | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1895 | You do that one more time and I'll slap you with a 'failure to re-appear', got it? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1896 | Just because you made your mouth disappear doesn't mean you can't testify... | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1897 | Last warning! Defendant can either plead the fifth or tell me how he knew my card. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1898 | Were you or were you not involved in the break in at Honest Abe's Costume Shop? | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1899 | Corpus delicti is not the same thing as abracadabra. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1900 | Get this straight. Wizardry Syndrome is not a defense. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1901 | Just because you’ve pulled a few rabbits out of your hat doesn’t make you an expert on birthday parties. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1902 | Swear or affirm,and leave out the bit about rabbits. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1903 | Objection overturned. Let's see the defense witness pull a rabbit out of his hat. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1904 | No one in this courtroom wants to be your assistant! | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1905 | Fess up! Where's my bottom half? | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1906 | I’m warning you one last time, “magic” is not an acceptable explanation for the disappearance of your wife. | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1907 | Making your wife 'DISAPPEAR' is not alibi... | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1908 | Justice is blind, not invisible. The next time you disappear the prosecutor I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1909 | I don't care how hard you try, you are not going to make this trial disappear. | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1910 | Make that murder weapon reappear immediately, young man, or be found in contempt of court! | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1911 | Well, unless you plan to pull an alibi out of that hat, I am afraid this show may be over quickly. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1912 | I don't care if you're Abe's Great-great-great-great-great grandson, take the damn hat off in the courtroom! | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1913 | And I can presto chango YOU into pinstripes | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1914 | No illusion.” Is not a defense | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1915 | You can't wear a hat in court, even if the rabbit runs away. | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1916 | No, you CAN'T saw the prosecutor in half to prove you've improved. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1917 | Making your mouth disappear does not excuse you from answering the questions. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1918 | Any more hocus pocus out of you and I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1919 | This is not night court! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1920 | For the last time, she's not going to bring you a cup of coffee. | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1921 | answer the question yes or no, abracadabra is ambiguous | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1922 | If you don't return my gavel, I will make you disappear! | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1923 | Give me back my gavel or I'll hold you for contempt of court! | 1.2987 | 0.06149 | 77 | 57 | 17 | 3 |
1924 | Mr. Magnificent, making the jury disappear doesn’t mean you can skip the question. | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1925 | In this venue they’re called victims, not volunteers from the audience! | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1926 | If you make one more piece of evidence disappear, I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1927 | If I tell you why the system is so corrupt, it will ruin the mystery! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1928 | That Bible had been there since 1905! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1929 | If you make me disappear like the last judge you'll be sorry. | 1.2987 | 0.05566 | 77 | 55 | 21 | 1 |
1930 | What do you mean your other suit is at the cleaners? | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1931 | For the last time, WHERE is the jury?! | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1932 | If you vanish on the count of three one more time.... | 1.2987 | 0.05865 | 77 | 56 | 19 | 2 |
1933 | Is it true you cut a lady in half? | 1.2987 | 0.06682 | 77 | 59 | 13 | 5 |
1934 | I order that you make the charges against you reappear! | 1.2987 | 0.06421 | 77 | 58 | 15 | 4 |
1935 | You say a good magician never reveals his secrets. Yet a woman lies dead, sawn in two by your own hand, in full view of hundreds of witnesses. So I put it to you that you are not a good magician, Mr Fantabulous. Not even close. | 1.2987 | 0.06933 | 77 | 60 | 11 | 6 |
1936 | We know the rabbit did it so you need to make him show up and confess. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1937 | This court sentences you to watch your own show. | 1.2958 | 0.06467 | 71 | 53 | 15 | 3 |
1938 | No, the prosecutor will not take your drink order. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1939 | Bring back your mouth or I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1940 | You're under oath. No tricks. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1941 | When you make kids dissapear, you have to make sure they reappear. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1942 | You know I can make you disappear. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1943 | I won't have a show trial in my courtroom! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1944 | Quit with your gimmicks and make the evidence reappear! | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1945 | You must stop making the evidence disappear! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1946 | Why can't a man be your lovely assitant? It's 2019! I asked first! | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1947 | You better get your act together or I will hold you in contempt! | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1948 | Show some remorse. You sawed the victim in half.” | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1949 | It’s beyond a reasonable doubt that the king of hearts was my card. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1950 | Enough with the patter. What did you do with the rabbit? | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1951 | You’re deluding yourself if you think you can make this disappear with the waive of a wand! | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1952 | Two previous Astaire impressionists each got thirty years. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1953 | The rabbit is next witness! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1954 | Sir, just because the defendant is a rabbit, that does not mean you may be excused from jury duty. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1955 | Look, if you pull that stunt with the rabbits again I'm holding you in contempt! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1956 | You get the evidence back here right now! | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1957 | I will NOT trade you my gavel for your wand! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1958 | I don't care if it did belong to Houdini, you can't be sworn in on your wand. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1959 | For the last time, re-appear my gavel or I'll jail you for contempt! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1960 | Harebeas corpus. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1961 | May I remind you, sixty-three persons saw you saw her in half. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1962 | Make Exhibit G appear again! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1963 | I think you're taking the, "A magician never reveals his secrets," thing a little too literally. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1964 | You cannot make your crime disappear in my court, sir!! | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1965 | For the last time, where's my watch? | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1966 | Aspiring model for New Yorker cover is not an occupation. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1967 | Could you please make my gavel reappear? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1968 | Reveal the magic word or you will be held in contempt of court. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1969 | On the count of three, bring back the defendant. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1970 | Sir, I told you to STOP making the jury disappear! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1971 | Saying 'Poof!' does not make the evidence disappear. You will answer the question. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1972 | No! You cannot get some help from a member of the audience. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1973 | You have the court's permission to demonstrate why they call you 'Magic Mike,' but it better be brief. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1974 | Listen young man! You can't make yourself disappear this time. Now answer the prosecutors question. What happened to mister funny bunny? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1975 | What do you mean half of her disappeared? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1976 | No,you may NOT make your charges disappear! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1977 | I want my wallet back and I want it back now | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1978 | One more rabbit from your hat and you'll be held in contempt -- now answer the question. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1979 | Call me your assistant one more time and I'll pull contempt out of that hat. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1980 | And just where is your better half? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1981 | Save your magic ward for the crowds. In my courtroom my gavel speaks truth to all fiction and alternative facts. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1982 | For chrissakes, just admit you didn’t really saw her in half and make her disappear! | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1983 | Get the hell off my stage. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1984 | The order to appear applied included the rabbit. | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1985 | I'm not falling for your tricks! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1986 | Look here Mr. Amazo, I dont appreciate tricks in my courtroom. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1987 | Under oath” means you can’t just say “Maaaaagic,” to every question | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1988 | It appears that the third prosecutor has now disappeared, any idea how that might have happened!? | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1989 | And remember, you're under oath. So none of your hocus pocus. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1990 | Make the Prosecution reappear! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1991 | Now where did you hide my gavel this time? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
1992 | Listen up, Houdini. Next time no escape." | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1993 | Don't ever come into my courtroom again without trousers and underwear. | 1.2933 | 0.07045 | 75 | 59 | 10 | 6 |
1994 | I need that quater for parking! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1995 | There is no magic answer, but we do need an answer. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
1996 | Sir, the court knows a politician is not a magician. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
1997 | If I hear one more Shazam! out of you....... | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
1998 | Clear the courtroom one more time like that and I'll make an outburst! | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
1999 | I still see you. Answer the question or your next "disappearing act" performance will be in jail. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2000 | Answer the question! Did you or did you not cause my gavel to disappear? | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2001 | If you can't produce the rabbit, I have no other choice but to hold you in contempt. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2002 | Either the jury re-appears this instant or the court will stick that magic wand where the sun don't shine! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2003 | We’ll have none of that hocus pocus in my courtroom! | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2004 | I'm sorry Mr. Barr you cannot just waive your Trump magic wand an make all the subpoenas go away. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2005 | Your mastery of illusion is not mesmerizing in this court! | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2006 | What do you mean the missing rabbit is in this very courtroom? | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2007 | No, I will not let you off if you pull a rabbit out of your hat! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2008 | Attempt another disappearing act, Mr. Great Zambini, and I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2009 | I can't be expected to to grant bail to someone whose work includes making people disappear. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2010 | It can't ALL have been done with mirrors... | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2011 | Smoke and Mirrors" is an idiom, Mr. Smith. Objection sustained | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2012 | There will be no puttin’ on the Ritz in my courtroom! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2013 | If you point that magic wand at me I’ll have you thrown out on your habeas corpus. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2014 | Yes, some prime witnesses have suspiciously not shown up but if you think you're going to make this entire matter disappear you are very wrong. | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2015 | Now tell the court, what happened next after you sawed her in half...? | 1.2933 | 0.05935 | 75 | 55 | 18 | 2 |
2016 | No, for the last time, we may not switch roles. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2017 | This is the last time I'll tell you, that thing won't make her disappear. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2018 | Stop making our jurors disappear! | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2019 | Making the prosecutor disappear will not release you from your conviction. | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2020 | 'Poof, he disappeared' is not going to let you get away with murder. | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2021 | Where is the man who you turned into a bunny? | 1.2933 | 0.06785 | 75 | 58 | 12 | 5 |
2022 | Did you cut her in half or did you not cut her in half? | 1.2933 | 0.06231 | 75 | 56 | 16 | 3 |
2023 | No tricks up the sleeve now, you hear me? | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2024 | Pull a rabbit out of your hat again and I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.2933 | 0.05293 | 75 | 53 | 22 | 0 |
2025 | There are no rabbits in my court room. | 1.2933 | 0.05623 | 75 | 54 | 20 | 1 |
2026 | You mean to tell me that the victim was still alive after you sawed her in half? | 1.2933 | 0.06514 | 75 | 57 | 14 | 4 |
2027 | No, you can't saw her in half to prove your point. | 1.2917 | 0.06076 | 72 | 53 | 17 | 2 |
2028 | She's the prosecutor, and, no, she won't check your hat and cloak. | 1.2895 | 0.05869 | 76 | 56 | 18 | 2 |
2029 | You call pulling that alibi out of your hat magic. Why I can make you disappear for 20 years to life with a flick of my gavel. | 1.2895 | 0.06160 | 76 | 57 | 16 | 3 |
2030 | The prosecutor asked for your address, not Gettysburg's | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2031 | I’m afraid you’re no longer qualified to be an expert witness on the Republican Party. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2032 | Evidence doesn't just disappear | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2033 | In the future, Merlin, I suggest you refrain from attempting to saw your assistant in half and stick to card tricks! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2034 | Another trick like that and you're in contempt. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2035 | It was an order to appear. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2036 | I know you're honest, Abe, but you still have to swear to tell the truth. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2037 | Now is the time you'll need to pull that rabbit out of your hat. | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2038 | I'll have no more conjuring 'executive privilege' out of you! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2039 | I'm warning you for the last time, a witness may NOT misdirect the jury! | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2040 | This time, conjure up the truth! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2041 | You cannot magically make someone appear in front of me with evidence to the contrary! | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2042 | You will not do your disappearing act! | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2043 | Make the evidence reappear or I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2044 | For the last time, it is not hocus corpus! | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2045 | You don't fool me, I can see you! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2046 | OK, buster, what did you do to all the juries? They all turned into rabbits! | 1.2877 | 0.06891 | 73 | 57 | 11 | 5 |
2047 | Now, see here, she does NOT have to tell you what's up her sleeves. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2048 | Well, the evidence will have to reappear! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2049 | I don't care if you ARE a magician - pull that rabbit out of your hat again, and I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2050 | Just answer the question; no more illusions. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2051 | That's as jumbo as your mumbo's gonna get, Houdini. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2052 | Please use your wand and bring the prosecutor back. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2053 | You don’t have to begin every answer with “Ladies and gentlemen, fix your eyes...” | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2054 | In this court not even you can wear a hat, Mr. Lincoln! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2055 | The court unanimously decided that magic shows violated the 8th Amendment which forbids cruel and unusual punishment. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2056 | It’s still a hit-and-run if you hit-and-disappear. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2057 | No, Harry, you're a lawyer. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2058 | For the last time, no, you may not invoke the Magician's Code. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2059 | I don’t care if it is a magician’s secret...answer the question. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2060 | Next time the witness pulls something like that out of his ass, he will be found in contempt of court. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2061 | Not how, why did you do it? | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2062 | When asked 'Where were you on the night in question?' you must be more specific than 'Where the Smart Set goes to see & be seen'. | 1.2877 | 0.07162 | 73 | 58 | 9 | 6 |
2063 | Making the evidence disappear does not mean your case is dismissed. | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2064 | Please stop referring to this as 'the case of the missing rabbit.' | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2065 | I can put her back together" is not a defense | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2066 | For the last time, I will NOT pick a card, any card. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2067 | Give me back my quarter! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2068 | That hat won't convince the jury of your honesty, Abe. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2069 | You're telling us your boss is just some rabbit who is on vacation? | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2070 | Well, is it abra or cadabra? | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2071 | How do you explain your assistant disappearing on the 9th? | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2072 | She’s not asking for you to pull a rabbit from your hat, just answer the question! | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2073 | Try escaping Federal Penitentiary Houdini! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2074 | No rabbits! No trick cards! Or I'll pull the lever for dudgeon sentencing! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2075 | No, sir, Magician-to-rabbit communication is not privileged! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2076 | The jury finds you guilty under section 2 of the Vanishing Act. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2077 | We're going to let you go without bail this time, son, but don't you dare disappear on us. | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2078 | There will be no illusion of justice in my court room! | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2079 | And no disappearing acts! | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2080 | And get those rabbits out of my chambers! Do we understand each other? | 1.2877 | 0.05680 | 73 | 53 | 19 | 1 |
2081 | And I'd caution the witness not to make any other prosecution exhibits disappear! | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2082 | Repeating "Abracadabra" over and and over will NOT make this go away. | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2083 | You will be held in contempt if you don’t answer the question. So just make your mouth reappear. | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2084 | Things may go better for you if you stop referring to me, and the prosecuting attorney, as 'muggles.' | 1.2877 | 0.06315 | 73 | 55 | 15 | 3 |
2085 | And for the last time, it is NOT within your rights to make her key witness disappear! | 1.2877 | 0.06006 | 73 | 54 | 17 | 2 |
2086 | This court insists you stop making any more witnesses disappear | 1.2877 | 0.06609 | 73 | 56 | 13 | 4 |
2087 | Did you or did you not saw your wife in half? | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2088 | Show her the rabbit or I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2089 | Sustained, you must indeed reveal your secrets | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2090 | You bring back her steno machine or I'll make you disappear for forty years. | 1.2838 | 0.07075 | 74 | 59 | 9 | 6 |
2091 | Correct me if I’m wrong, but i’m guessing your attorney lectured you on the importance of your appearance in court. | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2092 | Ok, make the jury reappear right now, or I’m holding you in contempt of court! | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2093 | Son, if you make *one* more juror disappear, I'm going to have to hold you in contempt. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2094 | Anser the question yes or no!Did you really cut her in half? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2095 | No, you may not saw the Assistant DA in half! | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2096 | You keep that hat on!" | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2097 | You will return the prosecutor this instant, and stop levitating his assistant, or the next "abracadabra" will find you in contempt! | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2098 | If ONE more juror disappears..I will hold you in contempt. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2099 | If you levitate the jury one more time, I will find you in contempt! | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2100 | You were asked to READ the exhibit. | 1.2838 | 0.06531 | 74 | 57 | 13 | 4 |
2101 | SHE gets custody of the rabbit. So, pull it out of your hat before I hold you in contempt! | 1.2838 | 0.05616 | 74 | 54 | 19 | 1 |
2102 | You needn’t worry about giving away the trick. It’s the trick who has complained. | 1.2838 | 0.06808 | 74 | 58 | 11 | 5 |
2103 | Well Mr. Wizard, I doubt you'll be able to make your sentence disappear. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2104 | Hey, only I can clear the courtroom. | 1.2838 | 0.06241 | 74 | 56 | 15 | 3 |
2105 | You heard the prosecutor. What did you do with those rabbits? | 1.2838 | 0.05937 | 74 | 55 | 17 | 2 |
2106 | Don't you dare make me disappear! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2107 | Sir, you are being charged with a class A felony! Not a classy one! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2108 | Pull your mouth out of your hat and answer the question. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2109 | Only a news anchorperson sitting behind their desk can get away with not wearing pants! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2110 | ``Bring those twelve people back!!!'' | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2111 | Bring the witness back! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2112 | Make another witness disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2113 | Answer the question, or I'll make you disappear. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2114 | Performing magic tricks with the law is my job! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2115 | Please make the rabbit re-appear or you will be held in contempt, sir. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2116 | I am going to revoke your bail to be certain that you too don't disappear. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2117 | I'll remind you again that you must wait for the question before you reveal your answer. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2118 | No, you’re rabbit does not need to make an appearance. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2119 | Sonny boy, don't try to impress me with that Abe Lincoln look! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2120 | “No, you may NOT make the District Attorney disappear!” | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2121 | So where's the bunny to solve the case? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2122 | If you think making that evidence disappear is going to keep you out of jail, you better think again. | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2123 | I’m giving you to the count of three to return my gavel. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2124 | There will be no tricks up your sleeve in this court young man, or poof, you’ll be in contempt. | 1.2817 | 0.07284 | 71 | 57 | 8 | 6 |
2125 | No shenanigans now, hear? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2126 | You will stop making the evidence disappear | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2127 | If you had a smile I'd tell you to wipe it off your face, m'lord | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2128 | Neat trick. Now give me back my gavel | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2129 | Again, there is no such thing as a "Writ of Abracadabra"! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2130 | Stop this testimony, and may I remind you that conjury is a serious offence! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2131 | I don’t care if you’re in the Magician’s Alliance...answer the question! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2132 | The rabbit has key testimony! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2133 | Presto change-o my ass! You’re still in the witness box. | 1.2817 | 0.07284 | 71 | 57 | 8 | 6 |
2134 | Any more hocus pocus out of you and I'm gonna make you disappear for five to ten. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2135 | The witness will raise his right hand, not his sleight of hand! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2136 | Make my gavel reappear Now! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2137 | Put that smirk back on your face right now or I'll charge you with contempt! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | Repeating 'abracadabra' and 'hocus pocus' doesn't answer the question. Did you or did you not saw your assistant in half? | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2139 | Please remove the rabbit from your hat! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2140 | Please remove your hat and keep the rabbit out of sight | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2141 | In all my years on the bench I have never seen a witness with more tricks up his sleeve that you! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2142 | Answer the question! Tell the court how the chief witness against you can simply disappear? | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2143 | Don't go trying any of your fancy tricks, Young Man, like making witnesses disappear! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2144 | How about the name you had before "Waldo the Wonderful"? | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2145 | We will have none of your tricks young man! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2146 | One more trick and you will be held in contempt! | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2147 | 'Ipso chango' does NOT explain Miss Winters' disappearance. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2148 | Very good, but you better make that evidence reappear right now! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2149 | The only thing your pulling out of your hat today is my gavel. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2150 | What exactly do you mean when you say 'you forgot how to make the prosecutor reappear' " | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2151 | I thought you were dead | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2152 | But we haven't yet begun with formal proceedings. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2153 | If you make her disappear one more time, I will find you in contempt. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2154 | What do you mean you disappeared before things started heating up? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2155 | OK smart aleck, where's my gavel? | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2156 | Make the murder weapon un-disappear | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2157 | I'm telling you for the last time... do NOT keep making the defendant disappear!!! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2158 | I will NOT take your rabbit's word for it! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2159 | And now you can make that Bible re-appear! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2160 | The whole damn system is NOT out of control, and I CAN handle the truth. Now go sit down!! | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2161 | I'd ask you to kindly remove your hat, but I'm afraid of what might be in there. | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2162 | Well then you better ‘Abracadabra make the evidence RE-appear!’ | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2163 | We all saw what you did now tell us HOW you did it. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2164 | ...and further more, no disappearing acts... | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2165 | I hereby order you to make that evidence reappear! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2166 | I don't want to know how you did it, just make the court reporter reappear. With our underwear! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2167 | You can't make that ticket go away! | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2168 | Sir, the hat must come off, I don’t care what might ‘jump out’. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2169 | Is there a rabbit under your hat or are you being disrespectful to the court? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2170 | Don’t try that on me! I’m an extremely stable genius! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2171 | No, asking how you did it does NOT violate your ‘Magician’s Code’! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2172 | "If you think smoke and mirrors will work in my court ... well, you're probably right! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2173 | I don't care if we are past the discovery phase - take off your damned hat! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2174 | The witness is instructed to leave the rabbit in his hat" | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2175 | I'd hold you in contempt of court but I see no point in putting you in a small enclosed room! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2176 | Please say Abracadabra again and bring back the Jury! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2177 | Let's cut through the formalities, shall we? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2178 | If my gavel disappears one more time I will hold you in contempt! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2179 | This court will not refer to you as 'The Great Whodunit'! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2180 | No, you are not allowed to disappear after you cause a traffic accident even if you came out of nowhere! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2181 | Now make the evidence file reappear! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2182 | Anything you pull our of your hat had better be by prior leave of the Court. | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2183 | I order you to stop making the prosecution disappear whenever they ask a question you don't want answer! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2184 | Nice trick. If that juror doesn’t re-appear in my courtroom in one minute, I’m holding you in contempt! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2185 | Please answer the question! How did you know that you sawed her exactly in half? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2186 | Let me start by reminding you that we're here because your white rabbit filed for habeas corpus, so why don't you start by producing said rabbit! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2187 | I warn you. There'll be no hocus-pocus in my courtroom, young man! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2188 | Try that trick again and I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2189 | As I have repeatedly told you, NO ILLUSION! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2190 | You can't claim upper-class privilege! | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2191 | Yes, this is a formal hearing | 1.2817 | 0.06079 | 71 | 53 | 16 | 2 |
2192 | More tricks from you or I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2193 | Admonishing the witness, again — this Court does not tolerate attempts to make the cross-examination, or opposing counsel, vanish! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2194 | Your motion for 'abracadabra' is hocus-pocus! | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2195 | You need to make the murder weapon reappear right now! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2196 | Will you marry her or not? | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2197 | I don't know how you did it, but you better tell me how you made that money out of thin air! | 1.2817 | 0.06401 | 71 | 54 | 14 | 3 |
2198 | The prosecutor asked you to roll up your sleeves. | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2199 | You can’t pull a rabbit out of your hat this time! | 1.2817 | 0.05738 | 71 | 52 | 18 | 1 |
2200 | And I am to believe my gavel just vanished into thin air? On its own? | 1.2817 | 0.07002 | 71 | 56 | 10 | 5 |
2201 | 'Your rabbit is stuck in traffic." | 1.2817 | 0.06708 | 71 | 55 | 12 | 4 |
2202 | Could you make some of my caseloads disappear? | 1.2812 | 0.07206 | 64 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
2203 | Let me remind you. I was a huge fan of that rabbit, and we want answers. | 1.2812 | 0.06481 | 64 | 48 | 14 | 2 |
2204 | Speak one more time about retrieving a rabbit from within anyone else's apparel, and SHE won't be the only one holding you in contempt! | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2205 | Answer the question or I will make you disappear ! | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2206 | I don't care that a magician never tells a secret, you swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! | 1.2800 | 0.06728 | 75 | 59 | 11 | 5 |
2207 | We'll have none of your tricks in my court! | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2208 | Answer her question! HOW did you make the witness disappear? | 1.2800 | 0.05869 | 75 | 56 | 17 | 2 |
2209 | Get up. You’re sitting on the rabbit. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2210 | It may go against your profession but this court will not allow a misdirect examination. | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2211 | For the last time, stop making the prosecutor disappear! | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2212 | She said you stole some bunnies... | 1.2800 | 0.06169 | 75 | 57 | 15 | 3 |
2213 | One more attempt to turn these proceedings into a three ring circus and you're back on the train with the lions. | 1.2800 | 0.06454 | 75 | 58 | 13 | 4 |
2214 | Let's recess until tomorrow. Until then, could you entertain my grandson's birthday party this afternoon? | 1.2794 | 0.06900 | 68 | 53 | 11 | 4 |
2215 | Have no illusions -- making my gavel disappear will not result in your case being dismissed. | 1.2778 | 0.06626 | 72 | 56 | 12 | 4 |
2216 | Calling this a kangaroo court does not give you the right to make rabbits and birds appear. | 1.2769 | 0.06395 | 65 | 49 | 14 | 2 |
2217 | Stop citing ‘Hocus v. Pocus’ and just tell us the rabbit’s whereabouts. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2218 | This 'three ring circus' atmosphere is BECAUSE of you! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2219 | The question is not an illusion and neither am I! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2220 | One more ‘abracadabra’ from you and I’ll hold you contempt! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2221 | I will ask the questions Mr Holmes NOT you | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2222 | Where did you put that damn rabbit! | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2223 | You can't keep making the jury disappear every time they find you guilty | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2224 | The witness is instructed to refrain from referring to counsel as "a volunteer from the audience." | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2225 | First, Mr. Winger, charges can be dismissed, not "disappeared." Second, I see a little furry foot sticking out of your hat. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2226 | This is my last warning, it’s my gavel that controls this courtroom, so act like a magician and make that wand disappear! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2227 | Make me disappear!! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2228 | If you say ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’ one more time, I’m finding you in contempt. | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2229 | My gavel had better reappear. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2230 | You turned into a driveway? | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2231 | Making the jury disappear will have no effect on the outcome of this trial. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2232 | I'm warning you for the last time - stop making the evidence disappear! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2233 | Put that wand away. I'm the one who dismisses the jury around here. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2234 | Make the bailiff reappear or spend the night in the allakha-slammer! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2235 | Hey, Buster, I don’t need you to tell me how to run a formal hearing.” | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2236 | Well I don’t care who hired you to make voters disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2237 | Abra-cadabra" is not an appropriate response to counsel's question | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2238 | Next time you pull a rabbit out of that hat, I'm gong to find you in contempt. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2239 | One more, "Hey, Presto! I'm not guilty" and I'll be presto'd into giving you 90 days for contempt. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2240 | I don’t care if you don’t have a mouth, you must answer the question. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2241 | This is the third time you made a witness disappear and we can't find them! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2242 | We found the saw and a pair of legs. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2243 | You can't get out of this one by refusing to appear. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2244 | Damn it, who else would turn this jury into rabbits? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2245 | Yes, that WAS my card but back to the tax evasion you’re in here for. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2246 | This Court does not take sleights lightly, young man. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2247 | Bailiff, let's see if Mr Amazing here can escape from your handcuffs! Contempt of Court! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2248 | I can’t reveal my secrets” isn’t going to cut it in my court room | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2249 | If the witness makes another prosecutor disappear he will be charged with contempt | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2250 | Forget the rabbit! Time to say your prayers! | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2251 | Any more of your ‘tap dancing’ and I’ll find you in contempt! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2252 | I'm sorry, Mr. Ross, but you can't just say, "presto!" and make this all go away." | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2253 | You can’t just wave your wand and make the charges go away! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2254 | Is that a rabbit moving under your hat? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2255 | I want to remind the witness to stop dressing up the facts | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2256 | You are not honest Abe. Answer the question honestly, Abe. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2257 | Hey, Houdini! Make that hat disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2258 | We've already had discovery so you can't just pull something out of your hat. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2259 | I don't care what the magic word is, mister - you better that make that evidence reappear quick-smart or we'll soon see if you're also an escapologist! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2260 | Bring the defendants back RIGHT NOW, Mr. Magic! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2261 | Me Giuliani, saying it's magic can not make truth disappear! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2262 | Bring back my bailiff right now! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2263 | For the last time, I am not your “lovely assistant”. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2264 | I demand you turn me back into Judge Judy right now | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2265 | Now that I've made that smile disappear from you face, if you continue to insult the court, for my next trick I'll make you disappear! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2266 | You have to reveal the trick--where did the evidence disappear to? | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2267 | I don't find your antics amusing, Magic Man. Now make the prosecuting attorney reappear or I will hold you in contempt of court! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2268 | He told me to make the problem disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2269 | Now make that evidence reappear. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2270 | Please stop referring to me as your lovely assistant! | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2271 | This court dismisses pulling a rabbit out of a hat as evidence | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2272 | For the last time, no jury member can be your volunteer! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2273 | Okay, Mr. Magic, the burden of proof is on you to make the plaintiff reappear . . . in one piece. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2274 | Call me 'Judge Muggle' one more time and I guarantee that the consequence will be absolutely spellbinding. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2275 | I need a young Lincoln impersonator in this courtroom like I need a hole in the head! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2276 | This is not going to work Fred, I recognize you. | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2277 | I'm sorry, you can't make this crime disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2278 | What do you mean, 'First I saw it, then I didn't'? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2279 | We haven't fallen for your trick - we know you have your mouth hidden somewhere! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2280 | Waving your wand will not make these charges disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2281 | Do you really expect me to believe you were tricked into it? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2282 | Thats enough of your hocus-pocus, answer the question! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2283 | No!! You cannot make her disappear!!! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2284 | I warned you about making your mouth disappear | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2285 | No sir. America’s Got Talent is next door. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2286 | You bring that jury back right now! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2287 | Yeah? Well, I can make you disappear without the hat. | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2288 | Try making yourself disappear from my courtroom. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2289 | You can't just turn the prosecutor into a woman. You know we don't take those seriously. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2290 | Her question was pretty clear, now where's the bunny? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2291 | Bring back the stenographers machine right now! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2292 | OK, Mr. Wilson, One more ABRACADABRA and you'll held in contempt...... Answer the questions ! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2293 | Waving your wand is not going to make the charges against you disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2294 | Magic Word? I don’t need to say a magic word for you to answer the prosecutor. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2295 | You can't plead the 5th on the count of illusion! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2296 | For the last time, make that Bible re-appear. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2297 | Sir, pleading that "a magician never reveals his secrets" does not hold up in my court. | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2298 | You will be held in contempt unless you make my gavel reappear! | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2299 | You can't pull answers out of your hat, or for that matter, anywhere else. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2300 | I do need that mallet back now. | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2301 | Hey! I'm running this show! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2302 | Mr. Smith, your imitation of Fred Astaire does NOT excuse you from dancing on the flowers in the Botanical Gadens ! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2303 | So if you could make the jury reappear, we’d appreciate it. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2304 | I know you're hiding him under your hat! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2305 | You cannot make the defense attorney vanish into thin air like that. Bring him back right now!!! | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2306 | Forensic Magician! And what? You make crimes disappear? | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2307 | Making the evidence disappear is not going to help your case. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2308 | Raise your whole hand, not your sleight of hand. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2309 | Go directly to jail; do not pass go, do not collect $200! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2310 | By the way, that rabbit you gave my kid died last night. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2311 | My title is JUDGE. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2312 | If you can’t make the truth appear, I can make you disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2313 | Tell the WHOLE TRUTH Mr. Attorney General or I will magically hold you in contempt! | 1.2754 | 0.07411 | 69 | 56 | 7 | 6 |
2314 | Woah, woah, woah, it may be magic YOU know, but it's up to the jurors, to never believe it's not so. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2315 | Look at me...Look at me. I am the magician now. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2316 | No Tricks! | 1.2754 | 0.07117 | 69 | 55 | 9 | 5 |
2317 | Look! It's my gavel. You made it disappear. I want it back! | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2318 | No, Karmac, she is not bringing you a sealed envelope. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2319 | 'Making the jury disappear is NOT going to make this charge disappear Mr Smith..' | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2320 | If you ate that rabbit young man, you are in REAL trouble! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2321 | Testimony from the plaintiff that the defendant was incapable of performing the routine backwards and in high heels is hereby stricken from the record! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2322 | Hats off and and mouths on in my courtroom! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2323 | Answer the question! Where did you hide the rabbit? | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2324 | I don't care if the trick worked -- they never found the body! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2325 | Now you see it, now you don't will be stricken from your testimony,sir!" | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2326 | No, the rabbit doesn't have to be sworn in, too. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2327 | I will not have you make a mockery of this courtroom - now, where is the rabbit? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2328 | If my gavel is under your hat, we'll see what you can do with bread and water. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2329 | Objection Sustained! And please make my gavel reappear, Sir! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2330 | You cannot magically make this go away young man! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2331 | Your rights do not include making evidence disappear! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2332 | You have exactly ten seconds to make Exhibit A reappear! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2333 | Make one more prosecuting attorney disappear and I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2334 | That's not how you change attorneys! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2335 | What do you mean “Now you see it. Now you don’t.”? | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2336 | You may look like Abe Lincoln, you may swim like Abe Lincoln, and you may quack like Abe Lincoln, but I know Abe Lincoln and you're no Abe Lincoln. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2337 | The prosecutor wants to know what you did with her bunny!!! | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2338 | Counsel's objection to your turning the jurors into newts is sustained. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | I wear the robe in this court! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2340 | Remember sir, you are under oath. So, once again: is the rabbit under your hat? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2341 | No sir, you can't make the questions you don't like disappear. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2342 | Bring my gavel back NOW! | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2343 | No rabbits,no doves,no flowers! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2344 | No more of your tricks, Mr. Barr ! | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2345 | Scrap the magic act & show us your right hand. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2346 | I will not pick a juror, any juror! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2347 | The hat I can tolerate but don't try to pull anything out of your ASS. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2348 | Very impressive. But the court holds you in contempt if you don't make my gavel reappear now! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2349 | The defendant will no longer use the term abracadabra or he will be held in contempt of court. | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2350 | I know you can make witnesses disappear, but you do not have the power to pardon. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2351 | Produce the rabbit or I'll hold you in contempt of court. | 1.2754 | 0.05417 | 69 | 50 | 19 | 0 |
2352 | Mr. Astaire, stop dancing around the question; a simple yes or no will do. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2353 | You think you know every trick in the book, but we know you sawed those girls in half! | 1.2754 | 0.05797 | 69 | 51 | 17 | 1 |
2354 | Objection sustained! Where the rabbits disappeared to is precisely the subject of this inquiry! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2355 | You're a defendant, not a magician. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2356 | I like her better as a mannequin, too. But turn her back. It’s my lunchtime! | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2357 | I don't care if you entertain the jury, but the TV camera stays on me. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | Answer the question! Are you now, or have you ever been, in possession of a rabbit? | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2359 | And don’t even think of sawing me in half. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2360 | You can’t plead the fifth just because you made your mouth disappear | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2361 | Answer her question, Dickens, or it'll be the worst of times. | 1.2754 | 0.06491 | 69 | 53 | 13 | 3 |
2362 | You look vaguely familiar to me. If I'm right, you did great freeing all them slaves. Just don't get any such ideas around here." | 1.2754 | 0.06811 | 69 | 54 | 11 | 4 |
2363 | If you pull that rabbit out of that hat one more time, I am holding you in contempt | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2364 | I’m told that the prosecution’s exhibits have disappeared from the evidence room. | 1.2754 | 0.06154 | 69 | 52 | 15 | 2 |
2365 | Okay, the court recognizes you as an expert witness in magic. Now make my gavel reappear. | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2366 | How dare you tell the truth about a trick I've been performing for the kids in the family since they were 5! | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2367 | I don't care if your Hare does not like air conditioning. Hats OFF in court!" Murray Block, Albany, N | 1.2727 | 0.05931 | 66 | 49 | 16 | 1 |
2368 | Have you filed a notice of disappearance? | 1.2727 | 0.06312 | 66 | 50 | 14 | 2 |
2369 | It'll take more than a wand to make this case disappear | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2370 | The witness shall make his mouth reappear. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2371 | Last warning - "I would prefer not to" is not an acceptable response! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2372 | Answer the question! You don't want to see the trick up my sleeve! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2373 | OK, I get it - you're honest. Now answer the question. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2374 | There's no misdirection in this courtroom! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2375 | I don't care who you are, sawing a woman in half is illegal. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2376 | You turn that prosecutor back into a frog right now! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2377 | Just answer her question. Did you or did you not saw the woman in half? | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2378 | Frankly it sounds like a bunch of hocus-pocus! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2379 | You cannot claim Noblesse Oblige! | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2380 | I don't care how "amazing" that looked. Please bring the bailiff back so we may swear you in and continue with your testimony. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2381 | You pulled the bunny out of where?!? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2382 | No, you may not make the key witness disappear until you bring back the accused! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2383 | Bring back the evidence, clown | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2384 | Just because you're dressed as Honest Abe, does not mean I'll believe everything you say. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2385 | Making your mouth disappear is a nifty parlor trick, but you still have to answer the question! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2386 | Disappear one more time and I will hold you in contempt! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2387 | If you don't bring back my gavel immediately, I will hold you in contempt of court! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2388 | I don't care if you are a magician, you're not doing a disappearing act in my courtroom. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2389 | I hold you in contempt. Bailiff, cuff, chain, and confine this man to a barrel underwater. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2390 | Reassemble the jury immediately! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2391 | No, we don’t want to see a trick and stop calling the district attorney your assistant! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2392 | Abracadabra yourself. You won't make me disappear. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2393 | I don't care what's in your hat. Remove it! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2394 | What did you do with my jury!? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2395 | Did you think you could cut your assistant in half and get away with it? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2396 | I'm sorry but Abracadabra is not an alibi. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2397 | My gavel reappears or your freedom disappears. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2398 | In other words, no more verbal sleight of hand. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2399 | Sir, we believe you are who you say you are, now please return the jury to the jury box.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2400 | There is no such thing as 'Magical Privilege'. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2401 | Answer the question! What happened to the RABBIT ? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2402 | No more tricks. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2403 | Please! Hands in view at all times. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2404 | I don't know how you did that, but exhibit 'A' better reappear NOW! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2405 | I'm not going to tell you again. You have to wait to be dismissed from the witness stand before you disappear in a puff of smoke! | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2406 | I have to caution you that ‘Alakazam’ is not an acceptable answer. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2407 | Very well“ is not an acceptable answer to, “How did you do that trick? | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2408 | Abracadabra” isn't a simple yes or no. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2409 | Nice try, but you’ve got to do better than that to make me disappear. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2410 | If there's a rabbit under that hat all of your testimony will be stricken! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2411 | Objection overruled. That was not a trick question. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2412 | Can you answer the question without saying abracadabra first. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2413 | No, we will not 'watch the prosecutor disappear.' | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2414 | No more of your tricks, Mr. Pocus. Answer the gentleman's question. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2415 | There is no such thing as magic in this courtroom. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2416 | Objection sustained! Now make the jury reappear! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2417 | Let's see if you can sim sala bim your way out of Sing Sing! | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2418 | And I'm telling you, if I don't get my bailiff back now, you're going to disappear from three to five years. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2419 | For the last time, you can't ask her to pick a card | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2420 | No, you can’t order a martini during cross-examination! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2421 | I’ll remind you that you are under oath. Is there really nothing up your sleeve? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2422 | "A straightforward answer to counsel's question will suffice. You can hold the 'Abracadabra,' thank you." | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2423 | For the LAST time, whipping your dick out is NOT a magic trick! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2424 | Let me remind you this isn't The Palm Court at The Plaza! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2425 | Remember, you're under oath. Now what happened to that rabbit?" -Markel & Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2426 | Stop asking me to make this all disappear! | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2427 | One more operatic analogy and I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2428 | Perry's in another courtroom right now. Della's going to ask a few preliminary questions...and take off that hat! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2429 | No, we can't continue the trial without the district attorney. Now bring him back! | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2430 | So, you thought that it was a good idea to make the President disappear!!!! | 1.2687 | 0.07238 | 67 | 54 | 8 | 5 |
2431 | Your hat comes off, doves or no doves. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2432 | Magicians never reveal their secrets" will not hold up in this court | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2433 | You maybe the next David Copperfield but you cannot make these charges disappear | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2434 | I said, Make the evidence reappear. NOW! | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2435 | I'm warning you, bring the defense attorney back right now. | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2436 | Stop trying to make me disappear! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2437 | You can’t make the charges disappear! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2438 | The defendant will reappear the opposing counsel RIGHT NOW! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2439 | Do you solemnly swear that you’re up to no good? | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2440 | Stop addressing me as Mr. Firstnighter. I'm the judge. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2441 | No tricks! The truth will not disappear in my court. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2442 | Yes or no--not tally-ho! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2443 | Very clever but the Court needed that rabbit for evidence. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2444 | So you're the one who sat in front of me at the theater! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2445 | I don't care about the Magician's Oath, just answer the question. | 1.2687 | 0.05856 | 67 | 50 | 16 | 1 |
2446 | I will be referred to as Your Judge, or Your Honor, not Your Assistant! | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2447 | You are mistaken sir! Cutting your assistant in half is indeed a crime. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2448 | The Court will again remind the defendant that sawing a woman in half is an allegation to take seriously. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2449 | Your disappearing act is getting old!! | 1.2687 | 0.06918 | 67 | 53 | 10 | 4 |
2450 | I'll give you just thirty seconds to make the jury reappear. | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2451 | Guilty! I sentence you to four score and 6 years. | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2452 | If you have a rabbit in that hat pull it out now | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2453 | Evidence does just does not disappear! | 1.2687 | 0.06230 | 67 | 51 | 14 | 2 |
2454 | We know juror number six didn't just saw herself in half like that | 1.2687 | 0.06583 | 67 | 52 | 12 | 3 |
2455 | C-O-N-T-E-M-P-T. I’m spellbound. | 1.2676 | 0.06330 | 71 | 55 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | You swore to tell the truth, I don't care about the magicians code, so answer the question. Who hired you to cut the lady in half? | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2457 | Look, if the prosecution’s top half doesn’t reappear in the next two minutes I’m holding you in contempt. | 1.2656 | 0.05994 | 64 | 48 | 15 | 1 |
2458 | No you may not make yourself disappear. | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2459 | It's not a magic trick if you really saw your wife in half. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2460 | Answer the question, where did your assistant go after you made her disappear? | 1.2656 | 0.07468 | 64 | 52 | 7 | 5 |
2461 | And now that rabbit is running around my courtroom. | 1.2656 | 0.06771 | 64 | 50 | 11 | 3 |
2462 | I'm going through a difficult divorce myself. Can you work some magic for me on it? | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2463 | ”As an expert witness, you are supposed to clarify the evidence, not make it disappear! | 1.2656 | 0.06394 | 64 | 49 | 13 | 2 |
2464 | Maybe in your last big trust case it worked, but here "Abracadabra" is not really responsive to the prosecutors questions! | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2465 | You are not honest Abe. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2466 | If escaping from a locked jail cell is not in your repertoire, then I suggest you make that evidence re-appear. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2467 | You will not attempt to saw anyone in half. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2468 | This oath supersedes the magician's oath. Now tell the lady how you made your wife disappear! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2469 | No, you don’t misdirect the jury, I misdirect the jury. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2470 | To hell with the magician’s code, just tell the court what happened to the rabbit! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2471 | For the last time, no misdirecting the jury! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2472 | Dapper, schmapper, the hat comes off!! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2473 | Don’t think you can just make this case disappear. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2474 | Answer the question! Were you, or were you not, responsible for your assistants' disappearance? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2475 | My gavel seems to have disappeared, can I borrow your wand? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2476 | Your Fifth Amendment rights do NOT include making your actual mouth disappear! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2477 | Their evidence seems to have disappeared. Charges dismissed once you reveal the contents of your hat. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2478 | Hocus pocus will not be tolerated in my court room! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2479 | No, your magician's oath does not supersede your oath to the court! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2480 | I don't really care that there's nothing up your sleeve ... just answer the damn question! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2481 | That's a writ of habeas corpus, not hocus pocus! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2482 | One more "Abracadabra" out of you and I’ll hold you in contempt of court! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2483 | Turn me back into a rabbit, you asshole. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2484 | Abracadabra is NOT a legal term! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2485 | Sir, you can't make the prosecutor disappear! | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2486 | You will wave your wand and summon up that mouth to answer the question | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2487 | Don't answer the question with "abracadabra" again. | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2488 | Don't even try to disappear! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2489 | Don’t even think about pulling a rabbit out of your hat in my courtroom! | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2490 | Did you or did you not saw the lady in half? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2491 | Who's your robe guy? | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2492 | One more rabbit, and I am holding you in conrmpt! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2493 | If you pull one more rabbit out of your hat, I will hold you in contempt. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2494 | You're only here 'cause I need a bunny wunny. Off with your hat! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2495 | PLEASE remove the hat AND the rabbit! | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2496 | You have to answer the question. Don't keep saying "Abracadabra..." | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2497 | Objection sustained. Wearing that outfit does not constitute proof that you can be in two places at the same time. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2498 | For this, there is no precedent! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2499 | Bail is set at 2 million. You are famous for a disappearing act. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2500 | A simple yes or no. Did you have anything to do with the disappearance of the rabbit? | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2501 | The jury will disregard the witness's proposal of marriage to the attorney! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2502 | It's 'Your Honor', not 'my lovely assistant' | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2503 | I don't care if there's a rabbit in your hat, you take it off in this courtroom! | 1.2647 | 0.05390 | 68 | 50 | 18 | 0 |
2504 | If there is any misdirection to be done around here, it's gonna be done by me, understand? | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2505 | Would you please cast your right wand and hex after me. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2506 | Excuse me Mr Lincoln,can I be honest with you?!!! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2507 | Sir, answer her question, where did the rabbit come from? | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2508 | One more rabbit out of your hat, and I am holding you in contempt of court! | 1.2647 | 0.06151 | 68 | 52 | 14 | 2 |
2509 | Making your mouth disappear is not going to get you out of testifying. | 1.2647 | 0.05783 | 68 | 51 | 16 | 1 |
2510 | Once more with the disappearing mouth trick and I'm going to hold you in contempt of court. | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2511 | This isn't Chicago. Answer the question! | 1.2647 | 0.07141 | 68 | 55 | 8 | 5 |
2512 | I remind you that the authority in this court is Black's Law Dictionary, not Blackstone. | 1.2647 | 0.06827 | 68 | 54 | 10 | 4 |
2513 | I’m only going to ask you one more time. Make my gavel reappear! | 1.2647 | 0.06498 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 3 |
2514 | Answer the question! What did you do with the rabbit!? | 1.2623 | 0.06571 | 61 | 47 | 12 | 2 |
2515 | Four score and seven years ago doesn’t cut it here! | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2516 | I said swear on the Bible, not make it disappear! | 1.2623 | 0.06974 | 61 | 48 | 10 | 3 |
2517 | Making the evidence disappear is not a valid murder defense! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2518 | That gavel better reappear in three seconds. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2519 | be careful young man ... I know a place where you won't be able to escape ... | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2520 | Answers, no more rabbits! | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2521 | Don't think you can win this case by pulling some tricks!! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2522 | No! Ta dah is not an acceptable answer to "Where's the missing girl?" | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2523 | Sir, "A magician never reveals his tricks" doesn't apply under oath. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2524 | For the last time, it wasn't a 'magic bullet' | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2525 | Get off your high hat and just answer the questions. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2526 | In my court you say, "I plea the fifth" not "a magician never reveals his secrets"! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2527 | Very funny! You have exactly ten seconds to make my gavel reappear. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2528 | Are you trying to pull an alibi out of a hat? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2529 | Bring back Exhibit B! | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2530 | What I want to know is how you got thru the metal detector? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2531 | One more comment, I'm going to erase the rest of your facial features. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2532 | Your rabbit is NOT reliable witness | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2533 | Please stand and raise your sleight of hand then.” | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2534 | I've watched you pull enough rabbits out of your hat! Now answer the question." | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2535 | You can not make her disappear | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2536 | Please let me know before you pull the rabbit out of your hat! | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2537 | Don't think for a minute you can wave your magic wand and get out of trouble in my courtroom! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2538 | Please stop referring to the prosecutor as "My assistant, the Lovely Linda." | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2539 | The witness will please answer 'Yes,' or 'I do' to the question: 'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?' Saying 'Nothing up my sleeve, nothing inside my hat,' is not an acceptable response. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2540 | Your disappearing act won't be tolerated in this court. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2541 | Tax returns dude! Tax returns! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2542 | If you pull one more rabbit out of that hat I will find you in contempt of court. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2543 | You don't ask the questions when you're sitting in that box, McCoy. You answer them. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2544 | Waving that wand will not make this case disappear | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2545 | I'm the only person legally allowed to wear black silk in this courtroom. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2546 | Answer the question! Where were you on the night of the disappearance? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2547 | No, I am NOT going to make your Cruelty To Rabbits conviction disappear! | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2548 | Honest, Abe, honest! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2549 | Tell us how you made the victim disappear and bring him back right now! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2550 | Don't give me that Hocus Pocus! You sawed her in half! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2551 | No sir, you are not disappearing today! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2552 | Just because you made that Bible disappear doesn't mean you're not getting sworn in! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2553 | If you are a 'conjuror' you should sit over there. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2554 | Now, remember you are under oath. What did you do with the rabbit? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2555 | One more time with that Abra Cadabra stuff and I'll hold you in contempt." | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2556 | For your next trick, you better make your mouth reappear and answer the question! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2557 | Take the defendant out of the hat, NOW! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2558 | Of course you also have to make her reappear! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2559 | Make that gavel reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2560 | Answer the question! What happened to the white rabbit? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2561 | No, you can't just make this whole thing just disappear! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2562 | The rabbit is missing and we need to know what you've done with it. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2563 | You're going to more than pull a rabbit out of your to get off! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2564 | I suggest you make the chief prosecutor reappear. Now! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2565 | I knew Abraham Lincoln Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine Sir you’re no Abe Lincoln | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2566 | Show your magic, I want a pizza with everything on it now! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2567 | Please explain to the jury exactly HOW the rabbit got in your hat. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2568 | So I hear you're the new Attorney General? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2569 | How in the hell did you get here? What do you think you are, some sort of magician? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2570 | Did you make your assistant disappear or not? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2571 | Your alibi cannot be a rabbit. | 1.2615 | 0.05493 | 65 | 48 | 17 | 0 |
2572 | Will the witness refrain from pulling evidence of his hat? | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2573 | I'll determine who's 'honest' around here...and, remove that hat | 1.2615 | 0.07363 | 65 | 53 | 7 | 5 |
2574 | I prefer the word, 'disappeared.' | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2575 | What, I'm a character witness? | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2576 | OK. Now make your mouth reappear and answer the question! | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2577 | If you make another witness disappear I will find you in contempt! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2578 | If you're going to say it, at least say it right. It's levi-O-sa. Not levio-SA. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2579 | Okay, I promise I won't hold you in contempt—just please make the bailiff reappear! We're ... we're in love. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2580 | Bring the prosecutor back right now! | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2581 | My question’s a simple one: WHO DID IT? —not, HOUDINI? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2582 | ...and there will be no rabbit pellets in my courtroom!” | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2583 | No you may not turn Exhibit A into a pink rabbit for the jury! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2584 | Now tell us what happened to the rabbit | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2585 | This is New York, and when to threaten to make someone disappear you're going do jail time. Simple as that. | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2586 | Abracadabra" is not an answer to the prosecutor's question | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2587 | You’re a magician. Make your hat disappear. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2588 | You can't magically make all this go away sir! Somebunny's got to pay! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2589 | "No tricky stuff!" | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2590 | If I see even one rabbit in this courtroom, I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2591 | i can make you disappear! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2592 | Return my gavel — or I'll give you 20 to life. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2593 | Sir, this is not an illusion, it's court | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2594 | NO, you cannot have the handcuffs yet! | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2595 | I don't care how good a magician you are. You can't make the case against you disappear. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2596 | The witness will change the district attorney back to the pronoun he identifies with. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2597 | This is bankruptcy court: you must reveal the secret of how the money disappeared. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2598 | I wear the pants here and my gavel beats your wand! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2599 | Great Redacto, reveal the contents of exhibit A. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2600 | NO, you may not saw this lady in half! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2601 | What's the magic word? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2602 | No more tricks, just answer the question. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2603 | There are still a few places in America where gentlemen remove their hats when indoors, and you're in one of them. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2604 | I told you, the rabbits must make an appearance! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2605 | No rabbits out of a hat in my courtroom | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2606 | For the last time, she's not your "Lovely Assistant", and she doesn't want to be sawed in half! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | I'm going to sustain the objection, and I will again ask the witness to refrain from letting loose any more animals in the Courtroom | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2608 | You must answer the question: how did your assistant disappear honestly. No more claiming you can’t answer because it’s your “trade secret.” | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2609 | If you are such a great magician, let's see you turn Opra here into a Republican | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2610 | Please stop starting every one of your answers with “And now, before your eyes, I will answer the question.” | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2611 | We only accept poof in here, not bippity boppity boo. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2612 | Enough! Now turn Mr. Jones back to being a man! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2613 | This court will not tolerate competition from amateurs! | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2614 | You leave the jurisprudence to me, and I’ll leave the prestidigation to you! | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2615 | It’s all very suspicious, isn’t it? Your wife substitutes on the day the “Saw My Assistant in Half “ trick goes tragically awry. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2616 | No,I do not want to see you pull a rabbit out of your hat. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2617 | Abra cadabra will not suffice as an answer. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2618 | Don't you dare vanish again!! | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2619 | I'll have you sawed in half for contempt if you don't tell opposing counsel how that trick works! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2620 | She asked if you saw him disappear, not make him disappear. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2621 | What do you mean-the rabbit refuses to testify | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2622 | Objection sustained for intentional vanishment of evidence. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2623 | One more peep out of you and I'll give you a sentence you won't be able to cut in half. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2624 | Honestly? | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2625 | One more outburst like that, and this court will hold you in awe and wonder! | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2626 | This is my final caution to you, this Court will entertain no more of your hocus pocus | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2627 | Just answer the question! "Do you, or do you not, have a rabbit in your hat"? | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2628 | Enough with the sleight of hand , and smoke and mirrors. Just answer the question. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2629 | Make one more piece of evidence disappear and I'll hold you in contempt. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2630 | If you make my gavel disappear one more time, I'll hold you for contempt. | 1.2615 | 0.07029 | 65 | 52 | 9 | 4 |
2631 | No, you cannot split your answer into three | 1.2615 | 0.05915 | 65 | 49 | 15 | 1 |
2632 | No, you can't make the crime disappear. | 1.2615 | 0.06678 | 65 | 51 | 11 | 3 |
2633 | You can't claim stage fright. | 1.2615 | 0.06308 | 65 | 50 | 13 | 2 |
2634 | The Court instructs the witness to make my pants re-appear RIGHT NOW! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2635 | Because I'm the Judge is why you'll show the court what you have up your sleeve!" | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2636 | The rabbit's dead! SPEAK UP! Whadya have to say for yourself? | 1.2609 | 0.05711 | 69 | 52 | 16 | 1 |
2637 | I'll try not to make you late for the opera | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2638 | Just make sure no evidence against you disappears. | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2639 | Don't you mean, 'The gavel's in your ear, your honor'?" | 1.2609 | 0.06414 | 69 | 54 | 12 | 3 |
2640 | The court orders the witness to reappear...immediately! | 1.2609 | 0.06073 | 69 | 53 | 14 | 2 |
2641 | A simple yes or no, sir. Did you, or did you not make the dollar disappear? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2642 | You’ll answer the question Mr The great Zandini. Put down the wand and return your mouth. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2643 | 'Did you ... or did you not, saw that woman in half?' | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2644 | Any more tricks and I'll clear the courtroom. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2645 | Making the fetus "disappear" still gets you 99 to life in Alabama! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2646 | Her party was a disaster without a magician! | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2647 | A simple "I do" will suffice. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2648 | There will be no disappearing act in my courtroom. Understand? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2649 | Abracadabra is not an acceptable plea in my court! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2650 | A magistrate never tells his secrets. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2651 | If you say "abracadabra" one more time, you're going to jail. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2652 | I don't care if it's the Easter Bunny under that hat, Mr. Jones, you will remove it in my courtroom! | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2653 | No, you will not make the charges against you disappear. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2654 | What exactly is up your sleeve? | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2655 | I will not tolerate any trickery in this courtroom! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2656 | And furthermore, I'm allergic to rabbits! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2657 | Why yes, that is the exhibit I was thinking of! | 1.2576 | 0.07262 | 66 | 54 | 7 | 5 |
2658 | The sooner you make the witness reappear, the quicker we can end this. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2659 | If one more witness disappears, I will hold you in contempt! | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2660 | You've got about 3 seconds to make my gavel reappear or I'm holding you in contempt. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2661 | For the last time, sir, you can't "Abra Cadabra" your way out of this. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 | 3 |
2662 | Did you or did you not take her bunny? | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2663 | Just because you wear the hat doesn't make you a Magician, you sawed Mrs. Robinson in half! | 1.2576 | 0.06933 | 66 | 53 | 9 | 4 |
2664 | For the last time, we don't care what's not up your sleeves. | 1.2576 | 0.05838 | 66 | 50 | 15 | 1 |
2665 | What do you mean you make the evidence disappear? | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2666 | Obliviate? Stop twirling your wand and answer the question. | 1.2576 | 0.06224 | 66 | 51 | 13 | 2 |
2667 | No, I don’t want counsel to disappear. | 1.2576 | 0.06588 | 66 | 52 | 11 |