Contest #664


Cartoon

664

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "When was the last time you saw either half of her?”
  2. “And stop referring to the prosecuting attorney as ‘my lovely assistant.’ ”
  3. “We know you're guilty. Now we want to know how you did it.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-05-26T22:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-06-09T22:09:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-06-03T22:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 10, 2019
Number of captions 4913
Number of responses 612158
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I just made a guy disappear for twenty years. Can you do that? 2.1917 0.00764 9456 1875 3893 3688
1 When was the last time you saw either half of her. 2.1365 0.00862 8044 1929 3088 3027
2 Exhibit A had better reappear immediately. 2.1278 0.00887 6978 1528 3030 2420
3 Put the jury back in the box and hand me the wand. 2.1267 0.00881 7795 1928 2951 2916
4 I'm thinking of a number between 20 to life. 2.0971 0.00870 7865 1995 3111 2759
5 No, you may not have a volunteer from the audience 2.0273 0.00899 7302 2059 2985 2258
6 I don't care what he said. He's the prosecuting attorney. Make him reappear. 1.9818 0.00962 6431 1973 2602 1856
7 That rabbit was evidence! 1.9713 0.00942 6682 2079 2716 1887
8 And stop referring to the prosecuting attorney as, "My lovely assistant." 1.9706 0.01044 5572 1775 2186 1611
9 Listen! If I thought I could make obstruction of justice just "disappear" I'd be president of the United States! 1.9683 0.01092 6023 2261 1692 2070
10 Enough! We get that you’ve seen her! Did you saw her? 1.9531 0.01279 3969 1385 1385 1199
11 Trust me. I've seen every trick in the book. 1.9091 0.01276 3599 1232 1462 905
12 For the last time - saying “a magician never reveals his secrets” is not the same as pleading the fifth 1.9040 0.01151 4373 1497 1799 1077
13 They found one of your hares at the scene of the crime. 1.9006 0.01151 4897 1855 1674 1368
14 There's no such thing as a writ of hocus pocus! 1.8966 0.01279 3918 1478 1367 1073
15 Take off your hat. She wants to question the rabbit." 1.8829 0.01153 4612 1715 1722 1175
16 Very funny. Now bring the jury back. 1.8817 0.01905 1615 580 646 389
17 I'll remind you that making evidence disappear is why you're here in the first place. 1.8745 0.01215 3824 1350 1604 870
18 I'm the only one who can make the charges disappear, understand!? 1.8733 0.02414 1010 369 400 241
19 Now that you're under oath, how did you know that was my card? 1.8675 0.02238 1223 466 453 304
20 If the jury doesn’t reappear after recess, consider yourself in contempt. 1.8670 0.01029 5242 1849 2241 1152
21 And you'd better not have anything up your sleeve. 1.8479 0.01432 2721 997 1141 583
22 No, I don't want to see another trick, AND I WANT MY GAVEL BACK. 1.8399 0.01174 4411 1749 1619 1043
23 The saw is Exhibit A. Your assistant is Exhibit B and C. 1.8359 0.01306 3767 1569 1247 951
24 I'm thinking of a number between 25 and life. 1.8001 0.01125 4503 1823 1757 923
25 Habeas corpus is one thing. Hocus pocus quite another. 1.8000 0.01087 4911 2013 1867 1031
26 One last time. Where is the jury? 1.7969 0.01135 4609 1930 1685 994
27 I didn’t mean for you to actually wipe that smile off your face! 1.7822 0.01687 2163 952 730 481
28 I'll decide if that's a trick question! 1.7818 0.01242 3721 1563 1407 751
29 Nice try, I'm still here. 1.7728 0.01352 3174 1363 1169 642
30 This is my courtroom, I don’t have to say the magic word. 1.7498 0.01600 2334 1062 794 478
31 Stop calling it a workplace accident: You cut a woman in half! 1.7485 0.01401 3014 1365 1042 607
32 Remember, anything you pull out of your hat may be used against you. 1.7485 0.01294 3181 1348 1285 548
33 Just tell the jury what you sawed. 1.7453 0.01343 3341 1540 1112 689
34 We know you're guilty. Now we want to know how you did it. 1.7378 0.01391 3036 1394 1044 598
35 Let's see you pull an alibi out of your hat. 1.7302 0.01596 2139 949 818 372
36 She's the prosecuting attorney, NOT your "lovely assistant!" 1.7247 0.01353 3077 1407 1110 560
37 Pick a prison, any prison. 1.7205 0.01594 2333 1108 769 456
38 You can't just make a witness vanish! This is a court not the White House. 1.6999 0.01732 2116 1084 583 449
39 Make that prosecutor reappear now ! 1.6844 0.01761 1809 883 614 312
40 Mr. Mysterioso, you're ordered to refrain from referring to the victim as the abra-cadaver. 1.6826 0.03208 608 317 167 124
41 We already have plenty of lawyers. Turn her back into a rabbit! 1.6807 0.01932 1597 812 483 302
42 Yeah, well, I too can make people disappear. 1.6766 0.02298 1011 486 366 159
43 Do you know I can make you disappear for 5 to 8 years? 1.6694 0.02060 1204 572 458 174
44 Where's my gavel and watch? 1.6687 0.01947 1458 724 493 241
45 The court instructs the witness to make the defendant re-appear. 1.6657 0.02014 1379 693 454 232
46 We found no evidence of illusion. 1.6614 0.02299 1131 594 326 211
47 Wave that wand and bring back my pants, NOW! 1.6588 0.02209 1231 651 349 231
48 Look. Every witness you make disappear just adds to the charges. 1.6571 0.02827 694 352 228 114
49 The witness is instructed to stop finishing every answer with, “Tah-da!” 1.6552 0.02392 960 486 319 155
50 I don't care if there's nothing up your sleeve, in my courtroom you will raise your right hand. 1.6493 0.02248 1095 562 355 178
51 Leave the deceit, trickery, and hocus-pocus to the attorneys. 1.6474 0.02446 1021 555 271 195
52 You make that jury reappear right now." 1.6398 0.02424 980 522 289 169
53 And you expect us to believe she just disappeared into thin air? 1.6395 0.02322 971 492 337 142
54 That may very well be what your rabbit told you, however hare-say is inadmissible in this courtroom. 1.6361 0.02742 731 382 233 116
55 No, you may not pull a witness out of your hat! 1.6338 0.02452 912 478 290 144
56 ...and stop ending every answer with 'Ta-da!'. 1.6337 0.02495 890 469 278 143
57 I keep a ‘Contempt of Court’ card up MY sleeve. 1.6296 0.02470 872 453 289 130
58 Just state your name, and don't include the word, "Amazing." 1.6275 0.02629 792 419 249 124
59 Sir, we can still see you so please answer the question. 1.6149 0.03246 509 272 161 76
60 She means when you last "saw her." Like, with your eyes. 1.6145 0.02737 716 383 226 107
61 The number I’m thinking is 20 to life. 1.6066 0.02838 671 365 205 101
62 Well, I can make people disappear for more than 40 years, so I suggest you put that wand away. 1.6062 0.02737 678 358 229 91
63 No, you may not cut your sentence in half! 1.6055 0.02930 649 359 187 103
64 Be more specific than, "She just disappeared!" 1.6045 0.02671 665 341 246 78
65 The last time I let you out on bail you just disappeared. 1.6013 0.02857 632 339 206 87
66 You make another witness disappear and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.6006 0.02955 636 354 182 100
67 Very clever. But there are plenty more where that jury came from. 1.6000 0.03047 605 339 169 97
68 When they went into deliberation, the jury was not composed of 12 angry rabbits! 1.5989 0.03238 571 331 138 102
69 Well, make the evidence reappear, damn it! 1.5974 0.02852 616 328 208 80
70 A magician never reveals his secrets” is not a defense 1.5971 0.02927 618 338 191 89
71 For the last time, stop making the jury disappear! 1.5961 0.02933 614 336 190 88
72 I'm locking you up for a spell. 1.5960 0.02933 599 324 193 82
73 One more stunt like that and I'll make you disappear for 3-5 years! 1.5901 0.02953 566 303 192 71
74 It's not a circus court. The word is 'circuit.' 1.5889 0.03158 557 316 154 87
75 Please answer the current question, not the next one. 1.5882 0.03090 561 313 166 82
76 You will make the prosecutor reappear immediately! 1.5860 0.03058 541 295 175 71
77 One more magic trick, young man, and I’m going to make you disappear for a very long time. 1.5855 0.02920 550 290 198 62
78 Make your mouth reappear and answer the question. 1.5808 0.03167 520 290 158 72
79 Very funny,now watch me make you disappear! 1.5768 0.03236 501 282 149 70
80 This is the second time your attorney failed to appear. 1.5763 0.03214 498 278 153 67
81 No, you can't make the charges disappear. Who do you think you are...Donald Trump? 1.5733 0.03542 464 276 110 78
82 How many more "surprise witnesses" do you have in there? 1.5708 0.03250 473 263 150 60
83 For the last time, there is no such thing as a writ of hocus pocus! 1.5708 0.03370 466 266 134 66
84 "Answer the question: where is her other half ?" 1.5702 0.03224 470 259 154 57
85 Sawing her in two makes you party of both parts. 1.5686 0.03298 459 256 145 58
86 You may step down, but we shall reconvene at 4pm for my son’s birthday party. 1.5657 0.03499 449 263 118 68
87 And the witness will refrain from referring to counsel as ‘my lovely and talented assistant’. 1.5655 0.03278 435 237 150 48
88 I'm the one who dismisses the jury. Bring them back this instance! 1.5647 0.03534 448 265 113 70
89 Let's just dispense with the 'abracadabra' before each response. 1.5644 0.03422 450 259 128 63
90 Rabbit or no rabbit, you'll take your hat off in my court! 1.5639 0.03449 438 251 127 60
91 I see you're up to your old tricks. 1.5635 0.03355 433 241 140 52
92 Answer her right now! Where is the rabbit? 1.5633 0.03601 442 265 105 72
93 Do you think you can make all that evidence disappear? You are not the Attorney General. 1.5616 0.03705 422 255 97 70
94 'She just vanished' is not an acceptable answer. 1.5615 0.03493 431 249 122 60
95 OK, you've made your point - now turn the prosecutor back into a 70-year-old white male 1.5596 0.03624 411 241 110 60
96 I want the prosecutor back in this courtroom, and I want him now. 1.5588 0.03616 417 246 109 62
97 And I'm thinking of a number between two and twenty months. 1.5588 0.03535 417 241 119 57
98 Now bring the jury back. 1.5580 0.03669 414 247 103 64
99 You will serve two sentences. One for each half of your wife. 1.5556 0.03655 387 224 111 52
100 Did you just say "abra-cadaver"? 1.5550 0.03669 400 236 106 58
101 You’re not the only one who can make someone disappear! 1.5533 0.03730 394 235 100 59
102 The witness will refrain from calling justice 'the world's greatest illusion.' 1.5508 0.03661 394 232 107 55
103 Answer the question. Your rabbit's testimony was haresay 1.5508 0.03730 394 236 99 59
104 Whaddya mean, what does it look like? It looks like a little hammer! 1.5506 0.03634 385 223 112 50
105 And when I turn around, I want to see my gavel back where it belongs. 1.5501 0.03624 389 226 112 51
106 Does it LOOK like I want a balloon animal? 1.5497 0.03656 382 222 110 50
107 Bring back the defendant. 1.5471 0.03676 382 224 107 51
108 I don't care how many rabbits come out; take off your hat in the court. 1.5469 0.03586 373 212 118 43
109 Last warning. Stop answering questions before they're asked. 1.5467 0.03774 364 214 101 49
110 No, I didn't see all the charges disappear. 1.5466 0.03438 386 215 131 40
111 If you don't make my pants reappear this instant, I'll hold you in contempt! 1.5462 0.03828 379 230 91 58
112 No you may not choose a volunteer from the audience. 1.5462 0.03504 379 213 125 41
113 Yes, I can still see you. 1.5428 0.03620 374 216 113 45
114 Turn me back into Judge Judy. 1.5428 0.03924 374 232 81 61
115 Mr. Majestico, this is your final warning. Stop stalling and answer the question. Did you or did you not make President Trump’s conscience vanish at his eighth birthday party? 1.5417 0.03986 360 223 79 58
116 No, you may not have a volunteer from the jury. 1.5410 0.03700 366 214 106 46
117 No, it's not a protected trade secret! Did you or did you not saw the victim in half? 1.5408 0.03931 355 216 86 53
118 I'm not giving you a new attorney until you bring the old one back. 1.5404 0.03836 359 215 94 50
119 Answer the question...when were you hired as an accountant by the Trump administration? 1.5389 0.04104 347 218 71 58
120 Your request to read my mind is DENIED! 1.5389 0.03768 360 213 100 47
121 Can you make Donald Trump disappear? 1.5385 0.04027 351 218 77 56
122 Yes I want my wristwatch back and no, you may not refer to defense counsel as “my lovely assistant”. 1.5385 0.03925 351 213 87 51
123 And remember, no tricks! 1.5380 0.03681 355 205 109 41
124 Pssst. Generally I don't allow tricks, but turning a lawyer or two into toads will be looked upon favorably . 1.5374 0.03972 348 213 83 52
125 Oh yea - and I can make you disappear for 20 years. 1.5374 0.03802 348 205 99 44
126 Answer the question or YOU'LL disappear for ten to twenty. 1.5360 0.03875 347 208 92 47
127 Don't think that these charges will magically disappear!! 1.5356 0.03690 351 203 108 40
128 No, Mr Marvolo, you may NOT ask for a lovely volunteer from the jury. 1.5349 0.03858 344 205 94 45
129 She is your attorney... not your "Beautiful Assistant". 1.5345 0.03780 348 205 100 43
130 For the last time, sir, you may not request a volunteer from the audience. 1.5343 0.04026 335 205 81 49
131 It's only a "trick" if you can put her back together. 1.5337 0.03725 341 197 106 38
132 Your instructions were to appear before the jury, not to make the jury disappear. 1.5331 0.03894 332 197 93 42
133 Please stop referring to counsel as your "lovely assistant" 1.5321 0.03963 327 196 88 43
134 Okay, where is my gavel? 1.5321 0.03867 327 192 96 39
135 So let me get this straight, your second wife also disappeared? 1.5303 0.03936 330 198 89 43
136 I have my own bag of tricks, sir. 1.5292 0.03633 325 182 114 29
137 No you may not have a volunteer from the jury...AND I want my gavel back NOW! 1.5291 0.03987 327 198 85 44
138 Put the jury back! 1.5287 0.03857 331 196 95 40
139 Your wife says the magic is gone! 1.5268 0.04009 317 191 85 41
140 The question was: ‘Where did you last saw her?’ 1.5261 0.04170 306 188 75 43
141 When the bailiff said ‘All rise!’ they didn’t mean ‘levitate.’ 1.5256 0.03685 312 175 110 27
142 These are NOT trick questions! 1.5244 0.04030 307 184 85 38
143 In my courtroom the law is not a mere illusion. 1.5243 0.04062 309 187 82 40
144 If you make one more exhibit disappear I'll hold you in contempt. 1.5243 0.04037 309 186 84 39
145 Client-magician privilege is an illusion! 1.5240 0.04099 313 192 78 43
146 My turn...think of a sentence between one and fifty years. 1.5230 0.03924 304 178 93 33
147 Witness shall cease delighting the jury! 1.5226 0.03868 310 181 96 33
148 'Making the truth disappear is not 'magic'. It's perjury.' 1.5226 0.04053 310 188 82 40
149 What did you do with the other half of the plaintiff? 1.5226 0.04027 310 187 84 39
150 A magician never reveals his secrets” is not a valid defense son 1.5226 0.03868 310 181 96 33
151 I knew Harry Houdini. Sir, you are no Harry Houdini! 1.5215 0.04176 303 187 74 42
152 I do magic also. I can make you disappear for 5 to 10 years. 1.5215 0.03989 303 180 88 35
153 I'M the only one that makes charges disappear around here. 1.5208 0.03968 265 149 94 22
154 Now, this time can you point to who did it without them vanishing? 1.5197 0.03980 304 181 88 35
155 No! You may not ask for a volunteer from the courtroom. 1.5197 0.04007 304 182 86 36
156 For the record, that was not my card. 1.5186 0.04041 295 176 85 34
157 Stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.5184 0.03916 299 175 93 31
158 It's only magic if you put her back together after you cut her in half! 1.5180 0.03970 305 182 88 35
159 Please stop referring to the State's counsel as your beautiful assistant 1.5171 0.04352 292 185 63 44
160 You will let council do the misdirection. 1.5171 0.04158 292 178 77 37
161 A little less hocus pocus and a little more habeas corpus! 1.5169 0.04171 296 182 75 39
162 Please stop referring to counsel as 'my lovely assistant'" 1.5169 0.04088 296 179 81 36
163 Remove that ridiculous looking bow tie! 1.5157 0.04355 287 181 64 42
164 If one more prosecutor disappears, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.5157 0.04184 287 175 76 36
165 Young man, you'll find that I too have a few tricks up my sleeve. 1.5157 0.04096 287 172 82 33
166 The witness will refrain from making the jury disappear! 1.5154 0.04204 293 181 73 39
167 Again, sir, it’s not “just a magic trick” if you don’t return the wallet. 1.5154 0.04062 293 176 83 34
168 Where were you the night you disappeared? 1.5154 0.04176 293 180 75 38
169 I told you, this is not a formal hearing. 1.5140 0.04224 286 176 73 37
170 You stick to the hocus-pocus. I'll handle the mumbo-jumbo. 1.5138 0.04265 290 181 69 40
171 When I said to wipe that silly grin off your face, I didn't mean it literally! 1.5125 0.04251 281 173 72 36
172 I don’t care if there is a rabbit in there . Take it off 1.5125 0.04251 281 173 72 36
173 If you think you are going to make these charges disappear, think again. 1.5122 0.04126 287 174 79 34
174 Sir, there is no such thing as a magician-rabbit privilege. 1.5108 0.04194 278 169 76 33
175 Oh, yeah? Well, I can make YOU disappear for 7-to-10 years! 1.5107 0.04203 280 171 75 34
176 The court suspects you're concealing something. 1.5106 0.04058 282 168 84 30
177 I will not have you turn this courtroom into a circus! 1.5106 0.04119 282 170 80 32
178 You make that mouth reappear NOW! 1.5106 0.04180 282 172 76 34
179 Watch and be amazed at how i can make you disappear for twenty years. 1.5106 0.04158 284 173 77 34
180 I'm thinking of a number too - 20 years. 1.5091 0.04383 275 173 64 38
181 The defendant will make the prosecuting attorney reappear THIS INSTANT!!! 1.5091 0.04165 275 166 78 31
182 Wipe that innocent look off of your face and give me back my gavel! 1.5091 0.04165 275 166 78 31
183 I'll allow it, but we use my deck of cards. 1.5075 0.04009 268 156 88 24
184 Quit asking the jury for volunteers. 1.5072 0.04090 276 165 82 29
185 Let me remind you, that rabbit is still under oath. 1.5056 0.04123 267 159 81 27
186 Can you explain how Exhibit A got behind counsel’s ear? 1.5055 0.04252 273 168 72 33
187 The court will acknowledge that magic exists. Now, on the count of three, I want to see the prosecutor restored to his original form! 1.5055 0.04123 273 164 80 29
188 It's habeas corpus you idiot, not hocus pocus. 1.5019 0.04364 261 162 67 32
189 Alakazam. Alakazort. That will be 30 days for contempt of court! 1.5019 0.04121 261 155 81 25
190 What do you mean the evidence just disappeared? 1.5019 0.04296 261 160 71 30
191 'I'll remind the defendant that 'turning tricks' is a crime even when dressed as a magician. 1.5019 0.04406 263 165 64 34
192 OK. You made your point. Now bring back the court reporter. 1.5019 0.03970 265 154 89 22
193 Did you just pull that answer out of your hat ? 1.5000 0.04156 258 154 79 25
194 Please raise your sleight hand. 1.5000 0.04402 258 161 65 32
195 Mr. Kushner, No matter what the President has said, YOU ARE NOT A MAGICIAN 1.5000 0.04385 262 164 65 33
196 Just answer the question: what happened to the rabbit? 1.5000 0.04333 258 159 69 30
197 Answer her question right now or watch me and my gavel make you and your wand magically disappear for a long, long time. 1.5000 0.04156 258 154 79 25
198 You can't just keep saying 'magic' every time the prosecution asks how you did something! 1.5000 0.04559 266 173 53 40
199 Yes, Mr. Findlay, you must answer the question. “Where is the rabbit?” 1.5000 0.05688 146 89 41 16
200 And how may I ask, does ten million dollars just disappear? 1.5000 0.04119 258 153 81 24
201 Stop saying you made the guy disappear! It’s called MURDER!! 1.5000 0.04215 262 159 75 28
202 Listen, "Mr. Razmatazz," there are plenty more juries where that one came from. 1.5000 0.04333 258 159 69 30
203 Seriously. Make my gavel come back. 1.5000 0.04385 262 164 65 33
204 I'd thank you to stop referring to your lawyer as your "lovely assistant" 1.5000 0.04263 258 157 73 28
205 You better have something up your sleeve besides your arm. 1.5000 0.04418 262 165 63 34
206 Mr. Johnson, we CAN see you, you AREN'T invisible, and you DO have to answer the question. 1.4981 0.04355 259 161 67 31
207 My gavel will reappear in five seconds or you’re in contempt. 1.4981 0.04286 259 159 71 29
208 For you, orange is the new black. 1.4981 0.04457 259 164 61 34
209 The witness will cease referring to counsel as "my lovely assistant." 1.4981 0.04557 259 167 55 37
210 Half a woman is still evidence of a crime. 1.4980 0.04325 253 155 70 28
211 What do you mean, you "get paid to make people disappear; no big deal"? 1.4980 0.04252 253 153 74 26
212 Only I can make the charges disappear! 1.4980 0.04361 253 156 68 29
213 Well, I'll tell you what, I'm going to put you in a box and give you ten to fifteen to figure our how to get out of it. 1.4980 0.04466 245 152 64 29
214 I agree he was annoying, but making opposing counsel disappear was not cool. 1.4939 0.04250 247 149 74 24
215 Just bring back the jury so we can proceed. 1.4939 0.04429 245 152 65 28
216 My gavel sir. Bring it back NOW! 1.4938 0.04456 243 151 64 28
217 For the last time, the evidence is NOT behind my ear! 1.4936 0.04528 235 146 62 27
218 So you insist your wife just vanished , as if by magic 1.4928 0.04587 207 124 64 19
219 We call “making witnesses disappear” “obstruction of justice”. 1.4919 0.04415 246 153 65 28
220 When we said "business attire", we did not refer to your specific occupation... 1.4919 0.04415 246 153 65 28
221 You are ordered to make the prosecution's briefs reappear, and my pants as well! 1.4917 0.04535 240 151 60 29
222 For the last time, she's the DA, not your "lovely assistant." 1.4897 0.04568 243 155 57 31
223 How about I make YOU disappear? 1.4896 0.04326 241 147 70 24
224 The court must hear what you did with her other half. 1.4895 0.04549 239 151 59 29
225 What do you mean she just "disappeared?" 1.4895 0.04392 239 147 67 25
226 And where's my gavel? 1.4895 0.04549 239 151 59 29
227 If another juror disappears, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.4893 0.04306 233 140 72 21
228 You can't have an "off day" when you're sawing women in half! 1.4893 0.04677 233 149 54 30
229 No, we have not been a wonderful audience! 1.4890 0.04475 227 139 65 23
230 If you make the prosecutor disappear one more time, I’m holding you in contempt! 1.4875 0.04133 240 142 79 19
231 but seriously, where's my gavel? 1.4875 0.04418 240 149 65 26
232 the REAL magic happens at sentencing 1.4873 0.04224 236 141 75 20
233 Let's try to answer this time without the doves. 1.4872 0.04542 234 147 60 27
234 Just to remind you, it's the attorney's job to pull the rabbit out of the hat. 1.4872 0.04501 234 146 62 26
235 You just sawed a real live woman in two and you're defense is it worked on You Tube? 1.4872 0.04778 234 153 48 33
236 How'd you like to disappear for ten to twenty years? 1.4870 0.04432 230 141 66 23
237 Stop it with that wand. We have lawyers to make evidence appear and disappear. 1.4848 0.04375 231 141 68 22
238 Just answer the question...and no, I don't want to pick a card. 1.4848 0.04460 231 143 64 24
239 Don't abracadabra me, Mister! 1.4848 0.04825 231 152 46 33
240 You’re telling the court you had nothing to do with your wife’s disappearance? 1.4848 0.04332 231 140 70 21
241 Outbursts of "Abracadabra -No Collusion!" will NOT be tolerated in my court! 1.4848 0.04746 231 150 50 31
242 So tax returns are now part of your disappearing act? 1.4848 0.04418 231 142 66 23
243 Answer the question! Did you or did you not make Mr. Trump's IRS records disappear? 1.4846 0.04687 227 145 54 28
244 All right, where's the jury!? 1.4846 0.04341 227 137 70 20
245 If you disappear again you will be held in contempt 1.4831 0.04350 236 145 68 23
246 No! The court does not wish to see you pull a new defense attorney out of your hat! 1.4830 0.05740 147 93 37 17
247 You make that jury reappear right this instant. 1.4826 0.04257 230 138 73 19
248 No it’s not a trick question. 1.4826 0.04516 230 144 61 25
249 No Mr. Barr, you can't make a subpoena disappear. 1.4826 0.04722 230 149 51 30
250 You’re only getting 5 years for the murder. The rest of your life sentence is for being a magician. 1.4823 0.04826 226 148 47 31
251 Stop taking the cuffs off! 1.4821 0.04691 224 143 54 27
252 Objection sustained! The witness will refrain from making the evidence vanish. 1.4820 0.04679 222 141 55 26
253 How much you wanna bet you can’t make the cell bars disappear? 1.4805 0.04460 231 144 63 24
254 Sir, if you make my gavel disappear one more time I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.4802 0.04560 227 143 59 25
255 If you make me disappear one more time, I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.4802 0.04517 227 142 61 24
256 Produce the rabbit or you're in contempt 1.4802 0.04473 227 141 63 23
257 No, you may not ask for a volunteer from the audience. 1.4800 0.04413 225 138 66 21
258 Voila is not an acceptable answer. 1.4798 0.04441 223 137 65 21
259 And for my next act, I'll make your freedom disappear. 1.4781 0.04371 228 140 67 21
260 For the last time sir, I will not ‘pick a card’! 1.4775 0.04722 222 143 52 27
261 When I said wipe that smile off your face, I didn't mean literally. 1.4775 0.04635 222 141 56 25
262 No, you may not select an assistant from the audience! 1.4775 0.04678 222 142 54 26
263 Witness will answer the question, and return counsel's watch. 1.4775 0.04765 222 144 50 28
264 Make the prosecutor reappear, or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.4775 0.04455 222 137 64 21
265 Sir, you're charged with Collusion, not Illusion! 1.4775 0.04678 222 142 54 26
266 I do the magic in this courtroom. 1.4775 0.04591 222 140 58 24
267 And can you see that rabbit anywhere in this room? 1.4771 0.04224 218 129 74 15
268 Presto! You're in contempt! 1.4771 0.04371 218 132 68 18
269 The witness is admonished to leave the misdirection and sleight of hand to his capable counsel. 1.4769 0.04730 216 138 53 25
270 If one more witness disappears... 1.4766 0.04378 214 129 68 17
271 The money just went poof is not an answer. 1.4766 0.04378 214 129 68 17
272 You can't just 'appear.' You have to testify. 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
273 Around here, I'm the one who makes witnesses appear. 1.4766 0.04428 214 130 66 18
274 For the last time, you can not ask for a volunteer from the audience! 1.4749 0.04681 219 140 54 25
275 No, you can't have a volunteer from the audience help you with your testimony." 1.4747 0.04758 217 140 51 26
276 Can you guess the sentence I'm thinking of? 1.4744 0.04606 215 135 58 22
277 How many times do I have to lock you up before you learn to stay there? 1.4737 0.04653 209 131 57 21
278 It's still tampering with evidence if you make it disappear. 1.4720 0.04525 214 133 61 20
279 You bring them back! I'm the one who clears the courtroom around here! 1.4720 0.04898 214 141 45 28
280 Will you stop making my gavel disappear! 1.4720 0.04377 214 130 67 17
281 I am holding you in contempt until you make the plaintiff reappear 1.4720 0.04668 214 136 55 23
282 Making your mouth disappear is not the same as pleading the 5th. 1.4717 0.04841 212 138 48 26
283 And I can make YOU disappear. 1.4714 0.04636 210 132 57 21
284 The court orders you to produce both halves of your alibi. 1.4714 0.05863 140 90 34 16
285 What did you think would happen when you cut a person in half? 1.4714 0.04537 210 130 61 19
286 You realize that sawing a lady in half is a felony in New York! 1.4714 0.04587 210 131 59 20
287 Nice try but jury tampering definitely includes making them disappear 1.4714 0.04435 210 128 65 17
288 We all know the jury was here a minute ago. 1.4714 0.04587 210 131 59 20
289 The prosecution has four-hundred witnesses to your sawing your wife's body in two - and they have all disappeared!? 1.4714 0.04829 210 136 49 25
290 Evidence in this case seems to be disappearing. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you...? 1.4709 0.04547 206 127 61 18
291 Answer the question! Where were you the night your wife disappeared? 1.4695 0.04731 213 137 52 24
292 The Magician’s Code is not a recognized privilege in this jurisdiction. 1.4692 0.04420 211 129 65 17
293 Just answer the question without saying "Et Voilà!" every damn time! 1.4692 0.04619 211 133 57 21
294 Sorry, magic does not validate alternative facts. 1.4692 0.04764 211 136 51 24
295 You damn well better have nothing up your sleeve! 1.4692 0.04420 211 129 65 17
296 I’m going to need you to bring the jury back from wherever you made them disappear to. 1.4689 0.04845 209 136 48 25
297 No, she will not get into the box. 1.4689 0.04797 209 135 50 24
298 The witness will refrain from producing further evidence from out of his hat! 1.4686 0.04684 207 131 55 21
299 The jury was sitting in this courtroom five minutes ago. 1.4683 0.04867 205 133 48 24
300 Now make the District Attorney RE-appear! 1.4683 0.04666 205 129 56 20
301 If you don't make my gavel reappear right now, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
302 I order you to make the jury reappear. 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
303 I'll remind the witness that this a court of law, not the White House, and in here you can't make facts disappear! 1.4683 0.05012 205 136 42 27
304 If you can make a jury disappear, you can damn well make it reappear. 1.4683 0.04666 205 129 56 20
305 What do you know about the disappearance of the key witness? 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
306 But your wife never reappeared! 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
307 Please refrain from describing your relationship to the defendant as ' magical ' . 1.4683 0.04402 205 124 66 15
308 That gavel better be coming out from behind my ear 1.4680 0.04699 203 128 55 20
309 Pick a sentence, any sentence. 1.4680 0.04902 203 132 47 24
310 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not acceptable testimony. 1.4680 0.04699 203 128 55 20
311 Answer the question! Where is the other half of that lady? 1.4677 0.04938 201 131 46 24
312 You think after this, you can make my ex-wife disappear? 1.4677 0.04837 201 129 50 22
313 The appropriate response is, "I plead the fifth," not "a magician never reveals his secrets." 1.4677 0.04626 201 125 58 18
314 For the last time, the Magician's Code does not apply to money laundering. 1.4673 0.04493 199 121 63 15
315 The witness shall refrain from deception. 1.4660 0.04598 206 129 58 19
316 And were you wearing that hat on the night the rabbit disappeared? 1.4660 0.04848 206 134 48 24
317 just answer the question, when did you last see the rabbit? 1.4657 0.04681 204 129 55 20
318 Bring back that exhibit! 1.4657 0.04784 204 131 51 22
319 You made the tax returns disappear and then what? 1.4653 0.04609 202 126 58 18
320 The question was, when was the last time that you sawed her? 1.4653 0.04767 202 129 52 21
321 You cannot plea the Fifth Dimension. 1.4653 0.04555 202 125 60 17
322 Don't care if it's a bad hare day. Hat off! 1.4653 0.04767 202 129 52 21
323 I didn't like that attorney, either, but bring him back! 1.4650 0.04749 200 127 53 20
324 And these witnesses will testify you were locked in the box at the time of the murder? 1.4643 0.04653 196 122 57 17
325 For the last time, sir, the Fifth Amendment does not cover ‘magician’s secrets.’ 1.4643 0.04653 196 122 57 17
326 And I suppose your DNA just magically appeared at the crime scene? 1.4643 0.04539 196 120 61 15
327 Just because the legs can still move does not mean it isn't homicide. 1.4627 0.04783 201 129 51 21
328 Where IS her other half? 1.4627 0.04783 201 129 51 21
329 She's your attorney, not your 'lovely assistant.' 1.4627 0.04937 201 132 45 24
330 I won’t warn you again. Make the jury reappear! 1.4627 0.04624 201 126 57 18
331 Answer the question. Is there a rabbit in your hat? 1.4627 0.04886 201 131 47 23
332 Just one rabbit, and you're in contempt, mister. 1.4627 0.04624 201 126 57 18
333 What do you mean the evidence disappeared? 1.4623 0.04765 199 127 52 20
334 Remember you are under oath, Now tell me how you knew that was my card! 1.4619 0.04691 197 124 55 18
335 Stop referring to her as 'My lovely Assistant D.A.'! 1.4615 0.04612 195 121 58 16
336 For MY next trick, you disappear for Fifteen to Life! Now where’s my gavel? 1.4611 0.04760 193 122 53 18
337 Well... Make the gavel reappear! 1.4600 0.04694 200 127 54 19
338 Don't bother. You are the very definition of flight risk. 1.4592 0.04537 196 121 60 15
339 Make your mouth reappear, dammit! 1.4588 0.04962 194 127 45 22
340 We'll have none of your magic in my court. Turn her back into an old white man. 1.4588 0.04853 194 125 49 20
341 While I have you, do you do bar mitzvahs? 1.4583 0.05263 168 109 41 18
342 I'm sorry, but 'I never reveal my secrets' is not an acceptable response to counsel's question. 1.4583 0.04719 192 121 54 17
343 Overruled. The witness will reveal his secret. 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
344 Stop referring to your attorney as 'my lovely assistant'! 1.4583 0.04776 192 122 52 18
345 You expect us to believe she just vanished into thin air? 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
346 Can you pull an alibi out of that hat? 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
347 If I don't get to wear a wig, you don't get to wear a tophat! 1.4583 0.05054 192 127 42 23
348 I’ll hold you in contempt if you don’t tell her where the rabbit is. 1.4583 0.04833 192 123 50 19
349 Yeah? Well, I’m thinking of a sentence from one to five! 1.4583 0.04945 192 125 46 21
350 Answer the question or I will make you disappear for a very long time. 1.4583 0.04542 192 118 60 14
351 I must remind you that it is I who can truly make you go away. 1.4574 0.04483 188 114 62 12
352 Yes, you’re responsible for both halves. 1.4574 0.04608 188 116 58 14
353 The witness is ordered to make himself reappear at 2 PM to continue his testimony. 1.4574 0.04546 188 115 60 13
354 No witnesses? Why, the entire audience saw you cut her in half! 1.4574 0.05022 188 123 44 21
355 Enough! You're deliberately being illusive 1.4569 0.04957 197 130 44 23
356 How did that wand get past security? 1.4555 0.04735 191 121 53 17
357 Granted it's not much of a trick, but if you turn one more lawyer into a snake... 1.4555 0.05018 191 126 43 22
358 When I say "order", you should not respond with "Martini, please". 1.4545 0.04983 187 122 45 20
359 Yes, we all agree it was a good trick. But I need my gavel back. 1.4531 0.04831 192 124 49 19
360 Now, watch me turn you into a convicted felon! 1.4516 0.04763 186 118 52 16
361 I don't care what might come out of it; you take your hat off in here! 1.4511 0.04737 184 116 53 15
362 No, you may not have a volunteer from the audience for your next bit of testimony. 1.4511 0.04799 184 117 51 16
363 How about making my gavel reappear? 1.4505 0.04709 182 114 54 14
364 I'm holding you in contempt of court unless you make the jury re-appear. 1.4505 0.04836 182 116 50 16
365 You can't simply make these charges disappear. 1.4505 0.04836 182 116 50 16
366 It will be easier for you if you just tell us what you did to the rabbit! 1.4505 0.04899 182 117 48 17
367 I can make you disappear for 3 to 5 years! 1.4505 0.05081 182 120 42 20
368 You’re up to your old tricks again! 1.4505 0.04960 182 118 46 18
369 Fine. We’ll subpoena the rabbit then. 1.4500 0.05183 180 120 39 21
370 You were supoenaed! No one expected you to actually appear! 1.4500 0.04874 180 115 49 16
371 Just answer the question: Where were you when the rabbit died? 1.4500 0.05242 180 121 37 22
372 When I ordered you to appear in court, I didn't mean in a sudden puff of smoke! 1.4500 0.04874 180 115 49 16
373 Hope you can pull a plea bargain out of that hat! 1.4486 0.04780 185 118 51 16
374 On the count of three you will disappear for five to ten 1.4486 0.05019 185 122 43 20
375 You bring my gavel back this instant! 1.4481 0.05000 183 120 44 19
376 Go ahead—pick any number between 25 years and life. 1.4481 0.05000 183 120 44 19
377 You'll "abracadabra" my gavel back, now! 1.4481 0.04939 183 119 46 18
378 OK, wise guy, what did you do with the Bible ? 1.4469 0.04827 179 114 50 15
379 Could the witness please stop making the evidence disappear 1.4469 0.04628 179 111 56 12
380 Okay, 'Houdini'! Let's see how fast you can make a contempt of court charge disappear. 1.4469 0.04892 179 115 48 16
381 So, how did you get into USC? 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
382 And you will stop addressing counsel as "My lovely assistant." 1.4463 0.04931 177 114 47 16
383 Did you really just say "I heard it was a formal hearing"? 1.4463 0.05059 177 116 43 18
384 We know you made her disappear. Just tell us where you hid the body! 1.4463 0.05307 177 120 35 22
385 Ok, now that you’ve split the jury...would you mind putting them back together again? 1.4463 0.04996 177 115 45 17
386 Change Mr. Dershowitz back so we can get on with this witch hunt. 1.4451 0.05350 164 109 37 18
387 The evidence in this case couldn't have just vanished. 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
388 Where were you on the night of her disappearance?" 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
389 I think we'd all like to see you get out of this one. 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
390 I don't care what's in the hat, take it off! 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
391 I'll decide if the rabbit is relevant to this case! 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
392 One more dove and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.4451 0.04806 173 109 51 13
393 Make the jury reappear, or I'm holding you in contempt." 1.4451 0.04736 173 108 53 12
394 You can wave that wand all you want, it won't make the charges against you disappear. 1.4451 0.04806 173 109 51 13
395 Answer the question. There is no magician-assistant privilege. 1.4451 0.04944 173 111 47 15
396 In my courtroom, it’s ‘I plead the fifth,’ not ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’. 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
397 Well then tell the court where BOTH halves of her are buried 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
398 Stop putting on a show for the jury. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
399 Make the jury reappear AT ONCE! 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
400 The court orders you to make your mouth reappear! 1.4451 0.05078 173 113 43 17
401 No! You may NOT use a 'Get out of Jail Free' card. 1.4451 0.05144 173 114 41 18
402 The witness is reminded that the truth is NOT an illusion. 1.4451 0.04736 173 108 53 12
403 Your public defender is Ms. Williams, not your ‘lovely assistant.’ 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
404 Answer her question—where did you hide the bunny 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
405 No, the charges have not disappeared. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
406 Answer the question or I'm going to make YOU disappear! 1.4451 0.05078 173 113 43 17
407 If anyone else disappears, I'm charging you with contempt! 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
408 You can’t ask for a volunteer from the jury. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
409 My gavel trumps your wand, Mr. Kushner. Now answer her question! 1.4419 0.05097 172 113 42 17
410 Put that smile back on your face and return the jury and my gavel immediately! 1.4419 0.04823 172 109 50 13
411 Young man, if you think you can wave a wand and change the facts, leave that to a Republican. 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
412 Sawing a woman in half is only a 'magic trick' if you put her back together afterward." 1.4412 0.04862 170 108 49 13
413 One of two things is about to reappear: my gavel or your handcuffs. 1.4412 0.04642 170 105 55 10
414 Where did you hide half of the body? 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
415 Where is the bunny. 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
416 OK, mister smart guy, answer the court's question: "What did you really do with the Trump tax records?" 1.4405 0.05387 168 114 34 20
417 Remember, you are under oath. Now, where’s my gavel?! 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
418 What's this behind your ear? A conviction. 1.4405 0.05253 168 112 38 18
419 No, she does not have to say the magic word for your testimony! 1.4405 0.05045 168 109 44 15
420 Just pick one! you can't say Now you see it -now you don't 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
421 No...the prosecuting attorney will NOT pick a card! 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
422 Sir, please refrain from saying “ta-da!” after every crime scene photo. 1.4405 0.05115 168 110 42 16
423 Watch you pull Exhibit 'A' out of where? 1.4405 0.05387 168 114 34 20
424 For the last time, you can't plead, "No illusion!" 1.4405 0.05184 168 111 40 17
425 Please address me as "Sir" or "Your Honor," not "Your Imperial Wizardness. 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
426 I will not allow you to turn this court into a three ring circus. 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
427 I'm telling you for the last time, there's no such thing as magician client privilege. 1.4405 0.04828 168 106 50 12
428 You look less like Houdini and more like who done it. 1.4386 0.05315 171 116 35 20
429 The witness will not misdirect. 1.4386 0.04980 171 111 45 15
430 Well if no prison can hold you, I guess you’re getting the chair. 1.4383 0.05176 162 106 41 15
431 If you think you can make me disappear, THINK AGAIN! 1.4379 0.04807 169 107 50 12
432 Don't 'And presto!' me. Where did you put his tax returns? 1.4379 0.04951 169 109 46 14
433 You had better make the jury reappear, and pronto! 1.4371 0.04771 167 105 51 11
434 Where did your mouth go? And does that trick work on lawyers? 1.4371 0.05204 167 111 39 17
435 For the last time, we will not admit the rabbit in your hat as a witness 1.4371 0.04992 167 108 45 14
436 The top half of your assistant has already testified that you did use a real saw. 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
437 You are a magician not the President. You can’t make a subpoena disappear. 1.4356 0.05367 163 110 35 18
438 For the last time, Harry, Night Court has been cancelled. 1.4356 0.05077 163 106 43 14
439 No, you can't wave your wand and make the charges disappear. 1.4348 0.04889 161 102 48 11
440 What gavel? Don't give me 'what gavel? 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
441 Stop trying to make your charges disappear. 1.4348 0.05121 161 105 42 14
442 Abracadabra, my ass. Put the jury back. 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
443 I’ve had enough of your tricks! 1.4340 0.05243 159 105 39 15
444 Up to your old tricks again, Harry? 1.4337 0.05294 166 112 36 18
445 Whan I said, "wipe that smile off your face", I didn't mean it literally! 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
446 She said no! It doesn't matter if you put her back in one piece. 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
447 Har, har. Ok, where's the Bible? 1.4329 0.04903 164 105 47 12
448 Where's my gavel? 1.4329 0.05271 164 110 37 17
449 If you pull my gavel out of my ear one more time you're going to be pulling that wand out of you know where! 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
450 Do you know you're making this very hard for yourself, Senator?" 1.4329 0.05271 164 110 37 17
451 I'll remind you you're under oath! Where did the rabbit go? 1.4329 0.05127 164 108 41 15
452 I will hold you in contempt if you refer to madam prosecutor as "my lovely assistant" one more time ! 1.4329 0.04903 164 105 47 12
453 You know that I could make YOU disappear for a few years 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
454 The only illusion I want to see here today is justice being served. 1.4329 0.05127 164 108 41 15
455 No, Sir, the truth is not just an illusion. 1.4329 0.05341 164 111 35 18
456 I don’t care if you have a birthday party to get to! 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
457 It is not a trick question! 1.4312 0.04660 160 99 53 8
458 Why don’t YOU think of a number between 15 and 20! 1.4312 0.04907 160 102 47 11
459 And if you commit perjury, I'll make you disappear fo 30 days. 1.4312 0.04986 160 103 45 12
460 'It was magical' is NOT a defense! 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
461 I can make you disappear for ten to twenty years. 1.4312 0.04907 160 102 47 11
462 May I remind you that sawing a woman in half is a serious crime! 1.4312 0.04986 160 103 45 12
463 Listen, MagicMan, you'd better pull my gavel out of that hat. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
464 I would like to advise the court that one half of the defendant is not yet present. 1.4304 0.05108 158 103 42 13
465 You can’t handle the poof! 1.4304 0.05415 158 107 34 17
466 If I wanted a magician, I would have hired you to make the president disappear. 1.4304 0.05264 158 105 38 15
467 It is not incumbent upon this court to know where the handkerchief went! 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
468 Show us again how you made your wife disappear? 1.4295 0.05312 156 104 37 15
469 You want the poof? You can’t handle the poof! 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
470 You are ordered to make my pants reappear! 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
471 It's only a trick if you put the bodies back together too. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
472 For the last time, I'm the one here who makes people go away." 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
473 I assure you sir, turning the prosecutor into a frog will only make your situation worse. 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
474 I don't know what you have up your sleeve, but I don't like it. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
475 You have to answer yes or no. Not "presto chango." 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
476 For the last time, sir, it was the 6 of clubs. 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
477 We know my gavel is in your sleeve, just give it back. 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
478 If you've got a rabbit, now would be the time to pull it out of your hat. 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
479 You can’t just pull an alibi out of your hat! 1.4295 0.04907 156 99 47 10
480 Just answer the question - when was the last time you saw the rabbit? 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
481 It's trial by jury - not conjury. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
482 For your next trick, I suggest you pull an alibi out of your hat. 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
483 For the last time, is there anything up your sleeve? 1.4277 0.05005 159 103 44 12
484 Witness will refrain from giving us the usual song and dance. 1.4277 0.05083 159 104 42 13
485 What have you got up your sleeve? 1.4277 0.05083 159 104 42 13
486 Young man, you have exactly 10 seconds to make my gavel reappear. 1.4277 0.05005 159 103 44 12
487 No, you may not take a volunteer from the jury and have them disappear. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
488 No, you can't conjure up new evidence. 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
489 Answer the questions or two to four years of your life will magically disappear. 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
490 If you make one more witness disappear, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4238 0.05594 151 104 30 17
491 Bring back the Rabbit 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
492 If one more prosecutor disappears, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4238 0.05011 151 97 44 10
493 For the last time, make the gavel reappear. 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
494 I won't say this again -- make the District Attorney reappear NOW! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
495 Answer the question ! Where's the other half of her client? 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
496 I order you to bring back my witness! 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
497 Please stand and raise your sleight of hand. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
498 I warned you, no disappearing acts. Now bring that lawyer back! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
499 I don't care if there's a rabbit under it, you cannot wear a hat in my court. 1.4238 0.04832 151 95 48 8
500 If you can't get them back together then you must stop sawing them in half! 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
501 You are forbidden to address counsel as your lovely assistant 1.4238 0.05011 151 97 44 10
502 I instruct the witness to make his mouth reappear and answer the question... 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
503 Please refrain from adding 'presto-chango' to every response during your testimony. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
504 I need to see if there's anything up your sleeves! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
505 I am ordering you to make the other attorney reappear! 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
506 This court is losing patience – bring back the DA immediately! 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
507 I don’t care if you are the President’s tax attorney.” 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
508 Nice trick. Now transform us all back into rabbits. 1.4236 0.05879 144 101 25 18
509 I will repeat the question. After realizing the victim was literally cut in half, is it true your only response was to say 'oops'? 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
510 No! court will not take a recess so you can work little Jimmy's birthday party! 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
511 Are you free for my kid's birthday? 1.4228 0.05144 149 97 41 11
512 Okay, you've established your expertise. Now turn the dove back into a gavel. 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
513 The witness will confine his remarks to magic, generally, without distinction as to black or white. 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
514 Stop pulling quarters out of my ear! 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
515 For your next trick, the evidence better reappear. 1.4221 0.04943 154 99 45 10
516 Look here young man; Don’t lie to the government, they can really make you disappear. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
517 The next time you appear in my courtroom, I'd appreciate it if you'd use the door! 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
518 That was NOT my card and now I have no choice but to find you in contempt. 1.4221 0.05028 154 100 43 11
519 I never want to see you disappear in my court again. 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
520 Making someone disappear on stage is magic, but finding their body in a ravine is homicide! 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
521 The magic word is "oath". 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
522 Don’t play that card on me! 1.4221 0.04943 154 99 45 10
523 I sentence you to be chained, handcuffed, and placed inside an ordinary milk can, which is to be filled with water. 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
524 This is the third time your assistant failed to appear. 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
525 Invisible ink is still legally binding! 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
526 'Rabbit or no rabbit, you will remove your hat!' 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
527 The missing evidence had better not turn up behind my ear again! 1.4200 0.05030 150 97 43 10
528 Make my gavel reappear immediately! 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
529 Now's the time to bring back my gavel. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
530 Are you responsible for the lack of corpus delicti?! 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
531 It's obviously under your hat—now for the last time, give it back. 1.4200 0.04940 150 96 45 9
532 Sir, make your mouth reappear this very instant. 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
533 Sir, you can’t just make the other witnesses disappear. 1.4200 0.05030 150 97 43 10
534 Sir, this is your last warning. Stop offering to show the prosecution your wand. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
535 Let the record reflect that the witness has identified the six of spades as indeed the card she’d had in her hand the whole time. 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
536 Pick a number between ten and thirty-five! 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
537 I don't care if there IS a rabbit in there, NO ONE wears a hat in my courtroom! 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
538 Congressional subpoenas don't just 'magicaly' disappear, Sir. 1.4189 0.05340 148 99 36 13
539 No, I don't want to see my gavel come out of my ear! 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
540 Just answer the question: Have you ever sawn this woman before? 1.4189 0.05754 148 104 26 18
541 No, I have never met you before nor do I know you. Now answer the question! 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
542 Now just a moment: You claim that Trump ordered you to magically remove your mouth so that you cannot testify? 1.4172 0.05743 151 107 25 19
543 Where did my gavel go? 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
544 I don't care who you are, removing your hat is required. 1.4167 0.05353 144 96 36 12
545 And for MY next trick, I can make YOU disappear for about 7-10 years! 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
546 You may have misunderstood what a formal statement is. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
547 Now let's see you make the jury reappear. 1.4167 0.05168 144 94 40 10
548 Only William Barr can make your indictment disappear. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
549 Answer the question - is that your card? 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
550 The gavel is mightier than the wand! 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
551 For the last time, leave the trickery and illusions to you lawyer. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
552 The witness will answer the question without the help of a volunteer. 1.4161 0.04865 149 95 46 8
553 I don't care if a T-Rex is under there - no hats in my courtroom. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
554 Can the defendant please refrain from making another prosecutor disappear?! 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
555 You are not fooling anyone...no one believes that wand made six million dollars disappear ! 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
556 I suppose we’ll have to call for a mistrial now that our star witness has mysteriously disappeared.” 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
557 Look. Your attorney is NOT your 'lovely assistant'. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
558 Before you proceed, we'll need to swear in your rabbit. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
559 Sir, this is your last warning about "pulling an answer out of your hat." 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
560 When we say we're formally charging you, it doesn't mean wear a tuxedo and bring your credit card. 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
561 Listen, I’ll have none of your tricks in my courtroom. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
562 This is your last warning...stop trying to make the prosecuting attorney disappear. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
563 Sir, you must answer her question or be held in contempt! How DID you get that rabbit into your hat?! 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
564 No, you may not demonstrate your alleged magical skills by cutting the prosecuting attorney in two. 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
565 ...And I really don't care if you're late for the opera! 1.4161 0.05561 149 103 30 16
566 For the last time, rabbits are hare-say evidence! 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
567 I order you to make the evidence re-appear. Now! 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
568 A magician ‘never reveals his secrets’ is not a sufficient alibi. 1.4161 0.04958 149 96 44 9
569 And this is family court, not a hall of mirrors, hocus-pocus only works at the federal level. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
570 Alright wise guy! Where's my gavel? 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
571 You better turn me back into a woman presto, or you're in contempt. 1.4161 0.05722 149 105 26 18
572 Address the District Attorney one more time as My Lovely Assistant and see where that gets you! 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
573 Yes, we understand your wife disappeared. That's why we are here. The question is, where did she disappear TO? 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
574 Poof she’s gone, is no defense. 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
575 No Sir, you may not pull an alibi out of your hat! 1.4161 0.04958 149 96 44 9
576 I don't care what's in it, that hat is coming off in my courtroom! 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
577 All the evidence has disappeared, and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it? 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
578 Either make the plaintiff reappear or I will find you in contempt! 1.4161 0.05348 137 90 37 10
579 You are trying the court’s patience, sir! And rekindling the court’s childlike sense of wonder! 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
580 I want you to make the prosecuting attorney reappear immediately! 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
581 The witness will answer the question—how did you do that? 1.4150 0.04907 147 94 45 8
582 Frankly, we don't care if you have anything up your sleeve. Just answer the damn question... 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
583 Put your mouth back and answer the question. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
584 No we don't read minds, now answer the question. 1.4150 0.05698 147 103 27 17
585 No, you may NOT address the DA as your 'lovely assistant.' 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
586 I'll thank you to leave the legal hocus pocus to us professionals. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
587 You pulled a rabbit out of WHAT? 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
588 And before you start, the Magicians’ Code only holds up in civil court. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
589 She wants her quarter back. Is that so hard? 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
590 I don't care if the rabbit will be unhappy! Take off your hat. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
591 For the last time, that was NOT a trick question. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
592 There will be no smoke and no mirrors in this courtroom. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
593 For the last time, when did you last see the rabbit before it disappeared?!?! 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
594 I’ll tell you one last time to stop calling the D.A. my ‘lovely assistant.’ 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
595 Make Exhibit A reappear, or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
596 Okay Mr. Abra Cadabra....where is my gavel? 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
597 Stop saying they're trick questions! 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
598 For the last time. You might call it misdirection, but I call it perjury. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
599 I already told you, you can't just make the lawyer disappear. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
600 Answer the question! And return prosecutor Smith to a white male! 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
601 Mr. Teller, you have to speak up. 1.4150 0.05616 147 102 29 16
602 I don't care if it's part of the outfit. Hats off in my courtroom. 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
603 Either you bring back the DA or I'm holding you in contempt. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
604 Just answer the question or I turn you into a criminal. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
605 What do you mean the witness disappeared?! 1.4150 0.04907 147 94 45 8
606 You've got a lot of nerve objecting to trick questions. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
607 You should have perfected the trick *before* you put your beautiful assistant in there. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
608 I will consider any evidence from your hat, pockets or behind my ear inadmissible, is that clear? 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
609 You expect this court to believe “She disappeared” is the whole truth? 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
610 Making your mouth disappear, Sir, is not going to stop you from telling the whole truth about Trump’s crimes. 1.4150 0.05779 147 104 25 18
611 For the last time, you may not ask for help from your lovely assistant. 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
612 By the way, are you available next month for a birthday party? 1.4130 0.05115 138 89 41 8
613 The magician's oath aside, did you or did you not thrust swords into the victim? 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
614 I don’t care if there are ten rabbits and a cockatoo under there, you’ll remove your hat in my courtroom. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
615 Misdirection is restricted to practicing attorneys in this court. 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
616 For the last time, your attorney is not your lovely assistant! 1.4101 0.05188 139 91 39 9
617 No, sir, that is not a box seat, and there’s no opera here today. 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
618 And if the jury doesn't reappear in 5-seconds, I'll cite you for contempt of court! 1.4101 0.05759 139 97 27 15
619 Produce my gavel or I'll hold YOU in contemptus courtus 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
620 If you make another prosecuting attorney disappear, I will hold you in contempt of court. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
621 I don't know what you did or how you did it, but you will return the prosecuting attorney immediately or I will hold you in contempt. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
622 Answer the question! She's not a mind reader. 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
623 If the plaintiff doesn't magically reappear in the next few seconds, I'm going to hold you in contempt. 1.4097 0.05065 144 94 41 9
624 I'm about to make YOU disappear for 5-10 years! 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
625 See if you can make the lawyers disappear. 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
626 Honest Abe? Hey, it’s 2019 - Presidents lie. A lot! 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
627 Bring the jury back - NOW!!! 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
628 No, you may not plead the Magician's Code. 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
629 Aha! So you admit you sawed your assistant in half! 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
630 She is still here, sir. Now answer the question. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
631 No, it was the four of hearts! This witness is not credible. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
632 Nothing up your sleeve is not a defense. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
633 Bring that juror back right now! 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
634 I order you to make juror #6 reappear! 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
635 You will surrender your hat, your wand, and your passport. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
636 I hereby rule the disappearing rabbit to be immaterial. 1.4091 0.05153 132 85 40 7
637 She’s not you lovely assistant. She’s an attorney. 1.4088 0.05339 137 91 36 10
638 The court insists that you make the plaintiff re-appear 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
639 But there are 2,000 eyewitnesses who say you did saw her in half. 1.4088 0.05134 137 89 40 8
640 Maybe making your mouth disappear is the same as invoking the Fifth Amendment but I don't like it. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
641 Mister, I've just about had it with your tricks! 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
642 And leave the hocus-pocus to the counselors. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
643 She asked whether you did it, not how. 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
644 You can’t just saw a woman in half and then insist it’s all just an illusion! 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
645 Abracadabra won't get you out of this one. 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
646 The court is not amused by the disappearance of counsel. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
647 I want my gavel back! 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
648 In this state making your wife disappear is murder 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
649 Making this case "disappear" is not how this works. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
650 My robe trumps your hat 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
651 I will hold you in contempt if you don't make my pants reappear right now! 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
652 I don't care what's under your hat remove it. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
653 What do you mean, you have nothing to do with Sheriff Bolton hopping around the parking lot?! 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
654 The witness will answer the question. Is there a rabbit in your hat? 1.4085 0.05013 142 92 42 8
655 No way am I going to allow the rabbit to take the stand. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
656 Very funny, now give me back my gavel 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
657 Yes, it would please the court if the defendant stopped shouting 'PRESTO CHANGE-O' at the prosecution's evidence. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
658 Objecticum Overulum! 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
659 You can’t say “Presto changeo” when you object to a question. 1.4085 0.05013 142 92 42 8
660 For the last time, it is pronounced “HABEAS CORPUS!” 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
661 I'll hold you in contempt if the rabbit in your hat so much as wiggles his ears. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
662 You pull another trick like that and I'll make YOU disappear for 20 years. 1.4085 0.05013 142 92 42 8
663 The trick's on you. You're disappearing to prison. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
664 I suggest you make Exhibit A reappear immediately, Mister 'The Great.' 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
665 Yes, yes, very clever. Now please make our Bible reappear. 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
666 If anyone's going to make this case go away, it's gonna be me, got it? 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
667 We’re running out of Bibles! 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
668 Yes, you may have a glass of water - but first the magic word. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
669 The court finds you guilty of workplace harassment for repeatedly throwing knives at your assistant and on at least one occasion attempting to saw her in half. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
670 You're going to have to tell us how it was done. 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
671 You have exactly five minutes to make the district attorney reappear. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
672 You cut her in half and you're pleading not guilty?! 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
673 Can anyone, besides the rabbit in your hat, vouch for your whereabouts on the night in question? 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
674 You make another prosecutor disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.4058 0.05308 138 92 36 10
675 You ignored two prior warnings. Don't turn this into a hat trick! 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
676 For the last time, where’s the rabbit? 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
677 Need I remind you this is my courtroom and I will be creating the illusions? 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
678 No, habeas corpus is not a bunch of hocus pocus 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
679 Please stop answering "That's show business." 1.4052 0.05740 116 77 31 8
680 If the trick of sawing your assistant in half had worked, you wouldn't be here. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
681 ...and I can make you disappear for eight to ten. Just tell us where the damn rabbit is. 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
682 If you answer "abracadabra" one more time, you'll disappear! 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
683 No, you’re not accused of just doing your job, you’re accused of sawing your wife in half. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
684 Would you please put the rabbit back on the evidence table? 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
685 Knock off the hocus-pocus with your answers Magic Max or I'll make you disappear for another 10 to 15. 1.4044 0.05258 136 90 37 9
686 Mr. Smith, this is my show, not yours. I order you to make Exhibit 3 re-appear. 1.4044 0.04826 136 86 45 5
687 That’s it! You’re in contempt until you can make my bottom half reappear! 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
688 Now make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt of the court. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
689 Say 'A magician never reveals his secrets' one more time. I dare you. 1.4030 0.05203 134 88 38 8
690 No, you can't saw her in half. That's why you're on trial in the first place. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
691 Vanish once more and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
692 Magic trick or not, disappearing evidence is still obstruction. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
693 Bring the prosecutor back Immediately! 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
694 The witness will now tell the court what card I'm thinking of! 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
695 My patience is disappearing; answer the question. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
696 Stop making the evidence vanish! 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
697 She's an officer of the court, not your "lovely assistant". 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
698 What do mean the evidence disappeared? 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
699 Please respond to the question “what happened to the money?”with something other than “abracadabra poof! 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
700 Where'd the bunny go? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BUNNY?! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
701 You pull one more quarter out from behind my ear and I will hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
702 Very cute... Now, make my gavel REappear, or I'll hold you in contempt of court. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
703 You still have to testify even if I pick a card and you guess what it is 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
704 Keep it up, and I’ll make YOU disappear. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
705 I'm warning you. One more disappearing bailiff and I will hold you in contempt of court. 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
706 'The only reason the defense rested was because you hypnotized them!" 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
707 Now make your mouth reappear and answer the question or I find you in contempt 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
708 No, your case is not dismissed now that the witness has disappeared! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
709 You will stop addressing counsel as "my beautiful assistant." 1.4015 0.04912 132 84 43 5
710 Sir, you will tell the court how exactly you found that quarter behind my ear. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
711 I can make 20 years disappear! 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
712 Answer the question: was the King of Hearts her card, or wasn't it? 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
713 Abra-contempt of court! 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
714 You need to tell us if there is anything else up your sleeve! 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
715 If you make my gavel reappear behind my ear one more time I will hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
716 Saying 'There's nothing up my sleeve' is precisely what got you here in the first place. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
717 You will say the magic word or I will hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
718 Can't you just tell us how you did it? 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
719 That rabbit was Exhibit A! 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
720 Did you just make your mouth disappear? 1.4015 0.05429 137 93 33 11
721 Abracadabra is NOT a responsive answer... now make my pants reappear! 1.4015 0.05718 137 96 27 14
722 Which is it then, sir? Now you see it, now you don't! 1.4015 0.05124 137 90 39 8
723 What do you mean, "Abra Cadavre"?! 1.4015 0.05228 137 91 37 9
724 Obliviate?! 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
725 You look like you belong in the New Yorker! 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
726 Answer the question or you'll disappear for 90 days. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
727 I give up. Where is the jury? 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
728 Again, your 'magic bullet theory' is inadmissible. 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
729 Unless the Justice Department can pull a precedent out of a hat, I am going to allow the release of the President's tax statements. 1.4000 0.05737 130 90 28 12
730 Making a whole bunch of jewelry disappear does not make you a magician. 1.4000 0.05065 135 88 40 7
731 If my gavel doesn’t reappear you’ll be doing magic tricks at Statseville. 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
732 You expect me to believe the body just disappeared? 1.4000 0.05278 135 90 36 9
733 You cannot just make the witnesses disappear! 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
734 We know you framed Roger Rabbit, confess! 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
735 For the last time, your case will not be dismissed for failure to establish burden of POOF! 1.3986 0.05776 138 98 25 15
736 Remove your hat in this courtroom, and if there’s a rabbit under it, I’ll hold you both in contempt. 1.3985 0.05222 133 88 37 8
737 So I suppose the victim just vanished into thin air? 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
738 You sneezed? Tell that to the top half of your assistant! 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
739 Cutting a woman in half is one thing but cutting someone into five pieces is murder. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
740 She didn’t ask you if you sawed the victim on the night of her death. She asked whether you saw her. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
741 For the LAST time! There is NO abracadabra motion!!!! 1.3969 0.06002 131 94 22 15
742 Did you or did you not make your wife disappear? 1.3969 0.04928 131 84 42 5
743 Most amusing. However, I'd suggest you make the prosecutor stop quacking like a duck. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
744 Before you even ask, you can not have a volunteer. 1.3969 0.05046 131 85 40 6
745 I don’t care about the doves. Take your hat off in my courtroom. 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
746 We know she disappeared! Just tell us where she is! 1.3969 0.05046 131 85 40 6
747 If you threaten one more time to saw the prosecutor in half I will hold you in contempt 1.3969 0.04928 131 84 42 5
748 No, it doesn't "please the court" to turn up a quarter behind my ear! 1.3969 0.05273 131 87 36 8
749 Regardless of whether you are having a bad hare day, you are required to remove your hat in my courtroom! 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
750 It's not a magic act if you can't make your wife reappear! 1.3969 0.05046 131 85 40 6
751 A water tank? No, your'e going to regular jail like regular folks. And where's my gavel?! 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
752 We don't care about the murder. Just tell us how you did the trick. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
753 I’ll hold you in contempt if you make his tax returns disappear again. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
754 Kindly stop with The Vanishing Juror Trick already We are now down to eight. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
755 You’re not a politician, you just can’t make the facts disappear. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
756 What do you mean, you can't make the evidence reappear? 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
757 Well I can reveal secrets and this one is called 'contempt of court.' 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
758 Put the wand down slowly. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
759 There IS no magician's code in this court. Now tell us how the two million dollars disappeared. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
760 That rabbit was an expert witness for the prosecution, sir! 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
761 A magician never reveals his secrets" is not a right guaranteed by the Constitution 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
762 Yes, but if she doesn’t reappear it’s called kidnapping. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
763 No, you can’t claim that floating checks is just one of your tricks. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
764 And did this rabbit give you it's consent? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
765 Must I remind you that this is a court, not some birthday party. 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
766 No, you cannot just make this whole thing disappear right now. 1.3939 0.05130 132 87 38 7
767 Making evidence disappear does not merit applause in this courtroom 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
768 Make the defendant reappear this instant or I'll hold you in contempt of court! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
769 This is my legal domain, not your legerdemain! 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
770 Just answer her question! Where did the bunny go? 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
771 Sawing someone in half doesn't count as magic unless you put them back together again! 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
772 Make the District Attorney reappear immediately! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
773 I still like beer! 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
774 Fine, but you’re still going to have to tell us how you did it! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
775 'I know you have something up your sleeves!' 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
776 This court orders you not to disappear. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
777 If the court reporter does not re-appear in 5 seconds, you’re in contempt! 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
778 If any hocus pocus is going to occur is this courtroom, it is going to come from up here! You got that? 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
779 OK, what happened to my witness, and who the hell are you? 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
780 In my courtroom, a gavel does not just “disappear.” 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
781 Enough of your tricks! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
782 For the last time sir, you can’t make these charges just disappear! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
783 Okay, I need the gavel back. 1.3920 0.05067 125 81 39 5
784 Change her back to the white male attorney that I am used to! 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
785 One more rabbit and I’m holding you in contempt 1.3920 0.04938 125 80 41 4
786 That was a neat trick with the court reporter, but now we'd like her back. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
787 Stop referring to counsel as your lovely assistant! 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
788 Look buddy, you may call it magic but we call it murder. 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
789 Would you please stop referring to counsel as " my lovely assistant!" 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
790 No, you can’t pull the Mueller report out of your hat. 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
791 For the last time, 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not an acceptable response! 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
792 'Magicians never reveal their secrets' is not an acceptable answer, and yes, you're going to have to bring the defendant back. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
793 As it happens, Mr. Zoltan, I have a ‘magic word’ of my own ...Contempt! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
794 Pick an exhibit - any exhibit. 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
795 Okay wiseguy, where's my gavel? 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
796 Abracadabra does not explain your wife's disappearance. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
797 Produce the rabbit - NOW!! 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
798 Yes, she's allowed to ask you what you have up your sleeve. 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
799 Full custody awarded to your better halves! 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
800 Drop the claim that there's nothing up your sleeve. We know there is. That's why you're here. 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
801 Again, a magician's secret is not privileged information. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
802 Rabbits, doves, frogs, or dandruff, I don't care; you still have to remove your hat in my courtroom! 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
803 For the last time, what did you do with the witness?" 1.3906 0.05230 128 85 36 7
804 And for your next trick, answer the question. 1.3906 0.05894 128 91 24 13
805 I've had just about enough of your tricks, sir! 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
806 Let me remind the witness, although you did make our Bible disappear, you are still under oath! 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
807 Listen, buddy, you can't just conjure up an alibi. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
808 One more of your tricks and I'll find you in contempt. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
809 You wanna' disappear?! Keep saying "What's the magic word?" 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
810 No, you cannot plead ‘Not Guilty by Reason of Presto Chango.’ 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
811 You're sure she was already sawed in half when you got there? May I remind you, you are under oath. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
812 What kind of sick bastard saws a woman in half in front of children! 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
813 Making your mouth disappear will not work. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
814 It's not called "magic" when you actually do saw your assistant in half! 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
815 Making evidence disappear is not humorous, and what have you done with the jury? 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
816 Your writ of Hocus Pocus has already been denied! 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
817 Did you or did you not walk down the street and turn into a store? 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
818 Stop making evidence vanish! 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
819 I've warned you about making the evidence disappear! 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
820 My final warning. No more rabbits. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
821 If you're ever going to pull a rabbit out of your hat, now is the time. 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
822 Take that rabbit out of your hat. The whole rabbit and nothing But the rabbit. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
823 I will hold you in contempt of court unless you make the counsel for the prosecution reappear right now! 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
824 The witness will make the jury appear again! 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
825 Abracadabra is not a plea. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
826 Saying that you were in two places at once on the night of the 21st is not an acceptable answer. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
827 No! It would not please the court to see your rabbit again. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
828 For the last time- it's habeas corpus; NOT hocus pocus! 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
829 You claim the rabbit killed your partner and disappeared into a hat with the murder weapon? 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
830 Where's the defendant 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
831 You'll be held in contempt if you don't make the bailiff reappear! and NOT AS A RABBIT! 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
832 Answer the question. How do you account for your wife's disappearance? 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
833 I said, I don't care if you have a huge magic wand, you're still subject to the U.S. penal code. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
834 no, they weren't challenging you to see if you could break out of the cuffs, you were being put under arrest for tax fraud 1.3871 0.06028 124 89 22 13
835 Answer the question! How long did you know Mr. Rabbit before he disappeared? 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
836 We're going to need Exhibit A back immediately . . . and I don't know what you did with Miss Lawson, the stenographer, but we will need her as well. 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
837 Wanna see 20 years disappear? 1.3852 0.05133 122 80 37 5
838 Do you or do you not know the current whereabouts of the rabbit? 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
839 You’re a white male in 2019. You’re guilty of everything. 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
840 No, let's _not_ 'work a little magic, here!' 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
841 If you don’t show this court more respect, I will make you disappear! 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
842 No, you may not have any assistance from the audience! 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
843 Excellent trick , but the court needs the bible back . 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
844 I don’t care about the magician’s oath! Where’s the other half of your assistant? 1.3821 0.05101 123 81 37 5
845 The witness will make my gavel re-appear, or I'll hold you, the hat and the rabbit in contempt! 1.3821 0.05832 123 87 25 11
846 Make my gavel reappear. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
847 There’s no such thing as the “Magician’s Privilege!” 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
848 ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND NO TRICKS 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
849 No,you may not 'appear' a surprise witness 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
850 Well Houdini, how are you to get out of this one. 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
851 Objection sustained! I saw the card fall out of his sleeve! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
852 If you say "Ta-Da!" again I will hold you in contempt. 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
853 So you say cutting her in half was just an optical illusion? 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
854 Bring the stenographer back now! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
855 No sleight of hand is gonna get you out of this one! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
856 And don't just pull an answer out of your hat! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
857 If you say "Hocus SCOTUS" one more time, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
858 Making your mouth disappear does not disqualify you from testifying" 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
859 So...... you're saying you didn't know it was a real saw? 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
860 Please do not disappear again or I will find you in contempt. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
861 Let's try again: Take your hat off in my court. And this time there better not be a rabbit in it! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
862 One more rabbit and I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
863 May I advise you sir that 'keeping it under your hat' is not a sound legal strategy. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
864 Now, can you make the defendant reappear? 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
865 I'm sorry, but 'A magician never reveals his secrets' isn't legal doctrine 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
866 'Two halves make a whole' is not a defense. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
867 It's time to drop the act, buddy. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
868 The witness will please refrain from waving the magic wand before answering each question. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
869 I don't care if it's magic, make my gavel reappear ! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
870 Very funny! Now turn him back! 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
871 Sustained! The witness will make his mouth reappear immediately. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
872 I'll tell you what's magic! I can make you disappear until you answer her questions. 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
873 You WILL tell the court who Abra Kadabra and Alla Kazam are and how they were involved ! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
874 Bring back the bailiff, NOW! 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
875 I’ll have no more of this hocus pocus in my courtroom! 1.3814 0.04951 118 76 39 3
876 The witness will cause Exhibit A to reappear immediately! 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
877 Stop hiding evidence behind my ear! 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
878 She asked you how you made the money disappear. "Magicians can't reveal their secrets" is not an acceptable answer. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
879 Your motion to disappear opposing council is denied. And bring the rabbit back too. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
880 The truth does not disappear in my courtroom 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
881 You won't find it so easy to make these charges disappear 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
882 If you don’t stop with the courtroom tricks, I’m going to make YOU disappear. 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
883 Answer the question or your next disappearing act will be 20 years in Sing Sing. 1.3802 0.05150 121 80 36 5
884 What do you mean you're making a formal plea? 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
885 And no tricks, got it ? 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
886 Don't even try to make the charges disappear, Mr. Magisto! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
887 Abra cadabra is not an acceptable explanation. 1.3802 0.05015 121 79 38 4
888 Listen up, you better not try anything because I can make YOU disappear for a long, long time. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
889 You picked the wrong courtroom to make the jury disappear! 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
890 One more"abracadabra" , and I will hold you in contempt. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
891 Well, in my court you'll tell your secrets. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
892 If you make one more caption vanish I will hold you in contempt! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
893 I asked you to look at the evidence not make it disappear 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
894 No, I will not pick a card 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
895 Where’s the rabbit, Harry?! 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
896 Sir, do you or do you not have something up your sleeve? 1.3802 0.05150 121 80 36 5
897 No sir! There is no evidence behind my ear. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
898 I don't care how many birds you got under there. No one wears a hat in my courtroom! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
899 I know it was only half of your assistant,but we still need the whole truth. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
900 You mean to tell me it was all an illusion? 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
901 Stop putting words into the prosecution's mouth! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
902 No, you can't swear on Houdini's grave. 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
903 I don't care WHAT you do for a living, Mr. Houdini. You will return the prosecutor to this court IMMEDIATELY! 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
904 And how do I know you won’t pull a disappearing act if I grant bail? 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
905 Make that evidence reappear or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
906 In my court room, we obey the laws of physics. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
907 Real magic, stage magic or no magic—it’s still a felony. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
908 Stop asking for a volunteer from the audience! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
909 For the last time, stop making witnesses disappear or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
910 I'm asking you for the last time, where is my gavel? 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
911 Make the jury reappear, or you'll disappear for 60 days. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
912 I'm not picking another card! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
913 Make the jury reappear immediately or else...! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
914 Bring back that lawyer now!!! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
915 Stop that! Make the District Attorney reappear! 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
916 Bring the bailiff back now or I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
917 And for MY next trick, I'm going to make all your assets disappear. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
918 This is your last warning!....No more tricks or I'll hold you in contempt of court as fast as you can say "presto!" 1.3793 0.05145 116 76 36 4
919 Are you telling me you passed go AND collected $200? 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
920 Mr. Wizardi: You will answer the question asked. "Presto change-o" does not entitle you a different question. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
921 Sustained. You cannot make the other witnesses disappear. 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
922 Please answer sir, it's not a trick question! 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
923 Then you saw him and then you didn’t is not an alibi. 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
924 Sir,let me repeat. I do not want you turning this into a circus. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
925 The court doesn't care if it's a trade secret. What did you do with the plaintiff's lower half? 1.3793 0.06202 116 84 20 12
926 Prestidigitation, sleight of hand ... call it want you want. Your tricks should never involve the plaintiff's buttocks. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
927 I don't want to see any of your tricks!" 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
928 I'm sorry sir. You cannot turn the prosecutor into a rabbit just because you don't like her questions. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
929 'During the proceedings, we do not refer the court-appointed defense attorney as 'your lovely assistant!' 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
930 So your'e saying that she just disappeared? 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
931 Excuse me sir. Are you saying the reason you cannot answer is because you accidentally made your mouth disappear? 1.3790 0.06229 124 92 17 15
932 No tricks, hear me? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
933 Were you, or were you not, responsible for the disappearance of Mr. Hoppy? 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
934 Again--"presto chango" is not a legal term! 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
935 Even if she did volunteer, unless you make her come back it's kidnapping. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
936 Look, when the prosecution said you were the star witness, they didn't mean you'd get to do your act. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
937 Tell us where the rabbit is! 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
938 Where you are going, there are no false bottoms. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
939 Your wife testified that she said you should ‘see’ someone else, not ‘saw” someone else 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
940 No, you don't need a volunteer from the jury box. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
941 A magician never reveals his secrets doesn’t fall under the 5th amendment. 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
942 For the last time, please stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
943 Taking my glass of water was funny - but you need to bring back the jury this instant! 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
944 No, the charges have not disappeared against you. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
945 I do not want to see another rabbit. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
946 Is the man who asked you to make the witness disappear sitting in this courtroom? 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
947 Now did you or did you not make her 'disappear,' sir? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
948 During the recess, the witness will meet with my grandson and his friends in my chambers. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
949 For the last time, she’s the Assistant District attorney, not your “lovely assistant.” 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
950 You're not going to trick your way out of testifying, Don. Jr. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
951 And for his next trick, the accused will make the evidence against him RE-appear! 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
952 You've been accused of putting on the ritz. What say you? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
953 No , I do not want to see how you can make her disappear! 1.3790 0.04938 124 81 39 4
954 You pulled your alibi out of where? 1.3790 0.06015 124 90 21 13
955 You can’t get out of testifying by making your mouth disappear! 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
956 So, you’re saying the evidence just...disappeared? 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
957 The witness will refrain from addressing me as his lovely assistant. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
958 You're in the wrong cartoon. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
959 I don't want to see any tricks. 1.3770 0.04983 122 80 38 4
960 Oh, of course your alibi witness disappeared. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
961 For your next trick you better make the plaintiff reappear. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
962 I don’t care Mr. Magnificent. You sawed her in half. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
963 The Court agrees, Mr. Marvello, that it is unnecessary to preface each attempt to remember with, 'Now I see it, now I don't.' 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
964 You make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
965 I'd like to see you get out of this one. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
966 This court will grant leniency if you can make all the TV judges disappear. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
967 We may need you to testify again so don't disappear. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
968 If you don’t want to disappear for the next ten months, I suggest you answer the question! 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
969 No, "traveling between dimensions" is not a legitimate alibi. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
970 We’ll deal with the rabbit. Just remove the hat. 1.3739 0.05307 115 77 33 5
971 Of course Trump would hire a magician to do his taxes 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
972 Answer the question or I’ll make you disappear for 30 days 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
973 Any chance your skills of deception were learned from an elected official? 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
974 Nice try, but there is no such thing as magician-assistant privilege. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
975 There's no point locking you up so I'm going to let you go. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
976 The next person to disappear​ will be you - for 20 years. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
977 I understand you are an accomplished escape artist. I am an accomplished and extremely heavy-handed sentencing artist. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
978 You are in contempt of this court and your parents expectations. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
979 You're here to testify, not to mystify. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
980 I know all the tricks. 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
981 You make your mouth reappear now or I will hold you in contempt 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
982 You must disclose the bunny's whereabouts or be held in contempt! 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
983 None of your tricks! 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
984 For the last time, witness : this court does not accept Harry v. Voldemort as a binding precedent. 1.3707 0.06064 116 84 21 11
985 I’m not judging you for being a magician, Mr. Michaels. It’s stealing a top hat that you stand accused of. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
986 OK. Now make the jury reappear. Now! 1.3694 0.05108 111 73 35 3
987 I don't care about your magician's code. Where's the rabbit! 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
988 I'm telling you for the last time: Make the jury reappear! 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
989 The defendant must make an appearance 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
990 I forgot how to make my wife reappear, is not a defense. 1.3689 0.05342 103 68 32 3
991 So, your DNA just magically appeared? 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
992 No, you may not show us your disappearing act! 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
993 Make the bailiff reappear or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
994 The witness will make the gavel re-appear or be held in contempt. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
995 For MY next trick I'll put you somewhere you can't escape! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
996 Next time I hold you in contempt, stay there. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
997 Defense counsel's "trick question" objection is overruled. The defendant will explain the sudden disappearance of his lovely assistant. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
998 Habeas Corpus means "Find the damn rabbit." 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
999 This is your last chance. Where's my gavel? 1.3670 0.05158 109 72 34 3
1000 A magician never reveals his tricks" is only a valid defence in Nevada 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1001 No, you may not saw her in half as a demonstration of your powers. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1002 For the last time, I'm not your assistant." 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1003 Now make my gavel reappear! 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1004 I ASK YOU AGAIN... Where IS the Rabbit!?! 1.3670 0.05158 109 72 34 3
1005 You have 3 seconds to make my gavel reappear or I'll add theft to the charges 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1006 Return my gavel or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1007 For the last time, you can't simply say 'abba cadabra' every time you don't want to answer a question! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1008 Well, then magically make the court reporter RE-appear! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1009 You will refrain from levitating the prosecution! 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
1010 Alright--where did you put the DA? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1011 No, the "lady" is not going to vanish. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1012 I am NOT going to ask you again-where’s the rabbit!!!! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1013 Bring the Bailiff back right now! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1014 By order of the court, you are required to make your mouth reappear. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1015 I'm warning you, no more tricks. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1016 Pick a charge. Any charge. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1017 No, I will not bet you $10,000 that I have on red, white and blue underwear. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1018 Pull another story like that out of your hat and Presto, I’ll turn your suit orange! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1019 Stop. Making. The. Evidence. Disappear. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1020 The witness will answer the question: Where were you on the night the victim disappeared? 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1021 If I even see the rabbit, it's contempt - got it? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1022 Put the twelfth juror back now or I’ll make YOU disappear. 1.3661 0.06341 112 83 17 12
1023 The witness shall refrain from using any hocus pocus! 1.3661 0.05381 112 76 31 5
1024 If you do not produce the rabbit right now I will hold you in contempt! 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1025 Answer the “question”! Where did you hide the bunny? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1026 Clever. Now make my gavel reappear. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1027 In my courtroom hats, with or without rabbits, are forbidden. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1028 He said "habeus corpus," not "hocus pocus." 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1029 If you make anymore evidence disappear I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1030 What did you do with the prosecutor? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1031 Just because you work for The New Yorker doesn't mean you don't have to swear to tell the truth. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1032 Your defense of 'presto-changeo-abracadabra' is not a legal defense in this court, young man! 1.3661 0.05381 112 76 31 5
1033 ..stop saying "...and now for my next trick...". 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1034 I am instructing the jury to disregard all tricks ! 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1035 Making the jury disappear in mid trial is a felony in this state. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1036 The rule of law trumps abracadabra! 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1037 Ok, what did you do with the rabbit? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1038 ‘You can save the “ta-dahs” young man.” 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1039 The prosecutor is NOT your lovely assistant 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1040 I don't care who you are. In my court, you must reveal your secrets. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1041 You tell me where that rabbit went or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1042 No, you may not saw the prosecutor in half! 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1043 Your sentence: Four score and seven years. Not one second less. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1044 Let me remind you that you're under oath. For the last time, how did you know what card she picked? 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1045 You will answer the question. Exactly how did the victim disappear? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1046 It's "So help me,God." Not "Abracadabra!" 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1047 Did you take my pen? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1048 Vanishing my gavel will not keep me from rendering my verdict! 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
1049 You make that bible re-appear right now or I will hold you in contempt!! 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1050 If you really want to win this case, you better pull more than a rabbit out of your hat! 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1051 Enough of this magician thing; schazam and abra-ca-dabra are not acceptable responses. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1052 Okay, great trick, but now I really need you to give me back the gavel! 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1053 Raise YOUR right hand, not mine! 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1054 Answer the question: was the rabbit actually in your hat? 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1055 For the last time: saying abracadabra does not make the case against you disappear. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1056 WHERE DID YOU PUT THE RABBIT? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1057 If I were you, I would practice your escape trick...right now. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
1058 Im the judge of that 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1059 "OK, let's get one thing straight. I'm the judge and this is my courtroom and I find you guilty. So, try getting out of that, Mr. Houdini. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1060 Sir, I will no longer tolerate your demands to first say 'the magic word' with each of our questions. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
1061 Let’s see if you can escape Life Imprisonment! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1062 Mr. Giuliani, you just can’t eliminate obstruction by saying “Presto Chango”. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1063 I'm the only one in this courtroom who's permitted to go pantless! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1064 No! "Abracadabra" is not a valid way of removing the President! 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1065 Conversations between you and the rabbit are not privileged. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1066 If you don't re-appear Exhibit A, I will take this gavel and...aw, come on! Are you freakin' kidding me? 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1067 You don‘t have to tell the audience, but you have to tell me. How did you do that? 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1068 Make my damn gavel reappear NOW! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1069 Stop dancing around the question, Mr. Astaire. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
1070 Only celebrities and sitting Presidents can get away with that kind of chicanery in this court! 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
1071 The Great Majesto, you'd better pull a better alibi out of that hat. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
1072 My gavel, now! 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1073 I don’t care what you were demonstrating, young Mr. Magician. Return my gavel to the bench! 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1074 Any more tricks up your sleeve? 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1075 Stop saying "Contemptis Hemptis" and answer the question!! 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1076 Please do not refer to your attorney as "My Lovely Assistant" again! 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1077 And I will hold you in contempt if you don't change it back into a gavel and return it to me right now!" 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1078 Pull out his tax returns!! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1079 You can't keep presto chango-ing your story! 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
1080 I'll be the one that makes people disappear around here! 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1081 Your rabbit stole my gavel. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1082 The only thing we pick in here is a jury,not cards! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1083 For the last time,,,,Hocus Pocus is not a legal term!!.. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1084 No, we're not going to watch this case disappear. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1085 I don't care what may or may not be underneath it, you WILL remove your hat. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1086 Even blindfolded Lady Justice can see through that getup! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1087 Perception is not reality in my courtroom, sir. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1088 And we'll have none of your hocus POTUS. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
1089 A gavel beats a wand any day, mister! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1090 No! I can’t allow you to make the jury disappear! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1091 No disappearing acts in this courtroom Buddy!! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1092 If you don’t make my gavel reappear immediately I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1093 Do you know how hard it is to subpoena a bunny?! 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1094 Well in this court room you will reveal your secrets. Now, what did you do with Ms Green’s cat? 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1095 This is your last warning. No more tricks! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1096 For the last time, the witness will answer ALL questions, regardless of whether or not the examiner uses the ‘magic word’! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1097 If you ask for assistance from the audience one more time...! 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1098 I grow tired of all your misdirection, sir. Answer the question! 1.3645 0.05210 107 71 33 3
1099 I want my gavel back now young man! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1100 There is no law of Prest-0 Change-0 young man! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1101 I don't give a rat's tail about the rabbit. You'll not be wearing a hat in my courtroom. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1102 Making the evidence disappear is not grounds for acquittal! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1103 It's called the writ of habeas corpus - not hocus pocus!" 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1104 You make my gavel reappear or you're in contempt! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1105 Magically removing your mouth will not prevent me from holding you in contempt of court for failing to answer the question. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1106 You have sworn to tell the truth! You cannot just make up things out of thin air! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1107 You pull anything out of anyplace and you’re going straight to prison, Mr. Astonishoso. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1108 You May look honest, but I’m on to your tricks 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1109 Let's see if you can escape from Alcatraz, shall we? 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1110 Don't abracadabra me young man! Now bring back my gavel! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1111 See if you can pull an alibi out of that hat! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1112 For the last time, stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1113 It's not a trick question, where's the damn rabbit? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1114 One more outburst like that and I’ll make YOU disappear! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1115 I told you no tricks on the stand. Now give back the court stenographer's machine. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1116 One more "Alakazam" response and its "Alacatraz"! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1117 I'm not granting bail to a disappearing act. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1118 You will produce the witness or else. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1119 Young man, you make my gavel and your mouth reappear this instant! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1120 If you turn me into a rabbit one more time, I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1121 Pick a card" is not how we determine guilt here 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1122 I saw that! Now please return the prosecutor! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1123 Okay, Mister. I'm going to find you in contempt of court unless you make my gavel reappear. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1124 The witness will avoid any further use of "Presto"! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1125 The witness will answer the question! Was there or was there not a rabbit? 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1126 If one more juror disappears.... 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
1127 You can wave that wand all you like, but it won't make your speeding ticket disappear. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1128 Listen, if you can't compel Fluffy to appear, I will! 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1129 Bring the jury back in here ... NOW !! 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1130 Make Exhibit A reappear. Right now! 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1131 Mr. Houdini, you have exactly 10 seconds to make the jury reappear. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1132 That getup is no excuse, you sawed her in half! 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1133 So you've got a magic wand but I've got the gavel. 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1134 You said you could make the witness appear. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1135 What happened to the jurors!? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1136 The court does not recognize 'then I just made him disappear' as a valid response! 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1137 Answer the question, Mr. Amazing. There is no Constitutional protection against violating the Magician's Code. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1138 Okay, we all get your satirical commentary! Now stop turning everyone in this court into kangaroos. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1139 In this court, Mr. Porter, anything does NOT go. And that 'old black magic' is not a legal defense. However, the court will allow that your hat is the tops. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1140 You're the last to see the rabbit before it disappeared. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1141 The rabbit will only testify if called to the witness stand. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1142 The witness will now make the evidence reappear. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1143 Stop trying to turn my courtroom into a circus! 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1144 I do all the disappearing acts around here 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1145 If you disappear one more time I will hold you out of contempt. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1146 You weren't supposed to actually saw her in half! 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1147 What do you mean the truth can't be revealed? 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1148 Your wand motion is denied. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1149 Your Writ of Hocus Pocus and the Motion by Wand to Exclude Evidence are denied! The court reporter will strike all references to Abracadabra. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1150 Any more of your tricks and I'll turn you into a jailbird. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1151 I am not sure you can make your alibi appear out of thin air. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1152 You put your right hand, not your wand, on the bible, and say 'I do", not 'abracadabra' ! 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1153 Young man, you’ve got precisely 10 seconds to re-materialize People’s Exhibit 11-D! 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1154 It’s not a trick unless you bring the evidence back. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1155 And no tricks! 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1156 The next words out of your mouth better be your testimony! I've seen enough of your stupid magic tricks! 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1157 A magician never tells" will not be tolerated 1.3585 0.05394 106 72 30 4
1158 Being a character witness doesn't mean you have to dress up like a character witness. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1159 Sir your therapy rabbit cannot testify in your defense.. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1160 You will immediately return the jury! 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1161 Will the defendant please levitate? 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1162 Your here today to testify, not mystify ! 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1163 No one wears a clipon bowtie in my courtroom! 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1164 Making your wife disappear does NOT mean you have won the case. Bring her back now! 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1165 I’ll remind you again, refer to him as the victim, not as “the member from the audience 1.3529 0.05512 102 70 28 4
1166 'Magicians never tell' has nothing to do with the 5th Amendment. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1167 You really think the jury will believe it just dissapeared?? 1.3529 0.05332 102 69 30 3
1168 Sawing your wife in half was only amusing when it was a magic trick. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1169 Okay, I’ve heard enough! Where’s the damned rabbit 1.3529 0.05512 102 70 28 4
1170 The witness will refrain from responding “I refuse to answer on the grounds that I can make you disappear”. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1171 Wanna see magic? How about I make you disappear for five-to-ten? 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1172 No, rabbits cannot plead the 5th Amendment 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1173 So you are saying that your assistant just disappeared? 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1174 So now you are saying that, last time you saw the victim, she was actually one-piece? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1175 The witness will answer the question: where did the rabbit come from? 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1176 Would you like to explain why people on the Witness List keep disappearing? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1177 I'm going to warn you, young man. My wife did not like your show. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1178 Yes, the rabbit is part of the property settlement. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1179 No! My gavel is not where I left it. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1180 'Wait for my final act' is not a not a sufficient defense for sawing a woman in half! 1.3529 0.05332 102 69 30 3
1181 I'm instructing the witness to make the bible re-appear immediately 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1182 Do not make this lawyer cluck like a chicken! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1183 Look Mr. Wizard, the next time you tell the lady prosecutor you are going to turn her into a toad every time she asks you a question, I will quickly turn you into a prison pinata. Do you understand me? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1184 Making the Bible disappear does not relieve you from telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1185 We're up to your tricks. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1186 Up to your old tricks again, eh Mister Magnifico? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1187 It’s “I solemnly swear,” not “Abracadabra.” 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1188 You will not address our prosecutor as "oh beguiling anomaly not often depicted in classic opera." 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1189 Show me the bunny! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1190 No, you may not show the jury "a neat trick." 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
1191 Do not try pulling an alibi out of your hat again ! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1192 For the last time: Evidence pulled from the hat is not acceptable! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1193 Abraca-damned. I still habeas your corpus. Now answer the question 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1194 Article Three Section Nine clearly states if you pull a rabbit out of your hat he is subject​ to cross-examination under​ oath! 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
1195 No, you cannot make the charges against you "just disappear". 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1196 You're charged with sawing a woman in half and failing to pick up the pieces. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1197 If there's a rabbit to be pulled out of there, now would be a good time. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1198 ANSWER the question! Where's the goddamn rabbit? 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1199 I don't care if it completes your look.Take off that damn hat. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1200 That's a wand, not a gavel. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1201 No, you may not ask for a volunteer from the jury pool. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1202 I sincerely doubt that The Great Lizardo is your real name. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1203 TELL US WHAT YOU DID WITH THE RABBIT. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1204 The jury had better reappear. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1205 Just your name, sir. The record cannot show you as "The Great Seymouro." 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1206 ... and don't make my gavel disappear again! 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1207 This is about WhoDunIt, not WhoDini. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1208 Have you something up your sleeve? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1209 That’s it! I’m holding you in contempt of court for making evidence disappear. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1210 We’re about to make you disappear...! 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1211 Make the prosecutor reappear or I will make you vanish .for a long time. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1212 No, you cannot just make these charges disappear. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1213 If you conjure the evidence one more time, I will hold you in contempt! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1214 Again, when was the last time you saw that rabbit? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1215 Where did you hide my gavel? 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1216 Bring back the bail bondsman right now!! 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1217 Please answer the question and please make counsel reappear! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1218 RETURN MY JURY! And lose the rabbits. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1219 Bring the Bible back, Mr. Whizmo. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1220 My courtroom, Mr. Potter,--Lose the hat! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1221 No more misdirection to the jury from you, Mr. Presto! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1222 We are not amused ... make your mouth reappear! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1223 You’ve got to be kidding — gavels don’t just disappear! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1224 The witness is reminded not to end every response with "Presto!" 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1225 This court will have no more tricks from you! 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1226 I’m not going to warn you again: drop the act! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1227 Making people disappear is a crime. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1228 Hey Houdini, make the evidence and my pants re-appear, or I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1229 For the last time, stop offering to put the victim back together. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1230 That may be, but the judicial oath supersedes the magician's oath. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1231 Sir, I'll ask you to refrain from making the evidence against you disappear. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1232 Make your mouth reappear and testify. 1.3469 0.05250 98 66 30 2
1233 Get ready to disappear. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1234 Please quit asking the jury if they believe in magic. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1235 Okay, the first time was funny, but now it's annoying. Mr Mysterio, please return my gavel immediately. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1236 Turn her back into a gavel at once. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1237 No, you may not ask her to get into a box to be sawn in half. 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1238 May I remind you that both you and the rabbit are under oath. 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1239 That was a cute trick. Now please bring back the Bible. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1240 Where did I leave my keys 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1241 I suppose you think that's funny. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1242 If you say "THIS is where fashion sits" one more time, I’m going to hold you in contempt. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1243 I won't let you make a circus out of this courtroom! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1244 Stop pulling things out of your hat 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1245 You may––but only if it's a legal trick. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1246 The consequences be damned; you WILL remove your hat in my courtroom. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1247 The disappearing mouth trick isn’t the same as pleading the fifth! 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1248 You just can't pull an aquital out of thin air. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1249 I'm ordering you to make your mouth reappear and answer the question! 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1250 Remember, you're under oath. How did you get the quarter through the metal detector? 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1251 You're not allowed to claim magic realism as a motive. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1252 Your old tricks won't work in my court. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1253 I will remind you that you're still under oath. " Pick any card from the deck" is not an appropriate response. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1254 That's not what it means to expunge your record. 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1255 I don’t want you conjuring up yet another alibi! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1256 For the last time, no more making the evidence "disappear"! 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1257 There's a rabbit in my robe and I'm NOT happy to see you. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1258 I don't care how many doves you release, in my court, a gentleman always removes his hat. 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1259 You had better make that witness reappear! 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1260 Your magician's oath means nothing here! How did you make the woman disappear? 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1261 The court admonishes the witness that justice is blind, not invisible; bring back the jury! 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1262 If you don't bring the prosecutor back NOW, I'll direct the jury to come back with a guilty verdict. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1263 I'm afraid, Mr Barr, you're going to have to make the jury re-appear 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1264 I am sorry, but the "Magician's Code" does not in fact supercede being in contempt of court 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1265 No, sir, you may not ask for a volunteer from the audience. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1266 Remove that hat or you'll disappear. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1267 OK, bring back the defendant or else!! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1268 I'm warning you, no tricks this time! 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1269 Looks like freedom was not in the cards for you son. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1270 No sir, the fifth amendment does not apply, now you hocus pocus your mouth back where it goes! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1271 Alright Houdini, abracadabra the witness back. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1272 No, the Court does not want to put on the ritz. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1273 You better conjure up a better answer than that! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1274 I made my wife disappear" was not holding up as well as the defense had hoped 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1275 You've taken your role as character witness too far. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1276 You were told this was an informal hearing. 1.3465 0.05158 101 68 31 2
1277 No, seven white doves cannot be called as witnesses. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1278 Stop making my gavel disappear! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1279 You're in contempt until you make that bible reappear! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1280 You make that rabbit reappear right now or I’m holding you in contempt. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1281 You can't plead delusional 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1282 If I hear the witness say ‘Abracadabra’ one more time I’m going to hold him in contempt. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1283 You can’t plead the fifth dimension here son. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1284 No, you may not make this indictment disappear. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1285 Stop playing the case of the missing jury. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1286 You saw this one in half, buster, and you're in real trouble! 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1287 The witness will answer the question. How did you know which card was mine? 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1288 Habeas Corpus is not a magical incantation, young man. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1289 I know EXACTLY where you pulled that out of... 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1290 Don’t you dare do the vanishing trick again! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1291 So you did cut her in two halves, but you did not murder her 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1292 We have 500 witnesses that saw you cut her in half. Guilty! 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
1293 There are just so many times that you can keep pulling rabbits out of that hat without people wondering where the hell they are all really coming from. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1294 No, you may not call your lawyer 'my beautiful assistant'!" 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1295 Objection sustained--the witness is indeed 'put'n on the Ritz'. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1296 Now tell me, where did you put the rabbit? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1297 The witness will refrain from demonstrating his disappearing act during cross examination! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1298 Making the prosecutor dissapear won’t help your case. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1299 I’ll remind the witness, if she disappears again, we’ll just have to start over. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1300 I've told you twice now that you can't simply pull an answer out of your ass. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1301 Exhibit B better reappear or you will be held in contempt! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1302 How do we KNOW you’ve got nothing up your sleeve? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1303 You wanted to make the charges disappear? 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1304 The court will not tolerate your legal hocus pocus. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1305 The whole rabbit and nothing but the rabbit! 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1306 Nice trick, Now give me my Gavel back! 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1307 Magician’s Oath or not, we still need to swear you in. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1308 I know you made it through the rabbit detector,but you still have to hand over the hat. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1309 Sir, please stop referring to the assistant D.A. is not 'your lovely assistant.' 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1310 I told you not to make any of the evidence disappear. Now bring it back or you're going to jail. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1311 No, it would not please the court to pull a rabbit out of your hat! 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1312 For the last time, she's not your lovely assistant! 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1313 There will be no Hocus Potus here young man! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1314 I told you not to make Exhibit 3 disappear. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1315 Answer the question or I'll make you disappear for 5 to 10. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1316 You better pull it out of somewhere 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1317 Furthermore, don’t think you are going to pull a not guilty verdict out of that hat! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1318 I'll show you hocus-pocus... Legal hocus-pocus...! 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1319 One more, "Presto-change-o, Prosecutor Disappear-o", and I will hold you in contempt. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1320 I don't care if you have a rabbit in it! You have to remove your hat! 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1321 'I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you,' is not an acceptable response in this court! 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1322 I dont care if you practiced law inSpringfield and are growing a beard..TAKE OFF YOUR HAT.!! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1323 Despite the impressive wand, your parking tickets have not vanished. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1324 For the last time, you can't get a volunteer from the jury box! 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1325 She's not your assistant, Splendita, she's the f-ing DA 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1326 I’m thinking of making you disappear! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1327 I cannot tell a lie. You are not Abraham Lincoln 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1328 The magician's code doesn't work under oath. Please answer, where did the bunny come from? 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1329 No!!! This is NOT where the magic happens! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1330 It's magic only if I say it's magic. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1331 If your mouth is not returned to your face immediately, I will have my bailiff bring me a pen and I will draw one on myself. How’s that for a magic trick? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1332 Sustained. The defendant will refrain from referring to the public defender as his beautiful assistant. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1333 Ok wise guy, bring back the defendant! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1334 I'm going to make you disappear -- for five years. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1335 This is a court of law, not your magic act. The rabbit was evidence. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1336 Tell the Court exactly what happened AFTER you said ‘abracadabra’. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1337 Why can't you just bring them back? 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1338 Are you under the illusion that you don't have to answer? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1339 The prosecutor’s objection to the witness abracadabrazing the murder weapon is sustained! 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1340 Making the jury disappear will be considered tampering. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1341 Produce the rabbit, sir, or be held in contempt. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1342 No, that was not a trick question! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1343 They’ll be no dancing in my courtroom Mr Astaire. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1344 For the last time, the phrase is, 'I invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment to avoid self-incrimination', not 'A magician never reveals his secrets.' 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1345 You will address her as Counsel, not 'My lovely assistant.' 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1346 Yes or no, Mr. Smith. At the birthday party did you make the crying child disappear? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1347 You're here for Voir Dire, not Voila! 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1348 Make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1349 Can you move the rabbit closer to the microphone, please. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1350 No!! I can't make this case Disappear!!! 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1351 That rabbit had a family! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1352 You'll need to pull a rabbit out of your hat for this one! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1353 You know perfectly well why you were charged with theft by deception. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1354 Raise your other right hand, 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1355 I don't care about the rabbit. Take your hat off. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1356 No. 'Puttin' on the Ritz' is not a plea." 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1357 If my gavel disappears one more time... 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1358 The witness will cease making the exhibits disappear! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1359 Give me back my teeth! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1360 You can’t answer questions with the ‘Gettysburg Address’. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1361 The court does not care about your magicians code- we still need to know how your mother-in-law disappeared. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1362 Really, your name is Mike? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1363 I must inform you, sir, that making your mouth disappear does not relieve you of the duty to answer the prosecutor's question! 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1364 Look, I won't ask you again, where's the stash of coins you keep behind my ear ? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1365 And, no funny business. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1366 I have the perfect disappearing act for you--we're sending you to the Witness Protection Program in Las Vegas. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1367 No more misdirection! Just answer the question! Did you, or did you not, saw her in half? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1368 I need for you make that hat disappear. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1369 Well I sure didn't make the jury rise. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1370 If you don't make the stenographer's machine reappear, I will make your freedom disappear. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1371 Yes, even magicians must reveal their secrets about where they were on the night of the 14th. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1372 You make that witness reappear right now!!! 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1373 No more volunteers! 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1374 For the last time, I'm not going to pick a card. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1375 You must answer truthfully! Are you certain that is the last time you sawed the victim? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1376 Look, we found the rabbit in your hat, so you can't say you didn't know where it came from. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1377 OK, Mr. Copperfield, I am only going to ask you one more time, and remember you are under oath, what did you do with the body? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1378 You're not making a good case for bail...now, where's my watch? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1379 And if one more witness disappears, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1380 For the last time, stop referring to the stenographer as your 'lovely assistant' 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1381 You, sir, are reminded that, in this court, waving a wand does not make it so. 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1382 I don’t care what you say—I won’t have you turning this courtroom into a three-ring circus. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1383 Need I remind you that you are under oath. Now, how did you do that trick? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1384 No, the court will not accept the testimony of your rabbit. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1385 I'm only going to say this one more time. It's "So help me,God," not "Abracadabra!" 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1386 Don't think you can wave your magic wand and make this all go away. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1387 Please refrain from punctuating every sentence with 'Voila! 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1388 And now, if you make my gavel reappear, I can adjourn the meeting and go to lunch 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1389 My magic is stronger than your magic! 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1390 Your Honor, she's still in one piece, isn't she? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1391 First, I am not going to think of a number, second you will return my gavel, and third you will tell counsel what you did with the rabbit. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1392 Make your mouth re-appear! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1393 No, you may not answer with 'Abracadabra" 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1394 You will be held in contempt if any evidence disappears 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1395 It’s obvious you don’t understand the term ‘formal hearing.’ 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1396 "You can't 'abracadabra' your way out of this!" 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1397 And don't even think about trying to make that witness disappear! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1398 Call her 'my shapely assistant' again and you'll be held in contempt. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1399 Enough misdirection! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1400 Hey ... nobody's seen the prosecutor all day. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1401 Okay, Mr. Magic --- after that testimonial slight of hand, observe as the Great Judgecini makes a plea deal disappear." 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1402 Give me my watch back! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1403 Can you make that hat disappear? 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1404 And Presto!, the defendant will now disappear. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1405 Are you waiving privilege or wand? 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1406 I said answer the question without all the Hocus Poccus. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1407 I don’t care how you did it! Where is your assistant? 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1408 I'd hold you in contempt, but the bunny was cute. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1409 No, you cannot ask for help from your assistant. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1410 Tell us to the best of your recollection HOW the rabbit got under there? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1411 The court would have you re-appear the lead prosecutor immediately! 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1412 If you try to make the evidence disappear one more time, I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1413 I won't have any of your 'Hocus Pocus' in my courtroom. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1414 Honest Abe, my ass! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1415 The defendant will make my gavel reappear, immediately! 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1416 The rabbit can't answer for you 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1417 You will share with this courtroom the means by which you came into possession of the plaintiff's chosen card! 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1418 I decide who is the trickiest-you or the lawyer -OK! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1419 Stop making evidence disappear! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1420 If you disappear one more prosecutor, I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1421 Objection sustained--you may not saw the prosecutor in half, Mr. Santini. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1422 Can you please explain how the prosecutor's evidence just disappeared? 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1423 Give the assistant DA back her underwear!! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1424 The court does not recognize “magician’s privilege.” Now, answer the question: What happened to the rabbit? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1425 Pull one rabbit out of that hat, mister, and I'll saw you in half. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1426 Magic doesn’t work. An Executive Order however works like magic. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1427 Overruled! The magician's code isn't above the law. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1428 If you release doves into the courtroom again, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1429 One more outburst and I'll make you disappear. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1430 Any false statement will carry a presumption of an intent to deceive. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1431 For the last time, WHERE’S the bunny? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1432 Tell me the trick. How did you disappear your last three wives? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1433 No, you can't just make it disappear! 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1434 That is the final time you will invoke 'magician's code' as the reason you can't answer! 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1435 Very cute. Now bring the Assistant District Attorney back: 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1436 What’s under your hat? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1437 Sir, your shtick is about to get you 5 to 10. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1438 Dammit, I said Whodunit, not Houdini! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1439 No more hocus pocus in my courtroom! Ms Jones, you may proceed. Ms. Jones? Ms. Jones? 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1440 Yes the rabbit under your hat has to take the oath as well. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1441 The last rabbit in that hat was pregnant and now we have a family of 11 living under the bench! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1442 No, I don't want to see the court reporter disappear. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1443 You’re not leaving this court until you tell us where both halves of her body are. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1444 You WILL make your mouth reappear, and you WILL answer the question! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1445 And no tricks here...understand? 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1446 I don't care if your bunny would escape. No hats in the courtroom! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1447 It's just a traffic ticket, If one more prosecutor vanishes, Abracadabra hard time 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1448 If my gavel disappears again, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1449 I don't care if you name is Abe, perjury is perjury! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1450 When will the witness reappear? 1.3333 0.05474 90 62 26 2
1451 Just "Yes" or "No". "Abracadabra" doesn't work here. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1452 The twelve rabbits were cute but I need the jury back this instant. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1453 I don’t care about your doves! Nobody wears a hat in my court!! 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1454 Please answer the question: Do you or don't you know the whereabouts of the missing rabbit." 1.3333 0.05474 90 62 26 2
1455 Young man, the 5th Amendment does NOT apply to how you made that rabbit disappear. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1456 The gavel overrules the wand. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1457 Well I can make YOU disappear for ten years! 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1458 Only the Supreme Court can make precedent disappear. And return my gavel. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1459 You are to answer the questions after they are asked, not just before. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1460 Congratulations. You've made the evidence disappear. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1461 In my courtroom, he damn well better reveal his secrets! 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1462 What happened to Exhibit A ? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1463 How about you make the jury reappear? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1464 The Magician's Code will not work to explain the disappearance of the money! 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1465 You make Exhibit A REAPPEAR this instant or you're obstructing justice. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1466 I will have no more hocus-pocus in my courtroom. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1467 You won’t be able to make these charges disappear! 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1468 How the evidence disappeared is not protected as a trade secret. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1469 I am instructing you to stop referring to sawing your wife in half as a "trick." 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1470 Is there any chance you can make your memory "magically" reappear? 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1471 Saying "abracadabra" isn't going to make these charges disappear. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1472 You've got to speak up, Mr. Teller! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1473 No, you can’t plead “the magician’s code”. Now, did you saw her in half or not? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1474 Are you trying to bribe me with a quarter from my ear? 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1475 You pull a trick like that again and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1476 I don't care what you were told to keep under it or what you can pull out of it, remove the hat! 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1477 I’d like to remind you that the rabbit in your hat is also under oath. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1478 You must have been a really bad magician if you leave proof. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1479 Nothing from beyond this realm happens in my courtroom. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1480 I'm warning you, there'd better not be anything up your sleeve! 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1481 In THIS courtroom, even magicians are required to reveal their secrets. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1482 Don’t try pulling a rabbit out of your hat in my courtroom young man! 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1483 What do you mean- " I can make all this trouble disappear" ? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1484 No, I can’t make all of this just disappear! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1485 For the last time Maestro, I call the tunes here! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1486 If you make one more prosecutor disappear I'll find you guilty. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1487 No, it’s not good enough to say she’ll probably appear again some day. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1488 Sir, neither doves nor rabbits count as credible witnesses 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1489 I will hold you in contempt if you make one more witness disappear. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1490 I told you not to make the Prosecuting Attorney disappear.......so bring him back!! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1491 Another comment like that and I’ll make YOU disappear! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1492 Can you get them to all rise without being asked? 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1493 I'm warning you, if you make one more opposing counsel disappear I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1494 I don't care if you don't have a mouth. You will answer the question. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1495 Make one more D.A. disappear and I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1496 A wave of the wand won’t get you out of this one! 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1497 Those better be raisins. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1498 I don’t care if he did tell you to take your best shot, you may not turn the district attorney into a rabbit! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1499 What do you mean you left her top half at home? 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1500 May I remind you that the rabbit is already in contempt! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1501 A hundred people watched you cut Mrs. Jones in half. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1502 You can stop addressing your attorney as 'Your lovely assistant.' There is no escaping justice. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1503 Stop this nonsense! Where’s my gavel 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1504 Now look here, where the hell did your mouth go? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1505 Sir. I said collision. Not illusion. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1506 I'm thinking of a number between 5 and 10. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1507 We believe you're a magician; now I'm ready for my dentures to reappear. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1508 The rabbit died. I'm ordering you to pay child support. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1509 For the last time, Habeas Corpus and Abracadabra are not the same thing. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1510 You know you just can’t make a subpoena disappear. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1511 Objection sustained. The witness will stop asking counsel to pick a card. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1512 Yes, you still have to answer his question, even though you've made the prosecutor disappear. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1513 For the last time, it is not a trick question. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1514 No Mr.Smith, you CANNOT make the charges disappear." 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1515 Please respond to the question. Did your assistant have two legs before you began the illusion? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1516 Sir, the standard for all the truth, and nothing but the truth, has changed a bit since 2016. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1517 Stop referring to Counsel as 'my lovely assistant' 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1518 Sir, I will hold you in contempt unless you make the gavel reappear this instant! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1519 You seem to be trying to trick the jury! 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1520 Hey Presto" is not an acceptable answer 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1521 Now you see him now you don’t” is not a defense for kidnappin 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1522 We don't care that there's nothing in your sleeves, we're asking about the bodies in your freezer! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1523 Would the hare like to say something on its own behalf? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1524 If you don't make my bailiff re-appear, I'll hold you in contempt faster than you can say 'Presto'! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1525 Answer the question. There is no such thing as the magician-rabbit privilege. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1526 You bring that prosecutor back right now! 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
1527 And I’m Judge Judy and this is the Notorious RBG, now lose the hat. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1528 Making charges disappear is the prosecutor's job sir, not yours. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1529 You cannot ask for an assistant! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1530 And don't even think about trying that disappearing trick again. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1531 ... and there'd better not be any rabbits! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1532 The witness will refrain from referring to the prosecuting attorney as 'my lovely assistant' 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1533 Pick a number between 15 and 30. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1534 Sir, abracadabra is not a response this court recognizes. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1535 Enough with the tricks. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1536 No. As I said before. Smoke and mirrors are not allowed in my courtroom, and. No. You may not cut her in half to make your point. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1537 Fred Astair, I knew Fred Astair and you're no Fred Astair! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1538 Quit turning the prosecutor into a rabbit! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1539 This is not a show trial. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1540 If you make one more stenographer vanish, I'm going to hold you in contempt! 1.3261 0.05151 92 63 28 1
1541 Please stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1542 When she asked whether you saw the victim, she didn't mean 'saw' like in one of your tricks 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1543 Habeas corpus not hocus pocus! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1544 I'm going to give you one more chance: where did the rabbit go? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1545 It's a whodunit, not a Houdini. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1546 If you say "A magician never reveals his secrets" one more time, I'm gonna throw the book at ya. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1547 Don’t deny it - you were SEEN cutting her in half! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1548 Keep your rabbits in your hat, okay! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1549 OK, What the hell have you done with my gavel? 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1550 Now listen here, young man! One more spell out of you and you’ll be pulling a rabbit out of an orange jumpsuit! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1551 One more trick like that and you’ll be found in contempt. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1552 For the last time, stop putting my gavel under your hat and saying 'TA DA.' 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1553 And don't attempt to disappear like you did the last time. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1554 If you make another witness disappear, I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1555 Abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya worked in the 80's but not anymore young man. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1556 You're under oath! Now tell me how to saw a lady in half! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1557 No, you did not just make the charges against you disappear. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1558 You'll address me as Your Honor, not as Magical Merlin. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1559 There will be NO magical thinking in MY courtroom! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1560 Watch me pull a maximum sentence out of your hat! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1561 And none of your courtroom tricks! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1562 This is the District Attorney, not your assistant. And you have about three seconds to undisappear my gavel. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1563 I hereby order you to make the jury reappear. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1564 The witness will reproduce that evidence - and my gavel immediately! 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1565 Illusions are on trial here, not magic. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1566 I knew Fred Astaire. Fred Astaire was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Fred Astaire! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1567 Yeah? Well,THIS "Obama judge" SAW you stuff the rabbit in there! 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1568 I know you are a good one, but you must reveal your secret in this court! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1569 It is not an "illusion" if she doesn't reappear. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1570 Change him back right now or you'll be the one disappearing next! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1571 Do you or do you not waive your magic wand? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1572 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not an acceptable answer! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1573 I clearly heard you say “abra CADAVER”! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1574 I am warning you! If another prosecutor disappears, it will be jail-time for you! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1575 Under oath, a magician reveals EVERY secret up his sleeve. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1576 do you wish to change your plea? Your rabbit has been found and is willing to testify. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1577 Answer the question. Are you an expert in deception?" 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1578 For the last time, if you don't bring the rabbit back, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1579 Interested in disappearing for perhaps, 10-15 years? 1.3258 0.05246 89 61 27 1
1580 You can't just make your mouth disappear. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1581 Making the jury disappear is out of order. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1582 If the jury doesn't reappear in two seconds, you'll be held in contempt! 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1583 Yes, a whole room full of people saw you make your assistant disappear. The question you were asked was...Where is she?" 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1584 You're supposed to be a expert in Collusion, not Illusion! 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1585 So your telling me those records just disappeared out of thin air? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1586 She’s got a warrant. Give up the rabbit and, poof, you’re gone. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1587 No you may NOT turn her into a white man. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1588 Objection sustained! You can not keep making the prosecution disappear every time you don't like their line of questioning. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1589 You're going to be quite a magician to escape these charges!_ 1.3258 0.05484 89 62 25 2
1590 If you make the prosecutor disappear again, I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1591 For the last time, you may NOT call the rabbit in your hat as a character witness. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1592 Return the cape and wand immediately, to the only bonafide magician in this courtroom, your defense lawyer! 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1593 Trick question or not, this court will not tolerate trick answers! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1594 Answer the question! Did you saw the lady in half or didn't you?! 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1595 Very funny. Now bring the Bible back! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1596 Young man, when the state references your prison escape you do not shout 'Abracadabra' 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1597 Although entertaining, Abracadabra is not a legal defense 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1598 Now you listen to me, stop saying "If the cape doesn't fit, you must acquit!" That trick only worked one time! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1599 No you don't pay less alimony because you sawed your ex in half. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1600 If you give "ta da" as an answer one more time, I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1601 These charges will not disappear no matter how many times you say hocus-pocus. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1602 Sir, the rabbit in your hat and the doves up your sleeve have not been sworn in. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1603 Dammit! Where did she go? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1604 I must remind you that this is a levitation-free zone! 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1605 It doesn't matter how much money you spent at Trump University, you're no Expert Witness in this court! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1606 Just a reminder, Mr. Astaire, there will be no dancing around questions in my court! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1607 You either pull that U.S. Attorney back out of your hat or I'll hold you and all your damn rabbits in contempt. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1608 There is no 'magician's privilege' - answer the question. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1609 And stop calling this The Inferior Court. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1610 I don't care if there is rabbit poop in your hair. You will remove your hat in my courtroom. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1611 I know you’re just a witness, but you’ll return my gavel or I’ll sentence your rabbit to PETA... 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1612 Remember: the truth, the whole truth, and no tricks. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1613 ‘“There is no magic in my court room.” 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1614 Greatest magic trick I've ever seen--committing perjury without even having a mouth! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1615 If you don't return her voice and her wristwatch, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1616 This is your last chance Mr. Johnson: where is the ace of spades? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1617 Bring back the jury now!" 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1618 Wave that wand ONE more time and somebody's gonna disappear! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1619 You will bring the jurors back, or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1620 Sir, for the last time, stop trying to make the evidence disappear. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1621 You’ll answer counsel’s questions or I’ll make you disappear! 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1622 Bring back the jury before I hold you in contempt of court 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1623 I'm warning you,no tricks! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1624 Sir, the court has already stipulated that you are puttin' on the Ritz. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1625 Did you say, "Abracadabra" then or are you saying it now? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1626 This is your last warning! You must refrain from making the evidence disappear! 1.3187 0.05154 91 63 27 1
1627 Puttin' on the Ritz" does not impress the bench. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1628 I will hold you in contempt of court if you don't make that witness and evidence reappear this instant! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1629 Make my gavel reappear or you're in contempt! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1630 You have 3 seconds to make that rabbit re-appear, it is evidence! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1631 You will remove your hat irrespective of rabbits. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1632 A favor: Can you make the prosecutor disappear? 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1633 Only if you can make the charges disappear 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1634 In this courtroom, I wear the hat! 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1635 Bring back my gavel or we'll see if you can make a contempt citation disappear. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1636 What do you mean you can’t make him reappear? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1637 You're in big trouble, young man. Your attorney won't be pulling any rabbits out of a hat for you. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1638 Ok wise guy, give me back my gavel. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1639 Can you please make this case disappear? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1640 And I'm the only person who gets to wear a black cape in this courtroom! 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1641 If you don't pull that rabbit of your hat immediately, I'm going to pull my hare out! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1642 Please leave it to your lawyer to pull rabbits out hats 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1643 You can wave your wand all you want but the charges are not going to disappear. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1644 I've had all the prestidigitation I am going to take from you, sir! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1645 Not funny. Please un-disappear the Bible. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1646 Your Honor, I don't do cover-ups! When my lawyer said white lie, I thought he said white tie! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1647 Where did you hide the rabbit? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1648 If you say, "If the silk gloves don't fit, you must acquit" one more time, I'm going to find you in contempt! 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1649 Go on, tell her how you knew it was her card! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1650 Dammit, man! Bodies don't just up and disappear! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1651 One more wave of that wand, Houdini, and I'll give you a summons you cannot refuse. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1652 Did you saw the body in half or not? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1653 No tricks, got it! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1654 We know these rings are linked. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1655 If there is a rabbit in your hat and a trick up your sleeve, where are you pulling your defense? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1656 Just say “yes, I solemnly swear,” not “indubitably.” 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1657 Make one more juror disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1658 Okay, Mr. Amazing, what did you do with the Bible? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1659 But where does the bunny come from? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1660 … nothing but the truth; and no, you cannot have a scantily-clad assistant. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1661 You have to answer the question, sir, so please make your mouth re-appear. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1662 My magic is better than yours. Take off the hat and lose the wand! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1663 Much as I like your sense of humor Mr. Peabody, formal proceedings do not require formal attire in this court. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1664 Stop saying that you can’t reveal your secrets. Either take the fifth or answer the question! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1665 Only the president can invoke the ""Magicians Code". 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1666 If you say "Presto-I'm-Free-o" one more time, I'll cite you for contempt. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1667 Tell her how you did it. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1668 Yes, that means the whole truth! 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1669 When will that surprise evidence show up? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1670 I’ve had enough of this act! Now tell us the truth ... where is the damned bunny? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1671 This is the people's court! America's Got Talent is next door. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1672 You can’t plead the Magician’s Oath. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1673 No more of your tricks or I will hold you in contempt 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1674 Bring back the prosecuting attorney! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1675 One more “abra -ca-dabra “ and I’ll cite you for contempt. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1676 Appearances are NOT everything! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1677 There’s not the sleightest chance you can escape the charges.” 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1678 I don’t want to warn you again , enough about the rabbit ! 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1679 In my sound judgement your illusion of truth can not hide the facts. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1680 First a rabbit, now an alibi. Mr. Magnifico, please empty the contents of your hat. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1681 Just pull the damned rabbit! 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1682 Hocus Pocus is not an affirmative defense. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1683 I demand you to show me what else you're hiding under your hat! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1684 Tell us who you sawed! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1685 Sir, spare us the illusory details! 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1686 For the last time, what did you do with the rabbit? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1687 I am going to hold you in contempt if you don’t “abracadabra” the defendant to reappear NOW! 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1688 If you make any evidence disappear I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1689 Produce the rabbit sir. And might I remind you, you’re under oath. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1690 If you say, 'What's the magic word?' one more time when she asks you a question, I'll use my own wizardry to make your freedom disappear. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1691 You're to answer the questions 'yes' or 'no', not 'abracadabra'. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1692 A good magician may never reveal his secrets, but I'll remind you you're under oath. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1693 No! You cannot make her magically disappear. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1694 Prosecution is correct, the rabbit was in fact subpoenaed, too. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1695 You’re prestidigitating on thin ice, mister! Now answer the question! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1696 The defendant is directed to answer the question. Where did the rabbit go? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1697 I don't care if you say tomato or tomatto, I'm not calling the whole thing off!! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1698 Don't give us a song and dance. Just answer the question. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1699 I demand that you stop referring to the DA as your "lovely assistant." 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1700 Don't think you can just wave your wand and disappear 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1701 No you can't just wave your wand and make her white. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1702 She wants to know where's the evidence? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1703 You have four score and seven seconds to answer the question. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1704 'Make your mouth reappear and take the oath!' 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1705 Unless you can pull your assistant back out of that hat, you're going to jail for murder. 1.3140 0.07068 86 68 9 9
1706 She's your attorney not a volunteer from the audience! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1707 You will respect the order of this court and bring my gavel back ... now! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1708 I’ll put you in contempt of court if you don’t bring back jurors 3 and 5 right now” 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1709 Making daddy and mommy's cocaine disappear" is NOT a magic trick and certainly not appropriate entertainment for a child's birthday party 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1710 Don't you dare! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1711 How many times do I have to tell you? It's habeas corpus NOT hocus-pocus! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1712 If I see that rabbit one more time I'll cite you both for contempt! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1713 Make the bailiff reappear or I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1714 Dress appropriately for a murder trial! 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1715 Another stunt like that and I'll hold you in...a tender embrace. STOP IT! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1716 The witness is instructed to reveal how the trick was performed. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1717 You can’t just saw people in half and expect to get away with it. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1718 Ok, wise guy. You don’t step down from the witness stand until the fat lady sings. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1719 The witness will reconjure that photograph at once. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1720 Do you recognize that rabbit or not? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1721 What have you done with Exhibit A, Merlin? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1722 Answer SHAZAM' once more and I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1723 That’s the fourth court reporter you’ve made disappear. Bring them all back or I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1724 Less hocus pocus, more witness focus! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1725 You're not going to pull that honest Abe stunt in my courtroom! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1726 And PRESTO!" you'll be held in contempt, if you say that again 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1727 I will not have magicians pulling out their wands in my courtroom! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1728 For the last time, evidence doesn’t just magically disappear. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1729 No, you just can't wave your magic wand and make this all go away! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1730 If you make the bloody glove disappear one more time, you’re in contempt! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1731 No sir, you may not leave for the finals of your Fred Astaire look-a-like competition. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1732 No you can't take the 5th. I want to know how you did that. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1733 Don’t just pull any old answer out of your hat...answer the question sir!! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1734 You don’t have to tell us all the details of the trick! Just tell us where she is now! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1735 I don’t care about the Magicians Code- tell her how you did it. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1736 And I am warning you sir, there is to be no disappearing act before your next scheduled court appearance. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1737 I'm going to ask you one more time: where is the bunny? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1738 You can't make the question disappear. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1739 You're accused of a series of hoaxes. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1740 Your laments about a bygone era are shared ,but please confine your answers to the questions asked. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1741 Making evidence disappear is not allowed in court. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1742 I want my Exhibit A back! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1743 I'll have none of your hocus pocus in this courtroom. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1744 Answer the question: 'At what point did you realize the saw was real, and had cut the victim in two?' 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1745 A magician never tells his secrets" is not applicable in my courtroom 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1746 Now, let me wave my magic gavel and find a perfect placement for you. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1747 And just how many rabbits did you kill? 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1748 I don't care HOW GOOD a magician you are - in THIS Court, you simply CAN'T make 65 clowns in neck braces "disappear" after hitting their Volkswagon! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1749 A mere coincidence you say? After sawing your wife in half, you then tried to collect the life insurance. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1750 This is the tenth time you've escaped from prison. Even magic fans are tired of this act. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1751 Your sentience is 25 to 30 shows in Reno. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1752 Making a woman disappear for the sake of your career is NOT grounds for acquittal. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1753 In my court room you will stop commanding the DA to disappear! 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1754 No more hocus pocus! Just answer the question. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1755 No - I can't tell you which way I"m leaning even if you promise to keep it under your hat! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1756 You make another juror disappear, and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1757 No. The court does not recognize the hocus pocus defense. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1758 I'm allowing abbra. Kaddabra will find you in contempt. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1759 You're all alike. You say one thing and do another. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1760 This was NOT supposed to be a formal hearing! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1761 Don't come in here with that "emancipation" bullshit!! This is 2019 and trump's in charge!!!! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1762 Bring back my gavel or be held in contempt. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1763 I don't care what's under there - no hats in my courtroom! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1764 Don't try that disappearing act here ... 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1765 I don't care about the doves. You have to remove your hat. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1766 Stop trying to make the charges disappear. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1767 I'll remind you that the whole truth means no misdirection. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1768 Now make the bailiff reappear immediately or I'll find you in contempt! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1769 We know you're honest but you've got to take The Oath anyway. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1770 Actually, no; you can't just make a subpoena disappear. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1771 Just answer yes or no, Mr. Astaire. We don't need the old song-and-dance routine. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1772 What do you mean, "She turned me into a newt?!" 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1773 I demand you to make my gavel reappear! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1774 Alibi! Not Abracadabra! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1775 Are you sure you've never heard of Penn & Teller before? 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1776 Answer the question! Where the hell is your mouth? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1777 Can you give us an address other than just Gettysburg? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1778 Perform another stunt like that and I'll find you in contempt. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1779 Don’t play tricks with me! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1780 Young man, there is more to a formal hearing than formal attire! 1.3095 0.05350 84 59 24 1
1781 I will NOT tolerate any disappearing evidence tricks in this court, you understand?! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1782 Yes ! You have to empty your sleeves ! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1783 Answer the qustion: what did you do with your mouth! 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1784 Rabbits are one thing, but making entire juries disappear is unacceptable. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1785 Listen here, young man, that rabbit is evidence! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1786 This court does not recognize your writ of hocus pocus." 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1787 Mr Anders,I will admit I have no idea how you did it...and it was amazing...but turning the jury into swans is technically contempt of court 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1788 If I see anymore rabbits, you're in contempt. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1789 Watch it, buster. You call it magic, but we call it perjury. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1790 Please return the bible! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1791 Confess! Where have you hidden the True finale of Game of Thrones. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1792 No abracadabra here - just say, “I do”. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1793 Remember Mr. Magnificent, that you are still under oath, now in your own words, how did you make all those jurors disappear? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1794 "Abracadabra" does not replace the oath to testify truthfully! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1795 I don't care if you're dressed up like Honest Abe,you still have to take the goddamn oath. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1796 That’s not what’s meant by the term “formal hearing.” 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1797 What did you do with Juror #4? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1798 No more tricks. What happened to our bible. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1799 Case Dismissed! Your argument that your taxes are being audited and therefore are not available to the court was as dazzling as it was elegant. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1800 I order you to tell us how you did it! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1801 I don't care where the rabbit is, just put the jury back. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1802 You will answer 'yes' or 'no', not "Abracadabra!" 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1803 You slashed her in half, stashed her in a trunk, and made her disappear. I suppose that's all part of an act. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1804 Abracadabra my glasses off one more time and the bailiff will have you in Houdini-proof cuffs! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1805 My courtroom, my sleeves. Got it? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1806 Get a poop scoop for your horse and I'll dismiss your case. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1807 All right wise guy, what did you do with the lower half of my body? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1808 If you vanish one more time I will hold you in contempt of magic. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1809 Son, you may call it a "trick," but the law calls it grand theft auto! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1810 The theatre is next door. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1811 Listen here! If that evidence remains missing, I will hold you in contempt! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1812 Say Abracadabra one more time, and I am going to make you disappear! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1813 Listen up, Mandrake, in my courtroom no one is allowed to have anything up their sleeves 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1814 I don't care about 'professional courtesy,' the witness needs to appear! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1815 Abracadabra” is non-responsive 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1816 I don't CARE if this makes you late to the opera! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1817 Hey, Mandrake. Your next spell will be 3 -5 years in the state penitentiary. 1.3038 0.07505 79 64 6 9
1818 No, you cannot make the prosecution disappear! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1819 The court reporter wants you to spell “abracadabra”, not perform a spell. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1820 No more of your tricks. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1821 Abracaslammer! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1822 The Jury shall disregard the witness' assertion that everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz. 1.3038 0.07286 79 63 8 8
1823 Bring my gavel back right now. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1824 The whole truth and nothing but the truth. None of that Hocus Pocus stuff. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1825 When you appear in my courtroom, I expect you to do it through the door. And take off that hat! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1826 Tricks might have got you here what I need from you is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the whereabouts of the other half of your former assistant. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1827 Incorrect, Sir! Congress never actually ratified the Disappearing Act! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1828 I sentence you to 5 years in a maximum security...you know...that shiny black cabinet with the holes you poke your hand and foot through so we're sure you're in there. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1829 Bring them back. Making the jury disappear won't exonerate you. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1830 Saying abracadabra will not make the charges against you disappear 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1831 I’d better not find out you’re hiding something! 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1832 Will the witness PLEASE stop referring to duty counsel as 'my lovely assistant'. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1833 Don't try to dance out of this 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1834 Whoever told you that being all tricked out would win you favor with the jury was mistaken. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1835 Making the Bible disappear doesn't mean you can lie! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1836 For the last time, NO MORE TRICKS! 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1837 Stop making your mouth disappear and answer the question! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1838 You saw her in half, you're going to jail. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1839 Answer the question! Do you know the whereabouts of Flopsy, Mopsy or Cottontail? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1840 'But she's a woman!' is NOT enough of a reason not to answer the counselor's question. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1841 Don’t think you can get out of this by pulling a rabbit out of your hat 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1842 So you're telling me the rabbit disappeared by itself? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1843 For the last time Mr. Spellbinder, 'Abracadabra' does not explain to the court how your ex-wife's Pomeranian ended up in your hat! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1844 You're not going to make these charges disappear so easily, Mr. Robbins! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1845 Unless you show the Court the missing Rabbit, I will be forced to hold you in contempt ! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1846 I'll be watching you. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1847 One more disappearing witness Mister Magnifico and you'll be held in contempt! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1848 No, sir, trick answers are not allowed. Only trick questions. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1849 Seriously; what the hell's the matter with you? You're in here for wire fraud and embezzlement! 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1850 Now, I don’t want any dirty tricks in my court, young man. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1851 No more evasions, Mr. Houdini! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1852 Alright Houdini, make the Prosecutor reappear this instant, or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1853 Now is the time to work your magic 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1854 Let me see you get out of this one! 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1855 For the last time, you cannot have a volunteer from the jury for your next answer! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1856 Well, you’re not going to make this case disappear. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1857 For the last time, there's no such thing as the 'I believe in magic' defense to murder. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1858 Please sir, just answer the question. Did you or did you not pull a rabbit from your hat? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1859 Instead of a rabbit, let's see you pull an answer to counsel's question out of your hat! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1860 If my gavel doesn't reappear real soon, there will be consequences 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1861 NO...You may not make her disappear 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1862 Just remember, I still will hold you in contempt even if you do turn me into a pigeon! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1863 Listen, son, no one believes that rabbit "vanished." And we are NOT interested in giving you another animal so you can "prove it." 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1864 I didn’t tell you to wipe that smirk off your face! 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1865 Listen Bud. We're not playing some cloak and dagger game. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1866 Sir, I don't care that it was a disappearing act... bring your wife back!!! 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1867 Damn your magicians code of silence, a woman was sawed in half! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1868 Your next trick better be making your charges disappear. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1869 The court is warning the defendant for the final time—stop changing members of the jury into doves! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1870 I will hold you in contempt if you pull a rabbit out of that hat. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1871 Let's see where that wand ends up when we hold you in county prison overnight. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1872 Alleged rabbit! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1873 What do you mean you can't reveal your secret? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1874 In my courtroom, you take your hat off in the presence of a lady! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1875 This is my courtroom, and we will not be taking any volunteers!" 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1876 And no corpus pocus either. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1877 Wipe that smile off your face? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1878 You can wave that thing all you want, but this case is not going to disappear. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1879 Just answer the question! Was my card the Queen of Clubs? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1880 NO! You can't make the evidence disappear! 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1881 One more warning: No picking coins from the ears of the jury! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1882 One more abracadabra and I’ll make you disappear. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1883 Where has all the magic gone? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1884 I" say when it's time for discovery 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1885 Made your mouth disappear, hey wise guy? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1886 I don't care if there is a rabbit under there. In my courtroom, a gentleman removes his hat. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1887 For the last time: "Hocus-Pocus" is NOT acceptable legal mumbo-jumbo terminology. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1888 I’ll have you know making bunny rabbits disappear is a ten year minimum punishment. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1889 I'm directing you to produce that evidence--and right now. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1890 Don’t Pull Any Tricks...!” 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1891 Fancy footwork won’t get you out of this one, mister. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1892 What do you mean witness tampering? I just want to know how it was done 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1893 Answer the question. No more tricks from you! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1894 Think you can pull a not guilty verdict out of your hat? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1895 You do that one more time and I'll slap you with a 'failure to re-appear', got it? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1896 Just because you made your mouth disappear doesn't mean you can't testify... 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1897 Last warning! Defendant can either plead the fifth or tell me how he knew my card. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1898 Were you or were you not involved in the break in at Honest Abe's Costume Shop? 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1899 Corpus delicti is not the same thing as abracadabra. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1900 Get this straight. Wizardry Syndrome is not a defense. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1901 Just because you’ve pulled a few rabbits out of your hat doesn’t make you an expert on birthday parties. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1902 Swear or affirm,and leave out the bit about rabbits. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1903 Objection overturned. Let's see the defense witness pull a rabbit out of his hat. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1904 No one in this courtroom wants to be your assistant! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1905 Fess up! Where's my bottom half? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1906 I’m warning you one last time, “magic” is not an acceptable explanation for the disappearance of your wife. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1907 Making your wife 'DISAPPEAR' is not alibi... 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1908 Justice is blind, not invisible. The next time you disappear the prosecutor I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1909 I don't care how hard you try, you are not going to make this trial disappear. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1910 Make that murder weapon reappear immediately, young man, or be found in contempt of court! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1911 Well, unless you plan to pull an alibi out of that hat, I am afraid this show may be over quickly. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1912 I don't care if you're Abe's Great-great-great-great-great grandson, take the damn hat off in the courtroom! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1913 And I can presto chango YOU into pinstripes 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1914 No illusion.” Is not a defense 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1915 You can't wear a hat in court, even if the rabbit runs away. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1916 No, you CAN'T saw the prosecutor in half to prove you've improved. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1917 Making your mouth disappear does not excuse you from answering the questions. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1918 Any more hocus pocus out of you and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1919 This is not night court! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1920 For the last time, she's not going to bring you a cup of coffee. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1921 answer the question yes or no, abracadabra is ambiguous 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1922 If you don't return my gavel, I will make you disappear! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1923 Give me back my gavel or I'll hold you for contempt of court! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1924 Mr. Magnificent, making the jury disappear doesn’t mean you can skip the question. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1925 In this venue they’re called victims, not volunteers from the audience! 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1926 If you make one more piece of evidence disappear, I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1927 If I tell you why the system is so corrupt, it will ruin the mystery! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1928 That Bible had been there since 1905! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1929 If you make me disappear like the last judge you'll be sorry. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1930 What do you mean your other suit is at the cleaners? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1931 For the last time, WHERE is the jury?! 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1932 If you vanish on the count of three one more time.... 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1933 Is it true you cut a lady in half? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1934 I order that you make the charges against you reappear! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1935 You say a good magician never reveals his secrets. Yet a woman lies dead, sawn in two by your own hand, in full view of hundreds of witnesses. So I put it to you that you are not a good magician, Mr Fantabulous. Not even close. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1936 We know the rabbit did it so you need to make him show up and confess. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1937 This court sentences you to watch your own show. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1938 No, the prosecutor will not take your drink order. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1939 Bring back your mouth or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1940 You're under oath. No tricks. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1941 When you make kids dissapear, you have to make sure they reappear. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1942 You know I can make you disappear. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1943 I won't have a show trial in my courtroom! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1944 Quit with your gimmicks and make the evidence reappear! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1945 You must stop making the evidence disappear! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1946 Why can't a man be your lovely assitant? It's 2019! I asked first! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1947 You better get your act together or I will hold you in contempt! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1948 Show some remorse. You sawed the victim in half.” 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1949 It’s beyond a reasonable doubt that the king of hearts was my card. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1950 Enough with the patter. What did you do with the rabbit? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1951 You’re deluding yourself if you think you can make this disappear with the waive of a wand! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1952 Two previous Astaire impressionists each got thirty years. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1953 The rabbit is next witness! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1954 Sir, just because the defendant is a rabbit, that does not mean you may be excused from jury duty. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1955 Look, if you pull that stunt with the rabbits again I'm holding you in contempt! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1956 You get the evidence back here right now! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1957 I will NOT trade you my gavel for your wand! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1958 I don't care if it did belong to Houdini, you can't be sworn in on your wand. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1959 For the last time, re-appear my gavel or I'll jail you for contempt! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1960 Harebeas corpus. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1961 May I remind you, sixty-three persons saw you saw her in half. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1962 Make Exhibit G appear again! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1963 I think you're taking the, "A magician never reveals his secrets," thing a little too literally. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1964 You cannot make your crime disappear in my court, sir!! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1965 For the last time, where's my watch? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1966 Aspiring model for New Yorker cover is not an occupation. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1967 Could you please make my gavel reappear? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1968 Reveal the magic word or you will be held in contempt of court. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1969 On the count of three, bring back the defendant. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1970 Sir, I told you to STOP making the jury disappear! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1971 Saying 'Poof!' does not make the evidence disappear. You will answer the question. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1972 No! You cannot get some help from a member of the audience. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1973 You have the court's permission to demonstrate why they call you 'Magic Mike,' but it better be brief. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1974 Listen young man! You can't make yourself disappear this time. Now answer the prosecutors question. What happened to mister funny bunny? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1975 What do you mean half of her disappeared? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1976 No,you may NOT make your charges disappear! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1977 I want my wallet back and I want it back now 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1978 One more rabbit from your hat and you'll be held in contempt -- now answer the question. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1979 Call me your assistant one more time and I'll pull contempt out of that hat. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1980 And just where is your better half? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1981 Save your magic ward for the crowds. In my courtroom my gavel speaks truth to all fiction and alternative facts. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1982 For chrissakes, just admit you didn’t really saw her in half and make her disappear! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1983 Get the hell off my stage. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1984 The order to appear applied included the rabbit. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1985 I'm not falling for your tricks! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1986 Look here Mr. Amazo, I dont appreciate tricks in my courtroom. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1987 Under oath” means you can’t just say “Maaaaagic,” to every question 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1988 It appears that the third prosecutor has now disappeared, any idea how that might have happened!? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1989 And remember, you're under oath. So none of your hocus pocus. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1990 Make the Prosecution reappear! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1991 Now where did you hide my gavel this time? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1992 Listen up, Houdini. Next time no escape." 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1993 Don't ever come into my courtroom again without trousers and underwear. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1994 I need that quater for parking! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1995 There is no magic answer, but we do need an answer. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1996 Sir, the court knows a politician is not a magician. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1997 If I hear one more Shazam! out of you....... 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1998 Clear the courtroom one more time like that and I'll make an outburst! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1999 I still see you. Answer the question or your next "disappearing act" performance will be in jail. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2000 Answer the question! Did you or did you not cause my gavel to disappear? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2001 If you can't produce the rabbit, I have no other choice but to hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2002 Either the jury re-appears this instant or the court will stick that magic wand where the sun don't shine! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2003 We’ll have none of that hocus pocus in my courtroom! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2004 I'm sorry Mr. Barr you cannot just waive your Trump magic wand an make all the subpoenas go away. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2005 Your mastery of illusion is not mesmerizing in this court! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2006 What do you mean the missing rabbit is in this very courtroom? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2007 No, I will not let you off if you pull a rabbit out of your hat! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2008 Attempt another disappearing act, Mr. Great Zambini, and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2009 I can't be expected to to grant bail to someone whose work includes making people disappear. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2010 It can't ALL have been done with mirrors... 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2011 Smoke and Mirrors" is an idiom, Mr. Smith. Objection sustained 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2012 There will be no puttin’ on the Ritz in my courtroom! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2013 If you point that magic wand at me I’ll have you thrown out on your habeas corpus. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2014 Yes, some prime witnesses have suspiciously not shown up but if you think you're going to make this entire matter disappear you are very wrong. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2015 Now tell the court, what happened next after you sawed her in half...? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2016 No, for the last time, we may not switch roles. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2017 This is the last time I'll tell you, that thing won't make her disappear. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2018 Stop making our jurors disappear! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2019 Making the prosecutor disappear will not release you from your conviction. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2020 'Poof, he disappeared' is not going to let you get away with murder. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2021 Where is the man who you turned into a bunny? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2022 Did you cut her in half or did you not cut her in half? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2023 No tricks up the sleeve now, you hear me? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2024 Pull a rabbit out of your hat again and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.05293 75 53 22 0
2025 There are no rabbits in my court room. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2026 You mean to tell me that the victim was still alive after you sawed her in half? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2027 No, you can't saw her in half to prove your point. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2028 She's the prosecutor, and, no, she won't check your hat and cloak. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2029 You call pulling that alibi out of your hat magic. Why I can make you disappear for 20 years to life with a flick of my gavel. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2030 The prosecutor asked for your address, not Gettysburg's 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2031 I’m afraid you’re no longer qualified to be an expert witness on the Republican Party. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2032 Evidence doesn't just disappear 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2033 In the future, Merlin, I suggest you refrain from attempting to saw your assistant in half and stick to card tricks! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2034 Another trick like that and you're in contempt. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2035 It was an order to appear. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2036 I know you're honest, Abe, but you still have to swear to tell the truth. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2037 Now is the time you'll need to pull that rabbit out of your hat. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2038 I'll have no more conjuring 'executive privilege' out of you! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2039 I'm warning you for the last time, a witness may NOT misdirect the jury! 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2040 This time, conjure up the truth! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2041 You cannot magically make someone appear in front of me with evidence to the contrary! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2042 You will not do your disappearing act! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2043 Make the evidence reappear or I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2044 For the last time, it is not hocus corpus! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2045 You don't fool me, I can see you! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2046 OK, buster, what did you do to all the juries? They all turned into rabbits! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2047 Now, see here, she does NOT have to tell you what's up her sleeves. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2048 Well, the evidence will have to reappear! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2049 I don't care if you ARE a magician - pull that rabbit out of your hat again, and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2050 Just answer the question; no more illusions. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2051 That's as jumbo as your mumbo's gonna get, Houdini. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2052 Please use your wand and bring the prosecutor back. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2053 You don’t have to begin every answer with “Ladies and gentlemen, fix your eyes...” 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2054 In this court not even you can wear a hat, Mr. Lincoln! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2055 The court unanimously decided that magic shows violated the 8th Amendment which forbids cruel and unusual punishment. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2056 It’s still a hit-and-run if you hit-and-disappear. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2057 No, Harry, you're a lawyer. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2058 For the last time, no, you may not invoke the Magician's Code. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2059 I don’t care if it is a magician’s secret...answer the question. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2060 Next time the witness pulls something like that out of his ass, he will be found in contempt of court. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2061 Not how, why did you do it? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2062 When asked 'Where were you on the night in question?' you must be more specific than 'Where the Smart Set goes to see & be seen'. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2063 Making the evidence disappear does not mean your case is dismissed. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2064 Please stop referring to this as 'the case of the missing rabbit.' 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2065 I can put her back together" is not a defense 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2066 For the last time, I will NOT pick a card, any card. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2067 Give me back my quarter! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2068 That hat won't convince the jury of your honesty, Abe. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2069 You're telling us your boss is just some rabbit who is on vacation? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2070 Well, is it abra or cadabra? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2071 How do you explain your assistant disappearing on the 9th? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2072 She’s not asking for you to pull a rabbit from your hat, just answer the question! 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2073 Try escaping Federal Penitentiary Houdini! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2074 No rabbits! No trick cards! Or I'll pull the lever for dudgeon sentencing! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2075 No, sir, Magician-to-rabbit communication is not privileged! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2076 The jury finds you guilty under section 2 of the Vanishing Act. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2077 We're going to let you go without bail this time, son, but don't you dare disappear on us. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2078 There will be no illusion of justice in my court room! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2079 And no disappearing acts! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2080 And get those rabbits out of my chambers! Do we understand each other? 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2081 And I'd caution the witness not to make any other prosecution exhibits disappear! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2082 Repeating "Abracadabra" over and and over will NOT make this go away. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2083 You will be held in contempt if you don’t answer the question. So just make your mouth reappear. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2084 Things may go better for you if you stop referring to me, and the prosecuting attorney, as 'muggles.' 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2085 And for the last time, it is NOT within your rights to make her key witness disappear! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2086 This court insists you stop making any more witnesses disappear 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2087 Did you or did you not saw your wife in half? 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2088 Show her the rabbit or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2089 Sustained, you must indeed reveal your secrets 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2090 You bring back her steno machine or I'll make you disappear for forty years. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2091 Correct me if I’m wrong, but i’m guessing your attorney lectured you on the importance of your appearance in court. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2092 Ok, make the jury reappear right now, or I’m holding you in contempt of court! 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2093 Son, if you make *one* more juror disappear, I'm going to have to hold you in contempt. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2094 Anser the question yes or no!Did you really cut her in half? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2095 No, you may not saw the Assistant DA in half! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2096 You keep that hat on!" 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2097 You will return the prosecutor this instant, and stop levitating his assistant, or the next "abracadabra" will find you in contempt! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2098 If ONE more juror disappears..I will hold you in contempt. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2099 If you levitate the jury one more time, I will find you in contempt! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2100 You were asked to READ the exhibit. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2101 SHE gets custody of the rabbit. So, pull it out of your hat before I hold you in contempt! 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2102 You needn’t worry about giving away the trick. It’s the trick who has complained. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2103 Well Mr. Wizard, I doubt you'll be able to make your sentence disappear. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2104 Hey, only I can clear the courtroom. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2105 You heard the prosecutor. What did you do with those rabbits? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2106 Don't you dare make me disappear! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2107 Sir, you are being charged with a class A felony! Not a classy one! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2108 Pull your mouth out of your hat and answer the question. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2109 Only a news anchorperson sitting behind their desk can get away with not wearing pants! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2110 ``Bring those twelve people back!!!'' 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2111 Bring the witness back! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2112 Make another witness disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2113 Answer the question, or I'll make you disappear. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2114 Performing magic tricks with the law is my job! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2115 Please make the rabbit re-appear or you will be held in contempt, sir. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2116 I am going to revoke your bail to be certain that you too don't disappear. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2117 I'll remind you again that you must wait for the question before you reveal your answer. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2118 No, you’re rabbit does not need to make an appearance. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2119 Sonny boy, don't try to impress me with that Abe Lincoln look! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2120 “No, you may NOT make the District Attorney disappear!” 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2121 So where's the bunny to solve the case? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2122 If you think making that evidence disappear is going to keep you out of jail, you better think again. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2123 I’m giving you to the count of three to return my gavel. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2124 There will be no tricks up your sleeve in this court young man, or poof, you’ll be in contempt. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2125 No shenanigans now, hear? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2126 You will stop making the evidence disappear 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2127 If you had a smile I'd tell you to wipe it off your face, m'lord 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2128 Neat trick. Now give me back my gavel 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2129 Again, there is no such thing as a "Writ of Abracadabra"! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2130 Stop this testimony, and may I remind you that conjury is a serious offence! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2131 I don’t care if you’re in the Magician’s Alliance...answer the question! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2132 The rabbit has key testimony! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2133 Presto change-o my ass! You’re still in the witness box. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2134 Any more hocus pocus out of you and I'm gonna make you disappear for five to ten. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2135 The witness will raise his right hand, not his sleight of hand! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2136 Make my gavel reappear Now! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2137 Put that smirk back on your face right now or I'll charge you with contempt! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2138 Repeating 'abracadabra' and 'hocus pocus' doesn't answer the question. Did you or did you not saw your assistant in half? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2139 Please remove the rabbit from your hat! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2140 Please remove your hat and keep the rabbit out of sight 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2141 In all my years on the bench I have never seen a witness with more tricks up his sleeve that you! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2142 Answer the question! Tell the court how the chief witness against you can simply disappear? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2143 Don't go trying any of your fancy tricks, Young Man, like making witnesses disappear! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2144 How about the name you had before "Waldo the Wonderful"? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2145 We will have none of your tricks young man! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2146 One more trick and you will be held in contempt! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2147 'Ipso chango' does NOT explain Miss Winters' disappearance. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2148 Very good, but you better make that evidence reappear right now! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2149 The only thing your pulling out of your hat today is my gavel. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2150 What exactly do you mean when you say 'you forgot how to make the prosecutor reappear' " 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2151 I thought you were dead 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2152 But we haven't yet begun with formal proceedings. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2153 If you make her disappear one more time, I will find you in contempt. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2154 What do you mean you disappeared before things started heating up? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2155 OK smart aleck, where's my gavel? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2156 Make the murder weapon un-disappear 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2157 I'm telling you for the last time... do NOT keep making the defendant disappear!!! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2158 I will NOT take your rabbit's word for it! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2159 And now you can make that Bible re-appear! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2160 The whole damn system is NOT out of control, and I CAN handle the truth. Now go sit down!! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2161 I'd ask you to kindly remove your hat, but I'm afraid of what might be in there. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2162 Well then you better ‘Abracadabra make the evidence RE-appear!’ 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2163 We all saw what you did now tell us HOW you did it. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2164 ...and further more, no disappearing acts... 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2165 I hereby order you to make that evidence reappear! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2166 I don't want to know how you did it, just make the court reporter reappear. With our underwear! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2167 You can't make that ticket go away! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2168 Sir, the hat must come off, I don’t care what might ‘jump out’. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2169 Is there a rabbit under your hat or are you being disrespectful to the court? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2170 Don’t try that on me! I’m an extremely stable genius! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2171 No, asking how you did it does NOT violate your ‘Magician’s Code’! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2172 "If you think smoke and mirrors will work in my court ... well, you're probably right! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2173 I don't care if we are past the discovery phase - take off your damned hat! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2174 The witness is instructed to leave the rabbit in his hat" 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2175 I'd hold you in contempt of court but I see no point in putting you in a small enclosed room! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2176 Please say Abracadabra again and bring back the Jury! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2177 Let's cut through the formalities, shall we? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2178 If my gavel disappears one more time I will hold you in contempt! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2179 This court will not refer to you as 'The Great Whodunit'! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2180 No, you are not allowed to disappear after you cause a traffic accident even if you came out of nowhere! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2181 Now make the evidence file reappear! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2182 Anything you pull our of your hat had better be by prior leave of the Court. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2183 I order you to stop making the prosecution disappear whenever they ask a question you don't want answer! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2184 Nice trick. If that juror doesn’t re-appear in my courtroom in one minute, I’m holding you in contempt! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2185 Please answer the question! How did you know that you sawed her exactly in half? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2186 Let me start by reminding you that we're here because your white rabbit filed for habeas corpus, so why don't you start by producing said rabbit! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2187 I warn you. There'll be no hocus-pocus in my courtroom, young man! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2188 Try that trick again and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2189 As I have repeatedly told you, NO ILLUSION! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2190 You can't claim upper-class privilege! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2191 Yes, this is a formal hearing 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2192 More tricks from you or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2193 Admonishing the witness, again — this Court does not tolerate attempts to make the cross-examination, or opposing counsel, vanish! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2194 Your motion for 'abracadabra' is hocus-pocus! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2195 You need to make the murder weapon reappear right now! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2196 Will you marry her or not? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2197 I don't know how you did it, but you better tell me how you made that money out of thin air! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2198 The prosecutor asked you to roll up your sleeves. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2199 You can’t pull a rabbit out of your hat this time! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2200 And I am to believe my gavel just vanished into thin air? On its own? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2201 'Your rabbit is stuck in traffic." 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2202 Could you make some of my caseloads disappear? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2203 Let me remind you. I was a huge fan of that rabbit, and we want answers. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2204 Speak one more time about retrieving a rabbit from within anyone else's apparel, and SHE won't be the only one holding you in contempt! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2205 Answer the question or I will make you disappear ! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2206 I don't care that a magician never tells a secret, you swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2207 We'll have none of your tricks in my court! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2208 Answer her question! HOW did you make the witness disappear? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2209 Get up. You’re sitting on the rabbit. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2210 It may go against your profession but this court will not allow a misdirect examination. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2211 For the last time, stop making the prosecutor disappear! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2212 She said you stole some bunnies... 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2213 One more attempt to turn these proceedings into a three ring circus and you're back on the train with the lions. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2214 Let's recess until tomorrow. Until then, could you entertain my grandson's birthday party this afternoon? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2215 Have no illusions -- making my gavel disappear will not result in your case being dismissed. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2216 Calling this a kangaroo court does not give you the right to make rabbits and birds appear. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2217 Stop citing ‘Hocus v. Pocus’ and just tell us the rabbit’s whereabouts. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2218 This 'three ring circus' atmosphere is BECAUSE of you! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2219 The question is not an illusion and neither am I! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2220 One more ‘abracadabra’ from you and I’ll hold you contempt! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2221 I will ask the questions Mr Holmes NOT you 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2222 Where did you put that damn rabbit! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2223 You can't keep making the jury disappear every time they find you guilty 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2224 The witness is instructed to refrain from referring to counsel as "a volunteer from the audience." 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2225 First, Mr. Winger, charges can be dismissed, not "disappeared." Second, I see a little furry foot sticking out of your hat. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2226 This is my last warning, it’s my gavel that controls this courtroom, so act like a magician and make that wand disappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2227 Make me disappear!! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2228 If you say ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’ one more time, I’m finding you in contempt. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2229 My gavel had better reappear. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2230 You turned into a driveway? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2231 Making the jury disappear will have no effect on the outcome of this trial. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2232 I'm warning you for the last time - stop making the evidence disappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2233 Put that wand away. I'm the one who dismisses the jury around here. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2234 Make the bailiff reappear or spend the night in the allakha-slammer! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2235 Hey, Buster, I don’t need you to tell me how to run a formal hearing.” 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2236 Well I don’t care who hired you to make voters disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2237 Abra-cadabra" is not an appropriate response to counsel's question 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2238 Next time you pull a rabbit out of that hat, I'm gong to find you in contempt. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2239 One more, "Hey, Presto! I'm not guilty" and I'll be presto'd into giving you 90 days for contempt. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2240 I don’t care if you don’t have a mouth, you must answer the question. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2241 This is the third time you made a witness disappear and we can't find them! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2242 We found the saw and a pair of legs. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2243 You can't get out of this one by refusing to appear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2244 Damn it, who else would turn this jury into rabbits? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2245 Yes, that WAS my card but back to the tax evasion you’re in here for. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2246 This Court does not take sleights lightly, young man. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2247 Bailiff, let's see if Mr Amazing here can escape from your handcuffs! Contempt of Court! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2248 I can’t reveal my secrets” isn’t going to cut it in my court room 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2249 If the witness makes another prosecutor disappear he will be charged with contempt 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2250 Forget the rabbit! Time to say your prayers! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2251 Any more of your ‘tap dancing’ and I’ll find you in contempt! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2252 I'm sorry, Mr. Ross, but you can't just say, "presto!" and make this all go away." 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2253 You can’t just wave your wand and make the charges go away! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2254 Is that a rabbit moving under your hat? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2255 I want to remind the witness to stop dressing up the facts 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2256 You are not honest Abe. Answer the question honestly, Abe. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2257 Hey, Houdini! Make that hat disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2258 We've already had discovery so you can't just pull something out of your hat. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2259 I don't care what the magic word is, mister - you better that make that evidence reappear quick-smart or we'll soon see if you're also an escapologist! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2260 Bring the defendants back RIGHT NOW, Mr. Magic! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2261 Me Giuliani, saying it's magic can not make truth disappear! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2262 Bring back my bailiff right now! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2263 For the last time, I am not your “lovely assistant”. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2264 I demand you turn me back into Judge Judy right now 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2265 Now that I've made that smile disappear from you face, if you continue to insult the court, for my next trick I'll make you disappear! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2266 You have to reveal the trick--where did the evidence disappear to? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2267 I don't find your antics amusing, Magic Man. Now make the prosecuting attorney reappear or I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2268 He told me to make the problem disappear. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2269 Now make that evidence reappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2270 Please stop referring to me as your lovely assistant! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2271 This court dismisses pulling a rabbit out of a hat as evidence 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2272 For the last time, no jury member can be your volunteer! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2273 Okay, Mr. Magic, the burden of proof is on you to make the plaintiff reappear . . . in one piece. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2274 Call me 'Judge Muggle' one more time and I guarantee that the consequence will be absolutely spellbinding. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2275 I need a young Lincoln impersonator in this courtroom like I need a hole in the head! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2276 This is not going to work Fred, I recognize you. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2277 I'm sorry, you can't make this crime disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2278 What do you mean, 'First I saw it, then I didn't'? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2279 We haven't fallen for your trick - we know you have your mouth hidden somewhere! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2280 Waving your wand will not make these charges disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2281 Do you really expect me to believe you were tricked into it? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2282 Thats enough of your hocus-pocus, answer the question! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2283 No!! You cannot make her disappear!!! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2284 I warned you about making your mouth disappear 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2285 No sir. America’s Got Talent is next door. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2286 You bring that jury back right now! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2287 Yeah? Well, I can make you disappear without the hat. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2288 Try making yourself disappear from my courtroom. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2289 You can't just turn the prosecutor into a woman. You know we don't take those seriously. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2290 Her question was pretty clear, now where's the bunny? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2291 Bring back the stenographers machine right now! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2292 OK, Mr. Wilson, One more ABRACADABRA and you'll held in contempt...... Answer the questions ! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2293 Waving your wand is not going to make the charges against you disappear. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2294 Magic Word? I don’t need to say a magic word for you to answer the prosecutor. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2295 You can't plead the 5th on the count of illusion! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2296 For the last time, make that Bible re-appear. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2297 Sir, pleading that "a magician never reveals his secrets" does not hold up in my court. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2298 You will be held in contempt unless you make my gavel reappear! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2299 You can't pull answers out of your hat, or for that matter, anywhere else. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2300 I do need that mallet back now. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2301 Hey! I'm running this show! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2302 Mr. Smith, your imitation of Fred Astaire does NOT excuse you from dancing on the flowers in the Botanical Gadens ! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2303 So if you could make the jury reappear, we’d appreciate it. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2304 I know you're hiding him under your hat! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2305 You cannot make the defense attorney vanish into thin air like that. Bring him back right now!!! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2306 Forensic Magician! And what? You make crimes disappear? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2307 Making the evidence disappear is not going to help your case. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2308 Raise your whole hand, not your sleight of hand. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2309 Go directly to jail; do not pass go, do not collect $200! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2310 By the way, that rabbit you gave my kid died last night. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2311 My title is JUDGE. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2312 If you can’t make the truth appear, I can make you disappear. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2313 Tell the WHOLE TRUTH Mr. Attorney General or I will magically hold you in contempt! 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2314 Woah, woah, woah, it may be magic YOU know, but it's up to the jurors, to never believe it's not so. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2315 Look at me...Look at me. I am the magician now. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2316 No Tricks! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2317 Look! It's my gavel. You made it disappear. I want it back! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2318 No, Karmac, she is not bringing you a sealed envelope. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2319 'Making the jury disappear is NOT going to make this charge disappear Mr Smith..' 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2320 If you ate that rabbit young man, you are in REAL trouble! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2321 Testimony from the plaintiff that the defendant was incapable of performing the routine backwards and in high heels is hereby stricken from the record! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2322 Hats off and and mouths on in my courtroom! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2323 Answer the question! Where did you hide the rabbit? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2324 I don't care if the trick worked -- they never found the body! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2325 Now you see it, now you don't will be stricken from your testimony,sir!" 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2326 No, the rabbit doesn't have to be sworn in, too. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2327 I will not have you make a mockery of this courtroom - now, where is the rabbit? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2328 If my gavel is under your hat, we'll see what you can do with bread and water. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2329 Objection Sustained! And please make my gavel reappear, Sir! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2330 You cannot magically make this go away young man! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2331 Your rights do not include making evidence disappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2332 You have exactly ten seconds to make Exhibit A reappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2333 Make one more prosecuting attorney disappear and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2334 That's not how you change attorneys! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2335 What do you mean “Now you see it. Now you don’t.”? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2336 You may look like Abe Lincoln, you may swim like Abe Lincoln, and you may quack like Abe Lincoln, but I know Abe Lincoln and you're no Abe Lincoln. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2337 The prosecutor wants to know what you did with her bunny!!! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2338 Counsel's objection to your turning the jurors into newts is sustained. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2339 I wear the robe in this court! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2340 Remember sir, you are under oath. So, once again: is the rabbit under your hat? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2341 No sir, you can't make the questions you don't like disappear. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2342 Bring my gavel back NOW! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2343 No rabbits,no doves,no flowers! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2344 No more of your tricks, Mr. Barr ! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2345 Scrap the magic act & show us your right hand. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2346 I will not pick a juror, any juror! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2347 The hat I can tolerate but don't try to pull anything out of your ASS. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2348 Very impressive. But the court holds you in contempt if you don't make my gavel reappear now! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2349 The defendant will no longer use the term abracadabra or he will be held in contempt of court. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2350 I know you can make witnesses disappear, but you do not have the power to pardon. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2351 Produce the rabbit or I'll hold you in contempt of court. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2352 Mr. Astaire, stop dancing around the question; a simple yes or no will do. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2353 You think you know every trick in the book, but we know you sawed those girls in half! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2354 Objection sustained! Where the rabbits disappeared to is precisely the subject of this inquiry! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2355 You're a defendant, not a magician. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2356 I like her better as a mannequin, too. But turn her back. It’s my lunchtime! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2357 I don't care if you entertain the jury, but the TV camera stays on me. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2358 Answer the question! Are you now, or have you ever been, in possession of a rabbit? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2359 And don’t even think of sawing me in half. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2360 You can’t plead the fifth just because you made your mouth disappear 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2361 Answer her question, Dickens, or it'll be the worst of times. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2362 You look vaguely familiar to me. If I'm right, you did great freeing all them slaves. Just don't get any such ideas around here." 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2363 If you pull that rabbit out of that hat one more time, I am holding you in contempt 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2364 I’m told that the prosecution’s exhibits have disappeared from the evidence room. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2365 Okay, the court recognizes you as an expert witness in magic. Now make my gavel reappear. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2366 How dare you tell the truth about a trick I've been performing for the kids in the family since they were 5! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2367 I don't care if your Hare does not like air conditioning. Hats OFF in court!" Murray Block, Albany, N 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2368 Have you filed a notice of disappearance? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2369 It'll take more than a wand to make this case disappear 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2370 The witness shall make his mouth reappear. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2371 Last warning - "I would prefer not to" is not an acceptable response! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2372 Answer the question! You don't want to see the trick up my sleeve! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2373 OK, I get it - you're honest. Now answer the question. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2374 There's no misdirection in this courtroom! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2375 I don't care who you are, sawing a woman in half is illegal. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2376 You turn that prosecutor back into a frog right now! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2377 Just answer her question. Did you or did you not saw the woman in half? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2378 Frankly it sounds like a bunch of hocus-pocus! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2379 You cannot claim Noblesse Oblige! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2380 I don't care how "amazing" that looked. Please bring the bailiff back so we may swear you in and continue with your testimony. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2381 You pulled the bunny out of where?!? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2382 No, you may not make the key witness disappear until you bring back the accused! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2383 Bring back the evidence, clown 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2384 Just because you're dressed as Honest Abe, does not mean I'll believe everything you say. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2385 Making your mouth disappear is a nifty parlor trick, but you still have to answer the question! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2386 Disappear one more time and I will hold you in contempt! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2387 If you don't bring back my gavel immediately, I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2388 I don't care if you are a magician, you're not doing a disappearing act in my courtroom. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2389 I hold you in contempt. Bailiff, cuff, chain, and confine this man to a barrel underwater. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2390 Reassemble the jury immediately! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2391 No, we don’t want to see a trick and stop calling the district attorney your assistant! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2392 Abracadabra yourself. You won't make me disappear. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2393 I don't care what's in your hat. Remove it! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2394 What did you do with my jury!? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2395 Did you think you could cut your assistant in half and get away with it? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2396 I'm sorry but Abracadabra is not an alibi. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2397 My gavel reappears or your freedom disappears. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2398 In other words, no more verbal sleight of hand. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2399 Sir, we believe you are who you say you are, now please return the jury to the jury box.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2400 There is no such thing as 'Magical Privilege'. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2401 Answer the question! What happened to the RABBIT ? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2402 No more tricks. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2403 Please! Hands in view at all times. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2404 I don't know how you did that, but exhibit 'A' better reappear NOW! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2405 I'm not going to tell you again. You have to wait to be dismissed from the witness stand before you disappear in a puff of smoke! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2406 I have to caution you that ‘Alakazam’ is not an acceptable answer. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2407 Very well“ is not an acceptable answer to, “How did you do that trick? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2408 Abracadabra” isn't a simple yes or no. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2409 Nice try, but you’ve got to do better than that to make me disappear. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2410 If there's a rabbit under that hat all of your testimony will be stricken! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2411 Objection overruled. That was not a trick question. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2412 Can you answer the question without saying abracadabra first. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2413 No, we will not 'watch the prosecutor disappear.' 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2414 No more of your tricks, Mr. Pocus. Answer the gentleman's question. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2415 There is no such thing as magic in this courtroom. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2416 Objection sustained! Now make the jury reappear! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2417 Let's see if you can sim sala bim your way out of Sing Sing! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2418 And I'm telling you, if I don't get my bailiff back now, you're going to disappear from three to five years. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2419 For the last time, you can't ask her to pick a card 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2420 No, you can’t order a martini during cross-examination! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2421 I’ll remind you that you are under oath. Is there really nothing up your sleeve? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2422 "A straightforward answer to counsel's question will suffice. You can hold the 'Abracadabra,' thank you." 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2423 For the LAST time, whipping your dick out is NOT a magic trick! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2424 Let me remind you this isn't The Palm Court at The Plaza! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2425 Remember, you're under oath. Now what happened to that rabbit?" -Markel & Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2426 Stop asking me to make this all disappear! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2427 One more operatic analogy and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2428 Perry's in another courtroom right now. Della's going to ask a few preliminary questions...and take off that hat! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2429 No, we can't continue the trial without the district attorney. Now bring him back! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2430 So, you thought that it was a good idea to make the President disappear!!!! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2431 Your hat comes off, doves or no doves. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2432 Magicians never reveal their secrets" will not hold up in this court 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2433 You maybe the next David Copperfield but you cannot make these charges disappear 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2434 I said, Make the evidence reappear. NOW! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2435 I'm warning you, bring the defense attorney back right now. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2436 Stop trying to make me disappear! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2437 You can’t make the charges disappear! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2438 The defendant will reappear the opposing counsel RIGHT NOW! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2439 Do you solemnly swear that you’re up to no good? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2440 Stop addressing me as Mr. Firstnighter. I'm the judge. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2441 No tricks! The truth will not disappear in my court. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2442 Yes or no--not tally-ho! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2443 Very clever but the Court needed that rabbit for evidence. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2444 So you're the one who sat in front of me at the theater! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2445 I don't care about the Magician's Oath, just answer the question. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2446 I will be referred to as Your Judge, or Your Honor, not Your Assistant! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2447 You are mistaken sir! Cutting your assistant in half is indeed a crime. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2448 The Court will again remind the defendant that sawing a woman in half is an allegation to take seriously. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2449 Your disappearing act is getting old!! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2450 I'll give you just thirty seconds to make the jury reappear. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2451 Guilty! I sentence you to four score and 6 years. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2452 If you have a rabbit in that hat pull it out now 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2453 Evidence does just does not disappear! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2454 We know juror number six didn't just saw herself in half like that 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2455 C-O-N-T-E-M-P-T. I’m spellbound. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2456 You swore to tell the truth, I don't care about the magicians code, so answer the question. Who hired you to cut the lady in half? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2457 Look, if the prosecution’s top half doesn’t reappear in the next two minutes I’m holding you in contempt. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2458 No you may not make yourself disappear. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2459 It's not a magic trick if you really saw your wife in half. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2460 Answer the question, where did your assistant go after you made her disappear? 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2461 And now that rabbit is running around my courtroom. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2462 I'm going through a difficult divorce myself. Can you work some magic for me on it? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2463 ”As an expert witness, you are supposed to clarify the evidence, not make it disappear! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2464 Maybe in your last big trust case it worked, but here "Abracadabra" is not really responsive to the prosecutors questions! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2465 You are not honest Abe. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2466 If escaping from a locked jail cell is not in your repertoire, then I suggest you make that evidence re-appear. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2467 You will not attempt to saw anyone in half. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2468 This oath supersedes the magician's oath. Now tell the lady how you made your wife disappear! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2469 No, you don’t misdirect the jury, I misdirect the jury. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2470 To hell with the magician’s code, just tell the court what happened to the rabbit! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2471 For the last time, no misdirecting the jury! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2472 Dapper, schmapper, the hat comes off!! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2473 Don’t think you can just make this case disappear. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2474 Answer the question! Were you, or were you not, responsible for your assistants' disappearance? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2475 My gavel seems to have disappeared, can I borrow your wand? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2476 Your Fifth Amendment rights do NOT include making your actual mouth disappear! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2477 Their evidence seems to have disappeared. Charges dismissed once you reveal the contents of your hat. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2478 Hocus pocus will not be tolerated in my court room! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2479 No, your magician's oath does not supersede your oath to the court! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2480 I don't really care that there's nothing up your sleeve ... just answer the damn question! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2481 That's a writ of habeas corpus, not hocus pocus! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2482 One more "Abracadabra" out of you and I’ll hold you in contempt of court! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2483 Turn me back into a rabbit, you asshole. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2484 Abracadabra is NOT a legal term! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2485 Sir, you can't make the prosecutor disappear! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2486 You will wave your wand and summon up that mouth to answer the question 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2487 Don't answer the question with "abracadabra" again. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2488 Don't even try to disappear! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2489 Don’t even think about pulling a rabbit out of your hat in my courtroom! 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2490 Did you or did you not saw the lady in half? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2491 Who's your robe guy? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2492 One more rabbit, and I am holding you in conrmpt! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2493 If you pull one more rabbit out of your hat, I will hold you in contempt. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2494 You're only here 'cause I need a bunny wunny. Off with your hat! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2495 PLEASE remove the hat AND the rabbit! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2496 You have to answer the question. Don't keep saying "Abracadabra..." 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2497 Objection sustained. Wearing that outfit does not constitute proof that you can be in two places at the same time. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2498 For this, there is no precedent! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2499 Bail is set at 2 million. You are famous for a disappearing act. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2500 A simple yes or no. Did you have anything to do with the disappearance of the rabbit? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2501 The jury will disregard the witness's proposal of marriage to the attorney! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2502 It's 'Your Honor', not 'my lovely assistant' 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2503 I don't care if there's a rabbit in your hat, you take it off in this courtroom! 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2504 If there is any misdirection to be done around here, it's gonna be done by me, understand? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2505 Would you please cast your right wand and hex after me. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2506 Excuse me Mr Lincoln,can I be honest with you?!!! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2507 Sir, answer her question, where did the rabbit come from? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2508 One more rabbit out of your hat, and I am holding you in contempt of court! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2509 Making your mouth disappear is not going to get you out of testifying. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2510 Once more with the disappearing mouth trick and I'm going to hold you in contempt of court. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2511 This isn't Chicago. Answer the question! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2512 I remind you that the authority in this court is Black's Law Dictionary, not Blackstone. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2513 I’m only going to ask you one more time. Make my gavel reappear! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2514 Answer the question! What did you do with the rabbit!? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2515 Four score and seven years ago doesn’t cut it here! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2516 I said swear on the Bible, not make it disappear! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2517 Making the evidence disappear is not a valid murder defense! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2518 That gavel better reappear in three seconds. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2519 be careful young man ... I know a place where you won't be able to escape ... 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2520 Answers, no more rabbits! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2521 Don't think you can win this case by pulling some tricks!! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2522 No! Ta dah is not an acceptable answer to "Where's the missing girl?" 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2523 Sir, "A magician never reveals his tricks" doesn't apply under oath. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2524 For the last time, it wasn't a 'magic bullet' 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2525 Get off your high hat and just answer the questions. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2526 In my court you say, "I plea the fifth" not "a magician never reveals his secrets"! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2527 Very funny! You have exactly ten seconds to make my gavel reappear. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2528 Are you trying to pull an alibi out of a hat? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2529 Bring back Exhibit B! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2530 What I want to know is how you got thru the metal detector? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2531 One more comment, I'm going to erase the rest of your facial features. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2532 Your rabbit is NOT reliable witness 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2533 Please stand and raise your sleight of hand then.” 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2534 I've watched you pull enough rabbits out of your hat! Now answer the question." 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2535 You can not make her disappear 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2536 Please let me know before you pull the rabbit out of your hat! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2537 Don't think for a minute you can wave your magic wand and get out of trouble in my courtroom! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2538 Please stop referring to the prosecutor as "My assistant, the Lovely Linda." 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2539 The witness will please answer 'Yes,' or 'I do' to the question: 'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?' Saying 'Nothing up my sleeve, nothing inside my hat,' is not an acceptable response. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2540 Your disappearing act won't be tolerated in this court. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2541 Tax returns dude! Tax returns! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2542 If you pull one more rabbit out of that hat I will find you in contempt of court. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2543 You don't ask the questions when you're sitting in that box, McCoy. You answer them. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2544 Waving that wand will not make this case disappear 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2545 I'm the only person legally allowed to wear black silk in this courtroom. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2546 Answer the question! Where were you on the night of the disappearance? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2547 No, I am NOT going to make your Cruelty To Rabbits conviction disappear! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2548 Honest, Abe, honest! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2549 Tell us how you made the victim disappear and bring him back right now! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2550 Don't give me that Hocus Pocus! You sawed her in half! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2551 No sir, you are not disappearing today! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2552 Just because you made that Bible disappear doesn't mean you're not getting sworn in! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2553 If you are a 'conjuror' you should sit over there. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2554 Now, remember you are under oath. What did you do with the rabbit? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2555 One more time with that Abra Cadabra stuff and I'll hold you in contempt." 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2556 For your next trick, you better make your mouth reappear and answer the question! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2557 Take the defendant out of the hat, NOW! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2558 Of course you also have to make her reappear! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2559 Make that gavel reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2560 Answer the question! What happened to the white rabbit? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2561 No, you can't just make this whole thing just disappear! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2562 The rabbit is missing and we need to know what you've done with it. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2563 You're going to more than pull a rabbit out of your to get off! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2564 I suggest you make the chief prosecutor reappear. Now! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2565 I knew Abraham Lincoln Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine Sir you’re no Abe Lincoln 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2566 Show your magic, I want a pizza with everything on it now! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2567 Please explain to the jury exactly HOW the rabbit got in your hat. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2568 So I hear you're the new Attorney General? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2569 How in the hell did you get here? What do you think you are, some sort of magician? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2570 Did you make your assistant disappear or not? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2571 Your alibi cannot be a rabbit. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2572 Will the witness refrain from pulling evidence of his hat? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2573 I'll determine who's 'honest' around here...and, remove that hat 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2574 I prefer the word, 'disappeared.' 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2575 What, I'm a character witness? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2576 OK. Now make your mouth reappear and answer the question! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2577 If you make another witness disappear I will find you in contempt! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2578 If you're going to say it, at least say it right. It's levi-O-sa. Not levio-SA. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2579 Okay, I promise I won't hold you in contempt—just please make the bailiff reappear! We're ... we're in love. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2580 Bring the prosecutor back right now! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2581 My question’s a simple one: WHO DID IT? —not, HOUDINI? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2582 ...and there will be no rabbit pellets in my courtroom!” 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2583 No you may not turn Exhibit A into a pink rabbit for the jury! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2584 Now tell us what happened to the rabbit 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2585 This is New York, and when to threaten to make someone disappear you're going do jail time. Simple as that. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2586 Abracadabra" is not an answer to the prosecutor's question 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2587 You’re a magician. Make your hat disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2588 You can't magically make all this go away sir! Somebunny's got to pay! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2589 "No tricky stuff!" 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2590 If I see even one rabbit in this courtroom, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2591 i can make you disappear! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2592 Return my gavel — or I'll give you 20 to life. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2593 Sir, this is not an illusion, it's court 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2594 NO, you cannot have the handcuffs yet! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2595 I don't care how good a magician you are. You can't make the case against you disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2596 The witness will change the district attorney back to the pronoun he identifies with. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2597 This is bankruptcy court: you must reveal the secret of how the money disappeared. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2598 I wear the pants here and my gavel beats your wand! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2599 Great Redacto, reveal the contents of exhibit A. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2600 NO, you may not saw this lady in half! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2601 What's the magic word? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2602 No more tricks, just answer the question. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2603 There are still a few places in America where gentlemen remove their hats when indoors, and you're in one of them. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2604 I told you, the rabbits must make an appearance! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2605 No rabbits out of a hat in my courtroom 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2606 For the last time, she's not your "Lovely Assistant", and she doesn't want to be sawed in half! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2607 I'm going to sustain the objection, and I will again ask the witness to refrain from letting loose any more animals in the Courtroom 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2608 You must answer the question: how did your assistant disappear honestly. No more claiming you can’t answer because it’s your “trade secret.” 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2609 If you are such a great magician, let's see you turn Opra here into a Republican 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2610 Please stop starting every one of your answers with “And now, before your eyes, I will answer the question.” 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2611 We only accept poof in here, not bippity boppity boo. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2612 Enough! Now turn Mr. Jones back to being a man! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2613 This court will not tolerate competition from amateurs! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2614 You leave the jurisprudence to me, and I’ll leave the prestidigation to you! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2615 It’s all very suspicious, isn’t it? Your wife substitutes on the day the “Saw My Assistant in Half “ trick goes tragically awry. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2616 No,I do not want to see you pull a rabbit out of your hat. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2617 Abra cadabra will not suffice as an answer. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2618 Don't you dare vanish again!! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2619 I'll have you sawed in half for contempt if you don't tell opposing counsel how that trick works! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2620 She asked if you saw him disappear, not make him disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2621 What do you mean-the rabbit refuses to testify 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2622 Objection sustained for intentional vanishment of evidence. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2623 One more peep out of you and I'll give you a sentence you won't be able to cut in half. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2624 Honestly? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2625 One more outburst like that, and this court will hold you in awe and wonder! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2626 This is my final caution to you, this Court will entertain no more of your hocus pocus 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2627 Just answer the question! "Do you, or do you not, have a rabbit in your hat"? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2628 Enough with the sleight of hand , and smoke and mirrors. Just answer the question. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2629 Make one more piece of evidence disappear and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2630 If you make my gavel disappear one more time, I'll hold you for contempt. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2631 No, you cannot split your answer into three 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2632 No, you can't make the crime disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2633 You can't claim stage fright. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2634 The Court instructs the witness to make my pants re-appear RIGHT NOW! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2635 Because I'm the Judge is why you'll show the court what you have up your sleeve!" 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2636 The rabbit's dead! SPEAK UP! Whadya have to say for yourself? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2637 I'll try not to make you late for the opera 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2638 Just make sure no evidence against you disappears. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2639 Don't you mean, 'The gavel's in your ear, your honor'?" 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2640 The court orders the witness to reappear...immediately! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2641 A simple yes or no, sir. Did you, or did you not make the dollar disappear? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2642 You’ll answer the question Mr The great Zandini. Put down the wand and return your mouth. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2643 'Did you ... or did you not, saw that woman in half?' 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2644 Any more tricks and I'll clear the courtroom. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2645 Making the fetus "disappear" still gets you 99 to life in Alabama! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2646 Her party was a disaster without a magician! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2647 A simple "I do" will suffice. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2648 There will be no disappearing act in my courtroom. Understand? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2649 Abracadabra is not an acceptable plea in my court! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2650 A magistrate never tells his secrets. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2651 If you say "abracadabra" one more time, you're going to jail. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2652 I don't care if it's the Easter Bunny under that hat, Mr. Jones, you will remove it in my courtroom! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2653 No, you will not make the charges against you disappear. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2654 What exactly is up your sleeve? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2655 I will not tolerate any trickery in this courtroom! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2656 And furthermore, I'm allergic to rabbits! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2657 Why yes, that is the exhibit I was thinking of! 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2658 The sooner you make the witness reappear, the quicker we can end this. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2659 If one more witness disappears, I will hold you in contempt! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2660 You've got about 3 seconds to make my gavel reappear or I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2661 For the last time, sir, you can't "Abra Cadabra" your way out of this. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2662 Did you or did you not take her bunny? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2663 Just because you wear the hat doesn't make you a Magician, you sawed Mrs. Robinson in half! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2664 For the last time, we don't care what's not up your sleeves. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2665 What do you mean you make the evidence disappear? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2666 Obliviate? Stop twirling your wand and answer the question. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2667 No, I don’t want counsel to disappear. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11