Contest #664


Cartoon

664

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "When was the last time you saw either half of her?”
  2. “And stop referring to the prosecuting attorney as ‘my lovely assistant.’ ”
  3. “We know you're guilty. Now we want to know how you did it.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-05-26T22:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-06-09T22:09:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-06-03T22:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 10, 2019
Number of captions 4913
Number of responses 612158
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I just made a guy disappear for twenty years. Can you do that? 2.1917 0.00764 9456 1875 3893 3688
1 When was the last time you saw either half of her. 2.1365 0.00862 8044 1929 3088 3027
2 Exhibit A had better reappear immediately. 2.1278 0.00887 6978 1528 3030 2420
3 Put the jury back in the box and hand me the wand. 2.1267 0.00881 7795 1928 2951 2916
4 I'm thinking of a number between 20 to life. 2.0971 0.00870 7865 1995 3111 2759
5 No, you may not have a volunteer from the audience 2.0273 0.00899 7302 2059 2985 2258
6 I don't care what he said. He's the prosecuting attorney. Make him reappear. 1.9818 0.00962 6431 1973 2602 1856
7 That rabbit was evidence! 1.9713 0.00942 6682 2079 2716 1887
8 And stop referring to the prosecuting attorney as, "My lovely assistant." 1.9706 0.01044 5572 1775 2186 1611
9 Listen! If I thought I could make obstruction of justice just "disappear" I'd be president of the United States! 1.9683 0.01092 6023 2261 1692 2070
10 Enough! We get that you’ve seen her! Did you saw her? 1.9531 0.01279 3969 1385 1385 1199
11 Trust me. I've seen every trick in the book. 1.9091 0.01276 3599 1232 1462 905
12 For the last time - saying “a magician never reveals his secrets” is not the same as pleading the fifth 1.9040 0.01151 4373 1497 1799 1077
13 They found one of your hares at the scene of the crime. 1.9006 0.01151 4897 1855 1674 1368
14 There's no such thing as a writ of hocus pocus! 1.8966 0.01279 3918 1478 1367 1073
15 Take off your hat. She wants to question the rabbit." 1.8829 0.01153 4612 1715 1722 1175
16 Very funny. Now bring the jury back. 1.8817 0.01905 1615 580 646 389
17 I'll remind you that making evidence disappear is why you're here in the first place. 1.8745 0.01215 3824 1350 1604 870
18 I'm the only one who can make the charges disappear, understand!? 1.8733 0.02414 1010 369 400 241
19 Now that you're under oath, how did you know that was my card? 1.8675 0.02238 1223 466 453 304
20 If the jury doesn’t reappear after recess, consider yourself in contempt. 1.8670 0.01029 5242 1849 2241 1152
21 And you'd better not have anything up your sleeve. 1.8479 0.01432 2721 997 1141 583
22 No, I don't want to see another trick, AND I WANT MY GAVEL BACK. 1.8399 0.01174 4411 1749 1619 1043
23 The saw is Exhibit A. Your assistant is Exhibit B and C. 1.8359 0.01306 3767 1569 1247 951
24 I'm thinking of a number between 25 and life. 1.8001 0.01125 4503 1823 1757 923
25 Habeas corpus is one thing. Hocus pocus quite another. 1.8000 0.01087 4911 2013 1867 1031
26 One last time. Where is the jury? 1.7969 0.01135 4609 1930 1685 994
27 I didn’t mean for you to actually wipe that smile off your face! 1.7822 0.01687 2163 952 730 481
28 I'll decide if that's a trick question! 1.7818 0.01242 3721 1563 1407 751
29 Nice try, I'm still here. 1.7728 0.01352 3174 1363 1169 642
30 This is my courtroom, I don’t have to say the magic word. 1.7498 0.01600 2334 1062 794 478
31 Stop calling it a workplace accident: You cut a woman in half! 1.7485 0.01401 3014 1365 1042 607
32 Remember, anything you pull out of your hat may be used against you. 1.7485 0.01294 3181 1348 1285 548
33 Just tell the jury what you sawed. 1.7453 0.01343 3341 1540 1112 689
34 We know you're guilty. Now we want to know how you did it. 1.7378 0.01391 3036 1394 1044 598
35 Let's see you pull an alibi out of your hat. 1.7302 0.01596 2139 949 818 372
36 She's the prosecuting attorney, NOT your "lovely assistant!" 1.7247 0.01353 3077 1407 1110 560
37 Pick a prison, any prison. 1.7205 0.01594 2333 1108 769 456
38 You can't just make a witness vanish! This is a court not the White House. 1.6999 0.01732 2116 1084 583 449
39 Make that prosecutor reappear now ! 1.6844 0.01761 1809 883 614 312
40 Mr. Mysterioso, you're ordered to refrain from referring to the victim as the abra-cadaver. 1.6826 0.03208 608 317 167 124
41 We already have plenty of lawyers. Turn her back into a rabbit! 1.6807 0.01932 1597 812 483 302
42 Yeah, well, I too can make people disappear. 1.6766 0.02298 1011 486 366 159
43 Do you know I can make you disappear for 5 to 8 years? 1.6694 0.02060 1204 572 458 174
44 Where's my gavel and watch? 1.6687 0.01947 1458 724 493 241
45 The court instructs the witness to make the defendant re-appear. 1.6657 0.02014 1379 693 454 232
46 We found no evidence of illusion. 1.6614 0.02299 1131 594 326 211
47 Wave that wand and bring back my pants, NOW! 1.6588 0.02209 1231 651 349 231
48 Look. Every witness you make disappear just adds to the charges. 1.6571 0.02827 694 352 228 114
49 The witness is instructed to stop finishing every answer with, “Tah-da!” 1.6552 0.02392 960 486 319 155
50 I don't care if there's nothing up your sleeve, in my courtroom you will raise your right hand. 1.6493 0.02248 1095 562 355 178
51 Leave the deceit, trickery, and hocus-pocus to the attorneys. 1.6474 0.02446 1021 555 271 195
52 You make that jury reappear right now." 1.6398 0.02424 980 522 289 169
53 And you expect us to believe she just disappeared into thin air? 1.6395 0.02322 971 492 337 142
54 That may very well be what your rabbit told you, however hare-say is inadmissible in this courtroom. 1.6361 0.02742 731 382 233 116
55 No, you may not pull a witness out of your hat! 1.6338 0.02452 912 478 290 144
56 ...and stop ending every answer with 'Ta-da!'. 1.6337 0.02495 890 469 278 143
57 I keep a ‘Contempt of Court’ card up MY sleeve. 1.6296 0.02470 872 453 289 130
58 Just state your name, and don't include the word, "Amazing." 1.6275 0.02629 792 419 249 124
59 Sir, we can still see you so please answer the question. 1.6149 0.03246 509 272 161 76
60 She means when you last "saw her." Like, with your eyes. 1.6145 0.02737 716 383 226 107
61 The number I’m thinking is 20 to life. 1.6066 0.02838 671 365 205 101
62 Well, I can make people disappear for more than 40 years, so I suggest you put that wand away. 1.6062 0.02737 678 358 229 91
63 No, you may not cut your sentence in half! 1.6055 0.02930 649 359 187 103
64 Be more specific than, "She just disappeared!" 1.6045 0.02671 665 341 246 78
65 The last time I let you out on bail you just disappeared. 1.6013 0.02857 632 339 206 87
66 You make another witness disappear and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.6006 0.02955 636 354 182 100
67 Very clever. But there are plenty more where that jury came from. 1.6000 0.03047 605 339 169 97
68 When they went into deliberation, the jury was not composed of 12 angry rabbits! 1.5989 0.03238 571 331 138 102
69 Well, make the evidence reappear, damn it! 1.5974 0.02852 616 328 208 80
70 A magician never reveals his secrets” is not a defense 1.5971 0.02927 618 338 191 89
71 For the last time, stop making the jury disappear! 1.5961 0.02933 614 336 190 88
72 I'm locking you up for a spell. 1.5960 0.02933 599 324 193 82
73 One more stunt like that and I'll make you disappear for 3-5 years! 1.5901 0.02953 566 303 192 71
74 It's not a circus court. The word is 'circuit.' 1.5889 0.03158 557 316 154 87
75 Please answer the current question, not the next one. 1.5882 0.03090 561 313 166 82
76 You will make the prosecutor reappear immediately! 1.5860 0.03058 541 295 175 71
77 One more magic trick, young man, and I’m going to make you disappear for a very long time. 1.5855 0.02920 550 290 198 62
78 Make your mouth reappear and answer the question. 1.5808 0.03167 520 290 158 72
79 Very funny,now watch me make you disappear! 1.5768 0.03236 501 282 149 70
80 This is the second time your attorney failed to appear. 1.5763 0.03214 498 278 153 67
81 No, you can't make the charges disappear. Who do you think you are...Donald Trump? 1.5733 0.03542 464 276 110 78
82 How many more "surprise witnesses" do you have in there? 1.5708 0.03250 473 263 150 60
83 For the last time, there is no such thing as a writ of hocus pocus! 1.5708 0.03370 466 266 134 66
84 "Answer the question: where is her other half ?" 1.5702 0.03224 470 259 154 57
85 Sawing her in two makes you party of both parts. 1.5686 0.03298 459 256 145 58
86 You may step down, but we shall reconvene at 4pm for my son’s birthday party. 1.5657 0.03499 449 263 118 68
87 And the witness will refrain from referring to counsel as ‘my lovely and talented assistant’. 1.5655 0.03278 435 237 150 48
88 I'm the one who dismisses the jury. Bring them back this instance! 1.5647 0.03534 448 265 113 70
89 Let's just dispense with the 'abracadabra' before each response. 1.5644 0.03422 450 259 128 63
90 Rabbit or no rabbit, you'll take your hat off in my court! 1.5639 0.03449 438 251 127 60
91 I see you're up to your old tricks. 1.5635 0.03355 433 241 140 52
92 Answer her right now! Where is the rabbit? 1.5633 0.03601 442 265 105 72
93 Do you think you can make all that evidence disappear? You are not the Attorney General. 1.5616 0.03705 422 255 97 70
94 'She just vanished' is not an acceptable answer. 1.5615 0.03493 431 249 122 60
95 OK, you've made your point - now turn the prosecutor back into a 70-year-old white male 1.5596 0.03624 411 241 110 60
96 I want the prosecutor back in this courtroom, and I want him now. 1.5588 0.03616 417 246 109 62
97 And I'm thinking of a number between two and twenty months. 1.5588 0.03535 417 241 119 57
98 Now bring the jury back. 1.5580 0.03669 414 247 103 64
99 You will serve two sentences. One for each half of your wife. 1.5556 0.03655 387 224 111 52
100 Did you just say "abra-cadaver"? 1.5550 0.03669 400 236 106 58
101 You’re not the only one who can make someone disappear! 1.5533 0.03730 394 235 100 59
102 The witness will refrain from calling justice 'the world's greatest illusion.' 1.5508 0.03661 394 232 107 55
103 Answer the question. Your rabbit's testimony was haresay 1.5508 0.03730 394 236 99 59
104 Whaddya mean, what does it look like? It looks like a little hammer! 1.5506 0.03634 385 223 112 50
105 And when I turn around, I want to see my gavel back where it belongs. 1.5501 0.03624 389 226 112 51
106 Does it LOOK like I want a balloon animal? 1.5497 0.03656 382 222 110 50
107 Bring back the defendant. 1.5471 0.03676 382 224 107 51
108 I don't care how many rabbits come out; take off your hat in the court. 1.5469 0.03586 373 212 118 43
109 Last warning. Stop answering questions before they're asked. 1.5467 0.03774 364 214 101 49
110 No, I didn't see all the charges disappear. 1.5466 0.03438 386 215 131 40
111 If you don't make my pants reappear this instant, I'll hold you in contempt! 1.5462 0.03828 379 230 91 58
112 No you may not choose a volunteer from the audience. 1.5462 0.03504 379 213 125 41
113 Yes, I can still see you. 1.5428 0.03620 374 216 113 45
114 Turn me back into Judge Judy. 1.5428 0.03924 374 232 81 61
115 Mr. Majestico, this is your final warning. Stop stalling and answer the question. Did you or did you not make President Trump’s conscience vanish at his eighth birthday party? 1.5417 0.03986 360 223 79 58
116 No, you may not have a volunteer from the jury. 1.5410 0.03700 366 214 106 46
117 No, it's not a protected trade secret! Did you or did you not saw the victim in half? 1.5408 0.03931 355 216 86 53
118 I'm not giving you a new attorney until you bring the old one back. 1.5404 0.03836 359 215 94 50
119 Answer the question...when were you hired as an accountant by the Trump administration? 1.5389 0.04104 347 218 71 58
120 Your request to read my mind is DENIED! 1.5389 0.03768 360 213 100 47
121 Can you make Donald Trump disappear? 1.5385 0.04027 351 218 77 56
122 Yes I want my wristwatch back and no, you may not refer to defense counsel as “my lovely assistant”. 1.5385 0.03925 351 213 87 51
123 And remember, no tricks! 1.5380 0.03681 355 205 109 41
124 Pssst. Generally I don't allow tricks, but turning a lawyer or two into toads will be looked upon favorably . 1.5374 0.03972 348 213 83 52
125 Oh yea - and I can make you disappear for 20 years. 1.5374 0.03802 348 205 99 44
126 Answer the question or YOU'LL disappear for ten to twenty. 1.5360 0.03875 347 208 92 47
127 Don't think that these charges will magically disappear!! 1.5356 0.03690 351 203 108 40
128 No, Mr Marvolo, you may NOT ask for a lovely volunteer from the jury. 1.5349 0.03858 344 205 94 45
129 She is your attorney... not your "Beautiful Assistant". 1.5345 0.03780 348 205 100 43
130 For the last time, sir, you may not request a volunteer from the audience. 1.5343 0.04026 335 205 81 49
131 It's only a "trick" if you can put her back together. 1.5337 0.03725 341 197 106 38
132 Your instructions were to appear before the jury, not to make the jury disappear. 1.5331 0.03894 332 197 93 42
133 Please stop referring to counsel as your "lovely assistant" 1.5321 0.03963 327 196 88 43
134 Okay, where is my gavel? 1.5321 0.03867 327 192 96 39
135 So let me get this straight, your second wife also disappeared? 1.5303 0.03936 330 198 89 43
136 I have my own bag of tricks, sir. 1.5292 0.03633 325 182 114 29
137 No you may not have a volunteer from the jury...AND I want my gavel back NOW! 1.5291 0.03987 327 198 85 44
138 Put the jury back! 1.5287 0.03857 331 196 95 40
139 Your wife says the magic is gone! 1.5268 0.04009 317 191 85 41
140 The question was: ‘Where did you last saw her?’ 1.5261 0.04170 306 188 75 43
141 When the bailiff said ‘All rise!’ they didn’t mean ‘levitate.’ 1.5256 0.03685 312 175 110 27
142 These are NOT trick questions! 1.5244 0.04030 307 184 85 38
143 In my courtroom the law is not a mere illusion. 1.5243 0.04062 309 187 82 40
144 If you make one more exhibit disappear I'll hold you in contempt. 1.5243 0.04037 309 186 84 39
145 Client-magician privilege is an illusion! 1.5240 0.04099 313 192 78 43
146 My turn...think of a sentence between one and fifty years. 1.5230 0.03924 304 178 93 33
147 Witness shall cease delighting the jury! 1.5226 0.03868 310 181 96 33
148 'Making the truth disappear is not 'magic'. It's perjury.' 1.5226 0.04053 310 188 82 40
149 What did you do with the other half of the plaintiff? 1.5226 0.04027 310 187 84 39
150 A magician never reveals his secrets” is not a valid defense son 1.5226 0.03868 310 181 96 33
151 I knew Harry Houdini. Sir, you are no Harry Houdini! 1.5215 0.04176 303 187 74 42
152 I do magic also. I can make you disappear for 5 to 10 years. 1.5215 0.03989 303 180 88 35
153 I'M the only one that makes charges disappear around here. 1.5208 0.03968 265 149 94 22
154 Now, this time can you point to who did it without them vanishing? 1.5197 0.03980 304 181 88 35
155 No! You may not ask for a volunteer from the courtroom. 1.5197 0.04007 304 182 86 36
156 For the record, that was not my card. 1.5186 0.04041 295 176 85 34
157 Stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.5184 0.03916 299 175 93 31
158 It's only magic if you put her back together after you cut her in half! 1.5180 0.03970 305 182 88 35
159 Please stop referring to the State's counsel as your beautiful assistant 1.5171 0.04352 292 185 63 44
160 You will let council do the misdirection. 1.5171 0.04158 292 178 77 37
161 A little less hocus pocus and a little more habeas corpus! 1.5169 0.04171 296 182 75 39
162 Please stop referring to counsel as 'my lovely assistant'" 1.5169 0.04088 296 179 81 36
163 Remove that ridiculous looking bow tie! 1.5157 0.04355 287 181 64 42
164 If one more prosecutor disappears, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.5157 0.04184 287 175 76 36
165 Young man, you'll find that I too have a few tricks up my sleeve. 1.5157 0.04096 287 172 82 33
166 The witness will refrain from making the jury disappear! 1.5154 0.04204 293 181 73 39
167 Again, sir, it’s not “just a magic trick” if you don’t return the wallet. 1.5154 0.04062 293 176 83 34
168 Where were you the night you disappeared? 1.5154 0.04176 293 180 75 38
169 I told you, this is not a formal hearing. 1.5140 0.04224 286 176 73 37
170 You stick to the hocus-pocus. I'll handle the mumbo-jumbo. 1.5138 0.04265 290 181 69 40
171 When I said to wipe that silly grin off your face, I didn't mean it literally! 1.5125 0.04251 281 173 72 36
172 I don’t care if there is a rabbit in there . Take it off 1.5125 0.04251 281 173 72 36
173 If you think you are going to make these charges disappear, think again. 1.5122 0.04126 287 174 79 34
174 Sir, there is no such thing as a magician-rabbit privilege. 1.5108 0.04194 278 169 76 33
175 Oh, yeah? Well, I can make YOU disappear for 7-to-10 years! 1.5107 0.04203 280 171 75 34
176 The court suspects you're concealing something. 1.5106 0.04058 282 168 84 30
177 I will not have you turn this courtroom into a circus! 1.5106 0.04119 282 170 80 32
178 You make that mouth reappear NOW! 1.5106 0.04180 282 172 76 34
179 Watch and be amazed at how i can make you disappear for twenty years. 1.5106 0.04158 284 173 77 34
180 I'm thinking of a number too - 20 years. 1.5091 0.04383 275 173 64 38
181 The defendant will make the prosecuting attorney reappear THIS INSTANT!!! 1.5091 0.04165 275 166 78 31
182 Wipe that innocent look off of your face and give me back my gavel! 1.5091 0.04165 275 166 78 31
183 I'll allow it, but we use my deck of cards. 1.5075 0.04009 268 156 88 24
184 Quit asking the jury for volunteers. 1.5072 0.04090 276 165 82 29
185 Let me remind you, that rabbit is still under oath. 1.5056 0.04123 267 159 81 27
186 Can you explain how Exhibit A got behind counsel’s ear? 1.5055 0.04252 273 168 72 33
187 The court will acknowledge that magic exists. Now, on the count of three, I want to see the prosecutor restored to his original form! 1.5055 0.04123 273 164 80 29
188 It's habeas corpus you idiot, not hocus pocus. 1.5019 0.04364 261 162 67 32
189 Alakazam. Alakazort. That will be 30 days for contempt of court! 1.5019 0.04121 261 155 81 25
190 What do you mean the evidence just disappeared? 1.5019 0.04296 261 160 71 30
191 'I'll remind the defendant that 'turning tricks' is a crime even when dressed as a magician. 1.5019 0.04406 263 165 64 34
192 OK. You made your point. Now bring back the court reporter. 1.5019 0.03970 265 154 89 22
193 Did you just pull that answer out of your hat ? 1.5000 0.04156 258 154 79 25
194 Please raise your sleight hand. 1.5000 0.04402 258 161 65 32
195 Mr. Kushner, No matter what the President has said, YOU ARE NOT A MAGICIAN 1.5000 0.04385 262 164 65 33
196 Just answer the question: what happened to the rabbit? 1.5000 0.04333 258 159 69 30
197 Answer her question right now or watch me and my gavel make you and your wand magically disappear for a long, long time. 1.5000 0.04156 258 154 79 25
198 You can't just keep saying 'magic' every time the prosecution asks how you did something! 1.5000 0.04559 266 173 53 40
199 Yes, Mr. Findlay, you must answer the question. “Where is the rabbit?” 1.5000 0.05688 146 89 41 16
200 And how may I ask, does ten million dollars just disappear? 1.5000 0.04119 258 153 81 24
201 Stop saying you made the guy disappear! It’s called MURDER!! 1.5000 0.04215 262 159 75 28
202 Listen, "Mr. Razmatazz," there are plenty more juries where that one came from. 1.5000 0.04333 258 159 69 30
203 Seriously. Make my gavel come back. 1.5000 0.04385 262 164 65 33
204 I'd thank you to stop referring to your lawyer as your "lovely assistant" 1.5000 0.04263 258 157 73 28
205 You better have something up your sleeve besides your arm. 1.5000 0.04418 262 165 63 34
206 Mr. Johnson, we CAN see you, you AREN'T invisible, and you DO have to answer the question. 1.4981 0.04355 259 161 67 31
207 My gavel will reappear in five seconds or you’re in contempt. 1.4981 0.04286 259 159 71 29
208 For you, orange is the new black. 1.4981 0.04457 259 164 61 34
209 The witness will cease referring to counsel as "my lovely assistant." 1.4981 0.04557 259 167 55 37
210 Half a woman is still evidence of a crime. 1.4980 0.04325 253 155 70 28
211 What do you mean, you "get paid to make people disappear; no big deal"? 1.4980 0.04252 253 153 74 26
212 Only I can make the charges disappear! 1.4980 0.04361 253 156 68 29
213 Well, I'll tell you what, I'm going to put you in a box and give you ten to fifteen to figure our how to get out of it. 1.4980 0.04466 245 152 64 29
214 I agree he was annoying, but making opposing counsel disappear was not cool. 1.4939 0.04250 247 149 74 24
215 Just bring back the jury so we can proceed. 1.4939 0.04429 245 152 65 28
216 My gavel sir. Bring it back NOW! 1.4938 0.04456 243 151 64 28
217 For the last time, the evidence is NOT behind my ear! 1.4936 0.04528 235 146 62 27
218 So you insist your wife just vanished , as if by magic 1.4928 0.04587 207 124 64 19
219 We call “making witnesses disappear” “obstruction of justice”. 1.4919 0.04415 246 153 65 28
220 When we said "business attire", we did not refer to your specific occupation... 1.4919 0.04415 246 153 65 28
221 You are ordered to make the prosecution's briefs reappear, and my pants as well! 1.4917 0.04535 240 151 60 29
222 For the last time, she's the DA, not your "lovely assistant." 1.4897 0.04568 243 155 57 31
223 How about I make YOU disappear? 1.4896 0.04326 241 147 70 24
224 The court must hear what you did with her other half. 1.4895 0.04549 239 151 59 29
225 What do you mean she just "disappeared?" 1.4895 0.04392 239 147 67 25
226 And where's my gavel? 1.4895 0.04549 239 151 59 29
227 If another juror disappears, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.4893 0.04306 233 140 72 21
228 You can't have an "off day" when you're sawing women in half! 1.4893 0.04677 233 149 54 30
229 No, we have not been a wonderful audience! 1.4890 0.04475 227 139 65 23
230 If you make the prosecutor disappear one more time, I’m holding you in contempt! 1.4875 0.04133 240 142 79 19
231 but seriously, where's my gavel? 1.4875 0.04418 240 149 65 26
232 the REAL magic happens at sentencing 1.4873 0.04224 236 141 75 20
233 Let's try to answer this time without the doves. 1.4872 0.04542 234 147 60 27
234 Just to remind you, it's the attorney's job to pull the rabbit out of the hat. 1.4872 0.04501 234 146 62 26
235 You just sawed a real live woman in two and you're defense is it worked on You Tube? 1.4872 0.04778 234 153 48 33
236 How'd you like to disappear for ten to twenty years? 1.4870 0.04432 230 141 66 23
237 Stop it with that wand. We have lawyers to make evidence appear and disappear. 1.4848 0.04375 231 141 68 22
238 Just answer the question...and no, I don't want to pick a card. 1.4848 0.04460 231 143 64 24
239 Don't abracadabra me, Mister! 1.4848 0.04825 231 152 46 33
240 You’re telling the court you had nothing to do with your wife’s disappearance? 1.4848 0.04332 231 140 70 21
241 Outbursts of "Abracadabra -No Collusion!" will NOT be tolerated in my court! 1.4848 0.04746 231 150 50 31
242 So tax returns are now part of your disappearing act? 1.4848 0.04418 231 142 66 23
243 Answer the question! Did you or did you not make Mr. Trump's IRS records disappear? 1.4846 0.04687 227 145 54 28
244 All right, where's the jury!? 1.4846 0.04341 227 137 70 20
245 If you disappear again you will be held in contempt 1.4831 0.04350 236 145 68 23
246 No! The court does not wish to see you pull a new defense attorney out of your hat! 1.4830 0.05740 147 93 37 17
247 You make that jury reappear right this instant. 1.4826 0.04257 230 138 73 19
248 No it’s not a trick question. 1.4826 0.04516 230 144 61 25
249 No Mr. Barr, you can't make a subpoena disappear. 1.4826 0.04722 230 149 51 30
250 You’re only getting 5 years for the murder. The rest of your life sentence is for being a magician. 1.4823 0.04826 226 148 47 31
251 Stop taking the cuffs off! 1.4821 0.04691 224 143 54 27
252 Objection sustained! The witness will refrain from making the evidence vanish. 1.4820 0.04679 222 141 55 26
253 How much you wanna bet you can’t make the cell bars disappear? 1.4805 0.04460 231 144 63 24
254 Sir, if you make my gavel disappear one more time I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.4802 0.04560 227 143 59 25
255 If you make me disappear one more time, I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.4802 0.04517 227 142 61 24
256 Produce the rabbit or you're in contempt 1.4802 0.04473 227 141 63 23
257 No, you may not ask for a volunteer from the audience. 1.4800 0.04413 225 138 66 21
258 Voila is not an acceptable answer. 1.4798 0.04441 223 137 65 21
259 And for my next act, I'll make your freedom disappear. 1.4781 0.04371 228 140 67 21
260 For the last time sir, I will not ‘pick a card’! 1.4775 0.04722 222 143 52 27
261 When I said wipe that smile off your face, I didn't mean literally. 1.4775 0.04635 222 141 56 25
262 No, you may not select an assistant from the audience! 1.4775 0.04678 222 142 54 26
263 Witness will answer the question, and return counsel's watch. 1.4775 0.04765 222 144 50 28
264 Make the prosecutor reappear, or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.4775 0.04455 222 137 64 21
265 Sir, you're charged with Collusion, not Illusion! 1.4775 0.04678 222 142 54 26
266 I do the magic in this courtroom. 1.4775 0.04591 222 140 58 24
267 And can you see that rabbit anywhere in this room? 1.4771 0.04224 218 129 74 15
268 Presto! You're in contempt! 1.4771 0.04371 218 132 68 18
269 The witness is admonished to leave the misdirection and sleight of hand to his capable counsel. 1.4769 0.04730 216 138 53 25
270 If one more witness disappears... 1.4766 0.04378 214 129 68 17
271 The money just went poof is not an answer. 1.4766 0.04378 214 129 68 17
272 You can't just 'appear.' You have to testify. 1.4766 0.04622 214 134 58 22
273 Around here, I'm the one who makes witnesses appear. 1.4766 0.04428 214 130 66 18
274 For the last time, you can not ask for a volunteer from the audience! 1.4749 0.04681 219 140 54 25
275 No, you can't have a volunteer from the audience help you with your testimony." 1.4747 0.04758 217 140 51 26
276 Can you guess the sentence I'm thinking of? 1.4744 0.04606 215 135 58 22
277 How many times do I have to lock you up before you learn to stay there? 1.4737 0.04653 209 131 57 21
278 It's still tampering with evidence if you make it disappear. 1.4720 0.04525 214 133 61 20
279 You bring them back! I'm the one who clears the courtroom around here! 1.4720 0.04898 214 141 45 28
280 Will you stop making my gavel disappear! 1.4720 0.04377 214 130 67 17
281 I am holding you in contempt until you make the plaintiff reappear 1.4720 0.04668 214 136 55 23
282 Making your mouth disappear is not the same as pleading the 5th. 1.4717 0.04841 212 138 48 26
283 And I can make YOU disappear. 1.4714 0.04636 210 132 57 21
284 The court orders you to produce both halves of your alibi. 1.4714 0.05863 140 90 34 16
285 What did you think would happen when you cut a person in half? 1.4714 0.04537 210 130 61 19
286 You realize that sawing a lady in half is a felony in New York! 1.4714 0.04587 210 131 59 20
287 Nice try but jury tampering definitely includes making them disappear 1.4714 0.04435 210 128 65 17
288 We all know the jury was here a minute ago. 1.4714 0.04587 210 131 59 20
289 The prosecution has four-hundred witnesses to your sawing your wife's body in two - and they have all disappeared!? 1.4714 0.04829 210 136 49 25
290 Evidence in this case seems to be disappearing. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you...? 1.4709 0.04547 206 127 61 18
291 Answer the question! Where were you the night your wife disappeared? 1.4695 0.04731 213 137 52 24
292 The Magician’s Code is not a recognized privilege in this jurisdiction. 1.4692 0.04420 211 129 65 17
293 Just answer the question without saying "Et Voilà!" every damn time! 1.4692 0.04619 211 133 57 21
294 Sorry, magic does not validate alternative facts. 1.4692 0.04764 211 136 51 24
295 You damn well better have nothing up your sleeve! 1.4692 0.04420 211 129 65 17
296 I’m going to need you to bring the jury back from wherever you made them disappear to. 1.4689 0.04845 209 136 48 25
297 No, she will not get into the box. 1.4689 0.04797 209 135 50 24
298 The witness will refrain from producing further evidence from out of his hat! 1.4686 0.04684 207 131 55 21
299 The jury was sitting in this courtroom five minutes ago. 1.4683 0.04867 205 133 48 24
300 Now make the District Attorney RE-appear! 1.4683 0.04666 205 129 56 20
301 If you don't make my gavel reappear right now, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
302 I order you to make the jury reappear. 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
303 I'll remind the witness that this a court of law, not the White House, and in here you can't make facts disappear! 1.4683 0.05012 205 136 42 27
304 If you can make a jury disappear, you can damn well make it reappear. 1.4683 0.04666 205 129 56 20
305 What do you know about the disappearance of the key witness? 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
306 But your wife never reappeared! 1.4683 0.04614 205 128 58 19
307 Please refrain from describing your relationship to the defendant as ' magical ' . 1.4683 0.04402 205 124 66 15
308 That gavel better be coming out from behind my ear 1.4680 0.04699 203 128 55 20
309 Pick a sentence, any sentence. 1.4680 0.04902 203 132 47 24
310 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not acceptable testimony. 1.4680 0.04699 203 128 55 20
311 Answer the question! Where is the other half of that lady? 1.4677 0.04938 201 131 46 24
312 You think after this, you can make my ex-wife disappear? 1.4677 0.04837 201 129 50 22
313 The appropriate response is, "I plead the fifth," not "a magician never reveals his secrets." 1.4677 0.04626 201 125 58 18
314 For the last time, the Magician's Code does not apply to money laundering. 1.4673 0.04493 199 121 63 15
315 The witness shall refrain from deception. 1.4660 0.04598 206 129 58 19
316 And were you wearing that hat on the night the rabbit disappeared? 1.4660 0.04848 206 134 48 24
317 just answer the question, when did you last see the rabbit? 1.4657 0.04681 204 129 55 20
318 Bring back that exhibit! 1.4657 0.04784 204 131 51 22
319 You made the tax returns disappear and then what? 1.4653 0.04609 202 126 58 18
320 The question was, when was the last time that you sawed her? 1.4653 0.04767 202 129 52 21
321 You cannot plea the Fifth Dimension. 1.4653 0.04555 202 125 60 17
322 Don't care if it's a bad hare day. Hat off! 1.4653 0.04767 202 129 52 21
323 I didn't like that attorney, either, but bring him back! 1.4650 0.04749 200 127 53 20
324 And these witnesses will testify you were locked in the box at the time of the murder? 1.4643 0.04653 196 122 57 17
325 For the last time, sir, the Fifth Amendment does not cover ‘magician’s secrets.’ 1.4643 0.04653 196 122 57 17
326 And I suppose your DNA just magically appeared at the crime scene? 1.4643 0.04539 196 120 61 15
327 Just because the legs can still move does not mean it isn't homicide. 1.4627 0.04783 201 129 51 21
328 Where IS her other half? 1.4627 0.04783 201 129 51 21
329 She's your attorney, not your 'lovely assistant.' 1.4627 0.04937 201 132 45 24
330 I won’t warn you again. Make the jury reappear! 1.4627 0.04624 201 126 57 18
331 Answer the question. Is there a rabbit in your hat? 1.4627 0.04886 201 131 47 23
332 Just one rabbit, and you're in contempt, mister. 1.4627 0.04624 201 126 57 18
333 What do you mean the evidence disappeared? 1.4623 0.04765 199 127 52 20
334 Remember you are under oath, Now tell me how you knew that was my card! 1.4619 0.04691 197 124 55 18
335 Stop referring to her as 'My lovely Assistant D.A.'! 1.4615 0.04612 195 121 58 16
336 For MY next trick, you disappear for Fifteen to Life! Now where’s my gavel? 1.4611 0.04760 193 122 53 18
337 Well... Make the gavel reappear! 1.4600 0.04694 200 127 54 19
338 Don't bother. You are the very definition of flight risk. 1.4592 0.04537 196 121 60 15
339 Make your mouth reappear, dammit! 1.4588 0.04962 194 127 45 22
340 We'll have none of your magic in my court. Turn her back into an old white man. 1.4588 0.04853 194 125 49 20
341 While I have you, do you do bar mitzvahs? 1.4583 0.05263 168 109 41 18
342 I'm sorry, but 'I never reveal my secrets' is not an acceptable response to counsel's question. 1.4583 0.04719 192 121 54 17
343 Overruled. The witness will reveal his secret. 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
344 Stop referring to your attorney as 'my lovely assistant'! 1.4583 0.04776 192 122 52 18
345 You expect us to believe she just vanished into thin air? 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
346 Can you pull an alibi out of that hat? 1.4583 0.04602 192 119 58 15
347 If I don't get to wear a wig, you don't get to wear a tophat! 1.4583 0.05054 192 127 42 23
348 I’ll hold you in contempt if you don’t tell her where the rabbit is. 1.4583 0.04833 192 123 50 19
349 Yeah? Well, I’m thinking of a sentence from one to five! 1.4583 0.04945 192 125 46 21
350 Answer the question or I will make you disappear for a very long time. 1.4583 0.04542 192 118 60 14
351 I must remind you that it is I who can truly make you go away. 1.4574 0.04483 188 114 62 12
352 Yes, you’re responsible for both halves. 1.4574 0.04608 188 116 58 14
353 The witness is ordered to make himself reappear at 2 PM to continue his testimony. 1.4574 0.04546 188 115 60 13
354 No witnesses? Why, the entire audience saw you cut her in half! 1.4574 0.05022 188 123 44 21
355 Enough! You're deliberately being illusive 1.4569 0.04957 197 130 44 23
356 How did that wand get past security? 1.4555 0.04735 191 121 53 17
357 Granted it's not much of a trick, but if you turn one more lawyer into a snake... 1.4555 0.05018 191 126 43 22
358 When I say "order", you should not respond with "Martini, please". 1.4545 0.04983 187 122 45 20
359 Yes, we all agree it was a good trick. But I need my gavel back. 1.4531 0.04831 192 124 49 19
360 Now, watch me turn you into a convicted felon! 1.4516 0.04763 186 118 52 16
361 I don't care what might come out of it; you take your hat off in here! 1.4511 0.04737 184 116 53 15
362 No, you may not have a volunteer from the audience for your next bit of testimony. 1.4511 0.04799 184 117 51 16
363 How about making my gavel reappear? 1.4505 0.04709 182 114 54 14
364 I'm holding you in contempt of court unless you make the jury re-appear. 1.4505 0.04836 182 116 50 16
365 You can't simply make these charges disappear. 1.4505 0.04836 182 116 50 16
366 It will be easier for you if you just tell us what you did to the rabbit! 1.4505 0.04899 182 117 48 17
367 I can make you disappear for 3 to 5 years! 1.4505 0.05081 182 120 42 20
368 You’re up to your old tricks again! 1.4505 0.04960 182 118 46 18
369 Fine. We’ll subpoena the rabbit then. 1.4500 0.05183 180 120 39 21
370 You were supoenaed! No one expected you to actually appear! 1.4500 0.04874 180 115 49 16
371 Just answer the question: Where were you when the rabbit died? 1.4500 0.05242 180 121 37 22
372 When I ordered you to appear in court, I didn't mean in a sudden puff of smoke! 1.4500 0.04874 180 115 49 16
373 Hope you can pull a plea bargain out of that hat! 1.4486 0.04780 185 118 51 16
374 On the count of three you will disappear for five to ten 1.4486 0.05019 185 122 43 20
375 You bring my gavel back this instant! 1.4481 0.05000 183 120 44 19
376 Go ahead—pick any number between 25 years and life. 1.4481 0.05000 183 120 44 19
377 You'll "abracadabra" my gavel back, now! 1.4481 0.04939 183 119 46 18
378 OK, wise guy, what did you do with the Bible ? 1.4469 0.04827 179 114 50 15
379 Could the witness please stop making the evidence disappear 1.4469 0.04628 179 111 56 12
380 Okay, 'Houdini'! Let's see how fast you can make a contempt of court charge disappear. 1.4469 0.04892 179 115 48 16
381 So, how did you get into USC? 1.4469 0.05142 179 119 40 20
382 And you will stop addressing counsel as "My lovely assistant." 1.4463 0.04931 177 114 47 16
383 Did you really just say "I heard it was a formal hearing"? 1.4463 0.05059 177 116 43 18
384 We know you made her disappear. Just tell us where you hid the body! 1.4463 0.05307 177 120 35 22
385 Ok, now that you’ve split the jury...would you mind putting them back together again? 1.4463 0.04996 177 115 45 17
386 Change Mr. Dershowitz back so we can get on with this witch hunt. 1.4451 0.05350 164 109 37 18
387 The evidence in this case couldn't have just vanished. 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
388 Where were you on the night of her disappearance?" 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
389 I think we'd all like to see you get out of this one. 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
390 I don't care what's in the hat, take it off! 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
391 I'll decide if the rabbit is relevant to this case! 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
392 One more dove and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.4451 0.04806 173 109 51 13
393 Make the jury reappear, or I'm holding you in contempt." 1.4451 0.04736 173 108 53 12
394 You can wave that wand all you want, it won't make the charges against you disappear. 1.4451 0.04806 173 109 51 13
395 Answer the question. There is no magician-assistant privilege. 1.4451 0.04944 173 111 47 15
396 In my courtroom, it’s ‘I plead the fifth,’ not ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’. 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
397 Well then tell the court where BOTH halves of her are buried 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
398 Stop putting on a show for the jury. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
399 Make the jury reappear AT ONCE! 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
400 The court orders you to make your mouth reappear! 1.4451 0.05078 173 113 43 17
401 No! You may NOT use a 'Get out of Jail Free' card. 1.4451 0.05144 173 114 41 18
402 The witness is reminded that the truth is NOT an illusion. 1.4451 0.04736 173 108 53 12
403 Your public defender is Ms. Williams, not your ‘lovely assistant.’ 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
404 Answer her question—where did you hide the bunny 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
405 No, the charges have not disappeared. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
406 Answer the question or I'm going to make YOU disappear! 1.4451 0.05078 173 113 43 17
407 If anyone else disappears, I'm charging you with contempt! 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
408 You can’t ask for a volunteer from the jury. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
409 My gavel trumps your wand, Mr. Kushner. Now answer her question! 1.4419 0.05097 172 113 42 17
410 Put that smile back on your face and return the jury and my gavel immediately! 1.4419 0.04823 172 109 50 13
411 Young man, if you think you can wave a wand and change the facts, leave that to a Republican. 1.4412 0.05274 170 114 37 19
412 Sawing a woman in half is only a 'magic trick' if you put her back together afterward." 1.4412 0.04862 170 108 49 13
413 One of two things is about to reappear: my gavel or your handcuffs. 1.4412 0.04642 170 105 55 10
414 Where did you hide half of the body? 1.4405 0.04902 168 107 48 13
415 Where is the bunny. 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
416 OK, mister smart guy, answer the court's question: "What did you really do with the Trump tax records?" 1.4405 0.05387 168 114 34 20
417 Remember, you are under oath. Now, where’s my gavel?! 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
418 What's this behind your ear? A conviction. 1.4405 0.05253 168 112 38 18
419 No, she does not have to say the magic word for your testimony! 1.4405 0.05045 168 109 44 15
420 Just pick one! you can't say Now you see it -now you don't 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
421 No...the prosecuting attorney will NOT pick a card! 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
422 Sir, please refrain from saying “ta-da!” after every crime scene photo. 1.4405 0.05115 168 110 42 16
423 Watch you pull Exhibit 'A' out of where? 1.4405 0.05387 168 114 34 20
424 For the last time, you can't plead, "No illusion!" 1.4405 0.05184 168 111 40 17
425 Please address me as "Sir" or "Your Honor," not "Your Imperial Wizardness. 1.4405 0.04974 168 108 46 14
426 I will not allow you to turn this court into a three ring circus. 1.4405 0.05320 168 113 36 19
427 I'm telling you for the last time, there's no such thing as magician client privilege. 1.4405 0.04828 168 106 50 12
428 You look less like Houdini and more like who done it. 1.4386 0.05315 171 116 35 20
429 The witness will not misdirect. 1.4386 0.04980 171 111 45 15
430 Well if no prison can hold you, I guess you’re getting the chair. 1.4383 0.05176 162 106 41 15
431 If you think you can make me disappear, THINK AGAIN! 1.4379 0.04807 169 107 50 12
432 Don't 'And presto!' me. Where did you put his tax returns? 1.4379 0.04951 169 109 46 14
433 You had better make the jury reappear, and pronto! 1.4371 0.04771 167 105 51 11
434 Where did your mouth go? And does that trick work on lawyers? 1.4371 0.05204 167 111 39 17
435 For the last time, we will not admit the rabbit in your hat as a witness 1.4371 0.04992 167 108 45 14
436 The top half of your assistant has already testified that you did use a real saw. 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
437 You are a magician not the President. You can’t make a subpoena disappear. 1.4356 0.05367 163 110 35 18
438 For the last time, Harry, Night Court has been cancelled. 1.4356 0.05077 163 106 43 14
439 No, you can't wave your wand and make the charges disappear. 1.4348 0.04889 161 102 48 11
440 What gavel? Don't give me 'what gavel? 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
441 Stop trying to make your charges disappear. 1.4348 0.05121 161 105 42 14
442 Abracadabra, my ass. Put the jury back. 1.4348 0.05271 161 107 38 16
443 I’ve had enough of your tricks! 1.4340 0.05243 159 105 39 15
444 Up to your old tricks again, Harry? 1.4337 0.05294 166 112 36 18
445 Whan I said, "wipe that smile off your face", I didn't mean it literally! 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
446 She said no! It doesn't matter if you put her back in one piece. 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
447 Har, har. Ok, where's the Bible? 1.4329 0.04903 164 105 47 12
448 Where's my gavel? 1.4329 0.05271 164 110 37 17
449 If you pull my gavel out of my ear one more time you're going to be pulling that wand out of you know where! 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
450 Do you know you're making this very hard for yourself, Senator?" 1.4329 0.05271 164 110 37 17
451 I'll remind you you're under oath! Where did the rabbit go? 1.4329 0.05127 164 108 41 15
452 I will hold you in contempt if you refer to madam prosecutor as "my lovely assistant" one more time ! 1.4329 0.04903 164 105 47 12
453 You know that I could make YOU disappear for a few years 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
454 The only illusion I want to see here today is justice being served. 1.4329 0.05127 164 108 41 15
455 No, Sir, the truth is not just an illusion. 1.4329 0.05341 164 111 35 18
456 I don’t care if you have a birthday party to get to! 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
457 It is not a trick question! 1.4312 0.04660 160 99 53 8
458 Why don’t YOU think of a number between 15 and 20! 1.4312 0.04907 160 102 47 11
459 And if you commit perjury, I'll make you disappear fo 30 days. 1.4312 0.04986 160 103 45 12
460 'It was magical' is NOT a defense! 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
461 I can make you disappear for ten to twenty years. 1.4312 0.04907 160 102 47 11
462 May I remind you that sawing a woman in half is a serious crime! 1.4312 0.04986 160 103 45 12
463 Listen, MagicMan, you'd better pull my gavel out of that hat. 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
464 I would like to advise the court that one half of the defendant is not yet present. 1.4304 0.05108 158 103 42 13
465 You can’t handle the poof! 1.4304 0.05415 158 107 34 17
466 If I wanted a magician, I would have hired you to make the president disappear. 1.4304 0.05264 158 105 38 15
467 It is not incumbent upon this court to know where the handkerchief went! 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
468 Show us again how you made your wife disappear? 1.4295 0.05312 156 104 37 15
469 You want the poof? You can’t handle the poof! 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
470 You are ordered to make my pants reappear! 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
471 It's only a trick if you put the bodies back together too. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
472 For the last time, I'm the one here who makes people go away." 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
473 I assure you sir, turning the prosecutor into a frog will only make your situation worse. 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
474 I don't know what you have up your sleeve, but I don't like it. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
475 You have to answer yes or no. Not "presto chango." 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
476 For the last time, sir, it was the 6 of clubs. 1.4295 0.05154 156 102 41 13
477 We know my gavel is in your sleeve, just give it back. 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
478 If you've got a rabbit, now would be the time to pull it out of your hat. 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
479 You can’t just pull an alibi out of your hat! 1.4295 0.04907 156 99 47 10
480 Just answer the question - when was the last time you saw the rabbit? 1.4295 0.05233 156 103 39 14
481 It's trial by jury - not conjury. 1.4295 0.05073 156 101 43 12
482 For your next trick, I suggest you pull an alibi out of your hat. 1.4295 0.04991 156 100 45 11
483 For the last time, is there anything up your sleeve? 1.4277 0.05005 159 103 44 12
484 Witness will refrain from giving us the usual song and dance. 1.4277 0.05083 159 104 42 13
485 What have you got up your sleeve? 1.4277 0.05083 159 104 42 13
486 Young man, you have exactly 10 seconds to make my gavel reappear. 1.4277 0.05005 159 103 44 12
487 No, you may not take a volunteer from the jury and have them disappear. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
488 No, you can't conjure up new evidence. 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
489 Answer the questions or two to four years of your life will magically disappear. 1.4248 0.05138 153 100 41 12
490 If you make one more witness disappear, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4238 0.05594 151 104 30 17
491 Bring back the Rabbit 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
492 If one more prosecutor disappears, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4238 0.05011 151 97 44 10
493 For the last time, make the gavel reappear. 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
494 I won't say this again -- make the District Attorney reappear NOW! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
495 Answer the question ! Where's the other half of her client? 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
496 I order you to bring back my witness! 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
497 Please stand and raise your sleight of hand. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
498 I warned you, no disappearing acts. Now bring that lawyer back! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
499 I don't care if there's a rabbit under it, you cannot wear a hat in my court. 1.4238 0.04832 151 95 48 8
500 If you can't get them back together then you must stop sawing them in half! 1.4238 0.05514 151 103 32 16
501 You are forbidden to address counsel as your lovely assistant 1.4238 0.05011 151 97 44 10
502 I instruct the witness to make his mouth reappear and answer the question... 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
503 Please refrain from adding 'presto-chango' to every response during your testimony. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
504 I need to see if there's anything up your sleeves! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
505 I am ordering you to make the other attorney reappear! 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
506 This court is losing patience – bring back the DA immediately! 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
507 I don’t care if you are the President’s tax attorney.” 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
508 Nice trick. Now transform us all back into rabbits. 1.4236 0.05879 144 101 25 18
509 I will repeat the question. After realizing the victim was literally cut in half, is it true your only response was to say 'oops'? 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
510 No! court will not take a recess so you can work little Jimmy's birthday party! 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
511 Are you free for my kid's birthday? 1.4228 0.05144 149 97 41 11
512 Okay, you've established your expertise. Now turn the dove back into a gavel. 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
513 The witness will confine his remarks to magic, generally, without distinction as to black or white. 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
514 Stop pulling quarters out of my ear! 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
515 For your next trick, the evidence better reappear. 1.4221 0.04943 154 99 45 10
516 Look here young man; Don’t lie to the government, they can really make you disappear. 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
517 The next time you appear in my courtroom, I'd appreciate it if you'd use the door! 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
518 That was NOT my card and now I have no choice but to find you in contempt. 1.4221 0.05028 154 100 43 11
519 I never want to see you disappear in my court again. 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
520 Making someone disappear on stage is magic, but finding their body in a ravine is homicide! 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
521 The magic word is "oath". 1.4221 0.05355 154 104 35 15
522 Don’t play that card on me! 1.4221 0.04943 154 99 45 10
523 I sentence you to be chained, handcuffed, and placed inside an ordinary milk can, which is to be filled with water. 1.4221 0.05194 154 102 39 13
524 This is the third time your assistant failed to appear. 1.4221 0.05434 154 105 33 16
525 Invisible ink is still legally binding! 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
526 'Rabbit or no rabbit, you will remove your hat!' 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
527 The missing evidence had better not turn up behind my ear again! 1.4200 0.05030 150 97 43 10
528 Make my gavel reappear immediately! 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
529 Now's the time to bring back my gavel. 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
530 Are you responsible for the lack of corpus delicti?! 1.4200 0.05205 150 99 39 12
531 It's obviously under your hat—now for the last time, give it back. 1.4200 0.04940 150 96 45 9
532 Sir, make your mouth reappear this very instant. 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
533 Sir, you can’t just make the other witnesses disappear. 1.4200 0.05030 150 97 43 10
534 Sir, this is your last warning. Stop offering to show the prosecution your wand. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
535 Let the record reflect that the witness has identified the six of spades as indeed the card she’d had in her hand the whole time. 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
536 Pick a number between ten and thirty-five! 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
537 I don't care if there IS a rabbit in there, NO ONE wears a hat in my courtroom! 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
538 Congressional subpoenas don't just 'magicaly' disappear, Sir. 1.4189 0.05340 148 99 36 13
539 No, I don't want to see my gavel come out of my ear! 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
540 Just answer the question: Have you ever sawn this woman before? 1.4189 0.05754 148 104 26 18
541 No, I have never met you before nor do I know you. Now answer the question! 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
542 Now just a moment: You claim that Trump ordered you to magically remove your mouth so that you cannot testify? 1.4172 0.05743 151 107 25 19
543 Where did my gavel go? 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
544 I don't care who you are, removing your hat is required. 1.4167 0.05353 144 96 36 12
545 And for MY next trick, I can make YOU disappear for about 7-10 years! 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
546 You may have misunderstood what a formal statement is. 1.4167 0.05443 144 97 34 13
547 Now let's see you make the jury reappear. 1.4167 0.05168 144 94 40 10
548 Only William Barr can make your indictment disappear. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
549 Answer the question - is that your card? 1.4167 0.05789 144 101 26 17
550 The gavel is mightier than the wand! 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
551 For the last time, leave the trickery and illusions to you lawyer. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
552 The witness will answer the question without the help of a volunteer. 1.4161 0.04865 149 95 46 8
553 I don't care if a T-Rex is under there - no hats in my courtroom. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
554 Can the defendant please refrain from making another prosecutor disappear?! 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
555 You are not fooling anyone...no one believes that wand made six million dollars disappear ! 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
556 I suppose we’ll have to call for a mistrial now that our star witness has mysteriously disappeared.” 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
557 Look. Your attorney is NOT your 'lovely assistant'. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
558 Before you proceed, we'll need to swear in your rabbit. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
559 Sir, this is your last warning about "pulling an answer out of your hat." 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
560 When we say we're formally charging you, it doesn't mean wear a tuxedo and bring your credit card. 1.4161 0.05137 149 98 40 11
561 Listen, I’ll have none of your tricks in my courtroom. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
562 This is your last warning...stop trying to make the prosecuting attorney disappear. 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
563 Sir, you must answer her question or be held in contempt! How DID you get that rabbit into your hat?! 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
564 No, you may not demonstrate your alleged magical skills by cutting the prosecuting attorney in two. 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
565 ...And I really don't care if you're late for the opera! 1.4161 0.05561 149 103 30 16
566 For the last time, rabbits are hare-say evidence! 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
567 I order you to make the evidence re-appear. Now! 1.4161 0.05048 149 97 42 10
568 A magician ‘never reveals his secrets’ is not a sufficient alibi. 1.4161 0.04958 149 96 44 9
569 And this is family court, not a hall of mirrors, hocus-pocus only works at the federal level. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
570 Alright wise guy! Where's my gavel? 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
571 You better turn me back into a woman presto, or you're in contempt. 1.4161 0.05722 149 105 26 18
572 Address the District Attorney one more time as My Lovely Assistant and see where that gets you! 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
573 Yes, we understand your wife disappeared. That's why we are here. The question is, where did she disappear TO? 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
574 Poof she’s gone, is no defense. 1.4161 0.05396 149 101 34 14
575 No Sir, you may not pull an alibi out of your hat! 1.4161 0.04958 149 96 44 9
576 I don't care what's in it, that hat is coming off in my courtroom! 1.4161 0.05225 149 99 38 12
577 All the evidence has disappeared, and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it? 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
578 Either make the plaintiff reappear or I will find you in contempt! 1.4161 0.05348 137 90 37 10
579 You are trying the court’s patience, sir! And rekindling the court’s childlike sense of wonder! 1.4161 0.05735 137 94 29 14
580 I want you to make the prosecuting attorney reappear immediately! 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
581 The witness will answer the question—how did you do that? 1.4150 0.04907 147 94 45 8
582 Frankly, we don't care if you have anything up your sleeve. Just answer the damn question... 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
583 Put your mouth back and answer the question. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
584 No we don't read minds, now answer the question. 1.4150 0.05698 147 103 27 17
585 No, you may NOT address the DA as your 'lovely assistant.' 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
586 I'll thank you to leave the legal hocus pocus to us professionals. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
587 You pulled a rabbit out of WHAT? 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
588 And before you start, the Magicians’ Code only holds up in civil court. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
589 She wants her quarter back. Is that so hard? 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
590 I don't care if the rabbit will be unhappy! Take off your hat. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
591 For the last time, that was NOT a trick question. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
592 There will be no smoke and no mirrors in this courtroom. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
593 For the last time, when did you last see the rabbit before it disappeared?!?! 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
594 I’ll tell you one last time to stop calling the D.A. my ‘lovely assistant.’ 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
595 Make Exhibit A reappear, or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
596 Okay Mr. Abra Cadabra....where is my gavel? 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
597 Stop saying they're trick questions! 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
598 For the last time. You might call it misdirection, but I call it perjury. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
599 I already told you, you can't just make the lawyer disappear. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
600 Answer the question! And return prosecutor Smith to a white male! 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
601 Mr. Teller, you have to speak up. 1.4150 0.05616 147 102 29 16
602 I don't care if it's part of the outfit. Hats off in my courtroom. 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
603 Either you bring back the DA or I'm holding you in contempt. 1.4150 0.05532 147 101 31 15
604 Just answer the question or I turn you into a criminal. 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
605 What do you mean the witness disappeared?! 1.4150 0.04907 147 94 45 8
606 You've got a lot of nerve objecting to trick questions. 1.4150 0.05274 147 98 37 12
607 You should have perfected the trick *before* you put your beautiful assistant in there. 1.4150 0.05184 147 97 39 11
608 I will consider any evidence from your hat, pockets or behind my ear inadmissible, is that clear? 1.4150 0.05094 147 96 41 10
609 You expect this court to believe “She disappeared” is the whole truth? 1.4150 0.05447 147 100 33 14
610 Making your mouth disappear, Sir, is not going to stop you from telling the whole truth about Trump’s crimes. 1.4150 0.05779 147 104 25 18
611 For the last time, you may not ask for help from your lovely assistant. 1.4150 0.05001 147 95 43 9
612 By the way, are you available next month for a birthday party? 1.4130 0.05115 138 89 41 8
613 The magician's oath aside, did you or did you not thrust swords into the victim? 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
614 I don’t care if there are ten rabbits and a cockatoo under there, you’ll remove your hat in my courtroom. 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
615 Misdirection is restricted to practicing attorneys in this court. 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
616 For the last time, your attorney is not your lovely assistant! 1.4101 0.05188 139 91 39 9
617 No, sir, that is not a box seat, and there’s no opera here today. 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
618 And if the jury doesn't reappear in 5-seconds, I'll cite you for contempt of court! 1.4101 0.05759 139 97 27 15
619 Produce my gavel or I'll hold YOU in contemptus courtus 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
620 If you make another prosecuting attorney disappear, I will hold you in contempt of court. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
621 I don't know what you did or how you did it, but you will return the prosecuting attorney immediately or I will hold you in contempt. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
622 Answer the question! She's not a mind reader. 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
623 If the plaintiff doesn't magically reappear in the next few seconds, I'm going to hold you in contempt. 1.4097 0.05065 144 94 41 9
624 I'm about to make YOU disappear for 5-10 years! 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
625 See if you can make the lawyers disappear. 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
626 Honest Abe? Hey, it’s 2019 - Presidents lie. A lot! 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
627 Bring the jury back - NOW!!! 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
628 No, you may not plead the Magician's Code. 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
629 Aha! So you admit you sawed your assistant in half! 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
630 She is still here, sir. Now answer the question. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
631 No, it was the four of hearts! This witness is not credible. 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
632 Nothing up your sleeve is not a defense. 1.4097 0.05524 144 99 31 14
633 Bring that juror back right now! 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
634 I order you to make juror #6 reappear! 1.4097 0.05253 144 96 37 11
635 You will surrender your hat, your wand, and your passport. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
636 I hereby rule the disappearing rabbit to be immaterial. 1.4091 0.05153 132 85 40 7
637 She’s not you lovely assistant. She’s an attorney. 1.4088 0.05339 137 91 36 10
638 The court insists that you make the plaintiff re-appear 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
639 But there are 2,000 eyewitnesses who say you did saw her in half. 1.4088 0.05134 137 89 40 8
640 Maybe making your mouth disappear is the same as invoking the Fifth Amendment but I don't like it. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
641 Mister, I've just about had it with your tricks! 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
642 And leave the hocus-pocus to the counselors. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
643 She asked whether you did it, not how. 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
644 You can’t just saw a woman in half and then insist it’s all just an illusion! 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
645 Abracadabra won't get you out of this one. 1.4085 0.05111 142 93 40 9
646 The court is not amused by the disappearance of counsel. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
647 I want my gavel back! 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
648 In this state making your wife disappear is murder 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
649 Making this case "disappear" is not how this works. 1.4085 0.05208 142 94 38 10
650 My robe trumps your hat 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
651 I will hold you in contempt if you don't make my pants reappear right now! 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
652 I don't care what's under your hat remove it. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
653 What do you mean, you have nothing to do with Sheriff Bolton hopping around the parking lot?! 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
654 The witness will answer the question. Is there a rabbit in your hat? 1.4085 0.05013 142 92 42 8
655 No way am I going to allow the rabbit to take the stand. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
656 Very funny, now give me back my gavel 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
657 Yes, it would please the court if the defendant stopped shouting 'PRESTO CHANGE-O' at the prosecution's evidence. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
658 Objecticum Overulum! 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
659 You can’t say “Presto changeo” when you object to a question. 1.4085 0.05013 142 92 42 8
660 For the last time, it is pronounced “HABEAS CORPUS!” 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
661 I'll hold you in contempt if the rabbit in your hat so much as wiggles his ears. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
662 You pull another trick like that and I'll make YOU disappear for 20 years. 1.4085 0.05013 142 92 42 8
663 The trick's on you. You're disappearing to prison. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
664 I suggest you make Exhibit A reappear immediately, Mister 'The Great.' 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
665 Yes, yes, very clever. Now please make our Bible reappear. 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
666 If anyone's going to make this case go away, it's gonna be me, got it? 1.4085 0.05303 142 95 36 11
667 We’re running out of Bibles! 1.4080 0.05691 125 84 31 10
668 Yes, you may have a glass of water - but first the magic word. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
669 The court finds you guilty of workplace harassment for repeatedly throwing knives at your assistant and on at least one occasion attempting to saw her in half. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
670 You're going to have to tell us how it was done. 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
671 You have exactly five minutes to make the district attorney reappear. 1.4068 0.06165 118 82 24 12
672 You cut her in half and you're pleading not guilty?! 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
673 Can anyone, besides the rabbit in your hat, vouch for your whereabouts on the night in question? 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
674 You make another prosecutor disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.4058 0.05308 138 92 36 10
675 You ignored two prior warnings. Don't turn this into a hat trick! 1.4058 0.05208 138 91 38 9
676 For the last time, where’s the rabbit? 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
677 Need I remind you this is my courtroom and I will be creating the illusions? 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
678 No, habeas corpus is not a bunch of hocus pocus 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
679 Please stop answering "That's show business." 1.4052 0.05740 116 77 31 8
680 If the trick of sawing your assistant in half had worked, you wouldn't be here. 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
681 ...and I can make you disappear for eight to ten. Just tell us where the damn rabbit is. 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
682 If you answer "abracadabra" one more time, you'll disappear! 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
683 No, you’re not accused of just doing your job, you’re accused of sawing your wife in half. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
684 Would you please put the rabbit back on the evidence table? 1.4044 0.05360 136 91 35 10
685 Knock off the hocus-pocus with your answers Magic Max or I'll make you disappear for another 10 to 15. 1.4044 0.05258 136 90 37 9
686 Mr. Smith, this is my show, not yours. I order you to make Exhibit 3 re-appear. 1.4044 0.04826 136 86 45 5
687 That’s it! You’re in contempt until you can make my bottom half reappear! 1.4035 0.05807 114 76 30 8
688 Now make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt of the court. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
689 Say 'A magician never reveals his secrets' one more time. I dare you. 1.4030 0.05203 134 88 38 8
690 No, you can't saw her in half. That's why you're on trial in the first place. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
691 Vanish once more and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
692 Magic trick or not, disappearing evidence is still obstruction. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
693 Bring the prosecutor back Immediately! 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
694 The witness will now tell the court what card I'm thinking of! 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
695 My patience is disappearing; answer the question. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
696 Stop making the evidence vanish! 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
697 She's an officer of the court, not your "lovely assistant". 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
698 What do mean the evidence disappeared? 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
699 Please respond to the question “what happened to the money?”with something other than “abracadabra poof! 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
700 Where'd the bunny go? WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BUNNY?! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
701 You pull one more quarter out from behind my ear and I will hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
702 Very cute... Now, make my gavel REappear, or I'll hold you in contempt of court. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
703 You still have to testify even if I pick a card and you guess what it is 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
704 Keep it up, and I’ll make YOU disappear. 1.4015 0.05028 132 85 41 6
705 I'm warning you. One more disappearing bailiff and I will hold you in contempt of court. 1.4015 0.05142 132 86 39 7
706 'The only reason the defense rested was because you hypnotized them!" 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
707 Now make your mouth reappear and answer the question or I find you in contempt 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
708 No, your case is not dismissed now that the witness has disappeared! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
709 You will stop addressing counsel as "my beautiful assistant." 1.4015 0.04912 132 84 43 5
710 Sir, you will tell the court how exactly you found that quarter behind my ear. 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
711 I can make 20 years disappear! 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
712 Answer the question: was the King of Hearts her card, or wasn't it? 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
713 Abra-contempt of court! 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
714 You need to tell us if there is anything else up your sleeve! 1.4015 0.05253 132 87 37 8
715 If you make my gavel reappear behind my ear one more time I will hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
716 Saying 'There's nothing up my sleeve' is precisely what got you here in the first place. 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
717 You will say the magic word or I will hold you in contempt! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
718 Can't you just tell us how you did it? 1.4015 0.05362 132 88 35 9
719 That rabbit was Exhibit A! 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
720 Did you just make your mouth disappear? 1.4015 0.05429 137 93 33 11
721 Abracadabra is NOT a responsive answer... now make my pants reappear! 1.4015 0.05718 137 96 27 14
722 Which is it then, sir? Now you see it, now you don't! 1.4015 0.05124 137 90 39 8
723 What do you mean, "Abra Cadavre"?! 1.4015 0.05228 137 91 37 9
724 Obliviate?! 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
725 You look like you belong in the New Yorker! 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
726 Answer the question or you'll disappear for 90 days. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
727 I give up. Where is the jury? 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
728 Again, your 'magic bullet theory' is inadmissible. 1.4000 0.05416 130 87 34 9
729 Unless the Justice Department can pull a precedent out of a hat, I am going to allow the release of the President's tax statements. 1.4000 0.05737 130 90 28 12
730 Making a whole bunch of jewelry disappear does not make you a magician. 1.4000 0.05065 135 88 40 7
731 If my gavel doesn’t reappear you’ll be doing magic tricks at Statseville. 1.4000 0.05682 135 94 28 13
732 You expect me to believe the body just disappeared? 1.4000 0.05278 135 90 36 9
733 You cannot just make the witnesses disappear! 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
734 We know you framed Roger Rabbit, confess! 1.3986 0.05398 138 94 33 11
735 For the last time, your case will not be dismissed for failure to establish burden of POOF! 1.3986 0.05776 138 98 25 15
736 Remove your hat in this courtroom, and if there’s a rabbit under it, I’ll hold you both in contempt. 1.3985 0.05222 133 88 37 8
737 So I suppose the victim just vanished into thin air? 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
738 You sneezed? Tell that to the top half of your assistant! 1.3985 0.05540 133 91 31 11
739 Cutting a woman in half is one thing but cutting someone into five pieces is murder. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
740 She didn’t ask you if you sawed the victim on the night of her death. She asked whether you saw her. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
741 For the LAST time! There is NO abracadabra motion!!!! 1.3969 0.06002 131 94 22 15
742 Did you or did you not make your wife disappear? 1.3969 0.04928 131 84 42 5
743 Most amusing. However, I'd suggest you make the prosecutor stop quacking like a duck. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
744 Before you even ask, you can not have a volunteer. 1.3969 0.05046 131 85 40 6
745 I don’t care about the doves. Take your hat off in my courtroom. 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
746 We know she disappeared! Just tell us where she is! 1.3969 0.05046 131 85 40 6
747 If you threaten one more time to saw the prosecutor in half I will hold you in contempt 1.3969 0.04928 131 84 42 5
748 No, it doesn't "please the court" to turn up a quarter behind my ear! 1.3969 0.05273 131 87 36 8
749 Regardless of whether you are having a bad hare day, you are required to remove your hat in my courtroom! 1.3969 0.05804 131 92 26 13
750 It's not a magic act if you can't make your wife reappear! 1.3969 0.05046 131 85 40 6
751 A water tank? No, your'e going to regular jail like regular folks. And where's my gavel?! 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
752 We don't care about the murder. Just tell us how you did the trick. 1.3953 0.05657 129 89 29 11
753 I’ll hold you in contempt if you make his tax returns disappear again. 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
754 Kindly stop with The Vanishing Juror Trick already We are now down to eight. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
755 You’re not a politician, you just can’t make the facts disappear. 1.3953 0.05549 129 88 31 10
756 What do you mean, you can't make the evidence reappear? 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
757 Well I can reveal secrets and this one is called 'contempt of court.' 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
758 Put the wand down slowly. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
759 There IS no magician's code in this court. Now tell us how the two million dollars disappeared. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
760 That rabbit was an expert witness for the prosecution, sir! 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
761 A magician never reveals his secrets" is not a right guaranteed by the Constitution 1.3953 0.05326 129 86 35 8
762 Yes, but if she doesn’t reappear it’s called kidnapping. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
763 No, you can’t claim that floating checks is just one of your tricks. 1.3953 0.05438 129 87 33 9
764 And did this rabbit give you it's consent? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
765 Must I remind you that this is a court, not some birthday party. 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
766 No, you cannot just make this whole thing disappear right now. 1.3939 0.05130 132 87 38 7
767 Making evidence disappear does not merit applause in this courtroom 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
768 Make the defendant reappear this instant or I'll hold you in contempt of court! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
769 This is my legal domain, not your legerdemain! 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
770 Just answer her question! Where did the bunny go? 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
771 Sawing someone in half doesn't count as magic unless you put them back together again! 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
772 Make the District Attorney reappear immediately! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
773 I still like beer! 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
774 Fine, but you’re still going to have to tell us how you did it! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
775 'I know you have something up your sleeves!' 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
776 This court orders you not to disappear. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
777 If the court reporter does not re-appear in 5 seconds, you’re in contempt! 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
778 If any hocus pocus is going to occur is this courtroom, it is going to come from up here! You got that? 1.3920 0.05315 125 83 35 7
779 OK, what happened to my witness, and who the hell are you? 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
780 In my courtroom, a gavel does not just “disappear.” 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
781 Enough of your tricks! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
782 For the last time sir, you can’t make these charges just disappear! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
783 Okay, I need the gavel back. 1.3920 0.05067 125 81 39 5
784 Change her back to the white male attorney that I am used to! 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
785 One more rabbit and I’m holding you in contempt 1.3920 0.04938 125 80 41 4
786 That was a neat trick with the court reporter, but now we'd like her back. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
787 Stop referring to counsel as your lovely assistant! 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
788 Look buddy, you may call it magic but we call it murder. 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
789 Would you please stop referring to counsel as " my lovely assistant!" 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
790 No, you can’t pull the Mueller report out of your hat. 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
791 For the last time, 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not an acceptable response! 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
792 'Magicians never reveal their secrets' is not an acceptable answer, and yes, you're going to have to bring the defendant back. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
793 As it happens, Mr. Zoltan, I have a ‘magic word’ of my own ...Contempt! 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
794 Pick an exhibit - any exhibit. 1.3920 0.05553 125 85 31 9
795 Okay wiseguy, where's my gavel? 1.3920 0.05668 125 86 29 10
796 Abracadabra does not explain your wife's disappearance. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
797 Produce the rabbit - NOW!! 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
798 Yes, she's allowed to ask you what you have up your sleeve. 1.3920 0.05193 125 82 37 6
799 Full custody awarded to your better halves! 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
800 Drop the claim that there's nothing up your sleeve. We know there is. That's why you're here. 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
801 Again, a magician's secret is not privileged information. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
802 Rabbits, doves, frogs, or dandruff, I don't care; you still have to remove your hat in my courtroom! 1.3906 0.05789 128 90 26 12
803 For the last time, what did you do with the witness?" 1.3906 0.05230 128 85 36 7
804 And for your next trick, answer the question. 1.3906 0.05894 128 91 24 13
805 I've had just about enough of your tricks, sir! 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
806 Let me remind the witness, although you did make our Bible disappear, you are still under oath! 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
807 Listen, buddy, you can't just conjure up an alibi. 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
808 One more of your tricks and I'll find you in contempt. 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
809 You wanna' disappear?! Keep saying "What's the magic word?" 1.3906 0.05347 128 86 34 8
810 No, you cannot plead ‘Not Guilty by Reason of Presto Chango.’ 1.3906 0.05460 128 87 32 9
811 You're sure she was already sawed in half when you got there? May I remind you, you are under oath. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
812 What kind of sick bastard saws a woman in half in front of children! 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
813 Making your mouth disappear will not work. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
814 It's not called "magic" when you actually do saw your assistant in half! 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
815 Making evidence disappear is not humorous, and what have you done with the jury? 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
816 Your writ of Hocus Pocus has already been denied! 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
817 Did you or did you not walk down the street and turn into a store? 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
818 Stop making evidence vanish! 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
819 I've warned you about making the evidence disappear! 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
820 My final warning. No more rabbits. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
821 If you're ever going to pull a rabbit out of your hat, now is the time. 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
822 Take that rabbit out of your hat. The whole rabbit and nothing But the rabbit. 1.3893 0.05586 131 91 29 11
823 I will hold you in contempt of court unless you make the counsel for the prosecution reappear right now! 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
824 The witness will make the jury appear again! 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
825 Abracadabra is not a plea. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
826 Saying that you were in two places at once on the night of the 21st is not an acceptable answer. 1.3893 0.05372 131 89 33 9
827 No! It would not please the court to see your rabbit again. 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
828 For the last time- it's habeas corpus; NOT hocus pocus! 1.3893 0.05149 131 87 37 7
829 You claim the rabbit killed your partner and disappeared into a hat with the murder weapon? 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
830 Where's the defendant 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
831 You'll be held in contempt if you don't make the bailiff reappear! and NOT AS A RABBIT! 1.3876 0.05314 129 87 34 8
832 Answer the question. How do you account for your wife's disappearance? 1.3876 0.05426 129 88 32 9
833 I said, I don't care if you have a huge magic wand, you're still subject to the U.S. penal code. 1.3876 0.05537 129 89 30 10
834 no, they weren't challenging you to see if you could break out of the cuffs, you were being put under arrest for tax fraud 1.3871 0.06028 124 89 22 13
835 Answer the question! How long did you know Mr. Rabbit before he disappeared? 1.3871 0.05336 124 83 34 7
836 We're going to need Exhibit A back immediately . . . and I don't know what you did with Miss Lawson, the stenographer, but we will need her as well. 1.3871 0.05692 124 86 28 10
837 Wanna see 20 years disappear? 1.3852 0.05133 122 80 37 5
838 Do you or do you not know the current whereabouts of the rabbit? 1.3852 0.05636 122 84 29 9
839 You’re a white male in 2019. You’re guilty of everything. 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
840 No, let's _not_ 'work a little magic, here!' 1.3821 0.05599 123 85 29 9
841 If you don’t show this court more respect, I will make you disappear! 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
842 No, you may not have any assistance from the audience! 1.3821 0.05356 123 83 33 7
843 Excellent trick , but the court needs the bible back . 1.3821 0.05230 123 82 35 6
844 I don’t care about the magician’s oath! Where’s the other half of your assistant? 1.3821 0.05101 123 81 37 5
845 The witness will make my gavel re-appear, or I'll hold you, the hat and the rabbit in contempt! 1.3821 0.05832 123 87 25 11
846 Make my gavel reappear. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
847 There’s no such thing as the “Magician’s Privilege!” 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
848 ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND NO TRICKS 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
849 No,you may not 'appear' a surprise witness 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
850 Well Houdini, how are you to get out of this one. 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
851 Objection sustained! I saw the card fall out of his sleeve! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
852 If you say "Ta-Da!" again I will hold you in contempt. 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
853 So you say cutting her in half was just an optical illusion? 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
854 Bring the stenographer back now! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
855 No sleight of hand is gonna get you out of this one! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
856 And don't just pull an answer out of your hat! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
857 If you say "Hocus SCOTUS" one more time, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
858 Making your mouth disappear does not disqualify you from testifying" 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
859 So...... you're saying you didn't know it was a real saw? 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
860 Please do not disappear again or I will find you in contempt. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
861 Let's try again: Take your hat off in my court. And this time there better not be a rabbit in it! 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
862 One more rabbit and I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
863 May I advise you sir that 'keeping it under your hat' is not a sound legal strategy. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
864 Now, can you make the defendant reappear? 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
865 I'm sorry, but 'A magician never reveals his secrets' isn't legal doctrine 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
866 'Two halves make a whole' is not a defense. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
867 It's time to drop the act, buddy. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
868 The witness will please refrain from waving the magic wand before answering each question. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
869 I don't care if it's magic, make my gavel reappear ! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
870 Very funny! Now turn him back! 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
871 Sustained! The witness will make his mouth reappear immediately. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
872 I'll tell you what's magic! I can make you disappear until you answer her questions. 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
873 You WILL tell the court who Abra Kadabra and Alla Kazam are and how they were involved ! 1.3814 0.05505 118 80 31 7
874 Bring back the bailiff, NOW! 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
875 I’ll have no more of this hocus pocus in my courtroom! 1.3814 0.04951 118 76 39 3
876 The witness will cause Exhibit A to reappear immediately! 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
877 Stop hiding evidence behind my ear! 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
878 She asked you how you made the money disappear. "Magicians can't reveal their secrets" is not an acceptable answer. 1.3814 0.05635 118 81 29 8
879 Your motion to disappear opposing council is denied. And bring the rabbit back too. 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
880 The truth does not disappear in my courtroom 1.3814 0.05372 118 79 33 6
881 You won't find it so easy to make these charges disappear 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
882 If you don’t stop with the courtroom tricks, I’m going to make YOU disappear. 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
883 Answer the question or your next disappearing act will be 20 years in Sing Sing. 1.3802 0.05150 121 80 36 5
884 What do you mean you're making a formal plea? 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
885 And no tricks, got it ? 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
886 Don't even try to make the charges disappear, Mr. Magisto! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
887 Abra cadabra is not an acceptable explanation. 1.3802 0.05015 121 79 38 4
888 Listen up, you better not try anything because I can make YOU disappear for a long, long time. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
889 You picked the wrong courtroom to make the jury disappear! 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
890 One more"abracadabra" , and I will hold you in contempt. 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
891 Well, in my court you'll tell your secrets. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
892 If you make one more caption vanish I will hold you in contempt! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
893 I asked you to look at the evidence not make it disappear 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
894 No, I will not pick a card 1.3802 0.05282 121 81 34 6
895 Where’s the rabbit, Harry?! 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
896 Sir, do you or do you not have something up your sleeve? 1.3802 0.05150 121 80 36 5
897 No sir! There is no evidence behind my ear. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
898 I don't care how many birds you got under there. No one wears a hat in my courtroom! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
899 I know it was only half of your assistant,but we still need the whole truth. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
900 You mean to tell me it was all an illusion? 1.3802 0.05660 121 84 28 9
901 Stop putting words into the prosecution's mouth! 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
902 No, you can't swear on Houdini's grave. 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
903 I don't care WHAT you do for a living, Mr. Houdini. You will return the prosecutor to this court IMMEDIATELY! 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
904 And how do I know you won’t pull a disappearing act if I grant bail? 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
905 Make that evidence reappear or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
906 In my court room, we obey the laws of physics. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
907 Real magic, stage magic or no magic—it’s still a felony. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
908 Stop asking for a volunteer from the audience! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
909 For the last time, stop making witnesses disappear or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
910 I'm asking you for the last time, where is my gavel? 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
911 Make the jury reappear, or you'll disappear for 60 days. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
912 I'm not picking another card! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
913 Make the jury reappear immediately or else...! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
914 Bring back that lawyer now!!! 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
915 Stop that! Make the District Attorney reappear! 1.3793 0.05955 116 82 24 10
916 Bring the bailiff back now or I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.3793 0.05428 116 78 32 6
917 And for MY next trick, I'm going to make all your assets disappear. 1.3793 0.05698 116 80 28 8
918 This is your last warning!....No more tricks or I'll hold you in contempt of court as fast as you can say "presto!" 1.3793 0.05145 116 76 36 4
919 Are you telling me you passed go AND collected $200? 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
920 Mr. Wizardi: You will answer the question asked. "Presto change-o" does not entitle you a different question. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
921 Sustained. You cannot make the other witnesses disappear. 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
922 Please answer sir, it's not a trick question! 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
923 Then you saw him and then you didn’t is not an alibi. 1.3793 0.05289 116 77 34 5
924 Sir,let me repeat. I do not want you turning this into a circus. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
925 The court doesn't care if it's a trade secret. What did you do with the plaintiff's lower half? 1.3793 0.06202 116 84 20 12
926 Prestidigitation, sleight of hand ... call it want you want. Your tricks should never involve the plaintiff's buttocks. 1.3793 0.05828 116 81 26 9
927 I don't want to see any of your tricks!" 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
928 I'm sorry sir. You cannot turn the prosecutor into a rabbit just because you don't like her questions. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
929 'During the proceedings, we do not refer the court-appointed defense attorney as 'your lovely assistant!' 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
930 So your'e saying that she just disappeared? 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
931 Excuse me sir. Are you saying the reason you cannot answer is because you accidentally made your mouth disappear? 1.3790 0.06229 124 92 17 15
932 No tricks, hear me? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
933 Were you, or were you not, responsible for the disappearance of Mr. Hoppy? 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
934 Again--"presto chango" is not a legal term! 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
935 Even if she did volunteer, unless you make her come back it's kidnapping. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
936 Look, when the prosecution said you were the star witness, they didn't mean you'd get to do your act. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
937 Tell us where the rabbit is! 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
938 Where you are going, there are no false bottoms. 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
939 Your wife testified that she said you should ‘see’ someone else, not ‘saw” someone else 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
940 No, you don't need a volunteer from the jury box. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
941 A magician never reveals his secrets doesn’t fall under the 5th amendment. 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
942 For the last time, please stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
943 Taking my glass of water was funny - but you need to bring back the jury this instant! 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
944 No, the charges have not disappeared against you. 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
945 I do not want to see another rabbit. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
946 Is the man who asked you to make the witness disappear sitting in this courtroom? 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
947 Now did you or did you not make her 'disappear,' sir? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
948 During the recess, the witness will meet with my grandson and his friends in my chambers. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
949 For the last time, she’s the Assistant District attorney, not your “lovely assistant.” 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
950 You're not going to trick your way out of testifying, Don. Jr. 1.3790 0.05562 124 86 29 9
951 And for his next trick, the accused will make the evidence against him RE-appear! 1.3790 0.05196 124 83 35 6
952 You've been accused of putting on the ritz. What say you? 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
953 No , I do not want to see how you can make her disappear! 1.3790 0.04938 124 81 39 4
954 You pulled your alibi out of where? 1.3790 0.06015 124 90 21 13
955 You can’t get out of testifying by making your mouth disappear! 1.3790 0.05905 124 89 23 12
956 So, you’re saying the evidence just...disappeared? 1.3790 0.05321 124 84 33 7
957 The witness will refrain from addressing me as his lovely assistant. 1.3790 0.05443 124 85 31 8
958 You're in the wrong cartoon. 1.3774 0.06062 106 74 24 8
959 I don't want to see any tricks. 1.3770 0.04983 122 80 38 4
960 Oh, of course your alibi witness disappeared. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
961 For your next trick you better make the plaintiff reappear. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
962 I don’t care Mr. Magnificent. You sawed her in half. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
963 The Court agrees, Mr. Marvello, that it is unnecessary to preface each attempt to remember with, 'Now I see it, now I don't.' 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
964 You make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
965 I'd like to see you get out of this one. 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
966 This court will grant leniency if you can make all the TV judges disappear. 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
967 We may need you to testify again so don't disappear. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
968 If you don’t want to disappear for the next ten months, I suggest you answer the question! 1.3739 0.05854 115 81 25 9
969 No, "traveling between dimensions" is not a legitimate alibi. 1.3739 0.05449 115 78 31 6
970 We’ll deal with the rabbit. Just remove the hat. 1.3739 0.05307 115 77 33 5
971 Of course Trump would hire a magician to do his taxes 1.3738 0.06302 107 77 20 10
972 Answer the question or I’ll make you disappear for 30 days 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
973 Any chance your skills of deception were learned from an elected official? 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
974 Nice try, but there is no such thing as magician-assistant privilege. 1.3717 0.05508 113 77 30 6
975 There's no point locking you up so I'm going to let you go. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
976 The next person to disappear​ will be you - for 20 years. 1.3717 0.05787 113 79 26 8
977 I understand you are an accomplished escape artist. I am an accomplished and extremely heavy-handed sentencing artist. 1.3717 0.05649 113 78 28 7
978 You are in contempt of this court and your parents expectations. 1.3714 0.06240 105 75 21 9
979 You're here to testify, not to mystify. 1.3707 0.05411 116 79 31 6
980 I know all the tricks. 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
981 You make your mouth reappear now or I will hold you in contempt 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
982 You must disclose the bunny's whereabouts or be held in contempt! 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
983 None of your tricks! 1.3707 0.05939 116 83 23 10
984 For the last time, witness : this court does not accept Harry v. Voldemort as a binding precedent. 1.3707 0.06064 116 84 21 11
985 I’m not judging you for being a magician, Mr. Michaels. It’s stealing a top hat that you stand accused of. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
986 OK. Now make the jury reappear. Now! 1.3694 0.05108 111 73 35 3
987 I don't care about your magician's code. Where's the rabbit! 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
988 I'm telling you for the last time: Make the jury reappear! 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
989 The defendant must make an appearance 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
990 I forgot how to make my wife reappear, is not a defense. 1.3689 0.05342 103 68 32 3
991 So, your DNA just magically appeared? 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
992 No, you may not show us your disappearing act! 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
993 Make the bailiff reappear or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
994 The witness will make the gavel re-appear or be held in contempt. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
995 For MY next trick I'll put you somewhere you can't escape! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
996 Next time I hold you in contempt, stay there. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
997 Defense counsel's "trick question" objection is overruled. The defendant will explain the sudden disappearance of his lovely assistant. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
998 Habeas Corpus means "Find the damn rabbit." 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
999 This is your last chance. Where's my gavel? 1.3670 0.05158 109 72 34 3
1000 A magician never reveals his tricks" is only a valid defence in Nevada 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1001 No, you may not saw her in half as a demonstration of your powers. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1002 For the last time, I'm not your assistant." 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1003 Now make my gavel reappear! 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1004 I ASK YOU AGAIN... Where IS the Rabbit!?! 1.3670 0.05158 109 72 34 3
1005 You have 3 seconds to make my gavel reappear or I'll add theft to the charges 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
1006 Return my gavel or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3670 0.05779 109 76 26 7
1007 For the last time, you can't simply say 'abba cadabra' every time you don't want to answer a question! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1008 Well, then magically make the court reporter RE-appear! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1009 You will refrain from levitating the prosecution! 1.3670 0.05478 109 74 30 5
1010 Alright--where did you put the DA? 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1011 No, the "lady" is not going to vanish. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1012 I am NOT going to ask you again-where’s the rabbit!!!! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1013 Bring the Bailiff back right now! 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1014 By order of the court, you are required to make your mouth reappear. 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1015 I'm warning you, no more tricks. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
1016 Pick a charge. Any charge. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1017 No, I will not bet you $10,000 that I have on red, white and blue underwear. 1.3670 0.06066 109 78 22 9
1018 Pull another story like that out of your hat and Presto, I’ll turn your suit orange! 1.3670 0.05925 109 77 24 8
1019 Stop. Making. The. Evidence. Disappear. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1020 The witness will answer the question: Where were you on the night the victim disappeared? 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1021 If I even see the rabbit, it's contempt - got it? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1022 Put the twelfth juror back now or I’ll make YOU disappear. 1.3661 0.06341 112 83 17 12
1023 The witness shall refrain from using any hocus pocus! 1.3661 0.05381 112 76 31 5
1024 If you do not produce the rabbit right now I will hold you in contempt! 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1025 Answer the “question”! Where did you hide the bunny? 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1026 Clever. Now make my gavel reappear. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1027 In my courtroom hats, with or without rabbits, are forbidden. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1028 He said "habeus corpus," not "hocus pocus." 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1029 If you make anymore evidence disappear I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1030 What did you do with the prosecutor? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1031 Just because you work for The New Yorker doesn't mean you don't have to swear to tell the truth. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1032 Your defense of 'presto-changeo-abracadabra' is not a legal defense in this court, young man! 1.3661 0.05381 112 76 31 5
1033 ..stop saying "...and now for my next trick...". 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1034 I am instructing the jury to disregard all tricks ! 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1035 Making the jury disappear in mid trial is a felony in this state. 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1036 The rule of law trumps abracadabra! 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1037 Ok, what did you do with the rabbit? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1038 ‘You can save the “ta-dahs” young man.” 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1039 The prosecutor is NOT your lovely assistant 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1040 I don't care who you are. In my court, you must reveal your secrets. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1041 You tell me where that rabbit went or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1042 No, you may not saw the prosecutor in half! 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1043 Your sentence: Four score and seven years. Not one second less. 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1044 Let me remind you that you're under oath. For the last time, how did you know what card she picked? 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1045 You will answer the question. Exactly how did the victim disappear? 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1046 It's "So help me,God." Not "Abracadabra!" 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1047 Did you take my pen? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1048 Vanishing my gavel will not keep me from rendering my verdict! 1.3661 0.06082 112 81 21 10
1049 You make that bible re-appear right now or I will hold you in contempt!! 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1050 If you really want to win this case, you better pull more than a rabbit out of your hat! 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1051 Enough of this magician thing; schazam and abra-ca-dabra are not acceptable responses. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
1052 Okay, great trick, but now I really need you to give me back the gavel! 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1053 Raise YOUR right hand, not mine! 1.3661 0.05672 112 78 27 7
1054 Answer the question: was the rabbit actually in your hat? 1.3661 0.05812 112 79 25 8
1055 For the last time: saying abracadabra does not make the case against you disappear. 1.3661 0.05528 112 77 29 6
1056 WHERE DID YOU PUT THE RABBIT? 1.3661 0.06213 112 82 19 11
1057 If I were you, I would practice your escape trick...right now. 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
1058 Im the judge of that 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1059 "OK, let's get one thing straight. I'm the judge and this is my courtroom and I find you guilty. So, try getting out of that, Mr. Houdini. 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1060 Sir, I will no longer tolerate your demands to first say 'the magic word' with each of our questions. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
1061 Let’s see if you can escape Life Imprisonment! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1062 Mr. Giuliani, you just can’t eliminate obstruction by saying “Presto Chango”. 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1063 I'm the only one in this courtroom who's permitted to go pantless! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1064 No! "Abracadabra" is not a valid way of removing the President! 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1065 Conversations between you and the rabbit are not privileged. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1066 If you don't re-appear Exhibit A, I will take this gavel and...aw, come on! Are you freakin' kidding me? 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1067 You don‘t have to tell the audience, but you have to tell me. How did you do that? 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1068 Make my damn gavel reappear NOW! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1069 Stop dancing around the question, Mr. Astaire. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
1070 Only celebrities and sitting Presidents can get away with that kind of chicanery in this court! 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
1071 The Great Majesto, you'd better pull a better alibi out of that hat. 1.3652 0.05288 115 78 32 5
1072 My gavel, now! 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1073 I don’t care what you were demonstrating, young Mr. Magician. Return my gavel to the bench! 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1074 Any more tricks up your sleeve? 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1075 Stop saying "Contemptis Hemptis" and answer the question!! 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1076 Please do not refer to your attorney as "My Lovely Assistant" again! 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1077 And I will hold you in contempt if you don't change it back into a gavel and return it to me right now!" 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1078 Pull out his tax returns!! 1.3652 0.05837 115 82 24 9
1079 You can't keep presto chango-ing your story! 1.3652 0.05569 115 80 28 7
1080 I'll be the one that makes people disappear around here! 1.3652 0.05430 115 79 30 6
1081 Your rabbit stole my gavel. 1.3652 0.05704 115 81 26 8
1082 The only thing we pick in here is a jury,not cards! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1083 For the last time,,,,Hocus Pocus is not a legal term!!.. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1084 No, we're not going to watch this case disappear. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1085 I don't care what may or may not be underneath it, you WILL remove your hat. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1086 Even blindfolded Lady Justice can see through that getup! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1087 Perception is not reality in my courtroom, sir. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1088 And we'll have none of your hocus POTUS. 1.3645 0.06423 107 79 17 11
1089 A gavel beats a wand any day, mister! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1090 No! I can’t allow you to make the jury disappear! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1091 No disappearing acts in this courtroom Buddy!! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1092 If you don’t make my gavel reappear immediately I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1093 Do you know how hard it is to subpoena a bunny?! 1.3645 0.06284 107 78 19 10
1094 Well in this court room you will reveal your secrets. Now, what did you do with Ms Green’s cat? 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1095 This is your last warning. No more tricks! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1096 For the last time, the witness will answer ALL questions, regardless of whether or not the examiner uses the ‘magic word’! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1097 If you ask for assistance from the audience one more time...! 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1098 I grow tired of all your misdirection, sir. Answer the question! 1.3645 0.05210 107 71 33 3
1099 I want my gavel back now young man! 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1100 There is no law of Prest-0 Change-0 young man! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1101 I don't give a rat's tail about the rabbit. You'll not be wearing a hat in my courtroom. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
1102 Making the evidence disappear is not grounds for acquittal! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1103 It's called the writ of habeas corpus - not hocus pocus!" 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1104 You make my gavel reappear or you're in contempt! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1105 Magically removing your mouth will not prevent me from holding you in contempt of court for failing to answer the question. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1106 You have sworn to tell the truth! You cannot just make up things out of thin air! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1107 You pull anything out of anyplace and you’re going straight to prison, Mr. Astonishoso. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1108 You May look honest, but I’m on to your tricks 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1109 Let's see if you can escape from Alcatraz, shall we? 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1110 Don't abracadabra me young man! Now bring back my gavel! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1111 See if you can pull an alibi out of that hat! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1112 For the last time, stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1113 It's not a trick question, where's the damn rabbit? 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
1114 One more outburst like that and I’ll make YOU disappear! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1115 I told you no tricks on the stand. Now give back the court stenographer's machine. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1116 One more "Alakazam" response and its "Alacatraz"! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1117 I'm not granting bail to a disappearing act. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1118 You will produce the witness or else. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1119 Young man, you make my gavel and your mouth reappear this instant! 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
1120 If you turn me into a rabbit one more time, I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
1121 Pick a card" is not how we determine guilt here 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1122 I saw that! Now please return the prosecutor! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1123 Okay, Mister. I'm going to find you in contempt of court unless you make my gavel reappear. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1124 The witness will avoid any further use of "Presto"! 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
1125 The witness will answer the question! Was there or was there not a rabbit? 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
1126 If one more juror disappears.... 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
1127 You can wave that wand all you like, but it won't make your speeding ticket disappear. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1128 Listen, if you can't compel Fluffy to appear, I will! 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1129 Bring the jury back in here ... NOW !! 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1130 Make Exhibit A reappear. Right now! 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1131 Mr. Houdini, you have exactly 10 seconds to make the jury reappear. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1132 That getup is no excuse, you sawed her in half! 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
1133 So you've got a magic wand but I've got the gavel. 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
1134 You said you could make the witness appear. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1135 What happened to the jurors!? 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1136 The court does not recognize 'then I just made him disappear' as a valid response! 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1137 Answer the question, Mr. Amazing. There is no Constitutional protection against violating the Magician's Code. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1138 Okay, we all get your satirical commentary! Now stop turning everyone in this court into kangaroos. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1139 In this court, Mr. Porter, anything does NOT go. And that 'old black magic' is not a legal defense. However, the court will allow that your hat is the tops. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1140 You're the last to see the rabbit before it disappeared. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1141 The rabbit will only testify if called to the witness stand. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1142 The witness will now make the evidence reappear. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
1143 Stop trying to turn my courtroom into a circus! 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1144 I do all the disappearing acts around here 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1145 If you disappear one more time I will hold you out of contempt. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1146 You weren't supposed to actually saw her in half! 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
1147 What do you mean the truth can't be revealed? 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
1148 Your wand motion is denied. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1149 Your Writ of Hocus Pocus and the Motion by Wand to Exclude Evidence are denied! The court reporter will strike all references to Abracadabra. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
1150 Any more of your tricks and I'll turn you into a jailbird. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
1151 I am not sure you can make your alibi appear out of thin air. 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1152 You put your right hand, not your wand, on the bible, and say 'I do", not 'abracadabra' ! 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1153 Young man, you’ve got precisely 10 seconds to re-materialize People’s Exhibit 11-D! 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1154 It’s not a trick unless you bring the evidence back. 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1155 And no tricks! 1.3611 0.05652 108 75 27 6
1156 The next words out of your mouth better be your testimony! I've seen enough of your stupid magic tricks! 1.3611 0.05803 108 76 25 7
1157 A magician never tells" will not be tolerated 1.3585 0.05394 106 72 30 4
1158 Being a character witness doesn't mean you have to dress up like a character witness. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1159 Sir your therapy rabbit cannot testify in your defense.. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
1160 You will immediately return the jury! 1.3585 0.05558 106 73 28 5
1161 Will the defendant please levitate? 1.3548 0.06422 93 67 19 7
1162 Your here today to testify, not mystify ! 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1163 No one wears a clipon bowtie in my courtroom! 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1164 Making your wife disappear does NOT mean you have won the case. Bring her back now! 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1165 I’ll remind you again, refer to him as the victim, not as “the member from the audience 1.3529 0.05512 102 70 28 4
1166 'Magicians never tell' has nothing to do with the 5th Amendment. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1167 You really think the jury will believe it just dissapeared?? 1.3529 0.05332 102 69 30 3
1168 Sawing your wife in half was only amusing when it was a magic trick. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1169 Okay, I’ve heard enough! Where’s the damned rabbit 1.3529 0.05512 102 70 28 4
1170 The witness will refrain from responding “I refuse to answer on the grounds that I can make you disappear”. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1171 Wanna see magic? How about I make you disappear for five-to-ten? 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1172 No, rabbits cannot plead the 5th Amendment 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1173 So you are saying that your assistant just disappeared? 1.3529 0.06017 102 73 22 7
1174 So now you are saying that, last time you saw the victim, she was actually one-piece? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1175 The witness will answer the question: where did the rabbit come from? 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
1176 Would you like to explain why people on the Witness List keep disappearing? 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1177 I'm going to warn you, young man. My wife did not like your show. 1.3529 0.06331 102 75 18 9
1178 Yes, the rabbit is part of the property settlement. 1.3529 0.05853 102 72 24 6
1179 No! My gavel is not where I left it. 1.3529 0.05685 102 71 26 5
1180 'Wait for my final act' is not a not a sufficient defense for sawing a woman in half! 1.3529 0.05332 102 69 30 3
1181 I'm instructing the witness to make the bible re-appear immediately 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1182 Do not make this lawyer cluck like a chicken! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1183 Look Mr. Wizard, the next time you tell the lady prosecutor you are going to turn her into a toad every time she asks you a question, I will quickly turn you into a prison pinata. Do you understand me? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1184 Making the Bible disappear does not relieve you from telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1185 We're up to your tricks. 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1186 Up to your old tricks again, eh Mister Magnifico? 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
1187 It’s “I solemnly swear,” not “Abracadabra.” 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
1188 You will not address our prosecutor as "oh beguiling anomaly not often depicted in classic opera." 1.3524 0.05577 105 73 27 5
1189 Show me the bunny! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1190 No, you may not show the jury "a neat trick." 1.3524 0.06488 105 79 15 11
1191 Do not try pulling an alibi out of your hat again ! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1192 For the last time: Evidence pulled from the hat is not acceptable! 1.3524 0.05739 105 74 25 6
1193 Abraca-damned. I still habeas your corpus. Now answer the question 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
1194 Article Three Section Nine clearly states if you pull a rabbit out of your hat he is subject​ to cross-examination under​ oath! 1.3524 0.05410 105 72 29 4
1195 No, you cannot make the charges against you "just disappear". 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
1196 You're charged with sawing a woman in half and failing to pick up the pieces. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1197 If there's a rabbit to be pulled out of there, now would be a good time. 1.3500 0.06093 100 72 21 7
1198 ANSWER the question! Where's the goddamn rabbit? 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
1199 I don't care if it completes your look.Take off that damn hat. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1200 That's a wand, not a gavel. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1201 No, you may not ask for a volunteer from the jury pool. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1202 I sincerely doubt that The Great Lizardo is your real name. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1203 TELL US WHAT YOU DID WITH THE RABBIT. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1204 The jury had better reappear. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1205 Just your name, sir. The record cannot show you as "The Great Seymouro." 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1206 ... and don't make my gavel disappear again! 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1207 This is about WhoDunIt, not WhoDini. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1208 Have you something up your sleeve? 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1209 That’s it! I’m holding you in contempt of court for making evidence disappear. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1210 We’re about to make you disappear...! 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1211 Make the prosecutor reappear or I will make you vanish .for a long time. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1212 No, you cannot just make these charges disappear. 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1213 If you conjure the evidence one more time, I will hold you in contempt! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1214 Again, when was the last time you saw that rabbit? 1.3495 0.06125 103 75 20 8
1215 Where did you hide my gavel? 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1216 Bring back the bail bondsman right now!! 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1217 Please answer the question and please make counsel reappear! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1218 RETURN MY JURY! And lose the rabbits. 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1219 Bring the Bible back, Mr. Whizmo. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1220 My courtroom, Mr. Potter,--Lose the hat! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1221 No more misdirection to the jury from you, Mr. Presto! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1222 We are not amused ... make your mouth reappear! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1223 You’ve got to be kidding — gavels don’t just disappear! 1.3495 0.05640 103 72 26 5
1224 The witness is reminded not to end every response with "Presto!" 1.3495 0.05468 103 71 28 4
1225 This court will have no more tricks from you! 1.3495 0.05968 103 74 22 7
1226 I’m not going to warn you again: drop the act! 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1227 Making people disappear is a crime. 1.3495 0.05806 103 73 24 6
1228 Hey Houdini, make the evidence and my pants re-appear, or I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.3491 0.05850 106 76 23 7
1229 For the last time, stop offering to put the victim back together. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1230 That may be, but the judicial oath supersedes the magician's oath. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1231 Sir, I'll ask you to refrain from making the evidence against you disappear. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1232 Make your mouth reappear and testify. 1.3469 0.05250 98 66 30 2
1233 Get ready to disappear. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1234 Please quit asking the jury if they believe in magic. 1.3469 0.06503 98 73 16 9
1235 Okay, the first time was funny, but now it's annoying. Mr Mysterio, please return my gavel immediately. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1236 Turn her back into a gavel at once. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1237 No, you may not ask her to get into a box to be sawn in half. 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1238 May I remind you that both you and the rabbit are under oath. 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1239 That was a cute trick. Now please bring back the Bible. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1240 Where did I leave my keys 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1241 I suppose you think that's funny. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1242 If you say "THIS is where fashion sits" one more time, I’m going to hold you in contempt. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1243 I won't let you make a circus out of this courtroom! 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1244 Stop pulling things out of your hat 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1245 You may––but only if it's a legal trick. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1246 The consequences be damned; you WILL remove your hat in my courtroom. 1.3469 0.05637 98 68 26 4
1247 The disappearing mouth trick isn’t the same as pleading the fifth! 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
1248 You just can't pull an aquital out of thin air. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
1249 I'm ordering you to make your mouth reappear and answer the question! 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1250 Remember, you're under oath. How did you get the quarter through the metal detector? 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
1251 You're not allowed to claim magic realism as a motive. 1.3469 0.05820 98 69 24 5
1252 Your old tricks won't work in my court. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1253 I will remind you that you're still under oath. " Pick any card from the deck" is not an appropriate response. 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
1254 That's not what it means to expunge your record. 1.3469 0.06819 98 75 12 11
1255 I don’t want you conjuring up yet another alibi! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1256 For the last time, no more making the evidence "disappear"! 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1257 There's a rabbit in my robe and I'm NOT happy to see you. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1258 I don't care how many doves you release, in my court, a gentleman always removes his hat. 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1259 You had better make that witness reappear! 1.3465 0.05347 101 69 29 3
1260 Your magician's oath means nothing here! How did you make the woman disappear? 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1261 The court admonishes the witness that justice is blind, not invisible; bring back the jury! 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1262 If you don't bring the prosecutor back NOW, I'll direct the jury to come back with a guilty verdict. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1263 I'm afraid, Mr Barr, you're going to have to make the jury re-appear 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1264 I am sorry, but the "Magician's Code" does not in fact supercede being in contempt of court 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1265 No, sir, you may not ask for a volunteer from the audience. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1266 Remove that hat or you'll disappear. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1267 OK, bring back the defendant or else!! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1268 I'm warning you, no tricks this time! 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1269 Looks like freedom was not in the cards for you son. 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1270 No sir, the fifth amendment does not apply, now you hocus pocus your mouth back where it goes! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1271 Alright Houdini, abracadabra the witness back. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1272 No, the Court does not want to put on the ritz. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1273 You better conjure up a better answer than that! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1274 I made my wife disappear" was not holding up as well as the defense had hoped 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1275 You've taken your role as character witness too far. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1276 You were told this was an informal hearing. 1.3465 0.05158 101 68 31 2
1277 No, seven white doves cannot be called as witnesses. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1278 Stop making my gavel disappear! 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1279 You're in contempt until you make that bible reappear! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1280 You make that rabbit reappear right now or I’m holding you in contempt. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1281 You can't plead delusional 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1282 If I hear the witness say ‘Abracadabra’ one more time I’m going to hold him in contempt. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1283 You can’t plead the fifth dimension here son. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1284 No, you may not make this indictment disappear. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1285 Stop playing the case of the missing jury. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1286 You saw this one in half, buster, and you're in real trouble! 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1287 The witness will answer the question. How did you know which card was mine? 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1288 Habeas Corpus is not a magical incantation, young man. 1.3465 0.05529 101 70 27 4
1289 I know EXACTLY where you pulled that out of... 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1290 Don’t you dare do the vanishing trick again! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1291 So you did cut her in two halves, but you did not murder her 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1292 We have 500 witnesses that saw you cut her in half. Guilty! 1.3465 0.06515 101 76 15 10
1293 There are just so many times that you can keep pulling rabbits out of that hat without people wondering where the hell they are all really coming from. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1294 No, you may not call your lawyer 'my beautiful assistant'!" 1.3465 0.06204 101 74 19 8
1295 Objection sustained--the witness is indeed 'put'n on the Ritz'. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1296 Now tell me, where did you put the rabbit? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1297 The witness will refrain from demonstrating his disappearing act during cross examination! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1298 Making the prosecutor dissapear won’t help your case. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1299 I’ll remind the witness, if she disappears again, we’ll just have to start over. 1.3465 0.06042 101 73 21 7
1300 I've told you twice now that you can't simply pull an answer out of your ass. 1.3465 0.06361 101 75 17 9
1301 Exhibit B better reappear or you will be held in contempt! 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1302 How do we KNOW you’ve got nothing up your sleeve? 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1303 You wanted to make the charges disappear? 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1304 The court will not tolerate your legal hocus pocus. 1.3465 0.05876 101 72 23 6
1305 The whole rabbit and nothing but the rabbit! 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
1306 Nice trick, Now give me my Gavel back! 1.3444 0.06352 90 65 19 6
1307 Magician’s Oath or not, we still need to swear you in. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1308 I know you made it through the rabbit detector,but you still have to hand over the hat. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1309 Sir, please stop referring to the assistant D.A. is not 'your lovely assistant.' 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1310 I told you not to make any of the evidence disappear. Now bring it back or you're going to jail. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1311 No, it would not please the court to pull a rabbit out of your hat! 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1312 For the last time, she's not your lovely assistant! 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1313 There will be no Hocus Potus here young man! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1314 I told you not to make Exhibit 3 disappear. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1315 Answer the question or I'll make you disappear for 5 to 10. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1316 You better pull it out of somewhere 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1317 Furthermore, don’t think you are going to pull a not guilty verdict out of that hat! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1318 I'll show you hocus-pocus... Legal hocus-pocus...! 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1319 One more, "Presto-change-o, Prosecutor Disappear-o", and I will hold you in contempt. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1320 I don't care if you have a rabbit in it! You have to remove your hat! 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1321 'I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you,' is not an acceptable response in this court! 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1322 I dont care if you practiced law inSpringfield and are growing a beard..TAKE OFF YOUR HAT.!! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1323 Despite the impressive wand, your parking tickets have not vanished. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1324 For the last time, you can't get a volunteer from the jury box! 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1325 She's not your assistant, Splendita, she's the f-ing DA 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1326 I’m thinking of making you disappear! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1327 I cannot tell a lie. You are not Abraham Lincoln 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1328 The magician's code doesn't work under oath. Please answer, where did the bunny come from? 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1329 No!!! This is NOT where the magic happens! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1330 It's magic only if I say it's magic. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1331 If your mouth is not returned to your face immediately, I will have my bailiff bring me a pen and I will draw one on myself. How’s that for a magic trick? 1.3438 0.06594 96 72 15 9
1332 Sustained. The defendant will refrain from referring to the public defender as his beautiful assistant. 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1333 Ok wise guy, bring back the defendant! 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1334 I'm going to make you disappear -- for five years. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1335 This is a court of law, not your magic act. The rabbit was evidence. 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1336 Tell the Court exactly what happened AFTER you said ‘abracadabra’. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1337 Why can't you just bring them back? 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
1338 Are you under the illusion that you don't have to answer? 1.3438 0.06075 96 69 21 6
1339 The prosecutor’s objection to the witness abracadabrazing the murder weapon is sustained! 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1340 Making the jury disappear will be considered tampering. 1.3438 0.06426 96 71 17 8
1341 Produce the rabbit, sir, or be held in contempt. 1.3438 0.05702 96 67 25 4
1342 No, that was not a trick question! 1.3438 0.05892 96 68 23 5
1343 They’ll be no dancing in my courtroom Mr Astaire. 1.3438 0.06253 96 70 19 7
1344 For the last time, the phrase is, 'I invoke my right under the Fifth Amendment to avoid self-incrimination', not 'A magician never reveals his secrets.' 1.3434 0.05772 99 70 24 5
1345 You will address her as Counsel, not 'My lovely assistant.' 1.3412 0.06161 85 60 21 4
1346 Yes or no, Mr. Smith. At the birthday party did you make the crying child disappear? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1347 You're here for Voir Dire, not Voila! 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
1348 Make the jury reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
1349 Can you move the rabbit closer to the microphone, please. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
1350 No!! I can't make this case Disappear!!! 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1351 That rabbit had a family! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1352 You'll need to pull a rabbit out of your hat for this one! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1353 You know perfectly well why you were charged with theft by deception. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1354 Raise your other right hand, 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1355 I don't care about the rabbit. Take your hat off. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
1356 No. 'Puttin' on the Ritz' is not a plea." 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1357 If my gavel disappears one more time... 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1358 The witness will cease making the exhibits disappear! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
1359 Give me back my teeth! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
1360 You can’t answer questions with the ‘Gettysburg Address’. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1361 The court does not care about your magicians code- we still need to know how your mother-in-law disappeared. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1362 Really, your name is Mike? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1363 I must inform you, sir, that making your mouth disappear does not relieve you of the duty to answer the prosecutor's question! 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
1364 Look, I won't ask you again, where's the stash of coins you keep behind my ear ? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
1365 And, no funny business. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
1366 I have the perfect disappearing act for you--we're sending you to the Witness Protection Program in Las Vegas. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1367 No more misdirection! Just answer the question! Did you, or did you not, saw her in half? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1368 I need for you make that hat disappear. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1369 Well I sure didn't make the jury rise. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1370 If you don't make the stenographer's machine reappear, I will make your freedom disappear. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1371 Yes, even magicians must reveal their secrets about where they were on the night of the 14th. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1372 You make that witness reappear right now!!! 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1373 No more volunteers! 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1374 For the last time, I'm not going to pick a card. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1375 You must answer truthfully! Are you certain that is the last time you sawed the victim? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1376 Look, we found the rabbit in your hat, so you can't say you didn't know where it came from. 1.3370 0.05632 92 64 25 3
1377 OK, Mr. Copperfield, I am only going to ask you one more time, and remember you are under oath, what did you do with the body? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1378 You're not making a good case for bail...now, where's my watch? 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1379 And if one more witness disappears, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1380 For the last time, stop referring to the stenographer as your 'lovely assistant' 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1381 You, sir, are reminded that, in this court, waving a wand does not make it so. 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
1382 I don’t care what you say—I won’t have you turning this courtroom into a three-ring circus. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
1383 Need I remind you that you are under oath. Now, how did you do that trick? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1384 No, the court will not accept the testimony of your rabbit. 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1385 I'm only going to say this one more time. It's "So help me,God," not "Abracadabra!" 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1386 Don't think you can wave your magic wand and make this all go away. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1387 Please refrain from punctuating every sentence with 'Voila! 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1388 And now, if you make my gavel reappear, I can adjourn the meeting and go to lunch 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1389 My magic is stronger than your magic! 1.3370 0.05840 92 65 23 4
1390 Your Honor, she's still in one piece, isn't she? 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
1391 First, I am not going to think of a number, second you will return my gavel, and third you will tell counsel what you did with the rabbit. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
1392 Make your mouth re-appear! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1393 No, you may not answer with 'Abracadabra" 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1394 You will be held in contempt if any evidence disappears 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1395 It’s obvious you don’t understand the term ‘formal hearing.’ 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1396 "You can't 'abracadabra' your way out of this!" 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1397 And don't even think about trying to make that witness disappear! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1398 Call her 'my shapely assistant' again and you'll be held in contempt. 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1399 Enough misdirection! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1400 Hey ... nobody's seen the prosecutor all day. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1401 Okay, Mr. Magic --- after that testimonial slight of hand, observe as the Great Judgecini makes a plea deal disappear." 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1402 Give me my watch back! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1403 Can you make that hat disappear? 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1404 And Presto!, the defendant will now disappear. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1405 Are you waiving privilege or wand? 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1406 I said answer the question without all the Hocus Poccus. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1407 I don’t care how you did it! Where is your assistant? 1.3333 0.06365 93 69 17 7
1408 I'd hold you in contempt, but the bunny was cute. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1409 No, you cannot ask for help from your assistant. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1410 Tell us to the best of your recollection HOW the rabbit got under there? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1411 The court would have you re-appear the lead prosecutor immediately! 1.3333 0.05475 96 67 26 3
1412 If you try to make the evidence disappear one more time, I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1413 I won't have any of your 'Hocus Pocus' in my courtroom. 1.3333 0.06224 96 71 18 7
1414 Honest Abe, my ass! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1415 The defendant will make my gavel reappear, immediately! 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1416 The rabbit can't answer for you 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1417 You will share with this courtroom the means by which you came into possession of the plaintiff's chosen card! 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1418 I decide who is the trickiest-you or the lawyer -OK! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1419 Stop making evidence disappear! 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1420 If you disappear one more prosecutor, I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1421 Objection sustained--you may not saw the prosecutor in half, Mr. Santini. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1422 Can you please explain how the prosecutor's evidence just disappeared? 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1423 Give the assistant DA back her underwear!! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1424 The court does not recognize “magician’s privilege.” Now, answer the question: What happened to the rabbit? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1425 Pull one rabbit out of that hat, mister, and I'll saw you in half. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1426 Magic doesn’t work. An Executive Order however works like magic. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1427 Overruled! The magician's code isn't above the law. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
1428 If you release doves into the courtroom again, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1429 One more outburst and I'll make you disappear. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1430 Any false statement will carry a presumption of an intent to deceive. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1431 For the last time, WHERE’S the bunny? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1432 Tell me the trick. How did you disappear your last three wives? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
1433 No, you can't just make it disappear! 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
1434 That is the final time you will invoke 'magician's code' as the reason you can't answer! 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1435 Very cute. Now bring the Assistant District Attorney back: 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1436 What’s under your hat? 1.3333 0.06046 96 70 20 6
1437 Sir, your shtick is about to get you 5 to 10. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1438 Dammit, I said Whodunit, not Houdini! 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1439 No more hocus pocus in my courtroom! Ms Jones, you may proceed. Ms. Jones? Ms. Jones? 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1440 Yes the rabbit under your hat has to take the oath as well. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1441 The last rabbit in that hat was pregnant and now we have a family of 11 living under the bench! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1442 No, I don't want to see the court reporter disappear. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1443 You’re not leaving this court until you tell us where both halves of her body are. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1444 You WILL make your mouth reappear, and you WILL answer the question! 1.3333 0.06632 84 62 16 6
1445 And no tricks here...understand? 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1446 I don't care if your bunny would escape. No hats in the courtroom! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1447 It's just a traffic ticket, If one more prosecutor vanishes, Abracadabra hard time 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1448 If my gavel disappears again, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1449 I don't care if you name is Abe, perjury is perjury! 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1450 When will the witness reappear? 1.3333 0.05474 90 62 26 2
1451 Just "Yes" or "No". "Abracadabra" doesn't work here. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1452 The twelve rabbits were cute but I need the jury back this instant. 1.3333 0.05987 93 67 21 5
1453 I don’t care about your doves! Nobody wears a hat in my court!! 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1454 Please answer the question: Do you or don't you know the whereabouts of the missing rabbit." 1.3333 0.05474 90 62 26 2
1455 Young man, the 5th Amendment does NOT apply to how you made that rabbit disappear. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1456 The gavel overrules the wand. 1.3333 0.06546 93 70 15 8
1457 Well I can make YOU disappear for ten years! 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1458 Only the Supreme Court can make precedent disappear. And return my gavel. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1459 You are to answer the questions after they are asked, not just before. 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
1460 Congratulations. You've made the evidence disappear. 1.3333 0.05671 96 68 24 4
1461 In my courtroom, he damn well better reveal his secrets! 1.3333 0.05583 93 65 25 3
1462 What happened to Exhibit A ? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
1463 How about you make the jury reappear? 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1464 The Magician's Code will not work to explain the disappearance of the money! 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
1465 You make Exhibit A REAPPEAR this instant or you're obstructing justice. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
1466 I will have no more hocus-pocus in my courtroom. 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1467 You won’t be able to make these charges disappear! 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1468 How the evidence disappeared is not protected as a trade secret. 1.3333 0.05861 96 69 22 5
1469 I am instructing you to stop referring to sawing your wife in half as a "trick." 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1470 Is there any chance you can make your memory "magically" reappear? 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1471 Saying "abracadabra" isn't going to make these charges disappear. 1.3298 0.06307 94 70 17 7
1472 You've got to speak up, Mr. Teller! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1473 No, you can’t plead “the magician’s code”. Now, did you saw her in half or not? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1474 Are you trying to bribe me with a quarter from my ear? 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1475 You pull a trick like that again and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1476 I don't care what you were told to keep under it or what you can pull out of it, remove the hat! 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1477 I’d like to remind you that the rabbit in your hat is also under oath. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1478 You must have been a really bad magician if you leave proof. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1479 Nothing from beyond this realm happens in my courtroom. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1480 I'm warning you, there'd better not be anything up your sleeve! 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1481 In THIS courtroom, even magicians are required to reveal their secrets. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1482 Don’t try pulling a rabbit out of your hat in my courtroom young man! 1.3297 0.06640 91 69 14 8
1483 What do you mean- " I can make all this trouble disappear" ? 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1484 No, I can’t make all of this just disappear! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1485 For the last time Maestro, I call the tunes here! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1486 If you make one more prosecutor disappear I'll find you guilty. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1487 No, it’s not good enough to say she’ll probably appear again some day. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1488 Sir, neither doves nor rabbits count as credible witnesses 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1489 I will hold you in contempt if you make one more witness disappear. 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1490 I told you not to make the Prosecuting Attorney disappear.......so bring him back!! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1491 Another comment like that and I’ll make YOU disappear! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1492 Can you get them to all rise without being asked? 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1493 I'm warning you, if you make one more opposing counsel disappear I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3297 0.05426 91 63 26 2
1494 I don't care if you don't have a mouth. You will answer the question. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1495 Make one more D.A. disappear and I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
1496 A wave of the wand won’t get you out of this one! 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1497 Those better be raisins. 1.3297 0.06261 91 67 18 6
1498 I don’t care if he did tell you to take your best shot, you may not turn the district attorney into a rabbit! 1.3297 0.06063 91 66 20 5
1499 What do you mean you left her top half at home? 1.3297 0.05646 91 64 24 3
1500 May I remind you that the rabbit is already in contempt! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1501 A hundred people watched you cut Mrs. Jones in half. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1502 You can stop addressing your attorney as 'Your lovely assistant.' There is no escaping justice. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1503 Stop this nonsense! Where’s my gavel 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1504 Now look here, where the hell did your mouth go? 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1505 Sir. I said collision. Not illusion. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1506 I'm thinking of a number between 5 and 10. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1507 We believe you're a magician; now I'm ready for my dentures to reappear. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1508 The rabbit died. I'm ordering you to pay child support. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1509 For the last time, Habeas Corpus and Abracadabra are not the same thing. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1510 You know you just can’t make a subpoena disappear. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1511 Objection sustained. The witness will stop asking counsel to pick a card. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1512 Yes, you still have to answer his question, even though you've made the prosecutor disappear. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1513 For the last time, it is not a trick question. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1514 No Mr.Smith, you CANNOT make the charges disappear." 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1515 Please respond to the question. Did your assistant have two legs before you began the illusion? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1516 Sir, the standard for all the truth, and nothing but the truth, has changed a bit since 2016. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1517 Stop referring to Counsel as 'my lovely assistant' 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1518 Sir, I will hold you in contempt unless you make the gavel reappear this instant! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1519 You seem to be trying to trick the jury! 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1520 Hey Presto" is not an acceptable answer 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1521 Now you see him now you don’t” is not a defense for kidnappin 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1522 We don't care that there's nothing in your sleeves, we're asking about the bodies in your freezer! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1523 Would the hare like to say something on its own behalf? 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1524 If you don't make my bailiff re-appear, I'll hold you in contempt faster than you can say 'Presto'! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1525 Answer the question. There is no such thing as the magician-rabbit privilege. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1526 You bring that prosecutor back right now! 1.3261 0.06756 92 71 12 9
1527 And I’m Judge Judy and this is the Notorious RBG, now lose the hat. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1528 Making charges disappear is the prosecutor's job sir, not yours. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1529 You cannot ask for an assistant! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1530 And don't even think about trying that disappearing trick again. 1.3261 0.05378 92 64 26 2
1531 ... and there'd better not be any rabbits! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1532 The witness will refrain from referring to the prosecuting attorney as 'my lovely assistant' 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1533 Pick a number between 15 and 30. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1534 Sir, abracadabra is not a response this court recognizes. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1535 Enough with the tricks. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1536 No. As I said before. Smoke and mirrors are not allowed in my courtroom, and. No. You may not cut her in half to make your point. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1537 Fred Astair, I knew Fred Astair and you're no Fred Astair! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1538 Quit turning the prosecutor into a rabbit! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1539 This is not a show trial. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1540 If you make one more stenographer vanish, I'm going to hold you in contempt! 1.3261 0.05151 92 63 28 1
1541 Please stop making the witnesses disappear. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1542 When she asked whether you saw the victim, she didn't mean 'saw' like in one of your tricks 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1543 Habeas corpus not hocus pocus! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1544 I'm going to give you one more chance: where did the rabbit go? 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1545 It's a whodunit, not a Houdini. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1546 If you say "A magician never reveals his secrets" one more time, I'm gonna throw the book at ya. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1547 Don’t deny it - you were SEEN cutting her in half! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1548 Keep your rabbits in your hat, okay! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1549 OK, What the hell have you done with my gavel? 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1550 Now listen here, young man! One more spell out of you and you’ll be pulling a rabbit out of an orange jumpsuit! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1551 One more trick like that and you’ll be found in contempt. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1552 For the last time, stop putting my gavel under your hat and saying 'TA DA.' 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1553 And don't attempt to disappear like you did the last time. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1554 If you make another witness disappear, I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1555 Abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya worked in the 80's but not anymore young man. 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1556 You're under oath! Now tell me how to saw a lady in half! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1557 No, you did not just make the charges against you disappear. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1558 You'll address me as Your Honor, not as Magical Merlin. 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1559 There will be NO magical thinking in MY courtroom! 1.3261 0.06393 92 69 16 7
1560 Watch me pull a maximum sentence out of your hat! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1561 And none of your courtroom tricks! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1562 This is the District Attorney, not your assistant. And you have about three seconds to undisappear my gavel. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1563 I hereby order you to make the jury reappear. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1564 The witness will reproduce that evidence - and my gavel immediately! 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1565 Illusions are on trial here, not magic. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1566 I knew Fred Astaire. Fred Astaire was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Fred Astaire! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1567 Yeah? Well,THIS "Obama judge" SAW you stuff the rabbit in there! 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1568 I know you are a good one, but you must reveal your secret in this court! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1569 It is not an "illusion" if she doesn't reappear. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
1570 Change him back right now or you'll be the one disappearing next! 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1571 Do you or do you not waive your magic wand? 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1572 'A magician never reveals his secrets' is not an acceptable answer! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1573 I clearly heard you say “abra CADAVER”! 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1574 I am warning you! If another prosecutor disappears, it will be jail-time for you! 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1575 Under oath, a magician reveals EVERY secret up his sleeve. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1576 do you wish to change your plea? Your rabbit has been found and is willing to testify. 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1577 Answer the question. Are you an expert in deception?" 1.3261 0.06008 92 67 20 5
1578 For the last time, if you don't bring the rabbit back, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1579 Interested in disappearing for perhaps, 10-15 years? 1.3258 0.05246 89 61 27 1
1580 You can't just make your mouth disappear. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1581 Making the jury disappear is out of order. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1582 If the jury doesn't reappear in two seconds, you'll be held in contempt! 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1583 Yes, a whole room full of people saw you make your assistant disappear. The question you were asked was...Where is she?" 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1584 You're supposed to be a expert in Collusion, not Illusion! 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
1585 So your telling me those records just disappeared out of thin air? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1586 She’s got a warrant. Give up the rabbit and, poof, you’re gone. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
1587 No you may NOT turn her into a white man. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
1588 Objection sustained! You can not keep making the prosecution disappear every time you don't like their line of questioning. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
1589 You're going to be quite a magician to escape these charges!_ 1.3258 0.05484 89 62 25 2
1590 If you make the prosecutor disappear again, I’ll hold you in contempt of court. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
1591 For the last time, you may NOT call the rabbit in your hat as a character witness. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1592 Return the cape and wand immediately, to the only bonafide magician in this courtroom, your defense lawyer! 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
1593 Trick question or not, this court will not tolerate trick answers! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1594 Answer the question! Did you saw the lady in half or didn't you?! 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
1595 Very funny. Now bring the Bible back! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
1596 Young man, when the state references your prison escape you do not shout 'Abracadabra' 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1597 Although entertaining, Abracadabra is not a legal defense 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
1598 Now you listen to me, stop saying "If the cape doesn't fit, you must acquit!" That trick only worked one time! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1599 No you don't pay less alimony because you sawed your ex in half. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
1600 If you give "ta da" as an answer one more time, I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1601 These charges will not disappear no matter how many times you say hocus-pocus. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1602 Sir, the rabbit in your hat and the doves up your sleeve have not been sworn in. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1603 Dammit! Where did she go? 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1604 I must remind you that this is a levitation-free zone! 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1605 It doesn't matter how much money you spent at Trump University, you're no Expert Witness in this court! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1606 Just a reminder, Mr. Astaire, there will be no dancing around questions in my court! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1607 You either pull that U.S. Attorney back out of your hat or I'll hold you and all your damn rabbits in contempt. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1608 There is no 'magician's privilege' - answer the question. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1609 And stop calling this The Inferior Court. 1.3218 0.06436 87 65 16 6
1610 I don't care if there is rabbit poop in your hair. You will remove your hat in my courtroom. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
1611 I know you’re just a witness, but you’ll return my gavel or I’ll sentence your rabbit to PETA... 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1612 Remember: the truth, the whole truth, and no tricks. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
1613 ‘“There is no magic in my court room.” 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1614 Greatest magic trick I've ever seen--committing perjury without even having a mouth! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1615 If you don't return her voice and her wristwatch, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1616 This is your last chance Mr. Johnson: where is the ace of spades? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1617 Bring back the jury now!" 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1618 Wave that wand ONE more time and somebody's gonna disappear! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1619 You will bring the jurors back, or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1620 Sir, for the last time, stop trying to make the evidence disappear. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1621 You’ll answer counsel’s questions or I’ll make you disappear! 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1622 Bring back the jury before I hold you in contempt of court 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1623 I'm warning you,no tricks! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1624 Sir, the court has already stipulated that you are puttin' on the Ritz. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1625 Did you say, "Abracadabra" then or are you saying it now? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1626 This is your last warning! You must refrain from making the evidence disappear! 1.3187 0.05154 91 63 27 1
1627 Puttin' on the Ritz" does not impress the bench. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1628 I will hold you in contempt of court if you don't make that witness and evidence reappear this instant! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1629 Make my gavel reappear or you're in contempt! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1630 You have 3 seconds to make that rabbit re-appear, it is evidence! 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1631 You will remove your hat irrespective of rabbits. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1632 A favor: Can you make the prosecutor disappear? 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1633 Only if you can make the charges disappear 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1634 In this courtroom, I wear the hat! 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1635 Bring back my gavel or we'll see if you can make a contempt citation disappear. 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1636 What do you mean you can’t make him reappear? 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1637 You're in big trouble, young man. Your attorney won't be pulling any rabbits out of a hat for you. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1638 Ok wise guy, give me back my gavel. 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1639 Can you please make this case disappear? 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1640 And I'm the only person who gets to wear a black cape in this courtroom! 1.3187 0.06028 91 67 19 5
1641 If you don't pull that rabbit of your hat immediately, I'm going to pull my hare out! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1642 Please leave it to your lawyer to pull rabbits out hats 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1643 You can wave your wand all you want but the charges are not going to disappear. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1644 I've had all the prestidigitation I am going to take from you, sir! 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1645 Not funny. Please un-disappear the Bible. 1.3187 0.05608 91 65 23 3
1646 Your Honor, I don't do cover-ups! When my lawyer said white lie, I thought he said white tie! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1647 Where did you hide the rabbit? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1648 If you say, "If the silk gloves don't fit, you must acquit" one more time, I'm going to find you in contempt! 1.3187 0.06608 91 70 13 8
1649 Go on, tell her how you knew it was her card! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1650 Dammit, man! Bodies don't just up and disappear! 1.3187 0.06420 91 69 15 7
1651 One more wave of that wand, Houdini, and I'll give you a summons you cannot refuse. 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1652 Did you saw the body in half or not? 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1653 No tricks, got it! 1.3187 0.05822 91 66 21 4
1654 We know these rings are linked. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1655 If there is a rabbit in your hat and a trick up your sleeve, where are you pulling your defense? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1656 Just say “yes, I solemnly swear,” not “indubitably.” 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1657 Make one more juror disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1658 Okay, Mr. Amazing, what did you do with the Bible? 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1659 But where does the bunny come from? 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1660 … nothing but the truth; and no, you cannot have a scantily-clad assistant. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1661 You have to answer the question, sir, so please make your mouth re-appear. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1662 My magic is better than yours. Take off the hat and lose the wand! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1663 Much as I like your sense of humor Mr. Peabody, formal proceedings do not require formal attire in this court. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1664 Stop saying that you can’t reveal your secrets. Either take the fifth or answer the question! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1665 Only the president can invoke the ""Magicians Code". 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1666 If you say "Presto-I'm-Free-o" one more time, I'll cite you for contempt. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1667 Tell her how you did it. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1668 Yes, that means the whole truth! 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1669 When will that surprise evidence show up? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1670 I’ve had enough of this act! Now tell us the truth ... where is the damned bunny? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1671 This is the people's court! America's Got Talent is next door. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1672 You can’t plead the Magician’s Oath. 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1673 No more of your tricks or I will hold you in contempt 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1674 Bring back the prosecuting attorney! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1675 One more “abra -ca-dabra “ and I’ll cite you for contempt. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1676 Appearances are NOT everything! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1677 There’s not the sleightest chance you can escape the charges.” 1.3182 0.06373 88 66 16 6
1678 I don’t want to warn you again , enough about the rabbit ! 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1679 In my sound judgement your illusion of truth can not hide the facts. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1680 First a rabbit, now an alibi. Mr. Magnifico, please empty the contents of your hat. 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1681 Just pull the damned rabbit! 1.3182 0.05492 88 62 24 2
1682 Hocus Pocus is not an affirmative defense. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1683 I demand you to show me what else you're hiding under your hat! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1684 Tell us who you sawed! 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1685 Sir, spare us the illusory details! 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1686 For the last time, what did you do with the rabbit? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1687 I am going to hold you in contempt if you don’t “abracadabra” the defendant to reappear NOW! 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1688 If you make any evidence disappear I'll hold you in contempt. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1689 Produce the rabbit sir. And might I remind you, you’re under oath. 1.3182 0.05725 88 63 22 3
1690 If you say, 'What's the magic word?' one more time when she asks you a question, I'll use my own wizardry to make your freedom disappear. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1691 You're to answer the questions 'yes' or 'no', not 'abracadabra'. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1692 A good magician may never reveal his secrets, but I'll remind you you're under oath. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1693 No! You cannot make her magically disappear. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1694 Prosecution is correct, the rabbit was in fact subpoenaed, too. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1695 You’re prestidigitating on thin ice, mister! Now answer the question! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1696 The defendant is directed to answer the question. Where did the rabbit go? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1697 I don't care if you say tomato or tomatto, I'm not calling the whole thing off!! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1698 Don't give us a song and dance. Just answer the question. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1699 I demand that you stop referring to the DA as your "lovely assistant." 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1700 Don't think you can just wave your wand and disappear 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1701 No you can't just wave your wand and make her white. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1702 She wants to know where's the evidence? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1703 You have four score and seven seconds to answer the question. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1704 'Make your mouth reappear and take the oath!' 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1705 Unless you can pull your assistant back out of that hat, you're going to jail for murder. 1.3140 0.07068 86 68 9 9
1706 She's your attorney not a volunteer from the audience! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1707 You will respect the order of this court and bring my gavel back ... now! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1708 I’ll put you in contempt of court if you don’t bring back jurors 3 and 5 right now” 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1709 Making daddy and mommy's cocaine disappear" is NOT a magic trick and certainly not appropriate entertainment for a child's birthday party 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1710 Don't you dare! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1711 How many times do I have to tell you? It's habeas corpus NOT hocus-pocus! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1712 If I see that rabbit one more time I'll cite you both for contempt! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1713 Make the bailiff reappear or I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1714 Dress appropriately for a murder trial! 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1715 Another stunt like that and I'll hold you in...a tender embrace. STOP IT! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1716 The witness is instructed to reveal how the trick was performed. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1717 You can’t just saw people in half and expect to get away with it. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1718 Ok, wise guy. You don’t step down from the witness stand until the fat lady sings. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1719 The witness will reconjure that photograph at once. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1720 Do you recognize that rabbit or not? 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1721 What have you done with Exhibit A, Merlin? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1722 Answer SHAZAM' once more and I'm holding you in contempt! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1723 That’s the fourth court reporter you’ve made disappear. Bring them all back or I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1724 Less hocus pocus, more witness focus! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1725 You're not going to pull that honest Abe stunt in my courtroom! 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1726 And PRESTO!" you'll be held in contempt, if you say that again 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1727 I will not have magicians pulling out their wands in my courtroom! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1728 For the last time, evidence doesn’t just magically disappear. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1729 No, you just can't wave your magic wand and make this all go away! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1730 If you make the bloody glove disappear one more time, you’re in contempt! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1731 No sir, you may not leave for the finals of your Fred Astaire look-a-like competition. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1732 No you can't take the 5th. I want to know how you did that. 1.3140 0.06670 86 66 13 7
1733 Don’t just pull any old answer out of your hat...answer the question sir!! 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1734 You don’t have to tell us all the details of the trick! Just tell us where she is now! 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1735 I don’t care about the Magicians Code- tell her how you did it. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1736 And I am warning you sir, there is to be no disappearing act before your next scheduled court appearance. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1737 I'm going to ask you one more time: where is the bunny? 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1738 You can't make the question disappear. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1739 You're accused of a series of hoaxes. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1740 Your laments about a bygone era are shared ,but please confine your answers to the questions asked. 1.3140 0.06247 86 64 17 5
1741 Making evidence disappear is not allowed in court. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1742 I want my Exhibit A back! 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1743 I'll have none of your hocus pocus in this courtroom. 1.3133 0.06397 83 62 16 5
1744 Answer the question: 'At what point did you realize the saw was real, and had cut the victim in two?' 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1745 A magician never tells his secrets" is not applicable in my courtroom 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1746 Now, let me wave my magic gavel and find a perfect placement for you. 1.3117 0.05626 77 54 22 1
1747 And just how many rabbits did you kill? 1.3117 0.06981 77 59 12 6
1748 I don't care HOW GOOD a magician you are - in THIS Court, you simply CAN'T make 65 clowns in neck braces "disappear" after hitting their Volkswagon! 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1749 A mere coincidence you say? After sawing your wife in half, you then tried to collect the life insurance. 1.3117 0.06473 77 57 16 4
1750 This is the tenth time you've escaped from prison. Even magic fans are tired of this act. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1751 Your sentience is 25 to 30 shows in Reno. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1752 Making a woman disappear for the sake of your career is NOT grounds for acquittal. 1.3117 0.06203 77 56 18 3
1753 In my court room you will stop commanding the DA to disappear! 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1754 No more hocus pocus! Just answer the question. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1755 No - I can't tell you which way I"m leaning even if you promise to keep it under your hat! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1756 You make another juror disappear, and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1757 No. The court does not recognize the hocus pocus defense. 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1758 I'm allowing abbra. Kaddabra will find you in contempt. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1759 You're all alike. You say one thing and do another. 1.3095 0.05611 84 60 22 2
1760 This was NOT supposed to be a formal hearing! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1761 Don't come in here with that "emancipation" bullshit!! This is 2019 and trump's in charge!!!! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1762 Bring back my gavel or be held in contempt. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1763 I don't care what's under there - no hats in my courtroom! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1764 Don't try that disappearing act here ... 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1765 I don't care about the doves. You have to remove your hat. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1766 Stop trying to make the charges disappear. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1767 I'll remind you that the whole truth means no misdirection. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1768 Now make the bailiff reappear immediately or I'll find you in contempt! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1769 We know you're honest but you've got to take The Oath anyway. 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1770 Actually, no; you can't just make a subpoena disappear. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1771 Just answer yes or no, Mr. Astaire. We don't need the old song-and-dance routine. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1772 What do you mean, "She turned me into a newt?!" 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1773 I demand you to make my gavel reappear! 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1774 Alibi! Not Abracadabra! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1775 Are you sure you've never heard of Penn & Teller before? 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1776 Answer the question! Where the hell is your mouth? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1777 Can you give us an address other than just Gettysburg? 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1778 Perform another stunt like that and I'll find you in contempt. 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1779 Don’t play tricks with me! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1780 Young man, there is more to a formal hearing than formal attire! 1.3095 0.05350 84 59 24 1
1781 I will NOT tolerate any disappearing evidence tricks in this court, you understand?! 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1782 Yes ! You have to empty your sleeves ! 1.3095 0.06101 84 62 18 4
1783 Answer the qustion: what did you do with your mouth! 1.3095 0.06554 84 64 14 6
1784 Rabbits are one thing, but making entire juries disappear is unacceptable. 1.3095 0.06332 84 63 16 5
1785 Listen here, young man, that rabbit is evidence! 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1786 This court does not recognize your writ of hocus pocus." 1.3095 0.05861 84 61 20 3
1787 Mr Anders,I will admit I have no idea how you did it...and it was amazing...but turning the jury into swans is technically contempt of court 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1788 If I see anymore rabbits, you're in contempt. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1789 Watch it, buster. You call it magic, but we call it perjury. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1790 Please return the bible! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1791 Confess! Where have you hidden the True finale of Game of Thrones. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1792 No abracadabra here - just say, “I do”. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
1793 Remember Mr. Magnificent, that you are still under oath, now in your own words, how did you make all those jurors disappear? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1794 "Abracadabra" does not replace the oath to testify truthfully! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1795 I don't care if you're dressed up like Honest Abe,you still have to take the goddamn oath. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
1796 That’s not what’s meant by the term “formal hearing.” 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1797 What did you do with Juror #4? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
1798 No more tricks. What happened to our bible. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
1799 Case Dismissed! Your argument that your taxes are being audited and therefore are not available to the court was as dazzling as it was elegant. 1.3067 0.06837 75 57 13 5
1800 I order you to tell us how you did it! 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1801 I don't care where the rabbit is, just put the jury back. 1.3067 0.06569 75 56 15 4
1802 You will answer 'yes' or 'no', not "Abracadabra!" 1.3049 0.05673 82 59 21 2
1803 You slashed her in half, stashed her in a trunk, and made her disappear. I suppose that's all part of an act. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1804 Abracadabra my glasses off one more time and the bailiff will have you in Houdini-proof cuffs! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1805 My courtroom, my sleeves. Got it? 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1806 Get a poop scoop for your horse and I'll dismiss your case. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1807 All right wise guy, what did you do with the lower half of my body? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1808 If you vanish one more time I will hold you in contempt of magic. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1809 Son, you may call it a "trick," but the law calls it grand theft auto! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1810 The theatre is next door. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1811 Listen here! If that evidence remains missing, I will hold you in contempt! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1812 Say Abracadabra one more time, and I am going to make you disappear! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1813 Listen up, Mandrake, in my courtroom no one is allowed to have anything up their sleeves 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1814 I don't care about 'professional courtesy,' the witness needs to appear! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1815 Abracadabra” is non-responsive 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1816 I don't CARE if this makes you late to the opera! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1817 Hey, Mandrake. Your next spell will be 3 -5 years in the state penitentiary. 1.3038 0.07505 79 64 6 9
1818 No, you cannot make the prosecution disappear! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1819 The court reporter wants you to spell “abracadabra”, not perform a spell. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1820 No more of your tricks. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1821 Abracaslammer! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1822 The Jury shall disregard the witness' assertion that everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz. 1.3038 0.07286 79 63 8 8
1823 Bring my gavel back right now. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1824 The whole truth and nothing but the truth. None of that Hocus Pocus stuff. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1825 When you appear in my courtroom, I expect you to do it through the door. And take off that hat! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1826 Tricks might have got you here what I need from you is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the whereabouts of the other half of your former assistant. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1827 Incorrect, Sir! Congress never actually ratified the Disappearing Act! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1828 I sentence you to 5 years in a maximum security...you know...that shiny black cabinet with the holes you poke your hand and foot through so we're sure you're in there. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1829 Bring them back. Making the jury disappear won't exonerate you. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1830 Saying abracadabra will not make the charges against you disappear 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1831 I’d better not find out you’re hiding something! 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1832 Will the witness PLEASE stop referring to duty counsel as 'my lovely assistant'. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1833 Don't try to dance out of this 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1834 Whoever told you that being all tricked out would win you favor with the jury was mistaken. 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1835 Making the Bible disappear doesn't mean you can lie! 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
1836 For the last time, NO MORE TRICKS! 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1837 Stop making your mouth disappear and answer the question! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1838 You saw her in half, you're going to jail. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1839 Answer the question! Do you know the whereabouts of Flopsy, Mopsy or Cottontail? 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1840 'But she's a woman!' is NOT enough of a reason not to answer the counselor's question. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1841 Don’t think you can get out of this by pulling a rabbit out of your hat 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1842 So you're telling me the rabbit disappeared by itself? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1843 For the last time Mr. Spellbinder, 'Abracadabra' does not explain to the court how your ex-wife's Pomeranian ended up in your hat! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1844 You're not going to make these charges disappear so easily, Mr. Robbins! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1845 Unless you show the Court the missing Rabbit, I will be forced to hold you in contempt ! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1846 I'll be watching you. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1847 One more disappearing witness Mister Magnifico and you'll be held in contempt! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1848 No, sir, trick answers are not allowed. Only trick questions. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1849 Seriously; what the hell's the matter with you? You're in here for wire fraud and embezzlement! 1.3038 0.07059 79 62 10 7
1850 Now, I don’t want any dirty tricks in my court, young man. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1851 No more evasions, Mr. Houdini! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1852 Alright Houdini, make the Prosecutor reappear this instant, or I will hold you in contempt! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1853 Now is the time to work your magic 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1854 Let me see you get out of this one! 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
1855 For the last time, you cannot have a volunteer from the jury for your next answer! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1856 Well, you’re not going to make this case disappear. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1857 For the last time, there's no such thing as the 'I believe in magic' defense to murder. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1858 Please sir, just answer the question. Did you or did you not pull a rabbit from your hat? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1859 Instead of a rabbit, let's see you pull an answer to counsel's question out of your hat! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1860 If my gavel doesn't reappear real soon, there will be consequences 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1861 NO...You may not make her disappear 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1862 Just remember, I still will hold you in contempt even if you do turn me into a pigeon! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1863 Listen, son, no one believes that rabbit "vanished." And we are NOT interested in giving you another animal so you can "prove it." 1.3014 0.06071 73 53 18 2
1864 I didn’t tell you to wipe that smirk off your face! 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1865 Listen Bud. We're not playing some cloak and dagger game. 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
1866 Sir, I don't care that it was a disappearing act... bring your wife back!!! 1.3000 0.06006 80 59 18 3
1867 Damn your magicians code of silence, a woman was sawed in half! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1868 Your next trick better be making your charges disappear. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1869 The court is warning the defendant for the final time—stop changing members of the jury into doves! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1870 I will hold you in contempt if you pull a rabbit out of that hat. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1871 Let's see where that wand ends up when we hold you in county prison overnight. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1872 Alleged rabbit! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1873 What do you mean you can't reveal your secret? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1874 In my courtroom, you take your hat off in the presence of a lady! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1875 This is my courtroom, and we will not be taking any volunteers!" 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1876 And no corpus pocus either. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1877 Wipe that smile off your face? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1878 You can wave that thing all you want, but this case is not going to disappear. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1879 Just answer the question! Was my card the Queen of Clubs? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1880 NO! You can't make the evidence disappear! 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1881 One more warning: No picking coins from the ears of the jury! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1882 One more abracadabra and I’ll make you disappear. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1883 Where has all the magic gone? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1884 I" say when it's time for discovery 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1885 Made your mouth disappear, hey wise guy? 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1886 I don't care if there is a rabbit under there. In my courtroom, a gentleman removes his hat. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1887 For the last time: "Hocus-Pocus" is NOT acceptable legal mumbo-jumbo terminology. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1888 I’ll have you know making bunny rabbits disappear is a ten year minimum punishment. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1889 I'm directing you to produce that evidence--and right now. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1890 Don’t Pull Any Tricks...!” 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1891 Fancy footwork won’t get you out of this one, mister. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1892 What do you mean witness tampering? I just want to know how it was done 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1893 Answer the question. No more tricks from you! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1894 Think you can pull a not guilty verdict out of your hat? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1895 You do that one more time and I'll slap you with a 'failure to re-appear', got it? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1896 Just because you made your mouth disappear doesn't mean you can't testify... 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1897 Last warning! Defendant can either plead the fifth or tell me how he knew my card. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1898 Were you or were you not involved in the break in at Honest Abe's Costume Shop? 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1899 Corpus delicti is not the same thing as abracadabra. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1900 Get this straight. Wizardry Syndrome is not a defense. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1901 Just because you’ve pulled a few rabbits out of your hat doesn’t make you an expert on birthday parties. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1902 Swear or affirm,and leave out the bit about rabbits. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1903 Objection overturned. Let's see the defense witness pull a rabbit out of his hat. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1904 No one in this courtroom wants to be your assistant! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1905 Fess up! Where's my bottom half? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1906 I’m warning you one last time, “magic” is not an acceptable explanation for the disappearance of your wife. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1907 Making your wife 'DISAPPEAR' is not alibi... 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1908 Justice is blind, not invisible. The next time you disappear the prosecutor I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1909 I don't care how hard you try, you are not going to make this trial disappear. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1910 Make that murder weapon reappear immediately, young man, or be found in contempt of court! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1911 Well, unless you plan to pull an alibi out of that hat, I am afraid this show may be over quickly. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1912 I don't care if you're Abe's Great-great-great-great-great grandson, take the damn hat off in the courtroom! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1913 And I can presto chango YOU into pinstripes 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1914 No illusion.” Is not a defense 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1915 You can't wear a hat in court, even if the rabbit runs away. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1916 No, you CAN'T saw the prosecutor in half to prove you've improved. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1917 Making your mouth disappear does not excuse you from answering the questions. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1918 Any more hocus pocus out of you and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1919 This is not night court! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1920 For the last time, she's not going to bring you a cup of coffee. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1921 answer the question yes or no, abracadabra is ambiguous 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1922 If you don't return my gavel, I will make you disappear! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1923 Give me back my gavel or I'll hold you for contempt of court! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
1924 Mr. Magnificent, making the jury disappear doesn’t mean you can skip the question. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1925 In this venue they’re called victims, not volunteers from the audience! 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1926 If you make one more piece of evidence disappear, I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1927 If I tell you why the system is so corrupt, it will ruin the mystery! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1928 That Bible had been there since 1905! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1929 If you make me disappear like the last judge you'll be sorry. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1930 What do you mean your other suit is at the cleaners? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1931 For the last time, WHERE is the jury?! 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1932 If you vanish on the count of three one more time.... 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
1933 Is it true you cut a lady in half? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
1934 I order that you make the charges against you reappear! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1935 You say a good magician never reveals his secrets. Yet a woman lies dead, sawn in two by your own hand, in full view of hundreds of witnesses. So I put it to you that you are not a good magician, Mr Fantabulous. Not even close. 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
1936 We know the rabbit did it so you need to make him show up and confess. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1937 This court sentences you to watch your own show. 1.2958 0.06467 71 53 15 3
1938 No, the prosecutor will not take your drink order. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1939 Bring back your mouth or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1940 You're under oath. No tricks. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1941 When you make kids dissapear, you have to make sure they reappear. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1942 You know I can make you disappear. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1943 I won't have a show trial in my courtroom! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1944 Quit with your gimmicks and make the evidence reappear! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1945 You must stop making the evidence disappear! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1946 Why can't a man be your lovely assitant? It's 2019! I asked first! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1947 You better get your act together or I will hold you in contempt! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1948 Show some remorse. You sawed the victim in half.” 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1949 It’s beyond a reasonable doubt that the king of hearts was my card. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1950 Enough with the patter. What did you do with the rabbit? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1951 You’re deluding yourself if you think you can make this disappear with the waive of a wand! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1952 Two previous Astaire impressionists each got thirty years. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1953 The rabbit is next witness! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1954 Sir, just because the defendant is a rabbit, that does not mean you may be excused from jury duty. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1955 Look, if you pull that stunt with the rabbits again I'm holding you in contempt! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1956 You get the evidence back here right now! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1957 I will NOT trade you my gavel for your wand! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1958 I don't care if it did belong to Houdini, you can't be sworn in on your wand. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1959 For the last time, re-appear my gavel or I'll jail you for contempt! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1960 Harebeas corpus. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1961 May I remind you, sixty-three persons saw you saw her in half. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1962 Make Exhibit G appear again! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1963 I think you're taking the, "A magician never reveals his secrets," thing a little too literally. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1964 You cannot make your crime disappear in my court, sir!! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1965 For the last time, where's my watch? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1966 Aspiring model for New Yorker cover is not an occupation. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1967 Could you please make my gavel reappear? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1968 Reveal the magic word or you will be held in contempt of court. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1969 On the count of three, bring back the defendant. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1970 Sir, I told you to STOP making the jury disappear! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1971 Saying 'Poof!' does not make the evidence disappear. You will answer the question. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1972 No! You cannot get some help from a member of the audience. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1973 You have the court's permission to demonstrate why they call you 'Magic Mike,' but it better be brief. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1974 Listen young man! You can't make yourself disappear this time. Now answer the prosecutors question. What happened to mister funny bunny? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1975 What do you mean half of her disappeared? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1976 No,you may NOT make your charges disappear! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1977 I want my wallet back and I want it back now 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1978 One more rabbit from your hat and you'll be held in contempt -- now answer the question. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1979 Call me your assistant one more time and I'll pull contempt out of that hat. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1980 And just where is your better half? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1981 Save your magic ward for the crowds. In my courtroom my gavel speaks truth to all fiction and alternative facts. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1982 For chrissakes, just admit you didn’t really saw her in half and make her disappear! 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1983 Get the hell off my stage. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1984 The order to appear applied included the rabbit. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1985 I'm not falling for your tricks! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1986 Look here Mr. Amazo, I dont appreciate tricks in my courtroom. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1987 Under oath” means you can’t just say “Maaaaagic,” to every question 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1988 It appears that the third prosecutor has now disappeared, any idea how that might have happened!? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1989 And remember, you're under oath. So none of your hocus pocus. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1990 Make the Prosecution reappear! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1991 Now where did you hide my gavel this time? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
1992 Listen up, Houdini. Next time no escape." 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1993 Don't ever come into my courtroom again without trousers and underwear. 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
1994 I need that quater for parking! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1995 There is no magic answer, but we do need an answer. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
1996 Sir, the court knows a politician is not a magician. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1997 If I hear one more Shazam! out of you....... 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
1998 Clear the courtroom one more time like that and I'll make an outburst! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
1999 I still see you. Answer the question or your next "disappearing act" performance will be in jail. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2000 Answer the question! Did you or did you not cause my gavel to disappear? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2001 If you can't produce the rabbit, I have no other choice but to hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2002 Either the jury re-appears this instant or the court will stick that magic wand where the sun don't shine! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2003 We’ll have none of that hocus pocus in my courtroom! 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2004 I'm sorry Mr. Barr you cannot just waive your Trump magic wand an make all the subpoenas go away. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2005 Your mastery of illusion is not mesmerizing in this court! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2006 What do you mean the missing rabbit is in this very courtroom? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2007 No, I will not let you off if you pull a rabbit out of your hat! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2008 Attempt another disappearing act, Mr. Great Zambini, and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2009 I can't be expected to to grant bail to someone whose work includes making people disappear. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2010 It can't ALL have been done with mirrors... 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2011 Smoke and Mirrors" is an idiom, Mr. Smith. Objection sustained 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2012 There will be no puttin’ on the Ritz in my courtroom! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2013 If you point that magic wand at me I’ll have you thrown out on your habeas corpus. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2014 Yes, some prime witnesses have suspiciously not shown up but if you think you're going to make this entire matter disappear you are very wrong. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2015 Now tell the court, what happened next after you sawed her in half...? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
2016 No, for the last time, we may not switch roles. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2017 This is the last time I'll tell you, that thing won't make her disappear. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2018 Stop making our jurors disappear! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2019 Making the prosecutor disappear will not release you from your conviction. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2020 'Poof, he disappeared' is not going to let you get away with murder. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2021 Where is the man who you turned into a bunny? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
2022 Did you cut her in half or did you not cut her in half? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
2023 No tricks up the sleeve now, you hear me? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2024 Pull a rabbit out of your hat again and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2933 0.05293 75 53 22 0
2025 There are no rabbits in my court room. 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
2026 You mean to tell me that the victim was still alive after you sawed her in half? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
2027 No, you can't saw her in half to prove your point. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
2028 She's the prosecutor, and, no, she won't check your hat and cloak. 1.2895 0.05869 76 56 18 2
2029 You call pulling that alibi out of your hat magic. Why I can make you disappear for 20 years to life with a flick of my gavel. 1.2895 0.06160 76 57 16 3
2030 The prosecutor asked for your address, not Gettysburg's 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2031 I’m afraid you’re no longer qualified to be an expert witness on the Republican Party. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2032 Evidence doesn't just disappear 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2033 In the future, Merlin, I suggest you refrain from attempting to saw your assistant in half and stick to card tricks! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2034 Another trick like that and you're in contempt. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2035 It was an order to appear. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2036 I know you're honest, Abe, but you still have to swear to tell the truth. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2037 Now is the time you'll need to pull that rabbit out of your hat. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2038 I'll have no more conjuring 'executive privilege' out of you! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2039 I'm warning you for the last time, a witness may NOT misdirect the jury! 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2040 This time, conjure up the truth! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2041 You cannot magically make someone appear in front of me with evidence to the contrary! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2042 You will not do your disappearing act! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2043 Make the evidence reappear or I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2044 For the last time, it is not hocus corpus! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2045 You don't fool me, I can see you! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2046 OK, buster, what did you do to all the juries? They all turned into rabbits! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
2047 Now, see here, she does NOT have to tell you what's up her sleeves. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2048 Well, the evidence will have to reappear! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2049 I don't care if you ARE a magician - pull that rabbit out of your hat again, and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2050 Just answer the question; no more illusions. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2051 That's as jumbo as your mumbo's gonna get, Houdini. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2052 Please use your wand and bring the prosecutor back. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2053 You don’t have to begin every answer with “Ladies and gentlemen, fix your eyes...” 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2054 In this court not even you can wear a hat, Mr. Lincoln! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2055 The court unanimously decided that magic shows violated the 8th Amendment which forbids cruel and unusual punishment. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2056 It’s still a hit-and-run if you hit-and-disappear. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2057 No, Harry, you're a lawyer. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2058 For the last time, no, you may not invoke the Magician's Code. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2059 I don’t care if it is a magician’s secret...answer the question. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2060 Next time the witness pulls something like that out of his ass, he will be found in contempt of court. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2061 Not how, why did you do it? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2062 When asked 'Where were you on the night in question?' you must be more specific than 'Where the Smart Set goes to see & be seen'. 1.2877 0.07162 73 58 9 6
2063 Making the evidence disappear does not mean your case is dismissed. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2064 Please stop referring to this as 'the case of the missing rabbit.' 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2065 I can put her back together" is not a defense 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2066 For the last time, I will NOT pick a card, any card. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2067 Give me back my quarter! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2068 That hat won't convince the jury of your honesty, Abe. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2069 You're telling us your boss is just some rabbit who is on vacation? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2070 Well, is it abra or cadabra? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2071 How do you explain your assistant disappearing on the 9th? 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2072 She’s not asking for you to pull a rabbit from your hat, just answer the question! 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2073 Try escaping Federal Penitentiary Houdini! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2074 No rabbits! No trick cards! Or I'll pull the lever for dudgeon sentencing! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2075 No, sir, Magician-to-rabbit communication is not privileged! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2076 The jury finds you guilty under section 2 of the Vanishing Act. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2077 We're going to let you go without bail this time, son, but don't you dare disappear on us. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2078 There will be no illusion of justice in my court room! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2079 And no disappearing acts! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2080 And get those rabbits out of my chambers! Do we understand each other? 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
2081 And I'd caution the witness not to make any other prosecution exhibits disappear! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2082 Repeating "Abracadabra" over and and over will NOT make this go away. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2083 You will be held in contempt if you don’t answer the question. So just make your mouth reappear. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2084 Things may go better for you if you stop referring to me, and the prosecuting attorney, as 'muggles.' 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
2085 And for the last time, it is NOT within your rights to make her key witness disappear! 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
2086 This court insists you stop making any more witnesses disappear 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
2087 Did you or did you not saw your wife in half? 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2088 Show her the rabbit or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2089 Sustained, you must indeed reveal your secrets 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2090 You bring back her steno machine or I'll make you disappear for forty years. 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
2091 Correct me if I’m wrong, but i’m guessing your attorney lectured you on the importance of your appearance in court. 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2092 Ok, make the jury reappear right now, or I’m holding you in contempt of court! 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2093 Son, if you make *one* more juror disappear, I'm going to have to hold you in contempt. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2094 Anser the question yes or no!Did you really cut her in half? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2095 No, you may not saw the Assistant DA in half! 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2096 You keep that hat on!" 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2097 You will return the prosecutor this instant, and stop levitating his assistant, or the next "abracadabra" will find you in contempt! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2098 If ONE more juror disappears..I will hold you in contempt. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2099 If you levitate the jury one more time, I will find you in contempt! 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2100 You were asked to READ the exhibit. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
2101 SHE gets custody of the rabbit. So, pull it out of your hat before I hold you in contempt! 1.2838 0.05616 74 54 19 1
2102 You needn’t worry about giving away the trick. It’s the trick who has complained. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
2103 Well Mr. Wizard, I doubt you'll be able to make your sentence disappear. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2104 Hey, only I can clear the courtroom. 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
2105 You heard the prosecutor. What did you do with those rabbits? 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
2106 Don't you dare make me disappear! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2107 Sir, you are being charged with a class A felony! Not a classy one! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2108 Pull your mouth out of your hat and answer the question. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2109 Only a news anchorperson sitting behind their desk can get away with not wearing pants! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2110 ``Bring those twelve people back!!!'' 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2111 Bring the witness back! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2112 Make another witness disappear and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2113 Answer the question, or I'll make you disappear. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2114 Performing magic tricks with the law is my job! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2115 Please make the rabbit re-appear or you will be held in contempt, sir. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2116 I am going to revoke your bail to be certain that you too don't disappear. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2117 I'll remind you again that you must wait for the question before you reveal your answer. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2118 No, you’re rabbit does not need to make an appearance. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2119 Sonny boy, don't try to impress me with that Abe Lincoln look! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2120 “No, you may NOT make the District Attorney disappear!” 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2121 So where's the bunny to solve the case? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2122 If you think making that evidence disappear is going to keep you out of jail, you better think again. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2123 I’m giving you to the count of three to return my gavel. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2124 There will be no tricks up your sleeve in this court young man, or poof, you’ll be in contempt. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2125 No shenanigans now, hear? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2126 You will stop making the evidence disappear 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2127 If you had a smile I'd tell you to wipe it off your face, m'lord 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2128 Neat trick. Now give me back my gavel 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2129 Again, there is no such thing as a "Writ of Abracadabra"! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2130 Stop this testimony, and may I remind you that conjury is a serious offence! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2131 I don’t care if you’re in the Magician’s Alliance...answer the question! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2132 The rabbit has key testimony! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2133 Presto change-o my ass! You’re still in the witness box. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
2134 Any more hocus pocus out of you and I'm gonna make you disappear for five to ten. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2135 The witness will raise his right hand, not his sleight of hand! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2136 Make my gavel reappear Now! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2137 Put that smirk back on your face right now or I'll charge you with contempt! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2138 Repeating 'abracadabra' and 'hocus pocus' doesn't answer the question. Did you or did you not saw your assistant in half? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2139 Please remove the rabbit from your hat! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2140 Please remove your hat and keep the rabbit out of sight 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2141 In all my years on the bench I have never seen a witness with more tricks up his sleeve that you! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2142 Answer the question! Tell the court how the chief witness against you can simply disappear? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2143 Don't go trying any of your fancy tricks, Young Man, like making witnesses disappear! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2144 How about the name you had before "Waldo the Wonderful"? 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2145 We will have none of your tricks young man! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2146 One more trick and you will be held in contempt! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2147 'Ipso chango' does NOT explain Miss Winters' disappearance. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2148 Very good, but you better make that evidence reappear right now! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2149 The only thing your pulling out of your hat today is my gavel. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2150 What exactly do you mean when you say 'you forgot how to make the prosecutor reappear' " 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2151 I thought you were dead 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2152 But we haven't yet begun with formal proceedings. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2153 If you make her disappear one more time, I will find you in contempt. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2154 What do you mean you disappeared before things started heating up? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2155 OK smart aleck, where's my gavel? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2156 Make the murder weapon un-disappear 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2157 I'm telling you for the last time... do NOT keep making the defendant disappear!!! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2158 I will NOT take your rabbit's word for it! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2159 And now you can make that Bible re-appear! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2160 The whole damn system is NOT out of control, and I CAN handle the truth. Now go sit down!! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2161 I'd ask you to kindly remove your hat, but I'm afraid of what might be in there. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2162 Well then you better ‘Abracadabra make the evidence RE-appear!’ 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2163 We all saw what you did now tell us HOW you did it. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2164 ...and further more, no disappearing acts... 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2165 I hereby order you to make that evidence reappear! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2166 I don't want to know how you did it, just make the court reporter reappear. With our underwear! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2167 You can't make that ticket go away! 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2168 Sir, the hat must come off, I don’t care what might ‘jump out’. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2169 Is there a rabbit under your hat or are you being disrespectful to the court? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2170 Don’t try that on me! I’m an extremely stable genius! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2171 No, asking how you did it does NOT violate your ‘Magician’s Code’! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2172 "If you think smoke and mirrors will work in my court ... well, you're probably right! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2173 I don't care if we are past the discovery phase - take off your damned hat! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2174 The witness is instructed to leave the rabbit in his hat" 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2175 I'd hold you in contempt of court but I see no point in putting you in a small enclosed room! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2176 Please say Abracadabra again and bring back the Jury! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2177 Let's cut through the formalities, shall we? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2178 If my gavel disappears one more time I will hold you in contempt! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2179 This court will not refer to you as 'The Great Whodunit'! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2180 No, you are not allowed to disappear after you cause a traffic accident even if you came out of nowhere! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2181 Now make the evidence file reappear! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2182 Anything you pull our of your hat had better be by prior leave of the Court. 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2183 I order you to stop making the prosecution disappear whenever they ask a question you don't want answer! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2184 Nice trick. If that juror doesn’t re-appear in my courtroom in one minute, I’m holding you in contempt! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2185 Please answer the question! How did you know that you sawed her exactly in half? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2186 Let me start by reminding you that we're here because your white rabbit filed for habeas corpus, so why don't you start by producing said rabbit! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2187 I warn you. There'll be no hocus-pocus in my courtroom, young man! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2188 Try that trick again and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2189 As I have repeatedly told you, NO ILLUSION! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2190 You can't claim upper-class privilege! 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2191 Yes, this is a formal hearing 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
2192 More tricks from you or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2193 Admonishing the witness, again — this Court does not tolerate attempts to make the cross-examination, or opposing counsel, vanish! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2194 Your motion for 'abracadabra' is hocus-pocus! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2195 You need to make the murder weapon reappear right now! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2196 Will you marry her or not? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2197 I don't know how you did it, but you better tell me how you made that money out of thin air! 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
2198 The prosecutor asked you to roll up your sleeves. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2199 You can’t pull a rabbit out of your hat this time! 1.2817 0.05738 71 52 18 1
2200 And I am to believe my gavel just vanished into thin air? On its own? 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
2201 'Your rabbit is stuck in traffic." 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
2202 Could you make some of my caseloads disappear? 1.2812 0.07206 64 50 10 4
2203 Let me remind you. I was a huge fan of that rabbit, and we want answers. 1.2812 0.06481 64 48 14 2
2204 Speak one more time about retrieving a rabbit from within anyone else's apparel, and SHE won't be the only one holding you in contempt! 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2205 Answer the question or I will make you disappear ! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2206 I don't care that a magician never tells a secret, you swore to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
2207 We'll have none of your tricks in my court! 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2208 Answer her question! HOW did you make the witness disappear? 1.2800 0.05869 75 56 17 2
2209 Get up. You’re sitting on the rabbit. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2210 It may go against your profession but this court will not allow a misdirect examination. 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2211 For the last time, stop making the prosecutor disappear! 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2212 She said you stole some bunnies... 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
2213 One more attempt to turn these proceedings into a three ring circus and you're back on the train with the lions. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2214 Let's recess until tomorrow. Until then, could you entertain my grandson's birthday party this afternoon? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
2215 Have no illusions -- making my gavel disappear will not result in your case being dismissed. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
2216 Calling this a kangaroo court does not give you the right to make rabbits and birds appear. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
2217 Stop citing ‘Hocus v. Pocus’ and just tell us the rabbit’s whereabouts. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2218 This 'three ring circus' atmosphere is BECAUSE of you! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2219 The question is not an illusion and neither am I! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2220 One more ‘abracadabra’ from you and I’ll hold you contempt! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2221 I will ask the questions Mr Holmes NOT you 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2222 Where did you put that damn rabbit! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2223 You can't keep making the jury disappear every time they find you guilty 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2224 The witness is instructed to refrain from referring to counsel as "a volunteer from the audience." 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2225 First, Mr. Winger, charges can be dismissed, not "disappeared." Second, I see a little furry foot sticking out of your hat. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2226 This is my last warning, it’s my gavel that controls this courtroom, so act like a magician and make that wand disappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2227 Make me disappear!! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2228 If you say ‘a magician never reveals his secrets’ one more time, I’m finding you in contempt. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2229 My gavel had better reappear. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2230 You turned into a driveway? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2231 Making the jury disappear will have no effect on the outcome of this trial. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2232 I'm warning you for the last time - stop making the evidence disappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2233 Put that wand away. I'm the one who dismisses the jury around here. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2234 Make the bailiff reappear or spend the night in the allakha-slammer! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2235 Hey, Buster, I don’t need you to tell me how to run a formal hearing.” 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2236 Well I don’t care who hired you to make voters disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2237 Abra-cadabra" is not an appropriate response to counsel's question 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2238 Next time you pull a rabbit out of that hat, I'm gong to find you in contempt. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2239 One more, "Hey, Presto! I'm not guilty" and I'll be presto'd into giving you 90 days for contempt. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2240 I don’t care if you don’t have a mouth, you must answer the question. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2241 This is the third time you made a witness disappear and we can't find them! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2242 We found the saw and a pair of legs. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2243 You can't get out of this one by refusing to appear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2244 Damn it, who else would turn this jury into rabbits? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2245 Yes, that WAS my card but back to the tax evasion you’re in here for. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2246 This Court does not take sleights lightly, young man. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2247 Bailiff, let's see if Mr Amazing here can escape from your handcuffs! Contempt of Court! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2248 I can’t reveal my secrets” isn’t going to cut it in my court room 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2249 If the witness makes another prosecutor disappear he will be charged with contempt 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2250 Forget the rabbit! Time to say your prayers! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2251 Any more of your ‘tap dancing’ and I’ll find you in contempt! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2252 I'm sorry, Mr. Ross, but you can't just say, "presto!" and make this all go away." 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2253 You can’t just wave your wand and make the charges go away! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2254 Is that a rabbit moving under your hat? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2255 I want to remind the witness to stop dressing up the facts 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2256 You are not honest Abe. Answer the question honestly, Abe. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2257 Hey, Houdini! Make that hat disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2258 We've already had discovery so you can't just pull something out of your hat. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2259 I don't care what the magic word is, mister - you better that make that evidence reappear quick-smart or we'll soon see if you're also an escapologist! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2260 Bring the defendants back RIGHT NOW, Mr. Magic! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2261 Me Giuliani, saying it's magic can not make truth disappear! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2262 Bring back my bailiff right now! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2263 For the last time, I am not your “lovely assistant”. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2264 I demand you turn me back into Judge Judy right now 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2265 Now that I've made that smile disappear from you face, if you continue to insult the court, for my next trick I'll make you disappear! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2266 You have to reveal the trick--where did the evidence disappear to? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2267 I don't find your antics amusing, Magic Man. Now make the prosecuting attorney reappear or I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2268 He told me to make the problem disappear. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2269 Now make that evidence reappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2270 Please stop referring to me as your lovely assistant! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2271 This court dismisses pulling a rabbit out of a hat as evidence 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2272 For the last time, no jury member can be your volunteer! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2273 Okay, Mr. Magic, the burden of proof is on you to make the plaintiff reappear . . . in one piece. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2274 Call me 'Judge Muggle' one more time and I guarantee that the consequence will be absolutely spellbinding. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2275 I need a young Lincoln impersonator in this courtroom like I need a hole in the head! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2276 This is not going to work Fred, I recognize you. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2277 I'm sorry, you can't make this crime disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2278 What do you mean, 'First I saw it, then I didn't'? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2279 We haven't fallen for your trick - we know you have your mouth hidden somewhere! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2280 Waving your wand will not make these charges disappear. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2281 Do you really expect me to believe you were tricked into it? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2282 Thats enough of your hocus-pocus, answer the question! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2283 No!! You cannot make her disappear!!! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2284 I warned you about making your mouth disappear 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2285 No sir. America’s Got Talent is next door. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2286 You bring that jury back right now! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2287 Yeah? Well, I can make you disappear without the hat. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2288 Try making yourself disappear from my courtroom. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2289 You can't just turn the prosecutor into a woman. You know we don't take those seriously. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2290 Her question was pretty clear, now where's the bunny? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2291 Bring back the stenographers machine right now! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2292 OK, Mr. Wilson, One more ABRACADABRA and you'll held in contempt...... Answer the questions ! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2293 Waving your wand is not going to make the charges against you disappear. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2294 Magic Word? I don’t need to say a magic word for you to answer the prosecutor. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2295 You can't plead the 5th on the count of illusion! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2296 For the last time, make that Bible re-appear. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2297 Sir, pleading that "a magician never reveals his secrets" does not hold up in my court. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2298 You will be held in contempt unless you make my gavel reappear! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2299 You can't pull answers out of your hat, or for that matter, anywhere else. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2300 I do need that mallet back now. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2301 Hey! I'm running this show! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2302 Mr. Smith, your imitation of Fred Astaire does NOT excuse you from dancing on the flowers in the Botanical Gadens ! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2303 So if you could make the jury reappear, we’d appreciate it. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2304 I know you're hiding him under your hat! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2305 You cannot make the defense attorney vanish into thin air like that. Bring him back right now!!! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2306 Forensic Magician! And what? You make crimes disappear? 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2307 Making the evidence disappear is not going to help your case. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2308 Raise your whole hand, not your sleight of hand. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2309 Go directly to jail; do not pass go, do not collect $200! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2310 By the way, that rabbit you gave my kid died last night. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2311 My title is JUDGE. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2312 If you can’t make the truth appear, I can make you disappear. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2313 Tell the WHOLE TRUTH Mr. Attorney General or I will magically hold you in contempt! 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
2314 Woah, woah, woah, it may be magic YOU know, but it's up to the jurors, to never believe it's not so. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2315 Look at me...Look at me. I am the magician now. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2316 No Tricks! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
2317 Look! It's my gavel. You made it disappear. I want it back! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2318 No, Karmac, she is not bringing you a sealed envelope. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2319 'Making the jury disappear is NOT going to make this charge disappear Mr Smith..' 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2320 If you ate that rabbit young man, you are in REAL trouble! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2321 Testimony from the plaintiff that the defendant was incapable of performing the routine backwards and in high heels is hereby stricken from the record! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2322 Hats off and and mouths on in my courtroom! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2323 Answer the question! Where did you hide the rabbit? 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2324 I don't care if the trick worked -- they never found the body! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2325 Now you see it, now you don't will be stricken from your testimony,sir!" 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2326 No, the rabbit doesn't have to be sworn in, too. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2327 I will not have you make a mockery of this courtroom - now, where is the rabbit? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2328 If my gavel is under your hat, we'll see what you can do with bread and water. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2329 Objection Sustained! And please make my gavel reappear, Sir! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2330 You cannot magically make this go away young man! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2331 Your rights do not include making evidence disappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2332 You have exactly ten seconds to make Exhibit A reappear! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2333 Make one more prosecuting attorney disappear and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2334 That's not how you change attorneys! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2335 What do you mean “Now you see it. Now you don’t.”? 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2336 You may look like Abe Lincoln, you may swim like Abe Lincoln, and you may quack like Abe Lincoln, but I know Abe Lincoln and you're no Abe Lincoln. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2337 The prosecutor wants to know what you did with her bunny!!! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2338 Counsel's objection to your turning the jurors into newts is sustained. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2339 I wear the robe in this court! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2340 Remember sir, you are under oath. So, once again: is the rabbit under your hat? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2341 No sir, you can't make the questions you don't like disappear. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2342 Bring my gavel back NOW! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2343 No rabbits,no doves,no flowers! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2344 No more of your tricks, Mr. Barr ! 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2345 Scrap the magic act & show us your right hand. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2346 I will not pick a juror, any juror! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2347 The hat I can tolerate but don't try to pull anything out of your ASS. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2348 Very impressive. But the court holds you in contempt if you don't make my gavel reappear now! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2349 The defendant will no longer use the term abracadabra or he will be held in contempt of court. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2350 I know you can make witnesses disappear, but you do not have the power to pardon. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2351 Produce the rabbit or I'll hold you in contempt of court. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
2352 Mr. Astaire, stop dancing around the question; a simple yes or no will do. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2353 You think you know every trick in the book, but we know you sawed those girls in half! 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
2354 Objection sustained! Where the rabbits disappeared to is precisely the subject of this inquiry! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2355 You're a defendant, not a magician. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2356 I like her better as a mannequin, too. But turn her back. It’s my lunchtime! 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2357 I don't care if you entertain the jury, but the TV camera stays on me. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2358 Answer the question! Are you now, or have you ever been, in possession of a rabbit? 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2359 And don’t even think of sawing me in half. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2360 You can’t plead the fifth just because you made your mouth disappear 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2361 Answer her question, Dickens, or it'll be the worst of times. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
2362 You look vaguely familiar to me. If I'm right, you did great freeing all them slaves. Just don't get any such ideas around here." 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2363 If you pull that rabbit out of that hat one more time, I am holding you in contempt 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2364 I’m told that the prosecution’s exhibits have disappeared from the evidence room. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
2365 Okay, the court recognizes you as an expert witness in magic. Now make my gavel reappear. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2366 How dare you tell the truth about a trick I've been performing for the kids in the family since they were 5! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2367 I don't care if your Hare does not like air conditioning. Hats OFF in court!" Murray Block, Albany, N 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
2368 Have you filed a notice of disappearance? 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
2369 It'll take more than a wand to make this case disappear 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2370 The witness shall make his mouth reappear. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2371 Last warning - "I would prefer not to" is not an acceptable response! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2372 Answer the question! You don't want to see the trick up my sleeve! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2373 OK, I get it - you're honest. Now answer the question. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2374 There's no misdirection in this courtroom! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2375 I don't care who you are, sawing a woman in half is illegal. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2376 You turn that prosecutor back into a frog right now! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2377 Just answer her question. Did you or did you not saw the woman in half? 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2378 Frankly it sounds like a bunch of hocus-pocus! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2379 You cannot claim Noblesse Oblige! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2380 I don't care how "amazing" that looked. Please bring the bailiff back so we may swear you in and continue with your testimony. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2381 You pulled the bunny out of where?!? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2382 No, you may not make the key witness disappear until you bring back the accused! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2383 Bring back the evidence, clown 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2384 Just because you're dressed as Honest Abe, does not mean I'll believe everything you say. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2385 Making your mouth disappear is a nifty parlor trick, but you still have to answer the question! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2386 Disappear one more time and I will hold you in contempt! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2387 If you don't bring back my gavel immediately, I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2388 I don't care if you are a magician, you're not doing a disappearing act in my courtroom. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2389 I hold you in contempt. Bailiff, cuff, chain, and confine this man to a barrel underwater. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2390 Reassemble the jury immediately! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2391 No, we don’t want to see a trick and stop calling the district attorney your assistant! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2392 Abracadabra yourself. You won't make me disappear. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2393 I don't care what's in your hat. Remove it! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2394 What did you do with my jury!? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2395 Did you think you could cut your assistant in half and get away with it? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2396 I'm sorry but Abracadabra is not an alibi. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2397 My gavel reappears or your freedom disappears. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2398 In other words, no more verbal sleight of hand. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2399 Sir, we believe you are who you say you are, now please return the jury to the jury box.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2400 There is no such thing as 'Magical Privilege'. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2401 Answer the question! What happened to the RABBIT ? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2402 No more tricks. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2403 Please! Hands in view at all times. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2404 I don't know how you did that, but exhibit 'A' better reappear NOW! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2405 I'm not going to tell you again. You have to wait to be dismissed from the witness stand before you disappear in a puff of smoke! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2406 I have to caution you that ‘Alakazam’ is not an acceptable answer. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2407 Very well“ is not an acceptable answer to, “How did you do that trick? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2408 Abracadabra” isn't a simple yes or no. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2409 Nice try, but you’ve got to do better than that to make me disappear. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2410 If there's a rabbit under that hat all of your testimony will be stricken! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2411 Objection overruled. That was not a trick question. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2412 Can you answer the question without saying abracadabra first. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2413 No, we will not 'watch the prosecutor disappear.' 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2414 No more of your tricks, Mr. Pocus. Answer the gentleman's question. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2415 There is no such thing as magic in this courtroom. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2416 Objection sustained! Now make the jury reappear! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2417 Let's see if you can sim sala bim your way out of Sing Sing! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2418 And I'm telling you, if I don't get my bailiff back now, you're going to disappear from three to five years. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2419 For the last time, you can't ask her to pick a card 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2420 No, you can’t order a martini during cross-examination! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2421 I’ll remind you that you are under oath. Is there really nothing up your sleeve? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2422 "A straightforward answer to counsel's question will suffice. You can hold the 'Abracadabra,' thank you." 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2423 For the LAST time, whipping your dick out is NOT a magic trick! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2424 Let me remind you this isn't The Palm Court at The Plaza! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2425 Remember, you're under oath. Now what happened to that rabbit?" -Markel & Stephen West, Laurel, Marylan 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2426 Stop asking me to make this all disappear! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2427 One more operatic analogy and I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2428 Perry's in another courtroom right now. Della's going to ask a few preliminary questions...and take off that hat! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2429 No, we can't continue the trial without the district attorney. Now bring him back! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2430 So, you thought that it was a good idea to make the President disappear!!!! 1.2687 0.07238 67 54 8 5
2431 Your hat comes off, doves or no doves. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2432 Magicians never reveal their secrets" will not hold up in this court 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2433 You maybe the next David Copperfield but you cannot make these charges disappear 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2434 I said, Make the evidence reappear. NOW! 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2435 I'm warning you, bring the defense attorney back right now. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2436 Stop trying to make me disappear! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2437 You can’t make the charges disappear! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2438 The defendant will reappear the opposing counsel RIGHT NOW! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2439 Do you solemnly swear that you’re up to no good? 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2440 Stop addressing me as Mr. Firstnighter. I'm the judge. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2441 No tricks! The truth will not disappear in my court. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2442 Yes or no--not tally-ho! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2443 Very clever but the Court needed that rabbit for evidence. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2444 So you're the one who sat in front of me at the theater! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2445 I don't care about the Magician's Oath, just answer the question. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
2446 I will be referred to as Your Judge, or Your Honor, not Your Assistant! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2447 You are mistaken sir! Cutting your assistant in half is indeed a crime. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2448 The Court will again remind the defendant that sawing a woman in half is an allegation to take seriously. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2449 Your disappearing act is getting old!! 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
2450 I'll give you just thirty seconds to make the jury reappear. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2451 Guilty! I sentence you to four score and 6 years. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2452 If you have a rabbit in that hat pull it out now 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2453 Evidence does just does not disappear! 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
2454 We know juror number six didn't just saw herself in half like that 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
2455 C-O-N-T-E-M-P-T. I’m spellbound. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
2456 You swore to tell the truth, I don't care about the magicians code, so answer the question. Who hired you to cut the lady in half? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2457 Look, if the prosecution’s top half doesn’t reappear in the next two minutes I’m holding you in contempt. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
2458 No you may not make yourself disappear. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2459 It's not a magic trick if you really saw your wife in half. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2460 Answer the question, where did your assistant go after you made her disappear? 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
2461 And now that rabbit is running around my courtroom. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
2462 I'm going through a difficult divorce myself. Can you work some magic for me on it? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2463 ”As an expert witness, you are supposed to clarify the evidence, not make it disappear! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
2464 Maybe in your last big trust case it worked, but here "Abracadabra" is not really responsive to the prosecutors questions! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2465 You are not honest Abe. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2466 If escaping from a locked jail cell is not in your repertoire, then I suggest you make that evidence re-appear. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2467 You will not attempt to saw anyone in half. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2468 This oath supersedes the magician's oath. Now tell the lady how you made your wife disappear! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2469 No, you don’t misdirect the jury, I misdirect the jury. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2470 To hell with the magician’s code, just tell the court what happened to the rabbit! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2471 For the last time, no misdirecting the jury! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2472 Dapper, schmapper, the hat comes off!! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2473 Don’t think you can just make this case disappear. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2474 Answer the question! Were you, or were you not, responsible for your assistants' disappearance? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2475 My gavel seems to have disappeared, can I borrow your wand? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2476 Your Fifth Amendment rights do NOT include making your actual mouth disappear! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2477 Their evidence seems to have disappeared. Charges dismissed once you reveal the contents of your hat. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2478 Hocus pocus will not be tolerated in my court room! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2479 No, your magician's oath does not supersede your oath to the court! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2480 I don't really care that there's nothing up your sleeve ... just answer the damn question! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2481 That's a writ of habeas corpus, not hocus pocus! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2482 One more "Abracadabra" out of you and I’ll hold you in contempt of court! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2483 Turn me back into a rabbit, you asshole. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2484 Abracadabra is NOT a legal term! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2485 Sir, you can't make the prosecutor disappear! 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2486 You will wave your wand and summon up that mouth to answer the question 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2487 Don't answer the question with "abracadabra" again. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2488 Don't even try to disappear! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2489 Don’t even think about pulling a rabbit out of your hat in my courtroom! 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2490 Did you or did you not saw the lady in half? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2491 Who's your robe guy? 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2492 One more rabbit, and I am holding you in conrmpt! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2493 If you pull one more rabbit out of your hat, I will hold you in contempt. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2494 You're only here 'cause I need a bunny wunny. Off with your hat! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2495 PLEASE remove the hat AND the rabbit! 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2496 You have to answer the question. Don't keep saying "Abracadabra..." 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2497 Objection sustained. Wearing that outfit does not constitute proof that you can be in two places at the same time. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2498 For this, there is no precedent! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2499 Bail is set at 2 million. You are famous for a disappearing act. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2500 A simple yes or no. Did you have anything to do with the disappearance of the rabbit? 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2501 The jury will disregard the witness's proposal of marriage to the attorney! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2502 It's 'Your Honor', not 'my lovely assistant' 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2503 I don't care if there's a rabbit in your hat, you take it off in this courtroom! 1.2647 0.05390 68 50 18 0
2504 If there is any misdirection to be done around here, it's gonna be done by me, understand? 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2505 Would you please cast your right wand and hex after me. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2506 Excuse me Mr Lincoln,can I be honest with you?!!! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2507 Sir, answer her question, where did the rabbit come from? 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2508 One more rabbit out of your hat, and I am holding you in contempt of court! 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
2509 Making your mouth disappear is not going to get you out of testifying. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2510 Once more with the disappearing mouth trick and I'm going to hold you in contempt of court. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2511 This isn't Chicago. Answer the question! 1.2647 0.07141 68 55 8 5
2512 I remind you that the authority in this court is Black's Law Dictionary, not Blackstone. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2513 I’m only going to ask you one more time. Make my gavel reappear! 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
2514 Answer the question! What did you do with the rabbit!? 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2515 Four score and seven years ago doesn’t cut it here! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2516 I said swear on the Bible, not make it disappear! 1.2623 0.06974 61 48 10 3
2517 Making the evidence disappear is not a valid murder defense! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2518 That gavel better reappear in three seconds. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2519 be careful young man ... I know a place where you won't be able to escape ... 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2520 Answers, no more rabbits! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2521 Don't think you can win this case by pulling some tricks!! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2522 No! Ta dah is not an acceptable answer to "Where's the missing girl?" 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2523 Sir, "A magician never reveals his tricks" doesn't apply under oath. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2524 For the last time, it wasn't a 'magic bullet' 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2525 Get off your high hat and just answer the questions. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2526 In my court you say, "I plea the fifth" not "a magician never reveals his secrets"! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2527 Very funny! You have exactly ten seconds to make my gavel reappear. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2528 Are you trying to pull an alibi out of a hat? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2529 Bring back Exhibit B! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2530 What I want to know is how you got thru the metal detector? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2531 One more comment, I'm going to erase the rest of your facial features. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2532 Your rabbit is NOT reliable witness 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2533 Please stand and raise your sleight of hand then.” 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2534 I've watched you pull enough rabbits out of your hat! Now answer the question." 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2535 You can not make her disappear 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2536 Please let me know before you pull the rabbit out of your hat! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2537 Don't think for a minute you can wave your magic wand and get out of trouble in my courtroom! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2538 Please stop referring to the prosecutor as "My assistant, the Lovely Linda." 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2539 The witness will please answer 'Yes,' or 'I do' to the question: 'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?' Saying 'Nothing up my sleeve, nothing inside my hat,' is not an acceptable response. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2540 Your disappearing act won't be tolerated in this court. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2541 Tax returns dude! Tax returns! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2542 If you pull one more rabbit out of that hat I will find you in contempt of court. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2543 You don't ask the questions when you're sitting in that box, McCoy. You answer them. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2544 Waving that wand will not make this case disappear 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2545 I'm the only person legally allowed to wear black silk in this courtroom. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2546 Answer the question! Where were you on the night of the disappearance? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2547 No, I am NOT going to make your Cruelty To Rabbits conviction disappear! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2548 Honest, Abe, honest! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2549 Tell us how you made the victim disappear and bring him back right now! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2550 Don't give me that Hocus Pocus! You sawed her in half! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2551 No sir, you are not disappearing today! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2552 Just because you made that Bible disappear doesn't mean you're not getting sworn in! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2553 If you are a 'conjuror' you should sit over there. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2554 Now, remember you are under oath. What did you do with the rabbit? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2555 One more time with that Abra Cadabra stuff and I'll hold you in contempt." 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2556 For your next trick, you better make your mouth reappear and answer the question! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2557 Take the defendant out of the hat, NOW! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2558 Of course you also have to make her reappear! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2559 Make that gavel reappear or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2560 Answer the question! What happened to the white rabbit? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2561 No, you can't just make this whole thing just disappear! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2562 The rabbit is missing and we need to know what you've done with it. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2563 You're going to more than pull a rabbit out of your to get off! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2564 I suggest you make the chief prosecutor reappear. Now! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2565 I knew Abraham Lincoln Abe Lincoln was a friend of mine Sir you’re no Abe Lincoln 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2566 Show your magic, I want a pizza with everything on it now! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2567 Please explain to the jury exactly HOW the rabbit got in your hat. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2568 So I hear you're the new Attorney General? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2569 How in the hell did you get here? What do you think you are, some sort of magician? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2570 Did you make your assistant disappear or not? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2571 Your alibi cannot be a rabbit. 1.2615 0.05493 65 48 17 0
2572 Will the witness refrain from pulling evidence of his hat? 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2573 I'll determine who's 'honest' around here...and, remove that hat 1.2615 0.07363 65 53 7 5
2574 I prefer the word, 'disappeared.' 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2575 What, I'm a character witness? 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2576 OK. Now make your mouth reappear and answer the question! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2577 If you make another witness disappear I will find you in contempt! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2578 If you're going to say it, at least say it right. It's levi-O-sa. Not levio-SA. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2579 Okay, I promise I won't hold you in contempt—just please make the bailiff reappear! We're ... we're in love. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2580 Bring the prosecutor back right now! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2581 My question’s a simple one: WHO DID IT? —not, HOUDINI? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2582 ...and there will be no rabbit pellets in my courtroom!” 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2583 No you may not turn Exhibit A into a pink rabbit for the jury! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2584 Now tell us what happened to the rabbit 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2585 This is New York, and when to threaten to make someone disappear you're going do jail time. Simple as that. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2586 Abracadabra" is not an answer to the prosecutor's question 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2587 You’re a magician. Make your hat disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2588 You can't magically make all this go away sir! Somebunny's got to pay! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2589 "No tricky stuff!" 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2590 If I see even one rabbit in this courtroom, I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2591 i can make you disappear! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2592 Return my gavel — or I'll give you 20 to life. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2593 Sir, this is not an illusion, it's court 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2594 NO, you cannot have the handcuffs yet! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2595 I don't care how good a magician you are. You can't make the case against you disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2596 The witness will change the district attorney back to the pronoun he identifies with. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2597 This is bankruptcy court: you must reveal the secret of how the money disappeared. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2598 I wear the pants here and my gavel beats your wand! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2599 Great Redacto, reveal the contents of exhibit A. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2600 NO, you may not saw this lady in half! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2601 What's the magic word? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2602 No more tricks, just answer the question. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2603 There are still a few places in America where gentlemen remove their hats when indoors, and you're in one of them. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2604 I told you, the rabbits must make an appearance! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2605 No rabbits out of a hat in my courtroom 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2606 For the last time, she's not your "Lovely Assistant", and she doesn't want to be sawed in half! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2607 I'm going to sustain the objection, and I will again ask the witness to refrain from letting loose any more animals in the Courtroom 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2608 You must answer the question: how did your assistant disappear honestly. No more claiming you can’t answer because it’s your “trade secret.” 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2609 If you are such a great magician, let's see you turn Opra here into a Republican 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2610 Please stop starting every one of your answers with “And now, before your eyes, I will answer the question.” 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2611 We only accept poof in here, not bippity boppity boo. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2612 Enough! Now turn Mr. Jones back to being a man! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2613 This court will not tolerate competition from amateurs! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2614 You leave the jurisprudence to me, and I’ll leave the prestidigation to you! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2615 It’s all very suspicious, isn’t it? Your wife substitutes on the day the “Saw My Assistant in Half “ trick goes tragically awry. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2616 No,I do not want to see you pull a rabbit out of your hat. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2617 Abra cadabra will not suffice as an answer. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2618 Don't you dare vanish again!! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2619 I'll have you sawed in half for contempt if you don't tell opposing counsel how that trick works! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2620 She asked if you saw him disappear, not make him disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2621 What do you mean-the rabbit refuses to testify 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2622 Objection sustained for intentional vanishment of evidence. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2623 One more peep out of you and I'll give you a sentence you won't be able to cut in half. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2624 Honestly? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2625 One more outburst like that, and this court will hold you in awe and wonder! 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2626 This is my final caution to you, this Court will entertain no more of your hocus pocus 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2627 Just answer the question! "Do you, or do you not, have a rabbit in your hat"? 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2628 Enough with the sleight of hand , and smoke and mirrors. Just answer the question. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2629 Make one more piece of evidence disappear and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2630 If you make my gavel disappear one more time, I'll hold you for contempt. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
2631 No, you cannot split your answer into three 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2632 No, you can't make the crime disappear. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
2633 You can't claim stage fright. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2634 The Court instructs the witness to make my pants re-appear RIGHT NOW! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2635 Because I'm the Judge is why you'll show the court what you have up your sleeve!" 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2636 The rabbit's dead! SPEAK UP! Whadya have to say for yourself? 1.2609 0.05711 69 52 16 1
2637 I'll try not to make you late for the opera 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2638 Just make sure no evidence against you disappears. 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2639 Don't you mean, 'The gavel's in your ear, your honor'?" 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2640 The court orders the witness to reappear...immediately! 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2641 A simple yes or no, sir. Did you, or did you not make the dollar disappear? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2642 You’ll answer the question Mr The great Zandini. Put down the wand and return your mouth. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2643 'Did you ... or did you not, saw that woman in half?' 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2644 Any more tricks and I'll clear the courtroom. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2645 Making the fetus "disappear" still gets you 99 to life in Alabama! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2646 Her party was a disaster without a magician! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2647 A simple "I do" will suffice. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2648 There will be no disappearing act in my courtroom. Understand? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2649 Abracadabra is not an acceptable plea in my court! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2650 A magistrate never tells his secrets. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2651 If you say "abracadabra" one more time, you're going to jail. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2652 I don't care if it's the Easter Bunny under that hat, Mr. Jones, you will remove it in my courtroom! 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2653 No, you will not make the charges against you disappear. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2654 What exactly is up your sleeve? 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2655 I will not tolerate any trickery in this courtroom! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2656 And furthermore, I'm allergic to rabbits! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2657 Why yes, that is the exhibit I was thinking of! 1.2576 0.07262 66 54 7 5
2658 The sooner you make the witness reappear, the quicker we can end this. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2659 If one more witness disappears, I will hold you in contempt! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2660 You've got about 3 seconds to make my gavel reappear or I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2661 For the last time, sir, you can't "Abra Cadabra" your way out of this. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2662 Did you or did you not take her bunny? 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2663 Just because you wear the hat doesn't make you a Magician, you sawed Mrs. Robinson in half! 1.2576 0.06933 66 53 9 4
2664 For the last time, we don't care what's not up your sleeves. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
2665 What do you mean you make the evidence disappear? 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2666 Obliviate? Stop twirling your wand and answer the question. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2667 No, I don’t want counsel to disappear. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2668 No! Here you say ,"Your Honoe," not, "Hi, Dad." 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2669 I order you to make that evidence reappear! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2670 Bring back Exhibit A, right now! 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2671 You will answer all questions like a citizen not a thespian. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2672 No more abracadabra. Produce the rabbit." 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2673 If you don’t tell us where that cute little bunny is, you’ll be held in contempt. 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2674 Your ‘next trick’ better be testimony, not another rabbit! 1.2542 0.06208 59 45 13 1
2675 It's NOTHING but the truth...I don't care what you have up your sleeve. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2676 Now that you’re under oath, what happened to the rabbit? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2677 We're all impressed you go to the opera. Now one more mention of Puccini and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2678 Don't think we haven't seen your kind before. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2679 I'll be brief. I'm sure you have to return that suit by noon.. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2680 If the jury isn't reappeared in five seconds . . . 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2681 If I see one disappearing act, I'm yanking your bail. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2682 Make that evidence reappear right here on my desk. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2683 When she said, "There is no justice.", that wasn't your cue to make it disappear. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2684 I don't care what you are going to be late for, just answer the questions! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2685 If you plan to make a circus out of these proceedings, you got another thing coming. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2686 The witness is instructed to stop making the prosecutor disappear! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2687 Where's my rabbit! 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2688 Oh yeah? Well let's see what you can pull to get out of this rap. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2689 Just be warned - smoke and mirrors won't work here! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2690 Sir, magical thinking may be admissible, but not magical testimony! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2691 I told you to cut that magic stuff out ! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2692 The question, let me remind you again, was about the picture in blackface, not your devout allegiance to the Party of Lincoln. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2693 Fourscore, sir, is not a real word. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2694 If you are a real magician, make this case disappear. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2695 Stop saying abracadabra towards the prosecutor in hopes that she will disappear. 1.2540 0.05528 63 47 16 0
2696 What???? "Abracadabra, he did it."?? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2697 If you say that Colonel Mustard did it in the study with the lead pipe one more time I will hold you in contempt! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2698 You have 3 seconds to 'magic' back my gavil. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2699 The accused is advised that being an Edwardian Gentleman does not entitle him to sneer at the prosecuting attorney. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2700 A tux won’t free you from the suit 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2701 Jim, this is why your wife wants a divorce. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2702 The plaintiff claims that you actually did saw her in half. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2703 Answer the question and don't wave the wand. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2704 If you turn her into a rabbit again, l’ll have you locked up. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2705 No, the rabbit can't testify for you. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2706 No rabbits. Just answer the question 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2707 The good magician BETTER reveal his secrets! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2708 The defendant will top making the accusations reappear behind my ear. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2709 Yes, she is the assistant - the assistant D.A.-- and SHE is not pulling a rabbit out of YOUR hat. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2710 Sir, you cannot "Presto-changeo" the law. I think what you need is a lawyer who's a magician. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2711 You can't make the evidence just disappear. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2712 What do you mean 'the body just disappeared' ? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2713 I'm afraid presto chango doesn't work here. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2714 No, finding evidence behind someone's ear does not count as hearsay. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2715 I don’t care who you are, in my courtroom you have to swear to tell the truth. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2716 Answer the question: do gentlemen prefer blondes or not? 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2717 Answer the question or we'll watch while I make you disappear. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2718 Not another 'Abracadabra!' out of you! A simple 'Yes' or 'No' is sufficient! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2719 Did your wife really vanish? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2720 And you're sure you didn't actually saw her in half? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2721 Reveal your secrets! 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2722 I have a picture of Abraham Lincoln, and you're no Abraham Lincoln! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2723 ‘Most magicians put them back after sawing them in half.’ 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
2724 No more pulling rabbits out of your hat mister, just answer the question! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2725 Four score and seven Years ago is not a date! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2726 I suppose your now going to pull a rabbit out of your hat. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2727 Where’s the rabbit, kid! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2728 Just answer the question! Did you or did you not saw her in half? 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2729 You keep up these stunts and you'll end up President one day. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2730 Habeas corpus. Both parts. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2731 Making someone else's pet bunny disappear is a misdemeanor offense! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2732 Try to make the charges disappear again and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2733 The witness will refrain from asking the Prosecution to "hold his wand." 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2734 I think you misunderstood...this is the informal part of the proceedings 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2735 I don't care about your fifth amendment rights! Tell me where my gavel is! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2736 If you don't make my gavel reappear, and I mean right now, I will hold you in contempt. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2737 Courtroom Rules: No Hats and nothing up your sleeves! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2738 Saying ABRACADABRA is NOT going to make the prosecutor just disappear 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2739 Mr. Cadabra, for the last time, will you stop making the jury disappear? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2740 No magic trick is going to get you our of this..... 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2741 Answer the prosecutor's question. And don't for a minute think you can magically make the charges disappear with a wave of a wand! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2742 I don't care if the rabbit will escape. Take off that hat! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2743 You can’t object you’re here to answer trick questions. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
2744 Your disappearing act of the plaintiff was quite amazing, however, now the court demands her return. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
2745 The tricky part of sentencing is not magic 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2746 NO tricks this time And please don't turn my wife into a chicken again 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
2747 Just because you can make your mouth disappear, doesn't mean you have the right to plead the 5th. 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2748 No, not in my court room. The rabbit is not admissible. 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
2749 Just answer the trick question . 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2750 You think you can perform illusions, wait until my verdict. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2751 No, you cannot pull alibis out of your hat! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2752 I don't know what you did with the bible, but you're still under oath. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2753 She's no Ginger Rodgers and you're no Fred Astaire. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2754 I've made my ruling clear: There is no such thing as the "Magician's privilege!" 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2755 There is no "we" in my court! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2756 Listen pal only I get to make precedent disappear! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2757 We can't continue until you make the stenographer reappear. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
2758 Just answer the questions. Your tricks won't work here. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2759 Is '...cadabra' spelled with a 'c' or a 'k?' 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2760 No, you do not have permission to make her disappear! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2761 "Either make the Bible reappear and swear on it or you'll be appearing in County jail." 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2762 For the final time, you cannot keep trying to make the prosecutor "disappear" by answering every question with "abracadabra"!! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2763 What happens in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas” is not an acceptable excuse 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2764 And non't think about dancing around that question 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2765 You will not be making a circus out of my courtroom! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2766 No, your honor. I can't just make this case disappear 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2767 Now see here sir, stop tap dancing around the issue and answer the question! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2768 I understand that, but you're still going to have to tell us how you made the body disappear! 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2769 There'll be no pulling rabbits out of your hat in this courtroom. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2770 If you ask to have sex with an animal in my courtroom again I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2771 They met at a Vikings game and it changed their lives. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2772 No, you absolutely may not 'Make the evidence disappear right before our eyes'. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2773 I'll throw the book at you if you try any disappearing tricks! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2774 Did you make the other lawyer disappear? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2775 Just answer the questions, or we’ll make YOU disappear! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2776 You will NOT have magic to do just for me. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2777 One more disappearing witness and I'll hold your wand in contempt! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2778 No, our court reporter is not your your lovely assistant. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2779 I'm a magician" isn't a valid reason for yelling "Abra Cadabra I'm going to reach out and grab ya!" to the moms at the birthday party. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2780 Your objection is overruled. It was not a trick question 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2781 If you don't produce the missing witness immediately, I'll make you disappear for ten to twenty! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2782 No disappearing acts in my courtroom" 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2783 Use a latin legal term that can pass as magical term for the joke. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2784 No, wearing your magician's outfit won't let you make this lawsuit disappear. Take off the hat! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
2785 I don't care if there is a rabbit in your hat! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2786 A rabbit doesn’t prove you’re not the father! 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2787 This lady says that she has proof that she was a dove before you got your wand on her. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2788 What do you mean your rabbit eat the evidence? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2789 For the last time, Mr. Misterioso, this woman is not a member of the studio audience. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2790 For the last time, NO, you can’t wave your magic wand. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2791 You admit to sawing thousands of women in half! 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2792 The old disappearing mouth trick isn't gonna fly in my court, mister. 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
2793 Put another way, where’s the damn rabbit now? 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2794 Not magical realism. Real realism. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2795 Sir, you are going to have to remove your hat and your hare in my courtroom 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2796 Any more misdirection and I'll misdirect the jury. 1.2500 0.05893 64 49 14 1
2797 Did you or did you not saw the victim in half? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2798 You dress 1920s, but I judge 1820s. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2799 Not even magic can change this Presidency!! 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2800 May I remind the plaintiff that while making the state's evidence disappear before our very eyes is an amusing trick, it's also a serious criminal offence. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2801 No, she is not here to take your drink order. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2802 The Opera House is across the street. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2803 I've seen some pretty strange characters on the witness stand in my day, but a ventriloquist without a mouth takes them all. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2804 That's the worst version of "fascinating rhythm" I have ever witnessed. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2805 God damn it Bob. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2806 Buck buck buck buck BUCCCCKKK! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2807 One more 'Night Court' reference and you'll be doing 30 in the clink. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2808 I'll hold you in contempt if the bailiff doesn't reappear immediately. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2809 Tell us! Where's the other half of the body? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2810 One more illusive answer and I'll find you in contempt! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2811 "I get the entertainment. But, where's the Pizza? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2812 It’s a subpoena, sir. Not a ticket for a box seat. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2813 Give me back my wand and cape so we can finish the proceedings. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2814 I'm not going to warn you again...STOP making the exhibits vanish! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2815 For the last time, she's your lawyer, not your assistant. Stop asking her to step inside the box. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2816 No, I don’t want you to make this case disappear. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2817 Well four shots and seven beers ago , I'd say you were drunk. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2818 You better find that rabbit, or else! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2819 Are you being honest, Abe? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2820 I told you no hocus pocus! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2821 One more sleight of hand and I'll hold you AND the rabbit in contempt! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2822 You can ignore the prosecutor but you need to tell me how you do the rabbit thing! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2823 All right I've had enough! Tell us what you've done with that poor rabbit! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2824 No more disappearing acts, Mister! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
2825 For the last time Sir, do not say 'Abracadabra' in my court room again. 1.2456 0.06273 57 44 12 1
2826 I can't magically unhear your GoT ending reveal. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2827 Excuse me Mr. Lincoln, your hat. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2828 If you make the district attorney disappear one more time your bond will be revoked! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2829 What to you mean the money is no more? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2830 Just answer the question....who's your cape and wand supplier! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2831 I've got it — you're a twin! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2832 If you answer ABRACADABRA one more time, I’ll make YOU disappear! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2833 You scoundrel, remove your hat in my courtroom! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2834 Your alibi magically disappeared. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2835 All I know is that you're in contempt of something! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2836 You really expect me to believe she agreed to be cut in half! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2837 Stop removing witnesses ! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2838 No tricks while you’re under oath! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2839 You are making me so mad I am about to pull my hare out! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2840 ...and don't make any more evidence disappear! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2841 Legal thinking has advanced since your day. No more fooling some of the people all of the time, or all the people some of the time. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2842 Hard as you might try, you cannot turn a subpoena into a salami sandwich. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2843 You better produce that rabbit right now. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2844 And none of your legal mumbo jumbo in my courtroom! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2845 Yes, but you sawed the lady in half! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2846 No. No. No. No “Magic Witnesses” in my court. Now put her back in your hat. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2847 ...and if she disappears again, I’ll do the same with you. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2848 Appearing in court is not a special occasion, so remove your hat before you offer sworn testimony. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2849 Being Honest Abe does’t hold water in my court. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2850 The witness is instructed to make the stenographer reappear. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2851 May I remind the witness that his haughtier-than-thou attitude is contemptible 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2852 Your tricks are not going to work this time, Joe! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2853 We don't need your mouth less silence. Answer the question. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2854 You will testify to this court the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth on how to perform the Zarrow Shuffle, so help you God! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2855 The Court demands that you pull out your hare before we continue. 1.2419 0.05483 62 47 15 0
2856 You can't just pretend to disappear the subpoena. You have to answer the question. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2857 For the last time - NO, we do NOT want to pick a card!!! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2858 ''And I've had enough of these tricks!'' 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2859 No magic tricks here sir. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2860 We leave that costume to the attorneys. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2861 I'm afraid you must answer the question: "Do you know where the rabbit is?" 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2862 Yeah, the rabbit has to tell the truth too! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2863 You are being accused of hiding her rabbit! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2864 No more tricks! Where is t 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2865 Hey! Gimme back my watch! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2866 ‘ ‘Riddle me this’ is not responsive” 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2867 No, "Abracadabra" will not make the charges disappear. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2868 Sir, you will pull that gavel out of your hat right now! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2869 You can’t just make witnesses disappear. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2870 missed it by a day, but last week's caption should be: "Join us in a little pizza?" 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2871 Let me remind you again, I can’t afford tickets to Hamilton. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2872 I'm sorry sir, but there is no right to remain secretive. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2873 And when you made the plaintiff disappear, did you consider that she may reappear in a court of law? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2874 You won't fool the court with any hocus-pocus act! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2875 If you interrupt one more time, I’ll make you disappear. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2876 One more Abracadabra and Alakazam you're in contempt. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2877 Calling yourself Honest Abe really won't help your defense against the multiple perjury charges 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2878 And remember, no con jurors allowed. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2879 Produce the rabbit or I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2880 Dude, shes asking you a question. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2881 No tricks in my courtroom, young man. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2882 Can’t you see that there is no room on the penny to add your hat?! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2883 Hey, none of your tricks while on the witness stand! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2884 Wave your wand one more time and I will make you disappear! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2885 Saw another witness in half, and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2886 No you can not pull a rabbit out of your hat. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2887 What other tricks do you have up your sleeve? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2888 Reveal my gavel or I will hold you in contempt! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2889 Would you please stop dancing around and answer the question, Mr. Astaire! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2890 Mr. Copperfield, one of the "lucky 13" did not come back! You have to tell us how the trick is done! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2891 It sure sounds like fraud! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2892 Answer the question: What did you do with the bottom halve of her body? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2893 Your heard the prosecutor. Take off the hat and bring back the stolen rabbit! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2894 I don't care if you have a party to go to. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2895 I said "You're under oath," not "You're a pompous oaf!" 1.2419 0.07517 62 52 5 5
2896 Neither you, nor your hat, is above the law! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2897 No rabbits in the courtroom. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2898 I warned you; none of your tricks in my courtroom! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2899 I’m the only one who can make a motion to suspend here. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2900 Answer the question. Did you or did you not saw her in half? 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2901 I'm sorry, but interviews for Court Magician were last week. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2902 Enough of the deception Sir! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2903 Truth is truth, not some damn illusion. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2904 'Try, try, try to understand' is not an admissible plea. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2905 Enough hocus pocus, mister. Just answer the question. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2906 I don't care if you are the reincarnation of Lincoln. Answer the question! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2907 No trying to pull your answers out of a hat! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2908 Stop making the witnesses disappear and poof yourself back to the jury! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2909 I don't care how much you like opera-you can't testify with an aria! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2910 Disappear like that again and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2911 This court insists you return my underwear immediately! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2912 No more Locus Pocus! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2913 The charge of sartorial malpractice is confirmed! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2914 I knew Abraham Lincoln, and you sir are no Mr. Lincoln! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2915 No! The disappearing elephant cannot be a character witness. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2916 Must I remind you again? Leave out the hocus pocus when you answer the prosecutor’s questions. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2917 So, you’re saying you meant to shoot another version of yourself, but your twin got in the way? 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2918 I will hold you in contempt if you keep dancing around the questions 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2919 I’m afraid that all of the “ now you don’t “ is inadmissible 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2920 Now listen, you need to tell 'er your alibi, or you're going to the pen! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2921 Be advised that "Magic!" is not an acceptable explanation in this court. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2922 He made his mouth disappear! It's just flat and smooth. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2923 How ‘bout you “Abracadabra” Exhibit A back into this courtroom immediately!!! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2924 Reappear your mouth at once! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2925 Now you see it. now you don't? Make up your mind! 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2926 Say "I can saw you in half" again, and you'll spend the night in jail. 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2927 for the last time, we will not put the rabbit on the stand! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2928 'Curb your cunning, presto chango and abracadabra are mumbo-jumbo.' 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2929 You make that exhibit A re-appear pronto, you hear? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2930 I don’t want to hear any of this word tricks no more! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2931 Hocus Pokus is not a recognized legal defense in this jurisdiction 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2932 I know I’m under oath, but I still can’t tell you how the rabbit disappeared. 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2933 Unless you can pull a rabbit out of a hat I am afraid you are done for 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2934 For the last time, you'll still go to jail even if you show me a magic trick! 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2935 If you can just make that glove fit... 1.2419 0.06777 62 50 9 3
2936 Make the evidence reappear or I’ll make you disappear........ for 6-10 years! 1.2419 0.06375 62 49 11 2
2937 If I see that rabbit one more time I’ll find you in contempt. 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2938 This is business, not magic. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2939 No more rabbits, just answer the question! 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2940 Show me your sleeves again! 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2941 Sir, this is serious business. No tricks will tolerated here! 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2942 I am trying to find out how the quantum state of an entangled particle can be altered instantaneously when it is hundreds of miles away! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2943 Stop making the jury disappear! 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2944 No need, sir. The law doesn’t apply to you. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2945 You either make the gavel reappear or I'm holding you in contempt. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2946 Magic is not a crime but performing magic is. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2947 Those expensive clothes are evidence of your guilt! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2948 Is there any way you can just answer the question without revealing your secrets? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2949 Make my gavel reappear, sir...or I’ll make YOU disappear...and I don’t need a “magic wand” to do it. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2950 In my court room, you cannot wave your wand and pull whatever facts you need out of thin air. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2951 Don’t make this into a three-ring circus. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2952 'Abracadabra' my ass. I want my gavel back pronto or you're going to be getting strip searched during booking down in the county lock up on a contempt charge. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2953 Sir. Waving your magic wand isn’t a sufficient response. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2954 Just because you drive a Lincoln you are not a Lincoln. 1.2333 0.07653 60 51 4 5
2955 Okay Mr. Alex Kazam, you're under oath, and now you must tell me exactly how you made vaudeville disappear forever. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2956 Illusions, Michael! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2957 Answer the prosecutor's question, Mr. Marvellous - how did that evidence "just disappear"? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2958 I'd hold you in contempt of court, but you've made my last gavel disappear! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2959 This is a sentencing hearing. I'll disappear you! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2960 The witness WILL pull indictable evidence about Donald J. Trump out of his hat! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2961 Abracadabra, sir, is not a theory of jurisprudence! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2962 Where you’re going, it won’t be a hat you are pulling a rabbit out of 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2963 In this courtroom, only counsel is allowed to pull a rabbit out of a hat. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2964 Now don't you go pulling any rabbits out of your hat. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2965 Now... Put the Jury Back in There Seats! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2966 Do you have anything to say about the jury disappearing? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2967 Yes, making my bunny disappear IS a crime ! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2968 Now tell me this once more, and none of your little tricks this time: where is my wig?! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2969 You could've pleaded the fifth instead of making your mouth disappear. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2970 Simply wishing the prosecutor away, Mr. Marvelous, won't make her disappear. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2971 This is not a circus, Mr. Barnum, it's a Kangaroo court. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2972 For the last time: will the witness stop vanishing the prosecutor?! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2973 This is not a magic show! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2974 Please can we have our bible back. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2975 I don't give a damn about Abracadabra young man....the witness says you cut a lady in half with a saw! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2976 I already know the Gettysburg Address. Now... did you kill the guy or not? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2977 You will make the defendant reappear or I'll hold you in contempt of court. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2978 Listen, you either make the murder weapon reappear or we’ll see how you are at escaping a maximum security jail cell. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2979 Sir, I will not tell you again. It is the rabbit who is on trial and it is the rabbit who will answer the questions ! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2980 You better make the plaintiff reappear! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2981 You can't make this case disappear !! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2982 No, you can't have a flag on your hat like hers. She's a Supreme Court Justice 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2983 Forget the Magician's Code - answer the question! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2984 Sir, for the last time, don't wave your wand at the lawyer and pretend she's not there! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2985 I am instructing you to answer the question regarding your wife's disappearance. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2986 These proceedings will not be cut in half. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2987 “This court will not tolerate your tricks!!” 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2988 Cut the crap or I'll give you four score and twenty. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2989 The rules of evidence do not allow you to invoke white male privilege. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2990 Stop talking about my wife! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2991 I"m sentencing you to ninety days for the misdemeanor plus another thirty for wearing that ridiculous outfit. 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
2992 Leave the illocutionary speech acts to me, buster! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2993 This is a court of law, not a dance studio! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2994 Wearing a stovepipe hat doesn't make you president Lincoln. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2995 You cannot refuse to answer!! What happened to Exhibit #3? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2996 No Sir, I will not allow the prosecutor here to assist you with you disappearing trick. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
2997 Mr. Mandrake, you must swear that you will not turn me into a frog if I find in favor of your adversary! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
2998 I'm warning you for the last time- no more tricks. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2999 Try answering with something besides sim sala bim. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3000 Don't think magic will get you out of this one. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3001 Your top had and tie don't excuse that you lie! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3002 Four score and seven years ago is way too long for a trial! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3003 Let me remind you you're under oath. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3004 Sir please confine your answers to yes or no and not "Yank my doodle it's a dandy." 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3005 Ok, even if you say abracadabra it’s still a lie. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3006 It was George Washington that never told a lie, not Lincoln. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3007 What did you do with the heckler you made disappear from the front row of your performance? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3008 Stop replacing the evidence with rabbits from your hat 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3009 Don’ Put on the Ritz with me, young man! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3010 We’ll have none of that ‘hocus-pocus’ here, young man! 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3011 Since you are not Trump you have to answer truthfully. 1.2333 0.08014 60 52 2 6
3012 You can't cite spousal privilege for a bunny rabbit! 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3013 Look, it’s ok to be putting on the Ritz,... not the court 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3014 Now is the time to make the accused appear again! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3015 I heard, "I-bra-cut-Debra". Is that a confession? 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3016 Do you really expect us to believe little Johnny just disappeared on his own? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3017 You will explain how you made that evidence disappear! 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
3018 And if the witness can my gavel reappear, we can start this trial. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3019 If any of the exhibits are missing, I’m going to throw the book at you. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3020 Your witness is where? 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
3021 I know that a magician never tells but would remind you that you are under oath 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
3022 Pull that trick again and I'll hold you in contempt.l 1.2333 0.07275 60 50 6 4
3023 No, you may not ask for volunteers from the jury! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3024 If you say 'presto!' again, I'll hold you in contempt of court. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3025 Can you try harder? Some of us have to listen to her all day. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3026 Be under no illusions, she is lead counsel not your beautiful assistant... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3027 you better work that magic if you want the jury to prove you innocent 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3028 If you make one more juror disappear, you'll be held in contempt. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3029 I'll have to charge you with obstruction of justice if you don't conjure back my gavel immediately. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3030 Wander on over to jail. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3031 You may think that clothes maketh man, but this court wants the naked, unvarnished truth. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3032 I’ll hold you in contempt if you refuse to make that prosecuting attorney reappear. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3033 You're not going to make the truth disappear in my courtroom. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3034 The magic will be if you aren’t cited for contempt! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3035 In this court, the jury makes the proclamations of who is and is not emancipated. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3036 Give me my gavel back! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3037 Just what IS your take on the 5th Amendment? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3038 Did you see or not see Howard the magician cut the woman in half 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3039 Did you say you 'waved' or 'waived' your Miranda Rights? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3040 If you remove your hat and there's a rabbit in it, I'll fine both of you for Contempt of Court. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3041 Where is New York? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3042 No, you cannot whisper the secret to me and have me swear to uphold the magicians oath. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3043 It's a judicial robe, not a dressing gown. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3044 If that rabbit makes one more appearance, I'm holding you in contempt 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3045 I don't care if you are a song and dance man, just answer yes or no! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3046 Sir, I’m going to strongly insist that you stop referring to it as ‘rabbit’ and if we want to see you pull it out of your hat. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3047 The request to employ your illusionist's skills to make her disappear is denied. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3048 I warn you, this court can compel you to produce that rabbit. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3049 Magic doesn't exist?!? Then explain to me how my wife spends five hours every week with her personal trainer, Javier, but we only get billed for one hour, she's getting into worse shape and her periods now last for three weeks. Explain that to me! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3050 Answer the question, where are the missing rabbits? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3051 Answer truthfully, or I will be forced to slap a small fine on your monopoly's wrist. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3052 Bail denied. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3053 The defendant will refrain from making the prosecution's witnesses disappear! 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3054 *No one cares how great you are, but you're going to wish you were Houdini if you don't reveal THIS secret. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3055 Apparently someone made all of the evidence disappear... 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3056 Counsel need not shuffle her notes to proceed. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3057 Unless my gavel is magically returned within 5 seconds I will hold you in contempt Mr. Houdini 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3058 You can't just wave your wand and consult some pseudo-religious spirits to decide the case's verdict! We have separation of church and state, for Christ's sake! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3059 There will be no more dancing around the question! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3060 Abracadabra is not a constitutional right 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3061 I don’t care that you’re late for your wedding! This is the LAW we’re talking about! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3062 Just answer the question”Houdini” and forget about the rabbit in the hat! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3063 I play the magic tricks in this Courtroom young man! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3064 In light of your likely disappearance before trial, Mr. Shazaam, I am setting considerable bail. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3065 Mr.Hughes! Stop saying “Abracadabra” after everything you say. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3066 Magician's code or not, the witness will confess how he escaped her clutches. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3067 Stop waving your wand. The evidence just disappeared! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3068 I don’t care if the rabbits live there, you have to remove your hat in the courtroom. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3069 I know you think it’s funny, but if you pull flowers out of that thing one more time I’m going to hold you in contempt and order the bailiff to take you straight to jail. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3070 I want that rabbit back before you say another word. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3071 You may believe in magic, but these things do not to disappear. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3072 If the prosecuter doesn't reappear in 2 to 4 seconds, you're disappearing for 3 to 5 years. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3073 There will be no rabbits in my courtroom. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3074 Unfreeze the prosecuting attorney at once or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3075 If you pull that rabbit our again I'll find you in contempt! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3076 While there is no current legal precedent disallowing magicians from practicing tricks, let the record show the State of Alabama disapproves of your so-called 'Seventh-Week Disappearing Acts.' 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3077 I’ve had enough of your tricks. And, as you can see, she hasn’t disappeared. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3078 I told you: NO magic! Make her go away, or I'll hold you, and HER, in Contempt!!!! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3079 Sonny boy, white male privilege is not a defense in this court room. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3080 No, you can’t bloody well object. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3081 You better make Exhibits A and B reappear abracadabra. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3082 You're going to break code and bring my gavel back" 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3083 Your trick is my contempt. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3084 Not another bird! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3085 No, you may NOT summon your assistant. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3086 Either make my gavel reappear, or get held in contempt! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3087 I'm afraid you will now have to reveal your secret, Mr The Great Gregorini! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3088 Answer the question! What did you do with the missing rabbit? 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3089 No rabbits, no rabbits at all, and nothing but no rabbits, is that clear? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3090 The real trick is how all that money better reappear right before I pass your sentence. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3091 This isn't Los Vegas, Houdini, it's a courtroom, now undisappear the District Attorney immediately. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3092 She don't look no sawed in half to me! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3093 The Bible may not be visible to you Mr. Hitchens...." 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3094 No rabbits allowed in my courtroom! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3095 Now don't make me disappear.... 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3096 This is the last straw honest Abe! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3097 Hey buddy, the Monopoly man called, he wants his outfit back! Ha ha no but seriously, I find you guilty of double homicide and sentence you to life. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3098 Sir, you could have simply asserted your Fifth Amendment privilege!" 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3099 We know that you stole Park Lane from your competitor, admit it! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3100 You live in D.C.,so why did you give a Gettysburg address? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3101 How can we trust your testimony? You are dismissed as a witness. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3102 Remove your hat. And this time, no rabbits. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3103 You really can't plead no lips 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3104 Well, make the murder weapon reappear. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3105 Abracadabra, my a... 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3106 Sir, I told you before you are not allowed to make evidence disappear before our eyes! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3107 Take that hat off in my courtroom. And I don’t want to see any rabbits or doves! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3108 I realize we are having this trial to determine if your business is a Monopoly, but the witness will refrain from referring to the plaintiff's counsel as "The Community Chest". 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3109 Keep the rabbits in the hat. The magic in this courts is done by me. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3110 The escape hatch answer is out, sir! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3111 Waving that wand won’t make the evidence disappear 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3112 Reappearance is a reasonable follow on to disappearance. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3113 Remove the hat! Even if the bunny escapes! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3114 We got it... you like beer! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3115 You can't make this disappear. You're not the president. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3116 Mister, we take overdue library books very seriously here in Illinois. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3117 You must testify under the “New Constitution!” 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3118 Sorry, only the real Houdini can get out of the predicamnet you are in! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3119 If you don't return my $20 dollar bill I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3120 You will stop making the questions disappear or you will leave in the kind of shackles you can't wiggle out of. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3121 We've been over and over this. We're talking last week, not four score years ago. Continue but keep it short. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3122 She wants her pen and pearls back, right now! 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3123 And none of that rabbit under your hat crap! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3124 The Bible! We want it back and Now! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3125 Okay, you can make the evidence reappear now... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3126 To make the victim disappear does NOT solve the issue! Materialize her back immediately! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3127 Now Reappear Exhibit A 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3128 Sir, I know this is Vegas but you must reappear the Jury and the Prosecutor; and don't use your hat! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3129 Rabbit or no, a gentleman doffs his tophat for a lady - lawyer or no. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3130 You reintegrate "The Rule of Law" right now, Magic Boy!! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3131 That's my hat, and you are no Lincoln either. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3132 If you don’t wipe that smirk off your face, boy, I will hold you in contempt! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3133 If that lawyer doesn’t reappear in one minute, I’m holding you in contempt! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3134 Are you sure? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3135 Fair Warning, Illusions & Tricks will not work in my Court 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3136 Nobody's impressed that you made the evidence disappear. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3137 Make that attorney reappear! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3138 If you don't make my gavel reappear , I WILL hold you in contempt! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3139 Just because you are a magician sir you cannot make evidence disappear! That rabbit was a witness! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3140 You can’t zap everything away, son. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3141 The jury will ignore Exhibit A turning into a rabbit. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3142 Begin one more answer with 'Prest-o Chang-o' and I'm citing you for contempt of court. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3143 One more “presto-change-o” and I will hold you in contempt. Now, if you will please “ abbracadabbra” the prosecution back... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3144 Just tell us where the disappearing rabbit went and we’ll go easy on you. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3145 The witness will make the gavel reappear or he will be held in contempt! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3146 Give Evelyn back her glasses – and put that wand away – or you won't even believe what I can do, with my gavel. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3147 Now don’t try anything tricky. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3148 Will you take your hat off? Have you been watching the stooges too much? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3149 Don't you dare talk to her like that! Women are people too for fucksake! Racially that wasn't very cool either but since this is a Alabama courthouse I'm gonna let it slide. 1.2321 0.07641 56 47 5 4
3150 You're required to answer the question Mr. Teller 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3151 No Mr. Copperfield, you can't just wave your magic wand and make these sexual assault allegations disappear, you cunt. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3152 I pull the rabbits outada hats around here, buddy! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3153 Where have you suspended that Writ of Habeas Corpus, you monster? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3154 No, I cant make this trail "just disappear..." 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3155 I don't care who you are, remove your hat in my court! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3156 I don't care if its a magician's secret, you need to tell us why your wife has disappeared. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3157 Chainsaws are dangerous! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3158 Where were you the night your assistant disappeared? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3159 The law just doesn't come out of a hat! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3160 If you really were "Honest," you'd have a beard. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3161 Pulling it out of your hat does not exempt you from the law. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3162 Don't give me that magicians oath BS. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3163 She asked "WhoDUNit?" you idiot -- not Houdini . . . . 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3164 Whether your wallet is fat is irrelevant sir. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3165 Don't try any of your tricks in my courtroom! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3166 I guess I'll have to let you go - the Prosecution disappeared! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3167 Cut it out! No sleight of hand tricks either! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3168 Answer the question and skip the overture. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3169 This courtroom doesn't care if it's a trade secret, Mr. Wonder. Answer the question: where does the rabbit come from? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3170 I don't care if you are Merlin the Magician. The hat comes off in this courtroom. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3171 Can't pull a rabbit out of your hat on her line of questioning, can you? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3172 You could have just plead the 5th! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3173 Stop your sing songy threats Count. Just answer the questions. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3174 And don't even think about pulling any of your tricks in this courtroom, buster! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3175 You point that wand at me one more time and say 'You're a big sweetheart', and I'll send you to the slammer. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3176 And don’t turn this one into a bunny 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3177 Can you make that ridiculous hat disappear? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3178 Young man, this is a court of law. Remove your hat and any lop-eared mammals within poste-haste or I’m going to pull out MY hair. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3179 No, Sir, the District Attorney will not "pick a card, any card." 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3180 You have to STOP making the prosecutors disappear!! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3181 Sir, can you please take off your hat? We are trying to speak with the first witness. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3182 The court doesn’t abide by the magicians’ code. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3183 Just give the rabbit back, and you can walk out of here a free man. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3184 Here’s a magic trick for you. 30 days in jail 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3185 If my teeth do not reappear this instant, you will never see another rabbit. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3186 Make your mouth reappear or I'm going to hold you in contempt. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3187 Can you please make Exhibit B reappear? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3188 Pleading the 5th will not get you out of telling me where the rabbit is! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3189 Yes. You’ve established that you went to where fashion sits on the night in question but might we have specifics Mr. Trooper? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3190 Wand you just rabbit up, please? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3191 No! You can't tell her how you did it! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3192 What did you do with my gavel? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3193 OK, what did you do with the Bible? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3194 You Bring That Witness Back! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3195 Again, that’s not magic; that’s obstruction. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3196 No, you may NOT make the DA disappear! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3197 One more outburst from you and I'll make your plea bragain disapper ! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3198 No, you cannot sue to have your face on the February cover. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3199 No, you may not guess which amendment I'm thinking of so you can avoid testifying. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3200 One more rabbit and I'll find you in contempt of court! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3201 No, you can't make the jury vanish. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3202 Last week it was, “I cannot tell a lie. Now this, ‘But, I’m honest Abe” . I’m going to hold you in contempt next “Honest”! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3203 This is a court of law, young man. I will not allow you to wave your wand and dismiss all charges against you! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3204 One more Abracadabra and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3205 You’re playing with obstruction of justice, buddy! I’m the only one who uses Latin in this court, friend! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3206 For the last time, you may not have a saw! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3207 Just answer the question." Susannah Mills, Hiawatha, Iow 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3208 The court rules the defendant guilty of first-degree murder for sawing his assistant in half 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3209 The sketch artist says this looks ridiculous. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3210 No more hocus-pocus. We want only the truth. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3211 Stop referring to her as my gorgeous assistant. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3212 For the last time, sir, the rabbits are evidence not props. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3213 Disappear! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3214 I don't care if a magician can't reveal his secrets. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3215 We don't care how you made the gun disappear, we need you to get it back. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3216 So you think you can wave your wand and cut your sentence in half? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3217 I know your lawyer told you to memorize your lines and perform, but the top hat and cape are a bit much. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3218 Please remove your top hat sir and there better not be a rabbit in it! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3219 For the last time: Rabbits are not allowed in this courtroom! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3220 Magician's code be damned! Where did you hide the rabbit's body? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3221 I don't care if you are the new White House chief of staff, you still have to answer the question. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3222 A clarification, pal. The court has already established that your wife vanished. Now answer the question. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3223 Do you think you can pull a gavel from your hat?; mine's gone missing. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3224 Forget your testimony today. Your very appearance requires that you be formally charged! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3225 I've seen you before. Remove your hat. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3226 Hey, that Bible wasn't cheap! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3227 You can't magically disappear when I object 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3228 Black Tie event or not, take off your hat and get rid of the rabbit! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3229 You're facing contempt if you don't tell me RIGHT NOW what you did with that rabbit!!! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3230 Grow up, Mr. Lincoln, come back when you're old enough to shave! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3231 I have a few writs up my sleeve if you’re not careful! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3232 Stop denying it! We have dozens of witnesses who say you sawed your assistant in half.... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3233 I know magicians never reveal their secrets, but where you were on the date in question isn’t one of them. Answer the question. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3234 Dr. Jekyll, would you please answer the lawyer’s question about the conduct of your friend, Mr. Hyde. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3235 No, you will NOT pass go and you will NOT collect $200! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3236 Did you or did you not promise a rabbit to Ms. Foote? Well, where the hell is it? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3237 Bring back that rabbit or I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3238 What do you mean she just disappeared! You waved that wand at her didn’t you! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3239 You can’t just wave your magic wand and make these go away. You have to answer the questions. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3240 Answer me, Bob! Where are my rabbits! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3241 I've got something up my sleeve---If you don't remove that hat, you will disappear! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3242 The entire audience saw you cut her in half, Mandrake. Now where are they? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3243 You were supposed to remove your hat Mr. Lincoln, not your beard 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3244 Not 'ritz'! I said produce your 'writs'! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3245 I could be your father ,big hat," 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3246 If you don't tell us how you sawed that woman in half, I'm gonna make you disappear. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3247 For the last time, stop ending each statement with “abracadabra” 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3248 You must still pay child support, even if they’ve disappeared. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3249 Your cousin Vinny holds no sway in my courtroom over the dress code. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3250 Don't give me the magician oath excuse 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
3251 If you don't stop your "magic", I will make you disappear! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3252 No, waving your wand won't make the charges disappear! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3253 It's called the 'witness box', that means I have to see how it's done. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3254 The constitution grants you the right to pull no more than one rabbit out of your​ hat 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3255 You really cut that woman in half, didn’t you? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3256 I don't care if you ARE Lincoln the Magician the Bailif asked you politely to take off your hat! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3257 Do not mouth off with me young man! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3258 A woman disappeared and you can’t keep claiming Magician Privilege! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3259 I demand her watch, my gavel, and the bailiff be returned immediately! Secondly, and let me be clear on this, I do not care how many doves, rabbits, or whatever else you have in it, NO ONE wears a hat in my court! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3260 listen, Mr. Magic, no pulling a rabbit out of a hat in this court! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3261 By the count of 10 my gavel better reappear 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3262 you better not have a rabbit in your hat 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3263 De Rigeuer or not, take off the hat! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3264 You can disappear right now if you won't reveal your sources 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3265 No half-truths! 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3266 Listen, pal—this opera hat and cape baloney just ain’t gonna cut it here in the Bronx. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3267 Sir, the ' Hat Trick Defense' is NOT valid in this court. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3268 Harry Whodunit? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3269 Whatever is in that hat is inadmissible.” 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3270 Thinking that your suit is timely is a real stretch. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3271 Correction, sir. All this won't just disappear. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3272 Yes! You're under oath. Now tell the court how you pulled a quarter out of my ear? 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3273 I don’t care what it says about your professional prowess, turn the DA back into a man immediately! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
3274 Enough is enough Mr. McAlister, would you finally stop farting 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
3275 Yes, I do believe in magic in a young girl's heart. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
3276 You are in contempt of. Apparel. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
3277 We need more details than "Voila! she was dead." 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3278 For the last time: Did you see or did you saw the plaintiff? 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3279 Off with your head...that is hat, Mr. Lincoln! 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3280 Listen here, Mr Magnifico. The court orders you to make your mouth reappear and answer the question. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3281 You can't just make your trial disappear! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3282 Better not try any hocus pocus with our habeas corpus. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3283 Remove your hat pull out your hare! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3284 In my court we leave the slight of hand to members of the bar! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3285 You're up to your little tricks again, aren't you? 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3286 I said call the next witness, not the magician, now disappear! 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3287 You may be honest, Abe, but you have to remove your hat in court. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3288 Grow a beard, Abe, and I'll believe you. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3289 Stop tap dancing around and answer the question. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3290 Change her back this second! D'ya hear me? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3291 I’m sick of your tricks! 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3292 If you saw her in half again I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3293 No tricks, no misdirection. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3294 I’m in charge of misdirection around here, thank you very much. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3295 You are going to need to pull more than a rabbit from that to avoid a very long sentence 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3296 No tricks now! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3297 If you don't answer the question, I'm going to you disappear – for 10 to 20. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3298 You can't just wave that magic wand and expect this crime to go away!! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3299 Magically disappearing your mouth to avoid testifying won’t fly in this court, young man! 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3300 I do NOT believe the body just disappeared! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3301 By order of this court I demand you to return the rabbit to this courtroom or you will be held in contempt. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3302 Every single one of the 52 witnesses claims they saw you shuffling around there right before the queen vanished. How do you plead? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3303 If you vanish again, I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3304 Now that we've sworn you in, where in the hell did the rabbit come from? 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3305 Why did you kidnap that bunny? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3306 Sir, this a Court of Law, not Night Court. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3307 Not funny! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3308 Listen Buster, I am the only one in this courtroom who is supposed to wave a magic wand! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3309 A rabbit will not impress me 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3310 We know you have something up your sleeve, so you'll have to let it out NOW. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3311 No Mr. Trump, you cannot fire the prosecutor! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3312 I don't care how you did it -- give me back my gavel! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3313 i just don't trust you without the beard 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3314 Oh, so the opposition's lawyer can make evidence disappear, but I can't? 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3315 The witness will cause Exhibit A to reappear. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3316 Abracadabra shazam is not responsive to the question! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3317 Would you please stop farting. 1.2295 0.07536 61 52 4 5
3318 hey are you holding? 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3319 They are not dust bunnies! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3320 I swear to god, you better have a trick up your sleeve, Ian. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3321 This is your last warning - quit making the evidence against you disappear. 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
3322 Objection sustained. There shall be no more rabbits in my courtroom! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3323 Mr Lincoln, it is up to the jury, not you to decide whether you are in fact "Honest Abe." 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3324 Making your mouth disappear is no excuse for withholding evidence! 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3325 Abracadabra again, Mr. Amazing, and I’ll put a spell on you, for 30 days! 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
3326 One more post-hypnotic suggestion and you're in contempt, Monsieur Miraculo. 1.2281 0.05607 57 44 13 0
3327 We’ll not tolerate your high-hatted posturing here! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
3328 Stop saying first you saw it, then you didn´t! 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3329 Now, I've warned you about this. One more piece of evidence that disappears and I will hold you in contempt! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
3330 After all these damn suppoena's how about disappearing me to the golf course? 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
3331 This is your second and last warning,Mr. Houdini,or I'll hold you in contempt of court. You will stop asking the prosecutor if she would like to have her skin pigmentation lightened. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
3332 Your sleight of hand is about to be slapped down by the long arm of the law! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3333 Put the wand down, you can't edit your transcription. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3334 Are you giving me the high hat? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3335 Sorry, after Trump I should have realized that maybe it’s a creative comb-over. 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
3336 Your rabbit is in contempt, but may enter a plea bargain. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
3337 This is not a magic show. Give me the facts. Nothing but the facts. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3338 While under oath you cannot dance around telling the truth. 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
3339 "You're not going to make these charges disappear just by waving your hands! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3340 Let's get this straight, you do not address me as ' My under Lord ' 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3341 You would have this court believe that your assets simply vanished? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3342 You said you'd make her disappear... 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3343 The rabbit's no excuse--take your hat off in my courtroom. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3344 For the last time - where did you hide the rabbit! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3345 Your Honor, I cannot reveal where your gavel went without violating my Fifth Amendment rights. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3346 Sir, the magician's code is neither 'one of the amendments' nor a cognizable legal defense. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3347 Making your mouth disappear won't excuse you from testifying! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3348 You do realize that even if you do pull a rabbit out of that hat, it isn't going to help your case - right? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3349 No, you may not plead the Fifth on your own secrets 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3350 'You don't have to sing every response.' 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3351 I'm holding you in contempt if you don't stop offering to saw the prosecutor in half. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3352 You are directed toanswer: Yes or no, are you a mannequin? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3353 Why, yes, we are making you the villain in all this! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3354 One more trick out of you and I'm holding you in contempt!! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3355 I don't care if it WAS a phantom vehicle, you were still driving it. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3356 No, you cannot hocus pocus the prosecutor. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3357 Now tell us what happened to the rabbit or I'll make you disappear for a long time. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3358 Either you make the district attorney re-appear or my lovely assistant will secure your wrists in standard, police-issue handcuffs. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3359 Look, we know you'll never show us how you did it, we just want to know why you did it. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3360 It doesn't matter if you make me disappear, I can still hold you in contempt. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3361 You think you can just walk out of here Jekyll? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3362 OK wiseguy, now make the Meuller Report re-appear. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3363 That rabbit in your hat will answer my questions or I'll hold you both in contempt! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3364 No, you can't avoid answering the question by making your mouth disappear. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3365 Again, you cannot claim 'magician's privilege' to justify making that witness disappear! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3366 Return my gavel or face contempt. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3367 Waive that want one more time and I'll make YOU disappear! 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
3368 I’m sorry, sir, but “magic words” is not a literal expression. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3369 I don’t allow bow ties in my courtroom 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3370 How good are you at escaping from jail? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3371 You say your rabbit completely disappeared? May I examine your hat? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3372 One more abracadabra and I’m holding you in contempt 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3373 Just say abracadabra and bring Exhibit 3 back 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3374 I implore you, Sir, no more trick answers! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3375 ...and do not make the jury disappear again ! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3376 We do not allow tails in the courtroom ! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3377 No, you can't plead, "Magician's Code;" unless you reappear him right now you need to answer her questions 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3378 Is the wand going to do that every time she says "CADAVER?" 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3379 No, this Court does not recognize a right to a "therapy costume." 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3380 You WILL refrain from sleight-of-hand during cross examination. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3381 You cannot make these charges just disappear! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3382 Would you please make my gavel reappear? You’ve proven your point. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3383 Is Prestidigitator a word you made up to fool Siri? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3384 I'm warning you for the last time Mr. Penn, stop pulling that rabbit out of your hat! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3385 We need your testimony, but please refrain from calling this a court of "muggles" again! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3386 No, they didn't find the body, but you're guilty anyway! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3387 Stop it now! Return my gavel and the witness! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3388 Stop stalling, Mr. Lincoln, or you're going to miss that play at Ford's Theater that you're dying to attend. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3389 I'm running this circus, Mr. Bailey, not you. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3390 Stop pleading the 5th, it's just a dumb card trick. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3391 Trickery has always been present in the court. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3392 Let me remind the witness that he is under oath. Now answer the question. How did you pull that rabbit out of your hat? 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3393 Could you explain to the court exactly how your witness disappeared? 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3394 Stop saying "abracadabra". The District Attorney won't disappear. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3395 "If you pull any more those tricks, I'll hold you in contempt of court. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3396 Make the evidence reappear or you will be held in contempt! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3397 I don't know what you've got up your sleeve, but you're not going to just waive your magic wand and make these charges dissapear. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3398 I wanna magic trick, NOW, mister, or I'll hold you in contempt!! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3399 Abracadabra is not the answer to every question. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3400 Turn one more juror into a rabbit and I’ll have you locked up. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3401 For the last time, I will not allow you to pull rabbits out of a hat in this court, young man. Just answer the questions ! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3402 No witness protection for you! Just disappear! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3403 You aren't fooling all the people. Maybe you should grow a beard. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3404 Once you sawed her client in half you were supposed to put her back together. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3405 In this courtroom I say ‘Presto’, not you. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3406 The Ace of Hearts was not the card I had. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3407 You have sworn to tell the truth Mr. Copperfield. How did you vanish the Statue of Liberty? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3408 It's time to reveal your secrets. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3409 Sir, Copperfield was an illusionist--you're just a magician. If you dare to equate yourself with him again, I will hold you in contempt of this court. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3410 No, I don't want to see anyone disappear. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3411 No, you can't make the incriminating evidence against you disappear 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3412 No, I don't want to see how you disappear. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3413 You cannot cause this courtroom to disappear! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3414 One more trick like that and I'll find you in contempt. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3415 If any of the witnesses disappear, you know who I'm coming after. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3416 Once again, this court reminds tou that you’ve been enjoined from pulling a rabbit out of your hat! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3417 Stop saying you know the verdict. We've checked juror number three's inside pocket and it is not in there. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3418 Keep that rabbit in your hat. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3419 No tap dancing around the truth 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3420 Well, the prosecutor better reappear right now, or I'm holding you in contempt! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3421 My good sir, Honest Abe, you ain't 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3422 Please let the pigeon out. We need her to testify. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3423 That rabbit was submitted into evidence, but seems to have disappeared. Do you have anything to say on the matter? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3424 Dai Vernon was better than Slydini, case closed! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3425 Overruled! The defendant may NOT saw the prosecutor in half." 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3426 Mrs. Norton has video evidence of a brown-and-white bunny being used in your performance, and yet you are still claiming you did not make Whiskers 'disappear'? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3427 You have to answer ‘yes or no’,not ‘take a guess ‘ “ 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3428 You! Make that mouth reappear on your face so you can answer Council's question. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3429 Answer the question! Where have you been on March 5th 1858? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3430 If you had a beard, I might believe you, but as it is, I think that's a bald-faced lie! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3431 Don't think you can get off the hook by tap-dancing around the prosecutor's questions. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3432 Turn me into Stormy Daniels and you walk free. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3433 What do you mean, they usually survive being sawed in half? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
3434 The words abracadabra and hocus pocus are strictly prohibited. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3435 I'll decide when we split the baby." 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3436 Answer the question: What exactly happened to the rabbit? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3437 Listen to me. There is no choir. Just give your testimony. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3438 I repeat, sir. No rabbits allowed in this courtroom, 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3439 This is not Congress. Don't even think of making yourself disappear. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3440 Marlin the Magician, do you have any tricks up your sleeve to get out of this messy divorce case? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3441 “Flip the lid, kid ..... before I do mine.” 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3442 Well, Mr. Puff, we're all still here, so are you ready to state your real name? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3443 Magic, smagic; lose the goddam lid! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3444 You sir, Mr. Marvin Magician, owe 500 .00 in court costs and I don’t think I see that hidden behind your right ear! 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3445 Your rabbit has tied my shoelaces together! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
3446 I'm not entertained by your divining the question by your answer before Counsel asks any question. 1.2222 0.07782 54 46 4 4
3447 You can't just abracadabra your four counts of murder and one count of arson away 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
3448 Magic may work in Washington, but NY homies don't play. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3449 No rabbits and that’s final. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3450 I don't care how many rabbits will escape. Take off the hat now! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3451 You're going to have to let your lawyer pull the rabbit out of the hat. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3452 I don’t care if you are ‘Honest Abe.’ What you just said sounds like a lie to me. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3453 Now don’t get hoity-toity with me. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
3454 Where's my gavel, you sick twisted fuck!? 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3455 I am ordering you to make your mouth reappear! 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3456 You're not on trial for making your assistant disappear, per se, but for your inability to make her reappear. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3457 No, young Monopoly man, you can't purchase a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3458 Oh my God Richard, you can’t just ask someone why they’re black! 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
3459 You can now use your get out of jail free card. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3460 Wave that again, and you will waive your rights! 1.2143 0.07522 56 48 4 4
3461 From now on you don’t get to choose what you make disappear. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3462 The question will be repeated. If you answer 'Bravo!' again, kindly include some explanation of this response for the court. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3463 You'll change me into a WHAT? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3464 You answer Abracadabra one more time and you will disappear for not less than 5 nor more than 10 years. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3465 You’d better make my gavel reappear OR ELSE! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3466 When all must rise, you will levitate! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3467 You can't make the witness disappear bring her back 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3468 We have rules against disappearing evidence, young man. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3469 For the last time Houdini, take that dam hat off! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3470 You pulled the rabbit out of her what?? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3471 I will not allow you to saw the prosecuting attorney into two pieces. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3472 I will find you in contempt of court, if you make the evidence disappear! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3473 When I say remove your hat, remove your hat. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3474 One more trick like that and I’ll hold you on contempt 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3475 No way you're making those charges disappear. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3476 No matter how hard you try to dance around it, you, sir, are no Fred Astaire. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3477 Wave that thing and chant "jurisdictional" one more time and you're going to lock-up, am I clear? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3478 You better have that bible in your hat. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3479 For your information young man, making a woman's fetus disappear after the first trimester is strictly banned here, in the God-blessed state of Arkansas, and your sentence will be 111 years in prison. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3480 Magic doesn't work here. No one is above the law. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3481 If you pull another animal out of that hat, young man, I'll hold you in contempt of court! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3482 Lose the hat or lose your case! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3483 My card was the two of Hearts, not the ace of Diamonds 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3484 No, sir! The truth, the whole truth, isn't just what you can make us believe. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3485 No, the truth is not the truth Mr. New York. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3486 Now this is a court of law. No tricks. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3487 Get this straight. No tricks, no disappearing, no rabbits. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3488 Prestidigitation is not a legal defense. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3489 I oblige you to make the smoking gun magically reappear Joseph Gasparro, NYC 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3490 Wadda ya' mean, "poof" and my gold watch disappeared! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3491 Cosplay doesn't cut it in court. Sorry. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3492 Pulling the murder weapon out of a hat is not admissible in court! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3493 You can't just wave your wand while chanting "habeas corpus" and expect us to throw out the case. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3494 For the last time! It's "Your Honor" not "Govna"! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3495 Stop saying abracadabra! Answer the question 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3496 I' m going to hold you in contempt if you make the jury disappear. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3497 Abra Cadabra is not an answer! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3498 Stop trying to put words in my mouth! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3499 None of that magical thinking here sir! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3500 I'm not THAT Douglas! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3501 We all know you have a rabbit in that hat so let's have it. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3502 I knew Lincoln and you young man . . . 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3503 Nowhere in the transcript is the word “Shazam!” 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3504 And I say: Abra-Contempt 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3505 No, you cannot make her disappear by answering the question. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3506 I don't want any magic tricks in my courtroom, understand?! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3507 The witness will make the gavel reappear. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3508 You Okay: My gavel overrules your lil magic thingy. Is that conjuring enough for you? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3509 Please leave your bunny out of this." 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3510 I don't care where you were on the night of the 12th. Tell me what you did with my quarter. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3511 Your motion for caviar lunch is denied! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3512 For the last time... yer not a wizard, Harry! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3513 No, "Revealing Secrets" is not covered in the 5th Amendment 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3514 Vanishing your mouth is not a defense! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3515 Refer to her as “My Good Lady” again and I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3516 Sir, you cannot keep make opposing counsel disappear because you don’t like the questions! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3517 Here in Alabama we don't need a magic wand to do away with Roe v. Wade. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3518 Refer to opposing council as "My lovely assailant" one more time and you will be given the opportunity to attempt your " Escape from prison cell " illusion! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3519 This is a courtroom, sir - there's 'no magic to do' here. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3520 The court is not amused by your repeated escape attempts Mr. Houdini. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3521 No.....these charges are not simply going to disappear no matter what you say 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3522 No, you didn't appear here just magically. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3523 Bad news about your exhibits; they banned the smoke and dropped the mirrors. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3524 None of your hocus-pocus today, Sir. Just the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3525 Cut the District Attorney in half one more time and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3526 Guilty! You're going downtown for a long time. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3527 Don’t even think about the disappearing act defense. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3528 No, you can't make the witness disappear 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3529 It's no use, the court demands that the rabbit testifies." 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3530 If your mouth does not re-appear in thirty seconds, I will have to take your testimony from this court-appointed lovely assistant. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3531 Now look here Gatsby... in my courtroom you’re not so “great” after all. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3532 ....... and no more trick answers to the Prosecutor’s trick questions. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3533 Anymore hocus-pocus and I will abracadabra your ass 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3534 What? You're saying you don't know how Exhibit A disappeared? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3535 And stop saying 'honest', Abe 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3536 To where did those witnesses disappear? 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3537 NO, NO, NO, you CANNOT invoke your white privilege as the 5th! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3538 Enough with your 'Presto-changeos. Do an Abra-ca-dabra and return the jury to my courtroom now! 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3539 one more response of abra ca da bra out of you and i will float you right out of here 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
3540 I denied your request for a non-jury trial. I now order you to make the jury reappear. 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
3541 Pulling a rabbit out of your hat is NOT Exhibit A! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3542 Last warning, young man. Stop making the prosecutor vanish! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3543 You swore to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you David 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
3544 You really expect us to believe that you disappeared 300,000 people just to impress your magician friends? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3545 I'll issue the Proclamations young man! 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3546 You may hold that thing you call a wand, but if you raise it over your head in a threatening manner, I'll instruct the bailiff to shoot you. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3547 She said produce the rabbit or I’ll find you in contempt 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3548 Aren't you the same magician I saw in this cartoon section a few months ago? 1.2083 0.07268 48 40 6 2
3549 If you don’t make the jury reappear, I will consider you a hostile witness. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3550 You will answer the question without the oratorio, understand? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3551 Can you pull your memory out of that hat? 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3552 Refusing to reveal your secrets is not protected by Fifth Amendment. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3553 I'm sure the district attorney is grateful to you, Mister "Lincoln," for having abolished slavery, but you can't plead the 13th Amendment to avoid answering her questions. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3554 Please turn the cross-examining attorney back into a white man. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3555 All men are created equal..! Now women on the other hand. .. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
3556 I'll warn you this one more time, 'Amazing Andy.' Your code of ethics may prevent you from telling us how you saw a woman in half or pull a rabbit out of a hat, but it does not prevent you from telling us where you were on the night in question! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3557 It's the whole truth and nothing but the truth without the Hocus Pocus and Abracadabra 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3558 Offering to saw her in half isn't answering the question. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3559 Despite your commendable efforts to sway the court's opinion, sir, I feel that I must deny the application to certify your proposed class action. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3560 Enough dissimulation, Mr. Fotheringham. You will answer Counsel's question as to how you convinced the plaintiff that a top hat and cane was a fair trade for a shady lane. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3561 Save your magic for prison. I'm giving you 10 years to practice your craft. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3562 So, answer the question as to where is the rabbit or you will be in contempt! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3563 No, that is not my card and I sentence you guilty for the disappearance of Jack Rabbit! Now turn the prosecutor back into a white man, I’ve had enough of your tricks. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
3564 “Exhibit A had better reappear before your bar-soap disappears.” 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3565 I’m warning you, Mr. Majestic. No disappearing again during the cross examination, or I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3566 For the last time, I am NOT looking up your sleeve! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3567 OK, wise guy, bring back my gavel! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3568 No, I don't want to see another rabbit, dove, or the 'Hermit" tarot card ! ! ! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3569 We have no time for these games. Where's the Bible? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3570 My father was sawn in half when I was just 10 years old and it's why I'm a judge today. Good luck to you sir. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3571 Rabbit or no rabbit, the hat must come off! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3572 Answer ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ without honeyfuggling. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3573 I don’t care if you make my gavel reappear in my nose, the court will be called to order! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3574 Did you actually SEE the crime before you made it disappear?” 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3575 Answer the question... and no funny stuff. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3576 Will you please take the prosecutor out your hat! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3577 A trick knee will not keep you off the jury. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3578 Once again, young man, I am Potter Stewart, not Harry Potter 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3579 You did it again! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3580 I know it's tempting, but what would you do with half an attorney? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3581 Just answer the questions and stop with all the trickery. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3582 If you didn’t want to speak, you could’ve just pleaded the fifth! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3583 I won't remind you again. No rabbits! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3584 Look, young man, I don't care if your first name is Abe, you still have to swear on the bible. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3585 Take your hat off in the courtroom! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3586 Sorry, but "Magician-Magician's Assistant Privilege" isn't a thing." 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3587 You're supposed to respond 'I do', not 'Abracadabra!' 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3588 Is Honest Bernie your real name? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3589 This is no wonderland! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3590 Now listen, you’re under oath. Just tell us how you did it. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3591 You need to answer the question, whether or not you can make your mouth reappear. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3592 There will be NO disappearing witnesses in my courtroom! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3593 That's not the way we serve subpoenas. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3594 Turn her into a rabbit and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3595 If you don't stop with the trick answers, I'll hocus-pocus your tush to the hoosegow. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3596 Yes, your honor. I did come back to life and I have used the gift of magic to restore women's rights in Alabama. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3597 Are you sure you had an alibi? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3598 Quit the hocus-pocus and answer the question! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3599 The law is clear, who smelled it dealt it! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3600 There's no pulling a rabbit out of a hat in this case! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3601 Okay, now! . . . What did you do with the defendant? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3602 I wish you would disappear" is not a proper answer to the question 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3603 My advice to you: make yourself disappear... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3604 No rabbit's in the court. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3605 You can't dismiss because you made the prosecutor disappear! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3606 Remember, you're under oath, not a trance. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3607 I don't know where the bunny is but there better be NO COLLUSION! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3608 Any command I make as to your disappearance will be carried out by the bailiff. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3609 If I hear "And then, abracadabra, she was just gone" one more time... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3610 Now, did you or did you not cut her in two? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3611 One more "Alakazam", and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3612 It doesn't matter if she's black AND a woman, you will respect her and answer the question! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3613 You can't claim executive privilege. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3614 I demand that you make the Prosecutor reappear! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3615 Let the record reflect the witness has just attempted to disappear. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3616 Character witness" does not mean dressing up like Harry Houdini 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3617 You are not pulling any rabbits out of that hat in my court! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3618 For the fifth time, you cannot pull your first witness out of your hat! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3619 You’re sitting in the wrong spot 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3620 What are you doing just making magic? Your the judge not me! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3621 Remember, you're under oath. Do you have anything up your sleeve? 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3622 'The newyorker cover,is not a surname" 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3623 You can abracadabra all you want, but hats off indoors! OR If you pull a rabbit out of that hat one more time, I'll charge you with perjury! OR If you don't tell me how that rabbit appeared, I'll charge you with perjury! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3624 Before we get started I want to know is Mr Hudeni under that hat or is he up your sleeve? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3625 Hey Houdini, Making the prosecutor vanish is not going to do the same to your case." 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3626 Let's be honest, Abe. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3627 Making us all disappear won't help your case. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3628 There will be no illusions, only the truth in my court room! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3629 You cannot just claim the evidence disappeared! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3630 Sir, aren’t you missing something? Like a beard. Then again, you could be a chimney sweep. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3631 Mr. Amazement please rematerialize the murder weapon, this instant. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3632 Precedents will not be allowed in this courtroom. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3633 You evicted your wife because she couldn't pay rent on your Boardwalk hotel? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3634 We all have dreams Mr Magisto 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3635 I have no choice but to dress you down 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3636 And don't try your disappearing act here! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3637 Mr. President, although it's called a civil case, there is no need for you to consult with your generals. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3638 We won, you lost, we're in America now! I told you, "Stop with the Queen's English!" You're confusing the jury! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3639 Either pay the court or make the Bibles re-appear. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3640 Disappear again, and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3641 I'm going to make YOU disappear! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3642 No, you may not move to your regular box. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3643 For the last time, Amazing Alvin, you can't make all this disappear! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3644 Being late for the theatre is not an excusable option for not testifying. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3645 The wedding bureau is next door. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3646 Bring them back! The rabbits are defecating in the jury box. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3647 She is not Sojourner Truth, and you can't emancipate her with the wave of a wand, Mr. Lincoln. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3648 Listen, any more tap dancing around the issues and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3649 Where the heck did you come from? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3650 Tell me straight; what did you do with the rabbit? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3651 Council has seen rabbits, Mr. Abernathy, please just continue with your testimony. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3652 I'm watching you ! The last guy dressed like that disappeared ! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3653 You'll need a bunch of magic to get out of this mess. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3654 Sir, I'm going to insist you remove the rabbit from your hat! 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3655 Your attempt to make me disappear is out of order, and compels me to upstage you on my turf. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3656 Answer! Are you sitting on a rabbit! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3657 One more scarf out of you and I'll think of a number, any number. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3658 Waving the wand and saying “embezzle-keddezle” doesn’t make the “vanishing hedge fund trick” legal. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3659 Well, her mom wanted her to re-appear. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3660 For the last time,what do you mean my gavel just disappeared?! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3661 Because we saw you walk in, not slither in. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3662 No vanishing before testimony. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3663 I meant one of you can keep the dog! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3664 You must still answer the question. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3665 Answer the question or I will show your my slight of hand! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3666 I demand that you restore the jury back to its original state of awe!” 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
3667 Might I remind the witness that our jury is very grand. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3668 When it’s the rabbit's turn to testify you can do your little trick. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
3669 You have to remove it; it’s the law.” 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3670 Where have you been hiding, Irving? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3671 You don't rule here. Give me back my hat. 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3672 Very funny, very funny. I order you to make the prosecutor reappear! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3673 One more "Presto-changeo" and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3674 How about you make yourself disappear before you get into trouble. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3675 Yes, it’s very cool that you can make an endless ribbon come out of your clenched fist and you can link two discrete rings, but that doesn’t mean you’re above the laws of man. You aren’t allowed to steal a cop’s gun and tell him to suck the end. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3676 Given the charges, it was a little optimistic to dress for the opera. I don’t think you’ll make it. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3677 Sir, if you pull one more piece of evidence out of that hat, I'm going to hold you in contempt of court. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3678 Listen, David Blaine, ‘enduring’ two hours of traffic court will not get you to Vegas. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3679 I agree Sir, clothes make the man. Guilty as charged! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3680 Mr. Mysterioso, you UN-vanish the Chief Prosecutor this very moment or you will be found in contempt! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3681 If you don't tell this court how you do the "saw the lady in half" trick, I'll hold you in contempt 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3682 I hate to stand on ceremony, but how about we make that hat disappear. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3683 You're not permitted to ask my clerk for a date when you're on the witness stand. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3684 Your are no real magician, she is still there demanding my resignation! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3685 That sound of something rattling in your hat, Sir? It had better not be the Court's missing Bible. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3686 No slight of hand here, young man! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3687 I'm the center of attention here, tread gently. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3688 You had a mouth when you took the stand. Answer the question or I'll find you in contempt. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3689 The Court recognizes that you've lodged a formal complaint sir! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3690 Stop pretending that you are invisible, Mr. Hatteberg. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3691 The jury will not engage in magical thinking. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3692 How the two of them found each other while I'm still single... I'll never know. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3693 Dr. I want to know who Mr. Hyde is! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3694 Top hat, OK, but no tales. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3695 Okay, maybe there is no truth but you can fake it. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3696 you are under oath-what do you mean you can't find her-wave that wand and bring her back! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3697 STOP trying to 'magically' disappear! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3698 Please explain how you got to be an expert in trading with China 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3699 Okay Mr. Smarty Pants, make the evidence re-appear. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3700 The Court again directs the defendant to stop trying to make the prosecutor disappear. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3701 Any more tricks, you charlatan, and I'll make YOU disappear! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3702 I caution you to tell the whole truth: is there anything up your sleeve? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3703 If I don’t get to wear a wig, you don’t get to wear that hat. But the cape can stay. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3704 Making your mouth disappear won't be in your best interests when the cut-in-half bunny photos are displayed! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3705 No, we don't want to see the evidence disappear! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3706 Give the Bible back to her. 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
3707 I'm holding you in contempt, Mister, until that prosecutor re-appears! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3708 Southern Judge: "Boy, I said to indicate where's he at, not wear his hat" 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3709 You have to answer the question, where's the bunny? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3710 You'll be pulling a rabbit out of your ass if you don't take that hat off! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3711 The magician’s code is NOT the law. How did the witness disappear? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3712 I can prove I had that hat on lay-a-way in bloomindales 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3713 In my courtroom, you will not make the cross examination disappear. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3714 I said no law tricks! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3715 Not having a mouth is no excuse for pleading the Fifth! 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
3716 Abra-Ca-Dabra is not responsive to the question, Sir. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3717 \\\\ 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3718 Hey, you can't make anyone "disappear", only the mafia is allowed to do that. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3719 No, you may not magically change the question young man! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3720 If you make one more prosecutor disappear, I'll cite you for contempt. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3721 For the last time—No more smoke and mirrors! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
3722 You are supposed to appear next door Mr. Magician 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3723 You want to be credible, get a morning coat! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3724 You was summoned to appear before me; not DISAPPEAR before my eyes! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3725 Enough with this Abra-cadaber nonsense. Just answer the question! 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3726 You are in Contempt! Disappearing from your wife's last divorce hearing will not be tolerated Mr. Escapo." 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
3727 No, you may NOT demonstrate "Taking Off The Ritz" in MY courtroom! 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
3728 Order! Order! She's out of line... quick, turn her into a bunny. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3729 BRING BACK FRAGGLE ROCK 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3730 Your refusal to answer the question on the grounds that, ' she's just a black woman' will not suffice in my courtroom. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3731 Tell the kitchen that we are out of bacon at table 10. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3732 For the four-score and seventh time, counsel in inquiring about your East Village address, not your Gettysburg address. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3733 I highly doubt you're giltless. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3734 The court is not amused by your absurd and farcical claims, Mr. Potter. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
3735 May I suggest you make the evidence re-appear! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3736 Stop revering to the Majic of the Law 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3737 If you threaten one more time to make the prosecutor disappear ... 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3738 Your Fred Astaire impersonation will not protect you in this court of law. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3739 Your Three Card Monte won't work with me! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3740 You remind me of your lovely assistant. You don’t have to legs to stand on. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3741 Now is not the time for your tricks! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3742 No spats!? I hereby find you in contempt: $300 or 30 days! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3743 No you may not cut her in half. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3744 If you make one more piece of evidence disappear, it will be your last abracadabra from the outside of a jail cell. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3745 Listen here Sonny! Don’t try any tricks on me! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3746 The defendant will refrain from attempting to make inconvenient laws disappear. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3747 Did you or did you not make Susan Anderson disappear? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3748 Pleading the Fifth Amendment does not include Puttin’ On The Ritz. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3749 Forget the opera already, she's not be the fat lady, but you're still gonna sing. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3750 I warned you, this is not a game of monopoly! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3751 Where did that rabbit come from! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3752 Now no tip towing around answer the question! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3753 Let's see if that magic wand will keep you out of jail 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3754 May I remind you, we are not going to wait four score and seven years for your answer! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3755 When the Clerk administers the oath, i want to see the hat disappear and BOTH hands up in the air!" 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3756 For the last time, forget about trying to make her disappear! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3757 If I see you dancing your way out of this courtroom, I'll cite you for comtempt. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3758 Speculative Privilege is not a defense. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3759 You’re going to have to reveal your trick this time. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3760 That's not what I meant by under oath! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3761 I don’t care if it was a trick question... take off the outfit 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3762 I'll provide all the magic in this trial. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3763 You’ll have twenty years to contemplate not revealing that trick. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3764 Answer her question! And re-manifest my gavel! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3765 Are you a magician or something because we could use some magic. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3766 You WILL tell this court where the missing rabbit is or I will find you in contempt! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3767 You are not allowed to pull a rabbit out of your hat in court. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3768 Sawing a woman in half is a capital offense. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3769 No sir, it’s not “ I promise never to reveal the secret of any illusion” It’s “I promise to tell the truth...” 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3770 Of course you should feel ashamed about being a Cishet white male! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3771 I don't care what you have up your sleeves, but you don't wear your hat in court! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3772 Young man, I didn't get where I am today... Wait, where am I? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3773 You can't keep it under your hat in this courtroom! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3774 Do NOT take that rabbit out of your hat in the court room. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3775 I don't give a damn if you are a magician. There'll be no stovetop hats in my court room, period! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3776 Before you answer that the court would like to remind you that a magician never reveals his secrets. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3777 I had enough of your cheap tricks. This is the last witness you summon! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3778 I've got a magic wand too, except it's a big hammer! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3779 Making your mouth disappear won't get you out of this! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3780 Make the jury reappear or I’ll find you in contempt 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3781 Full moons aren’t explanations for these tweets! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3782 So a lawyer told you that a contract must contain certain magic words...? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3783 You might be the best expert witness in the financial industry, but that doesn't mean you get to work your magic here. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3784 I said you can run but you can't Hyde 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3785 You will answer the missing person question. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3786 Well, in this case, he will! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3787 Man, you have to stop saying you've got some more tricks up your sleeve. The bailiff will wreck you, and honestly, I'm getting excited to watch it happen. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3788 I don't care what you do on stage sir, I make the magic in this courtroom. Not you. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3789 I don't care if there's nothing up your sleeve or under your hat. Where were you when your wife disappeared. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3790 Again, your answer must be either "True" or "False." Abracadabra won't change counsel's question, nor will Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3791 Spare us the long winded speech. Do you swear to tell truth or not? 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3792 If you say 'emancipation' one more time, Abe, I'm holding you in comtempt! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3793 And don't give me any of tour high hat lip 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3794 If you want to be Goth, take it to the beach on Memorial Day!! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3795 I am warning you...don't even think about making the jury vanish! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3796 OK, very impressive, now make my gavel REappear 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3797 Just saying “abracadabra” won’t make these charges disappear. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3798 Buddy... 5 years!!! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3799 Abracadabra" is not relevant testimony regarding the phenomena you witnessed 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3800 You could've just pleaded the fifth. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3801 There’s no need to be that honest. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3802 May I again remind the witness he is under oath. Now please explain to the court how you made the jury disappear! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3803 You’re under oath! No more bogus pocus! 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
3804 No more rabbits Mister Blackstone. Please, no more rabbits. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3805 Please remove the whip from that cane. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3806 Kindly return My smoke and My mirrors. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3807 Don’t try that honest Abe trick on this court. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3808 If you make her disappear, I'll do the same to you. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3809 Since when was magic in the contusion? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3810 No, the Gettysburg Address is not relevant. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3811 Don't even think about pulling a "not guilty" verdict out of your hat. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
3812 Try any more of that "hocus pocus" on the jury and I'll be charging you with contempt of court. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
3813 Don't give me any of the high hat crap 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
3814 Red herrings, perhaps. But I won't tolerate white rabbits 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
3815 I said it was a show trial,not a period piece ! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
3816 Honestly, where’s the rabbit?! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
3817 I'm afraid your magic tricks will not eclipse your account tricks 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3818 One more rabbit out of that hat and I’ll cite you for contempt! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3819 This is a murder case, not a missing rabbit. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3820 Offer to cut the prosecutor in half again, sir, and I'll hold you in contempt! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3821 You can't answer abracadabra to every question and wile I'm at it no hocus-pocus. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3822 Tell us how the rabbit got in there or we will hold you in contempt. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3823 If you don't answer the prosecutors question about what you did with the rabbit, I will be forced to hold you in contempt of court. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3824 I say the murder weapon's under the middle cone! 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
3825 Sorry but you have to tell your secrets here. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3826 Well, you could plead the 5th IF the Constitution hadn't already disappeared. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3827 The court gives you exactly three seconds to make the bible reappear. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3828 she says you made his client disappear 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3829 For the last time, where are the handcuffs?! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3830 Puttin on the Ritz is not an acceptable defense. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3831 Looks like you're in quite a tight spot, hope you have a few tricks up you're sleeve 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3832 Cut this disappearing act nonsense, where were you on the night of the murder???!!! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3833 Did you or did you not intend to saw that woman in half !? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3834 May I remind you... President Trump is not your Puppet Master. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
3835 Now make the stenographer reappear or I’ll saw YOU in half. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3836 If you try to pull any sudden disappearing act this court will find you in utter contempt. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3837 You can't make it all just disappear! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3838 O K, now what's the punch line? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3839 No. You cannot make the question disappear. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3840 I am wearing a wig, now answer the question! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3841 So... you have no knowledge of the missing hare evidence. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3842 Sir, you’re on trial for embezzlement. Stop offering to make things disappear, or you’ll be held in contempt. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3843 No, "The body just disappeared" does not sufficiently answer the question. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3844 Answer the question. Can you pull a rabbit out of the hat?? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3845 You WILL bring back the jury, sir! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3846 Answer her question! How did the rabbit get in the hat?! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3847 Produce that damn rabbit or I'll hold you in contempt. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3848 No more abracadabra misdirection! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3849 Pull the rabbit now! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3850 You'll have to submit written answers since it appears that the cat got not only your tongue, but your mouth, as well. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3851 And if the hat doesn’t come off in three seconds, YOU will disappear for three months! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3852 It's gonna take more than a rabbit out of that hat to walk away from this one. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3853 So you are telling me that you that you fell through the floor boards during your performance because you were going through a stage 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3854 Where’s the rabbit? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3855 Say you're pulling a rabbit out of your hat once more, and you're in contempt of court. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3856 There will be no trickery in my courtroom! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3857 You’re guilty and don’t try to disappear! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3858 One more 'abracadabra' and you'll be in contempt of court. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3859 As an expert in the field of sawing people in half, I can tell you this man did not have the proper education. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3860 It is still an abortion. 25 years jail time. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3861 I don't care if you have the penthouse next to Donald Trump, you WILL remove your hat in my courtroom! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3862 Listen wise guy, you were supposed to swear on the Bible, not make it disappear! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3863 State your full name,"Honest Abe" doesn't cut it here 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3864 You don't need to say "abracadabra" before every answer. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3865 No, you cannot make the charges disappear, so don't even try. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3866 I have no teeth? Yeah, and you, wise guy, have no mouth! Paul Bergman bergman.law@gmail.com 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3867 How much to make me disappear to the golf course? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3868 Look, we can discuss your fees for my granddaughter's birthday party later. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3869 I've had enough of your tricks! Just where have you put the plaintiff? 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3870 You can not ‘Presto Chango’ your testimony, sorry. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3871 Abracadabra no subpoena, won't answer the question 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3872 Agree to take them back to your era? Alabama is first. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3873 Now, bring my antediluvian intolerances back this instant! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3874 I don't care if you forgot your wig. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3875 You are under oath, now, did you or did you not make the elephant disappear?” 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3876 Rabbits shall not be harmed during the production of your testimony 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3877 Well, Eric, in here we don’t care what “Daddy Donald” lets you do. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3878 I’ll hold you in contempt if you don’t stop asking the prosecutor to pick a card! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3879 Okay, smart guy. Make the evidence against you reappear right now. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3880 You said you were gonna say nothing but the truth. Now please sir, how did a pigeon get in you're hat? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3881 Pull my finger! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3882 No Hocus Pocus! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3883 Your repeated use of "FindusMe Innocentius!" is not the compelling argument you believe it to be. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3884 What do you know about the disappearance of the victim sir? Evidence provided by the prosecution suggests that he was your 'volunteer' of sorts. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3885 Houdini, who done it? I have had it. Stop with the abracadabra stuff 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3886 Just a reminder...everything you've ever thought about women, including that silly hat, can be used against you. 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
3887 No, you can’t have your attorney wear a spangly leotard in my court! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3888 I assure you, sir, a Petit jury while not Grand, is worthy of your testimony. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3889 I suggest you say “presto” and make her reappear! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3890 No, you may not saw the counsel in half. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3891 I'll give you a final warning. If you do not stop answering every question with 'It was all an illusion,' you will be held in contempt. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3892 ...and nothing but the couth? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3893 I don't care if there is a rabbit under the hat, your not wearing it in my courtroom. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3894 We can't HANDLE the truth! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3895 You answer “Abbra Cadabra” one more time, and I’ll make you disappear. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3896 I don't care if your tax returns are in your hat. You still have to take it off. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3897 I love your bow tie but please remove your hat and give one the court officers your cane.” 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3898 Listen,stop your misdirection and answer the question. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3899 Don't try to High Hat this court Mister! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3900 How've are you going yo pull your Back child support out of your hat? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3901 A simple yes or no is sufficient,without the snooty, upper-class, sarcasm. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3902 Majic won’t help you here 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3903 Please, please, just make me disappear! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3904 This trial is not about rabbits! 1.1778 0.07970 45 40 2 3
3905 No sir, she is counsel. You’ll have to arrange to have your cape dry cleaned on your own. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3906 I don't care if you do have a rabbit in the ha 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3907 Don’t give me another song and dance routine. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3908 Bring back Mr. Jones right now or I will hold you in contempt. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3909 Remember, tricks don't count as evidence - no matter how many bunnies hop out of your hat! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3910 You can't plead the Fifth! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3911 Enough! Tell the rabbit that if he does not show up I will hold him in contempt. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3912 Don't worry. The rabbit will get his own prison hutch! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3913 Your Lincoln get-up does not necessarily make you Honest Abe! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3914 If you don't immediately make the charges reappear, I'm going to hold you in contempt of court. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3915 I can't give you anything but Life, baby! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3916 First of all, you can't do black magic at some child's party. Second of all, you can't refer to the child's mother as black magic. Third of all, take your hat off when you appear before a judge. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3917 I will hold you in contempt if you don’t turn the jury back from rabbits to people again. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3918 I trust you know how to make the jury reappear, too. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3919 I want my gavel, and I want it now! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3920 Abbra cadabra does not work in my court room Susan Elwood Monterey California 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3921 One more rabbit and you sir are in contempt of this court. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3922 I know she's been lovely assisting you but you can't keep calling her that! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3923 Mr. President, you are no Abe Lincoln 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3924 You better make the DA reappear right now! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3925 Try deceiving this court again and you’ll discover how fast we can pull a wise guy right out of our witness box! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3926 You make my gavel reappear immediately! 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3927 I don't care who you think you are, take off your hat in my court room!" Charles Joffe-Halpern Williamstown, ma 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3928 Well, then make my gavel reappear then! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3929 No spoilers! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3930 If you make one more indictment disappear I’ll hold you in contempt of court 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3931 This is your last warning, Mr. Marvelous. Conjuring evidence is not allowed! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3932 I'm the Judge and you're not! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3933 We've all seen the tape, buddy—you're not fooling anyone with this 'But I meant illusion!' trick. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3934 All right then--answer the question *please*. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3935 No, you can't just make the charges disappear 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3936 Sir,your next trick best be to make the evidence reappear,or you won't like my next trick! 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3937 If you say abracadabra one more time I am going 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3938 Actually in this state you can't compel a rabbit in your hat to be bound by civil arbitration. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3939 Keep in mind, courtroom theatrics play out with Judge Judy, but no magic show here. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3940 You're in contempt if you don't make my gavel reappear NOW! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
3941 So you want the court to believe that you never had that smirk on your face after all? 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
3942 It's not necessary to begin every answer with abra cadabra. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
3943 If you made the defendant disappear, I'm sure you can remember how to bring them back. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
3944 No, you can’t ask for a volunteer. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3945 No, you may not prest-o-change-o your previous testimony. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3946 She asked a simple question: "Did counsel advise wearing that hat"? Yes or No! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3947 Stop quoting LINCOLN ! 1.1739 0.05650 46 38 8 0
3948 ' And as if by magic...' is undermining the validity of your evidence Mr Stupendo. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
3949 Dracarys 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
3950 Hand over your accoutrements and rabbit--there'll be no prestidigitation in this courtroom. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
3951 Stop tap dancing around the question 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3952 She is not interested in going to the ball with you! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3953 If you pull another rabbit out of that hat I'll find you in contempt of court! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3954 You will be held in Contempt. And in handcuffs. And suspended upside down in a tank of water. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3955 Don’t test me, Mr Smyth. I will hold you unkempt in court. 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
3956 So, where’s the appearance of reasonable doubt?! 1.1702 0.05541 47 39 8 0
3957 Aba Daba Du is not an accepted response. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3958 Wowee! Is that the new Slimline SmartGavel 3.0X-gen4?!! 1.1633 0.07346 49 44 2 3
3959 this court will not tolerate your song and dance! 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3960 Do you know what happens to you when you’re here to testify? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
3961 Can I borrow your hat? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3962 Rabbits have rights! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3963 I'm instructing you to answer the question right after you abracadabra your mouth back. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3964 Making your mouth disappear will not get you out of testifying!! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3965 For the last time, Mr Clark. This is not a part of your magic act. You cannot turn the evidence into doves again. Now, could you please bring them back? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3966 If you pull another alibi out of that hat, I will hold you in contempt. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3967 As if attempted murder with a saw in front of hundreds of eyewitnesses isn't bad enough, now you "disappear" my gavel? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3968 Stop it! Don’t you dare try that ‘Abracadabra’ stuff on me. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3969 Do not pass go. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3970 I admonish you. There will be no rabbits in my courtroom. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3971 A magician is not "Hollywood Elite". 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3972 bring your mouth back and answer the question 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3973 This court can't admit a witness that's been sawed in half! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3974 Honest, Abe. the hat has to go! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3975 Let the rabbit speak for herself! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3976 Hey fella, this ain’t the Ritz. Take it off. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3977 This is not an opera and I resent the stick in the witness stand, and remove that silly hat, Bailiff! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3978 'I don't know, she just disappeared' is not a defense. You need to explain *how* she disappeared. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3979 ‘Abracadabra!' is NOT an appropriate response! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3980 Rest assured, a trick up your sleeve does not please the court. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3981 Off with the hat and cape. Put the sand down or the court will make you disappear. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3982 I'm the dandy in this court, not you! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3983 I believe this three of spades with the contempt citation on it is yours. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3984 The court demands the witness make the district attorney reappear this instant. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3985 Don’t you shazam me! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
3986 Abracadabra is not valid here !!! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3987 For the last time, the witness will not literally pull a rabbit out of his hat in this courtroom! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3988 If flowers come out of that wand one more time its sexual harassment. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
3989 The defendant is hereby ordered to make the rabbit appear again! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3990 Easy on the tricks, young man. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3991 No! You can't just say "abrecadabra" if you want to take the Fifth! (Sam Pratt) 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3992 Why didn't you buy a gavel? You know what happened last time... 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3993 You can't make a speeding ticket disappear; magician or no magician! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3994 Sir, you will restrain from distracting patter and answer counsel's question regarding current location of the rabbit in question. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3995 Please remove your hat and hold your rabbit. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3996 I don't care about the rabbit in your hat. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3997 Take this hat off! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3998 Just wave your wand and you can make it all disappear. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
3999 The rabbit stays in the hat! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4000 In this courtroom, I'll decide who 'must pay the rent' ! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4001 Can't you just walk over here like the rest of us? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4002 Listen to me, you cannot invoke the invisibility cloak. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4003 That red bow tie looks ridiculous 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4004 Abracadabra my ass!” Jacqueline Moran, Canada 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4005 I don't care where you pull it out of, produce the rabbit! 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4006 Turn the prosecutor back into a man, Mysto!! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4007 Can you make that stupid, utterly irrelevant question vanish into thin air? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4008 Damn it, you're still my son and that puny wand won't make me disappear. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4009 Get your magic tricks right, or you're going to jail! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4010 OK, funny man, make my gavel REAPPEAR! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4011 Is it true you've tried to charm the witness by pulling a handkerchief out of your pocket? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4012 Any more of your tricks and I will hold you in contempt! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4013 He's not contesting the restraining order." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4014 Return our bible or I will hold you in contgempt 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4015 Will the defendant now disappear himself 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4016 There are 3 things I despise, top hats, capes, and magic tricks! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4017 All your 'hocus-pocus' will not make ANY charges disappear from MY courtroom! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4018 You may not do a song and dance here! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4019 O.K. Smart ass 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4020 Turning yourself in to the police might help your case, but it doesn't make you a magician. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4021 This is the last time I tell you. You have to answer the question without a volunteer from the audience. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4022 You can't just pretend you don't understand what work means. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4023 No, it would not please the court to make this all disappear! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4024 You may retract that last statement, but you may not make it disappear. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4025 That rabbit didn't deserve to be pulled out of the hat! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4026 Please explain to the jury what happens when you get angry. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4027 Just tell us how you did that last trick! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4028 No, you can't just make another person's constitutional right disappear! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4029 Magic in the court! Magic in the court! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4030 Don't blow smoke up my ass. This won't be your greatest escape yet! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4031 She wants her rabbit back. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4032 No, even magicians are not above the law. Answer the question or we'll make naked statues and baby balloons of you. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4033 Your sworn testimony will not disappear 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4034 So you say, Nevil, YOU're the chosen one? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4035 For the last time, sir, answer the question without referencing what might be under your hat! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4036 Make the gavel reappear or you will be facing contempt. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4037 I said you are not Abraham Lincoln! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4038 I see through your little act. Stop evading the question. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
4039 Be Courteous. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4040 "Hammer? Hammer? Hammer?" 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4041 I get it, but can you now make Attorney Guliani reappear? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4042 THIS IS NOT THE THEATER OF THE ABSURD! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4043 I'm warning you, no magic tricks! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4044 We are in the year 2019. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4045 Reappear that damn rabbit! It's state's evidence. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4046 Sir, you will answer the question and stop trying to 'abracadabra' yourself out of this! 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4047 If you make any more evidence disappear I'll hold you in contempt! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4048 Don't think you can high hat me young man! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4049 I hold you in contempt of court for not turning over the secrets to your tricks. 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4050 You're magic bullet defense is inadmissible . 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4051 One more fiery outburst from you and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4052 How about you start pulling some truth out of that hat? 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4053 Mr. Smith, there must be order in the court! Where is my gavel? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4054 Make those rabbits on the juror's laps disappear, and answer the question! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4055 She said,"Wave that wand again and make your mouth reappear." 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4056 STOP WAVING THAT THING AT THE JURY OR YOUR GOING TO DISAPPEAR !!!! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4057 You admit the charge of deception, but saying you can't reveal how you did it is not helping your cause! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4058 Where is justice? Where is my gavel? 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4059 Make your mouth reappear or I'll hold you in contempt of court! 1.1628 0.06597 43 37 5 1
4060 If you wave that wand at me one more time I'm waiving your right to appeal at you. 1.1628 0.07389 43 38 3 2
4061 I'm going to make a habeas corpus out of you if you don't take that hat off! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4062 Your f...ing magic does not work in this Court! ....and take of you f...ing hat! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4063 Don’t give us that ‘Abra-Cadabra’ stuff-tell is how you REALLY made that woman disappear!! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4064 Just answer the question and stop trying to impress us with your career background. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4065 I said get up and retrieve the bunnies! 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4066 You can’t say ‘Kazaam!’ and expect your wife’s lawyer to vanish. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
4067 You can not make every women you meet do tricks. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4068 Make my gavel reappear or I'll subpoena Bunny Wunny. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4069 You keep that rabbit right where I’m thinking. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
4070 Sir, you can’t keep referring to the prosecution as your ‘assistant.’ 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4071 Why don't you leave, use your wand, and magically become a politician? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
4072 Let me caution you. If you do NOT pull the rodent from your hat, as the Prosecution Attorney is requesting, you will be held in contempt of court. 1.1556 0.05464 45 38 7 0
4073 This is the last time I'm asking you to make Exhibits A, B and F reappear. 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4074 I call you to confess. Where do you hide the white rabbit, you abducted from the Zoo? 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
4075 The evidence has disappeared and I am holding you responsible! 1.1522 0.05354 46 39 7 0
4076 Sorry but we do not have a satanic bible 1.1522 0.06928 46 41 3 2
4077 Alright, kid, now what’d you go and do with my bible!? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4078 No, the prosecuting attorney will not sing 'one of those jazzy tunes' for you. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4079 I don't care if your late for the Opening! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4080 Honest, Abe? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4081 There better not be a rabbit in there! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4082 Have you got a rabbit under that hat? I missed lunch today." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4083 Ggg 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4084 Abra Cadabra,Witness Fitness,you have no mouth, to swallow a Clitness!! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4085 make my gavel re appear or you are in big trouble 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4086 Honest Abe? Really? I don’t think anyone will buy it. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4087 This is no time for tom-foolery. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4088 Hocus-Pocus is ninety days disarmed! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4089 Is this all 'Fun & Games' to you? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4090 Last warning, leave the evidence alone! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4091 Abra-Ka-you’re going to jail! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4092 I’m NOT your judge and I demand you “abracadabra” me back to my Supreme Court Seat! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4093 Exhibit 1 better reappear or I hold you in contempt! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4094 Clearly, the rabbit does feel that there was fraud! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4095 ...and don’t try any Jedi mind tricks 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4096 And if I see a single dove in this courtroom, I'll have you cited. Geoff.Rytell. Toronto grytell@gmail.com 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4097 Abra Calabria is not an appropriate response. I can make you disappear if you don’t answer counsel’s questions 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4098 You pull that bunny-out-of-hat, disappearing crap again and I will hold you in contempt of court, Mr. Valentino the Incompetent! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4099 No, we are not going to let you use Tarot cards for your answers. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4100 I'm telling you bring the Bible back or you will be in contempt of court. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4101 I order you to remove your hat in my courtroom!!!! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4102 No, this does NOT fall under the Official State Secrets Act!!” 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4103 These assault charges are very serious! I suggest you omit this 'Steven Miller' fellow from your defense. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4104 You just try disappearing and your ass is mine! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4105 Yes, you have to be sworn in. Just because you have a trust fund doesn't mean we trust you! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4106 Black lives matter too smart guy 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4107 Guilty as charged! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4108 No, you can't aim your magic wand at jury ! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4109 I don't want to warn you again about making witnesses disappear! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4110 Don't even think you can make the evidence disappeared. I backed them up on Carbonite. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4111 Sir, love the outfit, but a rabbit, a dove, and specifically that wand ain’t gonna help you now. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4112 Stop trying to take out your witness from your hat! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4113 One more presto-change-o and bibbetty-bobbetty-boo...you're in contempt! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4114 You are under oath, young man. What exactly does abracadabra mean? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4115 May I borrow your opera glasses? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4116 Contrary to what you think, you can't just make the evidence disappear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4117 No, sir, that is _not_ a gavel, and I don't care how many rabbits you have under your hat or how much smoke you can make, but you will please refrain from calling 'order' with that damn wand. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4118 The Prosecutor is asking what did you do wth the body? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4119 You just said, under oath, that you sawed a lady in half!!! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4120 No, you may not make her go away! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4121 You will produce that rabbit or I will hold you in contempt 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4122 Answer the question or that rabbit wouldn’t be the only thing disappearing from this courtroom today!” 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4123 Yes, we are all aware you’re honest, Abe. Nevertheless, kindly place your right hand on the Bible... 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4124 I'm warning you Mandrake, no more disappearing evidence. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4125 The next time you disappear I'll hold you in contempt of court! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4126 Wow! That was some great up close magic Micheal! To bad you can’t make those rape allegations disappear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4127 Objection overruled, but the defendant’s breeding behavior is not on trial here, Mister Presto. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4128 I said, 'put the jury back, now!' 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4129 Conduct yourself appropriately! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4130 You're not pulling criminal justice reform out of a hat 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4131 Don't play tricks in my courtroom. She asked you a simple question. Did you saw Ms. Morgana in half or not. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4132 Sometimes it takes a few decades to get to trial. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4133 I proclaim who is emancipated! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4134 Remember that whatever you say, you will have to look in the mirror afterward. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4135 one more rabbit from that hat and it's contempt of court for you. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4136 I don't care if you're a novice--you better make the body reappear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4137 She said paying off the judge with a magic act is illegal, is that true?! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4138 I like to see you pull a rabbit out of your hat this time. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4139 My court, my oath! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4140 The Disappearing Act" was magic for an hour 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4141 Part of swearing to tell the whole truth means letting me know how you did that last trick 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4142 Saying “abracadabra” isn’t going to make the question go away. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4143 Produce the Bible or you will disappear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4144 Now return my gavel or it will be 20 years to life! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4145 You will stop addressing the senator as ‘secretary’ 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4146 If you make the complaining witness disappear again, I will hold you in contempt 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4147 It doesn’t matter who you think you are. You still have to be sworn in. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4148 If this is how you'll take the Fifth, I'll ask the rabbit to take the stand. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4149 You are misinformed, sir: there is no statute of limitations on making your spouse "disappear." 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4150 You can't Houdini your way out of this one! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4151 Of course you didn't chop down the cherry tree. There was no cherry tree. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4152 I don't care if you are a Houdini. We're looking for who done it. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4153 Don't you abracadabra me! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4154 Make the DA reappear right now! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4155 I don’t care about the “Magician’s Code”! Where’s my mallet? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4156 'ABRA -- YOU'RE A HAM! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4157 Who do you think you are wearing that hat in my courtroom ?? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4158 No, you cannot magically make her disappear." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4159 One tactic that I will not tolerate in my courtroom is debonair. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4160 C’mon, no one tells the truth up here. We all know that. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4161 You've got more work to do before the play, Mr. Lincoln. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4162 You made your mouth disappear! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4163 Here's a little trick I learned as a judge. You are sentenced to years of military school, away from your mother, and myself! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4164 The witness shall refrain from any rabbit references." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4165 And just where is that rabbit now? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4166 We don't condone black magic. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4167 Listen Houdini, there'll be no 'pulling rabbits outta hats' in my court. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4168 You’re no John Wilkes Booth buster, so go change your clothes, lose the hat, and the prosecutor will then introduce the jury to the drunken lout who peed on McSorley's sidewalk! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4169 Put back your mouth! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4170 This court will not accept any legal tricks 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4171 She didn't ask if your grandfather was on the cover, but whether you've ever won the caption contest! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4172 Sorry without the beard you're out of order 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4173 This an informal inquiry. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4174 No. We don't have time to watch The Prestige. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4175 No Bullwinkle voice to testify in court! This ridiculous costume is pushing my limits! Your magic tricks are not entertaining! You may not violate the gravity of this court unless you are a scientist or a physicist or a mathematician or Bob Odenkirk! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4176 You just can't make the evidence disappear! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4177 Let me remind you young man, this is a NY State Court, NOT the House of Lords!" 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4178 Put that bunny right where it belongs. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4179 Help me understand how you made the evidence disappear 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4180 I know you're a magician but you're you're here to tell the truth. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4181 Magic will not make the evidence disappear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4182 My courtroom is not run on magic! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4183 Answer the question, Mr. Mandrake! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4184 For the last time, taking a fifth of Jack Daniel's does NOT excuse you from answering the attorney's questions! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4185 For the last time, we don't have band! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4186 Don't you know today is casual Friday? You are in contempt of court! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4187 What do you mean, I'll be sorry if you remove your hat. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4188 Show us a rabbit or I'll find you guilty of false pretenses." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4189 No, habeas corpus is not the "magic" word. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4190 Even so, you have to reveal your secrets. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4191 Under cross examination, you are not entitled to hold your tongue in cheek. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4192 Don't give me any of that hocus pocus crap. You're not under the big top. You're under oath! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4193 Don't you dare disappear, Ruth's still on me about your bunny 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4194 If you don't stop saying 'and, now for my next trick'', I'm going to hold you and your fluffy white rabbit in contempt of court! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4195 Answer the question witness. What did you do with the rabbit? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4196 I don't care how many rabbits you have in there! You'll have to remove your hat in my courtroom like everyone else. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4197 Enough with the tricks or I will MAGIstrate you! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4198 If you cannot make her body reappear, you will be charged with first-degree murder. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4199 One more rabbit out of that hat and I will hold you in contempt of court! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4200 Tell the court how that rabbit in the hat thingy works or I'm holding you in contempt! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4201 And none of that abra-cadabra crap in MY court, Mr. Houdini! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4202 No rabbits, no flowers and you darn well better not disappear! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4203 Keeping your hat on in my courtroom is one thing. But playing with your wand... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4204 If you say "Honest, Abe" one more time I'm going to hold you in contempt! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4205 You are mistaken Mr. Washington, this is in-fact a New York State Courtroom. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4206 The perfect trick for hiding a body 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4207 Now listen here, I do not want any magic tomfollery in this court. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4208 Again, Garry the Great, the DA is not here to disappear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4209 If any more evidence disappears I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4210 You know, you're not Abe Lincoln. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4211 In this courtroom, sir, regardless of current trends, the truth cannot be made to disappear ! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4212 Hey, what happened to my wig? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4213 This is the last time, stop threatening to vaporize me with that stupid stick. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4214 One more time, and the rabbit is in contempt! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4215 What evidence do you have, witness? Can you somehow produce this "Three of Diamonds"? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4216 Sir, no matter how many times you say “Abracadabra” the truth will not just appear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4217 I will find the defendant in contempt if he doesn’t stop threatening to make the jury disappear!” 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4218 Sir, don't talk through your hat!" 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4219 The show goes on only when I say so. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4220 Tell the jury how you made the defendant disappear or I will hold you in contempt! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4221 The defendant is ordered to testify before he disappears! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4222 I thought the defendant would be holding a knife not a wand. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4223 Pleading the Fifth does not involve making your mouth disappear! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4224 No, you can’t have more time to reveal the smoke-and-mirrors prosecution. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4225 Now make her reappear. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4226 Answer the question! There’s no prestidigitator‘s privilege. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4227 Mr. Cadabra, just answer the question. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4228 Sir, I must warn you that your statement that you made the evidence disappear does not sit well with this court. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4229 Three of your assistants are missing Mr. Brown. Blaming your wand is not a defence. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4230 No animals in the court room! Do you understand? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4231 And you are not going to use your magic in the court to slice the waist off my clerk. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4232 Put your wand down! This is not a boys club it's a courtroom, and women are allowed to be here. Now, Shazam! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4233 There will be no trick answers in my courtroom. Got it? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4234 Now you see me 2 was terrible 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4235 You must stop obstructing the pigeon probe 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4236 Let me remind you you're on trial for murder. We don't 'speed things along' so you can get to the opera. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4237 Try to make me disappear again and I'll hold you in contempt. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4238 Lock him up and throw away his wand! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
4239 Don’t do any disappearing acts now. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4240 One more document disappears....you're in contempt! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
4241 She's a DA not some volunteer you can just saw in half 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4242 And making those corporate records "just disappear'' just got you 30 days for contempt! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4243 Wearing a Top Hat does not make you a superior being!! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4244 For the last time, No I won’t get you a wine spritzer. 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4245 Stop hiding the ball and answer the question! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4246 You entered the marriage with the prosecutor under false pretense. In this state, you can't simply call yourself "the amazing" anything! 1.1489 0.05249 47 40 7 0
4247 And for the last time, stop saying everything is elementary! 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
4248 I don’t think you’re qualified to be an expert witness in cutting people in half. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4249 This is a courtroom, not magic class. No illusions—no instruction! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4250 If you think Habeas Corpus is your Hocus Pocus, you’re in the wrong court. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4251 I order you to make the defendant reappear at once. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4252 Abracadabra does not exempt you from being guilty as charged! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4253 I said creation of a material fact, not creation of a magician’s hat! 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4254 J don't care if you are hiding a damn chicken on you're head you have got to take your hat off in this court! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4255 I compel you. Make all politicians inside the Beltway disappear. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4256 Are you the witness for the missing rabbit? 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4257 For the last time, the people vs. Hocus Pocus is not established precedent. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
4258 Say Abra Cadabra one more time. 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
4259 To hell with your top hat. I just don't want to hear any of your tails. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4260 ...and I won't tell you again, pulling a rabbit out of your hat is not an answer. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
4261 Answer the question - where's the rabbit? 1.1429 0.08344 35 32 1 2
4262 And furthermore, I don’t care if you did memorize “The Gettysburg Address!” 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4263 I will NOT have you turning my bailiff into “something a bit curvier”! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4264 I don't care who you are, Houdini. Bring back Ms Jones's pet rabbit NOW! 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4265 Hands off the intern. I'm hitting that. 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4266 There will be no hokis, pokis in my courtroom. Above all, no waving your wand to bend the truth either. Understand? 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4267 I told you to remove the rabbit from your hat 1.1429 0.06440 42 37 4 1
4268 A magician, huh? I still find you guilty for making the limousine disappear. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
4269 No more smart remarks about following the victim down the rabbit hole. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4270 Ok prosecuter you've proved your point, now switch back with the defendant please. 1.1429 0.05465 42 36 6 0
4271 Tell me, where do you keep the rabbit? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
4272 When sitting there you must reveal your secrets. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
4273 THE ONLY MAGIC THAT’S ALLOWED IN THIS COURT COMES FROM THE BENCH ! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4274 Listen! One more disappearance act and I'll hold you in contempt of court! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4275 ...and no tap dancing! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4276 Return exhibit A! 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4277 What are you, wigged out 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
4278 The only “magic”, sir, comes from which President put me on the bench!” Cathi Burgess Somerville, M 1.1389 0.08119 36 33 1 2
4279 You can’t trick anybody into thinking the rabbit’s the culprit. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4280 You can't disappear our evidence. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4281 If you don't reappear my gavel instantly, I'll find you in contempt of magic. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
4282 You're obviously no David Coppertone. Get outta my court!!!! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4283 Sir, you cannot get a refund for your prepaid tuition at Morehead College 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
4284 Don't even think of pulling a rabbit out of your hat! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
4285 A rabbit cannot be used as a alibi. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
4286 You’ll have to pull a rabbit out of your hat to escape this one. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4287 No amount of waiving of that wand is going to put her signature on that pre-nup. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4288 What do you mean you have to get back to the play? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4289 Answer the question, Mr. Potter! Do you or do you not make your children sleep under a staircase? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4290 No, it’s just a metaphor. And if you do pull a rabbit out of that hat, I ‘ll hold you in contempt. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4291 No more misdirection, Mr. Decepto. Now tell this Court how the trick is done. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4292 Neither 'Presto' nor 'Abracadabra' will be tolerated in my courtroom. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4293 Let the record show that the defendant has been advised of the fine line between artful dodging and outright perjury. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4294 If you pull another stunt like that again, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4295 He might have heard the whole thing, but I'm afraid you still cannot call a rabbit to the stand. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4296 Good afternoon Mr. First-nighter. Now, take off that damned top hat. The opera doesn't start until eight-o'clock. Good afternoon Mr. First Niter. Now, take off that damned top hat, the opera doesn't start until 8:30 tonite. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4297 No you cannot have a rabbit for a lawyer. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4298 ...just answer the question, and then I will make YOU disappear. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4299 I heat up, I can't cool down Abra abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4300 The court will allow you to waive your right to a hearing, but not to wave your magic wand. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4301 I don't care whether you have rabbits under your hat or not, you are to remove it when you're in my court. Now answer her question! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4302 NO, she does not have to dance backwards like Ginger Rogers! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4303 Are you mocking me again Mr Gambini? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4304 Look, you're not revealing anything - this stuff is readily available online. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4305 I want the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth with nothing "kept under your hat". 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4306 You are in the wrong circus, magician. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4307 Making anything appear under my robes will be treated as contempt of court, sir! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4308 Ok Sherlock, tell us who is it? Is it Arthur? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4309 Yes, Ms. Harper is the D.A. and, yes, there have been amendments since 1776. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4310 You can’t magically make her question disappear. It’s the 21st century. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4311 Enough of this trickery! Let's see you pull that out of a hat! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
4312 Just answer the question without the formalities, OK? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4313 The real crime here is your cape does not go with that hat! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4314 She has expressed a fear of rabbits. I am ordering you to remove it. If a rabbit doesn’t show up, you will be held in Contempt of Court! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4315 For the last time, none of your tricks in my courtroom! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4316 "Stop trying to just make this disappear. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4317 None of your tricks, now! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4318 And if you dare wave that wand in my direction, I will..." 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4319 You will answer HER questions before I hold you in contempt of court for violating the METOO norms! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4320 Last warning! Stop pulling stuff out your wazoo! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4321 Since you're a magician, make me a foot taller or I'll make YOU disappear! Oh, and don't worry about the baliff -- never really liked him anyway. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4322 'Didn't INHALE' my ass! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4323 No hats in my courtroom! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4324 I said the truth. The whole truth. And nothing but the truth. No more illusions! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4325 OK,let's see you tap dance yourself out of that question. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4326 The witness cannot work his magic in here. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4327 Do we now see it? Or do we not now see it? Give the Court a straight answer I'll hold you in contempt! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4328 Play your cards right! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4329 Now tell them I'll leave, once you've made the evidence go away. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4330 And I'll not be a party to your party. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4331 You do not get to make the speeches here. I do!. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4332 The next wave of that magic wand better be to restore your mouth, and advise the prosecutor how you plead!" 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4333 You are not going to try your magic with me! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4334 Your oath does not include conjuring. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4335 Undisappear that bible this instant! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4336 Are you mocking me? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4337 It doesn't fit so you must quit 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4338 Answer the question 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4339 Look, Doctor Jeckyll or Mister Hyde, the court stenographer needs for you to pick one of those names and stick with it. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4340 Abracadabra, you're under oath! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4341 You will clean up the rabbit poop if he gets out! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4342 Sir, don't give me any more of your fake news about Houdini-the Court takes judicial notice that Houdini has been dead for almost 100 years." 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4343 Sir I don't know what a 'dementor' is supposed to be but if you skip probation again I'm sending you to Rikers. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4344 Son, that particular rabbit’s been pulled once too often. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4345 Mr. Mandrake, will you explain to this court what you mean by "but the thing-a-ma-bob that does the job is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo". 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4346 A week in jail for contempt of court. Better call Houdini, Buster! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4347 There'll be no funny business here. You took an oath. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4348 This is a court of law which does not tolerate legerdemain! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4349 Don't you go waving that wand around in my courtroom, Buster. You're already within a hare's breadth of going to jail for contempt. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4350 No, you cannot proclaim your own emancipation. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4351 Mr. Lincoln. This is the 20th century. Things have changed! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4352 Think of this as the libretto. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4353 The subpoena you're under says you will reveal your secrets. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4354 What I'm saying is that rabbit better keep itself to itself, while this court is in session. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4355 Your reply, "To answer the question I need to consult with myself.", makes a mockery of these proceedings, Dr. Jekyll! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4356 The defendant will stop this Hocus Pocus, or Poof, he’s going to the slammer. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4357 You will make the prosecutor re appear or I will hold you in contempt. And where’s my gavel?? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4358 No magic tricks, now, just tell the truth! 1.1316 0.07703 38 35 1 2
4359 Dressing like Honest Abe will not help you in this courtroom. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4360 I'm giving you three more seconds to pull a rabbit out of that hat before I hold you in contempt of court! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4361 I am not going to tell you again, don't try to mislead the jury. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4362 Mr. Merlin, can you wave that magic wand and make this case go away? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4363 No more of your hocus pocus stuff, keep this real! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4364 Making the witnesses disappear is one thing, but you better bring my gavel back! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4365 Habeas Corpus supercedes Hocus Pocus, so bring back the defendant! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4366 Give me back my gavel or I'll make you disappear! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4367 If the attorney tells you to pull a rabbit out of your ass you will! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4368 Stop bringing up the past. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4369 You are in contempt! Return the plaintiff and do not saw his attorney in half . 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4370 That's what she said. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4371 Amazing or not Larry you've got 5 seconds to make my pants reappear before I hold you in contempt. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4372 Don't care if she is your lawyer, tip your hat or you're in contempt! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4373 You show up in MY court looking like a fancy magic fuck? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
4374 I sure hope you know what you're doing young man! I've seen a lot of young punks like you coming in here thinking that their all hot shit then leaving the next week because they can't handle the pressure. You better be pretty fucking committed pal. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4375 Take your hat off when a lady enters the room! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4376 Answer the question, did you or did you not attempt to preform a Patronus Charm in front of Muggles? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4377 You're still here, Mr. Simon, so answer the question. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4378 Well, you just better reappear my gavel. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4379 don't even TRY to pull a bunny out of your hat now 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4380 Sir, abracadabra doesn't make evidence disappear 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4381 The court admonishes you to answer the two-part question, Mr. Sleightohand. Is a live creature indeed nesting under your top hat? And is it a cute little bunny or a fluttering white pigeon? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4382 Young man, don't think pulling a rabbit out of a hat is a substitute for truthful testimony. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4383 Conjure up an answer, we're late for lunch! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4384 Cunt! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
4385 What do you have to say for yourself? 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
4386 Are you telling this court that you just walked around the corner and turned into a bank? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
4387 'Expecto patronem' is not a legal term. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4388 Abra cadabra is not an acceptable reply! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4389 Try one more time to make the defendant disappear, I will hold you in contempt of this court. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4390 Reveal the magic word or you will be found in contempt of court. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4391 You can't object...you haven't been asked a question yet. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4392 That New York, New York crap doesn't work in my court, sonny. I've from upstate. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4393 No more magic tricks; it's up to the court to make evidence disappear. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
4394 No. You can’t make the case disappear. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
4395 And another thing. No magic! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4396 None a yer tricks here, Mandrake! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
4397 MrLincoln, just because you are President does not mean you can avoid answering the questions! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
4398 Grow up, Mr. Smith! You are being accused of manslaughter, for Pete's sake! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4399 There is no executive privilege in my court, Mister. She asked you how did the rabbit get in the hat? Now, answer her! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4400 Abracadabra is not an answer to what you did with the body! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4401 If you don't return my gavel immediately,I will hold you in contempt! 1.1250 0.07327 40 37 1 2
4402 Daniel Webster is not available, so your court-appointed attorney will have to do. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4403 I want to see you again in 2 weeks. Don't try any disappearing acts. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4404 And is it true, you only wanted to preserve the union?! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4405 I told you, no magic tricks are allowed in my court 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
4406 Make the prosecution’s witnesses reappear NOW! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4407 I didn’t kill him. The magic did! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
4408 You’ll turn her back into a Caucasian or I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
4409 Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages. Listen up! I will not allow this courtroom to be turned into a circus. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
4410 No. You can't claim "Executive Privilege" to make this go away because you don't like the question! 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
4411 This is about puttin' on the evidence, not the ritz. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
4412 Is that a rabbit under your hat or are you happy to see me? 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
4413 We're not here to hear where you weren't. 1.1220 0.05174 41 36 5 0
4414 If you don't mind, Fred, how about letting Ginger lead in this dance. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
4415 Stop calling her Eliza. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
4416 I think my seat cushion just moved. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
4417 Just answer counsel's question, "Were you or were you not playing Professor Henry Higgins on the night the stage manager was shot?" 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
4418 No, this court room is not part of a scavenger hunt! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
4419 Your hat doesn't make you top anything in MY court! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
4420 Your cheap parlor tricks are getting slight of hand. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
4421 Hey buddy, do you think your magic can stop my constant farting? Cause I think not... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
4422 For the first time, I have caught you lying... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
4423 In my courtroom, there is no chasing after rabbits pulled out of a hat, you understand?! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
4424 Well, Mr. Wizard, if I see any more of your tricks I m going to fine you for contempt of court. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
4425 Listen here, do not attempt to make your oath disappear into thin air! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
4426 I’m getting tired of this nonsense, tell her how you did it! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4427 Hold on. So this isn't my 2 O'clock performance? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
4428 What do you mean by 'I did the witness disappear"? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4429 A rabbit? No, pull a Felony out of that hat. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4430 Judge:"You're out of order" Witness: "You're out of Scotch" 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4431 Say it was magic one more time and you’ll see a real disappearing trick. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4432 WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR HAT? IT'S REALLY NICE!! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4433 It's 'your honor', not 'guv'nor'. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
4434 Sir, may I remind you that you are under oath? Please answer the question: Did you or did you not perform the mammal-from-hat summoning charm in front of muggle youth? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4435 And if you make this public defender disappear, young man, you are pro se. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4436 The witness will refrain from referring to this judge as your "lovely assistant." 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4437 The witness is not permitted to interject with claptrap. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4438 For the last time. Yes, he sawed his neighbour in half. No, you can’t ‘magic’ him back together. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4439 I got a lifetime appointment even after I said we don't need a judicial branch. Magic me that, Houdini. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4440 The prosecution demonstrated beyond a reasonable doubt that my gavel did not just disappear. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4441 Watch your tone young man. You may be a master of deception, but the irreparable damage prison rape will do to your butthole is no illusion. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4442 Did you or did you not pay Nikola Tesla to build you a teleportation machine? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4443 I shall have to confiscate your wand as evidence 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4444 Stop taking this Night Court so literally and answer her damn question! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4445 You can't pull an alibi out of a hat..try that and you'll have to be a Houdini real quick. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4446 You’re not going to pull a rabbit out of your hat this time! 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
4447 Look Mr. Presto, you either bring your mouth back or I will hold you in contempt! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4448 Gavel stealing is contempt of court! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4449 It appears that your charmed life is over. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4450 Sawing a person in half is not a defense! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4451 The animal rights activists demand you produce that rabbit. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4452 You've made a Titanic mistake in this day and age. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4453 You will answer the Prosecutor where is that rabbit. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4454 The witness will remove his hat and come up with an answer to the question! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4455 You can't hocus pocus the evidence just because you're against her love affair. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4456 Sir! You will divulge how you made that rabbit disappear, or you will be held in contempt 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4457 No more tricks, just truths for god sake 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4458 No Sir I will not permit that the evidence simply disappeared “ 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4459 Be advised if that rabbit's still under your hat, this court has the authority to fleece you! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4460 Just answer the question, no tricks 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4461 You must answer whether there is a rabbit under your hat. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4462 I don't care if you think you're Houdini, in my court room there will be no hocus pocus! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4463 Just answer the question without the rabbit tricks, okay?! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4464 No more disappearing acts! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4465 Abracadabra my eye! You are out of order. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4466 I’m holding you in contempt of court not for being an inspiration to the people, but for shaving your beard. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4467 30 days for contempt! No getting out of this one. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4468 We will proceed when you pull my gavel out of your hat. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4469 The only assistant you can call for is assistant council. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4470 We’re gonna have to ask you to break your code, sir. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4471 When honest Abe lies we all get mad! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4472 If you really want to help your case pull that rabbit out now! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4473 Abracadabra your honour" nothing, I'd like my gavel back 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4474 Exposing yourself in public is NOT the same thing as pulling a rabbit out of your hat! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4475 It is impolite to wear a hat inside. Who do you think you are? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4476 I don't care how many times you've cut your assistant in half, Mister Wizard. But, when you take just anyone from the audience, there's a fifty-fifty chance that something could go wrong! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4477 Listen buddy, it's not nice to fool the judge. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4478 I’m sorry Mr. Lincoln, you’re still a racist 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4479 Please make the 12th juror reappear. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4480 Your sitting in an oath free zone 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
4481 Remember, you're under oath! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4482 You may very well be a real magician, but I want my court stenographer back right now! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4483 There will be no hats worn in this courtroom,Mr. Lincoln! 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
4484 I don't care if you ARE Abraham Lincoln the sixth! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4485 Are you recording these proceedings so slowly because you're left-handed or because you left your laptop at home? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4486 No more tricks! and whereer.com/cartoons/contest#finalists 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
4487 There'll be no magic here young man! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4488 Produce the bunny or I’ll charge you with obstruction and contempt. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4489 I would ve gone to Greece this week, but you didn t wanted to make a God damn magic trick. It s not that late, David! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4490 This is not where fashion sits. Take him down to the Ritz. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4491 That rabbit was exhibit A, now bring it back! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4492 You will answer the question about sawing your assistant in half - for the last time, there is no such thing as "Magician's Immunity"! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4493 If you can pull a rabbit out of a hat, you can sure as hell put a cock in my wife's ass! What's a matter, she's not pretty enough for ya? Can't get it hard for my wife? You sick piece of shit. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
4494 Abracadabra is not a defense. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4495 If you can't answer with a rational statement, disappear yourself from my courtroom. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
4496 is THIS your sentence? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4497 The witness is commanded to make his mouth reappear, or the court will seize his wand. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4498 Enough of that Mr. Tilley -- we do not allow butterflies in our courtroom. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4499 What are you charged with? Escape! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4500 H-A-V-E Y-O-U A-N-Y O-T-H-E-R T-R-I-C-K-S U-P Y-O-U-R S-L-E-E-V-E ? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4501 Sorry, but Prosecution is Right. Executive Privilege doesn't prevent you from Pulling a Rabbit Out of Your Hat... Or a Tax Return for that Matter. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4502 Bring back opposing counsel, this instant! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4503 You will swear, under oath, that Mary Todd was molested 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4504 I warned you: there’ll be no sleight of mouth in my courtroom 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4505 One more 'abracadabra' and you're going to disappear in a puff of smoke. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
4506 Enough with the dancing around . 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4507 It's a living! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4508 Just answer the question! Did you or did you not saw your assistant in half? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4509 Sorry, Houdini, you are going to have to explain the trick. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4510 You're only acting in a remake of Abe Lincoln in Illinois. You still have to take the oath. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4511 For making the book I was throwing at you disappear, i sentence you to 30 days for contempt of court and one year for petty larceny. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4512 Top That" if you ca 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4513 Your amateur misdirection is not appreciated in this venue. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
4514 And if I see you here again, you can bring your toothbrush too! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4515 Sir, she is saying that you can't appear in that costume unless you brought her family's mule. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4516 OMG! Shall we swap the seats? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4517 No tricks in this Courtroom, Mr. Macaroni. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4518 Well, that's the last time we order from that new pizza place! Jeffrey Manly Toronto, On 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4519 For the last time, just answer the questions and stop trying to make us all disappear. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4520 Stop with all the hocus pocus and just answer the question: where's the bunny? 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4521 WHAT did you do with the evidence?" Ellen and Larry Katz, Phx., A 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4522 Now hear this: I am not a butterfly on some magazine cover. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4523 Keep it up and you will soon disappear into a federal pen! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4524 Listen, Buddy. If you make her disappear again, I’ll put you in a place where you can practice your Harry Houdini act until the cow’s come home. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4525 No, sir, you may not plead invisible. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4526 A magician must reveal his secrets! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4527 You’d better make yourself dissapear until it is too late! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4528 Sustained. The witness will reveal his secrets. 1.1143 0.07961 35 33 0 2
4529 Make the bailiff reappear! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4530 Stop performing if you want the charges to disappear. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
4531 If you say abracadabra one more time I am going to hold you in contempt 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4532 Sir, I said order in the court not courtly in order! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4533 Unfortunately for you, rabbits are an invasive species. You're going to disappear for a long time! 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4534 Listen buddy, I read the charges against you and you have much more to fear than fear itself. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4535 Either make your mouth reappear, or we’ll bring in the dummy. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
4536 Just try to pull a rabbit out of your hat 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
4537 She’s on her period! Take off your hat! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4538 I don't care if you're Abraham Lincoln, take off that hat! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
4539 I don't care where you have to be; just answer the question! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4540 I will ask the defendant again! Please return my gavel...and without reciting that damn Bolkanian Reappearance spell. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4541 Poof! The money’s gone is not a proper defense, Senator Foghound! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4542 Which door did you come though? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4543 Come back in an hour dressed normally. You haven't been charged with bad dancing. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
4544 The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plains !! You swore to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth !! Really ? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4545 The witness will answer the question even if it means revealing his secrets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4546 Or we can just subpoena the rabbit.” 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4547 You still never explained how the rabbit disappeared! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4548 The witness must give a more complete answer than, "Presto!", or be held in contempt. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4549 Your the cousin of that magic boy, Harry Potter, aren't you? You gotta get it in your head that your a squib, as we've had too many magical accidents-and as much as I love you buddy, your criminal record ain't looking so hot with "Fake Wizard Crisis" 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4550 You’re here to make Mueller appear before congress, not turn him back into a white rabbit. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4551 I told you that you were sworn to tell the truth. Magic is a god damned deception! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4552 Just tell us how the Jack of Clubs got into my robe pocket, dammit! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4553 You cannot have the rabbit appear for your subpoena!! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4554 Don't even bother, Jane. A magician never reveals his secrets. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4555 One more smug answer and you'll get time plus reparations! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4556 Sir, the prosecutor is looking for evidence of the body. By the way, what are you hiding in that hat? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4557 Take your hat off! I shall impeach you if you show disrespect! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4558 Hey jo—jo snorty pants lets-a switch outfits-a haha what do you say about that snorty pants 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4559 Ok, same team? 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
4560 Just answer the question. No hocus pocus. No abracadabra. And definitely no pulling a rabbit out of your hat! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4561 The court motions to saw you in half. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4562 If there is a rabbit in that hat, I'll hold it in contempt. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4563 I don’t care what your nickname is, you still have to be sworn in. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4564 Return the gavel, son, or I’ll hold that smart mouth in contempt! 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4565 Lincoln era rules don't apply in this court. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4566 Just so we're clear ... You are not allowed to make the prosecuting attorney disappear. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
4567 I order you to make your mouth reappear right this second! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4568 No she doesn’t want to be cut in half answer the question. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4569 If you say "Suck Another Juju" again I'll hold you in contempt. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4570 You can't disappear if you don't like the question! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4571 If you try and escape from her line of questioning again, I'll hold you in contempt. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
4572 I order you to tell the court if you have ever heard of Fred Astaire. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
4573 Where is our main witness, the rabbit? 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
4574 magic does not exist in my courtroom. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
4575 For the last time, stop ordering champagne and caviar from the prosecutor. 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
4576 Now make the jury reappear. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4577 https://account.newyorker.com/?retURL=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.newyorker.com%2Fcartoons%2Fcontest%23thisweek%3Freload%3Dtrue 1.1081 0.06465 37 34 2 1
4578 The witness will refrain from addressing the lawyer for the prosecution as "My dear good woman...." 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4579 You have a constitutional right not to tell us your secrets but we would like to know Penn& Teller's secrets. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4580 I was about to reprimand the prosecutor for badgering you. Now turn him back from a badger into a man and put your wand away for the rest of the trial! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4581 Do you *really* think you can make this problem disappear with a twirl of your wand? 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4582 Nice try! Your sentence stands even if I don't have my gavel buddy boy! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4583 I hereby order you to make the plaintiff reappear! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4584 Sorry son, but a magician must reveal his secrets in this case 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4585 No, you may not make the prosecutor disappear. 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4586 For the last time, tell us where the coin went! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4587 I don't care if you are part of the "Actors Guild", All I want is "Honest Answers" 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4588 Make the lawyer reappear! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4589 Do you plead guilty of not inviting me to your costume party?! 1.1081 0.05175 37 33 4 0
4590 Seriously, give me back my gavel! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4591 For the last time, we can't cross-examine the rabbit instead. 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4592 That’s enough, no more tricks! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4593 You have to tell her if there's a bunny in your hat! 1.1053 0.06299 38 35 2 1
4594 The laws of physics are not grounds for pleading the fifth. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4595 Keep the top hat on! I won’t have a rabbit hopping about my courtroom. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4596 Cavalier doesn't begin to cover your attitude in my courtroom! 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
4597 I don't care that you don't like the way the defendabt dresss. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
4598 This is a Courtroom not a dating agency! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
4599 If you can teach me how to tie a bow tie you can wear that hat in my chambers. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4600 The relevant statute guides you to gargle my sweaty nuts, butt-gobbler. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4601 These charges are serious, son. You can't just wave a magic wand and make them go a— 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4602 Is this gonna be about the whole "saying no on the bus" 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4603 No more disappearing acts, you hear? Not even Houdini could break out of my jail. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4604 If you don't remove your dilly dalley from your head in my court room David copper field will be the only one to post your bail 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
4605 Okay Houdini I want my gavel back. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4606 Please address the DA formally! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4607 Sustained! There will be no obfuscation of any kind in my courtroom, sir. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4608 fuck outta hear with that nerd shit, your shit is toy 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4609 No head covering in this courtroom. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4610 I’m warning you. Do not leave the box. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4611 One more disappearing act and I'll hold you in contempt of court! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4612 Answer the question, Copperfield, or I'll show you a real disappearing act. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4613 You're under oath, so do you professionally impersonate Abe Lincoln or Harry Houdini? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4614 Yes or No answers, please--no Voilà or Presto. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4615 Making the evidence disappear does not change my guilty ruling! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4616 IT IS NOT TIME FOR TEA, SIR, ANSWER THE QUESTION! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
4617 You can’t just make the defendant vanish and take his spot. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4618 I don't care that you're Daniel Day Lewis. Answer the question. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4619 Are right one last time how did you that trick? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
4620 If you do pull a rabbit out of your hat I’ll have no choice but to find you in contempt of court! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4621 I don't care if the rabbit in your hat is a reluctant witness..... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4622 Great! Now I'm gonna have to find a fancier suit to wear! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4623 No, Mr. Astaire, it is NOT all right to steal for the government. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4624 no fucken way, no, some shit is cool and some shit isn’t, that’s just the facts of life bitch, get the fuck outta here with that nerd shit 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4625 There will be no magic in my courtroom 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4626 No pulling rabbits out of hat mister or you will be held in contempt of court! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
4627 Remove your hat when addressing a lady! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4628 Then make the body reappear! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4629 Gloomy career prospects is no hokus pokus. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4630 So, put that in your top hat! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
4631 Allow me to rephrase the question: Guess who's not disappearing when this trial is over? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4632 You are not appropriate for this court. Take off the hat. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4633 I don't know what Party you represent, but you're not allowed to wear a hat in this court room. And you can't show us what's in your hat or up your sleeves. You can only answer the questions. I'll have no hocus pocus in this court room. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
4634 No more soft shoe at the jury box!!!” Don Dechman Austin, T 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4635 The witness is emphatically instructed to stop turning the Court into a rabbit. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4636 Hey make those robbers die, or els I will kill you, oh wait your magic 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
4637 Take off your top hat! Answer the questions! Before I lose my mind!! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4638 Listen, bub, you tell her if the Easter Bunny is under that hat right now or I'll rip that hat right off your head. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4639 No more tricks. Was it a bunny you pulled out of the hat? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4640 Take that hat off and tell the truth! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4641 I hereby sentence you to 6 months of community service; there WAS something up your sleeve. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4642 Enough with this 'My Lord' stuff, okay? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4643 You still have to swear on the Bible, even if you make it disappear. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4644 Answer the question, Dr. Jeckyll. Do you or do you not turn into a corporation 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4645 I'm warning you not to change this courtroom into a circus again. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4646 No magic will make my decision disappear. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4647 And it is your "Honor" not your "Highness". 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4648 Bring back my gavel! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4649 Making yourself disappear is not the same as taking the 5th. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4650 Last time I checked, the constitution just had 10 amendments. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4651 No, you may not attempt to saw anyone in half. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4652 Making your counsel disappear will not help your case. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4653 Give me back my gavel ! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4654 Alright wise guy, reproduce that jury, NOW! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4655 Yeah, I'm screaming in rage. But I'm not a bad guy. This is just what the political consultants are telling me I need to do so I can overturn Roe v. Wade before the 2020 election. Boofing is farting. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4656 Are you trying to be funny? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4657 One more abra-cadabra and you're in contempt. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4658 That document is in evidence — make it reappear! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4659 If you make any more key witnesses disappear this court will hold you in contempt 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4660 You get me my gavel back. Now. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4661 You are being charged with robbery for the disappearance of an audience member's wallet. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4662 Abra Kadabra isn’t a good excuse for tax fraud! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4663 As I previously told you, Abracadabra is not an answer. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4664 Where can I get a hat like yours? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4665 I will hold you in contempt of court if you make another attorney disappear. Hmmm, on second thought... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4666 The court insists: You will not again say the words "Avada Kedavra"! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4667 Stop answering the questions with "Abracadabra!" 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4668 Now bring back the Plaintiffs attorney! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4669 Don't pull something from your hat again. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4670 If my gavel doesn't reappear soon it'll be contempt. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4671 Your not going to get out of this one that easy! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4672 You turn the prosecutor back into a man or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4673 The Magicican's Code" is not a legitimate reason to withhold your tax returns, Mr. Feldman. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4674 We know you can pull a rabbit out of a hat. I meant it figuratively. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4675 For the last time the hat comes off , and I better not see a rabbit! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4676 Wait a minute, so, you the one that made my lunch check vanish in the air!. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4677 You're out of order, sir! In my courtroom we obey the laws the nature! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4678 Unless you are an assassin take off your hat and put down that wand! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4679 Where's the Damn Rabbit 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4680 It's "waive your rights", not "wave your wand". 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4681 And who was it that told you we insist on formalities in this court? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4682 The defendant shall refrain from making the prosecutor vanish. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4683 One more "Abracadabra" and I'll hold in contempt! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4684 I don't care who you want to free. You can't use that word. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4685 The only magic in this court, you little twinkie, emanates from me. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4686 If I hear about 'Putting on the Ritz' one more time... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4687 Don't fuck with us. If your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.” 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4688 'One more time, sir, and you will be in contempt of court, no hats in this courtroom!' 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4689 I'll ask you one more time... where is the rabbit? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4690 Don't try to pull a rabbit out of your hat in MY courtroom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4691 First, my hat. Then, the wand. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4692 SIR... she is not cleaning anything! She is the States Prosecuting Attorney... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4693 Mr Lincoln could you please just say 87 years ago? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4694 You better pull more than a rabbit out of that hat or you’ re going to jail. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4695 It doesn’t fit so I must acquit 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4696 Take that hat off, and if I see hare instead of hair, you’ll be found in contempt! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4697 May I remind the defendant, pleading guilty to murder isn't the time nor place for the word, 'tada!'" 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4698 She is not your lovely assistant DA! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4699 So you claim that you have not seen the missing rabbit since you submerged it into your hat? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4700 No, counsel does not appear in court wearing a white wig." 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4701 If you pull the rabbit out of your hat one more time, I will cite you with contempt of court! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4702 Bro how did you do that! Teach me please! I’ll pay you. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4703 No chasing rabbits in my court. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4704 Don't pull any answers out of your hat 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4705 Take the damn hat off Mr. Lincoln — you’re in a courtroom 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4706 Your magician’s oath doesn’t apply here. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4707 Magic” is not a defense for sawing someone in half. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4708 That hat doesn't make you any Honest Abe 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4709 I don't care who you are, young man! You can't just come in here dressed like Abraham Lincoln and think by waving some magic wand you can make America 's problems disappear! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4710 A magician never reveals his secrets" doesn't protect you against perjury 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4711 Wave that magic wand again fool!" "Your magic will end up in a painful place. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4712 I am instructing the Witness that this Court is concerned solely with seeking the truth, and is not interested in whether the Witness does or does not have something up his sleeve! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4713 If you attempt one more magic trick, I shall hold you and your wand in contempt of court” 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4714 Can you make this case disappear? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4715 Maestro, in here, she will do the leading. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4716 No you didn't. Your defense attorney is standing there alone. Now knock it off. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4717 My clerk advises me, Mr. Illusive, that you're charged with leaving your water torture chamber in a no parking at any time zone. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4718 If I hear one Abacadabra I will charge you with making evidence disappear! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4719 I don't care if you ARE Fred Astaire. No dancing on a subway car. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4720 Young man, if you wave your wand at me, I will waive your right to pull a rabbit out of your hat . 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4721 This court will not tolerate such a terrible song and dance routine. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4722 The state vs. Copperfield does not apply here sir. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4723 Return my gavel NOW, or you will NOT have a wonderful life! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4724 The Judge, You or I ? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4725 Show some respect to the court and the lady. Take off your stupid hat! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4726 I’m allergic to rabbits! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4727 I will not tolerate superciliousness in my courtroom, Your Excellency! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4728 There will be no soft-shoe shuffle in this courtroom. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4729 Your hat is a bit 'over the top'. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4730 "Now pull a rabbit out of your hat." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4731 How are we supposed to proceed without her typewriter? Come on, make one appear! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4732 It's not the gavel; it's the judge. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4733 Please take off your hat and make your magic wand disappear! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4734 Stop referring to her as the help, she is your attorney!!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4735 Enough magic. Now,make the jury reappear. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4736 Just how many rabbits do you have in your hat? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4737 Harry Potter and the Welcome to the Real World. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4738 If you don't take it off, I'll put on my wig! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4739 I’ll be impartial, but this better be one heckuva trick. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4740 Sir, your cape and wand are inappropriate in my court room, but the top hat is cool 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4741 You have to answer whether you’re Abraham Lincoln or Cliff Zachariah from Scarsdale. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
4742 This is my last warning. Return the rabbit or I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
4743 If you change it into another snake, your asp will be in jail. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4744 Communications with a rabbit are not privileged unless it's your spouse, priest, attorney, or physician. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4745 Stop yelling abracadabra or I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4746 You were at my wedding, Denise... 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4747 You cannot plead 'the magician's code.' Tell us how the nine of clubs got in my robe! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4748 If you say Abracadabra one more time I will hold you in contempt 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4749 You’re accused of running naked through the park . . . don’t try to hide the evidence! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4750 There will be no close magic in this courtroom, except by me! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4751 Your magic will not work on the prosecuting attorney! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4752 You will not make the prosecutor disappear. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4753 First date gone awry. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4754 The witness will answer the question and refrain from waving his magic wand to make the prosecutor disappear. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4755 ...and no, you may not settle this dispute by sawing her in half. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4756 For the last time, you cannot challenge her to a duel. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4757 Making the jury disappear does not make your parking tickets vanish, Mr. Cadabra. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4758 You can't hightail it out of my courtroom today. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4759 You're really not getting the whole "re-direct" thing, are you? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4760 Wave that wand at her one more time mister, and I will hold you in contempt! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4761 I don't have a white seat cushion. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4762 Just remember. I'm the one who makes the magic happen here. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4763 No, the jury can't won't on how dapper you look today. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4764 Mr. Kazaam, for the last time, you are not on trial here for THAT kind of legerdemain. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4765 Look, Buster, you need to either produce the rabbit or explain how it put your life in imminent danger. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4766 No, you can't cut her in half first, just answer the question. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4767 I won't remind you again about THAT wand! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4768 You can keep the crap cane and cape, but she wants her hat back. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4769 No more disruptions, take the hat off s l o w l y ! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4770 The witness will answer the question. Did you, in fact, dance all night? 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4771 We're all looking forward to your explanation of Pluto's planetary status. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4772 I don’t care if magicians prefer white rabbits. Assigned counsel doesn’t work that way. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4773 Please reveal Exhibit A, sir. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4774 No magic wands -- just the truth! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4775 If you break into song one more time, you'll be in contempt, mister! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4776 This court does not appreciate your song and dance! Answer the damn question!! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4777 This is a courtroom, not a ballroom 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4778 I don't care about the "Magician's Code". Either answer her question about how you made the victim disappear or I'm finding you in contempt. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4779 Pull “Exhibit A” back out of your hat, or I will find you in contempt! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4780 The Constitution went missing and everyone thinks you stole it, so I suggest you pull the rabbit out of the hat and use it as a distraction while you disappear! 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4781 They told me circus court 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4782 We are not in Vegas! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4783 You may think your top hat is fine, but your tales make a mockery of this court My name is Geri Dallek Washington, DC 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4784 This place is court not crazy town. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4785 You make my gavel reappear or you'll disappear to jail on a perjury charge. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4786 Even if you did make God disappear, you’re still under oath! 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4787 What do you mean you're out of words ? 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
4788 I mean, honestly . . . 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
4789 Presto change-o" is not an appropriate response during a cross examination 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4790 Either you take what's on the table or you're going to need to pull a rabbit out of your hat. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4791 This is an American court of law, not a box seat at a John Grisham play! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4792 There better not be a rabbit under that hat. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4793 Quit trying to turn this trial into a circus, young man! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4794 Magic is not an acceptable defense for making $1 billion disappear! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4795 Your magic trick was a failure!! You sawed the lady in half You are on trial for murder!!! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4796 Disappear her one more time and your going to jail! 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4797 And you think that, poof, just like that, you’re a free man?! 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
4798 If you disappear one more time I'm holding you in contempt. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4799 If you pull that rabbit out of your hat, I will hold you in contempt. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4800 Just because you're dressed like Abe Lincoln, and your name is Abe, doesn't mean you can preface each statement with "as Honest Abe" 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4801 How is it fair that I'm not allowed to wear a fancy hat like that in here ? 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
4802 Let me assure you Mr. Mystic you will, answer all of her questions and none of your fancy tricks either, not in my courtroom! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4803 No more tricks, or I'll hold you in contempt! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4804 Sir, I will not have you raising cane in my courtroom! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4805 ...and you better not have any more tricks up your sleeve buddy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4806 If you pull a rabbit out of your hat, then I’ll find you in contempt. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4807 Your colonoscopy came back positive. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4808 Your not going to make this disapear!! Patricia Nardone New York,New York 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4809 Four score this, four score that! Please, Mr. Lincoln just answer the prosecution’s question. How many were the men shot you? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4810 Do you swear to show the rabbit and nothing but the rabbit. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4811 Sir! You will refrain from answering the plaintiff's attorney with magic tricks! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4812 The jurors’ instructions are formal, your attire is over the top. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4813 Quit disappearing and answer the question! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4814 Mr. Talcott, as judge of the Sixth District, I find you guilty as charged of being a "Gentleman Dandy," and sentence you to wearing old T-shirts and jeans with holes in them for six months. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
4815 We've got a mountain of forensic evidence, don't we? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4816 You've got another thing coming, Mr. Magic Man, if you think you're getting away with making the evidence disappear. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4817 That's a nice jacket but do you know about the one made with ostriches 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4818 Tell me what exactly you find civil about war sir! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4819 Haven’t you heard of me too? Show some respect! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4820 I don't care what you will do with the rabbit. You must remove the hat in the courtroom. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4821 If you're going to wear the hat be honest! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4822 Your witness, my ass! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4823 I suggest you answer the question WITHOUT magic. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4824 Where is the Doctor-Biting-a Dog case Document? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4825 Get that ridiculous hat off, now! I made it very clear I am the tallest one in the courtroom. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4826 There is no right in the Constitution to cut someone in half. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
4827 One more rabbit, and I’ll hold you in contempt! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
4828 The witness will refrain from field work analogies when addressing the prosecutor. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4829 What’s it going to be? A donkey or elephant under that hat. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4830 'A magician never reveals his secrets' hath no precedent. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4831 I'm the only magician around here, now take off your stupid hat and answer the prosecutor's questions​! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4832 Stop making all of the jurors invisible! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4833 That rabbit you gave me multiplied and devoured my vegetable garden! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
4834 Your fiance didn't show up at the church? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4835 Answer the question, Fauxdini, or I'll consider you in contempt. Just where did you cram that white rabbit? 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4836 I am ordering you to stop pulling your answers out of thin air! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4837 Tell us what you did with the other half of the body you sick fuck! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4838 I don’t care about tradition, we need to know the whereabouts of Ms. Pearson 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4839 You don’t have to answer any questions about that cherry tree. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4840 I'm lifting your gag order, wise guy. Now answer the question! 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
4841 Son, tax returns don't just disappear. 1.0750 0.05533 40 38 1 1
4842 And don't pull any of your fancy stuff here. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4843 If you disappear again I'm holding you in contempt 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
4844 No more speeches, Sir. Let us strive to finish the work we are in. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
4845 No, you can't make these charges disappear! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4846 I'm sorry sir, but I cannot pull out new evidence from my hat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4847 Sir, you will have to waive your wand on this stand. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4848 No, you may not have a volunteer from the jury to assist you! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4849 The Fifth Amendment does not cover magic tricks! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4850 Sir, there will be none of that Song and Dance or I will hold you in contempt! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4851 I know you’re a magician but waving your wand around & repeating the word “abracadabra” won’t make the charges against you disappear! 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4852 Answer the question: Did you saw her in half, or not? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4853 Take off that hat! 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4854 OK Mr. Jones! What did you do with the DA’s table? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4855 Hey, Greg. Do you think Mary over there is smart enough to vote on that new abortion bill? Or is it safer to just let the men handle it? Wouldn't want to push the limits on that small woman brain right? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4856 No you may not show us what you can pull out of that hat. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4857 I swear to God, if I see another rabbit, I’ll hold you in contempt. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4858 Take off your hat. We 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4859 Just answer Yes or No, did anyone ELSE see the lady after you sawed her in half? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4860 Was it a diverse rabbit? 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
4861 yeah, its gonna be a chaotic episode of the Open Swim, it's gonna be full to the brim with content, you got a problem avec that fucker? also, wheres your mouth? 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4862 You better have something better than a rabbit under that hat. 1.0667 0.06667 30 29 0 1
4863 No one is above the law. You cannot pull a rabbit out of your hat. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4864 No, you can't object to having a daughter who gets mostly "c" and into Hatvard by saying " it is your patened magic trick". 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4865 Your 'lovely assistant' is one hot second away from finding you in contempt! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4866 One more curse out of you, and you'll be held in contempt! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4867 Be it known, I'm the top hat here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4868 We know it's a "Dear Evan Hansen" matinee, but it's your own fault for buying tickets on the same day as your murder trial. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4869 Very Funny. Now put her back up here. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4870 For the last time, in order for this to be a fair trial you must turn the attorney back into a white male. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4871 Every week that stupid New Yorker caption contest makes me feel so dumb. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4872 With respect your Honour, the prosecution is resorting to cheap tricks with this surprise witness. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4873 Are you nuts or not? 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4874 For the last time, sir, please take off your motherfucking hat! 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4875 Your rabbit, Merlin, WILL pay bunny support. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4876 I’m warning you the next rabbit will spend the night in the drunk tank with Elmer! 1.0645 0.06452 31 30 0 1
4877 Keep your hands where I can see them -- and not rabbits please. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4878 Spellcheck: You better make that magic disappear. 1.0645 0.04485 31 29 2 0
4879 This court does not believe in magic, Mr. Lincoln. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4880 Remember your under oath. No,tricks! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4881 You are charged with murder. Now put your magic wand down! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4882 All I hear is blah blah blah.... 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
4883 Just a sec - let's see that hat. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4884 Lincon Shminhcon-Ansewr the question! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4885 Sir, you will answer the questions using words. The reporter cannot take down the things you are doing with your hands. I am now going to ask you if you understand and if you don't answer with words I will hold you in contempt. 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4886 So what if your barrister is wearing a black peruke? 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4887 We don't have time for the presentation and the turn go right to the prestige! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4888 Nice try, Ted! 1.0606 0.04218 33 31 2 0
4889 If you prestidigitate just one more aardvark I'll hold you in contempt. Burp! I'm a judge! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4890 You will get no sympathy from the jury by imitating Fred Astaire. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4891 Sir. I hate to dissolution you here. But this is NOT Judge Judy! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
4892 hmmm? they told me my "abe hat" would bring out the best, and worst in others ... but the judge? Perhaps we're all doomed afterall. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4893 I'm warning you - no rabbits! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4894 No, the rabbit cannot cut a deal. One more disappearance and I'll hold that hare in contempt. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
4895 Its New Hear, Not New Year! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4896 Mr. Magio, you can speak now, now you are the accused in Mr. Magio's dissapearance. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4897 For God's sake, if you mean "eighty-seven", just say "eighty-seven"! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
4898 You killed that woman! 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
4899 No, you may not make the final episode of 'Game of Thrones' disappear instead of answering the question. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
4900 But first you're gonna tell us how vanishing cabinets work! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4901 Answer the question...magician! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4902 Take that rabbit out of your hat. This is not a zoo! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
4903 Man is only as guilty as his imagination 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4904 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
4905 If you could show the court, where he touched your money. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
4906 Lose the hat - and it doesn't make you look honest. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4907 We have quite a bit of evidence to review, so I don’t think you’ll be pulling any rabbits out of your her this time around. But just in case, to play it safe, I want your magic wand put away and secured. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
4908 May I remind the defendant, once again, that any rabbits pulled out of hats should be strictly metaphorical? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4909 The witness will immediately remove his hat as disappearing acts are not permitted in my courtroom. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4910 Sustained! Please answer whether you only SAW your assistants during performances. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
4911 You were brought here to give evidence, not to make it disappear - remove your hat NOW! No mind reading or tampering - wait for each question to be spoken out loud and don't stare at the jury. There are no trick questions - so no tricks! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
4912 Your honor I said “hocus pocus” not “habeas corpus” but the neighborhood is nice. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0