Contest #663


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663

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Well, you're not what we ordered, either.”
  2. “Remember us from your wedding cake?”
  3. “Please say you're vegetarian.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-05-19T22:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-05-26T22:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-05-27T22:05:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 3, 2019
Number of captions 5098
Number of responses 740813
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Next time, when they ask you if you want any toppings, you’d better be more specific than 'Yeah, a couple.' 2.1715 0.00702 11758 2568 4605 4585
1 You said you were in the mood for a little Italian. 2.0102 0.00826 8333 2329 3590 2414
2 OMG...Remember us...we were on your wedding cake! 1.9342 0.00821 9168 3153 3465 2550
3 I don't know either. We asked for a small table on the piazza. 1.9193 0.00847 8677 3081 3215 2381
4 Well, you're not what we ordered either. 1.8862 0.00880 7910 2922 2966 2022
5 You ordered Basil and Olive? Here we are. 1.8839 0.00882 7987 2996 2922 2069
6 Hello , we’re the Toppings! 1.8713 0.00829 8944 3395 3305 2244
7 Do you mind? This is a personal pizza. 1.8688 0.00961 6548 2466 2475 1607
8 Finally, some service. 1.8611 0.01081 5315 2069 1915 1331
9 Didn't you order the two-person pizza? 1.7816 0.00950 6333 2652 2412 1269
10 Would you mind leaving the lid open? We’d prefer to dine outside tonight. 1.7659 0.01032 4909 1991 2076 842
11 We’d invite you to join us but there isn’t mushroom in here. 1.7324 0.01161 4432 2076 1466 890
12 Remember when you said there’s nothing worse than pineapple on pizza...? 1.7193 0.01481 2622 1225 908 489
13 Look up. You’re on someone’s pizza too. 1.7080 0.01585 2462 1226 729 507
14 You ordered a large pie and two sprites? 1.7057 0.01591 2314 1118 759 437
15 Oh, little tip... the mushrooms might be hallucinogenic. 1.6949 0.01291 3536 1745 1125 666
16 Well, we finally know what that plastic piece is for 1.6940 0.01802 1820 901 575 344
17 Little Italy - what about you? 1.6927 0.01264 3394 1601 1235 558
18 Do you mind? We’re trying to think inside the box. 1.6902 0.01025 5290 2543 1843 904
19 So he tells the genie, we want to eat pizza everyday and travel... 1.6894 0.01611 2215 1087 729 399
20 The last thing we remember is the moon hit our eye. 1.6886 0.01225 3902 1939 1239 724
21 Hopefully, you two are vegetarians." 1.6849 0.01236 3605 1739 1263 603
22 It may be your night in, but it’s our night out. 1.6750 0.01253 3218 1506 1252 460
23 No idea. We were in our favorite pizza place, I told a joke, she said, 'Good Lord deliver us,' and the next thing we know.... 1.6743 0.01297 3380 1691 1099 590
24 Did you order two nine-inch Italians? 1.6699 0.01033 5277 2643 1733 901
25 What did you think the shrimp special was? 1.6628 0.01568 2319 1184 733 402
26 You wanted dates on your pizza? You got dates on your pizza. 1.6461 0.01973 1362 687 470 205
27 You think YOUR dinner is ruined?... I was about to propose! 1.6293 0.01840 1570 816 520 234
28 Remember us from your wedding cake? 1.6274 0.01352 2880 1494 965 421
29 Hi, we're the Toppings 1.6234 0.01223 3670 1958 1136 576
30 Could we have two more drops of Chianti, please? 1.6213 0.01720 1735 898 596 241
31 We represent the shrinking middle class. 1.6166 0.01433 2645 1419 821 405
32 What did you expect from Little Caesars? 1.6163 0.01280 3193 1683 1052 458
33 Honey, I don't think the kids will eat pizza with dates on it. 1.6147 0.01203 3784 2046 1150 588
34 Yes, we're ready to order. 1.6053 0.01405 2498 1303 878 317
35 Hey don't look at me, you're the one who said you were in the mood for a little Italian. 1.5848 0.01442 2305 1229 804 272
36 You ordered two small vegans? 1.5803 0.01223 3479 1941 1057 481
37 Finally. Could we please have our menus? 1.5757 0.01254 3215 1784 1011 420
38 You said you wanted us for dinner. 1.5655 0.01410 3075 1898 615 562
39 It's a long story, but trust us. Don't use the coupon." 1.5580 0.01687 1844 1071 517 256
40 Hi, my name is Bob, this is my wife, Sally, and I am a candidate for the Democratic Party nomination for the presidency of the United States. 1.5578 0.02093 1323 805 298 220
41 Now you know what those little plastic things are for. 1.5564 0.01522 2243 1301 636 306
42 If you don't like them, you can just pick them off. 1.5541 0.01812 1599 935 442 222
43 Stop hovering. We'll give up the table when we finish eating. 1.5384 0.01890 1354 784 411 159
44 We met in Little Italy. 1.5356 0.01701 1671 972 503 196
45 You're seriously ordering us to go? 1.5295 0.01898 1458 887 370 201
46 You ordered the small family size, right? 1.5293 0.01706 1655 971 492 192
47 It turns out the apostrophe in "Extra Small Meat Lover's" makes a big difference 1.5236 0.02324 888 525 261 102
48 I told the genie, "Make us a pizza". The next thing you know, we're here. 1.5206 0.01804 1504 901 423 180
49 Well, you're not exactly what we ordered, either. 1.5049 0.02561 715 432 205 78
50 That's the last time I eat mushrooms as an appetizer. 1.5034 0.02039 1170 719 313 138
51 Hi, I'm Basil, and this is Olive 1.5033 0.02313 900 551 245 104
52 Stare all you want, we're not giving up the table. 1.5019 0.02105 1042 629 303 110
53 Roger, I know said I wanted 2 small vegetarians but did you have to be so literal? 1.4982 0.02067 1092 666 308 118
54 It wasn’t our idea either, we just asked for a little table for two. 1.4976 0.02032 1059 631 329 99
55 I'll bet you always wondered what these little tables were for. 1.4957 0.02156 1051 655 271 125
56 I don't suppose you've seen our waiter, have you? 1.4957 0.02055 1049 630 318 101
57 You ordered two small Sicilians. 1.4936 0.02113 1015 617 295 103
58 Wait'll you see the box YOU are in. 1.4919 0.02209 984 613 258 113
59 "If you boys would just call us more often, Dad and I wouldn't have to resort to this. 1.4871 0.02256 928 579 246 103
60 This is what happens when they ask you if you want any toppings and you say "yeah a couple" 1.4868 0.02632 680 424 181 75
61 I ordered a single topping pizza, not singles topping a pizza. 1.4829 0.02326 876 551 227 98
62 We could ask you the same question. 1.4828 0.02289 901 566 235 100
63 This IS two small Sicilians and a plain. 1.4805 0.02313 874 549 230 95
64 Are you implying that we are NOT "hot and spicy"? 1.4782 0.02360 824 516 222 86
65 Yeah, but things are gonna get even weirder when you look up. 1.4770 0.02814 587 370 154 63
66 Well, you did order a small Sicilian and a small Neapolitan, right? 1.4741 0.02333 793 489 232 72
67 This is an awkward situation no matter how you slice it. 1.4717 0.02445 761 480 203 78
68 It does say, "a unique, fine dining experience inside each box". 1.4704 0.02600 676 428 178 70
69 Close the box and walk away. You saw nothing. 1.4689 0.02472 740 468 197 75
70 Greetings from little Italy! 1.4687 0.02439 751 473 204 74
71 I think it was the mushrooms. 1.4677 0.02470 744 472 196 76
72 I think we are ready to order. 1.4674 0.02383 766 479 216 71
73 Maybe next time pizza first, then drugs. 1.4643 0.02770 631 412 145 74
74 Take what you like,we can't eat all of it. 1.4642 0.02476 713 449 197 67
75 Well, we started out on wedding cakes but now we do just about anything, ‘xcept soup and barbecue. 1.4620 0.02576 684 438 176 70
76 Finally! No one has checked on our table in over half an hour! 1.4601 0.02511 702 447 187 68
77 We got tired of standing on wedding cakes 1.4564 0.02586 677 437 171 69
78 Wow that really does keep the cheese from sticking to the box 1.4561 0.02594 649 414 174 61
79 Well, you did order a couple of small Vegans. 1.4558 0.02561 667 426 178 63
80 We're from Little, Little Italy. 1.4543 0.02546 656 416 182 58
81 Maybe you're tiny people living in a pizza box too, you ever think of that? 1.4516 0.02619 640 412 167 61
82 Our last gig was on a wedding cake. 1.4513 0.02621 636 409 167 60
83 We aged-out of that bride and groom gig. 1.4505 0.02865 535 345 139 51
84 So that's what the little plastic thing is for. 1.4493 0.02749 592 385 148 59
85 Oh look, the show is starting. 1.4493 0.02709 601 389 154 58
86 The tables are crappy plastic, but the pizzas are huge. 1.4478 0.02811 565 368 141 56
87 You think we have it bad? You two are actually in a giant calzone. 1.4477 0.02753 612 404 142 66
88 We're the Toppings. I'm Jim, and this is my wife Edna. 1.4457 0.02869 552 363 132 57
89 Its hard to get a good table but the portions are quite large. 1.4456 0.02814 570 374 138 58
90 We asked to be seated in the piazza. 1.4432 0.02842 537 349 138 50
91 The service here is terrible and the floor is greasy. 1.4432 0.02842 537 349 138 50
92 We couldn't find the hostess so we just seated ourselves. 1.4422 0.02812 545 354 141 50
93 “Sorry, pal—we’re Little Conceivers.” 1.4415 0.03217 573 419 55 99
94 Hi, there! We’re the Toppings! 1.4391 0.02856 558 371 129 58
95 Finish your wine, Honey, I think they're waiting on us to close up. 1.4391 0.02669 558 355 161 42
96 Want some? The portions are enormous!" 1.4365 0.02744 543 350 149 44
97 Having some wine. What's it look like? 1.4355 0.02832 519 337 138 44
98 Henry, did you order dates on the pizza again? 1.4337 0.02886 528 350 127 51
99 Just eat around us 1.4291 0.02965 508 341 116 51
100 Just the check, please. 1.4291 0.02912 508 337 124 47
101 We didn't order you either. 1.4289 0.03138 436 289 107 40
102 You asked for a pizza with Basil and Olive, right? 1.4254 0.02833 489 317 136 36
103 Take our advice: don't eat the mushrooms. 1.4247 0.02952 485 322 120 43
104 We’ve been waiting 25 minutes to order, so YES, we ate all the pepperoni! 1.4242 0.03025 462 307 114 41
105 Ya gonna stare all day or tell us the specials? 1.4223 0.02885 476 311 129 36
106 She's Olive. I'm Basil. What's the problem? 1.4212 0.03244 425 289 93 43
107 We'll be out of your way soon. We have a wedding cake gig in an hour. 1.4212 0.03261 425 290 91 44
108 We also do weddings. 1.4203 0.02919 464 304 125 35
109 Oh thank God! We've been trying to get that open for hours! 1.4182 0.03226 428 292 93 43
110 Delivery? On Heavens no. We’re the DiGiornos. 1.4173 0.03357 393 268 86 39
111 Seriously, who orders dates on a pizza? 1.4161 0.03076 447 301 106 40
112 I asked for Margherita on the pizza, not Mark and Rita 1.4153 0.03062 443 297 108 38
113 I take it you didn’t read the small print either. 1.4143 0.03125 391 256 108 27
114 In all fairness, when she asked what toppings you wanted, you did say “surprise me.” 1.4142 0.03005 437 289 115 33
115 Can you give us another minute? I was just about to propose. 1.4133 0.03139 392 258 106 28
116 Makes you think about your place in the universe, doesn't it? 1.4130 0.03103 431 290 104 37
117 Well, I did order 2 small vegetarians. 1.4128 0.03129 436 296 100 40
118 Nice to meet you; we're the Garnishes. 1.4128 0.03233 390 261 97 32
119 All i said over the phone was surprise me 1.4128 0.03171 390 258 103 29
120 But we ARE the small "Meat Lovers!" 1.4128 0.03372 390 268 83 39
121 Oh, are you closing? 1.4123 0.03225 405 274 95 36
122 We're the Toppings. This is Helen and I'm Bob 1.4116 0.03090 430 289 105 36
123 What did you think you'd find on a shrimp pizza? 1.4112 0.03029 428 284 112 32
124 Well, what did you think these little plastic tables were for? 1.4104 0.03156 424 288 98 38
125 We're members of the upper crust 1.4100 0.03184 422 288 95 39
126 If you see our waiter will you ask him where our pizza is? 1.4072 0.03053 415 276 109 30
127 Of course it looks like a table. It is a table. 1.4072 0.03034 415 275 111 29
128 Please say you're vegetarian. 1.4072 0.03110 415 279 103 33
129 Well, you're not exactly what we were hoping for, either. 1.4063 0.02995 411 270 115 26
130 Ohhhh, hey, I think the edibles just kicked in. 1.4063 0.03168 411 279 97 35
131 Is it the weed or are you seeing them too? 1.4049 0.03257 405 279 88 38
132 Can you send our waiter over? 1.4035 0.03194 399 271 95 33
133 You ordered the small Italian family style right? 1.4035 0.03155 399 269 99 31
134 Food's good. Decor is a little cheesy. 1.4035 0.03147 404 273 99 32
135 I told you not to order a pizza with dates on it. 1.4030 0.03322 397 276 82 39
136 I ordered the meat lover’s not the meet lovers. 1.4030 0.03303 397 275 84 38
137 Before you complain, let me just say she's a little saucy, I'm a little cheesy, and we've both got plenty of dough. 1.4020 0.03248 393 269 90 34
138 If you keep staring we'll eat slow and order dessert. 1.4015 0.03259 391 268 89 34
139 If you think this is weird, look up! 1.3995 0.03264 383 262 89 32
140 A cabernet savignon for me, and another Chardonnay for the lady. 1.3979 0.03169 377 253 98 26
141 Little Italy. It's a thing. 1.3979 0.03169 377 253 98 26
142 Excuse me, this is a personal pizza. 1.3979 0.03278 377 258 88 31
143 We’re just here to make the pizza look bigger. 1.3972 0.03397 355 244 81 30
144 We booked it on OpenTable 1.3964 0.03554 333 231 72 30
145 Maybe this tiny house thing has gone too far. 1.3964 0.03529 333 230 74 29
146 If you are surprised now, don't look up. 1.3957 0.03251 374 255 90 29
147 It was either this or we sat at the bar. 1.3951 0.03479 329 225 78 26
148 Hi- we're the Olives. 1.3951 0.03571 324 224 72 28
149 You want a piece of me? 1.3946 0.03406 370 259 76 35
150 I knew we should have said no to the magic mushrooms. 1.3945 0.03777 327 235 55 37
151 And we’ll be leaving a tiny tip, too! 1.3945 0.03520 327 225 75 27
152 We ate the mushroom pizza Alice gave us. 1.3940 0.03353 368 255 81 32
153 Check, please. 1.3937 0.03607 348 248 63 37
154 Finally! The waiter... 1.3934 0.03366 366 254 80 32
155 Can you close the lid, please? It's really throwing off the ambience. 1.3932 0.03630 323 226 67 30
156 Look, if you don't like us, just pick us off. 1.3932 0.03577 323 224 71 28
157 And you’re sure you said ‘two small meat lovers’ and not ‘two small lovers meet’ 1.3932 0.03683 323 228 63 32
158 Well, that explains the beanstalk. 1.3930 0.03541 341 239 70 32
159 You can have our table when we’re done. 1.3925 0.03454 321 218 80 23
160 Look, Gulliver. It's the Lillipizzans! 1.3924 0.03445 344 238 77 29
161 Did you order the pizza from Little Italy again 1.3918 0.03662 319 224 65 30
162 We asked for a table on the piazza. 1.3918 0.03552 319 220 73 26
163 Next time don’t order from Gulliver’s Pizza. 1.3918 0.03689 319 225 63 31
164 Do you mind? This is a personal pan pizza! 1.3917 0.03472 360 254 71 35
165 So she said “Let’s find a nice table in the Piazza” 1.3912 0.03568 317 219 72 26
166 This is the last time I order from Little Italy 1.3879 0.03437 348 243 75 30
167 It was at this moment that Ben realized the mushrooms on his pizza might not have been normal mushrooms. 1.3879 0.03508 348 246 69 33
168 To you, it’s a pizza. To us, it’s a hut. 1.3879 0.03339 348 239 83 26
169 We know what you’re both wondering... How did the box close in the first place? 1.3866 0.03390 344 238 79 27
170 Do you mind? We've waited 18min at 425º for this table. 1.3866 0.03262 344 233 89 22
171 What're you staring at, Einstein? You think you ain't standing in the middle of an even bigger pizza? 1.3853 0.03442 340 237 75 28
172 Thanks for not ordering the calzone. 1.3851 0.03631 322 228 64 30
173 It's not delivery, it's the DiGiornos. 1.3846 0.03430 338 235 76 27
174 I have a feeling we’re not in Little Italy any more. 1.3846 0.03404 338 234 78 26
175 Then don't order the date-night combo! 1.3844 0.03425 320 219 79 22
176 We thought we asked to be seated in the piazza. 1.3839 0.03285 336 228 87 21
177 I told you it was only a matter of time before other people found out about this place.” 1.3836 0.03351 318 215 84 19
178 Excuse me Sir, but we're kind of in the middle of something. 1.3825 0.03418 332 230 77 25
179 Hi, actually could we switch to a booth? 1.3824 0.03649 306 215 65 26
180 Didn't you order two small meat lovers?" 1.3822 0.03583 314 220 68 26
181 Please bring the check and a small ladder. 1.3811 0.03665 286 198 67 21
182 Well what about OUR order? 1.3811 0.03428 307 209 79 19
183 So I say to the genie, how 'bout a nice romantic dinner on an Italian piazza? 1.3811 0.03526 328 231 69 28
184 We ate all your toppings. 1.3811 0.03473 328 229 73 26
185 Did you order us or did we order you? 1.3811 0.03446 328 228 75 25
186 Hurry up and eat. We've got to change for a wedding cake. 1.3811 0.03579 328 233 65 30
187 I don't think they got what they ordered either. 1.3804 0.03487 326 228 72 26
188 You’re disappointed!? We asked for a table overlooking the piazza. 1.3774 0.03545 318 224 68 26
189 We were as surprised as you that this cartoon needed a caption. 1.3771 0.03871 297 216 50 31
190 Sorry, this one’s occupied. 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
191 We're the Anchovies--who the hell are YOU? 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
192 We thought that WE were the upper crust. 1.3741 0.03745 294 210 58 26
193 Eat her first. I haven't finished my wine. 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
194 Since delivery took more than 30 minutes, we’re free. 1.3741 0.03587 294 205 68 21
195 We've finally made it into the upper crust. 1.3741 0.03745 294 210 58 26
196 It's okay: We're not big eaters. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
197 Would you like to join us? This is way more than we can eat. 1.3734 0.03709 308 222 57 29
198 Can we get the check? 1.3725 0.03331 306 208 82 16
199 Well then you should have looked at the toppings buttons on the app more carefully. Now apologize to my wife. She’s not what I wanted either, but I don’t go around whipping boxes open and telling her. 1.3725 0.03638 306 218 62 26
200 Not nearly as surprised as we were. 1.3725 0.03457 306 212 74 20
201 Well I’ll be, every kid was right after all. 1.3717 0.03177 304 202 91 11
202 I thought we were avoiding Rosemary and Basil. 1.3717 0.03624 304 216 63 25
203 We're waiting on a pizza. 1.3709 0.03610 302 214 64 24
204 We’re re-enacting an old episode of the Twilight Zone. 1.3709 0.03579 302 213 66 23
205 It’s a lot to digest. 1.3708 0.03941 267 192 51 24
206 Oh, sorry, we thought you had ordered a small piazza. 1.3708 0.04115 267 197 41 29
207 We're not delivery. We're the Digiornos. 1.3708 0.03869 267 190 55 22
208 If you wouldn't mind, it took us 30 minutes to get this table. 1.3700 0.03436 300 207 75 18
209 This is all-people. I ordered half-people, half anchovy 1.3694 0.04034 268 196 45 27
210 Please stop hovering! We haven't even had dessert yet. 1.3694 0.03783 268 189 59 20
211 Before you go doing anything crazy, answer me this: are you big, or are we little? 1.3682 0.03531 296 207 69 20
212 Hey, Tony. Small world! 1.3682 0.03689 296 212 59 25
213 Gulliver warned us about this place. 1.3677 0.03538 291 203 69 19
214 What did you think we'd do after the wedding cake gig? 1.3677 0.03538 291 203 69 19
215 Originally, We were saving for a house, but now we just keep buying better and better Chianti. 1.3677 0.03637 291 206 63 22
216 We ate the mushrooms that make you small. Ask Alice. 1.3677 0.03572 291 204 67 20
217 Did you order a small dinner for two? 1.3673 0.03546 294 206 68 20
218 Dave, did you order dates on the pizza again? 1.3673 0.03799 294 214 52 28
219 We’re so excited you are finally having us for dinner. 1.3668 0.03416 289 198 76 15
220 Small Margherita and Basil, no? 1.3659 0.03736 287 206 57 24
221 Sorry, we heard 'meet lovers.' 1.3659 0.03604 287 202 65 20
222 I thought we ordered it without shrimps. 1.3659 0.03637 287 203 63 21
223 Thanks for not ordering deep dish. 1.3655 0.03510 290 202 70 18
224 Thanks anyway but we've never been big on pizza. 1.3649 0.03851 285 208 50 27
225 Have you been listening the whole time? 1.3649 0.03654 285 202 62 21
226 Next time I think we should order the Vegetarian. 1.3649 0.03721 285 204 58 23
227 See? Pineapple isn’t the weirdest thing you can put on a pizza. 1.3649 0.03551 285 199 68 18
228 Sometimes Pi is irrational. 1.3646 0.03693 288 206 59 23
229 I always wondered what the little plastic table in pizza boxes was for, but obviously this raises more questions than it answers. 1.3640 0.03842 250 176 57 17
230 We are done-just waiting for the check 1.3640 0.03636 283 200 63 20
231 Didn't you order the pizza with dates? 1.3640 0.03601 283 199 65 19
232 We’re ready to order. 1.3630 0.03756 281 202 56 23
233 You asked for a little Olive and a little Basil on your pizza, yes? 1.3627 0.03556 284 199 67 18
234 We ordered in and got delivered. Go figure. 1.3620 0.03739 279 200 57 22
235 Do you mind? We’re in the middle of something here! 1.3610 0.03936 241 171 53 17
236 I don't like the way they're eyeing our rug... 1.3600 0.03631 275 194 63 18
237 Sorry, we ate your breadsticks. 1.3600 0.03595 275 193 65 17
238 I told you to call Jonathan's Swift Pizzeria, NOT Jonathan Swift's Pizzeria. 1.3600 0.03704 275 196 59 20
239 The food was good but the floor is rather greasy. 1.3597 0.03780 278 201 54 23
240 Close the lid our food's getting cold. 1.3590 0.03721 273 195 58 20
241 At least it's not anchovies. 1.3590 0.03611 273 192 64 17
242 You ordered the 'Cheese Lovers' didn't you? 1.3590 0.03757 273 196 56 21
243 When I ordered a pizza big enough for two people, I didn't realize the two people came with it. 1.3583 0.03854 240 169 56 15
244 Excuse me, but this pizza is taken. 1.3583 0.04241 240 178 38 24
245 We may be the the 1%, but we own the pie! 1.3583 0.04031 254 186 45 23
246 Are we in your nightmare or you in ours? 1.3579 0.03513 271 188 69 14
247 Well, next time I ask you what you want on the pizza, don't say 'Surprise me!' if you don't mean it. 1.3566 0.03579 272 191 65 16
248 Did you or did you not ask for dates on your pizza? 1.3558 0.03622 267 188 63 16
249 Add this to pineapple and anchovies as things that should never be on pizza. 1.3558 0.03812 267 193 53 21
250 This is nothing. Wait until you eat the mushrooms. 1.3558 0.03812 267 193 53 21
251 We’re the lovers. The meat’s underneath. 1.3558 0.03992 267 198 43 26
252 There you are. We're ready to order. 1.3558 0.03583 267 187 65 15
253 Didn't you order a small Neapolitan and small Sicilian? 1.3558 0.03699 267 190 59 18
254 Well, didn’t you order two small lightly sauced Italians? 1.3534 0.03667 266 189 60 17
255 Slight error. They thought you ordered WITH two people not FOR two people. 1.3534 0.03743 266 191 56 19
256 Yes, well, no more surprised than we are. 1.3507 0.04197 211 152 44 15
257 You might want to avoid the mushrooms. 1.3502 0.03749 257 184 56 17
258 We asked a genie if he could make us a pizza. 1.3502 0.03790 257 185 54 18
259 The food is bad and the portions are small. 1.3492 0.03757 252 180 56 16
260 What? You didn’t order the extra small, two topping, date night special? 1.3492 0.03672 252 178 60 14
261 We are trying to think inside the box . 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
262 I knew that little table was for something. 1.3484 0.04307 221 164 37 20
263 What did you expect when you ordered dates on your pizza? 1.3484 0.03906 221 156 53 12
264 See Margaret? I said, what kind of restaurant has just one table? 1.3484 0.04259 221 163 39 19
265 I always wondered what that plastic thing was for 1.3484 0.04210 221 162 41 18
266 Well, you ordered the two-person pizza... 1.3480 0.03818 250 180 53 17
267 We were hoping to be served, not be served. 1.3480 0.03645 250 176 61 13
268 You ordered dinner for two? 1.3468 0.04145 222 162 43 17
269 You ordered Marguerita. Well I'm her husband. 1.3468 0.04337 222 166 35 21
270 This table is taken. 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
271 Finally. Can we get some more parmesan? 1.3468 0.04145 222 162 43 17
272 Now that you've interrupted us, how about a couple of drops of Chianti?" 1.3468 0.03943 222 158 51 13
273 Oh, so thats what those are used for? 1.3468 0.04290 222 165 37 20
274 Do you have a very small bathroom we could use? 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
275 Soooooo, do they tip or do we? 1.3468 0.03526 248 172 66 10
276 I SPECIFICALLY asked the hostess not to give us this table for this exact reason. 1.3468 0.03751 248 177 56 15
277 This is what you get when you order from Little Caesars! 1.3468 0.03879 248 180 50 18
278 We thought we were dining out on the piazza! 1.3468 0.03837 248 179 52 17
279 Honey, what is a tiny straight couple doing on our pizza? 1.3455 0.03983 246 181 45 20
280 Let's see Dean Martin sing about this! 1.3455 0.03589 246 172 63 11
281 At least you have your food. We haven't ordered yet! 1.3455 0.03680 246 174 59 13
282 Ah man... I said meat lovers NOT meet lovers. 1.3453 0.04080 223 162 45 16
283 What did you think the little table was for? 1.3448 0.04016 232 169 46 17
284 We're just as surprised as you are! 1.3448 0.04153 232 172 40 20
285 We used to live in a music box but the noise and the dancing were too much. 1.3443 0.03788 244 175 54 15
286 I know we probably look guilty, but the delivery guy actually ate most of it. 1.3443 0.03962 244 179 46 19
287 It's still better than Hawaiian. 1.3443 0.04046 244 181 42 21
288 I guess they’re back on the sauce. 1.3441 0.03757 247 177 55 15
289 Excuse me, we're in the middle of a conversation. 1.3430 0.03670 242 171 59 12
290 Come to think of it, those mushrooms did taste a little odd. 1.3430 0.03716 242 172 57 13
291 It's YOUR fault! Who orders dates on pizza 1.3430 0.03762 242 173 55 14
292 Would you mind closing the lid on your way out? 1.3430 0.03762 242 173 55 14
293 Hello, we're the Pepperonis 1.3430 0.04110 242 181 39 22
294 Take out for you but it's eat in for us. 1.3430 0.03852 242 175 51 16
295 The seating's a bit tight but the portions are huge! 1.3412 0.04071 211 152 46 13
296 This is so wrong, I ordered vegetarian. 1.3402 0.03990 241 178 44 19
297 One side makes you larger, and one side makes you small. 1.3402 0.03903 241 176 48 17
298 You can have our table, we are just about done. 1.3402 0.03903 241 176 48 17
299 That's correct. We are the Anchovies. I'm Dave and this is Gwen. 1.3389 0.03968 239 176 45 18
300 Why yes, our last name is Toppings! Why do you ask? 1.3389 0.03740 239 171 55 13
301 I've never had dates on a pizza before. 1.3389 0.03832 239 173 51 15
302 The lady said, 'For here or to go?' and we said yes. 1.3389 0.03832 239 173 51 15
303 ..and this is my wife, Olive. We're the Toppings. 1.3389 0.03692 239 170 57 12
304 You try finding a table on a Friday night. 1.3376 0.03642 234 165 59 10
305 So good of you to have us for dinner. 1.3376 0.03540 234 163 63 8
306 Hello. We're from Little Italy. 1.3376 0.04159 234 176 37 21
307 Staring won't make us leave this table one minute sooner. 1.3376 0.03886 234 170 49 15
308 The boys at Sal's have been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
309 We'll have a small pie, and a thimble of your house chianti. 1.3365 0.03987 208 149 48 11
310 YOU'RE surprised? We've just figured out why there's cheese all over the floor! 1.3365 0.04322 208 155 36 17
311 Are you the Donner Party? 1.3365 0.04429 208 157 32 19
312 Would you happen to have a late-harvest Reisling? 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
313 You have to admit, a personal pizza doesn't get much more personal than this. 1.3365 0.03928 208 148 50 10
314 I only ordered people on half... 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
315 We decided to dine in. 1.3365 0.03987 208 149 48 11
316 We’re the DeGiornos. Who’re you? 1.3365 0.04481 208 158 30 20
317 Well, the coupon did say the extra-large feeds four! 1.3365 0.04214 208 153 40 15
318 Breaking news, you ruined our dinner, too. 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
319 We’d like a to-go box, please. 1.3365 0.04045 208 150 46 12
320 You did ask for Olive and Basil. 1.3362 0.03941 229 167 47 15
321 We're still waiting for our salad. 1.3362 0.03793 229 164 53 12
322 Look, pineapple is one thing, but dates are where I draw the line. 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
323 Could be worse - at least it doesn’t have pineapple 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
324 Close the lid, I was about to pop the question! 1.3362 0.03941 229 167 47 15
325 We're sick of wedding cake. 1.3362 0.04085 229 170 41 18
326 And the strangest part of all this? Our last name is actually Toppings. 1.3362 0.03742 229 163 55 11
327 I'm Basil this is Olive. 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
328 Could you please ask the waiter if our small pepperoni is ready? 1.3362 0.04085 229 170 41 18
329 I asked them to top it with romaine and dates, not a romantic date. 1.3362 0.03990 229 168 45 16
330 We'll try your house red, please. 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
331 We're just having our dessert. This table will be available soon. 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
332 I guess I'll set the table for four 1.3333 0.03780 225 161 53 11
333 Look, your order form specifically stated ‘anything but pineapple.’ 1.3333 0.03832 225 162 51 12
334 Well, you ordered the date-night pizza! 1.3333 0.04034 225 166 43 16
335 I don’t know, honey—I ordered Hawaiian but these people look French. 1.3333 0.03832 225 162 51 12
336 You ordered small ? 1.3333 0.03832 225 162 51 12
337 I thought "Diners to Go" was just a misspelling. 1.3318 0.04106 223 166 40 17
338 Could you leave it open? We were promised al fresco. 1.3303 0.03977 221 162 45 14
339 I hope you tipped the delivery guy at least $5 or this could be you. 1.3303 0.04028 221 163 43 15
340 Oh, sorry, is this a personal pizza? 1.3303 0.03872 221 160 49 12
341 Look who's here...its a small world, isn't it? 1.3303 0.03818 221 159 51 11
342 You're so fond of 'thinking outside the box,' you figure it out. 1.3299 0.04482 197 149 31 17
343 What time do you close? 1.3288 0.04153 219 164 38 17
344 Wait til you see what comes in your Chinese 1.3288 0.03892 219 159 48 12
345 Excuse me, we're in the middle of something here. 1.3288 0.03838 219 158 50 11
346 That's on YOU for ordering the 'small vegetarian'. 1.3288 0.03727 219 156 54 9
347 Well, there goes the ambiance. 1.3288 0.03892 219 159 48 12
348 You didn't read the fine print on the discount coupon, did you? 1.3288 0.03946 219 160 46 13
349 Is it okay we seated ourselves? 1.3288 0.04102 219 163 40 16
350 Well you did order two smalls. 1.3288 0.03783 219 157 52 10
351 Hi there,we're the Pepperonis! 1.3256 0.04043 215 159 42 14
352 Would you have preferred anchovies? 1.3255 0.04137 212 158 39 15
353 Did you even read the coupon?! 1.3255 0.04082 212 157 41 14
354 Nice to meet you. We're the Chovies. Andy and Ann. 1.3255 0.04082 212 157 41 14
355 I do hate it when the waiters hover! 1.3238 0.03635 210 148 56 6
356 So glad to see you found someone, Paul. 1.3238 0.03936 210 153 46 11
357 Rod Serling's at it again! 1.3238 0.03571 210 147 58 5
358 Don’t worry, we took off our shoes. 1.3238 0.04161 210 157 38 15
359 This is much more civilized than our dining experience in the bucket of chicken. 1.3238 0.04050 210 155 42 13
360 This dating app really delivers. 1.3238 0.03818 210 151 50 9
361 Waiter!...this carpet's disgusting. 1.3238 0.04161 210 157 38 15
362 I asked Karen & Fred to order the pizza. They weren't kidding when they said they were on top of it. 1.3238 0.04374 210 161 30 19
363 I always wondered what those little plastic thingies were for. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
364 Welcome to Little Caesar’s. I’m the owner and this is Ann Chovy. 1.3238 0.04106 210 156 40 14
365 When you ordered the "cheese lovers topping" perhaps you should have been more specific. 1.3238 0.03936 210 153 46 11
366 I'm Al Fredo and this is my Aunt Chovy, just as you ordered. 1.3238 0.03993 210 154 44 12
367 We got tired of wedding cake. 1.3238 0.03818 210 151 50 9
368 There's your mistake: it's a piazza. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
369 Yes, we did clean our shoes; which piece would you like? 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
370 You realize that one of us are dreaming. 1.3221 0.04015 208 153 43 12
371 I didn't think I'd like a 'pop-up' restaurant. I was right. 1.3221 0.03898 208 151 47 10
372 We ordered a small couple, of pizzas. 1.3221 0.04185 208 156 37 15
373 Could have been worse, anchovies. 1.3221 0.04015 208 153 43 12
374 Are you god? 1.3221 0.04349 208 159 31 18
375 I specifically said deep dish, not family style. 1.3221 0.04015 208 153 43 12
376 Now I've seen pizza with everyting. 1.3221 0.03838 208 150 49 9
377 Quick, act like an anchovy. 1.3211 0.04397 190 143 33 14
378 You wiped your feet before you sat down, right? 1.3207 0.04294 184 136 37 11
379 We'd like the check when you get a chance. 1.3204 0.04038 206 152 42 12
380 It could be worse. We could be pineapple. 1.3204 0.04210 206 155 36 15
381 Sure it's small, but it's rent-controlled. 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
382 The last time I had this dream you weren't wearing pants. 1.3204 0.03979 206 151 44 11
383 Could you hold off on our order? We're waiting for a third. 1.3204 0.04038 206 152 42 12
384 You said anything but pineapple 1.3204 0.04096 206 153 40 13
385 Oh so that's what family-style is 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
386 Well,what did you expect? Blackbirds? 1.3204 0.04096 206 153 40 13
387 Honey, I think there was something in the wine. 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
388 Just when I thought this blind date couldn't get any worse... 1.3186 0.04348 204 156 31 17
389 Good evening. I'm Hal and this is Ashley, and we'll be your toppings tonight. 1.3186 0.04061 204 151 41 12
390 You ordered a romantic dinner for two, right? 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
391 Well, excuse us, but we thought we were having lunch on the piazza. 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
392 We had reservations about the mushrooms too. 1.3186 0.03687 204 145 53 6
393 You're surprised? You ordered a plain cheese and then asked for a small couple of your customer favorites in the middle. 1.3186 0.03816 204 147 49 8
394 Oh well, still better than pineapple. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
395 In a New York accent, "Hey, we're eating here!" 1.3186 0.03940 204 149 45 10
396 We are just waiting for the check 1.3186 0.03878 204 148 47 9
397 Great. They forgot the pepperoni. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
398 Well, we weren’t expecting you either! 1.3186 0.03878 204 148 47 9
399 I always knew those little things did more than just support the lid. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
400 You ordered the romantic dinner for two. 1.3186 0.04178 204 153 37 14
401 You can open the lid. We're just making small talk. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
402 They were out of meat lovers, so you got us wine lovers instead. 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
403 We asked to be seated inside... 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
404 We ate the wrong side of a mushroom pizza. 1.3168 0.04144 202 151 38 13
405 Would you mind closing the lid? This is a private party. 1.3168 0.03835 202 146 48 8
406 We're just in it for the dough. 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
407 Ready for some small talk? 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
408 Well, I did tell them to throw on a couple of shrimps. 1.3166 0.04000 199 146 43 10
409 Keep it open. We prefer alfresco dining. 1.3166 0.03936 199 145 45 9
410 You're the one who ordered a pizza with dates. 1.3166 0.03871 199 144 47 8
411 Oh, sorry, is this your table? 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
412 We have to stop ordering pizza from the same people who make wedding cakes! 1.3166 0.04000 199 146 43 10
413 When you order a small, you need to be more specific. 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
414 You're right Caroline, they do look like people who would order dates on a pizza. 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
415 Probably good to be clearer when you order dates as a topping. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
416 The reviews said the food would "transport us to Italy," but it looks like we only made it as far as 34th Street. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
417 We discovered this pop up restaurant. Find your own." 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
418 Good evening, we're the Pepperoni's. 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
419 We're the Pepperoni's. Fred and Lois. You ordered small, right? 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
420 Hi. This is Ann and I'm Chovy. 1.3166 0.03936 199 145 45 9
421 You can have a slice if you bring us more wine. 1.3147 0.03958 197 144 44 9
422 If it's any consolation, we're not happy with our service either. 1.3147 0.04087 197 146 40 11
423 We ate your pizza. 1.3147 0.04451 197 152 28 17
424 The walls in this place are like cardboard. 1.3147 0.03958 197 144 44 9
425 The pizza was delicious. We'd like to see a dessert menu. 1.3147 0.04150 197 147 38 12
426 These two again? 1.3147 0.04333 197 150 32 15
427 Yes, we recall your wedding... and time hasn't treated you so well either, by the way. 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
428 They seated us, I heard someone yell, 'Pick up!' then everything went dark! 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
429 Hi, we are your surprise toppings. 1.3147 0.03892 197 143 46 8
430 Well, for the topping you said, "Surprise us." 1.3147 0.04087 197 146 40 11
431 Who puts dates on a pizza?! 1.3128 0.04237 195 147 35 13
432 Well, this is awkward. 1.3128 0.03845 195 141 47 7
433 Stop worrying! We put those plastic bag things over our shoes. 1.3128 0.04174 195 146 37 12
434 Your mother and I know that you’ve been smoking pot. 1.3128 0.04299 195 148 33 14
435 We ate the pineapple for you. You're welcome. 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
436 Could we get a table closer to a window? 1.3128 0.03775 195 140 49 6
437 Just recycling the plastic spacer; why do you ask? 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
438 Nice to meet you. We’re the Pepperoni’s. 1.3128 0.04174 195 146 37 12
439 Hi,I'm Pepper. I'm Roni. 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
440 What? You think they put these tables in here for no reason? 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
441 Well, they may just be "little plastic thingies" to you! 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
442 I said small Margarita pizza. Not small people drinking Margaritas. 1.3128 0.04360 195 149 31 15
443 Ah, about time - bring us two more glasses of the house red.” 1.3128 0.03980 195 143 43 9
444 We have the table until 8:30. Then it's yours. 1.3128 0.03913 195 142 45 8
445 Close the lid! You’re ruining the ambience. 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
446 We're good to go. 1.3109 0.04069 193 143 40 10
447 I'm sorry, this table was reserved months ago. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
448 Small world. 1.3109 0.03934 193 141 44 8
449 It's Gulliver's pizza, what were you expecting? 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
450 I asked them to hold the dates. 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
451 Who ordered two vegetarians. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
452 Do you mind? It's date night! 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
453 Did you say feta or meta? 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
454 The wedding cake gigs got to be a little too precious. 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
455 we are retired wedding cake figurines 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
456 You said you wanted a pizza with a little Aunt Jovi and a little Papa Ronny. 1.3089 0.04353 191 146 31 14
457 Did you, or did you not, order a small spicy Italian?! 1.3089 0.04024 191 141 41 9
458 You ordered the meat eaters pizza; we're the meat eaters 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
459 Can you leave the box open? It's a little warm in here. 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
460 Well, you wanted pepperoni, we’re the Pepperonis 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
461 We asked for privacy.” “Yeah, well we asked for a vegetarian pizza. 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
462 So that's what the thing in the middle is for... 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
463 Care to join us? There's more here than we can eat. 1.3069 0.03833 189 137 46 6
464 Don't eat the mushrooms! 1.3069 0.04116 189 141 38 10
465 The mushrooms were amazing. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
466 We believe the word is flat and divided into eight equal continents. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
467 Sorry, but it was the only table available. 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
468 I can't believe it. They got the toppings wrong again! 1.3069 0.04047 189 140 40 9
469 It's a smidgen wobbly, mind sliding a pepperoni under this leg? 1.3069 0.04184 189 142 36 11
470 Apparently they gave us the wrong table. 1.3069 0.04116 189 141 38 10
471 The travel agent told us that this was Little Italy. 1.3065 0.04159 186 139 37 10
472 Never stiff the waiter at the PIZZA WIZARD. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
473 We're the Peperonis who are you? 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
474 Pardon me, but we reserved the table two months ago. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
475 I asked for a table for two, I wasn't expecting them to deliver. 1.3065 0.04017 186 137 41 8
476 We would like to see the menu. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
477 When I said, "Two Italians", I meant something completely different. 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
478 Wow, 3D printing has come a long way! 1.3065 0.04159 186 139 37 10
479 Rats! I ordered date and prosciutto and they left out the prosciutto. 1.3065 0.04089 186 138 39 9
480 But I ordered vegan! 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
481 Excuse us, we were just in the middle of something! 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
482 Whatever you do … DON’T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!” 1.3065 0.04364 186 142 31 13
483 We both felt like a little pizza tonight. 1.3065 0.04495 186 144 27 15
484 First they put us under a vent. Now this! 1.3048 0.04070 187 139 39 9
485 Bring us more wine from the mini bar. 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
486 Stop staring at my wife! 1.3043 0.04040 184 136 40 8
487 Honey, we need to send it back.. I specifically asked for thin crust, not upper crust! 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
488 Sorry, we ate your pizza. 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
489 I don't know where your pizza is. We're waiting for lasagna. 1.3022 0.03911 182 133 43 6
490 There's a tiny problem with the pizza. 1.3022 0.04137 182 136 37 9
491 Guess my phone autocorrected pepperoni to heteronormative again. 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
492 The order said 'Surprise me with the toppings.' 1.3022 0.04137 182 136 37 9
493 Spelling matters. I'm afraid you ordered a small piazza. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
494 Then next time don't order the family combo! 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
495 I don’t know, it was the “Date Night Special.” You order next time. 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
496 I Thought, I ordered a vegetarian... Not two 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
497 Never tell a pizza joint to surprise you. 1.3022 0.03911 182 133 43 6
498 I think we've been served. 1.3022 0.04352 182 139 31 12
499 This is not what I meant by a couple of toppings... 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
500 Who ordered the magic mushroom pizza? 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
501 Maybe next time order mushrooms on the pizza. Not order pizza when you are on mushrooms. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
502 My folks warned her--Marry him and you'll live in a cardboard box. 1.3000 0.03931 180 132 42 6
503 Don't worry. We removed our shoes. 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
504 Close the box! You're letting all the heat out. 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
505 Crap, they forgot the pepperoni again. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
506 Please keep it down. The kids are asleep in the breadbox. 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
507 Oh, we're sorry, this tables already taken. 1.3000 0.04162 180 135 36 9
508 We're sorry ... were those your anchovies? 1.3000 0.04010 180 133 40 7
509 Just because you set our table on your table does not make it your pizza. 1.3000 0.04010 180 133 40 7
510 Our portions were tiny, the AC seems to be broken — and the floor is disgusting! 1.3000 0.04380 180 138 30 12
511 Do you mind? We're trying to keep things in perspective here. 1.3000 0.03931 180 132 42 6
512 Help us Obi Wan Cannoli, you’re our only hope. 1.3000 0.04587 180 141 24 15
513 Disney was right I guess it is a small world after all. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
514 Congratulations, you found a topping worse than pineapple. 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
515 What ticks me off is we asked for a ' Table away from the kitchen'. 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
516 Were you expecting a little red checkered tablecloth, too? 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
517 I know what you must be thinking. But please, we made this reservation two months ago. 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
518 Do you mind? This is a working lunch. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
519 We wanted pizza that comes from Little Italy not pizza that comes with little Italians. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
520 I knew we should have gotten Chinese 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
521 This is what happens when you order magic mushrooms on your pizza. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
522 Whatever you do, don't order the "Shroom Special" 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
523 We're ready for the check. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
524 We're never ordering takeout from Little Italy again. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
525 And, if you see our waitress, tell her we're ready to order. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
526 Your Italian is pretty good. But you didn't order a small family pizza - you asked for a small family with pizza. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
527 Honey, after miraculously surviving the fiery furnace, these giants don't scare me one bit. 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
528 I told you Fred that I saw little foot prints on our last pizza ! 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
529 Ciao! We're from Little Italy. 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
530 It's our favorite little Italian place 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
531 Did you accidentally order peopleroni again? 1.2971 0.04459 175 135 28 12
532 Oh, so we're interrupting YOUR dinner, is that it? 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
533 Excuse me, but this is a personal pizza. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
534 We were a little short 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
535 How is this weird, Mr. “I-order-dates-on-pizza?” 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
536 Next time don't order from Little Italy. 1.2971 0.04074 175 130 38 7
537 I didn't know your parents were coming for dinner. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
538 Can we PLEASE have some pizza quiet? 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
539 Hello. We're The Toppings, Ed and Sylvia Topping. 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
540 Pardon me - do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
541 All I know is we asked for a small table as close to the piazza as possible 1.2971 0.03738 175 126 46 3
542 We’re reducing our carbonara footprint. 1.2971 0.04604 175 137 24 14
543 Can't you see we're in the middle of our dinner? 1.2971 0.03910 175 128 42 5
544 I'll be more careful the next time I order a "Meet Lovers" pizza. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
545 We started without you. 1.2971 0.04074 175 130 38 7
546 Didn’t you read the Groupon? 1.2971 0.04074 175 130 38 7
547 Okay, this is now officially the worst dining experience ever. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
548 You may want to avoid the wild mushrooms for obvious reasons. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
549 Don't look up. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
550 We're the secret ingredient! 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
551 Fred and Eunice Topping. Who are you? 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
552 You just can’t find a hidden gem in the city anymore without someone else discovering it 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
553 Do you mind? 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
554 You didn't order a date on your pizza?? 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
555 I always thought “family size” would be larger. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
556 Well, this will make for one strange restaurant review. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
557 You ordered "out"... We ordered "in" 1.2924 0.03951 171 126 40 5
558 Excuse me, but can we have some privacy here? 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
559 No, you ordered the MAGIC mushroom pizza. 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
560 Well then, next time don't order one with everything. 1.2924 0.04037 171 127 38 6
561 Did you order a pizza with dates? 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
562 You never wondered why it was shaped like a table ? 1.2924 0.04037 171 127 38 6
563 Hey, Bill. You ever wonder what those little plastic tables were for? 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
564 You ordered one with everything, right? 1.2924 0.04037 171 127 38 6
565 We’re on a date. A little privacy please. 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
566 Well, since you never invite us over, we thought we'd try this. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
567 Yes, it takes BOTH of us to keep the cheese from sticking to the top of the box. 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
568 You must know Gulliver. He's the travel agent who signed us up for this "Taste of Italy Tour". 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
569 You're right, when you order two people, they come with a free pizza. 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
570 Yes, you must listen to our Lilliput Island timeshare presentation before eating the free pizza. 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
571 Could you close the lid? You're letting the heat out. 1.2907 0.03932 172 127 40 5
572 We didn’t order this either. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
573 So you're saying our pizza will have an even tinier couple at an even tinier table in the middle of it? 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
574 Don't stare Celia, if they're not vegetarian we don't want to provoke them. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
575 Do you mind, we're having a box lunch! 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
576 What do you mean you are closing soon? 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
577 Just be patient, we’ll be leaving in a minute. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
578 These days it's not enough just to have a wedding cake topper. 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
579 Yes, a piazza. What did you think you ordered? 1.2907 0.03844 172 126 42 4
580 We're the Pepperonis​, we had reservations for two. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
581 You’re disappointed?!! We’ll never get the anchovy smell out of these clothes. 1.2907 0.04017 172 128 38 6
582 I told you not to try to order in Italian! 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
583 I'm Fred, that's Margo; we're the Anchovy's. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
584 We'd prefer it closed, if you don't mind. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
585 Would you mind closing the lid? we paid for the whole evening ... 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
586 Would you believe we lost our wedding cake gig? 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
587 Now I see why this Airbnb was only 50 magic beans a night... 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
588 Yeah, well we're not laughing either. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
589 This is not what I had in mind when I asked if you wanted to share a pizza. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
590 I think I see the mix-up... I'm Ted Peppers and this is Abigail Bacon. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
591 We keep the cheese from sticking to the inside of the box. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
592 The wine is perfect, thank you! And we're ready to order now. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
593 Can you give us a minute? We are in the middle of something. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
594 Remember when we were happy like that? 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
595 Don’t mind us. We already ate. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
596 What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a box lunch before? 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
597 How did no one say anything about this on Yelp ... 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
598 We're the Olives--who are you? 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
599 Gary, this is an intervention. 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
600 ‘I think they ate the pepperoni ‘ 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
601 Luigi sent us. 1.2892 0.04103 166 124 36 6
602 For the record, we are in fact meat lovers. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
603 We just want to be left in pizza. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
604 But you told ALEXA to throw in a couple of SMALL FOLKS with the order, didn’t you? 1.2892 0.04685 166 131 22 13
605 Somehow, I thought "family size" would be bigger. 1.2892 0.04014 166 123 38 5
606 Do you mind? We are trying to eat here. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
607 Are we interrupting them or are they interrupting us? 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
608 Do you mind closing the lid? We're not done eating. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
609 These cartoons are increasingly just stupid. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
610 What are your small-plate options? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
611 Hi, you must be the extra large meat-lovers. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
612 We were downsized from the wedding cake gig. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
613 What? Like you didn't know what these were for. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
614 It’s a small world,isn’t it! 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
615 Big portions, lousy ambience. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
616 You wanted dates on your pizza? You got dates. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
617 Well,...you did order the family size pizza. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
618 I knew something was wrong when the lights went out. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
619 You might have suspected that Restaurant Week meant smaller portions. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
620 Yeah sure, like you never thought of this. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
621 You ordered a plain cheese and two small Italians, correct? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
622 Family size just isn't what it used to be. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
623 Would you pass me a flake of chili pepper? 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
624 And WE weren't expecting a bumpy ride on the back of a motorcycle! 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
625 New Yorker Style Pizza 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
626 Actually we ordered a table at a nice piazza. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
627 You did say "literally" when you ordered the pizza lovers special. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
628 Yes, we ordered a "large" and you must have ordered a "small." 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
629 Jim, did you order extra toppings? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
630 Oh and I bet THIS is somehow my fault too. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
631 Get your own! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
632 Finally a vegetarian pizza made with real vegetarians! 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
633 Mind closing the lid? We're on a date. 1.2866 0.04035 164 122 37 5
634 Did you order Sicilian or the Lilliputian? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
635 You’re pissed? We spent eight minutes in the oven! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
636 A caprese salad and Steak Diane. What are you guys having? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
637 Did you order a wedding cake or pizza? 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
638 They usually get out before delivery and just leave the little table! 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
639 The portions at this place are huge. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
640 Death is not the end. 1.2866 0.04875 164 132 17 15
641 Hon, Did you order the two giants? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
642 Excuse me, this is a private luxury box! 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
643 Did you say light on Sardines or Sardinians? 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
644 You ordered Dinner for Two, again? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
645 Hurry up and finish, honey. I think they’re going to close soon. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
646 What—you think these tiny tables go to waste? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
647 Now I know what that little round thing in the middle of the pizza is for. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
648 Will you let our server know we have a seven o'clock show to catch? 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
649 Really? It looks like a little table because it IS a little table! 1.2840 0.03962 162 120 38 4
650 I've always wondered what that little thingy is for. 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
651 Not to worry. We eat very little. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
652 These are not the small Hawaiians I ordered... 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
653 Could you get our waiter? We'd like more wine. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
654 It’s called a personal pan pizza for a reason. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
655 No, they didn't get your order wrong. We're the Anchovies. 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
656 You said you wanted the meet lover’s pizza, right? 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
657 Oh, this is what the "Out-of-Box" experience looks like. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
658 They told us we'd have the table until at least 8:30. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
659 If you continue to rush us, don't expect a tip. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
660 Oh, we're the Mozzarellas. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
661 We're on a food tour of Little Italy. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
662 I always wondered what that little table was for... 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
663 Go ask Alice. 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
664 Look, we're not exactly thrilled about this table, either. 1.2840 0.03962 162 120 38 4
665 I thought we had this table until 7:30. 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
666 I know, but do you have any idea how hard it is to get a table at this place? 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
667 I told you Hank, no one orders dates on a pizza. 1.2812 0.04080 160 120 35 5
668 Who orders dates on a pizza, anyways? 1.2812 0.04080 160 120 35 5
669 Wow! Last time we use a discount coupon. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
670 Sorry, I ask him to think outside the box this time for a date night plan, but here we are again! 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
671 OK, that's the last time we order mushrooms with the pepperoni. 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
672 Another pizza place ruined by tourists. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
673 They said we'd be living in a shoe box if we moved to New York. Well, look at us now! 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
674 I'm curious, exactly what did you order? 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
675 At least they’re not pineapples. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
676 What makes you think we ate it? 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
677 Every large pizza comes with two smalls. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
678 Can we get a little more pinot noir please? 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
679 "Well, this just tops everything" 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
680 Hi, we're Mama and Papa John. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
681 We used to be you ! 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
682 Which mushroom pizza did YOU order? 1.2803 0.04125 157 118 34 5
683 I told you it was too easy getting this reservation! 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
684 Can you give us just a few more minutes, please” 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
685 We're closed for Shabbat! 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
686 Excuse me...have you seen our waiter? 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
687 Because every place in Little Italy was booked. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
688 You ordered 'Family Style', not 'Family Size'. 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
689 Hope you’re Vegetarians. 1.2803 0.04025 157 117 36 4
690 We're the serving suggestion. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
691 Well, we are both lovers and vegetarians...next time, be more specific. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
692 It's a new little pop-up. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
693 You wanted the spicy Italian? You gotta the spicy Italian! 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
694 What'd you expect from little Italy ? 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
695 Yeah, I'm Little Caesar. You gotta problem wid dat? 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
696 Thank You! We PREFER al fresco! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
697 It's not what we ordered either. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
698 I asked for pepperoni, not people only. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
699 Would you mind closing the lid. We’d like some privacy. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
700 I know you guys said You felt like a little Italian. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
701 No anchovies this time. Good. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
702 Well, at this point, it’s either eat or be eaten 1.2774 0.03941 155 115 37 3
703 ...and she'll have the linguine carbonara and a water, no ice. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
704 And this is why the table nearest the kitchen is never a good place to be seated. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
705 I guess we weren’t clear when they asked us “take out or dine in.” 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
706 Thanks so much. We were feeling so boxed in! 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
707 And you are...? 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
708 We were hoping for a quiet evening by oursselves. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
709 You're going to love this Magic Mushroom pie as much as we do! 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
710 Hey, we were here first. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
711 this is family size. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
712 Ugly sweater, Chad. Now shut the lid. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
713 Wait until you see what's in the antipasto salad 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
714 Could someone summon the Sommelier please. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
715 Would you mind closing that? It's letting the heat out. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
716 But we ordered a same sex pizza. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
717 It's our new promo... small pizza with peopleroni. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
718 Get your own table! 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
719 What exactly is the meaning of "Fee Fi Fo Fum"? 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
720 Yes honey, these are the Toppings. Frank and Eleanor Topping... 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
721 Yeah, well imagine *our* surprise when we realized the telemarketer's angle on a free 'Italian vacation.' 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
722 Sorry about your pizza. We got hungry on the way over. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
723 Extra large with 'Surprise Me' topping' is our favorite, too." 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
724 Damn dyslexia! I meant to order a ‘family-size’ pizza! 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
725 Keep a lid on it, will ya? 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
726 Not quite what I had in mind when I ordered 'family size' 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
727 Do we LOOK like anchovies? 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
728 Avery? Is that you? Small world. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
729 Ask them where they got the chairs. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
730 Did Rod Serling answer the phone when you ordered from Twilight Pizza tonight? 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
731 Despite pinching pennies in retirement, Susan and Rick will never order the "Surprise 2 for $2 Topping" on their pizza again. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
732 The toppings were great, but we left the crust for you. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
733 We’ve been waiting 15 minutes for you. May we have menus, please 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
734 Those are the two weirdos who ordered dates on their pizza 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
735 Would you mind closing the box? I think he's ready to propose. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
736 Thanks! It was like a sauna in here. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
737 Please move us to a table away from the kitchen. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
738 This is the ‘’meet lovers’ pizza! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
739 Do you mind? We're having a private conversation here. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
740 This is the hottest spot in Little Italy. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
741 No, we're not gluten-free. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
742 You’re walking on thin crust, buddy. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
743 Next time please specify: Hold the Throckmortons. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
744 This beats the top of a wedding cake and it comes with a table! 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
745 Keep the damn thing open for a while, will ya? 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
746 I thought they did away with the “happy meals” surprises. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
747 Would you mind not slamming the lid? 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
748 The Groupon said dine-in only. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
749 You ordered a small vegetarian and a small Hawaiian? 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
750 You order pineapple on your pizza you get leprechauns. Thats life. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
751 No, we're not Sicilian; we're Neapolitan. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
752 Pleased to meet you. We're the Pepperonis. 1.2745 0.04840 153 123 18 12
753 You’re ruining the ambiance. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
754 We're the 'couple of toppings' that you ordered. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
755 Finally! We’d like a half cheese, half pepperoni. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
756 the fuck you lookin' at? 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
757 Can you close that? You're ruining the ambiance. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
758 Won't you join us. We're the Pepperoni's. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
759 Close that lid right now or I'll give you a pizza my mind! 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
760 We ordered the extra small. Still waiting... 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
761 You must be the Pepperonis. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
762 You're not exactly what we ordered either! 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
763 Hi! We're Edith and Ralph Pepperoni. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
764 So Miss Modest here tells the Genie, “to be honest, we just want to downsize and do some traveling.” 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
765 It was either this or subletting a calzone. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
766 They always screw up the toppings! 1.2745 0.03960 153 114 36 3
767 I specifically told them 'no anchovies and no miniature people.' 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
768 We booked three months ago. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
769 I don’t suppose you know what happened to our appetizers? 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
770 no we are not taking off our shoes! 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
771 You think this is awkward, our friends got delivered in a calzone. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
772 Geez, that was rough! Which one of you drove home? 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
773 That's us, Tony and Annette Pepperoni. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
774 Geez! No one can have a candlelit dinner these days. 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
775 When your this small, you develop a thick crust. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
776 Could you bring us a couple of candles, and then close the lid, please? 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
777 We'll never trust Zagat again 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
778 We're just as surprised as you are but I guess you have to think outside the box. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
779 Why so surprised? You ordered the party pizza. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
780 You act as if you have never seen the inside of a computer before. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
781 I’m Angela and he’s my husband Anthony. We’re the Pepperonis. 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
782 Close the damned box — you're letting all the heat escape! 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
783 Would you care to join us? 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
784 It smelled so good we couldn't resist..... 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
785 You ordered the 'unique dining experience' pizza - delivered. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
786 A word to the wise, never send a pizza back to the kitchen at a Sicilian pizza joint. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
787 We’ll have a bottle of your finest wine. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
788 Sorry, we thought this table was available. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
789 Yeah? Well who's that up above looking down at you? 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
790 Do you mind? Our dinner is getting cold. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
791 We think your eyes are bigger than our stomachs. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
792 Oh, you'd better believe this is going in my Yelp review. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
793 Focus groups suggested we would make the pizza seem bigger 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
794 This is the last time you get to pick the toppings George. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
795 Look, kid, you ordered a two topping pizza. Well, I’m Jack Topping and this is Harriet, my wife. Now you got exactly what you wanted, so quit your bellyaching, 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
796 Oh good, you're here - I'm ready for that second glass of wine now. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
797 Can we get some more bread rolls? And, when will our pizza be ready? 1.2733 0.04002 150 112 35 3
798 This isn’t the quiet dinner I had in mind. 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
799 We'd like the check now, please. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
800 You ordered a large peopleroni, right? 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
801 We asked to dine in but got take out instead. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
802 But you ordered it with everything 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
803 We decided to begin without you." 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
804 You did order the "Hello, Dali"? 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
805 Do you mind closing the lid? Pizza's getting cold. 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
806 'Quick! Pretend we are anchovies and hope they pick us off.' 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
807 What’s with the forks? 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
808 They did it again Ralph, people instead of pepperoni. 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
809 Everybody thinks it’s to keep the box top from smushing the pizza. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
810 Did someone order two 12-inch Italians?" 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
811 You said we ordered the meat lovers? 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
812 Call them back, we got those people in there again. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
813 Papa John said what? 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
814 Are you the entertainment? 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
815 Would you mind cutting up a slice in one inch pieces for us? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
816 Pizza-A-Boo! 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
817 Mr. and Mrs. Gulliver I presume. 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
818 You're letting out all the heat. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
819 Didn’t you order ‘any two toppings?’” 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
820 Any idea when those salads are coming? 1.2703 0.04022 148 111 34 3
821 Why else would someone put a table in every pizza box? 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
822 Lisa, meet my parents. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
823 Hey! Can we get a little privacy here? I was about to propose. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
824 We've been downsized. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
825 You said you wanted a surprise topping. 1.2703 0.04022 148 111 34 3
826 You were expecting anchovies? 1.2703 0.03786 148 109 38 1
827 See, this is why I always get DiGiorno. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
828 Do you think we should get a divorce? 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
829 Do you mind? You're destroying the ambiance. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
830 Sorry folks, we have reservations. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
831 I thought that we ordered the Family Size 1.2688 0.06330 93 76 9 8
832 We'd offer to share but the portions here are really small. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
833 Were you expecting pepperoni? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
834 Everything is fine. We just kneaded the dough. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
835 Hey, if you wanted privacy you should have ordered a calzone. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
836 If you see our waiter, can you ask him where our appetizers are? 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
837 Maybe the next time you order the "2-for-1" special, you'll actually read the fine print! 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
838 I see you live in a box too. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
839 Honey, did you order a meet lovers pizza instead of meat lovers pizza? 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
840 Phil and Marlene Anchovy. Who are you? 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
841 We ate all the pepperoni. Now close the box. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
842 This IS extra-cheesy. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
843 Yeah, we’ve been waiting for our pizza too! 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
844 Hi. We’re the Pepperonis. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
845 Nice try gentlemen, but clearly this box is taken. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
846 I knew I shouldn't have ordered mushrooms. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
847 I'm sorry. Were we expecting you? 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
848 Little Caesars. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
849 Ken and Barbie were downsizing, so we scooped it right up! 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
850 Close the box -- you're ruining the ambience 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
851 This might be the right time for you to start thinking outside the box! 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
852 We couldn't get a table at the restaurant so we got one to go. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
853 at least the cheese is not stuck to the lid 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
854 Next time, tip. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
855 Hiiii! I’m Bob. This is my wife, Betty. We’re the Anchovies! 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
856 I could swear he told me we would eat dinner in the middle of a PIAZZA. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
857 Sorry. We were a little hungry." 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
858 You did order a pie with dates. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
859 Don't worry, you can always scrape them off. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
860 How long before the pizza gets here? 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
861 Big Tony, I presume? 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
862 The food is good, but the ambiance leaves something to be desired. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
863 The good news is we didn’t walk around much. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
864 Thanks...it was getting abit stuffy in here. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
865 I guess we should start eating outside the box. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
866 It’s hard to think outside the box. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
867 "It's cheesy, but I was about to propose. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
868 That's it, Barbara! We're moving to a corrugated community. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
869 The heated floor is nice. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
870 We asked for "to go" and here we are!! 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
871 Don't look so disappointed. We were expecting pizza too. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
872 Well, it's not like I'm sitting on a pile of dough! 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
873 Do you know where the bathroom is? 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
874 Sorry, you ordered a small---we ate it. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
875 We should report them. They are probably here illegally. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
876 Yes, we're Hawaiian. 1.2653 0.03901 147 110 35 2
877 We are your subconscious saying you really want to go out to eat. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
878 Excuse me,we're trying to enjoy our pizza hut. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
879 You say “pizza”..... I say “piazza.” 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
880 So you expected a pizza? So did we! 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
881 What? I told you we were having Jeff and Susan for dinner... 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
882 See darling, I told you the Earth is flat. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
883 I knew that Groupon for dinner on an Italian Piazza was too good to be true! 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
884 Oh, that’s what they are for. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
885 'It's just a cheesy little date night.' 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
886 We’d like another thimble of Chianti. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
887 I hear they eat the left overs. 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
888 Who ordered the personal size pizza? 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
889 This isn't what I thought "meat-lovers" would mean. 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
890 We're centrists. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
891 Our job is to prevent the cheese from sticking, but our passion is making sure you leave 5 stars. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
892 At least it’s not pineapple. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
893 What did you think this thing was for? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
894 These aren't the toppings I ordered. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
895 Better us than anchovies.” 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
896 This is why we always check the box before leaving the store. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
897 Don't forget to write a review on Yelp 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
898 Then what *did* you order? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
899 So, are you two guys together? Not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
900 Yes, this is the small party pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
901 We never agreed to think outside the box. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
902 The last we remember is complaining about the sauce to the pizzaiolo's grandmother. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
903 We were hoping you’d have a little cabernet. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
904 Next time, don't order the mushroom special. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
905 Bernie, I've told you a million times to watch your diction when you order a personal pan pizza. They sent the person in pan pizza again! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
906 There's hair on my pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
907 I think you've confused 'A Little Taste of Italy" with "A Taste of Little Italy". 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
908 Mabel, I said I just wanted a small dinner, not small diners. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
909 Could you please grab our waiter? He’s with the breadsticks. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
910 We weren't dressed right for the wedding cake. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
911 Next time let’s go without the mystery topping. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
912 You should look up. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
913 It was delicious 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
914 Either way you slice it, we are what you eat. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
915 It was your idea to have the Smalls to dinner! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
916 We're about finished, so you can have our table. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
917 Have you ever heard of knocking? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
918 I know, right? They call it a regular, but let's face it, it's a small. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
919 How do you do? I’m Pepperoni and this is my wife, Olive. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
920 No, "Meet Lovers Pizza" was not a typo. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
921 Are you ready to take our order? 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
922 Are they at least Sicilian? 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
923 Well this does make your order extra cheesy. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
924 I shouldn't have asked for everything on it. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
925 It's a little undercooked. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
926 Does a light come on when the box is closed? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
927 Do you mind? It's date night for us too and we just sat down. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
928 Not shrimps again! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
929 This is the last time we ask for a table for two close to the kitchen 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
930 Gulliver’s Pizza almost deliver on their promise” 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
931 We come with the "Meet Lovers" pizza. Did you want "Meat Lovers"? You'd be surprised how often this happens. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
932 Can you please tell our waiter we need another bottle of Chianti. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
933 Sometimes you feel like a little Italian 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
934 Pizza Hut introduces the new Weed Supremo. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
935 Our friends told us it’s a cheesy restaurant, but we had to see for ourselves 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
936 Well, you ordered a large with everything. We're the Brockmans. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
937 People who complain about pineapple on pizza have never had dates on a pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
938 They were out of mushrooms. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
939 They didn't have a booth." 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
940 New York is really big and scary, but you can't beat Little Italy's cuisine. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
941 This is the hottest place in Really Little Italy. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
942 At least it's not deep dish. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
943 Close the box Ma, I was just about to pop the question. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
944 Waiter,this table is wobbly,and the floor is sticky! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
945 The waiter asked us if we wanted “take out” and I guess that’s what we got! 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
946 We're the house special. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
947 Well we heat the oven to 375 degrees, so you decide. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
948 Where’s my meds Mike? 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
949 That’s what that middle thing is for! 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
950 Did you order vegetarian? This looks like Olive and Herb. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
951 You said you wanted a pizza for two with everything on it. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
952 Of course we are GLUTEN FREE. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
953 Why else would this little table be here? 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
954 We weren't happy with our order either. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
955 I ordered pizza for two--not two for pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
956 I swear the family-size gets smaller every year. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
957 Little privacy? 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
958 Next time, don't order it with everything on it. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
959 We’re tired of wedding cake 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
960 Can you close the box, dude? Your man boobs are totally killing the mood 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
961 YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE? 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
962 We asked to be seated away from the kitchen. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
963 They Said It Would Serve 4 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
964 Well, this still isn’t as weird as pineapple on pizza 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
965 Son, your Mother and I are on our Date Night. Close the lid. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
966 Not the topping you ordered? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
967 But I ordered a large psilocybin mushroom. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
968 It's not what were expecting either....... 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
969 Yes, we're ready for small plates dining to run its course, too. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
970 Sorry to interrupt date night, but do you know where all the pizza went? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
971 We ordered pizza to go, too. What's your point? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
972 They did advertise dine-in and delivered. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
973 Oh, thank god. I don't think I could've taken any more of this small talk. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
974 Just a couple of small things about your order. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
975 Shut the lid, would you? The pizza's getting cold! 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
976 I will never order pizza from Jack and Jill in The Box again 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
977 This wasn't my idea. The pizza delivery guy thought it would be hilarious. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
978 The Couple of toppings you ordered 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
979 You ordered from Little Italy? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
980 Sorry, sir - I believe that we reserved this table until 9:30 pm 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
981 Maria and I didn't know that on Tuesday night at Mystic Pizza you could volunteer to be part of a magic show! 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
982 Imagine how we feel? We just wanted a quiet moment and a bottle of Chianti 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
983 Do you see the eye in the lid of the box? When the moon hits it, that's amore! 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
984 Did you guys bring your own wine and chairs? 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
985 Here we were having a nice conversation until you went and opened our box with your big hands and your big face and your stupid big clothing. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
986 You know you've thought of it too. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
987 Sorry. We distinctly requested a table on the piazza when we made our reservation. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
988 They said this was the only table for two available! 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
989 Welcome to Gulliver's Pizzeria. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
990 "Oh good! we were just starting to think outside of the box." 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
991 Honey I think we got the wrong table. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
992 I have a feeling they’ve confused our orders. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
993 I'm thinking separate checks. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
994 Pardon me but this is s personal pan. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
995 Well, you did order the vegetarian pizza. Although technically I’m vegan and he’s vegetarian. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
996 Do you mind? It's our anniversary! 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
997 I told them to put on a little of the toppings, not the Lilliput Toppings! 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
998 See, even this guy takes her out for a real dinner. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
999 It's a GPS mistake. We don't like it either. It's hot, muggy and smells funny in here. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1000 Thank you. This pizza was just the right size for the two of us. 1.2537 0.04196 134 103 28 3
1001 Again! I was very specific,no Lilliputions! I don't care if they are wild caught. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1002 Comes with your Prime membership 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1003 So much for a romantic dinner. 1.2481 0.04051 133 102 29 2
1004 Don't ever complain at Lil' Luigi's about sitting near the kitchen. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1005 Do you mind? We're just looking for a little piece and quiet! 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1006 As they say, you are what you eat. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1007 Hey! We've been waiting for this table for 45 minutes! 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1008 I ordered feta, not meta. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1009 You said you wanted "a little Italian." 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1010 This table sucks, we're lookin' right into the kitchen 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1011 At least they aren't pineapples 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1012 No, we can't get up. Our feet are stuck to the cheese. 1.2481 0.04051 133 102 29 2
1013 Since we sat down at this table it's been a nightmare. Now, may we please see a menu. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1014 Ahem, you're ruining our pizza and quiet. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1015 We’d ask you to join us but we’re a little short on dough 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1016 Top this! 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1017 You knew this is not what I meant when I said a little Italian sounded good. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1018 You did ask for the "Italian Family Style"..... 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1019 Well, you did order personal size. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1020 Delivery from Little Italy? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1021 What did you expect from Amazon? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1022 They're nice. But they're not what I ordered. 1.2481 0.04051 133 102 29 2
1023 Sorry, there was only enough for us. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1024 Well, that review did say it was a whole new perspective on the dining experience. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1025 We've been waiting for an hour. Where's our waiter? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1026 Yeah, we know. It makes no sense whatsoever. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1027 I’m sorry but you ordered a pizza with everyone on it! 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1028 We ordered to go! 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1029 What?! This isn't what you were expecting when you ordered the date night special? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1030 Do us a big favor. Think outside the box. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1031 Don't mind us, we just like to eat inside the box. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1032 I thought we ordered the anchovies. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1033 A little privacy here... 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1034 We saw this little table and thought it would be the perfect place for our dinner date! 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1035 The tux and gown are only for the wedding cakes. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1036 We are trying to make the most of that lab accident. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1037 You won’t believe what I had to go through to get this reservation. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1038 I didn't order a pizza with dates. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1039 If you plan on joining us you'll have to bring your own chairs. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1040 Do you mind? It took us four months to get this table. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1041 you searched for romantic DINERS to go?! 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1042 Can we get a 'to-go' box? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1043 So,that's what you're supposed to do with that little plastic thingy... 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1044 What kind of mushrooms were on this pizza? 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1045 Now you know what what this little thing is really meant for. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1046 Are you our waiter? 1.2481 0.04122 129 99 28 2
1047 smallest popup restaurant ever 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1048 Well what did you think they meant by personal pan pizza?' 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1049 This tiny house fad has just gotten out of hand 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1050 Sorry, we were drinking and forgot to get out of the box. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1051 Hi,We're the DiGiornos. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1052 You ordered two smalls, right? 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1053 Any way you slice it, we’re not leaving! 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1054 We're Pie Protection Services, we have a right to be here. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1055 I said I wanted "vegetarian"...not "vegetarians"! 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1056 Don't order the pie with "magic mushrooms". 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1057 It's not like we're as controversial as pineapple toppings. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1058 Sorry, we were here first. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1059 Size matters? 1.2481 0.04267 129 100 26 3
1060 You wanted a vegan topping? Well, we're both vegans. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1061 Now you know why the restaurant is called "Little Italy". 1.2481 0.04267 129 100 26 3
1062 We order you to take us out. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1063 Be careful when you say,’I really wish we could downsize.’ 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1064 Which topping DID you order? 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1065 First,do you have any dogs or cats? 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1066 We’ll be done in 30 minutes or less. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1067 Could we get different table? This one is a bit wobbly. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1068 So what were you expecting from Lilliputian’s Pizzeria? 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1069 The pizza is great but the atmosphere sucks. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1070 We saved the crusts for you 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1071 It’s like looking in a mirror, but 500 pizzas ago. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1072 You don't want to know what we found on our pizza. 1.2441 0.05088 127 105 13 9
1073 Hey, its a small world after all. 1.2441 0.03987 127 97 29 1
1074 Thank you for not ordering anchovies. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1075 Could you keep it down? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1076 Bite me. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1077 Gulliver, I found your toys! 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1078 Well, at least you finally know what these things are for. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1079 We asked for a cozy corner but ended up in this box. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1080 Watch out for the mushrooms. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1081 This isn't our order, Albert. This is the Smiths! 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1082 You asked for the Anchovey's. I'm Bill and this is Maude Anchovey. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1083 Congratulations, you’ve been selected to participate in a customer satisfaction survey. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1084 It’s a matter of perspective. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1085 It's okay--we're gluten free. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1086 Call Ant-Man. Tell him we found his parents. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1087 Could we see the menu now, please? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1088 They seem very upper crust. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1089 It's cheaper than a taxi. 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1090 Do you mind? We're having a private conversation about surrealism. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1091 Carl, I think the LSD is kicking in. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1092 Dang. It's the Anchovys again. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1093 We were going to leave but our feet are stuck in the cheese. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1094 Could we see a dessert menu!? 1.2400 0.03835 125 95 30 0
1095 Dining on pizza tonight was clearly our idea first. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1096 I specifically said no Dates ... 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1097 No, sorry, we're not recyclable either. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1098 The drinks are great, but the decor's a little cheesy. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1099 Oh, sorry! We thought it was an empty table. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1100 He said his brother was out of town and we could use the place for the weekend. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1101 Happens all the time. You ordered two individual pizzas. We're the two individuals pizza. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1102 Hey, Buddy! This is a private party! 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1103 Your daughter seated us. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1104 It's a compromise. She wanted take-out, I wanted dining in. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1105 It was the only table we could get! 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1106 We prefer dining in. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1107 Are you related to Gulliver? 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1108 We elected to dine in! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1109 Cheese! 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1110 They're right when they say it can feed a family. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1111 This is the special from Gulliver’s Pizza. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1112 I love meat lovers pizza 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1113 We're the Anchovies. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1114 I swear the Lilliputian Pizza came with three last time. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1115 Do you mind — this is a private party. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1116 Guess who's coming to dinner? 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1117 Could you close the lid? That ceiling light rather spoils the mood. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1118 Just what type of mushrooms did you request? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1119 I say Pinot Grigio is the best choice. She says a Merlot is a better pairing. What do you suggest? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1120 You may have ordered Take-out, but we ordered Dine-in. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1121 Are we still in Brooklyn? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1122 So that's what they mean by personal pizza. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1123 We just want a little pizza and quiet! 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1124 It's from Little Italy! 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1125 This place makes the best meet lovers pizza. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1126 I asked for a little parmesan but I guess they thought I said a little Pam and John. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1127 Quit trying to order dates on a pizza. It's not a thing. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1128 I asked for a two-person pizza... 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1129 Wee deliver! 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1130 Do you mind? We asked for a private table. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1131 Ugh, they gave us the Robertsons instead of the Mitchells. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1132 OK, we’ll leave. But we’re taking our chairs with us! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1133 Really..? Who owns a two-legged table? 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1134 Can I get some service over here? 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1135 Never mind that Jerry! But are you sure it’s gluten free?! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1136 Since you ordered the extra-cheesy, the engagement ring is in her glass. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1137 You ordered a personal pie right? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1138 We’re just thankful they didn’t seat us in a calzone again. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1139 Yes, hi, we're the Crusts 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1140 Is it too late to change our order? 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1141 It was all we could get on short notice 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1142 Yes, exactly! I'm Basil, and this is my wife Olive. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1143 You could at least have taken your shoes off. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1144 Thank God you didn’t order the calzone. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1145 Hey! We ordered the private dining experience! 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1146 You guys better be vegetarian! 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1147 There are healthier options. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1148 Uh,.... 7:00- What time was yours? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1149 We've had three glasses of wine. Could we PLEASE see a menu... 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1150 She said 'Okay so where do we eat,' and I said 'Tonight let's think out of the box.' 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1151 We enjoyed the garlic appetizer. What are the mains? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1152 Don’t ever order a mushroom pie! 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1153 Sorry. ‘OpenTable’ seems to be having some scheduling problems lately. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1154 If you wanted us bigger, you should've ordered an extra large. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1155 Well, I'm Tony Anchovy and this is my wife, Elaine. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1156 Blame the app. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1157 Please call for help. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1158 Uh, it's not what it looks like! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1159 Steve Peppers and my wife Olive. And you are? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1160 We’re from that Matt Damon movie nobody went to see.” 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1161 Consider ordering a large next time. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1162 Can’t you see were having a private conversation? 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1163 How much did you tip? 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1164 We have a reservation. 1.2377 0.03870 122 93 29 0
1165 Is this Stuart Little's house? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1166 No, we're not delivery. We're the Digiorno's. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1167 Glad it’s not a calzone? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1168 Piss off; we're Welsh. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1169 I’ve always wondered what the tiny table was for... 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1170 First home delivery from Little Italy? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1171 So much for personal pies... 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1172 You want a pizza me?! 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1173 You've been served 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1174 Honey, in New York you have to enunciate. It's pizza in a box NOT piazza in a box. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1175 Slice of Life 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1176 We were here first 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1177 Close the lid - we're getting cold. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1178 We love what you've done with your pizza box! 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1179 Have you entered the Twilight Zone, or have we? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1180 I told you to order pepperoni. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1181 Next time ask for extra parm so we don’t need to bring our own chairs. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1182 This was the only way we could get here in 30 minutes or less. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1183 Oh no, not again. More of those giants who eat the floor. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1184 I told you, don't order from Little Italy 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1185 It’s their date night special. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1186 Wow, the daily special was literally a "Couples Pizza" ! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1187 Then the genie says to me: “What a stupid goddamn wish!” 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1188 The new Little Caesars 2 for 1 deal. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1189 I always wondered what that little plastic disk was for. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1190 We're the Petersons, they were out of pepperoni. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1191 They told us we'd be dining on the piazza. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1192 AHHH, giants!! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1193 Did we invite you? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1194 We were told this was Little Italy. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1195 Oh..Is this table taken..?? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1196 I think they got our orders mixed-up 1.2377 0.04041 122 94 27 1
1197 Well, I did order a little dinner for two. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1198 That’s the last time I order the everything pizza. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1199 Why did you order Lilliputian? It’s worse than anchovies. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1200 I asked for very little oregano, not very little Oregonians. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1201 You distinctly ordered 'people only'. Not pepperoni. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1202 We ordered take-out. I guess you ordered in. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1203 Grub Hub brought us some company for dinner! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1204 Yes, we’re the voices inside your head. NOW could we get a little privacy on our night off? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1205 We didn’t order the extra large. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1206 Can you, at least, take off your shoes? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1207 Would you mind!? We're trying to have a private conversation here. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1208 We weren't sure what to expect when we signed up to an authentic Italian Airbnb 'experience' 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1209 Nothing better than pizza with a couple of friends. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1210 So, were you the guys who wrote "Drink me" on our wine glasses? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1211 PLEASE! We asked not o be disturbed. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1212 Excuse us, this is a private pie. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1213 You ordered the small singles topping pizza. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1214 On the third wish she, unfortunately, said to the genie, "Gee, I could really get down on some pizza." 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1215 You are what you eat. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1216 You know the pizza's good when it has a small clientele. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1217 PLEASE CLOSE THE BOX. WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN!​ 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1218 I thought I ordered the large. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1219 How about three slices for each of you, and one for each of us? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1220 You ordered a two-person pizza, right? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1221 Yes, we also ordered 'family style' pizza." 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1222 I promise we'll leave in thirty minutes or less. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1223 Exactly what did you think these things are for? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1224 Well. then what did you think these things were for? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1225 I ordered Italian sweet pepper topping, not sweet Italian people on top. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1226 Mind closing the lid, it's our date night. 1.2377 0.04041 122 94 27 1
1227 Can you believe people just throw these away? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1228 Yes, this is the "Little Italy" special. What were you expecting? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1229 I say this is taking a small intimate pizza place too far 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1230 Next time, no pineapple. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1231 Is a little privacy too much to ask for? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1232 The maître d' said we could sit anywhere. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1233 Honey, the Lyft drivers are here 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1234 We're the small intimate dining experience you ordered. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1235 Honey, say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Topper. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1236 Next time we’d like a little more pie and a little less fee fo fum 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1237 We wanted to dine in, but they only have delivery. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1238 Well, the wine bottle was labeled “Drink Me”... 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1239 I’ll try the tiramisu and he’ll have the gelato. Thank you. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1240 Yeah, we're the Anchovie's--what's it to you? 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1241 I'm starting to regret eating the mushrooms off this pie. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1242 Are one of you finally going to take our order? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1243 We'll take some Parmesan. And two small umbrellas, please. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
1244 If you don't mind, this pizza's kinda personal. 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1245 We chose the dine in option. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1246 They are taking meat lovers a bit too far 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1247 Normally, we clean up and leave when the guy rings the doorbell, but it's our twenty-fifth anniversary. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1248 I know you asked for vegan but we're actually pescatarian." 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1249 It’s little plastic tables all the way down! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1250 They really need to take the Russian Doll Pizza off the menu. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1251 The Wi-Fi in here really sucks. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1252 Do you mind? We were having a moment. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1253 We took really, really, tiny bites. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1254 What are the specials tonight? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1255 Hi! We’re Ted and Tina Topping 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1256 To be honest, it did say : Mini pizza for two... 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1257 Hello, we're the Pepperonis. Do you have any red wine? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1258 May we see the dessert menu, please? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1259 I did warn you that binge-watching old Twilight Zones was risky. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1260 Can we have a little privacy here? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1261 Can we get some service here. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1262 Do you mind? We were just having a moment here! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1263 So sorry...we asked for a Giant sized 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1264 I hope you don't have allergies. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1265 If you could dim the lights this would be more romantic. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1266 We were carrying our chairs and spotted this table and then it went dark. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1267 Would you mind if I used the Little Girl's Room? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1268 Please, a little privacy. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1269 Could we have some privacy, please? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1270 Sorry, but the moon hit our eyes 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1271 Everyone told us to try the pizza in New York...so here we are! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1272 Why don’t WE ever go out? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1273 Our pizza has arrived. It appears we're having guests for dinner. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1274 Looks like when Tinkerbell isn't working for Disney she's just like us. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1275 Sorry to impose, but do you have a restroom we can use? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1276 Would you like to order us to go? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1277 The Chair? IKEA. The table was already here. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1278 It's a well balanced Chianti. Why do you ask? 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1279 Sorry...we ate all the mushrooms. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1280 I'm Steve Topping, and this is my wife, Marla. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1281 Mind if we join you? We're a little hungry. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1282 Margret Bridleman, you have been served 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1283 We specifically asked for a table NOT near the kitchen! 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1284 Get over it. Toppings mistakes happen. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1285 That's the last time I do bottomless mojitos. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1286 It says right in our ad, “the taste of Little Italy in every pizza.” 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1287 I knew someday it would happen. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1288 Hi, we're the Anchovies. I'm John and this is Mary. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1289 I don't think we are in Kansas anymore 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1290 As long as you're here, could you get us another bottle of the Chardonnay? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1291 Maybe you ordered take-out, but we're eating in. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1292 Do you mind? This pizza table is reserved. 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1293 I'm guessing you didn't read the fine print when you ordered the dinner for two. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1294 Are you taking Groupon tonight? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1295 Oh my God..." "Yeah, they forgot the fucking olives again. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1296 The sign said, 'Please Seat Yourself.' 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1297 Hello, we are Mr. and Mrs. Pepperoni. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1298 Looks like we're having the neighbors for dinner tonight! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1299 We’re trying to be mindful of portion size. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1300 Are you the Millers? We are supposed to have dinner with the Millers! 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1301 Do you mind? This is an intimate conversation. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1302 I thought we ordered pepperoni. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1303 Is it closing time already 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1304 It's what you get when you order Li'l Caesars...pizza, pizza. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1305 We are the Pepperoni's 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1306 It's tough getting a table in Manhattan! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1307 I'm afraid we ate all the anchovies. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1308 That’s the last time I call Little Caesars 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1309 One minute we were playing "Wheel of Fortune" and the next minute we're here. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1310 Sorry, we already reserved this table. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1311 Sorry, honey. When they said every kind of meat I didn't think it would be this... awkward. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1312 Is it hard to think outside the box? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1313 We said “to go” not “two to go.” 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1314 They said you ordered a couple of toppings. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1315 I told you it was a small restaurant. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1316 Way to ruin the mood, fellas. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1317 NYC apartments are getting smaller and smaller 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1318 Well, you asked for the meat lovers pie, and we're the meat lovers! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1319 Do you mind? It's personal. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1320 Do you know how hard it is to get a decent table here? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1321 Did you check inside the box before you paid for it? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1322 I really hope you're vegans. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1323 We asked for a table in the 'Twilight Zone' section. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1324 Did you tip the delivery boy? 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1325 While racing to beat the 30 minute deadline we accidentally tore the space-time continuum. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1326 Look, dumbass, I’m tired and I have a very thin crust. Just bring us some menus! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1327 Uh Oh, I think they forgot to unzip the compressed file from the online order before they delivered it. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1328 You wouldn't happen to have an appropriately-sized bottle of wine? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1329 Just be thankful you didn't order pad thai. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1330 You ordered with an extra couple toppings? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1331 Jack and Carol Pepperoni, and you? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1332 Not to worry, we're Italian. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1333 They forgot the anchovies, again! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1334 Waiter. We'll take the Chianti while we're waiting for our pizza. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1335 Last thing we remember was goin' to 'Aladdin'--and later talkin' about downsizing over takeout. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1336 do you mind? we are kind of in the middle of something 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1337 So you mind! We waited an hour for this table. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1338 I ordered margarita with pepperoni not margarita with peopleonit 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1339 We’re time travelers from when the earth was believed to be flatbread.” 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1340 You're taller than the first waiter we had. So where's our order? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1341 We're the two-for-one special. 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1342 Ummmm... Are they edible? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1343 They forgot to add olives again 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1344 I'm sorry, we've been waiting longer than you. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1345 I'll have the Petit Syrah 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1346 We combined Uber and Uber eats." 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1347 Could we move please? This table feels sort of boxed in. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1348 We ordered Pizza Surprise. Did you order it, too? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1349 May I ask a small favor? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1350 It happens when we're exposed to heat. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1351 Don't mind us. We're just here to prevent the box top from smashing into the pizza. Go ahead, dig in! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1352 You ordered a cheesy couple? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1353 This is your first order from Cracker Jack Pizza isn't it ? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1354 If you care to join us, we can change to a large. 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1355 What up, home slice? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1356 First the place isn’t gluten free, now this? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1357 I always wondered what those little things were for... 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1358 I mean, I guess we could share. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1359 I'm not so sure about this sharing economy thing anymore 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1360 Could we have a little wine 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1361 Despite being left out of the economy, we little people have to eat too. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1362 I knew that little piece of plastic was actually a dining table, you just have to open the pizza carton quickly enough... 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1363 I wondered why he said 'Sardinians'... 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1364 The kids were right, it is a table! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1365 Second thoughts about the Meat Lovers Special, eh? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1366 Yes, you've opened the pizza dimension. It's a dimension not of sight and sound, but one of bizarre toppings. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1367 It's about time! Can you Instagram this moment for us, please? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1368 ¨I`ll have a vodka tonic hold the ice and make it quick we´ve only got the baby sitter till 11¨ 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1369 Do you mind? You're really killing the ambience. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1370 Chuck and Emily Best, here. We understand you've tried all the rest. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1371 A big pizza pie, that's amore. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1372 We're celebrating a small promotion. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1373 Did you order a few toppings or a couple of toppings? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1374 This tiny house thing has gotten WAY out of hand! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1375 You requested a slice-of-life dining experience. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1376 And you thought it was just to hold up the box top. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1377 Yeah... Well... we were shut in a box, zipped up in a bag, and thrown in the back of van so we will be taking our time to finish. And yes we ate your cheesy bread”. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1378 Well, you did order shrimp on your pizza. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1379 That’s not right…… We ordered the vegetarian. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1380 You didn't think our table was used only as a pizza saver? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1381 Those transporter settings are whacky again Scotty! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1382 Did you order two small ones? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1383 Its been 30 minutes since we’ve seen anyone; some more wine please? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1384 Use spellcheck next time! This is a piazza! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1385 It's okay, we're Italian. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1386 You ordered The Fractal? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1387 Hi, we’re the Pepperonis! And you must be the party at 412 East 53rd. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1388 What company did you call, again? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1389 We are the shadows of things that have been, ghosts of date nights past. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1390 What was in the cannibis? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1391 I could ask you the same thing 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1392 You ordered the party pizza? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1393 The service here is awful. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1394 If you see the waiter, we're still waiting for our breadsticks too. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1395 Sweetie, Look up... 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1396 You ordered a large with everything, right'? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1397 Could you shut the lid, I'm about to propose! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1398 Jim, I told you to order a couple of pizzas, not a couple pizza. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1399 They ate all the sausage. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1400 Can I get another drop of the house Cabernet 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1401 We knew the reduction sauce sounded weird, but at least the table doesn't wobble. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1402 Not what I meant by “plain.” 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1403 She's Pepper and I'm Ron. Now if you don't mind, we are in the middle of something here 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1404 Honey, I thought we ordered pepperoni... 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1405 Honey the look on their faces is priceless, this is definitely the ultimate food experience! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1406 Who you callin' extra large? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1407 We got it first. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1408 Are we dining in or eating out? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1409 I ordered a large. Not a personal. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1410 Ahem, this was supposed to be a personal pan pizza! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1411 Honey, I thought we were going to try mushrooms for a change. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1412 Oh! You asked for a little salami, not a little sommelier on your pizza. Sorry about that 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1413 I don't know why you look surprised, we ordered out. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1414 I'm sorry but we made a reservation ages ago. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1415 How did you hear about this place? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1416 They're dining in. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1417 I was certain we ordered veggie. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1418 And topping of the day to you, too. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1419 Which one of you is our sommelier? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1420 I know, it was $2.50 extra. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1421 Next time, honey, let's think of date ideas outside the box. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1422 Oh c'mon! Do you know how long it took to find chairs to match these free tables? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1423 Ever heard of knocking? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1424 One couple's take out is another couple's dining in. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1425 When you ordered you said, "Surprise me!" 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1426 I ordered from that new “Eat-In Pizza” in joint. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1427 Yeah, we ate your pizza, but you can keep the nice little plastic table. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1428 What? You've never heard of Lillipizza? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1429 Do you mind? This is a party for two. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1430 Well, I don't think that combining anchovies and pineapple is right, either. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1431 Pizz-off 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1432 Is there NO privacy!! 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1433 I asked for extra mini peppers, not Mr. & Mrs. Minipepper. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1434 It seems like the portions just keep getting smaller. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1435 It's not Dijiorno and it wasn't meant to be delivered to you! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1436 You asked for meat lovers. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1437 Hi, we’re Bob and Nancy Pepperoni – I’m guessing we’re not exactly what you had in mind. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1438 Dominoes meets the twilight zone 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1439 Perhaps ‘cardamom and date’ was an overventuresome choice of topping. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1440 Do you mind? We're having a private conversation. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1441 Il menu ha detto sorpresa italiana per due. Allora eccoci qua. Buon appetito. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1442 And, in spite of all that, neither of us spilled a drop. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1443 We'll take the cheque 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1444 We've finished. Would you please bring the check? 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1445 We specifically requested a table al fresco. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1446 I think they mixed up our orders. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1447 Like you can’t afford to skip a meal. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1448 We're ready to order, could you send our waiter over? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1449 Hey, let me look at those coupons again. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1450 I told you we should've stayed in! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1451 Not what we meant by "carry out." 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1452 They were out of anchovies. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1453 Hey! We're in the middle of something here! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1454 It was the only table available. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1455 You don't know pizza until you've squished it beneath your toes. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1456 All right, we’re part of the food chain - but could we have an appetizer before we become one? 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1457 You ruined the moment! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1458 Hey! I'm trying to propose here! Do you mind? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1459 He forgot our anniversary again. This is the only table we could get. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1460 I didn’t think Jack would still be in the box. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1461 We know... this tiny house stuff has gone too far 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1462 Excuse me, but can we get some pizza quiet? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1463 Please set the lid down GENTLY! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1464 Who orders dates on a pizza? 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1465 care to join us for a slice? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1466 So much for the private table. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1467 We wiped our shoes! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1468 Another bottle of your house wine please...to go 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1469 Close the lid, she just cut the cheese 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1470 I don't know about you, but I'm gonna post one heck of a Yelp review. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1471 We were expecting the sommelier. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1472 Mr. and Mrs. Anchovy? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1473 The Airbnb listing specifically said, 'Don't open the pizza box.' 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1474 Can we sit at the minibar instead? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1475 How about waiting until I give her the engagement ring? 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1476 Do you mind? We're having a moment here. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1477 We, too, were disappointed they forgot the pizza. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1478 Congratulations! You're the one millionth customer. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1479 Surprise! It’s pizza for two in an intimate setting. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1480 The hostess told us the table was available until 8:00pm. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1481 You did order the surprise topping! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1482 Do you mind? We're trying to have a quiet dinner here. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1483 I hope this isn't an expiration date 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1484 I guess one couple’s piazza is another couple’s pizza. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1485 A little privacy would be nice. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1486 Just to remind you about portion control. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1487 The pizza was great. Let us finish our wine. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1488 You ordered a pizza with everything on it. I’m Harry Everything and this my wife Lois. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1489 Mushrooms on pizza warp one's perspective. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1490 I see Sal's has really gotten clever with their gourmet toppings. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1491 You ordered the "Couples Special." 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1492 I'm Mozzarella and this is my wife Olive. 1.2232 0.03952 112 87 25 0
1493 It’s pepperoni all the way down. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1494 You ordered a vegetarian pizza: we're vegetarians. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1495 We qualify as everything. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1496 We are celebrating not being in a calzone. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1497 We are the topping on the extra-cheesy order. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1498 oh fuck!! fuck fuck fuck— okay— it's just like we practiced— start shitting everywhere 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
1499 The line was around the block so they are creating in-box chat rooms while we wait. Won't you join us? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1500 Can we see a wine list? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1501 Technically we're a topping, why? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1502 Didn't I say 'no toppings'" 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1503 Trust me. We are equally confused. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1504 I'm Pepperoni. She's Extra Cheese. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1505 These Airbnbs are getting weirder and weirder 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1506 Hey, close the lid! You are ruining the ambiance. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1507 Finally! I'd like to speak to the manager; we had to eat the carpet or we would have starved! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1508 Hey, it's New York. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1509 So that's what it's for. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1510 I distinctly said we want a table on the piazza. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1511 Alternate universe? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1512 You took more than thirty minutes, so our dinner is free. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1513 We can't tell if it's an eye or a duck's head either, but it's one creepy pizza box lid. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1514 Hey! We're talkin' here! We're talkin' here! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1515 Do you mind? We're still waiting for our appetizers. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1516 Can we see a dessert menu? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1517 Oh, you wanted a small, MEAT lovers. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1518 You ordered the ‘shroom topping, right? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1519 You wouldn't have a few drops of Chianti?" 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1520 Well, at the time we thought "Downsizing" was unrealistic. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1521 We just can't stay away from these little plastic tables. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1522 Did you order a Lilliput topping? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1523 So we finally find some matching chairs, and now this happens ...” 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1524 Just cut them a bitty slice, how much can they eat? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1525 Hi. Here's your pizza from Lilliputian's on 8th. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1526 The floor is sticky. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1527 We”ll take it. What’s the rent? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1528 They forgot the cheese. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1529 Oh, thank God. Would you be a mate and top me off. I am having the Merlot. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1530 Oh good, they did not forget the anchovies. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1531 Miniaturize yourselves and join us. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1532 It's time for the pizza de resistance. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1533 Please put the ceiling back! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1534 We asked for home delivery. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1535 I think you two really ought to consider something other than pizza for dinner tonight. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1536 Could you repeat today's specials? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1537 Take another little pizza my heart now baby" . . 1.2182 0.05385 110 94 8 8
1538 It’s not delivery, it’s Dine-In. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1539 Oops! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1540 It's a little Italian restaurant in every box. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1541 You ruined the lighting 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1542 I can’t believe they seated us by the kitchen. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1543 Well this tops everything! 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
1544 The delivery driver got it wrong again! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1545 I wonder what goes on when the lid is closed. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1546 They ran out of room in the lasagna so they moved our table here 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1547 I hope your floor is cleaner than ours. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1548 Did you folks order the small piazza? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1549 As your little voice, I'm asking you, for once, to lay off the pizza. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1550 Last time I let you pick the toppings. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1551 Honey, did we order Betty and Steve in a deep dish or on thin crust? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1552 They said we can have the table until 7:00. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1553 This new place really puts the "meta" in Mediterranean style. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1554 To be honest, we were expecting something a little fancier and definitely more private. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1555 Don't you just love the adventure of a progressive dinner? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1556 You know, pal, there's a big difference between ordering a couple Italian seasonings or a couple seasoned Italians!" 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1557 We took a wrong turn in Little Italy. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1558 Yours is in the oven.... 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1559 At least there isn't pineapple on it. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1560 Yes, we’re the Pepperonis. What’s your point? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1561 It' a a puppetroni pizza. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1562 Yeah, well, you can’t be as unhappy as we are about this. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1563 Do you have any hot sauce? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1564 C’mon, you gotta start thinking outside of the box. 1.2182 0.03956 110 86 24 0
1565 Hurry up and order another pizza, we're starving. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1566 Which part of "immersive dining experience" don't you understand? 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1567 You need a lot of dough to dine here. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1568 Do you how hard it is to book a table this size? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1569 It's not delivery, it's a reminder of your stale marriage. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1570 Happy birthday dear Gulliver... happy birthday to you! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1571 Sorry. We'd asked for a little vino on the piazza. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1572 We're here to provide ambiance 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1573 It definitely beats living in a matchbox. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1574 Does this look like a free table to you? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1575 The order said, dinner for two 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1576 Are you sure this is vegan? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1577 Oh man, they forgot the garlic butter! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1578 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the Fantastic Voyage pizza. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1579 We’re the upper crust topping 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1580 There’s always a catch when they say zero calories. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1581 You guys get out more than we do. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1582 We can’t always be sitting on top of wedding cakes. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1583 Well, you did order from Little Italy. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1584 Who’s the large Meat Lover? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1585 'It was the only way we could get you to visit us.' 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1586 Looks like they mixed up our Uber Eats order. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1587 Ugh, I specifically said vegetarian. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1588 Get the feeling there is a whole world out there we know nothing about? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1589 It's the Omnivore's Dilemma, extra mushrooms. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
1590 Looks like we were delivered to the wrong address 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1591 It's a Chateau Petrus 2015 Bordeaux. You did order the special topping? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1592 Do you mind? We're waiting for our toppings. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1593 Looks like it needs a bit longer in the oven. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1594 Whew, thanks for opening the box! It was as hot as an oven in here! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1595 Were you raised in a barn? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1596 You ordered the small special. What were you expecting? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1597 You ordered the small. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1598 I hope they didn't order the meat lovers special. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1599 We are here to personalize your pizza. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1600 I didn’t order two toppings! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1601 That's Amore 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1602 All I'm going to say is that they shouldn't have built the nuclear power plant and pizza table factory next to each other. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1603 You're not our waiter!! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1604 Why do people say that they just want a little Peppe or Ronnie, then act surprised when we get here? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1605 We bought the immersive experience. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1606 They ran out of pepperoni. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
1607 And--yes, we're using the chili flakes packet later as a mattress. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1608 You said the pizza ‘s ‘on us,’not the other way around! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1609 Frank, did you order a party pizza again? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1610 Want to see strange? With a large pie, it's eight of us at a dining room table. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1611 If this isn't your slice of Americana, then whose is it? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1612 Miniature golf is more fun. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1613 Could we see your dessert menu? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1614 You ordered the Lilliputian? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1615 I hope you’re not hungry. We ate all your toppings. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1616 They always forget the pepperoni... 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1617 Mario and Maria had to leave early but they rated the pizza a 5 and the Chianti a 3 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1618 I think it's only fair that you have the crust. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1619 Well, where in hell is our pizza ? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1620 We asked for a table in the corner! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1621 Yes, well frankly we're a little miffed too for not being considered a deluxe topping! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1622 Gulliver’s has the best pepperoni pizza in the city 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1623 Maybe if you kids didn't order out so much you could afford to buy a nice New York style apartment like ours. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1624 We'd like to see your giant manager. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1625 You're the one who ordered "chef's choice" as a topping! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1626 ‘Do you mind giving us a spin?’ 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1627 This is the 'upper crust' pizza. All the slices of pie are ours. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1628 Yup, this is the small cheese lovers pizza. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1629 Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1630 I thought the “flashback special” meant something with mushrooms on top?!? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1631 This must be one of those yuppy, artisan style pizza everyone's been talking about. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1632 Then why did you order shrimp topping? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1633 It looks like ‘Giant’s Pizza’ wasn’t an amusing typo. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1634 We were hoping to keep a lid on this. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1635 That's right---a slice of life. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1636 Do you mind? We'd like a bit of privacy for our anniversary dinner! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1637 Is this from that little Italian place around the corner? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1638 That's why they call it a box lunch. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1639 Well, I see we’ve both gotten on with our lives, Lloyd. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1640 Look, we don't like this any more than you do. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1641 Can we please see the dessert menu? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1642 -So... are we the ones in a Black Mirror episode or they are? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1643 It's mother's day and seating was limited. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1644 We’re the Anchovie’s. It’s a pleasure to meet you. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1645 We brought pizza from that little Italian joint. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1646 Thank you. We were hoping to dine al fresco. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1647 Not as weird as you ordering pineapple on your pizza. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1648 Care to join? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1649 You ordered the Family Style Pizza, didn't you? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1650 Could you wait five minutes? I'm trying to propose here! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1651 You ordered the 'Escape From New York'? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1652 These are not the toppings we ordered 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1653 Do you have anything to remove grease spots? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1654 Do you mind? We waited 3 months for this reservation 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1655 We ate the whole thing. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1656 We'd appreciate a little privacy. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1657 Well hello, you must be Pat. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1658 looks like their is a small couple of problems with our pizza 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1659 I ordered pepperoni, not “people only”! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1660 Garcon, another bottle please. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1661 Where is our food? The service here is terrible!" 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1662 you're letting the heat out, asshole! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1663 It was actually kind of romantic with that sliver of light reflecting off the surface of the cheese. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1664 Did we take mushrooms or ask for mushrooms? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1665 Are you the waiter? We have a tall order for you. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1666 You said, 'with everything.' 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1667 I know this seems a little cheesy for a first date 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1668 Well I'm not sharing! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1669 Did your order a couple of mini pizzas--or a mini couple? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1670 Still better than pineapple. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1671 This is a personal pan pizza. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1672 We were just having a slice and watching Ant-Man and boom, here we are. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1673 They forgot the pepperoni! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1674 You stay in your universe, we'll stay in ours! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1675 The pizza company shorted us as well! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1676 We just purchased a tiny house! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1677 So put on some Allman Brothers and we'll guide you through this Denver mushroom pizza. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1678 Do you mind? We asked for their most private table! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1679 We applaud your choice of toppings. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1680 Trust me, we're delicious. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1681 So that's what the thing in the pizza box is for! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1682 It's cheesy but it can be so comforting to think inside the box. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1683 Don't laugh-you haven't lived until you've experienced Little italy. 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
1684 When we ordered the special, I had a different take on what a meal for two would be. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1685 Is that what we ordered, pizza for two? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1686 This was the only table to be had. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1687 Thanks for having us over, whats for dinner? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1688 It's our anniversary and you know how hard it is to get a table in this city. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1689 Well you did order a plain white pizza 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1690 Excuse me, I've had this reservation booked for a month! It's our anniversary for crying out loud! Would you please leave us alone to enjoy this meal? I mean seriously the one time we get a sitter and decide to make a night of it and you come along?! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1691 You're letting all the heat out. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1692 They said it was either this or the kid's section 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1693 Nice neckbeard, chubbo. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1694 I think they’re trying to tell us something 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1695 See, Reggie, this is why you always read the fine print of the Pizza Palace promotional coupon. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1696 Looks like they added a couple toppings. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1697 We ordered the 'miniature'...And you? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1698 Best we could do on as tiny budget. Now close the lid, please 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1699 I dunno, it seems kind of "meta"... 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1700 It's nice, actually. But you need to put baggies over your shoes. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1701 You knew it was personal when you ordered it. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1702 Meta, schmeta. You’re letting the heat out. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1703 Who invited them to dinner? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1704 We decided it was time to downsize. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1705 Look Frank, even our meal is having a romantic meal. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1706 Actually she’s Canadian. I’m the Hawaiian. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1707 Whose idea was it to add those magic mushrooms, anyway? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1708 Hi! We're Lilapizzans 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1709 A mixed race couple? You don't see that every day! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1710 We don't recommend this place.. the floor is cheesy. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1711 Getting inside the box was easy; finding a waiter is another story altogether” 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1712 Peopleroni? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1713 Do you mind cutting us off a little piece? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1714 I didn’t order the family meal! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1715 Good thing we ordered an extra large. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1716 What's wrong, too cheesy? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1717 IKEA Spring Sale. The carpet is Italian, supposedly. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1718 It´s Jonathan Swift's pizza recipe. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1719 Did we order the pizza..or did the pizza order us? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1720 Are you the manager? I have a complaint about the carpet. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1721 So who told you about this great little Italian place? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1722 Do you mind?  It took us weeks to get this reservation, and they just barely squeezed us in. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1723 Ask them if they're non-GMO. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1724 Go to Recursion Pizza" she said- "it'll be great" she said.. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1725 What?! You've never seen one-legged people at a three-legged table? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1726 Well, I never thought of that thing as a little table. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1727 I said "This is my favorite little Italian place." 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1728 Hey, we made reservations for this pop-up months ago. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1729 Are you two veggie-lovers? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1730 I ordered a family pizza, not a family 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1731 Would you please put our tiny house roof back. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1732 Must be authentic Italian. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1733 Don't eat anything that comes in a box. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1734 You ordered the party for two special ? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1735 The crust is just too thick for us. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1736 It seemed cozier than the Airbnb hat box on 74th and Park. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1737 It's actually a pretty good price for a Brooklyn studio! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1738 You seem to have taken our table.... 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1739 Grub Hub? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1740 Let’s just say he won’t be slicing pizzas again anytime soon. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1741 Good pizza - can we get two more glasses of wine? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1742 They call it an ‘immersive dining experience.’ 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1743 I ordered cheese lovers delight not cheese lovers fight 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1744 Well.. What did you think Family Style meant? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1745 Do you deliver? We need a ride home. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1746 And you’re in a pizza, too! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1747 We'd love to have you join us. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1748 Two more glasses of Chianti please. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1749 We’d like a bottle of your best Chianti, please. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1750 That little plastic thingy looked like a table to us! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1751 We’d like also a small pie to go, please. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1752 I'm going to have to ask you to keep that closed. This table gets a really bad draft. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1753 Sorry, my parents can impose sometimes. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1754 Wait, did you order the 'Meat Lovers' or the 'Meta Lovers'? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1755 Hey! Gawkers! We're having desert, over here! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1756 We decided to eat in 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1757 You ordered the personal pizza again? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1758 We're still not ready to order. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1759 So you're telling me you did not order Pepe and Ronnie? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1760 I don't think this is what "Pizza-gate" was referring to. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1761 Look, lady, you should have asked these questions _before_ you ordered the special. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1762 Can we move to a table near the lid? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1763 All she said was,"I wish there was a quicker way to downsize." 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1764 Stare much? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1765 Ugh, I made this reservation months ago. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1766 You know how hard it is to get a table at Grimaldi's. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1767 Do you mind? We're just looking for a little ambience here. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1768 I thought you ordered a Hawaiian. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1769 Don't order the mushroom pizza. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1770 Where I come from, it's rude to stare. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1771 They delivered the wrong one --this is not vegetarian. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1772 We're here in Little Italy. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1773 Did you invite Harriet and George? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1774 Just go away; this is OUR hut. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1775 I think we'll need a to go box. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1776 “Do you mind? I was about to get lucky.” 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1777 I told you the food delivery app was a little buggy. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1778 When I ordered a personal size, I didn't mean my in-laws. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1779 Can I speak to a manager? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1780 This is a personal pie. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1781 Lab-to-table. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1782 Our chihuahua's in the tiramisu. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1783 Oh, hi. We’re the Pepperonis, Guido and Maria from Little Italy on East 48th. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1784 I told you the Chef's Surprise menu was a bit wonky for a Monday night. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1785 THIS is the family-sized pizza? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1786 Yeah, not exactly our idea of "pizza delivery" either. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1787 I think it is much more hygienic to use the 3-legged plastic wheel to keep the pizza from sticking to the box. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1788 So much for the giant opening we were promised. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1789 No,No! don't touch them. I think they are Russian dolls. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1790 Don’t pay him any mind, honey. He’s just the ghost of pizzas passed.We’ll skip the hot’n’spicy next time. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
1791 We asked for a table away from the rest room. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1792 Is this someone's idea of a joke? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1793 I don't think this is what I meant by little Italy 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1794 We’re here to talk about wise food choices. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1795 Well, what did you think a Liliputian pizza was? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1796 This is the new two for one promotion. 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1797 I'm Bianco and she's Margherita 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1798 Thanks. It was getting stuffy in here. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1799 Is this 3804 Beanstalk Lane? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1800 When I ordered the “cocktail party” pizza, I thought we’d be getting double cheese with shrimp and olives. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1801 Wait til you see what happens next time you order Chinese food. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1802 Indeed, you ordered a small Margarita; may I introduce you to a small Margarita. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1803 Please let us eat in peace...close the lid and we'll be done in a half hour. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1804 Don’t you think a few laps up and down the beanstalk would be better than a large pepperoni? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1805 They must have put the wrong type of mushrooms in your pizza! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1806 You ordered Neopolitan. We're the Neopolitans. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1807 We'll take the check now, please. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1808 I'd say the date night special is as advertised. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1809 They took my vegetarian pizza order way too literally. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1810 We're your pop-up Happy Birthday card; music to follow! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1811 We paid extra to eat in the cook's kitchen, to be up close and personal with her creations! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1812 You ordered a small ... what did you expect? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1813 Do you mind? I was just about to propose. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1814 Well you shouldn't have ordered a Piazza then ... 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1815 How much did you tip the delivery guy? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1816 Magic Mushroom Pizza! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1817 Would you mind closing the lid, I think he was just about to pop the question? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1818 Honestly, it was supposed to be family sized 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1819 Well, it’s your choice of course, but you should know that we’ve both eaten peanuts, tree nuts, shellfish, wheat and soy within the last 24 hours. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1820 You should have ordered Deep Dish! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1821 She wanted to be taken out to eat. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1822 We're dining al fredo 1.2059 0.05457 102 88 7 7
1823 Hey, we're just as surprised as you are! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1824 Didn't you order a piazza? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1825 Don’t worry, we took our shoes off before walking to our table. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1826 You wouldn't have a coupla microliters of Chianti laying around, wouldja? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1827 It’s all in the delivery! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1828 They said it was a family pie but this is ridiculous. 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
1829 No need to stare, we've just downsized. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1830 Hi, we're your new neighbors and we thought we'd share a large pizza with you. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1831 What? You never heard of wine in a box? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1832 I thought you said you wanted everything on it? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1833 I'll have another glass of the Cabernet. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1834 Hey. Wait a minute... These people aren't Sicilian! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1835 Do you mind leaving the light on when you leave? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1836 It's okay, we're not wearing shoes! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1837 This is how everyone can leave a smaller footprint. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1838 Taking dining in to whole new level I see 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1839 We love the new retractable roof! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1840 we had a rough ride here now would you let us eat in peace 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1841 I asked for family size, but?? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1842 I thought piccole persone just meant a small pizza. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1843 Yep, they're real cute, but where's the damn pie? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1844 ...and we're reducing our carbon footprint. You? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1845 Can we get this to go? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1846 We’ll have a petite filet and a few drops of Merlot ! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1847 Schrödinger's Date 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1848 For the third time John, I don’t like people on my pizza. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1849 So this is the special pizza dinner for two! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1850 Call my wife a meat-lover again and you'll be the one getting delivered in a box! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1851 Ever see that Matt Damon movie? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1852 Sorry, we ate the anchovies. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1853 That's much better, thanks, though we're still not ready to order. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1854 Could we get some pepperoni? This thing's a little wobbly. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1855 Are you sorry you said, ‘Not everything is a Kafka metaphor’? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1856 I thought the vegan supreme would be topped with more vegans. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1857 Please close the lid, you're letting all the heat out. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1858 About time! We've finished all the pizza, our glasses are empty and we're waiting for the panacotta. What's taking so long? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1859 Great.They gave us Peopleroni, again. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1860 What can I tell you - you ordered the Secret Surprise Topping of the Month. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1861 I told you to order a large! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1862 I ordered pepperoini. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1863 They ate all the mushrooms! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1864 Well, there's something you don't see every day! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1865 Did you order artichoke hearts or old college sweethearts? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1866 Sorry, it was the only free table in the pizza place. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1867 Does people sound like pepperoni to you? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1868 Apologies for the inconvenience, but there's no seating available until 9:45. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1869 Sorry, but we ate all the magic mushrooms en route.” 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1870 Yes, it's small, but the rent is unbeatable. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1871 Yes, our feet are in the sauce. And? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1872 The things we do to cheat! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1873 We paid extra for the chef's table, so let's see some knife skills! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1874 This is people-roni, I ordered pepperoni! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1875 I liked it better with the lights off, thank you. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1876 John is that you?! It's a small world 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1877 Surprise! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1878 Excuse me, we’re on lunch. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1879 And now you know what these plastic inserts are for! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1880 Hi. We’re Diane & Jack . . . Pepperoni. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1881 Mind turning on Game of Thrones? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1882 This is not what I ordered. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1883 I’ll take a slice without any life, please. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1884 You ordered a meal for two, didn't you? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1885 Yes, please. Another drop of wine would be lovely. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1886 This is not quite what I expected on my first date.” 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1887 The shrinking middle class. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1888 You need to clean the floor in this place. It's greasy. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1889 I said I'd have the special pizza FOR two, not WITH two. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1890 Couldn't help but notice you didn't tip the driver. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1891 To be honest, we're not crazy about being seated near the kitchen. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1892 Now you've done it. You shouldn't have ordered from Pandora's Pizzeria. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1893 Hi, we're the Peppers. I'm Red and this is Green. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1894 You ordered the small party box with two shrimp 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
1895 Hey buddy could you put a lid on it? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1896 Would you like to join us for a little pizza? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1897 These are people; I said, "with extra people." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1898 Nice to meet you. We're the Caesars. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1899 But I am Olive and this is my husband Pepe 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1900 Put a lid on it and give us some privacy will you?!” 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1901 Looks like our little slice of heaven is about to be devoured 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1902 Well yes,we are meat lovers. Why do you ask? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1903 It's our first date and we wanted something with a really intimate atmosphere. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1904 It’s everything we wanted only smaller. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1905 You should see the things we've done with chopsticks. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1906 Eating in tonight? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1907 Hi, this here is Basil and I'm Fungi! Thank you for ordering the large herb and mushroom pizza through Uber Eats. Unfortunately, they seeeem to have forgotten your garlic knots. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1908 We're really into small plates. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1909 Did you order a pizza for or with two people? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1910 Am I seeing things? I bet they put marijuana leaves instead of spinach! 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1911 How are those edibles working out? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1912 At least they've not anchovies. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1913 This was supposed to be half olive and half blind date. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1914 Excuse me, but can you take our order? We've been waiting for 30 minutes or less 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1915 Excuse me, but this is a private gathering. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1916 We’re the Pepperoni’s. You got a problem with that? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1917 Hey Gulliver, some privacy please! 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1918 We're on a date. Do you mind?! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1919 A little privacy, I'm about to get laid! 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1920 Would get me a birthday candle and close the box? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1921 This is not what I expected when we ordered the Meat Lover's Pizza. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1922 Would you knock before you enter! 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1923 We are minimizing. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1924 Honey, what type of mushrooms were on the other pie? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1925 Do you mind? We waited for over an hour for this box and would like a little privacy. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1926 You did order "With everything." 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1927 It's all Barbie's fault. It started with using toothpaste tops for cups and thimbles for trashcans.... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1928 What did you expect when you ordered a "small" from Gulliver's Pizzeria? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1929 This is the extra cheesy one. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1930 Did you order home-style? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1931 Yeah, whatever. Are the cannoli fresh? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1932 2 square feet. But it’s only $1200 a month! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1933 This is wrong - I ordered figs, not dates 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1934 I'm Peter... and this is my wife, Paula Pepperoni. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1935 Join us? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1936 When Uber Eats told me they were downsizing, I didn't think they meant this. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1937 Join us? The pizza place was too noisy. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1938 Don't look at us. You're the ones who ordered Round Table Pizza. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1939 That's us, Bill and Marie Anchovy. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1940 You ordered one with everything on it? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1941 The Tuesday Special is 'date night' this week. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1942 "Always tip the delivery kid. Last warning." 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1943 No two toppings could more perfectly complement each other. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1944 Can we get a table a little farther from the kitchen ? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1945 Little Italy keeps getting smaller. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1946 Yea, but I still feel under dressed. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1947 This is just a reminder of how your romantic Italian dinner is supposed to be. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1948 You ordered the date night pepperoni special — right ? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1949 You should have made a reservation! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1950 For what it's worth, it's special for us. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1951 We haven't had a date night in two years! What does it take to get some privacy around here?! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1952 We ordered takeout. Why do you ask? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1953 They're a small pizzeria, but the portions are huge! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1954 The menu said: Pizza for Two. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1955 A Great Little Table, eh? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1956 You asked fr a family style pizza and you got it. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1957 My God! These little people have eaten our whole pizza !! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1958 Do you mind closing the lid? We paid extra for a secluded spot. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1959 We're here to see the game. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1960 Sorry we didn’t save you any. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1961 We’re just stand-ins until the four and twenty blackbirds get here. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1962 Honey, Did you order the Lilliputian pie? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1963 Should I call Grubhub and ask for a do over? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1964 Now this is a topping I’ve never seen before 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1965 Close the lid, we'll fold up. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1966 Peter, I thought I asked for the veggie option! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1967 Where did you order from? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1968 These new craft pizza’s are getting weird. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1969 I wondered who paid for the pizza. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1970 You ordered the small family-style to go? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1971 Can we get a refill? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1972 I know, we asked for a large too. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1973 What? You have never seen a nine slice pizza before? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1974 I should have asked what was in the small pizza... 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1975 Close the lid, you’re ruining date night! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1976 We were a little hungry" 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1977 Ugh, I hate peopleroni. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1978 Any way you slice it, it's now a table for four. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1979 You were expecting pineapple? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1980 Could you pour some Chianti ? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1981 The small pepperoni was enough for us but you might want to order the large. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1982 You're surprised? I thought I was going out for an intimate dinner on the piazza! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1983 Did you not order a vegan non-gluten double? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1984 'Thanks, it's a little hot in here.' 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
1985 What’ya think was on a New Yorker pizza, lady? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1986 Would you mind giving us some pizza and quiet? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1987 Hey, wouldya mind? You’re kinda spoiling the happy hour vibe. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1988 This table’s reserved 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
1989 I thought you were going to order the large?! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1990 I swear I said “pepperoni.” 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1991 Does this mean we have to share? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1992 This was cheaper than paying for a taxi to get here. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1993 We call them little tables for a reason. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1994 Extra cheesey, right? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1995 Told you we should've ordered from Pizza Hut and not Little Caesars. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1996 Can we see the wine list, please? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1997 Well, I’m Red Peppers and this is Anna Chovey...why? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1998 But you ordered dinner for two... 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1999 I ordered a vegetarian pizza 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2000 Go ahead and box ours up to go. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2001 We were told a quartet was playing tonight. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2002 It's the toughest table to get in town. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2003 Hello!!! Like can't anybody have any privacy anymore? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2004 I think we ordered the other combination. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2005 Listen , bud, what did you expect when you ordered a date night pizza? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2006 We thought YOU were bringing the pizza! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2007 WTF indeed. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2008 We were just going to have a glass of wine and play Dominoes. 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
2009 Well this is awkward! Ed, meet Dave, my little friend. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2010 We ordered a small pizza but I think there's been a mistake. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2011 So this is 'restaurant style'... 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2012 Don’t worry, the wine is red. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2013 Thanks for the light but could you dim them a bit? We're on a date here. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2014 We're Vito and Maria Pepperoni. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2015 No one told me we were having guests for dinner 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2016 Are you members of the one percent? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2017 The reviews said ‘cheesy decor, generous portions.’ Right on both counts. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2018 This isn't what I meant when I said 'personal pizza.' 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2019 This IS the "Slice of Life" pizza. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2020 They left the pineapple off again. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2021 Remember, Domino's promises to replace your pizza for free if something goes wrong with the one you ordered. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2022 No, there's not enough to share. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2023 Honey, did you order Meat Lovers’ or Lovers’ Meet pizza? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2024 No, we were supposed to be delivered to 108. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2025 Since when did they provide chairs. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2026 You're upset? I'm the one paying for a large. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2027 We find pizza is a great way to meet new people. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2028 Yes, obviously, this is a table — did you think I put here just to keep the our ceiling from touching the floor?! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2029 You obviously dialed the wrong number. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2030 Do either of you speak English? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2031 We represent the 4 T company ... Tiny Topping Taste Testers. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2032 We got tired of dining alone, so we thought we'd try something different. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2033 "We were even smaller, except we ate your order while we were waiting." 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2034 So your the one who ordered a pizza for a date? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2035 And this here is Margherita 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2036 Thinking outside the box. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2037 Yes, it's an interesting thought experiment, but can we stop now? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2038 Welcome to Little Italy 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2039 We were hungry. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2040 Don't worry--We are gluten free. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2041 We decided to have dinner in Little Italy. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2042 Maybe we should try Chinese. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2043 Could we get a doggie bag? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2044 We heard about you on Yelp. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2045 Well, you did order the Chicago-style pizza 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2046 You just knew this was going to happen one day. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2047 Excuse me, you're open until when? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2048 Do you mind? We’re trying to have a personal pie. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2049 I hate this new micro restaurant 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2050 You ordered the Middle Eastern pizza with extra dates. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2051 They looked bigger in the Yelp pictures. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2052 We come in pizza. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2053 Sorry, you missed last orders 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2054 No - we're not instead of the meat balls. 1.1975 0.06191 81 71 4 6
2055 It's very hard to get a table these days. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2056 Okay,Canibalism,but THIS? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2057 Uh, excuse me....this is Little Italy. Where are the drippy candles? And no checkered table cloth? 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2058 Excuse me, this suppose to be a personal pizza! 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2059 Cheesy bistro, I know, but we’d still like some privacy. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2060 I thought you said “no drama”. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2061 Do you have a table near a window? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2062 I told you we should have left a better tip. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2063 Their names better be Mushrooms & Pepperoni! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2064 Hi we're your extra toppings, i'm Basil and this is Olive. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2065 Jeff, we talked about enunciation. The pizza man can't tell when you say pepperoni instead of Maloney 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2066 We’re the Noyds. Your pizza was delicious. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2067 Well, their ad said, "Bring home a little Italian dinner". 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2068 Listen, friend, we're still on our aperatifs and things would go a lot more smoothly if you didn't keep looking over our shoulders. We'll be finished when we're finished, then it's all yours. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2069 What did you expect - pepperoni? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2070 Could we have a bit more wine? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2071 For the seventeeth time, we don't want our glasses filled! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2072 Can I help you? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2073 Careful man, there’s a beverage here! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2074 Excuse me, but WE reserved this table a week ago! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2075 Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2076 You wanted dates as a pizza topping? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2077 We were hoping for a table that's a little less drafty. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2078 Excuse me, this table is reserved. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2079 Would you like to join us in a pizza? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2080 I ordered pizza and dinner for two. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2081 Wow. First time we've seen customers in a while; our five star review must have really helped business. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2082 Can you shut that damn door!! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2083 It is our anniversary, can we have another 20 minutes? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2084 "If you're from the Health Department we're screwed." 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2085 We can't believe we ate the whole thing. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2086 Honey, did you order Mozart + Ella pizza again? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2087 Amazon really should've stayed out of the restaurant industry 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2088 At Lilliputino’s we aim to please... 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2089 Did they charge us extra? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2090 Hi, we’re the lovers you wanted to meet. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2091 It's reduce reuse and, then, recycle! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2092 Do you mind! You're letting in a draft 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2093 They did say the deluxe pizza would be like fine dining. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2094 Honestly John, if you wanted to introduce some excitement into our our sex life, couldn’t you just use the app? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2095 Would you mind closing the lid, we're having a little pizza party! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2096 excuse me, can't you see we're having dinner?! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2097 I can't believe they found matching chairs. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2098 Now that's what I call a slice of life. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2099 All that's left is a slice of life. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2100 Thanks for ordering a Small. It was great! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2101 We're into reducing and re-using. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2102 Can you tell our server we're ready to order,please? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2103 I wonder if they knew we were Gay? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2104 So much for the mood lighting! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2105 Excuse me, but this pizza is personal! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2106 So did you have to pay extra for those toppings? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2107 Would you please bring a candle, and then re-close the lid? 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2108 We're going to need a bigger pie. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2109 What toppings did you order? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2110 '"Topping. And you?'" 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2111 Give them a pizza your mind! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2112 Can’t you see we are having a romantic dinner! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2113 It's us 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2114 Rough times for wedding cake toppers. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2115 You’re not the only ones who are wondering what we’re doing here! I’m gluten AND lactose intolerant. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2116 Were celebrating our low carb diet is over. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2117 Hey! Our pizza's been stepped on! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2118 We were ready", and you weren't 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2119 We were told that this is a perfect spot for us!! 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2120 Look up! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2121 We ordered a small Hawaiian! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2122 Myrt and Frank: It’s high time you considered the benefits of a liquid lunch! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2123 I thought date night it'd be just us... 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2124 You can have the crust. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2125 I hope you have Parmesan. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2126 We ordered take-in. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2127 We'll have the linguine fra diavolo. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2128 The ad said we would be transported to a little slice of heaven. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2129 New York style. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2130 The newest Sitcom, The anchovies 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2131 This is what the 'Big Brother Pizza' looks like 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2132 We love the food, but the decor is a little cheesy. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2133 We fucked on pretty much every part of this pizza. Bon fucking appetit. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2134 Scram, this is my dream. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2135 Sorry. We couldn't finish our wine within the 30 minute delivery. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2136 Where did the chairs come from? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2137 Well, we did order an 'everything.' 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2138 Sorry. The dollhouse is getting cold. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2139 I thought it was weird when the menu said "people"roni pie. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2140 Look, do you mind? We asked for a private table. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2141 What did you expect? The tiny homes on Amazon were all sold out! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2142 I think we pressed the wrong option on Grub hub. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2143 But I wanted sausage and mushrooms." 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2144 We decided to downsize AND go upscale. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2145 This table it too close to the kitchen." 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2146 We saved the pizza for you. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2147 And that's why they call it Slice-o-Life Pizzeria. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2148 Your Airbnb ad for "A Little Slice of Heaven" didn't really make this part clear. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2149 We asked for a small shroom, not a small room! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2150 It's not an ultimate deep-dish pizza until I tell you what Margaret and Harry have been up to recently. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2151 Are you a humanitarian? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2152 I thought you ordered the pepperoni? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2153 This pizza is the world to me!! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2154 I'm Pete and this is Patty. We're the Pepperonis from next door. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2155 This used to be such a nice little Italian place. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2156 Hi, this is Martha, I’m Fred, we’re the Anchovy’s. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2157 Get the door--it's our nosy neighbors again. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2158 What the heck, this isn’t pepperoni! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2159 It's not just the economic pie that's shrinking. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2160 Art of the meal. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2161 This might be our tipping point in the sharing economy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2162 Please tell me you didn't tip. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2163 The mood was romantic until you opened the box. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2164 You ordered the Pippa Ronny pizza, did you not? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2165 So there is more to life than pizza. Point taken. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2166 Hello, we're the Toppings. They were out of anchovies. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2167 Sorry, but I’m a vegetarian... 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2168 Hey fellas, do you mind? I'm trying to treat my wife to a cheesy romantic evening. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2169 Sorry, we got here first. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2170 Sorry, we can't figure out the Uber app. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2171 Mind if we move to a table farther away from the kitchen? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2172 I'm sorry, this table is taken! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2173 Drink up! Your Uber's here and Harry's hungry. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2174 Weird, I know. How'd they get cheese in the crust? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2175 First of all, thanks for being Beta testers for Yelp! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2176 Glad I ordered a large. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2177 Please save us a small slice. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2178 What did you think "A Little Italian Restaurant" meant? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2179 Well, what did you think it was for? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2180 That was the last time Pat ordered pizza from Little Italy. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2181 Excuse me, we were promised a quiet corner. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2182 I bet you they're here to chat about our cholesterol levels 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2183 Did you tell them a small vegan pizza or a small vegans pizza? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2184 Funny, I never remember seeing anyone sitting at that little table before. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2185 It's not so bad once the anchovies left. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2186 We didn't know there was a cover charge. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2187 Is that Big Sal? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2188 Excuse us, this was supposed to be a personal pie. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2189 Privacy puh-leese! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2190 Next time, enunciate more clearly when you want a capocolla for your pizza topping. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2191 You really killed the mood. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2192 Did you order this from that new place in little Italy? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2193 This merlot is not satisfactory. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2194 Could you close the lid please? We are trying to have a quiet candlelight dinner. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2195 We needed to downsize and we just love Italy. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2196 Do you mind! It's her birthday. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2197 Our space ship landed at this pizzeria and then it all went downhill from there. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2198 Close the door, the pizzas getting cold. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2199 Thanks, it was getting a little warm in here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2200 We're huge fans - in order to dine with the New York Giants, we had to think inside the box. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2201 Excuse me, we're trying to have a little date here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2202 I thought you ordered Hawaiian, not angry Oompa Loompa. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2203 I think they misunderstood when you ordered "little portions", not Lillipuchuans. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2204 Okay, how about fifty-fifty? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2205 If you think we are a surprise, you first better look UP . 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2206 Hawaiian? No, we’re the ‘Two Can Dine for $6.99’. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2207 I told you this table was too close to the kitchen! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2208 Yes honey, I shrunk the kids, but frankly I didn't think that their newfound marginality would have brought them this close together. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2209 You did order a piccolo of the same, no? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2210 DARN IT ! I ORDERED THIS PIZZA WITHOUT ANY TOPPING. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2211 Sorry, this seat is taken 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2212 Well, we did order the small. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2213 Thought you said we had the whole place for ourselves 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2214 The crowds get bigger every time we come here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2215 Did they throw in a free drink? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2216 At least we were able to be seated together. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2217 Damn it, I distinctly said pepperoni, not Pepe and Ronnie! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2218 YOUR LILIPUTS ARE HAPPY EVEN WHEN LOCKED IN A BOX 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2219 Bet they'll be good with some hot peppers! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2220 Could you just close the box? Our pizza is getting cold! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2221 No, we didn't bring anchovies. Do we look like fishermen? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2222 Surprise! No pizza here. We’re the Keto Diet police sent to save you from your carb-addicted self. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2223 Well, eat up, you stupid pig. This is what you wanted, isn't it? This is what you ordered. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2224 Then again, have you considered that we might actually be some kid's playhouse? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2225 Do you mind? We waited 30 minutes for this table. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2226 This is why we don't like dining out. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2227 Enjoy a slice of Little Italy! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2228 I told you mushrooms isn’t the same thing as ‘shrooms 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2229 Hey! We ordered a couple of giant pizzas, not a couple of giants! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2230 Did you bring the house red I ordered?" 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2231 We hoped you wouldn't mind us dropping in. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2232 sorry it's dinner for two 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2233 It's a small world after all! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2234 I dare not open the desert pudding 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2235 We are reviewing the latest boîte. What are YOU doing? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2236 I specifically told the guy: Family Size. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2237 We're drunk, we live next door to you, and we couldn't afford a cab. I guess that explains everything. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2238 That's not right. We ordered two guys. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2239 There was a mix up at the chef's table 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2240 Gerald, get the good knives this time. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2241 Oh, you want the vegetarian. We're vegan. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2242 Can't a couple have pizza and a good red without someone raising the roof. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2243 I told you, hon, that this would be a night to remember. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2244 Do you mind? We are trying to celebrate Pi day in here. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2245 We held up the lid the whole drive over and you begrudge us a little red wine? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2246 Why is it necessary that we have to deal with the little people and Trump doesn't? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2247 You DID order Round Table Pizza! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2248 You ordered a small Margherita with Basil, right? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2249 The ambiance was lousy, but the food was good. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2250 Of course we took our shoes off. We're not animals. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2251 Could you close the box--we're getting cold. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2252 What do you mean -- we're your pizza topping? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2253 So, this means our order is not coming? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2254 If you don't mind, we're eating here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2255 Which one of you is named Gulliver? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2256 A rare photograph of the Italian secret service. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2257 Thanks for not spilling the wine on the way home 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2258 You said to surprise you. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2259 It's easy when you know the delivery guy. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2260 You ordered the Two Topping Special, right? Well - I’m Bob Topping, and this is my wife Nancy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2261 What? You asked for two small ones to go. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2262 Don’t worry, we’re vegetarian. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2263 I ordered the small family feast. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2264 I’m Basil and she’s Margherita. We’re today’s special. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2265 This again? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2266 Oh, you didn't order the small? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2267 Well, maybe we think you're cheesy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2268 This is the special delivery." 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2269 We saved you a seat. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2270 They must have thought you ordered a slice of life. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2271 It looks like the date night special, but we ordered a large. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2272 We want you “to go”... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2273 Ugh, they forgot the sauce again! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2274 i really miss the traditional pizza toppings 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2275 Sorry, our favorite little hole-in-the-wall was booked. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2276 I'll be damned. Alexa sent us Bill and Judy's hologram. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2277 Could you please leave us alone? You're ruining the mood. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2278 It’s about time, we’ve been waiting more than thirty minutes for our refills. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2279 You asked them to throw in a little extra spice? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2280 Next time, DON'T order a personal pizza! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2281 I ordered homestyle and that's what they sent. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2282 This is a small! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2283 Pull up and chair and join us. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2284 And why did you think the table was here? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2285 Did you read the 'with everything' part? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2286 It's a small world! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2287 'Extra Large' is just a matter of perspective. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2288 We ordered the rose' and this is clearly a blush. What kind of establishment is this? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2289 If you check your browsing history, you’ll know why we are here.” 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2290 Hey, do you mind closing the lid! We'd like a little ambiance. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2291 THAT does NOT look like anchovies 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2292 Do you mind, we are having a romantic dinner. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2293 Look, I'm as surprised as you are - we asked the genii for an intimate dinner in PISA, not pizza.... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2294 Well now you know. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2295 Hello, nice to meet you,We are the Anchovies! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2296 Come see. They put meat lovers on our veggie 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2297 Ah. ‘’Meet’ lovers pizza. Got it. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2298 Just when I thought this date was getting too cheesy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2299 Is the Pinot open? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2300 So when did we adopt them? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2301 this is the last time I use the pool function on uber eats 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2302 We're the Prosciuttos. Reservation at 7. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2303 We'd both like another glass of wine, please. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2304 They said there was no wait time, so we took it! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2305 It's been 45 minutes since we ordered - any idea what may be taking so long with our extra-small deluxe? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2306 This explains the missing pepperoni. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2307 I asked for the Bistro size pizza for two and a bottle of red wine...The kid on the phone kept saying, “Got it. Got it.” 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2308 Sorry to drop in like this.What petit entrees are you seving this evening" 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2309 Was that YOUR pizza? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2310 We said if you come over we’ll dine on pizza, didn’t we? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2311 Shut the box! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2312 If you're cheating on Keto, you might as well get all the toppings. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2313 Yes, we Are wearing shoe covers. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2314 'We'd invite you in, but I'm afraid there just isn't mush-room'. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2315 Oc course we have reservations. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2316 Had you hoped to reserve this table? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2317 There must have been a mix-up about our jumbo order. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2318 No, we’re the Kaplans. The Anchovies are on vacation. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2319 Don’t worry, it’s free-range. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2320 We were hoping to have a quiet dinner at the Wormhole Cafe. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2321 Look, we've been waiting on a table for over an hour... 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2322 Tony and Angela Pepperoni. Pleased to meet you 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2323 Yeah, and if I had a nickel for every middle-aged uptown couple who said, 'What are these two tiny people doing drinking wine by the glass in the center of our pizza?', I'd be a wealthy tiny person. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2324 Wow! They're sure thinking outside the box with this new dinner theater experience. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2325 We decided to eat in tonight." 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2326 You're shocked? We made a reservation for a 'cosy boite', how do you think we feel? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2327 I thought I ordered a pizza for two 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2328 We are just really thankful you didn’t order soup! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2329 Can we have some privacy please! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2330 Thanks for ordering from Really Little Caesars. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2331 We ARE the couple of toppings. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2332 What are you looking at?” You ordered the cheese with the surprise topping! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2333 I ordered the "meat lovers" 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2334 Yes, we found ourselves in this spot once before! The pizza delivery guy is also the maitre d’ at the Italian eatery on 5th. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2335 It's the new company promotion! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2336 You never thought the plastic thing might be a Lilliputian table? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2337 Good evening, and welcome to pizza theater in the round. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2338 We forgot to say it: No anchovies, please! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2339 You must have noticed that it looks like a little table. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2340 Skip the mushrooms. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2341 You did order a 2 topping pizza, didn't you? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2342 Close the lid, you're letting the heat out. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2343 Mind if we join you? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2344 What did you think it was for? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2345 Do these mushrooms taste different to you? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2346 My shoes are perfectly clean, thank you very much. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2347 Could you bring a smidge of Parmesan? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2348 I foolishly asked the genie if he would like a little cheese with that whine when I told him to get back in the bottle. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2349 I think they want us to move out. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2350 We refused to leave our table for "Gullivers Pizza" 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2351 We'd like to order another round. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2352 At least they didn't skimp on the cheese this time! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2353 We'll be finished in a few minutes. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2354 The pizza place must have written down 'Lilliputians' instead of 'a little parmigiano.' 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2355 What type of pizza are you standing on? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2356 This floor is disgusting. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2357 Sorry, we had to eat the pizza. We've been in this damn box for a week or more. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2358 Hey! Can we get a little privacy here? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2359 Would you mind? We are in the middle of a date. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2360 Did you order with or without Lilliputians? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2361 Please, let us enjoy the moment. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2362 I'm Basil and this is Rosemary - as per your order. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2363 You were right. The personal pizza would have been big enough to share. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2364 ''You ordered extra cheese.'' 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2365 I don’t know. We ordered here and to go, and here we are! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2366 Excuse us, but we got here first! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2367 We're your serving suggestion. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2368 Last thing we remember was the aliens asking us what we wanted to eat 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2369 This is a private conversation lady! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2370 What do you have to do to eat your pizza in peace these days? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2371 Small, thin crust. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2372 This is the second time this place has given me diorama. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2373 The vegan special now comes with dates. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2374 Hey, you ordered extra toppings, didn’t you? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2375 Just an eight of slice for me, please. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2376 We recommend a good chianti. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2377 Excuse me, we didn't know this pizza was taken. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2378 You are what you eat special. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2379 A little dinner, I see. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2380 I never thought I'd see the day... a three-legged table. Astounding. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2381 What? Did you not the meat lovers? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2382 I ordered a single, vegetarian. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2383 We'll have the tiramisu and coffee for dessert. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2384 You checked extra toppings when you ordered this pizza. You give us a little wine and we give you light witty banter. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2385 I said olive and pepper, not Olivia and Peter. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2386 You're holding up OUR dinner! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2387 You are welcome to join us for dinner, but you may want to take your shoes off first. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2388 I know you see us as bugs but I assure you we are people. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2389 I know people who have come out of the closet but you are the first couple who've come out of the box. Being unique is rewarding. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2390 Well, we didn't order a plate to share either. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2391 Sorry, my mistake. I thought Pizza Lilliput was just a small pizza 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2392 *thick New York accent* "Ayyy how bout some privacy here!" 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2393 It’s intrusion on our privacy any way you slice it! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2394 This is a ‘PRIVATE’ party fellas! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2395 I’m Joey Pepperoni and this is my wife Marie. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2396 You think it's bad for you? They're making us eat off the floor! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2397 Remember when date night led to more than acid reflux? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2398 We just wanted to skip the dishes and have a quiet night at home! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2399 May we have more wine with your pizza? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2400 You never think outside the pizza box! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2401 Close the lid, it's cold! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2402 The "Extra Large" can feed a small group. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2403 You're getting the full taste of Little Italy. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2404 Well, the Yelp review did say this place has a large following. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2405 We frequently pop up in unexpected locations 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2406 You ordered a Mediterranean didn’t you? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2407 ....hope you are not hungry. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2408 A healthy marriage is more than just "standing on cakes". 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2409 Maybe CBD edibles shouldn't have been legalized? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2410 How else did you expect to get a romantic dinner with delivery pizza? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2411 This is the meat lovers pizza? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2412 If you make a downsizing joke, I will poop on your pizza. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2413 We wiped our feet. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2414 We should have held the mushrooms. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2415 We were hoping we could have some time to ourselves on the piazza! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2416 Yeah well, maybe we are tiny and maybe we do live on a pizza in a box but at least we're not ugly. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2417 Is this your dream,or ours? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2418 We have our drinks, thanks, but where are the four and twenty blackbirds? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2419 We ordered in not takeout. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2420 Pizza? What Pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2421 Take out? We decided to eat in! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2422 Your manboob is telling me you should pass on the pizza. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2423 Oh, and I suppose you thought these tables were for, what, pizza delivery? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2424 Bob Mankoff wouldn't have bought this. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2425 Excuse me! Can't a couple have some privacy on their first anniversary?! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2426 What cannibals order for delivery on a Friday night. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2427 Honey, I thought you ordered a party of 3... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2428 I DON'T THINK HE'S MY TYPE. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2429 So this is what they call their “Date Night “ pizza? Can’t wait to what else is on the menu! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2430 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a romantic evening for two. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2431 They should be smaller and more of them to be considered a legit topping 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2432 Can we split the bill 8 ways? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2433 Chicago pizza keeps getting worse. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2434 Yes we went for the three wishes pizza too 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2435 Yelp promised a genuine Sicilian dining experience 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2436 This is more than we can eat. Would you like some? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2437 Well, it turns out the delivery guy isn't schizophrenic after all... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2438 What'd ya think they were for? 1.1798 0.05885 89 80 2 7
2439 I thought we ordered cheese only. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2440 Welcome to the new social network!! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2441 Hi, we are Pepe and Roni. Now why did you want us with your pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2442 They were out of non-white couples. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2443 You ordered "vegetarians" not "vegetarian." 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2444 They said it feeds four. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2445 I'm Blue, and this is my wife Gouda. We understand that you ordered extra cheese. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2446 We're the Dominos. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2447 Don't you dare put us in the microwave again! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2448 One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.' 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2449 Jerry told me about this when he came here, we just have to tell them "what a lovely home!" 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2450 Hey, a little pie-vacy, here, please! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2451 This blind date just got a bit weird... 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2452 Hey, they ate our pizza 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2453 We enjoy the admittedly cheesy ambience. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2454 Don't worry, we don't eat much 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2455 Shocking, I know! But we had to downsize; we 99 percenters could no longer afford to live on a human scale. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2456 Red wine with white pizza? Philistine Lilliputians! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2457 Do you mind? Our pizza's getting cold. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2458 We're the extra toppings. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2459 WHAT? NO OREGANO?!!! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2460 You two better slow down with the extra larges. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2461 Your pizza will be ready in 10 minutes. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2462 What did you expect when you ordered authentic Italian’s takeout? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2463 That’s not what I ordered 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2464 This isn't the personal pan pizza I wanted. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2465 Do you mind? This is a private dinner. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2466 What the "f----" are you two doing there ? 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2467 The family I always hungered for as a child. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2468 That took longer than 30 minutes. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2469 We're in the upper 1%, so we ate our share. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2470 I distinctly ordered carry-out, not dine-in. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2471 So sorry! But we only ate the anchovies. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2472 And you thought you ordered the vegan pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2473 Funny. You called for take out and WE called for takeout. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2474 Will you be our servers this evening? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2475 Didn’t we ask for anchovies on our Lilliputian pizza 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2476 Sorry, this one is taken. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2477 So, this is "family style?" 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2478 And we ARE what comes with the Suburban Couples' Deluxe pizza. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2479 Sorry the order got mixed up. We are the couple who ordered the Lilliputian pizza. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2480 No Mushrooms or Cheese, Come on? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2481 Hey guys, even us little people demand a piece of the pie, too. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2482 You ordered the small Canadian, so forget any refund. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2483 You wanted extra crust, you got it bozo! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2484 What do you have to do to be alone in this city? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2485 Could we get the check? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2486 Yes, we are small and we are meat lovers. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2487 You think the pizzas big, wait until you see the wine! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2488 With our student loan debt, this is the best Italian vacation we can afford. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2489 Could you ask our waiter to please dim the lights? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2490 I thought thinking outside the box would be thrilling! But no.... 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2491 No, it's from 'Original' Nano Ray's 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2492 Stay out of our world, and we'll stay out of yours! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2493 I love ordering pizza from Dave's he pays so much attention to the little things. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2494 Wonder why they are looking at us strange, honey? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2495 Mind if we borrow that chair? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2496 It's not really about the crust when you order Lilliputian-style. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2497 Don't give me that look. You could you have at least left us a slice. 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2498 It’s not what it looks like. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2499 We are going to need another chair 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2500 We're just about done. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2501 You didn't order a large meta? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2502 Big appetites ... small dining table. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2503 ¨Can´t we just have some pizza and quiet? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2504 I see you ordered the family size.” Ellie Albertson, Westfield, N.J 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2505 Got any parmesan? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2506 "I think of my ex-wife and her new husband and the carb craving disappears ." 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2507 It was this or pineapple. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2508 These little tables are so rarely used, we decided to 'order-in' with delivery by Door-Dash. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2509 It's true what they say, they really are getting smaller. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2510 Mind closing the lid? Your other roommate is letting us sublet this space for $900 a month. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2511 What's for dessert? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2512 Careful, gentlemen -- the peyote pizza is particularly potent tonite. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2513 Pull up another chair and join us! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2514 Hey, this is a blind date. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2515 We were ready to order half an hour ago! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2516 And can you wrap the extra slices to go 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2517 Least there's no anchovies 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2518 Juice fasting is stupid--wake up and eat. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2519 Hi, we're Pepper and Ronny Topping. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2520 Pop--Up-- Pizza for 2 - Please . 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2521 Honey, I think we interupted something... 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2522 You ordered an all dressed up pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2523 If we had wanted to eat al fresco, we would have said so. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2524 I guess it serves two. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2525 We thought this would be the ultimate getaway. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2526 Sorry...they delivered to the wrong address. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2527 Well, you did say you wanted everything on it. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2528 Carl this isn't vegan. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2529 Really? You ordered the unhappy couple pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2530 The only thing that tops a pizza is small talk with a little wine. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2531 We’re your special topping. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2532 We ordered a party of four! This place never gets our order right! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2533 It is Jonathan Swift pizza, after all. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2534 Promise we won't eat much! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2535 WE were promised our dinner would be served when the lights came on. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2536 Not MY idea of "everything" 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2537 they forgot the anchovies. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2538 Don't worry. We wiped our shoes off first. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2539 It’s not what we thought “to go” meant, either. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2540 No we are not anchovies. Put your glasses on. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2541 Talk about small portions 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2542 Do you have anything to eat? I’m sick of pizza. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2543 They offered us first available seating 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2544 Looks like we got additional toppings for free! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2545 You can always scrape us off your “everything” pizza, along with the broccoli. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2546 Did you order the small Piazza AGAIN ? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2547 Are you vegan? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2548 That's a real slice of life. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2549 Chef Paolo said to reallyenjoy his pizza we needed to BE the topping. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2550 Oh look dear, another relativity nerd who doesn’t understand quantum life 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2551 I guess they called our bluff on dining for four. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2552 Seems I mixed up ordering an Uber with Uber Eats. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2553 Seriously?! They forgot the dipping sauces for the crust again! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2554 The daily special, tomorrow is pepperoni. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2555 Well, what were you going to do with it? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2556 For the last time, our names are Clark and Tina Anchovy. Now can we finish our meal in peace?! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2557 You just wrecked the ambience. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2558 We thought the pizza saver might save our marriage, too. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2559 No, it's not a cheesy first date! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2560 I can't believe you guys ordered a pizza wearing those sweaters. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2561 Double date? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2562 I think it’s time to change the batteries in your hearing aids. I said 2- mini Pizzas not 2-mini people! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2563 I guess they forgot to put the meat lovers on the side. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2564 They never listen ... I said "half couple on 1st date" AND "half bitter divorcee." 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2565 This is the last time we order from Gulliver's to go. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2566 I specifically asked for a table away from the kitchen. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2567 I thought you said they were out of white pizza 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2568 We thought you wouldn't mind sharing 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2569 Hey, we're eating here 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2570 Honey, you did say anything but anchovies. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2571 Could you fix our table? It's a little wobbly! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2572 Yes we saved the crust for you. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2573 I chose the couple dining toppings! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2574 We asked if they could serve us take out, and 'viola' here we are. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2575 You think we should offer them dessert 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2576 I thought we ordered we ordered anchovies. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2577 You forgot to order the olives again. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2578 Seriously? If you weren't enjoying yourself you could've just said so. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2579 Gentrification is truly out of control these days. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2580 See what happens when you neglect your parents? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2581 Next time, we need to order fewer mushrooms. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2582 We were told there would not be a cover charge. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2583 What did we ever find to talk about? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2584 Do you mind? We're on a date. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2585 Well, you did ask for a small pizza. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2586 A thimbleful of red wine would be great. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2587 You asked for a little aged Italian on your pizza, right? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2588 Hey! We're trying to have a little dinner here! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2589 We assure you that we are, indeed, meat lovers. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2590 Well, you ordered shrimp, didn't you? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2591 What? So you're ok with pineapple on here but not Susan and Jeffrey Holloway? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2592 You ordered a pie with the Works. We’re Albert and Maggie Works. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2593 Take as many slices as you want, she already has half of it 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2594 We were having an intimate bistro moment - but that wouldn't mean much to you, would it? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2595 Help us, Obese-one; you're our only hope. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2596 "I wanted pepperoni, not people-roni" 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2597 A Lilliputian surprise. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2598 The Airbnb listing called it a "hut" but the reviews were good 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2599 Yeah, I dunno. I said I wanted to eat her box, there was a whooshing noise, glitter and sparkles, and here we are. A genie with a sense of humor, I guess. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2600 Small plates? I thought you said small dates! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2601 Could you place us on a table further from the kitchen? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2602 I'm a meat lover and my wife's a vegetarian, but somehow it works. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2603 I think we got delivered to the wrong house. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2604 You asked for "round table"? What did you expect? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2605 We were sitting here having a drink when suddenly there was giant flash of light, and...well, here we are. Is this the Twilight Zone? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2606 Did you order this topping? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2607 We ordered our pizza 45 minutes ago! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2608 Hey big fella,don’t act so shocked.It’s Lisa and Don Pepperoni. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2609 We didn't order two schlubby homebodies on our date night either. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2610 Tony's "magic bean special" wasn't kidding! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2611 We accidentally clicked both the dine-in AND take out option on the website. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2612 ‘ “Looks like they ran out of cheese.” 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2613 We are just waiting on dessert. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2614 This is what you get when you order a personal pizza from Little Italy! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2615 Family size includes a Mom and Dad 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2616 Somebody said you were having a party? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2617 I thought we ordered a large. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2618 Uuummmm.... we are still waiting for our breadsticks... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2619 “Sorry. Our hors d’oeuvres were taking forever, so we ate the toppings.” 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2620 Can’t we get a little privacy? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2621 Did they get your order wrong again? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2622 Well, at least they're not Hawaiian. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2623 Two narcissists order takeout. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2624 Wow, this really is extra cheesy. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2625 That’s the last time we order from A Little Slice of Life 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2626 It’s the only way to get it while it’s hot. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2627 We'll take it to go. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2628 We'd like another table without as much people traffic. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2629 Excuse me, we're still waiting on our bread twigs 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2630 They weren’t kidding when they said it “feeds 4” 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2631 So where is our pizza then? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2632 Do we look like we could eat all those toppings? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2633 Privacy Please! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2634 We've been waiting 33 minutes for service. I trust our order will be free. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2635 It's faster than Uber... 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2636 Gosh.. Tables are really hard to come by at this restaurant.. ..That's right! A little privacy please and if you could dim the lights again.. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2637 You'll get your food when we get ours! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2638 Well don’t just stand there, serve the pizza! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2639 Well, we used to do wedding cakes about once a week, but after that 8-tier incident we moved on to pizzas. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2640 Our shoes are squeaky clean and we only need a few minutes to finish our drinks. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2641 I could have sworn I ordered vegetarian. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2642 Ugh...I hate ‘couples topping’.... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2643 We don't know. This giant guy said "get a pizza saver", and here we are. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2644 Can’t a guy get some privacy, I mean enywhere? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2645 How dare you call my wife a topping!" 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2646 You said you were in the mood for a little dinner 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2647 We're celebrating Pi Day. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2648 We had reservations. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2649 We were at Alice’s Restaurant for the takeout pizza. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2650 I'm sorry but this table is taken! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2651 What were you expecting? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2652 I never ordered the “peopleroni!” 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2653 I'm sorry we ate your pizza. We were hungry... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2654 May we have a bit of privacy? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2655 Actually, I'm Little Brutus and this is Little Octavia. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2656 This is private box seating. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2657 We're ready to order now. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2658 Greetings from your friends at Dominos! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2659 You SAID you wanted it extra cheesy! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2660 If you have a better idea for 'Date Night' I'd love to hear it. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2661 We'll need a set of tiny plates. And any tiny shoes you happen to have laying around." 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2662 The pizzeria ran out of shrimp topping, we’re the upgrade. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2663 Sorry, only room for two. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2664 Not only does it keep the top of the collapsing, you get to listen in on their dinner conversation 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2665 No more chianti? How about some valpolicella? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2666 Don't be disappointed; the pepperoni was nothing to rave about 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2667 You did ask for an authentic Sicilian pizza” 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2668 We support locally produced products. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2669 As a matter of fact, red wine also goes perfectly well WITHOUT pizza 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2670 First, it was bacon on a burger. Now it's people on a pizza?! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2671 You and you're special toppings. Why can't you order a plain one for a change? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2672 This pizza company not only does delivers but includes instructions on how to eat it properly. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2673 Sorry, but we were hungry. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2674 Henry, I thought you were going to order a Veggie pizza? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2675 You're surprised?! We were promised al fresco dining. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2676 You were expecting maybe pepperoni? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2677 I asked for cheesiest topping possible, not for a re-enactment of your proposal. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2678 We're working on a PhD on perspective relationships. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2679 You did order it with everything, right? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2680 We didn't order extra small, did we? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2681 A moment ago, it was warm, dark, and probably a little cheesy. And now this. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2682 Now I know why you refer to Mario’s as that little Italian place. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2683 Almost. Just a teeny bit more time. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2684 I wanted the meat-lovers, not the meet-lovers. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2685 Excuse me! This is a real neighborhood with real people! Stop staring at us! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2686 No, I ordered it with a couple OF OLIVES. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2687 No, we’re the vegetarianS. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2688 At least they won't run up much of a wine bill. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2689 There’s my other two chairs. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2690 Welcome to Bleecker Street 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2691 Downsizing has some great perks. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2692 We took the pill that made us small. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2693 After pineapple, it was inevitable. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2694 Could you please close the box, fella! We were just enjoying our seclusion with extra cheese. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2695 Thank you! We had to hide under the table when the box was closed, which is no way to enjoy dinner. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2696 How about we discuss this after the anchovy course? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2697 I'm afraid you'll have to bring your own wine. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2698 We'd like to place an order to go! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2699 We once lived high on the hog. However, nowadays we live on the pizza. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2700 I think you misunderstood 2-fer 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2701 we asked for 'to go' but this is ridiculous 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2702 Didn't you read the label? This pizza comes with poached eggs on top. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2703 Some friends told us the pizza is great and the portions are ginormous 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2704 You think they'll notice if we quickly grab a slice? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2705 Could you please bring a bottle of cabernet sauvignon, reduced? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2706 We were here in less than 30 minutes so where's our free pizza? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2707 These are less palatable than anchovies 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2708 Is this the first time you have ordered the deluxe pizza? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2709 She’s Pepper and I’m Tony. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2710 Well,that's the last time I ask for "home delivery" from that trendy new pizza parlor. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2711 Will you be serving green beans tonight? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2712 You've got a lot of crust ruining our perfect evening! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2713 We're the 'Surprise Inside' - Say "Cheese!" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2714 I swear I ordered the couple with pineapple and not Chianti. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2715 We were given three wishes. I was hungry. Alladin now uses autocorrect! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2716 You did order the family size 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2717 Quattro Formaggi? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2718 Honey, I asked for pepperoni, not people-roni. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2719 Surprise, This is the Hut’s new Perfect Pair combo. Cheese and sausage is so yesterday. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2720 You get this with every New York style Pizza for Dine in's. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2721 You ordered two small Margheritas. That's us. They threw the pizza in. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2722 Excuse the grease, we weren't expecting company. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2723 On that night the Pepperonis carelessly booked a dinner at Dominos. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2724 Spin us around and if you land on pizza, you get to join us. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2725 Excuse me, is there a delay to serve the meal? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2726 Next time, no pineapple and no dates! Come sempre. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2727 You ordered two small pizzas, right? Well, our last name is Pizza. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2728 For the third time, we're not the D'Giornos, we're the D'Angelo's. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2729 Do you guys deliver 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2730 Welcome to pizza a la date night, gluten free. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2731 What do you mean spoiled the pizza? We are the pizza guardian angels. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2732 Could we have some red pepper? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2733 Did you want a slice of the cheesy date pizza? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2734 Mellow Mushroom’s Lilliputian Pie. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2735 Ay! Who ordered the small Italian pizza?" 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2736 Gulliver said you were all malformed 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2737 It's a pizza that shames you out of eating it. They call it a Midtown Margherita" 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2738 Better Ingredients. Better People. Papa's John's." 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2739 Hmm I thought we ordered cheese? 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2740 Do you prefer stud or Teaxas hold-‘em? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2741 We recommend the Pinot Noir to cut the grease. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2742 They thought you ordered the Smalls AND pizza. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2743 You want Little Caesar's meatballs and Little Bella's garlic hair knots? Fuhggeddaboudit! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2744 Well now! Would YOU like it if somebody ordered your home off a menu? And ate it? Eh? EH?! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2745 Warning: Hunan traffickers are becoming more desperate and creative. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2746 You see, I didn't call you crazy - I said, "You, should see us shrink." 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2747 I'm the vegetarian half." 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2748 You want a pizza this? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2749 It's a loaner until our dining room set arrives." 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2750 Close the box, it's a private dinner. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2751 Did you win the zombie lottery or what? Close the frigging lid! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2752 The crust was way too thick. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2753 I’m sorry, did you want a piece of her too? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2754 You said you wanted it New Yorker-style. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2755 y'all looked different in the App 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2756 Don't act like YOU haven't thought of it, big guy. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2757 Take out anyone? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2758 I swear I entered, "shrimp pizza with lime." Who knew it would auto-correct to "small people with wine." 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2759 Did you order a slice of life? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2760 Take another look at the fine print on those Suburban Surprise toppings. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2761 I am Little Caesar, and this is MY pizza! go away! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2762 "Didn't I warn you? Any topping but magic mushrooms!" 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2763 Everyone loves Costco. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2764 Did YOU order those? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I didn't order those 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2765 I guess we need to be more specific when we order a “meat lover’s pizza”. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2766 We compromised on eating out and home delivery. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2767 Do you mind? We're getting a little chilli out here. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2768 Little something in the oven, eh? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2769 Disgusting, right on the cheese. Do you know how dirty the bottoms of shoes are? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2770 Dining in, huh... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2771 Would you mind? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2772 Why did you order the doppelganger again? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2773 It's a slice of life 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2774 Damnit, now they know what they're used for." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2775 The pizza and wine diet worked beyond expectations. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2776 Tell me they didn't eat all the toppings, again. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2777 It's a bit of a surprise but we both are here on a dare 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2778 Please let me explain - it's a long story. This is my wife and we are Susan and John Pepperoni. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2779 Don't worry, we're included in the price of a 16" 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2780 I don't think this is our pizza... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2781 So you opened the door to an alternate universe. Are you happy now? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2782 You ordered the 'Little Italia'? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2783 It's not the best pizza we've ever had, but the atmosphere is warm and cozy. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2784 We downsized. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2785 how longdo we have to sit here before ordering? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2786 We suggest the red. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2787 We’re the Anchovies. Mort and Lydia Anchovy. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2788 Did you order the small? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2789 Oh yes, it was very good, but their portions are a bit small. Join us for a spot of wine? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2790 We were ment for something bigger 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2791 You ordered date night take out again? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2792 I told you not to order from Round Table Pizza. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2793 Are we not the dinner partners you requested? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2794 It's a happy meal for adults. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2795 Next time order the large pizza. You might want to check your Caesar salad also... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2796 Why do you think they put this bistro table here? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2797 Subtle. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2798 Don't eat the pepperoni~ !! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2799 She's Peppy and I'm Saucy. What can we do for you? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2800 Look, making a white sauce pizza is a process. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2801 Excuse us, we're trying to have an intimate dinner here. Oh, and your Pizza Marghareta was wonderful... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2802 Wow, a three dimensional topping! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2803 Hey, where's our pizza? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2804 We'd like to order now. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2805 Jack warned us not to climb that beanstalk. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2806 We are the Toppings, Anne and Chovie, eating out! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2807 Sorry to disturb you but did you eat my pizza? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2808 Didn't we order pepperoni? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2809 They don't call it "world famous" for nothing 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2810 We come with the "surprise me" topping order. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2811 I told him, "Fred, you should have tipped that maitre'd!" 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2812 I thought I told them to hold the Stan and Janet. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2813 It’s just pizzas, all the way down. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2814 That happens when you say, “Lilli, Put In an order for a whole pie, please.” 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2815 I guess those Pizzagate rumors were true. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2816 Your welcome to join us for dessert and a little small talk 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2817 Hey PAL, you ever heard of squatter's rights? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2818 This is a table for two, and we're celebrating our anniversary, so I would kindly ask you to butt out! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2819 Our waiter seems to have forgotten where we are; could you get us both some more of the House red? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2820 What did you order?" "Pizza for two. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2821 ...and a millilitre each of Pinot Grigio please. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2822 It's a metropolitan pie not a Neapolitan. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2823 Min? Dad? What are you doing in there?" The menu had changed quite drasticly, after it was found out that you indeed do become what you eat 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2824 Do you have any Petite Sirah? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2825 Do you mind? We're on a date here. You can eat when we're done. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2826 Well, that’s quite a Monday Night Surprise Pizza! Break out the Wasabi and chopsticks, George. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2827 You’re in the wrong cartoon 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2828 When you order dinner for two you got to say which two. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2829 It was the only table we could book for Valentine's Day! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2830 Sorry, but we had a reservation 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2831 What were you expecting from Restaurant-Style DiGiorno? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2832 DEFINITELY' not tipping on this order 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2833 How many times must I remind you,? Pu the lid down! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2834 Yeah! We finished the pizza. Now close the lid. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2835 Oh, there you are. The pizza was delicious. Could you bring us two of those cinnamon things, please? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2836 Please don't stare. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2837 Don"t give us that look,lady. What metaphysical pizza are you and beard-boy there the toppings of 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2838 The chianti is right on the edge of becoming vinegar. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2839 Are you the folks who ordered the pizza? 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2840 Chefai? Little Italy, little Italians, capish? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2841 You clearly ordered the "Piazza." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2842 I said “ I want you to take me out.” He thought I said, “I want to be Take Out.” 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2843 I said a slice of life not the whole pie 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2844 You ordered this pie from Caveat Emptor Pizza, right? Well, we're the Anchovies, Bob and Tina. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2845 You definitely ordered an extra small couple, not a couple of extra smalls. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2846 We will have 2 hamburgers and some extra napkins to get the sauce off of our shoes. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2847 Meatlovers Pizza for Two ? 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2848 You ordered the Italian. We're Italian. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2849 You asked for a personal pizza, didn’t you? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2850 Didn't you order a "Pizza inceptionna" ? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2851 Hi, I'm Roni and this is my wife Pepper. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2852 I never knew what that little thing is for 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2853 Guess we're eating for four tonight. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2854 We were dining in the dark! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2855 Jacob and Doris finally got the "mellow mushroom" pizza they had hoped for. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2856 This is the last time we take restaurant recommendations from Jack. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2857 Did you want pepperoni on your date night? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2858 Well, somebody had to hold the pepperoni! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2859 Your special order does not include a violinist. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2860 when we asked for take-out, we didnt mean for it to be us! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2861 We know, you're surprised because you ordered mushrooms. Right 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2862 Sorry, we finished it. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2863 Is it so bad to try anything to connect with your son?? Have a slice of life! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2864 Yes, I ordered a family-size, but this is ridiculous 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2865 I hate the local food movement. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2866 But, we ordered out. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2867 ... Guess who came for dinner ? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2868 We are the ghosts of dinners future. Keep ordering extra cheese and you won't live long enough to do this. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2869 We’re just trying to grab a slice of the good life. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2870 We have the table for another 10 minutes. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2871 What's a guy got to do to get service around here? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2872 Is this what they meant by a buy-one, get-two-free deal? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2873 Sorry, I thought I ordered the large. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2874 Do you have a table a little less tipsy? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2875 How about a little privacy? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2876 Would you please keep it closed? There's a draft. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2877 Everyone wants a piece of the pie 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2878 I don't know we were just trying to do something different. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2879 A little red wine would go really well. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2880 Quit staring and bring us two milliliters of Merlot. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2881 Hi, I'll have the sea bass and...is it me, or is it hot in here? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2882 The deep dish includes "thoughtful conversation" 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2883 Ask him to mansplain it again! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2884 What? You ordered in and we’re eating in. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2885 It was a really delicious piazza but filling 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2886 I thought I just misheard when they said 'the Hams' were now included in 'the works' ." 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2887 Chow Bella, don’t look so surprised, we’re from your wedding cake, remember? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2888 You did ask for extra toppings, right? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2889 You did order a Round Table Pizza didn't you? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2890 I said just cheese and they made us an interpersonal pan pizza! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2891 Obviously someone thought this would be funny. Is that Mr. Jonathan Swift back there? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2892 Thanks. You can leave the top open. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2893 You ordered the Trickle Down Special. What did you expect? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2894 We ARE gulten-free. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2895 Do I come to your house and interrupt your dinner?! Now shut the box!!! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2896 Oh you said MEAT lovers pizza 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2897 Don't know about the pizza but this is definitely a great Chardonnay! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2898 I thought I asked for cheese. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2899 One bite, everyone knows the rules. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2900 Another giant asshole bothering us. Let’s see what this one wants. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2901 'Dining In' is definitely different these days. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2902 We wanted to eat out, not eat in. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2903 Well, we did order a family size pizza._ 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2904 Excuse me, do you mind?! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2905 I hear if you put them outside they'll just find their way back. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2906 Could you top us off? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2907 You may have seen the film with Matt Damon... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2908 Must be extra toppings. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2909 Family pizza tonight! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2910 Please bring us some oregano. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2911 Larry, I told you different toppings. Look how bland these look! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2912 I thought I ordered Chinese?! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2913 Careful. Like the deliver menu said, ‘No tipping.’ 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2914 You did order a large with everything! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2915 Nope, his taxes aren't in here either! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2916 Not wasting food is the most effective way to reduce climate change, thank you for asking! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2917 Unaware they’d ordered extra cheese with “the” Anchovies, the Wilborns reconsider. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2918 Just because you may think I'm just one of the Little People doesn't mean you can hover over me and demand I give up my table before I've even finished my wine! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2919 I order a small pizza but..... 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2920 This is the worst dinner cruise of my life. 1.1667 0.05311 84 74 6 4
2921 I guess it’s better than pineapple on top. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2922 Excuse me! We didn't invite you! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2923 This is what we call "Thinking inside the box". 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2924 Kinda hard to have romantic dinner in here when SOMEONE keeps letting all the cheese smell escape! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2925 Do you mind?! We ordered the personal pizza special. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2926 Who's coming to dinner? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2927 Close the box you’re letting all the grease out 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2928 The critics were right about your lousy ambiance. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2929 It was delicious, thank you. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2930 Were're discussing the topic of your pizza... 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2931 I agree. The wait times in Little Italy have gotten out of control. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2932 I thought we ordered the special topping, but hold the casual diners? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2933 You people have got to start reading the fine print. This is what you get with the Matt Damon Downsized Box Office Bomb Special with Everything. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2934 Let me guest, you were going to leave without leaving a tip. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2935 You got a pie topped with literary satire? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2936 If you wouldn't mind giving us a little privacy...it's our anniversary. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2937 You should have ordered an extra large. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2938 Pizza, piazza, we're just having a drink!! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2939 This was the special?! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2940 Can't we have a little pizza quiet in here? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2941 You may have asked for a meat pizza, but the order was written as meta. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2942 We are almost finished and the table is yours. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2943 You didn’t say “meatless.” 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2944 You’re upset? We specifically asked to be seated in a deep dish. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2945 Well, of course! First come, first serve. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2946 Let's check the date on this pizza. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2947 She kept saying I never take her anywhere in 30 minutes or less. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2948 Would you like to hear the specials for tonight? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2949 ARE THEIR LITTLE CHAIRS MADE FROM CHAMPAGNE CORKS? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2950 I think the Genie misunderstood our wish. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2951 Don't be fooled by the box. It was a very very small pizza. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2952 When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That's amore When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine That's amore 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2953 What's 'a matta you, eh?! 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2954 What did you expect from Mystic Pizza? 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2955 Our vegan gluten free pizza comes with two little people that will pretend to care about your food issues. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2956 I ordered the big pizza pie, but they must have just given me the amore instead. 1.1644 0.05522 73 64 6 3
2957 I heard you say it! "Hold the Sterns, please." 1.1609 0.04286 87 74 12 1
2958 This does not pair well with pineapple. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2959 The large pour will ruin your dinner. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2960 Have you met my wife Alice? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2961 What super heroes? You ordered the Rom Com Classic. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2962 At least we try to make date night a special occasion. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2963 Open the box one more time and I'll have you arrested. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2964 This isn't who I ordered. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2965 Reduce, reuse, recycle in that order. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2966 We were really hungry. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2967 Excuse me, this is our dinner. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2968 We needed a table in thirty minutes or less 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2969 That's a cheesy date on a small budget. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2970 I warned you this would happen when you said 'yes in my back yard!' Now here they come to take a slice of our pie! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2971 We’ve been waiting for an hour ,where the fuck is the waiter? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2972 I ordered a small pizza, but this is ridiculous. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2973 When you re-order, go easy on the mushrooms. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2974 We are Fred and Ethyl Gottenbottom. Who are you? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2975 OK. We asked the waiter for a go box, and here we are. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2976 That's the last time I get mushrooms on it. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2977 Well, you did ask for a white pie. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2978 Because we value each other and want to keep the spark alive, that’s why we’re here! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2979 It's a pizza cake 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2980 Fergeddaboudit. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2981 Don’t do the OA movements on pizza night! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2982 Install a proper bathroom and you won’t have to worry about what is and what is not sausage. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2983 Didn't you order the meet lovers pizza? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2984 I told you to make a reservation! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2985 They forgot the pepperoni again. 1.1605 0.05403 81 72 5 4
2986 The friend-to-table movement might just catch on. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2987 You ordered " The Romantic Dinner for Two " Pizza ? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2988 You did order a small. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2989 Tell me ahain what topping you ordered 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2990 There must be some mistake. We’re not take out, we’re table service. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2991 To top it off, we thought you might like company. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2992 Hi, we’re the Pepperonis, I’m afraid there’s been a mix-up. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2993 Best seats are always in the middle of the pizza. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2994 Yes, we're Lilliputians but we have a big appetite. Sorry, we did not leave a slice. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2995 Any chance of a booth instead, please? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
2996 We’re here for the dinner for two. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
2997 I'm eating' here..! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
2998 Thank you for choosing Irony Pizza. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
2999 At least there's no roaches. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3000 So this is the "2 toppings Valentines Day" special 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3001 Puhleeze You blew out the candle 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3002 What did you expect? You ordered the family sized pizza. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3003 Let’s remember not to order nuclear family pizza again. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3004 Just toasting your selection of toppings. We're complimentary... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3005 Honey, did you order meat lovers, again? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3006 Well clumsy thumbs, looks like you ordered a cheese piazza, huh? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3007 We also thought 'Downsizing' was awful. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3008 This foodie obsession for new toppings has gone too far. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3009 Take-out? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3010 I suggest an eyedropper when you serve more wine. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3011 One way or another! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3012 Nope, personal pan. In fact, it's our personal pan! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3013 Skip the anchovy next time. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3014 I ordered the meat lovers, not the lovers topping! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3015 Just what you asked for. No anchovies. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3016 Hi! Are you celebrating Boxing Day with us? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3017 Are you saying we're NOT meat lovers?! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3018 I’ve heard a little Italy, but this is ridiculous! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3019 You did order the conversation pie, didn't you? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3020 What? They said you were lactose intolerant. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3021 How hard can this be? Select the delivery option in the app, I tell her. And what happens? She still finds a way to mess it up. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3022 I love pizza but it always disagrees with me. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3023 Well, we couldn't find OUR pizza but we are ALL OVER yours. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3024 I ordered gluten free. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3025 We're here to validate what all true pizza eaters have known all along. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3026 It's not our fault. We told them we were eating in, then here comes this guy flipping boxes. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3027 Size doesn't matter. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3028 Please don't eat us! This is where we live now that CBS fired all us "little people" to cover Gayle' King's giant salary..._ 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3029 Excuse me, but we didn't ask for it 'to go'. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3030 Your AirBnB listing said complete privacy! What if we had already finished with our drinks?! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3031 I thought we ordered meatless pizza! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3032 We're sharing a Personal Pan Pepperoni, size matters, you know. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3033 I asked for double cheese not a double date! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3034 We just found this nice little cozy Italian place. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3035 This must be their new Dining Out Travel Perks program 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3036 The new topping from Cosmic Pizza is so meta 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3037 I'll take this over pineapple. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3038 When we ordered pizza for two, we are the two. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3039 All we know is we ordered the personal-sized pan! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3040 Would you add pepperoni next time? 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3041 Can you hand me one of those napkins. I've got something stuck to my shoe. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3042 We’re downsizing date night. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3043 Yes, my name is Domino. What did you expect? 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3044 It's about time we had the Littles for dinner. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3045 All I said was "I'd like to be in Pisa shopping right now". 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3046 Thanks for ordering the extra olives! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3047 You may have asked for''double cheese' on your pizza, but the order taker heard your request as 'a couple, please' 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3048 A little piece? 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3049 I heard say you wanted a little Italian tonight. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3050 Oops! So engrossed in our conversation, we forgot to drink the magic Disappearing Wine! 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3051 Could we get some napkins? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3052 UberEats? Well, this UberMeets app clearly has some kinks... 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3053 At least it's rent-controlled. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3054 Hi, I’m Pepperoni and this is Marj. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3055 Mom and Dad didn't leave us much did they 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3056 I said I wanted a mushroom, not a munchkin pizza! 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3057 I thought I told you "no meat." 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3058 I told you, pepperoni. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3059 Didn't you order Papa Roni with dates? 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3060 Another bottle of Pinot Noir please. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3061 I ordered this pizza with reservations. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3062 This is fine for them. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3063 Honey, I said I wanted a couple of pieces with some wine. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3064 Honey, they don’t look like the food clicking types. I think we ordered the wrong family. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
3065 I'm Little Caesar. 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3066 The daily special is rather small! 1.1605 0.04104 81 68 13 0
3067 The newest healthy craze: dates on pizza. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
3068 Sorry it's only a cheese pizza, but we really weren't expecting company. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3069 Allo! I am DiGiorno and this-a my wife, Celeste. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3070 I distinctly remember hearing "Pizza for 2". 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3071 Order another before bedtime and they'll deliver one with our kids on it for half-price. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3072 We're just trying to stay warm. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3073 Well we did ask for takeaway for two. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3074 Did you pick up or was it home delivered? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3075 Do you mind? We're trying to have a private conversation about your choice of aardvark as a topping. Burp! We're small. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3076 Quite ordering me. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3077 its like horton hears a who 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3078 Harold, you son of a bitch! 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3079 We pooed on ur pizza haha gottem 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3080 With such nosy neighbors, our parents’ generation had it better, not worse, even if they did grow up in shoe boxes. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3081 Please don't tell us we're take-and-bake! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3082 Here's a true slice of Little Italy. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3083 So this is the new meat lovers pizza... 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3084 I knew it!!! 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3085 So haven't you ever seen a pizza saver before? Now if you don't mind, please close the lid, and we'll let you know when we're done. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3086 I just lost my appetite. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3087 A meat-lovers? We ordered a Margherita to go... well, this is awkward. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3088 The GPS stoped working. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3089 We ask for out dinner to go. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3090 We ordered a large with sausage and mushrooms, not the Lilliputian 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3091 We don't do compost. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3092 Oh, hello Missus ‘You-Gotta-Watch-What-You-Wish-For!’ 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3093 Oh dear! Has it been 30 minutes already? 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3094 Hey, I ordered a small Mexican 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3095 It's my dinner, not yours. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3096 No, we are NOT the appetizer. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3097 Hello. We are Dr. and Mr. Anchovies. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3098 What do you mean you thought it was to keep your pizza from getting squished? There's no pizza, and furthermore, we'd appreciate your putting the roof back down over our table! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3099 Could you not garlic next time? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3100 When you said 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3101 New Toppings! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3102 DIDN'T WE ORDER PIZZA? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3103 Great merchandising! Nothing makes people hungrier than seeing others eat... 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3104 There's no such thing as free delivery. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3105 We asked for a window, instead we got a pizza box in the land of giants! 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3106 You did ask for a shrimp topping, didn't you? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3107 I said extra cheese...not extra P’s 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3108 Pepperoni’s changed. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3109 I don’t remember ordering lilliputs with wine on my pizza. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3110 I told you the waiter gypped us with this table. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3111 I ordered the in house pizza. I didn’t mean it literally. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3112 The rent in the soda can went up 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3113 Do you want one or two slices of romance? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3114 Honey, I shrunk our guests. But they have wine. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3115 «We got something on our plate here. Could you give us some closeness please?» 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3116 Why did we wait so long to install heated floors? 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3117 We can't possibly eat all of it ourselves; we'd be happy to share. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3118 Please wait for us to finish before you clear. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3119 They really go all out on the anniversary special! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3120 Ha! Professor Wilkins, I think we’ll have “that” conversation. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3121 You ordered extra cheese? We’re the Romanos. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3122 I guess when you’re small, eating off the floor really is okay. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3123 We're the extra cheese. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3124 Hi, we're the Anchovies, I'm Amanda and he's Paul. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3125 I told them I wanted a slice, not a slice of life 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3126 You didn't know what pizza lilliputiana was, did you? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3127 But blah, blah blah. We're sorry to open up to you like this! Anyway, what's new with you two? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3128 We need privacy. Just close the box, now! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3129 You must have ordered pizza con gli umani! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3130 Ok, we’ll stick to pepperoni next time... 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3131 I asked for their smallest portion. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3132 Uh, excuse us. We definitely ordered take out? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3133 Please remember to recycle us. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3134 Jan and Chris were surprised to see Ray's Pizza new Lilliputian portions. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3135 Sorry it was burnt and we just came along for the ride. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3136 This is a lower crust pizza 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3137 Where else do you think pizzas get their protein from? 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3138 If you try going out for dinner one night, you'll see for yourselves how hard it is to get a table. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3139 Before you ask, yes we ate your pepperoni. It paired well with the wine. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3140 We both got martinis. What did you order? 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3141 Sorry, they were out of pepperoni. Would you care for a tiny glass of wine?" 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3142 Do you mind? We’re having a miniature moment. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
3143 This isn't what I had in mind when it said Ready-Made pizza. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3144 Hey, we are leprechauns! Can’t you just let us eat? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3145 So It's Manhattan. 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3146 I suppose when you asked me out for pizza we would be the ones eating it? 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
3147 Garcon, your finest petite sirah! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
3148 You definitely did not specify a vegetarian topping. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3149 Oh darn it Larry, they forgot to add the olives and mushrooms." 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3150 Who orders a plain pizza? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3151 First date, I was trying to be original. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3152 But it’s only been 29 minutes. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3153 Autentico Italiano? Sì. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3154 We’ve still got another 30 minutes, jeez. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3155 Imagine, if you will... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3156 If I ever get my hands on that Rick Moranis guy watch out 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3157 Excuse me, but this is OUR private reservation at The Round Pie's Table. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3158 Sorry, I don't know anything about the pepperoni. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3159 Oh, I get it. Meat. Lovers. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3160 I can't believe it, would you look at that? We're never ordering from here again, I mean seriously how can one forget to add pepperoni." 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3161 I thought we asked for pepperoni, not people-roni! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3162 Are you just as frustrated with the slow service? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3163 Oh, sorry. This is the meet-cute lovers. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3164 The food here is great, not wild about the ambiance though. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3165 There's more to a black box than meets the eye. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3166 ... and this is Mama John. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3167 Sure, it's a bit warm but the aroma is to die for. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3168 The wait at the tapas bar was too long. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3169 Yes, we ordered the giant combo. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3170 Greetings, Gulliver and Significant Other 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3171 See, if you open it fast enough you can catch them eating! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3172 Want to know how we feel? Look behind you! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3173 This must be what my college professor called Micro Home Economics. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3174 The Pizzas on us. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3175 You wouldn't happen to have any funny-looking mushrooms out in your yard that we might borrow, eh? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3176 A bottle of house Chianti, please. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3177 I wish this date was thirty minutes or less 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3178 You've got a lot of crust. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3179 This is what happens when you get Uber Eats, Grinder and Wine of the Club all at once 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3180 I think recycling is taking on a whole new dimension 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3181 Now we know they serve most of our order to someone else. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3182 Have you seen our waiter? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3183 Who do we have to sleep with to get a little privacy around here? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3184 When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3185 Ce n'est pas une pizza 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3186 Now you've ruined the ambiance! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3187 Better eat her first. Your pizza gave me gas. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3188 It’s restaurant quality. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3189 Where's our extra-small pepperoni? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3190 No, sorry, we're not the Pepperonis, we’re the Prosciuttos. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3191 If you don't mind !We paid extra for a booth ... 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3192 They were right. We tried the rest and this is the best. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3193 The menu should have stated: 'Dine In OR Take Out'! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3194 I have a bad feeling about this new al dente joint. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3195 Next time don't hold the anchovies 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3196 Can we have just a little privacy, please? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3197 It's the new "Soylent Green" topping. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3198 Hi, we're the DiGiorno's! Bet you don't get that with delivery pizza! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3199 You can't make this stuff up! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3200 We asked a genie for a little pizza and quiet. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3201 When you really are what you eat 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3202 We need more wine 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3203 I think we’re looking at a slice of life… 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3204 You shouldn't look up either 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3205 You’re late. We’’ve already eaten. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3206 Honey, I draw the line at gluten free. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3207 We are here to save your marriage. 1.1538 0.05793 78 71 2 5
3208 If it’s free, you are the pepperonis 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3209 No, this is a cannibal pizza, not a cannabis pizza. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3210 How come we had to bring our own chairs? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3211 I thought that movie was fiction. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3212 We've always wanted to be in an unboxing. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3213 You're letting all of the radiant heat from our new flooring out 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3214 We were told we had this table for 30 minutes. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3215 What? She said take out. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3216 So much for our cheat meal. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3217 Your pizza? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3218 We *are* the vegetarian special! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3219 Any chance you ordered "Pizza and two" again...instead of "for two"? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3220 You did order a two-topping pizza. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3221 There’s no sense in wasting a good table 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3222 I ordered a small pizza, not small people! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3223 The order distinctly said "...and two guests." 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3224 What did you expect for $3.98? Now go get our dinner. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3225 We are the Pepperonis. Were you also interested in the anchovies? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3226 What kind of mushrooms did you order on this? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3227 Pull up a chair before it gets cold. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3228 I hope you gave that driver a good tip. We haven't even ordered our appetizers yet. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3229 Tabletop pizza - it’s a new dating app. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3230 Where is Little Caesar? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3231 ...and who orders pineapple on pizza anyway!? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3232 Well, you said with everything 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3233 Maybe they're implying we could eat out more often.. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3234 What's so hard to understand? We finally found our piece of the pie." 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3235 Dining al pizza excites all the senses 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3236 Darn. I ordered them stuffed with cheese. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3237 Have you been waiting long for your pizza, too? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3238 Hi Mary. This is your intervention. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3239 They told us at the pizza shop that we were going to a wedding. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3240 So that’s what it’s used for! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3241 Believe me, this place serves the biggest pizzas. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3242 We were invited to the Hut to play Domino with the Knights Round Table. Are you Little Caesars? Please to meet you we are the two Papas; Papa Murphy and Papa John. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3243 Another bottle of the same, please. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3244 I said I wanted MANY toppings. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3245 What? You never seen anyone have wine with pizza before? 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3246 They call it piazza seating 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3247 I ordered shrimps on top, and this is what I get? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3248 Excuse me, but the floor is a little cheesy. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3249 You said you wanted dinner for two! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3250 Did someone order a pizza party? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3251 Huh, when someone opens the lid this place really loses its ambience. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3252 Hi! I'm Pepper. That's Roni. Nice to meet you. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3253 Didn't you order the "Special for Two"? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3254 I'm pretty sure that this is our extra large. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3255 The eye lid failed, resulting in an awkward moment. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3256 I think you ordered a two topper instead of two toppings. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3257 Magical Pizza. Comes with wine? Who shrunk my parents? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3258 I told you we should have gone to a regular pizza joint." 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3259 Hope we're not interrupting anything. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3260 I ordered pizza, not a dining experience 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3261 We wanted to combine the experience of dining out with the convenience of home delivery, but we've discovered a small glitch." 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3262 I’m James Anchovy and this is my wife Claire...we’re the Anchovies. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3263 She's pregnant but we weren't expecting a difficult delivery. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3264 Sorry! Pepperoni is our favorite Pizza. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3265 Take a picture! It'll last longer! 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3266 We decided not to appear as a jack-in-the-box because we're not a jack-in-the-box. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3267 We're here to make sure you recycle this box. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3268 Large veggie, please. 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
3269 Oh look, it’s one of those Pizza Saveurs. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3270 We’re really hoping this whole dine-in delivery thing catches on. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3271 Any chance we get a little something to eat here? 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3272 Now I see why they named their place Lilliputian Pizza. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3273 Could you please do something about this sticky floor? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3274 Like I told the guy making the pie-We’re the Pipperoni’s! 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3275 We’ll have a small Mootz and your House Chianti . 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3276 you want to thank the little people? hold the anchovies 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3277 I didn't realize you ordered extra toppings. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3278 Yes. This is an intervention! 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3279 Whatcha expect? You ordered a “little pizzazz.” 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3280 Get your own extra large! 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3281 Well, actually my name is Salami and his is Pepperoni. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3282 I know, we looked better in the picture. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3283 Um...yeah, the restaurant was full so we ordered the ‘Pizza-Saver’ for two” 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3284 When you buy out the whole restaurant. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3285 This wine you recommended is terrible. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3286 When I ordered “everything on it”, I didn’t mean “anything on it”. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3287 We were just talking about the drawbacks of the keto diet. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3288 I meant to order meat lovers pizza with extra cheese, this is an extra cheesy meet cute pizza 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3289 The parlor decided to do a bit of downsizing 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3290 My tummy hurts.... 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3291 Did someone order a slice of life? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3292 It this what you meant by taking me out to dinner? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3293 Would you care to join us for dinner? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
3294 I told you not to order pizza from Tom Thumb. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3295 I thought we ordered the vege special? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3296 You got a problem with the Pizza Amore? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
3297 . . .and another thing: the floor carpet's a mess 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3298 This pizzas gone rotten, look! The noids had sex with it and his kids have already grown up" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3299 Honey, I shrunk the guests. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3300 It's with extra cheese again, Willard. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3301 I demand to speak to the manager! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3302 In 3 seconds you can switch this commercial message... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3303 Love is in everywhere 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3304 Sorry, that's our pizza hut. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3305 We're sorry about ditching the anchovies, but they eroded the complexity of the bouquet. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3306 Where is the appetizer? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3307 These amuse-bouche are not amused 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3308 I wonder what they were going to have for dinner? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3309 Something about a genie and our favorite food... 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3310 How long can it take to make a miniature pie? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3311 Close the lid. Bring the cannoli. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3312 hey this is our personal pizza 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3313 Eunice, I told you we should have ordered the bottle. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3314 "Micro-aggression, ha ha, that's funny. Now close the damn box. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3315 We're the little Olive and Basil you ordered. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3316 May we see the wine list? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3317 If you don't finish all of it, please leave a piece for us! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3318 So when they said a 'Piece of Little Italy"... 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3319 fuck! fuck, okay— it's just like we practiced, start shitting everywhere 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3320 Hey Joe. Hey Barb. Sorry to drop in on you like this. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3321 It's a Lilliputian pie. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3322 You asked for dips. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3323 I think we got our neighbor's order. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3324 Like your order, I'd like you to go. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3325 Yes, we are Lillipizzians. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3326 You should have gone with DiGiorno, neither of us likes the cold. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3327 I thought we ordered a pizza to dine in, not takeout. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3328 Ma’am, you’ve been here for three hours, and we’re booked for the evening. Could you possibly take your drinks to the bar? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3329 Would you mind closing the top so that our pizza doesn’t get cold? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3330 We got a rocket mortgage. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3331 This pizzeria is eat in or take out 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3332 Please, if we wanted to dine Al Fresco we would have asked! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3333 Hope you left a tip. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3334 You're dining in, but we're dining out. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3335 They forgot our breadsticks. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3336 Excuse me, but we reserved a private room! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3337 Hi, I'm Dan Topping, and this is my wife, Melanie. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3338 Could you put the roof back up? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3339 Hawaiian? This is The Lilliputian. No onions. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3340 We ordered ‘The Works’ right? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3341 Back to the future! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3342 We couldn't decide whether to dine in take out. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3343 Guess this is the latest fusion of the Pop Up restaurant and Amazon food delivery? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3344 Do you mind? We were expecting a romatic Italian dinner, not a visit from the land of the giants! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3345 I think they made this one New York style. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3346 THIS NEEDS NO CAPTION. It's bizarre enough to be funny just as it is. Don't over think it. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3347 We're part of Big Pizza's commitment to ultimate customer satisfaction--- how are we doing? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3348 Bring around another bottle, please. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3349 I'm Phil Pepperoni and this is my wife, Marie. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3350 What, they ran out of pepperoni" 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3351 This is a good time to heed the old adage "you are what you eat". We're Trump supporters. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3352 Hey! A little privacy, please. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3353 'Looks like we'll have to send it back. I see the anchovies but where the hell's the pepperoni? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3354 What, you've never seen Lilliputian Style pizza before? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3355 But hairy Harry, it must be your lisp again! They’re say you ordered “ Pepper & Tony and hold the cheese, hold the dough.... “ 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3356 This plastic spacer thing made a great dining table and then somehow we ended up here. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3357 We’re the Pepperoni couple, I thought you asked for us. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3358 We ordered ahead! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3359 What's a guy gotta do to get some privacy around here? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3360 The reviews said the place was upper crust. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3361 Shut the pie top! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3362 I was at your wedding, Denise. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3363 This is supposed to be a romantic dinner, a magical time, and you’re ruining it. Just shut the lid and go away. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3364 You ordered the "meet and greet" lovers pizza. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3365 Do you have any specials? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3366 You could join us after 63 hot wash and dry cycles. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3367 Umm...excuse me, could you bring us some tiramisu? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3368 Who are you calling little? Let's go, Calpurnia! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3369 I hope you guys ordered a veggie pizza and not the meat lover’s special. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3370 Why so surprised. You were expecting maybe Mario Batali? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3371 Hey, where's our soup? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3372 They must be on one of those budget tours of Italy. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3373 We ordered a pickup and delivery - we thought he was the uber! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3374 No,no, this is a "piazza". 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3375 Where's our pizza? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3376 We're new at swinging. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3377 You said extra baloney, didn't you? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3378 Not hot, not ready! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3379 It's called Round Table for a reason! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3380 That's the patio set I was talking about, Eric. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3381 It's protein, but not too filling. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3382 They're vegetarians, they ordered a cheese pizza. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3383 Put a lid on it. Please. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3384 Ugh, they forgot to add the extra mushrooms again. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3385 No, you may not have a wedge! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3386 Doesn’t matter if you’re eating in — waiting issue art of dining. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3387 It's been a slice. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3388 The sign did say "Dine in or Carry Out." 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3389 Did you think it was a prop? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3390 It was this or a brown paper bag in Park Slope. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3391 Next time no anchovies please. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3392 Well, you did order a margarita. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3393 Just eat it! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3394 I ordered “pepperoni pizza!” Not “people in piazza!” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3395 I told them I wanted mine shrink wrapped. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3396 You ordered everything on it but pineapple. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3397 We've made 7 o'clock reservations for this pizza 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3398 Now that’s amore. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3399 Finally, someone who thinks outside the box. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3400 Are we supposed to just eat the floor, or do you only serve drinks here? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3401 Two doppios, please, and are your cannoli made in-house? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3402 ...starring Matt Damon. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3403 How many times have we asked you to take your shoes off when you come to dinner? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3404 No dessert for us. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3405 Honey, I shrank the Kidds 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3406 Works for the Subway Rat, works for us. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3407 Excuse me, we're eating. May we have a little privacy, please? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3408 No Pal, we are not "The Topping". 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3409 I guess they were out of anchovies. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3410 The floor cleaned up nicely. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3411 They ran out of anchovies. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3412 I know what you must be thinking...are we vegetarian? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3413 We are the new live waiter option 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3414 ....and after I told the hostess we had no reservation and I wanted to use this coupon, she said, "No Problem, I 'm sure I have immediate seating for you two." 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3415 You ordered the pizza with everything? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3416 Oops. Usually we are done dining at the little cafe table before you open the box 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3417 We shouldn't have ordered the recursive pizza dinner. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3418 You said you wanted a restaurant pizza. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3419 Are you those darned Big Caesers we keep hearing about? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3420 It needed more topping. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3421 I thought you ordered sardines? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3422 Well, you said on the phone, "Everything but anchovies!"-- So what'd you expect? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3423 Have you got one grain of parmesan? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3424 This is what happens when they you what kind of toppings you'd like and you tell them to just surprise you with a couple. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3425 Pepperoni? We thought you ordered Parents-only. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3426 They say you are what you eat on your pizza. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3427 This date can't be topped. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3428 This is my fiancé Susan and I'm Ceaser. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3429 Please don't tell us to go. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3430 Honey, did you order two giants? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3431 The sign said “seat yourself”. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3432 Your choice of toppings was excellent! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3433 Pizza, piazza, what's the difference? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3434 Mildred, maybe we should have ordered the large pie. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3435 Your eyes were bigger than our stomachs. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3436 Can we see your wine selection? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3437 Visualize where you see yourself in 10 years. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3438 The one percent ate the whole pie 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3439 This is a personal pizza, Mack. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3440 It's our first date. Next time hold the anchovies. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3441 Hey, you didn't order no personal pizza. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3442 We're eating here! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3443 When I asked to have a pizza date, this isn’t what I had in mind 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3444 We needed a marriage counselor, so we asked the Geni to send us to the very best shrink. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3445 Well, usually it was just thrown away. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3446 We ordered the extra-large one--this could take us a while! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3447 Friday is pizza night. It’s only Monday. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3448 It was buy one get the square root of one. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3449 Could you please close the box, it is getting quite chilly? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3450 Altogether: “That’s not what I ordered” 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3451 This is the 5th time this week ordering pizza! Haven't you realized that we're trying to help you stop? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3452 Wrong topping! Send it back! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3453 Pop-Up dining really is everywhere. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3454 Oh, hey, guys. We're you two from the past. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3455 You ordered the vegetarian special: we're vegetarians and we're very special! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3456 How come you’re always ordering your poor old parents to go? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3457 What did you expect when you ordered The Russian Doll special? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3458 We asked for the best seat in the house. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3459 Pizza for two? I thought you ordered two for pizza. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3460 Excuse me, you’re sitting on our pizza 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3461 NOT TO BE CONCERNED, WE ARE OFFICIAL TASTERS 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3462 Hey! This is a private dining room. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3463 Pizza dinner with those little Olives - just as ordered. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3464 Hodor Hodor! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3465 I thought we asked for Lilliputians on the side? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3466 We just wanted to go someplace else for dessert. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3467 They had a 2-topping special 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3468 You were expecting pepperoni?? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3469 Guess who we are having for dinner? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3470 I don’t remember ordering this topping. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3471 They thought you said Aunt Sofie at Tomaso's instead of Anchovy and Tomatoes. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3472 Could you pour the wine please 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3473 Would you mind! We like to dine inside the box! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3474 Not to get all metaphysical, but it’s pizza all the way down. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3475 I guess there's no such thing as "a quiet table for two" these days! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3476 Who’s that with Jack? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3477 We opted out of any more news choosing instead a minimized life of exploration in a pizza box with repeated requests for wine please. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3478 This pie isn’t square. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3479 Okay Mr. and Mrs. Einstein. You were just as implausibly standing on the wedding cake toasting one another with mimosas a nanosecond before you opened the pizza pie. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3480 You're suprised? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3481 So you didn’t order people only? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3482 We're so glad you ordered thin crust instead of deep dish. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3483 They forgot the olives again. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3484 The eye, the eye of Anubis is in the pizza lid, Eady! Pay no attention to the miniture people. Oh, Jesus, repent, repent! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3485 If we'd known you were coming we would have saved some for you. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3486 Thank you! We had no idea what to do with the wine. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3487 Sorry, but we just ate the last anchovy. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3488 Little Caesar's New Marketing Campaign " Order In or Out" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3489 And they think its wrong to put pineapple on a pizza 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3490 Three legged table,you'll have to wait in line. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3491 We’ve decided to skip the fondue party on Saturday. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3492 We're part of pilot program to downsize our student loans. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3493 Small Meat Lovers? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3494 I suppose we have to share. Where's the teeny, tiny pizza cutter? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3495 See, I knew we weren't just dining in the dark before. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3496 Well, you did order one large and two small. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3497 Well, there are two of them so this must be the Meat Lovers Pizza. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3498 Hey, you ordered it extra cheesy. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3499 'Don't worry, we wiped our feet first.' 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3500 More proof: the world is round 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3501 May we look at the dessert menu? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3502 It's the reality special. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3503 Ralph,I see you ordered the Date Night Pizza. How sweet! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3504 Did you order the Meta? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3505 So that's what the table is for. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3506 We ordered the family size with extra toppings 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3507 Is that us, or for us? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3508 didn't you order two vegetarian toppings? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3509 How are we supposed to split this? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3510 '"What's your address? We need to confirm our Uber pickup location." 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3511 'I knew this table wasn't as good as the Maitre D' said it was' 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3512 Sorry, we switched the crust to thick and removed the cheese. Our feet don't sink in as much this way. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3513 I've been thinking this Fox fake news report on the Lilliputians should be revisited. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3514 I ordered a small. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3515 We're the Smalls, please don't eat us. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3516 Anything on a pizza is fair game. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3517 Rember the "dick in a box" thing? Times have changed. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3518 So you forgot to order farm? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3519 Did I miss dinner? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3520 Hi... we're the Little Pepperoni's from Bridgeport! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3521 I thought the 'All You Can Eat Diner Deal' was a typo. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3522 They usually have one of those little plastic things. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3523 'Yes, it is 'meatlovers'. Why do you ask?' 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3524 Well WE’RE the ones who assembled it! And it was supposed to come with Swedish meatballs! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3525 Excuse me! This is a PERSONAL pan pizza! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3526 There is only a little bit left 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3527 Find your own place to eat! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3528 I was told this was a great pizza place. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3529 You've just crossed over. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3530 We're The Anchovies. We heard you wanted to hold us. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3531 Just leave us a slice. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3532 Well, this is a little bit awkward, Jane. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3533 Bill, didn't we order take-out? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3534 So . . . we brought our own chairs. Now where's the damn pizza ?? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3535 You wished you'd invited company. So, here we are! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3536 Are you sure you didn't choose eat in AND take out? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3537 Excuse me, we are vegetarian. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3538 The Foodie Special is a little disturbing. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3539 Not bad. But we both prefer hand-tossed. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3540 This place used to be less exposed. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3541 All dressed, furnished, and no cheese, right? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3542 When I said I wanted pizza for two, I meant us. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3543 I'd slap you for interrupting our dinner, but my feet are stuck to the cheese. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3544 You know you are right. This restaurant is incredibly dar...AAAAARGH! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3545 We ordered two small pizzas, not people. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3546 This is fishy, but not the anchovies I asked for 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3547 I always heard America had large portions. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3548 Are you here about the sublet? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3549 I could've sworn you said peopleroni... 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3550 Everyone, including us, is having more fun than we are. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3551 Well at least it's not Roundup. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3552 Hey, we didn't order carry-out! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3553 We requested a private room" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3554 You ordered the Twilight Zone pizza, right? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3555 Relax, anyway it was way too salty. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3556 Geez, there's no place for us to sit. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3557 Put a pizza this in your piehole! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3558 After the Bourbons,everything somehow just seems smaller 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3559 Well, you ordered Oregano, right? Well, We are Bill and Sally Oregano. Nice to meet you! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3560 I ordered a mini pizza 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3561 Maybe it was a mistake to order home style. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3562 First, they were too heavy on the mozzarella, now this! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3563 Exactly my nightmare, Ruth, but for the part we ordered lasagne." 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3564 Did you order the family size? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3565 It was the perfect size, we didn’t think you’d mind. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3566 Please close. We’d rather not dine al fresco. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3567 Life imitates pizza, or reality is a crutch.” 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3568 You ordered a pie with all your favorites! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3569 Hey, were out of pizza, so we substituted atmosphere! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3570 You have always said you wish for inlaws! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3571 You could at least try to have our old friends over. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3572 Excuse me, can we please get the check? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3573 Thank goodness—it finally happened! Less restaurant overhead! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3574 I think there was a mix up. They must have asked if we wanted to be ordered in. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3575 We get that you're both hungry, but do you have to pull the rug out from under us?" 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3576 We are your 'small & smaller' special order from d'Mario's Pizzeria, eh? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3577 Would you like a box of wine with your pizza? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3578 They were out of sausage so they sent us. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3579 And that's what happens on a Twitter diet. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3580 We'll take the check when you get a second." 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3581 Look honey, it's Little Caesar and his wife! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3582 Your house wine should be condemned. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3583 It's called the "Family pizza- hold the kids" 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3584 Chef Bo Beck’s experimental pop-ups are becoming to intimate 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3585 And remember to hold the anchovies. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3586 Are you sure you didn't want the vegan option? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3587 Bounasera Gullivers! We'll have a small Margherita and your best pizza red. Grazie 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3588 I thought we were vegan... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3589 You two ate all that large pie? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3590 At least it’s not vegan? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3591 It's our new location-based advertising strategy: pizza formaggio - poco - a due 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3592 Hi, I'm Pop Rooney, and this is my wife. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3593 Magic lamps are so 18th century. We are box-sitting for the Magic Pizza genie who is vacationing in the French Riviera. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3594 How's life been treating ya since the good old days? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3595 We were were trying to think of a table topic...Man, we've got one now! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3596 I thought you ordered the Veggie. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3597 You don’t want to eat here. The service is terrible. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3598 It's a personal pan pizza. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3599 Thanks for not ordering the pre-baked. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3600 Did you order a couple of pizzas? 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3601 I knew that there was some kind of use for that thing. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3602 I guess we should start with the crust 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3603 Manager is trying out, ‘people’roni pizza. The Chianti is our idea. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3604 I thought I ordered a romantic take out for two. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3605 What did you expect when you called and ordered the Lilliputian special ? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3606 Actually, we prefer this way. Travel a lot and always get a table. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3607 I can’t believe it. I specifically ordered for them to be on different tables! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3608 Another reminder that we need to down-size. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3609 I'm sorry to disturb this romantic moment, but I'm starving. Would you mind picking up your feet so we can get a slice of your floor? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3610 Darn. You ordered the Piazza again. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3611 Extra cheese . . . pepperoni . . . and, of course, we got their mushrooms! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3612 Well, I thought you said you'd like to take me out for dinner, not "make" me take-out dinner. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3613 Huh... When the guy offered the Lilliputian special, I just presumed it was some sort of Sicilian-style variation." 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3614 We are having the meta pizza. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3615 We made a reservation! ... for a romantic little table for two. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3616 Excuse me. We'd appreciate a little privacy please, if you don't mind." 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3617 Don't blame us for not knowing 'Downsizing' in the company's severance package was a lifestyle condition. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3618 Hey, don't eat us! She's a little saucy and I'm the big cheese, but we're not pizza! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3619 A little privacy please. I’m about to propose! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3620 I'll give this joint five stars on portion size but the overall dining experience is belittling. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3621 Min your own pizziness! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3622 Thanks for letting us out! Good mushroom pizza, but avoid the "Drink Me" Chianti. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3623 Can we have the box? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3624 If you order the Shrimp Pizza Surprise, you deserve whatever you get. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3625 Way to ruin the dark and steamy atmosphere! 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3626 Stop staring! It's almost as if you've never opened a pizza box and seen two tiny people sharing a lovely glass of wine. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3627 Excuse me! This is a private party! 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3628 What? You've never heard of prop-up restaurants? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3629 Yes,it is cut into 8 slices. I didn't think we could eat 12. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3630 How would we know who ate it? We thought it was linoleum. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3631 No, we don’t know where Schrödinger’s Cat went! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3632 We're just taking a break from campaigning. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
3633 (Little man): "I thought this came with breadsticks." 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3634 This is the two top pizza special. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3635 Hi! I’m John Pepperoni and this is my wife Joan. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3636 I’m sorry, but we need to turn this table. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3637 No thanks, we're stuffed. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3638 I think we should see other people. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3639 For the last time, Pam, ''a small Margaret with Oliver'' is not the correct spelling. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3640 ''Oh, boy, 'Tables for two' were wrong about privacy at this place!" 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3641 Our chef believes you both need mature guidance more than pizza. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3642 Heyyyy! Say howdy to Ann Chovy! I’m Basil and we’re Hawaiian! We’re extra cheesy toppings! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3643 You can't just keep dropping in like this! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3644 Good evening. We are Joan and Dave Pizza. Thanks for having us over for dinner. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3645 We ordered the cheese twenty minutes ago 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3646 Oh look, honey. It's one of those BIG rude people. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3647 I get the feeling you don’t like the upper crust. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3648 This isn't funny! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3649 It’s better than anchovies. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3650 It's a little cold. Please microwave for 30 seconds. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3651 You're not Matt Damon. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3652 We ARE the Chef's Specialty. Me more than him. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3653 We are the Anchovy family. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3654 "Who gets anchovies?" 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3655 Welcome to the new pizza hologram. We're here to introduce our new line of personalized pizzas. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3656 This pizza truly delivered. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3657 Did you order the Meat Lover's? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3658 I think they misunderstood us when we asked for a wine pairing. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3659 Did you order pizza hut again? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3660 Next time would you please order an extra large? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3661 This is why you cannot trust Yelp." 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3662 Why do you look so surprised? We asked for a large pizza, not large people. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3663 I can explain. Ir's my wife's birthday and her birthday cake wish wish was to share a meal with our BIGGEST friends. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3664 Well, nobody’s ever complained before. And it’s our tenth anniversary. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3665 I warned you not to order delivery from Little Italy. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3666 How do you think Round Table Pizza got its name? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3667 Yes, we, too (two), contain all four food groups. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3668 Somebody will think of something funny for me to say, but right now I'm just hungry and unbelievable. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3669 Join us for a little pizza! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3670 Close the lid until dinnertime, Marguerite. And stop projecting. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3671 Can we just finish our wine, please? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3672 Your appetizer will be up shortly, if you know what I mean. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3673 Just in time! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3674 Is this Vegan? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3675 Compliments of the Brobdingnag Pizza Delivery. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3676 I thought we ordered extra large. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3677 I asked for anchovies, not lil’ homies. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3678 George, we finally smuggled the Wilson’s back from California and that California cuisine 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3679 You asked for white pizza? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3680 Pizza saver to you, romantic evening for us. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3681 Well, you did order from Shorty's House of Pizza. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3682 Oh, you ordered the "Meet Lovers Pizza" 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3683 What's the problem? You ordered "all dressed" didn't you? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3684 You ordered a Pepperoni Lovers, right? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3685 We asked for a table near the heater. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3686 Reuse repurpose recycle” a small step for mankind and giant leap for small mankind. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3687 Small 'pick'ings. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3688 I asked for no garnish, Dave. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3689 We'd like some merlot to go with your cheese pizza. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3690 Didn't they tell you what was in the take-out special? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3691 Ayyyyy, marone! Close up da freakin' box, pal! Can't you see I'm tryna wet my freakin' salcheech over here?! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3692 Is that their new meat lovers special? 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3693 They forgot the bell peppers. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3694 I’m sure I ordered a foursome 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3695 These pizza toppings are really getting outside the box. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3696 What did you THINK the table was for?! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3697 We're from Gulliver's, the delivery before you. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3698 We would have reserved you a table if we knew you were coming. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3699 I thought we ordered the vegetarian pie? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3700 You asked for cheese 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3701 Us? We decided to try the little Bistro next to those big box stores. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3702 They ran out of tomato sauce so we volunteered. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3703 Would you believe we asked for a scene from an Italian restaurant? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3704 You shouldn't have ordered double anchovies 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3705 Is out pizza ready yet? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3706 If I knew that’s where the old us was hiding I would’ve started eating carbs again a long time ago. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3707 Hope you don't mind; we helped ourselves to a couple of small slices. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3708 It’s from a mom and pop pizza joint! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3709 Look, they used a slice of pepperoni for the table top. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3710 Congratulations on purchasing the ‘Night Out’ hologram on your pizza! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3711 Well look, someone here definitely asked if Mystic-Pizza "could somehow include a little stimulating company, for once". Here we are! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3712 Jeez, I've never even heard of pizza al fresco in miniature. Is that, like, a thing now 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3713 Since PizzaGate, we only eat takeout. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3714 Any way you slice it, this seems cheesy 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3715 So you think you own the place? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3716 You know we're all just on somebody else's pizza. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3717 We’re out of the box now. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3718 Did you order a mini pizza? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3719 We’re meat lovers too. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3720 Delivery again? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3721 I thought this was an upper crust establishment! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3722 You do know you still owe the rent for April? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3723 You two ask, "what's the secret sauce to love and marriage?" A cheesy date leads to a cheesy life. No more kneading the dough. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3724 This is what we were like before take-out pizza. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3725 With our shrinking budget, it was the only table we could afford. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3726 I think Postmates messed up our order... 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3727 We should all consider ourselves lucky. The previous order was for calzone. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3728 excuse me, i didn't realize this is a personal pizza. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3729 Ever since we downsized, we've become "experiencers". 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3730 They forgot the banana peppers again. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3731 Honey, I Shrunk your Parents 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3732 Amore pizza? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3733 Dudes, Vinnie's special mushroom topping is totally cosmic! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3734 We put the 'casual' in casual dining. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3735 This pizza doesn't agree with me. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3736 The topping was awful but the wine is good. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3737 What’s a guy got to do for a little privacy atound here? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3738 We'll take desert in a to-go box. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3739 Oooo, not exactly the take out I thought it would be. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3740 Hi. Would you mind bringing some extra parmesan? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3741 We’d like a small pizza with everything on top. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3742 I thought we said Friday at 7! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3743 Happy Anniversary, Cesar! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3744 You are invading our pizzary! 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3745 You ate the whole pizza! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3746 We ordered non-alcoholic cheese, right? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3747 What?! You were expecting anchovies? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3748 I thought “To Serve Man” Meant Something Else. I guess I shouldn’t have ordered from the Rod Serling Pizzeria. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3749 Must be the appetizers. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3750 How much longer are you going to keep this up? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3751 This is what we call dining out! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3752 You said you wanted dinner in a box! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3753 Did you invite company? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3754 Oh look, there is a world outside our box! Oh look, there is a world inside a box! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3755 Did you at least leave us some wine? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3756 You an take the pizza out of the pizzeria, but... 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3757 This isn't what I meant by family size. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3758 Sal's is way spendy... this table alone cost us each an arm and a leg. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3759 Ah, now I understand the Yelp review about the Jack and the Beanstalk vibe. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3760 We got caught up in the carry out part of the to go menu. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3761 I'm the pizza drone pilot. We're just keeping it warm. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3762 I remember family dinner! 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3763 Well, at least there's no pineapple. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3764 Sorry, but we tossed the anchovies on the way over. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3765 Inventor Dad, Jet-lagged already. Restore us to Life-size instantly 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3766 Honestly, we do try to recycle all plastic. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3767 People! People! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3768 I didn’t think this was what you meant when you said we’re having little people for dinner. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3769 Double trouble" Susannah Mills, Hiawatha, I 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3770 May we have some peanuts, please? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3771 Oh hi! We thought you might enjoy a little company when you dined. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3772 They're supposed to JUST keep the cheese from sticking to the lid . 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3773 Yes, we are pop-up musicians. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3774 Do you happen to have a fortune cookie? We need a table runner. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3775 When I said I wanted a reservation, this wasn’t what I meant. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3776 I'm sorry, but we ate the pepperoni. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3777 We asked for a small 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3778 We ordered "No Cut" crust but we're okay to share. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3779 I like coconuts. They smell like ladies lying in the sun. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3780 You were supposed to reserve that little table for pizza savers, not for pizza topping eaters. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3781 We were looking for the piazza. But really this is quite cozy. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3782 Yes we made table reservations which comes with a NYC dinning experience at a giant couples home 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3783 May we please have some privacy? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3784 They were out of pepperoni. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3785 They're going to need a smaller box 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3786 Remember our first pizza date? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3787 You must have mistakenly ordered Billy Joel's "Italian Restaurant." 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3788 That's a cheesy date, wouldn't you say? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3789 So this is what 'Make America Great Again' looks like - downsizing wages to feed a growing Giant economy. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3790 Uhh, looks like the topping slid off during delivery. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3791 This doesn't feel very 'Amore' to me. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3792 Take out only!!! can you please get us closer to the exit... 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3793 I think they must have misheard me. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3794 Are you here for our pop-up pizza party? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3795 You ordered pizza for four? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3796 Our reservation was to dine in not carry out. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3797 I thought we'd try the dine-in special. 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
3798 Looks like Little Italy came to us. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3799 We understand you specialize in "big" wine. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3800 What's holding up the pizza? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3801 Date pizza? What’d you expect? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
3802 No salad? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3803 Romantic couples don't taste good! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3804 Hey buddy, do ya mind!? We´re trying to have dinner here 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3805 I'm Dan Chovy and this is my wife Ann. Who the heck are you? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3806 A little privacy, please? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3807 We haven't seen our waiter for 30 minutes or less! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3808 Could you kindly move a little to let us check whether they in fact doubled the cheese? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3809 The ‘Pizza-Date’ conspiracy, resolved. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3810 Now that we've established this is a fiasco and you're having US over dinner, we respectfully request that the Chianti you pour is DOCG! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3811 Next time, don’t order the Mediterranean diet pizza. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3812 Can we peek at the dessert menu? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3813 I asked for a vegetarian pizza 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3814 You must be the jerks who ordered anchovies. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3815 The least you could do is knock before blowing the roof off this place! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3816 It's our first date, do you guys have the wine list by chance? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3817 Close the lid; this is a private conversation. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3818 If the cartoonist had drawn my date and I looking at each other instead of up at you, this cartoon would not have needed a caption. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3819 Blame Rick Moranis 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3820 We asked to split a small. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3821 Pizza delivery isn't what it used to be. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3822 Did you order the piccolo pizza? We’re the Piccolos! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3823 Well, in a former life we were The Roaches, but we came back as people. By-the-way, you should try the mushrooms. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3824 This is meaningless 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3825 No, I thought you had the check. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3826 Who are you? Peeping Ray's Best? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3827 Do you mind? We're eating here! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3828 Luigi thought you ordered 10" people! His smallest pizza is 12". 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3829 You ordered a giant pizza. We are here to prove that you are. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3830 We put our Ted talks on compact discs. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3831 Ironic, huh, that we ended up here after our hopes were crushed. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3832 YES! We all know it was 30 minutes or less but give us one more for sakes!!! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3833 Don't close the lid on our relationship. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3834 Ikea's branched out into pizza. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3835 I thought your ordered vegan? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3836 I thought we asked for no dates. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3837 what? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3838 We’re almost finished; we had a small pizza 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3839 We wouldn't sit on a deep-dish pie 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3840 Sorry, occupato. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3841 Did you order extra spicy? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3842 We’ve been on a waitlist for this table for sixteen months. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3843 Avery Theng and I are here at your request. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3844 Alice's makes the best mushroom pizza. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3845 This isn’t Italy” 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3846 These Willy Wonka toppings are getting ridiculous. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3847 Carl, we just entered the Pizzalite Zone 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3848 could you give us a little privacy 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3849 Trust us, they never give us extra cheese either. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3850 What's this? I ordered Pepperoni. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3851 Sorry, they had only two toppings. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3852 That little ride was rather uncomfortable! Now, where's our wine?! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3853 For a special dinner we felt we should think inside the box.... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3854 Hello there. We're the Pepperonis, and this is our pizza. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3855 Do you mind!?! I’m having lunch with your Aunt Chovies! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3856 Honey, it looks like the neighbors invited themselves over again. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3857 Hi, we're the Napoletanas. Marie and Tony. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3858 But I thought we ordered pizza!!! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3859 There must be a mistake - this is not my order. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3860 OK! You're right. "Honey I shrunk the Kids" was probably a bad choice for that year's birthday party. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3861 Your parents' warning is bothering your conscience isn't it? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3862 Another Gulliverian Pie? I guess you don't care that I hate footprints in my cheese... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3863 Weigth Watchers pizza on line is miraculous.” 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3864 When I said I didn’t care about the toppings I was talking about pineapple 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3865 So. This is where you been hiding the bottles? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3866 Dave,I thought I asked for my pizza with 3 mini humans this is blasphemy. They better not have taken my expensive wine Carren 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3867 You think you're confused! All we did was ordered "carry out" and somehow we got carried out. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3868 When you realize your order hasn't even been made. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3869 I know, I know, they screwed up, you ordered a non-white couple. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3870 Brooklyn Style - San Marzano tomatoes, grass-fed mozzarella, third Tinder date this month, forty-seven thousand in high interest student loans gluten-free crust +$7 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3871 What? You specifically asked for Olive with a little extra Basil. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3872 'No, I think it's you that's very small.' 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3873 Puulleezz. Close the lid – you’re ruining the mood! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3874 They're not enough for our dinner. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3875 What's wrong? Eyes bigger than your stomachs? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3876 Sorry, this is Piazza di Gina, not di Gino Pizza. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3877 We don't need a menu on account of the fact that we brought our own food. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3878 We'll be done with our wine in just a minute. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3879 Well at least they haven't put pineapple on it. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3880 Pepperoni? WE ordered pepperoni. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3881 GUS, THIS “LAND OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE” THEME HOUSE IS CREEPY. gus, this “land of the giants” theme restaurant is creepy. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3882 Watch out for the horses! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3883 And you thought pizza didn't scale. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3884 They weren’t kidding, it really is a small dinner for two. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3885 Well if it isn't aunt and uncle chovy. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3886 Mr. and Mrs. Anchovy. You did order pizza Napoli, didn't you? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3887 FYI, after we eat, we’re gonna have sex on the pizza. I know, it’s a cheesy joke no matter how you slice it. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3888 These are The Toppings I was telling you about. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3889 I said a Marinara, not a Mother and Father! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3890 What do you mean, it's not the Mob?! First, we narrowly avoid Vinnie, the Slasher. Then, the roof is blown off, and suddenly we're dining al fresco? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3891 So, that's what that little round thing is for! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3892 Haven't you ever heard of a tiny house? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3893 It keeps our feet warm. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3894 When I hit your eye, that's amore. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3895 We are just trying ok keep a roof over out heads 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3896 Please hurry up, your floor is getting cold. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3897 What else did you think this thing was used for? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3898 Do you mind? We are trying to have a nice dinner date. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3899 It's our niche market. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3900 Ew! Who puts dates on pizza? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3901 My parents always manage to think outside the box. 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
3902 Deep dish pizza of bygone dating days. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3903 We're dining out. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3904 Don't you think we're entitled to a little break after carrying a box that size up a beanstalk? 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3905 Ralph, I didn't know they were genetically modifying people too. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3906 What did you expect when you ordered from Gulliver’s Pizzas? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3907 We heard about this place on Yelp. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3908 Fortunately, a slice couldn't fit on their table. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3909 Mind if we finish our wine before you enjoy your " Monday mystery topping"? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3910 Pretty sure I just ordered mushroom and onion. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3911 Close the box. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3912 I don't want another Bloody Mary but I suppose they're going to pour us some Tabasco anyways. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3913 I said "pizza party," not "Donner Party"! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3914 Cheapskates! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3915 Think of this as a thought projection of what your life could have been like if you hadn't married that idiot with a beard. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3916 Hey shut the lid lady, will ya?" Jeez Marie, Whaddaya got to do to get some pizzan quiet around here? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3917 Of course we ate the toppings. We're the meat lovers! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3918 Instead of toppings, how about topical conversation? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3919 Renting options have certainly become limited. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3920 This panned personally. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3921 Are we in Wonderland? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3922 We heard you were downsizing. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3923 lower the lights, please 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3924 Huh, now we know why they named the joint "Slice of Life Pizza". 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3925 Dear I think you ordered Anne and Jovi? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3926 When I really look under the cover, I can see pieces of who we once were, but it's grown so cold. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3927 Looks like they are eating in tonight. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3928 Oh no they actually ment midget pizza is that my brother bob? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3929 We're waiting for the check. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3930 Did you request this table? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
3931 We finally found a table our size . . . 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3932 Looks like they skimped on the dates again 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3933 Hi. I' m Pepper and he's Ronnie. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3934 Pull up a chair.......We might be small but we are BIG talkers! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3935 The family style trend is officially played out. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3936 Oh,Oh! They delivered us an "eat in" pizza! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3937 'I ordered my parents a shrimp pizza to pair with Pinot Grigio' 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3938 It’s a shame what a mother has to do to see her daughter. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3939 I thought I told you to order the Meat Lover's. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3940 I told you God was a woman. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3941 Guess I should have clarified what was included in the “mini meal deal.” 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3942 I think they are peopleroni’s 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3943 When I ordered a mini-pizza, I only asked for a mushroom topping. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3944 Cheer up. You won the contest. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3945 Did you say you ordered pepperoni, or Lilliputian? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3946 You ordered a pizza with everything... 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3947 Yes, there is a word for it, and that word is ‘table.’ 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3948 You look like you've seen a ghost pepper. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3949 Sicilian’s all right, but we prefer Lilliputian. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3950 I ordered it from the new place called Pizza House 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3951 I swear I said gluten free. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
3952 Close the lid! This is our special boite! 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3953 We'll be finished in 30 minutes or less. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3954 Pepperoni, Mushroom and Olive please, with a green salad. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3955 You said 'Let's Eat In,' but this is taking it too far. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3956 You just ruined our mood lighting. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3957 No, no mistake. We’re Ted and Laura Pepperoni. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3958 Oh, hi, son! Meet Stewart—the man I’ve been telling you about. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3959 Sorry, we thought you ordered "eat in'". 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3960 ciao bella! this is your pizza...dream experience delivered! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3961 Looks kind of boring 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3962 We didn't order any giants. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3963 We'll have the very spaghettini, please. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3964 Didn't we order the vegan? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3965 Sorry, she’s not into Topping!! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3966 This is not what I had in mind when I ordered a personal pan pizza. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3967 The pizza's still in the oven, but you can join us for drinks. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3968 Please tell us youre not gluten-free 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3969 You ordered a small with capers, right? Let's begin. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3970 I said dates, not date 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3971 We ran out of the Kittens, we are the Happy Couple Toy... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3972 What. You've never heard of downsizing? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3973 Lousy wine. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3974 It's a downgrade from weddings, but at least we now have table service. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3975 Didn't you order a small Viennese pizza 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3976 Fine pizza restaurant this turned out to be. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3977 Didn't you see the sock on the box corner? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3978 Sure, whatever, you go ahead and book the AirBnB the next time we go anywhere, but like, seriously, this place was SUCH a bargain 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3979 Well you DID ask for "all dressed" 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3980 I'm Nick Pepperoni, and this is my wife, Louise Pepperoni! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3981 So you clicked on the Lilliputian version of uber eats. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3982 GOOD GOD! THE LILLIPUSONS ARE BACK! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3983 It's the Slice of Life pie"! ~ Helen Rosenbaum, Long Island Cit 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
3984 I promise not to kill anyone on our honeymoon, even if they're already dead. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3985 We are part of your combo meal. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3986 Table for two? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3987 Sorry for the mix-up.I never mentioned super size 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3988 Could you come back a little later? I'm still trying to get my piece of this spicy Italian. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3989 I'm lactose-intolerant, so cheese is out. She is gluten-free, and neither of us likes tomatoes, so what do you say we have chicken or beef? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3990 The Shiraz went really well with the Pepperoni. Crust is all yours. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3991 Are you sure you meant 'vegeTARIAN pizza'?" -Markell West, Laurel, Marylan 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3992 Maybe everything does have a purpose 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3993 Today's special! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3994 We recommend the Chablis. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3995 excuse me, we are trying to enjoy our date. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3996 We're into Cheesey 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3997 Do, you mind?! You ordered Deep Dish and we're not done discussing whether some knowledge is universal or if it is all built from the study of things that happen in the world. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3998 You didn't miss much. The pepperoni was mediocre at best. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
3999 Piazza Viola Concert? 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4000 Dwarfino's Delivers 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4001 It's intended as a representation of the inception of the pizza date, not a health code violation. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4002 You said pepperoni not peopleroni 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4003 Did you buy the insurance? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4004 Giuseppi promised us a private room. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4005 Oh, they thought you ordered a couple for pizza. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4006 We need napkins...lots of them. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4007 Should we just eat around the topping ? 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
4008 The meaning isn't that deep. This ain't Chicago style. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4009 Singing pizzatelegraminis...another great reason to genetically modify humans. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4010 Help us, oh God! 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4011 Hey! You asked for us. This is Auntie Pasta and I’m Papa Roni. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4012 We recommend the Santa Fe with extra pine nuts 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4013 Oh, I thought that Yelp review seemed a little stretched . . . 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4014 BuurrrppP! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4015 I said, 'We're thinking pizza,' and everything went dark. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4016 We’re doing quality control for the Little Italy Pizzeria. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4017 Oh your pizza’s ruined? You know how hard it is to get a table here?! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4018 Eating in meant forking over extra dough. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4019 We didn’t think you’d miss the extra pepperoni.... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4020 We'll have your extra large homestyle pepperoni with extra cheese and two large diet colas. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4021 Pizza was better before politics got into it. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4022 Sorry, bud. It was either this table or getting street cart hot dogs on the first date. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4023 Oh Shoot, they forgot the garlic sauce. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4024 We are the Little Caesars you ordered for dinner. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4025 She wanted dine-in and I wanted carry-out, so we compromised. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4026 This is taking home d 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4027 Next time, please leave out the anchovies! They kill the mood. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4028 Hey, we're Dining in the Dark over 'ere! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4029 You want a table with a view? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4030 Happy Anniversary! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4031 For a tip, just double the tax. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4032 On our planet the restaurants look exactly like gigantic pizzas in a box. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4033 So, next time don't order your pizza from Dominates. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4034 Watch these two eat us out of house and home. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4035 The lid’s for ambience. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4036 I hate microwave pizza! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4037 It stays hotter in here with the the cover over it. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4038 Oh, all meat? No, this is all meta. Our order taker is dyslexic. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4039 Cut us a slice, will ya? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4040 This was our only way to escape the all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4041 So that’s what they meant in the commercials... a taste of fine dining 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4042 We're the other kind of meat lovers. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4043 You specifically ordered the Pizza Palace "Supreme." So, here you go --- meet Mary Wilson. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4044 We're here to help murder your thirst 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4045 Excuse me, where is our pizza? We've been waiting for over an hour! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4046 Helen and Bob had plans for al fresco dining, but they didn't stick to it. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4047 It's exactly what you ordered, buddy. I'm Elliot Sausage and she's Denise Mushroom. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4048 Could you close the lid, you're ruining date night. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4049 Hi Fred and Beth Anchovy we appreciate the invite Frank Buckley Andover, MA 01810 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4050 You buy an extra large you get 2 little for free. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4051 Don't order the "Jumanji Boxed Lunch." 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4052 She said, "take me someplace special". 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4053 It was very good 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4054 Hey guys where’s the hot pizza that we ordered forty minutes ago 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4055 Do you have a chardonnay? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4056 'ts alright? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4057 Wow! A pizza nightmare! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4058 You ordered the plain talk pizza, right? Well, it's plain, and we're talking, so stop complaining. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4059 You did order the pizza dinner for two, didn't you? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4060 If you don’t mind, we’re handing over our eating-from-big-box routine. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4061 The Pepperoncini was delicious, could we see a dessert menu? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4062 You never heard of super-minisized-deli? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4063 No, let's NOT have takeout for dinner again! I've conjured up our younger selves to remind us of the pleasures of dressing up and going out. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4064 See, I told you so. It's not a pizza saver because we're in the Twilight Zone. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4065 Well, your open lifestyle still holds extreme lollypopguildophobia! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4066 Anchovies would have been better. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4067 We've been waiting here 30 minutes or less. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4068 Are they gluten free? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4069 Pull up another chair, grab a couple slices, and listen to our story you will not believe! Incredible! Preposterous! Unheard of! The two of us...Decimated! 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4070 Honey, is this life’s way of saying we don’t get out enough. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4071 You did order two miniatures from the bar. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4072 Its the only table we could get at this hour. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4073 If you take a picture it'll last longer. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4074 We decided to spend your birthday with you after all. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4075 I ordered the giant pizza, not the GIANT pizza! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4076 Do you mind? We’re dining in complete darkness to heighten our other senses. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4077 We're sorry you were delivered the wrong pizza, but please close the lid. We were trying to have a romantic, private dinner. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4078 Why did you think they called it a pizza table? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4079 Well, we found the olives. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4080 The Yelp reviews said service was slow but there was nothing about this, was there, honey? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4081 We would really appreciate a bottle of red. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4082 Didn't you know? Little Caesar has a family! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4083 ...and this is my wife Sylvia Anchovy. I don’t see the problem since you ordered a pizza with just a little Anchovies. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4084 Are you being served? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4085 When you ordered you must have selected both "Dine In" and "Take Away" 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4086 This isn't what I envisioned when you said double date... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4087 When you’ve finished your apéritif, we are going to eat you. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4088 Next time, enter your order as the 'small pizza lovers special', not the 'special small pizza lovers'! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4089 Honey, how much extra did they get you for the couple dining topping??! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4090 Excuse me, we're drinking inside the box! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4091 Oh, shucks...there’s no Arugula on it! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4092 No, we're not the Mushrooms. Sorry. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4093 Please. We're trying to finish our meal. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4094 What did you expect? Black olives and onion. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4095 Don't close the lid! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4096 Too cheesy? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4097 Can you leave us alone ‘til our pizza’s ready? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4098 Hi! We're the Lillipizzans...there should be enough for everyone! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4099 Let me get this right —Green New Dealer— you never cared that these perfect little tables are made from fossil fuel?” 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4100 My stomach's already rumbling. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4101 I swear, honey, everyone wants a piece of you! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4102 Yeah Josh, it is a pie from my parents about what dating use to be like. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4103 You say your names are Anne Chovies and Arty Chokearts? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4104 You didn’t say you wanted anchovies. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4105 I know we're intruding but, seriously, what two adults order a plain cheese pizza? What are you, five? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4106 We thought ‘Free Delivery’ meant something else. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4107 It's Lilliput family size, with toppings set 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4108 Do you think it's still vegan? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4109 You're the one who ordered extra cheese. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4110 No worries - we're vegetarian and gluten-free. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4111 Magic Mushroom and Olive? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4112 Next time choose a topping or two and we'll pick a different joint. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4113 This IS Round Table 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4114 Their new topping is people-roni. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4115 We like to drink inside the box. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4116 What is it about "a private table for two" that you don't understand? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4117 We reserved this table 6 weeks ago. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4118 We love pizza in the box. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4119 When do you expect delivery? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4120 What do you want me to tell you? You're the one who ordered mushrooms. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4121 Please! Is it too much to ask for a little privacy while we're eating? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4122 Comes with anchovies, West Coast style! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4123 Do you mind!! We'd like a bit of privacy here. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4124 Dave always got carried away on first dates. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4125 They did say 'When you're here, you're family'... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4126 I'm sorry, but there is just no way that a red wine works with pizza. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4127 No, our last name is not Ceaser! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4128 What took you so long? It was supposed to be 30 minutes or less. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4129 Will you be dining in, or taking that to go? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4130 They weren't kidding when they said that they'll add extra cheese.. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4131 Lid back down, please, we’re trying to have a quiet meal. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4132 Can we get a little privacy in here? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4133 Have any Grey Poupon? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4134 Portion sizes are really getting bigger. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4135 Your PieHoles don't count here 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4136 That will be five dollars plus an Uber. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4137 Did you order the couples special? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4138 Where’s the pepperoni? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4139 No...I absolutely do not believe in the "domino" effect. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4140 Hi there. Bert and Linda Anchovies. Nice to meet you. What’s that? You ordered no...oh, geez...well this is embarrasing. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4141 You didn't order the shrink-wrapped family special? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4142 This isn’t right. I didn’t order a dinner for two with wine pizza deal. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4143 Does this crusty merry-go-round ever end? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4144 Those are some weird looking mushrooms. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4145 This is the original Pizza Hut. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4146 We should have gone with Magarita 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4147 I hope you're not going to ruin our romantic dinner tonight! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4148 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! 1.1094 0.05508 64 60 1 3
4149 I didn't know we were having guests! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4150 Would you two gentlemen like to join us for a drop of brandy after dinner? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4151 Oh look. A snack. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4152 I asked for extra meat, not extra meta. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4153 Yeah, we will want a refund, too! We booked this box 40 deliveries ago! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4154 I know! We're bummed that they ran out of anchovies, too. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4155 We assumed it was dine in only. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4156 We ordered, “” taken out.”” 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4157 I think that you mistakenly ordered Pisa instead of pizza. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4158 It’s been thirty minutes, and I don’t see a pizza. The meal’s on you. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4159 Close it. It'll get cold. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4160 You'd think they would have left a little bit. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4161 Family of four...still waiting for our slice of the Pie. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4162 How long have you been waiting to be discovered? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4163 Looks like happy hour doesn't end til 7 on Mondays. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4164 How are those garlic knots coming along? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4165 Jeez, they've messed up our order again. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4166 Denver, Colorado: Shroom Pizza 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4167 I'm sorry! We were hungry, and we ate up your pizza while it was still in the delivery truck. Richard Coan, rwcoan@cox.net 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4168 Can't a man get some privacy with his ex-wife? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4169 We'll finish in 30 minutes or the pizza's on us. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4170 Settle an argument. Is this place cheesy? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4171 Satisfied? You had to see it used for another purpose. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4172 I know your Thumbalina's family, but just once, couldn't we have a little privacy for an intimate romantic dinner? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4173 What did you think you ordered? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4174 The next time I lift this lid you better make like a pepperoni 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4175 Diorama is "Today's special". 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4176 Why they are here, looks like recently shrunken. How long have you two been spying on us? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4177 Hey, bub! This slice is reserved for two! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4178 We're part of the rewards promotion. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4179 We're just here as a reminder of what date night is supposed to look like. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4180 With a pizza this big, wine should have been included. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4181 No, we're not pepperoni! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4182 We ordered anchovies not sardines 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4183 Don't you dare eat us with a fork. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4184 Do you mind? We still have an hour on our reservation. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4185 Who did you expect, Tom Dewey? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4186 No, a small Piazza Deluxe dinner is NOT the same as a small pizza deluxe! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4187 Oh so that's why pizzas have those tabels!" 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4188 Would you mind closing the roof? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4189 I thought that $5.99 special was just too good to be true. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4190 Hey! I am happy you got some traction on your cause. How about a little privacy for mine? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4191 You probably shouldn't have asked for home delivery. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4192 Look Fred, even they went out to eat. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4193 I am talking with this lady now, I can take you out later. Say 11 pm tonight? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4194 Net time would you mind leaving off the anchovies. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4195 Chef's special. Pizza Alfresco. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4196 The mini-fridge was full. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4197 Please tell the chef to hurry up -we're starving... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4198 I’m not sure about this new diet. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4199 I was expecting more from the Museum of Pizza. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4200 I’m sorry sir but I’m afraid the carpet design looks too much like a pizza. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4201 My back needs a cushion, but afterwards the pepperoni is yours. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4202 Oh dear, I forgot to tell them to hold the 'anchovies AND the Barones' . 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4203 I’m gonna have to leave one heck a of a Yelp review for this one. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4204 Somebody owes us some dough. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4205 who invited you? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4206 paul rudd is daddy? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4207 You said extra crusty... 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4208 Don’t blame me. I specifically said no anchovies—and no Lilliputians." 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4209 I thought I ordered pineapple... 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4210 Huh, I don’t remember ordering this pizza with dates?!? 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4211 That nice young server must have slipped something into our drinks.” Susan Hall, Newark, Delaware 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4212 John Schnatter just won't give up. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4213 Arghh! They never distribute the toppings evenly! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4214 It really went well with wine! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4215 Welcome to The AI Pizza Company Pepperoni algorithm coming soon - piping hot ! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4216 pizza pizza? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4217 Please have our waitress bring menus. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4218 Is it Frank or Dino tonite ? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4219 We're substitutes for the pepperoni. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4220 I thought we ordered vegetarian. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4221 "I thought they didn't like pepperoni." 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4222 I ordered a medium size pizza, not a family size! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4223 You ordered margarita pizza? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4224 We thought you were going to bring the pizza. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
4225 Well, you should have ordered an extra-large if you wanted to share. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4226 Call us rude, but we feel your dinner is beneath us. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4227 Do you mind closing the box? I reserved this table months ago. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4228 You ordered extra sauerkrauts, and here we are! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4229 We’re what you get when you order the small. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4230 We're seeking the most authentic experience possible. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4231 Thanks for the advise, but we are already on top of things right now." 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4232 We were supposed to be delivered to Paris. C’est Paris, non? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4233 Y'all were the ones that ordered Sicilians on a pizza? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4234 Take out or takeaway You told us to add whatever we had 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4235 Your pizza was delicious! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4236 Some diet plans go way too far! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4237 Dating Memories are a topping? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4238 Do you mind? We're having a round-table. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4239 Hey! We said an indoor table! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4240 Relax!were almost finished having our desert. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4241 Oh, I’m so sorry I think those are our box seats! 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4242 The portions are small but the pizza is excellent. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4243 I was always concerned about the cleanliness of that pizza shop. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4244 Can we have a little privacy? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4245 Hi. Is this what you meant by downsizing? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4246 We would like extra pepperoni. Please. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4247 We don’t do single-use plastics. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4248 That doesn’t look like extra anchovies to me! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4249 Honey, I think they messed up our order. Looks like they sent us a couple for slices. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4250 Is there more wine? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4251 Next time order the Art Deco with mushrooms. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4252 I thought you ordered pepperoni ? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4253 We were planning to eat in. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4254 This Chianti is very dry and has a silky smooth finish" 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4255 Don't worry. We're both all-dressed. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4256 Fortune cookie? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4257 Do you mind? We’re having a quiet dinner for two here.” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4258 It’s pizza all the way down. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4259 Apple News+ took out all the cartoons except us. There’s nothing to eat. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4260 When we refused to do take-out, they said this was our only option. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4261 Is dinner free? It's been over 30 minutes. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4262 Could we get a table farther from the kitchen? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4263 The wife wanted inexpensive travel opportunities while maintaining a gluten-free base. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4264 "We're the something special you ordered in place of pepperoni." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4265 Well, no anchovies, just like you asked. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4266 I hate when my food talks back! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4267 Sorry, but you should have made a reservation. This is the best little pizzeria in the city, you know. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4268 Hi. Joan & Pete Anchovy. Nice timer you. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4269 What were you expecting? Pepperoni? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4270 We wanted anchovies, but we'll take it plain. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4271 Can you help us find our Faberge Egg? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4272 We have a mai tai umbrella to complete the look. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4273 They are still working on improving their Drone delivery service. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4274 Dangit, I ordered a family outing not a date night! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4275 Allergies be damned 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4276 Ah, I always wondered why Pizza from New Jersey tasted like feet 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4277 That's right pal I'm the original Little Ray. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4278 ...and my feet are covered in grease! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4279 Oh, you were probably trying to order Little Caesar's Pizza. We're Little Cis-hets Pizza. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4280 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted us to have a romantic dinner. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4281 People mess up the drop-down menu - I'm little Cesar and this is Barb. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4282 Don't worry, we've taken our shoes off. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4283 Dude, you are ruining the ambiance. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4284 Are you sure this is vegetarian? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4285 You ordered double Cleese, with Romano and Olive? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4286 No fellas, we’re not sitting on your pie; just enjoying our wine here. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4287 Sorry. We couldn't wait so we started without you. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4288 Pizza with cheese and virtual pizzazz. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4289 'It's Papa John's new management's plan to reconnect .' 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4290 Anything but anchovies. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4291 We're the Meat Lovers. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4292 Do you mind? We were enjoying our pizza dinner by candlelight. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4293 Honey I shrunk your parents by mistake, I thought I was shrinking my parents. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4294 We ordered carry out 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4295 The kitchen thought you could use a little romance. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4296 Could you wait until we are finished? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4297 It's Lilliputian style. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4298 I asked for Pepperoni, not “Pepper”& Roni. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4299 GATHER ROUND" 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4300 Sorry, we ate it all. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4301 Mrs Obama’s obesity eradication program somewhat misunderstood 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4302 Their shrink-wrap experiment was only partially successful... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4303 There's no mistake. In Colorado, this is the mushroom lovers' pizza. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4304 It’s just a sublet. Our yearly lease begins next month. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4305 We were just having dinner until you disturbed us! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4306 Look, guy, a pizza sprite has got to live SOMEWHERE. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4307 Just give us thirty more minutes or your pizza is free. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4308 Could we table this till later? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4309 Ciao! I'm Anthony Anchovy and this is my wife Maria 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4310 We're here on behalf of #shrinking lifestyle . . . 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4311 Do you mind giving us some pievacy? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4312 Looks like Pappa has met John 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4313 And we thought board games were old hat. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4314 You DID ask for our special date night pizza. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4315 Hey! Use some common sense! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4316 Don't just send us back. Ask how we could have gotten here in the first place! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4317 Luigi thought you ordered two plain, small GUYS ...! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4318 Don't look at us. It just came with no toppings. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4319 Pizza King faced a lot of backlash from humanitarian groups when it started putting miniature dates on its pizza. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4320 I could’ve sworn I ordered a large. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4321 Cheesy bread is on it's way. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4322 I’m going to Yelp about this. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4323 I promised her a slice of Sicily 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4324 So this is why he's called PAPA John 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4325 Sorry, but this pepperoni is taken. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4326 Excuse me, but this isn't your pizza until we've been served and we finish our Veal Marsala. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4327 Extra arms and legs are an up charge. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4328 You were expecting Game of Thrones? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4329 You must have ordered a Piazza Pie. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4330 It's hard to get a decent reservation anymore. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4331 You got us. We'll lead you to our pot of "two for the price of one" coupons after dinner. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4332 It's a mixed marriage. I'm gluten-free. My wife isn't. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4333 “Do you know where our wine steward is?” Don Dechman Austin, TX 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4334 They take this 'Little Italy' very seriously 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4335 This is the worst service we've had, since we came here last week," said husband 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4336 Do you mind? We’re trying to deep dish. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4337 We saw this little table, and it was empty so... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4338 So where's the pepperoni? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4339 Call us Dan and Charlotte 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4340 I hate when Steve’s right, there is a giant problem with this restaurant!” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4341 I know this probably looks cheesy but please let me explain before you tear into us! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4342 In your next dream, you'll be the pizza just delivered to a fraternity house where the pledges have been starved for 24 hours 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4343 He did say this pizza feeds a family. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4344 No, I don't think my pickup lines are cheesy? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4345 You don't look like gluten overlords. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4346 This is my last tinder date. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4347 We have shrunk our hopes that Trump will measure up. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4348 What do you have to do to get a menu around here? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4349 I told you that you shouldn't ask for Cheesy Lover pizza 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4350 We'll take the leftovers to go. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4351 We usually start dancing once the cheese hardens up. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4352 You call this a romantic dinner? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4353 I mean I’m not racist or anything but these goddamn black people and their-oh.......hey guys didn’t see you there.” 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4354 Do you have room for two more? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4355 We're hoping you ordered the Lecter special by mistake. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4356 We'd like to order a small, with anchovies, and we'll both have another glass of wine. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4357 I don't care if it took over 30 minutes to get here... We just want the damn check! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4358 Sorry. We were hungry and ate it all. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4359 Well, I did say I wanted pizza for two. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4360 You’ve tried the rest, now try the Hefner’s. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4361 Hey, I ordered a large. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4362 You shouldn't have told them to hold the anchovies. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4363 Would you mind closing the lid? Pizza’s getting cold. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4364 The pizza was great! Can I pour you a glass of wine? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4365 whaat..you gotta a problem wid pie instedda cake We eloped..no guests gedoutta hea! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4366 You said "no anchovies" right? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4367 As your former selves we’re here to break it to you... After scarfing 2,752,643 pizzas... You now must enter... the Celery Zone. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4368 What, you’ve never heard of Airbnb’s 16 inch Margerita suite before? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4369 I said, "No anchovies!" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4370 Next time, I would appreciate it if you would knock first. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4371 Honestly, I'll take this over pineapple. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4372 Hey, put a lid on it. We haven't yet toasted your pizza. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4373 It's deja vu all over again. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4374 Is this pizza dog friendly? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4375 We love BYOB take-us-out." 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4376 That’s what you get with these restaurant-frozen anchovies. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4377 I thought we ordered the family size pizza! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4378 Well, you ordered peeperoni, no cheese, right? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4379 They call this upper crust? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4380 Remember to give us a favorable review on Lilliput’s Yelp Page... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4381 Hey,..Whad ya expect from a pizza joint called 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4382 They ate the whole thing? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4383 Well, you are all dressed. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4384 Don't look so surprised. You ordered a two pizza team. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4385 reminds me of our first date, i miss going out. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4386 Hey, what's up with this intrusion? We were promised a romantic and secluded evening in our own, private pizza box. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4387 Join us for Russian Tea, won’t you? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4388 Are you gluten free? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4389 I told you we should be tipping more! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4390 It was too big for us to eat in one sitting, so we asked for carry out. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4391 What?!!? You think you're the only ones who take Uber? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4392 Could you bring us a little side salad, please? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4393 How did we get here?!? You're kidding, right? We were just sitting down together for a quiet drink. Next thing you know .......... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4394 So i'm a little confused, are we going to have dinner, or are we THE dinner. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4395 Don't upset the pizza chef. He's from Haiti. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4396 Who in invited the Barbies? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4397 We started in on a large with the "eat me" mushroom topping and then ...whoosh. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4398 Does "deliver us from evil" mean anything to you? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4399 This gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "eating in." 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4400 Since when did making a regular cheese pizza become so difficult? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4401 Do we serve them, or do we help ourselves? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4402 I don’t like this new dating app. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4403 We're just here for drinks you go right ahead. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4404 wait, did you order this extra topping? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4405 And ‘The Runaway Bunny’ thought she had it rough. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4406 Help! We didn't think Take Out would lead to this. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4407 I think it's time to move out of the city. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4408 I love the pizza but not sure whether its a white or red wine 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4409 Welcome to our pizza game! 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4410 wE'RE THE pIZZARELLIS - WHO ARE YOU? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4411 No, your kids can't have our table. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4412 Thanks, it was getting a little cramped. Could you order veggie next time? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4413 Take out is always ruined by visions of my parents saying ‘eat at the table ,cook your own food....your not a savage’ 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4414 I did ask for a couple of toppings Alice Weiss Hoffman 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4415 Don't complain, we add to the ambiance. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4416 They seem to have gotten the pies mixed up. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4417 Who are you and where are the men in black? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4418 Tiny house, tiny pizza 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4419 No I can't but I can offer you a piece of my mind. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4420 Where's our pepperoni? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4421 We need some teeny tiny Parmesan, red pepper flakes and oregano. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4422 You ordered a small pie, didn't you! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4423 Mind shutting the door?...we're eating Pizza, here!" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4424 It’s a panopti-pizza-con! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4425 We were anchovies last week! You two must be extra cheese. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4426 Uber Eats delivered the wrong thing again... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4427 I love that pizza place, our order is always correct! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4428 Ok, let’s get this over with... flat rate you watch us eat dinner, anything after that is gonna be extra. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4429 I thought we ordered double pepperoni. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4430 You ordered the Gulliver's special? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4431 We thought we found a suitable table but it seems instead we found one of those plastic spacers that the pizza joint uses to keep the box separated from the pie. And then this happened! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4432 I told them we were seated too close to the kitchen! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4433 ´Eat me! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4434 We delivery in-home,restaurant quality dining. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4435 It's either a spoiler for Game of Thrones or an alternate ending for St. Elsewhere." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4436 So much for this being a little out-of-the-way Italian place. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4437 You said anchovies on only half the pie, right? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4438 Well, they did say this is a 'Giant' corporation..." Tracy Brown Kansas City, M 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4439 I thought I ordered the vegetarian pizza... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4440 Honey, did you order magic mushrooms on our pizza again? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4441 I told you not to order recursion. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4442 Do you prefer indoor or outdoor eating this evening? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4443 We hope you don't mind. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4444 Beat it,will ya?! This pizza's personal. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4445 They're drinking inside the box again . 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4446 I don’t think this is what they meant by green jobs. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4447 Sorry but it was so good we couldn’t stop. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4448 I've heard of a dating app, but this is ridiculous. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4449 You thought Honey I Shrunk The Kid turned out well. This is what happens when we grow up. We do not look so happy now. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4450 May we have some privacy! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4451 We’d each like a small slice, thanks. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4452 You know, I always wondered who those tiny wine glasses were for. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4453 Didn't you tell them no cheese honey? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4454 Which one of you ordered the small-sized slice-of-life? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4455 The little ones ate our pizza again. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4456 What, you've never heard of dates on pizza? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4457 Bly, the smurfs where over 30 years ago. I cant take this no more. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4458 That was us before we started this damn pizza diet. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4459 It’s the only way to procure a Di Fara now. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4460 Perhaps you should have specified that you wanted ‘pepperoni, the spicy sausage’ on your pizza, and not Pepperoni, Jen and Steve. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4461 What did you order on this pizza anyway! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4462 A little romance with your take-out tonight? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4463 Unbelievable - they forgot the extra cheese again! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4464 Excuse me....this is a private conversation Susan Elwood Monterey califormoa 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4465 New York style? How about you and your Irish-assed boyfriend go fuck yo'selves? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4466 It’s the only way we can avoid Game of Thrones spoilers.” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4467 I see a culture developing. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4468 This is just a little dream from those “double anchovies” last night, go back to bed”... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4469 Hi, care to join us? What kind of toppings did you order? They must have ordered the large pizza to go. Yelp is going hear about this! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4470 When you order your pizza from Tony's, the entire experience is eye-popping. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4471 You may close the cover. The Amazon Drone is on its way to take us home” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4472 We're part of the taste-testing team. Congratulations, your pizza passed with flying colours! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4473 We were wishing we could meet your new friend 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4474 I hate Brooklyn. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4475 Of course, for us, there's always a little going-out casual elegance but we respect your yet-another-dinner-out-of-a-box frumpiness. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4476 It was only a matter of time. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4477 Yes, we're glutton free. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4478 Pizza from our house to yours 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4479 Well, you all kept asking what this little table was for. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4480 No matter how you slice it: the Earth is flat bread. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4481 This isn't take-out pizza" 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4482 Other People's Pizza again? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4483 We wanted a fine dinner with extra cheese. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4484 We are Mr. and Mrs. Anchovy. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4485 What's so weird about a pizza date night? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4486 So no pasta? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4487 I don’t know, I think I’d rather have pizza 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4488 I asked for a couple of dates on top. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4489 All the boxes say the best pizza, it's the ambiance inside that sets them apart 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4490 Whenever I have pizza I flash back to my parents scolding me about my weight. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4491 We're all dressed. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4492 Excuse me, it we haven’t ordered yet... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4493 Hey! We are trying to have a conversation here!" 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4494 Great, now everyone is ordering from our little pizza joint. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4495 I thought we ordered little caesars? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4496 Sorry 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4497 The service here is really slow! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4498 Wow. There's a couple in my pizza. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4499 We're the 'genuine Italian touch' you read about in the pizzeria ad. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4500 We’re supposed to be in the pizza parlor dollhouse, but somehow stepped into the Twilight Zone! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4501 Greg, did you order the Lilliputian pizza again? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4502 Is this Italy?! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4503 So you’re saying we should try drinking outside the box? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4504 You should see the couple at the soup restaurant. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4505 Additional toppings? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4506 It's a Netflix Original Pizza. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4507 What other topping would make pizza a romantic dinner for two 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4508 Oh my goodness, Francine-- it's the people from the Hawking book! Hi, there! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4509 Do you mind ? We're trying to salvage a marriage over here ! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4510 That’s what you get when they promise you a private night with Pizza! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4511 I guess they didn't meet on Coffee Meets Bagel. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4512 I thought you ordered vegetarian? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4513 We couldn’t decide on going out or ordering in. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4514 Damn! I forgot to put a tie on the top. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4515 Sorry, we ran out of bread, cheese and the toppings you asked for. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4516 Right, GMO’s 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4517 For us, eating out and eating in are the same experience. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4518 I thought you said this was a dinner for two, Harry!? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4519 Next time don't order the Vegan Pizza." Miriam Salzer, Pacifica, C 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4520 It’s a cauliflower crust! 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4521 No worries - we're food robots. After we tell you about our restaurant's weekend specials, just micro us for 30 seconds and we'll definitely be ready for your dinner. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4522 The pepperoni will be with you shortly. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4523 shut the box, our pizza's getting cold 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4524 You say pizza, I say piazza, Let’s send the order back. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4525 What did you think restaurant style means? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4526 Take your time, but remember, we recycle. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4527 They delivered the hetero style of pizza-for-two by mistake. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4528 Well, there goes our security deposit. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4529 We're little-endians. Why do you ask? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4530 Oh well, honey - they've discovered "our Italian place." 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4531 You must be the meat lovers. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4532 I guess we won't have to pack Marsha and Larry a to-go plate. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4533 Yes, there’s “only” a few pepperoni slices here, but each is the size of a table. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4534 Honey,I told you: "NOT the family-size one!" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4535 I know we have a choice table, but it's not polite to stare. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4536 My wife said that you'd flip your lid. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4537 Just give us a little piece. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4538 I hope you didn't order a large. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4539 We prefer to eat takeout. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4540 Sorry, but this is a private room. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4541 Remember....you are what you eat. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4542 Well, you did order the Wine Lover's pizza. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4543 But we ordered vegetarian... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4544 Told you we should’ve ordered pepperoni 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4545 I'm sorry, but we had reservations--Frank and Wanda Anchovies. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4546 Lil' Putian's has gotten kind of stingy with the toppings lately. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4547 Can you move us to the non-anchovy section? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4548 We didn't expect any of you giants to interrupt our dinner. We'd appreciate if you'd give us some privacy. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4549 What do you mean you don't watch Game of Thrones? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4550 We asked for a pizza to go. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4551 What were you expecting when you ordered the matryoshka special? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4552 Hey,we're still waiting on that appetizer. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4553 Did order pizza for two? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4554 My mother always taught me not to forget the little people. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4555 Yeah that's right. The little Italian restaurant on the corner." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4556 Excuse us please - we’d like a little privacy. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4557 Thank goodness. We thought we were in Siberia. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4558 We had a reservation, and this is where they sat us. The name is Topping. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4559 You didn't tell this was an upper crust restaurant. I would've worn my pearls. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4560 An old-fashioned topping, Jack in the Box! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4561 They say they’re half Hawaiian.” 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4562 "Our table? It's called 'thinking inside the box'." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4563 Sheesh, close the box! Can't you see this pizza con vino is already taken? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4564 You didn’t order a small piazza? Doesn't anybody proofread any more? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4565 To top it off..... the service around here is horrible. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4566 Hey four-eyes, how about a little extra large privacy? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4567 I don't recall ordering those toppings... 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4568 You want hot and fresh? I'll show you hot and fresh! 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
4569 Hello. Dinner has been served. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4570 You wouldn't have wanted any-it took us a week to finish it. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4571 who drew the duck head on the lid?? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4572 You want the deep dish? Open a bottle and pull up a chair. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4573 Sunday pie swinging hot, ala vino? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4574 We met on Italian Grindr... 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4575 Do you mind? We're topping here. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4576 Close the door, you're letting all the heat out, you gormandizers! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4577 Im Cheese and he's Salami! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4578 Will you please stop ordering dates on your pizza?! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4579 Obviously you've never raised YOUR roof............ 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4580 Hurry! There is a draft. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4581 The service here is terrible! I demand to speak to a manager! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4582 Cheese’s bacteria is more alive than this memory. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4583 Sure, call for another pizza. My brother and his wife are ready to join us. But no anchovies. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4584 They left off the cell phones again! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4585 I know this looks wierd, but when the lid is closed the box is "bigger on the inside" 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4586 The kitchen heard "small people-roni." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4587 Honey, did you use UberEats.us again? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4588 a green salad, tomato soup, sushi, meatloaf .... we would happily take anything that's not pizza. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4589 I must have clicked on both "delivery" and "dine-in" by mistake. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4590 Well this isn’t what we ordered. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4591 I thought we ordered a margherita! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4592 Finally ! We are ready to order. But first, could we have more of that complimentary salad that was lying on the floor ? 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4593 The dessert menu please. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4594 So what is your stance on the great pineapple debate? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4595 We haven't seen our server in twenty minutes, the lightning has been horrible until now and our feet are stuck to the floor! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4596 Actually, patent 4,498,586 expired. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4597 Trying to score Smalls, You're killing me. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4598 WE'RE little? Have you seen the olives on this thing?! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4599 Smash them before they procreate. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
4600 What do you mean, you’ve run out of steak! What kind of a restaurant IS this?!? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4601 Well, I did order a mini pie... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4602 This is supposed to be a take-in pizza. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4603 Your pizza saver has been upgraded to be fully biodegradable. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4604 We’re borrowers, and tonight we are borrowing your pizza. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4605 Please close the box, you're ruining our Ouija seance. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4606 We are included with all large pies 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4607 I thought you liked double-pepperoni and double-date? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4608 Who says only the little people eat pizza? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4609 I thought we decided to dine-in? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4610 No,we are not an extra topping! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4611 I thought that you ordered the organic, gluten-free, vegan pizza! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4612 It has many cherries on the top. Did we order a cake? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4613 Well, the portions aren’t bad. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4614 See, I told you they had unique small plate menu offerings. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4615 Pizza under the stars--How romantic! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4616 I ordered Alan and Marge. This is Helen and George.” 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4617 We were expecting to eat at the restaurant! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4618 I guess, courier didn't realize , that we are vegeterians 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4619 This is a take me out dinner. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4620 That food was fabulous. You should try the pizza. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4621 Not the Uber Eaters again. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4622 We’re just here to double-check your order: Did you want meat-stuffed and double cheese? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4623 Talk about family value 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4624 Is there such a thing as free delivery anymore? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4625 We'll take the pepperoni-sized pie, please. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4626 Sorry, they were out of pineapple. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4627 It was the only table I could book at the hottest pizzeria in town. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4628 Can you close the box,were about to get to the meat loving. 1.0959 0.04433 73 68 3 2
4629 I hate dates. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4630 These birthday cakes are getting ridiculous. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4631 Well, this would explain the extra-large order. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4632 Could you please give us 30 minutes or less? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4633 We love dining on pizza!" 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4634 Do you mind? We're trying to have a private conversation here. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4635 New York Style Pizza, 2019 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4636 Sorry, it looked like the table was free. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4637 It’s not delivery. It's the Delveccio's. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4638 Half-cheese, half-flailing for icebreakers? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4639 FYI, anchovies ruin the atmosphere! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4640 Big Brother isn't even trying to hide anymore 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4641 we used uber eats ,cheaper! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4642 We didn’t understand anything they said after asking ‘dine in or carry out?’” 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4643 Join us! We have enough pizza for everyone, but not enough wine unfortunately. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4644 We can just turn it into a calzone if they talk too much" 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4645 Even though it’s only $14.00, their “Pizzeria Experience Special” just reminded me to get a Xanax refill. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4646 Welcome to your dining experience! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4647 Well, obviously, somebody got their wires crossed. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4648 This certainly wasn't what we expected when we ordered take out. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4649 At least it isn’t another video game. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4650 This isn't the table with a view that we asked for. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4651 Meh, better than anchovies... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4652 Whip us up a small za? The five-second rule no longer applies when you're eating the actual floor. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4653 When they said box seats we didn't think they meant this! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4654 Honey, I think it's John Schnatter and his wife looking for stockholder votes. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4655 You ordered shrimp pizza, sicko... 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4656 You ordered Pepper ‘n Ronnie, right? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4657 Do not close the box. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4658 Oh, hot peppers. Our bad. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4659 The owner was insisting on charging us full price, so we had to think fast. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4660 close the box, Senor Wences! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4661 How much does this table cost? Can you give us an estimate at the very least? And could we have some more wine to go? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4662 I told you guys, when the sock’s tied on the door handle, that means private time! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4663 Are you gonna take our order? We been sittin' here a half hour! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4664 They’ll put anything on pizza these days. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4665 Oh, hi. Sorry about the pizza. Would you care to join us? 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
4666 I swear the menu said “Dine in on carry out.” 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4667 I thought YOU were fat. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4668 "She'll be ordering from the gluten free menu." 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4669 Put plastic on the furniture. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4670 It’s pizzas all the way down, I’m afraid. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4671 We don’t care whether you’re Fifie and Foefum. We reserved this table . 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4672 We chose the "Anniversary Small". There will be plenty left. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4673 Okay. We will be on the lookout for little Russian spies who could be hiding anywhere. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4674 This is crazy, Joe, but it's still more believable than Pizzagate. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4675 We find that the in-box dining provides a much more sensory-stimulating experience. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4676 During our courtship, all we needed was wine, thou and the enchanting strapless dress. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4677 Can we have some privacy please!? This is why I don't like mom and pop pizza restaurants! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4678 We must have ordered a large people pizza instead of pepperoni 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4679 They make nice pets and they're easy to feed. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
4680 ..and they called this pizza “A Couple’s Night Out?! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4681 If we are bothering you, sir, you should have ordered the Calzone. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4682 Excuse me, your are interrupting our anniversary dinner! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4683 Oh great, a slice of life. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4684 What? You expected anchovies? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4685 Last time we order the ‘people's choice’ topping. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4686 Welcome to the mini-diner takeout sampler. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4687 I thought you ordered take-out. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4688 When they said, one with the lot, they weren’t kidding! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4689 Reminds me of March 14, 2009, our first date... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4690 I always thought it was a little mouse table. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4691 Jeff, I asked you to order meat lovers... not vegetarians. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4692 Are they vegan? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4693 Sorry, we got forgot about the 30 minute time limit. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4694 That's strange — I ordered a thick crust. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4695 Did you order with first dates? I hate first dates. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4696 We'll have a pepperoni pizza please. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4697 I said no mushrooms! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4698 This Gives A Whole New Meaning To The Phrase 'New York Style Pizza'. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4699 Dudes, anchovies ruin our shoes, okay? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4700 What did you expect ? Anchovies? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4701 I've got your none pizza with left beef right here, asshole! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4702 You forgot dessert. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4703 I guess they started leaving in the bones in the meat lover's pizza. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4704 Signora, you ordered il real siciliano? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4705 Would you mind putting those plates away? You're killing the mood. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4706 So that's why it's called "upscale pizza." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4707 It's intimate but too close to the kitchen. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4708 That's it, we're going out. You can bet your next wife won't put up with dinner from a cardboard box. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4709 I must have accidentally ordered a personals pie. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4710 This is what our date nights have turned into! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4711 Excuuuuuse meeeee. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4712 We still have four minutes left. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4713 They say they're the ghosts of date nights past. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4714 New York-style, huh? Okay, beat it! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4715 We're trying to have an intimate evening so please close the lid. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4716 We're from Quality Control, making sure nothing sticks to the top! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4717 Having regularly outsmarted the giant, Jack takes his Tinder date up the beanstalk. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4718 nope, no beard in here. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4719 We've been waiting for our pizza for over an hour! 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
4720 You ordered pizza in the round, didn't you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4721 A rather big surprise. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4722 Please close the door. We're having dessert. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4723 Did you order the shrimp? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4724 The little people get pizza AND dessert. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4725 Didn't you say no spice? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4726 The anchovies are dressed up 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4727 Fee-fi-fo-fum, we ate the pizza of the giant ones!! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4728 Too transparent with the wedding planner?! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4729 I suggest you refer to Emily Post. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4730 We've already eaten it. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4731 Well, you see, it's like this... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4732 SMALL PIZZA not small people 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4733 Do you mind! It’s our fantasy date night. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4734 We've heard your toppings are smashing! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4735 They told us we had this table until 8:30! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4736 It's not at all the topping we ordered either. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4737 I’m LITERALLY little Caesar. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4738 Carry out just doesn’t feel like date night 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4739 This is not what I meant when I asked for dinner for two. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4740 I would like another Cabernet please 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4741 Is this what they mean by family size? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4742 Gary, I told you I'm going vegan! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4743 I hate feeling rushed at a restaurant. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4744 You did order the topping, Shattered Parental Wishes, didn't you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4745 You asked for Toppings that top all toppings , didn't you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4746 First come first served. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4747 Yes! "Downsizing"does work,care to join us? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4748 Napo-lease close the box, we eatin' here! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4749 We often patronize local pop-up establishments. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4750 Our waiter said this was our table, not “that little plastic thing....” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4751 That's a SPICY meat-a-ball! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4752 You try finding a different table that comes in xxxxxsmall! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4753 Well, excuse me, but we ordered 'to go.' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4754 When we ordered 'take out' we weren't expecting this! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4755 Their heads keep the pizza box top from spilling the wine. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4756 I told my wife to think outside of the box, but we just came over. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4757 do you mind?! We just sat down to eat! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4758 Yes, it was romantic - until someone turned on all the lights! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4759 This is the Tiny Diners Special, not the Tony's Dinner Special! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4760 Did you not see the Do Not Disturb sign? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4761 If they scare you, I'll eat them. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4762 WE ASKED FOR FAST SERVICE ! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4763 We have the same question you do! Where's the pepperoni? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4764 'Honey, can you stop ordering out of the box?' 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4765 Are you down with the sharing economy? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4766 I'm Chandler, and this is Paige. You ordered a white pizza? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4767 You got any chicken? Beef? Sausage? We love it all. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4768 Hi, we come free with the cannabis pizza. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4769 Next time, order a gluten free crust. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4770 Next time no pineapple, please 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4771 You were looking for a pizza, maybe? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4772 Groupon said it's 'Jack and the Beanstalk with a domestic twist' but I can't help but think it's more 'No Exit with pizza'. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4773 You pray for deliverance and take your chances. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4774 How much longer for our pizzas to be ready? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4775 Long story short, boys . . . Wolcome home 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4776 All these big guys coming in, wanting a slice - it's really gentrifying 'Little' Italy. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4777 Again, the word is not pronounced "mushyroom." 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
4778 When we ordered a meal for two we didn't expect this! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4779 Hurry up! The wine has an expiration date 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4780 We're food tasters and come with your meal." 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4781 I ordered "pickles" not "Rickles." 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4782 Forget the rising dough crust, just give us the flatbread. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4783 Hell no! We are not Lilliputian! YOU are Brobdingnagian! WE are literally at the center of this scene! You really need to take ontological relativity into account! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4784 Your Scientist dad will revive you to normal size once flown to London" 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4785 Did you forget the olives again? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4786 Not to be impolite, but we asked first! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4787 Cheer up Grumpy? "It's Home from Work We Go" 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4788 Hey, find your own Piazza! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4789 Toss the box. There is no more pizza. No need to be dramatic. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4790 We called for delivery, now what I meant! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4791 You order deluxe but the wine's just a Beaujolais! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4792 Waiter, we requested a pizza table in the corner. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4793 Honey, you ordered the Inception pizza? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4794 No, they can’t increase the reservation to four.” 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4795 Don't disturb our privacy, she is cute. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4796 Pizza Papa has a whole different spin on “take-out.” Once they’ve run you through the sun-drier with the tomatoes, off you go with the next order. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4797 Wow, VR pizza works both ways! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4798 Hello. We are your unhappy hour topping. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4799 Nice to meet you. We're Anne and Giovese. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4800 So this is a Datebox? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4801 This is where they sat us after we ordered an anchovy-pineapple pie. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4802 We're waiting to eat, please no pizza 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4803 It's the restaurant experience without the restaurant. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4804 Are those paper plates you’re using? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4805 I saw a shrink and this happened. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4806 I'm sorry, but it was up for grabs. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4807 It’s not Delivery. It’s De-Lovely! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4808 Do you mind? It's where I prefer to meet lovers. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4809 Hun, did you just shit yourself? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4810 Now we know! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4811 You want the pizza, get us some growth hormones 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4812 I specifically ordered no beard! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4813 I think there must have been a typo... this is the small lovers meet-up pizza. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4814 Take it back,tell 'em you slipped on the ice! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4815 Honey, I said a couple of sardines not darlings! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4816 Didn't you order a Margarita pizza? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4817 What're you looking at, lady? You wanna piece of me?! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4818 This place's take on large carryout is way too "meta." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4819 Yes, I said tiramisu and make it snappy! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4820 We’re Marge and Sal Pepperoni - the surprise topping you ordered. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4821 They take things way too literally. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4822 Pardon us. We are trying the new trend everyone is doing. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4823 We accept that we are only a small part of your adult life. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4824 Yes, we are the Lilliputians topping that you ordered; it's the newfangled protein option. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4825 If you must know, we’re disrupting the entire pizza sector. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4826 They can loiter all they want but i'm still ordering dessert 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4827 So what did you two think about Episode five of Season eight? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4828 Italian Restaurants always give you too much food 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4829 No, this is a delivery from Luigi's Mini Piazza Parlor, but I can see how you made that mistake. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4830 Were you going to box any of it up, or do you want the check? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4831 They really do deliver the pizza place to your door. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4832 “And then, the big eaters met the little eaters .... story all done.” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4833 You said you wanted to go somewhere new. 1.0727 0.05095 55 53 0 2
4834 We had to trade the pizza for our escape. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4835 I thought I ordered anchovies. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4836 We did order finner for two... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4837 This new UBER POOL EATS is taking the sharing economy a little too far. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4838 Did you order through Postmates? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4839 And they said pizza wasn't fine dining... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4840 Can you call us a cab? There's a cannoli order leaving the pizzeria in half-an-hour that we're hoping to share. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4841 Well, I can't in less than 30 minutes. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4842 Bon Apetit! 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4843 No, we're the Toppings, Susan and George. And I'd really like a moment alone with my wife if you please! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4844 Oh, Hi. Won’t you join us? We don’t eat that much. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4845 This is what happens if you don’t eat the right things. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4846 Didn't you order the slice of life? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4847 I ordered it with double cheese !!! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4848 We can double date. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4849 It's a living! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4850 We came along for the crumbs 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4851 What? Did you not order the meat lovers pizza? "I did, but its too cheesy" 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4852 The way I see it, fine dining is more about the sit-down experience than the food. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4853 Dinner was at five.. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4854 We booked this table over a month ago via "Pizza Box Restaurant Now" 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4855 Please eat my wife first. Her meat's more tender. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4856 Well, you did say you wanted an intimate dinner party for your birthday. 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4857 Hey! Pie me a little time here! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4858 So that's why our reservation said '30 minutes or less.' 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4859 Do you have any alka-seltzer? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
4860 We need a personal pizza, please. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4861 "I get the entertainment. But, where's the Pizza? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
4862 Hey, let us eat in peace. This dinner is costing us an arm and a leg. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4863 If your seen through a piece of pie, you may as well be part of the pizza pie. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
4864 Hey Joe, can you pass me the nutcracker? 1.0526 0.03895 57 55 1 1
4865 Just lost my appetite! Never saw micro folks before! 1.0517 0.03828 58 56 1 1
4866 The moment that second “n” in dinner became quite clear upon delivery. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4867 Is this "Special" enough for you?" N Wilcken, Sydne 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4868 This is Sicilian Style...We're from Palermo. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4869 Are you sure this is what we ordered? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4870 Hank Pym and Janet Van Dyne celebrate their Antmaniversary. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4871 What toppings did you say you ordered, again? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4872 We asked for a table for two, but we never expected such under dress sommeliers. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4873 We'd like to start with a shrimp cocktail. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4874 Hey, grab a couple of slices and shut the box! You're ruining the romantic lighting! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4875 We wanted to add a little pizzazz to your small pizza. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4876 Is this because of rent control? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4877 Oh hi! You've heard of 'janitor in a drum' haven't you?? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4878 I thought you ordered the extra-large! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4879 One pizza roll, please. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4880 Well, we're not empty nesters. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4881 We were told it was going to be a Republican middle-class fundraiser given by Donald Trump. But I guess we've been far-right, GOP served up to the takeout pizza likes of you. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4882 By any chance, did you order a 'large with everything' ? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4883 Yes, that’s what I meant. DiMarcos isn’t managed by the family anymore . 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4884 Don’t just stand there, get us some miniature silverware and napkins. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4885 I asked for an extra plate, not an extra date 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4886 it was on that day that bill and nora had second thoughts about cannibalism. they had previously limited their intake to beer-battered pub people in shepard's pie, and they had no qualms about eating the irish. but this new meal seemed.... human 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4887 Where's the cheese? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4888 Al fresco, please. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4889 How rude! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4890 Grubhub said you are a regular customer. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4891 Please help us. That delivery boy stole all of our other furniture and left us without our pizza dinner. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4892 Sorry, lady - anchovies really stink these boxes up. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4893 Can you at least give us a moment to enjoy our last meal!? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4894 I believe we have the room! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4895 Darn! We must have been delivered to the wrong address! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4896 You at my pizza. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4897 We would like the cheese with the Chardonnay. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4898 Excuse me, this is personal. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4899 You can have the table. We were just keeping it warm. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4900 Well 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4901 We're testers for UnterEats. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4902 We happened to be near the counter when you phoned for one with everything on it. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4903 Isn’t it supposed to bring pepperoni? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4904 Well, since this couldn't get any more awkward – Arlene, I'm not the Peter Jackson from all those movies. I'm just Pete Jackson of South Madisonville. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4905 I must say, this Slice of Life doesn’t offer much of anything. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4906 It's from that new carry-out/dine-in-pizza place. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4907 It’s thingie happy hour! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4908 Honey, why'd you order the Anniversary Edition Pizza again? You know those toppings aren't edible. Christa Dodd, Danville 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4909 I thought we agreed on vegetarian... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4910 Oh hi, Mom and Dad, Do you have a few bucks for the pizza??? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4911 ....and I slipped the maitre d' a twenty for better seating! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4912 I understand you're a "Superhost", but the Airbnb listing never said "Goat Cheese" so I'm gonna have to leave a bad review. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4913 This is our best hope to negiatiate with President Trump. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4914 See Herman, I TOLD you it was really a tiny table. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4915 Ok Kevin, then why is the cheese stuck all over the box top? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4916 Ambiance aside, we’re hoping you have lobster. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4917 We were supposed to be delivered to the pizzeria! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4918 The delivery guy didn’t tell us we’d need a reservation. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4919 Fee Pie Foo Fum. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4920 Didn’t you get out text? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4921 I promise! You're first in line when they hatch. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4922 You did order the Lilliputian Supreme? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4923 The whole 'You are what you eat' messaging has gotten super weird. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4924 Pizza rat has really changed ever since that video 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4925 Ok, we’ll save you a couple of slices. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4926 Well that’s the last time we order from Paradox Pies. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4927 We've never made it this far. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
4928 This pizza feeds four, and we are very small eaters. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4929 It was good to the last bite! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4930 This is NOT the birthday party surprise I ordered! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4931 Hey, would you Yahoos please shut that lid while we finish our drinks! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4932 We were sent here in lieu of the anchovies. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4933 Did you order the extra small? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4934 You never said, "Ready or not." 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4935 Didn't you ask for vegetarian? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4936 I wouldn't rate the ambiance here so high. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4937 The moment Betty realized the plastic pizza saver had a dual purpose. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4938 I knew we shoulda ordered at the other place. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4939 That’s amore, Pam! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4940 Sorry but we’ve had this pizza reserved for months. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4941 What? You think you're the only ones who enjoy a glass of wine with pizza? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4942 Is that our waiter and the landlord? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4943 You two must be meat lovers..? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4944 I think they forgot to cook the pizza 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4945 It was an extra small pepperoni. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4946 I ordered a meat pizza, not a meta pizza. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
4947 I always forget which wine pairs. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4948 Ugh, do you mind? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4949 We keep your pizza weird. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4950 First a gecko, now being replaced by normal sized people. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4951 Served with two to four people. What’s the confusion? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4952 Uh this is not the couple I ordered - they always put me in the fridge. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4953 Olive’s cutting back on the sauce. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4954 Aw, they got the pizza dirty! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4955 We prefer to be called little little people. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4956 No,you cant request anything.This is not a record turntable. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4957 Wedding anniversary special. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4958 So which one is the vegetarian? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4959 We ordered a Family Style Pizza with Extra Cheesiness! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4960 Shoot, we forgot the red pepper flakes 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4961 Please: no crushed chili peppers. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4962 Not what I had in mind for a romantic dinner to take-away. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4963 Looks a bit underdone. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4964 You ordered the slice of life no anchovies? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4965 Do I even want to know how old this pizza is?! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4966 What do you have for vegan options? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4967 We’re from Little Italy. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4968 The toppings were a wonderful mains. Would you like to join us for dessert? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4969 What are you staring at, jizz-for-brains? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4970 But Yelp said this was a quiet Italian joint. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4971 We should have ordered the large size couple's pizza. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4972 Your order said, “Cheese with a little date.” 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4973 They sent you the "Dinner-in-a-Box" by mistake. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4974 We ordered dine-in, not carry-out. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4975 Two more Chiantis, please. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4976 Well, if it helps, we gave them half a star on AIRbnb. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4977 We are just as surprised as you are We ordered the pepperoni on the Left side... 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4978 You’re ruining the mood 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4979 I’m all for noid avoidance, but this seems like a bit much. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4980 You never invited us¡!!! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4981 I guess dessert is out of the question. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4982 I'm sorry you're upset, but it was only a matter of time before SOMEONE took your suggestion. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4983 Is this vegetarian? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4984 I don't know what happened, one moment I was ordering a small pizza with pepperoni and the next moment I find myself here with my wife and with no pepperoni 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4985 The feet don’t lie...which of you gets the slice with extra cheese? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4986 Leave us with a sixteenth of a slice boys, and let the entertainment begin. We just love Grub Hub prime! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4987 human conversation as a topping! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4988 When I was on the phone I meant pepperoni not people. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4989 I asked for pepperoni 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4990 We ate the pizza. Now we’re having a little desser 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4991 How was I supposed to know you wanted Cabernet this time? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4992 One matrix to go, please, with extra cheese. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4993 Finally, our two giant pies. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4994 Did you think it was a pizza? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4995 What did you expect? You ordered the extra small. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4996 I thought we ordered pizza. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4997 This place is kinda cheesy. Order takeout. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4998 Aye we're eating here. (Couple confused) 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
4999 We ordered a large! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5000 I thought you said you ordered a large one. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5001 Didn't you order a small Viennese special? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5002 Hey! Can't we at least have our last meal in private?" 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5003 We paid extra for this table so close the lid!" 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5004 Would you like to join us for a glass of wine? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5005 You should have seen the large Pepperonis. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5006 Do you mind? I was just going to propose. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5007 Well, you said you wanted it extra cheesy. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5008 When they said it tastes like “dining in” I didn't think they meant it literally 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5009 You did say Lisa and Pepe didnn't you 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5010 We’ll try a little of everything. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5011 Can you believe they've mistaken crispy cheese board and olives by creep Chris bored in love? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5012 We've decided on the personal-size pan pizza, please. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5013 The Ponce-de-Leon again? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5014 Our order was pepperoni for "here" 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5015 Did you ask for little people or Little pepperoni? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5016 What are they having for dinner? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5017 Why did you order us if you didn't want all the gossip from Chicago? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5018 I think they gave me two extra servings. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5019 This is the miniature pizza for two. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5020 We’re the gluten free option. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5021 Shut the box, you're intruding on our lifestyle. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5022 You did order the Swinging Pepperoni Pizza" . You just said no mushrooms. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5023 Hi, I can tell you're in the dark here. We're the Anchovies. Could you close the lid please so we can finish our romantic dinner? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5024 When we were told we would help in making the pizza, we did not expect this. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5025 Deja Vu, Michael et. al. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5026 Anything from our kitchen? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5027 It was deep dish not thin crust. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5028 Didn't we order vegetarian? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5029 This pizza cost us an arm and a leg. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5030 We ordered burgers at Luigi's and PEEZAA! here we are. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5031 I thought I was going to get lucky tonight but noooo, you had to order the anchovies. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5032 Again! I ordered a table of four! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5033 It's not personal. It's just business. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5034 It was the best of pizzas, it was the worst of pizzas. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5035 The sun hit my eye 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5036 We just felt like a little Italian tonight. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5037 Us? We were just having a nice wine and cheese party until you two interrupted us. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5038 And you’re sure you chose the vegan option? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5039 ''You did order a pizza for four." 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5040 Well, now you know what the Yuppie topping stands for. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5041 How are your first few bites tasting? 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5042 ... and thanks for getting it with extra pepperoni. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5043 Sorry, the stuffed crust has been discontinued. But you’re going to love the play within the play. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5044 Hi. Nice to meet you. We're the Pepperoncinis. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5045 If it’s not hot, we’re on your order. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5046 You did order a "Family Dinner Style Pie" 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5047 Well you should have been clearer on what toppings you wanted. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5048 As soon as we finish our drinks, we'll grow up and join you for dinner. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5049 Well, you did order one with the works. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5050 I ordered pepperoni not people!" 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5051 These aren't recyclable, are they, Dan? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5052 Don't you miss home-cooked meals and bitter spats? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5053 Do you mind? You'll have your date when it's your turn. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5054 I wanted to go to the pizza parlor, but decided to order it in. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5055 It was carnivorous! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5056 I'm glad it's only eight slices. We couldn't eat twelve. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5057 Get out of my room, dads! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5058 Don’t blame Postmates! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5059 Privacy please. We are downsizing. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5060 The table and cutlery are 100% biodegradable 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5061 I told you not to order The Rustica 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5062 Cheese! What do we have to do to get a little privacy? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5063 I take the salad please 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5064 Life "savers" 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5065 Pizza Palace made a mistake again. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5066 It's pizza savers all the way down! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5067 We were wondering why the pizzas were so small 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5068 What did you expect? A large family pie? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5069 I’m not sure we fully understood “eating in the round.” 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5070 Your timing is a little off. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5071 Pizza has become to complicated. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5072 Would you mind not letting all the warm air out? Things were just heating up. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5073 I work on American language.” “Yes, I guess we all do. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5074 Modern family sized 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5075 Welcome to the Little Italy Neighborhood. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5076 Do what you must to us, but don't use a knife and fork. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5077 Didn't you order the romantic dinner in a box? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5078 You really shouldn't use WonkaVision for pizza delivery. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5079 Well, Joe. Looks like we ain't getting any pizza tonight. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5080 G 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5081 You ordered a slice of life pizza, right? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5082 We'll have the house Chablis. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5083 Oh, you mean you didn't know what this little table is for? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5084 This is not what I expected when I ordered the pizza for two. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5085 At least they're not Hawaiian." 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5086 Agnes, we didn't raise you to live like this. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5087 It’s not pizza without a little wine and conversation. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5088 What are today's specials? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5089 No, we'd never take your pizza. As you see, we've been on a very strict diet. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5090 Well, they did say they were seating us near the kitchen. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5091 We weren’t looking to dine out. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5092 This gives a whole new meaning to "Eat in, Take out." 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5093 We were just drinking to your small successes. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5094 When I said a small get-together, this is not what I meant... 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5095 Parm to table 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5096 We ordered "extra large" too. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5097 It's our first date. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0