Contest #663


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663

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Well, you're not what we ordered, either.”
  2. “Remember us from your wedding cake?”
  3. “Please say you're vegetarian.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-05-19T22:05:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-05-26T22:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-05-27T22:05:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 3, 2019
Number of captions 5098
Number of responses 740813
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Next time, when they ask you if you want any toppings, you’d better be more specific than 'Yeah, a couple.' 2.1715 0.00702 11758 2568 4605 4585
1 You said you were in the mood for a little Italian. 2.0102 0.00826 8333 2329 3590 2414
2 OMG...Remember us...we were on your wedding cake! 1.9342 0.00821 9168 3153 3465 2550
3 I don't know either. We asked for a small table on the piazza. 1.9193 0.00847 8677 3081 3215 2381
4 Well, you're not what we ordered either. 1.8862 0.00880 7910 2922 2966 2022
5 You ordered Basil and Olive? Here we are. 1.8839 0.00882 7987 2996 2922 2069
6 Hello , we’re the Toppings! 1.8713 0.00829 8944 3395 3305 2244
7 Do you mind? This is a personal pizza. 1.8688 0.00961 6548 2466 2475 1607
8 Finally, some service. 1.8611 0.01081 5315 2069 1915 1331
9 Didn't you order the two-person pizza? 1.7816 0.00950 6333 2652 2412 1269
10 Would you mind leaving the lid open? We’d prefer to dine outside tonight. 1.7659 0.01032 4909 1991 2076 842
11 We’d invite you to join us but there isn’t mushroom in here. 1.7324 0.01161 4432 2076 1466 890
12 Remember when you said there’s nothing worse than pineapple on pizza...? 1.7193 0.01481 2622 1225 908 489
13 Look up. You’re on someone’s pizza too. 1.7080 0.01585 2462 1226 729 507
14 You ordered a large pie and two sprites? 1.7057 0.01591 2314 1118 759 437
15 Oh, little tip... the mushrooms might be hallucinogenic. 1.6949 0.01291 3536 1745 1125 666
16 Well, we finally know what that plastic piece is for 1.6940 0.01802 1820 901 575 344
17 Little Italy - what about you? 1.6927 0.01264 3394 1601 1235 558
18 Do you mind? We’re trying to think inside the box. 1.6902 0.01025 5290 2543 1843 904
19 So he tells the genie, we want to eat pizza everyday and travel... 1.6894 0.01611 2215 1087 729 399
20 The last thing we remember is the moon hit our eye. 1.6886 0.01225 3902 1939 1239 724
21 Hopefully, you two are vegetarians." 1.6849 0.01236 3605 1739 1263 603
22 It may be your night in, but it’s our night out. 1.6750 0.01253 3218 1506 1252 460
23 No idea. We were in our favorite pizza place, I told a joke, she said, 'Good Lord deliver us,' and the next thing we know.... 1.6743 0.01297 3380 1691 1099 590
24 Did you order two nine-inch Italians? 1.6699 0.01033 5277 2643 1733 901
25 What did you think the shrimp special was? 1.6628 0.01568 2319 1184 733 402
26 You wanted dates on your pizza? You got dates on your pizza. 1.6461 0.01973 1362 687 470 205
27 You think YOUR dinner is ruined?... I was about to propose! 1.6293 0.01840 1570 816 520 234
28 Remember us from your wedding cake? 1.6274 0.01352 2880 1494 965 421
29 Hi, we're the Toppings 1.6234 0.01223 3670 1958 1136 576
30 Could we have two more drops of Chianti, please? 1.6213 0.01720 1735 898 596 241
31 We represent the shrinking middle class. 1.6166 0.01433 2645 1419 821 405
32 What did you expect from Little Caesars? 1.6163 0.01280 3193 1683 1052 458
33 Honey, I don't think the kids will eat pizza with dates on it. 1.6147 0.01203 3784 2046 1150 588
34 Yes, we're ready to order. 1.6053 0.01405 2498 1303 878 317
35 Hey don't look at me, you're the one who said you were in the mood for a little Italian. 1.5848 0.01442 2305 1229 804 272
36 You ordered two small vegans? 1.5803 0.01223 3479 1941 1057 481
37 Finally. Could we please have our menus? 1.5757 0.01254 3215 1784 1011 420
38 You said you wanted us for dinner. 1.5655 0.01410 3075 1898 615 562
39 It's a long story, but trust us. Don't use the coupon." 1.5580 0.01687 1844 1071 517 256
40 Hi, my name is Bob, this is my wife, Sally, and I am a candidate for the Democratic Party nomination for the presidency of the United States. 1.5578 0.02093 1323 805 298 220
41 Now you know what those little plastic things are for. 1.5564 0.01522 2243 1301 636 306
42 If you don't like them, you can just pick them off. 1.5541 0.01812 1599 935 442 222
43 Stop hovering. We'll give up the table when we finish eating. 1.5384 0.01890 1354 784 411 159
44 We met in Little Italy. 1.5356 0.01701 1671 972 503 196
45 You're seriously ordering us to go? 1.5295 0.01898 1458 887 370 201
46 You ordered the small family size, right? 1.5293 0.01706 1655 971 492 192
47 It turns out the apostrophe in "Extra Small Meat Lover's" makes a big difference 1.5236 0.02324 888 525 261 102
48 I told the genie, "Make us a pizza". The next thing you know, we're here. 1.5206 0.01804 1504 901 423 180
49 Well, you're not exactly what we ordered, either. 1.5049 0.02561 715 432 205 78
50 That's the last time I eat mushrooms as an appetizer. 1.5034 0.02039 1170 719 313 138
51 Hi, I'm Basil, and this is Olive 1.5033 0.02313 900 551 245 104
52 Stare all you want, we're not giving up the table. 1.5019 0.02105 1042 629 303 110
53 Roger, I know said I wanted 2 small vegetarians but did you have to be so literal? 1.4982 0.02067 1092 666 308 118
54 It wasn’t our idea either, we just asked for a little table for two. 1.4976 0.02032 1059 631 329 99
55 I'll bet you always wondered what these little tables were for. 1.4957 0.02156 1051 655 271 125
56 I don't suppose you've seen our waiter, have you? 1.4957 0.02055 1049 630 318 101
57 You ordered two small Sicilians. 1.4936 0.02113 1015 617 295 103
58 Wait'll you see the box YOU are in. 1.4919 0.02209 984 613 258 113
59 "If you boys would just call us more often, Dad and I wouldn't have to resort to this. 1.4871 0.02256 928 579 246 103
60 This is what happens when they ask you if you want any toppings and you say "yeah a couple" 1.4868 0.02632 680 424 181 75
61 I ordered a single topping pizza, not singles topping a pizza. 1.4829 0.02326 876 551 227 98
62 We could ask you the same question. 1.4828 0.02289 901 566 235 100
63 This IS two small Sicilians and a plain. 1.4805 0.02313 874 549 230 95
64 Are you implying that we are NOT "hot and spicy"? 1.4782 0.02360 824 516 222 86
65 Yeah, but things are gonna get even weirder when you look up. 1.4770 0.02814 587 370 154 63
66 Well, you did order a small Sicilian and a small Neapolitan, right? 1.4741 0.02333 793 489 232 72
67 This is an awkward situation no matter how you slice it. 1.4717 0.02445 761 480 203 78
68 It does say, "a unique, fine dining experience inside each box". 1.4704 0.02600 676 428 178 70
69 Close the box and walk away. You saw nothing. 1.4689 0.02472 740 468 197 75
70 Greetings from little Italy! 1.4687 0.02439 751 473 204 74
71 I think it was the mushrooms. 1.4677 0.02470 744 472 196 76
72 I think we are ready to order. 1.4674 0.02383 766 479 216 71
73 Maybe next time pizza first, then drugs. 1.4643 0.02770 631 412 145 74
74 Take what you like,we can't eat all of it. 1.4642 0.02476 713 449 197 67
75 Well, we started out on wedding cakes but now we do just about anything, ‘xcept soup and barbecue. 1.4620 0.02576 684 438 176 70
76 Finally! No one has checked on our table in over half an hour! 1.4601 0.02511 702 447 187 68
77 We got tired of standing on wedding cakes 1.4564 0.02586 677 437 171 69
78 Wow that really does keep the cheese from sticking to the box 1.4561 0.02594 649 414 174 61
79 Well, you did order a couple of small Vegans. 1.4558 0.02561 667 426 178 63
80 We're from Little, Little Italy. 1.4543 0.02546 656 416 182 58
81 Maybe you're tiny people living in a pizza box too, you ever think of that? 1.4516 0.02619 640 412 167 61
82 Our last gig was on a wedding cake. 1.4513 0.02621 636 409 167 60
83 We aged-out of that bride and groom gig. 1.4505 0.02865 535 345 139 51
84 So that's what the little plastic thing is for. 1.4493 0.02749 592 385 148 59
85 Oh look, the show is starting. 1.4493 0.02709 601 389 154 58
86 The tables are crappy plastic, but the pizzas are huge. 1.4478 0.02811 565 368 141 56
87 You think we have it bad? You two are actually in a giant calzone. 1.4477 0.02753 612 404 142 66
88 We're the Toppings. I'm Jim, and this is my wife Edna. 1.4457 0.02869 552 363 132 57
89 Its hard to get a good table but the portions are quite large. 1.4456 0.02814 570 374 138 58
90 We asked to be seated in the piazza. 1.4432 0.02842 537 349 138 50
91 The service here is terrible and the floor is greasy. 1.4432 0.02842 537 349 138 50
92 We couldn't find the hostess so we just seated ourselves. 1.4422 0.02812 545 354 141 50
93 “Sorry, pal—we’re Little Conceivers.” 1.4415 0.03217 573 419 55 99
94 Hi, there! We’re the Toppings! 1.4391 0.02856 558 371 129 58
95 Finish your wine, Honey, I think they're waiting on us to close up. 1.4391 0.02669 558 355 161 42
96 Want some? The portions are enormous!" 1.4365 0.02744 543 350 149 44
97 Having some wine. What's it look like? 1.4355 0.02832 519 337 138 44
98 Henry, did you order dates on the pizza again? 1.4337 0.02886 528 350 127 51
99 Just eat around us 1.4291 0.02965 508 341 116 51
100 Just the check, please. 1.4291 0.02912 508 337 124 47
101 We didn't order you either. 1.4289 0.03138 436 289 107 40
102 You asked for a pizza with Basil and Olive, right? 1.4254 0.02833 489 317 136 36
103 Take our advice: don't eat the mushrooms. 1.4247 0.02952 485 322 120 43
104 We’ve been waiting 25 minutes to order, so YES, we ate all the pepperoni! 1.4242 0.03025 462 307 114 41
105 Ya gonna stare all day or tell us the specials? 1.4223 0.02885 476 311 129 36
106 She's Olive. I'm Basil. What's the problem? 1.4212 0.03244 425 289 93 43
107 We'll be out of your way soon. We have a wedding cake gig in an hour. 1.4212 0.03261 425 290 91 44
108 We also do weddings. 1.4203 0.02919 464 304 125 35
109 Oh thank God! We've been trying to get that open for hours! 1.4182 0.03226 428 292 93 43
110 Delivery? On Heavens no. We’re the DiGiornos. 1.4173 0.03357 393 268 86 39
111 Seriously, who orders dates on a pizza? 1.4161 0.03076 447 301 106 40
112 I asked for Margherita on the pizza, not Mark and Rita 1.4153 0.03062 443 297 108 38
113 I take it you didn’t read the small print either. 1.4143 0.03125 391 256 108 27
114 In all fairness, when she asked what toppings you wanted, you did say “surprise me.” 1.4142 0.03005 437 289 115 33
115 Can you give us another minute? I was just about to propose. 1.4133 0.03139 392 258 106 28
116 Makes you think about your place in the universe, doesn't it? 1.4130 0.03103 431 290 104 37
117 Well, I did order 2 small vegetarians. 1.4128 0.03129 436 296 100 40
118 Nice to meet you; we're the Garnishes. 1.4128 0.03233 390 261 97 32
119 All i said over the phone was surprise me 1.4128 0.03171 390 258 103 29
120 But we ARE the small "Meat Lovers!" 1.4128 0.03372 390 268 83 39
121 Oh, are you closing? 1.4123 0.03225 405 274 95 36
122 We're the Toppings. This is Helen and I'm Bob 1.4116 0.03090 430 289 105 36
123 What did you think you'd find on a shrimp pizza? 1.4112 0.03029 428 284 112 32
124 Well, what did you think these little plastic tables were for? 1.4104 0.03156 424 288 98 38
125 We're members of the upper crust 1.4100 0.03184 422 288 95 39
126 If you see our waiter will you ask him where our pizza is? 1.4072 0.03053 415 276 109 30
127 Of course it looks like a table. It is a table. 1.4072 0.03034 415 275 111 29
128 Please say you're vegetarian. 1.4072 0.03110 415 279 103 33
129 Well, you're not exactly what we were hoping for, either. 1.4063 0.02995 411 270 115 26
130 Ohhhh, hey, I think the edibles just kicked in. 1.4063 0.03168 411 279 97 35
131 Is it the weed or are you seeing them too? 1.4049 0.03257 405 279 88 38
132 Can you send our waiter over? 1.4035 0.03194 399 271 95 33
133 You ordered the small Italian family style right? 1.4035 0.03155 399 269 99 31
134 Food's good. Decor is a little cheesy. 1.4035 0.03147 404 273 99 32
135 I told you not to order a pizza with dates on it. 1.4030 0.03322 397 276 82 39
136 I ordered the meat lover’s not the meet lovers. 1.4030 0.03303 397 275 84 38
137 Before you complain, let me just say she's a little saucy, I'm a little cheesy, and we've both got plenty of dough. 1.4020 0.03248 393 269 90 34
138 If you keep staring we'll eat slow and order dessert. 1.4015 0.03259 391 268 89 34
139 If you think this is weird, look up! 1.3995 0.03264 383 262 89 32
140 A cabernet savignon for me, and another Chardonnay for the lady. 1.3979 0.03169 377 253 98 26
141 Little Italy. It's a thing. 1.3979 0.03169 377 253 98 26
142 Excuse me, this is a personal pizza. 1.3979 0.03278 377 258 88 31
143 We’re just here to make the pizza look bigger. 1.3972 0.03397 355 244 81 30
144 We booked it on OpenTable 1.3964 0.03554 333 231 72 30
145 Maybe this tiny house thing has gone too far. 1.3964 0.03529 333 230 74 29
146 If you are surprised now, don't look up. 1.3957 0.03251 374 255 90 29
147 It was either this or we sat at the bar. 1.3951 0.03479 329 225 78 26
148 Hi- we're the Olives. 1.3951 0.03571 324 224 72 28
149 You want a piece of me? 1.3946 0.03406 370 259 76 35
150 I knew we should have said no to the magic mushrooms. 1.3945 0.03777 327 235 55 37
151 And we’ll be leaving a tiny tip, too! 1.3945 0.03520 327 225 75 27
152 We ate the mushroom pizza Alice gave us. 1.3940 0.03353 368 255 81 32
153 Check, please. 1.3937 0.03607 348 248 63 37
154 Finally! The waiter... 1.3934 0.03366 366 254 80 32
155 Can you close the lid, please? It's really throwing off the ambience. 1.3932 0.03630 323 226 67 30
156 Look, if you don't like us, just pick us off. 1.3932 0.03577 323 224 71 28
157 And you’re sure you said ‘two small meat lovers’ and not ‘two small lovers meet’ 1.3932 0.03683 323 228 63 32
158 Well, that explains the beanstalk. 1.3930 0.03541 341 239 70 32
159 You can have our table when we’re done. 1.3925 0.03454 321 218 80 23
160 Look, Gulliver. It's the Lillipizzans! 1.3924 0.03445 344 238 77 29
161 Did you order the pizza from Little Italy again 1.3918 0.03662 319 224 65 30
162 We asked for a table on the piazza. 1.3918 0.03552 319 220 73 26
163 Next time don’t order from Gulliver’s Pizza. 1.3918 0.03689 319 225 63 31
164 Do you mind? This is a personal pan pizza! 1.3917 0.03472 360 254 71 35
165 So she said “Let’s find a nice table in the Piazza” 1.3912 0.03568 317 219 72 26
166 This is the last time I order from Little Italy 1.3879 0.03437 348 243 75 30
167 It was at this moment that Ben realized the mushrooms on his pizza might not have been normal mushrooms. 1.3879 0.03508 348 246 69 33
168 To you, it’s a pizza. To us, it’s a hut. 1.3879 0.03339 348 239 83 26
169 We know what you’re both wondering... How did the box close in the first place? 1.3866 0.03390 344 238 79 27
170 Do you mind? We've waited 18min at 425º for this table. 1.3866 0.03262 344 233 89 22
171 What're you staring at, Einstein? You think you ain't standing in the middle of an even bigger pizza? 1.3853 0.03442 340 237 75 28
172 Thanks for not ordering the calzone. 1.3851 0.03631 322 228 64 30
173 It's not delivery, it's the DiGiornos. 1.3846 0.03430 338 235 76 27
174 I have a feeling we’re not in Little Italy any more. 1.3846 0.03404 338 234 78 26
175 Then don't order the date-night combo! 1.3844 0.03425 320 219 79 22
176 We thought we asked to be seated in the piazza. 1.3839 0.03285 336 228 87 21
177 I told you it was only a matter of time before other people found out about this place.” 1.3836 0.03351 318 215 84 19
178 Excuse me Sir, but we're kind of in the middle of something. 1.3825 0.03418 332 230 77 25
179 Hi, actually could we switch to a booth? 1.3824 0.03649 306 215 65 26
180 Didn't you order two small meat lovers?" 1.3822 0.03583 314 220 68 26
181 Please bring the check and a small ladder. 1.3811 0.03665 286 198 67 21
182 Well what about OUR order? 1.3811 0.03428 307 209 79 19
183 So I say to the genie, how 'bout a nice romantic dinner on an Italian piazza? 1.3811 0.03526 328 231 69 28
184 We ate all your toppings. 1.3811 0.03473 328 229 73 26
185 Did you order us or did we order you? 1.3811 0.03446 328 228 75 25
186 Hurry up and eat. We've got to change for a wedding cake. 1.3811 0.03579 328 233 65 30
187 I don't think they got what they ordered either. 1.3804 0.03487 326 228 72 26
188 You’re disappointed!? We asked for a table overlooking the piazza. 1.3774 0.03545 318 224 68 26
189 We were as surprised as you that this cartoon needed a caption. 1.3771 0.03871 297 216 50 31
190 Sorry, this one’s occupied. 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
191 We're the Anchovies--who the hell are YOU? 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
192 We thought that WE were the upper crust. 1.3741 0.03745 294 210 58 26
193 Eat her first. I haven't finished my wine. 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
194 Since delivery took more than 30 minutes, we’re free. 1.3741 0.03587 294 205 68 21
195 We've finally made it into the upper crust. 1.3741 0.03745 294 210 58 26
196 It's okay: We're not big eaters. 1.3739 0.05983 115 82 23 10
197 Would you like to join us? This is way more than we can eat. 1.3734 0.03709 308 222 57 29
198 Can we get the check? 1.3725 0.03331 306 208 82 16
199 Well then you should have looked at the toppings buttons on the app more carefully. Now apologize to my wife. She’s not what I wanted either, but I don’t go around whipping boxes open and telling her. 1.3725 0.03638 306 218 62 26
200 Not nearly as surprised as we were. 1.3725 0.03457 306 212 74 20
201 Well I’ll be, every kid was right after all. 1.3717 0.03177 304 202 91 11
202 I thought we were avoiding Rosemary and Basil. 1.3717 0.03624 304 216 63 25
203 We're waiting on a pizza. 1.3709 0.03610 302 214 64 24
204 We’re re-enacting an old episode of the Twilight Zone. 1.3709 0.03579 302 213 66 23
205 It’s a lot to digest. 1.3708 0.03941 267 192 51 24
206 Oh, sorry, we thought you had ordered a small piazza. 1.3708 0.04115 267 197 41 29
207 We're not delivery. We're the Digiornos. 1.3708 0.03869 267 190 55 22
208 If you wouldn't mind, it took us 30 minutes to get this table. 1.3700 0.03436 300 207 75 18
209 This is all-people. I ordered half-people, half anchovy 1.3694 0.04034 268 196 45 27
210 Please stop hovering! We haven't even had dessert yet. 1.3694 0.03783 268 189 59 20
211 Before you go doing anything crazy, answer me this: are you big, or are we little? 1.3682 0.03531 296 207 69 20
212 Hey, Tony. Small world! 1.3682 0.03689 296 212 59 25
213 Gulliver warned us about this place. 1.3677 0.03538 291 203 69 19
214 What did you think we'd do after the wedding cake gig? 1.3677 0.03538 291 203 69 19
215 Originally, We were saving for a house, but now we just keep buying better and better Chianti. 1.3677 0.03637 291 206 63 22
216 We ate the mushrooms that make you small. Ask Alice. 1.3677 0.03572 291 204 67 20
217 Did you order a small dinner for two? 1.3673 0.03546 294 206 68 20
218 Dave, did you order dates on the pizza again? 1.3673 0.03799 294 214 52 28
219 We’re so excited you are finally having us for dinner. 1.3668 0.03416 289 198 76 15
220 Small Margherita and Basil, no? 1.3659 0.03736 287 206 57 24
221 Sorry, we heard 'meet lovers.' 1.3659 0.03604 287 202 65 20
222 I thought we ordered it without shrimps. 1.3659 0.03637 287 203 63 21
223 Thanks for not ordering deep dish. 1.3655 0.03510 290 202 70 18
224 Thanks anyway but we've never been big on pizza. 1.3649 0.03851 285 208 50 27
225 Have you been listening the whole time? 1.3649 0.03654 285 202 62 21
226 Next time I think we should order the Vegetarian. 1.3649 0.03721 285 204 58 23
227 See? Pineapple isn’t the weirdest thing you can put on a pizza. 1.3649 0.03551 285 199 68 18
228 Sometimes Pi is irrational. 1.3646 0.03693 288 206 59 23
229 I always wondered what the little plastic table in pizza boxes was for, but obviously this raises more questions than it answers. 1.3640 0.03842 250 176 57 17
230 We are done-just waiting for the check 1.3640 0.03636 283 200 63 20
231 Didn't you order the pizza with dates? 1.3640 0.03601 283 199 65 19
232 We’re ready to order. 1.3630 0.03756 281 202 56 23
233 You asked for a little Olive and a little Basil on your pizza, yes? 1.3627 0.03556 284 199 67 18
234 We ordered in and got delivered. Go figure. 1.3620 0.03739 279 200 57 22
235 Do you mind? We’re in the middle of something here! 1.3610 0.03936 241 171 53 17
236 I don't like the way they're eyeing our rug... 1.3600 0.03631 275 194 63 18
237 Sorry, we ate your breadsticks. 1.3600 0.03595 275 193 65 17
238 I told you to call Jonathan's Swift Pizzeria, NOT Jonathan Swift's Pizzeria. 1.3600 0.03704 275 196 59 20
239 The food was good but the floor is rather greasy. 1.3597 0.03780 278 201 54 23
240 Close the lid our food's getting cold. 1.3590 0.03721 273 195 58 20
241 At least it's not anchovies. 1.3590 0.03611 273 192 64 17
242 You ordered the 'Cheese Lovers' didn't you? 1.3590 0.03757 273 196 56 21
243 When I ordered a pizza big enough for two people, I didn't realize the two people came with it. 1.3583 0.03854 240 169 56 15
244 Excuse me, but this pizza is taken. 1.3583 0.04241 240 178 38 24
245 We may be the the 1%, but we own the pie! 1.3583 0.04031 254 186 45 23
246 Are we in your nightmare or you in ours? 1.3579 0.03513 271 188 69 14
247 Well, next time I ask you what you want on the pizza, don't say 'Surprise me!' if you don't mean it. 1.3566 0.03579 272 191 65 16
248 Did you or did you not ask for dates on your pizza? 1.3558 0.03622 267 188 63 16
249 Add this to pineapple and anchovies as things that should never be on pizza. 1.3558 0.03812 267 193 53 21
250 This is nothing. Wait until you eat the mushrooms. 1.3558 0.03812 267 193 53 21
251 We’re the lovers. The meat’s underneath. 1.3558 0.03992 267 198 43 26
252 There you are. We're ready to order. 1.3558 0.03583 267 187 65 15
253 Didn't you order a small Neapolitan and small Sicilian? 1.3558 0.03699 267 190 59 18
254 Well, didn’t you order two small lightly sauced Italians? 1.3534 0.03667 266 189 60 17
255 Slight error. They thought you ordered WITH two people not FOR two people. 1.3534 0.03743 266 191 56 19
256 Yes, well, no more surprised than we are. 1.3507 0.04197 211 152 44 15
257 You might want to avoid the mushrooms. 1.3502 0.03749 257 184 56 17
258 We asked a genie if he could make us a pizza. 1.3502 0.03790 257 185 54 18
259 The food is bad and the portions are small. 1.3492 0.03757 252 180 56 16
260 What? You didn’t order the extra small, two topping, date night special? 1.3492 0.03672 252 178 60 14
261 We are trying to think inside the box . 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
262 I knew that little table was for something. 1.3484 0.04307 221 164 37 20
263 What did you expect when you ordered dates on your pizza? 1.3484 0.03906 221 156 53 12
264 See Margaret? I said, what kind of restaurant has just one table? 1.3484 0.04259 221 163 39 19
265 I always wondered what that plastic thing was for 1.3484 0.04210 221 162 41 18
266 Well, you ordered the two-person pizza... 1.3480 0.03818 250 180 53 17
267 We were hoping to be served, not be served. 1.3480 0.03645 250 176 61 13
268 You ordered dinner for two? 1.3468 0.04145 222 162 43 17
269 You ordered Marguerita. Well I'm her husband. 1.3468 0.04337 222 166 35 21
270 This table is taken. 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
271 Finally. Can we get some more parmesan? 1.3468 0.04145 222 162 43 17
272 Now that you've interrupted us, how about a couple of drops of Chianti?" 1.3468 0.03943 222 158 51 13
273 Oh, so thats what those are used for? 1.3468 0.04290 222 165 37 20
274 Do you have a very small bathroom we could use? 1.3468 0.04045 222 160 47 15
275 Soooooo, do they tip or do we? 1.3468 0.03526 248 172 66 10
276 I SPECIFICALLY asked the hostess not to give us this table for this exact reason. 1.3468 0.03751 248 177 56 15
277 This is what you get when you order from Little Caesars! 1.3468 0.03879 248 180 50 18
278 We thought we were dining out on the piazza! 1.3468 0.03837 248 179 52 17
279 Honey, what is a tiny straight couple doing on our pizza? 1.3455 0.03983 246 181 45 20
280 Let's see Dean Martin sing about this! 1.3455 0.03589 246 172 63 11
281 At least you have your food. We haven't ordered yet! 1.3455 0.03680 246 174 59 13
282 Ah man... I said meat lovers NOT meet lovers. 1.3453 0.04080 223 162 45 16
283 What did you think the little table was for? 1.3448 0.04016 232 169 46 17
284 We're just as surprised as you are! 1.3448 0.04153 232 172 40 20
285 We used to live in a music box but the noise and the dancing were too much. 1.3443 0.03788 244 175 54 15
286 I know we probably look guilty, but the delivery guy actually ate most of it. 1.3443 0.03962 244 179 46 19
287 It's still better than Hawaiian. 1.3443 0.04046 244 181 42 21
288 I guess they’re back on the sauce. 1.3441 0.03757 247 177 55 15
289 Excuse me, we're in the middle of a conversation. 1.3430 0.03670 242 171 59 12
290 Come to think of it, those mushrooms did taste a little odd. 1.3430 0.03716 242 172 57 13
291 It's YOUR fault! Who orders dates on pizza 1.3430 0.03762 242 173 55 14
292 Would you mind closing the lid on your way out? 1.3430 0.03762 242 173 55 14
293 Hello, we're the Pepperonis 1.3430 0.04110 242 181 39 22
294 Take out for you but it's eat in for us. 1.3430 0.03852 242 175 51 16
295 The seating's a bit tight but the portions are huge! 1.3412 0.04071 211 152 46 13
296 This is so wrong, I ordered vegetarian. 1.3402 0.03990 241 178 44 19
297 One side makes you larger, and one side makes you small. 1.3402 0.03903 241 176 48 17
298 You can have our table, we are just about done. 1.3402 0.03903 241 176 48 17
299 That's correct. We are the Anchovies. I'm Dave and this is Gwen. 1.3389 0.03968 239 176 45 18
300 Why yes, our last name is Toppings! Why do you ask? 1.3389 0.03740 239 171 55 13
301 I've never had dates on a pizza before. 1.3389 0.03832 239 173 51 15
302 The lady said, 'For here or to go?' and we said yes. 1.3389 0.03832 239 173 51 15
303 ..and this is my wife, Olive. We're the Toppings. 1.3389 0.03692 239 170 57 12
304 You try finding a table on a Friday night. 1.3376 0.03642 234 165 59 10
305 So good of you to have us for dinner. 1.3376 0.03540 234 163 63 8
306 Hello. We're from Little Italy. 1.3376 0.04159 234 176 37 21
307 Staring won't make us leave this table one minute sooner. 1.3376 0.03886 234 170 49 15
308 The boys at Sal's have been playing with the 3D printer again. 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
309 We'll have a small pie, and a thimble of your house chianti. 1.3365 0.03987 208 149 48 11
310 YOU'RE surprised? We've just figured out why there's cheese all over the floor! 1.3365 0.04322 208 155 36 17
311 Are you the Donner Party? 1.3365 0.04429 208 157 32 19
312 Would you happen to have a late-harvest Reisling? 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
313 You have to admit, a personal pizza doesn't get much more personal than this. 1.3365 0.03928 208 148 50 10
314 I only ordered people on half... 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
315 We decided to dine in. 1.3365 0.03987 208 149 48 11
316 We’re the DeGiornos. Who’re you? 1.3365 0.04481 208 158 30 20
317 Well, the coupon did say the extra-large feeds four! 1.3365 0.04214 208 153 40 15
318 Breaking news, you ruined our dinner, too. 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
319 We’d like a to-go box, please. 1.3365 0.04045 208 150 46 12
320 You did ask for Olive and Basil. 1.3362 0.03941 229 167 47 15
321 We're still waiting for our salad. 1.3362 0.03793 229 164 53 12
322 Look, pineapple is one thing, but dates are where I draw the line. 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
323 Could be worse - at least it doesn’t have pineapple 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
324 Close the lid, I was about to pop the question! 1.3362 0.03941 229 167 47 15
325 We're sick of wedding cake. 1.3362 0.04085 229 170 41 18
326 And the strangest part of all this? Our last name is actually Toppings. 1.3362 0.03742 229 163 55 11
327 I'm Basil this is Olive. 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
328 Could you please ask the waiter if our small pepperoni is ready? 1.3362 0.04085 229 170 41 18
329 I asked them to top it with romaine and dates, not a romantic date. 1.3362 0.03990 229 168 45 16
330 We'll try your house red, please. 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
331 We're just having our dessert. This table will be available soon. 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
332 I guess I'll set the table for four 1.3333 0.03780 225 161 53 11
333 Look, your order form specifically stated ‘anything but pineapple.’ 1.3333 0.03832 225 162 51 12
334 Well, you ordered the date-night pizza! 1.3333 0.04034 225 166 43 16
335 I don’t know, honey—I ordered Hawaiian but these people look French. 1.3333 0.03832 225 162 51 12
336 You ordered small ? 1.3333 0.03832 225 162 51 12
337 I thought "Diners to Go" was just a misspelling. 1.3318 0.04106 223 166 40 17
338 Could you leave it open? We were promised al fresco. 1.3303 0.03977 221 162 45 14
339 I hope you tipped the delivery guy at least $5 or this could be you. 1.3303 0.04028 221 163 43 15
340 Oh, sorry, is this a personal pizza? 1.3303 0.03872 221 160 49 12
341 Look who's here...its a small world, isn't it? 1.3303 0.03818 221 159 51 11
342 You're so fond of 'thinking outside the box,' you figure it out. 1.3299 0.04482 197 149 31 17
343 What time do you close? 1.3288 0.04153 219 164 38 17
344 Wait til you see what comes in your Chinese 1.3288 0.03892 219 159 48 12
345 Excuse me, we're in the middle of something here. 1.3288 0.03838 219 158 50 11
346 That's on YOU for ordering the 'small vegetarian'. 1.3288 0.03727 219 156 54 9
347 Well, there goes the ambiance. 1.3288 0.03892 219 159 48 12
348 You didn't read the fine print on the discount coupon, did you? 1.3288 0.03946 219 160 46 13
349 Is it okay we seated ourselves? 1.3288 0.04102 219 163 40 16
350 Well you did order two smalls. 1.3288 0.03783 219 157 52 10
351 Hi there,we're the Pepperonis! 1.3256 0.04043 215 159 42 14
352 Would you have preferred anchovies? 1.3255 0.04137 212 158 39 15
353 Did you even read the coupon?! 1.3255 0.04082 212 157 41 14
354 Nice to meet you. We're the Chovies. Andy and Ann. 1.3255 0.04082 212 157 41 14
355 I do hate it when the waiters hover! 1.3238 0.03635 210 148 56 6
356 So glad to see you found someone, Paul. 1.3238 0.03936 210 153 46 11
357 Rod Serling's at it again! 1.3238 0.03571 210 147 58 5
358 Don’t worry, we took off our shoes. 1.3238 0.04161 210 157 38 15
359 This is much more civilized than our dining experience in the bucket of chicken. 1.3238 0.04050 210 155 42 13
360 This dating app really delivers. 1.3238 0.03818 210 151 50 9
361 Waiter!...this carpet's disgusting. 1.3238 0.04161 210 157 38 15
362 I asked Karen & Fred to order the pizza. They weren't kidding when they said they were on top of it. 1.3238 0.04374 210 161 30 19
363 I always wondered what those little plastic thingies were for. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
364 Welcome to Little Caesar’s. I’m the owner and this is Ann Chovy. 1.3238 0.04106 210 156 40 14
365 When you ordered the "cheese lovers topping" perhaps you should have been more specific. 1.3238 0.03936 210 153 46 11
366 I'm Al Fredo and this is my Aunt Chovy, just as you ordered. 1.3238 0.03993 210 154 44 12
367 We got tired of wedding cake. 1.3238 0.03818 210 151 50 9
368 There's your mistake: it's a piazza. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
369 Yes, we did clean our shoes; which piece would you like? 1.3230 0.04794 161 121 28 12
370 You realize that one of us are dreaming. 1.3221 0.04015 208 153 43 12
371 I didn't think I'd like a 'pop-up' restaurant. I was right. 1.3221 0.03898 208 151 47 10
372 We ordered a small couple, of pizzas. 1.3221 0.04185 208 156 37 15
373 Could have been worse, anchovies. 1.3221 0.04015 208 153 43 12
374 Are you god? 1.3221 0.04349 208 159 31 18
375 I specifically said deep dish, not family style. 1.3221 0.04015 208 153 43 12
376 Now I've seen pizza with everyting. 1.3221 0.03838 208 150 49 9
377 Quick, act like an anchovy. 1.3211 0.04397 190 143 33 14
378 You wiped your feet before you sat down, right? 1.3207 0.04294 184 136 37 11
379 We'd like the check when you get a chance. 1.3204 0.04038 206 152 42 12
380 It could be worse. We could be pineapple. 1.3204 0.04210 206 155 36 15
381 Sure it's small, but it's rent-controlled. 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
382 The last time I had this dream you weren't wearing pants. 1.3204 0.03979 206 151 44 11
383 Could you hold off on our order? We're waiting for a third. 1.3204 0.04038 206 152 42 12
384 You said anything but pineapple 1.3204 0.04096 206 153 40 13
385 Oh so that's what family-style is 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
386 Well,what did you expect? Blackbirds? 1.3204 0.04096 206 153 40 13
387 Honey, I think there was something in the wine. 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
388 Just when I thought this blind date couldn't get any worse... 1.3186 0.04348 204 156 31 17
389 Good evening. I'm Hal and this is Ashley, and we'll be your toppings tonight. 1.3186 0.04061 204 151 41 12
390 You ordered a romantic dinner for two, right? 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
391 Well, excuse us, but we thought we were having lunch on the piazza. 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
392 We had reservations about the mushrooms too. 1.3186 0.03687 204 145 53 6
393 You're surprised? You ordered a plain cheese and then asked for a small couple of your customer favorites in the middle. 1.3186 0.03816 204 147 49 8
394 Oh well, still better than pineapple. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
395 In a New York accent, "Hey, we're eating here!" 1.3186 0.03940 204 149 45 10
396 We are just waiting for the check 1.3186 0.03878 204 148 47 9
397 Great. They forgot the pepperoni. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
398 Well, we weren’t expecting you either! 1.3186 0.03878 204 148 47 9
399 I always knew those little things did more than just support the lid. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
400 You ordered the romantic dinner for two. 1.3186 0.04178 204 153 37 14
401 You can open the lid. We're just making small talk. 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
402 They were out of meat lovers, so you got us wine lovers instead. 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
403 We asked to be seated inside... 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
404 We ate the wrong side of a mushroom pizza. 1.3168 0.04144 202 151 38 13
405 Would you mind closing the lid? This is a private party. 1.3168 0.03835 202 146 48 8
406 We're just in it for the dough. 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
407 Ready for some small talk? 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
408 Well, I did tell them to throw on a couple of shrimps. 1.3166 0.04000 199 146 43 10
409 Keep it open. We prefer alfresco dining. 1.3166 0.03936 199 145 45 9
410 You're the one who ordered a pizza with dates. 1.3166 0.03871 199 144 47 8
411 Oh, sorry, is this your table? 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
412 We have to stop ordering pizza from the same people who make wedding cakes! 1.3166 0.04000 199 146 43 10
413 When you order a small, you need to be more specific. 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
414 You're right Caroline, they do look like people who would order dates on a pizza. 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
415 Probably good to be clearer when you order dates as a topping. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
416 The reviews said the food would "transport us to Italy," but it looks like we only made it as far as 34th Street. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
417 We discovered this pop up restaurant. Find your own." 1.3166 0.04063 199 147 41 11
418 Good evening, we're the Pepperoni's. 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
419 We're the Pepperoni's. Fred and Lois. You ordered small, right? 1.3166 0.04125 199 148 39 12
420 Hi. This is Ann and I'm Chovy. 1.3166 0.03936 199 145 45 9
421 You can have a slice if you bring us more wine. 1.3147 0.03958 197 144 44 9
422 If it's any consolation, we're not happy with our service either. 1.3147 0.04087 197 146 40 11
423 We ate your pizza. 1.3147 0.04451 197 152 28 17
424 The walls in this place are like cardboard. 1.3147 0.03958 197 144 44 9
425 The pizza was delicious. We'd like to see a dessert menu. 1.3147 0.04150 197 147 38 12
426 These two again? 1.3147 0.04333 197 150 32 15
427 Yes, we recall your wedding... and time hasn't treated you so well either, by the way. 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
428 They seated us, I heard someone yell, 'Pick up!' then everything went dark! 1.3147 0.04212 197 148 36 13
429 Hi, we are your surprise toppings. 1.3147 0.03892 197 143 46 8
430 Well, for the topping you said, "Surprise us." 1.3147 0.04087 197 146 40 11
431 Who puts dates on a pizza?! 1.3128 0.04237 195 147 35 13
432 Well, this is awkward. 1.3128 0.03845 195 141 47 7
433 Stop worrying! We put those plastic bag things over our shoes. 1.3128 0.04174 195 146 37 12
434 Your mother and I know that you’ve been smoking pot. 1.3128 0.04299 195 148 33 14
435 We ate the pineapple for you. You're welcome. 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
436 Could we get a table closer to a window? 1.3128 0.03775 195 140 49 6
437 Just recycling the plastic spacer; why do you ask? 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
438 Nice to meet you. We’re the Pepperoni’s. 1.3128 0.04174 195 146 37 12
439 Hi,I'm Pepper. I'm Roni. 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
440 What? You think they put these tables in here for no reason? 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
441 Well, they may just be "little plastic thingies" to you! 1.3128 0.04110 195 145 39 11
442 I said small Margarita pizza. Not small people drinking Margaritas. 1.3128 0.04360 195 149 31 15
443 Ah, about time - bring us two more glasses of the house red.” 1.3128 0.03980 195 143 43 9
444 We have the table until 8:30. Then it's yours. 1.3128 0.03913 195 142 45 8
445 Close the lid! You’re ruining the ambience. 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
446 We're good to go. 1.3109 0.04069 193 143 40 10
447 I'm sorry, this table was reserved months ago. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
448 Small world. 1.3109 0.03934 193 141 44 8
449 It's Gulliver's pizza, what were you expecting? 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
450 I asked them to hold the dates. 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
451 Who ordered two vegetarians. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
452 Do you mind? It's date night! 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
453 Did you say feta or meta? 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
454 The wedding cake gigs got to be a little too precious. 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
455 we are retired wedding cake figurines 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
456 You said you wanted a pizza with a little Aunt Jovi and a little Papa Ronny. 1.3089 0.04353 191 146 31 14
457 Did you, or did you not, order a small spicy Italian?! 1.3089 0.04024 191 141 41 9
458 You ordered the meat eaters pizza; we're the meat eaters 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
459 Can you leave the box open? It's a little warm in here. 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
460 Well, you wanted pepperoni, we’re the Pepperonis 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
461 We asked for privacy.” “Yeah, well we asked for a vegetarian pizza. 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
462 So that's what the thing in the middle is for... 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
463 Care to join us? There's more here than we can eat. 1.3069 0.03833 189 137 46 6
464 Don't eat the mushrooms! 1.3069 0.04116 189 141 38 10
465 The mushrooms were amazing. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
466 We believe the word is flat and divided into eight equal continents. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
467 Sorry, but it was the only table available. 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
468 I can't believe it. They got the toppings wrong again! 1.3069 0.04047 189 140 40 9
469 It's a smidgen wobbly, mind sliding a pepperoni under this leg? 1.3069 0.04184 189 142 36 11
470 Apparently they gave us the wrong table. 1.3069 0.04116 189 141 38 10
471 The travel agent told us that this was Little Italy. 1.3065 0.04159 186 139 37 10
472 Never stiff the waiter at the PIZZA WIZARD. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
473 We're the Peperonis who are you? 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
474 Pardon me, but we reserved the table two months ago. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
475 I asked for a table for two, I wasn't expecting them to deliver. 1.3065 0.04017 186 137 41 8
476 We would like to see the menu. 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
477 When I said, "Two Italians", I meant something completely different. 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
478 Wow, 3D printing has come a long way! 1.3065 0.04159 186 139 37 10
479 Rats! I ordered date and prosciutto and they left out the prosciutto. 1.3065 0.04089 186 138 39 9
480 But I ordered vegan! 1.3065 0.04229 186 140 35 11
481 Excuse us, we were just in the middle of something! 1.3065 0.04297 186 141 33 12
482 Whatever you do … DON’T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!” 1.3065 0.04364 186 142 31 13
483 We both felt like a little pizza tonight. 1.3065 0.04495 186 144 27 15
484 First they put us under a vent. Now this! 1.3048 0.04070 187 139 39 9
485 Bring us more wine from the mini bar. 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
486 Stop staring at my wife! 1.3043 0.04040 184 136 40 8
487 Honey, we need to send it back.. I specifically asked for thin crust, not upper crust! 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
488 Sorry, we ate your pizza. 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
489 I don't know where your pizza is. We're waiting for lasagna. 1.3022 0.03911 182 133 43 6
490 There's a tiny problem with the pizza. 1.3022 0.04137 182 136 37 9
491 Guess my phone autocorrected pepperoni to heteronormative again. 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
492 The order said 'Surprise me with the toppings.' 1.3022 0.04137 182 136 37 9
493 Spelling matters. I'm afraid you ordered a small piazza. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
494 Then next time don't order the family combo! 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
495 I don’t know, it was the “Date Night Special.” You order next time. 1.3022 0.04489 182 141 27 14
496 I Thought, I ordered a vegetarian... Not two 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
497 Never tell a pizza joint to surprise you. 1.3022 0.03911 182 133 43 6
498 I think we've been served. 1.3022 0.04352 182 139 31 12
499 This is not what I meant by a couple of toppings... 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
500 Who ordered the magic mushroom pizza? 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
501 Maybe next time order mushrooms on the pizza. Not order pizza when you are on mushrooms. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
502 My folks warned her--Marry him and you'll live in a cardboard box. 1.3000 0.03931 180 132 42 6
503 Don't worry. We removed our shoes. 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
504 Close the box! You're letting all the heat out. 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
505 Crap, they forgot the pepperoni again. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
506 Please keep it down. The kids are asleep in the breadbox. 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
507 Oh, we're sorry, this tables already taken. 1.3000 0.04162 180 135 36 9
508 We're sorry ... were those your anchovies? 1.3000 0.04010 180 133 40 7
509 Just because you set our table on your table does not make it your pizza. 1.3000 0.04010 180 133 40 7
510 Our portions were tiny, the AC seems to be broken — and the floor is disgusting! 1.3000 0.04380 180 138 30 12
511 Do you mind? We're trying to keep things in perspective here. 1.3000 0.03931 180 132 42 6
512 Help us Obi Wan Cannoli, you’re our only hope. 1.3000 0.04587 180 141 24 15
513 Disney was right I guess it is a small world after all. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
514 Congratulations, you found a topping worse than pineapple. 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
515 What ticks me off is we asked for a ' Table away from the kitchen'. 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
516 Were you expecting a little red checkered tablecloth, too? 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
517 I know what you must be thinking. But please, we made this reservation two months ago. 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
518 Do you mind? This is a working lunch. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
519 We wanted pizza that comes from Little Italy not pizza that comes with little Italians. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
520 I knew we should have gotten Chinese 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
521 This is what happens when you order magic mushrooms on your pizza. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
522 Whatever you do, don't order the "Shroom Special" 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
523 We're ready for the check. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
524 We're never ordering takeout from Little Italy again. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
525 And, if you see our waitress, tell her we're ready to order. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
526 Your Italian is pretty good. But you didn't order a small family pizza - you asked for a small family with pizza. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
527 Honey, after miraculously surviving the fiery furnace, these giants don't scare me one bit. 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
528 I told you Fred that I saw little foot prints on our last pizza ! 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
529 Ciao! We're from Little Italy. 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
530 It's our favorite little Italian place 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
531 Did you accidentally order peopleroni again? 1.2971 0.04459 175 135 28 12
532 Oh, so we're interrupting YOUR dinner, is that it? 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
533 Excuse me, but this is a personal pizza. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
534 We were a little short 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
535 How is this weird, Mr. “I-order-dates-on-pizza?” 1.2971 0.04233 175 132 34 9
536 Next time don't order from Little Italy. 1.2971 0.04074 175 130 38 7
537 I didn't know your parents were coming for dinner. 1.2971 0.04385 175 134 30 11
538 Can we PLEASE have some pizza quiet? 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
539 Hello. We're The Toppings, Ed and Sylvia Topping. 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
540 Pardon me - do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
541 All I know is we asked for a small table as close to the piazza as possible 1.2971 0.03738 175 126 46 3
542 We’re reducing our carbonara footprint. 1.2971 0.04604 175 137 24 14
543 Can't you see we're in the middle of our dinner? 1.2971 0.03910 175 128 42 5
544 I'll be more careful the next time I order a "Meet Lovers" pizza. 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
545 We started without you. 1.2971 0.04074 175 130 38 7
546 Didn’t you read the Groupon? 1.2971 0.04074 175 130 38 7
547 Okay, this is now officially the worst dining experience ever. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
548 You may want to avoid the wild mushrooms for obvious reasons. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
549 Don't look up. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
550 We're the secret ingredient! 1.2948 0.04337 173 132 31 10
551 Fred and Eunice Topping. Who are you? 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
552 You just can’t find a hidden gem in the city anymore without someone else discovering it 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
553 Do you mind? 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
554 You didn't order a date on your pizza?? 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
555 I always thought “family size” would be larger. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
556 Well, this will make for one strange restaurant review. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
557 You ordered "out"... We ordered "in" 1.2924 0.03951 171 126 40 5
558 Excuse me, but can we have some privacy here? 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
559 No, you ordered the MAGIC mushroom pizza. 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
560 Well then, next time don't order one with everything. 1.2924 0.04037 171 127 38 6
561 Did you order a pizza with dates? 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
562 You never wondered why it was shaped like a table ? 1.2924 0.04037 171 127 38 6
563 Hey, Bill. You ever wonder what those little plastic tables were for? 1.2924 0.04365 171 131 30 10
564 You ordered one with everything, right? 1.2924 0.04037 171 127 38 6
565 We’re on a date. A little privacy please. 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
566 Well, since you never invite us over, we thought we'd try this. 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
567 Yes, it takes BOTH of us to keep the cheese from sticking to the top of the box. 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
568 You must know Gulliver. He's the travel agent who signed us up for this "Taste of Italy Tour". 1.2924 0.04443 171 132 28 11
569 You're right, when you order two people, they come with a free pizza. 1.2924 0.04121 171 128 36 7
570 Yes, you must listen to our Lilliput Island timeshare presentation before eating the free pizza. 1.2924 0.04520 171 133 26 12
571 Could you close the lid? You're letting the heat out. 1.2907 0.03932 172 127 40 5
572 We didn’t order this either. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
573 So you're saying our pizza will have an even tinier couple at an even tinier table in the middle of it? 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
574 Don't stare Celia, if they're not vegetarian we don't want to provoke them. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
575 Do you mind, we're having a box lunch! 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
576 What do you mean you are closing soon? 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
577 Just be patient, we’ll be leaving in a minute. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
578 These days it's not enough just to have a wedding cake topper. 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
579 Yes, a piazza. What did you think you ordered? 1.2907 0.03844 172 126 42 4
580 We're the Pepperonis​, we had reservations for two. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
581 You’re disappointed?!! We’ll never get the anchovy smell out of these clothes. 1.2907 0.04017 172 128 38 6
582 I told you not to try to order in Italian! 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
583 I'm Fred, that's Margo; we're the Anchovy's. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
584 We'd prefer it closed, if you don't mind. 1.2907 0.04101 172 129 36 7
585 Would you mind closing the lid? we paid for the whole evening ... 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
586 Would you believe we lost our wedding cake gig? 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
587 Now I see why this Airbnb was only 50 magic beans a night... 1.2907 0.04264 172 131 32 9
588 Yeah, well we're not laughing either. 1.2907 0.04183 172 130 34 8
589 This is not what I had in mind when I asked if you wanted to share a pizza. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
590 I think I see the mix-up... I'm Ted Peppers and this is Abigail Bacon. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
591 We keep the cheese from sticking to the inside of the box. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
592 The wine is perfect, thank you! And we're ready to order now. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
593 Can you give us a minute? We are in the middle of something. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
594 Remember when we were happy like that? 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
595 Don’t mind us. We already ate. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
596 What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a box lunch before? 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
597 How did no one say anything about this on Yelp ... 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
598 We're the Olives--who are you? 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
599 Gary, this is an intervention. 1.2899 0.04146 169 127 35 7
600 ‘I think they ate the pepperoni ‘ 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
601 Luigi sent us. 1.2892 0.04103 166 124 36 6
602 For the record, we are in fact meat lovers. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
603 We just want to be left in pizza. 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
604 But you told ALEXA to throw in a couple of SMALL FOLKS with the order, didn’t you? 1.2892 0.04685 166 131 22 13
605 Somehow, I thought "family size" would be bigger. 1.2892 0.04014 166 123 38 5
606 Do you mind? We are trying to eat here. 1.2892 0.04445 166 128 28 10
607 Are we interrupting them or are they interrupting us? 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
608 Do you mind closing the lid? We're not done eating. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
609 These cartoons are increasingly just stupid. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
610 What are your small-plate options? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
611 Hi, you must be the extra large meat-lovers. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
612 We were downsized from the wedding cake gig. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
613 What? Like you didn't know what these were for. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
614 It’s a small world,isn’t it! 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
615 Big portions, lousy ambience. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
616 You wanted dates on your pizza? You got dates. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
617 Well,...you did order the family size pizza. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
618 I knew something was wrong when the lights went out. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
619 You might have suspected that Restaurant Week meant smaller portions. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
620 Yeah sure, like you never thought of this. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
621 You ordered a plain cheese and two small Italians, correct? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
622 Family size just isn't what it used to be. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
623 Would you pass me a flake of chili pepper? 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
624 And WE weren't expecting a bumpy ride on the back of a motorcycle! 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
625 New Yorker Style Pizza 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
626 Actually we ordered a table at a nice piazza. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
627 You did say "literally" when you ordered the pizza lovers special. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
628 Yes, we ordered a "large" and you must have ordered a "small." 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
629 Jim, did you order extra toppings? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
630 Oh and I bet THIS is somehow my fault too. 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
631 Get your own! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
632 Finally a vegetarian pizza made with real vegetarians! 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
633 Mind closing the lid? We're on a date. 1.2866 0.04035 164 122 37 5
634 Did you order Sicilian or the Lilliputian? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
635 You’re pissed? We spent eight minutes in the oven! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
636 A caprese salad and Steak Diane. What are you guys having? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
637 Did you order a wedding cake or pizza? 1.2866 0.04558 164 128 25 11
638 They usually get out before delivery and just leave the little table! 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
639 The portions at this place are huge. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
640 Death is not the end. 1.2866 0.04875 164 132 17 15
641 Hon, Did you order the two giants? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
642 Excuse me, this is a private luxury box! 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
643 Did you say light on Sardines or Sardinians? 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
644 You ordered Dinner for Two, again? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
645 Hurry up and finish, honey. I think they’re going to close soon. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
646 What—you think these tiny tables go to waste? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
647 Now I know what that little round thing in the middle of the pizza is for. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
648 Will you let our server know we have a seven o'clock show to catch? 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
649 Really? It looks like a little table because it IS a little table! 1.2840 0.03962 162 120 38 4
650 I've always wondered what that little thingy is for. 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
651 Not to worry. We eat very little. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
652 These are not the small Hawaiians I ordered... 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
653 Could you get our waiter? We'd like more wine. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
654 It’s called a personal pan pizza for a reason. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
655 No, they didn't get your order wrong. We're the Anchovies. 1.2840 0.04057 162 121 36 5
656 You said you wanted the meet lover’s pizza, right? 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
657 Oh, this is what the "Out-of-Box" experience looks like. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
658 They told us we'd have the table until at least 8:30. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
659 If you continue to rush us, don't expect a tip. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
660 Oh, we're the Mozzarellas. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
661 We're on a food tour of Little Italy. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
662 I always wondered what that little table was for... 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
663 Go ask Alice. 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
664 Look, we're not exactly thrilled about this table, either. 1.2840 0.03962 162 120 38 4
665 I thought we had this table until 7:30. 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
666 I know, but do you have any idea how hard it is to get a table at this place? 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
667 I told you Hank, no one orders dates on a pizza. 1.2812 0.04080 160 120 35 5
668 Who orders dates on a pizza, anyways? 1.2812 0.04080 160 120 35 5
669 Wow! Last time we use a discount coupon. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
670 Sorry, I ask him to think outside the box this time for a date night plan, but here we are again! 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
671 OK, that's the last time we order mushrooms with the pepperoni. 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
672 Another pizza place ruined by tourists. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
673 They said we'd be living in a shoe box if we moved to New York. Well, look at us now! 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
674 I'm curious, exactly what did you order? 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
675 At least they’re not pineapples. 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
676 What makes you think we ate it? 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
677 Every large pizza comes with two smalls. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
678 Can we get a little more pinot noir please? 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
679 "Well, this just tops everything" 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
680 Hi, we're Mama and Papa John. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
681 We used to be you ! 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
682 Which mushroom pizza did YOU order? 1.2803 0.04125 157 118 34 5
683 I told you it was too easy getting this reservation! 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
684 Can you give us just a few more minutes, please” 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
685 We're closed for Shabbat! 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
686 Excuse me...have you seen our waiter? 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
687 Because every place in Little Italy was booked. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
688 You ordered 'Family Style', not 'Family Size'. 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
689 Hope you’re Vegetarians. 1.2803 0.04025 157 117 36 4
690 We're the serving suggestion. 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
691 Well, we are both lovers and vegetarians...next time, be more specific. 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
692 It's a new little pop-up. 1.2803 0.04412 157 121 28 8
693 You wanted the spicy Italian? You gotta the spicy Italian! 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
694 What'd you expect from little Italy ? 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
695 Yeah, I'm Little Caesar. You gotta problem wid dat? 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
696 Thank You! We PREFER al fresco! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
697 It's not what we ordered either. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
698 I asked for pepperoni, not people only. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
699 Would you mind closing the lid. We’d like some privacy. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
700 I know you guys said You felt like a little Italian. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
701 No anchovies this time. Good. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
702 Well, at this point, it’s either eat or be eaten 1.2774 0.03941 155 115 37 3
703 ...and she'll have the linguine carbonara and a water, no ice. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
704 And this is why the table nearest the kitchen is never a good place to be seated. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
705 I guess we weren’t clear when they asked us “take out or dine in.” 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
706 Thanks so much. We were feeling so boxed in! 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
707 And you are...? 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
708 We were hoping for a quiet evening by oursselves. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
709 You're going to love this Magic Mushroom pie as much as we do! 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
710 Hey, we were here first. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
711 this is family size. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
712 Ugly sweater, Chad. Now shut the lid. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
713 Wait until you see what's in the antipasto salad 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
714 Could someone summon the Sommelier please. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
715 Would you mind closing that? It's letting the heat out. 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
716 But we ordered a same sex pizza. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
717 It's our new promo... small pizza with peopleroni. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
718 Get your own table! 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
719 What exactly is the meaning of "Fee Fi Fo Fum"? 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
720 Yes honey, these are the Toppings. Frank and Eleanor Topping... 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
721 Yeah, well imagine *our* surprise when we realized the telemarketer's angle on a free 'Italian vacation.' 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
722 Sorry about your pizza. We got hungry on the way over. 1.2774 0.04626 155 122 23 10
723 Extra large with 'Surprise Me' topping' is our favorite, too." 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
724 Damn dyslexia! I meant to order a ‘family-size’ pizza! 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
725 Keep a lid on it, will ya? 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
726 Not quite what I had in mind when I ordered 'family size' 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
727 Do we LOOK like anchovies? 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
728 Avery? Is that you? Small world. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
729 Ask them where they got the chairs. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
730 Did Rod Serling answer the phone when you ordered from Twilight Pizza tonight? 1.2774 0.04148 155 117 33 5
731 Despite pinching pennies in retirement, Susan and Rick will never order the "Surprise 2 for $2 Topping" on their pizza again. 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
732 The toppings were great, but we left the crust for you. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
733 We’ve been waiting 15 minutes for you. May we have menus, please 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
734 Those are the two weirdos who ordered dates on their pizza 1.2774 0.04534 155 121 25 9
735 Would you mind closing the box? I think he's ready to propose. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
736 Thanks! It was like a sauna in here. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
737 Please move us to a table away from the kitchen. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
738 This is the ‘’meet lovers’ pizza! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
739 Do you mind? We're having a private conversation here. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
740 This is the hottest spot in Little Italy. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
741 No, we're not gluten-free. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
742 You’re walking on thin crust, buddy. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
743 Next time please specify: Hold the Throckmortons. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
744 This beats the top of a wedding cake and it comes with a table! 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
745 Keep the damn thing open for a while, will ya? 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
746 I thought they did away with the “happy meals” surprises. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
747 Would you mind not slamming the lid? 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
748 The Groupon said dine-in only. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
749 You ordered a small vegetarian and a small Hawaiian? 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
750 You order pineapple on your pizza you get leprechauns. Thats life. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
751 No, we're not Sicilian; we're Neapolitan. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
752 Pleased to meet you. We're the Pepperonis. 1.2745 0.04840 153 123 18 12
753 You’re ruining the ambiance. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
754 We're the 'couple of toppings' that you ordered. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
755 Finally! We’d like a half cheese, half pepperoni. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
756 the fuck you lookin' at? 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
757 Can you close that? You're ruining the ambiance. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
758 Won't you join us. We're the Pepperoni's. 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
759 Close that lid right now or I'll give you a pizza my mind! 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
760 We ordered the extra small. Still waiting... 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
761 You must be the Pepperonis. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
762 You're not exactly what we ordered either! 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
763 Hi! We're Edith and Ralph Pepperoni. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
764 So Miss Modest here tells the Genie, “to be honest, we just want to downsize and do some traveling.” 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
765 It was either this or subletting a calzone. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
766 They always screw up the toppings! 1.2745 0.03960 153 114 36 3
767 I specifically told them 'no anchovies and no miniature people.' 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
768 We booked three months ago. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
769 I don’t suppose you know what happened to our appetizers? 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
770 no we are not taking off our shoes! 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
771 You think this is awkward, our friends got delivered in a calzone. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
772 Geez, that was rough! Which one of you drove home? 1.2745 0.04067 153 115 34 4
773 That's us, Tony and Annette Pepperoni. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
774 Geez! No one can have a candlelit dinner these days. 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
775 When your this small, you develop a thick crust. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
776 Could you bring us a couple of candles, and then close the lid, please? 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
777 We'll never trust Zagat again 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
778 We're just as surprised as you are but I guess you have to think outside the box. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
779 Why so surprised? You ordered the party pizza. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
780 You act as if you have never seen the inside of a computer before. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
781 I’m Angela and he’s my husband Anthony. We’re the Pepperonis. 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
782 Close the damned box — you're letting all the heat escape! 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
783 Would you care to join us? 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
784 It smelled so good we couldn't resist..... 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
785 You ordered the 'unique dining experience' pizza - delivered. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
786 A word to the wise, never send a pizza back to the kitchen at a Sicilian pizza joint. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
787 We’ll have a bottle of your finest wine. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
788 Sorry, we thought this table was available. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
789 Yeah? Well who's that up above looking down at you? 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
790 Do you mind? Our dinner is getting cold. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
791 We think your eyes are bigger than our stomachs. 1.2733 0.04112 150 113 33 4
792 Oh, you'd better believe this is going in my Yelp review. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
793 Focus groups suggested we would make the pizza seem bigger 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
794 This is the last time you get to pick the toppings George. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
795 Look, kid, you ordered a two topping pizza. Well, I’m Jack Topping and this is Harriet, my wife. Now you got exactly what you wanted, so quit your bellyaching, 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
796 Oh good, you're here - I'm ready for that second glass of wine now. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
797 Can we get some more bread rolls? And, when will our pizza be ready? 1.2733 0.04002 150 112 35 3
798 This isn’t the quiet dinner I had in mind. 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
799 We'd like the check now, please. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
800 You ordered a large peopleroni, right? 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
801 We asked to dine in but got take out instead. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
802 But you ordered it with everything 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
803 We decided to begin without you." 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
804 You did order the "Hello, Dali"? 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
805 Do you mind closing the lid? Pizza's getting cold. 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
806 'Quick! Pretend we are anchovies and hope they pick us off.' 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
807 What’s with the forks? 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
808 They did it again Ralph, people instead of pepperoni. 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
809 Everybody thinks it’s to keep the box top from smushing the pizza. 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
810 Did someone order two 12-inch Italians?" 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
811 You said we ordered the meat lovers? 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
812 Call them back, we got those people in there again. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
813 Papa John said what? 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
814 Are you the entertainment? 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
815 Would you mind cutting up a slice in one inch pieces for us? 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
816 Pizza-A-Boo! 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
817 Mr. and Mrs. Gulliver I presume. 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
818 You're letting out all the heat. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
819 Didn’t you order ‘any two toppings?’” 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
820 Any idea when those salads are coming? 1.2703 0.04022 148 111 34 3
821 Why else would someone put a table in every pizza box? 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
822 Lisa, meet my parents. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
823 Hey! Can we get a little privacy here? I was about to propose. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
824 We've been downsized. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
825 You said you wanted a surprise topping. 1.2703 0.04022 148 111 34 3
826 You were expecting anchovies? 1.2703 0.03786 148 109 38 1
827 See, this is why I always get DiGiorno. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
828 Do you think we should get a divorce? 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
829 Do you mind? You're destroying the ambiance. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
830 Sorry folks, we have reservations. 1.2703 0.04558 148 116 24 8
831 I thought that we ordered the Family Size 1.2688 0.06330 93 76 9 8
832 We'd offer to share but the portions here are really small. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
833 Were you expecting pepperoni? 1.2667 0.06079 90 72 12 6
834 Everything is fine. We just kneaded the dough. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
835 Hey, if you wanted privacy you should have ordered a calzone. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
836 If you see our waiter, can you ask him where our appetizers are? 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
837 Maybe the next time you order the "2-for-1" special, you'll actually read the fine print! 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
838 I see you live in a box too. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
839 Honey, did you order a meet lovers pizza instead of meat lovers pizza? 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
840 Phil and Marlene Anchovy. Who are you? 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
841 We ate all the pepperoni. Now close the box. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
842 This IS extra-cheesy. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
843 Yeah, we’ve been waiting for our pizza too! 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
844 Hi. We’re the Pepperonis. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
845 Nice try gentlemen, but clearly this box is taken. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
846 I knew I shouldn't have ordered mushrooms. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
847 I'm sorry. Were we expecting you? 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
848 Little Caesars. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
849 Ken and Barbie were downsizing, so we scooped it right up! 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
850 Close the box -- you're ruining the ambience 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
851 This might be the right time for you to start thinking outside the box! 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
852 We couldn't get a table at the restaurant so we got one to go. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
853 at least the cheese is not stuck to the lid 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
854 Next time, tip. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
855 Hiiii! I’m Bob. This is my wife, Betty. We’re the Anchovies! 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
856 I could swear he told me we would eat dinner in the middle of a PIAZZA. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
857 Sorry. We were a little hungry." 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
858 You did order a pie with dates. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
859 Don't worry, you can always scrape them off. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
860 How long before the pizza gets here? 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
861 Big Tony, I presume? 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
862 The food is good, but the ambiance leaves something to be desired. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
863 The good news is we didn’t walk around much. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
864 Thanks...it was getting abit stuffy in here. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
865 I guess we should start eating outside the box. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
866 It’s hard to think outside the box. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
867 "It's cheesy, but I was about to propose. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
868 That's it, Barbara! We're moving to a corrugated community. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
869 The heated floor is nice. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
870 We asked for "to go" and here we are!! 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
871 Don't look so disappointed. We were expecting pizza too. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
872 Well, it's not like I'm sitting on a pile of dough! 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
873 Do you know where the bathroom is? 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
874 Sorry, you ordered a small---we ate it. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
875 We should report them. They are probably here illegally. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
876 Yes, we're Hawaiian. 1.2653 0.03901 147 110 35 2
877 We are your subconscious saying you really want to go out to eat. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
878 Excuse me,we're trying to enjoy our pizza hut. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
879 You say “pizza”..... I say “piazza.” 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
880 So you expected a pizza? So did we! 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
881 What? I told you we were having Jeff and Susan for dinner... 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
882 See darling, I told you the Earth is flat. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
883 I knew that Groupon for dinner on an Italian Piazza was too good to be true! 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
884 Oh, that’s what they are for. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
885 'It's just a cheesy little date night.' 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
886 We’d like another thimble of Chianti. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
887 I hear they eat the left overs. 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
888 Who ordered the personal size pizza? 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
889 This isn't what I thought "meat-lovers" would mean. 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
890 We're centrists. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
891 Our job is to prevent the cheese from sticking, but our passion is making sure you leave 5 stars. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
892 At least it’s not pineapple. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
893 What did you think this thing was for? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
894 These aren't the toppings I ordered. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
895 Better us than anchovies.” 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
896 This is why we always check the box before leaving the store. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
897 Don't forget to write a review on Yelp 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
898 Then what *did* you order? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
899 So, are you two guys together? Not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
900 Yes, this is the small party pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
901 We never agreed to think outside the box. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
902 The last we remember is complaining about the sauce to the pizzaiolo's grandmother. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
903 We were hoping you’d have a little cabernet. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
904 Next time, don't order the mushroom special. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
905 Bernie, I've told you a million times to watch your diction when you order a personal pan pizza. They sent the person in pan pizza again! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
906 There's hair on my pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
907 I think you've confused 'A Little Taste of Italy" with "A Taste of Little Italy". 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
908 Mabel, I said I just wanted a small dinner, not small diners. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
909 Could you please grab our waiter? He’s with the breadsticks. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
910 We weren't dressed right for the wedding cake. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
911 Next time let’s go without the mystery topping. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
912 You should look up. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
913 It was delicious 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
914 Either way you slice it, we are what you eat. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
915 It was your idea to have the Smalls to dinner! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
916 We're about finished, so you can have our table. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
917 Have you ever heard of knocking? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
918 I know, right? They call it a regular, but let's face it, it's a small. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
919 How do you do? I’m Pepperoni and this is my wife, Olive. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
920 No, "Meet Lovers Pizza" was not a typo. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
921 Are you ready to take our order? 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
922 Are they at least Sicilian? 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
923 Well this does make your order extra cheesy. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
924 I shouldn't have asked for everything on it. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
925 It's a little undercooked. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
926 Does a light come on when the box is closed? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
927 Do you mind? It's date night for us too and we just sat down. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
928 Not shrimps again! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
929 This is the last time we ask for a table for two close to the kitchen 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
930 Gulliver’s Pizza almost deliver on their promise” 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
931 We come with the "Meet Lovers" pizza. Did you want "Meat Lovers"? You'd be surprised how often this happens. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
932 Can you please tell our waiter we need another bottle of Chianti. 1.2590 0.03999 139 105 32 2
933 Sometimes you feel like a little Italian 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
934 Pizza Hut introduces the new Weed Supremo. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
935 Our friends told us it’s a cheesy restaurant, but we had to see for ourselves 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
936 Well, you ordered a large with everything. We're the Brockmans. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
937 People who complain about pineapple on pizza have never had dates on a pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
938 They were out of mushrooms. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
939 They didn't have a booth." 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
940 New York is really big and scary, but you can't beat Little Italy's cuisine. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
941 This is the hottest place in Really Little Italy. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
942 At least it's not deep dish. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
943 Close the box Ma, I was just about to pop the question. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
944 Waiter,this table is wobbly,and the floor is sticky! 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
945 The waiter asked us if we wanted “take out” and I guess that’s what we got! 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
946 We're the house special. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
947 Well we heat the oven to 375 degrees, so you decide. 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
948 Where’s my meds Mike? 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
949 That’s what that middle thing is for! 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
950 Did you order vegetarian? This looks like Olive and Herb. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
951 You said you wanted a pizza for two with everything on it. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
952 Of course we are GLUTEN FREE. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
953 Why else would this little table be here? 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
954 We weren't happy with our order either. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
955 I ordered pizza for two--not two for pizza. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
956 I swear the family-size gets smaller every year. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
957 Little privacy? 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
958 Next time, don't order it with everything on it. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
959 We’re tired of wedding cake 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
960 Can you close the box, dude? Your man boobs are totally killing the mood 1.2590 0.04826 139 112 18 9
961 YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE? 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
962 We asked to be seated away from the kitchen. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
963 They Said It Would Serve 4 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
964 Well, this still isn’t as weird as pineapple on pizza 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
965 Son, your Mother and I are on our Date Night. Close the lid. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
966 Not the topping you ordered? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
967 But I ordered a large psilocybin mushroom. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
968 It's not what were expecting either....... 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
969 Yes, we're ready for small plates dining to run its course, too. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
970 Sorry to interrupt date night, but do you know where all the pizza went? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
971 We ordered pizza to go, too. What's your point? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
972 They did advertise dine-in and delivered. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
973 Oh, thank god. I don't think I could've taken any more of this small talk. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
974 Just a couple of small things about your order. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
975 Shut the lid, would you? The pizza's getting cold! 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
976 I will never order pizza from Jack and Jill in The Box again 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
977 This wasn't my idea. The pizza delivery guy thought it would be hilarious. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
978 The Couple of toppings you ordered 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
979 You ordered from Little Italy? 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
980 Sorry, sir - I believe that we reserved this table until 9:30 pm 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
981 Maria and I didn't know that on Tuesday night at Mystic Pizza you could volunteer to be part of a magic show! 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
982 Imagine how we feel? We just wanted a quiet moment and a bottle of Chianti 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
983 Do you see the eye in the lid of the box? When the moon hits it, that's amore! 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
984 Did you guys bring your own wine and chairs? 1.2537 0.04327 134 104 26 4
985 Here we were having a nice conversation until you went and opened our box with your big hands and your big face and your stupid big clothing. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
986 You know you've thought of it too. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
987 Sorry. We distinctly requested a table on the piazza when we made our reservation. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
988 They said this was the only table for two available! 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
989 Welcome to Gulliver's Pizzeria. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
990 "Oh good! we were just starting to think outside of the box." 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
991 Honey I think we got the wrong table. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
992 I have a feeling they’ve confused our orders. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
993 I'm thinking separate checks. 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
994 Pardon me but this is s personal pan. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
995 Well, you did order the vegetarian pizza. Although technically I’m vegan and he’s vegetarian. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
996 Do you mind? It's our anniversary! 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
997 I told them to put on a little of the toppings, not the Lilliput Toppings! 1.2537 0.04700 134 107 20 7
998 See, even this guy takes her out for a real dinner. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
999 It's a GPS mistake. We don't like it either. It's hot, muggy and smells funny in here. 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
1000 Thank you. This pizza was just the right size for the two of us. 1.2537 0.04196 134 103 28 3
1001 Again! I was very specific,no Lilliputions! I don't care if they are wild caught. 1.2537 0.04933 134 109 16 9
1002 Comes with your Prime membership 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
1003 So much for a romantic dinner. 1.2481 0.04051 133 102 29 2
1004 Don't ever complain at Lil' Luigi's about sitting near the kitchen. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1005 Do you mind? We're just looking for a little piece and quiet! 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1006 As they say, you are what you eat. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1007 Hey! We've been waiting for this table for 45 minutes! 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1008 I ordered feta, not meta. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1009 You said you wanted "a little Italian." 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1010 This table sucks, we're lookin' right into the kitchen 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1011 At least they aren't pineapples 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1012 No, we can't get up. Our feet are stuck to the cheese. 1.2481 0.04051 133 102 29 2
1013 Since we sat down at this table it's been a nightmare. Now, may we please see a menu. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1014 Ahem, you're ruining our pizza and quiet. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1015 We’d ask you to join us but we’re a little short on dough 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1016 Top this! 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1017 You knew this is not what I meant when I said a little Italian sounded good. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1018 You did ask for the "Italian Family Style"..... 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1019 Well, you did order personal size. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1020 Delivery from Little Italy? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1021 What did you expect from Amazon? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1022 They're nice. But they're not what I ordered. 1.2481 0.04051 133 102 29 2
1023 Sorry, there was only enough for us. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1024 Well, that review did say it was a whole new perspective on the dining experience. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1025 We've been waiting for an hour. Where's our waiter? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1026 Yeah, we know. It makes no sense whatsoever. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1027 I’m sorry but you ordered a pizza with everyone on it! 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1028 We ordered to go! 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1029 What?! This isn't what you were expecting when you ordered the date night special? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1030 Do us a big favor. Think outside the box. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1031 Don't mind us, we just like to eat inside the box. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1032 I thought we ordered the anchovies. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1033 A little privacy here... 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1034 We saw this little table and thought it would be the perfect place for our dinner date! 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1035 The tux and gown are only for the wedding cakes. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1036 We are trying to make the most of that lab accident. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1037 You won’t believe what I had to go through to get this reservation. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1038 I didn't order a pizza with dates. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1039 If you plan on joining us you'll have to bring your own chairs. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1040 Do you mind? It took us four months to get this table. 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1041 you searched for romantic DINERS to go?! 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1042 Can we get a 'to-go' box? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
1043 So,that's what you're supposed to do with that little plastic thingy... 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1044 What kind of mushrooms were on this pizza? 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1045 Now you know what what this little thing is really meant for. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1046 Are you our waiter? 1.2481 0.04122 129 99 28 2
1047 smallest popup restaurant ever 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1048 Well what did you think they meant by personal pan pizza?' 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1049 This tiny house fad has just gotten out of hand 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1050 Sorry, we were drinking and forgot to get out of the box. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1051 Hi,We're the DiGiornos. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1052 You ordered two smalls, right? 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1053 Any way you slice it, we’re not leaving! 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1054 We're Pie Protection Services, we have a right to be here. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1055 I said I wanted "vegetarian"...not "vegetarians"! 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1056 Don't order the pie with "magic mushrooms". 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1057 It's not like we're as controversial as pineapple toppings. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1058 Sorry, we were here first. 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1059 Size matters? 1.2481 0.04267 129 100 26 3
1060 You wanted a vegan topping? Well, we're both vegans. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1061 Now you know why the restaurant is called "Little Italy". 1.2481 0.04267 129 100 26 3
1062 We order you to take us out. 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1063 Be careful when you say,’I really wish we could downsize.’ 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1064 Which topping DID you order? 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1065 First,do you have any dogs or cats? 1.2442 0.06393 86 72 7 7
1066 We’ll be done in 30 minutes or less. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1067 Could we get different table? This one is a bit wobbly. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1068 So what were you expecting from Lilliputian’s Pizzeria? 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1069 The pizza is great but the atmosphere sucks. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1070 We saved the crusts for you 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1071 It’s like looking in a mirror, but 500 pizzas ago. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1072 You don't want to know what we found on our pizza. 1.2441 0.05088 127 105 13 9
1073 Hey, its a small world after all. 1.2441 0.03987 127 97 29 1
1074 Thank you for not ordering anchovies. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1075 Could you keep it down? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1076 Bite me. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1077 Gulliver, I found your toys! 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1078 Well, at least you finally know what these things are for. 1.2441 0.04837 127 103 17 7
1079 We asked for a cozy corner but ended up in this box. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1080 Watch out for the mushrooms. 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1081 This isn't our order, Albert. This is the Smiths! 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
1082 You asked for the Anchovey's. I'm Bill and this is Maude Anchovey. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1083 Congratulations, you’ve been selected to participate in a customer satisfaction survey. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1084 It’s a matter of perspective. 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1085 It's okay--we're gluten free. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1086 Call Ant-Man. Tell him we found his parents. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
1087 Could we see the menu now, please? 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1088 They seem very upper crust. 1.2441 0.04432 127 100 23 4
1089 It's cheaper than a taxi. 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
1090 Do you mind? We're having a private conversation about surrealism. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
1091 Carl, I think the LSD is kicking in. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
1092 Dang. It's the Anchovys again. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1093 We were going to leave but our feet are stuck in the cheese. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1094 Could we see a dessert menu!? 1.2400 0.03835 125 95 30 0
1095 Dining on pizza tonight was clearly our idea first. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1096 I specifically said no Dates ... 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1097 No, sorry, we're not recyclable either. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1098 The drinks are great, but the decor's a little cheesy. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1099 Oh, sorry! We thought it was an empty table. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1100 He said his brother was out of town and we could use the place for the weekend. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1101 Happens all the time. You ordered two individual pizzas. We're the two individuals pizza. 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1102 Hey, Buddy! This is a private party! 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1103 Your daughter seated us. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1104 It's a compromise. She wanted take-out, I wanted dining in. 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1105 It was the only table we could get! 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1106 We prefer dining in. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1107 Are you related to Gulliver? 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1108 We elected to dine in! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1109 Cheese! 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1110 They're right when they say it can feed a family. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1111 This is the special from Gulliver’s Pizza. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1112 I love meat lovers pizza 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1113 We're the Anchovies. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1114 I swear the Lilliputian Pizza came with three last time. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1115 Do you mind — this is a private party. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1116 Guess who's coming to dinner? 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1117 Could you close the lid? That ceiling light rather spoils the mood. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1118 Just what type of mushrooms did you request? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1119 I say Pinot Grigio is the best choice. She says a Merlot is a better pairing. What do you suggest? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1120 You may have ordered Take-out, but we ordered Dine-in. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1121 Are we still in Brooklyn? 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1122 So that's what they mean by personal pizza. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1123 We just want a little pizza and quiet! 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1124 It's from Little Italy! 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1125 This place makes the best meet lovers pizza. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1126 I asked for a little parmesan but I guess they thought I said a little Pam and John. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1127 Quit trying to order dates on a pizza. It's not a thing. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1128 I asked for a two-person pizza... 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1129 Wee deliver! 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1130 Do you mind? We asked for a private table. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1131 Ugh, they gave us the Robertsons instead of the Mitchells. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1132 OK, we’ll leave. But we’re taking our chairs with us! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1133 Really..? Who owns a two-legged table? 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1134 Can I get some service over here? 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1135 Never mind that Jerry! But are you sure it’s gluten free?! 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1136 Since you ordered the extra-cheesy, the engagement ring is in her glass. 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1137 You ordered a personal pie right? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1138 We’re just thankful they didn’t seat us in a calzone again. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1139 Yes, hi, we're the Crusts 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1140 Is it too late to change our order? 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1141 It was all we could get on short notice 1.2400 0.04738 125 101 18 6
1142 Yes, exactly! I'm Basil, and this is my wife Olive. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1143 You could at least have taken your shoes off. 1.2400 0.04600 125 100 20 5
1144 Thank God you didn’t order the calzone. 1.2400 0.04311 125 98 24 3
1145 Hey! We ordered the private dining experience! 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1146 You guys better be vegetarian! 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1147 There are healthier options. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1148 Uh,.... 7:00- What time was yours? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1149 We've had three glasses of wine. Could we PLEASE see a menu... 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1150 She said 'Okay so where do we eat,' and I said 'Tonight let's think out of the box.' 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1151 We enjoyed the garlic appetizer. What are the mains? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1152 Don’t ever order a mushroom pie! 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1153 Sorry. ‘OpenTable’ seems to be having some scheduling problems lately. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1154 If you wanted us bigger, you should've ordered an extra large. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1155 Well, I'm Tony Anchovy and this is my wife, Elaine. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1156 Blame the app. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1157 Please call for help. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1158 Uh, it's not what it looks like! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1159 Steve Peppers and my wife Olive. And you are? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1160 We’re from that Matt Damon movie nobody went to see.” 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1161 Consider ordering a large next time. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1162 Can’t you see were having a private conversation? 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1163 How much did you tip? 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1164 We have a reservation. 1.2377 0.03870 122 93 29 0
1165 Is this Stuart Little's house? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1166 No, we're not delivery. We're the Digiorno's. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1167 Glad it’s not a calzone? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1168 Piss off; we're Welsh. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1169 I’ve always wondered what the tiny table was for... 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1170 First home delivery from Little Italy? 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1171 So much for personal pies... 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1172 You want a pizza me?! 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1173 You've been served 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1174 Honey, in New York you have to enunciate. It's pizza in a box NOT piazza in a box. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1175 Slice of Life 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1176 We were here first 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1177 Close the lid - we're getting cold. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1178 We love what you've done with your pizza box! 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1179 Have you entered the Twilight Zone, or have we? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1180 I told you to order pepperoni. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1181 Next time ask for extra parm so we don’t need to bring our own chairs. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1182 This was the only way we could get here in 30 minutes or less. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1183 Oh no, not again. More of those giants who eat the floor. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1184 I told you, don't order from Little Italy 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1185 It’s their date night special. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1186 Wow, the daily special was literally a "Couples Pizza" ! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1187 Then the genie says to me: “What a stupid goddamn wish!” 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1188 The new Little Caesars 2 for 1 deal. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1189 I always wondered what that little plastic disk was for. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1190 We're the Petersons, they were out of pepperoni. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1191 They told us we'd be dining on the piazza. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1192 AHHH, giants!! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1193 Did we invite you? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1194 We were told this was Little Italy. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1195 Oh..Is this table taken..?? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1196 I think they got our orders mixed-up 1.2377 0.04041 122 94 27 1
1197 Well, I did order a little dinner for two. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1198 That’s the last time I order the everything pizza. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1199 Why did you order Lilliputian? It’s worse than anchovies. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1200 I asked for very little oregano, not very little Oregonians. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1201 You distinctly ordered 'people only'. Not pepperoni. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1202 We ordered take-out. I guess you ordered in. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1203 Grub Hub brought us some company for dinner! 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1204 Yes, we’re the voices inside your head. NOW could we get a little privacy on our night off? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1205 We didn’t order the extra large. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1206 Can you, at least, take off your shoes? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1207 Would you mind!? We're trying to have a private conversation here. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1208 We weren't sure what to expect when we signed up to an authentic Italian Airbnb 'experience' 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1209 Nothing better than pizza with a couple of friends. 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1210 So, were you the guys who wrote "Drink me" on our wine glasses? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1211 PLEASE! We asked not o be disturbed. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1212 Excuse us, this is a private pie. 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
1213 You ordered the small singles topping pizza. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1214 On the third wish she, unfortunately, said to the genie, "Gee, I could really get down on some pizza." 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1215 You are what you eat. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1216 You know the pizza's good when it has a small clientele. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1217 PLEASE CLOSE THE BOX. WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN!​ 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1218 I thought I ordered the large. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1219 How about three slices for each of you, and one for each of us? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1220 You ordered a two-person pizza, right? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1221 Yes, we also ordered 'family style' pizza." 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1222 I promise we'll leave in thirty minutes or less. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1223 Exactly what did you think these things are for? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1224 Well. then what did you think these things were for? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1225 I ordered Italian sweet pepper topping, not sweet Italian people on top. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1226 Mind closing the lid, it's our date night. 1.2377 0.04041 122 94 27 1
1227 Can you believe people just throw these away? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1228 Yes, this is the "Little Italy" special. What were you expecting? 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1229 I say this is taking a small intimate pizza place too far 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1230 Next time, no pineapple. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1231 Is a little privacy too much to ask for? 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1232 The maître d' said we could sit anywhere. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1233 Honey, the Lyft drivers are here 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1234 We're the small intimate dining experience you ordered. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1235 Honey, say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Topper. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1236 Next time we’d like a little more pie and a little less fee fo fum 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1237 We wanted to dine in, but they only have delivery. 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1238 Well, the wine bottle was labeled “Drink Me”... 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1239 I’ll try the tiramisu and he’ll have the gelato. Thank you. 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1240 Yeah, we're the Anchovie's--what's it to you? 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1241 I'm starting to regret eating the mushrooms off this pie. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1242 Are one of you finally going to take our order? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1243 We'll take some Parmesan. And two small umbrellas, please. 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
1244 If you don't mind, this pizza's kinda personal. 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1245 We chose the dine in option. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1246 They are taking meat lovers a bit too far 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1247 Normally, we clean up and leave when the guy rings the doorbell, but it's our twenty-fifth anniversary. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1248 I know you asked for vegan but we're actually pescatarian." 1.2333 0.05122 120 100 12 8
1249 It’s little plastic tables all the way down! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1250 They really need to take the Russian Doll Pizza off the menu. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1251 The Wi-Fi in here really sucks. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1252 Do you mind? We were having a moment. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1253 We took really, really, tiny bites. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1254 What are the specials tonight? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1255 Hi! We’re Ted and Tina Topping 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1256 To be honest, it did say : Mini pizza for two... 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1257 Hello, we're the Pepperonis. Do you have any red wine? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1258 May we see the dessert menu, please? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1259 I did warn you that binge-watching old Twilight Zones was risky. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1260 Can we have a little privacy here? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1261 Can we get some service here. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1262 Do you mind? We were just having a moment here! 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1263 So sorry...we asked for a Giant sized 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1264 I hope you don't have allergies. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1265 If you could dim the lights this would be more romantic. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1266 We were carrying our chairs and spotted this table and then it went dark. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1267 Would you mind if I used the Little Girl's Room? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1268 Please, a little privacy. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1269 Could we have some privacy, please? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1270 Sorry, but the moon hit our eyes 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1271 Everyone told us to try the pizza in New York...so here we are! 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1272 Why don’t WE ever go out? 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1273 Our pizza has arrived. It appears we're having guests for dinner. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1274 Looks like when Tinkerbell isn't working for Disney she's just like us. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1275 Sorry to impose, but do you have a restroom we can use? 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1276 Would you like to order us to go? 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1277 The Chair? IKEA. The table was already here. 1.2333 0.04841 120 98 16 6
1278 It's a well balanced Chianti. Why do you ask? 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1279 Sorry...we ate all the mushrooms. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1280 I'm Steve Topping, and this is my wife, Marla. 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1281 Mind if we join you? We're a little hungry. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1282 Margret Bridleman, you have been served 1.2333 0.04694 120 97 18 5
1283 We specifically asked for a table NOT near the kitchen! 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
1284 Get over it. Toppings mistakes happen. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1285 That's the last time I do bottomless mojitos. 1.2333 0.04543 120 96 20 4
1286 It says right in our ad, “the taste of Little Italy in every pizza.” 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1287 I knew someday it would happen. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1288 Hi, we're the Anchovies. I'm John and this is Mary. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1289 I don't think we are in Kansas anymore 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1290 As long as you're here, could you get us another bottle of the Chardonnay? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1291 Maybe you ordered take-out, but we're eating in. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1292 Do you mind? This pizza table is reserved. 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1293 I'm guessing you didn't read the fine print when you ordered the dinner for two. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1294 Are you taking Groupon tonight? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1295 Oh my God..." "Yeah, they forgot the fucking olives again. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1296 The sign said, 'Please Seat Yourself.' 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1297 Hello, we are Mr. and Mrs. Pepperoni. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1298 Looks like we're having the neighbors for dinner tonight! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1299 We’re trying to be mindful of portion size. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1300 Are you the Millers? We are supposed to have dinner with the Millers! 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1301 Do you mind? This is an intimate conversation. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1302 I thought we ordered pepperoni. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1303 Is it closing time already 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1304 It's what you get when you order Li'l Caesars...pizza, pizza. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1305 We are the Pepperoni's 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1306 It's tough getting a table in Manhattan! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1307 I'm afraid we ate all the anchovies. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1308 That’s the last time I call Little Caesars 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1309 One minute we were playing "Wheel of Fortune" and the next minute we're here. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1310 Sorry, we already reserved this table. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1311 Sorry, honey. When they said every kind of meat I didn't think it would be this... awkward. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1312 Is it hard to think outside the box? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1313 We said “to go” not “two to go.” 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1314 They said you ordered a couple of toppings. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1315 I told you it was a small restaurant. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1316 Way to ruin the mood, fellas. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1317 NYC apartments are getting smaller and smaller 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1318 Well, you asked for the meat lovers pie, and we're the meat lovers! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1319 Do you mind? It's personal. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1320 Do you know how hard it is to get a decent table here? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1321 Did you check inside the box before you paid for it? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1322 I really hope you're vegans. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1323 We asked for a table in the 'Twilight Zone' section. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1324 Did you tip the delivery boy? 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1325 While racing to beat the 30 minute deadline we accidentally tore the space-time continuum. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1326 Look, dumbass, I’m tired and I have a very thin crust. Just bring us some menus! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1327 Uh Oh, I think they forgot to unzip the compressed file from the online order before they delivered it. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1328 You wouldn't happen to have an appropriately-sized bottle of wine? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1329 Just be thankful you didn't order pad thai. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1330 You ordered with an extra couple toppings? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1331 Jack and Carol Pepperoni, and you? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1332 Not to worry, we're Italian. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1333 They forgot the anchovies, again! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1334 Waiter. We'll take the Chianti while we're waiting for our pizza. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1335 Last thing we remember was goin' to 'Aladdin'--and later talkin' about downsizing over takeout. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1336 do you mind? we are kind of in the middle of something 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1337 So you mind! We waited an hour for this table. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1338 I ordered margarita with pepperoni not margarita with peopleonit 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1339 We’re time travelers from when the earth was believed to be flatbread.” 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1340 You're taller than the first waiter we had. So where's our order? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1341 We're the two-for-one special. 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1342 Ummmm... Are they edible? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1343 They forgot to add olives again 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1344 I'm sorry, we've been waiting longer than you. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1345 I'll have the Petit Syrah 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1346 We combined Uber and Uber eats." 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1347 Could we move please? This table feels sort of boxed in. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1348 We ordered Pizza Surprise. Did you order it, too? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1349 May I ask a small favor? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1350 It happens when we're exposed to heat. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1351 Don't mind us. We're just here to prevent the box top from smashing into the pizza. Go ahead, dig in! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1352 You ordered a cheesy couple? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1353 This is your first order from Cracker Jack Pizza isn't it ? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1354 If you care to join us, we can change to a large. 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1355 What up, home slice? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1356 First the place isn’t gluten free, now this? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1357 I always wondered what those little things were for... 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1358 I mean, I guess we could share. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1359 I'm not so sure about this sharing economy thing anymore 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1360 Could we have a little wine 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1361 Despite being left out of the economy, we little people have to eat too. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1362 I knew that little piece of plastic was actually a dining table, you just have to open the pizza carton quickly enough... 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1363 I wondered why he said 'Sardinians'... 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1364 The kids were right, it is a table! 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1365 Second thoughts about the Meat Lovers Special, eh? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1366 Yes, you've opened the pizza dimension. It's a dimension not of sight and sound, but one of bizarre toppings. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1367 It's about time! Can you Instagram this moment for us, please? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1368 ¨I`ll have a vodka tonic hold the ice and make it quick we´ve only got the baby sitter till 11¨ 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1369 Do you mind? You're really killing the ambience. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1370 Chuck and Emily Best, here. We understand you've tried all the rest. 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1371 A big pizza pie, that's amore. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1372 We're celebrating a small promotion. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1373 Did you order a few toppings or a couple of toppings? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1374 This tiny house thing has gotten WAY out of hand! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1375 You requested a slice-of-life dining experience. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1376 And you thought it was just to hold up the box top. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1377 Yeah... Well... we were shut in a box, zipped up in a bag, and thrown in the back of van so we will be taking our time to finish. And yes we ate your cheesy bread”. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1378 Well, you did order shrimp on your pizza. 1.2308 0.05061 117 97 13 7
1379 That’s not right…… We ordered the vegetarian. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1380 You didn't think our table was used only as a pizza saver? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1381 Those transporter settings are whacky again Scotty! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1382 Did you order two small ones? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1383 Its been 30 minutes since we’ve seen anyone; some more wine please? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1384 Use spellcheck next time! This is a piazza! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1385 It's okay, we're Italian. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1386 You ordered The Fractal? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1387 Hi, we’re the Pepperonis! And you must be the party at 412 East 53rd. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1388 What company did you call, again? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1389 We are the shadows of things that have been, ghosts of date nights past. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1390 What was in the cannibis? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1391 I could ask you the same thing 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1392 You ordered the party pizza? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1393 The service here is awful. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1394 If you see the waiter, we're still waiting for our breadsticks too. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1395 Sweetie, Look up... 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1396 You ordered a large with everything, right'? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1397 Could you shut the lid, I'm about to propose! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1398 Jim, I told you to order a couple of pizzas, not a couple pizza. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1399 They ate all the sausage. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1400 Can I get another drop of the house Cabernet 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1401 We knew the reduction sauce sounded weird, but at least the table doesn't wobble. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1402 Not what I meant by “plain.” 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1403 She's Pepper and I'm Ron. Now if you don't mind, we are in the middle of something here 1.2308 0.04096 117 91 25 1
1404 Honey, I thought we ordered pepperoni... 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1405 Honey the look on their faces is priceless, this is definitely the ultimate food experience! 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1406 Who you callin' extra large? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1407 We got it first. 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1408 Are we dining in or eating out? 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
1409 I ordered a large. Not a personal. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1410 Ahem, this was supposed to be a personal pan pizza! 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1411 Honey, I thought we were going to try mushrooms for a change. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1412 Oh! You asked for a little salami, not a little sommelier on your pizza. Sorry about that 1.2308 0.04914 117 96 15 6
1413 I don't know why you look surprised, we ordered out. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1414 I'm sorry but we made a reservation ages ago. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1415 How did you hear about this place? 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1416 They're dining in. 1.2308 0.04272 117 92 23 2
1417 I was certain we ordered veggie. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1418 And topping of the day to you, too. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1419 Which one of you is our sommelier? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1420 I know, it was $2.50 extra. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1421 Next time, honey, let's think of date ideas outside the box. 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1422 Oh c'mon! Do you know how long it took to find chairs to match these free tables? 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1423 Ever heard of knocking? 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1424 One couple's take out is another couple's dining in. 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1425 When you ordered you said, "Surprise me!" 1.2288 0.05022 118 98 13 7
1426 I ordered from that new “Eat-In Pizza” in joint. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1427 Yeah, we ate your pizza, but you can keep the nice little plastic table. 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1428 What? You've never heard of Lillipizza? 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1429 Do you mind? This is a party for two. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1430 Well, I don't think that combining anchovies and pineapple is right, either. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1431 Pizz-off 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1432 Is there NO privacy!! 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1433 I asked for extra mini peppers, not Mr. & Mrs. Minipepper. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1434 It seems like the portions just keep getting smaller. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1435 It's not Dijiorno and it wasn't meant to be delivered to you! 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1436 You asked for meat lovers. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1437 Hi, we’re Bob and Nancy Pepperoni – I’m guessing we’re not exactly what you had in mind. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1438 Dominoes meets the twilight zone 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1439 Perhaps ‘cardamom and date’ was an overventuresome choice of topping. 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1440 Do you mind? We're having a private conversation. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1441 Il menu ha detto sorpresa italiana per due. Allora eccoci qua. Buon appetito. 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
1442 And, in spite of all that, neither of us spilled a drop. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1443 We'll take the cheque 1.2261 0.04631 115 93 18 4
1444 We've finished. Would you please bring the check? 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1445 We specifically requested a table al fresco. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1446 I think they mixed up our orders. 1.2261 0.04289 115 91 22 2
1447 Like you can’t afford to skip a meal. 1.2261 0.04464 115 92 20 3
1448 We're ready to order, could you send our waiter over? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1449 Hey, let me look at those coupons again. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1450 I told you we should've stayed in! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1451 Not what we meant by "carry out." 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
1452 They were out of anchovies. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1453 Hey! We're in the middle of something here! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1454 It was the only table available. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1455 You don't know pizza until you've squished it beneath your toes. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1456 All right, we’re part of the food chain - but could we have an appetizer before we become one? 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1457 You ruined the moment! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1458 Hey! I'm trying to propose here! Do you mind? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1459 He forgot our anniversary again. This is the only table we could get. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1460 I didn’t think Jack would still be in the box. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1461 We know... this tiny house stuff has gone too far 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1462 Excuse me, but can we get some pizza quiet? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1463 Please set the lid down GENTLY! 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1464 Who orders dates on a pizza? 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1465 care to join us for a slice? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1466 So much for the private table. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1467 We wiped our shoes! 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1468 Another bottle of your house wine please...to go 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1469 Close the lid, she just cut the cheese 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1470 I don't know about you, but I'm gonna post one heck of a Yelp review. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1471 We were expecting the sommelier. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1472 Mr. and Mrs. Anchovy? 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1473 The Airbnb listing specifically said, 'Don't open the pizza box.' 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1474 Can we sit at the minibar instead? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1475 How about waiting until I give her the engagement ring? 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1476 Do you mind? We're having a moment here. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
1477 We, too, were disappointed they forgot the pizza. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1478 Congratulations! You're the one millionth customer. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1479 Surprise! It’s pizza for two in an intimate setting. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1480 The hostess told us the table was available until 8:00pm. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1481 You did order the surprise topping! 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1482 Do you mind? We're trying to have a quiet dinner here. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1483 I hope this isn't an expiration date 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1484 I guess one couple’s piazza is another couple’s pizza. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
1485 A little privacy would be nice. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1486 Just to remind you about portion control. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1487 The pizza was great. Let us finish our wine. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1488 You ordered a pizza with everything on it. I’m Harry Everything and this my wife Lois. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1489 Mushrooms on pizza warp one's perspective. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1490 I see Sal's has really gotten clever with their gourmet toppings. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
1491 You ordered the "Couples Special." 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1492 I'm Mozzarella and this is my wife Olive. 1.2232 0.03952 112 87 25 0
1493 It’s pepperoni all the way down. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1494 You ordered a vegetarian pizza: we're vegetarians. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1495 We qualify as everything. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1496 We are celebrating not being in a calzone. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1497 We are the topping on the extra-cheesy order. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
1498 oh fuck!! fuck fuck fuck— okay— it's just like we practiced— start shitting everywhere 1.2198 0.05806 91 77 8 6
1499 The line was around the block so they are creating in-box chat rooms while we wait. Won't you join us? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
1500 Can we see a wine list? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
1501 Technically we're a topping, why? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1502 Didn't I say 'no toppings'" 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1503 Trust me. We are equally confused. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1504 I'm Pepperoni. She's Extra Cheese. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1505 These Airbnbs are getting weirder and weirder 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1506 Hey, close the lid! You are ruining the ambiance. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1507 Finally! I'd like to speak to the manager; we had to eat the carpet or we would have starved! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1508 Hey, it's New York. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1509 So that's what it's for. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1510 I distinctly said we want a table on the piazza. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1511 Alternate universe? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1512 You took more than thirty minutes, so our dinner is free. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1513 We can't tell if it's an eye or a duck's head either, but it's one creepy pizza box lid. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1514 Hey! We're talkin' here! We're talkin' here! 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1515 Do you mind? We're still waiting for our appetizers. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1516 Can we see a dessert menu? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1517 Oh, you wanted a small, MEAT lovers. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1518 You ordered the ‘shroom topping, right? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1519 You wouldn't have a few drops of Chianti?" 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1520 Well, at the time we thought "Downsizing" was unrealistic. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1521 We just can't stay away from these little plastic tables. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1522 Did you order a Lilliput topping? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1523 So we finally find some matching chairs, and now this happens ...” 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1524 Just cut them a bitty slice, how much can they eat? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1525 Hi. Here's your pizza from Lilliputian's on 8th. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1526 The floor is sticky. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1527 We”ll take it. What’s the rent? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1528 They forgot the cheese. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1529 Oh, thank God. Would you be a mate and top me off. I am having the Merlot. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1530 Oh good, they did not forget the anchovies. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1531 Miniaturize yourselves and join us. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1532 It's time for the pizza de resistance. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1533 Please put the ceiling back! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1534 We asked for home delivery. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1535 I think you two really ought to consider something other than pizza for dinner tonight. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1536 Could you repeat today's specials? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1537 Take another little pizza my heart now baby" . . 1.2182 0.05385 110 94 8 8
1538 It’s not delivery, it’s Dine-In. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1539 Oops! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1540 It's a little Italian restaurant in every box. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1541 You ruined the lighting 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1542 I can’t believe they seated us by the kitchen. 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1543 Well this tops everything! 1.2182 0.05227 110 93 10 7
1544 The delivery driver got it wrong again! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1545 I wonder what goes on when the lid is closed. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1546 They ran out of room in the lasagna so they moved our table here 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1547 I hope your floor is cleaner than ours. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1548 Did you folks order the small piazza? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1549 As your little voice, I'm asking you, for once, to lay off the pizza. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1550 Last time I let you pick the toppings. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1551 Honey, did we order Betty and Steve in a deep dish or on thin crust? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1552 They said we can have the table until 7:00. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1553 This new place really puts the "meta" in Mediterranean style. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1554 To be honest, we were expecting something a little fancier and definitely more private. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1555 Don't you just love the adventure of a progressive dinner? 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1556 You know, pal, there's a big difference between ordering a couple Italian seasonings or a couple seasoned Italians!" 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1557 We took a wrong turn in Little Italy. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1558 Yours is in the oven.... 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1559 At least there isn't pineapple on it. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1560 Yes, we’re the Pepperonis. What’s your point? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1561 It' a a puppetroni pizza. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1562 Yeah, well, you can’t be as unhappy as we are about this. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1563 Do you have any hot sauce? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1564 C’mon, you gotta start thinking outside of the box. 1.2182 0.03956 110 86 24 0
1565 Hurry up and order another pizza, we're starving. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1566 Which part of "immersive dining experience" don't you understand? 1.2182 0.04161 110 87 22 1
1567 You need a lot of dough to dine here. 1.2182 0.05065 110 92 12 6
1568 Do you how hard it is to book a table this size? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1569 It's not delivery, it's a reminder of your stale marriage. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1570 Happy birthday dear Gulliver... happy birthday to you! 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1571 Sorry. We'd asked for a little vino on the piazza. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1572 We're here to provide ambiance 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1573 It definitely beats living in a matchbox. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1574 Does this look like a free table to you? 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1575 The order said, dinner for two 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1576 Are you sure this is vegan? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1577 Oh man, they forgot the garlic butter! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1578 Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the Fantastic Voyage pizza. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1579 We’re the upper crust topping 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1580 There’s always a catch when they say zero calories. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1581 You guys get out more than we do. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1582 We can’t always be sitting on top of wedding cakes. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1583 Well, you did order from Little Italy. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1584 Who’s the large Meat Lover? 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
1585 'It was the only way we could get you to visit us.' 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1586 Looks like they mixed up our Uber Eats order. 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1587 Ugh, I specifically said vegetarian. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1588 Get the feeling there is a whole world out there we know nothing about? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1589 It's the Omnivore's Dilemma, extra mushrooms. 1.2150 0.05316 107 91 9 7
1590 Looks like we were delivered to the wrong address 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1591 It's a Chateau Petrus 2015 Bordeaux. You did order the special topping? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1592 Do you mind? We're waiting for our toppings. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1593 Looks like it needs a bit longer in the oven. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1594 Whew, thanks for opening the box! It was as hot as an oven in here! 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1595 Were you raised in a barn? 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1596 You ordered the small special. What were you expecting? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1597 You ordered the small. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1598 I hope they didn't order the meat lovers special. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1599 We are here to personalize your pizza. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1600 I didn’t order two toppings! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1601 That's Amore 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1602 All I'm going to say is that they shouldn't have built the nuclear power plant and pizza table factory next to each other. 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1603 You're not our waiter!! 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1604 Why do people say that they just want a little Peppe or Ronnie, then act surprised when we get here? 1.2150 0.04410 107 86 19 2
1605 We bought the immersive experience. 1.2150 0.04205 107 85 21 1
1606 They ran out of pepperoni. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
1607 And--yes, we're using the chili flakes packet later as a mattress. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1608 You said the pizza ‘s ‘on us,’not the other way around! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1609 Frank, did you order a party pizza again? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1610 Want to see strange? With a large pie, it's eight of us at a dining room table. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1611 If this isn't your slice of Americana, then whose is it? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1612 Miniature golf is more fun. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1613 Could we see your dessert menu? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1614 You ordered the Lilliputian? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1615 I hope you’re not hungry. We ate all your toppings. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
1616 They always forget the pepperoni... 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1617 Mario and Maria had to leave early but they rated the pizza a 5 and the Chianti a 3 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1618 I think it's only fair that you have the crust. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1619 Well, where in hell is our pizza ? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1620 We asked for a table in the corner! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1621 Yes, well frankly we're a little miffed too for not being considered a deluxe topping! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1622 Gulliver’s has the best pepperoni pizza in the city 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1623 Maybe if you kids didn't order out so much you could afford to buy a nice New York style apartment like ours. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1624 We'd like to see your giant manager. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1625 You're the one who ordered "chef's choice" as a topping! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
1626 ‘Do you mind giving us a spin?’ 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1627 This is the 'upper crust' pizza. All the slices of pie are ours. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1628 Yup, this is the small cheese lovers pizza. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1629 Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1630 I thought the “flashback special” meant something with mushrooms on top?!? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1631 This must be one of those yuppy, artisan style pizza everyone's been talking about. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1632 Then why did you order shrimp topping? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1633 It looks like ‘Giant’s Pizza’ wasn’t an amusing typo. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1634 We were hoping to keep a lid on this. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1635 That's right---a slice of life. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1636 Do you mind? We'd like a bit of privacy for our anniversary dinner! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
1637 Is this from that little Italian place around the corner? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
1638 That's why they call it a box lunch. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
1639 Well, I see we’ve both gotten on with our lives, Lloyd. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1640 Look, we don't like this any more than you do. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1641 Can we please see the dessert menu? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1642 -So... are we the ones in a Black Mirror episode or they are? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1643 It's mother's day and seating was limited. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1644 We’re the Anchovie’s. It’s a pleasure to meet you. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1645 We brought pizza from that little Italian joint. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1646 Thank you. We were hoping to dine al fresco. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1647 Not as weird as you ordering pineapple on your pizza. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1648 Care to join? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1649 You ordered the Family Style Pizza, didn't you? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1650 Could you wait five minutes? I'm trying to propose here! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1651 You ordered the 'Escape From New York'? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1652 These are not the toppings we ordered 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1653 Do you have anything to remove grease spots? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1654 Do you mind? We waited 3 months for this reservation 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1655 We ate the whole thing. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1656 We'd appreciate a little privacy. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1657 Well hello, you must be Pat. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1658 looks like their is a small couple of problems with our pizza 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1659 I ordered pepperoni, not “people only”! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1660 Garcon, another bottle please. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1661 Where is our food? The service here is terrible!" 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1662 you're letting the heat out, asshole! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1663 It was actually kind of romantic with that sliver of light reflecting off the surface of the cheese. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1664 Did we take mushrooms or ask for mushrooms? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1665 Are you the waiter? We have a tall order for you. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1666 You said, 'with everything.' 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1667 I know this seems a little cheesy for a first date 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1668 Well I'm not sharing! 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1669 Did your order a couple of mini pizzas--or a mini couple? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1670 Still better than pineapple. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1671 This is a personal pan pizza. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1672 We were just having a slice and watching Ant-Man and boom, here we are. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1673 They forgot the pepperoni! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1674 You stay in your universe, we'll stay in ours! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1675 The pizza company shorted us as well! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1676 We just purchased a tiny house! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1677 So put on some Allman Brothers and we'll guide you through this Denver mushroom pizza. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1678 Do you mind? We asked for their most private table! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1679 We applaud your choice of toppings. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1680 Trust me, we're delicious. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1681 So that's what the thing in the pizza box is for! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1682 It's cheesy but it can be so comforting to think inside the box. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1683 Don't laugh-you haven't lived until you've experienced Little italy. 1.2095 0.03991 105 83 22 0
1684 When we ordered the special, I had a different take on what a meal for two would be. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1685 Is that what we ordered, pizza for two? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1686 This was the only table to be had. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1687 Thanks for having us over, whats for dinner? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1688 It's our anniversary and you know how hard it is to get a table in this city. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1689 Well you did order a plain white pizza 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1690 Excuse me, I've had this reservation booked for a month! It's our anniversary for crying out loud! Would you please leave us alone to enjoy this meal? I mean seriously the one time we get a sitter and decide to make a night of it and you come along?! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1691 You're letting all the heat out. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1692 They said it was either this or the kid's section 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1693 Nice neckbeard, chubbo. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1694 I think they’re trying to tell us something 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1695 See, Reggie, this is why you always read the fine print of the Pizza Palace promotional coupon. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1696 Looks like they added a couple toppings. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1697 We ordered the 'miniature'...And you? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1698 Best we could do on as tiny budget. Now close the lid, please 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1699 I dunno, it seems kind of "meta"... 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1700 It's nice, actually. But you need to put baggies over your shoes. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1701 You knew it was personal when you ordered it. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1702 Meta, schmeta. You’re letting the heat out. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1703 Who invited them to dinner? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1704 We decided it was time to downsize. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1705 Look Frank, even our meal is having a romantic meal. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1706 Actually she’s Canadian. I’m the Hawaiian. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1707 Whose idea was it to add those magic mushrooms, anyway? 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1708 Hi! We're Lilapizzans 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1709 A mixed race couple? You don't see that every day! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1710 We don't recommend this place.. the floor is cheesy. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1711 Getting inside the box was easy; finding a waiter is another story altogether” 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1712 Peopleroni? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1713 Do you mind cutting us off a little piece? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1714 I didn’t order the family meal! 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1715 Good thing we ordered an extra large. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1716 What's wrong, too cheesy? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1717 IKEA Spring Sale. The carpet is Italian, supposedly. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1718 It´s Jonathan Swift's pizza recipe. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1719 Did we order the pizza..or did the pizza order us? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1720 Are you the manager? I have a complaint about the carpet. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1721 So who told you about this great little Italian place? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1722 Do you mind?  It took us weeks to get this reservation, and they just barely squeezed us in. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1723 Ask them if they're non-GMO. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1724 Go to Recursion Pizza" she said- "it'll be great" she said.. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1725 What?! You've never seen one-legged people at a three-legged table? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1726 Well, I never thought of that thing as a little table. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1727 I said "This is my favorite little Italian place." 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1728 Hey, we made reservations for this pop-up months ago. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1729 Are you two veggie-lovers? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1730 I ordered a family pizza, not a family 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1731 Would you please put our tiny house roof back. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1732 Must be authentic Italian. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1733 Don't eat anything that comes in a box. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1734 You ordered the party for two special ? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1735 The crust is just too thick for us. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1736 It seemed cozier than the Airbnb hat box on 74th and Park. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1737 It's actually a pretty good price for a Brooklyn studio! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1738 You seem to have taken our table.... 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1739 Grub Hub? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1740 Let’s just say he won’t be slicing pizzas again anytime soon. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1741 Good pizza - can we get two more glasses of wine? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1742 They call it an ‘immersive dining experience.’ 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1743 I ordered cheese lovers delight not cheese lovers fight 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1744 Well.. What did you think Family Style meant? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1745 Do you deliver? We need a ride home. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1746 And you’re in a pizza, too! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1747 We'd love to have you join us. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1748 Two more glasses of Chianti please. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1749 We’d like a bottle of your best Chianti, please. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1750 That little plastic thingy looked like a table to us! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1751 We’d like also a small pie to go, please. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1752 I'm going to have to ask you to keep that closed. This table gets a really bad draft. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1753 Sorry, my parents can impose sometimes. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1754 Wait, did you order the 'Meat Lovers' or the 'Meta Lovers'? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1755 Hey! Gawkers! We're having desert, over here! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1756 We decided to eat in 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1757 You ordered the personal pizza again? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1758 We're still not ready to order. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1759 So you're telling me you did not order Pepe and Ronnie? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1760 I don't think this is what "Pizza-gate" was referring to. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1761 Look, lady, you should have asked these questions _before_ you ordered the special. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1762 Can we move to a table near the lid? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1763 All she said was,"I wish there was a quicker way to downsize." 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1764 Stare much? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1765 Ugh, I made this reservation months ago. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1766 You know how hard it is to get a table at Grimaldi's. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1767 Do you mind? We're just looking for a little ambience here. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1768 I thought you ordered a Hawaiian. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1769 Don't order the mushroom pizza. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1770 Where I come from, it's rude to stare. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1771 They delivered the wrong one --this is not vegetarian. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1772 We're here in Little Italy. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1773 Did you invite Harriet and George? 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1774 Just go away; this is OUR hut. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1775 I think we'll need a to go box. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1776 “Do you mind? I was about to get lucky.” 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1777 I told you the food delivery app was a little buggy. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1778 When I ordered a personal size, I didn't mean my in-laws. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1779 Can I speak to a manager? 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1780 This is a personal pie. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1781 Lab-to-table. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1782 Our chihuahua's in the tiramisu. 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1783 Oh, hi. We’re the Pepperonis, Guido and Maria from Little Italy on East 48th. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1784 I told you the Chef's Surprise menu was a bit wonky for a Monday night. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1785 THIS is the family-sized pizza? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1786 Yeah, not exactly our idea of "pizza delivery" either. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1787 I think it is much more hygienic to use the 3-legged plastic wheel to keep the pizza from sticking to the box. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1788 So much for the giant opening we were promised. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1789 No,No! don't touch them. I think they are Russian dolls. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1790 Don’t pay him any mind, honey. He’s just the ghost of pizzas passed.We’ll skip the hot’n’spicy next time. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
1791 We asked for a table away from the rest room. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1792 Is this someone's idea of a joke? 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1793 I don't think this is what I meant by little Italy 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1794 We’re here to talk about wise food choices. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1795 Well, what did you think a Liliputian pizza was? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1796 This is the new two for one promotion. 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1797 I'm Bianco and she's Margherita 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1798 Thanks. It was getting stuffy in here. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1799 Is this 3804 Beanstalk Lane? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1800 When I ordered the “cocktail party” pizza, I thought we’d be getting double cheese with shrimp and olives. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1801 Wait til you see what happens next time you order Chinese food. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1802 Indeed, you ordered a small Margarita; may I introduce you to a small Margarita. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1803 Please let us eat in peace...close the lid and we'll be done in a half hour. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1804 Don’t you think a few laps up and down the beanstalk would be better than a large pepperoni? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1805 They must have put the wrong type of mushrooms in your pizza! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1806 You ordered Neopolitan. We're the Neopolitans. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1807 We'll take the check now, please. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1808 I'd say the date night special is as advertised. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1809 They took my vegetarian pizza order way too literally. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1810 We're your pop-up Happy Birthday card; music to follow! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1811 We paid extra to eat in the cook's kitchen, to be up close and personal with her creations! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1812 You ordered a small ... what did you expect? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1813 Do you mind? I was just about to propose. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1814 Well you shouldn't have ordered a Piazza then ... 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1815 How much did you tip the delivery guy? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1816 Magic Mushroom Pizza! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1817 Would you mind closing the lid, I think he was just about to pop the question? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1818 Honestly, it was supposed to be family sized 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1819 Well, it’s your choice of course, but you should know that we’ve both eaten peanuts, tree nuts, shellfish, wheat and soy within the last 24 hours. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1820 You should have ordered Deep Dish! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1821 She wanted to be taken out to eat. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1822 We're dining al fredo 1.2059 0.05457 102 88 7 7
1823 Hey, we're just as surprised as you are! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1824 Didn't you order a piazza? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1825 Don’t worry, we took our shoes off before walking to our table. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1826 You wouldn't have a coupla microliters of Chianti laying around, wouldja? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1827 It’s all in the delivery! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1828 They said it was a family pie but this is ridiculous. 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
1829 No need to stare, we've just downsized. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1830 Hi, we're your new neighbors and we thought we'd share a large pizza with you. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1831 What? You never heard of wine in a box? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1832 I thought you said you wanted everything on it? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1833 I'll have another glass of the Cabernet. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1834 Hey. Wait a minute... These people aren't Sicilian! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1835 Do you mind leaving the light on when you leave? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1836 It's okay, we're not wearing shoes! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1837 This is how everyone can leave a smaller footprint. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1838 Taking dining in to whole new level I see 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1839 We love the new retractable roof! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1840 we had a rough ride here now would you let us eat in peace 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1841 I asked for family size, but?? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1842 I thought piccole persone just meant a small pizza. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1843 Yep, they're real cute, but where's the damn pie? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1844 ...and we're reducing our carbon footprint. You? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1845 Can we get this to go? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1846 We’ll have a petite filet and a few drops of Merlot ! 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1847 Schrödinger's Date 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1848 For the third time John, I don’t like people on my pizza. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1849 So this is the special pizza dinner for two! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1850 Call my wife a meat-lover again and you'll be the one getting delivered in a box! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1851 Ever see that Matt Damon movie? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1852 Sorry, we ate the anchovies. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1853 That's much better, thanks, though we're still not ready to order. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1854 Could we get some pepperoni? This thing's a little wobbly. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1855 Are you sorry you said, ‘Not everything is a Kafka metaphor’? 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
1856 I thought the vegan supreme would be topped with more vegans. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1857 Please close the lid, you're letting all the heat out. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1858 About time! We've finished all the pizza, our glasses are empty and we're waiting for the panacotta. What's taking so long? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1859 Great.They gave us Peopleroni, again. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1860 What can I tell you - you ordered the Secret Surprise Topping of the Month. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1861 I told you to order a large! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1862 I ordered pepperoini. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1863 They ate all the mushrooms! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1864 Well, there's something you don't see every day! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1865 Did you order artichoke hearts or old college sweethearts? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1866 Sorry, it was the only free table in the pizza place. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1867 Does people sound like pepperoni to you? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1868 Apologies for the inconvenience, but there's no seating available until 9:45. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1869 Sorry, but we ate all the magic mushrooms en route.” 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1870 Yes, it's small, but the rent is unbeatable. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1871 Yes, our feet are in the sauce. And? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1872 The things we do to cheat! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1873 We paid extra for the chef's table, so let's see some knife skills! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1874 This is people-roni, I ordered pepperoni! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1875 I liked it better with the lights off, thank you. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1876 John is that you?! It's a small world 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1877 Surprise! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1878 Excuse me, we’re on lunch. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1879 And now you know what these plastic inserts are for! 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
1880 Hi. We’re Diane & Jack . . . Pepperoni. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1881 Mind turning on Game of Thrones? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1882 This is not what I ordered. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1883 I’ll take a slice without any life, please. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1884 You ordered a meal for two, didn't you? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1885 Yes, please. Another drop of wine would be lovely. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1886 This is not quite what I expected on my first date.” 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1887 The shrinking middle class. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1888 You need to clean the floor in this place. It's greasy. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1889 I said I'd have the special pizza FOR two, not WITH two. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1890 Couldn't help but notice you didn't tip the driver. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1891 To be honest, we're not crazy about being seated near the kitchen. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1892 Now you've done it. You shouldn't have ordered from Pandora's Pizzeria. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1893 Hi, we're the Peppers. I'm Red and this is Green. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1894 You ordered the small party box with two shrimp 1.2059 0.05276 102 87 9 6
1895 Hey buddy could you put a lid on it? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1896 Would you like to join us for a little pizza? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1897 These are people; I said, "with extra people." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1898 Nice to meet you. We're the Caesars. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1899 But I am Olive and this is my husband Pepe 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1900 Put a lid on it and give us some privacy will you?!” 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1901 Looks like our little slice of heaven is about to be devoured 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1902 Well yes,we are meat lovers. Why do you ask? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1903 It's our first date and we wanted something with a really intimate atmosphere. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1904 It’s everything we wanted only smaller. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1905 You should see the things we've done with chopsticks. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
1906 Eating in tonight? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1907 Hi, this here is Basil and I'm Fungi! Thank you for ordering the large herb and mushroom pizza through Uber Eats. Unfortunately, they seeeem to have forgotten your garlic knots. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1908 We're really into small plates. 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
1909 Did you order a pizza for or with two people? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1910 Am I seeing things? I bet they put marijuana leaves instead of spinach! 1.2024 0.05813 84 72 7 5
1911 How are those edibles working out? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1912 At least they've not anchovies. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1913 This was supposed to be half olive and half blind date. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1914 Excuse me, but can you take our order? We've been waiting for 30 minutes or less 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1915 Excuse me, but this is a private gathering. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1916 We’re the Pepperoni’s. You got a problem with that? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1917 Hey Gulliver, some privacy please! 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1918 We're on a date. Do you mind?! 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1919 A little privacy, I'm about to get laid! 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1920 Would get me a birthday candle and close the box? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1921 This is not what I expected when we ordered the Meat Lover's Pizza. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1922 Would you knock before you enter! 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1923 We are minimizing. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1924 Honey, what type of mushrooms were on the other pie? 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1925 Do you mind? We waited for over an hour for this box and would like a little privacy. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1926 You did order "With everything." 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1927 It's all Barbie's fault. It started with using toothpaste tops for cups and thimbles for trashcans.... 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1928 What did you expect when you ordered a "small" from Gulliver's Pizzeria? 1.2000 0.05125 100 85 10 5
1929 This is the extra cheesy one. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1930 Did you order home-style? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1931 Yeah, whatever. Are the cannoli fresh? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1932 2 square feet. But it’s only $1200 a month! 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1933 This is wrong - I ordered figs, not dates 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1934 I'm Peter... and this is my wife, Paula Pepperoni. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1935 Join us? 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
1936 When Uber Eats told me they were downsizing, I didn't think they meant this. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1937 Join us? The pizza place was too noisy. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1938 Don't look at us. You're the ones who ordered Round Table Pizza. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
1939 That's us, Bill and Marie Anchovy. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1940 You ordered one with everything on it? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1941 The Tuesday Special is 'date night' this week. 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1942 "Always tip the delivery kid. Last warning." 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
1943 No two toppings could more perfectly complement each other. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1944 Can we get a table a little farther from the kitchen ? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1945 Little Italy keeps getting smaller. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1946 Yea, but I still feel under dressed. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1947 This is just a reminder of how your romantic Italian dinner is supposed to be. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1948 You ordered the date night pepperoni special — right ? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1949 You should have made a reservation! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1950 For what it's worth, it's special for us. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1951 We haven't had a date night in two years! What does it take to get some privacy around here?! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1952 We ordered takeout. Why do you ask? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1953 They're a small pizzeria, but the portions are huge! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1954 The menu said: Pizza for Two. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1955 A Great Little Table, eh? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1956 You asked fr a family style pizza and you got it. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1957 My God! These little people have eaten our whole pizza !! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1958 Do you mind closing the lid? We paid extra for a secluded spot. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1959 We're here to see the game. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1960 Sorry we didn’t save you any. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1961 We’re just stand-ins until the four and twenty blackbirds get here. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1962 Honey, Did you order the Lilliputian pie? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1963 Should I call Grubhub and ask for a do over? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1964 Now this is a topping I’ve never seen before 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1965 Close the lid, we'll fold up. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1966 Peter, I thought I asked for the veggie option! 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1967 Where did you order from? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1968 These new craft pizza’s are getting weird. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1969 I wondered who paid for the pizza. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1970 You ordered the small family-style to go? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1971 Can we get a refill? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1972 I know, we asked for a large too. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1973 What? You have never seen a nine slice pizza before? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1974 I should have asked what was in the small pizza... 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1975 Close the lid, you’re ruining date night! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1976 We were a little hungry" 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1977 Ugh, I hate peopleroni. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1978 Any way you slice it, it's now a table for four. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1979 You were expecting pineapple? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1980 Could you pour some Chianti ? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1981 The small pepperoni was enough for us but you might want to order the large. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1982 You're surprised? I thought I was going out for an intimate dinner on the piazza! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1983 Did you not order a vegan non-gluten double? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1984 'Thanks, it's a little hot in here.' 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
1985 What’ya think was on a New Yorker pizza, lady? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1986 Would you mind giving us some pizza and quiet? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1987 Hey, wouldya mind? You’re kinda spoiling the happy hour vibe. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1988 This table’s reserved 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
1989 I thought you were going to order the large?! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1990 I swear I said “pepperoni.” 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1991 Does this mean we have to share? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1992 This was cheaper than paying for a taxi to get here. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1993 We call them little tables for a reason. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1994 Extra cheesey, right? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1995 Told you we should've ordered from Pizza Hut and not Little Caesars. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1996 Can we see the wine list, please? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1997 Well, I’m Red Peppers and this is Anna Chovey...why? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1998 But you ordered dinner for two... 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1999 I ordered a vegetarian pizza 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2000 Go ahead and box ours up to go. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2001 We were told a quartet was playing tonight. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2002 It's the toughest table to get in town. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2003 Hello!!! Like can't anybody have any privacy anymore? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2004 I think we ordered the other combination. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2005 Listen , bud, what did you expect when you ordered a date night pizza? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2006 We thought YOU were bringing the pizza! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2007 WTF indeed. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2008 We were just going to have a glass of wine and play Dominoes. 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
2009 Well this is awkward! Ed, meet Dave, my little friend. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2010 We ordered a small pizza but I think there's been a mistake. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2011 So this is 'restaurant style'... 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2012 Don’t worry, the wine is red. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2013 Thanks for the light but could you dim them a bit? We're on a date here. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2014 We're Vito and Maria Pepperoni. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2015 No one told me we were having guests for dinner 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2016 Are you members of the one percent? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2017 The reviews said ‘cheesy decor, generous portions.’ Right on both counts. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2018 This isn't what I meant when I said 'personal pizza.' 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2019 This IS the "Slice of Life" pizza. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2020 They left the pineapple off again. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2021 Remember, Domino's promises to replace your pizza for free if something goes wrong with the one you ordered. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2022 No, there's not enough to share. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2023 Honey, did you order Meat Lovers’ or Lovers’ Meet pizza? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2024 No, we were supposed to be delivered to 108. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2025 Since when did they provide chairs. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2026 You're upset? I'm the one paying for a large. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2027 We find pizza is a great way to meet new people. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
2028 Yes, obviously, this is a table — did you think I put here just to keep the our ceiling from touching the floor?! 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2029 You obviously dialed the wrong number. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2030 Do either of you speak English? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2031 We represent the 4 T company ... Tiny Topping Taste Testers. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2032 We got tired of dining alone, so we thought we'd try something different. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2033 "We were even smaller, except we ate your order while we were waiting." 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2034 So your the one who ordered a pizza for a date? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2035 And this here is Margherita 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2036 Thinking outside the box. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2037 Yes, it's an interesting thought experiment, but can we stop now? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2038 Welcome to Little Italy 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2039 We were hungry. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2040 Don't worry--We are gluten free. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2041 We decided to have dinner in Little Italy. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2042 Maybe we should try Chinese. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2043 Could we get a doggie bag? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2044 We heard about you on Yelp. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2045 Well, you did order the Chicago-style pizza 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2046 You just knew this was going to happen one day. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
2047 Excuse me, you're open until when? 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
2048 Do you mind? We’re trying to have a personal pie. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
2049 I hate this new micro restaurant 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
2050 You ordered the Middle Eastern pizza with extra dates. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
2051 They looked bigger in the Yelp pictures. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2052 We come in pizza. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2053 Sorry, you missed last orders 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2054 No - we're not instead of the meat balls. 1.1975 0.06191 81 71 4 6
2055 It's very hard to get a table these days. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2056 Okay,Canibalism,but THIS? 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2057 Uh, excuse me....this is Little Italy. Where are the drippy candles? And no checkered table cloth? 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2058 Excuse me, this suppose to be a personal pizza! 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
2059 Cheesy bistro, I know, but we’d still like some privacy. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
2060 I thought you said “no drama”. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
2061 Do you have a table near a window? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2062 I told you we should have left a better tip. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2063 Their names better be Mushrooms & Pepperoni! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2064 Hi we're your extra toppings, i'm Basil and this is Olive. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2065 Jeff, we talked about enunciation. The pizza man can't tell when you say pepperoni instead of Maloney 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2066 We’re the Noyds. Your pizza was delicious. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2067 Well, their ad said, "Bring home a little Italian dinner". 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2068 Listen, friend, we're still on our aperatifs and things would go a lot more smoothly if you didn't keep looking over our shoulders. We'll be finished when we're finished, then it's all yours. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2069 What did you expect - pepperoni? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2070 Could we have a bit more wine? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2071 For the seventeeth time, we don't want our glasses filled! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2072 Can I help you? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2073 Careful man, there’s a beverage here! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2074 Excuse me, but WE reserved this table a week ago! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2075 Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2076 You wanted dates as a pizza topping? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2077 We were hoping for a table that's a little less drafty. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2078 Excuse me, this table is reserved. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2079 Would you like to join us in a pizza? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2080 I ordered pizza and dinner for two. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2081 Wow. First time we've seen customers in a while; our five star review must have really helped business. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2082 Can you shut that damn door!! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2083 It is our anniversary, can we have another 20 minutes? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2084 "If you're from the Health Department we're screwed." 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2085 We can't believe we ate the whole thing. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2086 Honey, did you order Mozart + Ella pizza again? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2087 Amazon really should've stayed out of the restaurant industry 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2088 At Lilliputino’s we aim to please... 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2089 Did they charge us extra? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2090 Hi, we’re the lovers you wanted to meet. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2091 It's reduce reuse and, then, recycle! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2092 Do you mind! You're letting in a draft 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2093 They did say the deluxe pizza would be like fine dining. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2094 Honestly John, if you wanted to introduce some excitement into our our sex life, couldn’t you just use the app? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2095 Would you mind closing the lid, we're having a little pizza party! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2096 excuse me, can't you see we're having dinner?! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2097 I can't believe they found matching chairs. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2098 Now that's what I call a slice of life. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2099 All that's left is a slice of life. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2100 Thanks for ordering a Small. It was great! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2101 We're into reducing and re-using. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2102 Can you tell our server we're ready to order,please? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2103 I wonder if they knew we were Gay? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2104 So much for the mood lighting! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2105 Excuse me, but this pizza is personal! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2106 So did you have to pay extra for those toppings? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2107 Would you please bring a candle, and then re-close the lid? 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2108 We're going to need a bigger pie. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2109 What toppings did you order? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2110 '"Topping. And you?'" 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2111 Give them a pizza your mind! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2112 Can’t you see we are having a romantic dinner! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2113 It's us 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2114 Rough times for wedding cake toppers. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2115 You’re not the only ones who are wondering what we’re doing here! I’m gluten AND lactose intolerant. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2116 Were celebrating our low carb diet is over. 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2117 Hey! Our pizza's been stepped on! 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
2118 We were ready", and you weren't 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2119 We were told that this is a perfect spot for us!! 1.1923 0.06068 78 68 5 5
2120 Look up! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2121 We ordered a small Hawaiian! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2122 Myrt and Frank: It’s high time you considered the benefits of a liquid lunch! 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2123 I thought date night it'd be just us... 1.1923 0.05787 78 67 7 4
2124 You can have the crust. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
2125 I hope you have Parmesan. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2126 We ordered take-in. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2127 We'll have the linguine fra diavolo. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2128 The ad said we would be transported to a little slice of heaven. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2129 New York style. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2130 The newest Sitcom, The anchovies 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2131 This is what the 'Big Brother Pizza' looks like 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2132 We love the food, but the decor is a little cheesy. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2133 We fucked on pretty much every part of this pizza. Bon fucking appetit. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2134 Scram, this is my dream. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2135 Sorry. We couldn't finish our wine within the 30 minute delivery. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2136 Where did the chairs come from? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2137 Well, we did order an 'everything.' 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2138 Sorry. The dollhouse is getting cold. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2139 I thought it was weird when the menu said "people"roni pie. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2140 Look, do you mind? We asked for a private table. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2141 What did you expect? The tiny homes on Amazon were all sold out! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2142 I think we pressed the wrong option on Grub hub. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2143 But I wanted sausage and mushrooms." 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2144 We decided to downsize AND go upscale. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2145 This table it too close to the kitchen." 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2146 We saved the pizza for you. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2147 And that's why they call it Slice-o-Life Pizzeria. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2148 Your Airbnb ad for "A Little Slice of Heaven" didn't really make this part clear. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2149 We asked for a small shroom, not a small room! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2150 It's not an ultimate deep-dish pizza until I tell you what Margaret and Harry have been up to recently. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2151 Are you a humanitarian? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2152 I thought you ordered the pepperoni? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2153 This pizza is the world to me!! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2154 I'm Pete and this is Patty. We're the Pepperonis from next door. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2155 This used to be such a nice little Italian place. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2156 Hi, this is Martha, I’m Fred, we’re the Anchovy’s. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2157 Get the door--it's our nosy neighbors again. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2158 What the heck, this isn’t pepperoni! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2159 It's not just the economic pie that's shrinking. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2160 Art of the meal. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2161 This might be our tipping point in the sharing economy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2162 Please tell me you didn't tip. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2163 The mood was romantic until you opened the box. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2164 You ordered the Pippa Ronny pizza, did you not? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2165 So there is more to life than pizza. Point taken. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2166 Hello, we're the Toppings. They were out of anchovies. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2167 Sorry, but I’m a vegetarian... 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2168 Hey fellas, do you mind? I'm trying to treat my wife to a cheesy romantic evening. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2169 Sorry, we got here first. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2170 Sorry, we can't figure out the Uber app. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2171 Mind if we move to a table farther away from the kitchen? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2172 I'm sorry, this table is taken! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2173 Drink up! Your Uber's here and Harry's hungry. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2174 Weird, I know. How'd they get cheese in the crust? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2175 First of all, thanks for being Beta testers for Yelp! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2176 Glad I ordered a large. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2177 Please save us a small slice. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2178 What did you think "A Little Italian Restaurant" meant? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2179 Well, what did you think it was for? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2180 That was the last time Pat ordered pizza from Little Italy. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2181 Excuse me, we were promised a quiet corner. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2182 I bet you they're here to chat about our cholesterol levels 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2183 Did you tell them a small vegan pizza or a small vegans pizza? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2184 Funny, I never remember seeing anyone sitting at that little table before. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2185 It's not so bad once the anchovies left. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2186 We didn't know there was a cover charge. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2187 Is that Big Sal? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2188 Excuse us, this was supposed to be a personal pie. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2189 Privacy puh-leese! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2190 Next time, enunciate more clearly when you want a capocolla for your pizza topping. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2191 You really killed the mood. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2192 Did you order this from that new place in little Italy? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2193 This merlot is not satisfactory. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2194 Could you close the lid please? We are trying to have a quiet candlelight dinner. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2195 We needed to downsize and we just love Italy. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2196 Do you mind! It's her birthday. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2197 Our space ship landed at this pizzeria and then it all went downhill from there. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2198 Close the door, the pizzas getting cold. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2199 Thanks, it was getting a little warm in here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2200 We're huge fans - in order to dine with the New York Giants, we had to think inside the box. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2201 Excuse me, we're trying to have a little date here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2202 I thought you ordered Hawaiian, not angry Oompa Loompa. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2203 I think they misunderstood when you ordered "little portions", not Lillipuchuans. 1.1915 0.05511 94 82 6 6
2204 Okay, how about fifty-fifty? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2205 If you think we are a surprise, you first better look UP . 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2206 Hawaiian? No, we’re the ‘Two Can Dine for $6.99’. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2207 I told you this table was too close to the kitchen! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2208 Yes honey, I shrunk the kids, but frankly I didn't think that their newfound marginality would have brought them this close together. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2209 You did order a piccolo of the same, no? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2210 DARN IT ! I ORDERED THIS PIZZA WITHOUT ANY TOPPING. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2211 Sorry, this seat is taken 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2212 Well, we did order the small. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2213 Thought you said we had the whole place for ourselves 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2214 The crowds get bigger every time we come here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2215 Did they throw in a free drink? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2216 At least we were able to be seated together. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2217 Damn it, I distinctly said pepperoni, not Pepe and Ronnie! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2218 YOUR LILIPUTS ARE HAPPY EVEN WHEN LOCKED IN A BOX 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2219 Bet they'll be good with some hot peppers! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2220 Could you just close the box? Our pizza is getting cold! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2221 No, we didn't bring anchovies. Do we look like fishermen? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2222 Surprise! No pizza here. We’re the Keto Diet police sent to save you from your carb-addicted self. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2223 Well, eat up, you stupid pig. This is what you wanted, isn't it? This is what you ordered. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2224 Then again, have you considered that we might actually be some kid's playhouse? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2225 Do you mind? We waited 30 minutes for this table. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2226 This is why we don't like dining out. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2227 Enjoy a slice of Little Italy! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2228 I told you mushrooms isn’t the same thing as ‘shrooms 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2229 Hey! We ordered a couple of giant pizzas, not a couple of giants! 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2230 Did you bring the house red I ordered?" 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2231 We hoped you wouldn't mind us dropping in. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2232 sorry it's dinner for two 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2233 It's a small world after all! 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2234 I dare not open the desert pudding 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2235 We are reviewing the latest boîte. What are YOU doing? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2236 I specifically told the guy: Family Size. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2237 We're drunk, we live next door to you, and we couldn't afford a cab. I guess that explains everything. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2238 That's not right. We ordered two guys. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2239 There was a mix up at the chef's table 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2240 Gerald, get the good knives this time. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2241 Oh, you want the vegetarian. We're vegan. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2242 Can't a couple have pizza and a good red without someone raising the roof. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2243 I told you, hon, that this would be a night to remember. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2244 Do you mind? We are trying to celebrate Pi day in here. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2245 We held up the lid the whole drive over and you begrudge us a little red wine? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2246 Why is it necessary that we have to deal with the little people and Trump doesn't? 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2247 You DID order Round Table Pizza! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2248 You ordered a small Margherita with Basil, right? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2249 The ambiance was lousy, but the food was good. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2250 Of course we took our shoes off. We're not animals. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2251 Could you close the box--we're getting cold. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2252 What do you mean -- we're your pizza topping? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2253 So, this means our order is not coming? 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2254 If you don't mind, we're eating here. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2255 Which one of you is named Gulliver? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2256 A rare photograph of the Italian secret service. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2257 Thanks for not spilling the wine on the way home 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2258 You said to surprise you. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2259 It's easy when you know the delivery guy. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2260 You ordered the Two Topping Special, right? Well - I’m Bob Topping, and this is my wife Nancy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2261 What? You asked for two small ones to go. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2262 Don’t worry, we’re vegetarian. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2263 I ordered the small family feast. 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2264 I’m Basil and she’s Margherita. We’re today’s special. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2265 This again? 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2266 Oh, you didn't order the small? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2267 Well, maybe we think you're cheesy. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2268 This is the special delivery." 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2269 We saved you a seat. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2270 They must have thought you ordered a slice of life. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2271 It looks like the date night special, but we ordered a large. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2272 We want you “to go”... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2273 Ugh, they forgot the sauce again! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2274 i really miss the traditional pizza toppings 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2275 Sorry, our favorite little hole-in-the-wall was booked. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2276 I'll be damned. Alexa sent us Bill and Judy's hologram. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2277 Could you please leave us alone? You're ruining the mood. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2278 It’s about time, we’ve been waiting more than thirty minutes for our refills. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2279 You asked them to throw in a little extra spice? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2280 Next time, DON'T order a personal pizza! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2281 I ordered homestyle and that's what they sent. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2282 This is a small! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2283 Pull up and chair and join us. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2284 And why did you think the table was here? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2285 Did you read the 'with everything' part? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2286 It's a small world! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2287 'Extra Large' is just a matter of perspective. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2288 We ordered the rose' and this is clearly a blush. What kind of establishment is this? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2289 If you check your browsing history, you’ll know why we are here.” 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2290 Hey, do you mind closing the lid! We'd like a little ambiance. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2291 THAT does NOT look like anchovies 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2292 Do you mind, we are having a romantic dinner. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2293 Look, I'm as surprised as you are - we asked the genii for an intimate dinner in PISA, not pizza.... 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2294 Well now you know. 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2295 Hello, nice to meet you,We are the Anchovies! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2296 Come see. They put meat lovers on our veggie 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2297 Ah. ‘’Meet’ lovers pizza. Got it. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2298 Just when I thought this date was getting too cheesy. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2299 Is the Pinot open? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2300 So when did we adopt them? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2301 this is the last time I use the pool function on uber eats 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2302 We're the Prosciuttos. Reservation at 7. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2303 We'd both like another glass of wine, please. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2304 They said there was no wait time, so we took it! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2305 It's been 45 minutes since we ordered - any idea what may be taking so long with our extra-small deluxe? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2306 This explains the missing pepperoni. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2307 I asked for the Bistro size pizza for two and a bottle of red wine...The kid on the phone kept saying, “Got it. Got it.” 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2308 Sorry to drop in like this.What petit entrees are you seving this evening" 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2309 Was that YOUR pizza? 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2310 We said if you come over we’ll dine on pizza, didn’t we? 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2311 Shut the box! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2312 If you're cheating on Keto, you might as well get all the toppings. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2313 Yes, we Are wearing shoe covers. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2314 'We'd invite you in, but I'm afraid there just isn't mush-room'. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2315 Oc course we have reservations. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2316 Had you hoped to reserve this table? 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2317 There must have been a mix-up about our jumbo order. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2318 No, we’re the Kaplans. The Anchovies are on vacation. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2319 Don’t worry, it’s free-range. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2320 We were hoping to have a quiet dinner at the Wormhole Cafe. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2321 Look, we've been waiting on a table for over an hour... 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2322 Tony and Angela Pepperoni. Pleased to meet you 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2323 Yeah, and if I had a nickel for every middle-aged uptown couple who said, 'What are these two tiny people doing drinking wine by the glass in the center of our pizza?', I'd be a wealthy tiny person. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2324 Wow! They're sure thinking outside the box with this new dinner theater experience. 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2325 We decided to eat in tonight." 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2326 You're shocked? We made a reservation for a 'cosy boite', how do you think we feel? 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2327 I thought I ordered a pizza for two 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2328 We are just really thankful you didn’t order soup! 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2329 Can we have some privacy please! 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2330 Thanks for ordering from Really Little Caesars. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2331 We ARE the couple of toppings. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2332 What are you looking at?” You ordered the cheese with the surprise topping! 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2333 I ordered the "meat lovers" 1.1848 0.05110 92 79 9 4
2334 Yes, we found ourselves in this spot once before! The pizza delivery guy is also the maitre d’ at the Italian eatery on 5th. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2335 It's the new company promotion! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2336 You never thought the plastic thing might be a Lilliputian table? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2337 Good evening, and welcome to pizza theater in the round. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2338 We forgot to say it: No anchovies, please! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2339 You must have noticed that it looks like a little table. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2340 Skip the mushrooms. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2341 You did order a 2 topping pizza, didn't you? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2342 Close the lid, you're letting the heat out. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2343 Mind if we join you? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2344 What did you think it was for? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2345 Do these mushrooms taste different to you? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2346 My shoes are perfectly clean, thank you very much. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2347 Could you bring a smidge of Parmesan? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2348 I foolishly asked the genie if he would like a little cheese with that whine when I told him to get back in the bottle. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2349 I think they want us to move out. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2350 We refused to leave our table for "Gullivers Pizza" 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2351 We'd like to order another round. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2352 At least they didn't skimp on the cheese this time! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2353 We'll be finished in a few minutes. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2354 The pizza place must have written down 'Lilliputians' instead of 'a little parmigiano.' 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2355 What type of pizza are you standing on? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2356 This floor is disgusting. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2357 Sorry, we had to eat the pizza. We've been in this damn box for a week or more. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2358 Hey! Can we get a little privacy here? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2359 Would you mind? We are in the middle of a date. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2360 Did you order with or without Lilliputians? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2361 Please, let us enjoy the moment. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2362 I'm Basil and this is Rosemary - as per your order. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2363 You were right. The personal pizza would have been big enough to share. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2364 ''You ordered extra cheese.'' 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2365 I don’t know. We ordered here and to go, and here we are! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2366 Excuse us, but we got here first! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2367 We're your serving suggestion. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2368 Last thing we remember was the aliens asking us what we wanted to eat 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2369 This is a private conversation lady! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2370 What do you have to do to eat your pizza in peace these days? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2371 Small, thin crust. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2372 This is the second time this place has given me diorama. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2373 The vegan special now comes with dates. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2374 Hey, you ordered extra toppings, didn’t you? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2375 Just an eight of slice for me, please. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2376 We recommend a good chianti. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2377 Excuse me, we didn't know this pizza was taken. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2378 You are what you eat special. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2379 A little dinner, I see. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2380 I never thought I'd see the day... a three-legged table. Astounding. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2381 What? Did you not the meat lovers? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2382 I ordered a single, vegetarian. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2383 We'll have the tiramisu and coffee for dessert. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2384 You checked extra toppings when you ordered this pizza. You give us a little wine and we give you light witty banter. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2385 I said olive and pepper, not Olivia and Peter. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2386 You're holding up OUR dinner! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2387 You are welcome to join us for dinner, but you may want to take your shoes off first. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2388 I know you see us as bugs but I assure you we are people. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2389 I know people who have come out of the closet but you are the first couple who've come out of the box. Being unique is rewarding. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2390 Well, we didn't order a plate to share either. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2391 Sorry, my mistake. I thought Pizza Lilliput was just a small pizza 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2392 *thick New York accent* "Ayyy how bout some privacy here!" 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2393 It’s intrusion on our privacy any way you slice it! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2394 This is a ‘PRIVATE’ party fellas! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2395 I’m Joey Pepperoni and this is my wife Marie. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2396 You think it's bad for you? They're making us eat off the floor! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2397 Remember when date night led to more than acid reflux? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2398 We just wanted to skip the dishes and have a quiet night at home! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2399 May we have more wine with your pizza? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2400 You never think outside the pizza box! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2401 Close the lid, it's cold! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2402 The "Extra Large" can feed a small group. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2403 You're getting the full taste of Little Italy. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2404 Well, the Yelp review did say this place has a large following. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2405 We frequently pop up in unexpected locations 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2406 You ordered a Mediterranean didn’t you? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2407 ....hope you are not hungry. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2408 A healthy marriage is more than just "standing on cakes". 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2409 Maybe CBD edibles shouldn't have been legalized? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2410 How else did you expect to get a romantic dinner with delivery pizza? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2411 This is the meat lovers pizza? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2412 If you make a downsizing joke, I will poop on your pizza. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2413 We wiped our feet. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2414 We should have held the mushrooms. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2415 We were hoping we could have some time to ourselves on the piazza! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2416 Yeah well, maybe we are tiny and maybe we do live on a pizza in a box but at least we're not ugly. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2417 Is this your dream,or ours? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2418 We have our drinks, thanks, but where are the four and twenty blackbirds? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2419 We ordered in not takeout. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2420 Pizza? What Pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2421 Take out? We decided to eat in! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2422 Your manboob is telling me you should pass on the pizza. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2423 Oh, and I suppose you thought these tables were for, what, pizza delivery? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2424 Bob Mankoff wouldn't have bought this. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2425 Excuse me! Can't a couple have some privacy on their first anniversary?! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2426 What cannibals order for delivery on a Friday night. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2427 Honey, I thought you ordered a party of 3... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2428 I DON'T THINK HE'S MY TYPE. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2429 So this is what they call their “Date Night “ pizza? Can’t wait to what else is on the menu! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2430 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a romantic evening for two. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2431 They should be smaller and more of them to be considered a legit topping 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2432 Can we split the bill 8 ways? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2433 Chicago pizza keeps getting worse. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2434 Yes we went for the three wishes pizza too 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2435 Yelp promised a genuine Sicilian dining experience 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2436 This is more than we can eat. Would you like some? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2437 Well, it turns out the delivery guy isn't schizophrenic after all... 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2438 What'd ya think they were for? 1.1798 0.05885 89 80 2 7
2439 I thought we ordered cheese only. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2440 Welcome to the new social network!! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2441 Hi, we are Pepe and Roni. Now why did you want us with your pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2442 They were out of non-white couples. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2443 You ordered "vegetarians" not "vegetarian." 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2444 They said it feeds four. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2445 I'm Blue, and this is my wife Gouda. We understand that you ordered extra cheese. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2446 We're the Dominos. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2447 Don't you dare put us in the microwave again! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2448 One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.' 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2449 Jerry told me about this when he came here, we just have to tell them "what a lovely home!" 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2450 Hey, a little pie-vacy, here, please! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2451 This blind date just got a bit weird... 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2452 Hey, they ate our pizza 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2453 We enjoy the admittedly cheesy ambience. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2454 Don't worry, we don't eat much 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2455 Shocking, I know! But we had to downsize; we 99 percenters could no longer afford to live on a human scale. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2456 Red wine with white pizza? Philistine Lilliputians! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2457 Do you mind? Our pizza's getting cold. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2458 We're the extra toppings. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2459 WHAT? NO OREGANO?!!! 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2460 You two better slow down with the extra larges. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2461 Your pizza will be ready in 10 minutes. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2462 What did you expect when you ordered authentic Italian’s takeout? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2463 That’s not what I ordered 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2464 This isn't the personal pan pizza I wanted. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2465 Do you mind? This is a private dinner. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2466 What the "f----" are you two doing there ? 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2467 The family I always hungered for as a child. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2468 That took longer than 30 minutes. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2469 We're in the upper 1%, so we ate our share. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2470 I distinctly ordered carry-out, not dine-in. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2471 So sorry! But we only ate the anchovies. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2472 And you thought you ordered the vegan pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2473 Funny. You called for take out and WE called for takeout. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2474 Will you be our servers this evening? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2475 Didn’t we ask for anchovies on our Lilliputian pizza 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2476 Sorry, this one is taken. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2477 So, this is "family style?" 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2478 And we ARE what comes with the Suburban Couples' Deluxe pizza. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2479 Sorry the order got mixed up. We are the couple who ordered the Lilliputian pizza. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2480 No Mushrooms or Cheese, Come on? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2481 Hey guys, even us little people demand a piece of the pie, too. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2482 You ordered the small Canadian, so forget any refund. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2483 You wanted extra crust, you got it bozo! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2484 What do you have to do to be alone in this city? 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2485 Could we get the check? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2486 Yes, we are small and we are meat lovers. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2487 You think the pizzas big, wait until you see the wine! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2488 With our student loan debt, this is the best Italian vacation we can afford. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2489 Could you ask our waiter to please dim the lights? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2490 I thought thinking outside the box would be thrilling! But no.... 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2491 No, it's from 'Original' Nano Ray's 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2492 Stay out of our world, and we'll stay out of yours! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2493 I love ordering pizza from Dave's he pays so much attention to the little things. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2494 Wonder why they are looking at us strange, honey? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2495 Mind if we borrow that chair? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2496 It's not really about the crust when you order Lilliputian-style. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2497 Don't give me that look. You could you have at least left us a slice. 1.1798 0.05434 89 78 6 5
2498 It’s not what it looks like. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2499 We are going to need another chair 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2500 We're just about done. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2501 You didn't order a large meta? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2502 Big appetites ... small dining table. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2503 ¨Can´t we just have some pizza and quiet? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2504 I see you ordered the family size.” Ellie Albertson, Westfield, N.J 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2505 Got any parmesan? 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2506 "I think of my ex-wife and her new husband and the carb craving disappears ." 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2507 It was this or pineapple. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2508 These little tables are so rarely used, we decided to 'order-in' with delivery by Door-Dash. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2509 It's true what they say, they really are getting smaller. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2510 Mind closing the lid? Your other roommate is letting us sublet this space for $900 a month. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2511 What's for dessert? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2512 Careful, gentlemen -- the peyote pizza is particularly potent tonite. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2513 Pull up another chair and join us! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2514 Hey, this is a blind date. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2515 We were ready to order half an hour ago! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2516 And can you wrap the extra slices to go 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2517 Least there's no anchovies 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2518 Juice fasting is stupid--wake up and eat. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2519 Hi, we're Pepper and Ronny Topping. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2520 Pop--Up-- Pizza for 2 - Please . 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2521 Honey, I think we interupted something... 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2522 You ordered an all dressed up pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2523 If we had wanted to eat al fresco, we would have said so. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2524 I guess it serves two. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2525 We thought this would be the ultimate getaway. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2526 Sorry...they delivered to the wrong address. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2527 Well, you did say you wanted everything on it. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2528 Carl this isn't vegan. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2529 Really? You ordered the unhappy couple pizza? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2530 The only thing that tops a pizza is small talk with a little wine. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2531 We’re your special topping. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2532 We ordered a party of four! This place never gets our order right! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2533 It is Jonathan Swift pizza, after all. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2534 Promise we won't eat much! 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2535 WE were promised our dinner would be served when the lights came on. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2536 Not MY idea of "everything" 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2537 they forgot the anchovies. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2538 Don't worry. We wiped our shoes off first. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2539 It’s not what we thought “to go” meant, either. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2540 No we are not anchovies. Put your glasses on. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2541 Talk about small portions 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2542 Do you have anything to eat? I’m sick of pizza. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2543 They offered us first available seating 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2544 Looks like we got additional toppings for free! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2545 You can always scrape us off your “everything” pizza, along with the broccoli. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2546 Did you order the small Piazza AGAIN ? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2547 Are you vegan? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2548 That's a real slice of life. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2549 Chef Paolo said to reallyenjoy his pizza we needed to BE the topping. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2550 Oh look dear, another relativity nerd who doesn’t understand quantum life 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2551 I guess they called our bluff on dining for four. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2552 Seems I mixed up ordering an Uber with Uber Eats. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2553 Seriously?! They forgot the dipping sauces for the crust again! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2554 The daily special, tomorrow is pepperoni. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2555 Well, what were you going to do with it? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2556 For the last time, our names are Clark and Tina Anchovy. Now can we finish our meal in peace?! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2557 You just wrecked the ambience. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2558 We thought the pizza saver might save our marriage, too. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2559 No, it's not a cheesy first date! 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2560 I can't believe you guys ordered a pizza wearing those sweaters. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2561 Double date? 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2562 I think it’s time to change the batteries in your hearing aids. I said 2- mini Pizzas not 2-mini people! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2563 I guess they forgot to put the meat lovers on the side. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2564 They never listen ... I said "half couple on 1st date" AND "half bitter divorcee." 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2565 This is the last time we order from Gulliver's to go. 1.1798 0.04093 89 73 16 0
2566 I specifically asked for a table away from the kitchen. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2567 I thought you said they were out of white pizza 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2568 We thought you wouldn't mind sharing 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2569 Hey, we're eating here 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2570 Honey, you did say anything but anchovies. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2571 Could you fix our table? It's a little wobbly! 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2572 Yes we saved the crust for you. 1.1798 0.05193 89 77 8 4
2573 I chose the couple dining toppings! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2574 We asked if they could serve us take out, and 'viola' here we are. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2575 You think we should offer them dessert 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2576 I thought we ordered we ordered anchovies. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2577 You forgot to order the olives again. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2578 Seriously? If you weren't enjoying yourself you could've just said so. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2579 Gentrification is truly out of control these days. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2580 See what happens when you neglect your parents? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2581 Next time, we need to order fewer mushrooms. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2582 We were told there would not be a cover charge. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2583 What did we ever find to talk about? 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
2584 Do you mind? We're on a date. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2585 Well, you did ask for a small pizza. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2586 A thimbleful of red wine would be great. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2587 You asked for a little aged Italian on your pizza, right? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2588 Hey! We're trying to have a little dinner here! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2589 We assure you that we are, indeed, meat lovers. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2590 Well, you ordered shrimp, didn't you? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2591 What? So you're ok with pineapple on here but not Susan and Jeffrey Holloway? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2592 You ordered a pie with the Works. We’re Albert and Maggie Works. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2593 Take as many slices as you want, she already has half of it 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2594 We were having an intimate bistro moment - but that wouldn't mean much to you, would it? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2595 Help us, Obese-one; you're our only hope. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2596 "I wanted pepperoni, not people-roni" 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2597 A Lilliputian surprise. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2598 The Airbnb listing called it a "hut" but the reviews were good 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2599 Yeah, I dunno. I said I wanted to eat her box, there was a whooshing noise, glitter and sparkles, and here we are. A genie with a sense of humor, I guess. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2600 Small plates? I thought you said small dates! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2601 Could you place us on a table further from the kitchen? 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2602 I'm a meat lover and my wife's a vegetarian, but somehow it works. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2603 I think we got delivered to the wrong house. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2604 You asked for "round table"? What did you expect? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2605 We were sitting here having a drink when suddenly there was giant flash of light, and...well, here we are. Is this the Twilight Zone? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2606 Did you order this topping? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2607 We ordered our pizza 45 minutes ago! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2608 Hey big fella,don’t act so shocked.It’s Lisa and Don Pepperoni. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2609 We didn't order two schlubby homebodies on our date night either. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2610 Tony's "magic bean special" wasn't kidding! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2611 We accidentally clicked both the dine-in AND take out option on the website. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2612 ‘ “Looks like they ran out of cheese.” 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2613 We are just waiting on dessert. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2614 This is what you get when you order a personal pizza from Little Italy! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2615 Family size includes a Mom and Dad 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2616 Somebody said you were having a party? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2617 I thought we ordered a large. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2618 Uuummmm.... we are still waiting for our breadsticks... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2619 “Sorry. Our hors d’oeuvres were taking forever, so we ate the toppings.” 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2620 Can’t we get a little privacy? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2621 Did they get your order wrong again? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2622 Well, at least they're not Hawaiian. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2623 Two narcissists order takeout. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2624 Wow, this really is extra cheesy. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2625 That’s the last time we order from A Little Slice of Life 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2626 It’s the only way to get it while it’s hot. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2627 We'll take it to go. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2628 We'd like another table without as much people traffic. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2629 Excuse me, we're still waiting on our bread twigs 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2630 They weren’t kidding when they said it “feeds 4” 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2631 So where is our pizza then? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2632 Do we look like we could eat all those toppings? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2633 Privacy Please! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2634 We've been waiting 33 minutes for service. I trust our order will be free. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2635 It's faster than Uber... 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2636 Gosh.. Tables are really hard to come by at this restaurant.. ..That's right! A little privacy please and if you could dim the lights again.. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2637 You'll get your food when we get ours! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2638 Well don’t just stand there, serve the pizza! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2639 Well, we used to do wedding cakes about once a week, but after that 8-tier incident we moved on to pizzas. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2640 Our shoes are squeaky clean and we only need a few minutes to finish our drinks. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2641 I could have sworn I ordered vegetarian. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2642 Ugh...I hate ‘couples topping’.... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2643 We don't know. This giant guy said "get a pizza saver", and here we are. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2644 Can’t a guy get some privacy, I mean enywhere? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2645 How dare you call my wife a topping!" 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2646 You said you were in the mood for a little dinner 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2647 We're celebrating Pi Day. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2648 We had reservations. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2649 We were at Alice’s Restaurant for the takeout pizza. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2650 I'm sorry but this table is taken! 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2651 What were you expecting? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2652 I never ordered the “peopleroni!” 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2653 I'm sorry we ate your pizza. We were hungry... 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2654 May we have a bit of privacy? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2655 Actually, I'm Little Brutus and this is Little Octavia. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2656 This is private box seating. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2657 We're ready to order now. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2658 Greetings from your friends at Dominos! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2659 You SAID you wanted it extra cheesy! 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2660 If you have a better idea for 'Date Night' I'd love to hear it. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2661 We'll need a set of tiny plates. And any tiny shoes you happen to have laying around." 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2662 The pizzeria ran out of shrimp topping, we’re the upgrade. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2663 Sorry, only room for two. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2664 Not only does it keep the top of the collapsing, you get to listen in on their dinner conversation 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2665 No more chianti? How about some valpolicella? 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2666 Don't be disappointed; the pepperoni was nothing to rave about 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2667 You did ask for an authentic Sicilian pizza” 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2668 We support locally produced products. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2669 As a matter of fact, red wine also goes perfectly well WITHOUT pizza 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2670 First, it was bacon on a burger. Now it's people on a pizza?! 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
2671 You and you're special toppings. Why can't you order a plain one for a change? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2672 This pizza company not only does delivers but includes instructions on how to eat it properly. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2673 Sorry, but we were hungry. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2674 Henry, I thought you were going to order a Veggie pizza? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2675 You're surprised?! We were promised al fresco dining. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2676 You were expecting maybe pepperoni? 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2677 I asked for cheesiest topping possible, not for a re-enactment of your proposal. 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2678 We're working on a PhD on perspective relationships. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
2679 You did order it with everything, right? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2680 We didn't order extra small, did we? 1.1724 0.04073 87 72 15 0
2681 A moment ago, it was warm, dark, and probably a little cheesy. And now this. 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
2682 Now I know why you refer to Mario’s as that little Italian place. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2683 Almost. Just a teeny bit more time. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2684 I wanted the meat-lovers, not the meet-lovers. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2685 Excuse me! This is a real neighborhood with real people! Stop staring at us! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2686 No, I ordered it with a couple OF OLIVES. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2687 No, we’re the vegetarianS. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2688 At least they won't run up much of a wine bill. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2689 There’s my other two chairs. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2690 Welcome to Bleecker Street 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2691 Downsizing has some great perks. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2692 We took the pill that made us small. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2693 After pineapple, it was inevitable. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2694 Could you please close the box, fella! We were just enjoying our seclusion with extra cheese. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2695 Thank you! We had to hide under the table when the box was closed, which is no way to enjoy dinner. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2696 How about we discuss this after the anchovy course? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2697 I'm afraid you'll have to bring your own wine. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2698 We'd like to place an order to go! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2699 We once lived high on the hog. However, nowadays we live on the pizza. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2700 I think you misunderstood 2-fer 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2701 we asked for 'to go' but this is ridiculous 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2702 Didn't you read the label? This pizza comes with poached eggs on top. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2703 Some friends told us the pizza is great and the portions are ginormous 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2704 You think they'll notice if we quickly grab a slice? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2705 Could you please bring a bottle of cabernet sauvignon, reduced? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2706 We were here in less than 30 minutes so where's our free pizza? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2707 These are less palatable than anchovies 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2708 Is this the first time you have ordered the deluxe pizza? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2709 She’s Pepper and I’m Tony. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2710 Well,that's the last time I ask for "home delivery" from that trendy new pizza parlor. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2711 Will you be serving green beans tonight? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2712 You've got a lot of crust ruining our perfect evening! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2713 We're the 'Surprise Inside' - Say "Cheese!" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2714 I swear I ordered the couple with pineapple and not Chianti. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2715 We were given three wishes. I was hungry. Alladin now uses autocorrect! 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2716 You did order the family size 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2717 Quattro Formaggi? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2718 Honey, I asked for pepperoni, not people-roni. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2719 Surprise, This is the Hut’s new Perfect Pair combo. Cheese and sausage is so yesterday. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2720 You get this with every New York style Pizza for Dine in's. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2721 You ordered two small Margheritas. That's us. They threw the pizza in. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2722 Excuse the grease, we weren't expecting company. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2723 On that night the Pepperonis carelessly booked a dinner at Dominos. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2724 Spin us around and if you land on pizza, you get to join us. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2725 Excuse me, is there a delay to serve the meal? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2726 Next time, no pineapple and no dates! Come sempre. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2727 You ordered two small pizzas, right? Well, our last name is Pizza. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
2728 For the third time, we're not the D'Giornos, we're the D'Angelo's. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2729 Do you guys deliver 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2730 Welcome to pizza a la date night, gluten free. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2731 What do you mean spoiled the pizza? We are the pizza guardian angels. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2732 Could we have some red pepper? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2733 Did you want a slice of the cheesy date pizza? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2734 Mellow Mushroom’s Lilliputian Pie. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2735 Ay! Who ordered the small Italian pizza?" 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2736 Gulliver said you were all malformed 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2737 It's a pizza that shames you out of eating it. They call it a Midtown Margherita" 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2738 Better Ingredients. Better People. Papa's John's." 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2739 Hmm I thought we ordered cheese? 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2740 Do you prefer stud or Teaxas hold-‘em? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2741 We recommend the Pinot Noir to cut the grease. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2742 They thought you ordered the Smalls AND pizza. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2743 You want Little Caesar's meatballs and Little Bella's garlic hair knots? Fuhggeddaboudit! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2744 Well now! Would YOU like it if somebody ordered your home off a menu? And ate it? Eh? EH?! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2745 Warning: Hunan traffickers are becoming more desperate and creative. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2746 You see, I didn't call you crazy - I said, "You, should see us shrink." 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2747 I'm the vegetarian half." 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2748 You want a pizza this? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2749 It's a loaner until our dining room set arrives." 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2750 Close the box, it's a private dinner. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2751 Did you win the zombie lottery or what? Close the frigging lid! 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2752 The crust was way too thick. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2753 I’m sorry, did you want a piece of her too? 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2754 You said you wanted it New Yorker-style. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2755 y'all looked different in the App 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2756 Don't act like YOU haven't thought of it, big guy. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
2757 Take out anyone? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2758 I swear I entered, "shrimp pizza with lime." Who knew it would auto-correct to "small people with wine." 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2759 Did you order a slice of life? 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2760 Take another look at the fine print on those Suburban Surprise toppings. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
2761 I am Little Caesar, and this is MY pizza! go away! 1.1690 0.06013 71 63 4 4
2762 "Didn't I warn you? Any topping but magic mushrooms!" 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2763 Everyone loves Costco. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2764 Did YOU order those? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I didn't order those 1.1667 0.04427 84 71