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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-05-19T22:05:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-05-26T22:06:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-05-27T22:05:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 3, 2019 |
Number of captions | 5098 |
Number of responses | 740813 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Next time, when they ask you if you want any toppings, you’d better be more specific than 'Yeah, a couple.' | 2.1715 | 0.00702 | 11758 | 2568 | 4605 | 4585 |
1 | You said you were in the mood for a little Italian. | 2.0102 | 0.00826 | 8333 | 2329 | 3590 | 2414 |
2 | OMG...Remember us...we were on your wedding cake! | 1.9342 | 0.00821 | 9168 | 3153 | 3465 | 2550 |
3 | I don't know either. We asked for a small table on the piazza. | 1.9193 | 0.00847 | 8677 | 3081 | 3215 | 2381 |
4 | Well, you're not what we ordered either. | 1.8862 | 0.00880 | 7910 | 2922 | 2966 | 2022 |
5 | You ordered Basil and Olive? Here we are. | 1.8839 | 0.00882 | 7987 | 2996 | 2922 | 2069 |
6 | Hello , we’re the Toppings! | 1.8713 | 0.00829 | 8944 | 3395 | 3305 | 2244 |
7 | Do you mind? This is a personal pizza. | 1.8688 | 0.00961 | 6548 | 2466 | 2475 | 1607 |
8 | Finally, some service. | 1.8611 | 0.01081 | 5315 | 2069 | 1915 | 1331 |
9 | Didn't you order the two-person pizza? | 1.7816 | 0.00950 | 6333 | 2652 | 2412 | 1269 |
10 | Would you mind leaving the lid open? We’d prefer to dine outside tonight. | 1.7659 | 0.01032 | 4909 | 1991 | 2076 | 842 |
11 | We’d invite you to join us but there isn’t mushroom in here. | 1.7324 | 0.01161 | 4432 | 2076 | 1466 | 890 |
12 | Remember when you said there’s nothing worse than pineapple on pizza...? | 1.7193 | 0.01481 | 2622 | 1225 | 908 | 489 |
13 | Look up. You’re on someone’s pizza too. | 1.7080 | 0.01585 | 2462 | 1226 | 729 | 507 |
14 | You ordered a large pie and two sprites? | 1.7057 | 0.01591 | 2314 | 1118 | 759 | 437 |
15 | Oh, little tip... the mushrooms might be hallucinogenic. | 1.6949 | 0.01291 | 3536 | 1745 | 1125 | 666 |
16 | Well, we finally know what that plastic piece is for | 1.6940 | 0.01802 | 1820 | 901 | 575 | 344 |
17 | Little Italy - what about you? | 1.6927 | 0.01264 | 3394 | 1601 | 1235 | 558 |
18 | Do you mind? We’re trying to think inside the box. | 1.6902 | 0.01025 | 5290 | 2543 | 1843 | 904 |
19 | So he tells the genie, we want to eat pizza everyday and travel... | 1.6894 | 0.01611 | 2215 | 1087 | 729 | 399 |
20 | The last thing we remember is the moon hit our eye. | 1.6886 | 0.01225 | 3902 | 1939 | 1239 | 724 |
21 | Hopefully, you two are vegetarians." | 1.6849 | 0.01236 | 3605 | 1739 | 1263 | 603 |
22 | It may be your night in, but it’s our night out. | 1.6750 | 0.01253 | 3218 | 1506 | 1252 | 460 |
23 | No idea. We were in our favorite pizza place, I told a joke, she said, 'Good Lord deliver us,' and the next thing we know.... | 1.6743 | 0.01297 | 3380 | 1691 | 1099 | 590 |
24 | Did you order two nine-inch Italians? | 1.6699 | 0.01033 | 5277 | 2643 | 1733 | 901 |
25 | What did you think the shrimp special was? | 1.6628 | 0.01568 | 2319 | 1184 | 733 | 402 |
26 | You wanted dates on your pizza? You got dates on your pizza. | 1.6461 | 0.01973 | 1362 | 687 | 470 | 205 |
27 | You think YOUR dinner is ruined?... I was about to propose! | 1.6293 | 0.01840 | 1570 | 816 | 520 | 234 |
28 | Remember us from your wedding cake? | 1.6274 | 0.01352 | 2880 | 1494 | 965 | 421 |
29 | Hi, we're the Toppings | 1.6234 | 0.01223 | 3670 | 1958 | 1136 | 576 |
30 | Could we have two more drops of Chianti, please? | 1.6213 | 0.01720 | 1735 | 898 | 596 | 241 |
31 | We represent the shrinking middle class. | 1.6166 | 0.01433 | 2645 | 1419 | 821 | 405 |
32 | What did you expect from Little Caesars? | 1.6163 | 0.01280 | 3193 | 1683 | 1052 | 458 |
33 | Honey, I don't think the kids will eat pizza with dates on it. | 1.6147 | 0.01203 | 3784 | 2046 | 1150 | 588 |
34 | Yes, we're ready to order. | 1.6053 | 0.01405 | 2498 | 1303 | 878 | 317 |
35 | Hey don't look at me, you're the one who said you were in the mood for a little Italian. | 1.5848 | 0.01442 | 2305 | 1229 | 804 | 272 |
36 | You ordered two small vegans? | 1.5803 | 0.01223 | 3479 | 1941 | 1057 | 481 |
37 | Finally. Could we please have our menus? | 1.5757 | 0.01254 | 3215 | 1784 | 1011 | 420 |
38 | You said you wanted us for dinner. | 1.5655 | 0.01410 | 3075 | 1898 | 615 | 562 |
39 | It's a long story, but trust us. Don't use the coupon." | 1.5580 | 0.01687 | 1844 | 1071 | 517 | 256 |
40 | Hi, my name is Bob, this is my wife, Sally, and I am a candidate for the Democratic Party nomination for the presidency of the United States. | 1.5578 | 0.02093 | 1323 | 805 | 298 | 220 |
41 | Now you know what those little plastic things are for. | 1.5564 | 0.01522 | 2243 | 1301 | 636 | 306 |
42 | If you don't like them, you can just pick them off. | 1.5541 | 0.01812 | 1599 | 935 | 442 | 222 |
43 | Stop hovering. We'll give up the table when we finish eating. | 1.5384 | 0.01890 | 1354 | 784 | 411 | 159 |
44 | We met in Little Italy. | 1.5356 | 0.01701 | 1671 | 972 | 503 | 196 |
45 | You're seriously ordering us to go? | 1.5295 | 0.01898 | 1458 | 887 | 370 | 201 |
46 | You ordered the small family size, right? | 1.5293 | 0.01706 | 1655 | 971 | 492 | 192 |
47 | It turns out the apostrophe in "Extra Small Meat Lover's" makes a big difference | 1.5236 | 0.02324 | 888 | 525 | 261 | 102 |
48 | I told the genie, "Make us a pizza". The next thing you know, we're here. | 1.5206 | 0.01804 | 1504 | 901 | 423 | 180 |
49 | Well, you're not exactly what we ordered, either. | 1.5049 | 0.02561 | 715 | 432 | 205 | 78 |
50 | That's the last time I eat mushrooms as an appetizer. | 1.5034 | 0.02039 | 1170 | 719 | 313 | 138 |
51 | Hi, I'm Basil, and this is Olive | 1.5033 | 0.02313 | 900 | 551 | 245 | 104 |
52 | Stare all you want, we're not giving up the table. | 1.5019 | 0.02105 | 1042 | 629 | 303 | 110 |
53 | Roger, I know said I wanted 2 small vegetarians but did you have to be so literal? | 1.4982 | 0.02067 | 1092 | 666 | 308 | 118 |
54 | It wasn’t our idea either, we just asked for a little table for two. | 1.4976 | 0.02032 | 1059 | 631 | 329 | 99 |
55 | I'll bet you always wondered what these little tables were for. | 1.4957 | 0.02156 | 1051 | 655 | 271 | 125 |
56 | I don't suppose you've seen our waiter, have you? | 1.4957 | 0.02055 | 1049 | 630 | 318 | 101 |
57 | You ordered two small Sicilians. | 1.4936 | 0.02113 | 1015 | 617 | 295 | 103 |
58 | Wait'll you see the box YOU are in. | 1.4919 | 0.02209 | 984 | 613 | 258 | 113 |
59 | "If you boys would just call us more often, Dad and I wouldn't have to resort to this. | 1.4871 | 0.02256 | 928 | 579 | 246 | 103 |
60 | This is what happens when they ask you if you want any toppings and you say "yeah a couple" | 1.4868 | 0.02632 | 680 | 424 | 181 | 75 |
61 | I ordered a single topping pizza, not singles topping a pizza. | 1.4829 | 0.02326 | 876 | 551 | 227 | 98 |
62 | We could ask you the same question. | 1.4828 | 0.02289 | 901 | 566 | 235 | 100 |
63 | This IS two small Sicilians and a plain. | 1.4805 | 0.02313 | 874 | 549 | 230 | 95 |
64 | Are you implying that we are NOT "hot and spicy"? | 1.4782 | 0.02360 | 824 | 516 | 222 | 86 |
65 | Yeah, but things are gonna get even weirder when you look up. | 1.4770 | 0.02814 | 587 | 370 | 154 | 63 |
66 | Well, you did order a small Sicilian and a small Neapolitan, right? | 1.4741 | 0.02333 | 793 | 489 | 232 | 72 |
67 | This is an awkward situation no matter how you slice it. | 1.4717 | 0.02445 | 761 | 480 | 203 | 78 |
68 | It does say, "a unique, fine dining experience inside each box". | 1.4704 | 0.02600 | 676 | 428 | 178 | 70 |
69 | Close the box and walk away. You saw nothing. | 1.4689 | 0.02472 | 740 | 468 | 197 | 75 |
70 | Greetings from little Italy! | 1.4687 | 0.02439 | 751 | 473 | 204 | 74 |
71 | I think it was the mushrooms. | 1.4677 | 0.02470 | 744 | 472 | 196 | 76 |
72 | I think we are ready to order. | 1.4674 | 0.02383 | 766 | 479 | 216 | 71 |
73 | Maybe next time pizza first, then drugs. | 1.4643 | 0.02770 | 631 | 412 | 145 | 74 |
74 | Take what you like,we can't eat all of it. | 1.4642 | 0.02476 | 713 | 449 | 197 | 67 |
75 | Well, we started out on wedding cakes but now we do just about anything, ‘xcept soup and barbecue. | 1.4620 | 0.02576 | 684 | 438 | 176 | 70 |
76 | Finally! No one has checked on our table in over half an hour! | 1.4601 | 0.02511 | 702 | 447 | 187 | 68 |
77 | We got tired of standing on wedding cakes | 1.4564 | 0.02586 | 677 | 437 | 171 | 69 |
78 | Wow that really does keep the cheese from sticking to the box | 1.4561 | 0.02594 | 649 | 414 | 174 | 61 |
79 | Well, you did order a couple of small Vegans. | 1.4558 | 0.02561 | 667 | 426 | 178 | 63 |
80 | We're from Little, Little Italy. | 1.4543 | 0.02546 | 656 | 416 | 182 | 58 |
81 | Maybe you're tiny people living in a pizza box too, you ever think of that? | 1.4516 | 0.02619 | 640 | 412 | 167 | 61 |
82 | Our last gig was on a wedding cake. | 1.4513 | 0.02621 | 636 | 409 | 167 | 60 |
83 | We aged-out of that bride and groom gig. | 1.4505 | 0.02865 | 535 | 345 | 139 | 51 |
84 | So that's what the little plastic thing is for. | 1.4493 | 0.02749 | 592 | 385 | 148 | 59 |
85 | Oh look, the show is starting. | 1.4493 | 0.02709 | 601 | 389 | 154 | 58 |
86 | The tables are crappy plastic, but the pizzas are huge. | 1.4478 | 0.02811 | 565 | 368 | 141 | 56 |
87 | You think we have it bad? You two are actually in a giant calzone. | 1.4477 | 0.02753 | 612 | 404 | 142 | 66 |
88 | We're the Toppings. I'm Jim, and this is my wife Edna. | 1.4457 | 0.02869 | 552 | 363 | 132 | 57 |
89 | Its hard to get a good table but the portions are quite large. | 1.4456 | 0.02814 | 570 | 374 | 138 | 58 |
90 | We asked to be seated in the piazza. | 1.4432 | 0.02842 | 537 | 349 | 138 | 50 |
91 | The service here is terrible and the floor is greasy. | 1.4432 | 0.02842 | 537 | 349 | 138 | 50 |
92 | We couldn't find the hostess so we just seated ourselves. | 1.4422 | 0.02812 | 545 | 354 | 141 | 50 |
93 | “Sorry, pal—we’re Little Conceivers.” | 1.4415 | 0.03217 | 573 | 419 | 55 | 99 |
94 | Hi, there! We’re the Toppings! | 1.4391 | 0.02856 | 558 | 371 | 129 | 58 |
95 | Finish your wine, Honey, I think they're waiting on us to close up. | 1.4391 | 0.02669 | 558 | 355 | 161 | 42 |
96 | Want some? The portions are enormous!" | 1.4365 | 0.02744 | 543 | 350 | 149 | 44 |
97 | Having some wine. What's it look like? | 1.4355 | 0.02832 | 519 | 337 | 138 | 44 |
98 | Henry, did you order dates on the pizza again? | 1.4337 | 0.02886 | 528 | 350 | 127 | 51 |
99 | Just eat around us | 1.4291 | 0.02965 | 508 | 341 | 116 | 51 |
100 | Just the check, please. | 1.4291 | 0.02912 | 508 | 337 | 124 | 47 |
101 | We didn't order you either. | 1.4289 | 0.03138 | 436 | 289 | 107 | 40 |
102 | You asked for a pizza with Basil and Olive, right? | 1.4254 | 0.02833 | 489 | 317 | 136 | 36 |
103 | Take our advice: don't eat the mushrooms. | 1.4247 | 0.02952 | 485 | 322 | 120 | 43 |
104 | We’ve been waiting 25 minutes to order, so YES, we ate all the pepperoni! | 1.4242 | 0.03025 | 462 | 307 | 114 | 41 |
105 | Ya gonna stare all day or tell us the specials? | 1.4223 | 0.02885 | 476 | 311 | 129 | 36 |
106 | She's Olive. I'm Basil. What's the problem? | 1.4212 | 0.03244 | 425 | 289 | 93 | 43 |
107 | We'll be out of your way soon. We have a wedding cake gig in an hour. | 1.4212 | 0.03261 | 425 | 290 | 91 | 44 |
108 | We also do weddings. | 1.4203 | 0.02919 | 464 | 304 | 125 | 35 |
109 | Oh thank God! We've been trying to get that open for hours! | 1.4182 | 0.03226 | 428 | 292 | 93 | 43 |
110 | Delivery? On Heavens no. We’re the DiGiornos. | 1.4173 | 0.03357 | 393 | 268 | 86 | 39 |
111 | Seriously, who orders dates on a pizza? | 1.4161 | 0.03076 | 447 | 301 | 106 | 40 |
112 | I asked for Margherita on the pizza, not Mark and Rita | 1.4153 | 0.03062 | 443 | 297 | 108 | 38 |
113 | I take it you didn’t read the small print either. | 1.4143 | 0.03125 | 391 | 256 | 108 | 27 |
114 | In all fairness, when she asked what toppings you wanted, you did say “surprise me.” | 1.4142 | 0.03005 | 437 | 289 | 115 | 33 |
115 | Can you give us another minute? I was just about to propose. | 1.4133 | 0.03139 | 392 | 258 | 106 | 28 |
116 | Makes you think about your place in the universe, doesn't it? | 1.4130 | 0.03103 | 431 | 290 | 104 | 37 |
117 | Well, I did order 2 small vegetarians. | 1.4128 | 0.03129 | 436 | 296 | 100 | 40 |
118 | Nice to meet you; we're the Garnishes. | 1.4128 | 0.03233 | 390 | 261 | 97 | 32 |
119 | All i said over the phone was surprise me | 1.4128 | 0.03171 | 390 | 258 | 103 | 29 |
120 | But we ARE the small "Meat Lovers!" | 1.4128 | 0.03372 | 390 | 268 | 83 | 39 |
121 | Oh, are you closing? | 1.4123 | 0.03225 | 405 | 274 | 95 | 36 |
122 | We're the Toppings. This is Helen and I'm Bob | 1.4116 | 0.03090 | 430 | 289 | 105 | 36 |
123 | What did you think you'd find on a shrimp pizza? | 1.4112 | 0.03029 | 428 | 284 | 112 | 32 |
124 | Well, what did you think these little plastic tables were for? | 1.4104 | 0.03156 | 424 | 288 | 98 | 38 |
125 | We're members of the upper crust | 1.4100 | 0.03184 | 422 | 288 | 95 | 39 |
126 | If you see our waiter will you ask him where our pizza is? | 1.4072 | 0.03053 | 415 | 276 | 109 | 30 |
127 | Of course it looks like a table. It is a table. | 1.4072 | 0.03034 | 415 | 275 | 111 | 29 |
128 | Please say you're vegetarian. | 1.4072 | 0.03110 | 415 | 279 | 103 | 33 |
129 | Well, you're not exactly what we were hoping for, either. | 1.4063 | 0.02995 | 411 | 270 | 115 | 26 |
130 | Ohhhh, hey, I think the edibles just kicked in. | 1.4063 | 0.03168 | 411 | 279 | 97 | 35 |
131 | Is it the weed or are you seeing them too? | 1.4049 | 0.03257 | 405 | 279 | 88 | 38 |
132 | Can you send our waiter over? | 1.4035 | 0.03194 | 399 | 271 | 95 | 33 |
133 | You ordered the small Italian family style right? | 1.4035 | 0.03155 | 399 | 269 | 99 | 31 |
134 | Food's good. Decor is a little cheesy. | 1.4035 | 0.03147 | 404 | 273 | 99 | 32 |
135 | I told you not to order a pizza with dates on it. | 1.4030 | 0.03322 | 397 | 276 | 82 | 39 |
136 | I ordered the meat lover’s not the meet lovers. | 1.4030 | 0.03303 | 397 | 275 | 84 | 38 |
137 | Before you complain, let me just say she's a little saucy, I'm a little cheesy, and we've both got plenty of dough. | 1.4020 | 0.03248 | 393 | 269 | 90 | 34 |
138 | If you keep staring we'll eat slow and order dessert. | 1.4015 | 0.03259 | 391 | 268 | 89 | 34 |
139 | If you think this is weird, look up! | 1.3995 | 0.03264 | 383 | 262 | 89 | 32 |
140 | A cabernet savignon for me, and another Chardonnay for the lady. | 1.3979 | 0.03169 | 377 | 253 | 98 | 26 |
141 | Little Italy. It's a thing. | 1.3979 | 0.03169 | 377 | 253 | 98 | 26 |
142 | Excuse me, this is a personal pizza. | 1.3979 | 0.03278 | 377 | 258 | 88 | 31 |
143 | We’re just here to make the pizza look bigger. | 1.3972 | 0.03397 | 355 | 244 | 81 | 30 |
144 | We booked it on OpenTable | 1.3964 | 0.03554 | 333 | 231 | 72 | 30 |
145 | Maybe this tiny house thing has gone too far. | 1.3964 | 0.03529 | 333 | 230 | 74 | 29 |
146 | If you are surprised now, don't look up. | 1.3957 | 0.03251 | 374 | 255 | 90 | 29 |
147 | It was either this or we sat at the bar. | 1.3951 | 0.03479 | 329 | 225 | 78 | 26 |
148 | Hi- we're the Olives. | 1.3951 | 0.03571 | 324 | 224 | 72 | 28 |
149 | You want a piece of me? | 1.3946 | 0.03406 | 370 | 259 | 76 | 35 |
150 | I knew we should have said no to the magic mushrooms. | 1.3945 | 0.03777 | 327 | 235 | 55 | 37 |
151 | And we’ll be leaving a tiny tip, too! | 1.3945 | 0.03520 | 327 | 225 | 75 | 27 |
152 | We ate the mushroom pizza Alice gave us. | 1.3940 | 0.03353 | 368 | 255 | 81 | 32 |
153 | Check, please. | 1.3937 | 0.03607 | 348 | 248 | 63 | 37 |
154 | Finally! The waiter... | 1.3934 | 0.03366 | 366 | 254 | 80 | 32 |
155 | Can you close the lid, please? It's really throwing off the ambience. | 1.3932 | 0.03630 | 323 | 226 | 67 | 30 |
156 | Look, if you don't like us, just pick us off. | 1.3932 | 0.03577 | 323 | 224 | 71 | 28 |
157 | And you’re sure you said ‘two small meat lovers’ and not ‘two small lovers meet’ | 1.3932 | 0.03683 | 323 | 228 | 63 | 32 |
158 | Well, that explains the beanstalk. | 1.3930 | 0.03541 | 341 | 239 | 70 | 32 |
159 | You can have our table when we’re done. | 1.3925 | 0.03454 | 321 | 218 | 80 | 23 |
160 | Look, Gulliver. It's the Lillipizzans! | 1.3924 | 0.03445 | 344 | 238 | 77 | 29 |
161 | Did you order the pizza from Little Italy again | 1.3918 | 0.03662 | 319 | 224 | 65 | 30 |
162 | We asked for a table on the piazza. | 1.3918 | 0.03552 | 319 | 220 | 73 | 26 |
163 | Next time don’t order from Gulliver’s Pizza. | 1.3918 | 0.03689 | 319 | 225 | 63 | 31 |
164 | Do you mind? This is a personal pan pizza! | 1.3917 | 0.03472 | 360 | 254 | 71 | 35 |
165 | So she said “Let’s find a nice table in the Piazza” | 1.3912 | 0.03568 | 317 | 219 | 72 | 26 |
166 | This is the last time I order from Little Italy | 1.3879 | 0.03437 | 348 | 243 | 75 | 30 |
167 | It was at this moment that Ben realized the mushrooms on his pizza might not have been normal mushrooms. | 1.3879 | 0.03508 | 348 | 246 | 69 | 33 |
168 | To you, it’s a pizza. To us, it’s a hut. | 1.3879 | 0.03339 | 348 | 239 | 83 | 26 |
169 | We know what you’re both wondering... How did the box close in the first place? | 1.3866 | 0.03390 | 344 | 238 | 79 | 27 |
170 | Do you mind? We've waited 18min at 425º for this table. | 1.3866 | 0.03262 | 344 | 233 | 89 | 22 |
171 | What're you staring at, Einstein? You think you ain't standing in the middle of an even bigger pizza? | 1.3853 | 0.03442 | 340 | 237 | 75 | 28 |
172 | Thanks for not ordering the calzone. | 1.3851 | 0.03631 | 322 | 228 | 64 | 30 |
173 | It's not delivery, it's the DiGiornos. | 1.3846 | 0.03430 | 338 | 235 | 76 | 27 |
174 | I have a feeling we’re not in Little Italy any more. | 1.3846 | 0.03404 | 338 | 234 | 78 | 26 |
175 | Then don't order the date-night combo! | 1.3844 | 0.03425 | 320 | 219 | 79 | 22 |
176 | We thought we asked to be seated in the piazza. | 1.3839 | 0.03285 | 336 | 228 | 87 | 21 |
177 | I told you it was only a matter of time before other people found out about this place.” | 1.3836 | 0.03351 | 318 | 215 | 84 | 19 |
178 | Excuse me Sir, but we're kind of in the middle of something. | 1.3825 | 0.03418 | 332 | 230 | 77 | 25 |
179 | Hi, actually could we switch to a booth? | 1.3824 | 0.03649 | 306 | 215 | 65 | 26 |
180 | Didn't you order two small meat lovers?" | 1.3822 | 0.03583 | 314 | 220 | 68 | 26 |
181 | Please bring the check and a small ladder. | 1.3811 | 0.03665 | 286 | 198 | 67 | 21 |
182 | Well what about OUR order? | 1.3811 | 0.03428 | 307 | 209 | 79 | 19 |
183 | So I say to the genie, how 'bout a nice romantic dinner on an Italian piazza? | 1.3811 | 0.03526 | 328 | 231 | 69 | 28 |
184 | We ate all your toppings. | 1.3811 | 0.03473 | 328 | 229 | 73 | 26 |
185 | Did you order us or did we order you? | 1.3811 | 0.03446 | 328 | 228 | 75 | 25 |
186 | Hurry up and eat. We've got to change for a wedding cake. | 1.3811 | 0.03579 | 328 | 233 | 65 | 30 |
187 | I don't think they got what they ordered either. | 1.3804 | 0.03487 | 326 | 228 | 72 | 26 |
188 | You’re disappointed!? We asked for a table overlooking the piazza. | 1.3774 | 0.03545 | 318 | 224 | 68 | 26 |
189 | We were as surprised as you that this cartoon needed a caption. | 1.3771 | 0.03871 | 297 | 216 | 50 | 31 |
190 | Sorry, this one’s occupied. | 1.3741 | 0.03714 | 294 | 209 | 60 | 25 |
191 | We're the Anchovies--who the hell are YOU? | 1.3741 | 0.03714 | 294 | 209 | 60 | 25 |
192 | We thought that WE were the upper crust. | 1.3741 | 0.03745 | 294 | 210 | 58 | 26 |
193 | Eat her first. I haven't finished my wine. | 1.3741 | 0.03714 | 294 | 209 | 60 | 25 |
194 | Since delivery took more than 30 minutes, we’re free. | 1.3741 | 0.03587 | 294 | 205 | 68 | 21 |
195 | We've finally made it into the upper crust. | 1.3741 | 0.03745 | 294 | 210 | 58 | 26 |
196 | It's okay: We're not big eaters. | 1.3739 | 0.05983 | 115 | 82 | 23 | 10 |
197 | Would you like to join us? This is way more than we can eat. | 1.3734 | 0.03709 | 308 | 222 | 57 | 29 |
198 | Can we get the check? | 1.3725 | 0.03331 | 306 | 208 | 82 | 16 |
199 | Well then you should have looked at the toppings buttons on the app more carefully. Now apologize to my wife. She’s not what I wanted either, but I don’t go around whipping boxes open and telling her. | 1.3725 | 0.03638 | 306 | 218 | 62 | 26 |
200 | Not nearly as surprised as we were. | 1.3725 | 0.03457 | 306 | 212 | 74 | 20 |
201 | Well I’ll be, every kid was right after all. | 1.3717 | 0.03177 | 304 | 202 | 91 | 11 |
202 | I thought we were avoiding Rosemary and Basil. | 1.3717 | 0.03624 | 304 | 216 | 63 | 25 |
203 | We're waiting on a pizza. | 1.3709 | 0.03610 | 302 | 214 | 64 | 24 |
204 | We’re re-enacting an old episode of the Twilight Zone. | 1.3709 | 0.03579 | 302 | 213 | 66 | 23 |
205 | It’s a lot to digest. | 1.3708 | 0.03941 | 267 | 192 | 51 | 24 |
206 | Oh, sorry, we thought you had ordered a small piazza. | 1.3708 | 0.04115 | 267 | 197 | 41 | 29 |
207 | We're not delivery. We're the Digiornos. | 1.3708 | 0.03869 | 267 | 190 | 55 | 22 |
208 | If you wouldn't mind, it took us 30 minutes to get this table. | 1.3700 | 0.03436 | 300 | 207 | 75 | 18 |
209 | This is all-people. I ordered half-people, half anchovy | 1.3694 | 0.04034 | 268 | 196 | 45 | 27 |
210 | Please stop hovering! We haven't even had dessert yet. | 1.3694 | 0.03783 | 268 | 189 | 59 | 20 |
211 | Before you go doing anything crazy, answer me this: are you big, or are we little? | 1.3682 | 0.03531 | 296 | 207 | 69 | 20 |
212 | Hey, Tony. Small world! | 1.3682 | 0.03689 | 296 | 212 | 59 | 25 |
213 | Gulliver warned us about this place. | 1.3677 | 0.03538 | 291 | 203 | 69 | 19 |
214 | What did you think we'd do after the wedding cake gig? | 1.3677 | 0.03538 | 291 | 203 | 69 | 19 |
215 | Originally, We were saving for a house, but now we just keep buying better and better Chianti. | 1.3677 | 0.03637 | 291 | 206 | 63 | 22 |
216 | We ate the mushrooms that make you small. Ask Alice. | 1.3677 | 0.03572 | 291 | 204 | 67 | 20 |
217 | Did you order a small dinner for two? | 1.3673 | 0.03546 | 294 | 206 | 68 | 20 |
218 | Dave, did you order dates on the pizza again? | 1.3673 | 0.03799 | 294 | 214 | 52 | 28 |
219 | We’re so excited you are finally having us for dinner. | 1.3668 | 0.03416 | 289 | 198 | 76 | 15 |
220 | Small Margherita and Basil, no? | 1.3659 | 0.03736 | 287 | 206 | 57 | 24 |
221 | Sorry, we heard 'meet lovers.' | 1.3659 | 0.03604 | 287 | 202 | 65 | 20 |
222 | I thought we ordered it without shrimps. | 1.3659 | 0.03637 | 287 | 203 | 63 | 21 |
223 | Thanks for not ordering deep dish. | 1.3655 | 0.03510 | 290 | 202 | 70 | 18 |
224 | Thanks anyway but we've never been big on pizza. | 1.3649 | 0.03851 | 285 | 208 | 50 | 27 |
225 | Have you been listening the whole time? | 1.3649 | 0.03654 | 285 | 202 | 62 | 21 |
226 | Next time I think we should order the Vegetarian. | 1.3649 | 0.03721 | 285 | 204 | 58 | 23 |
227 | See? Pineapple isn’t the weirdest thing you can put on a pizza. | 1.3649 | 0.03551 | 285 | 199 | 68 | 18 |
228 | Sometimes Pi is irrational. | 1.3646 | 0.03693 | 288 | 206 | 59 | 23 |
229 | I always wondered what the little plastic table in pizza boxes was for, but obviously this raises more questions than it answers. | 1.3640 | 0.03842 | 250 | 176 | 57 | 17 |
230 | We are done-just waiting for the check | 1.3640 | 0.03636 | 283 | 200 | 63 | 20 |
231 | Didn't you order the pizza with dates? | 1.3640 | 0.03601 | 283 | 199 | 65 | 19 |
232 | We’re ready to order. | 1.3630 | 0.03756 | 281 | 202 | 56 | 23 |
233 | You asked for a little Olive and a little Basil on your pizza, yes? | 1.3627 | 0.03556 | 284 | 199 | 67 | 18 |
234 | We ordered in and got delivered. Go figure. | 1.3620 | 0.03739 | 279 | 200 | 57 | 22 |
235 | Do you mind? We’re in the middle of something here! | 1.3610 | 0.03936 | 241 | 171 | 53 | 17 |
236 | I don't like the way they're eyeing our rug... | 1.3600 | 0.03631 | 275 | 194 | 63 | 18 |
237 | Sorry, we ate your breadsticks. | 1.3600 | 0.03595 | 275 | 193 | 65 | 17 |
238 | I told you to call Jonathan's Swift Pizzeria, NOT Jonathan Swift's Pizzeria. | 1.3600 | 0.03704 | 275 | 196 | 59 | 20 |
239 | The food was good but the floor is rather greasy. | 1.3597 | 0.03780 | 278 | 201 | 54 | 23 |
240 | Close the lid our food's getting cold. | 1.3590 | 0.03721 | 273 | 195 | 58 | 20 |
241 | At least it's not anchovies. | 1.3590 | 0.03611 | 273 | 192 | 64 | 17 |
242 | You ordered the 'Cheese Lovers' didn't you? | 1.3590 | 0.03757 | 273 | 196 | 56 | 21 |
243 | When I ordered a pizza big enough for two people, I didn't realize the two people came with it. | 1.3583 | 0.03854 | 240 | 169 | 56 | 15 |
244 | Excuse me, but this pizza is taken. | 1.3583 | 0.04241 | 240 | 178 | 38 | 24 |
245 | We may be the the 1%, but we own the pie! | 1.3583 | 0.04031 | 254 | 186 | 45 | 23 |
246 | Are we in your nightmare or you in ours? | 1.3579 | 0.03513 | 271 | 188 | 69 | 14 |
247 | Well, next time I ask you what you want on the pizza, don't say 'Surprise me!' if you don't mean it. | 1.3566 | 0.03579 | 272 | 191 | 65 | 16 |
248 | Did you or did you not ask for dates on your pizza? | 1.3558 | 0.03622 | 267 | 188 | 63 | 16 |
249 | Add this to pineapple and anchovies as things that should never be on pizza. | 1.3558 | 0.03812 | 267 | 193 | 53 | 21 |
250 | This is nothing. Wait until you eat the mushrooms. | 1.3558 | 0.03812 | 267 | 193 | 53 | 21 |
251 | We’re the lovers. The meat’s underneath. | 1.3558 | 0.03992 | 267 | 198 | 43 | 26 |
252 | There you are. We're ready to order. | 1.3558 | 0.03583 | 267 | 187 | 65 | 15 |
253 | Didn't you order a small Neapolitan and small Sicilian? | 1.3558 | 0.03699 | 267 | 190 | 59 | 18 |
254 | Well, didn’t you order two small lightly sauced Italians? | 1.3534 | 0.03667 | 266 | 189 | 60 | 17 |
255 | Slight error. They thought you ordered WITH two people not FOR two people. | 1.3534 | 0.03743 | 266 | 191 | 56 | 19 |
256 | Yes, well, no more surprised than we are. | 1.3507 | 0.04197 | 211 | 152 | 44 | 15 |
257 | You might want to avoid the mushrooms. | 1.3502 | 0.03749 | 257 | 184 | 56 | 17 |
258 | We asked a genie if he could make us a pizza. | 1.3502 | 0.03790 | 257 | 185 | 54 | 18 |
259 | The food is bad and the portions are small. | 1.3492 | 0.03757 | 252 | 180 | 56 | 16 |
260 | What? You didn’t order the extra small, two topping, date night special? | 1.3492 | 0.03672 | 252 | 178 | 60 | 14 |
261 | We are trying to think inside the box . | 1.3484 | 0.04161 | 221 | 161 | 43 | 17 |
262 | I knew that little table was for something. | 1.3484 | 0.04307 | 221 | 164 | 37 | 20 |
263 | What did you expect when you ordered dates on your pizza? | 1.3484 | 0.03906 | 221 | 156 | 53 | 12 |
264 | See Margaret? I said, what kind of restaurant has just one table? | 1.3484 | 0.04259 | 221 | 163 | 39 | 19 |
265 | I always wondered what that plastic thing was for | 1.3484 | 0.04210 | 221 | 162 | 41 | 18 |
266 | Well, you ordered the two-person pizza... | 1.3480 | 0.03818 | 250 | 180 | 53 | 17 |
267 | We were hoping to be served, not be served. | 1.3480 | 0.03645 | 250 | 176 | 61 | 13 |
268 | You ordered dinner for two? | 1.3468 | 0.04145 | 222 | 162 | 43 | 17 |
269 | You ordered Marguerita. Well I'm her husband. | 1.3468 | 0.04337 | 222 | 166 | 35 | 21 |
270 | This table is taken. | 1.3468 | 0.04045 | 222 | 160 | 47 | 15 |
271 | Finally. Can we get some more parmesan? | 1.3468 | 0.04145 | 222 | 162 | 43 | 17 |
272 | Now that you've interrupted us, how about a couple of drops of Chianti?" | 1.3468 | 0.03943 | 222 | 158 | 51 | 13 |
273 | Oh, so thats what those are used for? | 1.3468 | 0.04290 | 222 | 165 | 37 | 20 |
274 | Do you have a very small bathroom we could use? | 1.3468 | 0.04045 | 222 | 160 | 47 | 15 |
275 | Soooooo, do they tip or do we? | 1.3468 | 0.03526 | 248 | 172 | 66 | 10 |
276 | I SPECIFICALLY asked the hostess not to give us this table for this exact reason. | 1.3468 | 0.03751 | 248 | 177 | 56 | 15 |
277 | This is what you get when you order from Little Caesars! | 1.3468 | 0.03879 | 248 | 180 | 50 | 18 |
278 | We thought we were dining out on the piazza! | 1.3468 | 0.03837 | 248 | 179 | 52 | 17 |
279 | Honey, what is a tiny straight couple doing on our pizza? | 1.3455 | 0.03983 | 246 | 181 | 45 | 20 |
280 | Let's see Dean Martin sing about this! | 1.3455 | 0.03589 | 246 | 172 | 63 | 11 |
281 | At least you have your food. We haven't ordered yet! | 1.3455 | 0.03680 | 246 | 174 | 59 | 13 |
282 | Ah man... I said meat lovers NOT meet lovers. | 1.3453 | 0.04080 | 223 | 162 | 45 | 16 |
283 | What did you think the little table was for? | 1.3448 | 0.04016 | 232 | 169 | 46 | 17 |
284 | We're just as surprised as you are! | 1.3448 | 0.04153 | 232 | 172 | 40 | 20 |
285 | We used to live in a music box but the noise and the dancing were too much. | 1.3443 | 0.03788 | 244 | 175 | 54 | 15 |
286 | I know we probably look guilty, but the delivery guy actually ate most of it. | 1.3443 | 0.03962 | 244 | 179 | 46 | 19 |
287 | It's still better than Hawaiian. | 1.3443 | 0.04046 | 244 | 181 | 42 | 21 |
288 | I guess they’re back on the sauce. | 1.3441 | 0.03757 | 247 | 177 | 55 | 15 |
289 | Excuse me, we're in the middle of a conversation. | 1.3430 | 0.03670 | 242 | 171 | 59 | 12 |
290 | Come to think of it, those mushrooms did taste a little odd. | 1.3430 | 0.03716 | 242 | 172 | 57 | 13 |
291 | It's YOUR fault! Who orders dates on pizza | 1.3430 | 0.03762 | 242 | 173 | 55 | 14 |
292 | Would you mind closing the lid on your way out? | 1.3430 | 0.03762 | 242 | 173 | 55 | 14 |
293 | Hello, we're the Pepperonis | 1.3430 | 0.04110 | 242 | 181 | 39 | 22 |
294 | Take out for you but it's eat in for us. | 1.3430 | 0.03852 | 242 | 175 | 51 | 16 |
295 | The seating's a bit tight but the portions are huge! | 1.3412 | 0.04071 | 211 | 152 | 46 | 13 |
296 | This is so wrong, I ordered vegetarian. | 1.3402 | 0.03990 | 241 | 178 | 44 | 19 |
297 | One side makes you larger, and one side makes you small. | 1.3402 | 0.03903 | 241 | 176 | 48 | 17 |
298 | You can have our table, we are just about done. | 1.3402 | 0.03903 | 241 | 176 | 48 | 17 |
299 | That's correct. We are the Anchovies. I'm Dave and this is Gwen. | 1.3389 | 0.03968 | 239 | 176 | 45 | 18 |
300 | Why yes, our last name is Toppings! Why do you ask? | 1.3389 | 0.03740 | 239 | 171 | 55 | 13 |
301 | I've never had dates on a pizza before. | 1.3389 | 0.03832 | 239 | 173 | 51 | 15 |
302 | The lady said, 'For here or to go?' and we said yes. | 1.3389 | 0.03832 | 239 | 173 | 51 | 15 |
303 | ..and this is my wife, Olive. We're the Toppings. | 1.3389 | 0.03692 | 239 | 170 | 57 | 12 |
304 | You try finding a table on a Friday night. | 1.3376 | 0.03642 | 234 | 165 | 59 | 10 |
305 | So good of you to have us for dinner. | 1.3376 | 0.03540 | 234 | 163 | 63 | 8 |
306 | Hello. We're from Little Italy. | 1.3376 | 0.04159 | 234 | 176 | 37 | 21 |
307 | Staring won't make us leave this table one minute sooner. | 1.3376 | 0.03886 | 234 | 170 | 49 | 15 |
308 | The boys at Sal's have been playing with the 3D printer again. | 1.3365 | 0.04268 | 208 | 154 | 38 | 16 |
309 | We'll have a small pie, and a thimble of your house chianti. | 1.3365 | 0.03987 | 208 | 149 | 48 | 11 |
310 | YOU'RE surprised? We've just figured out why there's cheese all over the floor! | 1.3365 | 0.04322 | 208 | 155 | 36 | 17 |
311 | Are you the Donner Party? | 1.3365 | 0.04429 | 208 | 157 | 32 | 19 |
312 | Would you happen to have a late-harvest Reisling? | 1.3365 | 0.04158 | 208 | 152 | 42 | 14 |
313 | You have to admit, a personal pizza doesn't get much more personal than this. | 1.3365 | 0.03928 | 208 | 148 | 50 | 10 |
314 | I only ordered people on half... | 1.3365 | 0.04268 | 208 | 154 | 38 | 16 |
315 | We decided to dine in. | 1.3365 | 0.03987 | 208 | 149 | 48 | 11 |
316 | We’re the DeGiornos. Who’re you? | 1.3365 | 0.04481 | 208 | 158 | 30 | 20 |
317 | Well, the coupon did say the extra-large feeds four! | 1.3365 | 0.04214 | 208 | 153 | 40 | 15 |
318 | Breaking news, you ruined our dinner, too. | 1.3365 | 0.04158 | 208 | 152 | 42 | 14 |
319 | We’d like a to-go box, please. | 1.3365 | 0.04045 | 208 | 150 | 46 | 12 |
320 | You did ask for Olive and Basil. | 1.3362 | 0.03941 | 229 | 167 | 47 | 15 |
321 | We're still waiting for our salad. | 1.3362 | 0.03793 | 229 | 164 | 53 | 12 |
322 | Look, pineapple is one thing, but dates are where I draw the line. | 1.3362 | 0.03843 | 229 | 165 | 51 | 13 |
323 | Could be worse - at least it doesn’t have pineapple | 1.3362 | 0.03843 | 229 | 165 | 51 | 13 |
324 | Close the lid, I was about to pop the question! | 1.3362 | 0.03941 | 229 | 167 | 47 | 15 |
325 | We're sick of wedding cake. | 1.3362 | 0.04085 | 229 | 170 | 41 | 18 |
326 | And the strangest part of all this? Our last name is actually Toppings. | 1.3362 | 0.03742 | 229 | 163 | 55 | 11 |
327 | I'm Basil this is Olive. | 1.3362 | 0.03843 | 229 | 165 | 51 | 13 |
328 | Could you please ask the waiter if our small pepperoni is ready? | 1.3362 | 0.04085 | 229 | 170 | 41 | 18 |
329 | I asked them to top it with romaine and dates, not a romantic date. | 1.3362 | 0.03990 | 229 | 168 | 45 | 16 |
330 | We'll try your house red, please. | 1.3362 | 0.03843 | 229 | 165 | 51 | 13 |
331 | We're just having our dessert. This table will be available soon. | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
332 | I guess I'll set the table for four | 1.3333 | 0.03780 | 225 | 161 | 53 | 11 |
333 | Look, your order form specifically stated ‘anything but pineapple.’ | 1.3333 | 0.03832 | 225 | 162 | 51 | 12 |
334 | Well, you ordered the date-night pizza! | 1.3333 | 0.04034 | 225 | 166 | 43 | 16 |
335 | I don’t know, honey—I ordered Hawaiian but these people look French. | 1.3333 | 0.03832 | 225 | 162 | 51 | 12 |
336 | You ordered small ? | 1.3333 | 0.03832 | 225 | 162 | 51 | 12 |
337 | I thought "Diners to Go" was just a misspelling. | 1.3318 | 0.04106 | 223 | 166 | 40 | 17 |
338 | Could you leave it open? We were promised al fresco. | 1.3303 | 0.03977 | 221 | 162 | 45 | 14 |
339 | I hope you tipped the delivery guy at least $5 or this could be you. | 1.3303 | 0.04028 | 221 | 163 | 43 | 15 |
340 | Oh, sorry, is this a personal pizza? | 1.3303 | 0.03872 | 221 | 160 | 49 | 12 |
341 | Look who's here...its a small world, isn't it? | 1.3303 | 0.03818 | 221 | 159 | 51 | 11 |
342 | You're so fond of 'thinking outside the box,' you figure it out. | 1.3299 | 0.04482 | 197 | 149 | 31 | 17 |
343 | What time do you close? | 1.3288 | 0.04153 | 219 | 164 | 38 | 17 |
344 | Wait til you see what comes in your Chinese | 1.3288 | 0.03892 | 219 | 159 | 48 | 12 |
345 | Excuse me, we're in the middle of something here. | 1.3288 | 0.03838 | 219 | 158 | 50 | 11 |
346 | That's on YOU for ordering the 'small vegetarian'. | 1.3288 | 0.03727 | 219 | 156 | 54 | 9 |
347 | Well, there goes the ambiance. | 1.3288 | 0.03892 | 219 | 159 | 48 | 12 |
348 | You didn't read the fine print on the discount coupon, did you? | 1.3288 | 0.03946 | 219 | 160 | 46 | 13 |
349 | Is it okay we seated ourselves? | 1.3288 | 0.04102 | 219 | 163 | 40 | 16 |
350 | Well you did order two smalls. | 1.3288 | 0.03783 | 219 | 157 | 52 | 10 |
351 | Hi there,we're the Pepperonis! | 1.3256 | 0.04043 | 215 | 159 | 42 | 14 |
352 | Would you have preferred anchovies? | 1.3255 | 0.04137 | 212 | 158 | 39 | 15 |
353 | Did you even read the coupon?! | 1.3255 | 0.04082 | 212 | 157 | 41 | 14 |
354 | Nice to meet you. We're the Chovies. Andy and Ann. | 1.3255 | 0.04082 | 212 | 157 | 41 | 14 |
355 | I do hate it when the waiters hover! | 1.3238 | 0.03635 | 210 | 148 | 56 | 6 |
356 | So glad to see you found someone, Paul. | 1.3238 | 0.03936 | 210 | 153 | 46 | 11 |
357 | Rod Serling's at it again! | 1.3238 | 0.03571 | 210 | 147 | 58 | 5 |
358 | Don’t worry, we took off our shoes. | 1.3238 | 0.04161 | 210 | 157 | 38 | 15 |
359 | This is much more civilized than our dining experience in the bucket of chicken. | 1.3238 | 0.04050 | 210 | 155 | 42 | 13 |
360 | This dating app really delivers. | 1.3238 | 0.03818 | 210 | 151 | 50 | 9 |
361 | Waiter!...this carpet's disgusting. | 1.3238 | 0.04161 | 210 | 157 | 38 | 15 |
362 | I asked Karen & Fred to order the pizza. They weren't kidding when they said they were on top of it. | 1.3238 | 0.04374 | 210 | 161 | 30 | 19 |
363 | I always wondered what those little plastic thingies were for. | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
364 | Welcome to Little Caesar’s. I’m the owner and this is Ann Chovy. | 1.3238 | 0.04106 | 210 | 156 | 40 | 14 |
365 | When you ordered the "cheese lovers topping" perhaps you should have been more specific. | 1.3238 | 0.03936 | 210 | 153 | 46 | 11 |
366 | I'm Al Fredo and this is my Aunt Chovy, just as you ordered. | 1.3238 | 0.03993 | 210 | 154 | 44 | 12 |
367 | We got tired of wedding cake. | 1.3238 | 0.03818 | 210 | 151 | 50 | 9 |
368 | There's your mistake: it's a piazza. | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
369 | Yes, we did clean our shoes; which piece would you like? | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
370 | You realize that one of us are dreaming. | 1.3221 | 0.04015 | 208 | 153 | 43 | 12 |
371 | I didn't think I'd like a 'pop-up' restaurant. I was right. | 1.3221 | 0.03898 | 208 | 151 | 47 | 10 |
372 | We ordered a small couple, of pizzas. | 1.3221 | 0.04185 | 208 | 156 | 37 | 15 |
373 | Could have been worse, anchovies. | 1.3221 | 0.04015 | 208 | 153 | 43 | 12 |
374 | Are you god? | 1.3221 | 0.04349 | 208 | 159 | 31 | 18 |
375 | I specifically said deep dish, not family style. | 1.3221 | 0.04015 | 208 | 153 | 43 | 12 |
376 | Now I've seen pizza with everyting. | 1.3221 | 0.03838 | 208 | 150 | 49 | 9 |
377 | Quick, act like an anchovy. | 1.3211 | 0.04397 | 190 | 143 | 33 | 14 |
378 | You wiped your feet before you sat down, right? | 1.3207 | 0.04294 | 184 | 136 | 37 | 11 |
379 | We'd like the check when you get a chance. | 1.3204 | 0.04038 | 206 | 152 | 42 | 12 |
380 | It could be worse. We could be pineapple. | 1.3204 | 0.04210 | 206 | 155 | 36 | 15 |
381 | Sure it's small, but it's rent-controlled. | 1.3204 | 0.03919 | 206 | 150 | 46 | 10 |
382 | The last time I had this dream you weren't wearing pants. | 1.3204 | 0.03979 | 206 | 151 | 44 | 11 |
383 | Could you hold off on our order? We're waiting for a third. | 1.3204 | 0.04038 | 206 | 152 | 42 | 12 |
384 | You said anything but pineapple | 1.3204 | 0.04096 | 206 | 153 | 40 | 13 |
385 | Oh so that's what family-style is | 1.3204 | 0.03919 | 206 | 150 | 46 | 10 |
386 | Well,what did you expect? Blackbirds? | 1.3204 | 0.04096 | 206 | 153 | 40 | 13 |
387 | Honey, I think there was something in the wine. | 1.3204 | 0.03919 | 206 | 150 | 46 | 10 |
388 | Just when I thought this blind date couldn't get any worse... | 1.3186 | 0.04348 | 204 | 156 | 31 | 17 |
389 | Good evening. I'm Hal and this is Ashley, and we'll be your toppings tonight. | 1.3186 | 0.04061 | 204 | 151 | 41 | 12 |
390 | You ordered a romantic dinner for two, right? | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
391 | Well, excuse us, but we thought we were having lunch on the piazza. | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
392 | We had reservations about the mushrooms too. | 1.3186 | 0.03687 | 204 | 145 | 53 | 6 |
393 | You're surprised? You ordered a plain cheese and then asked for a small couple of your customer favorites in the middle. | 1.3186 | 0.03816 | 204 | 147 | 49 | 8 |
394 | Oh well, still better than pineapple. | 1.3186 | 0.04120 | 204 | 152 | 39 | 13 |
395 | In a New York accent, "Hey, we're eating here!" | 1.3186 | 0.03940 | 204 | 149 | 45 | 10 |
396 | We are just waiting for the check | 1.3186 | 0.03878 | 204 | 148 | 47 | 9 |
397 | Great. They forgot the pepperoni. | 1.3186 | 0.04120 | 204 | 152 | 39 | 13 |
398 | Well, we weren’t expecting you either! | 1.3186 | 0.03878 | 204 | 148 | 47 | 9 |
399 | I always knew those little things did more than just support the lid. | 1.3186 | 0.04120 | 204 | 152 | 39 | 13 |
400 | You ordered the romantic dinner for two. | 1.3186 | 0.04178 | 204 | 153 | 37 | 14 |
401 | You can open the lid. We're just making small talk. | 1.3186 | 0.04120 | 204 | 152 | 39 | 13 |
402 | They were out of meat lovers, so you got us wine lovers instead. | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
403 | We asked to be seated inside... | 1.3186 | 0.04120 | 204 | 152 | 39 | 13 |
404 | We ate the wrong side of a mushroom pizza. | 1.3168 | 0.04144 | 202 | 151 | 38 | 13 |
405 | Would you mind closing the lid? This is a private party. | 1.3168 | 0.03835 | 202 | 146 | 48 | 8 |
406 | We're just in it for the dough. | 1.3166 | 0.04125 | 199 | 148 | 39 | 12 |
407 | Ready for some small talk? | 1.3166 | 0.04063 | 199 | 147 | 41 | 11 |
408 | Well, I did tell them to throw on a couple of shrimps. | 1.3166 | 0.04000 | 199 | 146 | 43 | 10 |
409 | Keep it open. We prefer alfresco dining. | 1.3166 | 0.03936 | 199 | 145 | 45 | 9 |
410 | You're the one who ordered a pizza with dates. | 1.3166 | 0.03871 | 199 | 144 | 47 | 8 |
411 | Oh, sorry, is this your table? | 1.3166 | 0.04063 | 199 | 147 | 41 | 11 |
412 | We have to stop ordering pizza from the same people who make wedding cakes! | 1.3166 | 0.04000 | 199 | 146 | 43 | 10 |
413 | When you order a small, you need to be more specific. | 1.3166 | 0.04063 | 199 | 147 | 41 | 11 |
414 | You're right Caroline, they do look like people who would order dates on a pizza. | 1.3166 | 0.04063 | 199 | 147 | 41 | 11 |
415 | Probably good to be clearer when you order dates as a topping. | 1.3166 | 0.04186 | 199 | 149 | 37 | 13 |
416 | The reviews said the food would "transport us to Italy," but it looks like we only made it as far as 34th Street. | 1.3166 | 0.04186 | 199 | 149 | 37 | 13 |
417 | We discovered this pop up restaurant. Find your own." | 1.3166 | 0.04063 | 199 | 147 | 41 | 11 |
418 | Good evening, we're the Pepperoni's. | 1.3166 | 0.04125 | 199 | 148 | 39 | 12 |
419 | We're the Pepperoni's. Fred and Lois. You ordered small, right? | 1.3166 | 0.04125 | 199 | 148 | 39 | 12 |
420 | Hi. This is Ann and I'm Chovy. | 1.3166 | 0.03936 | 199 | 145 | 45 | 9 |
421 | You can have a slice if you bring us more wine. | 1.3147 | 0.03958 | 197 | 144 | 44 | 9 |
422 | If it's any consolation, we're not happy with our service either. | 1.3147 | 0.04087 | 197 | 146 | 40 | 11 |
423 | We ate your pizza. | 1.3147 | 0.04451 | 197 | 152 | 28 | 17 |
424 | The walls in this place are like cardboard. | 1.3147 | 0.03958 | 197 | 144 | 44 | 9 |
425 | The pizza was delicious. We'd like to see a dessert menu. | 1.3147 | 0.04150 | 197 | 147 | 38 | 12 |
426 | These two again? | 1.3147 | 0.04333 | 197 | 150 | 32 | 15 |
427 | Yes, we recall your wedding... and time hasn't treated you so well either, by the way. | 1.3147 | 0.04212 | 197 | 148 | 36 | 13 |
428 | They seated us, I heard someone yell, 'Pick up!' then everything went dark! | 1.3147 | 0.04212 | 197 | 148 | 36 | 13 |
429 | Hi, we are your surprise toppings. | 1.3147 | 0.03892 | 197 | 143 | 46 | 8 |
430 | Well, for the topping you said, "Surprise us." | 1.3147 | 0.04087 | 197 | 146 | 40 | 11 |
431 | Who puts dates on a pizza?! | 1.3128 | 0.04237 | 195 | 147 | 35 | 13 |
432 | Well, this is awkward. | 1.3128 | 0.03845 | 195 | 141 | 47 | 7 |
433 | Stop worrying! We put those plastic bag things over our shoes. | 1.3128 | 0.04174 | 195 | 146 | 37 | 12 |
434 | Your mother and I know that you’ve been smoking pot. | 1.3128 | 0.04299 | 195 | 148 | 33 | 14 |
435 | We ate the pineapple for you. You're welcome. | 1.3128 | 0.04110 | 195 | 145 | 39 | 11 |
436 | Could we get a table closer to a window? | 1.3128 | 0.03775 | 195 | 140 | 49 | 6 |
437 | Just recycling the plastic spacer; why do you ask? | 1.3128 | 0.04110 | 195 | 145 | 39 | 11 |
438 | Nice to meet you. We’re the Pepperoni’s. | 1.3128 | 0.04174 | 195 | 146 | 37 | 12 |
439 | Hi,I'm Pepper. I'm Roni. | 1.3128 | 0.04046 | 195 | 144 | 41 | 10 |
440 | What? You think they put these tables in here for no reason? | 1.3128 | 0.04046 | 195 | 144 | 41 | 10 |
441 | Well, they may just be "little plastic thingies" to you! | 1.3128 | 0.04110 | 195 | 145 | 39 | 11 |
442 | I said small Margarita pizza. Not small people drinking Margaritas. | 1.3128 | 0.04360 | 195 | 149 | 31 | 15 |
443 | Ah, about time - bring us two more glasses of the house red.” | 1.3128 | 0.03980 | 195 | 143 | 43 | 9 |
444 | We have the table until 8:30. Then it's yours. | 1.3128 | 0.03913 | 195 | 142 | 45 | 8 |
445 | Close the lid! You’re ruining the ambience. | 1.3128 | 0.04046 | 195 | 144 | 41 | 10 |
446 | We're good to go. | 1.3109 | 0.04069 | 193 | 143 | 40 | 10 |
447 | I'm sorry, this table was reserved months ago. | 1.3109 | 0.04135 | 193 | 144 | 38 | 11 |
448 | Small world. | 1.3109 | 0.03934 | 193 | 141 | 44 | 8 |
449 | It's Gulliver's pizza, what were you expecting? | 1.3109 | 0.04002 | 193 | 142 | 42 | 9 |
450 | I asked them to hold the dates. | 1.3109 | 0.04263 | 193 | 146 | 34 | 13 |
451 | Who ordered two vegetarians. | 1.3109 | 0.04135 | 193 | 144 | 38 | 11 |
452 | Do you mind? It's date night! | 1.3109 | 0.04002 | 193 | 142 | 42 | 9 |
453 | Did you say feta or meta? | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
454 | The wedding cake gigs got to be a little too precious. | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
455 | we are retired wedding cake figurines | 1.3089 | 0.04225 | 191 | 144 | 35 | 12 |
456 | You said you wanted a pizza with a little Aunt Jovi and a little Papa Ronny. | 1.3089 | 0.04353 | 191 | 146 | 31 | 14 |
457 | Did you, or did you not, order a small spicy Italian?! | 1.3089 | 0.04024 | 191 | 141 | 41 | 9 |
458 | You ordered the meat eaters pizza; we're the meat eaters | 1.3089 | 0.04225 | 191 | 144 | 35 | 12 |
459 | Can you leave the box open? It's a little warm in here. | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
460 | Well, you wanted pepperoni, we’re the Pepperonis | 1.3089 | 0.04225 | 191 | 144 | 35 | 12 |
461 | We asked for privacy.” “Yeah, well we asked for a vegetarian pizza. | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
462 | So that's what the thing in the middle is for... | 1.3069 | 0.04316 | 189 | 144 | 32 | 13 |
463 | Care to join us? There's more here than we can eat. | 1.3069 | 0.03833 | 189 | 137 | 46 | 6 |
464 | Don't eat the mushrooms! | 1.3069 | 0.04116 | 189 | 141 | 38 | 10 |
465 | The mushrooms were amazing. | 1.3069 | 0.04251 | 189 | 143 | 34 | 12 |
466 | We believe the word is flat and divided into eight equal continents. | 1.3069 | 0.04251 | 189 | 143 | 34 | 12 |
467 | Sorry, but it was the only table available. | 1.3069 | 0.04316 | 189 | 144 | 32 | 13 |
468 | I can't believe it. They got the toppings wrong again! | 1.3069 | 0.04047 | 189 | 140 | 40 | 9 |
469 | It's a smidgen wobbly, mind sliding a pepperoni under this leg? | 1.3069 | 0.04184 | 189 | 142 | 36 | 11 |
470 | Apparently they gave us the wrong table. | 1.3069 | 0.04116 | 189 | 141 | 38 | 10 |
471 | The travel agent told us that this was Little Italy. | 1.3065 | 0.04159 | 186 | 139 | 37 | 10 |
472 | Never stiff the waiter at the PIZZA WIZARD. | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
473 | We're the Peperonis who are you? | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
474 | Pardon me, but we reserved the table two months ago. | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
475 | I asked for a table for two, I wasn't expecting them to deliver. | 1.3065 | 0.04017 | 186 | 137 | 41 | 8 |
476 | We would like to see the menu. | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
477 | When I said, "Two Italians", I meant something completely different. | 1.3065 | 0.04229 | 186 | 140 | 35 | 11 |
478 | Wow, 3D printing has come a long way! | 1.3065 | 0.04159 | 186 | 139 | 37 | 10 |
479 | Rats! I ordered date and prosciutto and they left out the prosciutto. | 1.3065 | 0.04089 | 186 | 138 | 39 | 9 |
480 | But I ordered vegan! | 1.3065 | 0.04229 | 186 | 140 | 35 | 11 |
481 | Excuse us, we were just in the middle of something! | 1.3065 | 0.04297 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
482 | Whatever you do … DON’T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!” | 1.3065 | 0.04364 | 186 | 142 | 31 | 13 |
483 | We both felt like a little pizza tonight. | 1.3065 | 0.04495 | 186 | 144 | 27 | 15 |
484 | First they put us under a vent. Now this! | 1.3048 | 0.04070 | 187 | 139 | 39 | 9 |
485 | Bring us more wine from the mini bar. | 1.3043 | 0.04184 | 184 | 138 | 36 | 10 |
486 | Stop staring at my wife! | 1.3043 | 0.04040 | 184 | 136 | 40 | 8 |
487 | Honey, we need to send it back.. I specifically asked for thin crust, not upper crust! | 1.3022 | 0.04063 | 182 | 135 | 39 | 8 |
488 | Sorry, we ate your pizza. | 1.3022 | 0.04063 | 182 | 135 | 39 | 8 |
489 | I don't know where your pizza is. We're waiting for lasagna. | 1.3022 | 0.03911 | 182 | 133 | 43 | 6 |
490 | There's a tiny problem with the pizza. | 1.3022 | 0.04137 | 182 | 136 | 37 | 9 |
491 | Guess my phone autocorrected pepperoni to heteronormative again. | 1.3022 | 0.04489 | 182 | 141 | 27 | 14 |
492 | The order said 'Surprise me with the toppings.' | 1.3022 | 0.04137 | 182 | 136 | 37 | 9 |
493 | Spelling matters. I'm afraid you ordered a small piazza. | 1.3022 | 0.04210 | 182 | 137 | 35 | 10 |
494 | Then next time don't order the family combo! | 1.3022 | 0.04210 | 182 | 137 | 35 | 10 |
495 | I don’t know, it was the “Date Night Special.” You order next time. | 1.3022 | 0.04489 | 182 | 141 | 27 | 14 |
496 | I Thought, I ordered a vegetarian... Not two | 1.3022 | 0.04063 | 182 | 135 | 39 | 8 |
497 | Never tell a pizza joint to surprise you. | 1.3022 | 0.03911 | 182 | 133 | 43 | 6 |
498 | I think we've been served. | 1.3022 | 0.04352 | 182 | 139 | 31 | 12 |
499 | This is not what I meant by a couple of toppings... | 1.3000 | 0.04308 | 180 | 137 | 32 | 11 |
500 | Who ordered the magic mushroom pizza? | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
501 | Maybe next time order mushrooms on the pizza. Not order pizza when you are on mushrooms. | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
502 | My folks warned her--Marry him and you'll live in a cardboard box. | 1.3000 | 0.03931 | 180 | 132 | 42 | 6 |
503 | Don't worry. We removed our shoes. | 1.3000 | 0.04450 | 180 | 139 | 28 | 13 |
504 | Close the box! You're letting all the heat out. | 1.3000 | 0.04086 | 180 | 134 | 38 | 8 |
505 | Crap, they forgot the pepperoni again. | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
506 | Please keep it down. The kids are asleep in the breadbox. | 1.3000 | 0.04450 | 180 | 139 | 28 | 13 |
507 | Oh, we're sorry, this tables already taken. | 1.3000 | 0.04162 | 180 | 135 | 36 | 9 |
508 | We're sorry ... were those your anchovies? | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 180 | 133 | 40 | 7 |
509 | Just because you set our table on your table does not make it your pizza. | 1.3000 | 0.04010 | 180 | 133 | 40 | 7 |
510 | Our portions were tiny, the AC seems to be broken — and the floor is disgusting! | 1.3000 | 0.04380 | 180 | 138 | 30 | 12 |
511 | Do you mind? We're trying to keep things in perspective here. | 1.3000 | 0.03931 | 180 | 132 | 42 | 6 |
512 | Help us Obi Wan Cannoli, you’re our only hope. | 1.3000 | 0.04587 | 180 | 141 | 24 | 15 |
513 | Disney was right I guess it is a small world after all. | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
514 | Congratulations, you found a topping worse than pineapple. | 1.3000 | 0.04308 | 180 | 137 | 32 | 11 |
515 | What ticks me off is we asked for a ' Table away from the kitchen'. | 1.3000 | 0.04308 | 180 | 137 | 32 | 11 |
516 | Were you expecting a little red checkered tablecloth, too? | 1.2978 | 0.04110 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
517 | I know what you must be thinking. But please, we made this reservation two months ago. | 1.2978 | 0.03952 | 178 | 131 | 41 | 6 |
518 | Do you mind? This is a working lunch. | 1.2978 | 0.04262 | 178 | 135 | 33 | 10 |
519 | We wanted pizza that comes from Little Italy not pizza that comes with little Italians. | 1.2978 | 0.04110 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
520 | I knew we should have gotten Chinese | 1.2978 | 0.04262 | 178 | 135 | 33 | 10 |
521 | This is what happens when you order magic mushrooms on your pizza. | 1.2978 | 0.04110 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
522 | Whatever you do, don't order the "Shroom Special" | 1.2978 | 0.03952 | 178 | 131 | 41 | 6 |
523 | We're ready for the check. | 1.2978 | 0.04335 | 178 | 136 | 31 | 11 |
524 | We're never ordering takeout from Little Italy again. | 1.2978 | 0.04110 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
525 | And, if you see our waitress, tell her we're ready to order. | 1.2978 | 0.04110 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
526 | Your Italian is pretty good. But you didn't order a small family pizza - you asked for a small family with pizza. | 1.2978 | 0.04335 | 178 | 136 | 31 | 11 |
527 | Honey, after miraculously surviving the fiery furnace, these giants don't scare me one bit. | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
528 | I told you Fred that I saw little foot prints on our last pizza ! | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
529 | Ciao! We're from Little Italy. | 1.2971 | 0.04233 | 175 | 132 | 34 | 9 |
530 | It's our favorite little Italian place | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
531 | Did you accidentally order peopleroni again? | 1.2971 | 0.04459 | 175 | 135 | 28 | 12 |
532 | Oh, so we're interrupting YOUR dinner, is that it? | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
533 | Excuse me, but this is a personal pizza. | 1.2971 | 0.04309 | 175 | 133 | 32 | 10 |
534 | We were a little short | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
535 | How is this weird, Mr. “I-order-dates-on-pizza?” | 1.2971 | 0.04233 | 175 | 132 | 34 | 9 |
536 | Next time don't order from Little Italy. | 1.2971 | 0.04074 | 175 | 130 | 38 | 7 |
537 | I didn't know your parents were coming for dinner. | 1.2971 | 0.04385 | 175 | 134 | 30 | 11 |
538 | Can we PLEASE have some pizza quiet? | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
539 | Hello. We're The Toppings, Ed and Sylvia Topping. | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
540 | Pardon me - do you have any Grey Poupon? | 1.2971 | 0.04309 | 175 | 133 | 32 | 10 |
541 | All I know is we asked for a small table as close to the piazza as possible | 1.2971 | 0.03738 | 175 | 126 | 46 | 3 |
542 | We’re reducing our carbonara footprint. | 1.2971 | 0.04604 | 175 | 137 | 24 | 14 |
543 | Can't you see we're in the middle of our dinner? | 1.2971 | 0.03910 | 175 | 128 | 42 | 5 |
544 | I'll be more careful the next time I order a "Meet Lovers" pizza. | 1.2971 | 0.04309 | 175 | 133 | 32 | 10 |
545 | We started without you. | 1.2971 | 0.04074 | 175 | 130 | 38 | 7 |
546 | Didn’t you read the Groupon? | 1.2971 | 0.04074 | 175 | 130 | 38 | 7 |
547 | Okay, this is now officially the worst dining experience ever. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
548 | You may want to avoid the wild mushrooms for obvious reasons. | 1.2963 | 0.04280 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
549 | Don't look up. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
550 | We're the secret ingredient! | 1.2948 | 0.04337 | 173 | 132 | 31 | 10 |
551 | Fred and Eunice Topping. Who are you? | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
552 | You just can’t find a hidden gem in the city anymore without someone else discovering it | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
553 | Do you mind? | 1.2924 | 0.04520 | 171 | 133 | 26 | 12 |
554 | You didn't order a date on your pizza?? | 1.2924 | 0.04365 | 171 | 131 | 30 | 10 |
555 | I always thought “family size” would be larger. | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
556 | Well, this will make for one strange restaurant review. | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
557 | You ordered "out"... We ordered "in" | 1.2924 | 0.03951 | 171 | 126 | 40 | 5 |
558 | Excuse me, but can we have some privacy here? | 1.2924 | 0.04121 | 171 | 128 | 36 | 7 |
559 | No, you ordered the MAGIC mushroom pizza. | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
560 | Well then, next time don't order one with everything. | 1.2924 | 0.04037 | 171 | 127 | 38 | 6 |
561 | Did you order a pizza with dates? | 1.2924 | 0.04520 | 171 | 133 | 26 | 12 |
562 | You never wondered why it was shaped like a table ? | 1.2924 | 0.04037 | 171 | 127 | 38 | 6 |
563 | Hey, Bill. You ever wonder what those little plastic tables were for? | 1.2924 | 0.04365 | 171 | 131 | 30 | 10 |
564 | You ordered one with everything, right? | 1.2924 | 0.04037 | 171 | 127 | 38 | 6 |
565 | We’re on a date. A little privacy please. | 1.2924 | 0.04121 | 171 | 128 | 36 | 7 |
566 | Well, since you never invite us over, we thought we'd try this. | 1.2924 | 0.04443 | 171 | 132 | 28 | 11 |
567 | Yes, it takes BOTH of us to keep the cheese from sticking to the top of the box. | 1.2924 | 0.04121 | 171 | 128 | 36 | 7 |
568 | You must know Gulliver. He's the travel agent who signed us up for this "Taste of Italy Tour". | 1.2924 | 0.04443 | 171 | 132 | 28 | 11 |
569 | You're right, when you order two people, they come with a free pizza. | 1.2924 | 0.04121 | 171 | 128 | 36 | 7 |
570 | Yes, you must listen to our Lilliput Island timeshare presentation before eating the free pizza. | 1.2924 | 0.04520 | 171 | 133 | 26 | 12 |
571 | Could you close the lid? You're letting the heat out. | 1.2907 | 0.03932 | 172 | 127 | 40 | 5 |
572 | We didn’t order this either. | 1.2907 | 0.04101 | 172 | 129 | 36 | 7 |
573 | So you're saying our pizza will have an even tinier couple at an even tinier table in the middle of it? | 1.2907 | 0.04343 | 172 | 132 | 30 | 10 |
574 | Don't stare Celia, if they're not vegetarian we don't want to provoke them. | 1.2907 | 0.04343 | 172 | 132 | 30 | 10 |
575 | Do you mind, we're having a box lunch! | 1.2907 | 0.04183 | 172 | 130 | 34 | 8 |
576 | What do you mean you are closing soon? | 1.2907 | 0.04183 | 172 | 130 | 34 | 8 |
577 | Just be patient, we’ll be leaving in a minute. | 1.2907 | 0.04343 | 172 | 132 | 30 | 10 |
578 | These days it's not enough just to have a wedding cake topper. | 1.2907 | 0.04264 | 172 | 131 | 32 | 9 |
579 | Yes, a piazza. What did you think you ordered? | 1.2907 | 0.03844 | 172 | 126 | 42 | 4 |
580 | We're the Pepperonis, we had reservations for two. | 1.2907 | 0.04420 | 172 | 133 | 28 | 11 |
581 | You’re disappointed?!! We’ll never get the anchovy smell out of these clothes. | 1.2907 | 0.04017 | 172 | 128 | 38 | 6 |
582 | I told you not to try to order in Italian! | 1.2907 | 0.04420 | 172 | 133 | 28 | 11 |
583 | I'm Fred, that's Margo; we're the Anchovy's. | 1.2907 | 0.04183 | 172 | 130 | 34 | 8 |
584 | We'd prefer it closed, if you don't mind. | 1.2907 | 0.04101 | 172 | 129 | 36 | 7 |
585 | Would you mind closing the lid? we paid for the whole evening ... | 1.2907 | 0.04264 | 172 | 131 | 32 | 9 |
586 | Would you believe we lost our wedding cake gig? | 1.2907 | 0.04183 | 172 | 130 | 34 | 8 |
587 | Now I see why this Airbnb was only 50 magic beans a night... | 1.2907 | 0.04264 | 172 | 131 | 32 | 9 |
588 | Yeah, well we're not laughing either. | 1.2907 | 0.04183 | 172 | 130 | 34 | 8 |
589 | This is not what I had in mind when I asked if you wanted to share a pizza. | 1.2907 | 0.04420 | 172 | 133 | 28 | 11 |
590 | I think I see the mix-up... I'm Ted Peppers and this is Abigail Bacon. | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
591 | We keep the cheese from sticking to the inside of the box. | 1.2899 | 0.04393 | 169 | 130 | 29 | 10 |
592 | The wine is perfect, thank you! And we're ready to order now. | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
593 | Can you give us a minute? We are in the middle of something. | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
594 | Remember when we were happy like that? | 1.2899 | 0.04146 | 169 | 127 | 35 | 7 |
595 | Don’t mind us. We already ate. | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
596 | What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a box lunch before? | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
597 | How did no one say anything about this on Yelp ... | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
598 | We're the Olives--who are you? | 1.2899 | 0.04393 | 169 | 130 | 29 | 10 |
599 | Gary, this is an intervention. | 1.2899 | 0.04146 | 169 | 127 | 35 | 7 |
600 | ‘I think they ate the pepperoni ‘ | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
601 | Luigi sent us. | 1.2892 | 0.04103 | 166 | 124 | 36 | 6 |
602 | For the record, we are in fact meat lovers. | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
603 | We just want to be left in pizza. | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
604 | But you told ALEXA to throw in a couple of SMALL FOLKS with the order, didn’t you? | 1.2892 | 0.04685 | 166 | 131 | 22 | 13 |
605 | Somehow, I thought "family size" would be bigger. | 1.2892 | 0.04014 | 166 | 123 | 38 | 5 |
606 | Do you mind? We are trying to eat here. | 1.2892 | 0.04445 | 166 | 128 | 28 | 10 |
607 | Are we interrupting them or are they interrupting us? | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
608 | Do you mind closing the lid? We're not done eating. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
609 | These cartoons are increasingly just stupid. | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
610 | What are your small-plate options? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
611 | Hi, you must be the extra large meat-lovers. | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
612 | We were downsized from the wedding cake gig. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
613 | What? Like you didn't know what these were for. | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
614 | It’s a small world,isn’t it! | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
615 | Big portions, lousy ambience. | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
616 | You wanted dates on your pizza? You got dates. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
617 | Well,...you did order the family size pizza. | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
618 | I knew something was wrong when the lights went out. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
619 | You might have suspected that Restaurant Week meant smaller portions. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
620 | Yeah sure, like you never thought of this. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
621 | You ordered a plain cheese and two small Italians, correct? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
622 | Family size just isn't what it used to be. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
623 | Would you pass me a flake of chili pepper? | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
624 | And WE weren't expecting a bumpy ride on the back of a motorcycle! | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
625 | New Yorker Style Pizza | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
626 | Actually we ordered a table at a nice piazza. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
627 | You did say "literally" when you ordered the pizza lovers special. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
628 | Yes, we ordered a "large" and you must have ordered a "small." | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
629 | Jim, did you order extra toppings? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
630 | Oh and I bet THIS is somehow my fault too. | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
631 | Get your own! | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
632 | Finally a vegetarian pizza made with real vegetarians! | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
633 | Mind closing the lid? We're on a date. | 1.2866 | 0.04035 | 164 | 122 | 37 | 5 |
634 | Did you order Sicilian or the Lilliputian? | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
635 | You’re pissed? We spent eight minutes in the oven! | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
636 | A caprese salad and Steak Diane. What are you guys having? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
637 | Did you order a wedding cake or pizza? | 1.2866 | 0.04558 | 164 | 128 | 25 | 11 |
638 | They usually get out before delivery and just leave the little table! | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
639 | The portions at this place are huge. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
640 | Death is not the end. | 1.2866 | 0.04875 | 164 | 132 | 17 | 15 |
641 | Hon, Did you order the two giants? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
642 | Excuse me, this is a private luxury box! | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
643 | Did you say light on Sardines or Sardinians? | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
644 | You ordered Dinner for Two, again? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
645 | Hurry up and finish, honey. I think they’re going to close soon. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
646 | What—you think these tiny tables go to waste? | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
647 | Now I know what that little round thing in the middle of the pizza is for. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
648 | Will you let our server know we have a seven o'clock show to catch? | 1.2840 | 0.04242 | 162 | 123 | 32 | 7 |
649 | Really? It looks like a little table because it IS a little table! | 1.2840 | 0.03962 | 162 | 120 | 38 | 4 |
650 | I've always wondered what that little thingy is for. | 1.2840 | 0.04057 | 162 | 121 | 36 | 5 |
651 | Not to worry. We eat very little. | 1.2840 | 0.04151 | 162 | 122 | 34 | 6 |
652 | These are not the small Hawaiians I ordered... | 1.2840 | 0.04505 | 162 | 126 | 26 | 10 |
653 | Could you get our waiter? We'd like more wine. | 1.2840 | 0.04590 | 162 | 127 | 24 | 11 |
654 | It’s called a personal pan pizza for a reason. | 1.2840 | 0.04590 | 162 | 127 | 24 | 11 |
655 | No, they didn't get your order wrong. We're the Anchovies. | 1.2840 | 0.04057 | 162 | 121 | 36 | 5 |
656 | You said you wanted the meet lover’s pizza, right? | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
657 | Oh, this is what the "Out-of-Box" experience looks like. | 1.2840 | 0.04151 | 162 | 122 | 34 | 6 |
658 | They told us we'd have the table until at least 8:30. | 1.2840 | 0.04151 | 162 | 122 | 34 | 6 |
659 | If you continue to rush us, don't expect a tip. | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
660 | Oh, we're the Mozzarellas. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
661 | We're on a food tour of Little Italy. | 1.2840 | 0.04505 | 162 | 126 | 26 | 10 |
662 | I always wondered what that little table was for... | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
663 | Go ask Alice. | 1.2840 | 0.04242 | 162 | 123 | 32 | 7 |
664 | Look, we're not exactly thrilled about this table, either. | 1.2840 | 0.03962 | 162 | 120 | 38 | 4 |
665 | I thought we had this table until 7:30. | 1.2812 | 0.04175 | 160 | 121 | 33 | 6 |
666 | I know, but do you have any idea how hard it is to get a table at this place? | 1.2812 | 0.04175 | 160 | 121 | 33 | 6 |
667 | I told you Hank, no one orders dates on a pizza. | 1.2812 | 0.04080 | 160 | 120 | 35 | 5 |
668 | Who orders dates on a pizza, anyways? | 1.2812 | 0.04080 | 160 | 120 | 35 | 5 |
669 | Wow! Last time we use a discount coupon. | 1.2812 | 0.04359 | 160 | 123 | 29 | 8 |
670 | Sorry, I ask him to think outside the box this time for a date night plan, but here we are again! | 1.2812 | 0.04359 | 160 | 123 | 29 | 8 |
671 | OK, that's the last time we order mushrooms with the pepperoni. | 1.2812 | 0.04536 | 160 | 125 | 25 | 10 |
672 | Another pizza place ruined by tourists. | 1.2812 | 0.04449 | 160 | 124 | 27 | 9 |
673 | They said we'd be living in a shoe box if we moved to New York. Well, look at us now! | 1.2812 | 0.04449 | 160 | 124 | 27 | 9 |
674 | I'm curious, exactly what did you order? | 1.2812 | 0.04536 | 160 | 125 | 25 | 10 |
675 | At least they’re not pineapples. | 1.2812 | 0.04359 | 160 | 123 | 29 | 8 |
676 | What makes you think we ate it? | 1.2812 | 0.04359 | 160 | 123 | 29 | 8 |
677 | Every large pizza comes with two smalls. | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
678 | Can we get a little more pinot noir please? | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
679 | "Well, this just tops everything" | 1.2803 | 0.04223 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
680 | Hi, we're Mama and Papa John. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
681 | We used to be you ! | 1.2803 | 0.04223 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
682 | Which mushroom pizza did YOU order? | 1.2803 | 0.04125 | 157 | 118 | 34 | 5 |
683 | I told you it was too easy getting this reservation! | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
684 | Can you give us just a few more minutes, please” | 1.2803 | 0.04223 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
685 | We're closed for Shabbat! | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
686 | Excuse me...have you seen our waiter? | 1.2803 | 0.04593 | 157 | 123 | 24 | 10 |
687 | Because every place in Little Italy was booked. | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
688 | You ordered 'Family Style', not 'Family Size'. | 1.2803 | 0.04223 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
689 | Hope you’re Vegetarians. | 1.2803 | 0.04025 | 157 | 117 | 36 | 4 |
690 | We're the serving suggestion. | 1.2803 | 0.04318 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 7 |
691 | Well, we are both lovers and vegetarians...next time, be more specific. | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
692 | It's a new little pop-up. | 1.2803 | 0.04412 | 157 | 121 | 28 | 8 |
693 | You wanted the spicy Italian? You gotta the spicy Italian! | 1.2803 | 0.04503 | 157 | 122 | 26 | 9 |
694 | What'd you expect from little Italy ? | 1.2803 | 0.04223 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
695 | Yeah, I'm Little Caesar. You gotta problem wid dat? | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
696 | Thank You! We PREFER al fresco! | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
697 | It's not what we ordered either. | 1.2774 | 0.04046 | 155 | 116 | 35 | 4 |
698 | I asked for pepperoni, not people only. | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
699 | Would you mind closing the lid. We’d like some privacy. | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
700 | I know you guys said You felt like a little Italian. | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
701 | No anchovies this time. Good. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
702 | Well, at this point, it’s either eat or be eaten | 1.2774 | 0.03941 | 155 | 115 | 37 | 3 |
703 | ...and she'll have the linguine carbonara and a water, no ice. | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
704 | And this is why the table nearest the kitchen is never a good place to be seated. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
705 | I guess we weren’t clear when they asked us “take out or dine in.” | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
706 | Thanks so much. We were feeling so boxed in! | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
707 | And you are...? | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
708 | We were hoping for a quiet evening by oursselves. | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
709 | You're going to love this Magic Mushroom pie as much as we do! | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
710 | Hey, we were here first. | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
711 | this is family size. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
712 | Ugly sweater, Chad. Now shut the lid. | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
713 | Wait until you see what's in the antipasto salad | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
714 | Could someone summon the Sommelier please. | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
715 | Would you mind closing that? It's letting the heat out. | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
716 | But we ordered a same sex pizza. | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
717 | It's our new promo... small pizza with peopleroni. | 1.2774 | 0.04046 | 155 | 116 | 35 | 4 |
718 | Get your own table! | 1.2774 | 0.04046 | 155 | 116 | 35 | 4 |
719 | What exactly is the meaning of "Fee Fi Fo Fum"? | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
720 | Yes honey, these are the Toppings. Frank and Eleanor Topping... | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
721 | Yeah, well imagine *our* surprise when we realized the telemarketer's angle on a free 'Italian vacation.' | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
722 | Sorry about your pizza. We got hungry on the way over. | 1.2774 | 0.04626 | 155 | 122 | 23 | 10 |
723 | Extra large with 'Surprise Me' topping' is our favorite, too." | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
724 | Damn dyslexia! I meant to order a ‘family-size’ pizza! | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
725 | Keep a lid on it, will ya? | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
726 | Not quite what I had in mind when I ordered 'family size' | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
727 | Do we LOOK like anchovies? | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
728 | Avery? Is that you? Small world. | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
729 | Ask them where they got the chairs. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
730 | Did Rod Serling answer the phone when you ordered from Twilight Pizza tonight? | 1.2774 | 0.04148 | 155 | 117 | 33 | 5 |
731 | Despite pinching pennies in retirement, Susan and Rick will never order the "Surprise 2 for $2 Topping" on their pizza again. | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
732 | The toppings were great, but we left the crust for you. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
733 | We’ve been waiting 15 minutes for you. May we have menus, please | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
734 | Those are the two weirdos who ordered dates on their pizza | 1.2774 | 0.04534 | 155 | 121 | 25 | 9 |
735 | Would you mind closing the box? I think he's ready to propose. | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
736 | Thanks! It was like a sauna in here. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
737 | Please move us to a table away from the kitchen. | 1.2774 | 0.04345 | 155 | 119 | 29 | 7 |
738 | This is the ‘’meet lovers’ pizza! | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
739 | Do you mind? We're having a private conversation here. | 1.2774 | 0.04441 | 155 | 120 | 27 | 8 |
740 | This is the hottest spot in Little Italy. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
741 | No, we're not gluten-free. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
742 | You’re walking on thin crust, buddy. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
743 | Next time please specify: Hold the Throckmortons. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
744 | This beats the top of a wedding cake and it comes with a table! | 1.2745 | 0.04659 | 153 | 121 | 22 | 10 |
745 | Keep the damn thing open for a while, will ya? | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
746 | I thought they did away with the “happy meals” surprises. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
747 | Would you mind not slamming the lid? | 1.2745 | 0.04273 | 153 | 117 | 30 | 6 |
748 | The Groupon said dine-in only. | 1.2745 | 0.04172 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
749 | You ordered a small vegetarian and a small Hawaiian? | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
750 | You order pineapple on your pizza you get leprechauns. Thats life. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
751 | No, we're not Sicilian; we're Neapolitan. | 1.2745 | 0.04172 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
752 | Pleased to meet you. We're the Pepperonis. | 1.2745 | 0.04840 | 153 | 123 | 18 | 12 |
753 | You’re ruining the ambiance. | 1.2745 | 0.04172 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
754 | We're the 'couple of toppings' that you ordered. | 1.2745 | 0.04565 | 153 | 120 | 24 | 9 |
755 | Finally! We’d like a half cheese, half pepperoni. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
756 | the fuck you lookin' at? | 1.2745 | 0.04565 | 153 | 120 | 24 | 9 |
757 | Can you close that? You're ruining the ambiance. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
758 | Won't you join us. We're the Pepperoni's. | 1.2745 | 0.04172 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
759 | Close that lid right now or I'll give you a pizza my mind! | 1.2745 | 0.04172 | 153 | 116 | 32 | 5 |
760 | We ordered the extra small. Still waiting... | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
761 | You must be the Pepperonis. | 1.2745 | 0.04565 | 153 | 120 | 24 | 9 |
762 | You're not exactly what we ordered either! | 1.2745 | 0.04067 | 153 | 115 | 34 | 4 |
763 | Hi! We're Edith and Ralph Pepperoni. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
764 | So Miss Modest here tells the Genie, “to be honest, we just want to downsize and do some traveling.” | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
765 | It was either this or subletting a calzone. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
766 | They always screw up the toppings! | 1.2745 | 0.03960 | 153 | 114 | 36 | 3 |
767 | I specifically told them 'no anchovies and no miniature people.' | 1.2745 | 0.04565 | 153 | 120 | 24 | 9 |
768 | We booked three months ago. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
769 | I don’t suppose you know what happened to our appetizers? | 1.2745 | 0.04067 | 153 | 115 | 34 | 4 |
770 | no we are not taking off our shoes! | 1.2745 | 0.04067 | 153 | 115 | 34 | 4 |
771 | You think this is awkward, our friends got delivered in a calzone. | 1.2745 | 0.04273 | 153 | 117 | 30 | 6 |
772 | Geez, that was rough! Which one of you drove home? | 1.2745 | 0.04067 | 153 | 115 | 34 | 4 |
773 | That's us, Tony and Annette Pepperoni. | 1.2745 | 0.04470 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
774 | Geez! No one can have a candlelit dinner these days. | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
775 | When your this small, you develop a thick crust. | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
776 | Could you bring us a couple of candles, and then close the lid, please? | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
777 | We'll never trust Zagat again | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
778 | We're just as surprised as you are but I guess you have to think outside the box. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
779 | Why so surprised? You ordered the party pizza. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
780 | You act as if you have never seen the inside of a computer before. | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
781 | I’m Angela and he’s my husband Anthony. We’re the Pepperonis. | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
782 | Close the damned box — you're letting all the heat escape! | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
783 | Would you care to join us? | 1.2733 | 0.04112 | 150 | 113 | 33 | 4 |
784 | It smelled so good we couldn't resist..... | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
785 | You ordered the 'unique dining experience' pizza - delivered. | 1.2733 | 0.04112 | 150 | 113 | 33 | 4 |
786 | A word to the wise, never send a pizza back to the kitchen at a Sicilian pizza joint. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
787 | We’ll have a bottle of your finest wine. | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
788 | Sorry, we thought this table was available. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
789 | Yeah? Well who's that up above looking down at you? | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
790 | Do you mind? Our dinner is getting cold. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
791 | We think your eyes are bigger than our stomachs. | 1.2733 | 0.04112 | 150 | 113 | 33 | 4 |
792 | Oh, you'd better believe this is going in my Yelp review. | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
793 | Focus groups suggested we would make the pizza seem bigger | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
794 | This is the last time you get to pick the toppings George. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
795 | Look, kid, you ordered a two topping pizza. Well, I’m Jack Topping and this is Harriet, my wife. Now you got exactly what you wanted, so quit your bellyaching, | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
796 | Oh good, you're here - I'm ready for that second glass of wine now. | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
797 | Can we get some more bread rolls? And, when will our pizza be ready? | 1.2733 | 0.04002 | 150 | 112 | 35 | 3 |
798 | This isn’t the quiet dinner I had in mind. | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
799 | We'd like the check now, please. | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
800 | You ordered a large peopleroni, right? | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
801 | We asked to dine in but got take out instead. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
802 | But you ordered it with everything | 1.2733 | 0.04324 | 150 | 115 | 29 | 6 |
803 | We decided to begin without you." | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
804 | You did order the "Hello, Dali"? | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
805 | Do you mind closing the lid? Pizza's getting cold. | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
806 | 'Quick! Pretend we are anchovies and hope they pick us off.' | 1.2733 | 0.04624 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 9 |
807 | What’s with the forks? | 1.2733 | 0.04220 | 150 | 114 | 31 | 5 |
808 | They did it again Ralph, people instead of pepperoni. | 1.2733 | 0.04720 | 150 | 119 | 21 | 10 |
809 | Everybody thinks it’s to keep the box top from smushing the pizza. | 1.2733 | 0.04526 | 150 | 117 | 25 | 8 |
810 | Did someone order two 12-inch Italians?" | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
811 | You said we ordered the meat lovers? | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
812 | Call them back, we got those people in there again. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
813 | Papa John said what? | 1.2703 | 0.04657 | 148 | 117 | 22 | 9 |
814 | Are you the entertainment? | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
815 | Would you mind cutting up a slice in one inch pieces for us? | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
816 | Pizza-A-Boo! | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
817 | Mr. and Mrs. Gulliver I presume. | 1.2703 | 0.04755 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
818 | You're letting out all the heat. | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
819 | Didn’t you order ‘any two toppings?’” | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
820 | Any idea when those salads are coming? | 1.2703 | 0.04022 | 148 | 111 | 34 | 3 |
821 | Why else would someone put a table in every pizza box? | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
822 | Lisa, meet my parents. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
823 | Hey! Can we get a little privacy here? I was about to propose. | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
824 | We've been downsized. | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
825 | You said you wanted a surprise topping. | 1.2703 | 0.04022 | 148 | 111 | 34 | 3 |
826 | You were expecting anchovies? | 1.2703 | 0.03786 | 148 | 109 | 38 | 1 |
827 | See, this is why I always get DiGiorno. | 1.2703 | 0.04351 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
828 | Do you think we should get a divorce? | 1.2703 | 0.04456 | 148 | 115 | 26 | 7 |
829 | Do you mind? You're destroying the ambiance. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
830 | Sorry folks, we have reservations. | 1.2703 | 0.04558 | 148 | 116 | 24 | 8 |
831 | I thought that we ordered the Family Size | 1.2688 | 0.06330 | 93 | 76 | 9 | 8 |
832 | We'd offer to share but the portions here are really small. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
833 | Were you expecting pepperoni? | 1.2667 | 0.06079 | 90 | 72 | 12 | 6 |
834 | Everything is fine. We just kneaded the dough. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
835 | Hey, if you wanted privacy you should have ordered a calzone. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
836 | If you see our waiter, can you ask him where our appetizers are? | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
837 | Maybe the next time you order the "2-for-1" special, you'll actually read the fine print! | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
838 | I see you live in a box too. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
839 | Honey, did you order a meet lovers pizza instead of meat lovers pizza? | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
840 | Phil and Marlene Anchovy. Who are you? | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
841 | We ate all the pepperoni. Now close the box. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
842 | This IS extra-cheesy. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
843 | Yeah, we’ve been waiting for our pizza too! | 1.2657 | 0.04754 | 143 | 114 | 20 | 9 |
844 | Hi. We’re the Pepperonis. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
845 | Nice try gentlemen, but clearly this box is taken. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
846 | I knew I shouldn't have ordered mushrooms. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
847 | I'm sorry. Were we expecting you? | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
848 | Little Caesars. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
849 | Ken and Barbie were downsizing, so we scooped it right up! | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
850 | Close the box -- you're ruining the ambience | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
851 | This might be the right time for you to start thinking outside the box! | 1.2657 | 0.04086 | 143 | 108 | 32 | 3 |
852 | We couldn't get a table at the restaurant so we got one to go. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
853 | at least the cheese is not stuck to the lid | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
854 | Next time, tip. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
855 | Hiiii! I’m Bob. This is my wife, Betty. We’re the Anchovies! | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
856 | I could swear he told me we would eat dinner in the middle of a PIAZZA. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
857 | Sorry. We were a little hungry." | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
858 | You did order a pie with dates. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
859 | Don't worry, you can always scrape them off. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
860 | How long before the pizza gets here? | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
861 | Big Tony, I presume? | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
862 | The food is good, but the ambiance leaves something to be desired. | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
863 | The good news is we didn’t walk around much. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
864 | Thanks...it was getting abit stuffy in here. | 1.2657 | 0.04320 | 143 | 110 | 28 | 5 |
865 | I guess we should start eating outside the box. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
866 | It’s hard to think outside the box. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
867 | "It's cheesy, but I was about to propose. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
868 | That's it, Barbara! We're moving to a corrugated community. | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
869 | The heated floor is nice. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
870 | We asked for "to go" and here we are!! | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
871 | Don't look so disappointed. We were expecting pizza too. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
872 | Well, it's not like I'm sitting on a pile of dough! | 1.2653 | 0.04133 | 147 | 112 | 31 | 4 |
873 | Do you know where the bathroom is? | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
874 | Sorry, you ordered a small---we ate it. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
875 | We should report them. They are probably here illegally. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
876 | Yes, we're Hawaiian. | 1.2653 | 0.03901 | 147 | 110 | 35 | 2 |
877 | We are your subconscious saying you really want to go out to eat. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
878 | Excuse me,we're trying to enjoy our pizza hut. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
879 | You say “pizza”..... I say “piazza.” | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
880 | So you expected a pizza? So did we! | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
881 | What? I told you we were having Jeff and Susan for dinner... | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
882 | See darling, I told you the Earth is flat. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
883 | I knew that Groupon for dinner on an Italian Piazza was too good to be true! | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
884 | Oh, that’s what they are for. | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
885 | 'It's just a cheesy little date night.' | 1.2653 | 0.04133 | 147 | 112 | 31 | 4 |
886 | We’d like another thimble of Chianti. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
887 | I hear they eat the left overs. | 1.2653 | 0.04133 | 147 | 112 | 31 | 4 |
888 | Who ordered the personal size pizza? | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
889 | This isn't what I thought "meat-lovers" would mean. | 1.2624 | 0.04683 | 141 | 112 | 21 | 8 |
890 | We're centrists. | 1.2624 | 0.04574 | 141 | 111 | 23 | 7 |
891 | Our job is to prevent the cheese from sticking, but our passion is making sure you leave 5 stars. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
892 | At least it’s not pineapple. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
893 | What did you think this thing was for? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
894 | These aren't the toppings I ordered. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
895 | Better us than anchovies.” | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
896 | This is why we always check the box before leaving the store. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
897 | Don't forget to write a review on Yelp | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
898 | Then what *did* you order? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
899 | So, are you two guys together? Not that there's anything wrong with that. | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
900 | Yes, this is the small party pizza. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
901 | We never agreed to think outside the box. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
902 | The last we remember is complaining about the sauce to the pizzaiolo's grandmother. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
903 | We were hoping you’d have a little cabernet. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
904 | Next time, don't order the mushroom special. | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
905 | Bernie, I've told you a million times to watch your diction when you order a personal pan pizza. They sent the person in pan pizza again! | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
906 | There's hair on my pizza. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
907 | I think you've confused 'A Little Taste of Italy" with "A Taste of Little Italy". | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
908 | Mabel, I said I just wanted a small dinner, not small diners. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
909 | Could you please grab our waiter? He’s with the breadsticks. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
910 | We weren't dressed right for the wedding cake. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
911 | Next time let’s go without the mystery topping. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
912 | You should look up. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
913 | It was delicious | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
914 | Either way you slice it, we are what you eat. | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
915 | It was your idea to have the Smalls to dinner! | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
916 | We're about finished, so you can have our table. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
917 | Have you ever heard of knocking? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
918 | I know, right? They call it a regular, but let's face it, it's a small. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
919 | How do you do? I’m Pepperoni and this is my wife, Olive. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
920 | No, "Meet Lovers Pizza" was not a typo. | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
921 | Are you ready to take our order? | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
922 | Are they at least Sicilian? | 1.2590 | 0.04826 | 139 | 112 | 18 | 9 |
923 | Well this does make your order extra cheesy. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
924 | I shouldn't have asked for everything on it. | 1.2590 | 0.04127 | 139 | 106 | 30 | 3 |
925 | It's a little undercooked. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
926 | Does a light come on when the box is closed? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
927 | Do you mind? It's date night for us too and we just sat down. | 1.2590 | 0.04127 | 139 | 106 | 30 | 3 |
928 | Not shrimps again! | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
929 | This is the last time we ask for a table for two close to the kitchen | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
930 | Gulliver’s Pizza almost deliver on their promise” | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
931 | We come with the "Meet Lovers" pizza. Did you want "Meat Lovers"? You'd be surprised how often this happens. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
932 | Can you please tell our waiter we need another bottle of Chianti. | 1.2590 | 0.03999 | 139 | 105 | 32 | 2 |
933 | Sometimes you feel like a little Italian | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
934 | Pizza Hut introduces the new Weed Supremo. | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
935 | Our friends told us it’s a cheesy restaurant, but we had to see for ourselves | 1.2590 | 0.04826 | 139 | 112 | 18 | 9 |
936 | Well, you ordered a large with everything. We're the Brockmans. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
937 | People who complain about pineapple on pizza have never had dates on a pizza. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
938 | They were out of mushrooms. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
939 | They didn't have a booth." | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
940 | New York is really big and scary, but you can't beat Little Italy's cuisine. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
941 | This is the hottest place in Really Little Italy. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
942 | At least it's not deep dish. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
943 | Close the box Ma, I was just about to pop the question. | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
944 | Waiter,this table is wobbly,and the floor is sticky! | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
945 | The waiter asked us if we wanted “take out” and I guess that’s what we got! | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
946 | We're the house special. | 1.2590 | 0.04826 | 139 | 112 | 18 | 9 |
947 | Well we heat the oven to 375 degrees, so you decide. | 1.2590 | 0.04826 | 139 | 112 | 18 | 9 |
948 | Where’s my meds Mike? | 1.2590 | 0.04826 | 139 | 112 | 18 | 9 |
949 | That’s what that middle thing is for! | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
950 | Did you order vegetarian? This looks like Olive and Herb. | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
951 | You said you wanted a pizza for two with everything on it. | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
952 | Of course we are GLUTEN FREE. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
953 | Why else would this little table be here? | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
954 | We weren't happy with our order either. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
955 | I ordered pizza for two--not two for pizza. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
956 | I swear the family-size gets smaller every year. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
957 | Little privacy? | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
958 | Next time, don't order it with everything on it. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
959 | We’re tired of wedding cake | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
960 | Can you close the box, dude? Your man boobs are totally killing the mood | 1.2590 | 0.04826 | 139 | 112 | 18 | 9 |
961 | YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE TWILIGHT ZONE? | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
962 | We asked to be seated away from the kitchen. | 1.2590 | 0.04252 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
963 | They Said It Would Serve 4 | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
964 | Well, this still isn’t as weird as pineapple on pizza | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
965 | Son, your Mother and I are on our Date Night. Close the lid. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
966 | Not the topping you ordered? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
967 | But I ordered a large psilocybin mushroom. | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
968 | It's not what were expecting either....... | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
969 | Yes, we're ready for small plates dining to run its course, too. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
970 | Sorry to interrupt date night, but do you know where all the pizza went? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
971 | We ordered pizza to go, too. What's your point? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
972 | They did advertise dine-in and delivered. | 1.2590 | 0.04717 | 139 | 111 | 20 | 8 |
973 | Oh, thank god. I don't think I could've taken any more of this small talk. | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
974 | Just a couple of small things about your order. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
975 | Shut the lid, would you? The pizza's getting cold! | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
976 | I will never order pizza from Jack and Jill in The Box again | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
977 | This wasn't my idea. The pizza delivery guy thought it would be hilarious. | 1.2590 | 0.04605 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
978 | The Couple of toppings you ordered | 1.2590 | 0.04490 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
979 | You ordered from Little Italy? | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
980 | Sorry, sir - I believe that we reserved this table until 9:30 pm | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
981 | Maria and I didn't know that on Tuesday night at Mystic Pizza you could volunteer to be part of a magic show! | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
982 | Imagine how we feel? We just wanted a quiet moment and a bottle of Chianti | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
983 | Do you see the eye in the lid of the box? When the moon hits it, that's amore! | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
984 | Did you guys bring your own wine and chairs? | 1.2537 | 0.04327 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 4 |
985 | Here we were having a nice conversation until you went and opened our box with your big hands and your big face and your stupid big clothing. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
986 | You know you've thought of it too. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
987 | Sorry. We distinctly requested a table on the piazza when we made our reservation. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
988 | They said this was the only table for two available! | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
989 | Welcome to Gulliver's Pizzeria. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
990 | "Oh good! we were just starting to think outside of the box." | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
991 | Honey I think we got the wrong table. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
992 | I have a feeling they’ve confused our orders. | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
993 | I'm thinking separate checks. | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
994 | Pardon me but this is s personal pan. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
995 | Well, you did order the vegetarian pizza. Although technically I’m vegan and he’s vegetarian. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
996 | Do you mind? It's our anniversary! | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
997 | I told them to put on a little of the toppings, not the Lilliput Toppings! | 1.2537 | 0.04700 | 134 | 107 | 20 | 7 |
998 | See, even this guy takes her out for a real dinner. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
999 | It's a GPS mistake. We don't like it either. It's hot, muggy and smells funny in here. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1000 | Thank you. This pizza was just the right size for the two of us. | 1.2537 | 0.04196 | 134 | 103 | 28 | 3 |
1001 | Again! I was very specific,no Lilliputions! I don't care if they are wild caught. | 1.2537 | 0.04933 | 134 | 109 | 16 | 9 |
1002 | Comes with your Prime membership | 1.2537 | 0.04579 | 134 | 106 | 22 | 6 |
1003 | So much for a romantic dinner. | 1.2481 | 0.04051 | 133 | 102 | 29 | 2 |
1004 | Don't ever complain at Lil' Luigi's about sitting near the kitchen. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1005 | Do you mind? We're just looking for a little piece and quiet! | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1006 | As they say, you are what you eat. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1007 | Hey! We've been waiting for this table for 45 minutes! | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1008 | I ordered feta, not meta. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1009 | You said you wanted "a little Italian." | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
1010 | This table sucks, we're lookin' right into the kitchen | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1011 | At least they aren't pineapples | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1012 | No, we can't get up. Our feet are stuck to the cheese. | 1.2481 | 0.04051 | 133 | 102 | 29 | 2 |
1013 | Since we sat down at this table it's been a nightmare. Now, may we please see a menu. | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
1014 | Ahem, you're ruining our pizza and quiet. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1015 | We’d ask you to join us but we’re a little short on dough | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1016 | Top this! | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1017 | You knew this is not what I meant when I said a little Italian sounded good. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1018 | You did ask for the "Italian Family Style"..... | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1019 | Well, you did order personal size. | 1.2481 | 0.04821 | 133 | 108 | 17 | 8 |
1020 | Delivery from Little Italy? | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1021 | What did you expect from Amazon? | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1022 | They're nice. But they're not what I ordered. | 1.2481 | 0.04051 | 133 | 102 | 29 | 2 |
1023 | Sorry, there was only enough for us. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1024 | Well, that review did say it was a whole new perspective on the dining experience. | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
1025 | We've been waiting for an hour. Where's our waiter? | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1026 | Yeah, we know. It makes no sense whatsoever. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1027 | I’m sorry but you ordered a pizza with everyone on it! | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1028 | We ordered to go! | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1029 | What?! This isn't what you were expecting when you ordered the date night special? | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1030 | Do us a big favor. Think outside the box. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1031 | Don't mind us, we just like to eat inside the box. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1032 | I thought we ordered the anchovies. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1033 | A little privacy here... | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1034 | We saw this little table and thought it would be the perfect place for our dinner date! | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1035 | The tux and gown are only for the wedding cakes. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1036 | We are trying to make the most of that lab accident. | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
1037 | You won’t believe what I had to go through to get this reservation. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1038 | I didn't order a pizza with dates. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1039 | If you plan on joining us you'll have to bring your own chairs. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1040 | Do you mind? It took us four months to get this table. | 1.2481 | 0.04821 | 133 | 108 | 17 | 8 |
1041 | you searched for romantic DINERS to go?! | 1.2481 | 0.04821 | 133 | 108 | 17 | 8 |
1042 | Can we get a 'to-go' box? | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
1043 | So,that's what you're supposed to do with that little plastic thingy... | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1044 | What kind of mushrooms were on this pizza? | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1045 | Now you know what what this little thing is really meant for. | 1.2481 | 0.04801 | 129 | 104 | 18 | 7 |
1046 | Are you our waiter? | 1.2481 | 0.04122 | 129 | 99 | 28 | 2 |
1047 | smallest popup restaurant ever | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1048 | Well what did you think they meant by personal pan pizza?' | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1049 | This tiny house fad has just gotten out of hand | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1050 | Sorry, we were drinking and forgot to get out of the box. | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1051 | Hi,We're the DiGiornos. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1052 | You ordered two smalls, right? | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1053 | Any way you slice it, we’re not leaving! | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1054 | We're Pie Protection Services, we have a right to be here. | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1055 | I said I wanted "vegetarian"...not "vegetarians"! | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1056 | Don't order the pie with "magic mushrooms". | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1057 | It's not like we're as controversial as pineapple toppings. | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1058 | Sorry, we were here first. | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1059 | Size matters? | 1.2481 | 0.04267 | 129 | 100 | 26 | 3 |
1060 | You wanted a vegan topping? Well, we're both vegans. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1061 | Now you know why the restaurant is called "Little Italy". | 1.2481 | 0.04267 | 129 | 100 | 26 | 3 |
1062 | We order you to take us out. | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1063 | Be careful when you say,’I really wish we could downsize.’ | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1064 | Which topping DID you order? | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1065 | First,do you have any dogs or cats? | 1.2442 | 0.06393 | 86 | 72 | 7 | 7 |
1066 | We’ll be done in 30 minutes or less. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1067 | Could we get different table? This one is a bit wobbly. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1068 | So what were you expecting from Lilliputian’s Pizzeria? | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1069 | The pizza is great but the atmosphere sucks. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1070 | We saved the crusts for you | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1071 | It’s like looking in a mirror, but 500 pizzas ago. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1072 | You don't want to know what we found on our pizza. | 1.2441 | 0.05088 | 127 | 105 | 13 | 9 |
1073 | Hey, its a small world after all. | 1.2441 | 0.03987 | 127 | 97 | 29 | 1 |
1074 | Thank you for not ordering anchovies. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1075 | Could you keep it down? | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1076 | Bite me. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1077 | Gulliver, I found your toys! | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1078 | Well, at least you finally know what these things are for. | 1.2441 | 0.04837 | 127 | 103 | 17 | 7 |
1079 | We asked for a cozy corner but ended up in this box. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1080 | Watch out for the mushrooms. | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1081 | This isn't our order, Albert. This is the Smiths! | 1.2441 | 0.04706 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1082 | You asked for the Anchovey's. I'm Bill and this is Maude Anchovey. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1083 | Congratulations, you’ve been selected to participate in a customer satisfaction survey. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1084 | It’s a matter of perspective. | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1085 | It's okay--we're gluten free. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1086 | Call Ant-Man. Tell him we found his parents. | 1.2441 | 0.04571 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1087 | Could we see the menu now, please? | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1088 | They seem very upper crust. | 1.2441 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1089 | It's cheaper than a taxi. | 1.2441 | 0.04964 | 127 | 104 | 15 | 8 |
1090 | Do you mind? We're having a private conversation about surrealism. | 1.2439 | 0.06150 | 82 | 67 | 10 | 5 |
1091 | Carl, I think the LSD is kicking in. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
1092 | Dang. It's the Anchovys again. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1093 | We were going to leave but our feet are stuck in the cheese. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1094 | Could we see a dessert menu!? | 1.2400 | 0.03835 | 125 | 95 | 30 | 0 |
1095 | Dining on pizza tonight was clearly our idea first. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1096 | I specifically said no Dates ... | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1097 | No, sorry, we're not recyclable either. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1098 | The drinks are great, but the decor's a little cheesy. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1099 | Oh, sorry! We thought it was an empty table. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1100 | He said his brother was out of town and we could use the place for the weekend. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1101 | Happens all the time. You ordered two individual pizzas. We're the two individuals pizza. | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1102 | Hey, Buddy! This is a private party! | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1103 | Your daughter seated us. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1104 | It's a compromise. She wanted take-out, I wanted dining in. | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1105 | It was the only table we could get! | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1106 | We prefer dining in. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1107 | Are you related to Gulliver? | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1108 | We elected to dine in! | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1109 | Cheese! | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1110 | They're right when they say it can feed a family. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1111 | This is the special from Gulliver’s Pizza. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1112 | I love meat lovers pizza | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1113 | We're the Anchovies. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1114 | I swear the Lilliputian Pizza came with three last time. | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1115 | Do you mind — this is a private party. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1116 | Guess who's coming to dinner? | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1117 | Could you close the lid? That ceiling light rather spoils the mood. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1118 | Just what type of mushrooms did you request? | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1119 | I say Pinot Grigio is the best choice. She says a Merlot is a better pairing. What do you suggest? | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1120 | You may have ordered Take-out, but we ordered Dine-in. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1121 | Are we still in Brooklyn? | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1122 | So that's what they mean by personal pizza. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1123 | We just want a little pizza and quiet! | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1124 | It's from Little Italy! | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1125 | This place makes the best meet lovers pizza. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1126 | I asked for a little parmesan but I guess they thought I said a little Pam and John. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1127 | Quit trying to order dates on a pizza. It's not a thing. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1128 | I asked for a two-person pizza... | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1129 | Wee deliver! | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1130 | Do you mind? We asked for a private table. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1131 | Ugh, they gave us the Robertsons instead of the Mitchells. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1132 | OK, we’ll leave. But we’re taking our chairs with us! | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1133 | Really..? Who owns a two-legged table? | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1134 | Can I get some service over here? | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1135 | Never mind that Jerry! But are you sure it’s gluten free?! | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1136 | Since you ordered the extra-cheesy, the engagement ring is in her glass. | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1137 | You ordered a personal pie right? | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1138 | We’re just thankful they didn’t seat us in a calzone again. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1139 | Yes, hi, we're the Crusts | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1140 | Is it too late to change our order? | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1141 | It was all we could get on short notice | 1.2400 | 0.04738 | 125 | 101 | 18 | 6 |
1142 | Yes, exactly! I'm Basil, and this is my wife Olive. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1143 | You could at least have taken your shoes off. | 1.2400 | 0.04600 | 125 | 100 | 20 | 5 |
1144 | Thank God you didn’t order the calzone. | 1.2400 | 0.04311 | 125 | 98 | 24 | 3 |
1145 | Hey! We ordered the private dining experience! | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1146 | You guys better be vegetarian! | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1147 | There are healthier options. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1148 | Uh,.... 7:00- What time was yours? | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1149 | We've had three glasses of wine. Could we PLEASE see a menu... | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1150 | She said 'Okay so where do we eat,' and I said 'Tonight let's think out of the box.' | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1151 | We enjoyed the garlic appetizer. What are the mains? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1152 | Don’t ever order a mushroom pie! | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1153 | Sorry. ‘OpenTable’ seems to be having some scheduling problems lately. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1154 | If you wanted us bigger, you should've ordered an extra large. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1155 | Well, I'm Tony Anchovy and this is my wife, Elaine. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1156 | Blame the app. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1157 | Please call for help. | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1158 | Uh, it's not what it looks like! | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1159 | Steve Peppers and my wife Olive. And you are? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1160 | We’re from that Matt Damon movie nobody went to see.” | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1161 | Consider ordering a large next time. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1162 | Can’t you see were having a private conversation? | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1163 | How much did you tip? | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1164 | We have a reservation. | 1.2377 | 0.03870 | 122 | 93 | 29 | 0 |
1165 | Is this Stuart Little's house? | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1166 | No, we're not delivery. We're the Digiorno's. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1167 | Glad it’s not a calzone? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1168 | Piss off; we're Welsh. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1169 | I’ve always wondered what the tiny table was for... | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1170 | First home delivery from Little Italy? | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1171 | So much for personal pies... | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1172 | You want a pizza me?! | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1173 | You've been served | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1174 | Honey, in New York you have to enunciate. It's pizza in a box NOT piazza in a box. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1175 | Slice of Life | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1176 | We were here first | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1177 | Close the lid - we're getting cold. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1178 | We love what you've done with your pizza box! | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1179 | Have you entered the Twilight Zone, or have we? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1180 | I told you to order pepperoni. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1181 | Next time ask for extra parm so we don’t need to bring our own chairs. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1182 | This was the only way we could get here in 30 minutes or less. | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1183 | Oh no, not again. More of those giants who eat the floor. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1184 | I told you, don't order from Little Italy | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1185 | It’s their date night special. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1186 | Wow, the daily special was literally a "Couples Pizza" ! | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1187 | Then the genie says to me: “What a stupid goddamn wish!” | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1188 | The new Little Caesars 2 for 1 deal. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1189 | I always wondered what that little plastic disk was for. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1190 | We're the Petersons, they were out of pepperoni. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1191 | They told us we'd be dining on the piazza. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1192 | AHHH, giants!! | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1193 | Did we invite you? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1194 | We were told this was Little Italy. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1195 | Oh..Is this table taken..?? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1196 | I think they got our orders mixed-up | 1.2377 | 0.04041 | 122 | 94 | 27 | 1 |
1197 | Well, I did order a little dinner for two. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1198 | That’s the last time I order the everything pizza. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1199 | Why did you order Lilliputian? It’s worse than anchovies. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1200 | I asked for very little oregano, not very little Oregonians. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1201 | You distinctly ordered 'people only'. Not pepperoni. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1202 | We ordered take-out. I guess you ordered in. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1203 | Grub Hub brought us some company for dinner! | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1204 | Yes, we’re the voices inside your head. NOW could we get a little privacy on our night off? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1205 | We didn’t order the extra large. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1206 | Can you, at least, take off your shoes? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1207 | Would you mind!? We're trying to have a private conversation here. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1208 | We weren't sure what to expect when we signed up to an authentic Italian Airbnb 'experience' | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1209 | Nothing better than pizza with a couple of friends. | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1210 | So, were you the guys who wrote "Drink me" on our wine glasses? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1211 | PLEASE! We asked not o be disturbed. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1212 | Excuse us, this is a private pie. | 1.2377 | 0.05081 | 122 | 101 | 13 | 8 |
1213 | You ordered the small singles topping pizza. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1214 | On the third wish she, unfortunately, said to the genie, "Gee, I could really get down on some pizza." | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1215 | You are what you eat. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1216 | You know the pizza's good when it has a small clientele. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1217 | PLEASE CLOSE THE BOX. WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN! | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1218 | I thought I ordered the large. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1219 | How about three slices for each of you, and one for each of us? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1220 | You ordered a two-person pizza, right? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1221 | Yes, we also ordered 'family style' pizza." | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1222 | I promise we'll leave in thirty minutes or less. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1223 | Exactly what did you think these things are for? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1224 | Well. then what did you think these things were for? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1225 | I ordered Italian sweet pepper topping, not sweet Italian people on top. | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1226 | Mind closing the lid, it's our date night. | 1.2377 | 0.04041 | 122 | 94 | 27 | 1 |
1227 | Can you believe people just throw these away? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1228 | Yes, this is the "Little Italy" special. What were you expecting? | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1229 | I say this is taking a small intimate pizza place too far | 1.2377 | 0.04205 | 122 | 95 | 25 | 2 |
1230 | Next time, no pineapple. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1231 | Is a little privacy too much to ask for? | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1232 | The maître d' said we could sit anywhere. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1233 | Honey, the Lyft drivers are here | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1234 | We're the small intimate dining experience you ordered. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1235 | Honey, say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Topper. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1236 | Next time we’d like a little more pie and a little less fee fo fum | 1.2377 | 0.04664 | 122 | 98 | 19 | 5 |
1237 | We wanted to dine in, but they only have delivery. | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1238 | Well, the wine bottle was labeled “Drink Me”... | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1239 | I’ll try the tiramisu and he’ll have the gelato. Thank you. | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1240 | Yeah, we're the Anchovie's--what's it to you? | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1241 | I'm starting to regret eating the mushrooms off this pie. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1242 | Are one of you finally going to take our order? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1243 | We'll take some Parmesan. And two small umbrellas, please. | 1.2353 | 0.06183 | 85 | 71 | 8 | 6 |
1244 | If you don't mind, this pizza's kinda personal. | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1245 | We chose the dine in option. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1246 | They are taking meat lovers a bit too far | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1247 | Normally, we clean up and leave when the guy rings the doorbell, but it's our twenty-fifth anniversary. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1248 | I know you asked for vegan but we're actually pescatarian." | 1.2333 | 0.05122 | 120 | 100 | 12 | 8 |
1249 | It’s little plastic tables all the way down! | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1250 | They really need to take the Russian Doll Pizza off the menu. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1251 | The Wi-Fi in here really sucks. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1252 | Do you mind? We were having a moment. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1253 | We took really, really, tiny bites. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1254 | What are the specials tonight? | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1255 | Hi! We’re Ted and Tina Topping | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1256 | To be honest, it did say : Mini pizza for two... | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1257 | Hello, we're the Pepperonis. Do you have any red wine? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1258 | May we see the dessert menu, please? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1259 | I did warn you that binge-watching old Twilight Zones was risky. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1260 | Can we have a little privacy here? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1261 | Can we get some service here. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1262 | Do you mind? We were just having a moment here! | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1263 | So sorry...we asked for a Giant sized | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1264 | I hope you don't have allergies. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1265 | If you could dim the lights this would be more romantic. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1266 | We were carrying our chairs and spotted this table and then it went dark. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1267 | Would you mind if I used the Little Girl's Room? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1268 | Please, a little privacy. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1269 | Could we have some privacy, please? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1270 | Sorry, but the moon hit our eyes | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1271 | Everyone told us to try the pizza in New York...so here we are! | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1272 | Why don’t WE ever go out? | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1273 | Our pizza has arrived. It appears we're having guests for dinner. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1274 | Looks like when Tinkerbell isn't working for Disney she's just like us. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1275 | Sorry to impose, but do you have a restroom we can use? | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1276 | Would you like to order us to go? | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1277 | The Chair? IKEA. The table was already here. | 1.2333 | 0.04841 | 120 | 98 | 16 | 6 |
1278 | It's a well balanced Chianti. Why do you ask? | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1279 | Sorry...we ate all the mushrooms. | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1280 | I'm Steve Topping, and this is my wife, Marla. | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1281 | Mind if we join you? We're a little hungry. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1282 | Margret Bridleman, you have been served | 1.2333 | 0.04694 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1283 | We specifically asked for a table NOT near the kitchen! | 1.2333 | 0.04223 | 120 | 94 | 24 | 2 |
1284 | Get over it. Toppings mistakes happen. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1285 | That's the last time I do bottomless mojitos. | 1.2333 | 0.04543 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1286 | It says right in our ad, “the taste of Little Italy in every pizza.” | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1287 | I knew someday it would happen. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1288 | Hi, we're the Anchovies. I'm John and this is Mary. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1289 | I don't think we are in Kansas anymore | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1290 | As long as you're here, could you get us another bottle of the Chardonnay? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1291 | Maybe you ordered take-out, but we're eating in. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1292 | Do you mind? This pizza table is reserved. | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1293 | I'm guessing you didn't read the fine print when you ordered the dinner for two. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1294 | Are you taking Groupon tonight? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1295 | Oh my God..." "Yeah, they forgot the fucking olives again. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1296 | The sign said, 'Please Seat Yourself.' | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1297 | Hello, we are Mr. and Mrs. Pepperoni. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1298 | Looks like we're having the neighbors for dinner tonight! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1299 | We’re trying to be mindful of portion size. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1300 | Are you the Millers? We are supposed to have dinner with the Millers! | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1301 | Do you mind? This is an intimate conversation. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1302 | I thought we ordered pepperoni. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1303 | Is it closing time already | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1304 | It's what you get when you order Li'l Caesars...pizza, pizza. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1305 | We are the Pepperoni's | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1306 | It's tough getting a table in Manhattan! | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1307 | I'm afraid we ate all the anchovies. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1308 | That’s the last time I call Little Caesars | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1309 | One minute we were playing "Wheel of Fortune" and the next minute we're here. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1310 | Sorry, we already reserved this table. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1311 | Sorry, honey. When they said every kind of meat I didn't think it would be this... awkward. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1312 | Is it hard to think outside the box? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1313 | We said “to go” not “two to go.” | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1314 | They said you ordered a couple of toppings. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1315 | I told you it was a small restaurant. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1316 | Way to ruin the mood, fellas. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1317 | NYC apartments are getting smaller and smaller | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1318 | Well, you asked for the meat lovers pie, and we're the meat lovers! | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1319 | Do you mind? It's personal. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1320 | Do you know how hard it is to get a decent table here? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1321 | Did you check inside the box before you paid for it? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1322 | I really hope you're vegans. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1323 | We asked for a table in the 'Twilight Zone' section. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1324 | Did you tip the delivery boy? | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1325 | While racing to beat the 30 minute deadline we accidentally tore the space-time continuum. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1326 | Look, dumbass, I’m tired and I have a very thin crust. Just bring us some menus! | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1327 | Uh Oh, I think they forgot to unzip the compressed file from the online order before they delivered it. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1328 | You wouldn't happen to have an appropriately-sized bottle of wine? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1329 | Just be thankful you didn't order pad thai. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1330 | You ordered with an extra couple toppings? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1331 | Jack and Carol Pepperoni, and you? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1332 | Not to worry, we're Italian. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1333 | They forgot the anchovies, again! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1334 | Waiter. We'll take the Chianti while we're waiting for our pizza. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1335 | Last thing we remember was goin' to 'Aladdin'--and later talkin' about downsizing over takeout. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1336 | do you mind? we are kind of in the middle of something | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1337 | So you mind! We waited an hour for this table. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1338 | I ordered margarita with pepperoni not margarita with peopleonit | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1339 | We’re time travelers from when the earth was believed to be flatbread.” | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1340 | You're taller than the first waiter we had. So where's our order? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1341 | We're the two-for-one special. | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1342 | Ummmm... Are they edible? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1343 | They forgot to add olives again | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1344 | I'm sorry, we've been waiting longer than you. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1345 | I'll have the Petit Syrah | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1346 | We combined Uber and Uber eats." | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1347 | Could we move please? This table feels sort of boxed in. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1348 | We ordered Pizza Surprise. Did you order it, too? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1349 | May I ask a small favor? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1350 | It happens when we're exposed to heat. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1351 | Don't mind us. We're just here to prevent the box top from smashing into the pizza. Go ahead, dig in! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1352 | You ordered a cheesy couple? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1353 | This is your first order from Cracker Jack Pizza isn't it ? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1354 | If you care to join us, we can change to a large. | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1355 | What up, home slice? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1356 | First the place isn’t gluten free, now this? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1357 | I always wondered what those little things were for... | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1358 | I mean, I guess we could share. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1359 | I'm not so sure about this sharing economy thing anymore | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1360 | Could we have a little wine | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1361 | Despite being left out of the economy, we little people have to eat too. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1362 | I knew that little piece of plastic was actually a dining table, you just have to open the pizza carton quickly enough... | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1363 | I wondered why he said 'Sardinians'... | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1364 | The kids were right, it is a table! | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1365 | Second thoughts about the Meat Lovers Special, eh? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1366 | Yes, you've opened the pizza dimension. It's a dimension not of sight and sound, but one of bizarre toppings. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1367 | It's about time! Can you Instagram this moment for us, please? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1368 | ¨I`ll have a vodka tonic hold the ice and make it quick we´ve only got the baby sitter till 11¨ | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1369 | Do you mind? You're really killing the ambience. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1370 | Chuck and Emily Best, here. We understand you've tried all the rest. | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1371 | A big pizza pie, that's amore. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1372 | We're celebrating a small promotion. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1373 | Did you order a few toppings or a couple of toppings? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1374 | This tiny house thing has gotten WAY out of hand! | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1375 | You requested a slice-of-life dining experience. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1376 | And you thought it was just to hold up the box top. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1377 | Yeah... Well... we were shut in a box, zipped up in a bag, and thrown in the back of van so we will be taking our time to finish. And yes we ate your cheesy bread”. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1378 | Well, you did order shrimp on your pizza. | 1.2308 | 0.05061 | 117 | 97 | 13 | 7 |
1379 | That’s not right…… We ordered the vegetarian. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1380 | You didn't think our table was used only as a pizza saver? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1381 | Those transporter settings are whacky again Scotty! | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1382 | Did you order two small ones? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1383 | Its been 30 minutes since we’ve seen anyone; some more wine please? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1384 | Use spellcheck next time! This is a piazza! | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1385 | It's okay, we're Italian. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1386 | You ordered The Fractal? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1387 | Hi, we’re the Pepperonis! And you must be the party at 412 East 53rd. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1388 | What company did you call, again? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1389 | We are the shadows of things that have been, ghosts of date nights past. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1390 | What was in the cannibis? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1391 | I could ask you the same thing | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1392 | You ordered the party pizza? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1393 | The service here is awful. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1394 | If you see the waiter, we're still waiting for our breadsticks too. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1395 | Sweetie, Look up... | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1396 | You ordered a large with everything, right'? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1397 | Could you shut the lid, I'm about to propose! | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1398 | Jim, I told you to order a couple of pizzas, not a couple pizza. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1399 | They ate all the sausage. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1400 | Can I get another drop of the house Cabernet | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1401 | We knew the reduction sauce sounded weird, but at least the table doesn't wobble. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1402 | Not what I meant by “plain.” | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1403 | She's Pepper and I'm Ron. Now if you don't mind, we are in the middle of something here | 1.2308 | 0.04096 | 117 | 91 | 25 | 1 |
1404 | Honey, I thought we ordered pepperoni... | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1405 | Honey the look on their faces is priceless, this is definitely the ultimate food experience! | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1406 | Who you callin' extra large? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1407 | We got it first. | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1408 | Are we dining in or eating out? | 1.2308 | 0.04761 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 5 |
1409 | I ordered a large. Not a personal. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1410 | Ahem, this was supposed to be a personal pan pizza! | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1411 | Honey, I thought we were going to try mushrooms for a change. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1412 | Oh! You asked for a little salami, not a little sommelier on your pizza. Sorry about that | 1.2308 | 0.04914 | 117 | 96 | 15 | 6 |
1413 | I don't know why you look surprised, we ordered out. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1414 | I'm sorry but we made a reservation ages ago. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1415 | How did you hear about this place? | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1416 | They're dining in. | 1.2308 | 0.04272 | 117 | 92 | 23 | 2 |
1417 | I was certain we ordered veggie. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1418 | And topping of the day to you, too. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1419 | Which one of you is our sommelier? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1420 | I know, it was $2.50 extra. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1421 | Next time, honey, let's think of date ideas outside the box. | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1422 | Oh c'mon! Do you know how long it took to find chairs to match these free tables? | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1423 | Ever heard of knocking? | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1424 | One couple's take out is another couple's dining in. | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1425 | When you ordered you said, "Surprise me!" | 1.2288 | 0.05022 | 118 | 98 | 13 | 7 |
1426 | I ordered from that new “Eat-In Pizza” in joint. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1427 | Yeah, we ate your pizza, but you can keep the nice little plastic table. | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1428 | What? You've never heard of Lillipizza? | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1429 | Do you mind? This is a party for two. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1430 | Well, I don't think that combining anchovies and pineapple is right, either. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1431 | Pizz-off | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1432 | Is there NO privacy!! | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1433 | I asked for extra mini peppers, not Mr. & Mrs. Minipepper. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1434 | It seems like the portions just keep getting smaller. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1435 | It's not Dijiorno and it wasn't meant to be delivered to you! | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1436 | You asked for meat lovers. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1437 | Hi, we’re Bob and Nancy Pepperoni – I’m guessing we’re not exactly what you had in mind. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1438 | Dominoes meets the twilight zone | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1439 | Perhaps ‘cardamom and date’ was an overventuresome choice of topping. | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1440 | Do you mind? We're having a private conversation. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1441 | Il menu ha detto sorpresa italiana per due. Allora eccoci qua. Buon appetito. | 1.2261 | 0.04793 | 115 | 94 | 16 | 5 |
1442 | And, in spite of all that, neither of us spilled a drop. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1443 | We'll take the cheque | 1.2261 | 0.04631 | 115 | 93 | 18 | 4 |
1444 | We've finished. Would you please bring the check? | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1445 | We specifically requested a table al fresco. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1446 | I think they mixed up our orders. | 1.2261 | 0.04289 | 115 | 91 | 22 | 2 |
1447 | Like you can’t afford to skip a meal. | 1.2261 | 0.04464 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1448 | We're ready to order, could you send our waiter over? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1449 | Hey, let me look at those coupons again. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1450 | I told you we should've stayed in! | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1451 | Not what we meant by "carry out." | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
1452 | They were out of anchovies. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1453 | Hey! We're in the middle of something here! | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1454 | It was the only table available. | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
1455 | You don't know pizza until you've squished it beneath your toes. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1456 | All right, we’re part of the food chain - but could we have an appetizer before we become one? | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1457 | You ruined the moment! | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1458 | Hey! I'm trying to propose here! Do you mind? | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1459 | He forgot our anniversary again. This is the only table we could get. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1460 | I didn’t think Jack would still be in the box. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1461 | We know... this tiny house stuff has gone too far | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1462 | Excuse me, but can we get some pizza quiet? | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1463 | Please set the lid down GENTLY! | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1464 | Who orders dates on a pizza? | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1465 | care to join us for a slice? | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1466 | So much for the private table. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1467 | We wiped our shoes! | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1468 | Another bottle of your house wine please...to go | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1469 | Close the lid, she just cut the cheese | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
1470 | I don't know about you, but I'm gonna post one heck of a Yelp review. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1471 | We were expecting the sommelier. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1472 | Mr. and Mrs. Anchovy? | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1473 | The Airbnb listing specifically said, 'Don't open the pizza box.' | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1474 | Can we sit at the minibar instead? | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1475 | How about waiting until I give her the engagement ring? | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
1476 | Do you mind? We're having a moment here. | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
1477 | We, too, were disappointed they forgot the pizza. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1478 | Congratulations! You're the one millionth customer. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1479 | Surprise! It’s pizza for two in an intimate setting. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1480 | The hostess told us the table was available until 8:00pm. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1481 | You did order the surprise topping! | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1482 | Do you mind? We're trying to have a quiet dinner here. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1483 | I hope this isn't an expiration date | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1484 | I guess one couple’s piazza is another couple’s pizza. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
1485 | A little privacy would be nice. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1486 | Just to remind you about portion control. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1487 | The pizza was great. Let us finish our wine. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1488 | You ordered a pizza with everything on it. I’m Harry Everything and this my wife Lois. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1489 | Mushrooms on pizza warp one's perspective. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1490 | I see Sal's has really gotten clever with their gourmet toppings. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
1491 | You ordered the "Couples Special." | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1492 | I'm Mozzarella and this is my wife Olive. | 1.2232 | 0.03952 | 112 | 87 | 25 | 0 |
1493 | It’s pepperoni all the way down. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1494 | You ordered a vegetarian pizza: we're vegetarians. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1495 | We qualify as everything. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
1496 | We are celebrating not being in a calzone. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1497 | We are the topping on the extra-cheesy order. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1498 | oh fuck!! fuck fuck fuck— okay— it's just like we practiced— start shitting everywhere | 1.2198 | 0.05806 | 91 | 77 | 8 | 6 |
1499 | The line was around the block so they are creating in-box chat rooms while we wait. Won't you join us? | 1.2188 | 0.04957 | 96 | 78 | 15 | 3 |
1500 | Can we see a wine list? | 1.2188 | 0.04492 | 96 | 76 | 19 | 1 |
1501 | Technically we're a topping, why? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1502 | Didn't I say 'no toppings'" | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1503 | Trust me. We are equally confused. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1504 | I'm Pepperoni. She's Extra Cheese. | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
1505 | These Airbnbs are getting weirder and weirder | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
1506 | Hey, close the lid! You are ruining the ambiance. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1507 | Finally! I'd like to speak to the manager; we had to eat the carpet or we would have starved! | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1508 | Hey, it's New York. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1509 | So that's what it's for. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1510 | I distinctly said we want a table on the piazza. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1511 | Alternate universe? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1512 | You took more than thirty minutes, so our dinner is free. | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1513 | We can't tell if it's an eye or a duck's head either, but it's one creepy pizza box lid. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1514 | Hey! We're talkin' here! We're talkin' here! | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1515 | Do you mind? We're still waiting for our appetizers. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1516 | Can we see a dessert menu? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1517 | Oh, you wanted a small, MEAT lovers. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1518 | You ordered the ‘shroom topping, right? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1519 | You wouldn't have a few drops of Chianti?" | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1520 | Well, at the time we thought "Downsizing" was unrealistic. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1521 | We just can't stay away from these little plastic tables. | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
1522 | Did you order a Lilliput topping? | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1523 | So we finally find some matching chairs, and now this happens ...” | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1524 | Just cut them a bitty slice, how much can they eat? | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1525 | Hi. Here's your pizza from Lilliputian's on 8th. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1526 | The floor is sticky. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1527 | We”ll take it. What’s the rent? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1528 | They forgot the cheese. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1529 | Oh, thank God. Would you be a mate and top me off. I am having the Merlot. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1530 | Oh good, they did not forget the anchovies. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1531 | Miniaturize yourselves and join us. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1532 | It's time for the pizza de resistance. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1533 | Please put the ceiling back! | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1534 | We asked for home delivery. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1535 | I think you two really ought to consider something other than pizza for dinner tonight. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1536 | Could you repeat today's specials? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1537 | Take another little pizza my heart now baby" . . | 1.2182 | 0.05385 | 110 | 94 | 8 | 8 |
1538 | It’s not delivery, it’s Dine-In. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1539 | Oops! | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1540 | It's a little Italian restaurant in every box. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1541 | You ruined the lighting | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1542 | I can’t believe they seated us by the kitchen. | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1543 | Well this tops everything! | 1.2182 | 0.05227 | 110 | 93 | 10 | 7 |
1544 | The delivery driver got it wrong again! | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1545 | I wonder what goes on when the lid is closed. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1546 | They ran out of room in the lasagna so they moved our table here | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1547 | I hope your floor is cleaner than ours. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1548 | Did you folks order the small piazza? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1549 | As your little voice, I'm asking you, for once, to lay off the pizza. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1550 | Last time I let you pick the toppings. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1551 | Honey, did we order Betty and Steve in a deep dish or on thin crust? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1552 | They said we can have the table until 7:00. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1553 | This new place really puts the "meta" in Mediterranean style. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1554 | To be honest, we were expecting something a little fancier and definitely more private. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1555 | Don't you just love the adventure of a progressive dinner? | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1556 | You know, pal, there's a big difference between ordering a couple Italian seasonings or a couple seasoned Italians!" | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1557 | We took a wrong turn in Little Italy. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1558 | Yours is in the oven.... | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1559 | At least there isn't pineapple on it. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1560 | Yes, we’re the Pepperonis. What’s your point? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1561 | It' a a puppetroni pizza. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1562 | Yeah, well, you can’t be as unhappy as we are about this. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1563 | Do you have any hot sauce? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1564 | C’mon, you gotta start thinking outside of the box. | 1.2182 | 0.03956 | 110 | 86 | 24 | 0 |
1565 | Hurry up and order another pizza, we're starving. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1566 | Which part of "immersive dining experience" don't you understand? | 1.2182 | 0.04161 | 110 | 87 | 22 | 1 |
1567 | You need a lot of dough to dine here. | 1.2182 | 0.05065 | 110 | 92 | 12 | 6 |
1568 | Do you how hard it is to book a table this size? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1569 | It's not delivery, it's a reminder of your stale marriage. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1570 | Happy birthday dear Gulliver... happy birthday to you! | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1571 | Sorry. We'd asked for a little vino on the piazza. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1572 | We're here to provide ambiance | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1573 | It definitely beats living in a matchbox. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1574 | Does this look like a free table to you? | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1575 | The order said, dinner for two | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1576 | Are you sure this is vegan? | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1577 | Oh man, they forgot the garlic butter! | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1578 | Maybe we shouldn't have ordered the Fantastic Voyage pizza. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1579 | We’re the upper crust topping | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1580 | There’s always a catch when they say zero calories. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1581 | You guys get out more than we do. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1582 | We can’t always be sitting on top of wedding cakes. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1583 | Well, you did order from Little Italy. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1584 | Who’s the large Meat Lover? | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1585 | 'It was the only way we could get you to visit us.' | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1586 | Looks like they mixed up our Uber Eats order. | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1587 | Ugh, I specifically said vegetarian. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1588 | Get the feeling there is a whole world out there we know nothing about? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1589 | It's the Omnivore's Dilemma, extra mushrooms. | 1.2150 | 0.05316 | 107 | 91 | 9 | 7 |
1590 | Looks like we were delivered to the wrong address | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1591 | It's a Chateau Petrus 2015 Bordeaux. You did order the special topping? | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1592 | Do you mind? We're waiting for our toppings. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1593 | Looks like it needs a bit longer in the oven. | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
1594 | Whew, thanks for opening the box! It was as hot as an oven in here! | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1595 | Were you raised in a barn? | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1596 | You ordered the small special. What were you expecting? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1597 | You ordered the small. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1598 | I hope they didn't order the meat lovers special. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1599 | We are here to personalize your pizza. | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
1600 | I didn’t order two toppings! | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1601 | That's Amore | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1602 | All I'm going to say is that they shouldn't have built the nuclear power plant and pizza table factory next to each other. | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1603 | You're not our waiter!! | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1604 | Why do people say that they just want a little Peppe or Ronnie, then act surprised when we get here? | 1.2150 | 0.04410 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1605 | We bought the immersive experience. | 1.2150 | 0.04205 | 107 | 85 | 21 | 1 |
1606 | They ran out of pepperoni. | 1.2133 | 0.06379 | 75 | 64 | 6 | 5 |
1607 | And--yes, we're using the chili flakes packet later as a mattress. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1608 | You said the pizza ‘s ‘on us,’not the other way around! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1609 | Frank, did you order a party pizza again? | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
1610 | Want to see strange? With a large pie, it's eight of us at a dining room table. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1611 | If this isn't your slice of Americana, then whose is it? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1612 | Miniature golf is more fun. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1613 | Could we see your dessert menu? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1614 | You ordered the Lilliputian? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1615 | I hope you’re not hungry. We ate all your toppings. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
1616 | They always forget the pepperoni... | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1617 | Mario and Maria had to leave early but they rated the pizza a 5 and the Chianti a 3 | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1618 | I think it's only fair that you have the crust. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1619 | Well, where in hell is our pizza ? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1620 | We asked for a table in the corner! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1621 | Yes, well frankly we're a little miffed too for not being considered a deluxe topping! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1622 | Gulliver’s has the best pepperoni pizza in the city | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1623 | Maybe if you kids didn't order out so much you could afford to buy a nice New York style apartment like ours. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1624 | We'd like to see your giant manager. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1625 | You're the one who ordered "chef's choice" as a topping! | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
1626 | ‘Do you mind giving us a spin?’ | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1627 | This is the 'upper crust' pizza. All the slices of pie are ours. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1628 | Yup, this is the small cheese lovers pizza. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1629 | Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1630 | I thought the “flashback special” meant something with mushrooms on top?!? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1631 | This must be one of those yuppy, artisan style pizza everyone's been talking about. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1632 | Then why did you order shrimp topping? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1633 | It looks like ‘Giant’s Pizza’ wasn’t an amusing typo. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1634 | We were hoping to keep a lid on this. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1635 | That's right---a slice of life. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1636 | Do you mind? We'd like a bit of privacy for our anniversary dinner! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
1637 | Is this from that little Italian place around the corner? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
1638 | That's why they call it a box lunch. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
1639 | Well, I see we’ve both gotten on with our lives, Lloyd. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1640 | Look, we don't like this any more than you do. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1641 | Can we please see the dessert menu? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1642 | -So... are we the ones in a Black Mirror episode or they are? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1643 | It's mother's day and seating was limited. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1644 | We’re the Anchovie’s. It’s a pleasure to meet you. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1645 | We brought pizza from that little Italian joint. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1646 | Thank you. We were hoping to dine al fresco. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1647 | Not as weird as you ordering pineapple on your pizza. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1648 | Care to join? | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1649 | You ordered the Family Style Pizza, didn't you? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1650 | Could you wait five minutes? I'm trying to propose here! | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1651 | You ordered the 'Escape From New York'? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1652 | These are not the toppings we ordered | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1653 | Do you have anything to remove grease spots? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1654 | Do you mind? We waited 3 months for this reservation | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1655 | We ate the whole thing. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1656 | We'd appreciate a little privacy. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1657 | Well hello, you must be Pat. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1658 | looks like their is a small couple of problems with our pizza | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1659 | I ordered pepperoni, not “people only”! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1660 | Garcon, another bottle please. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1661 | Where is our food? The service here is terrible!" | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1662 | you're letting the heat out, asshole! | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1663 | It was actually kind of romantic with that sliver of light reflecting off the surface of the cheese. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1664 | Did we take mushrooms or ask for mushrooms? | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1665 | Are you the waiter? We have a tall order for you. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1666 | You said, 'with everything.' | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1667 | I know this seems a little cheesy for a first date | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1668 | Well I'm not sharing! | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1669 | Did your order a couple of mini pizzas--or a mini couple? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1670 | Still better than pineapple. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1671 | This is a personal pan pizza. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1672 | We were just having a slice and watching Ant-Man and boom, here we are. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1673 | They forgot the pepperoni! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1674 | You stay in your universe, we'll stay in ours! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1675 | The pizza company shorted us as well! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1676 | We just purchased a tiny house! | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1677 | So put on some Allman Brothers and we'll guide you through this Denver mushroom pizza. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1678 | Do you mind? We asked for their most private table! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1679 | We applaud your choice of toppings. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1680 | Trust me, we're delicious. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1681 | So that's what the thing in the pizza box is for! | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1682 | It's cheesy but it can be so comforting to think inside the box. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1683 | Don't laugh-you haven't lived until you've experienced Little italy. | 1.2095 | 0.03991 | 105 | 83 | 22 | 0 |
1684 | When we ordered the special, I had a different take on what a meal for two would be. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1685 | Is that what we ordered, pizza for two? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1686 | This was the only table to be had. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1687 | Thanks for having us over, whats for dinner? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1688 | It's our anniversary and you know how hard it is to get a table in this city. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1689 | Well you did order a plain white pizza | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1690 | Excuse me, I've had this reservation booked for a month! It's our anniversary for crying out loud! Would you please leave us alone to enjoy this meal? I mean seriously the one time we get a sitter and decide to make a night of it and you come along?! | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1691 | You're letting all the heat out. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1692 | They said it was either this or the kid's section | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1693 | Nice neckbeard, chubbo. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1694 | I think they’re trying to tell us something | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1695 | See, Reggie, this is why you always read the fine print of the Pizza Palace promotional coupon. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1696 | Looks like they added a couple toppings. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1697 | We ordered the 'miniature'...And you? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1698 | Best we could do on as tiny budget. Now close the lid, please | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1699 | I dunno, it seems kind of "meta"... | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1700 | It's nice, actually. But you need to put baggies over your shoes. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1701 | You knew it was personal when you ordered it. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1702 | Meta, schmeta. You’re letting the heat out. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1703 | Who invited them to dinner? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1704 | We decided it was time to downsize. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1705 | Look Frank, even our meal is having a romantic meal. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1706 | Actually she’s Canadian. I’m the Hawaiian. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1707 | Whose idea was it to add those magic mushrooms, anyway? | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1708 | Hi! We're Lilapizzans | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1709 | A mixed race couple? You don't see that every day! | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1710 | We don't recommend this place.. the floor is cheesy. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1711 | Getting inside the box was easy; finding a waiter is another story altogether” | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1712 | Peopleroni? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1713 | Do you mind cutting us off a little piece? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1714 | I didn’t order the family meal! | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1715 | Good thing we ordered an extra large. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1716 | What's wrong, too cheesy? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1717 | IKEA Spring Sale. The carpet is Italian, supposedly. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1718 | It´s Jonathan Swift's pizza recipe. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1719 | Did we order the pizza..or did the pizza order us? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1720 | Are you the manager? I have a complaint about the carpet. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1721 | So who told you about this great little Italian place? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1722 | Do you mind? It took us weeks to get this reservation, and they just barely squeezed us in. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1723 | Ask them if they're non-GMO. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1724 | Go to Recursion Pizza" she said- "it'll be great" she said.. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1725 | What?! You've never seen one-legged people at a three-legged table? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1726 | Well, I never thought of that thing as a little table. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1727 | I said "This is my favorite little Italian place." | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1728 | Hey, we made reservations for this pop-up months ago. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1729 | Are you two veggie-lovers? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1730 | I ordered a family pizza, not a family | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1731 | Would you please put our tiny house roof back. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1732 | Must be authentic Italian. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1733 | Don't eat anything that comes in a box. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1734 | You ordered the party for two special ? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1735 | The crust is just too thick for us. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1736 | It seemed cozier than the Airbnb hat box on 74th and Park. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1737 | It's actually a pretty good price for a Brooklyn studio! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1738 | You seem to have taken our table.... | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1739 | Grub Hub? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1740 | Let’s just say he won’t be slicing pizzas again anytime soon. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1741 | Good pizza - can we get two more glasses of wine? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1742 | They call it an ‘immersive dining experience.’ | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1743 | I ordered cheese lovers delight not cheese lovers fight | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1744 | Well.. What did you think Family Style meant? | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1745 | Do you deliver? We need a ride home. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1746 | And you’re in a pizza, too! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1747 | We'd love to have you join us. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1748 | Two more glasses of Chianti please. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1749 | We’d like a bottle of your best Chianti, please. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1750 | That little plastic thingy looked like a table to us! | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1751 | We’d like also a small pie to go, please. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1752 | I'm going to have to ask you to keep that closed. This table gets a really bad draft. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1753 | Sorry, my parents can impose sometimes. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1754 | Wait, did you order the 'Meat Lovers' or the 'Meta Lovers'? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1755 | Hey! Gawkers! We're having desert, over here! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1756 | We decided to eat in | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1757 | You ordered the personal pizza again? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1758 | We're still not ready to order. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1759 | So you're telling me you did not order Pepe and Ronnie? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1760 | I don't think this is what "Pizza-gate" was referring to. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1761 | Look, lady, you should have asked these questions _before_ you ordered the special. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1762 | Can we move to a table near the lid? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1763 | All she said was,"I wish there was a quicker way to downsize." | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1764 | Stare much? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1765 | Ugh, I made this reservation months ago. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1766 | You know how hard it is to get a table at Grimaldi's. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1767 | Do you mind? We're just looking for a little ambience here. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1768 | I thought you ordered a Hawaiian. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1769 | Don't order the mushroom pizza. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1770 | Where I come from, it's rude to stare. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1771 | They delivered the wrong one --this is not vegetarian. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1772 | We're here in Little Italy. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1773 | Did you invite Harriet and George? | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1774 | Just go away; this is OUR hut. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1775 | I think we'll need a to go box. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1776 | “Do you mind? I was about to get lucky.” | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1777 | I told you the food delivery app was a little buggy. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1778 | When I ordered a personal size, I didn't mean my in-laws. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1779 | Can I speak to a manager? | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1780 | This is a personal pie. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1781 | Lab-to-table. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1782 | Our chihuahua's in the tiramisu. | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
1783 | Oh, hi. We’re the Pepperonis, Guido and Maria from Little Italy on East 48th. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1784 | I told you the Chef's Surprise menu was a bit wonky for a Monday night. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1785 | THIS is the family-sized pizza? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1786 | Yeah, not exactly our idea of "pizza delivery" either. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1787 | I think it is much more hygienic to use the 3-legged plastic wheel to keep the pizza from sticking to the box. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1788 | So much for the giant opening we were promised. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1789 | No,No! don't touch them. I think they are Russian dolls. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1790 | Don’t pay him any mind, honey. He’s just the ghost of pizzas passed.We’ll skip the hot’n’spicy next time. | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
1791 | We asked for a table away from the rest room. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1792 | Is this someone's idea of a joke? | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1793 | I don't think this is what I meant by little Italy | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1794 | We’re here to talk about wise food choices. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1795 | Well, what did you think a Liliputian pizza was? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1796 | This is the new two for one promotion. | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1797 | I'm Bianco and she's Margherita | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1798 | Thanks. It was getting stuffy in here. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1799 | Is this 3804 Beanstalk Lane? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1800 | When I ordered the “cocktail party” pizza, I thought we’d be getting double cheese with shrimp and olives. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1801 | Wait til you see what happens next time you order Chinese food. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1802 | Indeed, you ordered a small Margarita; may I introduce you to a small Margarita. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1803 | Please let us eat in peace...close the lid and we'll be done in a half hour. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1804 | Don’t you think a few laps up and down the beanstalk would be better than a large pepperoni? | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1805 | They must have put the wrong type of mushrooms in your pizza! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1806 | You ordered Neopolitan. We're the Neopolitans. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1807 | We'll take the check now, please. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1808 | I'd say the date night special is as advertised. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1809 | They took my vegetarian pizza order way too literally. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1810 | We're your pop-up Happy Birthday card; music to follow! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1811 | We paid extra to eat in the cook's kitchen, to be up close and personal with her creations! | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1812 | You ordered a small ... what did you expect? | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1813 | Do you mind? I was just about to propose. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1814 | Well you shouldn't have ordered a Piazza then ... | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1815 | How much did you tip the delivery guy? | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1816 | Magic Mushroom Pizza! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1817 | Would you mind closing the lid, I think he was just about to pop the question? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1818 | Honestly, it was supposed to be family sized | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1819 | Well, it’s your choice of course, but you should know that we’ve both eaten peanuts, tree nuts, shellfish, wheat and soy within the last 24 hours. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1820 | You should have ordered Deep Dish! | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1821 | She wanted to be taken out to eat. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1822 | We're dining al fredo | 1.2059 | 0.05457 | 102 | 88 | 7 | 7 |
1823 | Hey, we're just as surprised as you are! | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1824 | Didn't you order a piazza? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1825 | Don’t worry, we took our shoes off before walking to our table. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1826 | You wouldn't have a coupla microliters of Chianti laying around, wouldja? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1827 | It’s all in the delivery! | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1828 | They said it was a family pie but this is ridiculous. | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
1829 | No need to stare, we've just downsized. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1830 | Hi, we're your new neighbors and we thought we'd share a large pizza with you. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1831 | What? You never heard of wine in a box? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1832 | I thought you said you wanted everything on it? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1833 | I'll have another glass of the Cabernet. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1834 | Hey. Wait a minute... These people aren't Sicilian! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1835 | Do you mind leaving the light on when you leave? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1836 | It's okay, we're not wearing shoes! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1837 | This is how everyone can leave a smaller footprint. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1838 | Taking dining in to whole new level I see | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1839 | We love the new retractable roof! | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1840 | we had a rough ride here now would you let us eat in peace | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1841 | I asked for family size, but?? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1842 | I thought piccole persone just meant a small pizza. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1843 | Yep, they're real cute, but where's the damn pie? | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1844 | ...and we're reducing our carbon footprint. You? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1845 | Can we get this to go? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1846 | We’ll have a petite filet and a few drops of Merlot ! | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1847 | Schrödinger's Date | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1848 | For the third time John, I don’t like people on my pizza. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1849 | So this is the special pizza dinner for two! | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1850 | Call my wife a meat-lover again and you'll be the one getting delivered in a box! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1851 | Ever see that Matt Damon movie? | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1852 | Sorry, we ate the anchovies. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1853 | That's much better, thanks, though we're still not ready to order. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1854 | Could we get some pepperoni? This thing's a little wobbly. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1855 | Are you sorry you said, ‘Not everything is a Kafka metaphor’? | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
1856 | I thought the vegan supreme would be topped with more vegans. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1857 | Please close the lid, you're letting all the heat out. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1858 | About time! We've finished all the pizza, our glasses are empty and we're waiting for the panacotta. What's taking so long? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1859 | Great.They gave us Peopleroni, again. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1860 | What can I tell you - you ordered the Secret Surprise Topping of the Month. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1861 | I told you to order a large! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1862 | I ordered pepperoini. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1863 | They ate all the mushrooms! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1864 | Well, there's something you don't see every day! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1865 | Did you order artichoke hearts or old college sweethearts? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1866 | Sorry, it was the only free table in the pizza place. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1867 | Does people sound like pepperoni to you? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1868 | Apologies for the inconvenience, but there's no seating available until 9:45. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1869 | Sorry, but we ate all the magic mushrooms en route.” | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1870 | Yes, it's small, but the rent is unbeatable. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1871 | Yes, our feet are in the sauce. And? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1872 | The things we do to cheat! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1873 | We paid extra for the chef's table, so let's see some knife skills! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1874 | This is people-roni, I ordered pepperoni! | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1875 | I liked it better with the lights off, thank you. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1876 | John is that you?! It's a small world | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1877 | Surprise! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1878 | Excuse me, we’re on lunch. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1879 | And now you know what these plastic inserts are for! | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
1880 | Hi. We’re Diane & Jack . . . Pepperoni. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1881 | Mind turning on Game of Thrones? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1882 | This is not what I ordered. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1883 | I’ll take a slice without any life, please. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1884 | You ordered a meal for two, didn't you? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1885 | Yes, please. Another drop of wine would be lovely. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1886 | This is not quite what I expected on my first date.” | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1887 | The shrinking middle class. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1888 | You need to clean the floor in this place. It's greasy. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1889 | I said I'd have the special pizza FOR two, not WITH two. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1890 | Couldn't help but notice you didn't tip the driver. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1891 | To be honest, we're not crazy about being seated near the kitchen. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1892 | Now you've done it. You shouldn't have ordered from Pandora's Pizzeria. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1893 | Hi, we're the Peppers. I'm Red and this is Green. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1894 | You ordered the small party box with two shrimp | 1.2059 | 0.05276 | 102 | 87 | 9 | 6 |
1895 | Hey buddy could you put a lid on it? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1896 | Would you like to join us for a little pizza? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1897 | These are people; I said, "with extra people." | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1898 | Nice to meet you. We're the Caesars. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1899 | But I am Olive and this is my husband Pepe | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1900 | Put a lid on it and give us some privacy will you?!” | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1901 | Looks like our little slice of heaven is about to be devoured | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1902 | Well yes,we are meat lovers. Why do you ask? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1903 | It's our first date and we wanted something with a really intimate atmosphere. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1904 | It’s everything we wanted only smaller. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1905 | You should see the things we've done with chopsticks. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
1906 | Eating in tonight? | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
1907 | Hi, this here is Basil and I'm Fungi! Thank you for ordering the large herb and mushroom pizza through Uber Eats. Unfortunately, they seeeem to have forgotten your garlic knots. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
1908 | We're really into small plates. | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
1909 | Did you order a pizza for or with two people? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1910 | Am I seeing things? I bet they put marijuana leaves instead of spinach! | 1.2024 | 0.05813 | 84 | 72 | 7 | 5 |
1911 | How are those edibles working out? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1912 | At least they've not anchovies. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1913 | This was supposed to be half olive and half blind date. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1914 | Excuse me, but can you take our order? We've been waiting for 30 minutes or less | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
1915 | Excuse me, but this is a private gathering. | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1916 | We’re the Pepperoni’s. You got a problem with that? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1917 | Hey Gulliver, some privacy please! | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
1918 | We're on a date. Do you mind?! | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1919 | A little privacy, I'm about to get laid! | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
1920 | Would get me a birthday candle and close the box? | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1921 | This is not what I expected when we ordered the Meat Lover's Pizza. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1922 | Would you knock before you enter! | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1923 | We are minimizing. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1924 | Honey, what type of mushrooms were on the other pie? | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1925 | Do you mind? We waited for over an hour for this box and would like a little privacy. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1926 | You did order "With everything." | 1.2000 | 0.05125 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
1927 | It's all Barbie's fault. It started with using toothpaste tops for cups and thimbles for trashcans.... | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1928 | What did you expect when you ordered a "small" from Gulliver's Pizzeria? | 1.2000 | 0.05125 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
1929 | This is the extra cheesy one. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1930 | Did you order home-style? | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1931 | Yeah, whatever. Are the cannoli fresh? | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1932 | 2 square feet. But it’s only $1200 a month! | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1933 | This is wrong - I ordered figs, not dates | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1934 | I'm Peter... and this is my wife, Paula Pepperoni. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1935 | Join us? | 1.2000 | 0.04264 | 100 | 81 | 18 | 1 |
1936 | When Uber Eats told me they were downsizing, I didn't think they meant this. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1937 | Join us? The pizza place was too noisy. | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1938 | Don't look at us. You're the ones who ordered Round Table Pizza. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
1939 | That's us, Bill and Marie Anchovy. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1940 | You ordered one with everything on it? | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1941 | The Tuesday Special is 'date night' this week. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1942 | "Always tip the delivery kid. Last warning." | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
1943 | No two toppings could more perfectly complement each other. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1944 | Can we get a table a little farther from the kitchen ? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1945 | Little Italy keeps getting smaller. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1946 | Yea, but I still feel under dressed. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1947 | This is just a reminder of how your romantic Italian dinner is supposed to be. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1948 | You ordered the date night pepperoni special — right ? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1949 | You should have made a reservation! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1950 | For what it's worth, it's special for us. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1951 | We haven't had a date night in two years! What does it take to get some privacy around here?! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1952 | We ordered takeout. Why do you ask? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1953 | They're a small pizzeria, but the portions are huge! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1954 | The menu said: Pizza for Two. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1955 | A Great Little Table, eh? | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1956 | You asked fr a family style pizza and you got it. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1957 | My God! These little people have eaten our whole pizza !! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1958 | Do you mind closing the lid? We paid extra for a secluded spot. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1959 | We're here to see the game. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1960 | Sorry we didn’t save you any. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1961 | We’re just stand-ins until the four and twenty blackbirds get here. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1962 | Honey, Did you order the Lilliputian pie? | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1963 | Should I call Grubhub and ask for a do over? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1964 | Now this is a topping I’ve never seen before | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1965 | Close the lid, we'll fold up. | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
1966 | Peter, I thought I asked for the veggie option! | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1967 | Where did you order from? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1968 | These new craft pizza’s are getting weird. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1969 | I wondered who paid for the pizza. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1970 | You ordered the small family-style to go? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1971 | Can we get a refill? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1972 | I know, we asked for a large too. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1973 | What? You have never seen a nine slice pizza before? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1974 | I should have asked what was in the small pizza... | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1975 | Close the lid, you’re ruining date night! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1976 | We were a little hungry" | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1977 | Ugh, I hate peopleroni. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1978 | Any way you slice it, it's now a table for four. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1979 | You were expecting pineapple? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1980 | Could you pour some Chianti ? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1981 | The small pepperoni was enough for us but you might want to order the large. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1982 | You're surprised? I thought I was going out for an intimate dinner on the piazza! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1983 | Did you not order a vegan non-gluten double? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1984 | 'Thanks, it's a little hot in here.' | 1.1980 | 0.03985 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
1985 | What’ya think was on a New Yorker pizza, lady? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1986 | Would you mind giving us some pizza and quiet? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1987 | Hey, wouldya mind? You’re kinda spoiling the happy hour vibe. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1988 | This table’s reserved | 1.1980 | 0.03985 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
1989 | I thought you were going to order the large?! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1990 | I swear I said “pepperoni.” | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1991 | Does this mean we have to share? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1992 | This was cheaper than paying for a taxi to get here. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1993 | We call them little tables for a reason. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1994 | Extra cheesey, right? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1995 | Told you we should've ordered from Pizza Hut and not Little Caesars. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1996 | Can we see the wine list, please? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1997 | Well, I’m Red Peppers and this is Anna Chovey...why? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1998 | But you ordered dinner for two... | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1999 | I ordered a vegetarian pizza | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2000 | Go ahead and box ours up to go. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2001 | We were told a quartet was playing tonight. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2002 | It's the toughest table to get in town. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2003 | Hello!!! Like can't anybody have any privacy anymore? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2004 | I think we ordered the other combination. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2005 | Listen , bud, what did you expect when you ordered a date night pizza? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2006 | We thought YOU were bringing the pizza! | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2007 | WTF indeed. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2008 | We were just going to have a glass of wine and play Dominoes. | 1.1980 | 0.03985 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
2009 | Well this is awkward! Ed, meet Dave, my little friend. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2010 | We ordered a small pizza but I think there's been a mistake. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2011 | So this is 'restaurant style'... | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2012 | Don’t worry, the wine is red. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2013 | Thanks for the light but could you dim them a bit? We're on a date here. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2014 | We're Vito and Maria Pepperoni. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2015 | No one told me we were having guests for dinner | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2016 | Are you members of the one percent? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2017 | The reviews said ‘cheesy decor, generous portions.’ Right on both counts. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2018 | This isn't what I meant when I said 'personal pizza.' | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2019 | This IS the "Slice of Life" pizza. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2020 | They left the pineapple off again. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2021 | Remember, Domino's promises to replace your pizza for free if something goes wrong with the one you ordered. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2022 | No, there's not enough to share. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2023 | Honey, did you order Meat Lovers’ or Lovers’ Meet pizza? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2024 | No, we were supposed to be delivered to 108. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2025 | Since when did they provide chairs. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2026 | You're upset? I'm the one paying for a large. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2027 | We find pizza is a great way to meet new people. | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
2028 | Yes, obviously, this is a table — did you think I put here just to keep the our ceiling from touching the floor?! | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2029 | You obviously dialed the wrong number. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2030 | Do either of you speak English? | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2031 | We represent the 4 T company ... Tiny Topping Taste Testers. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2032 | We got tired of dining alone, so we thought we'd try something different. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2033 | "We were even smaller, except we ate your order while we were waiting." | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2034 | So your the one who ordered a pizza for a date? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2035 | And this here is Margherita | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2036 | Thinking outside the box. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2037 | Yes, it's an interesting thought experiment, but can we stop now? | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2038 | Welcome to Little Italy | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2039 | We were hungry. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2040 | Don't worry--We are gluten free. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2041 | We decided to have dinner in Little Italy. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2042 | Maybe we should try Chinese. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2043 | Could we get a doggie bag? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2044 | We heard about you on Yelp. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2045 | Well, you did order the Chicago-style pizza | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2046 | You just knew this was going to happen one day. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
2047 | Excuse me, you're open until when? | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
2048 | Do you mind? We’re trying to have a personal pie. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
2049 | I hate this new micro restaurant | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2050 | You ordered the Middle Eastern pizza with extra dates. | 1.1977 | 0.04912 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
2051 | They looked bigger in the Yelp pictures. | 1.1975 | 0.05937 | 81 | 70 | 6 | 5 |
2052 | We come in pizza. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
2053 | Sorry, you missed last orders | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2054 | No - we're not instead of the meat balls. | 1.1975 | 0.06191 | 81 | 71 | 4 | 6 |
2055 | It's very hard to get a table these days. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2056 | Okay,Canibalism,but THIS? | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2057 | Uh, excuse me....this is Little Italy. Where are the drippy candles? And no checkered table cloth? | 1.1975 | 0.05937 | 81 | 70 | 6 | 5 |
2058 | Excuse me, this suppose to be a personal pizza! | 1.1975 | 0.05937 | 81 | 70 | 6 | 5 |
2059 | Cheesy bistro, I know, but we’d still like some privacy. | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
2060 | I thought you said “no drama”. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
2061 | Do you have a table near a window? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2062 | I told you we should have left a better tip. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2063 | Their names better be Mushrooms & Pepperoni! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2064 | Hi we're your extra toppings, i'm Basil and this is Olive. | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2065 | Jeff, we talked about enunciation. The pizza man can't tell when you say pepperoni instead of Maloney | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2066 | We’re the Noyds. Your pizza was delicious. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2067 | Well, their ad said, "Bring home a little Italian dinner". | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2068 | Listen, friend, we're still on our aperatifs and things would go a lot more smoothly if you didn't keep looking over our shoulders. We'll be finished when we're finished, then it's all yours. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2069 | What did you expect - pepperoni? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2070 | Could we have a bit more wine? | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2071 | For the seventeeth time, we don't want our glasses filled! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2072 | Can I help you? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2073 | Careful man, there’s a beverage here! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2074 | Excuse me, but WE reserved this table a week ago! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2075 | Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2076 | You wanted dates as a pizza topping? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2077 | We were hoping for a table that's a little less drafty. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2078 | Excuse me, this table is reserved. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2079 | Would you like to join us in a pizza? | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2080 | I ordered pizza and dinner for two. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2081 | Wow. First time we've seen customers in a while; our five star review must have really helped business. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2082 | Can you shut that damn door!! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2083 | It is our anniversary, can we have another 20 minutes? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2084 | "If you're from the Health Department we're screwed." | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2085 | We can't believe we ate the whole thing. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2086 | Honey, did you order Mozart + Ella pizza again? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2087 | Amazon really should've stayed out of the restaurant industry | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2088 | At Lilliputino’s we aim to please... | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2089 | Did they charge us extra? | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2090 | Hi, we’re the lovers you wanted to meet. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2091 | It's reduce reuse and, then, recycle! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2092 | Do you mind! You're letting in a draft | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2093 | They did say the deluxe pizza would be like fine dining. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2094 | Honestly John, if you wanted to introduce some excitement into our our sex life, couldn’t you just use the app? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2095 | Would you mind closing the lid, we're having a little pizza party! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2096 | excuse me, can't you see we're having dinner?! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2097 | I can't believe they found matching chairs. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2098 | Now that's what I call a slice of life. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2099 | All that's left is a slice of life. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2100 | Thanks for ordering a Small. It was great! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2101 | We're into reducing and re-using. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2102 | Can you tell our server we're ready to order,please? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2103 | I wonder if they knew we were Gay? | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2104 | So much for the mood lighting! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2105 | Excuse me, but this pizza is personal! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2106 | So did you have to pay extra for those toppings? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2107 | Would you please bring a candle, and then re-close the lid? | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2108 | We're going to need a bigger pie. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2109 | What toppings did you order? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2110 | '"Topping. And you?'" | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2111 | Give them a pizza your mind! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2112 | Can’t you see we are having a romantic dinner! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2113 | It's us | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2114 | Rough times for wedding cake toppers. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2115 | You’re not the only ones who are wondering what we’re doing here! I’m gluten AND lactose intolerant. | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
2116 | Were celebrating our low carb diet is over. | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2117 | Hey! Our pizza's been stepped on! | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2118 | We were ready", and you weren't | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2119 | We were told that this is a perfect spot for us!! | 1.1923 | 0.06068 | 78 | 68 | 5 | 5 |
2120 | Look up! | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2121 | We ordered a small Hawaiian! | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2122 | Myrt and Frank: It’s high time you considered the benefits of a liquid lunch! | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2123 | I thought date night it'd be just us... | 1.1923 | 0.05787 | 78 | 67 | 7 | 4 |
2124 | You can have the crust. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2125 | I hope you have Parmesan. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2126 | We ordered take-in. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2127 | We'll have the linguine fra diavolo. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2128 | The ad said we would be transported to a little slice of heaven. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2129 | New York style. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2130 | The newest Sitcom, The anchovies | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2131 | This is what the 'Big Brother Pizza' looks like | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2132 | We love the food, but the decor is a little cheesy. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2133 | We fucked on pretty much every part of this pizza. Bon fucking appetit. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2134 | Scram, this is my dream. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2135 | Sorry. We couldn't finish our wine within the 30 minute delivery. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2136 | Where did the chairs come from? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2137 | Well, we did order an 'everything.' | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2138 | Sorry. The dollhouse is getting cold. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2139 | I thought it was weird when the menu said "people"roni pie. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2140 | Look, do you mind? We asked for a private table. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2141 | What did you expect? The tiny homes on Amazon were all sold out! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2142 | I think we pressed the wrong option on Grub hub. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2143 | But I wanted sausage and mushrooms." | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2144 | We decided to downsize AND go upscale. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2145 | This table it too close to the kitchen." | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2146 | We saved the pizza for you. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2147 | And that's why they call it Slice-o-Life Pizzeria. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2148 | Your Airbnb ad for "A Little Slice of Heaven" didn't really make this part clear. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2149 | We asked for a small shroom, not a small room! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2150 | It's not an ultimate deep-dish pizza until I tell you what Margaret and Harry have been up to recently. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2151 | Are you a humanitarian? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2152 | I thought you ordered the pepperoni? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2153 | This pizza is the world to me!! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2154 | I'm Pete and this is Patty. We're the Pepperonis from next door. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2155 | This used to be such a nice little Italian place. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2156 | Hi, this is Martha, I’m Fred, we’re the Anchovy’s. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2157 | Get the door--it's our nosy neighbors again. | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2158 | What the heck, this isn’t pepperoni! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2159 | It's not just the economic pie that's shrinking. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2160 | Art of the meal. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2161 | This might be our tipping point in the sharing economy. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2162 | Please tell me you didn't tip. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2163 | The mood was romantic until you opened the box. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2164 | You ordered the Pippa Ronny pizza, did you not? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2165 | So there is more to life than pizza. Point taken. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2166 | Hello, we're the Toppings. They were out of anchovies. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2167 | Sorry, but I’m a vegetarian... | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2168 | Hey fellas, do you mind? I'm trying to treat my wife to a cheesy romantic evening. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2169 | Sorry, we got here first. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2170 | Sorry, we can't figure out the Uber app. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2171 | Mind if we move to a table farther away from the kitchen? | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2172 | I'm sorry, this table is taken! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2173 | Drink up! Your Uber's here and Harry's hungry. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2174 | Weird, I know. How'd they get cheese in the crust? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2175 | First of all, thanks for being Beta testers for Yelp! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2176 | Glad I ordered a large. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2177 | Please save us a small slice. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2178 | What did you think "A Little Italian Restaurant" meant? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2179 | Well, what did you think it was for? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2180 | That was the last time Pat ordered pizza from Little Italy. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2181 | Excuse me, we were promised a quiet corner. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2182 | I bet you they're here to chat about our cholesterol levels | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2183 | Did you tell them a small vegan pizza or a small vegans pizza? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2184 | Funny, I never remember seeing anyone sitting at that little table before. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2185 | It's not so bad once the anchovies left. | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2186 | We didn't know there was a cover charge. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2187 | Is that Big Sal? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2188 | Excuse us, this was supposed to be a personal pie. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2189 | Privacy puh-leese! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2190 | Next time, enunciate more clearly when you want a capocolla for your pizza topping. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2191 | You really killed the mood. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2192 | Did you order this from that new place in little Italy? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2193 | This merlot is not satisfactory. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2194 | Could you close the lid please? We are trying to have a quiet candlelight dinner. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2195 | We needed to downsize and we just love Italy. | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2196 | Do you mind! It's her birthday. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2197 | Our space ship landed at this pizzeria and then it all went downhill from there. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2198 | Close the door, the pizzas getting cold. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2199 | Thanks, it was getting a little warm in here. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2200 | We're huge fans - in order to dine with the New York Giants, we had to think inside the box. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2201 | Excuse me, we're trying to have a little date here. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2202 | I thought you ordered Hawaiian, not angry Oompa Loompa. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2203 | I think they misunderstood when you ordered "little portions", not Lillipuchuans. | 1.1915 | 0.05511 | 94 | 82 | 6 | 6 |
2204 | Okay, how about fifty-fifty? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2205 | If you think we are a surprise, you first better look UP . | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2206 | Hawaiian? No, we’re the ‘Two Can Dine for $6.99’. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2207 | I told you this table was too close to the kitchen! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2208 | Yes honey, I shrunk the kids, but frankly I didn't think that their newfound marginality would have brought them this close together. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2209 | You did order a piccolo of the same, no? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2210 | DARN IT ! I ORDERED THIS PIZZA WITHOUT ANY TOPPING. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2211 | Sorry, this seat is taken | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2212 | Well, we did order the small. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2213 | Thought you said we had the whole place for ourselves | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2214 | The crowds get bigger every time we come here. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2215 | Did they throw in a free drink? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2216 | At least we were able to be seated together. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2217 | Damn it, I distinctly said pepperoni, not Pepe and Ronnie! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2218 | YOUR LILIPUTS ARE HAPPY EVEN WHEN LOCKED IN A BOX | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2219 | Bet they'll be good with some hot peppers! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2220 | Could you just close the box? Our pizza is getting cold! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2221 | No, we didn't bring anchovies. Do we look like fishermen? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2222 | Surprise! No pizza here. We’re the Keto Diet police sent to save you from your carb-addicted self. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2223 | Well, eat up, you stupid pig. This is what you wanted, isn't it? This is what you ordered. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2224 | Then again, have you considered that we might actually be some kid's playhouse? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2225 | Do you mind? We waited 30 minutes for this table. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2226 | This is why we don't like dining out. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2227 | Enjoy a slice of Little Italy! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2228 | I told you mushrooms isn’t the same thing as ‘shrooms | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2229 | Hey! We ordered a couple of giant pizzas, not a couple of giants! | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2230 | Did you bring the house red I ordered?" | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2231 | We hoped you wouldn't mind us dropping in. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2232 | sorry it's dinner for two | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2233 | It's a small world after all! | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2234 | I dare not open the desert pudding | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2235 | We are reviewing the latest boîte. What are YOU doing? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2236 | I specifically told the guy: Family Size. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2237 | We're drunk, we live next door to you, and we couldn't afford a cab. I guess that explains everything. | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2238 | That's not right. We ordered two guys. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2239 | There was a mix up at the chef's table | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2240 | Gerald, get the good knives this time. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2241 | Oh, you want the vegetarian. We're vegan. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2242 | Can't a couple have pizza and a good red without someone raising the roof. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2243 | I told you, hon, that this would be a night to remember. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2244 | Do you mind? We are trying to celebrate Pi day in here. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2245 | We held up the lid the whole drive over and you begrudge us a little red wine? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2246 | Why is it necessary that we have to deal with the little people and Trump doesn't? | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2247 | You DID order Round Table Pizza! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2248 | You ordered a small Margherita with Basil, right? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2249 | The ambiance was lousy, but the food was good. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2250 | Of course we took our shoes off. We're not animals. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2251 | Could you close the box--we're getting cold. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2252 | What do you mean -- we're your pizza topping? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2253 | So, this means our order is not coming? | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2254 | If you don't mind, we're eating here. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2255 | Which one of you is named Gulliver? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2256 | A rare photograph of the Italian secret service. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2257 | Thanks for not spilling the wine on the way home | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2258 | You said to surprise you. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2259 | It's easy when you know the delivery guy. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2260 | You ordered the Two Topping Special, right? Well - I’m Bob Topping, and this is my wife Nancy. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2261 | What? You asked for two small ones to go. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2262 | Don’t worry, we’re vegetarian. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2263 | I ordered the small family feast. | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2264 | I’m Basil and she’s Margherita. We’re today’s special. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2265 | This again? | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2266 | Oh, you didn't order the small? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2267 | Well, maybe we think you're cheesy. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2268 | This is the special delivery." | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2269 | We saved you a seat. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2270 | They must have thought you ordered a slice of life. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2271 | It looks like the date night special, but we ordered a large. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2272 | We want you “to go”... | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2273 | Ugh, they forgot the sauce again! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2274 | i really miss the traditional pizza toppings | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2275 | Sorry, our favorite little hole-in-the-wall was booked. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2276 | I'll be damned. Alexa sent us Bill and Judy's hologram. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2277 | Could you please leave us alone? You're ruining the mood. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2278 | It’s about time, we’ve been waiting more than thirty minutes for our refills. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2279 | You asked them to throw in a little extra spice? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2280 | Next time, DON'T order a personal pizza! | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2281 | I ordered homestyle and that's what they sent. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2282 | This is a small! | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2283 | Pull up and chair and join us. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2284 | And why did you think the table was here? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2285 | Did you read the 'with everything' part? | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2286 | It's a small world! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2287 | 'Extra Large' is just a matter of perspective. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2288 | We ordered the rose' and this is clearly a blush. What kind of establishment is this? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2289 | If you check your browsing history, you’ll know why we are here.” | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2290 | Hey, do you mind closing the lid! We'd like a little ambiance. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2291 | THAT does NOT look like anchovies | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2292 | Do you mind, we are having a romantic dinner. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2293 | Look, I'm as surprised as you are - we asked the genii for an intimate dinner in PISA, not pizza.... | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2294 | Well now you know. | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2295 | Hello, nice to meet you,We are the Anchovies! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | Come see. They put meat lovers on our veggie | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2297 | Ah. ‘’Meet’ lovers pizza. Got it. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2298 | Just when I thought this date was getting too cheesy. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2299 | Is the Pinot open? | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2300 | So when did we adopt them? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2301 | this is the last time I use the pool function on uber eats | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2302 | We're the Prosciuttos. Reservation at 7. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2303 | We'd both like another glass of wine, please. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2304 | They said there was no wait time, so we took it! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2305 | It's been 45 minutes since we ordered - any idea what may be taking so long with our extra-small deluxe? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2306 | This explains the missing pepperoni. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2307 | I asked for the Bistro size pizza for two and a bottle of red wine...The kid on the phone kept saying, “Got it. Got it.” | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2308 | Sorry to drop in like this.What petit entrees are you seving this evening" | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2309 | Was that YOUR pizza? | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2310 | We said if you come over we’ll dine on pizza, didn’t we? | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2311 | Shut the box! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2312 | If you're cheating on Keto, you might as well get all the toppings. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2313 | Yes, we Are wearing shoe covers. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2314 | 'We'd invite you in, but I'm afraid there just isn't mush-room'. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2315 | Oc course we have reservations. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2316 | Had you hoped to reserve this table? | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2317 | There must have been a mix-up about our jumbo order. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2318 | No, we’re the Kaplans. The Anchovies are on vacation. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2319 | Don’t worry, it’s free-range. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2320 | We were hoping to have a quiet dinner at the Wormhole Cafe. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2321 | Look, we've been waiting on a table for over an hour... | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2322 | Tony and Angela Pepperoni. Pleased to meet you | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2323 | Yeah, and if I had a nickel for every middle-aged uptown couple who said, 'What are these two tiny people doing drinking wine by the glass in the center of our pizza?', I'd be a wealthy tiny person. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2324 | Wow! They're sure thinking outside the box with this new dinner theater experience. | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2325 | We decided to eat in tonight." | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2326 | You're shocked? We made a reservation for a 'cosy boite', how do you think we feel? | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2327 | I thought I ordered a pizza for two | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2328 | We are just really thankful you didn’t order soup! | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2329 | Can we have some privacy please! | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2330 | Thanks for ordering from Really Little Caesars. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2331 | We ARE the couple of toppings. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2332 | What are you looking at?” You ordered the cheese with the surprise topping! | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2333 | I ordered the "meat lovers" | 1.1848 | 0.05110 | 92 | 79 | 9 | 4 |
2334 | Yes, we found ourselves in this spot once before! The pizza delivery guy is also the maitre d’ at the Italian eatery on 5th. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2335 | It's the new company promotion! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2336 | You never thought the plastic thing might be a Lilliputian table? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2337 | Good evening, and welcome to pizza theater in the round. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2338 | We forgot to say it: No anchovies, please! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2339 | You must have noticed that it looks like a little table. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2340 | Skip the mushrooms. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2341 | You did order a 2 topping pizza, didn't you? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2342 | Close the lid, you're letting the heat out. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2343 | Mind if we join you? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2344 | What did you think it was for? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2345 | Do these mushrooms taste different to you? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2346 | My shoes are perfectly clean, thank you very much. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2347 | Could you bring a smidge of Parmesan? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2348 | I foolishly asked the genie if he would like a little cheese with that whine when I told him to get back in the bottle. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2349 | I think they want us to move out. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2350 | We refused to leave our table for "Gullivers Pizza" | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2351 | We'd like to order another round. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2352 | At least they didn't skimp on the cheese this time! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2353 | We'll be finished in a few minutes. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2354 | The pizza place must have written down 'Lilliputians' instead of 'a little parmigiano.' | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2355 | What type of pizza are you standing on? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2356 | This floor is disgusting. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2357 | Sorry, we had to eat the pizza. We've been in this damn box for a week or more. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2358 | Hey! Can we get a little privacy here? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2359 | Would you mind? We are in the middle of a date. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2360 | Did you order with or without Lilliputians? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2361 | Please, let us enjoy the moment. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2362 | I'm Basil and this is Rosemary - as per your order. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2363 | You were right. The personal pizza would have been big enough to share. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2364 | ''You ordered extra cheese.'' | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2365 | I don’t know. We ordered here and to go, and here we are! | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2366 | Excuse us, but we got here first! | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2367 | We're your serving suggestion. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2368 | Last thing we remember was the aliens asking us what we wanted to eat | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2369 | This is a private conversation lady! | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2370 | What do you have to do to eat your pizza in peace these days? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2371 | Small, thin crust. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2372 | This is the second time this place has given me diorama. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2373 | The vegan special now comes with dates. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2374 | Hey, you ordered extra toppings, didn’t you? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2375 | Just an eight of slice for me, please. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2376 | We recommend a good chianti. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2377 | Excuse me, we didn't know this pizza was taken. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2378 | You are what you eat special. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2379 | A little dinner, I see. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2380 | I never thought I'd see the day... a three-legged table. Astounding. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2381 | What? Did you not the meat lovers? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2382 | I ordered a single, vegetarian. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2383 | We'll have the tiramisu and coffee for dessert. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2384 | You checked extra toppings when you ordered this pizza. You give us a little wine and we give you light witty banter. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2385 | I said olive and pepper, not Olivia and Peter. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2386 | You're holding up OUR dinner! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2387 | You are welcome to join us for dinner, but you may want to take your shoes off first. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2388 | I know you see us as bugs but I assure you we are people. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2389 | I know people who have come out of the closet but you are the first couple who've come out of the box. Being unique is rewarding. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2390 | Well, we didn't order a plate to share either. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2391 | Sorry, my mistake. I thought Pizza Lilliput was just a small pizza | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2392 | *thick New York accent* "Ayyy how bout some privacy here!" | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2393 | It’s intrusion on our privacy any way you slice it! | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2394 | This is a ‘PRIVATE’ party fellas! | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2395 | I’m Joey Pepperoni and this is my wife Marie. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2396 | You think it's bad for you? They're making us eat off the floor! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2397 | Remember when date night led to more than acid reflux? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2398 | We just wanted to skip the dishes and have a quiet night at home! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2399 | May we have more wine with your pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2400 | You never think outside the pizza box! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2401 | Close the lid, it's cold! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2402 | The "Extra Large" can feed a small group. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2403 | You're getting the full taste of Little Italy. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2404 | Well, the Yelp review did say this place has a large following. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2405 | We frequently pop up in unexpected locations | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2406 | You ordered a Mediterranean didn’t you? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2407 | ....hope you are not hungry. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2408 | A healthy marriage is more than just "standing on cakes". | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2409 | Maybe CBD edibles shouldn't have been legalized? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2410 | How else did you expect to get a romantic dinner with delivery pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2411 | This is the meat lovers pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2412 | If you make a downsizing joke, I will poop on your pizza. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2413 | We wiped our feet. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2414 | We should have held the mushrooms. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2415 | We were hoping we could have some time to ourselves on the piazza! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2416 | Yeah well, maybe we are tiny and maybe we do live on a pizza in a box but at least we're not ugly. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2417 | Is this your dream,or ours? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2418 | We have our drinks, thanks, but where are the four and twenty blackbirds? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2419 | We ordered in not takeout. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2420 | Pizza? What Pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2421 | Take out? We decided to eat in! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2422 | Your manboob is telling me you should pass on the pizza. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2423 | Oh, and I suppose you thought these tables were for, what, pizza delivery? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2424 | Bob Mankoff wouldn't have bought this. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2425 | Excuse me! Can't a couple have some privacy on their first anniversary?! | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2426 | What cannibals order for delivery on a Friday night. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2427 | Honey, I thought you ordered a party of 3... | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2428 | I DON'T THINK HE'S MY TYPE. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2429 | So this is what they call their “Date Night “ pizza? Can’t wait to what else is on the menu! | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2430 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a romantic evening for two. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2431 | They should be smaller and more of them to be considered a legit topping | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2432 | Can we split the bill 8 ways? | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2433 | Chicago pizza keeps getting worse. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2434 | Yes we went for the three wishes pizza too | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2435 | Yelp promised a genuine Sicilian dining experience | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2436 | This is more than we can eat. Would you like some? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2437 | Well, it turns out the delivery guy isn't schizophrenic after all... | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2438 | What'd ya think they were for? | 1.1798 | 0.05885 | 89 | 80 | 2 | 7 |
2439 | I thought we ordered cheese only. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2440 | Welcome to the new social network!! | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2441 | Hi, we are Pepe and Roni. Now why did you want us with your pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2442 | They were out of non-white couples. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2443 | You ordered "vegetarians" not "vegetarian." | 1.1798 | 0.05434 | 89 | 78 | 6 | 5 |
2444 | They said it feeds four. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2445 | I'm Blue, and this is my wife Gouda. We understand that you ordered extra cheese. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2446 | We're the Dominos. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2447 | Don't you dare put us in the microwave again! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2448 | One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.' | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2449 | Jerry told me about this when he came here, we just have to tell them "what a lovely home!" | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2450 | Hey, a little pie-vacy, here, please! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2451 | This blind date just got a bit weird... | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2452 | Hey, they ate our pizza | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2453 | We enjoy the admittedly cheesy ambience. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2454 | Don't worry, we don't eat much | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2455 | Shocking, I know! But we had to downsize; we 99 percenters could no longer afford to live on a human scale. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2456 | Red wine with white pizza? Philistine Lilliputians! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2457 | Do you mind? Our pizza's getting cold. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2458 | We're the extra toppings. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2459 | WHAT? NO OREGANO?!!! | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2460 | You two better slow down with the extra larges. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2461 | Your pizza will be ready in 10 minutes. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2462 | What did you expect when you ordered authentic Italian’s takeout? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2463 | That’s not what I ordered | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2464 | This isn't the personal pan pizza I wanted. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2465 | Do you mind? This is a private dinner. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2466 | What the "f----" are you two doing there ? | 1.1798 | 0.05434 | 89 | 78 | 6 | 5 |
2467 | The family I always hungered for as a child. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2468 | That took longer than 30 minutes. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2469 | We're in the upper 1%, so we ate our share. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2470 | I distinctly ordered carry-out, not dine-in. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2471 | So sorry! But we only ate the anchovies. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2472 | And you thought you ordered the vegan pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2473 | Funny. You called for take out and WE called for takeout. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2474 | Will you be our servers this evening? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2475 | Didn’t we ask for anchovies on our Lilliputian pizza | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2476 | Sorry, this one is taken. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2477 | So, this is "family style?" | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2478 | And we ARE what comes with the Suburban Couples' Deluxe pizza. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2479 | Sorry the order got mixed up. We are the couple who ordered the Lilliputian pizza. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2480 | No Mushrooms or Cheese, Come on? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2481 | Hey guys, even us little people demand a piece of the pie, too. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2482 | You ordered the small Canadian, so forget any refund. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2483 | You wanted extra crust, you got it bozo! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2484 | What do you have to do to be alone in this city? | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2485 | Could we get the check? | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2486 | Yes, we are small and we are meat lovers. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2487 | You think the pizzas big, wait until you see the wine! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2488 | With our student loan debt, this is the best Italian vacation we can afford. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2489 | Could you ask our waiter to please dim the lights? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2490 | I thought thinking outside the box would be thrilling! But no.... | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2491 | No, it's from 'Original' Nano Ray's | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2492 | Stay out of our world, and we'll stay out of yours! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2493 | I love ordering pizza from Dave's he pays so much attention to the little things. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2494 | Wonder why they are looking at us strange, honey? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2495 | Mind if we borrow that chair? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2496 | It's not really about the crust when you order Lilliputian-style. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2497 | Don't give me that look. You could you have at least left us a slice. | 1.1798 | 0.05434 | 89 | 78 | 6 | 5 |
2498 | It’s not what it looks like. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2499 | We are going to need another chair | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2500 | We're just about done. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2501 | You didn't order a large meta? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2502 | Big appetites ... small dining table. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2503 | ¨Can´t we just have some pizza and quiet? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2504 | I see you ordered the family size.” Ellie Albertson, Westfield, N.J | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2505 | Got any parmesan? | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2506 | "I think of my ex-wife and her new husband and the carb craving disappears ." | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2507 | It was this or pineapple. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2508 | These little tables are so rarely used, we decided to 'order-in' with delivery by Door-Dash. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2509 | It's true what they say, they really are getting smaller. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2510 | Mind closing the lid? Your other roommate is letting us sublet this space for $900 a month. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2511 | What's for dessert? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2512 | Careful, gentlemen -- the peyote pizza is particularly potent tonite. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2513 | Pull up another chair and join us! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2514 | Hey, this is a blind date. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2515 | We were ready to order half an hour ago! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2516 | And can you wrap the extra slices to go | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2517 | Least there's no anchovies | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2518 | Juice fasting is stupid--wake up and eat. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2519 | Hi, we're Pepper and Ronny Topping. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2520 | Pop--Up-- Pizza for 2 - Please . | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2521 | Honey, I think we interupted something... | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2522 | You ordered an all dressed up pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2523 | If we had wanted to eat al fresco, we would have said so. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2524 | I guess it serves two. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2525 | We thought this would be the ultimate getaway. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2526 | Sorry...they delivered to the wrong address. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2527 | Well, you did say you wanted everything on it. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2528 | Carl this isn't vegan. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2529 | Really? You ordered the unhappy couple pizza? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2530 | The only thing that tops a pizza is small talk with a little wine. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2531 | We’re your special topping. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2532 | We ordered a party of four! This place never gets our order right! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2533 | It is Jonathan Swift pizza, after all. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2534 | Promise we won't eat much! | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2535 | WE were promised our dinner would be served when the lights came on. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2536 | Not MY idea of "everything" | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2537 | they forgot the anchovies. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2538 | Don't worry. We wiped our shoes off first. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2539 | It’s not what we thought “to go” meant, either. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2540 | No we are not anchovies. Put your glasses on. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2541 | Talk about small portions | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2542 | Do you have anything to eat? I’m sick of pizza. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2543 | They offered us first available seating | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2544 | Looks like we got additional toppings for free! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2545 | You can always scrape us off your “everything” pizza, along with the broccoli. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2546 | Did you order the small Piazza AGAIN ? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2547 | Are you vegan? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2548 | That's a real slice of life. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2549 | Chef Paolo said to reallyenjoy his pizza we needed to BE the topping. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2550 | Oh look dear, another relativity nerd who doesn’t understand quantum life | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2551 | I guess they called our bluff on dining for four. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2552 | Seems I mixed up ordering an Uber with Uber Eats. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2553 | Seriously?! They forgot the dipping sauces for the crust again! | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2554 | The daily special, tomorrow is pepperoni. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2555 | Well, what were you going to do with it? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2556 | For the last time, our names are Clark and Tina Anchovy. Now can we finish our meal in peace?! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2557 | You just wrecked the ambience. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2558 | We thought the pizza saver might save our marriage, too. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2559 | No, it's not a cheesy first date! | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2560 | I can't believe you guys ordered a pizza wearing those sweaters. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2561 | Double date? | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2562 | I think it’s time to change the batteries in your hearing aids. I said 2- mini Pizzas not 2-mini people! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2563 | I guess they forgot to put the meat lovers on the side. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2564 | They never listen ... I said "half couple on 1st date" AND "half bitter divorcee." | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2565 | This is the last time we order from Gulliver's to go. | 1.1798 | 0.04093 | 89 | 73 | 16 | 0 |
2566 | I specifically asked for a table away from the kitchen. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2567 | I thought you said they were out of white pizza | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2568 | We thought you wouldn't mind sharing | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2569 | Hey, we're eating here | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2570 | Honey, you did say anything but anchovies. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2571 | Could you fix our table? It's a little wobbly! | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2572 | Yes we saved the crust for you. | 1.1798 | 0.05193 | 89 | 77 | 8 | 4 |
2573 | I chose the couple dining toppings! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2574 | We asked if they could serve us take out, and 'viola' here we are. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2575 | You think we should offer them dessert | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2576 | I thought we ordered we ordered anchovies. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2577 | You forgot to order the olives again. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2578 | Seriously? If you weren't enjoying yourself you could've just said so. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2579 | Gentrification is truly out of control these days. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2580 | See what happens when you neglect your parents? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2581 | Next time, we need to order fewer mushrooms. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2582 | We were told there would not be a cover charge. | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2583 | What did we ever find to talk about? | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2584 | Do you mind? We're on a date. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2585 | Well, you did ask for a small pizza. | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2586 | A thimbleful of red wine would be great. | 1.1778 | 0.04053 | 90 | 74 | 16 | 0 |
2587 | You asked for a little aged Italian on your pizza, right? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2588 | Hey! We're trying to have a little dinner here! | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2589 | We assure you that we are, indeed, meat lovers. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2590 | Well, you ordered shrimp, didn't you? | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2591 | What? So you're ok with pineapple on here but not Susan and Jeffrey Holloway? | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2592 | You ordered a pie with the Works. We’re Albert and Maggie Works. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2593 | Take as many slices as you want, she already has half of it | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2594 | We were having an intimate bistro moment - but that wouldn't mean much to you, would it? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2595 | Help us, Obese-one; you're our only hope. | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2596 | "I wanted pepperoni, not people-roni" | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2597 | A Lilliputian surprise. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2598 | The Airbnb listing called it a "hut" but the reviews were good | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2599 | Yeah, I dunno. I said I wanted to eat her box, there was a whooshing noise, glitter and sparkles, and here we are. A genie with a sense of humor, I guess. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2600 | Small plates? I thought you said small dates! | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2601 | Could you place us on a table further from the kitchen? | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2602 | I'm a meat lover and my wife's a vegetarian, but somehow it works. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2603 | I think we got delivered to the wrong house. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2604 | You asked for "round table"? What did you expect? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2605 | We were sitting here having a drink when suddenly there was giant flash of light, and...well, here we are. Is this the Twilight Zone? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2606 | Did you order this topping? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2607 | We ordered our pizza 45 minutes ago! | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2608 | Hey big fella,don’t act so shocked.It’s Lisa and Don Pepperoni. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2609 | We didn't order two schlubby homebodies on our date night either. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2610 | Tony's "magic bean special" wasn't kidding! | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2611 | We accidentally clicked both the dine-in AND take out option on the website. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2612 | ‘ “Looks like they ran out of cheese.” | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2613 | We are just waiting on dessert. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2614 | This is what you get when you order a personal pizza from Little Italy! | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2615 | Family size includes a Mom and Dad | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2616 | Somebody said you were having a party? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2617 | I thought we ordered a large. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2618 | Uuummmm.... we are still waiting for our breadsticks... | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2619 | “Sorry. Our hors d’oeuvres were taking forever, so we ate the toppings.” | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2620 | Can’t we get a little privacy? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2621 | Did they get your order wrong again? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2622 | Well, at least they're not Hawaiian. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2623 | Two narcissists order takeout. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2624 | Wow, this really is extra cheesy. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2625 | That’s the last time we order from A Little Slice of Life | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2626 | It’s the only way to get it while it’s hot. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2627 | We'll take it to go. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2628 | We'd like another table without as much people traffic. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2629 | Excuse me, we're still waiting on our bread twigs | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2630 | They weren’t kidding when they said it “feeds 4” | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2631 | So where is our pizza then? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2632 | Do we look like we could eat all those toppings? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2633 | Privacy Please! | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2634 | We've been waiting 33 minutes for service. I trust our order will be free. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2635 | It's faster than Uber... | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2636 | Gosh.. Tables are really hard to come by at this restaurant.. ..That's right! A little privacy please and if you could dim the lights again.. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2637 | You'll get your food when we get ours! | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2638 | Well don’t just stand there, serve the pizza! | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2639 | Well, we used to do wedding cakes about once a week, but after that 8-tier incident we moved on to pizzas. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2640 | Our shoes are squeaky clean and we only need a few minutes to finish our drinks. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2641 | I could have sworn I ordered vegetarian. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2642 | Ugh...I hate ‘couples topping’.... | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2643 | We don't know. This giant guy said "get a pizza saver", and here we are. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2644 | Can’t a guy get some privacy, I mean enywhere? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2645 | How dare you call my wife a topping!" | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2646 | You said you were in the mood for a little dinner | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2647 | We're celebrating Pi Day. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2648 | We had reservations. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2649 | We were at Alice’s Restaurant for the takeout pizza. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2650 | I'm sorry but this table is taken! | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2651 | What were you expecting? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2652 | I never ordered the “peopleroni!” | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2653 | I'm sorry we ate your pizza. We were hungry... | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2654 | May we have a bit of privacy? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2655 | Actually, I'm Little Brutus and this is Little Octavia. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2656 | This is private box seating. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2657 | We're ready to order now. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2658 | Greetings from your friends at Dominos! | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2659 | You SAID you wanted it extra cheesy! | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2660 | If you have a better idea for 'Date Night' I'd love to hear it. | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2661 | We'll need a set of tiny plates. And any tiny shoes you happen to have laying around." | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2662 | The pizzeria ran out of shrimp topping, we’re the upgrade. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2663 | Sorry, only room for two. | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2664 | Not only does it keep the top of the collapsing, you get to listen in on their dinner conversation | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2665 | No more chianti? How about some valpolicella? | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2666 | Don't be disappointed; the pepperoni was nothing to rave about | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2667 | You did ask for an authentic Sicilian pizza” | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2668 | We support locally produced products. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2669 | As a matter of fact, red wine also goes perfectly well WITHOUT pizza | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2670 | First, it was bacon on a burger. Now it's people on a pizza?! | 1.1724 | 0.05223 | 87 | 76 | 7 | 4 |
2671 | You and you're special toppings. Why can't you order a plain one for a change? | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2672 | This pizza company not only does delivers but includes instructions on how to eat it properly. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2673 | Sorry, but we were hungry. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2674 | Henry, I thought you were going to order a Veggie pizza? | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2675 | You're surprised?! We were promised al fresco dining. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2676 | You were expecting maybe pepperoni? | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2677 | I asked for cheesiest topping possible, not for a re-enactment of your proposal. | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2678 | We're working on a PhD on perspective relationships. | 1.1724 | 0.04684 | 87 | 74 | 11 | 2 |
2679 | You did order it with everything, right? | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2680 | We didn't order extra small, did we? | 1.1724 | 0.04073 | 87 | 72 | 15 | 0 |
2681 | A moment ago, it was warm, dark, and probably a little cheesy. And now this. | 1.1724 | 0.04389 | 87 | 73 | 13 | 1 |
2682 | Now I know why you refer to Mario’s as that little Italian place. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2683 | Almost. Just a teeny bit more time. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2684 | I wanted the meat-lovers, not the meet-lovers. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2685 | Excuse me! This is a real neighborhood with real people! Stop staring at us! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2686 | No, I ordered it with a couple OF OLIVES. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2687 | No, we’re the vegetarianS. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2688 | At least they won't run up much of a wine bill. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2689 | There’s my other two chairs. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2690 | Welcome to Bleecker Street | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2691 | Downsizing has some great perks. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2692 | We took the pill that made us small. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2693 | After pineapple, it was inevitable. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2694 | Could you please close the box, fella! We were just enjoying our seclusion with extra cheese. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2695 | Thank you! We had to hide under the table when the box was closed, which is no way to enjoy dinner. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2696 | How about we discuss this after the anchovy course? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2697 | I'm afraid you'll have to bring your own wine. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2698 | We'd like to place an order to go! | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2699 | We once lived high on the hog. However, nowadays we live on the pizza. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2700 | I think you misunderstood 2-fer | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2701 | we asked for 'to go' but this is ridiculous | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2702 | Didn't you read the label? This pizza comes with poached eggs on top. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2703 | Some friends told us the pizza is great and the portions are ginormous | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2704 | You think they'll notice if we quickly grab a slice? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2705 | Could you please bring a bottle of cabernet sauvignon, reduced? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2706 | We were here in less than 30 minutes so where's our free pizza? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2707 | These are less palatable than anchovies | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2708 | Is this the first time you have ordered the deluxe pizza? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2709 | She’s Pepper and I’m Tony. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2710 | Well,that's the last time I ask for "home delivery" from that trendy new pizza parlor. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2711 | Will you be serving green beans tonight? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2712 | You've got a lot of crust ruining our perfect evening! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2713 | We're the 'Surprise Inside' - Say "Cheese!" | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2714 | I swear I ordered the couple with pineapple and not Chianti. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2715 | We were given three wishes. I was hungry. Alladin now uses autocorrect! | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2716 | You did order the family size | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2717 | Quattro Formaggi? | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2718 | Honey, I asked for pepperoni, not people-roni. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2719 | Surprise, This is the Hut’s new Perfect Pair combo. Cheese and sausage is so yesterday. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2720 | You get this with every New York style Pizza for Dine in's. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2721 | You ordered two small Margheritas. That's us. They threw the pizza in. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2722 | Excuse the grease, we weren't expecting company. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2723 | On that night the Pepperonis carelessly booked a dinner at Dominos. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2724 | Spin us around and if you land on pizza, you get to join us. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2725 | Excuse me, is there a delay to serve the meal? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2726 | Next time, no pineapple and no dates! Come sempre. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2727 | You ordered two small pizzas, right? Well, our last name is Pizza. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2728 | For the third time, we're not the D'Giornos, we're the D'Angelo's. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2729 | Do you guys deliver | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2730 | Welcome to pizza a la date night, gluten free. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2731 | What do you mean spoiled the pizza? We are the pizza guardian angels. | 1.1711 | 0.05425 | 76 | 66 | 7 | 3 |
2732 | Could we have some red pepper? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2733 | Did you want a slice of the cheesy date pizza? | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2734 | Mellow Mushroom’s Lilliputian Pie. | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2735 | Ay! Who ordered the small Italian pizza?" | 1.1711 | 0.05091 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
2736 | Gulliver said you were all malformed | 1.1690 | 0.06013 | 71 | 63 | 4 | 4 |
2737 | It's a pizza that shames you out of eating it. They call it a Midtown Margherita" | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2738 | Better Ingredients. Better People. Papa's John's." | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2739 | Hmm I thought we ordered cheese? | 1.1690 | 0.06013 | 71 | 63 | 4 | 4 |
2740 | Do you prefer stud or Teaxas hold-‘em? | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2741 | We recommend the Pinot Noir to cut the grease. | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2742 | They thought you ordered the Smalls AND pizza. | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2743 | You want Little Caesar's meatballs and Little Bella's garlic hair knots? Fuhggeddaboudit! | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2744 | Well now! Would YOU like it if somebody ordered your home off a menu? And ate it? Eh? EH?! | 1.1690 | 0.06013 | 71 | 63 | 4 | 4 |
2745 | Warning: Hunan traffickers are becoming more desperate and creative. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2746 | You see, I didn't call you crazy - I said, "You, should see us shrink." | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2747 | I'm the vegetarian half." | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2748 | You want a pizza this? | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2749 | It's a loaner until our dining room set arrives." | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2750 | Close the box, it's a private dinner. | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2751 | Did you win the zombie lottery or what? Close the frigging lid! | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2752 | The crust was way too thick. | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2753 | I’m sorry, did you want a piece of her too? | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2754 | You said you wanted it New Yorker-style. | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2755 | y'all looked different in the App | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2756 | Don't act like YOU haven't thought of it, big guy. | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2757 | Take out anyone? | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2758 | I swear I entered, "shrimp pizza with lime." Who knew it would auto-correct to "small people with wine." | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2759 | Did you order a slice of life? | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2760 | Take another look at the fine print on those Suburban Surprise toppings. | 1.1690 | 0.05669 | 71 | 62 | 6 | 3 |
2761 | I am Little Caesar, and this is MY pizza! go away! | 1.1690 | 0.06013 | 71 | 63 | 4 | 4 |
2762 | "Didn't I warn you? Any topping but magic mushrooms!" | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2763 | Everyone loves Costco. | 1.1667 | 0.05034 | 84 | 73 | 8 | 3 |
2764 | Did YOU order those? 'Cause I'm pretty sure I didn't order those | 1.1667 | 0.04427 | 84 | 71 |