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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-05-12T22:29:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-05-26T22:29:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-05-20T22:29:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 27, 2019 |
Number of captions | 4907 |
Number of responses | 938191 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Did you see the rock he gave her. | 2.1602 | 0.00660 | 13275 | 2949 | 5250 | 5076 |
1 | She's lucky. All the men I date are gatherers. | 2.0950 | 0.00681 | 12081 | 2864 | 5205 | 4012 |
2 | They met at the opera | 2.0868 | 0.00672 | 12204 | 2880 | 5385 | 3939 |
3 | Now I know why she calls him Hun. | 2.0261 | 0.00737 | 11042 | 3175 | 4404 | 3463 |
4 | I hear that they met on a Viking cruise. | 1.9630 | 0.00770 | 10692 | 3592 | 3904 | 3196 |
5 | It's progress. Her first husband was such a Neanderthal. | 1.9628 | 0.00741 | 10684 | 3337 | 4407 | 2940 |
6 | So, is this your first Minnesota wedding? | 1.9364 | 0.00827 | 9659 | 3516 | 3241 | 2902 |
7 | “It’s about time they settled down and razed a village.” | 1.9289 | 0.00836 | 8983 | 3165 | 3292 | 2526 |
8 | They met clubbing. | 1.9205 | 0.00772 | 10285 | 3591 | 3921 | 2773 |
9 | ...of course he 'takes' that woman. He's a viking. That's what they do. | 1.8830 | 0.00802 | 9574 | 3574 | 3546 | 2454 |
10 | They're registered at Blood Bath and Beyond. | 1.8807 | 0.00853 | 9095 | 3616 | 2948 | 2531 |
11 | Who knew there was a black rabbi in Norway? | 1.8721 | 0.00945 | 7764 | 3249 | 2259 | 2256 |
12 | I love that no one wears the pants in their relationship. | 1.8692 | 0.00974 | 6154 | 2252 | 2455 | 1447 |
13 | Kind of encouraging people can still find love in their middle ages. | 1.8549 | 0.00915 | 6945 | 2596 | 2761 | 1588 |
14 | He’s made a fortune in hostile takeovers. | 1.8479 | 0.00887 | 7759 | 3049 | 2841 | 1869 |
15 | I’m leaving before she tosses the sword. | 1.8431 | 0.01013 | 5932 | 2342 | 2179 | 1411 |
16 | Don’t even think of objecting. | 1.8427 | 0.00956 | 6509 | 2528 | 2477 | 1504 |
17 | They met on Ancestry.com. | 1.8405 | 0.01032 | 5836 | 2352 | 2063 | 1421 |
18 | She did describe him as horny. | 1.7837 | 0.01046 | 5488 | 2370 | 1935 | 1183 |
19 | Tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 999. | 1.7776 | 0.00971 | 6331 | 2750 | 2239 | 1342 |
20 | I give it two harvests. | 1.7741 | 0.00907 | 6875 | 2897 | 2634 | 1344 |
21 | It's a mixed marriage: he's a plunderer and she's a pillager. | 1.7721 | 0.01026 | 5283 | 2207 | 2073 | 1003 |
22 | Doesn't she look ravaging! | 1.7581 | 0.01007 | 5548 | 2395 | 2100 | 1053 |
23 | I could have done without the reading from Beowulf. | 1.7463 | 0.01431 | 2850 | 1284 | 1005 | 561 |
24 | I hear they met on one of those Viking Cruises. | 1.7358 | 0.03366 | 492 | 219 | 184 | 89 |
25 | Let's hope tonight's the annual bath. | 1.7333 | 0.00899 | 7477 | 3523 | 2425 | 1529 |
26 | The third usher objected to the marriage. | 1.7329 | 0.02221 | 1258 | 603 | 388 | 267 |
27 | So I said to her, "Marge, you're never going to meet a real man online. Why don't you try one of those Viking Cruises?" | 1.7260 | 0.00966 | 6021 | 2744 | 2183 | 1094 |
28 | I shaved my legs for this? | 1.7177 | 0.01029 | 5398 | 2519 | 1884 | 995 |
29 | Suddenly these bridesmaids’ dresses don’t seem so bad. | 1.7163 | 0.01025 | 4872 | 2134 | 1986 | 752 |
30 | Her last husband’s funeral boat isn’t even cold yet. | 1.7103 | 0.01078 | 4974 | 2367 | 1681 | 926 |
31 | I guess this means that the reception dinner meal is all paleo. | 1.7076 | 0.01136 | 4292 | 2000 | 1547 | 745 |
32 | The invitation said nine thirty, but I thought A.M., not A.D. | 1.7057 | 0.01178 | 4155 | 1990 | 1398 | 767 |
33 | They met on Plundr. | 1.7033 | 0.01239 | 3802 | 1840 | 1250 | 712 |
34 | Now he wants to be called Erik the Wed. | 1.6998 | 0.01224 | 3827 | 1843 | 1290 | 694 |
35 | They plan to invade England for their honeymoon. | 1.6965 | 0.01125 | 4366 | 2070 | 1551 | 745 |
36 | They're registered at Sacks. | 1.6908 | 0.01255 | 3590 | 1742 | 1216 | 632 |
37 | If there is anyone who has a reason to object to this union my advice is to keep your mouth shut. | 1.6903 | 0.01015 | 5402 | 2599 | 1877 | 926 |
38 | Wow, that's quite a rock he got her. | 1.6861 | 0.02058 | 1287 | 616 | 459 | 212 |
39 | The pre-nup is set in stone. | 1.6816 | 0.01317 | 3216 | 1572 | 1096 | 548 |
40 | Did you see the size of her rock? | 1.6783 | 0.01363 | 3049 | 1512 | 1006 | 531 |
41 | Blind date, parking lot, Vikings vs Raiders. | 1.6704 | 0.01272 | 3474 | 1737 | 1145 | 592 |
42 | I will regret getting her into Game of Thrones until the day I die. | 1.6651 | 0.02996 | 633 | 321 | 203 | 109 |
43 | When she said she was marrying Norman, I assumed that was the guy's name. | 1.6600 | 0.01290 | 3235 | 1607 | 1121 | 507 |
44 | A black minister marrying a Viking couple under a chuppah. Now that's diversity | 1.6512 | 0.01407 | 2818 | 1449 | 903 | 466 |
45 | It's always the wife who converts. | 1.6502 | 0.01296 | 3230 | 1638 | 1084 | 508 |
46 | She's from Green Bay but she was always a Vikings fan. | 1.6460 | 0.02318 | 1014 | 519 | 335 | 160 |
47 | I hear they met at the opera." | 1.6388 | 0.01430 | 2647 | 1367 | 869 | 411 |
48 | Remember to go for the handle when you catch the sword. | 1.6339 | 0.02377 | 915 | 465 | 320 | 130 |
49 | She met him clubbing | 1.6277 | 0.01882 | 1453 | 745 | 504 | 204 |
50 | I heard she has a Hun in the oven. | 1.6249 | 0.01553 | 2341 | 1264 | 691 | 386 |
51 | It's her first marriage, and his first consensual one. | 1.6182 | 0.01714 | 1789 | 942 | 588 | 259 |
52 | They go way back. | 1.6161 | 0.01794 | 1641 | 869 | 533 | 239 |
53 | Are you as sick of Game of Thrones as me? | 1.6113 | 0.01543 | 2372 | 1310 | 674 | 388 |
54 | There's no way this is staying in Vegas. | 1.6035 | 0.01579 | 2222 | 1230 | 643 | 349 |
55 | If anyone sees any reason why these two should not be wed, speak now and rest in peace. | 1.5995 | 0.02014 | 1306 | 712 | 405 | 189 |
56 | I hear they registered at Blood Bath and Beyond. | 1.5990 | 0.02026 | 1409 | 803 | 368 | 238 |
57 | Marriage is a dated, barbaric ritual. | 1.5976 | 0.02668 | 753 | 414 | 228 | 111 |
58 | At least he's better than that Neanderthal she dated in college. | 1.5966 | 0.02400 | 870 | 464 | 293 | 113 |
59 | I teared up when they exchanged weapons. | 1.5948 | 0.01954 | 1387 | 762 | 425 | 200 |
60 | So glad we got to pick the dresses. | 1.5927 | 0.01398 | 2482 | 1313 | 867 | 302 |
61 | These Unitarian weddings are always interesting. | 1.5883 | 0.01620 | 1987 | 1095 | 615 | 277 |
62 | I"m surprised she went with the sleeveless bearskin | 1.5808 | 0.01527 | 2123 | 1157 | 699 | 267 |
63 | They met at a rally for the President | 1.5806 | 0.01839 | 1755 | 1043 | 405 | 307 |
64 | I hear he has a long ship. | 1.5771 | 0.01672 | 1887 | 1065 | 555 | 267 |
65 | It's the same dress her mother wore. | 1.5728 | 0.01815 | 1594 | 904 | 467 | 223 |
66 | And still, somehow, our dresses are worse. | 1.5670 | 0.01822 | 1628 | 945 | 443 | 240 |
67 | We’re not losing a hunter. We’re gaining a gatherer. | 1.5668 | 0.01914 | 1318 | 727 | 435 | 156 |
68 | When she said she was marrying a Viking, I thought she meant a football player. | 1.5511 | 0.01878 | 1439 | 833 | 419 | 187 |
69 | I think the've taken this paleo thing a little too far. | 1.5508 | 0.01790 | 1605 | 935 | 456 | 214 |
70 | I hear the entire banquet is forest to table. | 1.5499 | 0.01877 | 1422 | 820 | 422 | 180 |
71 | I told her marriage is a barbaric relic of the Middle Ages, and she was like, that's the perfect theme!" | 1.5491 | 0.02001 | 1282 | 748 | 364 | 170 |
72 | I wouldn't object if I were you. | 1.5483 | 0.01908 | 1293 | 728 | 421 | 144 |
73 | Stop whining. I still have the uniform from your Trek wedding. | 1.5464 | 0.02907 | 604 | 353 | 172 | 79 |
74 | They’ve been insufferable over their viking heritage ever since they had their DNA tested. | 1.5452 | 0.02054 | 1216 | 714 | 341 | 161 |
75 | They met on a Viking cruise, I assume." | 1.5448 | 0.02531 | 736 | 417 | 237 | 82 |
76 | No, I like the outfits. I did think the Goat Sacrifice was a bit much, though. | 1.5448 | 0.02494 | 793 | 458 | 238 | 97 |
77 | I now pronounce you Anglo & Saxon | 1.5438 | 0.03137 | 537 | 320 | 142 | 75 |
78 | The matching fanny packs is a nice touch. | 1.5423 | 0.02081 | 1088 | 619 | 348 | 121 |
79 | They hired a tribute band for the reception, The Pillage Veople. | 1.5391 | 0.02214 | 1113 | 678 | 270 | 165 |
80 | After what happened to the third groomsman, I'll bet everyone else holds their peace. | 1.5372 | 0.02307 | 940 | 553 | 269 | 118 |
81 | When Sue said she was marrying a Minnesota Viking I thought she meant a football player. | 1.5367 | 0.02334 | 941 | 560 | 257 | 124 |
82 | Some people just take their genetic profiles too seriously. | 1.5365 | 0.02996 | 576 | 344 | 155 | 77 |
83 | I can tell you right now it's gonna be for worse. | 1.5330 | 0.03522 | 394 | 231 | 116 | 47 |
84 | Where did he drag her in from? | 1.5323 | 0.02889 | 620 | 373 | 164 | 83 |
85 | Don't ask me. She an assistant manager at Starbucks and he's a CPA. | 1.5304 | 0.02146 | 1086 | 646 | 304 | 136 |
86 | When she told me her new guy was an international trader who specialised in foreign takeovers, that's not what I envisaged. | 1.5288 | 0.02343 | 919 | 550 | 252 | 117 |
87 | When they said they were having a traditional Scandinavian wedding, I thought that meant there would be a Lutheran minister. | 1.5264 | 0.02222 | 1003 | 598 | 282 | 123 |
88 | I just know, when he drags her down the isle by her hair, I'm going to cry. | 1.5236 | 0.02526 | 825 | 507 | 204 | 114 |
89 | They registered at Sack Fifth Avenue. | 1.5226 | 0.02248 | 974 | 583 | 273 | 118 |
90 | This is what happens when you use Ancestry.com as a dating site. | 1.5190 | 0.02334 | 919 | 557 | 247 | 115 |
91 | Not holding out hope for vegan options at the reception. | 1.5190 | 0.02497 | 763 | 453 | 224 | 86 |
92 | Wait til you see her cut the cake. | 1.5180 | 0.02246 | 942 | 560 | 276 | 106 |
93 | There’s no reception - we’re going to raid the Miller wedding. | 1.5169 | 0.02781 | 650 | 396 | 172 | 82 |
94 | Well, the wedding invitation did say ‘dress to kill’. | 1.5126 | 0.02579 | 755 | 463 | 197 | 95 |
95 | Would you believe they met at a Trump rally? | 1.5105 | 0.02487 | 860 | 542 | 197 | 121 |
96 | But they don't look Jewish. | 1.5103 | 0.02438 | 825 | 503 | 223 | 99 |
97 | It must be true love... She used to be a Packers fan. | 1.5086 | 0.02312 | 875 | 525 | 255 | 95 |
98 | 10 to 1 they're not wearing underwear. | 1.5079 | 0.02706 | 693 | 430 | 174 | 89 |
99 | This is a marriage made in Valhalla. | 1.5070 | 0.02472 | 791 | 482 | 217 | 92 |
100 | After what happened to the third groomsman, I'll hold my peace. | 1.5062 | 0.02308 | 883 | 533 | 253 | 97 |
101 | I used to date him and let's just say the spear is not to scale. | 1.5062 | 0.02446 | 808 | 493 | 221 | 94 |
102 | Do you believe Lois wore those sandals with that sword? | 1.5058 | 0.02435 | 781 | 469 | 229 | 83 |
103 | To pillage and to burn... | 1.5055 | 0.02270 | 912 | 551 | 261 | 100 |
104 | You think this looks silly, my other friends were Dolphin fans. | 1.5052 | 0.02753 | 675 | 422 | 165 | 88 |
105 | Before we start, may I remind you this is a civil ceremony. | 1.5040 | 0.02327 | 867 | 525 | 247 | 95 |
106 | Before Trump this would have been funny. | 1.5039 | 0.02621 | 762 | 482 | 176 | 104 |
107 | If she throws that sword, I'm not catching it. | 1.5035 | 0.02373 | 856 | 524 | 233 | 99 |
108 | She’s only marrying him for his vessel. | 1.5033 | 0.03230 | 461 | 282 | 126 | 53 |
109 | Do you know when the fat lady is going to sing? | 1.5019 | 0.03119 | 514 | 320 | 130 | 64 |
110 | I can't tell if I'm overdressed or underdressed. | 1.5018 | 0.02886 | 544 | 326 | 163 | 55 |
111 | Reform Judaism has just gone too far. | 1.5007 | 0.02749 | 671 | 421 | 164 | 86 |
112 | So nice Linda's turning over a new Leif. | 1.4971 | 0.02668 | 690 | 430 | 177 | 83 |
113 | Always a wench-maid, never the wench. | 1.4966 | 0.03292 | 441 | 272 | 119 | 50 |
114 | It's a nice ceremony, but their funerals are better. | 1.4964 | 0.02706 | 701 | 445 | 164 | 92 |
115 | Did you take this woman? | 1.4962 | 0.03142 | 522 | 332 | 121 | 69 |
116 | It'll never last. She's from Green Bay. | 1.4958 | 0.03192 | 474 | 294 | 125 | 55 |
117 | We're just waiting for Siegfried to get here with the ring. | 1.4954 | 0.02608 | 767 | 491 | 172 | 104 |
118 | Looks like they both said yes to the dress! | 1.4952 | 0.02605 | 729 | 457 | 183 | 89 |
119 | I hadn’t realized they’re both from Minnesota. | 1.4948 | 0.02586 | 768 | 489 | 178 | 101 |
120 | Oh don't worry, it's all synthetic fur. | 1.4948 | 0.02421 | 766 | 463 | 227 | 76 |
121 | Poor thing, everyone knows big feet, small sword!" | 1.4941 | 0.02855 | 593 | 369 | 155 | 69 |
122 | I think I’ll skip the bouquet toss. | 1.4929 | 0.02574 | 704 | 433 | 195 | 76 |
123 | She's taking her ancestry results very seriously. | 1.4912 | 0.02502 | 735 | 451 | 207 | 77 |
124 | I'm just grateful they didn't go with the Adam and Eve theme. | 1.4910 | 0.02596 | 666 | 405 | 195 | 66 |
125 | They met while clubbing. | 1.4908 | 0.02576 | 709 | 439 | 192 | 78 |
126 | Her arse will be Thor in the morning. | 1.4905 | 0.02808 | 687 | 450 | 137 | 100 |
127 | She said she would only marry a guy hung like a Norse | 1.4898 | 0.03372 | 443 | 282 | 105 | 56 |
128 | You won’t believe the size of the rock he gave her! | 1.4888 | 0.02582 | 671 | 409 | 196 | 66 |
129 | Truly a match made in Valhalla. | 1.4883 | 0.02563 | 684 | 418 | 198 | 68 |
130 | apparently he has a several boats and loves to travel. | 1.4879 | 0.02558 | 701 | 432 | 196 | 73 |
131 | Can't wait to hear him try to pronounce Æthelflæd. | 1.4875 | 0.02729 | 642 | 402 | 167 | 73 |
132 | She says he’s great in the sacking | 1.4856 | 0.02734 | 626 | 390 | 168 | 68 |
133 | It won’t last. He does the pillaging, she does the plundering, but neither one cooks. | 1.4851 | 0.02532 | 670 | 405 | 205 | 60 |
134 | I'm starting to think the other groomsman isn't in the bathroom. | 1.4846 | 0.02779 | 615 | 386 | 160 | 69 |
135 | If she throws that sword, it's all yours. | 1.4845 | 0.02624 | 677 | 422 | 182 | 73 |
136 | “If anyone knows why these two should not be married, think carefully before speaking.” | 1.4845 | 0.03008 | 483 | 294 | 144 | 45 |
137 | With the power vested in me by Odin and the state of Nevada... | 1.4830 | 0.02923 | 588 | 378 | 136 | 74 |
138 | Just the gown cost an arm and a leg. | 1.4821 | 0.02539 | 699 | 432 | 197 | 70 |
139 | I'm telling you I can sense people who haven't been vaccinated. | 1.4818 | 0.03030 | 523 | 331 | 132 | 60 |
140 | I hear the ring came from a grandmother, not his... but someones! | 1.4813 | 0.02674 | 642 | 400 | 175 | 67 |
141 | ...in sickness and in helath, until you are set ablaze on a ship and pushed out to sea. | 1.4812 | 0.02684 | 665 | 421 | 168 | 76 |
142 | Thank god this is the last season of Game of Thrones | 1.4810 | 0.02588 | 659 | 405 | 191 | 63 |
143 | It’s time they settle down and raze a village. | 1.4798 | 0.02638 | 669 | 420 | 177 | 72 |
144 | She met him on a Viking cruise. | 1.4798 | 0.02748 | 644 | 411 | 157 | 76 |
145 | Psst...we’re all letting her sister catch the bridal sword, ok? | 1.4788 | 0.02759 | 591 | 367 | 165 | 59 |
146 | In high school he was voted 'Most Likely to Invade Ireland.' | 1.4781 | 0.02647 | 663 | 417 | 175 | 71 |
147 | I bet she kills him first. | 1.4758 | 0.02752 | 620 | 393 | 159 | 68 |
148 | I forget. Which episode is this? | 1.4755 | 0.03829 | 326 | 208 | 81 | 37 |
149 | She slayed the dress herself. | 1.4741 | 0.03091 | 483 | 305 | 127 | 51 |
150 | ...in pillage and in famine... | 1.4737 | 0.03227 | 475 | 308 | 109 | 58 |
151 | 'Apparently he now wants to be known as Erik the Wed.' | 1.4723 | 0.02806 | 595 | 379 | 151 | 65 |
152 | They’re a perfect match. He sacks and she pillages. | 1.4723 | 0.02679 | 631 | 397 | 170 | 64 |
153 | May the Norse be with you. | 1.4715 | 0.02758 | 615 | 392 | 156 | 67 |
154 | it's a little ironic to call him the "groom" | 1.4713 | 0.03031 | 505 | 321 | 130 | 54 |
155 | Well I can tell you one thing. They didn’t meet online. | 1.4707 | 0.02738 | 597 | 375 | 163 | 59 |
156 | Delta always mixes up my luggage too. | 1.4696 | 0.02876 | 592 | 385 | 136 | 71 |
157 | When she said she was going Viking, I thought she meant appliances. | 1.4695 | 0.02725 | 622 | 396 | 160 | 66 |
158 | She said he was horny. | 1.4687 | 0.02769 | 623 | 402 | 150 | 71 |
159 | Apparently his DNA test kit said he’s one percent Scandinavian. | 1.4680 | 0.03012 | 515 | 330 | 129 | 56 |
160 | OMG! She’s wearing flats. | 1.4674 | 0.03085 | 475 | 301 | 126 | 48 |
161 | I didn't want to be a bridesmaid, but I was afraid to say no. | 1.4648 | 0.02802 | 512 | 313 | 160 | 39 |
162 | Finally ! They have been living together for ages | 1.4644 | 0.03084 | 478 | 305 | 124 | 49 |
163 | The reception will be Kosher Paleo | 1.4644 | 0.02973 | 547 | 357 | 126 | 64 |
164 | I heard that before the DNA tests they were both Irish. | 1.4637 | 0.03003 | 496 | 315 | 132 | 49 |
165 | Whatever you do, DON'T object! | 1.4633 | 0.02893 | 559 | 361 | 137 | 61 |
166 | I heard they met on Plundr. | 1.4613 | 0.02805 | 555 | 351 | 152 | 52 |
167 | Always the bridesmaid, never the warrior queen. | 1.4608 | 0.02888 | 536 | 342 | 141 | 53 |
168 | I understand the condo association still hasn’t decided. | 1.4599 | 0.03473 | 387 | 251 | 94 | 42 |
169 | I remember when she was a Democrat. | 1.4599 | 0.02973 | 524 | 339 | 129 | 56 |
170 | They meet at the Metropolitan Opera | 1.4597 | 0.02899 | 533 | 341 | 139 | 53 |
171 | It's the final season of Game of Thrones, Jan, let them have their moment." | 1.4593 | 0.03005 | 492 | 314 | 130 | 48 |
172 | Forever hold your peace would appear to be the prudent option, Margaret. | 1.4593 | 0.03050 | 479 | 306 | 126 | 47 |
173 | This is officially the most Reform temple I've ever seen. | 1.4592 | 0.03020 | 527 | 346 | 120 | 61 |
174 | I hate to ask in this environment,but what happened to the best man? | 1.4591 | 0.03006 | 501 | 322 | 128 | 51 |
175 | To halve and to hold... | 1.4585 | 0.03659 | 349 | 227 | 84 | 38 |
176 | I think they're going to love the NordicTrack I got them. | 1.4576 | 0.02845 | 531 | 336 | 147 | 48 |
177 | I can't wait to see them cut the cake. | 1.4571 | 0.03591 | 361 | 235 | 87 | 39 |
178 | Trust me. She'll be Thor in the morning. | 1.4563 | 0.03269 | 458 | 304 | 99 | 55 |
179 | I love the way he calls her Hun. | 1.4562 | 0.02838 | 502 | 312 | 151 | 39 |
180 | There is no gift list. They're going to raid Paris | 1.4558 | 0.02976 | 520 | 338 | 127 | 55 |
181 | Surprisingly, he's a vegan. | 1.4556 | 0.02895 | 518 | 330 | 140 | 48 |
182 | It's a very modern marriage, neither wears the pants. | 1.4545 | 0.03045 | 495 | 322 | 121 | 52 |
183 | It was a much bigger wedding before the bachelorette party. | 1.4545 | 0.03058 | 495 | 323 | 119 | 53 |
184 | She's wearing her grandmother's pelt! | 1.4545 | 0.02950 | 517 | 334 | 131 | 52 |
185 | I thought what happened in Reykjavik stayed in Reykjavik. | 1.4545 | 0.02925 | 517 | 332 | 135 | 50 |
186 | When she throws that thing it's all yours. | 1.4544 | 0.03022 | 515 | 338 | 120 | 57 |
187 | Are you going to tell Rachel about that ancestry kit mix up now or at the reception? | 1.4544 | 0.03094 | 493 | 324 | 114 | 55 |
188 | When she went paleo, I never imagined she'd take it this far. | 1.4540 | 0.02934 | 533 | 347 | 130 | 56 |
189 | They registered at IKEA. | 1.4536 | 0.03118 | 485 | 319 | 112 | 54 |
190 | I'd never marry a man with a spear that small. | 1.4534 | 0.03089 | 494 | 325 | 114 | 55 |
191 | 'Plunder, pillage, and sack'? Did they write their own vows? | 1.4527 | 0.03062 | 497 | 326 | 117 | 54 |
192 | I think they're registered at IKEA. | 1.4523 | 0.03055 | 524 | 350 | 111 | 63 |
193 | I hear the mother-in-law is a real dragon. | 1.4513 | 0.03263 | 421 | 273 | 106 | 42 |
194 | The rabbi has agreed to say a blessing over the Val-challah | 1.4500 | 0.03168 | 460 | 302 | 109 | 49 |
195 | She said he was a barbarian. I thought she was kidding. | 1.4499 | 0.03150 | 429 | 274 | 117 | 38 |
196 | Ughhh...always the wenchmaid, never the wench. | 1.4492 | 0.03079 | 472 | 307 | 118 | 47 |
197 | She says he has a huge hammer. | 1.4491 | 0.03121 | 501 | 336 | 105 | 60 |
198 | Oddly enough, they met at a Mensa conference. | 1.4489 | 0.03652 | 372 | 251 | 75 | 46 |
199 | An open bar reception back at the boat, then looting and pillaging until dawn. | 1.4486 | 0.03012 | 477 | 307 | 126 | 44 |
200 | I'm skipping the bouquet toss. | 1.4459 | 0.03359 | 379 | 244 | 101 | 34 |
201 | This is the third 'Game of Thrones' wedding I've been in this year. | 1.4452 | 0.03196 | 420 | 271 | 111 | 38 |
202 | Why did she laugh after saying ''til death do us part'? | 1.4452 | 0.03015 | 456 | 291 | 127 | 38 |
203 | I hear they met clubbing. | 1.4449 | 0.03078 | 472 | 309 | 116 | 47 |
204 | So far, this has been a surprisingly civil ceremony. | 1.4438 | 0.02878 | 480 | 303 | 141 | 36 |
205 | Did you take this woman to be your wife? | 1.4438 | 0.03011 | 480 | 312 | 123 | 45 |
206 | The bride wore hide. | 1.4437 | 0.03121 | 444 | 288 | 115 | 41 |
207 | They said no gifts; they’ve already pillaged more than they need to get started. | 1.4434 | 0.03147 | 442 | 288 | 112 | 42 |
208 | Bold choice going with the matching fanny packs. | 1.4432 | 0.03141 | 440 | 286 | 113 | 41 |
209 | She’s always gone for horny old men | 1.4430 | 0.03096 | 474 | 313 | 112 | 49 |
210 | Don't you think the matching purses are a little much? | 1.4426 | 0.03086 | 470 | 309 | 114 | 47 |
211 | The third groomsman? We lost him in the combat at the rehearsal dinner. | 1.4411 | 0.02948 | 467 | 298 | 132 | 37 |
212 | I'm okay with the costumes, but "Do you take this wench?" is over the top. | 1.4411 | 0.03126 | 433 | 280 | 115 | 38 |
213 | Call me old fashioned, but I miss the days when brides wore white." | 1.4406 | 0.03845 | 286 | 185 | 76 | 25 |
214 | I still think it's weird that they call each other "Hun." | 1.4403 | 0.03159 | 461 | 307 | 105 | 49 |
215 | He's the President's Chief of Staff | 1.4395 | 0.03437 | 430 | 297 | 77 | 56 |
216 | I think I'll hold my peace. | 1.4387 | 0.03154 | 424 | 275 | 112 | 37 |
217 | I hope I catch the sword. | 1.4385 | 0.03231 | 447 | 300 | 98 | 49 |
218 | If anyone objects, well, good luck with that. | 1.4382 | 0.03297 | 429 | 288 | 94 | 47 |
219 | Did you get invited to the consummation? | 1.4380 | 0.03450 | 395 | 266 | 85 | 44 |
220 | Well. I think they got the "for worse part" nailed. | 1.4380 | 0.03450 | 395 | 266 | 85 | 44 |
221 | They met on a Viking river cruise. | 1.4375 | 0.03178 | 448 | 298 | 104 | 46 |
222 | Their choice of Wagner for the Wedding processional is making more sense! | 1.4365 | 0.03093 | 449 | 294 | 114 | 41 |
223 | For the honeymoon, they found a lovely little town to pillage. | 1.4354 | 0.03066 | 441 | 286 | 118 | 37 |
224 | Technically, it is a yarmulke. | 1.4349 | 0.03642 | 338 | 225 | 79 | 34 |
225 | Valhalla my ass, she’s Jewish and he’s Episcopal they’re going to Miami. | 1.4348 | 0.03267 | 437 | 295 | 94 | 48 |
226 | Do you promise to loot and to skirmish until death you impart? | 1.4342 | 0.03173 | 433 | 286 | 106 | 41 |
227 | When she said she was marrying a Viking, I thought she was talking about a football player. | 1.4341 | 0.03191 | 410 | 267 | 108 | 35 |
228 | You should see their funerals. | 1.4341 | 0.03153 | 440 | 291 | 107 | 42 |
229 | The funny thing is—they’re Jewish. | 1.4339 | 0.03184 | 431 | 285 | 105 | 41 |
230 | They've got that no "man put asunder" covered. | 1.4331 | 0.03735 | 314 | 208 | 76 | 30 |
231 | I only pray there will be utensils at the reception. | 1.4328 | 0.03177 | 409 | 266 | 109 | 34 |
232 | Don't object. It won't go well. | 1.4326 | 0.03330 | 386 | 254 | 97 | 35 |
233 | I feel like it was only yesterday when he raided her village. | 1.4324 | 0.03323 | 377 | 246 | 99 | 32 |
234 | They wrote their own battle cries. | 1.4320 | 0.03252 | 412 | 273 | 100 | 39 |
235 | Think they ever fight? | 1.4319 | 0.03087 | 426 | 276 | 116 | 34 |
236 | I thought I had fully prepared myself for a true Minnesota wedding, but I was wrong. | 1.4319 | 0.03409 | 389 | 261 | 88 | 40 |
237 | No worries. It’s fake fur. | 1.4318 | 0.03072 | 403 | 256 | 120 | 27 |
238 | I heard they met on a Viking Cruise. | 1.4314 | 0.03335 | 401 | 268 | 93 | 40 |
239 | She’s always had a thing for vintage. | 1.4311 | 0.03520 | 341 | 224 | 87 | 30 |
240 | It's been like this since they got their DNA results. On the up side, wait till you see the smorgasbord at the reception. | 1.4308 | 0.03408 | 383 | 256 | 89 | 38 |
241 | Someone took their DNA test too seriously. | 1.4306 | 0.03091 | 418 | 270 | 116 | 32 |
242 | This is what Stockholm syndrome is, right? | 1.4302 | 0.03288 | 430 | 292 | 91 | 47 |
243 | You know, Bridget, it could have been you holding that sword | 1.4293 | 0.03208 | 389 | 252 | 107 | 30 |
244 | Are you having mutton or fowl? | 1.4286 | 0.03635 | 329 | 219 | 79 | 31 |
245 | You may smite the bride. | 1.4286 | 0.03420 | 399 | 272 | 83 | 44 |
246 | There were three groomsmen, weren't there! | 1.4282 | 0.03325 | 383 | 253 | 96 | 34 |
247 | That sword is to long for those shoes. | 1.4282 | 0.03432 | 376 | 252 | 87 | 37 |
248 | It was sack and pillage at first sight. | 1.4278 | 0.03399 | 381 | 255 | 89 | 37 |
249 | I now pronounce you man and wife......you may drag the bride! | 1.4275 | 0.03367 | 386 | 258 | 91 | 37 |
250 | She had to convert. She used to be a Bears fan” | 1.4263 | 0.03301 | 380 | 250 | 98 | 32 |
251 | I'm so glad they finally got married, they've been engaged since the Stone Age! | 1.4257 | 0.03162 | 404 | 264 | 108 | 32 |
252 | They both come from old, old money | 1.4247 | 0.03373 | 365 | 241 | 93 | 31 |
253 | It's a good job they didn't pick the 'Star Wars' package. Otherwise, we'd all be in gold bikinis. | 1.4247 | 0.03351 | 365 | 240 | 95 | 30 |
254 | It's his fifth ring cycle. | 1.4246 | 0.03368 | 398 | 270 | 87 | 41 |
255 | They're honeymooning on a Viking River Cruise! | 1.4246 | 0.03214 | 398 | 262 | 103 | 33 |
256 | I can think of a lot of reasons and I'm keeping them to myself. | 1.4244 | 0.03361 | 377 | 251 | 92 | 34 |
257 | It all started when she said, "I'm turning over a new Leif." | 1.4243 | 0.03224 | 403 | 267 | 101 | 35 |
258 | At the reception, they're going to sacrifice the flower girl. | 1.4242 | 0.03284 | 396 | 264 | 96 | 36 |
259 | The Wagner music is a nice touch. | 1.4242 | 0.03453 | 363 | 243 | 86 | 34 |
260 | Oh they're rather progressive, Erik plans to be a stay at home dad, while Astrid pillages. | 1.4236 | 0.03266 | 399 | 266 | 97 | 36 |
261 | I thought she said he was really into Biking? | 1.4236 | 0.03285 | 399 | 267 | 95 | 37 |
262 | I understand they plan to sack Rome on their honeymoon... | 1.4231 | 0.03340 | 390 | 262 | 91 | 37 |
263 | I told her the shoes don't go with the sword. | 1.4224 | 0.03242 | 393 | 260 | 100 | 33 |
264 | It Takes a Pillage to Raise a Child. | 1.4224 | 0.03417 | 393 | 269 | 82 | 42 |
265 | Love is a battlefield. | 1.4223 | 0.03539 | 341 | 228 | 82 | 31 |
266 | I heard that the third groomsman died during the bachelor raid. | 1.4216 | 0.03365 | 389 | 263 | 88 | 38 |
267 | I heard he’s already building a man cave. | 1.4212 | 0.03297 | 387 | 258 | 95 | 34 |
268 | Tsk... you know he’s just marrying her for her fjord. | 1.4208 | 0.03247 | 385 | 254 | 100 | 31 |
269 | It's her second marriage. She says she's turning over a new Leif. | 1.4188 | 0.03178 | 382 | 249 | 106 | 27 |
270 | YOU tell him the horns aren't authentic. | 1.4187 | 0.03360 | 363 | 241 | 92 | 30 |
271 | I'm not sure...I just know they're going on a Viking cruise for the honeymoon. | 1.4186 | 0.03724 | 301 | 201 | 74 | 26 |
272 | I hope nobody objects... | 1.4182 | 0.03637 | 318 | 213 | 77 | 28 |
273 | When she said she was going to take a Viking, I thought she meant a river cruise. | 1.4180 | 0.03371 | 378 | 255 | 88 | 35 |
274 | Tuxedos and Spats for the men and we're in these shmattes. | 1.4179 | 0.04115 | 268 | 184 | 56 | 28 |
275 | I see two good reasons I'll forever hold my peace. | 1.4173 | 0.03365 | 369 | 247 | 90 | 32 |
276 | They are a match made in Valhalla | 1.4172 | 0.03626 | 326 | 220 | 76 | 30 |
277 | You got them a trebuchet, too? It was still on the registry! | 1.4171 | 0.03418 | 374 | 254 | 84 | 36 |
278 | Trump said he wants more Norwegians. | 1.4171 | 0.03396 | 374 | 253 | 86 | 35 |
279 | They met on ePillage. | 1.4167 | 0.03409 | 372 | 252 | 85 | 35 |
280 | Something gold, something runic, something forged, something looted. | 1.4162 | 0.03357 | 370 | 248 | 90 | 32 |
281 | I thought you said they met while HIKING. | 1.4143 | 0.04010 | 251 | 167 | 64 | 20 |
282 | She converted for him. | 1.4142 | 0.03375 | 367 | 247 | 88 | 32 |
283 | It was love at first smite. | 1.4140 | 0.03343 | 372 | 250 | 90 | 32 |
284 | I heard that instead of tossing the bouquet, we have to fight to the death. | 1.4130 | 0.04264 | 230 | 155 | 55 | 20 |
285 | I just assumed Viking referred to the cruise line. | 1.4130 | 0.03739 | 339 | 238 | 62 | 39 |
286 | That little belted purse goes perfectly with his outfit | 1.4123 | 0.03312 | 359 | 238 | 94 | 27 |
287 | Apparently they wrote their vows in norse code. | 1.4121 | 0.03561 | 313 | 208 | 81 | 24 |
288 | Apparently no one is going to wear the pants in this relationship. | 1.4118 | 0.03325 | 357 | 237 | 93 | 27 |
289 | I hear they're going on a Viking cruise for a honeymoon. | 1.4118 | 0.03441 | 357 | 242 | 83 | 32 |
290 | I got them a nice set of daggers. | 1.4111 | 0.03467 | 343 | 231 | 83 | 29 |
291 | I like theme weddings, but I’m nervous about the pillaging. | 1.4108 | 0.03228 | 353 | 230 | 101 | 22 |
292 | I now pronounce you viking and viqueen. | 1.4104 | 0.03724 | 307 | 209 | 70 | 28 |
293 | Their wedding registry is at IKEA. | 1.4104 | 0.03724 | 307 | 209 | 70 | 28 |
294 | Did you see the Rock on her finger? | 1.4096 | 0.03483 | 354 | 242 | 79 | 33 |
295 | Ride of the Valkyries is just too long for a wedding processional. | 1.4092 | 0.03787 | 303 | 208 | 66 | 29 |
296 | Who knew a "destination wedding" meant the twelfth century? | 1.4088 | 0.03610 | 340 | 235 | 71 | 34 |
297 | At first glance they seem somewhat suited for one another. | 1.4086 | 0.03319 | 350 | 232 | 93 | 25 |
298 | I heard someone smote the best man at the bachelor party. | 1.4086 | 0.03488 | 350 | 239 | 79 | 32 |
299 | I heard they booked The Pillage People for the party! | 1.4086 | 0.03511 | 350 | 240 | 77 | 33 |
300 | His uncle Hagar was a famous comic. | 1.4085 | 0.03874 | 284 | 194 | 64 | 26 |
301 | It’s about time. They’ve known each other for ages. | 1.4070 | 0.03554 | 344 | 237 | 74 | 33 |
302 | I hear they're planning to pillage a village for their honeymoon. | 1.4064 | 0.03544 | 342 | 235 | 75 | 32 |
303 | When she throws the bouquet, I'm ducking! | 1.4064 | 0.03294 | 342 | 225 | 95 | 22 |
304 | His first wife gets the cave. He gets the paintings. | 1.4064 | 0.03371 | 342 | 228 | 89 | 25 |
305 | He should have no trouble breaking the glass. | 1.4037 | 0.03540 | 322 | 218 | 78 | 26 |
306 | Have you seen their kitchen? All Viking appliances. | 1.4031 | 0.03769 | 320 | 225 | 61 | 34 |
307 | I pronounce you hun and hon. | 1.4030 | 0.03545 | 335 | 230 | 75 | 30 |
308 | Love his purse. | 1.4024 | 0.03534 | 333 | 228 | 76 | 29 |
309 | He's a pillager and she's a plunderer, but somehow it works | 1.4024 | 0.03508 | 333 | 227 | 78 | 28 |
310 | I'm happy that with the fourth try, the president found a woman who fits better to him. | 1.4022 | 0.04144 | 276 | 197 | 47 | 32 |
311 | It's not the best way to get Norwegian citizenship, but it is a way. | 1.4019 | 0.03328 | 311 | 202 | 93 | 16 |
312 | She claims it is a match made in Valhalla. | 1.4018 | 0.03574 | 331 | 228 | 73 | 30 |
313 | I should have suspected at the bachelorette party when she sacrificed a goat. | 1.4013 | 0.03613 | 309 | 210 | 74 | 25 |
314 | What do you give to the couple that has pillaged everything? | 1.4012 | 0.03431 | 329 | 221 | 84 | 24 |
315 | They were from the first wave of Trump supporters back in 2014. | 1.4011 | 0.04981 | 182 | 128 | 35 | 19 |
316 | Apparently it's possible to pillage two continents but impossible to find a bridesmaid's dress in anything but fuschia. | 1.3994 | 0.03582 | 323 | 222 | 73 | 28 |
317 | Blame it on ancestry.com | 1.3994 | 0.03622 | 318 | 219 | 71 | 28 |
318 | The invitation did say traditional dress. | 1.3988 | 0.03460 | 321 | 216 | 82 | 23 |
319 | No objections...not surprising! | 1.3988 | 0.03651 | 321 | 223 | 68 | 30 |
320 | I thought she said she was marrying a villager. | 1.3988 | 0.03625 | 321 | 222 | 70 | 29 |
321 | Don't worry. We'll hear the whole saga at the reception. | 1.3988 | 0.03516 | 321 | 218 | 78 | 25 |
322 | Just my luck, Magnus had to go off and impale the one cute groomsman. | 1.3987 | 0.03652 | 311 | 214 | 70 | 27 |
323 | It takes a pillage... | 1.3981 | 0.03640 | 319 | 221 | 69 | 29 |
324 | The honeymoon is on a Viking Cruise ship. | 1.3981 | 0.03667 | 319 | 222 | 67 | 30 |
325 | I've already forgotten. Is this Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings? | 1.3981 | 0.03581 | 309 | 210 | 75 | 24 |
326 | That dress has been in her family for ages. | 1.3978 | 0.03711 | 279 | 188 | 71 | 20 |
327 | Their 23andMe results came back 90% Neanderthal. | 1.3975 | 0.03460 | 317 | 213 | 82 | 22 |
328 | She studied animal husbandry | 1.3975 | 0.03573 | 317 | 217 | 74 | 26 |
329 | Well, I guess we can forget about anyone speaking out against the marriage. | 1.3967 | 0.03552 | 305 | 206 | 77 | 22 |
330 | Word has it that she's trading up. Her last husband was just a corporate raider. | 1.3966 | 0.03729 | 295 | 203 | 67 | 25 |
331 | And were you taken by this man... | 1.3962 | 0.03576 | 313 | 214 | 74 | 25 |
332 | I thought they said it would be a "low key" ceremony, not a "Loki" ceremony. | 1.3962 | 0.03489 | 313 | 211 | 80 | 22 |
333 | Did you hear the story about the ring? | 1.3962 | 0.03604 | 313 | 215 | 72 | 26 |
334 | How romantic! They first met pillaging this very church." | 1.3955 | 0.03620 | 311 | 214 | 71 | 26 |
335 | Congratulations on turning over a new Leif | 1.3952 | 0.03700 | 291 | 199 | 69 | 23 |
336 | You really have to hand it to Match.com! | 1.3948 | 0.03519 | 309 | 209 | 78 | 22 |
337 | The invites said paleo, but I thought they meant the buffet. | 1.3948 | 0.03722 | 309 | 216 | 64 | 29 |
338 | I'm just glad they aren't fans of 'Naked and Afraid' | 1.3946 | 0.03918 | 294 | 209 | 54 | 31 |
339 | 'When they said 'Paleo', I thought they meant the catering.' | 1.3929 | 0.03613 | 308 | 212 | 71 | 25 |
340 | They're leaving immediately on their honeymoon Viking cruise. | 1.3929 | 0.03584 | 308 | 211 | 73 | 24 |
341 | They booked the Pillage People for the reception. | 1.3929 | 0.03584 | 308 | 211 | 73 | 24 |
342 | No, actually they’re both from Minnesota. | 1.3929 | 0.03584 | 308 | 211 | 73 | 24 |
343 | I hate destination weddings in Minnesota. | 1.3925 | 0.03805 | 293 | 205 | 61 | 27 |
344 | She's from Greenland; he's from Iceland, but somehow they make it work. | 1.3925 | 0.03774 | 293 | 204 | 63 | 26 |
345 | The broadsword was her grandmother’s | 1.3925 | 0.03914 | 265 | 183 | 60 | 22 |
346 | I am so glad we ordered the bridesmaid dresses before they picked a theme. | 1.3920 | 0.03611 | 301 | 206 | 72 | 23 |
347 | I thought it was just a diet | 1.3919 | 0.03925 | 296 | 212 | 52 | 32 |
348 | And to think I complained about the bridesmaid dresses. | 1.3918 | 0.03792 | 291 | 203 | 62 | 26 |
349 | These Minnesota Vikings fans can get carried away. | 1.3918 | 0.03792 | 291 | 203 | 62 | 26 |
350 | I'd hate to see their first fight. | 1.3909 | 0.03500 | 307 | 208 | 78 | 21 |
351 | Did you see the size of his club | 1.3907 | 0.03809 | 302 | 214 | 58 | 30 |
352 | This wedding isn't over until the fat lady sings. | 1.3907 | 0.03751 | 302 | 212 | 62 | 28 |
353 | Remember, when she throws her sword over her head, we duck. | 1.3907 | 0.03601 | 302 | 207 | 72 | 23 |
354 | If you think Viking weddings are something,you should see their funerals. | 1.3907 | 0.04548 | 215 | 153 | 40 | 22 |
355 | Heck no I'm not going to object to this marriage!! You object! | 1.3900 | 0.03678 | 300 | 208 | 67 | 25 |
356 | When I heard he was a big Vikings fan, I didn't expect this! | 1.3900 | 0.03768 | 300 | 211 | 61 | 28 |
357 | She takes ONE class about Viking history in college... | 1.3895 | 0.03847 | 285 | 200 | 59 | 26 |
358 | Don't you think she's taking her "3% Viking" ancestry too far? | 1.3895 | 0.03814 | 285 | 199 | 61 | 25 |
359 | They met on plunder.com. | 1.3893 | 0.03664 | 298 | 206 | 68 | 24 |
360 | I can't wait for the after-ceremony pillaging. | 1.3885 | 0.03922 | 296 | 213 | 51 | 32 |
361 | Viking weddings can't hold a candle to Viking funerals. | 1.3885 | 0.03743 | 296 | 207 | 63 | 26 |
362 | I hope the stone carver is getting all this. | 1.3885 | 0.03618 | 296 | 203 | 71 | 22 |
363 | I heard that they made their own weapons for the ceremony. | 1.3875 | 0.03579 | 289 | 196 | 74 | 19 |
364 | Minnesota is weird. | 1.3870 | 0.03840 | 292 | 207 | 57 | 28 |
365 | Well, at least he is NOT from a s#*thole country. | 1.3870 | 0.03930 | 292 | 210 | 51 | 31 |
366 | Are you going to the pillage after? | 1.3870 | 0.03747 | 292 | 204 | 63 | 25 |
367 | I bet the battle to catch the bouquet later is going to be epic. | 1.3868 | 0.03595 | 287 | 195 | 73 | 19 |
368 | They met in the East Pillage. | 1.3862 | 0.03732 | 290 | 202 | 64 | 24 |
369 | I didn’t know what post-Feminist meant either… | 1.3862 | 0.03668 | 290 | 200 | 68 | 22 |
370 | I prefer their funerals. | 1.3862 | 0.03569 | 290 | 197 | 74 | 19 |
371 | She'll make a wonderful battle ax. | 1.3862 | 0.03732 | 290 | 202 | 64 | 24 |
372 | Do you believe she said "Yes" to that dress? | 1.3854 | 0.03717 | 288 | 200 | 65 | 23 |
373 | Now do you believe me that they’re addicted to Game of Thrones? | 1.3854 | 0.03782 | 288 | 202 | 61 | 25 |
374 | Her sword still has blood on it from her last husband. | 1.3854 | 0.03782 | 288 | 202 | 61 | 25 |
375 | I'm not sure 'Ride of the Valkyries' is appropriate wedding music." | 1.3854 | 0.03652 | 288 | 198 | 69 | 21 |
376 | It's refreshing to see a relationship work from two different sides of the fjord. | 1.3852 | 0.03672 | 270 | 183 | 70 | 17 |
377 | The mother-in-law is the real battle-axe. | 1.3850 | 0.04168 | 213 | 145 | 54 | 14 |
378 | Did he just say you'll need to make some sacrifices? | 1.3841 | 0.03829 | 276 | 193 | 60 | 23 |
379 | If anyone knows a reason why these two should not be joined together... you better leave right now. | 1.3841 | 0.03689 | 276 | 189 | 68 | 19 |
380 | They've really adopted the paleo lifestyle. | 1.3835 | 0.03900 | 279 | 198 | 55 | 26 |
381 | I can see why she's marrying him - he carries a long spear. | 1.3830 | 0.03564 | 282 | 191 | 74 | 17 |
382 | I love the belt pouches... it's so 1990 | 1.3830 | 0.03634 | 282 | 193 | 70 | 19 |
383 | His best man spoke. He's no longer with us. | 1.3830 | 0.03770 | 282 | 197 | 62 | 23 |
384 | She's seen the size of his longboat. | 1.3830 | 0.03770 | 282 | 197 | 62 | 23 |
385 | It's funny, they don't LOOK Jewish. | 1.3821 | 0.03921 | 280 | 200 | 53 | 27 |
386 | The matching purses are a little much. | 1.3817 | 0.03859 | 262 | 182 | 60 | 20 |
387 | Do you think that broadsword makes her look fat? | 1.3813 | 0.03668 | 278 | 191 | 68 | 19 |
388 | It's about time....I hear they've been dating for centuries! | 1.3813 | 0.03703 | 278 | 192 | 66 | 20 |
389 | They met on a singles crusade. | 1.3813 | 0.03772 | 278 | 194 | 62 | 22 |
390 | I just love their matching fanny packs. | 1.3813 | 0.03874 | 278 | 197 | 56 | 25 |
391 | I think he’s reading from Beowulf. | 1.3813 | 0.03596 | 278 | 189 | 72 | 17 |
392 | If anyone can show just cause why this couple cannot lawfully be joined together in matrimony, I think that’s something best kept to yourself. | 1.3810 | 0.03820 | 273 | 191 | 60 | 22 |
393 | She was originally booty. | 1.3804 | 0.03685 | 276 | 190 | 67 | 19 |
394 | And, the reception is also Paleo. | 1.3804 | 0.03756 | 276 | 192 | 63 | 21 |
395 | A Chuppah with Wagner playing. It's meshuggah. | 1.3804 | 0.04026 | 276 | 200 | 47 | 29 |
396 | The part where they exchange weapons gets me every time. | 1.3801 | 0.03804 | 271 | 189 | 61 | 21 |
397 | It's a classic 'Boy pillages girl's father's village; girl's father trades girl for return of livestock' story. | 1.3801 | 0.03767 | 271 | 188 | 63 | 20 |
398 | All the sudden she's all "pillage this" and "plunder that." | 1.3784 | 0.03962 | 259 | 183 | 54 | 22 |
399 | Still better than her last husband. | 1.3783 | 0.03767 | 267 | 185 | 63 | 19 |
400 | "Pagan or not, they should have checked their weapons at the door like we did. This is America, not Vinland | 1.3782 | 0.03949 | 238 | 164 | 58 | 16 |
401 | Actually she's the one who's the Vikings fan. | 1.3778 | 0.03847 | 270 | 190 | 58 | 22 |
402 | The other groomsman was cute. I wish they hadn't offered him as a sacrifice to Odin. | 1.3778 | 0.03882 | 270 | 191 | 56 | 23 |
403 | Where’s the best man? Ten bucks says Siegfried forgot the Ring... | 1.3778 | 0.03953 | 270 | 193 | 52 | 25 |
404 | Do you, Kellyanne Conway and you George Conway agree to reaffirm your marriage vows until November 2020? | 1.3770 | 0.04078 | 252 | 180 | 49 | 23 |
405 | Are we underdressed or overdressed? | 1.3765 | 0.03975 | 247 | 173 | 55 | 19 |
406 | Well, at least the bridesmaid dress only cost me a goat. | 1.3759 | 0.03774 | 266 | 185 | 62 | 19 |
407 | The sword adds 10 pounds. | 1.3759 | 0.03812 | 266 | 186 | 60 | 20 |
408 | She wore that same dress to her last wedding | 1.3759 | 0.03774 | 266 | 185 | 62 | 19 |
409 | Apparently the black tie really was optional. | 1.3759 | 0.03885 | 266 | 188 | 56 | 22 |
410 | Definitely going to hold my peace. | 1.3759 | 0.03774 | 266 | 185 | 62 | 19 |
411 | Well, it started with the paleolithic diet... | 1.3759 | 0.03621 | 266 | 181 | 70 | 15 |
412 | He travels a lot for work. I give them two invasions. | 1.3759 | 0.03621 | 266 | 181 | 70 | 15 |
413 | If you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, say, "Yabba Dabba Do!" | 1.3755 | 0.04048 | 261 | 188 | 48 | 25 |
414 | That's one bouquet I don't care to catch. | 1.3750 | 0.03868 | 264 | 186 | 57 | 21 |
415 | Wow! A heterosexual wedding. Now that's different. | 1.3750 | 0.03868 | 264 | 186 | 57 | 21 |
416 | They're sacking Paris for the honeymoon. | 1.3750 | 0.03830 | 264 | 185 | 59 | 20 |
417 | It's the second time around for both of them, so it's less formal. | 1.3750 | 0.03638 | 264 | 180 | 69 | 15 |
418 | It's good to see that they have all of the tools for conflict resolution. | 1.3750 | 0.03677 | 264 | 181 | 67 | 16 |
419 | I hear she’s the hunter/gatherer; he mostly just shops. | 1.3750 | 0.03868 | 264 | 186 | 57 | 21 |
420 | Did you choose the tilapia or the reindeer for dinner? | 1.3750 | 0.03672 | 256 | 174 | 68 | 14 |
421 | Should anyone here object to this union, speak now and forever rest in peace | 1.3750 | 0.03905 | 264 | 187 | 55 | 22 |
422 | Uggs, I knew it." | 1.3750 | 0.03835 | 256 | 178 | 60 | 18 |
423 | She got tired of dating AngloSaxons. | 1.3740 | 0.03773 | 262 | 182 | 62 | 18 |
424 | I have always found the institution of marriage to be barbaric. | 1.3740 | 0.03773 | 262 | 182 | 62 | 18 |
425 | What do you get for someone who has pillaged everything? | 1.3740 | 0.03734 | 262 | 181 | 64 | 17 |
426 | We hunt and gather here today | 1.3740 | 0.03888 | 262 | 185 | 56 | 21 |
427 | Someone should explain to them what a Viking Cruise honeymoon actually is. | 1.3740 | 0.03962 | 262 | 187 | 52 | 23 |
428 | Imagine if they had met at a Redskins game. | 1.3740 | 0.03925 | 262 | 186 | 54 | 22 |
429 | I thought the 'until severed head or fatal impalement do us part' bit was sweet. | 1.3740 | 0.03999 | 262 | 188 | 50 | 24 |
430 | One suggestion--don't offer any objections. | 1.3740 | 0.03812 | 262 | 183 | 60 | 19 |
431 | I knew them long before they moved to Minnesota. | 1.3740 | 0.03925 | 262 | 186 | 54 | 22 |
432 | If you ask me, Eric's gone way overboard after getting the results of his DNA test. | 1.3740 | 0.03773 | 262 | 182 | 62 | 18 |
433 | I heard he proposed using Norse code. | 1.3740 | 0.03850 | 262 | 184 | 58 | 20 |
434 | Global warming brought them together. They were frozen in the same glacier. | 1.3740 | 0.03888 | 262 | 185 | 56 | 21 |
435 | When she said she was dating the school norse, I think I misunderstood. | 1.3740 | 0.03925 | 262 | 186 | 54 | 22 |
436 | If you can look past all the pillaging, he’s actually a pretty great catch. | 1.3740 | 0.03491 | 262 | 175 | 76 | 11 |
437 | That's one bouquet I'm not planning to catch. | 1.3740 | 0.03695 | 262 | 180 | 66 | 16 |
438 | She knew from the first time they pillaged together. | 1.3740 | 0.03925 | 262 | 186 | 54 | 22 |
439 | Maybe always a bridesmaid is not so bad after all. | 1.3740 | 0.03655 | 262 | 179 | 68 | 15 |
440 | No one is looking at your dress. | 1.3739 | 0.04310 | 230 | 166 | 42 | 22 |
441 | He’s going to read the vows in Norse code. | 1.3731 | 0.03831 | 260 | 182 | 59 | 19 |
442 | .......... as long as you both might live! | 1.3731 | 0.03752 | 260 | 180 | 63 | 17 |
443 | He’s known as The Plunder From Down Under. | 1.3731 | 0.03792 | 260 | 181 | 61 | 18 |
444 | If anyone knows why these two should not be married, you better have a gun. | 1.3731 | 0.04093 | 260 | 189 | 45 | 26 |
445 | I guess they really did meet on Ancestry! | 1.3731 | 0.03945 | 260 | 185 | 53 | 22 |
446 | I bet it will be one helluva raw bar. | 1.3727 | 0.04211 | 220 | 155 | 48 | 17 |
447 | No, not the app. They actually met starting a fire. | 1.3725 | 0.03961 | 255 | 181 | 53 | 21 |
448 | It's the new black. | 1.3723 | 0.04161 | 231 | 164 | 48 | 19 |
449 | I thought she said they met on a cruise..." | 1.3721 | 0.03850 | 258 | 181 | 58 | 19 |
450 | What attracted her to him wasn't the pillaging and plundering, it was that he always tidied up afterwards! | 1.3721 | 0.03889 | 258 | 182 | 56 | 20 |
451 | She will ! | 1.3721 | 0.04078 | 258 | 187 | 46 | 25 |
452 | Is that a fanny pack? | 1.3721 | 0.03690 | 258 | 177 | 66 | 15 |
453 | All I'm saying is, 'knight in shining armor' is a bit of an exaggeration... | 1.3721 | 0.03966 | 258 | 184 | 52 | 22 |
454 | Always a Norsemaid, never a bride. | 1.3721 | 0.03889 | 258 | 182 | 56 | 20 |
455 | I'm not looking forward to the lutefisk. | 1.3721 | 0.03731 | 258 | 178 | 64 | 16 |
456 | At least we've got "something old" checked off the list. | 1.3701 | 0.03598 | 254 | 172 | 70 | 12 |
457 | And now you may drag the bride away. | 1.3701 | 0.03889 | 254 | 179 | 56 | 19 |
458 | I like an old fashioned wedding. | 1.3696 | 0.03857 | 257 | 181 | 57 | 19 |
459 | When she said "vintage" dress, I didn't see this coming! | 1.3690 | 0.04068 | 252 | 182 | 47 | 23 |
460 | I always cry when they exchange cows | 1.3690 | 0.03990 | 252 | 180 | 51 | 21 |
461 | Love conquers all. | 1.3690 | 0.03950 | 252 | 179 | 53 | 20 |
462 | I wore spanks for this? | 1.3678 | 0.04228 | 242 | 177 | 41 | 24 |
463 | This is nice, but the funerals are really something. | 1.3676 | 0.03937 | 253 | 180 | 53 | 20 |
464 | My Star Trek wedding was much classier. | 1.3665 | 0.03958 | 251 | 179 | 52 | 20 |
465 | Here I am, always a bridesmaid, never a Valkyrie! | 1.3665 | 0.03958 | 251 | 179 | 52 | 20 |
466 | I doubt anyone is going to object to this wedding. | 1.3665 | 0.03835 | 251 | 176 | 58 | 17 |
467 | I hope they don’t take that section about ‘until death do us part’ too seriously. | 1.3665 | 0.03665 | 251 | 172 | 66 | 13 |
468 | Does this mean we are going to have another paleo banquet again | 1.3665 | 0.04115 | 251 | 183 | 44 | 24 |
469 | Today it takes a pillage to raise a child. | 1.3665 | 0.03958 | 251 | 179 | 52 | 20 |
470 | I now pronounce you Erik the Wed. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
471 | Do you solemnly swear to take this hrdlghdrgh as your hrdlgfhhtf? | 1.3660 | 0.04190 | 235 | 170 | 44 | 21 |
472 | Her first three husbands are in Valhalla. Just sayin'.... | 1.3659 | 0.03801 | 246 | 171 | 60 | 15 |
473 | To be fair to them, 'traditional' is a pretty vague word. | 1.3659 | 0.03757 | 246 | 170 | 62 | 14 |
474 | How seriously do you think they take the whole "until death do you part" thing? | 1.3655 | 0.03978 | 249 | 178 | 51 | 20 |
475 | I know they're Wagner fans but this is ridiculous. | 1.3655 | 0.03896 | 249 | 176 | 55 | 18 |
476 | She's turning over a new Lief. | 1.3655 | 0.03896 | 249 | 176 | 55 | 18 |
477 | Wish I could find a man who'd give up late capitalist modernity for me. | 1.3655 | 0.03896 | 249 | 176 | 55 | 18 |
478 | I planned the bachelorette party, booked the caterer, found the venue, and she still chose her sister for the blood sacrifice. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
479 | He's really not that horrible. | 1.3648 | 0.03639 | 244 | 166 | 67 | 11 |
480 | OK, so maybe these bridesmaid dresses aren't so bad after all. | 1.3644 | 0.03610 | 247 | 168 | 68 | 11 |
481 | It won't be long until their first fight. | 1.3644 | 0.03958 | 247 | 176 | 52 | 19 |
482 | Well they can't win a Superbowl but they sure know how to stage a wedding. | 1.3644 | 0.04041 | 247 | 178 | 48 | 21 |
483 | Both outfits from one bison hide. Hard to believe. | 1.3644 | 0.03874 | 247 | 174 | 56 | 17 |
484 | She met him at Ikea" | 1.3644 | 0.03832 | 247 | 173 | 58 | 16 |
485 | I always said they were a match made in Valhalla. | 1.3644 | 0.03874 | 247 | 174 | 56 | 17 |
486 | After paying for this wedding, he's going to be "Erik IN the Red." | 1.3633 | 0.03808 | 245 | 171 | 59 | 15 |
487 | She won't admit it but I'm guessing early middle age. | 1.3633 | 0.03763 | 245 | 170 | 61 | 14 |
488 | She did say she wanted a traditional wedding. | 1.3633 | 0.04063 | 245 | 177 | 47 | 21 |
489 | They’re the last couple who didn’t meet online | 1.3633 | 0.04104 | 245 | 178 | 45 | 22 |
490 | Honestly? I prefer the funerals. | 1.3633 | 0.03979 | 245 | 175 | 51 | 19 |
491 | Do you ever feel like you're the only one who isn't into ''Game of Thrones"? | 1.3633 | 0.04144 | 245 | 179 | 43 | 23 |
492 | He just kicked the door down and the rest is history! | 1.3633 | 0.03763 | 245 | 170 | 61 | 14 |
493 | I introduced them. He was the one who ransacked our home. | 1.3633 | 0.03673 | 245 | 168 | 65 | 12 |
494 | She sank his ship, he ravaged her village. They were meant for each other. | 1.3625 | 0.03860 | 240 | 168 | 57 | 15 |
495 | Are you SURE we know them? | 1.3625 | 0.03993 | 240 | 171 | 51 | 18 |
496 | He had her at “IKEA.” | 1.3625 | 0.04122 | 240 | 174 | 45 | 21 |
497 | Don't you think she's taking Opera too far? | 1.3625 | 0.04080 | 240 | 173 | 47 | 20 |
498 | They’re UGGS | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
499 | By the power vested in me by the state of Minnesota... | 1.3621 | 0.04126 | 243 | 177 | 44 | 22 |
500 | Are you going to the after-raid? | 1.3621 | 0.03871 | 243 | 171 | 56 | 16 |
501 | I hear they met pillaging. | 1.3621 | 0.03645 | 243 | 166 | 66 | 11 |
502 | Before we proceed with the vows, I´d like to emphasize this is a CIVIL union" | 1.3613 | 0.03880 | 238 | 167 | 56 | 15 |
503 | I've got to be at an Avengers themed bris by noon. | 1.3613 | 0.03926 | 238 | 168 | 54 | 16 |
504 | And to think she was such a Packers fan! | 1.3613 | 0.03971 | 238 | 169 | 52 | 17 |
505 | She vows to take him for better or Norse. | 1.3613 | 0.03834 | 238 | 166 | 58 | 14 |
506 | They said it wouldn't last, but here they are renewing their vows a thousand years later. | 1.3613 | 0.03788 | 238 | 165 | 60 | 13 |
507 | I hear they're sacking Paris for their honeymoon... | 1.3613 | 0.04015 | 238 | 170 | 50 | 18 |
508 | For their honeymoon, they're sacking Rome. | 1.3602 | 0.04037 | 236 | 169 | 49 | 18 |
509 | I hope he remembered Der Ring. | 1.3602 | 0.03992 | 236 | 168 | 51 | 17 |
510 | She caught the goat head at the last wedding... | 1.3602 | 0.04037 | 236 | 169 | 49 | 18 |
511 | I can't remember whether I requested the chicken, the fish or the free range boar. | 1.3602 | 0.03854 | 236 | 165 | 57 | 14 |
512 | Yeah, like anyone else is gonna object! | 1.3602 | 0.03992 | 236 | 168 | 51 | 17 |
513 | She said she was going to turn over a new Leif. | 1.3602 | 0.04037 | 236 | 169 | 49 | 18 |
514 | They registered at Pillage & Plunder | 1.3602 | 0.04081 | 236 | 170 | 47 | 19 |
515 | She’s always liked the horny type. | 1.3602 | 0.04081 | 236 | 170 | 47 | 19 |
516 | I knew the wedding was supposed to be Paleo but assumed that meant the food. | 1.3593 | 0.04097 | 231 | 166 | 47 | 18 |
517 | This guy's not bad, but he's no Odin. | 1.3590 | 0.03680 | 234 | 160 | 64 | 10 |
518 | How they met is a real saga. | 1.3590 | 0.03827 | 234 | 163 | 58 | 13 |
519 | They're from Minnesota | 1.3590 | 0.04193 | 234 | 171 | 42 | 21 |
520 | Okay, now with THAT GUY dead, does ANYONE ELSE object? | 1.3590 | 0.03968 | 234 | 166 | 52 | 16 |
521 | I think that I'll forever hold my peace | 1.3590 | 0.03968 | 234 | 166 | 52 | 16 |
522 | On who would wear the pants, they just skirted the issue. | 1.3590 | 0.04508 | 195 | 141 | 38 | 16 |
523 | Ana and Bob took their ancestry DNA results a bit too far | 1.3590 | 0.04104 | 234 | 169 | 46 | 19 |
524 | They've taken a viking to each other. | 1.3590 | 0.03827 | 234 | 163 | 58 | 13 |
525 | The difference is she WILL get to wear the dress again. | 1.3590 | 0.03968 | 234 | 166 | 52 | 16 |
526 | These Viking cruises take their weddings very seriously. | 1.3581 | 0.03930 | 229 | 161 | 54 | 14 |
527 | Wait until you see the buffet. | 1.3578 | 0.04082 | 232 | 167 | 47 | 18 |
528 | I think it's sweet they've decided neither of them will wear the pants in the family. | 1.3578 | 0.03943 | 232 | 164 | 53 | 15 |
529 | '....through black plague, pestilence and fiery catapults.....' | 1.3578 | 0.04261 | 232 | 171 | 39 | 22 |
530 | I tell you, Ruth, it's not true love. She just got carried away. | 1.3578 | 0.03749 | 232 | 160 | 61 | 11 |
531 | The matching fanny packs are where I draw the line. | 1.3578 | 0.04082 | 232 | 167 | 47 | 18 |
532 | Did he just say, 'For better or Norse'? | 1.3578 | 0.03798 | 232 | 161 | 59 | 12 |
533 | I really hope this is the last Game of Thrones-themed wedding I attend. | 1.3578 | 0.03895 | 232 | 163 | 55 | 14 |
534 | Silly question. Of course this will be in The Times! | 1.3578 | 0.04173 | 232 | 169 | 43 | 20 |
535 | I hear her last husband was an Anglo-Saxon | 1.3578 | 0.04036 | 232 | 166 | 49 | 17 |
536 | Did he just skip the part about anyone objecting? | 1.3565 | 0.03964 | 230 | 163 | 52 | 15 |
537 | Fanny packs are so slimming, don't you think? | 1.3565 | 0.04012 | 230 | 164 | 50 | 16 |
538 | After the ceremony they're sacking this church. | 1.3565 | 0.04197 | 230 | 168 | 42 | 20 |
539 | I hope the dinner isn’t Paleo, too!” | 1.3565 | 0.04059 | 230 | 165 | 48 | 17 |
540 | They're pillaging France on their honeymoon. | 1.3565 | 0.03964 | 230 | 163 | 52 | 15 |
541 | The food at the reception is paleo, too. | 1.3565 | 0.03964 | 230 | 163 | 52 | 15 |
542 | I like how they added 'pillage' to their vows. | 1.3556 | 0.03872 | 225 | 157 | 56 | 12 |
543 | She was a Packers fan before they met. | 1.3556 | 0.04023 | 225 | 160 | 50 | 15 |
544 | So they call each other, 'Hun' | 1.3556 | 0.04023 | 225 | 160 | 50 | 15 |
545 | Don't laugh, they could've been Packer fans. | 1.3553 | 0.04175 | 228 | 166 | 43 | 19 |
546 | History Channel dating app | 1.3553 | 0.03986 | 228 | 162 | 51 | 15 |
547 | Glacier aside, it was still a long engagement. | 1.3553 | 0.04129 | 228 | 165 | 45 | 18 |
548 | Long spear, short honeymoon. | 1.3553 | 0.03888 | 228 | 160 | 55 | 13 |
549 | What a shame about Carl impaling himself in rehearsal. Now you don’t have an escort. | 1.3543 | 0.03944 | 223 | 157 | 53 | 13 |
550 | They're going pillaging in Britain for their Honeymoon. | 1.3540 | 0.04008 | 226 | 161 | 50 | 15 |
551 | She told me that all the food for the reception was "locally sourced" | 1.3540 | 0.04057 | 226 | 162 | 48 | 16 |
552 | I heard his family is a bunch of barbarians. | 1.3540 | 0.03909 | 226 | 159 | 54 | 13 |
553 | I'm afraid there will be some putting asunder." | 1.3540 | 0.03959 | 226 | 160 | 52 | 14 |
554 | I'm more familiar with Viking funerals. | 1.3540 | 0.03959 | 226 | 160 | 52 | 14 |
555 | It was so romantic; he proposed in the glow of a burning village. | 1.3540 | 0.04200 | 226 | 165 | 42 | 19 |
556 | It's so rare to have a perfect spring day like this here in Minnesota. | 1.3535 | 0.04147 | 215 | 154 | 46 | 15 |
557 | He's Reform. | 1.3532 | 0.04346 | 201 | 145 | 41 | 15 |
558 | A marriage made in Valhalla. | 1.3532 | 0.04055 | 218 | 155 | 49 | 14 |
559 | I never thought I'd look back fondly on that zip-line wedding in Costa Rica. | 1.3532 | 0.04107 | 218 | 156 | 47 | 15 |
560 | If you tell me one more time that Vikings did not have horns on their helmets, I'll scream! | 1.3529 | 0.04266 | 221 | 162 | 40 | 19 |
561 | She was hoping for a big church wedding, but then he went and leveled the church. | 1.3529 | 0.04017 | 221 | 157 | 50 | 14 |
562 | I’m okay with the ‘for better’ part, but I don’t even want to think about ‘for worse.’ | 1.3527 | 0.04030 | 224 | 160 | 49 | 15 |
563 | The even registered at Nordstrom | 1.3527 | 0.04224 | 224 | 164 | 41 | 19 |
564 | They dated for ages! | 1.3527 | 0.04224 | 224 | 164 | 41 | 19 |
565 | The reception is paleo. | 1.3527 | 0.04030 | 224 | 160 | 49 | 15 |
566 | When I went out with him, he was pretty horny too. | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
567 | We're hoping the marriage lasts, and the renunciation of all technology is just a phase. | 1.3519 | 0.04183 | 216 | 156 | 44 | 16 |
568 | What time do we storm the reception? | 1.3514 | 0.03847 | 222 | 155 | 56 | 11 |
569 | Apparently she liked the way he pillages. | 1.3514 | 0.03899 | 222 | 156 | 54 | 12 |
570 | I don't know, but remember, they're both from Minnesota. | 1.3514 | 0.03951 | 222 | 157 | 52 | 13 |
571 | I love how she challenges gender norms by being the one with the sword. | 1.3514 | 0.03793 | 222 | 154 | 58 | 10 |
572 | I don't mean to question his commitment to her, but Lars once threw a spear at me too. | 1.3514 | 0.04002 | 222 | 158 | 50 | 14 |
573 | That other groomsman really should've held his peace. | 1.3514 | 0.04103 | 222 | 160 | 46 | 16 |
574 | Notice she's not wearing white? | 1.3514 | 0.04002 | 222 | 158 | 50 | 14 |
575 | I wondered why they registered at IKEA. | 1.3514 | 0.04201 | 222 | 162 | 42 | 18 |
576 | His dad owns a cruise line. | 1.3514 | 0.03793 | 222 | 154 | 58 | 10 |
577 | It's not over till the fat lady sings. | 1.3500 | 0.04275 | 220 | 162 | 39 | 19 |
578 | They’re going on a cruise, just as soon as they get 40 oarsmen lined up” | 1.3500 | 0.04076 | 220 | 158 | 47 | 15 |
579 | I hear the reception is strictly paleo. | 1.3500 | 0.03920 | 220 | 155 | 53 | 12 |
580 | I never noticed before, but Hjalmar has really tiny hands. | 1.3500 | 0.04025 | 220 | 157 | 49 | 14 |
581 | And the damn dinner is going to be paleo too. | 1.3500 | 0.04177 | 220 | 160 | 43 | 17 |
582 | They told their vegan friends not to bother coming to the reception. | 1.3486 | 0.04201 | 218 | 159 | 42 | 17 |
583 | It's about time they tied the knot, they've been together for eons.” | 1.3486 | 0.03833 | 218 | 152 | 56 | 10 |
584 | No, the weirdest part is that they're Packer fans. | 1.3486 | 0.04151 | 218 | 158 | 44 | 16 |
585 | I’m not telling them that you forgot the rings. | 1.3486 | 0.04048 | 218 | 156 | 48 | 14 |
586 | 'Til death do us part' suddenly sounds ominous. | 1.3474 | 0.04110 | 213 | 153 | 46 | 14 |
587 | It’s refreshing to see a couple who aren’t afraid of the inevitable conflicts. | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
588 | For their honeymoon they're going to North America. | 1.3472 | 0.04071 | 216 | 155 | 47 | 14 |
589 | I’m afraid this relationship isn’t going to work....neither one wants to wear the pants. | 1.3472 | 0.04277 | 216 | 159 | 39 | 18 |
590 | If you think this is elaborate, you should see their funerals. | 1.3472 | 0.04277 | 216 | 159 | 39 | 18 |
591 | The nose ring belonged to her grandmother. | 1.3472 | 0.04227 | 216 | 158 | 41 | 17 |
592 | Hopefully the reception has fewer blood sacrifices than the rehearsal dinner. | 1.3472 | 0.04227 | 216 | 158 | 41 | 17 |
593 | I heard they fight a lot. | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
594 | Viking burials are a blast too | 1.3472 | 0.04018 | 216 | 154 | 49 | 13 |
595 | They met at my son's bar mitzvah. | 1.3472 | 0.04018 | 216 | 154 | 49 | 13 |
596 | She recently found out that she was 1% Viking on ancestry.com... | 1.3472 | 0.04071 | 216 | 155 | 47 | 14 |
597 | They’ll make a beautiful horde | 1.3472 | 0.03909 | 216 | 152 | 53 | 11 |
598 | They haven’t been themselves since Comic Con | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
599 | They're Orthodox. | 1.3472 | 0.04461 | 193 | 141 | 37 | 15 |
600 | Actually they didn't meet on the internet. | 1.3458 | 0.04148 | 214 | 155 | 44 | 15 |
601 | Can you believe he voted for Trump? | 1.3458 | 0.04404 | 214 | 160 | 34 | 20 |
602 | They've been together for, like, a thousand years. | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
603 | Did he just say 'rape and pillage'?" | 1.3451 | 0.05478 | 142 | 107 | 21 | 14 |
604 | Viking themes are so last year. Aztec would have been just right. Well, what can you expect? They’re from Minnesota. | 1.3443 | 0.04172 | 212 | 154 | 43 | 15 |
605 | If anyone dare show cause why this couple cannot be lawfully joined together in matrimony, let them speak and, and run like hell. | 1.3443 | 0.04172 | 212 | 154 | 43 | 15 |
606 | Finally a bride's maid gig with comfortable shoes! | 1.3443 | 0.04225 | 212 | 155 | 41 | 16 |
607 | I guess no one wears the pants in this family. | 1.3443 | 0.03719 | 212 | 146 | 59 | 7 |
608 | We'll it's better than a Viking funeral... | 1.3443 | 0.04172 | 212 | 154 | 43 | 15 |
609 | When he finds out she's turning vegetarian. fur's gonna fly. | 1.3443 | 0.03895 | 212 | 149 | 53 | 10 |
610 | Is this your first paleo wedding? | 1.3443 | 0.04118 | 212 | 153 | 45 | 14 |
611 | The Valkyries are planning a big reception. | 1.3443 | 0.04064 | 212 | 152 | 47 | 13 |
612 | I hope they don't take the "till death do us part" thing too seriously. | 1.3443 | 0.04064 | 212 | 152 | 47 | 13 |
613 | Don’t tell Bridezilla, but I’m wearing underwear. | 1.3429 | 0.04251 | 210 | 154 | 40 | 16 |
614 | We had to buy these dresses----and SHE shows up in buckskins?? | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
615 | I doubt anyone will object. | 1.3429 | 0.04142 | 210 | 152 | 44 | 14 |
616 | Can you count her sword as something borrowed, if she took it off a dead body? | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
617 | I never really noticed that it was "For better, for Norse". | 1.3429 | 0.04511 | 210 | 159 | 30 | 21 |
618 | She changed him, he’s become such a better listener. | 1.3429 | 0.04304 | 210 | 155 | 38 | 17 |
619 | Weary and disgruntled, we are gathered here today... | 1.3429 | 0.04142 | 210 | 152 | 44 | 14 |
620 | I'm surprised as anyone. She's a pillager, he's more of a plunderer. | 1.3429 | 0.04251 | 210 | 154 | 40 | 16 |
621 | I'm going to pass on catching the "bouquet" | 1.3429 | 0.03974 | 210 | 149 | 50 | 11 |
622 | They wanted to get married after Act 1 because he kills her in Act 2. | 1.3429 | 0.04251 | 210 | 154 | 40 | 16 |
623 | You try telling her that the sword toss isn’t going to be a big hit. | 1.3429 | 0.04304 | 210 | 155 | 38 | 17 |
624 | For their honeymoon, they’re going to pillage The Hamptons. | 1.3429 | 0.03974 | 210 | 149 | 50 | 11 |
625 | All this time I thought she was an Packers fan | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
626 | I humbly suggest that everyone simply opt to hold their peace. | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
627 | So you're saying "ring bear" wasn't a typo? | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
628 | Do you think something from Ikea would be too on the nose? | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
629 | You should see Bob's man cave. | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
630 | They are way too into Game of Thrones. | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
631 | You may now smash your bride over the head and drag her to your tent. | 1.3413 | 0.04384 | 208 | 155 | 35 | 18 |
632 | My bet is that death will do them part pretty darn soon. | 1.3413 | 0.04167 | 208 | 151 | 43 | 14 |
633 | She said, “For better or Norse.” | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
634 | I still don’t think they’re right for each other. | 1.3413 | 0.04222 | 208 | 152 | 41 | 15 |
635 | I would ask at this time if anyone present objects, but it would appear that all the objectors are no longer with us. | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
636 | She eviscerated a goat on their first date, and he's been smitten ever since. | 1.3413 | 0.04556 | 167 | 120 | 37 | 10 |
637 | Finally! They’ve been dating for ever. | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
638 | You may now drag the bride, by her hair, to the wedding suite. | 1.3398 | 0.04358 | 206 | 153 | 36 | 17 |
639 | Are they really rowing to Scotland for their honeymoon? | 1.3398 | 0.04078 | 206 | 148 | 46 | 12 |
640 | I'll give it three raids, tops | 1.3398 | 0.04019 | 206 | 147 | 48 | 11 |
641 | The third groomsman is in Valhalla - after unsuccessfully challenging the groom for the bride. | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
642 | I, Hallgerd The Nearsighted, take you Olaf The Ugly..." | 1.3398 | 0.04412 | 206 | 154 | 34 | 18 |
643 | ...to hunt and to gather, in sickness and in health... | 1.3398 | 0.04078 | 206 | 148 | 46 | 12 |
644 | They were on NordicTracks when they first met. | 1.3398 | 0.04192 | 206 | 150 | 42 | 14 |
645 | What do you mean obey" | 1.3398 | 0.04248 | 206 | 151 | 40 | 15 |
646 | Do you vow to slaughter your enemies, with no mercy, in sickness and in health? | 1.3383 | 0.04261 | 201 | 147 | 40 | 14 |
647 | Yes, I tied the cans on...but I don't think they'll have the intended effect behind the boat. | 1.3382 | 0.04160 | 204 | 148 | 43 | 13 |
648 | I heard it was love at first fight. | 1.3382 | 0.04042 | 204 | 146 | 47 | 11 |
649 | If so, please respond by saying ‘you betcha.’ | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
650 | In their world it takes a pillage to raise a child..... | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
651 | I know a reason they shouldn't be wed, but I'm not going to risk an injury. | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
652 | She told me he was almost always horny, but I didn't realize she meant it this way | 1.3382 | 0.04042 | 204 | 146 | 47 | 11 |
653 | It's quite a saga. | 1.3382 | 0.04160 | 204 | 148 | 43 | 13 |
654 | I think this one is forever. Between them, they killed all of each other's former love interests, and I don't see that passion letting up. | 1.3373 | 0.04800 | 166 | 123 | 30 | 13 |
655 | He got her at a raid. | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
656 | When I wore calfskin on my wedding day, it meant something. | 1.3367 | 0.04106 | 199 | 143 | 45 | 11 |
657 | They met at Harvard Law School | 1.3367 | 0.04684 | 199 | 153 | 25 | 21 |
658 | I still say she could have plundered a better man. | 1.3354 | 0.04658 | 161 | 117 | 34 | 10 |
659 | I think the ministers glasses make him look ridiculous. | 1.3351 | 0.04533 | 191 | 143 | 32 | 16 |
660 | It will never work. He's a Viking and she is a Packer. | 1.3333 | 0.04414 | 198 | 148 | 34 | 16 |
661 | When they said it was a destination wedding, I thought, 'Minnesota?' | 1.3333 | 0.04356 | 198 | 147 | 36 | 15 |
662 | The prenup gives her half of whatever he pillages and plunders. | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
663 | I can't believe she's carrying on her wedding day. | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
664 | Well here's another dress I will never wear again. | 1.3333 | 0.04113 | 198 | 143 | 44 | 11 |
665 | She made him wear the helmet to cover his bald spot. | 1.3333 | 0.04553 | 186 | 139 | 32 | 15 |
666 | After we plunder the reception line, let's pillage the buffet. | 1.3333 | 0.04403 | 195 | 145 | 35 | 15 |
667 | He had her at 'lusty wench'" | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
668 | Always the wenchmaid never the wench. | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 195 | 140 | 45 | 10 |
669 | They met at a football game in Minnesota." | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 195 | 140 | 45 | 10 |
670 | Tinder? No, they met on Tundra. | 1.3333 | 0.04342 | 195 | 144 | 37 | 14 |
671 | Are you wearing bear skin? I thought only the mother of the bride could wear bear skin. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
672 | The third groomsman is conquering the reception venue. | 1.3333 | 0.04113 | 198 | 143 | 44 | 11 |
673 | I’ve heard he’s not much with the spear, if you know what I mean. | 1.3333 | 0.04051 | 198 | 142 | 46 | 10 |
674 | And we had to buy dresses. | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
675 | Only a Green Bay Packers fan would object to this union. | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
676 | He went to Jårøjd. | 1.3333 | 0.03987 | 198 | 141 | 48 | 9 |
677 | Two Norsemen of the apocalypse. | 1.3333 | 0.04472 | 198 | 149 | 32 | 17 |
678 | Me? No, I’m taken. I hope YOU catch the sword this time! | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
679 | They wanted to get married in Norway, but then decided they could have a traditional wedding right here in Minnesota. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
680 | My husband is also a bit of weekend warrior. | 1.3333 | 0.03856 | 198 | 139 | 52 | 7 |
681 | This is why I steer clear of those genealogy websites! | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
682 | The third groomsman left early to go discover America. | 1.3333 | 0.04356 | 198 | 147 | 36 | 15 |
683 | I can’t believe I dated him in high school. | 1.3333 | 0.04375 | 189 | 139 | 37 | 13 |
684 | Who wears fanny-pack to a wedding? | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
685 | This is nothing, wait till they release the dragons. | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
686 | This is my first Orthodox Hun wedding. | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
687 | You may drag the bride. | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
688 | I heard she had to make sacrifices. | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
689 | They really are cut from the same loincloth. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
690 | Minnesota football fans sometimes take it too far. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
691 | Always a brudepike, never a skaldmaer | 1.3316 | 0.04432 | 193 | 144 | 34 | 15 |
692 | They agreed that nobody would wear the pants in their family. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
693 | She's holding their prenup. | 1.3316 | 0.03914 | 193 | 136 | 50 | 7 |
694 | I'm only here for the grog. | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
695 | Hmm... 'Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women' don't seem like wedding vows to me, but maybe I'm old-fashioned. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
696 | In my opinion, 5 goats was too high a price, although she did agree to throw in the sword. | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
697 | Well, they say love conquers all. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
698 | I told that other groomsman NOT to object! | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
699 | I so admire them for living off the grid. | 1.3316 | 0.03914 | 193 | 136 | 50 | 7 |
700 | I think they've taken the Paleo Diet a little too far. | 1.3316 | 0.04291 | 190 | 139 | 39 | 12 |
701 | They're really into the Make Marriage Great Again movement. | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
702 | Well it’s a step up...the last guy was a real Neanderthal | 1.3313 | 0.04610 | 163 | 119 | 34 | 10 |
703 | Do you, Sigurðr the Fearless, take Freya Gunhilda Roðrhurthrindiorðrgregunthalðr to be your lawfully wedded... what do you guys call it again? | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
704 | I hear the reception is at all of our homes. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
705 | I hear he's taking her on a Viking cruise for their honeymoon. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
706 | Always a bridesmaid, never a battle-axe. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
707 | But do nomads ever really settle down?" | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
708 | I guess fur is back in. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
709 | It won't last. She's paleo but he's actually vegan. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
710 | 'I hope their marriage can endure season seven.' | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
711 | Yeah, this is pretty lame – but his funeral should be worth seeing! | 1.3298 | 0.04399 | 191 | 142 | 35 | 14 |
712 | Expectations are a little lower when it's a second marriage. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
713 | Do you take this sea roving, plundering, rapist pirate to be your lawful wedded husband “ | 1.3298 | 0.04461 | 191 | 143 | 33 | 15 |
714 | Did you know that they met on the Plundr app? | 1.3298 | 0.04336 | 191 | 141 | 37 | 13 |
715 | I’m starting to regret the time machine. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
716 | You think this is something, you should have seen her grandfather's funeral! | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
717 | He's upgrading. His last wife was a battle axe. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
718 | They never should have done those DNA tests. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
719 | I told her, "he's not that bad, it's not like he has horns." And now this. | 1.3297 | 0.04159 | 185 | 133 | 43 | 9 |
720 | Can you believe it? She’s only been divorced from Conan for six months” | 1.3294 | 0.04703 | 170 | 127 | 30 | 13 |
721 | It's not just viking funerals anymore. My nephew's having a viking Bar Mitzvah next month. | 1.3280 | 0.04491 | 189 | 142 | 32 | 15 |
722 | I used to date Thor, but he made me tho thor I could barely pith. | 1.3280 | 0.04735 | 189 | 146 | 24 | 19 |
723 | You think this is hot? You should see their funerals. | 1.3280 | 0.04491 | 189 | 142 | 32 | 15 |
724 | He's a viking and she's a barbarian, but I think they'll make it work. | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
725 | I always thought she meant he was a big football fan | 1.3280 | 0.04491 | 189 | 142 | 32 | 15 |
726 | You didn't get the 'it's a themed wedding' email either? | 1.3280 | 0.04428 | 189 | 141 | 34 | 14 |
727 | I understand they've been dating since 1066. | 1.3280 | 0.04364 | 189 | 140 | 36 | 13 |
728 | If anyone has objections, speak your last words now or forever hold your peace. | 1.3280 | 0.04299 | 189 | 139 | 38 | 12 |
729 | She hasn't told him yet that she wants to move to Green Bay. | 1.3280 | 0.04299 | 189 | 139 | 38 | 12 |
730 | Honeymoon's on Viking Cruises | 1.3280 | 0.04553 | 189 | 143 | 30 | 16 |
731 | You get the sword this time. | 1.3280 | 0.04098 | 189 | 136 | 44 | 9 |
732 | I'm fine with themed weddings but the Viking appliances on the registry was a bit overboard | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
733 | I thought she said she took a LIKING to him. | 1.3280 | 0.04299 | 189 | 139 | 38 | 12 |
734 | Frankly, I find the funerals much more exciting. | 1.3280 | 0.04491 | 189 | 142 | 32 | 15 |
735 | He needs to speed it up. We only have the costumes until 5 | 1.3280 | 0.04428 | 189 | 141 | 34 | 14 |
736 | It's a match made in heathen. | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
737 | They met on a blind pillage. | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
738 | I hear their fights are epic. | 1.3280 | 0.04028 | 189 | 135 | 46 | 8 |
739 | We’ll skip the ‘speak now’ portion of the ceremony | 1.3280 | 0.04364 | 189 | 140 | 36 | 13 |
740 | Not the kind of storybook wedding I'd envisioned. | 1.3280 | 0.04299 | 189 | 139 | 38 | 12 |
741 | Has anyone seen the Ring Bear? | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
742 | Do you think we're overdressed? | 1.3280 | 0.04299 | 189 | 139 | 38 | 12 |
743 | She says they’re a match made in Valhalla, but he’s just horny. | 1.3280 | 0.04491 | 189 | 142 | 32 | 15 |
744 | Well I suppose that explains the longship that's been moored at the marina since Tuesday. | 1.3280 | 0.03958 | 189 | 134 | 48 | 7 |
745 | Now I know why she said he is so horny. | 1.3280 | 0.04098 | 189 | 136 | 44 | 9 |
746 | It’s a match made in Valhalla. | 1.3274 | 0.04586 | 168 | 124 | 33 | 11 |
747 | I say it lasts until the next invasion. | 1.3274 | 0.04427 | 168 | 122 | 37 | 9 |
748 | I love the part where they exchange edged weapons. | 1.3262 | 0.04052 | 187 | 134 | 45 | 8 |
749 | The sexism of hideous wear-one-time bridesmaid dresses, that’s what’s barbarian. | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
750 | Do you think they'll call each other Hun? | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
751 | I offered to read their vows but they said they would be runed. | 1.3262 | 0.04191 | 187 | 136 | 41 | 10 |
752 | Speak Norse or forever hold your peace. | 1.3262 | 0.04259 | 187 | 137 | 39 | 11 |
753 | They're giving each other practical gifts. He's paying off her student loans, and she's made a down payment on a boat for his funeral. | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
754 | Theme or no theme, it’s still a Jewish wedding. He agreed to the Huppa. | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
755 | They met when the glacier melted | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
756 | She said she wanted an old-fashioned wedding. | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
757 | They met at IKEA... | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
758 | I thought they said 'HIKING' outfits! | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
759 | Do you think she'll change her last name to "the Red"? | 1.3262 | 0.04052 | 187 | 134 | 45 | 8 |
760 | One of the groomsmen blabbed about dating her. | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
761 | She's only marrying him for his loot. | 1.3262 | 0.04392 | 187 | 139 | 35 | 13 |
762 | This is my first same-sect wedding. | 1.3262 | 0.04521 | 187 | 141 | 31 | 15 |
763 | In this case it’s “for better, for Norse” | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
764 | In about five years, those two will be ancient history. | 1.3262 | 0.04122 | 187 | 135 | 43 | 9 |
765 | Dearly behemoth... | 1.3262 | 0.04647 | 187 | 143 | 27 | 17 |
766 | Is there anyone left to contest this union? | 1.3258 | 0.04751 | 178 | 136 | 26 | 16 |
767 | Hey...wait a minute...isn't being twins a "reason these two may not be joined in holy matrimony?" | 1.3256 | 0.04583 | 172 | 128 | 32 | 12 |
768 | It was the only way he'd agree to a Viking cruise for the honeymoon. | 1.3253 | 0.04619 | 166 | 123 | 32 | 11 |
769 | I don't mind a destination wedding, but I think time travel is too much to ask. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
770 | I heard he had a “big spear” but this isn’t what I imagined. | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
771 | My cousin Beatrice said, "Oh no, you don't need to bring a shield". Well, guess who is conveniently not here. | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
772 | I'm just hoping they have utensils at the reception. | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
773 | Frankly, I think they're taking taking this genetic heritage stuff way too seriously..... | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
774 | They were unfrozen on different continents, but matched on "actualvikingsonly.com". | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
775 | Actually the sword is borrowed. I have no idea what's blue. | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
776 | I saw what they did to the other groomsman. | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
777 | She advertised for a horny old man. | 1.3243 | 0.04487 | 185 | 139 | 32 | 14 |
778 | I see that you're Bjorn again." | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
779 | The reception's got five different types of mead! | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
780 | Do I have time to change my shoes before we storm the castle? | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
781 | When she tosses the sword, I am outta here. | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
782 | When she told me her fiancé was horny, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
783 | They're both Visigoths, but they call each other 'Hun.' | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
784 | How embarrassing — I bought her a djöfull hamar, but I see she already has one. | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
785 | The matching coin purses really bring it all together. | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
786 | I brought my own cutlery for the reception. | 1.3243 | 0.04487 | 185 | 139 | 32 | 14 |
787 | It’s his second pillage, her first. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
788 | He doesn't have any friends. They found these two guys selling popcorn in the theater. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
789 | If she tosses the sword, you can have it. | 1.3243 | 0.03929 | 185 | 131 | 48 | 6 |
790 | His pillaging days are over. | 1.3243 | 0.04552 | 185 | 140 | 30 | 15 |
791 | She stepped on his spear at yoga and the rest is history. | 1.3232 | 0.04811 | 164 | 124 | 27 | 13 |
792 | He's bigger than he looks in the comic strip. | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
793 | Why give a nice present? Ninety percent of receptions get pillaged in the first hour. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
794 | You gotta be careful when she tosses her sword. | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
795 | I understand Minnesota picked up his option. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
796 | Sorry you missed the bachelorette party. We ended up invading England. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
797 | Wait, we don’t get to put them in a boat and light it on fire? | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
798 | No one commits to a diet like Brittany and Todd! | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
799 | He could be more refined, but he has loads of plunder. | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
800 | Dearly beloved, we are hunted/gathered here today... | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
801 | Do you think the buffet will be kosher? | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
802 | Which one has to kill the goat? | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
803 | So that's what black tie optional means | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
804 | Be careful during the Hora. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
805 | The "until death do you part" may come a little sooner than it usually does. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
806 | Why are bridesmaid's dresses always so hideous? | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
807 | I think we're overdressed. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
808 | If you ask me, they're both compensating for something. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
809 | He converted. | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
810 | You may now plunder the church. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
811 | She took a liking to the Viking. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
812 | You're not losing a daughter you're gaining a Hun | 1.3224 | 0.04649 | 183 | 140 | 27 | 16 |
813 | I give it three raids. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
814 | Pillager? He hardly knows her! | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
815 | Well at least it's not a shotgun wedding. | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
816 | These Minnesota weddings are getting out of hand. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
817 | If anyone has any objections to marriage, please forever hold your peace.” | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
818 | I can't wait until they cut the cake. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
819 | I heard there'll be a paleo smorgasbord at the reception. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
820 | You should see the cave she'll be living in. | 1.3224 | 0.04584 | 183 | 139 | 29 | 15 |
821 | They're definitely a Viking River Cruise honeymoon. | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
822 | You throw the offal and I'll tie the flagons to the barge. | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
823 | They needed a way to justify serving pickled fish at the reception. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
824 | He better guard his loot, she’s from the wrong side of the fjord. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
825 | I bet they are registered at IKEA | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
826 | If there’s anyone who objects to this marriage, run! | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
827 | For their honeymoon they plan to sack Shelter Island. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
828 | They're taking this Viking heritage thing too far - it was only three percent! | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
829 | as a couple they are very combatable | 1.3224 | 0.04584 | 183 | 139 | 29 | 15 |
830 | She’s still not letting him buy the boat. | 1.3224 | 0.04584 | 183 | 139 | 29 | 15 |
831 | You weren’t kidding about them being old fashioned | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
832 | She said it makes “‘Til death do us part,” seem more achievable. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
833 | I heard they booked a Viking cruise for their honeymoon. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
834 | His ex was a real battle-axe. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
835 | I'm glad they finally caved in! | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
836 | Does “Arrrgh” mean “I do “ ? | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
837 | This is nothing! Wait 'til you see the dinner menu! | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
838 | I give it six months or at best till Gotterdammerung. | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
839 | I just wonder why they waited so long. | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
840 | It's not a real Game of Thrones themed wedding unless we're all murdered afterwards | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
841 | Do you promise to love and cherish until it's time to send your flaming corpse into sea... | 1.3224 | 0.04584 | 183 | 139 | 29 | 15 |
842 | It's more a hammer throw than a bouquet toss. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
843 | I always bawl at the 'blood oath' part. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
844 | This will set marriage back a thousand years | 1.3224 | 0.03950 | 183 | 130 | 47 | 6 |
845 | I hope the Nibelung don’t expect their ring back. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
846 | I lost three fingers trying to catch the sword at her last wedding. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
847 | That’s it! I’m giving this longship single’s cruise a shot! | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
848 | I hear her first husband was a real barbarian. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
849 | Apparently, they're old school - very old school. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
850 | I hereby pronounce you Goth and Visigoth, you may now smash your mouths together. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
851 | I love these genderfluid weddings where no one will wear the pants in the family. | 1.3218 | 0.04610 | 174 | 131 | 30 | 13 |
852 | They met in Minnesota. | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
853 | She should've run him through while she had a chance. | 1.3204 | 0.04616 | 181 | 138 | 28 | 15 |
854 | They said it was love at first pillage. | 1.3204 | 0.03973 | 181 | 129 | 46 | 6 |
855 | I'm here for the ale and mead. | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
856 | And do you, Brunhilde the Conqueror, take this man, Lars the Impaler, to live, love, loot and pillage with 'til the fires of Valhalla bear you away? | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
857 | At least it isn't a shotgun wedding | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
858 | I hear they're going to pillage Saxony for their honeymoon. | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
859 | Viking, I thought you said a vegan wedding. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
860 | Turns our Hagar really wasn't all that horrible. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
861 | Their weddings are fun, but their funerals are brutal. | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
862 | I thought you said it was a Viking Cruise wedding? | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
863 | And do you, Siglinde, promise to cleave unto Thorgod, and I mean that in the best possible way. | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
864 | Did you see the size of that rock?!?! | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
865 | Their honeymoon? On a Viking cruise, of course. | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
866 | Neanderthal . . .on his mother's side. | 1.3204 | 0.04049 | 181 | 130 | 44 | 7 |
867 | Good thing she let us pick our own bridesmaid dresses | 1.3204 | 0.04124 | 181 | 131 | 42 | 8 |
868 | I couldn't find severed heads, so i got us bouquets. | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
869 | Oh yes, they DO take the 'til death do us part' very seriously. | 1.3204 | 0.04049 | 181 | 130 | 44 | 7 |
870 | The reception will include a Viking raid on the coast of Brittany. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
871 | And then he says I yabba-dabba-do. | 1.3202 | 0.04463 | 178 | 133 | 33 | 12 |
872 | Do you take each other to have and to hold, to maim and slaughter, in sickness and in famine, until death do everyone depart?" | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
873 | We all know she wears the horns in this relationship. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
874 | And I promise to love, honour, obey and beat off all contenders with sword and club. | 1.3182 | 0.04565 | 176 | 133 | 30 | 13 |
875 | I'm not looking forward to the reception. | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
876 | What airline did you say lost their luggage? | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
877 | I’ve heard they fight all the time. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
878 | I wonder if she's told him she's originally from Green Bay. | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
879 | She tells me they're honeymooning in Minnesota. | 1.3182 | 0.04493 | 176 | 132 | 32 | 12 |
880 | The reception pillage is always quite nice. | 1.3182 | 0.04194 | 176 | 128 | 40 | 8 |
881 | They met on one of those Viking Ocean cruises. | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
882 | Count me out when she throws what is obviously not the bouquet. | 1.3161 | 0.04298 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
883 | Good luck pronouncing them Tryggvi and Cnut. | 1.3161 | 0.04141 | 174 | 126 | 41 | 7 |
884 | I wish their registry had been more specific than "English Countryside" | 1.3161 | 0.04375 | 174 | 129 | 35 | 10 |
885 | Why are all the good ones taken. | 1.3161 | 0.04450 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
886 | Just wait. I GUARANTEE he'll be here shortly shouting, 'Elaine!!' | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
887 | Honeymooning on a Viking Cruise, what else? | 1.3161 | 0.04220 | 174 | 127 | 39 | 8 |
888 | Do you, Thor, promise to give up rape and pillage and promise to barbeque and do dishes? | 1.3161 | 0.04669 | 174 | 133 | 27 | 14 |
889 | When do they stomp on the glass? | 1.3161 | 0.04597 | 174 | 132 | 29 | 13 |
890 | I hear they're spending their honeymoon on a Viking cruise | 1.3155 | 0.04712 | 168 | 128 | 27 | 13 |
891 | Plunderful Wedding. | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
892 | They met while pillaging. | 1.3140 | 0.04084 | 172 | 124 | 42 | 6 |
893 | If anyone knows any reason these two should not be joined in matrimony, unsheathe your weapon, let cry a blood-curdling scream and charge full-speed towards the podium, or forever hold your peace. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
894 | I can't wait for the cake cutting. | 1.3140 | 0.04084 | 172 | 124 | 42 | 6 |
895 | For their honeymoon, they're going to pillage a small town in Hawaii. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
896 | They'll be pillaging this fall near New Brunswick." | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
897 | I swear she said "I love biking". | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
898 | So, I guess he's not so horrible after all. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
899 | They did that ancestry thing | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
900 | This is going to be one epic wedding. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
901 | I hear she’s already been pillaged. | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
902 | Stand back when he stomps on the wine glass. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
903 | They found out through 23andMe that he’s 51% Scandinavian and she’s 75% cosplay. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
904 | And it’s an exact replica of the Kushner’s huppah | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
905 | I never thought she would find the right man. | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
906 | Her tunic is stunning. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
907 | She warned Reginald not to insist he was the best man... | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
908 | They're really taking the battle of the sexes seriously. | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
909 | I didn't realize Jane was Vikish | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
910 | One thing for sure, she's definitely not marrying a Renaissance man. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
911 | They did say that it was black tie 'optional.' | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
912 | I know they're excited about their honeymoon, but I think they misunderstand what really happens on a Viking River Cruise. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
913 | No heels, great idea. No underwear, bad idea. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
914 | That summer in Norway really made an impact. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
915 | She's already giving him hun-do lists. | 1.3121 | 0.04517 | 141 | 102 | 34 | 5 |
916 | This is so wrong, she is supposed to have the spear. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
917 | I guess animal skins don't come in white. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
918 | Notice the Norse trollop is not wearing white. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
919 | I can't believe she didn't understand which way to swipe on Tinder. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
920 | I think they'll be disappointed by their Viking Cruise honeymoon. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
921 | That’s just great. These bridesmaid dresses were crazy expensive, and she gets away with showing up in the same animal skin tunic she wore at her first wedding. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
922 | What happens in Valhalla stays in Valhalla. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
923 | I hear the post wedding dinner is going to be a smorgasbord. | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
924 | Did you know she was left handed? | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
925 | I, too, was surprised Vera Wang does bear skin. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
926 | Theme weddings are even worse than Destination weddings | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
927 | Longest dating couple ever. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
928 | The bouquet toss is gonna be a doozy. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
929 | Die hard Minnesota Vikings fans | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
930 | Even Ragnar can't pull off a man purse. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
931 | A real Viking wouldn’t wear horns. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
932 | Their vows just seem so arcane. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
933 | This is the third theme wedding I have been in this year! | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
934 | You think this is embarrassing? Try being a JETS fan. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
935 | How long until death does them part? | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
936 | I’m her sis, and though you may not believe this, he’s a catch. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
937 | They met in a Paleo cooking class. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
938 | What do you think of these time traveler destination weddings? | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
939 | They met on a longship cruise. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
940 | Well, that’s what happens when you tell Alexa to order “striking” wedding clothes. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
941 | There was a mixup at the baggage carousel | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
942 | They're gonna kill on the dance floor. | 1.3118 | 0.04663 | 170 | 130 | 27 | 13 |
943 | It all started on a paleo diet dating site | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
944 | I'm glad she picked Game of Thrones for the theme, she was considering Naked and Afraid. | 1.3114 | 0.04722 | 167 | 128 | 26 | 13 |
945 | She had us spend hundreds of dollars on these dresses and she wore that? | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
946 | I won't cry at this wedding, I just hope they don't kill each other. | 1.3095 | 0.04621 | 168 | 128 | 28 | 12 |
947 | Did she just vow 'For Better or Norse'? | 1.3095 | 0.04543 | 168 | 127 | 30 | 11 |
948 | If anyone knows why these two should not be joined in Holy Matrimony, speak now but keep in mind: her sword and his spear were sharpened moments before this ceremony. | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
949 | These 23 and Me-inspired weddings are getting out of hand. | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
950 | Well . . . she finally caved! | 1.3095 | 0.04543 | 168 | 127 | 30 | 11 |
951 | I thought she said he was striking, not Viking. | 1.3095 | 0.04218 | 168 | 123 | 38 | 7 |
952 | It has been my experience these blood weddings don't last. | 1.3095 | 0.04697 | 168 | 129 | 26 | 13 |
953 | I plan to repurpose this dress as mulch.” | 1.3095 | 0.04847 | 168 | 131 | 22 | 15 |
954 | Can you believe I almost wore the same outfit as the bride? | 1.3095 | 0.04621 | 168 | 128 | 28 | 12 |
955 | Did he say "broadsword" or "broad's sword"? | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
956 | I thought she was marrying the one with the hammer. | 1.3095 | 0.04132 | 168 | 122 | 40 | 6 |
957 | They've written their own battle cries. | 1.3091 | 0.04518 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
958 | See Marge, Something good can come from climate change. | 1.3087 | 0.04847 | 149 | 113 | 26 | 10 |
959 | Well, they seem prepared for anyone who can't hold their peace. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
960 | They’ve decided to go on a Viking Cruise for their honeymoon. | 1.3072 | 0.04654 | 166 | 127 | 27 | 12 |
961 | The funerals are more exciting. | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
962 | Which bridesmaid will catch the sword? | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
963 | I never thought she'd fall in love with a corporate raider! | 1.3072 | 0.04157 | 166 | 121 | 39 | 6 |
964 | At my wedding Ralph was a Klingon and I was a Vulcan. | 1.3072 | 0.04157 | 166 | 121 | 39 | 6 |
965 | All I know is that she met him on Tinder and told me he was horny | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
966 | This is the third time she's forsaken all others. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
967 | They're invading England right after the ceremony | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
968 | What's with the purse? | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
969 | You don't think it's Stockholm syndrome? | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
970 | When she texted me about the ring and the white Norse I thought it was a typo. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
971 | They are hardcore Vikings fans, that's why. | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
972 | This is the second marriage for each of them. They know what to expect. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
973 | I heard it's an open mead bar. | 1.3072 | 0.04654 | 166 | 127 | 27 | 12 |
974 | It’s stunning. She’s not registered at Amazon. | 1.3072 | 0.04575 | 166 | 126 | 29 | 11 |
975 | Cummerbunds AND vests on the groomsmen? Tacky... | 1.3072 | 0.04732 | 166 | 128 | 25 | 13 |
976 | I wonder what will happen to his 'man cave' now that they are married." | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
977 | This was a long time coming. | 1.3072 | 0.04157 | 166 | 121 | 39 | 6 |
978 | I think they have a lot in common! | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
979 | She looks fat in that bearskin. | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
980 | I'm not really into cosplay, but he did get her a Viking range. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
981 | I won’t be running to catch her bouquet | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
982 | At least SHE can wear it again! | 1.3049 | 0.03999 | 164 | 118 | 42 | 4 |
983 | I got them a stove. | 1.3049 | 0.04845 | 164 | 128 | 22 | 14 |
984 | I can't wait to see the bride slice the cake with her sword. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
985 | I hate these time travel destination weddings. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
986 | They both smiled when he said "till death do us part". | 1.3049 | 0.04767 | 164 | 127 | 24 | 13 |
987 | I hear that after this they're going pillaging in Hawaii. | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
988 | The Bride insisted we had to wear these ridiculous clothes. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
989 | I'm not staying for the reception. You? | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
990 | They hold the record for "longest engagement ever". | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
991 | Not sure having the wedding on a Viking River Cruise was a good idea. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
992 | You should have seen them before marriage counseling! | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
993 | I know Viking Funerals get all the fanfare, but this is lovely, too. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
994 | I'm so glad she talked him out of Star Wars garb. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
995 | And do you promise to love, honor and obey until one of you is cremated on a burning ship? | 1.3049 | 0.04845 | 164 | 128 | 22 | 14 |
996 | Do you promise to rape, pillage and plunder together as long as you shall live? | 1.3049 | 0.04767 | 164 | 127 | 24 | 13 |
997 | and now you enter the Game of Marriage | 1.3049 | 0.04688 | 164 | 126 | 26 | 12 |
998 | Theme wedding? or Met Gala wannabes? | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
999 | He needs a green card. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1000 | It's about time, they have been dating for centuries. | 1.3049 | 0.04688 | 164 | 126 | 26 | 12 |
1001 | I think Viking Cruises has taken it a bit too far. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1002 | They're sacking England for the honeymoon. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1003 | I think I'm going to skip the bouquet toss. | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
1004 | I think they went too far with the paleo diet. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1005 | I hope she doesn't regret converting. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1006 | She's born again, he's going to Valhalla. | 1.3043 | 0.04749 | 161 | 124 | 25 | 12 |
1007 | I now pronounce you very strange. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1008 | These destination weddings are getting out of hand. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1009 | Do you know if Hagar has a brother? | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1010 | Is this your first Norwegian wedding? | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1011 | Check out the size of that rock on her finger! | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1012 | Word is all the mead you can drink at the reception. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1013 | She settled. | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1014 | You may now toot his horns. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
1015 | Oh sure, they get to wear comfortable clothes. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1016 | Don't you just love an old-fashioned wedding? | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1017 | “For their honeymoon they’re invading Europe.” | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
1018 | Instead of a limo, they rented a yak. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1019 | He raided Jared. | 1.2994 | 0.04905 | 157 | 123 | 21 | 13 |
1020 | She really holds the sword in their relationship | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1021 | Is that Fred or Barney? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1022 | So romantic, getting married at half-time. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1023 | Finally...they've been engaged for 1100 years. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1024 | So when did "something sharp" replace old, new, borrowed and blue? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1025 | On their first date she asked him, "What's in YOUR wallet; and he said, "A condom." She decided that qualified him as a feminist, and she proposed. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1026 | Can you believe she said "yes to the dress" ? | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1027 | They are honeymooning in Stonehenge. | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
1028 | Her wedding dress still looks better than what we are wearing. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1029 | On the bright side, Astrid's Ikea gown only cost $14.95 and it will still fit in 20 years. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1030 | After the fat lady sang, I thought, '"Really, there's more?" | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1031 | I can't believe I got dragged into this. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1032 | Do you take this raper and pillager to be your lawfully wedded husband? | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1033 | What Thor has joined together, let no Norseman put asunder. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1034 | Is that a Vera Wang? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1035 | They met at Walmart. | 1.2994 | 0.04905 | 157 | 123 | 21 | 13 |
1036 | You're sure this is the right wedding? | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1037 | Themed weddings are soooo 1000 years ago. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1038 | Well, Love is a Battlefield. | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
1039 | It took ages and ages for them to find each other. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1040 | Their honeymoon cruise includes a raiding party. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1041 | They agreed that nobody will wear the pants in their relationship. | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
1042 | Turning my dress into a rug. You? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1043 | That hat makes him look horny. | 1.2994 | 0.04821 | 157 | 122 | 23 | 12 |
1044 | She's no Rhine maiden, I can tell you that for sure. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1045 | I've never seen a Viking chuppah. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1046 | Do you promise to rape, pillage and slay? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1047 | “They met at work. He is the Commissioner for the Department of Housing and Urban Development” | 1.2994 | 0.04905 | 157 | 123 | 21 | 13 |
1048 | At least she has the decency not to wear white. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1049 | This is a good break from the last three renaissance weddings I've been to. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
1050 | Can't wait 'til they break the glass. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1051 | You thinking what I'm thinking? How is he going to get the ring on her left hand? | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1052 | They’re not wearing underwear. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1053 | I can never remember longship reception etiquette. Do bridesmaids row on the left or right? | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1054 | I always cry when they lock horns. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1055 | If he doesn't hold her, she'll halve him. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1056 | The prenup is brutal. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1057 | He met her on a trip to England.... | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1058 | I give it five winters, tops. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
1059 | Quick, the nose ring. | 1.2968 | 0.04008 | 155 | 112 | 40 | 3 |
1060 | Not only the good ones are gone. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1061 | Stacy is keeping her maiden name, I mean she's not in the stone ages... | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1062 | Oh, she married a Norse, not a nurse! | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1063 | They've taken this "23 & me" thing a bit too far,don't you think? | 1.2968 | 0.04772 | 155 | 120 | 24 | 11 |
1064 | I hate to be the one to say it, but I'm not sure they're ready to settle down. | 1.2968 | 0.04859 | 155 | 121 | 22 | 12 |
1065 | Let me guess...they're going on a Viking cruise for their honeymoon! | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1066 | I am okay with the theme so long as we get cake and don’t have to eat roadkill. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1067 | The gall of her -- dressed like that and making us wear these awful bridesmaid's dresses. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1068 | They're rented. All his groomsmen were slain by the Irish. | 1.2968 | 0.04944 | 155 | 122 | 20 | 13 |
1069 | They’re going to plunder Europe for the Honeymoon. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1070 | ”You May now fight to the death. | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
1071 | A little jazz, a little Ring Cycle--not your everyday theme wedding, is it?! | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1072 | They met on NobleSavages.com. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1073 | The bridal registry suggested all Viking appliances. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1074 | Another Episcopalian Mixed Marriage | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1075 | It's like Tinder, but for weirdos | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1076 | So much for an open bar. Looks like mead out of a horn! | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1077 | Thank God they decided against Naked and Afraid. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1078 | His ManPurse makes the outfit. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1079 | Not looking forward to the 'no utensil' rule at the reception. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1080 | I don't care if it does look like a sack, for what I paid for this dress - I'm so wearing it again! | 1.2945 | 0.04143 | 146 | 106 | 37 | 3 |
1081 | I thought you said they grew out of it when they were kids! | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1082 | Would you believe this is my third Hägar the Horrible themed wedding this summer? | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1083 | She did not tell us about the Viking marriage theme just to humiliate us. It is like middle school all over again! | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1084 | I just love her gown's plundering neckline. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1085 | I'm just glad there is an open bar." | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
1086 | It does take nerve to wear LL Bean duck boot knockoffs. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1087 | So quaint. He’s still horny. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1088 | Only true opera buffs could interpret The Ring this literally. | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
1089 | Their funerals should be fun | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1090 | I'm confuced, Is she a coverted Hun or is he converted Visigoth? | 1.2941 | 0.04897 | 153 | 120 | 21 | 12 |
1091 | He killed the best man, so you’ll be going stag to the reception. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1092 | I heard The Pillage People are playing the reception. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1093 | I give it two raids. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1094 | Who knew Pillage.com had a dating app? | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1095 | Brenda always preferred pillaging to partying" | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1096 | You may now head butt the bride. | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
1097 | I HAVE to find out where she bought those shoes. | 1.2941 | 0.04897 | 153 | 120 | 21 | 12 |
1098 | Did you remember to put the “Just Married” sign on the back of their longboat? | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1099 | They wanted to be ready for any objectors. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1100 | I am not looking forward to the garter toss. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1101 | And do you promise to love, honor, and not bludgeon each other to death? | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
1102 | You should have seen what they wore to the rehearsal dinner. | 1.2933 | 0.04182 | 150 | 110 | 36 | 4 |
1103 | When did she convert? | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1104 | It'll never last. He travels a lot for work. | 1.2933 | 0.04182 | 150 | 110 | 36 | 4 |
1105 | I hope you like "Smorgasbord". | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1106 | It’s so cute when she calls him Hunny. | 1.2914 | 0.04051 | 151 | 110 | 38 | 3 |
1107 | God, everything these days is Scandinavian chic. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1108 | You may wrestle the bride. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1109 | She always said she wanted a Viking in the kitchen. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1110 | I don't think they will have a Vegan option at the reception. | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
1111 | At least we know it’s not a shotgun wedding | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1112 | That hemline. She always had a great eye for fashion. | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
1113 | They met on a cruise. He rowed. She mended the sail. | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1114 | If I see a sacrificial fertility goat, I'm walking out. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1115 | I still think the mace would have gone better with that dress than the sword. | 1.2914 | 0.04159 | 151 | 111 | 36 | 4 |
1116 | And do you, Ivanka, take this Great American to be your husband? | 1.2914 | 0.04936 | 151 | 119 | 20 | 12 |
1117 | At least we know why the gift registry specified Viking. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1118 | I hope they don't already have a toaster. | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
1119 | They're gonna explore America for their honeymoon. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1120 | Just be happy they aren't Bears fans Monica. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1121 | I gave 10 pelts | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1122 | How about that, a vow to never again use deodorant. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1123 | I'm gonna pillage one of those groomsmen. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1124 | This wasn't her wedding day fantasy when we were teenagers. | 1.2914 | 0.04936 | 151 | 119 | 20 | 12 |
1125 | I wish he hadn't eaten the flower girls. | 1.2914 | 0.04936 | 151 | 119 | 20 | 12 |
1126 | They really ran with this Minnesota football thing, huh? | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
1127 | On the other hand, they're both adept at writing code" | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1128 | I'll bet their limo is out back eating hay. | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1129 | I can’t believe they went with spats. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1130 | Do you think he’s good in the ransack? | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1131 | They wanted it to be both traditional AND progressive. | 1.2914 | 0.04264 | 151 | 112 | 34 | 5 |
1132 | I'm outta here when she turns around and throws the sword. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1133 | She's always had a thing for the 'bad boy' type. | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
1134 | They're going to rediscover America for their honeymoon! | 1.2914 | 0.04564 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1135 | If only we didn't have to hold these thistle bouquets. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
1136 | The reception buffet is 'Norvegan.'" | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1137 | I hear they’re going to pillage in Hawaii. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1138 | You may now club the bride. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1139 | The honeymoon will be with a Viking crew not on a Viking cruise. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1140 | I thought she said they were going hiking on their honeymoon. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1141 | At least they don't have tattoos. | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
1142 | This isn't what I thought when they said, "Traditional Attire". | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
1143 | After this they're going to pillage the reception across the street. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1144 | Check that sword. She''l be wearing the codpiece in that marriage. | 1.2905 | 0.05005 | 148 | 117 | 19 | 12 |
1145 | I heard we're eating mutton | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
1146 | I love the part where they promise to burn, pillage and loot till death do they part. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1147 | I wish they'd converted to Christianity before they burnt down the church. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1148 | I now pronounce you goth and visigoth. You may pillage and burn. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1149 | They met at MOMA. Go figure. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1150 | I wonder where they’re raiding on their honeymoon. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1151 | It's a pity that Helga slayed the groomsman at the rehearsal. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1152 | I do.. All though I probably shouldn't. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1153 | I can't believe they're wearing fanny packs at the altar. | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1154 | I don’t know if it’s re-enactment, pre-enactment, or just dumb. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1155 | Are you staying after the ceremony for the for the looting and pillaging? | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
1156 | It was war at first sight | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1157 | I think she went for the guy with the biggest horns. | 1.2905 | 0.05005 | 148 | 117 | 19 | 12 |
1158 | I wonder when the ring cycle is going to be over. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1159 | Well, they did say it would be an old-fashioned wedding. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1160 | They plan to pillage and plunder for a whole year before starting a family. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1161 | Check out that rock! | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
1162 | That's really clever - A yarmulkah that doubles as a coat rack. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1163 | Isn't this carrying their paleo diet a little too far? | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1164 | They met last year at the Met Gala | 1.2877 | 0.04952 | 146 | 115 | 20 | 11 |
1165 | And for their honeymoon they're going to loot the Saxons | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1166 | So...the Saga begins | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1167 | She says they met on that new Pillage & Plunder theme dating site. He gets to be Thor tonight but we all know who going to really be "Thor" tomorrow. | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
1168 | It won’t last, they are always competing, | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1169 | The reception being at Comic-Con makes sense now. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1170 | If anyone objects to this man Hägar taking this woman Helga to be his lawfully wedded wife speak now at your own peril. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1171 | She’s gonna introduce me to his brother. I heard he looks just like Thor. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
1172 | This whole time I thought they had met through her *biking* club. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1173 | And do you, take Bob, house of Humdrum, rightful heir to the framed jerseys, elder man of the golden beerbong, doer of many things, loudest snorer in the seven kingdoms, loudest belcher in the great hall to love and to cherish until death do you part | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1174 | They're very old-fashioned. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1175 | I can't believe they made us wear these ridiculous outfits. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1176 | It's my first time at one of these- when do we send them off in a flaming boat? | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1177 | Norseman? I thought you said he was a horse man. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1178 | Speak now and forever rest in peace. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1179 | These Vikings fans carry it a little too far. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1180 | They agreed to omit "obey" for obvious reasons. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1181 | I give it one ár. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1182 | Hope she doesn't slay him until after my aria. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1183 | They met on a Norwegian cruise for single pillagers. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1184 | Valhalla is the ultimate 'fuck you' destination wedding. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1185 | Paleo isn’t for everyone. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1186 | She's taking his name but keeping her own plunder. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1187 | I'm getting antsy, how long until we "drink the blood of our ancestors"? | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1188 | You may now slay the groom. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1189 | I’m just praying that no one objects...! | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1190 | Did you see the tin cans tied to the ship? | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1191 | You're so much more evolved than your sister. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1192 | Her 'something pillaged' is so last season. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1193 | It's so romantic. He's sacking Paris for their honeymoon. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1194 | She always had a thing for guys from Minnesota. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1195 | Just stay out of my way when she throws it and nobody will get hurt. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1196 | He was also the first in his extended family to go to college. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1197 | He’s from Minnesota. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1198 | ....in famine and in pillage.... | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1199 | For the reception, we raid a small village. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1200 | I give it six months before one of them wants to be pushed out to sea. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1201 | We're getting them a Viking range. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1202 | See, I told you she would wear vintage | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1203 | Actually, I thought the dragon ring bearer was a nice touch. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1204 | Animal skins make me look fat! | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1205 | Well, at least it wasn't a destination wedding! | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1206 | They met on a Viking Cruise Ship last summer. | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1207 | And do you Yigvildfr, agree to fight, hunt and gather with Gizurr, for as long as you both survive? | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1208 | Ancestry analysis does have consequences. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1209 | Have you ever seen a groom that horny? | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1210 | You may now whack the bride. | 1.2847 | 0.04993 | 144 | 114 | 19 | 11 |
1211 | I'm more of a Packers fan myself | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1212 | I just love Minnesota. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1213 | I give it three pillages. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1214 | Heads up girls , I heard she’s going to catapult the bouquet. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1215 | You may now maraud the countryside. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1216 | Viking weddings are so... yesterday. | 1.2847 | 0.04993 | 144 | 114 | 19 | 11 |
1217 | If anyone objects to this union, please say so now--before your tongue is cut from your throat, sliced, and served at the reception. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1218 | And now, the bride and groom will exchange thrusts and parries. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1219 | The reception should be fun. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1220 | And I said the bride's maids' dresses were too retro! | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1221 | Who would have guessed they met through JDate? | 1.2847 | 0.04993 | 144 | 114 | 19 | 11 |
1222 | I give it one conquest. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1223 | You’re the oldest, so I’ll let you catch the bride’s sword. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1224 | It’s my first paleo wedding. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1225 | Only in Minnesota. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1226 | ...In famine and in gluttony, in sacking and in restoration... | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1227 | Well, she did say we should all go retro, but I didn't realize how far back her idea of retro extended. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1228 | I believe I’ll skip the bridal bouquet toss | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1229 | Kick that Starbucks cup away | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1230 | At least it's better than when she was dating the Phillies fan! | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1231 | So charming their vow to love, honor, and plunder. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1232 | Til death and a flaming arrow into a boat do you part. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1233 | They couldn’t fjord a tuxedo. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1234 | They met at some football game in Minnesota. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1235 | Apparently, he just swiped right on ValhallaVixens and the rest is history... | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1236 | You know what, Inga? I also hope that you catch the sword. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1237 | Fanny packs? Really? | 1.2847 | 0.04993 | 144 | 114 | 19 | 11 |
1238 | She's just marrying him for his plunder. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1239 | I never thought they'd get past the mortal combat phase. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1240 | Personally, I prefer a Viking Funeral. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1241 | I'm told they'll invade Scotland for their honeymoon. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1242 | Are you going to the skull bashing? | 1.2847 | 0.04993 | 144 | 114 | 19 | 11 |
1243 | It's so romantic. They're going on a Viking cruise. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1244 | As soon as this is over, I'm going to pillage the buffet. You with me? | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1245 | ...in sickness and in health, hmmm - let's skip this "until death do us part" bit | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1246 | You think this is bad, I had to sit through her Mom's funeral | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1247 | i hear she converted. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1248 | They met on Christian Mingle. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1249 | Their pillaging style is totally different. I guess opposites do attract. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1250 | When did they change it to a themed wedding? | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1251 | Getting married is all about the cutlery. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1252 | They couldn’t afford a real destination wedding. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1253 | Apparently, the groom is from Minnesota | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1254 | She’s not the type to sit at home while he goes out raping and pillaging. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1255 | She thinks he'll settle down and only pillage | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1256 | Who knew this would lead to when she took up fencing at Wellsley. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1257 | I got them a boulder for the man cave. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1258 | They met at a Halloween party in Minnesota. The rest is history. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1259 | Did they gird their loins? | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1260 | I now pronounce you man and wife. You may club the bride." | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1261 | They met at a Vikings game and it changed their lives. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1262 | For better or Thor worse . . . . | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1263 | They met on a Viking river tour. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1264 | No wonder there was so much Viking cutlery on the gift registry." | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1265 | Since she converted, she really dresses the part. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1266 | I hear the honeymoon is on one of those “riverboat” cruises. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1267 | I was thinking Vikingmatch.com was way too niche... | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1268 | They had the best man at the rehearsal dinner. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1269 | It's about time they stopped raiding and settled down. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1270 | She was looking for a guy who was horny. | 1.2847 | 0.05070 | 137 | 108 | 19 | 10 |
1271 | And do you Hägar take Helga to be . . . | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1272 | If any of you has a reason why these two should not be married it shall be settled by joust in the reception tent. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1273 | I wish she'd just hurry up and sing. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1274 | If anyone objects to this marriage, demand ritualistic combat now. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1275 | Honey, a black minister? I hope he doesn’t feel out of place. | 1.2817 | 0.04934 | 142 | 112 | 20 | 10 |
1276 | It was love on first invasion..." "Brenda..." "They're r-a-i-d-iant" "Stop it. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1277 | Her ex was a Packers fan. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1278 | He's the new general manager for the Minnesota Vikings, I hear. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1279 | If anyone has reason for these two not to wed; please don’t speak, you’ll regret it. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
1280 | "Yes, that was his vow - 'I drink and I know things.' | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1281 | Always the bridesmaid, never the sacrifice. | 1.2817 | 0.04043 | 142 | 104 | 36 | 2 |
1282 | How do you “speak now” in Old Norse? | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1283 | Fucking Tinder! | 1.2817 | 0.05132 | 142 | 114 | 16 | 12 |
1284 | When he says “speak now or forever your peace,” hold your peace. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1285 | They met on a Viking Cruise. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1286 | You know, I'm the one who kept telling her, 'Hägar isn't THAT horrible'. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1287 | I now pronounce you anything you want please don't kill me. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1288 | I suggestes Mediterranean but no, they had to go Paleo. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1289 | To save money on the reception, instead of catering, we’ll be pillaging the Olive Garden. | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1290 | They met ransacking Paris, the City of Love. | 1.2806 | 0.05209 | 139 | 112 | 15 | 12 |
1291 | They're both hunters, it won't last. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1292 | Classic us, Helga: always the shieldwench, never the shieldmaiden. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1293 | I wish I'D thought of walking down the aisle to the wailing of my enemies. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1294 | He plays for Minnesota, and she was a Green Bay cheerleader. It was part of the prenuptial agreement. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1295 | She landed a great catch: Thor is a Wall Street raider. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1296 | If this is an authentic Viking Wedding then why are the groomsmen in tuxes? | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1297 | There originally from Minnesota. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1298 | Plundering and pillaging together sounds so romantic. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1299 | It was love at first fight. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1300 | ...for better, for Norse... | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1301 | Gretel is the only girl around here who can really tame him. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1302 | Remember when Bob Mankoff bought funny cartoons for the magazine ?" | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1303 | Heads up when she tosses the bouquet. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1304 | Now I see why they said not to play the Mendelssohn. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1305 | I now pronounce you Atilla and Hun | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1306 | It started with the Paleo diet and now they live in a cave and hunt all of their food | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1307 | Costumes. Another reason to hate destination weddings. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1308 | Apparently, in the rehearsal nobody told the best man that human sacrifice was a sign of good fortune in Viking weddings, so I’m sorry we are short one male in the wedding party | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1309 | If Trump's 4th wife is Elizabeth Warren, I'll vote for him in 2020. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1310 | Yes, this is an unorthodox congregation albeit with traditional overtones. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1311 | You really do go in with your eyes open the second time around. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
1312 | Bridesmaid: 'Why'd they make us wear these weird outfits?!' | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1313 | I hope the wedding planner remembered to pillage some vegan dinner options. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1314 | They're trying to prove a point to their parents that they can make it work. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1315 | Blessings on your heads . . . and any other heads you might acquire. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1316 | She promised to love, honor, and cosplay. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1317 | The belt bags are Gucci. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1318 | If Fred knew they were going to behead him, he would have held his peace. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1319 | Those that live by the sword get their guy by the sword. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1320 | They wrote their own vows. This could get messy. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1321 | I now pronounce you...whatever it is you two are going for here. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1322 | Nothing like a really old-fashioned wedding ! | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1323 | She made us wear these fancy bridesmaid dresses and she shows up in that? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1324 | I love these retro Jewish weddings! | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1325 | The weapons are a nice touch, but the matching plunder pouches are just too cute | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1326 | I’m planning on leaving right before she throws the sword. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1327 | And I now pronounce you husband and wife... until one of you get a real job and stop the illusion of thinking that life could be an eternal geek fair. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1328 | At least it's not Star Wars like the last three dudes she married. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1329 | She said she was dating a guy named Thor, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1330 | Funny thing is, she broke off her last relationship because she said she couldn’t take his toxic masculinity. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1331 | I mean I get the idea of theme weddings, but I just wish they had told the rest of us. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1332 | If I were the bride I'd demand a prenup in event of decapitation. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1333 | I'm going along with it - but if there are no eating utensils at the reception, I'm out of here. | 1.2774 | 0.04109 | 137 | 101 | 34 | 2 |
1334 | Is Viking cuisine the same as Paleo? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1335 | Tossing of the sword should be fun | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1336 | She swore to me she'd never go on another of those damned cruises. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1337 | They fight out the "obey" bit later. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1338 | In sickness and health. In war and in peace. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1339 | I'm glad they raided until they both were ready | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1340 | Ever since 23andMe, he has taken this whole Viking thing WAY too far. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1341 | They're going to pillage London on their honeymoon. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1342 | ...for richer or poorer, for better or Norse.... | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1343 | The vow to slaughter their enemies is touching. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1344 | They met on the Paleo Diet site | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1345 | For their honeymoon, they're going to pillage England, Wales and Ireland. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1346 | If he didn't marry her, her dad was going to bring the hammer down. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1347 | You should have seen her bachelorette party. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1348 | Aren't the cell phone fanny packs a bit of an anachronism? | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1349 | Always a bridesmaid, never Brunhilde. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1350 | Pillaging starts at seven. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1351 | At least they backed off on their request for dragons. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1352 | I take thee to be my lawfully wedded wife, in fighting or in battle, in pitched combat, or in all-out melee, in conquest and in defeat, where death will do us part. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
1353 | Pillage, plunder, feast... should be a lively reception. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1354 | Hipsters are really getting out of control | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1355 | Helga insists he’s really not that horrible. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1356 | I like his take on the yarmulke, very retro. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1357 | They plan to spend their honeymoon pillaging Cancun. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1358 | I don’t get it. They don’t own a boat and neither of them like watching football. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1359 | I just hope his pillaging can keep up with her lifestyle. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1360 | And do you promise never to leave a Starbucks cup on the table? | 1.2741 | 0.05197 | 135 | 109 | 15 | 11 |
1361 | No one wears the pants in this marriage." | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1362 | The other groomsman will be found in the bog in a thousand years | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1363 | I'll bet on death do us part | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1364 | The hoopah's nice, but I think he's already smashed all the glassware. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1365 | I will NOT be trying to catch the bouquet! | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1366 | That battle-axe of a mother in law doesn't know what she's in for. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1367 | I must have seven of these bridesmaid skins in the yurt and I’ll never wear any of them again! | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1368 | And do you Hilde vow to plunder and pillage with reckless abandon so long as you both shall live? | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1369 | Do you promise to love, honor and rarely stab each other? | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1370 | She told me she was scrapping "obey." | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1371 | I think the matching fanny packs create a nice modern vibe. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1372 | Are you staying for the post-nuptial sacking of the town? | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
1373 | They went beserk when they first met. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1374 | I thought they were kidding when they said the were going on a Viking Cruise in a long boat! | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1375 | You should have seen him before the paleo diet | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1376 | I knew her as Kathy. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1377 | I heard she's only in it for the pillage | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1378 | At least he waxes his back. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1379 | I now promounce you conquered and pillaged. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1380 | He had her at “Hello, Hun.” | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1381 | She converted to barbarism for his family. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1382 | So does this make her a Viqueen? | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1383 | are they going to war for their honey moon? | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1384 | They're from Minneapolis. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1385 | The matching purses are a nice touch, don't you think? | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1386 | I can only imagine what happened to the third groomsman! | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1387 | Everything has gotten so 'Game of Thrones' lately. | 1.2727 | 0.04574 | 132 | 101 | 26 | 5 |
1388 | Our bridesmaid dresses are so tacky. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1389 | She's pillaging his last name. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
1390 | The groomsmen tied cans to their ship. | 1.2707 | 0.04151 | 133 | 99 | 32 | 2 |
1391 | You can catch the bouquet. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1392 | Do you promise to honour, obey, loot, rape, and pillage? | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1393 | She's changed so much since she started dating Hagar. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1394 | All I said was, 'Sometimes marriage is a battle, and you have to be prepared for that.' | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1395 | I can't really say that the Paleo Diet has worked for him. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1396 | you catch the bouquet! | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1397 | He says he lost it during the bachelor pillage. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1398 | It sure was a long engagement. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1399 | You may pillage the bride | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1400 | Can you believe it? Those aren't even his real horns! | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1401 | Do you promise to raid, rape and pillage together till death does you part? | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
1402 | I wonder if there's a vegan option at the buffet? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1403 | Do you think she's going to throw that for the bouquet toss? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1404 | I heard the lutefisk is imported. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1405 | I thought you were in charge of providing the sacrificial goat. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1406 | If anyone objects to this union, I'd keep quiet if I were you. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1407 | It worked out well for the Flintstones. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1408 | Donald of Sweden and Melania of Slovenia… | 1.2707 | 0.05133 | 133 | 107 | 16 | 10 |
1409 | Siegfried always dreamed of being married by Reverend Sharpton. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1410 | I hope no one noticed that I spilled my latte on her dress in the bridal suite. | 1.2707 | 0.04151 | 133 | 99 | 32 | 2 |
1411 | I hear they etched their own vows. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1412 | No, Margaret. The pillaging doesn't start until after the cocktail hour. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1413 | Oh yeah... it’s open bar | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1414 | I love theme weddings! | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1415 | They met online. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1416 | They were found together in a glacier melt." | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1417 | This beats that Viking funeral I went to last week. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1418 | I heard they met on the “PlundR” app. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1419 | As in all mixed marriages: She carries the sword! | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1420 | For their honeymoon, they'll be sacking the Hebrides. | 1.2707 | 0.04012 | 133 | 98 | 34 | 1 |
1421 | I hear that they're already fighting | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1422 | And on top of everything, they’ve both gone Paleo! | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1423 | I'm in the mood to pillage some groomsmen. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1424 | Take it from me they are perfect together. He's plunder and she's pillage. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1425 | Did you bring The Ring? | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1426 | I understand that for their honeymoon they are going to attack Rhode Island. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1427 | They've aged well, haven't they? | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1428 | Their DNA tests came back 1% Scandinavian | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1429 | The pillage vow is so romantic | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1430 | I just love the matching cross-body bags! | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1431 | I'm betting on death do them part. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1432 | I hear they wrote their own chants. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1433 | 'In peace or melee--I like that... | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1434 | Well, it was long overdue | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1435 | This is where marital turns martial. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1436 | I think they're way beyond cosplay. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
1437 | I'm going to duck out just before the blood sacrifice. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1438 | She's going to regret that dress in a few years | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1439 | Their registry is for plundered china. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1440 | I love a traditional wedding. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
1441 | They're going on a cruise for their honeymoon. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
1442 | They both had second thoughts but decided to settle it after the ceremony. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1443 | If it were really authentic, there'd be more pillaging. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1444 | Some might question their full commitment to the paleo diet. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1445 | How soon do you think I can leave? I'm still in season 7. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1446 | They're honeymooning in Iceland. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1447 | I would object but I'm afraid of being impaled. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
1448 | I'll be skipping the reception. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
1449 | Thank God for Tinder. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
1450 | Isn't this taking '23andMe' a bit too far. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
1451 | Apparently the dinner and pillaging are buffet style. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1452 | Yet I feel, as they say, Winter is coming. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1453 | I know this is terrible but I can't pronounce either of their names. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1454 | NOTICE WHO HAS THE BIGGER SWORD? | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1455 | Yea, I’m just going to hold my peace. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1456 | Without those big horns he's shorter than she is. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1457 | It's Knut's fourteenth marriage, but only his third Christian one. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1458 | Don't you just love being in these reality shows! | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
1459 | Well, after all, they did meet on a Viking River Cruise. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1460 | I hope to hell they don't have kids! | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1461 | Always a bridesmaid, never a Valkyrie. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1462 | I hear Columbus is already claiming he was married here first... | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1463 | Time travel gives new meaning to destination weddings. | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
1464 | They plan a week pillaging in The Bahamas. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1465 | You may now pillage the bride. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
1466 | I heard they're serving mammoth at the reception. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
1467 | And now I pronounce you Hun and Hunny! | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1468 | She told you the reception's in Valhalla, right? | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1469 | The groom captured the guys in the suits in a raid on another wedding. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
1470 | They're spending their honeymoon at Comic-con ... why do you ask? | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1471 | In sickness and dismemberment? | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1472 | By the Old Gods and the New? I thought she was Episcopalian. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1473 | Pray that they never have a marital spat. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1474 | Just imagine their divorce. A bloodbath. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1475 | I helped him pillage the ring. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1476 | They say it was a match made in Valhalla. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1477 | Do you think those outfits are rentals? | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
1478 | I think the groomsmen are his friends from World of Warcraft. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1479 | My destination wedding was at a bodega in the Bronx. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1480 | Do you promise to kill and pillage in sickness and in health till death do you part? | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1481 | They're assimilated immigrants. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1482 | After the reception, they're sacking Rome. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1483 | They met during the ring cycle | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1484 | It's the perfect match, booty for booty. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1485 | When they moved in together, they started on the paleo diet; things somehow just escalated from there. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1486 | I thought you said this was a shotgun wedding. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1487 | I imagine the “forsaking all others” part will be easy for them | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1488 | They have a Viking cruise planned | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1489 | THEY MET AT A ROCK CONCERT. | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
1490 | Wagner's "Ring"? | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
1491 | At least we can't call this a shotgun wedding. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1492 | If a life of pillaging is what makes her happy we should support that. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1493 | At least it's in a church. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1494 | Marriage is not for the weak of heart. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1495 | ...for Bitter or Wurst... | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1496 | They met a long time ago, on a Viking cruise. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1497 | ...and do you both commit to pillage and plunder till death do you part? | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1498 | Well aren't we a little overdressed | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
1499 | Her dad raided and pillaged for the whole thing. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1500 | Time travel sure added a whole new dimension for destination weddings | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1501 | I hear the third groomsman didn't make the cut | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1502 | It's a marriage made in Heaven—they're both corporate raiders. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1503 | They couldn't afford a destination wedding. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1504 | ...to plunder and pillage ‘til death do you part. | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1505 | Can you play any Wagner? | 1.2632 | 0.05580 | 114 | 93 | 12 | 9 |
1506 | The prenup is written in blood. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1507 | Great Odin's Beard, Agnus. You know the saying, 'The family that slays together, stays together' ". | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1508 | A bit dramatic since the other 98% indicated Western European | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1509 | BarbariansOnly.com | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1510 | They've really gone all-in since they did that 23andMe test. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1511 | Doris, this isn’t the Keller Wedding.” “Shush, just stand still. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1512 | Well, she'll always get great Bluetooth reception. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1513 | When they told me it was a Wagner themed wedding I thought it was just the wedding march... | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1514 | So much for the shotgun wedding | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1515 | I hope she doesn’t expect me to hold her sword while she says her vows. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1516 | So relieved Cheryl opted for a Viking theme, for a while there she was talking Game of Thrones. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1517 | Something tells me to skip the reception | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1518 | They're on a budget so we'll just pillage a small reception afterwards. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1519 | Do you promise not to decapitate, disembowel or use sorcery to settle any marital disputes? | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1520 | I'm a Packer's fan. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1521 | No, I did not think this is the 'traditional' they were talking about... | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1522 | I misunderstood "business attire" | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1523 | Nordstrom Rack. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1524 | It’s his Viking funeral. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1525 | They’re both actuaries in real life. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1526 | Aren't they taking this paleo fad a bit too far. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1527 | Can you believe this bitch made me buy a $800 coral dress for this shit? | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1528 | A sharp edge is key to a good marriage. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1529 | I catch the bouquet, or I crush your skull with a battle axe. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1530 | Oh he'll get in a few jabs, but she'll be ready for close combat. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1531 | It’s a relief we were allowed to pick our own bridesmaid dresses. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1532 | On second thought, I 'm going to forever hold my peace. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1533 | It's the second marriage for her and the twenty third for him" | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1534 | I said, "YOU're Thor? I can hardly pith!" | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1535 | Ahh, it's a match made in Asgard | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1536 | Is it just me or has she had some work? | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1537 | You should have seen the drama over the ring! | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1538 | Who invited the Swede? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1539 | They’ll be at each other’s throats before the honeymoon is over | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1540 | ekrjgn;kjdfgregnjfd | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1541 | She knew he was the one when he called her “hun.” The funny thing is, she’s a Visigoth. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1542 | It'll be a marriage made in Valhalla | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1543 | And to think I could have been off somewhere saving money with GEICO. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1544 | The traditional first anniversary gift is a side of mutton. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1545 | Yeah, the Iron Age is actually a thing now. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1546 | Surprisingly, they've never even seen an episode. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1547 | Honestly, I prefer viking funerals. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1548 | She had all but given up on internet dating... | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1549 | I'll be happy to let you catch the sword when she tosses it. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1550 | ...yeah, right after they got their ancestry DNA results. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1551 | They are very old fashioned but rather progressive on matters of race. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1552 | I thought it was just going to be a one night raid... | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1553 | And do you promise to love, honor, and pillage...till death do you part? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1554 | I told you it would be casual. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
1555 | ...and don't ya think she reminds him of his mother? | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1556 | These Ancestry.com weddings are getting popular. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1557 | Will you take this man Hägar for horrible or worse? | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1558 | I'm telling you, someone is going to get poisoned, stabbed, or beheaded before the champagne toast. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1559 | Obviously she didn't listen. I told her it's supposed to be white fur for a first marriage. | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
1560 | Matching Armani | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1561 | I think they misunderstand 'camp'. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1562 | She told me it took him about a thousand years to pop the question! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1563 | I hope he knows about the Me-Too movement | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1564 | This theme wedding fad is out of control | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1565 | The invite says we're invading England after the reception. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1566 | I thought the sack bride's maid dresses were to make her look better. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1567 | Oh to be afly on the wall for that first PTO meeting. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1568 | Apparently it was a compromise. He wanted a blood wedding. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1569 | It won't last the first winter. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1570 | That dress is so last season. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1571 | Longest engagement I ever heard of. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1572 | With their lifestyle, they won't be living that long anyway. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1573 | I bet I know who his favorite team is. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1574 | I'm all for being unique, but an uneven number of bridesmaids and groomsmen- who even does that?! | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
1575 | This is not what I imagined when they said it was going to be an old-school wedding | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
1576 | She may have snagged the last Neanderthal. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1577 | So is she Mrs. the Destroyer now? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1578 | They met through Ancestry.com | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1579 | I'm guessing the dinner will be Paleo too? | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1580 | We may want to duck when they get to 'obey'. | 1.2602 | 0.03972 | 123 | 91 | 32 | 0 |
1581 | So I say, "I don't care if your dad is Odin, I am not wearing fur." | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1582 | Until--WHAT?! do we part? | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1583 | I’m told he provided all the meats for the reception. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1584 | Wilma wasn't sure Fred was proposing until she saw the size of the rock. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1585 | Brunhilde's procession to the Ride of the Valkyries was to die for! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1586 | By the powers given to me by the almighty, I now pronounce you man and his chattel" | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1587 | This is nothing. I heard that last week, they had the Giants here | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
1588 | Til death do you part...for marriage is dark and full of terrors. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
1589 | It’s amazing they found each other. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
1590 | They think marriage is primitive. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1591 | I hear they're going to spend their honeymoon on a nice little pillage in Bordeaux. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
1592 | There’s someone out there for everyone. | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1593 | They had been dating for ages. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1594 | For this I had to buy a new dress? | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1595 | Thor looks fine, but what was she thinking with those shoes? | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1596 | Those shoes look so comfortable. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1597 | Sheesh, I guess www.singlevikingsmeet.com really works! | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1598 | Are you going to stay after for the pillaging? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1599 | Who knew Sammy Davis Jr.'s son ran a Temple at Burning Man? | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1600 | Go figure, both are running for president! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1601 | I helped her pick out these bridesmaid dresses. You're welcome. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1602 | Nothing says equal marriage partnership better than a huge sword. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1603 | Did he just take her as his "awful" wedded wife? | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1604 | You've just got to see it. Their new place is a cavern. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1605 | He did pillage her village, but at least he’s taking her name | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1606 | And after the ceremony, they're going to invade Greenland. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1607 | Why don't we get swords? | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1608 | She said all she wanted was an old fashioned wedding. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1609 | They met cute at the Sack of Rome. She was pillaging. He was plundering | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1610 | I heard her parents bought them a starter pillage town up north. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1611 | So is the joke on us or them? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1612 | She does | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1613 | As soon as I saw him, I said, 'Hilda, he's the one.' | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1614 | They met in online pillaging forum. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1615 | I heard they killed the third groomsman. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1616 | What's with the ridiculous spats? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1617 | He brought herring. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1618 | Have I told you I've never seen a single episode? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1619 | they met at the paleo buffet on a Viking cruise | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1620 | They wore the same pelt. How embarrassing! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1621 | - Sam told me they've found a lovely condo in Greenland with a huge backyard. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1622 | Is promising to pillage and plunder one vow or two? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1623 | She thought he said vicodin, but they fell in love anyway. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1624 | They found a quaint, little village to plunder for their honeymoon. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1625 | During the ceremony, would you please give those to the weapons-bearer? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1626 | They met at an Alice Cooper concert. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1627 | Is this ceremony binding in any state other than Minnesota? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1628 | Never mind. I'm going to hold my peace. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1629 | I give it a week. | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1630 | When they said 'to sack and to pillage,' they meant downtown, right? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1631 | I hear they really bonded over scrapbooking. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1632 | For their honeymoon, they are going to pillage in Ireland. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1633 | ...in plague and in the brief time between plagues, for pillager and for pillaged, 'til a massive club wielding troll shall part you... | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1634 | Till death do us part" might be sooner than they think | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1635 | Nope, not ‘Game of Thrones’, it’s just that their luggage was lost”.. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1636 | After the wedding, they go trick-or-treating. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1637 | No, they met on that new white nationalist dating site, goodpeopleonbothsides.com! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1638 | I hope this has a happier ending than the Viking funeral I went to last month. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1639 | Did he just say rape and pillage til death do us part? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1640 | I didn't realize method acting was so extreme. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1641 | They say their marriage vows are based on mutually assured destruction. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1642 | I'm the Betty to her Wilma. | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
1643 | You know of course Waltraute,they are brother and sister. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1644 | If I were her, I would be concerned if my husband only had 2 friends. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1645 | I just think they are so right for each other, don't you? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1646 | She gets a sword and all we bridesmaids get are these lousy flowers. Typical. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1647 | They say it takes a pillage if they have kids. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1648 | Guess who wears the pants in this family? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1649 | I heard they're plundering in France for their honeymoon. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1650 | Typical. She gets to carry a sword and we get flowers. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1651 | It really is about time,don't you think? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1652 | Do you promise to love, honor, and lose weight? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1653 | Isn't it sweet - they met while plundering | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1654 | I thought this would never happen. They've been engaged for eons. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1655 | By the looks of her dress, he must not be her first conquest. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1656 | You may now start your rampage." | 1.2521 | 0.05232 | 119 | 97 | 14 | 8 |
1657 | Their museum crawl through Scandinavia has had a life changing effect on them. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1658 | I hear she can't even look at another guy or he goes berserk | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1659 | Well, I think we can rule out a shotgun wedding! | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1660 | We apparently have to up our game in the shoe department. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1661 | They met filming a credit card commercial | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1662 | I thought she said she was getting a Viking stove..... | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1663 | His pillage buddies won't stop with the "Eric the Wed" jokes. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1664 | Eh, are you sure she's from Minnesota?! | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1665 | I give it 3 harvest moons, at best. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1666 | His first wife's ship is still smoking. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1667 | It's so romantic, they both listed raiding and pillaging as favorite things to do on their Tender profile. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1668 | You can be sure that something about this wedding will end up at the Supreme Court. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1669 | I originally thought the Hagar the Horrible wedding idea was bad, but last week I went to a Garfield-themed one. There were three different kinds of lasagna at the reception. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1670 | I hear they play rough in bed. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1671 | What is more romantic than a springtime fertility rite? | 1.2521 | 0.05232 | 119 | 97 | 14 | 8 |
1672 | (bridesmaid to person at her right) We need another sword here. These flowers aren’t going to keep him from bolting. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1673 | Her first husband was a Chewbacca fanboy, and things got a bit hairy. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1674 | I guess he won't be asking if anyone objects, being that they killed their three objectors at last night's out-of-towners'dinner." | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1675 | Who still gets married in Vegas? | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1676 | I always cry at beheadings. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1677 | I already hear the fat lady singing. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1678 | They're actually quite diverse; she's from Bushwick, and he's from Williamsburg. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1679 | If anyone objects to this brother and sister entering into unholy matrimony speak now and run like hell. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1680 | I just love old fashioned weddings. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1681 | She's settling. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1682 | They’re into yoga and pillaging. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1683 | She's not Jewish. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1684 | It really seems to emphasize "Til death do us part." | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1685 | It was such a fight to do the service in English. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1686 | It just finished tying tin cans to their ship | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1687 | Uh, there's retro and then there's retro. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1688 | Apparently they’re from Norway and getting married was the only way to get Visa to live here. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1689 | It's about time. They've been dating forever. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1690 | I'll never recommend Saks again. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1691 | Saga, do you accept this stolen ring from Thor? | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1692 | The other groomsman is in hiding. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1693 | I told you it would be a double-sword ceremony! | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1694 | They say that those who slay together, stay together. | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1695 | They don't know how to count! | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1696 | Yeah, some people take this Ancestry DNA testing a little too serious. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1697 | After the ceremony they fight over who cuts the cake. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1698 | I hear Siegfried isn’t his real name. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1699 | I've heard of a destination wedding but this is just ridiculous! | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1700 | ...To raid and to pillage... | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1701 | Romance today. It takes a pillage. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1702 | I understand it's not raping and pillaging if he marries her. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1703 | Guess what cruise line they picked for the honeymoon? | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1704 | They're very dedicated. They've only taken today off from their congressional duties. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1705 | Do you Inge, promise to love cherish and above all, obey Ing until the fat lady sings? | 1.2521 | 0.05232 | 119 | 97 | 14 | 8 |
1706 | I now pronounce you Fred and Wilma Flinstone. | 1.2521 | 0.05232 | 119 | 97 | 14 | 8 |
1707 | I'm all for theme weddings, but did they have to impale the best man? | 1.2521 | 0.05094 | 119 | 96 | 16 | 7 |
1708 | Can you believe Thor met Brunhilda on match.com | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1709 | I think 'till death do us part' is a perfect vow for them. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1710 | They've never taken a river cruise before. They've only raided them. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1711 | I hear the reception has a blood-of-their-enemies fountain. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1712 | $800 each for our bridesmaid dresses! Seriously? | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1713 | The reception menu is meat. Lots of meat. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1714 | They met at a Cosplay Convention. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1715 | This is the last wedding in Vegas I'll go to | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1716 | Theme weddings are getting out of hand. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1717 | Love, honor and slay? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1718 | How to tell when your wedding planner binged Game Of Thrones | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1719 | It's her third time. She is trying not to take herself to seriously. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1720 | This is my first time attending a bris. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1721 | You may now kill the bride. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1722 | What did you say, hun? | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1723 | She was calling her flock of goats, and Thor showed up! | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
1724 | We're also having a Paleo Reception! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1725 | She told me he stepped right out of her dreams, but I know for a fact she made that costume for him. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1726 | Do you promise to pillage and plunder until death do you part? | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1727 | You have to admit, as theme weddings go this one is UNIQUE! | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1728 | These theme weddings are really starting to get out of hand. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1729 | I give this marriage six looting and pillaging raids at most. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1730 | I can't wait, Beatrice's dad, Olaf, went all out, herring, wild boar ("save an ear for me") and a primo grog fountain. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1731 | And they've already named their first born Thor. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1732 | She's a good fighter herself, and admired his spear thrust; and of course, he owns half of Spitsbergen. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1733 | Don’t try to catch the bouquet. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1734 | I guess "tandem biking" was a typo. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1735 | Her lipstick is too bold. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1736 | ‘When should we tell them about the White Walkers? | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1737 | Well, they sure took the CAMP theme seriously. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1738 | When the time comes, they plan to have a Viking funeral as well. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1739 | The Minister must not know he’s going to be sacrificed during the Recessional. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1740 | These days her sharp sword trumps my sharp wit. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1741 | Why do they get to wear tuxes and we're dressed like roadkill? | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1742 | Unitarian? | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1743 | They are both on a paleo diet | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1744 | They met on a Viking Cruise singles cruise to Bermuda | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1745 | She says she’s going to keep her Starbucks name, though. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1746 | Is marrying Paleo as good for you as eating Paleo? | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1747 | This promises to be an interesting wedding night. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1748 | For worse or for worser? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1749 | They say it won’t last. Deep down she’s a pillager but he’s all about the plunder. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1750 | They were engaged in battle then decided to tie the knot. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1751 | I'm a childhood friend of the bride. I knew her before her psychotic break. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1752 | His best man , Hagar, couldn't make it?....That man is horrible! | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1753 | I told you to burn the church AFTER our marriage. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1754 | That Paleo diet is a slippery slope. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1755 | Who has a location wedding in Norway? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1756 | I can't wait for the buffet! | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1757 | I heard they are going to settle in Valhalla, the one in New York | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1758 | Looks like the rumours were true - Thor really had to go back a long way to find a virgin. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1759 | They created,"till death do us part." | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1760 | Don't you think period weddings have gotten just a little bit out of hand? | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1761 | The only place I've seen Thor pillage and plunder is the casino buffet. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1762 | Both families go way back! | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1763 | I told them having the dragon as their ring-bearer was a bad idea. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1764 | This makes three Viking weddings and a funeral for me this year. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1765 | The third usher fell out of the boat | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1766 | I heard she's into rough sex. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1767 | ....for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in war and in peace,.... | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1768 | The good news is, their first fight will likely be their last fight! | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1769 | And to think that this started when he asked if she liked football | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1770 | Call me crazy, but I find a Viking funeral more culturally appealing. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1771 | She couldn't resist his stove. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1772 | I was hoping to wear leather. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1773 | He's perfect for Troglodette. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1774 | She's just in it for the pelts. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1775 | I guess they're really committed to this paleo diet thing. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1776 | Right after the reception they leave for six weeks of raiding and plundering in Europe. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1777 | Did you agree to be one of the rowers on the honeymoon cruise? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1778 | I heard they met cute. He pillaged her village. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1779 | The new law prohibiting guns was signed today | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1780 | It started when she went Paleo. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1781 | Do you take Thor in pillage and blunder to ravage the countryside till death do you part. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1782 | Do you think the Vikings will make it to the Superbowl this year? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1783 | I never thought Putin would make it legal that Trump is his puppet and boy toy? | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1784 | I say they're evenly matched for the joust at the wedding reception. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1785 | I pronounce you Eric the red and Mrs Red | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1786 | Funny, they both show me their DNA , and they are American Indian ! | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1787 | Her sword and his spear are wonderfully symbolic of lasting peace and harmony. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1788 | The broadsword works perfectly. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1789 | They're planning to hyphenate. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1790 | Is she keeping her mane? | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
1791 | Is this your first Destination Wedding in Iceland? | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1792 | She says he's a real Neanderthal. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1793 | Their honeymoon is booked with Time Travel | 1.2479 | 0.05278 | 117 | 96 | 13 | 8 |
1794 | They're planning a honeymoon raid on Ireland. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1795 | It was either him or that Norman guy. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1796 | How romantic! They're giving up the she shed and the man cave to live in a hole in the wall. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1797 | Cheryl, did you know Thor is trans? | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1798 | The Viking Cruise! What else? | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1799 | Did she just say 'Me too"? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1800 | Well I think it's lovely how they promise to maraud, loot, and plunder 'till death do they part. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1801 | I hope he takes his hat off before he kisses the bride. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1802 | That what happens when you start on a paleo diet | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1803 | How many more Jonas Brothers are there? | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1804 | I didn't realize they were doing the traditional ceremony or I could have worn an animal skin. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1805 | Looks like they sacrificed the third groomsman. | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
1806 | They plan to honeymoon in Martha's Vineyard--then pillage it. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1807 | I'm glad he moved on from the old battle axe. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1808 | I'm not surprised. She always was a little horny. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1809 | First she loved the man cave; then she loved the man. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1810 | This is much better than the viking funeral I attended last weekend. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1811 | Did the invitation say 'dress to impress' or 'dress to conquest? | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1812 | Have faith! For, truly, they shall cleave only unto one another. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1813 | I'm just glad their favorite show wasn't 'The Apprentice.' | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1814 | At the reception is she going to throw the SWORD? | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
1815 | She fell for him the moment he dragged her senseless. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1816 | The couple may now exchange runes. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1817 | I'm happy for her, but I just don't see how they're compatible. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1818 | In the interest of everyones safety, I request please just forever hold your peace. | 1.2479 | 0.05278 | 117 | 96 | 13 | 8 |
1819 | Anyone who objects to this marriage, speak up now -- at your own risk! | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1820 | After this, I'm definitely a Packers fan." | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1821 | He's telling them to turn in their sidearms before hitting the sack. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1822 | The honeymoon's going to be berserk. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1823 | I hear that they are taking a Viking Cruise on their honeymoon. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1824 | They went with a theme wedding because he couldn’t slim down for his tux. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1825 | Dearly beheaded... | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1826 | I hear they're going to honeymoon in Newfoundland. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1827 | He said Ugh? What kind of vow is that? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1828 | They met through 23 And Me. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1829 | I told you we shouldn't have hemmed. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1830 | I am also available for Viking funerals and longship christenings. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1831 | Don’t let their weapons fool you. It’s shotgun. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1832 | When in Minnesota... | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1833 | I do. Do I? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1834 | Vikings don't make that much. How can they a-fjord this wedding? | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1835 | Clearly, this match was made in Valhalla. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1836 | Do you take this Viking, to stab and to scold, till death do you part?” | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1837 | I can’t believe she made us buy these dresses. I feel like a fool up here. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1838 | The honeymoon plan is plunder Jamaica, then chill in the Caymans. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1839 | Oh, yes. She had to accept Thor as her savior. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1840 | They booked a honeymoon cruise to Greenland. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1841 | For this I needed to buy a fuchsia bridesmaid gown ? | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1842 | It could be worse. At least they’re not diehard Washington fans. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1843 | Til Thor do ye part. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
1844 | Theme" weddings have gone too far | 1.2455 | 0.05508 | 110 | 91 | 11 | 8 |
1845 | I thought she said their outfits were both 'striking'. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
1846 | I miss when she was Mindy. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
1847 | Honestly, we got off pretty easy as bridesmaids' dresses go. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1848 | Truly Goth! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1849 | They do realize that The Game of Thrones thing is not real, right? | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1850 | If you think this is weird, wait till you see how they cut the cake. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1851 | Do you solemnly swear to scrub his beard once a year?" "I do. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1852 | Will you take this Woden... | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1853 | It was love at first melee. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1854 | This isn't even the most barbaric wedding I've attended | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1855 | They met at some Goth club downtown. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1856 | Her last husband was a caveman. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1857 | Forsaking all others, do you promise to burn, pillage and plunder, till death do you part? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1858 | ...And with the blessings of the Gods you may now live wildly ever after! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1859 | Their 23 and me results finally came in. Turns out Todd is 15% Nordic.” | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1860 | Thank god she decided against the wool and flax dresses. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1861 | And here I was, worried I'd never be able to wear the dress again. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1862 | Well, what do you want? Every Viking needs a Viqueen. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1863 | Always a Viking bridesmaid, never a Viking bride. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1864 | So I'm guessing no one else got the 'Game of Thrones' wedding theme memo | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1865 | Only one of you is going to be happy with these 23&Me results... | 1.2411 | 0.05418 | 112 | 93 | 11 | 8 |
1866 | They look happy now, but I've seen these marriages end in a Götterdämmerung. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1867 | Is she going to throw that at us when the ceremony is over? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1868 | Did you pillage this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1869 | She always said that wearing white was too old-fashioned. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1870 | Weren't their vows to rape and pillage in sickness and in health the sweetest thing ever? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1871 | She was a Democrat but converted to Alt-Right when they got engaged. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1872 | Does this dress makes me look fat? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1873 | That 'Until Death Do Us Part' thing seems more real than ever before. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1874 | They said no gifts - they’re going on a raid for their honeymoon. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1875 | I'm pretty sure she'll be taking his last name. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1876 | I don't know how they can afjord this reception and still manage to travel all the time. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1877 | These bridesmaid dresses really could have been a lot worse. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1878 | Welcome to Game of Betrothed. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1879 | They plan to honeymoon in Valhalla. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1880 | Im so glad there’s an open bar. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1881 | Will you honour and obey? Yes he will | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1882 | The wedding is Hagar the Horrible, but for the reception they've gone with a Blondie theme. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1883 | I'm feeling slightly nauseated from the yak blood. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1884 | The after party is going to be berserk. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1885 | Do you promise to love her, until fiery death do us part? | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1886 | The prenup gives her half of his pillage and plunder. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1887 | Stone age indeed! Did you see the one in her ring? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1888 | This whole Game of Thrones thing has gone too far. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1889 | I now pronounce you Ooga and Booga | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1890 | When you get past the whole 'pillaging and looting' thing, they make a really cute couple. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1891 | A little too long on the paleo diet | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1892 | They are not a cute couple. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1893 | They met on a singles pillaging cruise." | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1894 | Mum's Sword. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1895 | I think it's all pleather. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1896 | No Game of Thrones spoilers! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1897 | I may be wrong, but I think they still need to sacrifice a goat. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1898 | I should have gone with the Starbucks gift card | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1899 | Have you ordered tickets for their divorce yet? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1900 | ‘Don’t kink-shame Janet. So what if they’re into Barbarian role play? Mind your own business you nosey-ass bitch. This is why Kenneth left you.’ | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1901 | That preacher doesn't look Norwegian! | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1902 | I just hope the reception food isn't Paleo. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1903 | Dearly Beclubbed we are gathered here together... | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1904 | Did he just say, "Unite and conquer"? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1905 | She said they will be honeymooning on a raid somewhere in Northumbria. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1906 | Can you give me a ride to Valhalla after the service? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1907 | Ten bucks we hear crickets after 'speak now or forever hold your peace.'" | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1908 | They believe in traditional gender roles | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1909 | Told her not to get married on a Sunday especially when the Vikings are +6 at Green Bay. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1910 | I'm concerned that the "something blue" will be dragon fire. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1911 | It's not really the size of the sword that matters, I've heard. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1912 | I generally don't like destination weddings, but Westeros is so pretty this time of year. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1913 | He owns three mountains and it was love at first sight for her. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1914 | Do you promise not to refer to your mother-in-law as a Battle Ax? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1915 | It's death to who parts? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1916 | Them saying their own vows is simply barbaric. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1917 | Do you take this bull by the horns to love and to cherish as long as you shall live? | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1918 | Lisa told me they met on an Asterix chat room but told her parents it was the Opera. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1919 | I guess 'for better, for Norse' makes sense. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1920 | You know, Janet, there's no way I'll get a second wearing out of this one, unless I'm in one of the Flintstones' wedding next year. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1921 | She said she wanted something different, but Visigoth fashion is so itchy! | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1922 | Nothing like prehistoric traditions to make a modern woman feel loved. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1923 | I give it six moons. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1924 | I’ll never find anyone to pillage with. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1925 | Luckily she has her sword to parry his spear tonight | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1926 | Let's hope she skips that tradition of 'throwing the bouquet'. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1927 | And for their honeymoon, they're going to sack and pillage the Outer Hebrides. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1928 | They're going on a raiding cruise for their honeymoon. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1929 | Some of us would prefer that they wore Cheeseheads. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1930 | Of course the reception dinner is paleo | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1931 | I give it till next Sunday night. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1932 | Despite the raping and pillaging, they are quite the couple." | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1933 | I dont think its healthy to binge watch Thrones while planning a wedding. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1934 | I've heard they're going to invade Norway on their honeymoon. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1935 | They're moving to Denmark to be closer to Olin's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1936 | It is my pleasure to now pronounce them confused! You may now kiss whatever is standing next to you. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1937 | They're vegans. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1938 | Regardless, I still think 23andMe is a fun engagement present | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1939 | I just wish she wouldn’t have used her sword to tailor that dress. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1940 | For their honeymoon, they're going to conquer France. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1941 | We don't sack the church until after the ceremony.' | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1942 | “And I hear they’re taking a Viking cruise for their Honeymoon. Can you believe that? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1943 | Tell me again why we spent $200 on matching dresses. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1944 | And to rape, plunder and pillage so long as you both shall live? | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1945 | Couples that rape and pillage together stay together. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1946 | She wanted a man from the old school. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1947 | The Groupon for the Viking Cruise delivered big-time. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1948 | They registered for plunder. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1949 | Maybe I'll pass on trying to catch the bouquet... | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1950 | Your having forsworn rape and pillage, I now pronounce you.... | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1951 | It started with the Paleo diet. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1952 | What does a vow to 'kill the wabbit' mean? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1953 | They both worked at Medieval Times when they met. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1954 | I told them, stop trying to be trendy. Everybody's doing their honeymoon in Iceland. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1955 | I now pronounce you husband and wife until the fat lady sings. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1956 | If anyone knows why this couple should not marry, keep silent or bid this world farewell. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1957 | You may now rub noses! | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1958 | Remember, you two - it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1959 | I'd forget that "I object" nonsense if I were you. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1960 | “Throwback Thursdays are getting out of hand”. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1961 | You may kiss the 'brúor' or 'kván' or whatever. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1962 | So do you think that he'll carry her down the aisle on his shoulder or drag her by the hair after they cross swords? | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1963 | It's a compromise. She wanted a vintage dress. He wanted a Viking stove. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1964 | They're taking that Paleo diet very seriously. | 1.2385 | 0.05031 | 109 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1965 | I think they fired the wedding planner prematurely. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1966 | They really went all in on the paleo diet | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1967 | I hear they are going to honeymoon in Valhalla! | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1968 | It's a crossbow wedding. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1969 | Feels more like 'speak now, or forever hold your piece. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1970 | You may now cancel HBO | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1971 | Hilda says all the phallic symbols are just for show, except hers. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1972 | She did manage to talk him out of wearing that stylish nosepiece. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1973 | And if anyone has an objection, speak now and prepare for combat or forever hold your peace. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1974 | I know vows don't usually include so many pledges to 'spare no one,' but they wrote their own. So romantic. | 1.2385 | 0.04496 | 109 | 85 | 22 | 2 |
1975 | I knew I should have worn my loin cloth".... | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1976 | I hope Kevin shows up. We need six to witness their consummation and I don't want to have to use the priest... | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1977 | I think everyone's prepared to hold their peace. | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1978 | In Minnesota it isn't possible to be too rabid a fan of your NFL team. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1979 | To have and to hold, for better or for worse, through plague and disease and invasion of Germanic hordes...till death do you part. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1980 | Can you believe they were a perfect match on social media. | 1.2385 | 0.04303 | 109 | 84 | 24 | 1 |
1981 | They’re storming a castle for their honeymoon. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1982 | What village are they raiding for their honeymoon? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1983 | Dearly be-hunted ... | 1.2385 | 0.04859 | 109 | 87 | 18 | 4 |
1984 | They see eye to eye on the important things. | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1985 | You should've been there when Freyja heard from Ragnhild and Halvor that Jormungand invited his ex Oddveig to the wedding. It was a complete nightmare. | 1.2385 | 0.05514 | 109 | 91 | 10 | 8 |
1986 | I'm having trouble following ... I don't understand Norse code. | 1.2385 | 0.05197 | 109 | 89 | 14 | 6 |
1987 | Well, they clearly are an 'old-fashioned love' kind of couple... | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1988 | They met at the Lohengrin opera. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1989 | When they bring out the sacrificial lamb just tell them I had to go pee. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1990 | The third groomsman couldn’t make it. He died last week in the Battle of Oslo.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1991 | Let's hope they don't have kids. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1992 | When she tosses her sword, be careful how you catch it. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1993 | I still say she's taking this paleo thing way too far." | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1994 | You may now slaughter the bride. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1995 | Now you may keep the Bride | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1996 | She goes on the paleo diet, and next thing you know, she's Mrs. Zug. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1997 | You know they didn't actually wear horned helmets. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1998 | Personally, I'd rather be at a Viking funeral. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1999 | I'm predicting that this is going to be a combative relationship. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2000 | You don’t want to know where they’re registered. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2001 | This bouquet toss will not be pretty. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
2002 | She told me that they had bonded over a shared love for the Paleo diet, but this is taking things a bit too far... | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2003 | 6 to 1 he's dead by sunrise, eh? | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
2004 | It all started with that Paleo diet. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2005 | "And may you live happily ever after and be great in the sack." | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2006 | I thought he was supposed to give her his sword AFTER the wedding. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2007 | Hurry! The Vikings game starts in ten minutes!!! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2008 | I’m so sorry - this is the Wilkes wedding. The cosplay convention is next week. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2009 | Before we begin, has anyone seen the groom's double latte coffee cup? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2010 | Nah - he wouldn't hear of a 'best man.' | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2011 | Is the breakfast Paleo too? | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2012 | The honeymoon is going to be a Viking River Cruise. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2013 | Wait till you see the paleo wedding cake. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2014 | You know he's pillaged and plundered half the women in Europe. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2015 | I think these theme weddings have gone too far. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2016 | Always a bridesmaid, never a shield matron. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2017 | Whose cave are going to live in? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2018 | And to think it was a blind date. | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
2019 | She's been dreaming about this day for literally 1,000 years. | 1.2336 | 0.05407 | 107 | 89 | 11 | 7 |
2020 | Alberich is nicer than he looks. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2021 | I’m just glad she didn’t give up her sword! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2022 | Her sword is mightier than his pen | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2023 | They met on VDate. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2024 | Why do you think the invitation said Red Wedding? | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2025 | What happens in Vegas.... | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2026 | How do you say vodka cranberry in Norse? | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
2027 | He looked a lot thinner on his Facebook page. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2028 | At least she can wear hers for other occasions. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2029 | When they said old fashion wedding, I thought they meant the 80's. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2030 | The vacuum was pricey, but Aunt Carol got stuck with “blood of the enemy.” | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2031 | God help him if he messes up a line. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2032 | He just got a job in Minnesota. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2033 | Dearly Beweaponed... | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2034 | Warning! This sermon contains Game of Thrones spoilers. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2035 | I love her shoes! They match her wedding dress perfectly. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2036 | They'll be honeymooning along the coast of Normandy. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2037 | I heard they're honeymooning at Lindisfarne. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2038 | They met on the set of Games of Thrones. | 1.2336 | 0.05568 | 107 | 90 | 9 | 8 |
2039 | After they get the bill for this themed wedding, they are also going to be playing a lot of Game of Loans. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2040 | There's a small problem. She has a seafood allergy. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2041 | To be true to the theme, he should just throw her over his shoulder and head for his hut. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | Jerry’s 12% Swedish result from Ancestry.com and here we stand in these ridiculous outfits. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2043 | The hip satchel REALLY doesn't go with her dress, it's such a primitive accessory. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2044 | When I heard it was a Scandinavian theme, I thought they meant minimalist. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2045 | You still want to do mazel tov? | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
2046 | And they met on the Viking River Cruise ship. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2047 | Seems like only yesterday, they were Jedi Warriors. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2048 | Is the tossing of the sword still traditional? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2049 | I get it— We all love the Vikings, but really? Purple bridesmaids dresses?! | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2050 | Apparently he told her he was horny and she appreciated his honesty. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2051 | I'm guessing they don't have a prenup. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2052 | Diamonds are out, valyrian steel is in. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2053 | It looks like they picked fish for dinner and we have a choice between spearfish and swordfish. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
2054 | Getting him here has been quite the saga. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2055 | I heard the pre-nup covers pillage spoils. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2056 | For better or for Norse…” | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
2057 | Through siege, plunder, and mayhem 'till death do you part. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
2058 | He’s rushing because there’s a Viking funeral next. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
2059 | One of them dies in the last episode " | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
2060 | Yes, he will obey. | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
2061 | Was it the best man or maid of honor that was supposed to bring the side of beef? | 1.2294 | 0.04250 | 109 | 85 | 23 | 1 |
2062 | They pillaged their own vows. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2063 | I give it until the 'sack and pillage' season. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2064 | She dated a Great and a Good, but she chose Magnus the So-So. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2065 | Be man and wife, united before God in heaven until Game of Throne's series finale do you part. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2066 | They flipped a coin between The Vikings and Game of Thrones. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2067 | Let's head straight to the open bar before it's pillaged. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2068 | And they promise to pillage and sack till death do them part. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2069 | No I didn’t meet her at a Pilates class. We met when we sacked his kingdom. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2070 | ...as long as you both shall pillage. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2071 | Don't worry, the bride switches the sword with a bouquet before the toss. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2072 | They're really gung-ho on this Viking cruise honeymoon trip, huh? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2073 | We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of...okay I can't pronounce either of your names, so why not we cut to the cake? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2074 | Will you love, honor and equally share the spoils from pillage until death do you part? | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2075 | Double or nothing, Anna, they’ll last for two years. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2076 | The Best Man forgot the rings, so we’re waiting for him to plunder the village for a new pair. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2077 | Another "conquest" for Magnus. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2078 | Liv looks so cute as "Vi" and Ingmar so handsome as "King". | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2079 | I introduced them at Comic Con. It was love at first LARP. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2080 | She keeps calling him 'Hun'--it's a Baltimore thing." | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2081 | I don’t know what she sees in Hagar. I think he’s horrible. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2082 | If anyone here knows of a reason why this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, let him stand and grunt now. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2083 | It was love at first pillage. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2084 | Speak now, or as I would highly recommend, forever hold your peace. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2085 | Shotgun? What's a shotgun? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2086 | I was there when she said yes to that dress. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2087 | It's a match made in Valhalla - they're both 9-5 Barbarians. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2088 | She may never see her village again, but at least she’s keeping her last name. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2089 | Well, they did say it wasn’t going to be a shotgun wedding | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2090 | Don’t you just love old-fashioned weddings? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2091 | They're into paleo but I'm not sure it's working for him. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2092 | A match made in Valhalla. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2093 | The minister is leaving out the "till death do you part" part. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2094 | It was the only thing they could come up with when his tux wasn't delivered. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2095 | I think the sword emphasizes the 'keep' part of the vows. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2096 | They are so right for each other! I love their matching gowns! | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2097 | I’m warning ya, don’t do Ancestry.com! | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2098 | Do You Promise To Honor 'Game of Thrones' for as long as you both shall live? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2099 | This isn’t the first troth he’s plighted | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2100 | My Old Norse isn't so good, but I think he just said "I ate the third groomsman." | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2101 | I tried to fix her up with my cousin, but she said he was kind of rough around the edges. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2102 | He was her patient in the hospital, and he took a turn for the Norse. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2103 | I’m gonna have Jourasic themed wedding | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2104 | ...to love, honor, and cherish, as long as the ratings hold up... | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2105 | Now you can fight the bride | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2106 | She's obsessed with the "something old" part. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2107 | None of them would dare claim to be the best man. | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2108 | On the hilt of her sword she promises, “To death be the penalty of your infidelity.” | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2109 | I'm skipping the reception. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2110 | "Do you take this woman? I mean seriously, with a manpurse" | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2111 | They're planning on pillaging Iceland for their honeymoon. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2112 | They are taking this paleo diet thing too far. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2113 | I kinda wish they had never learned that they had so much Neanderthal DNA. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2114 | Eric. Mrs. Red. I now pronounce you plunderer and plunderess. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2115 | When they said "destination wedding", I didn't think they meant Mordor. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2116 | Honeymoon plans were a cruise but Comic-Con is next week. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2117 | I'm not sure why my sister asked me to be a bridesmaid. I mean, I've never watched an episode of "Game of Thrones." | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2118 | I wish our dresses had fringe on the bottom too. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2119 | The honeymoon is at a place called "Plunder & Pillage". | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2120 | Aw! They're wearing what they wore when they first met. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2121 | Did you order the paleo or the keto? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2122 | He make look imposing but pleeze... a fanny pack? He probably has never pillaged in his life. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2123 | O.K. call in the Valkaries | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2124 | They met on a Viking cruise ship! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2125 | She's as horney as he is,but wouldn't be caught dead in that hat. | 1.2286 | 0.04118 | 105 | 81 | 24 | 0 |
2126 | I give it six generations. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2127 | After the wedding you better be careful. Instead of a bouquet, she throws the sword, and instead of a garter, he throws the spear. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2128 | Last week I was at a Viking funeral... | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2129 | There's heritage and there's effin' whacko. Please tell me she did not just say 'Obey'. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2130 | I give it a year before she realizes how horrible he is. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2131 | He promised he’d get circumcised after the ceremony | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2132 | Vlad's final conquest! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2133 | As soon as the ceremony is over, we'll be hunting and gathering dinner. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2134 | Their relationship goes way back. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2135 | I have a sudden taste for a Danish. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2136 | It seems like they dated forever. ! | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2137 | After the ceremony we are going to pillage the Arnowitz reception. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2138 | I didn't know Paleo was a fashion, too. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2139 | Well, this IS her third marriage. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2140 | The huge rock is making more sense. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2141 | I know she was a Vikings fan even when she was young. But this? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2142 | Someday they hope to get a throne of their own. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2143 | Well it took a horse, two trains and a flux capacitor but here, in this state and time, you two can be married. | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
2144 | Finding a dress wasn't a problem, wait till you see their registry | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2145 | I plan to avoid her bouquet toss. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2146 | They're both workaholics. For the honeymoon they're pillaging the South of France. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2147 | I don’t think they break the glass at this one! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2148 | She's the pillage to his plunder. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2149 | And may you always rampage together for better or worse and richer or poorer. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2150 | I didn't know this was what they meant when the invite said "black tie optional" | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2151 | What’s this about Bifrost, Asgard and Odin. I thought this was an Episcopalian wedding. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2152 | It's going to be a "tough go". She's descended from Greenland and he from Norway. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2153 | Football nuts...they're Vikings fans. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2154 | THESE VIKING FANS ARE GETTING RIDICULOUS. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2155 | She said he got her rocks off. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2156 | Do you know how long this is going to take? I've got a pillaging in an hour. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2157 | They're a very progressive couple. She hit HIM over the head and dragged him here, but not before she made him sign a prenup. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2158 | When they said that their 'Love of the Vikings' brought them together, I thought they meant football. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2159 | Aren't they sweet? They met at the Bar Review course. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2160 | At least she gave consent before he pillages. | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2161 | I think they met on "Survivor: Goth Edition." | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2162 | Now cross your weapons, spit and say you bet. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2163 | I must admit Ethel, I am excited for the true Viking buffet of putrefied shark, mead and puffin | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2164 | I didn't expect them to settle down. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2165 | For me, plundering and pillaging would have been dealbreakers. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2166 | White was not an option. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2167 | Congratulations . . . and now back to raping and pillaging. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2168 | I understand that they met on-line. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2169 | Will you accept this sword? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2170 | I don't have cable... I've never even seen Game of Thrones | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2171 | Are you going to the reception? I hear there'll be sword fighting. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2172 | I am so not looking forward to the traditional tossing of the sword. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2173 | We're rowing them to Maui for the honeymoon. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2174 | You may now drag the bride to your lair by her hair. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2175 | How do you think they afjord this? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2176 | They must be preparing for “til death do us part.” | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2177 | Hers is by Olga Beste. His is a cheap imitation. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2178 | Only second marriages can get away with this. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2179 | Oriental Trading was having a 50% off sale. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2180 | I see we're back on the Viking Cruise itinerary. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2181 | Twice blessed, a marriage license AND a license for open carry, a match made in Valhalla. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2182 | I remember she said, “wear your skins,” but I thought that was a Norse valediction. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2183 | And now, if there are any guests here who object to this union - and have a death wish - I invite you to speak up at this time. For the rest of you, I recommend identifying the nearest exit - it may be behind you. | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
2184 | It's a marriage made in Valhalla. | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2185 | It is just me or did he say' "you may now stab the bride?" | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2186 | So I don't think it's anything you need to worry about, but I need to ask if anyone objects to you two marrying. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2187 | Today we celebrate the Black Irish and Viking bloodlines in our DNA map... | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2188 | They are going to honeymoon in Minnesota. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2189 | I hope this one goes better then her Byzantine marriage. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2190 | The reception theme is the sacking of Rome. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2191 | You know what they say, Carol: Always a bridesmaid, never a warrior princess. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2192 | These celebrity weddings are weird as fuck. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2193 | My gift is those matching Gucci purses. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2194 | So, who wears the pants in the relationship? | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2195 | They wanted an older traditional Scandinavian wedding | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2196 | They are really leaning into having dated wedding photos. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2197 | At the reception dance onboard the ship, expect beer, fish and violence. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2198 | I guess he was sacked. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2199 | The bride slaughtered the thousand lambs for the reception herself. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2200 | Get a load of the gown! Next time, say No To The Dress! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2201 | Iceland has become a very hot honeymoon spot. | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
2202 | I hear they're going on a siege of Rome for their honeymoon. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2203 | His enemies decided on a slow painful death. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2204 | We are giving them matching pelts. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2205 | Place the Ring of Death on her finger and say the following: "Achk tychkty vlogh flvngyt ushkbt..." | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2206 | "Helga told me they're going to exchange weapons." | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2207 | This why I don't Internet date. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2208 | What is her wedding planner trying to tell her? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2209 | Do you promise to pillage and plunder till death due you part? | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2210 | Amazon Prime screwed this order up, big time. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2211 | The other stuff was good, but the pillaging sealed the deal! | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2212 | The bride doesn't usually carry a weapon, but since this is her second marriage she thought she would carry the sword of Damocles. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2213 | Right after the reception, they're going plundering. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2214 | They met on Game of Thrones | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2215 | I wish the new bride could throw us something else, like flowers or something. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2216 | This is a wonderful match. They are both heavily into genealogy. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2217 | I'm worried about the lack of vegetarian options at the reception. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2218 | Am I terrible for thinking thinking more and more, 'America for Americans' " | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2219 | I can’t believe she’s made us wear these ridiculous dresses | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2220 | Can you believe they met on a Southwest flight to Des Moines? | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2221 | There's a no-uxoricide clause in their prenup. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2222 | Did he just say 'What God has joined together,go forth to pillage and plunder | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2223 | I hear they're going to pillage the most adorable village for the honeymoon. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2224 | Their registry was all plunder and burn. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2225 | Ten to one Freydis turns Eric the Bloodaxe into Eric the Lapdog. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2226 | When she said it would be a 'paleo' wedding, I thought she meant the food. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2227 | It's a scandal. They're completely unrelated | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2228 | I'm SO envious! I hear they're honeymooning in Vinland. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2229 | They met on pillage.com.. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2230 | Believe I will skip trying to catch the bouquet this time” | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2231 | The sword is used by the rabbi at the bris. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2232 | Well, I tried to put my foot down about this cosplay crap... | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
2233 | Did you know that their outfits are washable, made from Ultrasuede®️ | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2234 | I think the ring purses really complete their outfits. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2235 | I can’t believe she’s wearing hwit. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2236 | I think she's going to hyphenate it. She'll be Helga Pillager-Impaler. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
2237 | Always the bridesmaid, never the barbarian. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2238 | It's outrageous... the bride going sleeveless this time of year. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
2239 | Do you take this women to be your wife? Yes I did, last week when I raided her father’s kingdom. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2240 | Before him, she never even liked pillaging. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
2241 | Tomorrow this theme party is over, and I'm getting my money back for this dress. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
2242 | Kiss the bride before I call security. | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
2243 | Actually, they're Vegan. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2244 | Sorry, but I'm so over these legacy events. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2245 | It's just part of the new all-Paleo lifestyle! | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2246 | At the kiss, the preacher had better duck! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2247 | You are now Wed, begin the battle! | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
2248 | I'm just glad it's only a themed wedding, I can't afford another destination wedding | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
2249 | Someone told me they had been binging Game of Thrones. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2250 | Can’t wait to raid the buffet. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2251 | Do you know how much money we could have saved on dresses? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2252 | You’ll never guess what they’re doing for their honeymoon... | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2253 | I heard they are going to Honeymoon along the coast of England. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2254 | This really brings home the current affinity for Nordic socialism. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2255 | You can almost feel the gotterdammerung! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2256 | If anyone knows any reason these two should not be wed... Best of luck. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2257 | Before we start, the Theme Wedding thing stops as soon as the reception is over. Okay? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2258 | I still don't understand why she chose Gog/Magog for her bridal collection. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2259 | I hear they’re leaving the reception in an antique fjord. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2260 | Okay, tie the cans to the back of the longboat! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2261 | They have a pillage registry at Nordstrom. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2262 | They were found holding hands in a block of ice when it was melted. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2263 | I think the sword and the spear really make the outfit, don't you? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2264 | You may kiss the barbarian | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2265 | At least it isn’t a Viking funeral. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2266 | I don’t know what she sees in him. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2267 | Lace-up sandals? Fur tunics? FANNY packs?? SO passé... | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2268 | Do you, Hagar the Horrible, take Olga the Terrible, in lawfully wedded combat? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2269 | They met through the web, the dating site for corporate raiders. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2270 | I heard that they meet on a cruise | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2271 | Oh you said for better or worse NOT for better or norse. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2272 | Hey, it's their day, but I refused to budge on the goat sacrifice. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2273 | JDate, apparently. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2274 | Where are they going for their honeymoon raid? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2275 | Wanda, did the minister just say, "until death duel you part"? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2276 | He worships her lutefisk and caper pâté. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2277 | Hurry up! The time warp is almost over. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2278 | I was going to object, but I forgot my battle axe in the car. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2279 | Pardon me, Brunhilda and Magnus, but I'm thinking the part in here about "wives be submissive to your husbands" is not applicable to you two. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2280 | Same thing she wore at her 1st wedding! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2281 | I heard he slaughtered a village at the bachelor party | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2282 | Actually, they don't need the weapons until after they're married. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2283 | "The pre-nups just keep getting crazier." | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2284 | He got his 23andMe results and they showed something like 0.1% Viking | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2285 | The ritual isn’t complete until she blows the Gjallarhorn | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2286 | No, he won’t be breaking a glass. Slaughtering a chicken together is more their thing. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2287 | She carries the sword in the family. I’ll be taking her name. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2288 | He plunders villages; she pillages treasure ships. It won’t last. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2289 | I now pronounce you Fang and Claw. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2290 | They met on Pininterest! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2291 | Why did I have to buy this dress? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2292 | At the first rehearsal, he tried to put the ring in her nose. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2293 | Not to be a nag, but couldn't they've dressed up a little? | 1.2243 | 0.05363 | 107 | 90 | 10 | 7 |
2294 | Thjodhild told me that she and Erik are honeymooning to Greenland for 10 days on a Viking Ocean Cruise. | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2295 | They are registered at Pillaging and Beyond | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2296 | Stick around, there's going to be pillaging after dinner. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2297 | They took one of those new DNA ancestry tests. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2298 | I love a formal wedding, don't you? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2299 | I love these theme weddings. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2300 | You may spear the bride. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2301 | He and I used to date. Just think, it could have been me. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2302 | I heard She-Throg insisted on a pre-nup; if Throg ever leaves her, she gets the whalebone jewelry, cask of grog, and the Volvo XC90 Hybrid SUV. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2303 | They’re actually Sunday school teachers living it up. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2304 | Wow, they're really holding fast to their old fashioned view of marriage. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2305 | Do you promise to maraud, plunder, raid and pillage until you depart to Valhalla? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2306 | Sooo... is the blood eagle scheduled before or after the cake? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2307 | I’ve heard of a shotgun wedding but this is ridiculous.” | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2308 | What's a shotgun? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2309 | You'll know the wedding has ended when the fat lady sings. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2310 | I’m so glad they found each other. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2311 | Not yet. Consummation is later | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2312 | You were right, a couple of neanderthals! | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2313 | I can't see him forsaking the pillaging either. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2314 | 72nd generation Norwegians. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2315 | I think they've got the "Til death do us part" down pat. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2316 | This seal bone bra is really uncomfortable. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | Do you think she is wearing nylons? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2318 | They say they want their wedding to “go viral”, whatever that means! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2319 | To have and to hold, to hunt and to gather, in famine and in successful murder of goat family during fruitful harvest. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2320 | They met on PillageAndPlunder.com. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2321 | They forgot they're expected at the Met Gala right after this | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2322 | And do you Helga, promise to Pillage and Plunder with Jeff until Valkyries collect your soul? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2323 | Isn't this taking the paleo diet a bit too far? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2324 | "She's much prettier than the last one he pillaged." | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2325 | Don't tell anyone but I missed every episode. On purpose. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2326 | They both just got their MBA's. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2327 | I heard the mother-in-law is even more barbaric | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2328 | She said they met at a raid and pillage. Is that a new restaurant uptown? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2329 | What happens if she says 'I don't!' | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2330 | I think they carry this ‘Game of Thrones’ thing a little too far. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2331 | How much longer is this going to friggin take? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2332 | Her first husband was an orthodontist. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2333 | Wait until you see the Ring Bear. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2334 | She kept pressuring him and he finally caved in. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2335 | You just never know who you'll find on VikingsOnly.com! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2336 | Now I know why there were no steak knives on their registry. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2337 | The catching of the bouquet will be especially brutal today. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2338 | The "until death do you part" clause usually refers to natural causes. | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2339 | She read some online blog about "the couple that slays together, stays together." | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2340 | And they're headed for a Norse divorce. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2341 | The Paleo diet has some unexpected side effects. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2342 | I decorated their old fjord with newlywed cans. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2343 | I wasn’t sure it’d work out when he abducted her. But their relationship has really blossomed. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2344 | Let's break tradition and not catch the garter. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | Their funerals are much more exciting. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2346 | I'm sure they're gonna rune things. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2347 | They're honeymooning in Vinland, wherever that is. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2348 | I guess they want to remind us that the Wedding Gift Registry is for IKEA." | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2349 | I told you they took Game of Thrones too seriously. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2350 | A little ironic that the reading is from the Lindisfarne Gospels. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2351 | He comes from a really old fashioned family. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2352 | This is the 4th thrones wedding I've been to this year... | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2353 | I hear they are moving to Greenland | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2354 | This all just feels a bit archaic. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2355 | I guess I'm not surprised Janine is taking Ivan the Terrible's last name. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2356 | Could have told me it was fancy dress. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2357 | He’s deaf as a post. She wanted a Village People theme. Instead, she gets Pillage People. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | It’ll last until a Vikings game airs opposite ‘Game of Thrones.’ | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2359 | The weather’s just perfect. I guess sacrificing Roger to the Norse Gods paid off after all. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2360 | She couldn't wear white, obviously, but the caveman get-up, really? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2361 | I wouldn’t want to see him in the sack. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2362 | I heard they’re gonna have dragons at the reception. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2363 | I was in a Shakespeare themed wedding last summer too. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2364 | She swears he's not horrible. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2365 | These things are so antiquated. Who needs a priest to tell them they're more than just siblings? | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 76 | 21 | 0 |
2366 | I think `bliss' is out of the question. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2367 | I heard they wanted a very traditional wedding | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2368 | They built their own ship for their honeymoon. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2369 | She's got it on backward. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2370 | What’s in your wallet? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2371 | Similar ceremonies. Similar vows, really, except for the "In Death we do pyre" part. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2372 | Something better, something worse, something stylish, something Norse. | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2373 | We are gathered here today in the sight of Thor. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2374 | This is taking 'something old' a little too far. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2375 | I gave them the matching fanny packs. What did you get them? | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2376 | If they don't serve ale at our reception, I'm gonna go berserk! | 1.2165 | 0.05330 | 97 | 81 | 11 | 5 |
2377 | The couple that raids together... | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2378 | She needs to review that, "Death do us part" stuff. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2379 | Before I begin, Mr.”The Red,” I must ask you, are you here on your own free will? | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2380 | Apparently he was tossed overboard. Sorry. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2381 | I thought you had Der Ring! | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2382 | Asgard is my witness, I've never seen a happier couple. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2383 | They committed to everything paleo. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2384 | Its part of the #Me Then movement. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2385 | They met at a Game of Thrones fan club. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | I think we look more Scandinavian than Norwegian. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2387 | Their pledge of faithfulness holds a bit of a threat, don't you think? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2388 | Right? She always makes things difficult. I spent all that money on a dress I can never wear anywhere else. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2389 | I was getting so tired of those DIY barn weddings. The thatched hut idea is so fresh. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2390 | You OK with forever hold your piece? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2391 | i hear they met while he was pillaging her town | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2392 | He had her at a Knock Knock Viking joke. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2393 | I hate to think what the honeymoon will be like. | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 76 | 21 | 0 |
2394 | Let the battle begin. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2395 | I think they took this role playing thing a bit too far | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2396 | Just remember, never catch the bouquet with your knife arm. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2397 | I told her "do not tie your hair !" | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2398 | This is why I don’t watch Game of Thrones. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2399 | I think Madison has started taking this 23andMe thing just a little too far. | 1.2165 | 0.04687 | 97 | 78 | 17 | 2 |
2400 | I heard they met at last year's Pillage Frolic. It was love at first smite. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2401 | I hate being underdressed. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2402 | I'm not catching it, are you? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2403 | Do you think their children will be raised in the Viking tradition? | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2404 | I think this is called “extreme paleo.” | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | We’re going to do some pillaging before the reception. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2406 | They are going with the usual "love, honor, and pillage" oath. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2407 | they have Viking funerals planned, too. | 1.2165 | 0.04452 | 97 | 77 | 19 | 1 |
2408 | I’m planning on pillaging the best man tonight. | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2409 | Maybe I should put Viking in my Tinder bio too. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2410 | She's finally gonna make an honest hun outta him | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2411 | I didn't expect such a traditional wedding . | 1.2165 | 0.05528 | 97 | 82 | 9 | 6 |
2412 | We'll have a choice between rack of wild boar and yak stew at the reception. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2413 | I can't wait to pillage the open bar. | 1.2165 | 0.04910 | 97 | 79 | 15 | 3 |
2414 | I’m undecided about trying to catch her sword. | 1.2165 | 0.04203 | 97 | 76 | 21 | 0 |
2415 | The first husband. Literally. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2416 | We heard the reception is a "pillage and plunder" theme | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2417 | Your first Game of Thrones Prequel wedding? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2418 | The last time I saw Hagar he raped my sister and stole our horses. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2419 | Spoiler alert: She’s going to say “yes.” | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2420 | I hate that theme weddings are normal now. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2421 | ‘And how are they going to bring up the children?’ | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2422 | I guess she hasn't told him she a Packers fan. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2423 | I'm telling you, Vikings didn't really wear horns! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2424 | So...who wears the pants? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2425 | That sword goes great with her gown. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2426 | Well, he's no Thor. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2427 | Don’t give up hope, Darlene. After all, we never thought Laura would find someone that shared her affinity for Viking culture. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2428 | It would have been nice to get clued into the details of this Norwegian Destination Wedding. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2429 | I heard he comes from the other side of the tracks. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2430 | They kicked the third one out because he didn't have matching shoes. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2431 | Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the sight of Odin... | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2432 | Ordering online from Viking Formals didn't strike me as wise either. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2433 | He's not pagan, but he converted. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2434 | It'll never last...he's Swedish. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2435 | They met on the internet | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2436 | I think Karen's taken the "Game of Thrones" theme a little over the top... | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2437 | I can't wait to try the vegan seal meat alternative at the reception. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2438 | Thor has some weird friends. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2439 | Her sword isn't even real, Its silicone. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2440 | That spat is going to be a doozy. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2441 | I love Las Vegas weddings. Last week Batman and Catwoman married without knowing each other's real names! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2442 | They've always been behind the times. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2443 | This was the only church they hadn’t pillaged. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2444 | Do you promise to pilfer together? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2445 | She told me they wrote their own vows. The Old Norse is a bit of a surprise. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2446 | So by the power invested in me, by Mike Zimmer, I now pronounce you disappointed Vikings fans. You may now dash your hopes. Go Vikes. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2447 | Do you promise to always pillage and burn together? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2448 | This is my first Game of Thrones Red Wedding. What will the reception be like? | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2449 | I give it two raiding seasons, max. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2450 | I knew she wouldn't be wearing white. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2451 | Do you Leif take Geisel to be your lawful partner in pillaging and plundering so long as one of you shall live | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2452 | Did anyone tie tin cans to the swan from Asgard? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2453 | Don’t you find it odd.. accessorizing with fannypacks at a wedding | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2454 | Let's hope the bouquet is not a battle axe. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2455 | The other Valkyries are flying in. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2456 | Kill the wabbit...Kill the wabbit... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2457 | I think she killed. Something old; those clothes, something new; her third husband, something borrowed; that broad sword, something blue; the color she'll turn when they celebrate their honeymoon in Norway. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2458 | I prefer her dress to ours. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2459 | This is my first throwback wedding. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2460 | The costumes seem right somehow -- but the photos with the bridesmaids and groomsmen are going to look odd | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2461 | Any idea why we’re all wearing red? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2462 | I know that this is Viking Cruise Lines, but still, its a bit much. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2463 | They really believe in being prepared. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2464 | ...until death do you part... I'm guessing that's around 10 minutes. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2465 | I give it 15 minutes... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2466 | Aren't they beautiful, matching silver sword and spear?" | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2467 | Buying him a subscription to Ancestry .com : wasn't the smartest thing she ever did . | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2468 | They met on VikingMatch.com. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2469 | Ok, now I understand the NordicTrack on their registry... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2470 | You may now pillage together! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2471 | We should be so lucky. Finding a soul mate with the same sensibilities! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2472 | She hasn't even buried her first husband yet! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2473 | This shiksah converted for this schmendrick? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2474 | They could have at least hinted at the theme. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2475 | Classic pagans, always looking for a tax break | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2476 | You know, her last husband was an ogre. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2477 | I don’t watch Game of Thrones. How does this end? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2478 | I hear an ABBA cover band will be playing at the reception." | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2479 | And whoever catches it will never be asked, 'when are you getting married?' | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2480 | I told you he's Jewish. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2481 | ...to love, honor and pillage!? Really? | 1.2105 | 0.04205 | 95 | 75 | 20 | 0 |
2482 | When does he stomp on the glass? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2483 | But isn't she his aunt? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2484 | Now it's time to break the glass. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2485 | The honeymoon should be quite the bang up. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2486 | They'll stay together for better or Norse | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2487 | Well, she always did say should would kill for that dress. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2488 | I hear that at the reception, the guests will be pillaging the buffet at the Holiday Inn. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2489 | If it doesn’t work out I bet she still keeps the sword. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2490 | Given the reality of climate change, her ultimatum was a space capsule or Viking ship.” Catherine Burgess Somerville, M | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2491 | Val, do you take Halla... | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2492 | Instead of vows, they're planning on a fight to the death. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2493 | Always a bridesmaid, never a brúðr, right? | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2494 | Kinsman to kinswoman will be true. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2495 | They should travel back in time. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2496 | Did he say,"For better or Norse?". | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2497 | I give you this spear as a symbol of my love... | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2498 | Yes, I believe that they've booked a cruise to Scotland for their honeymoon. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2499 | I’m all for a themed wedding, but those fanny packs are tacky. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2500 | Like I told her: if you’re gonna marry a caveman then forget the beautiful wedding dress. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2501 | I heard there's a Village Spoils clause in the pre-nup. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2502 | I think they've raised the bar for really old fashioned weddings. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2503 | Don’t cry— It’s reassuring to now know there IS a soulmate somewhere for All of Us | 1.2105 | 0.04205 | 95 | 75 | 20 | 0 |
2504 | Yeah, he’s a superficial Democratic Socialist. Really into Nordic Models. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2505 | Spoiler Alert - Game of Thrones. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2506 | She always liked to be different | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2507 | Last wedding I attended they were Tampa Bay Buccaneer fans. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2508 | I thought you said "rustic?" | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2509 | Holly runs the Facebook Punsters Asylum Group. Bud runs NRA's local chapter. It's the Right to Bare Arms theme. | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2510 | These modern kids! Give me a good Bacchus wedding any day. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2511 | Time travel is a new twist to Destination Weddings. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2512 | I heard that the Bachelor party invaded Western Europe... | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2513 | Have you tried their Paleo diet? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2514 | I think they've gone overboard with their Paleo diet. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2515 | When I told Sarah to venture out of her comfort zone, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2516 | When they said they were going for a vintage theme,I didn't think they meant this. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2517 | It took them a long time to find each other. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2518 | I give it a pillage and a sack. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2519 | They have a gift registry at IKEA | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2520 | ...I must say, though, that fanny-pack looks like it will come in handy | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2521 | She would have done anything for a fur coat... | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2522 | The groomsman on the right helped him discover America. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2523 | The best ones are always taken. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2524 | This wasn't what I imagined when she said they were planning a 'traditional Viking wedding'. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2525 | I personally hate this Goth look. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2526 | Tom Potter: "I was amazed they chose each other. They have nothing in common!" | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2527 | Did he just say "WHEN death do us part" ? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2528 | They plan to honeymoon in Hastings, after the battle. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2529 | Seriously? He's going to share the whole story of how they met and fell in love? What a saga! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2530 | My GOT... | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2531 | It’s going to be a marauding honeymoon. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2532 | Astrid and Lars recently found out, they're both descendants of Viking royalty." | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2533 | Always a bridesmaid, never a kick-ass Norse Warrior Queen. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2534 | I love these Viking weddings. The Viking funerals, not so much. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2535 | I, Conan... | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2536 | Well, I still think he's a barbarian. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2537 | They did say they wanted a vintage wedding theme. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2538 | At least it’s not a shotgun wedding. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2539 | I hear they’re spending the honeymoon on an ice floe. | 1.2065 | 0.04244 | 92 | 73 | 19 | 0 |
2540 | In the eyes of Thor I pronounce you man and wife | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2541 | With this Ring Cycle I thee wed. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | Be careful during the first dance | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2543 | I don't think he's Jewish (Not the right sort of horns) | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2544 | When they said "Destination Wedding", they didn't say the destination was 10th century Norway. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2545 | He never did learn how to tie a bow tie | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2546 | The best man is really hot. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2547 | Can't imagine how they're going to pull off a vegan blood sacrifice. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2548 | This sure beats an Irish wedding. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2549 | "Always a Norse maid, never a Norse." | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2550 | At the end of the ceremony they don't exchange rings, they exchange head-butts. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | I think she's actually starting to believe in the "Game of Thrones? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2552 | What you get when Feminism marries Religious Freedom. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2553 | I hear they met on a cruise. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2554 | Vandal game in 45 minutes. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2555 | They shouldn't have killed the third groomsman. It's going to ruin the symmetry of the photos after the ceremony. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2556 | She always did go for the barbarians! | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2557 | Till death club you apart.... | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2558 | I think they've taken this destination wedding theme a bit too far... | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2559 | And do you Mr. Ericksson swear not to run off to discover North America, never to return! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2560 | I still remember when they first met at the mascot tryout in Minnesota! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2561 | They really got into the paleo diet when they were dating. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2562 | She should have married a Lannister if you want my opinion | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2563 | I hear the honeymoon is on a Viking Longboat. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2564 | At least we know the funeral will be exciting.. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2565 | Oh ... You don't have to tell me. I know hard it must have been to lash twenty wild boars to the barbecue spits, but finding eighty virgin rowers for the honey moon barge was a bitch. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2566 | It’s a shame their parents could not make the wedding. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2567 | I can't wait for the fremented whale blunder feast to start. How about you? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2568 | I hear they're raiding Niagara Falls for the honeymoon. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2569 | The honeymoon will be a North Sea Cruise to the British Isles. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2570 | The impaled heads go on the groom’s side. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2571 | Yeup, apparently they came straight from the Met ball! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2572 | Dagmar finally landed a horny man. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2573 | And you thought the coffee cup on Game if Thrones was an obvious anachronism! | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2574 | I hear they're going on a Viking cruise for their honeymoon. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2575 | They both swear by the paleo diet. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2576 | He left out the part about does anyone object to this union | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2577 | ‘Til a floating funeral pyre at sea do we part | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2578 | Their new house is stone age modern. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2579 | These theme weddings are getting so old. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2580 | Leave it to Steve and Barb to turn an elegant ceremony into a barbaric affair... | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2581 | Always the bridesmaid, never the Brunhilda. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2582 | Looks like they are well armed for marriage. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2583 | His dick was bigger. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2584 | ...and my last Unitarian wedding took only 29 minutes. | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2585 | I wish they'd hurry up. The parking outside Valhalla is crazy this time of day and boy, do I need a mead. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2586 | Olaf is used to rape and plunder. Olga's sword says otherwise! | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2587 | This is a relief after her first marriage to that Neanderthal. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2588 | She met him at a mammoth hunters re-enactment. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2589 | As cosplay weddings go, this one’s pretty tame. But I hear the batchelor party was murder. | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2590 | Call me progressive, but do traditional weddings seem a little barbaric? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2591 | This explains the dragon themed cake | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2592 | Paleo diet. It's a lifestyle. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2593 | I''m sure the reception will be a bit of a messy affair | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2594 | Looks like they are forever going to hold their pieces. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2595 | I would have gone with the smaller sword. | 1.2065 | 0.04244 | 92 | 73 | 19 | 0 |
2596 | ...Barb says she met him at a Paleo diet retreat... | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2597 | They impaled my groomsman. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2598 | Did you notice her shoes? | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2599 | So you’re telling me, that caves these days are mortgage free? | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2600 | I understand they have signed up for a Pillage and Plunder Excursion at one of the Cruise Ship stops | 1.2065 | 0.05017 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
2601 | Personally, I think this home DNA testing has gone way too far. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2602 | It's my turn to catch the bouquet. | 1.2065 | 0.05250 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
2603 | To be honest, this is my first cosplay wedding. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2604 | Star Wars theme is so 2018. | 1.2065 | 0.05473 | 92 | 78 | 9 | 5 |
2605 | "I swear the fur isn't fake!" | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2606 | Oh gods, I bet they are going to go berserk tonight. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2607 | Looks like your date didn't survive Thor's bachelor night game "Slay." | 1.2065 | 0.04516 | 92 | 74 | 17 | 1 |
2608 | Well, they did say it would be a traditional wedding. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2609 | This is what happens when you book a wedding at the Valhalla Inn. | 1.2065 | 0.04773 | 92 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2610 | The pastor agreed to do it if they promised to pay him with real money and not animal skins. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2611 | I hear he got the ring from a dragon. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2612 | Well, I always wondered what a Neanderthal marryng up would look like. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2613 | I think we will be noticed more than that coffee cup | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2614 | They both stabbed right. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2615 | He didn’t have to work too hard to convert to cave man for her. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2616 | They met on GRRRRRRR-inder. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2617 | you may now exchange swords | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2618 | She claims they met on a jaunt to New England, but I'm skeptical. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2619 | He already took this wife. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2620 | She's been waiting forever for him to come around! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2621 | They're already dressed for their Viking cruise honeymoon! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2622 | Oh, that's what she meant by saying he's good at "swordplay". | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2623 | Sure there were women warriors, but Betty just thought the sword accessorizes so nicely with Jim's spear. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2624 | The honeymoon is a cruise to Vinland | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2625 | There are dating sites for everyone. Even marauders. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2626 | He has no idea his bride is Brunhilda. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2627 | Norse is the new white. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2628 | I feel so out of place, is the bar open yet? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2629 | We're just waiting on the Lord Of The Rings. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2630 | That's cute. They're matching. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2631 | Wow, what some people will do to save money. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2632 | He converted...why do you ask? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2633 | Kids today just don't want to dress up. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2634 | I had to get dressed up for this? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2635 | It's not "Just a dumb theme wedding". Didn't you hear they're raiding English monasteries for their honeymoon? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2636 | I'm not a bit surprised, she's always talking about how 'cutting edge' they are. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2637 | After he carries her out over his shoulder, I'm going to need a drink. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2638 | Everything's so mundane right after the Met Gala. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2639 | This is the third one of these I went to this month. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2640 | The dinner's going to have brawls, pillaging, and an open bard. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2641 | The honeymoon is to go out on a boat and light it on fire. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2642 | No. I said plunder; it's not a dating app. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2643 | Are they the ones that step on the glass and do the circle dance with the chair? Or are they the ones that do the blood sacrifice ritual? Can't keep it straight, I'm such a dummy! Also have you seen my dog? Freya said he was gonna be in the ceremony. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2644 | luckily they are both Paleo so it's not a mixed marriage | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2645 | They have so much in common. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2646 | I think they are inappropriately dressed for this cartoon. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2647 | That's a big rock. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2648 | ... 'til rape and pillage do us part. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2649 | You bet I was surprised. I was told it was a shotgun wedding. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2650 | To have and to hold, to pillage and plunder... | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2651 | I've heard of a viking funeral, but a viking wedding? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2652 | I hear the ring is genuine runestone. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2653 | ... and her sword's by Thor's of Fifth Avenue ... | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2654 | This is my third mascot wedding this year. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2655 | Do you take Astrid as your lawfully wed--" "Alright, let's skip the lawful bit. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2656 | Well, they did meet at a Vikings game, and that's why they're taking each other for better or Norse. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2657 | Love, honor and cherish? Give me a break! | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2658 | Winter is coming. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2659 | Let's get ready to rumble. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2660 | The honeymoon is a pillage through Spain and Portugal. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2661 | With Viking weddings both sides start out armed for battle and give real meaning to the oath "until death do us part" . | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2662 | The reception is at his Man Cave! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2663 | I never knew there were Viking marriage ceremonies. I only heard of their burials. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2664 | They really are two of a kind! | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2665 | Never before had a Viking ever married a Flintstone. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2666 | A 14 year engagement and this is the best they could do. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2667 | She sings of Olaf, glad and BIG ... | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2668 | I thought for sure he'd marry Brienne | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2669 | - “Do you Anvorlaf take Slaugred to be your lawfully wedded barbarian?” | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2670 | The Rains of Castamere is an interesting song choice. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2671 | For a year I've heard nothing but 'Thor and Brunhilde, Thor and Brunhilde!' Now I see they're just an ordinary couple! | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2672 | I don’t get it. He always preferred blondes. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2673 | I have to pee. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2674 | Weddings feel so medieval nowadays. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2675 | Did you hear? He invited his x. If I were him, I wouldn't close my eyes tonight. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2676 | He's a Wildling, she's a lawyer. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2677 | He went to Thor." | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2678 | Martha, can you catch a sword? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2679 | I'm not looking forward to the ten thousand year old wooly mammoth barbecue. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2680 | They're heading right to a raid after the ceremony. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2681 | They'll be a striking couple! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2682 | And do you, Lars, take this wench as your prize? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2683 | I heard the cake is more paleo than he is! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2684 | I wonder what’s in their wallet | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2685 | He pillaged the ring from his grandmother. | 1.1957 | 0.04946 | 92 | 77 | 12 | 3 |
2686 | I thought this was supposed to be a funeral. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2687 | They met on a river cruise. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2688 | Between you and me, Hagar looks horrible. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2689 | What's the expression; 'Forewarned is.....?" | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2690 | Why? Because it's a viking tradition to die with you sword. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2691 | I now pronounce you Viking and Ex-Gatherer. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2692 | I hope Wotan there didn't forget the ring. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2693 | Their honeymoon is in Greenland! | 1.1954 | 0.05626 | 87 | 75 | 7 | 5 |
2694 | "He proposed the day he saw her goring her ox." | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2695 | Personally, I like the Bears! | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2696 | This Game of Thrones business has definitely gotten out of hand. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2697 | I think I'll be passing on the bouquet toss. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2698 | Will he break the glass or eat it? | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2699 | I don’t see this ending in divorce, do you? | 1.1954 | 0.04276 | 87 | 70 | 17 | 0 |
2700 | My vegan husband was much more excited about the Gatherer's nuptials. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2701 | They're taking a river cruise. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2702 | Turns out "rapine" doesn't mean what I thought it did. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2703 | I hate to see what kind of weapons they get for the divorce | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2704 | This takes conversion to a whole new level. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2705 | I just don't get it. She's as crazy about Game of Thrones as he is about Vikings. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2706 | Damned Renaissance Fair! | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2707 | You should see where the reception is. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2708 | I just love the traditional Carolingian weaponry." | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2709 | It took a couple centuries to find the dress! | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2710 | They met on 23andMe. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2711 | The honeymoon may be a short one!” | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2712 | Okay. This is not forever, right? | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2713 | The groom looks kinda horney. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2714 | Interesting concept -- destination couple. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2715 | Hey it's an incongruous situation viewed by people in middle aged attire -- I think we must be in a New Yorker cartoon! | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2716 | They're honeymooning on Norwegian Cruise Lines. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2717 | I knew this couple was living in the past. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2718 | I guess nobody will crash this wedding | 1.1954 | 0.04276 | 87 | 70 | 17 | 0 |
2719 | I suppose the wedding cake will be some sort of mud pie. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2720 | And to love and cherish till death in battle do us part. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2721 | Erik and Hilda are wearing matching fannie packs... very chic. | 1.1954 | 0.05128 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
2722 | I wonder if the third groomsman will taste like chicken? | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2723 | He's Star Wars, she's Star Trek so they compromised on a Game of Thrones wedding. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2724 | Now repeat after me: With this sword, I thee wed. | 1.1954 | 0.05383 | 87 | 74 | 9 | 4 |
2725 |