Contest #661


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661

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Workplace morale hasn't been this high since we introduced whistling.”
  2. “I mean, it's not like mining jobs are ever coming back.”
  3. “Let’s keep Clumsy in our prayers.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-05-05T21:27:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-05-19T21:28:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-05-13T21:27:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 20, 2019
Number of captions 3551
Number of responses 896509
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I am pleased to announce that Dopey will be leaving us to pursue a career as White House Chief of Staff. 2.1542 0.00675 14348 3760 4616 5972
1 To be honest, finding out that you're all gay is a bit of a relief. 2.0080 0.00723 11684 3524 4542 3618
2 Remember guys , when the prince comes you’re just my sisters kids. 1.9934 0.00710 11738 3511 4794 3433
3 Grouchy, you'll be Press Secretary, Dopey you'll be Attorney General... 1.9194 0.00853 9195 3477 2982 2736
4 Don't tell me. Let me guess. Creepy is behind me. 1.8892 0.00823 8913 3239 3423 2251
5 So, which one of you is ‘Wealthy’? 1.8464 0.00854 8757 3575 2952 2230
6 I would prefer, "Hello, Snow White". Not "Hi, Ho" 1.8311 0.01074 5833 2538 1742 1553
7 This shot is for the USC application! Pretend you know how to skate! 1.8091 0.00918 7691 3366 2427 1898
8 I am now Snow Caucasian and you are the seven little persons. 1.8033 0.00965 6773 2932 2241 1600
9 OK. 10 more minutes. Then off to work you go. 1.7987 0.01396 2861 1143 1151 567
10 Yes, they do make you look taller! 1.7539 0.00864 7152 3005 2902 1245
11 Good news ! The boss called and you're all hired. The company is downsizing. 1.7461 0.00938 6811 3126 2288 1397
12 Is Gropey still in the Snow White House? 1.7191 0.01115 5205 2621 1425 1159
13 It doesn't matter if you're whistling or not. OSHA says you have to wear a helmet. 1.7169 0.00886 7087 3257 2579 1251
14 How are all my little adjectives." 1.7099 0.01001 5878 2831 1921 1126
15 Global warming has forced some changes to "Disney on Ice". 1.6978 0.00978 5943 2857 2025 1061
16 Hurry, we need to go meet the other Democratic candidates! 1.6927 0.00936 6934 3498 2069 1367
17 We’ve hired a lobbyist to represent our interests in Washington, D.C. His name? Sleazy. 1.6888 0.00915 7217 3654 2155 1408
18 Unlike Sleeping Beauty, I'm not afraid of small pricks on spinning wheels 1.6847 0.01116 5119 2694 1345 1080
19 Well, this is a Grimm scene. 1.6830 0.00988 5890 2922 1913 1055
20 Oh, good - you're all here except Trumpy - that piece of shit. 1.6778 0.01229 4510 2496 971 1043
21 Scene eliminated by censors for; exploiting "people of short stature", rollerskating without helmets, woman showing too much cleavage, sexual innuendo of 7 men frolicking together, "Happy" leering at woman, all characters too "handsy"... 1.6764 0.01104 4942 2547 1447 948
22 Amusing but what I said is that you guys needed to start dating 1.6595 0.01167 3944 1960 1367 617
23 A day in the life of Nancy Pelosi. 1.6461 0.01377 3309 1831 818 660
24 Now that the mine is closing, I am training you for Amazon home delivery 1.6430 0.01069 4582 2310 1598 674
25 I'd be a great referee for your roller derby; I'm the fairest of them all. 1.6388 0.01251 3566 1872 1110 584
26 If you're Happy and you know it clap your hands. 1.6369 0.01624 2140 1133 651 356
27 Grumpy, you need to try these mushrooms that Happy just found! 1.6258 0.00990 5534 2923 1759 852
28 "Really? All of you are running for the Democratic presidential nomination? 1.6081 0.00893 6830 3724 2059 1047
29 C'mon Grumpy... Jazz hands, Jazz hands! 1.5942 0.01873 1545 859 454 232
30 Hi to all of you too, but stop calling me "ho". 1.5879 0.01449 2628 1489 733 406
31 Grumpy, when it's your birthday we'll stay home and complain about the weather. 1.5807 0.01806 1548 851 495 202
32 Against all odds, Coach White and her team advance to the roller derby world finals in what many are calling a true Cinderella story. 1.5632 0.01396 2635 1503 780 352
33 She relied on a spellchecker and, instead of a seven-foot-tall nice man, she got seven foot-tall ice men. 1.5631 0.01457 2591 1526 671 394
34 I mean, it's not like mining jobs are ever coming back. 1.5604 0.01327 2823 1595 874 354
35 We don't use that term anymore. You are persons of special stature. 1.5398 0.01275 2999 1738 903 358
36 Hi guys! I'm Snow White's sister, Off White! 1.5358 0.01557 2081 1232 583 266
37 Ha ha! I fooled all of you, i'm olive oyl! 1.5305 0.01679 1853 1123 477 253
38 Workplace morale hasn't been this high since we introduced whistling. 1.5268 0.01511 2090 1227 625 238
39 The caption contest will be over before Disney's attorneys can get the "Cease and Desist" letter to me. 1.5087 0.01867 1496 938 355 203
40 Why, yes, . . I dated Pinocchio once, . . why do you ask? 1.5000 0.01972 1238 762 333 143
41 Jazz hands, Grumpy! Jazz hands! 1.4996 0.01890 1395 871 351 173
42 Get ready to start taking elfies 1.4978 0.02093 1159 731 279 149
43 There is nothing like skating around the truth in a fairy tale. 1.4891 0.01803 1466 915 385 166
44 Boys, Dopey has a new friend. Please say hello to Trumpy. 1.4890 0.01902 1458 947 309 202
45 Come on, Grumpy, jazz hands! 1.4749 0.01987 1196 761 302 133
46 So you ALL got jobs at the Amazon warehouse?! 1.4735 0.02036 1168 752 279 137
47 We have Sneezy, Grumpy and Happy. What we need is Gretzky. 1.4723 0.02178 1065 698 231 136
48 He might not be Prince Charming, but his minivan holds 9. 1.4717 0.02049 1077 678 290 109
49 What the hell was in that apple! 1.4656 0.02162 1003 646 247 110
50 Everyone be careful! Doc never went to medical school. 1.4598 0.02190 970 629 236 105
51 Let’s keep Clumsy in our prayers. 1.4581 0.02276 954 634 203 117
52 Quit skating around the issue, your mining jobs aren’t coming back. 1.4544 0.02276 900 589 213 98
53 I told you to get ONE pair of roller skates, size SEVEN! 1.4518 0.02255 881 571 222 88
54 When you greet me, please don’t keep saying, ‘hi, ho’. 1.4517 0.02378 870 583 181 106
55 Who will survive this weeks game of gnomes? 1.4482 0.02360 839 555 192 92
56 Do you think Popeye will recognize me in this dress? 1.4479 0.02423 815 544 177 94
57 Don't worry, you'll only have to see him every other weekend...and I got to keep the castle!" 1.4474 0.02322 827 539 206 82
58 Why yes, they do make you look taller. 1.4459 0.02330 814 530 205 79
59 And where is the other one,what's his name.....Gropey? 1.4427 0.02481 786 531 162 93
60 Come on, Grumpy, let’s see those jazz hands! 1.4422 0.02487 778 525 162 91
61 Let's see the von Trapps beat this! 1.4416 0.02511 754 507 161 86
62 Which of you is the acting Secretary of Education and which is Interior? 1.4401 0.02509 743 498 163 82
63 Grumpy, less "Lollipop Guild" and more Fosse! 1.4396 0.02456 762 508 173 81
64 Can anyone explain why I’m missing seven adderall? 1.4396 0.02506 753 507 161 85
65 I said "lets go to the Royal Ball",not Rollerball 1.4377 0.02539 722 485 158 79
66 Thanks for understanding that "Snow White on Ice" sounded a bit too morbid. 1.4355 0.02564 721 489 150 82
67 I fired Gropey. 1.4330 0.02630 702 482 136 84
68 Jazz hands boys ! 1.4315 0.02511 686 454 168 64
69 I am so pleased to see you all have decided to correct the old campaign slogan to Make America Skate Again. 1.4315 0.02528 686 456 164 66
70 We can finally say you’re gay instead of Happy. 1.4303 0.02636 674 459 140 75
71 "Ok, when we get to the border, make sure to say you're applying for political asylum and not a work visa for Disneyland." 1.4290 0.02599 669 451 149 69
72 This'll give us the edge over Frozen 1.4286 0.02584 665 446 153 66
73 I promise you. This is your ticket out of the mines. 1.4281 0.02514 668 441 168 59
74 Due to Climate Change, Disney on Ice had to make some sacrifices. 1.4279 0.02546 666 443 161 62
75 Roller skating on grass, let me guess......Dopey’s idea? 1.4273 0.02607 660 445 148 67
76 Ok, time for Mommy to look for Drinky! 1.4268 0.02701 649 446 129 74
77 'We're late, we're late, so off to work we skate'. 1.4236 0.02606 628 419 152 57
78 Grumpy wins! I didn't say 'Simon says'. 1.4217 0.02894 543 371 115 57
79 Hey, guys, let's call our band Snow and the Rolling Gnomes. 1.4216 0.02767 619 429 119 71
80 I appreciate the interest guys, but size matters. 1.4204 0.02702 609 414 134 61
81 You really nailed that short program! 1.4201 0.02668 607 409 141 57
82 Someday my skates will come. 1.4198 0.02794 605 420 116 69
83 They DO make you look taller! 1.4193 0.02707 601 408 134 59
84 Grumpy, can’t you do jazz hands with us just once?! 1.4193 0.02624 601 400 150 51
85 Of course I’m qualified to judge; I’m the fairest of them all. 1.4185 0.02685 595 401 139 55
86 Well, with names like yours, you could all be candidates for the 2020 election. 1.4179 0.02893 591 418 99 74
87 They were on sale at Fairest of the Mall. 1.4169 0.02753 590 404 126 60
88 Sorry, Boys, I'm looking for a high roller. 1.4167 0.02728 588 400 131 57
89 Geppetto and I are having a relationship, but there are no strings attached. 1.4167 0.02749 588 402 127 59
90 C’mon Grumpy, we need jazz hands! 1.4164 0.02819 586 407 114 65
91 I got you all jobs at Amazon! 1.4161 0.02763 584 400 125 59
92 ...and it's going to be called "Game of Dwarfs" ... 1.4158 0.02791 582 401 120 61
93 Good news! Goldilocks, Little Red Riding Hood AND two out of the three little pigs are out! We could take this! 1.4147 0.02837 557 383 117 57
94 You traded the diamond mine for magic what? 1.4128 0.02714 562 378 136 48
95 Okay, who's going to tell me what Doc meant by 'rhinoplasty?' 1.4127 0.02788 567 389 122 56
96 I'm glad you're all happy but now I can't tell who's who 1.4118 0.02798 561 385 121 55
97 I know, but when I find Prince Charming you're going to need some marketable skill. 1.4112 0.02795 552 377 123 52
98 Would it be an aggressive act of cultural appropriation for an unwoke cisgendered white woman to join you seven other-enabled individuals in recreation? 1.4112 0.02876 552 384 109 59
99 Jazz hands, Grumpy... Show me your jazz hands! 1.4111 0.02857 557 387 111 59
100 We start with roller disco then work up to Disney on Ice. 1.4109 0.02767 550 373 128 49
101 All I did was ask who you thought was the fairest of them all and I'm starting to feel like you're all skating around the question... 1.4108 0.02807 555 381 120 54
102 Guess who's pregnant again. 1.4082 0.02958 534 376 98 60
103 Disney on Ice felt a lot more magical before global warming. 1.4071 0.02877 533 369 111 53
104 I know you all will miss Clumsy and Risky, but I'm glad the remaining seven of you like your new skates. 1.4054 0.02978 523 369 96 58
105 It's a place called Disney something and they've offered us a job. 1.4050 0.02794 521 353 125 43
106 I see someone is still Grumpy 1.4046 0.02931 519 362 104 53
107 This season, on The Bachelorette. 1.4043 0.02990 517 365 95 57
108 Al Together Now! Papa was a rolling gnome... 1.4043 0.02888 517 357 111 49
109 That’s the best part about a sequel! None of this has to make sense. 1.4039 0.02883 515 355 112 48
110 Oh, Trumpy, why can't you play well with others? 1.4035 0.02981 513 361 97 55
111 I don't care if the sex tape gets leaked, that was awesome! 1.4028 0.03087 509 366 81 62
112 Like it or not, Grumpy, this is how we roll. 1.4024 0.02874 507 348 114 45
113 The White House called. He wants you all to be in his Cabinet! 1.4020 0.03070 490 347 89 54
114 OK, now skate AND whistle. 1.4000 0.02908 495 341 110 44
115 Come on,Grumpy,everybody else is doing jazz hands. 1.4000 0.02922 495 342 108 45
116 Who has the apple, we are almost at the White House! 1.3996 0.03095 493 353 83 57
117 Come on grumpy, show me the jazz hands. 1.3988 0.02897 494 340 111 43
118 Someone’s not doing their jazz hands... 1.3988 0.03022 494 349 93 52
119 Oh, I'm ok for now. Someday my skates will come. 1.3986 0.03165 414 285 93 36
120 Good news. We can go home. Donald has made America white again. 1.3984 0.03122 487 350 80 57
121 Yes, you do look much taller. 1.3984 0.02984 487 340 100 47
122 Quickly now! All of you hide under my skirt, and when the prince arrives, we'll give him the scare of his life. 1.3984 0.02927 487 336 108 43
123 First one back to the cottage gets a Happy ending. 1.3979 0.03090 485 346 85 54
124 I take one little nap and inline skates are back in vogue? 1.3979 0.02992 485 339 99 47
125 Wait! You're all running for President?? 1.3962 0.03071 477 338 89 50
126 This, but on ICE! 1.3949 0.03069 471 333 90 48
127 Remember Clumsy’s last words: watch this!” 1.3940 0.03103 467 332 86 49
128 No, Grumpy, Damnit! Jazz Hands! JAZZ HANDS! 1.3940 0.03132 467 334 82 51
129 Do you remember when Bob Mankoff was the cartoon editor and bought funny cartoons ? 1.3937 0.03204 447 320 78 49
130 No, no no! I said "online dating" not "inline skating." 1.3931 0.03092 463 328 88 47
131 Disco while you work... 1.3922 0.03064 459 323 92 44
132 And you won't ever have to go back to the mines if you can do it while carrying a food tray over your head. 1.3917 0.03058 457 321 93 43
133 This and climate change are why I don’t want children. 1.3917 0.03011 457 318 99 40
134 C'mon, Grumpy, let me see your jazz hands 1.3917 0.03105 457 324 87 46
135 But...you call each other that! 1.3911 0.03124 450 319 86 45
136 Good news, Dopey. The President is nominating you for the board of the Fed ! 1.3909 0.03224 440 316 76 48
137 Are we ready for Disney on Pavement? 1.3902 0.03070 451 317 92 42
138 Ok, recess is over. Back to the mines. 1.3893 0.02990 447 309 102 36
139 I asked for a password with eight characters 1.3888 0.03131 445 316 85 44
140 You're all skating in circles. Are you politicians? 1.3883 0.03190 443 318 78 47
141 Let's skate along the edge of the murky Forest of Copyright Infringement! 1.3881 0.03249 438 317 72 49
142 Now remember children, when the prince comes, I'm your skate coach, not your mother. 1.3878 0.03184 441 316 79 46
143 I'm actually Olive Oil. I have always wanted to be a princess. 1.3872 0.03161 439 313 82 44
144 I know you guys wanted Hamilton, but Starlight Express was much more in our budget. 1.3867 0.03155 437 311 83 43
145 Careful! Careful! Remember, there used to be eight little dwarfs. 1.3867 0.03019 437 303 99 35
146 I think I took too many mushrooms. 1.3867 0.03269 437 318 69 50
147 Snow White and the Seventies Dwarfs 1.3867 0.03188 437 313 79 45
148 Jared, Ivanka, Donnie, Eric, and all the rest -- you may be skating now but wait 'til New York's Second District weighs in. 1.3865 0.03397 401 291 65 45
149 Grumpy, you've been traded. 1.3858 0.03116 438 310 87 41
150 As referee, I'll be the fairest one of all. 1.3857 0.03175 433 309 81 43
151 I’m telling you! The evil queen is never going to see this coming! 1.3844 0.03206 424 303 79 42
152 If you don't get those hands out it's Elf on the Shelf for you, buster! 1.3841 0.03030 427 296 98 33
153 So I was like, I don't care if you brought me back to life. I made plans with my friends. 1.3841 0.03155 427 303 84 40
154 Grumpy ... once more ... Jazz Hands, Jazz Hands! 1.3839 0.03164 422 299 84 39
155 That's it! The next guy who says "Hi Ho!" to me is going down. 1.3824 0.03186 421 300 81 40
156 Nothing feels better than rolling a seven! 1.3824 0.03114 421 296 89 36
157 I'm pregnant! 1.3823 0.03328 429 316 62 51
158 Speaking of rolling, guess what Mr. Disney's doing right now. 1.3819 0.03267 419 303 72 44
159 Seven dwarves in a roller derby... How can we NOT get a reality show out of this?? 1.3819 0.03105 419 294 90 35
160 Grumpy is retiring, he will be replaced by Snitty. 1.3816 0.03296 414 300 70 44
161 Doc, stay close...we might need you. 1.3816 0.03094 414 289 92 33
162 Which one of you unfriended me? 1.3813 0.03097 417 292 91 34
163 I'm in the wrong story. Where's Popeye? 1.3811 0.03235 412 295 77 40
164 You guys are going to dwarf the competition! 1.3793 0.03230 406 290 78 38
165 Maybe changing your names would be a more effective way to break out of the stereotypes? 1.3793 0.03230 406 290 78 38
166 Trump in drag with his cabinet. 1.3787 0.03426 404 299 57 48
167 Look everyone, Grumpy was almost enjoying himself for a second. 1.3787 0.03203 404 287 81 36
168 You're late! You're late! So it's off to work you skate!! 1.3781 0.03290 402 290 72 40
169 This week on the bachelorette... 1.3781 0.03290 402 290 72 40
170 Not quite the high rollers you wanted to be, eh? 1.3763 0.03208 396 281 81 34
171 Just five more minutes then I have to go to sleep. 1.3756 0.03239 394 281 78 35
172 And when we get to the Border... 1.3756 0.03317 394 285 70 39
173 Wait, where's Grabby? 1.3753 0.03279 397 286 73 38
174 Okay Biden. Get in line like everyone else. 1.3750 0.03250 392 280 77 35
175 Which of you is the dwarf formerly known as Prince? 1.3744 0.03241 390 278 78 34
176 If you don't participate, it's just as easy to make it Snow White and the 6 dwarfs. 1.3740 0.03332 385 278 70 37
177 Be open minded. 'Cats' ran on Broadway for ever. 1.3737 0.03232 388 276 79 33
178 Those Keebler elves are in for a big surprise. 1.3737 0.03084 388 269 93 26
179 I'm really craving an apple 1.3737 0.03252 388 277 77 34
180 So, you whistle, I'll hum. That's fair. I try to be fair. You know, they say I'm the fairest one of all. 1.3737 0.03293 388 279 73 36
181 Oh my! It’s the Trump administration’s Department of Transportation! 1.3731 0.03464 386 286 56 44
182 Let's go visit Clumsy in the hospital. 1.3731 0.03305 386 278 72 36
183 Actually, you all seem pretty dopey. 1.3731 0.03325 386 279 70 37
184 I used to be Snow White, but I drifted... 1.3728 0.03346 389 283 67 39
185 Looks like everybody is here except Trumpy. 1.3717 0.03349 382 277 68 37
186 At first I thought it was weird that you all lived together, but now I totally get it! 1.3717 0.03349 382 277 68 37
187 Okay, now try to whistle 1.3715 0.03139 393 277 86 30
188 If you can think of an easier way to evade Disney's lawyers, I'd love to hear it! 1.3714 0.03443 377 277 60 40
189 One of these is not like the other 1.3714 0.03275 377 269 76 32
190 For the big finish, I’ll jump, and you’ll catch me. 1.3707 0.03414 375 274 63 38
191 I'm telling you, if we did this on ice we could sell tickets! 1.3707 0.03330 375 270 71 34
192 You DO look taller. 1.3707 0.03221 375 265 81 29
193 Do you have to whistle while you skate too? 1.3700 0.03276 373 266 76 31
194 The winner is the next Atty. General ! 1.3694 0.03561 360 267 53 40
195 And a woman has volunteered to sell apples at every one of our shows! 1.3693 0.03310 371 266 73 32
196 Grumpy, jazz hands! 1.3690 0.03291 374 268 74 32
197 So the plan is we’re going to roll in there, break her mirror, and steal all the apples. 1.3690 0.03334 374 270 70 34
198 In this fairy tale we are all gonna start working at Amazon. 1.3687 0.03486 358 262 60 36
199 I know Roller Derby can be linked to cuts and bruising, sprained and broken bones, torn ligaments, jeering fans, cheating opponents, and dubious officiating. But do you know what it DOESN'T have? Black Lung! 1.3686 0.03322 369 265 72 32
200 Seriously? You're Grumpy even when roller skating? 1.3678 0.03198 367 258 83 26
201 After I marry the Prince, I promise to put all of you on my health insurance policy. 1.3678 0.03267 367 261 77 29
202 If I smile more, can I count on the short white male vote? 1.3674 0.03389 362 262 67 33
203 By the way, Doc isn't a real doctor, so don't fall for his 'Please disrobe' trick. 1.3671 0.03413 365 266 64 35
204 So, Six for Happy Meals? 1.3671 0.03369 365 264 68 33
205 Okay, which one of you is "Horny?" 1.3671 0.03522 365 271 54 40
206 We’ve agreed that Bernie is going to be grumpy. Who wants to be happy?” 1.3664 0.03359 363 262 69 32
207 Cinderella booked all the ice time. 1.3664 0.03313 363 260 73 30
208 Com'on, Grumpy. Show me that you washed your hands like everyone else. 1.3657 0.03326 361 259 72 30
209 You guys should focus on this and forget all about the basketball team. 1.3649 0.03361 359 259 69 31
210 Enjoy yourselves today fellas, because come Monday it’s hi ho and off to work you go. 1.3649 0.03361 359 259 69 31
211 If you think it's fun now, just wait until you try doing it while you work! 1.3649 0.03384 359 260 67 32
212 OK, who wants to announce for President next? 1.3649 0.03475 359 264 59 36
213 Surprise. I'm really Pinnochio in drag. 1.3646 0.03409 362 264 64 34
214 Just roll with it, Grumpy. 1.3641 0.03303 357 255 74 28
215 Finally! A way to satisfy seven men at once. 1.3641 0.03397 357 259 66 32
216 Roller derby against Santa's elves is a big deal guys. Remember, they play dirty. 1.3641 0.03279 357 254 76 27
217 As it turns out, it's not a coincidence we have the same nose. 1.3641 0.03279 357 254 76 27
218 Okay, i'm glad he gave you skates, but was he … um … charming? 1.3641 0.03206 357 251 82 24
219 Come on, boys, I mean it! Off to work you go. 1.3634 0.03291 355 253 75 27
220 Alright guys, twenty minutes is up! Back to the mine! 1.3634 0.03387 355 257 67 31
221 Very good - but Grumpy, we need more jazz hands! 1.3634 0.03291 355 253 75 27
222 I think "Bay City Bombers" is way cooler than "The Seven Dwarfs". 1.3626 0.03303 353 252 74 27
223 Snow White on Ice: The Global Warming Version 1.3621 0.03361 348 250 70 28
224 Grumpy often wished that Snow White would stop Googling, ‘Fun activities for minors.’ 1.3621 0.03482 348 255 60 33
225 Oh, and there's a really, really good reason we have the same nose. 1.3621 0.03385 348 251 68 29
226 ...and I have a brand new key. 1.3618 0.03483 351 258 59 34
227 Sorry, guys. It's not how I roll. 1.3618 0.03436 351 256 63 32
228 Are we ready for One Day Shipping? 1.3613 0.03495 346 254 59 33
229 But you can't ALL run for president. 1.3610 0.03497 349 257 58 34
230 ...and if we win we get to have burgers and fries at the White House! 1.3604 0.03517 333 243 60 30
231 . . .and then Prince Charming said, "Wow, that's some schnoz you got there, Snow White." 1.3602 0.03463 347 254 61 32
232 Who let my dwarves out, who - who - who-who? 1.3596 0.03499 342 251 59 32
233 You guys are going to crush the Munchkins in roller derby. 1.3596 0.03523 342 252 57 33
234 Special brownies! We love special brownies! 1.3593 0.03469 359 266 57 36
235 I don't know what the Hell was in that apple but holy crap! 1.3586 0.03466 343 251 61 31
236 ...and there was a guy on Craigslist selling 7 pairs! 1.3580 0.03365 324 230 72 22
237 You guys looked so much taller in your photo on the dating website! 1.3574 0.03435 333 241 65 27
238 OK, we've got the theme, now all we need is a good story. 1.3571 0.03361 336 241 70 25
239 Shouldn't you be off to work? 1.3571 0.03491 336 246 60 30
240 The Prince says you guys creep him out, so you can't come to the castle, but let's follow each other on Facebook and Twitter. 1.3571 0.03541 336 248 56 32
241 That looks a little too risky for me. I'll just go snack on an apple. 1.3571 0.03413 336 243 66 27
242 Can we all stop saying 'hi ho' , he kissed me while I was asleep 1.3571 0.03591 336 250 52 34
243 Her nose grew when she re-named them Healthy, Wealthy,Wise, Charming, Clever, Strong and Speedy. 1.3571 0.03664 336 253 46 37
244 Jazz hands, Grumpy! Fingers of joy! 1.3571 0.03591 336 250 52 34
245 You can't wake me up and not let me try! 1.3565 0.03449 345 253 61 31
246 Has anyone seen Gropey? 1.3565 0.03422 331 239 66 26
247 Disney on Ice has been done. But Disney on Grass...it will be huge! 1.3554 0.03544 332 245 56 31
248 Doc, Happy, Sneezy, Dopey ... Hey, where is Grabby? 1.3554 0.03414 332 240 66 26
249 Jazz hands, people, jazz hands! 1.3554 0.03278 332 235 76 21
250 Grumpy, nobody knows the rules of roller derby, so I don't think anyone is cheating. 1.3554 0.03414 332 240 66 26
251 See? Isn’t this better than getting a silly pay increase? 1.3549 0.03634 324 241 51 32
252 Be careful -- the seven helmets haven't been delivered yet. 1.3547 0.03477 327 238 62 27
253 Weren't you listening? I said it was 'Disney on Ice'. 1.3545 0.03454 330 240 63 27
254 How can you still be grumpy? 1.3545 0.03373 330 237 69 24
255 You've all been granted Green Cards 1.3545 0.03507 330 242 59 29
256 Free Range Dwarfs! 1.3545 0.03454 330 240 63 27
257 Grumpy, Dopey, where is Sneaky? 1.3545 0.03610 330 246 51 33
258 See guys, there are fun things to do beside cocaine! 1.3545 0.03636 330 247 49 34
259 Great new guys! I really stuck it to Disney. We got lifetime residuals, 2 1/2 points of future features and 30% on all merch! 1.3544 0.03405 333 241 66 26
260 We're ready to take on the Keebler elves in roller derby! 1.3538 0.03545 325 239 57 29
261 Whoa! What was in that apple??? 1.3538 0.03598 325 241 53 31
262 Looking good everybody. We're going to crush Cinderella's team at roller derby this week! 1.3531 0.03556 320 235 57 28
263 They’ll knock about twenty minutes off your commute! 1.3531 0.03529 320 234 59 27
264 I know, but CNN says it’s not a witch hunt. 1.3531 0.03665 320 239 49 32
265 I just discovered I'm not a giant. 1.3529 0.03639 323 241 50 32
266 Fellas! I've been offered a part in Game of Thrones. I'm leaving. 1.3529 0.03559 323 238 56 29
267 Let me get this straight. You are Oakley, Brody, Wylie, Dudley, Reefer, Keefer and Bro? 1.3529 0.03477 323 235 62 26
268 This was Dopey's idea, right? 1.3528 0.03562 326 241 55 30
269 After Snow White goes off to marry the Prince, her younger sister Schnozola White comes to the rescue of the poor, abandoned, Seven Little Dwarfs. 1.3520 0.03491 321 234 61 26
270 No, Happy, my face is up here! 1.3519 0.03603 324 241 52 31
271 The Queen is cool now... Doc botched my nose job. 1.3513 0.03501 316 230 61 25
272 Snow White meets the cheapskates. 1.3511 0.03534 319 234 58 27
273 Now all together, "Ooh see that girl, Watch that scene, Dig in the Dancing Queen..." 1.3511 0.03671 319 239 48 32
274 If I got equal pay, we could do a figure eight. 1.3511 0.03644 319 238 50 31
275 Look, I know at least ONE of you is happy about this. 1.3511 0.03562 319 235 56 28
276 No, I’m not Pinocchio, he’s my brother. Why do you ask? 1.3503 0.03629 314 233 52 29
277 And then you'll all debate each other on the same stage! 1.3503 0.03516 314 229 60 25
278 Joe Biden? Where? 1.3502 0.03713 317 239 45 33
279 Are you guys out of your mines! 1.3502 0.03713 317 239 45 33
280 If this doesn't cheer you up, Grumpy, just to hell with you. 1.3500 0.03524 320 235 58 27
281 And he told me that he was kissing me while I was sleeping just to save my life! 1.3500 0.03580 320 237 54 29
282 There, there, Grumpy. Why so Grimm? 1.3500 0.03661 320 240 48 32
283 Yes I'm the fairest of them all, but I still need to see your papers. 1.3492 0.03563 315 232 56 27
284 You just wait until your fathers get home. 1.3492 0.03620 315 234 52 29
285 Okay now, have we all signed our liability waivers? 1.3492 0.03675 315 236 48 31
286 I see a spin-off opportunity here. 1.3492 0.03389 315 226 68 21
287 Isn't this much better than the whole 'off to work we go' thing?" 1.3492 0.03620 315 234 52 29
288 See? No one can be sleepy or grumpy with roller skates on! 1.3492 0.03329 315 224 72 19
289 Ok Grumpy, now let’s see your jazz hands 1.3492 0.03620 315 234 52 29
290 For a change today, we’re off to see the wizard 1.3492 0.03506 315 230 60 25
291 Now if you all group up in a triangle, I’ll get the bowling ball 1.3492 0.03535 315 231 58 26
292 The Seven Dwarfs on a roll. 1.3484 0.03574 310 228 56 26
293 Well, gosh, now you all look dopey. 1.3484 0.03574 310 228 56 26
294 This should help with your productivity. Now, off to work you go! 1.3484 0.03425 310 223 66 21
295 Who´s got one this big? 1.3484 0.03773 310 235 42 33
296 Okay guys listen up! you're all now officially Little People. 1.3482 0.03578 313 231 55 27
297 Trippy, Fally, Spilly, Ouchy, Hurty, Weepy - and Doc. 1.3482 0.03663 313 234 49 30
298 Since I`m the fairest in the land, I have decided to enter the Democratic primary and you will all get cabinet positions. 1.3482 0.03607 313 232 53 28
299 Who wants growth hormone? 1.3478 0.03698 299 222 50 27
300 Finally, we can convince them that Disney on Concrete is viable 1.3474 0.03470 308 223 63 22
301 I'm so glad I'm awake for this. 1.3474 0.03619 308 228 53 27
302 1,2,3,4,5,6...Where's Sneaky? 1.3465 0.03749 303 228 45 30
303 Why yes, this was Dopey's idea. How could you tell? 1.3465 0.03445 303 218 65 20
304 Hey, would you guys like to be in a movie? 1.3464 0.03664 306 228 50 28
305 I'm glad you boys have found a hobby since they closed the mine. 1.3464 0.03545 306 224 58 24
306 Jazz hands! 1.3453 0.03711 307 231 46 30
307 Come on Grumpy, everyone likes jazz hands. 1.3453 0.03683 307 230 48 29
308 Which one of you gave me herpes? 1.3453 0.03880 307 237 34 36
309 Now, you may call me Coach White. I want blockers over here, and jammers and pivots over there. 1.3444 0.03575 302 222 56 24
310 Shouldn't all of you be hi-hoing it to work by now? 1.3444 0.03666 302 225 50 27
311 Now let's see your figure sevens 1.3444 0.03606 302 223 54 25
312 Hi, I’m frumpy. 1.3444 0.03696 302 226 48 28
313 I knew you would love hating this, Grumpy! 1.3444 0.03606 302 223 54 25
314 See, Grumpy, now everyone has a pair. They don't call me 'fairest of the land' for nothing. 1.3444 0.03666 302 225 50 27
315 ......and if you elect me, I will make sure to lower all the tables and chairs in the kingdom !!! 1.3444 0.03575 302 222 56 24
316 Ok everyone, jazz hands! 1.3444 0.03636 302 224 52 26
317 Huddle up. We have a roller derby match with the Emerald City Munchkins. Ready. Hi Ho! 1.3444 0.03755 302 228 44 30
318 And you thought whistling was fun. 1.3444 0.03606 302 223 54 25
319 You are all so cute, I could just eat you up,and I will call you meals on wheels. " 1.3433 0.03682 300 224 49 27
320 Next you learn to Ice Skate and then advance to FROZEN! 1.3433 0.03772 300 227 43 30
321 The day Crashy and Burny didn't return to the castle. 1.3433 0.03713 300 225 47 28
322 I saw that smile, Grumpy! 1.3433 0.03432 300 216 65 19
323 Don’t give me that look, Grumpy, it’s actually called a ‘short program’. 1.3433 0.03682 300 224 49 27
324 You all have different fathers. Who's the fairest in the land now? 1.3433 0.03917 300 232 33 35
325 Same old trick. Six of you distract while one sneaks up behind me to cop a feel. 1.3429 0.03838 280 210 44 26
326 I kissed the wrong frog! 1.3424 0.03757 295 222 45 28
327 Yes, but can you skate AND whistle at the same time? 1.3424 0.03664 295 219 51 25
328 I see no reason why you all shouldn't be Democratic primary contenders! 1.3424 0.03757 295 222 45 28
329 I was offered a job at Apple. 1.3424 0.03695 295 220 49 26
330 I don't know. Why do you call him Gropey? 1.3424 0.03695 295 220 49 26
331 There now, doesn't that beat marching? 1.3424 0.03726 295 221 47 27
332 Good news, guys - I've found your skate key! 1.3424 0.03664 295 219 51 25
333 Things aren't as grim as they seem. 1.3424 0.03695 295 220 49 26
334 Guys, I forgot my glass skates....wait, what story is this? 1.3424 0.03568 295 216 57 22
335 Remember, no name-calling! 1.3424 0.03695 295 220 49 26
336 The Skaters ... Walt’s 1.3424 0.03664 295 219 51 25
337 Now everyone, whistle while you twerk! 1.3423 0.03699 298 223 48 27
338 But Grumpy, everybody loves jazz hands! 1.3423 0.03606 298 220 54 24
339 I know you like to “whistle while you work” but I am less fond of “farting while you skate. 1.3423 0.03759 298 225 44 29
340 Now, now that's enough--it's off to work you go! 1.3423 0.03729 298 224 46 28
341 And now, jazz hands everyone! 1.3423 0.03699 298 223 48 27
342 How did you guys get my eBay password, and where are your pickaxes? 1.3423 0.03849 298 228 38 32
343 Do you think anyone has noticed we have the same nose? 1.3413 0.03648 293 217 52 24
344 Be careful. None of you want to be re-named "Injury." 1.3413 0.03584 293 215 56 22
345 In the last Roller Derby, you boys dwarfed the competition. 1.3413 0.03743 293 220 46 27
346 Snow White no longer heard complaints to walk slower because they have shorter legs and she lived happily ever after. 1.3413 0.03836 293 223 40 30
347 I can’t believe they had seven pairs in your size and not a single pair in mine! 1.3413 0.03616 293 216 54 23
348 Roller skates? What happened to Disney on Ice?! 1.3413 0.03551 293 214 58 21
349 And I also hate it when they repeatedly play 'It's a Small World After All' over the loudspeaker. 1.3413 0.03648 293 217 52 24
350 Great, now you guys are seven times more annoying! 1.3413 0.03680 293 218 50 25
351 Snow white on ice, on a budget. 1.3402 0.03760 291 219 45 27
352 You realize, of course, that we are all on thin ice... 1.3402 0.03664 291 216 51 24
353 Remember, you're the only set of male septuplets in the world and I'm your Mom. If I can swing this network deal we'll be set for life. 1.3402 0.03664 291 216 51 24
354 No, the winner does not get to peek under my dress! 1.3402 0.03729 291 218 47 26
355 Watch out you could be meals on wheels for the giant. 1.3402 0.03760 291 219 45 27
356 Skates never fit me. Of course, I'm no Cinderella! 1.3402 0.03729 291 218 47 26
357 Jazz-hands", Grumpy 1.3401 0.03606 294 217 54 23
358 Pretty smooth moves for a bunch of octogenarians. 1.3391 0.03713 289 216 48 25
359 Don’t worry. You’ll each get your chance to hide under my dress. 1.3381 0.03788 281 211 45 25
360 All you men are just alike. It was not THAT big. 1.3380 0.03792 284 214 44 26
361 I think I may have done the micro-dosing wrong 1.3380 0.03658 284 210 52 22
362 Guess what?! I'm running for President! 1.3380 0.03759 284 213 46 25
363 Did anyone bring a snack? Maybe something healthy like an apple. 1.3380 0.03759 284 213 46 25
364 Come on Grumpy, put both hands in and shake them all about. 1.3380 0.03529 287 209 59 19
365 Only one in seven dwarfs is happy! 1.3380 0.03859 287 219 39 29
366 If you can whistle, too, I'll call my agent. 1.3380 0.03529 287 209 59 19
367 That’s not what I meant when I said ‘Roll me one.’ 1.3380 0.03859 287 219 39 29
368 Grumpy, jazz hands or it’s the old heigh-ho! 1.3380 0.03763 287 216 45 26
369 Good news - insurance will cover our nose jobs! 1.3380 0.03890 287 220 37 30
370 Trust me, this is all the rage in Middle Earth. 1.3380 0.03597 287 211 55 21
371 Keep practicing Grumpy... it’s Disney On Ice or we’re back in the Vault! 1.3380 0.03730 287 215 47 25
372 Doesn't skating around in circles like that make you feel Disney? 1.3380 0.03763 287 216 45 26
373 Without the DNA test , I never would have known I had siblings 1.3380 0.03952 287 222 33 32
374 Have you all been making weird videos for dwarves.com again?! 1.3380 0.03631 287 212 53 22
375 It's my treat for all of you beating the #*@! out of that man who kissed me when I was passed out. 1.3380 0.03890 287 220 37 30
376 We prefer the term "little people" 1.3380 0.03730 287 215 47 25
377 So what happened to ‘it’s off to work we go’? 1.3379 0.03571 290 213 56 21
378 OK, break's over. Back to the mines. 1.3379 0.03702 290 217 48 25
379 I'm excited also, but first we have to have a DNA test. 1.3379 0.03798 290 220 42 28
380 We’ve agreed on Grumpy Bernie and Sleepy Joe. Who wants to be Happy?” 1.3369 0.03605 282 207 55 20
381 I think I took too much of what Trippy gave me. 1.3369 0.03809 282 213 43 26
382 Don’t be Bashful, Dopey. 1.3369 0.03709 282 210 49 23
383 You can skate around it as much as you want. I’m Snow White, not Sleeping Beauty. 1.3368 0.03714 285 213 48 24
384 Here's hoping this will dispel some of the awkward, sexual tension. 1.3368 0.03613 285 210 54 21
385 You guys not only rock - you roll! 1.3368 0.03845 285 217 40 28
386 And by getting to work sooner, we will be able raise production goals. 1.3368 0.03681 285 212 50 23
387 You see? It's simply impossible to be Grumpy on roller skates! 1.3368 0.03780 285 215 44 26
388 Five more minutes, then back to the mines. 1.3368 0.03654 288 214 51 23
389 I knew those apples were laced with something. 1.3368 0.03784 288 218 43 27
390 It’s OK. You can still whistle. 1.3368 0.03686 288 215 49 24
391 I got you all identical roller skates because I'm the fairest. 1.3357 0.03760 280 210 46 24
392 Because Disney owns ESPN, we can cross-sell your talent, and use the money to sue the Evil Queen. 1.3357 0.03794 280 211 44 25
393 Now remember to be careful everyone, Uncle Walt's family plan doesn't cover this sort of activity. 1.3357 0.03586 280 205 56 19
394 For example, *my* roller derby name is "Snow Fight" 1.3357 0.03827 280 212 42 26
395 Snow White and the seven micro-influencers. 1.3357 0.03656 280 207 52 21
396 Obviously none of you have been watching MSNBC except Grumpy. 1.3357 0.03656 280 207 52 21
397 Save for Grumpy, everyone's thrilled that I applied for that zero emission transportation grant. 1.3357 0.03726 280 209 48 23
398 You’ll work a lot faster once you get the hang of it. 1.3357 0.03691 280 208 50 22
399 Not exactly 'Disney on Ice', but not bad for a group of non-union, vertically-challenged gem miners. 1.3357 0.03550 280 204 58 18
400 That's great guys, but this is not how the story goes! 1.3357 0.03691 280 208 50 22
401 The paternity test came back and yes.. all of you are mine! 1.3357 0.03959 280 216 34 30
402 The app is working! There are seven of you less than a minute away!" 1.3357 0.03861 280 213 40 27
403 I just love how this keeps you from whistling! 1.3357 0.03726 280 209 48 23
404 I’ll referee the match. I’m told I’m very fair. 1.3357 0.03726 280 209 48 23
405 This is ridiculous. How can you still be grumpy? 1.3357 0.03664 283 210 51 22
406 Come on now. EVERYONE has to do jazz hands! 1.3357 0.03765 283 213 45 25
407 Jazz hands! Our first Airbnb guest is here! 1.3357 0.03798 283 214 43 26
408 People are saying living with 7 men who greet me with “hi-ho” is misogynistic. 1.3357 0.03629 283 209 53 21
409 When the Disney lawyers call my name is Pale Sleet. 1.3357 0.03731 283 212 47 24
410 not only do they give you mobility but a few extra inches never hurt! 1.3357 0.03896 283 217 37 29
411 Are we ready to roll? 1.3357 0.03765 283 213 45 25
412 6 out of 7 dwarves are not Happy. 1.3357 0.03731 283 212 47 24
413 Sorry I slept in so long. So it’s the weekend, is it? 1.3357 0.03831 283 215 41 27
414 Snow White and the Seven Cheapskates 1.3357 0.03698 283 211 49 23
415 Enough fooling around. It's off to work you go. 1.3345 0.03708 278 207 49 22
416 And after the skating, the Evil Queen has invited you all for candied apples. 1.3345 0.03846 278 211 41 26
417 And to think that the doctor told me I was going to have triplets! 1.3345 0.03708 278 207 49 22
418 After he kissed me, he told me he had just got out of a long term relationship and was only looking for somehing casual. 1.3345 0.03879 278 212 39 27
419 Now isn't this better than just whistling on your way to the mines? 1.3345 0.03812 278 210 43 25
420 I haven't been on a speed date before - do we take turns or all go at the same time? 1.3345 0.03778 278 209 45 24
421 Come on Grumpy, where are your jazz hands? 1.3345 0.03565 278 203 57 18
422 Doc, Medicare doesn’t cover rollerblading accidents. 1.3345 0.03743 278 208 47 23
423 Alright boys, from the top 1.3345 0.03592 287 212 54 21
424 Okay, then. Now skate your little asses over there and take the castle 1.3345 0.03625 287 213 52 22
425 Show me those jazz hands, Grumpy, or it’s back to the mines! 1.3345 0.03592 287 212 54 21
426 This is better than whistling while you work, right guys? 1.3345 0.03790 287 218 42 27
427 Wow, this from just a little nibble of the apple. I'm glad I didn't take a whole bite! 1.3345 0.03757 287 217 44 26
428 Ivanka White and her seven Roller Trolls. 1.3345 0.03854 287 220 38 29
429 Celebrate! Marijuana is legal now! 1.3345 0.03790 287 218 42 27
430 This would be so much better on ice. 1.3333 0.03709 285 214 47 24
431 I am now reminded why I never had children! 1.3333 0.03642 285 212 51 22
432 Good news! The plastic surgeon will give us a group rate! 1.3333 0.03654 276 204 52 20
433 Have fun. But, just remember, we don’t have insurance. 1.3333 0.03503 285 208 59 18
434 I thought this was Disney on ice! 1.3333 0.03669 282 210 50 22
435 Forget about the wicked queen. It's fake news. 1.3333 0.03634 282 209 52 21
436 Next, let's try seven dwarfs a'swimming! 1.3333 0.03675 285 213 49 23
437 Disney on Ice...On a Budget. 1.3333 0.03599 282 208 54 20
438 I just have to look at your faces to know that Disney has had a stock split. 1.3333 0.03804 282 214 42 26
439 That's great. Now get back to to the whistling and the working. 1.3321 0.03788 280 212 43 25
440 Break’s over, back to the mines. 1.3321 0.03651 280 208 51 21
441 Remember what I've told you: college is not for everyone, especially if your counting on a skating scholarship. 1.3321 0.03686 280 209 49 22
442 Careful on the ice - don’t forget what happened to Clumsy. 1.3321 0.03720 280 210 47 23
443 Smile, or Disney HR will right-size your ass straight out the door. 1.3321 0.03818 277 210 42 25
444 This is lovely but I wished for one great seven foot prince. 1.3321 0.03607 277 204 54 19
445 Who wants to hide under my dress? 1.3321 0.03852 277 211 40 26
446 Tomorrow, I'll call you 'Achy' and 'Painful' and 'Sore' and . . . 1.3321 0.03784 277 209 44 24
447 Isn't this better than a silly old pay raise? 1.3321 0.03643 277 205 52 20
448 Sorry Grumpy but that's how we roll." 1.3321 0.03813 274 207 43 24
449 Who's Grumpy now? 1.3321 0.03778 274 206 45 23
450 Where is Trumpy? 1.3321 0.03951 274 211 35 28
451 OK, here’s the plan: We gain admittance to the castle as a novelty act, and once in the throne room we assassinate the queen. 1.3321 0.03883 274 209 39 26
452 Alright everyone- you've had five minutes. BACK TO THE MINES! 1.3321 0.03778 274 206 45 23
453 Grumpy, admit it. This beats working in the mine! 1.3321 0.03743 274 205 47 22
454 So which one of you is the prince? 1.3321 0.03813 274 207 43 24
455 You are all fair skaters, but I am the fairest. 1.3321 0.03951 274 211 35 28
456 OK, now can you try whistling while you roller skate? 1.3321 0.03634 274 202 53 19
457 Has anyone seen Risky? 1.3321 0.03707 274 204 49 21
458 Did I mention you're all independent contractors now? 1.3321 0.03634 274 202 53 19
459 So we sell the mine and grab that offer from Six Flags! 1.3321 0.03743 274 205 47 22
460 You are correct, Pinocchio was my father. 1.3321 0.03808 271 204 44 23
461 Who wants to be president? 1.3309 0.03832 272 206 42 24
462 and tomorrow we are going to play mini-golf 1.3309 0.03760 272 204 46 22
463 Grumpy, mining is a dead end career path! Trust me, the future is Dwarf Derby. Go High-Ho Rollers! 1.3309 0.03796 272 205 44 23
464 Stop celebrating that you temporarily lost your coal mining jobs!! Trump will save you!! 1.3309 0.03902 272 208 38 26
465 It was at that moment, Snow White's edible finally kicked in. 1.3309 0.03724 272 203 48 21
466 I guess you guys race short track. 1.3309 0.04005 272 211 32 29
467 Who's a Democrat who wants to run for president?" 1.3309 0.03826 269 203 43 23
468 So everyone skates in a circle and the last one to fall gets to be the Presidential Candidate! 1.3309 0.03898 269 205 39 25
469 Everything about this scares me. 1.3309 0.03790 269 202 45 22
470 The one in the rear is definitely not Bashful 1.3309 0.03863 269 204 41 24
471 Actually, I'm Olive, just filling in for Snow. 1.3309 0.03716 269 200 49 20
472 Snack time! Who wants apples? 1.3309 0.03753 269 201 47 21
473 Faster! The object is to confuse the hell out of her when she does that mirror thing. 1.3309 0.03753 269 201 47 21
474 It was a great deal. Pay for six and get the seventh pair free. 1.3309 0.03716 269 200 49 20
475 Keep practicing, m’lads. If we pull this off, the name Lady Gaga will echo through the ages. 1.3296 0.03733 267 199 48 20
476 How the fuck are you roller skating on snow? 1.3296 0.03953 267 205 36 26
477 Okay! Okay! Midget Football might have flopped but dwarf roller derby could be the next big thing. 1.3296 0.03771 267 200 46 21
478 C'mon, Grumpy, show us your best jazz hands. 1.3296 0.03808 267 201 44 22
479 Alright, which one of you little shits took my phone? 1.3296 0.03881 267 203 40 24
480 Just be thankful I didn't choose curling. 1.3296 0.03696 267 198 50 19
481 The lesser-known Disney on Rollerskates reviewed poorly, critics stated "without the ice it is just dwarves rolling around" 1.3284 0.03838 271 206 41 24
482 And here I thought living with seven little guys couldn't get any weirder, you break out the in-line skates! 1.3284 0.03766 271 204 45 22
483 You fellows are doing quite well for only three wheels per skate! 1.3284 0.03838 271 206 41 24
484 Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, our roller skating show! It beats confines of darkened mines, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho-Hi-Ho! 1.3284 0.04012 271 211 31 29
485 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the luckiest personal injury lawyer of all? 1.3271 0.03739 266 199 47 20
486 So where is this Gropey you sang of? 1.3271 0.03814 266 201 43 22
487 Yeah, but your center of gravity is way lower... 1.3270 0.03769 263 197 46 20
488 Great news! They green lighted ‘Disney on Asphalt’! 1.3270 0.03883 263 200 40 23
489 Great news! Doc says Sleepy has been cleared from his last concussion and can skate again! 1.3270 0.03769 263 197 46 20
490 Snow White before she discovered plastic surgery 1.3244 0.03926 262 201 37 24
491 This will make you whistle again while you work. 1.3243 0.03726 259 193 48 18
492 Grumpy I swear to God if you don't stop complaining I will beat your ass 1.3243 0.03997 259 200 34 25
493 Slip Sliding Along" is not your song. Now off to work you go. 1.3243 0.03685 259 192 50 17
494 You said, "Watch out for Trumpy?" 1.3243 0.03997 259 200 34 25
495 The first one who can skate without humming "Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho" wins the game 1.3243 0.03685 259 192 50 17
496 Safety Regs? With this labor Secretary? Those waivers were preapproved. 1.3243 0.03766 259 194 46 19
497 You turn that frown upside down or it's back to the mine, capice? 1.3243 0.04071 259 202 30 27
498 Let’s rob a bank! 1.3243 0.03997 259 200 34 25
499 Stop skating around the issue. Who did I get my nose from? 1.3243 0.03959 259 199 36 24
500 What do you mean, here comes the goose? 1.3243 0.03997 259 200 34 25
501 They make you look so much taller. 1.3243 0.03685 259 192 50 17
502 Hey, who wants to put skid marks on the Evil Queen's floors! 1.3242 0.03993 256 197 35 24
503 Keep practicing, guys. Our first derby against the Poison Apples is this weekend. 1.3242 0.03796 256 192 45 19
504 Contestants meet the new Bachelorettee 1.3242 0.03916 256 195 39 22
505 Come on Grumpy, even Bashful is getting into it. 1.3242 0.03673 256 189 51 16
506 See, I told you it's impossible to be Grumpy on roller skates! 1.3242 0.03993 256 197 35 24
507 We’re in luck! The Queen was kind enough to pack apples… 1.3242 0.03796 256 192 45 19
508 Not only is she promising to reopen the mines, she's also going to make the land fair again! 1.3242 0.03955 256 196 37 23
509 Dopey's idea? 1.3242 0.03955 256 196 37 23
510 And I thought only one dwarf was Happy! 1.3242 0.03876 256 194 41 21
511 Snow White and the seven "little people" doesn't sound quite right 1.3242 0.03876 256 194 41 21
512 God bless you, whichever one of you sneezed. 1.3242 0.03756 256 191 47 18
513 Your mining days are over. It's this or bake cookies. 1.3227 0.03969 251 192 37 22
514 She only drew skates on you so nobody would notice that she gave all of us the same nose. 1.3223 0.03990 242 184 38 20
515 If only I could remember your names. 1.3214 0.03792 252 189 45 18
516 I'm Snow White who are you seven dipshits? 1.3214 0.04151 252 198 27 27
517 Just pretend it's ice. 1.3214 0.03875 252 191 41 20
518 Yes, John proposed. And yes I will, in fact, be "Snow White Snow"... not a word to Daenerys or you'll be wolf snacks. 1.3214 0.04074 252 196 31 25
519 You are my favorite seven vertically-challenged Americans. 1.3214 0.03956 252 193 37 22
520 Let me guess. It was Dopey’s idea to rollerblade on the grass. 1.3200 0.03853 250 189 42 19
521 And remember, whatever you do, don't mention your height on your dating profile. 1.3200 0.03726 250 186 48 16
522 I can see you're all going nowhere fast... 1.3200 0.03811 250 188 44 18
523 I'd put you on Instagram, but Disney will sue me. 1.3200 0.04016 250 193 34 23
524 Smile, Grumpy. You're not fooling anyone. 1.3200 0.03811 250 188 44 18
525 Aren't we a little short? 1.3200 0.04056 250 194 32 24
526 Ok, off you all go to your Wizard of Oz auditions!” 1.3200 0.03811 250 188 44 18
527 No no guys your MINERS,not minors. 1.3200 0.03811 250 188 44 18
528 Enough fun already, get whistlin’ , and it’s off to work you go. 1.3200 0.03726 250 186 48 16
529 Good start, but the marketing plan specifically says ‘on ice’. 1.3200 0.03853 250 189 42 19
530 Snow White and the Seven Carhops 1.3200 0.03976 250 192 36 22
531 And they lived happily ever after, but Snow White did have to keep the dwarfs in-line sometimes. 1.3200 0.04056 250 194 32 24
532 Yes, you can all run for president. 1.3193 0.04076 238 183 34 21
533 "King or no king, you're still going to have to wear a hospital gown." [Sorry but my April 29 issue arrived too late for that week's contest, so I'm applying my caption for that cartoon to this one.] 1.3185 0.04077 248 193 31 24
534 When you guys said you were getting out your blades, I thought you were talking about pickaxes! 1.3185 0.03872 248 188 41 19
535 Next week is roller derby against Cinderella's mice. 1.3185 0.03955 248 190 37 21
536 We need to change out of these costumes before Disney sues us. 1.3185 0.03743 248 185 47 16
537 Faster, boys! We have to up the ante if we want that Pixar sequel. 1.3185 0.03699 248 184 49 15
538 Don't go anywhere Doc, we may need you. 1.3185 0.03830 248 187 43 18
539 Who wants to go get a nose job with me? 1.3185 0.04077 248 193 31 24
540 We know which one of you won't be rolling merrily along, don't we, fellas? 1.3185 0.03830 248 187 43 18
541 Look alive boys, we face the Smurfs in 2 days and by the looks of things, they're going to kick our asses. That means you, Grumpy. 1.3184 0.04073 245 190 32 23
542 All right, Couples Skate on my next song, and don't pretend I'm so innocent that I don't know what's up between you guys. 1.3184 0.03948 245 187 38 20
543 One of you has to be sleepy 1.3184 0.03948 245 187 38 20
544 Never believe a mirror 1.3184 0.03948 245 187 38 20
545 Are you all running for the Democratic nomination! 1.3184 0.04154 245 192 28 25
546 Good News! No more Holidays on Ice 1.3184 0.03948 245 187 38 20
547 I feel like the “bachelorette “ on growth hormones 1.3184 0.04114 245 191 30 24
548 Oh Grumpy, if you want to be part of the derby dwarves you have to do jazz hands. 1.3184 0.03990 245 188 36 21
549 C'mon guys! It's not 'Snow White and the Seven Dorks!' 1.3184 0.04073 245 190 32 23
550 Be Happy! At least you have health care. 1.3184 0.04154 245 192 28 25
551 Lookin' good, dwarfs! Now try it with jazz hands! 1.3184 0.03862 245 185 42 18
552 Because all of you have a propensity to model your personalities after your names, from now on I'll be calling you Wealthy, Handsome, Buff, Thoughtful, Yielding, Considerate, and Talkative. 1.3184 0.04114 245 191 30 24
553 On skates, you’re all Dopey. 1.3184 0.03819 245 184 44 17
554 This was fun, but now it’s off to work you roll. 1.3154 0.03857 241 182 42 17
555 Now you can whistle, and skate, while you work! 1.3154 0.04075 241 187 32 22
556 I know you’re ‘Grumpy,’ but right now I need your hands to be ‘Jazzy.’ 1.3154 0.03857 241 182 42 17
557 You are so tall with your skates on! 1.3154 0.04075 241 187 32 22
558 This is the freakiest Tinder date ever. 1.3154 0.03766 241 180 46 15
559 Female Caucasian and the Seven Little People" 1.3154 0.04241 241 191 24 26
560 We are totally starting a delivery company! 1.3154 0.03812 241 181 44 16
561 Between your skates and my nose, I think we've got a sequel. 1.3154 0.03857 241 182 42 17
562 That's not what I meant when I instructed you to get in line 1.3154 0.03989 241 185 36 20
563 I must say, you’ve adjusted to retirement from the mines very well. 1.3154 0.03812 241 181 44 16
564 Prince! Shmince! What say we party!" 1.3154 0.03989 241 185 36 20
565 Yes! The DNA analysis confirms it: we are related to Pinocchio. 1.3154 0.04032 241 186 34 21
566 They'll never serve us margaritas if you two don't put the beards back on. 1.3154 0.04032 241 186 34 21
567 I'm happy without a prince in my life. 1.3154 0.03945 241 184 38 19
568 Hey, where'd you little bastards get roller skates? 1.3154 0.04117 241 188 30 23
569 ...and we’ll put on ice skates and people will pay $100 a ticket! 1.3154 0.03766 241 180 46 15
570 Big surprise guys! Grumpy hates Jazz Hands." 1.3154 0.03989 241 185 36 20
571 Doc says exercise is the best thing you can do for black lung. 1.3154 0.03945 241 184 38 19
572 Grumpy, where's Grabby? 1.3151 0.04112 238 185 31 22
573 I don’t know what to call any of you these days. 1.3151 0.03890 238 180 41 17
574 Say, which one of you guys is my Attorney General? 1.3151 0.04025 238 183 35 20
575 OK, he's happy. Who's next? 1.3151 0.04239 238 188 25 25
576 At least you don't have as far to fall. 1.3147 0.03864 232 174 43 15
577 Just 10 more minutes of skating and you will get your phones back. 1.3140 0.03975 242 186 36 20
578 These sequels keep getting worse and worse 1.3138 0.03966 239 183 37 19
579 I notice that you don’t whistle while you skate. 1.3138 0.03966 239 183 37 19
580 Does Mr. Disney know about this? 1.3138 0.03966 239 183 37 19
581 Who's Happy? 1.3138 0.03921 239 182 39 18
582 Don’t forget to whistle while you skate! 1.3136 0.04046 236 182 34 20
583 Princess Olive Oil! You're back! Skate with us! 1.3136 0.04134 236 184 30 22
584 They said I'm supposed to call you "little people" now. 1.3136 0.03864 236 178 42 16
585 AH! Little meals on wheels! 1.3136 0.04134 236 184 30 22
586 The legalese is complicated, but what it comes down to is that he’s a very nice man named Walt, and now he owns what we say and do and look like. 1.3136 0.03864 236 178 42 16
587 Well, look who's a little Grumpy today! 1.3136 0.04046 236 182 34 20
588 Cheap skates! 1.3136 0.04046 236 182 34 20
589 I’m sending you to a magical place called Madison Square Garden. 1.3136 0.03956 236 180 38 18
590 Amusing idea but you'll need to do a lot more than that to catch Joe Biden. 1.3136 0.04046 236 182 34 20
591 I know, I know...but it’s off to work we go! 1.3136 0.04221 236 186 26 24
592 Last one to the castle is a rotten apple! 1.3136 0.04221 236 186 26 24
593 Remember, if someone comes, form a single line and start singing 'hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work we go!' 1.3136 0.03864 236 178 42 16
594 Hiho hiho, it’s roller skating we go. 1.3136 0.04221 236 186 26 24
595 Good news for one lucky dwarf—the Prince has ED. 1.3136 0.04178 236 185 28 23
596 Good job, the Oompa-Loompas have nothing on those jazz hands. 1.3125 0.03907 240 183 39 18
597 You may call me by my new name- Global Warming White. 1.3125 0.04039 240 186 33 21
598 Jeff Bezos showed me how to make you whistle while you work 70% more efficiently. 1.3125 0.03995 240 185 35 20
599 Grumpy, let me see those jazz hands! 1.3125 0.03862 240 182 41 17
600 Forget EVERYTHING you learned in The Lollipop League. That was then. This is now. 1.3125 0.03907 240 183 39 18
601 Come on, Grumpy, show us those jazz hands! 1.3125 0.04166 240 189 27 24
602 C'mon, Grumpy. Be a skater, not a hater. 1.3125 0.03995 240 185 35 20
603 The Dwarves were elated with Snow Whites generous gift. Her true agenda however was preventing climate change. 1.3122 0.04119 237 185 30 22
604 Grumpy, for this to work you're going to have to show us your jazz hands. 1.3122 0.03987 237 182 36 19
605 Wait here—I need a minute with Sleazy. 1.3122 0.03942 237 181 38 18
606 Which one of you little bastards just grabbed my ass! 1.3122 0.04162 237 186 28 23
607 Keep it up. We'll crush Cinderella and her rats in the Prince Charming Roller Derby Death Match. 1.3122 0.03987 237 182 36 19
608 You guys keep skating, I’m just going to nip out for a little Martini! 1.3122 0.03942 237 181 38 18
609 Come on, Grumpy, show us your triple-axle! 1.3122 0.03987 237 182 36 19
610 Let's start a roller derby team! It's perfect, we already have the insufferable nicknames! 1.3122 0.03987 237 182 36 19
611 Come on, Grumpy. How ‘bout a little Boogie Nights. 1.3122 0.03987 237 182 36 19
612 We don't say "Dwarfs" anymore,it's "Differently Mobiled." 1.3122 0.03942 237 181 38 18
613 I have great news...you little people....will no longer be called dwarfs. 1.3122 0.03896 237 180 40 17
614 Play time is over... it's off to work you go. 1.3112 0.03893 241 184 39 18
615 1,2,3,4, no wait.. 1,2,3,4,5. ..Hold still so I can see who's missing. 1.3112 0.03757 241 181 45 15
616 Anybody seen Grabby? 1.3109 0.03882 238 181 40 17
617 And I'm tripping too! 1.3109 0.04147 238 187 28 23
618 Oh Grumpy stop. It's almost like Ice Skating. 1.3109 0.03789 238 179 44 15
619 Let’s see a Figure 7 1.3109 0.03927 238 182 38 18
620 DwarfDash small parcel delivery service is a great fit for our brand-and today's labor laws. 1.3109 0.04189 238 188 26 24
621 Good thing none of you are named Clumsy. 1.3109 0.04016 238 184 34 20
622 Just two more and we'll have a minyan! 1.3109 0.03882 238 181 40 17
623 ...now stop making jazz hands. Uh oh, Simon didn't say! Grumpy's out! 1.3109 0.04060 238 185 32 21
624 Aside from Grumpy, all of you are going to need new names if this roller derby venture is going to pan-out. 1.3109 0.04147 238 187 28 23
625 Hey guys, you’re making me dizzy, or is that name taken? 1.3109 0.03789 238 179 44 15
626 Whistle while you work you little bastards. 1.3109 0.04147 238 187 28 23
627 Who’s horney? 1.3109 0.04060 238 185 32 21
628 The happy moments before Doc and Grumpy invent the roller derby. 1.3109 0.03882 238 181 40 17
629 Put on your helmets boys and don't’ forget - Dopey used to be called ‘Richard’.” 1.3109 0.04147 238 187 28 23
630 And what’s even more exciting is they add three inches to your height! 1.3109 0.03836 238 180 42 16
631 The budget cuts at the mining plant hit hard, but Coach White was determined to train the seven dwarves into Pro-roller skating glory. 1.3109 0.04060 238 185 32 21
632 That's good, dearies! Strikes just the right note of middle aged whimsy for this magazine. 1.3105 0.04065 219 167 36 16
633 7 dwarves and not a single one of you had the decency of getting me a pair of skates 1.3103 0.04090 232 180 32 20
634 That nice old woman gave me a mushroom. 1.3103 0.04090 232 180 32 20
635 It’s 2 more inches but guess what? You’re still dwarfs. 1.3103 0.04090 232 180 32 20
636 I think I preferred the whistling! 1.3103 0.03951 232 177 38 17
637 Where are your helmets? 1.3103 0.03951 232 177 38 17
638 Has anyone seen Sleazy ? 1.3103 0.04090 232 180 32 20
639 Boys, they laughed when you formed a roller derby team. Now let's kick some butt. 1.3103 0.03903 232 176 40 16
640 I told you there were healthy alternatives to caffeine, Sleepy. 1.3103 0.04180 232 182 28 22
641 Have fun, but stay out from under the skirt. 1.3103 0.03757 232 173 46 13
642 Why do I always have to be the goalie? 1.3103 0.04136 232 181 30 21
643 Trademark, smademark. You're "My Seven Roll Aides". 1.3103 0.03903 232 176 40 16
644 Grumpy, remember your jazz hands! 1.3103 0.03998 232 178 36 18
645 This next skate is "Couples Only" 1.3103 0.03855 232 175 42 15
646 I told you the extra two inches would make all the difference 1.3103 0.03951 232 177 38 17
647 Pelosi and the 2020 Presidential Candidates 1.3103 0.04312 232 185 22 25
648 And then we'll storm the Yellow Brick Road! 1.3103 0.03998 232 178 36 18
649 You're the 7 Dwarves, so why do I look like Olive Oyl? 1.3102 0.04104 216 165 35 16
650 You guys have fun, I'm going home to take a nice long nap. 1.3097 0.04072 226 174 34 18
651 I applaud your effort to go green! 1.3087 0.03924 230 175 39 16
652 Skating is all well and good, but remember it's off to work you go! 1.3087 0.04158 230 180 29 21
653 You can't all be Happy. 1.3087 0.04019 230 177 35 18
654 If I had one more of you, I would have been the original Octmom. 1.3087 0.04019 230 177 35 18
655 Given the way you guys skate, I'm glad Doc is around. 1.3087 0.03972 230 176 37 17
656 I warned you not to have the Vente Frappucino last night, didn't I, Sleepy? 1.3087 0.04019 230 177 35 18
657 Hey guys, guess what? Just got my Ancestry.com results. 1.3087 0.04158 230 180 29 21
658 I think we can really get on 'Dancing With The Stars'! 1.3087 0.04066 230 178 33 19
659 Cheer up, Grumpy! These roller skates make you at least three inches taller. 1.3087 0.04158 230 180 29 21
660 Now, now Grumpy; you'll like this next part where we get hook-ended sticks and smash each other trying to hit a little black round thingy into that net over there. 1.3087 0.03924 230 175 39 16
661 To hell with the prince, roller derby is the future. 1.3087 0.04204 230 181 27 22
662 All I’m saying is, can we reconsider the ‘Hi-ho’ refrain? 1.3087 0.03972 230 176 37 17
663 c'mon, Bashful... jazz hands! 1.3087 0.03972 230 176 37 17
664 Grumpy, again, seriously, no jazz hands? 1.3087 0.03875 230 174 41 15
665 I may not be the fairest of them all, but I am a woman who knows how to organize an awesome dwarf roller derby. 1.3087 0.04158 230 180 29 21
666 You all look dopey. 1.3087 0.03972 230 176 37 17
667 Have your fun now, because those hardwood floors don't polish themselves. 1.3087 0.04019 230 177 35 18
668 Remember, Dopey, the name of the game is Crack the Whip, not Break the Wind. 1.3087 0.04019 230 177 35 18
669 Remember, the judges like to see personality! 1.3087 0.03924 230 175 39 16
670 ...……...Ya do the Hokey Pokey and you turn...…... 1.3087 0.04204 230 181 27 22
671 Grumpy, if you can't whistle while you work, at least smile while you skate. 1.3087 0.03826 230 173 43 14
672 In response to criticisms claiming a lack of diversity on the show, The Bachelorette now casts white men under 6' 1.3087 0.04158 230 180 29 21
673 Global warming be damned - Snow White & The 7 Dwarfs On Ice is now On Wheels! 1.3087 0.03826 230 173 43 14
674 I'm telling you: Disney on Ice is begging for disruption. 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
675 Jammer, Blocker, Pivot, Passer, Waller, Goater, Bridger, and Whip-It. All present; now, time for practice! 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
676 I guess this was Dopey's idea ? 1.3087 0.04066 230 178 33 19
677 You can't all be called Speedy ... 1.3087 0.04249 230 182 25 23
678 Yes, Walt Disney made me look a lot prettier. 1.3087 0.03972 230 176 37 17
679 Don't say you're off to see the wizard. That's a different movie. 1.3087 0.03924 230 175 39 16
680 Is there a mnemonic for your names? 1.3087 0.04066 230 178 33 19
681 Ok, if I have this right I think we're off to see the wizard. 1.3087 0.03875 230 174 41 15
682 Remember everyone, Sneezy has to skate backwards. 1.3087 0.04066 230 178 33 19
683 And all this time I thought you were working! 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
684 It's just the gimmick we need to make Snow White Part II! 1.3087 0.03924 230 175 39 16
685 Sure, you can whistle while you play! 1.3087 0.03826 230 173 43 14
686 Remember, when we do the ice show, everyone is Happy! 1.3087 0.04158 230 180 29 21
687 I don't hear you whistling now. 1.3087 0.03725 230 171 47 12
688 This is the best Sonic drive-in ever. 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
689 Be careful now, he only has a doctorate in economics. 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
690 Come on Grumpy. Jazz hands while you skate! 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
691 Perfect, let's go over the pocket picking again. 1.3087 0.03875 230 174 41 15
692 Remember, only one of you can partner with me on Skating with the Stars. 1.3087 0.03972 230 176 37 17
693 After play time, our group therapy session will focus on evil stepmothers. 1.3087 0.04019 230 177 35 18
694 Which one of you is snitty? 1.3087 0.04066 230 178 33 19
695 What was in that apple? 1.3084 0.03910 227 172 40 15
696 We're going to kick Hobbiton's butt in the roller derby tournament! 1.3084 0.04056 227 175 34 18
697 Looks like you need a break, anyone want apple slices? 1.3084 0.03910 227 172 40 15
698 Aww, Grumpy, Beauty isn’t everything. 1.3074 0.04004 231 178 35 18
699 You're so cute I could just fuck all of you! 1.3070 0.04450 228 185 16 27
700 How am I not the fairest? You all got the same gift! 1.3070 0.04135 228 178 30 20
701 ...these are not my dwarves... 1.3067 0.03879 225 170 41 14
702 Hey guys, I think we need more racial and gender diversity to keep this fairy tale rolling! The white privileged male dominated castle is clearly over the hill. 1.3067 0.04030 225 173 35 17
703 I hope they'll give you just as much enjoyment as a bonus! 1.3067 0.04030 225 173 35 17
704 Good News! Prince says he's taking us all to Disneyland!! 1.3067 0.04222 225 177 27 21
705 Sure, I can play goalie! 1.3067 0.04030 225 173 35 17
706 Now remember the deal, boys. No more whistling. 1.3067 0.04030 225 173 35 17
707 For goodness sakes roll with it, Grumpy! 1.3067 0.03828 225 169 43 13
708 You make me feel like my stepmother never tried to kill me. 1.3067 0.04175 225 176 29 20
709 Wicked stepmother - dwarfs ...I think I am ready for a reality show on TLC 1.3067 0.04127 225 175 31 19
710 The spell had been broken, but she was never quite 'right' again. 1.3067 0.04030 225 173 35 17
711 See? I told you it would be easy with your low centers of gravity! 1.3067 0.03879 225 170 41 14
712 Just remember, Grumpy, you're skating on thin ice. 1.3067 0.04079 225 174 33 18
713 Septuplets! Wait til I tell the Prince 1.3067 0.04030 225 173 35 17
714 I meant bring me my hair rollers but this is nice too 1.3067 0.04030 225 173 35 17
715 You're kidding. We gave up the dental plan for this? 1.3067 0.04127 225 175 31 19
716 Guess what? One of you is going to be a father! 1.3063 0.04117 222 172 32 18
717 It's not copyright infringement if you're on skates! 1.3053 0.03965 226 173 37 16
718 I LOVE diversity! 1.3053 0.03965 226 173 37 16
719 OK you can skate to the Farmer's Market but remember, No apples. 1.3053 0.03864 226 171 41 14
720 i’m gonna fuck every single one of you 1.3053 0.04477 226 184 15 27
721 Are those all your names or are you describing PMS ? 1.3053 0.04111 226 176 31 19
722 Like it? I call it "Happy Hour!" 1.3053 0.04063 226 175 33 18
723 Is everyone happy now? 1.3053 0.04205 226 178 27 21
724 Big news, we have our first roller-derby match set for next week against the Lollipop Guild! 1.3053 0.03813 226 170 43 13
725 It’s okay. Everyone feels dopey the first time they try it. 1.3053 0.04063 226 175 33 18
726 Oh come on Grumpy! Everyone else is having fun! 1.3049 0.03951 223 170 38 15
727 Okay, you merry band of pranksters, don't tell me where Happy is. Let him surprise me. 1.3049 0.03794 223 167 44 12
728 Snow White Express - coming soon to a castle near you! 1.3049 0.04101 223 173 32 18
729 You know how good it feels to be around a bunch of men, and not worry about sexual harassment? 1.3049 0.03951 223 170 38 15
730 Well it does seem to make you guys less shy, less confused, less agitated, less manic, less lethargic, with clearer sinuses, and a career track in medicine. 1.3049 0.04101 223 173 32 18
731 Could you guys fix my nose? 1.3049 0.04198 223 175 28 20
732 Play time’s over. Back to the mines. 1.3049 0.04001 223 171 36 16
733 I'll take these over glass slippers anyday! 1.3049 0.04198 223 175 28 20
734 Does this dress make me look pale? 1.3049 0.04001 223 171 36 16
735 Heigh-ho, people. It’s back to work you go! 1.3049 0.04198 223 175 28 20
736 I know, but if we're going to compete with Game of Thrones then we need something new. 1.3049 0.04052 223 172 34 17
737 Hey Grumpy, the word from Hollywood is "it's second billing or six dwarfs. Get used to it." 1.3049 0.04101 223 173 32 18
738 And because of your stature, our big beautiful wall would not have to be tall! 1.3049 0.03951 223 170 38 15
739 I need a few of you to fill some cabinet post to help out a friend. 1.3049 0.04052 223 172 34 17
740 Oh, come on Grumpy; show us a smile! 1.3049 0.04198 223 175 28 20
741 So where's what's-his-name? 1.3049 0.04101 223 173 32 18
742 God, I'm looking more and more like the dwarfs. This is no fairy tale. 1.3049 0.04198 223 175 28 20
743 Olive and the Seven Oyls 1.3049 0.04340 223 178 22 23
744 Off to work you roll. 1.3049 0.04052 223 172 34 17
745 And then I thought, "Why settle for 'fairest of them all' when we could be charging 70% markup on rentals?" 1.3049 0.04150 223 174 30 19
746 The roller skates don't make you that much taller. 1.3036 0.03986 224 172 36 16
747 Put some jazz in those hands, Grumpy, if you want to make it to Broadway. 1.3036 0.04182 224 176 28 20
748 We are skating at the very edge of appropriateness 1.3036 0.03884 224 170 40 14
749 Goody! 7more Democrats running for President! 1.3036 0.04085 224 174 32 18
750 Dopey? Fess up! This was your idea wasn't it? 1.3036 0.04085 224 174 32 18
751 It’s wonderful you’re trying to offset the carbon footprint of all that mining. 1.3036 0.03884 224 170 40 14
752 Mostly I'm just wondering how you're skating on snow, rather than ice. 1.3032 0.04174 221 173 29 19
753 What will Amazon think of next! 1.3032 0.04074 221 171 33 17
754 Good thing there is a Doc among you. 1.3032 0.04174 221 173 29 19
755 Hey! I bet we could turn this into a TED talk—how the little elves found their moxie and learned to skate through life. 1.3032 0.04074 221 171 33 17
756 I rescued you from Santa’s workshop to have fun. So, have fun 1.3032 0.04223 221 174 27 20
757 Wake up Sleepy, I said “Jazz Hands”! 1.3032 0.04023 221 170 35 16
758 Skatey would have been proud! 1.3032 0.03919 221 168 39 14
759 I dunno guys, I just don't feel like I blend in. 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
760 How merrily you roll along! 1.3032 0.04074 221 171 33 17
761 Now repeat after me; 'Wheelies while you work!...'la la la la la-la-la!' 1.3032 0.04223 221 174 27 20
762 Lighten up, Grumpy. This was your idea. 1.3032 0.03972 221 169 37 15
763 Isn’t this better than work? 1.3032 0.04074 221 171 33 17
764 Now Grumpy, that's 5 in the box for giving Dopey the stink-eye 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
765 Now try this....whistle while you skate. 1.3032 0.03972 221 169 37 15
766 I'm not SAYING you're not good; I'm SAYING The Roller Derby is only for girls ! 1.3032 0.04174 221 173 29 19
767 I love this off-Broadway version! 1.3032 0.04023 221 170 35 16
768 Now all we need is a ball about this big and some hockey sticks! 1.3032 0.04223 221 174 27 20
769 Whistle while you skate! 1.3032 0.03813 221 166 43 12
770 Now that Dopey has been disqualified for using performance enhancing drugs, this year's competition is sure to be the fairest of them all. 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
771 If I put on skates, we can do figure eights. 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
772 Who are all these kids and why are they calling me Mom? 1.3032 0.04174 221 173 29 19
773 Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we roll! 1.3032 0.04023 221 170 35 16
774 Just look busy. I’ll get the part and you’ll all get free housekeeping. 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
775 OK guys, let's roll. 1.3032 0.04271 221 175 25 21
776 Okay, from the top. 5, 6, 7, 8! 1.3032 0.04023 221 170 35 16
777 Just whistle while you Skate. 1.3032 0.04223 221 174 27 20
778 Rare photo of the seven dwarfs preparing for a roller derby match. 1.3032 0.04174 221 173 29 19
779 So there was an eighth one and his name was "Speedy"? What happened to him? 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
780 But how can you still be grumpy when everyone is having so much fun?! 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
781 I bet this was Happy's idea. 1.3032 0.04174 221 173 29 19
782 Fake it till you make it, Happy! 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
783 Grumpy, tomorrow we’ll do spin the bottle, I promise. 1.3032 0.04074 221 171 33 17
784 That's right, just for you boys I'm going commando today. 1.3032 0.04174 221 173 29 19
785 You've been such happy dwarves since the mine closed! 1.3032 0.04124 221 172 31 18
786 Look, now you can walk as fast as I do 1.3032 0.04074 221 171 33 17
787 Stay still so I can count you! 1.3030 0.03995 231 179 34 18
788 Come on Grumpy,wheelie while you work! 1.3030 0.04042 231 180 32 19
789 Free those “jazz hands” Grumpy! 1.3028 0.04009 218 167 36 15
790 I just can't make you all Happy. 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
791 I only count six, did we lose 'Clumsy'? 1.3028 0.03956 218 166 38 14
792 Good Bye Prince Charming! Let's Roll!! 1.3028 0.03847 218 164 42 12
793 Wow, the skates really add stature 1.3028 0.04061 218 168 34 16
794 7 rollers rolling 1.3028 0.04313 218 173 24 21
795 I AM related to Pinnochio! 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
796 Why we no longer hear about Clumsy. 1.3028 0.04313 218 173 24 21
797 I'll teach you to whistle if you agree to get back to work. 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
798 Great news! Netflix wants to do a sequel! 1.3028 0.04009 218 167 36 15
799 Nope. You don't want to see Snow fall, do you? 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
800 This is supposed to be fun, you don't have to whistle while doing it. 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
801 There was mixed emotion when Mrs. White enacted the inline skate policy to improve production at the newly opened dwarf ale distillery. 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
802 Oh! Where's Pushy? 1.3028 0.04313 218 173 24 21
803 I am glad we are all about embracing diversity! 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
804 This is how we roll 1.3028 0.04264 218 172 26 20
805 Ten minutes more then back in the mines to greet the next tour. 1.3028 0.04009 218 167 36 15
806 Where's Bashful? 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
807 And then a handsome plastic surgeon will fix my nose and awaken me with a kiss! 1.3028 0.04061 218 168 34 16
808 Okay! Let's try it again with music. 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
809 Guess what, all of you have always creeped me out. 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
810 Why are you so grumpy today, Happy? 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
811 This isn't what I meant by "Roll Play" 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
812 Who is hoping for a rose from this bachelorette? 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
813 Just when I thought you guys couldn't get any more embarrassing. 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
814 A new P.C. versioned Hollywood sequel has been released, “The Leucistic Princess and the Seven Gentlemen of Short Stature.” 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
815 I see someone's got their grumpy skates on. 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
816 Focus on the goal: Disney on ice! 1.3028 0.04009 218 167 36 15
817 This is way better than whistling! 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
818 Okay guys, let's show those wicked queens at the rink how we roll! 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
819 I only wish they came in my size. 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
820 No grumpy faces please. Child Protective Services will be here in 5 minutes 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
821 You call that work? 1.3028 0.04264 218 172 26 20
822 I know this is fun, but Mr. Disney prefers to see you working. 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
823 It's official everyone! We're now Snow White and the 7 Vertical Challenges. 1.3028 0.03956 218 166 38 14
824 When I asked for wheels, I meant a stagecoach to get me outta here. 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
825 Smile Grumpy. I just got us a movie deal with Disney. 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
826 Oh my dears, if only Uncle Walt could see you now! 1.3028 0.04164 218 170 30 18
827 Sneezy, have you taken your zinc and echinacea? 1.3028 0.04214 218 171 28 19
828 You can choose your snack after play time, but no apples. 1.3028 0.04009 218 167 36 15
829 We will be the fairest roller derby team of them all. 1.3028 0.04113 218 169 32 17
830 Good. Now, when the prince arrives, circle round my bier and do the 'Hokey Pokey'. 1.3023 0.04256 215 169 27 19
831 For copyright reasons, our show will be called slush beige." 1.3018 0.04254 222 176 25 21
832 All right, who’s going with me to see about rhinoplasty? 1.3009 0.03977 216 165 37 14
833 I'm telling you it was this big and I'm now much more a High Ho than Snow White, if you get my drift. 1.3009 0.03977 216 165 37 14
834 Remember, when the interview team shows up, we're just friends. 1.3009 0.03922 216 164 39 13
835 Your buddies BJ and Squi are coming over! 1.2995 0.04221 217 171 27 19
836 We women have our training wheels on the inside. 1.2995 0.04119 217 169 31 17
837 I'm starting to think giving all these guys meth was a bad idea. 1.2995 0.04370 217 174 21 22
838 Yes, you should be whistling, since this qualifies as “work” under the new benefits plan. 1.2995 0.04171 217 170 29 18
839 You better behave yourselves if you want to live happily ever after 1.2995 0.04067 217 168 33 16
840 Snow white stands stunned as the small devilish men sacrifice her to Satan so they can be free 1.2995 0.04067 217 168 33 16
841 Guys, can you believe it - after being called a snowflake, they're now charging me with interfering with 'miners'? 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
842 You know, even in retirement you can still sing the hi-ho part. 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
843 ...and they rolled happily ever after. 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
844 alright, let's rob some tourists 1.2991 0.04465 214 173 18 23
845 I thought you were supposed to be working ! 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
846 These live action Disney remakes need a lot of filler. 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
847 Was I asleep long enough for roller derby to come back? 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
848 If I slept with all of you at once, it would amount to a threesome 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
849 'Hi guys! Remember, I'm called "Snow White" because my crack is 100% pure!' 1.2991 0.04315 214 170 24 20
850 Now that your coal mine is closed, it’s time to get behind the Green New Deal. 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
851 So, only one of you is grumpy that I'm a white supremacist. 1.2991 0.04365 214 171 22 21
852 Great, now we appeal to a modern audience. 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
853 Money is tight until they reopen the mine, but an old woman brought us apples for dessert 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
854 Ok, which of you wants to sleep with me tonight?" 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
855 I'm told I got my good looks from my father...er, which one of you is it? 1.2991 0.04315 214 170 24 20
856 See, Grumpy? Isn't "It's Home from Work We Go" even more fun now? 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
857 Which one of you is Whimsey? 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
858 You can't all be called Wheely. 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
859 ... and Grumpy has his small hands too! 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
860 Just whistle while you work out. 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
861 I like the way you seven roll. 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
862 When I said you dwarves were cheapskates, I had no idea. 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
863 Hi, I’m horny, the eighth dwarf!! 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
864 If you guys are going to make it in Roller Derby you've got to start knocking each other down. 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
865 I know! We have the same nose, right?! 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
866 Didn't you say you were going to work? 1.2991 0.03998 214 164 36 14
867 Predictably, Grumpy found Snow White's vision of 'Pippin and the Seven Rollerblading Dwarves' misguided and uncompelling 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
868 Just think how easy this would be if we had a sidewalk! 1.2991 0.03887 214 162 40 12
869 When I said you're going to be without Snow this winter, I meant "I'll" be in Florida! 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
870 For heaven's sake, Grumpy, one day off delving doesn't make you socialists. 1.2991 0.04365 214 171 22 21
871 So, the remake is to be called "Snow but no ice." 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
872 I think I'll call you Grifty, Shifty, Greedy, Fibber, Bully, Dummy and Cur. 1.2991 0.04365 214 171 22 21
873 We finally got rid of Sneezy! 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
874 Now you'll be able to get to the bottom of the mine in half the time! 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
875 This is how we lost Clutzy. 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
876 Enough of this fabled wasteland. Time for the Big Apple! City dwarfs on wheels! 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
877 Dopey? Dopey?!! Hey, if she thinks she's gonna' get kissed by a handsome prince, THERE's your dopey! 1.2991 0.04315 214 170 24 20
878 Popeye said I would be perfect for this roll. 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
879 I am not Pinnochio in drag. 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
880 Get with the program Grumpy or you'll find out the hard way that 'fairest in all the land' has it's limits. 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
881 Today we’re all going to read the Mueller Report. 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
882 With this increase in efficiency we can downsize the workforce even further! 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
883 It's Spring, time to mark the hiking trail with subpoenas. 1.2991 0.04315 214 170 24 20
884 Charming! 1.2991 0.04212 214 168 28 18
885 Keep practicing guys. We really need to up our game if we want Disney to do a reboot. 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
886 See, what did I tell ya? The skates make you taller! 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
887 Now that the field is set, the race for Democratic presidential candidate can begin! 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
888 Hey everyone, Sleepy kicked his Ambien! 1.2991 0.03998 214 164 36 14
889 Grumpy--as a carhop, you'll need a better attitude if you want to make good tips! 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
890 Hey fellas! Looking for seven brides? 1.2991 0.04159 214 167 30 17
891 Go and tell the Prince, I am waiting for a Princess! 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
892 You guys are always singing, `Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go.' But I never see any of you ever doing a lick of work. 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
893 Before trying Disney, Snow White and the seven dwarves rehearse for the Ed Sullivan show. 1.2991 0.03830 214 161 42 11
894 Lean in boys, we gotta get ready for Iowa. 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
895 Wrong skates - tonight is Disney on Ice! 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
896 Someone lift me! 1.2991 0.04365 214 171 22 21
897 What Rumors? 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
898 OK boys, that's your vacation, it's back to the salt-mines we go. 1.2991 0.04264 214 169 26 19
899 It's definitely better than digging. 1.2991 0.04106 214 166 32 16
900 What do you mean, this isn't in the Diamond Mining Union contract, Grumpy? 1.2991 0.04053 214 165 34 15
901 And where might our seventh roller-skating little person be—where’s Handsy? 1.2991 0.04365 214 171 22 21
902 How silly. The man at the skate counter asked me if I was Mrs. Claus! 1.2977 0.04194 215 169 28 18
903 Once upon a time, there was a place called America, where everyone was accepted... 1.2977 0.04090 215 167 32 16
904 They call themselves the hi-ho rollers. 1.2977 0.04142 215 168 30 17
905 We are going to up the tempo on “Heigh ho. Heigh ho.” 1.2977 0.04194 215 169 28 18
906 C'mon Grumpy, smile! Some day your princess will come 1.2977 0.04246 215 170 26 19
907 Skating around issues, that's what I love! 1.2972 0.04075 212 164 33 15
908 Who is the fairest skater of them all? 1.2972 0.04341 212 169 23 20
909 Who wants a candy apple? 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
910 Hey, you old white men, don't you realize you're skating on thin ice? 1.2972 0.04236 212 167 27 18
911 Has anyone seen Clumsy? 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
912 You see, you get around faster. Plus you added 3 inches to your height. 1.2972 0.04020 212 163 35 14
913 Who's up for a healthy snack and a nap? 1.2972 0.04236 212 167 27 18
914 The song is not as catchy if we change it to "Whistle while you roll and fall." 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
915 It's true !! We all have big noses!! 1.2972 0.04075 212 164 33 15
916 Okay! Who's ready to try it on ice? 1.2972 0.04020 212 163 35 14
917 I'm so glad they fit. They were a special order. 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
918 Grumpys all smiles, so who's next? 1.2972 0.03964 212 162 37 13
919 I think we should all get inline. 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
920 C'mon, boys, whistle while you skate. 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
921 Don't try and fool me, Grumpy, I saw you crack a smile. 1.2972 0.04289 212 168 25 19
922 No, I am fairly certain the RZA would take issue with calling yourselves “The 28 wheels of death”. 1.2972 0.04236 212 167 27 18
923 OK who took my skates? 1.2972 0.04236 212 167 27 18
924 And one size fits all! How wonderful. 1.2972 0.04183 212 166 29 17
925 Did somebody give Grumpy a yellow snow cone? 1.2972 0.04492 212 172 17 23
926 ...then she offered me an apple. I was like thanks but no thanks, who eats food given to them by strangers? 1.2972 0.04183 212 166 29 17
927 Please Grumpy, we all know that I am the fairest judge of all 1.2972 0.04075 212 164 33 15
928 You're home early! 1.2972 0.04183 212 166 29 17
929 So it’s 6 to 1 in favor of a nose job. 1.2972 0.04236 212 167 27 18
930 We started a mini Meals on Wheels program. 1.2972 0.04020 212 163 35 14
931 The baby is due in July, you have seven daddy guesses! 1.2972 0.04341 212 169 23 20
932 There was a buy one, get six free deal...I've never felt so seen... 1.2972 0.04236 212 167 27 18
933 Think Fosse ! 1.2972 0.04341 212 169 23 20
934 Bashful on skates you aren't. 1.2972 0.04183 212 166 29 17
935 Lineup dwarfs for a race to the castle. The winner gets a shiny apple given to me by the lovey old lady. 1.2972 0.03791 212 159 43 10
936 It looks like most of you guys are having a good time, but you all can’t be happy. 1.2972 0.04183 212 166 29 17
937 But Grumpy, if you smile, too, we'll ALL be happy! 1.2972 0.04020 212 163 35 14
938 You will like Roller Derby so much more than Disneyland. 1.2972 0.04020 212 163 35 14
939 I know you can do jazz hands, Grumpy! 1.2972 0.04075 212 164 33 15
940 The mines jobs aren't coming back, but I do have a great college-for-all plan you should check out. 1.2972 0.04289 212 168 25 19
941 Okay, I give up. You guys can all read the Mueller Report back at the castle. 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
942 Now you can go off to work much faster. 1.2972 0.04289 212 168 25 19
943 You need helmets. 1.2972 0.04075 212 164 33 15
944 Joy.joy, the unemployment checks have arrived. 1.2972 0.04129 212 165 31 16
945 Speaking of animated fantasies, my dwarfs, do any of you happen to have that huntsman's cell number? 1.2967 0.04333 209 166 24 19
946 Pinocchio told us if I tell you you are handsome and you tell me I am beautiful we will see changes 1.2967 0.04115 209 162 32 15
947 Off you go! Tell Pinocchio I have his nose. 1.2967 0.04385 209 167 22 20
948 Come on, Grumpy, do something captionable! 1.2967 0.04279 209 165 26 18
949 My grandfather’s name was Pinocchio. 1.2961 0.04156 206 160 31 15
950 If you learn to do it on ice, we've really got something. 1.2952 0.04314 210 167 24 19
951 No whistling while you skate; this isn't work! 1.2952 0.04367 210 168 22 20
952 Whistle while you wheel! 1.2952 0.04042 210 162 34 14
953 Aren't you glad I told you about Labor Day? 1.2952 0.03985 210 161 36 13
954 Oh stop, they'll make your work in the mine more fun. 1.2952 0.04153 210 164 30 16
955 We have to be at the castle by three for water aerobics. 1.2952 0.04098 210 163 32 15
956 Hey guys, new script. I'm Snow White, Tubby you're Doc, Snuffy you're Dopey, Gassy you're Grumpy, Cheeky you're Bashful, Ralph you're Sneezy, Morbid you're Happy, and Dormant you're Sleepy 1.2952 0.04261 210 166 26 18
957 Hey guys, the Queen's Fairest in the Land trade deal with China was good to us this year! 1.2952 0.04207 210 165 28 17
958 Hey. I have exciting news. I've made arrangements for all of us to spend a week at Disney World. 1.2952 0.04207 210 165 28 17
959 See, I promised you’d see the upside to the Green New Deal! 1.2941 0.04294 204 161 26 17
960 I’ve scheduled all of us to get nose jobs, my treat! 1.2938 0.04081 211 164 32 15
961 Whistling and working is second nature to you, let’s try adding another discipline. 1.2938 0.04136 211 165 30 16
962 This is just SO Dopey!" 1.2927 0.04219 205 161 28 16
963 Remember that your post-workout smoothie should contain no apples whatsoever! 1.2927 0.04386 205 164 22 19
964 I just spoke with my agent, and he wants to know if we want a remake, a reboot, or a reimagining?" 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
965 I ask , "Am I the Fairest?" and everybody just starts Skating around as an answer! 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
966 After the diamond mine played out, Snow and the dwarfs decided to open a roller disco. 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
967 Who really cares about that stupid apple. I see a cable TV show, “Little People on Skates” with years of residuals. 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
968 I gave a pair to each of you, for I am the fairest one of all. 1.2927 0.04331 205 163 24 18
969 Disney Off Ice. 1.2927 0.04331 205 163 24 18
970 I have to say I'm surprised you went with the Roller Derby over Disney on Ice. 1.2927 0.03986 205 157 36 12
971 You’ve all been granted asylum! 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
972 This isn’t what I meant when I said, “get in line.” 1.2927 0.04104 205 159 32 14
973 Which one of you is Happy? 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
974 Nobody can be Mopey while skating! 1.2927 0.04219 205 161 28 16
975 Olive Oyl and the Seven Dwarfs, who obviously did not eat their spinach. 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
976 And then we will roll right into the White House 1.2927 0.04331 205 163 24 18
977 And at Christmastime we'll go to Rockefeller Center. 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
978 You’re snowing me again. 1.2927 0.04493 205 166 18 21
979 I told you someday we’d be rolling in the green. 1.2927 0.03986 205 157 36 12
980 C’mon Grumpy - ‘spirit fingers’ ! 1.2927 0.04219 205 161 28 16
981 You guys do look a lot happier skating instead of vaping. 1.2927 0.04493 205 166 18 21
982 I guess nothing can cheer Grumpy up after all. 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
983 It's OK. They'll never notice there is nothing to be skating on. 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
984 Why are you guys so energetic" "Well we are HIGH HOE 1.2927 0.04331 205 163 24 18
985 AT&T approved our family plan! 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
986 And that's how you do jazz hands 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
987 Ho Hi time is over, gentlemen! Time to Hi Ho! 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
988 Now focus! Our performance of "Game of Thrones" on ice is next week. 1.2927 0.03986 205 157 36 12
989 Hey Grumpy, you can get out of character for this fun event. 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
990 Oh! How about: "They see me rollin', They hatin' "? 1.2927 0.04331 205 163 24 18
991 This is play not work so enough with the whistling. 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
992 Next we’ll learn how to greet people in Iowa. 1.2927 0.04440 205 165 20 20
993 Goodness me! Wouldn’t your little cheapskate father be proud to see you all now. 1.2927 0.04386 205 164 22 19
994 That's new, I thought you whistled to work. 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
995 Hi ho! The Amazon drones have arrived! 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
996 Happy, live up to your name, dear. 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
997 And remember, NEVER let stumpy get behind you! 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
998 OK, boys, let's see those Jazz Hands! I want to see some energy in those fingers! 1.2927 0.04386 205 164 22 19
999 Now try whistling while you skate. 1.2927 0.03864 205 155 40 10
1000 Someone has squeaky wheels? 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
1001 Yes, it's fun. But isn't mining for diamonds more fulfilling? 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
1002 I preferred whistling. 1.2927 0.03986 205 157 36 12
1003 Hey, there are only seven of you here. Where's Clumsy? 1.2927 0.04219 205 161 28 16
1004 We're going to Disneyland for Spring Break! 1.2927 0.04104 205 159 32 14
1005 O.K. guys, you convinced me--there's no need for a prince in this relationship. 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
1006 And I made you each the cutest little silk hot pants for your roller derby premiere. 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
1007 A lovely little old lady gave me a lovely big red apple about this big that I traded for seven cute little pairs of tiny roller skates and a lovely little bow for my lovely hair. 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
1008 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... Where the f*ck is Tonya? 1.2927 0.04104 205 159 32 14
1009 Now let's all learn to whistle! 1.2927 0.04386 205 164 22 19
1010 You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around! 1.2927 0.04104 205 159 32 14
1011 OK, boys, I’ve booked us in Vegas next. Let’s practice: “ Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, on roller blades we go...” 1.2927 0.04440 205 165 20 20
1012 Delightful, but there was no mention of this in the four-page summary 1.2927 0.04162 205 160 30 15
1013 I’m the fairest of them all, except when I play roller derby. 1.2927 0.04219 205 161 28 16
1014 For the last time, it's nap time . . . Hey, how about some nice apples? 1.2927 0.04275 205 162 26 17
1015 Okay! When he gets here...act casual!!!! 1.2921 0.04145 202 157 31 14
1016 Now if we form a line, we should roll up to the castle before my apple kicks in! 1.2921 0.04320 202 160 25 17
1017 I'm going to be a naughty Princess now, you guys deserve this. 1.2921 0.04320 202 160 25 17
1018 You are on a roll! 1.2917 0.04542 192 154 20 18
1019 Me too. Me too 1.2915 0.04307 199 157 26 16
1020 No, no, no, it's called in-line skating for a reason! 1.2906 0.04068 203 157 33 13
1021 No more up skirting for you boys 1.2906 0.04413 203 163 21 19
1022 I have an idea - let's build an oval wooden track,....." 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
1023 Good luck storming the castle. 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
1024 It's off to therapy we roll! 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
1025 Next thing we do is look for a buffalo herd. 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
1026 I wonder what was mixed in those apples. 1.2906 0.04186 203 159 29 15
1027 Who's ready for a nice red apple and a nap? 1.2906 0.04068 203 157 33 13
1028 No, Disney wants it on ice! 1.2906 0.03820 203 153 41 9
1029 Try the jazz hands, Grumpy! They’ll break your fall. 1.2906 0.04357 203 162 23 18
1030 I don't see Gropey. Where is Gropey? 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
1031 C’mon Grumpy jazz hands! The evil queen will never look for me on Broadway! 1.2906 0.04357 203 162 23 18
1032 Who wants a roll in the hay? 1.2906 0.04244 203 160 27 16
1033 Cheer up Grumpy, we'll go bowling next week. 1.2906 0.03946 203 155 37 11
1034 Where is Handsy? 1.2905 0.03915 210 161 37 12
1035 Now, just whistle while you skate! C’mon, Dopey, Hipster, Depressive, Pothead, Showoff, Klutzypants. ... Hey, where’s Grabby? 1.2905 0.04196 210 166 27 17
1036 Between the legs. Remember, you have the advantage. 1.2905 0.04408 210 170 19 21
1037 Why do we get drawn with such ugly noses? 1.2905 0.04196 210 166 27 17
1038 ... and when Cindy falls for the group-roller-hug, Grumpy grabs the glass slipper and we all meet back here. 1.2905 0.04142 210 165 29 16
1039 Who wants to work on dwarf #8? 1.2905 0.04459 210 171 17 22
1040 Now you are 2 inches taller 1.2905 0.04142 210 165 29 16
1041 Perhaps a laxative, Grumpy. 1.2905 0.04030 210 163 33 14
1042 And we didn't even use fertility drugs. 1.2905 0.04250 210 167 25 18
1043 Which One of You is Nosey 1.2905 0.03857 210 160 39 11
1044 Well you know, it's hard work and rewarding being a single mother 1.2905 0.04142 210 165 29 16
1045 No hug again today, Grumpy? 1.2905 0.04030 210 163 33 14
1046 ...and when you're taller, you can all have yo-yo's! 1.2905 0.04196 210 166 27 17
1047 For Pete's sake, Grumpy! Putting on miniature rollerblades didn't make you smile - I think you'll still be miserable with jazz-hands. 1.2905 0.04408 210 170 19 21
1048 Anyone know what pre-nup means? 1.2905 0.04086 210 164 31 15
1049 Let's get jiggy, boys. 1.2900 0.04346 200 159 24 17
1050 Sorry guys, they disqualified you from the limbo competition. 1.2892 0.04282 204 162 25 17
1051 It's great to finally see Grumpy coming out of his shell! 1.2892 0.04282 204 162 25 17
1052 Anyone want an apple? 1.2891 0.04013 211 164 33 14
1053 I warned you that your mining operations were like a poison apple to the environment. 1.2891 0.04179 211 167 27 17
1054 How's my little grumpy trumpy today? 1.2891 0.04285 211 169 23 19
1055 From now on, you are 'Little People' and we'll never use the 'D' word again. Nice skates. 1.2891 0.04179 211 167 27 17
1056 You're all wrong. Some day my Prince will come THIS much! 1.2886 0.04151 201 157 30 14
1057 Elbows always up in roller derby little ones! Do your best and crush the appetites outta those lazy, flat-footed, fool-of-a-Took hobbits!! And remember...THEY! SHALL! NOT! PASS! 1.2886 0.04269 201 159 26 16
1058 Little people on roller skates! It's like a fairy tale! 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1059 Ah, all my little social media followers... 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1060 Oh, Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen! Comet, and Cupid, and Dunder and oops. 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1061 Now you can all be happy! 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1062 Uh-oh - what happened to Crashy? 1.2879 0.04254 198 156 27 15
1063 Grumpy, I know you don’t believe me, but I swear Pinocchio had nothing to do with that spell!! 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1064 If this is the world I live in, I wish I stayed in my coma. 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1065 Great news! I've signed you all up for the climactic Game of Thrones battle! 1.2879 0.04489 198 160 19 19
1066 OK,my little Dem's,please line up for the debate! 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1067 While she talked, the dwarves politely nodded. They then went right back to roller skating. 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1068 I love it! Dwarf roller derby is so much more dignified than tossing! 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1069 Grumpy, I know ‘this is the 80’s and you’re down with the ladies’. 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1070 Sorry, I want to be with other millennials in an urban setting. 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1071 No way you’re still grumpy. 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1072 I'm sure you'd rather be a Jammer, but Blockers are just naturally grumpy, Grumpy 1.2879 0.04132 198 154 31 13
1073 Great news! Disney green lit Dwarf Roller Derby! 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1074 ...And your Derby Team Name will be "the White Walkers." 1.2879 0.04545 198 161 17 20
1075 It was obvious to Snow White that Happy won the activity coin toss. 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1076 Hey guys, I've got an idea for a song! Start whistling!! 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1077 Good work guys! You're on a roll! 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1078 So now you're all Happy! 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1079 I see you've all become heigh ho-ly rollers. 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1080 No one is going to believe this. You all need to stay still so I can get a photo for Instagram. 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1081 Snow White fulfills her dream of coaching her very own roller derby team. 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1082 Grumpy where are your jazz hands ? 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1083 I'll be Sansa. Who wants to be Tyrion? 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1084 They said, “Hi Ho.” She said, “Hi” back. 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1085 I prefer Uber. 1.2879 0.04602 198 162 15 21
1086 Remember, only one of you will get to become "Rolley" 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1087 Okay, you little creeps, now go throughout the kingdom and find me a Prince! 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1088 We might all be related. Who nose? 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
1089 We are ready to rumble! 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1090 In spite of their small shoes, Snow White asked the Seven Dwarves to reduce their carbon footprints 1.2879 0.04254 198 156 27 15
1091 If Jamaica made it to Winter Olympics 1998, Trump won 2016, let's think Tokyo 2020! 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1092 When we reverse global warming, you'll be able to ski again. 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
1093 With a little more practice I will get you a spot on Disney’s Got Talent 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1094 Excellent-now you can do the work of 14 dwarves. 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
1095 You guys forgot to take your Ritalin AGAIN??? 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1096 That little fucker Dopey better not grab my ass again. 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1097 I’m so glad I woke up before the end of the ‘70s! 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1098 I know, let’s play a game where I’m a princess and you go off to work. Ho ho! 1.2879 0.04254 198 156 27 15
1099 Shall we try it with some synchronizrd whistling. This should end with a high production show stopper. 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1100 Grumpy show hands 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1101 Enough Boys!, Hi, Ho - it's off to work you go! 1.2879 0.04132 198 154 31 13
1102 Hey guys! My name is Snow, and I'm your new Roller Derby coach. 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
1103 Team, for home games, we wear white! 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1104 Rather than "fairest" I thought I'd go for "fiercest". 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1105 ‘Don’t be hating when your skating’, Grumpy. 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
1106 This is no Fairy Tale! You're all registered for Roller Kingdom. Load up the mini-mini van. 1.2879 0.04132 198 154 31 13
1107 Great news, guys! We got the audition for live action Frozen. 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1108 Alright, let’s roll. 1.2879 0.04132 198 154 31 13
1109 And the good news is, kids skate free EVERY Saturday 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1110 I heard you taking about cheapskates and me so I bought them for you . 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1111 Thank you for following protocol. 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1112 Good morning my pretties … just kidding 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
1113 Actually, I’d say you’re all Dopey. 1.2879 0.04431 198 159 21 18
1114 Hey Dopey, where's Tardy? 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1115 Great news! The Studio green-lit "Snow White and the Seven Dorks.' 1.2879 0.04545 198 161 17 20
1116 Snow White, are these small hands? He’s been talking about my hands, as if they were small. These are not small hands. I can guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee it. 1.2879 0.04254 198 156 27 15
1117 Okay, who farted? 1.2879 0.04373 198 158 23 17
1118 My stepmother never taught me how. 1.2879 0.04132 198 154 31 13
1119 The Sequel: Snow White and Dopey’s Seven Little Kids 1.2879 0.04254 198 156 27 15
1120 Don’t be bashful, enjoy yourelves! Well except you, bashful. You can be you 1.2879 0.04314 198 157 25 16
1121 Don't worry, Bashful, Walt says doing jazz hands is just good, clean, American fun. 1.2879 0.04132 198 154 31 13
1122 If we want to compete with those 21. century Disney movies we need to step up our game! 1.2872 0.04110 195 151 32 12
1123 I just said “It’s crazy it took Marvel 12 years to make a woman-led superhero movie” to myself, alone in this acre-wide field, and a bunch of you rollerskated in singing “Triggered much?” and I have to say I love it, it’s great and very fun. 1.2872 0.04480 195 157 20 18
1124 Last one to the castle eats the poison apple! 1.2872 0.04110 195 151 32 12
1125 Skaters gonna Skate 1.2872 0.04420 195 156 22 17
1126 You guys are really getting better. Now, let's try it on ice. 1.2872 0.04237 195 153 28 14
1127 Fair's fair 1.2872 0.04360 195 155 24 16
1128 Come on Grumpy...Happy was right. Tomorrow, Sunrise Yoga! 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
1129 It’s really the same thing except for the whole climate change thing. 1.2872 0.04360 195 155 24 16
1130 There... now will you stop that confounded whistling? 1.2872 0.04360 195 155 24 16
1131 I'll say 'Go,' and the winner gets a shovel AND a pick!" 1.2872 0.04237 195 153 28 14
1132 I'm sure that after he sees our version of Starlight Express, Andrew Lloyd Webber will finally agree to write a musical version of Snow White. 1.2872 0.04110 195 151 32 12
1133 Enough work, already! Let's whistle while we skate! 1.2872 0.04174 195 152 30 13
1134 I know where we can get a disco ball! 1.2872 0.04420 195 156 22 17
1135 Let's get the band back together! With a name that's socially acceptable. 1.2872 0.04174 195 152 30 13
1136 This was recess. Now it's back to Hi Ho, Hi Ho for you... 1.2872 0.04237 195 153 28 14
1137 We'll show those tap dancing penguins who's boss! 1.2872 0.04174 195 152 30 13
1138 I promise electric scooters for next Christmas, okay...? 1.2872 0.04174 195 152 30 13
1139 Seven dwarfs ... seven days in a week. Who needs Prince Charming! 1.2872 0.04360 195 155 24 16
1140 Ms. White, may I join your group? 'Seven dwarfs' has a nice ring to it. 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
1141 “I hope you fall on your ass, Grumpy.” 1.2872 0.04237 195 153 28 14
1142 Yes I guarantee your co-workers will find this less annoying than whistling while you work. 1.2872 0.04110 195 151 32 12
1143 C’mere guys, I’ve GOT to read you this story I just found in an old fairytale book that you NOT gonna BELIEVE! 1.2872 0.04480 195 157 20 18
1144 Grumpy, it’s called the 'hokey pokey.' It's a Happy dance. Don't be Bashful. 1.2872 0.04360 195 155 24 16
1145 OK Grumpy, you've gotta work on those Jazz Hands. 1.2871 0.04250 202 160 26 16
1146 Ok, we've trained for this and we're ready...we'll have 60 seconds in the Giant's treasure room... 1.2871 0.04308 202 161 24 17
1147 It's working...I see Walt's face. 1.2857 0.04518 196 159 18 19
1148 Let's show Queen Elsa what we've got. 1.2857 0.04280 196 155 26 15
1149 Sure, you’ve got some sick moves. But I feel slightly like you’re stealing my spotlight. 1.2857 0.04280 196 155 26 15
1150 It sure beats a pay raise, doesn't it?!? 1.2857 0.04459 196 158 20 18
1151 What happened to Clumsy? 1.2857 0.04280 196 155 26 15
1152 I can be the judge of your skating contest; besides, I'm the 'fairest of them all'. 1.2857 0.04218 196 154 28 14
1153 Do you have a pair for me in XXXL? 1.2850 0.04262 193 152 27 14
1154 Snow White and her West Wing cabinet. 1.2850 0.04448 193 155 21 17
1155 We have news! There will be another little guy to skate around with you in seven months or so! 1.2850 0.04262 193 152 27 14
1156 How cute! I guess they'll call me Slow White now. 1.2850 0.04387 193 154 23 16
1157 Turns out that unless I was asleep, that perv wasn't interested. 1.2850 0.04262 193 152 27 14
1158 Yes . . . you’re correct - there IS no height requirement - but I AM NOT going to endorse ANY of you for the democratic primaries!! 1.2850 0.04199 193 151 29 13
1159 I going to have a baby! 1.2850 0.04387 193 154 23 16
1160 What type of song SHOULD we sing, Grumpy? 1.2835 0.04367 194 155 23 16
1161 Your combined talent dwarfs the competition. 1.2835 0.04367 194 155 23 16
1162 And which one of you is Bashful? 1.2835 0.04305 194 154 25 15
1163 Has anyone seen Handsy? 1.2835 0.04367 194 155 23 16
1164 It's really OK to whistle while you skate. 1.2835 0.04428 194 156 21 17
1165 Now YOU can bring me Meals on Wheels! 1.2835 0.04367 194 155 23 16
1166 Okay, now whistle while you... Grumpy! don't forget the jazz hands! 1.2827 0.04415 191 153 22 16
1167 Let's whistle while we roll. 1.2827 0.04158 191 149 30 12
1168 I know it was terrible musical but we’re ready for a “Starlight Express” revival! 1.2827 0.04538 191 155 18 18
1169 This will be my first time babysitting for septuplets. 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1170 Let's go guys, it's off to work you roll. 1.2827 0.04158 191 149 30 12
1171 Smile Grumpy, Some day your Dream will Come.... 1.2827 0.04223 191 150 28 13
1172 Day 73 with the girl: Another perfect day. Two hours skating around the castle, and then lunch in the park. Nearly smiled. Must...not...crack. - Grumpy 1.2827 0.04223 191 150 28 13
1173 Just when I thought you little guys couldn’t get any cuter. 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1174 Is she tall, or are we just short? 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1175 I'm thinking bigger; I'm thinking lights and music and yes! Ice skates! Perfect! 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1176 Such a great thrift store day. 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1177 You walked, I was blonde....that was before. 1.2827 0.04477 191 154 20 17
1178 Limbo or conga line? 1.2827 0.04288 191 151 26 14
1179 I've told you guys before I'm not related to White Boy Rick. 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1180 I just can't decide! Do I wanna feel Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, or Dopey? 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1181 Wait wait, don't tell me. Doc, Grumpy Sleepy, Donald....oh darn! 1.2827 0.04538 191 155 18 18
1182 OMG! No one's even gonna remember Elsa's stupid talking snowman once I post this! 1.2827 0.04023 191 147 34 10
1183 Let’s go find the prince and tickle him until he cries. 1.2827 0.04477 191 154 20 17
1184 Roll with it, Grumpy! 1.2827 0.04091 191 148 32 11
1185 There! Now you guys don't look like a bunch of idiots. 1.2827 0.04352 191 152 24 15
1186 Thank God it's Friday! 1.2827 0.04288 191 151 26 14
1187 Look, this isn't "Frozen" and there is no ice 1.2827 0.04158 191 149 30 12
1188 Remember to whistle while you skate! 1.2827 0.04288 191 151 26 14
1189 Fellas, my life is saturated with psycho-poetic metaphor, and I can't help but suspect that the roller skates mean my Prince will buy me a Porsche. 1.2827 0.04415 191 153 22 16
1190 Don't have too much fun, these are rentals. 1.2827 0.04288 191 151 26 14
1191 I've never seen you so grumpy, Happy.....I mean happy, Grumpy. 1.2827 0.04477 191 154 20 17
1192 With global warming, the seven dwarf switched from ice skates to rollerblades. 1.2827 0.04158 191 149 30 12
1193 And what else did your new tech company give you? 1.2827 0.04158 191 149 30 12
1194 The commute to the mine will be faster. 1.2827 0.03954 191 146 36 9
1195 Now, which one of you is at sixes and sevens? 1.2827 0.04415 191 153 22 16
1196 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, Disney on ice paychecks let's go! 1.2827 0.04415 191 153 22 16
1197 Stop pretending, you're 65. 1.2812 0.04456 192 155 20 17
1198 The synchronized skating is great, but how about if you try whistling? 1.2812 0.04394 192 154 22 16
1199 I never intended us to be famous, it was Walt’s idea. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
1200 Spoiler Alert: One of you gets impeached. 1.2812 0.04204 192 151 28 13
1201 I thought I ordered glass slippers, but enjoy. 1.2812 0.04332 192 153 24 15
1202 Whistle while you twerk! 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1203 Not judging, but if I did, I would be the fairest of them all. 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
1204 Let's take it again from the top. Get in line and this time sing "Heigh Ho, it's off to work we go" with more feeling. 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1205 Wait! Let me get my leotards on! 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1206 Dwarves... Roll out! 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1207 Please stop. This is only slightly better than getting murdered. 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1208 Ok.....I was just informed that someone has X-Ray vision........ 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1209 We cut our commute in half! 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1210 UNION. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1211 Where's a poisoned apple when you need one? 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1212 These Disney remakes are getting stranger and stranger 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1213 We'll destroy those faeries in roller derby!! 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1214 I can't get "Boogie Oogie Oogie out of my head". 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1215 I'm thinking this might work better on ice. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1216 So you're telling me Andrew Lloyd Webber signed on? 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1217 Where’s Sleepy? We can’t retake the Troller Derby pennant from the Smurfs if Sleepy keeps showing up late for practice! 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1218 Your derby championship is tomorrow versus the Oompa Loompas. 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1219 Snow White and the Derby Dwarves 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1220 I know, I know, with the sun behind me you can see right through my skirt, Pervy. 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1221 Free skate is over, my little ones. It is time to return for debauchery and impropriety. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1222 Little people can still question those in power 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1223 Before we film, Walt told me he just wants you be yourselves. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1224 It worked---the cocaine factory had been collectivized. The dwarves celebrated their implementing communism in the Alps by covering the mountains with the drug. Snow White, being the addict she was, was ecstatic to find an unlimited supply of it. 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1225 Now, Grumpy, let's remember to whistle while you triple lutz. 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1226 The scene moments before Snow White's fatal Instagram post that tipped off Maleficent. 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1227 Winter is coming, Snow White 1.2804 0.04689 189 156 13 20
1228 I don't hear any singing... 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1229 Dear lord... Candidates PLEASE line up. 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
1230 I’m glad to see Grumpy back, after the wheelie incident. 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1231 Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho, it's off to work we Roll 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1232 Your cute, but Seven Dwarves a' skating doesn't quite cut it... 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1233 I think one theme is enough for our restaurants 1.2804 0.04568 189 154 17 18
1234 Great job, but remember, the real show is on ice. 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1235 Oh my.... it's a group of disgruntled Sonic employees 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1236 I am glad you like the skates because I traded the cottage for them. 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
1237 You look ready for the lift—don't be Bashful! 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1238 Great, now I won't have to find some horses for the carriage. 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1239 They promised me a hoverboard for the remake. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1240 I'm just glad I could get you all children's price tickets 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1241 Who gets tossed first? 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1242 I love this because I start taking normal human steps when we walk together. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1243 Just because there're 7 of you doesn't mean I'm Snow White. 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1244 Come now, Grumpy, admit it: Seven Dwarves Roller Derby is a much better second career than Disney on Ice! 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
1245 Everybody rotate. 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1246 Do those come in adult sizes?! 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1247 Note to self. Change withholding to single-7. 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1248 Miners on skates... rock and roll! 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1249 See? It feels good to unionize 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1250 If this doesn't change your attitude, Grumpy, then you're a lost cause. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1251 It's lucky that they rent child sizes. 1.2804 0.04568 189 154 17 18
1252 Now you can get to the mine faster and get me more gems! 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1253 I knew you guys would love my new wellness incentive program. 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1254 I said a short stroll, not a short roll! 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
1255 I know you're all having fun, but we have to go now for your measles vaccine, one grumpy dwarf is enough" 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1256 Next stop- Disney on Ice! 1.2804 0.04568 189 154 17 18
1257 Just roll with it 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1258 Remember, it's Sleepy's turn to do the hip whip. 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
1259 so much fun, yes? Now let's get back to that ol' whistling and working. Keeping Snow happy ever after ain't cheap. 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1260 Don't y'all have to "heigh ho" it to the diamond mine? Though I love a diversion, I have bad apples to eat, princes to meet, and queens to beat. 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1261 This will make a great sequel! 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1262 So, no more of that annoying whistling, OK? 1.2804 0.04568 189 154 17 18
1263 OK, how about this one... The Dwarfs of Anarchy? 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1264 Okay. You got free style skating down. Tomorrow Disney will send over a choreographer. 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1265 Anybody see a prince today? 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1266 May I roll with you guys for a few days? 1.2804 0.04443 189 152 21 16
1267 I know it's 'Game of Thrones' last season, but this could get us into the final episode! 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1268 So there’s this guy named Andrew Lloyd Weber... 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
1269 Next we transfer this to ice skating and I think we have a show 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
1270 Walt's going to LOVE this! 1.2804 0.04379 189 151 23 15
1271 You’re all just skating the issue. I will be announcing my candidacy in the morning! 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1272 Now you all look Dopey. 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
1273 And if you master this the Prince will arrange a meeting with the Royal Stilt Maker. 1.2804 0.04182 189 148 29 12
1274 O.K., now let's show that evil queen you are hell-on-wheels! 1.2804 0.04314 189 150 25 14
1275 I kissed a girl and I liked it. 1.2796 0.04557 186 151 18 17
1276 It's Sleepy's turn tonight. 1.2796 0.04362 186 148 24 14
1277 Tomorrow we try doing lifts! 1.2787 0.04478 183 147 21 15
1278 I know that many of you like to whistle while you work, but today, we do the hustle! 1.2787 0.04272 183 144 27 12
1279 Who would've thought? Dopey is a natural! 1.2787 0.04478 183 147 21 15
1280 The first one to get to the castle gets to go apple-tasting with me! 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1281 Tardy”, the 7th dwarf arrives late again 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1282 Tomorrow you'll have singing lessons and I get a nose job. We should be ready for a screen test. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1283 I’m not sure this is covered by your workers comp! 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1284 Sorry guys. No more sticks and balls for roller hockey. They’re made in China and can’t be imported because of Trump’s trade sanctions. You’ll have to play roller disco instead. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1285 See, elves, it's important to train in the off-season. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1286 Forget about Snow White. I'm now ROLLER GIRL! 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1287 And then we had no more ice so we had to switch to roller skates. 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1288 Alright, boys, union break’s over. Back to the mine. 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
1289 You're so much like children, I won't have to freeze my eggs after all. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1290 Now, isn't this better than toiling in a cave whole day? 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1291 'I'm not sure if Walt Disney's liability insurance covers rollerblading." 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1292 Instead of a poison apple,the mean Queen gave us disco. 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1293 Oh God! I'll never be able to remember your roller derby names! 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1294 It appears you all enjoyed the apple slices. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1295 Now you don't have to run to keep up with my walk. 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
1296 Great rollerblading guys. You're ready to spread out and find me a prince or a knight ... a burly blacksmith would be fine too. 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1297 Don't take it personally. It's just that I'm attracted to taller elves, that's all. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1298 You do the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around—that’s what it’s all about. 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1299 Oh, Grumpy... Don't be a skater hater. 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
1300 Disney Reboot: Snow White and the Skating Dwarfs 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1301 Oh come on...nobody is Grumpy when they're skating. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1302 Not exactly the franchise I was looking for. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1303 Dance damn-it, hi-ho! 1.2772 0.04652 184 151 15 18
1304 I feel a sneezey coming on! 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1305 Heigh Ho, how great, it's off to work we skate! 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1306 Line up so I can give you your growth hormone. 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1307 Come on guys. you all can't run for President! 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1308 Isn't it more fun to whistle while you skate? 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1309 Cersei will never see this coming. 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1310 There's no way Cinderella and her silly mice are going to win now! 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1311 You can't be Grumpy rollerskating. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1312 Doc, come quickly. Bashful is sneezy and Dopey's getting grumpy. At least Sleepy is happy. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1313 Okay, once more, from the top: “Hi ho, hi ho...” 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1314 Guys, the Evil Queen is near - let's roll. 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1315 Nicknames? Yes, Sneezy, Nosey, Snouty, Beaky, Shnozzy, Snooty and Honker. Oh you mean OUR names? Never mind. 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1316 Okay gang, who wants ice cream? 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1317 Remember, whistle while you block your opponent in the roller derby rink! 1.2772 0.04588 184 150 17 17
1318 Disney's new roller derby team, Snow Fight and the Seven Dwarves. 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1319 With these, I don't have to wait for you every 10 yards anymore! 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1320 One of you will grow up to be a Trump 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1321 Hi ho hi ho tis off to the mines you go, the union contract says, you know, you're only off on the weekends. 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1322 Disney is ok with you being gay Happy. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1323 Sleepy and Sneezy, stay away from the cliff. 1.2772 0.04588 184 150 17 17
1324 All right all right, It's off to work you go. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1325 I'll put in a good word with them at the castle, just don't get your hopes up that synchronized rollerblading will become an Olympic sport. 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
1326 Has anyone seen Donald? He promised. 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1327 Walt hates the idea, but the animation department loves it. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1328 Great news from the Wicked Queen's administration. First, my problematic classification as the 'fairest in the land' has been reassessed. Second, infrastructure spending will include a roller rink. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1329 No broadway appearance if you don't swing. 1.2772 0.04652 184 151 15 18
1330 Ooh. Look at my cool Grumpy. Hand behind your back! 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1331 Thankfully the skating competition groups are by height, not age. 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1332 It's roller skating, Grumpy, not roller hating. 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1333 Is anyone happy? 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
1334 The President has honored Sleepy by naming his opponent after him. 1.2772 0.04652 184 151 15 18
1335 Everyone Happy? 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1336 Now,if we had that wall,you couldn't just skate in here all willy-nilly,free to do as you please,could ya? 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1337 I’d like to try it, but I’m afraid I might fall and hit my head and fall into a coma, only to be awakened much later by the kiss of a prince. 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1338 I want to see more jazz hands guys. Really sell that excitement! 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1339 These White House briefings are so much when the Staff gets involved. Maybe next week we can invite the Attorney General" 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1340 The first rule of roller derby is you can’t be Bashful. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1341 Why can’t you be more like happy? 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1342 All righty then....time for the high jump contest 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1343 Fun time is over guys. Everyone back to work. Oh and it's okay to whistle." 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1344 Every girl dreams of a guy that will smooch a random unconscious woman that they find in a coffin in the woods, but I never thought it would come true for me. Those rollerblades look fresh by the way. 1.2772 0.04588 184 150 17 17
1345 Now you can wheelie whistle while you work! 1.2772 0.04109 184 143 31 10
1346 Hey guys, circle up! It's time for the Hokey Pokey . . . 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1347 Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho, It's off to Venice Beach we go! 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1348 You guys won't believe the crazy dream I am having. You are the Von Trapp family skating on the hills of the Sound of Music! 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1349 1326 Bohemian Roller Skating Team and Coach Ms Snow White 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1350 Okay guys, let's get smart. Let's follow the yellow brick road! 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1351 I'm not saying I don't want to skate with you, it's just that this hole 'the queen asked a hunter to bring back my heart and liver to eat it' situation got me a little upset 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1352 I'm going to tickle that grump right out of you. 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1353 And then we do more cocaine! 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1354 Ruth trying to get votes at the Supreme Clourt 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1355 If the wicked witch chases you on roller skates, you'll be ready. 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
1356 Who says you can't teach an old dwarf new tricks! 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
1357 Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, It’s off to work you go ... 1.2772 0.04522 184 149 19 16
1358 I've dumped the prince. Could you use a manager? 1.2772 0.04389 184 147 23 14
1359 Looks fun, do you have any in my size? 1.2772 0.04109 184 143 31 10
1360 Whistle while you work-out! 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1361 High Ho it's off to work we roll 1.2772 0.04456 184 148 21 15
1362 According to the Little People of America website, we can't call you Dwarfs. How about the Seven Vertically Challenged? 1.2772 0.04181 184 144 29 11
1363 Ah, come on Grumpy. You can move really fast and you're a little bit taller! 1.2772 0.04652 184 151 15 18
1364 Okay Fairy Tale Rollers, let’s kick some Queen’s ass. 1.2762 0.04298 181 143 26 12
1365 You saved me... And now offer same day shipping? 1.2762 0.04507 181 146 20 15
1366 Anyone want a bite of my apple? 1.2762 0.04507 181 146 20 15
1367 Uber have made some drastic cut-backs. 1.2762 0.04575 181 147 18 16
1368 Of course, we’ll expect a real uptick in productivity down at the mine, too. 1.2762 0.04153 181 141 30 10
1369 Who's whistling now? 1.2762 0.04226 181 142 28 11
1370 Is ‘Bashful’ a roller derby nickname? 1.2762 0.04641 181 148 16 17
1371 Last one home cleans the dishes! 1.2757 0.04368 185 148 23 14
1372 This is how we'll prove to the Queen who's the fastest one of all." 1.2757 0.04368 185 148 23 14
1373 Speedy! Crab-Walk! Freestyle! Axel! Foxtrot! ! Clumsy! Toe-Stop! Long time, no see! 1.2757 0.04500 185 150 19 16
1374 Here's an idea: What if you all entered the Democratic primaries as a team! Let's retake the White House!" 1.2757 0.04435 185 149 21 15
1375 Is he behind me again? Oh, hi seventh wheely. 1.2757 0.04368 185 148 23 14
1376 It's great that you guys picked up a new hobby, but would you quit calling me a HO?! 1.2757 0.04368 185 148 23 14
1377 Snow white and the seven dorks. 1.2757 0.04368 185 148 23 14
1378 Don't worry! Universal healthcare has you all covered! 1.2757 0.04368 185 148 23 14
1379 See, I told you that if I pretended to be asleep long enough he would leave! 1.2757 0.04435 185 149 21 15
1380 See, isn't this much better than 'Heigh-Ho, it's off to work we go'? 1.2753 0.04272 178 140 27 11
1381 Now its time to skate away singing the Brexit song. 1.2747 0.04417 182 146 22 14
1382 Who's your Daddy? 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
1383 We owe, we owe. It's off to work we go. For pennies, because we did not join the union. 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
1384 Have any of you fellas seen my vibrator? 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
1385 Yes! Dwarf rolling is better then tossing. 1.2747 0.04348 182 145 24 13
1386 Enjoy yourselves! Pretend that my nose and Grumpy's prostate aren't enlarged and troublesome. 1.2747 0.04133 182 142 30 10
1387 Grumpy, it's either jazz hands or tickle-tickle-tickle. 1.2747 0.04417 182 146 22 14
1388 Fantastic! Now, just for kicks, let's try one where you trade in your skates for mining tools and switch jazz hands to whistling. 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
1389 Put your helmet on, Sneezy. 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
1390 And they thought flying monkeys were impressive... 1.2747 0.04277 182 144 26 12
1391 Skating on thin ice can lead to a shortage of shorties, if you catch my warning. 1.2747 0.04618 182 149 16 17
1392 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...where's the impish one? 1.2747 0.04485 182 147 20 15
1393 Dopey,don't even think about getting into my skirt because I will crush you to death between my legs! #MeToo 1.2747 0.04618 182 149 16 17
1394 Has anybody seen Doc? 1.2747 0.04417 182 146 22 14
1395 Wow, these skates have made almost everyone Happy! 1.2747 0.04206 182 143 28 11
1396 Now, don't you all turn grumpy on me. 1.2747 0.04552 182 148 18 16
1397 Doc, did you forget to give Grumpy his Happy pill? 1.2747 0.04552 182 148 18 16
1398 What I wouldn't give for a nice, long nap. 1.2747 0.04348 182 145 24 13
1399 Day 1 of social media addiction class 1.2747 0.04618 182 149 16 17
1400 I'm going to have to get you dwarves inline. 1.2747 0.04348 182 145 24 13
1401 We're going to have a baby. 1.2737 0.04537 179 145 19 15
1402 Now promise me you won't tell your mothers I let you skate under my dress. 1.2737 0.04396 179 143 23 13
1403 Hi I'm Snow's cousin Olive 1.2737 0.04396 179 143 23 13
1404 You can skate with us, but I wouldn't audition for Sleeping Beauty if I were you. 1.2737 0.04467 179 144 21 14
1405 I had a dream that I woke up and it was 1985. 1.2732 0.04596 183 150 16 17
1406 Okay, which one of you kissed me, then ran away screaming as I was waking up? 1.2732 0.04185 183 144 28 11
1407 I like the 'Rolling Runts.' 1.2732 0.04530 183 149 18 16
1408 Grumpy, if you can't live happily ever after, I'm going to have to deport you. 1.2732 0.04256 183 145 26 12
1409 Happy, Can I steal you for a sec? 1.2732 0.04596 183 150 16 17
1410 Time was, this actually led to sex. 1.2732 0.04530 183 149 18 16
1411 What fun...you're adjectives on wheels! 1.2732 0.04395 183 147 22 14
1412 I wasn't dead, you see. Just concussed. 1.2732 0.04113 183 143 30 10
1413 Surprise, I got a group discount with the plastic surgeon! 1.2732 0.04530 183 149 18 16
1414 now it's off to work you go! 1.2732 0.04326 183 146 24 13
1415 Oh. everone's having so much fun...arms waving; smiling. Hi Grumpy! 1.2732 0.04395 183 147 22 14
1416 Shaun White's great grandmother organizing the first x-games. 1.2732 0.04326 183 146 24 13
1417 Okay, Once I turn on ‘It’s Raining Men’, and you start to feel the music, I think you’re going to change your mind! 1.2732 0.04395 183 147 22 14
1418 What part of "Hi-ho, hi-ho" don't you little twerps get? 1.2732 0.04463 183 148 20 15
1419 Bear in mind the the Bay Area Bombers are notorious for throwing elbows. 1.2732 0.04395 183 147 22 14
1420 Instead of ice skating, let’ me talk to you about a new sport called roller derby! 1.2732 0.04463 183 148 20 15
1421 Cmon, Dopey and Grumpy, arms out, arms out! 1.2732 0.04326 183 146 24 13
1422 Big wheel keep on turnin', proud Mary keep on burnin' ... 1.2732 0.04463 183 148 20 15
1423 Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho Our work was all for show . . . 1.2732 0.04724 183 152 12 19
1424 Come on, let’s do the Hokey-Pokey! 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
1425 To keep up with our changing climate, "Disney on Ice" is now on wheels, and I'll be Bombcyclone White. 1.2717 0.04305 184 147 24 13
1426 I can make you all stars. 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1427 I heard from Disney: Good news and bad news. They want a higher concept than roller skates. But Snow White and the Seven Skateboarders is a go! 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1428 Just wait 'til everyone at the ball sees us roll up on these in-line skates... 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1429 Don’t let you their name get to you, The Seven Deadly Sins are just not that good a roller derby team. 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1430 Remember the choreography. High low, high low. Grumpy - show me those hands! 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
1431 Grumpy, Dopey, I'm very disappointed. I thought we had _all_ agreed to grow hipster beards? 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
1432 Who is the fastest one of all? 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1433 Rumpy made a grab for it. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1434 With a bit more practice, we'll be able to beat the team from Frozen. 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
1435 Someday my lutz will come. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1436 I feel all these emotions, Period! 1.2712 0.04706 177 146 14 17
1437 I can’t hear any whistling 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1438 See boys, skating while you work really is the new whistling. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
1439 Now you can whistle on your way to work. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1440 Roller Derby! I see it now. Snow White and the Seven Smashers! 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1441 Hi ho, hi ho, let's roller skate on snow! 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1442 I'll just call you all "Skatey" from now on. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1443 This is not what I meant when I suggested rolling over your assets. 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1444 Heigh ho heigh ho its off to work we go with a bucket and spade and our rollerblades heigh ho heigh ho. 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
1445 Any body else want an apple? 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1446 When it snows we'll go ice skating! 1.2712 0.04706 177 146 14 17
1447 Can you whistle at the same time? 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1448 See guys! Cinderella was wrong, this is so much better than chasing after a ball. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1449 Thing is, Disney On Ice is done on ice. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1450 I’ll have a hamburger and fries. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1451 They were all skater boys. She said, "see you later, boys" 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1452 Skates were a great idea. No one would have believed us about flying monkeys. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1453 Tomorrow, I'll teach you roller derby. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1454 After Disney On Ice, the idea well kind of ran dry 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1455 Smile Grumpy, it's all skate! 1.2712 0.04706 177 146 14 17
1456 So, I got eight tickets to Avengers Endgame! 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1457 Are you just skating around the subject? 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1458 When you guys asked if I’d like to see Disney on Ice, this wasn’t what I was expecting. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1459 Now they'll have to give us a sequel. 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
1460 ...and they call it roller derby! 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1461 We are Fam-i-ly!!! 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1462 This is fun. Later, we are going to get health insurance for everyone. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1463 The final tryouts for Disney on Ice 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1464 Alright, which one of you has my JUUL?! 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1465 I'd like to see a little more hip-checking on the part of Grumpy... 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1466 Statistically speaking, one of you will be physically abused by an intimate partner. And all of you will contract HPV. 1.2712 0.04706 177 146 14 17
1467 I appreciate the offer, but one at a time, please! 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1468 Scenes before the Battle for Winterfell. 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1469 ...it’s very strange indeed, we all have five fingers. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1470 So, for the roller derby, we're going to pick new names like 'Crusher' and 'Axe Man' and put on that game face we talked about... 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1471 Your're doing great! Has anyone seen Clumsy? 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1472 Great news guys. We have been invited to the kingdom's short-form synchronized rollerskating competition. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1473 I hear it’s a bouncy castle. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
1474 Am I dreaming? 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1475 Are you ready to rumble.? 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1476 After this we’ll play “Let’s storm that bitch at the castle!” 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1477 You see? Now you're all Happy. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1478 And best of all, you can stop that infernal whistling. 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1479 It would never work...trust me! 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
1480 Remember, it's one foot on the second "ho" and the other on "go." 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1481 Guys, I think I am starting to feel it 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1482 Group date falls just short of expectations. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1483 This is not AT ALL what we talked about. 1.2712 0.04124 177 138 30 9
1484 I don’t recall skates in the old animated version. 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1485 Ladies' choice! 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
1486 Smile, Grumpy, or you'll never make it to Rockefeller Center! 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1487 I know you're good skaters, but none of you passed the height requirement to get in the skating rank without a chaperone. 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1488 It's called Disney on Ice. You'll be perfect for it! 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1489 That’s the fourth Rihanna song in a row. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1490 God I’m ugly 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1491 Yes I do feel Dopey, why do you ask? 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1492 Hi ho and off you go, indeed. But should Dopey be the one planning your commute? 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1493 From now on fellas, it's "Hi-Ho on Wheels!" 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1494 Hey boys, I know you’re having fun but the gems won’t mine themselves 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1495 I said “I could use a DRINK !” 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1496 This is not what I meant by work-life balance! 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1497 We'll make the big time yet boys. When I'm done training you, they'll change that song from seven swans a swimmin' to seven dwarfs a skatin'! 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1498 Excellent! Now all we need are some guns and ski masks. 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1499 President White playing with her sycophant cabinet on the Capitol lawn. 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1500 I'm so happy that 6/7ths of you are enjoying your new skates! 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1501 After this I thought we’d bob for apples! 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1502 C'mon now, guys! Get inline! 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1503 ...five, six...hey, where's Rolly? 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1504 Yes yes hi ho hi ho. Now off to work you roll. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1505 Sleepy, Grumpy: you guys are doing great...I just need a little bit more energy. 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1506 Hi Ho, Hi Ho! It's off to skate you go! 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1507 Oh Grumpy, we get it...’jazz hands’ is just a step too far. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1508 High ho rollers, off to work you go! 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1509 They never know which one of you is my dad 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1510 Ok, lets take it from the top, and a 1 and a 2 and a 3 and a 4 and a 5 and a 6 and a 7 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1511 Is that creepy kid still behind me? If he looks up my skirt one more time, I'm calling the White House counsel! 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1512 I hope none of you are named, "Clumsy." 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1513 This ought to win back the Pixar audience. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1514 I was thinking of starting a pint-sized roller derby team. Any takers? 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1515 Grumpy, you look so Trumpy. 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1516 Little did they know that Snow White's proposed exercise and entertainment regimen was actually part of a cruel plot training them to be the underpaid and overworked travelling cast of a children's ice-rink show. 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1517 Altogether now, start whistling. 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
1518 Mirror mirror on the wall,whose the fastest of them all? 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1519 Well, they didn't tell me to bring my skates! 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1520 Don't go to far far away. 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1521 Surprise! We're going into the grocery delivery business! 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1522 Tighten the skating routine a little and the Disney Channel might be interested in us. 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1523 Of course one of you can change your name to Elsa. But only one. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1524 Nose White and the Seven Schnozolas. 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1525 What else should we do with our share of the Endgame profits? 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1526 Come on Grumpy - let's see your "spirit fingers" 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1527 OK everyone, Disney On Ice is only one month away! 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
1528 The queen stopped by; she brought me the most delicious brownies. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1529 I preferred Disney on crack. 1.2712 0.04277 177 140 26 11
1530 Skates put an end to the inappropriate touching. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1531 Ready for your new nicknames from Donald Trump? Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, and Sneezy! 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1532 Now that the beautiful mine is closed, we're about ready to apply for those Amazon jobs. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1533 come let me tell you about our creator Cyrano. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1534 Act small. The TV sitcom people are almost here. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1535 Speedy, Spinny, Whizzy, Whirly, Zippy, Breezy and ... Grumpy. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1536 Hey guys, who's up for Roller Derby? 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1537 'Gather 'round, boys. It"s time for the big vote on whether or not, I should get a nose job." 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1538 Great idea! I really think the skates will put the "Heigh-Ho" number over the top! 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1539 I have two words for you Grouchy: 'Roller Derby' 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1540 We NEED more of whatever was in that apple! 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1541 Grumpy! Simon says, “ Wave your hands”....... like this. 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1542 Dopey, was it your idea to roller-skate on the grass?" 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1543 Now we need a little rink. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1544 Stop following me ! 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
1545 Any ideas on how to adapt to climate change? 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1546 Okay we had our fun, how bout we hi- ho, hi - ho off to work now. 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1547 Yes, celebrate! We finally have a presidential candidate we can relate to. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1548 Some day my prince will come and we're going to kick his butt in roller derby. 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1549 Now you can be my advance team with the Wicked Witch. 1.2712 0.04840 177 148 10 19
1550 Our shtick is whistling, not rollerblading! 1.2712 0.04706 177 146 14 17
1551 Are you ready to rehearse our new group number, “Whistle While You Twerk” ? 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1552 Nobody can be grumpy on rollerblades! 1.2712 0.04637 177 145 16 16
1553 Hi guys! Can you whistle,too? 1.2712 0.04567 177 144 18 15
1554 What do you think, boys? “Snow White and the Rolling Dwarves.” I like it! 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1555 An early rehearsal before the company settled on ice shows. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
1556 Come on, dwarves, why don't we paint the rink? And all that jazz 1.2712 0.04706 177 146 14 17
1557 Don't forget, tomorrow it's right back to the mines! 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1558 You put both hands in. You put both hands out. You put both hands in, and you shake 'em all about. 1.2712 0.04424 177 142 22 13
1559 That's enough of the hi-ho, hi-ho, now it's off to work you go." 1.2712 0.04496 177 143 20 14
1560 ...Sleepy, Happy... oh no, who was the last to see Cuncussy? 1.2707 0.04353 181 145 23 13
1561 Are you guys getting rich, Doc, or just skating by? 1.2707 0.04423 181 146 21 14
1562 I have some good news Grumpy! The doctor gave me some medication for you. 1.2701 0.04622 174 142 17 15
1563 More animated, boys. It’s a live show. We can’t fix it in post. 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
1564 So the dwarfs went roller skating without safety helmets, and the Seven Dwarfs soon became the Three Dwarfs. 1.2701 0.04622 174 142 17 15
1565 No way! Roller skating is still a thing?! 1.2701 0.04693 174 143 15 16
1566 Next, you'll all want headphones. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
1567 OK, guys, it's time for SNOW shoes. 1.2701 0.04401 174 139 23 12
1568 and you must be skatey! 1.2701 0.04476 174 140 21 13
1569 Just dressing like a King does not give you the office!! 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1570 Now remember we have to practice for Mr Disney " it's a small world after all" and not " Heigh -ho 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
1571 Thanks, Dopey, this totally makes up for being poisoned. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
1572 I don't expect ICE to come, but if they do you'll be ready. 1.2701 0.04476 174 140 21 13
1573 Anyone else down for a nap? 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
1574 Now with the closing of the mine you have an opportunity to learn a practical skill, like roller derby!" 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1575 "What happened to Clueless?" 1.2701 0.04622 174 142 17 15
1576 Clumsy? He's at the ER. Skating didn't go well for him. 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1577 Okay, now let's try it naked. 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
1578 ... then our production of "Starlight Express" moves to Broadway. Now THAT'S a fairytale ending. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
1579 C’mon “Jazzy”, use your hands! 1.2701 0.04401 174 139 23 12
1580 I can't tell who's Dopey and who's Happy 1.2701 0.04401 174 139 23 12
1581 Fifty bucks says you can’t name every Democrat who is running for President. 1.2701 0.04476 174 140 21 13
1582 Not so fast, boys. Since I'm the fairest, I still headline. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
1583 Never. Eat. The apple. 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
1584 I think Hide and Seek works better for Dopey when the rest of you hide out in the open like this. 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1585 Snow White’s plans for Roller Derby Domination were nearly complete 1.2701 0.04476 174 140 21 13
1586 Hey HO ! MOVE IT 1.2701 0.04693 174 143 15 16
1587 Hey Grumpy. Who's got the brand new key? 1.2701 0.04693 174 143 15 16
1588 A dinky rink! 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
1589 Yes. Yes. I know. Reunion expectations are rarely realized. 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
1590 Sorry my sweets, but I just can’t keep all your pronouns straight. 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1591 Viagra let's get those guys up. 1.2701 0.04764 174 144 13 17
1592 Despite her heritage, Snow White III never learned how to skate. 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1593 Give me some hi ho now and you'll get some later. 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1594 If you want to be a boy band, you'll need better choreography. 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
1595 Hey guys, I got it! My roller derby nickname can be ‘Roll Miners’ Daughter!’ 1.2701 0.04622 174 142 17 15
1596 Grumpy brings hating to skating! 1.2701 0.04325 174 138 25 11
1597 Waving hands are happy hands- that means you, Grumpy! 1.2701 0.04476 174 140 21 13
1598 Ok boys. Time for apple snacks from the Queen! 1.2701 0.04476 174 140 21 13
1599 Forget the castle. Will you guys let me be Queen of the roller derby? 1.2701 0.04401 174 139 23 12
1600 Now that the coal mine is tapped out, you’re all almost ready for your next career: car hops. 1.2701 0.04549 174 141 19 14
1601 This is just like a fairy tale. 1.2701 0.04247 174 137 27 10
1602 Dopey, you were supposed to get ice skates. 1.2697 0.04474 178 144 20 14
1603 If you think this is fun, tomorrow I've planned nose jobs for all of us ! 1.2697 0.04474 178 144 20 14
1604 Snow invited some of the other princesses, but her birthday party still turned into a mini-sausage fest. 1.2697 0.04613 178 146 16 16
1605 If you think you're having fun now, wait until we pave over the forest! 1.2697 0.04613 178 146 16 16
1606 Okay fellas...I give up. Who took my skates? 1.2697 0.04256 178 141 26 11
1607 and when we get this new concrete stuff, those wheels will actually roll you along 1.2697 0.04613 178 146 16 16
1608 I don't know why they left the skates out of the movie. 1.2697 0.04474 178 144 20 14
1609 No, I didn't say you were all cheapskates... I meant it was all that I could afford! 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
1610 No more NoDoz for you, Sleepy! 1.2697 0.04329 178 142 24 12
1611 Dopey... Grumpy... hey, has anyone seen Handsy? 1.2697 0.04402 178 143 22 13
1612 We're busy...let's keep this short 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
1613 Hokey and Pokey got turned around, so we'll be a little late getting started." Bill Hight, Augusta, G 1.2697 0.04749 178 148 12 18
1614 I promise, Grumpy, just a little longer and you can have your screen time. 1.2695 0.04608 167 135 19 13
1615 I knew I'd get you guys inline someday. 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
1616 Now when you go to the mines, you can rock and roll. 1.2683 0.04745 164 134 16 14
1617 Glide-ho, Glide-ho. It’s round and round we go. 1.2663 0.04481 169 136 21 12
1618 Let's try it now. Hum while you skate! 1.2663 0.04559 169 137 19 13
1619 And the first one to the castle gets the magic apple! 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
1620 It's almost the end of the month so tomorrow, back in the mine! Yaayyyy!!! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1621 Ice skating on top of Walt just seemed disrespectful. 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1622 Take that, oppressive patriarchy! 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1623 That magic apple was STRONG! 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1624 We'll call it 'Blood Diamond, the Musical.' 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1625 A magical attempt at more Instagram followers. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1626 I realize not everyone will enjoy this. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1627 A bit more practice and you'll be ready for skating with the stars 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1628 Great news, we got the reality show! I'll be called, Sister wife, and the seven the little people. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1629 I'm sorry guys, I distinctly told them ice skates. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1630 Look guys! I have a big nose too! 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1631 ready for the roll call 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1632 I just love it when you all rock’n roll! 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1633 ''My ambition has awakened me! Only three more players for this land's first roller derby team!'' 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1634 ''Guess what? Netflix just called." 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
1635 If we bring the jazz hands, then the audience will whistle for us. 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1636 You've grasped the wheeling, now let's move to the dealing! 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1637 On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen. Oh, sorry, wrong group. Let's try again. 1.2647 0.04832 170 142 11 17
1638 Who got kissed and brought disco back?! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1639 Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work you roll, you'll get there quick..... 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1640 This was a better idea in theory. 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
1641 So is it off to work you go or not? 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1642 Welcome to the opening rehearsal of “Snow White Express”! 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1643 Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it´s home from work we roll. 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1644 Okay, okay, that looks like fun but it's time to heigh-ho heigh-ho and go to work already -- Momma needs a new dress. 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1645 I love the 80s! 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1646 has anyone seen Patriarch-y? 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1647 I just got the call! Disney on Ice is suing us! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1648 'But why do you call him Goose?' 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1649 Okay, you can all stay out until 11. Now am I the fairest of them all? 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1650 This will increase efficiency tenfold! 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1651 I hear they're going to give you hockey sticks and call you the Anaheim Mighty Dwarfs! 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1652 This will really be something when someone invents disco music. 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1653 Now off you go to your waiter jobs at Sonic ... and bring me back some apple slices 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1654 What did I tell you guys about leaving the yard?! 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1655 You're doing it! You're doing it! You're doing it! You're doing it! You're doing it! You're doing it! You're doing it! " 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1656 And remember, CHILDREN, no talking to the mining inspectors. 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1657 Iger said for the live-action version we gotta make it jazzier than last time. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1658 And if you kill the prince...kites. 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1659 Sleepy finally woke up! 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1660 Be very careful, my little friends and don't get hurt. I haven't been working in several years any my health insurance lapsed long ago. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1661 Excellent. Now the next step is training in assault operations. 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1662 Excellent. Let your emotions guide you. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1663 #metoo 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1664 So you all have decided.........we are going roller skating before the ball! 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1665 I feel like a Disco Queen 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1666 So if my stepmother comes, Doc, you're the jammer and, Grumpy, you give her a booty block into the crowd. 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1667 This is only the beginning. In winter it will be Disney On Ice! 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
1668 Look, you guys have saved my life numerous times. I taught you all how to rollerskate. Can we call ourselves even? 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1669 And the mines are accessible on wheels right? 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1670 Dopey, Grumpy, Doc, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy...I think we should all thank Happy for planning this wonderful day! 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1671 I know y’all are dreaming of becoming a NBA player, but this is just as much fun! 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
1672 Our Roller Derby team name has to comply with the new standards. What do you think of "A Person of No Colour and Seven Vertically-Challenged Individuals"? 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1673 And next weekend we can do a group spin class! 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
1674 They’ll never guess I am sent by the mining company’s HR to take their mind off of their lung diseases... 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1675 ...and we'll call it...ROLLER DERBY! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1676 Now I'm confused...which one of you is Skatey? 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1677 Okay, end of play time! Hiho hiho, it's off to work you go. 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1678 Ok everyone, in and out, it's a smash and grab job." 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1679 I could just put you all in a little pie! 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1680 Coal mining jobs are back. Off to work! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1681 Disney's moving off the ice and into skates! 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1682 See Grumpy? Just because we live in a feudal society doesn't mean we have to feud 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1683 Snow White and the Seven Ubers 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1684 But for couple's skate, how will I choose? 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1685 Snowwhite calls out to her roller derby team: "Basher, Physcho, Thrasher, Angry, Crusher, Knockout, and Smashface" 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1686 Who took my apple? 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1687 The fairest one of all? White wine. 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1688 You're darn right you skate better than Tyrion. 1.2647 0.04760 170 141 13 16
1689 Very funny, which one of you raided the Munckin's dressing room? 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1690 Hey guys, I finally came up with a name for our roller derby team! 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1691 Is this Xanadu? 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1692 Finally, a Disney movie for the #metoo era. 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1693 Who wants an apple? 1.2647 0.04760 170 141 13 16
1694 You're not defined by who you were meant to be! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1695 Ohmygodyou’llneverbelievewhatmystepmomdidtome... 1.2647 0.04760 170 141 13 16
1696 I'm not your mother! 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
1697 Snow White and the Six Dwarfs' Derby Musical can happen! Grumpy, roller skate with jazz hands or die! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1698 Okay then, Snow White and the seven bad-ass skate dudes it is. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1699 No no no! I clearly said, "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs ON ICE! 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
1700 Wow! now you all speedy enough to follow me 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1701 I am counting on you 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1702 Roller skate therapy resulted in a fleeting grin from Grumpy. 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1703 Great, but who is starting dinner? 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1704 I bought Apple the stock not the fruit. 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1705 Look out for Clumsy ! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1706 I see Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey, but where is Pinchy? 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1707 See Grumpy? Isn’t this much better than going to the well and wishing for it all to end? 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1708 You guys are so 'Happy' - not a 'Bashful' or 'Sleepy' one in the mix! 1.2647 0.04760 170 141 13 16
1709 Come on Grumpy. We're doing this for you. 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1710 Disney On Ice has nothing against us. 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
1711 If you whistle, it's deductible! 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1712 Who is the best gift giver of them all, huh? 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1713 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the FASTEST ones of all? 1.2647 0.04535 170 138 19 13
1714 Done! The queen backs off, and I agree to be your roller derby muscle. 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1715 I guess there never was a "Clumsy." 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1716 Since I'm no longer the fairest ,we can start a franchise. 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1717 Now Grumpy, we don't want to waste what the Night King left us. 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1718 and now we are going to deliver meals on wheels 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1719 I was okay with you guys whistling while you work but now you're just skating! 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1720 That's nice. But frankly, it's only this much fun for me. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1721 No, I don’t think “Dancing with the Dwarfs” will work... let’s stick with “Little People’s Icecapdes” and see what the networks think... 1.2647 0.04686 170 140 15 15
1722 naturally, dopey's the fastest 1.2647 0.04611 170 139 17 14
1723 Some day my prince will roll in. 1.2647 0.04458 170 137 21 12
1724 At this rate we could make a cameo in Frozen 2! 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
1725 Where's Licky? 1.2635 0.04820 167 139 12 16
1726 You'll be thrilled to know I'll be announcing a friends with benefits plan if we win our lawsuit against Disney. 1.2635 0.04348 167 133 24 10
1727 Very nice to meet you all! Now, which one said his name is Horny? 1.2635 0.04430 167 134 22 11
1728 No, no, silly boy-my name is Snow White, not Frumpy. 1.2635 0.04668 167 137 16 14
1729 Snow White and the Shreddin’ Dwarves 1.2635 0.04590 167 136 18 13
1730 Hey, I got my period so we can cancel paternity tests. 1.2635 0.04430 167 134 22 11
1731 Avril Lavigne 1.2635 0.04668 167 137 16 14
1732 So next activity I've got 6 for mini-putt and 1 nap. 1.2632 0.04434 171 138 21 12
1733 If you think these are fun, wait 'til I get you the ones with knives on the bottom! 1.2632 0.04661 171 141 15 15
1734 'Sorry Snow but it's not our fault that you have big feet' 1.2632 0.04661 171 141 15 15
1735 Not true, Grumpy. 'Jazz Hands' are fun for everyone! 1.2632 0.04276 171 136 25 10
1736 Hurry,lets all go to the Plastic Surgeon for our nose jobs 1.2632 0.04734 171 142 13 16
1737 7 men and not one brought me skates. Chivalry is dead. 1.2632 0.04587 171 140 17 14
1738 Yes, the president has been impeached! Get over it Grumpy. 1.2632 0.04661 171 141 15 15
1739 You dwarves are so damn stupid. 1.2632 0.05017 171 146 5 20
1740 Democrats rolling for President. 1.2632 0.04356 171 137 23 11
1741 Seriously, I want the evil queen at my wedding - I have a pair of red shoes that she will just die for. 1.2632 0.04587 171 140 17 14
1742 Who plays the fairest of them all? 1.2632 0.04511 171 139 19 13
1743 Hi ho hi ho it's of to work you roll ! 1.2632 0.04587 171 140 17 14
1744 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, roller skating from work they go. 1.2632 0.04511 171 139 19 13
1745 I prefer snow shoes." 1.2632 0.04661 171 141 15 15
1746 Okay, Queen Grimhilde's roller derby team is gonna have their butts kicked, but where is our chief jammer sleazy? 1.2632 0.04434 171 138 21 12
1747 I finally got hitched. His name is Pinocchio. 1.2632 0.04661 171 141 15 15
1748 Time for our group hug!" "Bashful... 1.2632 0.04734 171 142 13 16
1749 Now do that on ice, and you'll never need to work again! 1.2632 0.04276 171 136 25 10
1750 Are you going to change your name now that the climate's changed? 1.2632 0.04356 171 137 23 11
1751 Has anyone seen Hokey Pokey? 1.2632 0.04511 171 139 19 13
1752 And they said the Green New Deal wasn’t practical! 1.2632 0.04434 171 138 21 12
1753 How thoughtful of you to want to keep up with me! 1.2625 0.04649 160 130 18 12
1754 Thank you all so much for getting me out of the castle today. Now that I’m away from Prince Charming, I can finally let out my fart! 1.2625 0.04975 160 134 10 16
1755 I've never had a date, who split up to skate, for now I see seven, shall I wait for eight? 1.2625 0.04732 160 131 16 13
1756 If you’re going to stay with us, you just need to know one thing - this is how we roll. 1.2625 0.04563 160 129 20 11
1757 How lovely! Reminds me of our Congress skating aimlessly about! 1.2625 0.04975 160 134 10 16
1758 I need seven refs for my roller derby game. Can you whistle while you work? 1.2625 0.04732 160 131 16 13
1759 It's a great diversion for the celibate. 1.2622 0.04483 164 132 21 11
1760 Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, our commute to work ain't slow. 1.2622 0.04566 164 133 19 12
1761 Ok guys, who is going to play Horny with my tonight? 1.2622 0.04566 164 133 19 12
1762 But I tell you, skating IS a form of working. 1.2622 0.04566 164 133 19 12
1763 Right! Now we turn that mirror into a mirror ball! 1.2622 0.04483 164 132 21 11
1764 Mr. Disney! His beard is gone! Grumpy's off his antidepressants again. 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
1765 Which one of you wants to be eaten first? 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
1766 I can’t go roller skating, guys. Mr. Disney has me scheduled for a nose job this afternoon. 1.2616 0.04563 172 141 17 14
1767 Guys,guys I said roller coaster! 1.2616 0.04411 172 139 21 12
1768 Disney on Ice adapts to the times. 1.2616 0.04254 172 137 25 10
1769 Keep this up and I'll have to change both my names. 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
1770 I'm not off to work, and I'm not a "high Ho!" 1.2616 0.04411 172 139 21 12
1771 Even though it's the Seven Skating Dwarfs Sequel, you all can't be Happy... 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
1772 Trolling the Queen is a slippery slope. 1.2616 0.04487 172 140 19 13
1773 ‘Disney on Ice’ has to get its start somewhere! 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1774 Why are you six? 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1775 There's a Sonic drive-in right next to the palace. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1776 Your personalities dwarf your skating. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1777 Disney will be pleased. It's a good gimmick for a sequel. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
1778 Now no more whistling, okay? 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1779 ♫ We rollin', Grumpy hatin' ♫ 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1780 I loved the ice too, but this way the margins are much better 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1781 Aha! I think I see which one of you little imps hid my stocking cap and skates!" 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1782 Don't forget to stop for bread on the way home 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1783 Just remember, cobblestone streets can be dicey! 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
1784 Roller derby was never quite the same after they started the Cosplay League. 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1785 Just think of the disco ball as a bunch of tiny magic mirrors. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1786 Um, Grumpy? Jazz hands, please. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1787 That's it! You got it! Broadway, here we come!!!!! 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1788 Okay dwarves, since you have your skates on, let's skate on over to the White House and protest about family separations. I have enough tiny signs for each of you. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1789 I was crippled by anxiety - and then : poof! Midget spinners are such a boon. 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1790 Once we move this to ice, we'll make a fortune! 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1791 The prince is a big fan of jazz hands. 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
1792 If we move in together, we are totally getting our own reality TV show! 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1793 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, to roller derby we go. 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1794 Excellent practice, I’ll tell coach Grimm. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1795 Mr. Grumpy Skates, I need you to be more of a team player. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1796 hello seven small people” 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1797 They may be vertically challenged but they’re vertically mobile. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1798 Last one to the castle gets beheaded 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1799 Our miner league roller derby team is gonna be huge! 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
1800 Greater mobility for the working class creates more fairness in the land. 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1801 She may be clever, but the Wicked Queen is no match for our enchanted roller derby team. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1802 From now on, I can call you all "Clumsy." 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1803 I know. "Disney on Ice." What the hell does that even mean? Here's the weird part. The ghost was frozen when he said it. 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1804 You're slippery little bastards, aren't ye? 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1805 Enough playtime! Everyone back to the diamond mine. 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1806 Look, it's the roller derby for the democratic presidential candidates 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1807 How can you still be Grumpy while you’re having fun? 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1808 So...we got the job on Little People Game of Thrones Summer is coming… 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
1809 It’s easier than herding cats 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1810 Eight was too many and we are better off without Pervy. 1.2606 0.04855 165 138 11 16
1811 Which one of you stole my roller blades? 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1812 Ok troops, you’ll be lining up behind the Dothraki, don’t forget your swords.... 1.2606 0.04855 165 138 11 16
1813 Something must be right. Even Grumpy's smiling! 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1814 Is this their idea of professional development? 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1815 Come on, Grumpy. Admit you're having fun rollerskating on the grass too. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1816 So, in this new concept of the story, my Prince Charming will be a fish riding a bicycle and the evil Queen will be Donald Trump. 1.2606 0.04931 165 139 9 17
1817 Ok, let’s play a game. Let’s see how far I can toss you? 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1818 Hi ho Hi ho - where did Grumpy go? 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1819 Unfortunately, the new Disney on Ice show was promptly shut down for ignoring child labor laws. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1820 O.K. Who has the hankie? 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1821 I have good news...I am pregnant again and this one we will name drunky. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1822 You guys look great, but Grumpy at a roller derby sounds like a bad idea... 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1823 Where can I get a pair? 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1824 STOP CALLING US "LITTLE PEOPLE." WE'RE MEN GODDAMMIT! 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1825 Come on, guys. I know ONE of you is my father...just tell me who?! 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1826 Fairest of them all is not what it used to be. 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
1827 And off to work you roll 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1828 Trust me, Disney on Field will be the next big thing. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1829 You're all Happy now. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1830 You can please most of the dwarfs all the time 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1831 Which one of you is the doctor? 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1832 Well, what a coincidence, I'm from Southern California too. 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1833 Good news! Limbo skate is next!! 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1834 Don't be so grumpy, Bernie. You made the final seven....in the year of the Woman!! 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1835 Have you seen my friends? They look just like you,but without the skates. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1836 Wow! Great skating. Let's see if you can all whistle at the same time. We might make it big on America's Got Talent! 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1837 Dang it dopey, I said I wanted Real love, not Wheel love! 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1838 Has anyone seen Slippy? 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1839 As Speaker of the House, I am totally against you all running for president! 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1840 Whoever knocks the evil queen down first gets a non-poisoned apple. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1841 The Border Patrol is busy rounding up a sled full of elves so let’s get ready to skate across!” 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1842 Sorry guys,but I just don't think America's Got Talent will find it worthy. 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1843 First one back to the cottage gets a juicy red apple! 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1844 Alright guys the group date is over! Let's head back to the castle for the rose ceremony. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1845 And not only do we cut the expense of the ice, we can now perform the show year round! 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1846 Hi ho. Hi ho. Off to work the 6 of you skate. Doc and I will ambush the Queen. 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1847 No, not dwarfs. That'll never work . . . I got it! We'll be Snow White and the Seven Skates! 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1848 Beats driving a taxi in rush hour traffic! 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1849 Oh me, oh my, I won’t be able to outrun any of you! 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1850 Smile and show your beautiful fingers! Here at the Awkward Hands Meet-up Group, we don't have to be shamed by our phobia of touching our fingers together. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1851 Come along lovelies, we're going to thr White House to join the others. 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1852 Come on, Dopey ... use your jazz-hands! 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1853 I love that you whistle while you skate! 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1854 Charming! That's what it's all about. 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1855 No need for introductions, our names define who we are 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1856 I guess we're all a little nosey 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1857 I think we're ready for Walt's defrosting. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1858 I thought you'd like to play while you work,too. 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
1859 Guess what, guys, we got that gig on The Tonight Show! 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1860 That's not exactly what I meant by rinky dink. 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1861 Don’t be mad, she will bring more apples! 1.2606 0.04779 165 137 13 15
1862 You guys gotta keep it down, I need my beauty sleep. 1.2606 0.04621 165 135 17 13
1863 Since there are too many of you to carpool, I hope these in-line skates will solve the problem of getting to work. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1864 How do you like them apples? 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
1865 Good job! Let's try Couples Only. 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1866 So, are you boys going to teach me how you roll? 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1867 Ok boys, what’s our roller derby name? 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1868 What could be more adorable than seven singing and dancing dwarfs on rollerblades. 1.2606 0.04541 165 134 19 12
1869 Skating around in a circle is Dopey - that’s funny, Doc! 1.2606 0.04701 165 136 15 14
1870 On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer....(Sorry,wrong crew.) 1.2606 0.04459 165 133 21 11
1871 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eigh...hold on, where’s “Absentee” 1.2606 0.05065 142 117 13 12
1872 Seven little boogie dwarves! 1.2604 0.04541 169 138 18 13
1873 I'm glad you dwarves haven't soured on life because of your size and still know how to have fun! 1.2604 0.04768 169 141 12 16
1874 This is confusing you all look Happy." 1.2604 0.04463 169 137 20 12
1875 Nose white and the seven snorts 1.2604 0.04618 169 139 16 14
1876 Grumpy, relax and enjoy! 1.2604 0.04618 169 139 16 14
1877 Now that I have given you all roller skates go out there and find me the best plastic surgeon in New York who can give me a good nose job. 1.2604 0.04541 169 138 18 13
1878 I said "razorblades" NOT "rollerblades"! 1.2604 0.04383 169 136 22 11
1879 My plan is to challenge the evil Queen to a winner takes all roller derby match. 1.2593 0.04513 162 131 20 11
1880 O.K. guys,where's the prince? 1.2593 0.04427 162 130 22 10
1881 Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to measles shots we go... 1.2590 0.04596 166 136 17 13
1882 Good jazz hands, fellas! 1.2590 0.04516 166 135 19 12
1883 Synchronized skating is harder than it looks. 1.2590 0.04434 166 134 21 11
1884 How could you still be grumpy?" Leonard, rightfully disdainful of his nick name and resentful for having been ghettoized with others who simply share his physical stature, was not grateful for the pointless break in routine 1.2579 0.04655 159 130 17 12
1885 Let’s turn that frown upside down Grumpy, you made the cut for roller derby. 1.2579 0.04655 159 130 17 12
1886 Now we get to figure out your roller derby names! 1.2579 0.04568 159 129 19 11
1887 Great move honey, but I don’t think we should name it after you. 1.2579 0.04655 159 130 17 12
1888 Chapter 7: Snow White and the seven dwarfs: At the Skate Park 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
1889 OK, Donald. If we stop calling you Grumpy, will you play nice? 1.2579 0.04655 159 130 17 12
1890 Off to work we go, my ass! 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1891 Will you little shits stop following me?!!! 1.2577 0.04813 163 136 12 15
1892 ‘Cool! I’ve never seen skates with six wheels!’ 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1893 Are we in the wrong fairytale? My tits are 'Frozen'! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1894 You guys have finally gone viral. 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1895 OK guys who has the growth hormone? 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1896 And when she gets here, you boys push her off the cliff. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1897 Now that I brought you here, would you please stop singing that ridiculous song? 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1898 It's time you knew the truth about the nose thing. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1899 Let's build a ramp and do some sick jumps. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1900 Grumpy you're not kids you're 80 year old little people that never grew 1.2577 0.04734 163 135 14 14
1901 Snow White and the Six Dwarves fail to understand depression. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1902 Heaven's yes, we sure showed that bitch how we roll! 1.2577 0.04813 163 136 12 15
1903 Dwarves on Ice! No more mining for you! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1904 Y'all are on a roll, eh? 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1905 That's it, you've all got it! Now, try it down the steep hill over there. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1906 Good fun, but how are we going to heigh-ho while gliding? 1.2577 0.04734 163 135 14 14
1907 So,have you little guys voted to see who gets to play "DOC" today? 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1908 Skate your way to regularity and social ostracism! 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1909 I may be a dwarf, but I'm huge. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1910 You listen to one Jethro Tull, wait till you hear Stairway to Heaven 1.2577 0.04813 163 136 12 15
1911 Remember, the hardest part about rollerblading is challenging gender norms. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1912 I have accepted an offer to be an adjunct professor at a New York City University. Sorry, I can't bring you all along, since I'll be moving into a studio apartment in the lower east side. 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1913 The Brothers Grimm will be judging the performance--skate well and it becomes part of the tale!! 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1914 Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to improved productivity you go! 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1915 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's to the rink we go! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1916 HOLY FUCK! SHIT! WOW! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1917 Now we're both the fairest and fastest in the land! 1.2577 0.04891 163 137 10 16
1918 I can't wait to see your productivity stats! 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1919 The snow is a little ironic. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1920 Great news! The Roller Derby Association just awarded us the Brooklyn franchise. We will be named AOC and The Seven Little Pelosies. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1921 Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the ER you'll go. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1922 The royalties just keep rolling in. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1923 Okay, five more minutes and then it's nap time. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1924 This is going to make a great sequel. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1925 Who wants to go with me to help the three little pigs? 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1926 I may be fairest in the land, but you guys are now the fastest. 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1927 Smile everyone! This won't be our ticket outta here unless you smile! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1928 OK! Next we’re gonna learn to “crack the whip! “ 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1929 If you strike gold, we can get ice skates next year. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1930 You're making history! This is Humanity's first Roller Derby!! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1931 I hear Octomom and group are one step ahead of us. 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1932 You've all been cast in "The Avengers: Short Game" 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1933 Hey, you ought to see the Queen’s nose! 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1934 I guess outside mines everything feels like a fairytale. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1935 They told Bob Fosse to come up with a family friendly show 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1936 Cool! Now it's fair when we play tag! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1937 Roller skates made it much easier for the cast to traverse between theme parks. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1938 Simon Cowell will plotz! 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1939 Gandalf called, he'll be here to pick you guys up in an hour. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
1940 We're millennial dwarfs, so it's off to work YOU go Snow White. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1941 I got rid of my good looks, you guys got skates, and we lived happily every after. 1.2577 0.04734 163 135 14 14
1942 Well, a deal’s a deal so...hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to Venice Beach we go! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1943 If you can find two more, we can have a team. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1944 The bad news: all your roller skates are under recall. The good news is we've been given an upgrade to scooters for everybody. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1945 I'm pregnant! Which of you is it? 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1946 Come on Grumpy. Things would be much better if you would just smile a little. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1947 Doc! More brownies! 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1948 I wish you had mentioned that you're actually 7 skating dwarfs on your Hinge profile. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1949 Hell yeah, dude. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1950 If you guys learn to do that on ice we could all extend our careers! 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1951 I said work out with weights....not skates! 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
1952 Next we'll try synchronized swimming. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1953 Great, we have a hockey team 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1954 Lets’s play a game...Simon says everyone stop moving! 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1955 Tomorrow it’s snow shoes you lovable bunch of losers. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1956 Break a leg,Grumpy! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1957 My Darlings, your secret of success is clearly to roll with the punches 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1958 Remember now they have to be back by midnight. Wait... wrong fairy tale. 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1959 Trust us, dear Grumpy, there's more to life than 24/7 Disney Channel. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1960 Time to find a plastic surgeon for Snow White's nose. Let's roll! 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1961 We’re going to Disneyland ! 1.2577 0.04813 163 136 12 15
1962 No, it's still not time for couples skate, but thanks for asking again. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1963 Sorry, love's first kiss belongs to a skateboarder 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1964 I said fairest in the land, not fastest 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1965 You have no idea just how disturbing this appears to me. 1.2577 0.04734 163 135 14 14
1966 The skatin' dwarves. 1.2577 0.04813 163 136 12 15
1967 OK, you guys distract the guard while I sneak in and crack the safe. 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1968 I'm so proud of you, learning new skills at your age! 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1969 And just think how much we'd save by splitting the utilities eight ways! 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
1970 Skate away if anyone invites you to a tossing. 1.2577 0.04813 163 136 12 15
1971 So, you're all named "Dorky?" 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1972 The evil queen won't know what hit her at next week's roller derby. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1973 With Doc we're a shoo-in for the dwarf roller derby finals. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1974 You won't all find it fun at first, but it's called play! 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1975 Now, who wants to be my intern? 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1976 Get over it Grumpy; Big Wheels don’t come in your size. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1977 And for a snack I have some beautiful looking apples. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1978 Now keep skating while I go wait for more princes. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1979 My plastic surgeon says she can make me 'the fairest in all the land.' 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1980 Happy days are here again. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1981 After a little more practice is off to tour we go. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1982 Ok, now are going to play a tickling game my Uncle taught me and trust me you don’t want to get caught. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1983 So you’re ALL running for the nomination? 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1984 I made a pie this big with all your apples. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1985 Some days it's as if my multiple personality disorder puts on skates and really messes with me. 1.2577 0.04734 163 135 14 14
1986 I think i've been catfished 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1987 Why aren't you building my wall? 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1988 It started when we replaced Bashful with Flashy. 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1989 There was a family discount for nose jobs. 1.2577 0.04402 163 131 22 10
1990 My emotions are on a roll today 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
1991 I think you are ready for "All Dwarfs Skate" at the rink! 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1992 This is the most moving tribute I've ever received. 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1993 That's right, boys. Shake it like a Polaroid and Grumpy will take it from there. 1.2577 0.04734 163 135 14 14
1994 Yes, I think a song about skating would be very nice! 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1995 Make life long friends with meetup.com 1.2577 0.04571 163 133 18 12
1996 My great grandfather, Pinocchio, invented the roller skate. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
1997 Talk about being woke." 1.2577 0.04813 163 136 12 15
1998 I just knew you'd all love off road 4-wheeling! 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
1999 These skates will help us improve the productivity at work, even better than the whistling did. 1.2577 0.04488 163 132 20 11
2000 Roller dwarfy is definitely my new favourite extreme sport! 1.2577 0.04653 163 134 16 13
2001 That will be $5.95 each for the skate rentals. 1.2563 0.04712 160 132 15 13
2002 Oh, I LOVE dwarf roller derby! 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
2003 OK now when you see the queen, skate in circles around her and sing “Heigh-Ho” over and over again. 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
2004 Seven dwarfs a skating...Merry Christmas! 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
2005 I wish you would have let me sleep through the roller disco era. 1.2563 0.04543 160 130 19 11
2006 Has anyone seen my skateboard? 1.2563 0.04795 160 133 13 14
2007 I would love to be 'Big Momma' on your roller derby team. 1.2563 0.04543 160 130 19 11
2008 This is a fun first date! 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
2009 Wait... where's Clumsy? 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
2010 Going undercover as a roller derby team is a great idea, Grumpy! 1.2563 0.04455 160 129 21 10
2011 No Dopey, there's no need for PEDs in roller skating! 1.2563 0.04712 160 132 15 13
2012 OK little people, show them that closer to the ground is better! 1.2563 0.04455 160 129 21 10
2013 It's never too early to practice for Disney on Ice. 1.2563 0.04543 160 130 19 11
2014 Feeling snubbed in the roller-skating competition, Grumpy wondered if she was truly “the fairest of them all.” 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
2015 I’m here! Let’s go to Dizzyland!! 1.2563 0.05035 160 136 7 17
2016 One more and we can do figure eights! 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
2017 Ok, this is great, but now I have to time you with the cooler backpacks on. 1.2563 0.04795 160 133 13 14
2018 Ok guys. Remind me again of how roller skates are going to help me to escape 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
2019 Guys, I don't know how to skate. 1.2563 0.04712 160 132 15 13
2020 All I wanna do after waking up from a year long coma, is watch little old men in rollerskates! 1.2563 0.04543 160 130 19 11
2021 Dopey: “Sure, working in the mines is fun!” Grumpy: “Notice how Snow’s nose keeps growing when she says that?” 1.2561 0.04463 164 133 20 11
2022 Grumpy Blick. White! This is your final warning. Dance with a smile or it's curtains for you. 1.2561 0.04546 164 134 18 12
2023 And then children, it’s high ho high ho, it’s off to work you go! 1.2561 0.04463 164 133 20 11
2024 Never say "can't," my friends. 1.2561 0.04708 164 136 14 14
2025 So how do you like the new agile corporate retraining program? 1.2561 0.04546 164 134 18 12
2026 Did you ever hear the story about Pinnochio? 1.2561 0.04628 164 135 16 13
2027 I wasn't expecting this arrangement to last forever. 1.2561 0.04708 164 136 14 14
2028 "Okay everyone, practice what I taught you and I will get you out of those dirty mines." 1.2561 0.04546 164 134 18 12
2029 Now all together, 'someday my prince will come'. 1.2561 0.04546 164 134 18 12
2030 OMG you guys are crazy! 1.2547 0.04768 161 134 13 14
2031 Alright - you gotta let me go. I am going to college and not coming back to this dump! 1.2547 0.04849 161 135 11 15
2032 So who decided to skate on the side of a hill, that must be Dopey...! 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
2033 I am so glad you are all here for my coming out party! 1.2547 0.04517 161 131 19 11
2034 A good roller derby team focuses on speed, not size. 1.2547 0.04251 161 128 25 8
2035 For fuck's sake, could you stand still? I'm trying to talk here! 1.2547 0.04768 161 134 13 14
2036 Who wants to go to the Castle for apple cider after we're done here? 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
2037 Yes, fellows, Sleepy and I are having an affair. 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
2038 “Who nose, maybe I could be your mother?” 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
2039 Remember, when our new movie comes out...no spoiler alerts. 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
2040 Dopey, put your helmet on! 1.2547 0.04686 161 133 15 13
2041 Seven, in the hay? 1.2547 0.04686 161 133 15 13
2042 Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey! Where are your helmets? 1.2547 0.04768 161 134 13 14
2043 Now you can whistle and wheel while you work. 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
2044 you remind me of your father. 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
2045 HiHo!HiHo! This should make the commute to work go faster. 1.2547 0.04686 161 133 15 13
2046 Dopey, you're certain Uncle Walt told you roller skates, right? 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
2047 Okay fellas, line up. You will all get your turn. 1.2547 0.04849 161 135 11 15
2048 Go home Snow White. It's time for us to move on. 1.2547 0.04686 161 133 15 13
2049 If Mr. Disney could see you now! 1.2547 0.04602 161 132 17 12
2050 FANTASTIC! I say we're ready to give our "Snow White Sidewalk Capades" performance! 1.2547 0.04517 161 131 19 11
2051 Why can’t we close our hands?? 1.2547 0.04517 161 131 19 11
2052 OMG you guys. Bashful just skated out his girlfriend's name! 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
2053 Last one home is a poison apple! 1.2545 0.04602 165 136 16 13
2054 Well, I guess diamonds for skates makes more sense than a cow for beans. 1.2545 0.04521 165 135 18 12
2055 Remember, don't worry about falling and breaking your necks. The prince will be happy to bring you back to life with a kiss. 1.2532 0.04748 154 127 15 12
2056 Snow White just got whiter. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
2057 Did we lose Dizzy and Clumsy? 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2058 In this group, each of you has a distinct roll. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2059 Oh splendid! Another gadget I get to pick up the floor and put away for you... 1.2532 0.04913 158 133 10 15
2060 Wonderful effort, but we need to shorten up the routine. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2061 Why didn't you little shits stop me from eating that apple? You're useless I say, useless! 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2062 Once Hungry, Sniffly, Blinky, Dizzy, Vapid, Wobbly, Snarky and Brad show up we'll have a full roller derby team! 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2063 Grumpy, if you're hiding what I think your hiding, it doesn't auger well! 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2064 Me next! 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2065 Whoa, winter is so much better here than in Westeros! 1.2532 0.04913 158 133 10 15
2066 Is this your first winter of discontent? 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2067 Sneezy will be our jammer, and we wamt to get the other roller derby team sick by the second half. 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2068 Isn't this fun Grumpy 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2069 Fabulous! Once I finish the costumes and we do a few more rehearsals we will be able to mount our production of Starlight Express! 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2070 Next we’ll 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2071 Snow White encounters the Seven Dwarfs at the Roller Skates Capades. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2072 When Snow White gets sad, the dwarfs cheer her up with a production of “Starlight Express”. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2073 Trust me, my uncle is a climate scientist 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2074 Oh! What cute miniature hipsters! 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2075 Come on Grumpy, playing your imaginary accordion while roller skating builds character. 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2076 I swear the king has bad hearing, I wanted Steven the helper, not Seven! 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2077 OK, guys, it's time to go off to work on the cartoon caption. 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2078 Are we having fun? The next part is called the Iditarod. 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2079 Feels on wheels 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2080 At last you can quit singing that stupid 'Hi Ho' song on your way to work. 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2081 I am NOT Snow White! Please give me back my Ruby Slippers. I want to go home. 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2082 Unionization gone bad. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2083 Something's different...you're all taller! 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
2084 So if you just shave off the beards and pretend that you're my septuplets, we'll make a killing on the internet and can forget about Prince Charming 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2085 If I hit her right, she goes down like a bowling pin then they tie her down and she writes a book about it 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2086 Well...i need to pee. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2087 Now everyone say, "Hello Instagram!" 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2088 Great! Then the big finale: "It's off! ...To! ...Work! ...We! ...Roooooollllllll! 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2089 Mirror, mirror, on the wall, 'Who is the stablest of them all?' 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2090 I know that I look like Popeye. Carry on. 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2091 Hi, ho. 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2092 Tomorrow I'll teach you how to dunk a basketball. 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2093 Since it didn't work out between me and the Prince, I'm gonna try speed-dating-on-wheels. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2094 On the bright side—you finally got a roll. 1.2532 0.04913 158 133 10 15
2095 If it snows, you guys better hope my prince will come. 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2096 Sneezy! Use your special power to skate backwards! 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2097 Try and skate forward, Dopey. 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2098 The forgotten homely twin of snow white playing THE HOKEY POKEY with the dwarfs. Now, put both hands out..... 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2099 Where’s Transgendy 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2100 We should really be more responsible with our tax returns... 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2101 Is it true that you're always grumpy when you wake up? 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2102 Not bad, but I 'd say your skating is fare, boys, just fare. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2103 My name is not entitled! 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2104 that's good now push her onto the ice 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2105 You see? You’re not gonna get this type of fun s*** with Prince Chraming... 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2106 Come on Grumpy, give us a smile! 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2107 Remember to thank them for their service when you bring their food out. 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2108 You all can’t play shortstop 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2109 So glad they didn't pressure me to buy them Pelotons! 1.2532 0.04994 158 134 8 16
2110 No Dopey! You can't compete in your bathrobe. Janet E Battaglia Wyckoff NJ 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2111 Can I shake my groove thing too ? 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2112 Whistle while you role 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2113 Okay, so listen... Grumpy wants to call you the Dwarfs of Anarchy. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2114 I know you all were getting tired of whistling, but I don’t know if roller skates will really help your productivity... 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2115 Hmmm — Roller Derby for the Dwarves —-Who Knew??!! 1.2532 0.04393 158 127 22 9
2116 Be nice guys, six dwarves is only policy, not law. 1.2532 0.04393 158 127 22 9
2117 Winterfell is just over there. Let’s go say ‘Hi’. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2118 C'mon, Grumpy, give me my iPhone. 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2119 Come to mama. 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2120 Sorry guys. That's not what I meant by rollercoaster. 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2121 Retirement from the mine has allowed for an interesting choice of hobby. 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2122 I would let you try these blades, but Grumpy here doesn't seem to enjoy it. 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2123 Watch out now, Sneezy. 1.2532 0.04830 158 132 12 14
2124 Hard too be grumpy or Sleepy on rollerblades 1.2532 0.04660 158 130 16 12
2125 Grumpy, I know this isn't easy for you, but it isn't often we get to compete in the roller derby. 1.2532 0.04746 158 131 14 13
2126 Looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2532 0.04994 158 134 8 16
2127 Ladies and Gentlemen - the Rolling Dwarfs! 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2128 Learning everyones names is a bit much, but I will give it a try 1.2532 0.04573 158 129 18 11
2129 It feels like just Yesterday, I laid down. How long have I been asleep. 1.2532 0.04484 158 128 20 10
2130 He was a skater boy. She said, "See you later boy." He wasn't good enough for her. 1.2531 0.04741 162 135 13 14
2131 If you like those, wait until you see the skateboard for only $50 more! 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
2132 But I only meant it metaphorically !" 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
2133 yes dears, it looks like you have the roller skating under control, now let's try to learn pole vaulting. 1.2516 0.04368 159 128 22 9
2134 I’m in 7th Heaven! 1.2516 0.04634 159 131 16 12
2135 Come on Waltz Disney would be proud. 1.2516 0.04719 159 132 14 13
2136 You just cannot be grumpier in face of Snow White. 1.2516 0.05045 159 136 6 17
2137 I'm looking for Tyrion Lannister. 1.2516 0.04802 159 133 12 14
2138 Alrighty then. Follow the yellow brick road! 1.2516 0.04719 159 132 14 13
2139 Now, when I run back up that mountain to Prince Charming, you won't be able to follow me." 1.2516 0.04719 159 132 14 13
2140 I am Pinocchio's sister filling in for Snow White. Now, can YOU come up with some harmless white lies? 1.2516 0.04547 159 130 18 11
2141 Sorry Snow White, we don't have a pair of rollerblades your size. 1.2516 0.04802 159 133 12 14
2142 Now let's form a little line and head straight to the gold mine. 1.2516 0.04802 159 133 12 14
2143 The 70's disco mix is up next, so hurry and change into your hot pants! 1.2516 0.04458 159 129 20 10
2144 Grumpy...You need to be tickled...... and often ...and by someone who knows how! 1.2516 0.04719 159 132 14 13
2145 This would be a lot easier if I had my shotgun... 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2146 Disney wants a sequel, skate dwarfs skate. 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
2147 C'mon Grumpy, don't look so Grimm! 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2148 Next lets invent Roller Derby 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
2149 Yes, I would love for you to get me an apple from the picnic basket. 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
2150 I thought you hipster types would prefer skateboarding. 1.2500 0.04780 156 130 13 13
2151 Off those skates and back to work boys. I told you I'd protect you now so long as you wash my carriages, sew my fields, and rub my feet. Henceforth, you may call me Snow Arya White. #HeighHoNoMo! 1.2500 0.04937 160 136 8 16
2152 We should have named you 'Cranky' 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2153 I'm thinking reality TV along the lines of little people, big forest. 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2154 Ready? And, five, six, seven eight! 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
2155 The NYT ad I posted asked for a little fast, agreeable help! And here I thought that was just a fantasy! 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2156 Nobody likes a grumpy skater, Grumpy! 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2157 This will help you with your new jobs in Washington DC 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
2158 Please be careful! There are only seven of you left. 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2159 Shouldn't you be skating off to work? 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
2160 Just act like rollerskating on snow is fun and easy! 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
2161 I suppose next thing you'll be looking for paved roads 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2162 See? Isn't this fun? 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2163 Gumpy, get your hands out of your gluteus maximus! 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
2164 You guys don't whistle on your breaks, too? 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2165 Rollerblades? Seriously? I guess I can call you all Dopey from now on! 1.2500 0.04780 156 130 13 13
2166 hey doc have you seen my viagra it was sitting on my dresser? I need it for my date tonight 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
2167 Who wants ice cream? Grumpy's treat! 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
2168 By any chance, could you tell me how to find the lollipop guild? 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2169 The most believable theory on the origin of Roller Disco. 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
2170 Oh, Grumpy, have fun and smile! 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2171 Sorry, but roller skating while you work is NOT more productive than whistling. 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2172 You are nice guys, but you are all too short for me! 1.2500 0.04780 156 130 13 13
2173 You guys are just going to love roller derby! 1.2500 0.04937 160 136 8 16
2174 Just remember, there are no stupid questions, Dopey! 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2175 And now you may go to the ball! Just return them by midnight or you feet will turn into rutabagas. 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2176 Have you been smoking the apple? 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2177 Have fun guys ‘cause it’s back to the salt mines tomorrow! 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2178 Here I though it was hard to keep track of 7 little men before 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2179 is Everybody hungry? We have lots of tweets waiting for us back at the White House! 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2180 Oh, you're just so cute! You must be Squeezy, not Sneezy. I'd just love to hug you and give you a kiss! 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2181 Where's Pokey? 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
2182 I can't wait for Disney on asphalt Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
2183 Sorry Grumpy but yes, I did use heavy starch on purpose. 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2184 All the dwarves were accounted for, except Clumsy. 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2185 I'm so glad I found you Stitches and Jelly Roll and Lord of the Rink, Intoxiskate, Nutcracker, Blockingjay and Dollface Smasher. Let's win the first Dwarf Derby! 1.2500 0.04866 156 131 11 14
2186 Did you hurt yourself again, Scabby? 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
2187 I'm afraid Dopey was banned from today's race. 1.2500 0.04780 156 130 13 13
2188 I heard what you just said, you little pervert! 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2189 I said Why aren't there 8 dwarves. Not why can't you skate dwarves 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2190 And for the lucky winner I’ll pay all your therapy bills! 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2191 i know you're grumpy; i meant to submit a caption for last week! 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
2192 I was told this was a drag race... 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
2193 Poor Sneezy! I see Doc's already tried out his new finger. 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2194 You've got the gig economy under your belts! With this additional in-demand skill, you can attract an expanded market and raise your current rates. 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
2195 Now if we can only find the hay 1.2500 0.04780 156 130 13 13
2196 I feel like I've known you all my life.. 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
2197 There you go Grumpy you've got it! 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2198 It’s not roller dancing without jazz hands! 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2199 My father too had this nose. 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
2200 I may sound judgmental of your wild lifestyle, Grumpy, but I’m actually the fairest in all the land. 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2201 Ok, whoever finds Prince Charming first, doesn't get the apple. 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2202 Be careful that you don't fall down Bruisey! 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2203 Great news.As of Monday we are the wait staff for the Sleeping Beauty restaurant on Avenue B. 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2204 You can tell how many there are by counting the wheels and dividing by six 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2205 Oh, fun! Now you can skate while you work! 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2206 Hiho hiho, it's off to the Otolaryngologist we go. 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2207 ''WHICH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY ZANAX ? " 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2208 This is such a better sport than the dwarf tossing that Prince Charming is in to. 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2209 This is what you call 'working'? 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2210 Because, Grumpy, you'll need your "on ice" skills after the fairytale is over. 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
2211 Is taking the SATs for some rich kid against the rules? Maybe. But the money’s great and there’s no black lung. 1.2500 0.04604 156 128 17 11
2212 It's down time. Stop the whistling. 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
2213 That prince will not here soon enough! 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
2214 Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy and Bashful, don't you feel better now that you are up and out of bed? 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2215 He'd always just been good ol' "Sleepy", but something changed the day Snow White showed up, and from that day forward they all called him "Creepy". 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2216 This isn't work, so no whistling 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2217 Grimm brothers had no skates in the story. 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2218 Stop whistling! You are only supposed to whistle while you work. 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
2219 Know what's great after roller skating? Cleaning up YOUR OWN mess. 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2220 Hi Doozey, Creepy, Nasty, Junkie, Crazy, Sleazy. Hey, where’s Sneaky? 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2221 No...they didn't have any in my size. But you guys have fun! 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2222 We're bring reclassified as Peter Pan Sexual " 1.2500 0.04513 156 127 19 10
2223 Snow, leave me bum alone! 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2224 No one ever grew a beard whilst frowning, Jim 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2225 Snopiccio and her little people 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
2226 Grumpy, doesn’t it feel much better when you try to be Happy? 1.2500 0.04692 160 133 14 13
2227 I knew you'd be happy, your electric bikes are arriving tomorrow. 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2228 Let's see now...here's Deucy, Loosy, Pucey, Gluesy, Shmoosy...and Floosy? So, where's Goosey? 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2229 I am not going to be sucked into your pain! 1.2500 0.04937 160 136 8 16
2230 Dwarf-Dash wants you to deliver my apple pies! 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2231 Now you can skate to the mine for your dangerous and unsafe jobs! 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2232 Buck up, Grumpy. You’ll be back in the mines tomorrow. 1.2500 0.04693 156 129 15 12
2233 I give up! Which one of you is Nosy? 1.2500 0.04856 160 135 10 15
2234 Grumpy, you may be a natural, but how about putting some life into those Heigh-Ho's 1.2500 0.04775 160 134 12 14
2235 Hurry up and get Trumpy, or you guys will be late for your Town Hall. 1.2500 0.04607 160 132 16 12
2236 Cute! Great promo for our IPO. 1.2500 0.04780 156 130 13 13
2237 I can't wait for you to meet the new Prince Charming. He's a puppy and I rescue him! 1.2500 0.04866 156 131 11 14
2238 No, I don't feel bad about celebrating the Evil Queen's death. 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
2239 "Hey Minions, eat our dust!" 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2240 I saw you crack a smile, Grumpy! 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
2241 How tall was our father? 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2242 That’s what I call a perfect Uber Eats team! Just don’t forget to take with you those shiny apples for the frequent customers! 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
2243 Little ones, no more skating under the skirt. Snow no do. 1.2484 0.04408 161 131 20 10
2244 Me too; me too; me too; me too; me too; me too; me too! 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2245 You guys are much more lively after a night at The Roxy. 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2246 You guys keep skating, I'm going to go eat an apple. 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2247 OK, but no complaining during Couples' Skate. 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2248 Someday my Prince will bring us a skate key. 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
2249 Fellows, now that we're away from the castle, it's time to pick 'shrooms... 1.2484 0.04581 161 133 16 12
2250 See...isn't this alot more fun than wondering why there isn't a girl dwarf? 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2251 They mostly accept what they refer to as her "snowy white thing", but Grumpy furtively tries to warn them. 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2252 We don't know where your parents are, but if you're good Melania Trump will adopt you. 1.2484 0.04581 161 133 16 12
2253 And then, after ice cream we can go reclaim our -- your! -- mountain full of gold Gandalf was telling us about." 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2254 actually can i have 5 more of these little blonde bitches 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2255 Quick, enjoy your rollers skates before the wicked witch comes here and turn them into rotten smelly rats 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2256 SMILE, Grumpy 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2257 Wait, has anyone seen Sinky? 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2258 Pickup the pace guys! You all have to focus on training if we're going to win that roller derby match on Saturday. 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2259 ... Every time I turn around there’s another one of you clowns. 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2260 Don’t even think about it. 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2261 Who wants to go apple picking? 1.2484 0.04829 161 136 10 15
2262 I can be the jammer if the other teams are pixies, elves, and dwarfs. 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2263 Time to eat. Which one of you is 'Delicious'? 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2264 Before you skate with me to the throne, I'll need for you to pledge your loyalty. 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2265 Ive had it up to here with midgets 1.2484 0.04581 161 133 16 12
2266 You’ve gone from dopey to dope! 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2267 I take it back, Doc. The curly toes are just fine... 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2268 Listen up! I have just met my future wife. Her name is Cinderella and she looks adorable in those funky slippers. 1.2484 0.04908 161 137 8 16
2269 Hi ho, hi ho, off to work we roll 1.2484 0.04581 161 133 16 12
2270 7 midget spinners 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2271 Your daddies would be so proud. 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2272 I hate to tell you, but rollerblading has been out of fashion since 1400 AD. 1.2484 0.04665 161 134 14 13
2273 You really think Prince Charming will just skate on over here? 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2274 The Prince agreed! If you win Kingdom's Got Talent, casual Friday at the mine will be reinstated. 1.2484 0.04581 161 133 16 12
2275 And one more makes seven 1.2484 0.04829 161 136 10 15
2276 Cheer up Grumpy! You're the fairest skater of them all! 1.2484 0.04748 161 135 12 14
2277 Now let's form a conga line! Except for you, Handsy. 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2278 Possibly Snow White wasn't 1.2484 0.04581 161 133 16 12
2279 Sleeping Beauty?" We'll see about that 1.2484 0.04496 161 132 18 11
2280 It's just an expression that means 'hurry up'. 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2281 C'mon Grumpy! How about a ginger ale? 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2282 If it helps Grumpy's attitude, well all the better. 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2283 Heigh-ho, it's off to skate you go! 1.2484 0.04932 153 129 10 14
2284 I really think we have a shot at winning the roller derby this year! 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2285 It's all about the vitality curve. 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2286 The last one to fall down gets to fist me. 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2287 Where's little plump Trump? 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2288 I always wanted to be a roller derby queen. 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2289 After they were lied to about coal coming back the seven dwarfs took jobs at the roller rink, where they could put their energy skills to work. 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2290 Stay with us, and you shall have everything that you want." 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2291 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we roll 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2292 Long ago, far away" is over! I've just ordered us all e-bikes! 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2293 Please, guys, make me some skates too -- I'll start cooking again, really I will 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
2294 I’m just so touched that I was invited to your septouple date night 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2295 Maybe if we get the jazz hands just right we’ll finally get a show on Broadway! 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
2296 I may have been poisoned but you guys are siiick 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2297 Next we go to skateboarding. 1.2484 0.04932 153 129 10 14
2298 I wouldn't say that I have a 'type' per se 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
2299 ' How cute! Where's Snoopy?' 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2300 Stop practicing! If I told you once I told you a hundred times...you're way too short for the Olympic trials! 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2301 Okay, everybody line up for your growth hormone! 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2302 I think we'll get a Vegas show for sure now. 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
2303 Sorry guys. I'm feeling a little Grumpy today. The rest can come back tomorrow, unless you're Bashful, who has a private appointment on Friday... 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2304 Next we’ll learn snowboarding so we can meet my cousin, Shaun. 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2305 Hey guys, I think we should open up a Carhop diner. 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2306 Don't worry about falling one of you is a Doc. 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2307 Hey, let's play 'Skating on Thin Ice." 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2308 Our roller derby team is Go Fight and the 7 Adorables 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2309 Well, they don't make you much taller, but you sure are cuter! 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2310 I can't remember...which one of you is Skatey? 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2311 "Mr. Disney forgot to mention the baby-sitting part." 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2312 21 wheels and now everyone is Happy! 1.2484 0.04932 153 129 10 14
2313 Okay, now let's play Dump the Trump! 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2314 Thanks for asking. Yes, I WOULD like a short roll in the hay." 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2315 I don't think premature ejaculation is something to be grumpy about. 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2316 Elf roller derby is going to be such a hit! 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2317 Forget the mines! We're enrolling in the Ice Capades!" 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2318 I can tell which of you are fans of Joe Thornton and the San Jose Sharks! 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2319 In a roller kingdom far far away... 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2320 I'll have to start calling you Sporty instead of Sleepy! 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2321 Glass slippers are for chumps! 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2322 And remember, the winning skater gets to peek up my dress 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2323 I admire your spirit! 10 out of 10 people would not learn how to roller skate on the snow. 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2324 I had no idea roller skates worked on snow! 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2325 Practice is over. Your SAT tutor just arrived. 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
2326 We could call it, 'Snow White Rolls a Natural.' 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2327 ♫ ♪ Happy Birthday, dear Happy ♪ ♫ 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2328 You six are so cute. Why, if there were any more of you, I'd be knocked off my feet! 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2329 Ok now if I could just get them to do my taxes... 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2330 No, Grumpy, you can't have a jet pack. 1.2484 0.04932 153 129 10 14
2331 Now you all identify as rollers! 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2332 If Disney HR asks, you are droids from the Planet Tatooine. 1.2484 0.04570 153 125 18 10
2333 When hearts are high the time will fly so whistle while you roll.” 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2334 Finally we have updated our brand 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
2335 I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours. 1.2484 0.04932 153 129 10 14
2336 since i'm getting married, you will have to skate on your own dime 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2337 Hey guys - what's this I hear about you registering my name as Snowy McSnowface for our mixed Roller Derby team? 1.2484 0.04754 153 127 14 12
2338 Don’t worry. I am 86% sure the Prince won’t be taking the throne anytime soon. 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2339 Let the woods time roll. 1.2484 0.04844 153 128 12 13
2340 Global warming is here, but we are ready for something other than Disney on Ice. 1.2484 0.04663 153 126 16 11
2341 The mine, guys, what about "it's off to work we go?" 1.2469 0.04295 162 131 22 9
2342 It’s fun and games until someone gets hurt. 1.2469 0.04555 162 134 16 12
2343 It's couples time. All single skaters off the ice. 1.2469 0.04470 162 133 18 11
2344 Good. Next, we'll practice with weapons and then that witch will be sorry. 1.2469 0.04470 162 133 18 11
2345 Okay, but next time I’m Starlight Express and you’re Ben Brantley. 1.2469 0.04470 162 133 18 11
2346 In this remake, we sing jai ho and whistle while you twerk. 1.2468 0.04815 154 129 12 13
2347 Height-ho, height-ho, it's off to work we go" is just more elevated. -Victoria Rodriguez, Chicago IL 1.2468 0.04726 154 128 14 12
2348 Alright everyone, let's line up in size order... 1.2467 0.04910 150 126 11 13
2349 Walt Disney just called. Saw us on Germany's got Talent! 1.2467 0.04818 150 125 13 12
2350 Remember boys, when you roll into the palace, you must bow to the King. Then pull the cord on your vests. 1.2467 0.04724 150 124 15 11
2351 Disney ruins everything. 1.2467 0.04628 150 123 17 10
2352 Grumpy, I've told you before, no staying under my gown to get warm. 1.2467 0.04818 150 125 13 12
2353 Are you the Durante Roller Derby Dwarfs I've heard so much about? 1.2467 0.04628 150 123 17 10
2354 SNOW White, SNOW White...get it? 1.2467 0.04724 150 124 15 11
2355 Okay, let’s have a race. We’ll call it the Kentucky Dwarfy. 1.2467 0.04910 150 126 11 13
2356 Listen up you little twerps, we're gonna synchronize or it's another night in the moat. And a 1,2,3,4. 1.2454 0.04445 163 134 18 11
2357 Who wants join me in some warm apple cider? 1.2450 0.04695 151 125 15 11
2358 Whole Foods is coming to town-no more uncertified apples! 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2359 The shoe may not fit but the skate could! 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2360 Now we just need to invent hamburgers and shakes... 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2361 I don’t really have anything funny to say for this one, but I’ll be back next week with a real zinger 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2362 God is dead. 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2363 Just wait your turn. I promise everybody will get their nose job. 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2364 All I said was your feet look like cashews! 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2365 Hey, let’s see how far I can toss one of you guys. 1.2432 0.04853 148 124 12 12
2366 I love how off-brand we all are! 1.2432 0.04853 148 124 12 12
2367 Good news!...I signed us up for a roller derby against Santa and his elves! 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2368 Come here grumpy 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2369 The hell with “Into the Woods”, this is OUR year in the rink! 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
2370 With a smile and a song... Skate counter clockwise 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
2371 Certainly, it was a great deal blokes, buying six, and getting the seventh pair free. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
2372 I feel like the Princess of Central Park. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2373 I'm so glad you like your new hobby. Now I won't feel guilty to go live happily ever after with my one true love. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2374 We couldn't find any heels to make us taller,so we put on roller skates instead! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2375 Drop that attitude, you're on thin ice! 1.2432 0.04947 148 125 10 13
2376 Do you have an extra pair? My pumpkin is in the shop. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2377 That was 30 minutes without a single whistle. A new record, boys! 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2378 Thanks for coming out to audition for the newly-created part of Dwarf #8 - “Wheelie”; you should know that I’ve insisted they cancel the part of, and the audition for “Feelie”. 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2379 So, Grumpy, you want to re-skate your short program? Do you have the money for the ice time? 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2380 Oh, no, Gropey, dear, I said I'd love to SKATE with all of you, not MATE with you. 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
2381 Being the seven dwarves with schnauzel white ain't that bad is it ? 1.2432 0.04853 148 124 12 12
2382 Under Coach White's guidance, the Mighty Dwarves are undefeated in the Youth Roller Hockey League. 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
2383 I would call you 'little people', but I still think of you as subhuman. 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2384 Hey, the roller skating championship is coming soon. Winner gets to be president! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2385 You can't all be Jamie again tonight. On of you has to play Tyrion. 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2386 Now Rock n' Roll 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2387 OR: Seven grown men with mental disabilities living with an attractive young girl? Only in a porn film or fairy tale. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2388 Wait till Disney sees this routine for our big comeback musical...."Seven Wheels for Seven Brothers." 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2389 The first one to find an apple wins! 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2390 Best field trip ever! 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
2391 Happy hour at Happy’s place! 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2392 Hiho, anyone have an apple? 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2393 Listen, that Disney on Ice thing has totally run its course. 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2394 If you get laid off, at least you'll be able to keep the skates. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2395 Grumpy, you really are impossible. Why can't you enjoy roller-skating on this desolate sand dune while doing Jazz Hands like the rest of us? 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2396 Stop messing around and get in formation! The talent show is tomorrow. 1.2432 0.04853 148 124 12 12
2397 If any of you run over my toes one more time, I swear I will willingly bite that poisoned apple again! 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2398 Aw, com'on, I picked this outfit just for you!" 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
2399 Wow, marriage really changed her! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2400 Hey guys, I’m thinking the IPO will be for WD7 1.2432 0.04853 148 124 12 12
2401 Hey, Eurovision, here we come! 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2402 The group skate was your damn idea, Grumpy! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2403 Is dwarf a political incorrect word now? 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2404 Did she say her name was Snose White? 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2405 I finally understand Happy! 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2406 From here on out, you'll be known as the Seven Skating Dwarves. 1.2432 0.04758 148 123 14 11
2407 Awesome! Now, hopefully, you'll be reckoned tall enough to ride on everything at the fair! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2408 Grumpy, by a nose! 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2409 My bodice is loose in enough now, thank you. 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
2410 You got cast in Xanadu--now you can afford a maid. 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
2411 They said skating would help them in repressing their emotions. 1.2426 0.04839 136 112 15 9
2412 I didn't want you all to keep feeling like a third wheel! 1.2416 0.04728 149 124 14 11
2413 C'mon Grumpy, admit it's, like, awesome! 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
2414 get back here you little rascal 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
2415 I just heard that Jon Snow might be available. 1.2416 0.04728 149 124 14 11
2416 Do they come in my size? 1.2416 0.04728 149 124 14 11
2417 I have the liver donor; I just need a lung now. 1.2416 0.04916 149 126 10 13
2418 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's got the dopest skate tricks of all? 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
2419 Come on Grumpy, we all have the nose. 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
2420 Why yes, Lusty Dwarf, I am wearing a corset. 1.2416 0.04728 149 124 14 11
2421 You know how to whistle while you skate don't you. guys? You just put your lips together, and blow. 1.2416 0.04631 149 123 16 10
2422 So cute. But as usual Sleepy is late. 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
2423 Let's see, Happy, Sleepy.Sneezy. Where's Rapey? 1.2416 0.04823 149 125 12 12
2424 No, I’m her sister— Snow Black. 1.2416 0.04431 149 121 20 8
2425 I've always thought you're cutest when you're animated! 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
2426 Looking good, miners, but this isn't what I meant by "roll with the punches". 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
2427 See. Now our hikes aren’t that bad. 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
2428 What happened to that work ethic of yours when I was sleeping? I hope playing hooky is not the way you roll. 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
2429 Do you Whistle While You Wheel? 1.2406 0.04909 133 110 14 9
2430 Wow, the Philadelphia Flyers. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2431 The North Pole! Your Ancestry.com search led us here!!! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2432 Slippery, Funky, Reckless, Twister, Goofy, Clumsy and Eddy: have you seen my rollerblades? 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2433 I'm not exactly Snow White, but you could say I'm Extra-Virgin. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2434 This is great! I have colorful roller derby pseudonyms for each one of you. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2435 While I go put my dentures in, use your grass skates to capture the aardvarks. Burp! I'm Snow White. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2436 I know...but whom is fair and balanced? 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2437 Now Grumpy the vote was 4 to 3 - don't be like that. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
2438 Global warming, Munchkins; global warming!” 1.2397 0.05079 146 125 7 14
2439 Even Grumpy is cracking a smile. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2440 You guys can wear these, and I'll skate by on my fair looks! Get it?! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2441 Ever since I got married, you guys have changed. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2442 the roller derby team was shaping up nicely. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2443 Who knew I was the only one that didn't own a pair of skates. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2444 I can't call you dwarfs anymore, and I'm not waiting for any damn prince. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2445 WHERE'S GRABBY?? 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2446 Let's take a selfie! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2447 Let’s all sing together: it’s Roller Derby time. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2448 We are going to do a commercial like the Brady Bunch. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2449 We're the Bladescapades! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2450 Which one is "Rollie"? 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2451 Someday - let it go. Someday - can't hold it back anymore. Someday - turn away and slam the door..." ....All right boys. Looks like the inline skates will work nicely... 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2452 Dwarf Roller Derby is a sure fire hit! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2453 Hey, dwarfs, watch me Nae Nae! 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2454 We need to practice for the live show on ice 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2455 Ok, get ready, Tonya Harding will be here any minute to help with the knee whacking practice. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2456 not dwarves on skates, little mini rolla tinies 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2457 Grumpy, eating all those Hi-Ho's before the Bouncy Castle was bound to make you Gassy. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2458 Hey, little guys... Where'd you get those adorable scooter shoes? 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2459 Dresses? Yes! Great updraft!! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2460 I want to rename you all "Wheely" 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2461 hey grumpy, you should be having fun. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2462 ♫Whistle while you skate♫ Everybody now! ♫Whistle while you skate♫ You too, Grumpy! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2463 So I'm guessing the eighth one of you is named skaty? 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2464 Those blind mice just got lucky last season on Fairy Tale Character’s Got Talent. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2465 Have you boys seen Happy? 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2466 Where’s other midget? 1.2397 0.05079 146 125 7 14
2467 Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake your bootie ! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2468 The day that Dopey and Mopey became Happy. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2469 Mr. Disney said that if I give you seven adorable names we have a contract 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2470 I'm absolutely dwarfed! You're giving me a nose job?!! 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2471 Republican MarCom for the 2020 Presidential Race 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2472 Hey, guys. I have a great idea for updating our group by adding a ninth member. We'll call her Deluded. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2473 OK, now. I'm going to grab Sneezy and throw him off to you for the catch. They love this kind of stuff at the Palace. 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2474 Disney, bowing to politically correctness, tweaks a classic. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2475 From now on, Sneezy will be known as "Sneaky Little Slimeball" 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2476 I'm telling you, this is how we'll finally get on Netflix! 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2477 But things were going okay outside of Winterfell. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2478 Anyone here see the Prince? 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2479 Now for the bad news. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2480 Ok time for the septuple Axel! 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
2481 Who needs Disneyland, right guys? 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2482 I love your little imaginations but, I'm just too tired today. 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2483 Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to Broadway we go. 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2484 They’ve been doing this for three straight weeks. 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2485 Who wants to play game of thrones? 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2486 Don't forget, this party never would have been possible without the queen's support of beautiful, clean coal! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2487 Now we are definitely going to beat Cinderella's musical. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2488 So I have this idea for a Little League roller derby, we'll call ourselves, the Snow White Walkers. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2489 Just keep skating. No one can hurt you if you avoid talking to them. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2490 The first one of you I snack on will be renamed MUNCHY. Calder Lowe, Columbia, CA 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2491 If you teach me how to skate, I'll clean up that hovel you call a home! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2492 Dopey, did you go back to the dispensary? 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2493 Remember the rules, no fruits or vegetables on the rink. 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2494 Just give give it a try Grumpy; jazz fingers make everything more fun. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2495 Hi-ho, Hi-ho, it’s off to Rollerama you go! This will make work much more efficient! 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2496 Wait until I get my hands on you, you little monsters. 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2497 Listen to me, I was asleep. What's your excuse? Stop skating around the issues. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2498 Health insurance is overrated. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2499 On balance, you're better than the ones I had to toss out. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2500 Celebrate, kids! The king has licensed your nicknames! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2501 Damn, I forgot my skates! 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2502 Doesn't look like we're Heigh-Hoing off to work! 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2503 Okay, for the seventh time, counter-clockwise everyone. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2504 After the figure skating finals and that all-important, unrehearsed interview, the judges will break for dinner before announcing this year’s Baddest Dwarf! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2505 'The Rollerblading Dwarves'. That's a band I'd pay big money to see. 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2506 Well, Grumpy, Santo and Johnny’s “Sleepwalk” just isn’t everyone’s favorite... 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2507 Disney On Blades! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2508 Wonderful! You're finally ready for the ice skates! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2509 Good news! They don't need us at Kings' Landing after all! 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2510 Grumpy, you are killing my Uber rating so we are roller skating everywhere from now on. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2511 I hope none of you get disney-DIZZY-while you're skating/ 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2512 I know it should be 'off to work you go' but for today I'll let you skate 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2513 Apparently it's called Roller Derby and my stepmother is going to show us how to play this afternoon." 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2514 There’s just something about elves and roller skating. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2515 Hey, guys, if you're trying to tell me something about yourselves, I already knew. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2516 Hi Ho! Hi Ho! We roller skate in snow! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2517 The plan is to mesmerize her with our hips and our hands! 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2518 Jazz hands choreography before the big apple. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2519 Don't you dare, Dopey! 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2520 Roller derby really is the fairest game of all 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2521 This year, we are making Disney on Ice. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2522 wait, wait, don't tell me, I know who you are. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
2523 Hurry up, we need to be back on set in half an hour. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2524 We may have to change that to ' no work we go' " 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2525 Are you for real? 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2526 Grumpy, sorry for calling you a dwarf when you prefer 'altitude-challenged'. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2527 Hands up, Grumps. 1.2397 0.04792 146 122 13 11
2528 I'll kill the first one of you who starts to whistle! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2529 If only I had wheels on my shoes 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2530 Hurry we only have 2 minutes left... 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2531 Tight, neon, and great with skates. It's called spandex. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2532 Remind me again, which of you is called Klutzy?" 1.2397 0.04985 146 124 9 13
2533 Wait, guys. I have to get into my roller rags. 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2534 Oh, Rollie, Rollie, Rollie, Rollie, Rollie, Rollie, and Rollie! You're so much more fun than my other dwarves! 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2535 Grumpy - Don't be so Grimm! You almost scored the winning goal, had you not been tripped by Rapunzel's hair. 1.2397 0.04889 146 123 11 12
2536 I may not be Cinderella but I’m the prettiest girl in this dump. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2537 I can't believe how cute you all are. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2538 It's amazing what a couple of extra inches will do! 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2539 Well Grumpy, I guess group hugs are just not your thing... 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2540 Once we master this, Disney on Ice will be a cinch. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2541 I'd like to get you interested in the roller derby. 1.2397 0.04590 146 120 17 9
2542 The costume department got a great deal on size 2 1.2397 0.04692 146 121 15 10
2543 I just love midgets. 1.2388 0.04875 134 111 14 9
2544 All those names just give ideas to animators. 1.2384 0.04765 151 127 12 12
2545 You're the only one not enjoying yourself. 1.2381 0.04859 147 124 11 12
2546 Hi ho, Hi ho, It's off to work we...skate? 1.2381 0.04663 147 122 15 10
2547 Snow White waits in anticipation as it’s her turn next to try crack. 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2548 Who’s skatin’ like a spoodlebug? 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2549 When do I get my funny hat? 1.2378 0.05056 143 122 8 13
2550 Skates, Skatey, Skater, Wheelie, Wheels, Rollie, 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2551 The cougar, Snow White, (Rollerderby name: Poison Apple), chillin' with her seven boyfriends. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2552 So, I fuck birds now :) 1.2378 0.05056 143 122 8 13
2553 I'm thinking a burger stand!" 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2554 I'm SnowWhite, aren't you supposed to be 7 Knights or something like that? 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2555 I asked for one Hand to the Queen, not seven! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2556 I knew you would be happy about opening the mine - the Trump tariffs have increased metal prices! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2557 Hey you horny little bastards....you won't have to look at my ugly face if you take turns eating my snatch underneath the skirt. 1.2378 0.05056 143 122 8 13
2558 Disco dwarfing doesn’t make Grumpy Happy, Doc or Dopey? 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2559 Good news! My cousin Snow knows some fellas who can help finance your upstart. 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2560 You're going to slay when the Disney scout arrives." Marja Mills, Chicag 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2561 It's not going to be that kind of a Snow Ball, Grumpy. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2562 Hi ho, hi ho, it's skate to work we go. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2563 I'm really glad you invited your cousins Bouncy, Rocky, Skaty, and Rolly. 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2564 Oh yeah. I think we’re gonna win this derby. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2565 But I can't marry ALL of you! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2566 '' Seeing you guys have fun puts a lump in my throat.'' 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2567 Now that we're all here, are you ready to bounce, rock, skate and roll? 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2568 Get lost, creeps. You're scaring off the suitors. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2569 Are you ready? Midget Roller Derby! Make TV Great Again! 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2570 Hi Ho Hi HO, You're Late. It's Off To Work You Skate. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2571 Forget Disney on Ice! Let’s bring back roller disco. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
2572 Come on, it's easy! Put your left foot in, you put left foot out, you put your left foot in and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.... 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2573 Only in New York! 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2574 You guys finally found a dwarf-friendly way to travel! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2575 Whistling while working is already hard enough... 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2576 Find me some Kotex and be quick about it you little shits" 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2577 Joe Biden told us to stay away from you. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2578 I'm so glad that you all love roller-blading! Thank you for being my friends. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2579 Who wants to play Crack the Whip? 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2580 Hey, it's Rolly, Rolly, Rolly, Rolly, Rolly, Rolly, and Rolly! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2581 ....And now for a song! Hi Ho Hi Ho Hi Ho.... 1.2378 0.05153 143 123 6 14
2582 I'm hungry. Which one of you is 'Meaty'? 1.2378 0.05056 143 122 8 13
2583 Snow White is cheering them on at skate practice. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2584 See, it's fun to break character Grumpy. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2585 Are you sure the Disco Queen will never find me here? 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2586 You see guys? Even Grumpy is getting into it now.... 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2587 What's up Snowy? 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2588 Oh my God bros, you skipped a page and you're into Pinocchio... 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2589 I swipe right on everything! 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2590 Is it one little, two little, three little roller-skates ... or... do I multiply times two for a prince or times seven for a dwarf? 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2591 Do I see someone who needs a real good tickle? 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2592 Stay-low, Stay-low It's home from work we roll 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
2593 Whistle whilst you pick a pocket or two! 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2594 I see that you are very excited about your new electric powered skates !!! 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2595 Seven Sleepers? no, Skeeters? no, Skaters! 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2596 I suppose Dopey said you could skate on dirt? 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2597 Have fun but remember you can't skate on your job responsibilities in the mine. 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2598 There is no way you will keep grumpy! 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2599 Why aren't you singing? 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2600 You guys, this isn’t how wind energy works. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
2601 We're all going to maury povich show 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2602 Heigh-ho, Heigh-ho, It’s home to see Snow we go 1.2378 0.05056 143 122 8 13
2603 I love Uber! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2604 Hey guys, look at how grumpy Stan is! 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2605 That’s very good Grumpy, keep moaning! 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2606 It beats working in the mines, fellas, but why bother if Instagram doesn't exist? 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2607 Aren’t we supposed to go sledding? 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2608 Roller derby history will be made." 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2609 Oh, wow, the wheel will change everything. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2610 Which one of you is called Lendy? 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2611 How does S&W plus 7 sound for the Reality TV show ? 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2612 Hmm … let’ see. Who stole my shaver? 1.2378 0.04958 143 121 10 12
2613 Roll me a joint, why don't you, Dopey. 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2614 Disney called, hi-ho! Retirement’s fine, but they contest your claim to that diamond mine, hi-ho, hi-hop! 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2615 Skates never fit me. I’m no Cinderella! 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2616 You know, I think we could make a traveling show of this! 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2617 Enough playing now. Go find me an apple! 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
2618 Roller blading is the only way to make 5/7 Happy. 1.2378 0.04755 143 119 14 10
2619 I agree! Since they closed the mine, you may as well sing, “Heigh ho! Heigh ho! It’s off to skate we go!” 1.2378 0.04650 143 118 16 9
2620 WHEN THE DOCTORS WERE DISCUSSING MY PREGNANCY AND USING THE WORD SEPTUPLETS, IT WAS MUSIC TO MY EARS. THEN BIRTH , NOT A GROUP OF SEVEN NOTES TO BE PERFORMED IN THE TIME OF FOUR OR SIX. THIS IS WHAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT. 1.2378 0.04858 143 120 12 11
2621 Sleepy if you fall on anyone one more time your in big trouble! 1.2374 0.04959 139 117 11 11
2622 We're the Snow Balls, our first roller derby match's at 8 against the Wicked Switches! 1.2370 0.04842 135 112 14 9
2623 No more celery juice for you guys. 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2624 We had the best rhinoplasties in the land." 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2625 I do not think it's a good idea to use the ax while you skate, okay? 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2626 And to think! We never took your name literally... 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2627 Oooh,a roller party! Next,can we go bobbing for apples? 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2628 Have I told you guys about Crossfit? 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2629 I have an idea, let's play the quiet game! 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2630 Grumpy, we need your jazz hands to make the finals on America’s Got Talent! 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2631 Tomorrow we pick up your competition costumes from Cinderella’s animal friends. 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2632 The people in the Frozen castle will love your show. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2633 Don't forget to install the new app 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2634 Remember what happened when Sleepy and Dopey didn't wear their helmets? 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2635 Wait till we get to the ice skates...they don't call me Snow White for nothing! 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2636 Not what I had in mind... 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2637 A little fentanyl goes a long way 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
2638 Are you all Happy now? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
2639 Congrats you guys your 1.5 inches taller and much faster 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2640 Don't worry guys, Clumsy didn't fall that hard. He'll be fine... 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2641 Oh, my seven, sweet, precious, little men on skates!! It's almost more than I can take---sort of like the latest pop-up album from Beyonce!! 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2642 With Dopey's help, we'll be a shoe-in! 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2643 Hi, Ho. You see going to work can be fun. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
2644 Let’s go home, boys! I made a special apple pi! 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2645 Where's Goosy? 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2646 Graceful? All this time I've been calling you "Doc". 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2647 This is great as the Queen won't dare harm me. This is even more annoying than your singing. 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2648 Are you guys a little far from home? 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2649 You guys don't even know how stupid you look right now right now. 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2650 I love it. We can turn the mine into a roller rink, and I can teach you pop-the-whip, and ladies' choice and... 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2651 This isn't going to end well for Sleepy or Sneezy. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2652 Grumpy's wheels are about to come off. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2653 You all go out and play while dopey and I share some spins! 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2654 Oh goodie, we have enough for a roller derby team! 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2655 Come on Grumpy, you can do the jazz hands too! 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2656 Until my prince comes for me, let's play house. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2657 Aww look at you, you shaved! 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2658 Saturdays are for the boys! 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2659 For me, climate change has been liberating! Since the wishing well froze, I've gotten out more. and with this revolving series of short relationships, I don't miss the old fairy tale a'tall. 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2660 And we'll sell root beer floats and cheeseburgers! 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2661 Remind me which one of you is Wobbly? 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2662 You dear little fellows all look alike. If only there was some way to tell you apart. I've got it. I'll give you zany names!!! 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2663 Now it will be so much easier for you to live up to your expectations. 1.2361 0.05024 144 123 8 13
2664 Stop whistling for a minute. Sneezy tells me you’ll all need treatment too. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2665 If Dwarf Roller Derby is going to find an audience you need to be more like Grumpy. 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2666 Don't be so Grumpy, all the cool kids in Brooklyn are doing it!' 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
2667 Grumpy be happy we’re outside the castle 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2668 How about some yodeling to celebrate the cutting of the forest? Grumpy, will you lead? 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2669 ...we can stay at the YMCA! 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2670 The Grimm Seven, perfect name for a roller derby team 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2671 Before we get started, would you mind taking your skates off? 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2672 You are the next generation drones 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
2673 Everyone Ready? We are going to roll another Seven. And no Follies 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2674 All those diamonds and only now did you retire! 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2675 Oy vey. 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2676 Good news! The queen let me stay if I got a nose job. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
2677 Do you know the story about Pinnochio? 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2678 Snow White and the 6 dwarfs has a better ring 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2679 What a nice way to relax out doors after being in the mine all day. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2680 Lighten up, Grumpy. You can go off to work tomorrow. 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2681 Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to roller derby we go. 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2682 I love all of you.. except for Grumpy. 1.2361 0.04926 144 122 10 12
2683 On the count of three I want you to start body-slamming each other, remember to tuck and roll. Ready: one, two.... 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2684 Welcome to your first roller derby practice! 1.2361 0.04725 144 120 14 10
2685 Roller skating while you work didn’t quite role off the tongue like whistle in the sequel 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2686 Inside that distant roller disco lies the magic mirror ball. 1.2361 0.04827 144 121 12 11
2687 Doc. I'm so glad you were able to buy the roller blades for a song. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
2688 Who wants to help me make a tinder account