Contest #659


Cartoon

659

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Are you here about the sublet?”
  2. “If you're going out, we need eggs.”
  3. “Can you believe someone just left it here?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-04-21T22:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-05-05T22:22:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-04-29T22:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 6, 2019
Number of captions 6910
Number of responses 1028025
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don’t have the counter space. 1.8137 0.06427 161 71 49 41
1 You're really nice; I just don't have the counter space. 1.7517 0.06747 145 70 41 34
2 Remember when your rubber seal broke? I'm pregnant. 1.7517 0.06728 149 73 40 36
3 What turns you off? 1.7448 0.07177 145 77 28 40
4 Just so you know, I’m also dating Mr. Coffee. 1.6939 0.06799 147 79 34 34
5 Why do you have to process everything little thing I say? 1.6688 0.06453 154 83 39 32
6 So where exactly is Hamilton Beach? 1.6644 0.06842 149 85 29 35
7 Mother says I'd date anyone with a pulse. 1.6644 0.06468 146 77 41 28
8 Just give me a minute to process this. 1.6528 0.06486 144 77 40 27
9 George, I have something to tell you. I've met a toaster. 1.6478 0.06318 159 88 39 32
10 So, how long have you identified as transblender? 1.6450 0.05896 169 90 49 30
11 Actually, I have a very good reason for thinking the baby's yours." 1.6434 0.06976 143 84 26 33
12 It's my own fault. I did say I'd date anyone with a pulse. 1.6420 0.06412 162 93 34 35
13 I'll wait a moment while you process that. 1.6387 0.06400 155 87 37 31
14 Why do you have to process everything? 1.6387 0.06529 155 89 33 33
15 Please do not use that speed with me, Wendell. 1.6382 0.06300 152 83 41 28
16 Must we process everything, Doug? 1.6357 0.06508 140 76 39 25
17 You have some spinach stuck in your blades. 1.6349 0.06910 126 69 34 23
18 Honey, use your indoor speed 1.6345 0.06624 145 82 34 29
19 Don’t look at me. I told you to save the instructions. 1.6234 0.06254 154 86 40 28
20 Well, I did say I'd go for any man with a pulse... 1.6214 0.06684 140 80 33 27
21 So... no attachments? 1.6165 0.06894 133 77 30 26
22 So glad they had a table by the outlet. 1.6164 0.06169 159 90 40 29
23 The last guy I dated was a pot head. 1.6139 0.06458 158 94 31 33
24 Is that a no, or are you still processing? 1.6131 0.06573 137 77 36 24
25 It's very hard for me to avoid pushing your buttons. 1.6127 0.06542 142 81 35 26
26 I'm at the point where I'll date anyone with a pulse. 1.6111 0.06619 144 84 32 28
27 I don’t think anyone will notice you’re not wearing a tie. 1.6074 0.06575 135 76 36 23
28 Please tell me you still have your third wish left. 1.6034 0.05811 174 99 45 30
29 I can see you need a minute to process that. 1.6027 0.06627 146 87 30 29
30 Well, it's just really hard not to push your buttons. 1.6023 0.05951 171 99 41 31
31 I’ve done speed dating, but this is my first mixer. 1.6013 0.06448 153 91 32 30
32 I can't believe your ancestors were Shakers. 1.5973 0.06311 149 86 37 26
33 Oh, when you said you lived in Hamilton Beach, I thought you meant in Queens. 1.5966 0.05931 176 104 39 33
34 I'm sorry I don't turn you on anymore, John. 1.5959 0.06416 146 85 35 26
35 At this point I am just looking for a man with a pulse 1.5940 0.06837 133 79 29 25
36 I'm leaving, John. I realize it may take you some time to process this. 1.5935 0.06814 123 70 33 20
37 I'm sorry, this is just a lot to process. 1.5930 0.05699 172 97 48 27
38 For goodness sake, Marvin, must you always mince my words? 1.5843 0.05868 166 96 43 27
39 I saw the way you looked at that pepper mill. 1.5824 0.05700 170 97 47 26
40 This is just a lot to process. 1.5813 0.06044 160 94 39 27
41 Before we eat, let us puree. 1.5775 0.06267 142 82 38 22
42 The guy you were expecting will be along in a minute. I'm just here to break the ice. 1.5766 0.06530 137 81 33 23
43 It's ok, it's nice to finally meet a man with a pulse 1.5746 0.06476 134 78 35 21
44 So, what’s spinning around in that head of yours? 1.5740 0.05794 169 99 43 27
45 It's just that in your photos you looked more like a Cuisinart. 1.5739 0.05316 176 97 57 22
46 Sometimes I wish I couldn't see everything that is going on in your head. 1.5735 0.06317 136 78 38 20
47 I thought you said "slender". 1.5734 0.06469 143 86 32 25
48 Are you going to answer my question or are you still processing? 1.5732 0.06059 164 99 36 29
49 To be honest, when I heard this was a mixer, I was expecting something else. 1.5725 0.06736 138 85 27 26
50 Well I don't like when you push my buttons either. 1.5674 0.06148 141 81 40 20
51 So,"Oster," is that a family name? 1.5658 0.06026 152 89 40 23
52 Chop, blend, liquify, purée - how about “think?” Do you have a “think” button? 1.5655 0.06097 145 84 40 21
53 You've given me a lot to process. 1.5655 0.06478 145 89 30 26
54 Take your time. I know it's a lot to process. 1.5641 0.05907 156 91 42 23
55 So...what turns you on? 1.5641 0.05976 156 92 40 24
56 I’ve never met someone transblender before. 1.5625 0.06365 144 87 33 24
57 Truthfully John, you’re not my first appliance. 1.5608 0.06304 148 90 33 25
58 I just think I should be seeing other appliances. 1.5580 0.06173 138 80 39 19
59 I'll give you a minute to process that. 1.5576 0.05978 165 101 36 28
60 I see you're still processing everything. 1.5573 0.06606 131 79 31 21
61 Must you over-process Everything? 1.5569 0.05860 167 101 39 27
62 Did it ever occur to you, Phil, that I might need an outlet too? 1.5556 0.06367 135 80 35 20
63 It's just a lot to process, you know? 1.5540 0.06472 139 85 31 23
64 Stop mincing your words, Harold. 1.5535 0.06159 159 99 32 28
65 How long have you lived in Hamilton Beach? 1.5533 0.05796 150 86 45 19
66 I like you, but we both know you'll just end up sitting on my kitchen counter gathering dust. 1.5522 0.06579 134 82 30 22
67 It’s over, Steven. I’ve fallen in love with the toaster. 1.5515 0.06247 136 80 37 19
68 I don't think you're processing what I'm saying. 1.5508 0.06872 118 71 29 18
69 Fred, you're mincing your words again. 1.5507 0.06346 138 83 34 21
70 Ordinarily I don't date guys I meet at mixers. 1.5497 0.05994 151 90 39 22
71 I just got out of a long-term warranty. 1.5494 0.05679 162 95 45 22
72 I thought "impressive equipment" was a little forward on your dating profile. 1.5473 0.06312 148 92 31 25
73 I ask for blend, I get chop. I ask for puree, I get shred. I'm sorry, Carl. It's over. 1.5472 0.06162 159 100 31 28
74 I feel like you're not processing what I'm saying. 1.5468 0.06146 139 82 38 19
75 Well you seem to be processing it well. 1.5467 0.05952 150 89 40 21
76 I'm leaving you for a Cuisinart. 1.5466 0.05841 161 97 40 24
77 I am having a hard time processing all this. 1.5466 0.05775 161 96 42 23
78 Are there any other unusual body parts I should know about? 1.5455 0.06096 143 85 38 20
79 So, I understand you work in the White House Communications Office? 1.5455 0.06389 154 99 26 29
80 Next time, we'll call ahead and ask to be seated next to an outlet. 1.5437 0.05871 160 97 39 24
81 You don't look at all like your pitcher. 1.5400 0.05879 150 89 41 20
82 Do small appliances run in your family? 1.5385 0.05936 143 84 41 18
83 At this point, I've dated everything but the kitchen sink" 1.5375 0.05874 160 98 38 24
84 Would you lower your setting. People are staring. 1.5359 0.05719 153 90 44 19
85 You're mincing your words. 1.5352 0.06052 142 85 38 19
86 I realize it will take you a while to process this. 1.5338 0.06797 133 86 23 24
87 Take your time. It’s a lot to process. 1.5337 0.05921 163 102 35 26
88 Do you have to process everything I say? 1.5333 0.05958 150 91 38 21
89 So how long have you been in the Trump administration? 1.5329 0.06044 152 94 35 23
90 That’s a Sunbeam. Your photo showed a Vitamix.” 1.5321 0.05710 156 93 43 20
91 Bob, mincing your words will only make this conversation harder. 1.5319 0.06250 141 87 33 21
92 This is just a lot for me to process right now. 1.5319 0.06250 141 87 33 21
93 Well, I did want a man with a pulse. 1.5316 0.05726 158 95 42 21
94 No, I don’t think my dress is the reason people are staring. 1.5312 0.05672 160 96 43 21
95 My profile does say I'd consider anyone with a pulse, but it was just a figure of speech. 1.5307 0.05390 179 108 47 24
96 I don’t think I have the counter space for this relationship. 1.5306 0.05975 147 89 38 20
97 My last date didn't have a pulse. 1.5302 0.06139 149 93 33 23
98 Sorry, but I wanted to meet a man who could blend in, not a man I could actually blend in. 1.5282 0.06297 142 89 31 22
99 Stop mincing words. 1.5270 0.06173 148 93 32 23
100 You looked more like a food processor in your picture. 1.5269 0.05622 167 102 42 23
101 Thats funny, my name is Brenda 1.5267 0.05960 150 92 37 21
102 You seem agitated 1.5260 0.05694 154 92 43 19
103 In your photo, it was a Cuisinart. 1.5260 0.05985 154 96 35 23
104 Honestly, you should come out as transblender in your profile 1.5253 0.05867 158 98 37 23
105 It's kale, goddammit. Just chew it like a normal human person. 1.5248 0.06088 141 86 36 19
106 I'm afraid to ask, but where is your off button? 1.5245 0.05857 143 85 41 17
107 I'll give you some time to process this. 1.5238 0.06734 126 80 26 20
108 I see you’re still processing this. 1.5229 0.05871 153 94 38 21
109 Do you come with attachments? 1.5227 0.05281 176 105 50 21
110 On the other hand, it's nice to meet a man who doesn't chew with his mouth open. 1.5226 0.05741 155 94 41 20
111 Are there any other small appliances I need to know about? 1.5220 0.05908 159 100 35 24
112 Not your fault......I never should have checked the " Anything with a pulse" box. 1.5215 0.05527 163 98 45 20
113 At this point, I'll date any guy with a pulse setting 1.5203 0.06024 148 92 35 21
114 I know it's a lot to process ... 1.5197 0.05902 152 94 37 21
115 I want to warn you — things always get messy when I open up. 1.5197 0.06398 152 101 23 28
116 At least I still turn you on. 1.5188 0.05464 160 95 47 18
117 I've never seen you this agitated 1.5172 0.05799 145 87 41 17
118 Your bio didn't mention you're cordless. 1.5166 0.05705 151 91 42 18
119 I think I'll eat it whole, but thank you. 1.5159 0.05316 157 91 51 15
120 Too much to Process? 1.5154 0.06390 130 81 31 18
121 You don't mince words, do you? 1.5145 0.06191 138 86 33 19
122 I'm sorry Frank, but I need more than a 90-day limited warranty. 1.5135 0.05380 148 85 50 13
123 Your photo was of a newer model 1.5127 0.05368 158 93 49 16
124 When you mentioned you worked in food processing I had no idea you meant this. 1.5124 0.06441 121 74 32 15
125 I'm sorry but I can never love you the way I love the Roomba. 1.5111 0.06209 135 84 33 18
126 "Honestly, at this stage i'll date anyone with a pulse." 1.5108 0.06407 139 90 27 22
127 Finally I'm dating someone with a pulse. 1.5102 0.06209 147 95 29 23
128 Thank you for putting away your cell phone, I find it very distracting. 1.5099 0.05706 151 92 41 18
129 I thought you were kidding when you said your name was 'Hamilton Beach'". 1.5097 0.05670 155 95 41 19
130 I’ll date anyone with a pulse. 1.5096 0.05759 157 98 38 21
131 I can see you're still processing this. 1.5074 0.05995 136 83 37 16
132 I'm glad they had a table with an outlet. 1.5072 0.05841 138 83 40 15
133 This is my first mixer. 1.5069 0.05913 144 89 37 18
134 Honey, you're slurrying your words again. 1.5068 0.06026 148 94 33 21
135 I'm sick and tired of how you process things. 1.5067 0.05812 150 93 38 19
136 When you mentioned on the phone you're from Hamilton Beach, this isn't what I pictured. 1.5066 0.06262 152 101 25 26
137 Cuisinart. So you must be French. 1.5063 0.05732 158 99 38 21
138 I’m turned on very easily. 1.5056 0.05487 180 115 39 26
139 We all need an outlet. 1.5035 0.06008 141 88 35 18
140 You take me out and all you do is whine. 1.5035 0.05923 141 87 37 17
141 Carl, not here. I'll turn you on when we get home. 1.5031 0.05704 159 100 38 21
142 Sean really? That blender with that shirt ? 1.5029 0.05489 175 111 40 24
143 I'm afraid you're not processing what I'm saying 1.5000 0.05976 142 89 35 18
144 I can't lie anymore -- I've been seeing the toaster. 1.5000 0.05949 148 94 34 20
145 I wish I knew what was in that crazy, mixed-up head of yours. 1.5000 0.06208 140 90 30 20
146 I’m sorry, but he just has more settings than you. 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
147 Sure. It’s all fun and games until somebody’s warranty expires. 1.5000 0.05345 176 110 44 22
148 So tell me, what is spinning around in that head of yours? 1.5000 0.05995 144 91 34 19
149 I told Cynthia I'd take any date with a pulse. 1.5000 0.06468 128 82 28 18
150 To be honest, your profile pic looked like a newer model... 1.5000 0.05793 148 92 38 18
151 No, I've never met a transblender person before... 1.5000 0.06901 120 79 22 19
152 I don't know why my mother says I'd date anyone with a pulse. 1.4971 0.05709 171 112 33 26
153 At this point I'll take anyone with a pulse. 1.4969 0.05581 161 101 40 20
154 Tell me again what happened to your last girlfriend? 1.4968 0.05616 157 98 40 19
155 I prefer a man who doesn't mince words. 1.4968 0.05543 157 97 42 18
156 A relief, actually. My last match was with a pothead. 1.4968 0.05959 155 101 31 23
157 You're making that noise again! 1.4967 0.05574 153 94 42 17
158 Stop mincing your words and tell me what's on your mind. 1.4967 0.05859 151 96 35 20
159 I can see you're still processing. 1.4967 0.05628 151 93 41 17
160 Obviously, you need time to process things. 1.4966 0.05684 149 92 40 17
161 I know that I've given you a lot to process tonight. 1.4966 0.05902 147 93 35 19
162 That's a lot to process on the first date. 1.4966 0.05800 145 90 38 17
163 Harold, PLEASE, Stop mincing my words! 1.4965 0.06026 143 91 33 19
164 Can’t you just unplug and enjoy a nice meal? 1.4963 0.05936 135 83 37 15
165 Could you please lower your voice to chop? 1.4962 0.06002 133 82 36 15
166 You can't leave me now - you came with a three year warranty! 1.4962 0.05907 133 81 38 14
167 I'm thinking you're not a good kisser. 1.4941 0.05550 170 109 38 23
168 At this point I’m willing to go out with anybody who has a pulse. 1.4940 0.05664 168 109 35 24
169 So you started out in infomercials... 1.4940 0.05587 166 106 38 22
170 I thought you meant I was going to see Hamilton the MUSICAL. 1.4938 0.05624 162 103 38 21
171 You spin every thing I say! 1.4937 0.05537 160 100 41 19
172 I traditionally only date major appliances. 1.4933 0.05888 150 96 34 20
173 Besides margaritas, what else do you like? 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
174 I'm trying to process this too. 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
175 Take all the time you need - I’m still processing my thoughts too ... 1.4928 0.05841 138 85 38 15
176 You have some lettuce stuck between your blades. 1.4913 0.05225 173 107 47 19
177 I’ve tried dating apps before, but you’re my first appliance. 1.4910 0.05227 167 102 48 17
178 No, I don't mind...the last person I dated was an attorney. 1.4902 0.05874 153 99 33 21
179 Is this what they meant when they said "Adult Mixer 1.4894 0.06174 141 92 29 20
180 I have to tell you that I’m leaving you for the microwave. 1.4892 0.05898 139 87 36 16
181 You're not processing what I'm saying. 1.4889 0.06555 135 91 22 22
182 I have to admit I'm disappointed. You looked like a Vitamix in your profile picture. 1.4880 0.05586 166 107 37 22
183 When Angela said you were a real smoothie, I imagined something a bit different. 1.4873 0.05660 158 101 37 20
184 Joe, I hate that I have to push your buttons to get a pulse out of you. 1.4870 0.05622 154 97 39 18
185 It only happens when someone pushes my buttons. 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
186 I’m leaving you, I need a man who doesn’t mince words. 1.4865 0.05870 148 95 34 19
187 Don't worry. No one looks like their profile photo. 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
188 I'm leaving you for a toaster. 1.4855 0.06018 138 88 33 17
189 You don’t need to be “on” all the time. 1.4855 0.06018 138 88 33 17
190 My first Grindr date too 1.4837 0.05572 153 96 40 17
191 Looks like that's the only Hamilton you're going to see tonight. 1.4837 0.06159 153 104 24 25
192 When I said anyone with a pulse... 1.4837 0.05946 153 101 30 22
193 Thanks for the offer, but I really don’t mind chewing. 1.4837 0.05649 153 97 38 18
194 Do you have to make so much noise when you chew? 1.4834 0.05932 151 99 31 21
195 I was a little teapot, short and stout, but then I transitioned. 1.4832 0.05993 149 98 30 21
196 Just once I'd like to know what's going on inside that head of yours. 1.4830 0.05575 147 91 41 15
197 I love you, but I hate the noises you make when you eat. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
198 Let me get this straight: it turns you on when I push your buttons? 1.4825 0.06025 143 93 31 19
199 I really think chewing 32 times would be sufficient. 1.4825 0.05601 143 88 41 14
200 Could you perhaps chew on "low"? 1.4823 0.05921 141 90 34 17
201 Why does it take you so long to process everything I say? 1.4815 0.05484 162 103 40 19
202 Honestly, you're all Braun and no brains. 1.4815 0.05622 162 105 36 21
203 First time on Grindr? 1.4812 0.06278 133 87 28 18
204 I wish you would stop mincing your words. 1.4810 0.05515 158 100 40 18
205 Sometimes I feel like you don't even have a pulse. 1.4808 0.05714 156 101 35 20
206 I've got to stop dating just anything with a pulse. 1.4805 0.05696 154 99 36 19
207 I just feel like you’re giving me mixed messages. 1.4798 0.05536 173 114 35 24
208 I still think you would have been happier with the dental implants. 1.4795 0.06316 146 100 22 24
209 There's no easy way to say this but... I'm leaving you for the toaster. 1.4795 0.06164 146 98 26 22
210 I think I'll have that drink after all. 1.4786 0.05865 140 89 35 16
211 Do you even hear yourself? 1.4785 0.05238 186 121 41 24
212 Are you even processing what I'm saying to you? 1.4779 0.06083 136 88 31 17
213 There's no need to apologize. I'm all waffle iron from the waist down. 1.4769 0.06003 130 82 34 14
214 You know, Jim, sometimes you push my buttons, too. 1.4765 0.05601 149 94 39 16
215 I need time to process. 1.4762 0.05819 147 95 34 18
216 So do you attend many mixers? 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
217 Stop mincing your words—who is she? 1.4762 0.05819 147 95 34 18
218 You’re just not my speed. 1.4762 0.04992 168 102 52 14
219 Your profile said you were a major appliance 1.4752 0.05919 141 91 33 17
220 What do you mean, you’re turned on? 1.4748 0.06069 139 91 30 18
221 I’m having an affair with the washing machine. 1.4745 0.05868 137 87 35 15
222 I push YOUR buttons? Really? 1.4744 0.05338 156 97 44 15
223 This is not what I expected when I signed up for the mixer 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
224 Sorry, I'm still processing what you just said. 1.4733 0.05730 150 97 35 18
225 For God’s sake, Henry, just go ahead and get the dentures. 1.4730 0.06173 148 101 24 23
226 Wow! My ex only had two settings. 1.4724 0.06207 127 82 30 15
227 I do feel you've gotten better at processing your emotions. 1.4724 0.05387 163 104 41 18
228 You looked more like a KitchenAid in your profile pictures... 1.4720 0.06281 125 81 29 15
229 When I saw a flyer for a 'Single Mixer', I assumed it was an event of some sort. 1.4718 0.06054 142 94 29 19
230 So... You're from Hamilton Beach... 1.4709 0.05496 172 114 35 23
231 You want to push MY buttons? 1.4706 0.05491 153 97 40 16
232 I need time to process things, too, John. 1.4702 0.05623 151 97 37 17
233 Somehow you manage to twist everything I say! 1.4698 0.05517 149 94 40 15
234 The 'B' in BYOB stands for 'beverage,' Tom. 1.4694 0.05314 147 90 45 12
235 You think you’re a real smoothie, don’t you?! 1.4691 0.05481 162 105 38 19
236 Don't mince words with me, Bob... 1.4690 0.05958 145 96 30 19
237 I see your wife finally found out about us. 1.4684 0.05210 158 98 46 14
238 I said "Big spender!" not "Big blender!" 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
239 When your profile mentioned you were a food processor, I thought it was your employment information. 1.4676 0.05527 139 86 41 12
240 I'd invite you back to my place, but it's a cupboard. 1.4671 0.05672 152 99 35 18
241 You're going to need time to process this. 1.4671 0.05823 152 101 31 20
242 Unlike my last date, at least you have a pulse. 1.4667 0.06113 135 89 29 17
243 It's a good ice-breaker 1.4663 0.05385 163 105 40 18
244 I don't know why you let other people push your buttons 1.4662 0.06019 148 100 27 21
245 I wish you could just tell me how you feel without processing everything 1.4653 0.06148 144 98 25 21
246 It's Margaret, not Margarita. 1.4650 0.05681 157 104 33 20
247 Waring Blender darling, not Wearing blender!!! 1.4648 0.05884 142 93 32 17
248 The least you could do is turn it off when I am talking to you. 1.4645 0.05200 155 96 46 13
249 I love you I do ...but I need something more solid from our relationship. 1.4643 0.05197 168 107 44 17
250 After dinner, I'm taking you to Goodwill. 1.4641 0.05719 153 101 33 19
251 You promised me you would get off the juice. 1.4641 0.05793 153 102 31 20
252 I'm sorry,Glen. I've fallen in love with my Instant Pot. 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
253 Are you going to break the ice or shall I? 1.4629 0.05361 175 116 37 22
254 Your profile said you came from a blended family. I guess I misunderstood. 1.4626 0.06126 147 101 24 22
255 Well, don't mince words. 1.4626 0.05733 147 96 34 17
256 We prefer the term "Appliance American" 1.4626 0.05972 147 99 28 20
257 And you say I don't turn you on any more? 1.4621 0.06035 145 98 27 20
258 Perhaps we should find a quieter setting. 1.4621 0.05624 145 93 37 15
259 Nice ice breaker. 1.4620 0.05360 158 101 41 16
260 Could you use a lower setting? People are beginning to stare. 1.4615 0.05780 156 105 30 21
261 Blend? Grate? Liquefy? Chop? I feel as if I don't know who you are any more 1.4610 0.05538 154 100 37 17
262 I fully regret turning you on. 1.4610 0.05837 154 104 29 21
263 So fascinating. Do you write all the president's speeches? 1.4604 0.06398 139 97 20 22
264 Drinks are on me. 1.4600 0.05725 150 99 33 18
265 You look a little different from your pitcher... 1.4595 0.05703 148 97 34 17
266 Could you stop staring at the bartender? 1.4583 0.05903 144 96 30 18
267 No Roger, I won't turn you on. 1.4581 0.05356 155 99 41 15
268 It's just that I can't process these things as fast as you can. 1.4574 0.05928 129 83 33 13
269 I thought I was going to meet someone "at" a mixer. 1.4570 0.05294 151 95 43 13
270 Edward Scissorhands is one of my favorite movies, too. 1.4565 0.05919 138 91 31 16
271 You photoshopped your profile picture. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
272 Eric, do you always have to put your spin on everything? 1.4558 0.05395 147 93 41 13
273 In my defense, your profile pic was a KitchenAid. 1.4558 0.05811 147 98 31 18
274 I'm giving YOU mixed messages? 1.4552 0.06142 134 90 27 17
275 I told the agency I was hoping to meet a gentleman whose intentions were pure......not puréed. 1.4552 0.05535 145 93 38 14
276 Please say there's a margarita in there. 1.4545 0.05211 176 116 40 20
277 Hold on, let me process what you've just said! 1.4545 0.05535 165 111 33 21
278 And I thought my date with Mr. Coffee was bad. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
279 When I said I’d date anyone with a pulse, I didn’t mean the setting. 1.4539 0.05995 141 95 28 18
280 Just try to blend in. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
281 In your Tinder picture, you were a cappuccino maker. 1.4539 0.05995 141 95 28 18
282 Why must you alway Osterize me when we're out in public 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
283 Still not the worst first date I've had. 1.4528 0.05405 159 104 38 17
284 So... is this your first singles mixer? 1.4527 0.05536 148 96 37 15
285 If I wanted to go on a date with someone who vibrates, I would have stayed home. 1.4527 0.06089 148 103 23 22
286 I can see your food when you chew. 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
287 At least now I know you have a pulse, Henry. 1.4522 0.05675 157 106 31 20
288 What are the odds that I'd meet a mixer at a mixer? 1.4522 0.05455 157 103 37 17
289 I thought you had a pulse. 1.4521 0.05838 146 98 30 18
290 MUST you put a spin on everything I say! 1.4521 0.05674 146 96 34 16
291 So what exactly do you do at Shake Shack? 1.4518 0.05167 166 107 43 16
292 What exactly do you mean by 'Let's give it a whirl'? 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
293 It’s more of a pulsing headache. 1.4514 0.05560 144 93 37 14
294 Well, process this. I met someone. 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 38 18
295 I just don't think you are processing what I'm saying. 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
296 Perhaps if you weren't trying so hard to blend in? 1.4510 0.05482 153 100 37 16
297 It's so great to meet a man with a pulse. 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
298 I can see your blades turning, tell me what you're thinking. 1.4507 0.05791 142 94 32 16
299 Tim, I am leaving you for the juicer. 1.4503 0.05512 171 117 31 23
300 I didn't mean to push your buttons. 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
301 Do any of your other parts also vibrate? 1.4491 0.05349 167 111 37 19
302 I wish you wouldn't try so hard to blend in. 1.4490 0.05391 147 94 40 13
303 You don’t always have to break everything down for me. 1.4489 0.04886 176 112 49 15
304 Okay, you got into the molecular transporter, and decided you wanted a mai tai? So, then what happened? 1.4488 0.05990 127 83 31 13
305 You know people are just using you, right? 1.4483 0.05948 145 99 27 19
306 Honey, I told you to close your lid when you chew. 1.4481 0.05454 154 101 37 16
307 I think I want to see otber appliances 1.4481 0.05531 154 102 35 17
308 I am not ignoring you. I am just processing things before responding 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
309 You're profile said can whip, chop, mix. I just thought you liked to cook. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
310 I feel like when I turn you on you don't hear a word that I say. 1.4476 0.05844 143 96 30 17
311 We can go see “Hamilton” or go to the beach. Whatever turns you on. 1.4476 0.05844 143 96 30 17
312 I know it's a lot, take your time to process it all 1.4474 0.05584 152 101 34 17
313 This is the last time I agree to a singles mixer. 1.4474 0.06116 114 73 31 10
314 ... and of course, we'll have to have a safe word. 1.4470 0.05921 132 87 31 14
315 I’m sorry, but when you texted about a ‘blend date’ I assumed it was a typo. 1.4465 0.05547 159 107 33 19
316 I know this may be a lot to process. 1.4460 0.05420 139 88 40 11
317 So, your brother is Mr. Coffee? 1.4459 0.05599 157 106 32 19
318 So the Genie thought you said, 'Smoothie operator'? 1.4453 0.05853 137 91 31 15
319 Annie told me you were a real smoothie. 1.4452 0.05501 146 95 37 14
320 No, it’s fine—my first husband was in Radiohead. 1.4452 0.05915 146 100 27 19
321 I'm worried that you've been overprocessing things lately. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
322 Is that a yes or a no? 1.4444 0.05895 144 98 28 18
323 It's so hard to know what's going on on your head, but I hope it's a margarita. 1.4444 0.06101 135 92 26 17
324 Why can’t you just chew your ice like everyone else? 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
325 My friends will never believe we met on Grinder! 1.4437 0.05873 142 96 29 17
326 I appreciate that you don't mince your words 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
327 What else did you forget to tell me? 1.4427 0.05951 131 87 30 14
328 I agree,it is an excellent ice breaker. 1.4423 0.05083 156 99 45 12
329 I've had it with your mixed messages. 1.4422 0.05556 147 97 35 15
330 I should let you know, I'm seeing other appliances. 1.4422 0.05472 147 96 37 14
331 Must you process every single thing I say? 1.4420 0.05635 138 90 35 13
332 That's just purée nonsense. 1.4420 0.06173 138 96 23 19
333 You seem to be having trouble processing that. 1.4420 0.05635 138 90 35 13
334 You certainly know how to break the ice. 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
335 I know I said I’d date anyone with a pulse, but .... 1.4408 0.05734 152 104 29 19
336 When you said you "like to mix it up", I assumed you meant in the bedroom. 1.4408 0.05501 152 101 35 16
337 I have to admit, I thought 'five-minute mixers" referred to something else. 1.4406 0.05840 143 97 29 17
338 So, what do you do to escape the daily grind? 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
339 Do you have to always make that noise when you eat? 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
340 First time at a mixer ? 1.4398 0.05367 166 112 35 19
341 Sometimes,I just don't know what goes on in that head of yours. 1.4397 0.05814 141 95 30 16
342 Can we enjoy one meal without you getting turned on? 1.4397 0.05814 141 95 30 16
343 Before you I've never met anyone from Margaritaville. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
344 When you've finished your pesto , would you mind topping off my Margarita? 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
345 No, it's ok. Honestly, at my age I just need a man with a pulse. 1.4387 0.05499 155 104 34 17
346 Where is your biggest turn-off? 1.4387 0.05021 155 98 46 11
347 Am I turning you on?" 1.4386 0.05249 171 115 37 19
348 If you wanted the soup, you should have just ordered it. 1.4379 0.05704 153 105 29 19
349 When your profile mentioned coming from a blended family, I was picturing something different. 1.4375 0.05890 144 99 27 18
350 I am tired of you putting a spin on everything I say 1.4371 0.05196 151 97 42 12
351 That's a coincidence - my name's Brenda.. 1.4371 0.05280 151 98 40 13
352 I wish you'd stop mincing words. 1.4371 0.05525 151 101 34 16
353 I'm getting mixed messages here. 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
354 Would you mind if I chew? 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
355 I'm a little annoyed by your constant whining. 1.4368 0.05051 174 115 42 17
356 What pronoun do you prefer? 1.4366 0.06117 142 100 22 20
357 Ever think about turning me on? 1.4359 0.05620 156 107 30 19
358 I didn't know who I would meet on Blendr. 1.4354 0.05956 147 103 24 20
359 I shouldn't have asked for a date with a pulse. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
360 Honey, everyone is staring at us. I told you that dress was too revealing. 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
361 Must you get juiced every night? 1.4348 0.05814 138 93 30 15
362 You’re an upgrade. Most my blind dates don’t even have a pulse. 1.4348 0.06253 138 98 20 20
363 There wasn't a table by the window with an outlet. 1.4348 0.05535 138 90 36 12
364 I've had it with always needing to sit near an outlet. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
365 Are you processing this? 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
366 First mixer? 1.4345 0.05254 145 93 41 11
367 ''My ex pushed all my buttons at once." 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
368 I thought my friend was setting me up with her Cousin Art. 1.4345 0.06175 145 104 19 22
369 Well, I guess you DO mince your words after all. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
370 I regret the transplant but I love the smoothies. 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
371 You still have a bit of spinach stuck top left. 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
372 No thanks, I'll just chew mine. 1.4337 0.05011 166 108 44 14
373 So your profile said you make great cocktails? 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
374 I assumed your profile pic was just a metaphor... 1.4333 0.05386 150 99 37 14
375 You probably should have used Grinder instead of Tinder. 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
376 Lately you go from chop to liquify without any warning. I didn’t think that I was pressing your buttons. 1.4327 0.05179 171 115 38 18
377 Yes, but I want more than just free margaritas, Jerry. 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
378 Don't be so hard on yourself. At least you have a pulse. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
379 Sure, I like a man who likes to work in the kitchen, but I also like a man with a good head on his shoulders. 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
380 I never know the right button's to push on you... 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
381 I thought "blend date" was a typographical error. 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
382 Look, just whir once for ‘yes’ and twice for ‘no’. 1.4323 0.05180 155 101 41 13
383 Sorry, I can be a real motor mouth. Tell me about you. 1.4321 0.05245 162 108 38 16
384 When she said it was a mixer, I thought she meant the event. 1.4321 0.05318 162 109 36 17
385 It's cuisine, Art. 1.4320 0.06359 125 87 22 16
386 Stop mincing your words! 1.4318 0.05811 132 88 31 13
387 So are we splitting the bill or shredding it? 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
388 I wish you wouldn’t mince words. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
389 It seems like you're having trouble processing this. 1.4315 0.05226 146 94 41 11
390 Yeah, my job's also a grind sometimes, but I don't let it get into my head. 1.4315 0.05743 146 100 29 17
391 I can't stand the sounds you make when you eat. 1.4310 0.05366 174 121 31 22
392 I'm leaving you for a wine opener. 1.4304 0.05264 158 105 38 15
393 Oh no, did I push a button? 1.4304 0.04948 158 101 46 11
394 Why can’t you just chew your food like other people? 1.4296 0.05998 135 93 26 16
395 So you're from Margaritaville? 1.4296 0.05905 135 92 28 15
396 Too much ice gives me a headache, too. 1.4296 0.05689 142 96 31 15
397 Your sending me mixed messages. 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
398 Well, I assume everyone would know how to push your buttons. 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
399 Well I'm sorry. I didn't even know Trans-Blender was a thing... 1.4294 0.05265 170 116 35 19
400 Well, at least you told the truth about being a good mixer. 1.4286 0.05629 147 100 31 16
401 I almost didn't recognize you without your glasses. 1.4286 0.05517 154 105 32 17
402 No Dale, things can't to go back to the way they whir. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
403 Is this your first mixer? 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
404 Um, what are your hands doing right now?" 1.4276 0.05851 145 101 26 18
405 Must you always mince your words? 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
406 Wouldn't it be easier to chew each mouthful 32 times? 1.4268 0.05406 164 113 32 19
407 I thought you said you were just coming off a bender. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
408 Most guys won't help in the kitchen. 1.4266 0.05743 143 98 29 16
409 First dates are usually so awkward, at least you know how to break the ice. 1.4266 0.05657 143 97 31 15
410 What's so hard to process? 1.4266 0.05569 143 96 33 14
411 Did I turn you on? 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
412 I hope you're not just another smoothie. 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
413 Do I still turn you on? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
414 You're much more interesting than my last date. He didn't have a pulse mode. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
415 When your profile mentioned you were comfortable in the kitchen, I had no idea... 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
416 I'm really not trying to push your buttons! 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
417 I actually prefer chewing my own food, but thanks for offering. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
418 So what does a mixologist actually do? 1.4248 0.05221 153 101 39 13
419 My husband is starting to wonder why his son is a toaster. 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
420 Your first mixer? 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
421 I can see you have mixed feelings about me... 1.4241 0.05629 158 111 27 20
422 Have they said what’s taking so long with your dentures? 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
423 Do you identify as a trans-blender? 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
424 I know this is hard to process 1.4238 0.05594 151 104 30 17
425 Would you even have married me if my name wasn't Margarita? 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
426 Why can't you just chew your food like everyone else? 1.4235 0.05058 170 114 40 16
427 For once I'd just like to blend in. 1.4234 0.05743 137 93 30 14
428 So you work with ICE? 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
429 I thought the dating service said you were a lender. 1.4233 0.05633 163 116 25 22
430 Why can't you just use a knife? 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
431 Well aren’t you a smoothie. 1.4231 0.05609 156 109 28 19
432 I see they pushed your buttons at work again, dear. 1.4231 0.05067 156 102 42 12
433 With apologies to Shakespeare, 'Neither a borrower nor blender be'... 1.4231 0.06067 130 90 25 15
434 I hope you know you're causing quite a stir! 1.4229 0.04887 175 116 44 15
435 I mean really George, it's embarrassing! Can't you just chew your damn food like the rest of us? 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
436 You had more time for me when you were a slow cooker. 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
437 It’s not you, it’s me and it's nothing to do with your small appliance. 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
438 When the invitation said "mixer", I didn't take it literally. 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
439 Thanks for doing this. A lot of women freak out when they learn I have no pulse. 1.4217 0.05073 166 111 40 15
440 I see you're upset. Just keep your lid on. 1.4214 0.05559 140 94 33 13
441 So what pushes your buttons? 1.4214 0.04974 140 88 45 7
442 I SAID I’M FROM MINNEAPOLIS. MY PARENTS STILL LIVE THERE. 1.4214 0.05599 159 112 27 20
443 Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen for a change? 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
444 I met my first husband at a mixer. 1.4207 0.05331 164 113 33 18
445 Please don't mince words. 1.4207 0.05401 164 114 31 19
446 We can kiss but no tongue, okay? 1.4207 0.05927 145 103 23 19
447 Look, it's not going to work out with us. I'm the Hamptons and you're Hamilton Beach. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
448 Wait till you see my hands. 1.4203 0.05801 138 95 28 15
449 Oh John, lets not mince words! 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
450 Well, how does anyone end up in small appliances? 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
451 Cuisinart? Is that French? 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
452 Could you process your thoughts a little less visibly? 1.4196 0.05650 143 98 30 15
453 Yes, a daiquiri would be fine. 1.4194 0.05482 155 107 31 17
454 You can spin all you want, Roger, but I'm still raising them Jewish. 1.4192 0.05526 167 119 26 22
455 I can't do this anymore. You keep sending me mixed signals. 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
456 What do you think of my new dress? And don't mince your words. 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
457 Why do you always have to put a different spin on what I have to say? 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
458 I said, let us pray. Not puree. 1.4187 0.05428 160 111 31 18
459 It’s my first time on Grindr. 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
460 I hear what you're saying, but it's not processing. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
461 Could you please switch to a lower setting? People are staring. 1.4178 0.05647 146 101 29 16
462 I can dress you up, I can take you out, but you'll never blend in. 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
463 I feel like you're always giving me mixed signals. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
464 Well, well, aren't you the smoothie... 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
465 So, how was your spin class? 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
466 Just so you know, I won't go to 10 on the first date. 1.4167 0.06088 132 93 23 16
467 As my profile said, I process things quickly. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
468 Honey, I still think false teeth would have been a better option" 1.4167 0.05377 156 107 33 16
469 You're a real smooth operator, aren't you? 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
470 You were more fun without the lid. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
471 And the telemarketer told you that Medicare is going to pay for it? 1.4156 0.05657 154 109 26 19
472 I'm cheating on you... yes, it's the washing machine. 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
473 True, you don't blend in. But you make a great margarita. 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
474 I guess I was wrong, you do have a pulse. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
475 Sorry, I'm a little nervous. This is my first speed date. 1.4148 0.05796 135 93 28 14
476 I guess the craziest place I've ever done it was on the kitchen counter. 1.4148 0.05700 135 92 30 13
477 Can we talk about something else? I didn't mean to push your buttons. 1.4146 0.05254 164 113 34 17
478 In your Tinder pic, you looked more like a toaster. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
479 I hate myself for always pushing your buttons. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
480 That's exactly the problem, Frank, you escalate to puree before I even get stirred. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
481 You don't have to mince your words with me. 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
482 For once, can't we just have a quiet conversation? 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
483 You're actually the first person I've dated that looked exactly like your profile picture. 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
484 Must you mix your metaphors? 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
485 Can’t you just chew like a normal person? 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
486 That's quite an icebreaker. 1.4136 0.04926 162 107 43 12
487 Why don’t you just get dentures? 1.4136 0.05228 162 111 35 16
488 It was a simple comment. I wasn't making fun of your small appliance. 1.4135 0.05858 133 92 27 14
489 Actually, "stop" is a speed. 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
490 I thought I was done with mixers after college 1.4135 0.05858 133 92 27 14
491 I'm just processing what you're saying, Edith. 1.4135 0.06050 133 94 23 16
492 Is this your first time at 12-speed dating? 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
493 I see you have mixed emotions 1.4133 0.05283 150 101 36 13
494 Was there anything else you replaced with an appliance? 1.4130 0.05973 138 98 23 17
495 Would it kill ya to just pulse for a while? 1.4130 0.05115 138 89 41 8
496 In your picture you looked like the newer model. 1.4129 0.05476 155 108 30 17
497 Does it hurt if I turn you on? 1.4129 0.05321 155 106 34 15
498 When you called yourself a mixologist, I had no idea. 1.4129 0.05476 155 108 30 17
499 Wearing blender, I hate visual puns. 1.4126 0.06144 143 105 17 21
500 For once, Charlie, could you simply chew your food? 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
501 Speak up! You know I can't hear you when you're on Puree 1.4122 0.06118 131 93 22 16
502 Do you mind eating on "pulse"?Everyone is looking at us. 1.4122 0.04882 148 95 45 8
503 You're mixing up everything I say! 1.4121 0.05012 165 111 40 14
504 Must you chew everything 32,000 times? 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
505 So, what do you do at the White House? 1.4118 0.05855 136 95 26 15
506 Honey, please set yourself to 'low'... People are beginning to stare. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
507 You always said I make your head spin. 1.4118 0.05370 153 105 33 15
508 You’re not very social for a mixer. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
509 It's not true, John. Margaritas are not the only reason I'm attracted to you. 1.4114 0.05545 158 112 27 19
510 Well, you certainly know how to break the ice. 1.4114 0.04929 158 104 43 11
511 Honey, you're at a 10 right now and I need you at a 1. 1.4113 0.05427 141 95 34 12
512 I’d like to bring you to my friend’s bridal shower. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
513 You're right. I think we did meet at a college mixer. 1.4113 0.05875 141 100 24 17
514 I don’t think that buzzing in your head is tinnitus 1.4113 0.06273 124 88 21 15
515 You can't just start to emulsify whenever the conversation gets hard. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
516 Besides puree, chop, and whip, what do you do? 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
517 Actually, dear, the Keurig looks much better on you. 1.4110 0.05640 146 102 28 16
518 Was it hard growing up in a blended family? 1.4110 0.05204 146 97 38 11
519 When did your doctor say you could start eating solid food again? 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
520 Still processing? 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
521 I almost didn't recognize you in that suit. 1.4103 0.05053 156 104 40 12
522 So,you’re a transblender . 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
523 I assure you, madam, my intentions are puree. 1.4099 0.05394 161 113 30 18
524 So other than the photo, was the rest of your dating profile accurate? 1.4099 0.05173 161 110 36 15
525 Please stop sending me mixed messages. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
526 I must have misunderstood when they invited me to a mixer. 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
527 When I said 'let's give it a whirl' I meant let's go on a second date. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
528 So on your dating profile you said you’re from a blended family. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
529 Head turner? Yeh, I get that a lot. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
530 For once, couldn’t you just chew your food like a normal person? 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
531 Ironically, it's that you don't blend in. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
532 Don't be ridiculous, you'll blend right in. 1.4091 0.05498 154 108 29 17
533 So, how do you feel about mixed marriage? 1.4088 0.04904 159 105 43 11
534 I should have listened when she told me you were a smoothie. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
535 So your profile says you are a good processor. 1.4088 0.05237 137 90 38 9
536 Put a lid on it Jerry" 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
537 "Forget everything you've heard about small appliances." 1.4085 0.05319 164 115 31 18
538 Well, I could go for a nice strawberry daiquiri--if it's not too much of a problem. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
539 I assure you, my intentions are purée. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
540 I just feel that everything is mixed up in that little head of yours. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
541 The last guy I dated didn't even have a pulse button. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
542 They told me you were a smoothie. 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
543 We never really talk any more. 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
544 But enough about me... 1.4076 0.05493 157 111 28 18
545 Are you even listening to me? You know, I honestly wonder sometimes where your head even is. 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
546 I thought they said you were a smooth operator, not a smoothie operator. 1.4069 0.05831 145 104 23 18
547 I have mixed feelings about us too. 1.4069 0.05493 145 100 31 14
548 I thought your profile said pushing your buttons was a turn on. 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 35 13
549 I guess I should warn you. I just took six hits of mescaline. 1.4067 0.05604 150 106 27 17
550 I think we should see other appliances. 1.4065 0.05545 155 110 27 18
551 I'm sure it is healthy, but that was the centerpiece. 1.4062 0.05487 160 114 27 19
552 Whirrr, whirrr, whirrr" is not a commitment, Leonard 1.4061 0.05292 165 116 31 18
553 Is it a common dental procedure in Britain? 1.4060 0.05946 133 94 24 15
554 At least you still have a pulse. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
555 I thought 'blend date' was a typo. 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
556 And you say that you have had no digestion problems since the transplant? 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
557 I'm still processing what you just said. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
558 Could you chew on low? 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
559 Is everything O.K.? You’ve hardly pulverized your dinner. 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
560 It's my fault, I thought you said trans gender. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
561 You seem agitated. Was it something I said? 1.4051 0.04839 158 104 44 10
562 This is my first single's mixer. 1.4048 0.06087 126 89 23 14
563 I love what you’re Waring! 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
564 Sometimes I just want to know what’s spinning around in that puréed little head of yours. 1.4044 0.05560 136 93 31 12
565 I like you, too... I'm just not sure I'm ready to emulsify. 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
566 I think you could have been more forthcoming in your dating profile than 'serious foodie.' 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
567 Let me get this straight: You gave her a blender for Valentine’s Day? 1.4029 0.05929 139 100 22 17
568 There's no good way to tell you this, but I've decided I'd like a food processor. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
569 Of course they liked you at the party. You’ve always been a good mixer. 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
570 When you told me you were from a blended family.. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
571 Years later, this would be Susan's only memory of their honeymoon in Margaritaville. 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
572 It's just when you get going I just can't hear myself think! 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
573 No offense Larry, but you are seriously mixed up. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
574 On our speed date you were smooth and I was stirred but what was once a crush is now a grind and frankly...it’s Waring thin.” 1.4014 0.05918 142 103 21 18
575 So when you wrote in your profile that you were from a 'blender family' it wasn't a typo. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
576 I just don't see a future for us. Why is this so hard to process? 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
577 Let’s not mince words 1.4013 0.05302 152 105 33 14
578 You've been listening to Trump again, haven't you. 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
579 You're lying, John. You purée when you lie. 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
580 I just need some counter space right now. 1.4012 0.05140 162 112 35 15
581 I'm guessing you were the life of the party back at Dartmouth. 1.4012 0.05360 162 115 29 18
582 I can't talk to you when you're on purée. 1.4012 0.04809 167 112 43 12
583 I can definitely go slower if you like. 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
584 Please don't pulse while I tell you about my day. 1.4000 0.06117 125 89 22 14
585 And you think I’m mixed up? 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
586 Yeah, my job's also a grind sometimes, but I don't let it go to my head. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
587 So, is there a setting on there for “stimulating conversation” or... ? 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
588 I misunderstood when you said you wear out kitchen appliances. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
589 Ron, that's disgusting! I wish you would chew with your lid on. 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
590 I'm so turned on right now. 1.4000 0.05462 155 110 28 17
591 I'm sorry , Eddie, this isn't going to work. I'm in love with a toaster. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
592 Blend. James Blend. 1.3988 0.05332 163 116 29 18
593 Puree, that's an interesting name. Is it French? 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
594 Let me get you up to speed . . . 1.3987 0.04937 153 102 41 10
595 I don’t care if it has six speeds - it’s still a one-track mind. 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
596 "You keep sending me mixed messages." 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
597 So your mother’s name was Margarita? 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
598 Must you put your spin on EVERYTHING I say?!! 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
599 Tell me more about your time in the Trump cabinet 1.3986 0.05867 138 99 23 16
600 So, mixologist. Is that like a degree or a condition? 1.3975 0.05234 161 113 32 16
601 All I said was, “Alexa, get me one of those smart blenders.” 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
602 You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me, Dottie. 1.3974 0.04955 156 105 40 11
603 There you go again, Ostercising everything I say 1.3974 0.05566 151 108 26 17
604 Wouldn't it be simpler just to chew your food? 1.3973 0.05002 146 97 40 9
605 Pulse once for yes, pulse twice for no and pulverize for angry. 1.3973 0.05624 146 104 26 16
606 . . . No Harold, it's your obsession with homogeneity that I find most troubling. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
607 Try a different setting. You keep chopping off your words. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
608 That's better. For a while, I didn't think you had a pulse. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
609 I was picturing more of a whirlwind romance. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
610 Sorry, I thought you said your mother's name was Brenda. 1.3972 0.05859 141 102 22 17
611 Disappointed? A bit. Your profile said you were a Hamilton Beach. 1.3971 0.05550 136 94 30 12
612 Honey, I'm seeing another kitchen appliance. 1.3968 0.06077 126 90 22 14
613 You need to unplug. 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
614 How are are you related to Edward Scissorhands exactly? 1.3963 0.04940 164 112 39 13
615 This pot is SO much stronger than when I was in college! 1.3962 0.05355 159 113 29 17
616 I've never know anyone who chews their food 3,200 times before swallowing. 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
617 And this particular superpower is useful how? 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
618 I think I've changed my mind about a first kiss 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
619 Actually, you blend right in 1.3958 0.05680 144 103 25 16
620 You might try simply chewing. 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
621 While you're processing that, I'll take the opportunity to visit the ladies'. 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
622 Don't be silly. You blend right in. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
623 No, Richard. You’re the one sending mixed messages. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
624 Give me a minute to process that thought. 1.3952 0.04876 167 114 40 13
625 Unlike you, I've never been much of a mixer. 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
626 Please don't chew with your lid unlocked. 1.3947 0.05375 152 107 30 15
627 It feels like our lives are moving at different speeds. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
628 Ironically, Lucy found it hard to process 1.3946 0.05756 147 107 22 18
629 Wow, you're a real smoothie. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
630 No judgement. It's just that in your profile photo, you had a head. 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
631 What serious thoughts are whirling around that powerful little brain of yours? 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
632 Dear, I believe your liquid diet has finally gone to your head! 1.3944 0.05738 142 102 24 16
633 It's just that I'd had something quite different in mind when you said you came from a blended family... 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
634 Pulse or no pulse, it’s time to pull the cord. 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
635 You had me at margarita. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
636 Oh please, let's not mince words again tonight. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
637 I know the feeling, I work in the Trump administration. 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
638 I'll admit, when you profile said "mixed" I thought it meant biracial. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
639 I'm sorry; I just don't need another small appliance in my life. 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
640 Really, Gerald! Must you set yourself to ‘frappe’ while I’m speaking? 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
641 I thought you were kidding when you said you come from a blended family. 1.3926 0.05181 163 115 32 16
642 But Charlie, I'm looking for pure love, not puree love. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
643 I think I misunderstood what they meant by social mixer. 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
644 I get that you need to process. 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
645 I suppose cutlery is out of the question? 1.3924 0.04822 158 106 42 10
646 Are you going to shake your head at me all night? 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
647 In your Tinder photo you looked more like a coffee pot. 1.3922 0.05426 153 109 28 16
648 Give me a minute to process what you said. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
649 To think we first met at a high school mixer. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
650 I swear it's like your head is somewhere else... 1.3919 0.05393 148 104 30 14
651 I don't care Fred, you still need to use a knife and fork when we are out. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
652 To be honest, if I wanted another small appliance I would just look in my bedside table. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
653 We'll always have Margaritaville. 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
654 For a first date this is going pretty smoothly. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
655 I’m afraid there’s some mix up here. 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
656 I misunderstood your online profile when it said you come from a blended family. 1.3913 0.05947 138 101 20 17
657 ``I still think dentures would've been better.'' 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
658 Let me bring you up to speed... 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
659 you're still processing that e-mail from my mother, aren't you? 1.3910 0.05029 156 107 37 12
660 Why must you find everything I say so hard to swallow? 1.3910 0.05830 133 95 24 14
661 Sorry, I just can't get past your other attachments. 1.3910 0.05425 133 91 32 10
662 I don’t think that’s what they meant by BYOB! 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
663 Was it difficult growing up in a blended family? 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
664 I thought your bio said 'blended family', not 'blender family'. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
665 I must say, I had a whole different picture in mind when I accepted the invite to a mixer. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
666 I didn't recognize you at first. In your profile picture you looked more like a coffee maker. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
667 But you never want to mix things up in the bedroom... 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
668 Don’t worry. You’ll blend right in. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
669 You are a really smoothie, aren’t you? 1.3901 0.05762 141 102 23 16
670 This isn't exactly what I thought you meant when you told me you blend in anywhere 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
671 I'm open to blended family, but keep a lid on it for now. 1.3899 0.04798 159 107 42 10
672 It's not you, Jim. It's my kitchen decor. 1.3898 0.06373 118 86 18 14
673 I didn’t catch that...you’re slurring. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
674 Can't wait for you to meet my brother Edward. Just don't shake his hand. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
675 I just wish you could unplug sometimes. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
676 Don't mince words with me. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
677 I think I'm in love. You said your mind was literally in a whirl...that's the first correct use of 'literally' I've ever heard. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
678 I liked you better when you were a toaster. 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
679 I've been having mixed feelings too. 1.3893 0.04922 149 100 40 9
680 No, I think you're the one who's mixed up. 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
681 Honey, you’re grating - please try to blend. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
682 They said you were smooth. I just thought... 1.3885 0.04921 157 107 39 11
683 Ah now I get what “High speed blender dating” is. 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
684 My last boyfriend was a toaster, so this is totally normal. 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
685 Oh, none for me, Linda. Daiquiris go straight to my head 1.3879 0.05056 165 116 34 15
686 I’m afraid I misunderstood your Tinder job profile thinking that “Food Processor “ meant you are a chef. 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
687 I'm seeing someone with less attachment issues. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
688 I don't know what spinning around in that head of yours but I don't see great consistency. 1.3878 0.05058 147 100 37 10
689 I feel like you’re giving me mixed signals. 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
690 That's not what I meant when I said "Let's give this thing a whirl." 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
691 So what do you do when you're not making Margaritas? 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
692 Honey, I think your margarita is done. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
693 What I wouldn't give to know what goes on in that mixed-up head of yours. 1.3873 0.05551 142 101 27 14
694 I suppose in your profession you must be ‘on’ all the time? 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
695 You seem a little mixed up. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
696 I still think that a good pair of false teeth would work just as well. 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
697 Please tell me how you feel, and don't mince your words! 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
698 Honey, you can't just switch to "agitate" every time I mention the White House. 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
699 I feel as if you’re giving me mixed messages. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
700 I'm not sure my kids would be comfortable living in a blended family. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
701 You don’t look like your photo on Tinder either. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
702 I'm leaving you for a man with a better warranty, Carl. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
703 You're sending mix signals 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
704 Here, let me get you up to speed. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
705 Must you always hum when you eat 1.3856 0.04918 153 104 39 10
706 For this one night, can't I get you to unplug? 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
707 Is it that hard to just turn that thing off when I’m talking to you? 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
708 Am I going on too long? I swear sometimes I have no off switch. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
709 I AM trying to blend in, Janice! 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
710 We’re in public, keep a lid on it! 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
711 At this point in my life I'm just looking for a man with a PULSE. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
712 Really, George, I can just ask the waiter for a smoothie. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
713 This was not exactly what I had in mind when I said you needed to blend in. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
714 Honey, you forgot your tie. 1.3846 0.04965 169 119 35 15
715 So that's why you asked the waiter for an extension cord. 1.3846 0.05105 169 121 31 17
716 When my friends recommended a mixer, this wasn't quite what I was expecting... 1.3846 0.04955 143 96 39 8
717 In your Tinder photo you looked like a Vitamix. 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
718 What are your gender pronouns? 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
719 Well, at least you've got a pulse. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
720 For once would you stop mincing words and tell me how you feel? 1.3846 0.06020 130 95 20 15
721 YOU ALWAYS PUT A DIFFERENT SPIN ON EVERYTHING I SAY. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
722 I imagined something different when you said you were from a blended family. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
723 The invitation said a date AT a mixer. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
724 I'm bisexual so I'm on both Grindr and Pulse. 1.3837 0.05237 172 126 26 20
725 Please don't mince your words with me! 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
726 When you said you were a mixer, I thought you were just a really social, uh, human. 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
727 What the hell did you put in those brownies, Travis? 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
728 My...aren't you quite the smoothie? 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
729 Ok, you got me. What's green and goes 170 miles an hour? 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
730 It's impossible to talk to you. You're always on. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
731 You know, in my twenties I don't think I'd even have considered dating a blender. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
732 Still trying to process Mr. Mueller's report, dear? 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
733 Have you always been this mixed up? 1.3831 0.05308 154 110 29 15
734 You're not the only one with mixed emotions, you know. 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
735 I know which buttons to push to turn you on. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
736 I'm sorry. I've fallen in love with the Instant Pot. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
737 I take it you're still on a liquid diet? 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
738 I'm sorry I said my daily grind is worse than yours. 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
739 How long have you had the tinnitus? 1.3826 0.05353 149 106 29 14
740 Honestly, Jill left out a few key details when telling me she was setting me up with Hamilton Beach. 1.3826 0.05602 149 109 23 17
741 This really isn't the type of attachment I was looking for. 1.3822 0.05462 157 115 24 18
742 It's not you. It's me who's all mixed up. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
743 My friends warned me you were a smoothie operator. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
744 When you said you had mixed emotions, I really had no idea. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
745 I thought Mr. Smoothie was just a name you used on match.com. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
746 I get it - breaking up's hard. It takes time to process. 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
747 I'll date almost anything with a pulse button. 1.3816 0.05021 152 105 36 11
748 When your post said you were a real smoothie..... 1.3816 0.04754 152 102 42 8
749 Do you have any other small kitchen appliances I should know about? 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
750 I've never dated a mover and shaker before. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
751 Well, aren't you the smoothie! 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
752 You need to take that down to about frappe' mister. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
753 So how long have you worked in Washington? 1.3810 0.05656 147 108 22 17
754 Every time I bring up marriage, you switch to "Puree." 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
755 I don’t want you blowing your top at another fancy restaurant. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
756 Does every meal have to be a production? 1.3804 0.04703 163 111 42 10
757 Arnold, you're mixing up everything I say. 1.3804 0.05164 163 117 30 16
758 I hate going to these mixers. How about you? 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
759 Well, I have mixed feelings about you, too! 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
760 My ex had a 5 speed motor and a stay-put lid. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
761 They said the first date was a mixer, but I didn’t expect this. 1.3803 0.05805 142 105 20 17
762 Really, it's not you. It's that unbearable noise. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
763 I've been looking for someone with a pulse. 1.3797 0.05205 158 113 30 15
764 Maybe I don’t need to say this, but I don’t kiss on the first date. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
765 Tell me more about your job as a floor model. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
766 You're spinning everything I say. 1.3795 0.04799 166 115 39 12
767 I thought when I connected with you I was on Tinder, not Grindr. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
768 I think I know what's been triggering your migraines. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
769 I really like you Roger, but I feel like you're sending mixed messages. 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
770 I’ve moved on, but I do miss the daiquiris. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
771 I sense you may be finding our breakup talk hard to process. 1.3789 0.05283 161 117 27 17
772 ‘´Do I turn you on?’ 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
773 So you grew up in a blended family? 1.3788 0.05942 132 97 20 15
774 It started with a root canal... 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
775 I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for a Veg-O-Matic. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
776 I've asked you before not to purée in public. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
777 So, when exactly did you realize you were Transblender? 1.3786 0.05687 140 102 23 15
778 It's ok as long as you don't eat with your lid open. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
779 Will you please keep a lid on it? 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
780 There you go, twisting my words again. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
781 I thought Ingrid said you were Mr. Smooth, not Mr. Smoothie. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
782 Can’t we just spend one evening unplugged? 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
783 We should take our relationship to the next level; chop/dice. 1.3776 0.04739 143 95 42 6
784 Blendr is the first dating app I've used. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
785 Don't worry darling, nobody has noticed at all. In fact, you're blending in very well. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
786 Just HOW did we meet again? Was it Tumblr, Grindr or Blendr? 1.3776 0.05770 143 106 20 17
787 Why didn't you just get implants? 1.3776 0.05938 143 108 16 19
788 There seems to be some kind of mix up. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
789 You know, your bio on the dating site WAS misleading. I thought you just meant you mixed well with people. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
790 I don't really know what I expected from a dating app called 'Blendr' 1.3775 0.04859 151 103 39 9
791 Please just this once try the knife and fork, people are staring! 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
792 I have to say, you don't look much like your profile picture. 1.3770 0.06085 122 89 20 13
793 Fred, what are you Waring? 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
794 Wait slow down, give me a second. I need to process all of this. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
795 Honey, it doesn’t matter what we wear. The reality is, we will never blend in. 1.3768 0.05745 138 101 22 15
796 You know you could just try taking smaller forkfuls. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
797 Yes it's very flattering, but are you sure it's me that's made your head spin? 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
798 What are your thoughts on blended families? 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
799 I've dated an egghead and a meathead but this is a first. 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
800 You really are a smoothy. 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
801 You never hear a word I say. 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
802 I can see what you are thinking and it's not pretty. 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
803 My mother warned me of getting into another mixed up relationship. 1.3765 0.04642 170 117 42 11
804 Oh, you vibrate. Well, that’s a plus. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
805 I was afraid you'd be a toaster 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
806 In my profile I did mention I like a guy who helps in the kitchen. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
807 Oh, Hamilton, I can't marry you. I don't want a blended family. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
808 Looks like you’ve spoken to your mother today. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
809 When you told me you were a mover and a shaker, I didn’t realize you were an actual mixer. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
810 I was worried you wouldn't look like your profile picture. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
811 «I have a much harder time processing my emotions». 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
812 It's more intimate when you're on low. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
813 I think we need to put our relationship on pulse. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
814 Actually, I prefer men either shaken or stirred. 1.3757 0.04929 189 139 29 21
815 sorry we couldn't get the booth, i need a 220 volt outlet 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
816 You could just ask the waiter for a knife and fork. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
817 You're so much better than the last guy I dated - always eating with his lid open. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
818 It's not that 1200 watts of puree power isn't impressive...you just seemed taller in your photo. 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
819 No, you don't have anything on your face. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
820 Stop pushing my buttons! 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
821 I need to know where I stand, and please, don’t mince words. 1.3743 0.05047 171 124 30 17
822 I'm not sure you're in any position to lecture me about using an old profile picture 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
823 I think it's cute the way you mix your metaphors. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
824 You know I can't understand you when you pulse. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
825 So it’s osterperosis? 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
826 So... how was therapy? 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
827 For the last time, yes, I thought ‘turn-ons include my power switch’ was a joke. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
828 I'm just afraid that if we go too fast things will get messy. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
829 Honestly. Sometimes I think you don't have a pulse. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
830 We'll always have the daiquiris, John. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
831 Did I push a wrong button again? 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
832 I find you extremely sexy when you are on Pulse mode. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
833 This isn’t what I meant when I asked you to blend in more. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
834 Every time I start a sentence with “I think,” you hit the pulse button. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
835 I just think we're running at different speeds. 1.3731 0.05672 134 97 24 13
836 So what’s it like coming from a blended family? 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
837 Fred Waring. That'll be easy to remember. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
838 Perhaps we should have tried a different setting. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
839 My mother is a Vitamix and my father is a Hamilton Beach, so I come from a blended family. 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
840 Can’t you just chew your food like the rest of us? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
841 Yes, I like pina coladas, 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
842 I'm sorry. This isn't my speed. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
843 Well I don't think you're a tool. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
844 I can’t help thinking that you are having mixed feelings about this relationship. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
845 Sue said she met you at a mixer... she could've mentioned... 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
846 Relax. You blend in. 1.3723 0.04460 188 131 44 13
847 I sense you have mixed feelings for me? 1.3723 0.04749 137 91 41 5
848 I feel like you never really hear me. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
849 How much longer on that milkshake? 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
850 Is this your idea of blending in? 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
851 I pour my heart out to you and all you can hear is your own spin on it. 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
852 How do I know that your intentions are purée? 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
853 I hate it when you give me mixed messages. 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
854 When you said you were a part of a blender family, I assumed it was a typo. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
855 Is it really necessary to chew each bite 5,400 times? 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
856 Don’t you dare mince words with me! 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
857 So how long have you been on a liquid diet? 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
858 So you're saying that with just four easy payments, a long-term relationship can be mine? 1.3716 0.05276 148 106 29 13
859 You take everything I say and mix it up! 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
860 Why can't you chew your food like everybody else? 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
861 Be honest, don't mince words with me! 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
862 Yes, I'm aware your profile described you as a shaker and a mover... 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
863 You don't have to process. Just agree 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
864 Oh stop it. You’re mixing apples and oranges again. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
865 I think this would be a more fruitful conversation if you took yourself off “puree”. 1.3709 0.05529 151 112 22 17
866 When your profile said you like to mix things up, I had something else in mind. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
867 It's a simple yes or no question. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
868 Hey Oster Boy. Eyes are up HERE 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
869 I knew this would make your head spin. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
870 I warned you not to let that liquid diet go to your head. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
871 You haven't touched anything but your banana and a little yogurt. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
872 I'm getting mixed signals here... 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
873 You're lucky, I have to chew. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
874 I’m finding this hard to process. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
875 Why can't you just chew like everyone else. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
876 Could you at least try to blend in? 1.3706 0.04924 170 122 33 15
877 Couldn't you just cut your food with a fork and knife? 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
878 Could you please unplug for a second? 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
879 And here I thought Blender was just another dating app. 1.3704 0.05098 162 117 30 15
880 I didn't intend to push your buttons. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
881 I hope you don't expect a kiss. 1.3701 0.05447 154 114 23 17
882 Diane said you were a smoothie. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
883 I don't know why I went on this date. Brenda said you were a tool. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
884 Are you dishwasher safe? 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
885 You keep mixing metaphors 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
886 I have to admit, when I read “ninja” on your profile I was really picturing something else. 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
887 You're the only one who doesn't push my buttons. 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
888 Sorry...it takes me a while to process some things. 1.3697 0.04804 165 116 37 12
889 Please, Dudley, when we mix with the other guests, try to blend in. 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
890 Can you just set it to low until we get home. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
891 I thought you said you don’t mince words. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
892 Frankly, I'm shaken--not stirred. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
893 Stop playing with your food. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
894 Don’t mince words, Charlie, tell me how you really feel. 1.3694 0.05291 157 115 26 16
895 You always are giving me mixed messages! 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
896 Maybe you're trying too hard to blend in. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
897 But everything ELSE is completely normal, right? 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
898 It doesn't take much to turn you on. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
899 You've giving me mixed signals all night 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
900 Geez, you look like I feel. 1.3687 0.05217 160 117 27 16
901 I thought you said you had been on a bender. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
902 It's just that you looked taller in your profile picture 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
903 You made more sense on liquefy. 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
904 Don't talk with your mouth full, dear. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
905 Just keep quiet and try to blend in. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
906 Oh. I'm SO sorry. I'm looking for more of a mixer than a blender. 1.3681 0.05146 163 119 28 16
907 I'm sensing you have mixed feelings about this. 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
908 As a college D.J., I went by 'MixMaster.' 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
909 All I said was maybe we should go visit my mother. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
910 God, I should never have signed up on Grindr. 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
911 When you told me you were transitioning I never expected this. 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
912 Slow down Harold. I hate it when you try to mix business with pleasure. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
913 So I said to my friend Emily, yes I’d love to go to a mixer. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
914 My first husband was a terrible mixer. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
915 Wouldn't it be easier just to chew your food? 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
916 I mean, it literally makes my head spin. Literally. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
917 The toaster oven didn't behave like this when I took him out. 1.3673 0.05552 147 109 22 16
918 Dear, if you'd just get your damn teeth fixed, you wouldn't have to turn every dinner into a smoothie... 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
919 I thought you knew when you said "What, are you Waring?" 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
920 I thought blend date was just a typo... 1.3672 0.04911 177 129 31 17
921 I said I am in favor of world peace, not whirled peas 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
922 No, I don't like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
923 Can't you see I'm trying to process? 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
924 Blender/Tinder...Darn you, auto-correct! 1.3669 0.05079 169 124 28 17
925 Don’t try to understand, darling, I can see I’m making your head spin. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
926 Your profile said you were a Vitamix. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
927 I didn’t say purée; I said let us pray. 1.3665 0.05038 161 116 31 14
928 You're quiet tonight. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
929 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
930 We should have sat at the countertop. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
931 So, are you free tomorrow for drinks? 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
932 Yes, EVERYONE hears the buzzing in your head. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
933 When you said online that you blend well with others, this is not quite what I expected. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
934 Can you take it down to a pulse Jeremy, people are staring 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
935 You seem increasingly mixed up. 1.3657 0.04917 134 91 37 6
936 Pretty sure it was a juicer in your profile pic. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
937 Don't twist my words, George. 1.3655 0.05606 145 108 21 16
938 This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the singles mixer. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
939 That's really loud. Can you set it back to "mumble"? 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
940 Do you like piña coladas? 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
941 This isn't going to work. I can't take any more of your mixed messages." 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
942 Dammit John, you know Margaritas go straight to your head. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
943 Just this once - for me - could you just chew the meal? 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
944 You can’t smoothie-talk yourself out of this one, mister. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
945 Does that work in bed too? 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
946 Of course your pulse is irregular. It’s your best feature. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
947 So, you're in politics? 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
948 Shall I assume your day was worse than mine? 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
949 Dear, please try to eat with your lid closed. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
950 The ad must’ve read, ‘Single Mixers’. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
951 You ARE a smoothie. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
952 You always twist around everything I say 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
953 I suppose this is another one of your metaphors. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
954 I need a man who isn’t restricted to three settings. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
955 Your thoughts are such an interesting blend of ideas and vegetables. 1.3648 0.05080 159 115 30 14
956 From your pictures, I thought you were a newer model. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
957 So, what's your spin on things? 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
958 You're from a blended family? 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
959 Stop grinding your teeth 1.3642 0.05163 162 119 27 16
960 'Would you blend with your lid closed please?' 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
961 Is that a no? 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
962 It's not you, it's me. I'm just all mixed up. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
963 So you say you come from a blended family? 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
964 Just so you know, I don't kiss on the first date. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
965 You don't purée like this when we are at home. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
966 Bob, I'm pregnant. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
967 You know you tend to slur your words. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
968 You know there's a guy in the kitchen who'll do that for you. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
969 Dear, the better choice would have been dentures. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
970 I must have spelled ‘Grindr’ wrong. 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
971 If you're trying to blend in, it's not working. 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
972 Everyone lies a little bit on their dating page 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
973 So you Juice? 1.3631 0.04962 157 112 33 12
974 At least that horrible comb over is a thing of the past. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
975 I’ve tried a few dating apps, but you were my first match on Blendr. 1.3630 0.05817 135 101 19 15
976 You know margaritas make your head spin, dear. 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
977 Would you like me to cut up your food? 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
978 I'm surprised--you don't mince words. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
979 You're trying way too hard to blend in. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
980 Still on a liquid diet, I take it? 1.3622 0.04623 185 133 37 15
981 I'll admit, I had mixed feelings about this second date. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
982 Couldn't you have dressed up with the Vitamix instead of that old Oster for our anniversary dinner, Dear. 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
983 ‘I’ll be honest. Processed food is not my thing.’ 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
984 Is this your first time speed dating? 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
985 No, you look better with your hat on. 1.3618 0.05407 152 113 23 16
986 When your profile said you had mush for brains I thought you were just being cute. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
987 Just how long do you plan to stick to this liquid diet? 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
988 Your profile mentioned your last relationship didn't go smoothly... 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
989 Have you checked your pulse lately? 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
990 I told the waiter you didn't need a knife 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
991 Oh! I think you have something in your teeth. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
992 Stop going around and around. Just out with it! 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
993 I think our relationship is ready for the next level. Is that puree? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
994 To be honest, I’m not used to this kind of speed dating. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
995 My girlfriends were right...you are a smoothie. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
996 The current administration makes my head spin too. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
997 And I understand you met the donor's family at Williams Sonoma? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
998 I believe this juicing diet has gone to your head. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
999 Next time tip the bartender” 1.3605 0.05624 147 111 19 17
1000 Do you think the kids would be open to a blended family? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1001 Now I get how that man mistook his wife for a hat. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1002 I'll be honest. It's because of the way you kiss. 1.3602 0.05104 161 118 28 15
1003 I know. I know. Your goal this year is to get a head. 1.3600 0.05375 150 111 24 15
1004 Perhaps I'm expecting too much from a smart appliance. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1005 Your Blendr profile said you could crush ice, but I thought you just played hockey. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1006 Don't talk with your container full! 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
1007 I understand. I grew up in a blended family, too. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1008 You looked like a sippy cup in your profile picture. 1.3598 0.05324 164 124 21 19
1009 And that's when Karen decided to deactivate all her dating apps, including BLNDR. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1010 I just can't do this any more. The way you operate, I can never tell exactly what's inside your head. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1011 Should I assume you're having mixed feelings? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1012 I still think the Instant Pot would have been a trendier choice. 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
1013 Could you dial it down a notch? 1.3595 0.04873 153 108 35 10
1014 So you’re having mixed feelings? 1.3595 0.05214 153 112 27 14
1015 Don’t be embarrassed. I come from a blended family too. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
1016 I fail to see how "variable speeds" can be your answer for literally every problem. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1017 You looked more like a food processor in you profile picture. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1018 I feel like I'm getting mixed signals. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
1019 I have to be honest. You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1020 Mine, too. But figuratively. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1021 Slow down. I can't understand a word you're saying. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1022 I understand, I’m from a blended family too. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1023 I just got out of a useless warranty, but I don't want to be single forever. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
1024 Okay, now you're giving me mixed messages. 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
1025 Oh, don't worry about the party. You'll blend right in. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1026 Having mixed feelings? 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1027 Okay, you clearly need some time to process that don’t you darling? 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1028 I thought I would be attending a mixer, not attending with one. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1029 Oh Dear, I can always tell something's wrong when you puree. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1030 I miss the quiet of your Darth Vader period. 1.3588 0.05045 170 126 27 17
1031 Oh Gilbert, when you kiss me I just turn to mush. 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
1032 Did I say something to agitate you. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1033 Today was a blur. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1034 Turn it off, Fred, that’s not what liquidate means. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1035 It's difficult to talk to you when you puree. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
1036 And yet this is still the best Tinder date I've had this year. 1.3585 0.05148 159 117 27 15
1037 Sorry, but my soulmate will have more than twelve speeds and six designer colors. 1.3585 0.05148 159 117 27 15
1038 Give me a second. I'm still processing that thought. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
1039 I don't know if we'll hit it off, but I'm willing to give it a whirl. 1.3585 0.04661 159 111 39 9
1040 Well, you’re quite the smoothie, aren’t you? 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1041 I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that ringing in your ears isn't tinnitus. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
1042 I think this whole liquid diet thing has gone to your head ! 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
1043 So, you think you're some kind of smoothie, eh? 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
1044 Maybe we should have sat at the bar. 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
1045 You could've just sent it back to the kitchen. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1046 I feel like this should have been mentioned on your Tinder profile 1.3580 0.05226 162 121 24 17
1047 Honey, you’re all mixed up. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1048 When you said you were from a blended family, I pictured something else. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1049 I suppose it does all go to the same place... 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1050 I'm sorry, darling, I didn't mean to push your buttons. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1051 Is this your first Meet and Mix? 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1052 What I have planned for you after dinner will make _your_ head spin! 1.3571 0.04646 168 119 38 11
1053 So, your profile says you blend well with others. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1054 It's so refreshing to finally meet someone who actually looks like their dating profile picture! 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1055 Sorry if I seem distracted. My head's going a mile a minute. 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1056 When your profile said you were a good blender, I thought that meant we would get along! 1.3571 0.04972 126 86 35 5
1057 Are you always this turned on? 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1058 For heaven's sake, Brian, it's our anniversary. Could you please stop pulverizing for five minutes and have a conversation with me? 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1059 I think the meal would be more enjoyable at a slower speed. 1.3563 0.04608 174 124 38 12
1060 I know your profile said you like to mix it up. I didn't know you meant literally 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1061 So Linda told me you work in a kitchen... 1.3562 0.04551 160 111 41 8
1062 I'm not going out with you anymore if you insist on mincing my words. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1063 Well, for starters, you’re nothing like your picture. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1064 I just don't see the difference between pulse and chop 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1065 You never hear anything but your own spin. 1.3559 0.04623 177 127 37 13
1066 Dentures would have been so much simpler. 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1067 So, what's shakin'? 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1068 I really wish you opted for the feeding tube. 1.3557 0.05393 149 111 23 15
1069 This isn't the type of mixer I was expecting. 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1070 Brenda warned me that you were a real smoothie, but... 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1071 I SAID, OBVIOUSLY I’M STILL PROCESSING! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1072 My friends warned me you were a smooth talker! 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1073 I just can't talk to you when you're set on puree. 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1074 Do you have to carry the weight of the whirled on your shoulders? 1.3553 0.05555 152 116 18 18
1075 ‘Right...and I suppose you come with lifetime warranty as well?’ 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1076 Blender? I thought I was on Tinder. 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
1077 I only have two speeds: infatuation and undying love. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1078 I'm so tired of your circular reasoning. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1079 Based on your online dating profile, I was expecting a gourmet food processor. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1080 I love the way you blend right in whenever we go out. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1081 So, how long have you been doing speed dating? 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1082 I could have sworn that you were a newer model in your profile picture. 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
1083 I'll give you this: you're a smooth talker. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
1084 It's just not the setting I was expecting. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
1085 Harold, I think you're taking this 'liquid diet' thing too far. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1086 I'm looking for someone whose head is screwed on tight—but not too tight. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1087 How do I know you're not just some smoothie? 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1088 You're moving way too fast, Mister." 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1089 I said "dress to blend in - you're so literal." 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1090 Sometimes I wonder if you have a pulse. 1.3542 0.05616 144 109 19 16
1091 When I was invited to a 'mixer'. This is not what I expected. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1092 We're having a nice meal for once, Arthur. Try not to cram it in. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1093 Can't you set it to "nibble"? 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1094 I just wish we could have a nice, quiet meal together. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1095 When your profile said you liked "mixing things up," I guess I didn't quite understand... 1.3540 0.04778 161 115 35 11
1096 I worry that you are waring yourself out. 1.3540 0.05169 161 120 25 16
1097 I know the flyer said a "blind date mixer" but this is not what I had in mind. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1098 You know, I'm finding your attitude a little Waring 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
1099 But if your juice cleanse is ending, what happens to... us? 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
1100 Darling, look at you! Do you have to over process everything I say? You're losing face value. 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
1101 I’ve actually never been on a blend date before. 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1102 When you said your head was spinning....well, I just didn’t get it.... 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1103 It's my first time at a mixer. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1104 Worry all you want. What I asked is that you stop whirring. 1.3533 0.05363 150 112 23 15
1105 One drink and my head's spinning 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1106 Everyone's looking. You'd promised we'd blend in... 1.3533 0.04580 167 118 39 10
1107 You're sending mixed messages. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1108 Why does every conversation have to turn into a process session with you? 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1109 I sense you’re having mixed emotions Ted. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
1110 I met someone else at a mixer. 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
1111 Hmmm, she did say that you were a real smoothie... 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
1112 It goes in cycles. One day it’s all grate and grind and the next you’re praying for a pulse. 1.3529 0.04771 153 108 36 9
1113 Liquidation may be your only option now. 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1114 What do you mean you have mixed feelings? 1.3526 0.04763 173 126 33 14
1115 Yes,​ you are different however, this is New York City you will blend right​ in!" 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
1116 You weren’t exaggerating when you said that buying a Vitamix really changed your life. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1117 Well, at least I know you have a pulse. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1118 Unlike you, I only have one speed. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1119 I liked you better on frappe. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1120 So how was it growing up in a blended family? 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
1121 I need someone who has more than just a pulse. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1122 So you're a mover and a shaker? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1123 You say "I'M mixed up in the head"? 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1124 It's no more annoying than regular man sounds. 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
1125 Can’t you at least unplug while we’re out on a date? 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1126 My ex constantly pushed my buttons. 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
1127 I’m sorry Oster, but I’m leaving you for a Vitamix. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
1128 Oh Bob, the margarita accident is in the past, you need to let it go. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1129 Honey, you know I can't understand you when you puree 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
1130 When you said I made your head spin, I thought you meant something else. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1131 My ex was a hand beater. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1132 I'm just having trouble processing all these emotions. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1133 I liked you better as a cockroach. 1.3512 0.05282 168 129 19 20
1134 Interesting. I'm from a blended family, too. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1135 I think you should have gone with the feeding tube, dear. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1136 Is that a Waring you're wearing? 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1137 I presume you don't have a problem with a blended family. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
1138 Why is it that you always twist my words? 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
1139 I'm sorry, but I think it's time to hit the 'pause button' in our relationship. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1140 This is the last time I date off of QVC 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1141 I’m not breaking up with you, Mitch. I just want to put us on Pulse for a while. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1142 How was Margaritaville? 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
1143 I just thought your NAME was Hamilton. I didn't realize you WERE one. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
1144 Well if you ask me, that new shrink is really messing with your head. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1145 I said yes to dinner with a mind bender; not a mindless blender. 1.3503 0.05181 157 117 25 15
1146 It's only until my dentures are ready. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1147 It's changed my life. I haven't seen a gastroenterologist in years! 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
1148 You promised me you weren't going to puree in public. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
1149 Could you just take it off puree and listen to me for a change? 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
1150 Oh, I misunderstood, I thought it said you were a smooth operator. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1151 I’m sorry, but I don’t think a blended family will work. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
1152 You couldn’t tell by looking at me but I really am not comfortable at mixers. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1153 Holly didn't mind, but she would've appreciated knowing Barry was transblender before the date. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1154 So you're from a blended family, then? 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
1155 I'm just afraid our kids will be mixed up. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1156 Maybe you still need to process it? 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1157 Let's face it. You'll never blend in. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1158 You don't really look like the picture on the box 1.3494 0.04670 166 119 36 11
1159 I don't think I'm ready for a mixed marriage. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
1160 You know I can’t understand you when you’re on purée. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1161 What do you mean I make your head spin? 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
1162 Pulse two times if you're as hungry as I am 1.3491 0.04377 169 118 43 8
1163 Oh Honey, your pulse is racing! 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1164 Your Mother was a Waring, and your Father? 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1165 What do you mean I'm always messing with your head? 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1166 Must you play with your food? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1167 But why is it that every time we get close, you emulsify? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1168 So... do you swallow? 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1169 When I asked you to blend in tonight, you didn’t have to take it so literally. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1170 I thought this was a BLIND date. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1171 My friends warned me you were a smoothie." 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1172 Are you breaking up with me? Pulse once for "yes," twice for "no." 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1173 Well, I came from a blended family too but I tried to not let it get to my head! 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1174 I just thought "smoothie operator" in your profile was a typo. 1.3487 0.05384 152 115 21 16
1175 I'm sorry if I made you agitated." 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
1176 So Reggie Matic isn’t your real name? 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1177 Yes, your profile DID say you are a mover and shaker, but . . . 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1178 The dating site was right. You’re certainly practical and transparent. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1179 Why do you always mix up everything I say? 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1180 You're clearly agitated. Let me check your pulse. 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
1181 I can’t help thinking you have mixed feelings about our relationship. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1182 I think we should take things at a low speed. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1183 Gee, you're a real smoothie aren't you. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1184 Give me a minute—I’m trying to process what you’re saying. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1185 I’m sorry, I thought Blendr was just a regular dating app. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1186 First you shred my heart to pieces, and now this? 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1187 You're such a gentleman. My last date chewed with his lid open. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1188 Hey, Mister Smoothie, my eyes are up here. 1.3478 0.05877 138 107 14 17
1189 "Honestly, that head of yours is filled with mush. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
1190 My feelings for you are thoroughly mixed. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1191 Don't chew with your lid open 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
1192 Must you do that while we’re eating? 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1193 Your mother really did tell you to chew your food thirty-two thousand times? 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1194 I should have known you were a smoothie. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
1195 What's next, thought processing? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1196 He answered "blender" to online dating question "gender?". She assumed it was a typo. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1197 I never would have guesed. What was it like growing up in a blended family? 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1198 Try not to blow you lid Tom. I don't want this to get messy. 1.3473 0.05162 167 127 22 18
1199 After five margaritas, I’m amazed you even got here 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
1200 It was either this, or dentures. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1201 I just never imagined you'd be quite like this when they said you were a real smoothie. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1202 I hope this is going smoothly 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
1203 I'm good in the kitchen. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1204 Gesundheit! 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
1205 Well, as you probably guessed, I come from a blended family. 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
1206 I don’t understand you when you slur your words. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1207 Well, at least I don't chew with my mouth open, Cindy. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1208 I just don’t think we blend well. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1209 But what if our first child is a coffee maker? 1.3469 0.05257 147 109 25 13
1210 I want you to open up, but you keep going around in circles. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
1211 Vita, should I ask the waiter to bring you an extension cord.? 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1212 Well, on the plus side, I have excellent digestion. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1213 Is your pulse racing, too? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1214 Really Claude, I’m certain that chewing each mouthful thirty-two times would be sufficient. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1215 I'm getting a mixed message. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1216 When you said you came from a blended family....this is not what I expected. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1217 When will you stop trying to blend in? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1218 You looked different in your profile picture. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1219 Kid, why would a starlet like you want an old juicer like me? 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
1220 So you want a blended family. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1221 Harold, what are you Waring? 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1222 When I read your profile, I assumed you meant to say you were from a "blended" family. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1223 To be honest your profile picture was a bit deceiving. 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1224 I confess I'm shaken-- but not stirred. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1225 I won't mince words. We're over. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1226 I'm glad to see the algorithm matched me with someone who could help in the kitchen! 1.3459 0.03827 185 125 56 4
1227 Please keep your voice down. I'm trying to blend in. 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
1228 When they advertised this dinner as a mixer, I guess I didn’t consider all the possibilities. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1229 Interesting! I’m also from a blended family! 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1230 Dear, try to focus, I understand it is a lot to process. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1231 Spare me the chop, dice and purée treatment and tell me the truth....do I look fat in this outfit? 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1232 Before surgery, I was hideous Nancy. People would stare. All my life I just wanted to blend in. 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1233 Yes, I come from a blended family also. 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
1234 When you say "We are a good Mix", it kind of scares me. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1235 So, Oster, tell me about your family. Where did you say your parents were from? 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
1236 Perhaps you’re trying a little too hard to blend in 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
1237 This explains why you didn't ask for utensils. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1238 You mix up everything I say. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
1239 I guess when my girlfriend warned me that you were a real smoothie, I should have listened a little more carefully. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1240 That would explain the vertigo. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1241 I am not sure speaking blend, mix, purée, and chop makes you multilingual 1.3451 0.05478 142 107 21 14
1242 I can’t understand you when you’re on purée. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1243 Guess how I like my martinis. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1244 Suddenly, I'm craving a Margarita. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
1245 Purée if you must, but no masticating with your lid open 1.3450 0.04930 171 128 27 16
1246 Yes, I think you and I should give it a whirl. 1.3448 0.04586 174 126 36 12
1247 I don’t think I should get mixed up in this. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1248 Can you please not puree with your lid open? 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1249 Yes, Carl...I’ve met someone. He’s an Immersion Blender, Carl. I’m sorry 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1250 Barry, you’re sending me mixed messages again. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1251 No, I don't want to see what's in your pants." 1.3446 0.05399 148 112 21 15
1252 OK, I'm getting the sense that you have mixed feelings about us. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1253 I know your profile said you are a man who likes to "mix it up", but I assumed you were speaking figuratively. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1254 If I'm being honest, you look nothing like your profile picture. 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
1255 "A blend of mixed, crushed, and frapped. How do you expect me to feel?" 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1256 Ralph, you try too hard to blend in. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1257 I don’t care if your last date enjoyed it. I’m not letting you do that. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1258 I thought your profile pic meant you liked to eat healthy. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1259 Dad was a lawnmower and mom was a whisk. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1260 You are always mixing up what I'm trying to say. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1261 Sorry. The last girl I went on a date with really messed with my head. 1.3436 0.05177 163 124 22 17
1262 Harold, I don’t like when you get juiced up. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1263 You get agitated over the silliness things. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1264 What a coincidence. My name is Brenda too!" 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1265 Thank you for not chewing with your lid open. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1266 What do you mean by "mixed feelings"? 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1267 I, too, just want to blend in. But I don't let it go to my head. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
1268 This is the last time on go on a blind date with someone from the Rotary club. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
1269 I prefer stirred. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1270 I guess I have mixed emotions. 1.3427 0.04510 178 129 37 12
1271 Frappe? On a first date? 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1272 Shall we send back our dishes and request the fruit platter and a bucket of ice? 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1273 Sorry babe... you just turn me on." 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1274 This isn’t working out, your head’s just not in the right place. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1275 Is that yes or no? 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1276 When will your new teeth be ready? 1.3425 0.05362 146 110 22 14
1277 I'm afraid you have me mixed up with someone else. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1278 I know we’re at the table but trust me, you don’t want me to take my hat off. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1279 I’ve been getting a lot of mixed messages... 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1280 You think this is cool, you should see my showerhead. 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
1281 When did you first realize you were mixed up? 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
1282 Oh honey, you look great! No one will notice that your tie is a clip-on. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1283 I'm not superficial. You just look very different from your profile picture. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1284 You're going too fast for me. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1285 I thought you said you had a 'blend' of sophistication and humor. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1286 Honestly, I had no idea that this is what you meant when you said we were going to get juiced tonight! 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1287 Don't you think you are taking the liquid diet concept a bit too seriously? 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1288 I thought your profile read head of compliance, but I see now your head of appliance. 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
1289 my friend told me when she arranged this date that you were a good mixer 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1290 You might have better luck on Grindr. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1291 I know your profile said that you were a "real smoothie", but... 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1292 So you're a vegan? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1293 Whirr, whirr is your response to everything. It's like you're not even listening. 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
1294 Dear, it's so much more than a diet. It's a lifestyle. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1295 Don’t turn around, but Insant Pot just walked in. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
1296 The worst part is I lost both my hands in a flossing accident. 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
1297 Would you mind closing your lid when you juice? 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1298 I often have mixed emotions, too. Like now, for example. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1299 They told me you were Mr. Smoothie, but I had no idea! 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1300 Let me push your buttons. 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1301 Your mind seems to be someplace else. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1302 So, when you said I really make your head spin, that's not a good thing? 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1303 My friends said you were a smoothie but this is ridiculous! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1304 I won't settle for just a pulse. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1305 You really are an old smoothie! 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1306 You're such an extremist. New dentures would have been perfectly fine. 1.3403 0.05589 144 111 17 16
1307 You push my buttons too. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1308 Don't worry, you'll blend in" you said. 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
1309 I shouldn't HAVE to ask for a knife and fork Susan. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1310 Take off your lid, for God's sake, Jack...people are starting to stare! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1311 I’m from a blended family, too. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1312 All that just to avoid a straw. 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
1313 You can pulse, you can puree, but can you really listen? 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1314 It said ‘blind’ date not ‘blend’ date. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1315 I think I will have a drink after all. 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
1316 Well your online ad did say you were a great mixer. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1317 I 'm flattered my new sleeveless dress turn's you on 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1318 You know I can't hear you when your on Puree! 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1319 I knew Sir Mix-a-Lot. I rapped with Sir Mix-a-Lot. You sir, are no Sir Mix-a-Lot. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1320 Darling, I think I know the source of your frequent headaches. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
1321 I don't want to be noticed, I just want to blend in. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1322 When you said you were a Ninja, this is not what I expected. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1323 What are you whirring about this time? 1.3391 0.04351 174 124 41 9
1324 Could you chew more softly dear? 1.3391 0.04924 174 132 25 17
1325 You seem to have quite a bit of energy this evening." 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1326 Well just don't let them ostracize you. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1327 I wouldn't date just anyone with a pulse 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1328 Tim, please. Every time I bring up wanting kids, you go straight to frappé. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1329 Well, it would simplify the Wedding registry 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1330 You're such a smoothie 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1331 I can see the ideas whirling in your head. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1332 You know, Harold, there are more subtle ways to tune me out during dinner. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1333 OK, OK, so you're really processing my ideas now." 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
1334 You're Waring me out. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1335 So, do you like to relax on the counter or in the cupboard? 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1336 Your profile said you were "Mr. Smooth," not "Mr. Smoothie." 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1337 I do not appreciate your mixed messages. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1338 Honey, that's not what I meant when I said, "Try to blend in." 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1339 So, are Thursdays always mixer nights? 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
1340 Well then Walter, why don’t YOU explain what’s wrong in our relationship? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1341 In your profile picture you were a vita-mix.... 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1342 Whenever I try to talk about my food issues, people say it's all in my head. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1343 Is it my imagination or are you sending me mixed messages? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1344 Having trouble blending in? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1345 I know, my head is spinning, too. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1346 Look, Karen. It’s over. I don’t mince words. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1347 Can you please chew with your lid closed? 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1348 I get it. I get it. You just want to blend in. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1349 My last boyfriend was an Oster. 1.3377 0.04343 154 107 42 5
1350 Thank you, I'd love a Mojito. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1351 I've met someone, his name is Oster. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1352 You can't even process why I'm breaking up with you! 1.3377 0.05065 154 115 26 13
1353 'I'm leaving you for a Magic Bullet'. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
1354 I get it. You’re a smoothie operator. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
1355 I was looking to stir up the conversation, not puree it. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1356 Can you chew a little more quietly, please? 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1357 Oh honey, I know you are mixed up but just pause for a minute.. 1.3374 0.04283 163 114 43 6
1358 No, I don't find your voice grating at all. 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1359 So . . . what's your crazy? 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
1360 You just seem too mixed up for me. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1361 I don't fool around on the first date. But you're saying if we act now, I get the Salad Spinner AND the Grab-it? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1362 I’m beginning to think you might be a little mixed up. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1363 Honey, can you at least turn it down from 'puree' to 'stir' 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1364 How can you say that I push your buttons? 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1365 If I'm completely honest, I hate seeing you chew your food. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1366 'Don't feel bad. Everyone does it. I used a picture from college on my profile.' 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1367 So - if I let you spend the night will you make me a smoothie in the morning ? 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1368 Do you ever unplug? 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1369 I was expecting a totally different type of mixer. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1370 Is it soup yet? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1371 You looked more like a Vitamix online. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1372 You're mixing your metaphors again, Bob. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1373 You took me too seriously when I said we should shake things up a bit. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
1374 I'm sorry that was a typo. It was 'blind date.' 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1375 So what doesn’t make your head spin? 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1376 What on earth are you Waring? 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1377 You could have worn a tie. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1378 It's starting to sound like you think EVERY meal should be paired with a thick and creamy beverage.... 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1379 I meant a different kind of “blend in”. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1380 You upped your Adderall again, didn’t you? 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1381 You do make an incredible frozen daquiri, Hamilton, but I'm just not comfortable with a blended family. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1382 Just tell me. Stop mincing your words! 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1383 Why do you always try to smooth over everything? 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
1384 No, that’s not what I said. You’re always mixing it up. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1385 I know that your head is spinning, maybe you'll feel better if you eat something. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1386 Are you identify as a trans~blender? 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1387 Are you sure you want a blended family? 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
1388 I thought you were grinding just your teeth. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1389 This isn’t quite what I pictured when Carol said you came from a blended family. 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
1390 I get a little stir crazy too. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1391 That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to mix things up. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1392 My last serious relationship was with Mr. Coffee, but he just didn’t blend in with my friends . 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1393 I had no idea you were from a blended family. 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
1394 Well, Mary did say you made a great daiquiri. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1395 Are you working on the soup or dessert? 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1396 Where I’m from, men chew their steaks. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1397 I guess I didn't know what the dating site meant by 'foodie'. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1398 Normally I won't go on blind dates, but you were so highly reviewed. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1399 I didn't want to tell you like this, but I've been cheating on you with a cappuccino machine. 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
1400 Nonsense! Don't worry about how you look. You blend in very well. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1401 No one can say you don't mince your words . 1.3353 0.04214 167 117 44 6
1402 I thought you were just being clever with your photo when you described yourself as a "smoothie". 1.3353 0.04789 170 127 29 14
1403 Jeez, Howard, you never turn it off! 1.3353 0.04511 173 126 36 11
1404 As long as I don't drop the fork inside, it's quite convenient 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1405 So, what is working at Fox News really like? 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1406 So your Tinder profile mentioned that you're on a juice cleanse? 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1407 Oh, you smoothy you. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1408 Am I chewing too loud? 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1409 You come across as so smooth, Mr. Oster, but inside you're really mixed up. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1410 It was cheaper than dental insurance. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1411 That's not what I meant when I said, "Just try to blend in". 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1412 I told you it would make your head spin. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1413 Why must you always twist everything I say? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1414 I’m feeling a lot of mixed emotions 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1415 Truth time: I really have only 23 settings. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1416 I usually avoid coming to these types of mixers. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1417 If you're not going to use silverware, could you at least set that to low? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1418 I didn't know blending in was so important to you. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1419 James, I thought you'd be stirred, not shaken. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1420 I still can’t believe that I met you at a mixer. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
1421 I get names and faces mixed up sometimes too! 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1422 Why couldn't you have worn that nice Vitamix I got you?" 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1423 What do you mean you're having impuree thoughts? 1.3333 0.05404 147 113 19 15
1424 Okay, when I said 'try to blend in...' 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
1425 Sheila said you were a real smoothie. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1426 Your profile did say you were raised in a blended family, but I wasn’t expecting this. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1427 Are you going to eat that? 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
1428 You're sending me mixed signals. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1429 This isn’t what I expected at a mixer 1.3333 0.04765 171 128 29 14
1430 Do I blend in? 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
1431 Try "Pulse." 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1432 Right. Purée. That's your answer for everything. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1433 Now I really do feel ostracized. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1434 Your ad promised 'a blend of attractive qualities' but perhaps you could have been more specific. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1435 Can we talk about just "unplugging" for a bit? 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1436 No, I don't juice. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1437 I know! It makes my head spin ! 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1438 I'm flattered you ask, but no, I don't think I want to give it a whirl. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
1439 Why are you sending me mixed signals? 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1440 I am leaving you Phil. You were the one that wanted to mix things up so please stop trying to spin this into something else. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1441 We need to talk. Can you slow down to puree for a minute? 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1442 It's funny. I came from a blended family, too. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1443 I knew making a dating profile on Blendr was a bad idea... 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
1444 Common mistake, I get his mail all the time. But I'm Edward Blenderface. 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
1445 You thought I was kidding when I said that seeing food always turns me on. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1446 Could you slow down, dear? This isn't fast food. 1.3313 0.04268 163 115 42 6
1447 This is not what I was expecting when I signed up for the company mixer. 1.3313 0.04927 163 123 26 14
1448 I was hoping you’d try solid food this evening. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
1449 So, your digestion has been better since the transplant? 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
1450 I know you’re supposed to chew your food 32 times before swallowing, but this is ridiculous. 1.3313 0.04850 163 122 28 13
1451 Yes, Nancy did mention you were from a blended family 1.3313 0.04850 163 122 28 13
1452 My late husband was an old smoothie. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1453 I think the dating site misunderstood my desire to blend with someone. 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
1454 I know on your profile you said you blend in well with others but.... 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
1455 You're an idiot. It's on backwards. 1.3312 0.04981 157 118 26 13
1456 I think dental implants would have been more aesthetically pleasing. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1457 This conversation just keeps going in circles! 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1458 I’m getting mixed messages. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1459 You are related to Edward Scissorhands? 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1460 And they said you can’t find love on Grindr. 1.3312 0.04981 157 118 26 13
1461 Are you having mixed feelings about our relationship? 1.3312 0.05297 154 119 19 16
1462 Were you as surprised as I was by your DNA results? 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1463 That’s a stirring story. But you’ve whipped yourself up into purée. 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1464 Good God, I can't wait to get you into bed and set you at puree. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
1465 It was so much easier talking to you when your eyes just glazed over. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1466 I guess your dental plan wouldn't cover the implants. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1467 I know I said in my profile I wanted to mix things up, but I didn't think anyone would take it literally. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1468 So when you shared in your profile that you were a little mixed up you weren't speaking metaphorically? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1469 I sense you're having mixed emotions about our relationship. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1470 I totally thought you meant something else by blended family. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
1471 Where do you get your energy? 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1472 I don't want to get mixed up in this. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1473 It's so embarrassing. I wish you had worn your other jacket. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1474 Most people would have gone with false teeth. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1475 That's funny, I grew up in a blended family too 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1476 A penny for what's going around in that head of yours. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1477 In your profile you looked more like a Vitamix... 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1478 I’m sorry Dorothy, but the Mueller report just makes my head spin. 1.3308 0.05819 133 104 14 15
1479 No, to be frank Frank, you don’t blend in like you think. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1480 Frankly, I preferred your dentures. 1.3298 0.04636 188 143 28 17
1481 I hardly know what to say. My head is spinning. Not like yours though. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1482 I must admit I wasn’t sure what to expect when I got the email about the faculty mixer. 1.3293 0.04686 167 124 31 12
1483 I thought I'd give Tinder a try, but in reality, I'm more of a Grindr kind of guy. 1.3293 0.04977 164 125 24 15
1484 I think it really only makes it harder for you to blend in. 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
1485 I think you're trying too hard to blend in. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1486 So try chewing slowly and savoring for once. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1487 Do you have a pause button? 1.3292 0.04297 161 114 41 6
1488 I thought your profile said 'mixed race,' not 'mixed face.' 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1489 No problem. My ex-husband was part lawnmower." 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1490 I still find your story hard to swallow. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1491 You can take it off now - they've gone. 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1492 Look, I'm not ostracizing you. I just can't get mixed up with you right now. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1493 This is the last time I get a date from Blendr. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1494 I'll grant you this--you're a smoothie. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1495 Any relation, Brian, to Edward Scissorhands? 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1496 I don't think we're a good blend. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1497 Yeah, I have mixed feelings. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1498 I am not sure I am ready for a blended family. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1499 I'm really growing tired of your mixed messages. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
1500 Would you please turn it to vibrate 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1501 I'm getting mixed signals. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1502 I meant to try Grindr, not Mixr. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1503 Maybe you should cut back on watching cable news. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1504 Your Blendr profile was so accurate." 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1505 Stop looking so nervous. Just try to blend in. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
1506 So this is your favorite setting... 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1507 Digestive enzymes would have been an easier solution, Harold. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1508 So, how long have you been on grinder? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1509 Your profile indicated that you were blender neutral and I'm okay with that. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1510 I love how ideas just pour out of you. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1511 You're not blending in, here. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1512 John, I can't take your mixed signals any longer. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
1513 Can you at least try chewing? 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1514 I guess I thought “Blender” was an actual dating site 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1515 Haha yeah, all I’m saying is that if you’ve got a type b electrical outlet under that dress than we might be able to make this work 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1516 Do you remember your setting the night we met? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1517 Well yes, you DO blend right in, but... 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
1518 When I said I wanted to mix things up, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1519 I'm looking for Mr. Right not Mr. Coffee. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1520 So how many speeds do you have? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1521 My last boyfriend was a toaster oven. He was a real hothead. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1522 I’m sorry, did you say “three speeds” or “special needs?” 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1523 So what exactly is the difference between "whip" and "liquefy" 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1524 Why do you always twist my words? 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1525 Still processing your work day? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1526 Is it too soon to ask what our kids will look like? 1.3276 0.04402 174 127 37 10
1527 I want you to know that my intentions are puree. 1.3276 0.04248 174 125 41 8
1528 I'm not the one who's mixed up, dear. 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
1529 You're just an old smoothy, aren't you. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1530 I can never tell what's going round in your head. 1.3270 0.04232 159 112 42 5
1531 Actually, you're starting to grate on me. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1532 Harold, you've taken your need to blend in a little too far. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
1533 Have you tried meditation? 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
1534 Why don't you switch off the smooth talk and give it to me raw. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1535 It looks like you have mixed feelings about me. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1536 I picked this quiet setting so we could talk 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1537 Can't you go anywhere without getting juiced? 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1538 You're just not up to speed, Albert. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1539 But I bought the Cuisinart long before I met you.” 1.3267 0.05393 150 117 17 16
1540 You look shaken. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1541 True, your profile did say you blend in well. 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
1542 Don't get so dramatic... I just want you to chew your food properly. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1543 I'm ready to take this relationship from "chop" to "puree" 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1544 I'm done mixing. I'm leaving you for a slow cooker. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1545 You were wrong. You don't blend in at all. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1546 Pass it to me under the table so that we don't draw attention! 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1547 Can't you just blend in for once? 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1548 You're a smoothie,I'll give you that. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1549 I find that mixing it up on a first date keeps things interesting. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1550 You’re not blending in. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1551 Look , I don't want to mince words or anything else with you. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1552 So, was it rough growing up in a blended family? 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1553 So how did you end up becoming a bartender? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1554 its obvious that you view me with mixed emotions 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1555 Not exactly what I meant, when I said to try and blend in. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1556 I guess I’m one of those gentlemen who prefer blends. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
1557 Well, I interpreted it differently when you said on the dating site that my picture made your head spin. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1558 It’s obvious your mind is somewhere else. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1559 Okay, so your profile did say you were into juicing... 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1560 You plan on getting juiced tonight? 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1561 Frank, I think your winning the Appliance Salesperson of the Year Award has gone to your head. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1562 Don't take this the wrong way, but you look a little different than your profile picture. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1563 So, your mother was the toaster? 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1564 I wish you would try harder to blend in. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1565 So your mother was a dish washer or dishwasher? 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
1566 It must be tough to blend in. 1.3252 0.04596 163 120 33 10
1567 Why yes, I would love a margarita. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1568 What do you mean you did your own circumcision? 1.3248 0.05129 157 121 21 15
1569 I'm afraid I'm just not ready to be in a blended family. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
1570 I can hear what you’re thinking. 1.3248 0.05129 157 121 21 15
1571 You whir saying...? 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
1572 I'm looking for someone who isn't afraid to unplug. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
1573 Really? THAT makes your head spin? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
1574 I'm sorry, you just remind me too much of my mother. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1575 Ok, so you're a little mixed up. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1576 Your profile , touting your ability to blend in, is a bit misleading. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1577 Tom, you old smoothie. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1578 No, I won't take your lid off! 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1579 Would you mind turning that off; I can't understand a word you're saying! 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1580 No, thanks. I prefer to chew and swallow. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1581 On the rocks would have been fine. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1582 Yeah, so I think it's perfect that you put your own spin on everything....really. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1583 Oh, listen to me go on and on. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1584 I hate it when you make noise when you chew. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1585 No, I would not like another margarita 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1586 So, your ad mentioned you like Pina Coladas?” 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1587 I’m just trying to blend in. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1588 I still think implants would have been the better choice. 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
1589 No. I'm not really surprised. I read on your profile that you work as a spin doctor. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1590 I can see you have mixed feelings 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1591 You're quite the smoothie talker. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
1592 No, the constant whirring doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the lying that I can’t stand. 1.3239 0.04746 142 103 32 7
1593 Well, I'm not surprised. They did warn me that you were a real smoothie. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1594 No, it's not me who's mixed up. It's definitely you. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1595 Are you sure you don't need utensils? 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1596 I don’t know that I can ignore the problems of a blended family! 1.3235 0.05411 136 104 20 12
1597 How was the salad? 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1598 Is that REALLY the only way you can eat your vegetables? 1.3235 0.04222 170 122 41 7
1599 I’ve told you before, I can’t understand you on purée. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
1600 I'm getting a mixed message from you. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1601 Honestly, Frank, blending in with the crowd doesn't have to be so difficult. 1.3232 0.04051 164 115 45 4
1602 You look more like a food processor in your photo. 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
1603 This was not what I expected when you called yourself a "Sunbeam" in your profile. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
1604 I can tell your agitated. 1.3230 0.04281 161 115 40 6
1605 I’m nervous to tell my parents we met on Blendr. 1.3230 0.04874 161 122 26 13
1606 Well, at least you don't have to floss. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
1607 I did say I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1608 On second thought, I'd prefer watching you chew with your mouth open. 1.3228 0.04774 158 118 29 11
1609 I can’t get a whirred in edgewise. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1610 Aren’t you tired of the same old grind ? 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1611 You're too mixed up. I'm leaving you for the toaster 1.3228 0.05256 158 124 17 17
1612 I said I wanted to date a smooth operator, not a smoothie operator. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1613 Oh dear, it sounds like you chipped a blade on an olive pit. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1614 So, how long have you been a blender? 1.3226 0.05173 155 120 20 15
1615 Well what did you expect when we met on blndr 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1616 It's the straw, isn't it? 1.3226 0.05091 155 119 22 14
1617 Don't be so upset . . . I didn't say "foreplay"! I said "frappe" . . . 1.3224 0.05164 152 117 21 14
1618 Just eat the burger, Frank. All this juicing is really going to your head. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1619 Darth Vader could breathe and talk at the same time. 1.3221 0.05410 149 117 16 16
1620 I prefer to chew my food. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1621 You look so different from your profile picture. 1.3221 0.05325 149 116 18 15
1622 It’s over. I’m dating an InstaPot 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1623 I've never dated a Ninja before. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1624 I'm sorry there must have been a mix-up. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1625 So you say you’re from a blendered family? 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1626 Why do you always have to stir things up? 1.3218 0.04752 174 133 26 15
1627 You're not as smooth as you think. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1628 Don’t blame the waiter, Jay. You’re the one who mixed up the order. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1629 You ever go to sleep at night and feel like your head is just spinning? 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
1630 I thought you were a different kind of ninja. 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
1631 I'm having mixed feelings about where this is going 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
1632 It's nice that I make your head spin, but then, so does fruit and yogurt 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1633 You really have a knack for putting a spin on everything I say 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1634 It was bad enough when you parsed everything I said, but pureeing is too much. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1635 Why do you have to be "on" all the time? 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1636 This is the problem right here, you keep sending mixed signals. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1637 Mother thinks you spend too much time in the kitchen" 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1638 You really know how to put your own 'spin' on things ! 1.3212 0.04211 165 118 41 6
1639 Well - it's difficult, but I have to tell you: I've been seeing a lot of the InstaPot, and I think I'm falling in love... 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1640 Make up your mind, John. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1641 Ed ‘you are what you eat!!’ Seriously. ..Lay off the processed food ! 1.3212 0.05377 137 105 20 12
1642 You look exactly how I feel. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1643 I've never dated a mixologist before. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1644 No matter what spin you put on it, the answer is still no. 1.3210 0.04435 162 118 36 8
1645 I understand. I come from a blended family too. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
1646 No, my name is Brenda. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1647 If you could have any superpower, what would it be? 1.3209 0.05565 134 104 17 13
1648 I'm sorry, you must have me mixed up with someone else. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1649 Not what I expected at the blind date mixer 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1650 So, do I get the Piña Colada from you or the waiter? 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
1651 I heard you were a mixer, but didn’t realize you blended so well 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1652 Is it that hard to eat your words? 1.3207 0.04430 184 138 33 13
1653 Psst - this may send you haywire but I was anticipating a mixer, not a blender. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1654 I had a completely different idea when you said you came from a blended family. 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
1655 By this time of night, my mind also turns to mush. 1.3200 0.04264 150 106 40 4
1656 Relax, its not a plastic straw. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
1657 Monica was right. You’re a real smoothie. 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
1658 Sorry. Lately I feel very mixed up. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
1659 This is not what I meant by writing that I was interested in a whirlwind romance. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1660 Thank you, I can chew my own food. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
1661 It’s not that I mind how you eat, I just don’t like to watch it. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
1662 You meet the most interesting people on Blendr. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1663 I thought she said she met you at a mixer. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1664 Do you snore? 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1665 I just thought we could mix things up a little tonight 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1666 I like my men shaken, not stirred. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1667 I push your buttons!#/? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1668 Easter. Not Oster. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1669 So you can eat anything as long as it's cut into appropriately sized cubes? 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1670 Have you considered a knife and fork? 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
1671 '"I wish you would try to blend in." 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1672 Let me guess. You can't get your head around it? 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1673 I can see you've got mixed feelings for me 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
1674 Jim, I think you're taking this liquid diet a little too far. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1675 I'm sorry, Andy. You're just too mixed up for me. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1676 I told you not to use the pulse setting in public, Roger. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
1677 Are you telling me you have mixed feelings? 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
1678 I can see you have mixed feelings for me, but maybe you could give it a whirl. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1679 When it comes to small talk, you sure are a smoothie. 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
1680 Can you keep it on low? You're embarrassing me. 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
1681 Well, I WAS warned you were a real smoothie! 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
1682 So you say your parents met at the laundromat? 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
1683 Are you alright, Greg? You seem a bit shaken up. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
1684 I guess I'm just looking for a more solid commitment. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1685 While I appreciate the margarita, I don't think we're a match. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1686 Why can't you just use a straw? 1.3188 0.04482 138 98 36 4
1687 Honey you're embarrassing me, take it down to a puree" 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1688 Well t there's no reason to go straight to liquefy. 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
1689 So that was what you meant when your profile said that you were a "a mover and a shaker." 1.3188 0.04377 160 116 37 7
1690 So where are you on the frappé/purée spectrum? 1.3188 0.04377 160 116 37 7
1691 Stop twisting my words. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
1692 Honestly, I thought you said you were going on a 'bender'. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
1693 I'm having second thoughts about a blended family. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
1694 My old boyfriend would always chew with his lid open. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
1695 Would it offend you if I said that I didn't like smoothies? 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
1696 I love you Don, but do you really think a blended family would work? 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1697 I'm sorry - am I giving you too much information for a first date? 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1698 I'm sorry Charles, but this relationship isn't going to work. I already have a blender. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
1699 Having mixed feelings about our date? 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
1700 I can't talk to you when you're pulsating. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1701 What is that you are Waring? 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
1702 What’s wrong honey? Lately I think your head is somewhere else. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1703 You look different in the Infomercial. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1704 I'm sorry Becky, my feelings are just all mixed up right now. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1705 Why do you mix, puree, or emulsify everything I say? 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1706 You seem a whole lot happier since you cut the cord. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1707 You’re mixed up. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1708 I'm sorry if I seem surprised. I thought my friend told me your ancestors were Shakers. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1709 Conversation with you has become such a grind. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1710 I promise you, you are blending in just fine... 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1711 So, you chose this over a feeding tube? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1712 We have to talk. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1713 I don't know, Jim. Becoming a blended family is a big step, and I'll just have to think about it. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1714 Do you always have to use "Pulse" in public? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1715 I met my first wife at a mixer. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1716 I thought I would be having dinner with the other Wolf Blitzer. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
1717 When I said I wanted to take things to the next level, I didn’t mean frappe. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1718 I didn't think my opinion would make your head spin. 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
1719 Exactly how are you related to Fred Waring? 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
1720 This is moving at too variable a speed for me. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1721 Was the surgery painful? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1722 This date is making my head spin too. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1723 I didn't know you had mixed feelings about us! 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1724 Honestly, you're Waring me out . . . . 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1725 Maybe you should go back to your dentures. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
1726 How could I turn you down? You’re such a smoothie. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1727 Just makes your head spin, doesn't it? 1.3172 0.04453 145 104 36 5
1728 I just like to make my own Margaritas, that's all. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1729 This is not the kind of mixer I had in mind. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1730 It may not be the most attractive solution but it's a lot cheaper than implants and it seems to be improving my sleep apnea as well. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1731 You seem a little shaken up. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1732 I just wish I could unplug more often. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1733 I've grown accustomed to your face, but that constant whirring noise is still a relationship breaker for me. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1734 Well,okay,your profile did say you were quite the smoothie. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
1735 So, what keeps you going? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1736 So...you are still juicing, I see. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1737 Well when you said reconstructive surgery I.... 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1738 I must have misread your profile. I thought you were from a “blended” family. 1.3168 0.04939 161 124 23 14
1739 The very idea! It just makes your head spin, doesn't it? 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1740 You did say you wanted a man who could make margaritas. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1741 Maybe we should ask for the head waiter? 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1742 I’m don’t blend well, but I am a good mixer. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
1743 Usually they frown upon bringing in outside beverages. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
1744 You seem to be mixing your metaphors... 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
1745 You should have opted for gastric bypass surgery instead. 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
1746 ...it's just I swore your profile said you were from a "mixed" family. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1747 Why are you surprised? My dating profile clearly said my heritage was mixed. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
1748 Just how mixed up are your feelings about me? 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1749 This guy has one setting. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1750 Chew with your mouth closed, Jerry" 1.3161 0.05076 155 120 21 14
1751 Honestly...everyone is staring! Put it on the 'low' setting...and don't get ice in your drinks from now on! 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
1752 So what was it like growing up in blended family? 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
1753 Honey you look shaken. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
1754 I guess you never made a fuss when your peas touched your potatoes. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
1755 Are you still suffering from those dizzy spells? 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1756 You weren't kidding when you wrote "mush for brains" on your dating profile 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1757 I'm sorry, I just don't think you have your head screwed on straight. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1758 It's not going to work out. You're always mixing things up. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1759 I didn’t think you’d be so shaken, it was just a fling. 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
1760 Nod if I should push the Heimlich button. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
1761 So this is what you meant when you said you came from a blended family 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1762 I'm sorry Steve, ever since my doctor said no more frozen margaritas, I no longer find you attractive. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1763 But why don't you just order soup?? 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
1764 Don't worry, I get more interesting once I add a little alcohol. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1765 I can’t get Margaritaville out of my head. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1766 Where does it come out? 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
1767 I'm not so sure it's an improvement over your dentures. 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
1768 You seem so mixed up 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1769 The last few days were magical, but I’m not ready for a blended family 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1770 I shouldn’t say this but you remind me of my ex. You might have heard of him, Mr. Coffee. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1771 You are mixed up. Aren't you? 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1772 Blender? I hardly know her. 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
1773 This isn't working out for me. Talking to you makes my head spin. 1.3154 0.05572 130 101 17 12
1774 It certainly was cheaper than the dental work. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1775 It's a five star restaurant for heaven's sake, choose blend, not liquify! 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1776 I wanted to blend in. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1777 Believe me, this is better than dentures. 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1778 How did you get so mixed up? 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
1779 When I asked you to blend in, this is not what I had in mind” 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
1780 I feel my life is spinning out of control 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1781 You really aren't like the other guys. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
1782 Sometimes, I just don’t know what you’re thinking 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
1783 Your three wishes could have used spellcheck. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
1784 Whatever is going on inside that head of yours is all mixed up 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1785 I'm sorry, I'm just looking for more of an immersion blender kind of guy. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
1786 Turn it off now, you're blending in just fine. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1787 You’ve been on Agitate mode ever since I ordered my Margarita on the rocks 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1788 I hate these social mixers. 1.3147 0.05291 143 111 19 13
1789 You're not what I expected from a Grindr date. 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
1790 I see you have MIXED feelings about me" 1.3145 0.05767 124 97 15 12
1791 You and your damn liquid diet. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
1792 Sorry, I just get so spun up when people push my buttons. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
1793 And why should I believe you're not like the other smoothies I've dated? 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
1794 I’m not a fan of mixers 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1795 I said I was sorry I ordered the milkshake; can't you drop it? 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1796 I feel that our conversations just go around and around. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1797 Why can’t you just chew like a normal person? 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1798 Steak a little tough? 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1799 I'm mixed up, too... 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1800 It might have been better if you just had your teeth fixed. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
1801 I prefer men with a juicer. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
1802 No thanks, I'll cut up my own meat. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1803 That's not what I meant when I told you you should blend in 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1804 Blah, blah, blah. You and your mixed feelings. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
1805 You're a little mixed up, aren't you? 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
1806 The margaritas are on me! 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1807 I thought you were kidding when you said you were worried about blending in. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1808 I can see those wheels turning. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
1809 I don't think it was the waiter who mixed up your order. 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
1810 I thought your profile said you were from a ‘blended’ family. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1811 I know a little about blended families myself 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
1812 Can you stop being so "on" all the time? 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1813 I thought you'd be on Grindr 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1814 So, "blenderhead'" isn't a nickname? 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1815 How long have you had mixed feelings about us? 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1816 I see you’re still trying to process my pregnancy news. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1817 I thought we met on Tinder, not Blender. 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
1818 Oh, so you're a Cuisinartist. 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
1819 Im sorry, but your friend left out the blender head part. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1820 So I chew each mouthful a hundred times. I don't appreciate sarcasm. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1821 So, I understand you come from a blended family. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1822 Do you have a smoother setting? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1823 "I just want to know if you love me. How much longer do you need to process? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1824 I can't understand a word you're saying when you're on puree... 1.3129 0.05181 147 114 20 13
1825 Let’s break the ice. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1826 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push all our buttons. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1827 Your profile did say that you could get my juice flowing. 1.3129 0.05181 147 114 20 13
1828 I might understand you better if you stay on the chop setting. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1829 Frankly, I was expecting a little more from the A.I. community. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1830 Honestly, sometimes I can't tell if your shredding or pureeing. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1831 Why on earth would you take 'mush for brains' literally, Fred? 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1832 Your dating app profile said you like to mix things up. 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
1833 You said you had a blended family? 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1834 Can you please chew quietly? 1.3125 0.04952 160 124 22 14
1835 This wasn't the mixer I had in mind. 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
1836 My last appliance was a toaster...... he was a real “hot head”. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
1837 I think you’re processing what I’m saying very well! 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1838 You realize that straw will end up in the ocean. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1839 To be honest l thought your profile said you grew up in a blended family 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1840 Did you consider dental implants? 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1841 I guess that I misunderstood when you said that you enjoy blending in. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
1842 Sorry dear... This whole lifetime guarantee thing isn't working out. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
1843 You're giving me a lot of mixed signals. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1844 It's not you, Lucy, it's me. I just feel so mixed-up inside! 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
1845 I feel great, except for the tinnitus. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
1846 When I asked you to wear something that would blend in, this isn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
1847 You had me at Puree. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
1848 John, I'm sensing that you have mixed feelings. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
1849 I don’t subscribe to traditional gender roles; I’m very comfortable in the kitchen. 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
1850 I was hoping for a quiet dinner 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
1851 I don't know why it's quite such an obsession to blend in everywhere. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
1852 Open the lid, I can't hear you. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
1853 To be fair, we've both been sending mixed signals. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
1854 Please stop whining. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1855 All the girls in the office said you were a bit of a smoothie. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1856 I get that question all the time and, honestly, it's not as much of a problem as you might think. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
1857 I thought I’d meet more people at a mixer. 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
1858 You've let this health drink thing go to your head. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
1859 Why can's you chew like everyone else? 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
1860 Sorry if I'm a little awkward. This is my first Blendr date. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
1861 This is perfect since I can't stand the sound of chewing 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
1862 She ended things after our first kiss. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
1863 Must you go on? 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
1864 Oh, I misunderstood. You said MASTICATOR. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1865 All I said was, “Please don’t talk with your mouth full.” 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1866 Once you're done thinking, can you pour us the drinks? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1867 Well, you also make my head spin ! 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1868 No, I won’t sleep with you - but IF you really are Donald Trump, it would explain a lot of things! 1.3116 0.05423 138 108 17 13
1869 I really wish you'd just get a set of dentures. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1870 I think there's been a bit of a mix up. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1871 I wish you would just take a laxative like everyone else. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
1872 I thought you said you were from a BLENDED family. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
1873 That frozen daquiri went straight to my head. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
1874 It’s my tie, isn’t it? 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
1875 Let's go somewhere louder after this. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
1876 I understand you come from a blended family? 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
1877 Could you not pulse during the entree? 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
1878 Actually, I don’t like pina coladas OR getting caught in the rain. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
1879 Well yes your profile did say you were a mixologist but I thought you meant it as more of a profession." 1.3108 0.04378 148 107 36 5
1880 ...and so after another horrible Tinder date, I thought I'd try Blender. 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
1881 Sorry, I don't swallow on the first date. 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
1882 I have mixed feelings about you. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
1883 Actually, you DON'T blend in. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1884 Burgers for our 10th anniversary? Don’t even try to smooth talk your way out of this one, Max. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1885 Yes Mr. Mixer there is a lot to be said for you. However, I was hoping the dating agency would match me up with Mr. Vibrator. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1886 "I don't kiss on the first date. 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1887 ...so,everyone calls you Mr. Smoothie? 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
1888 Just what did your ad mean by 'blended family'? 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
1889 Uh, no thanks, I really don't think I'm ready to push your "Liquify" button. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1890 You’re soooo mixed up lately! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1891 When you said you just wanted to blend in, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1892 No wonder you have mixed emotions. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1893 Most just chew their food 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1894 Well, I chew each bite 32 thousand times before swallowing. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
1895 I told you not to go to Tijuana for your gastro-bypass surgery. 1.3099 0.05306 142 111 18 13
1896 I like Sir Mix-a-Lot too! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1897 I’m just saying it’s funny that my name is Brenda! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1898 When they said this was a mixer I didn't expect... 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1899 The site of our first date. You old smoothie. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1900 You're mixed up? What about me? 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1901 Do you have to do that in public? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1902 Who turned you on? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1903 When I read that you blend in well, I could not have seen this" 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
1904 Stop trying to blend in 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1905 Don’t be so dramatic George, we can just ask for cutlery! 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1906 Why wouldn't I assume that the text invitation was an autocorrect error for 'blind date' ? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1907 I take it you are from a blended family. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
1908 I identify more as a bread maker. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
1909 Don't worry honey, you're blending right in. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
1910 This was your idea of a quiet setting? 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
1911 Yes, this is my first blend date. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
1912 I understood you to say you were from a 'blended' family! 1.3092 0.04595 152 113 31 8
1913 I want a divorce. I can no longer stomach your machinations. 1.3091 0.04985 165 130 19 16
1914 It's all been such a whirl 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1915 I have to say you use filters very effectiveley on your tinder picture 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1916 I feel like I'm getting mixed messages from you. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1917 For once in your life, Jim, just cut the spin. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
1918 You’re constantly mixing up what I say 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
1919 Honestly Herb, could you please chew more quietly? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
1920 Yeah, watching too much Fox News will do that to you. 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
1921 I misunderstood when you said you had a head for mixed drinks. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
1922 Don't worry. You'll blend in just fine. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
1923 You're too mixed up for me. 1.3086 0.03943 175 126 44 5
1924 So that's why your personal ad said you like to blend in. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1925 So you were raised in a blended family? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1926 Take a sip of water....it might help. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1927 Can't you see you're wasting away in Margaritaville? 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
1928 How do you like this settting? 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
1929 So you stick to processed foods? 1.3082 0.04299 146 105 37 4
1930 I'd prefer you go back to chewing every mouthful 32 times before swallowing. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
1931 When you said let's mix it up a bit, I had a different image. 1.3082 0.04084 159 114 41 4
1932 ...but the thing is... you can eat whatever you want. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1933 I'm leaving you for a Thermomix. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
1934 When you said you were a real smoothie I thought you were joking. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1935 There you go, mixing metaphors again! 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1936 It's great you can blend, grind, mince and chop — but I only wanted a man who can stir fry. 1.3077 0.04325 156 114 36 6
1937 So... what is your mother like? 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1938 When I wrote in my profile that I was open to a blended family, I had something else in mind. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1939 For starters, I don't do it counter clockwise on the first date. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
1940 So Oscar, You were from a blended family? 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
1941 It sounds like you're saying that you have mixed feelings for me?" 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
1942 What are your hobbies, besides juicing? 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
1943 Honey, this is not what I meant by "Try to blend in"! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1944 What’s that you’re Waring? 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1945 Not to be rude, but you looked way different in your photos on the app. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1946 Could it just be ADHD? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1947 ...so they never found your head. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1948 Your profile didn't mention your blended family. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1949 I thought this app was called Grindr! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1950 Will you stop looking around the room and pay me some attention. 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1951 Don't look shocked, everyone says that I blend in." 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
1952 Would dentures really have been all that bad? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1953 Perhaps you should get those dental implants. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
1954 A penny for your sauce. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
1955 Not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted someone who blends well with others. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
1956 Well, they just told me it was a mixer. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
1957 When you said you really felt like a Margarita, I thought you either wanted a cocktail, or were coming out as a woman! 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
1958 How long were you on the liquid diet? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
1959 I think you'll blend injust fine. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
1960 We're just at different settings right now. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
1961 It's not so bad. My last boyfriend was a peckerhead. 1.3066 0.05340 137 107 18 12
1962 You're giving me mixed signals. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
1963 A blended family is not what I had in mind. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1964 What was it like growing up in a blended family? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1965 This is not what I meant when I said I thought we should mix things up 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
1966 You're quite the smooth operator 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
1967 Just turn yourself to off and serve me a daiquiri. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
1968 I've always been a good mixer. How about you? 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
1969 I do appreciate a man who's helpful in the kitchen. 1.3061 0.04275 147 106 37 4
1970 I can tell when you're upset, Dan. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
1971 Like I said in my profile, I like to mix things up. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
1972 What do you mean you don't vote? 1.3060 0.05425 134 105 17 12
1973 You're making my head spin. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
1974 Your dating profile said that you, "like to mix it up". 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
1975 Oh Marty, do you have to put a spin on everything? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1976 I know. I get that feeling too when I forget my meds. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1977 I’ll ask for another straw. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1978 I didn't realize you came from a blended family, too. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1979 But Ashley, I recall your profile saying open to a blended family? 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1980 I know on the dating app I said I wanted a blended family, but maybe I need to rethink this... 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1981 I was hoping to smooth things out tonight. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
1982 Well, personally, I have very mixed emotions on the issue. But you wouldn't understand that, would you? 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
1983 I have mixed feeling about that. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
1984 I like to mix it up a bit, you know? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1985 I can see why you love dating mixers. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1986 Method acting is fine, Mark, but you don’t have to BE the shake to drink one. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1987 You don’t seem like other men. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1988 As usual, you have everything mixed up. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1989 Blenderhead is Marvel, not DC. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
1990 My head is spinning too. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1991 How would I have known that being invited to a mixer would turn out like this? 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1992 I can see you have mixed feelings about this relationship 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1993 I'm more of a single malt girl. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1994 WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP! 1.3050 0.05127 141 109 21 11
1995 You are one mixed up dude. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1996 I'm sorry. I assumed this gathering was more of a mixer event. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
1997 Sure you can chop. But I need someone who can frappe and liquify. 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1998 Would you think it too forward of me if I asked for a picture of your dick? 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
1999 For the hundredth time, no. A frozen margarita would not hit the spot right now. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2000 Answer me! Don't just shake your head. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
2001 Why do you have to mix everything up? 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2002 So how long have you been on your juice cleanse? 1.3046 0.05146 151 119 18 14
2003 You really are mixed up! 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
2004 Your profile said you like to mix things up, but I had no idea you were so committed. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2005 Jesus Harry. That's not what I meant when I told you to blend in. 1.3046 0.04972 151 117 22 12
2006 You had me at 'VRVRRVRChzzzz' 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
2007 I think it's inappropriate to ask me to drop the food in your head, particularly on a first date. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2008 You could have just ordered the bisque.... 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2009 I must have a type. My last boyfriend was Eraserhead. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2010 Its cheaper than dentures. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2011 John, I love the way you multitask and process at the same time. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2012 Slow down, I can’t understand what you’re saying. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2013 Cindy said you were handy in the kitchen. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2014 There must be some kind of mix up 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2015 Must you always get a buzz on before dinner? 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2016 Honestly, every time I bring up where our relationship is going you go all frappe on me. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2017 Frankly, you're starting to grate on my nerves. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2018 Don´t stir at me like this! 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
2019 Must you chew so loudly? 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
2020 When they said this was a mixer, I didn’t take it literally 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2021 Your profile says you are a mover and shaker. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2022 Oh, I do a mix of things. 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
2023 Have you tried chewing with your blade on pulse instead of purée? 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2024 I told you to wear something to blend in! 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2025 Honey, no matter how hard you try, you'll never blend in. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2026 ' I'm having mixed feelings about our relationship' 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2027 After months of internet dating, they all seemed to blend together 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2028 I'm sorry, but guys who are too smooth make me suspicious 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
2029 Honey, it's not polite to speak with your blender full. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2030 Dearest, could you please chew more quietly? 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
2031 Am I right that you're a foodie? 1.3032 0.04132 155 112 39 4
2032 In the personal ad you said you were a Ninja. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2033 Eating out was more fun before you started juicing... 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
2034 I was hoping you were more of a juicer. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
2035 I have to admit I thought "Blender Head" meant something like "Parrot Head" or "Dead Head". 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2036 Honey, I think you turn me on. 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
2037 Does the doctor have any idea what's causing your headaches? 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2038 Yes, you really do have Braun eyes, don't you...? 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2039 This is what I get for swiping right on Blender. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2040 I wish you wouldn't mix your metaphors 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2041 When you said you were a blender on match.com, I had no idea 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
2042 So every time we kiss, I get a free drink? 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
2043 I disagree - Your profile photo does do you justice. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2044 Shake? No, I said I wanted a BREAK in our relationship! 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
2045 When your profile said you were a processor, I envisioned something different... 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2046 I don't care how hard you try, you're never going to blend in. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2047 Sheila said you were a Smoothie operator. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
2048 Smooth, real smooth. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
2049 They say the secret of blending in is not trying too hard. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
2050 Thank you for having lunch with me. I’ve been feeling ostracized! 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
2051 Your profile said you were a real smoothie. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
2052 I'm sorry. I can't tell you anything about my childhood; it's all a blur. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2053 Trump has everyone's head spinning, Harry. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
2054 Unfortunately, this is the only relationship I've had that's lived up to its lifetime guarantee. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
2055 You're quite the smoothie aren't you! 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
2056 I cannot wait to see your 23 and me results! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2057 You look like your head is spinning 1.3022 0.04410 139 101 34 4
2058 I had a different kind of whirlwind relationship in mind 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
2059 I just miss the way you whir. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
2060 I just don't think I could deal with a mixed marriage. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2061 I know my story may be hard to digest. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2062 How about using your fork, instead? 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2063 I'm open to the idea of a blended family. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2064 I know you're mixed up, John, but I can't be the one to fix you. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
2065 Your photo on Match.com looked younger. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2066 I don’t frappé but I do enjoy the occasional pulse. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2067 Oh my God, I thought it said Speed Eating... 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
2068 will you please stop grinding your teeth? 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
2069 What's wrong? I thought you said this place was just your speed." 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
2070 Do you attend many social mixers? 1.3014 0.04278 146 106 36 4
2071 I don't think we should see each other again, Mr. Waring. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
2072 I'm not sure I'm ready for a blended family. 1.3014 0.05177 146 115 18 13
2073 When you mentioned a blended family in you profile, I thought... 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2074 I'm one less appliance you'll have to put on our wedding registry. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2075 I'm so glad we met at the mixer. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
2076 When Betty invited me to a singles mixer, this isn't quite what I had in mind. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
2077 This is a fine dining restaurant. Where's your tie? 1.3013 0.05016 156 123 19 14
2078 I just have a lot of mixed emotions right now. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2079 Calm down - your pulse is going crazy. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2080 First dates usually go pretty smoothly for me. 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
2081 When you said in your dating profile you were looking to start a "blended family", this isn't what I pictured. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
2082 I didn't believe them when they said you were a real smoothie. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2083 I told you not to cancel your dental insurance. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2084 ‘You didn’t mention this on your Tinder profile.’ 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2085 Let's mix things up a bit. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
2086 I'm fine with a blended family. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2087 No, that doesn't turn me on. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2088 Do you have to make so much noise chewing? 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
2089 Since when did a smoothie become your answer for everything? 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2090 Do you meet a lot of women on Craigslist 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2091 I feel like you keep sending me mixed signals. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
2092 That first sip of wine always gets my head spinning... 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2093 I used to date a juicer. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2094 Since you seem to like options, here are several to choose from before I walk away: a) I'm not into whirlwind romance. b) That's not what "blended family" means. c) "you have my head spinning" is the cheesiest line I've ever heard. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
2095 Thank goodness the daily grind is over 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
2096 Oh no, that's not why they call me 'Mr. Smoothie'... 1.3006 0.04777 163 127 23 13
2097 I thought you would be stirring, but you're an old smoothie. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
2098 I admit it was a lot of fun when we met in college, but these days you just don't know when to shut it off. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2099 Must you purée everything I say? 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2100 But I do need a straw. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2101 That's not what I meant when I said, "blend in". 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2102 They tell me you are quite the smoothie 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2103 I know you said you were mixed up but I never expected this 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
2104 Don’t deny it... you’ve just come off another weekend blender. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2105 Just once, try chewing your food! 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2106 You are such a smooth talker! 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2107 I’m also from a blended family. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
2108 This is the last time I get a date from the Shopping Network. 1.3000 0.05638 130 104 13 13
2109 Now that we’ve met face-to-face, I understand why you’ve felt mixed up lately. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2110 “Nonsense - lots of couples don’t blend well at first.” 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2111 She wasn't kidding. You really are a smoothie. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2112 I guess it's my fault for picking a dating app that promised to shake things up 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2113 I’ve never met anyone else who really understands what’s going on in my head. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2114 Are you happy with our relationship? You're giving me mixed messages.. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2115 I can't get mixed up with someone like you. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2116 You put your own spin on everything! 1.2994 0.04282 177 134 33 10
2117 Yes, a frozen margarita would be nice. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2118 How are things going with your new therapist, dear? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2119 You’re the perfect blend of every man I’ve known. 1.2994 0.04988 157 124 19 14
2120 I like your hat. 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2121 Want me to check your pulse? 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
2122 Do I make your head spin or are you just happy to see me? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2123 Is this your first date on Blender? 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
2124 your head looks like a fuckin blender 1.2993 0.05324 147 118 14 15
2125 I just don't think this relationship has a pulse. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2126 You really looked more like a mixer in your profile picture. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2127 Really makes your head spin, right? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2128 When you said you sometimes mix your metaphors, I didn't think you meant literally. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2129 I’m sorry this blind date isn’t working out. I’m really mixed up at the moment. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
2130 I want a divorce. 1.2993 0.05518 137 110 13 14
2131 My ex was a Cuisnart 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2132 You should lay off the news for a while. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
2133 Please stop that: it's quite grating. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
2134 Sure, after dinner we can go for a spin. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
2135 I don't smoothie until at least the third date. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
2136 Blended family background? 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
2137 You old smoothie you! 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
2138 Sorry, I don't have a speed date setting. 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
2139 You look a bit mixed up 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2140 You really do blend in! 1.2987 0.04134 154 112 38 4
2141 Puree" means you're angry, right 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2142 It’s all a blur now. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2143 Exactly what do you mean by blending our families 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
2144 I just don't think we turn each other on like we used to. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2145 Are you ok? You seem like your head is spinning. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2146 So coming from a blended family really messed up your mind? 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
2147 Yes, I did say I wanted to meet someone who’s interests would blend well with mine, but you’re a bit too much! 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
2148 Your profile did mention a tendency toward racing thoughts 1.2985 0.04372 134 97 34 3
2149 Maybe you should go back on Paxil. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2150 What do you mean there's been a mix up? 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
2151 Well, you're sure equipped to be a spin doctor. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
2152 Why can't you just blend in? 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2153 Honey, relax, you blend right in. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2154 Sorry -- I keep mixing my metaphors. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2155 “Do you think people know that we met on Blendr?” 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2156 ... everything must taste the same to you. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2157 I thought this date would have gone smoother. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2158 You don't look like your photo on the website. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2159 I'm sorry Harold but a blended family isn't an option for me. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2160 I come from a blended family. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2161 I’m not sure a blended family will work out for us.” 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2162 Oh Charles, I just can’t help having mixed feelings about you. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
2163 My personal add read " I want a mover and shaker." 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2164 I think I liked you better on Puree'. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
2165 'I prefer my margarita stirred.' 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
2166 Why is it everywhere we go you insist on blending in? 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
2167 I could never blend in. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
2168 No, I don't mind that you leave your hat on. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2169 I see why you talk so much about getting out of the daily grind. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
2170 Don't try to lie to me! I can see your thoughts whirling in your head! 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
2171 Isn't this taking a liquid diet a little too far? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2172 Do you want to go somewhere quieter? 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
2173 Be honest with me, Jake. Are you on high tonight ? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2174 And my mom always said my place was in the kitchen! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
2175 But what really concerns me is the frog. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2176 But I thought YOU wanted a blended family! 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2177 I'm sensing you have mixed feelings about our date. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2178 I'm guessing that you might have come from a blended family. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2179 I'm so confused, Hamilton, by your constant blending of fact with fiction. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2180 I take it you'll be having the soup 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2181 Please stop. You're making my head spin. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
2182 You would do well to change your setting from agitate to smoothie. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2183 Do you really think this is what our therapist meant when she recommended shaking things up a bit? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
2184 I’ve never seen such a clear demonstration of Hegelian thought! 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
2185 So you were saying... you needed a change of setting? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2186 I've been told you're a real smoothie. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2187 I usually like to just blend in too. 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
2188 So how's the juice cleanse going? 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
2189 I always wanted somebody who could mix things up, but now I’m not really sure. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
2190 Honey, the bow tie looks fine. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2191 Shall we tell your mother we met on Blendr? 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
2192 so that's how you plan to smooth things over? 1.2963 0.04541 162 124 28 10
2193 And this is better than dental implants because . . . 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2194 So tell me about your shelf." 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
2195 Your pulse setting is much more pleasant at dinner. 1.2963 0.04345 135 98 34 3
2196 I have never been on a blend date before 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
2197 If you don't slow down, your brain is going to go to mush! 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2198 You really needn't try so hard to blend in. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
2199 But your profile said you were a Vitamix. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2200 PLEASE tell me that is not what you thought a blended family is. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2201 So I'm guessing you come from a blended family? 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2202 I’m having a hard time believing your intentions are puree. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
2203 Yes, your profile mentioned mixed ethnicity. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2204 I can barely hear myself think around you. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
2205 It's over, Tony- I'm not the toaster you want me to be. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2206 Is that a plastic straw????!!??! 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2207 What's wrong? It's like your head is in a million places but here. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
2208 Blender? I hardly even know her! “ “Jeff, you’ve got to stop making that joke to every waiter we have... 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2209 It's not you, it is me. Depending on the settings, I get mixed emotions. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
2210 I'm sorry; maybe a younger woman could handle your settings. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
2211 I get it, you were on a blender last night 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
2212 I need time honey, I just can't whip up everything like you. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2213 You are smooth operator. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2214 Don't say that you're a smoothie operator. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2215 I don't think we blend well. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2216 This is all becoming quite Waring for me. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
2217 I’m sorry, I just don’t want to get mixed up in all that. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
2218 Honey, you wouldn't need that thing if you chewed your food properly before swallowing. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
2219 Is it blend or mix during sex? 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
2220 For the last two years I've been dating small kitchen appliances, so I might be a little nervous 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2221 You know I can't hear you when that's running. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
2222 I'm having trouble processing this news. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
2223 Wow, you are one smoothie talker. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2224 Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem a bit mixed-up. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2225 Let me guess, you told the bartender how to make a margarita 1.2952 0.04778 166 131 21 14
2226 I think I’d rather order dessert off the menu. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2227 When your head stops spinning, I'm concerned what will come pouring out. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2228 Bob, I think you've had enough margaritas. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2229 I think there's been a mix-up 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2230 You know, it's rude to talk with food in your mouth. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
2231 You can't really expect me to cut up your food for you. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2232 Sorry. My mind is awhirl. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2233 No, you’ve got it all mixed up. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2234 I’m a little shaken up from my last relationship but ready to move on. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2235 I tend to prefer table top mixers." 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2236 Don't worry, I think you blend right in. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2237 Why yes, I do enjoy a good daiquiri. Why do you ask? 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2238 I’m still not sure about blended families. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
2239 No wonder your profile on match.com said you blended in well with others. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
2240 You don't look anything like your profile picture... 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
2241 ‘You’re not going to like where mine is...’ 1.2945 0.05159 146 116 17 13
2242 Quit trying to smoothie this over. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
2243 I told you that was the wrong lid. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
2244 My gosh Ralph, you’re such a smoothie. 1.2945 0.04681 163 127 24 12
2245 I've never heard of a 'Mixed Masters' degree. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2246 Honey, you just have one of those faces that just blends into the crowd. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2247 My friends said, swipe right on anyone who's got a pulse. 1.2941 0.04984 153 121 19 13
2248 I appreciate a man who chews his food thoroughly... 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2249 Sorry about the delay. Should I have ordered a head? 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2250 One sec, I gotta process what you just said... 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
2251 I have mixed emotions about our relationship. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2252 Honey, I think Margaritaville fans call themselves 'parrotheads'. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
2253 I just don't think I could accept a blended family. 1.2941 0.04694 170 134 22 14
2254 Slowdown Gladys you’re making my head spin. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2255 My favorite band of all time? Motörhead. 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
2256 Honey? Mixing your meds again? 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2257 I'll bet you have one long cord. 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
2258 When you said that you could mix your own drinks, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2259 I just feel like ever since the surgery, things have been different. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
2260 When are you going to tell the children? 1.2937 0.04658 160 124 25 11
2261 I wish you'd stop trying to blend in here, Donald. 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
2262 I'll be honest, this wasn't what I expected when your profile described you as "mixed." 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2263 Ed, I just wanted to blend our families. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2264 If you had opted for dentures or implants instead of a blender, you wouldn’t need a power cord right now. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2265 I'm getting a lot of mixed signals right now 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
2266 Oh dear, I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Donald Trump! 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2267 Wait - was that a No, or are you still chewing? 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
2268 I'm very good in the kitchen. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
2269 Push the pause button. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
2270 Yes, mine was a blended family. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
2271 Weren't you listening? Where is your head these days? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
2272 I apologize in advance for whatever comes out. I don't have an off switch. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
2273 Your pressure to start a blended family is Waring on me. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
2274 i know, my head is spinning too with all the trumpian lies 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
2275 So...chewing twenty times wasn't enough? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
2276 You're mixing up everything I say. Just process. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
2277 You’re smoothie talking me, again. 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
2278 Perhaps you should have asked the doctor for a "Dental Appliance". 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2279 When I learned it was a blind date with a Kitchenaid, I assumed you were a cook's assistant. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2280 Lucy created her perfect robot husband with the parts she had but not the ones she wanted. Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2281 Safe sex is out of the question. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2282 Let's take it slow. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2283 I notice you are having mixed feelings about this date 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2284 Actually, you´re the first one who ever asked me to purée on a first date." 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2285 When you said you came from a "blended family", I admit I pictured something slightly different. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2286 I have to confess, I haven't had much luck with dating mixers. 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
2287 Calm down, Harold. You forgot to drop the food in. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2288 Do you like art? I'm a real puréeist. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
2289 Just unplug and relax. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
2290 Just to clarify, it’s not just a blender—it’s a Vitamix 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2291 Yes, your vegan protein shakes are great, but I need more. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
2292 Oh, let's give it a whirl, then!".. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2293 Its natural after a break up to go on a bit of a blender 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
2294 I usually save Pulse for the second date, but... 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
2295 Do you have a setting for romance? 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2296 I feel you’re trying too hard to blend in. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
2297 You can Pulse but do you have one? 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
2298 That's why I love you, Jim... because you're such an old smoothie. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
2299 Yes, I'm totally crushing, too. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
2300 Me? I come from a blended family. 1.2921 0.04320 178 137 30 11
2301 I'm starting to have mixed feelings about this. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
2302 Could you turn that damn thing off? Everybody's looking at us. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
2303 Let's face it: I've got mixed feelings about you. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
2304 Why are you always so mixed up? 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
2305 I don't think I can handle a blended family. 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
2306 How's the tinnitus? 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
2307 Do I have any corn stuck in my blades? 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
2308 I guess it is easier than asking the waiter to do it for you. 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
2309 Dental implants were too expensive. 1.2917 0.04876 168 135 17 16
2310 I didnt think speed dating would include puree. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2311 And that's why they say I'm so smooth... Tell me about you! 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
2312 I don't know why you don't like crowds.. You tend to blend in well 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2313 So how did you get the nickname Juice-head? 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2314 Maybe I just didn't understand when you said you had a good head for food. 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
2315 In all honesty, I have reservations about blended families. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2316 Wow, my head is really spinning 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
2317 Nothing personal. I don’t kiss on the first date. 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
2318 Oh, I thought you said you loved Jews. 1.2917 0.05296 144 116 14 14
2319 So, you have a blended family ? 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
2320 How did I get mixed up with a guy like you? 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
2321 I can't wait until your new dentures are ready 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2322 What are you waring? 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2323 I see you’ve been reading the news again. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2324 No,my Tinder profile says I like "blander" cuisine. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2325 My friends said we'd blend, but I find you a bit dicey. 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
2326 Tom, either you quit following Donald Trump on Twitter or we have to break up. 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
2327 So, we'd be a blended family! 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
2328 Millie was right; you are a real smoothie. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2329 I do think you should eat a bit slower. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
2330 No, I'm not interested in creating a blended family. 1.2909 0.04385 165 126 30 9
2331 Your profile said you come from a “blended“ family!? 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
2332 I'm sorry. I'm seeing someone else. He's top-of-the-line. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
2333 Sorry, this setting is just making me uncomfortable. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2334 I see you've been alternating between Fox and CNN again... 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2335 At least turn it off for dinner, sweetie. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2336 George, you're not blending in very well! 1.2908 0.04094 141 102 37 2
2337 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2338 Yeah, just makes your head spin. Right? 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
2339 There's another appliance. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
2340 Blending in is harder than it looks. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2341 You know, you’re not as smooth as you think you are. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2342 this speed dating confuses me - are we going low, medium, or high?? Or maybe I should just try a mixer..... 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
2343 The more I try to blend, the more I get noticed. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
2344 I said you were Pure not Puree 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2345 Hasn't anyone ever told you before that you eat way too fast? 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
2346 Your profile said that you were a sheik. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2347 Your profile said you liked to stir things up, but this is not what I expected 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2348 This isn't what I thought Sandra meant when she said you came from a blended family. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2349 Since were at such a nice restaurant, could you adjust yourself to frappe? 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2350 Yes, I know that your profile says you are a Ninja--I was just expecting something else. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
2351 I’ve been a little mixed up lately. 1.2903 0.04927 155 123 19 13
2352 That's not what I meant when I said we need to shake up this marriage. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2353 Yes, I do like smoothies. Why do you ask? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2354 No need for a Heimlich maneuver ever again. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
2355 You are really nice . But, you seem mixed up on what you are looking for. I need something solid. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2356 Sorry, I can't hear you. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2357 Don't get so upset - I'll ask the waiter to bring you a straw. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2358 I have mixed feelings for you. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2359 Well, I’ve got a first date story that’ll really make your head spin... 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2360 We are not blending into the crowd. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2361 You really have over six million subscribers on Youtube? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2362 Osterizer?! I hardly know 'er! 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2363 You must've had a awful day! You're already up to puree. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2364 I can see that there is no electricity between us. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2365 No, actually, this is my first date from Grindr... 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
2366 I think you're taking this smart appliance thing a bit too far. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2367 Just what is the difference between puree and liquefy? 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2368 Mixed marriage? 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
2369 Yes, I'm proud to say I'm an offspring of a blended family" 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2370 I was only kidding when I said I was pregnant. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
2371 Stop twirling while I' m talking to you! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2372 Should we have gone to a juice bar instead? 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2373 I can't seem to get my head on right. I just have so much stuff going on up there. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2374 No, you can't "borrow" my phone. 1.2895 0.04995 152 121 18 13
2375 Are you OK? You've barely liquified your dinner” 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2376 Darn it, Bobby, you always mix everything up. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
2377 I told you I come from a blended family. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
2378 Thomas, I’m sorry. I’m sleeping with your brother Edward Scissorhands. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
2379 Yes, you did tell me you were a smoothie. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
2380 Sweetheart, don't make whirring sounds at the dinner table. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2381 you look nothing like your profile photo! 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
2382 So, how do you feel about blended families? 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
2383 You looked a lot different in your Tinder profile. 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
2384 Sorry. I thought we were invited to a mixer. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2385 You ever have one of those days where your head's just spinning? 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
2386 Oh, you’re such a smoothie! 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2387 I thought you meant something quite different when you said your mind is in a whirl! 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
2388 Your sentences are really choppy tonight, try another setting. 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
2389 You're just not what I had in mind when I asked for a blend of Tom Cruise and Julio Iglesias. 1.2889 0.05348 135 108 15 12
2390 I hope you'll excuse me. It's how I deal with fiber. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
2391 My eyes are up here. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
2392 At this point in my life, I guess I’m looking for more of a ‘pulse’ kind of guy 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
2393 I think you're mixing me up with someone else. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
2394 Not what I thought you meant when you said you were in a blended family 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2395 Should I ask the waiter for more Kale? 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
2396 Why don’t you just try to chew your food ? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2397 You just had to push all my buttons. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2398 Yeah, he pushes my buttons too. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2399 You’re shaking your head. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
2400 You're my very first Blendr date. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2401 To be honest, I prefer shaken or stirred to blended. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
2402 So wait. What happened at Smoothie King? 1.2886 0.04975 149 118 19 12
2403 Honey, we could just ask for mayonnaise. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
2404 I have mixed feelings about our relations 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
2405 When the classified ad spoke of a 'social mixer', this was not what I pictured. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
2406 No thanks, my teeth still process my food. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
2407 I didn't know this is what you meant by a 'mixer.' 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
2408 Do you want my straw? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
2409 But I've grown beyond Margaritas, Larry. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
2410 I just wanted you to blend in. You’re so literal. 1.2885 0.04813 156 123 21 12
2411 So after 18 years of marriage you suddenly want to "mix things up?" 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
2412 Are you gonna eat that? 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2413 What's whirring you? 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
2414 'Hey, big blender!'' 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
2415 I wish I could blend in like you. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
2416 What do you mean mixed feelings about our relationship? 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2417 You're shaking... It's okay I'm nervous too. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2418 I’m going to take a wild guess that you come from a blended family. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
2419 'True, juicing was on your profile.' 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2420 I'm leaving you Charles, our personalities just don't mix 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2421 I think we have different definitions of 'mixed marriage'. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
2422 Have you told your family yet that we met on Blendr? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
2423 Oh! I thought your profile said you were good at blending *in*. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
2424 My friends think you blend right in. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
2425 No, my name is Julianne. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2426 No, Jerry, you blend just fine. But we don't blend together. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2427 They did say this was a ‘mixer,’ but... 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2428 I'm not sure how I feel about a blended family... 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2429 Frankly, I prefer mine on the rocks. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2430 It's all about smoothies for you isn't it? 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
2431 I’ve been cheating on you with the Ninja. 1.2877 0.05047 146 116 18 12
2432 Now I understand why your profile mentioned blended families. 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
2433 You say YOU have problems blending in? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
2434 I guess I took it another way when you said in your profile that you were "a good blender. 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
2435 Is it too cliché to suggest you had me at puree? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
2436 'You're a real smoothie, Pete.' 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2437 I like a ninja that can pulse. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2438 I know we just met, but you've got my head spinning. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2439 At least it's not kale. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2440 You did say you came from a blended family. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2441 I'm seeing a new appliance now. Well, it's more like a toy. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2442 I'm having mixed feelings about this 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
2443 So, you say you're a juicer? 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
2444 I know your mind's a constant blur of brilliant ideas but could you please hit the "OFF" button while we eat? 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
2445 That's what, your Waring? 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
2446 Celebrate your difference instead trying to blend in. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2447 Normal people use a fork and knife. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2448 You know, some of my best friends are appliances. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2449 Well, did you buy the extended warranty? 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
2450 I'm afraid you're mixed up, and we don't blend well. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
2451 There’s been a mix-up. No, I don’t like Piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2452 When you look at me that way, it gives me the shakes. " 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2453 I imagine you're a real smoothie on the dance floor too. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
2454 I just feel like you aren't hearing me. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2455 I grew up in a blended family 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2456 You're a real smoothie, aren't you? 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2457 ...for my third wish — and, in retrospect, this is where I fucked up — for my third wish I asked the genie if I could have a Vitamix blender for a head. 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
2458 It's nice to mix things up for a change. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2459 You’re grinding your molars. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2460 Everybody’s staring at us. Do you think you could chew your food at a lower speed in public? 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2461 You really do come from a blended family. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2462 Yes, mastication is an important part of digestion, but I think you’re taking it a bit too far. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2463 Ok,fine,you're 'literally' mixed-up." 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2464 So ,Ed, this is how you mix business with pleasure. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
2465 You're a real smoothie, Harry. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
2466 A margarita would go great with these tacos...! 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
2467 That's not what 'wearing blender' means, honey. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
2468 Sorry about the mix-up. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
2469 I feel like everything I say to you just gets pulverized. 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
2470 Can I mix you another drink. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
2471 You’re missing my point about blending conversation with a meal. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2472 I’m not ready to be part of a blended family. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2473 When I saw "scatterbrained" on your Tinder account this was not what I envisioned. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
2474 So you're a Ninja. 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
2475 Stop giving me mixed signals! 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2476 You did say we were going to a mixer? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2477 This is my first blend date. 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
2478 This protein shake diet is going a bit too far, don’t you think ? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2479 I’m just so sick of singles mixers 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
2480 I can't stand the way you chew your food. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2481 I'm more of a mixer than a blender." 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2482 I don’t mean to sound like your mother, but please slow down and chew your food! 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
2483 It's just... the picture in your profile made it look like you had a puree setting. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
2484 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to mix things up 1.2857 0.04173 161 121 34 6
2485 I don't mean to mince words, but . . . 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2486 Must you give everything a mixed review? 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
2487 I was so tired of all those awlful mixers! 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
2488 I really don’t see why you have such trouble blending in. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2489 Just out of curiosity, why don't your teeth no longer do the trick? 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
2490 This just isn't working out. I'm a "shaken, not stirred" kind of girl. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2491 No, you really do look just like your profile picture... 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
2492 I'm getting mixed messages from you. Also pureed, blended, whipped... 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
2493 I get it. Tax season makes my head spin too. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2494 I know I'm not an appliance but I'm willing to convert. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
2495 It's over, Harry. When you described yourself as an excellent mixer I thought we'd socializing more. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
2496 I feel like you're having mixed emotions about our relationship. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
2497 When she mentioned you were from a blended family I had something else in mind 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
2498 You are more mixed up than I imagined, Harold 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2499 No matter what I say, you just make a hash of it. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2500 Well my ex-husband said we’d make a nice mix 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
2501 You said I made your head spin. Now what? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
2502 I was hoping you were looking for a whirlwind romance. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
2503 I'm sorry Jake, I'm just not sure I'm ready for a blended family. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
2504 I really only grind in my sleep. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
2505 ...and so you said your mother is from Maytag? 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
2506 Are you ok? You seem mixed up. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2507 Unlike you in crowds, I have trouble blending in. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2508 I know what you mean. I come from a blended family too 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
2509 I just feel like you're not hearing me. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
2510 How long will you be on the liquid diet? 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
2511 I'm a little mixed up, too. 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
2512 Can you tell I'm pulsating" 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
2513 I'm usually nervous on first dates, but we seem to mix well together. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
2514 No. Actually I think you are quite good at blending in. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
2515 You're still working on the gazpacho? 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
2516 I didn't think this was that kind of mixer... 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2517 It's all going to end up in the same place anyway. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2518 Lately it seems like you're just going through the motions. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
2519 The dating website said you came from a "blended" family. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
2520 All my blather must have your head spinning. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
2521 When you said you were a real smoothie, I thought... 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
2522 Honey, slow down. You are talking too fast. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
2523 Don't you want to take off your appliance before we eat? 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
2524 I wish you wouldn’t talk with food in your mouth! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
2525 Of course I still love you. But now I also love sous vide.” 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
2526 I can see you have mixed emotions about our future 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2527 I don't know, I am getting mixed signals from you. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
2528 Don't worry, you blend. 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
2529 Blend in, honey, blend in. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
2530 Donna was right. You are not what I expected. 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
2531 No. You’re not overdressed. You blend right in! 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
2532 I'm pretty sure that's not what your therapist meant by trying harder to blend in. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2533 I'm not sure this is what is meant by "blending in". 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2534 I’m sorry, I guess I’m more attracted to tempests in a teapot. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
2535 I bet you DO make a great smoothie. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
2536 You might find what I’m going to tell you hard to digest. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
2537 I’m looking for someone who’s a bit more levelheaded. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
2538 You're only here for the food, aren't you? 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
2539 Well Fred, you certainly have a buzz on tonight. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
2540 Please don’t chew with your mouth open. You remember what happened last time. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
2541 I too have mixed feelings about plastic straws. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
2542 Being part of a blended family makes my head spin too Harold. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
2543 I have never been able to blend in like you. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
2544 I don't think that's the best way to blend in 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
2545 My mom told me you were a little mixed up. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2546 It's totally worth not having to floss. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2547 Your profile did say you were a “good mixer.” 1.2838 0.04072 148 109 36 3
2548 You looked different on your dating page. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2549 So where are you from? 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
2550 Honestly Dave, your mood swings have me worried. I don't know if its chop, puree, or blend. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
2551 I'm looking forward to meeting your parents. 1.2837 0.05165 141 113 16 12
2552 So I suppose you've had trouble blending in? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
2553 I suppose I could give you a whirl. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2554 I know it's alot to process, your head must be spinning 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
2555 Lucia, I am you mother 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
2556 Your profile said you were a bartender, not a bar blender. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
2557 Honey, I think there are other ways to be part of the farm-to-table movement. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
2558 I know. Sometimes I wish I could just blend in too. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
2559 You're mixing metaphors again. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2560 It was at that moment that she regretted abandoning Tinder for the new dating app, “Blender” 1.2833 0.05939 120 99 8 13
2561 Your friend did say that you were very mixed up 1.2832 0.03894 173 129 39 5
2562 So you actually invented the Blender dating app? 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
2563 When I accepted this blind date, all I heard was “smoothie’ 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
2564 I've tried to blend in all my life. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
2565 Faster! 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
2566 You can shake, dice and chop but I’m not changing my mind. 1.2830 0.04003 159 118 37 4
2567 It’s funny. Some girls look nothing like their profile pic. 1.2830 0.04102 159 119 35 5
2568 Don't you ever get tired of just blending in? 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
2569 I'm sorry. I've never seen Blade Runner. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
2570 As soon as I saw your profile on Blendr, I just had to swipe right. 1.2829 0.04888 152 121 19 12
2571 "You worry way too much about blending in. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2572 I'm not sure I want a blended family. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2573 No, that's not what I said...hmmm...I think you're mixing things up again... 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
2574 Yes, my profile does say that I like milk shakes and smoothies. . 1.2829 0.04113 152 113 35 4
2575 I thought your profile said, 'smooth,' not, 'smoothie.' 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
2576 Why are you so concerned about blending in? 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2577 Gee, you really are a whizz at sending mixed signals. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
2578 I know you're trying hard to blend in, but... 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
2579 You looked a lot different in your photo. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
2580 I have mixed feelings about a blended family, too. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
2581 Sorry you're crushed, but despite your many settings we just don't blend" 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
2582 Ive had enough of your spin! 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
2583 Well, they said it was a mixer. 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
2584 You can imagine why I don't take my hat off in church anymore 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
2585 I am only processing my emotions. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
2586 Why do you keep mixing up my words? 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
2587 I didn't mean to push your buttons and play on your mixed emotions. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
2588 So what's it like growing up in a blended family? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
2589 Why can't you see that this relationship is on the rocks? 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
2590 So, your profile says you came from a blended family? 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
2591 Don't take this the wrong way, but I have such mixed emotions about our future together. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
2592 I’m afraid this just won’t work out if you keep sending mixed messages. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
2593 I think this juicing diet has gone to your head. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
2594 Why didn't you tell me about your digestive disorder? 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2595 Are you sure they gave you the right head? 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
2596 This conversation is Waring on me. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2597 So you're on a juice cleanse, too? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2598 Did you want me to cut that up for you? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2599 I'm sorry, apparently I misunderstood when I read on your profile that you came from a blended family. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2600 Do you need a straw 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2601 Why didn't you just learn how to chew your food better? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2602 When you said you were open to a 'blended family', well, honestly . . . I didn't expect this. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2603 When you said you wanted to mix things up... 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2604 You work at Jamba Juice, do you? 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
2605 I'll just whip up a sauce while the meat is resting. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2606 I am listening 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
2607 What happens when we kiss? 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2608 I was told you an old smoothie. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
2609 I misread your profile as ‘smooth operator.’ 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2610 So much for my experiment with Grindr 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2611 Hey mush for brains, I'm talking to you! 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
2612 I'm getting mixed signals from you. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
2613 I’m sorry, but I don’t wanna get mixed up in that... 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
2614 You sure you wouldn't rather go home and get your teeth?" 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
2615 When Mary said you would blend in I had a different image of you. 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
2616 Yes, we do have a blended family. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
2617 My dentist said it would be better than dentures. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
2618 Really Arthur, you need to try meditation. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
2619 I see you come from a blended family. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
2620 Well, Sally did say you like to mix it up. 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
2621 I regret the day we saw "Edward Scissorhands." 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
2622 Oh, I like you, too. It's just your variable speed control is set a little fast for me. 1.2812 0.03882 160 118 39 3
2623 Well, I've been telling you to get the damn blade sharpened! 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
2624 You're slurring your words again,Dear. Perhaps you should try the mix setting rather than puree. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
2625 Can you PLEASE stop making margaritas?! 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2626 You're quieter than most guys I go out with. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2627 This is a very important topic! And you can't think of anything to say except, "'Mmm hmmm...'?" 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2628 I want to see other blenders. 1.2810 0.04770 153 121 21 11
2629 Don’t do that. It makes head spin. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
2630 Blended, not stirred. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
2631 That's not what I meant when I said "blended family". 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
2632 So, what are your superpowers exactly? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
2633 I think you need to stop going to mixers, Henry. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
2634 Who's your dentist? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
2635 No thanks, I'll eat mine... 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
2636 How's your... soup? 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
2637 I know you told me that I stirred something in you but I never dreamed it was this bad. 1.2807 0.03914 171 128 38 5
2638 Match.com may have misconstrued my desire to find a partner to start a blended family. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
2639 I'm sorry Stanley, it's too early in our relationship for pulsing. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
2640 My head's spinning, too, but not that fast. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
2641 I think you should apologize to the bartender. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2642 I thought that a mixer meant a get-together of people 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
2643 I'm sorry, but it's really not polite to eat with you lid on. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
2644 I'm OK with a blended family. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
2645 I get why your profile said "really smooth" 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2646 No, I prefer this blind date. I struggle with a mixer. 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
2647 When you said you were into cuisine art, I had something else in mind 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
2648 I’m sorry I don’t come with an instruction manual. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
2649 Well, your profile did say you were a smooth talker, George. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
2650 I don't think I'm ready for a blended family. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2651 You're using a straw? 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2652 I wanted to mix things up after my divorce. 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
2653 When you listed “will never choke” as one of your attributes on Tinder, I kind of assumed you were a professional athlete. 1.2803 0.04768 157 125 20 12
2654 I don’t do whirlwind romances. 1.2803 0.04125 157 118 34 5
2655 They said it was a mixer. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
2656 Your match.com profile didn't mention this. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2657 You could have just asked them for more ketchup. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
2658 Drinking your dinner again, I see. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
2659 So you want me to call you “Juice” “ 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
2660 I always come prepared, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2661 I’m sorry, when I’m nervous I go straight to liquify. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
2662 It's surprising how good you are at blending in. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2663 I'm looking for someone who's not so mixed up this time. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2664 Stanley's effort to blend in resulted in an unfortunate mix up 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
2665 You get one drink in you and you just start to turn. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2666 Are you having mixed feelings? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
2667 I see you’ve started to prepare your mind for our inevitable political discussions. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2668 `“You can quote Linda Ronstadt all you want, but being ‘sort of like a Waring blender’ does not make you a ‘credit to your gender.’” 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
2669 Yes, my dear, things really are spinning way out of control! 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
2670 We met at a mixer. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
2671 Don't be so nervous, just blend in. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
2672 I know your dating ad asked if I liked piña coladas, but this isn’t what I was expecting. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
2673 Have you considered doing an ancestral DNA test? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
2674 But I don't want a blended family! 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
2675 I just don't know if I want my kids to grow up in that kind of a blended family... 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
2676 So,you really were serious about coming from a blended family... 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2677 When I agreed to meet you, it was because your profile said you were part of a "blended family"! 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2678 There's something different about you... new barber? 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
2679 Your profile said you try to blend in. 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2680 I wish you wouldn't eat so fast 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2681 You only have one speed, don't you? 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
2682 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wouldn’t mind a blended family! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
2683 So it seems like you're after something a little more fluid ... 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
2684 So I said "I'd rather have a Nutribullet in my head", and here we are. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
2685 No, Gordon, I do not agree that it's 'pretty much the same as turning your phone on vibrate.' 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2686 Daily grind getting you down again? 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
2687 It’s so hard to find a man with purée intentions these days. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
2688 They say blended marriages don’t work. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2689 I saw you staring at her 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
2690 You are grating on me. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
2691 I know it's a lot to process, but you're just too headstrong for me... 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2692 I know your profile said "blended family," but this is not what I had in mind. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
2693 I thought that you meant that your parents are of different races. 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
2694 And now you tell me you come from a blended family! 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
2695 My head is literally spinning! 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
2696 I know you don't get along with my parents, Harold, but could you try not to stir things up this time? 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
2697 The juicing thing has kind of gone to your head, don’t you think? 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
2698 It's​ not about me it's about you 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
2699 Your online profile stated you are quite the mover and shaker, but I feel a bit let down now to see you are more of a mixer and shaker. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
2700 I'm sorry I complained about your clicking dentures. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
2701 I don't care if it is cheaper, I will go with implants or dentures. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
2702 Could you chew a bit more quietly? You're making a scene! 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
2703 I'm sure you are a power house, smart and intelligently designed, but when I said I wanted a 'smoothie,' I meant someone suave and urbane. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2704 I said, "shaken, not blended!" 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
2705 Frankly, I can't be with a man who is so mixed up about what he wants. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2706 It's okay, we all feel a little mixed up these days. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
2707 I bet you never choke 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
2708 It’s so nice to meet someone else from a blended family. 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
2709 Oh, I thought your profile said you wanted to start a blended family. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
2710 You can call me Sir Mix-A-Lot. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
2711 So, do you go to singles mixers often? 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
2712 Honey Bun, it's rude to talk with your blender full." 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
2713 Clockwise, darling. Clockwise. Please. 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
2714 I suggest the pulse setting. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
2715 That’s too funny, my middle name is Margarita! 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
2716 This is not what I meant when I said to blend in. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
2717 This is still better than the men I meet on Tinder. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
2718 You shouldn't have insulted the chef 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2719 I just feel like I keep getting mixed messages from you. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
2720 I'm sorry, I thought you said you were from a BLENDED family. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2721 I assume you'd be ok with a blended family. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
2722 Is it normal for you to spin out of control on a first date? 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
2723 So you made this yourself? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
2724 You don't have to spin out of control every time you don't get your way, Frank. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
2725 I know I said we had to mix things up a bit but... 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
2726 I'm just getting so many mixed feelings from you.. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2727 Oh dear, your all mixed up again! 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
2728 You're great Harold, but I'm not sure this is the way to create a blended family. 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
2729 But, Sebastian, you know I think the whirlllled of you. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
2730 If we get married, we will have to face the whole ‘blended family’ thing. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
2731 What do you mean, I'm Waring you out? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
2732 Quite frankly, I think this idea of yours to try to blend in is going to your head. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
2733 I really think you should find a new dentist. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
2734 So, you just can't wrap your head around Asian Fusion? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
2735 When your match.com profile indicated you were from a blended family ..... I ...... I had no idea....” 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
2736 I don't have anything against them, I just don't think that's what Blended Family means. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
2737 Can't you at least stop Oster-izing during dinner? 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2738 I think you're mixed feelings are all in your head. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
2739 I thought you said this was a mixer” 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
2740 To be honest, I have mixed feelings about us... 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
2741 I see you’ve been juicing? 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
2742 I hope my loud chewing isn't a turn off. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
2743 I'm not going to feed you on the first date. 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
2744 It's genetic. I come from a blended family. 1.2763 0.04686 152 120 22 10
2745 Don't look so shocked, the other guy got a Dyson. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
2746 You look exactly like your profile picture. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
2747 I know I had too many daiquiris last night, but I swear your head makes me think of a blender! 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
2748 You're thinking about my mother again. 1.2761 0.05232 134 108 15 11
2749 So... Your profile says you're a mixologist? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
2750 You look different to your photo. 1.2761 0.04629 163 130 21 12
2751 This is your attempt to blend in? 1.2761 0.04376 163 127 27 9
2752 Your head has been spinning since we ordered. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
2753 Margaritaville, originally. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
2754 You know straws are killing the oceans, right? 1.2759 0.04941 145 116 18 11
2755 Do you need me to check your pulse? 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
2756 I think you've got a screw loose. 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
2757 I'd rather chew my own food thank you 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
2758 So, you’re the product of a blended family? 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
2759 I think if you go back far enough everyone is "mixed race." 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
2760 Let’s just try to blend in, okay? 1.2756 0.04224 156 119 31 6
2761 You don't listen. I said, we should mix things up not just blend in! 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2762 I feel like you're sending mixed signals... 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
2763 When your profile said you come from a "blended family," I thought we'd have more in common. 1.2756 0.04959 127 99 21 7
2764 I think you're mixed up. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
2765 I guess you don't need a straw 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
2766 Okay, a few pounds since my dating profile ; but, really ? 1.2754 0.04908 138 109 20 9
2767 I never feel like you really hear me. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2768 No matter what I say you seem to mix it up! 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2769 I agree, it is becoming; however, what does Consumer Reports say about its reliability, dear? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2770 I can't decide if you are a real smoothie or just all mixed up. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
2771 Some people have found me strange at first, but I'm working on blending in. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2772 Tell me .... What did you put on your dating app when they asked about distinguishing characteristics? 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2773 You are really mixed-up. 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
2774 My head is spinning, too, but I can still carry on a conversation. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2775 Enough is enough Henry! We all know you're all mixed up! 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2776 You're saying if we act now, I get the salad spinner AND the Grab-it? 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
2777 Life's a grind...Isn't it? 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
2778 Just when I thought date night was going smoothly, you have to mix it up. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2779 You don't really look like your profile picture. I expected a food processor not a blender. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
2780 So, you obviously have children. 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
2781 Would you like some fresh air? Your head seems to be spinning. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
2782 Your profile didn’t say anything about coming from a blended family. 1.2750 0.04688 160 128 20 12
2783 Mixed Emotions 1.2750 0.03960 160 120 36 4
2784 Oh my. Well aren't you a real smoothie. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
2785 I have to say - you've got my head spinning... 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
2786 Forgive me. I'm all mixed up. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
2787 She said you were good at mixing drinks, but I never imagined... 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
2788 Are you mixing metaphors again, my little cupface? 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
2789 Well I do like to mix things up... 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
2790 When I heard you were a new model this isn't what I imagined. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
2791 Do you always try to blend in? 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
2792 You make a great cocktail David. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
2793 Have you been having an affair with our toaster? 1.2746 0.04257 142 107 31 4
2794 Don't shake your head at me! 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
2795 Big mix-up at work again today, dear? 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
2796 Head in a whirl? 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
2797 I do think you blend in very well. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
2798 It's over, Jim. No matter how much you chop and pulse! 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
2799 I cook at home sometimes, sure. Usually soup. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
2800 This isn't what I meant when I said I liked a good mixer 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
2801 Dearest, let's face it, you've always been better at mixing than at matching. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
2802 You had me at Proctor Silex. 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
2803 Sorry I'm late...today was a real grind! 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
2804 You know what they say, Mr. Babbitt... “Small appliance, small....” 1.2745 0.04928 153 124 16 13
2805 Try not to overthink it. 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
2806 Why yes, Margaritas are my favorite! 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
2807 So, what was it like being part of a a blended family? 1.2745 0.04565 153 120 24 9
2808 ‘You say you used to be a dish washer?’ 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
2809 No I don't want to see the other parts of you 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
2810 So the blender in your profile photo, is that your sister? 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
2811 So your mom was just sitting on the washing machine but had no idea that could happen during spin-cycle?! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
2812 This was the only procedure my dental insurance would cover. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
2813 Try not to eat so fast this time. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2814 I don't think 'blended family' means what you think it means. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
2815 I'm told you blend well into any crowd......... 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
2816 Everyone’s work is soul-crushing, dear. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2817 To be honest, I thought you meant that you just sort of fit in anywhere. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
2818 So - you're a good ... mixer? 1.2738 0.03933 168 127 36 5
2819 My you’re a smooth talker! 1.2738 0.03933 168 127 36 5
2820 This is the third blend date I've been on this week. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
2821 I guess I misinterpreted "Smoothy" on your OkCupid profile! 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
2822 This conversation is making my head spin! 1.2738 0.04444 168 133 24 11
2823 So how long have you been going to this dentist? 1.2734 0.05286 128 103 15 10
2824 Honey, please chew with your mouth closed. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
2825 My friend Mary says that you mix well. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
2826 Make sure to chew your food this time. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2827 Honey, about this liquid diet thing... 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
2828 And about how long have you been on this so-called liquid diet? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2829 So tell me again what is a serial “Mixer” 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2830 You can’t smoothie talk your way out of this one 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
2831 I’m not sure a transfer from kitchenware to bathroom fixtures would play to your strengths. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
2832 I thought it was a mixer, not a blender !!! 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
2833 The only thing that comes out of your mouth is mush. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
2834 Will you do absolutely anything to blend in? 1.2733 0.04220 150 114 31 5
2835 I thought blended family meant something entirely different. 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
2836 Roger, I don't think it's our relationship that has your head spinning. 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
2837 You're worried your food is touching? 1.2733 0.04492 161 127 24 10
2838 So, how long did you say you'll be on this liquid diet? 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2839 This dress always hits your "Purée" button. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2840 My girlfriends had warned me that you are a smoothie operator 1.2733 0.04661 161 129 20 12
2841 I don’t like kale either 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
2842 You do this every time! Just stop ordering lumpy mash! 1.2733 0.04577 161 128 22 11
2843 This is why I don’t use online dating apps.” 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
2844 The friends who set us up warned me that you were really into metaphors. 1.2732 0.03810 183 139 38 6
2845 I think you’re really great, but I am still not comfortable with the idea of having a blended family. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
2846 I'm a complicated man. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
2847 It was one of those party tricks that seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
2848 You really are just a tad obsessive about proper mastication. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2849 I thought this was a mixer? 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
2850 It's over Glen. I just don't know how we'll be able to manage a blended family. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
2851 i thought we were supposed to blend TOGETHER 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2852 excuse me you have a blender on your head 1.2727 0.04632 154 122 22 10
2853 Seriously, Henry, it's embarrassing... Must you puree so loudly? 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
2854 Yes. It is tempting to turn you on! 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
2855 I guess I got the wrong idea when you said you came from a blended family. 1.2727 0.04155 165 127 31 7
2856 I feel like we're a little overdressed for the meal, what with my dress and that new lid on your head. 1.2727 0.05078 143 116 15 12
2857 I misunderstood on the dating file your meaning of a blended family 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
2858 That's right, so fast it'll make your head spin. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
2859 When your profile said you could blend into any situation, it wasn’t kidding. 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
2860 I have an eating disorder... 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
2861 I’m sorry, Brad. You’ve just got too much spinning around in your head. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
2862 You’re the first guy I’ve met who’s into spinning. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
2863 Could I try just a sip of your daiquiri? 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
2864 And ever since the surgery, I never have to pay ridiculous prices for organic juice 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
2865 Well, your Tinder profile did say you came from a blended family... 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
2866 So this is what A.I. is all about 1.2721 0.04269 147 112 30 5
2867 You keep spinning everything! 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
2868 Well, that certainly puts a different spin on the matter! 1.2721 0.04159 147 111 32 4
2869 So what you're proposing is a blended family? 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
2870 Smoothie operator 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
2871 I said prayer, not purée” 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
2872 I don't normally go for these mixers but... 1.2721 0.05056 136 109 17 10
2873 What do you know? I grew up in a blended family, too. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
2874 When I signed up for the matchmaking service, I told them I was a wall flower at parties and wanted to meet someone who was a real mixer. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
2875 I don’t know, Melania. Some days I just get so mixed up. 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
2876 Don't worry, you are blending in really well. 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
2877 It greatly improves digestion. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
2878 Oh honey we all feel a little mixed up sometimes.. 1.2716 0.04292 162 126 28 8
2879 Try not to let your mixed emotions get the better of you. 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
2880 Just order a smoothie like a normal person! 1.2716 0.04467 162 128 24 10
2881 I think it's best if I make the important decisions. 1.2716 0.04110 162 124 32 6
2882 I think your drink is going to your head. 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
2883 ...and I love you. But I can't do a blended family! 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
2884 Ben, would you please stop with the ice! It really bothers me. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
2885 No it's just I thought Sheila told me you WERE a smoothie. But making them is nice too! 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
2886 My mom thought we would blend together nicely. 1.2715 0.04089 151 114 33 4
2887 This is my first mixer, and I feel so underdressed. 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
2888 Oh man, they forgot my straw. 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
2889 Wow, you really know how to put a spin on your profile. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
2890 I can clearly see Tom that you have mixed feelings about our relationship. 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
2891 See Mr. Waring, I knew you'd blend right in. 1.2715 0.03979 151 113 35 3
2892 It’s just that I thought you said you ‘sold’ smart appliances. 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
2893 Honestly, what buzzes around in your head sometimes is nothing but mush 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
2894 I wish you wouldn't take mixers quite so seriously dear 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
2895 Your brother was wonderful on Mystery Science Theater. 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2896 That's true, you never said you are human. I just assumed that when you described yourself as a whirl of activity...... 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2897 I'm finally beginning to understand why you're so mixed up. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2898 Hey, my head is spinning too. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2899 Your thoughts are all over the place. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
2900 Stop ostracizing yourself, dear! 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
2901 Only in your head are you a real smoothie. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
2902 From your Tinder profile, I thought you were taller. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
2903 There's mixed up and then there's...whatever this is. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
2904 Would you excuse me for a minute? I just have to whiz. 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
2905 I'm sorry, Jim, but I don't want to date another mixed up man. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
2906 So in your bio, it said you liked to "mix things up?" 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2907 Gosh, i know you’re feeling all jumbled up but you need to step back from the Grind if you are going to survive... 1.2707 0.04906 133 105 20 8
2908 Everything had seemed to be going smoothly 1.2707 0.04417 133 101 28 4
2909 So, you're in solid waste management? 1.2706 0.03894 170 129 36 5
2910 When your profile said "blended family" I had no idea. 1.2706 0.04476 170 136 22 12
2911 I remember reading in your bio that you’re a smooth talker. 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
2912 So you want shaken AND stirred, right? 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
2913 How did you get Smoothie as a nickname? 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
2914 You did say you were a smooth talker. 1.2704 0.04155 159 122 31 6
2915 And what did your mom say after "whiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrr?" 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2916 Are you excited about having a blended family? 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
2917 Your thought process seems a little more mixed up than usual today 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
2918 So, I'm just not sure I am ready for blended family! 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
2919 Wow, when you said you come from a blended family, you weren't kidding! 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2920 It's just lunch, don't overthink it. 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
2921 I'm having mixed thoughts about our relationship. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
2922 I’m beginning to tire of your liquid diet. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2923 You are quite the smoothie.. 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
2924 A blended family can work, Hank, if we just put our mind to it. 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
2925 Yes, it's a constant grind being limited to soft foods. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
2926 When you said you were looking for someone interested in a blended family, this isn't what I had pictured. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
2927 IS IT LOUD IN HERE? 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
2928 You seem a little mixed up in your head. 1.2699 0.04443 163 129 24 10
2929 Yeah, me too. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
2930 I think we could make a blended family work. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
2931 I really hate how you mix all your food together. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
2932 It's the only way I can deal with the news. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
2933 I told you the food here will make your head spin! 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
2934 So, I'm assuming you're from a blended family? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
2935 No, blend in means act normal. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
2936 The doctor said you need to chew your food, not blend it 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
2937 Wasn't there some other fix for the vertigo? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
2938 Do you ever order soup? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
2939 Explain again about your blended family. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
2940 I just want to blend in, and have a nice lunch 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
2941 You chew rather loudly. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
2942 I've never understood pulse. 1.2695 0.04608 167 135 19 13
2943 I'm not sure that's the best way to blend in dear. 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
2944 I’m tired of your negativity. Do you EVER shake your head up and down? 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
2945 It’s just that I can’t be with a man who likes to “mix it up.” 1.2695 0.04367 167 132 25 10
2946 You're the one who wanted to come to this fusion restaurant! 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
2947 I’d rather not have Margaritaville as our song 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
2948 Oh gosh, I’m so sorry! I have no idea what turned me on, at least you know I’m fully functional. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
2949 Judy said you were a little mixed-up. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
2950 I admire your honesty about being a juicer 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
2951 Smoothies for dessert at your place? 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
2952 There’s really nothing wrong with feeling mixed up. 1.2692 0.04200 130 97 31 2
2953 Sorry Hal, you're not blending in! 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
2954 Honey, I know the soup you make is better, but let's just TRY to enjoy our night out? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2955 First and last date from the new website Mix'r 1.2690 0.04720 145 115 21 9
2956 You're just not the same after taking that bullet to the brain 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
2957 I’m just concerned about bringing my kids into a blended family. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
2958 Explain the blended family thing again. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
2959 Are your thoughts purée? 1.2690 0.04918 145 117 17 11
2960 When you said you had a mixer on your mind, I thought you were talking about your time at Yale. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
2961 For heaven's sake, Michael, the least you could do is wear your human head for our tenth anniversary. 1.2688 0.04226 160 124 29 7
2962 Don't get so upset. We can bring the rest home. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
2963 I've been dating a wand mixer that I simply find more useful. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
2964 You say you’re from a blended family? 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2965 What do you mean I am making your head spin? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
2966 Are you trying to blend in? 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
2967 Was it busy at work today, Dear? 1.2685 0.04726 149 119 20 10
2968 Don't get so worked up Honey, it's not good for your motor. 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
2969 It would have been a lot less noticeable to replace your dentures. 1.2685 0.04111 149 113 32 4
2970 Blender? I barely even know her! 1.2685 0.04629 149 118 22 9
2971 I don't think that's what they meant by 'chew your food well.' 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
2972 The last time I was on a date, I made a Bloody Mary. She never called me again. 1.2685 0.04821 149 120 18 11
2973 But enough about me... tell me more about your blended family. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
2974 I always wanted a blended family. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
2975 So, this is speed dating. Cool! 1.2683 0.05300 123 99 15 9
2976 So, have you seen any good smoothies lately? 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
2977 Have you tried yoga? 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
2978 John, I don’t think the world is ready for a prefrontal purée. 1.2681 0.04183 138 104 31 3
2979 I'm so glad to see that your trying to blend in 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
2980 Frank, you’re not listening to me. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
2981 I 'd heard you were razor sharp, but didn't know such a smoothie too. 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
2982 I think this date is going quite smoothie...I mean smoothly! 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
2983 Whirr? That's all you have to say 1.2680 0.04908 153 125 15 13
2984 These days, keeping up with the news really makes your head spin. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
2985 This really wasn’t what I imagined when your profile said you were mixed up in the head. 1.2679 0.04344 168 133 25 10
2986 I'm a model... A refurbished model. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
2987 I must say,you are a smoothie! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
2988 I think there's been some kind of a mix up! 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2989 Just this once will you please try to blend in? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2990 I'm sorry--I understood you were a gender bender. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
2991 I know you said you were from a mixed background, but . . . 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2992 With all that's going on in the world today, my head is spinning, too... 1.2676 0.03987 142 106 34 2
2993 I was ok with the scissor hands, but this one is a bit noisy. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
2994 Don't say anything. I'm trying to blend in. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2995 What do you mean you need me to cut it into smaller pieces 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
2996 I don't think we're intellectually compatible Gerald, but I would consider sitting on your face while you make pesto. 1.2675 0.04729 157 127 18 12
2997 So... how old was the picture you posted on Tinder? 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
2998 Archie told me your name, but not that you'd transitioned. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
2999 Are you having the bass? 1.2675 0.04553 157 125 22 10
3000 I admit, your mixed race profile left me expecting something a little different. 1.2672 0.04575 131 101 25 5
3001 Honey, I know you think you are blending in, but it's just not working. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
3002 I don't want a blended family. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
3003 You come from a mixed family? 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
3004 How can I ever know what you are thinking in that mixed up brain of yours? 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3005 When you said you grew up in a 'blended' family, I thought... 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3006 You said that you were from a "blended" family, not a "blender" family. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3007 I dabble in bartending, if you want me to create you a custom drink off the top of my head. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
3008 So this is what you meant by "mixed personality" 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
3009 I see you're a mover and shaker in this town. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
3010 We don’t have to talk about the Mueller Report if you don’t want to. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
3011 It all goes to the same place anyways. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
3012 They said it was a mixer, but..... 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
3013 I can see that makes your head spin. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
3014 Wow, a daiquiri on the first date. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
3015 So how long have you been vegan? 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
3016 Harvey, you look like you need some help. Just ask for EVOO, garlic, basil, oregano and cilantro. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
3017 I’m sorry, I don’t know how I feel about creating a blended family. 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
3018 Blended family? 1.2667 0.04602 150 119 22 9
3019 Margarita, will you marry me? 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
3020 Look, Mr. Shaken-not-Stirred, nobody cares. 1.2667 0.04478 165 132 22 11
3021 I'm sure your mother meant well, but I'm returning it. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
3022 Your thoughts getting jumbled, dear? 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
3023 Things used to be, "Pulse! Pulse! Pulse!" But now you're always, "Puree... Puree...Puree." 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
3024 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a mixer night. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
3025 I can chew my own food just fine. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
3026 Weren't you a microwave on Bumble? 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
3027 Liquid diet? 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
3028 So what ethnicity is the name 'Vitamix'? 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
3029 I'm sorry Steve, I'm not ready to give up plastic straws. 1.2663 0.04155 169 132 29 8
3030 Match.com did say you mixed well. 1.2663 0.04155 169 132 29 8
3031 I come from a blended family. How about you? 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
3032 That is just circular logic 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
3033 Garbage in, garbage out. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
3034 I guess I misunderstood your dating profile when you said you were hoping for a blended family. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
3035 I know that you have mixed emotions about me. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
3036 Maybe if you didn't have so many cocktails you're head wouldn't be spinning now. 1.2662 0.04125 154 118 31 5
3037 Yes, you did alert me that you're all mixed up. 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
3038 It's Biden isn't it? 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3039 I don't think you're listening to me. 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
3040 You had me at “chrunxxxxzzz”... 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3041 So tell me, Karen, what were you doing at William Sonoma then? 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
3042 You seem agitated. Is something on your mind? 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
3043 A cocktail dress for hamburgers and fries? Why can't you just blend in? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
3044 ...but our kids would have to shoulder the burdens of being blended. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
3045 I'd go with Chop.... 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
3046 No, it's a lovely name...It's just that, when your profile said William Sonoma, I assumed that was were you worked... 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
3047 Dear, I asked you to chew your food longer, not faster. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
3048 When you said you minced your words, I didn;t take you so literally. 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
3049 My, you’re such a smoothie talker. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
3050 I hate going out to dinner with you. You make such a spectacle of yourself. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
3051 I think there was a mix up 1.2657 0.04754 143 114 20 9
3052 I guess I misunderstood what you meant by 'Ninja' 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
3053 Of course I’m not upset—I assumed you were a gender blender the moment we met! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
3054 Honey, I think you've got your facts mixed up. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
3055 Honey, why do you have to be so loud when you chew? 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
3056 So sorry that you’re all mixed up. 1.2656 0.05141 128 103 16 9
3057 Not what I imagined, when you said you came from a blended family. 1.2655 0.03947 177 137 33 7
3058 I think you are just mixed up. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
3059 But enough about me, I tend to rumble sometimes. 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
3060 I see this will be a juicy first date. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
3061 Is it helping you with your digestion? 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
3062 At least I'm trying to blend in... 1.2653 0.04761 147 118 19 10
3063 You're from a blended family, you say? 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
3064 I am from a blended family but, I admit, this is a new experience for me. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
3065 John, we need to slow things down, in your parlance, speed level 1. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
3066 No, it's not your chewing - I just wish that you were more polite to the waiter. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
3067 I guess I swiped the wrong way. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
3068 No, Brian, it doesn't help you blend in. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
3069 Don't be embarrassed. I chew on ice when I'm nervous, too. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
3070 Please, please, don't chew with your mouth open. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
3071 Trudy said you're an old smoothie 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
3072 Remember, chew your food. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
3073 So, tell me about your blended family” 1.2651 0.04201 166 130 28 8
3074 I'm really trying to blend in these days. 1.2651 0.04201 166 130 28 8
3075 Thanks for telling me about what you're watching on Netflix and your take on politics, Jon--but I really need to ask you about something. 1.2651 0.04287 166 131 26 9
3076 You have no idea how hard it is to be smooth on a first date. 1.2651 0.03838 166 126 36 4
3077 I'm on a liquid diet. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
3078 Whatever - Blendr, Tinder, Finder, Grindr - oh sorry - I think my roommate is calling with an emergency. 1.2649 0.04764 151 122 18 11
3079 Sorry but when I said I literally wanted to marry my Vitamix, I meant the red one. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
3080 Honey, your smoothie diet is going to your head 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
3081 Yes, you did say you came from a blended family. 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
3082 Must you make a hash out of everything I say? 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
3083 I want a blended family as well, but... 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3084 Cale, I can tell that just the thought of eating that burger and fries is Waring on you. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
3085 Well, actually it’s a food processor. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3086 Yes, I do believe in blended families. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
3087 I feel we need to hit the reset button.” 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
3088 Slow it down, Bob, you're annoying the other diners. 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
3089 I know I may come across as a smoothie... 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
3090 Are you telling me that this is a good time to talk about our Blended Family? 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
3091 We need to talk. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
3092 Don't talk to me about mixing metaphors! 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
3093 I think there has been some sort of mix-up, your profile listed your occupation as Ninja? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
3094 I've really tried my best to get over it, but I just can't date a man with webbed feet. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3095 My hairdresser's hearing aid batteries were weak. I asked to become "blonder"!! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
3096 At first I was just hoping to blend in, but then I started mixing in the wrong crowd. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
3097 Sorry, I think you’re all mixed up. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
3098 You’re not the smoothiest operator. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
3099 That's not what your doctor meant when she said to chew your food better. 1.2642 0.04589 159 128 20 11
3100 You remind me of my ex, loud and relentless 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
3101 Yes, you're blending in." 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
3102 Honey... just make a decision! 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
3103 I’m just not sure I can get serious with someone so into gender blending. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
3104 Get your head around this. It's not me. It's you. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
3105 Dear, your imitations are starting to bother me. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
3106 I thought you said smooth operator. 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
3107 I'm looking more for grinding than blending. 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
3108 Well sure, I listed Smoothies as one of my "likes", but they are not the focus of my life. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
3109 I thought 'stir' might be a nice setting for tonight. 1.2638 0.04158 163 127 29 7
3110 Don’t you think you’ve taken this whole, ‘love me, love my Vitamix,’ just a little too far. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
3111 These caption contests have become ludicrous. (Seriously) 1.2638 0.04591 163 132 19 12
3112 She said you were a little mixed up. 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
3113 Perhaps some water might help. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
3114 I know you're all mixed up Honey, but we can talk this out. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
3115 When I asked for someone who was okay with blended families, I had something else in mind. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
3116 I didn’t mean to make your head spin! 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
3117 I know your head is spinning.​ ​Yes, you are different, but this is New York City you will blend right in!" 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
3118 We'll always have Puree. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
3119 Aren’t you the smoothie 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
3120 That’s not what I meant about blending our families. 1.2635 0.04430 167 134 22 11
3121 You’re my first Blendr date and it’s not what I expected. 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
3122 I long for the days when you just chewed a lot. 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
3123 You're mixing your metaphors again. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
3124 I don't understand. You just seem so mixed up these days. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
3125 No, Jerrod, I will not give a 'squirrel burger' a whirl. 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
3126 Do you think that will get the waiter's attention? 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
3127 You promised you'd never frappe again in front of me! 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
3128 Thanks, Jane. But I'm getting the feeling I've opened up too quickly. 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
3129 Did I not mention I was the head of a blended family? 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
3130 Maybe it's the wine that's making your head spin. 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
3131 I just don't think we mix well. 1.2632 0.04643 152 122 20 10
3132 Wouldn't dentures have been quieter? 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
3133 But I don't want to have a blended family. I told you when we met at that mixer. 1.2628 0.03976 156 119 33 4
3134 So, on your profile you said you're high-powered? 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
3135 Your thoughts are supposed to be scrambled, not blended. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
3136 Yes, you did say that you were a great mixer. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
3137 I told you making milkshakes would give you a headache. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
3138 I feel like our relationship has been such a blur. 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
3139 I'm sick of your fad diets! 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
3140 You have the makings of a real smoothie but you are Waring on me. 1.2626 0.04217 179 143 25 11
3141 So this is the North Beach Diet? 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
3142 I’m worried about where the smoothie comes out. 1.2625 0.04476 160 128 22 10
3143 You sound a bit mixed up. 1.2625 0.04205 160 125 28 7
3144 So you come from a blended family? 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
3145 So your insurance would not pay for dentures or dental implants, but they paid for that? 1.2624 0.04895 141 114 17 10
3146 Oh, har har. I ask for one night out away from the kitchen. 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
3147 I should have ordered soup. It all ends up as soup anyhow... 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
3148 Can you even HEAR me when you eat?? 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
3149 This isn't what I expected when Sarah said her boss was a metal-head. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
3150 So should we go home and make smoothies? 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
3151 I guess you understand blended families? 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
3152 so, you say you're from a blended family? 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
3153 What have you gotten yourself mixed up in this time, Harry? 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
3154 You don't really blend in. 1.2622 0.03855 164 125 35 4
3155 So..you were saying you came to Washington to mix things up... 1.2622 0.04313 164 130 25 9
3156 And why did you sign onto mixandmatch.com? 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
3157 I know breaking up can be difficult-but I didn’t think it would whip you into a frenzy! 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
3158 I'm really getting some mixed messages from you! 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
3159 You're not making the silence any less awkward. 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
3160 Your add said radiohead. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
3161 When you said we’d have a blended family, I thought you meant you had kids too. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
3162 So once you blew your top the divorce became messy. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
3163 You pushed the right buttons with that dress 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
3164 Go ahead and take it - you need the straw more I do. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
3165 Are you one of those people who's bothered by loud chewing? 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
3166 Oh dear, I've triggered you again. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
3167 Doreen warned you were a smoothie but this is ridiculous. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
3168 I'd rather stick my head in a blender than attend another spring fundraiser. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
3169 Yours came out fine, but mine needs another 10 seconds. 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
3170 I'm pretty sure that's not what they meant when they said that we should try to blend in. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
3171 Please don't take this personally, but I don't need another dicey relationship. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
3172 Your personal touch to the dressing is so romantic! 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
3173 Your online profile said you were the spin doctor, so I thought you were the Attorney General. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
3174 and, you don't have to brush as often ? 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
3175 Oh my, you ARE a smoothie talker. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
3176 You said you were looking to mix things up in the bedroom. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
3177 We probably should have spent the extra money on the Ninja; it's much faster. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
3178 I don't go on a lot of dates, but I decided to mix things up. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
3179 I thought your profile said you were from a 'blended family' not a 'blender family. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
3180 f you put the hamburger in there, I'm leaving. 1.2617 0.04606 149 119 21 9
3181 Ralph, when I said "let's mix it up a bit" you KNOW this was not what I meant. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
3182 You better not embarrass me with a second salad bar visit... 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
3183 Oh, my gosh! Your website said that you tend to grind your teeth, but this is not what I expected. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
3184 Sorry for mentioning this so early on our date 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
3185 I'd date anything with a pulse function 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
3186 My last boyfriend was great at mixing and shredding. Now I’m looking for someone who can liquify. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
3187 Yes, I can see that you come from a blended family. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
3188 I begged you not to watch the news. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
3189 You look a lot different than your profile pic... 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
3190 I don't know,Tommy. Sometimes it feels like we're just going round and round. 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
3191 Hiccups? Just press pause. 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
3192 I'll just stick with water for now, thanks. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
3193 I know you want to blend in, Harry, but you might want to re-think your methodology." 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
3194 When I heard about the social mixer, this is not what I was thinking. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
3195 I know its speed dating, but I was hoping we could really give this a whir. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
3196 I just assumed you would like fusion cuisine. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
3197 So, how long have you been in politics? 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
3198 What can I say? It brings out the flavor in the food. 1.2611 0.04531 157 126 21 10
3199 I know you do not like to try new things, but why not give this a whirl? 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
3200 I know you are from a blended family, but you seem a little too mixed up for my taste. 1.2609 0.04451 161 129 22 10
3201 OK, what is it? I can tell when your gears are turning.. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
3202 My father was a small kitchen appliance salesman. 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
3203 Well, yes, your profile did say you were from a blended family... 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
3204 Honey, how did your day go? Anything happen? 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
3205 This smoothie cleanse has really gone to your head. 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
3206 Rick you are such a smoothie. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
3207 'Why?!?' Because you constantly give me mixed messages! 1.2606 0.03930 165 127 33 5
3208 I see you’re trying to blend right in. 1.2606 0.04023 165 128 31 6
3209 Would you like me to cut your food up for you? 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
3210 You had me at first pulse setting. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
3211 I'm having mixed feelings about this date. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
3212 A blended family just won't work. 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
3213 True, I wanted to mix things up, but this... 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
3214 Go home with me now and I'll throw in a variable-speed back massager. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
3215 Really, a protein shake with every meal ? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
3216 I've never seen one with a 'masticate' setting. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
3217 Don't ever tell me again that I look good enough to eat! 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
3218 Thanks for dinner, but you seem a little mixed up in the head. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
3219 I wish you would just tell me what's on your mind. 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
3220 You remind me of Jimmy Buffett. 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
3221 Are you sure you’re alright? You seem shaken up. 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
3222 What do you mean by mixed reviews?! 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
3223 “I’m not sleeping in the appliance garage.” 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
3224 Nice hat... 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
3225 I wish I could blend in as well as you do! 1.2600 0.04170 150 116 29 5
3226 Wow. A straw? 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
3227 Charles, this is not what I meant by a blended family. 1.2600 0.04676 150 121 19 10
3228 I just feel like your mind is always spinning. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
3229 Yes, I know you should chew your food well, Harold, but this is ridiculous. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
3230 When yours dating profile said that you were a mixer, I assumed that meant you were some sort of DJ. 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
3231 I should have known using a dating app owned by Amazon would have some pitfalls 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
3232 Relax, women prefer blends. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
3233 I know your profile page said 'you blend well' but this isn't what I expected. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
3234 Ronald, you're pulsing again. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
3235 You're a smoothie operator. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
3236 Oh yeah, I love marriage. I've been married three times. One was a male. One was female. And the other was a Volkswagen. Boy is it loud in here... you like hockey? 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
3237 You're not Jewish are you? 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
3238 I’ve never dined with a Keurig either. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
3239 Yes, Nathan, that would make my head spin, too. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
3240 It's okay, Honey. You're just a little mixed up. 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
3241 Poor man - you're all mixed up! 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
3242 I'm sorry, but I thought I was swiping right on "Tinder," not "Blender" 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
3243 It’s the new “Brexit” fascinator. All mixed up and can’t see what’s ahead. 1.2595 0.05035 131 106 16 9
3244 You do seem to be a little mixed up lately. 1.2595 0.03829 158 120 35 3
3245 Oh, I wouldn't worry about that . . . I'm sure you're blending right in. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
3246 No, I will NOT hand feed you! 1.2595 0.04415 158 126 23 9
3247 Quit mixing up what I'm saying! 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
3248 I know you're trying to understand, but do you have to make that horrible sound? 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
3249 Yes, I'm mixed. Why do you ask? 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
3250 I'm sorry Presley, it's not love - you're just all shook up. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
3251 Boy, when you said that problem at work had your head spinning I thought it was just a metaphor. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
3252 Don't be ridiculous -- I love that you're from a blended family. 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
3253 This is not pushing any of my buttons.” 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
3254 You know, it's not polite to chew with your mouth open, Karen. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
3255 Forgive me, Karen, I feel like my head is spinning right now... 1.2595 0.04415 158 126 23 9
3256 I preferred your dentures. 1.2595 0.04506 158 127 21 10
3257 Chewing with my mouth open is a turn-on for you, I take it? 1.2593 0.04339 162 129 24 9
3258 I see myself as a people person and a blender. 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
3259 I'm sorry that you feel misled, but your Tinder profile isn't exactly truthful either. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
3260 Are you juicing? 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
3261 I just can't shake the feeling that you've got mixed emotions about this relationship. 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
3262 Feeling mixed - up is normal at this stage of a relationship, John 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
3263 My friends warned me you were sharp, reliable, but had a short fuse. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
3264 No, You don't blend in well at all! 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
3265 Yeah, it's a new treatment, but it's getting mixed results. 1.2593 0.04250 162 128 26 8
3266 You’re so beautiful, just looking at you makes my head spin. 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
3267 I'm not dull, I just like to blend in. 1.2590 0.04351 166 133 23 10
3268 Sorry, I’m not looking for a blended family. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
3269 It’s not you, it’s me. I just come from a more blended family. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
3270 It started out as a nice crush but anyone with a pulse can see this isn't going grate. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
3271 Warring over our blended family in public only draws more attention to us. 1.2590 0.04933 139 113 16 10
3272 You look different on Tinder. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3273 I hate people who chew their ice. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
3274 Your profile said you you were looking for more juice. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
3275 Everyone goes through times of mixed emotions. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
3276 I come from a blended family, too, but not literally... 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
3277 But I thought the matchmaker said you were "the head of a line of big spenders." 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
3278 I'm glad we came out. I was sick of blending in. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
3279 Been watching the news again? 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
3280 It's not you. I just can't get over my vita-mix. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
3281 I thought Mona said you came from a 'blended' family. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
3282 So, you were talking about growing up in your blended family ... 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
3283 You're always mixing up everything. 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
3284 When you posted about how amazing your smoothies were, I didn't think... 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
3285 You know you don’t always have to act so smooth. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
3286 I don’t mean to sound rude, Mary, but you don’t really look like your Tinder photo. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
3287 I thought the dentist was going to implant a new set of teeth. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
3288 Why can't we just have a normal conversation? 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
3289 So...how long have you been on blendr? 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
3290 You're really serious about this new diet, aren't you? 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
3291 Could this be a possible explanation for your dizzy spells? 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
3292 What happened to blending in? 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
3293 Yes, online dating can make your head spin. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
3294 This is not what I expected at my first college mixer. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
3295 you're always so mixed up! 1.2581 0.04562 155 125 20 10
3296 It’s not a diet, it’s a lifestyle 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
3297 Do you come to these mixers often? 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
3298 My last date was all mixed up too !! 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
3299 Honey, finish the bite before you answer. 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
3300 So, I understand you were raised in a successfully blended family? 1.2579 0.04012 159 123 31 5
3301 Yes I do like crushed ice. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
3302 Sure, I juice." 1.2579 0.04299 159 126 25 8
3303 This is not what I meant when I told you to “blend in.” 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
3304 Bob, please stop chewing with your mouth open. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
3305 Well I can see you're preoccupied... 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
3306 You're not blending in at all. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
3307 It's a living! 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
3308 He remembered making her a few daquiris, but the memories of the rest of their date just blended together. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
3309 So your family is blended? 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
3310 So, do you often swipe pulse? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3311 Your juicing obsession has really gotten out of control. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3312 George - please don't grind your teeth at the table" 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
3313 You can't switch to puree every time I bring up the credit card 1.2575 0.04328 167 134 23 10
3314 I don't think you understand what "blended fusion cuisine" means. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
3315 Must you chew your food so loudly?!? 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
3316 No, I'm not opposed to the idea of blended families. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
3317 Honey, blend with your lid closed!" 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
3318 I'm sorry. I just prefer this year's model. 1.2574 0.04042 136 103 31 2
3319 I hate it when you grind your teeth. 1.2574 0.04549 136 107 23 6
3320 I know you're a Ninja, but I love my Magic Bullet. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
3321 I’m feeling a little mixed up myself. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
3322 Sorry for the mix up. I was looking for a pulse. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
3323 I'm just surprised, your profile said 6'3". 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
3324 I've been bamboozled! His dating profile picture was an edible arrangement. 1.2571 0.04687 140 112 20 8
3325 What is it? What’s whirrying you? 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
3326 This seems a little drastic to avoid using straws . . . 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
3327 Honestly, you've been so scatterbrained lately. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
3328 You always get so stirred up when we talk politics 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
3329 I know you want to blend in, but this is ridiculous! 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
3330 I wish you wanted to do more than just blend in. 1.2568 0.04301 148 116 26 6
3331 STOP IT! You're making me dizzy! 1.2568 0.04709 148 120 18 10
3332 That's a strange way to get a buzz. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
3333 I'm sure my mother will understand. After all, she married a mix-master. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
3334 Oh, well, it’s just lunch 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
3335 Do you want some cheese with that whine? 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3336 I've told you before. I'm afraid of the whole blended family thing. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3337 I feel like you’re not hearing me. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
3338 I’m leaving you for my magic wand. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
3339 Do you want another smoothie? 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
3340 Now I see why you wrote "into Cuisinart" on match.com. 1.2566 0.04525 152 122 21 9
3341 How long have you had migraines? 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3342 Gotta quit falling for these smooth talkers! 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3343 No, I would never have guessed you were from a blended family. 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
3344 What do you mean you don't like this place? It's BYOB. 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
3345 You do know you don't blend in. 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
3346 So, what do you do with YOUR leftovers? 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
3347 I can see us having a blended family" 1.2564 0.04536 156 126 20 10
3348 when you said spin doctor, i didn’t expect that... 1.2564 0.04155 156 122 28 6
3349 I never French Kiss on the first date. 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3350 I can't wait to meet your oven. I mean your mom. 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3351 Don't worry, I refuse to chop dates. 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
3352 Don’t feel awkward, you blend right in! 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
3353 Look at it this way: we'll have a blended family. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
3354 I didn't know you had such mixed feelings. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
3355 That’s not so bad. They call me chatterbox. 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
3356 I think you blend in well. 1.2560 0.03680 168 128 37 3
3357 How unfortunate for you to get one of your dizzy spells just now! 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
3358 What do you do when you're full? 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
3359 Honestly Henry, I just think you're all mixed up. 1.2558 0.04832 129 103 19 7
3360 This is taking your brain food diet too far! 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
3361 I see now why you wanted to meet at a place where we had the option to mix it up or just blend in. 1.2557 0.04168 176 141 25 10
3362 If I get ice cream, would you mind whipping up a milk shake for me? 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
3363 My heritage? Well, my father was Dutch, and my mother was actually a toaster oven! 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
3364 Nigel, I appreciate your commitment, but a lighter approach to blending in with my friends would have been sufficient. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
3365 I am a little worried. The conversation always seems to come back to margaritas 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
3366 I also come from a blended family. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
3367 That’s not what I meant by ‘blending in.’ 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
3368 I'm so in love. You make my head spin ! 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
3369 i'm from a blended family. 1.2555 0.04751 137 110 19 8
3370 When I read your bio on Match, I thought it meant you got along with people easily 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
3371 "I'm glad I make your pulse quicken. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
3372 I feel like I'm in blend mode and you're in mix mode. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
3373 This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I said we should mix things up a little. 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
3374 I don’t have a head I was just hoping you could give me some 1.2553 0.04657 141 113 20 8
3375 But your profile said you were open to blended families. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
3376 I can't imagine what it's like when you snore! 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
3377 Eating vegan won't cause you to rust. 1.2553 0.03951 141 107 32 2
3378 I’m just not sure I’m ready for a blended family. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
3379 Why are you looking at me that way? 1.2553 0.04077 141 108 30 3
3380 Well yes, I love frozen Margaritas but I do need a bit more in a committed relationship. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
3381 I'm not satisfied with blend. Call me when you're ready to frappé. 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
3382 I wish you would stop smooth talking me 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
3383 Whoa, that drink must be strong. I feel like my head is spinning. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3384 Enough about me. What makes your head spin? 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3385 Pulse. You always regret liquifying your burger. 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
3386 Let's not mince words here. I prefer mine blended 1.2552 0.04773 145 118 17 10
3387 Did you forget your Adderall? 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3388 I think I would be fine with a blended family? 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
3389 I do like to mix it up when I’m dating... 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
3390 Are you nervous? You're shaking something awful. 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
3391 You think I'm the one whose all mixed up? 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
3392 It’s right there on my Match profile - I’m from a blended family. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
3393 I'm not saying it was a lie, but when your profile said you were silky smooth and able to blend in any situation I rather had something else in mind. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
3394 I’m sure that I will love your kids, I’ve always dreamed of a blended family! 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
3395 I was looking to mix it up a little 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
3396 Um, so, your profile said you were 6 feet 2 inches tall. 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
3397 Is that what you meant by ' a smoothie ' ? 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
3398 Hey...we all need some help in processing now and then! 1.2549 0.04098 153 119 29 5
3399 I have to be honest, I've only made piña coladas 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
3400 What do you mean; "you can't imagine a blended family" ? 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
3401 The more I get to know you, the more mixed up you appear. 1.2548 0.04032 157 122 30 5
3402 Was it something I SAID? 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
3403 In your dating profile you self-identified as coming from a blended family; tell me more. 1.2548 0.04032 157 122 30 5
3404 Have you lost your pulse? 1.2548 0.04510 157 127 20 10
3405 I can see right through you. 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
3406 So that's why your dating site said "mixed up fellow, but blends well with people." 1.2547 0.03869 161 124 33 4
3407 Can't I even speak without you always shaking your head? 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
3408 Much more efficient than chewing 1.2547 0.03869 161 124 33 4
3409 What do you mean you feel mixed up? 1.2547 0.04251 161 128 25 8
3410 My friends tell me I'm a smoothie operator. 1.2545 0.04001 165 129 30 6
3411 It's ok if you want to mix it up a bit. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
3412 I'm flattered, but I still don't think we are blending as a couple 1.2541 0.03930 181 143 30 8
3413 Tell me more about your blended family. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
3414 So,how long have you been a DJ? 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
3415 I don't think that's what the psychologist meant when she said we 'should mix things up.' 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
3416 I can't stand to see you chew your food 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
3417 I think you're the smoothest guy I've ever dated. 1.2536 0.03992 138 105 31 2
3418 ...Perhaps. But the savings on cutlery are considerable! 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
3419 Do you really think a blended family could work? 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
3420 Have you considered dental implants? 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
3421 How ever did you guess that I come from a blended family?” 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3422 When your profile said you were a mixologist, I just assumed you were a bartender. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
3423 Please, just try to blend in. 1.2535 0.04734 142 115 18 9
3424 Don’t tell me: Your head’s in a whirl. 1.2535 0.03927 142 108 32 2
3425 I'm just not sure we're a good blend. 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
3426 Do you not eat solid foods? 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
3427 You looked taller on Tinder. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3428 I'm tired of your righteous indignation about healthy alternatives! 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3429 I thought when you said you wanted to mix things up, you meant where we eat. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
3430 I understood this was a mixer, but this exceeds my expectations. 1.2534 0.03865 146 111 33 2
3431 Emulsify, emulsify. Can we at least put that aside until after dinner? 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
3432 Don't you think you're taking this whole "drink your food and chew your water" thing a bit too literally? 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
3433 No,I don't like that you're Waring. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
3434 The sex is quite stimulating. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
3435 Breaking down is hard to do. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
3436 I see you also come from a blended family. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
3437 Despite his storied lineage,Garth Waring-Vader finds blind dates painfully awkward. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
3438 I really hate it when you mix things up. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
3439 I've told you, Jason-- just stop watching the news. 1.2534 0.04102 146 113 29 4
3440 Don't pulse at me when I'm telling you how I feel about our issues. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
3441 When on your profile you said you came from a blended family you weren’t kidding. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
3442 I like my men straight up 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
3443 As talkers go, I hear you're a real smoothie. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
3444 With all that spin, you'll fit right in with the D. C. crowd. 1.2533 0.04652 150 122 18 10
3445 I mean I'm not against blended family in principle" 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
3446 What I'm mostly looking for from a relationship is a blended family. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3447 Would you prefer I cut it up for you. 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
3448 Well, I was sorta dating one appliance for a while, but it was just for fun. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3449 I'm just not sure I can handle a blended family 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3450 I'm not into guys who are smoothies. 1.2532 0.04376 154 123 23 8
3451 I thought “Smoothie” was referring to your mannerisms. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3452 You make salsa and margaritas? 1.2532 0.04075 154 120 29 5
3453 Why do I always have to carry the conversation ? 1.2532 0.04658 154 126 17 11
3454 I worry that sometimes you are more than a little mixed up! 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
3455 I thought you would be comfortable at this mixer. 1.2532 0.03803 158 121 34 3
3456 What's wrong, Dear? You haven't said a whirl to me all night. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
3457 When you said I turned your head, I never imagined... 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
3458 My friend says you make for a real smoothie. 1.2531 0.04136 162 128 27 7
3459 I thought this dinner was a mixer. 1.2531 0.04406 162 131 21 10
3460 Could you please just blend in 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
3461 Well, I suppose it's all going to the same place... 1.2529 0.04007 170 134 29 7
3462 My last date asked me to cut up his food. You've come prepared... 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
3463 Our relationship is getting dicey 1.2529 0.04340 170 138 21 11
3464 When I saw your online dating bio said "I like to mix it up" I wasn't expecting this. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
3465 I wanted a blended family, but this is ridiculous. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
3466 I'm not ready for a blended family. 1.2519 0.04641 131 104 21 6
3467 'I just wish you'd say yes to something once in a while' 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
3468 But I liked the way you whirr 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
3469 Should I call you Mr. Julius, or is just Orange okay? 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
3470 I think the corking fee still applies. 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
3471 I agree, restaurants are so loud these days! 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
3472 I'm quite surprised that you're not into blended families. 1.2518 0.04222 139 108 27 4
3473 You don't need silverware. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
3474 My friends warned me you’d be a smoothie. 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
3475 But you said in your profile that you wanted to "mix things up." 1.2518 0.04800 139 113 17 9
3476 I'd rather ask the waiter for another knife. 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
3477 You haven't even touched your puree. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
3478 When you said you had a blended familiy ..... 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
3479 It's no big deal, I just get things mixed up sometimes. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
3480 Liquid diets suck, don't they? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
3481 On the bright side, your acne is gone. 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
3482 I’m a flurry of mixed emotions. . . 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
3483 Honey, the meat is a little overcooked. Better use puree. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
3484 Since your surgery, I notice you mix up your words. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
3485 Yes, your profile did say you like to mix things up, but... 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
3486 Honey, I think you're taking this pureed diet a little too seriously 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
3487 You had to go and order the daiquiri, didn't you? 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
3488 So, why exactly do you have mixed feelings about growing up in a blended family? 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
3489 When I said we could have a blended family, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
3490 Has the transition from speed dating been difficult for you? 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
3491 Relax, the waiter is bringing your straw right now. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
3492 I'm sorry for the mix up. 1.2516 0.03839 155 119 33 3
3493 I suppose you won’t kiss me good night. 1.2516 0.04154 155 122 27 6
3494 You seem kinda mixed up to me. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
3495 Fox news makes my head spin too. 1.2516 0.04368 159 128 22 9
3496 I just don’t spin that way. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
3497 Do you mean to say you're just an old smoothie? 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
3498 If I've you once, I've told you or hundred times, that's not how you blend in. 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
3499 You won't blend in. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
3500 I grew up in a blended family, too. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
3501 I don’t mean to brag, but I was a finalist on “Chopped” 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
3502 I'm very careful with what I put in my body. I have irritable blade syndrome. 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
3503 This is not what I had in mind when you said we should try to blend in. 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
3504 I said the chef would remember you. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
3505 I think you've mixed me up with someone else. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
3506 Your profile didn't mention puree. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
3507 I should stop talking so much, I can see I've made your head spin. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
3508 So, should I just put my heart in there right now? 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
3509 Blended families never have it easy. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
3510 You look exactly like your Blender profile. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
3511 Why didn't you just order a smoothie? 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
3512 You may want to fix your hair 1.2500 0.03877 152 117 32 3
3513 When your text said you liked to puree, I thought it was a typo. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
3514 So you’re ok with the idea of a blended family? 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3515 Your mind is such a weird blend! 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
3516 I can deal with the mixed messages, but I really do prefer to chew my own food. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
3517 Do you really think blended families can be successful? 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
3518 I think I may have an alcohol problem 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
3519 Please don’t stir up trouble with the waiter. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
3520 I like a guy with more than one speed-option. 1.2500 0.03939 148 114 31 3
3521 I thought you like your martini shaken 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
3522 We need to blend in 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
3523 If I didn't want to whip you into a frenzy,I wouldn't have worn this dress. 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
3524 I see. You said dinner and a smoothie, not...Oh, never mind. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
3525 I'm sorry your implants weren't ready. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
3526 And, no, I DON'T think 'any time is daiquiri time.' 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
3527 What do you mean you have mixed feelings about us? 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3528 Don't you eat ANY solid food? 1.2500 0.04115 168 134 26 8
3529 All right, whatever you want to call it: a speed date, a mixer, a blender... I'm happy to meet you." John Canning Sea Cliff, NY 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
3530 The noise doesn't come through in your profile pic 1.2500 0.04548 140 112 21 7
3531 I picked this restaurant because I thought you would blend well. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
3532 I thought you liked it shaken, not stirred. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
3533 I don't think that's what the Captain meant when he told you to blend in. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
3534 What sort of time frame are we talking for a Frozen Mojito? 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
3535 Yeah, obviously I have some obscure fettishes. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
3536 I can see why some people call you Mister Smoothie 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
3537 Moving beyond the Pulse button was a big step. 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
3538 The costume looks great, but the character's name is Slender Man. 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
3539 Why don't you just go back to chewing. 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
3540 I hate how you push my buttons! 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
3541 You know, this is my first every blend date. 1.2500 0.04200 168 135 24 9
3542 I'm afraid I don't see this ending well 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
3543 I admire your creative solution to affordable dental care. 1.2500 0.04501 152 123 20 9
3544 I can puree that for you if you'd like. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
3545 There's that Ninja-like wit my girlfriend told me about. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
3546 I am trying to understand Trump's policy 1.2500 0.04942 124 100 17 7
3547 But honey, don't worry, we're ALL mixed up. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
3548 No more grating than usual. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
3549 Must you always? Can't you just enjoy the texture of your food as part of the experience when we're dining out 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
3550 I don't blend on the first date. 1.2500 0.04777 144 118 16 10
3551 Darling, you seem so mixed up. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
3552 It'll grow out. 1.2500 0.04769 140 114 17 9
3553 Yes James, he did overreact to your request to have your martini blended, instead of shaken or stirred. 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
3554 Really, It's me ... not you. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
3555 I juice, therefore I am. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
3556 Chewing is overrated. 1.2500 0.04303 152 121 24 7
3557 ...And I've dated other guys who also said they were Ninjas! 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
3558 You don´t mix very well, do yo? 1.2500 0.04352 132 103 25 4
3559 HECTIC DAY DEAR? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
3560 Would you like my straw? 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
3561 I really didn't think you were being literal when you told me you blend well in any occasion. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
3562 The way you eat, it’s like I can see everything. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
3563 Your profile said you were smooth, not smoothy 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
3564 I’ve heard of farm-to-table, but this is another level 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
3565 I'm just not ready for a blended family. 1.2486 0.03969 177 141 28 8
3566 You could say I’m the chameleon type, I blend in everywhere I go 1.2486 0.03859 173 136 31 6
3567 I told you not to send your drink back a second time! 1.2485 0.04424 169 139 18 12
3568 I think you took my suggestion to 'mix things up' way too literal. 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
3569 Wow, you are really making my head spin 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
3570 Frappé! 1.2485 0.04247 165 133 23 9
3571 I hear you're a real smoothie. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
3572 French kiss? Um, no. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
3573 Well, yes, it does seem to speed up the whole "slow food" movement, doesn't it? 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
3574 So I hear you come from a blended family... 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
3575 Yes, I remember you said you came from a blended family. But, I was thinking Oster, not Waring. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
3576 My girlfriend told me you were a smoothie.... 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
3577 I’m having mixed feelings about blending our families. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
3578 Not what I thought going to a mixer was. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
3579 I told you, my pulse is fine. Now, eat your dinner. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
3580 So your ancestors come from many different backgrounds? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
3581 I have to say, your passion for margaritas is really beginning to worry me. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
3582 Can’t you just chew like everybody else? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
3583 Did you make this yourself? 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
3584 Don't worry dear, you'll blend in just fine 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
3585 Carolyn regretted swiping right on the gentleman ready for a blended family. 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
3586 So, Rhonda tells me you're a ninja 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
3587 Welp, at least he’s got a pulse. 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
3588 Wouldn't it be quicker to just ask for more sauce? 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
3589 I simply said, try to blend in tonight. 1.2483 0.04030 149 116 29 4
3590 'You could at least pretend you're enjoying yourself." 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
3591 I know that I wrote in the dating site that I like smoothies but... 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
3592 I think you’re a really great guy, but I only date Vitamix men. 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
3593 It’s very useful, but a pain to clean. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
3594 We need to talk about our registry. 1.2483 0.04646 145 118 18 9
3595 Why are you so mixed up? 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3596 I'm just not into a blended relationship right now. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
3597 This isn't what I expected when you said, "I like to shake it up, Baby." 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
3598 Hold on. It's going to take me a minute to get my thoughts straight. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3599 You seem distracted. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
3600 How about you just try to blend in 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
3601 When I asked you to blend in with my friends more, this was not what I had in mind. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
3602 I’ve never blended well with others. 1.2482 0.03983 137 105 30 2
3603 I know you said you have a blended family, but... 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
3604 Well aren't you the smoothie talker! 1.2482 0.04608 137 110 20 7
3605 I think she gave me your drink with the special straw 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
3606 When did you stop chewing your food? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
3607 I'm just going to come out with it... The waiter didn't bring you a straw. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
3608 Come on, Greg, I can't be the only one with mixed feelings about this. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
3609 I thought your other dentures were just fine... 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
3610 Bill was so nervous he accidentally pressed "Agitate" instead of "Blend". 1.2471 0.04239 170 138 22 10
3611 Well, yes, I see now how that helps you avoid using a straw. 1.2471 0.03806 170 133 32 5
3612 Is this the Paleo or Keto brain balancing cleanse? 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
3613 Yeah, you blend, Frank. You blend right in. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
3614 I guess I knew that tonight was a mixer. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
3615 Is it fair to observe that your Tindr photo is not representative? 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
3616 Your mind must be spinning right now. 1.2468 0.03882 158 123 31 4
3617 Sheesh. And I was wondering if you had a pulse 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
3618 But do you self-clean? 1.2468 0.04084 158 125 27 6
3619 You bought how many things on Amazon Prime Day? 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
3620 I know there's a lot going around in your mind right now, but you have to get it together, Bill. 1.2468 0.04352 154 124 22 8
3621 Your profile said “big spender.” 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
3622 Do you find it difficult to blend in? 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
3623 BrandyAlexander is just a username. Why? 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
3624 Let's mix it up tonight. 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
3625 You want to use my straw? 1.2467 0.04530 150 122 19 9
3626 Well, I actually grew up in a blended family myself. 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
3627 I SAID, PARTICULARLY NASTY WEATHER! 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
3628 I guess I should have known when you listed "Mixtape" as your favorite artist. 1.2467 0.04006 150 117 29 4
3629 frank, you need a glass of water to help it go down. 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
3630 I told you so. Stick with decaffeinated. 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
3631 Do you think we would be successful as a blended family? 1.2467 0.03893 150 116 31 3
3632 Sweetheart, I asked for it to be shaken, not blended. 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
3633 This isn’t what I meant when I said to wear something to blend in. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
3634 Well, enough about me! Have you always been interested in high-performance blending?" 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3635 I know, those frozen daiquiris go to your head in no time. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
3636 You’re grating on me, dear. 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
3637 I'll pass on the smoothie. 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
3638 I don’t want to see a brain on juicing 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
3639 I understand: shaken not stirred. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3640 What makes you think that juicing is going to solve our problems? 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
3641 Well... She did say we would blend well.. 1.2466 0.03956 146 113 30 3
3642 I’m new to BLENDER; does purée left mean you’re still interested? 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3643 You look mixed up 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
3644 I have all these mixed ideas about our relationship. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
3645 You must know I have mixed feelings. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
3646 This isn't what I meant when I said I'd be OK with a "blended family." 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
3647 You have the reputation of being quite a smoothie. 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
3648 So just what is the difference between puree and frappe? 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
3649 I'm sick of all the smooth talking. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
3650 Is your plastic surgeon board certified? 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
3651 When you said that you always prefer to blend in, you weren't kidding! 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
3652 I've really tried, Jeremy, but at this point everything you say just grates on me. 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
3653 Would you like some more kale? 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
3654 We’re definitely a recipe for success- I come from a blended family too! 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
3655 Tell me more about how your father met your mother at an appliance store. 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
3656 Dan, I'm not so sure that I'm the reason your head's in a whirl" 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
3657 Thanks, I'll stick with the straw.... 1.2457 0.04070 175 141 25 9
3658 That is not what I meant by blended family! 1.2457 0.03905 175 139 29 7
3659 You're a real smoothie talker. 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3660 You think you’re so smoothie 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3661 I meant Paree, not puree 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
3662 Proposing should be stirring not shaking. 1.2455 0.04286 167 136 21 10
3663 My ex came from a blended family, too. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
3664 I'm not sure I'm ready to become part of a blended family. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
3665 Why can't we go off our juice cleanse for just one night? 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
3666 So how's the juicing going? 1.2454 0.03901 163 128 30 5
3667 Such a smoothie talker. 1.2454 0.03803 163 127 32 4
3668 This is why I don't do blind dates 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
3669 It makes eating so much easier since I got my wisdom teeth removed. 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
3670 Yes, I like smoothies for breakfast. Why? 1.2452 0.04229 155 124 24 7
3671 When you said you'd take my hand in marriage, you should have been clearer. 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
3672 Of course you’re not seeing straight. You’re just a little mixed up, is all. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
3673 Stop trying so hard to blend in. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
3674 That dating site said you were a blend of Scottish and French, but I had no idea... 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
3675 When you asked how I felt about a blended family, I misunderstood what you were asking. 1.2452 0.03812 155 120 32 3
3676 I don't think I want a Margarita - I'll just have wine. 1.2452 0.04128 155 123 26 6
3677 The smoothies are ruined. You forgot to take off your glasses. 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
3678 My ethnic background? It's rather mixed. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
3679 Don’t expect me to feed you your food. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
3680 so you made it to the caption contest...now give me back my blender. 1.2450 0.04600 151 124 17 10
3681 Don’t worry this always happens to me when I eat shellfish. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
3682 Henry you can't lie to me. I'm know you ate my avocado. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
3683 I thought I was meeting Edward Scissorhands. 1.2449 0.04049 147 115 28 4
3684 I was under the impression you were the deluxe model. 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
3685 I'm sorry but you're moving much too quickly for me. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
3686 But on Tinder you said you really liked mixers! Now you've changed your mind? 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
3687 do you have an advil? my head is killing me. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
3688 Look, I'm sorry. My parents will never accept me if I am a part of a blended marriage. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
3689 You’re a little too mixed up for me. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
3690 You win. We can pick up a new blender on the way home. 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
3691 I'm sorry, I'm not big on mixed marriages. 1.2448 0.04571 143 116 19 8
3692 Don't you puree at me. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
3693 Wouldn't it be safer to chop your meat on your plate? 1.2446 0.04662 139 113 18 8
3694 Is this your way of blending in? 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
3695 Stop blending the facts! You've crushed this relationship! 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
3696 I don`t know, Fred, on the questionnaire I simply said that I liked men with lots of energy. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
3697 My dating profile said I wanted blend of different men not fruits. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
3698 Look, I don’t want to get mixed up in all of your problems. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
3699 "You seem a bit shaken up. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
3700 Please, go on about your blended family. 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
3701 Are you from a blended family? 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
3702 If all you wanted was a shake, you could have told me before I donned my little black dress and paid for an updo!" 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
3703 So, is that battery powered ? 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
3704 When I am with you, my heart races and my head spins with excitement" 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
3705 You really are from a blended family. 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
3706 Why do you look shaken and not stirred? 1.2444 0.04757 135 110 17 8
3707 So, you’re from a blended family... 1.2443 0.03626 176 137 35 4
3708 On second thought, just give me your gut reaction. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
3709 Soooo, tell me more about your blended family. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
3710 I think you are mixed up about that. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
3711 So, are you a smoothie or juice guy? 1.2440 0.03823 168 132 31 5
3712 I was going to propose, but I’ve been feeling so mixed up lately 1.2440 0.04179 168 136 23 9
3713 So, how did you become interested in mixology? 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
3714 No, I didn't know that the J in JDate stands for juicer. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
3715 Now you're just going in circles 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
3716 Roger, it's not you, its me. Ironically, I'm the one who's a bit mixed up at the moment. 1.2437 0.04769 119 95 19 5
3717 My therapist says I need to get out more but I really just want to blend in, do you ever feel that way? 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
3718 Honey, please calm down. People are staring. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
3719 What a coincidence, I work as a data processor myself. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
3720 Your profile did say you were looking to shake things up . . . 1.2436 0.03791 156 121 32 3
3721 This is new to me. Do you just mix or do you also puree and liquify? 1.2436 0.03680 156 120 34 2
3722 You're mixing things again! 1.2436 0.04397 156 127 20 9
3723 Will it bother you if I say grace? 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
3724 I don’t know, I got this whirring in my head. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
3725 Your mother must have taught you to chew your food well. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
3726 No, it's definitely me. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
3727 All I said was 'Mom was asking me what your intentions are.' 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3728 You sure are a shaker, but are you a maker. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
3729 No need to wait on the margaritas. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
3730 It's what's inside that matters. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
3731 I see this new smoothie trend has gone straight to your head! 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
3732 The way I see it, it all gets mixed up in your stomach anyway. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
3733 I respect your commitment to the 'blind date' autocorrect joke, but people are staring. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
3734 You always respond to my ideas by mixing things up 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
3735 We were a match, but I'm not sure we mix. 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
3736 My salad is ALREADY tossed, but thanks for the offer. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
3737 Exactly where are you from again? 1.2432 0.04458 148 120 20 8
3738 No. I would not be interested in having a blended family. 1.2432 0.04660 148 122 16 10
3739 You seem preoccupied. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
3740 I see you've had some dental work done. 1.2431 0.03968 181 146 26 9
3741 I suppose it beats texting during dinner. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
3742 Honey please slow down! You brain is turning to mush. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3743 So, what do you do for fun? 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3744 Wow. When I signed up for that divorcee dating site, I had no idea they took blended families so literally..... 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3745 I think the Maître d' is quite aware you're sneaking drinks in here! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3746 You have that mixed up. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3747 Sorry I don't really blend in. 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
3748 It’s ok, I get mixed up sometimes, too. 1.2431 0.03972 144 112 29 3
3749 E Harmony didn't say, but I'll take a wild guess: you're from a blended family. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3750 Hey smoothie, pass the salt. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
3751 It’s ok, you don’t have to blend in here 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
3752 I assume you've heard the one about how well you blend in. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
3753 Honestly darling, you don't need to go to such extreme lengths to blend in. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
3754 I can't believe the server forgot your knife. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
3755 I can't eat solid foods. 1.2428 0.03657 173 135 34 4
3756 I think you got things mixed up 1.2426 0.04109 136 106 27 3
3757 You told me to I needed to blend in. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
3758 How long have you been using blenderdates.com? 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
3759 You seem crushed, despite my puree intentions. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
3760 Sooo....you're a DJ? 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
3761 When your profile mentioned you liked to 'whip it up' I was expecting more of a "Fifty Shades" thing. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
3762 Dear, do you think perhaps we should have spent a little more time looking into those dental implants? 1.2426 0.04725 136 111 17 8
3763 I know your therapist told you to try to blend in, but... 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
3764 No! No! It's not my fault at all that you're all mixed up 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
3765 That's a sweet offer but I will just chew it... 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
3766 I know what you're thinking, Hal. But please...it's a burger and fries. A burger and fries, Hal. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
3767 Whirr, whirr, whirr. What kind of answer is that? You either like the hamburger or you don't! 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
3768 When you've finished blending, dear, would you like some fava beans and a nice Chianti to go with it? 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
3769 I am open to a blended family, why do you ask? 1.2422 0.04297 161 131 21 9
3770 Full disclosure: I've never dated a kitchen appliance before. 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
3771 Do you always mix work and play? 1.2422 0.03818 161 126 31 4
3772 I don't know where to begin . . . 1.2422 0.04297 161 131 21 9
3773 I think it's time for you to see the spin doctor again. 1.2422 0.04205 161 130 23 8
3774 Stop talking! You're making my head spin! 1.2422 0.03818 161 126 31 4
3775 Honey, I can tell your head is whirling with the news of my parents moving in with us.. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
3776 I want to believe you, John, but your feelings keep oscillating. 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
3777 When your profile said you were from a blended family, I think I misunderstood. 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
3778 I warned you about letting things go to your head. 1.2420 0.04371 157 128 20 9
3779 Give it up Freddie, you'll never blend in. 1.2420 0.04464 157 129 18 10
3780 No need to ask, you're a smoothie operator. 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
3781 Now you've gone too far with the smoothie only diet. 1.2420 0.04277 157 127 22 8
3782 Oh. I thought you said you were from a blended family. 1.2420 0.04180 157 126 24 7
3783 I tell you every time, it’s not funny! They don’t serve Whirled Peas. Nobody serves Whirled Peas! 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
3784 We had fling Buzz, I need more than just... margaritas. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
3785 Cisblender was a misprint. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
3786 Have you added the anchovies? 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
3787 Puree, honey! You know chunky upsets your stomach! 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
3788 (mutter) I should have had a V8... 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
3789 Can I finish your dinner? 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
3790 Oh, quit spinning, You are simply not that special. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
3791 When I told you to try to blend in, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
3792 It seems to me that you are a perfect blend of every man that I have ever known. 1.2416 0.03763 178 141 31 6
3793 Do you always puree before you eat? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
3794 That's not how i read your ad's "Mixes well." 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
3795 I really think growing up in a blended family influenced how I view relationships 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
3796 Is that a yes, no or maybe ? 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
3797 I’m not sure that I’m ready to take on a blended family! 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
3798 Maybe this is tacky on a first date, but...my meat is a little tough. 1.2414 0.04514 145 118 19 8
3799 You are "Waring" on my patience. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
3800 Can you be more quiet? I want everyone to think we are normal 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
3801 Just mixin' up the first date routine. 1.2412 0.03594 170 132 35 3
3802 I thought you'd have more of a strawberry-banana look based on your profile photo. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
3803 I always suspected that you were a little mixed-up in your head, but now I see that it's real. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
3804 I guess it makes sense you're on blendr. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
3805 He was dressed impeccably, but his voice was too grating. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
3806 Still dizzy? 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
3807 If you would just use the exercise bike I bought you, you wouldn't have to try these crazy fad diets. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
3808 I was thinking after this we could go to a mixer? 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
3809 So your ex turned out to be a pothead? 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
3810 I'm sorry, but I think we don't really blend together. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
3811 I had a little accident when I was fourteen. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
3812 Are you confused or just juicing? 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
3813 Oh, I was confused by the reference in your profile about being part of a blended family. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
3814 Do you have trouble blending in? 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
3815 Chew with your mouth closed 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
3816 No, I don’t want another margarita. 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
3817 Are we mixing things up tonight? 1.2406 0.04420 133 106 22 5
3818 I have been to mixers before but I don't blend well. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
3819 Sorry Artie, but I'm not really into dating smoothie operators. 1.2406 0.04547 133 107 20 6
3820 I prefer to chew my food, may I? 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
3821 So, my mom is Sicilian...from the old country. You'll love her! And my father is a blender. 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
3822 This is not what I meant by a blended family 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
3823 That's very kind of you, but I don't really want a smoothie now. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
3824 Perhaps you should cut your food into smaller pieces. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
3825 I said, be "wary" not "Waring" 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
3826 If you wanted a margarita, why didn't you just say so? 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
3827 I don't know how to break the spell, Dear! 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
3828 When your dating site said, 'loves blending' I naively, misunderstood. 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
3829 It seems that lately you are more concerned about just blending in. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
3830 You vaguely remind me of a man I met at Sophmore mixer 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
3831 I don't want this dream to end until I get my ginger ~ peach smoothie 1.2403 0.04519 154 127 17 10
3832 I liked you better when you'd mix rather than grind. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
3833 But what if your problems with blending in are all in your head? 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
3834 It'd bad enough that you put ketchup on everything. 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
3835 So, your dating profile said you come from a blended family. Tell me about it. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
3836 So, you mix what I am actually saying with what you presume I've said. Then you sprinkle in some of what you think your mother would have said on this topic. I finally understand our couple dynamic. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
3837 This is a nice change of pace from the constant protein shakes. 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
3838 You're talking word salad again, Harry. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
3839 Let's promise not to talk politics, shall we? 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
3840 Remember to chew each mouth-full 20 times per second. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
3841 No, I'm not going to cut your food for you. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
3842 First you say you want to whisk me away to paradise, then you tell me to beat it? You do realize you’re giving me mixed messages, right?! 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
3843 Which setting is your favorite? 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
3844 You're just talking in circles at this point. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
3845 If we get married will you cook the meals? 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
3846 So how long have you been coming to this little osteria? 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
3847 I guess we just see things differently. 1.2397 0.04486 146 119 19 8
3848 I think this nutrition obsession has gone to your head. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
3849 You have my head spinning," doesn't sound like much of a compliment coming from you 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
3850 I know you like Pina Coladas, but do you have half a brain? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
3851 We should have met for smoothies. 1.2395 0.03818 167 132 30 5
3852 Mansplaining again? Really? 1.2395 0.03818 167 132 30 5
3853 You know it still counts as meat. 1.2395 0.04003 167 134 26 7
3854 Do you have to be so loud? 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
3855 Omg, I love juicing too! 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
3856 And yes, I do want you to meet my parents, and you should meet my parents...but... 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
3857 So sorry that your potatoes are touching your carrots. It all ends up in the same place, dear. 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
3858 Do you need me to cut your food for you? 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
3859 Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1.2394 0.04572 142 116 18 8
3860 Wow, you’re a real smoothie talker. 1.2394 0.03989 142 111 28 3
3861 I had mixed emotions about this blind date. 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
3862 Everything ok on your blend, honey? 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
3863 Yeah my head was spinning too when I heard about the divorce! 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
3864 Which pulse would you like me to check? 1.2393 0.04067 163 131 25 7
3865 You know, you never seem to blend in. 1.2393 0.03777 163 128 31 4
3866 You seem distracted tonight, darling. 1.2391 0.03985 184 150 24 10
3867 You’re mixing me up with another girl. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
3868 Your profile pic was, uh, different. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
3869 The prices these days just make your head spin! 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
3870 Sometimes, I feel like we don’t talk anymore. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
3871 After a 3 month period of dating Mr. Easy going, Daisy has a formal introduction to Mr. Always Agitated! 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
3872 Say when. 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
3873 A cocktail? No, I'll just have a protein shake. 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
3874 You thought we were just having drinks? 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
3875 Everything seems so mixed up lately. 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
3876 Just stay quiet and we’ll blend right in. 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
3877 It seems like you're a little shaken up over this. 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
3878 You are waring thin! 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
3879 There’s somebody else. And I’m leaving before you eat that hamburger. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
3880 I just don't think blended families work 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
3881 If you weren't so good under the covers I'd have moved on long ago. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3882 That must be waring you down. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3883 Agreed... our waiter's tie is very obnoxious 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
3884 so your Tinder profile says you were a deadhead in the 1970s 1.2387 0.04302 155 126 21 8
3885 We need to slow down - I’m just not ready for purée. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
3886 Not sure this 'blended' family thing is going to work. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
3887 Can we talk about something else? I’m getting tired of you rattling on about your juice cleansing diet. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3888 I can't have a conversation with you when you are spinning out like this. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
3889 I used to be 400 pounds 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
3890 I had no idea they were still using straws here, or I would have booked somewhere else. 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
3891 I think you have taken the idea of having a blended family to an extreme. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
3892 Slow down, George. You're making MY head spin. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
3893 You make my head spin 1.2384 0.04091 172 140 23 9
3894 Is it a Game of Thrones thing? 1.2384 0.04007 172 139 25 8
3895 Really? You've never heard of Fred Waring and The Pennsylvanians? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
3896 You seem a bit shaken, not stirred. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
3897 So this is what it means when you go to a “mixer? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
3898 Trying to blend as many speed dates as I can in one evening. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
3899 It’s me, not you. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
3900 Fred, I told you the silverware is not the best way to get your iron. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
3901 Is this table too close to the kitchen? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
3902 I normally don't do blind dates, but I thought I'd mix it up. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
3903 I used to have a toaster but I wanted to blend in. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
3904 You know, straws are, like, really bad for the environment 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
3905 I'm sorry but this isn't quite what I expected when your profile said that you came from a blended family. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
3906 You’re such a smoothie operator! 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
3907 Sure, smoothies are great, but not for every meal. 1.2378 0.03855 164 130 29 5
3908 A penny for your thoughts. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
3909 I, erm, don’t kiss on first dates. 1.2378 0.04434 143 116 20 7
3910 Wow who did your makeup? 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
3911 Look, I know it's a lot to take in-I can see your thoughts going a million miles an hour... 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
3912 Well, now that you mention it, yes, I do think meeting for an ice breaker might not be such a good idea after all . 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
3913 Really, if all you're going to do is CHOP and PULSE then I don't see any reason why we should continue this relationship. 1.2375 0.04110 160 129 24 7
3914 Try to cut the spin 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
3915 Oh, and you blend? 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
3916 Could you not? 1.2375 0.04297 160 131 20 9
3917 If you say you are feeling Im-PULSE-ive one more time I'm leaving. 1.2375 0.04205 160 130 22 8
3918 You seem mixed-up. 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
3919 You're right, the cost of smoothies in this place really does make your head spin. 1.2374 0.04744 139 115 15 9
3920 I don't think we can make a blended family work. 1.2374 0.03899 139 108 29 2
3921 I knew you should have ordered a smoothie. 1.2374 0.04031 139 109 27 3
3922 You look a little different from your profile picture... 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
3923 Sorry, I can't control when it turns on. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
3924 Yes, I said my head was spinning but why do you always try to one-up me? 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
3925 I'm not asking for a lot, I'm just saying let's mix it up. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
3926 If this is your idea of blending in, maybe you should go back to showing off. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
3927 You seem to be mixed up. 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
3928 Why does every dinner have to end with 'Let's make a Smoothie?' 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
3929 You’re giving me some very mixed signals right now. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
3930 I just wish you wouldn't give me such mixed signals. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
3931 Well, I mean, who among us isn’t mixed up in the head? 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
3932 I’m sorry. You’re right. It was insensitive of me to ask if you come from a blended family when we’re at the faculty mixer. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
3933 I thought you said to mix things up for date night. 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
3934 Forget your games. You got something to say, spit it out. 1.2370 0.04070 173 141 23 9
3935 Don’t be so fussy. Just give it a whirl. 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3936 My father was a Cuisinart, his father was a Cuisinart, and I am a Cuisinart. And you will follow the rules of this family. 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
3937 Whining about everything isn't helping. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
3938 I love you, but I'm not ready to blend our families. 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3939 I've been dating since my ex put HIS head in an oven. 1.2368 0.04643 152 127 14 11
3940 When you said you were from Shaker Heights... 1.2368 0.04352 152 124 20 8
3941 Would you like some juice? 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3942 Shaken, not stirred ???? 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
3943 Oster, darling, I was hoping we could mix things up a bit. 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3944 It's just that I feel that you're all mixed up... 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3945 I hate it when you blend with your mouth open. 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
3946 I'm just a robot trying to blend in. 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3947 So, your profile says you're good with your hands? 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3948 What's keeping those Daiquiris? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
3949 Your profile said you were taller. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
3950 It’s great being a blended family 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
3951 Winfred, I worry about our relationship, sometimes you get things all mixed up. 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
3952 God Harold, what are you Waring? That's not what I meant about looking forward to a blended family. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
3953 My ex wasn't good around the house, but I bet you could come in handy. 1.2365 0.03878 148 116 29 3
3954 I don’t know what the problem is...you blend right in. 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
3955 Couldn’t you just ORDER a tossed salad, dear? 1.2364 0.04113 165 134 23 8
3956 Well, the dating app said to look for a guy wearing a Waring. 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
3957 OH... I'M SORRY ... THERE HAS BEEN A MIX UP 1.2362 0.04395 127 101 22 4
3958 But your profile said you were a NutriBullet 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
3959 So, how do YOU feel about a blended family? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
3960 When your match.com profile said you like to make yourself useful, I didn't think that you meant it in a literal sense. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
3961 This conversation is just going in circles. 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
3962 Why yes, I think my diet is giving me food hallucinations. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
3963 I find your thinking isn't just scrambled, it's pureed. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
3964 There's no need to worry, honey, blendered families are very common nowadays. 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
3965 I was drawn to you because I really want a blended family... 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
3966 Well, puree for you. 1.2360 0.03825 178 143 28 7
3967 Please do not do your Linda Blair impersonation at the table. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
3968 Is it me or is the room spinning. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
3969 I don't usually share this on a first date but if you must know, I have sensitive teeth. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
3970 Should I get you a straw? 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
3971 I expected you to take my pregnancy better than this. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
3972 We need to talk about your drinking problem. 1.2357 0.04347 157 129 19 9
3973 I know you’re mixed up, but I think you will be happier with me than with Ann. 1.2357 0.03741 157 123 31 3
3974 I’m not feeling well, my heads been spinning all day 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
3975 That's not what I meant by "let's brainstorm". 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
3976 She had every right to laugh when you asked about the soup. 1.2357 0.04347 157 129 19 9
3977 I told you to stop flicking back and forth between Fox and CNN for hours on end. 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
3978 It's not what I meant when I said "Let's blend in". 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
3979 Well Mr. smoothy, you picked this place. 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
3980 I feel our relationship is stuck on ‘purée’.” 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
3981 Well, it's a mixed feeling! 1.2356 0.03727 191 154 29 8
3982 I'm just looking for that one woman I want to blend the rest of my life with. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
3983 Dear, why do you keep mixing up everything I say? 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
3984 George, you have to stop reading the news so much. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
3985 A date with Mr Smooth 1.2353 0.04425 153 126 18 9
3986 Please, Ed, don't stir up any more trouble with the waiter. Just eat your dinner. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
3987 I thought Monica said "blind" date. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
3988 Where I come from it's not polite to talk with your mouth full. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
3989 I've always been attracted to men of mixed race. 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
3990 I thought I was on Tinder, not Blender! 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
3991 If I was a blind date Charles, it wouldn’t be a problem. 1.2350 0.03909 183 149 25 9
3992 I must say, you don't look like your pictures... 1.2349 0.04506 149 123 17 9
3993 When I go to social mixer, I always hope to meet someone from a blended family. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
3994 The product of a blended family. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
3995 Sorry, just the Adderal kicking in. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
3996 I've felt in a whirl for this whole relationship. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
3997 My friends said I should mix things up, so here we are. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
3998 Next time, treat the waiter with a bit more respect. 1.2349 0.04404 149 122 19 8
3999 I know your head's been in a whirl since we met, but I can't accept your proposal. I just don't want a blended family. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
4000 It serves you right for calling the waiter a pot head. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
4001 How do you manage to clear your mind? 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
4002 What do mean it goes to 11? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
4003 So, this is your solution to "make everything a smoothie?" 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
4004 My therapist said I need to mix it up in my personal life. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
4005 I am Smoothieman 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
4006 Whir are we headed? 1.2346 0.04338 162 134 18 10
4007 You’re almost the perfect blend. 1.2346 0.03771 162 128 30 4
4008 I don't care how many times your mother told you to chew each bite of food! Seven times is more than enough. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
4009 This is not what I meant when I said we need to shake things up on our marriage! 1.2345 0.03792 145 113 30 2
4010 Well my lips are sealed. Looks like yours are too 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
4011 Your lack of a pulse leaves me feeling crushed. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
4012 I could really go for a martini 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
4013 I’m not sure I am ready for a blended relationship. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
4014 You’re too much of a smoothie-operator for me, 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
4015 I’m not judging, all I’m saying is that in you’re profile picture the blender was a more modern version. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
4016 So you’re your from a blended family. 1.2344 0.04769 128 105 16 7
4017 So you're a smooth talker who likes to mix things up! 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
4018 I thought we could finish our meal before we have cocktails. 1.2342 0.04228 158 129 21 8
4019 No thank you my steak is not too chewy 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
4020 I do love you, it’s just all the stigma of being in a vita mixed race relationship is getting to me. “ 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
4021 Your online profile did say you were from a blended family. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
4022 You really were born to frappe. 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
4023 Believe me! This beats a Vacuum 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
4024 I think we need to talk about your new dentist. 1.2340 0.04573 141 116 17 8
4025 He blends in very well 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
4026 If you think waring a blender is cool, try a Cuisinart. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
4027 Having mixed thoughts again!! 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
4028 "Well, I had always hoped to have a blended family... 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
4029 Oh, so that's what you meant when you said you like to mix it up! 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
4030 Um... you looked a little different in your profile picture. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
4031 So you said you know the chef? 1.2338 0.03661 154 120 32 2
4032 Not quite what I meant on Tinder when I wanted a blended family. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
4033 Real smooth.... 1.2338 0.03775 154 121 30 3
4034 I don't think your psychiatrist meant 'blend in' literally. 1.2338 0.04398 154 127 18 9
4035 Politics makes my head spin. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
4036 I don't know who I am any more. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
4037 Sorry. I should not have assumed you wanted a daiquiri. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
4038 yes, more and more Kafkaesque. 1.2336 0.04664 137 113 16 8
4039 My nutritionist didn't trust me to chew my food properly. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
4040 Even weirder is that the waiter understood his order. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
4041 Frank, your smoothie mode wore off a long time ago. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
4042 I don’t think we blend very well. 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
4043 I know you said you liked to blend in... but this is ridiculous! 1.2335 0.03793 167 133 29 5
4044 When you said you wanted to be a Ninja, I guess I had something else in mind. 1.2335 0.03793 167 133 29 5
4045 We don't blend well in public. 1.2333 0.04223 120 94 24 2
4046 Why yes, I do come from a blended family. Why do you ask? 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
4047 Yes, Darling, you blend. 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
4048 You say our relationship is mixed up, but I think it's you. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
4049 I suggest starting with meditation, 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
4050 The ad said you like to stir the pot. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
4051 I thought when you said I turned your head you were referring to my looks . . . 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
4052 Have you seen my cap? Otherwise, this will be a mess. 1.2331 0.04135 163 133 22 8
4053 Sure, I do smoothies, but milkshakes are my passion. 1.2331 0.03750 163 129 30 4
4054 The Blendr profile question about "speed settings" makes a lot more sense now. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
4055 Honey, if you must puree your food 32 times, please do it quietly!" 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
4056 I think you're mixing things again. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
4057 No, Why would I think you were from a blended family? 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
4058 I don't like what this juice diet is doing to you. 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
4059 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted a blended family 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
4060 All the Spring vegetable options must make your head spin. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
4061 If you'd told me you were eating only soft foods, we could have gone somewhere else. 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
4062 I know. Dating these days really makes your head spin. 1.2329 0.03770 146 114 30 2
4063 I see you are a shaken, not stirred sort of guy. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
4064 But where is this going? 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
4065 Mixed up, yes ... but not in that way. 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
4066 And I thought Rick's chewing sounded gross. 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
4067 Could you blend a little quieter? People are starting to notice.. 1.2326 0.03898 172 139 26 7
4068 Well, I have to be honest. You were more attractive before you went gluten-free, vegan, raw, and juicing. 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
4069 You've got my head spinning. 1.2326 0.03810 172 138 28 6
4070 You should have tipped better last time. 1.2326 0.05104 129 109 10 10
4071 Brian, what kind of name is Blenderhead? 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
4072 For once could you please just chew your food slowly? 1.2324 0.03554 185 147 33 5
4073 I know I don't look like the profile picture, but give me a chance. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
4074 If I wanted a Smoothie I'd order one. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
4075 You can spin it any way you want, but this meal is simply awful. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
4076 I agree it's faster than chewing, but does everything always have to be puréed? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
4077 I don't think that's what your doctor meant by a liquid diet. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
4078 How many speeds does your cock have? 1.2324 0.04652 142 118 15 9
4079 I'm sorry, my mind is ablur. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
4080 That's quite a juicer you have on your shoulders, Ted. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
4081 My last husband wasn’t battery operated and we just couldn’t go anywhere. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
4082 You're trying to hard to blend in. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
4083 When you are on your first date and he says, “I’m not like the other guys.” 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
4084 Yes, I have a blended family. 1.2323 0.04373 155 128 18 9
4085 They will serve everything puréed, upon request. 1.2323 0.03754 155 122 30 3
4086 I can always tell when you've got crushing news. 1.2323 0.03971 155 124 26 5
4087 You should have been more polite to our waitress. 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
4088 That is not what he means by shaken not stirred !! 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
4089 You could at least offer to clean your blades first. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
4090 No,it's not you,it's ME who's mixed up. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
4091 Look darling, we all get mixed up. 1.2319 0.03606 138 106 32 0
4092 You have kids? David, my profile said I'm not interested in a blended family. 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
4093 When I said I wanted to 'shake things up in our dating life' this isn't exactly what I meant" 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
4094 Are you listening to me? 1.2319 0.04633 138 114 16 8
4095 Tonight is going to be rough 1.2319 0.04399 138 112 20 6
4096 well at least you are chewing your food properly 1.2318 0.03810 151 119 29 3
4097 You’re mixed up. And don’t you dare try to spin me. 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
4098 I merely had asked if you were a good mixer... 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
4099 I hear you're a real smoothie talker 1.2317 0.03730 164 130 30 4
4100 Daiquiri? 1.2317 0.04020 164 133 24 7
4101 Not everything has to be a smoothie, Howard. 1.2317 0.03926 164 132 26 6
4102 Jeremy, granted you are mixed up; but, you are not a blender. 1.2316 0.03737 177 142 29 6
4103 I thought I'd miss it, but I don't at all. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
4104 I can’t hear you. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
4105 It comes with two other attachment styles. 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
4106 I certainly think a restaurant critic should know this isn't what your editor means when she says "Just blend in," Ernest. 1.2313 0.04431 147 121 18 8
4107 Mr. Hamilton, I asked you to STOP not CHOP. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
4108 You're thinking of my brother. I'm *Keith* Servo. 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
4109 How long have you been on this smoothie diet? 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
4110 I love meeting guys at a mixer. 1.2312 0.03680 160 126 31 3
4111 "On that website where we met, you said you wanted to meet someone with whom you 'could blend in.' " 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
4112 Stop being so dramatic. I know talking about our renovation budget always makes your head spin. 1.2312 0.04085 160 130 23 7
4113 I said I wanted a date that was well balance, not blended. 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
4114 I'm so sorry, but matter how hard you try, we just don't blend together that well. 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
4115 I can't handle this anymore. You're just too mixed up. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
4116 I guess I just felt like being the top sales rep for blenders wasn't enough. 1.2312 0.04210 173 144 18 11
4117 Perhaps we should try the pulse setting when we get home? 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
4118 You do seem rather mixed up 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
4119 It was a blended marriage, you say? 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
4120 I know your not sure of yourself in this place but couldn't you just try to blend in. 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
4121 I'm sorry I said you weren't much of a blender. 1.2308 0.04622 143 119 15 9
4122 I dont think that's what they mean by a blended family. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
4123 I think you're taking the liquid diet thing a little too far. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
4124 I'm sorry I ordered the smoothie. 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
4125 Do you have to purée everything? 1.2308 0.03753 169 135 29 5
4126 Shaken, not stirred. 1.2308 0.04347 156 129 18 9
4127 That’s not what I meant by “enjoying mixers”. 1.2308 0.04052 156 126 24 6
4128 I can't shake this feeling that you want to break up with me.. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
4129 I thought of going on dates from Blendr but not quite literally!! 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
4130 I'm sorry I tend to mix up conversations. 1.2308 0.04573 130 106 18 6
4131 It might help you digest but it makes me queasy. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
4132 At home? I mostly just make smoothies. 1.2303 0.03904 165 133 26 6
4133 You’re getting yourself all worked up again, dear. I don’t think you want to blow your lid again. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
4134 I also grew up in a blended family. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
4135 What do you mean by a pulse check? 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
4136 Did you leave the oven on?! 1.2303 0.04618 152 128 13 11
4137 I am not trying to give you mixed signals, but you have my head spinning! 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
4138 Does your pulse button work? 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
4139 Let’s not mix things up 1.2303 0.03902 152 121 27 4
4140 Your head must be spinning from all of those before dinner pina coladas. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
4141 I know some guys don’t like to go down on women and they have weird excuses that barely veil machismo brought on by the patriarchy, but I have a legit good reason. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
4142 You said you’d found an alternative to conventional dentures??? 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
4143 It’s now all very apparent why you are always so mixed up. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
4144 We just needed to mix things up! 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
4145 My dog can do that four times a second and also wag his tail. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
4146 What? You are the one that suggested that we mix it up! 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
4147 You're a real smoothie! 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
4148 Wastin' away in where now, Jimmy? 1.2298 0.03764 161 128 29 4
4149 Live it up, Jerry. The plastic straw ban starts tomorrow. 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
4150 My doctor said I should chew my food 30 times before I swallow. 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
4151 No, in fact I’m never eating again. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
4152 Don't you like to chew? 1.2298 0.03659 161 127 31 3
4153 For once, will you concentrate on what is in front of you. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
4154 You are taking market liquidity too far dear... 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
4155 Your dating profile didn't mention that you were in kitchen appliances. 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
4156 Would you please stop spinning your story? 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
4157 Are you shaking your head no? 1.2296 0.04576 135 111 17 7
4158 Apologies, I’m on the liquid diet. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
4159 I could have sworn my friend had said “blind date,” but I guess it beats a bland date. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
4160 Don’t overthink it, you are all mixed up 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
4161 When I read "a great mix of talents," I wasn't expecting this. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
4162 My ex and I were always on the rocks. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
4163 Funny, you don’t look juicer-ish. 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
4164 I am very happy with our blended family. 1.2293 0.03712 157 124 30 3
4165 Thanks for the proposal, but I'd rather not have a blended family. 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
4166 I know it comes as a shock, but let's be honest, Lou. Your head is always spinning. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
4167 With your kids and mine we'll have a blended family. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
4168 I am definitely mixed up. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
4169 Do you want to hear something funny? 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
4170 Excuse me ..do you need a spoon? 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
4171 You're mixing my words. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
4172 Harold, I know you want to blend in, but stop it! 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
4173 Try and not squeak too much while your eating! 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
4174 You don’t look anything like the picture you posted on Match! 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
4175 I can see what you think about whirled peas. 1.2290 0.04542 131 107 18 6
4176 So Blenderhead , how long have you been on Match? 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
4177 I just love the fact that this place is a BYO Blender. 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
4178 You’re more than just a silly crush 1.2289 0.03883 166 134 26 6
4179 Do we have to have a blended family? 1.2288 0.03879 153 122 27 4
4180 No thanks i'll use my flatware... 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
4181 Gee Bob, I may not be ready for a blended family. 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
4182 Well, I found it fascinating when I read your profile, and it said you were the head of ninjas. 1.2288 0.04399 153 127 17 9
4183 Douglas, I understand you puree but honestly how does that help us in bed? 1.2288 0.04300 153 126 19 8
4184 No problem. I'm a big believer in mixed marriage. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
4185 Your picture showed a rotary mixer. I wasn't expecting to move quite this fast. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
4186 Would you say grace? 1.2286 0.04321 175 148 14 13
4187 When you said you were always mixing things up, I never imagined it was true! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
4188 I get it. You're trying to tell me something is Waring on you. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
4189 So, you really are keeping your no solid foods Lenten discipline. 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
4190 You could have just ordered a smoothie. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
4191 I need my own identity. I’m tired of being “Mrs. Coffee. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
4192 Do I look like I am blending in with the crowd? 1.2284 0.04225 162 134 19 9
4193 Is this a new spin on BYO? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
4194 You really make a big deal of being part of a blended family." 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
4195 Sorry I’m late. I got a little mixed up. 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
4196 Don't you ever get sick of eating at fusion restaurants? 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
4197 Well, you don't have to get all liquefied about it. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
4198 Multitasking, are we? 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
4199 I'm leaving you, Steve. We don't frappe anymore. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4200 Could you please take it off during supper? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4201 Have you considered dentures? 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
4202 Do you have to do this now? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4203 Percolate all you want,I need a solid commitment 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
4204 I know. I know. I DO chew my food. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
4205 Honey, I'm sorry, but I think you are all mixed up! 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
4206 I thought this would be a mixer. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
4207 Frankly, I feel like I'm getting mixed signals from you,Harold. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
4208 What's wrong, honey? 1.2276 0.04349 145 119 19 7
4209 I'm not sure I'm ready to blend our two families together. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
4210 ...so when were your Tinder pictures taken, anyway? 1.2276 0.04458 145 120 17 8
4211 ... and then all of his victims were pureed. I'm scared, Mr Waring. I hope they catch him soon! 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
4212 She left me for a Bacardi. 1.2273 0.04071 154 125 23 6
4213 Sorry, I'm not sure how I feel about being a part of a blended family 1.2273 0.03857 154 123 27 4
4214 When I said I wanted a blended family I didn't mean it literally! 1.2273 0.03857 154 123 27 4
4215 I just love the idea of a blended family. 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
4216 This isn’t quite what I expected when I decided to give online dating a whirl. 1.2273 0.03745 154 122 29 3
4217 Are you okay? I feel like your head is spinning. 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
4218 First dates never go smoothly for me, so I thought I’d try a Vitamix. 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
4219 Honey, I think your vertigo is acting up again 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
4220 Right now I'm just going to take your word for it, that kissing you is a mind- blending experience 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
4221 Your plate or mine? 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
4222 How’s your vertigo, honey? 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
4223 You invented a Gender Blender? I'm very impressed. I'm also very out of here. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
4224 The Doctor said all you need to do is chew your food 20 times.... 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
4225 OK, that's better. Now I think you're ready to be a Cabinet Secretary. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
4226 My ex-wife said I was good for lifting heavy stuff, fixing the car and making a wicked frozen margarita . 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
4227 I wish you had just given the digestive enzymes a chance. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
4228 Shaking things up again? 1.2270 0.03816 141 111 28 2
4229 Are we going to talk at all this evening or are you just going to keep shaking your head? 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
4230 You are perfect. I always wanted a blended family. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
4231 Just because you didn’t remember to wear a necktie didn’t warrant the matre d’s over reaction. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
4232 You are at a 'puree' right now and I need you to be at a 'blend.' 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
4233 You're always mixing up what I say! 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
4234 Well, you’re profile did mention that you are from a blended family but...oh, never mind. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
4235 kind of mixed up? 1.2267 0.03875 172 140 25 7
4236 No, I don’t want my dinner puréed 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
4237 You’ve got to stop slicing and dicing my every thought. 1.2267 0.04350 150 124 18 8
4238 How are the daiquiris here? 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
4239 Could you shut up for just a moment? I'm trying to say something. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
4240 Darling, you make my head spin too. 1.2267 0.04350 150 124 18 8
4241 I can handle your daily grind but not these mixed signals. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
4242 Should we just skip the dinner? 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
4243 Digestive issues? 1.2267 0.04350 150 124 18 8
4244 That's always your response. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
4245 Blending our families should be easy. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
4246 You are always spinning the facts to suit your narrative! 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
4247 So Mister Mince Puree, what is it that you do? 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
4248 Is the blended family more than you can handle? 1.2264 0.04272 159 132 18 9
4249 Ever since my wife left me I’ve just been a bit mixed up. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
4250 So how long have you been a Ninja? 1.2264 0.04081 159 130 22 7
4251 OK. Let's have Robert's sense of humor, Jason's lovemaking and Ken's intellect. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
4252 Thank you for the dinner. You have saved me from my daily grind. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
4253 ‘You must be mixed up. I’m Susie’ 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
4254 You look all shook up! Are you OK?? 1.2263 0.03735 137 107 29 1
4255 I'm not sure that seminar on how to become a mixer was really worth it, Jerry 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
4256 You are nothing but a sweet talking smoothie! 1.2262 0.03651 168 134 30 4
4257 I hate it when my food touches, too. 1.2262 0.03651 168 134 30 4
4258 I said let's try to BLEND in. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
4259 Oh, now I understand what you meant in you bio, when you said you came from a blended family. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
4260 I wouldn't do that for just a $5,000 NEA grant, 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
4261 Do not expect to get a kiss of any kind tonight 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
4262 Perhaps you might be carrying the juicing trend to extremes? 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
4263 Mr. President, I do think this new approach has yielded progress in keeping your messages consistent. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
4264 I was actually seeking a 'pure' relationship, but perhaps autocorrect is a matchmaker... 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
4265 Try to blend in a little, honey. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
4266 First dates all start to sound the same after a while. 1.2258 0.04047 155 126 23 6
4267 I don't believe you, you're too smooth. 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
4268 Somehow I don’t think it’ll be a good alternative to dentures. 1.2258 0.04411 124 100 20 4
4269 You’re beginning to sound like my Moulinex 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
4270 I hear that you’re a third-generation chef. 1.2256 0.03600 164 130 31 3
4271 I get that you love smoothies, but don't you think the surgery was a bit over the top? 1.2256 0.04178 164 136 19 9
4272 Sorry, I thought I was told this would be a blind date. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
4273 If you wanted a smoothie, why didn't you say so? 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
4274 ‘’I think your dentures were a better look,Harry.’’ 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4275 Stop reading the news. It's making you agitated. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
4276 I think you’re taking your smoothie regimen a bit far. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4277 It’s a simple process, Carl. 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
4278 Stop being so melodramatic 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4279 I feel like my days are all blending together? 1.2254 0.04401 142 117 18 7
4280 Wouldn’t it have been better to simply get new dentures? 1.2254 0.04623 142 119 14 9
4281 I don't think you blend in 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
4282 I understand why you call yourself a smoothie operator 1.2254 0.04514 142 118 16 8
4283 So, you say you're having a whirlwind romance? 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
4284 You'll be marrying into a blended family Babs. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4285 You look nothing like your Tinder pics. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
4286 This is obviously not your first dating mixer. 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
4287 You need to focus. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
4288 The caffeine will do it to you every time. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
4289 That last glass of wine has my head spinning 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
4290 So how long have you been on the Blender app? 1.2249 0.04001 169 139 22 8
4291 College mixers are always strange but this takes the cake. 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
4292 I asked for fine dining. You mix up everything. 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
4293 When I was a kid, I wanted to be a ninja. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
4294 Are you sticking with the hybrid or going all electric? 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
4295 But your Tinder profile said you were searching for someone to share a blended family with! 1.2246 0.03851 138 109 27 2
4296 'Let me break this down for you...' 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
4297 Lose your dentures again? 1.2246 0.04243 138 112 21 5
4298 I can tell you are still shook up over the idea of a blender family. 1.2246 0.03986 138 110 25 3
4299 I just feel like our conversations always end up going in circles.” 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
4300 Was it the dress that did it for you? 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
4301 Are you sure you read the liquid diet instructions correctly? 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
4302 Yes, yes, you like your cocktail fresh...but there are limits. 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
4303 Well, atleast the drinks are on him... 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
4304 After my last cheating boyfriend, I treasure your transparency. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
4305 It's not the order that got mixed up. 1.2245 0.03713 147 116 29 2
4306 I like it shaken not stirred. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
4307 So, did you develop this diet on your own? 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
4308 I hear you loud and clear, Ben. But I do think it's an on-off relationship. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
4309 No offense, but when you start talking about tax law, it all sounds like gobbledy-gook to me. 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
4310 Are you sure you’re not from a blended family? 1.2244 0.04321 156 130 17 9
4311 And here I thought Blendr might be a little safer! 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
4312 So, how do you blend in? 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
4313 So you're okay with a blended family? 1.2244 0.03920 156 126 25 5
4314 I'm sorry, this isn't going to work out. I prefer solid foods. 1.2244 0.03920 156 126 25 5
4315 Um, sir, this is kind of awkward to say on our first date but...you seem to have a blender as a head. 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
4316 Is this what you meant by a blended family? 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
4317 Are you going to make that whirring sound even while we eat? 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
4318 You sure you're not taking your health kick too far? 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
4319 Make mine a double. 1.2241 0.03657 174 140 29 5
4320 This is definitely not the impression I got from your profile. 1.2241 0.03657 174 140 29 5
4321 I hope I'm not Waring on you ? 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
4322 Can you tell how much I'd like a Margarita right now? 1.2239 0.03767 134 105 28 1
4323 Television makes blended families look much more appealing. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
4324 I just don't get why you'll let strangers make your milkshakes, but not me? 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
4325 Why must you blend, grind, stir, mix, or puree everything I say? 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
4326 Ummm, you didn't mention this in your profile. 1.2238 0.04373 143 118 18 7
4327 Smooth. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
4328 I should have ordered the bass-o-matic. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
4329 This might be the smoothie talking but I actually liked Green Book. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
4330 Mary did say you were a smooth talker. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
4331 Your always spinning things. 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
4332 Not everyone can wear a blender, but you can pull it off. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
4333 I love how things are going, but I'm just not ready to 'liquefy' yet. 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
4334 I don't think our blind date was a good blend. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
4335 Yes, I realize you are not technically chewing with your mouth open, but... 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
4336 I'm not looking to blend in. 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
4337 Well, I did tell you that we should mix things up more often. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
4338 Anything wrong with the rest of the meal? 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
4339 But your profile said you could purée! 1.2236 0.03630 161 128 30 3
4340 So, what do you do for a living? 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
4341 I thought when you responded to my match.com profile saying that I put your head in a spin you were speaking metaphorically. Now I dare say we both are all mixed up. 1.2235 0.04066 170 141 20 9
4342 This isn’t going to work, i’m Sorry. Our personalities just don’t blend. 1.2231 0.04310 121 97 21 3
4343 Why are you Waring that? 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
4344 Your family named you Oster...? I think it’s lovely... could you now refill my drink. 1.2231 0.03977 130 103 25 2
4345 All I asked you for was a commitment. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
4346 Why am I hearing buzzing in my ear? 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
4347 That's your problem: your mind is always awhirl. 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
4348 I'm not going to mince words--this relationship is OVER. 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
4349 Whirr did you say you were from again? 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
4350 What did I say Frank? Don't inspect the kitchen. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
4351 I've honestly never dated someone from Blendr before 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
4352 When I saw your profile I never would have guessed you were such a smoothie. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
4353 Harold, I’ve asked you not to blend in public! 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
4354 You might be a bit mixed up, but I find your mind delicious. 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
4355 I’ve never been to this kind of mixer before. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
4356 When I said I wanted to mix things up in our sex life, I didn't think you would take it so hard. 1.2230 0.03814 148 118 27 3
4357 Can you just listen to my thoughts and not try to synthesize them? 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
4358 All those nights blend together for me too. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
4359 Oh my, do I get your head spinning 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
4360 Don't shake your head at me like that; I've always liked meat. 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
4361 Chew your food, don't blend it 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
4362 I've been in and out of refurbishment 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
4363 The blender saves on chewing. 1.2229 0.03562 166 132 31 3
4364 I know your profile said you blended into most social settings, but this isn't what I expected. 1.2229 0.03663 166 133 29 4
4365 Dear, I think you've taken this liquid diet thing too far 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
4366 I believe that you are just an ole smoothie. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
4367 I guess we could mix things up. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
4368 Yes, I know my reply to your personal ad indicated that I was open to a blended family, but... 1.2222 0.04631 126 104 16 6
4369 So much for trying a computer dating service. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
4370 That isn't what I meant by 'blending in better.' 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
4371 Uh...this isn't exactly what I meant about a blended family... 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
4372 My friend never mentioned that you were in finance. 1.2222 0.04272 153 127 18 8
4373 Will you be making the Margarita's? 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
4374 You said we need to start mixing things up! 1.2222 0.03904 180 149 22 9
4375 Maybe I don't want to shake things up... 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
4376 So when your Match.Com profile said your nickname was Smoothie I thought it referred to your personality. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
4377 The dating service indicated you would be a smoothy. 1.2222 0.04543 135 112 16 7
4378 Tonight has been a whirlwind! 1.2222 0.03614 144 113 30 1
4379 It seems rather an extreme way to tell me we will be a blended family! 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
4380 At least I don't have to pre-chew your food for you any more. 1.2222 0.04066 153 125 22 6
4381 Sorry, I'm not ready for a blended family. 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
4382 I read on your profile that you come from a blended family. Would you like to tell me about it? 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
4383 No, I'm sorry. I won't marry you. My mother warned me about blended families. 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
4384 You looked more attractive with dentures. 1.2216 0.03673 185 151 27 7
4385 I could ask you the same thing: does the carpet match the drapes? 1.2216 0.04196 167 140 17 10
4386 Randy, you don’t look anything like your eharmony picture. 1.2216 0.04020 167 138 21 8
4387 I still think a colostomy bag would have been better 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
4388 Well you did complain about the Margarita last time we were here. 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
4389 I'd rather not watch. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
4390 You always think you can smoothie it over. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
4391 Sorry to hear that you're mixed up again. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
4392 Sorry, I’m not great with toasts. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
4393 Sure, I like pina coladas but getting caught in the rain with you seems dangerous! 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
4394 Sorry. I was mixed up. 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
4395 So you mentioned that you are “all shook up?” 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
4396 Sounds like you might have lost the soup spoon in your face. 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
4397 I know that our families have differences but this not what they meant by blending in. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
4398 Is there a moment when you're NOT thinking of frappe? 1.2214 0.03665 140 110 29 1
4399 I feel a little mixed up tonight! 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
4400 So, I'm from a different kind of blended family. 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
4401 I know you’re just trying to blend in guy, but you’re only stirring things up. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
4402 Like I said on my profile, I can blend in to any situation. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
4403 You've got it all mixed up. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
4404 How is this what you actually thought they meant by “mixer attire”? 1.2209 0.03670 172 139 28 5
4405 It's my way of portion control 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
4406 I just recently found the confidence to give online dating a whirl. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
4407 Alright already. You're a lovely blend of sweet and saucy. 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
4408 You could have just told the waiter how you like your whiskey. 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
4409 I can’t tell, are you shaken or stirred? 1.2209 0.04176 163 136 18 9
4410 I'm a little nervous. Check my pulse. 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
4411 Sorry, our interests don't blend 1.2208 0.04247 154 128 18 8
4412 I didn't realize you could be such a smoothie 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
4413 yes, i do give oral. the real question, however: do you dare??? 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
4414 Is it getting hot in here or is that the margaritas talking? 1.2208 0.03597 154 122 30 2
4415 I'm sorry, I'm just not sure if I'm ready for a blended relationship right now. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
4416 Wow, it's so loud in here. Can you repeat what you were saying about your dad? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
4417 I'm not a puree-ist. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
4418 I like to mix things up by going on blind dates. 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
4419 I find the Cuisinart more effective than a blender for thought processing 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
4420 Why make them dirty a plate? 1.2207 0.04206 145 119 20 6
4421 So, you're on an all liquid diet? 1.2207 0.03723 145 115 28 2
4422 I’m sorry, George. I don’t think I can deal with a blended family right now. 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
4423 How about you and me get out of here and shake things up a bit? 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
4424 Frozen margaritas are fine but I prefer mine on the rocks. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
4425 We all feel mixed up sometimes. 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
4426 So,when your eharmony profile said you were a ninja ... 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
4427 I'm ten years past my deconstructionist phase. 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
4428 This isn’t what I had in mind when I decided to “mix things up” after my divorce… 1.2205 0.04460 127 104 18 5
4429 When you mentioned a blend of Mexican and Thai cuisine for the first date, I didn't quite realize you were being literal. 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
4430 Instead of blended, maybe we should have asked for "shaken, not stirred." 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
4431 Abzalooly na ma Fench kizzing. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
4432 Your going to get gas eating faster than "chop". 1.2201 0.04151 159 132 19 8
4433 It's all right. I knew you came from a blended family 1.2201 0.03748 159 128 27 4
4434 Aren’t you taking freshness a bit too far, Arnold? 1.2201 0.03641 159 127 29 3
4435 It’s our first date. It’s normal to feel a bit woozy. 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
4436 Well, of course you have a chance to beat Trump. But do you really want to go through the meat grinder of the Democratic primaries? 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
4437 Are you sure you don't want a straw? 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
4438 Shhhhh Alex! ...please switch to indoor speed! 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
4439 Harold, I know you like to just blend in, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
4440 I don't think this is going to work. It's not you, but I prefer magic bullets. 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
4441 Don’t you think you’re taking a little too much Adderall? 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
4442 But sometimes a banana should just be a banana! 1.2199 0.04038 141 114 23 4
4443 You're spiralling again, Harry. 1.2195 0.04153 164 137 18 9
4444 Would you like a knife? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
4445 I told the plastic surgeon I wanted to be a Ninja 1.2194 0.04320 155 130 16 9
4446 You're not the type of ninja I usually date. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
4447 Words fail me, and I guess it's the same for you. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
4448 So you split screened CNN and FOX News? 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
4449 I guess the therapy didn't help. You're still mixed up. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
4450 I guess the Dating Site did say you like to blend in. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
4451 And that's when all hell broke loose in the home appliance section 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
4452 That's not exactly what I had meant by 'blending in'. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
4453 When you said “We need to shake things up,” this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2192 0.04291 146 121 18 7
4454 Lyle, I think you were mixed up enough already. 1.2191 0.03671 178 145 27 6
4455 If this relationship is to continue, Darryl, we have to give serious thought to the challenges of our blended family. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
4456 You're so mixed up. Why can't you process? 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
4457 How do you feel about mixed marriages? 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
4458 I know you mother wanted you as a kid to chew your food 32 times but this seems a little much. 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
4459 You don't have to puree everything I say. 1.2190 0.03837 137 109 26 2
4460 Now, George, really! I've never been one to make heads spin. 1.2190 0.04482 137 114 16 7
4461 Well, you didn't say that I couldn't stand out. Only that I had to blend in. 1.2190 0.04236 137 112 20 5
4462 I think you've let this Vitamix thing go to your head 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
4463 You’re all mixed up. 1.2189 0.03605 169 136 29 4
4464 If you're a juicer,why'd you order the steak? 1.2189 0.03605 169 136 29 4
4465 So does 'puree' mean that's a 'hard no'? 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
4466 So do you go by Joe, or The Juice? 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
4467 Yes, I do come from a blended family. Why do you ask? 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
4468 Ok, Mr. TEST KITCHEN! I've HAD IT! 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
4469 Frankly, I never gave a thought to "Blended Marriage" - one way or the other - until just a moment ago - when you asked your question. 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
4470 Are you trying to tell me you are from a blended family? 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
4471 But your profile said you were from a blended family! 1.2184 0.04063 174 146 18 10
4472 Fredrick, please control yourself. 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
4473 Must you swivel so obviously when you spot a female robot? 1.2183 0.04483 142 119 15 8
4474 I'm not interested. I'm afraid you looked lot different on Tinder. Maybe, it's just because your hair is in a bun. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
4475 Your dating profile seemed especially honest when you said you are all mixed up. 1.2183 0.03755 142 113 27 2
4476 So, I'm not sure I understand. Your family invented the Waring what? 1.2183 0.04370 142 118 17 7
4477 So... if the graft doesn’t take, A. You die and B. No more smoothies? 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
4478 240v really turns me on. 1.2183 0.03620 142 112 29 1
4479 You should have no problem with your all liquid diet. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
4480 With all due respect, Mr. Vader, you don't look much like your picture. 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
4481 Don't you think you're taking this juicing thing too far? 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
4482 Is it supposed to help you with digestion? 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
4483 My dentist told me I wasn't chewing my food thoroughly. 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
4484 Every meal doesn't have to be a smoothie. 1.2182 0.04039 165 137 20 8
4485 Nothing is more attractive than a man who knows how to make a good strawberry daiquiri. 1.2182 0.03552 165 132 30 3
4486 It's no fun eating out with you any more...I'm done with your crazy liquid diet obsession! 1.2182 0.03852 165 135 24 6
4487 This is not about your ADHD. Turn the power off. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
4488 I can't smooth things over anymore. We're done, Carol! 1.2180 0.04571 133 111 15 7
4489 Yes, I know your Match description said you were a real smoothie, but aren't you carrying it a bit too far? 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
4490 You are mixing up your thoughts again. 1.2180 0.04444 133 110 17 6
4491 I have “ mixed” feelings about this restaurant 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
4492 All these years, and still your head spins when we are together! 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
4493 I'm afraid I've said something to make your head spin! 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
4494 I like a man who’s got his head on straight. 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
4495 Yes, I guess I can understand how when your mind's in a whirl, it makes it hard to eat. 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
4496 You may as well wear a sign that says "I could not be balder." 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
4497 You’ll have to pardon my brain freeze. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
4498 You seem a little mixed up tonite 1.2179 0.03995 156 128 22 6
4499 Oh dear. See? I told you not to take a chance with the 'Covfefe Puree'. 1.2179 0.03737 179 147 25 7
4500 I’ve been getting so mixed up lately. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
4501 We were supposed to be celebrating tonight, but I can see your mind is still at the office. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
4502 Are you feeling up to having brunch with me Oscar? You seem a tad agitated this afternoon. 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
4503 You could have ordered the stew. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
4504 But do you get enough roughage? 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
4505 I think it’s normal to have mixed feelings about your blended family, Sally 1.2177 0.04154 147 121 20 6
4506 This morning's headlines make my head spin. 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
4507 I think I know your cousin, Toaster. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
4508 Stephen, this isn't quite what I meant when I said that I wanted us to blend in. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
4509 I'm so sorry those implants didn't work out. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
4510 Could you please not puree during dinner? 1.2174 0.03671 138 109 28 1
4511 You didn't halve the dose? 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
4512 So, you say you like to shake things up? 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
4513 Sometimes my thoughts are spinning. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
4514 According to Dr.Waring a radical headectomy was the only option. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
4515 I wanted you to shake things up, not stir. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
4516 My brother also has chewing issues. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
4517 I know, you have mixed feelings about this. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
4518 So, you refuse to eat because your food is touching each other? 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
4519 I just want a straight answer, but all i ever get is a garbled mess of thoughts. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
4520 I like it chopped intermittently, but never pureed. 1.2169 0.03831 166 136 24 6
4521 Well, I always wanted a blended family. 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
4522 Can you stop? You’re turning heads. 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
4523 Is it really so bad that I had asked for a straw? 1.2168 0.03987 143 116 23 4
4524 I think I should go before my head starts to spin! 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
4525 On the dating site you said you have a blended family. What exactly did you mean? 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
4526 Not what I had in mind when you said you had a good head for the smoothie business. 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
4527 ...and that’s how I invented the green smoothie. 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
4528 You really need to do something about that reflux. 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
4529 I just don’t feel that our personalities blend all that well. 1.2168 0.03597 143 113 29 1
4530 Oh Honey - I think that's "chop..." 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
4531 I know your mother always told you to chew your food ten times, but really Harry... 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
4532 Did you lose your Fedora? 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
4533 So you told the genie to make sure you stick to your juice cleanse? 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
4534 Can I get your surgeon’s name? I’ve got a cousin with tinnitus. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
4535 I just don't think our kids are going to vita-mix well. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
4536 That's not what I had in mind when I told you we needed to blend in with this crowd. 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
4537 And then I said 'rrrzztckrrzztckck'! 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
4538 If you wanted puree, you should have ordered puree. 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
4539 That’s not what I meant when I told you to blend in. 1.2162 0.03656 148 118 28 2
4540 Next time try their meal-in-a-glass." 1.2162 0.03485 185 150 30 5
4541 So you were saying that the juice cleanse made you feel like a totally new person? 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
4542 I'm getting worried about your commitment to mastication. 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
4543 When your therapist suggested that you try to blend in more, this not what she meant 1.2162 0.03656 148 118 28 2
4544 I know we don't belong, but I think you're trying too hard to blend in. 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
4545 Have you finished the draft for the State of the Union? 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
4546 So you wanna ‘mix it up a little?’ 1.2160 0.03581 162 130 29 3
4547 Looks like you had a really hard day at work dear. 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
4548 My three kids, your two...a blended family works perfectly, you old smoothie. 1.2160 0.04081 162 135 19 8
4549 Yes. His constant tweets make my head spin, too! 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
4550 How about whipping up something to talk about? 1.2158 0.03788 139 111 26 2
4551 'Yes, nice to meet you too, err, Blenda.' 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
4552 Enough! You’ll do fine. The singles mixer is a week away. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
4553 You are an interesting man but I don't think we will blend together well. 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
4554 Most of my dates leave my head spinning, not the other way around. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
4555 My dates are really starting to blend together 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
4556 Do we always have to talk about your juicing? 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
4557 Your head seems to be spinning too. 1.2157 0.03703 153 123 27 3
4558 sometimes I feel like your ideas are all mixed up 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
4559 Hey, mixer head, why don't you try whipping up a little romance. 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
4560 Next time you say we’d be better off just enjoying a smoothie at home, I’ll believe you. 1.2156 0.03616 167 135 28 4
4561 You don't have to puree, I can hear from here. 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
4562 I can't follow you when you're on blend. 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
4563 When the menu said "do-it-yourself daiquries," I had no idea. 1.2156 0.03616 167 135 28 4
4564 You never open up. What is it you're afraid of? 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
4565 Can I expect to see you every day or only when you’re on a health kick? 1.2154 0.04084 130 105 22 3
4566 You take that back. 1.2154 0.04631 130 109 14 7
4567 I’ve never really thought about a blended family. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
4568 Don’t make noise while you’re eating! 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
4569 I don't care that you can crush ice, I want Mr. Softee back! 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
4570 I can see you are a real smoothie but that is just not my type. 1.2153 0.04200 144 119 19 6
4571 My heart is purée. 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
4572 Well This isn’t exactly what I expected when Gladys talked me into going on a mixer date 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
4573 But what do you do when you don't want a smoothie? 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
4574 I hate to tell you this honey, but I have reason to believe our recent experiments across the 8th dimension have resulted in a disturbance in the space-time continuum. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
4575 I don't really care for pina coladas. 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
4576 My friends have been telling me to make sure they have a pulse. 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
4577 I may start ghosting you sooner than I normally would 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
4578 Can't you agree with me, at least once? 1.2152 0.03630 158 127 28 3
4579 I didn’t know you were vegan. 1.2152 0.04148 158 132 18 8
4580 I'm sorry if I mixed you up with someone else I was meeting. But everyone just seems to blend together these days! 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
4581 Maybe it's an inner ear infection. 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
4582 I asked where our relationship is going. I can see your thoughts percolating in your head. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
4583 What kind of Philip K Dick bullshit is this? Why couldn't this Carolita Johnson person put me in one of those old Connecticut suburb New Yorker gags from the 50's? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
4584 It drives me crazy when you mix your words 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
4585 Now you really have me mixed up. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
4586 Is getting the sauce perfectly blended really an excuse for not talking about our relationship? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
4587 Can we talk about your juice cleanse? 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
4588 I ordered the burger, just to mix it up. 1.2148 0.03991 149 122 22 5
4589 I did note on that dating site that a multicultural blend was fine with me... 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
4590 I would guess you're not a fan of solid foods.. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
4591 Would you prefer a smoothie? 1.2147 0.03964 163 135 21 7
4592 It...goes with the suit? 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
4593 when you said spin doctor 1.2147 0.03561 163 131 29 3
4594 You can’t get this agitated because they forgot the onions !! 1.2147 0.03751 177 146 24 7
4595 That teaches me never to use a dating site again... 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
4596 I just think dating in this town is enough to make your head spin. 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
4597 George spent his whole life perfecting the art of the social mixer. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
4598 Honey, you seem so shaken up lately. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
4599 You want to leave. I can see the wheels spinning. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
4600 I have to raise my standards, guys with a pulse...way to general 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
4601 Well, I thought I would blend-in nicely. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
4602 No shocker here that you're from a blended family. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
4603 Go ahead . Say it again. It’s the perfect blend of flavors isn’t it? 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
4604 Mother warned me that we will never blend as a couple! 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
4605 You're not listening,your pulsing. 1.2143 0.04318 154 130 15 9
4606 I think it's time you switched to tea, Harold. 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
4607 What do you say we mix things up a bit? 1.2143 0.04117 154 128 19 7
4608 For the last tine. I'm fine with water. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
4609 Believe me, I never wanted you to spin out of control. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
4610 I only eat puréed food 1.2138 0.04124 159 133 18 8
4611 I thought a dinner date with a robot would somehow look more realistic. 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
4612 I don't think the stimulants are a good fit for you. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
4613 Well, if you must whirl while we eat could you please change your setting from grate to frappe? 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
4614 Why are they having such a hard time with your permanent implants? 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
4615 I said you needed to bend a bit. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
4616 Vibrates at 3 different speeds 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
4617 That's quite a price to pay to be a "smoothie" operator. 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
4618 Don’t be alarmed...this doesn’t happen very often. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
4619 I used to be Mr. Coffee, but I'm trying to Blend in. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
4620 I’m trying to blend in 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
4621 Do you have to be so smooth with EVERY waitress? 1.2138 0.03686 145 116 27 2
4622 Well, your online profile SAID you came from a blended family... 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
4623 Which is it . . . Are you a smoothie or just mixed up? 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
4624 Yes I do recall saying Vitamix was something we had in common..? 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
4625 No, no! I’m not disappointed. I just thought you meant you had great social skills. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
4626 are you sure you want another smoothie? 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
4627 You do like to mix up the conversation 1.2135 0.03468 178 144 30 4
4628 You only have two settings, off and puree. 1.2134 0.03646 164 133 27 4
4629 Sorry, I'm not really open to a blended family. 1.2134 0.03542 164 132 29 3
4630 I'm looking forward to our smoothies too. 1.2134 0.03646 164 133 27 4
4631 I don't think we should see each other anymore. 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
4632 Joel was very insistent, a big fan, so I auditioned. But in the end he and Ethan went with the wood chipper. You? 1.2133 0.04395 150 127 14 9
4633 Well, at least this conversation will go smoothly! 1.2133 0.03735 150 121 26 3
4634 So I see that you are now part of a blended family 1.2133 0.03967 150 123 22 5
4635 This date is way better than a mixer! 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
4636 Well it all ends up in the stomach together anyway. 1.2133 0.03487 150 119 30 1
4637 Really? I had no idea you were mixed race. 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
4638 I just feel like all I'm getting is mixed signals from you... 1.2133 0.04078 150 124 20 6
4639 and do you have a chip on your shoulder? 1.2133 0.04292 150 126 16 8
4640 Oh so I’m the one to blame, Jimmy? 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
4641 Someday, we'll be a blended family. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
4642 We should have just gone to 'Orange Julius'. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
4643 Put in on pulse and we'll see if you're still alive. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
4644 Is this your first Speed Dating event too? Christa Dodd, Danville CA 1.2130 0.03951 169 141 20 8
4645 Stirred not shaken? 1.2130 0.03951 169 141 20 8
4646 So, you're Italian?" 1.2129 0.03660 155 125 27 3
4647 I have to admit -- I'm a little mixed-up about our relationship. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
4648 Sure, I'll take a smoothie. 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
4649 Its great for Digestion! 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
4650 Some say I’m a smoothie talker. 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
4651 I thought we were supposed to talk about our blended families 1.2129 0.03660 155 125 27 3
4652 You may use my straw if you wish to. 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
4653 Sorry if I seem a little all over the place. 1.2128 0.04248 141 117 18 6
4654 Excuse me — I'm feeling a tad dizzy. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
4655 Slow down! 1.2128 0.03873 141 114 24 3
4656 We have the science," they said. Well - they can keep it 1.2128 0.04480 141 119 14 8
4657 Sure, we all sometimes have mixed emotions . . . metaphorically. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
4658 Did I say something to mix you up? 1.2126 0.03872 174 145 21 8
4659 Sometimes I think you have a blender for a head! 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
4660 You're a really mixed up being, and now you've stirred up more trouble... 1.2125 0.04003 160 133 20 7
4661 I am ready to get in juicing, I just thought we could indulge one more night. 1.2125 0.03363 160 127 32 1
4662 You were telling me about coming from a blended family? 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
4663 I need some consistency in my life. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
4664 Can we stop talking about taxes?! You're making my head spin. 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
4665 As I’ve said many times before, Edward, you need to eat slowly and savor your food. Your stomach will take care of the blending. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
4666 You're really mixing me up here 1.2123 0.03664 146 117 27 2
4667 Well, if you’re going to freak out about it you might as well make me a smoothie. 1.2123 0.04260 146 122 17 7
4668 I'm sorry, but this is taking blended families too far. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
4669 So, is this your first Blendr date...?" 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
4670 What a coincidence! I was an extra in the movie “Blended”! 1.2123 0.04148 146 121 19 6
4671 I don’t have any issues with a blended family. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
4672 Mona tried to warn me you had puree for brains. 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
4673 Are you trying to win me back Sir Mix-a-Lot? 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
4674 I told them we were a blended couple.... 1.2119 0.03713 151 122 26 3
4675 I'm certainly looking forward to your getting the dental implants. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
4676 Wow, you really poured your heart out. 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
4677 I know my frequent mood changes are hard for you to process, but isn’t this going to extremes? 1.2119 0.03713 151 122 26 3
4678 Care to stir up a conversation? 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
4679 Donald! This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to blend in at this dinner party... 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
4680 No, I don’t think Botox would work. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
4681 Gotta find a new dating site. I don’t think I can take another smoothie. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
4682 I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear you. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
4683 I told you I took my bartending seriously. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
4684 Wow, that was some blender you went on last night. 1.2119 0.03830 151 123 24 4
4685 Gosh, it feels like I’ve been droning on for hours. Sometimes I just get the impulse, you know? 1.2118 0.03930 170 142 20 8
4686 Do you want me to pour some water in with your burger? 1.2118 0.03749 170 140 24 6
4687 I know a smoothie when I hear one. 1.2117 0.04448 137 115 15 7
4688 As usual you are taking shaken not stirred to a ridiculously predictable level. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
4689 I thought you said shaken not stirred. 1.2115 0.03639 156 126 27 3
4690 Sorry it's just your profile picture was a little bit different...I guess I didn't expect you to have bangs. 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
4691 So your profile mentioned that your last marriage was a blended family? 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
4692 You’re giving me Great Vibrations! 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
4693 You didn't mention that in your profile. 1.2115 0.04267 156 132 15 9
4694 Couldn't you have whipped up something a little different for dinner tonight? 1.2115 0.03965 156 129 21 6
4695 For once you're actually quiet. 1.2114 0.03587 175 143 27 5
4696 I know you think our life is boring, but there are better ways to shake things up. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
4697 So why did your parents name you Margarita? 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
4698 I like my drinks shaken, not stirred. 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
4699 I forgot today’s Wednesday. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
4700 I know you’re trying to blend in, but it’s not working for me. 1.2112 0.03569 161 130 28 3
4701 Blend it all you want. It will still be kale. Ick. 1.2112 0.03569 161 130 28 3
4702 Well, I DID say I wanted someone with a blended personality on my dating profile. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
4703 You know, you could've just said, 'The two of us don't blend.' 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
4704 You can’t just solve all your problems by chopping them into tiny, tiny pieces. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
4705 Are you ok, honey, you keep getting things mixed up tonight? 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
4706 I'm looking for something more solid, Jamba 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
4707 I'm sorry for blendering on, lets talk about you. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
4708 We blend together so well! 1.2109 0.04233 147 123 17 7
4709 You're speaking in circles again, Carl. You need to eat something. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
4710 I'm honestly SO over these mixed signals you keep giving out. 1.2108 0.03606 166 135 27 4
4711 When we discussed blending our families--I didnt think you meant it literally... 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
4712 I don’t follow you. You seem all mixed-up. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
4713 Smoothie..? I thought you said want to see a movie..... 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
4714 I'm sorry, I don't want a blended family. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
4715 Your profile mentioned you’re a Ninja; what’s that like? 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
4716 I was raised in a "blended" family! 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
4717 I didn't realize being vegan requires so many apparatuses. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
4718 Yes, Don, I agree chewing your food thoroughly is a good idea, but is using the ‘liquify’ setting really necessary. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
4719 I ordered soup and a straw. 1.2105 0.04342 152 129 14 9
4720 Sorry dear, please speak up. I can't hear you over the loud chatter of table behind me. 1.2105 0.03563 190 157 26 7
4721 I know, I know. It was the wrong thing to say. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
4722 So you're interested in creating a blended family? 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
4723 We just don't blend well anymore, sorry Leonard. 1.2102 0.03569 176 144 27 5
4724 I find your Blendr profile pic mildly amusing, but the cosplay was unnecessary. 1.2102 0.03837 157 129 23 5
4725 Frankly, you need to explore beyond the produce section. 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
4726 Now you know what I hear when you speak! 1.2102 0.03942 157 130 21 6
4727 We can go to the market for banana, yogurt, and orange juice.... 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
4728 You know,that's grounds for divorce. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
4729 I just don't understand why you can't blend in better. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
4730 This is hardly the time to discuss our blended family. 1.2101 0.03910 138 112 23 3
4731 Could you PLEASE chew more quietly? 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
4732 So whats shaking baby 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
4733 The ad said this would help me blend better. 1.2101 0.04172 138 114 19 5
4734 So Grindr is not a repair service you say? 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
4735 We need to talk about your mastication. 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4736 It's not you, it's me. I'm looking for a blended family. You sure know how to push my buttons! It's over! I have mixed feelings. 1.2099 0.04054 162 136 18 8
4737 It's permanent 1.2099 0.04054 162 136 18 8
4738 So I just remove your cover and drop in the burgers and fries ? 1.2099 0.03860 162 134 22 6
4739 At least it wasn't a fly with you in the transmitter pod. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
4740 Please don’t masticate your food, dear. People are staring at you. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
4741 I prefer a gentle blend over a mince. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
4742 No, Steve, I suppose I don't have my finger on the pulse of online dating. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
4743 I'll be getting my partial next week. 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
4744 What's the latest buzz? 1.2096 0.03783 167 138 23 6
4745 Sorry, I don't speak Moulinex. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
4746 Since I met you, my heads in a whirl. 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
4747 Din’t try so hard to blend in! 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
4748 Darling I wish you wouldn’t purée with your mouth full 1.2095 0.03745 148 120 25 3
4749 I'm guessing you need more fruits and veggies in your diet. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
4750 I don’t think we should have a blended family 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
4751 I'd really rather you stared at your phone instead. 1.2095 0.03491 148 118 29 1
4752 It took me a really long time to live down that Bass-o-matic sketch. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
4753 Oh, me too! I just can't keep anything straight any more. 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
4754 Boy - Are you mixed up! 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
4755 I'm so sorry. Could you just repeat that one more time? 1.2093 0.04216 129 106 19 4
4756 Please tell me what you're churning about. 1.2092 0.03669 153 124 26 3
4757 I usually do try to chew each bite thirty times. 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
4758 You could have just ordered a smoothie from the menu. 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
4759 Control yourself,Mr. Waring. You'll blend in before you know it. 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
4760 Darling, a blended family simply won’t work for me. 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
4761 VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT. VRRRRRRT, VRRRRRRT, VRRRRRRRRRRRRRT. 1.2092 0.04315 153 130 14 9
4762 Sorry, I purée on a first date. 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
4763 your profile picture was more of a puree! 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
4764 Do you mind swallowing your food before you digest it? 1.2090 0.03640 177 146 25 6
4765 Mother idled at Frappé, dad at Liquefy, it's a miracle I can mix at all. 1.2090 0.04377 134 112 16 6
4766 Still having difficulty chewing? 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
4767 I didn't expect to meet your blended family so soon. 1.2090 0.04113 134 110 20 4
4768 For once, would you just order a blended margarita like everyone else does! 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
4769 I see that you've solved your problem with solids. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
4770 I told you that you didn't need to worry about blending in. Now you've got your head in a spin! 1.2089 0.04021 158 132 19 7
4771 when you claimed you like "mixing" on Tumblr I thought you meant socially... 1.2089 0.03919 158 131 21 6
4772 This conversation feels like it is going in circles. 1.2089 0.03484 158 127 29 2
4773 Every time you order,you get it mixed up. 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
4774 Did you know that single use straws contribute 2,000 tons annually to plastic waste and death of wildlife? I can't date a woman not doing her part; it is already making my head spin uncomfortably. 1.2086 0.04506 139 118 13 8
4775 I’m feeling a little mixed up right now... 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
4776 That’s not exactly what I meant about our blended family. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
4777 Honestly, it’s not as bad as it looks 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
4778 Tara's method of getting out of another date with a hopeful suitor who doesn't quite measure up: delve tangentially into the intricacies of her day, her horoscope, the bloodline of her prized feline, her favorite brand of ketchup, ... 1.2086 0.04124 163 138 16 9
4779 Must you tell everyone you're a pot-head 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
4780 Did you mis-hear me again? I said the dinner attire was austere not Osterizer 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
4781 This is a mixer -- not the prom? 1.2083 0.03362 168 135 31 2
4782 I'm sorry I asked for the straw. 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
4783 You’re moving much too fast for me Monsieur Frappè. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
4784 Try to blend in, this is a classy joint. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
4785 Sorry, should I talk slower? 1.2081 0.03405 173 140 30 3
4786 Stay focused, John. 1.2081 0.04181 149 125 17 7
4787 Actually, I don't follow politics. 1.2081 0.04181 149 125 17 7
4788 But your profile said you were a Bullett!? 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
4789 Okay, maybe you were allergic to vegetables 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
4790 You twist everything I say so much I can't even recognize it. 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
4791 It didn't occur to me you would take it literally when I asked you to blend 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
4792 Well I guess with my three kids and your two we could somehow blend the families. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
4793 I said we needed to mix things up, not obliterate them. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
4794 You’re still my old Smoothie”. 1.2080 0.04724 125 106 12 7
4795 I ‘m a real smoothie. 1.2079 0.03956 178 151 17 10
4796 I can assure you, juicing your steak is not attractive. 1.2079 0.03441 178 145 29 4
4797 Why don't we ever just stay on 'pulse' anymore 1.2078 0.03529 154 124 28 2
4798 we're never going to blend if you don't quit that shaking. 1.2078 0.03981 154 128 20 6
4799 John, I hope this conversation clarified my feelings about you. 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
4800 Yes I’m familiar with the term blended family. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
4801 having a blended family has its challenges... 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
4802 Well, at least I don't need to pay for the milkshake 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
4803 No, No, dear--when I said "puree," I was speaking to the waiter. 1.2078 0.04189 154 130 16 8
4804 Yeah, there's a reason they don't let you into the "Beyond" section of Bed Bath & Beyond 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
4805 I'm all for a blending our family, Roger, but this is ridiculous. 1.2077 0.04327 130 108 17 5
4806 When we first started dating, you never used the 45-second Smoothie setting when dining out, but now I think you do it because we have nothing left to say to each other. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
4807 Isn't there a setting below frappé? 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
4808 I'm not really looking for a mixed relationship. 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
4809 Sometimes I feel like you're just waiting for me to be quiet. 1.2075 0.03687 159 130 25 4
4810 Yeah Vinny, you blend. 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
4811 The truth is, I’m all mixed up about it. 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
4812 Oh" By the way...your Dentist called.. Your new teeth came in last week 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
4813 Does that void the manufacturer's warranty 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
4814 Yes,I guess I will have a shake with my burger after all. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
4815 So, honey how's the internship going? 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
4816 I see that the perks of your job have really gone to your head! 1.2073 0.03511 164 133 28 3
4817 This is the last time I’m going on a blind date 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
4818 WHAT? 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
4819 I know how you feel, dear. Just push the broccoli aside. 1.2073 0.03718 164 135 24 5
4820 As you're about to find out, I have a very sharp mind. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
4821 I knew getting hooked up online was a bad idea 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
4822 I told you ties were required... 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
4823 I'm good. 1.2071 0.04476 140 119 13 8
4824 I wanted to mix things up with a blind date, but not literally. 1.2071 0.03448 169 137 29 3
4825 Dear, that is not what I mean when I said we should try to blend in with the crowd. 1.2069 0.03670 174 144 24 6
4826 Yeah, I felt the same way in college... 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
4827 I don’t know, I’ve really been trying to mix things up. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
4828 I prefer lava lamps. 1.2069 0.04366 145 123 14 8
4829 Could you at least switch to Energy-saving? 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
4830 I get it ,you are all mixed up about our relationship. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
4831 My last date was more successful when he turned the knob to ice-breaker , not ice-crusher. 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
4832 If you want a frozen Rhubarb Watermelon Margarita, just say so. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
4833 There's a hair in my smoothie! 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
4834 Obviously we should think about the challenges of a blended family 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
4835 Why must you always shake things up? 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
4836 I'll take mine with a twist. 1.2065 0.03627 155 126 26 3
4837 Did you want a shake? 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
4838 Do you need ketchup. 1.2063 0.04264 126 104 18 4
4839 Your profile said bartender, not blend-master! 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
4840 Now, Saul, we’re a blended family. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
4841 Juicy thoughts on your mind? 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
4842 so what you're saying is, you no longer chew your food? 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
4843 I think I'll pass on that smoothie. 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
4844 This is actually my first Blender date. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
4845 Now I can see why you are mixed up about politics" 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
4846 My day was a grind too, but can we at least talk about something else? 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
4847 I’m sorry, but my yenta told me you were a ninja. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
4848 Your mastication is premature." 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
4849 Your profile did say you were a ninja 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
4850 Don't start spinning dear. The waiter will be back with the salad. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
4851 You could of just said no to dinner with me. 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
4852 I thought you said stirred, not shaken 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
4853 Is it really necessary to get puréed about it? 1.2057 0.04213 141 118 17 6
4854 Yes, I love a man with a grate head on his shoulders. 1.2057 0.04331 141 119 15 7
4855 How long do you need to be on a pureed diet? 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
4856 Sarah you know I blame you for losing the shaker of salt 1.2055 0.04228 146 123 16 7
4857 I think you may need some help. You seem all mixed up in the head or something. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
4858 Cmon you know I’m an electritarian. 1.2055 0.04228 146 123 16 7
4859 Not tonight, I feel a headache coming on! 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
4860 I-I've never heard grace said so ... ecumenically. 1.2055 0.04338 146 124 14 8
4861 W I know I didn’t admit it on my profile, but I can go from blend to frappe in a flash. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
4862 I'm exhausted from all these mixed signals. 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
4863 This date has given me a blend of emotions. 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
4864 Your giving me mixed messages! 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
4865 I understand. I have mixed feelings about certain foods, as well. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
4866 Honestly, sometimes you don't have your head screwed on straight--you are just a pureed mess! 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
4867 Is this your way of saying no. 1.2053 0.03678 151 123 25 3
4868 Maybe you should cut back on the smoothies. 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
4869 Let's get married...we'll call it a blended family. 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
4870 I'm sorry, I don't speak frappe... 1.2051 0.03606 156 127 26 3
4871 Honey, it's the only way I'll stick to my all juice diet. 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
4872 This blended family business really got to your head! 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
4873 Dear, you are getting all mixed up again! 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
4874 Dear, you're spinning out. 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
4875 The chef will be very offended if you do. 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
4876 You mixed up the drinks, didn't you? 1.2050 0.03853 161 134 21 6
4877 So you like Piña Coladas, huh? 1.2050 0.03952 161 135 19 7
4878 Where'd you get the idea for The Pina Colada Song? 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
4879 I was told this would make me smoother. 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
4880 Sorry, but no, you don't blend in. 1.2048 0.03677 166 137 24 5
4881 I still don't see why we couldn't just go for smoothies... 1.2048 0.03871 166 139 20 7
4882 Where’s the plug!? 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
4883 You agreed to this date just to see how I eat didn’t you? 1.2045 0.04267 132 110 17 5
4884 What to you mean "temporary partials?" 1.2045 0.03542 176 145 26 5
4885 I think you're really mixed up. 1.2045 0.04129 132 109 19 4
4886 He seems different from the photos... 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
4887 Normally on my first dates I blend both our dinners.”Is that ok with you? 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
4888 I am sorry I called you a blender head...it was just the first thing that came to my mind 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
4889 You're sending me blended messages. 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
4890 Wearing blender? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
4891 So... when I asked if you like to mix things up, this isn't really what I had in mind. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
4892 Food for Thought 1.2042 0.04418 142 121 13 8
4893 Honey, you're taking our blended family thing a little too far. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
4894 Did you get all mixed up again, my dear? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
4895 I love that we're both from blended families. 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
4896 I can tell that listening to my life story is making your head spin. 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
4897 I know,I know,chew your liquids and drink your solids. 1.2041 0.03604 147 119 26 2
4898 You seriously have to switch to de-cafe! 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
4899 I feel you're trying to drown me out. 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
4900 It's just...this relationship is turning into a recipe for disaster. 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
4901 Be quiet honey. You'll never blend in making that racket. 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
4902 I know...the waiter has no pants on. Now, eat your burger. 1.2041 0.04201 147 124 16 7
4903 So... I'm guessing you'll be eating the salad as kale juice? 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
4904 Please don’t tell me all our special meals seem to blend together. 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
4905 Triplets ! And my mother is moving in to help. 1.2039 0.03998 152 127 19 6
4906 You’re so stuck in the 50s. 1.2039 0.03535 152 123 27 2
4907 You wanna put my tender heart where?! 1.2039 0.03887 152 126 21 5
4908 Loud and clear, Doug. 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
4909 Yes, I come from a blended family, I'm all mixed up, I'm good at spin -- I've heard them all!! 1.2038 0.03585 157 128 26 3
4910 I suppose you have no choice but to live on a liquid diet" 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
4911 You seem all mixed up tonight! 1.2037 0.03831 162 135 21 6
4912 What do you mean you hate smoothies!? 1.2037 0.03729 162 134 23 5
4913 Well, I like smoothies too, but I’m quite attached to my head. 1.2037 0.03729 162 134 23 5
4914 I’m sorry if I seem distant. There’s a lot on my mind. 1.2037 0.03729 162 134 23 5
4915 Well, on the phone I told you I like to mix things with people. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
4916 What do you mean, you want a break from our blended family? 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
4917 Could you switch from pulverize to mix? 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
4918 So tell me more about your life as a “trans-blender”. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
4919 Please don't talk with your mouth full. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
4920 I get what your ex meant about the chewing 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
4921 Not yet. Wait til we get home. 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
4922 I just don't think we see eye-to-spinning-blade anymore. 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
4923 I'd love to go to the beach--if you promise not to immerse yourself. 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
4924 So you'll make breakfast in the morning, but only a smoothie? 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
4925 When you said that you mix with all sorts, you weren't kidding.." 1.2029 0.04261 138 116 16 6
4926 No, I definitely wouldn't call it a 'super power.' 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
4927 I’m sorry but I don’t think we’re blending in. 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
4928 Pure food is not the same as pure'ed. 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
4929 Is this the start of our blended family? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
4930 I just got out of a blended marriage 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
4931 I didn't realize you are from a blended family. 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
4932 I’m sorry. I am all mixed up. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
4933 The matchmaker said you come from a blended family. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
4934 Gordon spent the next day trying to piece together his date, but most of it was just a whir. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
4935 Send it back, dear. You ordered it pureed. 1.2027 0.03948 148 123 20 5
4936 That's not what I meant when I said we're should blend in. 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
4937 It’s just that I’ve been hurt so many times before. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
4938 It’s not a blender. It’s a fashion statement. 1.2027 0.03708 148 121 24 3
4939 "Juicy & Juicer" 1.2027 0.03582 148 120 26 2
4940 I'm getting that you're not in the mood for this conversation. 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
4941 James, does this mean that you now prefer “blended” rather than shaken, not stirred”? 1.2026 0.03974 153 128 19 6
4942 I guess it does save you a step when juicing? 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
4943 OK, you're an illusionist. Now, shall we eat?" 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
4944 'Don't forget that done properly Vichyssoise must be pureed on High and serve chilled. ' 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
4945 I guess you can't avoid a liquid diet! 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
4946 This relationship is going so fast it makes my head spin 1.2026 0.04080 153 129 17 7
4947 It’s a shame you don’t like parties. 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
4948 How about some frozen margaritas to liven things up? 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
4949 See, that’s why I never know what you’re thinking! 1.2025 0.03991 158 133 18 7
4950 It's a lovely place but I wasn't expecting so much agitation. 1.2025 0.03784 158 131 22 5
4951 Was it difficult for you when your families blended? 1.2025 0.03784 158 131 22 5
4952 What can I say, It’s 2019. 1.2025 0.03991 158 133 18 7
4953 My date was a smoothie talker 1.2025 0.04189 158 135 14 9
4954 I was really worried when Irene called you "Mr. Smoothie"> 1.2025 0.03784 158 131 22 5
4955 You don’t blend in very well 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
4956 I don't know, dear. You seem mixed-up this evening. 1.2025 0.03709 163 135 23 5
4957 The name's Wood. Ken Wood 1.2025 0.03908 163 137 19 7
4958 I thought your reference to Sade's song "Smoothie Operator" was a typo. 1.2025 0.03709 163 135 23 5
4959 Just like James Bond, 'Stirred but not shaken. 1.2025 0.03498 163 133 27 3
4960 'Do you like my new tie?' 1.2025 0.03709 163 135 23 5
4961 So... when is my smoothie done? 1.2024 0.03538 168 138 26 4
4962 It’s not you. It’s my designer kitchen. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
4963 I wasn't expecting such a whirlwind romance with you. 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
4964 Don't try to smoothie this over. I can see right through you. 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
4965 I'm so mixed up; I never appear to blend in. 1.2015 0.04073 134 111 19 4
4966 Maybe you shouldn't have complained that your drink was stirred and not shaken the way you wanted. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
4967 Darling, I don't think we need to blend in here! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
4968 I prefer stirred, never blended! 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
4969 Honey your chewing all loud again 1.2015 0.04467 134 114 13 7
4970 My head is spinning. 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
4971 You look so different in your online profile. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
4972 Maybe aioli wasn’t such a great idea after all. The ketchup looks fine. 1.2014 0.03414 139 111 28 0
4973 Well, for starters, I was intrigued by your blended pronouns." 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
4974 I, by contrast, don't even know who's president. 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
4975 It’s just Mr. Gadget now. I lost my licensure several years back. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
4976 Should I have given you the simple version? 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
4977 Do you like smoothies? 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
4978 Yeah, YOU blend. 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
4979 I know it’s a lot to process, but I’ve been stuck in smoothie mode ever since 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
4980 Right?, I was just as shaken up when I heard the news. 1.2014 0.03564 139 112 26 1
4981 Do you juice every meal you eat? 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
4982 I'm just not sure I could handle being part of a blended family. 1.2014 0.03495 144 116 27 1
4983 'I guess I let it go to my head.' 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
4984 My, you're a regular smoothie, aren't you? 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
4985 Sure, I’d consider a blended family.... 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
4986 I bet you’re a real smoothie. 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
4987 So You come from a blended family then? 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
4988 Oh, Blenderhead! Can't we at least finish our dinner before you rush off to fight crime? 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
4989 What a coincidence! I also like to mix things up in the kitchen! 1.2013 0.04149 149 126 16 7
4990 Next time you want to mix it up, can you at least let me choose the restaurant? 1.2013 0.04159 154 131 15 8
4991 And you say you used to be a juice blender, why the change? 1.2013 0.03613 154 126 25 3
4992 No thanks. I'll just skip the drink. 1.2013 0.03613 154 126 25 3
4993 I don't think that you are blending in... 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
4994 No! I wished for us to blend in with society! Stupid monkey's paw! 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
4995 HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT? 1.2013 0.04159 154 131 15 8
4996 I felt the same way after Hillary lost in 2016, but at least you can blend in. 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
4997 I understand you need to chew your food better but this may be over the top. 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
4998 What a pleasant surprise Miss Sarah. You look exactly like your photos” 1.2012 0.03585 164 135 25 4
4999 I said mixed vegetables....not V8 ! 1.2012 0.03807 169 142 20 7
5000 I don't see how, as a Senator, you can still claim his tweets blend perfectly with responsible conservatism. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
5001 Be quiet! You're embarrassing me! 1.2000 0.04559 135 116 11 8
5002 Dunno. You always seem rattled. 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
5003 No, darling, you're still mixed up. 1.2000 0.04123 150 127 16 7
5004 I get it. You're on a diet. You've made your point. 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
5005 I'll skip the steak and vodka Bloody Mary 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
5006 Can you believe she doesn't want her daughter to marry her son because he's from a blended family??! 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
5007 No, she didn’t bring you utensils. She observed you are wearing yours. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
5008 You always get me mixed up, I wanted sparkling water, not a smoothie.” 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
5009 I think your all mixed up 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
5010 That's so interesting. I had no idea. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
5011 I think you are taking this "blended family" concept a bit far. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
5012 After the accident, Bob became a whirled peas advocate. 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
5013 Is that your smoothest pick-up line? 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
5014 Charlie, I know that you've been mixed up at times but this is ridiculous! 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
5015 Honey, is this really necessary? Just order shaken not stirred! 1.2000 0.03474 155 126 27 2
5016 Tell me again...where do you put the food to swallow? 1.2000 0.04684 130 112 10 8
5017 Experts say it’s important to have ‘date night’ for couples considering a blended marriage . 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
5018 I said, Chew quietly, not blend in! 1.2000 0.03683 140 114 24 2
5019 Anyway, I finally feel ready to mix and mingle. 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
5020 Is it better than having teeth? 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
5021 You don’t have to be so shrill about it. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
5022 You're the most stirring nerd I've ever met on a blind date. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
5023 Can you mix me up some Ranch before you crush ice? 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
5024 I don't know... Things are all mixed up in my head... 1.2000 0.03866 145 120 21 4
5025 I’m sorry Ralph but I’m afraid you’re a bit mixed up. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
5026 You shouldn't feel awkward - I'm sure you'll blend right in. 1.2000 0.03539 150 122 26 2
5027 When did you stop beating your ex-wife? 1.2000 0.03966 170 145 16 9
5028 This has been a whirlwind of an affair! 1.2000 0.03533 175 145 25 5
5029 If you’re interested in breaking up you’ve succeeded — now let’s eat. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
5030 Do you have to make a smoothie every time you eat? 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
5031 Babe, I know you’re angry when you grind your utensils like that. Let’s try to enjoy this meal, can we? 1.2000 0.03668 165 137 23 5
5032 Sorry, what? 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
5033 I don't think making drinks at Starbucks means you can call yourself a chef. 1.2000 0.04204 140 118 16 6
5034 It’s just that in your profile pic you had a head with a face on it. 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
5035 Coming to these mixers with you really gets my juices flowing 1.2000 0.03399 170 139 28 3
5036 I have to make a smoothie of everything now or I run out of juice later. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
5037 So, just how long have you been on a vegan diet? 1.2000 0.03818 155 129 21 5
5038 Are you trying to tell me you're mixed up? 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
5039 I wanted mine stired not shaken 1.2000 0.03844 160 134 20 6
5040 I’m sorry, I thought the red button was “chew”, not “liquify”. 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
5041 I'll have a smoothie 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
5042 Tell me your most controversial ideas and I’ll purée them. 1.2000 0.04221 145 123 15 7
5043 I don’t mean to give you mixed messages, honey” 1.1989 0.03218 186 152 31 3
5044 Your ad did say that your mind is blender of ideas and experiences. 1.1988 0.03482 171 141 26 4
5045 I can tell--getting your next drink dominates your mind 1.1988 0.03171 171 138 32 1
5046 It actually makes it a lot easier to feed my birds. 1.1988 0.03546 166 137 25 4
5047 This 1-month Detox Smoothie Challenge is turning your head! 1.1988 0.03823 161 135 20 6
5048 I've been on a blender bender. 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
5049 Do you wear that vibrating blendor during sex? 1.1988 0.03823 161 135 20 6
5050 So you're all shook up. You still don't look like Elvis 1.1988 0.03923 161 136 18 7
5051 Don't let the fries put your head in a spin. Try Pulse. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
5052 Must you always bring your work on our dates? 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
5053 Your mother told you to chew well? 1.1987 0.04209 156 134 13 9
5054 I'm surprised you didn't order a smoothie. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
5055 Blender speed dating 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
5056 You're pulsing. Are you proposing? 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
5057 I thought you wanted to mix things up. 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
5058 We should have just gone to 'Smoothie King'. 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
5059 It’s a post-postmodern take on gender blending. And it has a lifetime warranty. 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
5060 Your taking your juice diet to another extreme” 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
5061 Dessert?...Just a sip, I'm awfully full. 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
5062 Stop worrying! My parents are going to love you, Diana. 1.1986 0.04194 146 124 15 7
5063 Susan mentioned you're down to shake things up a bit? 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
5064 Excuse me? Oh, I'm sorry, you simply remind me so much of my last boyfriend. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
5065 Is that my cell phone? 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
5066 I think your moving too fast for me. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
5067 Dating Mixer: sponsored by KitchenAid 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
5068 Keep in mind that I'm the only one committed to puree your food when you get old. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
5069 And so I decided to focus on another career but this time ... are you digesting this ? 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
5070 Try to relax a bit. You're still all whipped up from the office. 1.1986 0.04413 141 121 12 8
5071 Do you want to stop talking about politics for a while, Kevin? 1.1986 0.04413 141 121 12 8
5072 Y-y-your l-logic-c is m-making my head s-s-spin! 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
5073 they say breaking down your food really helps with digestion 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
5074 And, my dear, when we marry, we will form a truly blended family. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
5075 Fine, we'll go to the smoothie bar next time. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
5076 Your being possessed isn't any less obvious. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
5077 You had me at Dark Roast. 1.1985 0.04151 136 114 17 5
5078 I know it can be a struggle raising a "blended" family but if you will just listen- we can enjoy the results of the mix. 1.1985 0.04018 136 113 19 4
5079 I said yes to the date, didn’t I? Theres no need to be smooth. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
5080 I'm returning you to Android Escorts for a full refund. 1.1985 0.04523 131 112 12 7
5081 Well... I usually puree the fries, chop the burger and pulse the soda, but tonight I feel like mixing things up. 1.1985 0.04391 131 111 14 6
5082 That new facial recognition blocking technology is pretty drastic, no? 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
5083 Sometimes I just really wanna blend in with the crowd, you know 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
5084 I’m sorry, but it makes me uneasy to see someone eat so fast. 1.1983 0.04169 121 100 18 3
5085 You know I hate it when you wear your Star Wars Convention costume to dinner. 1.1977 0.03496 177 147 25 5
5086 No thanks, I'll just have my water. 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
5087 You're really mixing things up. 1.1976 0.03726 167 140 21 6
5088 Shake, Sweetie? 1.1976 0.03527 167 138 25 4
5089 Didn’t your mom ever tell you it’s rude to blend with you lid open? 1.1975 0.03900 162 137 18 7
5090 I don't think that's what a juice cleanse should look like. 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
5091 No. I'm sorry. I don't want a blended marriage. 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
5092 My therapist may be able to help keep you from being so mixed up. 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
5093 What a pleasant surprise. Who told you I love blenders? 1.1975 0.03551 157 129 25 3
5094 I thought that "blender family" on Tinder was a typo; I imagined lots of brothers and sisters partying at the wedding. 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
5095 You okay? You seem a bit scatterbrained. 1.1975 0.03551 157 129 25 3
5096 You're more handsome in person. 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
5097 They forgot your straw. 1.1975 0.03774 157 131 21 5
5098 Well that's what you get for making delivery drivers carry transplant organs and Amazon Prime packages. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
5099 In a spin? O what a spin we're in! Is it that old black magic called LOVE? 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
5100 Marvel said you weren't 'Superhero material?' ... Not 'Superhero material?!' ... Well who wants to be when you can still be the best darn banana-daiquiri maker in Stockton! 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
5101 I never imagined that you breaking up with me would be this hard to digest 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
5102 I feel your going too far with this chew the food extra fine program... 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5103 what remains of my head might horrify you 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
5104 When I get anxious, I sometimes get racing thoughts, too. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
5105 No, I would NOT like the 'pulse' experience." 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
5106 I guess I can't request that you chew with your mouth closed. 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5107 My parents used to harp on me incessantly about chewing my food, too, but after three years of therapy, I finally got over it." 1.1973 0.03565 147 120 25 2
5108 You think this is bad? You should experience "Frappée"! 1.1973 0.03938 147 123 19 5
5109 I can't get my head around it either. Aardvark burgers? 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
5110 You literally do come from a blended family. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
5111 This isn't what I meant when I told Sharon I wanted to shake things up. 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
5112 No, French kissing is not an option. 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
5113 I guess this is their idea of a house blend. 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
5114 ...that's when I stop trying to blend in. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
5115 Darling,You look shaken,not stirred! 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
5116 i think you mixed things up. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
5117 Gives a whole new meaning to swiping right on the guy who says he likes to mix it up, doesn't it? 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
5118 Hungry? 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
5119 We're going to have to ritually cleanse you of chametz if we want to marry in the temple... 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
5120 Not sure I'm ready for a mix-master subservient relationship. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
5121 So coming from a blended family isn't necessarily all bad? 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
5122 What does it turn into when we have steak? 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
5123 Did work go okay today dear? You look shaken. 1.1969 0.03542 127 102 25 0
5124 Wouldn't it just be easier to eat from the baby food cans? 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
5125 I should tell you that I'm a tea person. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
5126 I'm sorry Henry. I love your kids, but I just don't think a blended relationship is right for me. 1.1966 0.03826 178 152 17 9
5127 Grkgrkgrkddddjrdjrdjrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 1.1965 0.03635 173 145 22 6
5128 You whir the best. 1.1965 0.03541 173 144 24 5
5129 I’ll give you some time to digest. 1.1965 0.03445 173 143 26 4
5130 Your psychologist says that you have a split personality. So tell me. Are you a blender or a coffee maker today? 1.1964 0.03800 168 142 19 7
5131 He was handsome but a poor conversationalist and a very messy eater. There won't be a second date. 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
5132 If we got married, we would have a blended family -- it's as simple as that. 1.1963 0.03573 163 135 24 4
5133 Shall I just pretend to eat this? 1.1963 0.03573 163 135 24 4
5134 When your profile said 'mixed,' I expected something else... 1.1963 0.03573 163 135 24 4
5135 Sorry, honey If you turned it on, you must know to turn if off. 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
5136 Honey, are you feeling a little mixed up today? 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
5137 You seem like a blend of my father and ex husband. 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
5138 Your explanation's a bit shaky 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
5139 I'm on a full liquid diet. 1.1962 0.03530 158 130 25 3
5140 I thought you were getting a hand blender. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
5141 So, how was you day at work? Scrambled or Pureed? 1.1962 0.03858 158 133 19 6
5142 Spinny, I'm afraid I have some bad news. 1.1961 0.03599 153 126 24 3
5143 If you only knew, how I see you. 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
5144 I'm sorry Henery. But until you buy yourself new false teeth, I'm not going to eat out with you. 1.1961 0.04049 153 130 16 7
5145 You seem a little scattered. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
5146 Must you clear your throat after every bite? 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
5147 Is that what you normally order or did you mix it up? 1.1961 0.04049 153 130 16 7
5148 It makes dieting easier! 1.1961 0.03477 153 125 26 2
5149 Sorry,you still don't blend in. 1.1961 0.04153 153 131 14 8
5150 How very efficient. 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
5151 Aw, I didn't get a straw. 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
5152 James Bond is highly overrated. 1.1959 0.04142 148 126 15 7
5153 I'm on a strict liquids-only diet. 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
5154 So, did the bartender know the ‘proper’ way’ to make a Bellini? 1.1959 0.03913 148 124 19 5
5155 You promised you wouldn’t frappe when we dine out! 1.1959 0.03411 148 120 27 1
5156 I'm afraid you're starting to become dull. 1.1959 0.04029 148 125 17 6
5157 Vertigo again? 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
5158 Phil, are you sure this is how you blend in with the locals? 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
5159 You didn't seem that shaken on the internet. 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
5160 You didn't get a straw? 1.1958 0.04241 143 122 14 7
5161 You’re the first guy that will make me a smoothie in the morning. 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
5162 I don't really see the point of us eating out when everything you eat has to be pureed! 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
5163 Your coarseness cannot be refined that way 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
5164 I thought I had made it clear that I am a teetotaler! 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
5165 Everytime you put that thing on, I can already feel shredded ice and gazpacho all over my naked body. 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
5166 If this date goes well, I've got breakfast covered! 1.1958 0.03475 143 116 26 1
5167 Margaritas, anyone? 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
5168 When she told me you process food a bit differently.. 1.1957 0.04223 138 117 15 6
5169 I can tell you’re frustrated, but can you please not explode here? 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
5170 It was definitely a mind-blending experience. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
5171 Oh, this? I’ve been told I need to blend in more. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
5172 You’re overreacting. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
5173 I warned you this would happen if you didn’t cut back on your smoothie intake. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
5174 I do prefer my men shaken, not stirred. 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
5175 We'll all be blended in 200 years. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
5176 The pain my ex inflicted was worse. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
5177 I think they mixed up — sorry, switched — our orders again. 1.1951 0.03554 164 136 24 4
5178 It sure beats the cost of dental implants! 1.1951 0.03769 123 100 22 1
5179 It's over. I'm running off with a wonderful man with an instant pot on his head. 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
5180 Does this mean dinner is going smoothie? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
5181 Maybe Botox? 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
5182 Would puree make things better? 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
5183 Your shaker of salt? It's right in front of you 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
5184 OK, OK Sorry...... We won't go there. Just calm down and lets enjoy lunch. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
5185 Yeah, alright, my mind is a blender, too--touche, you win, game over, we're even, whatever... 1.1948 0.03578 154 127 24 3
5186 Your beauty is making my head spin. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
5187 I know you're all mixed up and in a spin, but it will get better. 1.1948 0.03578 154 127 24 3
5188 Take your cap off. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
5189 I come from a blended home. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
5190 They said BYOB, not BYO Banana Daquiri. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
5191 Sweetheart, please don't blend at the table! 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
5192 Well you DID say ‘shaken, not stirred.’ 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
5193 I've got your mental floss in my purse, dear, if you need it. 1.1946 0.03889 149 125 19 5
5194 I'm sorry but I'm not a fan of blended families! 1.1946 0.03889 149 125 19 5
5195 Are you nervous? You're mixing up your words. 1.1944 0.03453 144 117 26 1
5196 So I guess the blended family profile was literal. 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
5197 If you must drink your dinner, that installation makes it easier. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
5198 Your CPAP was one thing, but don’t you think this is a bit over the top? 1.1944 0.03976 144 121 18 5
5199 Here we go again. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
5200 You never used to puree at dinner. 1.1943 0.03687 175 148 20 7
5201 So, do you think you’ll go back to this dentist again? 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
5202 Sorry, I'm a little shaken up. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
5203 Well, he's more of a mechanic than a dentist. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
5204 I thought you’d be happy I’m juicing. 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
5205 Cripes! You know, I came here prepared to kiss a frog, but not in a blender! 1.1941 0.03940 170 146 15 9
5206 I think we live in a mixed up world. 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
5207 No, I love puree... I don't believe in puree love 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
5208 Well, it's an improvement you ask me, and it makes more sense than anything else you've done in the past eight years. 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
5209 Oh,you don't have to do this. We can ask for a refill. 1.1940 0.03589 134 109 24 1
5210 That’s the most mixed-up nonsense I’ve ever heard. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
5211 How do you feel about blended families? Personally, I hate it. 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
5212 I'm sorry--I just can't wrap my head around you being divorced. 1.1939 0.03835 165 140 18 7
5213 So, er, would you say you're more of a Smoothie Operator or a Smoothie Criminal? 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
5214 It is five o'clock Some where 1.1938 0.04129 129 108 17 4
5215 Does this mean there's no second date? 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
5216 I'm sorry. I just get so mixed up when I see you. 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
5217 Our blended marriage just isn't working out. 1.1938 0.03257 160 130 29 1
5218 Just to let you know, I don’t have time for one of those whirlwind romances. 1.1938 0.03601 160 133 23 4
5219 Next time make up your mind before you order. 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
5220 Yes, I do know what a blended family is... 1.1938 0.03709 160 134 21 5
5221 Hamilton, could you please stop chewing so loudly? I can't hear the violinist! 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
5222 What are you grumbling about? 1.1935 0.03672 155 129 22 4
5223 I’m sorry. Didn’t mean to boggle your mind! 1.1935 0.03557 155 128 24 3
5224 The dinner looks delicious, but I'd like coffee at the end of the meal. CAN YOU HEAR ME? 1.1935 0.03894 155 131 18 6
5225 Are you trying to tell me our blended family isn't working? 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
5226 Oh honey, you’re frothing at the mouth. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
5227 How’s the burger? 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
5228 You may be losing weight, but I don't think this juice cleanse is good for your brain. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
5229 Lately I've been getting mixed signals from you, Harold. When I ask you to clarify, all you do is ask me for butter. 1.1933 0.03979 150 127 17 6
5230 Why are you so stir crazy all the time? 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
5231 Our blended family getting to you? 1.1932 0.03392 176 146 26 4
5232 You're dropping words every time you switch between chop and grind. 1.1931 0.03569 145 119 24 2
5233 This one isn't even funny Jim 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
5234 Do you prefer the Purée or Chop setting? 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
5235 Blend well together? I don't think so. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
5236 So no head? 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
5237 Mary's second date with the blender was well beyond margaritas. 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
5238 you're letting coffee go to your head 1.1931 0.04299 145 125 12 8
5239 Rrrrrrr...rrrr...rrrrrrrr...rr...rrrrrr. 1.1931 0.04186 145 124 14 7
5240 I suppose you don't have a stomach, either? 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
5241 Calm down, you're so wound up! 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
5242 My last date was such a loser. 1.1931 0.04070 145 123 16 6
5243 How can we take it to the next level with all your mixed messages? 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
5244 Don't you think you're​ taking your smoothie craze a bit far? 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
5245 You're so high maintenance 1.1930 0.03246 171 140 29 2
5246 My head spins and I get mixed up sometimes too. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
5247 I'd be feeling dizzy too. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
5248 But you told me you were in favor of blended families. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
5249 oh dear, my friend was terribly wrong and I agree--you are not a blunderhead 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
5250 vrrrrrrrrrrr 1.1928 0.03409 166 137 26 3
5251 I told you all that sodium would raise your pulse. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
5252 Yes, I’ll have the Strawberry Margarita 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
5253 I played a little too much football in my younger days. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
5254 Waring, I think this whirlwind romance is moving too quickly for me. Could we maybe take a little break? 1.1926 0.03407 135 109 26 0
5255 Wow, you're taking this new diet seriously! 1.1925 0.03688 161 135 21 5
5256 What's your name? Sorry, I get mixed up. 1.1923 0.03763 156 131 20 5
5257 I didn't mean to mix with your head! 1.1923 0.04100 130 109 17 4
5258 Would you like me to cut your steak up for you? 1.1923 0.03871 156 132 18 6
5259 When did eBay add dating? 1.1923 0.03536 156 129 24 3
5260 That's not what I meant by 'blend'. 1.1923 0.03536 156 129 24 3
5261 You don’t have to get all spun up about it. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
5262 You've GOT to be kidding! 1.1921 0.03955 151 128 17 6
5263 Please! You're starting to freak people out!! 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
5264 It was just the smoothie talking. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
5265 It’s just the constant whirling that’s so annoying 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
5266 No, when I said 'blended fami--' wait, where are the kids? 1.1919 0.03718 172 146 19 7
5267 No Carl, I don't think either of us is getting blade tonight. 1.1919 0.03433 172 143 25 4
5268 While your heart is tainted, your head is pure, Ray. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
5269 Does every meal have to be a smoothie? 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
5270 Slice and dice, my dear you’ve got it all, but for my family’s sake, try blending more. 1.1918 0.03926 146 123 18 5
5271 I agree with you about the advantages of a balanced diet, but.... 1.1918 0.03411 146 119 26 1
5272 I prefer a partner who's sociable and outgoing, after all, my ex was a mixer 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
5273 No, the room is not spinning but now that you mention it, I do feel a little nauseous myself. 1.1918 0.04160 146 125 14 7
5274 Do you watch Game of a Thrones. 1.1916 0.03886 167 143 16 8
5275 Why don’t you remove your cap and see how the maître d’ likes it?” 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
5276 I just don't think we'd mix well together. 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
5277 No matter how hard we try, I still don’t think we’re blending in. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
5278 But your profile said Hand Blender 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
5279 You’re sending mixed messages right now. I prefer my messages pureed 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
5280 Blended family desires aside, i just can’t do this anymore. 1.1915 0.04016 141 119 17 5
5281 Bob, I thought it was me, when you refused my advances. I thought your excuse was so lame, "my brain, feels like a guacamole in a blender". Now, I understand you're right, it is you. 1.1915 0.04260 141 121 13 7
5282 I told you I was the guy from the “Will it blend?” videos. 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
5283 I don’t think I’m quite ready for a blended family 1.1914 0.03770 162 137 19 6
5284 I am all mixed up! 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
5285 I’m supposed to have a shake before each meal. 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
5286 Dad, I understand completely that your dentures fit poorly, but... 1.1912 0.04368 136 117 12 7
5287 Not quit what I meant when I said “just blend in” 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
5288 No, I don't want a smoothie. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
5289 Not all smoothies are good for you. 1.1911 0.04055 157 135 14 8
5290 Do men have periods too? 1.1911 0.03848 157 133 18 6
5291 So that's it...'not stirred? 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
5292 'Why don't you try harder to blend in?' Well this is me blending in. 1.1911 0.03740 157 132 20 5
5293 I get it. You just wanted a smoothie. 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
5294 They might have paper straws. 1.1911 0.03953 157 134 16 7
5295 I’ll whisk you off your feet ... 1.1911 0.03515 157 130 24 3
5296 I may not be ready for a blended family. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
5297 Because no matter whether this is a seafood restaurant or not, your Bass-O-Matic joke is simply not funny! 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
5298 I heard their parents paid to get them in. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
5299 That’s an interesting way to mix your drink. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
5300 You look really hung over. 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
5301 Is it true you are interested in whirled affairs? 1.1905 0.04467 126 108 12 6
5302 Well, maybe if it were iced, but, frankly, I prefer tea. 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
5303 This is the last time I online date. 1.1905 0.04019 147 125 16 6
5304 Bob, it's just burgers, save the frappe for home. 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
5305 Darling, life is richer than the perfect vinaigrette. 1.1905 0.03390 147 120 26 1
5306 Our life seems to be in a whirl lately. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
5307 Where's Fluffy? 1.1905 0.03780 147 123 20 4
5308 I didn't know this dating app would be so literal. 1.1905 0.04173 126 106 16 4
5309 I don't really think blended families are a good idea. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
5310 My advice is to pulse your food 32 times before swallowing. 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
5311 I told you to order the BONELESS Chicken! 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
5312 I may not have any teeth, but I'm great in bed. 1.1902 0.03848 163 139 17 7
5313 That’s enough! 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
5314 Bees in your bonnet? 1.1901 0.04113 142 121 15 6
5315 Honey, it's just a little plastic surgery. 1.1899 0.03433 179 150 24 5
5316 I’m having trouble processing your new look. 1.1899 0.03495 158 131 24 3
5317 Well, that's easy for you to say, but how am I supposed to blend in with nothing on but a wet towel? 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
5318 So...you must have great digestion, huh? 1.1899 0.03826 158 134 18 6
5319 Honey, I totally believe in blended families! I'm just not sure I'll be able to convince my cat. 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
5320 I think I've reached my Piña colada limit. 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
5321 I know our lives have been a whirlwind lately. But I think you’re taking it a bit too personally.” Cathi Burgess Somerville, MA 1.1899 0.03930 158 135 16 7
5322 Your name ISN’T Oskar? 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
5323 No, please, you go first. 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
5324 Is the world getting dizzy, or is that just me? 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
5325 What’s green and red and goes 100 miles per—I’m sorry. That was insensitive. 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
5326 So, where did you say you were from again? 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
5327 Before our dinner gets cold lets try the faster speed. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
5328 You say you feel very mixed up? 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
5329 I think that's the bartender suggesting you make your own piña colada 1.1895 0.03907 153 130 17 6
5330 Oh baby I’m all shook up 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
5331 I'm not sure we mix, nor puree, stir, chop or liquefy either 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
5332 After considering a career as an astronaut or a deep sea diver, I thought I'd mix it up a little. 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
5333 I like you Ken, but I've never thought about a blended marriage. 1.1895 0.03312 153 125 27 1
5334 I see all those superfood smoothies went to your head." 1.1895 0.03796 153 129 19 5
5335 Can you be more amorous and less clamorous? 1.1895 0.03562 153 127 23 3
5336 I assume you're here to blend the sauce. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
5337 You know, I just don’t think we blend well together. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
5338 I can see something must be percolating in that head of yours! 1.1893 0.03558 169 142 22 5
5339 You look nice in that dress but we can all agree you’re no Magic Bullet 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
5340 Honey, Please stop trying to reconcile what Trump says, and what we know is the truth. Climate change is real, whether it’s cold or hot outside. Yes dear, there is only one Mexico. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
5341 No I know what my friend meant when she told me you were a real smoothie 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
5342 But I don't really care for Margaritas. 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
5343 Why didn’t you just order the purée? 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
5344 I told you the food processor would have been more stylish. 1.1890 0.03626 164 138 21 5
5345 I think I know why you're feeling dizzy. 1.1890 0.03302 164 135 27 2
5346 That's my last drink of the night. The room is beginning to spin. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
5347 So I take it you're all in with this blended family arrangement? 1.1888 0.03431 143 117 25 1
5348 At least I no longer have to put up with your open-mouth chewing 1.1888 0.04320 143 124 11 8
5349 Nothing can shake me out of this. 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
5350 No, I said “Hurray!” on your promotion, not purée !! 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
5351 What do you mean, you don't blend? 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
5352 I do tend to go on about the grandkids. 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
5353 Do I bore you? 1.1887 0.03697 159 134 20 5
5354 Did you want them to BLEND it for you? 1.1887 0.03803 159 135 18 6
5355 We just need to reassure him, Joan. Lots of kids from blended families get teased. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
5356 Are you’re in a blended family too? 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
5357 Do I look like the kinda guy who would take things too fast? 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
5358 I used to be vegetarian. Now I eat everything. 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
5359 Do I have to cut your meat? 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
5360 This relationship has my head spinning" 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
5361 Yes, your profile didn’t say that you blend in. 1.1884 0.04056 138 117 16 5
5362 I don't like to reveal too much on a first date. 1.1884 0.04309 138 119 12 7
5363 This blended family thing of ours seems a lot easier for you. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
5364 I come from a mixed background 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
5365 Well I seem to have set you at frappe, haven’t I? 1.1883 0.03659 154 129 21 4
5366 Of course I’m going to vote for Trump again in 2020. 1.1883 0.04096 154 133 13 8
5367 Why do I always meet the smoothies? 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
5368 I wish you'd go back to throwing dishes, these things don't come off. 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
5369 So Marge, have you ever considered being part of a blended family? 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
5370 DOES THIS MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A VEGAN ANYMORE? 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
5371 I thought you'd like mixing things up a bit 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
5372 ...and I was raised in a blended family. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
5373 Your thinking is all mixed up. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
5374 Well that is certainly one way to interpret a mixer. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
5375 I feel honored to be dating the Mix Master! 1.1879 0.03349 149 122 26 1
5376 Sorry Gerald, "Whirled Peas" is no longer a profound political statement. 1.1879 0.03969 149 127 16 6
5377 My parents always told me to chew before swallowing. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
5378 The Purée - est Form of Mansplaining. 1.1879 0.03853 149 126 18 5
5379 I know it's expensive, but it's not every day your warranty ends. 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
5380 I’m an old smoothie, I like to blend in. 1.1879 0.03501 165 138 23 4
5381 Give me a few minutes. I just saw my father and he was watching FOX News. 1.1879 0.03901 165 142 15 8
5382 I think you've taken this smoothie diet thing a bit too far. 1.1879 0.03501 165 138 23 4
5383 And then what did she do? 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
5384 This really is the last straw. 1.1875 0.04060 144 123 15 6
5385 You sound totally mixed up today! 1.1875 0.03340 160 132 26 2
5386 To be frank, I was expecting a different type of sheik from your online profile. 1.1875 0.04060 144 123 15 6
5387 So I guess your cup no longer runneth over? 1.1875 0.03938 144 122 17 5
5388 You looked much younger in your profile picture Janet 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
5389 This date is going smoothie. 1.1875 0.03781 160 136 18 6
5390 Your disguise is just not blending in. 1.1871 0.03318 171 142 26 3
5391 Massive Molar Replacement! THAT's what MMR-treatment was? 1.1871 0.03637 155 130 21 4
5392 Wow! I don't know what I just ate but things just seem to be whirling around in my head ! 1.1871 0.03637 155 130 21 4
5393 What do you mean by “I’m mixed up about our relationship”? 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
5394 Now I understand why people call you a Smoothie Operator 1.1871 0.03637 155 130 21 4
5395 My last blind date chewed with his mouth open, so I'm not too whiried. 1.1871 0.03750 155 131 19 5
5396 To blend or not to blend,that is the question! 1.1871 0.04072 155 134 13 8
5397 You need me to pre-chew that for you? 1.1871 0.03520 155 129 23 3
5398 I guess you can call me a 'Food Puree-ist.' 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
5399 I'm on a juice cleanse. 1.1871 0.04029 139 118 16 5
5400 So this why you said you were "all awhirl." 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
5401 Well, shake it up, baby... 1.1870 0.04057 123 103 17 3
5402 I think it’s fascinating that you come from a blended family! 1.1867 0.03482 166 139 23 4
5403 So tell me, are you on an all-liquid diet? 1.1867 0.03585 166 140 21 5
5404 I never expected a blind date to blend as well as this! 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
5405 I'd prefer a shaken Daiquiri. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
5406 When I said our marriage was on the rocks, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
5407 You old smoothly 1.1867 0.03944 150 128 16 6
5408 Really? I used to be Miss Kazakhstan! 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
5409 This is the last time I agree to go on a blind date. 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
5410 I find that blending good ideas results in ideas that everyone hates. 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
5411 Will we blend? 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
5412 Clearly you have mixed emotions about raising a blended family. 1.1866 0.03987 134 113 17 4
5413 If you want to blend in leave your grating mode and hit smoothie setting. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
5414 I gave up on finding the perfect man, made my own from old household appliances, and that’s you. 1.1863 0.03321 161 133 26 2
5415 Too spicy? 1.1863 0.03760 161 137 18 6
5416 This is wearing on me. 1.1862 0.03789 145 122 19 4
5417 I prefer to mix my own drinks,its healthier and cheaper 1.1862 0.03388 145 119 25 1
5418 You look mixed up darling. Spill the beans, I'll try to understand. 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
5419 Your head shouldn’t be spinning from just calculating the tip 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
5420 I just think you should expand your culinary horizons...in the end it will still be juice! 1.1859 0.03616 156 131 21 4
5421 A simple glass of water would have sufficed. 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
5422 I'm not sure this blendered family is going to work out 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
5423 A lot of my ideas blend together... 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
5424 Your dating profile said you were a direct descendant of Hamilton Beech up Northway. 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
5425 I know you're looking at her every time you spin your had. 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
5426 Too much political talk makes my head spin! 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
5427 I’ve treasured our time together, Dave. But I just don’t think my kids are ready to live in a blended family. 1.1857 0.04251 140 121 12 7
5428 So when I found out about this Bluetooth option I couldn't resist! 1.1857 0.04129 140 120 14 6
5429 Must you keep it on Puree while we are out to eat? 1.1856 0.03665 167 142 19 6
5430 Sometimes I feel like you hear me but you're not listening." Haley Parsa, New York, NY 1.1856 0.03357 167 139 25 3
5431 Try the pureed peas. 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
5432 But enough about me. Who are you trying to be? 1.1854 0.03920 151 129 16 6
5433 Yes, I understand what a Black Hole is, no need to be so didactic. 1.1854 0.03920 151 129 16 6
5434 Don't look at me like that -- I'm on an all liquid diet 1.1854 0.03920 151 129 16 6
5435 You're taking this pureed thing to a whole new level" 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
5436 Your obviously a big hit at parties 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
5437 Call the waiter back. You know damn well how I feel about cutlery. 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
5438 Just watched the news. 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
5439 I see this food makes your head spin 1.1852 0.03938 162 140 14 8
5440 The doctor did recommend dentures. 1.1852 0.04034 162 141 12 9
5441 At least I don't have to hear chewing" 1.1852 0.03960 135 114 17 4
5442 you looked a lot taller in your online profil 1.1850 0.03384 173 145 24 4
5443 I said, please don’t talk with your mouth full. 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
5444 Harold, I know you have that anxiety disorder but you need to stop ruining our nights out 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
5445 You'll do anything to avoid wearing false teeth. 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
5446 Misleading? My profile clearly states that I am a Ninja. 1.1849 0.03505 146 121 23 2
5447 Well, you know what they say- the camera adds 10 settings. 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
5448 I should have read the warning signs. 1.1849 0.03505 146 121 23 2
5449 What was your name again? 1.1847 0.03706 157 133 19 5
5450 Just once I'd like to have a nice evening by blending in. 1.1847 0.03479 157 131 23 3
5451 I was told to chew each bite 50 times. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
5452 You seem a complex thinker. I am impressed by how you blend your thoughts. 1.1847 0.03815 157 134 17 6
5453 So you don’t want a sexual relationship - just blendship? 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
5454 If I were a blind date Charles, it wouldn't matter. 1.1847 0.03815 157 134 17 6
5455 I've heard of jug-head and potato-head, but this is ridiculous. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
5456 I wanted to make sure this break-up goes down easy 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
5457 You know, I could cut your food into little bites as I did when you were a toddler if that would be easier. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
5458 It’s real, and it’s spectacular. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
5459 You blend in well with the decor 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
5460 I'm sick of you blending my words into something your X would have said. 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
5461 Could you whisk me up someone who looks like your Match.Com picture? 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
5462 Sorry, Arnold, I drank enough already. 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
5463 But your profile said whirled peas is the solution. 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5464 Will you stop that, that my head is spinning. 1.1842 0.04006 152 131 14 7
5465 Why they put ‘date night’ next to ‘purée’ is beyond me. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
5466 I swear I only had a little work done! 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
5467 Stand up for yourself instead of always feeling you just want to blend in. 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
5468 You blend. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
5469 You know what, I having mixed thoughts about what I ordered 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
5470 No need to 'liquefy'. 'crush' will do, 1.1840 0.03167 163 134 28 1
5471 If you insist on that, you really don't get much benefit from eating fiber . . . just sayin'. 1.1840 0.03717 163 139 18 6
5472 I know your online profile said you like to keep mixing it up, but this is crazy. 1.1840 0.03397 163 136 24 3
5473 I was told it would reduce my social anxiety. 1.1840 0.03717 163 139 18 6
5474 I understand that you're having racing thoughts and your brain feels jumbled, but maybe there is a simple way to fix that. 1.1840 0.03507 163 137 22 4
5475 I feel like you’re going around in circles with your argument. 1.1840 0.03284 163 135 26 2
5476 Yeah... no this is a Grinder meet up 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
5477 Can you set it to pulse? 1.1838 0.03792 136 114 19 3
5478 I know! Trump makes my head spin too! 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
5479 OK, So it, "Slices, Dices,Edges and Wedges - Even Makes Fries Julienne!" But doesn't it come in a counter-top model, as well? 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
5480 Does your head always spin like that? 1.1838 0.03334 136 111 25 0
5481 I'm so nervous I can feel my pulse. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
5482 Yeah, but what I feeling was more like a blending of our values... you know what I mean? 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
5483 Can’t you just truly, simply and slowly explain to them what we mean by a “smoothie”? 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
5484 So you decided on the Oster for tonight's evening out. Much better look than the Dyson I'd say! 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
5485 You should see the other guy 1.1837 0.03741 147 124 19 4
5486 So, you work at Mystery Science Theater 1000? 1.1835 0.03792 158 135 17 6
5487 I think your smoothie obsession has gotten out of hand. 1.1835 0.03340 158 131 25 2
5488 I don't blend in anywhere... 1.1835 0.03217 158 130 27 1
5489 I know how hard it is to get ahead in the world. 1.1835 0.03217 158 130 27 1
5490 It won't taste any better blended. 1.1835 0.03792 158 135 17 6
5491 Wait, I’m confused. 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
5492 I just don"t seem to blend in with other people 1.1832 0.04026 131 111 16 4
5493 I don't think it is that important to chew your food. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
5494 I don't care if you came from a blended family. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
5495 How very Cosmopolitan. 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
5496 The Washing Machine! and the Banister! Am I not machine enough for you? 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
5497 What are you Waring What are you Waring?? 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
5498 I just thought magic bullet was a euphemism for your dingwallace. 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
5499 I assume you're blended race. 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
5500 I know the feeling. 1.1831 0.03950 142 121 16 5
5501 I’m leaving you Joe — her name is Chai. 1.1831 0.03550 142 118 22 2
5502 I'm more than a little mixed up myself. I can't understand a word your saying. 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
5503 Why so agitated? There isn't any gluten in your food. 1.1830 0.03760 153 130 18 5
5504 When I said I liked smoothies, I didn't mean you. 1.1830 0.03873 153 131 16 6
5505 I don't think you're focusing. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
5506 I’m telling you, Stan, you’ve got to find a way to blend your family’s needs with your work. 1.1830 0.03982 153 132 14 7
5507 So you say you really like to mix things up, huh? 1.1830 0.03399 153 127 24 2
5508 Honey, don't mix words with wisdom. 1.1829 0.03378 164 137 24 3
5509 Refurbished means something different to me. 1.1829 0.03149 164 135 28 1
5510 Your chewing is very loud. 1.1829 0.03631 175 150 18 7
5511 You don't have any teeth?? 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
5512 I didn't mean ALL daiquiris are too sweet. 1.1825 0.03968 126 106 17 3
5513 Wouldn't a protein shake be a lot easier? 1.1825 0.03470 137 113 23 1
5514 Happy hour is over, let’s move on to soup! 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
5515 That's not what is meant by a blended family. 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
5516 I agree, Thermomix is over rated. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
5517 Mr. President, I am concerned about your next spin cycle? 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
5518 A-huh-huh A-huh-huh I'm in love! I'm all shook up! 1.1824 0.03327 148 122 25 1
5519 I know I need to update my profile picture now that I have my human head. I just wanted to meet another blender-head. 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
5520 Trump and Melania at Burger King 1.1824 0.03840 148 126 17 5
5521 How long does it take to chew and actually swallow? 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
5522 I hate it when you get all "puree" on me. 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
5523 Could you please close your lid when juice? 1.1824 0.03958 148 127 15 6
5524 What do you mean, “Where’s your mouth?” 1.1824 0.03592 148 124 21 3
5525 Wow, your life has really been like a whirlwind. 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
5526 Ooh, you're such a smoothie talker. 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
5527 Try telling the waiter he mixed up our orders! 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
5528 After that, it all sort of blends together. 1.1824 0.03321 159 132 25 2
5529 Some bartenders simply refuse to make a frozen margarita. 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
5530 I just thought it'd be more interesting if we mixed things up 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
5531 Do you hear that whirring sound? 1.1824 0.03605 170 145 19 6
5532 So how long have you been the CEO of Mr. Appliance? 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
5533 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 1.1818 0.04064 154 134 12 8
5534 I thought you said 8500 not 850 model on your Tinder! 1.1818 0.03573 165 140 20 5
5535 They say find a man who messes up your lipstick, not one who can puree your arm! 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
5536 You sure know how to mix things up... 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
5537 'Don.t beat yourself up-so much" 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
5538 No, you can’t have a taste of my burger. 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
5539 So Sally was asking if you would help out at their 'Will it blend?' fundraiser. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
5540 They don't call me the Magic Bullet for nothin'. 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
5541 No matter how you slice it, transparency is not enough to keep our marriage afloat. I want a divorce. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
5542 Stop shaking. Things will settle soon. 1.1818 0.03379 154 128 24 2
5543 You find me spinning around in your brain, like the bubbles in a glass of champagne? You must be kidding. 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
5544 You’d think he’d be smoother than this 1.1818 0.03385 143 118 24 1
5545 You know, don't you, that "blues in the blender" is just a metaphor? 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
5546 Must you have a smoothie at every single meal? 1.1818 0.03360 165 138 24 3
5547 I don't know.. I just haven't been able to get anything down lately 1.1812 0.03302 160 133 25 2
5548 Hey, Daddy calling you "Smoothie Head" is definitely a step up from "Meathead". 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
5549 Come on, everybody doesn't look like there profile picture. On dating apps. 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
5550 Sure, I like margaritas...on the rocks. 1.1812 0.03441 149 124 23 2
5551 I think we've blended together very well, don't you ? 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
5552 I liked you better in a suit of armor. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
5553 "They tell me you flunked out of bartending school. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
5554 Yes, I did say that “sometimes your voice sounds like a blender set on purée,” but don’t you think this is too passive-aggressive a response? 1.1812 0.04015 138 118 15 5
5555 Are you enjoying the new member mixer? 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
5556 So, tell me about Daft Punk’s new direction... 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
5557 You're thinking of blonde Katie. I'm talking about red-haired Katie. 1.1807 0.03341 166 139 24 3
5558 Wrrrrrr. Wrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh! 1.1807 0.03553 166 141 20 5
5559 Does this date include shipping and handling? 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
5560 You look really mixed up, darling. Why did you want to dress up if we were only going out for a burger plate? 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
5561 God, this past week has been a whirlwind! 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
5562 Yes, it IS hard to keep one's thoughts straight. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
5563 I'd rather not rehash your arguments for Intelligent Design. 1.1806 0.03826 155 133 16 6
5564 Well, now that we've actually met, I do believe you when you said you're the perfect blend of ethnicities. 1.1806 0.03233 155 128 26 1
5565 Sorry, I've been told that I chew loud before. 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
5566 I'm sorry. I've never dated a blender before. 1.1806 0.03715 155 132 18 5
5567 When the doctor said soft foods only this isn't what I imagined. 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
5568 I know your Mother isn't here to chew for you... But Donald, this is our wedding... 1.1806 0.04141 144 125 12 7
5569 Acceptance is important, John. Perky is as perky does. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
5570 It’s true. I come from a blended family. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
5571 No ,I said try to blend in , not blender 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
5572 I think we should be friends with blender-fits. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
5573 You may want to try AI steak sauce with it. 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
5574 You’re less interesting than a Cuisinart, but you do make a mean frozen margarita. 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
5575 Is it at least a smart blender? 1.1805 0.03970 133 113 16 4
5576 You haven't touched your marbles. 1.1803 0.04035 122 103 16 3
5577 You spin me right round like a blender, baby. 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
5578 OH HENRY, I DO BELIEVE YOU NEED TO BLEND IN A LITTLE MORE OFTEN. 1.1801 0.03727 161 138 17 6
5579 Sorry your implant did not work. 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
5580 You seem to know a bit of everything. 1.1801 0.03930 161 140 13 8
5581 Sara did mention you have a hard tine chewing some foods. 1.1801 0.03512 161 136 21 4
5582 And how did you pronounce your name— was it Vitta Mix? 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
5583 Are you really sure you can’t chew? 1.1800 0.03286 150 124 25 1
5584 So, blender fluid... that's a thing? 1.1800 0.03286 150 124 25 1
5585 I feel like we have nothing in common. 1.1800 0.03672 150 127 19 4
5586 I simply do not understand you. You are so mixed up! 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
5587 I didn't know you were lactose intolerant. 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
5588 So, have you always had digestive issues? 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
5589 Let me chew on it and I’ll spit out an answer. 1.1797 0.04065 128 109 15 4
5590 AI version of a stomach tube? 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
5591 Mm, hold that thought! 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
5592 I know you didn’t want to get dressed up but can you stop making a scene just because they don’t serve milkshakes? 1.1795 0.03579 156 132 20 4
5593 I can work with this. 1.1793 0.03874 145 124 16 5
5594 All this talk about Keto is making my head spin too. 1.1793 0.03874 145 124 16 5
5595 My shrink said I need to learn to blend with others. 1.1793 0.03748 145 123 18 4
5596 See,​ the genie really misunderstood when I told him I wanted to blend in. Well, you win some, you lose some. At least I don't have to chew my food. 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
5597 Oh, blah blah blah to you, too. 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
5598 I don't want to spend my life in the kitchen. 1.1791 0.04082 134 115 14 5
5599 How are the first few pulses tasting? 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
5600 Did your doctor increase your prozac dosage ? 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
5601 I've got mixed feelings about this restaurant. What do you think? 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
5602 When I was invitered to a mixer I had no idea. 1.1789 0.04325 123 106 12 5
5603 But I already have a juicer! 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
5604 No, I don't want into a blended family! 1.1788 0.03527 151 127 21 3
5605 This isn't what I meant by blending our families. 1.1786 0.04089 140 121 13 6
5606 ...but yeah my wang is totally normal. I get that question all the time. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
5607 Yes, my name is Margarita and yes I was abandoned as a child. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
5608 This could be grounds for divorce 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
5609 Sorry, I know you don't like when I order mixed drinks 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
5610 I'm glad you finally found a way to espresso yourself. 1.1786 0.03411 168 142 22 4
5611 What happened to us? I used to me that turned you on. 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
5612 I know it’s hard having a blended family, but we really don’t have a choice. 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
5613 It's not you, Blenderhead; it's me. 1.1783 0.03887 157 136 14 7
5614 How old were you when your mother told you your baby teeth were going to do this? 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
5615 First spin on a blind date. 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
5616 It cuts down on the need to chew. 1.1783 0.03671 157 134 18 5
5617 Shake it up, baby, twist and ... what? 1.1783 0.03781 157 135 16 6
5618 I don't know why we ordered two meals. I could have just drunk your head after you ate. 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
5619 Do you need more vegetables, darling? . 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
5620 Must you always disagree? 1.1783 0.04184 129 111 13 5
5621 This isn't really a B.Y.O.Milkshake kind of place. 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
5622 Life is not just one big smoothie after another, Owen. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
5623 we could make beautiful smoothies together... 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
5624 But I don’t like pureed rib-eye... 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
5625 So this is what you meant by “let’s shake things up a bit”? 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
5626 No, I think computer dating is fine, it's just... 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
5627 I don't care if it is more 'efficient' - I just think it's a little weird that you'd ask for a straw at a ritzy joint like this. 1.1781 0.03725 146 124 18 4
5628 Why are you so excited? It's only hamburger and chips. 1.1779 0.03786 163 141 15 7
5629 You are a different blend of man than I usually date. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
5630 Are you the same guy who went up in flames on my Tinder date last week? 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
5631 Wow, your ice crush setting really is impressive. 1.1778 0.03167 180 151 26 3
5632 And how tall did you say you were again? 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
5633 If you would only have said "may I please have a shake," this would never have happened. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
5634 This puree of burger is simply exquisite! 1.1776 0.03746 152 130 17 5
5635 Not another hamburger and fries smoothie, I hope. 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
5636 You talk while blending? 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
5637 I understand you can't chew well but this is getting ridiculous! 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
5638 Would you like to use my straw? 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
5639 Mine's a little tough. 1.1776 0.03505 152 128 21 3
5640 Quick...someone check his pulse! 1.1773 0.03528 141 118 21 2
5641 I take it you're not a Warren Zevon fan. 1.1773 0.04062 141 122 13 6
5642 Sorry, I just can’t get my head out of the news cycle. 1.1772 0.03758 158 136 16 6
5643 No, I've never heard the term puree for brains, why? 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
5644 Is that your brain on juice? 1.1772 0.03177 158 131 26 1
5645 Sounds like you are on Pulse rather than Puree. 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
5646 I don't put a lot of value on presentation. 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
5647 When you mentioned what kind of day you had, I thought you were just using an expression. 1.1771 0.03132 192 162 26 4
5648 Is this your idea of insuring you can eat anything? 1.1769 0.03698 130 109 19 2
5649 I'm sorry, this place doesn't serve smoothies 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
5650 penis 1.1769 0.04061 147 128 12 7
5651 So with your diet, you are suppose to wait to swallow until you have chewed your food for how long? 1.1768 0.03560 164 140 19 5
5652 Is that a yes, a no, or just puree? 1.1768 0.03343 164 138 23 3
5653 Yes, I suppose that is convenient. 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
5654 I think frappé kissing would be moving too quickly. 1.1765 0.04026 136 117 14 5
5655 this is the first "blend" date I was ever on. 1.1765 0.03723 153 131 17 5
5656 This isn't shaken or stirred, it's chaos! 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
5657 Have you considered decaf? 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
5658 So that’s how you purée your food! 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
5659 Usually, it doesn't happen on the first date... but I think you already know what grinds my gears. 1.1765 0.03606 153 130 19 4
5660 It's got to be the kale Rob. 1.1765 0.03359 153 128 23 2
5661 Can we just turn the foodie down to "purée" tonight? 1.1761 0.03628 159 136 18 5
5662 I'm afraid it isn't going to be as easy to blend our lives together as I thought. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
5663 Great burgers, but you can’t get a decent Margarita a this place. 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
5664 You're the perfect blend of sensitive and callous. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
5665 I know I said I’m committed to a healthy life style but you’re taking it too far. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
5666 I thought your profile said "James Bond", not "James Blend". 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
5667 They Warned me that you were a rea Smoothie ! 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
5668 Honey, your speech is all mushy 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
5669 Could you keep the noise down a bit? 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
5670 Does Blenderism run in your family? 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
5671 Funny, you never mentioned on Tinder that you had special dietary needs! 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
5672 Well, then order something else to mutilate. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
5673 I just can’t be with a man who could frappe. 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
5674 You’re the Genie. Is this what you meant when you said let’s mix things up??? 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
5675 I guess I’m most interested in my career, settling down, and making thousands of Julienne fries. 1.1756 0.03979 131 112 15 4
5676 This is actually my very first Blinder date. 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
5677 Mingle Mode: ON 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
5678 You are not my idea of a couples' mixer! 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
5679 Hate to say it but your not blending in..... 1.1752 0.03574 137 115 20 2
5680 I know the food is good, but admit it, the reason we come here is the waiters offer to help you scrape the food in. 1.1752 0.03862 137 117 16 4
5681 How interested am I in grinding? 1.1752 0.04131 137 119 12 6
5682 Didn't you get the memo about the dress code? 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
5683 I'm sorry, I don't speak [blender noise] 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
5684 It’s a whirlwind romance. 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
5685 I would prefer if we didn't blend our dinner this time. 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
5686 I’m not sure I’m ready for purée. 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
5687 Yes Zorg, still Planes, Trains and Automobiles down here, but it does appear as though our Digestive Systems are more advanced. 1.1748 0.03884 143 123 15 5
5688 You certainly seem like the kind of person who likes to blend in. 1.1748 0.03884 143 123 15 5
5689 I just landed a role as a top chef in new movie but I have to tell you, Method acting is harder than it looks. 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
5690 Blended food is easier to digest. 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
5691 I was hoping for a bit of splendor - not a blender. 1.1747 0.03415 166 141 21 4
5692 I've met most of the men I date through the Radiohead fan club. 1.1747 0.03520 166 142 19 5
5693 I've never dated anyone from a blended family before. 1.1746 0.04075 126 108 14 4
5694 I meant it when I said I'm down for whatever you want to eat... 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
5695 Please! Close your mouth when you chew. Do You think we want to see that? 1.1745 0.03262 149 124 24 1
5696 I now understand why your smoothies taste so intelligent . ++ 1.1745 0.03398 149 125 22 2
5697 Maybe solid food eaten slowly will stop that spinning in your head. 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
5698 You're so beautiful, you make my head spin. 1.1742 0.03484 132 110 21 1
5699 Then I guess our relationship really is on the rocks. 1.1742 0.03951 132 113 15 4
5700 Um, no. Liquid diets are unsustainable because it's never just about the calories. 1.1742 0.04095 132 114 13 5
5701 Will you stop getting so whipped up? I haven't had fries for a month! 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
5702 I'm not sure having CPR performed by a robot can be compared to having your head make a Margarita Smoothie. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
5703 Bro, nobody wants to see that. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
5704 I didn't mean to mix you up 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
5705 When I said you should eat healthier, I didn't mean that... 1.1739 0.03398 138 115 22 1
5706 But I do appreciate how well prepared you are. 1.1739 0.03836 138 118 16 4
5707 I’m sorry. I heard the restaurant’s daiquiri was better and I’m going to try it. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
5708 You're so beautiful, my head's spinning. 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
5709 stop spinning and lisen to me 1.1739 0.03836 138 118 16 4
5710 I am not adverse to the idea of blended family but........ 1.1737 0.03602 167 144 17 6
5711 I prefer fast digestion to fast food! 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
5712 My, what big teeth you have! 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
5713 Ehh...not quite what I had in mind when I said I was okay with a blended family 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
5714 So, you don't think that the ""shrink" is helping? 1.1736 0.03859 144 124 15 5
5715 Thank you, but I think I'll pass on the smoothie. 1.1736 0.03731 144 123 17 4
5716 Fred, you don’t have to be so anxious about starting a blended family; it’s as easy as a click of the switch ! 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
5717 Living in a blended family will make your head spin. 1.1736 0.03835 121 102 17 2
5718 Sorry, you're not my cup of tea. 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
5719 I'm sorry, but I'm just not into "baby birding." 1.1733 0.03507 150 127 20 3
5720 Are you sure it was coffee? 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
5721 I mean, shaken, stirred, what's the difference really? 1.1733 0.03754 150 129 16 5
5722 You' re all in a whirl? 1.1733 0.03633 150 128 18 4
5723 Now we’re percolating? 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
5724 Oh - thanks but let me chew on that a little longer. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
5725 I don’t think we blend well together 1.1732 0.03552 127 106 20 1
5726 Mr. Waring, I'm getting mixed signals. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
5727 Daily smoothies do not make a marriage, Brendon. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
5728 I thought I’d be okay with a blended family, but. . . 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
5729 This is your brain on blender. 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
5730 Can you make anything else besides a shredded 'head of lettuce' ? 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
5731 You say it does not change the taste, just helps with digestion? 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
5732 I think you're taking mastication a bit too far 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
5733 Are we taking Fusion Cuisine to a new level?" 1.1728 0.03566 162 139 18 5
5734 Remember what the salesmen said, just toss your food in there and it will go down nice and smooth. 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
5735 Do you always purée your food before eating? 1.1728 0.03456 162 138 20 4
5736 The noise when you make your own smoothie makes it difficult to hold a conversation. 1.1728 0.03227 162 136 24 2
5737 I understand...since your teeth work... 1.1728 0.03456 162 138 20 4
5738 The food going down isn’t my biggest concern. 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
5739 Yes, yes, I get the buzz, but what about fiber? 1.1727 0.03671 139 118 18 3
5740 I see that your invention will take BYOB to a whole new level! 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
5741 My first on-line blind date and I get one all mixed up! 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
5742 In a thought bubble: So that’s what Susie meant she she did he’s s real smoothie 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
5743 I'm sorry George, but I'm strictly DC. 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
5744 Are you spinning or is it the blender? 1.1726 0.03377 168 143 21 4
5745 Frankly, I meant a 'blended' not a 'blender' family. 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
5746 You're Waring your food well. 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
5747 You seem so confused 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
5748 I don't think we'll blend well together. You're not a Vitamix. 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
5749 Stop whizzing! 1.1724 0.03401 174 149 20 5
5750 I’m not sure that I like the idea of a blended family... 1.1724 0.03834 145 125 15 5
5751 The wedding’s off. A blended family won’t work. 1.1724 0.03439 145 122 21 2
5752 I know things can get really mixed up with a blended family. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
5753 No, I've never seen "Blenderman. 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
5754 It's obvious your head is going 5,000 revolutions per minute. 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
5755 Sorry, I just thought I’d ask you first. 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
5756 I thought you ordered vegetarian. Or did you mix it up? 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
5757 I've stopped feeling the buzz in our relationship 1.1722 0.03223 151 126 24 1
5758 These fad diets are getting really intense. 1.1720 0.03154 157 131 25 1
5759 It's not my birthday; it's our anniversary. Why must you mix things up so? 1.1720 0.03745 157 136 15 6
5760 You seem a little shakey tonight. 1.1720 0.03154 157 131 25 1
5761 Are you still rotating your appetizer? 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
5762 No, I said I thought the guy in Ben Hur was handsome. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
5763 Is it true you like your martinis shaken, not stirred? 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
5764 Not to be rude, but you’re giving me mixed signals, so I’m breaking up with you. 1.1719 0.03860 128 109 16 3
5765 Tell me the truth honey, are you on Grindr? 1.1718 0.03545 163 140 18 5
5766 you've been a bit jittery should i order something? 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
5767 I like how you put things together! 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
5768 Blending in is not your thing! 1.1716 0.03596 134 113 19 2
5769 Still mixing your words with your mood? 1.1716 0.03437 134 112 21 1
5770 I get it, you're really into smoothies...now can we talk about something else? 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
5771 But where's that whurring sound coming from? 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
5772 Who's your daddy? 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
5773 You look shaken up. Do I make you nervous? 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
5774 What? No. I’m actually sort of a pacifist. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
5775 I got it for you at the Goop Summit. 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
5776 What's that aftershave you're wearing? 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
5777 I come from a blended family also... 1.1712 0.03417 146 123 21 2
5778 The price of these burgers really does make your head spin. 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
5779 What? You think I'm mixed up? 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
5780 I prefer whip over puree. 1.1712 0.03809 146 126 15 5
5781 That's sweet, but I don't think kale shakes are the traditional three-year anniversary gift. 1.1711 0.03203 152 127 24 1
5782 So, I guess what you meant by "somewhat shy" was "totally nuts!" 1.1711 0.03708 152 131 16 5
5783 I just meant we’d try to blend in with these rich folks. 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
5784 You're the first decaffeinated I ever dated." 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
5785 Seriously Honey, how can you not be encouraged by having a successful businessman in the White House? 1.1709 0.03613 158 136 17 5
5786 Eating, just try to blend in. 1.1707 0.03306 164 139 22 3
5787 I can't marry you. Your mother says I'll never blend it. 1.1707 0.03417 164 140 20 4
5788 It's me , I need some one who shakes me 1.1706 0.03234 170 144 23 3
5789 Help! I’ve got a radish stuck. 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
5790 You don't need to be so superior about it. 1.1705 0.03461 176 152 18 6
5791 Oh, I'm a hopeless mixer too" 1.1704 0.03869 135 116 15 4
5792 A kiwi fruit for your thoughts, Jeffrey. 1.1704 0.03248 135 112 23 0
5793 Dear, the work day is over. You can turn your brain purée off now. 1.1702 0.03893 141 122 14 5
5794 well, you really are a blend of emotions tonight! 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
5795 They said I needed the receipt 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
5796 I didn’t think you meant it literally when you said that your “milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard” 1.1702 0.03893 141 122 14 5
5797 Seriously Charles. Youve taken power point to a new level.... I repeat....this blended family thing is not working for me. 1.1701 0.03785 147 127 15 5
5798 My milkshakes bring all the girls to the bar 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
5799 Who are you calling an air-head? 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
5800 I thought I was vegan , but yes I have eaten pesto 1.1701 0.03906 147 128 13 6
5801 You are a man of deep ... frappéd ... thoughts. 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
5802 You are the first sharp guy I met on tinder! 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
5803 Now I see why you said over the phone your head is spinning way above average! 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
5804 But it's so hard to successfully blend our families. 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
5805 A penny for your purée. 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
5806 Yeah, it's called Brumotactillophobia. It's kind of a deal breaker... 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
5807 If you don't like your steak you can always have hamburger. 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
5808 Here fresh fruit is cheaper than shakes 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
5809 Hold on, let me interupt you by getting even louder 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
5810 Au contraire ! "Our Tour on the Alimentary Canal" strengthens us as "Soulmates" ! 1.1699 0.03567 153 131 18 4
5811 Did it bring more boys to the yard? 1.1699 0.03685 153 132 16 5
5812 No more of the asparagus purée for me, Grandma. 1.1698 0.03701 159 138 15 6
5813 A kiss is not out of the question, if I can find your lips. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
5814 You sure, you don’t want beets to go with that? 1.1698 0.03701 159 138 15 6
5815 Honey, do you think there will be a corkage charge? 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
5816 Mom always said to chew thoroughly. 1.1698 0.03592 159 137 17 5
5817 Anyway, he'll be eating through a straw for a month. 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
5818 Trust me - the milkshake is awesome in this place. 1.1696 0.03108 171 144 25 2
5819 Gauging your pulse, I feel like you're not on board. 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
5820 My parents named me after the dating app Blendr... 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
5821 We'll have to skip dessert. I'm running out of juice 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
5822 When you said you'd stir things up ummm... 1.1691 0.03391 136 114 21 1
5823 Sorry. We don't have to talk about Clara. I can see your head 's in a different place. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
5824 I shouldn't talk about my mother on a first date, but that might explain some things. 1.1691 0.03548 136 115 19 2
5825 Ralph, I resent that, I'm not mixed up about it, and I think they call that projection. 1.1690 0.03867 142 123 14 5
5826 Just plug it in, dear. 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
5827 What do you say, wanna shake things up? 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
5828 Do you prefer the nuts or the bolts. 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
5829 can you fucking close your mouth when you chew your food you god damn slob 1.1689 0.03637 148 127 17 4
5830 You're so smoothie​. 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
5831 This was not what I had in mind when I said I would be interested in a blended family 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
5832 Well, I mostly like active men. 1.1688 0.03028 154 128 26 0
5833 Your looks is fine but the noise is causing attention. 1.1688 0.03663 154 133 16 5
5834 Your bio did say ‘self-sufficient’. 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
5835 I wanted to impress you so I wore the most expensive item in my closest. Also, with this model we can make our own soup. 1.1687 0.03459 160 137 19 4
5836 So would a blended family work exactly ?" 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
5837 It's my blended family genetics. 1.1687 0.03344 160 136 21 3
5838 I know I look like my hair caught in a blender... crazy day at the office! 1.1687 0.03269 166 141 22 3
5839 I love you so much. You just know how to blend the good with bad and make everything smooth out. 1.1687 0.03486 166 143 18 5
5840 Now will you stop telling me I have to chew my food?!?! 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
5841 Is this your first blondate, blendate, blandate, blindate? 1.1679 0.03778 131 112 16 3
5842 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to discuss our blended marriage. 1.1679 0.04217 137 121 9 7
5843 I'm not sure what drink I ordered, but is there a chance your head is a blender? 1.1679 0.03816 137 118 15 4
5844 Um . . . yeah, I hear ya, I also often like my head is constantly spinning during these turbulent times. 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
5845 ...and I have seven siblings, but obviously we are a blended family 1.1679 0.03368 137 115 21 1
5846 Marriage? Now MY head's spinning... 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
5847 Mr. Coffee, I didn't expect you to be such a drip. 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
5848 Honey, I think you may have gone a little overboard with this protein shake diet. 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
5849 Buzz, buzz, buzz! Can’t you talk about anything else? 1.1678 0.03354 149 126 21 2
5850 You’re just a mess of ideas Henry. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
5851 I think we're gonna mix just fine! 1.1677 0.03277 155 131 22 2
5852 ‘The way you blend topics is enigmatic’ 1.1677 0.03403 155 132 20 3
5853 You know, bad coffee is grounds for divorce. 1.1677 0.03439 161 138 19 4
5854 Send it back if it's not pureed. 1.1677 0.03325 161 137 21 3
5855 I know you like fries, but our agreement was there would be no whirring in public! 1.1677 0.03251 167 142 22 3
5856 If you ask me, you are taking me a bit far. 1.1667 0.03519 126 106 19 1
5857 I suppose you are a good mixer, as it whirrrr.... 1.1667 0.03616 120 101 18 1
5858 Thanks for the recommendation, but I think I'm going to pass on "Dentures in One Hour." 1.1667 0.04024 126 109 13 4
5859 Is that your idea for making fast food even faster? 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
5860 No, I'd rather not drink my food. Thanks. 1.1667 0.03648 138 118 17 3
5861 I forgot, you're used to strained meals! 1.1667 0.03553 144 123 18 3
5862 WHiRRrrr. 1.1667 0.03619 156 135 16 5
5863 ''It's not you, it's pea. I hate pea protein." 1.1667 0.04048 132 115 12 5
5864 People do say I’m mixed up. 1.1667 0.03233 168 143 22 3
5865 And they never serve me a straw at this place! 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
5866 Is that a new blender you're wearing? I like it! Does it come in other colors? 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
5867 Social mixers generally bore me, but after tasting this coco loco , I think we should be friends. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
5868 You certainly are a smoothie talker. 1.1667 0.03501 138 117 19 2
5869 Stop trying to smoothie over the problem. 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
5870 This can't be good. 1.1667 0.03383 156 133 20 3
5871 Trevor darling you take things too literally sometimes. When I said your looks were such, that you should try to blend in at this restaurant, I meant for you to control some of your extreme behaviours!! 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
5872 Off the top of your head do you know if it’s decaf? 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
5873 That shake-up at the office really seems to have gotten to you. 1.1667 0.03258 156 132 22 2
5874 Apparently, you broke it to her. 1.1667 0.03817 144 125 14 5
5875 Please don’t get all crushed ice with me, honey. 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
5876 Is that a Ninja? 1.1667 0.03833 150 131 13 6
5877 You got my order all mixed up. 1.1667 0.03414 144 122 20 2
5878 I think we shall pass on utensils today. 1.1667 0.03637 162 141 15 6
5879 Dear, don't get so upset when the president calls you "cocktail head." 1.1667 0.03791 138 119 15 4
5880 On match.com you said you like to 'Shake 'n Bake, I guess I didn't understand. 1.1667 0.03619 156 135 16 5
5881 Good effort, honey, but now we’re just attracting more attention.” 1.1667 0.03258 156 132 22 2
5882 You're all mixed up now, Honey. Let me explain it again. 1.1667 0.03592 150 129 17 4
5883 My mother would always tell me to chew my food, guess it depends on where you grow up..? 1.1667 0.03695 126 107 17 2
5884 Isn't it juicy enough for you? 1.1667 0.03687 144 124 16 4
5885 You better switch to puree. 1.1657 0.03252 175 150 21 4
5886 Why don’t you think I seem like an emotionally available adult? 1.1657 0.03324 169 145 20 4
5887 This smoothie obsession of yours has gotten way out of hand. 1.1656 0.03709 157 137 14 6
5888 I thought I’d mix things up a bit. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
5889 I told you we could reschedule if you needed some time to recover after the installation." 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
5890 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
5891 For once, can we stay home this Cinco de Mayo? 1.1656 0.03239 157 133 22 2
5892 My apologies, I get a little shaky when I'm hungry. 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
5893 Have you seen the blender? 1.1656 0.03923 151 133 11 7
5894 Really dear, I do wish you would comb your hair like a normal person. 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
5895 You are as fresh as they come. 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
5896 I've been trying to mix things up. What do you think? 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
5897 I agree it's a way to express your disdain for fusion food and disguise your identity as a restaurant critic. 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
5898 I know this has you all shook up, but try to see it from my perspective. 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
5899 That "One Day Full Teeth Implant" office will exchange your food chopper once your check clears." 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
5900 I love the idea of having a blended family with you! 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
5901 For sure, cheapest bi-pass on the Internet 1.1655 0.03248 145 122 22 1
5902 I really think you are all mixed up about this. 1.1655 0.03392 145 123 20 2
5903 Sorry, thought this was a blind date . . blind with an 'I' 1.1655 0.03792 145 126 14 5
5904 Shaken,stirred,mixed - whatever 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
5905 You know, almost 500 million plastic straws end up in the oceans every year. 1.1655 0.03248 145 122 22 1
5906 Just wait till later tonight. 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
5907 I've always been told to chew my food 32 times. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
5908 The Extreme Juicer Diet cuts out the middle-man. 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
5909 You said you were a blend but wasn’t thinking this is what you meant... 1.1655 0.03477 139 118 19 2
5910 Buyout Yankees Nadal options did Trump Catskills? 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
5911 I hope you don't mind giving me a hand. Just chuck it in and hit on. 1.1655 0.03324 139 117 21 1
5912 I think they’ve mixed up your order 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
5913 And soon it will render ... 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
5914 I know it's our first date, but I can whip up a smoothie or shake in no time at all. 1.1654 0.04159 133 117 10 6
5915 I'm guessing we have different versions. 1.1654 0.04148 127 111 11 5
5916 I disagree. Honey and cloves DON'T mix with anchovies and kale. 1.1647 0.03305 170 146 20 4
5917 Can I make the disappointment any more smoothly? 1.1647 0.03198 170 145 22 3
5918 You're just all mixed up in the head. 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
5919 I asked you to nod if you agree, not purée. 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
5920 Harold, you forgot the Adderall 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
5921 No, your daiquiris are fine. It’s just that your pulverizing it for me like you used to. 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
5922 I hate to tell you, but that costume looks REALLY stupid. 1.1644 0.03640 146 126 16 4
5923 So this is a thing now? Tim Blender? 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
5924 There´s no need to whir, we were told they had no bacon 1.1644 0.03768 146 127 14 5
5925 Do you want to see the wine list again? 1.1644 0.03371 146 124 20 2
5926 You know , your profile never said a thing about your puree preferences? 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
5927 You Blend in with the food 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
5928 I’ll give you a 5 minute head start. 1.1643 0.03302 140 118 21 1
5929 This is not what I meant by choosing to be a blended family. 1.1643 0.03600 140 120 17 3
5930 I told the waiter to skip your knives and forks--but still prepare a selection of extension cords after our main course. 1.1643 0.03302 140 118 21 1
5931 You're my last hope. I don't care if you don't talk, eat or even hug, as long as you make great green smoothies on demand! 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
5932 You wanted to shake things up a bit, Carol! 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
5933 I'd say you're a blender head,but you're really a dunderhead 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
5934 Are you okay, dear? You seemed a bit mixed up. 1.1642 0.03544 134 114 18 2
5935 Oh my! You really do chew loudly. 1.1635 0.03201 159 135 22 2
5936 Could you please act your age and stop pulsing your food? 1.1635 0.03555 159 138 16 5
5937 Frappe” was my father’s nam 1.1634 0.03646 153 133 15 5
5938 I don’t feel well. I think my PULSE is racing. 1.1634 0.03526 153 132 17 4
5939 this steak just falls apart, doesn't it? 1.1633 0.03866 147 129 12 6
5940 I'm sorry my head has been spinning lately, I just have a lot on my mind. 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
5941 My online dating profile needs improvement. 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
5942 All the lies are blending into some sort of double-speak! 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
5943 Shall I call an EMT ? 'Looks to me like you've got the vegetarian shakes. 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
5944 ‘Dear, we really don’t need a Bordelaise just for these hamburgers ‘ 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
5945 You got what you deserved. Why did you so aggressively insist that our drinks be swirled and not shaken or stirred? 1.1628 0.03936 129 112 13 4
5946 I still can’t decide between juicing and blending. 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
5947 This will be the last time I go on a blind date with a self proclaimed ninja. 1.1628 0.04087 129 113 11 5
5948 Am I being too meddlesome? 1.1627 0.03117 166 141 23 2
5949 Too much? 1.1627 0.03232 166 142 21 3
5950 You are a strange mish-mash of ideas! 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
5951 I guess I shouldn't have asked you to try to blend in. Peter Giessner, Peapack ,NJ 1.1623 0.03624 154 134 15 5
5952 Do you prefer your burger whipped or pureed? 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
5953 I’m not really hungry. I just didn’t want you to eat alone. 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
5954 Don't be so over dramatic! 1.1623 0.03381 154 132 19 3
5955 Bill had mixed thoughts about going back on solids. 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
5956 I swiped you for that beautiful blended family profile." "Tinder must have autocorrected. 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
5957 I think your addiction has muddled your thinking! 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
5958 No,no,no..it is not that I do not understand how convenient it would be..it is that I just do not love you... 1.1622 0.03040 148 124 24 0
5959 I think the computer dating site accidentally blended our information and it has caused a mixup! 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
5960 I am restricted to a liquid diet. 1.1622 0.03594 148 128 16 4
5961 You look warm--want to take your jacket off? 1.1622 0.03720 148 129 14 5
5962 You can not be so obvious about blending in! 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
5963 I have a theory as to why you feel as if your brain is spinning.... 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
5964 So, how did you like the movie, Jarhead? 1.1618 0.03252 173 149 20 4
5965 Oh my, Fred. Looks like that triple-shot espresso went right to your head! 1.1618 0.03795 136 118 14 4
5966 I prefer a cocktail over a smoothie. 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
5967 My date sounds like the current administration. He continuesly spins tales. 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
5968 Excuse me whilst I purée your love/hate feelings into an Acceptable Joe Bisque. 1.1615 0.03285 161 138 20 3
5969 I warned you what would happen if you continued this excessive chewing! 1.1613 0.03716 155 136 13 6
5970 Oh crap, you’re literally screwed, David! 1.1611 0.03572 149 129 16 4
5971 I knew it was all over the night said she couldn't stand the sound of my voice anymore. 1.1611 0.03168 149 126 22 1
5972 My steaks pretty tough; do think you could lend me your head? 1.1611 0.03697 149 130 14 5
5973 You really blend an entirely new visual to that "Shaken, not stirred" thing. 1.1611 0.03308 149 127 20 2
5974 But you love dancing! 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
5975 But, her emails. 1.1611 0.04048 149 133 8 8
5976 the blender's cord is in the lady's coochie 1.1611 0.03934 149 132 10 7
5977 Whirr, chop chop, whirr. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
5978 Arthur, darling, your head is spinning. Are you agitated? 1.1608 0.03667 143 124 15 4
5979 Stop your whirrrrring everything will be ok 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
5980 I'm sorry, I thought you said puree. 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
5981 It's you and not me, I'm afraid you are just too narrow minded for me. 1.1608 0.03387 143 122 19 2
5982 I think the chef has anger issues! I think it is a bit tough also. 1.1608 0.04050 143 127 9 7
5983 Gosh Doris, this smoothie diet has gone to your head. 1.1607 0.03306 168 145 19 4
5984 can't you ever eat without your smoothies? 1.1607 0.03083 168 143 23 2
5985 I wash it down with lukewarm water after the second course before dessert arrives. 1.1607 0.03306 168 145 19 4
5986 Honestly Barbara, I don't see why you're such a stickler for etiquette. Ed doesn't close his mouth when HE chews. 1.1606 0.03909 137 120 12 5
5987 I’ve always been partial to appliance men. My ex was a shiny percolator. 1.1606 0.03769 137 119 14 4
5988 My milkshake brings all the girls to the yard... 1.1605 0.03147 162 138 22 2
5989 Well, your profile did say that you have a blended family 1.1605 0.03493 162 141 16 5
5990 Do you want a table away from the vent? You're shaking. 1.1603 0.03463 156 135 17 4
5991 Seriously, this gives a new spin to online dating, "Smooth and mysterious and ready for a healthy relationship." First, you have to be ready to get over the humiliation and noise level! 1.1603 0.03580 156 136 15 5
5992 Did you just FaceTime your ex? 1.1603 0.03341 156 134 19 3
5993 Wanna throw your tender heart in a blender? 1.1600 0.03673 150 131 14 5
5994 Can I at least know what you're thinking? 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
5995 Dr Waring has helped so many people with conditions identical to yours. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
5996 What? You don’t blend your food before you eat?! 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
5997 I've gotta know: are we a good mix or is this just ice crush? 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
5998 I'm sorry. I just don't think you will ever get yourself straightened out. 1.1600 0.03550 150 130 16 4
5999 No, Mr. Strongplaidsen, beets are not a panacea. 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
6000 For the third time I do not have kids. You seem to be confused by my use of blended family 1.1600 0.03003 150 126 24 0
6001 Mr. Bond, you lost me at ‘shaken, not stirred!’ 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
6002 Honestly i was thinking mixed-ethnicity from your “blended family” profile. 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
6003 John, you can take the lid off . . . it's not like it's going to create a mess or anything . . . 1.1600 0.03421 150 129 18 3
6004 I knew this blind date was a bad idea. 1.1598 0.03495 169 148 15 6
6005 ... my gastroenterologisot recommended that I... 1.1598 0.03495 169 148 15 6
6006 Though well-acquainted with those who savored their meals, Margaret was shocked to discover what she was sure was yesterday’s eggs en muerette. 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
6007 Sorry kid, this is what happens when you swipe right without paying attention. 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
6008 You said you wanted a Blended family! 1.1597 0.03774 144 126 13 5
6009 You have mixed emotions. 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
6010 Online dating can be quite a challenge when you come from a blended family ! 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
6011 Would you like yours pureed? 1.1595 0.03581 163 143 14 6
6012 FYI, I don't like messy eaters. 1.1595 0.03129 163 139 22 2
6013 These are not as good as your smoothies 1.1595 0.03473 163 142 16 5
6014 Talk about grinding it out? 1.1595 0.03129 163 139 22 2
6015 Is this gruyere or gouda? I always mix those up. 1.1592 0.03066 157 133 23 1
6016 You are mixing again; you have never been to Paris and Amelie is just a movie 1.1592 0.03066 157 133 23 1
6017 So... No to separate checks? 1.1592 0.03559 157 137 15 5
6018 You make me feel so mixed up inside. 1.1592 0.03321 157 135 19 3
6019 In high school I was known as a master-mixer. 1.1592 0.03066 157 133 23 1
6020 I'm enjoying mine - and what do you drink? 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
6021 Yes, they told me you were a real smoothie. But, no, this isn't what I was expecting. Tom Green, Coeur d'Alene, Idaho 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
6022 This blended relationship is not working anymore. 1.1589 0.03268 151 129 20 2
6023 I guess this is what blended family looks like? 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
6024 I know you are good at whipping up good ideas, but your presentation tends to run all over the place. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
6025 You're just not thinking clearly. 1.1589 0.03400 151 130 18 3
6026 I think your AI needs to be rebooted again. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
6027 I don't think anyone notices when you're on the liquefy setting. 1.1587 0.03807 126 109 14 3
6028 Was I wrong to think you're an avid traveler when I read that you 'get around'? 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
6029 Why, you're nothing but an old pothead! 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
6030 I wish you'd get past your addiction to fast food. 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
6031 Blended families are a blessing, Honey. Our children will eat it up. 1.1586 0.03484 145 125 17 3
6032 Do you need to use the restroom? 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
6033 Is the cord broken? 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
6034 I can minimize your guilt if I puree these Whoppers 'n fries into a smoothie. 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
6035 You're all mixed up... You want to mix things up... You wish we'd gone for margaritas... You have a painfully literal take on charades..." 1.1583 0.04099 120 105 11 4
6036 I’m auditioning for a David Lynch homage. 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
6037 The hot sause couldn't be that bad! 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
6038 Isn't that taking fusion cooking too far? 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
6039 I told you putting a blender on your head to scare the window salesman was a bad idea. 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
6040 Maybe it would work if you just put the burger in the top. 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
6041 How's your smoothie? 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
6042 Please don't mention again how pitiful you feel and that your relationship experience with me has felt like being in a Waring blender 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
6043 Aunty Bea, it's nice to see you buzzing out and about again. 1.1583 0.03718 139 121 14 4
6044 You're whirring too much. 1.1583 0.03271 139 118 20 1
6045 I told you not to try the fusion entree 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
6046 Are you really going as the Teapot Dome Scandal? 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
6047 My friends say I have a thing about falling for smoothie talkers. 1.1582 0.03538 158 138 15 5
6048 Listen to you just hurt my ears. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
6049 Since you're going to be our new food Critic, what makes you one of the great tastemakers? 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
6050 I heard that the wizard in the White House can give you a real head. 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
6051 He's a smoothie operator! 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
6052 Always trying to blend in, isn't funny anymore. 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
6053 It just seems that you've been in such a puree state of mind lately... 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
6054 I feel our relationship is on shakey ground. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
6055 My pulse is racing. 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
6056 Blend your dinner, Dear, it's getting col 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
6057 You're not my date tonight. Sorry things got so mixed up. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
6058 8 minutes into hearing a dude's take on Ayn Rand. 1.1572 0.03283 159 137 19 3
6059 My microbiome requires this! 1.1572 0.03402 159 138 17 4
6060 You wanted to mix things up a little bit! 1.1572 0.03159 159 136 21 2
6061 Do you realize how annoying pulverizing your food is to me? 1.1572 0.03517 159 139 15 5
6062 Purre please 1.1572 0.03841 159 142 9 8
6063 Well as an example, I’d understand if you couldn’t enjoy sex without an over-easy fried egg on your left buttock, but I’d still like to know why you tried it the first time. 1.1571 0.03962 140 124 10 6
6064 Kale is calming. 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
6065 There's a whirling sound in your ears ? 1.1571 0.03404 140 120 18 2
6066 Well, true, your profile did say you like to feed young chicks, but I can manage, thanks. 1.1570 0.03234 172 149 19 4
6067 Turn it off and we can blend in other ways. 1.1569 0.02950 153 129 24 0
6068 I just feel the nutrients faster when I blen the kale directly into my brain 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
6069 You seem to have mixed feelings about online dating... 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
6070 Are you trying to tell me this will be a blended marriage? 1.1569 0.03228 153 131 20 2
6071 So,this is a Bring Your Own Blender. 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
6072 Don't let my puréed thoughts on homogeneity scare you. 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
6073 Will you PLEASE stop with the ‘on the one hand’s? 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
6074 He always gets the worst headaches at dinner. 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
6075 I could think of something funny to say, but what's the point. 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
6076 Oh so your Darth Bender? 1.1565 0.04020 115 100 12 3
6077 not sure what you mean, can you repeat that? 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
6078 Thats's all you ever say! "Blah, blah, blah" 1.1565 0.03825 147 130 11 6
6079 Searching for my lost shaker of salt, salt, salt... 1.1565 0.03158 147 125 21 1
6080 I’d like to spice things up between us. Remember that girl with an ice maker for a head we met at the drug store last week? 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
6081 An insecure-smart woman's inner dialogue,'Keep nodding, maybe you will catch up' 1.1562 0.03751 128 111 14 3
6082 Oh ya, you blend. 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
6083 After her divorce, Heather anticipated a blended family. 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
6084 Aren’t you afraid that the whole juicing craze has finally jumped the shark? 1.1562 0.03408 128 109 18 1
6085 I thought this was a TINDER match. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
6086 How much weight have you lost? 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
6087 "I beleve that the dating sight said you work as a barista" Jeffrey Manly Toronto, O 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
6088 oh,no...marriage,no. 1.1560 0.03528 141 122 16 3
6089 oh don't get so shook up, I merely said I'd 'consider' the Smython's for New Year's eve. 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
6090 I know you’re chillin’ with that Margarita hussy. 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
6091 What are you drinking about right now? 1.1557 0.03685 122 105 15 2
6092 You are correct, Mr. Chase, that I did not see Memoirs of an Invisible Man, but that does not mean I do not know that it sucked. 1.1557 0.03500 167 147 14 6
6093 Linda did say you were a credit to your gender ... 1.1557 0.03287 167 145 18 4
6094 Danger,Will Roberson..... 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
6095 Puree or smoothie? 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
6096 You haven’t yet seen my Ninja moves. 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
6097 So, you're Chinese. 1.1556 0.04188 135 121 7 7
6098 Is that a compliment? " You make my head spin?" 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
6099 'But I 'm on a liquid diet" 1.1554 0.03138 148 126 21 1
6100 I guarantee your steak will taste better if you let me puree it. 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
6101 Sorry, I don't speak Blender. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
6102 Having trouble chewing my dear? 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
6103 Maybe next time you order the frozen fruit platter. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
6104 To avoid any spills I thought you could Pulse back at my place." 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
6105 I was intrigued when I heard you not only knew Mick Jagger, but were once his Master. 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
6106 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should shake up our diet 1.1552 0.02871 174 148 25 1
6107 He really racks his brain to answer my question on his sexual orientation... 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
6108 No- I do NOT always reach for a Hamilton Beach 1.1549 0.03207 142 121 20 1
6109 I'm sorry Harry, I thought we met on Hinge-not Blendr! 1.1549 0.03644 142 124 14 4
6110 I'm not a therapist, but you seem to be all mixed up. 1.1549 0.03644 142 124 14 4
6111 Markell West of Laurel, Maryland submission: "So I take it that you still haven't made a decision." 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
6112 Why must you ALWAYS wear that blender on your head... 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
6113 Could you please keep your chewing down a few cycles? 1.1548 0.03562 155 136 14 5
6114 How long have you been swiping right? 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
6115 On second thought, I'll pass on the malt. 1.1548 0.03055 155 132 22 1
6116 No, really - I don't want my meal as a nutritious smoothie 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
6117 You certainly are a messy eater. 1.1548 0.03562 155 136 14 5
6118 I knew I should've ordered the bass! 1.1548 0.03678 155 137 12 6
6119 Drink up! 1.1548 0.03376 168 147 16 5
6120 I decided to opt for face-to-blender surgery as soon as I discovered the artist couldn’t draw hands. 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
6121 Are you wearing a soufflé. 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
6122 yeah i got two kids from my previous marriage, how do you feel about blended families? 1.1544 0.03442 136 117 17 2
6123 Carl , I keep saying these things in black and white but you keep making them a grey area. 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
6124 My astrologer allwyas warned me about blind dates.. 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
6125 I didn't know I was dating such a smooth operator. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
6126 These anti-depression pills scramble my brain! 1.1543 0.03455 162 142 15 5
6127 I don’t think this is going to work, Jim. 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
6128 How gauche. Waring blenders are so passé. 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
6129 There is nothing to fix John, you are tearing me apart. 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
6130 Could you pour me some of your head? 1.1538 0.03754 143 126 12 5
6131 And that's how I got the nickname, 'Smoothie King!' 1.1538 0.03754 143 126 12 5
6132 how about you throw some dates in there 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
6133 Most women don't feel dizzy by the third date. 1.1538 0.03532 130 112 16 2
6134 Juicing your French fries doesn't count on your Keto plan, babe. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
6135 I need to chew on that for a bit. 1.1538 0.03359 130 111 18 1
6136 A smoothie for your thoughts? 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
6137 If the hamburger isn't thoroughly cooked, send it back. And then maybe you can stop pulsing like a baby. 1.1538 0.03461 169 149 14 6
6138 Are you caffeinated? 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
6139 Why not just tell the waitress you like your martini shaken, and not stirred? 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
6140 What do you mean that you literally feel mixed up? 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
6141 WHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 1.1538 0.04007 130 115 10 5
6142 I liked your chutzpah when you said you were a real smoothie machine. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
6143 Your getting hair in my food. 1.1538 0.03186 143 122 20 1
6144 You forgot the Imodium again? 1.1534 0.03323 163 142 17 4
6145 This has been a real gruel. 1.1534 0.03087 163 140 21 2
6146 No matter how you spin it John, blended families just don't work. 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
6147 I hear it’s important to chew your food slowly. 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
6148 I was wondering why restaurants are getting so loud. 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
6149 Is my ambivalence so obvious? 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
6150 I take it you prefer smoothies rather than juicing... 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
6151 I can’t understand why you’re so mixed up. 1.1533 0.03258 137 117 19 1
6152 Honey, a margarita on the rocks isn't the end of the world! 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
6153 An evening filled with one run-on sentence finally took its toll. 1.1529 0.03020 157 134 22 1
6154 I didn't mean to say "mouth-watering." 1.1529 0.03020 157 134 22 1
6155 I’m becoming a minimalist. 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
6156 Sorry, the dating app didn't mention your vertigo. 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
6157 I should have just ordered the salad. 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
6158 Coffee, tea, or me! 1.1528 0.03729 144 127 12 5
6159 Are you shaken up by me or the meal? 1.1527 0.03507 131 113 16 2
6160 I told you Vinny doesn't make smoothies, but would you listen? 1.1527 0.03827 131 115 12 4
6161 So I said to him, ‘Hey! Back off, I’m a ninja.’ 1.1524 0.03304 164 143 17 4
6162 So, do you think you'll want milk frothers someday? 1.1523 0.03081 151 129 21 1
6163 I've always said it's the blended family that has the edge. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
6164 Actually the cite I wanted wasTinder . 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
6165 You certainly do chew your food twelve times before swallowing. 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
6166 Hun, congealing your thoughts doesn’t make them better, actually worse. 1.1522 0.03694 138 121 13 4
6167 You have a blender for a head. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
6168 Stop blending your mind 1.1522 0.03694 138 121 13 4
6169 When you said on match.com that you looked forward to a blended family, I had no idea... 1.1520 0.03418 125 107 17 1
6170 I take it you appreciate a wide variety of smoothies. 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
6171 You come here often? 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
6172 Why are always mixing me up? 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
6173 Somehow you got your tie in the food, dear. 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
6174 Are you getting another caffeine-migraine, dear? 1.1519 0.03498 158 139 14 5
6175 I'm sorry, Shake, but smoothies exacerbate my IBS 1.1519 0.03259 158 137 18 3
6176 I know, when I signed up with that Robot Dating website I asked for an old-fashioned kind of guy, but honestly, you are SO 1950s. 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
6177 Okay, okay, I’ll marry you! Now will you quit with the hysterics? 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
6178 Are you planning to eat with your mouth open the whole time? 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
6179 I think you get much better haircuts from the barber down in the subway. 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
6180 You know, anxiety is treatable. 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
6181 I could have lent you my razor. 1.1515 0.03396 165 145 15 5
6182 You're always so perky 1.1515 0.02800 165 140 25 0
6183 Did you bring your own wine 1.1515 0.03312 132 113 18 1
6184 You felt butterflies and then your head started spinning? That doesn't bode well for the butterflies. 1.1515 0.03052 165 142 21 2
6185 So you're saying when I touch your knee it turns you on to pure'e ? 1.1515 0.03312 132 113 18 1
6186 Is that a Vitamix? I hear those are quite expensive. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
6187 I thought you were the immersion type when I agreed. 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
6188 Yes, Doctor, I admit the medication makes me less depressed, but... 1.1513 0.03062 152 130 21 1
6189 I get more flavour this way than via an intravenous drip! 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
6190 You’re such a blend of your mother and father. Don’t you have a single original thought? 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
6191 This place is where everyone knows your handle." 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
6192 Ah, the fries literally make your head spin. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
6193 I'd hoped this conversation would be a bit more percolating... 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
6194 My head is just spinning with this news ! 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
6195 I can't wait for you to tamper me later tonight. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
6196 I knew you shouldn't have asked for your own special blend. 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
6197 When I told you should masticate your food before swallowing, I didn´t mean that much 1.1511 0.03373 139 120 17 2
6198 If you don't like real food, why did you bring me here? 1.1509 0.03115 159 137 20 2
6199 Look-- it's very important to blend in if you want to have an impact 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6200 The waiter was out of line—but sending it back twice does kind of make you a margarita snob” 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6201 You did say, “Make me a smoothie...” 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
6202 We could have eaten at McDonald's if I knew you were having trouble chewing your food. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6203 Are you mixing what I said and what your phone displays? 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6204 No, I'm not crossing my eyes. Why? 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6205 Though you're a credit to your gender, I'm rather change adverse. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
6206 I think if you just say, 'I don't want any vegetables,' they will understand better." 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
6207 My, you do drone on so. 1.1506 0.03153 166 144 19 3
6208 So what? You put my heart in a blender! 1.1504 0.03619 133 116 14 3
6209 I think I will need to have this wrapped. My head is spinning. 1.1503 0.03683 153 136 11 6
6210 It looks like the latest trend in weight-loss surgery is working for you! 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
6211 Vanessa, you aways seem to blend in no matter where we go. 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
6212 I know you don't want to hear this, and I understand if you hate me and never want to talk to me again. But if you don't downshift, you're going to blow your top." 1.1503 0.03182 153 132 19 2
6213 Your work today was a blend of good and bad? 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
6214 Oh, Henry! You're shaking again! 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
6215 Harald? HARALD?! ONLY DEEP PULSES! 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
6216 The milk shake is great, but I wanted the buns toasted. 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
6217 When you said your nickname was blender boy, I really didn’t understand ! 1.1500 0.03194 140 120 19 1
6218 So this is chair Zumba! 1.1500 0.03221 160 139 18 3
6219 Hey Mr. Buffett, is there really booze in your blender? 1.1500 0.03221 160 139 18 3
6220 So, you're what I get when I signed up for "It's Just Coffee." 1.1500 0.03645 140 123 13 4
6221 No, dinner is fine. But your personal ad said 'Witty and Smooth', not Smoothie. 1.1497 0.03253 147 127 18 2
6222 After the accident I got this blender installed because I needed to drink all my food. Seemed like too much of a hassle to get it removed. 1.1497 0.02952 147 125 22 0
6223 You seem unusually mixed up tonight. Would a smoothie be a better setting? 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
6224 The doctor said it was either this or ginger tea, and you know how I hate the taste of ginger! 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
6225 Slurpee? Guess I'll take that as a compliment. 1.1494 0.03542 154 136 13 5
6226 Smoothing your thoughts? 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
6227 You're so loud but quiet at the same time. 1.1494 0.03025 154 132 21 1
6228 I wish you wouldn't make that high pitched squeak all the time. 1.1493 0.03594 134 117 14 3
6229 I'm sorry, my head is pulsing from our drinks last night. 1.1491 0.03351 114 97 17 0
6230 Why must you order a hamburger and milkshake every time we go out for dinner? 1.1491 0.03322 161 141 16 4
6231 But you said, "order anything you want". 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
6232 This must be “blender to table” dining! 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
6233 VRSOOOOOOSH! 1.1488 0.03231 168 147 17 4
6234 I feel as if I'm looking at your son...without the beard. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
6235 Well, you know how they say multi-tasking is harder for guys. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
6236 My Catholic background poses a problem in considering a blended family. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
6237 I understand now why you don't have 2 brain cells headed in the same direction. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
6238 I didn't mean a literal blind date. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
6239 So...are you into leather hoods? 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
6240 You’re always so indecisive. 1.1486 0.03040 175 152 20 3
6241 I figured this would be a change of pace from the smoothie bar. 1.1484 0.03274 155 135 17 3
6242 You lost your false teeth again? 1.1484 0.03521 155 137 13 5
6243 Uh ok... Not like I can't learn to love different. 1.1484 0.02967 182 158 21 3
6244 Always love a protein shake with my burger . Enough about me, So how was your day honey? 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
6245 So my friends told me you love smoothies but this is ridiculous! 1.1481 0.03410 135 117 16 2
6246 I thought blended wool was appropriate for spring. 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
6247 You’ve managed a blended family so beautifully and I wonder what is your secret? 1.1479 0.03101 169 147 19 3
6248 I get it 1.1479 0.03213 169 148 17 4
6249 It seems a bit much just to reduce antacids. 1.1479 0.03152 142 122 19 1
6250 Sorry, dear. I'm awhirl trying to process the idea of marriage. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
6251 So... have you blend here before? 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
6252 A burger and fries after the opera? Darling, you seem mixed up. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
6253 Well come 2020, I doubt even 'Puree' will drown out All the Campaigning... 1.1474 0.03379 156 137 15 4
6254 He gets dramatic when he sees food and starts blending. 1.1474 0.03499 156 138 13 5
6255 He really put me through some changes 1.1474 0.03254 156 136 17 3
6256 Excuse me whilst I puree your love/hate feelings into a lovely Acceptable Joe Bisque. 1.1474 0.03379 156 137 15 4
6257 Well, I've always been a puree girl. 1.1474 0.03499 156 138 13 5
6258 I warned you about drinking so much of that cheep coffee! 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
6259 I’m dying to try your secret sauce! 1.1472 0.03044 163 141 20 2
6260 "Breakfast smoothies have never been easier. 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
6261 Well, this attempt to blend in is going to be over once someone orders a Margarita. 1.1471 0.03387 136 118 16 2
6262 There are treatment centers for blender addictions too. 1.1471 0.03839 136 121 10 5
6263 The idea is to shake it before you drink it. 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
6264 There are others? All the women you're dating has you in a blur? 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
6265 It’s not you. I’m turned on by life. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
6266 Does it have a tongue? 1.1469 0.03573 143 126 13 4
6267 I was expecting romance but this adds a new blend to things 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
6268 So your a big Jimmy Buffett fan are you? Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
6269 Just because your Burger is overcooked is no reason to go all Purèe..... 1.1467 0.03329 150 131 16 3
6270 Yeah, I can be a real chowder head sometimes too. 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
6271 Do your thoughts get screwed up also? 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
6272 Oh, I thought you said 'blended.' 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
6273 Feel like you have had a bit of a mixed day? 1.1463 0.03264 164 144 16 4
6274 "Way to take everything I say and still somehow make it all about you!" 1.1462 0.03067 171 149 19 3
6275 I knew your profile picture looked a little too much like Ryan Gosling! 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
6276 Well, I’ve never tried with an immersion blender... 1.1461 0.02884 178 154 22 2
6277 Tell me more about your blended family. Miriam Salzer, Pacifica CA 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
6278 Him: “I don’t know what made me order the liver, thought I’d give it a whirl.” Her: “We have to divorce. I’ve been seeing the fridge, he’s just so cool.” Him: “You’re a tramp, Susan.” 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
6279 Get off of chop and go to puree. 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
6280 You are so mixed up. I said I wanted the Cabernet. 1.1460 0.03028 137 117 20 0
6281 Oh... my friend mentioned you were from a blended family but it's quite different than I expected. 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
6282 And then my 5th ex-husband... 1.1460 0.03951 137 123 8 6
6283 Please...I though I told you to leave your Ninja home the next time we went out! 1.1460 0.03520 137 120 14 3
6284 Not what I was expecting when they said tonight's special was head cheese... 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
6285 I guess you really like your drinks fresh . . . 1.1458 0.02951 144 123 21 0
6286 My doctor doesn’t want me to drink my carbs. 1.1458 0.03112 144 124 19 1
6287 Shall we say the third Pina Colada was acceptable? 1.1458 0.03549 144 127 13 4
6288 My life coach suggested I try to eat slower. 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
6289 Who told you I love juicers ? 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
6290 That is not where you told him to stick his blender ! 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
6291 Do you have any Tylenol? My head is spinning. 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
6292 That dress is a little revealing, isn’t it? 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
6293 I thought your name was Bender not Blender 1.1457 0.03309 151 132 16 3
6294 You appear to be completely distracted. While your new cooking hobby is a positive move, I do not share your enthusiasm at the table. 1.1456 0.03216 158 138 17 3
6295 Just because your burger is medium rare instead of rare doesn't mean you have to make such a fuss, Johnathon. 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
6296 You've always cut me down. I don't think you can help it Bobby, your a blender. 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
6297 I'm sorry, but you're not my type—I prefer Blendtecs. 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
6298 And what is a typical day like as a chef in a robotic kitchen? 1.1452 0.03745 124 109 12 3
6299 I think you are a bit mixed up. 1.1450 0.03273 131 113 17 1
6300 I’m on the mixed signals diet 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
6301 I would have thought you were sick and tired of stew." 1.1448 0.03092 145 125 19 1
6302 Let me guess - your mother used to chop and blend your food, right? 1.1448 0.03526 145 128 13 4
6303 Dear, sometimes I think you take the pursuit of efficiency too far. 1.1448 0.03092 145 125 19 1
6304 Just give me a moment while I dice, chop & blend all this. 1.1447 0.03153 152 132 18 2
6305 Why so surprised? I told you that I loved to mingle. 1.1447 0.03153 152 132 18 2
6306 The news cycle has put it on Puree. 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
6307 Can I be of assistance? 1.1447 0.03319 159 140 15 4
6308 so where is this going 1.1447 0.03197 159 139 17 3
6309 Perk up. 1.1447 0.03319 159 140 15 4
6310 -Are you sure that this is the best way to shake your thoughts, darling? 1.1447 0.03319 159 140 15 4
6311 You're taking this "drink your food' thing too far. 1.1446 0.03227 166 146 16 4
6312 I still need a Cabernet with my steak! 1.1440 0.03886 125 111 10 4
6313 Alex, your passive-aggressive thing of overdoing the mixed-up blended thing is getting tiresome . 1.1439 0.03897 132 118 9 5
6314 Oh my gosh, your head is going crazy. 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
6315 Honey, don't let an overcooked hamburger send your pulse through the roof 1.1439 0.03423 132 115 15 2
6316 I can see that AI taste testing has a long way to go. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
6317 Of course I am disappointed, My clearly stated preference was for a companion with a built in grinder. 1.1439 0.03157 139 120 18 1
6318 This is a strong cocktail. My head's awhirl. 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
6319 The ad said, "'Mixer Mixer'! 1.1439 0.03472 139 122 14 3
6320 You are literally blowing my mind 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
6321 You are a fun date, Sid, but it's not exactly what I meant by "ISO 'blended family' 1.1439 0.03318 139 121 16 2
6322 I thought this would make to easier to blend in with the crowd. 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
6323 Just pray that he doesn't "blunder" his first impression 1.1438 0.03503 146 129 13 4
6324 I find my puree is really an icebreaker. 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
6325 His mind whirred with thoughts when he knew Angela had realized he had a blender instead of a human head 1.1438 0.03635 146 130 11 5
6326 My dinner's getting cold! 1.1438 0.03503 146 129 13 4
6327 You have to learn to say ‘yes’ to life. 1.1438 0.03503 146 129 13 4
6328 A new era for table side guacamole service. 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
6329 I’m sorry, I’m just not a fan of shakes or smoothies. 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
6330 So how did you get “mixed up” with this dating app. Ohhh... 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
6331 I pictured something else when you mentioned making remixes 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
6332 I ordered my pureed. 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
6333 There must be peanuts in this! 1.1438 0.03416 160 142 13 5
6334 Well, son, what did you think would happen at a college mixer? 1.1438 0.03299 160 141 15 4
6335 i knew this would go bad, i am just so narrow minded 1.1438 0.03299 160 141 15 4
6336 For goodness sakes. You must stop complaining about the coffee. 1.1437 0.03095 167 146 18 3
6337 I've just never been so mixed up! 1.1437 0.03095 167 146 18 3
6338 That's strange. That doesn't look like an immersion blender. 1.1437 0.03095 167 146 18 3
6339 Sorry, but I have measured out my life with coffee pods. 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
6340 Could you take off your hat? I'm having trouble hearing you. 1.1429 0.03563 133 117 13 3
6341 Time for margaritas or did you channel flip between CNN and FOX? 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
6342 You're not telling me we're having a smoothie with this meal, too? 1.1429 0.03159 161 141 17 3
6343 I told you not to order a smoothie at a steakhouse 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
6344 Well, nothing goes well with a onesie! 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
6345 You are taking this blended cuisine trend too far. 1.1429 0.03828 119 105 11 3
6346 I wish you'd call someone in to do home repair. 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
6347 You are such a Blenderhead! 1.1429 0.03280 161 142 15 4
6348 its like I said... I was at Todd's bachelor party and we decided to make frozen margaritas. 1.1429 0.02975 154 133 20 1
6349 The perks of going to blind dates 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
6350 A blind date with Mr. Bassomatic 1.1429 0.03296 140 122 16 2
6351 So tell me Chuck, did you choose a blender for your head transplant operation because you don’t want to listen to me ask you about your erectile dysfunction problem anymore? 1.1429 0.03248 154 135 16 3
6352 The talk tonight should be a blend of the NBA Finals and the necessary cost of the new drapes in the living room! 1.1429 0.02968 140 120 20 0
6353 ...and no, you don't. 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
6354 Mush! 1.1429 0.02959 168 146 20 2
6355 Darling, you make my blades spin. 1.1429 0.03719 133 118 11 4
6356 Blender Man orders his traditional vanilla milkshake for lunch. 1.1429 0.03077 168 147 18 3
6357 Couldn't you wait until you got home for your green smoothie? 1.1429 0.03191 168 148 16 4
6358 I'm sorry, I just can't be with someone who's always spinning. 1.1429 0.03500 154 137 12 5
6359 Well, don’t look at me like that. It was 5% off without cutlery. 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
6360 No, really. Chew louder. 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
6361 So, does all that make sense? 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
6362 It will taste better if you let your tummy do the blending. 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
6363 put your whole hand inside me 1.1420 0.03060 169 148 18 3
6364 That’s not exactly what they mean by having a blended family. 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
6365 Your mixed metaphors are getting tiresome, my Dear. 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
6366 Splendid my dear! 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
6367 Drink to me only with thine grinds 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
6368 I just invited you for the company, you don't have to eat anything! 1.1419 0.02957 155 134 20 1
6369 Ever since I saw you my minds been abuzz. 1.1419 0.03478 155 138 12 5
6370 I can tell you're distracted, but try to focus on us for a change. 1.1419 0.03034 148 128 19 1
6371 I can't sleep. I can't eat. My head is whirling with all this information about the black hole ! 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
6372 It is too early in our relationship for a smoothy. 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
6373 No, hone, I won't wash your lid in their kitchen. 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
6374 It helps with digestion. 1.1418 0.03375 134 117 15 2
6375 It was my margarita that I asked to be blended! 1.1418 0.03693 134 119 11 4
6376 You could have told me you were Blenderhead before the date. 1.1417 0.03608 120 105 13 2
6377 It's just that I find Decaf guys too weak. 1.1412 0.02969 177 155 19 3
6378 The ‘special of the day’ is apparently not that special... 1.1412 0.03043 170 149 18 3
6379 Let's try not to be such a drip tonight sweetie. 1.1411 0.02870 163 141 21 1
6380 So, have you heard from Archie lately? 1.1411 0.02870 163 141 21 1
6381 Would you like soup with that? 1.1410 0.03335 156 138 14 4
6382 I feel like I'm doing all the talking. Besides, you should liquify before your food gets cold. 1.1410 0.03077 156 136 18 2
6383 Well...blending ideas for your marketing practice is one thing... 1.1410 0.03209 156 137 16 3
6384 Tell me again why you think our daughter should look to have a blended family? 1.1409 0.03161 149 130 17 2
6385 How is your meal, Crumbbutton? 1.1408 0.03547 142 126 12 4
6386 True, you’re not the run-of-the-mill blind date pig, but. . .. 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
6387 But doesn't "Blend" get you mixed up? 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
6388 Honey, this dress really turns me on! 1.1407 0.03004 135 116 19 0
6389 So I know this is only our first date 1.1406 0.03278 128 111 16 1
6390 I think I’ll have vanilla ice cream for dessert. 1.1405 0.02986 185 163 18 4
6391 Oh, no,I didn't date the blender,that's just a rumor. 1.1404 0.02911 171 149 20 2
6392 I see you're trying that new puree diet. 1.1401 0.02922 157 136 20 1
6393 Sorry, you’re just not my cup of tea. 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
6394 It was right after you asked, for the 3rd time, ‘ Are you sure it’s decaf?’ 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
6395 Johnathan, you're humming 'Poor, Poor Pitiful Me' again. 1.1400 0.03415 150 133 13 4
6396 I'm too young for dentures. 1.1400 0.03142 150 131 17 2
6397 I think it's Tuesday. 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
6398 Always spinning off my simplest questions...! 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
6399 No, thank you, I don’t drink coffee. 1.1399 0.02911 143 123 20 0
6400 The term “meathead” is so 2013. 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
6401 No need to spin me on the blessings of blended families. 1.1399 0.03523 143 127 12 4
6402 Would you please keep it down?? You’re bringing all the boys to the yard 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
6403 Are this your feelings or just a food pun? 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
6404 Stop being so judgmental! 1.1397 0.03788 136 122 9 5
6405 Screw loose or no, you're still cougar-bait to me, honey. 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
6406 Honey, I know undercooked meat makes your head spin, but you’re embarrassing me. 1.1394 0.03205 165 146 15 4
6407 I got this from Jack Dorsey. He says it keeps him from both eating and Tweeting. 1.1394 0.02965 165 144 19 2
6408 After I see you are 'Gay' Puree, you can't keep me down on the farm 1.1391 0.03261 151 133 15 3
6409 Rob! your electrical connection is missing; you won't be able to eat your lunch. 1.1391 0.03393 151 134 13 4
6410 You say no to everything though! 1.1391 0.03393 151 134 13 4
6411 What's Shakin...How was your day ? 1.1391 0.02825 151 130 21 0
6412 It’s been fun and you crushed it when the ice wall came down but now that winter has come and gone, its time to move on. 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
6413 All because lightening struck as your cursed the non-Vitamix blender at that Airbnb rental in Half Moon Bay. 1.1389 0.03055 144 125 18 1
6414 Didn't your mother teach you not to puree your food? 1.1389 0.03210 144 126 16 2
6415 I am sick and tired of all of your percolating! 1.1387 0.02994 173 152 18 3
6416 Love your processioning technique darling. Am I in the mix? 1.1387 0.03306 137 120 15 2
6417 Is your steak not juicy enough, Anthony? 1.1385 0.03744 130 116 10 4
6418 I've been considering dating an appliance for years. I think the date is going better than I hoped, but you seem a little bit mixed up. 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
6419 But Beth, you said we should mix things up. 1.1385 0.03581 130 115 12 3
6420 This is a senior mixer, are you serious? 1.1385 0.03411 130 114 14 2
6421 I realize your mother taught you to chew well, but... 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
6422 I'm just really invested in the vegan lifestyle. 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
6423 I've notice how you seem to puree your heart when it comes to someone's feelings. 1.1382 0.03103 152 133 17 2
6424 Your dating profile mentioned you were a good mixture.... Paul Berge 1.1379 0.03612 145 130 10 5
6425 Dear, your politics are all mixed up. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
6426 Stop trying to prove that your milkshakes are better than mine. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
6427 I know you're breaking your diet, but there's really no reason to tear yourself up over it 1.1377 0.02806 167 145 21 1
6428 Yes dear. But alas you grind exceeding small. 1.1377 0.03389 167 150 11 6
6429 I've read that multi-tasking has its downside. 1.1377 0.02806 167 145 21 1
6430 Are you certain that everything is better as a smoothie? 1.1377 0.03441 138 122 13 3
6431 I didn't say 'Would you like to try my kale?' I said 'Would you like to try my quail?' 1.1377 0.03441 138 122 13 3
6432 You have , as well as becoming an embarrassment, become the face of addiction. 1.1375 0.03133 160 141 16 3
6433 When did you say you will be done with your dental job? 1.1374 0.03208 131 114 16 1
6434 It’s a grind, but you gotta mix it up to blend in, Honey! 1.1374 0.03208 131 114 16 1
6435 My friend warned me he lacked social skills. 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
6436 Oh, let me guess. Emily said go and have the breakfast of your life 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
6437 I"ve never dated anyone before who was always so hot! 1.1371 0.03681 124 110 11 3
6438 I told you we should have gone to Outback. 1.1370 0.03315 146 129 14 3
6439 I’ve been shaking things up myself lately, too 1.1370 0.03315 146 129 14 3
6440 You won't like sandwich generation either. 1.1367 0.03417 139 123 13 3
6441 Just stop it! Stop percolating! 1.1367 0.03261 139 122 15 2
6442 Oh my god, Blenderwoman, how you’ve aged!!! 1.1367 0.03261 139 122 15 2
6443 Just tell the waiter you wanted it microwaved. 1.1364 0.02923 154 134 19 1
6444 Not to worry Cynthia, it’s a vegan burger. 1.1364 0.03530 132 117 12 3
6445 Who knew health fare could be so complicated? 1.1364 0.03201 154 136 15 3
6446 I need more oil in mine. 1.1364 0.03362 132 116 14 2
6447 Jerry, I don’t think junk food is considered part of a healthy juice cleanse diet. 1.1361 0.02997 147 128 18 1
6448 No, I don't think they blended the flavors well enough. 1.1361 0.02997 147 128 18 1
6449 Smoothies are healthier 1.1361 0.03432 147 131 12 4
6450 This evening has been absolutely blended! 1.1358 0.02970 162 142 18 2
6451 It's because you're a political strategist. 1.1358 0.03097 162 143 16 3
6452 Did I mention that Guy Fieri and I were roommates in culinary school? 1.1358 0.02838 162 141 20 1
6453 Really? A hamburger smoothie? 1.1357 0.03394 140 124 13 3
6454 Don't tell me breakup is on your mind again! 1.1357 0.03239 140 123 15 2
6455 Carol always had an odd accent. 1.1353 0.03505 133 118 12 3
6456 I neglected to ask on Match, are you from a blended family? I suppose shaken not stirred is out of the question? 1.1353 0.02884 170 149 19 2
6457 Would you say we’re a mixed race couple? 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
6458 You'll excuse me if I don't jiggle back. 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
6459 Darling, it’s not your mixup; I thought we had tickets for the matinee. 1.1351 0.03410 148 132 12 4
6460 Stop checking out all the other women! I swear I’ll pulverize you, if you don’t. 1.1351 0.03272 148 131 14 3
6461 Did you hear they discovered a new species of hominin? 1.1351 0.03272 148 131 14 3
6462 The need to puree my food isn't necessarily indicative of my age. 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
6463 Our life was so much easier when you weren't on chop speed. 1.1351 0.02978 148 129 18 1
6464 My pickup artist said to try a blend of confident and mysterious but to be honest I'm not sure how well it sits on me. 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
6465 Don't you need a straw to enjoy your liquid diet? 1.1351 0.03542 148 133 10 5
6466 bzzzazrrrrzzzr azrzzzzzgggrraaazzrr zaaaazzaazaa" "I asked you politely once before not to quote Jordan Peterson at me. 1.1350 0.03079 163 144 16 3
6467 There must be a mix up with the dating agency. I wanted someone who like to take things slowly, I’m not that fast. 1.1350 0.03079 163 144 16 3
6468 ...I just really needed to mix it up, y'know? 1.1349 0.03446 126 111 13 2
6469 Jackie isn't persuaded by her date's political views. 1.1348 0.03372 141 125 13 3
6470 A blended family means we‘d have to have kids. 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
6471 Second date? Promise you'll order a smoothie? 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
6472 Him, "Great dinner, here's the Keto my hotel room. Or we could just hop in my carb & ride together, unless you got a butter idea. 1.1346 0.03290 156 139 13 4
6473 so your grand father was a whirling dervish so hit off and be a linear. 1.1346 0.03162 156 138 15 3
6474 Do you want separate smoothies for the burger and fries or all mixed together? 1.1346 0.03028 156 137 17 2
6475 I'm presuming that you puree your meals? 1.1346 0.03162 156 138 15 3
6476 Frappe what? 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
6477 Shall I call the waiter and ask him to help you get ready for dinner? 1.1342 0.03252 149 132 14 3
6478 Oh. I see you’re into ASMR. 1.1342 0.03109 149 131 16 2
6479 You love me?! You’re all mixed up! Blend our lives?! Listen, I love your electricity, grind, and natural ability to unite and smooth, no matter what. But while marriage might stir you up, I will not lose my identity inside you. NO dice from me. 1.1342 0.03519 149 134 10 5
6480 Don't you find "blended families" more common today? 1.1342 0.03252 149 132 14 3
6481 Honey, please keep your voice down... 1.1342 0.03252 149 132 14 3
6482 I am Rain Man 1.1342 0.03252 149 132 14 3
6483 Not feeling like Mr Smoothie this morning, eh?! 1.1339 0.03233 112 97 15 0
6484 Given your hygiene, Robert, I have to imagine everything tastes of your last meal. 1.1339 0.03599 127 113 11 3
6485 You fat blender head! 1.1338 0.03635 142 128 9 5
6486 When you said you were Mr. Coffee, I was expecting Kevin Johnson. 1.1338 0.03036 142 124 17 1
6487 I always knew you were all mixed up. 1.1338 0.03349 142 126 13 3
6488 Oh ... yeah ... you blend.* *Apologies to Marisa Tomei 1.1338 0.03143 157 139 15 3
6489 I don't mind blending,but not that much. 1.1338 0.03010 157 138 17 2
6490 I absolutely LOVE coffee. How did you know? 1.1337 0.02730 172 150 21 1
6491 Why did you ask me out if you only identify with kitchen appliances? 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
6492 A mixer, four speed dating. 1.1333 0.02785 150 130 20 0
6493 Is this your idea of a joke? 1.1333 0.03231 150 133 14 3
6494 You're sure you don't want a hamburger and fries smoothie? 1.1333 0.03231 150 133 14 3
6495 You shouldn't have asked the chef to blend your food. 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
6496 I appreciate the song choice, but I didn't need proof that I "spin you right round"... 1.1333 0.02785 150 130 20 0
6497 I'm getting mixed emotions from you about this restaurant. 1.1333 0.03090 150 132 16 2
6498 Honey, I know you are overwhelmed and mixed up, but this is ridiculous!! 1.1329 0.03276 173 156 11 6
6499 Blenderhead Man,make me a Pina Colada 1.1329 0.03124 158 140 15 3
6500 I'm flattered that you are, but I'm not. 1.1329 0.03175 143 126 15 2
6501 I'm pretty sure Fletcherizing means you do you own chewing. 1.1329 0.03327 143 127 13 3
6502 Dieting is fine, sister, but don't let it go to your head. 1.1328 0.03572 128 114 11 3
6503 I appreciate the nice meal, Mr. Coffee, but I don't drinks at your place afterwards is a good idea! 1.1328 0.03572 128 114 11 3
6504 The brand doesn’t matter to me as long as we can blend in. 1.1325 0.03211 151 134 14 3
6505 Do you have to have a smoothee on our anniversary? 1.1325 0.02923 151 132 18 1
6506 Having everything in common is a turn off in some cases 1.1324 0.03269 136 120 14 2
6507 This is my first step towards juicing 1.1324 0.03098 136 119 16 1
6508 Don't even thin about playing footsies! 1.1321 0.03105 159 141 15 3
6509 I'm sorry, I know you are a Ninja Professional NJ600, but I've upgraded to a Nutribullet. 1.1319 0.03305 144 128 13 3
6510 ... there’s just something about these ‘processed’ foods 1.1319 0.02997 144 126 17 1
6511 Burger and fries? Thought you knew me... 1.1319 0.03305 144 128 13 3
6512 Oh I see you’ve started juicing again.” Jacqueline Moran, Ottawa, Canada 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
6513 You need to get past your ex and her veganism 1.1318 0.03371 129 114 13 2
6514 AGHAGHAGHAGHAGH! 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
6515 Well I think you should give yourself more credit for eating out in public and trying to blend in Aunt Ellen. 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
6516 Sorry but you're more Osterizer than blended. 1.1316 0.03191 152 135 14 3
6517 Processed brain again? 1.1314 0.03408 137 122 12 3
6518 The question was what drink I would like on a date 1.1314 0.03077 137 120 16 1
6519 I think the second pot is extra. 1.1314 0.03077 137 120 16 1
6520 The hand mixer is chafing me, Lloyd. Turn it down. It feels like it’s on mash 1.1313 0.02957 160 141 17 2
6521 I don’t think you’re thinking straight 1.1310 0.02977 145 127 17 1
6522 When you said you were a real smoothie talker, you weren't kidding! 1.1310 0.03283 145 129 13 3
6523 You always get the blender blues when you feel I'm pushing your buttons. 1.1308 0.03163 130 114 15 1
6524 My liquid diet in action. 1.1304 0.03056 138 121 16 1
6525 I all ways wanted a blender! 1.1304 0.03384 138 123 12 3
6526 Did you need to blend your own Margarita? 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
6527 I think your last haircut was less buzzy than this one. 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
6528 Are you ready for the hamburger now? 1.1304 0.03056 138 121 16 1
6529 Your Canadian mind is pure,eh? 1.1304 0.02805 161 141 19 1
6530 You look very perkly this morning. 1.1302 0.02975 169 150 16 3
6531 I can see your head is spinning now. Let me back up to the pig’s blood incident. 1.1299 0.03152 154 137 14 3
6532 You shouldn’t have asked the waiter for dandelion juice. 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
6533 Does it really look just like a Telefunken U-47? 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
6534 Are you going to get out of that spacesuit or do you intend to hide behind it during the entire dinner? I don’t like people hiding behind a mask, you remind me too much of Jim Carey! 1.1299 0.03533 154 140 8 6
6535 I think you are mixing your emotions with rumors 1.1299 0.03152 154 137 14 3
6536 No, I'd rather not drink my food. 1.1299 0.03283 154 138 12 4
6537 Your are such a smoothie ... I thought you had to be vegan. 1.1298 0.03494 131 117 11 3
6538 I personally enjoy doing it, but women never really want the guy to return the favor. 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
6539 You are really waring on my nerves. Alison Ferring Saint Louis,Missouri 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
6540 I'm impressed that you can blend, mix, and masticate, but I can't stomach your lack of taste on a date. 1.1295 0.03035 139 122 16 1
6541 My parents never kissed me as a baby. 1.1295 0.03202 139 123 14 2
6542 Telling me that you're gonna get my food wet is NOT hot. 1.1295 0.03658 139 126 8 5
6543 The food here is already healthy. It doesn't have to be pureed. 1.1293 0.02939 147 129 17 1
6544 Sorry, I sometimes get names mized up. 1.1293 0.03241 147 131 13 3
6545 Some are addicted to cell phones; Others coffee 1.1292 0.02644 178 156 21 1
6546 I hope you don’t think you’re going to score. 1.1288 0.03469 132 118 11 3
6547 We're different people, Mister Pupkin. I need my space and you're stuck on liquify. 1.1288 0.03118 132 116 15 1
6548 Even though we blend fruity notes smoothlie on a speed date, I fear we'd achieve a dissonant, divorçaic aftertaste, rather than a harmonious, wedding-cake finish. 1.1287 0.02942 171 152 16 3
6549 To be honest, I prefer Miami Beach 1.1286 0.03338 140 125 12 3
6550 It's less fuss than bringing my husband along to cut up my food. 1.1286 0.02839 140 122 18 0
6551 You always have the most profound and inspiring things to say. 1.1286 0.03338 140 125 12 3
6552 Don't tell me to just "blend in." I'm not just another ingredient for a smooth life. 1.1286 0.03181 140 124 14 2
6553 And you're a Bass-o-Matic? 1.1286 0.03015 140 123 16 1
6554 Are you trying to out do that guy who wore a suit of armor to this restaurant? 1.1284 0.03220 148 132 13 3
6555 Bad graphics 1.1284 0.03220 148 132 13 3
6556 It helps limiting my twitter usage 1.1284 0.03074 148 131 15 2
6557 My mother would always tell me to chew with my mouth closed 1.1282 0.03243 156 140 12 4
6558 I think you would feel less mixed up if you went organicI think you would feel less mixed up if you went organic. 1.1282 0.03243 156 140 12 4
6559 Keurig, schmeurig. All I asked for was a cup of coffee! 1.1282 0.03113 156 139 14 3
6560 I said I wanted you to apply yourself 1.1282 0.03113 156 139 14 3
6561 No, Star Wars is still better. 1.1280 0.03403 125 111 12 2
6562 I rather have a mixer as a date then a mixed headed human. 1.1278 0.03444 133 119 11 3
6563 You've managed so smoothly throughout the entire liquidation process that I'd hate to see you go back to the old grind or take a turn for the wurst. When you're ready, I'll pour, and please, from now on let's go with the blend with the flow. 1.1278 0.03275 133 118 13 2
6564 Let me whip up a quick mango smoothie, I am Veggie after all 1.1275 0.02902 149 131 17 1
6565 Only when I liquify.... 1.1275 0.03600 149 136 7 6
6566 I see where you got the nickname "Vege-head! 1.1275 0.03338 149 134 11 4
6567 My parents found out when I was twelve, it turns out the kitchens at Harvard are really low on culinary equipment. 1.1274 0.03094 157 140 14 3
6568 So you want to take a different spin on our relationship, huh? 1.1274 0.02818 157 138 18 1
6569 No, I can’t say that I have heard of the spin-off...was it Beware the Blenderman? 1.1274 0.02818 157 138 18 1
6570 So you’re a Blender of The Internet of Things 1.1268 0.02802 142 124 18 0
6571 Whatever you’re doing , honey, it seems to be working , I think we’re blending in nicely 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
6572 Honey, you're never going to blend in if you keep eating hamburger smoothies. 1.1268 0.02975 142 125 16 1
6573 Beto, dear, I liked it better when you flailed your arms to make a point. 1.1268 0.03294 142 127 12 3
6574 Do your gears only swipe right? 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
6575 You're all mixed up, I was dating a micro wave not a toaster. 1.1267 0.03179 150 134 13 3
6576 Sure, it was a surgical mix-up and your brain's a mixed cocktail now, but on the plus side, at least the transplant was successful, right? 1.1267 0.03449 150 136 9 5
6577 J-Date said nothing about the blender-head!" 1.1267 0.03179 150 134 13 3
6578 What can I say; just love my tools. 1.1267 0.02884 150 132 17 1
6579 I never knew someone could have such a blend of personality 1.1266 0.03204 158 142 12 4
6580 It's just more efficient this way. 1.1260 0.03352 127 113 12 2
6581 Are you a vegan too? 1.1259 0.03396 135 121 11 3
6582 If I'd realized my date was a vita-mix I'd have worn something more revealing... 1.1259 0.03053 135 119 15 1
6583 I think you're getting mixed up with the wrong group of fries- I mean guys. 1.1259 0.02784 143 125 18 0
6584 As we eat may I whip you up a souffle in just a jiffy? 1.1259 0.03272 143 128 12 3
6585 You need to stop crushing me. 1.1258 0.02866 151 133 17 1
6586 I think if you could get to purée that would take care of the problems your experiencing. 1.1258 0.02924 159 141 16 2
6587 Mixed up but better looking. 1.1258 0.02785 159 140 18 1
6588 Have you ever heard of energy drinks?. 1.1257 0.02991 175 157 14 4
6589 Honey, I’m just trying the smoothie. 1.1250 0.02691 152 133 19 0
6590 But I did not order a Grande milkshake... 1.1250 0.02769 160 141 18 1
6591 Please don’t blow your top about the dress-code. 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
6592 I’ll be upset if you eat too fast. 1.1250 0.03166 160 144 12 4
6593 Don't be so literal. I said, "shake it till you make it" through this date. 1.1250 0.02824 168 149 17 2
6594 You were at my wedding, Denise... 1.1250 0.03180 168 152 11 5
6595 There has to be more to our relationship, than a good cup of coffee. 1.1250 0.02907 160 142 16 2
6596 Everything isn’t bassomatic. 1.1250 0.03139 112 98 14 0
6597 My. You grind, er chew, your food intovery fine bits. 1.1250 0.02849 152 134 17 1
6598 Just go over and apologize to the bartender for your spit-take. 1.1250 0.03032 136 120 15 1
6599 Mother likes to say I'm not the 'brightest bulb' in the batch. 1.1250 0.02998 152 135 15 2
6600 Going out is fine now and then, but next time let's blend in. 1.1250 0.02936 144 127 16 1
6601 How many times do I have to tell you that you are heading for a blending? 1.1250 0.03140 152 136 13 3
6602 I like it if it is secular. 1.1250 0.03250 144 129 12 3
6603 I now realize the irony of using 'blend-harmony' 1.1242 0.02752 161 142 18 1
6604 Please don’t take it like that, but I think this computer dating is not for me.” 1.1242 0.02831 153 135 17 1
6605 Will you do anything to enable using a straw? 1.1242 0.03120 153 137 13 3
6606 Are you still self conscious of using public restrooms after you bought me a waffle iron for my birthday last year? 1.1242 0.02979 153 136 15 2
6607 I don't get why everyone says blend dates are weird 1.1241 0.02917 145 128 16 1
6608 Mr. Oster, is it your custom to just churn for a while before we eat? 1.1235 0.02873 162 144 16 2
6609 Juicing is very healthy but I think you have taken it too far darling I think you are mixed up 1.1234 0.03101 154 138 13 3
6610 'Well I like the bits' 1.1234 0.02961 154 137 15 2
6611 Shake it o’baby now, Twist and Shout! 1.1234 0.03235 154 139 11 4
6612 I know private life these days feels its sliced and diced. You just gotta unplug and smell the truffles. 1.1233 0.03057 146 130 14 2
6613 Honey, next time I'm going to get mad. 1.1233 0.03352 146 132 10 4
6614 I appreciate your attempt at solidarity, but #MeToo is so much more than a redefinition of the Smoothie. 1.1232 0.03162 138 123 13 2
6615 So Blender, what is your superpower? I homogenize evil-doers. 1.1232 0.02990 138 122 15 1
6616 Can't you ever agree with anything I say? 1.1232 0.03481 138 125 9 4
6617 They did have minced on the menu. 1.1232 0.03162 138 123 13 2
6618 OK, yes—I did swipe right, and then swiped right again, but I don't see what that has to do with it. 1.1227 0.03110 163 147 12 4
6619 Girl: “The CBD in the burger, the shake and everything else will already do that for you; no need to mash it more” 1.1226 0.02943 155 138 15 2
6620 I treat this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week. 1.1226 0.02943 155 138 15 2
6621 I'm starting to think that a Sleepy Hollow rom-com reboot might be a little niche. 1.1224 0.03187 147 132 12 3
6622 BBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZBBBBBBBBBBBBB 1.1224 0.03330 147 133 10 4
6623 It was the least invasive surgery to keep my figure. 1.1223 0.03141 139 124 13 2
6624 You are supposed to grind the food, not your tongue moron! 1.1223 0.03303 139 125 11 3
6625 I said "I enjoy singles events", not singularity events! 1.1223 0.03141 139 124 13 2
6626 Where did you learn to use white pepper in your mayonnaise? 1.1220 0.03180 123 109 13 1
6627 I come from a blended family of eaters 1.1218 0.02780 156 138 17 1
6628 Shall we try the redacted special? 1.1216 0.03018 148 132 14 2
6629 Being rude and disrespectful to the wait staff is a deal breaker for me Darth Vader. Take me home. 1.1216 0.03308 148 134 10 4
6630 No, I didn't assume this is what you meant by enjoying your blended family." 1.1216 0.02861 148 131 16 1
6631 It all started with a misunderstanding with a gold fish... 1.1214 0.02950 140 124 15 1
6632 Sorry, my head's spinning about this whole dating thing. 1.1214 0.02950 140 124 15 1
6633 You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a blender, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round 1.1214 0.02747 173 154 17 2
6634 You ask for the head waiter, you got the head weighter! 1.1212 0.02824 165 147 16 2
6635 Your thoughts about us are just too mixed up. 1.1212 0.03048 132 117 14 1
6636 Worst thing about me: I'm never willing to try a restaurant's milkshakes. 1.1210 0.03547 124 112 9 3
6637 Honey, transparency isn’t the issue - your mother is. 1.1206 0.03258 141 127 11 3
6638 You spin my head right round right round when you talk too much. 1.1206 0.03258 141 127 11 3
6639 Next time I wouldn't ask for coffee with your meal. 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
6640 Trust me, you don't want to get Vitamixed up with a guy like me. 1.1203 0.02747 158 140 17 1
6641 I've got a mixed perception of this food. 1.1203 0.03026 158 142 13 3
6642 I know where I’ve seen you before! You were the lead singer of a 90s punk rock band, right? 1.1200 0.03400 150 137 8 5
6643 Wirrrrrrrrr Chung whirr gchrrr!” “Um Gary... 1.1200 0.02825 150 133 16 1
6644 You thought your meat was tough. Then you met the CHEF! 1.1200 0.03132 125 111 13 1
6645 Are you sure you can juice burger and fries? 1.1200 0.02825 150 133 16 1
6646 Sorry, I guess I should have known you'd want it pureed. 1.1200 0.02825 150 133 16 1
6647 I feel like things haven't been the same since I got the news I'm impotent 1.1198 0.02659 167 148 18 1
6648 But will it be vegan? 1.1197 0.02911 142 126 15 1
6649 In another world, I am a ninja. 1.1197 0.03078 142 127 13 2
6650 Maybe if you took me out to dinner more often I wouldn't be constantly thinking about how to cook it. 1.1195 0.03008 159 143 13 3
6651 haha, I bet you're wondering how I got in this pickle. It all started when a witch forced me to only date men who have blenders for a head. They always bump into things because they don't have eyes, and don't like bananas because they're phallic. 1.1194 0.03186 134 120 12 2
6652 Well, you said you wanted a fool-proof diet plan. 1.1194 0.03005 134 119 14 1
6653 Nobody else pays a corkage fee for cocktails. 1.1194 0.02812 134 118 16 0
6654 Don’t make that face at me, it’s a major turn-off” “Thank God 1.1193 0.02820 176 158 15 3
6655 I don’t know. I think the foie gras is a little on the creamy side. 1.1192 0.02808 151 134 16 1
6656 Yes, I can keep up with you. 1.1192 0.02808 151 134 16 1
6657 I don't think this blended friendship is going to work. 1.1189 0.03057 143 128 13 2
6658 I said, I'll refuse to dine with you if you don't stop flirting with every skirt that walks in the door. 1.1189 0.03057 143 128 13 2
6659 You spin me right round, baby Right round like a record, baby Right round round round 1.1187 0.03242 160 146 9 5
6660 Joe, don't you think your taking this to the extreme? 1.1187 0.02856 160 143 15 2
6661 I think that's the answer to your question about foam. 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
6662 I had to pay for our date somehow. 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
6663 I believe you are percolating 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
6664 I just don't think we are blending in with the crowd. 1.1184 0.02942 152 136 14 2
6665 Well then I think we'll have to agree to disagree on Vatican II. 1.1181 0.03037 144 129 13 2
6666 Can you say that again? 1.1181 0.02698 144 127 17 0
6667 I'm on the New pureed diet! 1.1181 0.03037 144 129 13 2
6668 Blending the food in is cool, but it is not fun when I have a headache. 1.1180 0.02551 161 142 19 0
6669 Upps! I talked too much again. 1.1176 0.02924 153 137 14 2
6670 I love you till the last drop 1.1176 0.02773 153 136 16 1
6671 Had I known that 'Will it Blend' was part of the 'Meet your YouTube star' competition, I would have reconsidered my participation. 1.1176 0.03141 136 122 12 2
6672 It’s no use. We don’t blend well together. 1.1176 0.03205 153 139 10 4
6673 ‘Pickles,’ honey, don’ t you think you are taking the concept of a blended family too far? 1.1176 0.03067 153 138 12 3
6674 I've got a bad habit of word vomit 1.1176 0.03141 136 122 12 2
6675 Are you announcing a blended family in our future? 1.1176 0.02924 153 137 14 2
6676 Excuse me, Frank, but I have NOT been day-drinking too much. 1.1173 0.02955 162 146 13 3
6677 Now we can afford dessert! 1.1173 0.02822 162 145 15 2
6678 Blenderhead,why must you always choose Chop Suey? 1.1172 0.03017 145 130 13 2
6679 Are you percolating any thoughts about our relationship? 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
6680 You've been spewing out mush for months now. I think we need to break fast. 1.1172 0.03017 145 130 13 2
6681 I'm just here for the smoothie. 1.1168 0.02942 137 122 14 1
6682 I find that drinking the smoothly works better for channelling your creative energy than trying to embody its disintegrating force. 1.1164 0.03438 146 134 7 5
6683 Honey, this dress is really turn me on! 1.1164 0.02835 146 130 15 1
6684 I left the back door open on a Spring day last year and haven't seen my Robo since. 1.1163 0.03040 129 115 13 1
6685 You remind me of this guy I met in Hollywood, he was a credit to his gender. 1.1161 0.02888 155 139 14 2
6686 I believe you have confused your ninjas. 1.1161 0.02739 155 138 16 1
6687 My hunger dissipated. 1.1161 0.02582 155 137 18 0
6688 You know, dear, you can your salad already chopped. 1.1161 0.02888 155 139 14 2
6689 What made you decide that brains in a blender was an appropriate entree choice? 1.1159 0.03098 138 124 12 2
6690 You promised you would tell me what scheme you have brewed up" 1.1159 0.02735 138 122 16 0
6691 I forgot to turn off the blender. 1.1159 0.02789 164 147 15 2
6692 I know you hated Broccoli 1.1156 0.03276 147 134 9 4
6693 Hopefully that is the last time you make that "Tequila Mockingbird" joke. 1.1156 0.02978 147 132 13 2
6694 I liked you better as a blender 1.1156 0.03276 147 134 9 4
6695 [Blender Noises] 1.1154 0.02723 156 139 16 1
6696 Uh? Hello for the twentieth time ? 1.1154 0.02870 156 140 14 2
6697 I'd be cold-pressed to find a better date. 1.1151 0.02717 139 123 16 0
6698 Mr. Smoothie's revenge 1.1149 0.02806 174 157 14 3
6699 Blender Brain - It's an upgrade from "headless chicken" 1.1149 0.02959 148 133 13 2
6700 So your " "So your ex gave it to you as he was leaving?" Joan Black, Easton Connecticu 1.1149 0.02799 148 132 15 1
6701 Slow down darling. You will love vegetarian meat after tasting. 1.1146 0.02706 157 140 16 1
6702 Are you mixing metaphors again? It's Friday night,can we please just have one night without talking about bridges, swamps, and sacrificial lambs? 1.1143 0.02791 175 158 14 3
6703 I wanted a latte! 1.1141 0.02591 184 165 17 2
6704 I'm afraid I'm through with blenders. I gave my Waring to Habitat for Humanity. 1.1141 0.02781 149 133 15 1
6705 Sorry, you simply must have your blades cleaned and fixed. 1.1141 0.03090 149 135 11 3
6706 All that ice is very noisy. 1.1141 0.02781 149 133 15 1
6707 My ex always said I have a hard time letting people in...it's something I'm working on. 1.1139 0.02836 158 142 14 2
6708 Getting into this getup wasn't an accident. 1.1139 0.02975 158 143 12 3
6709 The juice fast instructions say to drink it fresh, but it won't go bad in the time it takes to pour it into a glass. 1.1136 0.03340 132 120 9 3
6710 Your computer dating profile didn't say you were mixed-up 1.1136 0.02974 132 118 13 1
6711 I do hope it's removable for eating. 1.1136 0.02974 132 118 13 1
6712 You realize your head is mixed up 1.1133 0.02764 150 134 15 1
6713 Mike!? You've been acting strangely since I've announced you my mom is moving with us in the apartment. 1.1133 0.03071 150 136 11 3
6714 I'm an old softie, you're an old WHAT? 1.1132 0.02521 159 141 18 0
6715 No, your revolving charge won't work here. 1.1132 0.02957 159 144 12 3
6716 I am your Angel of Music. 1.1129 0.03281 124 112 10 2
6717 My husband was an umpire. 1.1128 0.02953 133 119 13 1
6718 I'm all for diversity just make sure the covers on this is a new dress 1.1127 0.03015 142 128 12 2
6719 I had this blender installed because I need the nutrients to grow a new head. 1.1127 0.03176 142 129 10 3
6720 You have this way of blending my suggestions that I'm crazy about. 1.1126 0.02747 151 135 15 1
6721 I have a blended family. Tell me about your blender family. 1.1126 0.02903 151 136 13 2
6722 I can tell this is going to be a 'one-time' type of fling 1.1118 0.02729 152 136 15 1
6723 When I signed up for the new QVC dating service, I didn't expect.... 1.1118 0.02729 152 136 15 1
6724 You have to many vises. Now you are a coffee-pot head. 1.1118 0.03032 152 138 11 3
6725 I can see why you say that coffee addiction can be very confining to your lifestyle. 1.1118 0.02565 152 135 17 0
6726 Oh I can’t wait- to see this! 1.1118 0.02922 161 146 12 3
6727 Your attempt to smoothie our relationship is ridiculous! 1.1111 0.02806 171 155 13 3
6728 Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, you say? I think we're making progress... 1.1105 0.02535 172 154 17 1
6729 Believe me, I really do understand, but let's wait until intermission time. 1.1104 0.02612 163 146 16 1
6730 Smooth in is smooth out. 1.1104 0.02849 154 139 13 2
6731 Did you say nice outfit, or ice chopper? 1.1103 0.02955 145 131 12 2
6732 It's the most ethical way to feed young children, Karen. 1.1103 0.02955 145 131 12 2
6733 To make a long story never ending... 1.1103 0.03113 145 132 10 3
6734 Need me to help chew your food? 1.1103 0.03074 136 123 11 2
6735 If I WANT coffee, I'll order it! 1.1103 0.03074 136 123 11 2
6736 Can you give me your firm opinion about our future? 1.1102 0.03006 127 114 12 1
6737 Long live the new flesh. 1.1097 0.02831 155 140 13 2
6738 Yes, but can you handle the emotional labor? 1.1097 0.02679 155 139 15 1
6739 Oh god! It's got me! It's—BWGHAVAGKKAFLAH! 1.1096 0.03093 146 133 10 3
6740 You say you were next up to bat? 1.1096 0.03093 146 133 10 3
6741 They mixed up my order. 1.1096 0.02770 146 131 14 1
6742 Please. Spare me the public pur 1.1096 0.02594 146 130 16 0
6743 hey are you holding? 1.1096 0.02770 146 131 14 1
6744 I don’t think I’ll have what she’s having. 1.1096 0.02770 146 131 14 1
6745 I put so much into this relationship but get back so little. 1.1094 0.02983 128 115 12 1
6746 'And that's why I call it Black Friday.' 1.1090 0.02957 156 142 11 3
6747 Mom, I know the Keto diet backfired, but putting a cage over your face to keep you on a diet will not work either. 1.1088 0.03072 147 134 10 3
6748 We're in a cartoon, and in the caption, I so want to use the expression, 'Mixed up.' Can you puree on that? 1.1088 0.02752 147 132 14 1
6749 What's in your head, dear? You're driving me crazy! 1.1088 0.03072 147 134 10 3
6750 Since I saw the straw, my head is spinning. 1.1088 0.02752 147 132 14 1
6751 You never cared much for juicing, did you? 1.1086 0.02358 175 156 19 0
6752 ...I new blind dates were sketchy, but this is outrageous! 1.1083 0.02647 157 141 15 1
6753 I’m disgusted by your table manners. 1.1083 0.02939 157 143 11 3
6754 Janine stared across the table to Prince Robot the VII. “So, your Tinder profile mentioned it’s been a few generations since you guys kept the royal line ‘pure’.” 1.1083 0.02647 157 141 15 1
6755 It might smoothie, but does it have to smoothie?" 1.1083 0.02488 157 140 17 0
6756 Yes, second guessing my commitments sometimes...um...sends me into a tail spin, too. 1.1081 0.02735 148 133 14 1
6757 The rise of ketogenic diets and the spread of banana bunchy top disease now dominated daily dinner conversation. 1.1081 0.02735 148 133 14 1
6758 Let me show you a better way to blend your make-up.. 1.1081 0.03052 148 135 10 3
6759 I thought that I attract more honeys than I would with vinegar with this mask on! 1.1079 0.03010 139 126 11 2
6760 I give up. Do you want more coffee 1.1079 0.03179 139 127 9 3
6761 I now see why you picked this Deconstructed Food restaurant 1.1077 0.02729 130 116 14 0
6762 this is just stupid. !!! 1.1074 0.02879 149 135 12 2
6763 So thats what you get when you go to Paris these days? 1.1074 0.02545 149 133 16 0
6764 The burger wasn't THAT bad, was it? 1.1071 0.02623 140 125 15 0
6765 I can help your milkshake bring boys to the yard 1.1071 0.02393 168 150 18 0
6766 My, your a good mix wth the dinner ! 1.1071 0.02812 140 126 13 1
6767 Who woulda thunk it, blended chicken parm really tastes like bull ejaculate. 1.1071 0.03316 140 129 7 4
6768 Don't worry, I eat all my food by blending it. 1.1069 0.02763 159 144 13 2
6769 You good bro??? 1.1069 0.02904 159 145 11 3
6770 A person can't live on chia peanut butter smoothies alone, you know. 1.1067 0.02454 178 160 17 1
6771 Yes he really worked me over good He was a credit to his gender Put me through some changes Lord Sort of like a Waring blender” Sam, you take Linda Ronstadt too literally. 1.1067 0.02700 150 135 14 1
6772 Again, you don't need a straw in your drink. 1.1067 0.02700 150 135 14 1
6773 What!? Do you like strawberry smoothie or is it a coffee maker? 1.1066 0.02805 122 109 13 0
6774 Honey, I’ve told you before, no kale blending in public. They’ll think you a weirdo.” 1.1064 0.02606 141 126 15 0
6775 How is blended retirement treating you? 1.1064 0.02969 141 128 11 2
6776 This doesn’t feel like an authentic ‘50s diner. 1.1062 0.02747 160 145 13 2
6777 Do you even know my real name? It's Revolio Whirlhead Jr. 1.1062 0.02444 160 143 17 0
6778 A 1.1060 0.02994 151 138 10 3
6779 BzZzzZzZ 1.1056 0.02869 161 147 11 3
6780 I didn’t mean fresh coffee, but a fresh start to our romantic life. 1.1046 0.02650 153 138 14 1
6781 It's the only way I can stay on the Whole30 diet 1.1046 0.02956 153 140 10 3
6782 What’s shakin’ , beacon? 1.1043 0.02698 163 148 13 2
6783 I'm not sure about this gourmet blind date thing. 1.1042 0.02738 144 130 13 1
6784 I forgot I cannot eat solid food, can I use your head for a quick smoothie? 1.1034 0.02720 145 131 13 1
6785 That new man made head offers a wonderful alternative to dentures. 1.1034 0.02891 145 132 11 2
6786 All i’m saying is, this is a nice place, don’t embarrass me again by noon eating with your blender open. 1.1022 0.02982 137 125 10 2
6787 no matter how much i try to spin it, i just can't get it clear 1.1020 0.02685 147 133 13 1
6788 I paid $450 for my 10 speed blender, how much did you pay for yours? 1.1020 0.02505 147 132 15 0
6789 All the benefits of a digestif , but without the hangover. 1.1007 0.02973 149 137 9 3
6790 work's been a real mix up lately 1.1007 0.02473 149 134 15 0
6791 I love frozen daiquirs but not at this fine dining white tabletop restaurant darling. 1.1007 0.02650 149 135 13 1
6792 Alexa, how's your burgher? … I'm sorry, I'm afraid I don't know that one. 1.1007 0.03122 149 138 7 4
6793 I thought I said 'freshly squeezed juice,' not AI'd juice! 1.1006 0.02468 169 153 15 1
6794 It doesn’t work if you don’t... um... nevermind 1.1000 0.02458 150 135 15 0
6795 Tell me more about your blended family?" and then the ketamine really kicked in.. 1.1000 0.02798 150 137 11 2
6796 They really like smoothies here, don't they! 1.1000 0.02458 150 135 15 0
6797 Excuse me!" #meto 1.1000 0.02689 160 146 12 2
6798 Before we met you said you were interested in my homemade juice. So now you're not into. Why? Because it comes out of my head? Get a grip. 1.1000 0.02798 150 137 11 2
6799 I’ ll have to ask to get your shaker of salt. 1.0993 0.02721 141 128 12 1
6800 Darling, you push my buttons into a w-whirl. 1.0988 0.02351 162 146 16 0
6801 Huh??????? 1.0987 0.02600 152 138 13 1
6802 Blended Harold! Oh, how long I've dreamed of this!" J.K. Fuller Genoa, NV 1.0986 0.02702 142 129 12 1
6803 Is a coffee head anything like a junkie? 1.0980 0.02412 153 138 15 0
6804 Don't you think the ideas are spinning too fast for a first date? My mind works better as a wringer! 1.0980 0.02584 153 139 13 1
6805 Juice, juice, juice and more juice! 1.0979 0.02862 143 131 10 2
6806 Finding innovating ways to drown out the missus: last chance: VITAMIX 5200 - certain conditions apply - Offers good for those with approved credit -Ends at 2pm PST. 1.0974 0.02568 154 140 13 1
6807 I’d be careful around electricity if I were you. 1.0972 0.02666 144 131 12 1
6808 I prefer a blend myself 1.0972 0.02666 144 131 12 1
6809 No, I don't see any bees in here. 1.0972 0.02843 144 132 10 2
6810 Sorry I don't look like my profile picture, I get it all mix up sometimes. 1.0970 0.02465 165 150 14 1
6811 This may sound a little dicey, but eat quickly, so we can go give our FUSION a whirl! 1.0968 0.02711 155 142 11 2
6812 Zhoozh? You said, " head zhoozh"? Not "head Judge"!? 1.0968 0.02862 155 143 9 3
6813 Actually, it means a lunch where you have a lot of alcoholic drinks. 1.0964 0.02733 166 153 10 3
6814 You can't make a decision? Well, your options are homogenized! 1.0964 0.02451 166 151 14 1
6815 Hadn't you heard? They've taken gag orders to a new level. 1.0960 0.02646 125 113 12 0
6816 I’m off my diet, you bully. 1.0959 0.02445 146 132 14 0
6817 I'm a Jack LaLanne. Our table is supported by my extended legs. 1.0959 0.02805 146 134 10 2
6818 Do not mix up everything! Katharina Medici Erlenbach, Switzerland 1.0959 0.02805 146 134 10 2
6819 I prefer tea? 1.0958 0.02581 167 153 12 2
6820 Press 'Flirtacious Comment.' 1.0956 0.02737 136 124 11 1
6821 Sorry if I'm irritable today, I have a tooth-ache 1.0955 0.02678 157 144 11 2
6822 I know, I know. Being an astronaut is like being a doctor. Always on call. 1.0952 0.02949 147 136 8 3
6823 You'll be fine. There's often slip 'tween Krup and lip. 1.0952 0.02429 147 133 14 0
6824 I wish I could quit you. 1.0949 0.02718 137 125 11 1
6825 Oranges come from Germany...yeah, Germany. 1.0947 0.02410 169 154 14 1
6826 'I mean yes. Cyborg surger ...uhahututtt. May not have been ahhhatahat. I love you! 1.0947 0.02552 169 155 12 2
6827 Accidentally called her Susan, I know, major mix.. mom complex. 1.0946 0.02414 148 134 14 0
6828 Are you sure your canary Island house is enough big? 1.0942 0.02699 138 126 11 1
6829 You stole my mother's job! 1.0936 0.02234 171 155 16 0
6830 You could call it the all-American smoothie. 1.0933 0.02383 150 136 14 0
6831 He is very efficient with his digestion. 1.0933 0.02733 150 138 10 2
6832 I think there's been a mix-up, I ordered the vegan entree. 1.0932 0.02461 161 147 13 1
6833 Isn't this better than our normal gruel? 1.0927 0.02548 151 138 12 1
6834 I'd love to hear the highlights in the life of your veggies. 1.0927 0.02716 151 139 10 2
6835 But you didn't order a green smoothie... 1.0927 0.02368 151 137 14 0
6836 You do realize that Osterizer is a trade-marked name? 1.0924 0.02666 119 108 11 0
6837 No, I'm more into ice crushing than ice climbing 1.0923 0.02773 130 119 10 1
6838 No, but sometimes, like now, my stomach turns that fast. 1.0923 0.02773 130 119 10 1
6839 Do you really think that I need to watch my calories? 1.0922 0.02829 141 130 9 2
6840 Apparently the bartender didn't share your assessment 1.0922 0.02829 141 130 9 2
6841 My head spins every time I hear you call me "Ameria's singing master" 1.0915 0.02626 142 130 11 1
6842 No, this isn't blender Wednesday. 1.0915 0.02418 164 150 13 1
6843 Are you suggesting you don't know how to act in front of a woman? 1.0909 0.02664 154 142 10 2
6844 You know Nadine, I'm really sick of pineapple smoothies. 1.0909 0.02791 143 132 9 2
6845 My ideal husband is a blend between my Jack Pearson and Mike Brady... 1.0909 0.02609 143 131 11 1
6846 Sorry to make you work while we're out, but I just can't do egg creams. 1.0903 0.02396 144 131 13 0
6847 please tell your psychoanalyst that this treatment might help you but it certainly does not help my reputation as a PR manager for men's beauty products 1.0903 0.02591 144 132 11 1
6848 No, you can’t go to the powder room. 1.0903 0.02396 144 131 13 0
6849 Did you want your dinner blended? 1.0902 0.02494 133 121 12 0
6850 I can't wrap my head around the small portions for this price! 1.0897 0.02381 145 132 13 0
6851 Oops! I spun left. 1.0897 0.02574 145 133 11 1
6852 No wonder you always have offered on your mind . 1.0886 0.02599 158 146 10 2
6853 My yoga therapist said I should display my inconspicuous consumption during formal leisure activities. 1.0882 0.02480 170 157 11 2
6854 Do you care to hear any more of my original opinions? 1.0878 0.02335 148 135 13 0
6855 It's the latest in diets. It's all you can eat. 1.0878 0.02524 148 136 11 1
6856 I get it, Its hard to not blend in with everyone else. I 1.0878 0.02700 148 137 9 2
6857 My latest diet cuts out a lot of activities, but just LOOK at my waistline! 1.0870 0.02552 161 149 10 2
6858 Give your head a shake; that is garbage. 1.0867 0.02491 150 138 11 1
6859 I'm so nervous that I think I'm gonna throw in instead 1.0866 0.03167 127 119 5 3
6860 SO Ruth. Isn’t that a little extreme ? 1.0861 0.02648 151 140 9 2
6861 Well,maybe after the second cup 1.0861 0.02290 151 138 13 0
6862 Personally, I find artificial vegan burgers perfect for our first date. 1.0859 0.02940 128 119 7 2
6863 You really are Mr. Smoothie. How did you convince me to go out on this date and sleep with you afterwards? 1.0851 0.02564 141 130 10 1
6864 I told you not to send the juice back also 1.0851 0.02755 141 131 8 2
6865 Oh,it's ghastly to see patriarchy grinding into half cooked conservative potatoes 1.0846 0.02683 130 120 9 1
6866 Now I know why they call you blender brain. 1.0839 0.02327 143 131 12 0
6867 There were scewers in the kabob. 1.0833 0.02311 144 132 12 0
6868 Oh, this food lacks flavor." "Oh, yes. I made it in my blander. 1.0833 0.02311 144 132 12 0
6869 My mother was a slicer and my father loved to chop. I guess I'm just a mixed blend of their finest puree! 1.0828 0.02296 145 133 12 0
6870 DIY word clouds? I just use an app. 1.0828 0.02296 145 133 12 0
6871 Don't turn away when I'm speaking to you. After all, you asked me out. 1.0828 0.02296 145 133 12 0
6872 it's easier this way................./ 1.0821 0.02605 134 124 9 1
6873 You shake me up Honey! 1.0815 0.02363 135 124 11 0
6874 I assume you know how much a polar bear weighs? 1.0813 0.02503 160 149 9 2
6875 I am famished! 1.0811 0.02628 148 138 8 2
6876 Stop acting like I will be throwing you a curve. 1.0802 0.02141 162 149 13 0
6877 Are you just going to sit there and boil, or are you going to let the waiter know where he left his teapot? 1.0800 0.02490 175 164 8 3
6878 Can you hurry up with your burger so we can get to the club and BOTH percolate? 1.0795 0.02208 151 139 12 0
6879 dfbe 1.0794 0.02418 126 116 10 0
6880 'Hope she would pay the bill.' 1.0791 0.02298 139 128 11 0
6881 Thanks for meeting me; I know things ended on pretty bad terms... Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I think you should get an AIDS test. 1.0791 0.02515 139 129 9 1
6882 Chef loves the little blendeds - they are tasty in his sight 1.0786 0.02497 140 130 9 1
6883 The queen likes her chosen ones to clean their plates 1.0783 0.02092 166 153 13 0
6884 This is such a coincidence, I dated your brother only last week Mr Hill. 1.0781 0.02381 128 118 10 0
6885 In the name of love, amen. OR You doin my head right round, right round. Baby, don't be baffled, this is my happy hunting ground. 1.0780 0.02480 141 131 9 1
6886 Maybe you should ask for the help of your robot friends, Tom. 1.0774 0.02154 155 143 12 0
6887 When I said 1.0764 0.02430 144 134 9 1
6888 Of course I use my head...so let's chow down and go shopping for that cute dress you wanted! 1.0759 0.02297 158 147 10 1
6889 Dieting isn't the answer. 1.0748 0.02382 147 137 9 1
6890 Remember when we used to play outside from dawn 1.0741 0.02707 135 127 6 2
6891 If we want our students to learn cursive, we'll have to expose the teachers to this first. 1.0741 0.02242 162 151 10 1
6892 I know you're agitated seeing you food like this, but, you know when we eat it is all blended together. 1.0735 0.02477 136 127 8 1
6893 Carrie really made a mess of me. Some assembly required. 1.0733 0.02520 150 141 7 2
6894 "You're truly Shakespearean!!!" 1.0733 0.02136 150 139 11 0
6895 Your conversation is percolating! 1.0730 0.02669 137 129 6 2
6896 Did it hurt when the waiter crowned you? 1.0719 0.02200 139 129 10 0
6897 John, is somethings struck? Just give it a whirl! 1.0714 0.02456 154 145 7 2
6898 I developed my tastes in Ethiopia. 1.0709 0.02286 127 118 9 0
6899 The waiter did seem upset when you asked him 'where the heck are you getting this crappy coffee.'" 1.0698 0.02737 129 122 5 2
6900 I'm sure they'll make your food to your specifications. 1.0676 0.02070 148 138 10 0
6901 I BET YOUR'E ALL USED UP FROM FUCKING THE COCK CAROUSEL OF MELTING POTS, VERONICA!!? 1.0658 0.02585 152 145 4 3
6902 I set the time ... not the place! 1.0654 0.02005 153 143 10 0
6903 you though the stewpot was to radish" 1.0634 0.02492 142 135 5 2
6904 Shaking you u head again, literally! 1.0602 0.02069 133 125 8 0
6905 Don't blend your 1.0565 0.01916 177 168 8 1
6906 Isn't this great? Now we can truthfully say that Facebook encourages animal behavior . 1.0506 0.01750 158 150 8 0
6907 Lets keep the Bees. "I hear and see" to "Ourself." 1.0504 0.02123 139 133 5 1
6908 I was too late to submit a caption for the winner announced on 4/1, but here’s mine: “May I? They only have blends.” 1.0476 0.01905 126 120 6 0
6909 I grind it more than 32 times... 1.0429 0.01718 140 134 6 0