Contest #659


Cartoon

659

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Are you here about the sublet?”
  2. “If you're going out, we need eggs.”
  3. “Can you believe someone just left it here?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-04-21T22:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-05-05T22:22:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-04-29T22:21:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued May 6, 2019
Number of captions 6910
Number of responses 1028025
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don’t have the counter space. 1.8137 0.06427 161 71 49 41
1 You're really nice; I just don't have the counter space. 1.7517 0.06747 145 70 41 34
2 Remember when your rubber seal broke? I'm pregnant. 1.7517 0.06728 149 73 40 36
3 What turns you off? 1.7448 0.07177 145 77 28 40
4 Just so you know, I’m also dating Mr. Coffee. 1.6939 0.06799 147 79 34 34
5 Why do you have to process everything little thing I say? 1.6688 0.06453 154 83 39 32
6 So where exactly is Hamilton Beach? 1.6644 0.06842 149 85 29 35
7 Mother says I'd date anyone with a pulse. 1.6644 0.06468 146 77 41 28
8 Just give me a minute to process this. 1.6528 0.06486 144 77 40 27
9 George, I have something to tell you. I've met a toaster. 1.6478 0.06318 159 88 39 32
10 So, how long have you identified as transblender? 1.6450 0.05896 169 90 49 30
11 Actually, I have a very good reason for thinking the baby's yours." 1.6434 0.06976 143 84 26 33
12 It's my own fault. I did say I'd date anyone with a pulse. 1.6420 0.06412 162 93 34 35
13 I'll wait a moment while you process that. 1.6387 0.06400 155 87 37 31
14 Why do you have to process everything? 1.6387 0.06529 155 89 33 33
15 Please do not use that speed with me, Wendell. 1.6382 0.06300 152 83 41 28
16 Must we process everything, Doug? 1.6357 0.06508 140 76 39 25
17 You have some spinach stuck in your blades. 1.6349 0.06910 126 69 34 23
18 Honey, use your indoor speed 1.6345 0.06624 145 82 34 29
19 Don’t look at me. I told you to save the instructions. 1.6234 0.06254 154 86 40 28
20 Well, I did say I'd go for any man with a pulse... 1.6214 0.06684 140 80 33 27
21 So... no attachments? 1.6165 0.06894 133 77 30 26
22 So glad they had a table by the outlet. 1.6164 0.06169 159 90 40 29
23 The last guy I dated was a pot head. 1.6139 0.06458 158 94 31 33
24 Is that a no, or are you still processing? 1.6131 0.06573 137 77 36 24
25 It's very hard for me to avoid pushing your buttons. 1.6127 0.06542 142 81 35 26
26 I'm at the point where I'll date anyone with a pulse. 1.6111 0.06619 144 84 32 28
27 I don’t think anyone will notice you’re not wearing a tie. 1.6074 0.06575 135 76 36 23
28 Please tell me you still have your third wish left. 1.6034 0.05811 174 99 45 30
29 I can see you need a minute to process that. 1.6027 0.06627 146 87 30 29
30 Well, it's just really hard not to push your buttons. 1.6023 0.05951 171 99 41 31
31 I’ve done speed dating, but this is my first mixer. 1.6013 0.06448 153 91 32 30
32 I can't believe your ancestors were Shakers. 1.5973 0.06311 149 86 37 26
33 Oh, when you said you lived in Hamilton Beach, I thought you meant in Queens. 1.5966 0.05931 176 104 39 33
34 I'm sorry I don't turn you on anymore, John. 1.5959 0.06416 146 85 35 26
35 At this point I am just looking for a man with a pulse 1.5940 0.06837 133 79 29 25
36 I'm leaving, John. I realize it may take you some time to process this. 1.5935 0.06814 123 70 33 20
37 I'm sorry, this is just a lot to process. 1.5930 0.05699 172 97 48 27
38 For goodness sake, Marvin, must you always mince my words? 1.5843 0.05868 166 96 43 27
39 I saw the way you looked at that pepper mill. 1.5824 0.05700 170 97 47 26
40 This is just a lot to process. 1.5813 0.06044 160 94 39 27
41 Before we eat, let us puree. 1.5775 0.06267 142 82 38 22
42 The guy you were expecting will be along in a minute. I'm just here to break the ice. 1.5766 0.06530 137 81 33 23
43 It's ok, it's nice to finally meet a man with a pulse 1.5746 0.06476 134 78 35 21
44 So, what’s spinning around in that head of yours? 1.5740 0.05794 169 99 43 27
45 It's just that in your photos you looked more like a Cuisinart. 1.5739 0.05316 176 97 57 22
46 Sometimes I wish I couldn't see everything that is going on in your head. 1.5735 0.06317 136 78 38 20
47 I thought you said "slender". 1.5734 0.06469 143 86 32 25
48 Are you going to answer my question or are you still processing? 1.5732 0.06059 164 99 36 29
49 To be honest, when I heard this was a mixer, I was expecting something else. 1.5725 0.06736 138 85 27 26
50 Well I don't like when you push my buttons either. 1.5674 0.06148 141 81 40 20
51 So,"Oster," is that a family name? 1.5658 0.06026 152 89 40 23
52 Chop, blend, liquify, purée - how about “think?” Do you have a “think” button? 1.5655 0.06097 145 84 40 21
53 You've given me a lot to process. 1.5655 0.06478 145 89 30 26
54 Take your time. I know it's a lot to process. 1.5641 0.05907 156 91 42 23
55 So...what turns you on? 1.5641 0.05976 156 92 40 24
56 I’ve never met someone transblender before. 1.5625 0.06365 144 87 33 24
57 Truthfully John, you’re not my first appliance. 1.5608 0.06304 148 90 33 25
58 I just think I should be seeing other appliances. 1.5580 0.06173 138 80 39 19
59 I'll give you a minute to process that. 1.5576 0.05978 165 101 36 28
60 I see you're still processing everything. 1.5573 0.06606 131 79 31 21
61 Must you over-process Everything? 1.5569 0.05860 167 101 39 27
62 Did it ever occur to you, Phil, that I might need an outlet too? 1.5556 0.06367 135 80 35 20
63 It's just a lot to process, you know? 1.5540 0.06472 139 85 31 23
64 Stop mincing your words, Harold. 1.5535 0.06159 159 99 32 28
65 How long have you lived in Hamilton Beach? 1.5533 0.05796 150 86 45 19
66 I like you, but we both know you'll just end up sitting on my kitchen counter gathering dust. 1.5522 0.06579 134 82 30 22
67 It’s over, Steven. I’ve fallen in love with the toaster. 1.5515 0.06247 136 80 37 19
68 I don't think you're processing what I'm saying. 1.5508 0.06872 118 71 29 18
69 Fred, you're mincing your words again. 1.5507 0.06346 138 83 34 21
70 Ordinarily I don't date guys I meet at mixers. 1.5497 0.05994 151 90 39 22
71 I just got out of a long-term warranty. 1.5494 0.05679 162 95 45 22
72 I thought "impressive equipment" was a little forward on your dating profile. 1.5473 0.06312 148 92 31 25
73 I ask for blend, I get chop. I ask for puree, I get shred. I'm sorry, Carl. It's over. 1.5472 0.06162 159 100 31 28
74 I feel like you're not processing what I'm saying. 1.5468 0.06146 139 82 38 19
75 Well you seem to be processing it well. 1.5467 0.05952 150 89 40 21
76 I'm leaving you for a Cuisinart. 1.5466 0.05841 161 97 40 24
77 I am having a hard time processing all this. 1.5466 0.05775 161 96 42 23
78 Are there any other unusual body parts I should know about? 1.5455 0.06096 143 85 38 20
79 So, I understand you work in the White House Communications Office? 1.5455 0.06389 154 99 26 29
80 Next time, we'll call ahead and ask to be seated next to an outlet. 1.5437 0.05871 160 97 39 24
81 You don't look at all like your pitcher. 1.5400 0.05879 150 89 41 20
82 Do small appliances run in your family? 1.5385 0.05936 143 84 41 18
83 At this point, I've dated everything but the kitchen sink" 1.5375 0.05874 160 98 38 24
84 Would you lower your setting. People are staring. 1.5359 0.05719 153 90 44 19
85 You're mincing your words. 1.5352 0.06052 142 85 38 19
86 I realize it will take you a while to process this. 1.5338 0.06797 133 86 23 24
87 Take your time. It’s a lot to process. 1.5337 0.05921 163 102 35 26
88 Do you have to process everything I say? 1.5333 0.05958 150 91 38 21
89 So how long have you been in the Trump administration? 1.5329 0.06044 152 94 35 23
90 That’s a Sunbeam. Your photo showed a Vitamix.” 1.5321 0.05710 156 93 43 20
91 Bob, mincing your words will only make this conversation harder. 1.5319 0.06250 141 87 33 21
92 This is just a lot for me to process right now. 1.5319 0.06250 141 87 33 21
93 Well, I did want a man with a pulse. 1.5316 0.05726 158 95 42 21
94 No, I don’t think my dress is the reason people are staring. 1.5312 0.05672 160 96 43 21
95 My profile does say I'd consider anyone with a pulse, but it was just a figure of speech. 1.5307 0.05390 179 108 47 24
96 I don’t think I have the counter space for this relationship. 1.5306 0.05975 147 89 38 20
97 My last date didn't have a pulse. 1.5302 0.06139 149 93 33 23
98 Sorry, but I wanted to meet a man who could blend in, not a man I could actually blend in. 1.5282 0.06297 142 89 31 22
99 Stop mincing words. 1.5270 0.06173 148 93 32 23
100 You looked more like a food processor in your picture. 1.5269 0.05622 167 102 42 23
101 Thats funny, my name is Brenda 1.5267 0.05960 150 92 37 21
102 You seem agitated 1.5260 0.05694 154 92 43 19
103 In your photo, it was a Cuisinart. 1.5260 0.05985 154 96 35 23
104 Honestly, you should come out as transblender in your profile 1.5253 0.05867 158 98 37 23
105 It's kale, goddammit. Just chew it like a normal human person. 1.5248 0.06088 141 86 36 19
106 I'm afraid to ask, but where is your off button? 1.5245 0.05857 143 85 41 17
107 I'll give you some time to process this. 1.5238 0.06734 126 80 26 20
108 I see you’re still processing this. 1.5229 0.05871 153 94 38 21
109 Do you come with attachments? 1.5227 0.05281 176 105 50 21
110 On the other hand, it's nice to meet a man who doesn't chew with his mouth open. 1.5226 0.05741 155 94 41 20
111 Are there any other small appliances I need to know about? 1.5220 0.05908 159 100 35 24
112 Not your fault......I never should have checked the " Anything with a pulse" box. 1.5215 0.05527 163 98 45 20
113 At this point, I'll date any guy with a pulse setting 1.5203 0.06024 148 92 35 21
114 I know it's a lot to process ... 1.5197 0.05902 152 94 37 21
115 I want to warn you — things always get messy when I open up. 1.5197 0.06398 152 101 23 28
116 At least I still turn you on. 1.5188 0.05464 160 95 47 18
117 I've never seen you this agitated 1.5172 0.05799 145 87 41 17
118 Your bio didn't mention you're cordless. 1.5166 0.05705 151 91 42 18
119 I think I'll eat it whole, but thank you. 1.5159 0.05316 157 91 51 15
120 Too much to Process? 1.5154 0.06390 130 81 31 18
121 You don't mince words, do you? 1.5145 0.06191 138 86 33 19
122 I'm sorry Frank, but I need more than a 90-day limited warranty. 1.5135 0.05380 148 85 50 13
123 Your photo was of a newer model 1.5127 0.05368 158 93 49 16
124 When you mentioned you worked in food processing I had no idea you meant this. 1.5124 0.06441 121 74 32 15
125 I'm sorry but I can never love you the way I love the Roomba. 1.5111 0.06209 135 84 33 18
126 "Honestly, at this stage i'll date anyone with a pulse." 1.5108 0.06407 139 90 27 22
127 Finally I'm dating someone with a pulse. 1.5102 0.06209 147 95 29 23
128 Thank you for putting away your cell phone, I find it very distracting. 1.5099 0.05706 151 92 41 18
129 I thought you were kidding when you said your name was 'Hamilton Beach'". 1.5097 0.05670 155 95 41 19
130 I’ll date anyone with a pulse. 1.5096 0.05759 157 98 38 21
131 I can see you're still processing this. 1.5074 0.05995 136 83 37 16
132 I'm glad they had a table with an outlet. 1.5072 0.05841 138 83 40 15
133 This is my first mixer. 1.5069 0.05913 144 89 37 18
134 Honey, you're slurrying your words again. 1.5068 0.06026 148 94 33 21
135 I'm sick and tired of how you process things. 1.5067 0.05812 150 93 38 19
136 When you mentioned on the phone you're from Hamilton Beach, this isn't what I pictured. 1.5066 0.06262 152 101 25 26
137 Cuisinart. So you must be French. 1.5063 0.05732 158 99 38 21
138 I’m turned on very easily. 1.5056 0.05487 180 115 39 26
139 We all need an outlet. 1.5035 0.06008 141 88 35 18
140 You take me out and all you do is whine. 1.5035 0.05923 141 87 37 17
141 Carl, not here. I'll turn you on when we get home. 1.5031 0.05704 159 100 38 21
142 Sean really? That blender with that shirt ? 1.5029 0.05489 175 111 40 24
143 I'm afraid you're not processing what I'm saying 1.5000 0.05976 142 89 35 18
144 I can't lie anymore -- I've been seeing the toaster. 1.5000 0.05949 148 94 34 20
145 I wish I knew what was in that crazy, mixed-up head of yours. 1.5000 0.06208 140 90 30 20
146 I’m sorry, but he just has more settings than you. 1.5000 0.05656 150 92 41 17
147 Sure. It’s all fun and games until somebody’s warranty expires. 1.5000 0.05345 176 110 44 22
148 So tell me, what is spinning around in that head of yours? 1.5000 0.05995 144 91 34 19
149 I told Cynthia I'd take any date with a pulse. 1.5000 0.06468 128 82 28 18
150 To be honest, your profile pic looked like a newer model... 1.5000 0.05793 148 92 38 18
151 No, I've never met a transblender person before... 1.5000 0.06901 120 79 22 19
152 I don't know why my mother says I'd date anyone with a pulse. 1.4971 0.05709 171 112 33 26
153 At this point I'll take anyone with a pulse. 1.4969 0.05581 161 101 40 20
154 Tell me again what happened to your last girlfriend? 1.4968 0.05616 157 98 40 19
155 I prefer a man who doesn't mince words. 1.4968 0.05543 157 97 42 18
156 A relief, actually. My last match was with a pothead. 1.4968 0.05959 155 101 31 23
157 You're making that noise again! 1.4967 0.05574 153 94 42 17
158 Stop mincing your words and tell me what's on your mind. 1.4967 0.05859 151 96 35 20
159 I can see you're still processing. 1.4967 0.05628 151 93 41 17
160 Obviously, you need time to process things. 1.4966 0.05684 149 92 40 17
161 I know that I've given you a lot to process tonight. 1.4966 0.05902 147 93 35 19
162 That's a lot to process on the first date. 1.4966 0.05800 145 90 38 17
163 Harold, PLEASE, Stop mincing my words! 1.4965 0.06026 143 91 33 19
164 Can’t you just unplug and enjoy a nice meal? 1.4963 0.05936 135 83 37 15
165 Could you please lower your voice to chop? 1.4962 0.06002 133 82 36 15
166 You can't leave me now - you came with a three year warranty! 1.4962 0.05907 133 81 38 14
167 I'm thinking you're not a good kisser. 1.4941 0.05550 170 109 38 23
168 At this point I’m willing to go out with anybody who has a pulse. 1.4940 0.05664 168 109 35 24
169 So you started out in infomercials... 1.4940 0.05587 166 106 38 22
170 I thought you meant I was going to see Hamilton the MUSICAL. 1.4938 0.05624 162 103 38 21
171 You spin every thing I say! 1.4937 0.05537 160 100 41 19
172 I traditionally only date major appliances. 1.4933 0.05888 150 96 34 20
173 Besides margaritas, what else do you like? 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
174 I'm trying to process this too. 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
175 Take all the time you need - I’m still processing my thoughts too ... 1.4928 0.05841 138 85 38 15
176 You have some lettuce stuck between your blades. 1.4913 0.05225 173 107 47 19
177 I’ve tried dating apps before, but you’re my first appliance. 1.4910 0.05227 167 102 48 17
178 No, I don't mind...the last person I dated was an attorney. 1.4902 0.05874 153 99 33 21
179 Is this what they meant when they said "Adult Mixer 1.4894 0.06174 141 92 29 20
180 I have to tell you that I’m leaving you for the microwave. 1.4892 0.05898 139 87 36 16
181 You're not processing what I'm saying. 1.4889 0.06555 135 91 22 22
182 I have to admit I'm disappointed. You looked like a Vitamix in your profile picture. 1.4880 0.05586 166 107 37 22
183 When Angela said you were a real smoothie, I imagined something a bit different. 1.4873 0.05660 158 101 37 20
184 Joe, I hate that I have to push your buttons to get a pulse out of you. 1.4870 0.05622 154 97 39 18
185 It only happens when someone pushes my buttons. 1.4865 0.05712 148 93 38 17
186 I’m leaving you, I need a man who doesn’t mince words. 1.4865 0.05870 148 95 34 19
187 Don't worry. No one looks like their profile photo. 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
188 I'm leaving you for a toaster. 1.4855 0.06018 138 88 33 17
189 You don’t need to be “on” all the time. 1.4855 0.06018 138 88 33 17
190 My first Grindr date too 1.4837 0.05572 153 96 40 17
191 Looks like that's the only Hamilton you're going to see tonight. 1.4837 0.06159 153 104 24 25
192 When I said anyone with a pulse... 1.4837 0.05946 153 101 30 22
193 Thanks for the offer, but I really don’t mind chewing. 1.4837 0.05649 153 97 38 18
194 Do you have to make so much noise when you chew? 1.4834 0.05932 151 99 31 21
195 I was a little teapot, short and stout, but then I transitioned. 1.4832 0.05993 149 98 30 21
196 Just once I'd like to know what's going on inside that head of yours. 1.4830 0.05575 147 91 41 15
197 I love you, but I hate the noises you make when you eat. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
198 Let me get this straight: it turns you on when I push your buttons? 1.4825 0.06025 143 93 31 19
199 I really think chewing 32 times would be sufficient. 1.4825 0.05601 143 88 41 14
200 Could you perhaps chew on "low"? 1.4823 0.05921 141 90 34 17
201 Why does it take you so long to process everything I say? 1.4815 0.05484 162 103 40 19
202 Honestly, you're all Braun and no brains. 1.4815 0.05622 162 105 36 21
203 First time on Grindr? 1.4812 0.06278 133 87 28 18
204 I wish you would stop mincing your words. 1.4810 0.05515 158 100 40 18
205 Sometimes I feel like you don't even have a pulse. 1.4808 0.05714 156 101 35 20
206 I've got to stop dating just anything with a pulse. 1.4805 0.05696 154 99 36 19
207 I just feel like you’re giving me mixed messages. 1.4798 0.05536 173 114 35 24
208 I still think you would have been happier with the dental implants. 1.4795 0.06316 146 100 22 24
209 There's no easy way to say this but... I'm leaving you for the toaster. 1.4795 0.06164 146 98 26 22
210 I think I'll have that drink after all. 1.4786 0.05865 140 89 35 16
211 Do you even hear yourself? 1.4785 0.05238 186 121 41 24
212 Are you even processing what I'm saying to you? 1.4779 0.06083 136 88 31 17
213 There's no need to apologize. I'm all waffle iron from the waist down. 1.4769 0.06003 130 82 34 14
214 You know, Jim, sometimes you push my buttons, too. 1.4765 0.05601 149 94 39 16
215 I need time to process. 1.4762 0.05819 147 95 34 18
216 So do you attend many mixers? 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
217 Stop mincing your words—who is she? 1.4762 0.05819 147 95 34 18
218 You’re just not my speed. 1.4762 0.04992 168 102 52 14
219 Your profile said you were a major appliance 1.4752 0.05919 141 91 33 17
220 What do you mean, you’re turned on? 1.4748 0.06069 139 91 30 18
221 I’m having an affair with the washing machine. 1.4745 0.05868 137 87 35 15
222 I push YOUR buttons? Really? 1.4744 0.05338 156 97 44 15
223 This is not what I expected when I signed up for the mixer 1.4737 0.06092 133 86 31 16
224 Sorry, I'm still processing what you just said. 1.4733 0.05730 150 97 35 18
225 For God’s sake, Henry, just go ahead and get the dentures. 1.4730 0.06173 148 101 24 23
226 Wow! My ex only had two settings. 1.4724 0.06207 127 82 30 15
227 I do feel you've gotten better at processing your emotions. 1.4724 0.05387 163 104 41 18
228 You looked more like a KitchenAid in your profile pictures... 1.4720 0.06281 125 81 29 15
229 When I saw a flyer for a 'Single Mixer', I assumed it was an event of some sort. 1.4718 0.06054 142 94 29 19
230 So... You're from Hamilton Beach... 1.4709 0.05496 172 114 35 23
231 You want to push MY buttons? 1.4706 0.05491 153 97 40 16
232 I need time to process things, too, John. 1.4702 0.05623 151 97 37 17
233 Somehow you manage to twist everything I say! 1.4698 0.05517 149 94 40 15
234 The 'B' in BYOB stands for 'beverage,' Tom. 1.4694 0.05314 147 90 45 12
235 You think you’re a real smoothie, don’t you?! 1.4691 0.05481 162 105 38 19
236 Don't mince words with me, Bob... 1.4690 0.05958 145 96 30 19
237 I see your wife finally found out about us. 1.4684 0.05210 158 98 46 14
238 I said "Big spender!" not "Big blender!" 1.4676 0.05803 139 89 35 15
239 When your profile mentioned you were a food processor, I thought it was your employment information. 1.4676 0.05527 139 86 41 12
240 I'd invite you back to my place, but it's a cupboard. 1.4671 0.05672 152 99 35 18
241 You're going to need time to process this. 1.4671 0.05823 152 101 31 20
242 Unlike my last date, at least you have a pulse. 1.4667 0.06113 135 89 29 17
243 It's a good ice-breaker 1.4663 0.05385 163 105 40 18
244 I don't know why you let other people push your buttons 1.4662 0.06019 148 100 27 21
245 I wish you could just tell me how you feel without processing everything 1.4653 0.06148 144 98 25 21
246 It's Margaret, not Margarita. 1.4650 0.05681 157 104 33 20
247 Waring Blender darling, not Wearing blender!!! 1.4648 0.05884 142 93 32 17
248 The least you could do is turn it off when I am talking to you. 1.4645 0.05200 155 96 46 13
249 I love you I do ...but I need something more solid from our relationship. 1.4643 0.05197 168 107 44 17
250 After dinner, I'm taking you to Goodwill. 1.4641 0.05719 153 101 33 19
251 You promised me you would get off the juice. 1.4641 0.05793 153 102 31 20
252 I'm sorry,Glen. I've fallen in love with my Instant Pot. 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
253 Are you going to break the ice or shall I? 1.4629 0.05361 175 116 37 22
254 Your profile said you came from a blended family. I guess I misunderstood. 1.4626 0.06126 147 101 24 22
255 Well, don't mince words. 1.4626 0.05733 147 96 34 17
256 We prefer the term "Appliance American" 1.4626 0.05972 147 99 28 20
257 And you say I don't turn you on any more? 1.4621 0.06035 145 98 27 20
258 Perhaps we should find a quieter setting. 1.4621 0.05624 145 93 37 15
259 Nice ice breaker. 1.4620 0.05360 158 101 41 16
260 Could you use a lower setting? People are beginning to stare. 1.4615 0.05780 156 105 30 21
261 Blend? Grate? Liquefy? Chop? I feel as if I don't know who you are any more 1.4610 0.05538 154 100 37 17
262 I fully regret turning you on. 1.4610 0.05837 154 104 29 21
263 So fascinating. Do you write all the president's speeches? 1.4604 0.06398 139 97 20 22
264 Drinks are on me. 1.4600 0.05725 150 99 33 18
265 You look a little different from your pitcher... 1.4595 0.05703 148 97 34 17
266 Could you stop staring at the bartender? 1.4583 0.05903 144 96 30 18
267 No Roger, I won't turn you on. 1.4581 0.05356 155 99 41 15
268 It's just that I can't process these things as fast as you can. 1.4574 0.05928 129 83 33 13
269 I thought I was going to meet someone "at" a mixer. 1.4570 0.05294 151 95 43 13
270 Edward Scissorhands is one of my favorite movies, too. 1.4565 0.05919 138 91 31 16
271 You photoshopped your profile picture. 1.4559 0.05984 136 90 30 16
272 Eric, do you always have to put your spin on everything? 1.4558 0.05395 147 93 41 13
273 In my defense, your profile pic was a KitchenAid. 1.4558 0.05811 147 98 31 18
274 I'm giving YOU mixed messages? 1.4552 0.06142 134 90 27 17
275 I told the agency I was hoping to meet a gentleman whose intentions were pure......not puréed. 1.4552 0.05535 145 93 38 14
276 Please say there's a margarita in there. 1.4545 0.05211 176 116 40 20
277 Hold on, let me process what you've just said! 1.4545 0.05535 165 111 33 21
278 And I thought my date with Mr. Coffee was bad. 1.4545 0.05828 132 85 34 13
279 When I said I’d date anyone with a pulse, I didn’t mean the setting. 1.4539 0.05995 141 95 28 18
280 Just try to blend in. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
281 In your Tinder picture, you were a cappuccino maker. 1.4539 0.05995 141 95 28 18
282 Why must you alway Osterize me when we're out in public 1.4533 0.05482 150 97 38 15
283 Still not the worst first date I've had. 1.4528 0.05405 159 104 38 17
284 So... is this your first singles mixer? 1.4527 0.05536 148 96 37 15
285 If I wanted to go on a date with someone who vibrates, I would have stayed home. 1.4527 0.06089 148 103 23 22
286 I can see your food when you chew. 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
287 At least now I know you have a pulse, Henry. 1.4522 0.05675 157 106 31 20
288 What are the odds that I'd meet a mixer at a mixer? 1.4522 0.05455 157 103 37 17
289 I thought you had a pulse. 1.4521 0.05838 146 98 30 18
290 MUST you put a spin on everything I say! 1.4521 0.05674 146 96 34 16
291 So what exactly do you do at Shake Shack? 1.4518 0.05167 166 107 43 16
292 What exactly do you mean by 'Let's give it a whirl'? 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
293 It’s more of a pulsing headache. 1.4514 0.05560 144 93 37 14
294 Well, process this. I met someone. 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 38 18
295 I just don't think you are processing what I'm saying. 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
296 Perhaps if you weren't trying so hard to blend in? 1.4510 0.05482 153 100 37 16
297 It's so great to meet a man with a pulse. 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
298 I can see your blades turning, tell me what you're thinking. 1.4507 0.05791 142 94 32 16
299 Tim, I am leaving you for the juicer. 1.4503 0.05512 171 117 31 23
300 I didn't mean to push your buttons. 1.4494 0.05278 158 102 41 15
301 Do any of your other parts also vibrate? 1.4491 0.05349 167 111 37 19
302 I wish you wouldn't try so hard to blend in. 1.4490 0.05391 147 94 40 13
303 You don’t always have to break everything down for me. 1.4489 0.04886 176 112 49 15
304 Okay, you got into the molecular transporter, and decided you wanted a mai tai? So, then what happened? 1.4488 0.05990 127 83 31 13
305 You know people are just using you, right? 1.4483 0.05948 145 99 27 19
306 Honey, I told you to close your lid when you chew. 1.4481 0.05454 154 101 37 16
307 I think I want to see otber appliances 1.4481 0.05531 154 102 35 17
308 I am not ignoring you. I am just processing things before responding 1.4481 0.05296 154 99 41 14
309 You're profile said can whip, chop, mix. I just thought you liked to cook. 1.4479 0.05160 163 105 43 15
310 I feel like when I turn you on you don't hear a word that I say. 1.4476 0.05844 143 96 30 17
311 We can go see “Hamilton” or go to the beach. Whatever turns you on. 1.4476 0.05844 143 96 30 17
312 I know it's a lot, take your time to process it all 1.4474 0.05584 152 101 34 17
313 This is the last time I agree to a singles mixer. 1.4474 0.06116 114 73 31 10
314 ... and of course, we'll have to have a safe word. 1.4470 0.05921 132 87 31 14
315 I’m sorry, but when you texted about a ‘blend date’ I assumed it was a typo. 1.4465 0.05547 159 107 33 19
316 I know this may be a lot to process. 1.4460 0.05420 139 88 40 11
317 So, your brother is Mr. Coffee? 1.4459 0.05599 157 106 32 19
318 So the Genie thought you said, 'Smoothie operator'? 1.4453 0.05853 137 91 31 15
319 Annie told me you were a real smoothie. 1.4452 0.05501 146 95 37 14
320 No, it’s fine—my first husband was in Radiohead. 1.4452 0.05915 146 100 27 19
321 I'm worried that you've been overprocessing things lately. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
322 Is that a yes or a no? 1.4444 0.05895 144 98 28 18
323 It's so hard to know what's going on on your head, but I hope it's a margarita. 1.4444 0.06101 135 92 26 17
324 Why can’t you just chew your ice like everyone else? 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
325 My friends will never believe we met on Grinder! 1.4437 0.05873 142 96 29 17
326 I appreciate that you don't mince your words 1.4436 0.05789 133 87 33 13
327 What else did you forget to tell me? 1.4427 0.05951 131 87 30 14
328 I agree,it is an excellent ice breaker. 1.4423 0.05083 156 99 45 12
329 I've had it with your mixed messages. 1.4422 0.05556 147 97 35 15
330 I should let you know, I'm seeing other appliances. 1.4422 0.05472 147 96 37 14
331 Must you process every single thing I say? 1.4420 0.05635 138 90 35 13
332 That's just purée nonsense. 1.4420 0.06173 138 96 23 19
333 You seem to be having trouble processing that. 1.4420 0.05635 138 90 35 13
334 You certainly know how to break the ice. 1.4417 0.06567 120 83 21 16
335 I know I said I’d date anyone with a pulse, but .... 1.4408 0.05734 152 104 29 19
336 When you said you "like to mix it up", I assumed you meant in the bedroom. 1.4408 0.05501 152 101 35 16
337 I have to admit, I thought 'five-minute mixers" referred to something else. 1.4406 0.05840 143 97 29 17
338 So, what do you do to escape the daily grind? 1.4406 0.05492 143 93 37 13
339 Do you have to always make that noise when you eat? 1.4406 0.05755 143 96 31 16
340 First time at a mixer ? 1.4398 0.05367 166 112 35 19
341 Sometimes,I just don't know what goes on in that head of yours. 1.4397 0.05814 141 95 30 16
342 Can we enjoy one meal without you getting turned on? 1.4397 0.05814 141 95 30 16
343 Before you I've never met anyone from Margaritaville. 1.4392 0.05691 148 100 31 17
344 When you've finished your pesto , would you mind topping off my Margarita? 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
345 No, it's ok. Honestly, at my age I just need a man with a pulse. 1.4387 0.05499 155 104 34 17
346 Where is your biggest turn-off? 1.4387 0.05021 155 98 46 11
347 Am I turning you on?" 1.4386 0.05249 171 115 37 19
348 If you wanted the soup, you should have just ordered it. 1.4379 0.05704 153 105 29 19
349 When your profile mentioned coming from a blended family, I was picturing something different. 1.4375 0.05890 144 99 27 18
350 I am tired of you putting a spin on everything I say 1.4371 0.05196 151 97 42 12
351 That's a coincidence - my name's Brenda.. 1.4371 0.05280 151 98 40 13
352 I wish you'd stop mincing words. 1.4371 0.05525 151 101 34 16
353 I'm getting mixed messages here. 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
354 Would you mind if I chew? 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
355 I'm a little annoyed by your constant whining. 1.4368 0.05051 174 115 42 17
356 What pronoun do you prefer? 1.4366 0.06117 142 100 22 20
357 Ever think about turning me on? 1.4359 0.05620 156 107 30 19
358 I didn't know who I would meet on Blendr. 1.4354 0.05956 147 103 24 20
359 I shouldn't have asked for a date with a pulse. 1.4354 0.05467 147 97 36 14
360 Honey, everyone is staring at us. I told you that dress was too revealing. 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
361 Must you get juiced every night? 1.4348 0.05814 138 93 30 15
362 You’re an upgrade. Most my blind dates don’t even have a pulse. 1.4348 0.06253 138 98 20 20
363 There wasn't a table by the window with an outlet. 1.4348 0.05535 138 90 36 12
364 I've had it with always needing to sit near an outlet. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
365 Are you processing this? 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
366 First mixer? 1.4345 0.05254 145 93 41 11
367 ''My ex pushed all my buttons at once." 1.4345 0.05775 145 99 29 17
368 I thought my friend was setting me up with her Cousin Art. 1.4345 0.06175 145 104 19 22
369 Well, I guess you DO mince your words after all. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
370 I regret the transplant but I love the smoothies. 1.4341 0.05807 129 85 32 12
371 You still have a bit of spinach stuck top left. 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
372 No thanks, I'll just chew mine. 1.4337 0.05011 166 108 44 14
373 So your profile said you make great cocktails? 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
374 I assumed your profile pic was just a metaphor... 1.4333 0.05386 150 99 37 14
375 You probably should have used Grinder instead of Tinder. 1.4329 0.05411 164 112 33 19
376 Lately you go from chop to liquify without any warning. I didn’t think that I was pressing your buttons. 1.4327 0.05179 171 115 38 18
377 Yes, but I want more than just free margaritas, Jerry. 1.4326 0.05809 141 96 29 16
378 Don't be so hard on yourself. At least you have a pulse. 1.4326 0.05721 141 95 31 15
379 Sure, I like a man who likes to work in the kitchen, but I also like a man with a good head on his shoulders. 1.4324 0.05437 148 98 36 14
380 I never know the right button's to push on you... 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
381 I thought "blend date" was a typographical error. 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
382 Look, just whir once for ‘yes’ and twice for ‘no’. 1.4323 0.05180 155 101 41 13
383 Sorry, I can be a real motor mouth. Tell me about you. 1.4321 0.05245 162 108 38 16
384 When she said it was a mixer, I thought she meant the event. 1.4321 0.05318 162 109 36 17
385 It's cuisine, Art. 1.4320 0.06359 125 87 22 16
386 Stop mincing your words! 1.4318 0.05811 132 88 31 13
387 So are we splitting the bill or shredding it? 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
388 I wish you wouldn’t mince words. 1.4317 0.05504 139 91 36 12
389 It seems like you're having trouble processing this. 1.4315 0.05226 146 94 41 11
390 Yeah, my job's also a grind sometimes, but I don't let it get into my head. 1.4315 0.05743 146 100 29 17
391 I can't stand the sounds you make when you eat. 1.4310 0.05366 174 121 31 22
392 I'm leaving you for a wine opener. 1.4304 0.05264 158 105 38 15
393 Oh no, did I push a button? 1.4304 0.04948 158 101 46 11
394 Why can’t you just chew your food like other people? 1.4296 0.05998 135 93 26 16
395 So you're from Margaritaville? 1.4296 0.05905 135 92 28 15
396 Too much ice gives me a headache, too. 1.4296 0.05689 142 96 31 15
397 Your sending me mixed messages. 1.4296 0.05419 142 93 37 12
398 Well, I assume everyone would know how to push your buttons. 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
399 Well I'm sorry. I didn't even know Trans-Blender was a thing... 1.4294 0.05265 170 116 35 19
400 Well, at least you told the truth about being a good mixer. 1.4286 0.05629 147 100 31 16
401 I almost didn't recognize you without your glasses. 1.4286 0.05517 154 105 32 17
402 No Dale, things can't to go back to the way they whir. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
403 Is this your first mixer? 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
404 Um, what are your hands doing right now?" 1.4276 0.05851 145 101 26 18
405 Must you always mince your words? 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
406 Wouldn't it be easier to chew each mouthful 32 times? 1.4268 0.05406 164 113 32 19
407 I thought you said you were just coming off a bender. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
408 Most guys won't help in the kitchen. 1.4266 0.05743 143 98 29 16
409 First dates are usually so awkward, at least you know how to break the ice. 1.4266 0.05657 143 97 31 15
410 What's so hard to process? 1.4266 0.05569 143 96 33 14
411 Did I turn you on? 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
412 I hope you're not just another smoothie. 1.4258 0.05174 155 102 40 13
413 Do I still turn you on? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
414 You're much more interesting than my last date. He didn't have a pulse mode. 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
415 When your profile mentioned you were comfortable in the kitchen, I had no idea... 1.4255 0.05535 141 94 34 13
416 I'm really not trying to push your buttons! 1.4254 0.05441 134 87 37 10
417 I actually prefer chewing my own food, but thanks for offering. 1.4252 0.05865 127 85 30 12
418 So what does a mixologist actually do? 1.4248 0.05221 153 101 39 13
419 My husband is starting to wonder why his son is a toaster. 1.4248 0.05383 153 103 35 15
420 Your first mixer? 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
421 I can see you have mixed feelings about me... 1.4241 0.05629 158 111 27 20
422 Have they said what’s taking so long with your dentures? 1.4241 0.05484 158 109 31 18
423 Do you identify as a trans-blender? 1.4238 0.05434 151 102 34 15
424 I know this is hard to process 1.4238 0.05594 151 104 30 17
425 Would you even have married me if my name wasn't Margarita? 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
426 Why can't you just chew your food like everyone else? 1.4235 0.05058 170 114 40 16
427 For once I'd just like to blend in. 1.4234 0.05743 137 93 30 14
428 So you work with ICE? 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
429 I thought the dating service said you were a lender. 1.4233 0.05633 163 116 25 22
430 Why can't you just use a knife? 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
431 Well aren’t you a smoothie. 1.4231 0.05609 156 109 28 19
432 I see they pushed your buttons at work again, dear. 1.4231 0.05067 156 102 42 12
433 With apologies to Shakespeare, 'Neither a borrower nor blender be'... 1.4231 0.06067 130 90 25 15
434 I hope you know you're causing quite a stir! 1.4229 0.04887 175 116 44 15
435 I mean really George, it's embarrassing! Can't you just chew your damn food like the rest of us? 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
436 You had more time for me when you were a slow cooker. 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
437 It’s not you, it’s me and it's nothing to do with your small appliance. 1.4224 0.05548 161 113 28 20
438 When the invitation said "mixer", I didn't take it literally. 1.4221 0.05112 154 101 41 12
439 Thanks for doing this. A lot of women freak out when they learn I have no pulse. 1.4217 0.05073 166 111 40 15
440 I see you're upset. Just keep your lid on. 1.4214 0.05559 140 94 33 13
441 So what pushes your buttons? 1.4214 0.04974 140 88 45 7
442 I SAID I’M FROM MINNEAPOLIS. MY PARENTS STILL LIVE THERE. 1.4214 0.05599 159 112 27 20
443 Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen for a change? 1.4214 0.05232 159 107 37 15
444 I met my first husband at a mixer. 1.4207 0.05331 164 113 33 18
445 Please don't mince words. 1.4207 0.05401 164 114 31 19
446 We can kiss but no tongue, okay? 1.4207 0.05927 145 103 23 19
447 Look, it's not going to work out with us. I'm the Hamptons and you're Hamilton Beach. 1.4206 0.06000 126 86 27 13
448 Wait till you see my hands. 1.4203 0.05801 138 95 28 15
449 Oh John, lets not mince words! 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
450 Well, how does anyone end up in small appliances? 1.4198 0.06029 131 91 25 15
451 Cuisinart? Is that French? 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
452 Could you process your thoughts a little less visibly? 1.4196 0.05650 143 98 30 15
453 Yes, a daiquiri would be fine. 1.4194 0.05482 155 107 31 17
454 You can spin all you want, Roger, but I'm still raising them Jewish. 1.4192 0.05526 167 119 26 22
455 I can't do this anymore. You keep sending me mixed signals. 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
456 What do you think of my new dress? And don't mince your words. 1.4189 0.05425 148 100 34 14
457 Why do you always have to put a different spin on what I have to say? 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
458 I said, let us pray. Not puree. 1.4187 0.05428 160 111 31 18
459 It’s my first time on Grindr. 1.4186 0.05687 129 86 32 11
460 I hear what you're saying, but it's not processing. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
461 Could you please switch to a lower setting? People are staring. 1.4178 0.05647 146 101 29 16
462 I can dress you up, I can take you out, but you'll never blend in. 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
463 I feel like you're always giving me mixed signals. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
464 Well, well, aren't you the smoothie... 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
465 So, how was your spin class? 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
466 Just so you know, I won't go to 10 on the first date. 1.4167 0.06088 132 93 23 16
467 As my profile said, I process things quickly. 1.4167 0.05531 144 98 32 14
468 Honey, I still think false teeth would have been a better option" 1.4167 0.05377 156 107 33 16
469 You're a real smooth operator, aren't you? 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
470 You were more fun without the lid. 1.4156 0.05505 154 107 30 17
471 And the telemarketer told you that Medicare is going to pay for it? 1.4156 0.05657 154 109 26 19
472 I'm cheating on you... yes, it's the washing machine. 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
473 True, you don't blend in. But you make a great margarita. 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
474 I guess I was wrong, you do have a pulse. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
475 Sorry, I'm a little nervous. This is my first speed date. 1.4148 0.05796 135 93 28 14
476 I guess the craziest place I've ever done it was on the kitchen counter. 1.4148 0.05700 135 92 30 13
477 Can we talk about something else? I didn't mean to push your buttons. 1.4146 0.05254 164 113 34 17
478 In your Tinder pic, you looked more like a toaster. 1.4145 0.05234 152 102 37 13
479 I hate myself for always pushing your buttons. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
480 That's exactly the problem, Frank, you escalate to puree before I even get stirred. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
481 You don't have to mince your words with me. 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
482 For once, can't we just have a quiet conversation? 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
483 You're actually the first person I've dated that looked exactly like your profile picture. 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
484 Must you mix your metaphors? 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
485 Can’t you just chew like a normal person? 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
486 That's quite an icebreaker. 1.4136 0.04926 162 107 43 12
487 Why don’t you just get dentures? 1.4136 0.05228 162 111 35 16
488 It was a simple comment. I wasn't making fun of your small appliance. 1.4135 0.05858 133 92 27 14
489 Actually, "stop" is a speed. 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
490 I thought I was done with mixers after college 1.4135 0.05858 133 92 27 14
491 I'm just processing what you're saying, Edith. 1.4135 0.06050 133 94 23 16
492 Is this your first time at 12-speed dating? 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
493 I see you have mixed emotions 1.4133 0.05283 150 101 36 13
494 Was there anything else you replaced with an appliance? 1.4130 0.05973 138 98 23 17
495 Would it kill ya to just pulse for a while? 1.4130 0.05115 138 89 41 8
496 In your picture you looked like the newer model. 1.4129 0.05476 155 108 30 17
497 Does it hurt if I turn you on? 1.4129 0.05321 155 106 34 15
498 When you called yourself a mixologist, I had no idea. 1.4129 0.05476 155 108 30 17
499 Wearing blender, I hate visual puns. 1.4126 0.06144 143 105 17 21
500 For once, Charlie, could you simply chew your food? 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
501 Speak up! You know I can't hear you when you're on Puree 1.4122 0.06118 131 93 22 16
502 Do you mind eating on "pulse"?Everyone is looking at us. 1.4122 0.04882 148 95 45 8
503 You're mixing up everything I say! 1.4121 0.05012 165 111 40 14
504 Must you chew everything 32,000 times? 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
505 So, what do you do at the White House? 1.4118 0.05855 136 95 26 15
506 Honey, please set yourself to 'low'... People are beginning to stare. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
507 You always said I make your head spin. 1.4118 0.05370 153 105 33 15
508 You’re not very social for a mixer. 1.4118 0.05289 153 104 35 14
509 It's not true, John. Margaritas are not the only reason I'm attracted to you. 1.4114 0.05545 158 112 27 19
510 Well, you certainly know how to break the ice. 1.4114 0.04929 158 104 43 11
511 Honey, you're at a 10 right now and I need you at a 1. 1.4113 0.05427 141 95 34 12
512 I’d like to bring you to my friend’s bridal shower. 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
513 You're right. I think we did meet at a college mixer. 1.4113 0.05875 141 100 24 17
514 I don’t think that buzzing in your head is tinnitus 1.4113 0.06273 124 88 21 15
515 You can't just start to emulsify whenever the conversation gets hard. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
516 Besides puree, chop, and whip, what do you do? 1.4110 0.05556 146 101 30 15
517 Actually, dear, the Keurig looks much better on you. 1.4110 0.05640 146 102 28 16
518 Was it hard growing up in a blended family? 1.4110 0.05204 146 97 38 11
519 When did your doctor say you could start eating solid food again? 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
520 Still processing? 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
521 I almost didn't recognize you in that suit. 1.4103 0.05053 156 104 40 12
522 So,you’re a transblender . 1.4101 0.05287 139 92 37 10
523 I assure you, madam, my intentions are puree. 1.4099 0.05394 161 113 30 18
524 So other than the photo, was the rest of your dating profile accurate? 1.4099 0.05173 161 110 36 15
525 Please stop sending me mixed messages. 1.4098 0.06132 122 85 24 13
526 I must have misunderstood when they invited me to a mixer. 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
527 When I said 'let's give it a whirl' I meant let's go on a second date. 1.4094 0.05629 127 85 32 10
528 So on your dating profile you said you’re from a blended family. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
529 Head turner? Yeh, I get that a lot. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
530 For once, couldn’t you just chew your food like a normal person? 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
531 Ironically, it's that you don't blend in. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
532 Don't be ridiculous, you'll blend right in. 1.4091 0.05498 154 108 29 17
533 So, how do you feel about mixed marriage? 1.4088 0.04904 159 105 43 11
534 I should have listened when she told me you were a smoothie. 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
535 So your profile says you are a good processor. 1.4088 0.05237 137 90 38 9
536 Put a lid on it Jerry" 1.4088 0.05911 137 97 24 16
537 "Forget everything you've heard about small appliances." 1.4085 0.05319 164 115 31 18
538 Well, I could go for a nice strawberry daiquiri--if it's not too much of a problem. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
539 I assure you, my intentions are purée. 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
540 I just feel that everything is mixed up in that little head of yours. 1.4082 0.05525 147 102 30 15
541 The last guy I dated didn't even have a pulse button. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
542 They told me you were a smoothie. 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
543 We never really talk any more. 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
544 But enough about me... 1.4076 0.05493 157 111 28 18
545 Are you even listening to me? You know, I honestly wonder sometimes where your head even is. 1.4074 0.05222 162 112 34 16
546 I thought they said you were a smooth operator, not a smoothie operator. 1.4069 0.05831 145 104 23 18
547 I have mixed feelings about us too. 1.4069 0.05493 145 100 31 14
548 I thought your profile said pushing your buttons was a turn on. 1.4067 0.05275 150 102 35 13
549 I guess I should warn you. I just took six hits of mescaline. 1.4067 0.05604 150 106 27 17
550 I think we should see other appliances. 1.4065 0.05545 155 110 27 18
551 I'm sure it is healthy, but that was the centerpiece. 1.4062 0.05487 160 114 27 19
552 Whirrr, whirrr, whirrr" is not a commitment, Leonard 1.4061 0.05292 165 116 31 18
553 Is it a common dental procedure in Britain? 1.4060 0.05946 133 94 24 15
554 At least you still have a pulse. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
555 I thought 'blend date' was a typo. 1.4059 0.04971 170 116 39 15
556 And you say that you have had no digestion problems since the transplant? 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
557 I'm still processing what you just said. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
558 Could you chew on low? 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
559 Is everything O.K.? You’ve hardly pulverized your dinner. 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
560 It's my fault, I thought you said trans gender. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
561 You seem agitated. Was it something I said? 1.4051 0.04839 158 104 44 10
562 This is my first single's mixer. 1.4048 0.06087 126 89 23 14
563 I love what you’re Waring! 1.4044 0.05657 136 94 29 13
564 Sometimes I just want to know what’s spinning around in that puréed little head of yours. 1.4044 0.05560 136 93 31 12
565 I like you, too... I'm just not sure I'm ready to emulsify. 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
566 I think you could have been more forthcoming in your dating profile than 'serious foodie.' 1.4038 0.05046 156 105 39 12
567 Let me get this straight: You gave her a blender for Valentine’s Day? 1.4029 0.05929 139 100 22 17
568 There's no good way to tell you this, but I've decided I'd like a food processor. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
569 Of course they liked you at the party. You’ve always been a good mixer. 1.4027 0.05209 149 101 36 12
570 When you told me you were from a blended family.. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
571 Years later, this would be Susan's only memory of their honeymoon in Margaritaville. 1.4015 0.05877 132 93 25 14
572 It's just when you get going I just can't hear myself think! 1.4015 0.05527 137 94 31 12
573 No offense Larry, but you are seriously mixed up. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
574 On our speed date you were smooth and I was stirred but what was once a crush is now a grind and frankly...it’s Waring thin.” 1.4014 0.05918 142 103 21 18
575 So when you wrote in your profile that you were from a 'blender family' it wasn't a typo. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
576 I just don't see a future for us. Why is this so hard to process? 1.4014 0.05257 147 100 35 12
577 Let’s not mince words 1.4013 0.05302 152 105 33 14
578 You've been listening to Trump again, haven't you. 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
579 You're lying, John. You purée when you lie. 1.4013 0.05335 157 110 31 16
580 I just need some counter space right now. 1.4012 0.05140 162 112 35 15
581 I'm guessing you were the life of the party back at Dartmouth. 1.4012 0.05360 162 115 29 18
582 I can't talk to you when you're on purée. 1.4012 0.04809 167 112 43 12
583 I can definitely go slower if you like. 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
584 Please don't pulse while I tell you about my day. 1.4000 0.06117 125 89 22 14
585 And you think I’m mixed up? 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
586 Yeah, my job's also a grind sometimes, but I don't let it go to my head. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
587 So, is there a setting on there for “stimulating conversation” or... ? 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
588 I misunderstood when you said you wear out kitchen appliances. 1.4000 0.05267 150 103 34 13
589 Ron, that's disgusting! I wish you would chew with your lid on. 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
590 I'm so turned on right now. 1.4000 0.05462 155 110 28 17
591 I'm sorry , Eddie, this isn't going to work. I'm in love with a toaster. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
592 Blend. James Blend. 1.3988 0.05332 163 116 29 18
593 Puree, that's an interesting name. Is it French? 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
594 Let me get you up to speed . . . 1.3987 0.04937 153 102 41 10
595 I don’t care if it has six speeds - it’s still a one-track mind. 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
596 "You keep sending me mixed messages." 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
597 So your mother’s name was Margarita? 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
598 Must you put your spin on EVERYTHING I say?!! 1.3986 0.05448 143 99 31 13
599 Tell me more about your time in the Trump cabinet 1.3986 0.05867 138 99 23 16
600 So, mixologist. Is that like a degree or a condition? 1.3975 0.05234 161 113 32 16
601 All I said was, “Alexa, get me one of those smart blenders.” 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
602 You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me, Dottie. 1.3974 0.04955 156 105 40 11
603 There you go again, Ostercising everything I say 1.3974 0.05566 151 108 26 17
604 Wouldn't it be simpler just to chew your food? 1.3973 0.05002 146 97 40 9
605 Pulse once for yes, pulse twice for no and pulverize for angry. 1.3973 0.05624 146 104 26 16
606 . . . No Harold, it's your obsession with homogeneity that I find most troubling. 1.3973 0.05539 146 103 28 15
607 Try a different setting. You keep chopping off your words. 1.3973 0.05366 146 101 32 13
608 That's better. For a while, I didn't think you had a pulse. 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
609 I was picturing more of a whirlwind romance. 1.3972 0.05683 141 100 26 15
610 Sorry, I thought you said your mother's name was Brenda. 1.3972 0.05859 141 102 22 17
611 Disappointed? A bit. Your profile said you were a Hamilton Beach. 1.3971 0.05550 136 94 30 12
612 Honey, I'm seeing another kitchen appliance. 1.3968 0.06077 126 90 22 14
613 You need to unplug. 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
614 How are are you related to Edward Scissorhands exactly? 1.3963 0.04940 164 112 39 13
615 This pot is SO much stronger than when I was in college! 1.3962 0.05355 159 113 29 17
616 I've never know anyone who chews their food 3,200 times before swallowing. 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
617 And this particular superpower is useful how? 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
618 I think I've changed my mind about a first kiss 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
619 Actually, you blend right in 1.3958 0.05680 144 103 25 16
620 You might try simply chewing. 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
621 While you're processing that, I'll take the opportunity to visit the ladies'. 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
622 Don't be silly. You blend right in. 1.3957 0.05650 139 98 27 14
623 No, Richard. You’re the one sending mixed messages. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
624 Give me a minute to process that thought. 1.3952 0.04876 167 114 40 13
625 Unlike you, I've never been much of a mixer. 1.3949 0.05250 157 110 32 15
626 Please don't chew with your lid unlocked. 1.3947 0.05375 152 107 30 15
627 It feels like our lives are moving at different speeds. 1.3947 0.04953 152 102 40 10
628 Ironically, Lucy found it hard to process 1.3946 0.05756 147 107 22 18
629 Wow, you're a real smoothie. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
630 No judgement. It's just that in your profile photo, you had a head. 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
631 What serious thoughts are whirling around that powerful little brain of yours? 1.3944 0.05189 142 96 36 10
632 Dear, I believe your liquid diet has finally gone to your head! 1.3944 0.05738 142 102 24 16
633 It's just that I'd had something quite different in mind when you said you came from a blended family... 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
634 Pulse or no pulse, it’s time to pull the cord. 1.3942 0.05802 137 98 24 15
635 You had me at margarita. 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
636 Oh please, let's not mince words again tonight. 1.3938 0.05101 160 111 35 14
637 I know the feeling, I work in the Trump administration. 1.3935 0.05298 155 109 31 15
638 I'll admit, when you profile said "mixed" I thought it meant biracial. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
639 I'm sorry; I just don't need another small appliance in my life. 1.3933 0.05508 150 107 27 16
640 Really, Gerald! Must you set yourself to ‘frappe’ while I’m speaking? 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
641 I thought you were kidding when you said you come from a blended family. 1.3926 0.05181 163 115 32 16
642 But Charlie, I'm looking for pure love, not puree love. 1.3924 0.05300 158 112 30 16
643 I think I misunderstood what they meant by social mixer. 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
644 I get that you need to process. 1.3924 0.05223 158 111 32 15
645 I suppose cutlery is out of the question? 1.3924 0.04822 158 106 42 10
646 Are you going to shake your head at me all night? 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
647 In your Tinder photo you looked more like a coffee pot. 1.3922 0.05426 153 109 28 16
648 Give me a minute to process what you said. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
649 To think we first met at a high school mixer. 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
650 I swear it's like your head is somewhere else... 1.3919 0.05393 148 104 30 14
651 I don't care Fred, you still need to use a knife and fork when we are out. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
652 To be honest, if I wanted another small appliance I would just look in my bedside table. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
653 We'll always have Margaritaville. 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
654 For a first date this is going pretty smoothly. 1.3916 0.05064 143 96 38 9
655 I’m afraid there’s some mix up here. 1.3916 0.05348 143 99 32 12
656 I misunderstood your online profile when it said you come from a blended family. 1.3913 0.05947 138 101 20 17
657 ``I still think dentures would've been better.'' 1.3913 0.05674 138 98 26 14
658 Let me bring you up to speed... 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
659 you're still processing that e-mail from my mother, aren't you? 1.3910 0.05029 156 107 37 12
660 Why must you find everything I say so hard to swallow? 1.3910 0.05830 133 95 24 14
661 Sorry, I just can't get past your other attachments. 1.3910 0.05425 133 91 32 10
662 I don’t think that’s what they meant by BYOB! 1.3907 0.05230 151 105 33 13
663 Was it difficult growing up in a blended family? 1.3907 0.05313 151 106 31 14
664 I thought your bio said 'blended family', not 'blender family'. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
665 I must say, I had a whole different picture in mind when I accepted the invite to a mixer. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
666 I didn't recognize you at first. In your profile picture you looked more like a coffee maker. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
667 But you never want to mix things up in the bedroom... 1.3901 0.05305 141 97 33 11
668 Don’t worry. You’ll blend right in. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
669 You are a really smoothie, aren’t you? 1.3901 0.05762 141 102 23 16
670 This isn't exactly what I thought you meant when you told me you blend in anywhere 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
671 I'm open to blended family, but keep a lid on it for now. 1.3899 0.04798 159 107 42 10
672 It's not you, Jim. It's my kitchen decor. 1.3898 0.06373 118 86 18 14
673 I didn’t catch that...you’re slurring. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
674 Can't wait for you to meet my brother Edward. Just don't shake his hand. 1.3897 0.05441 136 94 31 11
675 I just wish you could unplug sometimes. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
676 Don't mince words with me. 1.3896 0.05072 154 106 36 12
677 I think I'm in love. You said your mind was literally in a whirl...that's the first correct use of 'literally' I've ever heard. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
678 I liked you better when you were a toaster. 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
679 I've been having mixed feelings too. 1.3893 0.04922 149 100 40 9
680 No, I think you're the one who's mixed up. 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
681 Honey, you’re grating - please try to blend. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
682 They said you were smooth. I just thought... 1.3885 0.04921 157 107 39 11
683 Ah now I get what “High speed blender dating” is. 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
684 My last boyfriend was a toaster, so this is totally normal. 1.3882 0.05366 152 108 29 15
685 Oh, none for me, Linda. Daiquiris go straight to my head 1.3879 0.05056 165 116 34 15
686 I’m afraid I misunderstood your Tinder job profile thinking that “Food Processor “ meant you are a chef. 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
687 I'm seeing someone with less attachment issues. 1.3878 0.05327 147 103 31 13
688 I don't know what spinning around in that head of yours but I don't see great consistency. 1.3878 0.05058 147 100 37 10
689 I feel like you’re giving me mixed signals. 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
690 That's not what I meant when I said "Let's give this thing a whirl." 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
691 So what do you do when you're not making Margaritas? 1.3873 0.05274 142 98 33 11
692 Honey, I think your margarita is done. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
693 What I wouldn't give to know what goes on in that mixed-up head of yours. 1.3873 0.05551 142 101 27 14
694 I suppose in your profession you must be ‘on’ all the time? 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
695 You seem a little mixed up. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
696 I still think that a good pair of false teeth would work just as well. 1.3865 0.05099 163 115 33 15
697 Please tell me how you feel, and don't mince your words! 1.3864 0.05756 132 94 25 13
698 Honey, you can't just switch to "agitate" every time I mention the White House. 1.3862 0.05287 145 101 32 12
699 I feel as if you’re giving me mixed messages. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
700 I'm not sure my kids would be comfortable living in a blended family. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
701 You don’t look like your photo on Tinder either. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
702 I'm leaving you for a man with a better warranty, Carl. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
703 You're sending mix signals 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
704 Here, let me get you up to speed. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
705 Must you always hum when you eat 1.3856 0.04918 153 104 39 10
706 For this one night, can't I get you to unplug? 1.3852 0.05256 135 92 34 9
707 Is it that hard to just turn that thing off when I’m talking to you? 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
708 Am I going on too long? I swear sometimes I have no off switch. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
709 I AM trying to blend in, Janice! 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
710 We’re in public, keep a lid on it! 1.3851 0.05297 148 104 31 13
711 At this point in my life I'm just looking for a man with a PULSE. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
712 Really, George, I can just ask the waiter for a smoothie. 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
713 This was not exactly what I had in mind when I said you needed to blend in. 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
714 Honey, you forgot your tie. 1.3846 0.04965 169 119 35 15
715 So that's why you asked the waiter for an extension cord. 1.3846 0.05105 169 121 31 17
716 When my friends recommended a mixer, this wasn't quite what I was expecting... 1.3846 0.04955 143 96 39 8
717 In your Tinder photo you looked like a Vitamix. 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
718 What are your gender pronouns? 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
719 Well, at least you've got a pulse. 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
720 For once would you stop mincing words and tell me how you feel? 1.3846 0.06020 130 95 20 15
721 YOU ALWAYS PUT A DIFFERENT SPIN ON EVERYTHING I SAY. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
722 I imagined something different when you said you were from a blended family. 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
723 The invitation said a date AT a mixer. 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
724 I'm bisexual so I'm on both Grindr and Pulse. 1.3837 0.05237 172 126 26 20
725 Please don't mince your words with me! 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
726 When you said you were a mixer, I thought you were just a really social, uh, human. 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
727 What the hell did you put in those brownies, Travis? 1.3836 0.05347 146 103 30 13
728 My...aren't you quite the smoothie? 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
729 Ok, you got me. What's green and goes 170 miles an hour? 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
730 It's impossible to talk to you. You're always on. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
731 You know, in my twenties I don't think I'd even have considered dating a blender. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
732 Still trying to process Mr. Mueller's report, dear? 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
733 Have you always been this mixed up? 1.3831 0.05308 154 110 29 15
734 You're not the only one with mixed emotions, you know. 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
735 I know which buttons to push to turn you on. 1.3827 0.05041 162 114 34 14
736 I'm sorry. I've fallen in love with the Instant Pot. 1.3827 0.05264 162 117 28 17
737 I take it you're still on a liquid diet? 1.3826 0.05268 149 105 31 13
738 I'm sorry I said my daily grind is worse than yours. 1.3826 0.05093 149 103 35 11
739 How long have you had the tinnitus? 1.3826 0.05353 149 106 29 14
740 Honestly, Jill left out a few key details when telling me she was setting me up with Hamilton Beach. 1.3826 0.05602 149 109 23 17
741 This really isn't the type of attachment I was looking for. 1.3822 0.05462 157 115 24 18
742 It's not you. It's me who's all mixed up. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
743 My friends warned me you were a smoothie operator. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
744 When you said you had mixed emotions, I really had no idea. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
745 I thought Mr. Smoothie was just a name you used on match.com. 1.3819 0.05121 144 99 35 10
746 I get it - breaking up's hard. It takes time to process. 1.3819 0.05398 144 102 29 13
747 I'll date almost anything with a pulse button. 1.3816 0.05021 152 105 36 11
748 When your post said you were a real smoothie..... 1.3816 0.04754 152 102 42 8
749 Do you have any other small kitchen appliances I should know about? 1.3813 0.05536 139 99 27 13
750 I've never dated a mover and shaker before. 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
751 Well, aren't you the smoothie! 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
752 You need to take that down to about frappe' mister. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
753 So how long have you worked in Washington? 1.3810 0.05656 147 108 22 17
754 Every time I bring up marriage, you switch to "Puree." 1.3806 0.05275 134 92 33 9
755 I don’t want you blowing your top at another fancy restaurant. 1.3804 0.04862 163 113 38 12
756 Does every meal have to be a production? 1.3804 0.04703 163 111 42 10
757 Arnold, you're mixing up everything I say. 1.3804 0.05164 163 117 30 16
758 I hate going to these mixers. How about you? 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
759 Well, I have mixed feelings about you, too! 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
760 My ex had a 5 speed motor and a stay-put lid. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
761 They said the first date was a mixer, but I didn’t expect this. 1.3803 0.05805 142 105 20 17
762 Really, it's not you. It's that unbearable noise. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
763 I've been looking for someone with a pulse. 1.3797 0.05205 158 113 30 15
764 Maybe I don’t need to say this, but I don’t kiss on the first date. 1.3797 0.05048 158 111 34 13
765 Tell me more about your job as a floor model. 1.3796 0.05194 137 94 34 9
766 You're spinning everything I say. 1.3795 0.04799 166 115 39 12
767 I thought when I connected with you I was on Tinder, not Grindr. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
768 I think I know what's been triggering your migraines. 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
769 I really like you Roger, but I feel like you're sending mixed messages. 1.3793 0.05185 145 101 33 11
770 I’ve moved on, but I do miss the daiquiris. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
771 I sense you may be finding our breakup talk hard to process. 1.3789 0.05283 161 117 27 17
772 ‘´Do I turn you on?’ 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
773 So you grew up in a blended family? 1.3788 0.05942 132 97 20 15
774 It started with a root canal... 1.3788 0.05434 132 92 30 10
775 I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for a Veg-O-Matic. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
776 I've asked you before not to purée in public. 1.3786 0.05015 140 95 37 8
777 So, when exactly did you realize you were Transblender? 1.3786 0.05687 140 102 23 15
778 It's ok as long as you don't eat with your lid open. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
779 Will you please keep a lid on it? 1.3784 0.05373 148 106 28 14
780 There you go, twisting my words again. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
781 I thought Ingrid said you were Mr. Smooth, not Mr. Smoothie. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
782 Can’t we just spend one evening unplugged? 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
783 We should take our relationship to the next level; chop/dice. 1.3776 0.04739 143 95 42 6
784 Blendr is the first dating app I've used. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
785 Don't worry darling, nobody has noticed at all. In fact, you're blending in very well. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
786 Just HOW did we meet again? Was it Tumblr, Grindr or Blendr? 1.3776 0.05770 143 106 20 17
787 Why didn't you just get implants? 1.3776 0.05938 143 108 16 19
788 There seems to be some kind of mix up. 1.3775 0.04949 151 104 37 10
789 You know, your bio on the dating site WAS misleading. I thought you just meant you mixed well with people. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
790 I don't really know what I expected from a dating app called 'Blendr' 1.3775 0.04859 151 103 39 9
791 Please just this once try the knife and fork, people are staring! 1.3774 0.04861 159 110 38 11
792 I have to say, you don't look much like your profile picture. 1.3770 0.06085 122 89 20 13
793 Fred, what are you Waring? 1.3769 0.05702 130 93 25 12
794 Wait slow down, give me a second. I need to process all of this. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
795 Honey, it doesn’t matter what we wear. The reality is, we will never blend in. 1.3768 0.05745 138 101 22 15
796 You know you could just try taking smaller forkfuls. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
797 Yes it's very flattering, but are you sure it's me that's made your head spin? 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
798 What are your thoughts on blended families? 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
799 I've dated an egghead and a meathead but this is a first. 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
800 You really are a smoothy. 1.3766 0.05299 154 111 28 15
801 You never hear a word I say. 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
802 I can see what you are thinking and it's not pretty. 1.3765 0.05255 162 118 27 17
803 My mother warned me of getting into another mixed up relationship. 1.3765 0.04642 170 117 42 11
804 Oh, you vibrate. Well, that’s a plus. 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
805 I was afraid you'd be a toaster 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
806 In my profile I did mention I like a guy who helps in the kitchen. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
807 Oh, Hamilton, I can't marry you. I don't want a blended family. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
808 Looks like you’ve spoken to your mother today. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
809 When you told me you were a mover and a shaker, I didn’t realize you were an actual mixer. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
810 I was worried you wouldn't look like your profile picture. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
811 «I have a much harder time processing my emotions». 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
812 It's more intimate when you're on low. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
813 I think we need to put our relationship on pulse. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
814 Actually, I prefer men either shaken or stirred. 1.3757 0.04929 189 139 29 21
815 sorry we couldn't get the booth, i need a 220 volt outlet 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
816 You could just ask the waiter for a knife and fork. 1.3750 0.05476 144 104 26 14
817 You're so much better than the last guy I dated - always eating with his lid open. 1.3750 0.04917 160 112 36 12
818 It's not that 1200 watts of puree power isn't impressive...you just seemed taller in your photo. 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
819 No, you don't have anything on your face. 1.3750 0.05296 144 102 30 12
820 Stop pushing my buttons! 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
821 I need to know where I stand, and please, don’t mince words. 1.3743 0.05047 171 124 30 17
822 I'm not sure you're in any position to lecture me about using an old profile picture 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
823 I think it's cute the way you mix your metaphors. 1.3742 0.04856 155 107 38 10
824 You know I can't understand you when you pulse. 1.3735 0.04790 166 116 38 12
825 So it’s osterperosis? 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
826 So... how was therapy? 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
827 For the last time, yes, I thought ‘turn-ons include my power switch’ was a joke. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
828 I'm just afraid that if we go too fast things will get messy. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
829 Honestly. Sometimes I think you don't have a pulse. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
830 We'll always have the daiquiris, John. 1.3734 0.04958 158 111 35 12
831 Did I push a wrong button again? 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
832 I find you extremely sexy when you are on Pulse mode. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
833 This isn’t what I meant when I asked you to blend in more. 1.3732 0.05156 142 99 33 10
834 Every time I start a sentence with “I think,” you hit the pulse button. 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
835 I just think we're running at different speeds. 1.3731 0.05672 134 97 24 13
836 So what’s it like coming from a blended family? 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
837 Fred Waring. That'll be easy to remember. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
838 Perhaps we should have tried a different setting. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
839 My mother is a Vitamix and my father is a Hamilton Beach, so I come from a blended family. 1.3725 0.05398 153 112 25 16
840 Can’t you just chew your food like the rest of us? 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
841 Yes, I like pina coladas, 1.3725 0.05154 153 109 31 13
842 I'm sorry. This isn't my speed. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
843 Well I don't think you're a tool. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
844 I can’t help thinking that you are having mixed feelings about this relationship. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
845 Sue said she met you at a mixer... she could've mentioned... 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
846 Relax. You blend in. 1.3723 0.04460 188 131 44 13
847 I sense you have mixed feelings for me? 1.3723 0.04749 137 91 41 5
848 I feel like you never really hear me. 1.3723 0.05076 137 94 35 8
849 How much longer on that milkshake? 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
850 Is this your idea of blending in? 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
851 I pour my heart out to you and all you can hear is your own spin on it. 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
852 How do I know that your intentions are purée? 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
853 I hate it when you give me mixed messages. 1.3718 0.05242 156 113 28 15
854 When you said you were a part of a blender family, I assumed it was a typo. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
855 Is it really necessary to chew each bite 5,400 times? 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
856 Don’t you dare mince words with me! 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
857 So how long have you been on a liquid diet? 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
858 So you're saying that with just four easy payments, a long-term relationship can be mine? 1.3716 0.05276 148 106 29 13
859 You take everything I say and mix it up! 1.3714 0.05397 140 100 28 12
860 Why can't you chew your food like everybody else? 1.3714 0.05203 140 98 32 10
861 Be honest, don't mince words with me! 1.3713 0.04766 167 117 38 12
862 Yes, I'm aware your profile described you as a shaker and a mover... 1.3712 0.05630 132 95 25 12
863 You don't have to process. Just agree 1.3712 0.05526 132 94 27 11
864 Oh stop it. You’re mixing apples and oranges again. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
865 I think this would be a more fruitful conversation if you took yourself off “puree”. 1.3709 0.05529 151 112 22 17
866 When your profile said you like to mix things up, I had something else in mind. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
867 It's a simple yes or no question. 1.3709 0.05199 151 108 30 13
868 Hey Oster Boy. Eyes are up HERE 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
869 I knew this would make your head spin. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
870 I warned you not to let that liquid diet go to your head. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
871 You haven't touched anything but your banana and a little yogurt. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
872 I'm getting mixed signals here... 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
873 You're lucky, I have to chew. 1.3706 0.05497 143 104 25 14
874 I’m finding this hard to process. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
875 Why can't you just chew like everyone else. 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
876 Could you at least try to blend in? 1.3706 0.04924 170 122 33 15
877 Couldn't you just cut your food with a fork and knife? 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
878 Could you please unplug for a second? 1.3704 0.05637 135 98 24 13
879 And here I thought Blender was just another dating app. 1.3704 0.05098 162 117 30 15
880 I didn't intend to push your buttons. 1.3704 0.05230 135 94 32 9
881 I hope you don't expect a kiss. 1.3701 0.05447 154 114 23 17
882 Diane said you were a smoothie. 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
883 I don't know why I went on this date. Brenda said you were a tool. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
884 Are you dishwasher safe? 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
885 You keep mixing metaphors 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
886 I have to admit, when I read “ninja” on your profile I was really picturing something else. 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
887 You're the only one who doesn't push my buttons. 1.3697 0.04880 165 117 35 13
888 Sorry...it takes me a while to process some things. 1.3697 0.04804 165 116 37 12
889 Please, Dudley, when we mix with the other guests, try to blend in. 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
890 Can you just set it to low until we get home. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
891 I thought you said you don’t mince words. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
892 Frankly, I'm shaken--not stirred. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
893 Stop playing with your food. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
894 Don’t mince words, Charlie, tell me how you really feel. 1.3694 0.05291 157 115 26 16
895 You always are giving me mixed messages! 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
896 Maybe you're trying too hard to blend in. 1.3691 0.04980 149 104 35 10
897 But everything ELSE is completely normal, right? 1.3689 0.05484 122 85 29 8
898 It doesn't take much to turn you on. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
899 You've giving me mixed signals all night 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
900 Geez, you look like I feel. 1.3687 0.05217 160 117 27 16
901 I thought you said you had been on a bender. 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
902 It's just that you looked taller in your profile picture 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
903 You made more sense on liquefy. 1.3684 0.04946 133 90 37 6
904 Don't talk with your mouth full, dear. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
905 Just keep quiet and try to blend in. 1.3684 0.04912 152 106 36 10
906 Oh. I'm SO sorry. I'm looking for more of a mixer than a blender. 1.3681 0.05146 163 119 28 16
907 I'm sensing you have mixed feelings about this. 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
908 As a college D.J., I went by 'MixMaster.' 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
909 All I said was maybe we should go visit my mother. 1.3680 0.05627 125 89 26 10
910 God, I should never have signed up on Grindr. 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
911 When you told me you were transitioning I never expected this. 1.3677 0.05260 155 113 27 15
912 Slow down Harold. I hate it when you try to mix business with pleasure. 1.3677 0.04845 155 108 37 10
913 So I said to my friend Emily, yes I’d love to go to a mixer. 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
914 My first husband was a terrible mixer. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
915 Wouldn't it be easier just to chew your food? 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
916 I mean, it literally makes my head spin. Literally. 1.3673 0.05382 147 107 26 14
917 The toaster oven didn't behave like this when I took him out. 1.3673 0.05552 147 109 22 16
918 Dear, if you'd just get your damn teeth fixed, you wouldn't have to turn every dinner into a smoothie... 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
919 I thought you knew when you said "What, are you Waring?" 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
920 I thought blend date was just a typo... 1.3672 0.04911 177 129 31 17
921 I said I am in favor of world peace, not whirled peas 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
922 No, I don't like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
923 Can't you see I'm trying to process? 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
924 Blender/Tinder...Darn you, auto-correct! 1.3669 0.05079 169 124 28 17
925 Don’t try to understand, darling, I can see I’m making your head spin. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
926 Your profile said you were a Vitamix. 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
927 I didn’t say purée; I said let us pray. 1.3665 0.05038 161 116 31 14
928 You're quiet tonight. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
929 You look nothing like your profile picture. 1.3664 0.05653 131 95 24 12
930 We should have sat at the countertop. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
931 So, are you free tomorrow for drinks? 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
932 Yes, EVERYONE hears the buzzing in your head. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
933 When you said online that you blend well with others, this is not quite what I expected. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
934 Can you take it down to a pulse Jeremy, people are staring 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
935 You seem increasingly mixed up. 1.3657 0.04917 134 91 37 6
936 Pretty sure it was a juicer in your profile pic. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
937 Don't twist my words, George. 1.3655 0.05606 145 108 21 16
938 This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the singles mixer. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
939 That's really loud. Can you set it back to "mumble"? 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
940 Do you like piña coladas? 1.3654 0.05152 156 113 29 14
941 This isn't going to work. I can't take any more of your mixed messages." 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
942 Dammit John, you know Margaritas go straight to your head. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
943 Just this once - for me - could you just chew the meal? 1.3654 0.04820 156 109 37 10
944 You can’t smoothie-talk yourself out of this one, mister. 1.3654 0.05071 156 112 31 13
945 Does that work in bed too? 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
946 Of course your pulse is irregular. It’s your best feature. 1.3651 0.05589 126 90 26 10
947 So, you're in politics? 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
948 Shall I assume your day was worse than mine? 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
949 Dear, please try to eat with your lid closed. 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
950 The ad must’ve read, ‘Single Mixers’. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
951 You ARE a smoothie. 1.3649 0.05265 148 107 28 13
952 You always twist around everything I say 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
953 I suppose this is another one of your metaphors. 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
954 I need a man who isn’t restricted to three settings. 1.3649 0.05087 148 105 32 11
955 Your thoughts are such an interesting blend of ideas and vegetables. 1.3648 0.05080 159 115 30 14
956 From your pictures, I thought you were a newer model. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
957 So, what's your spin on things? 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
958 You're from a blended family? 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
959 Stop grinding your teeth 1.3642 0.05163 162 119 27 16
960 'Would you blend with your lid closed please?' 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
961 Is that a no? 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
962 It's not you, it's me. I'm just all mixed up. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
963 So you say you come from a blended family? 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
964 Just so you know, I don't kiss on the first date. 1.3636 0.04859 154 108 36 10
965 You don't purée like this when we are at home. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
966 Bob, I'm pregnant. 1.3636 0.05115 154 111 30 13
967 You know you tend to slur your words. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
968 You know there's a guy in the kitchen who'll do that for you. 1.3636 0.05407 132 94 28 10
969 Dear, the better choice would have been dentures. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
970 I must have spelled ‘Grindr’ wrong. 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
971 If you're trying to blend in, it's not working. 1.3636 0.04870 165 118 34 13
972 Everyone lies a little bit on their dating page 1.3631 0.05124 157 114 29 14
973 So you Juice? 1.3631 0.04962 157 112 33 12
974 At least that horrible comb over is a thing of the past. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
975 I’ve tried a few dating apps, but you were my first match on Blendr. 1.3630 0.05817 135 101 19 15
976 You know margaritas make your head spin, dear. 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
977 Would you like me to cut up your food? 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
978 I'm surprised--you don't mince words. 1.3625 0.04649 160 111 40 9
979 You're trying way too hard to blend in. 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
980 Still on a liquid diet, I take it? 1.3622 0.04623 185 133 37 15
981 I'll admit, I had mixed feelings about this second date. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
982 Couldn't you have dressed up with the Vitamix instead of that old Oster for our anniversary dinner, Dear. 1.3620 0.04832 163 116 35 12
983 ‘I’ll be honest. Processed food is not my thing.’ 1.3620 0.04986 163 118 31 14
984 Is this your first time speed dating? 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
985 No, you look better with your hat on. 1.3618 0.05407 152 113 23 16
986 When your profile said you had mush for brains I thought you were just being cute. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
987 Just how long do you plan to stick to this liquid diet? 1.3618 0.05159 152 110 29 13
988 Your profile mentioned your last relationship didn't go smoothly... 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
989 Have you checked your pulse lately? 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
990 I told the waiter you didn't need a knife 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
991 Oh! I think you have something in your teeth. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
992 Stop going around and around. Just out with it! 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
993 I think our relationship is ready for the next level. Is that puree? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
994 To be honest, I’m not used to this kind of speed dating. 1.3605 0.04821 147 102 37 8
995 My girlfriends were right...you are a smoothie. 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
996 The current administration makes my head spin too. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
997 And I understand you met the donor's family at Williams Sonoma? 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
998 I believe this juicing diet has gone to your head. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
999 Next time tip the bartender” 1.3605 0.05624 147 111 19 17
1000 Do you think the kids would be open to a blended family? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1001 Now I get how that man mistook his wife for a hat. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1002 I'll be honest. It's because of the way you kiss. 1.3602 0.05104 161 118 28 15
1003 I know. I know. Your goal this year is to get a head. 1.3600 0.05375 150 111 24 15
1004 Perhaps I'm expecting too much from a smart appliance. 1.3600 0.05119 150 108 30 12
1005 Your Blendr profile said you could crush ice, but I thought you just played hockey. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1006 Don't talk with your container full! 1.3600 0.05205 150 109 28 13
1007 I understand. I grew up in a blended family, too. 1.3600 0.05031 150 107 32 11
1008 You looked like a sippy cup in your profile picture. 1.3598 0.05324 164 124 21 19
1009 And that's when Karen decided to deactivate all her dating apps, including BLNDR. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1010 I just can't do this any more. The way you operate, I can never tell exactly what's inside your head. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
1011 Should I assume you're having mixed feelings? 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1012 I still think the Instant Pot would have been a trendier choice. 1.3595 0.05047 153 110 31 12
1013 Could you dial it down a notch? 1.3595 0.04873 153 108 35 10
1014 So you’re having mixed feelings? 1.3595 0.05214 153 112 27 14
1015 Don’t be embarrassed. I come from a blended family too. 1.3595 0.04961 153 109 33 11
1016 I fail to see how "variable speeds" can be your answer for literally every problem. 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1017 You looked more like a food processor in you profile picture. 1.3594 0.05404 128 91 28 9
1018 I feel like I'm getting mixed signals. 1.3593 0.04821 167 120 34 13
1019 I have to be honest. You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.3592 0.05031 142 100 33 9
1020 Mine, too. But figuratively. 1.3592 0.05414 142 104 25 13
1021 Slow down. I can't understand a word you're saying. 1.3592 0.04829 142 98 37 7
1022 I understand, I’m from a blended family too. 1.3592 0.05130 142 101 31 10
1023 I just got out of a useless warranty, but I don't want to be single forever. 1.3592 0.05505 142 105 23 14
1024 Okay, now you're giving me mixed messages. 1.3590 0.05299 156 116 24 16
1025 Oh, don't worry about the party. You'll blend right in. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1026 Having mixed feelings? 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1027 Okay, you clearly need some time to process that don’t you darling? 1.3590 0.04977 156 112 32 12
1028 I thought I would be attending a mixer, not attending with one. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1029 Oh Dear, I can always tell something's wrong when you puree. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1030 I miss the quiet of your Darth Vader period. 1.3588 0.05045 170 126 27 17
1031 Oh Gilbert, when you kiss me I just turn to mush. 1.3588 0.05638 131 96 23 12
1032 Did I say something to agitate you. 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
1033 Today was a blur. 1.3586 0.05055 145 103 32 10
1034 Turn it off, Fred, that’s not what liquidate means. 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1035 It's difficult to talk to you when you puree. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
1036 And yet this is still the best Tinder date I've had this year. 1.3585 0.05148 159 117 27 15
1037 Sorry, but my soulmate will have more than twelve speeds and six designer colors. 1.3585 0.05148 159 117 27 15
1038 Give me a second. I'm still processing that thought. 1.3585 0.04990 159 115 31 13
1039 I don't know if we'll hit it off, but I'm willing to give it a whirl. 1.3585 0.04661 159 111 39 9
1040 Well, you’re quite the smoothie, aren’t you? 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1041 I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that ringing in your ears isn't tinnitus. 1.3581 0.05074 148 106 31 11
1042 I think this whole liquid diet thing has gone to your head ! 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
1043 So, you think you're some kind of smoothie, eh? 1.3580 0.05152 162 120 26 16
1044 Maybe we should have sat at the bar. 1.3580 0.05077 162 119 28 15
1045 You could've just sent it back to the kitchen. 1.3580 0.04924 162 117 32 13
1046 I feel like this should have been mentioned on your Tinder profile 1.3580 0.05226 162 121 24 17
1047 Honey, you’re all mixed up. 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1048 When you said you were from a blended family, I pictured something else. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1049 I suppose it does all go to the same place... 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1050 I'm sorry, darling, I didn't mean to push your buttons. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1051 Is this your first Meet and Mix? 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1052 What I have planned for you after dinner will make _your_ head spin! 1.3571 0.04646 168 119 38 11
1053 So, your profile says you blend well with others. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1054 It's so refreshing to finally meet someone who actually looks like their dating profile picture! 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1055 Sorry if I seem distracted. My head's going a mile a minute. 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1056 When your profile said you were a good blender, I thought that meant we would get along! 1.3571 0.04972 126 86 35 5
1057 Are you always this turned on? 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1058 For heaven's sake, Brian, it's our anniversary. Could you please stop pulverizing for five minutes and have a conversation with me? 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1059 I think the meal would be more enjoyable at a slower speed. 1.3563 0.04608 174 124 38 12
1060 I know your profile said you like to mix it up. I didn't know you meant literally 1.3562 0.04803 160 114 35 11
1061 So Linda told me you work in a kitchen... 1.3562 0.04551 160 111 41 8
1062 I'm not going out with you anymore if you insist on mincing my words. 1.3562 0.05301 146 107 26 13
1063 Well, for starters, you’re nothing like your picture. 1.3562 0.05026 146 104 32 10
1064 I just don't see the difference between pulse and chop 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1065 You never hear anything but your own spin. 1.3559 0.04623 177 127 37 13
1066 Dentures would have been so much simpler. 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1067 So, what's shakin'? 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1068 I really wish you opted for the feeding tube. 1.3557 0.05393 149 111 23 15
1069 This isn't the type of mixer I was expecting. 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1070 Brenda warned me that you were a real smoothie, but... 1.3557 0.05223 149 109 27 13
1071 I SAID, OBVIOUSLY I’M STILL PROCESSING! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1072 My friends warned me you were a smooth talker! 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1073 I just can't talk to you when you're set on puree. 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1074 Do you have to carry the weight of the whirled on your shoulders? 1.3553 0.05555 152 116 18 18
1075 ‘Right...and I suppose you come with lifetime warranty as well?’ 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1076 Blender? I thought I was on Tinder. 1.3553 0.05231 152 112 26 14
1077 I only have two speeds: infatuation and undying love. 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1078 I'm so tired of your circular reasoning. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1079 Based on your online dating profile, I was expecting a gourmet food processor. 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1080 I love the way you blend right in whenever we go out. 1.3551 0.05423 138 101 25 12
1081 So, how long have you been doing speed dating? 1.3551 0.05520 138 102 23 13
1082 I could have sworn that you were a newer model in your profile picture. 1.3548 0.04821 155 110 35 10
1083 I'll give you this: you're a smooth talker. 1.3547 0.04714 172 124 35 13
1084 It's just not the setting I was expecting. 1.3546 0.05146 141 101 30 10
1085 Harold, I think you're taking this 'liquid diet' thing too far. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1086 I'm looking for someone whose head is screwed on tight—but not too tight. 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1087 How do I know you're not just some smoothie? 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1088 You're moving way too fast, Mister." 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1089 I said "dress to blend in - you're so literal." 1.3543 0.05758 127 94 21 12
1090 Sometimes I wonder if you have a pulse. 1.3542 0.05616 144 109 19 16
1091 When I was invited to a 'mixer'. This is not what I expected. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1092 We're having a nice meal for once, Arthur. Try not to cram it in. 1.3542 0.05165 144 104 29 11
1093 Can't you set it to "nibble"? 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1094 I just wish we could have a nice, quiet meal together. 1.3542 0.04875 144 101 35 8
1095 When your profile said you liked "mixing things up," I guess I didn't quite understand... 1.3540 0.04778 161 115 35 11
1096 I worry that you are waring yourself out. 1.3540 0.05169 161 120 25 16
1097 I know the flyer said a "blind date mixer" but this is not what I had in mind. 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1098 You know, I'm finding your attitude a little Waring 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
1099 But if your juice cleanse is ending, what happens to... us? 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
1100 Darling, look at you! Do you have to over process everything I say? You're losing face value. 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
1101 I’ve actually never been on a blend date before. 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1102 When you said your head was spinning....well, I just didn’t get it.... 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1103 It's my first time at a mixer. 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1104 Worry all you want. What I asked is that you stop whirring. 1.3533 0.05363 150 112 23 15
1105 One drink and my head's spinning 1.3533 0.05106 150 109 29 12
1106 Everyone's looking. You'd promised we'd blend in... 1.3533 0.04580 167 118 39 10
1107 You're sending mixed messages. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1108 Why does every conversation have to turn into a process session with you? 1.3529 0.05476 136 100 24 12
1109 I sense you’re having mixed emotions Ted. 1.3529 0.04861 153 109 34 10
1110 I met someone else at a mixer. 1.3529 0.04680 153 107 38 8
1111 Hmmm, she did say that you were a real smoothie... 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
1112 It goes in cycles. One day it’s all grate and grind and the next you’re praying for a pulse. 1.3529 0.04771 153 108 36 9
1113 Liquidation may be your only option now. 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1114 What do you mean you have mixed feelings? 1.3526 0.04763 173 126 33 14
1115 Yes,​ you are different however, this is New York City you will blend right​ in!" 1.3526 0.04620 156 109 39 8
1116 You weren’t exaggerating when you said that buying a Vitamix really changed your life. 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1117 Well, at least I know you have a pulse. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1118 Unlike you, I only have one speed. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1119 I liked you better on frappe. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1120 So how was it growing up in a blended family? 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
1121 I need someone who has more than just a pulse. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1122 So you're a mover and a shaker? 1.3521 0.05017 142 101 32 9
1123 You say "I'M mixed up in the head"? 1.3521 0.04814 142 99 36 7
1124 It's no more annoying than regular man sounds. 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
1125 Can’t you at least unplug while we’re out on a date? 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1126 My ex constantly pushed my buttons. 1.3517 0.05408 145 108 23 14
1127 I’m sorry Oster, but I’m leaving you for a Vitamix. 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
1128 Oh Bob, the margarita accident is in the past, you need to let it go. 1.3514 0.04970 148 106 32 10
1129 Honey, you know I can't understand you when you puree 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
1130 When you said I made your head spin, I thought you meant something else. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1131 My ex was a hand beater. 1.3514 0.05061 148 107 30 11
1132 I'm just having trouble processing all these emotions. 1.3514 0.04781 148 104 36 8
1133 I liked you better as a cockroach. 1.3512 0.05282 168 129 19 20
1134 Interesting. I'm from a blended family, too. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1135 I think you should have gone with the feeding tube, dear. 1.3510 0.05164 151 111 27 13
1136 Is that a Waring you're wearing? 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1137 I presume you don't have a problem with a blended family. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
1138 Why is it that you always twist my words? 1.3509 0.04727 171 124 34 13
1139 I'm sorry, but I think it's time to hit the 'pause button' in our relationship. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1140 This is the last time I date off of QVC 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1141 I’m not breaking up with you, Mitch. I just want to put us on Pulse for a while. 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1142 How was Margaritaville? 1.3504 0.05343 137 100 26 11
1143 I just thought your NAME was Hamilton. I didn't realize you WERE one. 1.3504 0.05540 137 102 22 13
1144 Well if you ask me, that new shrink is really messing with your head. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1145 I said yes to dinner with a mind bender; not a mindless blender. 1.3503 0.05181 157 117 25 15
1146 It's only until my dentures are ready. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1147 It's changed my life. I haven't seen a gastroenterologist in years! 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
1148 You promised me you weren't going to puree in public. 1.3500 0.05260 140 102 27 11
1149 Could you just take it off puree and listen to me for a change? 1.3500 0.05031 160 118 28 14
1150 Oh, I misunderstood, I thought it said you were a smooth operator. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1151 I’m sorry, but I don’t think a blended family will work. 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
1152 You couldn’t tell by looking at me but I really am not comfortable at mixers. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1153 Holly didn't mind, but she would've appreciated knowing Barry was transblender before the date. 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1154 So you're from a blended family, then? 1.3497 0.04567 163 115 39 9
1155 I'm just afraid our kids will be mixed up. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1156 Maybe you still need to process it? 1.3497 0.05182 143 104 28 11
1157 Let's face it. You'll never blend in. 1.3497 0.05276 143 105 26 12
1158 You don't really look like the picture on the box 1.3494 0.04670 166 119 36 11
1159 I don't think I'm ready for a mixed marriage. 1.3494 0.04899 166 122 30 14
1160 You know I can’t understand you when you’re on purée. 1.3493 0.05012 146 105 31 10
1161 What do you mean I make your head spin? 1.3493 0.04820 146 103 35 8
1162 Pulse two times if you're as hungry as I am 1.3491 0.04377 169 118 43 8
1163 Oh Honey, your pulse is racing! 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1164 Your Mother was a Waring, and your Father? 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1165 What do you mean I'm always messing with your head? 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1166 Must you play with your food? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1167 But why is it that every time we get close, you emulsify? 1.3490 0.05033 149 108 30 11
1168 So... do you swallow? 1.3490 0.05210 149 110 26 13
1169 When I asked you to blend in tonight, you didn’t have to take it so literally. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1170 I thought this was a BLIND date. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1171 My friends warned me you were a smoothie." 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1172 Are you breaking up with me? Pulse once for "yes," twice for "no." 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1173 Well, I came from a blended family too but I tried to not let it get to my head! 1.3487 0.05049 152 111 29 12
1174 I just thought "smoothie operator" in your profile was a typo. 1.3487 0.05384 152 115 21 16
1175 I'm sorry if I made you agitated." 1.3487 0.04598 152 106 39 7
1176 So Reggie Matic isn’t your real name? 1.3487 0.04784 152 108 35 9
1177 Yes, your profile DID say you are a mover and shaker, but . . . 1.3485 0.05587 132 98 22 12
1178 The dating site was right. You’re certainly practical and transparent. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1179 Why do you always mix up everything I say? 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1180 You're clearly agitated. Let me check your pulse. 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
1181 I can’t help thinking you have mixed feelings about our relationship. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1182 I think we should take things at a low speed. 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1183 Gee, you're a real smoothie aren't you. 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1184 Give me a minute—I’m trying to process what you’re saying. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1185 I’m sorry, I thought Blendr was just a regular dating app. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1186 First you shred my heart to pieces, and now this? 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1187 You're such a gentleman. My last date chewed with his lid open. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1188 Hey, Mister Smoothie, my eyes are up here. 1.3478 0.05877 138 107 14 17
1189 "Honestly, that head of yours is filled with mush. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
1190 My feelings for you are thoroughly mixed. 1.3478 0.05310 138 101 26 11
1191 Don't chew with your lid open 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
1192 Must you do that while we’re eating? 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1193 Your mother really did tell you to chew your food thirty-two thousand times? 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1194 I should have known you were a smoothie. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
1195 What's next, thought processing? 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1196 He answered "blender" to online dating question "gender?". She assumed it was a typo. 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1197 I never would have guesed. What was it like growing up in a blended family? 1.3475 0.04930 141 100 33 8
1198 Try not to blow you lid Tom. I don't want this to get messy. 1.3473 0.05162 167 127 22 18
1199 After five margaritas, I’m amazed you even got here 1.3473 0.04799 167 122 32 13
1200 It was either this, or dentures. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1201 I just never imagined you'd be quite like this when they said you were a real smoothie. 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1202 I hope this is going smoothly 1.3472 0.05056 144 104 30 10
1203 I'm good in the kitchen. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1204 Gesundheit! 1.3469 0.05167 147 108 27 12
1205 Well, as you probably guessed, I come from a blended family. 1.3469 0.04889 147 105 33 9
1206 I don’t understand you when you slur your words. 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1207 Well, at least I don't chew with my mouth open, Cindy. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1208 I just don’t think we blend well. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1209 But what if our first child is a coffee maker? 1.3469 0.05257 147 109 25 13
1210 I want you to open up, but you keep going around in circles. 1.3467 0.04535 150 104 40 6
1211 Vita, should I ask the waiter to bring you an extension cord.? 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1212 Well, on the plus side, I have excellent digestion. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1213 Is your pulse racing, too? 1.3467 0.04822 150 107 34 9
1214 Really Claude, I’m certain that chewing each mouthful thirty-two times would be sufficient. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1215 I'm getting a mixed message. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1216 When you said you came from a blended family....this is not what I expected. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1217 When will you stop trying to blend in? 1.3467 0.04729 150 106 36 8
1218 You looked different in your profile picture. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1219 Kid, why would a starlet like you want an old juicer like me? 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
1220 So you want a blended family. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1221 Harold, what are you Waring? 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1222 When I read your profile, I assumed you meant to say you were from a "blended" family. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1223 To be honest your profile picture was a bit deceiving. 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1224 I confess I'm shaken-- but not stirred. 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1225 I won't mince words. We're over. 1.3462 0.05318 130 94 27 9
1226 I'm glad to see the algorithm matched me with someone who could help in the kitchen! 1.3459 0.03827 185 125 56 4
1227 Please keep your voice down. I'm trying to blend in. 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
1228 When they advertised this dinner as a mixer, I guess I didn’t consider all the possibilities. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1229 Interesting! I’m also from a blended family! 1.3459 0.04804 159 115 33 11
1230 Dear, try to focus, I understand it is a lot to process. 1.3459 0.05234 133 96 28 9
1231 Spare me the chop, dice and purée treatment and tell me the truth....do I look fat in this outfit? 1.3459 0.05447 133 98 24 11
1232 Before surgery, I was hideous Nancy. People would stare. All my life I just wanted to blend in. 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1233 Yes, I come from a blended family also. 1.3457 0.04742 162 117 34 11
1234 When you say "We are a good Mix", it kind of scares me. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1235 So, Oster, tell me about your family. Where did you say your parents were from? 1.3456 0.04826 136 95 35 6
1236 Perhaps you’re trying a little too hard to blend in 1.3456 0.05360 136 100 25 11
1237 This explains why you didn't ask for utensils. 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1238 You mix up everything I say. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
1239 I guess when my girlfriend warned me that you were a real smoothie, I should have listened a little more carefully. 1.3451 0.05198 142 104 27 11
1240 That would explain the vertigo. 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1241 I am not sure speaking blend, mix, purée, and chop makes you multilingual 1.3451 0.05478 142 107 21 14
1242 I can’t understand you when you’re on purée. 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1243 Guess how I like my martinis. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1244 Suddenly, I'm craving a Margarita. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
1245 Purée if you must, but no masticating with your lid open 1.3450 0.04930 171 128 27 16
1246 Yes, I think you and I should give it a whirl. 1.3448 0.04586 174 126 36 12
1247 I don’t think I should get mixed up in this. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1248 Can you please not puree with your lid open? 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1249 Yes, Carl...I’ve met someone. He’s an Immersion Blender, Carl. I’m sorry 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1250 Barry, you’re sending me mixed messages again. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1251 No, I don't want to see what's in your pants." 1.3446 0.05399 148 112 21 15
1252 OK, I'm getting the sense that you have mixed feelings about us. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1253 I know your profile said you are a man who likes to "mix it up", but I assumed you were speaking figuratively. 1.3446 0.04862 148 106 33 9
1254 If I'm being honest, you look nothing like your profile picture. 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
1255 "A blend of mixed, crushed, and frapped. How do you expect me to feel?" 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1256 Ralph, you try too hard to blend in. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1257 I don’t care if your last date enjoyed it. I’m not letting you do that. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1258 I thought your profile pic meant you liked to eat healthy. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1259 Dad was a lawnmower and mom was a whisk. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1260 You are always mixing up what I'm trying to say. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1261 Sorry. The last girl I went on a date with really messed with my head. 1.3436 0.05177 163 124 22 17
1262 Harold, I don’t like when you get juiced up. 1.3433 0.05515 134 100 22 12
1263 You get agitated over the silliness things. 1.3433 0.04867 134 94 34 6
1264 What a coincidence. My name is Brenda too!" 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1265 Thank you for not chewing with your lid open. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1266 What do you mean by "mixed feelings"? 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1267 I, too, just want to blend in. But I don't let it go to my head. 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
1268 This is the last time on go on a blind date with someone from the Rotary club. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
1269 I prefer stirred. 1.3427 0.04717 178 132 31 15
1270 I guess I have mixed emotions. 1.3427 0.04510 178 129 37 12
1271 Frappe? On a first date? 1.3427 0.04973 143 103 31 9
1272 Shall we send back our dishes and request the fruit platter and a bucket of ice? 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1273 Sorry babe... you just turn me on." 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1274 This isn’t working out, your head’s just not in the right place. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1275 Is that yes or no? 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1276 When will your new teeth be ready? 1.3425 0.05362 146 110 22 14
1277 I'm afraid you have me mixed up with someone else. 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1278 I know we’re at the table but trust me, you don’t want me to take my hat off. 1.3425 0.05274 146 109 24 13
1279 I’ve been getting a lot of mixed messages... 1.3425 0.04706 146 103 36 7
1280 You think this is cool, you should see my showerhead. 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
1281 When did you first realize you were mixed up? 1.3423 0.05019 149 109 29 11
1282 Oh honey, you look great! No one will notice that your tie is a clip-on. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1283 I'm not superficial. You just look very different from your profile picture. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1284 You're going too fast for me. 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1285 I thought you said you had a 'blend' of sophistication and humor. 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1286 Honestly, I had no idea that this is what you meant when you said we were going to get juiced tonight! 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1287 Don't you think you are taking the liquid diet concept a bit too seriously? 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1288 I thought your profile read head of compliance, but I see now your head of appliance. 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
1289 my friend told me when she arranged this date that you were a good mixer 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1290 You might have better luck on Grindr. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
1291 I know your profile said that you were a "real smoothie", but... 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1292 So you're a vegan? 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1293 Whirr, whirr is your response to everything. It's like you're not even listening. 1.3409 0.05571 132 99 21 12
1294 Dear, it's so much more than a diet. It's a lifestyle. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1295 Don’t turn around, but Insant Pot just walked in. 1.3407 0.05480 135 101 22 12
1296 The worst part is I lost both my hands in a flossing accident. 1.3407 0.05580 135 102 20 13
1297 Would you mind closing your lid when you juice? 1.3407 0.04837 135 95 34 6
1298 I often have mixed emotions, too. Like now, for example. 1.3407 0.05060 135 97 30 8
1299 They told me you were Mr. Smoothie, but I had no idea! 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1300 Let me push your buttons. 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1301 Your mind seems to be someplace else. 1.3406 0.05193 138 101 27 10
1302 So, when you said I really make your head spin, that's not a good thing? 1.3406 0.05294 138 102 25 11
1303 My friends said you were a smoothie but this is ridiculous! 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1304 I won't settle for just a pulse. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1305 You really are an old smoothie! 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1306 You're such an extremist. New dentures would have been perfectly fine. 1.3403 0.05589 144 111 17 16
1307 You push my buttons too. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1308 Don't worry, you'll blend in" you said. 1.3403 0.05136 144 106 27 11
1309 I shouldn't HAVE to ask for a knife and fork Susan. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1310 Take off your lid, for God's sake, Jack...people are starting to stare! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1311 I’m from a blended family, too. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1312 All that just to avoid a straw. 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
1313 You can pulse, you can puree, but can you really listen? 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1314 It said ‘blind’ date not ‘blend’ date. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1315 I think I will have a drink after all. 1.3397 0.04769 156 113 33 10
1316 Well your online ad did say you were a great mixer. 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1317 I 'm flattered my new sleeveless dress turn's you on 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1318 You know I can't hear you when your on Puree! 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1319 I knew Sir Mix-a-Lot. I rapped with Sir Mix-a-Lot. You sir, are no Sir Mix-a-Lot. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1320 Darling, I think I know the source of your frequent headaches. 1.3395 0.04966 162 121 27 14
1321 I don't want to be noticed, I just want to blend in. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1322 When you said you were a Ninja, this is not what I expected. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1323 What are you whirring about this time? 1.3391 0.04351 174 124 41 9
1324 Could you chew more softly dear? 1.3391 0.04924 174 132 25 17
1325 You seem to have quite a bit of energy this evening." 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1326 Well just don't let them ostracize you. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1327 I wouldn't date just anyone with a pulse 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1328 Tim, please. Every time I bring up wanting kids, you go straight to frappé. 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1329 Well, it would simplify the Wedding registry 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1330 You're such a smoothie 1.3382 0.05242 136 100 26 10
1331 I can see the ideas whirling in your head. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1332 You know, Harold, there are more subtle ways to tune me out during dinner. 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1333 OK, OK, so you're really processing my ideas now." 1.3381 0.04741 139 98 35 6
1334 You're Waring me out. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1335 So, do you like to relax on the counter or in the cupboard? 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1336 Your profile said you were "Mr. Smooth," not "Mr. Smoothie." 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1337 I do not appreciate your mixed messages. 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1338 Honey, that's not what I meant when I said, "Try to blend in." 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1339 So, are Thursdays always mixer nights? 1.3379 0.05106 145 107 27 11
1340 Well then Walter, why don’t YOU explain what’s wrong in our relationship? 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1341 In your profile picture you were a vita-mix.... 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1342 Whenever I try to talk about my food issues, people say it's all in my head. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1343 Is it my imagination or are you sending me mixed messages? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1344 Having trouble blending in? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1345 I know, my head is spinning, too. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1346 Look, Karen. It’s over. I don’t mince words. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1347 Can you please chew with your lid closed? 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1348 I get it. I get it. You just want to blend in. 1.3377 0.04873 151 110 31 10
1349 My last boyfriend was an Oster. 1.3377 0.04343 154 107 42 5
1350 Thank you, I'd love a Mojito. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1351 I've met someone, his name is Oster. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1352 You can't even process why I'm breaking up with you! 1.3377 0.05065 154 115 26 13
1353 'I'm leaving you for a Magic Bullet'. 1.3376 0.04743 157 114 33 10
1354 I get it. You’re a smoothie operator. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
1355 I was looking to stir up the conversation, not puree it. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1356 Can you chew a little more quietly, please? 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1357 Oh honey, I know you are mixed up but just pause for a minute.. 1.3374 0.04283 163 114 43 6
1358 No, I don't find your voice grating at all. 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1359 So . . . what's your crazy? 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
1360 You just seem too mixed up for me. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1361 I don't fool around on the first date. But you're saying if we act now, I get the Salad Spinner AND the Grab-it? 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1362 I’m beginning to think you might be a little mixed up. 1.3359 0.04995 128 91 31 6
1363 Honey, can you at least turn it down from 'puree' to 'stir' 1.3359 0.04870 128 90 33 5
1364 How can you say that I push your buttons? 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1365 If I'm completely honest, I hate seeing you chew your food. 1.3359 0.05235 128 93 27 8
1366 'Don't feel bad. Everyone does it. I used a picture from college on my profile.' 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1367 So - if I let you spend the night will you make me a smoothie in the morning ? 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1368 Do you ever unplug? 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1369 I was expecting a totally different type of mixer. 1.3357 0.05130 140 103 27 10
1370 Is it soup yet? 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1371 You looked more like a Vitamix online. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1372 You're mixing your metaphors again, Bob. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1373 You took me too seriously when I said we should shake things up a bit. 1.3357 0.05055 143 105 28 10
1374 I'm sorry that was a typo. It was 'blind date.' 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1375 So what doesn’t make your head spin? 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1376 What on earth are you Waring? 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1377 You could have worn a tie. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1378 It's starting to sound like you think EVERY meal should be paired with a thick and creamy beverage.... 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1379 I meant a different kind of “blend in”. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1380 You upped your Adderall again, didn’t you? 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1381 You do make an incredible frozen daquiri, Hamilton, but I'm just not comfortable with a blended family. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1382 Just tell me. Stop mincing your words! 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1383 Why do you always try to smooth over everything? 1.3356 0.04724 149 107 34 8
1384 No, that’s not what I said. You’re always mixing it up. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1385 I know that your head is spinning, maybe you'll feel better if you eat something. 1.3356 0.04913 149 109 30 10
1386 Are you identify as a trans~blender? 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1387 Are you sure you want a blended family? 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
1388 I thought you were grinding just your teeth. 1.3355 0.04755 152 110 33 9
1389 This isn’t quite what I pictured when Carol said you came from a blended family. 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
1390 I get a little stir crazy too. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1391 That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to mix things up. 1.3355 0.04602 155 111 36 8
1392 My last serious relationship was with Mr. Coffee, but he just didn’t blend in with my friends . 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1393 I had no idea you were from a blended family. 1.3355 0.05037 155 116 26 13
1394 Well, Mary did say you made a great daiquiri. 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1395 Are you working on the soup or dessert? 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1396 Where I’m from, men chew their steaks. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1397 I guess I didn't know what the dating site meant by 'foodie'. 1.3354 0.04574 161 116 36 9
1398 Normally I won't go on blind dates, but you were so highly reviewed. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1399 I didn't want to tell you like this, but I've been cheating on you with a cappuccino machine. 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
1400 Nonsense! Don't worry about how you look. You blend in very well. 1.3353 0.04776 167 124 30 13
1401 No one can say you don't mince your words . 1.3353 0.04214 167 117 44 6
1402 I thought you were just being clever with your photo when you described yourself as a "smoothie". 1.3353 0.04789 170 127 29 14
1403 Jeez, Howard, you never turn it off! 1.3353 0.04511 173 126 36 11
1404 As long as I don't drop the fork inside, it's quite convenient 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1405 So, what is working at Fox News really like? 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1406 So your Tinder profile mentioned that you're on a juice cleanse? 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1407 Oh, you smoothy you. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1408 Am I chewing too loud? 1.3333 0.05177 138 102 26 10
1409 You come across as so smooth, Mr. Oster, but inside you're really mixed up. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1410 It was cheaper than dental insurance. 1.3333 0.04521 168 122 36 10
1411 That's not what I meant when I said, "Just try to blend in". 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1412 I told you it would make your head spin. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1413 Why must you always twist everything I say? 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1414 I’m feeling a lot of mixed emotions 1.3333 0.05361 135 101 23 11
1415 Truth time: I really have only 23 settings. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1416 I usually avoid coming to these types of mixers. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1417 If you're not going to use silverware, could you at least set that to low? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1418 I didn't know blending in was so important to you. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1419 James, I thought you'd be stirred, not shaken. 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1420 I still can’t believe that I met you at a mixer. 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
1421 I get names and faces mixed up sometimes too! 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1422 Why couldn't you have worn that nice Vitamix I got you?" 1.3333 0.04578 156 112 36 8
1423 What do you mean you're having impuree thoughts? 1.3333 0.05404 147 113 19 15
1424 Okay, when I said 'try to blend in...' 1.3333 0.05091 156 118 24 14
1425 Sheila said you were a real smoothie. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1426 Your profile did say you were raised in a blended family, but I wasn’t expecting this. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1427 Are you going to eat that? 1.3333 0.04635 174 129 32 13
1428 You're sending me mixed signals. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1429 This isn’t what I expected at a mixer 1.3333 0.04765 171 128 29 14
1430 Do I blend in? 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
1431 Try "Pulse." 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1432 Right. Purée. That's your answer for everything. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1433 Now I really do feel ostracized. 1.3333 0.05257 135 100 25 10
1434 Your ad promised 'a blend of attractive qualities' but perhaps you could have been more specific. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1435 Can we talk about just "unplugging" for a bit? 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1436 No, I don't juice. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1437 I know! It makes my head spin ! 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1438 I'm flattered you ask, but no, I don't think I want to give it a whirl. 1.3333 0.05198 141 105 25 11
1439 Why are you sending me mixed signals? 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1440 I am leaving you Phil. You were the one that wanted to mix things up so please stop trying to spin this into something else. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1441 We need to talk. Can you slow down to puree for a minute? 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1442 It's funny. I came from a blended family, too. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1443 I knew making a dating profile on Blendr was a bad idea... 1.3333 0.04616 186 140 30 16
1444 Common mistake, I get his mail all the time. But I'm Edward Blenderface. 1.3314 0.04821 175 133 26 16
1445 You thought I was kidding when I said that seeing food always turns me on. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1446 Could you slow down, dear? This isn't fast food. 1.3313 0.04268 163 115 42 6
1447 This is not what I was expecting when I signed up for the company mixer. 1.3313 0.04927 163 123 26 14
1448 I was hoping you’d try solid food this evening. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
1449 So, your digestion has been better since the transplant? 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
1450 I know you’re supposed to chew your food 32 times before swallowing, but this is ridiculous. 1.3313 0.04850 163 122 28 13
1451 Yes, Nancy did mention you were from a blended family 1.3313 0.04850 163 122 28 13
1452 My late husband was an old smoothie. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
1453 I think the dating site misunderstood my desire to blend with someone. 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
1454 I know on your profile you said you blend in well with others but.... 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
1455 You're an idiot. It's on backwards. 1.3312 0.04981 157 118 26 13
1456 I think dental implants would have been more aesthetically pleasing. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1457 This conversation just keeps going in circles! 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1458 I’m getting mixed messages. 1.3312 0.04642 157 114 34 9
1459 You are related to Edward Scissorhands? 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1460 And they said you can’t find love on Grindr. 1.3312 0.04981 157 118 26 13
1461 Are you having mixed feelings about our relationship? 1.3312 0.05297 154 119 19 16
1462 Were you as surprised as I was by your DNA results? 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1463 That’s a stirring story. But you’ve whipped yourself up into purée. 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1464 Good God, I can't wait to get you into bed and set you at puree. 1.3311 0.04948 151 112 28 11
1465 It was so much easier talking to you when your eyes just glazed over. 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1466 I guess your dental plan wouldn't cover the implants. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1467 I know I said in my profile I wanted to mix things up, but I didn't think anyone would take it literally. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1468 So when you shared in your profile that you were a little mixed up you weren't speaking metaphorically? 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1469 I sense you're having mixed emotions about our relationship. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1470 I totally thought you meant something else by blended family. 1.3309 0.05245 139 104 24 11
1471 Where do you get your energy? 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1472 I don't want to get mixed up in this. 1.3309 0.05224 136 101 25 10
1473 It's so embarrassing. I wish you had worn your other jacket. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1474 Most people would have gone with false teeth. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1475 That's funny, I grew up in a blended family too 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1476 A penny for what's going around in that head of yours. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1477 In your profile you looked more like a Vitamix... 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1478 I’m sorry Dorothy, but the Mueller report just makes my head spin. 1.3308 0.05819 133 104 14 15
1479 No, to be frank Frank, you don’t blend in like you think. 1.3308 0.04859 133 95 32 6
1480 Frankly, I preferred your dentures. 1.3298 0.04636 188 143 28 17
1481 I hardly know what to say. My head is spinning. Not like yours though. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1482 I must admit I wasn’t sure what to expect when I got the email about the faculty mixer. 1.3293 0.04686 167 124 31 12
1483 I thought I'd give Tinder a try, but in reality, I'm more of a Grindr kind of guy. 1.3293 0.04977 164 125 24 15
1484 I think it really only makes it harder for you to blend in. 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
1485 I think you're trying too hard to blend in. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1486 So try chewing slowly and savoring for once. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1487 Do you have a pause button? 1.3292 0.04297 161 114 41 6
1488 I thought your profile said 'mixed race,' not 'mixed face.' 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1489 No problem. My ex-husband was part lawnmower." 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1490 I still find your story hard to swallow. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1491 You can take it off now - they've gone. 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1492 Look, I'm not ostracizing you. I just can't get mixed up with you right now. 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1493 This is the last time I get a date from Blendr. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1494 I'll grant you this--you're a smoothie. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1495 Any relation, Brian, to Edward Scissorhands? 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1496 I don't think we're a good blend. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1497 Yeah, I have mixed feelings. 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1498 I am not sure I am ready for a blended family. 1.3289 0.05008 152 114 26 12
1499 I'm really growing tired of your mixed messages. 1.3289 0.04989 149 111 27 11
1500 Would you please turn it to vibrate 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1501 I'm getting mixed signals. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1502 I meant to try Grindr, not Mixr. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1503 Maybe you should cut back on watching cable news. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1504 Your Blendr profile was so accurate." 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1505 Stop looking so nervous. Just try to blend in. 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
1506 So this is your favorite setting... 1.3288 0.04773 146 106 32 8
1507 Digestive enzymes would have been an easier solution, Harold. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1508 So, how long have you been on grinder? 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1509 Your profile indicated that you were blender neutral and I'm okay with that. 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1510 I love how ideas just pour out of you. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1511 You're not blending in, here. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1512 John, I can't take your mixed signals any longer. 1.3286 0.05012 140 103 28 9
1513 Can you at least try chewing? 1.3286 0.05114 140 104 26 10
1514 I guess I thought “Blender” was an actual dating site 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1515 Haha yeah, all I’m saying is that if you’ve got a type b electrical outlet under that dress than we might be able to make this work 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1516 Do you remember your setting the night we met? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1517 Well yes, you DO blend right in, but... 1.3285 0.05294 137 103 23 11
1518 When I said I wanted to mix things up, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3282 0.05358 131 98 23 10
1519 I'm looking for Mr. Right not Mr. Coffee. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1520 So how many speeds do you have? 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1521 My last boyfriend was a toaster oven. He was a real hothead. 1.3282 0.04900 131 94 31 6
1522 I’m sorry, did you say “three speeds” or “special needs?” 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1523 So what exactly is the difference between "whip" and "liquefy" 1.3280 0.05539 125 94 21 10
1524 Why do you always twist my words? 1.3279 0.05390 122 90 24 8
1525 Still processing your work day? 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1526 Is it too soon to ask what our kids will look like? 1.3276 0.04402 174 127 37 10
1527 I want you to know that my intentions are puree. 1.3276 0.04248 174 125 41 8
1528 I'm not the one who's mixed up, dear. 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
1529 You're just an old smoothy, aren't you. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1530 I can never tell what's going round in your head. 1.3270 0.04232 159 112 42 5
1531 Actually, you're starting to grate on me. 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
1532 Harold, you've taken your need to blend in a little too far. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
1533 Have you tried meditation? 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
1534 Why don't you switch off the smooth talk and give it to me raw. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1535 It looks like you have mixed feelings about me. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1536 I picked this quiet setting so we could talk 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1537 Can't you go anywhere without getting juiced? 1.3268 0.05065 153 116 24 13
1538 You're just not up to speed, Albert. 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1539 But I bought the Cuisinart long before I met you.” 1.3267 0.05393 150 117 17 16
1540 You look shaken. 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1541 True, your profile did say you blend in well. 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
1542 Don't get so dramatic... I just want you to chew your food properly. 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1543 I'm ready to take this relationship from "chop" to "puree" 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1544 I'm done mixing. I'm leaving you for a slow cooker. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1545 You were wrong. You don't blend in at all. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1546 Pass it to me under the table so that we don't draw attention! 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1547 Can't you just blend in for once? 1.3264 0.05105 144 108 25 11
1548 You're a smoothie,I'll give you that. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1549 I find that mixing it up on a first date keeps things interesting. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1550 You’re not blending in. 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1551 Look , I don't want to mince words or anything else with you. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1552 So, was it rough growing up in a blended family? 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1553 So how did you end up becoming a bartender? 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1554 its obvious that you view me with mixed emotions 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1555 Not exactly what I meant, when I said to try and blend in. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1556 I guess I’m one of those gentlemen who prefer blends. 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
1557 Well, I interpreted it differently when you said on the dating site that my picture made your head spin. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1558 It’s obvious your mind is somewhere else. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
1559 Okay, so your profile did say you were into juicing... 1.3256 0.05410 129 97 22 10
1560 You plan on getting juiced tonight? 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1561 Frank, I think your winning the Appliance Salesperson of the Year Award has gone to your head. 1.3254 0.05384 126 94 23 9
1562 Don't take this the wrong way, but you look a little different than your profile picture. 1.3254 0.04890 126 90 31 5
1563 So, your mother was the toaster? 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1564 I wish you would try harder to blend in. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1565 So your mother was a dish washer or dishwasher? 1.3252 0.04836 163 123 27 13
1566 It must be tough to blend in. 1.3252 0.04596 163 120 33 10
1567 Why yes, I would love a margarita. 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1568 What do you mean you did your own circumcision? 1.3248 0.05129 157 121 21 15
1569 I'm afraid I'm just not ready to be in a blended family. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
1570 I can hear what you’re thinking. 1.3248 0.05129 157 121 21 15
1571 You whir saying...? 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
1572 I'm looking for someone who isn't afraid to unplug. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
1573 Really? THAT makes your head spin? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
1574 I'm sorry, you just remind me too much of my mother. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1575 Ok, so you're a little mixed up. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1576 Your profile , touting your ability to blend in, is a bit misleading. 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1577 Tom, you old smoothie. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1578 No, I won't take your lid off! 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
1579 Would you mind turning that off; I can't understand a word you're saying! 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1580 No, thanks. I prefer to chew and swallow. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1581 On the rocks would have been fine. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1582 Yeah, so I think it's perfect that you put your own spin on everything....really. 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1583 Oh, listen to me go on and on. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1584 I hate it when you make noise when you chew. 1.3243 0.05182 148 113 22 13
1585 No, I would not like another margarita 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1586 So, your ad mentioned you like Pina Coladas?” 1.3241 0.04882 145 107 29 9
1587 I’m just trying to blend in. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1588 I still think implants would have been the better choice. 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
1589 No. I'm not really surprised. I read on your profile that you work as a spin doctor. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1590 I can see you have mixed feelings 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1591 You're quite the smoothie talker. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
1592 No, the constant whirring doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the lying that I can’t stand. 1.3239 0.04746 142 103 32 7
1593 Well, I'm not surprised. They did warn me that you were a real smoothie. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1594 No, it's not me who's mixed up. It's definitely you. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1595 Are you sure you don't need utensils? 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1596 I don’t know that I can ignore the problems of a blended family! 1.3235 0.05411 136 104 20 12
1597 How was the salad? 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1598 Is that REALLY the only way you can eat your vegetables? 1.3235 0.04222 170 122 41 7
1599 I’ve told you before, I can’t understand you on purée. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
1600 I'm getting a mixed message from you. 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1601 Honestly, Frank, blending in with the crowd doesn't have to be so difficult. 1.3232 0.04051 164 115 45 4
1602 You look more like a food processor in your photo. 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
1603 This was not what I expected when you called yourself a "Sunbeam" in your profile. 1.3230 0.04629 161 119 32 10
1604 I can tell your agitated. 1.3230 0.04281 161 115 40 6
1605 I’m nervous to tell my parents we met on Blendr. 1.3230 0.04874 161 122 26 13
1606 Well, at least you don't have to floss. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
1607 I did say I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.3228 0.04858 127 91 31 5
1608 On second thought, I'd prefer watching you chew with your mouth open. 1.3228 0.04774 158 118 29 11
1609 I can’t get a whirred in edgewise. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1610 Aren’t you tired of the same old grind ? 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1611 You're too mixed up. I'm leaving you for the toaster 1.3228 0.05256 158 124 17 17
1612 I said I wanted to date a smooth operator, not a smoothie operator. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1613 Oh dear, it sounds like you chipped a blade on an olive pit. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1614 So, how long have you been a blender? 1.3226 0.05173 155 120 20 15
1615 Well what did you expect when we met on blndr 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1616 It's the straw, isn't it? 1.3226 0.05091 155 119 22 14
1617 Don't be so upset . . . I didn't say "foreplay"! I said "frappe" . . . 1.3224 0.05164 152 117 21 14
1618 Just eat the burger, Frank. All this juicing is really going to your head. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1619 Darth Vader could breathe and talk at the same time. 1.3221 0.05410 149 117 16 16
1620 I prefer to chew my food. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1621 You look so different from your profile picture. 1.3221 0.05325 149 116 18 15
1622 It’s over. I’m dating an InstaPot 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1623 I've never dated a Ninja before. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1624 I'm sorry there must have been a mix-up. 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1625 So you say you’re from a blendered family? 1.3219 0.04655 146 106 33 7
1626 Why do you always have to stir things up? 1.3218 0.04752 174 133 26 15
1627 You're not as smooth as you think. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1628 Don’t blame the waiter, Jay. You’re the one who mixed up the order. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1629 You ever go to sleep at night and feel like your head is just spinning? 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
1630 I thought you were a different kind of ninja. 1.3217 0.05214 143 109 22 12
1631 I'm having mixed feelings about where this is going 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
1632 It's nice that I make your head spin, but then, so does fruit and yogurt 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1633 You really have a knack for putting a spin on everything I say 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1634 It was bad enough when you parsed everything I said, but pureeing is too much. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1635 Why do you have to be "on" all the time? 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1636 This is the problem right here, you keep sending mixed signals. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1637 Mother thinks you spend too much time in the kitchen" 1.3214 0.04994 140 104 27 9
1638 You really know how to put your own 'spin' on things ! 1.3212 0.04211 165 118 41 6
1639 Well - it's difficult, but I have to tell you: I've been seeing a lot of the InstaPot, and I think I'm falling in love... 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1640 Make up your mind, John. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1641 Ed ‘you are what you eat!!’ Seriously. ..Lay off the processed food ! 1.3212 0.05377 137 105 20 12
1642 You look exactly how I feel. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1643 I've never dated a mixologist before. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1644 No matter what spin you put on it, the answer is still no. 1.3210 0.04435 162 118 36 8
1645 I understand. I come from a blended family too. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
1646 No, my name is Brenda. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1647 If you could have any superpower, what would it be? 1.3209 0.05565 134 104 17 13
1648 I'm sorry, you must have me mixed up with someone else. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1649 Not what I expected at the blind date mixer 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1650 So, do I get the Piña Colada from you or the waiter? 1.3208 0.04578 159 117 33 9
1651 I heard you were a mixer, but didn’t realize you blended so well 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
1652 Is it that hard to eat your words? 1.3207 0.04430 184 138 33 13
1653 Psst - this may send you haywire but I was anticipating a mixer, not a blender. 1.3206 0.05227 131 98 24 9
1654 I had a completely different idea when you said you came from a blended family. 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
1655 By this time of night, my mind also turns to mush. 1.3200 0.04264 150 106 40 4
1656 Relax, its not a plastic straw. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
1657 Monica was right. You’re a real smoothie. 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
1658 Sorry. Lately I feel very mixed up. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
1659 This is not what I meant by writing that I was interested in a whirlwind romance. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1660 Thank you, I can chew my own food. 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
1661 It’s not that I mind how you eat, I just don’t like to watch it. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
1662 You meet the most interesting people on Blendr. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1663 I thought she said she met you at a mixer. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1664 Do you snore? 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1665 I just thought we could mix things up a little tonight 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1666 I like my men shaken, not stirred. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1667 I push your buttons!#/? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
1668 Easter. Not Oster. 1.3195 0.04471 169 125 34 10
1669 So you can eat anything as long as it's cut into appropriately sized cubes? 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
1670 Have you considered a knife and fork? 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
1671 '"I wish you would try to blend in." 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1672 Let me guess. You can't get your head around it? 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1673 I can see you've got mixed feelings for me 1.3194 0.04479 144 103 36 5
1674 Jim, I think you're taking this liquid diet a little too far. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1675 I'm sorry, Andy. You're just too mixed up for me. 1.3193 0.04683 166 125 29 12
1676 I told you not to use the pulse setting in public, Roger. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
1677 Are you telling me you have mixed feelings? 1.3191 0.05164 141 107 23 11
1678 I can see you have mixed feelings for me, but maybe you could give it a whirl. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1679 When it comes to small talk, you sure are a smoothie. 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
1680 Can you keep it on low? You're embarrassing me. 1.3191 0.05261 141 108 21 12
1681 Well, I WAS warned you were a real smoothie! 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
1682 So you say your parents met at the laundromat? 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
1683 Are you alright, Greg? You seem a bit shaken up. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
1684 I guess I'm just looking for a more solid commitment. 1.3188 0.05037 138 103 26 9
1685 While I appreciate the margarita, I don't think we're a match. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1686 Why can't you just use a straw? 1.3188 0.04482 138 98 36 4
1687 Honey you're embarrassing me, take it down to a puree" 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
1688 Well t there's no reason to go straight to liquefy. 1.3188 0.05243 138 105 22 11
1689 So that was what you meant when your profile said that you were a "a mover and a shaker." 1.3188 0.04377 160 116 37 7
1690 So where are you on the frappé/purée spectrum? 1.3188 0.04377 160 116 37 7
1691 Stop twisting my words. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
1692 Honestly, I thought you said you were going on a 'bender'. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
1693 I'm having second thoughts about a blended family. 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
1694 My old boyfriend would always chew with his lid open. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
1695 Would it offend you if I said that I didn't like smoothies? 1.3185 0.05428 135 104 19 12
1696 I love you Don, but do you really think a blended family would work? 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
1697 I'm sorry - am I giving you too much information for a first date? 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1698 I'm sorry Charles, but this relationship isn't going to work. I already have a blender. 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
1699 Having mixed feelings about our date? 1.3185 0.04522 157 115 34 8
1700 I can't talk to you when you're pulsating. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1701 What is that you are Waring? 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
1702 What’s wrong honey? Lately I think your head is somewhere else. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1703 You look different in the Infomercial. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1704 I'm sorry Becky, my feelings are just all mixed up right now. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1705 Why do you mix, puree, or emulsify everything I say? 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1706 You seem a whole lot happier since you cut the cord. 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
1707 You’re mixed up. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1708 I'm sorry if I seem surprised. I thought my friend told me your ancestors were Shakers. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1709 Conversation with you has become such a grind. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
1710 I promise you, you are blending in just fine... 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1711 So, you chose this over a feeding tube? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1712 We have to talk. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1713 I don't know, Jim. Becoming a blended family is a big step, and I'll just have to think about it. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1714 Do you always have to use "Pulse" in public? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1715 I met my first wife at a mixer. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1716 I thought I would be having dinner with the other Wolf Blitzer. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
1717 When I said I wanted to take things to the next level, I didn’t mean frappe. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1718 I didn't think my opinion would make your head spin. 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
1719 Exactly how are you related to Fred Waring? 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
1720 This is moving at too variable a speed for me. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
1721 Was the surgery painful? 1.3175 0.05243 126 94 24 8
1722 This date is making my head spin too. 1.3174 0.04659 167 126 29 12
1723 I didn't know you had mixed feelings about us! 1.3174 0.04421 167 123 35 9
1724 Honestly, you're Waring me out . . . . 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1725 Maybe you should go back to your dentures. 1.3172 0.05151 145 111 22 12
1726 How could I turn you down? You’re such a smoothie. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1727 Just makes your head spin, doesn't it? 1.3172 0.04453 145 104 36 5
1728 I just like to make my own Margaritas, that's all. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1729 This is not the kind of mixer I had in mind. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1730 It may not be the most attractive solution but it's a lot cheaper than implants and it seems to be improving my sleep apnea as well. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
1731 You seem a little shaken up. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1732 I just wish I could unplug more often. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1733 I've grown accustomed to your face, but that constant whirring noise is still a relationship breaker for me. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
1734 Well,okay,your profile did say you were quite the smoothie. 1.3171 0.04638 164 123 30 11
1735 So, what keeps you going? 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1736 So...you are still juicing, I see. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1737 Well when you said reconstructive surgery I.... 1.3169 0.04934 142 106 27 9
1738 I must have misread your profile. I thought you were from a “blended” family. 1.3168 0.04939 161 124 23 14
1739 The very idea! It just makes your head spin, doesn't it? 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1740 You did say you wanted a man who could make margaritas. 1.3165 0.04683 139 101 32 6
1741 Maybe we should ask for the head waiter? 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
1742 I’m don’t blend well, but I am a good mixer. 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
1743 Usually they frown upon bringing in outside beverages. 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
1744 You seem to be mixing your metaphors... 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
1745 You should have opted for gastric bypass surgery instead. 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
1746 ...it's just I swore your profile said you were from a "mixed" family. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1747 Why are you surprised? My dating profile clearly said my heritage was mixed. 1.3162 0.05081 136 102 25 9
1748 Just how mixed up are your feelings about me? 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1749 This guy has one setting. 1.3162 0.04862 136 100 29 7
1750 Chew with your mouth closed, Jerry" 1.3161 0.05076 155 120 21 14
1751 Honestly...everyone is staring! Put it on the 'low' setting...and don't get ice in your drinks from now on! 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
1752 So what was it like growing up in blended family? 1.3161 0.04993 155 119 23 13
1753 Honey you look shaken. 1.3161 0.04908 155 118 25 12
1754 I guess you never made a fuss when your peas touched your potatoes. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
1755 Are you still suffering from those dizzy spells? 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1756 You weren't kidding when you wrote "mush for brains" on your dating profile 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1757 I'm sorry, I just don't think you have your head screwed on straight. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1758 It's not going to work out. You're always mixing things up. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1759 I didn’t think you’d be so shaken, it was just a fling. 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
1760 Nod if I should push the Heimlich button. 1.3158 0.04420 152 110 36 6
1761 So this is what you meant when you said you came from a blended family 1.3158 0.04707 152 113 30 9
1762 I'm sorry Steve, ever since my doctor said no more frozen margaritas, I no longer find you attractive. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1763 But why don't you just order soup?? 1.3158 0.04977 152 116 24 12
1764 Don't worry, I get more interesting once I add a little alcohol. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1765 I can’t get Margaritaville out of my head. 1.3158 0.04518 152 111 34 7
1766 Where does it come out? 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
1767 I'm not so sure it's an improvement over your dentures. 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
1768 You seem so mixed up 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1769 The last few days were magical, but I’m not ready for a blended family 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1770 I shouldn’t say this but you remind me of my ex. You might have heard of him, Mr. Coffee. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1771 You are mixed up. Aren't you? 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1772 Blender? I hardly know her. 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
1773 This isn't working out for me. Talking to you makes my head spin. 1.3154 0.05572 130 101 17 12
1774 It certainly was cheaper than the dental work. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1775 It's a five star restaurant for heaven's sake, choose blend, not liquify! 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1776 I wanted to blend in. 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
1777 Believe me, this is better than dentures. 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
1778 How did you get so mixed up? 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
1779 When I asked you to blend in, this is not what I had in mind” 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
1780 I feel my life is spinning out of control 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1781 You really aren't like the other guys. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
1782 Sometimes, I just don’t know what you’re thinking 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
1783 Your three wishes could have used spellcheck. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
1784 Whatever is going on inside that head of yours is all mixed up 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1785 I'm sorry, I'm just looking for more of an immersion blender kind of guy. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
1786 Turn it off now, you're blending in just fine. 1.3147 0.04904 143 107 27 9
1787 You’ve been on Agitate mode ever since I ordered my Margarita on the rocks 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1788 I hate these social mixers. 1.3147 0.05291 143 111 19 13
1789 You're not what I expected from a Grindr date. 1.3146 0.04659 178 137 26 15
1790 I see you have MIXED feelings about me" 1.3145 0.05767 124 97 15 12
1791 You and your damn liquid diet. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
1792 Sorry, I just get so spun up when people push my buttons. 1.3145 0.04648 159 119 30 10
1793 And why should I believe you're not like the other smoothies I've dated? 1.3145 0.04562 159 118 32 9
1794 I’m not a fan of mixers 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1795 I said I was sorry I ordered the milkshake; can't you drop it? 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1796 I feel that our conversations just go around and around. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1797 Why can’t you just chew like a normal person? 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1798 Steak a little tough? 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1799 I'm mixed up, too... 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1800 It might have been better if you just had your teeth fixed. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
1801 I prefer men with a juicer. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
1802 No thanks, I'll cut up my own meat. 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1803 That's not what I meant when I told you you should blend in 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1804 Blah, blah, blah. You and your mixed feelings. 1.3139 0.05258 137 105 21 11
1805 You're a little mixed up, aren't you? 1.3137 0.04948 153 117 24 12
1806 The margaritas are on me! 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1807 I thought you were kidding when you said you were worried about blending in. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1808 I can see those wheels turning. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
1809 I don't think it was the waiter who mixed up your order. 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
1810 I thought your profile said you were from a ‘blended’ family. 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1811 I know a little about blended families myself 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
1812 Can you stop being so "on" all the time? 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1813 I thought you'd be on Grindr 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1814 So, "blenderhead'" isn't a nickname? 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1815 How long have you had mixed feelings about us? 1.3133 0.04647 150 111 31 8
1816 I see you’re still trying to process my pregnancy news. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1817 I thought we met on Tinder, not Blender. 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
1818 Oh, so you're a Cuisinartist. 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
1819 Im sorry, but your friend left out the blender head part. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1820 So I chew each mouthful a hundred times. I don't appreciate sarcasm. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1821 So, I understand you come from a blended family. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
1822 Do you have a smoother setting? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1823 "I just want to know if you love me. How much longer do you need to process? 1.3130 0.04976 131 97 27 7
1824 I can't understand a word you're saying when you're on puree... 1.3129 0.05181 147 114 20 13
1825 Let’s break the ice. 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1826 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push all our buttons. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1827 Your profile did say that you could get my juice flowing. 1.3129 0.05181 147 114 20 13
1828 I might understand you better if you stay on the chop setting. 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1829 Frankly, I was expecting a little more from the A.I. community. 1.3129 0.04648 163 123 29 11
1830 Honestly, sometimes I can't tell if your shredding or pureeing. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1831 Why on earth would you take 'mush for brains' literally, Fred? 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1832 Your dating app profile said you like to mix things up. 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
1833 You said you had a blended family? 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1834 Can you please chew quietly? 1.3125 0.04952 160 124 22 14
1835 This wasn't the mixer I had in mind. 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
1836 My last appliance was a toaster...... he was a real “hot head”. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
1837 I think you’re processing what I’m saying very well! 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1838 You realize that straw will end up in the ocean. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1839 To be honest l thought your profile said you grew up in a blended family 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1840 Did you consider dental implants? 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1841 I guess that I misunderstood when you said that you enjoy blending in. 1.3125 0.05070 144 110 23 11
1842 Sorry dear... This whole lifetime guarantee thing isn't working out. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
1843 You're giving me a lot of mixed signals. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1844 It's not you, Lucy, it's me. I just feel so mixed-up inside! 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
1845 I feel great, except for the tinnitus. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
1846 When I asked you to wear something that would blend in, this isn't exactly what I had in mind... 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
1847 You had me at Puree. 1.3121 0.04683 157 118 29 10
1848 John, I'm sensing that you have mixed feelings. 1.3121 0.04505 157 116 33 8
1849 I don’t subscribe to traditional gender roles; I’m very comfortable in the kitchen. 1.3121 0.04854 157 120 25 12
1850 I was hoping for a quiet dinner 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
1851 I don't know why it's quite such an obsession to blend in everywhere. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
1852 Open the lid, I can't hear you. 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
1853 To be fair, we've both been sending mixed signals. 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
1854 Please stop whining. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1855 All the girls in the office said you were a bit of a smoothie. 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
1856 I get that question all the time and, honestly, it's not as much of a problem as you might think. 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
1857 I thought I’d meet more people at a mixer. 1.3120 0.04875 125 91 29 5
1858 You've let this health drink thing go to your head. 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
1859 Why can's you chew like everyone else? 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
1860 Sorry if I'm a little awkward. This is my first Blendr date. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
1861 This is perfect since I can't stand the sound of chewing 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
1862 She ended things after our first kiss. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
1863 Must you go on? 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
1864 Oh, I misunderstood. You said MASTICATOR. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
1865 All I said was, “Please don’t talk with your mouth full.” 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
1866 Once you're done thinking, can you pour us the drinks? 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1867 Well, you also make my head spin ! 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
1868 No, I won’t sleep with you - but IF you really are Donald Trump, it would explain a lot of things! 1.3116 0.05423 138 108 17 13
1869 I really wish you'd just get a set of dentures. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1870 I think there's been a bit of a mix up. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1871 I wish you would just take a laxative like everyone else. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
1872 I thought you said you were from a BLENDED family. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
1873 That frozen daquiri went straight to my head. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
1874 It’s my tie, isn’t it? 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
1875 Let's go somewhere louder after this. 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
1876 I understand you come from a blended family? 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
1877 Could you not pulse during the entree? 1.3108 0.04968 148 113 24 11
1878 Actually, I don’t like pina coladas OR getting caught in the rain. 1.3108 0.04683 148 110 30 8
1879 Well yes your profile did say you were a mixologist but I thought you meant it as more of a profession." 1.3108 0.04378 148 107 36 5
1880 ...and so after another horrible Tinder date, I thought I'd try Blender. 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
1881 Sorry, I don't swallow on the first date. 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
1882 I have mixed feelings about you. 1.3106 0.04338 161 118 36 7
1883 Actually, you DON'T blend in. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
1884 Burgers for our 10th anniversary? Don’t even try to smooth talk your way out of this one, Max. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1885 Yes Mr. Mixer there is a lot to be said for you. However, I was hoping the dating agency would match me up with Mr. Vibrator. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
1886 "I don't kiss on the first date. 1.3101 0.04827 158 121 25 12
1887 ...so,everyone calls you Mr. Smoothie? 1.3101 0.04390 158 116 35 7
1888 Just what did your ad mean by 'blended family'? 1.3101 0.05138 129 97 24 8
1889 Uh, no thanks, I really don't think I'm ready to push your "Liquify" button. 1.3099 0.04565 171 130 29 12
1890 You’re soooo mixed up lately! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1891 When you said you just wanted to blend in, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
1892 No wonder you have mixed emotions. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1893 Most just chew their food 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
1894 Well, I chew each bite 32 thousand times before swallowing. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
1895 I told you not to go to Tijuana for your gastro-bypass surgery. 1.3099 0.05306 142 111 18 13
1896 I like Sir Mix-a-Lot too! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1897 I’m just saying it’s funny that my name is Brenda! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
1898 When they said this was a mixer I didn't expect... 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1899 The site of our first date. You old smoothie. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1900 You're mixed up? What about me? 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1901 Do you have to do that in public? 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1902 Who turned you on? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
1903 When I read that you blend in well, I could not have seen this" 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
1904 Stop trying to blend in 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
1905 Don’t be so dramatic George, we can just ask for cutlery! 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
1906 Why wouldn't I assume that the text invitation was an autocorrect error for 'blind date' ? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
1907 I take it you are from a blended family. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
1908 I identify more as a bread maker. 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
1909 Don't worry honey, you're blending right in. 1.3092 0.04871 152 116 25 11
1910 This was your idea of a quiet setting? 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
1911 Yes, this is my first blend date. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
1912 I understood you to say you were from a 'blended' family! 1.3092 0.04595 152 113 31 8
1913 I want a divorce. I can no longer stomach your machinations. 1.3091 0.04985 165 130 19 16
1914 It's all been such a whirl 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
1915 I have to say you use filters very effectiveley on your tinder picture 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
1916 I feel like I'm getting mixed messages from you. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
1917 For once in your life, Jim, just cut the spin. 1.3087 0.04457 149 109 34 6
1918 You’re constantly mixing up what I say 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
1919 Honestly Herb, could you please chew more quietly? 1.3087 0.04752 149 112 28 9
1920 Yeah, watching too much Fox News will do that to you. 1.3087 0.05030 149 115 22 12
1921 I misunderstood when you said you had a head for mixed drinks. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
1922 Don't worry. You'll blend in just fine. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
1923 You're too mixed up for me. 1.3086 0.03943 175 126 44 5
1924 So that's why your personal ad said you like to blend in. 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1925 So you were raised in a blended family? 1.3083 0.04795 133 98 29 6
1926 Take a sip of water....it might help. 1.3083 0.05027 133 100 25 8
1927 Can't you see you're wasting away in Margaritaville? 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
1928 How do you like this settting? 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
1929 So you stick to processed foods? 1.3082 0.04299 146 105 37 4
1930 I'd prefer you go back to chewing every mouthful 32 times before swallowing. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
1931 When you said let's mix it up a bit, I had a different image. 1.3082 0.04084 159 114 41 4
1932 ...but the thing is... you can eat whatever you want. 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
1933 I'm leaving you for a Thermomix. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
1934 When you said you were a real smoothie I thought you were joking. 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
1935 There you go, mixing metaphors again! 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
1936 It's great you can blend, grind, mince and chop — but I only wanted a man who can stir fry. 1.3077 0.04325 156 114 36 6
1937 So... what is your mother like? 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
1938 When I wrote in my profile that I was open to a blended family, I had something else in mind. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
1939 For starters, I don't do it counter clockwise on the first date. 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
1940 So Oscar, You were from a blended family? 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
1941 It sounds like you're saying that you have mixed feelings for me?" 1.3072 0.04278 153 111 37 5
1942 What are your hobbies, besides juicing? 1.3072 0.04570 153 114 31 8
1943 Honey, this is not what I meant by "Try to blend in"! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1944 What’s that you’re Waring? 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
1945 Not to be rude, but you looked way different in your photos on the app. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1946 Could it just be ADHD? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
1947 ...so they never found your head. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
1948 Your profile didn't mention your blended family. 1.3071 0.05304 127 97 21 9
1949 I thought this app was called Grindr! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1950 Will you stop looking around the room and pay me some attention. 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
1951 Don't look shocked, everyone says that I blend in." 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
1952 Would dentures really have been all that bad? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
1953 Perhaps you should get those dental implants. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
1954 A penny for your sauce. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
1955 Not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted someone who blends well with others. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
1956 Well, they just told me it was a mixer. 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
1957 When you said you really felt like a Margarita, I thought you either wanted a cocktail, or were coming out as a woman! 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
1958 How long were you on the liquid diet? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
1959 I think you'll blend injust fine. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
1960 We're just at different settings right now. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
1961 It's not so bad. My last boyfriend was a peckerhead. 1.3066 0.05340 137 107 18 12
1962 You're giving me mixed signals. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
1963 A blended family is not what I had in mind. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
1964 What was it like growing up in a blended family? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1965 This is not what I meant when I said I thought we should mix things up 1.3061 0.04691 147 110 29 8
1966 You're quite the smooth operator 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
1967 Just turn yourself to off and serve me a daiquiri. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
1968 I've always been a good mixer. How about you? 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
1969 I do appreciate a man who's helpful in the kitchen. 1.3061 0.04275 147 106 37 4
1970 I can tell when you're upset, Dan. 1.3061 0.04885 147 112 25 10
1971 Like I said in my profile, I like to mix things up. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
1972 What do you mean you don't vote? 1.3060 0.05425 134 105 17 12
1973 You're making my head spin. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
1974 Your dating profile said that you, "like to mix it up". 1.3058 0.04671 121 87 31 3
1975 Oh Marty, do you have to put a spin on everything? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1976 I know. I get that feeling too when I forget my meds. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1977 I’ll ask for another straw. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1978 I didn't realize you came from a blended family, too. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1979 But Ashley, I recall your profile saying open to a blended family? 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1980 I know on the dating app I said I wanted a blended family, but maybe I need to rethink this... 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1981 I was hoping to smooth things out tonight. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
1982 Well, personally, I have very mixed emotions on the issue. But you wouldn't understand that, would you? 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
1983 I have mixed feeling about that. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
1984 I like to mix it up a bit, you know? 1.3053 0.04953 131 98 26 7
1985 I can see why you love dating mixers. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1986 Method acting is fine, Mark, but you don’t have to BE the shake to drink one. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1987 You don’t seem like other men. 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
1988 As usual, you have everything mixed up. 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
1989 Blenderhead is Marvel, not DC. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
1990 My head is spinning too. 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
1991 How would I have known that being invited to a mixer would turn out like this? 1.3050 0.04606 141 104 31 6
1992 I can see you have mixed feelings about this relationship 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1993 I'm more of a single malt girl. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1994 WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP! 1.3050 0.05127 141 109 21 11
1995 You are one mixed up dude. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1996 I'm sorry. I assumed this gathering was more of a mixer event. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
1997 Sure you can chop. But I need someone who can frappe and liquify. 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
1998 Would you think it too forward of me if I asked for a picture of your dick? 1.3049 0.04688 164 126 26 12
1999 For the hundredth time, no. A frozen margarita would not hit the spot right now. 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2000 Answer me! Don't just shake your head. 1.3049 0.04608 164 125 28 11
2001 Why do you have to mix everything up? 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2002 So how long have you been on your juice cleanse? 1.3046 0.05146 151 119 18 14
2003 You really are mixed up! 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
2004 Your profile said you like to mix things up, but I had no idea you were so committed. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2005 Jesus Harry. That's not what I meant when I told you to blend in. 1.3046 0.04972 151 117 22 12
2006 You had me at 'VRVRRVRChzzzz' 1.3046 0.04791 151 115 26 10
2007 I think it's inappropriate to ask me to drop the food in your head, particularly on a first date. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2008 You could have just ordered the bisque.... 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2009 I must have a type. My last boyfriend was Eraserhead. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2010 Its cheaper than dentures. 1.3043 0.04666 161 123 27 11
2011 John, I love the way you multitask and process at the same time. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2012 Slow down, I can’t understand what you’re saying. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2013 Cindy said you were handy in the kitchen. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2014 There must be some kind of mix up 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2015 Must you always get a buzz on before dinner? 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2016 Honestly, every time I bring up where our relationship is going you go all frappe on me. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2017 Frankly, you're starting to grate on my nerves. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2018 Don´t stir at me like this! 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
2019 Must you chew so loudly? 1.3038 0.04811 158 122 24 12
2020 When they said this was a mixer, I didn’t take it literally 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2021 Your profile says you are a mover and shaker. 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2022 Oh, I do a mix of things. 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
2023 Have you tried chewing with your blade on pulse instead of purée? 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2024 I told you to wear something to blend in! 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2025 Honey, no matter how hard you try, you'll never blend in. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2026 ' I'm having mixed feelings about our relationship' 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
2027 After months of internet dating, they all seemed to blend together 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2028 I'm sorry, but guys who are too smooth make me suspicious 1.3032 0.04789 155 119 25 11
2029 Honey, it's not polite to speak with your blender full. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2030 Dearest, could you please chew more quietly? 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
2031 Am I right that you're a foodie? 1.3032 0.04132 155 112 39 4
2032 In the personal ad you said you were a Ninja. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2033 Eating out was more fun before you started juicing... 1.3032 0.04876 155 120 23 12
2034 I was hoping you were more of a juicer. 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
2035 I have to admit I thought "Blender Head" meant something like "Parrot Head" or "Dead Head". 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2036 Honey, I think you turn me on. 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
2037 Does the doctor have any idea what's causing your headaches? 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2038 Yes, you really do have Braun eyes, don't you...? 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2039 This is what I get for swiping right on Blender. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2040 I wish you wouldn't mix your metaphors 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2041 When you said you were a blender on match.com, I had no idea 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
2042 So every time we kiss, I get a free drink? 1.3026 0.05030 152 119 20 13
2043 I disagree - Your profile photo does do you justice. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2044 Shake? No, I said I wanted a BREAK in our relationship! 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
2045 When your profile said you were a processor, I envisioned something different... 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2046 I don't care how hard you try, you're never going to blend in. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2047 Sheila said you were a Smoothie operator. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
2048 Smooth, real smooth. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
2049 They say the secret of blending in is not trying too hard. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
2050 Thank you for having lunch with me. I’ve been feeling ostracized! 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
2051 Your profile said you were a real smoothie. 1.3025 0.04558 162 123 29 10
2052 I'm sorry. I can't tell you anything about my childhood; it's all a blur. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2053 Trump has everyone's head spinning, Harry. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
2054 Unfortunately, this is the only relationship I've had that's lived up to its lifetime guarantee. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
2055 You're quite the smoothie aren't you! 1.3022 0.05172 139 108 20 11
2056 I cannot wait to see your 23 and me results! 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2057 You look like your head is spinning 1.3022 0.04410 139 101 34 4
2058 I had a different kind of whirlwind relationship in mind 1.3020 0.04437 149 110 33 6
2059 I just miss the way you whir. 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
2060 I just don't think I could deal with a mixed marriage. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2061 I know my story may be hard to digest. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2062 How about using your fork, instead? 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2063 I'm open to the idea of a blended family. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2064 I know you're mixed up, John, but I can't be the one to fix you. 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
2065 Your photo on Match.com looked younger. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2066 I don’t frappé but I do enjoy the occasional pulse. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2067 Oh my God, I thought it said Speed Eating... 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
2068 will you please stop grinding your teeth? 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
2069 What's wrong? I thought you said this place was just your speed." 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
2070 Do you attend many social mixers? 1.3014 0.04278 146 106 36 4
2071 I don't think we should see each other again, Mr. Waring. 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
2072 I'm not sure I'm ready for a blended family. 1.3014 0.05177 146 115 18 13
2073 When you mentioned a blended family in you profile, I thought... 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2074 I'm one less appliance you'll have to put on our wedding registry. 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2075 I'm so glad we met at the mixer. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
2076 When Betty invited me to a singles mixer, this isn't quite what I had in mind. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
2077 This is a fine dining restaurant. Where's your tie? 1.3013 0.05016 156 123 19 14
2078 I just have a lot of mixed emotions right now. 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2079 Calm down - your pulse is going crazy. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2080 First dates usually go pretty smoothly for me. 1.3012 0.04639 166 128 26 12
2081 When you said in your dating profile you were looking to start a "blended family", this isn't what I pictured. 1.3008 0.05282 123 94 21 8
2082 I didn't believe them when they said you were a real smoothie. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2083 I told you not to cancel your dental insurance. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2084 ‘You didn’t mention this on your Tinder profile.’ 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2085 Let's mix things up a bit. 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
2086 I'm fine with a blended family. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2087 No, that doesn't turn me on. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2088 Do you have to make so much noise chewing? 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
2089 Since when did a smoothie become your answer for everything? 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
2090 Do you meet a lot of women on Craigslist 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2091 I feel like you keep sending me mixed signals. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
2092 That first sip of wine always gets my head spinning... 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2093 I used to date a juicer. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2094 Since you seem to like options, here are several to choose from before I walk away: a) I'm not into whirlwind romance. b) That's not what "blended family" means. c) "you have my head spinning" is the cheesiest line I've ever heard. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
2095 Thank goodness the daily grind is over 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
2096 Oh no, that's not why they call me 'Mr. Smoothie'... 1.3006 0.04777 163 127 23 13
2097 I thought you would be stirring, but you're an old smoothie. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
2098 I admit it was a lot of fun when we met in college, but these days you just don't know when to shut it off. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2099 Must you purée everything I say? 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2100 But I do need a straw. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2101 That's not what I meant when I said, "blend in". 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2102 They tell me you are quite the smoothie 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2103 I know you said you were mixed up but I never expected this 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
2104 Don’t deny it... you’ve just come off another weekend blender. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2105 Just once, try chewing your food! 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2106 You are such a smooth talker! 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2107 I’m also from a blended family. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
2108 This is the last time I get a date from the Shopping Network. 1.3000 0.05638 130 104 13 13
2109 Now that we’ve met face-to-face, I understand why you’ve felt mixed up lately. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2110 “Nonsense - lots of couples don’t blend well at first.” 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2111 She wasn't kidding. You really are a smoothie. 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2112 I guess it's my fault for picking a dating app that promised to shake things up 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2113 I’ve never met anyone else who really understands what’s going on in my head. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2114 Are you happy with our relationship? You're giving me mixed messages.. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2115 I can't get mixed up with someone like you. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
2116 You put your own spin on everything! 1.2994 0.04282 177 134 33 10
2117 Yes, a frozen margarita would be nice. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2118 How are things going with your new therapist, dear? 1.2994 0.04560 157 119 29 9
2119 You’re the perfect blend of every man I’ve known. 1.2994 0.04988 157 124 19 14
2120 I like your hat. 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2121 Want me to check your pulse? 1.2994 0.04649 157 120 27 10
2122 Do I make your head spin or are you just happy to see me? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2123 Is this your first date on Blender? 1.2993 0.04961 147 114 22 11
2124 your head looks like a fuckin blender 1.2993 0.05324 147 118 14 15
2125 I just don't think this relationship has a pulse. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2126 You really looked more like a mixer in your profile picture. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2127 Really makes your head spin, right? 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2128 When you said you sometimes mix your metaphors, I didn't think you meant literally. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2129 I’m sorry this blind date isn’t working out. I’m really mixed up at the moment. 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
2130 I want a divorce. 1.2993 0.05518 137 110 13 14
2131 My ex was a Cuisnart 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2132 You should lay off the news for a while. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
2133 Please stop that: it's quite grating. 1.2992 0.05161 127 97 22 8
2134 Sure, after dinner we can go for a spin. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
2135 I don't smoothie until at least the third date. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
2136 Blended family background? 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
2137 You old smoothie you! 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
2138 Sorry, I don't have a speed date setting. 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
2139 You look a bit mixed up 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2140 You really do blend in! 1.2987 0.04134 154 112 38 4
2141 Puree" means you're angry, right 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2142 It’s all a blur now. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2143 Exactly what do you mean by blending our families 1.2986 0.04935 144 111 23 10
2144 I just don't think we turn each other on like we used to. 1.2986 0.04416 144 106 33 5
2145 Are you ok? You seem like your head is spinning. 1.2986 0.04525 144 107 31 6
2146 So coming from a blended family really messed up your mind? 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
2147 Yes, I did say I wanted to meet someone who’s interests would blend well with mine, but you’re a bit too much! 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
2148 Your profile did mention a tendency toward racing thoughts 1.2985 0.04372 134 97 34 3
2149 Maybe you should go back on Paxil. 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2150 What do you mean there's been a mix up? 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
2151 Well, you're sure equipped to be a spin doctor. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
2152 Why can't you just blend in? 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2153 Honey, relax, you blend right in. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
2154 Sorry -- I keep mixing my metaphors. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2155 “Do you think people know that we met on Blendr?” 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2156 ... everything must taste the same to you. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2157 I thought this date would have gone smoother. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2158 You don't look like your photo on the website. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2159 I'm sorry Harold but a blended family isn't an option for me. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2160 I come from a blended family. 1.2979 0.05205 141 111 18 12
2161 I’m not sure a blended family will work out for us.” 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2162 Oh Charles, I just can’t help having mixed feelings about you. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
2163 My personal add read " I want a mover and shaker." 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2164 I think I liked you better on Puree'. 1.2976 0.04269 168 126 34 8
2165 'I prefer my margarita stirred.' 1.2976 0.04098 168 124 38 6
2166 Why is it everywhere we go you insist on blending in? 1.2975 0.05333 121 93 20 8
2167 I could never blend in. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
2168 No, I don't mind that you leave your hat on. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2169 I see why you talk so much about getting out of the daily grind. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
2170 Don't try to lie to me! I can see your thoughts whirling in your head! 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
2171 Isn't this taking a liquid diet a little too far? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2172 Do you want to go somewhere quieter? 1.2971 0.04309 175 133 32 10
2173 Be honest with me, Jake. Are you on high tonight ? 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2174 And my mom always said my place was in the kitchen! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
2175 But what really concerns me is the frog. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2176 But I thought YOU wanted a blended family! 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2177 I'm sensing you have mixed feelings about our date. 1.2970 0.04486 165 126 29 10
2178 I'm guessing that you might have come from a blended family. 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
2179 I'm so confused, Hamilton, by your constant blending of fact with fiction. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
2180 I take it you'll be having the soup 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
2181 Please stop. You're making my head spin. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
2182 You would do well to change your setting from agitate to smoothie. 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2183 Do you really think this is what our therapist meant when she recommended shaking things up a bit? 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
2184 I’ve never seen such a clear demonstration of Hegelian thought! 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
2185 So you were saying... you needed a change of setting? 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2186 I've been told you're a real smoothie. 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2187 I usually like to just blend in too. 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
2188 So how's the juice cleanse going? 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
2189 I always wanted somebody who could mix things up, but now I’m not really sure. 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
2190 Honey, the bow tie looks fine. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2191 Shall we tell your mother we met on Blendr? 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
2192 so that's how you plan to smooth things over? 1.2963 0.04541 162 124 28 10
2193 And this is better than dental implants because . . . 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2194 So tell me about your shelf." 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
2195 Your pulse setting is much more pleasant at dinner. 1.2963 0.04345 135 98 34 3
2196 I have never been on a blend date before 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
2197 If you don't slow down, your brain is going to go to mush! 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2198 You really needn't try so hard to blend in. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
2199 But your profile said you were a Vitamix. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2200 PLEASE tell me that is not what you thought a blended family is. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2201 So I'm guessing you come from a blended family? 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2202 I’m having a hard time believing your intentions are puree. 1.2960 0.05451 125 98 17 10
2203 Yes, your profile mentioned mixed ethnicity. 1.2960 0.05208 125 96 21 8
2204 I can barely hear myself think around you. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
2205 It's over, Tony- I'm not the toaster you want me to be. 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2206 Is that a plastic straw????!!??! 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2207 What's wrong? It's like your head is in a million places but here. 1.2958 0.04665 142 107 28 7
2208 Blender? I hardly even know her! “ “Jeff, you’ve got to stop making that joke to every waiter we have... 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2209 It's not you, it is me. Depending on the settings, I get mixed emotions. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
2210 I'm sorry; maybe a younger woman could handle your settings. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
2211 I get it, you were on a blender last night 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
2212 I need time honey, I just can't whip up everything like you. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2213 You are smooth operator. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2214 Don't say that you're a smoothie operator. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2215 I don't think we blend well. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2216 This is all becoming quite Waring for me. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
2217 I’m sorry, I just don’t want to get mixed up in all that. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
2218 Honey, you wouldn't need that thing if you chewed your food properly before swallowing. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
2219 Is it blend or mix during sex? 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
2220 For the last two years I've been dating small kitchen appliances, so I might be a little nervous 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2221 You know I can't hear you when that's running. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
2222 I'm having trouble processing this news. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
2223 Wow, you are one smoothie talker. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2224 Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem a bit mixed-up. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2225 Let me guess, you told the bartender how to make a margarita 1.2952 0.04778 166 131 21 14
2226 I think I’d rather order dessert off the menu. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
2227 When your head stops spinning, I'm concerned what will come pouring out. 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2228 Bob, I think you've had enough margaritas. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2229 I think there's been a mix-up 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2230 You know, it's rude to talk with food in your mouth. 1.2950 0.04945 139 107 23 9
2231 You can't really expect me to cut up your food for you. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2232 Sorry. My mind is awhirl. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2233 No, you’ve got it all mixed up. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2234 I’m a little shaken up from my last relationship but ready to move on. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2235 I tend to prefer table top mixers." 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2236 Don't worry, I think you blend right in. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2237 Why yes, I do enjoy a good daiquiri. Why do you ask? 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2238 I’m still not sure about blended families. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
2239 No wonder your profile on match.com said you blended in well with others. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
2240 You don't look anything like your profile picture... 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
2241 ‘You’re not going to like where mine is...’ 1.2945 0.05159 146 116 17 13
2242 Quit trying to smoothie this over. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
2243 I told you that was the wrong lid. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
2244 My gosh Ralph, you’re such a smoothie. 1.2945 0.04681 163 127 24 12
2245 I've never heard of a 'Mixed Masters' degree. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2246 Honey, you just have one of those faces that just blends into the crowd. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2247 My friends said, swipe right on anyone who's got a pulse. 1.2941 0.04984 153 121 19 13
2248 I appreciate a man who chews his food thoroughly... 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2249 Sorry about the delay. Should I have ordered a head? 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2250 One sec, I gotta process what you just said... 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
2251 I have mixed emotions about our relationship. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2252 Honey, I think Margaritaville fans call themselves 'parrotheads'. 1.2941 0.04532 153 116 29 8
2253 I just don't think I could accept a blended family. 1.2941 0.04694 170 134 22 14
2254 Slowdown Gladys you’re making my head spin. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2255 My favorite band of all time? Motörhead. 1.2941 0.04466 170 131 28 11
2256 Honey? Mixing your meds again? 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2257 I'll bet you have one long cord. 1.2941 0.04808 153 119 23 11
2258 When you said that you could mix your own drinks, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2941 0.04796 136 103 26 7
2259 I just feel like ever since the surgery, things have been different. 1.2941 0.05018 136 105 22 9
2260 When are you going to tell the children? 1.2937 0.04658 160 124 25 11
2261 I wish you'd stop trying to blend in here, Donald. 1.2937 0.04486 160 122 29 9
2262 I'll be honest, this wasn't what I expected when your profile described you as "mixed." 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2263 Ed, I just wanted to blend our families. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2264 If you had opted for dentures or implants instead of a blender, you wouldn’t need a power cord right now. 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2265 I'm getting a lot of mixed signals right now 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
2266 Oh dear, I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Donald Trump! 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2267 Wait - was that a No, or are you still chewing? 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
2268 I'm very good in the kitchen. 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
2269 Push the pause button. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
2270 Yes, mine was a blended family. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
2271 Weren't you listening? Where is your head these days? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
2272 I apologize in advance for whatever comes out. I don't have an off switch. 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
2273 Your pressure to start a blended family is Waring on me. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
2274 i know, my head is spinning too with all the trumpian lies 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
2275 So...chewing twenty times wasn't enough? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
2276 You're mixing up everything I say. Just process. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
2277 You’re smoothie talking me, again. 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
2278 Perhaps you should have asked the doctor for a "Dental Appliance". 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2279 When I learned it was a blind date with a Kitchenaid, I assumed you were a cook's assistant. 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2280 Lucy created her perfect robot husband with the parts she had but not the ones she wanted. Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2281 Safe sex is out of the question. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2282 Let's take it slow. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2283 I notice you are having mixed feelings about this date 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2284 Actually, you´re the first one who ever asked me to purée on a first date." 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2285 When you said you came from a "blended family", I admit I pictured something slightly different. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2286 I have to confess, I haven't had much luck with dating mixers. 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
2287 Calm down, Harold. You forgot to drop the food in. 1.2927 0.05128 123 94 22 7
2288 Do you like art? I'm a real puréeist. 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
2289 Just unplug and relax. 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
2290 Just to clarify, it’s not just a blender—it’s a Vitamix 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2291 Yes, your vegan protein shakes are great, but I need more. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
2292 Oh, let's give it a whirl, then!".. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2293 Its natural after a break up to go on a bit of a blender 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
2294 I usually save Pulse for the second date, but... 1.2924 0.04204 171 129 34 8
2295 Do you have a setting for romance? 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2296 I feel you’re trying too hard to blend in. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
2297 You can Pulse but do you have one? 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
2298 That's why I love you, Jim... because you're such an old smoothie. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
2299 Yes, I'm totally crushing, too. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
2300 Me? I come from a blended family. 1.2921 0.04320 178 137 30 11
2301 I'm starting to have mixed feelings about this. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
2302 Could you turn that damn thing off? Everybody's looking at us. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
2303 Let's face it: I've got mixed feelings about you. 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
2304 Why are you always so mixed up? 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
2305 I don't think I can handle a blended family. 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
2306 How's the tinnitus? 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
2307 Do I have any corn stuck in my blades? 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
2308 I guess it is easier than asking the waiter to do it for you. 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
2309 Dental implants were too expensive. 1.2917 0.04876 168 135 17 16
2310 I didnt think speed dating would include puree. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2311 And that's why they say I'm so smooth... Tell me about you! 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
2312 I don't know why you don't like crowds.. You tend to blend in well 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2313 So how did you get the nickname Juice-head? 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2314 Maybe I just didn't understand when you said you had a good head for food. 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
2315 In all honesty, I have reservations about blended families. 1.2917 0.04936 120 90 25 5
2316 Wow, my head is really spinning 1.2917 0.04915 144 112 22 10
2317 Nothing personal. I don’t kiss on the first date. 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
2318 Oh, I thought you said you loved Jews. 1.2917 0.05296 144 116 14 14
2319 So, you have a blended family ? 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
2320 How did I get mixed up with a guy like you? 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
2321 I can't wait until your new dentures are ready 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2322 What are you waring? 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2323 I see you’ve been reading the news again. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2324 No,my Tinder profile says I like "blander" cuisine. 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2325 My friends said we'd blend, but I find you a bit dicey. 1.2911 0.04144 158 117 36 5
2326 Tom, either you quit following Donald Trump on Twitter or we have to break up. 1.2911 0.04777 158 124 22 12
2327 So, we'd be a blended family! 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
2328 Millie was right; you are a real smoothie. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2329 I do think you should eat a bit slower. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
2330 No, I'm not interested in creating a blended family. 1.2909 0.04385 165 126 30 9
2331 Your profile said you come from a “blended“ family!? 1.2909 0.04469 165 127 28 10
2332 I'm sorry. I'm seeing someone else. He's top-of-the-line. 1.2909 0.04710 165 130 22 13
2333 Sorry, this setting is just making me uncomfortable. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2334 I see you've been alternating between Fox and CNN again... 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2335 At least turn it off for dinner, sweetie. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2336 George, you're not blending in very well! 1.2908 0.04094 141 102 37 2
2337 It’s not you, it’s me. 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2338 Yeah, just makes your head spin. Right? 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
2339 There's another appliance. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
2340 Blending in is harder than it looks. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2341 You know, you’re not as smooth as you think you are. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2342 this speed dating confuses me - are we going low, medium, or high?? Or maybe I should just try a mixer..... 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
2343 The more I try to blend, the more I get noticed. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
2344 I said you were Pure not Puree 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2345 Hasn't anyone ever told you before that you eat way too fast? 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
2346 Your profile said that you were a sheik. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
2347 Your profile said you liked to stir things up, but this is not what I expected 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2348 This isn't what I thought Sandra meant when she said you came from a blended family. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2349 Since were at such a nice restaurant, could you adjust yourself to frappe? 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2350 Yes, I know that your profile says you are a Ninja--I was just expecting something else. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
2351 I’ve been a little mixed up lately. 1.2903 0.04927 155 123 19 13
2352 That's not what I meant when I said we need to shake up this marriage. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2353 Yes, I do like smoothies. Why do you ask? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2354 No need for a Heimlich maneuver ever again. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
2355 You are really nice . But, you seem mixed up on what you are looking for. I need something solid. 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2356 Sorry, I can't hear you. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2357 Don't get so upset - I'll ask the waiter to bring you a straw. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2358 I have mixed feelings for you. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2359 Well, I’ve got a first date story that’ll really make your head spin... 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2360 We are not blending into the crowd. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2361 You really have over six million subscribers on Youtube? 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2362 Osterizer?! I hardly know 'er! 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2363 You must've had a awful day! You're already up to puree. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2364 I can see that there is no electricity between us. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2365 No, actually, this is my first date from Grindr... 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
2366 I think you're taking this smart appliance thing a bit too far. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2367 Just what is the difference between puree and liquefy? 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2368 Mixed marriage? 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
2369 Yes, I'm proud to say I'm an offspring of a blended family" 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
2370 I was only kidding when I said I was pregnant. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
2371 Stop twirling while I' m talking to you! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2372 Should we have gone to a juice bar instead? 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2373 I can't seem to get my head on right. I just have so much stuff going on up there. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2374 No, you can't "borrow" my phone. 1.2895 0.04995 152 121 18 13
2375 Are you OK? You've barely liquified your dinner” 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2376 Darn it, Bobby, you always mix everything up. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
2377 I told you I come from a blended family. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
2378 Thomas, I’m sorry. I’m sleeping with your brother Edward Scissorhands. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
2379 Yes, you did tell me you were a smoothie. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
2380 Sweetheart, don't make whirring sounds at the dinner table. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2381 you look nothing like your profile photo! 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
2382 So, how do you feel about blended families? 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
2383 You looked a lot different in your Tinder profile. 1.2892 0.04606 166 130 24 12
2384 Sorry. I thought we were invited to a mixer. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2385 You ever have one of those days where your head's just spinning? 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
2386 Oh, you’re such a smoothie! 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2387 I thought you meant something quite different when you said your mind is in a whirl! 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
2388 Your sentences are really choppy tonight, try another setting. 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
2389 You're just not what I had in mind when I asked for a blend of Tom Cruise and Julio Iglesias. 1.2889 0.05348 135 108 15 12
2390 I hope you'll excuse me. It's how I deal with fiber. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
2391 My eyes are up here. 1.2889 0.05028 135 105 21 9
2392 At this point in my life, I guess I’m looking for more of a ‘pulse’ kind of guy 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
2393 I think you're mixing me up with someone else. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
2394 Not what I thought you meant when you said you were in a blended family 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2395 Should I ask the waiter for more Kale? 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
2396 Why don’t you just try to chew your food ? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2397 You just had to push all my buttons. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2398 Yeah, he pushes my buttons too. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2399 You’re shaking your head. 1.2887 0.04955 142 111 21 10
2400 You're my very first Blendr date. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2401 To be honest, I prefer shaken or stirred to blended. 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
2402 So wait. What happened at Smoothie King? 1.2886 0.04975 149 118 19 12
2403 Honey, we could just ask for mayonnaise. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
2404 I have mixed feelings about our relations 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
2405 When the classified ad spoke of a 'social mixer', this was not what I pictured. 1.2886 0.04790 149 116 23 10
2406 No thanks, my teeth still process my food. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
2407 I didn't know this is what you meant by a 'mixer.' 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
2408 Do you want my straw? 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
2409 But I've grown beyond Margaritas, Larry. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
2410 I just wanted you to blend in. You’re so literal. 1.2885 0.04813 156 123 21 12
2411 So after 18 years of marriage you suddenly want to "mix things up?" 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
2412 Are you gonna eat that? 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2413 What's whirring you? 1.2883 0.04414 163 125 29 9
2414 'Hey, big blender!'' 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
2415 I wish I could blend in like you. 1.2882 0.04290 170 130 31 9
2416 What do you mean mixed feelings about our relationship? 1.2881 0.05260 118 91 20 7
2417 You're shaking... It's okay I'm nervous too. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
2418 I’m going to take a wild guess that you come from a blended family. 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
2419 'True, juicing was on your profile.' 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2420 I'm leaving you Charles, our personalities just don't mix 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2421 I think we have different definitions of 'mixed marriage'. 1.2878 0.04479 139 104 30 5
2422 Have you told your family yet that we met on Blendr? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
2423 Oh! I thought your profile said you were good at blending *in*. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
2424 My friends think you blend right in. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
2425 No, my name is Julianne. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2426 No, Jerry, you blend just fine. But we don't blend together. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2427 They did say this was a ‘mixer,’ but... 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2428 I'm not sure how I feel about a blended family... 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2429 Frankly, I prefer mine on the rocks. 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2430 It's all about smoothies for you isn't it? 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
2431 I’ve been cheating on you with the Ninja. 1.2877 0.05047 146 116 18 12
2432 Now I understand why your profile mentioned blended families. 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
2433 You say YOU have problems blending in? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
2434 I guess I took it another way when you said in your profile that you were "a good blender. 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
2435 Is it too cliché to suggest you had me at puree? 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
2436 'You're a real smoothie, Pete.' 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2437 I like a ninja that can pulse. 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2438 I know we just met, but you've got my head spinning. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2439 At least it's not kale. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2440 You did say you came from a blended family. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2441 I'm seeing a new appliance now. Well, it's more like a toy. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2442 I'm having mixed feelings about this 1.2868 0.04822 129 98 25 6
2443 So, you say you're a juicer? 1.2868 0.04694 129 97 27 5
2444 I know your mind's a constant blur of brilliant ideas but could you please hit the "OFF" button while we eat? 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
2445 That's what, your Waring? 1.2868 0.05185 129 101 19 9
2446 Celebrate your difference instead trying to blend in. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2447 Normal people use a fork and knife. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2448 You know, some of my best friends are appliances. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2449 Well, did you buy the extended warranty? 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
2450 I'm afraid you're mixed up, and we don't blend well. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
2451 There’s been a mix-up. No, I don’t like Piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2452 When you look at me that way, it gives me the shakes. " 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2453 I imagine you're a real smoothie on the dance floor too. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
2454 I just feel like you aren't hearing me. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2455 I grew up in a blended family 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2456 You're a real smoothie, aren't you? 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2457 ...for my third wish — and, in retrospect, this is where I fucked up — for my third wish I asked the genie if I could have a Vitamix blender for a head. 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
2458 It's nice to mix things up for a change. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2459 You’re grinding your molars. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2460 Everybody’s staring at us. Do you think you could chew your food at a lower speed in public? 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2461 You really do come from a blended family. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2462 Yes, mastication is an important part of digestion, but I think you’re taking it a bit too far. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2463 Ok,fine,you're 'literally' mixed-up." 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2464 So ,Ed, this is how you mix business with pleasure. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
2465 You're a real smoothie, Harry. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
2466 A margarita would go great with these tacos...! 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
2467 That's not what 'wearing blender' means, honey. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
2468 Sorry about the mix-up. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
2469 I feel like everything I say to you just gets pulverized. 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
2470 Can I mix you another drink. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
2471 You’re missing my point about blending conversation with a meal. 1.2857 0.05146 126 98 20 8
2472 I’m not ready to be part of a blended family. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2473 When I saw "scatterbrained" on your Tinder account this was not what I envisioned. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
2474 So you're a Ninja. 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
2475 Stop giving me mixed signals! 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2476 You did say we were going to a mixer? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2477 This is my first blend date. 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
2478 This protein shake diet is going a bit too far, don’t you think ? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2479 I’m just so sick of singles mixers 1.2857 0.04530 161 125 26 10
2480 I can't stand the way you chew your food. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2481 I'm more of a mixer than a blender." 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2482 I don’t mean to sound like your mother, but please slow down and chew your food! 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
2483 It's just... the picture in your profile made it look like you had a puree setting. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
2484 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to mix things up 1.2857 0.04173 161 121 34 6
2485 I don't mean to mince words, but . . . 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2486 Must you give everything a mixed review? 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
2487 I was so tired of all those awlful mixers! 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
2488 I really don’t see why you have such trouble blending in. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2489 Just out of curiosity, why don't your teeth no longer do the trick? 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
2490 This just isn't working out. I'm a "shaken, not stirred" kind of girl. 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
2491 No, you really do look just like your profile picture... 1.2857 0.04355 161 123 30 8
2492 I'm getting mixed messages from you. Also pureed, blended, whipped... 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
2493 I get it. Tax season makes my head spin too. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2494 I know I'm not an appliance but I'm willing to convert. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
2495 It's over, Harry. When you described yourself as an excellent mixer I thought we'd socializing more. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
2496 I feel like you're having mixed emotions about our relationship. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
2497 When she mentioned you were from a blended family I had something else in mind 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
2498 You are more mixed up than I imagined, Harold 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2499 No matter what I say, you just make a hash of it. 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
2500 Well my ex-husband said we’d make a nice mix 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
2501 You said I made your head spin. Now what? 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
2502 I was hoping you were looking for a whirlwind romance. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
2503 I'm sorry Jake, I'm just not sure I'm ready for a blended family. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
2504 I really only grind in my sleep. 1.2857 0.04600 133 100 28 5
2505 ...and so you said your mother is from Maytag? 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
2506 Are you ok? You seem mixed up. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2507 Unlike you in crowds, I have trouble blending in. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2508 I know what you mean. I come from a blended family too 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
2509 I just feel like you're not hearing me. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
2510 How long will you be on the liquid diet? 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
2511 I'm a little mixed up, too. 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
2512 Can you tell I'm pulsating" 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
2513 I'm usually nervous on first dates, but we seem to mix well together. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
2514 No. Actually I think you are quite good at blending in. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
2515 You're still working on the gazpacho? 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
2516 I didn't think this was that kind of mixer... 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2517 It's all going to end up in the same place anyway. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2518 Lately it seems like you're just going through the motions. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
2519 The dating website said you came from a "blended" family. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
2520 All my blather must have your head spinning. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
2521 When you said you were a real smoothie, I thought... 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
2522 Honey, slow down. You are talking too fast. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
2523 Don't you want to take off your appliance before we eat? 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
2524 I wish you wouldn’t talk with food in your mouth! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
2525 Of course I still love you. But now I also love sous vide.” 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
2526 I can see you have mixed emotions about our future 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2527 I don't know, I am getting mixed signals from you. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
2528 Don't worry, you blend. 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
2529 Blend in, honey, blend in. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
2530 Donna was right. You are not what I expected. 1.2847 0.05070 137 108 19 10
2531 No. You’re not overdressed. You blend right in! 1.2847 0.04627 137 104 27 6
2532 I'm pretty sure that's not what your therapist meant by trying harder to blend in. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2533 I'm not sure this is what is meant by "blending in". 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
2534 I’m sorry, I guess I’m more attracted to tempests in a teapot. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
2535 I bet you DO make a great smoothie. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
2536 You might find what I’m going to tell you hard to digest. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
2537 I’m looking for someone who’s a bit more levelheaded. 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
2538 You're only here for the food, aren't you? 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
2539 Well Fred, you certainly have a buzz on tonight. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
2540 Please don’t chew with your mouth open. You remember what happened last time. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
2541 I too have mixed feelings about plastic straws. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
2542 Being part of a blended family makes my head spin too Harold. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
2543 I have never been able to blend in like you. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
2544 I don't think that's the best way to blend in 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
2545 My mom told me you were a little mixed up. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2546 It's totally worth not having to floss. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2547 Your profile did say you were a “good mixer.” 1.2838 0.04072 148 109 36 3
2548 You looked different on your dating page. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2549 So where are you from? 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
2550 Honestly Dave, your mood swings have me worried. I don't know if its chop, puree, or blend. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
2551 I'm looking forward to meeting your parents. 1.2837 0.05165 141 113 16 12
2552 So I suppose you've had trouble blending in? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
2553 I suppose I could give you a whirl. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2554 I know it's alot to process, your head must be spinning 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
2555 Lucia, I am you mother 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
2556 Your profile said you were a bartender, not a bar blender. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
2557 Honey, I think there are other ways to be part of the farm-to-table movement. 1.2836 0.04570 134 101 28 5
2558 I know. Sometimes I wish I could just blend in too. 1.2836 0.04691 134 102 26 6
2559 You're mixing metaphors again. 1.2835 0.04987 127 98 22 7
2560 It was at that moment that she regretted abandoning Tinder for the new dating app, “Blender” 1.2833 0.05939 120 99 8 13
2561 Your friend did say that you were very mixed up 1.2832 0.03894 173 129 39 5
2562 So you actually invented the Blender dating app? 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
2563 When I accepted this blind date, all I heard was “smoothie’ 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
2564 I've tried to blend in all my life. 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
2565 Faster! 1.2830 0.04561 159 124 25 10
2566 You can shake, dice and chop but I’m not changing my mind. 1.2830 0.04003 159 118 37 4
2567 It’s funny. Some girls look nothing like their profile pic. 1.2830 0.04102 159 119 35 5
2568 Don't you ever get tired of just blending in? 1.2829 0.04798 152 120 21 11
2569 I'm sorry. I've never seen Blade Runner. 1.2829 0.04706 152 119 23 10
2570 As soon as I saw your profile on Blendr, I just had to swipe right. 1.2829 0.04888 152 121 19 12
2571 "You worry way too much about blending in. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2572 I'm not sure I want a blended family. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2573 No, that's not what I said...hmmm...I think you're mixing things up again... 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
2574 Yes, my profile does say that I like milk shakes and smoothies. . 1.2829 0.04113 152 113 35 4
2575 I thought your profile said, 'smooth,' not, 'smoothie.' 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
2576 Why are you so concerned about blending in? 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2577 Gee, you really are a whizz at sending mixed signals. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
2578 I know you're trying hard to blend in, but... 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
2579 You looked a lot different in your photo. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
2580 I have mixed feelings about a blended family, too. 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
2581 Sorry you're crushed, but despite your many settings we just don't blend" 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
2582 Ive had enough of your spin! 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
2583 Well, they said it was a mixer. 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
2584 You can imagine why I don't take my hat off in church anymore 1.2826 0.04931 138 108 21 9
2585 I am only processing my emotions. 1.2824 0.04758 131 100 25 6
2586 Why do you keep mixing up my words? 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
2587 I didn't mean to push your buttons and play on your mixed emotions. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
2588 So what's it like growing up in a blended family? 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
2589 Why can't you see that this relationship is on the rocks? 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
2590 So, your profile says you came from a blended family? 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
2591 Don't take this the wrong way, but I have such mixed emotions about our future together. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
2592 I’m afraid this just won’t work out if you keep sending mixed messages. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
2593 I think this juicing diet has gone to your head. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
2594 Why didn't you tell me about your digestive disorder? 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2595 Are you sure they gave you the right head? 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
2596 This conversation is Waring on me. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2597 So you're on a juice cleanse, too? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2598 Did you want me to cut that up for you? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2599 I'm sorry, apparently I misunderstood when I read on your profile that you came from a blended family. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2600 Do you need a straw 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2601 Why didn't you just learn how to chew your food better? 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2602 When you said you were open to a 'blended family', well, honestly . . . I didn't expect this. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2603 When you said you wanted to mix things up... 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2604 You work at Jamba Juice, do you? 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
2605 I'll just whip up a sauce while the meat is resting. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2606 I am listening 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
2607 What happens when we kiss? 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2608 I was told you an old smoothie. 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
2609 I misread your profile as ‘smooth operator.’ 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2610 So much for my experiment with Grindr 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2611 Hey mush for brains, I'm talking to you! 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
2612 I'm getting mixed signals from you. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
2613 I’m sorry, but I don’t wanna get mixed up in that... 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
2614 You sure you wouldn't rather go home and get your teeth?" 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
2615 When Mary said you would blend in I had a different image of you. 1.2814 0.04485 167 131 25 11
2616 Yes, we do have a blended family. 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
2617 My dentist said it would be better than dentures. 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
2618 Really Arthur, you need to try meditation. 1.2812 0.04698 128 97 26 5
2619 I see you come from a blended family. 1.2812 0.04953 128 99 22 7
2620 Well, Sally did say you like to mix it up. 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
2621 I regret the day we saw "Edward Scissorhands." 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
2622 Oh, I like you, too. It's just your variable speed control is set a little fast for me. 1.2812 0.03882 160 118 39 3
2623 Well, I've been telling you to get the damn blade sharpened! 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
2624 You're slurring your words again,Dear. Perhaps you should try the mix setting rather than puree. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
2625 Can you PLEASE stop making margaritas?! 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2626 You're quieter than most guys I go out with. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2627 This is a very important topic! And you can't think of anything to say except, "'Mmm hmmm...'?" 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2628 I want to see other blenders. 1.2810 0.04770 153 121 21 11
2629 Don’t do that. It makes head spin. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
2630 Blended, not stirred. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
2631 That's not what I meant when I said "blended family". 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
2632 So, what are your superpowers exactly? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
2633 I think you need to stop going to mixers, Henry. 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
2634 Who's your dentist? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
2635 No thanks, I'll eat mine... 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
2636 How's your... soup? 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
2637 I know you told me that I stirred something in you but I never dreamed it was this bad. 1.2807 0.03914 171 128 38 5
2638 Match.com may have misconstrued my desire to find a partner to start a blended family. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
2639 I'm sorry Stanley, it's too early in our relationship for pulsing. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
2640 My head's spinning, too, but not that fast. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
2641 I think you should apologize to the bartender. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2642 I thought that a mixer meant a get-together of people 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
2643 I'm sorry, but it's really not polite to eat with you lid on. 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
2644 I'm OK with a blended family. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
2645 I get why your profile said "really smooth" 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2646 No, I prefer this blind date. I struggle with a mixer. 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
2647 When you said you were into cuisine art, I had something else in mind 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
2648 I’m sorry I don’t come with an instruction manual. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
2649 Well, your profile did say you were a smooth talker, George. 1.2805 0.04622 164 130 22 12
2650 I don't think I'm ready for a blended family. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2651 You're using a straw? 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2652 I wanted to mix things up after my divorce. 1.2803 0.04223 157 119 32 6
2653 When you listed “will never choke” as one of your attributes on Tinder, I kind of assumed you were a professional athlete. 1.2803 0.04768 157 125 20 12
2654 I don’t do whirlwind romances. 1.2803 0.04125 157 118 34 5
2655 They said it was a mixer. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
2656 Your match.com profile didn't mention this. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2657 You could have just asked them for more ketchup. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
2658 Drinking your dinner again, I see. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
2659 So you want me to call you “Juice” “ 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
2660 I always come prepared, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2661 I’m sorry, when I’m nervous I go straight to liquify. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
2662 It's surprising how good you are at blending in. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2663 I'm looking for someone who's not so mixed up this time. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2664 Stanley's effort to blend in resulted in an unfortunate mix up 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
2665 You get one drink in you and you just start to turn. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2666 Are you having mixed feelings? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
2667 I see you’ve started to prepare your mind for our inevitable political discussions. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2668 `“You can quote Linda Ronstadt all you want, but being ‘sort of like a Waring blender’ does not make you a ‘credit to your gender.’” 1.2797 0.05367 118 93 17 8
2669 Yes, my dear, things really are spinning way out of control! 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
2670 We met at a mixer. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
2671 Don't be so nervous, just blend in. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
2672 I know your dating ad asked if I liked piña coladas, but this isn’t what I was expecting. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
2673 Have you considered doing an ancestral DNA test? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
2674 But I don't want a blended family! 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
2675 I just don't know if I want my kids to grow up in that kind of a blended family... 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
2676 So,you really were serious about coming from a blended family... 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2677 When I agreed to meet you, it was because your profile said you were part of a "blended family"! 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2678 There's something different about you... new barber? 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
2679 Your profile said you try to blend in. 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2680 I wish you wouldn't eat so fast 1.2792 0.04370 154 118 29 7
2681 You only have one speed, don't you? 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
2682 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wouldn’t mind a blended family! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
2683 So it seems like you're after something a little more fluid ... 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
2684 So I said "I'd rather have a Nutribullet in my head", and here we are. 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
2685 No, Gordon, I do not agree that it's 'pretty much the same as turning your phone on vibrate.' 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2686 Daily grind getting you down again? 1.2789 0.04294 147 111 31 5
2687 It’s so hard to find a man with purée intentions these days. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
2688 They say blended marriages don’t work. 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2689 I saw you staring at her 1.2788 0.04597 165 131 22 12
2690 You are grating on me. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
2691 I know it's a lot to process, but you're just too headstrong for me... 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2692 I know your profile said "blended family," but this is not what I had in mind. 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
2693 I thought that you meant that your parents are of different races. 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
2694 And now you tell me you come from a blended family! 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
2695 My head is literally spinning! 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
2696 I know you don't get along with my parents, Harold, but could you try not to stir things up this time? 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
2697 The juicing thing has kind of gone to your head, don’t you think? 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
2698 It's​ not about me it's about you 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
2699 Your online profile stated you are quite the mover and shaker, but I feel a bit let down now to see you are more of a mixer and shaker. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
2700 I'm sorry I complained about your clicking dentures. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
2701 I don't care if it is cheaper, I will go with implants or dentures. 1.2785 0.04655 158 125 22 11
2702 Could you chew a bit more quietly? You're making a scene! 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
2703 I'm sure you are a power house, smart and intelligently designed, but when I said I wanted a 'smoothie,' I meant someone suave and urbane. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2704 I said, "shaken, not blended!" 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
2705 Frankly, I can't be with a man who is so mixed up about what he wants. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2706 It's okay, we all feel a little mixed up these days. 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
2707 I bet you never choke 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
2708 It’s so nice to meet someone else from a blended family. 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
2709 Oh, I thought your profile said you wanted to start a blended family. 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
2710 You can call me Sir Mix-A-Lot. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
2711 So, do you go to singles mixers often? 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
2712 Honey Bun, it's rude to talk with your blender full." 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
2713 Clockwise, darling. Clockwise. Please. 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
2714 I suggest the pulse setting. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
2715 That’s too funny, my middle name is Margarita! 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
2716 This is not what I meant when I said to blend in. 1.2778 0.04994 126 98 21 7
2717 This is still better than the men I meet on Tinder. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
2718 You shouldn't have insulted the chef 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2719 I just feel like I keep getting mixed messages from you. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
2720 I'm sorry, I thought you said you were from a BLENDED family. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2721 I assume you'd be ok with a blended family. 1.2774 0.04046 155 116 35 4
2722 Is it normal for you to spin out of control on a first date? 1.2774 0.04940 137 108 20 9
2723 So you made this yourself? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
2724 You don't have to spin out of control every time you don't get your way, Frank. 1.2774 0.05047 137 109 18 10
2725 I know I said we had to mix things up a bit but... 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
2726 I'm just getting so many mixed feelings from you.. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2727 Oh dear, your all mixed up again! 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
2728 You're great Harold, but I'm not sure this is the way to create a blended family. 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
2729 But, Sebastian, you know I think the whirlllled of you. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
2730 If we get married, we will have to face the whole ‘blended family’ thing. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
2731 What do you mean, I'm Waring you out? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
2732 Quite frankly, I think this idea of yours to try to blend in is going to your head. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
2733 I really think you should find a new dentist. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
2734 So, you just can't wrap your head around Asian Fusion? 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
2735 When your match.com profile indicated you were from a blended family ..... I ...... I had no idea....” 1.2769 0.04762 130 100 24 6
2736 I don't have anything against them, I just don't think that's what Blended Family means. 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
2737 Can't you at least stop Oster-izing during dinner? 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2738 I think you're mixed feelings are all in your head. 1.2767 0.04453 159