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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-04-21T22:21:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-05-05T22:22:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-04-29T22:21:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | May 6, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6910 |
Number of responses | 1028025 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | We had a good run, Ted, but I simply don’t have the counter space. | 1.8137 | 0.06427 | 161 | 71 | 49 | 41 |
1 | You're really nice; I just don't have the counter space. | 1.7517 | 0.06747 | 145 | 70 | 41 | 34 |
2 | Remember when your rubber seal broke? I'm pregnant. | 1.7517 | 0.06728 | 149 | 73 | 40 | 36 |
3 | What turns you off? | 1.7448 | 0.07177 | 145 | 77 | 28 | 40 |
4 | Just so you know, I’m also dating Mr. Coffee. | 1.6939 | 0.06799 | 147 | 79 | 34 | 34 |
5 | Why do you have to process everything little thing I say? | 1.6688 | 0.06453 | 154 | 83 | 39 | 32 |
6 | So where exactly is Hamilton Beach? | 1.6644 | 0.06842 | 149 | 85 | 29 | 35 |
7 | Mother says I'd date anyone with a pulse. | 1.6644 | 0.06468 | 146 | 77 | 41 | 28 |
8 | Just give me a minute to process this. | 1.6528 | 0.06486 | 144 | 77 | 40 | 27 |
9 | George, I have something to tell you. I've met a toaster. | 1.6478 | 0.06318 | 159 | 88 | 39 | 32 |
10 | So, how long have you identified as transblender? | 1.6450 | 0.05896 | 169 | 90 | 49 | 30 |
11 | Actually, I have a very good reason for thinking the baby's yours." | 1.6434 | 0.06976 | 143 | 84 | 26 | 33 |
12 | It's my own fault. I did say I'd date anyone with a pulse. | 1.6420 | 0.06412 | 162 | 93 | 34 | 35 |
13 | I'll wait a moment while you process that. | 1.6387 | 0.06400 | 155 | 87 | 37 | 31 |
14 | Why do you have to process everything? | 1.6387 | 0.06529 | 155 | 89 | 33 | 33 |
15 | Please do not use that speed with me, Wendell. | 1.6382 | 0.06300 | 152 | 83 | 41 | 28 |
16 | Must we process everything, Doug? | 1.6357 | 0.06508 | 140 | 76 | 39 | 25 |
17 | You have some spinach stuck in your blades. | 1.6349 | 0.06910 | 126 | 69 | 34 | 23 |
18 | Honey, use your indoor speed | 1.6345 | 0.06624 | 145 | 82 | 34 | 29 |
19 | Don’t look at me. I told you to save the instructions. | 1.6234 | 0.06254 | 154 | 86 | 40 | 28 |
20 | Well, I did say I'd go for any man with a pulse... | 1.6214 | 0.06684 | 140 | 80 | 33 | 27 |
21 | So... no attachments? | 1.6165 | 0.06894 | 133 | 77 | 30 | 26 |
22 | So glad they had a table by the outlet. | 1.6164 | 0.06169 | 159 | 90 | 40 | 29 |
23 | The last guy I dated was a pot head. | 1.6139 | 0.06458 | 158 | 94 | 31 | 33 |
24 | Is that a no, or are you still processing? | 1.6131 | 0.06573 | 137 | 77 | 36 | 24 |
25 | It's very hard for me to avoid pushing your buttons. | 1.6127 | 0.06542 | 142 | 81 | 35 | 26 |
26 | I'm at the point where I'll date anyone with a pulse. | 1.6111 | 0.06619 | 144 | 84 | 32 | 28 |
27 | I don’t think anyone will notice you’re not wearing a tie. | 1.6074 | 0.06575 | 135 | 76 | 36 | 23 |
28 | Please tell me you still have your third wish left. | 1.6034 | 0.05811 | 174 | 99 | 45 | 30 |
29 | I can see you need a minute to process that. | 1.6027 | 0.06627 | 146 | 87 | 30 | 29 |
30 | Well, it's just really hard not to push your buttons. | 1.6023 | 0.05951 | 171 | 99 | 41 | 31 |
31 | I’ve done speed dating, but this is my first mixer. | 1.6013 | 0.06448 | 153 | 91 | 32 | 30 |
32 | I can't believe your ancestors were Shakers. | 1.5973 | 0.06311 | 149 | 86 | 37 | 26 |
33 | Oh, when you said you lived in Hamilton Beach, I thought you meant in Queens. | 1.5966 | 0.05931 | 176 | 104 | 39 | 33 |
34 | I'm sorry I don't turn you on anymore, John. | 1.5959 | 0.06416 | 146 | 85 | 35 | 26 |
35 | At this point I am just looking for a man with a pulse | 1.5940 | 0.06837 | 133 | 79 | 29 | 25 |
36 | I'm leaving, John. I realize it may take you some time to process this. | 1.5935 | 0.06814 | 123 | 70 | 33 | 20 |
37 | I'm sorry, this is just a lot to process. | 1.5930 | 0.05699 | 172 | 97 | 48 | 27 |
38 | For goodness sake, Marvin, must you always mince my words? | 1.5843 | 0.05868 | 166 | 96 | 43 | 27 |
39 | I saw the way you looked at that pepper mill. | 1.5824 | 0.05700 | 170 | 97 | 47 | 26 |
40 | This is just a lot to process. | 1.5813 | 0.06044 | 160 | 94 | 39 | 27 |
41 | Before we eat, let us puree. | 1.5775 | 0.06267 | 142 | 82 | 38 | 22 |
42 | The guy you were expecting will be along in a minute. I'm just here to break the ice. | 1.5766 | 0.06530 | 137 | 81 | 33 | 23 |
43 | It's ok, it's nice to finally meet a man with a pulse | 1.5746 | 0.06476 | 134 | 78 | 35 | 21 |
44 | So, what’s spinning around in that head of yours? | 1.5740 | 0.05794 | 169 | 99 | 43 | 27 |
45 | It's just that in your photos you looked more like a Cuisinart. | 1.5739 | 0.05316 | 176 | 97 | 57 | 22 |
46 | Sometimes I wish I couldn't see everything that is going on in your head. | 1.5735 | 0.06317 | 136 | 78 | 38 | 20 |
47 | I thought you said "slender". | 1.5734 | 0.06469 | 143 | 86 | 32 | 25 |
48 | Are you going to answer my question or are you still processing? | 1.5732 | 0.06059 | 164 | 99 | 36 | 29 |
49 | To be honest, when I heard this was a mixer, I was expecting something else. | 1.5725 | 0.06736 | 138 | 85 | 27 | 26 |
50 | Well I don't like when you push my buttons either. | 1.5674 | 0.06148 | 141 | 81 | 40 | 20 |
51 | So,"Oster," is that a family name? | 1.5658 | 0.06026 | 152 | 89 | 40 | 23 |
52 | Chop, blend, liquify, purée - how about “think?” Do you have a “think” button? | 1.5655 | 0.06097 | 145 | 84 | 40 | 21 |
53 | You've given me a lot to process. | 1.5655 | 0.06478 | 145 | 89 | 30 | 26 |
54 | Take your time. I know it's a lot to process. | 1.5641 | 0.05907 | 156 | 91 | 42 | 23 |
55 | So...what turns you on? | 1.5641 | 0.05976 | 156 | 92 | 40 | 24 |
56 | I’ve never met someone transblender before. | 1.5625 | 0.06365 | 144 | 87 | 33 | 24 |
57 | Truthfully John, you’re not my first appliance. | 1.5608 | 0.06304 | 148 | 90 | 33 | 25 |
58 | I just think I should be seeing other appliances. | 1.5580 | 0.06173 | 138 | 80 | 39 | 19 |
59 | I'll give you a minute to process that. | 1.5576 | 0.05978 | 165 | 101 | 36 | 28 |
60 | I see you're still processing everything. | 1.5573 | 0.06606 | 131 | 79 | 31 | 21 |
61 | Must you over-process Everything? | 1.5569 | 0.05860 | 167 | 101 | 39 | 27 |
62 | Did it ever occur to you, Phil, that I might need an outlet too? | 1.5556 | 0.06367 | 135 | 80 | 35 | 20 |
63 | It's just a lot to process, you know? | 1.5540 | 0.06472 | 139 | 85 | 31 | 23 |
64 | Stop mincing your words, Harold. | 1.5535 | 0.06159 | 159 | 99 | 32 | 28 |
65 | How long have you lived in Hamilton Beach? | 1.5533 | 0.05796 | 150 | 86 | 45 | 19 |
66 | I like you, but we both know you'll just end up sitting on my kitchen counter gathering dust. | 1.5522 | 0.06579 | 134 | 82 | 30 | 22 |
67 | It’s over, Steven. I’ve fallen in love with the toaster. | 1.5515 | 0.06247 | 136 | 80 | 37 | 19 |
68 | I don't think you're processing what I'm saying. | 1.5508 | 0.06872 | 118 | 71 | 29 | 18 |
69 | Fred, you're mincing your words again. | 1.5507 | 0.06346 | 138 | 83 | 34 | 21 |
70 | Ordinarily I don't date guys I meet at mixers. | 1.5497 | 0.05994 | 151 | 90 | 39 | 22 |
71 | I just got out of a long-term warranty. | 1.5494 | 0.05679 | 162 | 95 | 45 | 22 |
72 | I thought "impressive equipment" was a little forward on your dating profile. | 1.5473 | 0.06312 | 148 | 92 | 31 | 25 |
73 | I ask for blend, I get chop. I ask for puree, I get shred. I'm sorry, Carl. It's over. | 1.5472 | 0.06162 | 159 | 100 | 31 | 28 |
74 | I feel like you're not processing what I'm saying. | 1.5468 | 0.06146 | 139 | 82 | 38 | 19 |
75 | Well you seem to be processing it well. | 1.5467 | 0.05952 | 150 | 89 | 40 | 21 |
76 | I'm leaving you for a Cuisinart. | 1.5466 | 0.05841 | 161 | 97 | 40 | 24 |
77 | I am having a hard time processing all this. | 1.5466 | 0.05775 | 161 | 96 | 42 | 23 |
78 | Are there any other unusual body parts I should know about? | 1.5455 | 0.06096 | 143 | 85 | 38 | 20 |
79 | So, I understand you work in the White House Communications Office? | 1.5455 | 0.06389 | 154 | 99 | 26 | 29 |
80 | Next time, we'll call ahead and ask to be seated next to an outlet. | 1.5437 | 0.05871 | 160 | 97 | 39 | 24 |
81 | You don't look at all like your pitcher. | 1.5400 | 0.05879 | 150 | 89 | 41 | 20 |
82 | Do small appliances run in your family? | 1.5385 | 0.05936 | 143 | 84 | 41 | 18 |
83 | At this point, I've dated everything but the kitchen sink" | 1.5375 | 0.05874 | 160 | 98 | 38 | 24 |
84 | Would you lower your setting. People are staring. | 1.5359 | 0.05719 | 153 | 90 | 44 | 19 |
85 | You're mincing your words. | 1.5352 | 0.06052 | 142 | 85 | 38 | 19 |
86 | I realize it will take you a while to process this. | 1.5338 | 0.06797 | 133 | 86 | 23 | 24 |
87 | Take your time. It’s a lot to process. | 1.5337 | 0.05921 | 163 | 102 | 35 | 26 |
88 | Do you have to process everything I say? | 1.5333 | 0.05958 | 150 | 91 | 38 | 21 |
89 | So how long have you been in the Trump administration? | 1.5329 | 0.06044 | 152 | 94 | 35 | 23 |
90 | That’s a Sunbeam. Your photo showed a Vitamix.” | 1.5321 | 0.05710 | 156 | 93 | 43 | 20 |
91 | Bob, mincing your words will only make this conversation harder. | 1.5319 | 0.06250 | 141 | 87 | 33 | 21 |
92 | This is just a lot for me to process right now. | 1.5319 | 0.06250 | 141 | 87 | 33 | 21 |
93 | Well, I did want a man with a pulse. | 1.5316 | 0.05726 | 158 | 95 | 42 | 21 |
94 | No, I don’t think my dress is the reason people are staring. | 1.5312 | 0.05672 | 160 | 96 | 43 | 21 |
95 | My profile does say I'd consider anyone with a pulse, but it was just a figure of speech. | 1.5307 | 0.05390 | 179 | 108 | 47 | 24 |
96 | I don’t think I have the counter space for this relationship. | 1.5306 | 0.05975 | 147 | 89 | 38 | 20 |
97 | My last date didn't have a pulse. | 1.5302 | 0.06139 | 149 | 93 | 33 | 23 |
98 | Sorry, but I wanted to meet a man who could blend in, not a man I could actually blend in. | 1.5282 | 0.06297 | 142 | 89 | 31 | 22 |
99 | Stop mincing words. | 1.5270 | 0.06173 | 148 | 93 | 32 | 23 |
100 | You looked more like a food processor in your picture. | 1.5269 | 0.05622 | 167 | 102 | 42 | 23 |
101 | Thats funny, my name is Brenda | 1.5267 | 0.05960 | 150 | 92 | 37 | 21 |
102 | You seem agitated | 1.5260 | 0.05694 | 154 | 92 | 43 | 19 |
103 | In your photo, it was a Cuisinart. | 1.5260 | 0.05985 | 154 | 96 | 35 | 23 |
104 | Honestly, you should come out as transblender in your profile | 1.5253 | 0.05867 | 158 | 98 | 37 | 23 |
105 | It's kale, goddammit. Just chew it like a normal human person. | 1.5248 | 0.06088 | 141 | 86 | 36 | 19 |
106 | I'm afraid to ask, but where is your off button? | 1.5245 | 0.05857 | 143 | 85 | 41 | 17 |
107 | I'll give you some time to process this. | 1.5238 | 0.06734 | 126 | 80 | 26 | 20 |
108 | I see you’re still processing this. | 1.5229 | 0.05871 | 153 | 94 | 38 | 21 |
109 | Do you come with attachments? | 1.5227 | 0.05281 | 176 | 105 | 50 | 21 |
110 | On the other hand, it's nice to meet a man who doesn't chew with his mouth open. | 1.5226 | 0.05741 | 155 | 94 | 41 | 20 |
111 | Are there any other small appliances I need to know about? | 1.5220 | 0.05908 | 159 | 100 | 35 | 24 |
112 | Not your fault......I never should have checked the " Anything with a pulse" box. | 1.5215 | 0.05527 | 163 | 98 | 45 | 20 |
113 | At this point, I'll date any guy with a pulse setting | 1.5203 | 0.06024 | 148 | 92 | 35 | 21 |
114 | I know it's a lot to process ... | 1.5197 | 0.05902 | 152 | 94 | 37 | 21 |
115 | I want to warn you — things always get messy when I open up. | 1.5197 | 0.06398 | 152 | 101 | 23 | 28 |
116 | At least I still turn you on. | 1.5188 | 0.05464 | 160 | 95 | 47 | 18 |
117 | I've never seen you this agitated | 1.5172 | 0.05799 | 145 | 87 | 41 | 17 |
118 | Your bio didn't mention you're cordless. | 1.5166 | 0.05705 | 151 | 91 | 42 | 18 |
119 | I think I'll eat it whole, but thank you. | 1.5159 | 0.05316 | 157 | 91 | 51 | 15 |
120 | Too much to Process? | 1.5154 | 0.06390 | 130 | 81 | 31 | 18 |
121 | You don't mince words, do you? | 1.5145 | 0.06191 | 138 | 86 | 33 | 19 |
122 | I'm sorry Frank, but I need more than a 90-day limited warranty. | 1.5135 | 0.05380 | 148 | 85 | 50 | 13 |
123 | Your photo was of a newer model | 1.5127 | 0.05368 | 158 | 93 | 49 | 16 |
124 | When you mentioned you worked in food processing I had no idea you meant this. | 1.5124 | 0.06441 | 121 | 74 | 32 | 15 |
125 | I'm sorry but I can never love you the way I love the Roomba. | 1.5111 | 0.06209 | 135 | 84 | 33 | 18 |
126 | "Honestly, at this stage i'll date anyone with a pulse." | 1.5108 | 0.06407 | 139 | 90 | 27 | 22 |
127 | Finally I'm dating someone with a pulse. | 1.5102 | 0.06209 | 147 | 95 | 29 | 23 |
128 | Thank you for putting away your cell phone, I find it very distracting. | 1.5099 | 0.05706 | 151 | 92 | 41 | 18 |
129 | I thought you were kidding when you said your name was 'Hamilton Beach'". | 1.5097 | 0.05670 | 155 | 95 | 41 | 19 |
130 | I’ll date anyone with a pulse. | 1.5096 | 0.05759 | 157 | 98 | 38 | 21 |
131 | I can see you're still processing this. | 1.5074 | 0.05995 | 136 | 83 | 37 | 16 |
132 | I'm glad they had a table with an outlet. | 1.5072 | 0.05841 | 138 | 83 | 40 | 15 |
133 | This is my first mixer. | 1.5069 | 0.05913 | 144 | 89 | 37 | 18 |
134 | Honey, you're slurrying your words again. | 1.5068 | 0.06026 | 148 | 94 | 33 | 21 |
135 | I'm sick and tired of how you process things. | 1.5067 | 0.05812 | 150 | 93 | 38 | 19 |
136 | When you mentioned on the phone you're from Hamilton Beach, this isn't what I pictured. | 1.5066 | 0.06262 | 152 | 101 | 25 | 26 |
137 | Cuisinart. So you must be French. | 1.5063 | 0.05732 | 158 | 99 | 38 | 21 |
138 | I’m turned on very easily. | 1.5056 | 0.05487 | 180 | 115 | 39 | 26 |
139 | We all need an outlet. | 1.5035 | 0.06008 | 141 | 88 | 35 | 18 |
140 | You take me out and all you do is whine. | 1.5035 | 0.05923 | 141 | 87 | 37 | 17 |
141 | Carl, not here. I'll turn you on when we get home. | 1.5031 | 0.05704 | 159 | 100 | 38 | 21 |
142 | Sean really? That blender with that shirt ? | 1.5029 | 0.05489 | 175 | 111 | 40 | 24 |
143 | I'm afraid you're not processing what I'm saying | 1.5000 | 0.05976 | 142 | 89 | 35 | 18 |
144 | I can't lie anymore -- I've been seeing the toaster. | 1.5000 | 0.05949 | 148 | 94 | 34 | 20 |
145 | I wish I knew what was in that crazy, mixed-up head of yours. | 1.5000 | 0.06208 | 140 | 90 | 30 | 20 |
146 | I’m sorry, but he just has more settings than you. | 1.5000 | 0.05656 | 150 | 92 | 41 | 17 |
147 | Sure. It’s all fun and games until somebody’s warranty expires. | 1.5000 | 0.05345 | 176 | 110 | 44 | 22 |
148 | So tell me, what is spinning around in that head of yours? | 1.5000 | 0.05995 | 144 | 91 | 34 | 19 |
149 | I told Cynthia I'd take any date with a pulse. | 1.5000 | 0.06468 | 128 | 82 | 28 | 18 |
150 | To be honest, your profile pic looked like a newer model... | 1.5000 | 0.05793 | 148 | 92 | 38 | 18 |
151 | No, I've never met a transblender person before... | 1.5000 | 0.06901 | 120 | 79 | 22 | 19 |
152 | I don't know why my mother says I'd date anyone with a pulse. | 1.4971 | 0.05709 | 171 | 112 | 33 | 26 |
153 | At this point I'll take anyone with a pulse. | 1.4969 | 0.05581 | 161 | 101 | 40 | 20 |
154 | Tell me again what happened to your last girlfriend? | 1.4968 | 0.05616 | 157 | 98 | 40 | 19 |
155 | I prefer a man who doesn't mince words. | 1.4968 | 0.05543 | 157 | 97 | 42 | 18 |
156 | A relief, actually. My last match was with a pothead. | 1.4968 | 0.05959 | 155 | 101 | 31 | 23 |
157 | You're making that noise again! | 1.4967 | 0.05574 | 153 | 94 | 42 | 17 |
158 | Stop mincing your words and tell me what's on your mind. | 1.4967 | 0.05859 | 151 | 96 | 35 | 20 |
159 | I can see you're still processing. | 1.4967 | 0.05628 | 151 | 93 | 41 | 17 |
160 | Obviously, you need time to process things. | 1.4966 | 0.05684 | 149 | 92 | 40 | 17 |
161 | I know that I've given you a lot to process tonight. | 1.4966 | 0.05902 | 147 | 93 | 35 | 19 |
162 | That's a lot to process on the first date. | 1.4966 | 0.05800 | 145 | 90 | 38 | 17 |
163 | Harold, PLEASE, Stop mincing my words! | 1.4965 | 0.06026 | 143 | 91 | 33 | 19 |
164 | Can’t you just unplug and enjoy a nice meal? | 1.4963 | 0.05936 | 135 | 83 | 37 | 15 |
165 | Could you please lower your voice to chop? | 1.4962 | 0.06002 | 133 | 82 | 36 | 15 |
166 | You can't leave me now - you came with a three year warranty! | 1.4962 | 0.05907 | 133 | 81 | 38 | 14 |
167 | I'm thinking you're not a good kisser. | 1.4941 | 0.05550 | 170 | 109 | 38 | 23 |
168 | At this point I’m willing to go out with anybody who has a pulse. | 1.4940 | 0.05664 | 168 | 109 | 35 | 24 |
169 | So you started out in infomercials... | 1.4940 | 0.05587 | 166 | 106 | 38 | 22 |
170 | I thought you meant I was going to see Hamilton the MUSICAL. | 1.4938 | 0.05624 | 162 | 103 | 38 | 21 |
171 | You spin every thing I say! | 1.4937 | 0.05537 | 160 | 100 | 41 | 19 |
172 | I traditionally only date major appliances. | 1.4933 | 0.05888 | 150 | 96 | 34 | 20 |
173 | Besides margaritas, what else do you like? | 1.4930 | 0.05891 | 142 | 89 | 36 | 17 |
174 | I'm trying to process this too. | 1.4930 | 0.05891 | 142 | 89 | 36 | 17 |
175 | Take all the time you need - I’m still processing my thoughts too ... | 1.4928 | 0.05841 | 138 | 85 | 38 | 15 |
176 | You have some lettuce stuck between your blades. | 1.4913 | 0.05225 | 173 | 107 | 47 | 19 |
177 | I’ve tried dating apps before, but you’re my first appliance. | 1.4910 | 0.05227 | 167 | 102 | 48 | 17 |
178 | No, I don't mind...the last person I dated was an attorney. | 1.4902 | 0.05874 | 153 | 99 | 33 | 21 |
179 | Is this what they meant when they said "Adult Mixer | 1.4894 | 0.06174 | 141 | 92 | 29 | 20 |
180 | I have to tell you that I’m leaving you for the microwave. | 1.4892 | 0.05898 | 139 | 87 | 36 | 16 |
181 | You're not processing what I'm saying. | 1.4889 | 0.06555 | 135 | 91 | 22 | 22 |
182 | I have to admit I'm disappointed. You looked like a Vitamix in your profile picture. | 1.4880 | 0.05586 | 166 | 107 | 37 | 22 |
183 | When Angela said you were a real smoothie, I imagined something a bit different. | 1.4873 | 0.05660 | 158 | 101 | 37 | 20 |
184 | Joe, I hate that I have to push your buttons to get a pulse out of you. | 1.4870 | 0.05622 | 154 | 97 | 39 | 18 |
185 | It only happens when someone pushes my buttons. | 1.4865 | 0.05712 | 148 | 93 | 38 | 17 |
186 | I’m leaving you, I need a man who doesn’t mince words. | 1.4865 | 0.05870 | 148 | 95 | 34 | 19 |
187 | Don't worry. No one looks like their profile photo. | 1.4863 | 0.05851 | 146 | 93 | 35 | 18 |
188 | I'm leaving you for a toaster. | 1.4855 | 0.06018 | 138 | 88 | 33 | 17 |
189 | You don’t need to be “on” all the time. | 1.4855 | 0.06018 | 138 | 88 | 33 | 17 |
190 | My first Grindr date too | 1.4837 | 0.05572 | 153 | 96 | 40 | 17 |
191 | Looks like that's the only Hamilton you're going to see tonight. | 1.4837 | 0.06159 | 153 | 104 | 24 | 25 |
192 | When I said anyone with a pulse... | 1.4837 | 0.05946 | 153 | 101 | 30 | 22 |
193 | Thanks for the offer, but I really don’t mind chewing. | 1.4837 | 0.05649 | 153 | 97 | 38 | 18 |
194 | Do you have to make so much noise when you chew? | 1.4834 | 0.05932 | 151 | 99 | 31 | 21 |
195 | I was a little teapot, short and stout, but then I transitioned. | 1.4832 | 0.05993 | 149 | 98 | 30 | 21 |
196 | Just once I'd like to know what's going on inside that head of yours. | 1.4830 | 0.05575 | 147 | 91 | 41 | 15 |
197 | I love you, but I hate the noises you make when you eat. | 1.4830 | 0.05900 | 147 | 95 | 33 | 19 |
198 | Let me get this straight: it turns you on when I push your buttons? | 1.4825 | 0.06025 | 143 | 93 | 31 | 19 |
199 | I really think chewing 32 times would be sufficient. | 1.4825 | 0.05601 | 143 | 88 | 41 | 14 |
200 | Could you perhaps chew on "low"? | 1.4823 | 0.05921 | 141 | 90 | 34 | 17 |
201 | Why does it take you so long to process everything I say? | 1.4815 | 0.05484 | 162 | 103 | 40 | 19 |
202 | Honestly, you're all Braun and no brains. | 1.4815 | 0.05622 | 162 | 105 | 36 | 21 |
203 | First time on Grindr? | 1.4812 | 0.06278 | 133 | 87 | 28 | 18 |
204 | I wish you would stop mincing your words. | 1.4810 | 0.05515 | 158 | 100 | 40 | 18 |
205 | Sometimes I feel like you don't even have a pulse. | 1.4808 | 0.05714 | 156 | 101 | 35 | 20 |
206 | I've got to stop dating just anything with a pulse. | 1.4805 | 0.05696 | 154 | 99 | 36 | 19 |
207 | I just feel like you’re giving me mixed messages. | 1.4798 | 0.05536 | 173 | 114 | 35 | 24 |
208 | I still think you would have been happier with the dental implants. | 1.4795 | 0.06316 | 146 | 100 | 22 | 24 |
209 | There's no easy way to say this but... I'm leaving you for the toaster. | 1.4795 | 0.06164 | 146 | 98 | 26 | 22 |
210 | I think I'll have that drink after all. | 1.4786 | 0.05865 | 140 | 89 | 35 | 16 |
211 | Do you even hear yourself? | 1.4785 | 0.05238 | 186 | 121 | 41 | 24 |
212 | Are you even processing what I'm saying to you? | 1.4779 | 0.06083 | 136 | 88 | 31 | 17 |
213 | There's no need to apologize. I'm all waffle iron from the waist down. | 1.4769 | 0.06003 | 130 | 82 | 34 | 14 |
214 | You know, Jim, sometimes you push my buttons, too. | 1.4765 | 0.05601 | 149 | 94 | 39 | 16 |
215 | I need time to process. | 1.4762 | 0.05819 | 147 | 95 | 34 | 18 |
216 | So do you attend many mixers? | 1.4762 | 0.05898 | 147 | 96 | 32 | 19 |
217 | Stop mincing your words—who is she? | 1.4762 | 0.05819 | 147 | 95 | 34 | 18 |
218 | You’re just not my speed. | 1.4762 | 0.04992 | 168 | 102 | 52 | 14 |
219 | Your profile said you were a major appliance | 1.4752 | 0.05919 | 141 | 91 | 33 | 17 |
220 | What do you mean, you’re turned on? | 1.4748 | 0.06069 | 139 | 91 | 30 | 18 |
221 | I’m having an affair with the washing machine. | 1.4745 | 0.05868 | 137 | 87 | 35 | 15 |
222 | I push YOUR buttons? Really? | 1.4744 | 0.05338 | 156 | 97 | 44 | 15 |
223 | This is not what I expected when I signed up for the mixer | 1.4737 | 0.06092 | 133 | 86 | 31 | 16 |
224 | Sorry, I'm still processing what you just said. | 1.4733 | 0.05730 | 150 | 97 | 35 | 18 |
225 | For God’s sake, Henry, just go ahead and get the dentures. | 1.4730 | 0.06173 | 148 | 101 | 24 | 23 |
226 | Wow! My ex only had two settings. | 1.4724 | 0.06207 | 127 | 82 | 30 | 15 |
227 | I do feel you've gotten better at processing your emotions. | 1.4724 | 0.05387 | 163 | 104 | 41 | 18 |
228 | You looked more like a KitchenAid in your profile pictures... | 1.4720 | 0.06281 | 125 | 81 | 29 | 15 |
229 | When I saw a flyer for a 'Single Mixer', I assumed it was an event of some sort. | 1.4718 | 0.06054 | 142 | 94 | 29 | 19 |
230 | So... You're from Hamilton Beach... | 1.4709 | 0.05496 | 172 | 114 | 35 | 23 |
231 | You want to push MY buttons? | 1.4706 | 0.05491 | 153 | 97 | 40 | 16 |
232 | I need time to process things, too, John. | 1.4702 | 0.05623 | 151 | 97 | 37 | 17 |
233 | Somehow you manage to twist everything I say! | 1.4698 | 0.05517 | 149 | 94 | 40 | 15 |
234 | The 'B' in BYOB stands for 'beverage,' Tom. | 1.4694 | 0.05314 | 147 | 90 | 45 | 12 |
235 | You think you’re a real smoothie, don’t you?! | 1.4691 | 0.05481 | 162 | 105 | 38 | 19 |
236 | Don't mince words with me, Bob... | 1.4690 | 0.05958 | 145 | 96 | 30 | 19 |
237 | I see your wife finally found out about us. | 1.4684 | 0.05210 | 158 | 98 | 46 | 14 |
238 | I said "Big spender!" not "Big blender!" | 1.4676 | 0.05803 | 139 | 89 | 35 | 15 |
239 | When your profile mentioned you were a food processor, I thought it was your employment information. | 1.4676 | 0.05527 | 139 | 86 | 41 | 12 |
240 | I'd invite you back to my place, but it's a cupboard. | 1.4671 | 0.05672 | 152 | 99 | 35 | 18 |
241 | You're going to need time to process this. | 1.4671 | 0.05823 | 152 | 101 | 31 | 20 |
242 | Unlike my last date, at least you have a pulse. | 1.4667 | 0.06113 | 135 | 89 | 29 | 17 |
243 | It's a good ice-breaker | 1.4663 | 0.05385 | 163 | 105 | 40 | 18 |
244 | I don't know why you let other people push your buttons | 1.4662 | 0.06019 | 148 | 100 | 27 | 21 |
245 | I wish you could just tell me how you feel without processing everything | 1.4653 | 0.06148 | 144 | 98 | 25 | 21 |
246 | It's Margaret, not Margarita. | 1.4650 | 0.05681 | 157 | 104 | 33 | 20 |
247 | Waring Blender darling, not Wearing blender!!! | 1.4648 | 0.05884 | 142 | 93 | 32 | 17 |
248 | The least you could do is turn it off when I am talking to you. | 1.4645 | 0.05200 | 155 | 96 | 46 | 13 |
249 | I love you I do ...but I need something more solid from our relationship. | 1.4643 | 0.05197 | 168 | 107 | 44 | 17 |
250 | After dinner, I'm taking you to Goodwill. | 1.4641 | 0.05719 | 153 | 101 | 33 | 19 |
251 | You promised me you would get off the juice. | 1.4641 | 0.05793 | 153 | 102 | 31 | 20 |
252 | I'm sorry,Glen. I've fallen in love with my Instant Pot. | 1.4636 | 0.05620 | 151 | 98 | 36 | 17 |
253 | Are you going to break the ice or shall I? | 1.4629 | 0.05361 | 175 | 116 | 37 | 22 |
254 | Your profile said you came from a blended family. I guess I misunderstood. | 1.4626 | 0.06126 | 147 | 101 | 24 | 22 |
255 | Well, don't mince words. | 1.4626 | 0.05733 | 147 | 96 | 34 | 17 |
256 | We prefer the term "Appliance American" | 1.4626 | 0.05972 | 147 | 99 | 28 | 20 |
257 | And you say I don't turn you on any more? | 1.4621 | 0.06035 | 145 | 98 | 27 | 20 |
258 | Perhaps we should find a quieter setting. | 1.4621 | 0.05624 | 145 | 93 | 37 | 15 |
259 | Nice ice breaker. | 1.4620 | 0.05360 | 158 | 101 | 41 | 16 |
260 | Could you use a lower setting? People are beginning to stare. | 1.4615 | 0.05780 | 156 | 105 | 30 | 21 |
261 | Blend? Grate? Liquefy? Chop? I feel as if I don't know who you are any more | 1.4610 | 0.05538 | 154 | 100 | 37 | 17 |
262 | I fully regret turning you on. | 1.4610 | 0.05837 | 154 | 104 | 29 | 21 |
263 | So fascinating. Do you write all the president's speeches? | 1.4604 | 0.06398 | 139 | 97 | 20 | 22 |
264 | Drinks are on me. | 1.4600 | 0.05725 | 150 | 99 | 33 | 18 |
265 | You look a little different from your pitcher... | 1.4595 | 0.05703 | 148 | 97 | 34 | 17 |
266 | Could you stop staring at the bartender? | 1.4583 | 0.05903 | 144 | 96 | 30 | 18 |
267 | No Roger, I won't turn you on. | 1.4581 | 0.05356 | 155 | 99 | 41 | 15 |
268 | It's just that I can't process these things as fast as you can. | 1.4574 | 0.05928 | 129 | 83 | 33 | 13 |
269 | I thought I was going to meet someone "at" a mixer. | 1.4570 | 0.05294 | 151 | 95 | 43 | 13 |
270 | Edward Scissorhands is one of my favorite movies, too. | 1.4565 | 0.05919 | 138 | 91 | 31 | 16 |
271 | You photoshopped your profile picture. | 1.4559 | 0.05984 | 136 | 90 | 30 | 16 |
272 | Eric, do you always have to put your spin on everything? | 1.4558 | 0.05395 | 147 | 93 | 41 | 13 |
273 | In my defense, your profile pic was a KitchenAid. | 1.4558 | 0.05811 | 147 | 98 | 31 | 18 |
274 | I'm giving YOU mixed messages? | 1.4552 | 0.06142 | 134 | 90 | 27 | 17 |
275 | I told the agency I was hoping to meet a gentleman whose intentions were pure......not puréed. | 1.4552 | 0.05535 | 145 | 93 | 38 | 14 |
276 | Please say there's a margarita in there. | 1.4545 | 0.05211 | 176 | 116 | 40 | 20 |
277 | Hold on, let me process what you've just said! | 1.4545 | 0.05535 | 165 | 111 | 33 | 21 |
278 | And I thought my date with Mr. Coffee was bad. | 1.4545 | 0.05828 | 132 | 85 | 34 | 13 |
279 | When I said I’d date anyone with a pulse, I didn’t mean the setting. | 1.4539 | 0.05995 | 141 | 95 | 28 | 18 |
280 | Just try to blend in. | 1.4539 | 0.05736 | 141 | 92 | 34 | 15 |
281 | In your Tinder picture, you were a cappuccino maker. | 1.4539 | 0.05995 | 141 | 95 | 28 | 18 |
282 | Why must you alway Osterize me when we're out in public | 1.4533 | 0.05482 | 150 | 97 | 38 | 15 |
283 | Still not the worst first date I've had. | 1.4528 | 0.05405 | 159 | 104 | 38 | 17 |
284 | So... is this your first singles mixer? | 1.4527 | 0.05536 | 148 | 96 | 37 | 15 |
285 | If I wanted to go on a date with someone who vibrates, I would have stayed home. | 1.4527 | 0.06089 | 148 | 103 | 23 | 22 |
286 | I can see your food when you chew. | 1.4526 | 0.05858 | 137 | 90 | 32 | 15 |
287 | At least now I know you have a pulse, Henry. | 1.4522 | 0.05675 | 157 | 106 | 31 | 20 |
288 | What are the odds that I'd meet a mixer at a mixer? | 1.4522 | 0.05455 | 157 | 103 | 37 | 17 |
289 | I thought you had a pulse. | 1.4521 | 0.05838 | 146 | 98 | 30 | 18 |
290 | MUST you put a spin on everything I say! | 1.4521 | 0.05674 | 146 | 96 | 34 | 16 |
291 | So what exactly do you do at Shake Shack? | 1.4518 | 0.05167 | 166 | 107 | 43 | 16 |
292 | What exactly do you mean by 'Let's give it a whirl'? | 1.4518 | 0.05095 | 166 | 106 | 45 | 15 |
293 | It’s more of a pulsing headache. | 1.4514 | 0.05560 | 144 | 93 | 37 | 14 |
294 | Well, process this. I met someone. | 1.4512 | 0.05353 | 164 | 108 | 38 | 18 |
295 | I just don't think you are processing what I'm saying. | 1.4512 | 0.05559 | 164 | 111 | 32 | 21 |
296 | Perhaps if you weren't trying so hard to blend in? | 1.4510 | 0.05482 | 153 | 100 | 37 | 16 |
297 | It's so great to meet a man with a pulse. | 1.4510 | 0.05403 | 153 | 99 | 39 | 15 |
298 | I can see your blades turning, tell me what you're thinking. | 1.4507 | 0.05791 | 142 | 94 | 32 | 16 |
299 | Tim, I am leaving you for the juicer. | 1.4503 | 0.05512 | 171 | 117 | 31 | 23 |
300 | I didn't mean to push your buttons. | 1.4494 | 0.05278 | 158 | 102 | 41 | 15 |
301 | Do any of your other parts also vibrate? | 1.4491 | 0.05349 | 167 | 111 | 37 | 19 |
302 | I wish you wouldn't try so hard to blend in. | 1.4490 | 0.05391 | 147 | 94 | 40 | 13 |
303 | You don’t always have to break everything down for me. | 1.4489 | 0.04886 | 176 | 112 | 49 | 15 |
304 | Okay, you got into the molecular transporter, and decided you wanted a mai tai? So, then what happened? | 1.4488 | 0.05990 | 127 | 83 | 31 | 13 |
305 | You know people are just using you, right? | 1.4483 | 0.05948 | 145 | 99 | 27 | 19 |
306 | Honey, I told you to close your lid when you chew. | 1.4481 | 0.05454 | 154 | 101 | 37 | 16 |
307 | I think I want to see otber appliances | 1.4481 | 0.05531 | 154 | 102 | 35 | 17 |
308 | I am not ignoring you. I am just processing things before responding | 1.4481 | 0.05296 | 154 | 99 | 41 | 14 |
309 | You're profile said can whip, chop, mix. I just thought you liked to cook. | 1.4479 | 0.05160 | 163 | 105 | 43 | 15 |
310 | I feel like when I turn you on you don't hear a word that I say. | 1.4476 | 0.05844 | 143 | 96 | 30 | 17 |
311 | We can go see “Hamilton” or go to the beach. Whatever turns you on. | 1.4476 | 0.05844 | 143 | 96 | 30 | 17 |
312 | I know it's a lot, take your time to process it all | 1.4474 | 0.05584 | 152 | 101 | 34 | 17 |
313 | This is the last time I agree to a singles mixer. | 1.4474 | 0.06116 | 114 | 73 | 31 | 10 |
314 | ... and of course, we'll have to have a safe word. | 1.4470 | 0.05921 | 132 | 87 | 31 | 14 |
315 | I’m sorry, but when you texted about a ‘blend date’ I assumed it was a typo. | 1.4465 | 0.05547 | 159 | 107 | 33 | 19 |
316 | I know this may be a lot to process. | 1.4460 | 0.05420 | 139 | 88 | 40 | 11 |
317 | So, your brother is Mr. Coffee? | 1.4459 | 0.05599 | 157 | 106 | 32 | 19 |
318 | So the Genie thought you said, 'Smoothie operator'? | 1.4453 | 0.05853 | 137 | 91 | 31 | 15 |
319 | Annie told me you were a real smoothie. | 1.4452 | 0.05501 | 146 | 95 | 37 | 14 |
320 | No, it’s fine—my first husband was in Radiohead. | 1.4452 | 0.05915 | 146 | 100 | 27 | 19 |
321 | I'm worried that you've been overprocessing things lately. | 1.4444 | 0.05823 | 135 | 89 | 32 | 14 |
322 | Is that a yes or a no? | 1.4444 | 0.05895 | 144 | 98 | 28 | 18 |
323 | It's so hard to know what's going on on your head, but I hope it's a margarita. | 1.4444 | 0.06101 | 135 | 92 | 26 | 17 |
324 | Why can’t you just chew your ice like everyone else? | 1.4438 | 0.05074 | 160 | 102 | 45 | 13 |
325 | My friends will never believe we met on Grinder! | 1.4437 | 0.05873 | 142 | 96 | 29 | 17 |
326 | I appreciate that you don't mince your words | 1.4436 | 0.05789 | 133 | 87 | 33 | 13 |
327 | What else did you forget to tell me? | 1.4427 | 0.05951 | 131 | 87 | 30 | 14 |
328 | I agree,it is an excellent ice breaker. | 1.4423 | 0.05083 | 156 | 99 | 45 | 12 |
329 | I've had it with your mixed messages. | 1.4422 | 0.05556 | 147 | 97 | 35 | 15 |
330 | I should let you know, I'm seeing other appliances. | 1.4422 | 0.05472 | 147 | 96 | 37 | 14 |
331 | Must you process every single thing I say? | 1.4420 | 0.05635 | 138 | 90 | 35 | 13 |
332 | That's just purée nonsense. | 1.4420 | 0.06173 | 138 | 96 | 23 | 19 |
333 | You seem to be having trouble processing that. | 1.4420 | 0.05635 | 138 | 90 | 35 | 13 |
334 | You certainly know how to break the ice. | 1.4417 | 0.06567 | 120 | 83 | 21 | 16 |
335 | I know I said I’d date anyone with a pulse, but .... | 1.4408 | 0.05734 | 152 | 104 | 29 | 19 |
336 | When you said you "like to mix it up", I assumed you meant in the bedroom. | 1.4408 | 0.05501 | 152 | 101 | 35 | 16 |
337 | I have to admit, I thought 'five-minute mixers" referred to something else. | 1.4406 | 0.05840 | 143 | 97 | 29 | 17 |
338 | So, what do you do to escape the daily grind? | 1.4406 | 0.05492 | 143 | 93 | 37 | 13 |
339 | Do you have to always make that noise when you eat? | 1.4406 | 0.05755 | 143 | 96 | 31 | 16 |
340 | First time at a mixer ? | 1.4398 | 0.05367 | 166 | 112 | 35 | 19 |
341 | Sometimes,I just don't know what goes on in that head of yours. | 1.4397 | 0.05814 | 141 | 95 | 30 | 16 |
342 | Can we enjoy one meal without you getting turned on? | 1.4397 | 0.05814 | 141 | 95 | 30 | 16 |
343 | Before you I've never met anyone from Margaritaville. | 1.4392 | 0.05691 | 148 | 100 | 31 | 17 |
344 | When you've finished your pesto , would you mind topping off my Margarita? | 1.4392 | 0.05183 | 148 | 94 | 43 | 11 |
345 | No, it's ok. Honestly, at my age I just need a man with a pulse. | 1.4387 | 0.05499 | 155 | 104 | 34 | 17 |
346 | Where is your biggest turn-off? | 1.4387 | 0.05021 | 155 | 98 | 46 | 11 |
347 | Am I turning you on?" | 1.4386 | 0.05249 | 171 | 115 | 37 | 19 |
348 | If you wanted the soup, you should have just ordered it. | 1.4379 | 0.05704 | 153 | 105 | 29 | 19 |
349 | When your profile mentioned coming from a blended family, I was picturing something different. | 1.4375 | 0.05890 | 144 | 99 | 27 | 18 |
350 | I am tired of you putting a spin on everything I say | 1.4371 | 0.05196 | 151 | 97 | 42 | 12 |
351 | That's a coincidence - my name's Brenda.. | 1.4371 | 0.05280 | 151 | 98 | 40 | 13 |
352 | I wish you'd stop mincing words. | 1.4371 | 0.05525 | 151 | 101 | 34 | 16 |
353 | I'm getting mixed messages here. | 1.4370 | 0.05624 | 135 | 88 | 35 | 12 |
354 | Would you mind if I chew? | 1.4370 | 0.05721 | 135 | 89 | 33 | 13 |
355 | I'm a little annoyed by your constant whining. | 1.4368 | 0.05051 | 174 | 115 | 42 | 17 |
356 | What pronoun do you prefer? | 1.4366 | 0.06117 | 142 | 100 | 22 | 20 |
357 | Ever think about turning me on? | 1.4359 | 0.05620 | 156 | 107 | 30 | 19 |
358 | I didn't know who I would meet on Blendr. | 1.4354 | 0.05956 | 147 | 103 | 24 | 20 |
359 | I shouldn't have asked for a date with a pulse. | 1.4354 | 0.05467 | 147 | 97 | 36 | 14 |
360 | Honey, everyone is staring at us. I told you that dress was too revealing. | 1.4353 | 0.05068 | 170 | 112 | 42 | 16 |
361 | Must you get juiced every night? | 1.4348 | 0.05814 | 138 | 93 | 30 | 15 |
362 | You’re an upgrade. Most my blind dates don’t even have a pulse. | 1.4348 | 0.06253 | 138 | 98 | 20 | 20 |
363 | There wasn't a table by the window with an outlet. | 1.4348 | 0.05535 | 138 | 90 | 36 | 12 |
364 | I've had it with always needing to sit near an outlet. | 1.4348 | 0.05629 | 138 | 91 | 34 | 13 |
365 | Are you processing this? | 1.4345 | 0.05775 | 145 | 99 | 29 | 17 |
366 | First mixer? | 1.4345 | 0.05254 | 145 | 93 | 41 | 11 |
367 | ''My ex pushed all my buttons at once." | 1.4345 | 0.05775 | 145 | 99 | 29 | 17 |
368 | I thought my friend was setting me up with her Cousin Art. | 1.4345 | 0.06175 | 145 | 104 | 19 | 22 |
369 | Well, I guess you DO mince your words after all. | 1.4342 | 0.05417 | 152 | 101 | 36 | 15 |
370 | I regret the transplant but I love the smoothies. | 1.4341 | 0.05807 | 129 | 85 | 32 | 12 |
371 | You still have a bit of spinach stuck top left. | 1.4341 | 0.05911 | 129 | 86 | 30 | 13 |
372 | No thanks, I'll just chew mine. | 1.4337 | 0.05011 | 166 | 108 | 44 | 14 |
373 | So your profile said you make great cocktails? | 1.4337 | 0.05154 | 166 | 110 | 40 | 16 |
374 | I assumed your profile pic was just a metaphor... | 1.4333 | 0.05386 | 150 | 99 | 37 | 14 |
375 | You probably should have used Grinder instead of Tinder. | 1.4329 | 0.05411 | 164 | 112 | 33 | 19 |
376 | Lately you go from chop to liquify without any warning. I didn’t think that I was pressing your buttons. | 1.4327 | 0.05179 | 171 | 115 | 38 | 18 |
377 | Yes, but I want more than just free margaritas, Jerry. | 1.4326 | 0.05809 | 141 | 96 | 29 | 16 |
378 | Don't be so hard on yourself. At least you have a pulse. | 1.4326 | 0.05721 | 141 | 95 | 31 | 15 |
379 | Sure, I like a man who likes to work in the kitchen, but I also like a man with a good head on his shoulders. | 1.4324 | 0.05437 | 148 | 98 | 36 | 14 |
380 | I never know the right button's to push on you... | 1.4323 | 0.05494 | 155 | 105 | 33 | 17 |
381 | I thought "blend date" was a typographical error. | 1.4323 | 0.05494 | 155 | 105 | 33 | 17 |
382 | Look, just whir once for ‘yes’ and twice for ‘no’. | 1.4323 | 0.05180 | 155 | 101 | 41 | 13 |
383 | Sorry, I can be a real motor mouth. Tell me about you. | 1.4321 | 0.05245 | 162 | 108 | 38 | 16 |
384 | When she said it was a mixer, I thought she meant the event. | 1.4321 | 0.05318 | 162 | 109 | 36 | 17 |
385 | It's cuisine, Art. | 1.4320 | 0.06359 | 125 | 87 | 22 | 16 |
386 | Stop mincing your words! | 1.4318 | 0.05811 | 132 | 88 | 31 | 13 |
387 | So are we splitting the bill or shredding it? | 1.4317 | 0.05597 | 139 | 92 | 34 | 13 |
388 | I wish you wouldn’t mince words. | 1.4317 | 0.05504 | 139 | 91 | 36 | 12 |
389 | It seems like you're having trouble processing this. | 1.4315 | 0.05226 | 146 | 94 | 41 | 11 |
390 | Yeah, my job's also a grind sometimes, but I don't let it get into my head. | 1.4315 | 0.05743 | 146 | 100 | 29 | 17 |
391 | I can't stand the sounds you make when you eat. | 1.4310 | 0.05366 | 174 | 121 | 31 | 22 |
392 | I'm leaving you for a wine opener. | 1.4304 | 0.05264 | 158 | 105 | 38 | 15 |
393 | Oh no, did I push a button? | 1.4304 | 0.04948 | 158 | 101 | 46 | 11 |
394 | Why can’t you just chew your food like other people? | 1.4296 | 0.05998 | 135 | 93 | 26 | 16 |
395 | So you're from Margaritaville? | 1.4296 | 0.05905 | 135 | 92 | 28 | 15 |
396 | Too much ice gives me a headache, too. | 1.4296 | 0.05689 | 142 | 96 | 31 | 15 |
397 | Your sending me mixed messages. | 1.4296 | 0.05419 | 142 | 93 | 37 | 12 |
398 | Well, I assume everyone would know how to push your buttons. | 1.4295 | 0.05492 | 149 | 100 | 34 | 15 |
399 | Well I'm sorry. I didn't even know Trans-Blender was a thing... | 1.4294 | 0.05265 | 170 | 116 | 35 | 19 |
400 | Well, at least you told the truth about being a good mixer. | 1.4286 | 0.05629 | 147 | 100 | 31 | 16 |
401 | I almost didn't recognize you without your glasses. | 1.4286 | 0.05517 | 154 | 105 | 32 | 17 |
402 | No Dale, things can't to go back to the way they whir. | 1.4277 | 0.05461 | 159 | 109 | 32 | 18 |
403 | Is this your first mixer? | 1.4276 | 0.05330 | 152 | 101 | 37 | 14 |
404 | Um, what are your hands doing right now?" | 1.4276 | 0.05851 | 145 | 101 | 26 | 18 |
405 | Must you always mince your words? | 1.4276 | 0.05427 | 145 | 96 | 36 | 13 |
406 | Wouldn't it be easier to chew each mouthful 32 times? | 1.4268 | 0.05406 | 164 | 113 | 32 | 19 |
407 | I thought you said you were just coming off a bender. | 1.4267 | 0.05544 | 150 | 102 | 32 | 16 |
408 | Most guys won't help in the kitchen. | 1.4266 | 0.05743 | 143 | 98 | 29 | 16 |
409 | First dates are usually so awkward, at least you know how to break the ice. | 1.4266 | 0.05657 | 143 | 97 | 31 | 15 |
410 | What's so hard to process? | 1.4266 | 0.05569 | 143 | 96 | 33 | 14 |
411 | Did I turn you on? | 1.4258 | 0.05254 | 155 | 103 | 38 | 14 |
412 | I hope you're not just another smoothie. | 1.4258 | 0.05174 | 155 | 102 | 40 | 13 |
413 | Do I still turn you on? | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
414 | You're much more interesting than my last date. He didn't have a pulse mode. | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
415 | When your profile mentioned you were comfortable in the kitchen, I had no idea... | 1.4255 | 0.05535 | 141 | 94 | 34 | 13 |
416 | I'm really not trying to push your buttons! | 1.4254 | 0.05441 | 134 | 87 | 37 | 10 |
417 | I actually prefer chewing my own food, but thanks for offering. | 1.4252 | 0.05865 | 127 | 85 | 30 | 12 |
418 | So what does a mixologist actually do? | 1.4248 | 0.05221 | 153 | 101 | 39 | 13 |
419 | My husband is starting to wonder why his son is a toaster. | 1.4248 | 0.05383 | 153 | 103 | 35 | 15 |
420 | Your first mixer? | 1.4242 | 0.05169 | 165 | 111 | 38 | 16 |
421 | I can see you have mixed feelings about me... | 1.4241 | 0.05629 | 158 | 111 | 27 | 20 |
422 | Have they said what’s taking so long with your dentures? | 1.4241 | 0.05484 | 158 | 109 | 31 | 18 |
423 | Do you identify as a trans-blender? | 1.4238 | 0.05434 | 151 | 102 | 34 | 15 |
424 | I know this is hard to process | 1.4238 | 0.05594 | 151 | 104 | 30 | 17 |
425 | Would you even have married me if my name wasn't Margarita? | 1.4236 | 0.05711 | 144 | 99 | 29 | 16 |
426 | Why can't you just chew your food like everyone else? | 1.4235 | 0.05058 | 170 | 114 | 40 | 16 |
427 | For once I'd just like to blend in. | 1.4234 | 0.05743 | 137 | 93 | 30 | 14 |
428 | So you work with ICE? | 1.4234 | 0.05648 | 137 | 92 | 32 | 13 |
429 | I thought the dating service said you were a lender. | 1.4233 | 0.05633 | 163 | 116 | 25 | 22 |
430 | Why can't you just use a knife? | 1.4233 | 0.05286 | 163 | 111 | 35 | 17 |
431 | Well aren’t you a smoothie. | 1.4231 | 0.05609 | 156 | 109 | 28 | 19 |
432 | I see they pushed your buttons at work again, dear. | 1.4231 | 0.05067 | 156 | 102 | 42 | 12 |
433 | With apologies to Shakespeare, 'Neither a borrower nor blender be'... | 1.4231 | 0.06067 | 130 | 90 | 25 | 15 |
434 | I hope you know you're causing quite a stir! | 1.4229 | 0.04887 | 175 | 116 | 44 | 15 |
435 | I mean really George, it's embarrassing! Can't you just chew your damn food like the rest of us? | 1.4228 | 0.05486 | 149 | 101 | 33 | 15 |
436 | You had more time for me when you were a slow cooker. | 1.4225 | 0.05594 | 142 | 96 | 32 | 14 |
437 | It’s not you, it’s me and it's nothing to do with your small appliance. | 1.4224 | 0.05548 | 161 | 113 | 28 | 20 |
438 | When the invitation said "mixer", I didn't take it literally. | 1.4221 | 0.05112 | 154 | 101 | 41 | 12 |
439 | Thanks for doing this. A lot of women freak out when they learn I have no pulse. | 1.4217 | 0.05073 | 166 | 111 | 40 | 15 |
440 | I see you're upset. Just keep your lid on. | 1.4214 | 0.05559 | 140 | 94 | 33 | 13 |
441 | So what pushes your buttons? | 1.4214 | 0.04974 | 140 | 88 | 45 | 7 |
442 | I SAID I’M FROM MINNEAPOLIS. MY PARENTS STILL LIVE THERE. | 1.4214 | 0.05599 | 159 | 112 | 27 | 20 |
443 | Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen for a change? | 1.4214 | 0.05232 | 159 | 107 | 37 | 15 |
444 | I met my first husband at a mixer. | 1.4207 | 0.05331 | 164 | 113 | 33 | 18 |
445 | Please don't mince words. | 1.4207 | 0.05401 | 164 | 114 | 31 | 19 |
446 | We can kiss but no tongue, okay? | 1.4207 | 0.05927 | 145 | 103 | 23 | 19 |
447 | Look, it's not going to work out with us. I'm the Hamptons and you're Hamilton Beach. | 1.4206 | 0.06000 | 126 | 86 | 27 | 13 |
448 | Wait till you see my hands. | 1.4203 | 0.05801 | 138 | 95 | 28 | 15 |
449 | Oh John, lets not mince words! | 1.4200 | 0.05618 | 150 | 104 | 29 | 17 |
450 | Well, how does anyone end up in small appliances? | 1.4198 | 0.06029 | 131 | 91 | 25 | 15 |
451 | Cuisinart? Is that French? | 1.4198 | 0.05831 | 131 | 89 | 29 | 13 |
452 | Could you process your thoughts a little less visibly? | 1.4196 | 0.05650 | 143 | 98 | 30 | 15 |
453 | Yes, a daiquiri would be fine. | 1.4194 | 0.05482 | 155 | 107 | 31 | 17 |
454 | You can spin all you want, Roger, but I'm still raising them Jewish. | 1.4192 | 0.05526 | 167 | 119 | 26 | 22 |
455 | I can't do this anymore. You keep sending me mixed signals. | 1.4189 | 0.05425 | 148 | 100 | 34 | 14 |
456 | What do you think of my new dress? And don't mince your words. | 1.4189 | 0.05425 | 148 | 100 | 34 | 14 |
457 | Why do you always have to put a different spin on what I have to say? | 1.4187 | 0.05206 | 160 | 108 | 37 | 15 |
458 | I said, let us pray. Not puree. | 1.4187 | 0.05428 | 160 | 111 | 31 | 18 |
459 | It’s my first time on Grindr. | 1.4186 | 0.05687 | 129 | 86 | 32 | 11 |
460 | I hear what you're saying, but it's not processing. | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
461 | Could you please switch to a lower setting? People are staring. | 1.4178 | 0.05647 | 146 | 101 | 29 | 16 |
462 | I can dress you up, I can take you out, but you'll never blend in. | 1.4177 | 0.05252 | 158 | 107 | 36 | 15 |
463 | I feel like you're always giving me mixed signals. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
464 | Well, well, aren't you the smoothie... | 1.4173 | 0.05767 | 139 | 96 | 28 | 15 |
465 | So, how was your spin class? | 1.4172 | 0.05427 | 151 | 103 | 33 | 15 |
466 | Just so you know, I won't go to 10 on the first date. | 1.4167 | 0.06088 | 132 | 93 | 23 | 16 |
467 | As my profile said, I process things quickly. | 1.4167 | 0.05531 | 144 | 98 | 32 | 14 |
468 | Honey, I still think false teeth would have been a better option" | 1.4167 | 0.05377 | 156 | 107 | 33 | 16 |
469 | You're a real smooth operator, aren't you? | 1.4161 | 0.05311 | 149 | 100 | 36 | 13 |
470 | You were more fun without the lid. | 1.4156 | 0.05505 | 154 | 107 | 30 | 17 |
471 | And the telemarketer told you that Medicare is going to pay for it? | 1.4156 | 0.05657 | 154 | 109 | 26 | 19 |
472 | I'm cheating on you... yes, it's the washing machine. | 1.4155 | 0.05675 | 142 | 98 | 29 | 15 |
473 | True, you don't blend in. But you make a great margarita. | 1.4155 | 0.05586 | 142 | 97 | 31 | 14 |
474 | I guess I was wrong, you do have a pulse. | 1.4150 | 0.05361 | 147 | 99 | 35 | 13 |
475 | Sorry, I'm a little nervous. This is my first speed date. | 1.4148 | 0.05796 | 135 | 93 | 28 | 14 |
476 | I guess the craziest place I've ever done it was on the kitchen counter. | 1.4148 | 0.05700 | 135 | 92 | 30 | 13 |
477 | Can we talk about something else? I didn't mean to push your buttons. | 1.4146 | 0.05254 | 164 | 113 | 34 | 17 |
478 | In your Tinder pic, you looked more like a toaster. | 1.4145 | 0.05234 | 152 | 102 | 37 | 13 |
479 | I hate myself for always pushing your buttons. | 1.4145 | 0.05151 | 152 | 101 | 39 | 12 |
480 | That's exactly the problem, Frank, you escalate to puree before I even get stirred. | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
481 | You don't have to mince your words with me. | 1.4140 | 0.05273 | 157 | 107 | 35 | 15 |
482 | For once, can't we just have a quiet conversation? | 1.4140 | 0.05195 | 157 | 106 | 37 | 14 |
483 | You're actually the first person I've dated that looked exactly like your profile picture. | 1.4138 | 0.05587 | 145 | 100 | 30 | 15 |
484 | Must you mix your metaphors? | 1.4138 | 0.05587 | 145 | 100 | 30 | 15 |
485 | Can’t you just chew like a normal person? | 1.4138 | 0.05500 | 145 | 99 | 32 | 14 |
486 | That's quite an icebreaker. | 1.4136 | 0.04926 | 162 | 107 | 43 | 12 |
487 | Why don’t you just get dentures? | 1.4136 | 0.05228 | 162 | 111 | 35 | 16 |
488 | It was a simple comment. I wasn't making fun of your small appliance. | 1.4135 | 0.05858 | 133 | 92 | 27 | 14 |
489 | Actually, "stop" is a speed. | 1.4135 | 0.05760 | 133 | 91 | 29 | 13 |
490 | I thought I was done with mixers after college | 1.4135 | 0.05858 | 133 | 92 | 27 | 14 |
491 | I'm just processing what you're saying, Edith. | 1.4135 | 0.06050 | 133 | 94 | 23 | 16 |
492 | Is this your first time at 12-speed dating? | 1.4133 | 0.05367 | 150 | 102 | 34 | 14 |
493 | I see you have mixed emotions | 1.4133 | 0.05283 | 150 | 101 | 36 | 13 |
494 | Was there anything else you replaced with an appliance? | 1.4130 | 0.05973 | 138 | 98 | 23 | 17 |
495 | Would it kill ya to just pulse for a while? | 1.4130 | 0.05115 | 138 | 89 | 41 | 8 |
496 | In your picture you looked like the newer model. | 1.4129 | 0.05476 | 155 | 108 | 30 | 17 |
497 | Does it hurt if I turn you on? | 1.4129 | 0.05321 | 155 | 106 | 34 | 15 |
498 | When you called yourself a mixologist, I had no idea. | 1.4129 | 0.05476 | 155 | 108 | 30 | 17 |
499 | Wearing blender, I hate visual puns. | 1.4126 | 0.06144 | 143 | 105 | 17 | 21 |
500 | For once, Charlie, could you simply chew your food? | 1.4126 | 0.05465 | 143 | 97 | 33 | 13 |
501 | Speak up! You know I can't hear you when you're on Puree | 1.4122 | 0.06118 | 131 | 93 | 22 | 16 |
502 | Do you mind eating on "pulse"?Everyone is looking at us. | 1.4122 | 0.04882 | 148 | 95 | 45 | 8 |
503 | You're mixing up everything I say! | 1.4121 | 0.05012 | 165 | 111 | 40 | 14 |
504 | Must you chew everything 32,000 times? | 1.4118 | 0.05289 | 153 | 104 | 35 | 14 |
505 | So, what do you do at the White House? | 1.4118 | 0.05855 | 136 | 95 | 26 | 15 |
506 | Honey, please set yourself to 'low'... People are beginning to stare. | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
507 | You always said I make your head spin. | 1.4118 | 0.05370 | 153 | 105 | 33 | 15 |
508 | You’re not very social for a mixer. | 1.4118 | 0.05289 | 153 | 104 | 35 | 14 |
509 | It's not true, John. Margaritas are not the only reason I'm attracted to you. | 1.4114 | 0.05545 | 158 | 112 | 27 | 19 |
510 | Well, you certainly know how to break the ice. | 1.4114 | 0.04929 | 158 | 104 | 43 | 11 |
511 | Honey, you're at a 10 right now and I need you at a 1. | 1.4113 | 0.05427 | 141 | 95 | 34 | 12 |
512 | I’d like to bring you to my friend’s bridal shower. | 1.4113 | 0.05611 | 141 | 97 | 30 | 14 |
513 | You're right. I think we did meet at a college mixer. | 1.4113 | 0.05875 | 141 | 100 | 24 | 17 |
514 | I don’t think that buzzing in your head is tinnitus | 1.4113 | 0.06273 | 124 | 88 | 21 | 15 |
515 | You can't just start to emulsify whenever the conversation gets hard. | 1.4110 | 0.04979 | 163 | 109 | 41 | 13 |
516 | Besides puree, chop, and whip, what do you do? | 1.4110 | 0.05556 | 146 | 101 | 30 | 15 |
517 | Actually, dear, the Keurig looks much better on you. | 1.4110 | 0.05640 | 146 | 102 | 28 | 16 |
518 | Was it hard growing up in a blended family? | 1.4110 | 0.05204 | 146 | 97 | 38 | 11 |
519 | When did your doctor say you could start eating solid food again? | 1.4106 | 0.05255 | 151 | 102 | 36 | 13 |
520 | Still processing? | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
521 | I almost didn't recognize you in that suit. | 1.4103 | 0.05053 | 156 | 104 | 40 | 12 |
522 | So,you’re a transblender . | 1.4101 | 0.05287 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
523 | I assure you, madam, my intentions are puree. | 1.4099 | 0.05394 | 161 | 113 | 30 | 18 |
524 | So other than the photo, was the rest of your dating profile accurate? | 1.4099 | 0.05173 | 161 | 110 | 36 | 15 |
525 | Please stop sending me mixed messages. | 1.4098 | 0.06132 | 122 | 85 | 24 | 13 |
526 | I must have misunderstood when they invited me to a mixer. | 1.4097 | 0.05697 | 144 | 101 | 27 | 16 |
527 | When I said 'let's give it a whirl' I meant let's go on a second date. | 1.4094 | 0.05629 | 127 | 85 | 32 | 10 |
528 | So on your dating profile you said you’re from a blended family. | 1.4094 | 0.05304 | 149 | 101 | 35 | 13 |
529 | Head turner? Yeh, I get that a lot. | 1.4094 | 0.05130 | 149 | 99 | 39 | 11 |
530 | For once, couldn’t you just chew your food like a normal person? | 1.4094 | 0.05130 | 149 | 99 | 39 | 11 |
531 | Ironically, it's that you don't blend in. | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
532 | Don't be ridiculous, you'll blend right in. | 1.4091 | 0.05498 | 154 | 108 | 29 | 17 |
533 | So, how do you feel about mixed marriage? | 1.4088 | 0.04904 | 159 | 105 | 43 | 11 |
534 | I should have listened when she told me you were a smoothie. | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
535 | So your profile says you are a good processor. | 1.4088 | 0.05237 | 137 | 90 | 38 | 9 |
536 | Put a lid on it Jerry" | 1.4088 | 0.05911 | 137 | 97 | 24 | 16 |
537 | "Forget everything you've heard about small appliances." | 1.4085 | 0.05319 | 164 | 115 | 31 | 18 |
538 | Well, I could go for a nice strawberry daiquiri--if it's not too much of a problem. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
539 | I assure you, my intentions are purée. | 1.4085 | 0.05397 | 142 | 96 | 34 | 12 |
540 | I just feel that everything is mixed up in that little head of yours. | 1.4082 | 0.05525 | 147 | 102 | 30 | 15 |
541 | The last guy I dated didn't even have a pulse button. | 1.4079 | 0.05143 | 152 | 102 | 38 | 12 |
542 | They told me you were a smoothie. | 1.4079 | 0.05391 | 152 | 105 | 32 | 15 |
543 | We never really talk any more. | 1.4079 | 0.05391 | 152 | 105 | 32 | 15 |
544 | But enough about me... | 1.4076 | 0.05493 | 157 | 111 | 28 | 18 |
545 | Are you even listening to me? You know, I honestly wonder sometimes where your head even is. | 1.4074 | 0.05222 | 162 | 112 | 34 | 16 |
546 | I thought they said you were a smooth operator, not a smoothie operator. | 1.4069 | 0.05831 | 145 | 104 | 23 | 18 |
547 | I have mixed feelings about us too. | 1.4069 | 0.05493 | 145 | 100 | 31 | 14 |
548 | I thought your profile said pushing your buttons was a turn on. | 1.4067 | 0.05275 | 150 | 102 | 35 | 13 |
549 | I guess I should warn you. I just took six hits of mescaline. | 1.4067 | 0.05604 | 150 | 106 | 27 | 17 |
550 | I think we should see other appliances. | 1.4065 | 0.05545 | 155 | 110 | 27 | 18 |
551 | I'm sure it is healthy, but that was the centerpiece. | 1.4062 | 0.05487 | 160 | 114 | 27 | 19 |
552 | Whirrr, whirrr, whirrr" is not a commitment, Leonard | 1.4061 | 0.05292 | 165 | 116 | 31 | 18 |
553 | Is it a common dental procedure in Britain? | 1.4060 | 0.05946 | 133 | 94 | 24 | 15 |
554 | At least you still have a pulse. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
555 | I thought 'blend date' was a typo. | 1.4059 | 0.04971 | 170 | 116 | 39 | 15 |
556 | And you say that you have had no digestion problems since the transplant? | 1.4058 | 0.05693 | 138 | 96 | 28 | 14 |
557 | I'm still processing what you just said. | 1.4056 | 0.05547 | 143 | 99 | 30 | 14 |
558 | Could you chew on low? | 1.4056 | 0.04707 | 180 | 121 | 45 | 14 |
559 | Is everything O.K.? You’ve hardly pulverized your dinner. | 1.4052 | 0.05200 | 153 | 104 | 36 | 13 |
560 | It's my fault, I thought you said trans gender. | 1.4051 | 0.05082 | 158 | 107 | 38 | 13 |
561 | You seem agitated. Was it something I said? | 1.4051 | 0.04839 | 158 | 104 | 44 | 10 |
562 | This is my first single's mixer. | 1.4048 | 0.06087 | 126 | 89 | 23 | 14 |
563 | I love what you’re Waring! | 1.4044 | 0.05657 | 136 | 94 | 29 | 13 |
564 | Sometimes I just want to know what’s spinning around in that puréed little head of yours. | 1.4044 | 0.05560 | 136 | 93 | 31 | 12 |
565 | I like you, too... I'm just not sure I'm ready to emulsify. | 1.4041 | 0.05375 | 146 | 100 | 33 | 13 |
566 | I think you could have been more forthcoming in your dating profile than 'serious foodie.' | 1.4038 | 0.05046 | 156 | 105 | 39 | 12 |
567 | Let me get this straight: You gave her a blender for Valentine’s Day? | 1.4029 | 0.05929 | 139 | 100 | 22 | 17 |
568 | There's no good way to tell you this, but I've decided I'd like a food processor. | 1.4028 | 0.05515 | 144 | 100 | 30 | 14 |
569 | Of course they liked you at the party. You’ve always been a good mixer. | 1.4027 | 0.05209 | 149 | 101 | 36 | 12 |
570 | When you told me you were from a blended family.. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
571 | Years later, this would be Susan's only memory of their honeymoon in Margaritaville. | 1.4015 | 0.05877 | 132 | 93 | 25 | 14 |
572 | It's just when you get going I just can't hear myself think! | 1.4015 | 0.05527 | 137 | 94 | 31 | 12 |
573 | No offense Larry, but you are seriously mixed up. | 1.4014 | 0.05199 | 142 | 95 | 37 | 10 |
574 | On our speed date you were smooth and I was stirred but what was once a crush is now a grind and frankly...it’s Waring thin.” | 1.4014 | 0.05918 | 142 | 103 | 21 | 18 |
575 | So when you wrote in your profile that you were from a 'blender family' it wasn't a typo. | 1.4014 | 0.05168 | 147 | 99 | 37 | 11 |
576 | I just don't see a future for us. Why is this so hard to process? | 1.4014 | 0.05257 | 147 | 100 | 35 | 12 |
577 | Let’s not mince words | 1.4013 | 0.05302 | 152 | 105 | 33 | 14 |
578 | You've been listening to Trump again, haven't you. | 1.4013 | 0.05335 | 157 | 110 | 31 | 16 |
579 | You're lying, John. You purée when you lie. | 1.4013 | 0.05335 | 157 | 110 | 31 | 16 |
580 | I just need some counter space right now. | 1.4012 | 0.05140 | 162 | 112 | 35 | 15 |
581 | I'm guessing you were the life of the party back at Dartmouth. | 1.4012 | 0.05360 | 162 | 115 | 29 | 18 |
582 | I can't talk to you when you're on purée. | 1.4012 | 0.04809 | 167 | 112 | 43 | 12 |
583 | I can definitely go slower if you like. | 1.4011 | 0.04825 | 177 | 121 | 41 | 15 |
584 | Please don't pulse while I tell you about my day. | 1.4000 | 0.06117 | 125 | 89 | 22 | 14 |
585 | And you think I’m mixed up? | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 145 | 101 | 30 | 14 |
586 | Yeah, my job's also a grind sometimes, but I don't let it go to my head. | 1.4000 | 0.05484 | 135 | 92 | 32 | 11 |
587 | So, is there a setting on there for “stimulating conversation” or... ? | 1.4000 | 0.05441 | 140 | 96 | 32 | 12 |
588 | I misunderstood when you said you wear out kitchen appliances. | 1.4000 | 0.05267 | 150 | 103 | 34 | 13 |
589 | Ron, that's disgusting! I wish you would chew with your lid on. | 1.4000 | 0.05396 | 145 | 100 | 32 | 13 |
590 | I'm so turned on right now. | 1.4000 | 0.05462 | 155 | 110 | 28 | 17 |
591 | I'm sorry , Eddie, this isn't going to work. I'm in love with a toaster. | 1.4000 | 0.05656 | 145 | 103 | 26 | 16 |
592 | Blend. James Blend. | 1.3988 | 0.05332 | 163 | 116 | 29 | 18 |
593 | Puree, that's an interesting name. Is it French? | 1.3987 | 0.05075 | 158 | 108 | 37 | 13 |
594 | Let me get you up to speed . . . | 1.3987 | 0.04937 | 153 | 102 | 41 | 10 |
595 | I don’t care if it has six speeds - it’s still a one-track mind. | 1.3987 | 0.05274 | 153 | 106 | 33 | 14 |
596 | "You keep sending me mixed messages." | 1.3986 | 0.05486 | 148 | 104 | 29 | 15 |
597 | So your mother’s name was Margarita? | 1.3986 | 0.05170 | 143 | 96 | 37 | 10 |
598 | Must you put your spin on EVERYTHING I say?!! | 1.3986 | 0.05448 | 143 | 99 | 31 | 13 |
599 | Tell me more about your time in the Trump cabinet | 1.3986 | 0.05867 | 138 | 99 | 23 | 16 |
600 | So, mixologist. Is that like a degree or a condition? | 1.3975 | 0.05234 | 161 | 113 | 32 | 16 |
601 | All I said was, “Alexa, get me one of those smart blenders.” | 1.3975 | 0.05083 | 161 | 111 | 36 | 14 |
602 | You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me, Dottie. | 1.3974 | 0.04955 | 156 | 105 | 40 | 11 |
603 | There you go again, Ostercising everything I say | 1.3974 | 0.05566 | 151 | 108 | 26 | 17 |
604 | Wouldn't it be simpler just to chew your food? | 1.3973 | 0.05002 | 146 | 97 | 40 | 9 |
605 | Pulse once for yes, pulse twice for no and pulverize for angry. | 1.3973 | 0.05624 | 146 | 104 | 26 | 16 |
606 | . . . No Harold, it's your obsession with homogeneity that I find most troubling. | 1.3973 | 0.05539 | 146 | 103 | 28 | 15 |
607 | Try a different setting. You keep chopping off your words. | 1.3973 | 0.05366 | 146 | 101 | 32 | 13 |
608 | That's better. For a while, I didn't think you had a pulse. | 1.3972 | 0.05502 | 141 | 98 | 30 | 13 |
609 | I was picturing more of a whirlwind romance. | 1.3972 | 0.05683 | 141 | 100 | 26 | 15 |
610 | Sorry, I thought you said your mother's name was Brenda. | 1.3972 | 0.05859 | 141 | 102 | 22 | 17 |
611 | Disappointed? A bit. Your profile said you were a Hamilton Beach. | 1.3971 | 0.05550 | 136 | 94 | 30 | 12 |
612 | Honey, I'm seeing another kitchen appliance. | 1.3968 | 0.06077 | 126 | 90 | 22 | 14 |
613 | You need to unplug. | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
614 | How are are you related to Edward Scissorhands exactly? | 1.3963 | 0.04940 | 164 | 112 | 39 | 13 |
615 | This pot is SO much stronger than when I was in college! | 1.3962 | 0.05355 | 159 | 113 | 29 | 17 |
616 | I've never know anyone who chews their food 3,200 times before swallowing. | 1.3961 | 0.05483 | 154 | 110 | 27 | 17 |
617 | And this particular superpower is useful how? | 1.3961 | 0.05164 | 154 | 106 | 35 | 13 |
618 | I think I've changed my mind about a first kiss | 1.3961 | 0.05483 | 154 | 110 | 27 | 17 |
619 | Actually, you blend right in | 1.3958 | 0.05680 | 144 | 103 | 25 | 16 |
620 | You might try simply chewing. | 1.3958 | 0.05235 | 144 | 98 | 35 | 11 |
621 | While you're processing that, I'll take the opportunity to visit the ladies'. | 1.3957 | 0.05366 | 139 | 95 | 33 | 11 |
622 | Don't be silly. You blend right in. | 1.3957 | 0.05650 | 139 | 98 | 27 | 14 |
623 | No, Richard. You’re the one sending mixed messages. | 1.3952 | 0.04950 | 167 | 115 | 38 | 14 |
624 | Give me a minute to process that thought. | 1.3952 | 0.04876 | 167 | 114 | 40 | 13 |
625 | Unlike you, I've never been much of a mixer. | 1.3949 | 0.05250 | 157 | 110 | 32 | 15 |
626 | Please don't chew with your lid unlocked. | 1.3947 | 0.05375 | 152 | 107 | 30 | 15 |
627 | It feels like our lives are moving at different speeds. | 1.3947 | 0.04953 | 152 | 102 | 40 | 10 |
628 | Ironically, Lucy found it hard to process | 1.3946 | 0.05756 | 147 | 107 | 22 | 18 |
629 | Wow, you're a real smoothie. | 1.3946 | 0.05159 | 147 | 100 | 36 | 11 |
630 | No judgement. It's just that in your profile photo, you had a head. | 1.3944 | 0.05189 | 142 | 96 | 36 | 10 |
631 | What serious thoughts are whirling around that powerful little brain of yours? | 1.3944 | 0.05189 | 142 | 96 | 36 | 10 |
632 | Dear, I believe your liquid diet has finally gone to your head! | 1.3944 | 0.05738 | 142 | 102 | 24 | 16 |
633 | It's just that I'd had something quite different in mind when you said you came from a blended family... | 1.3944 | 0.05650 | 142 | 101 | 26 | 15 |
634 | Pulse or no pulse, it’s time to pull the cord. | 1.3942 | 0.05802 | 137 | 98 | 24 | 15 |
635 | You had me at margarita. | 1.3938 | 0.05023 | 160 | 110 | 37 | 13 |
636 | Oh please, let's not mince words again tonight. | 1.3938 | 0.05101 | 160 | 111 | 35 | 14 |
637 | I know the feeling, I work in the Trump administration. | 1.3935 | 0.05298 | 155 | 109 | 31 | 15 |
638 | I'll admit, when you profile said "mixed" I thought it meant biracial. | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
639 | I'm sorry; I just don't need another small appliance in my life. | 1.3933 | 0.05508 | 150 | 107 | 27 | 16 |
640 | Really, Gerald! Must you set yourself to ‘frappe’ while I’m speaking? | 1.3929 | 0.05431 | 140 | 97 | 31 | 12 |
641 | I thought you were kidding when you said you come from a blended family. | 1.3926 | 0.05181 | 163 | 115 | 32 | 16 |
642 | But Charlie, I'm looking for pure love, not puree love. | 1.3924 | 0.05300 | 158 | 112 | 30 | 16 |
643 | I think I misunderstood what they meant by social mixer. | 1.3924 | 0.05145 | 158 | 110 | 34 | 14 |
644 | I get that you need to process. | 1.3924 | 0.05223 | 158 | 111 | 32 | 15 |
645 | I suppose cutlery is out of the question? | 1.3924 | 0.04822 | 158 | 106 | 42 | 10 |
646 | Are you going to shake your head at me all night? | 1.3923 | 0.05621 | 130 | 90 | 29 | 11 |
647 | In your Tinder photo you looked more like a coffee pot. | 1.3922 | 0.05426 | 153 | 109 | 28 | 16 |
648 | Give me a minute to process what you said. | 1.3922 | 0.05183 | 153 | 106 | 34 | 13 |
649 | To think we first met at a high school mixer. | 1.3922 | 0.05183 | 153 | 106 | 34 | 13 |
650 | I swear it's like your head is somewhere else... | 1.3919 | 0.05393 | 148 | 104 | 30 | 14 |
651 | I don't care Fred, you still need to use a knife and fork when we are out. | 1.3919 | 0.05131 | 148 | 101 | 36 | 11 |
652 | To be honest, if I wanted another small appliance I would just look in my bedside table. | 1.3916 | 0.05255 | 143 | 98 | 34 | 11 |
653 | We'll always have Margaritaville. | 1.3916 | 0.05617 | 143 | 102 | 26 | 15 |
654 | For a first date this is going pretty smoothly. | 1.3916 | 0.05064 | 143 | 96 | 38 | 9 |
655 | I’m afraid there’s some mix up here. | 1.3916 | 0.05348 | 143 | 99 | 32 | 12 |
656 | I misunderstood your online profile when it said you come from a blended family. | 1.3913 | 0.05947 | 138 | 101 | 20 | 17 |
657 | ``I still think dentures would've been better.'' | 1.3913 | 0.05674 | 138 | 98 | 26 | 14 |
658 | Let me bring you up to speed... | 1.3913 | 0.04998 | 161 | 111 | 37 | 13 |
659 | you're still processing that e-mail from my mother, aren't you? | 1.3910 | 0.05029 | 156 | 107 | 37 | 12 |
660 | Why must you find everything I say so hard to swallow? | 1.3910 | 0.05830 | 133 | 95 | 24 | 14 |
661 | Sorry, I just can't get past your other attachments. | 1.3910 | 0.05425 | 133 | 91 | 32 | 10 |
662 | I don’t think that’s what they meant by BYOB! | 1.3907 | 0.05230 | 151 | 105 | 33 | 13 |
663 | Was it difficult growing up in a blended family? | 1.3907 | 0.05313 | 151 | 106 | 31 | 14 |
664 | I thought your bio said 'blended family', not 'blender family'. | 1.3907 | 0.05058 | 151 | 103 | 37 | 11 |
665 | I must say, I had a whole different picture in mind when I accepted the invite to a mixer. | 1.3904 | 0.05357 | 146 | 102 | 31 | 13 |
666 | I didn't recognize you at first. In your profile picture you looked more like a coffee maker. | 1.3904 | 0.05357 | 146 | 102 | 31 | 13 |
667 | But you never want to mix things up in the bedroom... | 1.3901 | 0.05305 | 141 | 97 | 33 | 11 |
668 | Don’t worry. You’ll blend right in. | 1.3901 | 0.05584 | 141 | 100 | 27 | 14 |
669 | You are a really smoothie, aren’t you? | 1.3901 | 0.05762 | 141 | 102 | 23 | 16 |
670 | This isn't exactly what I thought you meant when you told me you blend in anywhere | 1.3901 | 0.05492 | 141 | 99 | 29 | 13 |
671 | I'm open to blended family, but keep a lid on it for now. | 1.3899 | 0.04798 | 159 | 107 | 42 | 10 |
672 | It's not you, Jim. It's my kitchen decor. | 1.3898 | 0.06373 | 118 | 86 | 18 | 14 |
673 | I didn’t catch that...you’re slurring. | 1.3897 | 0.05733 | 136 | 97 | 25 | 14 |
674 | Can't wait for you to meet my brother Edward. Just don't shake his hand. | 1.3897 | 0.05441 | 136 | 94 | 31 | 11 |
675 | I just wish you could unplug sometimes. | 1.3896 | 0.05155 | 154 | 107 | 34 | 13 |
676 | Don't mince words with me. | 1.3896 | 0.05072 | 154 | 106 | 36 | 12 |
677 | I think I'm in love. You said your mind was literally in a whirl...that's the first correct use of 'literally' I've ever heard. | 1.3896 | 0.05155 | 154 | 107 | 34 | 13 |
678 | I liked you better when you were a toaster. | 1.3893 | 0.05447 | 149 | 106 | 28 | 15 |
679 | I've been having mixed feelings too. | 1.3893 | 0.04922 | 149 | 100 | 40 | 9 |
680 | No, I think you're the one who's mixed up. | 1.3889 | 0.05317 | 144 | 100 | 32 | 12 |
681 | Honey, you’re grating - please try to blend. | 1.3885 | 0.05084 | 157 | 109 | 35 | 13 |
682 | They said you were smooth. I just thought... | 1.3885 | 0.04921 | 157 | 107 | 39 | 11 |
683 | Ah now I get what “High speed blender dating” is. | 1.3882 | 0.05366 | 152 | 108 | 29 | 15 |
684 | My last boyfriend was a toaster, so this is totally normal. | 1.3882 | 0.05366 | 152 | 108 | 29 | 15 |
685 | Oh, none for me, Linda. Daiquiris go straight to my head | 1.3879 | 0.05056 | 165 | 116 | 34 | 15 |
686 | I’m afraid I misunderstood your Tinder job profile thinking that “Food Processor “ meant you are a chef. | 1.3878 | 0.05414 | 147 | 104 | 29 | 14 |
687 | I'm seeing someone with less attachment issues. | 1.3878 | 0.05327 | 147 | 103 | 31 | 13 |
688 | I don't know what spinning around in that head of yours but I don't see great consistency. | 1.3878 | 0.05058 | 147 | 100 | 37 | 10 |
689 | I feel like you’re giving me mixed signals. | 1.3875 | 0.05015 | 160 | 111 | 36 | 13 |
690 | That's not what I meant when I said "Let's give this thing a whirl." | 1.3873 | 0.05274 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
691 | So what do you do when you're not making Margaritas? | 1.3873 | 0.05274 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
692 | Honey, I think your margarita is done. | 1.3873 | 0.05368 | 142 | 99 | 31 | 12 |
693 | What I wouldn't give to know what goes on in that mixed-up head of yours. | 1.3873 | 0.05551 | 142 | 101 | 27 | 14 |
694 | I suppose in your profession you must be ‘on’ all the time? | 1.3869 | 0.05206 | 137 | 93 | 35 | 9 |
695 | You seem a little mixed up. | 1.3865 | 0.04948 | 163 | 113 | 37 | 13 |
696 | I still think that a good pair of false teeth would work just as well. | 1.3865 | 0.05099 | 163 | 115 | 33 | 15 |
697 | Please tell me how you feel, and don't mince your words! | 1.3864 | 0.05756 | 132 | 94 | 25 | 13 |
698 | Honey, you can't just switch to "agitate" every time I mention the White House. | 1.3862 | 0.05287 | 145 | 101 | 32 | 12 |
699 | I feel as if you’re giving me mixed messages. | 1.3861 | 0.05057 | 158 | 110 | 35 | 13 |
700 | I'm not sure my kids would be comfortable living in a blended family. | 1.3861 | 0.04895 | 158 | 108 | 39 | 11 |
701 | You don’t look like your photo on Tinder either. | 1.3861 | 0.04977 | 158 | 109 | 37 | 12 |
702 | I'm leaving you for a man with a better warranty, Carl. | 1.3857 | 0.05514 | 140 | 99 | 28 | 13 |
703 | You're sending mix signals | 1.3857 | 0.05325 | 140 | 97 | 32 | 11 |
704 | Here, let me get you up to speed. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
705 | Must you always hum when you eat | 1.3856 | 0.04918 | 153 | 104 | 39 | 10 |
706 | For this one night, can't I get you to unplug? | 1.3852 | 0.05256 | 135 | 92 | 34 | 9 |
707 | Is it that hard to just turn that thing off when I’m talking to you? | 1.3852 | 0.05661 | 135 | 96 | 26 | 13 |
708 | Am I going on too long? I swear sometimes I have no off switch. | 1.3852 | 0.05462 | 135 | 94 | 30 | 11 |
709 | I AM trying to blend in, Janice! | 1.3852 | 0.05661 | 135 | 96 | 26 | 13 |
710 | We’re in public, keep a lid on it! | 1.3851 | 0.05297 | 148 | 104 | 31 | 13 |
711 | At this point in my life I'm just looking for a man with a PULSE. | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
712 | Really, George, I can just ask the waiter for a smoothie. | 1.3846 | 0.05715 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
713 | This was not exactly what I had in mind when I said you needed to blend in. | 1.3846 | 0.05337 | 143 | 100 | 31 | 12 |
714 | Honey, you forgot your tie. | 1.3846 | 0.04965 | 169 | 119 | 35 | 15 |
715 | So that's why you asked the waiter for an extension cord. | 1.3846 | 0.05105 | 169 | 121 | 31 | 17 |
716 | When my friends recommended a mixer, this wasn't quite what I was expecting... | 1.3846 | 0.04955 | 143 | 96 | 39 | 8 |
717 | In your Tinder photo you looked like a Vitamix. | 1.3846 | 0.05339 | 156 | 112 | 28 | 16 |
718 | What are your gender pronouns? | 1.3846 | 0.05429 | 143 | 101 | 29 | 13 |
719 | Well, at least you've got a pulse. | 1.3846 | 0.05609 | 130 | 91 | 28 | 11 |
720 | For once would you stop mincing words and tell me how you feel? | 1.3846 | 0.06020 | 130 | 95 | 20 | 15 |
721 | YOU ALWAYS PUT A DIFFERENT SPIN ON EVERYTHING I SAY. | 1.3841 | 0.05474 | 138 | 97 | 29 | 12 |
722 | I imagined something different when you said you were from a blended family. | 1.3841 | 0.05277 | 138 | 95 | 33 | 10 |
723 | The invitation said a date AT a mixer. | 1.3841 | 0.05569 | 138 | 98 | 27 | 13 |
724 | I'm bisexual so I'm on both Grindr and Pulse. | 1.3837 | 0.05237 | 172 | 126 | 26 | 20 |
725 | Please don't mince your words with me! | 1.3837 | 0.04902 | 172 | 121 | 36 | 15 |
726 | When you said you were a mixer, I thought you were just a really social, uh, human. | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
727 | What the hell did you put in those brownies, Travis? | 1.3836 | 0.05347 | 146 | 103 | 30 | 13 |
728 | My...aren't you quite the smoothie? | 1.3836 | 0.05434 | 146 | 104 | 28 | 14 |
729 | Ok, you got me. What's green and goes 170 miles an hour? | 1.3836 | 0.05258 | 146 | 102 | 32 | 12 |
730 | It's impossible to talk to you. You're always on. | 1.3835 | 0.05413 | 133 | 92 | 31 | 10 |
731 | You know, in my twenties I don't think I'd even have considered dating a blender. | 1.3835 | 0.05620 | 133 | 94 | 27 | 12 |
732 | Still trying to process Mr. Mueller's report, dear? | 1.3831 | 0.05228 | 154 | 109 | 31 | 14 |
733 | Have you always been this mixed up? | 1.3831 | 0.05308 | 154 | 110 | 29 | 15 |
734 | You're not the only one with mixed emotions, you know. | 1.3830 | 0.05197 | 141 | 97 | 34 | 10 |
735 | I know which buttons to push to turn you on. | 1.3827 | 0.05041 | 162 | 114 | 34 | 14 |
736 | I'm sorry. I've fallen in love with the Instant Pot. | 1.3827 | 0.05264 | 162 | 117 | 28 | 17 |
737 | I take it you're still on a liquid diet? | 1.3826 | 0.05268 | 149 | 105 | 31 | 13 |
738 | I'm sorry I said my daily grind is worse than yours. | 1.3826 | 0.05093 | 149 | 103 | 35 | 11 |
739 | How long have you had the tinnitus? | 1.3826 | 0.05353 | 149 | 106 | 29 | 14 |
740 | Honestly, Jill left out a few key details when telling me she was setting me up with Hamilton Beach. | 1.3826 | 0.05602 | 149 | 109 | 23 | 17 |
741 | This really isn't the type of attachment I was looking for. | 1.3822 | 0.05462 | 157 | 115 | 24 | 18 |
742 | It's not you. It's me who's all mixed up. | 1.3822 | 0.05075 | 157 | 110 | 34 | 13 |
743 | My friends warned me you were a smoothie operator. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
744 | When you said you had mixed emotions, I really had no idea. | 1.3819 | 0.05307 | 144 | 101 | 31 | 12 |
745 | I thought Mr. Smoothie was just a name you used on match.com. | 1.3819 | 0.05121 | 144 | 99 | 35 | 10 |
746 | I get it - breaking up's hard. It takes time to process. | 1.3819 | 0.05398 | 144 | 102 | 29 | 13 |
747 | I'll date almost anything with a pulse button. | 1.3816 | 0.05021 | 152 | 105 | 36 | 11 |
748 | When your post said you were a real smoothie..... | 1.3816 | 0.04754 | 152 | 102 | 42 | 8 |
749 | Do you have any other small kitchen appliances I should know about? | 1.3813 | 0.05536 | 139 | 99 | 27 | 13 |
750 | I've never dated a mover and shaker before. | 1.3813 | 0.05236 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 16 |
751 | Well, aren't you the smoothie! | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
752 | You need to take that down to about frappe' mister. | 1.3810 | 0.05228 | 147 | 103 | 32 | 12 |
753 | So how long have you worked in Washington? | 1.3810 | 0.05656 | 147 | 108 | 22 | 17 |
754 | Every time I bring up marriage, you switch to "Puree." | 1.3806 | 0.05275 | 134 | 92 | 33 | 9 |
755 | I don’t want you blowing your top at another fancy restaurant. | 1.3804 | 0.04862 | 163 | 113 | 38 | 12 |
756 | Does every meal have to be a production? | 1.3804 | 0.04703 | 163 | 111 | 42 | 10 |
757 | Arnold, you're mixing up everything I say. | 1.3804 | 0.05164 | 163 | 117 | 30 | 16 |
758 | I hate going to these mixers. How about you? | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
759 | Well, I have mixed feelings about you, too! | 1.3803 | 0.05263 | 142 | 99 | 32 | 11 |
760 | My ex had a 5 speed motor and a stay-put lid. | 1.3803 | 0.05541 | 142 | 102 | 26 | 14 |
761 | They said the first date was a mixer, but I didn’t expect this. | 1.3803 | 0.05805 | 142 | 105 | 20 | 17 |
762 | Really, it's not you. It's that unbearable noise. | 1.3798 | 0.05524 | 129 | 90 | 29 | 10 |
763 | I've been looking for someone with a pulse. | 1.3797 | 0.05205 | 158 | 113 | 30 | 15 |
764 | Maybe I don’t need to say this, but I don’t kiss on the first date. | 1.3797 | 0.05048 | 158 | 111 | 34 | 13 |
765 | Tell me more about your job as a floor model. | 1.3796 | 0.05194 | 137 | 94 | 34 | 9 |
766 | You're spinning everything I say. | 1.3795 | 0.04799 | 166 | 115 | 39 | 12 |
767 | I thought when I connected with you I was on Tinder, not Grindr. | 1.3793 | 0.05277 | 145 | 102 | 31 | 12 |
768 | I think I know what's been triggering your migraines. | 1.3793 | 0.05277 | 145 | 102 | 31 | 12 |
769 | I really like you Roger, but I feel like you're sending mixed messages. | 1.3793 | 0.05185 | 145 | 101 | 33 | 11 |
770 | I’ve moved on, but I do miss the daiquiris. | 1.3791 | 0.04819 | 153 | 104 | 40 | 9 |
771 | I sense you may be finding our breakup talk hard to process. | 1.3789 | 0.05283 | 161 | 117 | 27 | 17 |
772 | ‘´Do I turn you on?’ | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
773 | So you grew up in a blended family? | 1.3788 | 0.05942 | 132 | 97 | 20 | 15 |
774 | It started with a root canal... | 1.3788 | 0.05434 | 132 | 92 | 30 | 10 |
775 | I'm sorry, but I'm leaving you for a Veg-O-Matic. | 1.3786 | 0.05409 | 140 | 99 | 29 | 12 |
776 | I've asked you before not to purée in public. | 1.3786 | 0.05015 | 140 | 95 | 37 | 8 |
777 | So, when exactly did you realize you were Transblender? | 1.3786 | 0.05687 | 140 | 102 | 23 | 15 |
778 | It's ok as long as you don't eat with your lid open. | 1.3786 | 0.05409 | 140 | 99 | 29 | 12 |
779 | Will you please keep a lid on it? | 1.3784 | 0.05373 | 148 | 106 | 28 | 14 |
780 | There you go, twisting my words again. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
781 | I thought Ingrid said you were Mr. Smooth, not Mr. Smoothie. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
782 | Can’t we just spend one evening unplugged? | 1.3780 | 0.05693 | 127 | 90 | 26 | 11 |
783 | We should take our relationship to the next level; chop/dice. | 1.3776 | 0.04739 | 143 | 95 | 42 | 6 |
784 | Blendr is the first dating app I've used. | 1.3776 | 0.05418 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 13 |
785 | Don't worry darling, nobody has noticed at all. In fact, you're blending in very well. | 1.3776 | 0.05418 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 13 |
786 | Just HOW did we meet again? Was it Tumblr, Grindr or Blendr? | 1.3776 | 0.05770 | 143 | 106 | 20 | 17 |
787 | Why didn't you just get implants? | 1.3776 | 0.05938 | 143 | 108 | 16 | 19 |
788 | There seems to be some kind of mix up. | 1.3775 | 0.04949 | 151 | 104 | 37 | 10 |
789 | You know, your bio on the dating site WAS misleading. I thought you just meant you mixed well with people. | 1.3775 | 0.05210 | 151 | 107 | 31 | 13 |
790 | I don't really know what I expected from a dating app called 'Blendr' | 1.3775 | 0.04859 | 151 | 103 | 39 | 9 |
791 | Please just this once try the knife and fork, people are staring! | 1.3774 | 0.04861 | 159 | 110 | 38 | 11 |
792 | I have to say, you don't look much like your profile picture. | 1.3770 | 0.06085 | 122 | 89 | 20 | 13 |
793 | Fred, what are you Waring? | 1.3769 | 0.05702 | 130 | 93 | 25 | 12 |
794 | Wait slow down, give me a second. I need to process all of this. | 1.3769 | 0.05380 | 130 | 90 | 31 | 9 |
795 | Honey, it doesn’t matter what we wear. The reality is, we will never blend in. | 1.3768 | 0.05745 | 138 | 101 | 22 | 15 |
796 | You know you could just try taking smaller forkfuls. | 1.3768 | 0.05462 | 138 | 98 | 28 | 12 |
797 | Yes it's very flattering, but are you sure it's me that's made your head spin? | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
798 | What are your thoughts on blended families? | 1.3767 | 0.05156 | 146 | 102 | 33 | 11 |
799 | I've dated an egghead and a meathead but this is a first. | 1.3766 | 0.04794 | 154 | 105 | 40 | 9 |
800 | You really are a smoothy. | 1.3766 | 0.05299 | 154 | 111 | 28 | 15 |
801 | You never hear a word I say. | 1.3765 | 0.05255 | 162 | 118 | 27 | 17 |
802 | I can see what you are thinking and it's not pretty. | 1.3765 | 0.05255 | 162 | 118 | 27 | 17 |
803 | My mother warned me of getting into another mixed up relationship. | 1.3765 | 0.04642 | 170 | 117 | 42 | 11 |
804 | Oh, you vibrate. Well, that’s a plus. | 1.3759 | 0.05505 | 133 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
805 | I was afraid you'd be a toaster | 1.3759 | 0.05505 | 133 | 94 | 28 | 11 |
806 | In my profile I did mention I like a guy who helps in the kitchen. | 1.3759 | 0.05282 | 141 | 99 | 31 | 11 |
807 | Oh, Hamilton, I can't marry you. I don't want a blended family. | 1.3759 | 0.05185 | 141 | 98 | 33 | 10 |
808 | Looks like you’ve spoken to your mother today. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
809 | When you told me you were a mover and a shaker, I didn’t realize you were an actual mixer. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
810 | I was worried you wouldn't look like your profile picture. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
811 | «I have a much harder time processing my emotions». | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
812 | It's more intimate when you're on low. | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
813 | I think we need to put our relationship on pulse. | 1.3757 | 0.04870 | 173 | 123 | 35 | 15 |
814 | Actually, I prefer men either shaken or stirred. | 1.3757 | 0.04929 | 189 | 139 | 29 | 21 |
815 | sorry we couldn't get the booth, i need a 220 volt outlet | 1.3750 | 0.04923 | 152 | 105 | 37 | 10 |
816 | You could just ask the waiter for a knife and fork. | 1.3750 | 0.05476 | 144 | 104 | 26 | 14 |
817 | You're so much better than the last guy I dated - always eating with his lid open. | 1.3750 | 0.04917 | 160 | 112 | 36 | 12 |
818 | It's not that 1200 watts of puree power isn't impressive...you just seemed taller in your photo. | 1.3750 | 0.04827 | 168 | 118 | 37 | 13 |
819 | No, you don't have anything on your face. | 1.3750 | 0.05296 | 144 | 102 | 30 | 12 |
820 | Stop pushing my buttons! | 1.3750 | 0.05517 | 136 | 97 | 27 | 12 |
821 | I need to know where I stand, and please, don’t mince words. | 1.3743 | 0.05047 | 171 | 124 | 30 | 17 |
822 | I'm not sure you're in any position to lecture me about using an old profile picture | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
823 | I think it's cute the way you mix your metaphors. | 1.3742 | 0.04856 | 155 | 107 | 38 | 10 |
824 | You know I can't understand you when you pulse. | 1.3735 | 0.04790 | 166 | 116 | 38 | 12 |
825 | So it’s osterperosis? | 1.3734 | 0.05118 | 158 | 113 | 31 | 14 |
826 | So... how was therapy? | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
827 | For the last time, yes, I thought ‘turn-ons include my power switch’ was a joke. | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
828 | I'm just afraid that if we go too fast things will get messy. | 1.3734 | 0.04876 | 158 | 110 | 37 | 11 |
829 | Honestly. Sometimes I think you don't have a pulse. | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
830 | We'll always have the daiquiris, John. | 1.3734 | 0.04958 | 158 | 111 | 35 | 12 |
831 | Did I push a wrong button again? | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
832 | I find you extremely sexy when you are on Pulse mode. | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
833 | This isn’t what I meant when I asked you to blend in more. | 1.3732 | 0.05156 | 142 | 99 | 33 | 10 |
834 | Every time I start a sentence with “I think,” you hit the pulse button. | 1.3732 | 0.05346 | 142 | 101 | 29 | 12 |
835 | I just think we're running at different speeds. | 1.3731 | 0.05672 | 134 | 97 | 24 | 13 |
836 | So what’s it like coming from a blended family? | 1.3730 | 0.05253 | 126 | 86 | 33 | 7 |
837 | Fred Waring. That'll be easy to remember. | 1.3728 | 0.04876 | 169 | 120 | 35 | 14 |
838 | Perhaps we should have tried a different setting. | 1.3725 | 0.04897 | 153 | 106 | 37 | 10 |
839 | My mother is a Vitamix and my father is a Hamilton Beach, so I come from a blended family. | 1.3725 | 0.05398 | 153 | 112 | 25 | 16 |
840 | Can’t you just chew your food like the rest of us? | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
841 | Yes, I like pina coladas, | 1.3725 | 0.05154 | 153 | 109 | 31 | 13 |
842 | I'm sorry. This isn't my speed. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
843 | Well I don't think you're a tool. | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
844 | I can’t help thinking that you are having mixed feelings about this relationship. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
845 | Sue said she met you at a mixer... she could've mentioned... | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
846 | Relax. You blend in. | 1.3723 | 0.04460 | 188 | 131 | 44 | 13 |
847 | I sense you have mixed feelings for me? | 1.3723 | 0.04749 | 137 | 91 | 41 | 5 |
848 | I feel like you never really hear me. | 1.3723 | 0.05076 | 137 | 94 | 35 | 8 |
849 | How much longer on that milkshake? | 1.3721 | 0.04672 | 172 | 120 | 40 | 12 |
850 | Is this your idea of blending in? | 1.3720 | 0.04905 | 164 | 116 | 35 | 13 |
851 | I pour my heart out to you and all you can hear is your own spin on it. | 1.3720 | 0.04750 | 164 | 114 | 39 | 11 |
852 | How do I know that your intentions are purée? | 1.3720 | 0.04905 | 164 | 116 | 35 | 13 |
853 | I hate it when you give me mixed messages. | 1.3718 | 0.05242 | 156 | 113 | 28 | 15 |
854 | When you said you were a part of a blender family, I assumed it was a typo. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
855 | Is it really necessary to chew each bite 5,400 times? | 1.3718 | 0.04831 | 156 | 108 | 38 | 10 |
856 | Don’t you dare mince words with me! | 1.3718 | 0.04831 | 156 | 108 | 38 | 10 |
857 | So how long have you been on a liquid diet? | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
858 | So you're saying that with just four easy payments, a long-term relationship can be mine? | 1.3716 | 0.05276 | 148 | 106 | 29 | 13 |
859 | You take everything I say and mix it up! | 1.3714 | 0.05397 | 140 | 100 | 28 | 12 |
860 | Why can't you chew your food like everybody else? | 1.3714 | 0.05203 | 140 | 98 | 32 | 10 |
861 | Be honest, don't mince words with me! | 1.3713 | 0.04766 | 167 | 117 | 38 | 12 |
862 | Yes, I'm aware your profile described you as a shaker and a mover... | 1.3712 | 0.05630 | 132 | 95 | 25 | 12 |
863 | You don't have to process. Just agree | 1.3712 | 0.05526 | 132 | 94 | 27 | 11 |
864 | Oh stop it. You’re mixing apples and oranges again. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
865 | I think this would be a more fruitful conversation if you took yourself off “puree”. | 1.3709 | 0.05529 | 151 | 112 | 22 | 17 |
866 | When your profile said you like to mix things up, I had something else in mind. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
867 | It's a simple yes or no question. | 1.3709 | 0.05199 | 151 | 108 | 30 | 13 |
868 | Hey Oster Boy. Eyes are up HERE | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
869 | I knew this would make your head spin. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
870 | I warned you not to let that liquid diet go to your head. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
871 | You haven't touched anything but your banana and a little yogurt. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
872 | I'm getting mixed signals here... | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
873 | You're lucky, I have to chew. | 1.3706 | 0.05497 | 143 | 104 | 25 | 14 |
874 | I’m finding this hard to process. | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
875 | Why can't you just chew like everyone else. | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
876 | Could you at least try to blend in? | 1.3706 | 0.04924 | 170 | 122 | 33 | 15 |
877 | Couldn't you just cut your food with a fork and knife? | 1.3704 | 0.05637 | 135 | 98 | 24 | 13 |
878 | Could you please unplug for a second? | 1.3704 | 0.05637 | 135 | 98 | 24 | 13 |
879 | And here I thought Blender was just another dating app. | 1.3704 | 0.05098 | 162 | 117 | 30 | 15 |
880 | I didn't intend to push your buttons. | 1.3704 | 0.05230 | 135 | 94 | 32 | 9 |
881 | I hope you don't expect a kiss. | 1.3701 | 0.05447 | 154 | 114 | 23 | 17 |
882 | Diane said you were a smoothie. | 1.3701 | 0.05042 | 154 | 109 | 33 | 12 |
883 | I don't know why I went on this date. Brenda said you were a tool. | 1.3701 | 0.05126 | 154 | 110 | 31 | 13 |
884 | Are you dishwasher safe? | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
885 | You keep mixing metaphors | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
886 | I have to admit, when I read “ninja” on your profile I was really picturing something else. | 1.3699 | 0.05499 | 146 | 107 | 24 | 15 |
887 | You're the only one who doesn't push my buttons. | 1.3697 | 0.04880 | 165 | 117 | 35 | 13 |
888 | Sorry...it takes me a while to process some things. | 1.3697 | 0.04804 | 165 | 116 | 37 | 12 |
889 | Please, Dudley, when we mix with the other guests, try to blend in. | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
890 | Can you just set it to low until we get home. | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
891 | I thought you said you don’t mince words. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
892 | Frankly, I'm shaken--not stirred. | 1.3696 | 0.05352 | 138 | 98 | 29 | 11 |
893 | Stop playing with your food. | 1.3694 | 0.05135 | 157 | 113 | 30 | 14 |
894 | Don’t mince words, Charlie, tell me how you really feel. | 1.3694 | 0.05291 | 157 | 115 | 26 | 16 |
895 | You always are giving me mixed messages! | 1.3694 | 0.05055 | 157 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
896 | Maybe you're trying too hard to blend in. | 1.3691 | 0.04980 | 149 | 104 | 35 | 10 |
897 | But everything ELSE is completely normal, right? | 1.3689 | 0.05484 | 122 | 85 | 29 | 8 |
898 | It doesn't take much to turn you on. | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
899 | You've giving me mixed signals all night | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
900 | Geez, you look like I feel. | 1.3687 | 0.05217 | 160 | 117 | 27 | 16 |
901 | I thought you said you had been on a bender. | 1.3687 | 0.05064 | 160 | 115 | 31 | 14 |
902 | It's just that you looked taller in your profile picture | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
903 | You made more sense on liquefy. | 1.3684 | 0.04946 | 133 | 90 | 37 | 6 |
904 | Don't talk with your mouth full, dear. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
905 | Just keep quiet and try to blend in. | 1.3684 | 0.04912 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
906 | Oh. I'm SO sorry. I'm looking for more of a mixer than a blender. | 1.3681 | 0.05146 | 163 | 119 | 28 | 16 |
907 | I'm sensing you have mixed feelings about this. | 1.3681 | 0.04602 | 163 | 112 | 42 | 9 |
908 | As a college D.J., I went by 'MixMaster.' | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
909 | All I said was maybe we should go visit my mother. | 1.3680 | 0.05627 | 125 | 89 | 26 | 10 |
910 | God, I should never have signed up on Grindr. | 1.3677 | 0.05098 | 155 | 111 | 31 | 13 |
911 | When you told me you were transitioning I never expected this. | 1.3677 | 0.05260 | 155 | 113 | 27 | 15 |
912 | Slow down Harold. I hate it when you try to mix business with pleasure. | 1.3677 | 0.04845 | 155 | 108 | 37 | 10 |
913 | So I said to my friend Emily, yes I’d love to go to a mixer. | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
914 | My first husband was a terrible mixer. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
915 | Wouldn't it be easier just to chew your food? | 1.3675 | 0.04780 | 166 | 117 | 37 | 12 |
916 | I mean, it literally makes my head spin. Literally. | 1.3673 | 0.05382 | 147 | 107 | 26 | 14 |
917 | The toaster oven didn't behave like this when I took him out. | 1.3673 | 0.05552 | 147 | 109 | 22 | 16 |
918 | Dear, if you'd just get your damn teeth fixed, you wouldn't have to turn every dinner into a smoothie... | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
919 | I thought you knew when you said "What, are you Waring?" | 1.3673 | 0.04930 | 147 | 102 | 36 | 9 |
920 | I thought blend date was just a typo... | 1.3672 | 0.04911 | 177 | 129 | 31 | 17 |
921 | I said I am in favor of world peace, not whirled peas | 1.3671 | 0.05186 | 158 | 115 | 28 | 15 |
922 | No, I don't like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
923 | Can't you see I'm trying to process? | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
924 | Blender/Tinder...Darn you, auto-correct! | 1.3669 | 0.05079 | 169 | 124 | 28 | 17 |
925 | Don’t try to understand, darling, I can see I’m making your head spin. | 1.3667 | 0.05043 | 150 | 106 | 33 | 11 |
926 | Your profile said you were a Vitamix. | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
927 | I didn’t say purée; I said let us pray. | 1.3665 | 0.05038 | 161 | 116 | 31 | 14 |
928 | You're quiet tonight. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
929 | You look nothing like your profile picture. | 1.3664 | 0.05653 | 131 | 95 | 24 | 12 |
930 | We should have sat at the countertop. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
931 | So, are you free tomorrow for drinks? | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
932 | Yes, EVERYONE hears the buzzing in your head. | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
933 | When you said online that you blend well with others, this is not quite what I expected. | 1.3660 | 0.04973 | 153 | 108 | 34 | 11 |
934 | Can you take it down to a pulse Jeremy, people are staring | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
935 | You seem increasingly mixed up. | 1.3657 | 0.04917 | 134 | 91 | 37 | 6 |
936 | Pretty sure it was a juicer in your profile pic. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
937 | Don't twist my words, George. | 1.3655 | 0.05606 | 145 | 108 | 21 | 16 |
938 | This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the singles mixer. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
939 | That's really loud. Can you set it back to "mumble"? | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
940 | Do you like piña coladas? | 1.3654 | 0.05152 | 156 | 113 | 29 | 14 |
941 | This isn't going to work. I can't take any more of your mixed messages." | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
942 | Dammit John, you know Margaritas go straight to your head. | 1.3654 | 0.04733 | 156 | 108 | 39 | 9 |
943 | Just this once - for me - could you just chew the meal? | 1.3654 | 0.04820 | 156 | 109 | 37 | 10 |
944 | You can’t smoothie-talk yourself out of this one, mister. | 1.3654 | 0.05071 | 156 | 112 | 31 | 13 |
945 | Does that work in bed too? | 1.3652 | 0.04621 | 178 | 126 | 39 | 13 |
946 | Of course your pulse is irregular. It’s your best feature. | 1.3651 | 0.05589 | 126 | 90 | 26 | 10 |
947 | So, you're in politics? | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
948 | Shall I assume your day was worse than mine? | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
949 | Dear, please try to eat with your lid closed. | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
950 | The ad must’ve read, ‘Single Mixers’. | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
951 | You ARE a smoothie. | 1.3649 | 0.05265 | 148 | 107 | 28 | 13 |
952 | You always twist around everything I say | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
953 | I suppose this is another one of your metaphors. | 1.3649 | 0.04996 | 148 | 104 | 34 | 10 |
954 | I need a man who isn’t restricted to three settings. | 1.3649 | 0.05087 | 148 | 105 | 32 | 11 |
955 | Your thoughts are such an interesting blend of ideas and vegetables. | 1.3648 | 0.05080 | 159 | 115 | 30 | 14 |
956 | From your pictures, I thought you were a newer model. | 1.3647 | 0.04622 | 170 | 119 | 40 | 11 |
957 | So, what's your spin on things? | 1.3643 | 0.05288 | 140 | 100 | 29 | 11 |
958 | You're from a blended family? | 1.3642 | 0.05102 | 151 | 108 | 31 | 12 |
959 | Stop grinding your teeth | 1.3642 | 0.05163 | 162 | 119 | 27 | 16 |
960 | 'Would you blend with your lid closed please?' | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
961 | Is that a no? | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
962 | It's not you, it's me. I'm just all mixed up. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
963 | So you say you come from a blended family? | 1.3636 | 0.05197 | 154 | 112 | 28 | 14 |
964 | Just so you know, I don't kiss on the first date. | 1.3636 | 0.04859 | 154 | 108 | 36 | 10 |
965 | You don't purée like this when we are at home. | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
966 | Bob, I'm pregnant. | 1.3636 | 0.05115 | 154 | 111 | 30 | 13 |
967 | You know you tend to slur your words. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
968 | You know there's a guy in the kitchen who'll do that for you. | 1.3636 | 0.05407 | 132 | 94 | 28 | 10 |
969 | Dear, the better choice would have been dentures. | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
970 | I must have spelled ‘Grindr’ wrong. | 1.3636 | 0.05394 | 143 | 104 | 26 | 13 |
971 | If you're trying to blend in, it's not working. | 1.3636 | 0.04870 | 165 | 118 | 34 | 13 |
972 | Everyone lies a little bit on their dating page | 1.3631 | 0.05124 | 157 | 114 | 29 | 14 |
973 | So you Juice? | 1.3631 | 0.04962 | 157 | 112 | 33 | 12 |
974 | At least that horrible comb over is a thing of the past. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
975 | I’ve tried a few dating apps, but you were my first match on Blendr. | 1.3630 | 0.05817 | 135 | 101 | 19 | 15 |
976 | You know margaritas make your head spin, dear. | 1.3626 | 0.04890 | 171 | 124 | 32 | 15 |
977 | Would you like me to cut up your food? | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
978 | I'm surprised--you don't mince words. | 1.3625 | 0.04649 | 160 | 111 | 40 | 9 |
979 | You're trying way too hard to blend in. | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
980 | Still on a liquid diet, I take it? | 1.3622 | 0.04623 | 185 | 133 | 37 | 15 |
981 | I'll admit, I had mixed feelings about this second date. | 1.3621 | 0.04545 | 174 | 122 | 41 | 11 |
982 | Couldn't you have dressed up with the Vitamix instead of that old Oster for our anniversary dinner, Dear. | 1.3620 | 0.04832 | 163 | 116 | 35 | 12 |
983 | ‘I’ll be honest. Processed food is not my thing.’ | 1.3620 | 0.04986 | 163 | 118 | 31 | 14 |
984 | Is this your first time speed dating? | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
985 | No, you look better with your hat on. | 1.3618 | 0.05407 | 152 | 113 | 23 | 16 |
986 | When your profile said you had mush for brains I thought you were just being cute. | 1.3618 | 0.05074 | 152 | 109 | 31 | 12 |
987 | Just how long do you plan to stick to this liquid diet? | 1.3618 | 0.05159 | 152 | 110 | 29 | 13 |
988 | Your profile mentioned your last relationship didn't go smoothly... | 1.3617 | 0.05352 | 141 | 102 | 27 | 12 |
989 | Have you checked your pulse lately? | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
990 | I told the waiter you didn't need a knife | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
991 | Oh! I think you have something in your teeth. | 1.3611 | 0.05628 | 144 | 108 | 20 | 16 |
992 | Stop going around and around. Just out with it! | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
993 | I think our relationship is ready for the next level. Is that puree? | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
994 | To be honest, I’m not used to this kind of speed dating. | 1.3605 | 0.04821 | 147 | 102 | 37 | 8 |
995 | My girlfriends were right...you are a smoothie. | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
996 | The current administration makes my head spin too. | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
997 | And I understand you met the donor's family at Williams Sonoma? | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
998 | I believe this juicing diet has gone to your head. | 1.3605 | 0.05194 | 147 | 106 | 29 | 12 |
999 | Next time tip the bartender” | 1.3605 | 0.05624 | 147 | 111 | 19 | 17 |
1000 | Do you think the kids would be open to a blended family? | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
1001 | Now I get how that man mistook his wife for a hat. | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
1002 | I'll be honest. It's because of the way you kiss. | 1.3602 | 0.05104 | 161 | 118 | 28 | 15 |
1003 | I know. I know. Your goal this year is to get a head. | 1.3600 | 0.05375 | 150 | 111 | 24 | 15 |
1004 | Perhaps I'm expecting too much from a smart appliance. | 1.3600 | 0.05119 | 150 | 108 | 30 | 12 |
1005 | Your Blendr profile said you could crush ice, but I thought you just played hockey. | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
1006 | Don't talk with your container full! | 1.3600 | 0.05205 | 150 | 109 | 28 | 13 |
1007 | I understand. I grew up in a blended family, too. | 1.3600 | 0.05031 | 150 | 107 | 32 | 11 |
1008 | You looked like a sippy cup in your profile picture. | 1.3598 | 0.05324 | 164 | 124 | 21 | 19 |
1009 | And that's when Karen decided to deactivate all her dating apps, including BLNDR. | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
1010 | I just can't do this any more. The way you operate, I can never tell exactly what's inside your head. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
1011 | Should I assume you're having mixed feelings? | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
1012 | I still think the Instant Pot would have been a trendier choice. | 1.3595 | 0.05047 | 153 | 110 | 31 | 12 |
1013 | Could you dial it down a notch? | 1.3595 | 0.04873 | 153 | 108 | 35 | 10 |
1014 | So you’re having mixed feelings? | 1.3595 | 0.05214 | 153 | 112 | 27 | 14 |
1015 | Don’t be embarrassed. I come from a blended family too. | 1.3595 | 0.04961 | 153 | 109 | 33 | 11 |
1016 | I fail to see how "variable speeds" can be your answer for literally every problem. | 1.3595 | 0.05131 | 153 | 111 | 29 | 13 |
1017 | You looked more like a food processor in you profile picture. | 1.3594 | 0.05404 | 128 | 91 | 28 | 9 |
1018 | I feel like I'm getting mixed signals. | 1.3593 | 0.04821 | 167 | 120 | 34 | 13 |
1019 | I have to be honest. You don't look anything like your profile picture. | 1.3592 | 0.05031 | 142 | 100 | 33 | 9 |
1020 | Mine, too. But figuratively. | 1.3592 | 0.05414 | 142 | 104 | 25 | 13 |
1021 | Slow down. I can't understand a word you're saying. | 1.3592 | 0.04829 | 142 | 98 | 37 | 7 |
1022 | I understand, I’m from a blended family too. | 1.3592 | 0.05130 | 142 | 101 | 31 | 10 |
1023 | I just got out of a useless warranty, but I don't want to be single forever. | 1.3592 | 0.05505 | 142 | 105 | 23 | 14 |
1024 | Okay, now you're giving me mixed messages. | 1.3590 | 0.05299 | 156 | 116 | 24 | 16 |
1025 | Oh, don't worry about the party. You'll blend right in. | 1.3590 | 0.04721 | 156 | 109 | 38 | 9 |
1026 | Having mixed feelings? | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
1027 | Okay, you clearly need some time to process that don’t you darling? | 1.3590 | 0.04977 | 156 | 112 | 32 | 12 |
1028 | I thought I would be attending a mixer, not attending with one. | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
1029 | Oh Dear, I can always tell something's wrong when you puree. | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
1030 | I miss the quiet of your Darth Vader period. | 1.3588 | 0.05045 | 170 | 126 | 27 | 17 |
1031 | Oh Gilbert, when you kiss me I just turn to mush. | 1.3588 | 0.05638 | 131 | 96 | 23 | 12 |
1032 | Did I say something to agitate you. | 1.3588 | 0.05426 | 131 | 94 | 27 | 10 |
1033 | Today was a blur. | 1.3586 | 0.05055 | 145 | 103 | 32 | 10 |
1034 | Turn it off, Fred, that’s not what liquidate means. | 1.3586 | 0.05332 | 145 | 106 | 26 | 13 |
1035 | It's difficult to talk to you when you puree. | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
1036 | And yet this is still the best Tinder date I've had this year. | 1.3585 | 0.05148 | 159 | 117 | 27 | 15 |
1037 | Sorry, but my soulmate will have more than twelve speeds and six designer colors. | 1.3585 | 0.05148 | 159 | 117 | 27 | 15 |
1038 | Give me a second. I'm still processing that thought. | 1.3585 | 0.04990 | 159 | 115 | 31 | 13 |
1039 | I don't know if we'll hit it off, but I'm willing to give it a whirl. | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
1040 | Well, you’re quite the smoothie, aren’t you? | 1.3581 | 0.05164 | 148 | 107 | 29 | 12 |
1041 | I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure that ringing in your ears isn't tinnitus. | 1.3581 | 0.05074 | 148 | 106 | 31 | 11 |
1042 | I think this whole liquid diet thing has gone to your head ! | 1.3581 | 0.05252 | 148 | 108 | 27 | 13 |
1043 | So, you think you're some kind of smoothie, eh? | 1.3580 | 0.05152 | 162 | 120 | 26 | 16 |
1044 | Maybe we should have sat at the bar. | 1.3580 | 0.05077 | 162 | 119 | 28 | 15 |
1045 | You could've just sent it back to the kitchen. | 1.3580 | 0.04924 | 162 | 117 | 32 | 13 |
1046 | I feel like this should have been mentioned on your Tinder profile | 1.3580 | 0.05226 | 162 | 121 | 24 | 17 |
1047 | Honey, you’re all mixed up. | 1.3580 | 0.04684 | 162 | 114 | 38 | 10 |
1048 | When you said you were from a blended family, I pictured something else. | 1.3577 | 0.05048 | 137 | 96 | 33 | 8 |
1049 | I suppose it does all go to the same place... | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
1050 | I'm sorry, darling, I didn't mean to push your buttons. | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
1051 | Is this your first Meet and Mix? | 1.3571 | 0.04797 | 168 | 121 | 34 | 13 |
1052 | What I have planned for you after dinner will make _your_ head spin! | 1.3571 | 0.04646 | 168 | 119 | 38 | 11 |
1053 | So, your profile says you blend well with others. | 1.3571 | 0.05019 | 154 | 111 | 31 | 12 |
1054 | It's so refreshing to finally meet someone who actually looks like their dating profile picture! | 1.3571 | 0.05275 | 140 | 101 | 28 | 11 |
1055 | Sorry if I seem distracted. My head's going a mile a minute. | 1.3571 | 0.04797 | 168 | 121 | 34 | 13 |
1056 | When your profile said you were a good blender, I thought that meant we would get along! | 1.3571 | 0.04972 | 126 | 86 | 35 | 5 |
1057 | Are you always this turned on? | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
1058 | For heaven's sake, Brian, it's our anniversary. Could you please stop pulverizing for five minutes and have a conversation with me? | 1.3566 | 0.05289 | 143 | 104 | 27 | 12 |
1059 | I think the meal would be more enjoyable at a slower speed. | 1.3563 | 0.04608 | 174 | 124 | 38 | 12 |
1060 | I know your profile said you like to mix it up. I didn't know you meant literally | 1.3562 | 0.04803 | 160 | 114 | 35 | 11 |
1061 | So Linda told me you work in a kitchen... | 1.3562 | 0.04551 | 160 | 111 | 41 | 8 |
1062 | I'm not going out with you anymore if you insist on mincing my words. | 1.3562 | 0.05301 | 146 | 107 | 26 | 13 |
1063 | Well, for starters, you’re nothing like your picture. | 1.3562 | 0.05026 | 146 | 104 | 32 | 10 |
1064 | I just don't see the difference between pulse and chop | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
1065 | You never hear anything but your own spin. | 1.3559 | 0.04623 | 177 | 127 | 37 | 13 |
1066 | Dentures would have been so much simpler. | 1.3557 | 0.05223 | 149 | 109 | 27 | 13 |
1067 | So, what's shakin'? | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1068 | I really wish you opted for the feeding tube. | 1.3557 | 0.05393 | 149 | 111 | 23 | 15 |
1069 | This isn't the type of mixer I was expecting. | 1.3557 | 0.05223 | 149 | 109 | 27 | 13 |
1070 | Brenda warned me that you were a real smoothie, but... | 1.3557 | 0.05223 | 149 | 109 | 27 | 13 |
1071 | I SAID, OBVIOUSLY I’M STILL PROCESSING! | 1.3557 | 0.05046 | 149 | 107 | 31 | 11 |
1072 | My friends warned me you were a smooth talker! | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
1073 | I just can't talk to you when you're set on puree. | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
1074 | Do you have to carry the weight of the whirled on your shoulders? | 1.3553 | 0.05555 | 152 | 116 | 18 | 18 |
1075 | ‘Right...and I suppose you come with lifetime warranty as well?’ | 1.3553 | 0.04797 | 152 | 107 | 36 | 9 |
1076 | Blender? I thought I was on Tinder. | 1.3553 | 0.05231 | 152 | 112 | 26 | 14 |
1077 | I only have two speeds: infatuation and undying love. | 1.3553 | 0.04797 | 152 | 107 | 36 | 9 |
1078 | I'm so tired of your circular reasoning. | 1.3551 | 0.05615 | 138 | 103 | 21 | 14 |
1079 | Based on your online dating profile, I was expecting a gourmet food processor. | 1.3551 | 0.05520 | 138 | 102 | 23 | 13 |
1080 | I love the way you blend right in whenever we go out. | 1.3551 | 0.05423 | 138 | 101 | 25 | 12 |
1081 | So, how long have you been doing speed dating? | 1.3551 | 0.05520 | 138 | 102 | 23 | 13 |
1082 | I could have sworn that you were a newer model in your profile picture. | 1.3548 | 0.04821 | 155 | 110 | 35 | 10 |
1083 | I'll give you this: you're a smooth talker. | 1.3547 | 0.04714 | 172 | 124 | 35 | 13 |
1084 | It's just not the setting I was expecting. | 1.3546 | 0.05146 | 141 | 101 | 30 | 10 |
1085 | Harold, I think you're taking this 'liquid diet' thing too far. | 1.3546 | 0.05339 | 141 | 103 | 26 | 12 |
1086 | I'm looking for someone whose head is screwed on tight—but not too tight. | 1.3546 | 0.05243 | 141 | 102 | 28 | 11 |
1087 | How do I know you're not just some smoothie? | 1.3546 | 0.05339 | 141 | 103 | 26 | 12 |
1088 | You're moving way too fast, Mister." | 1.3543 | 0.05648 | 127 | 93 | 23 | 11 |
1089 | I said "dress to blend in - you're so literal." | 1.3543 | 0.05758 | 127 | 94 | 21 | 12 |
1090 | Sometimes I wonder if you have a pulse. | 1.3542 | 0.05616 | 144 | 109 | 19 | 16 |
1091 | When I was invited to a 'mixer'. This is not what I expected. | 1.3542 | 0.05258 | 144 | 105 | 27 | 12 |
1092 | We're having a nice meal for once, Arthur. Try not to cram it in. | 1.3542 | 0.05165 | 144 | 104 | 29 | 11 |
1093 | Can't you set it to "nibble"? | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1094 | I just wish we could have a nice, quiet meal together. | 1.3542 | 0.04875 | 144 | 101 | 35 | 8 |
1095 | When your profile said you liked "mixing things up," I guess I didn't quite understand... | 1.3540 | 0.04778 | 161 | 115 | 35 | 11 |
1096 | I worry that you are waring yourself out. | 1.3540 | 0.05169 | 161 | 120 | 25 | 16 |
1097 | I know the flyer said a "blind date mixer" but this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
1098 | You know, I'm finding your attitude a little Waring | 1.3537 | 0.05181 | 147 | 107 | 28 | 12 |
1099 | But if your juice cleanse is ending, what happens to... us? | 1.3537 | 0.05181 | 147 | 107 | 28 | 12 |
1100 | Darling, look at you! Do you have to over process everything I say? You're losing face value. | 1.3537 | 0.05444 | 147 | 110 | 22 | 15 |
1101 | I’ve actually never been on a blend date before. | 1.3537 | 0.05098 | 164 | 122 | 26 | 16 |
1102 | When you said your head was spinning....well, I just didn’t get it.... | 1.3534 | 0.04914 | 133 | 92 | 35 | 6 |
1103 | It's my first time at a mixer. | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1104 | Worry all you want. What I asked is that you stop whirring. | 1.3533 | 0.05363 | 150 | 112 | 23 | 15 |
1105 | One drink and my head's spinning | 1.3533 | 0.05106 | 150 | 109 | 29 | 12 |
1106 | Everyone's looking. You'd promised we'd blend in... | 1.3533 | 0.04580 | 167 | 118 | 39 | 10 |
1107 | You're sending mixed messages. | 1.3529 | 0.05119 | 153 | 112 | 28 | 13 |
1108 | Why does every conversation have to turn into a process session with you? | 1.3529 | 0.05476 | 136 | 100 | 24 | 12 |
1109 | I sense you’re having mixed emotions Ted. | 1.3529 | 0.04861 | 153 | 109 | 34 | 10 |
1110 | I met someone else at a mixer. | 1.3529 | 0.04680 | 153 | 107 | 38 | 8 |
1111 | Hmmm, she did say that you were a real smoothie... | 1.3529 | 0.04948 | 153 | 110 | 32 | 11 |
1112 | It goes in cycles. One day it’s all grate and grind and the next you’re praying for a pulse. | 1.3529 | 0.04771 | 153 | 108 | 36 | 9 |
1113 | Liquidation may be your only option now. | 1.3529 | 0.05202 | 153 | 113 | 26 | 14 |
1114 | What do you mean you have mixed feelings? | 1.3526 | 0.04763 | 173 | 126 | 33 | 14 |
1115 | Yes, you are different however, this is New York City you will blend right in!" | 1.3526 | 0.04620 | 156 | 109 | 39 | 8 |
1116 | You weren’t exaggerating when you said that buying a Vitamix really changed your life. | 1.3526 | 0.04881 | 156 | 112 | 33 | 11 |
1117 | Well, at least I know you have a pulse. | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
1118 | Unlike you, I only have one speed. | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
1119 | I liked you better on frappe. | 1.3525 | 0.05193 | 139 | 100 | 29 | 10 |
1120 | So how was it growing up in a blended family? | 1.3523 | 0.04492 | 176 | 125 | 40 | 11 |
1121 | I need someone who has more than just a pulse. | 1.3522 | 0.05058 | 159 | 117 | 28 | 14 |
1122 | So you're a mover and a shaker? | 1.3521 | 0.05017 | 142 | 101 | 32 | 9 |
1123 | You say "I'M mixed up in the head"? | 1.3521 | 0.04814 | 142 | 99 | 36 | 7 |
1124 | It's no more annoying than regular man sounds. | 1.3517 | 0.05408 | 145 | 108 | 23 | 14 |
1125 | Can’t you at least unplug while we’re out on a date? | 1.3517 | 0.05135 | 145 | 105 | 29 | 11 |
1126 | My ex constantly pushed my buttons. | 1.3517 | 0.05408 | 145 | 108 | 23 | 14 |
1127 | I’m sorry Oster, but I’m leaving you for a Vitamix. | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
1128 | Oh Bob, the margarita accident is in the past, you need to let it go. | 1.3514 | 0.04970 | 148 | 106 | 32 | 10 |
1129 | Honey, you know I can't understand you when you puree | 1.3514 | 0.04684 | 148 | 103 | 38 | 7 |
1130 | When you said I made your head spin, I thought you meant something else. | 1.3514 | 0.05061 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
1131 | My ex was a hand beater. | 1.3514 | 0.05061 | 148 | 107 | 30 | 11 |
1132 | I'm just having trouble processing all these emotions. | 1.3514 | 0.04781 | 148 | 104 | 36 | 8 |
1133 | I liked you better as a cockroach. | 1.3512 | 0.05282 | 168 | 129 | 19 | 20 |
1134 | Interesting. I'm from a blended family, too. | 1.3511 | 0.05727 | 131 | 98 | 20 | 13 |
1135 | I think you should have gone with the feeding tube, dear. | 1.3510 | 0.05164 | 151 | 111 | 27 | 13 |
1136 | Is that a Waring you're wearing? | 1.3510 | 0.05078 | 151 | 110 | 29 | 12 |
1137 | I presume you don't have a problem with a blended family. | 1.3510 | 0.04990 | 151 | 109 | 31 | 11 |
1138 | Why is it that you always twist my words? | 1.3509 | 0.04727 | 171 | 124 | 34 | 13 |
1139 | I'm sorry, but I think it's time to hit the 'pause button' in our relationship. | 1.3507 | 0.05324 | 134 | 97 | 27 | 10 |
1140 | This is the last time I date off of QVC | 1.3507 | 0.05428 | 134 | 98 | 25 | 11 |
1141 | I’m not breaking up with you, Mitch. I just want to put us on Pulse for a while. | 1.3506 | 0.04655 | 154 | 108 | 38 | 8 |
1142 | How was Margaritaville? | 1.3504 | 0.05343 | 137 | 100 | 26 | 11 |
1143 | I just thought your NAME was Hamilton. I didn't realize you WERE one. | 1.3504 | 0.05540 | 137 | 102 | 22 | 13 |
1144 | Well if you ask me, that new shrink is really messing with your head. | 1.3504 | 0.05138 | 137 | 98 | 30 | 9 |
1145 | I said yes to dinner with a mind bender; not a mindless blender. | 1.3503 | 0.05181 | 157 | 117 | 25 | 15 |
1146 | It's only until my dentures are ready. | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
1147 | It's changed my life. I haven't seen a gastroenterologist in years! | 1.3503 | 0.04938 | 157 | 114 | 31 | 12 |
1148 | You promised me you weren't going to puree in public. | 1.3500 | 0.05260 | 140 | 102 | 27 | 11 |
1149 | Could you just take it off puree and listen to me for a change? | 1.3500 | 0.05031 | 160 | 118 | 28 | 14 |
1150 | Oh, I misunderstood, I thought it said you were a smooth operator. | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
1151 | I’m sorry, but I don’t think a blended family will work. | 1.3500 | 0.05357 | 140 | 103 | 25 | 12 |
1152 | You couldn’t tell by looking at me but I really am not comfortable at mixers. | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
1153 | Holly didn't mind, but she would've appreciated knowing Barry was transblender before the date. | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
1154 | So you're from a blended family, then? | 1.3497 | 0.04567 | 163 | 115 | 39 | 9 |
1155 | I'm just afraid our kids will be mixed up. | 1.3497 | 0.04988 | 143 | 102 | 32 | 9 |
1156 | Maybe you still need to process it? | 1.3497 | 0.05182 | 143 | 104 | 28 | 11 |
1157 | Let's face it. You'll never blend in. | 1.3497 | 0.05276 | 143 | 105 | 26 | 12 |
1158 | You don't really look like the picture on the box | 1.3494 | 0.04670 | 166 | 119 | 36 | 11 |
1159 | I don't think I'm ready for a mixed marriage. | 1.3494 | 0.04899 | 166 | 122 | 30 | 14 |
1160 | You know I can’t understand you when you’re on purée. | 1.3493 | 0.05012 | 146 | 105 | 31 | 10 |
1161 | What do you mean I make your head spin? | 1.3493 | 0.04820 | 146 | 103 | 35 | 8 |
1162 | Pulse two times if you're as hungry as I am | 1.3491 | 0.04377 | 169 | 118 | 43 | 8 |
1163 | Oh Honey, your pulse is racing! | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1164 | Your Mother was a Waring, and your Father? | 1.3490 | 0.04849 | 149 | 106 | 34 | 9 |
1165 | What do you mean I'm always messing with your head? | 1.3490 | 0.04942 | 149 | 107 | 32 | 10 |
1166 | Must you play with your food? | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1167 | But why is it that every time we get close, you emulsify? | 1.3490 | 0.05033 | 149 | 108 | 30 | 11 |
1168 | So... do you swallow? | 1.3490 | 0.05210 | 149 | 110 | 26 | 13 |
1169 | When I asked you to blend in tonight, you didn’t have to take it so literally. | 1.3488 | 0.05238 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
1170 | I thought this was a BLIND date. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
1171 | My friends warned me you were a smoothie." | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
1172 | Are you breaking up with me? Pulse once for "yes," twice for "no." | 1.3487 | 0.05049 | 152 | 111 | 29 | 12 |
1173 | Well, I came from a blended family too but I tried to not let it get to my head! | 1.3487 | 0.05049 | 152 | 111 | 29 | 12 |
1174 | I just thought "smoothie operator" in your profile was a typo. | 1.3487 | 0.05384 | 152 | 115 | 21 | 16 |
1175 | I'm sorry if I made you agitated." | 1.3487 | 0.04598 | 152 | 106 | 39 | 7 |
1176 | So Reggie Matic isn’t your real name? | 1.3487 | 0.04784 | 152 | 108 | 35 | 9 |
1177 | Yes, your profile DID say you are a mover and shaker, but . . . | 1.3485 | 0.05587 | 132 | 98 | 22 | 12 |
1178 | The dating site was right. You’re certainly practical and transparent. | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
1179 | Why do you always mix up everything I say? | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
1180 | You're clearly agitated. Let me check your pulse. | 1.3484 | 0.04808 | 155 | 111 | 34 | 10 |
1181 | I can’t help thinking you have mixed feelings about our relationship. | 1.3481 | 0.05291 | 135 | 98 | 27 | 10 |
1182 | I think we should take things at a low speed. | 1.3481 | 0.05077 | 135 | 96 | 31 | 8 |
1183 | Gee, you're a real smoothie aren't you. | 1.3481 | 0.05185 | 135 | 97 | 29 | 9 |
1184 | Give me a minute—I’m trying to process what you’re saying. | 1.3481 | 0.04659 | 158 | 112 | 37 | 9 |
1185 | I’m sorry, I thought Blendr was just a regular dating app. | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1186 | First you shred my heart to pieces, and now this? | 1.3481 | 0.04912 | 158 | 115 | 31 | 12 |
1187 | You're such a gentleman. My last date chewed with his lid open. | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1188 | Hey, Mister Smoothie, my eyes are up here. | 1.3478 | 0.05877 | 138 | 107 | 14 | 17 |
1189 | "Honestly, that head of yours is filled with mush. | 1.3478 | 0.05209 | 138 | 100 | 28 | 10 |
1190 | My feelings for you are thoroughly mixed. | 1.3478 | 0.05310 | 138 | 101 | 26 | 11 |
1191 | Don't chew with your lid open | 1.3478 | 0.05107 | 138 | 99 | 30 | 9 |
1192 | Must you do that while we’re eating? | 1.3478 | 0.05002 | 138 | 98 | 32 | 8 |
1193 | Your mother really did tell you to chew your food thirty-two thousand times? | 1.3478 | 0.04847 | 161 | 117 | 32 | 12 |
1194 | I should have known you were a smoothie. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
1195 | What's next, thought processing? | 1.3475 | 0.05031 | 141 | 101 | 31 | 9 |
1196 | He answered "blender" to online dating question "gender?". She assumed it was a typo. | 1.3475 | 0.05131 | 141 | 102 | 29 | 10 |
1197 | I never would have guesed. What was it like growing up in a blended family? | 1.3475 | 0.04930 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
1198 | Try not to blow you lid Tom. I don't want this to get messy. | 1.3473 | 0.05162 | 167 | 127 | 22 | 18 |
1199 | After five margaritas, I’m amazed you even got here | 1.3473 | 0.04799 | 167 | 122 | 32 | 13 |
1200 | It was either this, or dentures. | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
1201 | I just never imagined you'd be quite like this when they said you were a real smoothie. | 1.3472 | 0.05151 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 11 |
1202 | I hope this is going smoothly | 1.3472 | 0.05056 | 144 | 104 | 30 | 10 |
1203 | I'm good in the kitchen. | 1.3472 | 0.04860 | 144 | 102 | 34 | 8 |
1204 | Gesundheit! | 1.3469 | 0.05167 | 147 | 108 | 27 | 12 |
1205 | Well, as you probably guessed, I come from a blended family. | 1.3469 | 0.04889 | 147 | 105 | 33 | 9 |
1206 | I don’t understand you when you slur your words. | 1.3469 | 0.04984 | 147 | 106 | 31 | 10 |
1207 | Well, at least I don't chew with my mouth open, Cindy. | 1.3469 | 0.04695 | 147 | 103 | 37 | 7 |
1208 | I just don’t think we blend well. | 1.3469 | 0.05076 | 147 | 107 | 29 | 11 |
1209 | But what if our first child is a coffee maker? | 1.3469 | 0.05257 | 147 | 109 | 25 | 13 |
1210 | I want you to open up, but you keep going around in circles. | 1.3467 | 0.04535 | 150 | 104 | 40 | 6 |
1211 | Vita, should I ask the waiter to bring you an extension cord.? | 1.3467 | 0.05180 | 150 | 111 | 26 | 13 |
1212 | Well, on the plus side, I have excellent digestion. | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
1213 | Is your pulse racing, too? | 1.3467 | 0.04822 | 150 | 107 | 34 | 9 |
1214 | Really Claude, I’m certain that chewing each mouthful thirty-two times would be sufficient. | 1.3467 | 0.05180 | 150 | 111 | 26 | 13 |
1215 | I'm getting a mixed message. | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
1216 | When you said you came from a blended family....this is not what I expected. | 1.3467 | 0.05004 | 150 | 109 | 30 | 11 |
1217 | When will you stop trying to blend in? | 1.3467 | 0.04729 | 150 | 106 | 36 | 8 |
1218 | You looked different in your profile picture. | 1.3467 | 0.05180 | 150 | 111 | 26 | 13 |
1219 | Kid, why would a starlet like you want an old juicer like me? | 1.3464 | 0.05190 | 153 | 114 | 25 | 14 |
1220 | So you want a blended family. | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1221 | Harold, what are you Waring? | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
1222 | When I read your profile, I assumed you meant to say you were from a "blended" family. | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
1223 | To be honest your profile picture was a bit deceiving. | 1.3462 | 0.04606 | 156 | 110 | 38 | 8 |
1224 | I confess I'm shaken-- but not stirred. | 1.3462 | 0.05035 | 156 | 115 | 28 | 13 |
1225 | I won't mince words. We're over. | 1.3462 | 0.05318 | 130 | 94 | 27 | 9 |
1226 | I'm glad to see the algorithm matched me with someone who could help in the kitchen! | 1.3459 | 0.03827 | 185 | 125 | 56 | 4 |
1227 | Please keep your voice down. I'm trying to blend in. | 1.3459 | 0.04720 | 159 | 114 | 35 | 10 |
1228 | When they advertised this dinner as a mixer, I guess I didn’t consider all the possibilities. | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
1229 | Interesting! I’m also from a blended family! | 1.3459 | 0.04804 | 159 | 115 | 33 | 11 |
1230 | Dear, try to focus, I understand it is a lot to process. | 1.3459 | 0.05234 | 133 | 96 | 28 | 9 |
1231 | Spare me the chop, dice and purée treatment and tell me the truth....do I look fat in this outfit? | 1.3459 | 0.05447 | 133 | 98 | 24 | 11 |
1232 | Before surgery, I was hideous Nancy. People would stare. All my life I just wanted to blend in. | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
1233 | Yes, I come from a blended family also. | 1.3457 | 0.04742 | 162 | 117 | 34 | 11 |
1234 | When you say "We are a good Mix", it kind of scares me. | 1.3456 | 0.05153 | 136 | 98 | 29 | 9 |
1235 | So, Oster, tell me about your family. Where did you say your parents were from? | 1.3456 | 0.04826 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
1236 | Perhaps you’re trying a little too hard to blend in | 1.3456 | 0.05360 | 136 | 100 | 25 | 11 |
1237 | This explains why you didn't ask for utensils. | 1.3456 | 0.05046 | 136 | 97 | 31 | 8 |
1238 | You mix up everything I say. | 1.3453 | 0.05277 | 139 | 102 | 26 | 11 |
1239 | I guess when my girlfriend warned me that you were a real smoothie, I should have listened a little more carefully. | 1.3451 | 0.05198 | 142 | 104 | 27 | 11 |
1240 | That would explain the vertigo. | 1.3451 | 0.04901 | 142 | 101 | 33 | 8 |
1241 | I am not sure speaking blend, mix, purée, and chop makes you multilingual | 1.3451 | 0.05478 | 142 | 107 | 21 | 14 |
1242 | I can’t understand you when you’re on purée. | 1.3451 | 0.05101 | 142 | 103 | 29 | 10 |
1243 | Guess how I like my martinis. | 1.3451 | 0.05002 | 142 | 102 | 31 | 9 |
1244 | Suddenly, I'm craving a Margarita. | 1.3451 | 0.04693 | 142 | 99 | 37 | 6 |
1245 | Purée if you must, but no masticating with your lid open | 1.3450 | 0.04930 | 171 | 128 | 27 | 16 |
1246 | Yes, I think you and I should give it a whirl. | 1.3448 | 0.04586 | 174 | 126 | 36 | 12 |
1247 | I don’t think I should get mixed up in this. | 1.3448 | 0.05027 | 145 | 105 | 30 | 10 |
1248 | Can you please not puree with your lid open? | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1249 | Yes, Carl...I’ve met someone. He’s an Immersion Blender, Carl. I’m sorry | 1.3446 | 0.04766 | 148 | 105 | 35 | 8 |
1250 | Barry, you’re sending me mixed messages again. | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1251 | No, I don't want to see what's in your pants." | 1.3446 | 0.05399 | 148 | 112 | 21 | 15 |
1252 | OK, I'm getting the sense that you have mixed feelings about us. | 1.3446 | 0.04955 | 148 | 107 | 31 | 10 |
1253 | I know your profile said you are a man who likes to "mix it up", but I assumed you were speaking figuratively. | 1.3446 | 0.04862 | 148 | 106 | 33 | 9 |
1254 | If I'm being honest, you look nothing like your profile picture. | 1.3442 | 0.04994 | 154 | 113 | 29 | 12 |
1255 | "A blend of mixed, crushed, and frapped. How do you expect me to feel?" | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1256 | Ralph, you try too hard to blend in. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1257 | I don’t care if your last date enjoyed it. I’m not letting you do that. | 1.3440 | 0.05460 | 125 | 91 | 25 | 9 |
1258 | I thought your profile pic meant you liked to eat healthy. | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
1259 | Dad was a lawnmower and mom was a whisk. | 1.3438 | 0.04860 | 160 | 117 | 31 | 12 |
1260 | You are always mixing up what I'm trying to say. | 1.3436 | 0.04875 | 163 | 120 | 30 | 13 |
1261 | Sorry. The last girl I went on a date with really messed with my head. | 1.3436 | 0.05177 | 163 | 124 | 22 | 17 |
1262 | Harold, I don’t like when you get juiced up. | 1.3433 | 0.05515 | 134 | 100 | 22 | 12 |
1263 | You get agitated over the silliness things. | 1.3433 | 0.04867 | 134 | 94 | 34 | 6 |
1264 | What a coincidence. My name is Brenda too!" | 1.3431 | 0.05122 | 137 | 99 | 29 | 9 |
1265 | Thank you for not chewing with your lid open. | 1.3431 | 0.05327 | 137 | 101 | 25 | 11 |
1266 | What do you mean by "mixed feelings"? | 1.3429 | 0.05147 | 140 | 102 | 28 | 10 |
1267 | I, too, just want to blend in. But I don't let it go to my head. | 1.3429 | 0.05342 | 140 | 104 | 24 | 12 |
1268 | This is the last time on go on a blind date with someone from the Rotary club. | 1.3429 | 0.04635 | 175 | 128 | 34 | 13 |
1269 | I prefer stirred. | 1.3427 | 0.04717 | 178 | 132 | 31 | 15 |
1270 | I guess I have mixed emotions. | 1.3427 | 0.04510 | 178 | 129 | 37 | 12 |
1271 | Frappe? On a first date? | 1.3427 | 0.04973 | 143 | 103 | 31 | 9 |
1272 | Shall we send back our dishes and request the fruit platter and a bucket of ice? | 1.3427 | 0.04770 | 143 | 101 | 35 | 7 |
1273 | Sorry babe... you just turn me on." | 1.3427 | 0.05354 | 143 | 107 | 23 | 13 |
1274 | This isn’t working out, your head’s just not in the right place. | 1.3427 | 0.05167 | 143 | 105 | 27 | 11 |
1275 | Is that yes or no? | 1.3427 | 0.05354 | 143 | 107 | 23 | 13 |
1276 | When will your new teeth be ready? | 1.3425 | 0.05362 | 146 | 110 | 22 | 14 |
1277 | I'm afraid you have me mixed up with someone else. | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
1278 | I know we’re at the table but trust me, you don’t want me to take my hat off. | 1.3425 | 0.05274 | 146 | 109 | 24 | 13 |
1279 | I’ve been getting a lot of mixed messages... | 1.3425 | 0.04706 | 146 | 103 | 36 | 7 |
1280 | You think this is cool, you should see my showerhead. | 1.3423 | 0.05019 | 149 | 109 | 29 | 11 |
1281 | When did you first realize you were mixed up? | 1.3423 | 0.05019 | 149 | 109 | 29 | 11 |
1282 | Oh honey, you look great! No one will notice that your tie is a clip-on. | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
1283 | I'm not superficial. You just look very different from your profile picture. | 1.3421 | 0.05036 | 152 | 112 | 28 | 12 |
1284 | You're going too fast for me. | 1.3421 | 0.04949 | 152 | 111 | 30 | 11 |
1285 | I thought you said you had a 'blend' of sophistication and humor. | 1.3419 | 0.04881 | 155 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
1286 | Honestly, I had no idea that this is what you meant when you said we were going to get juiced tonight! | 1.3419 | 0.04881 | 155 | 113 | 31 | 11 |
1287 | Don't you think you are taking the liquid diet concept a bit too seriously? | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
1288 | I thought your profile read head of compliance, but I see now your head of appliance. | 1.3416 | 0.04914 | 161 | 119 | 29 | 13 |
1289 | my friend told me when she arranged this date that you were a good mixer | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
1290 | You might have better luck on Grindr. | 1.3413 | 0.04788 | 167 | 123 | 31 | 13 |
1291 | I know your profile said that you were a "real smoothie", but... | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1292 | So you're a vegan? | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1293 | Whirr, whirr is your response to everything. It's like you're not even listening. | 1.3409 | 0.05571 | 132 | 99 | 21 | 12 |
1294 | Dear, it's so much more than a diet. It's a lifestyle. | 1.3409 | 0.05250 | 132 | 96 | 27 | 9 |
1295 | Don’t turn around, but Insant Pot just walked in. | 1.3407 | 0.05480 | 135 | 101 | 22 | 12 |
1296 | The worst part is I lost both my hands in a flossing accident. | 1.3407 | 0.05580 | 135 | 102 | 20 | 13 |
1297 | Would you mind closing your lid when you juice? | 1.3407 | 0.04837 | 135 | 95 | 34 | 6 |
1298 | I often have mixed emotions, too. Like now, for example. | 1.3407 | 0.05060 | 135 | 97 | 30 | 8 |
1299 | They told me you were Mr. Smoothie, but I had no idea! | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
1300 | Let me push your buttons. | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
1301 | Your mind seems to be someplace else. | 1.3406 | 0.05193 | 138 | 101 | 27 | 10 |
1302 | So, when you said I really make your head spin, that's not a good thing? | 1.3406 | 0.05294 | 138 | 102 | 25 | 11 |
1303 | My friends said you were a smoothie but this is ridiculous! | 1.3404 | 0.05214 | 141 | 104 | 26 | 11 |
1304 | I won't settle for just a pulse. | 1.3404 | 0.05016 | 141 | 102 | 30 | 9 |
1305 | You really are an old smoothie! | 1.3404 | 0.05116 | 141 | 103 | 28 | 10 |
1306 | You're such an extremist. New dentures would have been perfectly fine. | 1.3403 | 0.05589 | 144 | 111 | 17 | 16 |
1307 | You push my buttons too. | 1.3403 | 0.04743 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
1308 | Don't worry, you'll blend in" you said. | 1.3403 | 0.05136 | 144 | 106 | 27 | 11 |
1309 | I shouldn't HAVE to ask for a knife and fork Susan. | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1310 | Take off your lid, for God's sake, Jack...people are starting to stare! | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1311 | I’m from a blended family, too. | 1.3401 | 0.05062 | 147 | 108 | 28 | 11 |
1312 | All that just to avoid a straw. | 1.3400 | 0.04990 | 150 | 110 | 29 | 11 |
1313 | You can pulse, you can puree, but can you really listen? | 1.3399 | 0.05008 | 153 | 113 | 28 | 12 |
1314 | It said ‘blind’ date not ‘blend’ date. | 1.3399 | 0.04833 | 153 | 111 | 32 | 10 |
1315 | I think I will have a drink after all. | 1.3397 | 0.04769 | 156 | 113 | 33 | 10 |
1316 | Well your online ad did say you were a great mixer. | 1.3396 | 0.04954 | 159 | 118 | 28 | 13 |
1317 | I 'm flattered my new sleeveless dress turn's you on | 1.3396 | 0.04954 | 159 | 118 | 28 | 13 |
1318 | You know I can't hear you when your on Puree! | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
1319 | I knew Sir Mix-a-Lot. I rapped with Sir Mix-a-Lot. You sir, are no Sir Mix-a-Lot. | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1320 | Darling, I think I know the source of your frequent headaches. | 1.3395 | 0.04966 | 162 | 121 | 27 | 14 |
1321 | I don't want to be noticed, I just want to blend in. | 1.3394 | 0.04825 | 165 | 122 | 30 | 13 |
1322 | When you said you were a Ninja, this is not what I expected. | 1.3393 | 0.04763 | 168 | 124 | 31 | 13 |
1323 | What are you whirring about this time? | 1.3391 | 0.04351 | 174 | 124 | 41 | 9 |
1324 | Could you chew more softly dear? | 1.3391 | 0.04924 | 174 | 132 | 25 | 17 |
1325 | You seem to have quite a bit of energy this evening." | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1326 | Well just don't let them ostracize you. | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
1327 | I wouldn't date just anyone with a pulse | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1328 | Tim, please. Every time I bring up wanting kids, you go straight to frappé. | 1.3383 | 0.05217 | 133 | 97 | 27 | 9 |
1329 | Well, it would simplify the Wedding registry | 1.3383 | 0.05106 | 133 | 96 | 29 | 8 |
1330 | You're such a smoothie | 1.3382 | 0.05242 | 136 | 100 | 26 | 10 |
1331 | I can see the ideas whirling in your head. | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
1332 | You know, Harold, there are more subtle ways to tune me out during dinner. | 1.3382 | 0.05029 | 136 | 98 | 30 | 8 |
1333 | OK, OK, so you're really processing my ideas now." | 1.3381 | 0.04741 | 139 | 98 | 35 | 6 |
1334 | You're Waring me out. | 1.3380 | 0.04986 | 142 | 103 | 30 | 9 |
1335 | So, do you like to relax on the counter or in the cupboard? | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1336 | Your profile said you were "Mr. Smooth," not "Mr. Smoothie." | 1.3380 | 0.04986 | 142 | 103 | 30 | 9 |
1337 | I do not appreciate your mixed messages. | 1.3380 | 0.05182 | 142 | 105 | 26 | 11 |
1338 | Honey, that's not what I meant when I said, "Try to blend in." | 1.3380 | 0.05278 | 142 | 106 | 24 | 12 |
1339 | So, are Thursdays always mixer nights? | 1.3379 | 0.05106 | 145 | 107 | 27 | 11 |
1340 | Well then Walter, why don’t YOU explain what’s wrong in our relationship? | 1.3379 | 0.05012 | 145 | 106 | 29 | 10 |
1341 | In your profile picture you were a vita-mix.... | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1342 | Whenever I try to talk about my food issues, people say it's all in my head. | 1.3378 | 0.05033 | 148 | 109 | 28 | 11 |
1343 | Is it my imagination or are you sending me mixed messages? | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1344 | Having trouble blending in? | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1345 | I know, my head is spinning, too. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1346 | Look, Karen. It’s over. I don’t mince words. | 1.3377 | 0.04688 | 151 | 108 | 35 | 8 |
1347 | Can you please chew with your lid closed? | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1348 | I get it. I get it. You just want to blend in. | 1.3377 | 0.04873 | 151 | 110 | 31 | 10 |
1349 | My last boyfriend was an Oster. | 1.3377 | 0.04343 | 154 | 107 | 42 | 5 |
1350 | Thank you, I'd love a Mojito. | 1.3377 | 0.04980 | 154 | 114 | 28 | 12 |
1351 | I've met someone, his name is Oster. | 1.3377 | 0.05230 | 154 | 117 | 22 | 15 |
1352 | You can't even process why I'm breaking up with you! | 1.3377 | 0.05065 | 154 | 115 | 26 | 13 |
1353 | 'I'm leaving you for a Magic Bullet'. | 1.3376 | 0.04743 | 157 | 114 | 33 | 10 |
1354 | I get it. You’re a smoothie operator. | 1.3376 | 0.04913 | 157 | 116 | 29 | 12 |
1355 | I was looking to stir up the conversation, not puree it. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1356 | Can you chew a little more quietly, please? | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
1357 | Oh honey, I know you are mixed up but just pause for a minute.. | 1.3374 | 0.04283 | 163 | 114 | 43 | 6 |
1358 | No, I don't find your voice grating at all. | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1359 | So . . . what's your crazy? | 1.3373 | 0.04876 | 166 | 124 | 28 | 14 |
1360 | You just seem too mixed up for me. | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
1361 | I don't fool around on the first date. But you're saying if we act now, I get the Salad Spinner AND the Grab-it? | 1.3360 | 0.05321 | 125 | 91 | 26 | 8 |
1362 | I’m beginning to think you might be a little mixed up. | 1.3359 | 0.04995 | 128 | 91 | 31 | 6 |
1363 | Honey, can you at least turn it down from 'puree' to 'stir' | 1.3359 | 0.04870 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1364 | How can you say that I push your buttons? | 1.3359 | 0.05465 | 128 | 95 | 23 | 10 |
1365 | If I'm completely honest, I hate seeing you chew your food. | 1.3359 | 0.05235 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1366 | 'Don't feel bad. Everyone does it. I used a picture from college on my profile.' | 1.3358 | 0.05209 | 137 | 101 | 26 | 10 |
1367 | So - if I let you spend the night will you make me a smoothie in the morning ? | 1.3358 | 0.05311 | 137 | 102 | 24 | 11 |
1368 | Do you ever unplug? | 1.3357 | 0.04926 | 140 | 101 | 31 | 8 |
1369 | I was expecting a totally different type of mixer. | 1.3357 | 0.05130 | 140 | 103 | 27 | 10 |
1370 | Is it soup yet? | 1.3357 | 0.05029 | 140 | 102 | 29 | 9 |
1371 | You looked more like a Vitamix online. | 1.3357 | 0.05230 | 140 | 104 | 25 | 11 |
1372 | You're mixing your metaphors again, Bob. | 1.3357 | 0.05246 | 143 | 107 | 24 | 12 |
1373 | You took me too seriously when I said we should shake things up a bit. | 1.3357 | 0.05055 | 143 | 105 | 28 | 10 |
1374 | I'm sorry that was a typo. It was 'blind date.' | 1.3357 | 0.04957 | 143 | 104 | 30 | 9 |
1375 | So what doesn’t make your head spin? | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1376 | What on earth are you Waring? | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
1377 | You could have worn a tie. | 1.3356 | 0.04982 | 146 | 107 | 29 | 10 |
1378 | It's starting to sound like you think EVERY meal should be paired with a thick and creamy beverage.... | 1.3356 | 0.05076 | 146 | 108 | 27 | 11 |
1379 | I meant a different kind of “blend in”. | 1.3356 | 0.05169 | 146 | 109 | 25 | 12 |
1380 | You upped your Adderall again, didn’t you? | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1381 | You do make an incredible frozen daquiri, Hamilton, but I'm just not comfortable with a blended family. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1382 | Just tell me. Stop mincing your words! | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1383 | Why do you always try to smooth over everything? | 1.3356 | 0.04724 | 149 | 107 | 34 | 8 |
1384 | No, that’s not what I said. You’re always mixing it up. | 1.3356 | 0.04913 | 149 | 109 | 30 | 10 |
1385 | I know that your head is spinning, maybe you'll feel better if you eat something. | 1.3356 | 0.04913 | 149 | 109 | 30 | 10 |
1386 | Are you identify as a trans~blender? | 1.3355 | 0.04935 | 152 | 112 | 29 | 11 |
1387 | Are you sure you want a blended family? | 1.3355 | 0.05022 | 152 | 113 | 27 | 12 |
1388 | I thought you were grinding just your teeth. | 1.3355 | 0.04755 | 152 | 110 | 33 | 9 |
1389 | This isn’t quite what I pictured when Carol said you came from a blended family. | 1.3355 | 0.05022 | 152 | 113 | 27 | 12 |
1390 | I get a little stir crazy too. | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
1391 | That’s not what I meant when I said I wanted to mix things up. | 1.3355 | 0.04602 | 155 | 111 | 36 | 8 |
1392 | My last serious relationship was with Mr. Coffee, but he just didn’t blend in with my friends . | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
1393 | I had no idea you were from a blended family. | 1.3355 | 0.05037 | 155 | 116 | 26 | 13 |
1394 | Well, Mary did say you made a great daiquiri. | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
1395 | Are you working on the soup or dessert? | 1.3355 | 0.04953 | 155 | 115 | 28 | 12 |
1396 | Where I’m from, men chew their steaks. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1397 | I guess I didn't know what the dating site meant by 'foodie'. | 1.3354 | 0.04574 | 161 | 116 | 36 | 9 |
1398 | Normally I won't go on blind dates, but you were so highly reviewed. | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
1399 | I didn't want to tell you like this, but I've been cheating on you with a cappuccino machine. | 1.3354 | 0.04759 | 164 | 121 | 31 | 12 |
1400 | Nonsense! Don't worry about how you look. You blend in very well. | 1.3353 | 0.04776 | 167 | 124 | 30 | 13 |
1401 | No one can say you don't mince your words . | 1.3353 | 0.04214 | 167 | 117 | 44 | 6 |
1402 | I thought you were just being clever with your photo when you described yourself as a "smoothie". | 1.3353 | 0.04789 | 170 | 127 | 29 | 14 |
1403 | Jeez, Howard, you never turn it off! | 1.3353 | 0.04511 | 173 | 126 | 36 | 11 |
1404 | As long as I don't drop the fork inside, it's quite convenient | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1405 | So, what is working at Fox News really like? | 1.3333 | 0.05201 | 129 | 94 | 27 | 8 |
1406 | So your Tinder profile mentioned that you're on a juice cleanse? | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
1407 | Oh, you smoothy you. | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
1408 | Am I chewing too loud? | 1.3333 | 0.05177 | 138 | 102 | 26 | 10 |
1409 | You come across as so smooth, Mr. Oster, but inside you're really mixed up. | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1410 | It was cheaper than dental insurance. | 1.3333 | 0.04521 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1411 | That's not what I meant when I said, "Just try to blend in". | 1.3333 | 0.04755 | 156 | 114 | 32 | 10 |
1412 | I told you it would make your head spin. | 1.3333 | 0.05065 | 150 | 112 | 26 | 12 |
1413 | Why must you always twist everything I say? | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
1414 | I’m feeling a lot of mixed emotions | 1.3333 | 0.05361 | 135 | 101 | 23 | 11 |
1415 | Truth time: I really have only 23 settings. | 1.3333 | 0.04928 | 144 | 105 | 30 | 9 |
1416 | I usually avoid coming to these types of mixers. | 1.3333 | 0.04602 | 150 | 107 | 36 | 7 |
1417 | If you're not going to use silverware, could you at least set that to low? | 1.3333 | 0.04602 | 150 | 107 | 36 | 7 |
1418 | I didn't know blending in was so important to you. | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
1419 | James, I thought you'd be stirred, not shaken. | 1.3333 | 0.05065 | 150 | 112 | 26 | 12 |
1420 | I still can’t believe that I met you at a mixer. | 1.3333 | 0.04509 | 177 | 130 | 35 | 12 |
1421 | I get names and faces mixed up sometimes too! | 1.3333 | 0.05121 | 144 | 107 | 26 | 11 |
1422 | Why couldn't you have worn that nice Vitamix I got you?" | 1.3333 | 0.04578 | 156 | 112 | 36 | 8 |
1423 | What do you mean you're having impuree thoughts? | 1.3333 | 0.05404 | 147 | 113 | 19 | 15 |
1424 | Okay, when I said 'try to blend in...' | 1.3333 | 0.05091 | 156 | 118 | 24 | 14 |
1425 | Sheila said you were a real smoothie. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
1426 | Your profile did say you were raised in a blended family, but I wasn’t expecting this. | 1.3333 | 0.04885 | 150 | 110 | 30 | 10 |
1427 | Are you going to eat that? | 1.3333 | 0.04635 | 174 | 129 | 32 | 13 |
1428 | You're sending me mixed signals. | 1.3333 | 0.04968 | 138 | 100 | 30 | 8 |
1429 | This isn’t what I expected at a mixer | 1.3333 | 0.04765 | 171 | 128 | 29 | 14 |
1430 | Do I blend in? | 1.3333 | 0.05307 | 144 | 109 | 22 | 13 |
1431 | Try "Pulse." | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1432 | Right. Purée. That's your answer for everything. | 1.3333 | 0.04860 | 159 | 118 | 29 | 12 |
1433 | Now I really do feel ostracized. | 1.3333 | 0.05257 | 135 | 100 | 25 | 10 |
1434 | Your ad promised 'a blend of attractive qualities' but perhaps you could have been more specific. | 1.3333 | 0.04859 | 147 | 107 | 31 | 9 |
1435 | Can we talk about just "unplugging" for a bit? | 1.3333 | 0.04663 | 147 | 105 | 35 | 7 |
1436 | No, I don't juice. | 1.3333 | 0.04907 | 153 | 113 | 29 | 11 |
1437 | I know! It makes my head spin ! | 1.3333 | 0.05047 | 147 | 109 | 27 | 11 |
1438 | I'm flattered you ask, but no, I don't think I want to give it a whirl. | 1.3333 | 0.05198 | 141 | 105 | 25 | 11 |
1439 | Why are you sending me mixed signals? | 1.3333 | 0.04999 | 141 | 103 | 29 | 9 |
1440 | I am leaving you Phil. You were the one that wanted to mix things up so please stop trying to spin this into something else. | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
1441 | We need to talk. Can you slow down to puree for a minute? | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
1442 | It's funny. I came from a blended family, too. | 1.3333 | 0.05074 | 138 | 101 | 28 | 9 |
1443 | I knew making a dating profile on Blendr was a bad idea... | 1.3333 | 0.04616 | 186 | 140 | 30 | 16 |
1444 | Common mistake, I get his mail all the time. But I'm Edward Blenderface. | 1.3314 | 0.04821 | 175 | 133 | 26 | 16 |
1445 | You thought I was kidding when I said that seeing food always turns me on. | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
1446 | Could you slow down, dear? This isn't fast food. | 1.3313 | 0.04268 | 163 | 115 | 42 | 6 |
1447 | This is not what I was expecting when I signed up for the company mixer. | 1.3313 | 0.04927 | 163 | 123 | 26 | 14 |
1448 | I was hoping you’d try solid food this evening. | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
1449 | So, your digestion has been better since the transplant? | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
1450 | I know you’re supposed to chew your food 32 times before swallowing, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3313 | 0.04850 | 163 | 122 | 28 | 13 |
1451 | Yes, Nancy did mention you were from a blended family | 1.3313 | 0.04850 | 163 | 122 | 28 | 13 |
1452 | My late husband was an old smoothie. | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
1453 | I think the dating site misunderstood my desire to blend with someone. | 1.3313 | 0.04994 | 160 | 121 | 25 | 14 |
1454 | I know on your profile you said you blend in well with others but.... | 1.3313 | 0.04994 | 160 | 121 | 25 | 14 |
1455 | You're an idiot. It's on backwards. | 1.3312 | 0.04981 | 157 | 118 | 26 | 13 |
1456 | I think dental implants would have been more aesthetically pleasing. | 1.3312 | 0.04815 | 157 | 116 | 30 | 11 |
1457 | This conversation just keeps going in circles! | 1.3312 | 0.04899 | 157 | 117 | 28 | 12 |
1458 | I’m getting mixed messages. | 1.3312 | 0.04642 | 157 | 114 | 34 | 9 |
1459 | You are related to Edward Scissorhands? | 1.3312 | 0.04815 | 157 | 116 | 30 | 11 |
1460 | And they said you can’t find love on Grindr. | 1.3312 | 0.04981 | 157 | 118 | 26 | 13 |
1461 | Are you having mixed feelings about our relationship? | 1.3312 | 0.05297 | 154 | 119 | 19 | 16 |
1462 | Were you as surprised as I was by your DNA results? | 1.3311 | 0.04766 | 151 | 110 | 32 | 9 |
1463 | That’s a stirring story. But you’ve whipped yourself up into purée. | 1.3311 | 0.04577 | 151 | 108 | 36 | 7 |
1464 | Good God, I can't wait to get you into bed and set you at puree. | 1.3311 | 0.04948 | 151 | 112 | 28 | 11 |
1465 | It was so much easier talking to you when your eyes just glazed over. | 1.3311 | 0.05018 | 148 | 110 | 27 | 11 |
1466 | I guess your dental plan wouldn't cover the implants. | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
1467 | I know I said in my profile I wanted to mix things up, but I didn't think anyone would take it literally. | 1.3310 | 0.04899 | 145 | 106 | 30 | 9 |
1468 | So when you shared in your profile that you were a little mixed up you weren't speaking metaphorically? | 1.3310 | 0.04969 | 142 | 104 | 29 | 9 |
1469 | I sense you're having mixed emotions about our relationship. | 1.3310 | 0.05262 | 142 | 107 | 23 | 12 |
1470 | I totally thought you meant something else by blended family. | 1.3309 | 0.05245 | 139 | 104 | 24 | 11 |
1471 | Where do you get your energy? | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
1472 | I don't want to get mixed up in this. | 1.3309 | 0.05224 | 136 | 101 | 25 | 10 |
1473 | It's so embarrassing. I wish you had worn your other jacket. | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1474 | Most people would have gone with false teeth. | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1475 | That's funny, I grew up in a blended family too | 1.3309 | 0.05328 | 136 | 102 | 23 | 11 |
1476 | A penny for what's going around in that head of yours. | 1.3308 | 0.04859 | 133 | 95 | 32 | 6 |
1477 | In your profile you looked more like a Vitamix... | 1.3308 | 0.05198 | 133 | 98 | 26 | 9 |
1478 | I’m sorry Dorothy, but the Mueller report just makes my head spin. | 1.3308 | 0.05819 | 133 | 104 | 14 | 15 |
1479 | No, to be frank Frank, you don’t blend in like you think. | 1.3308 | 0.04859 | 133 | 95 | 32 | 6 |
1480 | Frankly, I preferred your dentures. | 1.3298 | 0.04636 | 188 | 143 | 28 | 17 |
1481 | I hardly know what to say. My head is spinning. Not like yours though. | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
1482 | I must admit I wasn’t sure what to expect when I got the email about the faculty mixer. | 1.3293 | 0.04686 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
1483 | I thought I'd give Tinder a try, but in reality, I'm more of a Grindr kind of guy. | 1.3293 | 0.04977 | 164 | 125 | 24 | 15 |
1484 | I think it really only makes it harder for you to blend in. | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
1485 | I think you're trying too hard to blend in. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1486 | So try chewing slowly and savoring for once. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1487 | Do you have a pause button? | 1.3292 | 0.04297 | 161 | 114 | 41 | 6 |
1488 | I thought your profile said 'mixed race,' not 'mixed face.' | 1.3291 | 0.04954 | 158 | 119 | 26 | 13 |
1489 | No problem. My ex-husband was part lawnmower." | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
1490 | I still find your story hard to swallow. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
1491 | You can take it off now - they've gone. | 1.3290 | 0.05023 | 155 | 117 | 25 | 13 |
1492 | Look, I'm not ostracizing you. I just can't get mixed up with you right now. | 1.3290 | 0.04677 | 155 | 113 | 33 | 9 |
1493 | This is the last time I get a date from Blendr. | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1494 | I'll grant you this--you're a smoothie. | 1.3289 | 0.04646 | 152 | 110 | 34 | 8 |
1495 | Any relation, Brian, to Edward Scissorhands? | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1496 | I don't think we're a good blend. | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1497 | Yeah, I have mixed feelings. | 1.3289 | 0.04739 | 152 | 111 | 32 | 9 |
1498 | I am not sure I am ready for a blended family. | 1.3289 | 0.05008 | 152 | 114 | 26 | 12 |
1499 | I'm really growing tired of your mixed messages. | 1.3289 | 0.04989 | 149 | 111 | 27 | 11 |
1500 | Would you please turn it to vibrate | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1501 | I'm getting mixed signals. | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
1502 | I meant to try Grindr, not Mixr. | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1503 | Maybe you should cut back on watching cable news. | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1504 | Your Blendr profile was so accurate." | 1.3289 | 0.04611 | 149 | 107 | 35 | 7 |
1505 | Stop looking so nervous. Just try to blend in. | 1.3289 | 0.05168 | 149 | 113 | 23 | 13 |
1506 | So this is your favorite setting... | 1.3288 | 0.04773 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 8 |
1507 | Digestive enzymes would have been an easier solution, Harold. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1508 | So, how long have you been on grinder? | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1509 | Your profile indicated that you were blender neutral and I'm okay with that. | 1.3288 | 0.04967 | 146 | 108 | 28 | 10 |
1510 | I love how ideas just pour out of you. | 1.3287 | 0.05135 | 143 | 107 | 25 | 11 |
1511 | You're not blending in, here. | 1.3287 | 0.04940 | 143 | 105 | 29 | 9 |
1512 | John, I can't take your mixed signals any longer. | 1.3286 | 0.05012 | 140 | 103 | 28 | 9 |
1513 | Can you at least try chewing? | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
1514 | I guess I thought “Blender” was an actual dating site | 1.3286 | 0.04909 | 140 | 102 | 30 | 8 |
1515 | Haha yeah, all I’m saying is that if you’ve got a type b electrical outlet under that dress than we might be able to make this work | 1.3285 | 0.04646 | 137 | 97 | 35 | 5 |
1516 | Do you remember your setting the night we met? | 1.3285 | 0.05192 | 137 | 102 | 25 | 10 |
1517 | Well yes, you DO blend right in, but... | 1.3285 | 0.05294 | 137 | 103 | 23 | 11 |
1518 | When I said I wanted to mix things up, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3282 | 0.05358 | 131 | 98 | 23 | 10 |
1519 | I'm looking for Mr. Right not Mr. Coffee. | 1.3282 | 0.05134 | 131 | 96 | 27 | 8 |
1520 | So how many speeds do you have? | 1.3282 | 0.05018 | 131 | 95 | 29 | 7 |
1521 | My last boyfriend was a toaster oven. He was a real hothead. | 1.3282 | 0.04900 | 131 | 94 | 31 | 6 |
1522 | I’m sorry, did you say “three speeds” or “special needs?” | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
1523 | So what exactly is the difference between "whip" and "liquefy" | 1.3280 | 0.05539 | 125 | 94 | 21 | 10 |
1524 | Why do you always twist my words? | 1.3279 | 0.05390 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
1525 | Still processing your work day? | 1.3277 | 0.05483 | 119 | 88 | 23 | 8 |
1526 | Is it too soon to ask what our kids will look like? | 1.3276 | 0.04402 | 174 | 127 | 37 | 10 |
1527 | I want you to know that my intentions are puree. | 1.3276 | 0.04248 | 174 | 125 | 41 | 8 |
1528 | I'm not the one who's mixed up, dear. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
1529 | You're just an old smoothy, aren't you. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
1530 | I can never tell what's going round in your head. | 1.3270 | 0.04232 | 159 | 112 | 42 | 5 |
1531 | Actually, you're starting to grate on me. | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
1532 | Harold, you've taken your need to blend in a little too far. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
1533 | Have you tried meditation? | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
1534 | Why don't you switch off the smooth talk and give it to me raw. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
1535 | It looks like you have mixed feelings about me. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
1536 | I picked this quiet setting so we could talk | 1.3268 | 0.04979 | 153 | 115 | 26 | 12 |
1537 | Can't you go anywhere without getting juiced? | 1.3268 | 0.05065 | 153 | 116 | 24 | 13 |
1538 | You're just not up to speed, Albert. | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
1539 | But I bought the Cuisinart long before I met you.” | 1.3267 | 0.05393 | 150 | 117 | 17 | 16 |
1540 | You look shaken. | 1.3267 | 0.04777 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 9 |
1541 | True, your profile did say you blend in well. | 1.3265 | 0.04545 | 147 | 105 | 36 | 6 |
1542 | Don't get so dramatic... I just want you to chew your food properly. | 1.3265 | 0.04938 | 147 | 109 | 28 | 10 |
1543 | I'm ready to take this relationship from "chop" to "puree" | 1.3265 | 0.04842 | 147 | 108 | 30 | 9 |
1544 | I'm done mixing. I'm leaving you for a slow cooker. | 1.3265 | 0.04842 | 147 | 108 | 30 | 9 |
1545 | You were wrong. You don't blend in at all. | 1.3265 | 0.04842 | 147 | 108 | 30 | 9 |
1546 | Pass it to me under the table so that we don't draw attention! | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1547 | Can't you just blend in for once? | 1.3264 | 0.05105 | 144 | 108 | 25 | 11 |
1548 | You're a smoothie,I'll give you that. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1549 | I find that mixing it up on a first date keeps things interesting. | 1.3262 | 0.04879 | 141 | 103 | 30 | 8 |
1550 | You’re not blending in. | 1.3262 | 0.05083 | 141 | 105 | 26 | 10 |
1551 | Look , I don't want to mince words or anything else with you. | 1.3262 | 0.05181 | 141 | 106 | 24 | 11 |
1552 | So, was it rough growing up in a blended family? | 1.3261 | 0.04950 | 138 | 101 | 29 | 8 |
1553 | So how did you end up becoming a bartender? | 1.3259 | 0.05024 | 135 | 99 | 28 | 8 |
1554 | its obvious that you view me with mixed emotions | 1.3259 | 0.05344 | 135 | 102 | 22 | 11 |
1555 | Not exactly what I meant, when I said to try and blend in. | 1.3258 | 0.05323 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
1556 | I guess I’m one of those gentlemen who prefer blends. | 1.3256 | 0.04583 | 172 | 128 | 32 | 12 |
1557 | Well, I interpreted it differently when you said on the dating site that my picture made your head spin. | 1.3256 | 0.05063 | 129 | 94 | 28 | 7 |
1558 | It’s obvious your mind is somewhere else. | 1.3256 | 0.05181 | 129 | 95 | 26 | 8 |
1559 | Okay, so your profile did say you were into juicing... | 1.3256 | 0.05410 | 129 | 97 | 22 | 10 |
1560 | You plan on getting juiced tonight? | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
1561 | Frank, I think your winning the Appliance Salesperson of the Year Award has gone to your head. | 1.3254 | 0.05384 | 126 | 94 | 23 | 9 |
1562 | Don't take this the wrong way, but you look a little different than your profile picture. | 1.3254 | 0.04890 | 126 | 90 | 31 | 5 |
1563 | So, your mother was the toaster? | 1.3253 | 0.04697 | 166 | 124 | 30 | 12 |
1564 | I wish you would try harder to blend in. | 1.3253 | 0.04697 | 166 | 124 | 30 | 12 |
1565 | So your mother was a dish washer or dishwasher? | 1.3252 | 0.04836 | 163 | 123 | 27 | 13 |
1566 | It must be tough to blend in. | 1.3252 | 0.04596 | 163 | 120 | 33 | 10 |
1567 | Why yes, I would love a margarita. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1568 | What do you mean you did your own circumcision? | 1.3248 | 0.05129 | 157 | 121 | 21 | 15 |
1569 | I'm afraid I'm just not ready to be in a blended family. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
1570 | I can hear what you’re thinking. | 1.3248 | 0.05129 | 157 | 121 | 21 | 15 |
1571 | You whir saying...? | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
1572 | I'm looking for someone who isn't afraid to unplug. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
1573 | Really? THAT makes your head spin? | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
1574 | I'm sorry, you just remind me too much of my mother. | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 114 | 25 | 12 |
1575 | Ok, so you're a little mixed up. | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
1576 | Your profile , touting your ability to blend in, is a bit misleading. | 1.3245 | 0.05021 | 151 | 114 | 25 | 12 |
1577 | Tom, you old smoothie. | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
1578 | No, I won't take your lid off! | 1.3245 | 0.04560 | 151 | 109 | 35 | 7 |
1579 | Would you mind turning that off; I can't understand a word you're saying! | 1.3245 | 0.04750 | 151 | 111 | 31 | 9 |
1580 | No, thanks. I prefer to chew and swallow. | 1.3245 | 0.04842 | 151 | 112 | 29 | 10 |
1581 | On the rocks would have been fine. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1582 | Yeah, so I think it's perfect that you put your own spin on everything....really. | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1583 | Oh, listen to me go on and on. | 1.3243 | 0.05002 | 148 | 111 | 26 | 11 |
1584 | I hate it when you make noise when you chew. | 1.3243 | 0.05182 | 148 | 113 | 22 | 13 |
1585 | No, I would not like another margarita | 1.3243 | 0.04909 | 148 | 110 | 28 | 10 |
1586 | So, your ad mentioned you like Pina Coladas?” | 1.3241 | 0.04882 | 145 | 107 | 29 | 9 |
1587 | I’m just trying to blend in. | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
1588 | I still think implants would have been the better choice. | 1.3241 | 0.04578 | 145 | 104 | 35 | 6 |
1589 | No. I'm not really surprised. I read on your profile that you work as a spin doctor. | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
1590 | I can see you have mixed feelings | 1.3239 | 0.04952 | 142 | 105 | 28 | 9 |
1591 | You're quite the smoothie talker. | 1.3239 | 0.05246 | 142 | 108 | 22 | 12 |
1592 | No, the constant whirring doesn’t bother me at all. It’s the lying that I can’t stand. | 1.3239 | 0.04746 | 142 | 103 | 32 | 7 |
1593 | Well, I'm not surprised. They did warn me that you were a real smoothie. | 1.3237 | 0.04920 | 139 | 102 | 29 | 8 |
1594 | No, it's not me who's mixed up. It's definitely you. | 1.3237 | 0.05025 | 139 | 103 | 27 | 9 |
1595 | Are you sure you don't need utensils? | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1596 | I don’t know that I can ignore the problems of a blended family! | 1.3235 | 0.05411 | 136 | 104 | 20 | 12 |
1597 | How was the salad? | 1.3235 | 0.04993 | 136 | 100 | 28 | 8 |
1598 | Is that REALLY the only way you can eat your vegetables? | 1.3235 | 0.04222 | 170 | 122 | 41 | 7 |
1599 | I’ve told you before, I can’t understand you on purée. | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
1600 | I'm getting a mixed message from you. | 1.3233 | 0.05288 | 133 | 100 | 23 | 10 |
1601 | Honestly, Frank, blending in with the crowd doesn't have to be so difficult. | 1.3232 | 0.04051 | 164 | 115 | 45 | 4 |
1602 | You look more like a food processor in your photo. | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
1603 | This was not what I expected when you called yourself a "Sunbeam" in your profile. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
1604 | I can tell your agitated. | 1.3230 | 0.04281 | 161 | 115 | 40 | 6 |
1605 | I’m nervous to tell my parents we met on Blendr. | 1.3230 | 0.04874 | 161 | 122 | 26 | 13 |
1606 | Well, at least you don't have to floss. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
1607 | I did say I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 127 | 91 | 31 | 5 |
1608 | On second thought, I'd prefer watching you chew with your mouth open. | 1.3228 | 0.04774 | 158 | 118 | 29 | 11 |
1609 | I can’t get a whirred in edgewise. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
1610 | Aren’t you tired of the same old grind ? | 1.3228 | 0.04514 | 158 | 115 | 35 | 8 |
1611 | You're too mixed up. I'm leaving you for the toaster | 1.3228 | 0.05256 | 158 | 124 | 17 | 17 |
1612 | I said I wanted to date a smooth operator, not a smoothie operator. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1613 | Oh dear, it sounds like you chipped a blade on an olive pit. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1614 | So, how long have you been a blender? | 1.3226 | 0.05173 | 155 | 120 | 20 | 15 |
1615 | Well what did you expect when we met on blndr | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
1616 | It's the straw, isn't it? | 1.3226 | 0.05091 | 155 | 119 | 22 | 14 |
1617 | Don't be so upset . . . I didn't say "foreplay"! I said "frappe" . . . | 1.3224 | 0.05164 | 152 | 117 | 21 | 14 |
1618 | Just eat the burger, Frank. All this juicing is really going to your head. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
1619 | Darth Vader could breathe and talk at the same time. | 1.3221 | 0.05410 | 149 | 117 | 16 | 16 |
1620 | I prefer to chew my food. | 1.3221 | 0.04787 | 149 | 110 | 30 | 9 |
1621 | You look so different from your profile picture. | 1.3221 | 0.05325 | 149 | 116 | 18 | 15 |
1622 | It’s over. I’m dating an InstaPot | 1.3219 | 0.05044 | 146 | 110 | 25 | 11 |
1623 | I've never dated a Ninja before. | 1.3219 | 0.04950 | 146 | 109 | 27 | 10 |
1624 | I'm sorry there must have been a mix-up. | 1.3219 | 0.04854 | 146 | 108 | 29 | 9 |
1625 | So you say you’re from a blendered family? | 1.3219 | 0.04655 | 146 | 106 | 33 | 7 |
1626 | Why do you always have to stir things up? | 1.3218 | 0.04752 | 174 | 133 | 26 | 15 |
1627 | You're not as smooth as you think. | 1.3217 | 0.05119 | 143 | 108 | 24 | 11 |
1628 | Don’t blame the waiter, Jay. You’re the one who mixed up the order. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1629 | You ever go to sleep at night and feel like your head is just spinning? | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
1630 | I thought you were a different kind of ninja. | 1.3217 | 0.05214 | 143 | 109 | 22 | 12 |
1631 | I'm having mixed feelings about where this is going | 1.3217 | 0.04718 | 143 | 104 | 32 | 7 |
1632 | It's nice that I make your head spin, but then, so does fruit and yogurt | 1.3217 | 0.05022 | 143 | 107 | 26 | 10 |
1633 | You really have a knack for putting a spin on everything I say | 1.3217 | 0.04613 | 143 | 103 | 34 | 6 |
1634 | It was bad enough when you parsed everything I said, but pureeing is too much. | 1.3217 | 0.04821 | 143 | 105 | 30 | 8 |
1635 | Why do you have to be "on" all the time? | 1.3217 | 0.04922 | 143 | 106 | 28 | 9 |
1636 | This is the problem right here, you keep sending mixed signals. | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
1637 | Mother thinks you spend too much time in the kitchen" | 1.3214 | 0.04994 | 140 | 104 | 27 | 9 |
1638 | You really know how to put your own 'spin' on things ! | 1.3212 | 0.04211 | 165 | 118 | 41 | 6 |
1639 | Well - it's difficult, but I have to tell you: I've been seeing a lot of the InstaPot, and I think I'm falling in love... | 1.3212 | 0.05173 | 137 | 103 | 24 | 10 |
1640 | Make up your mind, John. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1641 | Ed ‘you are what you eat!!’ Seriously. ..Lay off the processed food ! | 1.3212 | 0.05377 | 137 | 105 | 20 | 12 |
1642 | You look exactly how I feel. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1643 | I've never dated a mixologist before. | 1.3212 | 0.05069 | 137 | 102 | 26 | 9 |
1644 | No matter what spin you put on it, the answer is still no. | 1.3210 | 0.04435 | 162 | 118 | 36 | 8 |
1645 | I understand. I come from a blended family too. | 1.3209 | 0.05464 | 134 | 103 | 19 | 12 |
1646 | No, my name is Brenda. | 1.3209 | 0.05036 | 134 | 99 | 27 | 8 |
1647 | If you could have any superpower, what would it be? | 1.3209 | 0.05565 | 134 | 104 | 17 | 13 |
1648 | I'm sorry, you must have me mixed up with someone else. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
1649 | Not what I expected at the blind date mixer | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
1650 | So, do I get the Piña Colada from you or the waiter? | 1.3208 | 0.04578 | 159 | 117 | 33 | 9 |
1651 | I heard you were a mixer, but didn’t realize you blended so well | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
1652 | Is it that hard to eat your words? | 1.3207 | 0.04430 | 184 | 138 | 33 | 13 |
1653 | Psst - this may send you haywire but I was anticipating a mixer, not a blender. | 1.3206 | 0.05227 | 131 | 98 | 24 | 9 |
1654 | I had a completely different idea when you said you came from a blended family. | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
1655 | By this time of night, my mind also turns to mush. | 1.3200 | 0.04264 | 150 | 106 | 40 | 4 |
1656 | Relax, its not a plastic straw. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
1657 | Monica was right. You’re a real smoothie. | 1.3200 | 0.04469 | 150 | 108 | 36 | 6 |
1658 | Sorry. Lately I feel very mixed up. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
1659 | This is not what I meant by writing that I was interested in a whirlwind romance. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
1660 | Thank you, I can chew my own food. | 1.3200 | 0.05034 | 150 | 114 | 24 | 12 |
1661 | It’s not that I mind how you eat, I just don’t like to watch it. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
1662 | You meet the most interesting people on Blendr. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1663 | I thought she said she met you at a mixer. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
1664 | Do you snore? | 1.3197 | 0.04921 | 147 | 110 | 27 | 10 |
1665 | I just thought we could mix things up a little tonight | 1.3197 | 0.04921 | 147 | 110 | 27 | 10 |
1666 | I like my men shaken, not stirred. | 1.3197 | 0.04728 | 147 | 108 | 31 | 8 |
1667 | I push your buttons!#/? | 1.3197 | 0.05107 | 147 | 112 | 23 | 12 |
1668 | Easter. Not Oster. | 1.3195 | 0.04471 | 169 | 125 | 34 | 10 |
1669 | So you can eat anything as long as it's cut into appropriately sized cubes? | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
1670 | Have you considered a knife and fork? | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
1671 | '"I wish you would try to blend in." | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
1672 | Let me guess. You can't get your head around it? | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
1673 | I can see you've got mixed feelings for me | 1.3194 | 0.04479 | 144 | 103 | 36 | 5 |
1674 | Jim, I think you're taking this liquid diet a little too far. | 1.3194 | 0.04793 | 144 | 106 | 30 | 8 |
1675 | I'm sorry, Andy. You're just too mixed up for me. | 1.3193 | 0.04683 | 166 | 125 | 29 | 12 |
1676 | I told you not to use the pulse setting in public, Roger. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
1677 | Are you telling me you have mixed feelings? | 1.3191 | 0.05164 | 141 | 107 | 23 | 11 |
1678 | I can see you have mixed feelings for me, but maybe you could give it a whirl. | 1.3191 | 0.05065 | 141 | 106 | 25 | 10 |
1679 | When it comes to small talk, you sure are a smoothie. | 1.3191 | 0.04755 | 141 | 103 | 31 | 7 |
1680 | Can you keep it on low? You're embarrassing me. | 1.3191 | 0.05261 | 141 | 108 | 21 | 12 |
1681 | Well, I WAS warned you were a real smoothie! | 1.3191 | 0.04964 | 141 | 105 | 27 | 9 |
1682 | So you say your parents met at the laundromat? | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
1683 | Are you alright, Greg? You seem a bit shaken up. | 1.3188 | 0.04712 | 138 | 100 | 32 | 6 |
1684 | I guess I'm just looking for a more solid commitment. | 1.3188 | 0.05037 | 138 | 103 | 26 | 9 |
1685 | While I appreciate the margarita, I don't think we're a match. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1686 | Why can't you just use a straw? | 1.3188 | 0.04482 | 138 | 98 | 36 | 4 |
1687 | Honey you're embarrassing me, take it down to a puree" | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
1688 | Well t there's no reason to go straight to liquefy. | 1.3188 | 0.05243 | 138 | 105 | 22 | 11 |
1689 | So that was what you meant when your profile said that you were a "a mover and a shaker." | 1.3188 | 0.04377 | 160 | 116 | 37 | 7 |
1690 | So where are you on the frappé/purée spectrum? | 1.3188 | 0.04377 | 160 | 116 | 37 | 7 |
1691 | Stop twisting my words. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
1692 | Honestly, I thought you said you were going on a 'bender'. | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
1693 | I'm having second thoughts about a blended family. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
1694 | My old boyfriend would always chew with his lid open. | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
1695 | Would it offend you if I said that I didn't like smoothies? | 1.3185 | 0.05428 | 135 | 104 | 19 | 12 |
1696 | I love you Don, but do you really think a blended family would work? | 1.3185 | 0.04893 | 135 | 99 | 29 | 7 |
1697 | I'm sorry - am I giving you too much information for a first date? | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
1698 | I'm sorry Charles, but this relationship isn't going to work. I already have a blender. | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
1699 | Having mixed feelings about our date? | 1.3185 | 0.04522 | 157 | 115 | 34 | 8 |
1700 | I can't talk to you when you're pulsating. | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
1701 | What is that you are Waring? | 1.3182 | 0.04936 | 154 | 117 | 25 | 12 |
1702 | What’s wrong honey? Lately I think your head is somewhere else. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
1703 | You look different in the Infomercial. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
1704 | I'm sorry Becky, my feelings are just all mixed up right now. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
1705 | Why do you mix, puree, or emulsify everything I say? | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1706 | You seem a whole lot happier since you cut the cord. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
1707 | You’re mixed up. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1708 | I'm sorry if I seem surprised. I thought my friend told me your ancestors were Shakers. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
1709 | Conversation with you has become such a grind. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
1710 | I promise you, you are blending in just fine... | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
1711 | So, you chose this over a feeding tube? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
1712 | We have to talk. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
1713 | I don't know, Jim. Becoming a blended family is a big step, and I'll just have to think about it. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
1714 | Do you always have to use "Pulse" in public? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
1715 | I met my first wife at a mixer. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
1716 | I thought I would be having dinner with the other Wolf Blitzer. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
1717 | When I said I wanted to take things to the next level, I didn’t mean frappe. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
1718 | I didn't think my opinion would make your head spin. | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
1719 | Exactly how are you related to Fred Waring? | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
1720 | This is moving at too variable a speed for me. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
1721 | Was the surgery painful? | 1.3175 | 0.05243 | 126 | 94 | 24 | 8 |
1722 | This date is making my head spin too. | 1.3174 | 0.04659 | 167 | 126 | 29 | 12 |
1723 | I didn't know you had mixed feelings about us! | 1.3174 | 0.04421 | 167 | 123 | 35 | 9 |
1724 | Honestly, you're Waring me out . . . . | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
1725 | Maybe you should go back to your dentures. | 1.3172 | 0.05151 | 145 | 111 | 22 | 12 |
1726 | How could I turn you down? You’re such a smoothie. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
1727 | Just makes your head spin, doesn't it? | 1.3172 | 0.04453 | 145 | 104 | 36 | 5 |
1728 | I just like to make my own Margaritas, that's all. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
1729 | This is not the kind of mixer I had in mind. | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
1730 | It may not be the most attractive solution but it's a lot cheaper than implants and it seems to be improving my sleep apnea as well. | 1.3172 | 0.04864 | 145 | 108 | 28 | 9 |
1731 | You seem a little shaken up. | 1.3172 | 0.04962 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
1732 | I just wish I could unplug more often. | 1.3172 | 0.04765 | 145 | 107 | 30 | 8 |
1733 | I've grown accustomed to your face, but that constant whirring noise is still a relationship breaker for me. | 1.3172 | 0.04663 | 145 | 106 | 32 | 7 |
1734 | Well,okay,your profile did say you were quite the smoothie. | 1.3171 | 0.04638 | 164 | 123 | 30 | 11 |
1735 | So, what keeps you going? | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1736 | So...you are still juicing, I see. | 1.3169 | 0.05034 | 142 | 107 | 25 | 10 |
1737 | Well when you said reconstructive surgery I.... | 1.3169 | 0.04934 | 142 | 106 | 27 | 9 |
1738 | I must have misread your profile. I thought you were from a “blended” family. | 1.3168 | 0.04939 | 161 | 124 | 23 | 14 |
1739 | The very idea! It just makes your head spin, doesn't it? | 1.3165 | 0.04901 | 139 | 103 | 28 | 8 |
1740 | You did say you wanted a man who could make margaritas. | 1.3165 | 0.04683 | 139 | 101 | 32 | 6 |
1741 | Maybe we should ask for the head waiter? | 1.3165 | 0.05006 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
1742 | I’m don’t blend well, but I am a good mixer. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
1743 | Usually they frown upon bringing in outside beverages. | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
1744 | You seem to be mixing your metaphors... | 1.3165 | 0.04843 | 158 | 120 | 26 | 12 |
1745 | You should have opted for gastric bypass surgery instead. | 1.3164 | 0.04543 | 177 | 134 | 30 | 13 |
1746 | ...it's just I swore your profile said you were from a "mixed" family. | 1.3162 | 0.05242 | 117 | 86 | 25 | 6 |
1747 | Why are you surprised? My dating profile clearly said my heritage was mixed. | 1.3162 | 0.05081 | 136 | 102 | 25 | 9 |
1748 | Just how mixed up are your feelings about me? | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1749 | This guy has one setting. | 1.3162 | 0.04862 | 136 | 100 | 29 | 7 |
1750 | Chew with your mouth closed, Jerry" | 1.3161 | 0.05076 | 155 | 120 | 21 | 14 |
1751 | Honestly...everyone is staring! Put it on the 'low' setting...and don't get ice in your drinks from now on! | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
1752 | So what was it like growing up in blended family? | 1.3161 | 0.04993 | 155 | 119 | 23 | 13 |
1753 | Honey you look shaken. | 1.3161 | 0.04908 | 155 | 118 | 25 | 12 |
1754 | I guess you never made a fuss when your peas touched your potatoes. | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
1755 | Are you still suffering from those dizzy spells? | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1756 | You weren't kidding when you wrote "mush for brains" on your dating profile | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
1757 | I'm sorry, I just don't think you have your head screwed on straight. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1758 | It's not going to work out. You're always mixing things up. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
1759 | I didn’t think you’d be so shaken, it was just a fling. | 1.3158 | 0.04186 | 171 | 124 | 40 | 7 |
1760 | Nod if I should push the Heimlich button. | 1.3158 | 0.04420 | 152 | 110 | 36 | 6 |
1761 | So this is what you meant when you said you came from a blended family | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
1762 | I'm sorry Steve, ever since my doctor said no more frozen margaritas, I no longer find you attractive. | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
1763 | But why don't you just order soup?? | 1.3158 | 0.04977 | 152 | 116 | 24 | 12 |
1764 | Don't worry, I get more interesting once I add a little alcohol. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
1765 | I can’t get Margaritaville out of my head. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
1766 | Where does it come out? | 1.3158 | 0.05481 | 133 | 103 | 18 | 12 |
1767 | I'm not so sure it's an improvement over your dentures. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
1768 | You seem so mixed up | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1769 | The last few days were magical, but I’m not ready for a blended family | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1770 | I shouldn’t say this but you remind me of my ex. You might have heard of him, Mr. Coffee. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1771 | You are mixed up. Aren't you? | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1772 | Blender? I hardly know her. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
1773 | This isn't working out for me. Talking to you makes my head spin. | 1.3154 | 0.05572 | 130 | 101 | 17 | 12 |
1774 | It certainly was cheaper than the dental work. | 1.3154 | 0.04765 | 130 | 94 | 31 | 5 |
1775 | It's a five star restaurant for heaven's sake, choose blend, not liquify! | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1776 | I wanted to blend in. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1777 | Believe me, this is better than dentures. | 1.3152 | 0.04772 | 165 | 126 | 26 | 13 |
1778 | How did you get so mixed up? | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
1779 | When I asked you to blend in, this is not what I had in mind” | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
1780 | I feel my life is spinning out of control | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
1781 | You really aren't like the other guys. | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
1782 | Sometimes, I just don’t know what you’re thinking | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
1783 | Your three wishes could have used spellcheck. | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
1784 | Whatever is going on inside that head of yours is all mixed up | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
1785 | I'm sorry, I'm just looking for more of an immersion blender kind of guy. | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
1786 | Turn it off now, you're blending in just fine. | 1.3147 | 0.04904 | 143 | 107 | 27 | 9 |
1787 | You’ve been on Agitate mode ever since I ordered my Margarita on the rocks | 1.3147 | 0.04803 | 143 | 106 | 29 | 8 |
1788 | I hate these social mixers. | 1.3147 | 0.05291 | 143 | 111 | 19 | 13 |
1789 | You're not what I expected from a Grindr date. | 1.3146 | 0.04659 | 178 | 137 | 26 | 15 |
1790 | I see you have MIXED feelings about me" | 1.3145 | 0.05767 | 124 | 97 | 15 | 12 |
1791 | You and your damn liquid diet. | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
1792 | Sorry, I just get so spun up when people push my buttons. | 1.3145 | 0.04648 | 159 | 119 | 30 | 10 |
1793 | And why should I believe you're not like the other smoothies I've dated? | 1.3145 | 0.04562 | 159 | 118 | 32 | 9 |
1794 | I’m not a fan of mixers | 1.3143 | 0.04543 | 140 | 101 | 34 | 5 |
1795 | I said I was sorry I ordered the milkshake; can't you drop it? | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
1796 | I feel that our conversations just go around and around. | 1.3143 | 0.04871 | 140 | 104 | 28 | 8 |
1797 | Why can’t you just chew like a normal person? | 1.3143 | 0.04975 | 140 | 105 | 26 | 9 |
1798 | Steak a little tough? | 1.3143 | 0.05078 | 140 | 106 | 24 | 10 |
1799 | I'm mixed up, too... | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
1800 | It might have been better if you just had your teeth fixed. | 1.3139 | 0.05258 | 137 | 105 | 21 | 11 |
1801 | I prefer men with a juicer. | 1.3139 | 0.05258 | 137 | 105 | 21 | 11 |
1802 | No thanks, I'll cut up my own meat. | 1.3139 | 0.05155 | 137 | 104 | 23 | 10 |
1803 | That's not what I meant when I told you you should blend in | 1.3139 | 0.05049 | 137 | 103 | 25 | 9 |
1804 | Blah, blah, blah. You and your mixed feelings. | 1.3139 | 0.05258 | 137 | 105 | 21 | 11 |
1805 | You're a little mixed up, aren't you? | 1.3137 | 0.04948 | 153 | 117 | 24 | 12 |
1806 | The margaritas are on me! | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
1807 | I thought you were kidding when you said you were worried about blending in. | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
1808 | I can see those wheels turning. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
1809 | I don't think it was the waiter who mixed up your order. | 1.3136 | 0.04762 | 169 | 130 | 25 | 14 |
1810 | I thought your profile said you were from a ‘blended’ family. | 1.3134 | 0.04787 | 134 | 98 | 30 | 6 |
1811 | I know a little about blended families myself | 1.3134 | 0.04546 | 134 | 96 | 34 | 4 |
1812 | Can you stop being so "on" all the time? | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1813 | I thought you'd be on Grindr | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
1814 | So, "blenderhead'" isn't a nickname? | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1815 | How long have you had mixed feelings about us? | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
1816 | I see you’re still trying to process my pregnancy news. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
1817 | I thought we met on Tinder, not Blender. | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
1818 | Oh, so you're a Cuisinartist. | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
1819 | Im sorry, but your friend left out the blender head part. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1820 | So I chew each mouthful a hundred times. I don't appreciate sarcasm. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
1821 | So, I understand you come from a blended family. | 1.3130 | 0.05093 | 131 | 98 | 25 | 8 |
1822 | Do you have a smoother setting? | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1823 | "I just want to know if you love me. How much longer do you need to process? | 1.3130 | 0.04976 | 131 | 97 | 27 | 7 |
1824 | I can't understand a word you're saying when you're on puree... | 1.3129 | 0.05181 | 147 | 114 | 20 | 13 |
1825 | Let’s break the ice. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
1826 | I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push all our buttons. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1827 | Your profile did say that you could get my juice flowing. | 1.3129 | 0.05181 | 147 | 114 | 20 | 13 |
1828 | I might understand you better if you stay on the chop setting. | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
1829 | Frankly, I was expecting a little more from the A.I. community. | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
1830 | Honestly, sometimes I can't tell if your shredding or pureeing. | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
1831 | Why on earth would you take 'mush for brains' literally, Fred? | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
1832 | Your dating app profile said you like to mix things up. | 1.3128 | 0.04210 | 179 | 132 | 38 | 9 |
1833 | You said you had a blended family? | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
1834 | Can you please chew quietly? | 1.3125 | 0.04952 | 160 | 124 | 22 | 14 |
1835 | This wasn't the mixer I had in mind. | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
1836 | My last appliance was a toaster...... he was a real “hot head”. | 1.3125 | 0.05258 | 144 | 112 | 19 | 13 |
1837 | I think you’re processing what I’m saying very well! | 1.3125 | 0.04872 | 160 | 123 | 24 | 13 |
1838 | You realize that straw will end up in the ocean. | 1.3125 | 0.04872 | 160 | 123 | 24 | 13 |
1839 | To be honest l thought your profile said you grew up in a blended family | 1.3125 | 0.05173 | 128 | 96 | 24 | 8 |
1840 | Did you consider dental implants? | 1.3125 | 0.04790 | 160 | 122 | 26 | 12 |
1841 | I guess that I misunderstood when you said that you enjoy blending in. | 1.3125 | 0.05070 | 144 | 110 | 23 | 11 |
1842 | Sorry dear... This whole lifetime guarantee thing isn't working out. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
1843 | You're giving me a lot of mixed signals. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
1844 | It's not you, Lucy, it's me. I just feel so mixed-up inside! | 1.3125 | 0.04566 | 144 | 105 | 33 | 6 |
1845 | I feel great, except for the tinnitus. | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
1846 | When I asked you to wear something that would blend in, this isn't exactly what I had in mind... | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
1847 | You had me at Puree. | 1.3121 | 0.04683 | 157 | 118 | 29 | 10 |
1848 | John, I'm sensing that you have mixed feelings. | 1.3121 | 0.04505 | 157 | 116 | 33 | 8 |
1849 | I don’t subscribe to traditional gender roles; I’m very comfortable in the kitchen. | 1.3121 | 0.04854 | 157 | 120 | 25 | 12 |
1850 | I was hoping for a quiet dinner | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
1851 | I don't know why it's quite such an obsession to blend in everywhere. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
1852 | Open the lid, I can't hear you. | 1.3121 | 0.04595 | 157 | 117 | 31 | 9 |
1853 | To be fair, we've both been sending mixed signals. | 1.3121 | 0.04769 | 157 | 119 | 27 | 11 |
1854 | Please stop whining. | 1.3121 | 0.05046 | 141 | 107 | 24 | 10 |
1855 | All the girls in the office said you were a bit of a smoothie. | 1.3121 | 0.04627 | 141 | 103 | 32 | 6 |
1856 | I get that question all the time and, honestly, it's not as much of a problem as you might think. | 1.3120 | 0.05133 | 125 | 93 | 25 | 7 |
1857 | I thought I’d meet more people at a mixer. | 1.3120 | 0.04875 | 125 | 91 | 29 | 5 |
1858 | You've let this health drink thing go to your head. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
1859 | Why can's you chew like everyone else? | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
1860 | Sorry if I'm a little awkward. This is my first Blendr date. | 1.3117 | 0.04562 | 154 | 114 | 32 | 8 |
1861 | This is perfect since I can't stand the sound of chewing | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
1862 | She ended things after our first kiss. | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
1863 | Must you go on? | 1.3117 | 0.04833 | 154 | 117 | 26 | 11 |
1864 | Oh, I misunderstood. You said MASTICATOR. | 1.3116 | 0.05018 | 138 | 104 | 25 | 9 |
1865 | All I said was, “Please don’t talk with your mouth full.” | 1.3116 | 0.04577 | 138 | 100 | 33 | 5 |
1866 | Once you're done thinking, can you pour us the drinks? | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1867 | Well, you also make my head spin ! | 1.3116 | 0.04911 | 138 | 103 | 27 | 8 |
1868 | No, I won’t sleep with you - but IF you really are Donald Trump, it would explain a lot of things! | 1.3116 | 0.05423 | 138 | 108 | 17 | 13 |
1869 | I really wish you'd just get a set of dentures. | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
1870 | I think there's been a bit of a mix up. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
1871 | I wish you would just take a laxative like everyone else. | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
1872 | I thought you said you were from a BLENDED family. | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
1873 | That frozen daquiri went straight to my head. | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
1874 | It’s my tie, isn’t it? | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
1875 | Let's go somewhere louder after this. | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
1876 | I understand you come from a blended family? | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
1877 | Could you not pulse during the entree? | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
1878 | Actually, I don’t like pina coladas OR getting caught in the rain. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
1879 | Well yes your profile did say you were a mixologist but I thought you meant it as more of a profession." | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 107 | 36 | 5 |
1880 | ...and so after another horrible Tinder date, I thought I'd try Blender. | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1881 | Sorry, I don't swallow on the first date. | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1882 | I have mixed feelings about you. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1883 | Actually, you DON'T blend in. | 1.3103 | 0.04746 | 145 | 108 | 29 | 8 |
1884 | Burgers for our 10th anniversary? Don’t even try to smooth talk your way out of this one, Max. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1885 | Yes Mr. Mixer there is a lot to be said for you. However, I was hoping the dating agency would match me up with Mr. Vibrator. | 1.3103 | 0.04944 | 145 | 110 | 25 | 10 |
1886 | "I don't kiss on the first date. | 1.3101 | 0.04827 | 158 | 121 | 25 | 12 |
1887 | ...so,everyone calls you Mr. Smoothie? | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
1888 | Just what did your ad mean by 'blended family'? | 1.3101 | 0.05138 | 129 | 97 | 24 | 8 |
1889 | Uh, no thanks, I really don't think I'm ready to push your "Liquify" button. | 1.3099 | 0.04565 | 171 | 130 | 29 | 12 |
1890 | You’re soooo mixed up lately! | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1891 | When you said you just wanted to blend in, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
1892 | No wonder you have mixed emotions. | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
1893 | Most just chew their food | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
1894 | Well, I chew each bite 32 thousand times before swallowing. | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
1895 | I told you not to go to Tijuana for your gastro-bypass surgery. | 1.3099 | 0.05306 | 142 | 111 | 18 | 13 |
1896 | I like Sir Mix-a-Lot too! | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1897 | I’m just saying it’s funny that my name is Brenda! | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
1898 | When they said this was a mixer I didn't expect... | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1899 | The site of our first date. You old smoothie. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1900 | You're mixed up? What about me? | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1901 | Do you have to do that in public? | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
1902 | Who turned you on? | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
1903 | When I read that you blend in well, I could not have seen this" | 1.3094 | 0.05291 | 139 | 108 | 19 | 12 |
1904 | Stop trying to blend in | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
1905 | Don’t be so dramatic George, we can just ask for cutlery! | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
1906 | Why wouldn't I assume that the text invitation was an autocorrect error for 'blind date' ? | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
1907 | I take it you are from a blended family. | 1.3092 | 0.04781 | 152 | 115 | 27 | 10 |
1908 | I identify more as a bread maker. | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
1909 | Don't worry honey, you're blending right in. | 1.3092 | 0.04871 | 152 | 116 | 25 | 11 |
1910 | This was your idea of a quiet setting? | 1.3092 | 0.04689 | 152 | 114 | 29 | 9 |
1911 | Yes, this is my first blend date. | 1.3092 | 0.04499 | 152 | 112 | 33 | 7 |
1912 | I understood you to say you were from a 'blended' family! | 1.3092 | 0.04595 | 152 | 113 | 31 | 8 |
1913 | I want a divorce. I can no longer stomach your machinations. | 1.3091 | 0.04985 | 165 | 130 | 19 | 16 |
1914 | It's all been such a whirl | 1.3088 | 0.04727 | 136 | 100 | 30 | 6 |
1915 | I have to say you use filters very effectiveley on your tinder picture | 1.3088 | 0.04952 | 136 | 102 | 26 | 8 |
1916 | I feel like I'm getting mixed messages from you. | 1.3088 | 0.05061 | 136 | 103 | 24 | 9 |
1917 | For once in your life, Jim, just cut the spin. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
1918 | You’re constantly mixing up what I say | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
1919 | Honestly Herb, could you please chew more quietly? | 1.3087 | 0.04752 | 149 | 112 | 28 | 9 |
1920 | Yeah, watching too much Fox News will do that to you. | 1.3087 | 0.05030 | 149 | 115 | 22 | 12 |
1921 | I misunderstood when you said you had a head for mixed drinks. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1922 | Don't worry. You'll blend in just fine. | 1.3086 | 0.04315 | 162 | 119 | 36 | 7 |
1923 | You're too mixed up for me. | 1.3086 | 0.03943 | 175 | 126 | 44 | 5 |
1924 | So that's why your personal ad said you like to blend in. | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1925 | So you were raised in a blended family? | 1.3083 | 0.04795 | 133 | 98 | 29 | 6 |
1926 | Take a sip of water....it might help. | 1.3083 | 0.05027 | 133 | 100 | 25 | 8 |
1927 | Can't you see you're wasting away in Margaritaville? | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1928 | How do you like this settting? | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1929 | So you stick to processed foods? | 1.3082 | 0.04299 | 146 | 105 | 37 | 4 |
1930 | I'd prefer you go back to chewing every mouthful 32 times before swallowing. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1931 | When you said let's mix it up a bit, I had a different image. | 1.3082 | 0.04084 | 159 | 114 | 41 | 4 |
1932 | ...but the thing is... you can eat whatever you want. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1933 | I'm leaving you for a Thermomix. | 1.3081 | 0.04466 | 172 | 130 | 31 | 11 |
1934 | When you said you were a real smoothie I thought you were joking. | 1.3077 | 0.04692 | 156 | 118 | 28 | 10 |
1935 | There you go, mixing metaphors again! | 1.3077 | 0.04783 | 143 | 107 | 28 | 8 |
1936 | It's great you can blend, grind, mince and chop — but I only wanted a man who can stir fry. | 1.3077 | 0.04325 | 156 | 114 | 36 | 6 |
1937 | So... what is your mother like? | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
1938 | When I wrote in my profile that I was open to a blended family, I had something else in mind. | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
1939 | For starters, I don't do it counter clockwise on the first date. | 1.3072 | 0.04654 | 166 | 127 | 27 | 12 |
1940 | So Oscar, You were from a blended family? | 1.3072 | 0.04844 | 153 | 117 | 25 | 11 |
1941 | It sounds like you're saying that you have mixed feelings for me?" | 1.3072 | 0.04278 | 153 | 111 | 37 | 5 |
1942 | What are your hobbies, besides juicing? | 1.3072 | 0.04570 | 153 | 114 | 31 | 8 |
1943 | Honey, this is not what I meant by "Try to blend in"! | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1944 | What’s that you’re Waring? | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
1945 | Not to be rude, but you looked way different in your photos on the app. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1946 | Could it just be ADHD? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
1947 | ...so they never found your head. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
1948 | Your profile didn't mention your blended family. | 1.3071 | 0.05304 | 127 | 97 | 21 | 9 |
1949 | I thought this app was called Grindr! | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
1950 | Will you stop looking around the room and pay me some attention. | 1.3067 | 0.04713 | 163 | 125 | 26 | 12 |
1951 | Don't look shocked, everyone says that I blend in." | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
1952 | Would dentures really have been all that bad? | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
1953 | Perhaps you should get those dental implants. | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
1954 | A penny for your sauce. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
1955 | Not exactly what I meant when I said I wanted someone who blends well with others. | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
1956 | Well, they just told me it was a mixer. | 1.3067 | 0.04819 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
1957 | When you said you really felt like a Margarita, I thought you either wanted a cocktail, or were coming out as a woman! | 1.3067 | 0.04911 | 150 | 115 | 24 | 11 |
1958 | How long were you on the liquid diet? | 1.3067 | 0.04629 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
1959 | I think you'll blend injust fine. | 1.3067 | 0.04725 | 150 | 113 | 28 | 9 |
1960 | We're just at different settings right now. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
1961 | It's not so bad. My last boyfriend was a peckerhead. | 1.3066 | 0.05340 | 137 | 107 | 18 | 12 |
1962 | You're giving me mixed signals. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
1963 | A blended family is not what I had in mind. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
1964 | What was it like growing up in a blended family? | 1.3065 | 0.05270 | 124 | 94 | 22 | 8 |
1965 | This is not what I meant when I said I thought we should mix things up | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
1966 | You're quite the smooth operator | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
1967 | Just turn yourself to off and serve me a daiquiri. | 1.3061 | 0.04980 | 147 | 113 | 23 | 11 |
1968 | I've always been a good mixer. How about you? | 1.3061 | 0.04590 | 147 | 109 | 31 | 7 |
1969 | I do appreciate a man who's helpful in the kitchen. | 1.3061 | 0.04275 | 147 | 106 | 37 | 4 |
1970 | I can tell when you're upset, Dan. | 1.3061 | 0.04885 | 147 | 112 | 25 | 10 |
1971 | Like I said in my profile, I like to mix things up. | 1.3061 | 0.04488 | 147 | 108 | 33 | 6 |
1972 | What do you mean you don't vote? | 1.3060 | 0.05425 | 134 | 105 | 17 | 12 |
1973 | You're making my head spin. | 1.3059 | 0.04573 | 170 | 130 | 28 | 12 |
1974 | Your dating profile said that you, "like to mix it up". | 1.3058 | 0.04671 | 121 | 87 | 31 | 3 |
1975 | Oh Marty, do you have to put a spin on everything? | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1976 | I know. I get that feeling too when I forget my meds. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1977 | I’ll ask for another straw. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1978 | I didn't realize you came from a blended family, too. | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1979 | But Ashley, I recall your profile saying open to a blended family? | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1980 | I know on the dating app I said I wanted a blended family, but maybe I need to rethink this... | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1981 | I was hoping to smooth things out tonight. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1982 | Well, personally, I have very mixed emotions on the issue. But you wouldn't understand that, would you? | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1983 | I have mixed feeling about that. | 1.3054 | 0.04136 | 167 | 122 | 39 | 6 |
1984 | I like to mix it up a bit, you know? | 1.3053 | 0.04953 | 131 | 98 | 26 | 7 |
1985 | I can see why you love dating mixers. | 1.3052 | 0.04816 | 154 | 118 | 25 | 11 |
1986 | Method acting is fine, Mark, but you don’t have to BE the shake to drink one. | 1.3052 | 0.04816 | 154 | 118 | 25 | 11 |
1987 | You don’t seem like other men. | 1.3052 | 0.04637 | 154 | 116 | 29 | 9 |
1988 | As usual, you have everything mixed up. | 1.3052 | 0.04816 | 154 | 118 | 25 | 11 |
1989 | Blenderhead is Marvel, not DC. | 1.3051 | 0.04297 | 177 | 133 | 34 | 10 |
1990 | My head is spinning too. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
1991 | How would I have known that being invited to a mixer would turn out like this? | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
1992 | I can see you have mixed feelings about this relationship | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1993 | I'm more of a single malt girl. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1994 | WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP! | 1.3050 | 0.05127 | 141 | 109 | 21 | 11 |
1995 | You are one mixed up dude. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
1996 | I'm sorry. I assumed this gathering was more of a mixer event. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
1997 | Sure you can chop. But I need someone who can frappe and liquify. | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1998 | Would you think it too forward of me if I asked for a picture of your dick? | 1.3049 | 0.04688 | 164 | 126 | 26 | 12 |
1999 | For the hundredth time, no. A frozen margarita would not hit the spot right now. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
2000 | Answer me! Don't just shake your head. | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
2001 | Why do you have to mix everything up? | 1.3047 | 0.05150 | 128 | 97 | 23 | 8 |
2002 | So how long have you been on your juice cleanse? | 1.3046 | 0.05146 | 151 | 119 | 18 | 14 |
2003 | You really are mixed up! | 1.3046 | 0.04506 | 151 | 112 | 32 | 7 |
2004 | Your profile said you like to mix things up, but I had no idea you were so committed. | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
2005 | Jesus Harry. That's not what I meant when I told you to blend in. | 1.3046 | 0.04972 | 151 | 117 | 22 | 12 |
2006 | You had me at 'VRVRRVRChzzzz' | 1.3046 | 0.04791 | 151 | 115 | 26 | 10 |
2007 | I think it's inappropriate to ask me to drop the food in your head, particularly on a first date. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
2008 | You could have just ordered the bisque.... | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2009 | I must have a type. My last boyfriend was Eraserhead. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2010 | Its cheaper than dentures. | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
2011 | John, I love the way you multitask and process at the same time. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
2012 | Slow down, I can’t understand what you’re saying. | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2013 | Cindy said you were handy in the kitchen. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
2014 | There must be some kind of mix up | 1.3041 | 0.04462 | 148 | 109 | 33 | 6 |
2015 | Must you always get a buzz on before dinner? | 1.3041 | 0.04761 | 148 | 112 | 27 | 9 |
2016 | Honestly, every time I bring up where our relationship is going you go all frappe on me. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2017 | Frankly, you're starting to grate on my nerves. | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
2018 | Don´t stir at me like this! | 1.3038 | 0.04463 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
2019 | Must you chew so loudly? | 1.3038 | 0.04811 | 158 | 122 | 24 | 12 |
2020 | When they said this was a mixer, I didn’t take it literally | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2021 | Your profile says you are a mover and shaker. | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2022 | Oh, I do a mix of things. | 1.3034 | 0.04412 | 145 | 106 | 34 | 5 |
2023 | Have you tried chewing with your blade on pulse instead of purée? | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
2024 | I told you to wear something to blend in! | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
2025 | Honey, no matter how hard you try, you'll never blend in. | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
2026 | ' I'm having mixed feelings about our relationship' | 1.3033 | 0.05191 | 122 | 92 | 23 | 7 |
2027 | After months of internet dating, they all seemed to blend together | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
2028 | I'm sorry, but guys who are too smooth make me suspicious | 1.3032 | 0.04789 | 155 | 119 | 25 | 11 |
2029 | Honey, it's not polite to speak with your blender full. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
2030 | Dearest, could you please chew more quietly? | 1.3032 | 0.04876 | 155 | 120 | 23 | 12 |
2031 | Am I right that you're a foodie? | 1.3032 | 0.04132 | 155 | 112 | 39 | 4 |
2032 | In the personal ad you said you were a Ninja. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
2033 | Eating out was more fun before you started juicing... | 1.3032 | 0.04876 | 155 | 120 | 23 | 12 |
2034 | I was hoping you were more of a juicer. | 1.3030 | 0.04502 | 165 | 125 | 30 | 10 |
2035 | I have to admit I thought "Blender Head" meant something like "Parrot Head" or "Dead Head". | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
2036 | Honey, I think you turn me on. | 1.3029 | 0.04474 | 175 | 134 | 29 | 12 |
2037 | Does the doctor have any idea what's causing your headaches? | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2038 | Yes, you really do have Braun eyes, don't you...? | 1.3028 | 0.05095 | 142 | 110 | 21 | 11 |
2039 | This is what I get for swiping right on Blender. | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2040 | I wish you wouldn't mix your metaphors | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2041 | When you said you were a blender on match.com, I had no idea | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
2042 | So every time we kiss, I get a free drink? | 1.3026 | 0.05030 | 152 | 119 | 20 | 13 |
2043 | I disagree - Your profile photo does do you justice. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
2044 | Shake? No, I said I wanted a BREAK in our relationship! | 1.3026 | 0.04854 | 152 | 117 | 24 | 11 |
2045 | When your profile said you were a processor, I envisioned something different... | 1.3026 | 0.04763 | 152 | 116 | 26 | 10 |
2046 | I don't care how hard you try, you're never going to blend in. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
2047 | Sheila said you were a Smoothie operator. | 1.3025 | 0.04558 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
2048 | Smooth, real smooth. | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
2049 | They say the secret of blending in is not trying too hard. | 1.3025 | 0.04558 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
2050 | Thank you for having lunch with me. I’ve been feeling ostracized! | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
2051 | Your profile said you were a real smoothie. | 1.3025 | 0.04558 | 162 | 123 | 29 | 10 |
2052 | I'm sorry. I can't tell you anything about my childhood; it's all a blur. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
2053 | Trump has everyone's head spinning, Harry. | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
2054 | Unfortunately, this is the only relationship I've had that's lived up to its lifetime guarantee. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
2055 | You're quite the smoothie aren't you! | 1.3022 | 0.05172 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
2056 | I cannot wait to see your 23 and me results! | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2057 | You look like your head is spinning | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
2058 | I had a different kind of whirlwind relationship in mind | 1.3020 | 0.04437 | 149 | 110 | 33 | 6 |
2059 | I just miss the way you whir. | 1.3020 | 0.04921 | 149 | 115 | 23 | 11 |
2060 | I just don't think I could deal with a mixed marriage. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
2061 | I know my story may be hard to digest. | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
2062 | How about using your fork, instead? | 1.3020 | 0.05013 | 149 | 116 | 21 | 12 |
2063 | I'm open to the idea of a blended family. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
2064 | I know you're mixed up, John, but I can't be the one to fix you. | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
2065 | Your photo on Match.com looked younger. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
2066 | I don’t frappé but I do enjoy the occasional pulse. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
2067 | Oh my God, I thought it said Speed Eating... | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
2068 | will you please stop grinding your teeth? | 1.3015 | 0.05040 | 136 | 104 | 23 | 9 |
2069 | What's wrong? I thought you said this place was just your speed." | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
2070 | Do you attend many social mixers? | 1.3014 | 0.04278 | 146 | 106 | 36 | 4 |
2071 | I don't think we should see each other again, Mr. Waring. | 1.3014 | 0.04991 | 146 | 113 | 22 | 11 |
2072 | I'm not sure I'm ready for a blended family. | 1.3014 | 0.05177 | 146 | 115 | 18 | 13 |
2073 | When you mentioned a blended family in you profile, I thought... | 1.3014 | 0.04896 | 146 | 112 | 24 | 10 |
2074 | I'm one less appliance you'll have to put on our wedding registry. | 1.3014 | 0.04699 | 146 | 110 | 28 | 8 |
2075 | I'm so glad we met at the mixer. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
2076 | When Betty invited me to a singles mixer, this isn't quite what I had in mind. | 1.3013 | 0.04762 | 156 | 120 | 25 | 11 |
2077 | This is a fine dining restaurant. Where's your tie? | 1.3013 | 0.05016 | 156 | 123 | 19 | 14 |
2078 | I just have a lot of mixed emotions right now. | 1.3012 | 0.04227 | 166 | 123 | 36 | 7 |
2079 | Calm down - your pulse is going crazy. | 1.3012 | 0.04479 | 166 | 126 | 30 | 10 |
2080 | First dates usually go pretty smoothly for me. | 1.3012 | 0.04639 | 166 | 128 | 26 | 12 |
2081 | When you said in your dating profile you were looking to start a "blended family", this isn't what I pictured. | 1.3008 | 0.05282 | 123 | 94 | 21 | 8 |
2082 | I didn't believe them when they said you were a real smoothie. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
2083 | I told you not to cancel your dental insurance. | 1.3008 | 0.05117 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 9 |
2084 | ‘You didn’t mention this on your Tinder profile.’ | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
2085 | Let's mix things up a bit. | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
2086 | I'm fine with a blended family. | 1.3007 | 0.04659 | 143 | 107 | 29 | 7 |
2087 | No, that doesn't turn me on. | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
2088 | Do you have to make so much noise chewing? | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
2089 | Since when did a smoothie become your answer for everything? | 1.3007 | 0.04826 | 153 | 118 | 24 | 11 |
2090 | Do you meet a lot of women on Craigslist | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
2091 | I feel like you keep sending me mixed signals. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
2092 | That first sip of wine always gets my head spinning... | 1.3007 | 0.04736 | 153 | 117 | 26 | 10 |
2093 | I used to date a juicer. | 1.3007 | 0.04736 | 153 | 117 | 26 | 10 |
2094 | Since you seem to like options, here are several to choose from before I walk away: a) I'm not into whirlwind romance. b) That's not what "blended family" means. c) "you have my head spinning" is the cheesiest line I've ever heard. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
2095 | Thank goodness the daily grind is over | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
2096 | Oh no, that's not why they call me 'Mr. Smoothie'... | 1.3006 | 0.04777 | 163 | 127 | 23 | 13 |
2097 | I thought you would be stirring, but you're an old smoothie. | 1.3006 | 0.04276 | 163 | 121 | 35 | 7 |
2098 | I admit it was a lot of fun when we met in college, but these days you just don't know when to shut it off. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2099 | Must you purée everything I say? | 1.3000 | 0.05139 | 140 | 109 | 20 | 11 |
2100 | But I do need a straw. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2101 | That's not what I meant when I said, "blend in". | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
2102 | They tell me you are quite the smoothie | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2103 | I know you said you were mixed up but I never expected this | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
2104 | Don’t deny it... you’ve just come off another weekend blender. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2105 | Just once, try chewing your food! | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
2106 | You are such a smooth talker! | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
2107 | I’m also from a blended family. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
2108 | This is the last time I get a date from the Shopping Network. | 1.3000 | 0.05638 | 130 | 104 | 13 | 13 |
2109 | Now that we’ve met face-to-face, I understand why you’ve felt mixed up lately. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
2110 | “Nonsense - lots of couples don’t blend well at first.” | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
2111 | She wasn't kidding. You really are a smoothie. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
2112 | I guess it's my fault for picking a dating app that promised to shake things up | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
2113 | I’ve never met anyone else who really understands what’s going on in my head. | 1.3000 | 0.04963 | 130 | 98 | 25 | 7 |
2114 | Are you happy with our relationship? You're giving me mixed messages.. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2115 | I can't get mixed up with someone like you. | 1.3000 | 0.05197 | 130 | 100 | 21 | 9 |
2116 | You put your own spin on everything! | 1.2994 | 0.04282 | 177 | 134 | 33 | 10 |
2117 | Yes, a frozen margarita would be nice. | 1.2994 | 0.04374 | 167 | 126 | 32 | 9 |
2118 | How are things going with your new therapist, dear? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
2119 | You’re the perfect blend of every man I’ve known. | 1.2994 | 0.04988 | 157 | 124 | 19 | 14 |
2120 | I like your hat. | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
2121 | Want me to check your pulse? | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
2122 | Do I make your head spin or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2994 | 0.04736 | 157 | 121 | 25 | 11 |
2123 | Is this your first date on Blender? | 1.2993 | 0.04961 | 147 | 114 | 22 | 11 |
2124 | your head looks like a fuckin blender | 1.2993 | 0.05324 | 147 | 118 | 14 | 15 |
2125 | I just don't think this relationship has a pulse. | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
2126 | You really looked more like a mixer in your profile picture. | 1.2993 | 0.04570 | 147 | 110 | 30 | 7 |
2127 | Really makes your head spin, right? | 1.2993 | 0.04467 | 147 | 109 | 32 | 6 |
2128 | When you said you sometimes mix your metaphors, I didn't think you meant literally. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2129 | I’m sorry this blind date isn’t working out. I’m really mixed up at the moment. | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
2130 | I want a divorce. | 1.2993 | 0.05518 | 137 | 110 | 13 | 14 |
2131 | My ex was a Cuisnart | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
2132 | You should lay off the news for a while. | 1.2992 | 0.05039 | 127 | 96 | 24 | 7 |
2133 | Please stop that: it's quite grating. | 1.2992 | 0.05161 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 8 |
2134 | Sure, after dinner we can go for a spin. | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
2135 | I don't smoothie until at least the third date. | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
2136 | Blended family background? | 1.2987 | 0.04799 | 154 | 119 | 24 | 11 |
2137 | You old smoothie you! | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
2138 | Sorry, I don't have a speed date setting. | 1.2987 | 0.04886 | 154 | 120 | 22 | 12 |
2139 | You look a bit mixed up | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
2140 | You really do blend in! | 1.2987 | 0.04134 | 154 | 112 | 38 | 4 |
2141 | Puree" means you're angry, right | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
2142 | It’s all a blur now. | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
2143 | Exactly what do you mean by blending our families | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
2144 | I just don't think we turn each other on like we used to. | 1.2986 | 0.04416 | 144 | 106 | 33 | 5 |
2145 | Are you ok? You seem like your head is spinning. | 1.2986 | 0.04525 | 144 | 107 | 31 | 6 |
2146 | So coming from a blended family really messed up your mind? | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
2147 | Yes, I did say I wanted to meet someone who’s interests would blend well with mine, but you’re a bit too much! | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
2148 | Your profile did mention a tendency toward racing thoughts | 1.2985 | 0.04372 | 134 | 97 | 34 | 3 |
2149 | Maybe you should go back on Paxil. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
2150 | What do you mean there's been a mix up? | 1.2981 | 0.04211 | 161 | 119 | 36 | 6 |
2151 | Well, you're sure equipped to be a spin doctor. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
2152 | Why can't you just blend in? | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
2153 | Honey, relax, you blend right in. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
2154 | Sorry -- I keep mixing my metaphors. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2155 | “Do you think people know that we met on Blendr?” | 1.2979 | 0.05205 | 141 | 111 | 18 | 12 |
2156 | ... everything must taste the same to you. | 1.2979 | 0.05205 | 141 | 111 | 18 | 12 |
2157 | I thought this date would have gone smoother. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
2158 | You don't look like your photo on the website. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2159 | I'm sorry Harold but a blended family isn't an option for me. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2160 | I come from a blended family. | 1.2979 | 0.05205 | 141 | 111 | 18 | 12 |
2161 | I’m not sure a blended family will work out for us.” | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2162 | Oh Charles, I just can’t help having mixed feelings about you. | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
2163 | My personal add read " I want a mover and shaker." | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
2164 | I think I liked you better on Puree'. | 1.2976 | 0.04269 | 168 | 126 | 34 | 8 |
2165 | 'I prefer my margarita stirred.' | 1.2976 | 0.04098 | 168 | 124 | 38 | 6 |
2166 | Why is it everywhere we go you insist on blending in? | 1.2975 | 0.05333 | 121 | 93 | 20 | 8 |
2167 | I could never blend in. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
2168 | No, I don't mind that you leave your hat on. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
2169 | I see why you talk so much about getting out of the daily grind. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
2170 | Don't try to lie to me! I can see your thoughts whirling in your head! | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
2171 | Isn't this taking a liquid diet a little too far? | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
2172 | Do you want to go somewhere quieter? | 1.2971 | 0.04309 | 175 | 133 | 32 | 10 |
2173 | Be honest with me, Jake. Are you on high tonight ? | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
2174 | And my mom always said my place was in the kitchen! | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
2175 | But what really concerns me is the frog. | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
2176 | But I thought YOU wanted a blended family! | 1.2970 | 0.04403 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
2177 | I'm sensing you have mixed feelings about our date. | 1.2970 | 0.04486 | 165 | 126 | 29 | 10 |
2178 | I'm guessing that you might have come from a blended family. | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
2179 | I'm so confused, Hamilton, by your constant blending of fact with fiction. | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
2180 | I take it you'll be having the soup | 1.2969 | 0.05005 | 128 | 97 | 24 | 7 |
2181 | Please stop. You're making my head spin. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
2182 | You would do well to change your setting from agitate to smoothie. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
2183 | Do you really think this is what our therapist meant when she recommended shaking things up a bit? | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
2184 | I’ve never seen such a clear demonstration of Hegelian thought! | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
2185 | So you were saying... you needed a change of setting? | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
2186 | I've been told you're a real smoothie. | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
2187 | I usually like to just blend in too. | 1.2966 | 0.05097 | 145 | 114 | 19 | 12 |
2188 | So how's the juice cleanse going? | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
2189 | I always wanted somebody who could mix things up, but now I’m not really sure. | 1.2966 | 0.04390 | 145 | 107 | 33 | 5 |
2190 | Honey, the bow tie looks fine. | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
2191 | Shall we tell your mother we met on Blendr? | 1.2966 | 0.05002 | 145 | 113 | 21 | 11 |
2192 | so that's how you plan to smooth things over? | 1.2963 | 0.04541 | 162 | 124 | 28 | 10 |
2193 | And this is better than dental implants because . . . | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2194 | So tell me about your shelf." | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2195 | Your pulse setting is much more pleasant at dinner. | 1.2963 | 0.04345 | 135 | 98 | 34 | 3 |
2196 | I have never been on a blend date before | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
2197 | If you don't slow down, your brain is going to go to mush! | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
2198 | You really needn't try so hard to blend in. | 1.2961 | 0.04558 | 152 | 115 | 29 | 8 |
2199 | But your profile said you were a Vitamix. | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
2200 | PLEASE tell me that is not what you thought a blended family is. | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
2201 | So I'm guessing you come from a blended family? | 1.2961 | 0.04652 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
2202 | I’m having a hard time believing your intentions are puree. | 1.2960 | 0.05451 | 125 | 98 | 17 | 10 |
2203 | Yes, your profile mentioned mixed ethnicity. | 1.2960 | 0.05208 | 125 | 96 | 21 | 8 |
2204 | I can barely hear myself think around you. | 1.2958 | 0.04446 | 142 | 105 | 32 | 5 |
2205 | It's over, Tony- I'm not the toaster you want me to be. | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
2206 | Is that a plastic straw????!!??! | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2207 | What's wrong? It's like your head is in a million places but here. | 1.2958 | 0.04665 | 142 | 107 | 28 | 7 |
2208 | Blender? I hardly even know her! “ “Jeff, you’ve got to stop making that joke to every waiter we have... | 1.2958 | 0.04875 | 142 | 109 | 24 | 9 |
2209 | It's not you, it is me. Depending on the settings, I get mixed emotions. | 1.2956 | 0.04684 | 159 | 123 | 25 | 11 |
2210 | I'm sorry; maybe a younger woman could handle your settings. | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
2211 | I get it, you were on a blender last night | 1.2956 | 0.04598 | 159 | 122 | 27 | 10 |
2212 | I need time honey, I just can't whip up everything like you. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2213 | You are smooth operator. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2214 | Don't say that you're a smoothie operator. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2215 | I don't think we blend well. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2216 | This is all becoming quite Waring for me. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
2217 | I’m sorry, I just don’t want to get mixed up in all that. | 1.2953 | 0.04903 | 149 | 116 | 22 | 11 |
2218 | Honey, you wouldn't need that thing if you chewed your food properly before swallowing. | 1.2953 | 0.04903 | 149 | 116 | 22 | 11 |
2219 | Is it blend or mix during sex? | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
2220 | For the last two years I've been dating small kitchen appliances, so I might be a little nervous | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
2221 | You know I can't hear you when that's running. | 1.2953 | 0.04903 | 149 | 116 | 22 | 11 |
2222 | I'm having trouble processing this news. | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
2223 | Wow, you are one smoothie talker. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
2224 | Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem a bit mixed-up. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
2225 | Let me guess, you told the bartender how to make a margarita | 1.2952 | 0.04778 | 166 | 131 | 21 | 14 |
2226 | I think I’d rather order dessert off the menu. | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
2227 | When your head stops spinning, I'm concerned what will come pouring out. | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
2228 | Bob, I think you've had enough margaritas. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
2229 | I think there's been a mix-up | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
2230 | You know, it's rude to talk with food in your mouth. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
2231 | You can't really expect me to cut up your food for you. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
2232 | Sorry. My mind is awhirl. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
2233 | No, you’ve got it all mixed up. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
2234 | I’m a little shaken up from my last relationship but ready to move on. | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
2235 | I tend to prefer table top mixers." | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
2236 | Don't worry, I think you blend right in. | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
2237 | Why yes, I do enjoy a good daiquiri. Why do you ask? | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
2238 | I’m still not sure about blended families. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
2239 | No wonder your profile on match.com said you blended in well with others. | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
2240 | You don't look anything like your profile picture... | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
2241 | ‘You’re not going to like where mine is...’ | 1.2945 | 0.05159 | 146 | 116 | 17 | 13 |
2242 | Quit trying to smoothie this over. | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
2243 | I told you that was the wrong lid. | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
2244 | My gosh Ralph, you’re such a smoothie. | 1.2945 | 0.04681 | 163 | 127 | 24 | 12 |
2245 | I've never heard of a 'Mixed Masters' degree. | 1.2941 | 0.04908 | 136 | 104 | 24 | 8 |
2246 | Honey, you just have one of those faces that just blends into the crowd. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
2247 | My friends said, swipe right on anyone who's got a pulse. | 1.2941 | 0.04984 | 153 | 121 | 19 | 13 |
2248 | I appreciate a man who chews his food thoroughly... | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
2249 | Sorry about the delay. Should I have ordered a head? | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
2250 | One sec, I gotta process what you just said... | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
2251 | I have mixed emotions about our relationship. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
2252 | Honey, I think Margaritaville fans call themselves 'parrotheads'. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
2253 | I just don't think I could accept a blended family. | 1.2941 | 0.04694 | 170 | 134 | 22 | 14 |
2254 | Slowdown Gladys you’re making my head spin. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
2255 | My favorite band of all time? Motörhead. | 1.2941 | 0.04466 | 170 | 131 | 28 | 11 |
2256 | Honey? Mixing your meds again? | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
2257 | I'll bet you have one long cord. | 1.2941 | 0.04808 | 153 | 119 | 23 | 11 |
2258 | When you said that you could mix your own drinks, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2941 | 0.04796 | 136 | 103 | 26 | 7 |
2259 | I just feel like ever since the surgery, things have been different. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
2260 | When are you going to tell the children? | 1.2937 | 0.04658 | 160 | 124 | 25 | 11 |
2261 | I wish you'd stop trying to blend in here, Donald. | 1.2937 | 0.04486 | 160 | 122 | 29 | 9 |
2262 | I'll be honest, this wasn't what I expected when your profile described you as "mixed." | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
2263 | Ed, I just wanted to blend our families. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
2264 | If you had opted for dentures or implants instead of a blender, you wouldn’t need a power cord right now. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
2265 | I'm getting a lot of mixed signals right now | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
2266 | Oh dear, I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Donald Trump! | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
2267 | Wait - was that a No, or are you still chewing? | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
2268 | I'm very good in the kitchen. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
2269 | Push the pause button. | 1.2934 | 0.04188 | 167 | 125 | 35 | 7 |
2270 | Yes, mine was a blended family. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
2271 | Weren't you listening? Where is your head these days? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
2272 | I apologize in advance for whatever comes out. I don't have an off switch. | 1.2933 | 0.04874 | 150 | 117 | 22 | 11 |
2273 | Your pressure to start a blended family is Waring on me. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
2274 | i know, my head is spinning too with all the trumpian lies | 1.2933 | 0.04874 | 150 | 117 | 22 | 11 |
2275 | So...chewing twenty times wasn't enough? | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
2276 | You're mixing up everything I say. Just process. | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
2277 | You’re smoothie talking me, again. | 1.2931 | 0.04391 | 174 | 134 | 29 | 11 |
2278 | Perhaps you should have asked the doctor for a "Dental Appliance". | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
2279 | When I learned it was a blind date with a Kitchenaid, I assumed you were a cook's assistant. | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
2280 | Lucy created her perfect robot husband with the parts she had but not the ones she wanted. Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
2281 | Safe sex is out of the question. | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
2282 | Let's take it slow. | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
2283 | I notice you are having mixed feelings about this date | 1.2929 | 0.04700 | 140 | 106 | 27 | 7 |
2284 | Actually, you´re the first one who ever asked me to purée on a first date." | 1.2929 | 0.04914 | 140 | 108 | 23 | 9 |
2285 | When you said you came from a "blended family", I admit I pictured something slightly different. | 1.2929 | 0.04590 | 140 | 105 | 29 | 6 |
2286 | I have to confess, I haven't had much luck with dating mixers. | 1.2928 | 0.04052 | 181 | 136 | 37 | 8 |
2287 | Calm down, Harold. You forgot to drop the food in. | 1.2927 | 0.05128 | 123 | 94 | 22 | 7 |
2288 | Do you like art? I'm a real puréeist. | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
2289 | Just unplug and relax. | 1.2925 | 0.04446 | 147 | 110 | 31 | 6 |
2290 | Just to clarify, it’s not just a blender—it’s a Vitamix | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
2291 | Yes, your vegan protein shakes are great, but I need more. | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
2292 | Oh, let's give it a whirl, then!".. | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
2293 | Its natural after a break up to go on a bit of a blender | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
2294 | I usually save Pulse for the second date, but... | 1.2924 | 0.04204 | 171 | 129 | 34 | 8 |
2295 | Do you have a setting for romance? | 1.2923 | 0.04816 | 130 | 98 | 26 | 6 |
2296 | I feel you’re trying too hard to blend in. | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
2297 | You can Pulse but do you have one? | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
2298 | That's why I love you, Jim... because you're such an old smoothie. | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
2299 | Yes, I'm totally crushing, too. | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
2300 | Me? I come from a blended family. | 1.2921 | 0.04320 | 178 | 137 | 30 | 11 |
2301 | I'm starting to have mixed feelings about this. | 1.2920 | 0.04986 | 137 | 106 | 22 | 9 |
2302 | Could you turn that damn thing off? Everybody's looking at us. | 1.2920 | 0.04877 | 137 | 105 | 24 | 8 |
2303 | Let's face it: I've got mixed feelings about you. | 1.2920 | 0.04766 | 137 | 104 | 26 | 7 |
2304 | Why are you always so mixed up? | 1.2920 | 0.04652 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
2305 | I don't think I can handle a blended family. | 1.2919 | 0.04632 | 161 | 125 | 25 | 11 |
2306 | How's the tinnitus? | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
2307 | Do I have any corn stuck in my blades? | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
2308 | I guess it is easier than asking the waiter to do it for you. | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
2309 | Dental implants were too expensive. | 1.2917 | 0.04876 | 168 | 135 | 17 | 16 |
2310 | I didnt think speed dating would include puree. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
2311 | And that's why they say I'm so smooth... Tell me about you! | 1.2917 | 0.05013 | 144 | 113 | 20 | 11 |
2312 | I don't know why you don't like crowds.. You tend to blend in well | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
2313 | So how did you get the nickname Juice-head? | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
2314 | Maybe I just didn't understand when you said you had a good head for food. | 1.2917 | 0.05013 | 144 | 113 | 20 | 11 |
2315 | In all honesty, I have reservations about blended families. | 1.2917 | 0.04936 | 120 | 90 | 25 | 5 |
2316 | Wow, my head is really spinning | 1.2917 | 0.04915 | 144 | 112 | 22 | 10 |
2317 | Nothing personal. I don’t kiss on the first date. | 1.2917 | 0.05013 | 144 | 113 | 20 | 11 |
2318 | Oh, I thought you said you loved Jews. | 1.2917 | 0.05296 | 144 | 116 | 14 | 14 |
2319 | So, you have a blended family ? | 1.2914 | 0.04366 | 151 | 113 | 32 | 6 |
2320 | How did I get mixed up with a guy like you? | 1.2914 | 0.04660 | 151 | 116 | 26 | 9 |
2321 | I can't wait until your new dentures are ready | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
2322 | What are you waring? | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
2323 | I see you’ve been reading the news again. | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
2324 | No,my Tinder profile says I like "blander" cuisine. | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
2325 | My friends said we'd blend, but I find you a bit dicey. | 1.2911 | 0.04144 | 158 | 117 | 36 | 5 |
2326 | Tom, either you quit following Donald Trump on Twitter or we have to break up. | 1.2911 | 0.04777 | 158 | 124 | 22 | 12 |
2327 | So, we'd be a blended family! | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
2328 | Millie was right; you are a real smoothie. | 1.2909 | 0.04213 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
2329 | I do think you should eat a bit slower. | 1.2909 | 0.04710 | 165 | 130 | 22 | 13 |
2330 | No, I'm not interested in creating a blended family. | 1.2909 | 0.04385 | 165 | 126 | 30 | 9 |
2331 | Your profile said you come from a “blended“ family!? | 1.2909 | 0.04469 | 165 | 127 | 28 | 10 |
2332 | I'm sorry. I'm seeing someone else. He's top-of-the-line. | 1.2909 | 0.04710 | 165 | 130 | 22 | 13 |
2333 | Sorry, this setting is just making me uncomfortable. | 1.2909 | 0.04213 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
2334 | I see you've been alternating between Fox and CNN again... | 1.2908 | 0.04671 | 141 | 107 | 27 | 7 |
2335 | At least turn it off for dinner, sweetie. | 1.2908 | 0.04779 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
2336 | George, you're not blending in very well! | 1.2908 | 0.04094 | 141 | 102 | 37 | 2 |
2337 | It’s not you, it’s me. | 1.2907 | 0.04496 | 172 | 134 | 26 | 12 |
2338 | Yeah, just makes your head spin. Right? | 1.2907 | 0.04420 | 172 | 133 | 28 | 11 |
2339 | There's another appliance. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
2340 | Blending in is harder than it looks. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
2341 | You know, you’re not as smooth as you think you are. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
2342 | this speed dating confuses me - are we going low, medium, or high?? Or maybe I should just try a mixer..... | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
2343 | The more I try to blend, the more I get noticed. | 1.2905 | 0.04818 | 148 | 115 | 23 | 10 |
2344 | I said you were Pure not Puree | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
2345 | Hasn't anyone ever told you before that you eat way too fast? | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
2346 | Your profile said that you were a sheik. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
2347 | Your profile said you liked to stir things up, but this is not what I expected | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
2348 | This isn't what I thought Sandra meant when she said you came from a blended family. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
2349 | Since were at such a nice restaurant, could you adjust yourself to frappe? | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
2350 | Yes, I know that your profile says you are a Ninja--I was just expecting something else. | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
2351 | I’ve been a little mixed up lately. | 1.2903 | 0.04927 | 155 | 123 | 19 | 13 |
2352 | That's not what I meant when I said we need to shake up this marriage. | 1.2903 | 0.04387 | 155 | 117 | 31 | 7 |
2353 | Yes, I do like smoothies. Why do you ask? | 1.2903 | 0.04481 | 155 | 118 | 29 | 8 |
2354 | No need for a Heimlich maneuver ever again. | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
2355 | You are really nice . But, you seem mixed up on what you are looking for. I need something solid. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
2356 | Sorry, I can't hear you. | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
2357 | Don't get so upset - I'll ask the waiter to bring you a straw. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
2358 | I have mixed feelings for you. | 1.2899 | 0.05060 | 138 | 108 | 20 | 10 |
2359 | Well, I’ve got a first date story that’ll really make your head spin... | 1.2899 | 0.04507 | 138 | 103 | 30 | 5 |
2360 | We are not blending into the crowd. | 1.2899 | 0.04623 | 138 | 104 | 28 | 6 |
2361 | You really have over six million subscribers on Youtube? | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
2362 | Osterizer?! I hardly know 'er! | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
2363 | You must've had a awful day! You're already up to puree. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
2364 | I can see that there is no electricity between us. | 1.2899 | 0.04736 | 138 | 105 | 26 | 7 |
2365 | No, actually, this is my first date from Grindr... | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
2366 | I think you're taking this smart appliance thing a bit too far. | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
2367 | Just what is the difference between puree and liquefy? | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
2368 | Mixed marriage? | 1.2897 | 0.04368 | 145 | 108 | 32 | 5 |
2369 | Yes, I'm proud to say I'm an offspring of a blended family" | 1.2897 | 0.04582 | 145 | 110 | 28 | 7 |
2370 | I was only kidding when I said I was pregnant. | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
2371 | Stop twirling while I' m talking to you! | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
2372 | Should we have gone to a juice bar instead? | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
2373 | I can't seem to get my head on right. I just have so much stuff going on up there. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
2374 | No, you can't "borrow" my phone. | 1.2895 | 0.04995 | 152 | 121 | 18 | 13 |
2375 | Are you OK? You've barely liquified your dinner” | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
2376 | Darn it, Bobby, you always mix everything up. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
2377 | I told you I come from a blended family. | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
2378 | Thomas, I’m sorry. I’m sleeping with your brother Edward Scissorhands. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
2379 | Yes, you did tell me you were a smoothie. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
2380 | Sweetheart, don't make whirring sounds at the dinner table. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
2381 | you look nothing like your profile photo! | 1.2893 | 0.04833 | 159 | 126 | 20 | 13 |
2382 | So, how do you feel about blended families? | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
2383 | You looked a lot different in your Tinder profile. | 1.2892 | 0.04606 | 166 | 130 | 24 | 12 |
2384 | Sorry. I thought we were invited to a mixer. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2385 | You ever have one of those days where your head's just spinning? | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
2386 | Oh, you’re such a smoothie! | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
2387 | I thought you meant something quite different when you said your mind is in a whirl! | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
2388 | Your sentences are really choppy tonight, try another setting. | 1.2889 | 0.04350 | 180 | 140 | 28 | 12 |
2389 | You're just not what I had in mind when I asked for a blend of Tom Cruise and Julio Iglesias. | 1.2889 | 0.05348 | 135 | 108 | 15 | 12 |
2390 | I hope you'll excuse me. It's how I deal with fiber. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
2391 | My eyes are up here. | 1.2889 | 0.05028 | 135 | 105 | 21 | 9 |
2392 | At this point in my life, I guess I’m looking for more of a ‘pulse’ kind of guy | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
2393 | I think you're mixing me up with someone else. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
2394 | Not what I thought you meant when you said you were in a blended family | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
2395 | Should I ask the waiter for more Kale? | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
2396 | Why don’t you just try to chew your food ? | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
2397 | You just had to push all my buttons. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
2398 | Yeah, he pushes my buttons too. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
2399 | You’re shaking your head. | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
2400 | You're my very first Blendr date. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
2401 | To be honest, I prefer shaken or stirred to blended. | 1.2886 | 0.04694 | 149 | 115 | 25 | 9 |
2402 | So wait. What happened at Smoothie King? | 1.2886 | 0.04975 | 149 | 118 | 19 | 12 |
2403 | Honey, we could just ask for mayonnaise. | 1.2886 | 0.04790 | 149 | 116 | 23 | 10 |
2404 | I have mixed feelings about our relations | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
2405 | When the classified ad spoke of a 'social mixer', this was not what I pictured. | 1.2886 | 0.04790 | 149 | 116 | 23 | 10 |
2406 | No thanks, my teeth still process my food. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
2407 | I didn't know this is what you meant by a 'mixer.' | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
2408 | Do you want my straw? | 1.2886 | 0.04596 | 149 | 114 | 27 | 8 |
2409 | But I've grown beyond Margaritas, Larry. | 1.2885 | 0.04548 | 156 | 120 | 27 | 9 |
2410 | I just wanted you to blend in. You’re so literal. | 1.2885 | 0.04813 | 156 | 123 | 21 | 12 |
2411 | So after 18 years of marriage you suddenly want to "mix things up?" | 1.2885 | 0.04363 | 156 | 118 | 31 | 7 |
2412 | Are you gonna eat that? | 1.2885 | 0.04456 | 156 | 119 | 29 | 8 |
2413 | What's whirring you? | 1.2883 | 0.04414 | 163 | 125 | 29 | 9 |
2414 | 'Hey, big blender!'' | 1.2883 | 0.04499 | 163 | 126 | 27 | 10 |
2415 | I wish I could blend in like you. | 1.2882 | 0.04290 | 170 | 130 | 31 | 9 |
2416 | What do you mean mixed feelings about our relationship? | 1.2881 | 0.05260 | 118 | 91 | 20 | 7 |
2417 | You're shaking... It's okay I'm nervous too. | 1.2880 | 0.05057 | 125 | 96 | 22 | 7 |
2418 | I’m going to take a wild guess that you come from a blended family. | 1.2879 | 0.04990 | 132 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
2419 | 'True, juicing was on your profile.' | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
2420 | I'm leaving you Charles, our personalities just don't mix | 1.2879 | 0.04873 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
2421 | I think we have different definitions of 'mixed marriage'. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
2422 | Have you told your family yet that we met on Blendr? | 1.2878 | 0.04361 | 139 | 103 | 32 | 4 |
2423 | Oh! I thought your profile said you were good at blending *in*. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
2424 | My friends think you blend right in. | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
2425 | No, my name is Julianne. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
2426 | No, Jerry, you blend just fine. But we don't blend together. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
2427 | They did say this was a ‘mixer,’ but... | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
2428 | I'm not sure how I feel about a blended family... | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
2429 | Frankly, I prefer mine on the rocks. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
2430 | It's all about smoothies for you isn't it? | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
2431 | I’ve been cheating on you with the Ninja. | 1.2877 | 0.05047 | 146 | 116 | 18 | 12 |
2432 | Now I understand why your profile mentioned blended families. | 1.2876 | 0.04699 | 153 | 119 | 24 | 10 |
2433 | You say YOU have problems blending in? | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
2434 | I guess I took it another way when you said in your profile that you were "a good blender. | 1.2876 | 0.04789 | 153 | 120 | 22 | 11 |
2435 | Is it too cliché to suggest you had me at puree? | 1.2876 | 0.04512 | 153 | 117 | 28 | 8 |
2436 | 'You're a real smoothie, Pete.' | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
2437 | I like a ninja that can pulse. | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2438 | I know we just met, but you've got my head spinning. | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
2439 | At least it's not kale. | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
2440 | You did say you came from a blended family. | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
2441 | I'm seeing a new appliance now. Well, it's more like a toy. | 1.2874 | 0.04339 | 167 | 128 | 30 | 9 |
2442 | I'm having mixed feelings about this | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
2443 | So, you say you're a juicer? | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
2444 | I know your mind's a constant blur of brilliant ideas but could you please hit the "OFF" button while we eat? | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
2445 | That's what, your Waring? | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
2446 | Celebrate your difference instead trying to blend in. | 1.2868 | 0.04657 | 136 | 103 | 27 | 6 |
2447 | Normal people use a fork and knife. | 1.2868 | 0.04772 | 136 | 104 | 25 | 7 |
2448 | You know, some of my best friends are appliances. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
2449 | Well, did you buy the extended warranty? | 1.2867 | 0.04507 | 143 | 108 | 29 | 6 |
2450 | I'm afraid you're mixed up, and we don't blend well. | 1.2867 | 0.04824 | 143 | 111 | 23 | 9 |
2451 | There’s been a mix-up. No, I don’t like Piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
2452 | When you look at me that way, it gives me the shakes. " | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
2453 | I imagine you're a real smoothie on the dance floor too. | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
2454 | I just feel like you aren't hearing me. | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
2455 | I grew up in a blended family | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
2456 | You're a real smoothie, aren't you? | 1.2867 | 0.04762 | 150 | 117 | 23 | 10 |
2457 | ...for my third wish — and, in retrospect, this is where I fucked up — for my third wish I asked the genie if I could have a Vitamix blender for a head. | 1.2867 | 0.04855 | 150 | 118 | 21 | 11 |
2458 | It's nice to mix things up for a change. | 1.2867 | 0.04471 | 150 | 114 | 29 | 7 |
2459 | You’re grinding your molars. | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
2460 | Everybody’s staring at us. Do you think you could chew your food at a lower speed in public? | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
2461 | You really do come from a blended family. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
2462 | Yes, mastication is an important part of digestion, but I think you’re taking it a bit too far. | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
2463 | Ok,fine,you're 'literally' mixed-up." | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
2464 | So ,Ed, this is how you mix business with pleasure. | 1.2865 | 0.04019 | 171 | 128 | 37 | 6 |
2465 | You're a real smoothie, Harry. | 1.2865 | 0.04104 | 171 | 129 | 35 | 7 |
2466 | A margarita would go great with these tacos...! | 1.2865 | 0.04305 | 178 | 138 | 29 | 11 |
2467 | That's not what 'wearing blender' means, honey. | 1.2865 | 0.04305 | 178 | 138 | 29 | 11 |
2468 | Sorry about the mix-up. | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
2469 | I feel like everything I say to you just gets pulverized. | 1.2857 | 0.04827 | 147 | 115 | 22 | 10 |
2470 | Can I mix you another drink. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
2471 | You’re missing my point about blending conversation with a meal. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
2472 | I’m not ready to be part of a blended family. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
2473 | When I saw "scatterbrained" on your Tinder account this was not what I envisioned. | 1.2857 | 0.04672 | 154 | 120 | 24 | 10 |
2474 | So you're a Ninja. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
2475 | Stop giving me mixed signals! | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
2476 | You did say we were going to a mixer? | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
2477 | This is my first blend date. | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
2478 | This protein shake diet is going a bit too far, don’t you think ? | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
2479 | I’m just so sick of singles mixers | 1.2857 | 0.04530 | 161 | 125 | 26 | 10 |
2480 | I can't stand the way you chew your food. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
2481 | I'm more of a mixer than a blender." | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
2482 | I don’t mean to sound like your mother, but please slow down and chew your food! | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
2483 | It's just... the picture in your profile made it look like you had a puree setting. | 1.2857 | 0.04922 | 147 | 116 | 20 | 11 |
2484 | This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to mix things up | 1.2857 | 0.04173 | 161 | 121 | 34 | 6 |
2485 | I don't mean to mince words, but . . . | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
2486 | Must you give everything a mixed review? | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
2487 | I was so tired of all those awlful mixers! | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
2488 | I really don’t see why you have such trouble blending in. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
2489 | Just out of curiosity, why don't your teeth no longer do the trick? | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
2490 | This just isn't working out. I'm a "shaken, not stirred" kind of girl. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
2491 | No, you really do look just like your profile picture... | 1.2857 | 0.04355 | 161 | 123 | 30 | 8 |
2492 | I'm getting mixed messages from you. Also pureed, blended, whipped... | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
2493 | I get it. Tax season makes my head spin too. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
2494 | I know I'm not an appliance but I'm willing to convert. | 1.2857 | 0.04672 | 154 | 120 | 24 | 10 |
2495 | It's over, Harry. When you described yourself as an excellent mixer I thought we'd socializing more. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
2496 | I feel like you're having mixed emotions about our relationship. | 1.2857 | 0.04672 | 154 | 120 | 24 | 10 |
2497 | When she mentioned you were from a blended family I had something else in mind | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
2498 | You are more mixed up than I imagined, Harold | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
2499 | No matter what I say, you just make a hash of it. | 1.2857 | 0.05083 | 119 | 91 | 22 | 6 |
2500 | Well my ex-husband said we’d make a nice mix | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
2501 | You said I made your head spin. Now what? | 1.2857 | 0.04957 | 133 | 103 | 22 | 8 |
2502 | I was hoping you were looking for a whirlwind romance. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
2503 | I'm sorry Jake, I'm just not sure I'm ready for a blended family. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
2504 | I really only grind in my sleep. | 1.2857 | 0.04600 | 133 | 100 | 28 | 5 |
2505 | ...and so you said your mother is from Maytag? | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
2506 | Are you ok? You seem mixed up. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
2507 | Unlike you in crowds, I have trouble blending in. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
2508 | I know what you mean. I come from a blended family too | 1.2849 | 0.04166 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
2509 | I just feel like you're not hearing me. | 1.2849 | 0.04404 | 172 | 134 | 27 | 11 |
2510 | How long will you be on the liquid diet? | 1.2848 | 0.04451 | 165 | 128 | 27 | 10 |
2511 | I'm a little mixed up, too. | 1.2848 | 0.04282 | 165 | 126 | 31 | 8 |
2512 | Can you tell I'm pulsating" | 1.2848 | 0.04195 | 165 | 125 | 33 | 7 |
2513 | I'm usually nervous on first dates, but we seem to mix well together. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
2514 | No. Actually I think you are quite good at blending in. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
2515 | You're still working on the gazpacho? | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
2516 | I didn't think this was that kind of mixer... | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
2517 | It's all going to end up in the same place anyway. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
2518 | Lately it seems like you're just going through the motions. | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
2519 | The dating website said you came from a "blended" family. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
2520 | All my blather must have your head spinning. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
2521 | When you said you were a real smoothie, I thought... | 1.2848 | 0.04345 | 151 | 114 | 31 | 6 |
2522 | Honey, slow down. You are talking too fast. | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
2523 | Don't you want to take off your appliance before we eat? | 1.2848 | 0.04345 | 151 | 114 | 31 | 6 |
2524 | I wish you wouldn’t talk with food in your mouth! | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
2525 | Of course I still love you. But now I also love sous vide.” | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
2526 | I can see you have mixed emotions about our future | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
2527 | I don't know, I am getting mixed signals from you. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
2528 | Don't worry, you blend. | 1.2847 | 0.05070 | 137 | 108 | 19 | 10 |
2529 | Blend in, honey, blend in. | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
2530 | Donna was right. You are not what I expected. | 1.2847 | 0.05070 | 137 | 108 | 19 | 10 |
2531 | No. You’re not overdressed. You blend right in! | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
2532 | I'm pretty sure that's not what your therapist meant by trying harder to blend in. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
2533 | I'm not sure this is what is meant by "blending in". | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
2534 | I’m sorry, I guess I’m more attracted to tempests in a teapot. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
2535 | I bet you DO make a great smoothie. | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
2536 | You might find what I’m going to tell you hard to digest. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
2537 | I’m looking for someone who’s a bit more levelheaded. | 1.2840 | 0.04505 | 162 | 126 | 26 | 10 |
2538 | You're only here for the food, aren't you? | 1.2840 | 0.04242 | 162 | 123 | 32 | 7 |
2539 | Well Fred, you certainly have a buzz on tonight. | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
2540 | Please don’t chew with your mouth open. You remember what happened last time. | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
2541 | I too have mixed feelings about plastic straws. | 1.2839 | 0.04269 | 155 | 117 | 32 | 6 |
2542 | Being part of a blended family makes my head spin too Harold. | 1.2839 | 0.04554 | 155 | 120 | 26 | 9 |
2543 | I have never been able to blend in like you. | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
2544 | I don't think that's the best way to blend in | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
2545 | My mom told me you were a little mixed up. | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
2546 | It's totally worth not having to floss. | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
2547 | Your profile did say you were a “good mixer.” | 1.2838 | 0.04072 | 148 | 109 | 36 | 3 |
2548 | You looked different on your dating page. | 1.2838 | 0.04701 | 148 | 115 | 24 | 9 |
2549 | So where are you from? | 1.2838 | 0.04398 | 148 | 112 | 30 | 6 |
2550 | Honestly Dave, your mood swings have me worried. I don't know if its chop, puree, or blend. | 1.2838 | 0.04602 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
2551 | I'm looking forward to meeting your parents. | 1.2837 | 0.05165 | 141 | 113 | 16 | 12 |
2552 | So I suppose you've had trouble blending in? | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
2553 | I suppose I could give you a whirl. | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
2554 | I know it's alot to process, your head must be spinning | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
2555 | Lucia, I am you mother | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
2556 | Your profile said you were a bartender, not a bar blender. | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
2557 | Honey, I think there are other ways to be part of the farm-to-table movement. | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
2558 | I know. Sometimes I wish I could just blend in too. | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
2559 | You're mixing metaphors again. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2560 | It was at that moment that she regretted abandoning Tinder for the new dating app, “Blender” | 1.2833 | 0.05939 | 120 | 99 | 8 | 13 |
2561 | Your friend did say that you were very mixed up | 1.2832 | 0.03894 | 173 | 129 | 39 | 5 |
2562 | So you actually invented the Blender dating app? | 1.2832 | 0.04381 | 173 | 135 | 27 | 11 |
2563 | When I accepted this blind date, all I heard was “smoothie’ | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
2564 | I've tried to blend in all my life. | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
2565 | Faster! | 1.2830 | 0.04561 | 159 | 124 | 25 | 10 |
2566 | You can shake, dice and chop but I’m not changing my mind. | 1.2830 | 0.04003 | 159 | 118 | 37 | 4 |
2567 | It’s funny. Some girls look nothing like their profile pic. | 1.2830 | 0.04102 | 159 | 119 | 35 | 5 |
2568 | Don't you ever get tired of just blending in? | 1.2829 | 0.04798 | 152 | 120 | 21 | 11 |
2569 | I'm sorry. I've never seen Blade Runner. | 1.2829 | 0.04706 | 152 | 119 | 23 | 10 |
2570 | As soon as I saw your profile on Blendr, I just had to swipe right. | 1.2829 | 0.04888 | 152 | 121 | 19 | 12 |
2571 | "You worry way too much about blending in. | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
2572 | I'm not sure I want a blended family. | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
2573 | No, that's not what I said...hmmm...I think you're mixing things up again... | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
2574 | Yes, my profile does say that I like milk shakes and smoothies. . | 1.2829 | 0.04113 | 152 | 113 | 35 | 4 |
2575 | I thought your profile said, 'smooth,' not, 'smoothie.' | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
2576 | Why are you so concerned about blending in? | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
2577 | Gee, you really are a whizz at sending mixed signals. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
2578 | I know you're trying hard to blend in, but... | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
2579 | You looked a lot different in your photo. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
2580 | I have mixed feelings about a blended family, too. | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
2581 | Sorry you're crushed, but despite your many settings we just don't blend" | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
2582 | Ive had enough of your spin! | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
2583 | Well, they said it was a mixer. | 1.2826 | 0.05038 | 138 | 109 | 19 | 10 |
2584 | You can imagine why I don't take my hat off in church anymore | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
2585 | I am only processing my emotions. | 1.2824 | 0.04758 | 131 | 100 | 25 | 6 |
2586 | Why do you keep mixing up my words? | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
2587 | I didn't mean to push your buttons and play on your mixed emotions. | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
2588 | So what's it like growing up in a blended family? | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
2589 | Why can't you see that this relationship is on the rocks? | 1.2821 | 0.04436 | 156 | 120 | 28 | 8 |
2590 | So, your profile says you came from a blended family? | 1.2821 | 0.04619 | 156 | 122 | 24 | 10 |
2591 | Don't take this the wrong way, but I have such mixed emotions about our future together. | 1.2821 | 0.04529 | 156 | 121 | 26 | 9 |
2592 | I’m afraid this just won’t work out if you keep sending mixed messages. | 1.2821 | 0.04342 | 156 | 119 | 30 | 7 |
2593 | I think this juicing diet has gone to your head. | 1.2819 | 0.04373 | 149 | 113 | 30 | 6 |
2594 | Why didn't you tell me about your digestive disorder? | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
2595 | Are you sure they gave you the right head? | 1.2819 | 0.04769 | 149 | 117 | 22 | 10 |
2596 | This conversation is Waring on me. | 1.2819 | 0.04673 | 149 | 116 | 24 | 9 |
2597 | So you're on a juice cleanse, too? | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
2598 | Did you want me to cut that up for you? | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
2599 | I'm sorry, apparently I misunderstood when I read on your profile that you came from a blended family. | 1.2819 | 0.04475 | 149 | 114 | 28 | 7 |
2600 | Do you need a straw | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
2601 | Why didn't you just learn how to chew your food better? | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
2602 | When you said you were open to a 'blended family', well, honestly . . . I didn't expect this. | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
2603 | When you said you wanted to mix things up... | 1.2819 | 0.04475 | 149 | 114 | 28 | 7 |
2604 | You work at Jamba Juice, do you? | 1.2819 | 0.04373 | 149 | 113 | 30 | 6 |
2605 | I'll just whip up a sauce while the meat is resting. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
2606 | I am listening | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
2607 | What happens when we kiss? | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
2608 | I was told you an old smoothie. | 1.2817 | 0.04831 | 142 | 111 | 22 | 9 |
2609 | I misread your profile as ‘smooth operator.’ | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
2610 | So much for my experiment with Grindr | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
2611 | Hey mush for brains, I'm talking to you! | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
2612 | I'm getting mixed signals from you. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
2613 | I’m sorry, but I don’t wanna get mixed up in that... | 1.2814 | 0.04485 | 167 | 131 | 25 | 11 |
2614 | You sure you wouldn't rather go home and get your teeth?" | 1.2814 | 0.04151 | 167 | 127 | 33 | 7 |
2615 | When Mary said you would blend in I had a different image of you. | 1.2814 | 0.04485 | 167 | 131 | 25 | 11 |
2616 | Yes, we do have a blended family. | 1.2812 | 0.04449 | 160 | 124 | 27 | 9 |
2617 | My dentist said it would be better than dentures. | 1.2812 | 0.04622 | 160 | 126 | 23 | 11 |
2618 | Really Arthur, you need to try meditation. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
2619 | I see you come from a blended family. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
2620 | Well, Sally did say you like to mix it up. | 1.2812 | 0.04536 | 160 | 125 | 25 | 10 |
2621 | I regret the day we saw "Edward Scissorhands." | 1.2812 | 0.04622 | 160 | 126 | 23 | 11 |
2622 | Oh, I like you, too. It's just your variable speed control is set a little fast for me. | 1.2812 | 0.03882 | 160 | 118 | 39 | 3 |
2623 | Well, I've been telling you to get the damn blade sharpened! | 1.2812 | 0.04175 | 160 | 121 | 33 | 6 |
2624 | You're slurring your words again,Dear. Perhaps you should try the mix setting rather than puree. | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
2625 | Can you PLEASE stop making margaritas?! | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
2626 | You're quieter than most guys I go out with. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
2627 | This is a very important topic! And you can't think of anything to say except, "'Mmm hmmm...'?" | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
2628 | I want to see other blenders. | 1.2810 | 0.04770 | 153 | 121 | 21 | 11 |
2629 | Don’t do that. It makes head spin. | 1.2808 | 0.04736 | 146 | 114 | 23 | 9 |
2630 | Blended, not stirred. | 1.2808 | 0.04319 | 146 | 110 | 31 | 5 |
2631 | That's not what I meant when I said "blended family". | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
2632 | So, what are your superpowers exactly? | 1.2808 | 0.04427 | 146 | 111 | 29 | 6 |
2633 | I think you need to stop going to mixers, Henry. | 1.2808 | 0.04835 | 146 | 115 | 21 | 10 |
2634 | Who's your dentist? | 1.2808 | 0.04635 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
2635 | No thanks, I'll eat mine... | 1.2808 | 0.04635 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
2636 | How's your... soup? | 1.2807 | 0.04331 | 171 | 133 | 28 | 10 |
2637 | I know you told me that I stirred something in you but I never dreamed it was this bad. | 1.2807 | 0.03914 | 171 | 128 | 38 | 5 |
2638 | Match.com may have misconstrued my desire to find a partner to start a blended family. | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
2639 | I'm sorry Stanley, it's too early in our relationship for pulsing. | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
2640 | My head's spinning, too, but not that fast. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
2641 | I think you should apologize to the bartender. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
2642 | I thought that a mixer meant a get-together of people | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
2643 | I'm sorry, but it's really not polite to eat with you lid on. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
2644 | I'm OK with a blended family. | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
2645 | I get why your profile said "really smooth" | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
2646 | No, I prefer this blind date. I struggle with a mixer. | 1.2805 | 0.04540 | 164 | 129 | 24 | 11 |
2647 | When you said you were into cuisine art, I had something else in mind | 1.2805 | 0.04540 | 164 | 129 | 24 | 11 |
2648 | I’m sorry I don’t come with an instruction manual. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
2649 | Well, your profile did say you were a smooth talker, George. | 1.2805 | 0.04622 | 164 | 130 | 22 | 12 |
2650 | I don't think I'm ready for a blended family. | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
2651 | You're using a straw? | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
2652 | I wanted to mix things up after my divorce. | 1.2803 | 0.04223 | 157 | 119 | 32 | 6 |
2653 | When you listed “will never choke” as one of your attributes on Tinder, I kind of assumed you were a professional athlete. | 1.2803 | 0.04768 | 157 | 125 | 20 | 12 |
2654 | I don’t do whirlwind romances. | 1.2803 | 0.04125 | 157 | 118 | 34 | 5 |
2655 | They said it was a mixer. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
2656 | Your match.com profile didn't mention this. | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
2657 | You could have just asked them for more ketchup. | 1.2800 | 0.04835 | 150 | 119 | 20 | 11 |
2658 | Drinking your dinner again, I see. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
2659 | So you want me to call you “Juice” “ | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
2660 | I always come prepared, it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
2661 | I’m sorry, when I’m nervous I go straight to liquify. | 1.2797 | 0.04258 | 143 | 107 | 32 | 4 |
2662 | It's surprising how good you are at blending in. | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
2663 | I'm looking for someone who's not so mixed up this time. | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
2664 | Stanley's effort to blend in resulted in an unfortunate mix up | 1.2797 | 0.04903 | 143 | 113 | 20 | 10 |
2665 | You get one drink in you and you just start to turn. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
2666 | Are you having mixed feelings? | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
2667 | I see you’ve started to prepare your mind for our inevitable political discussions. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
2668 | `“You can quote Linda Ronstadt all you want, but being ‘sort of like a Waring blender’ does not make you a ‘credit to your gender.’” | 1.2797 | 0.05367 | 118 | 93 | 17 | 8 |
2669 | Yes, my dear, things really are spinning way out of control! | 1.2795 | 0.04153 | 161 | 122 | 33 | 6 |
2670 | We met at a mixer. | 1.2795 | 0.04424 | 161 | 125 | 27 | 9 |
2671 | Don't be so nervous, just blend in. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
2672 | I know your dating ad asked if I liked piña coladas, but this isn’t what I was expecting. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
2673 | Have you considered doing an ancestral DNA test? | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
2674 | But I don't want a blended family! | 1.2792 | 0.04466 | 154 | 119 | 27 | 8 |
2675 | I just don't know if I want my kids to grow up in that kind of a blended family... | 1.2792 | 0.04560 | 154 | 120 | 25 | 9 |
2676 | So,you really were serious about coming from a blended family... | 1.2792 | 0.04370 | 154 | 118 | 29 | 7 |
2677 | When I agreed to meet you, it was because your profile said you were part of a "blended family"! | 1.2792 | 0.04370 | 154 | 118 | 29 | 7 |
2678 | There's something different about you... new barber? | 1.2792 | 0.04466 | 154 | 119 | 27 | 8 |
2679 | Your profile said you try to blend in. | 1.2792 | 0.04370 | 154 | 118 | 29 | 7 |
2680 | I wish you wouldn't eat so fast | 1.2792 | 0.04370 | 154 | 118 | 29 | 7 |
2681 | You only have one speed, don't you? | 1.2791 | 0.04148 | 172 | 132 | 32 | 8 |
2682 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I wouldn’t mind a blended family! | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
2683 | So it seems like you're after something a little more fluid ... | 1.2789 | 0.04505 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
2684 | So I said "I'd rather have a Nutribullet in my head", and here we are. | 1.2789 | 0.04806 | 147 | 116 | 21 | 10 |
2685 | No, Gordon, I do not agree that it's 'pretty much the same as turning your phone on vibrate.' | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
2686 | Daily grind getting you down again? | 1.2789 | 0.04294 | 147 | 111 | 31 | 5 |
2687 | It’s so hard to find a man with purée intentions these days. | 1.2789 | 0.04401 | 147 | 112 | 29 | 6 |
2688 | They say blended marriages don’t work. | 1.2789 | 0.04608 | 147 | 114 | 25 | 8 |
2689 | I saw you staring at her | 1.2788 | 0.04597 | 165 | 131 | 22 | 12 |
2690 | You are grating on me. | 1.2788 | 0.04433 | 165 | 129 | 26 | 10 |
2691 | I know it's a lot to process, but you're just too headstrong for me... | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
2692 | I know your profile said "blended family," but this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
2693 | I thought that you meant that your parents are of different races. | 1.2786 | 0.04869 | 140 | 110 | 21 | 9 |
2694 | And now you tell me you come from a blended family! | 1.2786 | 0.04974 | 140 | 111 | 19 | 10 |
2695 | My head is literally spinning! | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
2696 | I know you don't get along with my parents, Harold, but could you try not to stir things up this time? | 1.2785 | 0.04199 | 158 | 120 | 32 | 6 |
2697 | The juicing thing has kind of gone to your head, don’t you think? | 1.2785 | 0.04199 | 158 | 120 | 32 | 6 |
2698 | It's not about me it's about you | 1.2785 | 0.04294 | 158 | 121 | 30 | 7 |
2699 | Your online profile stated you are quite the mover and shaker, but I feel a bit let down now to see you are more of a mixer and shaker. | 1.2785 | 0.04478 | 158 | 123 | 26 | 9 |
2700 | I'm sorry I complained about your clicking dentures. | 1.2785 | 0.04478 | 158 | 123 | 26 | 9 |
2701 | I don't care if it is cheaper, I will go with implants or dentures. | 1.2785 | 0.04655 | 158 | 125 | 22 | 11 |
2702 | Could you chew a bit more quietly? You're making a scene! | 1.2782 | 0.04932 | 133 | 104 | 21 | 8 |
2703 | I'm sure you are a power house, smart and intelligently designed, but when I said I wanted a 'smoothie,' I meant someone suave and urbane. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
2704 | I said, "shaken, not blended!" | 1.2782 | 0.04932 | 133 | 104 | 21 | 8 |
2705 | Frankly, I can't be with a man who is so mixed up about what he wants. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
2706 | It's okay, we all feel a little mixed up these days. | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
2707 | I bet you never choke | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
2708 | It’s so nice to meet someone else from a blended family. | 1.2781 | 0.03933 | 169 | 127 | 37 | 5 |
2709 | Oh, I thought your profile said you wanted to start a blended family. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
2710 | You can call me Sir Mix-A-Lot. | 1.2778 | 0.04873 | 144 | 114 | 20 | 10 |
2711 | So, do you go to singles mixers often? | 1.2778 | 0.04098 | 180 | 139 | 32 | 9 |
2712 | Honey Bun, it's rude to talk with your blender full." | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
2713 | Clockwise, darling. Clockwise. Please. | 1.2778 | 0.04131 | 162 | 123 | 33 | 6 |
2714 | I suggest the pulse setting. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
2715 | That’s too funny, my middle name is Margarita! | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
2716 | This is not what I meant when I said to blend in. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
2717 | This is still better than the men I meet on Tinder. | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
2718 | You shouldn't have insulted the chef | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
2719 | I just feel like I keep getting mixed messages from you. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
2720 | I'm sorry, I thought you said you were from a BLENDED family. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
2721 | I assume you'd be ok with a blended family. | 1.2774 | 0.04046 | 155 | 116 | 35 | 4 |
2722 | Is it normal for you to spin out of control on a first date? | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
2723 | So you made this yourself? | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
2724 | You don't have to spin out of control every time you don't get your way, Frank. | 1.2774 | 0.05047 | 137 | 109 | 18 | 10 |
2725 | I know I said we had to mix things up a bit but... | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
2726 | I'm just getting so many mixed feelings from you.. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2727 | Oh dear, your all mixed up again! | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
2728 | You're great Harold, but I'm not sure this is the way to create a blended family. | 1.2771 | 0.04491 | 166 | 131 | 24 | 11 |
2729 | But, Sebastian, you know I think the whirlllled of you. | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
2730 | If we get married, we will have to face the whole ‘blended family’ thing. | 1.2770 | 0.04680 | 148 | 116 | 23 | 9 |
2731 | What do you mean, I'm Waring you out? | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
2732 | Quite frankly, I think this idea of yours to try to blend in is going to your head. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
2733 | I really think you should find a new dentist. | 1.2770 | 0.04777 | 148 | 117 | 21 | 10 |
2734 | So, you just can't wrap your head around Asian Fusion? | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
2735 | When your match.com profile indicated you were from a blended family ..... I ...... I had no idea....” | 1.2769 | 0.04762 | 130 | 100 | 24 | 6 |
2736 | I don't have anything against them, I just don't think that's what Blended Family means. | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 | 124 | 26 | 9 |
2737 | Can't you at least stop Oster-izing during dinner? | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
2738 | I think you're mixed feelings are all in your head. | 1.2767 | 0.04453 | 159 |