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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-04-07T21:34:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-04-21T21:35:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-04-15T21:35:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 22, 2019 |
Number of captions | 7083 |
Number of responses | 1528352 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Fortunately, our time is up. | 1.6738 | 0.05038 | 233 | 119 | 71 | 43 |
1 | I think we can end on that note. | 1.6724 | 0.04793 | 232 | 112 | 84 | 36 |
2 | I'm more of a pop psychologist. | 1.6468 | 0.05358 | 218 | 120 | 55 | 43 |
3 | This is New York. You may often hear a discouraging word. | 1.6406 | 0.05184 | 217 | 116 | 63 | 38 |
4 | Get over it. You're not an old cowhand, you're Irving Goldstein from Brooklyn. | 1.6274 | 0.05464 | 212 | 121 | 49 | 42 |
5 | I think we need to face the possibility that she won't be comin' round the mountain | 1.6223 | 0.05211 | 233 | 134 | 53 | 46 |
6 | It's time to accept that she's never coming round the mountain. | 1.5907 | 0.05064 | 215 | 121 | 61 | 33 |
7 | And finally, "would you say that you're a man of (a) occasional, (b) frequent or (c) constant sorrow?" | 1.5760 | 0.04866 | 217 | 121 | 67 | 29 |
8 | When did you first notice this personality change Rabbi Friedman? | 1.5753 | 0.05328 | 219 | 134 | 44 | 41 |
9 | That lonesome whistle means our time is up. | 1.5700 | 0.04956 | 207 | 116 | 64 | 27 |
10 | When you said you'd pay for these sessions with Cash, I didn't think you meant Johnny. | 1.5676 | 0.05197 | 222 | 135 | 48 | 39 |
11 | We'll end on that note. | 1.5638 | 0.05177 | 188 | 106 | 58 | 24 |
12 | Have you considered entering a two-step program? | 1.5616 | 0.05375 | 219 | 138 | 39 | 42 |
13 | Don’t think of them as discouraging words so much as constructive criticism.” | 1.5607 | 0.04928 | 214 | 123 | 62 | 29 |
14 | You're rambling again. | 1.5561 | 0.05149 | 214 | 129 | 51 | 34 |
15 | Would you rather get back your truck, your dog, or your wife? | 1.5545 | 0.04940 | 211 | 122 | 61 | 28 |
16 | Who is "coming around the mountain," John? Could it be your mother? | 1.5540 | 0.04905 | 213 | 123 | 62 | 28 |
17 | Let’s shoot for high noon next week? | 1.5505 | 0.05139 | 198 | 116 | 55 | 27 |
18 | I'm hearing some discouraging words. | 1.5488 | 0.05048 | 215 | 129 | 54 | 32 |
19 | On a scale of 1 to 10, how lonesome are you? | 1.5476 | 0.04868 | 210 | 121 | 63 | 26 |
20 | Well, it’s High Noon. See you next week. | 1.5463 | 0.04761 | 227 | 133 | 64 | 30 |
21 | I'ts not uncommon for men of your age to start feeling fenced in. | 1.5450 | 0.04843 | 222 | 131 | 61 | 30 |
22 | You fret too much. | 1.5447 | 0.04905 | 235 | 144 | 54 | 37 |
23 | Let me guess: she got the gold mine and you got the shaft. | 1.5443 | 0.04909 | 237 | 146 | 53 | 38 |
24 | Well I prefer it to the week you thought you were James Brown. | 1.5438 | 0.05056 | 217 | 132 | 52 | 33 |
25 | I've seldom heard such discouraging words. | 1.5427 | 0.05172 | 199 | 119 | 52 | 28 |
26 | I'm writing you a prescription for guitar lessons." | 1.5422 | 0.04836 | 225 | 134 | 60 | 31 |
27 | So, let's talk about your dad, Sue. | 1.5415 | 0.04771 | 229 | 136 | 62 | 31 |
28 | Did it ever occurr to you that you done her wrong first? | 1.5400 | 0.05153 | 200 | 120 | 52 | 28 |
29 | By chance, do you know "Forever Jung?" | 1.5400 | 0.05153 | 200 | 120 | 52 | 28 |
30 | I take it you are no longer Napoleon. | 1.5385 | 0.05149 | 221 | 139 | 45 | 37 |
31 | That’s all for today, Sue. | 1.5366 | 0.05334 | 205 | 129 | 42 | 34 |
32 | I'm afraid an occasional discouraging word is part of the treatment. | 1.5355 | 0.05127 | 211 | 130 | 49 | 32 |
33 | Well, our time's up. You can git along now. | 1.5347 | 0.04572 | 245 | 146 | 67 | 32 |
34 | Your problem is you fret too much | 1.5342 | 0.04735 | 234 | 141 | 61 | 32 |
35 | You've got to stop fretting. | 1.5339 | 0.05151 | 221 | 140 | 44 | 37 |
36 | High noon... afraid your time is up. | 1.5336 | 0.04872 | 223 | 135 | 57 | 31 |
37 | And when did you first start hearing those discouraging words? | 1.5321 | 0.04958 | 218 | 133 | 54 | 31 |
38 | In your case, I'm going to recommend the two-step rather than the twelve-step program. | 1.5311 | 0.05255 | 209 | 132 | 43 | 34 |
39 | So what is it this time - the girl, the truck, or the dog? | 1.5307 | 0.04791 | 228 | 138 | 59 | 31 |
40 | Well how often did you actually hear a discouraging word? | 1.5297 | 0.04898 | 219 | 133 | 56 | 30 |
41 | And on that note our time is done. | 1.5297 | 0.04628 | 236 | 141 | 65 | 30 |
42 | Maybe it's time you did hear a discouraging word | 1.5291 | 0.05180 | 206 | 128 | 47 | 31 |
43 | So, stay on your meds, and happy trails to you until we meet again. | 1.5280 | 0.04807 | 214 | 127 | 61 | 26 |
44 | Seldom have I heard such discouraging words. | 1.5261 | 0.04905 | 211 | 127 | 57 | 27 |
45 | Well, you're about to hear a discouraging word. | 1.5258 | 0.04778 | 213 | 126 | 62 | 25 |
46 | Being from El Paso is not a border line personality disorder | 1.5256 | 0.04791 | 215 | 128 | 61 | 26 |
47 | In here, the whole point is hearing discouraging words. | 1.5256 | 0.05056 | 215 | 134 | 49 | 32 |
48 | Sometimes a discouraging word is exactly what we need to hear. | 1.5249 | 0.04650 | 221 | 130 | 66 | 25 |
49 | It sounds like I've struck a chord. | 1.5240 | 0.04816 | 208 | 123 | 61 | 24 |
50 | Yes, I have to say, those are discouraging words. | 1.5202 | 0.04833 | 223 | 137 | 56 | 30 |
51 | You seem to fret a lot. | 1.5180 | 0.04934 | 222 | 139 | 51 | 32 |
52 | So, Sue, what brings you here? | 1.5179 | 0.05210 | 195 | 121 | 47 | 27 |
53 | Want to grab a rabbi and walk into a bar? | 1.5158 | 0.05419 | 190 | 121 | 40 | 29 |
54 | Who's trying to fence you in? | 1.5156 | 0.04676 | 225 | 136 | 62 | 27 |
55 | Soooo -- I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. | 1.5152 | 0.04903 | 231 | 147 | 49 | 35 |
56 | So you see, they're not 'booing.' That's just a normal cow noise. | 1.5143 | 0.04971 | 210 | 130 | 52 | 28 |
57 | Perhaps we could leave out the "and it goes a little something like this here" every time you respond to a question. | 1.5138 | 0.04919 | 218 | 136 | 52 | 30 |
58 | Well, maybe you wouldn’t be a man of constant sorrow if you’d just take the antidepressant I prescribed. | 1.5132 | 0.04897 | 189 | 111 | 59 | 19 |
59 | I don’t think you have depression. What you have is a hit single. | 1.5117 | 0.04918 | 213 | 132 | 53 | 28 |
60 | It's just out of tune. It's not your mother's fault. | 1.5116 | 0.04883 | 215 | 133 | 54 | 28 |
61 | So: happily married; sober; truck running smooth; dog came home; writer’s block. Got it. | 1.5114 | 0.04902 | 219 | 137 | 52 | 30 |
62 | Urging you to set boundaries is not the same as trying to fence you in. | 1.5113 | 0.04826 | 221 | 137 | 55 | 29 |
63 | Let’s end today’s session on a positive note. | 1.5109 | 0.04874 | 184 | 107 | 60 | 17 |
64 | Do you frequently hear discouraging words? | 1.5103 | 0.05076 | 194 | 119 | 51 | 24 |
65 | Would you describe your heart as achey, or more breaky? | 1.5100 | 0.04859 | 200 | 120 | 58 | 22 |
66 | Face it, nothing rhymes with oedipus. | 1.5088 | 0.04589 | 228 | 138 | 64 | 26 |
67 | Blame your mother all you want, but she told you not to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.5080 | 0.05219 | 187 | 116 | 47 | 24 |
68 | You need music lessons, not therapy. | 1.5072 | 0.05210 | 207 | 134 | 41 | 32 |
69 | It's OK to use discouraging words. | 1.5048 | 0.04737 | 210 | 127 | 60 | 23 |
70 | And who are we today? | 1.5046 | 0.04867 | 216 | 135 | 53 | 28 |
71 | Now Sue, tell me where it all started. | 1.5045 | 0.04777 | 224 | 140 | 55 | 29 |
72 | Have you ever felt so lonesome you could cry? | 1.5044 | 0.04745 | 226 | 141 | 56 | 29 |
73 | You say your horse had no name. Was this a problem for the horse, or for you? | 1.5026 | 0.05083 | 191 | 118 | 50 | 23 |
74 | But the fact is your momma DID let you grow up to be one. | 1.5024 | 0.04872 | 205 | 126 | 55 | 24 |
75 | Apart from the deer and antelope, did you play with anyone else as a child? | 1.5024 | 0.04837 | 207 | 127 | 56 | 24 |
76 | You know, Jed, you may have to accept that she'll never come around the mountain. | 1.5023 | 0.04794 | 215 | 133 | 56 | 26 |
77 | I'm going to need more to go on than just the fact that you're so lonesome you could cry." | 1.5023 | 0.04684 | 219 | 134 | 60 | 25 |
78 | So, you've never felt at home on the range? | 1.5023 | 0.04684 | 219 | 134 | 60 | 25 |
79 | High noon again next week? | 1.5023 | 0.04740 | 221 | 137 | 57 | 27 |
80 | Yes, you seem depressed. I'm going to prescribe a banjo. | 1.5020 | 0.04650 | 245 | 156 | 55 | 34 |
81 | Is it possible that you’re right-handed? | 1.5000 | 0.04262 | 246 | 147 | 75 | 24 |
82 | Well I must admit, that is a discouraging word. | 1.5000 | 0.04508 | 242 | 150 | 63 | 29 |
83 | To expect to "never" hear a discouraging word is delusional. To expect to "seldom" hear a discouraging word is quite sane. | 1.5000 | 0.04336 | 234 | 139 | 73 | 22 |
84 | And those things roaming around on the range near your home, are they in the room with us now? | 1.4979 | 0.04656 | 237 | 150 | 56 | 31 |
85 | You never really felt at home on the range, did you? | 1.4978 | 0.04835 | 223 | 142 | 51 | 30 |
86 | Yes, It’s my job to listen. | 1.4977 | 0.04806 | 217 | 136 | 54 | 27 |
87 | Tell me, the discouraging words -- were they frequent? | 1.4977 | 0.04828 | 213 | 133 | 54 | 26 |
88 | It's okay to use discouraging words here. | 1.4976 | 0.04822 | 205 | 126 | 56 | 23 |
89 | I'm going to go ahead and assume there's an ex-wife somewhere in this. | 1.4955 | 0.04563 | 224 | 137 | 63 | 24 |
90 | It’s not that I don’t believe you - it’s just quite a coincidence that all your issues rhyme with each other. | 1.4954 | 0.04789 | 218 | 137 | 54 | 27 |
91 | I'm afraid you're about to hear some discouraging words. | 1.4953 | 0.04891 | 212 | 134 | 51 | 27 |
92 | These ghost riders in the sky. Do they talk to you? | 1.4952 | 0.05008 | 208 | 133 | 47 | 28 |
93 | So up until that point, you seldom had heard a discouraging word? | 1.4950 | 0.04925 | 202 | 126 | 52 | 24 |
94 | Let's just suppose she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. | 1.4950 | 0.04808 | 200 | 122 | 57 | 21 |
95 | I'm writing you a prescription for a banjo. That should cheer you up. | 1.4939 | 0.04327 | 247 | 151 | 70 | 26 |
96 | I am recommending a two-step program. | 1.4933 | 0.04802 | 225 | 144 | 51 | 30 |
97 | Ok, your wife left, and your dog died. You need a third thing for it to be a country song, Bob | 1.4928 | 0.04754 | 209 | 129 | 57 | 23 |
98 | This is not exactly what I meant when I said that you should reinvent yourself, Mrs. Himmelman. | 1.4928 | 0.04850 | 209 | 131 | 53 | 25 |
99 | So, it all started when your father named you Sue. | 1.4927 | 0.05016 | 205 | 131 | 47 | 27 |
100 | Let’s talk about your father, Sue | 1.4924 | 0.05221 | 197 | 128 | 41 | 28 |
101 | First, let’s address the achy, then we can explore the breaky. | 1.4915 | 0.04622 | 234 | 148 | 57 | 29 |
102 | Let's focus on the cattle you didn't lose. | 1.4907 | 0.05033 | 214 | 140 | 43 | 31 |
103 | I hear discouraging words all day long. | 1.4906 | 0.04751 | 212 | 132 | 56 | 24 |
104 | OK. So your Father named you Sue. | 1.4902 | 0.04889 | 204 | 128 | 52 | 24 |
105 | Therapy doesn't work well when seldom is heard a discouraging word. | 1.4899 | 0.05151 | 198 | 128 | 43 | 27 |
106 | Be honest. Was any time a good time for Lucille to have left you? | 1.4899 | 0.04512 | 247 | 157 | 59 | 31 |
107 | Maybe if you'd tune the damn thing you wouldn't be so lonesome all the time. | 1.4893 | 0.04556 | 233 | 146 | 60 | 27 |
108 | I have to tell you, Hank--Every week, it's the same sad song. | 1.4892 | 0.04544 | 231 | 144 | 61 | 26 |
109 | You realize my job is to listen to you and not sing-along. | 1.4888 | 0.04708 | 223 | 141 | 55 | 27 |
110 | And what was it like the first time you heard a discouraging word? | 1.4885 | 0.04849 | 217 | 139 | 50 | 28 |
111 | So tell me about the first time you heard a discouraging word. | 1.4883 | 0.04735 | 213 | 133 | 56 | 24 |
112 | Maybe you'd be happier outside of New York? | 1.4879 | 0.04932 | 207 | 132 | 49 | 26 |
113 | Nobody's looking to fence you in, Henry. | 1.4877 | 0.04755 | 203 | 125 | 57 | 21 |
114 | ...and yet, your mother did let you grow up to be a cowboy. Tell me about her. | 1.4866 | 0.04606 | 224 | 140 | 59 | 25 |
115 | Anything you sing in here will be kept completely confidential. | 1.4862 | 0.04562 | 218 | 134 | 62 | 22 |
116 | No, it's not paranoia. You really are terrible. | 1.4861 | 0.04777 | 216 | 137 | 53 | 26 |
117 | On that note, your time is up. | 1.4860 | 0.04718 | 214 | 134 | 56 | 24 |
118 | Perhaps it's time you heard a discouraging word. | 1.4856 | 0.04642 | 243 | 158 | 52 | 33 |
119 | Well, we each have to face the discouraging word, regardless how seldom. | 1.4848 | 0.04585 | 231 | 146 | 58 | 27 |
120 | Let's end this session on a high note. | 1.4846 | 0.04687 | 227 | 145 | 54 | 28 |
121 | So Sue, tell me about your relationship with your father. | 1.4844 | 0.04924 | 225 | 149 | 43 | 33 |
122 | And just when did the skies become cloudy all day? | 1.4843 | 0.04707 | 223 | 142 | 54 | 27 |
123 | I can’t cure your compulsive pun disorder if you insist on starting each session with “Home on Derange.” | 1.4842 | 0.04910 | 221 | 145 | 45 | 31 |
124 | I could cure you, but then your career would be over. | 1.4839 | 0.04760 | 217 | 138 | 53 | 26 |
125 | Having seldom heard discouraging words has set you up for disappointment, I’m afraid. | 1.4839 | 0.04669 | 217 | 136 | 57 | 24 |
126 | So, when did you first start feeling so lonesome you could die? | 1.4833 | 0.04496 | 240 | 152 | 60 | 28 |
127 | So, as I understand it, you are so lonesome you could cry. | 1.4833 | 0.04896 | 209 | 134 | 49 | 26 |
128 | No, I don’t want to fence you in, I just need to know where to send the bill. | 1.4824 | 0.04876 | 199 | 125 | 52 | 22 |
129 | Seldom I've heard such discouraging words." | 1.4820 | 0.04636 | 222 | 140 | 57 | 25 |
130 | I prefer cash. | 1.4820 | 0.04892 | 222 | 146 | 45 | 31 |
131 | You must understand, Tex, that sometimes the skies ARE cloudy all day . | 1.4818 | 0.04711 | 220 | 140 | 54 | 26 |
132 | Have you considered changing your name, Sue? | 1.4818 | 0.04755 | 220 | 141 | 52 | 27 |
133 | How did it make you feel when you heard those discouraging words? | 1.4815 | 0.04685 | 216 | 136 | 56 | 24 |
134 | Now what made you feel that Goldman Sachs was no longer the the place for you? | 1.4813 | 0.04855 | 214 | 138 | 49 | 27 |
135 | We'll just call you Oedipus Tex. | 1.4810 | 0.04783 | 210 | 133 | 53 | 24 |
136 | Just nod when it's my time to come in. | 1.4809 | 0.04684 | 235 | 153 | 51 | 31 |
137 | My question seems to have struck a chord. | 1.4809 | 0.04526 | 235 | 149 | 59 | 27 |
138 | So, you're hearing discouraging words and the skies are cloudy all day. | 1.4806 | 0.04901 | 206 | 132 | 49 | 25 |
139 | And do you think that there's a reason why all your Ex's are in Texas? | 1.4802 | 0.04560 | 227 | 143 | 59 | 25 |
140 | I feel like we ended on the wrong note last time. | 1.4802 | 0.04204 | 227 | 135 | 75 | 17 |
141 | So you say that you heard a discouraging word AND it was cloudy all day? | 1.4800 | 0.04458 | 225 | 139 | 64 | 22 |
142 | So your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy. Get over it. | 1.4798 | 0.04841 | 198 | 124 | 53 | 21 |
143 | I think we established some years ago that you're an old cowhand from the Rio Grande. The real breakthrough will come when you can admit that you never saw a cow, never roped a steer, that you are in fact a corporate lawyer at a large Midtown firm. | 1.4798 | 0.05199 | 198 | 131 | 39 | 28 |
144 | Let's start with your early years. What was it like for a boy named Sue? | 1.4793 | 0.04714 | 217 | 138 | 54 | 25 |
145 | How seldom were the discouraging words? | 1.4789 | 0.04871 | 213 | 138 | 48 | 27 |
146 | So, let's start with that: your name is Sue? | 1.4786 | 0.04581 | 234 | 150 | 56 | 28 |
147 | Happy trails to you. You're time's up. | 1.4786 | 0.04620 | 234 | 151 | 54 | 29 |
148 | I know you've seldom heard a discouraging word but that's why we're here. | 1.4785 | 0.04942 | 209 | 136 | 46 | 27 |
149 | Mama didn’t LET you grow up to be a cowboy, you have to take some responsibility as well. | 1.4783 | 0.04300 | 230 | 140 | 70 | 20 |
150 | This is just a phase. You really should re-think leaving your law firm. | 1.4779 | 0.04743 | 226 | 147 | 50 | 29 |
151 | Let's start with a two-step program. | 1.4778 | 0.05003 | 203 | 132 | 45 | 26 |
152 | You really think you can go through life expecting to seldom hear a discouraging word? | 1.4775 | 0.04765 | 222 | 144 | 50 | 28 |
153 | And when did these voices start their discouraging words? | 1.4775 | 0.04409 | 222 | 136 | 66 | 20 |
154 | Now, when you say, 'You're so lonesome you could die," what do you mean, exactly? | 1.4771 | 0.04607 | 218 | 137 | 58 | 23 |
155 | When did you first hear discouraging words? | 1.4771 | 0.04831 | 218 | 142 | 48 | 28 |
156 | And how would you define "a discouraging word"? | 1.4769 | 0.04895 | 195 | 123 | 51 | 21 |
157 | Well I agree with you. Discouraging words, even if seldomly heard, can still be hurtful. | 1.4769 | 0.04864 | 216 | 141 | 47 | 28 |
158 | But does the chord want to change? | 1.4760 | 0.04466 | 208 | 126 | 65 | 17 |
159 | I think the problem is that you’re right handed. | 1.4751 | 0.04694 | 221 | 142 | 53 | 26 |
160 | When she did not come around the mountain, how did that make you feel? | 1.4750 | 0.04494 | 240 | 154 | 58 | 28 |
161 | Now that we have got your guitar in tune, let's work on you. | 1.4748 | 0.04443 | 238 | 151 | 61 | 26 |
162 | When did you first suspect she would not be coming round the mountain? | 1.4744 | 0.04416 | 234 | 147 | 63 | 24 |
163 | Did you ever wonder WHY all your ex's live in Texas? | 1.4739 | 0.04430 | 230 | 144 | 63 | 23 |
164 | Now, play the first thing that comes to your mind... | 1.4732 | 0.04732 | 224 | 146 | 50 | 28 |
165 | Well, did you ever ASK the deer and the antelope to include you? | 1.4715 | 0.05145 | 193 | 127 | 41 | 25 |
166 | Yes, I'm afraid that IS a discouraging word. | 1.4714 | 0.04600 | 227 | 146 | 55 | 26 |
167 | And when did you start to hear these discouraging words? | 1.4709 | 0.05041 | 206 | 137 | 41 | 28 |
168 | I wish you had mentioned a year ago that 'Mama' is your guitar. | 1.4706 | 0.04934 | 204 | 133 | 46 | 25 |
169 | You seem a little flat this week. | 1.4703 | 0.04544 | 219 | 138 | 59 | 22 |
170 | I'm not going to be much help if you keep calling me 'stranger'. | 1.4697 | 0.04677 | 198 | 123 | 57 | 18 |
171 | It’s not you. ‘Wyoming’ is a difficult rhyme. | 1.4696 | 0.04471 | 230 | 146 | 60 | 24 |
172 | So, you feel fenced in. | 1.4689 | 0.04602 | 209 | 131 | 58 | 20 |
173 | And these “discouraging words” are more frequent now? | 1.4688 | 0.04731 | 224 | 147 | 49 | 28 |
174 | I agree, those words are discouraging. But take comfort in the fact that they are seldom heard. | 1.4688 | 0.04688 | 224 | 146 | 51 | 27 |
175 | How does it make you feel that you can’t play the guitar, you are a lawyer and you’ve never been west of the Hudson River? | 1.4685 | 0.04889 | 222 | 149 | 42 | 31 |
176 | And when do you remember first hearing a discouraging word? | 1.4683 | 0.04817 | 205 | 132 | 50 | 23 |
177 | Well Slim, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4680 | 0.04468 | 250 | 164 | 55 | 31 |
178 | And how frequent were these discouraging words? | 1.4676 | 0.04588 | 216 | 137 | 57 | 22 |
179 | I'm sorry but you're out of tune and we're out of time." | 1.4675 | 0.04414 | 231 | 146 | 62 | 23 |
180 | We all feel fenced in at times. | 1.4673 | 0.04667 | 214 | 137 | 54 | 23 |
181 | I think we have to consider this as an expression of hostility toward your Brooklyn roots, Moishe. | 1.4667 | 0.04797 | 225 | 150 | 45 | 30 |
182 | Perhaps it was seldom, but what discouraging words DID you hear? | 1.4661 | 0.04704 | 236 | 158 | 46 | 32 |
183 | So, you're so lonesome you could cry? | 1.4654 | 0.04572 | 217 | 138 | 57 | 22 |
184 | I'm sorry, but no amount of therapy can make you talented. | 1.4653 | 0.04498 | 245 | 161 | 54 | 30 |
185 | Even if it is seldom, how does that discouraging word make you feel? | 1.4650 | 0.04526 | 243 | 160 | 53 | 30 |
186 | So far, I have that your Mama don’t dance and your Daddy don’t rock and roll | 1.4641 | 0.04600 | 209 | 132 | 57 | 20 |
187 | I’m prescribing happy trails, until we meet again. | 1.4640 | 0.04497 | 222 | 141 | 59 | 22 |
188 | I'm sure the deer and the antelope didn't mean to exclude you. | 1.4636 | 0.04706 | 220 | 144 | 50 | 26 |
189 | Tell me more about your years at Juilliard. | 1.4635 | 0.04551 | 233 | 152 | 54 | 27 |
190 | What was the discouraging word? | 1.4634 | 0.04766 | 205 | 132 | 51 | 22 |
191 | I get it. You're lonesome. | 1.4633 | 0.04219 | 218 | 132 | 71 | 15 |
192 | Lucky for you I'm a leading practitioner of Western Psychology. | 1.4631 | 0.04850 | 203 | 132 | 48 | 23 |
193 | And when you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die ... how did that make you feel? | 1.4626 | 0.04712 | 214 | 139 | 51 | 24 |
194 | Now, I don't want you to think of these as discouraging words... | 1.4623 | 0.04649 | 212 | 136 | 54 | 22 |
195 | How about 'If You've Got the Money I've Got the Time'? | 1.4619 | 0.04778 | 210 | 137 | 49 | 24 |
196 | You know the rules - we end on the hour, not when the song is over. | 1.4619 | 0.04467 | 236 | 153 | 57 | 26 |
197 | When did you first start hearing the discouraging words? | 1.4615 | 0.04690 | 221 | 145 | 50 | 26 |
198 | Aha, it sounds like we've finally managed to strike a chord. | 1.4612 | 0.04312 | 232 | 146 | 65 | 21 |
199 | I'm sensing some discord. | 1.4612 | 0.04398 | 232 | 148 | 61 | 23 |
200 | How frequently would you say you heard these discouraging words? | 1.4612 | 0.04540 | 219 | 140 | 57 | 22 |
201 | Well, even cowboys get the blues. | 1.4609 | 0.04487 | 243 | 160 | 54 | 29 |
202 | No, I don’t have a request. | 1.4608 | 0.04617 | 217 | 140 | 54 | 23 |
203 | Can we mosey back to your fear of intimacy? | 1.4605 | 0.04359 | 215 | 133 | 65 | 17 |
204 | And when did you start hearing these discouraging words? | 1.4604 | 0.05017 | 202 | 135 | 41 | 26 |
205 | I'm taking you off loco weed. | 1.4596 | 0.04781 | 198 | 127 | 51 | 20 |
206 | I'm prescribing a benzodiazepine and a tuning fork. | 1.4592 | 0.04549 | 233 | 153 | 53 | 27 |
207 | Just because your Mama let you grow up to be one, it's still your choice. | 1.4591 | 0.04615 | 220 | 143 | 53 | 24 |
208 | When did you start fretting? | 1.4589 | 0.05019 | 207 | 140 | 39 | 28 |
209 | I can't help you unless you accept the fact that it's "deer and antelope," not "beer and cantaloupe." | 1.4589 | 0.04876 | 207 | 137 | 45 | 25 |
210 | You say seldom. At what age do you recall having heard a discouraging word? | 1.4585 | 0.04649 | 229 | 152 | 49 | 28 |
211 | Please don't use that tone with me. | 1.4582 | 0.04231 | 251 | 161 | 65 | 25 |
212 | How often were you exposed to discouraging words? | 1.4581 | 0.04289 | 227 | 142 | 66 | 19 |
213 | Have you considered changing your tune? | 1.4580 | 0.04191 | 238 | 149 | 69 | 20 |
214 | First of all, that’s not a banjo on your knee. | 1.4579 | 0.04471 | 214 | 135 | 60 | 19 |
215 | So mama let you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.4579 | 0.04710 | 214 | 140 | 50 | 24 |
216 | 'You just don't have the range anymore. | 1.4578 | 0.04626 | 225 | 148 | 51 | 26 |
217 | Think of a time when you did feel at home on the range. | 1.4574 | 0.04525 | 223 | 144 | 56 | 23 |
218 | And how long have you been hearing discouraging words? | 1.4569 | 0.04563 | 232 | 153 | 52 | 27 |
219 | Can you tell me when the trails first stopped being happy? | 1.4567 | 0.04157 | 254 | 162 | 68 | 24 |
220 | That is still a discouraging word, even if you put it to music | 1.4564 | 0.04995 | 195 | 129 | 43 | 23 |
221 | The solution to your problem is simple: you're right-handed. | 1.4564 | 0.05100 | 195 | 131 | 39 | 25 |
222 | I’m pleased to see that you’re not fretting as much as you used to. | 1.4560 | 0.04925 | 193 | 126 | 46 | 21 |
223 | Why do you feel that I'm fencing you in? | 1.4559 | 0.04729 | 204 | 132 | 51 | 21 |
224 | And how long have you been feeling so lonesome you could cry? | 1.4558 | 0.04357 | 215 | 134 | 64 | 17 |
225 | And you heard this discouraging word often? | 1.4556 | 0.04527 | 248 | 167 | 49 | 32 |
226 | So you say this all started when you heard a discouraging word? | 1.4545 | 0.04887 | 209 | 140 | 43 | 26 |
227 | Do you want to start with the wife or the horse? | 1.4545 | 0.04887 | 209 | 140 | 43 | 26 |
228 | It's good we're ending this session on a high note. | 1.4542 | 0.04248 | 240 | 153 | 65 | 22 |
229 | It is my professional opinion that you've got a classic case of the Willies. | 1.4541 | 0.04647 | 229 | 153 | 48 | 28 |
230 | Hold that note. We will pick it up from here again next week. | 1.4541 | 0.04363 | 218 | 137 | 63 | 18 |
231 | So, did you hold them or fold them? | 1.4541 | 0.04704 | 196 | 125 | 53 | 18 |
232 | If you want my advice, you are going to have to change your tune | 1.4538 | 0.04215 | 249 | 160 | 65 | 24 |
233 | I'm changing your prescription to a xylophone. | 1.4537 | 0.04488 | 216 | 138 | 58 | 20 |
234 | Well, how do you think that makes the horse feel? | 1.4537 | 0.04440 | 216 | 137 | 60 | 19 |
235 | If you’re that lonesome, maybe you should cry. | 1.4536 | 0.05013 | 194 | 129 | 42 | 23 |
236 | And how did this discouraging word make you feel? | 1.4536 | 0.05180 | 183 | 122 | 39 | 22 |
237 | So, who am I speaking with today? | 1.4533 | 0.04581 | 225 | 148 | 52 | 25 |
238 | enough with the discouraging words | 1.4533 | 0.04268 | 214 | 132 | 67 | 15 |
239 | So when you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, how did that make you feel? | 1.4533 | 0.04566 | 214 | 138 | 55 | 21 |
240 | She done you wrong...can you elaborate on that? | 1.4530 | 0.04325 | 234 | 150 | 62 | 22 |
241 | I can't help you. You need to see a music teacher. | 1.4529 | 0.04611 | 223 | 147 | 51 | 25 |
242 | It's an impossible conflict. You want the little dogies to git along, but once they git along, you feel abandoned. | 1.4528 | 0.04398 | 212 | 133 | 62 | 17 |
243 | But is never hearing a discouraging word a reasonable expectation? | 1.4515 | 0.04793 | 206 | 136 | 47 | 23 |
244 | Just when did you start feeling so lonesome you could cry? | 1.4510 | 0.04675 | 204 | 132 | 52 | 20 |
245 | Tell me more about your cheatin' heart. | 1.4509 | 0.04417 | 224 | 144 | 59 | 21 |
246 | Is that "Home on Deranged"? | 1.4508 | 0.04354 | 244 | 160 | 58 | 26 |
247 | You clearly fret too much. | 1.4506 | 0.04626 | 233 | 157 | 47 | 29 |
248 | Waylon? Am I still speaking with Mr. Jennings, or am I speaking to Mr. Cash again? | 1.4506 | 0.04422 | 233 | 152 | 57 | 24 |
249 | So, do you want to be happier, or write better songs? | 1.4505 | 0.04536 | 222 | 145 | 54 | 23 |
250 | Why do YOU think the deer and antelope wouldn't play with you? | 1.4502 | 0.04513 | 211 | 135 | 57 | 19 |
251 | We would get a lot more done if you stopped repeating the chorus. | 1.4502 | 0.04491 | 231 | 152 | 54 | 25 |
252 | Let's think positively. Your wife took the truck and dog yet left the guitar. | 1.4500 | 0.04689 | 200 | 129 | 52 | 19 |
253 | So, you rode through the whole desert together, and the horse still wouldn’t tell you it’s name? | 1.4500 | 0.05149 | 200 | 138 | 34 | 28 |
254 | And on that note,we are all out of time! | 1.4500 | 0.04380 | 220 | 140 | 61 | 19 |
255 | Have you considered spending less time on the range? | 1.4498 | 0.04303 | 229 | 146 | 63 | 20 |
256 | And what was the discouraging word? | 1.4495 | 0.04456 | 218 | 140 | 58 | 20 |
257 | Okay, so you were walking down the streets of Laredo. Then what? | 1.4493 | 0.04625 | 207 | 134 | 53 | 20 |
258 | I can't help but think you're not telling me everything. Is there another verse? | 1.4491 | 0.04389 | 216 | 137 | 61 | 18 |
259 | I think we should focus on WHY your wife left you, your dog died, and your truck broke down. | 1.4486 | 0.04706 | 214 | 142 | 48 | 24 |
260 | Either your mother, your dog or your pick-up truck. It can't be all three. | 1.4484 | 0.04520 | 223 | 146 | 54 | 23 |
261 | And when did you first hear these discouraging words? | 1.4475 | 0.04488 | 219 | 142 | 56 | 21 |
262 | You've been expecting her to be coming' round the mountain for how many years? | 1.4475 | 0.04534 | 219 | 143 | 54 | 22 |
263 | Let's go back to that part about your Dad naming you Sue. | 1.4474 | 0.04533 | 228 | 151 | 52 | 25 |
264 | When did you start feeling so lonesome you could cry? | 1.4472 | 0.04540 | 199 | 126 | 57 | 16 |
265 | Your progress over our 25 years together has reached a milestone. I think you're ready to add lyrics. | 1.4472 | 0.04758 | 199 | 130 | 49 | 20 |
266 | How seldom. | 1.4465 | 0.04780 | 215 | 145 | 44 | 26 |
267 | Well, it's high noon. Why don't we pick this up next week. | 1.4465 | 0.04547 | 215 | 140 | 54 | 21 |
268 | When we left off last week, you’d just gunned down your mother on the streets of Laredo. | 1.4464 | 0.04636 | 224 | 150 | 48 | 26 |
269 | And did the deer and antelope ever ask you to play? | 1.4464 | 0.04543 | 233 | 156 | 50 | 27 |
270 | How did it make you feel when the doggies refused to git along? | 1.4456 | 0.04919 | 193 | 128 | 44 | 21 |
271 | So, how often do you hear these discouraging words? | 1.4456 | 0.04808 | 193 | 126 | 48 | 19 |
272 | It's good that you did not shoot the deputy, but I have to report that you shot the sheriff. | 1.4455 | 0.04510 | 211 | 136 | 56 | 19 |
273 | Your hour is yippee-ti-yi-up. | 1.4453 | 0.04388 | 247 | 165 | 54 | 28 |
274 | I'll see you again next week at high noon. | 1.4450 | 0.04901 | 191 | 126 | 45 | 20 |
275 | Frankly, at $300 a session, your problems are music to my ears. | 1.4444 | 0.04821 | 207 | 139 | 44 | 24 |
276 | On a scale of A-G#, how do you feel? | 1.4444 | 0.04827 | 198 | 131 | 46 | 21 |
277 | So Eric, you shot the sheriff . What was it that caused you not to shoot the deputy? | 1.4440 | 0.04271 | 241 | 157 | 61 | 23 |
278 | Now, Jed, do you honestly believe that there's nothing sexual about, "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes, when she comes"? | 1.4440 | 0.04597 | 232 | 157 | 47 | 28 |
279 | I can't fix your pickup unless your pickup wants to be fixed. | 1.4439 | 0.04609 | 214 | 141 | 51 | 22 |
280 | As your therapist, I'm glad you have found a hobby that allows you to express yourself. As a music lover, I'd like you to stop. | 1.4439 | 0.04756 | 205 | 136 | 47 | 22 |
281 | It sounds like clinical depression, but I'll need you to sing through the bridge again to be sure. | 1.4435 | 0.04460 | 230 | 152 | 54 | 24 |
282 | We"ll get nowhere if you keep tuning me out. | 1.4434 | 0.04393 | 212 | 135 | 60 | 17 |
283 | And when you learned that 'Don't Fence Me In' was written by Cole Porter, how did that make you feel? | 1.4433 | 0.04790 | 203 | 135 | 46 | 22 |
284 | Stop! Tell me more about this man you shot in Reno. | 1.4429 | 0.04668 | 219 | 147 | 47 | 25 |
285 | How did you feel when the deer and antelope played without you? | 1.4429 | 0.04524 | 210 | 136 | 55 | 19 |
286 | Thanks for the song. I think I know why you’re lonesome. | 1.4428 | 0.04977 | 201 | 137 | 39 | 25 |
287 | As I said last week, no boots on the couch. | 1.4428 | 0.04773 | 201 | 133 | 47 | 21 |
288 | Our time is up, but I'll allow a short encore. | 1.4425 | 0.04339 | 226 | 146 | 60 | 20 |
289 | Where would you like to start today? Whiskey, women, or little dogies? | 1.4423 | 0.04554 | 208 | 135 | 54 | 19 |
290 | There are cheaper ways to find an audience, Jim. | 1.4422 | 0.04912 | 199 | 134 | 42 | 23 |
291 | Discouraging words and cloudy skies are part of life. | 1.4420 | 0.04274 | 224 | 143 | 63 | 18 |
292 | When did you first notice that the trails actually weren't happy? | 1.4419 | 0.04686 | 215 | 144 | 47 | 24 |
293 | Sounds like a discouraging word to me. | 1.4419 | 0.04545 | 215 | 141 | 53 | 21 |
294 | You know I can’t share what your horse told me. We have privacy laws. | 1.4417 | 0.04688 | 206 | 136 | 49 | 21 |
295 | You really need to add lyrics if we're going to make any progress. | 1.4416 | 0.04680 | 197 | 128 | 51 | 18 |
296 | We’ve been over this. You can’t keep pulling the same string and expecting a different note. | 1.4416 | 0.04445 | 231 | 153 | 54 | 24 |
297 | So, on a scale from C minor to F sharp, how would you rate your blues today? | 1.4414 | 0.04301 | 222 | 142 | 62 | 18 |
298 | But why did the horse have no name? | 1.4413 | 0.04671 | 213 | 142 | 48 | 23 |
299 | Clinically, it's referred to as a "foggy mountain breakdown". | 1.4413 | 0.04671 | 213 | 142 | 48 | 23 |
300 | We'll circle back to the dog. But for now let's focus on the truck. | 1.4410 | 0.04298 | 229 | 148 | 61 | 20 |
301 | Except me—I know the troubles you’ve seen. | 1.4410 | 0.04162 | 229 | 145 | 67 | 17 |
302 | Tell me what your woman gone done to you. | 1.4410 | 0.04208 | 229 | 146 | 65 | 18 |
303 | What do YOU think the deer and the antelope were doing? | 1.4410 | 0.04714 | 195 | 127 | 50 | 18 |
304 | It’s perfectly normal to not like country music. | 1.4409 | 0.04515 | 220 | 145 | 53 | 22 |
305 | Seldom hearing a discouraging word is not always a healthy thing. | 1.4409 | 0.04651 | 220 | 148 | 47 | 25 |
306 | And why does the possibility that 'she'll be riding six white horses when she comes' cause you anxiety? | 1.4408 | 0.04557 | 211 | 138 | 53 | 20 |
307 | I think it’s clear. Your woman just done you wrong. | 1.4405 | 0.04458 | 227 | 150 | 54 | 23 |
308 | You seem a little high-strung. | 1.4400 | 0.04442 | 225 | 148 | 55 | 22 |
309 | If you truly want closure on Clementine's death, I suggest you add a verse about how you're now sleeping with her sister. | 1.4398 | 0.04622 | 216 | 144 | 49 | 23 |
310 | How long has it been since you felt at home on the range? | 1.4398 | 0.04760 | 216 | 147 | 43 | 26 |
311 | It's not your fault you were born and raised in Connecticut. | 1.4396 | 0.04358 | 207 | 131 | 61 | 15 |
312 | Mom was right. We sure are different for identical twins. | 1.4395 | 0.04691 | 223 | 152 | 44 | 27 |
313 | Now I'm depressed. | 1.4393 | 0.04294 | 239 | 157 | 59 | 23 |
314 | Oh, let me guess: she done you wrong? | 1.4390 | 0.04652 | 205 | 135 | 50 | 20 |
315 | I'm referring you to one of my pardners. | 1.4390 | 0.04853 | 205 | 139 | 42 | 24 |
316 | Have you had any stable relationships? | 1.4389 | 0.04407 | 221 | 144 | 57 | 20 |
317 | I'm concerned that you never really allowed yourself to git along. | 1.4387 | 0.04589 | 212 | 140 | 51 | 21 |
318 | The truth is you're really not at home on the range. | 1.4381 | 0.04571 | 210 | 138 | 52 | 20 |
319 | If you play it one more time, you'll hear a discouraging word. | 1.4369 | 0.04483 | 222 | 147 | 53 | 22 |
320 | I believe when we left off you were out in the west Texas town of El Paso." | 1.4369 | 0.04425 | 206 | 132 | 58 | 16 |
321 | If you're that lonesome, go ahead and cry. | 1.4368 | 0.04915 | 190 | 127 | 43 | 20 |
322 | So do you want me to cure your blues or bring them back? | 1.4368 | 0.04971 | 190 | 128 | 41 | 21 |
323 | I don't know what rhymes with schizophrenia. | 1.4367 | 0.04470 | 229 | 153 | 52 | 24 |
324 | And yet you've said you never heard a discouraging word! | 1.4364 | 0.04228 | 220 | 140 | 64 | 16 |
325 | Sure, we'll call it the Wild Upper West if you'd prefer. | 1.4364 | 0.04466 | 220 | 145 | 54 | 21 |
326 | About this discouraging word, just how seldom was it heard? | 1.4360 | 0.04795 | 211 | 144 | 42 | 25 |
327 | So when a discouraging word IS heard, how does that make you feel? | 1.4360 | 0.04748 | 211 | 143 | 44 | 24 |
328 | It is NOT YOU, sometimes deer and antelope fight, and sometimes it's even cloudy during the day | 1.4360 | 0.04700 | 211 | 142 | 46 | 23 |
329 | Is it possible that Clementine expressed her ambivalence toward you by continuing to live with her father? | 1.4358 | 0.04254 | 218 | 139 | 63 | 16 |
330 | Something tells me you don't know when to fold 'em. | 1.4358 | 0.04542 | 218 | 145 | 51 | 22 |
331 | We'll pick up next week with the hankerin'. | 1.4358 | 0.04495 | 218 | 144 | 53 | 21 |
332 | And does that make you feel good, bad, or ugly? | 1.4358 | 0.04725 | 218 | 149 | 43 | 26 |
333 | So, you finally heard a discouraging word. | 1.4356 | 0.04699 | 202 | 134 | 48 | 20 |
334 | You do know that this isn't the West. It's just the Upper West Side. | 1.4356 | 0.04303 | 225 | 146 | 60 | 19 |
335 | I’d like to hear more about those discouraging words you think you heard. | 1.4353 | 0.04592 | 232 | 159 | 45 | 28 |
336 | Really? You seldom heard a 'discouraging' word? | 1.4348 | 0.05031 | 184 | 124 | 40 | 20 |
337 | Ok, you are out on the streets of Laredo, you've spied a young cowboy, go on. | 1.4344 | 0.03938 | 244 | 154 | 74 | 16 |
338 | My wife got the horse. | 1.4344 | 0.04632 | 221 | 150 | 46 | 25 |
339 | So you never really felt at home on the range? | 1.4343 | 0.04316 | 198 | 124 | 62 | 12 |
340 | Willie Nelson or Patsy Cline Crazy? | 1.4343 | 0.05029 | 198 | 137 | 36 | 25 |
341 | Are you still hearing discouraging words? | 1.4340 | 0.04335 | 212 | 136 | 60 | 16 |
342 | Now I know why you're a lonesome cowboy. | 1.4340 | 0.04437 | 212 | 138 | 56 | 18 |
343 | Tell me more about your frets | 1.4335 | 0.04629 | 203 | 134 | 50 | 19 |
344 | Can you accept yourself as a non-rhinestone cowboy? | 1.4330 | 0.04361 | 224 | 147 | 57 | 20 |
345 | I understand your passion for your guitar, but you do realize there are strings attached? | 1.4330 | 0.04669 | 194 | 127 | 50 | 17 |
346 | First, the key must want to change. | 1.4326 | 0.04680 | 215 | 146 | 45 | 24 |
347 | As it turns out, you're okay. It's your guitar that's out of tune. | 1.4322 | 0.04585 | 199 | 130 | 52 | 17 |
348 | You seldom have heard a discouraging word? Why are you even here? | 1.4322 | 0.05008 | 199 | 138 | 36 | 25 |
349 | Can you embrace that you're also a little bit rock and roll? | 1.4321 | 0.04198 | 243 | 160 | 61 | 22 |
350 | Of course, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4319 | 0.04471 | 213 | 140 | 54 | 19 |
351 | Would you say these discouraging words came more from your mother or father? | 1.4317 | 0.04496 | 227 | 153 | 50 | 24 |
352 | Would you feel more confortable opening up if we had a campfire? | 1.4315 | 0.04504 | 197 | 127 | 55 | 15 |
353 | I think you should enroll in a good two step program. | 1.4313 | 0.04600 | 211 | 141 | 49 | 21 |
354 | It's not your fault your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.4307 | 0.04643 | 202 | 134 | 49 | 19 |
355 | So let me see if I have this correct. You live in New York City, you don't own a pickup truck, your wife hasn't left you, and you really don't like county music. | 1.4306 | 0.04581 | 209 | 139 | 50 | 20 |
356 | We generally call it a relapse, Roy, but Back in the Saddle Again works, too. | 1.4304 | 0.04409 | 230 | 154 | 53 | 23 |
357 | Let's see if I understand: The skies are cloudy all day, and you frequently hear discouraging words? | 1.4303 | 0.04184 | 244 | 161 | 61 | 22 |
358 | ... and just how often have you been hearing these discouraging words? | 1.4299 | 0.04405 | 214 | 140 | 56 | 18 |
359 | Well on that note, our time’s up | 1.4299 | 0.04455 | 214 | 141 | 54 | 19 |
360 | You know, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4299 | 0.04401 | 221 | 146 | 55 | 20 |
361 | Do you think that your expectation to never hear a discouraging word might have been unrealistic? | 1.4293 | 0.04696 | 205 | 138 | 46 | 21 |
362 | I wouldn't worry about it, Tex. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4292 | 0.04534 | 212 | 141 | 51 | 20 |
363 | We'll get you back in the saddle." | 1.4292 | 0.04332 | 212 | 137 | 59 | 16 |
364 | So we've established you're lonesome. | 1.4292 | 0.04382 | 219 | 144 | 56 | 19 |
365 | Have you tried whiskey and women instead? | 1.4292 | 0.04145 | 226 | 145 | 65 | 16 |
366 | I'm sorry about your dog, your mother, and your lover, but boots off the couch. | 1.4292 | 0.04552 | 226 | 154 | 47 | 25 |
367 | No, nothing rhymes with existential dread | 1.4292 | 0.04595 | 226 | 155 | 45 | 26 |
368 | Ok from the top, but make it less full of self-loathing | 1.4286 | 0.04599 | 217 | 147 | 47 | 23 |
369 | Perhaps you need a relationship with no strings attached. | 1.4279 | 0.04339 | 215 | 140 | 58 | 17 |
370 | And the Dale Evans dreams... have they stopped? | 1.4279 | 0.04335 | 208 | 134 | 59 | 15 |
371 | Now, tell me, when did you hear a discouraging word? | 1.4274 | 0.04517 | 234 | 161 | 46 | 27 |
372 | Tell me about Susanna. | 1.4272 | 0.04517 | 213 | 142 | 51 | 20 |
373 | How seldom do you hear this discouraging word? | 1.4272 | 0.04778 | 206 | 141 | 42 | 23 |
374 | You keep making this about the cattle. I'm interested in what drives you. | 1.4272 | 0.04678 | 206 | 139 | 46 | 21 |
375 | That may be true on the range, but in this room we do hear a discouraging word. | 1.4271 | 0.04926 | 192 | 131 | 40 | 21 |
376 | You're fretting too much. | 1.4271 | 0.05035 | 192 | 133 | 36 | 23 |
377 | Yeah, so that’s not what I meant when I said I take ‘cash’ for payment. | 1.4267 | 0.04651 | 225 | 156 | 42 | 27 |
378 | You say you seldom have heard an encouraging word? | 1.4266 | 0.04394 | 218 | 144 | 55 | 19 |
379 | So, you heard a discouraging word...then what happened? | 1.4266 | 0.04674 | 218 | 150 | 43 | 25 |
380 | And when these buffalo roam... is your father with them? | 1.4266 | 0.04536 | 218 | 147 | 49 | 22 |
381 | Let’s end on a positive note. | 1.4265 | 0.04497 | 211 | 140 | 52 | 19 |
382 | Time to mosey on home partner | 1.4265 | 0.04497 | 211 | 140 | 52 | 19 |
383 | And how do you feel when you hear a discouraging word? | 1.4259 | 0.04373 | 216 | 142 | 56 | 18 |
384 | I understand, but discouraging words are actually encouraged here. | 1.4258 | 0.04628 | 209 | 141 | 47 | 21 |
385 | Could you say more about this ‘burning ring of fire’ ? | 1.4257 | 0.04847 | 202 | 139 | 40 | 23 |
386 | OK, your dog died, the truck won't start and your woman left you. We covered that last time. What else is bothering you? | 1.4257 | 0.04199 | 249 | 167 | 58 | 24 |
387 | I think you need to change your tune. | 1.4254 | 0.04345 | 228 | 152 | 55 | 21 |
388 | So your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. | 1.4253 | 0.04255 | 221 | 144 | 60 | 17 |
389 | Yes, we’ve discussed her cheatin’ heart before. | 1.4253 | 0.04303 | 221 | 145 | 58 | 18 |
390 | Would you prefer she call you a cow-man? | 1.4252 | 0.04596 | 214 | 145 | 47 | 22 |
391 | So what do you think prompted Lucille to leave when she did? | 1.4250 | 0.04230 | 240 | 160 | 58 | 22 |
392 | And how long have you been out of tune. | 1.4250 | 0.04395 | 200 | 129 | 57 | 14 |
393 | So you’re saying she done left you. | 1.4245 | 0.04379 | 212 | 139 | 56 | 17 |
394 | Why Do you suppose your mother did not want you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.4245 | 0.04276 | 212 | 137 | 60 | 15 |
395 | And these little doggies, did they finally get along? | 1.4244 | 0.04589 | 205 | 137 | 49 | 19 |
396 | You say your wife ran off with your best friend? And you really miss him? | 1.4242 | 0.04348 | 231 | 155 | 54 | 22 |
397 | So when you realized the deer and the antelope DIDN'T play, how did that make you feel? | 1.4242 | 0.04760 | 198 | 134 | 44 | 20 |
398 | Tell me more about why you are no longer allowed at campfires... | 1.4242 | 0.04304 | 231 | 154 | 56 | 21 |
399 | You clearly don't have the blues. | 1.4241 | 0.04214 | 224 | 146 | 61 | 17 |
400 | It's still a discouraging word, even if you sing it. | 1.4240 | 0.04406 | 217 | 144 | 54 | 19 |
401 | Your guitar is also strung too tight. | 1.4240 | 0.04406 | 217 | 144 | 54 | 19 |
402 | So, if I hear you right, you are feeling fenced in? | 1.4239 | 0.04027 | 243 | 158 | 67 | 18 |
403 | How long have you been fretting? | 1.4238 | 0.04560 | 210 | 141 | 49 | 20 |
404 | Please, go on about Clementine... | 1.4238 | 0.04756 | 210 | 145 | 41 | 24 |
405 | To paraphrase Freud: sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4238 | 0.04459 | 210 | 139 | 53 | 18 |
406 | Actually, I've heard discouraging words on a continuous basis. | 1.4237 | 0.04281 | 236 | 158 | 56 | 22 |
407 | How did that make you feel when the deer and antelope refused to play? | 1.4234 | 0.04519 | 222 | 151 | 48 | 23 |
408 | So it was FREQUENTLY that you heard discouraging words? | 1.4233 | 0.04866 | 189 | 128 | 42 | 19 |
409 | You're feeling stereotyped? Tell me about it. | 1.4227 | 0.04603 | 194 | 128 | 50 | 16 |
410 | So why do you feel so lonesome you could cry? | 1.4226 | 0.04404 | 239 | 164 | 49 | 26 |
411 | That's not exactly how your horse saw it. | 1.4224 | 0.04376 | 232 | 157 | 52 | 23 |
412 | Do you know “Don’t worry, be happy “? | 1.4223 | 0.04305 | 206 | 133 | 59 | 14 |
413 | Considering you're a rabbi from New York, the whole package is actually pretty impressive. | 1.4221 | 0.04577 | 199 | 132 | 50 | 17 |
414 | Let's pick it up from where your wife had driven off with your best friend in your new pickup. | 1.4220 | 0.04579 | 218 | 149 | 46 | 23 |
415 | But in your case, mama did let her baby grow up to be a cowboy, didn't she? | 1.4219 | 0.04922 | 192 | 132 | 39 | 21 |
416 | "If you have 'spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle' you've probably ruined my couch." | 1.4215 | 0.04635 | 223 | 155 | 42 | 26 |
417 | I think you are in denial Bill, sometimes the sky’s ARE cloudy all day | 1.4215 | 0.04320 | 223 | 148 | 56 | 19 |
418 | He was a dog; he died; get over it! | 1.4213 | 0.04334 | 235 | 159 | 53 | 23 |
419 | So, what you're saying is you're so lonesome you could cry." | 1.4211 | 0.04673 | 209 | 143 | 44 | 22 |
420 | You really changed your tune this session. | 1.4208 | 0.04153 | 221 | 143 | 63 | 15 |
421 | In clinical terms, we call that a hurtin’ song. | 1.4206 | 0.04121 | 252 | 169 | 60 | 23 |
422 | We're short on time, why don't you go right to the part where she took the kids and made off with your car. | 1.4204 | 0.04369 | 226 | 152 | 53 | 21 |
423 | Well, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. | 1.4202 | 0.04582 | 188 | 123 | 51 | 14 |
424 | We’ll get you feeling better in no time. This isn’t my first rodeo. | 1.4201 | 0.04516 | 219 | 149 | 48 | 22 |
425 | You know that God, patriotism, beer, heartbreak, trucks, open plains, divorce, loner status, a good dog, a ball-breaking trading deficit with China, and the looming disaster global warming need not be all in one song. | 1.4200 | 0.04930 | 200 | 140 | 36 | 24 |
426 | If you're tired of living in isolation you'll have to risk hearing some discouraging words. | 1.4199 | 0.04344 | 231 | 156 | 53 | 22 |
427 | Can we go back to that second verse - the one where you kill your wife? We may be onto something there. | 1.4198 | 0.04526 | 212 | 143 | 49 | 20 |
428 | So, she never did come 'round the mountain? | 1.4195 | 0.04480 | 205 | 136 | 52 | 17 |
429 | You seem a bit tightly-strung. | 1.4192 | 0.04809 | 198 | 136 | 41 | 21 |
430 | I just heard a discouraging word. | 1.4190 | 0.04352 | 210 | 138 | 56 | 16 |
431 | Let me guess. You're lonesome? | 1.4188 | 0.04039 | 234 | 152 | 66 | 16 |
432 | Tell me more about your truck, your dog, and your no-good low-down cheatin' wife | 1.4187 | 0.04617 | 203 | 137 | 47 | 19 |
433 | I'm dreadful sorry about your Clementine. | 1.4184 | 0.04735 | 196 | 133 | 44 | 19 |
434 | So how long after you started to play did your horse leave you? | 1.4182 | 0.04359 | 220 | 147 | 54 | 19 |
435 | So, why do you think the doggies stopped getting along? | 1.4179 | 0.04807 | 201 | 139 | 40 | 22 |
436 | I beg to differ. You'd be surprised how many people with faithful spouses, healthy dogs, low blood alcohol and no prison record go on to live perfectly productive lives. | 1.4179 | 0.04486 | 201 | 133 | 52 | 16 |
437 | I know they were seldom, but how did these discouraging words make you feel? | 1.4179 | 0.04755 | 201 | 138 | 42 | 21 |
438 | Have you tried just talking to her? | 1.4178 | 0.04410 | 213 | 142 | 53 | 18 |
439 | Are you hearing discouraging words? | 1.4178 | 0.04335 | 225 | 151 | 54 | 20 |
440 | I’ll have to charge you by the ballad. | 1.4178 | 0.04289 | 225 | 150 | 56 | 19 |
441 | Thank you for leaving your horse in the waiting room this time. | 1.4177 | 0.04092 | 237 | 156 | 63 | 18 |
442 | Okay, your hour is up. Next week we'll work on the chorus. | 1.4174 | 0.04386 | 218 | 146 | 53 | 19 |
443 | Maybe a discouraging word is seldom heard because you don't want to hear it. | 1.4174 | 0.04386 | 218 | 146 | 53 | 19 |
444 | And when you heard a discouraging word, did the Wellbutrin help? | 1.4174 | 0.04442 | 230 | 158 | 48 | 24 |
445 | When did you and your dogies stop gitting along? | 1.4171 | 0.04682 | 199 | 135 | 45 | 19 |
446 | I don't care that the song is dedicated to me, you still owe me $350. | 1.4170 | 0.04316 | 223 | 149 | 55 | 19 |
447 | Perhaps you are a bit high strung. | 1.4170 | 0.04409 | 223 | 151 | 51 | 21 |
448 | Let's talk about all the girls you've loved before. | 1.4170 | 0.04288 | 235 | 159 | 54 | 22 |
449 | Thinking back, is ‘just to watch him die’ the only reason? | 1.4167 | 0.04754 | 204 | 141 | 41 | 22 |
450 | Couples' counseling might be the ticket, Tex. Next time, bring the horse. | 1.4167 | 0.04427 | 228 | 156 | 49 | 23 |
451 | The anwer my friend is blowing in the wind. . .our time is up. | 1.4167 | 0.04652 | 216 | 150 | 42 | 24 |
452 | And how do the discouraging words you’ve been hearing make you feel? | 1.4163 | 0.04528 | 221 | 152 | 46 | 23 |
453 | I think shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die may stem from your dad naming you Sue. | 1.4163 | 0.04483 | 221 | 151 | 48 | 22 |
454 | Let’s talk about why you changed to a minor key as soon as I mentioned your mother. | 1.4163 | 0.04257 | 209 | 136 | 59 | 14 |
455 | Have you considered that maybe you aren't good, bad or ugly? | 1.4160 | 0.04249 | 238 | 161 | 55 | 22 |
456 | Oh well, don't fret. | 1.4160 | 0.04078 | 238 | 157 | 63 | 18 |
457 | It seems you have some unresolved issues with Clementine. | 1.4159 | 0.04228 | 226 | 150 | 58 | 18 |
458 | So how did you feel when you heard a discouraging word? | 1.4159 | 0.04455 | 226 | 155 | 48 | 23 |
459 | How did it make you feel to hear those discouraging words? | 1.4159 | 0.04274 | 226 | 151 | 56 | 19 |
460 | Your mother is not the problem. It’s the horse. | 1.4156 | 0.04384 | 231 | 158 | 50 | 23 |
461 | a LOT of people are so lonesome they could cry... | 1.4155 | 0.04558 | 219 | 151 | 45 | 23 |
462 | And how do you feel about discouraging words? | 1.4155 | 0.04601 | 207 | 141 | 46 | 20 |
463 | And when the little doggies do git along, how does that make you feel? | 1.4155 | 0.04550 | 207 | 140 | 48 | 19 |
464 | What kind of "discouraging words"? | 1.4152 | 0.04347 | 224 | 151 | 53 | 20 |
465 | Wait, go back to that verse about your mother. | 1.4151 | 0.04371 | 212 | 141 | 54 | 17 |
466 | And how did being a boy named Sue make you feel? | 1.4148 | 0.04234 | 229 | 153 | 57 | 19 |
467 | How can I help you if it's the same three chords every week? | 1.4144 | 0.03992 | 263 | 177 | 63 | 23 |
468 | I don't normally see cowboys, but I understand you pulled a few strings to get this appointment. | 1.4144 | 0.04374 | 222 | 150 | 52 | 20 |
469 | My pickup broke down and my dog died too. Quit whining. | 1.4143 | 0.04451 | 210 | 141 | 51 | 18 |
470 | Was it a broken home on the range? | 1.4140 | 0.04475 | 215 | 146 | 49 | 20 |
471 | I know what the song says but ‘the skies are not cloudy all day’ is an unrealistic expectation. | 1.4140 | 0.04427 | 215 | 145 | 51 | 19 |
472 | It’s our third session, Lefty. Let’s see if we can get past “howdy.” | 1.4135 | 0.04634 | 208 | 143 | 44 | 21 |
473 | It's likely that you are not used to hearing discouraging words. Your partner's suggesting you to take a bath more often could be considered helpful advice. | 1.4135 | 0.04481 | 208 | 140 | 50 | 18 |
474 | Well, why do YOU think you heard a discouraging word? | 1.4133 | 0.04467 | 225 | 155 | 47 | 23 |
475 | We'll have you back in the saddle again in no time. | 1.4131 | 0.04406 | 213 | 143 | 52 | 18 |
476 | If you are struggling with the words, I can write you a prescription for Lyrica. | 1.4131 | 0.04200 | 213 | 139 | 60 | 14 |
477 | Tell me more about your achy breaky heart | 1.4131 | 0.04406 | 213 | 143 | 52 | 18 |
478 | I suppose now is an awkward time to tell you, but I'm the person that ran off with your wife in verse three." | 1.4130 | 0.04565 | 230 | 162 | 41 | 27 |
479 | Nobody's that lonesome. | 1.4129 | 0.04956 | 201 | 143 | 33 | 25 |
480 | I see, and how long have you felt so lonesome you could die? | 1.4128 | 0.04285 | 235 | 160 | 53 | 22 |
481 | So, no more fretting and I'll see you next week | 1.4126 | 0.04450 | 223 | 153 | 48 | 22 |
482 | So, I take it the "drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds" dreams have returned. | 1.4121 | 0.04785 | 199 | 138 | 40 | 21 |
483 | So you’re still pickin’, but no longer grinnin’, correct? | 1.4121 | 0.04512 | 199 | 133 | 50 | 16 |
484 | No wonder, that song would drive anyone nuts | 1.4120 | 0.04507 | 216 | 148 | 47 | 21 |
485 | Perhaps you underestimate how often you hear discouraging words. | 1.4120 | 0.04180 | 233 | 156 | 58 | 19 |
486 | Then again, sometimes the tumbling tumbleweed is just a tumbling tumbleweed. | 1.4120 | 0.04090 | 233 | 154 | 62 | 17 |
487 | So why doesn't the horse have a name? | 1.4118 | 0.04479 | 221 | 152 | 47 | 22 |
488 | How long have you been feeling lonesome, cowboy? | 1.4115 | 0.04616 | 209 | 144 | 44 | 21 |
489 | Dog dead, check. Wife gone, check. Overbearing mother? | 1.4115 | 0.04258 | 192 | 123 | 59 | 10 |
490 | Get along little doggie, your hour is up. | 1.4113 | 0.04022 | 231 | 151 | 65 | 15 |
491 | Let's giddy-up your monthly dosage. | 1.4110 | 0.04554 | 219 | 152 | 44 | 23 |
492 | So, when you promised her a "home on the range" she didn't realize it involved cooking. | 1.4110 | 0.04554 | 219 | 152 | 44 | 23 |
493 | Sure. Cry me a river. | 1.4110 | 0.04461 | 219 | 150 | 48 | 21 |
494 | First, let’s mosey on back to your childhood. | 1.4109 | 0.04626 | 202 | 138 | 45 | 19 |
495 | "You'll be singin' a different tune if you don't get your boots off my couch, pardner. | 1.4107 | 0.04389 | 224 | 153 | 50 | 21 |
496 | You can’t blame yourself if the dogies simply won’t get along. | 1.4106 | 0.04441 | 207 | 139 | 51 | 17 |
497 | How does it make you feel when the skies are cloudy all day? | 1.4104 | 0.04210 | 212 | 139 | 59 | 14 |
498 | Let's go back to when the skies were not cloudy all day. | 1.4104 | 0.04315 | 212 | 141 | 55 | 16 |
499 | Can you handle a discouraging word? | 1.4104 | 0.04616 | 212 | 147 | 43 | 22 |
500 | And then did the little doggies get along? | 1.4103 | 0.04210 | 234 | 158 | 56 | 20 |
501 | Trucks break down and dogs die. There may not be a deeper meaning. | 1.4103 | 0.04689 | 195 | 133 | 44 | 18 |
502 | Yes, music is therapy, but I'm still going to charge you. | 1.4098 | 0.04658 | 183 | 122 | 47 | 14 |
503 | OK. Tell me about yourself again, from the top. But just the lyrics this time. | 1.4098 | 0.04417 | 205 | 137 | 52 | 16 |
504 | So let's see....you seldom heard a discouraging word and yet you still felt you were a complete failure in the eyes of your father | 1.4098 | 0.04576 | 205 | 140 | 46 | 19 |
505 | So why do you think your heart is so achy breaky? | 1.4097 | 0.04255 | 227 | 153 | 55 | 19 |
506 | Now once more from the top, only a little less about your horse, a little more about you mother. | 1.4095 | 0.04647 | 210 | 146 | 42 | 22 |
507 | I think deranged means something different where you're from. | 1.4095 | 0.04449 | 232 | 162 | 45 | 25 |
508 | You realize, Mr. Holt, I will have to report you to the authorities if you did in fact shoot Liberty Vallance. | 1.4093 | 0.04662 | 215 | 151 | 40 | 24 |
509 | So let's talk about the fretting. | 1.4093 | 0.04323 | 215 | 144 | 54 | 17 |
510 | I hope you took your spurs off I just had that reupholstered. | 1.4091 | 0.04350 | 220 | 149 | 52 | 19 |
511 | So you hear the train acomin.' It's comin' round the bend. Then what happened | 1.4089 | 0.03842 | 247 | 161 | 71 | 15 |
512 | Psychoanalysis has its artistic standards, Mr. Rupert. I simply cannot listen to a song in which "where the deer and the antelope play" is rhymed with "and I can't have an erection". | 1.4089 | 0.04327 | 225 | 153 | 52 | 20 |
513 | I've heard that one before. | 1.4089 | 0.04501 | 203 | 137 | 49 | 17 |
514 | Sounds like you have heard a discouraging word. | 1.4089 | 0.04446 | 203 | 136 | 51 | 16 |
515 | When, exactly, did you suspect her cheatin' heart?" | 1.4087 | 0.04318 | 208 | 138 | 55 | 15 |
516 | Strum a few bars - perhaps I'll recognize the syndrome. | 1.4085 | 0.04195 | 235 | 159 | 56 | 20 |
517 | But can you see how your need to sit around a camp fire can be interpreted as arson by others in your apartment block? | 1.4085 | 0.04693 | 213 | 150 | 39 | 24 |
518 | The deer and antelope didn't let you play? | 1.4085 | 0.04501 | 213 | 146 | 47 | 20 |
519 | Frankly, I don't think you deserve your success either. | 1.4085 | 0.04646 | 213 | 149 | 41 | 23 |
520 | I'm sure it would facilitate your sessions too, but a camp fire here is out of the question. | 1.4085 | 0.04646 | 213 | 149 | 41 | 23 |
521 | I don't think it's the beard or the hat or the left-handed guitar or your mother. You just have no talent. | 1.4085 | 0.04598 | 213 | 148 | 43 | 22 |
522 | I never doubted you were a man of constant sorrow. | 1.4085 | 0.04598 | 213 | 148 | 43 | 22 |
523 | And when did all these discouraging words begin? | 1.4083 | 0.04378 | 218 | 148 | 51 | 19 |
524 | Yes, but how much longer will you blame your mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.4083 | 0.04793 | 218 | 157 | 33 | 28 |
525 | Don’t fret. | 1.4083 | 0.04659 | 218 | 154 | 39 | 25 |
526 | Maybe... but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4082 | 0.04670 | 196 | 134 | 44 | 18 |
527 | I don't think that the fact your father named you "Sue" has anything to do with it. | 1.4081 | 0.04401 | 223 | 153 | 49 | 21 |
528 | Same high-noon next week? | 1.4080 | 0.04420 | 201 | 134 | 52 | 15 |
529 | Have you told your horse yet that you're in therapy? | 1.4080 | 0.04586 | 201 | 137 | 46 | 18 |
530 | OK, the country roads didn’t take you home. Can we set a new goal? | 1.4079 | 0.04375 | 228 | 157 | 49 | 22 |
531 | So when did you first imagine that you heard a discouraging word? | 1.4079 | 0.04462 | 228 | 159 | 45 | 24 |
532 | Have you always been high strung? | 1.4076 | 0.04678 | 211 | 148 | 40 | 23 |
533 | Let me stop you right there — why do you care where the buffalo roam? | 1.4076 | 0.04379 | 211 | 142 | 52 | 17 |
534 | Tell me more about your mother but this time in G | 1.4076 | 0.04327 | 211 | 141 | 54 | 16 |
535 | Lonesome cowboy syndrome is not a thing. | 1.4074 | 0.04257 | 216 | 144 | 56 | 16 |
536 | This is New York city Mr. Tex, the little doggies live in purses and do not get along at all. | 1.4074 | 0.04851 | 189 | 131 | 39 | 19 |
537 | I really don’t think your problem is your truck, your horse or your ex-girlfriend. | 1.4072 | 0.04979 | 194 | 138 | 33 | 23 |
538 | A discouraging word, no matter how seldom it's heard, can cause great consternation. | 1.4071 | 0.04402 | 226 | 156 | 48 | 22 |
539 | And what did your mama want you to grow up to be? | 1.4071 | 0.04078 | 226 | 149 | 62 | 15 |
540 | So, you're telling me that ALL cowboy songs are really just a cry for help? | 1.4071 | 0.04312 | 226 | 154 | 52 | 20 |
541 | This appointment is covered by BlueCross not Blue Grass | 1.4070 | 0.04393 | 199 | 132 | 53 | 14 |
542 | Seldom is there a home where discouraging words are not heard.... | 1.4069 | 0.04376 | 231 | 160 | 48 | 23 |
543 | You stick to your notes, I'll stick to mine. | 1.4069 | 0.04429 | 204 | 137 | 51 | 16 |
544 | Why do you feel someone should give you a home? | 1.4067 | 0.04355 | 209 | 140 | 53 | 16 |
545 | So, how is your achy breaky heart doing this week? | 1.4067 | 0.04510 | 209 | 143 | 47 | 19 |
546 | The range is supposed to be lonesome. | 1.4065 | 0.04434 | 214 | 146 | 49 | 19 |
547 | So, for how long have you been feeling so lonesome you could cry? | 1.4064 | 0.04215 | 219 | 146 | 57 | 16 |
548 | Let's discuss why you named the truck and the dog after your mother. | 1.4064 | 0.04596 | 219 | 154 | 41 | 24 |
549 | You're going to have to deal with the fact that, despite all advice to the contrary, your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.4064 | 0.04362 | 219 | 149 | 51 | 19 |
550 | I hate to tell you a discouraging word, but... | 1.4062 | 0.04052 | 224 | 147 | 63 | 14 |
551 | Take responsibility, Tex. Don’t blame momma for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.4060 | 0.04249 | 234 | 160 | 53 | 21 |
552 | You must try not to fret. | 1.4060 | 0.04249 | 234 | 160 | 53 | 21 |
553 | No, really. I'd like to hear a discouraging word. | 1.4060 | 0.04117 | 234 | 157 | 59 | 18 |
554 | Looks like one or two more sessions, and we may have a number one country hit on our hands. | 1.4057 | 0.04519 | 175 | 114 | 51 | 10 |
555 | If we’re to make progress, you’ll need to say more than just “tequila” in between long stretches of music. | 1.4057 | 0.04513 | 212 | 146 | 46 | 20 |
556 | What's your first memory of feeling lonesome? | 1.4057 | 0.04258 | 212 | 141 | 56 | 15 |
557 | Precisely what word is it that you find discouraging? | 1.4055 | 0.04291 | 217 | 146 | 54 | 17 |
558 | Yes, of course you were traumatized when he went electric. But the world has moved on. | 1.4054 | 0.04366 | 222 | 152 | 50 | 20 |
559 | Lonesome trail? Try riding the subway for 30 years. | 1.4054 | 0.04319 | 222 | 151 | 52 | 19 |
560 | Tell me what you mean when you say you "feel like your life is a cliche." | 1.4054 | 0.04319 | 222 | 151 | 52 | 19 |
561 | I think it's stronger if your wife leaves with the pickup and then your dog dies. | 1.4050 | 0.04544 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
562 | But what does your cheating heart say? | 1.4049 | 0.04357 | 205 | 137 | 53 | 15 |
563 | To recap, your wife left you, your truck won't start, your dog died, and the whiskey ain't workin' no more? | 1.4045 | 0.04346 | 220 | 150 | 51 | 19 |
564 | Please cut to the chorus, our time is almost up. | 1.4045 | 0.04393 | 220 | 151 | 49 | 20 |
565 | It's just a song Randy, I'm sure your momma DID want you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.4045 | 0.04200 | 220 | 147 | 57 | 16 |
566 | Yes, but let's explore why you're so lonesome you could cry. | 1.4044 | 0.04503 | 225 | 158 | 43 | 24 |
567 | I assume your dog died, too. | 1.4041 | 0.03944 | 245 | 163 | 65 | 17 |
568 | Oh, come on now, Harley, I promise if you don't tune me out, I won't fence you in. | 1.4039 | 0.04330 | 203 | 135 | 54 | 14 |
569 | Perhaps actually learning to play your guitar might be a good first step. | 1.4038 | 0.04243 | 213 | 142 | 56 | 15 |
570 | And when was the first time you fell into a "burning ring of fire"? | 1.4037 | 0.04325 | 218 | 148 | 52 | 18 |
571 | Tell me about you first rodeo. | 1.4037 | 0.04421 | 218 | 150 | 48 | 20 |
572 | Lyin’. Cheatin’. Drinkin’. Stealin’. Go back to what you know. | 1.4037 | 0.04276 | 218 | 147 | 54 | 17 |
573 | When did you first notice that the deer and the Antelope were no longer playing outside of your home? | 1.4035 | 0.04371 | 228 | 158 | 48 | 22 |
574 | I think your doctor meant sturm and drang, not strum and dang. | 1.4035 | 0.05017 | 171 | 118 | 37 | 16 |
575 | Can you recall the first time you didn't git along with your little dogies? | 1.4035 | 0.04371 | 228 | 158 | 48 | 22 |
576 | I think I’m in the wrong cartoon | 1.4029 | 0.04395 | 206 | 139 | 51 | 16 |
577 | 'I understand. "Stairway to Heaven" is the reason I became a psychiatrist. | 1.4029 | 0.04605 | 206 | 143 | 43 | 20 |
578 | Sorry, but I'm plumb out of encouraging words. | 1.4028 | 0.04476 | 211 | 145 | 47 | 19 |
579 | The fact that you are able to open up about your woman who left you, your horse that ran away, and your dog that died tells me that we are making progress. | 1.4028 | 0.04162 | 211 | 139 | 59 | 13 |
580 | So you’re lonesome, cowboy? | 1.4028 | 0.04476 | 211 | 145 | 47 | 19 |
581 | I'll half my fee if you'll let me try on the hat. | 1.4028 | 0.04401 | 216 | 148 | 49 | 19 |
582 | Sometimes, Lefty, a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4028 | 0.04352 | 216 | 147 | 51 | 18 |
583 | Do you think Lucille might have found it a difficult time also? | 1.4027 | 0.04185 | 221 | 148 | 57 | 16 |
584 | Even cowboys get the blues. | 1.4027 | 0.04185 | 221 | 148 | 57 | 16 |
585 | Roaming buffaloes are the least of your problems. | 1.4027 | 0.04121 | 226 | 151 | 59 | 16 |
586 | Last week we ended in the west Texas town of El Paso . | 1.4026 | 0.04106 | 231 | 155 | 59 | 17 |
587 | Let's pick up from our last session: When did you first realise you didn't feel at home on the range? | 1.4025 | 0.04220 | 236 | 162 | 53 | 21 |
588 | I can probably help with your gamblin’, not so much with your ramblin’. | 1.4025 | 0.03955 | 236 | 156 | 65 | 15 |
589 | Two more sessions and were headed for Nashville | 1.4018 | 0.04499 | 219 | 153 | 44 | 22 |
590 | You need to be honest with yourself, Slim, and admit that, as a child, you may well have heard a discouraging word. | 1.4018 | 0.04380 | 224 | 155 | 48 | 21 |
591 | So, what was this discouraging word? | 1.4017 | 0.04201 | 234 | 160 | 54 | 20 |
592 | The thing is, I never really felt at home on the range. | 1.4011 | 0.04641 | 187 | 127 | 45 | 15 |
593 | It's not the voices that bother me, it's that they can't seem to harmonize. | 1.4010 | 0.04536 | 207 | 143 | 45 | 19 |
594 | Why do you think your mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.4009 | 0.04305 | 212 | 143 | 53 | 16 |
595 | I'd like to bring your wife in for a duet. | 1.4009 | 0.04508 | 212 | 147 | 45 | 20 |
596 | It's natural to feel hurt by seldom heard, discouraging words | 1.4009 | 0.04357 | 212 | 144 | 51 | 17 |
597 | Your ego wants to be bluegrass, but your id is just too honky-tonk. | 1.4009 | 0.04433 | 217 | 150 | 47 | 20 |
598 | Where seldom is heard a discouraging word" isn't a realistic expectation today | 1.4009 | 0.04454 | 222 | 155 | 45 | 22 |
599 | So you’re telling me your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.4009 | 0.04408 | 222 | 154 | 47 | 21 |
600 | Ah yes, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.4008 | 0.04060 | 242 | 164 | 59 | 19 |
601 | And here's the bill for the three couches you've ruined with your spurs. | 1.4000 | 0.04413 | 215 | 148 | 48 | 19 |
602 | Whoa, that there's what you cowpokes might call some mighty discouraging words. | 1.4000 | 0.04648 | 200 | 139 | 42 | 19 |
603 | Seems to be just A Minor problem. | 1.4000 | 0.04341 | 220 | 151 | 50 | 19 |
604 | I recommend couples counseling, so bring your horse next week” | 1.4000 | 0.04364 | 225 | 156 | 48 | 21 |
605 | Let’s pick it up at “torture and whiskey” next Wednesday. | 1.4000 | 0.04488 | 210 | 145 | 46 | 19 |
606 | So aside from your pick-up truck, your gal, and your dog, how are things otherwise? | 1.4000 | 0.04187 | 235 | 161 | 54 | 20 |
607 | Tell me more about all of your exes living in Texas | 1.4000 | 0.04008 | 250 | 170 | 60 | 20 |
608 | So allow me to summarize: your wife up and drowns, she's sleeping with the fishes. And you sure miss that old gal, but wonder who's gonna do those dishes? | 1.4000 | 0.04499 | 225 | 159 | 42 | 24 |
609 | When did your horse leave you? | 1.4000 | 0.04436 | 220 | 153 | 46 | 21 |
610 | Be more specific, everyone has the blues in here. | 1.4000 | 0.04413 | 215 | 148 | 48 | 19 |
611 | So let's start this session on a different note. | 1.3991 | 0.04123 | 233 | 158 | 57 | 18 |
612 | Stop fretting! | 1.3991 | 0.04426 | 233 | 165 | 43 | 25 |
613 | So, you don't feel at home on the range. You're hearing discouraging words. And the skies are cloudy all day? | 1.3991 | 0.04232 | 228 | 156 | 53 | 19 |
614 | So after she left you, and your horse died, then what? | 1.3991 | 0.04092 | 228 | 153 | 59 | 16 |
615 | Where is your darling Clementine now? | 1.3991 | 0.04204 | 223 | 151 | 55 | 17 |
616 | I see by your outfit, that you are a cowboy... | 1.3991 | 0.04417 | 218 | 151 | 47 | 20 |
617 | Sometimes you just gotta get back on the horse. | 1.3991 | 0.04185 | 213 | 142 | 57 | 14 |
618 | And what happened after your wife done gone and left you? | 1.3991 | 0.04132 | 213 | 141 | 59 | 13 |
619 | Tell me about hearing “discouraging words” | 1.3990 | 0.04307 | 208 | 140 | 53 | 15 |
620 | It seems like that struck a chord with you. Let's talk about it. | 1.3990 | 0.04518 | 208 | 144 | 45 | 19 |
621 | "How long have you been seeing these ghost riders in the sky? | 1.3990 | 0.04268 | 203 | 135 | 55 | 13 |
622 | This range you sing about. Was it a happy home? | 1.3990 | 0.04436 | 203 | 138 | 49 | 16 |
623 | Well let's see if we can get to the bottom of this, Sue. | 1.3989 | 0.04773 | 183 | 126 | 41 | 16 |
624 | So how long would you say you've had the achy breaky heart ? | 1.3984 | 0.03955 | 251 | 170 | 62 | 19 |
625 | I see. What DID your Mama want you to grow up to be? | 1.3983 | 0.04111 | 241 | 165 | 56 | 20 |
626 | So, you never heard a discouraging word? | 1.3982 | 0.04277 | 221 | 151 | 52 | 18 |
627 | Well, this has been a successful session. So far I've learned not to dig under an outhouse and not to squat with spurs on. Same time next week? | 1.3982 | 0.04180 | 221 | 149 | 56 | 16 |
628 | It’s not the music, it’s definitely you. | 1.3982 | 0.04373 | 221 | 153 | 48 | 20 |
629 | Let's play that back again. This time as "and the skies are NOT cloudy all day." | 1.3982 | 0.04373 | 221 | 153 | 48 | 20 |
630 | Definitely needs more cowbell | 1.3981 | 0.04297 | 216 | 147 | 52 | 17 |
631 | So, she slept with your brother, shot your dog, and then broke your heart, or was it the other way around? | 1.3981 | 0.04196 | 216 | 145 | 56 | 15 |
632 | And, just how long have you had this fear of being 'fenced in'? | 1.3981 | 0.04317 | 211 | 143 | 52 | 16 |
633 | I'm hearing a lot about the deer and the antelope, but talk more about this so-called discouraging word. | 1.3981 | 0.04702 | 206 | 146 | 38 | 22 |
634 | Have you ever considered that your girl, dog, and truck problems have a connection to your drinking at bars? | 1.3980 | 0.04840 | 201 | 144 | 34 | 23 |
635 | and how 'seldom' did you hear these 'discouraging words' at home? | 1.3980 | 0.04521 | 201 | 138 | 46 | 17 |
636 | It's depressing enough, and it has a good beat. | 1.3980 | 0.04545 | 196 | 134 | 46 | 16 |
637 | Enough about your pickup, your dog and your divorce; let’s talk about you. | 1.3978 | 0.04655 | 186 | 127 | 44 | 15 |
638 | Were you lonesome before you became a cowboy? | 1.3974 | 0.03972 | 234 | 156 | 63 | 15 |
639 | So your mama didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy | 1.3974 | 0.04283 | 234 | 163 | 49 | 22 |
640 | From your singing, I'd say she done left you flat. | 1.3974 | 0.04262 | 229 | 158 | 51 | 20 |
641 | So, you no longer feel at home on the range? | 1.3972 | 0.04273 | 214 | 145 | 53 | 16 |
642 | Could you also yodel your Blue Cross group number? | 1.3970 | 0.04716 | 199 | 140 | 39 | 20 |
643 | It’s definitely Roy Rogers’ Sydrome, Mr Fleisch. Let’s hope we can find what triggers it. | 1.3966 | 0.04041 | 232 | 156 | 60 | 16 |
644 | We're all bound to hear a discouraging word sometime. . . | 1.3965 | 0.04242 | 227 | 156 | 52 | 19 |
645 | And when you shot that man in Reno, how did that make you feel? | 1.3964 | 0.04262 | 222 | 152 | 52 | 18 |
646 | I know that it doesn't happen much where you come from, but brace yourself for a few discouraging words... | 1.3962 | 0.04403 | 212 | 146 | 48 | 18 |
647 | Have you tried not singing? | 1.3960 | 0.04664 | 202 | 142 | 40 | 20 |
648 | Not exactly what I had in mind when we discussed getting in tune with your emotions. | 1.3959 | 0.04804 | 197 | 140 | 36 | 21 |
649 | I guess that's why they call it the blues | 1.3956 | 0.04538 | 225 | 161 | 39 | 25 |
650 | Have you considered looking for alternatives outside of Western medicine? | 1.3956 | 0.04405 | 225 | 158 | 45 | 22 |
651 | How did you feel when your mama said she regretted letting her baby grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3955 | 0.04140 | 220 | 148 | 57 | 15 |
652 | So you're saying your Mama DID let her baby grow up to be a cowboy... | 1.3953 | 0.04048 | 215 | 142 | 61 | 12 |
653 | Just because Cookie spends so much time in the chuckwagon doesn't mean he's avoiding you. | 1.3953 | 0.03954 | 258 | 177 | 60 | 21 |
654 | Why do you think they are trying to fence you in? | 1.3953 | 0.04308 | 215 | 147 | 51 | 17 |
655 | Until your guitar wants to be tuned, there's nothing I can do. | 1.3953 | 0.04601 | 215 | 153 | 39 | 23 |
656 | Ok, so say it's the whiskey talking, how does the whiskey feel about his childhood? | 1.3952 | 0.04328 | 210 | 143 | 51 | 16 |
657 | So, what are you fretting about this week? | 1.3952 | 0.04432 | 210 | 145 | 47 | 18 |
658 | So the range—you felt at home there? | 1.3951 | 0.04346 | 205 | 139 | 51 | 15 |
659 | With new medications, obsessive cowboy disorder can be highly manageable. | 1.3950 | 0.04421 | 200 | 136 | 49 | 15 |
660 | I believe you have the blues. | 1.3950 | 0.04144 | 238 | 164 | 54 | 20 |
661 | Feeling sad all the time could actually be an advantage in your line of work | 1.3949 | 0.04558 | 195 | 134 | 45 | 16 |
662 | Even in Manhattan, I seldom hear such discouraging words. | 1.3947 | 0.04406 | 228 | 161 | 44 | 23 |
663 | So your baby done left you and never said a word. Was it something you done, something she heard? | 1.3946 | 0.04433 | 223 | 157 | 44 | 22 |
664 | Now would you say it’s a major or minor problem? | 1.3945 | 0.04364 | 218 | 151 | 48 | 19 |
665 | Don't worry. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar | 1.3945 | 0.04216 | 218 | 148 | 54 | 16 |
666 | And why do you feel you can't both hold 'em and fold 'em? | 1.3944 | 0.04386 | 213 | 147 | 48 | 18 |
667 | We've got to get past your wife running off with your dog. | 1.3942 | 0.04461 | 208 | 144 | 46 | 18 |
668 | We don't typically medicate for lonesome. | 1.3942 | 0.04247 | 208 | 140 | 54 | 14 |
669 | Medicare won't cover if you start singing | 1.3941 | 0.04592 | 203 | 142 | 42 | 19 |
670 | Let's talk about why you feel like the skies are cloudy all day. | 1.3941 | 0.04430 | 203 | 139 | 48 | 16 |
671 | What sorts of discouraging words had you seldom heard? | 1.3939 | 0.04837 | 198 | 142 | 34 | 22 |
672 | Now I'm going to ask you to think back to your childhood. Would you say you heard many discouraging words? | 1.3938 | 0.04298 | 226 | 157 | 49 | 20 |
673 | Without lyrics, we'll never get anywhere. | 1.3937 | 0.04320 | 221 | 153 | 49 | 19 |
674 | Look, you weren't born in Texas. Just live with it. | 1.3935 | 0.04342 | 216 | 149 | 49 | 18 |
675 | So, today would you like to talk more about your truck, your booze, or the woman who left you?" | 1.3934 | 0.04363 | 211 | 145 | 49 | 17 |
676 | You better hope I'm a better psychiatrist than you are a guitar player. | 1.3933 | 0.04130 | 239 | 165 | 54 | 20 |
677 | We have already established that you are an old cow-hand from the Rio Grande. We need to dig deeper. | 1.3933 | 0.04130 | 239 | 165 | 54 | 20 |
678 | How did you feel, when the deer and the antelope did not include you? | 1.3932 | 0.04437 | 206 | 142 | 47 | 17 |
679 | You need to get back on the horse. | 1.3930 | 0.04289 | 201 | 135 | 53 | 13 |
680 | How long has it felt like the skies are cloudy all day? | 1.3927 | 0.04048 | 219 | 146 | 60 | 13 |
681 | So, tell me more about this "boy named Sue". | 1.3927 | 0.04395 | 219 | 153 | 46 | 20 |
682 | So your mama wouldn’t let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3925 | 0.04419 | 214 | 149 | 46 | 19 |
683 | How do you feel when the deer and antelope won't let you play? | 1.3925 | 0.04370 | 214 | 148 | 48 | 18 |
684 | When I asked you to come to your next appointment prepared to work on your fretting, this was not what I had in mind. | 1.3925 | 0.04419 | 214 | 149 | 46 | 19 |
685 | and what did her cheatin' heart say, exactly? | 1.3925 | 0.04370 | 214 | 148 | 48 | 18 |
686 | Oh yeah? Well here’s a discouraging word: your fee just went up to $250! | 1.3925 | 0.04419 | 214 | 149 | 46 | 19 |
687 | Can you think of any other reason to love New York other than "all your ex's live in Texas"? | 1.3925 | 0.04164 | 214 | 144 | 56 | 14 |
688 | This new prescription should help you change your tune. | 1.3925 | 0.04522 | 186 | 126 | 47 | 13 |
689 | Let's explore why your mother did not let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3925 | 0.04710 | 186 | 129 | 41 | 16 |
690 | So how do you feel about your mama letting her baby grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3924 | 0.04111 | 237 | 163 | 55 | 19 |
691 | This prescription is for medicinal marijuana - look what is has done for Willie Nelson | 1.3923 | 0.04339 | 209 | 143 | 50 | 16 |
692 | I know it can be difficult, but, even though they’re seldom, you will hear a discouraging word now and again. | 1.3922 | 0.04060 | 255 | 178 | 54 | 23 |
693 | Christ almighty, don't you know any happy songs?! | 1.3922 | 0.04521 | 204 | 142 | 44 | 18 |
694 | Once more, with feeling | 1.3917 | 0.04226 | 217 | 148 | 53 | 16 |
695 | Your loneliness could be resolved with a pet. I suggest you go out and get a long, little doggy. | 1.3917 | 0.04566 | 217 | 155 | 39 | 23 |
696 | Look, I'm almost certain the couch wasn't made from your horse. | 1.3915 | 0.04498 | 212 | 149 | 43 | 20 |
697 | What prompted you to poke your first cow? | 1.3915 | 0.04295 | 212 | 145 | 51 | 16 |
698 | So, when did you first start feeling fenced in? | 1.3913 | 0.04059 | 230 | 156 | 58 | 16 |
699 | Do you still blame your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3913 | 0.04525 | 207 | 145 | 43 | 19 |
700 | So how do you feel when the skies are not cloudy all day? | 1.3911 | 0.04386 | 202 | 138 | 49 | 15 |
701 | I think I could help you but it would be a discouraging word. | 1.3909 | 0.04473 | 220 | 156 | 42 | 22 |
702 | First it was an astronaut, then a ballerina, now a singing cowboy- yet you're still in denial about having an identity crisis… | 1.3909 | 0.04283 | 220 | 152 | 50 | 18 |
703 | It's your mother's fault. She let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3907 | 0.04403 | 215 | 150 | 46 | 19 |
704 | Your wife, your dog, your truck... I think you're really singing about your mother. | 1.3906 | 0.04289 | 233 | 164 | 47 | 22 |
705 | You've burnt out from composing songs about cattle drives. Have you considered writing from the cows' perspective? | 1.3905 | 0.04269 | 210 | 143 | 52 | 15 |
706 | Well, that's our time for today, or in other words, yippee-io-ki-yay. | 1.3905 | 0.04374 | 210 | 145 | 48 | 17 |
707 | You see by my outfit that I am a shrink. | 1.3905 | 0.04676 | 210 | 151 | 36 | 23 |
708 | Old Blue’s been gone now for 18 years. Maybe it’s time you got yourself a kitten. | 1.3905 | 0.04322 | 210 | 144 | 50 | 16 |
709 | My pardner will see you while I’m away. | 1.3904 | 0.03889 | 228 | 151 | 65 | 12 |
710 | I was going to blame your mother, but now I think it was your dang horse. | 1.3902 | 0.04172 | 205 | 137 | 56 | 12 |
711 | ...of course "strumming your guitar" is just a euphemism... | 1.3902 | 0.04503 | 205 | 143 | 44 | 18 |
712 | Seems this tendency for discouraging words has increased to more than seldom. | 1.3902 | 0.04449 | 205 | 142 | 46 | 17 |
713 | And after your little dogies finally got along, how did you feel? | 1.3901 | 0.04096 | 223 | 151 | 57 | 15 |
714 | It happens Tex, them dogies got along without you | 1.3899 | 0.04310 | 218 | 151 | 49 | 18 |
715 | Are you talking about your dog, your truck or your wife? | 1.3899 | 0.04407 | 218 | 153 | 45 | 20 |
716 | Do I know anything about anger problems? No, but hum a few bars ... | 1.3899 | 0.04407 | 218 | 153 | 45 | 20 |
717 | Now having established that you're lonesome and you have a cheatin' wife, shall we move on? | 1.3898 | 0.04291 | 236 | 167 | 46 | 23 |
718 | Normally, I only take patients who sing the blues. | 1.3897 | 0.04493 | 195 | 134 | 46 | 15 |
719 | If we actually resolved your emotional issues you wouldn't have any more number one hits. | 1.3897 | 0.04530 | 213 | 151 | 41 | 21 |
720 | You must learn to accept that with big cities come discouraging words. | 1.3897 | 0.04226 | 213 | 145 | 53 | 15 |
721 | Let's get back to your mother, but this time try using a major chord. | 1.3896 | 0.03951 | 231 | 155 | 62 | 14 |
722 | Have you perhaps considered how YOU messed with Texas? | 1.3894 | 0.03910 | 226 | 150 | 64 | 12 |
723 | Every week it's the same old song. | 1.3892 | 0.04369 | 203 | 139 | 49 | 15 |
724 | So, Lefty, all your exes live in Texas? | 1.3892 | 0.04198 | 203 | 136 | 55 | 12 |
725 | Tex, did you say a discouraging word? | 1.3891 | 0.04170 | 221 | 151 | 54 | 16 |
726 | You’re a rhinestone cowboy and all your exes live in Texas — go on. | 1.3891 | 0.04170 | 221 | 151 | 54 | 16 |
727 | Do you also feel you're crazy for trying and crazy for crying...? | 1.3891 | 0.04170 | 221 | 151 | 54 | 16 |
728 | I get that your home is on the range,but the boots have to come off on the couch. | 1.3889 | 0.04185 | 216 | 147 | 54 | 15 |
729 | My professional opinion is that you are 'home on deranged.' | 1.3886 | 0.04252 | 229 | 160 | 49 | 20 |
730 | I have to tell you, even cowboys get the blues. | 1.3886 | 0.04115 | 229 | 157 | 55 | 17 |
731 | Have you actually listened to your lyrics? No wonder you're depressed. | 1.3884 | 0.03873 | 242 | 163 | 64 | 15 |
732 | Let’s explore why you don’t want anyone to know you’re really a banker. | 1.3884 | 0.04366 | 224 | 158 | 45 | 21 |
733 | But you never felt...Home..on the range. Did you? | 1.3884 | 0.04081 | 224 | 152 | 57 | 15 |
734 | It's reasonable to now and then hear a discouraging word. | 1.3883 | 0.04485 | 206 | 144 | 44 | 18 |
735 | No encore, our time is up. | 1.3883 | 0.04546 | 188 | 129 | 45 | 14 |
736 | So tell me more about these "discouraging words"... | 1.3881 | 0.04294 | 219 | 152 | 49 | 18 |
737 | You have to want to change but all I'm hearing is the same old song. | 1.3879 | 0.04256 | 232 | 163 | 48 | 21 |
738 | I’m afraid our time is up. Git along, lil doggie | 1.3879 | 0.04212 | 232 | 162 | 50 | 20 |
739 | Your mother, she was also prone to rambling? | 1.3879 | 0.04051 | 214 | 143 | 59 | 12 |
740 | When you say 'G string,' what does it make you think of? | 1.3879 | 0.03997 | 214 | 142 | 61 | 11 |
741 | So, once you got your home where the buffalo roam, then what? | 1.3879 | 0.04262 | 214 | 147 | 51 | 16 |
742 | You still owe me a C note for last week. | 1.3878 | 0.04293 | 245 | 176 | 43 | 26 |
743 | Mr. Finklestein, this is a classic case of OCD, Obsessive Cowboy Disorder. | 1.3877 | 0.04368 | 227 | 161 | 44 | 22 |
744 | Try playing it in a major chord and see if you feel better. | 1.3876 | 0.04333 | 209 | 144 | 49 | 16 |
745 | I think that song about your mule is really about your mother.” | 1.3876 | 0.04489 | 209 | 147 | 43 | 19 |
746 | If you've got the money, I've got the time. | 1.3872 | 0.04173 | 235 | 164 | 51 | 20 |
747 | So you still blame your momma for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3872 | 0.04129 | 235 | 163 | 53 | 19 |
748 | There is clearly a link between hearing a discouraging word and your skies being cloudy all day. | 1.3871 | 0.04220 | 217 | 149 | 52 | 16 |
749 | In four chords or less tell me how you felt when your mother said you were all hat, no cattle. | 1.3870 | 0.04237 | 230 | 161 | 49 | 20 |
750 | Well, I'm afraid in here, the discouraging words come thick and fast. | 1.3869 | 0.04427 | 199 | 137 | 47 | 15 |
751 | So when do you hear this discouraging word? | 1.3868 | 0.04392 | 212 | 148 | 46 | 18 |
752 | Let's get back to your relationship with your horse. | 1.3865 | 0.04252 | 207 | 141 | 52 | 14 |
753 | It sounds like your mama tried" | 1.3865 | 0.04571 | 207 | 147 | 40 | 20 |
754 | Well, which is it? Was your father a goll-durn hornswoggler or a dad-gum varmint | 1.3865 | 0.04519 | 207 | 146 | 42 | 19 |
755 | And if the little dogies did git along, how would that make you feel? | 1.3864 | 0.04374 | 220 | 155 | 45 | 20 |
756 | I'm OK with the guitar on the couch... but the horse in the waiting room has GOT to go!! | 1.3864 | 0.04028 | 220 | 148 | 59 | 13 |
757 | Are you open to exploring alternatives to western medicine? | 1.3864 | 0.04326 | 220 | 154 | 47 | 19 |
758 | So, back to the night in question. ‘A dark desert highway.Cool wind in your hair.’ What else do you remember? | 1.3860 | 0.04143 | 215 | 146 | 55 | 14 |
759 | And in this dream your guitar is electric? | 1.3860 | 0.04143 | 215 | 146 | 55 | 14 |
760 | Why do you think your career as a rapper is going badly ? | 1.3857 | 0.04622 | 210 | 151 | 37 | 22 |
761 | Yes, that song does make me want to drink. | 1.3857 | 0.04368 | 210 | 146 | 47 | 17 |
762 | something in the way she moos? | 1.3857 | 0.04522 | 210 | 149 | 41 | 20 |
763 | And how often do you see these buffalo roam? | 1.3857 | 0.04330 | 223 | 157 | 46 | 20 |
764 | Are you saying there were never any clouds in the daytime... or the skies were never cloudy for the entire day? | 1.3857 | 0.04468 | 223 | 160 | 40 | 23 |
765 | I'm not sure ballad is the proper medium for your level of anger. | 1.3855 | 0.03881 | 249 | 170 | 62 | 17 |
766 | This prescription may help you remember that you are a classical violinist. | 1.3854 | 0.04655 | 192 | 135 | 40 | 17 |
767 | It's normal to miss a place where seldom was heard a discouraging word. | 1.3854 | 0.04596 | 192 | 134 | 42 | 16 |
768 | Taking you out of the country was just transportation. But taking the country out of you- that's the long and expensive part. | 1.3853 | 0.03945 | 218 | 145 | 62 | 11 |
769 | I'm not sure the "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Blues" will be a hit... | 1.3853 | 0.04086 | 231 | 159 | 55 | 17 |
770 | You've got to change your tune. | 1.3852 | 0.04030 | 257 | 181 | 53 | 23 |
771 | Can you tell me WHY you want a home where the buffalo roam ? | 1.3850 | 0.04631 | 200 | 142 | 39 | 19 |
772 | I want you to start the next song with "I feel" instead of "She stubbed me out like a midnight cigarette." | 1.3850 | 0.04524 | 213 | 152 | 40 | 21 |
773 | Let's not sing about it again. I'll just prescribe some Viagra, okay? | 1.3850 | 0.04288 | 226 | 159 | 47 | 20 |
774 | Are you sure that seldom was heard a discouraging word? | 1.3850 | 0.04555 | 226 | 165 | 35 | 26 |
775 | It all began with my dad naming me sue | 1.3849 | 0.04205 | 239 | 169 | 48 | 22 |
776 | Actually, I don't believe you're even a little bit rock n roll | 1.3846 | 0.04290 | 208 | 143 | 50 | 15 |
777 | How about some Patsy Cline? I'll bet you know "Crazy." | 1.3846 | 0.04501 | 208 | 147 | 42 | 19 |
778 | Of course they hate you. Everyone hates country and western. | 1.3843 | 0.04292 | 229 | 162 | 46 | 21 |
779 | The problem is you're too high strung. | 1.3843 | 0.04202 | 229 | 160 | 50 | 19 |
780 | Play that part again where your wife leaves you and your dog runs away. | 1.3843 | 0.04230 | 216 | 149 | 51 | 16 |
781 | So I take it, you feel at home on the range? | 1.3843 | 0.04075 | 216 | 146 | 57 | 13 |
782 | Around here, you may need to get used to discouraging words. | 1.3843 | 0.04281 | 216 | 150 | 49 | 17 |
783 | Play like no one's psychoanalyzing you | 1.3843 | 0.04230 | 216 | 149 | 51 | 16 |
784 | On a side note, are you looking for a drummer? | 1.3842 | 0.04418 | 203 | 141 | 46 | 16 |
785 | ...and if the dogies were here now, what would you say to them? | 1.3842 | 0.04527 | 203 | 143 | 42 | 18 |
786 | You know, Jim... from what you've shared with me so far, I'd say your problems B minor. | 1.3838 | 0.04438 | 198 | 137 | 46 | 15 |
787 | For starters, stop playing country music. | 1.3836 | 0.04189 | 219 | 151 | 52 | 16 |
788 | So your woman left you, your dog died, and your truck won't start? Sounds like you are at the height of your career. | 1.3835 | 0.04531 | 206 | 146 | 41 | 19 |
789 | I can’t help you if you insist on tuning me out | 1.3834 | 0.04335 | 193 | 131 | 50 | 12 |
790 | Excuse me. Was that “get along little dogie” or “get a long little dogie”? | 1.3834 | 0.04807 | 193 | 139 | 34 | 20 |
791 | Have you considered the career implications of curing your depression | 1.3833 | 0.04232 | 240 | 171 | 46 | 23 |
792 | For clarity, did your wife leave you before or after your dog died? | 1.3833 | 0.04273 | 227 | 160 | 47 | 20 |
793 | You wouldn't be so depressed if you could play better. | 1.3833 | 0.04180 | 227 | 158 | 51 | 18 |
794 | But lately you've heard a discouraging word? | 1.3832 | 0.04408 | 214 | 151 | 44 | 19 |
795 | Country music makes me want to drink, too. | 1.3831 | 0.04334 | 201 | 138 | 49 | 14 |
796 | Your song was only 3 minutes, but you're booked for an hour. | 1.3831 | 0.03760 | 248 | 167 | 67 | 14 |
797 | Ok - tell me again, but without the yodeling. | 1.3830 | 0.04539 | 188 | 130 | 44 | 14 |
798 | Sorry, I can only help you with the blues. | 1.3828 | 0.04534 | 209 | 149 | 40 | 20 |
799 | The range you mentioned -- is it gas or electric? | 1.3828 | 0.04164 | 209 | 142 | 54 | 13 |
800 | Fretting won't cure your anxiety. | 1.3826 | 0.04001 | 230 | 157 | 58 | 15 |
801 | Tell me about the day the music died. | 1.3826 | 0.04232 | 230 | 162 | 48 | 20 |
802 | Yes, it IS your mother’s fault that you grew up to be a cowboy. | 1.3825 | 0.04112 | 217 | 148 | 55 | 14 |
803 | So, is it the dog, the truck or a woman? | 1.3825 | 0.04164 | 217 | 149 | 53 | 15 |
804 | What exactly DID your mama want you grow up to be? | 1.3825 | 0.04315 | 217 | 152 | 47 | 18 |
805 | My suggestion is more time moseyin' and less time hankerin'. | 1.3824 | 0.04400 | 204 | 142 | 46 | 16 |
806 | My hourly rate is higher if you sing. | 1.3824 | 0.04455 | 204 | 143 | 44 | 17 |
807 | Well it could be worse---you could be a banjo player. | 1.3822 | 0.04252 | 225 | 158 | 48 | 19 |
808 | Tell me about your uncle’s sister’s cousin’s daughter’s mother. | 1.3822 | 0.04669 | 191 | 135 | 39 | 17 |
809 | It appears my question has struck a chord with you | 1.3821 | 0.04123 | 212 | 144 | 55 | 13 |
810 | Perhaps you just need to change your tune.” | 1.3820 | 0.03966 | 233 | 159 | 59 | 15 |
811 | What type of play are the deer and the antelope engaged in? | 1.3818 | 0.04124 | 220 | 151 | 54 | 15 |
812 | Firstly, to be a 'rootin'-tootin' cowboy,' you'll need a wind instrument. | 1.3818 | 0.04462 | 220 | 158 | 40 | 22 |
813 | How often, exactly, do you see the deer and the antelope playing? | 1.3818 | 0.04462 | 220 | 158 | 40 | 22 |
814 | You seem high strung... | 1.3818 | 0.04320 | 220 | 155 | 46 | 19 |
815 | I'd like to begin this session in D minor. | 1.3817 | 0.04135 | 241 | 170 | 50 | 21 |
816 | I'm glad to see you so in tune with your emotions. | 1.3816 | 0.04133 | 207 | 140 | 55 | 12 |
817 | I used to sing before I made money listening | 1.3816 | 0.04354 | 207 | 144 | 47 | 16 |
818 | And these voices you hear? they’re discouraging? | 1.3816 | 0.04245 | 207 | 142 | 51 | 14 |
819 | Your problem isn't a mental block. Your problem is that you are trying to play a right-handed guitar. | 1.3816 | 0.04190 | 207 | 141 | 53 | 13 |
820 | I thought we both agreed it was time to move on from Clementine. | 1.3816 | 0.04212 | 228 | 160 | 49 | 19 |
821 | Let's see how this plays out. | 1.3814 | 0.04558 | 194 | 136 | 42 | 16 |
822 | On the road AGAIN?? | 1.3814 | 0.04291 | 215 | 150 | 48 | 17 |
823 | Our hour is nearly up. Why don't you play us out? | 1.3814 | 0.04136 | 215 | 147 | 54 | 14 |
824 | Do you think there is any possibility that the song itself is what caused Mary-Lou to leave? | 1.3812 | 0.04134 | 223 | 154 | 53 | 16 |
825 | Don't start our session with, "I'm an old cow haaaaand, on Lorazepaaaaam". | 1.3810 | 0.04414 | 210 | 148 | 44 | 18 |
826 | Could it be that your doggies got along for a reason? | 1.3810 | 0.04148 | 210 | 143 | 54 | 13 |
827 | You say you drink whiskey, drive a truck, and got yourself a fine woman, but your Boston accent tells a different story | 1.3808 | 0.03851 | 239 | 162 | 63 | 14 |
828 | Mothering style can be important. What happened after she shot your pa? | 1.3807 | 0.04249 | 218 | 152 | 49 | 17 |
829 | Have you thought about the fact that you have no home, that there are no buffalo, and that it's cloudy all day. | 1.3807 | 0.04347 | 218 | 154 | 45 | 19 |
830 | Well, if it helps to know, even cowgirls get the blues." | 1.3807 | 0.04271 | 197 | 134 | 51 | 12 |
831 | ...and just what is about the deer and the antelope playing that disturbs you? | 1.3804 | 0.04793 | 184 | 131 | 36 | 17 |
832 | Rhymes with “Oedipus”? Nothing that I can think of. | 1.3803 | 0.04369 | 213 | 150 | 45 | 18 |
833 | As I've told you, she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. | 1.3800 | 0.04570 | 200 | 142 | 40 | 18 |
834 | And sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3799 | 0.04010 | 229 | 157 | 57 | 15 |
835 | Well . . . when I'm so lonesome, I cry | 1.3798 | 0.04495 | 208 | 148 | 41 | 19 |
836 | Just how many verses are there? | 1.3797 | 0.04007 | 237 | 164 | 56 | 17 |
837 | Let's return from yonder for a moment. | 1.3796 | 0.04423 | 216 | 154 | 42 | 20 |
838 | So you are saying the skies really are cloudy all day? | 1.3795 | 0.04237 | 195 | 132 | 52 | 11 |
839 | What is it about the relationship between the deer and the antelope that bothers you? | 1.3795 | 0.04021 | 224 | 153 | 57 | 14 |
840 | Now, tell me when you first began hearing discouraging words. | 1.3793 | 0.04242 | 203 | 139 | 51 | 13 |
841 | All right, let's talk some more about your first rodeo. | 1.3792 | 0.03928 | 240 | 165 | 59 | 16 |
842 | Well I see your time is up.....git along little dogie. | 1.3791 | 0.04397 | 211 | 149 | 44 | 18 |
843 | On The Couch Again" is certain to be the next big Willie Nelson hit | 1.3791 | 0.04397 | 211 | 149 | 44 | 18 |
844 | So why do you think it is you are so lonesome you could cry? | 1.3790 | 0.04183 | 219 | 152 | 51 | 16 |
845 | you're too highly strung | 1.3790 | 0.04183 | 219 | 152 | 51 | 16 |
846 | And when did this desire to poke cows begin? | 1.3789 | 0.04313 | 227 | 162 | 44 | 21 |
847 | You might have more commercial success if you stop singing all your songs in French. | 1.3788 | 0.04489 | 198 | 139 | 43 | 16 |
848 | So how long have you felt in need of a home where the buffalo roam? | 1.3787 | 0.04030 | 235 | 163 | 55 | 17 |
849 | I've heard your story before , but in a different key. | 1.3787 | 0.03892 | 235 | 160 | 61 | 14 |
850 | Well, of course you are lonely, cowpoke, it's part of the job. | 1.3787 | 0.03984 | 235 | 162 | 57 | 16 |
851 | Seldom as they may be, tell me more about these discouraging words.” | 1.3787 | 0.04206 | 235 | 167 | 47 | 21 |
852 | But the cows never came home, did they pardner? | 1.3785 | 0.04452 | 214 | 153 | 41 | 20 |
853 | Aside from being a left-handed flamenco guitarist in Nashville is there anything else that isn’t working for you? | 1.3785 | 0.04302 | 214 | 150 | 47 | 17 |
854 | Fred, for the last time, I’m a therapist, not a lyricist.” | 1.3785 | 0.04198 | 214 | 148 | 51 | 15 |
855 | You seem to have a range of issues, only one is your home | 1.3784 | 0.04288 | 222 | 157 | 46 | 19 |
856 | When you punched that dogey, how did it make you feel? | 1.3784 | 0.04335 | 222 | 158 | 44 | 20 |
857 | OK, so in our last session we were discussing your being so lonesome you could die. | 1.3780 | 0.04477 | 209 | 149 | 41 | 19 |
858 | "Why did you find this word so discouraging?" | 1.3780 | 0.04477 | 209 | 149 | 41 | 19 |
859 | And how often have you heard that discouraging word? | 1.3776 | 0.04002 | 241 | 168 | 55 | 18 |
860 | Lets talk more about what your mother told you not to grow up to be... | 1.3776 | 0.04342 | 196 | 135 | 48 | 13 |
861 | Sometimes a tumbleweed is just a tumbleweed. | 1.3775 | 0.03912 | 249 | 173 | 58 | 18 |
862 | Let's explore those friends in low places you keep referring to. | 1.3775 | 0.04168 | 204 | 139 | 53 | 12 |
863 | Yes, well...hmm. Okay, that’s a ballad point. | 1.3774 | 0.04224 | 212 | 147 | 50 | 15 |
864 | Yes, I know that "nobody knows the trouble you've seen." Let's move on. | 1.3774 | 0.04329 | 212 | 149 | 46 | 17 |
865 | That's nice but most people just talk. | 1.3773 | 0.04067 | 220 | 151 | 55 | 14 |
866 | Do you know 'Home on derange?' | 1.3773 | 0.04168 | 220 | 153 | 51 | 16 |
867 | Well I know that you’ve seldom heard a discouraging word, but something is troubling you. | 1.3772 | 0.04113 | 228 | 159 | 52 | 17 |
868 | How does your horse feel about this? | 1.3771 | 0.04695 | 175 | 122 | 40 | 13 |
869 | Let's start with the boy named Sue | 1.3771 | 0.03971 | 236 | 163 | 57 | 16 |
870 | But how does it make you FEEL that your dog died, your mama went to prison, and the old ranch ain't never been the same? | 1.3769 | 0.04296 | 199 | 137 | 49 | 13 |
871 | Don't worry. You're a singing cowboy. It's the lonesome cowboys who are hard to treat. | 1.3768 | 0.04348 | 207 | 145 | 46 | 16 |
872 | It's not necessary to make up a song for each answer to my questions | 1.3768 | 0.04454 | 207 | 147 | 42 | 18 |
873 | So when did you first realize that you couldn't sing? | 1.3767 | 0.04319 | 223 | 159 | 44 | 20 |
874 | Analytically speaking, your G string needs tightening. | 1.3763 | 0.04563 | 186 | 130 | 42 | 14 |
875 | Do your other personalities resent your success? | 1.3763 | 0.04627 | 186 | 131 | 40 | 15 |
876 | I’ve heard about a cheating heart and being so lonesome you could cry. Now, why did your parents name you Sue? | 1.3762 | 0.04366 | 202 | 141 | 46 | 15 |
877 | Interesting...now did the girl leave with your truck before or after your dog died? | 1.3762 | 0.04303 | 210 | 147 | 47 | 16 |
878 | Something tells me you’re not at home on the range. | 1.3762 | 0.04250 | 210 | 146 | 49 | 15 |
879 | When I recommended you stop playing second fiddle this isn’t what I meant. | 1.3762 | 0.04408 | 210 | 149 | 43 | 18 |
880 | Don’t beat yourself up. It’s difficult to hear that first discouraging word. | 1.3761 | 0.04142 | 218 | 151 | 52 | 15 |
881 | Let's see. Your wife left you, your dog died, your truck broke down, and you're out of beer. So how do you feel about all that? | 1.3761 | 0.04142 | 218 | 151 | 52 | 15 |
882 | It sounds as though you have a range of problems | 1.3761 | 0.04292 | 218 | 154 | 46 | 18 |
883 | When did you begin hearing more discouraging words? | 1.3761 | 0.04193 | 218 | 152 | 50 | 16 |
884 | Our three minutes are up... | 1.3761 | 0.04243 | 218 | 153 | 48 | 17 |
885 | Tell me again about your Achy Breaky Heart. | 1.3761 | 0.04259 | 234 | 168 | 44 | 22 |
886 | At what point did you start to feel like the range was no longer your home? | 1.3761 | 0.04216 | 234 | 167 | 46 | 21 |
887 | I want to revisit your story about a man named Jed. | 1.3756 | 0.04209 | 205 | 141 | 51 | 13 |
888 | my advice?...you can pick your friends, and you can pick your guitar, but you cant pick your friend's guitar. | 1.3756 | 0.04265 | 205 | 142 | 49 | 14 |
889 | So in your dream there were no strings attached? | 1.3756 | 0.04484 | 205 | 146 | 41 | 18 |
890 | It's not worth fretting over. | 1.3756 | 0.04561 | 213 | 155 | 36 | 22 |
891 | You need more pluck. | 1.3756 | 0.04155 | 213 | 147 | 52 | 14 |
892 | So what do you miss the most: your ex, your dog, or your pick-up? | 1.3756 | 0.04346 | 221 | 158 | 43 | 20 |
893 | Our hour is up, Dale. We'll pick it up next week where your dog died. | 1.3755 | 0.04004 | 229 | 158 | 56 | 15 |
894 | And how do you reckon you feel about that? | 1.3755 | 0.04145 | 229 | 161 | 50 | 18 |
895 | Mosey on down through your childhood for me. | 1.3755 | 0.04002 | 237 | 165 | 55 | 17 |
896 | Got it. Your mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3750 | 0.04331 | 208 | 146 | 46 | 16 |
897 | Maybe you should consider setting boundaries with the buffalo. | 1.3750 | 0.04350 | 224 | 161 | 42 | 21 |
898 | And what do you think these 'prairie dogs' represent? | 1.3750 | 0.04113 | 224 | 156 | 52 | 16 |
899 | What do you think causes this feeling of being out of place in Manhattan, Joe-Bob? | 1.3750 | 0.04115 | 216 | 149 | 53 | 14 |
900 | Well, how do all the discouraging words you’ve heard make you feel? | 1.3744 | 0.03978 | 227 | 156 | 57 | 14 |
901 | Even cowboys get the blues, Tex. | 1.3744 | 0.04075 | 227 | 158 | 53 | 16 |
902 | I am worried that every time you talk about your mother you pluck the G string. | 1.3744 | 0.04352 | 227 | 164 | 41 | 22 |
903 | So it bothers you that your mama allowed you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3744 | 0.04177 | 219 | 153 | 50 | 16 |
904 | Frankly, I just think you need to cowboy up. | 1.3744 | 0.04024 | 219 | 150 | 56 | 13 |
905 | And when was it that you first started not to feel at home on the range? | 1.3744 | 0.04492 | 211 | 152 | 39 | 20 |
906 | And how often do you hear this ‘discouraging word?’ | 1.3744 | 0.04177 | 203 | 139 | 52 | 12 |
907 | The words will come when you are ready | 1.3739 | 0.04032 | 238 | 167 | 53 | 18 |
908 | You lost your job, your dog, and your woman...anything else? | 1.3738 | 0.04412 | 206 | 146 | 43 | 17 |
909 | I want to help you fix your achy breaky heart. | 1.3738 | 0.04078 | 206 | 140 | 55 | 11 |
910 | Sorry for the discouraging words. | 1.3738 | 0.04466 | 206 | 147 | 41 | 18 |
911 | And, then what happened after you got to Phoenix? | 1.3737 | 0.04366 | 198 | 138 | 46 | 14 |
912 | If I'm understanding the last verse correctly--you're dog stopped running and your truck ran off with your wife? | 1.3737 | 0.04595 | 198 | 142 | 38 | 18 |
913 | Who did you say recommended me? | 1.3737 | 0.04554 | 190 | 134 | 41 | 15 |
914 | You say every time your mother gave you something it came with strings attached? | 1.3735 | 0.03823 | 249 | 172 | 61 | 16 |
915 | ok, let's start with why you're not wearing pants. | 1.3734 | 0.04092 | 233 | 164 | 51 | 18 |
916 | Home, home on derange | 1.3734 | 0.04047 | 233 | 163 | 53 | 17 |
917 | Can you play "if you got the money, I got the time"? | 1.3734 | 0.04480 | 233 | 173 | 33 | 27 |
918 | Time's up. Git Along Little Dogey. | 1.3733 | 0.04194 | 225 | 159 | 48 | 18 |
919 | So, how long have you imagined yourself skilled on the guitar? | 1.3733 | 0.04401 | 217 | 156 | 41 | 20 |
920 | Vienna has the same number of syllables as Loredo. See if that works. | 1.3733 | 0.03994 | 217 | 148 | 57 | 12 |
921 | No trumpet this week. I think we’re making progress. | 1.3733 | 0.04099 | 217 | 150 | 53 | 14 |
922 | You're right. Nothing rhymes with "lonesome". | 1.3732 | 0.04260 | 209 | 146 | 48 | 15 |
923 | It will be easier if you don't feel the need to rhyme everything you tell me. | 1.3732 | 0.04367 | 209 | 148 | 44 | 17 |
924 | So you're saying that your parents gave your brother the astronaut costume. | 1.3731 | 0.04544 | 201 | 144 | 39 | 18 |
925 | ...and you say you seldom heard a discouraging word? | 1.3730 | 0.03664 | 252 | 171 | 68 | 13 |
926 | Your psychological problems are concerning, but your intonation and phrasing are masterful | 1.3729 | 0.03731 | 236 | 159 | 66 | 11 |
927 | The wife in your song clearly represents the animus, and the pick-up truck symbolizes the sacred. The runaway dog is, well, just a dog. | 1.3727 | 0.04111 | 220 | 153 | 52 | 15 |
928 | I didn’t ask you about your truck, woman or dog. I asked you about your mother. | 1.3727 | 0.04161 | 220 | 154 | 50 | 16 |
929 | Looks like we're just about out of time, so we'll end on that note. | 1.3727 | 0.04111 | 220 | 153 | 52 | 15 |
930 | So why do you think Clementine isn't your darling anymore? | 1.3726 | 0.04322 | 212 | 150 | 45 | 17 |
931 | I'm pleased with the new drug you're on, the lyrics have definitely improved | 1.3726 | 0.04374 | 212 | 151 | 43 | 18 |
932 | Face it, John..words can be discouraging, and it does get cloudy. | 1.3725 | 0.04051 | 247 | 176 | 50 | 21 |
933 | So, you say you have an achy breaky heart? | 1.3723 | 0.04023 | 231 | 161 | 54 | 16 |
934 | I see a whole range of issues here. | 1.3723 | 0.04069 | 231 | 162 | 52 | 17 |
935 | Cowboys are suppose to be lonesome. | 1.3722 | 0.04023 | 223 | 154 | 55 | 14 |
936 | So how did that make you feel when your dogies refused to get along. | 1.3722 | 0.04171 | 223 | 157 | 49 | 17 |
937 | But give your mama some credit: she did let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3722 | 0.04266 | 223 | 159 | 45 | 19 |
938 | If we do cure your depression, you realize you will lose your ability to write country western songs, right? | 1.3720 | 0.03945 | 207 | 139 | 59 | 9 |
939 | Well that must've been one doozy of a discouraging word... | 1.3719 | 0.04026 | 242 | 171 | 52 | 19 |
940 | When we left off last session, you were describing how much you hated the G7 chord. | 1.3719 | 0.04685 | 199 | 145 | 34 | 20 |
941 | Well, those were certainly discouraging words. I suggest you keep them between us. | 1.3719 | 0.04575 | 199 | 143 | 38 | 18 |
942 | Don’t move. I’m almost finished drawing the guitar. | 1.3718 | 0.04122 | 234 | 166 | 49 | 19 |
943 | So, enough about you; play Misty for me. | 1.3718 | 0.04210 | 234 | 168 | 45 | 21 |
944 | It sounds minor to me. | 1.3717 | 0.04131 | 226 | 159 | 50 | 17 |
945 | Face it. Not every guitar player is a chick magnet. | 1.3716 | 0.04032 | 218 | 150 | 55 | 13 |
946 | You need to start finding more constructive words to rhyme with 'truck.' | 1.3716 | 0.04384 | 218 | 157 | 41 | 20 |
947 | I'm sorry, but we're out of tune for today" | 1.3716 | 0.04432 | 218 | 158 | 39 | 21 |
948 | Perhaps it’s because you’re right handed. | 1.3714 | 0.04604 | 210 | 154 | 34 | 22 |
949 | Let go of it. Your not the first singing cowboy that had to eat his horse. | 1.3714 | 0.04349 | 210 | 149 | 44 | 17 |
950 | When did you start uttering discouraging words? | 1.3713 | 0.04214 | 237 | 171 | 44 | 22 |
951 | No, I won't stop asking highfalutin' questions. | 1.3713 | 0.04525 | 202 | 145 | 39 | 18 |
952 | And do you remember when you felt home on the range? | 1.3713 | 0.04471 | 202 | 144 | 41 | 17 |
953 | Now, I think the problem began when your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3713 | 0.04415 | 202 | 143 | 43 | 16 |
954 | Sing with me, 'Yesterday, when I was Jung . . .' | 1.3712 | 0.04451 | 229 | 169 | 35 | 25 |
955 | I said late onset sturm und drang, not strum and twang. | 1.3711 | 0.04659 | 194 | 140 | 36 | 18 |
956 | Before we begin, Tex, I must point out you still owe 100 buckaroos for our last session. | 1.3711 | 0.04301 | 194 | 134 | 48 | 12 |
957 | You can't expect all your little doggies to get along. | 1.3711 | 0.04543 | 194 | 138 | 40 | 16 |
958 | So, your momma did let you grow up to be a cowboy... | 1.3710 | 0.04195 | 221 | 156 | 48 | 17 |
959 | How about ‘Happy Trails’? | 1.3710 | 0.03994 | 221 | 152 | 56 | 13 |
960 | So, you were home on the range and heard a discouraging word. | 1.3710 | 0.04292 | 221 | 158 | 44 | 19 |
961 | Tell me more about this place where the deer and the antelope play... | 1.3709 | 0.04254 | 213 | 150 | 47 | 16 |
962 | Tell me more about this achy breaky heart? | 1.3707 | 0.04009 | 232 | 162 | 54 | 16 |
963 | Let's explore that lyric "Mamas don't let your sons grow up to be cowboys..." | 1.3706 | 0.04317 | 197 | 137 | 47 | 13 |
964 | What would like to discuss first: your dog that died, your truck that broke down or how your neighbor stole your wife? | 1.3704 | 0.04212 | 216 | 152 | 48 | 16 |
965 | I see our time's up, so let's save your little dogies' adamant refusal to get along until next week. | 1.3704 | 0.04160 | 216 | 151 | 50 | 15 |
966 | So if I’m hearing you correctly, you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die... | 1.3704 | 0.03948 | 216 | 147 | 58 | 11 |
967 | I believe the broken heart will heal and the whiskey addiction is treatable, but we're going to need another few sessions to address this passion for your truck. | 1.3704 | 0.04411 | 216 | 156 | 40 | 20 |
968 | Alright Dave, let's try the doctor outfit next week. | 1.3704 | 0.04627 | 189 | 135 | 38 | 16 |
969 | What is your cheating heart telling you? | 1.3704 | 0.03883 | 243 | 169 | 58 | 16 |
970 | Well, that was lovely. But if you’ve really got a ‘Ring of Fire’ I’d really recommend seeing your Doctor. | 1.3702 | 0.04063 | 235 | 166 | 51 | 18 |
971 | You need to get more in tune with your feelings." | 1.3702 | 0.04430 | 208 | 149 | 41 | 18 |
972 | And what changes are you willing to make for Trigger? | 1.3700 | 0.04301 | 227 | 164 | 42 | 21 |
973 | Ok, I think we’ve covered your dog’s death pretty thoroughly... | 1.3700 | 0.04445 | 200 | 142 | 42 | 16 |
974 | What does "he's all hat and no cattle" mean to you? | 1.3700 | 0.04330 | 200 | 140 | 46 | 14 |
975 | Be that as it may, I can't promise that you won't hear any discouraging words here. | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
976 | The term is not 'the West;' it's "The Upper West Side. | 1.3699 | 0.04069 | 219 | 152 | 53 | 14 |
977 | Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar, Mr. Hershberg. | 1.3697 | 0.04384 | 211 | 151 | 42 | 18 |
978 | We’ve been over this before ‘you play the same notes, you get the same song’. | 1.3696 | 0.04260 | 230 | 166 | 43 | 21 |
979 | How unusual—Stage fright AND stagecoach fright. | 1.3696 | 0.04170 | 230 | 164 | 47 | 19 |
980 | It sounds like your a bit high strung. | 1.3696 | 0.04215 | 230 | 165 | 45 | 20 |
981 | I'm prescribing an anti-depressant and a musical genre other than the blues | 1.3695 | 0.04452 | 203 | 145 | 41 | 17 |
982 | So you're lonesome.. what else? | 1.3694 | 0.04276 | 222 | 159 | 44 | 19 |
983 | It's not only your inner soul that you aren't in tune with. | 1.3694 | 0.04324 | 222 | 160 | 42 | 20 |
984 | How was your relationship with Dinah before you caught her in the kitchen with the Banjo strummer? | 1.3693 | 0.04522 | 176 | 122 | 43 | 11 |
985 | I can cure your depression, but your ballads will become boring as hell. | 1.3692 | 0.04237 | 214 | 151 | 47 | 16 |
986 | Sometimes a left-handed guitar is just a left-handed guitar. | 1.3690 | 0.04667 | 168 | 117 | 40 | 11 |
987 | 'Let's start by addressing your achy breaky heart." | 1.3690 | 0.04535 | 187 | 132 | 41 | 14 |
988 | How long have you been fretting over this? | 1.3690 | 0.04782 | 187 | 136 | 33 | 18 |
989 | Indeed,sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3689 | 0.04297 | 206 | 145 | 46 | 15 |
990 | You're married. "Nary is heard a discouraging word," is not a reasonable expectation. | 1.3689 | 0.04043 | 225 | 157 | 53 | 15 |
991 | Let’s pick up with the second verse next week. | 1.3689 | 0.04092 | 225 | 158 | 51 | 16 |
992 | I wouldn't presume to know whether Dr. Freud had firsthand experience with any hard-drinkin', trash-talkin', bowlegged women from San Antone. | 1.3689 | 0.04043 | 225 | 157 | 53 | 15 |
993 | Take it from the second verse, the one about your mother. | 1.3687 | 0.04239 | 198 | 137 | 49 | 12 |
994 | I think I can name your issues in 3 notes. | 1.3687 | 0.04296 | 217 | 155 | 44 | 18 |
995 | I'm not supposed to offer an opinion; but I hate country music. | 1.3687 | 0.04345 | 217 | 156 | 42 | 19 |
996 | Your wife left, your dog died, your story has touched my achy breaky heart. Five hundred bucks, cowboy. | 1.3687 | 0.04196 | 217 | 153 | 48 | 16 |
997 | And your mother, she didn't let her baby grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3687 | 0.04345 | 217 | 156 | 42 | 19 |
998 | Sometimes, a song about a horse, is only about a horse... | 1.3684 | 0.04101 | 228 | 161 | 50 | 17 |
999 | So that's gamblin', drinkin', brawlin', crashin' the truck, lovin' too much, fallin' out of love and that little misunderstanding in Jackson... now tell me about your mother. | 1.3684 | 0.04101 | 228 | 161 | 50 | 17 |
1000 | Let's focus on your day job as a lawyer, shall we? | 1.3682 | 0.04254 | 220 | 157 | 45 | 18 |
1001 | So,you're mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3679 | 0.04315 | 212 | 151 | 44 | 17 |
1002 | Good, we're getting somewhere...now tell me more about the ex that doesn't live in Texas. | 1.3679 | 0.04103 | 212 | 147 | 52 | 13 |
1003 | It’s always the same old song with you. | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 144 | 45 | 15 |
1004 | Since you treated me to two verses of "Don't fence me in" can I assume you have commitment issues? | 1.3674 | 0.04272 | 215 | 153 | 45 | 17 |
1005 | And finally, I think you should consider your friends calling you "Lefty" as a term of endearment, not a personal attack. | 1.3674 | 0.03900 | 215 | 146 | 59 | 10 |
1006 | If you really want closure, try resolving back to E flat major. | 1.3674 | 0.04323 | 215 | 154 | 43 | 18 |
1007 | Home, home on derange," you say. Very interesting | 1.3673 | 0.04446 | 196 | 139 | 42 | 15 |
1008 | Don’t play it again, Sam | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
1009 | Good progress this week. Next week, let's work on the chorus. | 1.3671 | 0.03807 | 237 | 163 | 61 | 13 |
1010 | It’s unclear whether the lyrics lead to your feelings of inadequacy or if the inadequacy fuels your lyrics. Either way, I think you’re onto a hit. | 1.3670 | 0.04025 | 218 | 151 | 54 | 13 |
1011 | So, if I understand you, your girl left with your dog in your truck. Why do you think she left your guitar? | 1.3670 | 0.04230 | 218 | 155 | 46 | 17 |
1012 | Tell me more about your new song, "Home, Home, And Deranged." | 1.3670 | 0.04230 | 218 | 155 | 46 | 17 |
1013 | Next session please bring in your horse. | 1.3669 | 0.03909 | 248 | 175 | 55 | 18 |
1014 | Have you thought about playing Western music instead of Stravinsky? | 1.3668 | 0.04456 | 199 | 142 | 41 | 16 |
1015 | You might consider enrolling in a two step program...they’re a lot of good ones out there. | 1.3668 | 0.04568 | 199 | 144 | 37 | 18 |
1016 | . . .well, it's still $300 an hour, Pardner. | 1.3668 | 0.04678 | 199 | 146 | 33 | 20 |
1017 | ‘Mama Tried’ is a good start . . . . | 1.3665 | 0.04286 | 221 | 159 | 43 | 19 |
1018 | So what you're saying is that you don't feel at home on the range? | 1.3665 | 0.04139 | 221 | 156 | 49 | 16 |
1019 | I think that this should be off the record. | 1.3665 | 0.04139 | 221 | 156 | 49 | 16 |
1020 | So you're saying at home, seldom is heard an ENCOURAGING word? | 1.3665 | 0.03936 | 221 | 152 | 57 | 12 |
1021 | And when the little dogies won't git along, how does that make you feel? | 1.3665 | 0.04039 | 221 | 154 | 53 | 14 |
1022 | Other than warm beer & cold women, are there any other issues you'd care to discuss? | 1.3663 | 0.04295 | 202 | 142 | 46 | 14 |
1023 | I see this a lot with electric car owners. It’s called Range Anxiety. | 1.3663 | 0.04352 | 202 | 143 | 44 | 15 |
1024 | You haven't been practicing. | 1.3662 | 0.04350 | 213 | 153 | 42 | 18 |
1025 | Before we begin, I have to know why cows are called dogies. | 1.3661 | 0.04149 | 224 | 159 | 48 | 17 |
1026 | When did you first realize you couldn't play guitar well? | 1.3661 | 0.04100 | 224 | 158 | 50 | 16 |
1027 | If I were you, I wouldn't fret | 1.3661 | 0.04149 | 224 | 159 | 48 | 17 |
1028 | Tell me more. Why didn't Mamma want her baby to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3660 | 0.04476 | 194 | 138 | 41 | 15 |
1029 | Tell me the part about the deer and antelope again. | 1.3660 | 0.04012 | 235 | 166 | 52 | 17 |
1030 | I can’t think of anything that rhymes with manure. | 1.3660 | 0.03967 | 235 | 165 | 54 | 16 |
1031 | Your first problem is you are left-handed. You need to have the guitar restrung. | 1.3659 | 0.04470 | 205 | 148 | 39 | 18 |
1032 | Something tells me you are lonesome and a long way from home. | 1.3657 | 0.04101 | 216 | 151 | 51 | 14 |
1033 | Any chance you could take off those shit-kickers before you lay down on my couch? | 1.3657 | 0.04306 | 216 | 155 | 43 | 18 |
1034 | Have you considered going East? | 1.3656 | 0.04250 | 227 | 164 | 43 | 20 |
1035 | Or you may be suffering from Rio Grandiosity. | 1.3656 | 0.03916 | 227 | 157 | 57 | 13 |
1036 | So, your mother sang "Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys?" How did it make you feel? | 1.3654 | 0.04152 | 208 | 145 | 50 | 13 |
1037 | Would it help if I put some beans on the fire? | 1.3653 | 0.04062 | 219 | 153 | 52 | 14 |
1038 | But it IS the same old song, Joe. | 1.3652 | 0.03977 | 230 | 161 | 54 | 15 |
1039 | So you have been doing a lot pickin’ but not much grinnin’ right? | 1.3652 | 0.04118 | 230 | 164 | 48 | 18 |
1040 | But you're NOT 'Home on the Range' so get your damn boots off my settee. | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
1041 | Last time we left off at, "where the deer and the antelope play." | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
1042 | Try a major chord there. It won't seem so depressing. | 1.3649 | 0.04325 | 211 | 151 | 43 | 17 |
1043 | Would you care to tell me more about why you left the New York Philharmonic? | 1.3649 | 0.04429 | 211 | 153 | 39 | 19 |
1044 | Yet despite this Mr. Nelson's warning, she still let you grow up to be one. | 1.3649 | 0.04166 | 211 | 148 | 49 | 14 |
1045 | I'm beginning to see why you are the lone ranger. | 1.3649 | 0.04364 | 222 | 162 | 39 | 21 |
1046 | You can just tell me this time. No need to yodel. | 1.3649 | 0.04074 | 222 | 156 | 51 | 15 |
1047 | You are a country musician. Singing and talking about troubles is your job. Why are you REALLY here? | 1.3646 | 0.04384 | 192 | 135 | 44 | 13 |
1048 | Let’s take it from the top. | 1.3645 | 0.04333 | 214 | 154 | 42 | 18 |
1049 | Now play 'Crazy'! | 1.3645 | 0.04230 | 214 | 152 | 46 | 16 |
1050 | That’s progress. You’ve finally changed your tune. | 1.3645 | 0.04017 | 214 | 148 | 54 | 12 |
1051 | How do you see the deer/antelope relationship? | 1.3644 | 0.03886 | 225 | 155 | 58 | 12 |
1052 | If you're taking requests, how about "Cry Me a River." | 1.3644 | 0.04181 | 225 | 161 | 46 | 18 |
1053 | And where would you say your depression ranks on a scale from one to high falutin-est? | 1.3641 | 0.04289 | 217 | 156 | 43 | 18 |
1054 | We made progress. Remember the accordion? | 1.3641 | 0.04388 | 217 | 158 | 39 | 20 |
1055 | Sometimes a little dogie is just a little dogie. | 1.3640 | 0.04051 | 239 | 171 | 49 | 19 |
1056 | First of all, I can't just give you a home. | 1.3636 | 0.04405 | 209 | 151 | 40 | 18 |
1057 | And your saying she was warned to not let her babies grow up to be cowboys? | 1.3636 | 0.04247 | 220 | 158 | 44 | 18 |
1058 | Get yourself a new dog, a new wife, and a new trailer" | 1.3636 | 0.04198 | 220 | 157 | 46 | 17 |
1059 | I think we can safely blame Mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3636 | 0.04136 | 209 | 146 | 50 | 13 |
1060 | I hear you saying that you spent a lot of time with the little dogey, but did you get along? | 1.3636 | 0.04047 | 220 | 154 | 52 | 14 |
1061 | I understand your concern, Tex, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar! | 1.3636 | 0.04098 | 220 | 155 | 50 | 15 |
1062 | It's hard to believe you are taking this seriously, when you keep singing "Home, Home I'm Deranged." | 1.3636 | 0.04149 | 231 | 166 | 46 | 19 |
1063 | Thank the Lord and Greyhound that she’s gone. | 1.3632 | 0.04242 | 234 | 171 | 41 | 22 |
1064 | When did you first start having Georgia on your mind? | 1.3632 | 0.03959 | 223 | 155 | 55 | 13 |
1065 | and after you said get along little doggies, what did they say? | 1.3632 | 0.04158 | 223 | 159 | 47 | 17 |
1066 | “Let’s start with the discouraging words then we’ll work on the cloudy skies.” | 1.3632 | 0.04203 | 212 | 150 | 47 | 15 |
1067 | I'm afraid we're going to have to go deeper than an "old cowhand, from the Rio Grande" | 1.3632 | 0.04308 | 212 | 152 | 43 | 17 |
1068 | If these sessions are going to be useful, you're going to need to tell me everything, including the good, the bad, and the ugly. | 1.3632 | 0.04256 | 212 | 151 | 45 | 16 |
1069 | It never pays to fret over things | 1.3632 | 0.04475 | 201 | 145 | 39 | 17 |
1070 | You're a cowboy named Sue. | 1.3629 | 0.04160 | 237 | 172 | 44 | 21 |
1071 | Find a new girlfriend, get a new truck and go adopt a new dog. | 1.3628 | 0.04259 | 226 | 164 | 42 | 20 |
1072 | So, is this about your dog, your truck, your wife, or all three? | 1.3628 | 0.04166 | 226 | 162 | 46 | 18 |
1073 | Too many "Momma's" in your songs, this could take a while... | 1.3628 | 0.04464 | 215 | 158 | 36 | 21 |
1074 | Yes, I know. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3628 | 0.03892 | 215 | 147 | 58 | 10 |
1075 | When we last left off, your wife left and then the dog died... | 1.3628 | 0.04002 | 215 | 149 | 54 | 12 |
1076 | And what would happen if the lil' doggies DON'T get along? | 1.3628 | 0.04056 | 215 | 150 | 52 | 13 |
1077 | I can probably help with the broken-heart thing, but it may mean the end of your career. | 1.3627 | 0.04145 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
1078 | We covered a lot of ground this afternoon, and now it's time to saddle up. | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 193 | 137 | 42 | 14 |
1079 | Remember this is your safe place, and you’ll seldom hear a discouraging word. | 1.3627 | 0.04176 | 193 | 133 | 50 | 10 |
1080 | So what? Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3627 | 0.04427 | 193 | 137 | 42 | 14 |
1081 | "So your spurs just aren't jingle jangle jingling like they used to, eh?" | 1.3626 | 0.04270 | 182 | 125 | 48 | 9 |
1082 | Yes, at two-hundred dollars an hour, it's perfectly fine to sing the cowboy blues. | 1.3626 | 0.03718 | 262 | 184 | 61 | 17 |
1083 | I can help cure your blues, but you'll never have a hit song again. | 1.3624 | 0.04173 | 218 | 155 | 47 | 16 |
1084 | So in this dream of yours, what happens after the deer and the antelope play? | 1.3623 | 0.04217 | 207 | 146 | 47 | 14 |
1085 | Here’s a discouraging word—nuts. | 1.3623 | 0.04486 | 207 | 151 | 37 | 19 |
1086 | I know it's only been 10 minutes, but I reckon your time is up. | 1.3623 | 0.04381 | 207 | 149 | 41 | 17 |
1087 | Have you tried crying in your beer? | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
1088 | Why do YOU think you push the little dogies away? | 1.3619 | 0.04283 | 210 | 150 | 44 | 16 |
1089 | So your girlfriend left you and your dog died; how does that make you feel? | 1.3619 | 0.04283 | 210 | 150 | 44 | 16 |
1090 | And then what happens? Once you ride off into the sunset? | 1.3619 | 0.04175 | 210 | 148 | 48 | 14 |
1091 | You're gonna have to face the fact that oh, Susanna is not coming back. | 1.3619 | 0.04439 | 210 | 153 | 38 | 19 |
1092 | You're making progress. The major key suggests you're getting over your darling Clementine. | 1.3618 | 0.04448 | 199 | 143 | 40 | 16 |
1093 | ...So Mama LET you grow up this way? | 1.3617 | 0.04569 | 188 | 135 | 38 | 15 |
1094 | If you sang the blues, I could write you a prescription. | 1.3617 | 0.04443 | 188 | 133 | 42 | 13 |
1095 | So, are you and Little Doggie getting along now? | 1.3617 | 0.04051 | 235 | 168 | 49 | 18 |
1096 | Your problem is that you're holding the damn thing backwards. | 1.3616 | 0.04238 | 224 | 162 | 43 | 19 |
1097 | You're flat. Don't fret. | 1.3616 | 0.04142 | 224 | 160 | 47 | 17 |
1098 | So you walk into Sardi's and yelled, 'Thank God, I'm a country boy!' and then what happened? | 1.3615 | 0.04080 | 213 | 149 | 51 | 13 |
1099 | Your girl done left you and your dog done died. Now, tell me about your mother. | 1.3615 | 0.04240 | 213 | 152 | 45 | 16 |
1100 | The joking is healthy. It's the smoking and midnight toking I worry about. | 1.3615 | 0.03914 | 213 | 146 | 57 | 10 |
1101 | So tell me how you felt when your parents told you a discouraging word. | 1.3614 | 0.04287 | 202 | 143 | 45 | 14 |
1102 | So in our last session, you said you met a girl down in the West Texas town of El Paso. Do you care to elaborate? | 1.3614 | 0.04400 | 202 | 145 | 41 | 16 |
1103 | Don’t fret so much. A year of therapy, and you’ll be singing a different tune. | 1.3613 | 0.03926 | 238 | 168 | 54 | 16 |
1104 | I think we should explore issues with your pardner. | 1.3613 | 0.04069 | 191 | 130 | 53 | 8 |
1105 | Can we talk? | 1.3612 | 0.04007 | 227 | 160 | 52 | 15 |
1106 | I'm guessing in your childhood, you heard a discouraging word more than seldomly. | 1.3612 | 0.04056 | 227 | 161 | 50 | 16 |
1107 | And is this “blood on the saddle” real or metaphorical? | 1.3611 | 0.04249 | 216 | 155 | 44 | 17 |
1108 | My fees are $ 200 an hour, 15% royalties for songs where my advice shows up as lyrics, and one depressing song named after me. | 1.3611 | 0.04146 | 216 | 153 | 48 | 15 |
1109 | You can break character now, Bradley. The Oscars were a month ago. | 1.3610 | 0.04186 | 205 | 144 | 48 | 13 |
1110 | For the next verse, why don't you try having your wife and truck come back? | 1.3610 | 0.04463 | 205 | 149 | 38 | 18 |
1111 | I recommend that you see a cardiologist about the achy breaky heart. | 1.3610 | 0.04409 | 205 | 148 | 40 | 17 |
1112 | You're problem is that should be a C major chord. | 1.3609 | 0.04018 | 230 | 163 | 51 | 16 |
1113 | You have to accept this song isn't really about a truck. | 1.3609 | 0.04158 | 230 | 166 | 45 | 19 |
1114 | Woulda, shoulda, coulda! Come on cowboy, this ain't your first rodeo. | 1.3608 | 0.04408 | 194 | 138 | 42 | 14 |
1115 | As a first step, try to get in tune with your feelings. | 1.3606 | 0.04520 | 208 | 153 | 35 | 20 |
1116 | So why don't you start by telling me what it is you are fretting about? | 1.3602 | 0.04726 | 186 | 136 | 33 | 17 |
1117 | Picking up from last week, did you come up with a rhyme for 'decapitate'? | 1.3602 | 0.04538 | 186 | 133 | 39 | 14 |
1118 | Have you tried talking to her? | 1.3602 | 0.04158 | 211 | 149 | 48 | 14 |
1119 | And after your wife left, what happened to the dog? | 1.3602 | 0.03807 | 236 | 164 | 59 | 13 |
1120 | Sir, I think you have A major anxiety. | 1.3602 | 0.04169 | 236 | 172 | 43 | 21 |
1121 | Let's talk more about your mother not wanting you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3598 | 0.03957 | 239 | 170 | 52 | 17 |
1122 | This is supposed to be talk therapy. | 1.3598 | 0.04064 | 214 | 150 | 51 | 13 |
1123 | What else do you think those boots were made for? | 1.3598 | 0.03899 | 214 | 147 | 57 | 10 |
1124 | This relationship you have with your horse....would you call it a normal relationship? | 1.3596 | 0.04041 | 228 | 162 | 50 | 16 |
1125 | So how’d you react when your mother signed you up for ballet lessons. | 1.3596 | 0.04088 | 228 | 163 | 48 | 17 |
1126 | OK, OK … die with them on if you must, but take the damn things off my couch right now or this session is over! | 1.3596 | 0.04212 | 203 | 143 | 47 | 13 |
1127 | A discouraging word may have been seldom on the range, but here in the city we use them as frequently as possible. | 1.3594 | 0.04283 | 217 | 157 | 42 | 18 |
1128 | How did it make you feel that your mama didn't want to let you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3594 | 0.04130 | 217 | 154 | 48 | 15 |
1129 | I can help---but it takes a long time and the chord has to want to change. | 1.3593 | 0.04051 | 231 | 165 | 49 | 17 |
1130 | I'd feel more comfortable if you put your chaps back on. | 1.3593 | 0.04143 | 231 | 167 | 45 | 19 |
1131 | When did you last see your darling Clementine? | 1.3592 | 0.03936 | 206 | 141 | 56 | 9 |
1132 | Do the deer and the antelope cause less, the same, or more anxiety compared to last week? | 1.3591 | 0.03829 | 220 | 151 | 59 | 10 |
1133 | Singing On Top Of Old Smokey and Down In The Valley does not make you a Bipolar Cowboy. | 1.3591 | 0.04478 | 220 | 164 | 33 | 23 |
1134 | I’m prescribing C major. | 1.3590 | 0.04193 | 234 | 171 | 42 | 21 |
1135 | You've made progress on your wife leaving you, but still haven't come to terms with the death of your dog. | 1.3590 | 0.04059 | 234 | 168 | 48 | 18 |
1136 | After you lost your wife, horse, and dog, then what happened? | 1.3590 | 0.03730 | 234 | 161 | 62 | 11 |
1137 | And what is it about the tumbling tumbleweeds that gives you this sense of freedom? | 1.3589 | 0.04072 | 209 | 146 | 51 | 12 |
1138 | Perhaps you put the banjo on your knee to subconsciously drive Susanna away. | 1.3587 | 0.04294 | 223 | 163 | 40 | 20 |
1139 | And did the poor lonesome cowboy have a mother? | 1.3587 | 0.04294 | 223 | 163 | 40 | 20 |
1140 | Do you think your problem is that you're playing a right-handed guitar with your left hand? | 1.3587 | 0.04247 | 223 | 162 | 42 | 19 |
1141 | Tell me in three chords about your childhood. | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
1142 | So who do you think done whom wrong? | 1.3585 | 0.04142 | 212 | 150 | 48 | 14 |
1143 | Tell me again about your wife leaving you, but this time, try it in G major. | 1.3584 | 0.04015 | 226 | 160 | 51 | 15 |
1144 | Your dog drank the whisky AND left you? Well, that is pretty harsh. | 1.3584 | 0.04112 | 226 | 162 | 47 | 17 |
1145 | I know you're lonesome, but that's what got you the record deal. | 1.3584 | 0.03916 | 226 | 158 | 55 | 13 |
1146 | I’m sorry but we will have to wrap this up. My high noon is here. | 1.3582 | 0.04179 | 201 | 141 | 48 | 12 |
1147 | But at home, you seldom heard a discouraging word? | 1.3582 | 0.04467 | 201 | 146 | 38 | 17 |
1148 | So you were 'home, home and deranged...And seldom was heard an encouraging word'? | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
1149 | If you stick to instrumentals we're not going to make any progress. | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
1150 | you have the lonesome cowboy blues | 1.3581 | 0.04409 | 215 | 158 | 37 | 20 |
1151 | So, your wife left you, your best friend stole your horse, the neighbor shot your dog. And you have two more verses? I'll clear my calendar. | 1.3581 | 0.04207 | 215 | 154 | 45 | 16 |
1152 | And was this the first time you recall feeling out of tune? | 1.3581 | 0.03881 | 229 | 160 | 56 | 13 |
1153 | When the antelope play and leave you out ... how does that make you feel? | 1.3579 | 0.04404 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 13 |
1154 | You seem sad and lonely. Have you considered switching to banjo? | 1.3578 | 0.04216 | 218 | 157 | 44 | 17 |
1155 | Of coarse you're depressed..most left handed guitar players are | 1.3578 | 0.04315 | 218 | 159 | 40 | 19 |
1156 | Maybe it would be best for you to forget the Alamo | 1.3578 | 0.03943 | 232 | 164 | 53 | 15 |
1157 | So your truck broke and your girlfriend ran off. Get over it. | 1.3575 | 0.04539 | 193 | 140 | 37 | 16 |
1158 | How long have you had this fear of losing your wife, your dog and your pickup truck? | 1.3575 | 0.04153 | 207 | 146 | 48 | 13 |
1159 | That's "on the range," not "I'm deranged." Look it up. | 1.3575 | 0.04209 | 207 | 147 | 46 | 14 |
1160 | Maybe if you played in a major key you'd be less depressed?... | 1.3575 | 0.04224 | 221 | 160 | 43 | 18 |
1161 | Am I to understand that your trauma began when the deer and the antelope refused to play? | 1.3575 | 0.04175 | 221 | 159 | 45 | 17 |
1162 | Let’s assume she had wnted you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3575 | 0.04076 | 221 | 157 | 49 | 15 |
1163 | Life's no rodeo, Doc. | 1.3575 | 0.03973 | 221 | 155 | 53 | 13 |
1164 | Now, did things begin to go south with your wife, before or after your dog died? | 1.3574 | 0.03814 | 235 | 164 | 58 | 13 |
1165 | So Western Medicine hasn’t been working for you? | 1.3571 | 0.04009 | 238 | 171 | 49 | 18 |
1166 | Why did you change your tune when you started singing about your mother? | 1.3571 | 0.04325 | 224 | 165 | 38 | 21 |
1167 | And when did the range stop feeling like home? | 1.3571 | 0.04221 | 210 | 150 | 45 | 15 |
1168 | Sir, we spoke about this once before. Hank Williams and lithium are a toxic combination. I’m switching you back to bourbon. | 1.3571 | 0.04278 | 224 | 164 | 40 | 20 |
1169 | But how seldom was heard an encouraging word? | 1.3571 | 0.04139 | 238 | 174 | 43 | 21 |
1170 | I see, and what were the deer and the antelope doing while they played? | 1.3571 | 0.04275 | 210 | 151 | 43 | 16 |
1171 | Try it once more from the top - this time with feeling. | 1.3571 | 0.04087 | 224 | 160 | 48 | 16 |
1172 | Those discouraging words, however seldom, might well have contributed to your issues... | 1.3568 | 0.04049 | 227 | 162 | 49 | 16 |
1173 | Ok, you don't have to start at the beginning this time, but take me back to that second bridge. | 1.3568 | 0.03951 | 227 | 160 | 53 | 14 |
1174 | Don't fret about it. | 1.3568 | 0.03906 | 213 | 147 | 56 | 10 |
1175 | Shall we discuss the drinkin', the cheatin' or your Momma? | 1.3568 | 0.04232 | 213 | 153 | 44 | 16 |
1176 | And when did this lonesome feeling first come over you ? | 1.3568 | 0.04126 | 213 | 151 | 48 | 14 |
1177 | And how often do you see these rings of fire? | 1.3565 | 0.04086 | 216 | 153 | 49 | 14 |
1178 | You’ll seldom hear discouraging words here either | 1.3564 | 0.04392 | 202 | 146 | 40 | 16 |
1179 | It certainly looks like a case of the blues. | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
1180 | ...looks like we’re out of time. Might I suggest you tune up before our next session. | 1.3562 | 0.04200 | 219 | 158 | 44 | 17 |
1181 | What do you think it is about bond trading that leaves you feeling this way? | 1.3562 | 0.04150 | 219 | 157 | 46 | 16 |
1182 | So you became neurotically conflicted when she took her love to town? | 1.3561 | 0.04062 | 205 | 143 | 51 | 11 |
1183 | Can you tell me why you think "seldom" is a discouraging word? | 1.3559 | 0.04351 | 222 | 164 | 37 | 21 |
1184 | So.., your guitar ain't got strings and your gun doesn't shoot. And your life stinks And so do your boots?". "I don't think you need a psychiatrist, I think you need an agent" | 1.3559 | 0.04060 | 222 | 158 | 49 | 15 |
1185 | Let’s start with when you ‘accidentally’ voted forTrump. | 1.3558 | 0.04408 | 208 | 152 | 38 | 18 |
1186 | Maybe you'd be happier if you didn't play shitty music like that. | 1.3558 | 0.04512 | 208 | 154 | 34 | 20 |
1187 | Slowly, in 3/4 time, tell me about your mother. | 1.3558 | 0.04137 | 208 | 147 | 48 | 13 |
1188 | Didn't your Mama warn you about growing up to be a cowboy? | 1.3558 | 0.04408 | 208 | 152 | 38 | 18 |
1189 | Just because you're a cowboy doesn't mean you have to be lonesome. | 1.3556 | 0.03923 | 225 | 158 | 54 | 13 |
1190 | So your Mother didn't want her baby to grow up and be a cowboy. | 1.3555 | 0.04041 | 211 | 148 | 51 | 12 |
1191 | And how did it make you feel when the lil doggies did not get along? | 1.3553 | 0.04352 | 197 | 141 | 42 | 14 |
1192 | I’d like you to imagine a world with deodorant. | 1.3553 | 0.04584 | 197 | 145 | 34 | 18 |
1193 | How old was Sue when he told you he wanted a gender reassignment? | 1.3553 | 0.03986 | 228 | 162 | 51 | 15 |
1194 | Now some discouraging words. The skies are sometimes cloudy all day. | 1.3553 | 0.04034 | 228 | 163 | 49 | 16 |
1195 | How does it make you feel that other mommas don't let their babies grow up to be cowboys | 1.3551 | 0.04267 | 214 | 155 | 42 | 17 |
1196 | Your home on the range sounds nice, but let's focus on that part about discouraging words and cloudy skies. | 1.3550 | 0.03997 | 231 | 165 | 50 | 16 |
1197 | You've got the "mental health isn't adequately covered by your insurance provider" blues. | 1.3550 | 0.04136 | 231 | 168 | 44 | 19 |
1198 | Have you ever told your low-down pa and good-for-nothin' ma how you really feel? | 1.3548 | 0.03965 | 217 | 152 | 53 | 12 |
1199 | Yes, your lyrics are original but many of my clients sing the same tune. | 1.3548 | 0.04018 | 217 | 153 | 51 | 13 |
1200 | As long as you recognize it's a temporary coping mechanism, give yourself license to use discouraging words more than seldom. | 1.3547 | 0.04374 | 203 | 147 | 40 | 16 |
1201 | As I said last week, you've got to know when to hold'em, know when to walk away... | 1.3545 | 0.04184 | 220 | 159 | 44 | 17 |
1202 | What seems to be the treble? | 1.3544 | 0.03926 | 237 | 169 | 52 | 16 |
1203 | You say your wife and your dog left you on the same day your truck broke down? | 1.3544 | 0.04274 | 206 | 148 | 43 | 15 |
1204 | And how does that make y'all feel? | 1.3543 | 0.04095 | 223 | 160 | 47 | 16 |
1205 | We're out of 3/4 time. Let's pick this up next week. | 1.3543 | 0.04045 | 223 | 159 | 49 | 15 |
1206 | I'm less interested in the deer and the antelope than I am in your mother. | 1.3543 | 0.04240 | 223 | 163 | 41 | 19 |
1207 | And, in this fantasy, when do the cows finally come home? | 1.3543 | 0.04045 | 223 | 159 | 49 | 15 |
1208 | When you come back next week I want to hear a sad song with a happy ending. | 1.3543 | 0.03995 | 223 | 158 | 51 | 14 |
1209 | So, in your grief, you turned to Clementine’s little sister. Do you think that was appropriate? | 1.3541 | 0.04391 | 209 | 153 | 38 | 18 |
1210 | How long have you felt your Mama didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3541 | 0.03949 | 209 | 145 | 54 | 10 |
1211 | You don't have to rhyme. Just tell me how you feel. | 1.3541 | 0.04064 | 209 | 147 | 50 | 12 |
1212 | It's nothing to fret over...you just have to learn to cut the chord. | 1.3540 | 0.04152 | 226 | 164 | 44 | 18 |
1213 | And how did you feel about your mother not wanting you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3540 | 0.04008 | 226 | 161 | 50 | 15 |
1214 | I can´t help but wonder, Vern, whether *you´re* the little dogie. | 1.3538 | 0.04440 | 195 | 141 | 39 | 15 |
1215 | Why do you think the deer and the antelope wouldn't play? | 1.3538 | 0.04320 | 195 | 139 | 43 | 13 |
1216 | That's all the time we have, next week we'll work in C major. | 1.3538 | 0.03725 | 260 | 185 | 58 | 17 |
1217 | In our next session, I'd like to focus more on the grinnin', and less on the pickin'. | 1.3538 | 0.04080 | 212 | 150 | 49 | 13 |
1218 | Well, like we've said before, Tex, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3538 | 0.04241 | 212 | 153 | 43 | 16 |
1219 | It started with a boy, named Sue! | 1.3537 | 0.04114 | 229 | 166 | 45 | 18 |
1220 | So when we left off you were down in Laredo and one of your colleagues was dying in the street. Thoughts? Feelings? | 1.3537 | 0.04206 | 229 | 168 | 41 | 20 |
1221 | That's not what I meant by "sliding scale." | 1.3535 | 0.04199 | 215 | 155 | 44 | 16 |
1222 | Maybe just choose one - country OR western? | 1.3532 | 0.04055 | 218 | 155 | 49 | 14 |
1223 | I hear booze, horses, dogs, guns, cops, injuns, girlfriends in your song, but your parents, no? | 1.3532 | 0.04405 | 218 | 162 | 35 | 21 |
1224 | No, I don’t know anything that rhymes with ‘personality disorder’ | 1.3532 | 0.04055 | 218 | 155 | 49 | 14 |
1225 | Maybe city life isn't for everybody. | 1.3532 | 0.03854 | 235 | 166 | 55 | 14 |
1226 | Talk a little more about your spurs, that jingle jangle jingle. | 1.3532 | 0.03759 | 235 | 164 | 59 | 12 |
1227 | And the skies are not cloudy all day? | 1.3529 | 0.04300 | 204 | 147 | 42 | 15 |
1228 | I don't get it. You told me you seldom heard a discouraging word. | 1.3529 | 0.03861 | 221 | 154 | 56 | 11 |
1229 | Tell me again about your mother, your dog, and your truck... in E minor this time. | 1.3529 | 0.03914 | 221 | 155 | 54 | 12 |
1230 | On a scale of one to ten, how 'downright lonesome ' are you feeling today? | 1.3529 | 0.04129 | 204 | 144 | 48 | 12 |
1231 | Your super-ego may be saying "no," but your id is clearly screaming YEE HAW. | 1.3527 | 0.03980 | 224 | 159 | 51 | 14 |
1232 | You can choose not to be lonesome. | 1.3527 | 0.04030 | 224 | 160 | 49 | 15 |
1233 | Pardner, instead of a ballad, how 'bout you rustle me up a payment? | 1.3527 | 0.04365 | 207 | 151 | 39 | 17 |
1234 | And when did you first experience this uncontrollable urge to play Bach? | 1.3527 | 0.04726 | 207 | 158 | 25 | 24 |
1235 | OK. You’ve suffered an unfaithful wife, too much cheap whiskey, and an old pick-up truck that never runs. How does that make you feel . . . in the key of G, please. | 1.3524 | 0.04090 | 227 | 164 | 46 | 17 |
1236 | So your doggies won’t get along? | 1.3524 | 0.04476 | 210 | 156 | 34 | 20 |
1237 | I think it's time to start singing a different tune. | 1.3524 | 0.04214 | 210 | 151 | 44 | 15 |
1238 | This is what I'm hearing, Sam: "You didn't tell your honey, and you didn't tell your kid. You saddled up your ego and you rode into your id, ohhh you rode into your id." Is that about right? | 1.3523 | 0.04409 | 193 | 139 | 40 | 14 |
1239 | Let’s move on from the truck and get back to the dog. | 1.3523 | 0.04348 | 193 | 138 | 42 | 13 |
1240 | To make any further progress, you'll have to change your tune. | 1.3521 | 0.04064 | 213 | 151 | 49 | 13 |
1241 | What do you mean, this office is too small for the two of us? | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
1242 | And how long have you and Lucille been having these problems? | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
1243 | So, I now know all about how your dog died, that your truck broke down and that your woman left you! Can you now sing a little about you? | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
1244 | I liked it better when you had the blues. | 1.3520 | 0.04538 | 196 | 144 | 35 | 17 |
1245 | There’s a reason they call you Billy the Id. | 1.3519 | 0.03728 | 233 | 162 | 60 | 11 |
1246 | Your fifteen minutes of fame ended thirty five minutes ago. | 1.3519 | 0.04384 | 216 | 160 | 36 | 20 |
1247 | Wait…your DOG stole your truck? | 1.3519 | 0.04234 | 216 | 157 | 42 | 17 |
1248 | On the couch again, I just can't wait to get on the couch again. | 1.3518 | 0.04374 | 199 | 144 | 40 | 15 |
1249 | You know Doc, sometimes a ge-tar is just a ge-tar. | 1.3518 | 0.04431 | 199 | 145 | 38 | 16 |
1250 | Just the verse about Momma again, please. | 1.3516 | 0.04193 | 219 | 159 | 43 | 17 |
1251 | And this is why your mama shouldn't have let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3516 | 0.03988 | 219 | 155 | 51 | 13 |
1252 | One should not need to feel guilty for picturing a deer and an antelope playing together. | 1.3515 | 0.04153 | 202 | 143 | 47 | 12 |
1253 | One more time, with feelings. | 1.3514 | 0.04604 | 185 | 135 | 35 | 15 |
1254 | I would say your diagnosis is OCD: Old Cowboy Disorder. | 1.3512 | 0.04283 | 205 | 148 | 42 | 15 |
1255 | I'm sorry, but 'Ramblin' Man' is not a psychiatric diagnosis. | 1.3511 | 0.04065 | 225 | 162 | 47 | 16 |
1256 | Let's talk about your avoidance of discouraging words | 1.3511 | 0.03966 | 225 | 160 | 51 | 14 |
1257 | Urban cowboy" is not an official disorder. Yet | 1.3510 | 0.03956 | 208 | 145 | 53 | 10 |
1258 | Can you describe your problem in two verses or less? | 1.3509 | 0.03930 | 228 | 162 | 52 | 14 |
1259 | Sometimes a cattle drive is just a cattle drive. | 1.3509 | 0.03979 | 228 | 163 | 50 | 15 |
1260 | So when did your heart become achy breaky? | 1.3508 | 0.04248 | 191 | 135 | 45 | 11 |
1261 | When we left off last week, you were about to tell me how you're coping without Clementine. | 1.3507 | 0.04088 | 211 | 150 | 48 | 13 |
1262 | If you’re singing about major depression, it’s easier to take in a minor key. | 1.3507 | 0.04143 | 211 | 151 | 46 | 14 |
1263 | And when did you first realize you were becoming a cliche? | 1.3507 | 0.04143 | 211 | 151 | 46 | 14 |
1264 | Well, maybe those little dogies would git along if you were more assertive. | 1.3505 | 0.03994 | 214 | 151 | 51 | 12 |
1265 | Start again from the top. | 1.3505 | 0.04260 | 214 | 156 | 41 | 17 |
1266 | I know it's not what you want to hear, Earl, but if you're going to play in Texas, you need to have a fiddle in the band. | 1.3505 | 0.04049 | 214 | 152 | 49 | 13 |
1267 | How lonesome is the prairie? | 1.3504 | 0.04001 | 234 | 169 | 48 | 17 |
1268 | I think the 'Mothers, don't let your sons' line may have significance." | 1.3503 | 0.04283 | 197 | 141 | 43 | 13 |
1269 | Sure I’m on the range, but am I ever really home? | 1.3502 | 0.04167 | 217 | 157 | 44 | 16 |
1270 | You seem a bit high strung today. | 1.3502 | 0.03902 | 217 | 152 | 54 | 11 |
1271 | Be patient. It takes a while to get over the death of a pickup truck. | 1.3500 | 0.04076 | 220 | 158 | 47 | 15 |
1272 | The good news is that you don't have pianist envy. | 1.3500 | 0.04413 | 200 | 146 | 38 | 16 |
1273 | Yes, I see. Tell me more about the deer and the antelope. | 1.3500 | 0.04297 | 200 | 144 | 42 | 14 |
1274 | You appear to be out of tune with your feelings. | 1.3500 | 0.04179 | 200 | 142 | 46 | 12 |
1275 | How did you feel when you found out that Old McDonald didn’t really have a farm? | 1.3500 | 0.04179 | 200 | 142 | 46 | 12 |
1276 | Yes I can help but nobody will buy songs about a wife coming back, the dog living and the train not hitting. | 1.3500 | 0.04025 | 220 | 157 | 49 | 14 |
1277 | In your home you heard more than a few discouraging words? | 1.3500 | 0.03920 | 220 | 155 | 53 | 12 |
1278 | I understand you don't want to be fenced in. How do you feel about walls? | 1.3500 | 0.03795 | 240 | 170 | 56 | 14 |
1279 | No, you'd be surprised, I see a great number of accountants who see themselves as "Singing Cowboys." | 1.3500 | 0.03758 | 220 | 152 | 59 | 9 |
1280 | Why is it so important to you that the little dogies get along? | 1.3498 | 0.03882 | 263 | 193 | 48 | 22 |
1281 | Sounds like you had a happy home on the range. | 1.3498 | 0.04038 | 223 | 160 | 48 | 15 |
1282 | If you are going to tell me your problems in a song, I am going to finish the bottle of vodka on the shelf behind me | 1.3495 | 0.04429 | 206 | 152 | 36 | 18 |
1283 | Just to watch him die may only have been a secondary motivation. Let's try to dig a bit deeper | 1.3495 | 0.04265 | 206 | 149 | 42 | 15 |
1284 | What I hear in that song are a need to conform to masculine norms and strong symptoms of depression. | 1.3493 | 0.04330 | 209 | 153 | 39 | 17 |
1285 | Just TELL me how you feel! | 1.3493 | 0.04222 | 209 | 151 | 43 | 15 |
1286 | I'm going to prescribe a course of singing lessons. | 1.3492 | 0.04469 | 189 | 137 | 38 | 14 |
1287 | Now tell me everything! No strings attached. | 1.3491 | 0.04114 | 232 | 170 | 43 | 19 |
1288 | Could you please elaborate on what you mean by 'seldom is heard a discouraging word'. | 1.3491 | 0.04127 | 212 | 152 | 46 | 14 |
1289 | Can you play 'Feelings'? | 1.3491 | 0.04233 | 212 | 154 | 42 | 16 |
1290 | Your spurs are ruining my couch! | 1.3491 | 0.04072 | 212 | 151 | 48 | 13 |
1291 | So, you walked out in the streets of Laredo. Then what happened? | 1.3491 | 0.03961 | 212 | 149 | 52 | 11 |
1292 | Well...it's catchy. However, I caution that "This Wall is Your Wall" presents an inherent, existential, Woody Guthrie meme conflict, exacerbated by heightened copyright infringement exposure. | 1.3489 | 0.04208 | 235 | 175 | 38 | 22 |
1293 | How does your mother feel about you growing up to be a cowboy? | 1.3489 | 0.03847 | 235 | 167 | 54 | 14 |
1294 | Why do YOU think the buffalo are roaming? | 1.3488 | 0.04139 | 215 | 155 | 45 | 15 |
1295 | I am OK with your guitar speaking for you, but tell it to respond to my questions. | 1.3488 | 0.03979 | 215 | 152 | 51 | 12 |
1296 | I think you’d do better reflecting on the Streets of Libido | 1.3486 | 0.04151 | 218 | 158 | 44 | 16 |
1297 | And when was it that you first felt fenced in, Butch? | 1.3486 | 0.03664 | 218 | 149 | 62 | 7 |
1298 | Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? | 1.3485 | 0.03917 | 241 | 174 | 50 | 17 |
1299 | Well, first, my mama told me not to grow up to be a cowboy... | 1.3485 | 0.04004 | 241 | 176 | 46 | 19 |
1300 | After months of analysis, I've reached my diagnosis. You have 'The Blues." | 1.3485 | 0.04556 | 198 | 147 | 33 | 18 |
1301 | I’d appreciate it if you could express your feelings without accompaniment. | 1.3485 | 0.04081 | 198 | 139 | 49 | 10 |
1302 | It’s time to stop blaming your mother. You chose to be a cowboy. | 1.3484 | 0.04161 | 221 | 161 | 43 | 17 |
1303 | I think you have to accept that she won't make her home on the range. | 1.3484 | 0.04061 | 221 | 159 | 47 | 15 |
1304 | Have you considered WHY your Dad looked relieved when he smashed your first guitar? | 1.3484 | 0.04161 | 221 | 161 | 43 | 17 |
1305 | Don't quit your day job, if you have one. | 1.3484 | 0.04161 | 221 | 161 | 43 | 17 |
1306 | And how does being born a ramblin' man make you feel? | 1.3483 | 0.04337 | 201 | 146 | 40 | 15 |
1307 | So tell me, when did you first meet Clementine? | 1.3483 | 0.04221 | 201 | 144 | 44 | 13 |
1308 | And what else did she tell your achy breaky heart? | 1.3482 | 0.04023 | 224 | 161 | 48 | 15 |
1309 | What did your Mama want you to grow up to be? | 1.3482 | 0.03807 | 247 | 177 | 54 | 16 |
1310 | If you knew how to play it, we might get somewhere | 1.3480 | 0.04292 | 204 | 148 | 41 | 15 |
1311 | Vat does "know vhen to fold them" mean? | 1.3480 | 0.04083 | 227 | 165 | 45 | 17 |
1312 | Its position suggests a phallic symbol, but its shape suggests something feminine. | 1.3480 | 0.03937 | 227 | 162 | 51 | 14 |
1313 | I studied at the “I’m OK, you’re OK” corral so this is not my first rodeo. | 1.3478 | 0.04303 | 207 | 151 | 40 | 16 |
1314 | Did you feel out of tune as a child? | 1.3478 | 0.03950 | 230 | 165 | 50 | 15 |
1315 | Have you tried more cowbell? | 1.3476 | 0.04259 | 210 | 153 | 41 | 16 |
1316 | You should practice more before you come next time | 1.3476 | 0.04259 | 210 | 153 | 41 | 16 |
1317 | So...your mother didn't want her baby to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3474 | 0.04056 | 213 | 152 | 48 | 13 |
1318 | It is quite normal to be lonely in the saddle after your horse dies. | 1.3474 | 0.04217 | 213 | 155 | 42 | 16 |
1319 | Tell me of this 'first rodeo.' | 1.3474 | 0.04320 | 213 | 157 | 38 | 18 |
1320 | So why do you think your mamma let her baby grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3473 | 0.04112 | 239 | 177 | 41 | 21 |
1321 | Can you play 'Crazy'? | 1.3473 | 0.03892 | 239 | 172 | 51 | 16 |
1322 | How about I take notes while you play them? | 1.3472 | 0.04123 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
1323 | Although seldom, how do you feel when you hear a discouraging word? | 1.3472 | 0.04175 | 216 | 157 | 43 | 16 |
1324 | So, your truck broke down, your wife left you, and your dog died... | 1.3470 | 0.04333 | 219 | 163 | 36 | 20 |
1325 | So you say you now have exes OUTSIDE of Texas? | 1.3470 | 0.04235 | 219 | 161 | 40 | 18 |
1326 | No, this ain't my first rodeo. | 1.3470 | 0.04284 | 219 | 162 | 38 | 19 |
1327 | Upon asking about subject's childhood, seldom is heard a discouraging word. | 1.3470 | 0.04032 | 219 | 157 | 48 | 14 |
1328 | So they gave you a home where the buffalo roam, and that wasn't enough? | 1.3469 | 0.04292 | 196 | 141 | 42 | 13 |
1329 | You're just stringing me along, aren't you? | 1.3468 | 0.03995 | 222 | 159 | 49 | 14 |
1330 | Maybe you should rehearse BEFORE our weekly sessions. | 1.3468 | 0.04096 | 222 | 161 | 45 | 16 |
1331 | And how did it make you feel when you lost your job, your wife left you and your dog ran away? | 1.3467 | 0.04057 | 225 | 163 | 46 | 16 |
1332 | Before you launch into another refrain, let me remind you that I bill by the hour. | 1.3467 | 0.03958 | 225 | 161 | 50 | 14 |
1333 | Git along little doggie. Your time is up. | 1.3466 | 0.03969 | 251 | 185 | 45 | 21 |
1334 | How 'bout 'Mamas Don't Let Their Babies Grow Up To Be Whiners? | 1.3465 | 0.04376 | 202 | 148 | 38 | 16 |
1335 | I'm tired of doing this....I'll give you $500 for the guitar and hat! | 1.3465 | 0.04085 | 202 | 143 | 48 | 11 |
1336 | You are not an "old cowhand from the Rio Grande." You are a wannabe with delusions of grandeur & a drinking problem. | 1.3465 | 0.04431 | 228 | 174 | 29 | 25 |
1337 | How does it feel when the little dogie doesn't get along? | 1.3465 | 0.04115 | 228 | 167 | 43 | 18 |
1338 | And what do you think? Is freedom just another name for nothin' left to lose? | 1.3463 | 0.04385 | 205 | 151 | 37 | 17 |
1339 | You can skip the refrains. | 1.3463 | 0.03924 | 205 | 143 | 53 | 9 |
1340 | The problem isn't with your love-life; it's your nasally voice and poor intonation. | 1.3463 | 0.04439 | 205 | 152 | 35 | 18 |
1341 | Yes, I know you paid your dues, but our time is still up! | 1.3463 | 0.04030 | 231 | 168 | 46 | 17 |
1342 | How long have you been lonesome? | 1.3462 | 0.03948 | 234 | 169 | 49 | 16 |
1343 | And how do those discouraging words make you feel? | 1.3462 | 0.03806 | 234 | 166 | 55 | 13 |
1344 | So what I’m hearing is that you don’t feel at Home on the Range. | 1.3462 | 0.03888 | 208 | 145 | 54 | 9 |
1345 | You have C.D.D cattle deficit disorder. I'm going to write you a prescription for steeroids. | 1.3460 | 0.03773 | 237 | 168 | 56 | 13 |
1346 | This week you can sing about anything but your dog, your pickup truck and your horse. | 1.3460 | 0.03958 | 237 | 172 | 48 | 17 |
1347 | Relax. You're too high strung. | 1.3460 | 0.04295 | 211 | 155 | 39 | 17 |
1348 | Do you know "How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? | 1.3460 | 0.04189 | 211 | 153 | 43 | 15 |
1349 | OK. So your wife left you; the dog died; and your truck broke down. How does that make you feel? | 1.3458 | 0.04252 | 214 | 157 | 40 | 17 |
1350 | This might not be your first rodeo, Mr. Cassidy, but for $150 an hour, I suggest we get down to business. | 1.3458 | 0.03986 | 214 | 152 | 50 | 12 |
1351 | Yes, those are your words, but let's talk about the underlying tones. | 1.3455 | 0.04106 | 191 | 134 | 48 | 9 |
1352 | If you play 'feelings' one more time I'm gonna end this session. | 1.3455 | 0.04788 | 191 | 145 | 26 | 20 |
1353 | I can't really tell you why your guitar is high-strung. | 1.3455 | 0.03899 | 246 | 179 | 49 | 18 |
1354 | Sorry, "Lonesome Cowboy" is not a Jungian Archetype. | 1.3454 | 0.04194 | 194 | 138 | 45 | 11 |
1355 | What happened after you left her for Jolene? | 1.3454 | 0.04065 | 194 | 136 | 49 | 9 |
1356 | Sing some more about your little dogie. | 1.3453 | 0.04030 | 223 | 161 | 47 | 15 |
1357 | Just to clarify...are you singing about your horse or you partner? | 1.3453 | 0.04226 | 223 | 165 | 39 | 19 |
1358 | So when did your dogies stop getting along? | 1.3453 | 0.03929 | 223 | 159 | 51 | 13 |
1359 | Yes, yes, I get that you're lonesome, let's move on. | 1.3451 | 0.04138 | 226 | 166 | 42 | 18 |
1360 | In your case, your mother was right. No shoes on the couch, please. | 1.3451 | 0.04090 | 226 | 165 | 44 | 17 |
1361 | Have you tried just singing happier songs to see how that feels? | 1.3451 | 0.04042 | 226 | 164 | 46 | 16 |
1362 | And how did it make you feel when the little dogies wouldn’t git along? | 1.3451 | 0.03944 | 226 | 162 | 50 | 14 |
1363 | So you never actually felt at home on the range?" - Tory Hoen, Brooklyn, N | 1.3451 | 0.03842 | 255 | 186 | 50 | 19 |
1364 | and the sky’s are not cloudy all day... Interesting... | 1.3450 | 0.04170 | 200 | 143 | 45 | 12 |
1365 | Did you lose your musical talent before or after you lost your dog, your horse, and your wife? | 1.3450 | 0.04053 | 229 | 167 | 45 | 17 |
1366 | So you left Cheyanne and were off to Montan, after which you said good-bye to someone you called 'Old Paint'. Tell me, did your mother wear a lot of makeup? | 1.3450 | 0.04053 | 229 | 167 | 45 | 17 |
1367 | You see, the deer and the antelope don't get along and a discouraging word is heard more often then you think | 1.3448 | 0.03874 | 232 | 166 | 52 | 14 |
1368 | You here for your weekly tune up? | 1.3447 | 0.04421 | 206 | 153 | 35 | 18 |
1369 | As Freud said "Know when to hold em." | 1.3445 | 0.03944 | 238 | 173 | 48 | 17 |
1370 | Play me that one about your mother again. | 1.3445 | 0.03853 | 238 | 171 | 52 | 15 |
1371 | So long have you been feeling so lonesome you could cry? | 1.3445 | 0.04047 | 209 | 149 | 48 | 12 |
1372 | Let's strum back a few bars to your wild, lawless years. | 1.3444 | 0.04338 | 180 | 128 | 42 | 10 |
1373 | No, singing the blues is not the same as venting your feelings. | 1.3443 | 0.04118 | 212 | 153 | 45 | 14 |
1374 | Yes, buffalo, deer and antelope...but how do YOU feel when the sky IS cloudy all day? | 1.3442 | 0.04184 | 215 | 157 | 42 | 16 |
1375 | It's your fifty minutes. Discouraging words are okay in here, and yes, the skies really can be cloudy all day. | 1.3442 | 0.04131 | 215 | 156 | 44 | 15 |
1376 | So, who exactly fenced you in ? | 1.3442 | 0.04184 | 215 | 157 | 42 | 16 |
1377 | It's a perfectly natural thing to fear, but we all have to eventually come to the end of the trail. | 1.3442 | 0.04025 | 215 | 154 | 48 | 13 |
1378 | Next week,we'll pick it up from the bridge. | 1.3442 | 0.04131 | 215 | 156 | 44 | 15 |
1379 | No, I don't think hearing a couple of verses of 'All My Ex's Live in Texas' would be helpful. | 1.3440 | 0.04092 | 218 | 158 | 45 | 15 |
1380 | I'm just messing with you Doc. I didn't really shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. | 1.3440 | 0.04040 | 218 | 157 | 47 | 14 |
1381 | I gather from this that you have a phobia of being fenced in. | 1.3440 | 0.03825 | 218 | 153 | 55 | 10 |
1382 | You don't need to respond to each question with a song. | 1.3439 | 0.03950 | 221 | 158 | 50 | 13 |
1383 | Tell me more about this discouraging word. | 1.3438 | 0.04065 | 224 | 163 | 45 | 16 |
1384 | That's quite a collection of discouraging words. I guess you've been saving them a while. | 1.3438 | 0.04162 | 224 | 165 | 41 | 18 |
1385 | You talk a lot about being wanted, but what about feeling wanted? | 1.3438 | 0.04015 | 224 | 162 | 47 | 15 |
1386 | There are no “discouraging words.” | 1.3438 | 0.04065 | 224 | 163 | 45 | 16 |
1387 | What makes you think the cow doesn't love you back? | 1.3438 | 0.04210 | 224 | 166 | 39 | 19 |
1388 | So, your momma let you grew up to be a cowboy? | 1.3436 | 0.03829 | 227 | 161 | 54 | 12 |
1389 | Even Freud said, "Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar." | 1.3436 | 0.03879 | 227 | 162 | 52 | 13 |
1390 | More Woody. Less Merle. | 1.3436 | 0.03829 | 227 | 161 | 54 | 12 |
1391 | And, in my dream, she's driving six BLACK horses 'round the mountain.... | 1.3436 | 0.03829 | 227 | 161 | 54 | 12 |
1392 | I’ve heard enough. | 1.3436 | 0.03829 | 227 | 161 | 54 | 12 |
1393 | So you blame your Momma for not making you be a doctor or lawyer and such. | 1.3435 | 0.03942 | 230 | 166 | 49 | 15 |
1394 | Sometimes a song is just a song. | 1.3435 | 0.04084 | 230 | 169 | 43 | 18 |
1395 | Jimmy Crack corn and I don’t care?” You really have to start showing interest in others if you want to make progress | 1.3435 | 0.03990 | 230 | 167 | 47 | 16 |
1396 | So she never wanted you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3435 | 0.04176 | 230 | 171 | 39 | 20 |
1397 | Tell me more about these discouraging words you have been hearing. | 1.3433 | 0.03954 | 233 | 169 | 48 | 16 |
1398 | Why do you think you killed that man in Reno? | 1.3433 | 0.03812 | 233 | 166 | 54 | 13 |
1399 | You’ll change your tune when the Democrats take back the Senate. | 1.3433 | 0.04328 | 201 | 147 | 39 | 15 |
1400 | Sometimes a C chord is just a C chord. | 1.3433 | 0.04385 | 201 | 148 | 37 | 16 |
1401 | ... and when did you first realize your li'l doggee just couldn't git along? | 1.3433 | 0.04092 | 201 | 143 | 47 | 11 |
1402 | Let's work on changing your tune. | 1.3433 | 0.04152 | 201 | 144 | 45 | 12 |
1403 | If I played your stuff, I'd see me too. | 1.3431 | 0.04395 | 204 | 151 | 36 | 17 |
1404 | Your horse died, your dog ran away, your girl left you for another feller... no wonder you’re depressed. | 1.3431 | 0.04339 | 204 | 150 | 38 | 16 |
1405 | Are the lyrics: “She slept with my brother Ward, so I hit her with my Ford,” literal or metaphorical? | 1.3431 | 0.04227 | 204 | 148 | 42 | 14 |
1406 | How long have you been an investment banker? | 1.3431 | 0.04169 | 204 | 147 | 44 | 13 |
1407 | Your life would improve if you knew more than 3 chords. | 1.3431 | 0.04052 | 204 | 145 | 48 | 11 |
1408 | So, your gal, she done left you. And your dog died. | 1.3431 | 0.04062 | 239 | 177 | 42 | 20 |
1409 | Yes, Senator Cruz, Texans still think of you as a foreigner. | 1.3431 | 0.03975 | 239 | 175 | 46 | 18 |
1410 | Get your mind out of the guitar. | 1.3430 | 0.04184 | 207 | 150 | 43 | 14 |
1411 | Have you considered that your lonesomeness may be a result of your inaccurately curated social media persona? | 1.3430 | 0.04070 | 207 | 148 | 47 | 12 |
1412 | There was blood on the saddle? I'll refer you to a proctologist instead. | 1.3430 | 0.04508 | 207 | 156 | 31 | 20 |
1413 | Anything else you remember about the first verse? | 1.3429 | 0.04251 | 210 | 154 | 40 | 16 |
1414 | Have you tried bottling up your emotions instead? | 1.3429 | 0.04460 | 210 | 158 | 32 | 20 |
1415 | I keep hearing the same old tune from you. | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
1416 | I don't think I can help you. This IS my first rodeo. | 1.3427 | 0.04048 | 213 | 153 | 47 | 13 |
1417 | And why were you, a boy, named Sue? | 1.3426 | 0.03788 | 216 | 151 | 56 | 9 |
1418 | Do you realize that song is full of discouraging words? | 1.3426 | 0.04115 | 216 | 157 | 44 | 15 |
1419 | And your horse left you when? | 1.3426 | 0.04063 | 216 | 156 | 46 | 14 |
1420 | Okay. You lost your dog, your truck and your woman. How does that make you feel? | 1.3426 | 0.04063 | 216 | 156 | 46 | 14 |
1421 | Your truck, your dog and your woman all in one day? Hmmm....I’ve heard worse. | 1.3426 | 0.04063 | 216 | 156 | 46 | 14 |
1422 | Why so certain that the misfortune of the little dogies is none of your own? | 1.3425 | 0.04024 | 219 | 158 | 47 | 14 |
1423 | About how long has it been since you felt at home on the range? | 1.3423 | 0.03935 | 222 | 159 | 50 | 13 |
1424 | These chronic lonesome feelings are quite common for people in your profession. | 1.3423 | 0.03722 | 222 | 155 | 58 | 9 |
1425 | I’m so lonesome I could cry too...but I’m not singing about i | 1.3423 | 0.03935 | 222 | 159 | 50 | 13 |
1426 | On the outside people see cowboy but on the inside I have always felt like an indian. | 1.3422 | 0.03900 | 225 | 161 | 51 | 13 |
1427 | It is perfectly normal. In college many boys experiment with reggae riffs. | 1.3422 | 0.03900 | 225 | 161 | 51 | 13 |
1428 | And then all I heard were discouraging words | 1.3422 | 0.04241 | 225 | 168 | 37 | 20 |
1429 | These feelings are not uncommon, but there are plenty of women who would be satisfied with just an 8-gallon hat. | 1.3421 | 0.03964 | 228 | 165 | 48 | 15 |
1430 | So, after your wife ran off with your no-account brother, how long was it till the dump truck ran over your dog? | 1.3420 | 0.04452 | 193 | 142 | 36 | 15 |
1431 | Let’s see. Your dog died, your wife left you and your pickup was stolen. That about it? | 1.3419 | 0.04078 | 234 | 173 | 42 | 19 |
1432 | What happened to the tuxedo and cello? | 1.3418 | 0.04221 | 196 | 141 | 43 | 12 |
1433 | Let's see, your Daddy left you at age 3 and named you Sue. So what brings you here? | 1.3418 | 0.04520 | 196 | 146 | 33 | 17 |
1434 | So you wandered the desert on a horse with no name and still can't come up with a name. | 1.3417 | 0.04414 | 199 | 147 | 36 | 16 |
1435 | So, this man in Reno that you shot? Tell me more about him. | 1.3417 | 0.04414 | 199 | 147 | 36 | 16 |
1436 | ...so give me a home where the ‘bison’ roam? I think I see the problem. | 1.3417 | 0.03734 | 240 | 171 | 56 | 13 |
1437 | Let’s discuss how your day went and a 1 and a 2... | 1.3416 | 0.04194 | 202 | 146 | 43 | 13 |
1438 | Okay, so tell me more about this hitch in your giddy-up? | 1.3416 | 0.04367 | 202 | 149 | 37 | 16 |
1439 | Shall I assume that "Git along Little Doggie" is cowboy code for " I don't want to talk about my mother?" | 1.3416 | 0.04587 | 202 | 153 | 29 | 20 |
1440 | You may have lost your dog, your horse and your woman, but you still have to pay me. | 1.3416 | 0.04054 | 243 | 181 | 41 | 21 |
1441 | And do you think the little doggies resented your telling them to git along? | 1.3416 | 0.03703 | 243 | 173 | 57 | 13 |
1442 | So you keep hearing a discouraging word and the skies are cloudy all day. | 1.3415 | 0.04537 | 205 | 155 | 30 | 20 |
1443 | Have you tried playing right-handed? | 1.3415 | 0.04152 | 205 | 148 | 44 | 13 |
1444 | And how long would you say you've had these lovesick, lonesome blues? | 1.3415 | 0.04266 | 205 | 150 | 40 | 15 |
1445 | When did you realize the "cold,cold heart" might be yours? | 1.3415 | 0.04152 | 205 | 148 | 44 | 13 |
1446 | Are you sure there weren't more complex motivations than "Just to watch him die"? | 1.3415 | 0.04209 | 205 | 149 | 42 | 14 |
1447 | Let’s focus on the 10-gallon half-full. | 1.3414 | 0.03508 | 249 | 174 | 65 | 10 |
1448 | I'm a bit concerned that you're still feeling so lonesome you could cry. | 1.3413 | 0.03996 | 208 | 148 | 49 | 11 |
1449 | So your mama didn't want you to grow up and be a cowboy. How does that make you feel? | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
1450 | If that's the way you want it, I'll start singing the questions." | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
1451 | Looks like our time is up for today. Now, git along, li'l doggie. | 1.3413 | 0.03938 | 208 | 147 | 51 | 10 |
1452 | Do you believe your father intended his words to be discouraging? | 1.3412 | 0.03958 | 211 | 150 | 50 | 11 |
1453 | Let's revisit that second verse. | 1.3412 | 0.03843 | 211 | 148 | 54 | 9 |
1454 | Recognizing you've got the blues is the first step toward overcoming them. | 1.3412 | 0.04180 | 211 | 154 | 42 | 15 |
1455 | Just three chords and the truth, please. | 1.3412 | 0.03836 | 255 | 187 | 49 | 19 |
1456 | When you speak of your truck, do you mean your mother? | 1.3411 | 0.04032 | 214 | 154 | 47 | 13 |
1457 | But WHY do you think you're a lonesome cowboy? | 1.3410 | 0.03994 | 217 | 156 | 48 | 13 |
1458 | Without lyrics, my diagnosis may be a bit speculative. | 1.3410 | 0.04099 | 217 | 158 | 44 | 15 |
1459 | Let's start where we left off last week. You were at home on the range and you heard a discouraging word. How did the make you feel about yourself? | 1.3410 | 0.04099 | 217 | 158 | 44 | 15 |
1460 | I sense a resentment towards your Mother, for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3410 | 0.03830 | 217 | 153 | 54 | 10 |
1461 | Sometimes a hat is just a hat. | 1.3409 | 0.04009 | 220 | 159 | 47 | 14 |
1462 | You've got pluck. | 1.3409 | 0.04009 | 220 | 159 | 47 | 14 |
1463 | I'll make note of that. | 1.3408 | 0.03763 | 223 | 157 | 56 | 10 |
1464 | Our sessions would be more effective if you used your words. | 1.3407 | 0.03834 | 226 | 161 | 53 | 12 |
1465 | One yodel, and we're through. | 1.3407 | 0.04034 | 226 | 165 | 45 | 16 |
1466 | Yes, but what do you suppose the root of this achy-ness and/or breaky-ness is? | 1.3406 | 0.03997 | 229 | 167 | 46 | 16 |
1467 | If I hear you, you're so lonesome you could cry | 1.3405 | 0.04008 | 232 | 170 | 45 | 17 |
1468 | My wife's still with me, my dogs alive and I haven't crashed my truck in years. | 1.3403 | 0.03846 | 238 | 172 | 51 | 15 |
1469 | So, in your dream, as you walked out in the streets of Laredo, you spied a young cowpoke. Tell me, did he look like your mother? | 1.3403 | 0.04070 | 238 | 177 | 41 | 20 |
1470 | Let me see if I got the refrain right... “It can happen to you, if you’re Jung at heart”. | 1.3403 | 0.03937 | 238 | 174 | 47 | 17 |
1471 | I'm referring you to a musicologist. | 1.3402 | 0.04247 | 194 | 140 | 42 | 12 |
1472 | Tell me more about the streets of Laredo. | 1.3401 | 0.04014 | 197 | 139 | 49 | 9 |
1473 | So tell me when you first noticed your girlfriend left you, took your dog, and stole your truck. | 1.3401 | 0.04325 | 197 | 144 | 39 | 14 |
1474 | So, when you are lonesome, and could cry, how else do you feel? | 1.3401 | 0.04443 | 197 | 146 | 35 | 16 |
1475 | My advice to you is: Hit the road Jack and don't you come back! | 1.3401 | 0.03963 | 247 | 183 | 44 | 20 |
1476 | Okay, but now go back a few bars. | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
1477 | It's seldom I hear a discouraging word in your lyrics. What's wrong? | 1.3399 | 0.04177 | 203 | 147 | 43 | 13 |
1478 | And how long have you been seeing these ghost riders in the sky? | 1.3398 | 0.03618 | 256 | 183 | 59 | 14 |
1479 | Your heart is broken, you drink whiskey, and you drive a pickup truck - is there anything else I should know? | 1.3397 | 0.04260 | 209 | 154 | 39 | 16 |
1480 | You seem a little flat. I'm writing you a quarter rest and crescendo until next time. | 1.3397 | 0.04205 | 209 | 153 | 41 | 15 |
1481 | You say you grew up when seldom was heard a discouraging word. | 1.3397 | 0.04313 | 209 | 155 | 37 | 17 |
1482 | So, your wife left you, the bank repossessed your truck, and then your dog died. How did that make you feel?" | 1.3397 | 0.04260 | 209 | 154 | 39 | 16 |
1483 | Singing the same sad song isn't progress. | 1.3397 | 0.04260 | 209 | 154 | 39 | 16 |
1484 | I'm sorry sir, but the "honky tonk blues" are not in the DSM. | 1.3397 | 0.04094 | 209 | 151 | 45 | 13 |
1485 | Go back to when you were a young cowhand, before you got to the Rio Grande. | 1.3396 | 0.03828 | 212 | 149 | 54 | 9 |
1486 | It seems we've both struck a chord. | 1.3396 | 0.03999 | 212 | 152 | 48 | 12 |
1487 | And WHY were you drunk the day your mom got out of prison? | 1.3396 | 0.04164 | 212 | 155 | 42 | 15 |
1488 | Let's just go with that - sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3395 | 0.04123 | 215 | 157 | 43 | 15 |
1489 | OK. Tell me about your dogie. | 1.3394 | 0.03979 | 218 | 157 | 48 | 13 |
1490 | And the fact that the guitar is shaped like your mother...? | 1.3394 | 0.04135 | 218 | 160 | 42 | 16 |
1491 | Our time is up little dogie. | 1.3394 | 0.04095 | 221 | 162 | 43 | 16 |
1492 | Let’s talk about your achy-breaky heart | 1.3394 | 0.03942 | 221 | 159 | 49 | 13 |
1493 | And how does that transition from major to minor really make you feel? | 1.3393 | 0.04007 | 224 | 163 | 46 | 15 |
1494 | Look, it's your hour, but if I were you, I'd skip the chorus and just share your feelings with me about this Clementine of yours. | 1.3393 | 0.04154 | 224 | 166 | 40 | 18 |
1495 | So, you say that "the range" is the only place where you feel at home. | 1.3392 | 0.03871 | 227 | 163 | 51 | 13 |
1496 | Why do you think the deer and the antelope play? | 1.3392 | 0.03971 | 227 | 165 | 47 | 15 |
1497 | If you want me to help you heal, you’ll have to stop picking at that. | 1.3391 | 0.03994 | 233 | 171 | 45 | 17 |
1498 | A lonesome whistle blowin'... And what was your second memory? | 1.3390 | 0.03625 | 236 | 166 | 60 | 10 |
1499 | Let me get this straight, your wife left you, your dog ran away, and your truck was repossessed? You're ready to be a country star. | 1.3389 | 0.03832 | 239 | 173 | 51 | 15 |
1500 | Why are you obsessed with the deer and antelope playing? | 1.3388 | 0.03800 | 242 | 175 | 52 | 15 |
1501 | Not just bipolar, more like yippee high, yippee low. | 1.3388 | 0.03856 | 245 | 179 | 49 | 17 |
1502 | So you say they're building a wall "where the buffalo roam?" | 1.3385 | 0.04700 | 192 | 146 | 27 | 19 |
1503 | So, when did you start feeling this compulsion to play jazz? | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
1504 | Do you feel that all trails are lonesome? | 1.3382 | 0.03944 | 207 | 147 | 50 | 10 |
1505 | Let's see. . . your dog, pick-up truck and mother. Let's focus on your mother. | 1.3382 | 0.03944 | 207 | 147 | 50 | 10 |
1506 | Cry me a river. | 1.3381 | 0.04401 | 210 | 158 | 33 | 19 |
1507 | And how did losing your momma, your dog and your pickup truck make you feel? | 1.3381 | 0.04078 | 210 | 152 | 45 | 13 |
1508 | Maybe if you hadn't gotten a fucking worthless music degree you would be able to support your wife and kids and she wouldn't have left you. Did you ever think about that? | 1.3381 | 0.04401 | 210 | 158 | 33 | 19 |
1509 | And you say your girlfriend prefers the strings unattached? | 1.3381 | 0.04022 | 210 | 151 | 47 | 12 |
1510 | So when did you discover you were a Jewish cowboy? | 1.3380 | 0.04093 | 213 | 155 | 44 | 14 |
1511 | When, exactly, did you stop feeling at home, home on the range? | 1.3380 | 0.03871 | 213 | 151 | 52 | 10 |
1512 | Beautiful lyrics, but now I'm depressed. | 1.3380 | 0.04200 | 213 | 157 | 40 | 16 |
1513 | ...and that is string theory. | 1.3380 | 0.04159 | 216 | 159 | 41 | 16 |
1514 | What makes you say that your Mamma shouldn't have let you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3379 | 0.03746 | 219 | 154 | 56 | 9 |
1515 | Would it help if the home had cats instead of buffalo? | 1.3379 | 0.03856 | 219 | 156 | 52 | 11 |
1516 | We had been talking about your dog, your truck, and your wife. | 1.3379 | 0.04068 | 219 | 160 | 44 | 15 |
1517 | What led your wife to accuse you of having a mid-life crisis? | 1.3379 | 0.04119 | 219 | 161 | 42 | 16 |
1518 | How did it make you feel when those dogies wouldn't git along? | 1.3378 | 0.03927 | 222 | 160 | 49 | 13 |
1519 | Yes, if it helps, sing it. | 1.3378 | 0.03714 | 222 | 156 | 57 | 9 |
1520 | Of course you're neurotic. You play country and western. | 1.3378 | 0.03875 | 222 | 159 | 51 | 12 |
1521 | So do you know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em? | 1.3378 | 0.03927 | 222 | 160 | 49 | 13 |
1522 | Do you think you may be trying to tell yourself something with your rendition, "Home, Home On Derange"? | 1.3378 | 0.04280 | 225 | 170 | 34 | 21 |
1523 | So, do you think you should hold ‘em or fold ‘em? | 1.3378 | 0.03788 | 225 | 160 | 54 | 11 |
1524 | Take a sad song and make it better. | 1.3377 | 0.04004 | 228 | 167 | 45 | 16 |
1525 | So, your Mama wanted a doctor, or lawyer, or such? | 1.3377 | 0.04004 | 228 | 167 | 45 | 16 |
1526 | Pardon me. You said your girlfriend has not cheated on you and you don't drink to excess? | 1.3377 | 0.03807 | 228 | 163 | 53 | 12 |
1527 | So you feel anger that mama done let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3377 | 0.04243 | 231 | 175 | 34 | 22 |
1528 | You know if you didn't have to rhyme I might find out more. | 1.3368 | 0.04366 | 190 | 139 | 38 | 13 |
1529 | Where do you feel most at home? | 1.3366 | 0.04301 | 202 | 149 | 38 | 15 |
1530 | So encouraging words are seldom heard? | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
1531 | I’ll thank you not to spit tobacco juice on my Persian rug every time I mention your mother. | 1.3366 | 0.04414 | 202 | 151 | 34 | 17 |
1532 | If we can’t move past your old sad song, I’m afraid this will be our last session. | 1.3366 | 0.04257 | 205 | 151 | 39 | 15 |
1533 | So your mamma didn’t want you to grow up and become a cowboy? | 1.3365 | 0.04045 | 208 | 150 | 46 | 12 |
1534 | So you blame your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3365 | 0.04268 | 208 | 154 | 38 | 16 |
1535 | I’d prefer your co-pay in cash, not Cash. | 1.3365 | 0.04225 | 211 | 156 | 39 | 16 |
1536 | Slim, not every sad story fits into a country song. | 1.3365 | 0.04117 | 211 | 154 | 43 | 14 |
1537 | Alright. Let's take you off all Country. I am prescribing 3 hours of Dixieland Jazz daily. We may add some Bubblegum Pop if that doesn't help. | 1.3365 | 0.04172 | 211 | 155 | 41 | 15 |
1538 | Full disclosure—I’d have grown up to be a cowboy if my mama had let me. | 1.3365 | 0.04006 | 211 | 152 | 47 | 12 |
1539 | And how did loosing your girl, your truck, and your dog make you feel? | 1.3364 | 0.04438 | 214 | 163 | 30 | 21 |
1540 | So you say the deer and the antelope aren't playing anymore? | 1.3364 | 0.04183 | 214 | 158 | 40 | 16 |
1541 | ... and when was it that you first started to feel lonesome? | 1.3364 | 0.04038 | 217 | 158 | 45 | 14 |
1542 | You know, it's never too late to give up and work in finance. | 1.3364 | 0.04091 | 217 | 159 | 43 | 15 |
1543 | You say you can't remember the Alamo? | 1.3364 | 0.04294 | 217 | 163 | 35 | 19 |
1544 | So, in the dream, you are playing guitar. What instruments do the deer and antelope play? | 1.3364 | 0.04244 | 217 | 162 | 37 | 18 |
1545 | So your woman left you, you lost your job, your dog died and you got drunk last night. How does that make you feel? | 1.3364 | 0.04001 | 220 | 160 | 46 | 14 |
1546 | I think you need to join a two-step group. | 1.3364 | 0.04001 | 220 | 160 | 46 | 14 |
1547 | 'It's not quite what I had in mind when I said you should spend some time in the country.' | 1.3363 | 0.03860 | 223 | 160 | 51 | 12 |
1548 | Well, I have come to the conclusion that mommas really should not let their babies grow up to be cowboys. | 1.3363 | 0.04114 | 223 | 165 | 41 | 17 |
1549 | Why the blues, if the skies are not cloudy all day? | 1.3363 | 0.03669 | 226 | 159 | 58 | 9 |
1550 | Perhaps the deer and the antelope are the one's with the issues. | 1.3363 | 0.03928 | 226 | 164 | 48 | 14 |
1551 | You say you've been through the desert on a horse with no name, yet you now refer to it as "Mother." What do you think that means? | 1.3362 | 0.03941 | 229 | 167 | 47 | 15 |
1552 | So this just started out of the blues? | 1.3362 | 0.03843 | 229 | 165 | 51 | 13 |
1553 | And after the cattle drive... you felt empty. | 1.3362 | 0.03941 | 229 | 167 | 47 | 15 |
1554 | And how is your relationship with your... er...horse? | 1.3362 | 0.03941 | 229 | 167 | 47 | 15 |
1555 | Well, if you say: 'seldom is heard a discouraging word and the sky is not cloudy all day,' what's the problem? | 1.3362 | 0.03919 | 235 | 172 | 47 | 16 |
1556 | You can’t be “Back in the Saddle Again” until you conquer your fear of horses. | 1.3362 | 0.04010 | 235 | 174 | 43 | 18 |
1557 | Let's try to break from the 'what in tarnation' and concentrate on the 'who in tarnation'. | 1.3361 | 0.03697 | 238 | 170 | 56 | 12 |
1558 | It’s a new type of therapy where you play the guitar for 50 minutes and I charge you $200. | 1.3352 | 0.04070 | 182 | 128 | 47 | 7 |
1559 | You've got to stop blaming your mamma for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3351 | 0.04263 | 188 | 136 | 41 | 11 |
1560 | In my professional opinion, I don’t believe minor chords are a healthy coping mechanism. | 1.3350 | 0.03872 | 197 | 138 | 52 | 7 |
1561 | When I ask how something feels, I'd like you to use words. | 1.3350 | 0.04027 | 200 | 143 | 47 | 10 |
1562 | Beto, get a shave and run for President, it'll take your mind off yourself. | 1.3350 | 0.04009 | 206 | 148 | 47 | 11 |
1563 | Why do YOU think your mama didn't let you become a doctor, or lawyer, and such? | 1.3350 | 0.04126 | 206 | 150 | 43 | 13 |
1564 | I think it's fairly obvious why mom liked me best. | 1.3349 | 0.04196 | 209 | 154 | 40 | 15 |
1565 | Now tell me exactly how it struck a chord with you. | 1.3349 | 0.03913 | 209 | 149 | 50 | 10 |
1566 | Now, sing that one about your mother again. | 1.3349 | 0.04046 | 212 | 154 | 45 | 13 |
1567 | Wait, I'm still on the first verse... | 1.3349 | 0.03990 | 212 | 153 | 47 | 12 |
1568 | Yes, I understand you're a lone cowhand from the Rio Grande. Unfortunately, you also have 'mommy' issues. | 1.3349 | 0.04023 | 218 | 159 | 45 | 14 |
1569 | What brings you in today if indeed, seldom is heard a discouraging word? | 1.3348 | 0.04087 | 221 | 163 | 42 | 16 |
1570 | I am following you, just not in that key. | 1.3348 | 0.04037 | 221 | 162 | 44 | 15 |
1571 | I know you're so lonesome you could cry, but you have to remember you have friends, even if they are in low places. | 1.3348 | 0.03999 | 224 | 164 | 45 | 15 |
1572 | Did you say you went to Yale or to Jail? | 1.3348 | 0.03687 | 224 | 158 | 57 | 9 |
1573 | Sure, mosey can be a doorway to the subconscious. | 1.3348 | 0.04060 | 227 | 168 | 42 | 17 |
1574 | Tell me more about your relationship with the little dogie. | 1.3348 | 0.03913 | 227 | 165 | 48 | 14 |
1575 | Perhaps if you describe feeling “de-ranged”... | 1.3348 | 0.03796 | 233 | 168 | 52 | 13 |
1576 | Your mother was right. You can't play worth a damn. | 1.3348 | 0.03796 | 233 | 168 | 52 | 13 |
1577 | You say your horse left you? | 1.3347 | 0.03764 | 236 | 170 | 53 | 13 |
1578 | Where ‘seldom’ is heard a discouraging word”? That’s rich, coming from you | 1.3347 | 0.04085 | 236 | 177 | 39 | 20 |
1579 | Seldom is heard a discouraging word? Gimme a break. Everyday is cloudy in here and I'm sick of it. | 1.3347 | 0.03996 | 236 | 175 | 43 | 18 |
1580 | I'd like you to answer that same question again, this time in D Major. | 1.3347 | 0.03858 | 236 | 172 | 49 | 15 |
1581 | Country lyrics describe your troubles, but they don't solve them. | 1.3347 | 0.03764 | 236 | 170 | 53 | 13 |
1582 | What were your feelings towards Susanna when you had a banjo on your knee? | 1.3347 | 0.03871 | 239 | 175 | 48 | 16 |
1583 | Well, for openers, Hendrix and McCartney WERE left-handed. | 1.3347 | 0.03916 | 239 | 176 | 46 | 17 |
1584 | So, it's so lonely in the saddle since your horse died? | 1.3347 | 0.03960 | 239 | 177 | 44 | 18 |
1585 | Tell me more about your pick-up truck, your ole dog, and the gal that left you. | 1.3347 | 0.03969 | 242 | 180 | 43 | 19 |
1586 | I’ve noticed your use of minor chords when singing about your mother. | 1.3333 | 0.03997 | 228 | 168 | 44 | 16 |
1587 | So you came from Alabama with guitar on your knee... | 1.3333 | 0.03885 | 201 | 142 | 51 | 8 |
1588 | When you say your mule is stubborn, have you considered his point of view? | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 207 | 151 | 43 | 13 |
1589 | How did you feel when she told you not to grow up and be a cowboy? | 1.3333 | 0.04125 | 210 | 154 | 42 | 14 |
1590 | I would like to revisit that last bar during our next session | 1.3333 | 0.03937 | 216 | 156 | 48 | 12 |
1591 | And sometimes a guitar is not just a guitar. | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 204 | 148 | 44 | 12 |
1592 | And you say you've never been west of Park Avenue? | 1.3333 | 0.04072 | 201 | 145 | 45 | 11 |
1593 | lets start over. and a one two three four | 1.3333 | 0.04133 | 201 | 146 | 43 | 12 |
1594 | So your mama died, your girl left you, and you ended up on a train. Anything else bothering you? | 1.3333 | 0.04202 | 216 | 161 | 38 | 17 |
1595 | Excellent progress! Seldom is better than frequent. | 1.3333 | 0.03899 | 228 | 166 | 48 | 14 |
1596 | I'm sorry to inform you, but 'them cowtrail blues' isn't listed in the 'Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.' | 1.3333 | 0.04052 | 207 | 150 | 45 | 12 |
1597 | I see... and to you does the word “Range” signify land or a cooktop? | 1.3333 | 0.04253 | 216 | 162 | 36 | 18 |
1598 | We need to set some boundaries. I’m your doctor, not your partner. | 1.3333 | 0.03893 | 195 | 137 | 51 | 7 |
1599 | I agree the curves are great, but face it, Hal, it's a GUITAR! | 1.3333 | 0.04146 | 231 | 174 | 37 | 20 |
1600 | And how do you feel when the little doggies don't get along? | 1.3333 | 0.04069 | 210 | 153 | 44 | 13 |
1601 | I think you are doing remarkably well considering you lost your dog, your truck broke down and your girlfriend left you. | 1.3333 | 0.03984 | 225 | 165 | 45 | 15 |
1602 | I prescribed pickin' and grinnin', Mr. Farber. Clinically speaking, what you're doing is strummin' and bummin'. | 1.3333 | 0.03899 | 228 | 166 | 48 | 14 |
1603 | When did you first realise your heart felt so achey breaky? | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
1604 | Even live, you sound like a broken record | 1.3333 | 0.04084 | 213 | 156 | 43 | 14 |
1605 | Do you think your feelings were brought about by the discouraging words or from the skies being cloudy all day? | 1.3333 | 0.04342 | 195 | 144 | 37 | 14 |
1606 | I think we've both heard this tune before. | 1.3333 | 0.03879 | 246 | 182 | 46 | 18 |
1607 | So, let me get this straight. You say ya woman done left ya and done took off with ya truck, dog, best friend and done left ya with this 'ere geetar. | 1.3333 | 0.04253 | 216 | 162 | 36 | 18 |
1608 | We’ll have to pick up next week on why your baby ain’t comin’ back. | 1.3333 | 0.03847 | 219 | 157 | 51 | 11 |
1609 | So discouraging words were more than seldom heard. Continue. | 1.3333 | 0.04179 | 210 | 155 | 40 | 15 |
1610 | It's New York City, Hank- I think you have delusions of pasture. | 1.3333 | 0.04069 | 210 | 153 | 44 | 13 |
1611 | How would you feel about making more effective use of your 45 minutes by skipping the refrain? | 1.3333 | 0.03897 | 210 | 150 | 50 | 10 |
1612 | Have you tried drinking the pain away? | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 201 | 151 | 33 | 17 |
1613 | Have you considered that it is you who must git along, not the doggies? | 1.3333 | 0.03993 | 207 | 149 | 47 | 11 |
1614 | So in this dream, you just can’t keep them dogies rollin, no matter what? | 1.3333 | 0.04252 | 201 | 148 | 39 | 14 |
1615 | Why don’t you start with “Nobody Knows the Troubles I’ve Seen.” | 1.3333 | 0.03919 | 222 | 161 | 48 | 13 |
1616 | I think we can get at least three more albums out of this session | 1.3333 | 0.04150 | 204 | 149 | 42 | 13 |
1617 | So....your wife left you, your dog died, and then your truck broke down. But has anything unusual happened lately? | 1.3333 | 0.03849 | 228 | 165 | 50 | 13 |
1618 | Sorry, cash only - I can't host these sessions for a song. | 1.3333 | 0.04342 | 195 | 144 | 37 | 14 |
1619 | Don't blame your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy | 1.3319 | 0.03877 | 238 | 175 | 47 | 16 |
1620 | So let's start with your home on the range. | 1.3319 | 0.03592 | 238 | 169 | 59 | 10 |
1621 | And how long have you been hearing the lonesome sound of the whipporwill? | 1.3319 | 0.03769 | 235 | 170 | 52 | 13 |
1622 | Yes, but sometimes a ten-gallon hat is just a ten-gallon hat. | 1.3319 | 0.03817 | 235 | 171 | 50 | 14 |
1623 | And do you think your "no strings attached" approach is working? | 1.3319 | 0.03864 | 235 | 172 | 48 | 15 |
1624 | I think we can get to the bottom of most of that but—if we do—what will you have left to sing about? | 1.3319 | 0.03817 | 235 | 171 | 50 | 14 |
1625 | I'm happy to discuss your darling Clementine, but we really should finish with your Mother first. | 1.3319 | 0.03869 | 226 | 164 | 49 | 13 |
1626 | Going mad, going country... the DSM doesn't really make a distinction. | 1.3319 | 0.04018 | 226 | 167 | 43 | 16 |
1627 | How do the words "no talent" make you feel? | 1.3318 | 0.04006 | 223 | 164 | 44 | 15 |
1628 | A little Cole Porter might be the answer. | 1.3318 | 0.03992 | 220 | 161 | 45 | 14 |
1629 | I need to hear a few more verses before I’ll know if it’s Lonesome Cowboy Lovesick Blues or clinical depression | 1.3318 | 0.03940 | 220 | 160 | 47 | 13 |
1630 | Tell me about your achy-breaky heart | 1.3318 | 0.03833 | 220 | 158 | 51 | 11 |
1631 | Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar.... | 1.3318 | 0.03922 | 217 | 157 | 48 | 12 |
1632 | Why do you resent your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3318 | 0.04134 | 217 | 161 | 40 | 16 |
1633 | If you sing "Darling Clementine" again, I'll have you committed. | 1.3318 | 0.04286 | 217 | 164 | 34 | 19 |
1634 | This week I'd like to circle back to your repressed memories of Dinah in the kitchen. | 1.3318 | 0.04068 | 214 | 157 | 43 | 14 |
1635 | We’ll come back to the deer and the antelope, but first tell me more about the sort of ‘discouraging word’ you’re not hearing. | 1.3318 | 0.04014 | 214 | 156 | 45 | 13 |
1636 | So, other than your momma, whiskey, trains, and prison, tell me something about yourself. | 1.3318 | 0.04014 | 214 | 156 | 45 | 13 |
1637 | Im flattered that you have written a song about me, but I am still going to charge you for this session and I would appreciate you taking your boots off my couch. | 1.3318 | 0.04122 | 214 | 158 | 41 | 15 |
1638 | I’d say if you keep breaking her G-string, it’s time to consider HER feelings. | 1.3318 | 0.03959 | 214 | 155 | 47 | 12 |
1639 | So tell me, what was it like growing up in a home on the range? | 1.3318 | 0.04227 | 214 | 160 | 37 | 17 |
1640 | So, going down the road feelin' bad. Then what? | 1.3318 | 0.04068 | 214 | 157 | 43 | 14 |
1641 | You can sing to your heart´s desire, but you are still paying for the session. | 1.3318 | 0.04108 | 211 | 155 | 42 | 14 |
1642 | When it gets down to it, the question you need to ask yourself is, “Zeke, does being home on the range still spark joy?” | 1.3317 | 0.03918 | 208 | 149 | 49 | 10 |
1643 | I’d like to explore your social relationships. Let’s begin with your friends in low places. | 1.3317 | 0.04259 | 208 | 155 | 37 | 16 |
1644 | Play Misty for me. | 1.3317 | 0.04075 | 205 | 149 | 44 | 12 |
1645 | So how does it make you feel that Mamma did let her baby grow up to be a cowboy, not a doctor or lawyer or such? | 1.3317 | 0.04247 | 205 | 152 | 38 | 15 |
1646 | ...and so she let you grow up to be one? | 1.3317 | 0.03956 | 205 | 147 | 48 | 10 |
1647 | ...and how long have you had this fear of rodeo clowns? | 1.3317 | 0.04055 | 202 | 146 | 45 | 11 |
1648 | I really wish you would remove your spurs before hitting the couch | 1.3317 | 0.03869 | 202 | 143 | 51 | 8 |
1649 | Is it just the name of the song or did your mother actually not want you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3317 | 0.04096 | 199 | 144 | 44 | 11 |
1650 | Try singing 'Thank God I'm a Country Boy' instead of 'Oh lonesome Me.' | 1.3317 | 0.04034 | 199 | 143 | 46 | 10 |
1651 | So, I’ve got you lost your job, your wife left you and then your dog died? Anything else you’d like to share? | 1.3316 | 0.04384 | 196 | 146 | 35 | 15 |
1652 | Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, you say? I think we're making progress... | 1.3316 | 0.04074 | 196 | 141 | 45 | 10 |
1653 | So, you say you've been having performance issues?" | 1.3316 | 0.04201 | 196 | 143 | 41 | 12 |
1654 | So far we’ve covered break-ups, trucks and the flag. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
1655 | So the deer and the antelope actually played together? | 1.3305 | 0.03817 | 239 | 175 | 49 | 15 |
1656 | It represents a penis. | 1.3305 | 0.04033 | 236 | 177 | 40 | 19 |
1657 | Do you have any lyrics that rhyme with "Oedipal" | 1.3305 | 0.03978 | 233 | 173 | 43 | 17 |
1658 | Strum the verse about your toilet training again. | 1.3304 | 0.03919 | 230 | 169 | 46 | 15 |
1659 | And how did this lonesome tumbleweed feel inside? | 1.3304 | 0.03870 | 230 | 168 | 48 | 14 |
1660 | Now try playing a song without the word lonesome in it | 1.3304 | 0.03804 | 227 | 164 | 51 | 12 |
1661 | Sorry to interrupt, but your spurs are ripping through the leather of my chaise lounge | 1.3304 | 0.03855 | 227 | 165 | 49 | 13 |
1662 | When she dumps you, the music will come. | 1.3304 | 0.03889 | 224 | 163 | 48 | 13 |
1663 | Why do you think you want the little dogies to git along? | 1.3304 | 0.03991 | 224 | 165 | 44 | 15 |
1664 | Let's hear the refrain about your mother again. | 1.3303 | 0.04129 | 221 | 165 | 39 | 17 |
1665 | Dan, let's try and understand them, not just rope, throw, and brand them. | 1.3303 | 0.04079 | 221 | 164 | 41 | 16 |
1666 | Hold on, Amos. So the coyote and can of beans aren’t metaphors? | 1.3303 | 0.04014 | 218 | 160 | 44 | 14 |
1667 | your dog died, your girlfriend left you, and what was that about your pickup truck? | 1.3303 | 0.04014 | 218 | 160 | 44 | 14 |
1668 | Would you say, seldom is heard an encouraging word? | 1.3303 | 0.03961 | 218 | 159 | 46 | 13 |
1669 | Classic case of the blues. | 1.3302 | 0.04210 | 215 | 161 | 37 | 17 |
1670 | Try singing about alcohol, bad bosses or break-ups instead of how little musical talent you have. | 1.3302 | 0.03944 | 215 | 156 | 47 | 12 |
1671 | I’ve got nerves that jingle jangle jingle. | 1.3302 | 0.04052 | 215 | 158 | 43 | 14 |
1672 | So, the trail is long, women are "no good", and you're drunk. What else? | 1.3302 | 0.03998 | 215 | 157 | 45 | 13 |
1673 | Well, perhaps open mic night isn’t the same kind of safe space. | 1.3302 | 0.04052 | 215 | 158 | 43 | 14 |
1674 | '" Mr. Smith,about your issues,I said you had to fess up not dress up." | 1.3302 | 0.03981 | 212 | 154 | 46 | 12 |
1675 | Sometimes, a guitar is just a guitar. How often are you strumming? | 1.3302 | 0.04092 | 212 | 156 | 42 | 14 |
1676 | Every week, it's the same old song with you. | 1.3302 | 0.04092 | 212 | 156 | 42 | 14 |
1677 | How did the discouraging word make you feel? | 1.3302 | 0.03924 | 212 | 153 | 48 | 11 |
1678 | I assure you there are some very fine musicians who never played Carnegie Hall. | 1.3301 | 0.03783 | 209 | 148 | 53 | 8 |
1679 | I can’t lower your dosage until you stop writing ballads in E Minor. | 1.3301 | 0.04242 | 209 | 156 | 37 | 16 |
1680 | And when did you first start believing that the skies are not cloudy or gray? | 1.3301 | 0.04000 | 206 | 149 | 46 | 11 |
1681 | Where the buffaloes groan? Maybe you should rethink that... | 1.3301 | 0.04230 | 206 | 153 | 38 | 15 |
1682 | Okay, from the top: 'My childhood was hell, my dog ate the cat, my house wouldn't sell, and I'm gettin' fat.' | 1.3300 | 0.04441 | 203 | 154 | 31 | 18 |
1683 | Actually, that sounds more like the blues | 1.3300 | 0.03978 | 203 | 146 | 47 | 10 |
1684 | You may be from the OK chorale, but — you’re actually just so-so. | 1.3300 | 0.04273 | 203 | 151 | 37 | 15 |
1685 | Yes, you are definitely a little high strung. | 1.3300 | 0.04216 | 203 | 150 | 39 | 14 |
1686 | ...you have to accept that you're just a lonesome cowpoke and move on. | 1.3300 | 0.04099 | 203 | 148 | 43 | 12 |
1687 | But do you REALLY remember the Red River Valley? | 1.3300 | 0.03978 | 203 | 146 | 47 | 10 |
1688 | How long have you felt like a rapper trapped inside a country singer's body? | 1.3299 | 0.04244 | 197 | 145 | 39 | 13 |
1689 | You know what that tune means... Our time is up. | 1.3299 | 0.04289 | 194 | 143 | 38 | 13 |
1690 | The deer and antelope are benign fantasy but this obsession about 'discouraging words' seems passive aggressive towards our work. | 1.3299 | 0.04351 | 194 | 144 | 36 | 14 |
1691 | Before we begin, can you play "Girl from Ipanema?" | 1.3298 | 0.04461 | 191 | 143 | 33 | 15 |
1692 | So you you’re saying is that your momma didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
1693 | Yes, I HAVE heard that one before! | 1.3293 | 0.03577 | 249 | 179 | 58 | 12 |
1694 | So what your saying is that although it was indeed the west Texas town of El Paso but you actually fell in love with a mexican boy? | 1.3292 | 0.03894 | 240 | 178 | 45 | 17 |
1695 | Git along lil' dogie. We're almost out of time. | 1.3291 | 0.03837 | 237 | 174 | 48 | 15 |
1696 | Perhaps a cardiologist could help you with your "achy breaky heart." | 1.3291 | 0.03929 | 237 | 176 | 44 | 17 |
1697 | And so tell me more about these buffaloes roaming in your home | 1.3291 | 0.03883 | 237 | 175 | 46 | 16 |
1698 | I don't appreciate people with dirt on their boots [submitted by Noah, age 8] | 1.3291 | 0.03870 | 234 | 172 | 47 | 15 |
1699 | You simply have to accept that people are not going to give you a home on a range. | 1.3291 | 0.03917 | 234 | 173 | 45 | 16 |
1700 | How long have you had these Desperado feelings? | 1.3291 | 0.03870 | 234 | 172 | 47 | 15 |
1701 | It sounds like you're feeling lonesome... | 1.3290 | 0.03904 | 231 | 170 | 46 | 15 |
1702 | Before we go further into the sordid details of your life, tell me, where did you get those beautiful boots? | 1.3290 | 0.03952 | 231 | 171 | 44 | 16 |
1703 | Your strumming your pain with your fingers,Tex,and it's killing you softly. | 1.3289 | 0.03686 | 228 | 163 | 55 | 10 |
1704 | Tell me more about your truck. | 1.3289 | 0.04084 | 228 | 171 | 39 | 18 |
1705 | What I'm hearing is that your dogies won't git. | 1.3289 | 0.04037 | 228 | 170 | 41 | 17 |
1706 | We could cover more of your issues if you skip the second chorus. | 1.3289 | 0.03823 | 225 | 163 | 50 | 12 |
1707 | Let’s put aside your girl, truck, and dog... | 1.3289 | 0.03823 | 225 | 163 | 50 | 12 |
1708 | You want a second opinion huh, well you're ugly too. | 1.3289 | 0.03823 | 225 | 163 | 50 | 12 |
1709 | Call me judgemental, call me old-fashioned, but I still believe that a gentleman, when indoors, removes his hat. | 1.3288 | 0.03998 | 219 | 161 | 44 | 14 |
1710 | Just as I suspected: country-line personality disorder. | 1.3288 | 0.04102 | 219 | 163 | 40 | 16 |
1711 | Willie, sure you're lonely, blue, cryin', and in love, but you aren't crazy. | 1.3288 | 0.03783 | 219 | 157 | 52 | 10 |
1712 | More like “Home on the Deranged” in my opinion. | 1.3287 | 0.04193 | 216 | 162 | 37 | 17 |
1713 | I’ll tell you why the cowboy wanted a dachshund. He wanted to get a long little doggie. | 1.3287 | 0.04244 | 216 | 163 | 35 | 18 |
1714 | How you feel about your mama letting you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3287 | 0.03983 | 216 | 158 | 45 | 13 |
1715 | It is not the guitar's fault you sound terrible. | 1.3286 | 0.03852 | 213 | 153 | 50 | 10 |
1716 | But in our previous session you told me that you wanted a life with no strings attached. | 1.3286 | 0.04075 | 213 | 157 | 42 | 14 |
1717 | I sense you're in a rut. Every week I hear the same old song. | 1.3286 | 0.04021 | 213 | 156 | 44 | 13 |
1718 | Your song has the cheatin' wife,heartbreak,beer,boots,honkytonk,truck,and tractor. But nothing about a dog. Tell me about the dog. | 1.3286 | 0.04021 | 213 | 156 | 44 | 13 |
1719 | So, your wife left and your dog died, but what happened to your horse? | 1.3286 | 0.04075 | 213 | 157 | 42 | 14 |
1720 | It’s alright, I often have people coming in here singing the blues. | 1.3286 | 0.03946 | 210 | 152 | 47 | 11 |
1721 | Working "for a song" is just an expression. | 1.3286 | 0.04115 | 210 | 155 | 41 | 14 |
1722 | Speaking of desire, tell me more about your hat. | 1.3286 | 0.04115 | 210 | 155 | 41 | 14 |
1723 | Most patients just tell me their problems. | 1.3286 | 0.04059 | 210 | 154 | 43 | 13 |
1724 | So tell me, how did you get the name 'Billy the Id' ? | 1.3286 | 0.04278 | 210 | 158 | 35 | 17 |
1725 | Why are you so fixated on the G-string | 1.3285 | 0.04099 | 207 | 152 | 42 | 13 |
1726 | Okay, but this time, let me sing the harmony. | 1.3285 | 0.04156 | 207 | 153 | 40 | 14 |
1727 | I'm afraid I can't help, nothing rhymes with orange. | 1.3285 | 0.03803 | 207 | 147 | 52 | 8 |
1728 | Tell you what: you play Willie Nelson and I'll play Doctor. | 1.3284 | 0.04198 | 204 | 151 | 39 | 14 |
1729 | I'm afraid we're out of time. It was 4/4, correct? | 1.3284 | 0.04123 | 201 | 147 | 42 | 12 |
1730 | And why do you think your little dogies won’t git along? | 1.3283 | 0.03976 | 198 | 142 | 47 | 9 |
1731 | Have you ever thought that you actually want to be lonesome? | 1.3282 | 0.04145 | 195 | 142 | 42 | 11 |
1732 | And what are your feelings toward this "little doggie" person you keep referring to? | 1.3282 | 0.04208 | 195 | 143 | 40 | 12 |
1733 | Let's begin with the premise that you don't have to suffer to sing the blues. | 1.3281 | 0.04056 | 192 | 138 | 45 | 9 |
1734 | And so we shall try to discover why,indeed,your guitar gently weeps. | 1.3281 | 0.04253 | 192 | 141 | 39 | 12 |
1735 | If we are to get anywhere you have to stop singing the same old tune. | 1.3280 | 0.04428 | 189 | 141 | 34 | 14 |
1736 | Do you want me to take the country out of the boy, or the boy out of the country? | 1.3280 | 0.04478 | 186 | 139 | 33 | 14 |
1737 | Ok, your mama got out of prison, you went to pick her up in the rain, before you got to the station in your pick up truck, she was run over by a train. Uh huh. Sounds familiar. Keep going... | 1.3278 | 0.03698 | 241 | 175 | 53 | 13 |
1738 | I'm hearing: B,A,G,G,A,G,E# | 1.3277 | 0.03995 | 235 | 176 | 41 | 18 |
1739 | In my professional opinion, no, you are not crazy for feeling so lonely. | 1.3275 | 0.03876 | 229 | 168 | 47 | 14 |
1740 | Try to remember. You must have sometimes heard a discouraging word from your mother. | 1.3275 | 0.03974 | 229 | 170 | 43 | 16 |
1741 | Try it again with a little less feeling | 1.3274 | 0.03911 | 226 | 166 | 46 | 14 |
1742 | I understand how you feel about picking on her, but you shouldn’t fret about it. | 1.3274 | 0.03860 | 226 | 165 | 48 | 13 |
1743 | Perhaps you could express yourself more fully with castanets. | 1.3274 | 0.03809 | 226 | 164 | 50 | 12 |
1744 | So, why do you want to play me a song you wrote about a cowboy who kills his psychiatrist? | 1.3274 | 0.03682 | 223 | 159 | 55 | 9 |
1745 | You sound a little flat. | 1.3273 | 0.03931 | 220 | 161 | 46 | 13 |
1746 | It sounds like you’re just picking on yourself. | 1.3273 | 0.04086 | 220 | 164 | 40 | 16 |
1747 | So? What makes you think you're high strung? | 1.3273 | 0.04086 | 220 | 164 | 40 | 16 |
1748 | It's a form of PTSD. We used to call it Saddle Fatigue. | 1.3273 | 0.03983 | 220 | 162 | 44 | 14 |
1749 | So you’re telling me that sometimes a guitar is just a guitar... | 1.3272 | 0.03858 | 217 | 157 | 49 | 11 |
1750 | Sounds like you’re angry your mama let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3271 | 0.04005 | 214 | 157 | 44 | 13 |
1751 | How long has it been since you lost your home on the range? | 1.3271 | 0.04059 | 214 | 158 | 42 | 14 |
1752 | I don't think your relationship with your horse is the problem. | 1.3270 | 0.04099 | 211 | 156 | 41 | 14 |
1753 | If you try reversing your behavior, you may get your truck, your dog, and your wife back." | 1.3270 | 0.03930 | 211 | 153 | 47 | 11 |
1754 | We'll explore the deer and antelope in time. I'm afraid our attention is more urgently required by the buffalo. | 1.3270 | 0.04043 | 211 | 155 | 43 | 13 |
1755 | I can be your psychiatrist or I can be your muse, but I can't be both. | 1.3270 | 0.03987 | 211 | 154 | 45 | 12 |
1756 | So, I'm taking it this ain't your 1st rodeo? | 1.3270 | 0.03813 | 211 | 151 | 51 | 9 |
1757 | Tell me more about the verse where your horse married your girlfriend. | 1.3270 | 0.04043 | 211 | 155 | 43 | 13 |
1758 | So there you are on the range. What happens next? | 1.3269 | 0.03967 | 208 | 151 | 46 | 11 |
1759 | I don't see many left-handed guitar players in here. | 1.3269 | 0.04083 | 208 | 153 | 42 | 13 |
1760 | So you're telling me that you've lost your edge because of your faithful wife, your well-adjusted children, your intolerance for booze, and your luxury condo over the Hollywood Hills ? | 1.3269 | 0.04139 | 208 | 154 | 40 | 14 |
1761 | So, your home is...not on the range? | 1.3268 | 0.04006 | 205 | 149 | 45 | 11 |
1762 | So, you had 100 bottles of beer on the wall. Now, you have 3. How does that make you feel?" | 1.3268 | 0.04181 | 205 | 152 | 39 | 14 |
1763 | Tell me again what kind of blues you got. | 1.3268 | 0.04238 | 205 | 153 | 37 | 15 |
1764 | You may hear a few discouraging words, but it's still fairly seldom. | 1.3268 | 0.04238 | 205 | 153 | 37 | 15 |
1765 | You say it began with a Mexican girl in El Paso? | 1.3267 | 0.04165 | 202 | 149 | 40 | 13 |
1766 | Lucille lives with me now, Slim. Coming here and singing that song every week just isn’t productive. | 1.3267 | 0.04339 | 202 | 152 | 34 | 16 |
1767 | At least tune the damn thing | 1.3267 | 0.04106 | 202 | 148 | 42 | 12 |
1768 | Tell me how that made you feel. In the key of G. | 1.3267 | 0.04165 | 202 | 149 | 40 | 13 |
1769 | So, now when you're back home on the range you hear a discouraging word? | 1.3266 | 0.04147 | 199 | 146 | 41 | 12 |
1770 | I hope the noises in your head sound better then what I'm hearing | 1.3266 | 0.04208 | 199 | 147 | 39 | 13 |
1771 | Well, Tex, I would surmise that you're missing a few strings. | 1.3266 | 0.04268 | 199 | 148 | 37 | 14 |
1772 | In the wake of what’s happened with your dog, and now your wife - it’s clear you’re dealing with some serious abandonment issues. | 1.3266 | 0.03581 | 248 | 179 | 57 | 12 |
1773 | And how did it make you feel when you first heard that discouraging word? | 1.3263 | 0.03889 | 236 | 175 | 45 | 16 |
1774 | It’s a great song, but it won’t bring back your horse. | 1.3262 | 0.04052 | 187 | 134 | 45 | 8 |
1775 | You say “Seldom was heard ...” Exactly how often? | 1.3262 | 0.04108 | 233 | 177 | 36 | 20 |
1776 | Please describe the events on the day you became so happy you could no longer write a country song. | 1.3261 | 0.03911 | 230 | 170 | 45 | 15 |
1777 | When did you first experience these lonesome feelings? | 1.3261 | 0.03711 | 230 | 166 | 53 | 11 |
1778 | Now sing to me again why your Momma didn’t want her son to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3261 | 0.03911 | 230 | 170 | 45 | 15 |
1779 | And why do you think you're so lonesome? | 1.3261 | 0.03812 | 230 | 168 | 49 | 13 |
1780 | If you’re free of depression you’ll never sing country again... | 1.3260 | 0.03846 | 227 | 166 | 48 | 13 |
1781 | Pardner, it's time to move from 'music therapy' to 'talk therapy." | 1.3259 | 0.04032 | 224 | 167 | 41 | 16 |
1782 | Let’s begin with that one you wrote about your mother. | 1.3259 | 0.03776 | 224 | 162 | 51 | 11 |
1783 | That's pretty dark. Have you tried it in a major key? | 1.3259 | 0.03982 | 224 | 166 | 43 | 15 |
1784 | So not having a home where the buffalo roam ... how does that make you feel? | 1.3258 | 0.03916 | 221 | 162 | 46 | 13 |
1785 | You seem conflicted between Country and the Blues | 1.3258 | 0.03863 | 221 | 161 | 48 | 12 |
1786 | I'd say you really opened up well about momma, trains, drinking, brothels, work, the gov't, and the women that did ya wrong for a first session. Let's do this again next week | 1.3258 | 0.04019 | 221 | 164 | 42 | 15 |
1787 | I really see no need to fret so much. | 1.3258 | 0.03863 | 221 | 161 | 48 | 12 |
1788 | I think your issues stem from this Mexican maiden in the West Texas town of El Paso. | 1.3258 | 0.03809 | 221 | 160 | 50 | 11 |
1789 | Your fretting strikes a major chord with me. | 1.3258 | 0.04120 | 221 | 166 | 38 | 17 |
1790 | So, to recap: jail, your mother, a dog, a pickup truck, rain, and dammed ol' train. Did I get that right? | 1.3256 | 0.04149 | 215 | 161 | 38 | 16 |
1791 | And why don't you feel home on the range? | 1.3256 | 0.04043 | 215 | 159 | 42 | 14 |
1792 | Can you play that verse about your mother again? | 1.3256 | 0.03989 | 215 | 158 | 44 | 13 |
1793 | No! I don’t want to hear “Guantanamera” again. | 1.3256 | 0.04303 | 215 | 164 | 32 | 19 |
1794 | So you resent your Mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy... | 1.3256 | 0.03989 | 215 | 158 | 44 | 13 |
1795 | How do we help you become a CowMAN? | 1.3255 | 0.04027 | 212 | 156 | 43 | 13 |
1796 | Just sing what comes into your mind. | 1.3255 | 0.03914 | 212 | 154 | 47 | 11 |
1797 | OK, your woman done left you and your dog done died. But how does that make you feel? | 1.3254 | 0.04178 | 209 | 156 | 38 | 15 |
1798 | So tell me, why don't 'you' feel at home on the range? | 1.3254 | 0.03951 | 209 | 152 | 46 | 11 |
1799 | So, darlin' Clementine was lost. How does that make you feel? | 1.3254 | 0.03951 | 209 | 152 | 46 | 11 |
1800 | Is that when the bullying over your falsetto began? | 1.3254 | 0.04286 | 209 | 158 | 34 | 17 |
1801 | How long have you been feeling lonesome and blue? | 1.3253 | 0.03789 | 249 | 185 | 47 | 17 |
1802 | I'll forego a decade's worth of psychological exploration and analysis, and cut to the point. That's a left-handed guitar. | 1.3252 | 0.04220 | 206 | 154 | 37 | 15 |
1803 | I can't help people compose the blues; I help people get over the blues. | 1.3252 | 0.04106 | 206 | 152 | 41 | 13 |
1804 | Are you trying to tell me you can't pay my bill because the antidepressants are making you too happy to write country songs? | 1.3252 | 0.03989 | 206 | 150 | 45 | 11 |
1805 | Now that you've sung about your horse, sing about your relationship with your mother. | 1.3252 | 0.03930 | 206 | 149 | 47 | 10 |
1806 | Western Psychiatry | 1.3252 | 0.04106 | 206 | 152 | 41 | 13 |
1807 | Have you considered the possibility that your problem does NOT rhyme with "Old Cow Hand" or "Rio Grande"? | 1.3252 | 0.03688 | 246 | 180 | 52 | 14 |
1808 | Just accept that you’re not on the range anymore, you will hear many a discouraging word here. it’s not personal | 1.3251 | 0.04088 | 203 | 149 | 42 | 12 |
1809 | Hmm, so your baby done left you for someone better, din' say goodbye or leave a letter. How does that make you feel? | 1.3250 | 0.04366 | 200 | 151 | 33 | 16 |
1810 | The cause of all your problems is that your mama let her babies grow up to be cowboys. | 1.3250 | 0.04068 | 200 | 146 | 43 | 11 |
1811 | How long have you identified as a violinist? | 1.3250 | 0.03887 | 240 | 179 | 44 | 17 |
1812 | Well, how would you feel about adding a fourth chord? | 1.3250 | 0.04068 | 200 | 146 | 43 | 11 |
1813 | Tell me about your cowboyhood. | 1.3249 | 0.03782 | 237 | 174 | 49 | 14 |
1814 | I'm guessing you want to walk this lonesome valley again this week. | 1.3249 | 0.04046 | 197 | 143 | 44 | 10 |
1815 | You say her name is Lucille? | 1.3247 | 0.04152 | 194 | 142 | 41 | 11 |
1816 | Have you ever considered finding a home where the buffalo don't roam? | 1.3247 | 0.04402 | 194 | 146 | 33 | 15 |
1817 | Sorry Roy but you are on the gene autreyism spectrum | 1.3247 | 0.04216 | 194 | 143 | 39 | 12 |
1818 | I can't give you the blues... it just wouldn't be ethical | 1.3247 | 0.04087 | 194 | 141 | 43 | 10 |
1819 | Tell me more about "boy?" After all these years, why not "cowman?" | 1.3247 | 0.04085 | 231 | 175 | 37 | 19 |
1820 | She’s not coming back, Roy. Now, sing something about your mother. | 1.3246 | 0.04076 | 228 | 172 | 38 | 18 |
1821 | It sounds like you've got a right to sing the blues. | 1.3246 | 0.03832 | 228 | 167 | 48 | 13 |
1822 | Pick, pick, pick! Sounds like that's all you do! | 1.3244 | 0.04017 | 225 | 168 | 41 | 16 |
1823 | Tell me more about this dogie. | 1.3244 | 0.04114 | 225 | 170 | 37 | 18 |
1824 | How would you describe your relationship with your horse? | 1.3243 | 0.03741 | 222 | 160 | 52 | 10 |
1825 | What makes you think others still see you as a kid, Bill? | 1.3243 | 0.03848 | 222 | 162 | 48 | 12 |
1826 | Why do you think the buffalo roam? | 1.3242 | 0.04042 | 219 | 163 | 41 | 15 |
1827 | And when your ex-wife left with your truck and your dog, how did that make you feel? | 1.3242 | 0.03989 | 219 | 162 | 43 | 14 |
1828 | I see. So you woke up this morning and shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. | 1.3242 | 0.04042 | 219 | 163 | 41 | 15 |
1829 | Tex, let's try to get beyond "What would Waylon and Willie do?" | 1.3242 | 0.03829 | 219 | 159 | 49 | 11 |
1830 | I guess we’re both keeping time today | 1.3241 | 0.04133 | 216 | 162 | 38 | 16 |
1831 | So your wife left you, your dog ran away, and your pickup trucked died? How were things bedore that? | 1.3241 | 0.04133 | 216 | 162 | 38 | 16 |
1832 | So, when you say “Get along little dogie,” do you mean “Please move out, Mother? | 1.3239 | 0.04011 | 213 | 157 | 43 | 13 |
1833 | What I’m hearing you say is, ‘She done me wrong.’ I think it’s time to discuss ‘enabling.’ | 1.3239 | 0.04066 | 213 | 158 | 41 | 14 |
1834 | Are you lonesome, cowboy? Or is that just a metaphor? | 1.3238 | 0.04050 | 210 | 155 | 42 | 13 |
1835 | In your case, you can blame your mother. | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
1836 | Your G-string is a little tight. | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
1837 | For most of my patients the 'id' comes out best in E flat. | 1.3238 | 0.03877 | 210 | 152 | 48 | 10 |
1838 | Now the next verse...what happened after your wife cheated on you? | 1.3238 | 0.03993 | 210 | 154 | 44 | 12 |
1839 | So Sam, how was Yosemite? | 1.3238 | 0.04215 | 210 | 158 | 36 | 16 |
1840 | In theses dreams where you're walking out in the streets of Laredo -- what exactly do you see? | 1.3237 | 0.04089 | 207 | 153 | 41 | 13 |
1841 | OK, now play it like you did in the dream. | 1.3237 | 0.03853 | 207 | 149 | 49 | 9 |
1842 | Let's further explore your relationship with that horse you keep singing about. | 1.3235 | 0.03624 | 238 | 172 | 55 | 11 |
1843 | Why do you think your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3235 | 0.03907 | 238 | 178 | 43 | 17 |
1844 | You're repeating yourself. | 1.3235 | 0.03996 | 238 | 180 | 39 | 19 |
1845 | How does all your exes living in Texas make you feel? | 1.3234 | 0.03703 | 235 | 171 | 52 | 12 |
1846 | You blame your mamma, ja? For letting her baby grow up to be cowboy?” | 1.3233 | 0.03882 | 232 | 172 | 45 | 15 |
1847 | I'm not sure an 'achy breaky heart' appears anywhere in the American Psychiatric Journal. | 1.3232 | 0.04394 | 198 | 150 | 32 | 16 |
1848 | I think it's possible that the town IS big enough for the two of you. | 1.3229 | 0.04044 | 192 | 139 | 44 | 9 |
1849 | We’re not discussing your mother. Can YOU forgive you for growing up to be a cowboy? | 1.3229 | 0.04111 | 192 | 140 | 42 | 10 |
1850 | It sounds to me like the same old song. | 1.3229 | 0.03937 | 223 | 165 | 44 | 14 |
1851 | I thought that's where you seldom heard a discouraging word. | 1.3229 | 0.03988 | 223 | 166 | 42 | 15 |
1852 | You’re even depressing me with those minor chords. | 1.3229 | 0.03886 | 223 | 164 | 46 | 13 |
1853 | Change ‘lonesome’ to ‘gregarious.’ How does that make you feel? | 1.3228 | 0.04221 | 189 | 139 | 39 | 11 |
1854 | No, we don't validate for "horse parking." | 1.3228 | 0.04016 | 189 | 136 | 45 | 8 |
1855 | When did you realize you were trying to play it left-handed? | 1.3227 | 0.03921 | 220 | 162 | 45 | 13 |
1856 | Wait -- your dog cheated on you. So why blame your woman? | 1.3227 | 0.04026 | 220 | 164 | 41 | 15 |
1857 | Your horse was right, you should let him do the vocals. | 1.3227 | 0.04077 | 220 | 165 | 39 | 16 |
1858 | Hold on. Your wife, your girl, and your baby are all the same person? | 1.3227 | 0.04178 | 220 | 167 | 35 | 18 |
1859 | Was it really the deer or antelope’s fault? | 1.3226 | 0.04064 | 217 | 162 | 40 | 15 |
1860 | I charge extra for providing lyrics. | 1.3226 | 0.03958 | 217 | 160 | 44 | 13 |
1861 | Your early stuff is very important, but do you know any Pink Freud? | 1.3226 | 0.04011 | 217 | 161 | 42 | 14 |
1862 | It's going to be tough to top our last hit. | 1.3226 | 0.04168 | 217 | 164 | 36 | 17 |
1863 | And how long have you had this feeling you were a stereotype? | 1.3226 | 0.04011 | 217 | 161 | 42 | 14 |
1864 | Sing me the one about you and your Father. | 1.3226 | 0.03958 | 217 | 160 | 44 | 13 |
1865 | Having the blues is one thing; singing about them is just annoying. | 1.3226 | 0.04116 | 217 | 163 | 38 | 16 |
1866 | I get it. Your dog has fleas. Let's move on. | 1.3226 | 0.04011 | 217 | 161 | 42 | 14 |
1867 | So you say your Mama Tried. | 1.3226 | 0.03793 | 217 | 157 | 50 | 10 |
1868 | Did you have a history of depression before you met this redhead from Laredo? | 1.3226 | 0.03903 | 217 | 159 | 46 | 12 |
1869 | "Tell me about your home, home on the range." | 1.3224 | 0.03995 | 214 | 158 | 43 | 13 |
1870 | So, this Billy The Kid, he's a coworker of yours? | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
1871 | Did you ever just try playing "Happy Days are Here Again"? | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
1872 | So this "range" you keep singing about... tell me why it feels like home to you. | 1.3224 | 0.03827 | 214 | 155 | 49 | 10 |
1873 | I charge $300 a verse. | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
1874 | Did you ever write a version where the dog stays? | 1.3224 | 0.03940 | 214 | 157 | 45 | 12 |
1875 | Slow up, Jake. Did you say your dog took your pick-up to New Mexico to see your ex-wife? | 1.3223 | 0.04089 | 211 | 157 | 40 | 14 |
1876 | Doc, I'll tell ya I'm so lonesome I could cry | 1.3223 | 0.04033 | 211 | 156 | 42 | 13 |
1877 | Would it take you out of your comfort zone if you played a fourth chord | 1.3223 | 0.04144 | 211 | 158 | 38 | 15 |
1878 | You lost your woman. You lost your farm. Tell me about losing your dog. | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
1879 | And how did your mother feel about her baby growing up to be a cowboy? | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
1880 | So your troubles began AFTER your truck broke down, your dog died, and your wife left you? | 1.3221 | 0.04295 | 208 | 158 | 33 | 17 |
1881 | So, how does it make you feel, that your mom let you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
1882 | Let take this from the top. | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
1883 | Let's go back to the part when you transitioned to A minor, how did it make you feel? | 1.3221 | 0.04129 | 208 | 155 | 39 | 14 |
1884 | Play me something about your mother. | 1.3220 | 0.04055 | 205 | 151 | 42 | 12 |
1885 | Are all of your songs about your mother? | 1.3220 | 0.04171 | 205 | 153 | 38 | 14 |
1886 | Well, one thing I'd consider, is that your living in Boston | 1.3220 | 0.04113 | 205 | 152 | 40 | 13 |
1887 | So you really wanted to play the violin? | 1.3220 | 0.04339 | 205 | 156 | 32 | 17 |
1888 | You're overthinking the reason people call you Lefty. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 202 | 150 | 39 | 13 |
1889 | What do you think “odl lay hee” means? | 1.3217 | 0.03902 | 230 | 171 | 44 | 15 |
1890 | Why are you so high strung? | 1.3216 | 0.04375 | 199 | 151 | 32 | 16 |
1891 | Just remember, it is their misfortune and none of your own. | 1.3216 | 0.03887 | 227 | 168 | 45 | 14 |
1892 | Interesting that you named your guitar after your mother. | 1.3216 | 0.03786 | 227 | 166 | 49 | 12 |
1893 | I didn't ask 'why' your wife took your dog and your truck. I asked how it made you feel. | 1.3216 | 0.03837 | 227 | 167 | 47 | 13 |
1894 | It must be hard when your home isn't on the range. | 1.3216 | 0.03837 | 227 | 167 | 47 | 13 |
1895 | Let's see....you were walking down the streets of Loredo. Then, what happened? | 1.3214 | 0.03766 | 224 | 163 | 50 | 11 |
1896 | Doc, it’s been forty years and I still haven’t figured out how to tell my Mama that her baby grew up to be a cowboy. | 1.3213 | 0.04259 | 221 | 170 | 31 | 20 |
1897 | Do you think it wants to be tuned? | 1.3213 | 0.03906 | 221 | 163 | 45 | 13 |
1898 | So, let's see if I understand you correctly: You fell in love with your guitar because it wears a G string? | 1.3211 | 0.04151 | 218 | 165 | 36 | 17 |
1899 | So, you say your baby done left you. | 1.3211 | 0.04048 | 218 | 163 | 40 | 15 |
1900 | Let's go back to when you got along with the little doggies... | 1.3211 | 0.03664 | 218 | 156 | 54 | 8 |
1901 | What about hearing the whippoorwill makes you so lonesome you could cry? | 1.3211 | 0.03996 | 218 | 162 | 42 | 14 |
1902 | I think a G-major seventh is what you're looking for. | 1.3211 | 0.03996 | 218 | 162 | 42 | 14 |
1903 | Dusty, are you aware the only song you know is "Mama Don't Allow?" | 1.3211 | 0.04151 | 218 | 165 | 36 | 17 |
1904 | Sometimes a Guitar is only a Guitar. | 1.3209 | 0.03979 | 215 | 159 | 43 | 13 |
1905 | Tell me more about this achy breaky heart you mentioned. | 1.3209 | 0.03869 | 215 | 157 | 47 | 11 |
1906 | What do you think all hat and no cows means? | 1.3209 | 0.03869 | 215 | 157 | 47 | 11 |
1907 | Do you really think the deer and antelope were playing? | 1.3207 | 0.03820 | 237 | 176 | 46 | 15 |
1908 | And why do you think watching the deer and the antelope play causes you feelings of jealousy? | 1.3206 | 0.03941 | 209 | 153 | 45 | 11 |
1909 | Do you know the lyrics to "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" | 1.3206 | 0.04223 | 209 | 158 | 35 | 16 |
1910 | It seems to me that you need not only to forget, but to *forgive* the Alamo. | 1.3205 | 0.03994 | 234 | 177 | 39 | 18 |
1911 | This isn’t what the ad meant by “couple’s therapy”, but we’ll give it a shot. | 1.3204 | 0.03919 | 206 | 150 | 46 | 10 |
1912 | This is the fourth week you've played 'Desperado.' Maybe it's time to move on. | 1.3204 | 0.04038 | 206 | 152 | 42 | 12 |
1913 | That's the same old song and dance you gave me last time, without the dance. | 1.3200 | 0.04057 | 200 | 147 | 42 | 11 |
1914 | I'm not so sure 'Yippee-ki-yay' is a legitimate disorder. | 1.3200 | 0.03958 | 225 | 168 | 42 | 15 |
1915 | I would say that's A-Minor problem. Let's get in tune with A-Major one. | 1.3200 | 0.04356 | 200 | 152 | 32 | 16 |
1916 | Tell me more about your aversion to a burial on the lone prairie. | 1.3200 | 0.03908 | 225 | 167 | 44 | 14 |
1917 | And how does the fact that your woman left you and your dog up and died make you feel? | 1.3200 | 0.04057 | 200 | 147 | 42 | 11 |
1918 | Everybody expects me to Know When to Hold Them, Know When to Fold Them, Know When to Walk Away and Know When to Run. | 1.3200 | 0.04057 | 200 | 147 | 42 | 11 |
1919 | And why do you think you don't want to be fenced in? | 1.3198 | 0.03577 | 247 | 180 | 55 | 12 |
1920 | So what I’m hearing is, all your Ex’s live in Texas. How does that make you feel? | 1.3198 | 0.03483 | 247 | 178 | 59 | 10 |
1921 | It is common for a cowboy to have anger at his cowfather. | 1.3198 | 0.04242 | 222 | 171 | 31 | 20 |
1922 | Tell me about your first memories of being out of tune. | 1.3198 | 0.03891 | 222 | 164 | 45 | 13 |
1923 | So, your low self-esteem stems from the deer and the antelope not letting you play with them? | 1.3196 | 0.03927 | 219 | 162 | 44 | 13 |
1924 | So,you say you’re so lonesome you could cry. | 1.3196 | 0.03927 | 219 | 162 | 44 | 13 |
1925 | Must we start each session with a cover of, "Crazy?" | 1.3195 | 0.03682 | 241 | 177 | 51 | 13 |
1926 | Could be worse; it's not a banjo. | 1.3195 | 0.03728 | 241 | 178 | 49 | 14 |
1927 | I suggest you change your tune. | 1.3195 | 0.03774 | 241 | 179 | 47 | 15 |
1928 | I'm thinking that the roaming buffalo is a metaphor. | 1.3194 | 0.04123 | 216 | 163 | 37 | 16 |
1929 | Ok, now let's discuss your frets | 1.3194 | 0.03909 | 216 | 159 | 45 | 12 |
1930 | So, what do you think "Yippie I Oh Kiya " means | 1.3194 | 0.03853 | 216 | 158 | 47 | 11 |
1931 | Have you tried not lamenting? | 1.3194 | 0.03964 | 216 | 160 | 43 | 13 |
1932 | This isn’t what I meant when I agreed to sliding scale, Duke. | 1.3194 | 0.03964 | 216 | 160 | 43 | 13 |
1933 | And did you tell Old Paint how that made you feel? | 1.3194 | 0.04071 | 216 | 162 | 39 | 15 |
1934 | You seem to be holding on to something. | 1.3194 | 0.04071 | 216 | 162 | 39 | 15 |
1935 | Your problem is a classic case of dissonance, pardner. | 1.3194 | 0.03797 | 216 | 157 | 49 | 10 |
1936 | You seem inseparable, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar | 1.3193 | 0.03712 | 238 | 175 | 50 | 13 |
1937 | And why do you care if the little dogies git along? | 1.3193 | 0.03414 | 238 | 169 | 62 | 7 |
1938 | You have to remember, Mr. Hatfield, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3193 | 0.03853 | 238 | 178 | 44 | 16 |
1939 | I just want to reassure you: I am recording this session | 1.3192 | 0.04056 | 213 | 159 | 40 | 14 |
1940 | In this recurring dream, why do you think your mother loves jazz | 1.3192 | 0.04110 | 213 | 160 | 38 | 15 |
1941 | I get it. You don't have to sing "Oh Lonesome Me" again. | 1.3190 | 0.03983 | 210 | 155 | 43 | 12 |
1942 | Ah, but you have to really want to be lonesome. | 1.3190 | 0.03925 | 210 | 154 | 45 | 11 |
1943 | So how you coping since your wife up and left, your dog died, and your truck broke down? | 1.3190 | 0.04040 | 210 | 156 | 41 | 13 |
1944 | Anger at mama for not letting you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3190 | 0.03726 | 232 | 170 | 50 | 12 |
1945 | What's a six-letter word for 'anachronism'? | 1.3188 | 0.04079 | 207 | 154 | 40 | 13 |
1946 | Psychologically speaking, comfort guitars are somewhat rare. | 1.3188 | 0.03758 | 229 | 168 | 49 | 12 |
1947 | My five o'clock already played Jimi Hendrix, do you know any polkas? | 1.3188 | 0.03858 | 229 | 170 | 45 | 14 |
1948 | I was with you until ‘Yippee Ti Yi Yay’. | 1.3188 | 0.03908 | 229 | 171 | 43 | 15 |
1949 | Uh huh... and how did it feel when your mama told you not to grow up and be a cowboy? | 1.3186 | 0.04120 | 204 | 152 | 39 | 13 |
1950 | Do you know "I Fall to Pieces"? | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
1951 | So you're no longer gitting along with your little dogies? | 1.3186 | 0.04001 | 204 | 150 | 43 | 11 |
1952 | She left you, you got drunk, your truck broke, can we move on?" | 1.3186 | 0.03993 | 226 | 170 | 40 | 16 |
1953 | Right no girl, no job, no cigarettes keep going | 1.3186 | 0.03943 | 226 | 169 | 42 | 15 |
1954 | No, I won’t make a campfire. | 1.3186 | 0.04042 | 226 | 171 | 38 | 17 |
1955 | I'm afraid "lonesome" still hasn't made the DSM. | 1.3184 | 0.03915 | 201 | 146 | 46 | 9 |
1956 | Strum und Drang | 1.3184 | 0.04080 | 223 | 169 | 37 | 17 |
1957 | Yes...but I notice that you have no songs about your mother... | 1.3184 | 0.03824 | 223 | 164 | 47 | 12 |
1958 | And sometimes, Tex, a guitar isn't just a guitar | 1.3184 | 0.03979 | 223 | 167 | 41 | 15 |
1959 | It doesn't technically count as delusions of grandeur if you think you're a middling country musician. | 1.3184 | 0.03639 | 245 | 180 | 52 | 13 |
1960 | Your life sounds like a country song. | 1.3182 | 0.03669 | 242 | 178 | 51 | 13 |
1961 | Momma never did let me be a cowboy. | 1.3182 | 0.03965 | 220 | 164 | 42 | 14 |
1962 | At least she left your guitar. | 1.3182 | 0.03804 | 220 | 161 | 48 | 11 |
1963 | Still, my guitar gently weeps. | 1.3182 | 0.04081 | 198 | 146 | 41 | 11 |
1964 | First, the whippoorwill needs to accept and embrace that he's alone. | 1.3182 | 0.04081 | 198 | 146 | 41 | 11 |
1965 | Soooo, tell me more about that horse you rode in on. | 1.3182 | 0.03858 | 220 | 162 | 46 | 12 |
1966 | Let's leave Mama out of this. Can YOU forgive you for growing up to be a cowboy? | 1.3182 | 0.03912 | 220 | 163 | 44 | 13 |
1967 | No anxiety, no worries, no cares...well clearly you’re delusional. | 1.3180 | 0.03793 | 239 | 178 | 46 | 15 |
1968 | Even cowboys get the blues, but yours has strings attached. | 1.3180 | 0.04055 | 217 | 163 | 39 | 15 |
1969 | I take it you are no longer at the "I'm O.K. Corral? " | 1.3179 | 0.03925 | 195 | 141 | 46 | 8 |
1970 | Yes,I know obsession is a discouraging word. | 1.3178 | 0.03872 | 236 | 177 | 43 | 16 |
1971 | Playing guitar left -handed is an obvious sign of the issues you are facing | 1.3178 | 0.03930 | 214 | 158 | 44 | 12 |
1972 | Would you be available to play at my daughter's birthday party? | 1.3178 | 0.03874 | 214 | 157 | 46 | 11 |
1973 | I believe you are suffering from seasonal post-round up, my gal done gone and left me blues. | 1.3178 | 0.04200 | 214 | 163 | 34 | 17 |
1974 | You've made great progress since the heavy metal setback. | 1.3178 | 0.03930 | 214 | 158 | 44 | 12 |
1975 | I get it, Jeb. You’re an old cowhand from the Rio Grande. Now can we go a little deeper than that? | 1.3178 | 0.03985 | 214 | 159 | 42 | 13 |
1976 | So your mother was run over by a damned ole train the same day your dog died?" | 1.3177 | 0.04294 | 192 | 144 | 35 | 13 |
1977 | I have a feeling you're just playing along. | 1.3176 | 0.03712 | 233 | 171 | 50 | 12 |
1978 | When did the skies get cloudy? | 1.3175 | 0.03910 | 211 | 155 | 45 | 11 |
1979 | So, you wrote an ode to beans. I'll be back in a bit. | 1.3175 | 0.04188 | 211 | 160 | 35 | 16 |
1980 | Well...music isn’t always therapy. | 1.3175 | 0.03910 | 211 | 155 | 45 | 11 |
1981 | Now you're depressing me too | 1.3175 | 0.03967 | 211 | 156 | 43 | 12 |
1982 | How can I help you if you sing the same old song at each session? | 1.3175 | 0.04469 | 189 | 144 | 30 | 15 |
1983 | Tell me about your horse's mother... | 1.3175 | 0.04209 | 189 | 140 | 38 | 11 |
1984 | Give your wife some more time. It took her two years to adjust to the circus clown. | 1.3175 | 0.04405 | 189 | 143 | 32 | 14 |
1985 | So when did you find yourself drawn...to the Upper West Side? | 1.3174 | 0.03744 | 230 | 169 | 49 | 12 |
1986 | You say you're always fretting. Could it just be an occupational hazard? | 1.3174 | 0.03844 | 230 | 171 | 45 | 14 |
1987 | How are things at home, home on the range? | 1.3173 | 0.04062 | 208 | 155 | 40 | 13 |
1988 | Doggone shame is a difficult thing to work through. | 1.3173 | 0.03946 | 208 | 153 | 44 | 11 |
1989 | That memory seems to have really struck a chord with you. | 1.3173 | 0.04005 | 208 | 154 | 42 | 12 |
1990 | How long have you been carrying that tune? | 1.3172 | 0.03878 | 227 | 169 | 44 | 14 |
1991 | My prognosis is that you have a phobia of trains, pick-up trucks and ex girlfriends. | 1.3172 | 0.03828 | 227 | 168 | 46 | 13 |
1992 | All you need is a little fine tuning. | 1.3172 | 0.03724 | 227 | 166 | 50 | 11 |
1993 | I believe you have a singing cowboy complex. | 1.3172 | 0.03928 | 227 | 170 | 42 | 15 |
1994 | On second thought, don't tell me about your mother. | 1.3172 | 0.04026 | 227 | 172 | 38 | 17 |
1995 | No you cannot use my professional advice in your lyrics." | 1.3172 | 0.03878 | 227 | 169 | 44 | 14 |
1996 | In the second verse you mentioned that you you never had a little red wagon. | 1.3172 | 0.03724 | 227 | 166 | 50 | 11 |
1997 | Tell me how you feel about these discouraging words you heard. | 1.3172 | 0.03724 | 227 | 166 | 50 | 11 |
1998 | Why is it important to you that the dogies git along? | 1.3171 | 0.03984 | 205 | 151 | 43 | 11 |
1999 | So you want the little dogies not just to git along, but to WANT to git along. | 1.3171 | 0.03581 | 246 | 180 | 54 | 12 |
2000 | OK, so she done you wrong. What was your relationship like with your mother? | 1.3171 | 0.04103 | 205 | 153 | 39 | 13 |
2001 | So, you also play the oboe? | 1.3171 | 0.03581 | 246 | 180 | 54 | 12 |
2002 | So, how did it make you feel when she ‘done you wrong?’ | 1.3170 | 0.03810 | 224 | 165 | 47 | 12 |
2003 | I'll need a songwriting credit for this one. | 1.3168 | 0.04144 | 202 | 151 | 38 | 13 |
2004 | Why don't you tell me why YOU think all your friends are in low places? | 1.3168 | 0.03835 | 202 | 146 | 48 | 8 |
2005 | So your dog died and your woman done left you, and now you're worried about bad things coming in threes. | 1.3167 | 0.03844 | 221 | 163 | 46 | 12 |
2006 | Yes, I understand you shot a man in Reno. Please stop singing. | 1.3167 | 0.04102 | 221 | 168 | 36 | 17 |
2007 | So you say your mother was advised not to let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3167 | 0.03897 | 221 | 164 | 44 | 13 |
2008 | No pressure, but perhaps we could we use words this session? | 1.3167 | 0.03735 | 221 | 161 | 50 | 10 |
2009 | When did you begin to suspect that the little dogies' misfortune was connected to your own sense of well-being? | 1.3167 | 0.03897 | 221 | 164 | 44 | 13 |
2010 | "Let's pick up with that verse next week, Sue." | 1.3167 | 0.03686 | 240 | 177 | 50 | 13 |
2011 | How about we take a break from the music, and you rustle us up some grub? | 1.3166 | 0.04422 | 199 | 153 | 29 | 17 |
2012 | I personally don’t mind these longer sessions, but your bills will be much lower if you just talk. | 1.3166 | 0.04000 | 199 | 146 | 43 | 10 |
2013 | So what evidence can you offer to support your notion that the times are a changin? | 1.3166 | 0.04186 | 199 | 149 | 37 | 13 |
2014 | I need more than “Oh lonesome me” to work with. | 1.3165 | 0.03933 | 218 | 162 | 43 | 13 |
2015 | So, you have seldom heard a discouraging word? | 1.3165 | 0.03933 | 218 | 162 | 43 | 13 |
2016 | Shall we explore why the little dogie did not want to git along? | 1.3165 | 0.03878 | 218 | 161 | 45 | 12 |
2017 | Are there any country/western tunes that are strictly instrumental? | 1.3165 | 0.03933 | 218 | 162 | 43 | 13 |
2018 | And so your woman did not done left you. | 1.3165 | 0.03717 | 237 | 175 | 49 | 13 |
2019 | Rusty, I think there are some discouraging words not being heard in this room. | 1.3165 | 0.03765 | 237 | 176 | 47 | 14 |
2020 | How long have you wanted to get along with your little doggy? | 1.3163 | 0.04291 | 196 | 148 | 34 | 14 |
2021 | No, Mr. Sanchez. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3163 | 0.04291 | 196 | 148 | 34 | 14 |
2022 | So, your marriage is fine and your dog is alive and well...what's your problem? | 1.3163 | 0.03914 | 215 | 159 | 44 | 12 |
2023 | When did you first notice your relationship was going off key? | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
2024 | If I understood you correctly, you were madder than a wet hen at a scrambled egg breakfast. | 1.3163 | 0.03802 | 215 | 157 | 48 | 10 |
2025 | Okay, let's start from the top. | 1.3163 | 0.03969 | 215 | 160 | 42 | 13 |
2026 | And your mother made you play the violin for how long? | 1.3163 | 0.04024 | 215 | 161 | 40 | 14 |
2027 | Try this: 'Oedipal pain / Will break your heart / You're one sick guy / And not that smart.'" | 1.3163 | 0.04183 | 215 | 164 | 34 | 17 |
2028 | Yes, sometimes a guitar is a guitar | 1.3162 | 0.03495 | 234 | 168 | 58 | 8 |
2029 | So why do you think you’re travelin’ down that lonesome road again all alone? | 1.3161 | 0.04014 | 193 | 141 | 43 | 9 |
2030 | No, I wasn't suggesting you were homeless when I said you were deranged...... | 1.3161 | 0.04399 | 193 | 147 | 31 | 15 |
2031 | You stopped drinking, found your truck, and got re-married? | 1.3160 | 0.04063 | 212 | 159 | 39 | 14 |
2032 | I'm sorry to say I don't do couple's therapy. | 1.3160 | 0.03951 | 212 | 157 | 43 | 12 |
2033 | I'm thinking you'd be better off in group therapy | 1.3160 | 0.03777 | 212 | 154 | 49 | 9 |
2034 | Have you tried rhinestones? | 1.3160 | 0.03894 | 212 | 156 | 45 | 11 |
2035 | Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be therapists | 1.3160 | 0.04117 | 212 | 160 | 37 | 15 |
2036 | I know what your problem is. You're left-handed. | 1.3160 | 0.03879 | 231 | 173 | 43 | 15 |
2037 | Yes,I've heard that one before. | 1.3160 | 0.03830 | 231 | 172 | 45 | 14 |
2038 | Well Tex I think in our current political environment,singing Don’t Fence Me In at the Border Control annual BBQ may be bit dangerous why don’t you just sing Home On The Range and call it a day. | 1.3160 | 0.03830 | 231 | 172 | 45 | 14 |
2039 | Well, it might not be your home anymore, but you do have a range of issues. | 1.3158 | 0.03986 | 190 | 138 | 44 | 8 |
2040 | This prescription should make it more like the Mild West. | 1.3158 | 0.03930 | 209 | 154 | 44 | 11 |
2041 | So your dog died, your truck broke down and your wife left with your best friend. | 1.3158 | 0.03864 | 228 | 170 | 44 | 14 |
2042 | Oh, I do understand. It is a bitch that nothing rhymes with 'Jungian'. | 1.3158 | 0.03751 | 209 | 151 | 50 | 8 |
2043 | So you never heard a discouraging word, and the skies were not cloudy all day? | 1.3158 | 0.03989 | 209 | 155 | 42 | 12 |
2044 | Okay, so the wife, trailer, and truck are accounted for, but could you tell me more about your dog's disappearance? | 1.3158 | 0.03989 | 209 | 155 | 42 | 12 |
2045 | So when you said 'yippie-i-o ki yay', what did she do? | 1.3158 | 0.03913 | 228 | 171 | 42 | 15 |
2046 | See you aren't alone...the song is also stuck in my head. | 1.3156 | 0.03898 | 225 | 168 | 43 | 14 |
2047 | Is your horse jealous of all four-legged creatures or just the deer and the antelope? | 1.3155 | 0.04086 | 206 | 154 | 39 | 13 |
2048 | It sounds like the trails haven’t been that happy since we last met. | 1.3155 | 0.04027 | 206 | 153 | 41 | 12 |
2049 | You know any Zeppelin? | 1.3155 | 0.04311 | 206 | 158 | 31 | 17 |
2050 | So you blame your Mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3155 | 0.04256 | 206 | 157 | 33 | 16 |
2051 | So your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3155 | 0.04143 | 206 | 155 | 37 | 14 |
2052 | Looks like your problem started when you decided to play a right handed guitar left handed. | 1.3153 | 0.03829 | 222 | 164 | 46 | 12 |
2053 | And then the super-ego joins in on the chorus... | 1.3153 | 0.03934 | 222 | 166 | 42 | 14 |
2054 | Come, on! Really? They all left you? The wife, the dog, the horse, the mistress, the cat, the cow, the goat, the kids, etc. And I suppose it's not your fault? | 1.3151 | 0.03753 | 219 | 160 | 49 | 10 |
2055 | So, what's your first memory of people saying, 'Does not play well with others?' ". | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
2056 | Lately, I’ve just felt out of tune. | 1.3151 | 0.03970 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
2057 | You see, doctor, it all started with a drink...a truck... a woman... and a dog. | 1.3150 | 0.04046 | 200 | 148 | 41 | 11 |
2058 | So what else do you fret over? | 1.3149 | 0.03735 | 235 | 174 | 48 | 13 |
2059 | Now that we've heard about your home on the range, I'd like you to put down the guitar and try to focus on reality. | 1.3149 | 0.03735 | 235 | 174 | 48 | 13 |
2060 | If you played your song backwards, your wife and dog might come back. | 1.3147 | 0.04451 | 197 | 152 | 28 | 17 |
2061 | That's not the saddest song I've ever heard. | 1.3147 | 0.03892 | 197 | 143 | 46 | 8 |
2062 | Why do YOU think the only song you sing is "Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys"? | 1.3147 | 0.04023 | 197 | 145 | 42 | 10 |
2063 | Your life story sounds suspiciously like a Johnny Cash song. | 1.3147 | 0.03825 | 197 | 142 | 48 | 7 |
2064 | Listen, sometimes a 'guitar' is just a guitar. | 1.3147 | 0.03912 | 232 | 175 | 41 | 16 |
2065 | I see this has struck a chord with you. | 1.3147 | 0.03912 | 232 | 175 | 41 | 16 |
2066 | More like “Home on Deranged” if you ask me. | 1.3147 | 0.03864 | 232 | 174 | 43 | 15 |
2067 | When did you realize you couldn't let go of your guitar? | 1.3144 | 0.04193 | 194 | 145 | 37 | 12 |
2068 | I see our last session struck a chord with you. | 1.3144 | 0.04256 | 194 | 146 | 35 | 13 |
2069 | I suggest you get back to your home on the range. | 1.3144 | 0.04129 | 194 | 144 | 39 | 11 |
2070 | Tell me more about those lonesome feelings. | 1.3143 | 0.04029 | 210 | 157 | 40 | 13 |
2071 | Yes, but how do you Really feel about loosing your gun, your dog, your pickup and your girlfriend? | 1.3143 | 0.03972 | 210 | 156 | 42 | 12 |
2072 | So your baby done left you and your mama's gone and hitched a train. How does that make you feel? | 1.3140 | 0.03769 | 207 | 150 | 49 | 8 |
2073 | Perhaps your friends simply didn’t grow up singing “I Feel Pretty” as a campfire singalong. | 1.3140 | 0.04011 | 207 | 154 | 41 | 12 |
2074 | You are a complex case because there is no such thing as a “normal” cowboy. | 1.3140 | 0.03769 | 207 | 150 | 49 | 8 |
2075 | You say you’re lonesome...go on. | 1.3140 | 0.03707 | 207 | 149 | 51 | 7 |
2076 | SING THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND. | 1.3140 | 0.04069 | 207 | 155 | 39 | 13 |
2077 | So he was strumming your face with his fingers. Then what happened? | 1.3139 | 0.04021 | 223 | 169 | 38 | 16 |
2078 | Let’s go back to your days in Times Square. Do you miss being naked? | 1.3139 | 0.03919 | 223 | 167 | 42 | 14 |
2079 | We've been through that part...you're lonesome. | 1.3137 | 0.04109 | 204 | 153 | 38 | 13 |
2080 | If you don't mind, let's go back to the first verse. | 1.3136 | 0.04109 | 220 | 168 | 35 | 17 |
2081 | Let’s talk more about your mother and the F chord. | 1.3136 | 0.04007 | 220 | 166 | 39 | 15 |
2082 | All fashion trends end sometime, Mr. Lauren.” | 1.3136 | 0.03769 | 236 | 176 | 46 | 14 |
2083 | So I gather your mood is more yippee ki-no than yippe ki-yay? | 1.3134 | 0.03967 | 201 | 148 | 43 | 10 |
2084 | NEVER was heard a discouraging word? | 1.3134 | 0.03992 | 217 | 163 | 40 | 14 |
2085 | You will never find peace in a minor key. | 1.3134 | 0.03992 | 217 | 163 | 40 | 14 |
2086 | But how does your ex-wife wrecking your truck and killing your dog really make you feel? | 1.3134 | 0.04045 | 217 | 164 | 38 | 15 |
2087 | Hmm...very interesting. You went directly from C to E7. Can you say more about that? | 1.3132 | 0.04378 | 182 | 137 | 33 | 12 |
2088 | So, Butch, what is holding you back from becoming a "cowman"? | 1.3131 | 0.04132 | 198 | 148 | 38 | 12 |
2089 | So your wife left you for your best friend, your dog died, the bank wants your house and you backed your truck into your still? | 1.3131 | 0.04006 | 198 | 146 | 42 | 10 |
2090 | So it's the dogies' misfortune and none of your own? | 1.3131 | 0.03748 | 214 | 156 | 49 | 9 |
2091 | OK, your dog died and your girl left you, anything new? | 1.3130 | 0.03785 | 230 | 171 | 46 | 13 |
2092 | Tell me more about these "little doggies" you can't get along with. | 1.3130 | 0.03981 | 230 | 175 | 38 | 17 |
2093 | Let’s home in on the range of emotions you’re feeling. | 1.3128 | 0.03899 | 211 | 156 | 44 | 11 |
2094 | So to review, your best dog died, your cow's gone dry, and your woman don't love you no more. | 1.3128 | 0.04013 | 211 | 158 | 40 | 13 |
2095 | Okay, let's get back to that part about your mama - in G this time. | 1.3128 | 0.03781 | 211 | 154 | 48 | 9 |
2096 | While it's true that your wife left you for your best friend and they took your truck, there are still positive aspects to your situation." | 1.3125 | 0.03434 | 256 | 187 | 58 | 11 |
2097 | And when did you realize you were in love with your horse? | 1.3125 | 0.04165 | 208 | 158 | 35 | 15 |
2098 | If you keep insisting that you are an Old Cow Hand from the Rio Grande, then we will get no where. | 1.3125 | 0.03771 | 240 | 180 | 45 | 15 |
2099 | You need to stop fretting, cowboy. | 1.3125 | 0.03583 | 224 | 162 | 54 | 8 |
2100 | You say JOHN WAYNE appeared in a dream and told you to go western ,Mr Silverstein? | 1.3125 | 0.04005 | 224 | 170 | 38 | 16 |
2101 | Who was this "little dogie" and why did you want it to git along? | 1.3125 | 0.04165 | 208 | 158 | 35 | 15 |
2102 | I'm just suggesting that you seemed happier as a disco artist." | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
2103 | So, out in the West Texas town of El Paso, you fell in love with a Mexican girl. | 1.3122 | 0.03834 | 221 | 164 | 45 | 12 |
2104 | Let's talk about your dad--perhaps something from the B-side of your album? | 1.3122 | 0.03940 | 221 | 166 | 41 | 14 |
2105 | Let me understand, did the episodes of depression and insomnia begin when your wife left you for your best friend; your blood hound died, or.your pick-up truck was stolen. | 1.3122 | 0.03780 | 221 | 163 | 47 | 11 |
2106 | and why do you think you "feel" home on the range? | 1.3122 | 0.03973 | 205 | 152 | 42 | 11 |
2107 | Why do you think your choices led to your wife leaving you and taking your truck and dog? | 1.3122 | 0.04033 | 205 | 153 | 40 | 12 |
2108 | If you want to play lonely songs, go ahead. It's your 50 minutes. | 1.3122 | 0.04129 | 189 | 140 | 39 | 10 |
2109 | And why have you never named your horse? | 1.3120 | 0.03577 | 250 | 185 | 52 | 13 |
2110 | It’s sturm und drang not strum! | 1.3120 | 0.03837 | 250 | 191 | 40 | 19 |
2111 | You played your guitar and your guitar played you. Go on. | 1.3120 | 0.03537 | 234 | 170 | 55 | 9 |
2112 | And does your guitar feel the same way about you? | 1.3119 | 0.03868 | 218 | 162 | 44 | 12 |
2113 | So, you can't think of a word that rhymes with jilt? How about guilt? | 1.3119 | 0.03813 | 218 | 161 | 46 | 11 |
2114 | I have no clue what rhymes with 'chaise lounge.' | 1.3119 | 0.04012 | 202 | 150 | 41 | 11 |
2115 | You can repeat it a 100 more times, but I just don't understand how the deer and antelope screwed up your marriage. | 1.3117 | 0.04013 | 231 | 177 | 36 | 18 |
2116 | Can you identify anything particular that makes you think you are in the wrong place at the wrong time? | 1.3117 | 0.03670 | 231 | 170 | 50 | 11 |
2117 | So how did it make you feel when the little dogie didn’t “git along”? | 1.3117 | 0.04106 | 231 | 179 | 32 | 20 |
2118 | And why do you think you want a home where the antelope roam? | 1.3116 | 0.03904 | 215 | 160 | 43 | 12 |
2119 | Yes, it's quite natural to want to escape this cloud hanging over you and run away to a place where seldom is heard a discouraging word. | 1.3116 | 0.03725 | 199 | 143 | 50 | 6 |
2120 | As I suspected, your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.3116 | 0.04114 | 199 | 149 | 38 | 12 |
2121 | No, The Low-Down Little Dogie Blues isn't actually recognized in the DSM-5, so this session is not covered by your insurance. | 1.3115 | 0.03681 | 244 | 182 | 48 | 14 |
2122 | So, last week we were talking about your troubles on the ol' Chisholm trail. | 1.3113 | 0.04161 | 212 | 162 | 34 | 16 |
2123 | Do you know, 'I'm so lonesome I could cry'? | 1.3113 | 0.03646 | 212 | 153 | 52 | 7 |
2124 | Your pickup truck will never love you back Clyde. | 1.3113 | 0.04107 | 212 | 161 | 36 | 15 |
2125 | It would be better at your next appointment if your horse "Old Betsy" came with you so we could get her side of it too. | 1.3113 | 0.03997 | 212 | 159 | 40 | 13 |
2126 | I see ... did your baby leave you before or after your dog died? | 1.3113 | 0.04107 | 212 | 161 | 36 | 15 |
2127 | If you play "My Analyst Told Me" one more time, I'm stopping the session immediately. | 1.3113 | 0.03940 | 212 | 158 | 42 | 12 |
2128 | And how do you feel when your guitar gently weeps? | 1.3112 | 0.04093 | 196 | 146 | 39 | 11 |
2129 | ...and why does Little Doggy have to get along? | 1.3112 | 0.04028 | 196 | 145 | 41 | 10 |
2130 | So even with a 10 gallon hat, the kids still called you Shorty... | 1.3112 | 0.03617 | 241 | 178 | 51 | 12 |
2131 | But that’s the point! You are a singing cowboy. | 1.3111 | 0.03733 | 225 | 166 | 48 | 11 |
2132 | We need to dive deeper with regards to the deer and the antelope. | 1.3110 | 0.03978 | 209 | 156 | 41 | 12 |
2133 | The depression will lift when you learn the song backwards. Your girl will come back, your horse will come back ... | 1.3110 | 0.03920 | 209 | 155 | 43 | 11 |
2134 | And how did you feel about this "little dogey"? | 1.3109 | 0.03836 | 238 | 180 | 42 | 16 |
2135 | Let's revisit the one about the Jung cowboy... | 1.3109 | 0.03789 | 238 | 179 | 44 | 15 |
2136 | And when you walked out on the streets of Loredo, what exactly did you see | 1.3109 | 0.03934 | 193 | 141 | 44 | 8 |
2137 | I think these train robberies are a cry for help. | 1.3109 | 0.04069 | 193 | 143 | 40 | 10 |
2138 | Now what makes you so certain your mama didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3109 | 0.04002 | 193 | 142 | 42 | 9 |
2139 | You won’t want to hear this, but you are going to have to quit him. | 1.3109 | 0.04326 | 193 | 147 | 32 | 14 |
2140 | I see A Major depression whereas you C Minor with A flat affect. | 1.3108 | 0.03819 | 222 | 165 | 45 | 12 |
2141 | Your brother's horse was called Lightning. Your horse was Buttermilk. And how did that make you feel? | 1.3108 | 0.03819 | 222 | 165 | 45 | 12 |
2142 | Tell me how you felt after your wife left on your horse with your dog. | 1.3108 | 0.04077 | 222 | 170 | 35 | 17 |
2143 | There's nothing to fret about. | 1.3108 | 0.04027 | 222 | 169 | 37 | 16 |
2144 | This time, could we skip the extended dance version? | 1.3108 | 0.03740 | 251 | 190 | 44 | 17 |
2145 | Your mother done did you wrong you say? | 1.3107 | 0.03896 | 206 | 152 | 44 | 10 |
2146 | c Can you tell me what you're fretting about? | 1.3107 | 0.04246 | 206 | 158 | 32 | 16 |
2147 | I don't know what your ex told you, but this is NOT a guitar lesson. | 1.3107 | 0.04189 | 206 | 157 | 34 | 15 |
2148 | You may need couples therapy or you might just try tuning it. | 1.3106 | 0.03627 | 235 | 173 | 51 | 11 |
2149 | Still feeling out of tune? | 1.3106 | 0.03822 | 235 | 177 | 43 | 15 |
2150 | Have you considered singing, you know, happy songs? | 1.3106 | 0.03676 | 235 | 174 | 49 | 12 |
2151 | Before we begin Tex, Could you move down wind a little? | 1.3105 | 0.03814 | 248 | 189 | 41 | 18 |
2152 | So, are you more at home on the range, or the Bronx? | 1.3103 | 0.04115 | 203 | 153 | 37 | 13 |
2153 | You know Lefty, punching a cow never solves anything. | 1.3103 | 0.04174 | 203 | 154 | 35 | 14 |
2154 | This lonesome cowboy thing is getting a little old. | 1.3103 | 0.03934 | 203 | 150 | 43 | 10 |
2155 | This actually isn't the type of dis-chord I specialize in. | 1.3103 | 0.03934 | 203 | 150 | 43 | 10 |
2156 | Say more about your cello envy. | 1.3103 | 0.04044 | 232 | 179 | 34 | 19 |
2157 | And what does E-I-E-I-O mean to you? | 1.3103 | 0.03707 | 232 | 172 | 48 | 12 |
2158 | What makes you think Ol’ Paint doesn’t love you? | 1.3103 | 0.03657 | 232 | 171 | 50 | 11 |
2159 | Yes even cowgirls get the blues, but we are here to talk about your feelings. | 1.3102 | 0.03758 | 245 | 185 | 44 | 16 |
2160 | A guitar is never just a guitar. | 1.3102 | 0.03833 | 216 | 160 | 45 | 11 |
2161 | What I find very interesting is that in your songs you don't refer to yourself as a 'cowman'. Why do you think that is? | 1.3102 | 0.03888 | 216 | 161 | 43 | 12 |
2162 | She super-glued what? | 1.3102 | 0.03888 | 216 | 161 | 43 | 12 |
2163 | A little high strung? | 1.3102 | 0.03943 | 216 | 162 | 41 | 13 |
2164 | And why is it, do you think, that you find the word "seldom" so discouraging? | 1.3100 | 0.03528 | 229 | 166 | 55 | 8 |
2165 | I sometimes feel like a Lonesome Polecat myself, Tex. | 1.3100 | 0.03889 | 229 | 173 | 41 | 15 |
2166 | So you're just gonna let your guitar do the talking? | 1.3100 | 0.03843 | 200 | 146 | 46 | 8 |
2167 | Let's talk more about these "little dogies" that you keep referencing. | 1.3100 | 0.03972 | 200 | 148 | 42 | 10 |
2168 | Next time I ask about payment, I trust the answer will not be blowin' in the wind. | 1.3097 | 0.04120 | 226 | 175 | 32 | 19 |
2169 | Where did you say home is? | 1.3097 | 0.03719 | 226 | 167 | 48 | 11 |
2170 | No, I wouldn't say your Mama is to blame for you growing up to be a cowboy. | 1.3097 | 0.03874 | 226 | 170 | 42 | 14 |
2171 | Other than being a "Lonesome Cowboy", what else seems to be bothering you? | 1.3097 | 0.03925 | 226 | 171 | 40 | 15 |
2172 | So you ar saying that you are so lonesome you could die? | 1.3096 | 0.03946 | 197 | 145 | 43 | 9 |
2173 | So you are mad at your mama because she let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. It's time to get over it! | 1.3096 | 0.03776 | 239 | 180 | 44 | 15 |
2174 | You're depressed because you can't ride a horse, you can't rope a steer and you definitely can't play the guitar. Maybe it's time to give up the cowboy life and consider a career change. | 1.3095 | 0.03962 | 210 | 157 | 41 | 12 |
2175 | No, I reckon I don't. | 1.3095 | 0.03845 | 210 | 155 | 45 | 10 |
2176 | So when did you first find yourself attracted to little dowgies? | 1.3094 | 0.03678 | 265 | 202 | 44 | 19 |
2177 | Let me get this straight "if my phone don't ring, I'll know its you" ? | 1.3094 | 0.03960 | 223 | 169 | 39 | 15 |
2178 | A discouraging word was heard after all. | 1.3094 | 0.03857 | 223 | 167 | 43 | 13 |
2179 | Well, you clearly didn't listen to your mother. Let's start there. | 1.3093 | 0.03760 | 236 | 177 | 45 | 14 |
2180 | Any chance we can continue our sessions without the yodeling? | 1.3093 | 0.03984 | 194 | 143 | 42 | 9 |
2181 | Tell me about these 'dogies.' Why do you feel they must 'git along' and where do you think they have to go? | 1.3093 | 0.04244 | 194 | 147 | 34 | 13 |
2182 | I'd like to move you from an F-flat to a C-sharp. | 1.3093 | 0.04116 | 194 | 145 | 38 | 11 |
2183 | Yezz I zee- not cloudy all day- never a discouraging verd… Pleaze go on..I tink ve’re finally onto someting | 1.3092 | 0.04058 | 207 | 156 | 38 | 13 |
2184 | Actually, when seldom is heard a discouraging word, it's quite natural for one to find it hard to write a country-western song. | 1.3092 | 0.04172 | 207 | 158 | 34 | 15 |
2185 | Maybe so, Lefty, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. | 1.3092 | 0.04283 | 207 | 160 | 30 | 17 |
2186 | So your Mom also gently weeps? | 1.3091 | 0.03729 | 220 | 162 | 48 | 10 |
2187 | Can you riff on that a bit more, I think we’re getting somewhere. | 1.3091 | 0.03838 | 220 | 164 | 44 | 12 |
2188 | So, your wife left you for a jazz singer. How does that make you feel? | 1.3091 | 0.04049 | 220 | 168 | 36 | 16 |
2189 | Tell me more about these discouraging words you seem to be hearing since you moved to the city. | 1.3090 | 0.03743 | 233 | 174 | 46 | 13 |
2190 | No, I do not 'sing along' with my patients. It inflames the transference. | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
2191 | And how did it make you feel when she left with your dog and your truck? | 1.3088 | 0.04039 | 204 | 153 | 39 | 12 |
2192 | You've got to let it go, home, home is not on the range anymore. | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
2193 | I see...so you’ve frequently heard a discouraging word? | 1.3088 | 0.03928 | 217 | 163 | 41 | 13 |
2194 | That's our time, and by the way, do you do birthdays?" | 1.3088 | 0.03818 | 217 | 161 | 45 | 11 |
2195 | One the phone, when you said you were more at home on the range, I thought you meant you were a gourmet chef | 1.3087 | 0.03674 | 230 | 170 | 49 | 11 |
2196 | We've heard about your dog, your truck, and your various ex-wives. Now let's hear about your mother. | 1.3086 | 0.03776 | 243 | 184 | 43 | 16 |
2197 | No, you can't change the song so that Mama won't let her babies grow up to be therapists." | 1.3085 | 0.04017 | 201 | 150 | 40 | 11 |
2198 | Let's explore how it makes you feel when mommas DO let their babies grow up to be cowboys. | 1.3085 | 0.03955 | 201 | 149 | 42 | 10 |
2199 | OK, so your wife died, your dog ran away, and your truck was stolen. Now let’s discuss the bad things that happened this week. | 1.3084 | 0.03909 | 214 | 160 | 42 | 12 |
2200 | You can sing a little faster. I charge by the hour." | 1.3084 | 0.04074 | 214 | 163 | 36 | 15 |
2201 | Did your mother ever say "Yippie Ki Yi Yah"? | 1.3084 | 0.04020 | 214 | 162 | 38 | 14 |
2202 | Jeb, something tells me this wasn't your first rodeo. | 1.3084 | 0.04020 | 214 | 162 | 38 | 14 |
2203 | You're out of tune. | 1.3084 | 0.03809 | 227 | 170 | 44 | 13 |
2204 | When did you first notice you'd stopped grinnin'? | 1.3084 | 0.03757 | 227 | 169 | 46 | 12 |
2205 | You're telling me your self-driving truck left you too? | 1.3084 | 0.03910 | 227 | 172 | 40 | 15 |
2206 | So, in spite of the bison coming and going at all hours, you’ve characterized your childhood home as a playful, encouraging, and sunny environment. | 1.3081 | 0.04179 | 185 | 138 | 37 | 10 |
2207 | Let's start with that last line.. “I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.” | 1.3081 | 0.04303 | 198 | 152 | 31 | 15 |
2208 | Perhaps you should start with a ballad about your childhood | 1.3081 | 0.04120 | 198 | 149 | 37 | 12 |
2209 | I think you've come a long way since your time with the hedge fund | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
2210 | Get along little doggie, you're time's up. | 1.3081 | 0.04113 | 211 | 161 | 35 | 15 |
2211 | How long have you been feeling lonesome? | 1.3080 | 0.03894 | 224 | 169 | 41 | 14 |
2212 | How long have you been stressing over this girl, Clementine? | 1.3080 | 0.03737 | 224 | 166 | 47 | 11 |
2213 | But why do you think the buffalo roam? | 1.3080 | 0.03945 | 224 | 170 | 39 | 15 |
2214 | ...I'm sure Freud himself would take your job and shove it. | 1.3080 | 0.03699 | 237 | 177 | 47 | 13 |
2215 | Did your wife leave you before or after your dog died? | 1.3077 | 0.03602 | 221 | 161 | 52 | 8 |
2216 | I think your problem may be that your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy! | 1.3077 | 0.03865 | 208 | 154 | 44 | 10 |
2217 | Let's explore that a little bit. Exactly what do you mean by yippee i oh ki yay? | 1.3077 | 0.04162 | 195 | 147 | 36 | 12 |
2218 | Y'know, I'm getting a little tired of life on the range. Let's talk about your mother. | 1.3077 | 0.03779 | 234 | 176 | 44 | 14 |
2219 | Nice try, but the song is not "I walk the borderline." | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
2220 | I don't think music therapy will help if you can't play. | 1.3077 | 0.03930 | 221 | 167 | 40 | 14 |
2221 | Considering that you were born, raised and lived your entire life in Manhattan, I'd call it Dixie delusional disorder. | 1.3077 | 0.03769 | 221 | 164 | 46 | 11 |
2222 | I see your problem. You are one of those men overly obsessed with the g-string. | 1.3077 | 0.03769 | 221 | 164 | 46 | 11 |
2223 | It's your G string. It's flat. | 1.3077 | 0.03968 | 234 | 180 | 36 | 18 |
2224 | How did you git along with your little doggie? | 1.3077 | 0.04041 | 208 | 157 | 38 | 13 |
2225 | Can you tell me about your recent heartbreak again? That was a good one. | 1.3074 | 0.03811 | 231 | 174 | 43 | 14 |
2226 | Well, sometimes the things we think don’t make a heap of never mind reveal themselves to be the very things that do make a heap of never mind. | 1.3074 | 0.03660 | 231 | 171 | 49 | 11 |
2227 | Tell me a little bit more about the dog, the truck and the cheating wife | 1.3073 | 0.04071 | 218 | 167 | 35 | 16 |
2228 | Once more, but with feeling. | 1.3073 | 0.04071 | 218 | 167 | 35 | 16 |
2229 | Sounds like this Patsy Cline's got you pegged. | 1.3073 | 0.03858 | 218 | 163 | 43 | 12 |
2230 | Rule #1: Just lie back and play whatever comes into your head. | 1.3073 | 0.03962 | 205 | 153 | 41 | 11 |
2231 | There must be some other way to tell me how you feel. | 1.3073 | 0.03776 | 205 | 150 | 47 | 8 |
2232 | Looks like you have a fret or two. | 1.3070 | 0.03895 | 228 | 173 | 40 | 15 |
2233 | Next session we ought to revisit the absence of discouraging words in your childhood recollections. | 1.3070 | 0.03585 | 228 | 167 | 52 | 9 |
2234 | But how did it make you feel when your best friend stole your truck and ran away with your wife? | 1.3070 | 0.03691 | 228 | 169 | 48 | 11 |
2235 | What finally happened to your dog? | 1.3070 | 0.03845 | 228 | 172 | 42 | 14 |
2236 | So your little dogies don't get along. How do you feel about that? | 1.3070 | 0.03638 | 228 | 168 | 50 | 10 |
2237 | No matter what the boys in your band say, left-handedness itself is no longer considered a sign of mental disorder. | 1.3070 | 0.03743 | 228 | 170 | 46 | 12 |
2238 | Have you tried auto-tune? | 1.3070 | 0.03543 | 215 | 155 | 54 | 6 |
2239 | It sounds like she's stringing you along. | 1.3070 | 0.03837 | 215 | 160 | 44 | 11 |
2240 | It’s just... I feel guilty continuing to play while my guitar gently weeps. | 1.3070 | 0.03949 | 215 | 162 | 40 | 13 |
2241 | It'll be ok. Sadness and depression is what gives both of our jobs purpose. Then we laugh all the way to the bank. | 1.3069 | 0.04061 | 202 | 152 | 38 | 12 |
2242 | Did your mother ever explain why she didn’t want you to be a cowboy? | 1.3069 | 0.03811 | 202 | 148 | 46 | 8 |
2243 | So you're angry your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3069 | 0.04122 | 202 | 153 | 36 | 13 |
2244 | What else can you tell me about this home on the range? | 1.3067 | 0.03828 | 225 | 169 | 43 | 13 |
2245 | Play "Free Bird" | 1.3067 | 0.03930 | 225 | 171 | 39 | 15 |
2246 | Great, now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day. | 1.3067 | 0.03879 | 225 | 170 | 41 | 14 |
2247 | You need to understand that the buffalo are farmed for meat, and the deer have moved to the suburbs. | 1.3067 | 0.03669 | 225 | 166 | 49 | 10 |
2248 | I know you are depressed but just because you lost your dog, wife, kids, house and truck broke down, doesn't make you a country singer | 1.3066 | 0.04042 | 212 | 161 | 37 | 14 |
2249 | You seem to be singing the same old song. | 1.3066 | 0.03634 | 212 | 154 | 51 | 7 |
2250 | When did you first realize you were an absolutely horrible guitarist? | 1.3065 | 0.04163 | 199 | 151 | 35 | 13 |
2251 | Let's pick up with when Mama tried. | 1.3064 | 0.03667 | 235 | 175 | 48 | 12 |
2252 | You think you’re lonesome, I sit here hour after hour with no one who understands me. | 1.3063 | 0.03914 | 222 | 168 | 40 | 14 |
2253 | and when the little doggie didn’t get along, how did you feel? | 1.3062 | 0.03789 | 209 | 154 | 46 | 9 |
2254 | Referring to your boss as 'Trailpartner' rather than 'Trailmaster' is actually a significant breakthrough. | 1.3062 | 0.03665 | 209 | 152 | 50 | 7 |
2255 | Let's take it from Bar 6 of the Refrain..... | 1.3062 | 0.04024 | 209 | 158 | 38 | 13 |
2256 | So you were playing on the road again or On The Road Again? | 1.3061 | 0.04016 | 196 | 146 | 40 | 10 |
2257 | Not to utter a discouraging word, but . . . | 1.3061 | 0.04016 | 196 | 146 | 40 | 10 |
2258 | So, why do you think the dove was lonesome? | 1.3060 | 0.03942 | 232 | 178 | 37 | 17 |
2259 | Half off your next session if your next personality doesn’t sing. | 1.3060 | 0.03894 | 232 | 177 | 39 | 16 |
2260 | So you think all the cows really love your songs, especially Gladys. | 1.3060 | 0.03647 | 232 | 172 | 49 | 11 |
2261 | I think a 20 milligram dose will be effective for that achy breaky heart. | 1.3060 | 0.03490 | 232 | 169 | 55 | 8 |
2262 | Would you say you actually feel "home" on the range? | 1.3059 | 0.03788 | 219 | 163 | 45 | 11 |
2263 | I just feel as though I've yee'd my last haw | 1.3059 | 0.03950 | 219 | 166 | 39 | 14 |
2264 | Listen, we both know that you are not an old cow hand and you are not from the Rio Grande. | 1.3059 | 0.03788 | 219 | 163 | 45 | 11 |
2265 | Where the f**k is Galveston? | 1.3059 | 0.03950 | 219 | 166 | 39 | 14 |
2266 | Have you ever considered that you might be the 'tumbling tumbleweed'? | 1.3058 | 0.03761 | 206 | 151 | 47 | 8 |
2267 | After you girlfriend left you, your truck broke down and your dog died, what happened? | 1.3058 | 0.04121 | 206 | 157 | 35 | 14 |
2268 | So, what I hear you singing is, your girl has come home, your truck is humming, and your dog just had puppies. Is this some sort of joke? | 1.3058 | 0.04345 | 206 | 161 | 27 | 18 |
2269 | Tell me more about these lonesome days and gamblin’ ways. | 1.3058 | 0.03498 | 242 | 178 | 54 | 10 |
2270 | Tell me more about these discouraging words and cloudy skies. | 1.3057 | 0.04251 | 193 | 147 | 33 | 13 |
2271 | Not to minimize your pain, but isn't it common, in your line of work, for a man’s two-timing spouse to shoot his vigilant dog and run off with his faithful horse in his newly washed truck? | 1.3057 | 0.03921 | 193 | 142 | 43 | 8 |
2272 | Your pickup truck seems to be a recurring theme. | 1.3057 | 0.03625 | 229 | 169 | 50 | 10 |
2273 | Yes, Mr. President, but I don’t think singing, “La Cucaracha” and wearing a mustache will get them to vote for you. | 1.3057 | 0.03880 | 229 | 174 | 40 | 15 |
2274 | What else do you remember besides the Alamo? | 1.3056 | 0.03822 | 216 | 161 | 44 | 11 |
2275 | So, tell me more of this home where the buffalo roam... | 1.3056 | 0.03878 | 216 | 162 | 42 | 12 |
2276 | Mr McCartney, you're a left handed guitarist and the similarities stop there, we have to address other issues. | 1.3056 | 0.03878 | 216 | 162 | 42 | 12 |
2277 | I wish I knew how to quit you. | 1.3054 | 0.04279 | 203 | 157 | 30 | 16 |
2278 | And your mama did let her babies grow up to be cowboys? | 1.3054 | 0.04044 | 203 | 153 | 38 | 12 |
2279 | True enough, last week you did say you would refrain. | 1.3054 | 0.04044 | 203 | 153 | 38 | 12 |
2280 | Deer and antelope? | 1.3054 | 0.04044 | 203 | 153 | 38 | 12 |
2281 | How seldom was that "discouraging word?" | 1.3053 | 0.03708 | 226 | 168 | 47 | 11 |
2282 | ...so when did you first suspect it was out of tune? | 1.3053 | 0.03708 | 226 | 168 | 47 | 11 |
2283 | I'm still a-pickin', but I ain't a-grinnin' no more, Doc. | 1.3053 | 0.04165 | 190 | 143 | 36 | 11 |
2284 | Please, could you stop singing "Home on the Deranged" | 1.3052 | 0.03914 | 213 | 160 | 41 | 12 |
2285 | I've never seen you pickin' AND grinnin'. Tell me about that. | 1.3052 | 0.03970 | 213 | 161 | 39 | 13 |
2286 | I don't want to do another duet. | 1.3051 | 0.03846 | 236 | 180 | 40 | 16 |
2287 | Maybe you should go back to using your guns Billy, you'd do less damage. | 1.3049 | 0.04052 | 223 | 172 | 34 | 17 |
2288 | Do you know any songs that aren’t about being lonesome out on the range. I’m getting depressed. | 1.3049 | 0.03847 | 223 | 168 | 42 | 13 |
2289 | Understanding that the trusty pickup represents your father is a real breakthrough | 1.3049 | 0.03631 | 223 | 164 | 50 | 9 |
2290 | For once could we try a visualization exercise without a pick-up truck, a dying dog or beer? | 1.3049 | 0.03951 | 223 | 170 | 38 | 15 |
2291 | And the little dogie won't git along? | 1.3048 | 0.03833 | 210 | 156 | 44 | 10 |
2292 | And this "jingle jangle jingle", it made you angry? | 1.3048 | 0.03833 | 210 | 156 | 44 | 10 |
2293 | It’s perfectly normal to be depressed when you’ve lost your dog, your girlfriend, and your good old Stetson in the same week. | 1.3048 | 0.03773 | 210 | 155 | 46 | 9 |
2294 | Tell me more about the time you first plucked Miss Mabelline. | 1.3047 | 0.03832 | 233 | 177 | 41 | 15 |
2295 | Do you think you would have benefitted from hearing discouraging words more than just seldomly? | 1.3047 | 0.03734 | 233 | 175 | 45 | 13 |
2296 | And you still think you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant? | 1.3047 | 0.03582 | 233 | 172 | 51 | 10 |
2297 | You're not sure that you're still over her, she picked a fine time to leave you, she's always on your mind...forget therapy, you should be writing country songs! | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
2298 | It's on the range, yes, but does it feel like home? | 1.3045 | 0.03718 | 220 | 163 | 47 | 10 |
2299 | And your mother, did she spend a lot of time at home, home on the range? | 1.3045 | 0.03882 | 220 | 166 | 41 | 13 |
2300 | ...And that’s how I lost my dog and my truck in the same day. | 1.3045 | 0.03935 | 220 | 167 | 39 | 14 |
2301 | Call it what you want, but I'm hearing the blues. | 1.3045 | 0.03987 | 220 | 168 | 37 | 15 |
2302 | I say "whoopie ti-yi-yo", then you say,"get along little doggies" and so on until the hour is up,OK? | 1.3045 | 0.03722 | 243 | 184 | 44 | 15 |
2303 | So, Bob, how is retirement going? | 1.3043 | 0.03808 | 207 | 153 | 45 | 9 |
2304 | Elaborate on the being naked in Times Square dream. | 1.3043 | 0.04272 | 207 | 161 | 29 | 17 |
2305 | I'm hearing the same old song | 1.3043 | 0.03865 | 230 | 175 | 40 | 15 |
2306 | Let's get to the root of why you think it's ok to put your boots on my couch. | 1.3043 | 0.03869 | 207 | 154 | 43 | 10 |
2307 | And how did you feel when the little dogies didn't git along? | 1.3043 | 0.04047 | 207 | 157 | 37 | 13 |
2308 | Crazy, crazy to think I can cure you, crazy, crazy to think I could care... | 1.3043 | 0.03865 | 230 | 175 | 40 | 15 |
2309 | Sing the one about your wife again. | 1.3042 | 0.03659 | 240 | 180 | 47 | 13 |
2310 | You’re repeating yourself a lot. | 1.3041 | 0.03971 | 217 | 165 | 38 | 14 |
2311 | Last week we were talking about your Ma - I think its time to cut the chord | 1.3041 | 0.03693 | 217 | 160 | 48 | 9 |
2312 | When did you first notice you were singing the blues? | 1.3041 | 0.03917 | 217 | 164 | 40 | 13 |
2313 | What rhymes with Freud? | 1.3041 | 0.04295 | 194 | 149 | 31 | 14 |
2314 | ...on the other hand, sometimes a bandana is just a bandana. | 1.3040 | 0.03533 | 227 | 166 | 53 | 8 |
2315 | What do you really mean when you sing "Back in the Saddle Again"? | 1.3039 | 0.03967 | 204 | 153 | 40 | 11 |
2316 | Your dog died, your wife left you, but I hear you saying that your truck still runs great. | 1.3039 | 0.03967 | 204 | 153 | 40 | 11 |
2317 | Why do I have the feeling you aren't listening to me? | 1.3039 | 0.03967 | 204 | 153 | 40 | 11 |
2318 | But what are you really trying to say when you say yippie yi yo kayah? | 1.3037 | 0.03954 | 214 | 162 | 39 | 13 |
2319 | Your problem is that you're holding the guitar backwards. | 1.3037 | 0.04117 | 214 | 165 | 33 | 16 |
2320 | We've talked in previous sessions about your desire to become less picky. | 1.3037 | 0.03784 | 214 | 159 | 45 | 10 |
2321 | change that tune and you'll start to feel better | 1.3037 | 0.03898 | 214 | 161 | 41 | 12 |
2322 | How was life at home, home on the range? | 1.3037 | 0.04009 | 214 | 163 | 37 | 14 |
2323 | Yes. But mamas don't LET their babies grow up to be cowboys... | 1.3037 | 0.03841 | 214 | 160 | 43 | 11 |
2324 | Next time, please remove your boots. | 1.3037 | 0.03841 | 214 | 160 | 43 | 11 |
2325 | I know discouraging words can be hurtful. Have you considered moving back home on the range? | 1.3036 | 0.03832 | 224 | 169 | 42 | 13 |
2326 | This is the third session you've been stuck trying to find a rhyme for 'malaise.' I understand your desire to avoid clichés, but just this once, can't you call them the blues and move on? | 1.3036 | 0.03935 | 224 | 171 | 38 | 15 |
2327 | So, to summarize, you lost your gal, your dog ran away, and your pickup broke down. | 1.3034 | 0.03818 | 234 | 178 | 41 | 15 |
2328 | I think the transition to F major should come right there. | 1.3034 | 0.03818 | 234 | 178 | 41 | 15 |
2329 | So...your dog died, your truck broke down and the whiskey don't work like it used to. | 1.3034 | 0.03769 | 234 | 177 | 43 | 14 |
2330 | So how long have you been Willy Nelson? | 1.3034 | 0.03620 | 234 | 174 | 49 | 11 |
2331 | Have you ever wondered why you write so many songs about your mother? | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
2332 | Now I know your wife done left you and your truck's broke, but can we talk about what's really bothering you? | 1.3033 | 0.03818 | 211 | 157 | 44 | 10 |
2333 | So you finally changed your G string and now she's complaining about the hat? | 1.3033 | 0.03709 | 244 | 185 | 44 | 15 |
2334 | My advice? Keep your day job. | 1.3032 | 0.03813 | 221 | 166 | 43 | 12 |
2335 | When I said you needed to "cowboy up," this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3032 | 0.03704 | 221 | 164 | 47 | 10 |
2336 | After your wife left you and your pick-up wouldn't start, how did that make you feel? | 1.3032 | 0.03919 | 221 | 168 | 39 | 14 |
2337 | In my professional opinion your just a poor lonesome cowboy who’s a long way from home. | 1.3032 | 0.03813 | 221 | 166 | 43 | 12 |
2338 | And on a minor note, your B is flat.” | 1.3032 | 0.03759 | 221 | 165 | 45 | 11 |
2339 | I know you've "got friends in low places", but that doesn't make you a bad person. | 1.3030 | 0.03383 | 231 | 167 | 58 | 6 |
2340 | ......in conclusion, just another ten gallon hat on a two gallon head. | 1.3030 | 0.03899 | 231 | 177 | 38 | 16 |
2341 | We all have to ascertain for ourselves the meaning of "Come a ti yi yippee". | 1.3030 | 0.03783 | 198 | 145 | 46 | 7 |
2342 | It's a beautiful song. But we're here because it's about your horse. | 1.3030 | 0.04045 | 198 | 149 | 38 | 11 |
2343 | So, you're an old cowhand from the Rio Grande, you've recently lost your dog, and you've got friends in low places. May I ask where your ex-wives live? | 1.3030 | 0.03701 | 231 | 173 | 46 | 12 |
2344 | So tell me how your mother reacted when you left medical school to become a singing cowboy. | 1.3030 | 0.04170 | 198 | 151 | 34 | 13 |
2345 | Why do you think she’s comin’ ‘round the mountain? | 1.3029 | 0.03853 | 208 | 155 | 43 | 10 |
2346 | How do you feel about your gal havin' done left? | 1.3029 | 0.03913 | 208 | 156 | 41 | 11 |
2347 | You say your mother's name is Clementine? | 1.3029 | 0.03853 | 208 | 155 | 43 | 10 |
2348 | So, exactly when did you and Little Dogie start having trouble getting along? | 1.3028 | 0.03503 | 251 | 187 | 52 | 12 |
2349 | Why the G minor seventh? | 1.3028 | 0.03956 | 218 | 166 | 38 | 14 |
2350 | Roy, I truly want to know more about your lost sweetheart, your dead horse, and your rabid dog. But first, I want you to take just a moment . . . to tune that damned guitar. | 1.3028 | 0.03956 | 218 | 166 | 38 | 14 |
2351 | Would it help you if we sing together? | 1.3028 | 0.03847 | 218 | 164 | 42 | 12 |
2352 | I'm sensing some hostility here. Tune the damn guitar. | 1.3026 | 0.04275 | 195 | 150 | 31 | 14 |
2353 | Do you mind if I call my wife? She's a big fan. | 1.3024 | 0.03764 | 205 | 151 | 46 | 8 |
2354 | So it's your mother's fault that you're a gay Caballero? | 1.3024 | 0.04128 | 205 | 157 | 34 | 14 |
2355 | This is progress! Last week’s therapy was on horseback! | 1.3023 | 0.03882 | 215 | 162 | 41 | 12 |
2356 | You're high strung. | 1.3023 | 0.03938 | 215 | 163 | 39 | 13 |
2357 | You can't go on blaming it all on being left-handed. Jimi Hendrix did just fine for himself. | 1.3023 | 0.03882 | 215 | 162 | 41 | 12 |
2358 | So you lost your wife, pickup truck and dog, how does that make you feel? | 1.3022 | 0.03817 | 225 | 170 | 42 | 13 |
2359 | I need you to put down your device and concentrate on our session. | 1.3022 | 0.03970 | 225 | 173 | 36 | 16 |
2360 | Tell me a bit more about your relationship with these dogies. | 1.3022 | 0.04137 | 182 | 136 | 37 | 9 |
2361 | Would you say it all fell apart for you after you lost your woman, your dog, or your pickup? | 1.3022 | 0.04281 | 182 | 138 | 33 | 11 |
2362 | Now tell me why you dropped out of law school? | 1.3022 | 0.04281 | 182 | 138 | 33 | 11 |
2363 | I understand that 'little doagie' is a metaphor for the real problem. | 1.3021 | 0.04193 | 192 | 146 | 34 | 12 |
2364 | Mama tried. And how did that make you feel? | 1.3020 | 0.04169 | 202 | 155 | 33 | 14 |
2365 | How long have you felt soo loonesome? | 1.3020 | 0.03798 | 202 | 149 | 45 | 8 |
2366 | Tell me more about the burning ring of fire. | 1.3020 | 0.03863 | 202 | 150 | 43 | 9 |
2367 | Let's go with that. How does it feel to be in a home where the buffalo roam? | 1.3019 | 0.03918 | 212 | 160 | 40 | 12 |
2368 | And how does it make you feel to have lost your dog, your horse, your wife, and your house? | 1.3019 | 0.03861 | 212 | 159 | 42 | 11 |
2369 | So, when did you first start feeling like the alone ranger? | 1.3019 | 0.03861 | 212 | 159 | 42 | 11 |
2370 | Other than the buffalo roaming,any other early memories of your home? | 1.3019 | 0.03975 | 212 | 161 | 38 | 13 |
2371 | Sorry Mr. Clampitt, but sometimes 12 bars just ain't enough to treat the blues. | 1.3019 | 0.03918 | 212 | 160 | 40 | 12 |
2372 | So your home isn't where the buffalo roam, so what? | 1.3018 | 0.03798 | 222 | 167 | 43 | 12 |
2373 | OK, but suppose home wasn't on the range. | 1.3018 | 0.04108 | 222 | 173 | 31 | 18 |
2374 | So...you think your emotional support guitar is repelling women on first dates... Lets talk about that. | 1.3017 | 0.03637 | 232 | 173 | 48 | 11 |
2375 | Don't obsess over it. I'd say most people have never roped a steer cause they don't know how. | 1.3015 | 0.03964 | 199 | 149 | 40 | 10 |
2376 | I can't think of anything that rhymes with 'orange' either! | 1.3015 | 0.04090 | 199 | 151 | 36 | 12 |
2377 | Ever thought about putting it all down in a song? | 1.3014 | 0.03897 | 209 | 157 | 41 | 11 |
2378 | Yeah but cowboys are supposed to feel lonely. | 1.3014 | 0.03955 | 209 | 158 | 39 | 12 |
2379 | Now, can I hear the guitar's side of the story? | 1.3014 | 0.03955 | 209 | 158 | 39 | 12 |
2380 | If you can't ignore disparaging words you'll need to move out of the city and back to the range | 1.3014 | 0.03777 | 219 | 164 | 44 | 11 |
2381 | It's always the same old refrain. | 1.3014 | 0.03832 | 219 | 165 | 42 | 12 |
2382 | It's perfectly normal to like Gangsta rap. | 1.3014 | 0.03721 | 219 | 163 | 46 | 10 |
2383 | Bob, There is a big difference between a habit and a hobby. See you next week. | 1.3014 | 0.03940 | 219 | 167 | 38 | 14 |
2384 | And how long have you had this obsession with getting the little doggies along? | 1.3014 | 0.03832 | 219 | 165 | 42 | 12 |
2385 | Depressing lyric's are my bread and butter | 1.3013 | 0.03719 | 229 | 172 | 45 | 12 |
2386 | Actually, it's not sang-Freud. | 1.3013 | 0.03667 | 229 | 171 | 47 | 11 |
2387 | And how does it make you feel when your horse doesn't seem to enjoy your singing? | 1.3013 | 0.03614 | 239 | 179 | 48 | 12 |
2388 | Changing from a banjo on your knee to a guitar is only masking your condition. | 1.3013 | 0.03414 | 239 | 175 | 56 | 8 |
2389 | I would prefer a check or credit card. | 1.3012 | 0.03563 | 249 | 187 | 49 | 13 |
2390 | The blues again? | 1.3012 | 0.03741 | 249 | 191 | 41 | 17 |
2391 | To try to alleviate your depression, I’m prescribing an accordion. Three polkas a day, to start. I must be strict about this: NO tangos. | 1.3010 | 0.04194 | 196 | 150 | 33 | 13 |
2392 | So you never learned to tune it? | 1.3010 | 0.03933 | 206 | 155 | 40 | 11 |
2393 | No, but if you strum a few bars, I'll try to sing along. | 1.3009 | 0.03867 | 216 | 163 | 41 | 12 |
2394 | Give me a home where the labradors roam" is progress, Mr. Pecos. | 1.3009 | 0.03754 | 216 | 161 | 45 | 10 |
2395 | Yes, I understand. You're a businessman from New York, you go to a meeting in El Paso, and what happens next? | 1.3009 | 0.03867 | 216 | 163 | 41 | 12 |
2396 | Your wife ran away and left you, your horse is lame and the rain is soaking your saddle. Might you be singing the blues? | 1.3009 | 0.03867 | 216 | 163 | 41 | 12 |
2397 | And how did the deer and the antelope playing make you feel? | 1.3009 | 0.04030 | 216 | 166 | 35 | 15 |
2398 | Yes, but can we just once get beyond the lonesome wail of a train in the middle of the night, your wife leaving you, and your dog's death to get at what is really troubling you? | 1.3009 | 0.03803 | 226 | 171 | 42 | 13 |
2399 | Now tell me more about falling in love with your horse. | 1.3009 | 0.03751 | 226 | 170 | 44 | 12 |
2400 | Play it again, Sam. This time with more feeling. | 1.3008 | 0.03883 | 236 | 182 | 37 | 17 |
2401 | Move ’em on, ride ’em out, time is up, til' next week, rawhiiiiide…. | 1.3008 | 0.03693 | 236 | 178 | 45 | 13 |
2402 | What is your goal for therapy? To be happy or to write country music? | 1.3005 | 0.04151 | 203 | 156 | 33 | 14 |
2403 | Your neurotic fretting is more tolerable. | 1.3005 | 0.03787 | 213 | 159 | 44 | 10 |
2404 | No, I don't think comparing notes will help. | 1.3005 | 0.04069 | 213 | 164 | 34 | 15 |
2405 | Tell me more about ornery. | 1.3005 | 0.03902 | 213 | 161 | 40 | 12 |
2406 | And changing your name to Bradley Cooper will solve what exactly? | 1.3004 | 0.03784 | 223 | 168 | 43 | 12 |
2407 | How do you feel, that your mama wanted you to grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.3004 | 0.03889 | 223 | 170 | 39 | 14 |
2408 | In the first stanza you mention your daddy was a gambler. And in the chorus you acknowledge that you were born under a bad sign. But you titled the song ‘Lonesome, Lazy and Left-handed.’ It may be that you are dealing with an album. | 1.3004 | 0.03724 | 233 | 176 | 44 | 13 |
2409 | So it was your mother who took your rhinestones away? | 1.3004 | 0.03724 | 233 | 176 | 44 | 13 |
2410 | It’s not just your guitar that gently weeps. | 1.3000 | 0.03871 | 220 | 167 | 40 | 13 |
2411 | So when your wife left, your dog died, and your pickup truck was stolen... how exactly did you feel? | 1.3000 | 0.03939 | 210 | 159 | 39 | 12 |
2412 | So let's talk about those discouraging words you're hearing, and the cloudy skies you're seeing. | 1.3000 | 0.03551 | 250 | 188 | 49 | 13 |
2413 | So basically, you have all the country western songs troubles plus a prostate issue". | 1.3000 | 0.03996 | 210 | 160 | 37 | 13 |
2414 | When was your home on the range repossessed? | 1.3000 | 0.03939 | 210 | 159 | 39 | 12 |
2415 | I get the "git along" part, but what's a "dogie"? | 1.3000 | 0.03822 | 210 | 157 | 43 | 10 |
2416 | So she'll be comin' 'round the mountain, and yet never seems to come. Talk about your mother. | 1.3000 | 0.03453 | 240 | 177 | 54 | 9 |
2417 | Sounds like you're sick and tired of playing the same old song. | 1.3000 | 0.04308 | 180 | 137 | 32 | 11 |
2418 | Let's stop at 12 bars and come back to this refrain next week." | 1.3000 | 0.03762 | 220 | 165 | 44 | 11 |
2419 | No, Jeff, I don't want to hear 'The House of the Rising Sun' again. | 1.3000 | 0.03924 | 220 | 168 | 38 | 14 |
2420 | How did you FEEL when the skys turned to be cloudy all day? | 1.3000 | 0.03650 | 220 | 163 | 48 | 9 |
2421 | While your dog sounds like a very good dog, maybe we should get back to your mother. | 1.2996 | 0.03802 | 247 | 191 | 38 | 18 |
2422 | So, what more can you tell me about this achy breaky heart? | 1.2996 | 0.03579 | 247 | 186 | 48 | 13 |
2423 | Nope, she won’t be comin’ ‘round the mountain. | 1.2996 | 0.03840 | 227 | 173 | 40 | 14 |
2424 | Would it be less depressing in C? | 1.2996 | 0.03577 | 227 | 168 | 50 | 9 |
2425 | So, I understand you've come to see me about your fear of horses | 1.2995 | 0.03796 | 207 | 154 | 44 | 9 |
2426 | Do you know any happy songs? | 1.2995 | 0.03857 | 207 | 155 | 42 | 10 |
2427 | But you must realize your home is NOT on the range. | 1.2995 | 0.03977 | 207 | 157 | 38 | 12 |
2428 | Next personality please ! | 1.2995 | 0.04035 | 207 | 158 | 36 | 13 |
2429 | I'm afraid that we have to fence you in so you don't wander over yonder | 1.2995 | 0.04093 | 207 | 159 | 34 | 14 |
2430 | I'm not sure I can bill for sing-a-long therapy | 1.2995 | 0.04176 | 197 | 151 | 33 | 13 |
2431 | Lonesome cowpoke" my ass | 1.2995 | 0.04176 | 197 | 151 | 33 | 13 |
2432 | You're stuck because your dog didn't die, is that it? | 1.2995 | 0.03985 | 197 | 148 | 39 | 10 |
2433 | How frequently are hearing these discouraging words? | 1.2995 | 0.04298 | 197 | 153 | 29 | 15 |
2434 | That doesn't rhyme either. | 1.2991 | 0.03661 | 234 | 176 | 46 | 12 |
2435 | This may sound like a discouraging word, but a home filled with roaming buffaloes just isn't practical. | 1.2991 | 0.03710 | 234 | 177 | 44 | 13 |
2436 | Seldom was heard a discouraging word...how do you feel about that? | 1.2991 | 0.03716 | 224 | 168 | 45 | 11 |
2437 | Earl, I get it. Girlfriend left. Dog dead. Pickup broke. But, is this really all about your mother? | 1.2991 | 0.03925 | 224 | 172 | 37 | 15 |
2438 | Buffalo....roam - got it. Now tell me about your mother | 1.2991 | 0.03830 | 214 | 161 | 42 | 11 |
2439 | To dispel your feelings of claustrophobia , .... just think of Land ..lots of Land under starry skies above . | 1.2991 | 0.03772 | 214 | 160 | 44 | 10 |
2440 | I’m hoping you’ll get to the point where you don’t fret so much. | 1.2991 | 0.03654 | 214 | 158 | 48 | 8 |
2441 | How long have you been fixated on pickup trucks, whiskey and women who have left you? | 1.2990 | 0.04134 | 204 | 157 | 33 | 14 |
2442 | Okay, you’ve mastered the pickin’, now it’s time to work on your grinnin’. | 1.2990 | 0.04344 | 194 | 151 | 28 | 15 |
2443 | Play me one about your mom. | 1.2990 | 0.04025 | 194 | 146 | 38 | 10 |
2444 | What does 'home on the range' mean to you? | 1.2990 | 0.03958 | 194 | 145 | 40 | 9 |
2445 | Tell me more about your not feeling at home on the range. | 1.2988 | 0.03637 | 241 | 182 | 46 | 13 |
2446 | So, E minor chords give you the E-B-G-B's | 1.2987 | 0.03792 | 231 | 176 | 41 | 14 |
2447 | I noticed the songs about your mother are all in a minor key | 1.2987 | 0.03841 | 231 | 177 | 39 | 15 |
2448 | Would you repeat the part where you were abandoned at a Willie Nelson concert when you were 5 years old. | 1.2987 | 0.03691 | 231 | 174 | 45 | 12 |
2449 | Would you describe what you're feeling as 'lonesome'? | 1.2986 | 0.03746 | 211 | 157 | 45 | 9 |
2450 | My psychoanalysis reveals it’s all classic denial ... your truck is broke down, the wife has left you, and the whiskey ain’t workin no more. | 1.2986 | 0.03806 | 211 | 158 | 43 | 10 |
2451 | ...and how would you feel if I told you this 'home on the range' is actually inside you? | 1.2985 | 0.04055 | 201 | 153 | 36 | 12 |
2452 | Yes I know, you're an old cowhand. | 1.2982 | 0.03723 | 228 | 172 | 44 | 12 |
2453 | We’ve only got an hour, does this song have words? | 1.2982 | 0.03723 | 228 | 172 | 44 | 12 |
2454 | Ok, let's take the lyrics; "I'm so lonesome I could cry", what are you really trying to say | 1.2982 | 0.03836 | 218 | 165 | 41 | 12 |
2455 | Let’s go back to the beginning - when you were left on Earl Scruggs doorstep. | 1.2982 | 0.03724 | 218 | 163 | 45 | 10 |
2456 | Tell me more about this Bobby McGee fellow. | 1.2982 | 0.03724 | 218 | 163 | 45 | 10 |
2457 | I'm sorry, but Willie Nelson did "Crazy" better than anyone. | 1.2981 | 0.03901 | 208 | 157 | 40 | 11 |
2458 | And when you change key, how do you feel? | 1.2981 | 0.03901 | 208 | 157 | 40 | 11 |
2459 | Maybe you should avoid songs in a minor key. | 1.2981 | 0.03780 | 208 | 155 | 44 | 9 |
2460 | sorry to tell you: but it's either resolving your mother issues or living the cowboy blues...you can't have both. | 1.2981 | 0.03841 | 208 | 156 | 42 | 10 |
2461 | And how did her driving away in your favorite truck make you feel? | 1.2981 | 0.04018 | 208 | 159 | 36 | 13 |
2462 | When did you first have this dream about little doggies." | 1.2980 | 0.03903 | 198 | 148 | 41 | 9 |
2463 | You switched from the banjo... you're making good progress. | 1.2979 | 0.03697 | 235 | 178 | 44 | 13 |
2464 | Jeez, do any of your songs have lyrics that aren't a total downer | 1.2979 | 0.04038 | 188 | 141 | 38 | 9 |
2465 | So you're worried because everything isn't "bigger in Texas". | 1.2979 | 0.04176 | 188 | 143 | 34 | 11 |
2466 | Let's move past the pickup truck. | 1.2978 | 0.03755 | 225 | 170 | 43 | 12 |
2467 | For a travelin' kind of guy, you sure spend a lot of time on the couch. | 1.2977 | 0.03757 | 215 | 161 | 44 | 10 |
2468 | Talk a bit more about what happened on the Chisholm trail. | 1.2977 | 0.03757 | 215 | 161 | 44 | 10 |
2469 | If discouraging words are seldom heard, can you tell me what has been bothering you this week? | 1.2977 | 0.03871 | 215 | 163 | 40 | 12 |
2470 | Your momma wanted a doctor or lawyer or such. | 1.2976 | 0.03622 | 205 | 150 | 49 | 6 |
2471 | I would recommend against a song about falling in love with your horse. | 1.2976 | 0.03877 | 205 | 154 | 41 | 10 |
2472 | When did you start playing Rimsky-Korsakov | 1.2976 | 0.04057 | 205 | 157 | 35 | 13 |
2473 | That’s not really what I meant when I said ‘cowboy up’ Mr. Simpson | 1.2976 | 0.04057 | 205 | 157 | 35 | 13 |
2474 | Encore? Sure ... $200 an hour. | 1.2975 | 0.03528 | 242 | 181 | 50 | 11 |
2475 | You sound as if you have lost a fair bit of your range. | 1.2975 | 0.03379 | 242 | 178 | 56 | 8 |
2476 | Let's talk about your home on the range. Did the deer and the antelope bully you? | 1.2974 | 0.04137 | 195 | 149 | 34 | 12 |
2477 | Now, how about one about your mother? | 1.2974 | 0.03678 | 232 | 175 | 45 | 12 |
2478 | If you play 'On Top of Old Smokey' once more, you can find yourself another therapist. | 1.2973 | 0.03841 | 222 | 169 | 40 | 13 |
2479 | Git along little dogie is not really the answer we’re looking for. | 1.2973 | 0.03787 | 222 | 168 | 42 | 12 |
2480 | And why do you suppose everyone calls you "Lefty", Steve? | 1.2973 | 0.03622 | 222 | 165 | 48 | 9 |
2481 | Your mother let you you grow up to be a cowboy. How do you feel about that? | 1.2972 | 0.03791 | 212 | 159 | 43 | 10 |
2482 | Let's talk more about how your mama let you grow up this way. | 1.2972 | 0.03907 | 212 | 161 | 39 | 12 |
2483 | So the man in Reno did nothing to provoke you? | 1.2972 | 0.03849 | 212 | 160 | 41 | 11 |
2484 | Tell me more about why your mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.2972 | 0.04020 | 212 | 163 | 35 | 14 |
2485 | Ok Bill, let’s try it again from the top, perhaps with a little less whining about old dogs, horses and cold hearted women. | 1.2971 | 0.03605 | 239 | 180 | 47 | 12 |
2486 | So you believe the sky is not blue all day...? | 1.2969 | 0.03709 | 229 | 173 | 44 | 12 |
2487 | Have you considered playing it in major?" | 1.2969 | 0.03709 | 229 | 173 | 44 | 12 |
2488 | But he takes his clothes off and plays in Times Square with just his briefs and boots. What's your M.O.? | 1.2969 | 0.03709 | 229 | 173 | 44 | 12 |
2489 | No, Mr. Pickens. "Home on the Deranged" is not a good title. | 1.2969 | 0.03958 | 229 | 178 | 34 | 17 |
2490 | Your co-dependent relationship with your horse strikes a chord with me. | 1.2969 | 0.03980 | 192 | 144 | 39 | 9 |
2491 | Well, that takes care of where you came from, Tex. Now, how about telling me about your problem. | 1.2968 | 0.03536 | 219 | 161 | 51 | 7 |
2492 | Not bad, but your mother was right - you shouldn’t have dropped out of that accounting course | 1.2968 | 0.03595 | 219 | 162 | 49 | 8 |
2493 | So let's see... you're so lonesome you could cry. | 1.2968 | 0.03653 | 219 | 163 | 47 | 9 |
2494 | It gets lonely on the range. Sometimes cowboys have to kiss. | 1.2968 | 0.03821 | 219 | 166 | 41 | 12 |
2495 | Can we get beyond your love affair with your truck? | 1.2968 | 0.03595 | 219 | 162 | 49 | 8 |
2496 | Buffalo and deer, yes. But antelope are not endemic to North America. You’re thinking pronghorn. | 1.2968 | 0.03766 | 219 | 165 | 43 | 11 |
2497 | Are you taking my notes seriously?" (Caption composed by Owen Anderson, 8 yrs. old; caption transcribed by Emily Anderson, 42 yrs. old | 1.2968 | 0.03821 | 219 | 166 | 41 | 12 |
2498 | It’s called the Lonesome Road for a reason. | 1.2967 | 0.04048 | 182 | 136 | 38 | 8 |
2499 | We've established that your home was on the range. Let's narrow the focus a little bit. Tell me about your mother. | 1.2967 | 0.03825 | 209 | 157 | 42 | 10 |
2500 | On the plus side, I can think of plenty of words to rhyme with perphenazine and amitriptyline. | 1.2967 | 0.04225 | 209 | 164 | 28 | 17 |
2501 | Other than ‘Come a ki yi yippee yippee yi yippee yay,’ what comes to mind? | 1.2967 | 0.03885 | 209 | 158 | 40 | 11 |
2502 | So why do YOU believe your horse galloped off with another cowboy? | 1.2966 | 0.03827 | 236 | 182 | 38 | 16 |
2503 | Have you ever considered that there just may not be a good rhyme for fentanyl? | 1.2965 | 0.04015 | 199 | 151 | 37 | 11 |
2504 | Well, Blake, I guess that’s why they call it the blues. | 1.2965 | 0.03951 | 199 | 150 | 39 | 10 |
2505 | You’ve been singing “Get a long little doggie “ for years. Now that your dog did what you told him to do, what’s the problem? | 1.2965 | 0.03740 | 226 | 171 | 43 | 12 |
2506 | So, your home is on a range where the skies are cloudy all day, and where discouraging words are heard about buffalo that don't roam, and about deer and antelope that no longer play. Is that correct?" | 1.2965 | 0.03740 | 226 | 171 | 43 | 12 |
2507 | So far we’ve established that you’re A.) a ‘buckaroo' and B.) you’ve been 'done wrong.’ Please continue. | 1.2965 | 0.03634 | 226 | 169 | 47 | 10 |
2508 | So, you're the black sheep in a family of doctors and lawyers and such. | 1.2963 | 0.03742 | 216 | 162 | 44 | 10 |
2509 | ...and how did you feel when the buffalo roamed? | 1.2963 | 0.03684 | 216 | 161 | 46 | 9 |
2510 | I believe you may be mischaracterizing your negative attitude. I haven't heard a discouraging word yet. | 1.2963 | 0.03856 | 216 | 164 | 40 | 12 |
2511 | And these other two guitarreros – are they here right now? | 1.2963 | 0.03684 | 216 | 161 | 46 | 9 |
2512 | I can SEE by your outfit that you are a cowboy. | 1.2961 | 0.03613 | 233 | 175 | 47 | 11 |
2513 | Your mood is almost low enough to return to songwriting. | 1.2961 | 0.03562 | 233 | 174 | 49 | 10 |
2514 | You have to want to get your dog back, your truck back, your girl back, your horse back, your job back... | 1.2961 | 0.03860 | 206 | 155 | 41 | 10 |
2515 | I get paid by the hour so don't hold that note too long | 1.2961 | 0.03981 | 206 | 157 | 37 | 12 |
2516 | When did you first notice an urge for a home where the buffalo roam? | 1.2961 | 0.03921 | 206 | 156 | 39 | 11 |
2517 | Let's try it with a little less remorse. | 1.2961 | 0.03921 | 206 | 156 | 39 | 11 |
2518 | Nothing will get resolved, you are left handed. | 1.2960 | 0.03719 | 223 | 168 | 44 | 11 |
2519 | So Chief Justice Breyer, when did you decide to change careers? | 1.2960 | 0.03930 | 223 | 172 | 36 | 15 |
2520 | Please! Not another done somebody wrong song. | 1.2960 | 0.03495 | 223 | 164 | 52 | 7 |
2521 | I understand Blaze is your trusty steed, but I don’t think giving Uber drivers five stars would be a betrayal. | 1.2960 | 0.03609 | 223 | 166 | 48 | 9 |
2522 | And how is Poor Lonesome Me working out for you? | 1.2960 | 0.03719 | 223 | 168 | 44 | 11 |
2523 | We'll have you playing major chords in no time! | 1.2959 | 0.04119 | 196 | 150 | 34 | 12 |
2524 | When did you start having these feelings for little doggies? | 1.2958 | 0.03834 | 213 | 161 | 41 | 11 |
2525 | Sometimes, Tex, a little dogie is just a little dogie. | 1.2958 | 0.03834 | 213 | 161 | 41 | 11 |
2526 | Sometimes a bandana is just a bandana. | 1.2958 | 0.03834 | 213 | 161 | 41 | 11 |
2527 | Let’s go back and chat about the home where the buffalo roam. | 1.2958 | 0.03775 | 213 | 160 | 43 | 10 |
2528 | In most relationships, "No strings attached" is rarely attainable. | 1.2958 | 0.03948 | 213 | 163 | 37 | 13 |
2529 | And when you hang your head over and hear the wind blow, how does that make you feel? | 1.2958 | 0.03775 | 213 | 160 | 43 | 10 |
2530 | Tell me more about the good and then I’d like to move on to the ugly. | 1.2958 | 0.03775 | 213 | 160 | 43 | 10 |
2531 | Play the one about your mother again. | 1.2958 | 0.03716 | 213 | 159 | 45 | 9 |
2532 | Evidently, you're a picker not a grinner. | 1.2958 | 0.04003 | 213 | 164 | 35 | 14 |
2533 | Now that we've established that your truck broke down, your wife left and dog died, perhaps you can tell me about your feelings for your mother | 1.2957 | 0.04201 | 186 | 142 | 33 | 11 |
2534 | I take it verse two is about your mother? | 1.2957 | 0.03796 | 230 | 176 | 40 | 14 |
2535 | And how did it make you feel when your horse disparaged your music? | 1.2956 | 0.03897 | 203 | 153 | 40 | 10 |
2536 | 'Them blues' is not a medically recognized term. | 1.2956 | 0.03834 | 203 | 152 | 42 | 9 |
2537 | Tell me more about this 'Clementine.' | 1.2955 | 0.03581 | 220 | 163 | 49 | 8 |
2538 | So, you let your babies grow up to be cowboys? | 1.2954 | 0.03813 | 237 | 183 | 38 | 16 |
2539 | Let's talk about your home and where you roam. | 1.2954 | 0.03621 | 237 | 179 | 46 | 12 |
2540 | The range just doesn’t feel like home anymore. | 1.2954 | 0.03521 | 237 | 177 | 50 | 10 |
2541 | Sometimes a dogie is just a dogie. | 1.2953 | 0.03458 | 254 | 191 | 51 | 12 |
2542 | ...and why, do you think, that you need these little dogies to git along? | 1.2952 | 0.03985 | 210 | 161 | 36 | 13 |
2543 | “So...in your day job...wearing a judicial robe feels like role playing?” | 1.2952 | 0.03927 | 210 | 160 | 38 | 12 |
2544 | Try to embrace your inner child, that boy named Sue. | 1.2952 | 0.03562 | 210 | 154 | 50 | 6 |
2545 | Can you give me the last line again. | 1.2952 | 0.03927 | 210 | 160 | 38 | 12 |
2546 | Perhaps sweet Sally overreacted when she called you an inconsiderate, self-indulgent excuse for a cowboy, HEY are you wearing spurs on my couch! | 1.2952 | 0.03869 | 210 | 159 | 40 | 11 |
2547 | Why do YOU think the buffalo want to roam? | 1.2952 | 0.04042 | 210 | 162 | 34 | 14 |
2548 | Do you take requests? | 1.2952 | 0.03985 | 210 | 161 | 36 | 13 |
2549 | But perhaps a nine-gallon hat is good enough. | 1.2952 | 0.03566 | 227 | 169 | 49 | 9 |
2550 | 'I know it makes you feel better, but we can't have an audience here for every session' | 1.2952 | 0.03673 | 227 | 171 | 45 | 11 |
2551 | So Willie, how do you feel about your Mamma making you grow up to be a cowboy? | 1.2952 | 0.03880 | 227 | 175 | 37 | 15 |
2552 | Have you considered group? | 1.2951 | 0.03598 | 244 | 185 | 46 | 13 |
2553 | Do you have any songs that don't involve your mother? | 1.2951 | 0.03736 | 244 | 188 | 40 | 16 |
2554 | I understand, you’re a lonesome cowboy, what else is new? | 1.2950 | 0.04060 | 200 | 153 | 35 | 12 |
2555 | Well you and the horse you rode in on can pay for a second hour if you're going to use that kind of language in my office. | 1.2950 | 0.04182 | 200 | 155 | 31 | 14 |
2556 | Surely your dog, your girlfriend, and your truck didn’t ALL die at the same time! | 1.2950 | 0.03804 | 200 | 149 | 43 | 8 |
2557 | Your problem is you are holding the guitar the wrong way! | 1.2949 | 0.03670 | 217 | 162 | 46 | 9 |
2558 | Let's go back to when you were three years old and you met Roy Rogers. | 1.2949 | 0.03784 | 217 | 164 | 42 | 11 |
2559 | So, all day you face a barren waste without a taste of water...how might we cope with that challenge? | 1.2949 | 0.03840 | 217 | 165 | 40 | 12 |
2560 | Stop whining--that's why they call it the Blues. | 1.2949 | 0.03784 | 217 | 164 | 42 | 11 |
2561 | Sometimes a home on the range is just a home on the range. | 1.2949 | 0.03840 | 217 | 165 | 40 | 12 |
2562 | You seem to have unresolved issues with your Grammy. | 1.2949 | 0.03670 | 217 | 162 | 46 | 9 |
2563 | I think you need to accept that maybe people will know “the trouble you’ve seen” if you open up to them. | 1.2949 | 0.03895 | 217 | 166 | 38 | 13 |
2564 | I see a lack of empathy for the little dogie’s misfortune” | 1.2949 | 0.03650 | 234 | 177 | 45 | 12 |
2565 | Lets explore some deeper chords besides D,C and G. | 1.2947 | 0.03526 | 207 | 151 | 51 | 5 |
2566 | Just so you won’t be surprised, therapy with country singing doubles the fee. | 1.2947 | 0.04023 | 207 | 159 | 35 | 13 |
2567 | And how does your dogies not gittin along make you feel? | 1.2947 | 0.04138 | 207 | 161 | 31 | 15 |
2568 | Bill, help me understand; it appears you've really transformed from last week's interest in Bollywood. | 1.2947 | 0.03965 | 207 | 158 | 37 | 12 |
2569 | So,your mother let you grow up as a cowboy... | 1.2947 | 0.04023 | 207 | 159 | 35 | 13 |
2570 | Perhaps the range was more of an escape than a true home? | 1.2946 | 0.03595 | 224 | 167 | 48 | 9 |
2571 | You don't need a microphone. You're projecting enough already. | 1.2946 | 0.03758 | 224 | 170 | 42 | 12 |
2572 | Hang on, sing the chorus again - I have an idea. | 1.2946 | 0.03595 | 224 | 167 | 48 | 9 |
2573 | Take us back to your home and never hearing a discouraging word. | 1.2946 | 0.03705 | 224 | 169 | 44 | 11 |
2574 | And what comes up for you when I say, “where the deer and the antelope play?” | 1.2946 | 0.03650 | 224 | 168 | 46 | 10 |
2575 | I guess this next song will also be about your mother. | 1.2946 | 0.03650 | 224 | 168 | 46 | 10 |
2576 | Let me get this straight; You're old cow hand from the Rio Grande And you’re going to bawl if they build the wall. | 1.2946 | 0.03811 | 224 | 171 | 40 | 13 |
2577 | Let’s talk about your belief that your dog stole your pickup. | 1.2944 | 0.04101 | 197 | 151 | 34 | 12 |
2578 | So you’re saying Loraine done you wrong . | 1.2944 | 0.04037 | 197 | 150 | 36 | 11 |
2579 | But you told the little dogies to git along, right? | 1.2944 | 0.03760 | 214 | 161 | 43 | 10 |
2580 | What do you mean, you still got the blues? | 1.2944 | 0.03702 | 214 | 160 | 45 | 9 |
2581 | Again, sorry about your dog. Can we move beyond that? | 1.2944 | 0.03760 | 214 | 161 | 43 | 10 |
2582 | Tell me more why your “momma” didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy. | 1.2944 | 0.03760 | 214 | 161 | 43 | 10 |
2583 | You will never make any progress if you keep singing the same old song. | 1.2944 | 0.03760 | 214 | 161 | 43 | 10 |
2584 | Let's circle back on Willie Nelson and your mother. | 1.2944 | 0.03681 | 231 | 175 | 44 | 12 |
2585 | So you’ve lost your home and your range? | 1.2941 | 0.04003 | 204 | 156 | 36 | 12 |
2586 | So you say your whole life feels like a country-Western song—or just the divorce? | 1.2941 | 0.03447 | 255 | 192 | 51 | 12 |
2587 | So you were out in the West Texas town of El Paso and you fell in love with a Mexican girl. How did that make you feel? | 1.2941 | 0.04180 | 204 | 159 | 30 | 15 |
2588 | Just because you're reclining doesn't mean you're not a walking cliche. | 1.2941 | 0.03880 | 204 | 154 | 40 | 10 |
2589 | Before we move on, you should write down those lyrics. | 1.2941 | 0.04003 | 204 | 156 | 36 | 12 |
2590 | So, you're bitter about not being invited when the deer and the antelope play? | 1.2941 | 0.03681 | 221 | 166 | 45 | 10 |
2591 | The pickup truck must represent your mother. | 1.2941 | 0.03568 | 221 | 164 | 49 | 8 |
2592 | Has growing up as a boy named Sue affected your gender identity? | 1.2941 | 0.04063 | 204 | 157 | 34 | 13 |
2593 | While home on the range, how often did you hear a discouraging word? | 1.2941 | 0.04180 | 204 | 159 | 30 | 15 |
2594 | No, I can't tell you "where cowboys go when they die." | 1.2941 | 0.03942 | 204 | 155 | 38 | 11 |
2595 | I wouldn't sing about it if I were you | 1.2939 | 0.03723 | 245 | 189 | 40 | 16 |
2596 | So, there never was a horse like the Tennessee stud? | 1.2939 | 0.03915 | 228 | 177 | 35 | 16 |
2597 | These buffalo gals who dance by the light of the moon are just a figment of your imagination Clem. | 1.2939 | 0.03552 | 228 | 170 | 49 | 9 |
2598 | I agree it's a decidedly American metaphor, but jeezus Gary you are a Proctologist and I personally don't think it suits you. | 1.2938 | 0.03911 | 211 | 161 | 38 | 12 |
2599 | There, I turned my chair. Now put down the guitar. | 1.2938 | 0.03673 | 211 | 157 | 46 | 8 |
2600 | My advice - change the lyrics. 'I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few' won't cut it with the MeToo crowd. | 1.2938 | 0.04243 | 211 | 167 | 26 | 18 |
2601 | Perhaps “Yippie yi ooh Yippie yi yay” was a bit of a trigger for you, no? | 1.2936 | 0.03478 | 218 | 160 | 52 | 6 |
2602 | `Don't Fence Me In'? -- You're paranoid. | 1.2936 | 0.03713 | 218 | 164 | 44 | 10 |
2603 | Dang me. Dang me. I ought to take a rope and hang me. | 1.2936 | 0.03987 | 218 | 169 | 34 | 15 |
2604 | When did it stop feeling like your home on the range? | 1.2936 | 0.03713 | 218 | 164 | 44 | 10 |
2605 | Once more, this time with feeling. | 1.2936 | 0.04040 | 218 | 170 | 32 | 16 |
2606 | I'm an old cowhand from Flushing, Queens" may, in fact, be of no deeper significance. But it's catchy | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
2607 | Tell me again when Lucile left you with four hungry children and a crop in the field. | 1.2933 | 0.03636 | 225 | 169 | 46 | 10 |
2608 | So, you travel alone, but are you really lonesome? | 1.2933 | 0.03581 | 225 | 168 | 48 | 9 |
2609 | We've covered your dog, girlfriend and your old car. Let's move on. | 1.2933 | 0.03744 | 225 | 171 | 42 | 12 |
2610 | These deer, and the antelope. Tell me how they play. | 1.2933 | 0.03767 | 208 | 156 | 43 | 9 |
2611 | Where do you identify on the continuum from country to western? | 1.2933 | 0.04064 | 208 | 161 | 33 | 14 |
2612 | Why do you think you need a home where the buffalo roam? | 1.2933 | 0.03829 | 208 | 157 | 41 | 10 |
2613 | I have been considering suicide... ever since you started playing. | 1.2933 | 0.04064 | 208 | 161 | 33 | 14 |
2614 | I hate to tell you, but, it's your misfortune and none of my own. | 1.2933 | 0.04121 | 208 | 162 | 31 | 15 |
2615 | Can you sing "Crazy" by Patsy Cline? | 1.2932 | 0.04441 | 191 | 151 | 24 | 16 |
2616 | Can we extend these sessions to 90 minutes? I was born a ramblin' man. | 1.2931 | 0.03817 | 232 | 179 | 38 | 15 |
2617 | Much like you, Freud could pick, but not grin. | 1.2931 | 0.03616 | 232 | 175 | 46 | 11 |
2618 | So you lost your wife,your house your car...your depressed , but I think you’ve got a great country song! | 1.2931 | 0.04007 | 232 | 183 | 30 | 19 |
2619 | I never sang for my father. | 1.2931 | 0.03667 | 232 | 176 | 44 | 12 |
2620 | No one knows the meaning of "Yippie Yi O Kayee" | 1.2930 | 0.03916 | 215 | 165 | 37 | 13 |
2621 | Let's start with your feelings for that little dogie. | 1.2930 | 0.03627 | 215 | 160 | 47 | 8 |
2622 | Do you think it's time Warbling Dave could just be... Dave? | 1.2930 | 0.03567 | 215 | 159 | 49 | 7 |
2623 | Play "Bad Shrink Blues" one more time and the guitar is out the window. | 1.2930 | 0.03803 | 215 | 163 | 41 | 11 |
2624 | I’m prescribing more ‘Home, home on the range” and less ‘Achy breaks heart’. | 1.2929 | 0.03890 | 198 | 149 | 40 | 9 |
2625 | How young were you when your pa first made you yodel? | 1.2929 | 0.03595 | 239 | 181 | 46 | 12 |
2626 | I really enjoy western music, but it's costing you $175. an hour." | 1.2929 | 0.03643 | 239 | 182 | 44 | 13 |
2627 | I don’t often say this, but you may need to consider switching genres. | 1.2928 | 0.03667 | 222 | 167 | 45 | 10 |
2628 | I like where this is going. But let's say you have something discouraging on your mind - what then? | 1.2928 | 0.03554 | 222 | 165 | 49 | 8 |
2629 | And when did you first start feeling like an old cowhand from the Rio Grande? | 1.2928 | 0.03776 | 222 | 169 | 41 | 12 |
2630 | So you regret telling your little dogies to git along. | 1.2928 | 0.03722 | 222 | 168 | 43 | 11 |
2631 | Your life sounds a lot like most country music songs. | 1.2928 | 0.03722 | 222 | 168 | 43 | 11 |
2632 | Well it’s time to “git along little doggie.” | 1.2928 | 0.03830 | 222 | 170 | 39 | 13 |
2633 | So how does it make you feel that your little doggie didn't git along? | 1.2928 | 0.03722 | 222 | 168 | 43 | 11 |
2634 | My method is, I try to get inside your mindset and see the world from your perspective. Um, pardner. | 1.2927 | 0.03674 | 205 | 152 | 46 | 7 |
2635 | So why do you think you would be so much happier deep in the heart of Texas? | 1.2926 | 0.03646 | 229 | 173 | 45 | 11 |
2636 | OK. Let's talk about why you want to be buried not on the lone prairie. | 1.2926 | 0.03749 | 229 | 175 | 41 | 13 |
2637 | The desire for a crossover hit is natural. | 1.2926 | 0.03429 | 229 | 169 | 53 | 7 |
2638 | So your wife just left you and your dog died. How would you describe your relationship with your mother? | 1.2926 | 0.03749 | 229 | 175 | 41 | 13 |
2639 | Well then try playing right handed. | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
2640 | Tell me what happened after the I'm Okay, You're Okay Corral. | 1.2926 | 0.04093 | 188 | 143 | 35 | 10 |
2641 | And how long have you two had "creative differences" ? | 1.2925 | 0.03597 | 212 | 157 | 48 | 7 |
2642 | So tell me happened after your dog died, your wife left you and your ran out of whiskey. | 1.2925 | 0.03658 | 212 |