Contest #657


Cartoon

657

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Want to go for a w-a-l-k?”
  2. “All my evaluation said was ‘Good girl.’ ”
  3. “Once you tell them to sit and stay, they actually get a lot of work done.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-04-07T21:34:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-04-21T21:35:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-04-15T21:35:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 22, 2019
Number of captions 7083
Number of responses 1528352
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Fortunately, our time is up. 1.6738 0.05038 233 119 71 43
1 I think we can end on that note. 1.6724 0.04793 232 112 84 36
2 I'm more of a pop psychologist. 1.6468 0.05358 218 120 55 43
3 This is New York. You may often hear a discouraging word. 1.6406 0.05184 217 116 63 38
4 Get over it. You're not an old cowhand, you're Irving Goldstein from Brooklyn. 1.6274 0.05464 212 121 49 42
5 I think we need to face the possibility that she won't be comin' round the mountain 1.6223 0.05211 233 134 53 46
6 It's time to accept that she's never coming round the mountain. 1.5907 0.05064 215 121 61 33
7 And finally, "would you say that you're a man of (a) occasional, (b) frequent or (c) constant sorrow?" 1.5760 0.04866 217 121 67 29
8 When did you first notice this personality change Rabbi Friedman? 1.5753 0.05328 219 134 44 41
9 That lonesome whistle means our time is up. 1.5700 0.04956 207 116 64 27
10 When you said you'd pay for these sessions with Cash, I didn't think you meant Johnny. 1.5676 0.05197 222 135 48 39
11 We'll end on that note. 1.5638 0.05177 188 106 58 24
12 Have you considered entering a two-step program? 1.5616 0.05375 219 138 39 42
13 Don’t think of them as discouraging words so much as constructive criticism.” 1.5607 0.04928 214 123 62 29
14 You're rambling again. 1.5561 0.05149 214 129 51 34
15 Would you rather get back your truck, your dog, or your wife? 1.5545 0.04940 211 122 61 28
16 Who is "coming around the mountain," John? Could it be your mother? 1.5540 0.04905 213 123 62 28
17 Let’s shoot for high noon next week? 1.5505 0.05139 198 116 55 27
18 I'm hearing some discouraging words. 1.5488 0.05048 215 129 54 32
19 On a scale of 1 to 10, how lonesome are you? 1.5476 0.04868 210 121 63 26
20 Well, it’s High Noon. See you next week. 1.5463 0.04761 227 133 64 30
21 I'ts not uncommon for men of your age to start feeling fenced in. 1.5450 0.04843 222 131 61 30
22 You fret too much. 1.5447 0.04905 235 144 54 37
23 Let me guess: she got the gold mine and you got the shaft. 1.5443 0.04909 237 146 53 38
24 Well I prefer it to the week you thought you were James Brown. 1.5438 0.05056 217 132 52 33
25 I've seldom heard such discouraging words. 1.5427 0.05172 199 119 52 28
26 I'm writing you a prescription for guitar lessons." 1.5422 0.04836 225 134 60 31
27 So, let's talk about your dad, Sue. 1.5415 0.04771 229 136 62 31
28 Did it ever occurr to you that you done her wrong first? 1.5400 0.05153 200 120 52 28
29 By chance, do you know "Forever Jung?" 1.5400 0.05153 200 120 52 28
30 I take it you are no longer Napoleon. 1.5385 0.05149 221 139 45 37
31 That’s all for today, Sue. 1.5366 0.05334 205 129 42 34
32 I'm afraid an occasional discouraging word is part of the treatment. 1.5355 0.05127 211 130 49 32
33 Well, our time's up. You can git along now. 1.5347 0.04572 245 146 67 32
34 Your problem is you fret too much 1.5342 0.04735 234 141 61 32
35 You've got to stop fretting. 1.5339 0.05151 221 140 44 37
36 High noon... afraid your time is up. 1.5336 0.04872 223 135 57 31
37 And when did you first start hearing those discouraging words? 1.5321 0.04958 218 133 54 31
38 In your case, I'm going to recommend the two-step rather than the twelve-step program. 1.5311 0.05255 209 132 43 34
39 So what is it this time - the girl, the truck, or the dog? 1.5307 0.04791 228 138 59 31
40 Well how often did you actually hear a discouraging word? 1.5297 0.04898 219 133 56 30
41 And on that note our time is done. 1.5297 0.04628 236 141 65 30
42 Maybe it's time you did hear a discouraging word 1.5291 0.05180 206 128 47 31
43 So, stay on your meds, and happy trails to you until we meet again. 1.5280 0.04807 214 127 61 26
44 Seldom have I heard such discouraging words. 1.5261 0.04905 211 127 57 27
45 Well, you're about to hear a discouraging word. 1.5258 0.04778 213 126 62 25
46 Being from El Paso is not a border line personality disorder 1.5256 0.04791 215 128 61 26
47 In here, the whole point is hearing discouraging words. 1.5256 0.05056 215 134 49 32
48 Sometimes a discouraging word is exactly what we need to hear. 1.5249 0.04650 221 130 66 25
49 It sounds like I've struck a chord. 1.5240 0.04816 208 123 61 24
50 Yes, I have to say, those are discouraging words. 1.5202 0.04833 223 137 56 30
51 You seem to fret a lot. 1.5180 0.04934 222 139 51 32
52 So, Sue, what brings you here? 1.5179 0.05210 195 121 47 27
53 Want to grab a rabbi and walk into a bar? 1.5158 0.05419 190 121 40 29
54 Who's trying to fence you in? 1.5156 0.04676 225 136 62 27
55 Soooo -- I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. 1.5152 0.04903 231 147 49 35
56 So you see, they're not 'booing.' That's just a normal cow noise. 1.5143 0.04971 210 130 52 28
57 Perhaps we could leave out the "and it goes a little something like this here" every time you respond to a question. 1.5138 0.04919 218 136 52 30
58 Well, maybe you wouldn’t be a man of constant sorrow if you’d just take the antidepressant I prescribed. 1.5132 0.04897 189 111 59 19
59 I don’t think you have depression. What you have is a hit single. 1.5117 0.04918 213 132 53 28
60 It's just out of tune. It's not your mother's fault. 1.5116 0.04883 215 133 54 28
61 So: happily married; sober; truck running smooth; dog came home; writer’s block. Got it. 1.5114 0.04902 219 137 52 30
62 Urging you to set boundaries is not the same as trying to fence you in. 1.5113 0.04826 221 137 55 29
63 Let’s end today’s session on a positive note. 1.5109 0.04874 184 107 60 17
64 Do you frequently hear discouraging words? 1.5103 0.05076 194 119 51 24
65 Would you describe your heart as achey, or more breaky? 1.5100 0.04859 200 120 58 22
66 Face it, nothing rhymes with oedipus. 1.5088 0.04589 228 138 64 26
67 Blame your mother all you want, but she told you not to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.5080 0.05219 187 116 47 24
68 You need music lessons, not therapy. 1.5072 0.05210 207 134 41 32
69 It's OK to use discouraging words. 1.5048 0.04737 210 127 60 23
70 And who are we today? 1.5046 0.04867 216 135 53 28
71 Now Sue, tell me where it all started. 1.5045 0.04777 224 140 55 29
72 Have you ever felt so lonesome you could cry? 1.5044 0.04745 226 141 56 29
73 You say your horse had no name. Was this a problem for the horse, or for you? 1.5026 0.05083 191 118 50 23
74 But the fact is your momma DID let you grow up to be one. 1.5024 0.04872 205 126 55 24
75 Apart from the deer and antelope, did you play with anyone else as a child? 1.5024 0.04837 207 127 56 24
76 You know, Jed, you may have to accept that she'll never come around the mountain. 1.5023 0.04794 215 133 56 26
77 I'm going to need more to go on than just the fact that you're so lonesome you could cry." 1.5023 0.04684 219 134 60 25
78 So, you've never felt at home on the range? 1.5023 0.04684 219 134 60 25
79 High noon again next week? 1.5023 0.04740 221 137 57 27
80 Yes, you seem depressed. I'm going to prescribe a banjo. 1.5020 0.04650 245 156 55 34
81 Is it possible that you’re right-handed? 1.5000 0.04262 246 147 75 24
82 Well I must admit, that is a discouraging word. 1.5000 0.04508 242 150 63 29
83 To expect to "never" hear a discouraging word is delusional. To expect to "seldom" hear a discouraging word is quite sane. 1.5000 0.04336 234 139 73 22
84 And those things roaming around on the range near your home, are they in the room with us now? 1.4979 0.04656 237 150 56 31
85 You never really felt at home on the range, did you? 1.4978 0.04835 223 142 51 30
86 Yes, It’s my job to listen. 1.4977 0.04806 217 136 54 27
87 Tell me, the discouraging words -- were they frequent? 1.4977 0.04828 213 133 54 26
88 It's okay to use discouraging words here. 1.4976 0.04822 205 126 56 23
89 I'm going to go ahead and assume there's an ex-wife somewhere in this. 1.4955 0.04563 224 137 63 24
90 It’s not that I don’t believe you - it’s just quite a coincidence that all your issues rhyme with each other. 1.4954 0.04789 218 137 54 27
91 I'm afraid you're about to hear some discouraging words. 1.4953 0.04891 212 134 51 27
92 These ghost riders in the sky. Do they talk to you? 1.4952 0.05008 208 133 47 28
93 So up until that point, you seldom had heard a discouraging word? 1.4950 0.04925 202 126 52 24
94 Let's just suppose she'll be riding six white horses when she comes. 1.4950 0.04808 200 122 57 21
95 I'm writing you a prescription for a banjo. That should cheer you up. 1.4939 0.04327 247 151 70 26
96 I am recommending a two-step program. 1.4933 0.04802 225 144 51 30
97 Ok, your wife left, and your dog died. You need a third thing for it to be a country song, Bob 1.4928 0.04754 209 129 57 23
98 This is not exactly what I meant when I said that you should reinvent yourself, Mrs. Himmelman. 1.4928 0.04850 209 131 53 25
99 So, it all started when your father named you Sue. 1.4927 0.05016 205 131 47 27
100 Let’s talk about your father, Sue 1.4924 0.05221 197 128 41 28
101 First, let’s address the achy, then we can explore the breaky. 1.4915 0.04622 234 148 57 29
102 Let's focus on the cattle you didn't lose. 1.4907 0.05033 214 140 43 31
103 I hear discouraging words all day long. 1.4906 0.04751 212 132 56 24
104 OK. So your Father named you Sue. 1.4902 0.04889 204 128 52 24
105 Therapy doesn't work well when seldom is heard a discouraging word. 1.4899 0.05151 198 128 43 27
106 Be honest. Was any time a good time for Lucille to have left you? 1.4899 0.04512 247 157 59 31
107 Maybe if you'd tune the damn thing you wouldn't be so lonesome all the time. 1.4893 0.04556 233 146 60 27
108 I have to tell you, Hank--Every week, it's the same sad song. 1.4892 0.04544 231 144 61 26
109 You realize my job is to listen to you and not sing-along. 1.4888 0.04708 223 141 55 27
110 And what was it like the first time you heard a discouraging word? 1.4885 0.04849 217 139 50 28
111 So tell me about the first time you heard a discouraging word. 1.4883 0.04735 213 133 56 24
112 Maybe you'd be happier outside of New York? 1.4879 0.04932 207 132 49 26
113 Nobody's looking to fence you in, Henry. 1.4877 0.04755 203 125 57 21
114 ...and yet, your mother did let you grow up to be a cowboy. Tell me about her. 1.4866 0.04606 224 140 59 25
115 Anything you sing in here will be kept completely confidential. 1.4862 0.04562 218 134 62 22
116 No, it's not paranoia. You really are terrible. 1.4861 0.04777 216 137 53 26
117 On that note, your time is up. 1.4860 0.04718 214 134 56 24
118 Perhaps it's time you heard a discouraging word. 1.4856 0.04642 243 158 52 33
119 Well, we each have to face the discouraging word, regardless how seldom. 1.4848 0.04585 231 146 58 27
120 Let's end this session on a high note. 1.4846 0.04687 227 145 54 28
121 So Sue, tell me about your relationship with your father. 1.4844 0.04924 225 149 43 33
122 And just when did the skies become cloudy all day? 1.4843 0.04707 223 142 54 27
123 I can’t cure your compulsive pun disorder if you insist on starting each session with “Home on Derange.” 1.4842 0.04910 221 145 45 31
124 I could cure you, but then your career would be over. 1.4839 0.04760 217 138 53 26
125 Having seldom heard discouraging words has set you up for disappointment, I’m afraid. 1.4839 0.04669 217 136 57 24
126 So, when did you first start feeling so lonesome you could die? 1.4833 0.04496 240 152 60 28
127 So, as I understand it, you are so lonesome you could cry. 1.4833 0.04896 209 134 49 26
128 No, I don’t want to fence you in, I just need to know where to send the bill. 1.4824 0.04876 199 125 52 22
129 Seldom I've heard such discouraging words." 1.4820 0.04636 222 140 57 25
130 I prefer cash. 1.4820 0.04892 222 146 45 31
131 You must understand, Tex, that sometimes the skies ARE cloudy all day . 1.4818 0.04711 220 140 54 26
132 Have you considered changing your name, Sue? 1.4818 0.04755 220 141 52 27
133 How did it make you feel when you heard those discouraging words? 1.4815 0.04685 216 136 56 24
134 Now what made you feel that Goldman Sachs was no longer the the place for you? 1.4813 0.04855 214 138 49 27
135 We'll just call you Oedipus Tex. 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
136 Just nod when it's my time to come in. 1.4809 0.04684 235 153 51 31
137 My question seems to have struck a chord. 1.4809 0.04526 235 149 59 27
138 So, you're hearing discouraging words and the skies are cloudy all day. 1.4806 0.04901 206 132 49 25
139 And do you think that there's a reason why all your Ex's are in Texas? 1.4802 0.04560 227 143 59 25
140 I feel like we ended on the wrong note last time. 1.4802 0.04204 227 135 75 17
141 So you say that you heard a discouraging word AND it was cloudy all day? 1.4800 0.04458 225 139 64 22
142 So your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy. Get over it. 1.4798 0.04841 198 124 53 21
143 I think we established some years ago that you're an old cowhand from the Rio Grande. The real breakthrough will come when you can admit that you never saw a cow, never roped a steer, that you are in fact a corporate lawyer at a large Midtown firm. 1.4798 0.05199 198 131 39 28
144 Let's start with your early years. What was it like for a boy named Sue? 1.4793 0.04714 217 138 54 25
145 How seldom were the discouraging words? 1.4789 0.04871 213 138 48 27
146 So, let's start with that: your name is Sue? 1.4786 0.04581 234 150 56 28
147 Happy trails to you. You're time's up. 1.4786 0.04620 234 151 54 29
148 I know you've seldom heard a discouraging word but that's why we're here. 1.4785 0.04942 209 136 46 27
149 Mama didn’t LET you grow up to be a cowboy, you have to take some responsibility as well. 1.4783 0.04300 230 140 70 20
150 This is just a phase. You really should re-think leaving your law firm. 1.4779 0.04743 226 147 50 29
151 Let's start with a two-step program. 1.4778 0.05003 203 132 45 26
152 You really think you can go through life expecting to seldom hear a discouraging word? 1.4775 0.04765 222 144 50 28
153 And when did these voices start their discouraging words? 1.4775 0.04409 222 136 66 20
154 Now, when you say, 'You're so lonesome you could die," what do you mean, exactly? 1.4771 0.04607 218 137 58 23
155 When did you first hear discouraging words? 1.4771 0.04831 218 142 48 28
156 And how would you define "a discouraging word"? 1.4769 0.04895 195 123 51 21
157 Well I agree with you. Discouraging words, even if seldomly heard, can still be hurtful. 1.4769 0.04864 216 141 47 28
158 But does the chord want to change? 1.4760 0.04466 208 126 65 17
159 I think the problem is that you’re right handed. 1.4751 0.04694 221 142 53 26
160 When she did not come around the mountain, how did that make you feel? 1.4750 0.04494 240 154 58 28
161 Now that we have got your guitar in tune, let's work on you. 1.4748 0.04443 238 151 61 26
162 When did you first suspect she would not be coming round the mountain? 1.4744 0.04416 234 147 63 24
163 Did you ever wonder WHY all your ex's live in Texas? 1.4739 0.04430 230 144 63 23
164 Now, play the first thing that comes to your mind... 1.4732 0.04732 224 146 50 28
165 Well, did you ever ASK the deer and the antelope to include you? 1.4715 0.05145 193 127 41 25
166 Yes, I'm afraid that IS a discouraging word. 1.4714 0.04600 227 146 55 26
167 And when did you start to hear these discouraging words? 1.4709 0.05041 206 137 41 28
168 I wish you had mentioned a year ago that 'Mama' is your guitar. 1.4706 0.04934 204 133 46 25
169 You seem a little flat this week. 1.4703 0.04544 219 138 59 22
170 I'm not going to be much help if you keep calling me 'stranger'. 1.4697 0.04677 198 123 57 18
171 It’s not you. ‘Wyoming’ is a difficult rhyme. 1.4696 0.04471 230 146 60 24
172 So, you feel fenced in. 1.4689 0.04602 209 131 58 20
173 And these “discouraging words” are more frequent now? 1.4688 0.04731 224 147 49 28
174 I agree, those words are discouraging. But take comfort in the fact that they are seldom heard. 1.4688 0.04688 224 146 51 27
175 How does it make you feel that you can’t play the guitar, you are a lawyer and you’ve never been west of the Hudson River? 1.4685 0.04889 222 149 42 31
176 And when do you remember first hearing a discouraging word? 1.4683 0.04817 205 132 50 23
177 Well Slim, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4680 0.04468 250 164 55 31
178 And how frequent were these discouraging words? 1.4676 0.04588 216 137 57 22
179 I'm sorry but you're out of tune and we're out of time." 1.4675 0.04414 231 146 62 23
180 We all feel fenced in at times. 1.4673 0.04667 214 137 54 23
181 I think we have to consider this as an expression of hostility toward your Brooklyn roots, Moishe. 1.4667 0.04797 225 150 45 30
182 Perhaps it was seldom, but what discouraging words DID you hear? 1.4661 0.04704 236 158 46 32
183 So, you're so lonesome you could cry? 1.4654 0.04572 217 138 57 22
184 I'm sorry, but no amount of therapy can make you talented. 1.4653 0.04498 245 161 54 30
185 Even if it is seldom, how does that discouraging word make you feel? 1.4650 0.04526 243 160 53 30
186 So far, I have that your Mama don’t dance and your Daddy don’t rock and roll 1.4641 0.04600 209 132 57 20
187 I’m prescribing happy trails, until we meet again. 1.4640 0.04497 222 141 59 22
188 I'm sure the deer and the antelope didn't mean to exclude you. 1.4636 0.04706 220 144 50 26
189 Tell me more about your years at Juilliard. 1.4635 0.04551 233 152 54 27
190 What was the discouraging word? 1.4634 0.04766 205 132 51 22
191 I get it. You're lonesome. 1.4633 0.04219 218 132 71 15
192 Lucky for you I'm a leading practitioner of Western Psychology. 1.4631 0.04850 203 132 48 23
193 And when you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die ... how did that make you feel? 1.4626 0.04712 214 139 51 24
194 Now, I don't want you to think of these as discouraging words... 1.4623 0.04649 212 136 54 22
195 How about 'If You've Got the Money I've Got the Time'? 1.4619 0.04778 210 137 49 24
196 You know the rules - we end on the hour, not when the song is over. 1.4619 0.04467 236 153 57 26
197 When did you first start hearing the discouraging words? 1.4615 0.04690 221 145 50 26
198 Aha, it sounds like we've finally managed to strike a chord. 1.4612 0.04312 232 146 65 21
199 I'm sensing some discord. 1.4612 0.04398 232 148 61 23
200 How frequently would you say you heard these discouraging words? 1.4612 0.04540 219 140 57 22
201 Well, even cowboys get the blues. 1.4609 0.04487 243 160 54 29
202 No, I don’t have a request. 1.4608 0.04617 217 140 54 23
203 Can we mosey back to your fear of intimacy? 1.4605 0.04359 215 133 65 17
204 And when did you start hearing these discouraging words? 1.4604 0.05017 202 135 41 26
205 I'm taking you off loco weed. 1.4596 0.04781 198 127 51 20
206 I'm prescribing a benzodiazepine and a tuning fork. 1.4592 0.04549 233 153 53 27
207 Just because your Mama let you grow up to be one, it's still your choice. 1.4591 0.04615 220 143 53 24
208 When did you start fretting? 1.4589 0.05019 207 140 39 28
209 I can't help you unless you accept the fact that it's "deer and antelope," not "beer and cantaloupe." 1.4589 0.04876 207 137 45 25
210 You say seldom. At what age do you recall having heard a discouraging word? 1.4585 0.04649 229 152 49 28
211 Please don't use that tone with me. 1.4582 0.04231 251 161 65 25
212 How often were you exposed to discouraging words? 1.4581 0.04289 227 142 66 19
213 Have you considered changing your tune? 1.4580 0.04191 238 149 69 20
214 First of all, that’s not a banjo on your knee. 1.4579 0.04471 214 135 60 19
215 So mama let you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.4579 0.04710 214 140 50 24
216 'You just don't have the range anymore. 1.4578 0.04626 225 148 51 26
217 Think of a time when you did feel at home on the range. 1.4574 0.04525 223 144 56 23
218 And how long have you been hearing discouraging words? 1.4569 0.04563 232 153 52 27
219 Can you tell me when the trails first stopped being happy? 1.4567 0.04157 254 162 68 24
220 That is still a discouraging word, even if you put it to music 1.4564 0.04995 195 129 43 23
221 The solution to your problem is simple: you're right-handed. 1.4564 0.05100 195 131 39 25
222 I’m pleased to see that you’re not fretting as much as you used to. 1.4560 0.04925 193 126 46 21
223 Why do you feel that I'm fencing you in? 1.4559 0.04729 204 132 51 21
224 And how long have you been feeling so lonesome you could cry? 1.4558 0.04357 215 134 64 17
225 And you heard this discouraging word often? 1.4556 0.04527 248 167 49 32
226 So you say this all started when you heard a discouraging word? 1.4545 0.04887 209 140 43 26
227 Do you want to start with the wife or the horse? 1.4545 0.04887 209 140 43 26
228 It's good we're ending this session on a high note. 1.4542 0.04248 240 153 65 22
229 It is my professional opinion that you've got a classic case of the Willies. 1.4541 0.04647 229 153 48 28
230 Hold that note. We will pick it up from here again next week. 1.4541 0.04363 218 137 63 18
231 So, did you hold them or fold them? 1.4541 0.04704 196 125 53 18
232 If you want my advice, you are going to have to change your tune 1.4538 0.04215 249 160 65 24
233 I'm changing your prescription to a xylophone. 1.4537 0.04488 216 138 58 20
234 Well, how do you think that makes the horse feel? 1.4537 0.04440 216 137 60 19
235 If you’re that lonesome, maybe you should cry. 1.4536 0.05013 194 129 42 23
236 And how did this discouraging word make you feel? 1.4536 0.05180 183 122 39 22
237 So, who am I speaking with today? 1.4533 0.04581 225 148 52 25
238 enough with the discouraging words 1.4533 0.04268 214 132 67 15
239 So when you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, how did that make you feel? 1.4533 0.04566 214 138 55 21
240 She done you wrong...can you elaborate on that? 1.4530 0.04325 234 150 62 22
241 I can't help you. You need to see a music teacher. 1.4529 0.04611 223 147 51 25
242 It's an impossible conflict. You want the little dogies to git along, but once they git along, you feel abandoned. 1.4528 0.04398 212 133 62 17
243 But is never hearing a discouraging word a reasonable expectation? 1.4515 0.04793 206 136 47 23
244 Just when did you start feeling so lonesome you could cry? 1.4510 0.04675 204 132 52 20
245 Tell me more about your cheatin' heart. 1.4509 0.04417 224 144 59 21
246 Is that "Home on Deranged"? 1.4508 0.04354 244 160 58 26
247 You clearly fret too much. 1.4506 0.04626 233 157 47 29
248 Waylon? Am I still speaking with Mr. Jennings, or am I speaking to Mr. Cash again? 1.4506 0.04422 233 152 57 24
249 So, do you want to be happier, or write better songs? 1.4505 0.04536 222 145 54 23
250 Why do YOU think the deer and antelope wouldn't play with you? 1.4502 0.04513 211 135 57 19
251 We would get a lot more done if you stopped repeating the chorus. 1.4502 0.04491 231 152 54 25
252 Let's think positively. Your wife took the truck and dog yet left the guitar. 1.4500 0.04689 200 129 52 19
253 So, you rode through the whole desert together, and the horse still wouldn’t tell you it’s name? 1.4500 0.05149 200 138 34 28
254 And on that note,we are all out of time! 1.4500 0.04380 220 140 61 19
255 Have you considered spending less time on the range? 1.4498 0.04303 229 146 63 20
256 And what was the discouraging word? 1.4495 0.04456 218 140 58 20
257 Okay, so you were walking down the streets of Laredo. Then what? 1.4493 0.04625 207 134 53 20
258 I can't help but think you're not telling me everything. Is there another verse? 1.4491 0.04389 216 137 61 18
259 I think we should focus on WHY your wife left you, your dog died, and your truck broke down. 1.4486 0.04706 214 142 48 24
260 Either your mother, your dog or your pick-up truck. It can't be all three. 1.4484 0.04520 223 146 54 23
261 And when did you first hear these discouraging words? 1.4475 0.04488 219 142 56 21
262 You've been expecting her to be coming' round the mountain for how many years? 1.4475 0.04534 219 143 54 22
263 Let's go back to that part about your Dad naming you Sue. 1.4474 0.04533 228 151 52 25
264 When did you start feeling so lonesome you could cry? 1.4472 0.04540 199 126 57 16
265 Your progress over our 25 years together has reached a milestone. I think you're ready to add lyrics. 1.4472 0.04758 199 130 49 20
266 How seldom. 1.4465 0.04780 215 145 44 26
267 Well, it's high noon. Why don't we pick this up next week. 1.4465 0.04547 215 140 54 21
268 When we left off last week, you’d just gunned down your mother on the streets of Laredo. 1.4464 0.04636 224 150 48 26
269 And did the deer and antelope ever ask you to play? 1.4464 0.04543 233 156 50 27
270 How did it make you feel when the doggies refused to git along? 1.4456 0.04919 193 128 44 21
271 So, how often do you hear these discouraging words? 1.4456 0.04808 193 126 48 19
272 It's good that you did not shoot the deputy, but I have to report that you shot the sheriff. 1.4455 0.04510 211 136 56 19
273 Your hour is yippee-ti-yi-up. 1.4453 0.04388 247 165 54 28
274 I'll see you again next week at high noon. 1.4450 0.04901 191 126 45 20
275 Frankly, at $300 a session, your problems are music to my ears. 1.4444 0.04821 207 139 44 24
276 On a scale of A-G#, how do you feel? 1.4444 0.04827 198 131 46 21
277 So Eric, you shot the sheriff . What was it that caused you not to shoot the deputy? 1.4440 0.04271 241 157 61 23
278 Now, Jed, do you honestly believe that there's nothing sexual about, "She'll be coming around the mountain when she comes, when she comes"? 1.4440 0.04597 232 157 47 28
279 I can't fix your pickup unless your pickup wants to be fixed. 1.4439 0.04609 214 141 51 22
280 As your therapist, I'm glad you have found a hobby that allows you to express yourself. As a music lover, I'd like you to stop. 1.4439 0.04756 205 136 47 22
281 It sounds like clinical depression, but I'll need you to sing through the bridge again to be sure. 1.4435 0.04460 230 152 54 24
282 We"ll get nowhere if you keep tuning me out. 1.4434 0.04393 212 135 60 17
283 And when you learned that 'Don't Fence Me In' was written by Cole Porter, how did that make you feel? 1.4433 0.04790 203 135 46 22
284 Stop! Tell me more about this man you shot in Reno. 1.4429 0.04668 219 147 47 25
285 How did you feel when the deer and antelope played without you? 1.4429 0.04524 210 136 55 19
286 Thanks for the song. I think I know why you’re lonesome. 1.4428 0.04977 201 137 39 25
287 As I said last week, no boots on the couch. 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
288 Our time is up, but I'll allow a short encore. 1.4425 0.04339 226 146 60 20
289 Where would you like to start today? Whiskey, women, or little dogies? 1.4423 0.04554 208 135 54 19
290 There are cheaper ways to find an audience, Jim. 1.4422 0.04912 199 134 42 23
291 Discouraging words and cloudy skies are part of life. 1.4420 0.04274 224 143 63 18
292 When did you first notice that the trails actually weren't happy? 1.4419 0.04686 215 144 47 24
293 Sounds like a discouraging word to me. 1.4419 0.04545 215 141 53 21
294 You know I can’t share what your horse told me. We have privacy laws. 1.4417 0.04688 206 136 49 21
295 You really need to add lyrics if we're going to make any progress. 1.4416 0.04680 197 128 51 18
296 We’ve been over this. You can’t keep pulling the same string and expecting a different note. 1.4416 0.04445 231 153 54 24
297 So, on a scale from C minor to F sharp, how would you rate your blues today? 1.4414 0.04301 222 142 62 18
298 But why did the horse have no name? 1.4413 0.04671 213 142 48 23
299 Clinically, it's referred to as a "foggy mountain breakdown". 1.4413 0.04671 213 142 48 23
300 We'll circle back to the dog. But for now let's focus on the truck. 1.4410 0.04298 229 148 61 20
301 Except me—I know the troubles you’ve seen. 1.4410 0.04162 229 145 67 17
302 Tell me what your woman gone done to you. 1.4410 0.04208 229 146 65 18
303 What do YOU think the deer and the antelope were doing? 1.4410 0.04714 195 127 50 18
304 It’s perfectly normal to not like country music. 1.4409 0.04515 220 145 53 22
305 Seldom hearing a discouraging word is not always a healthy thing. 1.4409 0.04651 220 148 47 25
306 And why does the possibility that 'she'll be riding six white horses when she comes' cause you anxiety? 1.4408 0.04557 211 138 53 20
307 I think it’s clear. Your woman just done you wrong. 1.4405 0.04458 227 150 54 23
308 You seem a little high-strung. 1.4400 0.04442 225 148 55 22
309 If you truly want closure on Clementine's death, I suggest you add a verse about how you're now sleeping with her sister. 1.4398 0.04622 216 144 49 23
310 How long has it been since you felt at home on the range? 1.4398 0.04760 216 147 43 26
311 It's not your fault you were born and raised in Connecticut. 1.4396 0.04358 207 131 61 15
312 Mom was right. We sure are different for identical twins. 1.4395 0.04691 223 152 44 27
313 Now I'm depressed. 1.4393 0.04294 239 157 59 23
314 Oh, let me guess: she done you wrong? 1.4390 0.04652 205 135 50 20
315 I'm referring you to one of my pardners. 1.4390 0.04853 205 139 42 24
316 Have you had any stable relationships? 1.4389 0.04407 221 144 57 20
317 I'm concerned that you never really allowed yourself to git along. 1.4387 0.04589 212 140 51 21
318 The truth is you're really not at home on the range. 1.4381 0.04571 210 138 52 20
319 If you play it one more time, you'll hear a discouraging word. 1.4369 0.04483 222 147 53 22
320 I believe when we left off you were out in the west Texas town of El Paso." 1.4369 0.04425 206 132 58 16
321 If you're that lonesome, go ahead and cry. 1.4368 0.04915 190 127 43 20
322 So do you want me to cure your blues or bring them back? 1.4368 0.04971 190 128 41 21
323 I don't know what rhymes with schizophrenia. 1.4367 0.04470 229 153 52 24
324 And yet you've said you never heard a discouraging word! 1.4364 0.04228 220 140 64 16
325 Sure, we'll call it the Wild Upper West if you'd prefer. 1.4364 0.04466 220 145 54 21
326 About this discouraging word, just how seldom was it heard? 1.4360 0.04795 211 144 42 25
327 So when a discouraging word IS heard, how does that make you feel? 1.4360 0.04748 211 143 44 24
328 It is NOT YOU, sometimes deer and antelope fight, and sometimes it's even cloudy during the day 1.4360 0.04700 211 142 46 23
329 Is it possible that Clementine expressed her ambivalence toward you by continuing to live with her father? 1.4358 0.04254 218 139 63 16
330 Something tells me you don't know when to fold 'em. 1.4358 0.04542 218 145 51 22
331 We'll pick up next week with the hankerin'. 1.4358 0.04495 218 144 53 21
332 And does that make you feel good, bad, or ugly? 1.4358 0.04725 218 149 43 26
333 So, you finally heard a discouraging word. 1.4356 0.04699 202 134 48 20
334 You do know that this isn't the West. It's just the Upper West Side. 1.4356 0.04303 225 146 60 19
335 I’d like to hear more about those discouraging words you think you heard. 1.4353 0.04592 232 159 45 28
336 Really? You seldom heard a 'discouraging' word? 1.4348 0.05031 184 124 40 20
337 Ok, you are out on the streets of Laredo, you've spied a young cowboy, go on. 1.4344 0.03938 244 154 74 16
338 My wife got the horse. 1.4344 0.04632 221 150 46 25
339 So you never really felt at home on the range? 1.4343 0.04316 198 124 62 12
340 Willie Nelson or Patsy Cline Crazy? 1.4343 0.05029 198 137 36 25
341 Are you still hearing discouraging words? 1.4340 0.04335 212 136 60 16
342 Now I know why you're a lonesome cowboy. 1.4340 0.04437 212 138 56 18
343 Tell me more about your frets 1.4335 0.04629 203 134 50 19
344 Can you accept yourself as a non-rhinestone cowboy? 1.4330 0.04361 224 147 57 20
345 I understand your passion for your guitar, but you do realize there are strings attached? 1.4330 0.04669 194 127 50 17
346 First, the key must want to change. 1.4326 0.04680 215 146 45 24
347 As it turns out, you're okay. It's your guitar that's out of tune. 1.4322 0.04585 199 130 52 17
348 You seldom have heard a discouraging word? Why are you even here? 1.4322 0.05008 199 138 36 25
349 Can you embrace that you're also a little bit rock and roll? 1.4321 0.04198 243 160 61 22
350 Of course, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4319 0.04471 213 140 54 19
351 Would you say these discouraging words came more from your mother or father? 1.4317 0.04496 227 153 50 24
352 Would you feel more confortable opening up if we had a campfire? 1.4315 0.04504 197 127 55 15
353 I think you should enroll in a good two step program. 1.4313 0.04600 211 141 49 21
354 It's not your fault your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.4307 0.04643 202 134 49 19
355 So let me see if I have this correct. You live in New York City, you don't own a pickup truck, your wife hasn't left you, and you really don't like county music. 1.4306 0.04581 209 139 50 20
356 We generally call it a relapse, Roy, but Back in the Saddle Again works, too. 1.4304 0.04409 230 154 53 23
357 Let's see if I understand: The skies are cloudy all day, and you frequently hear discouraging words? 1.4303 0.04184 244 161 61 22
358 ... and just how often have you been hearing these discouraging words? 1.4299 0.04405 214 140 56 18
359 Well on that note, our time’s up 1.4299 0.04455 214 141 54 19
360 You know, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4299 0.04401 221 146 55 20
361 Do you think that your expectation to never hear a discouraging word might have been unrealistic? 1.4293 0.04696 205 138 46 21
362 I wouldn't worry about it, Tex. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4292 0.04534 212 141 51 20
363 We'll get you back in the saddle." 1.4292 0.04332 212 137 59 16
364 So we've established you're lonesome. 1.4292 0.04382 219 144 56 19
365 Have you tried whiskey and women instead? 1.4292 0.04145 226 145 65 16
366 I'm sorry about your dog, your mother, and your lover, but boots off the couch. 1.4292 0.04552 226 154 47 25
367 No, nothing rhymes with existential dread 1.4292 0.04595 226 155 45 26
368 Ok from the top, but make it less full of self-loathing 1.4286 0.04599 217 147 47 23
369 Perhaps you need a relationship with no strings attached. 1.4279 0.04339 215 140 58 17
370 And the Dale Evans dreams... have they stopped? 1.4279 0.04335 208 134 59 15
371 Now, tell me, when did you hear a discouraging word? 1.4274 0.04517 234 161 46 27
372 Tell me about Susanna. 1.4272 0.04517 213 142 51 20
373 How seldom do you hear this discouraging word? 1.4272 0.04778 206 141 42 23
374 You keep making this about the cattle. I'm interested in what drives you. 1.4272 0.04678 206 139 46 21
375 That may be true on the range, but in this room we do hear a discouraging word. 1.4271 0.04926 192 131 40 21
376 You're fretting too much. 1.4271 0.05035 192 133 36 23
377 Yeah, so that’s not what I meant when I said I take ‘cash’ for payment. 1.4267 0.04651 225 156 42 27
378 You say you seldom have heard an encouraging word? 1.4266 0.04394 218 144 55 19
379 So, you heard a discouraging word...then what happened? 1.4266 0.04674 218 150 43 25
380 And when these buffalo roam... is your father with them? 1.4266 0.04536 218 147 49 22
381 Let’s end on a positive note. 1.4265 0.04497 211 140 52 19
382 Time to mosey on home partner 1.4265 0.04497 211 140 52 19
383 And how do you feel when you hear a discouraging word? 1.4259 0.04373 216 142 56 18
384 I understand, but discouraging words are actually encouraged here. 1.4258 0.04628 209 141 47 21
385 Could you say more about this ‘burning ring of fire’ ? 1.4257 0.04847 202 139 40 23
386 OK, your dog died, the truck won't start and your woman left you. We covered that last time. What else is bothering you? 1.4257 0.04199 249 167 58 24
387 I think you need to change your tune. 1.4254 0.04345 228 152 55 21
388 So your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock and roll. 1.4253 0.04255 221 144 60 17
389 Yes, we’ve discussed her cheatin’ heart before. 1.4253 0.04303 221 145 58 18
390 Would you prefer she call you a cow-man? 1.4252 0.04596 214 145 47 22
391 So what do you think prompted Lucille to leave when she did? 1.4250 0.04230 240 160 58 22
392 And how long have you been out of tune. 1.4250 0.04395 200 129 57 14
393 So you’re saying she done left you. 1.4245 0.04379 212 139 56 17
394 Why Do you suppose your mother did not want you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.4245 0.04276 212 137 60 15
395 And these little doggies, did they finally get along? 1.4244 0.04589 205 137 49 19
396 You say your wife ran off with your best friend? And you really miss him? 1.4242 0.04348 231 155 54 22
397 So when you realized the deer and the antelope DIDN'T play, how did that make you feel? 1.4242 0.04760 198 134 44 20
398 Tell me more about why you are no longer allowed at campfires... 1.4242 0.04304 231 154 56 21
399 You clearly don't have the blues. 1.4241 0.04214 224 146 61 17
400 It's still a discouraging word, even if you sing it. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
401 Your guitar is also strung too tight. 1.4240 0.04406 217 144 54 19
402 So, if I hear you right, you are feeling fenced in? 1.4239 0.04027 243 158 67 18
403 How long have you been fretting? 1.4238 0.04560 210 141 49 20
404 Please, go on about Clementine... 1.4238 0.04756 210 145 41 24
405 To paraphrase Freud: sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4238 0.04459 210 139 53 18
406 Actually, I've heard discouraging words on a continuous basis. 1.4237 0.04281 236 158 56 22
407 How did that make you feel when the deer and antelope refused to play? 1.4234 0.04519 222 151 48 23
408 So it was FREQUENTLY that you heard discouraging words? 1.4233 0.04866 189 128 42 19
409 You're feeling stereotyped? Tell me about it. 1.4227 0.04603 194 128 50 16
410 So why do you feel so lonesome you could cry? 1.4226 0.04404 239 164 49 26
411 That's not exactly how your horse saw it. 1.4224 0.04376 232 157 52 23
412 Do you know “Don’t worry, be happy “? 1.4223 0.04305 206 133 59 14
413 Considering you're a rabbi from New York, the whole package is actually pretty impressive. 1.4221 0.04577 199 132 50 17
414 Let's pick it up from where your wife had driven off with your best friend in your new pickup. 1.4220 0.04579 218 149 46 23
415 But in your case, mama did let her baby grow up to be a cowboy, didn't she? 1.4219 0.04922 192 132 39 21
416 "If you have 'spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle' you've probably ruined my couch." 1.4215 0.04635 223 155 42 26
417 I think you are in denial Bill, sometimes the sky’s ARE cloudy all day 1.4215 0.04320 223 148 56 19
418 He was a dog; he died; get over it! 1.4213 0.04334 235 159 53 23
419 So, what you're saying is you're so lonesome you could cry." 1.4211 0.04673 209 143 44 22
420 You really changed your tune this session. 1.4208 0.04153 221 143 63 15
421 In clinical terms, we call that a hurtin’ song. 1.4206 0.04121 252 169 60 23
422 We're short on time, why don't you go right to the part where she took the kids and made off with your car. 1.4204 0.04369 226 152 53 21
423 Well, I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. 1.4202 0.04582 188 123 51 14
424 We’ll get you feeling better in no time. This isn’t my first rodeo. 1.4201 0.04516 219 149 48 22
425 You know that God, patriotism, beer, heartbreak, trucks, open plains, divorce, loner status, a good dog, a ball-breaking trading deficit with China, and the looming disaster global warming need not be all in one song. 1.4200 0.04930 200 140 36 24
426 If you're tired of living in isolation you'll have to risk hearing some discouraging words. 1.4199 0.04344 231 156 53 22
427 Can we go back to that second verse - the one where you kill your wife? We may be onto something there. 1.4198 0.04526 212 143 49 20
428 So, she never did come 'round the mountain? 1.4195 0.04480 205 136 52 17
429 You seem a bit tightly-strung. 1.4192 0.04809 198 136 41 21
430 I just heard a discouraging word. 1.4190 0.04352 210 138 56 16
431 Let me guess. You're lonesome? 1.4188 0.04039 234 152 66 16
432 Tell me more about your truck, your dog, and your no-good low-down cheatin' wife 1.4187 0.04617 203 137 47 19
433 I'm dreadful sorry about your Clementine. 1.4184 0.04735 196 133 44 19
434 So how long after you started to play did your horse leave you? 1.4182 0.04359 220 147 54 19
435 So, why do you think the doggies stopped getting along? 1.4179 0.04807 201 139 40 22
436 I beg to differ. You'd be surprised how many people with faithful spouses, healthy dogs, low blood alcohol and no prison record go on to live perfectly productive lives. 1.4179 0.04486 201 133 52 16
437 I know they were seldom, but how did these discouraging words make you feel? 1.4179 0.04755 201 138 42 21
438 Have you tried just talking to her? 1.4178 0.04410 213 142 53 18
439 Are you hearing discouraging words? 1.4178 0.04335 225 151 54 20
440 I’ll have to charge you by the ballad. 1.4178 0.04289 225 150 56 19
441 Thank you for leaving your horse in the waiting room this time. 1.4177 0.04092 237 156 63 18
442 Okay, your hour is up. Next week we'll work on the chorus. 1.4174 0.04386 218 146 53 19
443 Maybe a discouraging word is seldom heard because you don't want to hear it. 1.4174 0.04386 218 146 53 19
444 And when you heard a discouraging word, did the Wellbutrin help? 1.4174 0.04442 230 158 48 24
445 When did you and your dogies stop gitting along? 1.4171 0.04682 199 135 45 19
446 I don't care that the song is dedicated to me, you still owe me $350. 1.4170 0.04316 223 149 55 19
447 Perhaps you are a bit high strung. 1.4170 0.04409 223 151 51 21
448 Let's talk about all the girls you've loved before. 1.4170 0.04288 235 159 54 22
449 Thinking back, is ‘just to watch him die’ the only reason? 1.4167 0.04754 204 141 41 22
450 Couples' counseling might be the ticket, Tex. Next time, bring the horse. 1.4167 0.04427 228 156 49 23
451 The anwer my friend is blowing in the wind. . .our time is up. 1.4167 0.04652 216 150 42 24
452 And how do the discouraging words you’ve been hearing make you feel? 1.4163 0.04528 221 152 46 23
453 I think shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die may stem from your dad naming you Sue. 1.4163 0.04483 221 151 48 22
454 Let’s talk about why you changed to a minor key as soon as I mentioned your mother. 1.4163 0.04257 209 136 59 14
455 Have you considered that maybe you aren't good, bad or ugly? 1.4160 0.04249 238 161 55 22
456 Oh well, don't fret. 1.4160 0.04078 238 157 63 18
457 It seems you have some unresolved issues with Clementine. 1.4159 0.04228 226 150 58 18
458 So how did you feel when you heard a discouraging word? 1.4159 0.04455 226 155 48 23
459 How did it make you feel to hear those discouraging words? 1.4159 0.04274 226 151 56 19
460 Your mother is not the problem. It’s the horse. 1.4156 0.04384 231 158 50 23
461 a LOT of people are so lonesome they could cry... 1.4155 0.04558 219 151 45 23
462 And how do you feel about discouraging words? 1.4155 0.04601 207 141 46 20
463 And when the little doggies do git along, how does that make you feel? 1.4155 0.04550 207 140 48 19
464 What kind of "discouraging words"? 1.4152 0.04347 224 151 53 20
465 Wait, go back to that verse about your mother. 1.4151 0.04371 212 141 54 17
466 And how did being a boy named Sue make you feel? 1.4148 0.04234 229 153 57 19
467 How can I help you if it's the same three chords every week? 1.4144 0.03992 263 177 63 23
468 I don't normally see cowboys, but I understand you pulled a few strings to get this appointment. 1.4144 0.04374 222 150 52 20
469 My pickup broke down and my dog died too. Quit whining. 1.4143 0.04451 210 141 51 18
470 Was it a broken home on the range? 1.4140 0.04475 215 146 49 20
471 I know what the song says but ‘the skies are not cloudy all day’ is an unrealistic expectation. 1.4140 0.04427 215 145 51 19
472 It’s our third session, Lefty. Let’s see if we can get past “howdy.” 1.4135 0.04634 208 143 44 21
473 It's likely that you are not used to hearing discouraging words. Your partner's suggesting you to take a bath more often could be considered helpful advice. 1.4135 0.04481 208 140 50 18
474 Well, why do YOU think you heard a discouraging word? 1.4133 0.04467 225 155 47 23
475 We'll have you back in the saddle again in no time. 1.4131 0.04406 213 143 52 18
476 If you are struggling with the words, I can write you a prescription for Lyrica. 1.4131 0.04200 213 139 60 14
477 Tell me more about your achy breaky heart 1.4131 0.04406 213 143 52 18
478 I suppose now is an awkward time to tell you, but I'm the person that ran off with your wife in verse three." 1.4130 0.04565 230 162 41 27
479 Nobody's that lonesome. 1.4129 0.04956 201 143 33 25
480 I see, and how long have you felt so lonesome you could die? 1.4128 0.04285 235 160 53 22
481 So, no more fretting and I'll see you next week 1.4126 0.04450 223 153 48 22
482 So, I take it the "drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds" dreams have returned. 1.4121 0.04785 199 138 40 21
483 So you’re still pickin’, but no longer grinnin’, correct? 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
484 No wonder, that song would drive anyone nuts 1.4120 0.04507 216 148 47 21
485 Perhaps you underestimate how often you hear discouraging words. 1.4120 0.04180 233 156 58 19
486 Then again, sometimes the tumbling tumbleweed is just a tumbling tumbleweed. 1.4120 0.04090 233 154 62 17
487 So why doesn't the horse have a name? 1.4118 0.04479 221 152 47 22
488 How long have you been feeling lonesome, cowboy? 1.4115 0.04616 209 144 44 21
489 Dog dead, check. Wife gone, check. Overbearing mother? 1.4115 0.04258 192 123 59 10
490 Get along little doggie, your hour is up. 1.4113 0.04022 231 151 65 15
491 Let's giddy-up your monthly dosage. 1.4110 0.04554 219 152 44 23
492 So, when you promised her a "home on the range" she didn't realize it involved cooking. 1.4110 0.04554 219 152 44 23
493 Sure. Cry me a river. 1.4110 0.04461 219 150 48 21
494 First, let’s mosey on back to your childhood. 1.4109 0.04626 202 138 45 19
495 "You'll be singin' a different tune if you don't get your boots off my couch, pardner. 1.4107 0.04389 224 153 50 21
496 You can’t blame yourself if the dogies simply won’t get along. 1.4106 0.04441 207 139 51 17
497 How does it make you feel when the skies are cloudy all day? 1.4104 0.04210 212 139 59 14
498 Let's go back to when the skies were not cloudy all day. 1.4104 0.04315 212 141 55 16
499 Can you handle a discouraging word? 1.4104 0.04616 212 147 43 22
500 And then did the little doggies get along? 1.4103 0.04210 234 158 56 20
501 Trucks break down and dogs die. There may not be a deeper meaning. 1.4103 0.04689 195 133 44 18
502 Yes, music is therapy, but I'm still going to charge you. 1.4098 0.04658 183 122 47 14
503 OK. Tell me about yourself again, from the top. But just the lyrics this time. 1.4098 0.04417 205 137 52 16
504 So let's see....you seldom heard a discouraging word and yet you still felt you were a complete failure in the eyes of your father 1.4098 0.04576 205 140 46 19
505 So why do you think your heart is so achy breaky? 1.4097 0.04255 227 153 55 19
506 Now once more from the top, only a little less about your horse, a little more about you mother. 1.4095 0.04647 210 146 42 22
507 I think deranged means something different where you're from. 1.4095 0.04449 232 162 45 25
508 You realize, Mr. Holt, I will have to report you to the authorities if you did in fact shoot Liberty Vallance. 1.4093 0.04662 215 151 40 24
509 So let's talk about the fretting. 1.4093 0.04323 215 144 54 17
510 I hope you took your spurs off I just had that reupholstered. 1.4091 0.04350 220 149 52 19
511 So you hear the train acomin.' It's comin' round the bend. Then what happened 1.4089 0.03842 247 161 71 15
512 Psychoanalysis has its artistic standards, Mr. Rupert. I simply cannot listen to a song in which "where the deer and the antelope play" is rhymed with "and I can't have an erection". 1.4089 0.04327 225 153 52 20
513 I've heard that one before. 1.4089 0.04501 203 137 49 17
514 Sounds like you have heard a discouraging word. 1.4089 0.04446 203 136 51 16
515 When, exactly, did you suspect her cheatin' heart?" 1.4087 0.04318 208 138 55 15
516 Strum a few bars - perhaps I'll recognize the syndrome. 1.4085 0.04195 235 159 56 20
517 But can you see how your need to sit around a camp fire can be interpreted as arson by others in your apartment block? 1.4085 0.04693 213 150 39 24
518 The deer and antelope didn't let you play? 1.4085 0.04501 213 146 47 20
519 Frankly, I don't think you deserve your success either. 1.4085 0.04646 213 149 41 23
520 I'm sure it would facilitate your sessions too, but a camp fire here is out of the question. 1.4085 0.04646 213 149 41 23
521 I don't think it's the beard or the hat or the left-handed guitar or your mother. You just have no talent. 1.4085 0.04598 213 148 43 22
522 I never doubted you were a man of constant sorrow. 1.4085 0.04598 213 148 43 22
523 And when did all these discouraging words begin? 1.4083 0.04378 218 148 51 19
524 Yes, but how much longer will you blame your mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.4083 0.04793 218 157 33 28
525 Don’t fret. 1.4083 0.04659 218 154 39 25
526 Maybe... but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4082 0.04670 196 134 44 18
527 I don't think that the fact your father named you "Sue" has anything to do with it. 1.4081 0.04401 223 153 49 21
528 Same high-noon next week? 1.4080 0.04420 201 134 52 15
529 Have you told your horse yet that you're in therapy? 1.4080 0.04586 201 137 46 18
530 OK, the country roads didn’t take you home. Can we set a new goal? 1.4079 0.04375 228 157 49 22
531 So when did you first imagine that you heard a discouraging word? 1.4079 0.04462 228 159 45 24
532 Have you always been high strung? 1.4076 0.04678 211 148 40 23
533 Let me stop you right there — why do you care where the buffalo roam? 1.4076 0.04379 211 142 52 17
534 Tell me more about your mother but this time in G 1.4076 0.04327 211 141 54 16
535 Lonesome cowboy syndrome is not a thing. 1.4074 0.04257 216 144 56 16
536 This is New York city Mr. Tex, the little doggies live in purses and do not get along at all. 1.4074 0.04851 189 131 39 19
537 I really don’t think your problem is your truck, your horse or your ex-girlfriend. 1.4072 0.04979 194 138 33 23
538 A discouraging word, no matter how seldom it's heard, can cause great consternation. 1.4071 0.04402 226 156 48 22
539 And what did your mama want you to grow up to be? 1.4071 0.04078 226 149 62 15
540 So, you're telling me that ALL cowboy songs are really just a cry for help? 1.4071 0.04312 226 154 52 20
541 This appointment is covered by BlueCross not Blue Grass 1.4070 0.04393 199 132 53 14
542 Seldom is there a home where discouraging words are not heard.... 1.4069 0.04376 231 160 48 23
543 You stick to your notes, I'll stick to mine. 1.4069 0.04429 204 137 51 16
544 Why do you feel someone should give you a home? 1.4067 0.04355 209 140 53 16
545 So, how is your achy breaky heart doing this week? 1.4067 0.04510 209 143 47 19
546 The range is supposed to be lonesome. 1.4065 0.04434 214 146 49 19
547 So, for how long have you been feeling so lonesome you could cry? 1.4064 0.04215 219 146 57 16
548 Let's discuss why you named the truck and the dog after your mother. 1.4064 0.04596 219 154 41 24
549 You're going to have to deal with the fact that, despite all advice to the contrary, your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.4064 0.04362 219 149 51 19
550 I hate to tell you a discouraging word, but... 1.4062 0.04052 224 147 63 14
551 Take responsibility, Tex. Don’t blame momma for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.4060 0.04249 234 160 53 21
552 You must try not to fret. 1.4060 0.04249 234 160 53 21
553 No, really. I'd like to hear a discouraging word. 1.4060 0.04117 234 157 59 18
554 Looks like one or two more sessions, and we may have a number one country hit on our hands. 1.4057 0.04519 175 114 51 10
555 If we’re to make progress, you’ll need to say more than just “tequila” in between long stretches of music. 1.4057 0.04513 212 146 46 20
556 What's your first memory of feeling lonesome? 1.4057 0.04258 212 141 56 15
557 Precisely what word is it that you find discouraging? 1.4055 0.04291 217 146 54 17
558 Yes, of course you were traumatized when he went electric. But the world has moved on. 1.4054 0.04366 222 152 50 20
559 Lonesome trail? Try riding the subway for 30 years. 1.4054 0.04319 222 151 52 19
560 Tell me what you mean when you say you "feel like your life is a cliche." 1.4054 0.04319 222 151 52 19
561 I think it's stronger if your wife leaves with the pickup and then your dog dies. 1.4050 0.04544 200 136 47 17
562 But what does your cheating heart say? 1.4049 0.04357 205 137 53 15
563 To recap, your wife left you, your truck won't start, your dog died, and the whiskey ain't workin' no more? 1.4045 0.04346 220 150 51 19
564 Please cut to the chorus, our time is almost up. 1.4045 0.04393 220 151 49 20
565 It's just a song Randy, I'm sure your momma DID want you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.4045 0.04200 220 147 57 16
566 Yes, but let's explore why you're so lonesome you could cry. 1.4044 0.04503 225 158 43 24
567 I assume your dog died, too. 1.4041 0.03944 245 163 65 17
568 Oh, come on now, Harley, I promise if you don't tune me out, I won't fence you in. 1.4039 0.04330 203 135 54 14
569 Perhaps actually learning to play your guitar might be a good first step. 1.4038 0.04243 213 142 56 15
570 And when was the first time you fell into a "burning ring of fire"? 1.4037 0.04325 218 148 52 18
571 Tell me about you first rodeo. 1.4037 0.04421 218 150 48 20
572 Lyin’. Cheatin’. Drinkin’. Stealin’. Go back to what you know. 1.4037 0.04276 218 147 54 17
573 When did you first notice that the deer and the Antelope were no longer playing outside of your home? 1.4035 0.04371 228 158 48 22
574 I think your doctor meant sturm and drang, not strum and dang. 1.4035 0.05017 171 118 37 16
575 Can you recall the first time you didn't git along with your little dogies? 1.4035 0.04371 228 158 48 22
576 I think I’m in the wrong cartoon 1.4029 0.04395 206 139 51 16
577 'I understand. "Stairway to Heaven" is the reason I became a psychiatrist. 1.4029 0.04605 206 143 43 20
578 Sorry, but I'm plumb out of encouraging words. 1.4028 0.04476 211 145 47 19
579 The fact that you are able to open up about your woman who left you, your horse that ran away, and your dog that died tells me that we are making progress. 1.4028 0.04162 211 139 59 13
580 So you’re lonesome, cowboy? 1.4028 0.04476 211 145 47 19
581 I'll half my fee if you'll let me try on the hat. 1.4028 0.04401 216 148 49 19
582 Sometimes, Lefty, a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4028 0.04352 216 147 51 18
583 Do you think Lucille might have found it a difficult time also? 1.4027 0.04185 221 148 57 16
584 Even cowboys get the blues. 1.4027 0.04185 221 148 57 16
585 Roaming buffaloes are the least of your problems. 1.4027 0.04121 226 151 59 16
586 Last week we ended in the west Texas town of El Paso . 1.4026 0.04106 231 155 59 17
587 Let's pick up from our last session: When did you first realise you didn't feel at home on the range? 1.4025 0.04220 236 162 53 21
588 I can probably help with your gamblin’, not so much with your ramblin’. 1.4025 0.03955 236 156 65 15
589 Two more sessions and were headed for Nashville 1.4018 0.04499 219 153 44 22
590 You need to be honest with yourself, Slim, and admit that, as a child, you may well have heard a discouraging word. 1.4018 0.04380 224 155 48 21
591 So, what was this discouraging word? 1.4017 0.04201 234 160 54 20
592 The thing is, I never really felt at home on the range. 1.4011 0.04641 187 127 45 15
593 It's not the voices that bother me, it's that they can't seem to harmonize. 1.4010 0.04536 207 143 45 19
594 Why do you think your mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.4009 0.04305 212 143 53 16
595 I'd like to bring your wife in for a duet. 1.4009 0.04508 212 147 45 20
596 It's natural to feel hurt by seldom heard, discouraging words 1.4009 0.04357 212 144 51 17
597 Your ego wants to be bluegrass, but your id is just too honky-tonk. 1.4009 0.04433 217 150 47 20
598 Where seldom is heard a discouraging word" isn't a realistic expectation today 1.4009 0.04454 222 155 45 22
599 So you’re telling me your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.4009 0.04408 222 154 47 21
600 Ah yes, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.4008 0.04060 242 164 59 19
601 And here's the bill for the three couches you've ruined with your spurs. 1.4000 0.04413 215 148 48 19
602 Whoa, that there's what you cowpokes might call some mighty discouraging words. 1.4000 0.04648 200 139 42 19
603 Seems to be just A Minor problem. 1.4000 0.04341 220 151 50 19
604 I recommend couples counseling, so bring your horse next week” 1.4000 0.04364 225 156 48 21
605 Let’s pick it up at “torture and whiskey” next Wednesday. 1.4000 0.04488 210 145 46 19
606 So aside from your pick-up truck, your gal, and your dog, how are things otherwise? 1.4000 0.04187 235 161 54 20
607 Tell me more about all of your exes living in Texas 1.4000 0.04008 250 170 60 20
608 So allow me to summarize: your wife up and drowns, she's sleeping with the fishes. And you sure miss that old gal, but wonder who's gonna do those dishes? 1.4000 0.04499 225 159 42 24
609 When did your horse leave you? 1.4000 0.04436 220 153 46 21
610 Be more specific, everyone has the blues in here. 1.4000 0.04413 215 148 48 19
611 So let's start this session on a different note. 1.3991 0.04123 233 158 57 18
612 Stop fretting! 1.3991 0.04426 233 165 43 25
613 So, you don't feel at home on the range. You're hearing discouraging words. And the skies are cloudy all day? 1.3991 0.04232 228 156 53 19
614 So after she left you, and your horse died, then what? 1.3991 0.04092 228 153 59 16
615 Where is your darling Clementine now? 1.3991 0.04204 223 151 55 17
616 I see by your outfit, that you are a cowboy... 1.3991 0.04417 218 151 47 20
617 Sometimes you just gotta get back on the horse. 1.3991 0.04185 213 142 57 14
618 And what happened after your wife done gone and left you? 1.3991 0.04132 213 141 59 13
619 Tell me about hearing “discouraging words” 1.3990 0.04307 208 140 53 15
620 It seems like that struck a chord with you. Let's talk about it. 1.3990 0.04518 208 144 45 19
621 "How long have you been seeing these ghost riders in the sky? 1.3990 0.04268 203 135 55 13
622 This range you sing about. Was it a happy home? 1.3990 0.04436 203 138 49 16
623 Well let's see if we can get to the bottom of this, Sue. 1.3989 0.04773 183 126 41 16
624 So how long would you say you've had the achy breaky heart ? 1.3984 0.03955 251 170 62 19
625 I see. What DID your Mama want you to grow up to be? 1.3983 0.04111 241 165 56 20
626 So, you never heard a discouraging word? 1.3982 0.04277 221 151 52 18
627 Well, this has been a successful session. So far I've learned not to dig under an outhouse and not to squat with spurs on. Same time next week? 1.3982 0.04180 221 149 56 16
628 It’s not the music, it’s definitely you. 1.3982 0.04373 221 153 48 20
629 Let's play that back again. This time as "and the skies are NOT cloudy all day." 1.3982 0.04373 221 153 48 20
630 Definitely needs more cowbell 1.3981 0.04297 216 147 52 17
631 So, she slept with your brother, shot your dog, and then broke your heart, or was it the other way around? 1.3981 0.04196 216 145 56 15
632 And, just how long have you had this fear of being 'fenced in'? 1.3981 0.04317 211 143 52 16
633 I'm hearing a lot about the deer and the antelope, but talk more about this so-called discouraging word. 1.3981 0.04702 206 146 38 22
634 Have you ever considered that your girl, dog, and truck problems have a connection to your drinking at bars? 1.3980 0.04840 201 144 34 23
635 and how 'seldom' did you hear these 'discouraging words' at home? 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
636 It's depressing enough, and it has a good beat. 1.3980 0.04545 196 134 46 16
637 Enough about your pickup, your dog and your divorce; let’s talk about you. 1.3978 0.04655 186 127 44 15
638 Were you lonesome before you became a cowboy? 1.3974 0.03972 234 156 63 15
639 So your mama didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy 1.3974 0.04283 234 163 49 22
640 From your singing, I'd say she done left you flat. 1.3974 0.04262 229 158 51 20
641 So, you no longer feel at home on the range? 1.3972 0.04273 214 145 53 16
642 Could you also yodel your Blue Cross group number? 1.3970 0.04716 199 140 39 20
643 It’s definitely Roy Rogers’ Sydrome, Mr Fleisch. Let’s hope we can find what triggers it. 1.3966 0.04041 232 156 60 16
644 We're all bound to hear a discouraging word sometime. . . 1.3965 0.04242 227 156 52 19
645 And when you shot that man in Reno, how did that make you feel? 1.3964 0.04262 222 152 52 18
646 I know that it doesn't happen much where you come from, but brace yourself for a few discouraging words... 1.3962 0.04403 212 146 48 18
647 Have you tried not singing? 1.3960 0.04664 202 142 40 20
648 Not exactly what I had in mind when we discussed getting in tune with your emotions. 1.3959 0.04804 197 140 36 21
649 I guess that's why they call it the blues 1.3956 0.04538 225 161 39 25
650 Have you considered looking for alternatives outside of Western medicine? 1.3956 0.04405 225 158 45 22
651 How did you feel when your mama said she regretted letting her baby grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3955 0.04140 220 148 57 15
652 So you're saying your Mama DID let her baby grow up to be a cowboy... 1.3953 0.04048 215 142 61 12
653 Just because Cookie spends so much time in the chuckwagon doesn't mean he's avoiding you. 1.3953 0.03954 258 177 60 21
654 Why do you think they are trying to fence you in? 1.3953 0.04308 215 147 51 17
655 Until your guitar wants to be tuned, there's nothing I can do. 1.3953 0.04601 215 153 39 23
656 Ok, so say it's the whiskey talking, how does the whiskey feel about his childhood? 1.3952 0.04328 210 143 51 16
657 So, what are you fretting about this week? 1.3952 0.04432 210 145 47 18
658 So the range—you felt at home there? 1.3951 0.04346 205 139 51 15
659 With new medications, obsessive cowboy disorder can be highly manageable. 1.3950 0.04421 200 136 49 15
660 I believe you have the blues. 1.3950 0.04144 238 164 54 20
661 Feeling sad all the time could actually be an advantage in your line of work 1.3949 0.04558 195 134 45 16
662 Even in Manhattan, I seldom hear such discouraging words. 1.3947 0.04406 228 161 44 23
663 So your baby done left you and never said a word. Was it something you done, something she heard? 1.3946 0.04433 223 157 44 22
664 Now would you say it’s a major or minor problem? 1.3945 0.04364 218 151 48 19
665 Don't worry. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar 1.3945 0.04216 218 148 54 16
666 And why do you feel you can't both hold 'em and fold 'em? 1.3944 0.04386 213 147 48 18
667 We've got to get past your wife running off with your dog. 1.3942 0.04461 208 144 46 18
668 We don't typically medicate for lonesome. 1.3942 0.04247 208 140 54 14
669 Medicare won't cover if you start singing 1.3941 0.04592 203 142 42 19
670 Let's talk about why you feel like the skies are cloudy all day. 1.3941 0.04430 203 139 48 16
671 What sorts of discouraging words had you seldom heard? 1.3939 0.04837 198 142 34 22
672 Now I'm going to ask you to think back to your childhood. Would you say you heard many discouraging words? 1.3938 0.04298 226 157 49 20
673 Without lyrics, we'll never get anywhere. 1.3937 0.04320 221 153 49 19
674 Look, you weren't born in Texas. Just live with it. 1.3935 0.04342 216 149 49 18
675 So, today would you like to talk more about your truck, your booze, or the woman who left you?" 1.3934 0.04363 211 145 49 17
676 You better hope I'm a better psychiatrist than you are a guitar player. 1.3933 0.04130 239 165 54 20
677 We have already established that you are an old cow-hand from the Rio Grande. We need to dig deeper. 1.3933 0.04130 239 165 54 20
678 How did you feel, when the deer and the antelope did not include you? 1.3932 0.04437 206 142 47 17
679 You need to get back on the horse. 1.3930 0.04289 201 135 53 13
680 How long has it felt like the skies are cloudy all day? 1.3927 0.04048 219 146 60 13
681 So, tell me more about this "boy named Sue". 1.3927 0.04395 219 153 46 20
682 So your mama wouldn’t let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3925 0.04419 214 149 46 19
683 How do you feel when the deer and antelope won't let you play? 1.3925 0.04370 214 148 48 18
684 When I asked you to come to your next appointment prepared to work on your fretting, this was not what I had in mind. 1.3925 0.04419 214 149 46 19
685 and what did her cheatin' heart say, exactly? 1.3925 0.04370 214 148 48 18
686 Oh yeah? Well here’s a discouraging word: your fee just went up to $250! 1.3925 0.04419 214 149 46 19
687 Can you think of any other reason to love New York other than "all your ex's live in Texas"? 1.3925 0.04164 214 144 56 14
688 This new prescription should help you change your tune. 1.3925 0.04522 186 126 47 13
689 Let's explore why your mother did not let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3925 0.04710 186 129 41 16
690 So how do you feel about your mama letting her baby grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3924 0.04111 237 163 55 19
691 This prescription is for medicinal marijuana - look what is has done for Willie Nelson 1.3923 0.04339 209 143 50 16
692 I know it can be difficult, but, even though they’re seldom, you will hear a discouraging word now and again. 1.3922 0.04060 255 178 54 23
693 Christ almighty, don't you know any happy songs?! 1.3922 0.04521 204 142 44 18
694 Once more, with feeling 1.3917 0.04226 217 148 53 16
695 Your loneliness could be resolved with a pet. I suggest you go out and get a long, little doggy. 1.3917 0.04566 217 155 39 23
696 Look, I'm almost certain the couch wasn't made from your horse. 1.3915 0.04498 212 149 43 20
697 What prompted you to poke your first cow? 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
698 So, when did you first start feeling fenced in? 1.3913 0.04059 230 156 58 16
699 Do you still blame your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3913 0.04525 207 145 43 19
700 So how do you feel when the skies are not cloudy all day? 1.3911 0.04386 202 138 49 15
701 I think I could help you but it would be a discouraging word. 1.3909 0.04473 220 156 42 22
702 First it was an astronaut, then a ballerina, now a singing cowboy- yet you're still in denial about having an identity crisis… 1.3909 0.04283 220 152 50 18
703 It's your mother's fault. She let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3907 0.04403 215 150 46 19
704 Your wife, your dog, your truck... I think you're really singing about your mother. 1.3906 0.04289 233 164 47 22
705 You've burnt out from composing songs about cattle drives. Have you considered writing from the cows' perspective? 1.3905 0.04269 210 143 52 15
706 Well, that's our time for today, or in other words, yippee-io-ki-yay. 1.3905 0.04374 210 145 48 17
707 You see by my outfit that I am a shrink. 1.3905 0.04676 210 151 36 23
708 Old Blue’s been gone now for 18 years. Maybe it’s time you got yourself a kitten. 1.3905 0.04322 210 144 50 16
709 My pardner will see you while I’m away. 1.3904 0.03889 228 151 65 12
710 I was going to blame your mother, but now I think it was your dang horse. 1.3902 0.04172 205 137 56 12
711 ...of course "strumming your guitar" is just a euphemism... 1.3902 0.04503 205 143 44 18
712 Seems this tendency for discouraging words has increased to more than seldom. 1.3902 0.04449 205 142 46 17
713 And after your little dogies finally got along, how did you feel? 1.3901 0.04096 223 151 57 15
714 It happens Tex, them dogies got along without you 1.3899 0.04310 218 151 49 18
715 Are you talking about your dog, your truck or your wife? 1.3899 0.04407 218 153 45 20
716 Do I know anything about anger problems? No, but hum a few bars ... 1.3899 0.04407 218 153 45 20
717 Now having established that you're lonesome and you have a cheatin' wife, shall we move on? 1.3898 0.04291 236 167 46 23
718 Normally, I only take patients who sing the blues. 1.3897 0.04493 195 134 46 15
719 If we actually resolved your emotional issues you wouldn't have any more number one hits. 1.3897 0.04530 213 151 41 21
720 You must learn to accept that with big cities come discouraging words. 1.3897 0.04226 213 145 53 15
721 Let's get back to your mother, but this time try using a major chord. 1.3896 0.03951 231 155 62 14
722 Have you perhaps considered how YOU messed with Texas? 1.3894 0.03910 226 150 64 12
723 Every week it's the same old song. 1.3892 0.04369 203 139 49 15
724 So, Lefty, all your exes live in Texas? 1.3892 0.04198 203 136 55 12
725 Tex, did you say a discouraging word? 1.3891 0.04170 221 151 54 16
726 You’re a rhinestone cowboy and all your exes live in Texas — go on. 1.3891 0.04170 221 151 54 16
727 Do you also feel you're crazy for trying and crazy for crying...? 1.3891 0.04170 221 151 54 16
728 I get that your home is on the range,but the boots have to come off on the couch. 1.3889 0.04185 216 147 54 15
729 My professional opinion is that you are 'home on deranged.' 1.3886 0.04252 229 160 49 20
730 I have to tell you, even cowboys get the blues. 1.3886 0.04115 229 157 55 17
731 Have you actually listened to your lyrics? No wonder you're depressed. 1.3884 0.03873 242 163 64 15
732 Let’s explore why you don’t want anyone to know you’re really a banker. 1.3884 0.04366 224 158 45 21
733 But you never felt...Home..on the range. Did you? 1.3884 0.04081 224 152 57 15
734 It's reasonable to now and then hear a discouraging word. 1.3883 0.04485 206 144 44 18
735 No encore, our time is up. 1.3883 0.04546 188 129 45 14
736 So tell me more about these "discouraging words"... 1.3881 0.04294 219 152 49 18
737 You have to want to change but all I'm hearing is the same old song. 1.3879 0.04256 232 163 48 21
738 I’m afraid our time is up. Git along, lil doggie 1.3879 0.04212 232 162 50 20
739 Your mother, she was also prone to rambling? 1.3879 0.04051 214 143 59 12
740 When you say 'G string,' what does it make you think of? 1.3879 0.03997 214 142 61 11
741 So, once you got your home where the buffalo roam, then what? 1.3879 0.04262 214 147 51 16
742 You still owe me a C note for last week. 1.3878 0.04293 245 176 43 26
743 Mr. Finklestein, this is a classic case of OCD, Obsessive Cowboy Disorder. 1.3877 0.04368 227 161 44 22
744 Try playing it in a major chord and see if you feel better. 1.3876 0.04333 209 144 49 16
745 I think that song about your mule is really about your mother.” 1.3876 0.04489 209 147 43 19
746 If you've got the money, I've got the time. 1.3872 0.04173 235 164 51 20
747 So you still blame your momma for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3872 0.04129 235 163 53 19
748 There is clearly a link between hearing a discouraging word and your skies being cloudy all day. 1.3871 0.04220 217 149 52 16
749 In four chords or less tell me how you felt when your mother said you were all hat, no cattle. 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
750 Well, I'm afraid in here, the discouraging words come thick and fast. 1.3869 0.04427 199 137 47 15
751 So when do you hear this discouraging word? 1.3868 0.04392 212 148 46 18
752 Let's get back to your relationship with your horse. 1.3865 0.04252 207 141 52 14
753 It sounds like your mama tried" 1.3865 0.04571 207 147 40 20
754 Well, which is it? Was your father a goll-durn hornswoggler or a dad-gum varmint 1.3865 0.04519 207 146 42 19
755 And if the little dogies did git along, how would that make you feel? 1.3864 0.04374 220 155 45 20
756 I'm OK with the guitar on the couch... but the horse in the waiting room has GOT to go!! 1.3864 0.04028 220 148 59 13
757 Are you open to exploring alternatives to western medicine? 1.3864 0.04326 220 154 47 19
758 So, back to the night in question. ‘A dark desert highway.Cool wind in your hair.’ What else do you remember? 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
759 And in this dream your guitar is electric? 1.3860 0.04143 215 146 55 14
760 Why do you think your career as a rapper is going badly ? 1.3857 0.04622 210 151 37 22
761 Yes, that song does make me want to drink. 1.3857 0.04368 210 146 47 17
762 something in the way she moos? 1.3857 0.04522 210 149 41 20
763 And how often do you see these buffalo roam? 1.3857 0.04330 223 157 46 20
764 Are you saying there were never any clouds in the daytime... or the skies were never cloudy for the entire day? 1.3857 0.04468 223 160 40 23
765 I'm not sure ballad is the proper medium for your level of anger. 1.3855 0.03881 249 170 62 17
766 This prescription may help you remember that you are a classical violinist. 1.3854 0.04655 192 135 40 17
767 It's normal to miss a place where seldom was heard a discouraging word. 1.3854 0.04596 192 134 42 16
768 Taking you out of the country was just transportation. But taking the country out of you- that's the long and expensive part. 1.3853 0.03945 218 145 62 11
769 I'm not sure the "Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Blues" will be a hit... 1.3853 0.04086 231 159 55 17
770 You've got to change your tune. 1.3852 0.04030 257 181 53 23
771 Can you tell me WHY you want a home where the buffalo roam ? 1.3850 0.04631 200 142 39 19
772 I want you to start the next song with "I feel" instead of "She stubbed me out like a midnight cigarette." 1.3850 0.04524 213 152 40 21
773 Let's not sing about it again. I'll just prescribe some Viagra, okay? 1.3850 0.04288 226 159 47 20
774 Are you sure that seldom was heard a discouraging word? 1.3850 0.04555 226 165 35 26
775 It all began with my dad naming me sue 1.3849 0.04205 239 169 48 22
776 Actually, I don't believe you're even a little bit rock n roll 1.3846 0.04290 208 143 50 15
777 How about some Patsy Cline? I'll bet you know "Crazy." 1.3846 0.04501 208 147 42 19
778 Of course they hate you. Everyone hates country and western. 1.3843 0.04292 229 162 46 21
779 The problem is you're too high strung. 1.3843 0.04202 229 160 50 19
780 Play that part again where your wife leaves you and your dog runs away. 1.3843 0.04230 216 149 51 16
781 So I take it, you feel at home on the range? 1.3843 0.04075 216 146 57 13
782 Around here, you may need to get used to discouraging words. 1.3843 0.04281 216 150 49 17
783 Play like no one's psychoanalyzing you 1.3843 0.04230 216 149 51 16
784 On a side note, are you looking for a drummer? 1.3842 0.04418 203 141 46 16
785 ...and if the dogies were here now, what would you say to them? 1.3842 0.04527 203 143 42 18
786 You know, Jim... from what you've shared with me so far, I'd say your problems B minor. 1.3838 0.04438 198 137 46 15
787 For starters, stop playing country music. 1.3836 0.04189 219 151 52 16
788 So your woman left you, your dog died, and your truck won't start? Sounds like you are at the height of your career. 1.3835 0.04531 206 146 41 19
789 I can’t help you if you insist on tuning me out 1.3834 0.04335 193 131 50 12
790 Excuse me. Was that “get along little dogie” or “get a long little dogie”? 1.3834 0.04807 193 139 34 20
791 Have you considered the career implications of curing your depression 1.3833 0.04232 240 171 46 23
792 For clarity, did your wife leave you before or after your dog died? 1.3833 0.04273 227 160 47 20
793 You wouldn't be so depressed if you could play better. 1.3833 0.04180 227 158 51 18
794 But lately you've heard a discouraging word? 1.3832 0.04408 214 151 44 19
795 Country music makes me want to drink, too. 1.3831 0.04334 201 138 49 14
796 Your song was only 3 minutes, but you're booked for an hour. 1.3831 0.03760 248 167 67 14
797 Ok - tell me again, but without the yodeling. 1.3830 0.04539 188 130 44 14
798 Sorry, I can only help you with the blues. 1.3828 0.04534 209 149 40 20
799 The range you mentioned -- is it gas or electric? 1.3828 0.04164 209 142 54 13
800 Fretting won't cure your anxiety. 1.3826 0.04001 230 157 58 15
801 Tell me about the day the music died. 1.3826 0.04232 230 162 48 20
802 Yes, it IS your mother’s fault that you grew up to be a cowboy. 1.3825 0.04112 217 148 55 14
803 So, is it the dog, the truck or a woman? 1.3825 0.04164 217 149 53 15
804 What exactly DID your mama want you grow up to be? 1.3825 0.04315 217 152 47 18
805 My suggestion is more time moseyin' and less time hankerin'. 1.3824 0.04400 204 142 46 16
806 My hourly rate is higher if you sing. 1.3824 0.04455 204 143 44 17
807 Well it could be worse---you could be a banjo player. 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
808 Tell me about your uncle’s sister’s cousin’s daughter’s mother. 1.3822 0.04669 191 135 39 17
809 It appears my question has struck a chord with you 1.3821 0.04123 212 144 55 13
810 Perhaps you just need to change your tune.” 1.3820 0.03966 233 159 59 15
811 What type of play are the deer and the antelope engaged in? 1.3818 0.04124 220 151 54 15
812 Firstly, to be a 'rootin'-tootin' cowboy,' you'll need a wind instrument. 1.3818 0.04462 220 158 40 22
813 How often, exactly, do you see the deer and the antelope playing? 1.3818 0.04462 220 158 40 22
814 You seem high strung... 1.3818 0.04320 220 155 46 19
815 I'd like to begin this session in D minor. 1.3817 0.04135 241 170 50 21
816 I'm glad to see you so in tune with your emotions. 1.3816 0.04133 207 140 55 12
817 I used to sing before I made money listening 1.3816 0.04354 207 144 47 16
818 And these voices you hear? they’re discouraging? 1.3816 0.04245 207 142 51 14
819 Your problem isn't a mental block. Your problem is that you are trying to play a right-handed guitar. 1.3816 0.04190 207 141 53 13
820 I thought we both agreed it was time to move on from Clementine. 1.3816 0.04212 228 160 49 19
821 Let's see how this plays out. 1.3814 0.04558 194 136 42 16
822 On the road AGAIN?? 1.3814 0.04291 215 150 48 17
823 Our hour is nearly up. Why don't you play us out? 1.3814 0.04136 215 147 54 14
824 Do you think there is any possibility that the song itself is what caused Mary-Lou to leave? 1.3812 0.04134 223 154 53 16
825 Don't start our session with, "I'm an old cow haaaaand, on Lorazepaaaaam". 1.3810 0.04414 210 148 44 18
826 Could it be that your doggies got along for a reason? 1.3810 0.04148 210 143 54 13
827 You say you drink whiskey, drive a truck, and got yourself a fine woman, but your Boston accent tells a different story 1.3808 0.03851 239 162 63 14
828 Mothering style can be important. What happened after she shot your pa? 1.3807 0.04249 218 152 49 17
829 Have you thought about the fact that you have no home, that there are no buffalo, and that it's cloudy all day. 1.3807 0.04347 218 154 45 19
830 Well, if it helps to know, even cowgirls get the blues." 1.3807 0.04271 197 134 51 12
831 ...and just what is about the deer and the antelope playing that disturbs you? 1.3804 0.04793 184 131 36 17
832 Rhymes with “Oedipus”? Nothing that I can think of. 1.3803 0.04369 213 150 45 18
833 As I've told you, she'll be coming around the mountain when she comes. 1.3800 0.04570 200 142 40 18
834 And sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3799 0.04010 229 157 57 15
835 Well . . . when I'm so lonesome, I cry 1.3798 0.04495 208 148 41 19
836 Just how many verses are there? 1.3797 0.04007 237 164 56 17
837 Let's return from yonder for a moment. 1.3796 0.04423 216 154 42 20
838 So you are saying the skies really are cloudy all day? 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
839 What is it about the relationship between the deer and the antelope that bothers you? 1.3795 0.04021 224 153 57 14
840 Now, tell me when you first began hearing discouraging words. 1.3793 0.04242 203 139 51 13
841 All right, let's talk some more about your first rodeo. 1.3792 0.03928 240 165 59 16
842 Well I see your time is up.....git along little dogie. 1.3791 0.04397 211 149 44 18
843 On The Couch Again" is certain to be the next big Willie Nelson hit 1.3791 0.04397 211 149 44 18
844 So why do you think it is you are so lonesome you could cry? 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
845 you're too highly strung 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
846 And when did this desire to poke cows begin? 1.3789 0.04313 227 162 44 21
847 You might have more commercial success if you stop singing all your songs in French. 1.3788 0.04489 198 139 43 16
848 So how long have you felt in need of a home where the buffalo roam? 1.3787 0.04030 235 163 55 17
849 I've heard your story before , but in a different key. 1.3787 0.03892 235 160 61 14
850 Well, of course you are lonely, cowpoke, it's part of the job. 1.3787 0.03984 235 162 57 16
851 Seldom as they may be, tell me more about these discouraging words.” 1.3787 0.04206 235 167 47 21
852 But the cows never came home, did they pardner? 1.3785 0.04452 214 153 41 20
853 Aside from being a left-handed flamenco guitarist in Nashville is there anything else that isn’t working for you? 1.3785 0.04302 214 150 47 17
854 Fred, for the last time, I’m a therapist, not a lyricist.” 1.3785 0.04198 214 148 51 15
855 You seem to have a range of issues, only one is your home 1.3784 0.04288 222 157 46 19
856 When you punched that dogey, how did it make you feel? 1.3784 0.04335 222 158 44 20
857 OK, so in our last session we were discussing your being so lonesome you could die. 1.3780 0.04477 209 149 41 19
858 "Why did you find this word so discouraging?" 1.3780 0.04477 209 149 41 19
859 And how often have you heard that discouraging word? 1.3776 0.04002 241 168 55 18
860 Lets talk more about what your mother told you not to grow up to be... 1.3776 0.04342 196 135 48 13
861 Sometimes a tumbleweed is just a tumbleweed. 1.3775 0.03912 249 173 58 18
862 Let's explore those friends in low places you keep referring to. 1.3775 0.04168 204 139 53 12
863 Yes, well...hmm. Okay, that’s a ballad point. 1.3774 0.04224 212 147 50 15
864 Yes, I know that "nobody knows the trouble you've seen." Let's move on. 1.3774 0.04329 212 149 46 17
865 That's nice but most people just talk. 1.3773 0.04067 220 151 55 14
866 Do you know 'Home on derange?' 1.3773 0.04168 220 153 51 16
867 Well I know that you’ve seldom heard a discouraging word, but something is troubling you. 1.3772 0.04113 228 159 52 17
868 How does your horse feel about this? 1.3771 0.04695 175 122 40 13
869 Let's start with the boy named Sue 1.3771 0.03971 236 163 57 16
870 But how does it make you FEEL that your dog died, your mama went to prison, and the old ranch ain't never been the same? 1.3769 0.04296 199 137 49 13
871 Don't worry. You're a singing cowboy. It's the lonesome cowboys who are hard to treat. 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
872 It's not necessary to make up a song for each answer to my questions 1.3768 0.04454 207 147 42 18
873 So when did you first realize that you couldn't sing? 1.3767 0.04319 223 159 44 20
874 Analytically speaking, your G string needs tightening. 1.3763 0.04563 186 130 42 14
875 Do your other personalities resent your success? 1.3763 0.04627 186 131 40 15
876 I’ve heard about a cheating heart and being so lonesome you could cry. Now, why did your parents name you Sue? 1.3762 0.04366 202 141 46 15
877 Interesting...now did the girl leave with your truck before or after your dog died? 1.3762 0.04303 210 147 47 16
878 Something tells me you’re not at home on the range. 1.3762 0.04250 210 146 49 15
879 When I recommended you stop playing second fiddle this isn’t what I meant. 1.3762 0.04408 210 149 43 18
880 Don’t beat yourself up. It’s difficult to hear that first discouraging word. 1.3761 0.04142 218 151 52 15
881 Let's see. Your wife left you, your dog died, your truck broke down, and you're out of beer. So how do you feel about all that? 1.3761 0.04142 218 151 52 15
882 It sounds as though you have a range of problems 1.3761 0.04292 218 154 46 18
883 When did you begin hearing more discouraging words? 1.3761 0.04193 218 152 50 16
884 Our three minutes are up... 1.3761 0.04243 218 153 48 17
885 Tell me again about your Achy Breaky Heart. 1.3761 0.04259 234 168 44 22
886 At what point did you start to feel like the range was no longer your home? 1.3761 0.04216 234 167 46 21
887 I want to revisit your story about a man named Jed. 1.3756 0.04209 205 141 51 13
888 my advice?...you can pick your friends, and you can pick your guitar, but you cant pick your friend's guitar. 1.3756 0.04265 205 142 49 14
889 So in your dream there were no strings attached? 1.3756 0.04484 205 146 41 18
890 It's not worth fretting over. 1.3756 0.04561 213 155 36 22
891 You need more pluck. 1.3756 0.04155 213 147 52 14
892 So what do you miss the most: your ex, your dog, or your pick-up? 1.3756 0.04346 221 158 43 20
893 Our hour is up, Dale. We'll pick it up next week where your dog died. 1.3755 0.04004 229 158 56 15
894 And how do you reckon you feel about that? 1.3755 0.04145 229 161 50 18
895 Mosey on down through your childhood for me. 1.3755 0.04002 237 165 55 17
896 Got it. Your mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3750 0.04331 208 146 46 16
897 Maybe you should consider setting boundaries with the buffalo. 1.3750 0.04350 224 161 42 21
898 And what do you think these 'prairie dogs' represent? 1.3750 0.04113 224 156 52 16
899 What do you think causes this feeling of being out of place in Manhattan, Joe-Bob? 1.3750 0.04115 216 149 53 14
900 Well, how do all the discouraging words you’ve heard make you feel? 1.3744 0.03978 227 156 57 14
901 Even cowboys get the blues, Tex. 1.3744 0.04075 227 158 53 16
902 I am worried that every time you talk about your mother you pluck the G string. 1.3744 0.04352 227 164 41 22
903 So it bothers you that your mama allowed you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3744 0.04177 219 153 50 16
904 Frankly, I just think you need to cowboy up. 1.3744 0.04024 219 150 56 13
905 And when was it that you first started not to feel at home on the range? 1.3744 0.04492 211 152 39 20
906 And how often do you hear this ‘discouraging word?’ 1.3744 0.04177 203 139 52 12
907 The words will come when you are ready 1.3739 0.04032 238 167 53 18
908 You lost your job, your dog, and your woman...anything else? 1.3738 0.04412 206 146 43 17
909 I want to help you fix your achy breaky heart. 1.3738 0.04078 206 140 55 11
910 Sorry for the discouraging words. 1.3738 0.04466 206 147 41 18
911 And, then what happened after you got to Phoenix? 1.3737 0.04366 198 138 46 14
912 If I'm understanding the last verse correctly--you're dog stopped running and your truck ran off with your wife? 1.3737 0.04595 198 142 38 18
913 Who did you say recommended me? 1.3737 0.04554 190 134 41 15
914 You say every time your mother gave you something it came with strings attached? 1.3735 0.03823 249 172 61 16
915 ok, let's start with why you're not wearing pants. 1.3734 0.04092 233 164 51 18
916 Home, home on derange 1.3734 0.04047 233 163 53 17
917 Can you play "if you got the money, I got the time"?​ 1.3734 0.04480 233 173 33 27
918 Time's up. Git Along Little Dogey. 1.3733 0.04194 225 159 48 18
919 So, how long have you imagined yourself skilled on the guitar? 1.3733 0.04401 217 156 41 20
920 Vienna has the same number of syllables as Loredo. See if that works. 1.3733 0.03994 217 148 57 12
921 No trumpet this week. I think we’re making progress. 1.3733 0.04099 217 150 53 14
922 You're right. Nothing rhymes with "lonesome". 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
923 It will be easier if you don't feel the need to rhyme everything you tell me. 1.3732 0.04367 209 148 44 17
924 So you're saying that your parents gave your brother the astronaut costume. 1.3731 0.04544 201 144 39 18
925 ...and you say you seldom heard a discouraging word? 1.3730 0.03664 252 171 68 13
926 Your psychological problems are concerning, but your intonation and phrasing are masterful 1.3729 0.03731 236 159 66 11
927 The wife in your song clearly represents the animus, and the pick-up truck symbolizes the sacred. The runaway dog is, well, just a dog. 1.3727 0.04111 220 153 52 15
928 I didn’t ask you about your truck, woman or dog. I asked you about your mother. 1.3727 0.04161 220 154 50 16
929 Looks like we're just about out of time, so we'll end on that note. 1.3727 0.04111 220 153 52 15
930 So why do you think Clementine isn't your darling anymore? 1.3726 0.04322 212 150 45 17
931 I'm pleased with the new drug you're on, the lyrics have definitely improved 1.3726 0.04374 212 151 43 18
932 Face it, John..words can be discouraging, and it does get cloudy. 1.3725 0.04051 247 176 50 21
933 So, you say you have an achy breaky heart? 1.3723 0.04023 231 161 54 16
934 I see a whole range of issues here. 1.3723 0.04069 231 162 52 17
935 Cowboys are suppose to be lonesome. 1.3722 0.04023 223 154 55 14
936 So how did that make you feel when your dogies refused to get along. 1.3722 0.04171 223 157 49 17
937 But give your mama some credit: she did let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3722 0.04266 223 159 45 19
938 If we do cure your depression, you realize you will lose your ability to write country western songs, right? 1.3720 0.03945 207 139 59 9
939 Well that must've been one doozy of a discouraging word... 1.3719 0.04026 242 171 52 19
940 When we left off last session, you were describing how much you hated the G7 chord. 1.3719 0.04685 199 145 34 20
941 Well, those were certainly discouraging words. I suggest you keep them between us. 1.3719 0.04575 199 143 38 18
942 Don’t move. I’m almost finished drawing the guitar. 1.3718 0.04122 234 166 49 19
943 So, enough about you; play Misty for me. 1.3718 0.04210 234 168 45 21
944 It sounds minor to me. 1.3717 0.04131 226 159 50 17
945 Face it. Not every guitar player is a chick magnet. 1.3716 0.04032 218 150 55 13
946 You need to start finding more constructive words to rhyme with 'truck.' 1.3716 0.04384 218 157 41 20
947 I'm sorry, but we're out of tune for today" 1.3716 0.04432 218 158 39 21
948 Perhaps it’s because you’re right handed. 1.3714 0.04604 210 154 34 22
949 Let go of it. Your not the first singing cowboy that had to eat his horse. 1.3714 0.04349 210 149 44 17
950 When did you start uttering discouraging words? 1.3713 0.04214 237 171 44 22
951 No, I won't stop asking highfalutin' questions. 1.3713 0.04525 202 145 39 18
952 And do you remember when you felt home on the range? 1.3713 0.04471 202 144 41 17
953 Now, I think the problem began when your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3713 0.04415 202 143 43 16
954 Sing with me, 'Yesterday, when I was Jung . . .' 1.3712 0.04451 229 169 35 25
955 I said late onset sturm und drang, not strum and twang. 1.3711 0.04659 194 140 36 18
956 Before we begin, Tex, I must point out you still owe 100 buckaroos for our last session. 1.3711 0.04301 194 134 48 12
957 You can't expect all your little doggies to get along. 1.3711 0.04543 194 138 40 16
958 So, your momma did let you grow up to be a cowboy... 1.3710 0.04195 221 156 48 17
959 How about ‘Happy Trails’? 1.3710 0.03994 221 152 56 13
960 So, you were home on the range and heard a discouraging word. 1.3710 0.04292 221 158 44 19
961 Tell me more about this place where the deer and the antelope play... 1.3709 0.04254 213 150 47 16
962 Tell me more about this achy breaky heart? 1.3707 0.04009 232 162 54 16
963 Let's explore that lyric "Mamas don't let your sons grow up to be cowboys..." 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
964 What would like to discuss first: your dog that died, your truck that broke down or how your neighbor stole your wife? 1.3704 0.04212 216 152 48 16
965 I see our time's up, so let's save your little dogies' adamant refusal to get along until next week. 1.3704 0.04160 216 151 50 15
966 So if I’m hearing you correctly, you shot a man in Reno just to watch him die... 1.3704 0.03948 216 147 58 11
967 I believe the broken heart will heal and the whiskey addiction is treatable, but we're going to need another few sessions to address this passion for your truck. 1.3704 0.04411 216 156 40 20
968 Alright Dave, let's try the doctor outfit next week. 1.3704 0.04627 189 135 38 16
969 What is your cheating heart telling you? 1.3704 0.03883 243 169 58 16
970 Well, that was lovely. But if you’ve really got a ‘Ring of Fire’ I’d really recommend seeing your Doctor. 1.3702 0.04063 235 166 51 18
971 You need to get more in tune with your feelings." 1.3702 0.04430 208 149 41 18
972 And what changes are you willing to make for Trigger? 1.3700 0.04301 227 164 42 21
973 Ok, I think we’ve covered your dog’s death pretty thoroughly... 1.3700 0.04445 200 142 42 16
974 What does "he's all hat and no cattle" mean to you? 1.3700 0.04330 200 140 46 14
975 Be that as it may, I can't promise that you won't hear any discouraging words here. 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
976 The term is not 'the West;' it's "The Upper West Side. 1.3699 0.04069 219 152 53 14
977 Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar, Mr. Hershberg. 1.3697 0.04384 211 151 42 18
978 We’ve been over this before ‘you play the same notes, you get the same song’. 1.3696 0.04260 230 166 43 21
979 How unusual—Stage fright AND stagecoach fright. 1.3696 0.04170 230 164 47 19
980 It sounds like your a bit high strung. 1.3696 0.04215 230 165 45 20
981 I'm prescribing an anti-depressant and a musical genre other than the blues 1.3695 0.04452 203 145 41 17
982 So you're lonesome.. what else? 1.3694 0.04276 222 159 44 19
983 It's not only your inner soul that you aren't in tune with. 1.3694 0.04324 222 160 42 20
984 How was your relationship with Dinah before you caught her in the kitchen with the Banjo strummer? 1.3693 0.04522 176 122 43 11
985 I can cure your depression, but your ballads will become boring as hell. 1.3692 0.04237 214 151 47 16
986 Sometimes a left-handed guitar is just a left-handed guitar. 1.3690 0.04667 168 117 40 11
987 'Let's start by addressing your achy breaky heart." 1.3690 0.04535 187 132 41 14
988 How long have you been fretting over this? 1.3690 0.04782 187 136 33 18
989 Indeed,sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3689 0.04297 206 145 46 15
990 You're married. "Nary is heard a discouraging word," is not a reasonable expectation. 1.3689 0.04043 225 157 53 15
991 Let’s pick up with the second verse next week. 1.3689 0.04092 225 158 51 16
992 I wouldn't presume to know whether Dr. Freud had firsthand experience with any hard-drinkin', trash-talkin', bowlegged women from San Antone. 1.3689 0.04043 225 157 53 15
993 Take it from the second verse, the one about your mother. 1.3687 0.04239 198 137 49 12
994 I think I can name your issues in 3 notes. 1.3687 0.04296 217 155 44 18
995 I'm not supposed to offer an opinion; but I hate country music. 1.3687 0.04345 217 156 42 19
996 Your wife left, your dog died, your story has touched my achy breaky heart. Five hundred bucks, cowboy. 1.3687 0.04196 217 153 48 16
997 And your mother, she didn't let her baby grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3687 0.04345 217 156 42 19
998 Sometimes, a song about a horse, is only about a horse... 1.3684 0.04101 228 161 50 17
999 So that's gamblin', drinkin', brawlin', crashin' the truck, lovin' too much, fallin' out of love and that little misunderstanding in Jackson... now tell me about your mother. 1.3684 0.04101 228 161 50 17
1000 Let's focus on your day job as a lawyer, shall we? 1.3682 0.04254 220 157 45 18
1001 So,you're mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3679 0.04315 212 151 44 17
1002 Good, we're getting somewhere...now tell me more about the ex that doesn't live in Texas. 1.3679 0.04103 212 147 52 13
1003 It’s always the same old song with you. 1.3676 0.04324 204 144 45 15
1004 Since you treated me to two verses of "Don't fence me in" can I assume you have commitment issues? 1.3674 0.04272 215 153 45 17
1005 And finally, I think you should consider your friends calling you "Lefty" as a term of endearment, not a personal attack. 1.3674 0.03900 215 146 59 10
1006 If you really want closure, try resolving back to E flat major. 1.3674 0.04323 215 154 43 18
1007 Home, home on derange," you say. Very interesting 1.3673 0.04446 196 139 42 15
1008 Don’t play it again, Sam 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
1009 Good progress this week. Next week, let's work on the chorus. 1.3671 0.03807 237 163 61 13
1010 It’s unclear whether the lyrics lead to your feelings of inadequacy or if the inadequacy fuels your lyrics. Either way, I think you’re onto a hit. 1.3670 0.04025 218 151 54 13
1011 So, if I understand you, your girl left with your dog in your truck. Why do you think she left your guitar? 1.3670 0.04230 218 155 46 17
1012 Tell me more about your new song, "Home, Home, And Deranged." 1.3670 0.04230 218 155 46 17
1013 Next session please bring in your horse. 1.3669 0.03909 248 175 55 18
1014 Have you thought about playing Western music instead of Stravinsky? 1.3668 0.04456 199 142 41 16
1015 You might consider enrolling in a two step program...they’re a lot of good ones out there. 1.3668 0.04568 199 144 37 18
1016 . . .well, it's still $300 an hour, Pardner. 1.3668 0.04678 199 146 33 20
1017 ‘Mama Tried’ is a good start . . . . 1.3665 0.04286 221 159 43 19
1018 So what you're saying is that you don't feel at home on the range? 1.3665 0.04139 221 156 49 16
1019 I think that this should be off the record. 1.3665 0.04139 221 156 49 16
1020 So you're saying at home, seldom is heard an ENCOURAGING word? 1.3665 0.03936 221 152 57 12
1021 And when the little dogies won't git along, how does that make you feel? 1.3665 0.04039 221 154 53 14
1022 Other than warm beer & cold women, are there any other issues you'd care to discuss? 1.3663 0.04295 202 142 46 14
1023 I see this a lot with electric car owners. It’s called Range Anxiety. 1.3663 0.04352 202 143 44 15
1024 You haven't been practicing. 1.3662 0.04350 213 153 42 18
1025 Before we begin, I have to know why cows are called dogies. 1.3661 0.04149 224 159 48 17
1026 When did you first realize you couldn't play guitar well? 1.3661 0.04100 224 158 50 16
1027 If I were you, I wouldn't fret 1.3661 0.04149 224 159 48 17
1028 Tell me more. Why didn't Mamma want her baby to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3660 0.04476 194 138 41 15
1029 Tell me the part about the deer and antelope again. 1.3660 0.04012 235 166 52 17
1030 I can’t think of anything that rhymes with manure. 1.3660 0.03967 235 165 54 16
1031 Your first problem is you are left-handed. You need to have the guitar restrung. 1.3659 0.04470 205 148 39 18
1032 Something tells me you are lonesome and a long way from home. 1.3657 0.04101 216 151 51 14
1033 Any chance you could take off those shit-kickers before you lay down on my couch? 1.3657 0.04306 216 155 43 18
1034 Have you considered going East? 1.3656 0.04250 227 164 43 20
1035 Or you may be suffering from Rio Grandiosity. 1.3656 0.03916 227 157 57 13
1036 So, your mother sang "Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys?" How did it make you feel? 1.3654 0.04152 208 145 50 13
1037 Would it help if I put some beans on the fire? 1.3653 0.04062 219 153 52 14
1038 But it IS the same old song, Joe. 1.3652 0.03977 230 161 54 15
1039 So you have been doing a lot pickin’ but not much grinnin’ right? 1.3652 0.04118 230 164 48 18
1040 But you're NOT 'Home on the Range' so get your damn boots off my settee. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
1041 Last time we left off at, "where the deer and the antelope play." 1.3650 0.04264 200 140 47 13
1042 Try a major chord there. It won't seem so depressing. 1.3649 0.04325 211 151 43 17
1043 Would you care to tell me more about why you left the New York Philharmonic? 1.3649 0.04429 211 153 39 19
1044 Yet despite this Mr. Nelson's warning, she still let you grow up to be one. 1.3649 0.04166 211 148 49 14
1045 I'm beginning to see why you are the lone ranger. 1.3649 0.04364 222 162 39 21
1046 You can just tell me this time. No need to yodel. 1.3649 0.04074 222 156 51 15
1047 You are a country musician. Singing and talking about troubles is your job. Why are you REALLY here? 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
1048 Let’s take it from the top. 1.3645 0.04333 214 154 42 18
1049 Now play 'Crazy'! 1.3645 0.04230 214 152 46 16
1050 That’s progress. You’ve finally changed your tune. 1.3645 0.04017 214 148 54 12
1051 How do you see the deer/antelope relationship? 1.3644 0.03886 225 155 58 12
1052 If you're taking requests, how about "Cry Me a River." 1.3644 0.04181 225 161 46 18
1053 And where would you say your depression ranks on a scale from one to high falutin-est? 1.3641 0.04289 217 156 43 18
1054 We made progress. Remember the accordion? 1.3641 0.04388 217 158 39 20
1055 Sometimes a little dogie is just a little dogie. 1.3640 0.04051 239 171 49 19
1056 First of all, I can't just give you a home. 1.3636 0.04405 209 151 40 18
1057 And your saying she was warned to not let her babies grow up to be cowboys? 1.3636 0.04247 220 158 44 18
1058 Get yourself a new dog, a new wife, and a new trailer" 1.3636 0.04198 220 157 46 17
1059 I think we can safely blame Mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3636 0.04136 209 146 50 13
1060 I hear you saying that you spent a lot of time with the little dogey, but did you get along? 1.3636 0.04047 220 154 52 14
1061 I understand your concern, Tex, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar! 1.3636 0.04098 220 155 50 15
1062 It's hard to believe you are taking this seriously, when you keep singing "Home, Home I'm Deranged." 1.3636 0.04149 231 166 46 19
1063 Thank the Lord and Greyhound that she’s gone. 1.3632 0.04242 234 171 41 22
1064 When did you first start having Georgia on your mind? 1.3632 0.03959 223 155 55 13
1065 and after you said get along little doggies, what did they say? 1.3632 0.04158 223 159 47 17
1066 “Let’s start with the discouraging words then we’ll work on the cloudy skies.” 1.3632 0.04203 212 150 47 15
1067 I'm afraid we're going to have to go deeper than an "old cowhand, from the Rio Grande" 1.3632 0.04308 212 152 43 17
1068 If these sessions are going to be useful, you're going to need to tell me everything, including the good, the bad, and the ugly. 1.3632 0.04256 212 151 45 16
1069 It never pays to fret over things 1.3632 0.04475 201 145 39 17
1070 You're a cowboy named Sue. 1.3629 0.04160 237 172 44 21
1071 Find a new girlfriend, get a new truck and go adopt a new dog. 1.3628 0.04259 226 164 42 20
1072 So, is this about your dog, your truck, your wife, or all three? 1.3628 0.04166 226 162 46 18
1073 Too many "Momma's" in your songs, this could take a while... 1.3628 0.04464 215 158 36 21
1074 Yes, I know. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3628 0.03892 215 147 58 10
1075 When we last left off, your wife left and then the dog died... 1.3628 0.04002 215 149 54 12
1076 And what would happen if the lil' doggies DON'T get along? 1.3628 0.04056 215 150 52 13
1077 I can probably help with the broken-heart thing, but it may mean the end of your career. 1.3627 0.04145 204 142 50 12
1078 We covered a lot of ground this afternoon, and now it's time to saddle up. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
1079 Remember this is your safe place, and you’ll seldom hear a discouraging word. 1.3627 0.04176 193 133 50 10
1080 So what? Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
1081 "So your spurs just aren't jingle jangle jingling like they used to, eh?" 1.3626 0.04270 182 125 48 9
1082 Yes, at two-hundred dollars an hour, it's perfectly fine to sing the cowboy blues. 1.3626 0.03718 262 184 61 17
1083 I can help cure your blues, but you'll never have a hit song again. 1.3624 0.04173 218 155 47 16
1084 So in this dream of yours, what happens after the deer and the antelope play? 1.3623 0.04217 207 146 47 14
1085 Here’s a discouraging word—nuts. 1.3623 0.04486 207 151 37 19
1086 I know it's only been 10 minutes, but I reckon your time is up. 1.3623 0.04381 207 149 41 17
1087 Have you tried crying in your beer? 1.3619 0.04120 210 147 50 13
1088 Why do YOU think you push the little dogies away? 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
1089 So your girlfriend left you and your dog died; how does that make you feel? 1.3619 0.04283 210 150 44 16
1090 And then what happens? Once you ride off into the sunset? 1.3619 0.04175 210 148 48 14
1091 You're gonna have to face the fact that oh, Susanna is not coming back. 1.3619 0.04439 210 153 38 19
1092 You're making progress. The major key suggests you're getting over your darling Clementine. 1.3618 0.04448 199 143 40 16
1093 ...So Mama LET you grow up this way? 1.3617 0.04569 188 135 38 15
1094 If you sang the blues, I could write you a prescription. 1.3617 0.04443 188 133 42 13
1095 So, are you and Little Doggie getting along now? 1.3617 0.04051 235 168 49 18
1096 Your problem is that you're holding the damn thing backwards. 1.3616 0.04238 224 162 43 19
1097 You're flat. Don't fret. 1.3616 0.04142 224 160 47 17
1098 So you walk into Sardi's and yelled, 'Thank God, I'm a country boy!' and then what happened? 1.3615 0.04080 213 149 51 13
1099 Your girl done left you and your dog done died. Now, tell me about your mother. 1.3615 0.04240 213 152 45 16
1100 The joking is healthy. It's the smoking and midnight toking I worry about. 1.3615 0.03914 213 146 57 10
1101 So tell me how you felt when your parents told you a discouraging word. 1.3614 0.04287 202 143 45 14
1102 So in our last session, you said you met a girl down in the West Texas town of El Paso. Do you care to elaborate? 1.3614 0.04400 202 145 41 16
1103 Don’t fret so much. A year of therapy, and you’ll be singing a different tune. 1.3613 0.03926 238 168 54 16
1104 I think we should explore issues with your pardner. 1.3613 0.04069 191 130 53 8
1105 Can we talk? 1.3612 0.04007 227 160 52 15
1106 I'm guessing in your childhood, you heard a discouraging word more than seldomly. 1.3612 0.04056 227 161 50 16
1107 And is this “blood on the saddle” real or metaphorical? 1.3611 0.04249 216 155 44 17
1108 My fees are $ 200 an hour, 15% royalties for songs where my advice shows up as lyrics, and one depressing song named after me. 1.3611 0.04146 216 153 48 15
1109 You can break character now, Bradley. The Oscars were a month ago. 1.3610 0.04186 205 144 48 13
1110 For the next verse, why don't you try having your wife and truck come back? 1.3610 0.04463 205 149 38 18
1111 I recommend that you see a cardiologist about the achy breaky heart. 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
1112 You're problem is that should be a C major chord. 1.3609 0.04018 230 163 51 16
1113 You have to accept this song isn't really about a truck. 1.3609 0.04158 230 166 45 19
1114 Woulda, shoulda, coulda! Come on cowboy, this ain't your first rodeo. 1.3608 0.04408 194 138 42 14
1115 As a first step, try to get in tune with your feelings. 1.3606 0.04520 208 153 35 20
1116 So why don't you start by telling me what it is you are fretting about? 1.3602 0.04726 186 136 33 17
1117 Picking up from last week, did you come up with a rhyme for 'decapitate'? 1.3602 0.04538 186 133 39 14
1118 Have you tried talking to her? 1.3602 0.04158 211 149 48 14
1119 And after your wife left, what happened to the dog? 1.3602 0.03807 236 164 59 13
1120 Sir, I think you have A major anxiety. 1.3602 0.04169 236 172 43 21
1121 Let's talk more about your mother not wanting you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3598 0.03957 239 170 52 17
1122 This is supposed to be talk therapy. 1.3598 0.04064 214 150 51 13
1123 What else do you think those boots were made for? 1.3598 0.03899 214 147 57 10
1124 This relationship you have with your horse....would you call it a normal relationship? 1.3596 0.04041 228 162 50 16
1125 So how’d you react when your mother signed you up for ballet lessons. 1.3596 0.04088 228 163 48 17
1126 OK, OK … die with them on if you must, but take the damn things off my couch right now or this session is over! 1.3596 0.04212 203 143 47 13
1127 A discouraging word may have been seldom on the range, but here in the city we use them as frequently as possible. 1.3594 0.04283 217 157 42 18
1128 How did it make you feel that your mama didn't want to let you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3594 0.04130 217 154 48 15
1129 I can help---but it takes a long time and the chord has to want to change. 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
1130 I'd feel more comfortable if you put your chaps back on. 1.3593 0.04143 231 167 45 19
1131 When did you last see your darling Clementine? 1.3592 0.03936 206 141 56 9
1132 Do the deer and the antelope cause less, the same, or more anxiety compared to last week? 1.3591 0.03829 220 151 59 10
1133 Singing On Top Of Old Smokey and Down In The Valley does not make you a Bipolar Cowboy. 1.3591 0.04478 220 164 33 23
1134 I’m prescribing C major. 1.3590 0.04193 234 171 42 21
1135 You've made progress on your wife leaving you, but still haven't come to terms with the death of your dog. 1.3590 0.04059 234 168 48 18
1136 After you lost your wife, horse, and dog, then what happened? 1.3590 0.03730 234 161 62 11
1137 And what is it about the tumbling tumbleweeds that gives you this sense of freedom? 1.3589 0.04072 209 146 51 12
1138 Perhaps you put the banjo on your knee to subconsciously drive Susanna away. 1.3587 0.04294 223 163 40 20
1139 And did the poor lonesome cowboy have a mother? 1.3587 0.04294 223 163 40 20
1140 Do you think your problem is that you're playing a right-handed guitar with your left hand? 1.3587 0.04247 223 162 42 19
1141 Tell me in three chords about your childhood. 1.3587 0.03952 223 156 54 13
1142 So who do you think done whom wrong? 1.3585 0.04142 212 150 48 14
1143 Tell me again about your wife leaving you, but this time, try it in G major. 1.3584 0.04015 226 160 51 15
1144 Your dog drank the whisky AND left you? Well, that is pretty harsh. 1.3584 0.04112 226 162 47 17
1145 I know you're lonesome, but that's what got you the record deal. 1.3584 0.03916 226 158 55 13
1146 I’m sorry but we will have to wrap this up. My high noon is here. 1.3582 0.04179 201 141 48 12
1147 But at home, you seldom heard a discouraging word? 1.3582 0.04467 201 146 38 17
1148 So you were 'home, home and deranged...And seldom was heard an encouraging word'? 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
1149 If you stick to instrumentals we're not going to make any progress. 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
1150 you have the lonesome cowboy blues 1.3581 0.04409 215 158 37 20
1151 So, your wife left you, your best friend stole your horse, the neighbor shot your dog. And you have two more verses? I'll clear my calendar. 1.3581 0.04207 215 154 45 16
1152 And was this the first time you recall feeling out of tune? 1.3581 0.03881 229 160 56 13
1153 When the antelope play and leave you out ... how does that make you feel? 1.3579 0.04404 190 135 42 13
1154 You seem sad and lonely. Have you considered switching to banjo? 1.3578 0.04216 218 157 44 17
1155 Of coarse you're depressed..most left handed guitar players are 1.3578 0.04315 218 159 40 19
1156 Maybe it would be best for you to forget the Alamo 1.3578 0.03943 232 164 53 15
1157 So your truck broke and your girlfriend ran off. Get over it. 1.3575 0.04539 193 140 37 16
1158 How long have you had this fear of losing your wife, your dog and your pickup truck? 1.3575 0.04153 207 146 48 13
1159 That's "on the range," not "I'm deranged." Look it up. 1.3575 0.04209 207 147 46 14
1160 Maybe if you played in a major key you'd be less depressed?... 1.3575 0.04224 221 160 43 18
1161 Am I to understand that your trauma began when the deer and the antelope refused to play? 1.3575 0.04175 221 159 45 17
1162 Let’s assume she had wnted you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3575 0.04076 221 157 49 15
1163 Life's no rodeo, Doc. 1.3575 0.03973 221 155 53 13
1164 Now, did things begin to go south with your wife, before or after your dog died? 1.3574 0.03814 235 164 58 13
1165 So Western Medicine hasn’t been working for you? 1.3571 0.04009 238 171 49 18
1166 Why did you change your tune when you started singing about your mother? 1.3571 0.04325 224 165 38 21
1167 And when did the range stop feeling like home? 1.3571 0.04221 210 150 45 15
1168 Sir, we spoke about this once before. Hank Williams and lithium are a toxic combination. I’m switching you back to bourbon. 1.3571 0.04278 224 164 40 20
1169 But how seldom was heard an encouraging word? 1.3571 0.04139 238 174 43 21
1170 I see, and what were the deer and the antelope doing while they played? 1.3571 0.04275 210 151 43 16
1171 Try it once more from the top - this time with feeling. 1.3571 0.04087 224 160 48 16
1172 Those discouraging words, however seldom, might well have contributed to your issues... 1.3568 0.04049 227 162 49 16
1173 Ok, you don't have to start at the beginning this time, but take me back to that second bridge. 1.3568 0.03951 227 160 53 14
1174 Don't fret about it. 1.3568 0.03906 213 147 56 10
1175 Shall we discuss the drinkin', the cheatin' or your Momma? 1.3568 0.04232 213 153 44 16
1176 And when did this lonesome feeling first come over you ? 1.3568 0.04126 213 151 48 14
1177 And how often do you see these rings of fire? 1.3565 0.04086 216 153 49 14
1178 You’ll seldom hear discouraging words here either 1.3564 0.04392 202 146 40 16
1179 It certainly looks like a case of the blues. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1180 ...looks like we’re out of time. Might I suggest you tune up before our next session. 1.3562 0.04200 219 158 44 17
1181 What do you think it is about bond trading that leaves you feeling this way? 1.3562 0.04150 219 157 46 16
1182 So you became neurotically conflicted when she took her love to town? 1.3561 0.04062 205 143 51 11
1183 Can you tell me why you think "seldom" is a discouraging word? 1.3559 0.04351 222 164 37 21
1184 So.., your guitar ain't got strings and your gun doesn't shoot. And your life stinks And so do your boots?". "I don't think you need a psychiatrist, I think you need an agent" 1.3559 0.04060 222 158 49 15
1185 Let’s start with when you ‘accidentally’ voted forTrump. 1.3558 0.04408 208 152 38 18
1186 Maybe you'd be happier if you didn't play shitty music like that. 1.3558 0.04512 208 154 34 20
1187 Slowly, in 3/4 time, tell me about your mother. 1.3558 0.04137 208 147 48 13
1188 Didn't your Mama warn you about growing up to be a cowboy? 1.3558 0.04408 208 152 38 18
1189 Just because you're a cowboy doesn't mean you have to be lonesome. 1.3556 0.03923 225 158 54 13
1190 So your Mother didn't want her baby to grow up and be a cowboy. 1.3555 0.04041 211 148 51 12
1191 And how did it make you feel when the lil doggies did not get along? 1.3553 0.04352 197 141 42 14
1192 I’d like you to imagine a world with deodorant. 1.3553 0.04584 197 145 34 18
1193 How old was Sue when he told you he wanted a gender reassignment? 1.3553 0.03986 228 162 51 15
1194 Now some discouraging words. The skies are sometimes cloudy all day. 1.3553 0.04034 228 163 49 16
1195 How does it make you feel that other mommas don't let their babies grow up to be cowboys 1.3551 0.04267 214 155 42 17
1196 Your home on the range sounds nice, but let's focus on that part about discouraging words and cloudy skies. 1.3550 0.03997 231 165 50 16
1197 You've got the "mental health isn't adequately covered by your insurance provider" blues. 1.3550 0.04136 231 168 44 19
1198 Have you ever told your low-down pa and good-for-nothin' ma how you really feel? 1.3548 0.03965 217 152 53 12
1199 Yes, your lyrics are original but many of my clients sing the same tune. 1.3548 0.04018 217 153 51 13
1200 As long as you recognize it's a temporary coping mechanism, give yourself license to use discouraging words more than seldom. 1.3547 0.04374 203 147 40 16
1201 As I said last week, you've got to know when to hold'em, know when to walk away... 1.3545 0.04184 220 159 44 17
1202 What seems to be the treble? 1.3544 0.03926 237 169 52 16
1203 You say your wife and your dog left you on the same day your truck broke down? 1.3544 0.04274 206 148 43 15
1204 And how does that make y'all feel? 1.3543 0.04095 223 160 47 16
1205 We're out of 3/4 time. Let's pick this up next week. 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
1206 I'm less interested in the deer and the antelope than I am in your mother. 1.3543 0.04240 223 163 41 19
1207 And, in this fantasy, when do the cows finally come home? 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
1208 When you come back next week I want to hear a sad song with a happy ending. 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
1209 So, in your grief, you turned to Clementine’s little sister. Do you think that was appropriate? 1.3541 0.04391 209 153 38 18
1210 How long have you felt your Mama didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3541 0.03949 209 145 54 10
1211 You don't have to rhyme. Just tell me how you feel. 1.3541 0.04064 209 147 50 12
1212 It's nothing to fret over...you just have to learn to cut the chord. 1.3540 0.04152 226 164 44 18
1213 And how did you feel about your mother not wanting you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3540 0.04008 226 161 50 15
1214 I can´t help but wonder, Vern, whether *you´re* the little dogie. 1.3538 0.04440 195 141 39 15
1215 Why do you think the deer and the antelope wouldn't play? 1.3538 0.04320 195 139 43 13
1216 That's all the time we have, next week we'll work in C major. 1.3538 0.03725 260 185 58 17
1217 In our next session, I'd like to focus more on the grinnin', and less on the pickin'. 1.3538 0.04080 212 150 49 13
1218 Well, like we've said before, Tex, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3538 0.04241 212 153 43 16
1219 It started with a boy, named Sue! 1.3537 0.04114 229 166 45 18
1220 So when we left off you were down in Laredo and one of your colleagues was dying in the street. Thoughts? Feelings? 1.3537 0.04206 229 168 41 20
1221 That's not what I meant by "sliding scale." 1.3535 0.04199 215 155 44 16
1222 Maybe just choose one - country OR western? 1.3532 0.04055 218 155 49 14
1223 I hear booze, horses, dogs, guns, cops, injuns, girlfriends in your song, but your parents, no? 1.3532 0.04405 218 162 35 21
1224 No, I don’t know anything that rhymes with ‘personality disorder’ 1.3532 0.04055 218 155 49 14
1225 Maybe city life isn't for everybody. 1.3532 0.03854 235 166 55 14
1226 Talk a little more about your spurs, that jingle jangle jingle. 1.3532 0.03759 235 164 59 12
1227 And the skies are not cloudy all day? 1.3529 0.04300 204 147 42 15
1228 I don't get it. You told me you seldom heard a discouraging word. 1.3529 0.03861 221 154 56 11
1229 Tell me again about your mother, your dog, and your truck... in E minor this time. 1.3529 0.03914 221 155 54 12
1230 On a scale of one to ten, how 'downright lonesome ' are you feeling today? 1.3529 0.04129 204 144 48 12
1231 Your super-ego may be saying "no," but your id is clearly screaming YEE HAW. 1.3527 0.03980 224 159 51 14
1232 You can choose not to be lonesome. 1.3527 0.04030 224 160 49 15
1233 Pardner, instead of a ballad, how 'bout you rustle me up a payment? 1.3527 0.04365 207 151 39 17
1234 And when did you first experience this uncontrollable urge to play Bach? 1.3527 0.04726 207 158 25 24
1235 OK. You’ve suffered an unfaithful wife, too much cheap whiskey, and an old pick-up truck that never runs. How does that make you feel . . . in the key of G, please. 1.3524 0.04090 227 164 46 17
1236 So your doggies won’t get along? 1.3524 0.04476 210 156 34 20
1237 I think it's time to start singing a different tune. 1.3524 0.04214 210 151 44 15
1238 This is what I'm hearing, Sam: "You didn't tell your honey, and you didn't tell your kid. You saddled up your ego and you rode into your id, ohhh you rode into your id." Is that about right? 1.3523 0.04409 193 139 40 14
1239 Let’s move on from the truck and get back to the dog. 1.3523 0.04348 193 138 42 13
1240 To make any further progress, you'll have to change your tune. 1.3521 0.04064 213 151 49 13
1241 What do you mean, this office is too small for the two of us? 1.3521 0.04118 213 152 47 14
1242 And how long have you and Lucille been having these problems? 1.3521 0.04118 213 152 47 14
1243 So, I now know all about how your dog died, that your truck broke down and that your woman left you! Can you now sing a little about you? 1.3521 0.04118 213 152 47 14
1244 I liked it better when you had the blues. 1.3520 0.04538 196 144 35 17
1245 There’s a reason they call you Billy the Id. 1.3519 0.03728 233 162 60 11
1246 Your fifteen minutes of fame ended thirty five minutes ago. 1.3519 0.04384 216 160 36 20
1247 Wait…your DOG stole your truck? 1.3519 0.04234 216 157 42 17
1248 On the couch again, I just can't wait to get on the couch again. 1.3518 0.04374 199 144 40 15
1249 You know Doc, sometimes a ge-tar is just a ge-tar. 1.3518 0.04431 199 145 38 16
1250 Just the verse about Momma again, please. 1.3516 0.04193 219 159 43 17
1251 And this is why your mama shouldn't have let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3516 0.03988 219 155 51 13
1252 One should not need to feel guilty for picturing a deer and an antelope playing together. 1.3515 0.04153 202 143 47 12
1253 One more time, with feelings. 1.3514 0.04604 185 135 35 15
1254 I would say your diagnosis is OCD: Old Cowboy Disorder. 1.3512 0.04283 205 148 42 15
1255 I'm sorry, but 'Ramblin' Man' is not a psychiatric diagnosis. 1.3511 0.04065 225 162 47 16
1256 Let's talk about your avoidance of discouraging words 1.3511 0.03966 225 160 51 14
1257 Urban cowboy" is not an official disorder. Yet 1.3510 0.03956 208 145 53 10
1258 Can you describe your problem in two verses or less? 1.3509 0.03930 228 162 52 14
1259 Sometimes a cattle drive is just a cattle drive. 1.3509 0.03979 228 163 50 15
1260 So when did your heart become achy breaky? 1.3508 0.04248 191 135 45 11
1261 When we left off last week, you were about to tell me how you're coping without Clementine. 1.3507 0.04088 211 150 48 13
1262 If you’re singing about major depression, it’s easier to take in a minor key. 1.3507 0.04143 211 151 46 14
1263 And when did you first realize you were becoming a cliche? 1.3507 0.04143 211 151 46 14
1264 Well, maybe those little dogies would git along if you were more assertive. 1.3505 0.03994 214 151 51 12
1265 Start again from the top. 1.3505 0.04260 214 156 41 17
1266 I know it's not what you want to hear, Earl, but if you're going to play in Texas, you need to have a fiddle in the band. 1.3505 0.04049 214 152 49 13
1267 How lonesome is the prairie? 1.3504 0.04001 234 169 48 17
1268 I think the 'Mothers, don't let your sons' line may have significance." 1.3503 0.04283 197 141 43 13
1269 Sure I’m on the range, but am I ever really home? 1.3502 0.04167 217 157 44 16
1270 You seem a bit high strung today. 1.3502 0.03902 217 152 54 11
1271 Be patient. It takes a while to get over the death of a pickup truck. 1.3500 0.04076 220 158 47 15
1272 The good news is that you don't have pianist envy. 1.3500 0.04413 200 146 38 16
1273 Yes, I see. Tell me more about the deer and the antelope. 1.3500 0.04297 200 144 42 14
1274 You appear to be out of tune with your feelings. 1.3500 0.04179 200 142 46 12
1275 How did you feel when you found out that Old McDonald didn’t really have a farm? 1.3500 0.04179 200 142 46 12
1276 Yes I can help but nobody will buy songs about a wife coming back, the dog living and the train not hitting. 1.3500 0.04025 220 157 49 14
1277 In your home you heard more than a few discouraging words? 1.3500 0.03920 220 155 53 12
1278 I understand you don't want to be fenced in. How do you feel about walls? 1.3500 0.03795 240 170 56 14
1279 No, you'd be surprised, I see a great number of accountants who see themselves as "Singing Cowboys." 1.3500 0.03758 220 152 59 9
1280 Why is it so important to you that the little dogies get along? 1.3498 0.03882 263 193 48 22
1281 Sounds like you had a happy home on the range. 1.3498 0.04038 223 160 48 15
1282 If you are going to tell me your problems in a song, I am going to finish the bottle of vodka on the shelf behind me 1.3495 0.04429 206 152 36 18
1283 Just to watch him die may only have been a secondary motivation. Let's try to dig a bit deeper 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
1284 What I hear in that song are a need to conform to masculine norms and strong symptoms of depression. 1.3493 0.04330 209 153 39 17
1285 Just TELL me how you feel! 1.3493 0.04222 209 151 43 15
1286 I'm going to prescribe a course of singing lessons. 1.3492 0.04469 189 137 38 14
1287 Now tell me everything! No strings attached. 1.3491 0.04114 232 170 43 19
1288 Could you please elaborate on what you mean by 'seldom is heard a discouraging word'. 1.3491 0.04127 212 152 46 14
1289 Can you play 'Feelings'? 1.3491 0.04233 212 154 42 16
1290 Your spurs are ruining my couch! 1.3491 0.04072 212 151 48 13
1291 So, you walked out in the streets of Laredo. Then what happened? 1.3491 0.03961 212 149 52 11
1292 Well...it's catchy. However, I caution that "This Wall is Your Wall" presents an inherent, existential, Woody Guthrie meme conflict, exacerbated by heightened copyright infringement exposure. 1.3489 0.04208 235 175 38 22
1293 How does your mother feel about you growing up to be a cowboy? 1.3489 0.03847 235 167 54 14
1294 Why do YOU think the buffalo are roaming? 1.3488 0.04139 215 155 45 15
1295 I am OK with your guitar speaking for you, but tell it to respond to my questions. 1.3488 0.03979 215 152 51 12
1296 I think you’d do better reflecting on the Streets of Libido 1.3486 0.04151 218 158 44 16
1297 And when was it that you first felt fenced in, Butch? 1.3486 0.03664 218 149 62 7
1298 Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? 1.3485 0.03917 241 174 50 17
1299 Well, first, my mama told me not to grow up to be a cowboy... 1.3485 0.04004 241 176 46 19
1300 After months of analysis, I've reached my diagnosis. You have 'The Blues." 1.3485 0.04556 198 147 33 18
1301 I’d appreciate it if you could express your feelings without accompaniment. 1.3485 0.04081 198 139 49 10
1302 It’s time to stop blaming your mother. You chose to be a cowboy. 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
1303 I think you have to accept that she won't make her home on the range. 1.3484 0.04061 221 159 47 15
1304 Have you considered WHY your Dad looked relieved when he smashed your first guitar? 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
1305 Don't quit your day job, if you have one. 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
1306 And how does being born a ramblin' man make you feel? 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
1307 So tell me, when did you first meet Clementine? 1.3483 0.04221 201 144 44 13
1308 And what else did she tell your achy breaky heart? 1.3482 0.04023 224 161 48 15
1309 What did your Mama want you to grow up to be? 1.3482 0.03807 247 177 54 16
1310 If you knew how to play it, we might get somewhere 1.3480 0.04292 204 148 41 15
1311 Vat does "know vhen to fold them" mean? 1.3480 0.04083 227 165 45 17
1312 Its position suggests a phallic symbol, but its shape suggests something feminine. 1.3480 0.03937 227 162 51 14
1313 I studied at the “I’m OK, you’re OK” corral so this is not my first rodeo. 1.3478 0.04303 207 151 40 16
1314 Did you feel out of tune as a child? 1.3478 0.03950 230 165 50 15
1315 Have you tried more cowbell? 1.3476 0.04259 210 153 41 16
1316 You should practice more before you come next time 1.3476 0.04259 210 153 41 16
1317 So...your mother didn't want her baby to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3474 0.04056 213 152 48 13
1318 It is quite normal to be lonely in the saddle after your horse dies. 1.3474 0.04217 213 155 42 16
1319 Tell me of this 'first rodeo.' 1.3474 0.04320 213 157 38 18
1320 So why do you think your mamma let her baby grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3473 0.04112 239 177 41 21
1321 Can you play 'Crazy'? 1.3473 0.03892 239 172 51 16
1322 How about I take notes while you play them? 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
1323 Although seldom, how do you feel when you hear a discouraging word? 1.3472 0.04175 216 157 43 16
1324 So, your truck broke down, your wife left you, and your dog died... 1.3470 0.04333 219 163 36 20
1325 So you say you now have exes OUTSIDE of Texas? 1.3470 0.04235 219 161 40 18
1326 No, this ain't my first rodeo. 1.3470 0.04284 219 162 38 19
1327 Upon asking about subject's childhood, seldom is heard a discouraging word. 1.3470 0.04032 219 157 48 14
1328 So they gave you a home where the buffalo roam, and that wasn't enough? 1.3469 0.04292 196 141 42 13
1329 You're just stringing me along, aren't you? 1.3468 0.03995 222 159 49 14
1330 Maybe you should rehearse BEFORE our weekly sessions. 1.3468 0.04096 222 161 45 16
1331 And how did it make you feel when you lost your job, your wife left you and your dog ran away? 1.3467 0.04057 225 163 46 16
1332 Before you launch into another refrain, let me remind you that I bill by the hour. 1.3467 0.03958 225 161 50 14
1333 Git along little doggie. Your time is up. 1.3466 0.03969 251 185 45 21
1334 How 'bout 'Mamas Don't Let Their Babies Grow Up To Be Whiners? 1.3465 0.04376 202 148 38 16
1335 I'm tired of doing this....I'll give you $500 for the guitar and hat! 1.3465 0.04085 202 143 48 11
1336 You are not an "old cowhand from the Rio Grande." You are a wannabe with delusions of grandeur & a drinking problem. 1.3465 0.04431 228 174 29 25
1337 How does it feel when the little dogie doesn't get along? 1.3465 0.04115 228 167 43 18
1338 And what do you think? Is freedom just another name for nothin' left to lose? 1.3463 0.04385 205 151 37 17
1339 You can skip the refrains. 1.3463 0.03924 205 143 53 9
1340 The problem isn't with your love-life; it's your nasally voice and poor intonation. 1.3463 0.04439 205 152 35 18
1341 Yes, I know you paid your dues, but our time is still up! 1.3463 0.04030 231 168 46 17
1342 How long have you been lonesome? 1.3462 0.03948 234 169 49 16
1343 And how do those discouraging words make you feel? 1.3462 0.03806 234 166 55 13
1344 So what I’m hearing is that you don’t feel at Home on the Range. 1.3462 0.03888 208 145 54 9
1345 You have C.D.D cattle deficit disorder. I'm going to write you a prescription for steeroids. 1.3460 0.03773 237 168 56 13
1346 This week you can sing about anything but your dog, your pickup truck and your horse. 1.3460 0.03958 237 172 48 17
1347 Relax. You're too high strung. 1.3460 0.04295 211 155 39 17
1348 Do you know "How Can I Miss You When You Won't Go Away? 1.3460 0.04189 211 153 43 15
1349 OK. So your wife left you; the dog died; and your truck broke down. How does that make you feel? 1.3458 0.04252 214 157 40 17
1350 This might not be your first rodeo, Mr. Cassidy, but for $150 an hour, I suggest we get down to business. 1.3458 0.03986 214 152 50 12
1351 Yes, those are your words, but let's talk about the underlying tones. 1.3455 0.04106 191 134 48 9
1352 If you play 'feelings' one more time I'm gonna end this session. 1.3455 0.04788 191 145 26 20
1353 I can't really tell you why your guitar is high-strung. 1.3455 0.03899 246 179 49 18
1354 Sorry, "Lonesome Cowboy" is not a Jungian Archetype. 1.3454 0.04194 194 138 45 11
1355 What happened after you left her for Jolene? 1.3454 0.04065 194 136 49 9
1356 Sing some more about your little dogie. 1.3453 0.04030 223 161 47 15
1357 Just to clarify...are you singing about your horse or you partner? 1.3453 0.04226 223 165 39 19
1358 So when did your dogies stop getting along? 1.3453 0.03929 223 159 51 13
1359 Yes, yes, I get that you're lonesome, let's move on. 1.3451 0.04138 226 166 42 18
1360 In your case, your mother was right. No shoes on the couch, please. 1.3451 0.04090 226 165 44 17
1361 Have you tried just singing happier songs to see how that feels? 1.3451 0.04042 226 164 46 16
1362 And how did it make you feel when the little dogies wouldn’t git along? 1.3451 0.03944 226 162 50 14
1363 So you never actually felt at home on the range?" - Tory Hoen, Brooklyn, N 1.3451 0.03842 255 186 50 19
1364 and the sky’s are not cloudy all day... Interesting... 1.3450 0.04170 200 143 45 12
1365 Did you lose your musical talent before or after you lost your dog, your horse, and your wife? 1.3450 0.04053 229 167 45 17
1366 So you left Cheyanne and were off to Montan, after which you said good-bye to someone you called 'Old Paint'. Tell me, did your mother wear a lot of makeup? 1.3450 0.04053 229 167 45 17
1367 You see, the deer and the antelope don't get along and a discouraging word is heard more often then you think 1.3448 0.03874 232 166 52 14
1368 You here for your weekly tune up? 1.3447 0.04421 206 153 35 18
1369 As Freud said "Know when to hold em." 1.3445 0.03944 238 173 48 17
1370 Play me that one about your mother again. 1.3445 0.03853 238 171 52 15
1371 So long have you been feeling so lonesome you could cry? 1.3445 0.04047 209 149 48 12
1372 Let's strum back a few bars to your wild, lawless years. 1.3444 0.04338 180 128 42 10
1373 No, singing the blues is not the same as venting your feelings. 1.3443 0.04118 212 153 45 14
1374 Yes, buffalo, deer and antelope...but how do YOU feel when the sky IS cloudy all day? 1.3442 0.04184 215 157 42 16
1375 It's your fifty minutes. Discouraging words are okay in here, and yes, the skies really can be cloudy all day. 1.3442 0.04131 215 156 44 15
1376 So, who exactly fenced you in ? 1.3442 0.04184 215 157 42 16
1377 It's a perfectly natural thing to fear, but we all have to eventually come to the end of the trail. 1.3442 0.04025 215 154 48 13
1378 Next week,we'll pick it up from the bridge. 1.3442 0.04131 215 156 44 15
1379 No, I don't think hearing a couple of verses of 'All My Ex's Live in Texas' would be helpful. 1.3440 0.04092 218 158 45 15
1380 I'm just messing with you Doc. I didn't really shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die. 1.3440 0.04040 218 157 47 14
1381 I gather from this that you have a phobia of being fenced in. 1.3440 0.03825 218 153 55 10
1382 You don't need to respond to each question with a song. 1.3439 0.03950 221 158 50 13
1383 Tell me more about this discouraging word. 1.3438 0.04065 224 163 45 16
1384 That's quite a collection of discouraging words. I guess you've been saving them a while. 1.3438 0.04162 224 165 41 18
1385 You talk a lot about being wanted, but what about feeling wanted? 1.3438 0.04015 224 162 47 15
1386 There are no “discouraging words.” 1.3438 0.04065 224 163 45 16
1387 What makes you think the cow doesn't love you back? 1.3438 0.04210 224 166 39 19
1388 So, your momma let you grew up to be a cowboy? 1.3436 0.03829 227 161 54 12
1389 Even Freud said, "Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar." 1.3436 0.03879 227 162 52 13
1390 More Woody. Less Merle. 1.3436 0.03829 227 161 54 12
1391 And, in my dream, she's driving six BLACK horses 'round the mountain.... 1.3436 0.03829 227 161 54 12
1392 I’ve heard enough. 1.3436 0.03829 227 161 54 12
1393 So you blame your Momma for not making you be a doctor or lawyer and such. 1.3435 0.03942 230 166 49 15
1394 Sometimes a song is just a song. 1.3435 0.04084 230 169 43 18
1395 Jimmy Crack corn and I don’t care?” You really have to start showing interest in others if you want to make progress 1.3435 0.03990 230 167 47 16
1396 So she never wanted you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3435 0.04176 230 171 39 20
1397 Tell me more about these discouraging words you have been hearing. 1.3433 0.03954 233 169 48 16
1398 Why do you think you killed that man in Reno? 1.3433 0.03812 233 166 54 13
1399 You’ll change your tune when the Democrats take back the Senate. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
1400 Sometimes a C chord is just a C chord. 1.3433 0.04385 201 148 37 16
1401 ... and when did you first realize your li'l doggee just couldn't git along? 1.3433 0.04092 201 143 47 11
1402 Let's work on changing your tune. 1.3433 0.04152 201 144 45 12
1403 If I played your stuff, I'd see me too. 1.3431 0.04395 204 151 36 17
1404 Your horse died, your dog ran away, your girl left you for another feller... no wonder you’re depressed. 1.3431 0.04339 204 150 38 16
1405 Are the lyrics: “She slept with my brother Ward, so I hit her with my Ford,” literal or metaphorical? 1.3431 0.04227 204 148 42 14
1406 How long have you been an investment banker? 1.3431 0.04169 204 147 44 13
1407 Your life would improve if you knew more than 3 chords. 1.3431 0.04052 204 145 48 11
1408 So, your gal, she done left you. And your dog died. 1.3431 0.04062 239 177 42 20
1409 Yes, Senator Cruz, Texans still think of you as a foreigner. 1.3431 0.03975 239 175 46 18
1410 Get your mind out of the guitar. 1.3430 0.04184 207 150 43 14
1411 Have you considered that your lonesomeness may be a result of your inaccurately curated social media persona? 1.3430 0.04070 207 148 47 12
1412 There was blood on the saddle? I'll refer you to a proctologist instead. 1.3430 0.04508 207 156 31 20
1413 Anything else you remember about the first verse? 1.3429 0.04251 210 154 40 16
1414 Have you tried bottling up your emotions instead? 1.3429 0.04460 210 158 32 20
1415 I keep hearing the same old tune from you. 1.3429 0.04087 210 151 46 13
1416 I don't think I can help you. This IS my first rodeo. 1.3427 0.04048 213 153 47 13
1417 And why were you, a boy, named Sue? 1.3426 0.03788 216 151 56 9
1418 Do you realize that song is full of discouraging words? 1.3426 0.04115 216 157 44 15
1419 And your horse left you when? 1.3426 0.04063 216 156 46 14
1420 Okay. You lost your dog, your truck and your woman. How does that make you feel? 1.3426 0.04063 216 156 46 14
1421 Your truck, your dog and your woman all in one day? Hmmm....I’ve heard worse. 1.3426 0.04063 216 156 46 14
1422 Why so certain that the misfortune of the little dogies is none of your own? 1.3425 0.04024 219 158 47 14
1423 About how long has it been since you felt at home on the range? 1.3423 0.03935 222 159 50 13
1424 These chronic lonesome feelings are quite common for people in your profession. 1.3423 0.03722 222 155 58 9
1425 I’m so lonesome I could cry too...but I’m not singing about i 1.3423 0.03935 222 159 50 13
1426 On the outside people see cowboy but on the inside I have always felt like an indian. 1.3422 0.03900 225 161 51 13
1427 It is perfectly normal. In college many boys experiment with reggae riffs. 1.3422 0.03900 225 161 51 13
1428 And then all I heard were discouraging words 1.3422 0.04241 225 168 37 20
1429 These feelings are not uncommon, but there are plenty of women who would be satisfied with just an 8-gallon hat. 1.3421 0.03964 228 165 48 15
1430 So, after your wife ran off with your no-account brother, how long was it till the dump truck ran over your dog? 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
1431 Let’s see. Your dog died, your wife left you and your pickup was stolen. That about it? 1.3419 0.04078 234 173 42 19
1432 What happened to the tuxedo and cello? 1.3418 0.04221 196 141 43 12
1433 Let's see, your Daddy left you at age 3 and named you Sue. So what brings you here? 1.3418 0.04520 196 146 33 17
1434 So you wandered the desert on a horse with no name and still can't come up with a name. 1.3417 0.04414 199 147 36 16
1435 So, this man in Reno that you shot? Tell me more about him. 1.3417 0.04414 199 147 36 16
1436 ...so give me a home where the ‘bison’ roam? I think I see the problem. 1.3417 0.03734 240 171 56 13
1437 Let’s discuss how your day went and a 1 and a 2... 1.3416 0.04194 202 146 43 13
1438 Okay, so tell me more about this hitch in your giddy-up? 1.3416 0.04367 202 149 37 16
1439 Shall I assume that "Git along Little Doggie" is cowboy code for " I don't want to talk about my mother?" 1.3416 0.04587 202 153 29 20
1440 You may have lost your dog, your horse and your woman, but you still have to pay me. 1.3416 0.04054 243 181 41 21
1441 And do you think the little doggies resented your telling them to git along? 1.3416 0.03703 243 173 57 13
1442 So you keep hearing a discouraging word and the skies are cloudy all day. 1.3415 0.04537 205 155 30 20
1443 Have you tried playing right-handed? 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
1444 And how long would you say you've had these lovesick, lonesome blues? 1.3415 0.04266 205 150 40 15
1445 When did you realize the "cold,cold heart" might be yours? 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
1446 Are you sure there weren't more complex motivations than "Just to watch him die"? 1.3415 0.04209 205 149 42 14
1447 Let’s focus on the 10-gallon half-full. 1.3414 0.03508 249 174 65 10
1448 I'm a bit concerned that you're still feeling so lonesome you could cry. 1.3413 0.03996 208 148 49 11
1449 So your mama didn't want you to grow up and be a cowboy. How does that make you feel? 1.3413 0.04111 208 150 45 13
1450 If that's the way you want it, I'll start singing the questions." 1.3413 0.04054 208 149 47 12
1451 Looks like our time is up for today. Now, git along, li'l doggie. 1.3413 0.03938 208 147 51 10
1452 Do you believe your father intended his words to be discouraging? 1.3412 0.03958 211 150 50 11
1453 Let's revisit that second verse. 1.3412 0.03843 211 148 54 9
1454 Recognizing you've got the blues is the first step toward overcoming them. 1.3412 0.04180 211 154 42 15
1455 Just three chords and the truth, please. 1.3412 0.03836 255 187 49 19
1456 When you speak of your truck, do you mean your mother? 1.3411 0.04032 214 154 47 13
1457 But WHY do you think you're a lonesome cowboy? 1.3410 0.03994 217 156 48 13
1458 Without lyrics, my diagnosis may be a bit speculative. 1.3410 0.04099 217 158 44 15
1459 Let's start where we left off last week. You were at home on the range and you heard a discouraging word. How did the make you feel about yourself? 1.3410 0.04099 217 158 44 15
1460 I sense a resentment towards your Mother, for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3410 0.03830 217 153 54 10
1461 Sometimes a hat is just a hat. 1.3409 0.04009 220 159 47 14
1462 You've got pluck. 1.3409 0.04009 220 159 47 14
1463 I'll make note of that. 1.3408 0.03763 223 157 56 10
1464 Our sessions would be more effective if you used your words. 1.3407 0.03834 226 161 53 12
1465 One yodel, and we're through. 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
1466 Yes, but what do you suppose the root of this achy-ness and/or breaky-ness is? 1.3406 0.03997 229 167 46 16
1467 If I hear you, you're so lonesome you could cry 1.3405 0.04008 232 170 45 17
1468 My wife's still with me, my dogs alive and I haven't crashed my truck in years. 1.3403 0.03846 238 172 51 15
1469 So, in your dream, as you walked out in the streets of Laredo, you spied a young cowpoke. Tell me, did he look like your mother? 1.3403 0.04070 238 177 41 20
1470 Let me see if I got the refrain right... “It can happen to you, if you’re Jung at heart”. 1.3403 0.03937 238 174 47 17
1471 I'm referring you to a musicologist. 1.3402 0.04247 194 140 42 12
1472 Tell me more about the streets of Laredo. 1.3401 0.04014 197 139 49 9
1473 So tell me when you first noticed your girlfriend left you, took your dog, and stole your truck. 1.3401 0.04325 197 144 39 14
1474 So, when you are lonesome, and could cry, how else do you feel? 1.3401 0.04443 197 146 35 16
1475 My advice to you is: Hit the road Jack and don't you come back! 1.3401 0.03963 247 183 44 20
1476 Okay, but now go back a few bars. 1.3400 0.04099 200 143 46 11
1477 It's seldom I hear a discouraging word in your lyrics. What's wrong? 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
1478 And how long have you been seeing these ghost riders in the sky? 1.3398 0.03618 256 183 59 14
1479 Your heart is broken, you drink whiskey, and you drive a pickup truck - is there anything else I should know? 1.3397 0.04260 209 154 39 16
1480 You seem a little flat. I'm writing you a quarter rest and crescendo until next time. 1.3397 0.04205 209 153 41 15
1481 You say you grew up when seldom was heard a discouraging word. 1.3397 0.04313 209 155 37 17
1482 So, your wife left you, the bank repossessed your truck, and then your dog died. How did that make you feel?" 1.3397 0.04260 209 154 39 16
1483 Singing the same sad song isn't progress. 1.3397 0.04260 209 154 39 16
1484 I'm sorry sir, but the "honky tonk blues" are not in the DSM. 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
1485 Go back to when you were a young cowhand, before you got to the Rio Grande. 1.3396 0.03828 212 149 54 9
1486 It seems we've both struck a chord. 1.3396 0.03999 212 152 48 12
1487 And WHY were you drunk the day your mom got out of prison? 1.3396 0.04164 212 155 42 15
1488 Let's just go with that - sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3395 0.04123 215 157 43 15
1489 OK. Tell me about your dogie. 1.3394 0.03979 218 157 48 13
1490 And the fact that the guitar is shaped like your mother...? 1.3394 0.04135 218 160 42 16
1491 Our time is up little dogie. 1.3394 0.04095 221 162 43 16
1492 Let’s talk about your achy-breaky heart 1.3394 0.03942 221 159 49 13
1493 And how does that transition from major to minor really make you feel? 1.3393 0.04007 224 163 46 15
1494 Look, it's your hour, but if I were you, I'd skip the chorus and just share your feelings with me about this Clementine of yours. 1.3393 0.04154 224 166 40 18
1495 So, you say that "the range" is the only place where you feel at home. 1.3392 0.03871 227 163 51 13
1496 Why do you think the deer and the antelope play? 1.3392 0.03971 227 165 47 15
1497 If you want me to help you heal, you’ll have to stop picking at that. 1.3391 0.03994 233 171 45 17
1498 A lonesome whistle blowin'... And what was your second memory? 1.3390 0.03625 236 166 60 10
1499 Let me get this straight, your wife left you, your dog ran away, and your truck was repossessed? You're ready to be a country star. 1.3389 0.03832 239 173 51 15
1500 Why are you obsessed with the deer and antelope playing? 1.3388 0.03800 242 175 52 15
1501 Not just bipolar, more like yippee high, yippee low. 1.3388 0.03856 245 179 49 17
1502 So you say they're building a wall "where the buffalo roam?" 1.3385 0.04700 192 146 27 19
1503 So, when did you start feeling this compulsion to play jazz? 1.3382 0.04274 204 150 39 15
1504 Do you feel that all trails are lonesome? 1.3382 0.03944 207 147 50 10
1505 Let's see. . . your dog, pick-up truck and mother. Let's focus on your mother. 1.3382 0.03944 207 147 50 10
1506 Cry me a river. 1.3381 0.04401 210 158 33 19
1507 And how did losing your momma, your dog and your pickup truck make you feel? 1.3381 0.04078 210 152 45 13
1508 Maybe if you hadn't gotten a fucking worthless music degree you would be able to support your wife and kids and she wouldn't have left you. Did you ever think about that? 1.3381 0.04401 210 158 33 19
1509 And you say your girlfriend prefers the strings unattached? 1.3381 0.04022 210 151 47 12
1510 So when did you discover you were a Jewish cowboy? 1.3380 0.04093 213 155 44 14
1511 When, exactly, did you stop feeling at home, home on the range? 1.3380 0.03871 213 151 52 10
1512 Beautiful lyrics, but now I'm depressed. 1.3380 0.04200 213 157 40 16
1513 ...and that is string theory. 1.3380 0.04159 216 159 41 16
1514 What makes you say that your Mamma shouldn't have let you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3379 0.03746 219 154 56 9
1515 Would it help if the home had cats instead of buffalo? 1.3379 0.03856 219 156 52 11
1516 We had been talking about your dog, your truck, and your wife. 1.3379 0.04068 219 160 44 15
1517 What led your wife to accuse you of having a mid-life crisis? 1.3379 0.04119 219 161 42 16
1518 How did it make you feel when those dogies wouldn't git along? 1.3378 0.03927 222 160 49 13
1519 Yes, if it helps, sing it. 1.3378 0.03714 222 156 57 9
1520 Of course you're neurotic. You play country and western. 1.3378 0.03875 222 159 51 12
1521 So do you know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em? 1.3378 0.03927 222 160 49 13
1522 Do you think you may be trying to tell yourself something with your rendition, "Home, Home On Derange"? 1.3378 0.04280 225 170 34 21
1523 So, do you think you should hold ‘em or fold ‘em? 1.3378 0.03788 225 160 54 11
1524 Take a sad song and make it better. 1.3377 0.04004 228 167 45 16
1525 So, your Mama wanted a doctor, or lawyer, or such? 1.3377 0.04004 228 167 45 16
1526 Pardon me. You said your girlfriend has not cheated on you and you don't drink to excess? 1.3377 0.03807 228 163 53 12
1527 So you feel anger that mama done let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3377 0.04243 231 175 34 22
1528 You know if you didn't have to rhyme I might find out more. 1.3368 0.04366 190 139 38 13
1529 Where do you feel most at home? 1.3366 0.04301 202 149 38 15
1530 So encouraging words are seldom heard? 1.3366 0.04126 202 146 44 12
1531 I’ll thank you not to spit tobacco juice on my Persian rug every time I mention your mother. 1.3366 0.04414 202 151 34 17
1532 If we can’t move past your old sad song, I’m afraid this will be our last session. 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
1533 So your mamma didn’t want you to grow up and become a cowboy? 1.3365 0.04045 208 150 46 12
1534 So you blame your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3365 0.04268 208 154 38 16
1535 I’d prefer your co-pay in cash, not Cash. 1.3365 0.04225 211 156 39 16
1536 Slim, not every sad story fits into a country song. 1.3365 0.04117 211 154 43 14
1537 Alright. Let's take you off all Country. I am prescribing 3 hours of Dixieland Jazz daily. We may add some Bubblegum Pop if that doesn't help. 1.3365 0.04172 211 155 41 15
1538 Full disclosure—I’d have grown up to be a cowboy if my mama had let me. 1.3365 0.04006 211 152 47 12
1539 And how did loosing your girl, your truck, and your dog make you feel? 1.3364 0.04438 214 163 30 21
1540 So you say the deer and the antelope aren't playing anymore? 1.3364 0.04183 214 158 40 16
1541 ... and when was it that you first started to feel lonesome? 1.3364 0.04038 217 158 45 14
1542 You know, it's never too late to give up and work in finance. 1.3364 0.04091 217 159 43 15
1543 You say you can't remember the Alamo? 1.3364 0.04294 217 163 35 19
1544 So, in the dream, you are playing guitar. What instruments do the deer and antelope play? 1.3364 0.04244 217 162 37 18
1545 So your woman left you, you lost your job, your dog died and you got drunk last night. How does that make you feel? 1.3364 0.04001 220 160 46 14
1546 I think you need to join a two-step group. 1.3364 0.04001 220 160 46 14
1547 'It's not quite what I had in mind when I said you should spend some time in the country.' 1.3363 0.03860 223 160 51 12
1548 Well, I have come to the conclusion that mommas really should not let their babies grow up to be cowboys. 1.3363 0.04114 223 165 41 17
1549 Why the blues, if the skies are not cloudy all day? 1.3363 0.03669 226 159 58 9
1550 Perhaps the deer and the antelope are the one's with the issues. 1.3363 0.03928 226 164 48 14
1551 You say you've been through the desert on a horse with no name, yet you now refer to it as "Mother." What do you think that means? 1.3362 0.03941 229 167 47 15
1552 So this just started out of the blues? 1.3362 0.03843 229 165 51 13
1553 And after the cattle drive... you felt empty. 1.3362 0.03941 229 167 47 15
1554 And how is your relationship with your... er...horse? 1.3362 0.03941 229 167 47 15
1555 Well, if you say: 'seldom is heard a discouraging word and the sky is not cloudy all day,' what's the problem? 1.3362 0.03919 235 172 47 16
1556 You can’t be “Back in the Saddle Again” until you conquer your fear of horses. 1.3362 0.04010 235 174 43 18
1557 Let's try to break from the 'what in tarnation' and concentrate on the 'who in tarnation'. 1.3361 0.03697 238 170 56 12
1558 It’s a new type of therapy where you play the guitar for 50 minutes and I charge you $200. 1.3352 0.04070 182 128 47 7
1559 You've got to stop blaming your mamma for letting you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3351 0.04263 188 136 41 11
1560 In my professional opinion, I don’t believe minor chords are a healthy coping mechanism. 1.3350 0.03872 197 138 52 7
1561 When I ask how something feels, I'd like you to use words. 1.3350 0.04027 200 143 47 10
1562 Beto, get a shave and run for President, it'll take your mind off yourself. 1.3350 0.04009 206 148 47 11
1563 Why do YOU think your mama didn't let you become a doctor, or lawyer, and such? 1.3350 0.04126 206 150 43 13
1564 I think it's fairly obvious why mom liked me best. 1.3349 0.04196 209 154 40 15
1565 Now tell me exactly how it struck a chord with you. 1.3349 0.03913 209 149 50 10
1566 Now, sing that one about your mother again. 1.3349 0.04046 212 154 45 13
1567 Wait, I'm still on the first verse... 1.3349 0.03990 212 153 47 12
1568 Yes, I understand you're a lone cowhand from the Rio Grande. Unfortunately, you also have 'mommy' issues. 1.3349 0.04023 218 159 45 14
1569 What brings you in today if indeed, seldom is heard a discouraging word? 1.3348 0.04087 221 163 42 16
1570 I am following you, just not in that key. 1.3348 0.04037 221 162 44 15
1571 I know you're so lonesome you could cry, but you have to remember you have friends, even if they are in low places. 1.3348 0.03999 224 164 45 15
1572 Did you say you went to Yale or to Jail? 1.3348 0.03687 224 158 57 9
1573 Sure, mosey can be a doorway to the subconscious. 1.3348 0.04060 227 168 42 17
1574 Tell me more about your relationship with the little dogie. 1.3348 0.03913 227 165 48 14
1575 Perhaps if you describe feeling “de-ranged”... 1.3348 0.03796 233 168 52 13
1576 Your mother was right. You can't play worth a damn. 1.3348 0.03796 233 168 52 13
1577 You say your horse left you? 1.3347 0.03764 236 170 53 13
1578 Where ‘seldom’ is heard a discouraging word”? That’s rich, coming from you 1.3347 0.04085 236 177 39 20
1579 Seldom is heard a discouraging word? Gimme a break. Everyday is cloudy in here and I'm sick of it. 1.3347 0.03996 236 175 43 18
1580 I'd like you to answer that same question again, this time in D Major. 1.3347 0.03858 236 172 49 15
1581 Country lyrics describe your troubles, but they don't solve them. 1.3347 0.03764 236 170 53 13
1582 What were your feelings towards Susanna when you had a banjo on your knee? 1.3347 0.03871 239 175 48 16
1583 Well, for openers, Hendrix and McCartney WERE left-handed. 1.3347 0.03916 239 176 46 17
1584 So, it's so lonely in the saddle since your horse died? 1.3347 0.03960 239 177 44 18
1585 Tell me more about your pick-up truck, your ole dog, and the gal that left you. 1.3347 0.03969 242 180 43 19
1586 I’ve noticed your use of minor chords when singing about your mother. 1.3333 0.03997 228 168 44 16
1587 So you came from Alabama with guitar on your knee... 1.3333 0.03885 201 142 51 8
1588 When you say your mule is stubborn, have you considered his point of view? 1.3333 0.04109 207 151 43 13
1589 How did you feel when she told you not to grow up and be a cowboy? 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
1590 I would like to revisit that last bar during our next session 1.3333 0.03937 216 156 48 12
1591 And sometimes a guitar is not just a guitar. 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
1592 And you say you've never been west of Park Avenue? 1.3333 0.04072 201 145 45 11
1593 lets start over. and a one two three four 1.3333 0.04133 201 146 43 12
1594 So your mama died, your girl left you, and you ended up on a train. Anything else bothering you? 1.3333 0.04202 216 161 38 17
1595 Excellent progress! Seldom is better than frequent. 1.3333 0.03899 228 166 48 14
1596 I'm sorry to inform you, but 'them cowtrail blues' isn't listed in the 'Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.' 1.3333 0.04052 207 150 45 12
1597 I see... and to you does the word “Range” signify land or a cooktop? 1.3333 0.04253 216 162 36 18
1598 We need to set some boundaries. I’m your doctor, not your partner. 1.3333 0.03893 195 137 51 7
1599 I agree the curves are great, but face it, Hal, it's a GUITAR! 1.3333 0.04146 231 174 37 20
1600 And how do you feel when the little doggies don't get along? 1.3333 0.04069 210 153 44 13
1601 I think you are doing remarkably well considering you lost your dog, your truck broke down and your girlfriend left you. 1.3333 0.03984 225 165 45 15
1602 I prescribed pickin' and grinnin', Mr. Farber. Clinically speaking, what you're doing is strummin' and bummin'. 1.3333 0.03899 228 166 48 14
1603 When did you first realise your heart felt so achey breaky? 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
1604 Even live, you sound like a broken record 1.3333 0.04084 213 156 43 14
1605 Do you think your feelings were brought about by the discouraging words or from the skies being cloudy all day? 1.3333 0.04342 195 144 37 14
1606 I think we've both heard this tune before. 1.3333 0.03879 246 182 46 18
1607 So, let me get this straight. You say ya woman done left ya and done took off with ya truck, dog, best friend and done left ya with this 'ere geetar. 1.3333 0.04253 216 162 36 18
1608 We’ll have to pick up next week on why your baby ain’t comin’ back. 1.3333 0.03847 219 157 51 11
1609 So discouraging words were more than seldom heard. Continue. 1.3333 0.04179 210 155 40 15
1610 It's New York City, Hank- I think you have delusions of pasture. 1.3333 0.04069 210 153 44 13
1611 How would you feel about making more effective use of your 45 minutes by skipping the refrain? 1.3333 0.03897 210 150 50 10
1612 Have you tried drinking the pain away? 1.3333 0.04424 201 151 33 17
1613 Have you considered that it is you who must git along, not the doggies? 1.3333 0.03993 207 149 47 11
1614 So in this dream, you just can’t keep them dogies rollin, no matter what? 1.3333 0.04252 201 148 39 14
1615 Why don’t you start with “Nobody Knows the Troubles I’ve Seen.” 1.3333 0.03919 222 161 48 13
1616 I think we can get at least three more albums out of this session 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
1617 So....your wife left you, your dog died, and then your truck broke down. But has anything unusual happened lately? 1.3333 0.03849 228 165 50 13
1618 Sorry, cash only - I can't host these sessions for a song. 1.3333 0.04342 195 144 37 14
1619 Don't blame your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy 1.3319 0.03877 238 175 47 16
1620 So let's start with your home on the range. 1.3319 0.03592 238 169 59 10
1621 And how long have you been hearing the lonesome sound of the whipporwill? 1.3319 0.03769 235 170 52 13
1622 Yes, but sometimes a ten-gallon hat is just a ten-gallon hat. 1.3319 0.03817 235 171 50 14
1623 And do you think your "no strings attached" approach is working? 1.3319 0.03864 235 172 48 15
1624 I think we can get to the bottom of most of that but—if we do—what will you have left to sing about? 1.3319 0.03817 235 171 50 14
1625 I'm happy to discuss your darling Clementine, but we really should finish with your Mother first. 1.3319 0.03869 226 164 49 13
1626 Going mad, going country... the DSM doesn't really make a distinction. 1.3319 0.04018 226 167 43 16
1627 How do the words "no talent" make you feel? 1.3318 0.04006 223 164 44 15
1628 A little Cole Porter might be the answer. 1.3318 0.03992 220 161 45 14
1629 I need to hear a few more verses before I’ll know if it’s Lonesome Cowboy Lovesick Blues or clinical depression 1.3318 0.03940 220 160 47 13
1630 Tell me about your achy-breaky heart 1.3318 0.03833 220 158 51 11
1631 Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar.... 1.3318 0.03922 217 157 48 12
1632 Why do you resent your mother for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3318 0.04134 217 161 40 16
1633 If you sing "Darling Clementine" again, I'll have you committed. 1.3318 0.04286 217 164 34 19
1634 This week I'd like to circle back to your repressed memories of Dinah in the kitchen. 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
1635 We’ll come back to the deer and the antelope, but first tell me more about the sort of ‘discouraging word’ you’re not hearing. 1.3318 0.04014 214 156 45 13
1636 So, other than your momma, whiskey, trains, and prison, tell me something about yourself. 1.3318 0.04014 214 156 45 13
1637 Im flattered that you have written a song about me, but I am still going to charge you for this session and I would appreciate you taking your boots off my couch. 1.3318 0.04122 214 158 41 15
1638 I’d say if you keep breaking her G-string, it’s time to consider HER feelings. 1.3318 0.03959 214 155 47 12
1639 So tell me, what was it like growing up in a home on the range? 1.3318 0.04227 214 160 37 17
1640 So, going down the road feelin' bad. Then what? 1.3318 0.04068 214 157 43 14
1641 You can sing to your heart´s desire, but you are still paying for the session. 1.3318 0.04108 211 155 42 14
1642 When it gets down to it, the question you need to ask yourself is, “Zeke, does being home on the range still spark joy?” 1.3317 0.03918 208 149 49 10
1643 I’d like to explore your social relationships. Let’s begin with your friends in low places. 1.3317 0.04259 208 155 37 16
1644 Play Misty for me. 1.3317 0.04075 205 149 44 12
1645 So how does it make you feel that Mamma did let her baby grow up to be a cowboy, not a doctor or lawyer or such? 1.3317 0.04247 205 152 38 15
1646 ...and so she let you grow up to be one? 1.3317 0.03956 205 147 48 10
1647 ...and how long have you had this fear of rodeo clowns? 1.3317 0.04055 202 146 45 11
1648 I really wish you would remove your spurs before hitting the couch 1.3317 0.03869 202 143 51 8
1649 Is it just the name of the song or did your mother actually not want you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3317 0.04096 199 144 44 11
1650 Try singing 'Thank God I'm a Country Boy' instead of 'Oh lonesome Me.' 1.3317 0.04034 199 143 46 10
1651 So, I’ve got you lost your job, your wife left you and then your dog died? Anything else you’d like to share? 1.3316 0.04384 196 146 35 15
1652 Where seldom is heard a discouraging word, you say? I think we're making progress... 1.3316 0.04074 196 141 45 10
1653 So, you say you've been having performance issues?" 1.3316 0.04201 196 143 41 12
1654 So far we’ve covered break-ups, trucks and the flag. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
1655 So the deer and the antelope actually played together? 1.3305 0.03817 239 175 49 15
1656 It represents a penis. 1.3305 0.04033 236 177 40 19
1657 Do you have any lyrics that rhyme with "Oedipal" 1.3305 0.03978 233 173 43 17
1658 Strum the verse about your toilet training again. 1.3304 0.03919 230 169 46 15
1659 And how did this lonesome tumbleweed feel inside? 1.3304 0.03870 230 168 48 14
1660 Now try playing a song without the word lonesome in it 1.3304 0.03804 227 164 51 12
1661 Sorry to interrupt, but your spurs are ripping through the leather of my chaise lounge 1.3304 0.03855 227 165 49 13
1662 When she dumps you, the music will come. 1.3304 0.03889 224 163 48 13
1663 Why do you think you want the little dogies to git along? 1.3304 0.03991 224 165 44 15
1664 Let's hear the refrain about your mother again. 1.3303 0.04129 221 165 39 17
1665 Dan, let's try and understand them, not just rope, throw, and brand them. 1.3303 0.04079 221 164 41 16
1666 Hold on, Amos. So the coyote and can of beans aren’t metaphors? 1.3303 0.04014 218 160 44 14
1667 your dog died, your girlfriend left you, and what was that about your pickup truck? 1.3303 0.04014 218 160 44 14
1668 Would you say, seldom is heard an encouraging word? 1.3303 0.03961 218 159 46 13
1669 Classic case of the blues. 1.3302 0.04210 215 161 37 17
1670 Try singing about alcohol, bad bosses or break-ups instead of how little musical talent you have. 1.3302 0.03944 215 156 47 12
1671 I’ve got nerves that jingle jangle jingle. 1.3302 0.04052 215 158 43 14
1672 So, the trail is long, women are "no good", and you're drunk. What else? 1.3302 0.03998 215 157 45 13
1673 Well, perhaps open mic night isn’t the same kind of safe space. 1.3302 0.04052 215 158 43 14
1674 '" Mr. Smith,about your issues,I said you had to fess up not dress up." 1.3302 0.03981 212 154 46 12
1675 Sometimes, a guitar is just a guitar. How often are you strumming? 1.3302 0.04092 212 156 42 14
1676 Every week, it's the same old song with you. 1.3302 0.04092 212 156 42 14
1677 How did the discouraging word make you feel? 1.3302 0.03924 212 153 48 11
1678 I assure you there are some very fine musicians who never played Carnegie Hall. 1.3301 0.03783 209 148 53 8
1679 I can’t lower your dosage until you stop writing ballads in E Minor. 1.3301 0.04242 209 156 37 16
1680 And when did you first start believing that the skies are not cloudy or gray? 1.3301 0.04000 206 149 46 11
1681 Where the buffaloes groan? Maybe you should rethink that... 1.3301 0.04230 206 153 38 15
1682 Okay, from the top: 'My childhood was hell, my dog ate the cat, my house wouldn't sell, and I'm gettin' fat.' 1.3300 0.04441 203 154 31 18
1683 Actually, that sounds more like the blues 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
1684 You may be from the OK chorale, but — you’re actually just so-so. 1.3300 0.04273 203 151 37 15
1685 Yes, you are definitely a little high strung. 1.3300 0.04216 203 150 39 14
1686 ...you have to accept that you're just a lonesome cowpoke and move on. 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
1687 But do you REALLY remember the Red River Valley? 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
1688 How long have you felt like a rapper trapped inside a country singer's body? 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
1689 You know what that tune means... Our time is up. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
1690 The deer and antelope are benign fantasy but this obsession about 'discouraging words' seems passive aggressive towards our work. 1.3299 0.04351 194 144 36 14
1691 Before we begin, can you play "Girl from Ipanema?" 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
1692 So you you’re saying is that your momma didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3298 0.04207 191 139 41 11
1693 Yes, I HAVE heard that one before! 1.3293 0.03577 249 179 58 12
1694 So what your saying is that although it was indeed the west Texas town of El Paso but you actually fell in love with a mexican boy? 1.3292 0.03894 240 178 45 17
1695 Git along lil' dogie. We're almost out of time. 1.3291 0.03837 237 174 48 15
1696 Perhaps a cardiologist could help you with your "achy breaky heart." 1.3291 0.03929 237 176 44 17
1697 And so tell me more about these buffaloes roaming in your home 1.3291 0.03883 237 175 46 16
1698 I don't appreciate people with dirt on their boots [submitted by Noah, age 8] 1.3291 0.03870 234 172 47 15
1699 You simply have to accept that people are not going to give you a home on a range. 1.3291 0.03917 234 173 45 16
1700 How long have you had these Desperado feelings? 1.3291 0.03870 234 172 47 15
1701 It sounds like you're feeling lonesome... 1.3290 0.03904 231 170 46 15
1702 Before we go further into the sordid details of your life, tell me, where did you get those beautiful boots? 1.3290 0.03952 231 171 44 16
1703 Your strumming your pain with your fingers,Tex,and it's killing you softly. 1.3289 0.03686 228 163 55 10
1704 Tell me more about your truck. 1.3289 0.04084 228 171 39 18
1705 What I'm hearing is that your dogies won't git. 1.3289 0.04037 228 170 41 17
1706 We could cover more of your issues if you skip the second chorus. 1.3289 0.03823 225 163 50 12
1707 Let’s put aside your girl, truck, and dog... 1.3289 0.03823 225 163 50 12
1708 You want a second opinion huh, well you're ugly too. 1.3289 0.03823 225 163 50 12
1709 Call me judgemental, call me old-fashioned, but I still believe that a gentleman, when indoors, removes his hat. 1.3288 0.03998 219 161 44 14
1710 Just as I suspected: country-line personality disorder. 1.3288 0.04102 219 163 40 16
1711 Willie, sure you're lonely, blue, cryin', and in love, but you aren't crazy. 1.3288 0.03783 219 157 52 10
1712 More like “Home on the Deranged” in my opinion. 1.3287 0.04193 216 162 37 17
1713 I’ll tell you why the cowboy wanted a dachshund. He wanted to get a long little doggie. 1.3287 0.04244 216 163 35 18
1714 How you feel about your mama letting you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3287 0.03983 216 158 45 13
1715 It is not the guitar's fault you sound terrible. 1.3286 0.03852 213 153 50 10
1716 But in our previous session you told me that you wanted a life with no strings attached. 1.3286 0.04075 213 157 42 14
1717 I sense you're in a rut. Every week I hear the same old song. 1.3286 0.04021 213 156 44 13
1718 Your song has the cheatin' wife,heartbreak,beer,boots,honkytonk,truck,and tractor. But nothing about a dog. Tell me about the dog. 1.3286 0.04021 213 156 44 13
1719 So, your wife left and your dog died, but what happened to your horse? 1.3286 0.04075 213 157 42 14
1720 It’s alright, I often have people coming in here singing the blues. 1.3286 0.03946 210 152 47 11
1721 Working "for a song" is just an expression. 1.3286 0.04115 210 155 41 14
1722 Speaking of desire, tell me more about your hat. 1.3286 0.04115 210 155 41 14
1723 Most patients just tell me their problems. 1.3286 0.04059 210 154 43 13
1724 So tell me, how did you get the name 'Billy the Id' ? 1.3286 0.04278 210 158 35 17
1725 Why are you so fixated on the G-string 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
1726 Okay, but this time, let me sing the harmony. 1.3285 0.04156 207 153 40 14
1727 I'm afraid I can't help, nothing rhymes with orange. 1.3285 0.03803 207 147 52 8
1728 Tell you what: you play Willie Nelson and I'll play Doctor. 1.3284 0.04198 204 151 39 14
1729 I'm afraid we're out of time. It was 4/4, correct? 1.3284 0.04123 201 147 42 12
1730 And why do you think your little dogies won’t git along? 1.3283 0.03976 198 142 47 9
1731 Have you ever thought that you actually want to be lonesome? 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
1732 And what are your feelings toward this "little doggie" person you keep referring to? 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
1733 Let's begin with the premise that you don't have to suffer to sing the blues. 1.3281 0.04056 192 138 45 9
1734 And so we shall try to discover why,indeed,your guitar gently weeps. 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
1735 If we are to get anywhere you have to stop singing the same old tune. 1.3280 0.04428 189 141 34 14
1736 Do you want me to take the country out of the boy, or the boy out of the country? 1.3280 0.04478 186 139 33 14
1737 Ok, your mama got out of prison, you went to pick her up in the rain, before you got to the station in your pick up truck, she was run over by a train. Uh huh. Sounds familiar. Keep going... 1.3278 0.03698 241 175 53 13
1738 I'm hearing: B,A,G,G,A,G,E# 1.3277 0.03995 235 176 41 18
1739 In my professional opinion, no, you are not crazy for feeling so lonely. 1.3275 0.03876 229 168 47 14
1740 Try to remember. You must have sometimes heard a discouraging word from your mother. 1.3275 0.03974 229 170 43 16
1741 Try it again with a little less feeling 1.3274 0.03911 226 166 46 14
1742 I understand how you feel about picking on her, but you shouldn’t fret about it. 1.3274 0.03860 226 165 48 13
1743 Perhaps you could express yourself more fully with castanets. 1.3274 0.03809 226 164 50 12
1744 So, why do you want to play me a song you wrote about a cowboy who kills his psychiatrist? 1.3274 0.03682 223 159 55 9
1745 You sound a little flat. 1.3273 0.03931 220 161 46 13
1746 It sounds like you’re just picking on yourself. 1.3273 0.04086 220 164 40 16
1747 So? What makes you think you're high strung? 1.3273 0.04086 220 164 40 16
1748 It's a form of PTSD. We used to call it Saddle Fatigue. 1.3273 0.03983 220 162 44 14
1749 So you’re telling me that sometimes a guitar is just a guitar... 1.3272 0.03858 217 157 49 11
1750 Sounds like you’re angry your mama let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3271 0.04005 214 157 44 13
1751 How long has it been since you lost your home on the range? 1.3271 0.04059 214 158 42 14
1752 I don't think your relationship with your horse is the problem. 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
1753 If you try reversing your behavior, you may get your truck, your dog, and your wife back." 1.3270 0.03930 211 153 47 11
1754 We'll explore the deer and antelope in time. I'm afraid our attention is more urgently required by the buffalo. 1.3270 0.04043 211 155 43 13
1755 I can be your psychiatrist or I can be your muse, but I can't be both. 1.3270 0.03987 211 154 45 12
1756 So, I'm taking it this ain't your 1st rodeo? 1.3270 0.03813 211 151 51 9
1757 Tell me more about the verse where your horse married your girlfriend. 1.3270 0.04043 211 155 43 13
1758 So there you are on the range. What happens next? 1.3269 0.03967 208 151 46 11
1759 I don't see many left-handed guitar players in here. 1.3269 0.04083 208 153 42 13
1760 So you're telling me that you've lost your edge because of your faithful wife, your well-adjusted children, your intolerance for booze, and your luxury condo over the Hollywood Hills ? 1.3269 0.04139 208 154 40 14
1761 So, your home is...not on the range? 1.3268 0.04006 205 149 45 11
1762 So, you had 100 bottles of beer on the wall. Now, you have 3. How does that make you feel?" 1.3268 0.04181 205 152 39 14
1763 Tell me again what kind of blues you got. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
1764 You may hear a few discouraging words, but it's still fairly seldom. 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
1765 You say it began with a Mexican girl in El Paso? 1.3267 0.04165 202 149 40 13
1766 Lucille lives with me now, Slim. Coming here and singing that song every week just isn’t productive. 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
1767 At least tune the damn thing 1.3267 0.04106 202 148 42 12
1768 Tell me how that made you feel. In the key of G. 1.3267 0.04165 202 149 40 13
1769 So, now when you're back home on the range you hear a discouraging word? 1.3266 0.04147 199 146 41 12
1770 I hope the noises in your head sound better then what I'm hearing 1.3266 0.04208 199 147 39 13
1771 Well, Tex, I would surmise that you're missing a few strings. 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
1772 In the wake of what’s happened with your dog, and now your wife - it’s clear you’re dealing with some serious abandonment issues. 1.3266 0.03581 248 179 57 12
1773 And how did it make you feel when you first heard that discouraging word? 1.3263 0.03889 236 175 45 16
1774 It’s a great song, but it won’t bring back your horse. 1.3262 0.04052 187 134 45 8
1775 You say “Seldom was heard ...” Exactly how often? 1.3262 0.04108 233 177 36 20
1776 Please describe the events on the day you became so happy you could no longer write a country song. 1.3261 0.03911 230 170 45 15
1777 When did you first experience these lonesome feelings? 1.3261 0.03711 230 166 53 11
1778 Now sing to me again why your Momma didn’t want her son to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3261 0.03911 230 170 45 15
1779 And why do you think you're so lonesome? 1.3261 0.03812 230 168 49 13
1780 If you’re free of depression you’ll never sing country again... 1.3260 0.03846 227 166 48 13
1781 Pardner, it's time to move from 'music therapy' to 'talk therapy." 1.3259 0.04032 224 167 41 16
1782 Let’s begin with that one you wrote about your mother. 1.3259 0.03776 224 162 51 11
1783 That's pretty dark. Have you tried it in a major key? 1.3259 0.03982 224 166 43 15
1784 So not having a home where the buffalo roam ... how does that make you feel? 1.3258 0.03916 221 162 46 13
1785 You seem conflicted between Country and the Blues 1.3258 0.03863 221 161 48 12
1786 I'd say you really opened up well about momma, trains, drinking, brothels, work, the gov't, and the women that did ya wrong for a first session. Let's do this again next week 1.3258 0.04019 221 164 42 15
1787 I really see no need to fret so much. 1.3258 0.03863 221 161 48 12
1788 I think your issues stem from this Mexican maiden in the West Texas town of El Paso. 1.3258 0.03809 221 160 50 11
1789 Your fretting strikes a major chord with me. 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
1790 So, to recap: jail, your mother, a dog, a pickup truck, rain, and dammed ol' train. Did I get that right? 1.3256 0.04149 215 161 38 16
1791 And why don't you feel home on the range? 1.3256 0.04043 215 159 42 14
1792 Can you play that verse about your mother again? 1.3256 0.03989 215 158 44 13
1793 No! I don’t want to hear “Guantanamera” again. 1.3256 0.04303 215 164 32 19
1794 So you resent your Mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy... 1.3256 0.03989 215 158 44 13
1795 How do we help you become a CowMAN? 1.3255 0.04027 212 156 43 13
1796 Just sing what comes into your mind. 1.3255 0.03914 212 154 47 11
1797 OK, your woman done left you and your dog done died. But how does that make you feel? 1.3254 0.04178 209 156 38 15
1798 So tell me, why don't 'you' feel at home on the range? 1.3254 0.03951 209 152 46 11
1799 So, darlin' Clementine was lost. How does that make you feel? 1.3254 0.03951 209 152 46 11
1800 Is that when the bullying over your falsetto began? 1.3254 0.04286 209 158 34 17
1801 How long have you been feeling lonesome and blue? 1.3253 0.03789 249 185 47 17
1802 I'll forego a decade's worth of psychological exploration and analysis, and cut to the point. That's a left-handed guitar. 1.3252 0.04220 206 154 37 15
1803 I can't help people compose the blues; I help people get over the blues. 1.3252 0.04106 206 152 41 13
1804 Are you trying to tell me you can't pay my bill because the antidepressants are making you too happy to write country songs? 1.3252 0.03989 206 150 45 11
1805 Now that you've sung about your horse, sing about your relationship with your mother. 1.3252 0.03930 206 149 47 10
1806 Western Psychiatry 1.3252 0.04106 206 152 41 13
1807 Have you considered the possibility that your problem does NOT rhyme with "Old Cow Hand" or "Rio Grande"? 1.3252 0.03688 246 180 52 14
1808 Just accept that you’re not on the range anymore, you will hear many a discouraging word here. it’s not personal 1.3251 0.04088 203 149 42 12
1809 Hmm, so your baby done left you for someone better, din' say goodbye or leave a letter. How does that make you feel? 1.3250 0.04366 200 151 33 16
1810 The cause of all your problems is that your mama let her babies grow up to be cowboys. 1.3250 0.04068 200 146 43 11
1811 How long have you identified as a violinist? 1.3250 0.03887 240 179 44 17
1812 Well, how would you feel about adding a fourth chord? 1.3250 0.04068 200 146 43 11
1813 Tell me about your cowboyhood. 1.3249 0.03782 237 174 49 14
1814 I'm guessing you want to walk this lonesome valley again this week. 1.3249 0.04046 197 143 44 10
1815 You say her name is Lucille? 1.3247 0.04152 194 142 41 11
1816 Have you ever considered finding a home where the buffalo don't roam? 1.3247 0.04402 194 146 33 15
1817 Sorry Roy but you are on the gene autreyism spectrum 1.3247 0.04216 194 143 39 12
1818 I can't give you the blues... it just wouldn't be ethical 1.3247 0.04087 194 141 43 10
1819 Tell me more about "boy?" After all these years, why not "cowman?" 1.3247 0.04085 231 175 37 19
1820 She’s not coming back, Roy. Now, sing something about your mother. 1.3246 0.04076 228 172 38 18
1821 It sounds like you've got a right to sing the blues. 1.3246 0.03832 228 167 48 13
1822 Pick, pick, pick! Sounds like that's all you do! 1.3244 0.04017 225 168 41 16
1823 Tell me more about this dogie. 1.3244 0.04114 225 170 37 18
1824 How would you describe your relationship with your horse? 1.3243 0.03741 222 160 52 10
1825 What makes you think others still see you as a kid, Bill? 1.3243 0.03848 222 162 48 12
1826 Why do you think the buffalo roam? 1.3242 0.04042 219 163 41 15
1827 And when your ex-wife left with your truck and your dog, how did that make you feel? 1.3242 0.03989 219 162 43 14
1828 I see. So you woke up this morning and shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. 1.3242 0.04042 219 163 41 15
1829 Tex, let's try to get beyond "What would Waylon and Willie do?" 1.3242 0.03829 219 159 49 11
1830 I guess we’re both keeping time today 1.3241 0.04133 216 162 38 16
1831 So your wife left you, your dog ran away, and your pickup trucked died? How were things bedore that? 1.3241 0.04133 216 162 38 16
1832 So, when you say “Get along little dogie,” do you mean “Please move out, Mother? 1.3239 0.04011 213 157 43 13
1833 What I’m hearing you say is, ‘She done me wrong.’ I think it’s time to discuss ‘enabling.’ 1.3239 0.04066 213 158 41 14
1834 Are you lonesome, cowboy? Or is that just a metaphor? 1.3238 0.04050 210 155 42 13
1835 In your case, you can blame your mother. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
1836 Your G-string is a little tight. 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
1837 For most of my patients the 'id' comes out best in E flat. 1.3238 0.03877 210 152 48 10
1838 Now the next verse...what happened after your wife cheated on you? 1.3238 0.03993 210 154 44 12
1839 So Sam, how was Yosemite? 1.3238 0.04215 210 158 36 16
1840 In theses dreams where you're walking out in the streets of Laredo -- what exactly do you see? 1.3237 0.04089 207 153 41 13
1841 OK, now play it like you did in the dream. 1.3237 0.03853 207 149 49 9
1842 Let's further explore your relationship with that horse you keep singing about. 1.3235 0.03624 238 172 55 11
1843 Why do you think your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3235 0.03907 238 178 43 17
1844 You're repeating yourself. 1.3235 0.03996 238 180 39 19
1845 How does all your exes living in Texas make you feel? 1.3234 0.03703 235 171 52 12
1846 You blame your mamma, ja? For letting her baby grow up to be cowboy?” 1.3233 0.03882 232 172 45 15
1847 I'm not sure an 'achy breaky heart' appears anywhere in the American Psychiatric Journal. 1.3232 0.04394 198 150 32 16
1848 I think it's possible that the town IS big enough for the two of you. 1.3229 0.04044 192 139 44 9
1849 We’re not discussing your mother. Can YOU forgive you for growing up to be a cowboy? 1.3229 0.04111 192 140 42 10
1850 It sounds to me like the same old song. 1.3229 0.03937 223 165 44 14
1851 I thought that's where you seldom heard a discouraging word. 1.3229 0.03988 223 166 42 15
1852 You’re even depressing me with those minor chords. 1.3229 0.03886 223 164 46 13
1853 Change ‘lonesome’ to ‘gregarious.’ How does that make you feel? 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
1854 No, we don't validate for "horse parking." 1.3228 0.04016 189 136 45 8
1855 When did you realize you were trying to play it left-handed? 1.3227 0.03921 220 162 45 13
1856 Wait -- your dog cheated on you. So why blame your woman? 1.3227 0.04026 220 164 41 15
1857 Your horse was right, you should let him do the vocals. 1.3227 0.04077 220 165 39 16
1858 Hold on. Your wife, your girl, and your baby are all the same person? 1.3227 0.04178 220 167 35 18
1859 Was it really the deer or antelope’s fault? 1.3226 0.04064 217 162 40 15
1860 I charge extra for providing lyrics. 1.3226 0.03958 217 160 44 13
1861 Your early stuff is very important, but do you know any Pink Freud? 1.3226 0.04011 217 161 42 14
1862 It's going to be tough to top our last hit. 1.3226 0.04168 217 164 36 17
1863 And how long have you had this feeling you were a stereotype? 1.3226 0.04011 217 161 42 14
1864 Sing me the one about you and your Father. 1.3226 0.03958 217 160 44 13
1865 Having the blues is one thing; singing about them is just annoying. 1.3226 0.04116 217 163 38 16
1866 I get it. Your dog has fleas. Let's move on. 1.3226 0.04011 217 161 42 14
1867 So you say your Mama Tried. 1.3226 0.03793 217 157 50 10
1868 Did you have a history of depression before you met this redhead from Laredo? 1.3226 0.03903 217 159 46 12
1869 "Tell me about your home, home on the range." 1.3224 0.03995 214 158 43 13
1870 So, this Billy The Kid, he's a coworker of yours? 1.3224 0.04050 214 159 41 14
1871 Did you ever just try playing "Happy Days are Here Again"? 1.3224 0.04050 214 159 41 14
1872 So this "range" you keep singing about... tell me why it feels like home to you. 1.3224 0.03827 214 155 49 10
1873 I charge $300 a verse. 1.3224 0.04050 214 159 41 14
1874 Did you ever write a version where the dog stays? 1.3224 0.03940 214 157 45 12
1875 Slow up, Jake. Did you say your dog took your pick-up to New Mexico to see your ex-wife? 1.3223 0.04089 211 157 40 14
1876 Doc, I'll tell ya I'm so lonesome I could cry 1.3223 0.04033 211 156 42 13
1877 Would it take you out of your comfort zone if you played a fourth chord 1.3223 0.04144 211 158 38 15
1878 You lost your woman. You lost your farm. Tell me about losing your dog. 1.3221 0.04129 208 155 39 14
1879 And how did your mother feel about her baby growing up to be a cowboy? 1.3221 0.04129 208 155 39 14
1880 So your troubles began AFTER your truck broke down, your dog died, and your wife left you? 1.3221 0.04295 208 158 33 17
1881 So, how does it make you feel, that your mom let you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3221 0.04129 208 155 39 14
1882 Let take this from the top. 1.3221 0.04129 208 155 39 14
1883 Let's go back to the part when you transitioned to A minor, how did it make you feel? 1.3221 0.04129 208 155 39 14
1884 Play me something about your mother. 1.3220 0.04055 205 151 42 12
1885 Are all of your songs about your mother? 1.3220 0.04171 205 153 38 14
1886 Well, one thing I'd consider, is that your living in Boston 1.3220 0.04113 205 152 40 13
1887 So you really wanted to play the violin? 1.3220 0.04339 205 156 32 17
1888 You're overthinking the reason people call you Lefty. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
1889 What do you think “odl lay hee” means? 1.3217 0.03902 230 171 44 15
1890 Why are you so high strung? 1.3216 0.04375 199 151 32 16
1891 Just remember, it is their misfortune and none of your own. 1.3216 0.03887 227 168 45 14
1892 Interesting that you named your guitar after your mother. 1.3216 0.03786 227 166 49 12
1893 I didn't ask 'why' your wife took your dog and your truck. I asked how it made you feel. 1.3216 0.03837 227 167 47 13
1894 It must be hard when your home isn't on the range. 1.3216 0.03837 227 167 47 13
1895 Let's see....you were walking down the streets of Loredo. Then, what happened? 1.3214 0.03766 224 163 50 11
1896 Doc, it’s been forty years and I still haven’t figured out how to tell my Mama that her baby grew up to be a cowboy. 1.3213 0.04259 221 170 31 20
1897 Do you think it wants to be tuned? 1.3213 0.03906 221 163 45 13
1898 So, let's see if I understand you correctly: You fell in love with your guitar because it wears a G string? 1.3211 0.04151 218 165 36 17
1899 So, you say your baby done left you. 1.3211 0.04048 218 163 40 15
1900 Let's go back to when you got along with the little doggies... 1.3211 0.03664 218 156 54 8
1901 What about hearing the whippoorwill makes you so lonesome you could cry? 1.3211 0.03996 218 162 42 14
1902 I think a G-major seventh is what you're looking for. 1.3211 0.03996 218 162 42 14
1903 Dusty, are you aware the only song you know is "Mama Don't Allow?" 1.3211 0.04151 218 165 36 17
1904 Sometimes a Guitar is only a Guitar. 1.3209 0.03979 215 159 43 13
1905 Tell me more about this achy breaky heart you mentioned. 1.3209 0.03869 215 157 47 11
1906 What do you think all hat and no cows means? 1.3209 0.03869 215 157 47 11
1907 Do you really think the deer and antelope were playing? 1.3207 0.03820 237 176 46 15
1908 And why do you think watching the deer and the antelope play causes you feelings of jealousy? 1.3206 0.03941 209 153 45 11
1909 Do you know the lyrics to "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?" 1.3206 0.04223 209 158 35 16
1910 It seems to me that you need not only to forget, but to *forgive* the Alamo. 1.3205 0.03994 234 177 39 18
1911 This isn’t what the ad meant by “couple’s therapy”, but we’ll give it a shot. 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
1912 This is the fourth week you've played 'Desperado.' Maybe it's time to move on. 1.3204 0.04038 206 152 42 12
1913 That's the same old song and dance you gave me last time, without the dance. 1.3200 0.04057 200 147 42 11
1914 I'm not so sure 'Yippee-ki-yay' is a legitimate disorder. 1.3200 0.03958 225 168 42 15
1915 I would say that's A-Minor problem. Let's get in tune with A-Major one. 1.3200 0.04356 200 152 32 16
1916 Tell me more about your aversion to a burial on the lone prairie. 1.3200 0.03908 225 167 44 14
1917 And how does the fact that your woman left you and your dog up and died make you feel? 1.3200 0.04057 200 147 42 11
1918 Everybody expects me to Know When to Hold Them, Know When to Fold Them, Know When to Walk Away and Know When to Run. 1.3200 0.04057 200 147 42 11
1919 And why do you think you don't want to be fenced in? 1.3198 0.03577 247 180 55 12
1920 So what I’m hearing is, all your Ex’s live in Texas. How does that make you feel? 1.3198 0.03483 247 178 59 10
1921 It is common for a cowboy to have anger at his cowfather. 1.3198 0.04242 222 171 31 20
1922 Tell me about your first memories of being out of tune. 1.3198 0.03891 222 164 45 13
1923 So, your low self-esteem stems from the deer and the antelope not letting you play with them? 1.3196 0.03927 219 162 44 13
1924 So,you say you’re so lonesome you could cry. 1.3196 0.03927 219 162 44 13
1925 Must we start each session with a cover of, "Crazy?" 1.3195 0.03682 241 177 51 13
1926 Could be worse; it's not a banjo. 1.3195 0.03728 241 178 49 14
1927 I suggest you change your tune. 1.3195 0.03774 241 179 47 15
1928 I'm thinking that the roaming buffalo is a metaphor. 1.3194 0.04123 216 163 37 16
1929 Ok, now let's discuss your frets 1.3194 0.03909 216 159 45 12
1930 So, what do you think "Yippie I Oh Kiya " means 1.3194 0.03853 216 158 47 11
1931 Have you tried not lamenting? 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
1932 This isn’t what I meant when I agreed to sliding scale, Duke. 1.3194 0.03964 216 160 43 13
1933 And did you tell Old Paint how that made you feel? 1.3194 0.04071 216 162 39 15
1934 You seem to be holding on to something. 1.3194 0.04071 216 162 39 15
1935 Your problem is a classic case of dissonance, pardner. 1.3194 0.03797 216 157 49 10
1936 You seem inseparable, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar 1.3193 0.03712 238 175 50 13
1937 And why do you care if the little dogies git along? 1.3193 0.03414 238 169 62 7
1938 You have to remember, Mr. Hatfield, sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3193 0.03853 238 178 44 16
1939 I just want to reassure you: I am recording this session 1.3192 0.04056 213 159 40 14
1940 In this recurring dream, why do you think your mother loves jazz 1.3192 0.04110 213 160 38 15
1941 I get it. You don't have to sing "Oh Lonesome Me" again. 1.3190 0.03983 210 155 43 12
1942 Ah, but you have to really want to be lonesome. 1.3190 0.03925 210 154 45 11
1943 So how you coping since your wife up and left, your dog died, and your truck broke down? 1.3190 0.04040 210 156 41 13
1944 Anger at mama for not letting you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3190 0.03726 232 170 50 12
1945 What's a six-letter word for 'anachronism'? 1.3188 0.04079 207 154 40 13
1946 Psychologically speaking, comfort guitars are somewhat rare. 1.3188 0.03758 229 168 49 12
1947 My five o'clock already played Jimi Hendrix, do you know any polkas? 1.3188 0.03858 229 170 45 14
1948 I was with you until ‘Yippee Ti Yi Yay’. 1.3188 0.03908 229 171 43 15
1949 Uh huh... and how did it feel when your mama told you not to grow up and be a cowboy? 1.3186 0.04120 204 152 39 13
1950 Do you know "I Fall to Pieces"? 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
1951 So you're no longer gitting along with your little dogies? 1.3186 0.04001 204 150 43 11
1952 She left you, you got drunk, your truck broke, can we move on?" 1.3186 0.03993 226 170 40 16
1953 Right no girl, no job, no cigarettes keep going 1.3186 0.03943 226 169 42 15
1954 No, I won’t make a campfire. 1.3186 0.04042 226 171 38 17
1955 I'm afraid "lonesome" still hasn't made the DSM. 1.3184 0.03915 201 146 46 9
1956 Strum und Drang 1.3184 0.04080 223 169 37 17
1957 Yes...but I notice that you have no songs about your mother... 1.3184 0.03824 223 164 47 12
1958 And sometimes, Tex, a guitar isn't just a guitar 1.3184 0.03979 223 167 41 15
1959 It doesn't technically count as delusions of grandeur if you think you're a middling country musician. 1.3184 0.03639 245 180 52 13
1960 Your life sounds like a country song. 1.3182 0.03669 242 178 51 13
1961 Momma never did let me be a cowboy. 1.3182 0.03965 220 164 42 14
1962 At least she left your guitar. 1.3182 0.03804 220 161 48 11
1963 Still, my guitar gently weeps. 1.3182 0.04081 198 146 41 11
1964 First, the whippoorwill needs to accept and embrace that he's alone. 1.3182 0.04081 198 146 41 11
1965 Soooo, tell me more about that horse you rode in on. 1.3182 0.03858 220 162 46 12
1966 Let's leave Mama out of this. Can YOU forgive you for growing up to be a cowboy? 1.3182 0.03912 220 163 44 13
1967 No anxiety, no worries, no cares...well clearly you’re delusional. 1.3180 0.03793 239 178 46 15
1968 Even cowboys get the blues, but yours has strings attached. 1.3180 0.04055 217 163 39 15
1969 I take it you are no longer at the "I'm O.K. Corral? " 1.3179 0.03925 195 141 46 8
1970 Yes,I know obsession is a discouraging word. 1.3178 0.03872 236 177 43 16
1971 Playing guitar left -handed is an obvious sign of the issues you are facing 1.3178 0.03930 214 158 44 12
1972 Would you be available to play at my daughter's birthday party? 1.3178 0.03874 214 157 46 11
1973 I believe you are suffering from seasonal post-round up, my gal done gone and left me blues. 1.3178 0.04200 214 163 34 17
1974 You've made great progress since the heavy metal setback. 1.3178 0.03930 214 158 44 12
1975 I get it, Jeb. You’re an old cowhand from the Rio Grande. Now can we go a little deeper than that? 1.3178 0.03985 214 159 42 13
1976 So your mother was run over by a damned ole train the same day your dog died?" 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
1977 I have a feeling you're just playing along. 1.3176 0.03712 233 171 50 12
1978 When did the skies get cloudy? 1.3175 0.03910 211 155 45 11
1979 So, you wrote an ode to beans. I'll be back in a bit. 1.3175 0.04188 211 160 35 16
1980 Well...music isn’t always therapy. 1.3175 0.03910 211 155 45 11
1981 Now you're depressing me too 1.3175 0.03967 211 156 43 12
1982 How can I help you if you sing the same old song at each session? 1.3175 0.04469 189 144 30 15
1983 Tell me about your horse's mother... 1.3175 0.04209 189 140 38 11
1984 Give your wife some more time. It took her two years to adjust to the circus clown. 1.3175 0.04405 189 143 32 14
1985 So when did you find yourself drawn...to the Upper West Side? 1.3174 0.03744 230 169 49 12
1986 You say you're always fretting. Could it just be an occupational hazard? 1.3174 0.03844 230 171 45 14
1987 How are things at home, home on the range? 1.3173 0.04062 208 155 40 13
1988 Doggone shame is a difficult thing to work through. 1.3173 0.03946 208 153 44 11
1989 That memory seems to have really struck a chord with you. 1.3173 0.04005 208 154 42 12
1990 How long have you been carrying that tune? 1.3172 0.03878 227 169 44 14
1991 My prognosis is that you have a phobia of trains, pick-up trucks and ex girlfriends. 1.3172 0.03828 227 168 46 13
1992 All you need is a little fine tuning. 1.3172 0.03724 227 166 50 11
1993 I believe you have a singing cowboy complex. 1.3172 0.03928 227 170 42 15
1994 On second thought, don't tell me about your mother. 1.3172 0.04026 227 172 38 17
1995 No you cannot use my professional advice in your lyrics." 1.3172 0.03878 227 169 44 14
1996 In the second verse you mentioned that you you never had a little red wagon. 1.3172 0.03724 227 166 50 11
1997 Tell me how you feel about these discouraging words you heard. 1.3172 0.03724 227 166 50 11
1998 Why is it important to you that the dogies git along? 1.3171 0.03984 205 151 43 11
1999 So you want the little dogies not just to git along, but to WANT to git along. 1.3171 0.03581 246 180 54 12
2000 OK, so she done you wrong. What was your relationship like with your mother? 1.3171 0.04103 205 153 39 13
2001 So, you also play the oboe? 1.3171 0.03581 246 180 54 12
2002 So, how did it make you feel when she ‘done you wrong?’ 1.3170 0.03810 224 165 47 12
2003 I'll need a songwriting credit for this one. 1.3168 0.04144 202 151 38 13
2004 Why don't you tell me why YOU think all your friends are in low places? 1.3168 0.03835 202 146 48 8
2005 So your dog died and your woman done left you, and now you're worried about bad things coming in threes. 1.3167 0.03844 221 163 46 12
2006 Yes, I understand you shot a man in Reno. Please stop singing. 1.3167 0.04102 221 168 36 17
2007 So you say your mother was advised not to let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
2008 No pressure, but perhaps we could we use words this session? 1.3167 0.03735 221 161 50 10
2009 When did you begin to suspect that the little dogies' misfortune was connected to your own sense of well-being? 1.3167 0.03897 221 164 44 13
2010 "Let's pick up with that verse next week, Sue." 1.3167 0.03686 240 177 50 13
2011 How about we take a break from the music, and you rustle us up some grub? 1.3166 0.04422 199 153 29 17
2012 I personally don’t mind these longer sessions, but your bills will be much lower if you just talk. 1.3166 0.04000 199 146 43 10
2013 So what evidence can you offer to support your notion that the times are a changin? 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
2014 I need more than “Oh lonesome me” to work with. 1.3165 0.03933 218 162 43 13
2015 So, you have seldom heard a discouraging word? 1.3165 0.03933 218 162 43 13
2016 Shall we explore why the little dogie did not want to git along? 1.3165 0.03878 218 161 45 12
2017 Are there any country/western tunes that are strictly instrumental? 1.3165 0.03933 218 162 43 13
2018 And so your woman did not done left you. 1.3165 0.03717 237 175 49 13
2019 Rusty, I think there are some discouraging words not being heard in this room. 1.3165 0.03765 237 176 47 14
2020 How long have you wanted to get along with your little doggy? 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
2021 No, Mr. Sanchez. Sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
2022 So, your marriage is fine and your dog is alive and well...what's your problem? 1.3163 0.03914 215 159 44 12
2023 When did you first notice your relationship was going off key? 1.3163 0.04077 215 162 38 15
2024 If I understood you correctly, you were madder than a wet hen at a scrambled egg breakfast. 1.3163 0.03802 215 157 48 10
2025 Okay, let's start from the top. 1.3163 0.03969 215 160 42 13
2026 And your mother made you play the violin for how long? 1.3163 0.04024 215 161 40 14
2027 Try this: 'Oedipal pain / Will break your heart / You're one sick guy / And not that smart.'" 1.3163 0.04183 215 164 34 17
2028 Yes, sometimes a guitar is a guitar 1.3162 0.03495 234 168 58 8
2029 So why do you think you’re travelin’ down that lonesome road again all alone? 1.3161 0.04014 193 141 43 9
2030 No, I wasn't suggesting you were homeless when I said you were deranged...... 1.3161 0.04399 193 147 31 15
2031 You stopped drinking, found your truck, and got re-married? 1.3160 0.04063 212 159 39 14
2032 I'm sorry to say I don't do couple's therapy. 1.3160 0.03951 212 157 43 12
2033 I'm thinking you'd be better off in group therapy 1.3160 0.03777 212 154 49 9
2034 Have you tried rhinestones? 1.3160 0.03894 212 156 45 11
2035 Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be therapists 1.3160 0.04117 212 160 37 15
2036 I know what your problem is. You're left-handed. 1.3160 0.03879 231 173 43 15
2037 Yes,I've heard that one before. 1.3160 0.03830 231 172 45 14
2038 Well Tex I think in our current political environment,singing Don’t Fence Me In at the Border Control annual BBQ may be bit dangerous why don’t you just sing Home On The Range and call it a day. 1.3160 0.03830 231 172 45 14
2039 Well, it might not be your home anymore, but you do have a range of issues. 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
2040 This prescription should make it more like the Mild West. 1.3158 0.03930 209 154 44 11
2041 So your dog died, your truck broke down and your wife left with your best friend. 1.3158 0.03864 228 170 44 14
2042 Oh, I do understand. It is a bitch that nothing rhymes with 'Jungian'. 1.3158 0.03751 209 151 50 8
2043 So you never heard a discouraging word, and the skies were not cloudy all day? 1.3158 0.03989 209 155 42 12
2044 Okay, so the wife, trailer, and truck are accounted for, but could you tell me more about your dog's disappearance? 1.3158 0.03989 209 155 42 12
2045 So when you said 'yippie-i-o ki yay', what did she do? 1.3158 0.03913 228 171 42 15
2046 See you aren't alone...the song is also stuck in my head. 1.3156 0.03898 225 168 43 14
2047 Is your horse jealous of all four-legged creatures or just the deer and the antelope? 1.3155 0.04086 206 154 39 13
2048 It sounds like the trails haven’t been that happy since we last met. 1.3155 0.04027 206 153 41 12
2049 You know any Zeppelin? 1.3155 0.04311 206 158 31 17
2050 So you blame your Mama for letting you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3155 0.04256 206 157 33 16
2051 So your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3155 0.04143 206 155 37 14
2052 Looks like your problem started when you decided to play a right handed guitar left handed. 1.3153 0.03829 222 164 46 12
2053 And then the super-ego joins in on the chorus... 1.3153 0.03934 222 166 42 14
2054 Come, on! Really? They all left you? The wife, the dog, the horse, the mistress, the cat, the cow, the goat, the kids, etc. And I suppose it's not your fault? 1.3151 0.03753 219 160 49 10
2055 So, what's your first memory of people saying, 'Does not play well with others?' ". 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
2056 Lately, I’ve just felt out of tune. 1.3151 0.03970 219 164 41 14
2057 You see, doctor, it all started with a drink...a truck... a woman... and a dog. 1.3150 0.04046 200 148 41 11
2058 So what else do you fret over? 1.3149 0.03735 235 174 48 13
2059 Now that we've heard about your home on the range, I'd like you to put down the guitar and try to focus on reality. 1.3149 0.03735 235 174 48 13
2060 If you played your song backwards, your wife and dog might come back. 1.3147 0.04451 197 152 28 17
2061 That's not the saddest song I've ever heard. 1.3147 0.03892 197 143 46 8
2062 Why do YOU think the only song you sing is "Mama don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys"? 1.3147 0.04023 197 145 42 10
2063 Your life story sounds suspiciously like a Johnny Cash song. 1.3147 0.03825 197 142 48 7
2064 Listen, sometimes a 'guitar' is just a guitar. 1.3147 0.03912 232 175 41 16
2065 I see this has struck a chord with you. 1.3147 0.03912 232 175 41 16
2066 More like “Home on Deranged” if you ask me. 1.3147 0.03864 232 174 43 15
2067 When did you realize you couldn't let go of your guitar? 1.3144 0.04193 194 145 37 12
2068 I see our last session struck a chord with you. 1.3144 0.04256 194 146 35 13
2069 I suggest you get back to your home on the range. 1.3144 0.04129 194 144 39 11
2070 Tell me more about those lonesome feelings. 1.3143 0.04029 210 157 40 13
2071 Yes, but how do you Really feel about loosing your gun, your dog, your pickup and your girlfriend? 1.3143 0.03972 210 156 42 12
2072 So your baby done left you and your mama's gone and hitched a train. How does that make you feel? 1.3140 0.03769 207 150 49 8
2073 Perhaps your friends simply didn’t grow up singing “I Feel Pretty” as a campfire singalong. 1.3140 0.04011 207 154 41 12
2074 You are a complex case because there is no such thing as a “normal” cowboy. 1.3140 0.03769 207 150 49 8
2075 You say you’re lonesome...go on. 1.3140 0.03707 207 149 51 7
2076 SING THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND. 1.3140 0.04069 207 155 39 13
2077 So he was strumming your face with his fingers. Then what happened? 1.3139 0.04021 223 169 38 16
2078 Let’s go back to your days in Times Square. Do you miss being naked? 1.3139 0.03919 223 167 42 14
2079 We've been through that part...you're lonesome. 1.3137 0.04109 204 153 38 13
2080 If you don't mind, let's go back to the first verse. 1.3136 0.04109 220 168 35 17
2081 Let’s talk more about your mother and the F chord. 1.3136 0.04007 220 166 39 15
2082 All fashion trends end sometime, Mr. Lauren.” 1.3136 0.03769 236 176 46 14
2083 So I gather your mood is more yippee ki-no than yippe ki-yay? 1.3134 0.03967 201 148 43 10
2084 NEVER was heard a discouraging word? 1.3134 0.03992 217 163 40 14
2085 You will never find peace in a minor key. 1.3134 0.03992 217 163 40 14
2086 But how does your ex-wife wrecking your truck and killing your dog really make you feel? 1.3134 0.04045 217 164 38 15
2087 Hmm...very interesting. You went directly from C to E7. Can you say more about that? 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
2088 So, Butch, what is holding you back from becoming a "cowman"? 1.3131 0.04132 198 148 38 12
2089 So your wife left you for your best friend, your dog died, the bank wants your house and you backed your truck into your still? 1.3131 0.04006 198 146 42 10
2090 So it's the dogies' misfortune and none of your own? 1.3131 0.03748 214 156 49 9
2091 OK, your dog died and your girl left you, anything new? 1.3130 0.03785 230 171 46 13
2092 Tell me more about these "little doggies" you can't get along with. 1.3130 0.03981 230 175 38 17
2093 Let’s home in on the range of emotions you’re feeling. 1.3128 0.03899 211 156 44 11
2094 So to review, your best dog died, your cow's gone dry, and your woman don't love you no more. 1.3128 0.04013 211 158 40 13
2095 Okay, let's get back to that part about your mama - in G this time. 1.3128 0.03781 211 154 48 9
2096 While it's true that your wife left you for your best friend and they took your truck, there are still positive aspects to your situation." 1.3125 0.03434 256 187 58 11
2097 And when did you realize you were in love with your horse? 1.3125 0.04165 208 158 35 15
2098 If you keep insisting that you are an Old Cow Hand from the Rio Grande, then we will get no where. 1.3125 0.03771 240 180 45 15
2099 You need to stop fretting, cowboy. 1.3125 0.03583 224 162 54 8
2100 You say JOHN WAYNE appeared in a dream and told you to go western ,Mr Silverstein? 1.3125 0.04005 224 170 38 16
2101 Who was this "little dogie" and why did you want it to git along? 1.3125 0.04165 208 158 35 15
2102 I'm just suggesting that you seemed happier as a disco artist." 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
2103 So, out in the West Texas town of El Paso, you fell in love with a Mexican girl. 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
2104 Let's talk about your dad--perhaps something from the B-side of your album? 1.3122 0.03940 221 166 41 14
2105 Let me understand, did the episodes of depression and insomnia begin when your wife left you for your best friend; your blood hound died, or.your pick-up truck was stolen. 1.3122 0.03780 221 163 47 11
2106 and why do you think you "feel" home on the range? 1.3122 0.03973 205 152 42 11
2107 Why do you think your choices led to your wife leaving you and taking your truck and dog? 1.3122 0.04033 205 153 40 12
2108 If you want to play lonely songs, go ahead. It's your 50 minutes. 1.3122 0.04129 189 140 39 10
2109 And why have you never named your horse? 1.3120 0.03577 250 185 52 13
2110 It’s sturm und drang not strum! 1.3120 0.03837 250 191 40 19
2111 You played your guitar and your guitar played you. Go on. 1.3120 0.03537 234 170 55 9
2112 And does your guitar feel the same way about you? 1.3119 0.03868 218 162 44 12
2113 So, you can't think of a word that rhymes with jilt? How about guilt? 1.3119 0.03813 218 161 46 11
2114 I have no clue what rhymes with 'chaise lounge.' 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
2115 You can repeat it a 100 more times, but I just don't understand how the deer and antelope screwed up your marriage. 1.3117 0.04013 231 177 36 18
2116 Can you identify anything particular that makes you think you are in the wrong place at the wrong time? 1.3117 0.03670 231 170 50 11
2117 So how did it make you feel when the little dogie didn’t “git along”? 1.3117 0.04106 231 179 32 20
2118 And why do you think you want a home where the antelope roam? 1.3116 0.03904 215 160 43 12
2119 Yes, it's quite natural to want to escape this cloud hanging over you and run away to a place where seldom is heard a discouraging word. 1.3116 0.03725 199 143 50 6
2120 As I suspected, your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy. 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
2121 No, The Low-Down Little Dogie Blues isn't actually recognized in the DSM-5, so this session is not covered by your insurance. 1.3115 0.03681 244 182 48 14
2122 So, last week we were talking about your troubles on the ol' Chisholm trail. 1.3113 0.04161 212 162 34 16
2123 Do you know, 'I'm so lonesome I could cry'? 1.3113 0.03646 212 153 52 7
2124 Your pickup truck will never love you back Clyde. 1.3113 0.04107 212 161 36 15
2125 It would be better at your next appointment if your horse "Old Betsy" came with you so we could get her side of it too. 1.3113 0.03997 212 159 40 13
2126 I see ... did your baby leave you before or after your dog died? 1.3113 0.04107 212 161 36 15
2127 If you play "My Analyst Told Me" one more time, I'm stopping the session immediately. 1.3113 0.03940 212 158 42 12
2128 And how do you feel when your guitar gently weeps? 1.3112 0.04093 196 146 39 11
2129 ...and why does Little Doggy have to get along? 1.3112 0.04028 196 145 41 10
2130 So even with a 10 gallon hat, the kids still called you Shorty... 1.3112 0.03617 241 178 51 12
2131 But that’s the point! You are a singing cowboy. 1.3111 0.03733 225 166 48 11
2132 We need to dive deeper with regards to the deer and the antelope. 1.3110 0.03978 209 156 41 12
2133 The depression will lift when you learn the song backwards. Your girl will come back, your horse will come back ... 1.3110 0.03920 209 155 43 11
2134 And how did you feel about this "little dogey"? 1.3109 0.03836 238 180 42 16
2135 Let's revisit the one about the Jung cowboy... 1.3109 0.03789 238 179 44 15
2136 And when you walked out on the streets of Loredo, what exactly did you see 1.3109 0.03934 193 141 44 8
2137 I think these train robberies are a cry for help. 1.3109 0.04069 193 143 40 10
2138 Now what makes you so certain your mama didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
2139 You won’t want to hear this, but you are going to have to quit him. 1.3109 0.04326 193 147 32 14
2140 I see A Major depression whereas you C Minor with A flat affect. 1.3108 0.03819 222 165 45 12
2141 Your brother's horse was called Lightning. Your horse was Buttermilk. And how did that make you feel? 1.3108 0.03819 222 165 45 12
2142 Tell me how you felt after your wife left on your horse with your dog. 1.3108 0.04077 222 170 35 17
2143 There's nothing to fret about. 1.3108 0.04027 222 169 37 16
2144 This time, could we skip the extended dance version? 1.3108 0.03740 251 190 44 17
2145 Your mother done did you wrong you say? 1.3107 0.03896 206 152 44 10
2146 c Can you tell me what you're fretting about? 1.3107 0.04246 206 158 32 16
2147 I don't know what your ex told you, but this is NOT a guitar lesson. 1.3107 0.04189 206 157 34 15
2148 You may need couples therapy or you might just try tuning it. 1.3106 0.03627 235 173 51 11
2149 Still feeling out of tune? 1.3106 0.03822 235 177 43 15
2150 Have you considered singing, you know, happy songs? 1.3106 0.03676 235 174 49 12
2151 Before we begin Tex, Could you move down wind a little? 1.3105 0.03814 248 189 41 18
2152 So, are you more at home on the range, or the Bronx? 1.3103 0.04115 203 153 37 13
2153 You know Lefty, punching a cow never solves anything. 1.3103 0.04174 203 154 35 14
2154 This lonesome cowboy thing is getting a little old. 1.3103 0.03934 203 150 43 10
2155 This actually isn't the type of dis-chord I specialize in. 1.3103 0.03934 203 150 43 10
2156 Say more about your cello envy. 1.3103 0.04044 232 179 34 19
2157 And what does E-I-E-I-O mean to you? 1.3103 0.03707 232 172 48 12
2158 What makes you think Ol’ Paint doesn’t love you? 1.3103 0.03657 232 171 50 11
2159 Yes even cowgirls get the blues, but we are here to talk about your feelings. 1.3102 0.03758 245 185 44 16
2160 A guitar is never just a guitar. 1.3102 0.03833 216 160 45 11
2161 What I find very interesting is that in your songs you don't refer to yourself as a 'cowman'. Why do you think that is? 1.3102 0.03888 216 161 43 12
2162 She super-glued what? 1.3102 0.03888 216 161 43 12
2163 A little high strung? 1.3102 0.03943 216 162 41 13
2164 And why is it, do you think, that you find the word "seldom" so discouraging? 1.3100 0.03528 229 166 55 8
2165 I sometimes feel like a Lonesome Polecat myself, Tex. 1.3100 0.03889 229 173 41 15
2166 So you're just gonna let your guitar do the talking? 1.3100 0.03843 200 146 46 8
2167 Let's talk more about these "little dogies" that you keep referencing. 1.3100 0.03972 200 148 42 10
2168 Next time I ask about payment, I trust the answer will not be blowin' in the wind. 1.3097 0.04120 226 175 32 19
2169 Where did you say home is? 1.3097 0.03719 226 167 48 11
2170 No, I wouldn't say your Mama is to blame for you growing up to be a cowboy. 1.3097 0.03874 226 170 42 14
2171 Other than being a "Lonesome Cowboy", what else seems to be bothering you? 1.3097 0.03925 226 171 40 15
2172 So you ar saying that you are so lonesome you could die? 1.3096 0.03946 197 145 43 9
2173 So you are mad at your mama because she let her baby grow up to be a cowboy. It's time to get over it! 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
2174 You're depressed because you can't ride a horse, you can't rope a steer and you definitely can't play the guitar. Maybe it's time to give up the cowboy life and consider a career change. 1.3095 0.03962 210 157 41 12
2175 No, I reckon I don't. 1.3095 0.03845 210 155 45 10
2176 So when did you first find yourself attracted to little dowgies? 1.3094 0.03678 265 202 44 19
2177 Let me get this straight "if my phone don't ring, I'll know its you" ? 1.3094 0.03960 223 169 39 15
2178 A discouraging word was heard after all. 1.3094 0.03857 223 167 43 13
2179 Well, you clearly didn't listen to your mother. Let's start there. 1.3093 0.03760 236 177 45 14
2180 Any chance we can continue our sessions without the yodeling? 1.3093 0.03984 194 143 42 9
2181 Tell me about these 'dogies.' Why do you feel they must 'git along' and where do you think they have to go? 1.3093 0.04244 194 147 34 13
2182 I'd like to move you from an F-flat to a C-sharp. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
2183 Yezz I zee- not cloudy all day- never a discouraging verd… Pleaze go on..I tink ve’re finally onto someting 1.3092 0.04058 207 156 38 13
2184 Actually, when seldom is heard a discouraging word, it's quite natural for one to find it hard to write a country-western song. 1.3092 0.04172 207 158 34 15
2185 Maybe so, Lefty, but sometimes a guitar is just a guitar. 1.3092 0.04283 207 160 30 17
2186 So your Mom also gently weeps? 1.3091 0.03729 220 162 48 10
2187 Can you riff on that a bit more, I think we’re getting somewhere. 1.3091 0.03838 220 164 44 12
2188 So, your wife left you for a jazz singer. How does that make you feel? 1.3091 0.04049 220 168 36 16
2189 Tell me more about these discouraging words you seem to be hearing since you moved to the city. 1.3090 0.03743 233 174 46 13
2190 No, I do not 'sing along' with my patients. It inflames the transference. 1.3088 0.03978 204 152 41 11
2191 And how did it make you feel when she left with your dog and your truck? 1.3088 0.04039 204 153 39 12
2192 You've got to let it go, home, home is not on the range anymore. 1.3088 0.03978 204 152 41 11
2193 I see...so you’ve frequently heard a discouraging word? 1.3088 0.03928 217 163 41 13
2194 That's our time, and by the way, do you do birthdays?" 1.3088 0.03818 217 161 45 11
2195 One the phone, when you said you were more at home on the range, I thought you meant you were a gourmet chef 1.3087 0.03674 230 170 49 11
2196 We've heard about your dog, your truck, and your various ex-wives. Now let's hear about your mother. 1.3086 0.03776 243 184 43 16
2197 No, you can't change the song so that Mama won't let her babies grow up to be therapists." 1.3085 0.04017 201 150 40 11
2198 Let's explore how it makes you feel when mommas DO let their babies grow up to be cowboys. 1.3085 0.03955 201 149 42 10
2199 OK, so your wife died, your dog ran away, and your truck was stolen. Now let’s discuss the bad things that happened this week. 1.3084 0.03909 214 160 42 12
2200 You can sing a little faster. I charge by the hour." 1.3084 0.04074 214 163 36 15
2201 Did your mother ever say "Yippie Ki Yi Yah"? 1.3084 0.04020 214 162 38 14
2202 Jeb, something tells me this wasn't your first rodeo. 1.3084 0.04020 214 162 38 14
2203 You're out of tune. 1.3084 0.03809 227 170 44 13
2204 When did you first notice you'd stopped grinnin'? 1.3084 0.03757 227 169 46 12
2205 You're telling me your self-driving truck left you too? 1.3084 0.03910 227 172 40 15
2206 So, in spite of the bison coming and going at all hours, you’ve characterized your childhood home as a playful, encouraging, and sunny environment. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2207 Let's start with that last line.. “I’ve been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.” 1.3081 0.04303 198 152 31 15
2208 Perhaps you should start with a ballad about your childhood 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
2209 I think you've come a long way since your time with the hedge fund 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
2210 Get along little doggie, you're time's up. 1.3081 0.04113 211 161 35 15
2211 How long have you been feeling lonesome? 1.3080 0.03894 224 169 41 14
2212 How long have you been stressing over this girl, Clementine? 1.3080 0.03737 224 166 47 11
2213 But why do you think the buffalo roam? 1.3080 0.03945 224 170 39 15
2214 ...I'm sure Freud himself would take your job and shove it. 1.3080 0.03699 237 177 47 13
2215 Did your wife leave you before or after your dog died? 1.3077 0.03602 221 161 52 8
2216 I think your problem may be that your mama let you grow up to be a cowboy! 1.3077 0.03865 208 154 44 10
2217 Let's explore that a little bit. Exactly what do you mean by yippee i oh ki yay? 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
2218 Y'know, I'm getting a little tired of life on the range. Let's talk about your mother. 1.3077 0.03779 234 176 44 14
2219 Nice try, but the song is not "I walk the borderline." 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
2220 I don't think music therapy will help if you can't play. 1.3077 0.03930 221 167 40 14
2221 Considering that you were born, raised and lived your entire life in Manhattan, I'd call it Dixie delusional disorder. 1.3077 0.03769 221 164 46 11
2222 I see your problem. You are one of those men overly obsessed with the g-string. 1.3077 0.03769 221 164 46 11
2223 It's your G string. It's flat. 1.3077 0.03968 234 180 36 18
2224 How did you git along with your little doggie? 1.3077 0.04041 208 157 38 13
2225 Can you tell me about your recent heartbreak again? That was a good one. 1.3074 0.03811 231 174 43 14
2226 Well, sometimes the things we think don’t make a heap of never mind reveal themselves to be the very things that do make a heap of never mind. 1.3074 0.03660 231 171 49 11
2227 Tell me a little bit more about the dog, the truck and the cheating wife 1.3073 0.04071 218 167 35 16
2228 Once more, but with feeling. 1.3073 0.04071 218 167 35 16
2229 Sounds like this Patsy Cline's got you pegged. 1.3073 0.03858 218 163 43 12
2230 Rule #1: Just lie back and play whatever comes into your head. 1.3073 0.03962 205 153 41 11
2231 There must be some other way to tell me how you feel. 1.3073 0.03776 205 150 47 8
2232 Looks like you have a fret or two. 1.3070 0.03895 228 173 40 15
2233 Next session we ought to revisit the absence of discouraging words in your childhood recollections. 1.3070 0.03585 228 167 52 9
2234 But how did it make you feel when your best friend stole your truck and ran away with your wife? 1.3070 0.03691 228 169 48 11
2235 What finally happened to your dog? 1.3070 0.03845 228 172 42 14
2236 So your little dogies don't get along. How do you feel about that? 1.3070 0.03638 228 168 50 10
2237 No matter what the boys in your band say, left-handedness itself is no longer considered a sign of mental disorder. 1.3070 0.03743 228 170 46 12
2238 Have you tried auto-tune? 1.3070 0.03543 215 155 54 6
2239 It sounds like she's stringing you along. 1.3070 0.03837 215 160 44 11
2240 It’s just... I feel guilty continuing to play while my guitar gently weeps. 1.3070 0.03949 215 162 40 13
2241 It'll be ok. Sadness and depression is what gives both of our jobs purpose. Then we laugh all the way to the bank. 1.3069 0.04061 202 152 38 12
2242 Did your mother ever explain why she didn’t want you to be a cowboy? 1.3069 0.03811 202 148 46 8
2243 So you're angry your mother let you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3069 0.04122 202 153 36 13
2244 What else can you tell me about this home on the range? 1.3067 0.03828 225 169 43 13
2245 Play "Free Bird" 1.3067 0.03930 225 171 39 15
2246 Great, now I'll have that song stuck in my head all day. 1.3067 0.03879 225 170 41 14
2247 You need to understand that the buffalo are farmed for meat, and the deer have moved to the suburbs. 1.3067 0.03669 225 166 49 10
2248 I know you are depressed but just because you lost your dog, wife, kids, house and truck broke down, doesn't make you a country singer 1.3066 0.04042 212 161 37 14
2249 You seem to be singing the same old song. 1.3066 0.03634 212 154 51 7
2250 When did you first realize you were an absolutely horrible guitarist? 1.3065 0.04163 199 151 35 13
2251 Let's pick up with when Mama tried. 1.3064 0.03667 235 175 48 12
2252 You think you’re lonesome, I sit here hour after hour with no one who understands me. 1.3063 0.03914 222 168 40 14
2253 and when the little doggie didn’t get along, how did you feel? 1.3062 0.03789 209 154 46 9
2254 Referring to your boss as 'Trailpartner' rather than 'Trailmaster' is actually a significant breakthrough. 1.3062 0.03665 209 152 50 7
2255 Let's take it from Bar 6 of the Refrain..... 1.3062 0.04024 209 158 38 13
2256 So you were playing on the road again or On The Road Again? 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
2257 Not to utter a discouraging word, but . . . 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
2258 So, why do you think the dove was lonesome? 1.3060 0.03942 232 178 37 17
2259 Half off your next session if your next personality doesn’t sing. 1.3060 0.03894 232 177 39 16
2260 So you think all the cows really love your songs, especially Gladys. 1.3060 0.03647 232 172 49 11
2261 I think a 20 milligram dose will be effective for that achy breaky heart. 1.3060 0.03490 232 169 55 8
2262 Would you say you actually feel "home" on the range? 1.3059 0.03788 219 163 45 11
2263 I just feel as though I've yee'd my last haw 1.3059 0.03950 219 166 39 14
2264 Listen, we both know that you are not an old cow hand and you are not from the Rio Grande. 1.3059 0.03788 219 163 45 11
2265 Where the f**k is Galveston? 1.3059 0.03950 219 166 39 14
2266 Have you ever considered that you might be the 'tumbling tumbleweed'? 1.3058 0.03761 206 151 47 8
2267 After you girlfriend left you, your truck broke down and your dog died, what happened? 1.3058 0.04121 206 157 35 14
2268 So, what I hear you singing is, your girl has come home, your truck is humming, and your dog just had puppies. Is this some sort of joke? 1.3058 0.04345 206 161 27 18
2269 Tell me more about these lonesome days and gamblin’ ways. 1.3058 0.03498 242 178 54 10
2270 Tell me more about these discouraging words and cloudy skies. 1.3057 0.04251 193 147 33 13
2271 Not to minimize your pain, but isn't it common, in your line of work, for a man’s two-timing spouse to shoot his vigilant dog and run off with his faithful horse in his newly washed truck? 1.3057 0.03921 193 142 43 8
2272 Your pickup truck seems to be a recurring theme. 1.3057 0.03625 229 169 50 10
2273 Yes, Mr. President, but I don’t think singing, “La Cucaracha” and wearing a mustache will get them to vote for you. 1.3057 0.03880 229 174 40 15
2274 What else do you remember besides the Alamo? 1.3056 0.03822 216 161 44 11
2275 So, tell me more of this home where the buffalo roam... 1.3056 0.03878 216 162 42 12
2276 Mr McCartney, you're a left handed guitarist and the similarities stop there, we have to address other issues. 1.3056 0.03878 216 162 42 12
2277 I wish I knew how to quit you. 1.3054 0.04279 203 157 30 16
2278 And your mama did let her babies grow up to be cowboys? 1.3054 0.04044 203 153 38 12
2279 True enough, last week you did say you would refrain. 1.3054 0.04044 203 153 38 12
2280 Deer and antelope? 1.3054 0.04044 203 153 38 12
2281 How seldom was that "discouraging word?" 1.3053 0.03708 226 168 47 11
2282 ...so when did you first suspect it was out of tune? 1.3053 0.03708 226 168 47 11
2283 I'm still a-pickin', but I ain't a-grinnin' no more, Doc. 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
2284 Please, could you stop singing "Home on the Deranged" 1.3052 0.03914 213 160 41 12
2285 I've never seen you pickin' AND grinnin'. Tell me about that. 1.3052 0.03970 213 161 39 13
2286 I don't want to do another duet. 1.3051 0.03846 236 180 40 16
2287 Maybe you should go back to using your guns Billy, you'd do less damage. 1.3049 0.04052 223 172 34 17
2288 Do you know any songs that aren’t about being lonesome out on the range. I’m getting depressed. 1.3049 0.03847 223 168 42 13
2289 Understanding that the trusty pickup represents your father is a real breakthrough 1.3049 0.03631 223 164 50 9
2290 For once could we try a visualization exercise without a pick-up truck, a dying dog or beer? 1.3049 0.03951 223 170 38 15
2291 And the little dogie won't git along? 1.3048 0.03833 210 156 44 10
2292 And this "jingle jangle jingle", it made you angry? 1.3048 0.03833 210 156 44 10
2293 It’s perfectly normal to be depressed when you’ve lost your dog, your girlfriend, and your good old Stetson in the same week. 1.3048 0.03773 210 155 46 9
2294 Tell me more about the time you first plucked Miss Mabelline. 1.3047 0.03832 233 177 41 15
2295 Do you think you would have benefitted from hearing discouraging words more than just seldomly? 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
2296 And you still think you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant? 1.3047 0.03582 233 172 51 10
2297 You're not sure that you're still over her, she picked a fine time to leave you, she's always on your mind...forget therapy, you should be writing country songs! 1.3046 0.03867 197 145 44 8
2298 It's on the range, yes, but does it feel like home? 1.3045 0.03718 220 163 47 10
2299 And your mother, did she spend a lot of time at home, home on the range? 1.3045 0.03882 220 166 41 13
2300 ...And that’s how I lost my dog and my truck in the same day. 1.3045 0.03935 220 167 39 14
2301 Call it what you want, but I'm hearing the blues. 1.3045 0.03987 220 168 37 15
2302 I say "whoopie ti-yi-yo", then you say,"get along little doggies" and so on until the hour is up,OK? 1.3045 0.03722 243 184 44 15
2303 So, Bob, how is retirement going? 1.3043 0.03808 207 153 45 9
2304 Elaborate on the being naked in Times Square dream. 1.3043 0.04272 207 161 29 17
2305 I'm hearing the same old song 1.3043 0.03865 230 175 40 15
2306 Let's get to the root of why you think it's ok to put your boots on my couch. 1.3043 0.03869 207 154 43 10
2307 And how did you feel when the little dogies didn't git along? 1.3043 0.04047 207 157 37 13
2308 Crazy, crazy to think I can cure you, crazy, crazy to think I could care... 1.3043 0.03865 230 175 40 15
2309 Sing the one about your wife again. 1.3042 0.03659 240 180 47 13
2310 You’re repeating yourself a lot. 1.3041 0.03971 217 165 38 14
2311 Last week we were talking about your Ma - I think its time to cut the chord 1.3041 0.03693 217 160 48 9
2312 When did you first notice you were singing the blues? 1.3041 0.03917 217 164 40 13
2313 What rhymes with Freud? 1.3041 0.04295 194 149 31 14
2314 ...on the other hand, sometimes a bandana is just a bandana. 1.3040 0.03533 227 166 53 8
2315 What do you really mean when you sing "Back in the Saddle Again"? 1.3039 0.03967 204 153 40 11
2316 Your dog died, your wife left you, but I hear you saying that your truck still runs great. 1.3039 0.03967 204 153 40 11
2317 Why do I have the feeling you aren't listening to me? 1.3039 0.03967 204 153 40 11
2318 But what are you really trying to say when you say yippie yi yo kayah? 1.3037 0.03954 214 162 39 13
2319 Your problem is that you're holding the guitar backwards. 1.3037 0.04117 214 165 33 16
2320 We've talked in previous sessions about your desire to become less picky. 1.3037 0.03784 214 159 45 10
2321 change that tune and you'll start to feel better 1.3037 0.03898 214 161 41 12
2322 How was life at home, home on the range? 1.3037 0.04009 214 163 37 14
2323 Yes. But mamas don't LET their babies grow up to be cowboys... 1.3037 0.03841 214 160 43 11
2324 Next time, please remove your boots. 1.3037 0.03841 214 160 43 11
2325 I know discouraging words can be hurtful. Have you considered moving back home on the range? 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
2326 This is the third session you've been stuck trying to find a rhyme for 'malaise.' I understand your desire to avoid clichés, but just this once, can't you call them the blues and move on? 1.3036 0.03935 224 171 38 15
2327 So, to summarize, you lost your gal, your dog ran away, and your pickup broke down. 1.3034 0.03818 234 178 41 15
2328 I think the transition to F major should come right there. 1.3034 0.03818 234 178 41 15
2329 So...your dog died, your truck broke down and the whiskey don't work like it used to. 1.3034 0.03769 234 177 43 14
2330 So how long have you been Willy Nelson? 1.3034 0.03620 234 174 49 11
2331 Have you ever wondered why you write so many songs about your mother? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2332 Now I know your wife done left you and your truck's broke, but can we talk about what's really bothering you? 1.3033 0.03818 211 157 44 10
2333 So you finally changed your G string and now she's complaining about the hat? 1.3033 0.03709 244 185 44 15
2334 My advice? Keep your day job. 1.3032 0.03813 221 166 43 12
2335 When I said you needed to "cowboy up," this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3032 0.03704 221 164 47 10
2336 After your wife left you and your pick-up wouldn't start, how did that make you feel? 1.3032 0.03919 221 168 39 14
2337 In my professional opinion your just a poor lonesome cowboy who’s a long way from home. 1.3032 0.03813 221 166 43 12
2338 And on a minor note, your B is flat.” 1.3032 0.03759 221 165 45 11
2339 I know you've "got friends in low places", but that doesn't make you a bad person. 1.3030 0.03383 231 167 58 6
2340 ......in conclusion, just another ten gallon hat on a two gallon head. 1.3030 0.03899 231 177 38 16
2341 We all have to ascertain for ourselves the meaning of "Come a ti yi yippee". 1.3030 0.03783 198 145 46 7
2342 It's a beautiful song. But we're here because it's about your horse. 1.3030 0.04045 198 149 38 11
2343 So, you're an old cowhand from the Rio Grande, you've recently lost your dog, and you've got friends in low places. May I ask where your ex-wives live? 1.3030 0.03701 231 173 46 12
2344 So tell me how your mother reacted when you left medical school to become a singing cowboy. 1.3030 0.04170 198 151 34 13
2345 Why do you think she’s comin’ ‘round the mountain? 1.3029 0.03853 208 155 43 10
2346 How do you feel about your gal havin' done left? 1.3029 0.03913 208 156 41 11
2347 You say your mother's name is Clementine? 1.3029 0.03853 208 155 43 10
2348 So, exactly when did you and Little Dogie start having trouble getting along? 1.3028 0.03503 251 187 52 12
2349 Why the G minor seventh? 1.3028 0.03956 218 166 38 14
2350 Roy, I truly want to know more about your lost sweetheart, your dead horse, and your rabid dog. But first, I want you to take just a moment . . . to tune that damned guitar. 1.3028 0.03956 218 166 38 14
2351 Would it help you if we sing together? 1.3028 0.03847 218 164 42 12
2352 I'm sensing some hostility here. Tune the damn guitar. 1.3026 0.04275 195 150 31 14
2353 Do you mind if I call my wife? She's a big fan. 1.3024 0.03764 205 151 46 8
2354 So it's your mother's fault that you're a gay Caballero? 1.3024 0.04128 205 157 34 14
2355 This is progress! Last week’s therapy was on horseback! 1.3023 0.03882 215 162 41 12
2356 You're high strung. 1.3023 0.03938 215 163 39 13
2357 You can't go on blaming it all on being left-handed. Jimi Hendrix did just fine for himself. 1.3023 0.03882 215 162 41 12
2358 So you lost your wife, pickup truck and dog, how does that make you feel? 1.3022 0.03817 225 170 42 13
2359 I need you to put down your device and concentrate on our session. 1.3022 0.03970 225 173 36 16
2360 Tell me a bit more about your relationship with these dogies. 1.3022 0.04137 182 136 37 9
2361 Would you say it all fell apart for you after you lost your woman, your dog, or your pickup? 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2362 Now tell me why you dropped out of law school? 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2363 I understand that 'little doagie' is a metaphor for the real problem. 1.3021 0.04193 192 146 34 12
2364 Mama tried. And how did that make you feel? 1.3020 0.04169 202 155 33 14
2365 How long have you felt soo loonesome? 1.3020 0.03798 202 149 45 8
2366 Tell me more about the burning ring of fire. 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
2367 Let's go with that. How does it feel to be in a home where the buffalo roam? 1.3019 0.03918 212 160 40 12
2368 And how does it make you feel to have lost your dog, your horse, your wife, and your house? 1.3019 0.03861 212 159 42 11
2369 So, when did you first start feeling like the alone ranger? 1.3019 0.03861 212 159 42 11
2370 Other than the buffalo roaming,any other early memories of your home? 1.3019 0.03975 212 161 38 13
2371 Sorry Mr. Clampitt, but sometimes 12 bars just ain't enough to treat the blues. 1.3019 0.03918 212 160 40 12
2372 So your home isn't where the buffalo roam, so what? 1.3018 0.03798 222 167 43 12
2373 OK, but suppose home wasn't on the range. 1.3018 0.04108 222 173 31 18
2374 So...you think your emotional support guitar is repelling women on first dates... Lets talk about that. 1.3017 0.03637 232 173 48 11
2375 Don't obsess over it. I'd say most people have never roped a steer cause they don't know how. 1.3015 0.03964 199 149 40 10
2376 I can't think of anything that rhymes with 'orange' either! 1.3015 0.04090 199 151 36 12
2377 Ever thought about putting it all down in a song? 1.3014 0.03897 209 157 41 11
2378 Yeah but cowboys are supposed to feel lonely. 1.3014 0.03955 209 158 39 12
2379 Now, can I hear the guitar's side of the story? 1.3014 0.03955 209 158 39 12
2380 If you can't ignore disparaging words you'll need to move out of the city and back to the range 1.3014 0.03777 219 164 44 11
2381 It's always the same old refrain. 1.3014 0.03832 219 165 42 12
2382 It's perfectly normal to like Gangsta rap. 1.3014 0.03721 219 163 46 10
2383 Bob, There is a big difference between a habit and a hobby. See you next week. 1.3014 0.03940 219 167 38 14
2384 And how long have you had this obsession with getting the little doggies along? 1.3014 0.03832 219 165 42 12
2385 Depressing lyric's are my bread and butter 1.3013 0.03719 229 172 45 12
2386 Actually, it's not sang-Freud. 1.3013 0.03667 229 171 47 11
2387 And how does it make you feel when your horse doesn't seem to enjoy your singing? 1.3013 0.03614 239 179 48 12
2388 Changing from a banjo on your knee to a guitar is only masking your condition. 1.3013 0.03414 239 175 56 8
2389 I would prefer a check or credit card. 1.3012 0.03563 249 187 49 13
2390 The blues again? 1.3012 0.03741 249 191 41 17
2391 To try to alleviate your depression, I’m prescribing an accordion. Three polkas a day, to start. I must be strict about this: NO tangos. 1.3010 0.04194 196 150 33 13
2392 So you never learned to tune it? 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
2393 No, but if you strum a few bars, I'll try to sing along. 1.3009 0.03867 216 163 41 12
2394 Give me a home where the labradors roam" is progress, Mr. Pecos. 1.3009 0.03754 216 161 45 10
2395 Yes, I understand. You're a businessman from New York, you go to a meeting in El Paso, and what happens next? 1.3009 0.03867 216 163 41 12
2396 Your wife ran away and left you, your horse is lame and the rain is soaking your saddle. Might you be singing the blues? 1.3009 0.03867 216 163 41 12
2397 And how did the deer and the antelope playing make you feel? 1.3009 0.04030 216 166 35 15
2398 Yes, but can we just once get beyond the lonesome wail of a train in the middle of the night, your wife leaving you, and your dog's death to get at what is really troubling you? 1.3009 0.03803 226 171 42 13
2399 Now tell me more about falling in love with your horse. 1.3009 0.03751 226 170 44 12
2400 Play it again, Sam. This time with more feeling. 1.3008 0.03883 236 182 37 17
2401 Move ’em on, ride ’em out, time is up, til' next week, rawhiiiiide…. 1.3008 0.03693 236 178 45 13
2402 What is your goal for therapy? To be happy or to write country music? 1.3005 0.04151 203 156 33 14
2403 Your neurotic fretting is more tolerable. 1.3005 0.03787 213 159 44 10
2404 No, I don't think comparing notes will help. 1.3005 0.04069 213 164 34 15
2405 Tell me more about ornery. 1.3005 0.03902 213 161 40 12
2406 And changing your name to Bradley Cooper will solve what exactly? 1.3004 0.03784 223 168 43 12
2407 How do you feel, that your mama wanted you to grow up to be a cowboy? 1.3004 0.03889 223 170 39 14
2408 In the first stanza you mention your daddy was a gambler. And in the chorus you acknowledge that you were born under a bad sign. But you titled the song ‘Lonesome, Lazy and Left-handed.’ It may be that you are dealing with an album. 1.3004 0.03724 233 176 44 13
2409 So it was your mother who took your rhinestones away? 1.3004 0.03724 233 176 44 13
2410 It’s not just your guitar that gently weeps. 1.3000 0.03871 220 167 40 13
2411 So when your wife left, your dog died, and your pickup truck was stolen... how exactly did you feel? 1.3000 0.03939 210 159 39 12
2412 So let's talk about those discouraging words you're hearing, and the cloudy skies you're seeing. 1.3000 0.03551 250 188 49 13
2413 So basically, you have all the country western songs troubles plus a prostate issue". 1.3000 0.03996 210 160 37 13
2414 When was your home on the range repossessed? 1.3000 0.03939 210 159 39 12
2415 I get the "git along" part, but what's a "dogie"? 1.3000 0.03822 210 157 43 10
2416 So she'll be comin' 'round the mountain, and yet never seems to come. Talk about your mother. 1.3000 0.03453 240 177 54 9
2417 Sounds like you're sick and tired of playing the same old song. 1.3000 0.04308 180 137 32 11
2418 Let's stop at 12 bars and come back to this refrain next week." 1.3000 0.03762 220 165 44 11
2419 No, Jeff, I don't want to hear 'The House of the Rising Sun' again. 1.3000 0.03924 220 168 38 14
2420 How did you FEEL when the skys turned to be cloudy all day? 1.3000 0.03650 220 163 48 9
2421 While your dog sounds like a very good dog, maybe we should get back to your mother. 1.2996 0.03802 247 191 38 18
2422 So, what more can you tell me about this achy breaky heart? 1.2996 0.03579 247 186 48 13
2423 Nope, she won’t be comin’ ‘round the mountain. 1.2996 0.03840 227 173 40 14
2424 Would it be less depressing in C? 1.2996 0.03577 227 168 50 9
2425 So, I understand you've come to see me about your fear of horses 1.2995 0.03796 207 154 44 9
2426 Do you know any happy songs? 1.2995 0.03857 207 155 42 10
2427 But you must realize your home is NOT on the range. 1.2995 0.03977 207 157 38 12
2428 Next personality please ! 1.2995 0.04035 207 158 36 13
2429 I'm afraid that we have to fence you in so you don't wander over yonder 1.2995 0.04093 207 159 34 14
2430 I'm not sure I can bill for sing-a-long therapy 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
2431 Lonesome cowpoke" my ass 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
2432 You're stuck because your dog didn't die, is that it? 1.2995 0.03985 197 148 39 10
2433 How frequently are hearing these discouraging words? 1.2995 0.04298 197 153 29 15
2434 That doesn't rhyme either. 1.2991 0.03661 234 176 46 12
2435 This may sound like a discouraging word, but a home filled with roaming buffaloes just isn't practical. 1.2991 0.03710 234 177 44 13
2436 Seldom was heard a discouraging word...how do you feel about that? 1.2991 0.03716 224 168 45 11
2437 Earl, I get it. Girlfriend left. Dog dead. Pickup broke. But, is this really all about your mother? 1.2991 0.03925 224 172 37 15
2438 Buffalo....roam - got it. Now tell me about your mother 1.2991 0.03830 214 161 42 11
2439 To dispel your feelings of claustrophobia , .... just think of Land ..lots of Land under starry skies above . 1.2991 0.03772 214 160 44 10
2440 I’m hoping you’ll get to the point where you don’t fret so much. 1.2991 0.03654 214 158 48 8
2441 How long have you been fixated on pickup trucks, whiskey and women who have left you? 1.2990 0.04134 204 157 33 14
2442 Okay, you’ve mastered the pickin’, now it’s time to work on your grinnin’. 1.2990 0.04344 194 151 28 15
2443 Play me one about your mom. 1.2990 0.04025 194 146 38 10
2444 What does 'home on the range' mean to you? 1.2990 0.03958 194 145 40 9
2445 Tell me more about your not feeling at home on the range. 1.2988 0.03637 241 182 46 13
2446 So, E minor chords give you the E-B-G-B's 1.2987 0.03792 231 176 41 14
2447 I noticed the songs about your mother are all in a minor key 1.2987 0.03841 231 177 39 15
2448 Would you repeat the part where you were abandoned at a Willie Nelson concert when you were 5 years old. 1.2987 0.03691 231 174 45 12
2449 Would you describe what you're feeling as 'lonesome'? 1.2986 0.03746 211 157 45 9
2450 My psychoanalysis reveals it’s all classic denial ... your truck is broke down, the wife has left you, and the whiskey ain’t workin no more. 1.2986 0.03806 211 158 43 10
2451 ...and how would you feel if I told you this 'home on the range' is actually inside you? 1.2985 0.04055 201 153 36 12
2452 Yes I know, you're an old cowhand. 1.2982 0.03723 228 172 44 12
2453 We’ve only got an hour, does this song have words? 1.2982 0.03723 228 172 44 12
2454 Ok, let's take the lyrics; "I'm so lonesome I could cry", what are you really trying to say 1.2982 0.03836 218 165 41 12
2455 Let’s go back to the beginning - when you were left on Earl Scruggs doorstep. 1.2982 0.03724 218 163 45 10
2456 Tell me more about this Bobby McGee fellow. 1.2982 0.03724 218 163 45 10
2457 I'm sorry, but Willie Nelson did "Crazy" better than anyone. 1.2981 0.03901 208 157 40 11
2458 And when you change key, how do you feel? 1.2981 0.03901 208 157 40 11
2459 Maybe you should avoid songs in a minor key. 1.2981 0.03780 208 155 44 9
2460 sorry to tell you: but it's either resolving your mother issues or living the cowboy blues...you can't have both. 1.2981 0.03841 208 156 42 10
2461 And how did her driving away in your favorite truck make you feel? 1.2981 0.04018 208 159 36 13
2462 When did you first have this dream about little doggies." 1.2980 0.03903 198 148 41 9
2463 You switched from the banjo... you're making good progress. 1.2979 0.03697 235 178 44 13
2464 Jeez, do any of your songs have lyrics that aren't a total downer 1.2979 0.04038 188 141 38 9
2465 So you're worried because everything isn't "bigger in Texas". 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
2466 Let's move past the pickup truck. 1.2978 0.03755 225 170 43 12
2467 For a travelin' kind of guy, you sure spend a lot of time on the couch. 1.2977 0.03757 215 161 44 10
2468 Talk a bit more about what happened on the Chisholm trail. 1.2977 0.03757 215 161 44 10
2469 If discouraging words are seldom heard, can you tell me what has been bothering you this week? 1.2977 0.03871 215 163 40 12
2470 Your momma wanted a doctor or lawyer or such. 1.2976 0.03622 205 150 49 6
2471 I would recommend against a song about falling in love with your horse. 1.2976 0.03877 205 154 41 10
2472 When did you start playing Rimsky-Korsakov 1.2976 0.04057 205 157 35 13
2473 That’s not really what I meant when I said ‘cowboy up’ Mr. Simpson 1.2976 0.04057 205 157 35 13
2474 Encore? Sure ... $200 an hour. 1.2975 0.03528 242 181 50 11
2475 You sound as if you have lost a fair bit of your range. 1.2975 0.03379 242 178 56 8
2476 Let's talk about your home on the range. Did the deer and the antelope bully you? 1.2974 0.04137 195 149 34 12
2477 Now, how about one about your mother? 1.2974 0.03678 232 175 45 12
2478 If you play 'On Top of Old Smokey' once more, you can find yourself another therapist. 1.2973 0.03841 222 169 40 13
2479 Git along little dogie is not really the answer we’re looking for. 1.2973 0.03787 222 168 42 12
2480 And why do you suppose everyone calls you "Lefty", Steve? 1.2973 0.03622 222 165 48 9
2481 Your mother let you you grow up to be a cowboy. How do you feel about that? 1.2972 0.03791 212 159 43 10
2482 Let's talk more about how your mama let you grow up this way. 1.2972 0.03907 212 161 39 12
2483 So the man in Reno did nothing to provoke you? 1.2972 0.03849 212 160 41 11
2484 Tell me more about why your mother didn't want you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.2972 0.04020 212 163 35 14
2485 Ok Bill, let’s try it again from the top, perhaps with a little less whining about old dogs, horses and cold hearted women. 1.2971 0.03605 239 180 47 12
2486 So you believe the sky is not blue all day...? 1.2969 0.03709 229 173 44 12
2487 Have you considered playing it in major?" 1.2969 0.03709 229 173 44 12
2488 But he takes his clothes off and plays in Times Square with just his briefs and boots. What's your M.O.? 1.2969 0.03709 229 173 44 12
2489 No, Mr. Pickens. "Home on the Deranged" is not a good title. 1.2969 0.03958 229 178 34 17
2490 Your co-dependent relationship with your horse strikes a chord with me. 1.2969 0.03980 192 144 39 9
2491 Well, that takes care of where you came from, Tex. Now, how about telling me about your problem. 1.2968 0.03536 219 161 51 7
2492 Not bad, but your mother was right - you shouldn’t have dropped out of that accounting course 1.2968 0.03595 219 162 49 8
2493 So let's see... you're so lonesome you could cry. 1.2968 0.03653 219 163 47 9
2494 It gets lonely on the range. Sometimes cowboys have to kiss. 1.2968 0.03821 219 166 41 12
2495 Can we get beyond your love affair with your truck? 1.2968 0.03595 219 162 49 8
2496 Buffalo and deer, yes. But antelope are not endemic to North America. You’re thinking pronghorn. 1.2968 0.03766 219 165 43 11
2497 Are you taking my notes seriously?" (Caption composed by Owen Anderson, 8 yrs. old; caption transcribed by Emily Anderson, 42 yrs. old 1.2968 0.03821 219 166 41 12
2498 It’s called the Lonesome Road for a reason. 1.2967 0.04048 182 136 38 8
2499 We've established that your home was on the range. Let's narrow the focus a little bit. Tell me about your mother. 1.2967 0.03825 209 157 42 10
2500 On the plus side, I can think of plenty of words to rhyme with perphenazine and amitriptyline. 1.2967 0.04225 209 164 28 17
2501 Other than ‘Come a ki yi yippee yippee yi yippee yay,’ what comes to mind? 1.2967 0.03885 209 158 40 11
2502 So why do YOU believe your horse galloped off with another cowboy? 1.2966 0.03827 236 182 38 16
2503 Have you ever considered that there just may not be a good rhyme for fentanyl? 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
2504 Well, Blake, I guess that’s why they call it the blues. 1.2965 0.03951 199 150 39 10
2505 You’ve been singing “Get a long little doggie “ for years. Now that your dog did what you told him to do, what’s the problem? 1.2965 0.03740 226 171 43 12
2506 So, your home is on a range where the skies are cloudy all day, and where discouraging words are heard about buffalo that don't roam, and about deer and antelope that no longer play. Is that correct?" 1.2965 0.03740 226 171 43 12
2507 So far we’ve established that you’re A.) a ‘buckaroo' and B.) you’ve been 'done wrong.’ Please continue. 1.2965 0.03634 226 169 47 10
2508 So, you're the black sheep in a family of doctors and lawyers and such. 1.2963 0.03742 216 162 44 10
2509 ...and how did you feel when the buffalo roamed? 1.2963 0.03684 216 161 46 9
2510 I believe you may be mischaracterizing your negative attitude. I haven't heard a discouraging word yet. 1.2963 0.03856 216 164 40 12
2511 And these other two guitarreros – are they here right now? 1.2963 0.03684 216 161 46 9
2512 I can SEE by your outfit that you are a cowboy. 1.2961 0.03613 233 175 47 11
2513 Your mood is almost low enough to return to songwriting. 1.2961 0.03562 233 174 49 10
2514 You have to want to get your dog back, your truck back, your girl back, your horse back, your job back... 1.2961 0.03860 206 155 41 10
2515 I get paid by the hour so don't hold that note too long 1.2961 0.03981 206 157 37 12
2516 When did you first notice an urge for a home where the buffalo roam? 1.2961 0.03921 206 156 39 11
2517 Let's try it with a little less remorse. 1.2961 0.03921 206 156 39 11
2518 Nothing will get resolved, you are left handed. 1.2960 0.03719 223 168 44 11
2519 So Chief Justice Breyer, when did you decide to change careers? 1.2960 0.03930 223 172 36 15
2520 Please! Not another done somebody wrong song. 1.2960 0.03495 223 164 52 7
2521 I understand Blaze is your trusty steed, but I don’t think giving Uber drivers five stars would be a betrayal. 1.2960 0.03609 223 166 48 9
2522 And how is Poor Lonesome Me working out for you? 1.2960 0.03719 223 168 44 11
2523 We'll have you playing major chords in no time! 1.2959 0.04119 196 150 34 12
2524 When did you start having these feelings for little doggies? 1.2958 0.03834 213 161 41 11
2525 Sometimes, Tex, a little dogie is just a little dogie. 1.2958 0.03834 213 161 41 11
2526 Sometimes a bandana is just a bandana. 1.2958 0.03834 213 161 41 11
2527 Let’s go back and chat about the home where the buffalo roam. 1.2958 0.03775 213 160 43 10
2528 In most relationships, "No strings attached" is rarely attainable. 1.2958 0.03948 213 163 37 13
2529 And when you hang your head over and hear the wind blow, how does that make you feel? 1.2958 0.03775 213 160 43 10
2530 Tell me more about the good and then I’d like to move on to the ugly. 1.2958 0.03775 213 160 43 10
2531 Play the one about your mother again. 1.2958 0.03716 213 159 45 9
2532 Evidently, you're a picker not a grinner. 1.2958 0.04003 213 164 35 14
2533 Now that we've established that your truck broke down, your wife left and dog died, perhaps you can tell me about your feelings for your mother 1.2957 0.04201 186 142 33 11
2534 I take it verse two is about your mother? 1.2957 0.03796 230 176 40 14
2535 And how did it make you feel when your horse disparaged your music? 1.2956 0.03897 203 153 40 10
2536 'Them blues' is not a medically recognized term. 1.2956 0.03834 203 152 42 9
2537 Tell me more about this 'Clementine.' 1.2955 0.03581 220 163 49 8
2538 So, you let your babies grow up to be cowboys? 1.2954 0.03813 237 183 38 16
2539 Let's talk about your home and where you roam. 1.2954 0.03621 237 179 46 12
2540 The range just doesn’t feel like home anymore. 1.2954 0.03521 237 177 50 10
2541 Sometimes a dogie is just a dogie. 1.2953 0.03458 254 191 51 12
2542 ...and why, do you think, that you need these little dogies to git along? 1.2952 0.03985 210 161 36 13
2543 “So...in your day job...wearing a judicial robe feels like role playing?” 1.2952 0.03927 210 160 38 12
2544 Try to embrace your inner child, that boy named Sue. 1.2952 0.03562 210 154 50 6
2545 Can you give me the last line again. 1.2952 0.03927 210 160 38 12
2546 Perhaps sweet Sally overreacted when she called you an inconsiderate, self-indulgent excuse for a cowboy, HEY are you wearing spurs on my couch! 1.2952 0.03869 210 159 40 11
2547 Why do YOU think the buffalo want to roam? 1.2952 0.04042 210 162 34 14
2548 Do you take requests? 1.2952 0.03985 210 161 36 13
2549 But perhaps a nine-gallon hat is good enough. 1.2952 0.03566 227 169 49 9
2550 'I know it makes you feel better, but we can't have an audience here for every session' 1.2952 0.03673 227 171 45 11
2551 So Willie, how do you feel about your Mamma making you grow up to be a cowboy? 1.2952 0.03880 227 175 37 15
2552 Have you considered group? 1.2951 0.03598 244 185 46 13
2553 Do you have any songs that don't involve your mother? 1.2951 0.03736 244 188 40 16
2554 I understand, you’re a lonesome cowboy, what else is new? 1.2950 0.04060 200 153 35 12
2555 Well you and the horse you rode in on can pay for a second hour if you're going to use that kind of language in my office. 1.2950 0.04182 200 155 31 14
2556 Surely your dog, your girlfriend, and your truck didn’t ALL die at the same time! 1.2950 0.03804 200 149 43 8
2557 Your problem is you are holding the guitar the wrong way! 1.2949 0.03670 217 162 46 9
2558 Let's go back to when you were three years old and you met Roy Rogers. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
2559 So, all day you face a barren waste without a taste of water...how might we cope with that challenge? 1.2949 0.03840 217 165 40 12
2560 Stop whining--that's why they call it the Blues. 1.2949 0.03784 217 164 42 11
2561 Sometimes a home on the range is just a home on the range. 1.2949 0.03840 217 165 40 12
2562 You seem to have unresolved issues with your Grammy. 1.2949 0.03670 217 162 46 9
2563 I think you need to accept that maybe people will know “the trouble you’ve seen” if you open up to them. 1.2949 0.03895 217 166 38 13
2564 I see a lack of empathy for the little dogie’s misfortune” 1.2949 0.03650 234 177 45 12
2565 Lets explore some deeper chords besides D,C and G. 1.2947 0.03526 207 151 51 5
2566 Just so you won’t be surprised, therapy with country singing doubles the fee. 1.2947 0.04023 207 159 35 13
2567 And how does your dogies not gittin along make you feel? 1.2947 0.04138 207 161 31 15
2568 Bill, help me understand; it appears you've really transformed from last week's interest in Bollywood. 1.2947 0.03965 207 158 37 12
2569 So,your mother let you grow up as a cowboy... 1.2947 0.04023 207 159 35 13
2570 Perhaps the range was more of an escape than a true home? 1.2946 0.03595 224 167 48 9
2571 You don't need a microphone. You're projecting enough already. 1.2946 0.03758 224 170 42 12
2572 Hang on, sing the chorus again - I have an idea. 1.2946 0.03595 224 167 48 9
2573 Take us back to your home and never hearing a discouraging word. 1.2946 0.03705 224 169 44 11
2574 And what comes up for you when I say, “where the deer and the antelope play?” 1.2946 0.03650 224 168 46 10
2575 I guess this next song will also be about your mother. 1.2946 0.03650 224 168 46 10
2576 Let me get this straight; You're old cow hand from the Rio Grande And you’re going to bawl if they build the wall. 1.2946 0.03811 224 171 40 13
2577 Let’s talk about your belief that your dog stole your pickup. 1.2944 0.04101 197 151 34 12
2578 So you’re saying Loraine done you wrong . 1.2944 0.04037 197 150 36 11
2579 But you told the little dogies to git along, right? 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
2580 What do you mean, you still got the blues? 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
2581 Again, sorry about your dog. Can we move beyond that? 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
2582 Tell me more why your “momma” didn’t want you to grow up to be a cowboy. 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
2583 You will never make any progress if you keep singing the same old song. 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
2584 Let's circle back on Willie Nelson and your mother. 1.2944 0.03681 231 175 44 12
2585 So you’ve lost your home and your range? 1.2941 0.04003 204 156 36 12
2586 So you say your whole life feels like a country-Western song—or just the divorce? 1.2941 0.03447 255 192 51 12
2587 So you were out in the West Texas town of El Paso and you fell in love with a Mexican girl. How did that make you feel? 1.2941 0.04180 204 159 30 15
2588 Just because you're reclining doesn't mean you're not a walking cliche. 1.2941 0.03880 204 154 40 10
2589 Before we move on, you should write down those lyrics. 1.2941 0.04003 204 156 36 12
2590 So, you're bitter about not being invited when the deer and the antelope play? 1.2941 0.03681 221 166 45 10
2591 The pickup truck must represent your mother. 1.2941 0.03568 221 164 49 8
2592 Has growing up as a boy named Sue affected your gender identity? 1.2941 0.04063 204 157 34 13
2593 While home on the range, how often did you hear a discouraging word? 1.2941 0.04180 204 159 30 15
2594 No, I can't tell you "where cowboys go when they die." 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
2595 I wouldn't sing about it if I were you 1.2939 0.03723 245 189 40 16
2596 So, there never was a horse like the Tennessee stud? 1.2939 0.03915 228 177 35 16
2597 These buffalo gals who dance by the light of the moon are just a figment of your imagination Clem. 1.2939 0.03552 228 170 49 9
2598 I agree it's a decidedly American metaphor, but jeezus Gary you are a Proctologist and I personally don't think it suits you. 1.2938 0.03911 211 161 38 12
2599 There, I turned my chair. Now put down the guitar. 1.2938 0.03673 211 157 46 8
2600 My advice - change the lyrics. 'I've never been to bed with an ugly woman, but I've sure woken up with a few' won't cut it with the MeToo crowd. 1.2938 0.04243 211 167 26 18
2601 Perhaps “Yippie yi ooh Yippie yi yay” was a bit of a trigger for you, no? 1.2936 0.03478 218 160 52 6
2602 `Don't Fence Me In'? -- You're paranoid. 1.2936 0.03713 218 164 44 10
2603 Dang me. Dang me. I ought to take a rope and hang me. 1.2936 0.03987 218 169 34 15
2604 When did it stop feeling like your home on the range? 1.2936 0.03713 218 164 44 10
2605 Once more, this time with feeling. 1.2936 0.04040 218 170 32 16
2606 I'm an old cowhand from Flushing, Queens" may, in fact, be of no deeper significance. But it's catchy 1.2935 0.04084 184 139 36 9
2607 Tell me again when Lucile left you with four hungry children and a crop in the field. 1.2933 0.03636 225 169 46 10
2608 So, you travel alone, but are you really lonesome? 1.2933 0.03581 225 168 48 9
2609 We've covered your dog, girlfriend and your old car. Let's move on. 1.2933 0.03744 225 171 42 12
2610 These deer, and the antelope. Tell me how they play. 1.2933 0.03767 208 156 43 9
2611 Where do you identify on the continuum from country to western? 1.2933 0.04064 208 161 33 14
2612 Why do you think you need a home where the buffalo roam? 1.2933 0.03829 208 157 41 10
2613 I have been considering suicide... ever since you started playing. 1.2933 0.04064 208 161 33 14
2614 I hate to tell you, but, it's your misfortune and none of my own. 1.2933 0.04121 208 162 31 15
2615 Can you sing "Crazy" by Patsy Cline? 1.2932 0.04441 191 151 24 16
2616 Can we extend these sessions to 90 minutes? I was born a ramblin' man. 1.2931 0.03817 232 179 38 15
2617 Much like you, Freud could pick, but not grin. 1.2931 0.03616 232 175 46 11
2618 So you lost your wife,your house your car...your depressed , but I think you’ve got a great country song! 1.2931 0.04007 232 183 30 19
2619 I never sang for my father. 1.2931 0.03667 232 176 44 12
2620 No one knows the meaning of "Yippie Yi O Kayee" 1.2930 0.03916 215 165 37 13
2621 Let's start with your feelings for that little dogie. 1.2930 0.03627 215 160 47 8
2622 Do you think it's time Warbling Dave could just be... Dave? 1.2930 0.03567 215 159 49 7
2623 Play "Bad Shrink Blues" one more time and the guitar is out the window. 1.2930 0.03803 215 163 41 11
2624 I’m prescribing more ‘Home, home on the range” and less ‘Achy breaks heart’. 1.2929 0.03890 198 149 40 9
2625 How young were you when your pa first made you yodel? 1.2929 0.03595 239 181 46 12
2626 I really enjoy western music, but it's costing you $175. an hour." 1.2929 0.03643 239 182 44 13
2627 I don’t often say this, but you may need to consider switching genres. 1.2928 0.03667 222 167 45 10
2628 I like where this is going. But let's say you have something discouraging on your mind - what then? 1.2928 0.03554 222 165 49 8
2629 And when did you first start feeling like an old cowhand from the Rio Grande? 1.2928 0.03776 222 169 41 12
2630 So you regret telling your little dogies to git along. 1.2928 0.03722 222 168 43 11
2631 Your life sounds a lot like most country music songs. 1.2928 0.03722 222 168 43 11
2632 Well it’s time to “git along little doggie.” 1.2928 0.03830 222 170 39 13
2633 So how does it make you feel that your little doggie didn't git along? 1.2928 0.03722 222 168 43 11
2634 My method is, I try to get inside your mindset and see the world from your perspective. Um, pardner. 1.2927 0.03674 205 152 46 7
2635 So why do you think you would be so much happier deep in the heart of Texas? 1.2926 0.03646 229 173 45 11
2636 OK. Let's talk about why you want to be buried not on the lone prairie. 1.2926 0.03749 229 175 41 13
2637 The desire for a crossover hit is natural. 1.2926 0.03429 229 169 53 7
2638 So your wife just left you and your dog died. How would you describe your relationship with your mother? 1.2926 0.03749 229 175 41 13
2639 Well then try playing right handed. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
2640 Tell me what happened after the I'm Okay, You're Okay Corral. 1.2926 0.04093 188 143 35 10
2641 And how long have you two had "creative differences" ? 1.2925 0.03597 212 157 48 7
2642 So tell me happened after your dog died, your wife left you and your ran out of whiskey. 1.2925 0.03658 212