Contest #656


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656

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat.”
  2. “It was his choice. I wanted cremation.”
  3. “Don't let him fool you. He can't read.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-31T21:25:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-04-14T21:25:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-04-08T21:25:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 15, 2019
Number of captions 5278
Number of responses 769984
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 How do you respond to allegations that you're bipolar? 1.8976 0.06654 166 70 43 53
1 The poles show you’re in trouble. 1.8000 0.06816 140 62 44 34
2 I'm sure voters have noticed that you're completely in the dark half the time. 1.7769 0.06991 121 52 44 25
3 I guarantee in twelve hours we'll see a completely different side of my opponent. 1.7687 0.06693 147 69 43 35
4 Ask yourself, are you better off now than you were four billion years ago? 1.7669 0.06189 163 74 53 36
5 Oh, sure. But in 12 hours, you'll take the opposite position. 1.7200 0.06424 150 73 46 31
6 I guarantee in twelve hours my opponent will be on the other side of the issue. 1.7075 0.06633 147 75 40 32
7 That wasn’t your position this morning. 1.7031 0.07047 128 65 36 27
8 My opponent, on the other hand, tends to be all over the map. 1.6972 0.06553 142 71 43 28
9 There you go again; constantly changing your position" 1.6923 0.06718 130 64 42 24
10 Ask yourself, are you better off than you were 4.54 billion years ago? 1.6852 0.06033 162 81 51 30
11 Spin. Spin. Spin. That's all we ever get from you. 1.6835 0.06541 139 70 43 26
12 Spin and more spin! That's all we get from you. 1.6835 0.06852 139 74 35 30
13 Everything doesn’t revolve around you, you know! 1.6765 0.06424 136 67 46 23
14 Wait, if you're here, then where are we? 1.6731 0.06441 156 84 39 33
15 And finally, can you really trust my opponent whose position changes EVERY SINGLE DAY? 1.6625 0.06263 160 86 42 32
16 Twelve hours from now my opponent will do a complete about-face. 1.6596 0.06739 141 77 35 29
17 And yet just a few hours ago you held a totally different position! 1.6512 0.06663 129 67 40 22
18 Don't be fooled by her 4.5 billion years of experience. 1.6494 0.06079 154 80 48 26
19 Please let me finish. Not everything revolves around you! 1.6484 0.06890 128 69 35 24
20 I know for a fact Russia is behind this. 1.6483 0.06531 145 79 38 28
21 No offense, but half the time , you’re in the dark! 1.6481 0.06097 162 87 45 30
22 We've had enough of your spin. 1.6458 0.06269 144 75 45 24
23 Clearly Russia is behind you! 1.6410 0.06428 156 88 36 32
24 In the past 12 hours, my opponent has made a complete about-face. 1.6346 0.06174 156 85 43 28
25 Spin! All we get from you is spin! 1.6316 0.06534 133 71 40 22
26 Make no mistake—in just half a day his position will have changed 180 degrees! 1.6309 0.06270 149 81 42 26
27 My opponent changes his position every day 1.6306 0.06148 157 86 43 28
28 And can we trust a candidate that does a 180 twice a day? 1.6277 0.06715 137 77 34 26
29 My opponent’s position changes every day! 1.6259 0.06633 147 85 32 30
30 All my opponent ever does is spin, spin, spin.” 1.6212 0.06676 132 73 36 23
31 Folks, we need stability—not a revolution every 24 hours. 1.6197 0.06685 142 82 32 28
32 With all due respect, I am the one with the degree in global studies. 1.6131 0.06323 137 74 42 21
33 Wait... If you're here then where am I? 1.6122 0.06579 147 86 32 29
34 I don't care how many millions of years it took. Your 5 minutes are up. 1.6122 0.06063 147 79 46 22
35 Oh, I get it - the whole world's right and I'm wrong. 1.6099 0.06884 141 85 26 30
36 Really? You held the exact opposite position just six months ago! 1.6090 0.06651 133 75 35 23
37 You are bipolar and tempestuous. 1.6054 0.06516 147 86 33 28
38 I've got many, many continents. More continents than you can even imagine. The best continents. 1.6014 0.06268 148 84 39 25
39 Even your own poles show you losing. 1.6000 0.06709 140 83 30 27
40 Spin, spin and more spin! Stop that! 1.5976 0.05712 169 94 49 26
41 Please let me finish. Your last turn felt like it took all day. 1.5970 0.06793 134 79 30 25
42 If you're here then what am I standing on? 1.5966 0.07192 119 70 27 22
43 And another thing, you think the sun rises and sets around you! 1.5962 0.06086 156 89 41 26
44 You're in trouble at the poles! 1.5959 0.06704 146 89 27 30
45 Just as we seemed to finding some common ground, you rotate right back to the same position you held 24 hours ago! 1.5956 0.06632 136 79 33 24
46 Unfortunately, Wind and Fire will be unable to join us tonight. 1.5924 0.06126 157 91 39 27
47 Just in the last day, my opponent has rotated 360 degrees. 1.5921 0.06075 152 86 42 24
48 Yes, but can you act locally? 1.5921 0.05856 152 83 48 21
49 Rest assured, by the time this debate is over, my opponent will have changed positions yet again. 1.5890 0.06349 146 85 36 25
50 The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself. 1.5886 0.06164 158 93 37 28
51 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is me against the world. 1.5878 0.06355 148 87 35 26
52 First you spend millions of years making fossil fuels, now you say we can't use them? 1.5845 0.06496 142 84 33 25
53 There you go again, thinking everything revolves around you! 1.5823 0.05834 158 89 46 23
54 Unlike my opponent, I don’t believe everything revolves around me. 1.5816 0.06612 141 85 30 26
55 Are you better off than you were four billion years ago? 1.5816 0.06136 141 79 42 20
56 My opponent believes the sun rises and sets on her. 1.5814 0.06934 129 78 27 24
57 Not quite. But you're getting warmer. 1.5772 0.06111 149 86 40 23
58 Look, if you are who you say you are then what am I standing on? 1.5772 0.06330 149 89 34 26
59 Don't be intimidated by the gravity of my opponent. 1.5758 0.06640 132 78 32 22
60 Nothing but spin. 1.5745 0.06464 141 84 33 24
61 Enough with the spin. 1.5732 0.05940 157 91 42 24
62 Are we really considering electing someone who will be over five billion years old at the time they take office? 1.5725 0.06322 131 74 39 18
63 This debate doesn't revolve around you. 1.5714 0.06029 147 84 42 21
64 There you go again, promising the moon. 1.5705 0.05615 156 86 51 19
65 It’s always about you, isn’t it? 1.5704 0.06268 135 77 39 19
66 It's all spin. 1.5672 0.06218 134 76 40 18
67 My opponent relies too heavily on poles. 1.5633 0.06249 158 98 31 29
68 I knew Venus. Venus was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Venus. 1.5621 0.06140 153 92 36 25
69 My opponent here is a master of spin. 1.5606 0.06202 132 75 40 17
70 My opponent spins everything. 1.5584 0.05970 154 91 40 23
71 The earth has an announcement to make: it's bi-polar. 1.5581 0.06865 129 80 26 23
72 She keeps going around and around and never gets to her point. 1.5556 0.06453 135 81 33 21
73 Half of each and every day, my opponent is operating in the dark. 1.5548 0.06218 155 96 32 27
74 Sure, my opponent claims she can provide clean air, clean water, enough food for everyone - but how is she going to pay for it? 1.5540 0.06472 139 85 31 23
75 My opponent has been spinning in circles. If we follow her we'll just end up in the same spot next year! 1.5535 0.05758 159 93 44 22
76 It appears my opponent is getting heated. 1.5530 0.06569 132 80 31 21
77 You can spin all you want 1.5528 0.06752 123 74 30 19
78 Save the Earth? Now who's the narcissist? 1.5526 0.05962 152 90 40 22
79 So, if you are here, what are we all standing on? 1.5522 0.06493 134 81 32 21
80 As always, my opponent is going around in circles. 1.5508 0.06658 118 69 33 16
81 Yeah, and I guess you think the sun revolves around you! 1.5507 0.06177 138 81 38 19
82 Is my opponent going to reach a point or continue to go around in circles? 1.5506 0.05718 158 92 45 21
83 And the moon is gonna pay for it. 1.5504 0.06781 129 80 27 22
84 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation! 1.5500 0.05868 160 96 40 24
85 It is common knowledge that my opponent is a master of spin 1.5497 0.05756 171 104 40 27
86 I'm afraid your time's almost up. 1.5490 0.05934 153 91 40 22
87 It is almost impossible to overstate the gravity of my opponent’s position. 1.5489 0.06620 133 82 29 22
88 Can you be a bit more Pacific? 1.5479 0.05998 146 86 40 20
89 That wasn’t your position six months ago! 1.5474 0.06300 137 82 35 20
90 A stay-at-home mom for 4 1/2 billion years with no managerial expertise... 1.5473 0.06164 148 90 35 23
91 Well, I'm just warming up, too. 1.5462 0.06563 130 79 31 20
92 No! I say that you have been given too much latitude already! 1.5460 0.05786 163 98 41 24
93 As you can see, my opponent is completely off his axis! 1.5455 0.06096 143 85 38 20
94 What makes you an expert on climate change? 1.5449 0.05988 156 95 37 24
95 Could you be more Pacific?! 1.5442 0.06273 147 91 32 24
96 I think you need a latitude adjustment. 1.5441 0.05984 136 78 42 16
97 Yes, my opponent may be worldly, but he also has a dark side. 1.5429 0.06280 140 85 34 21
98 You just have to put a spin on everything, don't you? 1.5419 0.05878 155 93 40 22
99 My opponent is only showing half of the picture! 1.5414 0.05307 157 87 55 15
100 Furthermore, Fox just broke the story that you weren't even born in our solar system! 1.5409 0.05833 159 96 40 23
101 If elected, I will build a great, great wall and Mars will pay for it. 1.5401 0.05862 137 78 44 15
102 Our next auction item, one used and abused planet. A real fixer upper, but with lots of potential. 1.5396 0.06398 139 86 31 22
103 As you can see the world is very big. Huge. Really huge. And there is a lot of water. Very wet water. 1.5375 0.05807 160 97 40 23
104 You don't look so hot to me. 1.5350 0.05681 157 93 44 20
105 I've seen Jupiter, sir. And you're no Jupiter. 1.5342 0.05913 161 100 36 25
106 My opponent seems to think the world of himself 1.5338 0.05865 148 88 41 19
107 There you go again... Spin. Spin. Spin. 1.5338 0.05865 148 88 41 19
108 You too have faults. 1.5325 0.05632 169 103 42 24
109 I will concede that my opponent speaks with exceptional gravity. 1.5325 0.06053 154 96 34 24
110 The Flat Earth Society welcomes a very controversial speaker tonight... 1.5321 0.05993 156 97 35 24
111 And yet my opponent refuses to share her earth certificate! 1.5319 0.06086 141 85 37 19
112 I will concede that my opponent may have more gravitas. 1.5303 0.06219 132 79 36 17
113 In case you haven't heard--you are not the center of the universe. 1.5298 0.05929 151 92 38 21
114 In general, we at the Flat Earth Society do not lend much credibility to physical evidence. 1.5294 0.06257 136 83 34 19
115 You're constantly shifting your position. 1.5294 0.06014 153 95 35 23
116 My opponent is a known environmental extremist. 1.5287 0.06032 157 99 33 25
117 If you're here, then where are we? 1.5286 0.06367 140 88 30 22
118 Please, stop saying "I think I 'm speaking for all of us..." 1.5276 0.05457 163 96 48 19
119 You think everything revolves around you. 1.5271 0.06791 129 83 24 22
120 My opponent is a disaster waiting to happen. 1.5270 0.05945 148 90 38 20
121 Proving, once again, it's me against the world. 1.5266 0.05696 169 105 39 25
122 My opponent, clearly, thinks the world of himself. 1.5263 0.05750 152 91 42 19
123 Are you better off now than you were four billion years ago? 1.5256 0.05855 156 96 38 22
124 Could you be a bit more Pacific? 1.5255 0.05959 137 81 40 16
125 That's your best argument? You have 4.5 billion years of life experience over me? 1.5255 0.06048 137 82 38 17
126 No doubt my opponent will defend globalism. 1.5250 0.05534 160 95 46 19
127 Can I finish my point? You had 4.5 billion years to make yours. 1.5247 0.05483 162 96 47 19
128 Wait... if you're here, then what planet am I on? 1.5241 0.06118 145 90 34 21
129 And what makes YOU an expert on climate change? 1.5238 0.05661 168 104 40 24
130 OK, so maybe when I said I would "take on the world" I overpromised. 1.5231 0.06294 130 79 34 17
131 It isn't fair. You've been warming up for a while. I'm just getting started. 1.5231 0.06294 130 79 34 17
132 Point to where the orange man hurt you. 1.5229 0.06295 153 100 26 27
133 I knew Jupiter; I was a friend of Jupiter, and sir, you are no Jupiter. 1.5223 0.05827 157 97 38 22
134 I'm for the voters while my opponent is for self-preservation. 1.5223 0.05827 157 97 38 22
135 Well, it looks like the whole world is against me. 1.5221 0.06172 136 83 35 18
136 I catch your continental drift. 1.5221 0.06172 136 83 35 18
137 And you, sir, are no Mars. 1.5215 0.05795 163 102 37 24
138 I knew planet Earth, you sir are no planet Earth. 1.5215 0.05663 163 100 41 22
139 I would ask my opponent to please refrain from finishing every argument with "the world has spoken". 1.5211 0.06219 142 89 32 21
140 When I said I’m willing to take on the whole world, it was a metaphor! 1.5210 0.05428 167 100 47 20
141 My opponent is all over the map. 1.5197 0.05902 152 94 37 21
142 And now, someone who needs no introduction. 1.5197 0.06600 127 80 28 19
143 Global warming, world peace, global poverty"...For my opponent it's always, "Me, me, me! 1.5188 0.06631 133 86 25 22
144 I would suggest to you that you are taking these climate change debates far too personally 1.5185 0.05934 135 80 40 15
145 Do you even understand the gravity of this situation? 1.5185 0.05934 135 80 40 15
146 I give facts and all you get from her is spin. 1.5182 0.06138 137 84 35 18
147 Oh, believe me. I'm just warming up, too! 1.5172 0.05631 145 85 45 15
148 My opponant can spin as much as he likes but we all know that in 24 hours he will return to exactly the same position. Just admit it sir; you are a globalist! 1.5166 0.05781 151 92 40 19
149 You're clearly out of your orbit. 1.5161 0.05886 155 97 36 22
150 Stop spinning and give me a straight answer! 1.5161 0.05669 155 94 42 19
151 No, I'm the one who's just warming up. 1.5161 0.05815 155 96 38 21
152 It's me against the world. 1.5152 0.06130 132 80 36 16
153 So after Atlas shrugged, what happened? 1.5149 0.06507 134 86 27 21
154 That's not exactly what I meant, but you're getting warmer. 1.5147 0.06173 136 84 34 18
155 Please give a not-so-warm welcome to our next guest. 1.5147 0.06084 136 83 36 17
156 My opponent is ignoring the gravity of this situation. 1.5140 0.04907 179 103 60 16
157 Why does it always feel like it's me against the world? 1.5137 0.06088 146 92 33 21
158 So I guess it's me against the world. 1.5132 0.05753 152 93 40 19
159 Doug mansplains climate change to Mother Earth 1.5130 0.06058 154 99 31 24
160 Well, I guess it's me against the world, then! 1.5125 0.05677 160 99 40 21
161 You see, the whole world is against me. 1.5122 0.05638 164 102 40 22
162 My opponent is a master at spinning. 1.5122 0.05769 164 104 36 24
163 And what makes you the expert on global warming? 1.5119 0.05849 168 109 32 27
164 You always have to turn everything into a global issue, don’t you? 1.5116 0.06795 129 85 22 22
165 Stop spinning everything. 1.5113 0.06280 133 83 32 18
166 You thought you were too big to fail. 1.5108 0.06407 139 90 27 22
167 You need to cool down before we continue. 1.5103 0.06276 145 94 28 23
168 Wait ... if you’re there, where am I? 1.5097 0.05520 155 93 45 17
169 I can see Alaska from here! 1.5096 0.05899 157 100 34 23
170 My five minutes are up. I'm sure my opponent could go on for ages. 1.5077 0.05906 130 77 40 13
171 My opponent, however, leans twenty three and a half degrees to the left but six months later will do exactly the opposire! 1.5072 0.06277 138 88 30 20
172 Just cool down. 1.5070 0.06059 142 89 34 19
173 All my opponent does is spin. 1.5070 0.06301 142 92 28 22
174 Enough about your problems. 1.5068 0.05770 146 89 40 17
175 My opponent has 'flatly refused' and now he 'roundly condemns' - well, which is it? 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
176 Oh, sure...next you'll be saying you speak for everyone. 1.5068 0.05792 148 91 39 18
177 May I present, the leading authority on climate change. 1.5068 0.05631 148 89 43 16
178 Once again, my opponent proves the master of spin. 1.5067 0.05413 150 88 48 14
179 Let me finish...you've had 4.5 billion years; it's my turn to talk. 1.5065 0.05772 154 96 38 20
180 What if I’m right and the whole world IS wrong? 1.5065 0.05623 154 94 42 18
181 What on earth are you talking about? 1.5063 0.05732 158 99 38 21
182 With all due respect, the people are getting sick of your constant spin. 1.5061 0.05225 164 97 51 16
183 My opponent would have you believe that a crisis is looming... 1.5038 0.05710 133 78 43 12
184 My opponent obviously thinks the world of himself. 1.5036 0.05719 139 83 42 14
185 There you go again, always spinning things! 1.5036 0.05899 139 85 38 16
186 Who cares what the world thinks! 1.5036 0.06073 139 87 34 18
187 Must you put a spin on everything? 1.5034 0.05547 145 86 45 14
188 The universe does not revolve around you! 1.5034 0.05717 145 88 41 16
189 My opponent seems to think the sun rises and sets on her alone! 1.5034 0.05822 147 91 38 18
190 Is it warm in here or is it just you? 1.5033 0.05706 151 93 40 18
191 My opponent thinks everything revolves around her. 1.5033 0.05874 153 97 35 21
192 My opponent’s arguments are just all over the map. 1.5000 0.05661 144 87 42 15
193 You're not too big to fail. 1.5000 0.05608 160 100 40 20
194 You say you want a revolution? 1.5000 0.06868 106 66 27 13
195 Too big to fail? Tell that to Venus. 1.5000 0.05995 144 91 34 19
196 I don't care for my opponent's spin. 1.5000 0.05362 152 90 48 14
197 And now, introducing my special guest for Earth Day... 1.5000 0.05329 174 108 45 21
198 Quit with the spin! 1.5000 0.06113 124 75 36 13
199 My opponent will promise you the moon. 1.5000 0.05495 156 95 44 17
200 I told you I’m not paranoid..the world IS against me 1.5000 0.06141 142 91 31 20
201 Sir, could you be more pacific? 1.5000 0.05661 144 87 42 15
202 I don't think my opponent appreciates the gravity of the situation. 1.5000 0.05802 158 101 35 22
203 Please - you've had 5 billion years; you can wait another 30 seconds. 1.5000 0.05830 152 96 36 20
204 I know you’re just warming up 1.5000 0.05889 150 95 35 20
205 Nothing but spin, folks! 1.4969 0.05530 163 102 41 20
206 Must you spin everything? 1.4969 0.05511 161 100 42 19
207 This is big, no matter how you spin it. 1.4969 0.05563 159 99 41 19
208 Our next presenter has tremendous gravitas. 1.4969 0.05634 159 100 39 20
209 And our next expert on climate change needs no introduction... 1.4968 0.05900 157 102 32 23
210 Volatile. Windy. Erupting. Stormy. These are all words commonly used to describe my opponent. 1.4966 0.05684 149 92 40 17
211 Spin, spin, spin, that’s all you do! 1.4966 0.05822 147 92 37 18
212 You clearly fail to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4965 0.05690 143 87 41 15
213 71% of my opponent's surface is covered with water. He is practically all wet. He is 4.54 billion years old! He takes 24 hours to rotate on his axis! Let's not even mention the gaping hole in his ozone layer. vote for me. 1.4965 0.06092 141 90 32 19
214 Of course my opponent promises you the world. But does he have anything else to offer? 1.4964 0.06140 137 87 32 18
215 The earth was captured by the sun. I like planets that were not captured by the sun! 1.4962 0.06536 131 86 25 20
216 You're just mad because you're melting in the polls. 1.4937 0.05677 160 102 37 21
217 And our next Earth Day speaker needs no introduction. 1.4935 0.05698 154 97 38 19
218 Everyday her position changes, like 180 degrees. 1.4935 0.05547 154 95 42 17
219 I don't care how many revolutions you've started. You have to wait your turn. 1.4933 0.05734 150 94 38 18
220 So if YOU'RE here, then what planet am I on? 1.4932 0.05871 148 94 35 19
221 Are you going to answer the question, or just keep spinning? 1.4932 0.05792 148 93 37 18
222 My opponent expects everything to revolve around him. 1.4932 0.05519 146 88 44 14
223 This is America! Who cares what the world thinks. 1.4932 0.05519 146 88 44 14
224 And how do you feel about Europe and Asia talking behind your back? 1.4932 0.05932 146 93 34 19
225 Voters want the truth but you just spin. 1.4931 0.05661 144 88 41 15
226 Looks like it’s me against the world. 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
227 No, only most of the stage is a world. 1.4928 0.06361 138 91 26 21
228 I believe your time is almost up 1.4925 0.05969 134 83 36 15
229 My opponent seems to disregard the gravity of the situation! 1.4923 0.06297 130 83 30 17
230 What my opponent fails to mention is that I WILL build a wall. And Mars will pay for it! 1.4918 0.06506 122 78 28 16
231 Our next speaker will share a more global perspective. 1.4907 0.05147 161 96 51 14
232 Now, my opponent would have you believe she’s actually getting hotter with age. 1.4906 0.06173 159 109 22 28
233 Why is it always me against the world?! 1.4906 0.05773 159 103 34 22
234 And now, for a global perspective. 1.4903 0.05208 155 92 50 13
235 My opponent is all over the place. 1.4902 0.05573 153 95 41 17
236 I guess it really is me against the world. 1.4899 0.05684 149 93 39 17
237 MEDICS! Something just fell on our president! 1.4897 0.06121 145 95 29 21
238 Some days, it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4892 0.06072 139 89 32 18
239 Would I be running for reelection if I cared what the world thinks? 1.4892 0.05809 139 86 38 15
240 Stop! It's all just spin! 1.4892 0.05986 139 88 34 17
241 ... and I assert that the only reason you support the idea of global warming is your own self interest. 1.4892 0.06325 139 92 26 21
242 I too, am just warming up! 1.4889 0.05649 135 81 42 12
243 I, on the other hand, prefer to think locally. 1.4887 0.05906 133 82 37 14
244 ``You're hot? Well my feet hurt. Now answer the question.'' 1.4884 0.06428 129 84 27 18
245 What do you mean you’re just warming up? 1.4882 0.06211 127 80 32 15
246 My opponent's views on global climate change are clearly self-serving. 1.4877 0.05415 162 101 43 18
247 You claim to think globally, but can we afford to have a president who is bipolar? 1.4873 0.06073 158 107 25 26
248 And now, straight from its world tour around the sun... 1.4872 0.05494 156 97 42 17
249 My opponent represents everything that is wrong with the world today. 1.4870 0.05546 154 96 41 17
250 Just when the debate started to get interesting, Atlas shrugged. 1.4870 0.05916 154 101 31 22
251 Enough spin! 1.4870 0.05391 154 94 45 15
252 And to my left, the Democratic candidates for President of the United States. 1.4868 0.06049 152 101 28 23
253 This feels like it’s me against the world. 1.4867 0.05655 150 94 39 17
254 What can you say when the whole world is against you? 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
255 See you in twenty-four hours. 1.4861 0.05829 144 91 36 17
256 I suppose it really is "me against the world"! 1.4861 0.06074 144 94 30 20
257 And of course my opponent will claim to be more worldly. 1.4855 0.05929 138 87 35 16
258 My opponent accuses me of failing to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4851 0.06061 134 85 33 16
259 Get to the point. I don't have 7.5 billion years. 1.4848 0.05938 132 82 36 14
260 I knew Jupiter. And you’re no Jupiter. 1.4847 0.05597 163 105 37 21
261 Despite our differences, I can certainly appreciate your uniquely global perspective.” 1.4843 0.05703 159 103 35 21
262 My opponent can't even give us a straight answer about their age. Are you 5,779 or 4.5 billion years old? 1.4841 0.05541 157 99 40 18
263 I'm afraid your time is up. 1.4837 0.05495 153 95 42 16
264 Respectfully, you don't speak for everyone. 1.4837 0.05724 153 98 36 19
265 I said "you're flat" not "fat". 1.4834 0.05627 151 95 39 17
266 I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation. 1.4832 0.05683 149 94 38 17
267 What makes you think you can speak for the whole world? 1.4832 0.05683 149 94 38 17
268 So where is Carmen Sandiego? 1.4832 0.05993 149 98 30 21
269 I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's age or rising core temperature. 1.4831 0.05739 118 69 41 8
270 My turn! Your 5 billion years are up. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
271 You're getting a little heated. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
272 I feel like the whole world is against me here. 1.4828 0.05962 145 94 32 19
273 Who in the world do you think you are? 1.4825 0.06265 143 96 25 22
274 My opponent is clearly off his axis. 1.4824 0.05357 170 108 42 20
275 Just more spin from my opponent. 1.4820 0.05897 139 88 35 16
276 I think we've all had about enough of your spin. 1.4820 0.05717 139 86 39 14
277 Yet again, it’s me against the world. 1.4820 0.05897 139 88 35 16
278 Unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist. 1.4818 0.06225 137 90 28 19
279 It’s always me against the world! 1.4818 0.05870 137 86 36 15
280 My sincere apologies to our next presenter, but, it seems, we have run out of time. 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
281 There you go again, always promising the moon! 1.4812 0.05535 160 102 39 19
282 If you're here, what are we standing on? 1.4812 0.06187 133 86 30 17
283 I would like to urge my distinguished opponent to cool down. 1.4805 0.05545 154 97 40 17
284 I can see Russia from here. 1.4803 0.05900 127 78 37 12
285 The World speaks for itself. The question is whether anyone is listening. 1.4803 0.06210 127 81 31 15
286 It's indisputable that my opponent likes to "spin". 1.4800 0.05493 150 93 42 15
287 Yes, but act local. 1.4800 0.05654 150 95 38 17
288 You just keep going in circles. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
289 And now for a global perspective on tonight's topic... 1.4795 0.05517 146 90 42 14
290 is it warm in here, or is that just you 1.4793 0.05380 169 108 41 20
291 With all due respect, those comments reflect an incredibly biased world view. 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
292 My opponent makes every issue a global issue. 1.4792 0.05304 144 86 47 11
293 As Atlas was saying just before he shrugged... 1.4792 0.06073 144 95 29 20
294 First let me say that I think the world of my opponent. 1.4792 0.05395 144 87 45 12
295 I'm hot and gassy too and I don't blame YOU for it. 1.4789 0.05804 142 90 36 16
296 I keep telling my shrink I am not paranoid, the whole world is against me. 1.4789 0.05804 142 90 36 16
297 I feel like the whole world is against me. 1.4788 0.05544 165 107 37 21
298 You sir, are no sun. 1.4785 0.05595 163 106 36 21
299 To begin - I just want to say, I think the world of my opponent. 1.4783 0.05747 138 86 38 14
300 Being 4.6 Billion years old doesn't make you an expert in everything! 1.4780 0.05560 159 102 38 19
301 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Pluto. 1.4779 0.05901 136 86 35 15
302 Stop. You've had your turn. 1.4779 0.05520 136 82 43 11
303 Oh, now you’re the expert on climate change? 1.4776 0.06331 134 89 26 19
304 I have an axis to grind with you. 1.4773 0.05936 132 83 35 14
305 Please excuse the methane release. 1.4768 0.05466 151 94 42 15
306 Don't you turn your Pacific at me! I'm talking to you! 1.4768 0.05466 151 94 42 15
307 I appreciate your global perspective, however...…. 1.4768 0.05856 151 99 32 20
308 My opponent puts a spin on everything. 1.4765 0.05352 149 91 45 13
309 At first glance the earth seems impressive, but there's a darker side. 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
310 Same old spin! 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
311 Have you ever felt like the whole world’s against you? 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
312 My opponent is just spinning around in circles! 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
313 Next thing you’re going to say is that WE are to blame for your problems. 1.4753 0.05412 162 103 41 18
314 I'd like to ask my opponent what *really* happened to the dinosaurs? 1.4752 0.05745 141 89 37 15
315 We keep going round and round on this issue... 1.4747 0.05365 158 99 43 16
316 Even from this far out, New Jersey still sucks. 1.4747 0.06003 158 108 25 25
317 I challenge my opponent to prove he originated in our solar system. 1.4741 0.05743 135 84 38 13
318 I’ve got moons, lots of moons; the BEST moons. 1.4737 0.05459 171 112 37 22
319 And believe me, this is only the half of it. 1.4733 0.05808 150 98 33 19
320 My opponent would like you to believe she can be all things to all people. 1.4726 0.05928 146 96 31 19
321 Excuse me, this is a no spin zone. 1.4726 0.05515 146 91 41 14
322 My opponent is clearly a Globalist. 1.4726 0.05928 146 96 31 19
323 My opponent's argument only holds 70% water. 1.4724 0.06207 127 82 30 15
324 You may think the world of my opponent now, but he will turn on you...every single day! 1.4722 0.05990 144 95 30 19
325 I am NOT paranoid! Why is the whole world against me? 1.4717 0.05769 159 106 31 22
326 My opponent is going to promise you the world. 1.4713 0.05628 174 118 30 26
327 Can there remain any doubt that my opponent’s world view is extremely self-centered? 1.4710 0.05926 138 89 33 16
328 Time's up. 1.4709 0.05308 172 111 41 20
329 Do you understand the gravity of this situation? 1.4702 0.05701 151 98 35 18
330 We all know that you're in the pocket of Big Solar. 1.4701 0.06057 134 87 31 16
331 Who are you going to believe? Me, or the rest of the world? 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
332 I'm really up against the world here. 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
333 Me against the world was meant to be rhetorical 1.4694 0.05736 147 95 35 17
334 And still you deny being a globalist? 1.4686 0.05176 175 112 44 19
335 I fully grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
336 You are not the center of the universe! 1.4681 0.05654 141 89 38 14
337 Our next speaker is no stranger to the world stage.... 1.4679 0.05413 156 99 41 16
338 I'll let the world speak for itself. 1.4678 0.05265 171 110 42 19
339 You sir are not too big to fail. 1.4677 0.06213 124 80 30 14
340 It's no surprise that my opponent hides his most polarizing features. 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
341 Hey - cool down! 1.4675 0.05766 154 102 32 20
342 I, too, am mostly made up of water 1.4675 0.05038 169 105 49 15
343 I would remind my opponent that his time is up. 1.4675 0.05311 169 109 41 19
344 I always said, it’s me against the world. 1.4671 0.05516 152 97 39 16
345 Now for a global perspective! 1.4671 0.05823 152 101 31 20
346 Our next speaker needs no introduction... 1.4667 0.05489 150 95 40 15
347 And you come up here acting like the sun revolves around you! 1.4667 0.06203 135 90 27 18
348 While my opponent clearly has a global perspective, note his bias toward the western hemisphere. 1.4667 0.05835 135 86 35 14
349 So what makes you such an expert on climate change? 1.4663 0.05524 163 107 36 20
350 I believe you've had your turn. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
351 Now who's getting overheated!? 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
352 I can see Russia from this podium. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
353 Having the whole world on your side still doesn't make you right! 1.4659 0.05026 176 111 48 17
354 Just back from a successful revolution around the sun, let’s give it up for Earth. 1.4658 0.05140 161 100 47 14
355 AND she claims to be an expert on global warming! But I ask, 'WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS?' 1.4658 0.05512 146 92 40 14
356 We have still yet to see my opponent’s birth certificate. 1.4656 0.06253 131 87 27 17
357 Well, I really don’t like your latitude. 1.4651 0.06132 129 84 30 15
358 I’d like to thank everyone for being with us this evening. 1.4650 0.05310 157 99 43 15
359 Sometimes I feel as if it is me versus the world! 1.4645 0.05280 155 97 44 14
360 Again, it’s me against the world. 1.4643 0.06117 140 94 27 19
361 What world are YOU living in? 1.4641 0.05566 153 99 37 17
362 With all due respect, my esteemed colleague lacks real-world experience. 1.4640 0.06278 125 82 28 15
363 My opponent claims to be the Earth, but then what am I standing on! 1.4636 0.05775 151 100 32 19
364 And now, who better to tell us about Earth Day than our next speaker -- 1.4634 0.05429 164 107 38 19
365 I'm sorry, your time is up. 1.4631 0.05676 149 97 35 17
366 Pee-ew. Did you just pass green house gas? 1.4631 0.05514 149 95 39 15
367 My opponent has Russia in his back pocket. 1.4626 0.05733 147 96 34 17
368 Your lakes are great. I will accept that. 1.4625 0.04928 160 97 52 11
369 My opponent does nothing but spin! 1.4621 0.05792 145 95 33 17
370 Guess again. You’re getting warmer. 1.4621 0.05792 145 95 33 17
371 I concede-the world is getting smaller. 1.4621 0.05272 145 89 45 11
372 When I debate, it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4621 0.06191 145 100 23 22
373 What else are you hiding besides Europe, Africa,China, and India? 1.4620 0.05581 158 104 35 19
374 I'm sorry but you are running out of time. 1.4615 0.05997 130 84 32 14
375 My opponent continues to go in circles. 1.4615 0.05936 143 95 30 18
376 You're all over the place. 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
377 Let's get this straight--contrary to what you may have thought, things don't all revolve around you!! 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
378 In closing let me point out that my opponent has been involved for at least 10,000 years in wars, genocide, famine, corruption, hurricanes, murders--to name but a few. 1.4615 0.05561 156 102 36 18
379 I know the whole world is against me... 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
380 Mars was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Mars. 1.4604 0.05977 139 92 30 17
381 The earth would now like to speak for itself. 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
382 The gravity of the situation has not escaped me! 1.4599 0.05581 137 86 39 12
383 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You're no Pluto. 1.4599 0.06043 137 91 29 17
384 The "Flat Earth Society" opposes all forms of fake news and pseudo-science. 1.4597 0.06209 124 81 29 14
385 Today I feel like the whole world is against me. 1.4596 0.05359 161 104 40 17
386 And this is what happened when Atlas shrugged. 1.4595 0.05862 148 99 30 19
387 Yeah, what makes you a climate expert? 1.4595 0.05940 148 100 28 20
388 I think I speak for everyone present today to remind you that not everything revolves around you. 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
389 What you lack in a degree, you make up for in real world experience 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
390 "As you can see, the whole world is against me. Sad." 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
391 The World view seemed to dominate tonight's debate. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
392 You're just going round in circles 1.4589 0.06002 146 99 27 20
393 Stop turning and pay attention! 1.4589 0.05678 146 95 35 16
394 Oh! So now you're an expert on climate change? 1.4589 0.05842 146 97 31 18
395 As you can see, my opponent is in a world of his own. 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
396 The 2020 Presidential Debate: Donald Trump vs. the size of his ego. 1.4586 0.05821 157 107 28 22
397 The whole world is wrong. I'm right. 1.4583 0.05736 144 94 34 16
398 Undignified? Half an hour ago you mooned me! 1.4581 0.05586 155 102 35 18
399 How can I have a meaningful debate with you when you keep turning on me? 1.4577 0.05795 142 93 33 16
400 My opponent will promise you the world, and, yes, technically, he can deliver on that promise. 1.4577 0.05620 142 91 37 14
401 Do all the Democratic candidates have to be on the stage at the same time? 1.4574 0.06226 129 86 27 16
402 Let's hear from both sides! 1.4571 0.05400 140 87 42 11
403 It’s simple, just show us your earth certificate. 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
404 Don't be fooled by his promises of the sun and the moon too. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
405 You keep going around in circles. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
406 My opponent thinks the world of himself . . . 1.4564 0.05673 149 98 34 17
407 "I'm appalled my opponent would say everyone is on his side. 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
408 You just keep going around and around... 1.4557 0.05281 158 101 42 15
409 I studied Venus. I knew Venus. Planet, you're no Venus. 1.4552 0.06322 134 92 23 19
410 Accepting the award for Al Gore is...earth" 1.4552 0.05705 145 95 34 16
411 You're putting your spin on everything. 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
412 It's all about you, isn't it? 1.4545 0.05458 154 100 38 16
413 Well, yes, but that's a global point of view... 1.4545 0.05848 143 95 31 17
414 And now a word on global warming from an interested party. 1.4545 0.06118 132 88 28 16
415 And I suppose this is when you regale all of us with your “world view” 1.4545 0.05764 143 94 33 16
416 Look. It's too big to fail. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
417 I can see my opponent needs a decade or two to cool down. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
418 My opponent obviously doesn't respect borders! 1.4538 0.05892 130 84 33 13
419 Isn't it true that you have never produced a big bang certificate to establish once and for all that you are even a planet? 1.4534 0.05499 161 107 35 19
420 Oh, I'm just warming up. 1.4532 0.05614 139 89 37 13
421 I'm gonna stop you because I feel you're just going in circles. 1.4529 0.05147 170 110 43 17
422 Stop your relentless spinning and let's have a real debate! 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
423 I would remind my worthy opponent that it isn't the only planet in the Solar System. 1.4521 0.05674 146 96 34 16
424 Sometimes it feels like it’s me against the world. 1.4518 0.05167 166 107 43 16
425 I feel like we're just going around and around here. 1.4518 0.05306 166 109 39 18
426 My opponent's claim of "Real World" experience is greatly exaggerated. 1.4516 0.05507 155 102 36 17
427 You, sir, are a globalist! 1.4514 0.05816 144 96 31 17
428 Before you begin, I just want to say, we are glad you are here, and we are sorry for not listening. 1.4514 0.05292 144 90 43 11
429 It's obvious that my opponent does not believe, and has never believed, in 'America First.' 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
430 Fake Planet. 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 38 18
431 Ladies and gentlemen, she's mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore... please welcome... 1.4511 0.06266 133 91 24 18
432 You're not as hot as you think. 1.4510 0.05560 153 101 35 17
433 My opponent seems to think that the universe revolves around him 1.4507 0.05877 142 95 30 17
434 ..and now, for the council's consideration, we have Planet Earth seeking an eviction notice for 7,542,661,844 tenants on the grounds of .. 1.4503 0.05920 151 104 26 21
435 Excuse me, you've had your 5 trillion minutes. 1.4503 0.05454 151 98 38 15
436 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. And you're no Pluto. 1.4503 0.05692 151 101 32 18
437 Frankly, I'm surprised by your lack of gravitas. 1.4500 0.05583 140 90 37 13
438 Excuse me, but I believe your 4.5 billion years is up 1.4497 0.05749 149 100 31 18
439 You've had your say for the last 4.5 billion years; it's my turn now. 1.4496 0.06222 129 87 26 16
440 My opponent is trying to spin his way out of this question. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
441 Once again, my opponent uses circular logic. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
442 I don't believe my opponent understands the gravity of the situation." 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
443 You've changed. 1.4490 0.05644 147 97 34 16
444 I knew Mother Earth, and you Sir, are no Mother Earth. 1.4487 0.05773 156 107 28 21
445 Enough of your spinning! 1.4485 0.05505 136 86 39 11
446 My opponent's term has been one disaster after another. 1.4485 0.05603 136 87 37 12
447 I'm not the one getting heated... 1.4483 0.06028 145 100 25 20
448 Atlas will be right back. 1.4483 0.05948 145 99 27 19
449 While Atlas is on his bathroom break... 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
450 My opponent constantly changes his position and puts his own spin on my ideas. 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
451 And now for a more global perspective... 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
452 Yes, yes....the Western Hemisphere....it's always the Western Hemisphere with you. 1.4474 0.05345 152 98 40 14
453 Sometimes the whole world is against me! 1.4474 0.05662 152 102 32 18
454 Okay, I'll concede you appear more worldly. 1.4474 0.05345 152 98 40 14
455 I like planets that don’t capture greenhouse gasses! 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
456 Excuse me, your time is up! 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
457 Enough with your world views. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
458 My opponent claims he's "too big to fail", but... 1.4468 0.05732 141 93 33 15
459 You make a strong argument, but the Flat Earth Society remains unconvinced. 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
460 My opponent blames society for all of her problems. 1.4467 0.05312 150 96 41 13
461 Let me finish; you had all day on your turn. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
462 Now, to give us a global perspective ... 1.4460 0.05515 139 89 38 12
463 Let me guess, Green party? 1.4459 0.05695 148 99 32 17
464 Did Atlas call in sick again? 1.4453 0.05953 128 84 31 13
465 Fake world 1.4452 0.05994 146 101 25 20
466 I think it’s really insensitive of you to refer to Pluto as a “dwarf.” It prefers the term “little planet”. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
467 Suddenly Carl found himself in the outer stratosphere, standing behind a podium on a stage of cosmic proportion, and wondering to himself “What the hell was in that chicken quesadilla?” 1.4452 0.05871 155 108 25 22
468 I demand to see your birth certificate! 1.4452 0.05727 155 106 29 20
469 I always knew it was me against the world. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
470 4.5 Billion years and THIS is what you’ve accomplished? I say it’s time for new leadership! 1.4444 0.05783 153 105 28 20
471 Cool it! 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
472 I've seen no proof my opponent was born in our solar system. I stand with the earthers! 1.4444 0.05708 153 104 30 19
473 My opponent is an unabashed globalist!" 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
474 I'm sorry, but your time is up. 1.4444 0.05977 144 99 26 19
475 Would Atlas please return to the podium? 1.4438 0.05590 160 109 31 20
476 And you have a clearly inflated world view! 1.4438 0.05797 160 112 25 23
477 Just because you're worldly, doesn't mean the sun rises and sets on you. 1.4438 0.05301 160 105 39 16
478 And my opponent still refuses to produce his birth certificate. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
479 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 1.4437 0.05431 142 91 39 12
480 Can you explain your change in position? 1.4437 0.05522 142 92 37 13
481 Now, there’s no need to get heated. 1.4437 0.05787 142 95 31 16
482 Come on, you ALL can't be running as Democratic candidates for President. 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
483 If you're there, where am I? 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
484 Let me begin by saying that I think the world of my opponent. 1.4430 0.05419 149 97 38 14
485 Stop! Do you remember what happened to Pluto? 1.4429 0.05578 140 91 36 13
486 I served with Uranus. I knew Uranus. Uranus was a friend of mine. You're no Uranus. 1.4427 0.05951 131 87 30 14
487 And are you aware, Planet Earth, that 53% of American can identify you only if you are showing these two continents? 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
488 What do you mean you've warned Mars about us? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
489 And who are you to tell us that global warming is real!? 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
490 A thought just occurred. Shouldn't you be orbiting the Sun right now? 1.4423 0.05475 156 104 35 17
491 I stand corrected. I guess it IS a small world after all. 1.4422 0.05210 147 93 43 11
492 Is it getting warmer in here, or is it you? 1.4420 0.05444 138 88 39 11
493 Do you really think you can intimidate The Flat Earth Society so easily? 1.4420 0.05635 138 90 35 13
494 Excuse me, but you don't speak for everyone. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
495 Thank you. Now we'll hear from the Flat Earth Society. 1.4417 0.05511 163 111 32 20
496 On every issue my opponent just goes round and round. 1.4417 0.06011 120 78 31 11
497 Who wants a candidate you can walk all over? 1.4416 0.05678 154 105 30 19
498 Why? Why is it always me, against the World? 1.4414 0.05780 145 98 30 17
499 Stop right there....you’re just going round and round and round. What’s your point? 1.4412 0.05882 136 91 30 15
500 Why is the whole world always against me? 1.4412 0.06065 136 93 26 17
501 There is a world of difference between me and my opponent. 1.4410 0.05050 161 103 45 13
502 Blah blah Carbon, blah blah conservation...clearly my opponent is not interested in fixing our district’s pot-holes or making our busses run on time. 1.4408 0.05341 152 99 39 14
503 Don't believe my opponent's whines about feeling too hot. Only 11,000 years ago he was complaining about the cold. 1.4406 0.05840 143 97 29 17
504 It's quite obvious that you are living in your own little world. 1.4406 0.05581 143 94 35 14
505 I object to your characterization of humanity as a transient pestilence! 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
506 Let's see if my opponent can spin his way out of this one. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
507 It’s obvious my opponent has an inflated world-view. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
508 Stop. We're sorry! 1.4397 0.06070 141 98 24 19
509 Mister speaker, I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation! 1.4395 0.05218 157 102 41 14
510 My opponent seems to believe that the whole world revolves around him. But that hasn't been true since the sixteenth century! 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
511 And I'm speaking tonight on behalf of the sun, who couldn't make it. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
512 Is it getting hotter in here or is it just you?! 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
513 Delivering tonight's rebuttal to the presidential address... 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
514 Our speaker this evening needs no introduction. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
515 My opponent claims to be a climate change expert yet holds no degrees. 1.4384 0.05910 146 101 26 19
516 Just hold on a minute. You don't speak for everyone. 1.4380 0.06198 121 81 27 13
517 I feel as though the whole world is against me. 1.4379 0.05232 153 99 41 13
518 It's always "climate change" this, or "global warming" that. Do you care about anything other than yourself, ma'am? 1.4375 0.06348 128 89 22 17
519 Is that the Yucatán Peninsula, or are you just happy to see me? 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
520 And now what am I bid for Lake Erie? 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
521 Don't trust him. He's got a dark side. 1.4371 0.05408 167 114 33 20
522 Don't misunderstand the gravity of my opponent's position 1.4371 0.05605 151 102 32 17
523 I may not be as worldly as my opponent ... 1.4371 0.05525 151 101 34 16
524 There you go again. All you think about is your survival. 1.4370 0.06004 135 92 27 16
525 In all fairness, we will hear from the dark side in about 12 hours. 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
526 Stop spinning! 1.4370 0.05424 135 86 39 10
527 Don't believe her - it's just spin! 1.4366 0.05606 142 94 34 14
528 No, it's not warm in here...it's just you. 1.4366 0.05695 142 95 32 15
529 I will stop my emissions when she agrees to stop her eruptions! 1.4366 0.05332 142 91 40 11
530 Until that last comment, I was warming up to you. 1.4366 0.05782 142 96 30 16
531 My opponent engages in nightly dalliances with a celestial body!" 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
532 Our next speaker needs no warm up. 1.4364 0.05320 165 111 36 18
533 So explain to me again, if you’re here what am I standing on? 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
534 I'm not interested in your world view! 1.4357 0.05385 140 90 39 11
535 . . .now if we zoom in you can see my house. . . 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
536 Now, I may not be as worldly as my distinguished opponent... 1.4351 0.05206 154 100 41 13
537 You see, my opponent IS a globalist! 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
538 I understand the whole world is against me, but... 1.4348 0.05723 138 92 32 14
539 The earth comes to us tonight by way of a generous contribution from The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation...and viewers like you. 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
540 I don't care how you spin it.... 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
541 As you can plainly see, it’s flat. 1.4348 0.06081 138 96 24 18
542 I'd like to motion to limit the scope of this debate. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
543 All the stage’s a world. 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
544 Your argument has as many holes as your ozone layer. 1.4342 0.04730 152 93 52 7
545 Tonight’s celebrated speaker is now the hottest he’s ever been. 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
546 ... and unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist! 1.4338 0.05877 136 92 29 15
547 I don't CARE what the whole world is saying! 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
548 My esteemed opponent keeps going in circles. 1.4336 0.05304 143 92 40 11
549 ...and now for a more global view... 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
550 Can you not stop spinning for even a minute? 1.4336 0.05918 143 99 26 18
551 Could you be any more Pacific? 1.4333 0.05302 150 98 39 13
552 Wow...it IS a small world! 1.4333 0.05709 150 103 29 18
553 My able opponent has a different world view than I do. 1.4329 0.05341 164 111 35 18
554 Why do you think it's always about you? 1.4328 0.05749 134 89 32 13
555 Introducing our first challenger in today’s flat earth debate. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
556 There's no need to get overheated... 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
557 You think you're the center of the universe! 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
558 Hey, you need to cool down. 1.4323 0.05417 155 104 35 16
559 I want you to know that I will not make age an issue in this campaign." 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
560 I have a planet, too...and it's bigger than you. So big. Really big. 1.4317 0.05958 139 96 26 17
561 Don't believe my opponent. She has changed the climate of this debate, and given it her own spin. 1.4317 0.05958 139 96 26 17
562 That's clearly just spin. 1.4315 0.05042 146 92 45 9
563 You've made several billion good points, but now it's my turn. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
564 Sorry but I don’t share your worldview. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
565 You ever get that feeling that the whole World is against you? 1.4311 0.05200 167 112 38 17
566 I know Jupiter. Jupiter is a friend of mine. You, Sir, are no Jupiter.” 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
567 You're on thin ice. 1.4309 0.06226 123 84 25 14
568 I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
569 I'd like to hear what the rest of the world thinks. 1.4307 0.05262 137 87 41 9
570 Our next guest needs no introduction... 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
571 We still haven't seen a birth certificate! 1.4306 0.05632 144 97 32 15
572 Let me guess. America first. 1.4306 0.05885 144 100 26 18
573 And now, a rebuttal from the Western Hemisphere 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
574 Your response is all spin and 71% watered down 1.4305 0.05440 151 101 35 15
575 Seriously? When they said I’d be debating ‘Big Blue’, I thought they meant somebody from IBM! 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
576 You look much smaller in person. 1.4302 0.04953 172 113 44 15
577 Once again, it's me versus the world. 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
578 Sometimes it feels like it's just me against the world. 1.4296 0.05715 135 90 32 13
579 As usual, you're playing the science, evidence, and human race cards. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
580 Mind you, I think the world of my opponent.... 1.4296 0.05776 142 97 29 16
581 Everyone should know there is another side of you that is VERY different. 1.4295 0.05238 149 97 40 12
582 You clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4294 0.05146 163 108 40 15
583 Now, for a global view. 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
584 But can you prove your other side isn’t flat? 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
585 Stop! You don’t have the latitude to discuss this topic. 1.4286 0.05266 161 108 37 16
586 Sometimes it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4286 0.05482 161 111 31 19
587 I don't care what the rest of the world thinks! 1.4286 0.05629 147 100 31 16
588 I know Pluto. I served with Pluto. I was friends with Pluto. You, sir, are no Pluto. 1.4286 0.05792 147 102 27 18
589 You simply don't understand the gravity of the situation! 1.4276 0.05491 152 103 33 16
590 I think your time's up. 1.4276 0.05491 152 103 33 16
591 And now, we introduce the Democratic candidates for the 2020 election. 1.4276 0.05685 145 99 30 16
592 As you can see, my opponent is a huge globalist. 1.4276 0.05247 145 94 40 11
593 I have to say I didn't think I would be addressing the entire world tonight. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
594 It's always been me against the world. 1.4268 0.05266 164 111 36 17
595 I believe you're trying to change the tropic, sir. 1.4268 0.05585 157 109 29 19
596 I believe in America First unlike my opponent who is a global elitist. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
597 Our next guest here is an expert on Global Warming. 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
598 Yeah, well - that's just Earth's opinion, and as you can see she is only offering one side of the story. 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
599 That's your 4 billion opinions. 1.4260 0.05012 169 112 42 15
600 What proof do we have that your policies will be good for the planet? 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
601 My opponent would have you believe he represents the global perspective. 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
602 Yes, I agree it's a little warm in here, but it isn't always about YOU! 1.4255 0.05625 141 95 32 14
603 As for my opponent, can you trust what doesn't stop spinning? 1.4252 0.05648 127 83 34 10
604 Thank you, President Trump. And now for the opposing view on climate. 1.4248 0.05768 153 108 25 20
605 As you can see, the entire world has taken a different position than the U.S. on global warming 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
606 And I represent all of you who feel like, "it's me against the world!" 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
607 Go ahead! Try to deny you're a globalist! 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
608 And now for a world view. 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
609 Yes, you finally have our attention. 1.4245 0.05204 139 89 41 9
610 Enough already with the global perspective! 1.4242 0.05310 165 113 34 18
611 My opponent, here, is notorious for putting a spin on the position. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
612 and furthermore, my opponent is unabashedly a staunch globalist! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
613 While my opponent is heating up, I have remained cool and calm. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
614 Okay, I'm willing to concede that it's round. 1.4237 0.04979 177 119 41 17
615 Point well taken Mother. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
616 A surprise speaker at the flat-Earth convention 1.4236 0.05961 144 102 23 19
617 You're obviously a big globalist! 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
618 There she goes again - blaming the rest of us for her made up problems. 1.4234 0.05255 137 88 40 9
619 Stop right there. I've got a Masters in Oceanography, a Doctorate in Environmental Management and Social Sustainability and I belong to 8 political action groups. What the hell could you possible have to tell me that I don't already know? 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
620 Once my opponent turns on you, you’re gonna see a whole different side. 1.4233 0.04915 163 106 45 12
621 Sure, my opponent has more than 4.5 billion years of experience, but does anyone really believe she stands a chance against the incumbent in 2020? 1.4231 0.05968 130 89 27 14
622 Look, there are only two. Seven continents is only a theory. 1.4231 0.05867 130 88 29 13
623 I will deal in specifics. My opponent offers only global generalities. 1.4231 0.05306 156 105 36 15
624 What’s the world view on this. 1.4229 0.05019 175 118 40 17
625 And, yes, I say that 7 trillion people can be wrong! 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
626 I am not for political purposes going to exploit my opponent's advanced age and vast experience." 1.4228 0.05728 149 104 27 18
627 Though the world is against me, I stand by my convictions! 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
628 Cool down, lady. 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
629 I think we all need to be concerned about my opponent’s health and longevity. 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
630 Atlas shrugged, but Dave pontificated. 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
631 Let’s not forget that what you’ve heard from my opponent on climate change is nothing more than one planet’s opinion. 1.4214 0.05830 140 97 27 16
632 My opponent can’t hide the fact that he’s a globalist. 1.4214 0.05559 140 94 33 13
633 I was right all along! The whole world really is against me! 1.4214 0.05466 140 93 35 12
634 Relax, you don’t need to get so heated. 1.4214 0.04998 159 104 43 12
635 Hang on, ladies and gentlemen, I feel the world closing in on me. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
636 The whole world is against me! 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
637 I knew Pangea. You, Sir, are no Pangea. 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
638 And I'm just getting warmed up." 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
639 Can we at least agree it’s a global issue? 1.4203 0.05326 138 90 38 10
640 My opponent may look like America now, but spin him around and you’ll see Iran and China! 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
641 Sir, I served with Mars. I knew Mars. Mars was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Mars! 1.4200 0.05538 150 103 31 16
642 Look, I really don't think you can be objective in this climate change debate! 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
643 And finally, our guest speaker to tell us how it all ends. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
644 Now, see, my opponent is getting a little heated. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
645 I humbly submit that what the planet is saying is just one opinion. 1.4198 0.05234 162 110 36 16
646 And so my opponent wants you to believe, in six days with one day of rest.... 1.4196 0.05822 143 100 26 17
647 You don’t have a point. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
648 Clear enough, but there is a dark side we have to take into account. 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
649 My opponent continuously changes her position! 1.4194 0.05086 155 102 41 12
650 It seems my esteemed opponent is going around in circles. 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
651 Welcome our next guest on her farewell world tour. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
652 My opponent is obviously a Globalist.... 1.4187 0.05428 160 111 31 18
653 You and who else? 1.4184 0.05618 141 96 31 14
654 Globalist! 1.4184 0.05245 141 92 39 10
655 My opponent is wet, dry, hot, cold...what are we to believe 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
656 Hot or cold. Day or night. My opponent can't seem to make up her mind. 1.4183 0.04961 153 99 44 10
657 And our next speaker needs no introduction... 1.4182 0.05305 165 114 33 18
658 Come on. Everyone knows you were born in a galaxy far, far, away. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
659 I think it's time we rotate and let Uganda have a turn to speak. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
660 Oh great. Now I've got the weight of the world against me. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
661 By now, it should be clear that my opponent relies on circular reasoning. 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
662 Who are you to tell me about global warming? 1.4176 0.05121 170 116 37 17
663 Are you really going to play the climate change card? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
664 You know you don’t stand a chance of making it through the next four years. 1.4172 0.05588 151 105 29 17
665 Allow me to address the elephant in the room. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
666 And up there on the left is where Hawaii used to be. 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
667 Our next speaker will help illustrate the gravity of the situation. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
668 Unlike my opponent, I will never take certain latitudes. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
669 My opponent may have produced diamonds and sunsets, but how many barbecues in Iowa has he attended? 1.4161 0.05400 161 112 31 18
670 Please, one continent at a time. 1.4161 0.05028 161 107 41 13
671 Atlas shrugged, and then left 1.4161 0.05642 149 104 28 17
672 Before we get started, are you okay with the temperature in here? 1.4161 0.06009 137 97 23 17
673 Given how we're treating the world, it seemed only fair to give it a chance to talk back. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
674 It’s not such a small world after all. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
675 I'm glad you finally came around! 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
676 First of all,my opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.4156 0.05581 154 108 28 18
677 I fear my opponent's ego hinders his judgement, as he obviously thinks the world of himself. 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
678 Is it hot in here? Or is it just me? 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
679 Unlike my opponent, I'm not a master of spin. 1.4151 0.04912 159 104 44 11
680 My opponent denies it but he is obviously a blatant globalist. 1.4151 0.05301 159 109 34 16
681 You may THINK globally, but do you act locally? 1.4145 0.04709 152 96 49 7
682 And now, the World's view 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
683 ...and that's where our ancestors lived before that planet became uninhabitable... 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
684 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the solar system!” 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
685 You do not revolve around you. 1.4140 0.05500 157 110 29 18
686 My opponent seems to think he revolves around himself. 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
687 Uh, is it getting warmer in here or is it just me? 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
688 Don't let yourselves be fooled by my opponent's down-home Earthy charm, she's a globalist! 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
689 Seriously?.... What do you know about climate change? 1.4138 0.05323 145 97 36 12
690 You don’t have a leg to stand on. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
691 My opponent claims to know something about world opinion. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
692 I know about Jupiter - and you're no Jupiter. 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
693 My opponent keeps changing position. 1.4130 0.05217 138 90 39 9
694 Our next speaker means the world to me. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
695 My opponent continues to deny the gravity of the situation. 1.4129 0.05399 155 107 32 16
696 I will not make age an issue in this campaign! 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
697 Cool it, Mother. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
698 It is very 'inconvenient' for you to appear for Mr. Gore at this debate. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
699 There is no planet B. 1.4122 0.05157 148 98 39 11
700 Hold on, just cool down! 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
701 It appears you don't understand the gravity of your situation 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
702 Sit down dear, men are talking. 1.4118 0.05370 153 105 33 15
703 My opponent is clearly too old to be running. 1.4118 0.05831 153 111 21 21
704 And may I present our next speaker, who is no stranger to globalist thinking".. 1.4114 0.04808 175 117 44 14
705 The audience is tiring of your so-called world view. 1.4113 0.05700 141 98 28 15
706 If you truly are older than 4000 years, why do you not produce your birth certificate? 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
707 It's me against the world! But I will prevail in this election! 1.4113 0.05788 141 99 26 16
708 I tell it to you straight,while all my opponent does is spin. 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
709 My opponent perhaps, has a different world view. 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
710 My opponent has a history. 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
711 I'm not as worldly as my opponent.... 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
712 You aren’t the center of everything anymore! 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
713 That's not the right answer, but you're getting warmer. 1.4109 0.05460 129 85 35 9
714 Who made you an authority on global warming! 1.4109 0.05887 129 89 27 13
715 Sigh... Sometimes I feel like the world is against me. 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
716 Once again its me against the world. 1.4106 0.05659 151 107 26 18
717 We should have opening remarks from Australia in but a few hours. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
718 And now, for a global point of view... 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
719 So, you think you can be all things to all people? 1.4103 0.05371 156 108 32 16
720 You’re not the center of the universe so please wait for your turn to speak 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
721 Hot and bothered are we? 1.4096 0.05203 166 115 34 17
722 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the definitive expert on climate change. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
723 You do Not speak for the entire planet! 1.4094 0.05635 149 105 27 17
724 I believe my opponent is going around in circles. 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
725 Senator, I served with Earth. I knew Earth. Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Earth. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
726 My opponent and I are a world apart. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
727 Look! Nobody cares what you think! 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
728 Don't you turn away when I'm talking to you! 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
729 Either admit you're beholden to a powerful star or denounce the geocentric model once and for all. 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
730 My opponent says I'm a nationalist. Well, I say he's a globalist! 1.4080 0.06127 125 88 23 14
731 My opponent is, obviously, an unabashed globalist 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
732 My opponent may be more worldly than I, but I speak for the common man. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
733 It doesn’t matter that the whole world is against me. Literally. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
734 And now a few words about climate change from a victim. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
735 I asked for something specific, not Pacific. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
736 And now, straight from an engagement at the Globe Theater, ... 1.4076 0.04946 157 104 42 11
737 My opponent is simply trying to put his usual spin on things. 1.4076 0.05028 157 105 40 12
738 As for the flip -flopping accusation, my opponent changes position by the minute. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
739 We've invited a special guest to talk about climate change... 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
740 No one told me it was me versus the entire world! 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
741 My opponent seems stable on the outside, however on the inside she is toxic, unpredictable, and frankly dangerous. 1.4074 0.04996 162 109 40 13
742 Even if 'parasite' is technically correct, I still object to your characterization of my existence. 1.4074 0.05073 162 110 38 14
743 Please stop. Your gravitational pull is influencing my position. 1.4071 0.05258 140 93 37 10
744 Sorry to cut you off, Earth, but if we're going to debate the climate change issue, we can't resort to anecdotal evidence. 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
745 Sometimes I feel like the entire world is against me! 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
746 Apparently Atlas shrugged. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
747 Do you ever get the feeling that the whole world is against you? 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
748 I feel like the whole world is watching. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
749 And our Geography Bee winner is...... 1.4069 0.05664 145 102 27 16
750 Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
751 Can somebody from tech get up here to raise the microphone please? 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
752 My opponent doesn’t speak for everyone. 1.4065 0.05314 155 107 33 15
753 My worthy opponent actually embodies everything that’s wrong with the world. 1.4065 0.05469 155 109 29 17
754 And you are nothing but a Globalist, sir! 1.4065 0.05392 155 108 31 16
755 My opponent's stance is all over the map! 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
756 So what you are saying is its just water weight?" 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
757 You've exceeded your four billion year time allotment. May I please have my fifteen minutes? 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
758 To say our next speaker is 'worldly' would be an understatement 1.4058 0.05965 138 99 22 17
759 Stop trying to spin this! 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
760 I refuse to debate a "Globalist" 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
761 I disagree! Seven billion people can be wrong. 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
762 Mother Earth, please do not interrupt when men are speaking. 1.4056 0.05807 143 102 24 17
763 We're happy to have one of the hottest new speakers for you tonight, a leading authority in the debate on global warming. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
764 I admit you do have the weight of the world on your side. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
765 Would you care to put your spin on this? 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
766 Any last questions for Earth? 1.4054 0.05898 148 108 20 20
767 My opponent, on the other hand, can't go anywhere without everyone. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
768 And now speaking in favor of globalism.... 1.4052 0.05362 153 106 32 15
769 We have proof that you've been tilting on your axis from the very beginning, so why should we assume you're being upright now? Have you no shame? 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
770 I always knew it would be me against the world! 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
771 But my opponent here understands nothing on the local level. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
772 My debate opponent claims to be down to earth and well-rounded but can he serve in office under the current climate? I think not! 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
773 You see! Spoken like a true globalist. 1.4041 0.05104 146 97 39 10
774 How dare you pretend to speak for Mars! 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
775 What on earth am I debating? 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
776 Apparently you are not too big to fail 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
777 Admittedly, the Green Party's candidate is strong this year. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
778 World. The stage is yours. 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
779 Here to explain how she just keeps getting hotter every year, ladies and gentlemen, I present Mother Earth. 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
780 As I have said over and over, "It is me against the world!" 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
781 I would like to present our guest speaker, an expert on global warming, and... 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
782 ...and here to tell us their thoughts on global warming ... 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
783 Who you gonna believe; me or the World? 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
784 I think the world of our next speaker... 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
785 Is it warming in here or is it just me? 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
786 And, yes, I say 7 billion people can be wrong. 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
787 You don't look that hot to me. 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
788 Oh please, stop it! You are not! The air conditioning is on "high" and frankly, I'm very comfortable. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
789 Our next speaker is a Globalist. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
790 When the organizer said “you against the world,” I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
791 I'm not going to stand here debating whether climate change is real with the whole world watching.. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
792 ...and now for the global viewpoint ... 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
793 Some days I feel like it’s me against the world. 1.4026 0.04833 154 101 44 9
794 Let's hear your thoughts on some local issues. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
795 My opponent would have you believe that it's own well-being is more important than a strong business environment! 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
796 Wait a minute, you've had 5 billion years to make your point, it's my turn! 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
797 And for all you climate skeptics out there, please welcome our next guest. 1.4025 0.05436 159 113 28 18
798 I didn't know this was a global debate! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
799 Can you state unequivocally that you are not flat? 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
800 It seems clear that my opponent is uncomfortable on the world stage. 1.4015 0.05974 132 94 23 15
801 And the title of tonight's debate is, 'Me Against the World'. 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
802 I can’t promise you the world like my opponent here, but… 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
803 My opponent seems to believe he's somewhat of an authority on the subject of global warming. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
804 Now let's hear from the rest of the world! 1.4015 0.05124 137 90 39 8
805 Why thank you. You're pretty hot yourself! 1.4015 0.05718 137 96 27 14
806 What do you know about world affairs? 1.4014 0.05294 142 96 35 11
807 Regrettably, my opponent can't seem to keep his cool. 1.4014 0.04902 142 92 43 7
808 ...... AND my opponent would have you believe that climate change has affected him personally! 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
809 Excuse me sir, I am not finished denying reality! 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
810 Excuse me. It's not your turn. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
811 It’s just me against the world! 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
812 My opponent is too old to be President of the United States 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
813 And now for the opposing view on climate change... 1.4014 0.05765 147 106 23 18
814 Your arguments are all circular! 1.4013 0.05302 152 105 33 14
815 But that's enough from me, let's here from the rest of the world. 1.4013 0.05020 157 106 39 12
816 No, Mars will not pay for your border wall. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
817 And finally, I promise to stay cool under pressure, something my opponent will never do” 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
818 At times like this, I feel like it's just me against the world. 1.4000 0.05006 150 100 40 10
819 To most of the world, it is not a debate. 1.4000 0.06011 125 88 24 13
820 There’s another side to her we haven’t seen! 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
821 My opponent is a spin artist 1.4000 0.04730 150 97 46 7
822 “And I say that there are NO planets with intelligent life. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
823 Global warming, real or a hoax? Our next speaker brings a special perspective to the debate. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
824 My opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.4000 0.05123 145 97 38 10
825 Wait a second. If you're here, then where's... 1.4000 0.05286 165 117 30 18
826 My opponent is hiding behind a global warming agenda! 1.4000 0.05063 155 105 38 12
827 If my opponent claims to be a centrist, why is she spinning left? 1.4000 0.05740 145 104 24 17
828 Today more than ever it's us against the world! 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
829 While you are obviously well-rounded on this topic, and I do think the world of you, I must respectfully disagree. 1.4000 0.06235 130 95 18 17
830 Whaddayamean, “Earth Day’s not enough?” 1.4000 0.05516 150 106 28 16
831 My opponent, an aging, bloated, ball of gas, cannot be taken seriously. 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
832 Our host needs no introduction. 1.4000 0.05941 130 92 24 14
833 As usual, my opponent is hiding behind his global policy experience. 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
834 No no no...listen, I'll tell you exactly what the world needs! 1.3988 0.05103 173 122 33 18
835 As a flat Earther... 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
836 My opponent would have you believe she is an expert on the results of climate change. 1.3987 0.05457 158 113 27 18
837 I, too, am only just warming up! 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
838 my opponent of course doesn't have my world view 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
839 Guys, I think the world is trying to tell us something! 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
840 What is your response to recent accusations that you are, in fact, flat? 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
841 Let me finish, I waited while the 7.53 billion of you spoke. 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
842 And furthermore, I assert that your so-called "global perspective" is nothing more than narcissism. 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
843 Now folks, my opponent seems to think this election is ALL about her... 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
844 I want to thank Earth for stepping in after that unfortunate Pluto situation. 1.3986 0.04976 143 94 41 8
845 My opponent will not stop spinning. 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
846 There you again, saying you speak for the entire world! 1.3986 0.05265 143 97 35 11
847 The world does not revolve around you. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
848 Every 24 hours you flip-flop. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
849 I knew Planet Earth, sir, and you are no Planet Earth! 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
850 And now, on the world stage, is someone who needs no introduction. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
851 My opponent would rather sow division, while I look for common ground. We are both, for example, mostly water. 1.3986 0.05299 138 93 35 10
852 If you are who you say you are...then where are we now!! 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
853 Hey, if you're here, where am I? 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
854 Let it be noted that my opponent refused to shake my hand. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
855 Despite her denials,it's clear that my opponent is an unapologetic Globalist. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
856 Some will no doubt say that my opponent appears more worldly than myself. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
857 And now Mother Earth will explain why we're screwed. 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
858 My opponent promises the moon, but does he deliver? 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
859 If you think you've got problems let's hear from our next speaker.... 1.3974 0.05508 156 112 26 18
860 Who knows more about the environment, me or my opponent? 1.3973 0.05707 146 105 24 17
861 And last but not least in our Global Warming Conference, a few angry words from Mother Earth. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
862 First, let me begin by saying that we are worlds apart on that issue. 1.3972 0.05219 141 95 36 10
863 This election is not about you! 1.3972 0.05021 141 93 40 8
864 Clearly my opponent doesn't comprehend the gravity of this situation. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
865 I’ll admit my opponent is striking to behold, but look more closely and she’s a hot mess. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
866 You only seem concerned with global problems 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
867 Please give our next guest a warm welcome. 1.3962 0.04969 159 108 39 12
868 Oh sure, you CLAIM to be speaking for the whole world... 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
869 And, finally, my opponent is only 70% water! 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
870 And what makes you such an expert on global warming? 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
871 Our next speaker brings a global perspective to the issue. 1.3960 0.04932 149 99 41 9
872 Are you saying it's not a small world after all? 1.3960 0.05287 149 103 33 13
873 Further proof of a globalist conspiracy! 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
874 She constantly pivots. 1.3958 0.05327 144 99 33 12
875 When I signed up for this Businessman vs. Earth debate, I was expecting a park ranger. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
876 My opponent is a well known globalist! 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
877 But I say all politics are local! 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
878 Oh, spare me your tilted worldview! 1.3953 0.04407 172 112 52 8
879 Why do I feel the whole world’s against me 1.3953 0.04917 172 119 38 15
880 My opponent would have you believe he is a globalist, but in reality he is a world unto himself. 1.3953 0.06070 129 93 21 15
881 But how can we be sure he actually thinks locally? 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
882 With all due respect to my fellow candidate, the science is still inconclusive. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
883 You're getting warmer 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
884 Last but not least, we have a special guest tonight, for all of you climate change skeptics. 1.3946 0.05756 147 107 22 18
885 Well, you look flat from here. 1.3944 0.05738 142 102 24 16
886 Please disregard my opponent’s obtrusive attempt to make my hands look smaller. 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
887 How come it’s always about you!? 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
888 If I were a little younger, I'd take you outside and circumnavigate you. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
889 Thank you Mr. Trump.....now we'll hear from the opposition. 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
890 The whole world may be against me, but I'm telling you, I'm right. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
891 I don't care HOW you roll as long as it's not this way! 1.3942 0.05517 137 95 30 12
892 Our next guest will now share her unique global perspective. 1.3942 0.05217 137 92 36 9
893 He's trying to spin. 1.3939 0.05666 132 92 28 12
894 And now, the Earth speaks for itself. 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
895 Every disaster we've ever had is on you! 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
896 And now, ladies and gentlemen, our expert on pollution." 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
897 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
898 The oil and gas industry has gotten whatever they want out of my opponent for years. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
899 you don't seem to understand the gravity of this situation. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
900 That's a compelling global perspective, but I don't share your point of view. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
901 My opponent promises you the world, but don’t believe him. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
902 So you continue to refuse to acknowledge your ties to the Sun... 1.3929 0.05275 168 121 28 19
903 Now maybe you can explain what happened to Atlas your biggest supporter 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
904 You think you’re so hot!!! 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
905 Is this your good side? 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
906 The representative of the Flat Earth Society yields. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
907 I strongly disgree with my opponent's world view. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
908 Vague?! I couldn't be more Pacific. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
909 Clearly, my opponent has a globalist bias. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
910 For millennia my opponent has been circling around solar power. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
911 I don't like your Earth tones! 1.3926 0.05957 135 98 21 16
912 My opponent here thinks the world of himself. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
913 ‘“And now, taking the yes side in today’s climate action debate...” 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
914 Don't you turn your back on me, China! 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
915 And I suppose you're an expert on global affairs? 1.3916 0.04763 143 93 44 6
916 Think you can just roll in here and change the world?” 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
917 My opponent's argument on global warming is clearly biased" 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
918 The speaker on global warming needs no introduction. 1.3916 0.04740 166 112 43 11
919 I feel like it’s me against the world in this debate! 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
920 I think the world of my opponent. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
921 The country deserves better than your constant spin. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
922 As you can see here, the World Wide Web has made the world a much smaller place. 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
923 Your mama's so fat that she invented gravity. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
924 You have no concept of the gravity of our situation. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
925 And at that moment of the debate the tide changed. 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
926 Mother Earth, you ignorant slut. 1.3907 0.05636 151 110 23 18
927 You can see it's flat. Anything else is fake news. 1.3906 0.05894 128 91 24 13
928 Now introducing our guest speaker on how to survive long term abuse 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
929 What on earth are you doing here? 1.3902 0.04932 164 113 38 13
930 Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm afraid that Atlas had a prior engagement..... 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
931 I've walked the earth. I've worked on earth. You , sir, are no planet earth. 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
932 My opponent just wants to make this climate change debate about herself. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
933 I think you are forgetting who put you on the map. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
934 And you, sir, are talking from Uranus! 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
935 You raise some good points, but I still say the science isn't settled. 1.3896 0.04543 154 100 48 6
936 No, YOU are a globalist! 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
937 Whoa! Atlas has shrugged! 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
938 The Flat Earth Society debate did not go as planned. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
939 And now speaking AGAINST the Flat Earth theory..... 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
940 Our guest tonight at the Planetary Society needs no introduction... 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
941 My opponent would have you believe that she speaks for the whole world... 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
942 I may flip flop, but my opponent here shifts tectonically! 1.3889 0.05852 126 89 25 12
943 Unlike my opponent, I will not try to be all things to all people. 1.3889 0.05408 144 101 30 13
944 See, I'm coming at this from a global perspective... 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
945 I think the world of my opponent, really. 1.3889 0.04939 144 96 40 8
946 Climate change seems to be the only issue my opponent wants to discuss. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
947 My opponent likes to brag about her sphere of influence. 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
948 Hey ! Chill already. 1.3885 0.05395 157 113 27 17
949 As you can observe, the U.S.'s self-importance is vastly exaggerated here. 1.3885 0.05003 157 108 37 12
950 You are too polarizing! 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
951 I served with Uranus, I knew Uranus, Uranus was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Uranus. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
952 That's a circular argument, and you know it! 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
953 All this guy ever does is spin. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
954 As you can see, my opponent is just another global elite. 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
955 What makes you think you can speak for all of humanity? 1.3882 0.05447 152 109 27 16
956 Thank you for inviting me to speak on the World's stage. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
957 This clearly proves that the U.S.A is moving to the left. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
958 You have no earthly idea what you’re talking about! 1.3881 0.05071 134 89 38 7
959 I guess we should stop asking for the Moon 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
960 ‘And our next speaker is a genuine global heavyweight...’ 1.3878 0.04965 147 99 39 9
961 Even as a young man shouting in the street, Buddy always knew he would take on the world someday 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
962 Hold on folks, she's just getting warmed up. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
963 Well, that's just one opinion! 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
964 And then we'll extend the wall from Sishmaref to Santiago and the Eskimos will pay for it. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
965 Somebody your size asking the rest of us to cut back? That's a laugh. 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
966 No, I don't think you revolve around me. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
967 Wait. We have an earth-shaking announcement. 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
968 Six days! And you think you're so special? 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
969 Is it me or is it getting suddenly warmer in here? 1.3873 0.05081 142 96 37 9
970 You look bigger on TV 1.3871 0.04765 186 131 38 17
971 if you’re over there, where am I? 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
972 Admit it.. you've never gotten over being third! 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
973 My opponent would have you believe he’s not really a Globalist... 1.3866 0.06439 119 88 16 15
974 I'm not as worldly as my opponent, but who is? 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
975 Please, what do YOU know about climate change? 1.3864 0.05339 132 90 33 9
976 And that's where the wall will go. 1.3862 0.04912 145 97 40 8
977 I never called you flat. I said you were fat. 1.3862 0.05552 145 104 26 15
978 What on earth would you know about climate change? 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
979 Just cool it! 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
980 Ladies and gentlemen let's give a nice global warming welcome to our guest. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
981 You’re the one that squeezed plants into coal in the first place! 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
982 Is threatening me with my extinction really the best you can do? 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
983 Hello, world! 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
984 Our next speaker is very down-to-earth. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
985 Joining us tonight for the debate on flat-Earth theory, is Round Earth. 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
986 As you can see, my opponent has a completely different world view... 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
987 ... and now, representing the flat-earth deniers ... 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
988 Let's give our next speaker a warming welcome... 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
989 Stop circling around the issue. 1.3851 0.04750 161 109 42 10
990 Who on earth do you think you are? 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
991 My opponent knows nothing about the environment. 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
992 I'm not kidding, I really do have the whole world against me! 1.3846 0.05694 143 104 23 16
993 Well I'll tell ya, good people, it's me against the world. 1.3846 0.04852 156 106 40 10
994 Reports that my opponent is heating up in the poles are ‘fake news.’ 1.3846 0.05865 143 106 19 18
995 My opponent plays the victim card after every environmental disaster. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
996 I'm a little confused about where you and I stand. 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
997 No one's listening to you. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
998 Let's not forget my opponent's infamous 'grab Saturn by the rings' line. 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
999 And now, it is my honor to introduce someone who means the world to me... 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
1000 Sure, we used to think you were flat, but that doesn’t make us “stupid.” 1.3841 0.05048 151 104 36 11
1001 Is Atlas still in the green room? 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
1002 Our keynote speaker today on global warming..... 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
1003 And my opponent is the worst kind of globalist! 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
1004 I’m sick and tired of my opponent’s non-stop spinning. 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
1005 Stop! You are clearly ignoring the gravity of the situation! 1.3837 0.04761 172 119 40 13
1006 It may appear that it's me against the world.... 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
1007 Excuse me, but your attitude has completely changed the climate in this room 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
1008 My opponent is tempermental and unpredictable at her core. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
1009 But what gives my opponent the right to think he's speaking for everyone on this issue? 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
1010 You're calling ME a globalist? 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
1011 And now we'll hear from the "earth is round" perspective 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
1012 There she goes, playing the mother card again! 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
1013 And now to update us on the real news about global warming is Mother Earth! 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
1014 We all want to save him, but my opponent hasn’t said anything about how much it would cost. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1015 Please welcome our guest speaker on global warming... 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
1016 And I challenge my opponent to provide evidence that he is actually getting warmer. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
1017 One thing I'll say about my opponent. He's very down to Earth 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
1018 Enough of your global perspective. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
1019 What does this guy know about global warming? 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
1020 Please hold on until I can get the other half's opinion. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
1021 My good friend here has an outsize view of his own importance 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
1022 So, what's your worldview? 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
1023 Is it me, or is it getting warmer in here? 1.3828 0.05776 128 91 25 12
1024 Behind my opponent's sunny personality is a dark past. 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
1025 The USA now defers to “The Paris Climate” representative. 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
1026 No, that podium does not make your look flat. 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
1027 *I* am getting heated? 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
1028 What on Earth is going on...? 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
1029 How can you possibly expect us to believe that you're warming when you won't even admit you're flat? 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
1030 No matter how cheerful you sound today, we know that you have a dark side as well. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
1031 All the world's on stage. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
1032 Don't turn this around on me, YOU were the one with oil in the first place. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
1033 Sometimes it feels as though the whole world’s against me. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
1034 ...because we’re Americans and we don’t care if the whole world disagrees! 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
1035 Hold on, global issues will get their turn. 1.3817 0.05882 131 95 22 14
1036 You say you're warming. Well, you don't look so hot to me! 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
1037 No - let me tell *you* the gravity of the situation 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
1038 I know my opponent thinks the world of itself... 1.3816 0.05438 152 110 26 16
1039 And how do you propose to pay for this "universal " health care? 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1040 My opponent denies that he is a globalist...…. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
1041 As is typical, my opponent remains conspicuously silent on the issue of climate change. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
1042 This has been blown way out of proportion. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
1043 Your Western Hemisphere bias is so blatant and obvious. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
1044 "And now, taking the position that climate change is real..." 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
1045 Ok, let's talk about the millions of elephants in the room... 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
1046 Wait. I’m just warming up. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
1047 The American people are tired of my opponent’s globalist policies. 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
1048 Well of course YOU’D be a globalist! 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
1049 Of course my opponent is out of touch...He's four-and-a-half billion years old! 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
1050 Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego! 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
1051 In conclusion, it is clear my opponent is too worldly to understand the plight of the common man. 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
1052 And once again you are exaggerating your own importance in this debate on the future of Humankind! 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
1053 This debate is going nowhere — the Earth can’t demand we be replaced by a more intelligent species. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
1054 My opponent tries to make it sound as if it's me against the world. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
1055 Oh . So now she’s going to pull the old Earth card. 1.3803 0.05718 142 104 22 16
1056 My opponent is obviously a globalist of the worst kind! 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
1057 What could YOU possibly know about climate change??? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
1058 Please stop with your spin. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
1059 As a matter of fact, I am right and the whole world is wrong! 1.3801 0.04847 171 120 37 14
1060 Unlike my opponent would have you believe, not all problems have global implications. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
1061 This debate is pointless. It feels like there’s an ocean between us. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
1062 Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a rousing apology to the world's most prominent authority on climate change. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1063 Let me finish ! You had more the 4 billion years to develop your arguments 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
1064 It's not always about You! 1.3796 0.05090 137 93 36 8
1065 What do you mean, "I'll be fine, it's you guys that are screwed"? Is that a threat or a promise? 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
1066 And now, it's just 'me' against the world! 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
1067 There she goes with the overheated rhetoric again. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
1068 As a Flat Earther, I refuse to believe your "science" and my own eyes. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
1069 Paper covers rock! 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
1070 Round is just an alternative fact. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
1071 My opponent refuses to debate, claiming that he already represents the entire world. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
1072 Hold on just a minute, this has nothing to do with you 1.3786 0.05687 140 102 23 15
1073 How on earth did you get in here? 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
1074 Not only is my opponent a liberal, she is also under the delusion that she is not flat. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
1075 Perhaps my opponent would like to comment on the deadly magma it has been covering up for ages. 1.3784 0.05458 148 107 26 15
1076 My opponent, as usual, is trying to put a positive spin on the issue. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
1077 Unlike you, I can't speak for everybody. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
1078 And my opponent here is going to promise you the world! 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
1079 There's another side of her that most of you have never seen! 1.3776 0.05597 143 104 24 15
1080 SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE THE WORLD OR ME? 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
1081 There are two Americas! 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
1082 Stop complaining about your issues. The world doesn't revolve around you. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
1083 You know, we've had hours of debate about climate change. I think I'll let the world speak for itself. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
1084 Clearly, my esteemed colleague has no legs to stand on. 1.3775 0.04859 151 103 39 9
1085 And with all due respect, what in the world would you know about it? 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
1086 Please proceed, Mother Earth, you have five minutes to rebut Mr. Trump. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1087 Don't feign nationalist priorities when you are so obviously a globalist! 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
1088 I want to thank you again for the chance to co-host this Flat Earth Society conference. 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
1089 Of course I can hear you, but I don't believe you! 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
1090 Don't stand there and play the victim to me. 1.3768 0.04954 138 93 38 7
1091 Hold on, you’re telling me you’ve never seen ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
1092 What on Earth did you just say? 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1093 Do you ever feel like the world is closing in on you? 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
1094 I'll show you exactly what on Earth I am talking about. 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
1095 My opponent is a flip-flopper. Take the magnetic poles, for example. 1.3765 0.04933 170 121 34 15
1096 Can we please have a debate where you don't completely take over the stage!? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
1097 We will pick up with our lecture about Asia in about 16 hours. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
1098 What more evidence do you need that my opponent doesn't have a point?! 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
1099 And now let's hear from my opponent... a supposed expert on global warming. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
1100 And you misled the people indicating that you were a small world after all. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1101 That's a circular argument! 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1102 We have nothing to fear but hemisphere itself! 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1103 I’d like to speak for the eastern hemisphere... 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1104 I'd say your connection to South America raises questions of collusion. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1105 You can't just roll in here and say that. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
1106 My opponent naively perceives herself as an expert on global climate change. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1107 My opponent has a limited world view. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
1108 Don't worry - I have asked them to turn the AC up! 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
1109 I don’t understand where you’re coming from! 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
1110 Madame speaker, be assured that my opponent will soon reveal another side. 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
1111 As we all know now, my opponent takes a world view. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
1112 All this stage is a world. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
1113 You need to see the big picture! 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
1114 Unlike my opponent, I can promise I will never change my position. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
1115 In last night's debate, Mr. President repeatedly insisted the whole world was against him. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
1116 I too am a globalist. 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
1117 ...and the United Nations will pay for the fence. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
1118 I find my challenger's Earth First campaign to be nothing more than thinly veiled self-serving platform. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
1119 To kick off our Global forum today I'd like to introduce our first speaker... 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1120 And here to give us the big picture is... 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
1121 Well, one thing my distinguished opponent and I agree on is that it is too warm in here. 1.3750 0.04915 144 98 38 8
1122 There you globe again . . . 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1123 Sometimes I feel like it's me versus the world up here! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1124 My opponent yet again advocates turning his back on Europe." 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1125 ...and my opponent continues to insist that global warming is real. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1126 Your isthmus is showing! 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
1127 Why on earth would you say that? 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
1128 I know you collided with other planets. 1.3741 0.05563 147 108 23 16
1129 Folks, are you hearing this spin? 1.3741 0.04847 147 100 39 8
1130 Why is it always all about you?!? 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
1131 The climate of these debates sure is changing. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
1132 Our next speaker has a first-hand experience of climate change. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
1133 I told Atlas not to shrug 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
1134 ... He'll never bring jobs to Smallville. My opponent only thinks globally. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
1135 You think I'm angry now? I'm just getting warmed up. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
1136 Larry’s worst fears are confirmed that it’s always been him against the world. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
1137 Certainly a speaker that should need no introduction, however ... 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1138 And YOU need to stop circling around the issue here! 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1139 From where I’m standing, you still look pretty flat. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1140 Back off, I'm warming you. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
1141 I may have the whole world against me in this debate, but... 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
1142 One more globalist? 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1143 Yes, but can you *prove* you're round? 1.3727 0.05347 161 119 24 18
1144 Small wonder you call yourself a Globalist. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
1145 Like I've been saying all along, it's me against the world! 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
1146 At times like this, I feel that the whole world is against me. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1147 Unlike my opponent, I promise to keep my cool. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1148 With all due respect, I think you are taking a very one-sided view of the world. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
1149 Folks, sometimes it's easy to feel like it's you versus the whole world. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
1150 I implore you to take into account the gravity of the situation. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1151 You're only half right." 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
1152 How does my opponent KNOW she's not just having another hot flash? 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1153 The last thing we need is another polarizing President. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
1154 Why are you even running? You won't be around for much longer! 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
1155 And with his other face he kisses up to Russia. 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
1156 North America is going to speak on behalf of the world again, huh? 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
1157 My opponent would like you to think it’s me against the world 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1158 My opponent would have you believe the Earth is round. 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1159 On the contrary, I do think you should revolve around me! 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1160 Though he scored some rhetorical points, Morris was no match for his opponent in the Flat Earth Society Debate. 1.3714 0.05676 140 103 22 15
1161 I'm not afraid to take on the world. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
1162 And are the allegations true that you have taken explicit, unauthorized pictures of Uranus? 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
1163 I understand you have serious injuries, but a globe is not a person. Now if you were a corporation, you would have a case. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1164 You're always shifting your position! 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1165 My opponent is well rounded but nevertheless lacks good judgment. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1166 There you spin again 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1167 Atlas ... Atlas? We can't hear you down there. Can't you get closer to the mike? 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1168 Why blame me? Who created fossil fuels to begin with? 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1169 I’m not going to make my opponent’s age an issue in this campaign. 1.3706 0.04726 143 96 41 6
1170 Hold on! You'll get your turn. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1171 As soon as the world stepped on stage Jon felt the temperature in the room rise dramatically 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
1172 And what experience do you have? 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
1173 NO - the whole world is NOT a stage 1.3701 0.05447 154 114 23 17
1174 Unfortunately, this simulation developed a fatal virus called Homo Sapiens. 1.3701 0.05524 154 115 21 18
1175 Enough with the circular reasoning! 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
1176 No need to get so heated. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
1177 Turn sideways so we can see if you’re really round 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
1178 No really, I feel like the world is against me. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1179 Nobody knows more about the world than I do. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
1180 Mother I'm not going to get into a debate with you. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
1181 My opponent acts as if the moon revolves around her. 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
1182 Trust me, I'm just warming up. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1183 There you go again...rotating your position." 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
1184 If we were on the radio and not TV, I would be winning this debate! 1.3693 0.04594 176 123 41 12
1185 And now a speech about Global Warming from the only opinion that counts. 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
1186 Look, I didn't call you a loser, a terrible, very bad planet...maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and far from the biggest. That was fake news and this debate about climate change is over! 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1187 My opponent acts like the world revolves around him... oh." 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
1188 Next, you'll deny you're a globalist. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
1189 Maybe it's time you took some responsibility for your own well-being. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
1190 What credentials does my esteemed opponent have regarding climate change? 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
1191 This candidate claims to represent all of you . . . 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
1192 Unlike my opponent, I speak for more than just half of the world. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1193 Like you, I am just warming up... 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
1194 No, YOU'RE polarizing the issue! 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1195 Now, if you could please rotate, so that I may debate Eurasia. 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
1196 It only looks round! 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1197 Welcome to the climate change conference. The first to speak is Mother Earth. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1198 Yeah?! Well, I'm freezing! 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
1199 And what would YOU know about "climate change"? 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1200 Did it get warmer all of the sudden, or is it just me? 1.3681 0.04920 163 116 34 13
1201 Please, the whole world is always against me. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1202 Stop orbiting the question. 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
1203 No, Mr. President, I AM the real world. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
1204 Well, size isn't everything! 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
1205 Our expert on Climate Change will now speak 1.3677 0.05015 155 110 33 12
1206 I have recently uncovered a sibling of my opponent that he refuses to acknowledge. Pluto, come on out here…. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1207 And now I let her tell you more about the gravity of the situation. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1208 You're getting too heated. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1209 And now we'll hear the anti flat-earth perspective. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1210 My opponent is a master of spin: in the last debate he was flat as a pancake. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1211 What on earth is your point?!? 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1212 I object to my opponent's description of me as small and insignificant! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1213 Small world. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
1214 Atlas, your rebuttal. Atlas? 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
1215 Have you ever felt that the whole World was against you? 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
1216 Just admit that you're nothing but a shameless globalist! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1217 Even my opponent is warming to me! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1218 As you can see, the blue wave is coming 1.3669 0.05606 139 102 23 14
1219 Our final climate change panelist has dire warnings..... 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1220 And to all my detractors who say I have no world view..... 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1221 No, I don't think you look flat. 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
1222 I believe we can find some common ground. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1223 I'm not sure you're grasping the gravity of what I'm saying. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1224 Sure, my opponent has a lot of experience in world affairs... 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1225 And now it's my pleasure to introduce EVERYBODY'S mother! 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1226 My hands are not small! 1.3660 0.05307 153 112 26 15
1227 Next thing you know, he’ ll be mooning me! 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1228 My opponent will literally turn its back on you. Wait for it. Wait for it. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1229 I refuse to sugarcoat facts while my opponent wraps himself in the earth’s mantle, concealing his molten core. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
1230 While I think the world of my opponent... 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1231 Excuse me, but did my opponent just say, “Earth to Mr. Johnson?” 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
1232 Fine, you can have Florida, but New York stays afloat! 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
1233 Where’s Waldo? 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
1234 And a round of applause for Earth stepping in last minute for Pluto at this year's planet summit. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
1235 Would you stop spinning for a moment and pay attention! 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1236 "I would ask the audience to hold their applause until I've had a chance to introduce everyone." 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1237 ”...And our next guest is hotter than ever... 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1238 Our next speaker is the hottest thing right now. 1.3654 0.05387 156 116 23 17
1239 ...a planet that needs no introduction... 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
1240 It is a small world after all. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
1241 And unlike my opponent I promise to think locally and act purely for personal gain. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
1242 And please welcome our guest speaker to this annual meeting of the Flat Earth Society 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
1243 My opponent thinks the world revolves around him 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1244 Let's stop talking about revolution. 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1245 I know our audience will appreciate the gravity of your situation 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1246 Looks like we're going to need a bigger wall! 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1247 Our core values are fundamentally different 1.3648 0.04586 159 109 42 8
1248 He has a dark side that will chill you. 1.3647 0.04469 170 117 44 9
1249 Now listen--hey, don't you turn your back on me! 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1250 It seems my opponent is overly focused on global issues. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1251 My opponent’s argument is at least two-thirds under water 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1252 George faced an unexpected challenge to his claim to be the World's best debater. 1.3643 0.05664 140 104 21 15
1253 And what so-called proof do have that the world is not flat? 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1254 Atlas, get back here ! 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1255 It's not fair I only get 15 minutes. You've had four and a half billion years. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1256 Ladies and gentlemen, when I speak the world listens. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
1257 My opponent likes to tout his worldliness as a strength 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
1258 And now, for the right hemisphere point of view. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1259 And unlike my opponent, I do not try to be all things to all people. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1260 I am afraid that my esteemed opponent and I are worlds apart! 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1261 My opponent continues to hide his Russia connections! 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
1262 Hold on, I didn't interrupt you on the climate change questions. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
1263 And we at Fox News demand this is a flat disc and not a globe, and if it's not a globe then how can there be 'global warming' eh? 1.3636 0.05358 154 114 24 16
1264 Really? Do you know how many times I shovelled my driveway last winter? 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1265 Our next speaker is internationally known... 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1266 Warming Schwarming— you’re only having hot flashes! 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
1267 Can you believe SHE is running as a #MeToo candidate? 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1268 I know Neptune. You sir, you're no Neptune. 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1269 That's right China, I'm speaking to you. Don't you dare turn your back on me. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
1270 Clearly my opponent is too worldly. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1271 Why is every one on your side!? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1272 Unlike my opponent, I will not forget the good people in Hawaii. 1.3630 0.05401 146 107 25 14
1273 Let's see who revolves around who. 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
1274 ....while my opponent, though very worldly, has a decidedly western view of things. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
1275 Whoa!... Who do you think you are? My Mother?... 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
1276 Can you be more Pacific in your response? 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1277 My opponent clearly thinks he's the center of the universe. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
1278 You are clearly biased when it comes to climate change. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
1279 I know Atlas, Atlas is a friend of mine, and , you sir, are no Atlas 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1280 See, I told you it was all just spin. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
1281 "It's obvious that my opponent has a globalist agenda! 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1282 ...But my opponent is all spin! 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
1283 Sheer hubris -- My opponent believes that he represents the whole world! 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
1284 Cool down! 1.3618 0.05407 152 113 23 16
1285 My opponent happens to be all wet, or at least seventy-one percent. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
1286 What makes you think you’re a Global Expert? Fake News! 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
1287 Our next speaker literally means the world to me! 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
1288 I'll give you that point. However, ice caps aren't everything. 1.3613 0.04657 155 107 40 8
1289 My opponent is not healthy enough to survive her term in office. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1290 And I remind my opponent, all politics is local. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1291 My opponent is just spinning as usual. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1292 Many of you scoffed when I promised you the world... 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1293 And our next speaker deserves our undivided attention! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1294 My opponent is a unapologetic globalist! 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1295 Global warming!, what makes you an expert? 1.3608 0.05097 158 115 29 14
1296 The Flat Earth Society begs to differ. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1297 I'm not sure you fully comprehend the gravity of this predicament. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1298 As you can see, my opponent is a globalist. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1299 I challenge you to think out of your hemisphere 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
1300 Earth, please, wait your turn. 1.3600 0.05291 150 110 26 14
1301 I believe you are not seeing the big picture, Sir 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1302 Our next presenter will provide a worldview on this topic... 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1303 You are on a roll, but I'll have to stop you here. 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
1304 My opponent is older than dirt! 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1305 Now take my opponent here, who pretends to speak for the whole world. 1.3595 0.04784 153 107 37 9
1306 Enough about you. 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
1307 I don't care if you're representing seven billion constituents, I deserve equal time. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1308 I told you we're trying to turn the heat down. Just be patient. 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
1309 Nobody cares about your inflated world view! 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1310 What makes you think you're the expert on climate change? 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1311 And we can't ignore my opponent's blatant conflict of interest with regards to the issue of climate-change! 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1312 I knew Atlas would be a noshow. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1313 Let's talk about your global presence... 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1314 You have been accused of warming! How do you respond? 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
1315 I have 7.7 billion constituents and counting. What's your base? 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
1316 And making her final appearance ... 1.3577 0.05837 137 104 17 16
1317 Accept it, you're flat. But here you are, being bipolar 1.3577 0.05650 137 102 21 14
1318 Sure, but can you prove you aren't flat? 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1319 What do you mean that humans are a virus that will soon run its course? 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1320 Welcome to the first International meeting of the Flat Earth Society, I would now like to introduce to you our guest speaker... 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1321 She's had her 4.5 billion years. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1322 Size matters? Is that all you've got? 1.3576 0.04731 151 105 38 8
1323 That question came out of the blue. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1324 My opponent has the gall to assert that her health is more important than corporate profits 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1325 The next speaker is here to warm up the crowd. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1326 Excuse me but I also know a thing or two about climate change. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1327 There you rotate again. 1.3571 0.04871 168 122 32 14
1328 My opponent lacks a solid core. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1329 While I appreciate the global perspective, we still need a wall. 1.3571 0.04723 168 120 36 12
1330 You may have more real world experience, but I'm a man of the people. 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1331 And now, here to refute the "flat earth" propoents, I present.... 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1332 Our new head of global marketing needs no introduction. 1.3567 0.05270 157 117 24 16
1333 Yes, ma'am, it does seem to be getting warmer in here. 1.3567 0.05423 157 119 20 18
1334 Oh let me guess, your position on day light saving has changed... again. 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
1335 Only one of the candidates could truly be described as "well-rounded". 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1336 It only *looks* like it’s me against the world 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
1337 Going once, going twice... 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
1338 Let me stop you right there. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
1339 Don't let my opponent fool you. He is a globalist. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1340 You're flat wrong! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1341 What goes around comes around! 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1342 Unfortunately, our guest speaker, Atlas, was hospitalized with a neck injury. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1343 I think it’s fair to point out that my opponent is a Globalist. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1344 As usual, my opponent continues to go round in circles. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1345 Stop whining! You’ll still be here when the rest of us are gone. 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
1346 Unlike my opponent, I have a global view. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1347 Sure, but next to Neptune you don't act so tough. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
1348 Let me remind my friend, all politics is local. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
1349 And now let’s hear from the America’s with their side of the story. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1350 "Your oceans are as dirty as your politics! " 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1351 If you want to recover from climate change, you first have to admit you have a problem! 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1352 No, you don't speak for the whole world! 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1353 Oh, so you think you can speak for everybody? 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
1354 There's a whole other side to you. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
1355 It was ever thus -- one man against the world! 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1356 This is why I feel the world is always against me! 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1357 Of course you can take a bathroom break. You are 70% water. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1358 And in a minute, the Eastern Hemisphere’s rebuttal.” 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1359 As for my opponent’s more heated perspective . . . 1.3544 0.05242 158 118 24 16
1360 It may be me against the world, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong! 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1361 I am really a much more down-to-earth candidate than my opponent 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1362 My opponent has shown he is not capable of carrying the weight of the World on his shoulders. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1363 And now, to kick off our Flat Earth debate... 1.3542 0.05528 144 108 21 15
1364 And now to explain the effects of global warming .... 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1365 Don't think you're going to win this debate by "going global" on me again! 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
1366 Stop playing the victim card! 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
1367 I can see my house from here! 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
1368 Let me tell you what the world needs... 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
1369 Don't everybody talk at once! 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1370 You're here to tell me the whole world thinks I have small hands!?!? 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
1371 Again, we see my opponent going global when I'm trying to talk specifics... 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1372 This is not about you! 1.3537 0.05270 147 108 26 13
1373 You are so bipolar about climate change! 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1374 I'm detecting a change in the climate of this debate. 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1375 You are fake news, the world is flat. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
1376 Is it getting warmer up here, or is it just you? 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1377 Chill, Dude! 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1378 Who in the world are you? 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
1379 It's my turn. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1380 Be prepared for a heated debate! 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1381 Our next speaker brings a truly global perspective . . . 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1382 That's just your perspective on global warming! 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1383 I promise my turn won't take all day. 1.3529 0.04965 170 126 28 16
1384 Why is nobody asking 'Girthy Earthy' over here about her controversial 'Pangaea Years'? 1.3529 0.05284 153 114 24 15
1385 Oh spare me. I took off my Jacket and I'm fine. 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
1386 I personally would like to extend you a warm welcome. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1387 And more than Utopian, my opponent's demands for a Green New Deal are completely self-interested! 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1388 I've cut taxes for my constituents and eliminated plastic straws. What on earth have you done? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1389 Is that all you do? Just spin, spin, spin? 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
1390 I think we should take a break to cool off 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1391 But where is your birth certificate? 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
1392 I hear you, but what does the Eastern Hemisphere have to say? 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
1393 Earth: #MeToo 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1394 Why doesn't he show his birth certificate? 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1395 Who will voters believe - a climate denier like me, or my hysterical opponent 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1396 Our guest may be unfamiliar to some of you.... 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1397 I never back down...even when I learned this debate actually was me vs the world! 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1398 You don't understand the global implications. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1399 Stop lying! We all know you're flat! 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1400 I know there have been reports that my opponent is just warming up, but frankly I haven't seen evidence to support that claim. 1.3519 0.05141 162 121 25 16
1401 Let's give a warm Mars style welcome to our dear old friend, Earth. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1402 I firmly disagree that my opponent speaks for everyone. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1403 Well, I have a different world view! 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
1404 You can't handle the heat! 1.3515 0.05144 165 124 24 17
1405 ...."The rest of the world--you have 2 minutes for your rebuttle." 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1406 Where is Atlas when you need him. 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
1407 This is so fake, folks. He's actually very, very flat! 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1408 The Earth needs no introduction although some people have apparently forgotten about it. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1409 I categorically OBJECT to the tactics of my opponent in this flat earth debate!!! 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
1410 Clearly you cannot believe what you see in front of you, my opponent is flat, and anything else is fake news! 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
1411 You've already warmed up. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1412 Well, I got the popular vote! 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
1413 America First! 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1414 … while my opponent just stands there getting hot under the collar. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1415 My opponent clearly has a planet-sized ego. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1416 You're missing the big picture. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1417 Has anybody seen Atlas? 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1418 I'm not going to debate it with half the world 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1419 Pictured above: The first 2020 presidential debate. 1.3506 0.05492 154 118 18 18
1420 My opponent’s presence belies the gravity of the situation! 1.3504 0.05636 137 103 20 14
1421 And here to present the other side of the global warming debate ... 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1422 Shame! My opponent voted against Pluto staying in the Solar System! 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1423 And why should we believe your claims on climate change? 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
1424 Don’t all talk at once! 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1425 well, it doesn't feel warm in here to me! 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1426 While my opponent *claims* to be thinking globally, I believe we can all see a distinctly North American bias. 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
1427 Oh great, another critic on climate change 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1428 I think the world of my opponent but his argument doesn't hold water. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1429 My opponent seems to have been crushed by the weight of the world. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1430 Meanwhile at the UN Climate Change Tribunal: "The Court will now hear victim impact statements" 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1431 Ok ok, it's not a hoax 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1432 Call me a dwarf planet again and I’ll kick your Australia. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1433 When we promise our students the world, we deliver! 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
1434 . . . . and I have been authorized to speak on behalf of the other seven planets about their experiences with ignoring climate change." 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
1435 Why, my opponent seems to be warming up to me! 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1436 Speak English,please 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
1437 Typical globalist! 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
1438 But if you're here, what planet are we on? None of this adds up! 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
1439 The world will try to tell you otherwise, but I’m here to tell you... 1.3490 0.05381 149 112 22 15
1440 Is it really a matter of such gravity? 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1441 As I was saying, I've always felt like it's me against the world 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1442 And as you can see, my opponent wants totally open borders! 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1443 Hey, don’t get heated with me. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1444 Of course my opponent backs the Green New Deal, she’s a globalist. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1445 And now the keynote speaker's firsthand account of global warming. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1446 Atlas has left the building! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1447 Being in the majority doesn't make you right! 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1448 As you can see, my visual aid has crushed my debate opponent and his flat earth premise. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1449 And now--Our next World expert really needs No introduction! 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
1450 I have here a sworn statement from a Mr. Atlas that says you have lied about your weight. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1451 It's just you and me against....oh, wait... 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1452 You'll get your turn when I'm finished 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1453 What would my opponent know about climate change?!" 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1454 ...and pay no heed to my opponent who is clearly a globalist. 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
1455 Here to speak tonight is Mother Earth... and she is a little disappointed in you. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
1456 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF YOUR WORLDVIEW 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
1457 Oh, sure... my opponent looks cool and international on the surface. But underneath, seethes a core of molten magma. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1458 Yeah, you and who else? 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
1459 Your plan is all about YOU, isn't it? You say, 'My air is dirty. My water is polluted. My animals are dying!' I say Americans are tired of narcissistic politicians! 1.3476 0.04938 164 121 29 14
1460 I said “All the world IS a stage” , not on it! 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1461 Yes.....sometimes I do feel my stance is 'me against the world'! 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1462 How on earth did you come up with that? 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1463 It’s not a small world after all. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1464 If I want to call you my oyster, by God, I'll call you my oyster. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1465 We'll stop there for today, and the Eastern Hemisphere will pick things up where we left off. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
1466 No, no. You've had your turn. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1467 Your time is up. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1468 Now Madam Earth, isn't it true you're just perimenopausal and temperatures are expected to return to normal in some years? 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1469 My opponent lacks gravity. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1470 And without further ado, a word from our host. 1.3468 0.04960 173 130 26 17
1471 You're blowing this thing way out of proportion! 1.3467 0.05266 150 112 24 14
1472 This is what it’s come to, since none of you will listen to the scientists. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1473 This is only 1/2 of the story 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1474 We could finally get rid of daylight saving time if you would stop your tilting. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1475 Lock her up! 1.3464 0.05353 153 116 21 16
1476 OK, now things are going to get heated. 1.3464 0.04573 153 107 39 7
1477 Do not be deceived by my opponent's claims of international experience! 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
1478 There you go again,throwing your weight around. 1.3462 0.04516 156 109 40 7
1479 Don’t bring my sun into this. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
1480 Stop! You’re over inflating your importance! 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
1481 Can you move a little more to the right, you are blocking the air-conditioner. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1482 In spite of what some may think, this is bigger than me against the world. 1.3459 0.04460 159 111 41 7
1483 Where’s Hawaii? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1484 Don't deny you're a globalist. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1485 Just who does my opponent think he is, claiming to speak for the entire world! 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1486 Everything my opponent says about climate change is fake news. 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1487 I was going to mention the state of the planet, but it speaks for itself. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
1488 And here to talk about the global economy... 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1489 Do you have to globalize everything? 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
1490 My turn - your turn went a full day. 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
1491 I have to say at this point that I feel threatened 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
1492 Our next speaker claims to be quite the expert on climate change... 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
1493 My opponent, here, wants you to believe in something she calls, 'scientific consensus' 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1494 There you go again, always spinning in favor of the globalist agenda. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1495 As you can see, my opponent is self-inflating. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1496 I think the world of my opponent, but... 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
1497 Can you even name the seven continents? 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1498 ...In contrast, my opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1499 How can I debate you? You've come 180 degrees on your argument. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1500 May I just say, you are my Oyster. 1.3448 0.06135 116 88 16 12
1501 As you can see, my opponent is the very image of an unrepentant globalist. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1502 As you can plainly see, the Chinese are behind this! 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1503 Yes, but you are using the word "round" as if it is a good thing. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1504 Senator, I served with Neptune. I knew Neptune. Neptune was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Neptune. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1505 Yeah? Well my opponent was once involved in a big bang, too! 1.3444 0.05151 151 112 26 13
1506 Wait a second! When I elected to take on the Global Challenge, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
1507 We've been talking about it long enough. Now is the time to let the planet speak for itself. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
1508 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the English-speaking world!" 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1509 Could you turn around to show you’re actually round? 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
1510 Like my opponent,I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
1511 I'm just getting warmed up 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
1512 What we need is a "world view," my opponent clearly does not have that. 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
1513 Open your eyes people! The threat of globalization is real. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1514 I still say you are flat 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
1515 Are you threatening me with extinction? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1516 Let me start by just saying, you've always meant the world to me. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1517 And to show my sincerity, I'd like to buy my opponent a Coke. 1.3438 0.05915 128 98 16 14
1518 It’s pretty much has always been me against the world. This debate however, takes it to a whole new level. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1519 Another expert on global warming. 1.3436 0.05177 163 124 22 17
1520 Now, first up -- speaking for the ozone layer. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1521 You don’t intimidate me, you’re mostly water weight 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1522 I don’t care if the whole world is against me, I do not believe in global warming! 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1523 I yield to my opponent who would like us all to go somewhere else. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1524 . . .and you sir are no Pangea! 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1525 Stop, stop, stop! We don't want to hear from a climate-change radical. 1.3431 0.05525 137 103 21 13
1526 I'll stop addressing you as the pale blue dot when you start addressing me as Dr. Sagan. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1527 It’s me against the world in 2020. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1528 I would challenge my opponent to pick a hemisphere. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1529 Now, my opponent is gonna try to use “facts” and “science” about climate change to try to scare ya, but it’s fake news, people! 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1530 America, sir, will not let globalism crush our dreams. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1531 Consider this your global warning! 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
1532 Let the World speak for itself. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1533 I understand that you are the World, but are you the Children? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
1534 Well, that's your opinion. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1535 So,as you can see,"me against the world" was NOT hyperbole as my opponent has claimed. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1536 That's circular reasoning...You keep going around and around and around. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1537 Hi Mom ! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1538 And now, our world-renowned expert on world climate change. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1539 My opponent talks big, but hides half of his true self. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
1540 This year the Golden Globe goes to.... 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1541 Stop right there! We booked the Eastern Hemisphere to speak tonight! 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1542 I said you're incompetent, not 'incontinent.' 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1543 Is it just me, or is it hot in here? 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1544 I'm the only candidate prepared to take on the world! 1.3421 0.04389 152 105 42 5
1545 '"My opponent is trapped in circular reasoning!" 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1546 Can I speak to your Russian side, please! 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1547 From now on, we will hear the testimony of the victim of global warming. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1548 My worthy opponent seems to be living in his own world. 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
1549 I'm right and the world is wrong 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
1550 I apologize for my opponent's behavior, he's getting very heated. 1.3416 0.04502 161 114 39 8
1551 you‘ve had all the time in the world to make your point, now it’s my turn 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
1552 Actually, there are five Great Lakes. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
1553 Indeed, it is a small world after all. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1554 As you can see, this new technology brings the world closer. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1555 Today's speaker is seeking political asylum. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1556 Okay Atlas . . .who shrugged? 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1557 There’s an ocean of difference between my views and those of my opponent. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1558 Nobody does global politics better than me. No one. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1559 So, Mr. Atlas, what is your position on global expansion? Mr. Atlas?...Mr. Atlas?... 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1560 Could we please have a question on something other than climate change? 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1561 Things may seem dark right now, but I’m certain you’ll turn it around! 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1562 Yeah? Well, I’m telling YOU that climate change is a HOAX! 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1563 Following Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot success, Ed misjudged his Ted Talk audience 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
1564 My opponent over here seems to be getting a little heated! 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1565 The whole world is against me in this debate! 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1566 And speaking of global affairs... 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1567 If my opponent thinks I'll get pulled into their orbit, they've got another thing coming. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1568 The title is "What goes around, comes around." 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1569 I think the world is trying to tell us something. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1570 Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce MotherEarth on her Farewell Tour 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1571 Today the President will put an end to the fake news that he does not know the names of the continents. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1572 You yielded your time, it's my turn to talk about the environment. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1573 Our next speaker will dispel the flat earth myth. 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
1574 I assert that my opponent is clearly out of its orbit! 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
1575 You heard the moderator, your time is up. And if I'm voted into office, I'll make sure of it! 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1576 Read my lips: No new axes! 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
1577 I might remind you, Sir, that a mere 97% of experts who've studied the matter agree with you 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1578 All of the white space was once habitable. 1.3401 0.04579 147 103 38 6
1579 You know what they say about planets with small polar ice caps... 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
1580 My opponent’s plan would take ages. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1581 Even though the whole world is against me, I'm undaunted! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1582 I will not be intimidated by my opponent. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
1583 On this issue, I'm sure my opponent, like all Progressives, will claim to speak for the World. 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
1584 I agree we can put that whole flat earth debate to bed. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1585 Oh, now you're warming up to me? 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1586 'I'm sorry, but us flat earthers need more conclusive proof.' 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1587 The white areas are recent Facebook outages. Next side, please. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1588 Bob felt like the whole world was against him. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1589 I am not now, nor have I ever been, an extraterrestrial. 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1590 Senator, I lived on Mother Earth. I knew Mother Earth. Mother Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Mother Earth! 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1591 Stop playing the global warming card. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1592 You are a hoax. Everyone knows you’re flat. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1593 What was it like coming out as Gaia? 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1594 My opponent would have you believe global warming is real! 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1595 Despite the evidence before me, I still maintain my opponent is flat. 1.3393 0.04911 168 126 27 15
1596 And we are supposed to just take your word that global warming is real? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1597 Closing arguments will be three minutes, except for earth, who will have eternity. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1598 I understand your position, but no need to get heated! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1599 Please stop overstating what you bring to the table. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1600 Unlike my opponent, I'll resist taking such a polarizing position. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1601 There is literally a world of difference between us. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1602 While I appreciate your perspective...in the context of the universe, you are really not that relevant. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1603 Now my opponent here claims global warming is real. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1604 ‘What on earth..??’ 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1605 So I ask you, what qualifies my opponent to speak on world problem.? 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1606 I just think we have differing world views 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
1607 No one wants to hear your environmental claptrap. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1608 Unlike my opponent I speak for the one percent 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1609 You expect me to debate the world? 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1610 Getting a little heated, are we? 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1611 Whew, someone’s got a terrible gas problem. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1612 My opponent claims to be decisive yet somehow can’t decide on a single language. 1.3377 0.05222 151 114 23 14
1613 No, all the world is not on stage! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1614 Thanks for leaving your orbit, now do you feel the gravity of our situation ? 1.3377 0.04593 151 107 37 7
1615 Well, I act locally! 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1616 And here’s my opponent who just rolled in to give you some really bad news. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1617 Empirical evidence aside, you're flat. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1618 As a white man, I obviously know more about the environment than Mother Earth. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1619 Stop turning to the audience and answer me! 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1620 Going, going............ 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1621 With absolutely NO academic or scientific credentials, how can you stand there and tell us global warming is real?! 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1622 And just how is it our fault that you run hot and cold? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1623 Will you please do me a favor and stop rotating, you're making me dizzy. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1624 I'm a politician, dammit. I don't have to listen to you. 1.3358 0.05600 134 102 19 13
1625 On second thought, warming up before the debate is entirely optional. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
1626 And I'll speak for the rest of us. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1627 Hold it, don’t everybody speak up at once!! 1.3358 0.05499 134 101 21 12
1628 You look fine to me. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1629 Well... you're fat. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1630 You think you're the center of the universe! Stop throwing your weight around. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1631 Our next speaker is out of this world. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1632 We've discovered this lovely blue planet in orbit around a distant star in our galaxy that supports life. But there are no signs of intelligent life. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1633 Okay, let me stop you right there. 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
1634 As you can see, the opposing candidate is full of hot air. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1635 You are out of orbit! 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
1636 This is not what I meant by a worldwide debate! 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1637 And I ask you, who created those fossil fuels? 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
1638 My opponent promises the world but don't be fooled by cheap parlor tricks. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1639 I have a certain global perspective that the other candidates don't. 1.3356 0.05348 146 111 21 14
1640 While my opponent might have science on its side, I have the unerring wisdom of Twitter on mine. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1641 As you can see, my opponent and I are a world apart on the issues. 1.3356 0.05259 146 110 23 13
1642 Now my next statement may send you into orbit... 1.3355 0.05193 152 115 23 14
1643 Could you move the microphone further from D.C? Thanks. 1.3355 0.04662 152 109 35 8
1644 He’s got the whole world on his stand. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1645 My opponent would like you to be believe he is somehow more worldly than you or I 1.3355 0.04510 155 110 38 7
1646 Tell us again why we should care. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1647 My opponent likes to put the spin on just about every position. 1.3354 0.04980 161 121 26 14
1648 Quit complaining, we’re all hot in here”. 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1649 I can't take this. Make the world go away. 1.3354 0.04837 164 122 29 13
1650 You're just here for the air conditioning. 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1651 So who ya gonna trust, me or this ignorant orb? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1652 I'll gladly address all your issues, but only once you tell me how you got into this building. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1653 If Fox says you're flat, you're flat. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1654 This is hardly what I had in mind when I agreed to debate a globalist! 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1655 Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here? 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
1656 My opponent would have you believe that she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders.... 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1657 Year after year, you just can’t help yourself from circling back to the same point. 1.3333 0.04543 153 109 37 7
1658 The problem is clearly bigger than both of us. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1659 I'm sure our next guest needs no introduction 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1660 Do not be fooled by appearances! My opponent only seems to be down-to-earth. 1.3333 0.05754 129 99 17 13
1661 My opponent appears to be having hot flashes. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1662 I got it, it's me against the world. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1663 Ok, so maybe humans did cause it, but we didn't mean to. 1.3333 0.05389 141 107 21 13
1664 Despite my opponent's outlandish claims and bizarre histrionics, my belief in a flat earth is stronger than ever... 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1665 You may have the world behind you, but I have the money. 1.3333 0.04543 153 109 37 7
1666 How do you call yourself global when you are clearly only representing the western hemisphere? 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
1667 And you think you're better suited to deal with the problems of the world? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1668 And now, a word from our Mother. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1669 You do look flat! 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1670 Why yes, it is warm in here. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1671 And our keynote speaker is the late great planet earth. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1672 The country is frankly fed up with your constantly revolving positions. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1673 This is THE conference on climate change! You can’t just roll in here and expect a seat at the table! 1.3333 0.05152 150 113 24 13
1674 What do you mean my time is up? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1675 A vote for me, Donald Trump, and I can make all this go away. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1676 So please, during the debate, no releasing of noxious clouds of methane from your tundra. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1677 And I disagree with your world view! 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1678 Next, we will hear from the Western Hemisphere. 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
1679 My worthy opponent's global ambitions won't fix the potholes in our city. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1680 You don’t speak for all of us! 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1681 Here with an opposing viewpoint is a globalist. 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1682 My very, very brilliant scientists, and they’re like really smart, are telling me that the Trump Administration is a hoax, okay? 1.3333 0.04954 162 122 26 14
1683 My opponent’s world view is inflated. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1684 I don't believe in global warming and won't be bullied by someone much larger than me. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1685 Hey, I can see my house from here! 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1686 Is my opponent getting HOTTER or is it just me?! 1.3315 0.04627 178 133 31 14
1687 And yet, my opponent claims that I blow things out of proportion. 1.3314 0.04241 175 125 42 8
1688 Well, that’s not what Mars said! 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
1689 Ok! I admit it! Climate change is real! 1.3313 0.04318 160 113 41 6
1690 You may have all the facts in the world, but I have public opinion on my side. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1691 Cut the global positioning 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1692 I take issue with your heated argument. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1693 I cede 2,000,000,000,000,000 minutes to the gentlewoman from the Solar System 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
1694 Before I present our keynote speaker; Would event staff please lower the thermostat? 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1695 I thought you were bigger. 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
1696 What the liberal candidate WON'T tell you is that he's been involved in every bad thing that has ever happened! 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1697 Oops, we seem to have lost Atlas. 1.3311 0.05285 148 113 21 14
1698 Earth, you ignorant slut! 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1699 You may have the world on your side, but I know I’m right! 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1700 Once again, my opponent and I are worlds apart on this issue. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
1701 You take one position, then do an about face and it's the very opposite. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1702 I'm here to remind you that America is not the world. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1703 I can tell from that last comment that you’re getting a bit heated. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1704 Only a closeted socialist would believe my opponent "supports life as we know it" 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1705 Sooo...trying to intimidate me on a global scale, eh? 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1706 But Europe and Asia are on the other side of your position. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1707 My opponent is full of hot air. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1708 You what ? You just rolled over a guy with yellow hair and a long red tie ? 1.3310 0.05356 142 108 21 13
1709 You made your point, but what does the other half of the world have to say? 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1710 Nobody has ever been more round than I am, that I can tell you. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
1711 You get your climate under control. Then we'll talk. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1712 The whole world is listening. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1713 Theory yes,but what does my opponent know for a fact about climate change? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
1714 So what? MY earth is much, much bigger! 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1715 And this is the planet earth, a bleak and forbidding place that once supported a primitive life-form inexplicably bent on self destruction. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1716 I'm sure it is hard to hear that you only have twelve years left. May I suggest a bucket list? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1717 And last, but not least. Mother Earth. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1718 I apologize, no reason to get hot. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1719 And I repeat, it's just us against the world. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1720 Trumps Ted Talk on Global Warming... "We've got a Earth, a big big Earth, the biggest Earth that Earth has ever seen" 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1721 The Democratic field is crowded. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1722 Indeed, my opponent’s life revolves around me. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1723 The time for action has come....the world has spoken. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1724 Global warming? What planet are you from? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1725 So as you can plainly see, its round on this side, but its flat on the other! 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1726 What possible impact could you have on me? 1.3293 0.04450 167 121 37 9
1727 Sorry, I think we have more pressing matters to discuss than your personal health. 1.3293 0.04284 167 119 41 7
1728 Absolutely! But I could give you a better answer if your question was a little more Pacific. 1.3293 0.04450 167 121 37 9
1729 On the other hand, look at my opponent. She's all over the place! 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1730 Now we get to hear from the small world after all! 1.3292 0.04386 161 115 39 7
1731 That's quite the spin you put on it! 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1732 Not buying it, still flat. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1733 Who would ever elect everyone's mother and an obvious globalist?" 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1734 Sir, I lived on the earth in 1950. The earth in 1950 was my home. You are no earth of 1950. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1735 And now for the "climate change isn't real" rebuttal..... 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
1736 I just want to say that I think the world of our next speaker. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1737 I believe my opponent is involved in a global conspiracy! 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1738 Do not listen to my opponent. Clearly, he is a globe-alist. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1739 You're always throwing shade." 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1740 Don't go all global on me! 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1741 Flat?! Do I look flat to you? 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1742 I know an occident waiting to happen when I see one. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1743 Sure, my opponent seems American. But he hides an insidious socialist secret behind his back. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1744 Enough with your global elitist spin! 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
1745 Will you please cool off!! 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1746 Hold It!! Atlas is still in make-up. 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
1747 It's true - the internet does make the world smaller 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1748 My opponent is spinning lies! 1.3288 0.04466 146 103 38 5
1749 Perry makes the best of his magnificent opportunity to address the world at large. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1750 My opponent presents the Western viewpoint... 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
1751 We both read 'Atlas Shrugged', but one of us took it too literally. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1752 Yes, I do stand by my position that the earth is flat. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1753 My opponent would have you believe he is round 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
1754 We get it. Your platform is climate change. 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
1755 My most worldly opponet yet 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
1756 She needs no introduction. 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
1757 All my stage is a world! 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
1758 It's getting a little warm in here. 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1759 Now, I know my opponent claims to have something in common with every single one of you.... 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1760 My opponent thinks he is so worldly! 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1761 Well, that’s one opinion. 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1762 Well of course 'Big Earth' is against climate change. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1763 Let me ask you this: What has my opponent ever done for you? 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1764 Don't blame us! You're the one who turned dinosaurs into oil! 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1765 I object! You are only showing one side. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1766 Wait, one at a time. 1.3274 0.04586 168 124 33 11
1767 And although my opponent will say she has the entire world on her side . . . 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1768 You just think you're getting warmer. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1769 I am sick and tired of people speaking for the Earth- Let the Earth speak for herself! 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1770 And now, we finally will listen to the Earth! 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1771 Oh you think your so worldly! 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
1772 this is just a debate,you need to cool down. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1773 I say, release those so-called evolutionary records, Madame! 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1774 There it is ! My half world view. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1775 No sir, it only "feels" like the weight of the whole world is on your shoulders. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1776 So, can you tell us all a little more about this 'round-earth theory' of yours? 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1777 It’s easy for your to say, “think locally, act globally,” but what about the rest of us? 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
1778 Hold it right there...how can you claim to speak for the whole world when I stand here in opposition ? 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1779 Global domination on a world stage. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1780 It is with great pleasure that I introduce someone you've all been dreading to hear speak. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1781 Fake news! the world is flat. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1782 Excuse me. Excuuuse me! Let me finish before you overheat. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1783 And arguing that climate change is real.... 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1784 Oh, and what evidence can you submit that PROVES you're not actually flat? 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1785 A vote for me is a vote against the world. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1786 Thank you, Ms. Terra, your five minutes are up. The spokesman from OPEC will now read a rebuttal. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1787 You shouldn't allow yourself to get so heated! 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1788 I yield my time. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
1789 That's quite the costume, Donald. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1790 OK,OK, we'll listen! 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1791 You wouldn’t know it from my opponent, but there’s a whole other side to this story. 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
1792 With all due respects,my opponent's personal experience with the enviornmental impact of human activity is anecdotal and , therefore,not relevant to our debate. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1793 Please try to resist my opponent's natural gravity and focus on the issues. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1794 Your perspective is way off. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1795 Nobody cares what YOU have to say. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1796 I don't think you have the authority to talk about global warming. 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1797 Sorry, but we don't care for your opinion on climate change 1.3253 0.04925 166 127 24 15
1798 Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the Democratic Nominee for President, The World. 1.3252 0.06054 123 97 12 14
1799 While my opponent may have a world view.... 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
1800 You think you have problems? Welcome to MY world! 1.3252 0.04758 163 122 29 12
1801 Do you know who I am? 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1802 I've come here to say: I'll be fine. You'll be dead. Keep up the good work. 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1803 I mean, it's flat. Look how flat it is. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1804 Adios to my opponent!... crushed by carrying the weight of the world on his shoulder. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
1805 They say that the whole world is against me, but I know it's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
1806 Don't be fooled. My opponent is simply putting its own spin on the same old argument. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1807 When the world talks, people, listen 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
1808 Who are you to say the earth isn't flat?! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1809 And now to speak to us about global warming. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1810 And ask yourself: who exactly will my opponent represent? 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1811 I am pointing to the only country on the planet that is not fighting climate change. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1812 That's it? Hardly earth shattering news. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1813 OK, you made your point: you are round. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1814 Why should voters believe you about global warming? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1815 Clearly my opponent has taken his view of globalization too far. 1.3241 0.04472 145 103 37 5
1816 Ma’am, please calm down. I’m afraid you’re getting a little heated. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1817 You fit into a two-dimensional cartoon, that proves you're flat. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1818 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1819 When we at the EPA were invited to this debate on climate change, we weren’t told we would be debating the entire world! 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
1820 So you just expect us to take your word for it that you're getting warmer? 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
1821 You don’t seem warm to me! 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
1822 I can tell you right now that you are most certainly not warming at all, and what's more, you're flat... 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1823 And now Gaia will speak to the pro side for human extinction. 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
1824 Bet you can't spin that one. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1825 My opponent refers to herself as a so-called expert on climate change, but I don't buy it. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
1826 How dare you speak for the world! 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1827 Apparently, my opponent considers herself the "change" candidate. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1828 We don't care what the world has to say. We're America! 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
1829 Hold it right there. Prove that you're getting warmer. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1830 Easy, big fella! Some boundaries! Please! 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1831 My opponent will try tonight to convince you that he is flat. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1832 I don't think the Earth should have a say in this! 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1833 Enough with the 'think global' already! 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1834 My opponent here is so old that when he went to school they didn’t even have history. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1835 There’s a world of difference between us! 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1836 Round, schmound. The real question in this election is, "Where's Atlantis? What have you done with it?" 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1837 Going twice at $14.99. 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
1838 As a fossil fuel CEO, I know hot, and as yet, you, Madam, are no Venus. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1839 Do I hear a second for ordering the rotating base? 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1840 My opponent would like you to think he has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1841 ... and I say the earth is flat! 1.3220 0.04484 177 132 33 12
1842 I refuse to go there. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1843 Please don't mansplain ozone depletion to me, sir 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1844 There's no need to get so heated. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
1845 I feel like it’s me versus the world up here! 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1846 Stop the World. I want to get off. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1847 Is it not now completely obvious that my opponent is full of hot air? 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1848 Yeah, yeah sure, cry me a river. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1849 It's okay, I've got the electoral college votes. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1850 Easy for you to criticize. You just keep turning. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1851 Isn't that sort of a global response? 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1852 I don’t have to listen to you anymore, Mom. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1853 Just look at the size of his lands. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1854 Global inflation is a looming problem. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1855 Indeed, my opponent holds a more global view. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1856 As anyone can see, my opponent's reasoning is completely circular. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1857 I dare my opponent to not put spin on his comments. 1.3217 0.04394 143 101 38 4
1858 You are full of hot air and it’s actually killing me. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1859 If global warming is real then why aren't you sweating? 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
1860 And I think I speak for the entire world when I say.... 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
1861 So maybe I shouldn't have told Atlas to shrug... 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1862 You can say "round, round" all you want but you look flat to me 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1863 I can't speak for the World, but.... 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
1864 My opponent makes a compelling argument, but we still maintain that Earth is flat! 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1865 My opponent simply continues circling the point in a roundabout way. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1866 No I don't accept coal money, but you're getting warm! 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1867 Excuse me! You’ve been getting hotter and hotter throughout this whole climate change debate! 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
1868 ...political chaos, pestilence, overcrowding and you've got a fever...is that what we need in a sophomore class president? 1.3203 0.05299 153 120 17 16
1869 Doesn't feel that warm to me... 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1870 what makes you think you are getting warmer?? 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
1871 Excuse me, please don’t Earth-splain to me 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
1872 You don't speak for everybody 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1873 Don’t you go mansplaining climate change to me. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1874 Isolationist vs Globalist 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
1875 You, sir, are not seeing the larger picture!" 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
1876 I should know better than Earth here, I've studied climate change for ten years! 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1877 My opponent is nothing but a single-issue candidate. 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1878 Need I point out, globalism is out of control! 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1879 And I will make the Earth great again. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1880 Now that your Antarctic ice-cap is gone, what have you done with the penguins?! 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1881 My opponent has accused me of not being 'down to earth! 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1882 My opponent simply has no worldview whatsoever 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1883 Look at my opponent, Alice, who is carrying the world on her shoulders. ALICE? Alice? 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
1884 Nor will I allow the age and experience of my opponent keep me from the truth! 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1885 Isn’t it curious how my opponent’s solutions always seem to benefit mostly her? 1.3194 0.05367 144 112 18 14
1886 My opponent here, thinks he holds a world view. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1887 All right Earth, calm down. You're getting a little heated there." 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1888 Make the Americas Great Again! 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
1889 And I say you DO have room for 3 billion more people! 1.3190 0.04237 163 117 40 6
1890 I concede that my opponent's arguments are supported by the weight of world opinion... 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1891 Don't get me wrong. I think the world of you! 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1892 Who in the world asked for your opinion? 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
1893 Would you stop going in circles? Things are getting heated. 1.3188 0.05343 138 106 20 12
1894 Even now you can't stop spinning. . . 1.3188 0.04482 138 98 36 4
1895 The world has finally decided to join us in our discussion. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
1896 I get it - you're a big picture guy. But, you have to consider the details. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
1897 Break into "We Are the World" and I'm outta here. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
1898 Wait! It's not my fault. I belong to the Sierra Club 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
1899 you act like you're sooooo worldly 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
1900 The era of what goes around comes around is over! 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
1901 The world will little note nor long remember what I'm saying here. Nevertheless, I persist. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1902 Unlike my opponent here, I am NOT a globalist! 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
1903 ...my opponent here has connections to radical environmentalists and vegan activists! 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1904 Ladies and gentlemen, I have earth-shattering information! 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1905 Yes, yes, I get your not-so-subtle point, Mr Atlas. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1906 I said it once and I'll say it again, it's not just about you! 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1907 Just because you’re more worldly does not mean you get to dominate this debate! 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1908 And now I’d like to introduce the world’s biggest Flat Earth skeptic.” 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
1909 Let's give a great big welcome - to everyone! 1.3185 0.04953 157 120 24 13
1910 Now you’re dying? You’ve been fine for a bazillion years! 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
1911 The world may disagree with me, but I stand firmly by my belief! 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1912 I wonder, where on earth is my opponent tonight? 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
1913 Release the hot air, Sir! 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1914 I offer all speakers a bottle of water, but you’re right—it was uniquely insensitive in your case. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1915 I, on the other hand, firmly reject globalism! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1916 Moreover, my opponent is not even a U.S. citizen! 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1917 Think of your ice caps before you let this debate get any more heated! 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1918 I would warn you about being swayed by my honourable opponent’s easily discredited “One World” philosophy. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
1919 You're talking in circles. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
1920 I don't believe this fake news. The earth is flat! 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1921 Flat-earthers: "Fake news" 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1922 Is that all you have to offer? 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1923 Sorry, but you are flat-out wrong! 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1924 No one's looking for a revolution. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1925 I am calling into question, my opponent's qualifications on climate change. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1926 the whole world is ganging up on me, not fair 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1927 Yes, my opponent may be more worldly... 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1928 With that, I conclude, that Earth is in fact, flat. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1929 We will no longer comply with the Paris Climate Accords despite the opposition! 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1930 The whole world is watching! 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
1931 Wrong! 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
1932 I think I know more about global warming than you do genius 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1933 Mr Atlas will be back in a moment! 1.3169 0.05323 142 110 19 13
1934 OK, you do feel a bit warmer, but still. . . 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1935 I'm sorry, but "The World is Not Enough". 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1936 Obviously my opponent is feeling the heat! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1937 Stop embarrassing me, mother! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1938 Well, "Mother" Earth, a little contraception wouldn't hurt, you know. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1939 Don't be so smug. We all have a dark side! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1940 Our next speaker will be Donald Trump's ego. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
1941 My opponent claims to be affected by Climate Change 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1942 My opponent is a globalist. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
1943 If my opponent is actually warming, burning, or on fire, wouldn't we all have seen smoke? 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
1944 "I see a world of differences between my opponent and myself." 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
1945 My opponent promises everything in the world. But can he really deliver? 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
1946 My opponent can't seem to stop talking in circles. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
1947 I said I'd debate the Democrats, not the entire Western Hemisphere! 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
1948 There was absolutely no collusion with either continent! 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1949 First, I would like to address my opponent's claim that the earth is round... 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
1950 Your circular logic has no place in this debate! 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1951 And contrary to the President's twitter assertion, the world is round. 1.3154 0.05224 149 116 19 14
1952 My first visual aid: The earth is flat. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1953 You don’t feel warmer to me. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1954 I think it's fairly obvious that I speak for everyone here... 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1955 Look who is finally warming up? 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1956 Well, what the hell do YOU know? 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1957 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You’re getting a bit heated there, buddy. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
1958 You don’t get a say in the matter! 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1959 Just because you represent the entire world doesn’t make you right. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1960 I assure you, you are not sick, there is no Climate change, now get back into your orbit where you belong. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1961 Where's Atlas you asked? 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
1962 Could you just be a little less global? 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1963 Just stop! I'm getting off. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1964 Global warming? At her age? It's clearly hot flashes. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1965 We’ll take a five minute break as Atlas goes to the bathroom. 1.3145 0.04979 159 123 22 14
1966 I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Planet Earth! 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
1967 Are you okay? You feel hot. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
1968 Stop looking at my notes! 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
1969 I have no response to my opponent's heated argument. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1970 It's just me against you now. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1971 When they said it'd be "me v. the world," I didn't think it would come to this. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1972 Please don't interrupt,ma'am,I'm not done explaining the way the world works. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1973 I'm here to tell you: I'm burning up on the inside, too! 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1974 Now for an opposing view in our climate change debate, from Planet Earth! 1.3141 0.05288 156 124 15 17
1975 Without further ado, I give you Mother Earth 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1976 ... and I intend to prove you are flat in this debate... 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
1977 Yes, it’s your fault. 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
1978 My opponent is resorting to her usual scare tactics. 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
1979 As you can see, my opponent is constantly getting hot and bothered. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1980 You see. Flat! 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1981 You may say you are warming but the GOP is not impressed 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1982 You’re spinning my words again...all day long with you — spin, spin, spin! 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1983 Not exactly the correct answer but you're getting hotter.... 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
1984 My opponent wants you to believe he's not flat. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1985 You don't have a leg to stand on in this climate change debate. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1986 You have one minute for the rebuttal; and please don't stop spinning. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1987 You’ve heard from the rest of the world, now it’s my turn. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1988 In spite of mountains of evidence, my opponent insists she’s only 2000 years old. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1989 Shakespeare was right, all the world is a stage. 1.3132 0.04515 182 139 29 14
1990 Please give a nice round of applause for our next speaker at this flat earth fact finding symposium. 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
1991 Sorry, but I think your argument still falls flat. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
1992 No, I don't think it's warm in here! 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1993 He wasn't even born in America! 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1994 We can fit the whole world on this stage, but we can’t fit all the people running for President! 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1995 My opponent shows a clear north-south bias 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1996 I can safely say I speak on behalf of the world... 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1997 All my opponent cares about is herself! 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1998 Shouldn't that be 'I am the world'? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1999 I alone know the truth and the whole world is lying. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
2000 And I happen to think that politics are local. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
2001 Climate change? You're being shrill and hysterical. That's exactly why you can't be trusted to regulate yourself. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2002 Sorry. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2003 Hold on there, this is a CPAC meeting, we do not care what you have to say. 1.3121 0.04224 157 113 39 5
2004 I am from the Trump Administration and I say the world is flat! 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
2005 Just wait a minute, you'll get your turn. 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
2006 Here on Mars Today, we ask “ Earth , is there life on you “” 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
2007 My opponent thinks he’s the world authority on everything! 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
2008 Our next speaker will discuss the benefits of gravity and why you all don't fly off into space. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
2009 With all due respect Sen. Earth, how is your distribution of resources for billions greater than my need to support my business? 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
2010 Oh yeah? You and what atmosphere? 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2011 My opponent here does not believe that American jobs should be our #1 priority in 2020. Sad! 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
2012 You claim you're feeling warmer but have you ever considered it's just a hot flash? 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
2013 Of course I believe you're warming up --- especially since you dripped ice water all over half of the chairs in the Green Room! 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
2014 Our next speaker wants to weigh in on the debate around the use of the word "globalist". 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
2015 There was NO ROTATION! 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2016 Yes, you Edith Perkins of 345 Glenn street in Boise, Idaho... your chance to rebut me. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2017 And see that up there? That used to be the United States, but their Congress allowed a narcissistic sociopath to be president. The country is now just a blip in history. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
2018 If earth isn’t going to use all of its allotted time, I’ll continue.. 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
2019 It's quite obvious my opponent has no plan to fight inflation. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2020 And on this side we have the opposing view on global warming. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2021 Feels like you are on a different planet on this issue. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2022 My opponent here would like you to believe he’s God’s gift to the world. 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
2023 Stop! As the President of the Flat Earth Society I refute your lame hypothesis. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
2024 Turns out you aren’t flat, but you’re still not warming! 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
2025 As you can clearly see, my opponent is a globalist of the worst kind. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
2026 As you can see North American is barely connected to South America 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
2027 My opponent will promise you the world, but does it look like he can deliver? 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2028 My opponent appears to have the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2029 You haven’t got a leg to stand on! 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2030 I'm sorry, but we're not concerned with your opinion here. 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
2031 Mars, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing! 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
2032 Apparently you're unaware of how I destroyed Jupiter in last night's debate or you wouldn't even be here. 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
2033 My opponent says she's just getting warmed up. I say that's a hoax. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
2034 See, look! You're flat! 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
2035 You created the swamp! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2036 Okay, I’ll concede that you’re round! 1.3101 0.04202 158 114 39 5
2037 You say you have a world of evidence, but I have my opinions... 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
2038 And now let's hear from my opponent, Mother Earth. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
2039 Cool down, you are getting a little too heated. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2040 Why madam, you are nothing but a climate change alarmist! 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
2041 You may in fact speak for the Americas, but I answer to Bezos. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
2042 . . . and that is why I don't call my opponent Mother Earth. I call her Fatty McEarthface. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
2043 My opponent claims to care about the Earth... 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2044 I pledge to act in the best interests of the little man, whereas my opponent’s policies are clearly self-serving. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
2045 Yeah, your ego is big, but my ego is bigger. I have the best ego. 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
2046 ...Thank you for your input, Earth, but I’m afraid we’ll have to leave it there. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2047 I knew Europe. Europe was a friend of mine. America - you are no Europe. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2048 We’ll get to you later. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2049 Global warming? Hah! You don't look so hot to me! 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2050 Atlas, come back here! 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
2051 My fellow citizens, don't let my opponent continue to polarize us! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2052 Make the world go away! 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2053 Our guest speaker will argue for the colonization of Mars 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
2054 Don't fall for my opponent's circular reasoning. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2055 You’re flat out wrong! 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2056 Let everyone note how you consistently change your position on the issues as you rotate. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2057 Not your turn! 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2058 I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony... 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2059 I dare you to speak with one voice. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
2060 My opponent has a world of ideas, but, will it be around long enough to deliver? 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
2061 So you're saying that Al Gore doesn't deserve all the credit for the documentary either? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2062 OK earth (if that is your real name), tell us what you know about global warming 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2063 So every 60,000,000 years or so you change. Very unreliable. So what's it's going to be this time?" 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2064 - People are not gonna buy this: a revolution every year it's not a real revolution! 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2065 I feel like we're just spinning in circles 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2066 My opponent here claims to be his own man, but in reality he's still being pushed around by the sun. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2067 I will not feel your forehead because I absolutely do not believe global warming is real. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2068 That’s unfair! Of course you can promise them the world! 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2069 Although you did not precisely guess my position on climate change, you are getting warm. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2070 And, next up on ‘Hot or Not’.... 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
2071 ... and the people will not by your "too big to fail" argument. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
2072 My opponent is living proof that the polar regions are disappearing. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2073 My opponent continues to argue that climate change is real. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2074 We all think the world of you, but you can't keep hiding your dark side. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2075 The stage is set for world domination. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2076 Your globalist view holds no weight here!! 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2077 Ma’am, your personal problems are of no concern to the american people 1.3082 0.05103 146 113 21 12
2078 Hold your ozone. Your chance to speak will be after the 2020 election. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2079 Is it hot in here or is that just you warming? 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2080 She’s well rounded, but her foreign policy is superficial at best. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2081 I think I know a little bit more about globalization than you. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
2082 I still have the floor, or crust, if you prefer. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2083 Oh fuck. 1.3077 0.05032 156 122 20 14
2084 I now yield to my opponent from the North, South, East and West. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
2085 And now Miss World will say a few words. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2086 No, this isn’t what ‘America First’ means.” 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2087 No borders? Are you kidding me? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2088 Sure, you think globally, but you sure aren't acting very locally. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
2089 Around and around we go again. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
2090 I’m sorry, but the correct spelling is P-A-N-G-E-A 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
2091 Well what about the European view. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2092 The planet wishes to be heard. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2093 Your policies seem to be very self-serving. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2094 I would ask my opponent to present evidence for this 'global warming'" 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2095 My opponent freely admits that she longs to return to the Stone Age. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2096 Let earth speak for itself. 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
2097 Wait, wait! I promise no more denial about climate change! 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
2098 #MeToo 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
2099 And our next speaker is Mother Earth who comes to tell us about having too many hot flashes. 1.3065 0.04606 124 89 32 3
2100 Wait a minute, you'll get your turn. 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
2101 You need to wait your turn 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2102 My opponent is clearly trying to give this debate a hostile climate. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2103 If my opponent didn't want us to use fossil fuels, why did she provide them to us?. 1.3061 0.04275 147 106 37 4
2104 The question is why is my opponent getting so heated in his argument. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
2105 Yes, and in this election, it truly is me against the world. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
2106 And needing no introduction, it's A Small World. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2107 In closing, remember to sign up and support MEFA on your way out. Make Earth Flat Again 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2108 Global warming is a hoax, despite what this so called ‘expert’ may have you believe! 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
2109 Why should we trust you? You keep changing your climate! 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
2110 I think the world of my esteemed opponent,but he lacks the necessary gravitas 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2111 I can also have a global perspective! 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
2112 There's a world of difference between you and me. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2113 I concede that the world does in fact revolve around my opponent. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
2114 Where on Earth did that idea come from? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2115 I’m not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience. 1.3057 0.04922 157 122 22 13
2116 It seems to be getting a little warm in here. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2117 What in the world do you mean? 1.3057 0.04922 157 122 22 13
2118 Forgotten for so long........here she is Mother Earth! 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2119 And with her first try at slam poetry, here’s Earth with Get the #*%€ off of me! 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
2120 How’s the weather ? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
2121 if there are no labels,how do we know where we are? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
2122 Behold! Atlas Shrugged!!!! 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
2123 I'm sorry for getting so heated, but you started it. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
2124 Joining us tonight for our discussion on flat earth theory, is Round Earth. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2125 You and your ‘global perspective’ vastly underestimate the size of my ego! 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2126 I heard you the first time ‘round 1.3049 0.04182 164 120 38 6
2127 My opponent has been touting the same circular argument for less than 10,000 years! 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2128 You'll be able to see my unbelievably tremendous wall from this far away, I promise 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2129 Frank attempted to debate global warming, but the evidence was too overwhelming”.. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2130 In this debate, it is me against the world. Literally. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2131 Try to see it from my point of view 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2132 Do you need some ice in your water? 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
2133 You need to chill! 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2134 So..extinction, yes or no? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2135 Talk about a Me vs. The World moment, am I right? 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
2136 Why do you keep insisting that your self-interest trumps mine? 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
2137 Contrary to my opponent, I'm here to talk about good clean coal! 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2138 Hyperbole aside, I think we can BOTH speak to the global issues facing this election 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
2139 My opponent is clearly melting under this heat 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2140 Let me just say, it means the world to be here. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2141 There is no debating this; you are full of hot air 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2142 If you look very ,very carefully, you can see Fullerton, Nebraska. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2143 My opponent will tell you he is getting warmer, but I say that is fake news. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2144 Yes, my opponent is definitely more worldly than I. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2145 I served for 30 years on the Committee on Energy and Natural Resources-what experience do you have?! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2146 My opponent surely cannot shrug off the fact that he is a Globalist. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2147 I don't see your point. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2148 My opponent is inflating his view. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
2149 How did you get in here? 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2150 Welcome to this evening's first presidential 2020 debate 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2151 Sheer, unmitigated, hemispherism! 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2152 Earth, I studied Pluto. I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Pluto. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2153 Sure. I know it doesn't look like much now. But a border here and a wall there... it'll be great! 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
2154 Who said you could have a say? 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
2155 And standing in for Sisyphus, let me introduce the ball. 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
2156 I’m a middle-aged American man— I have plenty of perspective! 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2157 Warming shwarming...what makes you an expert. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2158 No, no - I act locally! 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2159 Surely, my opponent exaggerates. 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
2160 My opponent is full of hot air about global warming. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2161 I have no earthly idea what you're talking about. 1.3028 0.05192 142 111 19 12
2162 You,re not giving us the whole picture! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2163 I don’t care what you say, I believe you are only 5,000 years old. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
2164 ...and all you’ll hear from this one is NIMBY ! 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
2165 So let's start from the beginning. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
2166 And here’s Atlas! Wait... Where’d he go? 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2167 Even your delivery is flat. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2168 We’re sorry, Mr. Atlas had a scheduling conflict but in his place... 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
2169 ...and my opponent is obviously blowing things way out of proportion. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
2170 My opponent is completely exagerrating the problem of global warming. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
2171 I'm warming up to you. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2172 And now we bring you the presidential debates, Trump vs. the Democratic candidates. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2173 Will you ever stop playing that rising seas victim card?! 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2174 And now, I present the Flat Earth Society's keynote speaker! 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2175 The voters have heard enough of your global view. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2176 Where on earth did you get that idea? 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
2177 Rolling along now to our next speaker, who needs no introduction. 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
2178 Pick a language and stop spinning! 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
2179 Sure, you speak for millions, but let’s not forget the little guy! 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
2180 Yes, but what have you done for us lately? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
2181 Flat, I say! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
2182 Hey, I'm a victim too...my air conditioning costs have doubled! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2183 I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen but ICE just took Atlas away.” 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
2184 And now...may I introduce the elephant in the room... 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2185 OK, Defend yourself! 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2186 Welcome to the Flat Earther Debate Finals 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
2187 And for our next TED talk... 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2188 The discussion is getting quite heated from your side. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2189 All the World's a Stage - Well! 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2190 Wait a minute! I thought I was debating Ocasio-Cortez. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2191 Our next speaker has the audacity to think she can change the world. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
2192 When this next speaker turns around, he really makes my day. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2193 It's obvious that my opponent is full of hot air. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2194 What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2195 And that’s my position even if the whole world thinks I’m crazy! 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2196 Gee wiz, what are we standing on? 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2197 Sir, I object to your use of "We Are the World" for your campaign commercials. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2198 In the interest of hearing from the WHOLE world, we will now hear from French Polynesia. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2199 Where's your birth certificate? I'm not buying that God created the heavens and the earth fake news. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2200 You only represent the special interests! 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2201 Yes comrades, it's us against the world! 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2202 One of those tiny dots in the middle might be Puerto Rico,it's hard to find and surrounded by water and far away.No collusion! 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2203 "Not only does my globalist friend want no border wall, he doesn't even want borders." 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2204 Why am I always up against the world? 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2205 I contend that the advanced age of my opponent renders her unfit for world leadership. 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
2206 I know more about anything than anyone! And I certainly know more about so called global warming than you! 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2207 Please. Just speak one at a time. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2208 Yes, I understand that my opponent has a world of knowledge but..... 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
2209 And I alone can fix it 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2210 And now in celebration of Earth Day, I give you... 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2211 That's fake news from the failing New York Times. My opponent is flat and getting colder. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2212 On this global issue, the world will speak 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2213 I did reserve the right to say; "I want to get off." 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
2214 And may I introduce to you the best scientific expert in the world, Mother Earth! 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2215 In my opinion, the speaker has a clear bias on the topic of climate change. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2216 We know you’ll think the world of next speaker. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2217 Let me be the first to say, I care about your problems. But - 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2218 Our speaker has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2219 You make a very well rounded arguement 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
2220 I think the American people have the right to know about your allegiance to foreign countries. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2221 Who are you going to believe? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2222 No, you’re the one full of hot air! 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
2223 Tell me again why people in Australia don’t know they are upside down! 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2224 The whole world is watching but hasn't yet said a word. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2225 A whimper? That's your closing argument? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2226 OK, I admit you're not flat, but you're still small. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2227 Your scare tactics aren't working. 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2228 You were flatter in your profile picture. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2229 Seems the world shrugged Atlas 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2230 Excuse me, but the Americas are not the only continents on the planet! 1.2993 0.04440 137 100 33 4
2231 Well, there’s really no room for debate. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2232 Somehow the continents separated from one another, if you catch my drift. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
2233 Who do you think you are? 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
2234 My opponent has no plans for the future. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2235 You're so US-centric! 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2236 So, what's your stance on climate change? 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
2237 No wonder Atlas got tired of carrying you on his back. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2238 The debate pitted Harry against the world. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2239 What about your affairs? 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2240 Let me guess, it’s gonna be ‘uge. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2241 The voters should note: my opponent is only showing his best face to the audience! 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2242 I only need $275 trillion to build a wall around it to keep out global warming! 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
2243 Behold, my opponent’s distorted view of the world . 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
2244 "The people need someone who won't just turn the other hemisphere when things get rough. 1.2984 0.04432 124 89 33 2
2245 Ahh, what do YOU know? 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
2246 My opponent clearly can't see the gravity of the situation. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
2247 Don't believe my opponent's hot-headed ideas about climate change. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
2248 I hear you, I hear you...but buying plastic water bottles is just too convenient 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2249 Frankly, that argument falls flat. 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
2250 Im not the sun. Stop rotating. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2251 Alrighty, everyone. The next speaker will be on overpopulation, pollution, and politics. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
2252 In conclusion, all the evidence clearly establishes that the earth is flat. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2253 It's a costume! Don't be fooled. It's all flat underneath. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2254 Mother Earth waits for her turn to speak at an Anti-Climate Change Conference 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
2255 In conclusion, my learned opponent's claim that she is feeling 'warmer' is patently false. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2256 He's a down-to-guy kind of earth. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2257 Are you better off than you were four years ago? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2258 There you go again. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2259 My opponent is clearly orbiting around the issue here. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
2260 We get it ! You have a World-view of politics 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2261 ...Now, the whole world may not like my opinion, but hear me out! 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
2262 Nevertheless, your world-view is reductive. 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2263 Not only is there no global warming, but as you can plainly see, the world is flat! 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2264 Donald embarrasses himself once again on the world stage. 1.2973 0.05115 148 117 18 13
2265 I won’t debate global warming with your Down Under in my face. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2266 Ha! You think you know more about climate change? 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2267 Yeah, like, that's like your world view, man. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2268 And really, instead of blaming others, it's time you took responsibility for your situation" 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
2269 Objection! the question is out of orbit and without spin. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
2270 Despite my Mother's naivete, it is money that makes the world go 'round. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
2271 My opponent occupies an alternate universe. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
2272 Folks, I know some of you won't believe how fast our next speaker was able to warm up! 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2273 Those dots in the middle are called islands. They're underwater now. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
2274 My opponent is somewhere out there trying to prove that he has a world view." 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2275 Your evidence for whether you speak for the whole world is flimsy at best, sir! 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2276 The Flat Earth Debating Society has an invited guest speaker! 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
2277 The poles show a 30 percent loss. 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
2278 Please help me welcome our next guest, a personal favorite of mine, and I think you'll agree, one of the top hemispheres of all time! 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2279 And my ancestors lived in the upper left tip of earth back when it was habitable. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
2280 Looks flat to me. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2281 Just because you’re the whole world it doesn’t make you right. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
2282 Who invited you? 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2283 But what are your domestic positions? 1.2963 0.04189 162 120 36 6
2284 Nobody listens to you! 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2285 And if there is someone who knows a thing or two about global warming it is Earth. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2286 I'd like to start off by saying my opponent is a flat out liar. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2287 As my esteemed colleague just found out, never turn your back on the Americas.” 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2288 We'll have to put your issues on hold for the moment. Now, how about we discuss gerrymandering? 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
2289 There can be no debate here sir... You are indeed round! 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2290 Our extinction may well be at hand, but there was no collusion! 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2291 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to buy into all this global warming stuff based on a single opinion. 1.2958 0.05075 142 111 20 11
2292 And now, a rebuttal to the Flat Earth argument. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
2293 Stop treating the space program like a personal affront! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2294 Nice of the Earth to show up this evening. Especially with the ALLEGED reports that she’s dying. Fake news! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2295 Up next is Mother Earth. She’s here to testify about women’s rights. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2296 You’re just another globalist! 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2297 I will lower my temper when you lower your temperature 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2298 At least we saved a life size model of our planet since it's too late to save the real thing. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2299 When I said Global Warming is not real it was not for debate! 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2300 well, we put a wall there, a beautiful barrier there, a fence... 1.2950 0.04386 139 102 33 4
2301 Apparently my opponent cannot carry the weight of the world on his shoulders after all. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2302 This just proves that it's a world wide conspiracy. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2303 Nonetheless, the entire planet is still only entitled to a 90 second rebuttal. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2304 Mother Earth, you can't just argue that I'm a man and therefore I wouldn't understand. 1.2949 0.04745 156 121 24 11
2305 How about a big round of applause for our next speaker? 1.2948 0.03930 173 127 41 5
2306 Your arguments for globalism are a bit too self-centered. 1.2948 0.04098 173 129 37 7
2307 You might represent the entire planet, but I can run circles around you in this debate. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
2308 My opponent will have you believe that the world is not flat. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
2309 I served with Carl Sagan. I knew Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Carl Sagan. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
2310 Yes, but do you have any actual proof that climate change is real? 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
2311 Just keep your center of gravity 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
2312 Global perspective? My socks are Chinese and my call girls are Brazilian, sir. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2313 My opponent's world view is clearly 'America First'. 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
2314 My opponent, Atlas, couldn’t even bother to show up! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2315 For the last time - No! It's not getting warmer in here! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2316 To make the case against eating more sardines, I now turn to my opponent, the Pacific Ocean. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2317 I don't care what you say, I still think you're flat! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
2318 The time has come to change up the Miss World competition 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
2319 And my opponent - I call him "whiny world" - can't even tolerate a few extra degrees of heat.... Hey "genius globe" - ever hear of air conditioning? 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
2320 Atlas shrugged. 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
2321 Folk, it's you and me against my opponent here. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2322 Closer, closer...okay...stop! Stop! 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2323 My opponent may well believe that she's warming, but has she considered whether it might just be psychosomatic? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2324 About time you stopped spinning. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
2325 I know the world revolves around you, but please wait your turn. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2326 As you can clearly see, ladies and gentlemen, we need LOTS of walls! 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2327 I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Globe, you’re no Planet Earth. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
2328 And,I am happy to present our next speaker: The World at Large. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
2329 Just cause you're hot doesn't mean Global Warming is real. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
2330 Look, I regret it happened, OK? But, who needs all that coral, anyway? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
2331 Even at this distance I don't feel you're any warmer. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
2332 My next guest is here to present her earth-shattering paper, ‘The reports of my flatness have been greatly exaggerated’ 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2333 My opponent has a one-sided view of the world! 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2334 Obviously, my opponent is guilty of self-aggrandizing 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
2335 You've made your point , but continuing to blame us will not solve the problem, will it. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2336 My opponent has his head in the clouds! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
2337 Well I’ve been around the block a couple of times too, y’know. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
2338 Nobody cares if you're more respected on the world stage...I had a reality TV show 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
2339 Okay,Okay, Climate change is real!! 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
2340 I didn’t realize my opponent would be speaking for herself. 1.2925 0.05036 147 116 19 12
2341 So, you deny you’re getting warmer? 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2342 And I say if Earth Day were a real holiday, we’d get the following Monday off! 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2343 First you whined about the ozone layer, now it's climate change - what's next, disappearing rain forests? 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
2344 Although my opponent is more worldly, I can see she's heating up right now! 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
2345 What are you hiding? Show us your birth certificate! 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
2346 My opponent would like you to think he carries the world on his shoulders. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
2347 Cool down, Earth. Climate change's a hoax. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
2348 Before we continue our debate on Climate Change... can you please provide a long form birth certificate? 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
2349 And now Earth's response... 1.2919 0.04797 161 127 21 13
2350 Hold it right there. Asia and Australia won the coin toss fair and square." 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2351 I will not cave into the intimidation of globalists! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2352 Who are you going to believe? Me, or her? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2353 That may be your opinion, but I still say you are flat! 1.2917 0.05203 144 115 16 13
2354 Moving South America east we can stop global warming. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
2355 now, we will hear from "Mother Earth" as she gives her point of view on the so-called "Climate Change" matter 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2356 I'm not impressed with your world view! 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2357 It's about time you stood up for yourself! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2358 I didn't mean it. 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
2359 Don't be such a hot head! 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
2360 So turn on the air conditioner like everybody else! 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2361 So that's your take on the world view? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2362 Here.s the latest Banana Republic. Let’s welcome the United States of America 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2363 And now, mother earth on her story on "How I survived in spite of your abuse. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
2364 Earth: To the climate change deniers. Haha! So funny! You guys are killing me! No. I mean it. Literally. You ARE killing me. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
2365 I’m sorry, madam, but you’ve had your turn and you’re out of time. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
2366 Flat, flat, flat—end of debate! 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
2367 What would you know about global warming? 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
2368 This man is a phony! The real Earth is flat! 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2369 I understand you've prepared a eulogy for the human race. 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
2370 The plan speaks for itself. Protect our Northern border. Move the Great Lakes! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
2371 Yeah, and what about Asia? 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
2372 Enough with the earthsplaining. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2373 I'd like to introduce today's speaker on the topic, "What to do when people call you flat." 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
2374 From where I stand your climate seems fine. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
2375 My opponent is not a scientist and has no basis for discussing climate change 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
2376 While my opponent may better portray the populous at large, I would like to point out that I am rich. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
2377 The last thing we'd want is world dominance! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2378 My opponent thinks she knows so much about global warming! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2379 My opponent is just another globalist. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2380 I'll admit that my opponent has delivered on some of her promises... 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
2381 I'm just saying that my comments regarding my opponent getting hotter were taken out of context. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
2382 “There you go again blaming everyone but yourself.” 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2383 And presenting the case against climate change ... 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2384 Oh, sure! You’ve ‘changed’... 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2385 There is no such thing as global warming even if the whole world disagrees. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
2386 Did it ever occur to you that it could just be global hot flashes? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2387 You're not so hot. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2388 It still looks pretty flat to me! 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
2389 My opponent may be heated, but I'm not convinced it's global warming... 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2390 And now a word from our next speaker on climate change: The Planet 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2391 Listen to him, he just goes round and round... 1.2899 0.04060 169 126 37 6
2392 Let’s keep it real, no one cares that much about you. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2393 And now the Americas will have their say. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2394 So you think you can be a star 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2395 I'm sorry to say, but my debate opponent hasn't been able to withstand the pressures of the world. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2396 And that's what it looked like before it burned up. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2397 So, our presentation for today: the earth is not flat. Any questions? 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2398 My opponent always complains about carrying the weight of the world. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
2399 And now I turn the podium over to the Pacific Ocean which will present thoughts of it’s global dominance of Earth’s surface area. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
2400 I will not tolerate your circular arguments! 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
2401 You haven't much time. Better make it bruef. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
2402 I, for one, am not aligned with your world view. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
2403 There she goes again, always complaining about how warm it feels in here. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
2404 "You're entire argument is an ad hominem." 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
2405 I don't care which side you're on! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2406 No collusion! I swear! 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
2407 I know you're on a roll, but..... 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2408 And it makes a certain amount of sense that the world would finally ask for equal time... 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
2409 Climate Change? Ha! Show me the evidence. 1.2893 0.04750 159 125 22 12
2410 And now, live on our stage here at the EPA, and speaking for herself, a very angry WORLD 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
2411 And finally, where in the world is my opponent? 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
2412 Here's what's happened because I didn't get my fence. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2413 Excuse me Mr. President, but I can speak for myself. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2414 Who on earth are you? 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2415 Is it warm in here? 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
2416 When the earth was flat we had none of the problems we have now. If you ventured astray, you just fell off. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2417 It's now the planet's turn. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2418 Meanwhile, my opponent has referred to our entire species as ‘A basket of deplorables’! 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
2419 My opponent's is a very one sided globalist perspective. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2420 .....and that’s how far my inaugural crowd extended. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
2421 I know worlds. I have the best worlds! 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
2422 yeah? well you're fat 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
2423 Ok fine maybe you're not flat, but vaccines will definitely still give you autism" 1.2886 0.05066 149 119 17 13
2424 Okay! Okay! Hold your water! 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2425 I guess this really is the world stage 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
2426 Excuse me, I'm talking! 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
2427 I beg your pardon, but the galaxy doesn't care. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
2428 Name the missing lake 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2429 I will not uphold the world view.” 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2430 I'm not too old to debate you; I'm just warming up. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
2431 How did you fit through the door anyway? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
2432 See — it's flat! 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
2433 To my left on this side of the dais we have the current champion. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
2434 How does it make you feel when people say they want to change you? 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
2435 I suppose you have something to say about global warming !! 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2436 It’s ‘All the world’s a stage’ not, ‘All the stage’s a world’! 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2437 We've brought the world into the classroom to speak to you directly. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
2438 You are too subjective about climate change. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2439 My colleague and I are a universe apart on this point. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2440 I’ll say it again: ‘flat’. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2441 You’re just pandering to your base! 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
2442 I would like to address my comments to North America. No offense to you South America. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2443 Don't be fooled by my opponent that "Size matters". 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
2444 I mention "Hot Topic's" and you come rolling in ! 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
2445 And you really expect us to believe you’re not flat? 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2446 Atlas Shrugged, ladies and gentlemen" 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2447 Western hemisphere...you ignorant slut! 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2448 You’re only in it for yourself. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2449 what your saying makes a world of difference 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
2450 He's just a puppet for a special interest group, his 7.5 billion constituents. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2451 I don't care what you say, climate change is a hoax. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2452 Offering her rebuttal in the climate change debate, we welcome to the stage... Mother Earth! 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
2453 I 'd like to introduce the ultimate expert on global warming, The Earth! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2454 Says you... 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2455 Just be patient. Atlas has a bit of a bladder problem. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2456 Planet, I served with Jupiter. I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine. Planet, you’re no Jupiter! 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
2457 My opponent will selfishly ask you to make him better. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
2458 I am not adjusting the thermostat to accommodate your menopause. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2459 And here's a shout-out to my family in Des Moines 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2460 Yeah, Atlas, just walk away and leave her to the rest of us ... 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
2461 Hypochondriac! 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2462 Ask yourself, why hasn't Earth released its long form brith certificate? 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
2463 And now, our special guest would like to discuss Armageddon and why it should happen now. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2464 I will not make age an issue. I am not going to exploit my opponent's age and uncountable antiquations. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2465 And what exactly have YOU done for us lately? 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2466 Your presentation here today means the world to us. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
2467 Another self-centered remark from my opponent, always thinking globally! 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
2468 Is my opponent prepared tonight to admit that they have another hidden side to their identity? 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
2469 Look. there are still so many places to build Border Walls 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2470 My opponent has no experience in government and is deluded by all the fake science supporting the global warming hoax. And he's fat. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
2471 Still alive, this year’s life achievement award goes to... 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2472 There you go again. Blowing even hotter air than last time we met. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
2473 Just you wait, my opponent will come around. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
2474 ...my intelligence is not up for debate sir. Nor my ability see. The Flat Earth Society rejects your claims of roundness... 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2475 My fellow citizens, clearly my opponent is not the actual planet Earth; for if that were the case, I then ask you: where are we holding this debate? 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
2476 STOP! I DON'T ACTUALLY CONSIDER MYSELF THE CENTER OF UNIVERSE. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2477 My client, the former planet known as Pluto is requesting damages from the defendant.... 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2478 This is a tad bigger than that proverbial elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2479 You seem a little arrogant, do you think the world of yourself? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
2480 That may be so, but what about the Eastern Hemisphere? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2481 I'm feeling anything but global warming from you. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
2482 Things are really heating up in this debate. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2483 I propose we vote U.S. off the planet 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2484 And just why is it we should allow you to make your problems ours? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2485 What planet are you on?! 1.2857 0.04615 161 126 24 11
2486 I STILL say that my opponent is FLAT! 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2487 I challenge my opponent to produce her long-form Hawaiian birth certificate! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
2488 While Mr. Blue Planet would shackle your economic freedom 1.2848 0.04694 165 131 21 13
2489 My next guest needs no subduction. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2490 My opponent has a long history of only circling the larger issues. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2491 And your questions about it's health...I'm going to let earth speak for itself. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
2492 Quit changing the clima... er,uh,subject! 1.2848 0.03917 151 110 39 2
2493 Excuse me! I have the floor. 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
2494 Before long, things will completely turn for you 1.2848 0.03917 151 110 39 2
2495 Enough with the hemispherics! 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
2496 I know this is a debate, but you have to stop getting so heated! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
2497 If we elect this guy we are in for a world of hurt! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
2498 I pledge to bring back the borders 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2499 This is not my middle finger. 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
2500 Let me guess. Location, Location, Location." 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2501 Care to spin around and show us your poorer side? 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
2502 This was meant to be a tempered debate. Stop getting so heated. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2503 I can fix this and upper Mongolia will pay for it! 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
2504 Not now, Mother. I'm trying to sell these fine folks a border wall. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
2505 My opponent claims to have the whole world in his hands. Maybe he underestimated. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
2506 How can you not recognize the global dimensions of the problem? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
2507 I’m gonna build a wall! 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
2508 Stop Right There! YOU don't believe in global warming? 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2509 And we've had it up to here with those volcanoes. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
2510 No! I will not be intimidated by globalization anymore. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
2511 Now that we've seen the satellite photo of the Great Wall of China, here's what The Trump wall looks like from the same distance. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
2512 Globalism isn't as big as you think 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
2513 My oponent thinks she knows something about climate change. 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
2514 And now, to give an opposing view on the question of global warming... 1.2837 0.05165 141 113 16 12
2515 Even more evidence that Atlas dropped the ball. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
2516 .......and my opponent's presents a view that only shows a New World perspective". 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
2517 No no no! Only from there to there will be great again. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
2518 Yeah, when you can't think of anything better to say it's always, "Global Warming this and Global Warming that" 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
2519 If you're going to be like that, we'll just move to Planet B. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2520 I, Donald tRump, call this global warming garbage FAKE News! I’ll say it right to your face! 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
2521 We present to you the finest speaker on the planet to talk to you on climate change. 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
2522 I don’t care if the earth rolled over him, my two minutes aren’t up yet! 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
2523 And just what have you ever done for the people? 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
2524 Just goes to show you can't always trust your Global Positioning System 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
2525 I’mBlue; I’m hot; and I won’t be ignored 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
2526 As you can see,there is no wall there anywhere! If God wanted a wall there, he would have put a wall! 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
2527 I deny that! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
2528 ‘The Americas this, the Americas that’ - I’ve had it with your Western Hemisphere-centrism! 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2529 We warned you the camera would add ten pounds! 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
2530 My title for this lecture is "The Rise of Globalism" 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
2531 Excuse me sir! I will continue to oppose your unabashedly globalist views, and I dispute that you have the weight of the world behind them! 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
2532 No, you're NOT warming. And what do you mean, "This isn't a debate"? 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2533 I begin my argument with an extraterrestrial world view. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2534 Well if you can warm up, so can I. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
2535 If I even mention climate change, you get all heated. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2536 this debate makes a world of difference. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
2537 ''HERE IT IS FOLKS! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!" 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
2538 Is anybody listening? 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
2539 This debate is getting very heated 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
2540 I don't care if the world is against me. I shall prevail! 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
2541 What on earth are you saying ?! 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2542 Our next speaker needs no introduction. Ladies and Gentlemen, Everybody. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2543 Oh yeah ... well, you're fat. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2544 You may have all the time in the world, but I need 30 seconds for a rebuttal. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2545 My opponent seems to think global warming is the only issue of interest here. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2546 Our guest lecturer will be discussing global warming. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2547 Where not here to talk about your personal issues, ma'am. 1.2819 0.05136 149 121 14 14
2548 Tonight, we are here to debate our world view. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
2549 Contrary to popular belief, the world is not getting smaller. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2550 And now for an opposing view 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
2551 Stop hovering, you creep. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
2552 My opponent’s lying! Promising the world? Just look at him! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
2553 How long we have endured, the spin from the other side. 1.2816 0.04043 174 132 35 7
2554 There he goes. Throwing his weight around again. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
2555 And now, the most recent addition to the Democratic Party's primary, Gaia! 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
2556 You never hear Mars complaining like this! 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
2557 I still say you're flat, and you don't feel any warmer than you did the last time we met. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
2558 Get a load of ol' "Low Energy Earth," over there. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2559 Give it up. The whole world is against you. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2560 It's always on a macro level with you. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
2561 As you can see, our distinguished guest is having hot flashes. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
2562 I think we'd all like to hear from your better half. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
2563 My opponent, who takes a broader view... 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2564 I realize I may be alone with my opinion on this issue." 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
2565 I know that you're a big advocate for No More Humans, but you'll have to wait to speak like everyone else 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
2566 I prefer to remind my esteemed opponent that props are not permitted in formal debate. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2567 With all due respect, you're in no condition for the job. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2568 Raymond's worldly opinion of himself before the debate was short lived. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2569 As a representative of the oil industry, let me repeat: we won’t be intimidated! 1.2803 0.04768 157 125 20 12
2570 I've found my opponent lacks perspective." 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2571 Do you have proof of these outlandish claims? 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
2572 That's the planet we escaped from. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
2573 I will prove that global warming is a hoax despite my opponent's hot-headed arguments to the contrary! 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2574 We're giving each of the seven and a half billion speakers five minutes, then we'll open the cocktail party. 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
2575 Don't turn your back on me! 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
2576 My opponent says he's "warming." I say, that's HIS problem. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2577 Neither charm nor gravity will make me take your side! 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
2578 I'd rather talk about unemployment. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2579 Before I begin my talk, I want to thank my staff for this terrific visual aid. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2580 I'm a proud nationalist! Can my opponent say the same? 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
2581 Our next speaker has a real earthy sense of humor. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2582 Why should you be the one determine the correct thermostat setting?! 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
2583 And now, a representative of the Earth has asked to say a few words about global warming, pollution, and basic lack of respect. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2584 Please hold your applause as this tends to start rolling. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2585 Does my opponent agree that there are two sides to every story? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2586 Vote for ME! I am the only candidate willing to take on the WORLD! 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
2587 Stop right there - talk to the hand! 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2588 That "Atlas Shrugged" story is getting pretty old! 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
2589 I'd like to point out that my party's constituants own, or otherwise directly control, ninety-eight percent of my opponent. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
2590 Clearly, my opponent cannot carry the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
2591 Where's my wall?!? 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
2592 Fake news! You can't prove it! 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
2593 And you cast out poor Pluto, who was so small, weak and frail 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
2594 Your argument is flat sir, and so are you! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
2595 My opponent considers himself worldly! 1.2789 0.04071 147 109 35 3
2596 My opponent, Mother Earth, is a bully, just like all climate alarmists! 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
2597 Well, from here you look pretty darn flat to me! 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
2598 Uh, woah there! When we promised you a global presence, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
2599 How can we believe that you speak on behalf of everyone? 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2600 Hold on Atlas! 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
2601 Please tell us how Climate Change is affecting you. 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
2602 Sir, do you mind? I’m just as interested in climate change as you. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2603 I think it's just the stage lights. You're not actually warming. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2604 I can see our debate from here! 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
2605 Mother Earth, may I call you 'Mom'? You've heard all sides of the climate change debate. We'd like to hear from you. Speak up, Mom. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
2606 Hah! You call me a gas bag? 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
2607 Ask not what the world can do for you! 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2608 My opponent recently confided that she IS feeling a bit warmer. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
2609 You may have the science, but we've got Trump!" 1.2781 0.04897 151 121 18 12
2610 My opponent cannot prove it is round! 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
2611 I shall defend the use of fossil fuels even though the whole world oppose me. 1.2781 0.04113 151 113 34 4
2612 Yes, but can you really prove it was HUMAN activity that caused your warming? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
2613 He's not letting me get a world in edgewise. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
2614 My colleague here appears to be getting hot under the collar, despite my reasonable argument in this debate that there is no scientific evidence of climate change. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
2615 The victim card is the only thing my opponent knows to play. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
2616 I am an expert on global warming, so please wait your turn before weighing in on the issue. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
2617 As my worthy opponent knows, This problem is bigger than both of us! 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
2618 I don't think you're big enough to matter. 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
2619 My opponent would like to build a wall to keep Pluto out... 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
2620 Yes ever since the Panama Canal, South America has been drifting east. 1.2778 0.04654 162 129 21 12
2621 No. I said, ‘Please be more SPECIFIC. ‘ 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
2622 My opponent makes unsubstantiated claims of global warming. We all know she is just having hot flashes! 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
2623 What in the world are you doing here?!! 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
2624 Yes, we think life is possible on Planet Earth, but understandably, very low intelligence. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
2625 See ladies and gents! The "Lie-entists" were wrong again. It's perfectly flat, like "Plate-O" said. And, right at the geometric center..... Mar-El-Lago! 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
2626 Man V. World 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
2627 _I move to recess until Mr.Atlas resolves his egregious theatrics. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
2628 What're you gonna do? Flatten me? 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
2629 My opponent continues to duck questions on domestic issues. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
2630 My opponent is not taking the bigger picture into account! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
2631 This is what it looked like before it went flat. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
2632 Just stopped in to issue a global warning 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
2633 That’s my opponent...always spinning. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
2634 The earth speaks and no one listens. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
2635 You say 'global warming,' but what do you really know about it. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
2636 I ask you - who are you going to believe? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2637 And yet my opponent promised to drain the swamps! 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
2638 And my opponent just fell into the Pacific! 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
2639 If we can just capture what the earth is trying to tell us..... 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
2640 My opponent is NOT being transparent concerning global warming - he's only showing half of the story! 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2641 Just water weight? Talk about spinning the truth! 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
2642 I have been wrongfully accused by the Fake News of “trashing” my opponent 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
2643 It’s a hoax! Last summer my opponent didn’t even have ice on her forehead! 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
2644 As Tupac once said: “it’s Me Against the World.” 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
2645 Welcome to tonight's discussion on climate change. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
2646 Hold on now, that's a lot to put on my shoulders. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
2647 I'm not here to chit chat about the weather. 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
2648 My friend Atlas here apparently got tired! 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
2649 The only thing getting heated is this debate! 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
2650 And yet you stand there silent! 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
2651 My opponent would have you believe she feels the pain of global warming more then I do? 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
2652 I'm warning you! 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
2653 And now we will from a source that has a vested interest in Global Warming, 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
2654 I'd just like to point out that you are letting Easter Island speak for an awful lot of people. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
2655 Just because you’re my mother! 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2656 We are worlds apart on this issue. Let’s just agree to disagree. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2657 And what would you know about global warming? 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2658 My opponent claims to be from the Western Hemisphere.....I ask you where’s the proof? 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2659 Stop the World, I wanna get...no, right, I’m already off. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
2660 Global inflation is getting out of hand. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
2661 This Pacific point my opponent raises is a good one. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
2662 I know the whole world says I'm wrong, but I say I'm right 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
2663 No, I’m not mansplaining. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
2664 And I am indeed ready to take on the world." John Canning Sea Cliff, NY 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
2665 We knew something would render Trump non-existent. And it was there all this time. 1.2756 0.04861 156 126 17 13
2666 You seem very worldly, what's your opinion on global warming? 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
2667 It's about time you weighed in on global warming! 1.2756 0.04125 156 118 33 5
2668 You need to chill out. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
2669 Earth, you're no Jack Kennedy. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
2670 I know a thing or two about the world too, you know. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2671 Bah to your preponderance of proof! You'll never convince me you're not flat! 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2672 I told you that unlike myself, Senator Atlas would crumble under the additional weight of his presidential candidacy. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2673 I did say I was ready to take on the whole world, but could I go to the bathroom first? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2674 The president indicated you were flat. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2675 Your World View and mine are definitely different. 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
2676 It's starting to feel warm in here. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2677 I don't care what the world says. I have all the answers. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
2678 I’m the best president ever! The world’s all wrong and I’m always right! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
2679 Damn you, Atlas! 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
2680 No, it’s not caused by CO2 emissions. It’s the house lights.” 1.2749 0.03894 171 129 37 5
2681 Can you be more specific? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
2682 My view is quite different 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
2683 Sure, I may not be the most worldly candidate. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
2684 Unlike my opponent I have a world view. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
2685 Mother Earth wouldn't even be in the presidential arena if she weren't a woman. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
2686 From day one, my opponent has done everything in his power to conceal his ties to Russia. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
2687 Mother Earth, do you believe Climate Change is a hoax? 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2688 And I say you're not warming. I guess it's my word against yours. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2689 What on earth would you have me do?! 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
2690 Whoa... easy there big fella.... let me introduce you first ! 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
2691 your position simply does not hold water 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
2692 Alright, let's put a pin in it. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
2693 All I said was we deserve better than Uranus. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
2694 ...and my ever-vacationing opponent is even now somewhere in the Pacific. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
2695 My opponent brings a behemothic ego to the debate. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
2696 My opponent here seems to think science is a thing! 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
2697 My response to you is that you are full of hot air! 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2698 While my opponent may be more worldly, my spin is that politics is local. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
2699 Don’t even go there! I was eco-friendly before they invented the word. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2700 Addressing the Elephant in the Room... 1.2738 0.04023 168 128 34 6
2701 Atlas I knew you would never hold up 1.2738 0.04363 168 132 26 10
2702 So, why is it still snowing then? 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
2703 Don't give us that face. Everyone knows you've been warming up to China. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
2704 Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2705 Give me a podium, and I will move the world! 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
2706 My next guest is here to discuss global warming. Let's give a warm welcome to Earth. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
2707 Oh yeah?! Well I‘ve got Wisconsin 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
2708 I’ll concede my opponent has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.2733 0.04814 150 120 19 11
2709 ...and I still have more Twitter followers! 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2710 You say we have to think globally...I say we must act locally. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2711 My opponent is obviously a member of the globalist left. 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2712 Will you stop your whining. What did you think? You would live forever? 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
2713 And in closing I ask: Do mothers always know best? 1.2727 0.04445 154 120 26 8
2714 Wait one revolution now! 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
2715 My opponent clearly knows nothing of worldly affairs. 1.2727 0.04980 143 115 17 11
2716 You shift positions so much you’re practically spinning 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
2717 What do you mean, EVERYBODY says so? 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
2718 and now for the majority opinion... 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
2719 I’d like to ask my opponent if they have ever been to Hell, and if they in fact own a hand basket. 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
2720 See this pin? Lighten up. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2721 It's been said that I'm at odds with the world. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2722 I knew the world and you are no world! 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
2723 Your answer to my question is still wrong, but you are getting a little warmer. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2724 What is your opinion on global warming? 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
2725 Plainly, my opponent thinks it speaks for everyone. 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
2726 Want a Coke? Then show me you can sing in perfect harmony! 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
2727 World debating championship 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
2728 That’s just your opinion 1.2721 0.04685 147 116 22 9
2729 There you go, getting all hot and steamy again! 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
2730 Thanks Al, I’ll take this one 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
2731 It’s obvious that my opponent is not well- rounded. 1.2720 0.05000 125 98 20 7
2732 Accepting the award for best known solar system in the galaxy... 1.2717 0.03855 173 131 37 5
2733 And my opponent would have us all return to the Cenozoic Era. 1.2715 0.04597 151 119 23 9
2734 easy...I was just kidding about global warming being fake news... 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
2735 How can you, of all people, deny global warming? 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
2736 ...additionally, my opponent has done nothing to stop global warming. 1.2715 0.04692 151 120 21 10
2737 This is a science convention. There is no need for your worldview. 1.2715 0.04299 151 116 29 6
2738 What would you like to say to all these people putting trash into you? 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
2739 Yes, I Donald J. Trump, know better. My gut says so... 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
2740 I think the world of my esteemed opponent, however... 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
2741 We will secure our borders from climate change too 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
2742 Oh ... just cool it! 1.2714 0.04035 140 104 34 2
2743 What? YOU?! YOU have NO Say in this! Shut up and SIT Down! 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
2744 I've invited my next guest to talk about it's next revolution 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2745 And NOW, with a medley of tunes from South Pacific.. 1.2711 0.04391 166 131 25 10
2746 Ok, so maybe my opponent IS round after all. But there's still no consensus on his ‘global warming’ claim! 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
2747 Is it getting hot in here? 1.2710 0.04513 155 122 24 9
2748 Your perspective is too broad. 1.2710 0.04695 155 124 20 11
2749 Enough with the climate change! 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
2750 My opponent can't even sit still. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2751 And arguing the "against" position in today's debate, please welcome Senator Mitch McConnell. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2752 Please shut off your phones and GPS devices. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2753 And now let me introduce my very dear,old friend without whom I certainly would not be here tonight. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
2754 I know the Earth and you are not her, ma'am. 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
2755 Do not be dissuaded by my opponent's OverHeated rhetoric! 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
2756 You think you’re so great. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2757 If you can wait a minute I believe that I have the lever that works with that fulcrum. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
2758 We are the last two candidates and the choice is clear. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
2759 As parliamentarian of the Flat Earth Society, you, sir, are very much out of order. 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2760 Since three quarters of you is water, I’d hardly say that you represent the ‘entire planet.’ 1.2707 0.04151 133 99 32 2
2761 You want a whole day?? How would we pay for it? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2762 I don't care what the World says, global warming is a hoax! 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
2763 Okay, you win, global warming is a real thing! 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
2764 I know you're passionate, Mom, but you have to sit in the audience! 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
2765 It's like I have the weight of the world going against me! 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
2766 And I suppose you are going to take a world view on this issue 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2767 Oh yeh, keep blabbering about YOUR molten core! 1.2703 0.04456 148 115 26 7
2768 If you cant stand the heat you need to stay out of politics!" 1.2703 0.04657 148 117 22 9
2769 Wait, wait, let me finish. 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2770 There- right there is where the wall will be if you vote for me. 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
2771 COME DOWN HERE AND DEBATE ME LIKE A MAN. 1.2701 0.05023 137 110 17 10
2772 My opponent, Mr. World, will try to say that it's all gloom and doom ahead. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
2773 The new dwarf planet, with an orbital eccentricity of 0.0167, will now take questions. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
2774 The Flat Earth Society vehemently objects to your characterization of our position as being 'anti-Pythagorus.' 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
2775 As you can see, it is a disk, and therefore flat. 1.2697 0.04665 152 121 21 10
2776 I would now like to address all the "fake news" being generated my opponent. 1.2697 0.04757 152 122 19 11
2777 Even though you think you're round, my supporters and I know you are fat. . .I mean flat. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2778 Believe me, you're no Jack Kennedy 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
2779 Thank you for stopping by on your global health tour, and we appreciate your tip on retaining water. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2780 The planet has something to say. 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
2781 Our next guest is a world-renowned geologist 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2782 'Mother, I promise you'll have the last word' 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
2783 You think you're the whole world, but you're not. Tierra del Fuego is missing. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
2784 No need to get overheated, it's a long campaign. 1.2690 0.04065 145 109 33 3
2785 What do you mean another universe has adopted you? 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
2786 Whoa! Back up there! If you can't stand the heat ... 1.2688 0.04409 160 126 25 9
2787 I understand we’re on a global stage, but it’s just your opinion. 1.2688 0.03836 160 120 37 3
2788 Look, lady, I have just as much experience and knowledge about climate change. 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
2789 Okay, what on Earth happened to the other speaker? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
2790 If you’re down here, then who’s up there?” 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
2791 Our next speaker for Earth Day, is the Earth y'all! 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
2792 Oh stop it and just cool down will you. 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
2793 My opponent just told you a world of lies! 1.2685 0.04111 149 113 32 4
2794 And now, here to discuss the climate crisis, we have the Western Hemisphere. The East will appear tomorrow and for many days thereafter. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
2795 You're way too down to Earth. 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
2796 Mind if I smoke? 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
2797 ...and the world has spoken! 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
2798 Contrary to what some may claim or believe, the world is in fact round. I present to you Exhibit A. 1.2681 0.04661 138 108 23 7
2799 And I say, cargo shorts are a timeless classic! 1.2680 0.04729 153 123 19 11
2800 There is no debate. Make Earth Great Again! 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
2801 Meanwhile he just spins around, gravitating toward any hot, shiny thing in the sky. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
2802 You DON'T represent the global community! Can you even spell, 'Herzegovina'? I CAN!!" 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
2803 I said wall, not ball! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
2804 My opponent claims to know a whole world about climate change. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
2805 Again, I'll restate my position. The evidence isn't yet conclusive." 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2806 Me against the World and I still say you're flat. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2807 When it comes to climate change, it’s me against the world.! 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2808 Earth, heal thyself! 1.2676 0.03987 142 106 34 2
2809 Now for someone who speaks for a lot of us, I'm sure... 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2810 From now on, America first! 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
2811 And no booing, just because our next speaker believes in climate change. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
2812 That’s weather, not climate! 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
2813 It's hard being the down-to-earth candidate 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2814 Not being able to speak about climate change made The World even hotter under the collar. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
2815 My opponent may lead you to believe that she's big and mighty, but when you go to the polls, you must remember: It's a small world, after all. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
2816 Oh, so I suppose you think this make you an expect on climate change." 1.2671 0.04691 146 116 21 9
2817 And to prove the earth is flat, I brought the impostor herself. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
2818 Ned surprised everyone with his earthy sense of humor. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
2819 THEY say the earth is flat and I believe they are correct. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
2820 There’s more to debate than which candidate has the most gravitas! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
2821 Hang on, I'm going to get Jupiter. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
2822 and, ladies and gentleman, here to answer your questions about global warming, is, er , the globe. 1.2671 0.04157 146 111 31 4
2823 No rolling over just to make a point. 1.2667 0.04087 150 114 32 4
2824 See? It's always all about him! 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
2825 Yes sir, I do believe I am more important than you and all of your inhabitants. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
2826 Wait a minute! You're not the only one to have a global approach. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
2827 I'm pleased to introduce our newest democratic candidate with a can-do attitude and getting warmer every day... 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
2828 Now let's draw lines. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
2829 Do you have anything you'd like to say before we decide? 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
2830 I see that my time has expired. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
2831 Ask yourself, how can you trust my opponent who has killed billions of innocents throughout history? 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
2832 We know you're coming to an end but can you wait so we can film it? 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
2833 Loser" 1.2663 0.04239 169 133 27 9
2834 Get Man to Mars! That’s your answer to everything! 1.2662 0.04610 154 123 21 10
2835 Melvin joins the Flat Earth debate 1.2662 0.04852 139 111 19 9
2836 Oh, it's always about you, isn't it, Mr Global Warming. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
2837 The Earth is really flat I tell you......FAKE NEWS!! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
2838 No, no! Flat, flat, flat! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
2839 There you go again Mother Earth. I may be sleazy, but that's not where I was coming from when I said you were hot. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
2840 The world has its way of doing things, and I have my way. The world makes Hurricanes to destroy and kill, while I make Hurricanes with lots of rum. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
2841 It's just the world against me! 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
2842 My opponent will try and tell you she isn't flat and that she has a fever. 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
2843 My opponent—now in its 4.5 billionth year—is Exhibit A for term limits. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
2844 Can you chill out please! 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
2845 May I point out that my opponent may be geographically sound but he remains geologically in constant flux. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
2846 Very nice! Now turn and show Europe. 1.2657 0.04320 143 110 28 5
2847 I don't doubt that you may have been molested. But the statute of limitations. . . 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
2848 Some say the planet is telling us we are causing it to overheat. We are going to debate that today. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
2849 So stop getting so overheated, already! 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
2850 I heard I was competing against a world class debater! 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
2851 This position calls for someone with more stability than you and your incessant climate change can offer. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
2852 Taking on the world? No, you're taking on Mortie Applebaum. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
2853 My opponent has abandonded the simple modesty of cloud cover, is no longer spinning about any meaningful axis, has deserted his loving moon and solar siblings, and his butt is permanently parked on top of Australia. He is a small shadow of his past. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
2854 With that, I am done ... and the only thing standing between you and lunch is The World. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
2855 Sisyphus, I know you can hear me. Back off! 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
2856 Apparently, the 800lb gorilla in the room has something to say....." 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
2857 I call on my opponent to stick to the issues. 1.2653 0.04858 147 119 17 11
2858 We can't trust you to not rotate your view. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
2859 Of course the world is round, but this proves it is not a globe. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
2860 Debating Trump in this debate -the world. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
2861 I'm just warming up, so you can stop right there. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2862 May I introduce you to Mr. Splat, who some of you knew as Atlas. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
2863 We invited people here to talk about the planet. Not the planet to talk about people. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
2864 And, our next speaker is Hemi Sphere.” 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
2865 And my opponent just goes on and on and on." 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
2866 Excuse me Mother, but my opinion on global warming is JUST as important as yours 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
2867 That's fine for you, but what about Africa? And Europe! And Asia! And Greenland! And Antarctica! Yeah! What about Antarctica? 1.2649 0.04171 151 116 30 5
2868 ATLAS! ATLAS! Oh Atlas... 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
2869 If my opponent is scaring you, he's just warming up. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
2870 This is a global warning! 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
2871 I will not be intimidated into accepting man-made climate change. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
2872 The Earth would like to say a couple of words to Mankind." "You're Screwed! 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
2873 Again, my opponent Earth exaggerates. Global Warming is a myth. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
2874 I will not be intimidated! 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
2875 You are a hoax! 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
2876 It's true, I think the world of you. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
2877 And now, with a rebuttal . . . 1.2645 0.04492 155 123 23 9
2878 What my opponent just said is pure geocentric poppycock. 1.2645 0.03998 155 118 33 4
2879 Power Point is so passé 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
2880 My opponent is taking a one-sided view of this global challenge. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
2881 I am not short! I am just more down to earth than most people! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
2882 You are so flat! 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
2883 How do you know global warming exists? 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
2884 No one knows more about the planet than I do. 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
2885 Don’t you stare at me like that! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
2886 My opponent would lead you to believe that he has taken a world view, but it is clear to see that he has drawn Alaska incorrectly. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
2887 Quit bullying us with floods, hurricanes and tornadoes! Carbon emissions are not the problem. You are! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
2888 If you listen closely to the rhetoric, you can almost feel the weight of the world upon you. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
2889 No, it's not getting warm in here. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
2890 My opponent only tells the truth when it's convenient for her. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
2891 .... and you should be able to tell that I think the world of my opponent. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
2892 Join me in holding my opponent responsible for the mess we're in. 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
2893 ...and now, Mother Earth is here to lecture us on climate change. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
2894 Do you feel that Global Warming is overblown? 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
2895 Just let me make this one Archimedean point. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
2896 If elected I promise to investigate why my opponent is no longer FLAT! 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
2897 Just answer the question Mother Earth, when will you release your taxes? 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
2898 No Climate Change! Who ya gonna believe, Me, your favorite Pres ever, or Fat fake Blue Boy over there? 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
2899 So, you think you know more about climate change? Think again. 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
2900 the world owes me, and I demand an answer 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
2901 Until today, folks, we've had to guess what our planet really needs...... 1.2635 0.04634 148 118 21 9
2902 You say "turtles all the way down" but you have no legs to stand on. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
2903 ...and I expect all of you to pay for your share of the Wall! 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
2904 And now, from the other side of the aisle, let's hear from someone speaking on the effects of climate change. 1.2632 0.04643 152 122 20 10
2905 With all due respect, senator, where I come from it is not a crime to think locally." 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
2906 Henderson never stood a chance at the Globalization debate. 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
2907 If your temperature goes up a mere 2.8 degrees centigrade you call it a disaster! Even I can handle that! What a wimp! 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
2908 The people deserve a leader who can stay cool under pressure! 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
2909 Even the Earth, the 2018 Debate World Champion, can not negate Climate Change 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
2910 So who are you going to believe? Me or them? 1.2632 0.04276 171 136 25 10
2911 What proof does my opponent here really have about global warming? 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
2912 The people can't trust you on climate change—you're a biased party! 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
2913 As an atheist I challenged God to be here for a debate, He couldn't make it but sent proof He exists. 1.2632 0.04994 133 107 17 9
2914 I'm just the man to take on the world. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
2915 Another one of my opponent’s dirty tricks - he’s trying to convince you that all of America is against me!! 1.2632 0.04643 152 122 20 10
2916 We couldn't decide who to invite to speak so we invited the whole world 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
2917 I still choose to BELIEVE the Earth is flat. 1.2628 0.04558 156 125 21 10
2918 If you're truly who you say you are, then where does that leave us? 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
2919 Global warming is not real — my opponent is just a hypochondriac 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
2920 I do think the world of you. 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
2921 In a word, this next speaker is worldly. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
2922 The world may not agree with me about climate change.... 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
2923 Speak for yourself! 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
2924 Can we stick to one topic? 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
2925 Yeah well, speaking for myself. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
2926 And who is this 'source' that will back these outrageous claims? 1.2627 0.04878 118 92 21 5
2927 Fake views! 1.2625 0.04563 160 129 20 11
2928 Her argument that climate change is real is totally biased. 1.2625 0.04649 160 130 18 12
2929 See...he just talks in big circles 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
2930 That may very well be true, but tell me this - how many Twitter followers do YOU have? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
2931 Being 'down to earth' doesn't make him right. 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
2932 Our tax cuts should be trickling down to you any day now 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
2933 And you see Dora the Explora now is approaching the Orinoco 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
2934 Calling us stupid doesn’t help. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
2935 What do you know? You’re mostly covered by water! 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
2936 You have things all turned around! 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
2937 Do me a favor and show us your more civilized side. 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
2938 I prefer my planets red, white and blue! 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
2939 Global warning? Don’t be a drama queen! 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
2940 There you go again. Climate, Shmimate. Blah, blah, blah. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
2941 Quit melting down! Think about the economy. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
2942 Told you I wasn't flat! 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
2943 And here, to make Wittgenstein's point, is the world. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
2944 Forget the wall - build a canal! 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
2945 I don’t believe in global bullying! 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
2946 I figured that in due course the whole world would speak against me. 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
2947 And I told my wife, Melania, that it's mine, all mine. 1.2617 0.04799 149 121 17 11
2948 Keep your geopolitical opinions to yourself! 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
2949 What in the world are you talking about? 1.2617 0.04301 149 116 27 6
2950 You can debate all you want about curvature and the masts of ships disappearing below the horizon. But I know in my heart that you are flat. 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
2951 Fake news, anyone can say there’re round. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
2952 Welcome nonbelievers to the Flat Earth World Debate! 1.2616 0.04173 172 136 27 9
2953 So you say - but what about the eastern hemisphere? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
2954 Earth! You're all wet 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
2955 And then the world turned on me ... 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
2956 Now, to present the other side of the argument... 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
2957 Not in my hemisphere!" 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
2958 Heeerrr’s Earth!!! 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
2959 A world without borders 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
2960 Please, no more global perspective. 1.2614 0.04616 153 123 20 10
2961 Thank you for inviting me here today. Reminds me of that time some 65 million years ago... 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
2962 And now it is my honor and pleasure to introduce one who needs no introduction, Mother Earth! 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
2963 Take the western hemisphere, for example... 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
2964 I don’t KNOW why we can’t all just get along”.. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
2965 Now, from our West Hemisphere correspondent... 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
2966 And for a global opinion... 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
2967 A boastful earth will now put its own spin on things. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
2968 The last thing our planet needs is refugees from Earth. 1.2609 0.04538 161 130 20 11
2969 I say to my followers. Sometimes it seems the whole world is against us...... 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
2970 And so we kick off "Farewell Tour 2019!" 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
2971 Notice the white areas? They will soon be under water. 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
2972 Atlas is under there somewhere ... 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
2973 Despite what my opponent would have you believe, being worldly is not enough. 1.2606 0.04202 142 109 29 4
2974 Behold! My base! 1.2606 0.04760 142 114 19 9
2975 My opponent here promises the world; let me address you on a more human level. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
2976 Mother Earth is joining us today to discuss her plans for our future. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
2977 My opponent, the globe, will tell you that global warming is real, and largely caused by human behaviors. The globe is all wet in its opinion" 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
2978 ...and my opponent changes his climate as often as the rest of us change underwear! 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
2979 Not flat? Have you seen yourself in a mirror? 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
2980 When are we going to start talking about MY needs? 1.2603 0.04460 146 115 24 7
2981 Now let's hear from the perspective of the Earth 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
2982 And now..let’s here it for someone who needs no introduction..here to tell us what’s happening everywhere..and we mean everywhere 1.2603 0.04014 146 111 32 3
2983 Can’t get a world in edgewise 1.2603 0.04767 146 118 18 10
2984 Climate change is a total hoax. Let the world be my judge. 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
2985 I'm curiously attracted to you. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2986 Fake News!! Don't listen to my hot-headed adversary. 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
2987 My opponent is too round, too plump, and too worldly to be taken serious! 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
2988 We of the GOP, rebuke your histrionic claims of global warming! 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
2989 Uh, no. You’re flat. 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
2990 Can you prove you aren't flat? 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
2991 Please wait your turn. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
2992 You don"t intimidate me...I'm used to being the underdog!" 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
2993 I'm here to remind you that this issue is real, and it's no small matter. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
2994 Don't you roll your sphere at me! 1.2597 0.04858 154 127 14 13
2995 And while you may be warming to a new reality, I'm afraid you remain the very definition of a globalist. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
2996 You may have a world of ideas, but your argument is flat! 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
2997 Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. . . You’re no Jack Kennedy.” 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
2998 This is our new navigation app everyone! 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
2999 There you go again, whining about your Doomsday Clock. 1.2595 0.04917 131 105 18 8
3000 I don't care about 'your' pronoun, you are dressed as "Mother Earth"! 1.2595 0.04415 158 126 23 9
3001 It's broke and I'm the only one who can fix it. It'll be great, believe me. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
3002 When I win this election I'll be on top of my opponent. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
3003 My opponent is, in fact, flat! 1.2595 0.04506 158 127 21 10
3004 Our guest lecturer, Professor Atlas, had to step out for a moment, but he’ll be right back to finish his talk on Back Pain in Ancient Greece. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
3005 Now it is time to hear from everyone! 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
3006 Today our guest psychiatrist will deliver a lecture on the continental self 1.2593 0.04159 162 127 28 7
3007 Stop rolling, please. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
3008 You can't change my mind! You're still flat to me! 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
3009 Atlas shrugged! Is there an altruistic doctor in the house? 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
3010 The debate on global warming heats up" 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3011 America, please take a spin and let someone else speak. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
3012 I object to how much of the stage my opponent is using. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3013 And to think, I was expecting you to come out flat. 1.2590 0.04127 139 106 30 3
3014 I know a guy who says you're not really warm. 1.2590 0.04717 139 111 20 8
3015 Earth, I knew Uranus. Uranus was a friend of mine. Planet, you're no Uranus. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
3016 And I say, your 'personal experience' with global warming is fake news! MAGA! 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
3017 And I repeat, even if the whole world should disagree with me, I know in my gut what is true and what is fake news. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
3018 Just because you mean the world to people... 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
3019 Well, uh......at least I'm not 96% salt water!! 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
3020 It appears my opponent takes their stance on climate change rather seriously. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
3021 I thought the rules said no props? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
3022 Enough with the climate change – these dramatic temperature shifts you're experiencing are just global menopause. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
3023 My fellow Americans, I assure you that my worthy opponent doesn't have a leg to stand on! 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
3024 And so I ask again: Do you really want a Flat-Earther as your candidate? 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
3025 The world will definitely have its say, just wait your turn. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
3026 My opponent may THINK he's ready for the world stage..... 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
3027 And my opponent here...Lyin hot Mother Earth 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
3028 You can think what you want to, but I'm acting locally. 1.2585 0.03991 147 112 32 3
3029 It’s not about you. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
3030 I must dispute the assertions of my deluded opponent: it has been demonstrated time and again that only the Republican Party knows what’s best for the planet Earth. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
3031 You’re taking this personally. I have data. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
3032 Fake news - the earth is actually flat! 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
3033 Well if global warming is real, then why is it so cold in here?" 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
3034 Who wants this genuine Earth rock for 25 moon rocks, do I hear 50? 50 going once, 50 going twice. Sold! to the little man with the fashionable wave. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
3035 My opponent is an old, sick globalist who wasn't even born in America. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
3036 America is bigger and better than you! 1.2579 0.04391 159 127 23 9
3037 I'll pause now to let the data speak for itself. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
3038 Stay in your orbit! 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3039 While I’ll cede to your roundness of shape, I’ve yet to see any evidence of your getting warmer. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3040 The opposition candidate acts like a big shot, but can’t take the heat. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
3041 You can’t hide forever Mr. President. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
3042 And finally, here is my irrefutable proof that the Earth is, indeed, flat. 1.2571 0.04576 140 111 22 7
3043 Hope you had a chance to warm up before this! 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
3044 Flat-earthers are not intimidated by your inflated ego! 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
3045 What do you mean "you're just another species"? 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
3046 I'd like to thank my host... 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
3047 Claiming the debate was rigged, the Flat Earth proponent complained bitterly that his opponent should have been disqualified. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
3048 Four and a half billion is still too young for perpetual hot flashes. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
3049 I don't care how big you are, we're in charge now. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
3050 My opponent just THINKS it hot in here. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
3051 You, sir, are nothing but fake news. 1.2569 0.04903 144 118 15 11
3052 Oh yeah? Well. look at these hands! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
3053 I'd like to introduce my oyster, The World. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
3054 If only the planet could talk. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
3055 Unlike my opponent, I promise NOT to represent the interests of all. 1.2568 0.04406 148 117 24 7
3056 And here to debate in favor of First World Problems... 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
3057 Well, I'm not changing! 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
3058 And now the fraction of the world that remains will tell you what really happened to the rest of it. 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
3059 Who are you to lecture me about global warming? 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
3060 Hey, Earth! Hovering behind people on a stage is my shtick, I made that up! Quit acting like everything revolves around you! 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
3061 Welcome to Twitter Live! Round 1: the world vs. a man who read something online. 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
3062 Is it just me, or is it globally warm in here? 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
3063 My opponent is flat wrong! 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
3064 Speaking for the Eastern Hemisphere... 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
3065 You're really going to build a wall ? 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
3066 Are we really going to let this inarticulate blob rule our politics? 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3067 Hello, Folks. Tonight's first guest is a prop comic known the world over for his many humorous and absurd creations. Let's have a big hand for God! 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
3068 Whoa, I was told one guy would be taking the climate change is real side! 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
3069 From where I stand nobody can tell me it isn't flat. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
3070 Yeah, that’s just your opinion. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
3071 Borders? What borders? 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
3072 My opponent's world view is solipsistic! 1.2555 0.04399 137 107 25 5
3073 Unlike my opponent, I will think globally but act locally. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
3074 Wait a minute - I’m the one whose supposed to warm up the crowd. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
3075 Are views are world's apart. 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
3076 Don't blame me! I believe in climate change! 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
3077 Let me stop you right there.. "Planet B" cannot possibly be a legitimate proposal. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
3078 I never thought that they meant this debate would be attended by the whole world. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
3079 As you can see, my opponent's global perspective remains uni-hemispheric. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
3080 Ok, so you feel a little bit warmer...but how do we know it's caused by humans? 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
3081 .... and now for another perspective .... 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3082 Will you vote for your fellow man, or this filthy rock? 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
3083 I yield the remainder of my eons to the honorable planet. 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3084 ...and I promise to focus on issues closer to home 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3085 Socialism isn’t the solution, but you’re getting warmer. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3086 Mediator: “The topic of debate will be global warming.” 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
3087 You may claim you’re getting warmer, but it’s only fair that I’m allowed to present the other side. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3088 And, as you can see, the Americas have an obesity problem. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
3089 The only conspiracy here is how you fit through the doorway 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
3090 And I say, let’s give the whole world a platform with which to speak. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
3091 It’s just me against the world now, baby! 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
3092 The world is flat. 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
3093 And I too have personal experience with climate change 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
3094 I find your arguments on global warming to be unsubstantiated and frankly rather circular. 1.2547 0.04065 161 126 29 6
3095 As President, I promise I will move heaven and you to get it done! 1.2547 0.04065 161 126 29 6
3096 Today I'll be speaking for the world. 1.2547 0.03767 161 123 35 3
3097 Ok, calm down. One at a time! 1.2545 0.04092 165 130 28 7
3098 Now, that's no reason to heat up! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
3099 And I'm happy to call climate change out as a hoax no matter how much evidence there is for it 1.2540 0.05032 126 102 16 8
3100 It's taken them 4.5 billion years to show us their climate change plan. I'm only asking for 1 term. 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
3101 Now you tell me who's responsible for all of the earthquakes? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
3102 Let me reconsider my position on Climate Change. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
3103 Keep going around in circles. 1.2537 0.04579 134 106 22 6
3104 Could we turn on the air conditioning? It's getting hot in here. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
3105 Atlas(t), an admitted globalist! 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
3106 I look forward to the day when we are no longer opposing each other. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
3107 My Mother is always blowing things out of proportion. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
3108 And, I’d like to introduce my co-presenter, who is quite worldly. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
3109 Other than regularly occurring natural disasters, my opponent remains entirely silent on the issue of climate change. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
3110 Your position is one-sided. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
3111 Now that you are off my shoulders, can you carry your own weight? 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
3112 I think the world of my opponent but clearly she is confusing her menopausal hot flashes with a global warming. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3113 Please sir, you've had your turn. 1.2535 0.04173 142 110 28 4
3114 can i finish?!? thank you... what the world fails to recognize, is her responsibility in all of this. 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
3115 Dude, I have the numbers. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
3116 Our guest lecturer will be discussing the effects of globalization. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
3117 Our next speaker has the whole world in his hands. 1.2534 0.04434 146 116 23 7
3118 A political candidate with this world view is uncommon. 1.2534 0.04216 146 114 27 5
3119 If it is so hot in here then tell me why it snowed last week? 1.2533 0.04354 150 119 24 7
3120 Earth is only here because it's been riding on the back of Atlas forever." 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
3121 I'm sorry I said you were flat! 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
3122 There, right there, thanks to God and Donald Trump, is the greatest nation on the planet! 1.2533 0.04555 150 121 20 9
3123 Someone please quickly lower the microphone for Mr. Atlas. He is much shorter than we expected! 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
3124 The oceans have so much to tell us. Pacific, what have you got to say? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
3125 For the last time, where are you hiding Ms. San Diego? 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
3126 Point taken on the coming big climate change. 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
3127 Size is relative. 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
3128 My opponent is a Globalist, which means he is crazy. In addition, his version of the globe is not actual size. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3129 We all have that weight on our shoulders! 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
3130 "Studying the entire earth in one day can be...a little intimidating. So we'll start this morning with the Western Hemisphere." 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
3131 And that is why the earth is flat. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
3132 I’m leaving if California comes on inch closer. 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
3133 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.2530 0.04577 166 137 16 13
3134 And now, on this question of global warming, why don't we hear from Mother Earth, herself? 1.2519 0.05123 131 108 13 10
3135 Equal time! I was promised equal time! 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
3136 Read my lips: no blue planets. 1.2519 0.04426 135 106 24 5
3137 This really shouldn’t be a debate 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
3138 The turning point was the debates. Nixon looked sweaty, nervous and untrained. Kennedy, by contrast, was tanned and calm— but also colossal and globular, with great tidal seas and continents and ice caps and everything. 1.2518 0.04096 139 107 29 3
3139 (These New Yorker cartoonist have it backwards, last week they had soup spinning and this week the world at a stand) 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
3140 Fake News! Earth has a well-documented left-wing bias! 1.2517 0.04490 143 114 22 7
3141 Now to tell us about the problems of the world is the world !! 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
3142 I, on the other hand, would like to take a more down to earth approach. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
3143 While my opponent here is going to try to argue climate change is 'real,' let me tell you about my tax plan. 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
3144 It's a fake world! 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
3145 I have crushing news! 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
3146 Rumor has it that you're hoping for another meteor hit. 1.2517 0.04225 151 119 26 6
3147 And yet my opponent has the audacity to question my membership in the Flat Earth Society! 1.2517 0.04528 151 122 20 9
3148 Not the global warming argument again! 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
3149 Yes, I've heard all your "science," but you're full of hot air. 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
3150 Hey, when do we get the non-global warming questions? 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
3151 Sorry! Humans are in charge. You have no say in the matter. 1.2516 0.04351 155 124 23 8
3152 My opponent denies it, but given the current climate, change is our only option. 1.2516 0.04052 155 121 29 5
3153 I don't even wear carbon shoes. Next question. 1.2516 0.04539 155 126 19 10
3154 I told him not to carry the whole world on his shoulders. 1.2516 0.03886 159 123 32 4
3155 I was told my opponent would be flat 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
3156 My opponent is well rounded, but that argument fell flat 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
3157 Goodbye 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
3158 Speaking of inflation... 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
3159 WE CAN SAVE OUR HALF IF WE FORGET ABOUT THE OTHER HALF 1.2500 0.03999 164 129 29 6
3160 The Climate Change "Debate" 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
3161 "Excuse me!We are not here to discuss personal problems." 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
3162 Don't let the blue fool you. My candidate is in it for the green! 1.2500 0.04675 144 117 18 9
3163 Who are you kidding? Stop the debate! Everyone knows the earth is flat, and that climate change isn’t real. 1.2500 0.04734 132 106 19 7
3164 I do not believe, sir, that you are feeling any warmer” 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
3165 She can say all she wants about rising temperatures and seas, but I made a snowball in April, so what does that tell you? 1.2500 0.03879 172 135 31 6
3166 Are you sure it’s not one of your hot flashes? 1.2500 0.04442 164 134 19 11
3167 In the eye of the beholder, you are a mere blimp in the universe. 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
3168 Get outta my space! 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
3169 Mr. Earth, in last night’s debate we heard a totally opposite opinion. 1.2500 0.04685 148 121 17 10
3170 I disagree, the political climate takes precedence." 1.2500 0.04071 140 108 29 3
3171 My opponent has a more globalist point of view. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
3172 Turn around and show the voters your backside.” 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
3173 Flat-Earther Debate 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
3174 You could have just told the speaker under you that you had a comment. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
3175 Never have I heard such a self-absorbed World View...! 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
3176 I see no point to this global debate! 1.2500 0.03865 160 124 32 4
3177 Prove it. 1.2500 0.04195 140 109 27 4
3178 It doesn't matter what the world wants, it matters what we want 1.2500 0.03904 164 128 31 5
3179 And, your Hot Flashes are distracting! 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
3180 Such a nasty planet. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
3181 ….and what makes you think, we 1% will listen you you? 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
3182 I'll take "Scorch" for $500 Alex 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
3183 Yes, I'm trying to turn the heat down! 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
3184 So I ask my opponent: why are you even here? 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
3185 Next Up to our Podium..Someone who has be "Round" a long time and has a "world" of knowledge". 1.2500 0.04610 132 105 21 6
3186 That is fake news! Global warming is a myth! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
3187 Now, my opponent may call himself a man of the world, but I have my doubts. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
3188 OK who is the wise ass who inflated my globe? 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
3189 That's just, like, your opinion, rest of the entire world. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
3190 I know they said this was a global stage, but... 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
3191 No, I still say that you are flat! 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3192 We originally invited Pluto,but since it’s status changed ,the little people protested” 1.2486 0.03910 181 144 29 8
3193 You've had your say. Don't interrupt me when I'm on a roll. 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
3194 When they said Mother Earth was going to speak today I definitely didn’t expect this. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
3195 Hold on, I asked for a WORLD view! 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
3196 And here's what it looked like, only 15 years ago. 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
3197 Your argument has fallen flat 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
3198 “Yours is the Axis of Evil!” 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
3199 Hold up”...I said global warming, not warning! 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
3200 Your platform lacks a global perspective. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
3201 We could debate this all day long and all night long and all day long and all night long and... 1.2484 0.04278 153 122 24 7
3202 I'll Make America Great Again, while my opponent is wrongly focusing on the Americas. 1.2484 0.03965 153 119 30 4
3203 My therapist told me I was paranoid when I said you were always against me. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
3204 No global warming here folks! Move along... 1.2483 0.03916 149 115 31 3
3205 That's YOUR opinion! 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
3206 I think we should let Australia speak for herself! 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
3207 Now my opponent, whose ego is the size of the entire planet.... 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3208 May I ask our U.S colleague to explain his views of the world. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3209 And without further adieu, he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
3210 In this political climate, there is no earthly reason for your position! 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3211 Introductions are unnecessary. Her stage presence is global. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3212 I rest my case 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
3213 My opponent is “warm”! BOO HOO! 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
3214 I told you it’s NOT HOT in here!! 1.2482 0.04630 141 114 19 8
3215 And what have you ever done for us? 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
3216 I am honored to be speaking on behalf of the entire planet. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
3217 Not now. 1.2482 0.04738 141 115 17 9
3218 And take note of how my opponent is trying to flood this debate with irrelevant arguments 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
3219 Motherhood aside, what else can you say for yourself? 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
3220 Where in the world did you get that information? 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
3221 And as you can plainly see, the President's proposed new walls will keep out Mexicans! Chileans! Brazilians! Venezuelans! Cubans! Germans! Canadians! Alaskans! Hawaiians! 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
3222 Now you're just talking out of your Tropic of Capricorn. 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
3223 Presenting...for the first time on this stage... the World tour! 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
3224 Ah, I can see right through this round-earther's ruse. You're an actor paid by NASA! 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
3225 Make the Earth Great Again? Socialism! 1.2481 0.04938 133 109 15 9
3226 And I say to you that a prolonged fever does not prove the reality of Global Warming. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
3227 Let me reiterate: "There is no such thing as global warming!!" 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
3228 I respect your position, but you're taking climate change too personally 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
3229 In this debate, the earth always wins 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
3230 The man who has the whole world in his hands, seems to have disappeared. 1.2471 0.04239 170 138 22 10
3231 You’re just slanted, tilted spin. 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
3232 Atlas your ride is here... 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
3233 Contrary to what you think, we do have at least one commonality. We’re both mostly made up of water. So there! 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
3234 Can you name the planet where you would find these land masses? 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
3235 Just WHO do you think you are? 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
3236 Just turn and roll away, why don't you - make my day! 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
3237 Storms, drought, flooding, famine. It's time for the voters to say 'goodbye cruel world." 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
3238 Although we are in this crazy heated debate, I definitely agree with you! If it weren't for YOU, none of us would be here. 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
3239 What does a Mercator Globe know about accuracy? 1.2467 0.04431 150 121 21 8
3240 Wow,wow, wow, I believe you've exceeded your time limit. 1.2466 0.03956 146 113 30 3
3241 Is this thing on? 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
3242 My opponent is a self-promoting blowhard concerned only with its own special interests. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
3243 Believe me, we hear you, and we’re working on it! 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3244 You will observe the earth appears to be a round flat disk, but we have reason to believe otherwise. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
3245 I am sad to have to say this, but: From my observations throughout this debate, I truly believe that my opponent is polluted. 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
3246 Whoa! Slow your roll, big guy. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
3247 Consider my opponents history. Can you really trust him? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
3248 The Earth is flat. 1.2465 0.04813 142 117 15 10
3249 How am I supposed to argue against the world? 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
3250 I guess I'm in the minority on this issue, but... 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
3251 Whoa, whoa, whoa, one at a time! 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
3252 You seem to think we could continue to exist without economic growth! 1.2464 0.04341 138 109 24 5
3253 If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to convince me that they speak for planet earth, I’d be a rich man. 1.2463 0.04162 134 104 27 3
3254 And I repeat, I don’t see any evidence supporting my opponent’s claims of this so-called “climate change”! 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
3255 Voters today demand more than simple warmth! 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
3256 My opponent's comments suggest he's from a different universe. 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
3257 You may think you're getting warmer but my President is gonna make that part Great Again! 1.2463 0.04789 134 109 17 8
3258 This is not what I meant by a continental presence. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
3259 Your opinion notwithstanding, all experts are not in agreement. 1.2462 0.04768 130 105 18 7
3260 Who's we? 1.2462 0.04238 130 101 26 3
3261 Yes, as his spokesperson, I can tell you, Donald Trump knows best how to fix you. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
3262 Now you’ve had your turn, it’s time to talk about REAL issues. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
3263 Okay, okay. you have a climate problem. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
3264 Didn't we settle this debate 2,000 years ago? 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
3265 He's at a loss, not Atlas! 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
3266 Re-Elect me, and I assure you, my opponent is a HUGE LOOSER! 1.2458 0.05374 118 98 11 9
3267 And now a word from our Sponsor 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
3268 And now, may I introduce the world, with few choice words to offer regarding global warming 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3269 And in conclusion, I have the world on my side. Thank you. 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
3270 Excuse me, but your two minutes are up 1.2456 0.04050 171 137 26 8
3271 I don't care what the world says. I am right. 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
3272 I won’t make the opposing candidate’s lack of worldliness an issue in this campaign. 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
3273 That is where the Americas used to be before the President proclaimed climate change was FAKE NEWS! 1.2455 0.05508 110 91 11 8
3274 And what skeletons are hiding in my opponent's antipodes? 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
3275 I say to the world just because it is all of you against me, don't think I am wrong. 1.2454 0.03997 163 129 28 6
3276 And my opponent insists the issue is global! 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
3277 Yes, I know this is billed as a World Conference.... 1.2453 0.03962 159 125 29 5
3278 It's YOUR problem. I don't respect planets who let its inhabitants change the climate 1.2453 0.04525 159 131 17 11
3279 I yield back the balance of my time and join with our last witness in urging the committee to run for their lives. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
3280 You're not the boss of me. 1.2452 0.04516 155 127 18 10
3281 So, what time is it over there? 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
3282 My research still proves you are flat. 1.2452 0.04422 155 126 20 9
3283 “I think you’ll find our next speaker is really on the ball .... just out of this world.” 1.2452 0.04026 155 122 28 5
3284 Can I have some ice water? 1.2450 0.03635 151 115 35 1
3285 Let the voters choose: Flat earth or America first. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
3286 Say hello to my little friend." 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
3287 So let’s hear your side of the story Mr. Know It All... 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
3288 I give you WORLD PEACE! 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
3289 My esteemed colleague considers himself an Atlas among mere mortals. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
3290 And who do you think should pay for the wall? 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
3291 Please back up.Im feeling very warm. 1.2449 0.04273 147 117 24 6
3292 OK God. You win! 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
3293 ‘Stay cool, stay cool?’ What on earth...YOU stay cool! 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
3294 And who, my friends, do you think is going to pay for these elitist policies that my opponent suggests? 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
3295 I'll be the one who decides whether your climate is changing or not! 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
3296 Will you stop ignoring me. Now listen to your Mother Earth! 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
3297 And what is your opinion on climate change? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
3298 What 'world view'? You don't even have eyes 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
3299 The lone, skeptical scientist debates global warming. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
3300 We're debating pollution. You can't just cough. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
3301 As a businessman I can tell you these climate change restrictions would cause havoc. What is your stake in all this? 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
3302 An now for the definitive word on global warming,I'd like to introduce..... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
3303 well.. someone here thinks a lot of themselves.. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
3304 You think your global perspective is so big. 1.2441 0.04571 127 101 21 5
3305 You’re not listening!! 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
3306 Make the Americas Matter Again 1.2440 0.03823 168 132 31 5
3307 In any discussion of geopolitical trends, it's essential to have an expansive world view. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
3308 My opponent has a heart of iron. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
3309 I'll ask you again for the final time- where were you when you last saw Atlantis? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3310 'Environmentalism,' he says? That's just the sort of corrupt, self-serving rhetoric that we need to eliminate from our politics! 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3311 Look, I know what I agreed to, but I just assumed you were speaking in metaphor 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
3312 Not all at once! 1.2432 0.04560 148 121 18 9
3313 My opponent cannot hide his preference for big government. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
3314 Let's hear it for my esteemed colleague who's taking a break from carrying the world on his back. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
3315 Could you put your continent closer to the mic, I don't think the planets in the back can hear you. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
3316 Don't give me that half-baked, self-serving argument about the worldwide effect of climate change. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
3317 Bring it on! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3318 Our next speaker is getting hot under the collar so it is his turn to be heard. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3319 When I refer to the earth as small,I am speaking in relative terms. 1.2431 0.04210 144 114 25 5
3320 And it can be yours for the right bid!! 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
3321 Quick, get me that lever! 1.2431 0.04543 144 117 19 8
3322 I feel as if the presidential polls are tilting in your favor 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
3323 My esteemed colleague thinks it’s getting hot in here; probably just a case of greenhouse “gas”! 1.2429 0.03866 177 141 29 7
3324 It doesn't matter if the whole world is against me! I could stand in the middle of Times Square and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
3325 ...and now we'll zoom in on Muskrat Ridge, Minnesota. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
3326 Climate, schlimate--my opponent can't even stand up straight! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
3327 With all due respect, my opponent is talking in circles to avoid the question. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
3328 My opponent is clearly unstable. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
3329 You see, you see, she is just blowing CO2 at you! 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
3330 My opponent, the globalist. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
3331 That’s not where Lake Huron goes. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
3332 And my friend, Gaia, here, thinks she's too big to fail! 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
3333 ... it's not up for debate, the Earth is flat! 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
3334 You claim you're too hot, but I see snow and glaciers, right there, in Alaska! 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
3335 And now, in perfect harmony, the world will sing! 1.2426 0.04608 136 110 19 7
3336 Hold on. We’re turning up the AC 1.2424 0.03762 165 129 32 4
3337 Okay folks, let's give it up for our next speaker--Mother Earth! 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
3338 Your only campaign promise is to get Man to Mars? 1.2424 0.04824 132 108 16 8
3339 Unlike my opponent, I am emphatically NOT a globalist. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
3340 he said “flat earth” not “fat earth” 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
3341 That's not what your arctic face said last week on twitter! 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
3342 Why aren't you on climate strike! 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
3343 No, no, Mr. Asia, you are facing the wrong way. 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
3344 Let's stop before this gets too heated. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
3345 No worries. It's fake 1.2418 0.04450 153 125 19 9
3346 I don't care what the other 99% say, who are you to tell me it's man made? 1.2418 0.04252 153 123 23 7
3347 Don't believe what my opponent says he can fix; he has a world of problems of his own. 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
3348 Your presence here will not persuade us about climate change! 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
3349 I don't care that you showed up in person looking like this. I *still* think you're flat! 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
3350 I made you what you are today. 1.2418 0.04352 153 124 21 8
3351 Hal always lost the debate on climate change to his opponent. 1.2418 0.04150 153 122 25 6
3352 Hmmfp......I will debate the Universe only!! 1.2416 0.04532 149 122 18 9
3353 No need to scream. Your mic is on. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
3354 Yes, yes, we all know about you and your globalist philosophy! 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
3355 Mother Nature has something to say. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
3356 And, if my worthy opponent were really in tune with what's going on, she'd realize the public is tired of hearing about climate change. 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
3357 Okay, my opponent does have a clear perspective about global warming! 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
3358 Fake news. If you were heating up, why would you be snowing up there? 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
3359 As the end is near, now a quick word from the Western Hemisphere. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
3360 Oh yeah? Well who appointed you guardian of the world? 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
3361 But unlike my adversary, I am against a bigger global presence. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
3362 What on earth are you arguing about? 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
3363 Listen world, we did not cause climate change. 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
3364 If I may play Devil’s Advocate, some might say that you have failed to take responsibility for your own welfare and are, therefore, responsible for your own plight. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
3365 So who says my opinion isn’t as good as your 7.6 billion? 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
3366 All my opponents contentions of malaise are anecdotal, personal and very subjective. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
3367 Please welcome World Peace! 1.2410 0.04114 166 134 24 8
3368 Well, folks, our next presentation about global warming will be given by Mother Earth . 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
3369 And if your promises were Earth-shattering, we wouldn’t be here! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
3370 You say that, but if anything, you look cooler to me. Flatter, too. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
3371 . . . And, speaking on the effects of global warming we have ... 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
3372 You can't handle the truth! 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
3373 The World on stage 1.2406 0.04289 133 105 24 4
3374 So, Parents, we are now on Day 3 out of 7 of your children's Science Experiment 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
3375 What do you know? 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
3376 Even though you say you're hot, I still don't believe in global warming! 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
3377 It was a well-rounded argument, but the rebuttal was out of this world. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
3378 See? She's full of hot air! 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
3379 How can you sit there and deny global shrinking? 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
3380 You're a little too round for this flat earth debate sir 1.2403 0.03915 154 121 29 4
3381 When you know how to pay for carbon cuts, then we'll talk! 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
3382 Today is the first day of the end of your life. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
3383 Our next speaker will tell us how it finally rid itself of parasites through heat therapy. 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
3384 This next item for bids ....! 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
3385 My opponent's head must be in the clouds! 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
3386 I think the world of my opponent, but he has really failed to grasp the vital concept of national boundaries. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
3387 Yes, we KNOW you have problems . . . But WE didn’t make them . . . 1.2398 0.04028 171 138 25 8
3388 When considering the cosmos it's actually quite small. 1.2397 0.03802 146 113 31 2
3389 These continents would not be empty if they had believed in climate change. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
3390 In the old days we always said the whole world was in front of you, now ... 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
3391 In my concluding two minutes, I would like to just touch on North America 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
3392 On planet Earth maybe, but your so-called “facts” do not conform to alternative reality. 1.2397 0.04380 146 118 21 7
3393 You can hear people from around the world telling me what a great job I’m doing! 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
3394 And once again my opponent seeks to sway your votes with a transparent blend of intimidation and self-interest! 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
3395 And the earth responded, "I'm not flat, I'm big boned." 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
3396 As the final act of his two terms in office, Trump issued an executive order annexing this area to Russia. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
3397 That’s, like, your opinion, world.” 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
3398 Just because you are round does not mean the earth isn't flat. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
3399 I believe climate change is another example of my opponent flip-flopping on issues. 1.2395 0.04092 167 135 24 8
3400 "And now, for the worldwide consensus..." 1.2394 0.03989 142 111 28 3
3401 I reject your global elitism! 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
3402 People vs. Climate Change 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
3403 Mother Earth, what is your position on global warming? 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
3404 You people can’t see what I can - it’s flat dammit 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
3405 Stop trying to bowl me over with your take on global warming! 1.2391 0.04775 138 114 15 9
3406 Wait! I'm signed up to speak on global warming not global inflation! 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
3407 Until there’s bipartisan support we just don’t have the votes, sorry. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
3408 Please, please please...Slow your roll. 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
3409 My opponent is spreading fake news! Everyone knows that you are flat! 1.2390 0.04133 159 128 24 7
3410 . Our next speaker is Atlas, who is feeling a lot lighter these days since Trump alienated most of the weight of the world. 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
3411 Unlike my opponent, Mr. Atlas, I will never let you down. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
3412 What proofs do you have that we are destroying you? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
3413 With all due respect, I believe that there is no consensus to support your claim that climate change is caused by human activity. 1.2388 0.04391 134 107 22 5
3414 Wait, you can't just roll all over Bernie 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
3415 Talk about special interests. 1.2387 0.03783 155 121 31 3
3416 Another continent heard from. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3417 My opponent is making a circular argument 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
3418 Hold it right there! The science is still out on your round-Earth theory! 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3419 The speaker to my left would like to talk about it's favorite topic, climate change? 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
3420 Further more, my opponent's climate change policies are based on outrageous conspiracy theories. 1.2385 0.04202 130 102 25 3
3421 Hot enough for ya? 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
3422 Please, stop spinning. This isn’t helping my macropsia 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
3423 What's your opinion about living on Mars? 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
3424 Don't be fooled by my opponent's earthy appearance. She's responsible for global warming! 1.2384 0.03954 151 119 28 4
3425 No pressure, your only speaking on behalf of the whole world. 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
3426 No, YOU'RE mistaken! 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
3427 I yield to my opponent. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
3428 My opponent purports to represent a world view; but I say it is a small world. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
3429 My opponent cannot be trusted on global climate change, as a globe, her view of climate change is clouded by her pro-globe bias 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
3430 Our guest speaker tonight, standing before his latest creation, will address "The Challenges of Creation." 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
3431 Globalization, Schmobilization 1.2378 0.04136 164 133 23 8
3432 My opponent is clearly a single-issue candidate. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
3433 My opponent chooses to hide behind global warming, but what evidence do you have? 1.2378 0.04206 143 114 24 5
3434 ...and yes, you may say my views are out of the mainstream, but let me remind you that world opinion is only that: opinion!!! 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
3435 and here on my left is the manifestation of donalds trumps ego. 1.2378 0.04543 143 117 18 8
3436 Your comments betray your Western bias! 1.2377 0.05081 122 101 13 8
3437 And speaking for the pro side of the Global Warming debate.... 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
3438 As everyone can see, my opponent is all wet! 1.2375 0.04013 160 128 26 6
3439 I don’t care how hot you are. Nobody but me touches the thermostat. 1.2375 0.04110 160 129 24 7
3440 I predicted that widening the canal would allow South America to drift eastward, and I was right. 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
3441 OK. Don't get so puffed up about it. 1.2374 0.03899 139 108 29 2
3442 Actually, this is more of a comment than a question. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
3443 My opponent this evening is a noted "Flat Earther"! 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
3444 My opponent is trying to get you to warm up to him. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
3445 Blah blah blah....I happen to know that the other side disagrees completely. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
3446 Unable to bear the burden of the world's problems, my opponent quit the race. I won't 1.2372 0.03651 156 121 33 2
3447 This is your last global warning, only one person can speak at a time. 1.2372 0.03762 156 122 31 3
3448 Apropos of nothing, notice how the upper Northwest region of North America resembles a goblin. 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
3449 Your points are flat! 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
3450 Let me just stop you right there, Earth. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
3451 You make a valid point, sir, but in all fairness, you looked really flat! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
3452 Mother Earth, what are your comments on climate change? 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
3453 The American people reject one-worldism. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
3454 And here we have the Americas 1.2370 0.03540 173 135 35 3
3455 Your world view sucks! 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
3456 Don't be so roundabout 1.2368 0.04041 152 121 26 5
3457 Yes we know it’s our fault you’er warming up but you didn’t need to crush Antarctica just to prove your point ! 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
3458 As the poet Wordsworth said so many years ago, "The world is too much with us." 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
3459 If my opponent claims to be getting warmer, let's take his temperature right now! 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
3460 And now that I've completed the demonstration of my shrink-ray...wait where is everybody? 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
3461 My friends, we finally have proof! The world is flat, there is no global warming in a flat world, and the border walls are only from a Hollywood set." 1.2365 0.03758 148 115 31 2
3462 Mankind is a virus and natural disasters are the cure! 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
3463 And I say it's fake news. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
3464 All together now! He's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands...... 1.2365 0.04534 148 122 17 9
3465 Ok, now my compatriot will give you the World View. 1.2365 0.04108 148 118 25 5
3466 My opponent is so very naive in believing that each of us can really make a difference in this world “ 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
3467 I always knew you were round... 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
3468 Will the gentlewoman yield? 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
3469 This presentation will be short - the speaker hasn't got long to live 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
3470 At this scale, you can actually see how much of Miami is already below sea level. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
3471 What in the world? 1.2364 0.04202 165 135 21 9
3472 Don't believe those who say the world is getting smaller! 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
3473 World, what ever you do--don't sneeze. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
3474 It is my contention, that the world is flat. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
3475 You lier, we all know you’re flat!!! 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
3476 ...and, as absolute proof, this two-dimensional opponent proves my flat earth contention. 1.2357 0.04713 140 116 15 9
3477 My opponent's so-called curvature would only serve to weaken our position on the international playing field. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
3478 Rising oceans? That's Fake News, Mother Earth! Time you realized the only thing worth hearing about is rising profits!! 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
3479 It's hiding something. Where's its long-form birth certificate? 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
3480 These lands used to be called 'continents' before the water covered them. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
3481 Earth, are you trying to tell us something? 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
3482 My opponent is really turning up the heat. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
3483 Don't you shrug your shoulders at me! 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
3484 Pay no attention to him. That's just how he rolls. 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
3485 I'm just here for the air conditioning! 1.2353 0.04577 136 111 18 7
3486 Pit me against the world, I’ll win! 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
3487 Now class this is the Western Hemipshere 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
3488 That’s only one hemisphere! 1.2349 0.03971 149 118 27 4
3489 According to our consultants your evidence for global warning is inconclusive. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
3490 I think the world of my opponent, but he can be overbearing. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
3491 Do I hear 230 trillion? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
3492 It's rigged. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
3493 I reject the earth's statement on global warming! 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
3494 “It’s not global warming; they are only hot flashes." 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
3495 It appears Professor Higgins will be receiving his award posthumously. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
3496 Shut up, your killing me..... 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
3497 Excuse me, could I get a glass of ice water before the debate begins? It’s getting a bit toasty in here. 1.2345 0.03792 145 113 30 2
3498 Don’t you dare use that condescending tone with me! 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
3499 Oh no, Mother Earth! You too? 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
3500 At least the rest of the solar system agrees with me. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
3501 Now that you're here, please settle the debate: Did Tony Soprano die in the finale? 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
3502 Please, one at a time. 1.2342 0.04228 158 129 21 8
3503 Such a nasty woman! 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
3504 . "The world would like to says a few truths about global warming " 1.2342 0.04228 158 129 21 8
3505 Who are you going to believe, me or the world's biggest globe? 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
3506 Remember, this is not a debate it’s an intervention. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
3507 You think you're hot! I say you're not! 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
3508 Every time I try to debate this happens. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
3509 '"It has come to my attention some of you believe we are mired in a global crisis!" 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
3510 We love climate change, don't we folks? My opponent, she resists, but she's looking hotter every day! Should we give her a round of applause? Let's clap for her folks... 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
3511 Can somebody open a window? its kinda hot in here 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
3512 My opponent is obviously biased in favor of climate warming. I’d like to remind the audience that he has provided no direct evidence of ice-melt. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
3513 Our next speaker is Atlas. He should be lifting up shortly. 1.2338 0.04201 154 125 22 7
3514 It's just a big balloon filled with hot air! 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
3515 Today's debate: Climate Change--fact or fiction. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
3516 Put your hand down, sonny! I've got something to say about what's really going on! 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
3517 I've already told you...GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE NEWS 1.2333 0.04378 150 123 19 8
3518 Too weighty an argument. 1.2333 0.03948 150 119 27 4
3519 Fact! It is not getting warmer in here. Ask any scient-ish. 1.2331 0.03947 163 131 26 6
3520 I will conclusively prove you don't have a leg to stand on. Could somebody turn on the air? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
3521 More Fake News! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
3522 I'm not 'two-faced' you moron, I'm just rotating along my axial tilt! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
3523 How could you be warm? The air conditioner is set at 72F. 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
3524 I'll keep this short since time is running out; "I'm dying". 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
3525 Now please explain your comments about being “pro natural selection.” 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
3526 The good news is the Panama Canal will eventually be obsolete.” 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
3527 ...therefore, I conclude global warming is fake news. 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
3528 Just because you're 4.5 billion years old, doesn't mean you know any thing about climate change! 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
3529 I'm sick and tired of feeling like an outsider! 1.2326 0.04606 129 105 18 6
3530 Hold on, you'll get your chance to talk. 1.2324 0.03695 142 110 31 1
3531 Don't let this hologram fool you, the Earth is flat! 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
3532 I still don't believe in global warming. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
3533 Stop the world, I wanna get off. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
3534 I'm sorry, but the fire department will not allow anything this hot in the auditorium. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
3535 Give me a place to speak and I will conquer the world. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
3536 Global opinion seems to be against my opponent. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
3537 Sure, you beat me in experience, Mother Earth, but I'm a man. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
3538 Your ideas fall flat. 1.2323 0.03864 155 123 28 4
3539 Oh contraire, we are rapidly changing course, for example, I’m now seeing paper straws everywhere. 1.2323 0.03641 155 121 32 2
3540 Not that it really matters, but that little dot just off the coast of Florida is Treasure Cay, Bahamas and that's where I'm taking my Family for a vacation in April 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
3541 Well, I think you suck too! 1.2319 0.03888 138 108 28 2
3542 Our next speaker is among the most recognized speaker on the world stage! 1.2319 0.04022 138 109 26 3
3543 If the world is in so much danger, then why doesn't it say so? 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
3544 Your point is well taken, Atlas. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
3545 My worthy opponent has decided that we need to play, 'Where is Waldo?' 1.2316 0.03737 177 142 29 6
3546 Please leave the room - FAKE NEWS! 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
3547 I see some very cloudy thinking. 1.2313 0.03807 134 104 29 1
3548 Warming, he claims? Hardly! I served at 98.6. I know 98.6. 98.6 is a vital sign of mine. My opponent is nowhere near 98.6. 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
3549 As the WWW turns 30, I'd like to apologize on its behalf for Twitter. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
3550 I will admit that my opponent has made effective use of social media. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
3551 Me thinks the world is too much with us. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
3552 Sorry, It's all about Me! 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
3553 The world is too much with us! 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
3554 It’s not your turn yet, Mr.Global Warming, we need to discuss some wall issue first! 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
3555 Ah, with a wave of my hand and 20 more years of a fossil fuel based society I can make this all disappear! 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
3556 Wait a minute! I have to talk about why there is no such thing as climate change. 1.2313 0.04324 147 120 20 7
3557 Now now, let's not get heated buddy. 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
3558 This argument is getting way too heated. 1.2312 0.04540 160 135 13 12
3559 Oh, please. It's just these hot stage lights... 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
3560 So moved. 1.2308 0.03620 156 122 32 2
3561 My opponent is hiding behind Antarctica! 1.2308 0.03733 156 123 30 3
3562 So you think you have the weight of the world to worry about, let me explain something to you. 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
3563 Stop right there! Like you are an expert in worldly things. 1.2308 0.03931 143 113 27 3
3564 Donald,Donald put it down! 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
3565 Can we discuss world peace? 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
3566 You keep saying that, but you don’t look any warmer to me?” 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
3567 I can only speak for myself! 1.2308 0.04291 143 116 21 6
3568 Atlas Smushed! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
3569 My constituents say otherwise! 1.2308 0.04761 117 95 17 5
3570 I'd like to introduce the Earth, who has had enough bull caca about climate not being a very serious thing. 1.2303 0.03505 165 129 34 2
3571 That's really not your best angle! 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
3572 I don't care what you think. I'm American, therefore I come first. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
3573 You're out of orbit on this one. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
3574 My opponent continues to attack my record protecting endangered sea turtles. To that I have one response: Dinosaurs. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
3575 They say actions speak louder than words but apparently that's not the case. The Earth has something to say. 1.2303 0.04012 152 122 25 5
3576 . . . and after that rollicking critique,we thought we'd let her speak for herself. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
3577 What are your thoughts on climate change? 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
3578 I will not be intimidated by my opponent's outmoded reliance on size. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
3579 Stop right there! I am the president and I have declared that we are NOT warming you up ! 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
3580 Now let’s hear from the Defense. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
3581 Yes, I know my opponent is worldly. 1.2296 0.04328 135 109 21 5
3582 But the record shows that you are NOT interested in world peace! 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
3583 I feel at a disadvantage debating the global economy. 1.2293 0.03712 157 124 30 3
3584 Ok, ok, I’ll refer to you as “earth”, not “the planet”. 1.2293 0.03712 157 124 30 3
3585 It will take 12 hrs for us to hear the voice of the other side of the world. We can't wait that long. 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
3586 As I've told your president many times, the whole thing is America. 1.2292 0.04376 144 118 19 7
3587 He's got the whole world in his hand. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
3588 Our first speaker is a world-class traveler. 1.2292 0.04030 144 115 25 4
3589 And you call yourself an oblate ellipsoid. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
3590 You just think you're hot stuff. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
3591 All right then, I'll concede the Americas... 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
3592 Let's skip the debate and make this my concession speech. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
3593 Now, I think our audience would really like to hear you dish about your relationship with Pangaea. What really broke you up? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
3594 I say - You should go back where you came from! 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
3595 I'm sorry...but I am speaking about universal principles... 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
3596 Some people would say I’m the biggest. They would say I’m bigger and better than the entire world. 1.2288 0.04095 153 124 23 6
3597 Ha! You've been shrugged off. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
3598 Here to present the American perspective is.....America 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
3599 See, it's really not a small world after all. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
3600 Just because you’re bigger than me doesn’t mean you’re right. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
3601 Stop asking ME questions. Let’s ask the WORLD. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
3602 How can it have got too warm in here if I'm still wearing my tie? 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
3603 Hold on, we need to get you a bigger microphone. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
3604 Ma'am, please keep it cool. This doesn't need to be a heated conversation. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
3605 You might contain multitudes, but I've got the NRA and the Koch Brothers I my corner! 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
3606 My opponent needs to accept that our momentum is irreversible and her time is done. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
3607 You and me against the world,".. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
3608 You’re like my Ma. You complain about the heat and too cheap to turn on the A/C. So you blame me, always me. 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
3609 My opponent will get nothing done if elected because he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders." 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
3610 Before we begin, could you state your name and why you're running for president? 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
3611 Unlike my opponent, I take global warming very seriously.... 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
3612 Fred Fred! Come back! I told you not to get to close to the water 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
3613 Despite all the evidence I maintain my opponents arguments still fall flat 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
3614 It’s your fault for having an environment to ruin! 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
3615 Will our next mystery guest enter and sign in, please 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
3616 Nothing to worry about. It's really flat. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
3617 But it appears my opponent here still believes all that nonsense about Climate Change. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
3618 This is the new plan with no borders to worry about. 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
3619 My opponent claims to have the weight of the world on his shoulders, but I assure you it's a hoax. 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
3620 And let us see your positive side 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
3621 You don’t speak for me! 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
3622 I would like to introduce our featured speaker who will talk on the subject of earth’s climate change. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
3623 And HE claims he wants to make the world a better place, but can you see that happening?! 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
3624 Don't be fooled. My opponent will tell you fake stories about global warming. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
3625 My opponents is a true globalist 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
3626 Whoa! One thing at a time. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
3627 We need to eliminate this global threat. - David Ostrov 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
3628 I agree that the major problem of our time is global shrinking. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
3629 ...In conclusion, while my opponent flatly denies it, all her arguments are nothing but hot air. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
3630 Shape-shifting doesn't make you a climate change expert. You need charts and photos. 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
3631 The whole world revolves on it 1.2273 0.04274 154 127 19 8
3632 Brag all you want. We all know you are getting smaller. 1.2273 0.03630 154 121 31 2
3633 As usual earth refuses to go on the record" 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
3634 If you can’t take the climate change get out of the kitchen 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
3635 You just stop right there! 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
3636 Sir, although you may be a celestial orb, I submit that you lack standing! 1.2270 0.03816 141 111 28 2
3637 And in conclusion, let me just say, "you don't look warm to me". 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
3638 My opponent as you can ladies and gentlemen is clearly an internationalist. 1.2270 0.04195 141 114 22 5
3639 We've already seen Pangea, you don't need to do the trick again 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
3640 I told you time and again! Not yet, ya big bully. 1.2270 0.04430 141 116 18 7
3641 This worldly candidate is throwing his polar ice cap into the ring. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
3642 You? Round? A Socialist Hoax! 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
3643 So what are your thoughts on global warming? 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
3644 My opponent wants to solve all the world's problems; but I have proven I can eat a deep-fried corn dog on a stick. 1.2267 0.04350 150 124 18 8
3645 Hold on there, Buddy, you think you're the whole world? 1.2267 0.04139 150 122 22 6
3646 My opponent seems to thing getting all hot and bothered is going to sway the voters! Not on my watch! 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
3647 Why should Florida be the center of the world? 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
3648 Now, I'm sure I'm going to be called a bigot for calling you a "globalist" 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
3649 now whats your opinion on global warming 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
3650 W O A H , stop STOP ! .. Madame Speaker , are you OK ? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
3651 When on earth do I get to talk? 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
3652 This is what it will look like with no Starbuck’s 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
3653 Not all at once, please. 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
3654 And now the planet has a few things to say on the subject of mercy. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
3655 After learning that a skilled debater must argue both sides, Earth proves itself flat. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
3656 It’s hard to win a debate when everyone else is against you. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
3657 You may be worldly wise, but ... 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
3658 Introducing global warning. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
3659 Just look at my opponent's miserable record. Nothing is certain except death and taxes. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
3660 We're abandoning all of this, in favor of an intelligent planet. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
3661 Let's not be irrational—OK, sweetheart? You're just having a hot flash. 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
3662 I'm four times the size of Baja California, so don't give me your crap that i'm just a small human." 1.2258 0.03724 155 123 29 3
3663 I present to you the United United States of America! 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
3664 No, that’s not Israel 1.2258 0.04249 155 128 19 8
3665 Hey, hold up there, I think you're getting a little too hot... 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
3666 Welcome to the Flat Earth Society. I am sorry to say that our next speaker was sucked up by an unknown gravitational force. 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
3667 Regardless of how much evidence she's presented, I'll just never believe that climate change is real. 1.2256 0.03939 133 105 26 2
3668 I know you're out there somewhere, you bum. 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
3669 The big picture from here, you can't see change. 1.2254 0.03854 173 141 25 7
3670 The gravity of it’s performance is captivatingd 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
3671 Counterargument from Unexpected Speaker at Davos 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
3672 I'll give you the last word. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
3673 This debate is out of this world! 1.2254 0.03921 142 113 26 3
3674 How big was yo mama?! 1.2254 0.03792 142 112 28 2
3675 Wait, before you start, don't say anything that will get us heated up. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
3676 Your personal problems are not our's 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
3677 We all heard what the World is saying but let me put it this way? 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
3678 Atlas, up from out of in under there! 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
3679 And our next speaker speaks to us from down-under 1.2252 0.04324 151 125 18 8
3680 While I am poised and composed, note my opponent’s nervousness exhibited by sweating and spinning! 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
3681 The next speaker will address the possibility of life on the other side. 1.2250 0.04248 160 133 18 9
3682 Cool it, hot head! 1.2250 0.04178 120 95 23 2
3683 Stop acting like my mother! 1.2250 0.03650 160 127 30 3
3684 It was then that he remembered both his fear of public speaking AND his xenophobia. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
3685 Thank you for that uplifting speech, Atlas! 1.2246 0.03851 138 109 27 2
3686 You all know her as the late, the great, the soon-to-be-retired ... 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
3687 I wish to welcome you to the first Democratic Presidential debate. Uncertain that our venue would accommodate the current candidates plus those undecided, we have opted for an alternative format... 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
3688 Still flat? 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
3689 I believe the opposition has a distinct advantage. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
3690 The point is, it's just you and me against the world! 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
3691 And what proof do you have that climate change is real? 1.2245 0.03956 147 118 25 4
3692 Hi Mom, I finally made it to the world stage. 1.2244 0.04125 156 128 21 7
3693 I still debate it's flat. 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
3694 No, we don't celebrate Earth Day anymore. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
3695 So you agree that humans should not be vaccinated. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
3696 I don’t care about your so-called evidence. I’m a very smart person, and I say global warning is a Chinese scam 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
3697 We'll just let it speak for itself. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
3698 With all due respect, methinks the lady doth protest too much. 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
3699 Changing! not warming. And, nobody likes a smartass, sir. 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
3700 Lock Earth Up! 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
3701 Ladies and gentlemen - your oyster 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
3702 As you can see, the problems is at the NORTHERN border 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
3703 Globally,we want to hear what you think! 1.2238 0.04021 143 115 24 4
3704 What in the World are you saying? Everyone knows you're round, not flat" 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
3705 I am not getting hot under the collar. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
3706 My opponent is obviously overly- awed by my power point 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
3707 My speaking prop is brought to you by Costco 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
3708 Speak, world. What can we do to save you? 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
3709 Need I state the obvious? 3/4 of the World’s population has a different view. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
3710 What in the world makes you an expert on if global warming exists or not? 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
3711 You have been nothing but a drama queen. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
3712 Yes, that was pitch perfect but it's not that kind of flat we're debating. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
3713 I represent something bigger than you! 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
3714 It all started out as nothing 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
3715 I STILL say you're wrong! 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
3716 Stop! You don't have standing! We've already heard what you have to say, and no one believes you 1.2230 0.04160 148 121 21 6
3717 Fake, fake, fake news! 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
3718 God has asked the earth to speak in her stead. 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
3719 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING! 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
3720 Let's reflect on my opponent's claim to the consensus view... 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
3721 Has the globe warmed up enough to respond? 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
3722 As anyone can plainly see the truth rolls right off of you. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
3723 Make America not so great this time! 1.2229 0.04042 166 137 21 8
3724 Whoa - slow your roll. 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
3725 Her ego is out of control. 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
3726 OK, Global Warming! You don't have to be so inflated about it! 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
3727 Have you spun off your axis completely with that crazy global warming theory? 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
3728 And now our keynote speaker, Mother Earth, will share with us her perspective on global warming. 1.2222 0.03618 153 121 30 2
3729 And I am going to call it "Trump World". 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
3730 You try convincing the world! 1.2222 0.03746 144 114 28 2
3731 I'll let you speak in a moment. Though you probably won't have a point. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
3732 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. This miracle occurred on Day Two, and absolutely nothing my opponent says will convince me otherwise. 1.2222 0.04045 171 142 20 9
3733 Don't think you can just roll over me here...! 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
3734 And let's not forget all those offshore deposits. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
3735 Ok, ok, I'm attracted to you - everyone is. But what's that go to do with this argument? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
3736 And now, supporting this evening's resolution, "Climate Change is Real", a last minute added speaker . . . 1.2222 0.04663 135 113 14 8
3737 Nevertheless, she persists! Margaret Olnek, Superior, Colorado 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
3738 I'll get to global warming in a minute. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
3739 The earth, like a coin, has two sides. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
3740 The skeletons in my opponent's record, you just wouldn't believe! 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
3741 It's just a fever, not the apocalypse. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
3742 I know you think you’re the world’s greatest debater, but I disagree. 1.2222 0.03849 153 123 26 4
3743 This is america. 1.2216 0.03620 176 142 29 5
3744 South America couldn't move to Canada so it is moving to Africa. 1.2216 0.03880 176 145 23 8
3745 I staunchly defend pineapple on pizza. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
3746 Can't you think about anyone else except yourself? 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
3747 you had your time to speak! 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
3748 I matter as much as you! 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
3749 What's that, Mother, you say all the other countries are behind you? 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
3750 If I could finish… 1.2215 0.03661 158 126 29 3
3751 Your voice may be big, but your audience is small. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
3752 Furthermore, we are much more important than you - we can think. 1.2215 0.04243 149 123 19 7
3753 Look, don't get me wrong, you've done good by us so far; we just need to give those business and agriculture lobbyists the voice they deserve. 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
3754 I stand by my flat Earth comments. You call those Grand Tetons? 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
3755 And now, without further ado, you all know her.....(thunderous applause drowning out name) 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
3756 And I suppose that is meant to be your version of the Great Lakes? 1.2214 0.03802 140 111 27 2
3757 Folks, don't be fooled! This is just a tired rehashing of the EarthFirst! movement, and it didn't work the first time! 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
3758 Coming soon to a theatre near you: "Honey, I Shrunk the Climate Change Deniers!" 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
3759 Speak up, I can't hear you. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
3760 As you can see, I'm more concerned about Global Shrinking ! 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
3761 No Collusion! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
3762 And on your right, discussing global warming, is The World! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
3763 I am uncategorically opposed to globalism! 1.2209 0.03761 172 140 26 6
3764 OK. So much for YOUR position on the issues. What about the EASTERN hemisphere? 1.2209 0.03591 163 130 30 3
3765 As can be seen here, the Affirmative side of the Flat Earth debate is struggling in his rebuttal. 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
3766 Let's talk climate change 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
3767 As anyone can see, my opponent cannot speak for the other 5 billion people on earth. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
3768 ...and furthermore, my opponent doesn’t even speak English! 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
3769 Stop complaining! 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
3770 Back up, you are burning me up! 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
3771 And everyone on this side of the globe is technically "American." 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
3772 You're full of hot air! 1.2205 0.04017 127 101 24 2
3773 I still say the earth is flat 1.2205 0.04170 127 102 22 3
3774 You’re no Jack Kennedy 1.2203 0.04023 177 148 19 10
3775 Polls are meaningless! 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
3776 One at a time please. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
3777 And now we will hear from the representative from Fiji. 1.2200 0.03648 150 119 29 2
3778 It looks like we’re in a world of trouble. 1.2200 0.03999 150 122 23 5
3779 I can tell that you are hot and bothered with me! 1.2200 0.04109 150 123 21 6
3780 Here's to our next world-class candidate for 2020. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
3781 I will never believe that you are round nor warming. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
3782 You stand there and tell how climate change has affected you! 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
3783 Your argument goes round in circles. Like your shape! 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
3784 You don't have to be silent - It's not Spring. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
3785 It's a small world yet there is an ocean between me and my opponent. 1.2199 0.03910 141 113 25 3
3786 My opponent would hope to distract you with her earthy comments. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
3787 OK, we get it! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
3788 Even if I am the only one, I will speak my truth! 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
3789 I knew you would drag climate change victimhood into the debate! 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
3790 Don’t touch! - it’s still hot from global warming 1.2194 0.04018 155 127 22 6
3791 Now, Grandma Earth will talk about “human harassment”. 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
3792 Our next guest didn't believe in "extra terrestrial life" until we came along. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
3793 As the previous speaker was saying, it's clear that global roaming is the greatest existential threat we face today. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
3794 I'm more important than you are. And I have the rigorous poll data to prove it! 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
3795 And now let's hear the other side of this heating debate. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
3796 This World Debate is NOT fair and balanced!!! 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
3797 As moderator I would help if you could keep your comments to 25 words or less. You have a lot of people with you 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
3798 My opponent continues to shrug his responsibilities. 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
3799 ...and that is why you are wrong about global warming! 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
3800 Just shrug it off. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
3801 The condition of our planet is debatable? 1.2192 0.04291 146 121 18 7
3802 We refuse to be intimidated by your climate extortion rhetoric! 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
3803 How would you know about global warming anyway? 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
3804 You may not be flat, but certainly flat wrong. 1.2190 0.04107 137 111 22 4
3805 Those polar ice caps were not worth anything anyway 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
3806 Well... it’s obvious this is just a round earth shill 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
3807 And now, speaking on behalf of the Earth ... 1.2185 0.03746 151 121 27 3
3808 Sorry folks Jimmy got a little carried away with the paper mache model. 1.2185 0.04085 151 124 21 6
3809 It seems that that Atlas shrugged our debate 1.2185 0.03862 151 122 25 4
3810 ‘Someone tell me how this is possible.’ 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
3811 Although we can certainly appreciate your fire and fury, we simply aren’t willing to negotiate a peace agreement at this time. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
3812 Using this life-sized model of the earth,I shall now explain to you why climate change is no big deal. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
3813 And now let's hear from Mr. Atlas...Mr. Atlas is speaking for the motion 1.2183 0.03886 142 114 25 3
3814 First to the rostrum will be South Pacific. Then we'll hear from the other side at the anti-podium. 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
3815 My opponent may think global, but I'm not buying the local act. 1.2183 0.03755 142 113 27 2
3816 I must have ten billion dollars to build MY spherical wall. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
3817 My opponent WACKY Western Hemisphere and his friends in the FAKE NEWS media have ruined our country. SAD! 1.2183 0.04700 142 121 11 10
3818 Give me one proof that you're not flat. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
3819 The fact is, let's say it, is Mr Atlas is too old Hold him up! Hold him up! 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
3820 Clearly, my opponent has no grasp of detail. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
3821 And don’t get me started on the problems happening in your district. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
3822 That’s how I roll. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
3823 Planet Earth, we welcome you to Jupiter 1.2179 0.04294 156 131 16 9
3824 While I completely agree that climate change is an urgent matter, we first need to decide which automotive industries will receive the biggest tax breaks. 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
3825 And now we hear from our heavyweight speaker on the topic of global warming 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
3826 My opponent is looking a little feverish. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
3827 My opponent’s carbon-tax proposal is ludicrous. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
3828 Hell hath no Fury like Climate Change scorned! 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
3829 So you don't care about global warming? Well, how does global rolling grab you? 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
3830 I may be in the minority here, but... 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
3831 Furthermore, regardless of your symptoms, I still say global warming is all in your imagination. 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
3832 If you don't believe it's flat, I'm going to turn this over and you will see for yourself! 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
3833 I agree with my opponent's world view 1.2176 0.03586 170 137 29 4
3834 All your comments are one-sided! 1.2174 0.03671 138 109 28 1
3835 Recent Connection between North and South America Reaffirmed 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
3836 And if it's global warming, why is it so cold in here?" 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
3837 ...but voters chose me! 1.2174 0.03600 161 129 29 3
3838 To answer your question, no, I never smoked pot in college 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
3839 You don't scare me - there is no such thing as global warming. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
3840 Despite his spotty voting record, my opponent would like you to believe he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.2174 0.03910 161 132 23 6
3841 My opponent is blind to the beauties of the free market and capitalism, and is, indeed....A SOCIALIST! 1.2171 0.03329 175 139 34 2
3842 STOP!!!We have addressed global warming. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
3843 I know a side effect of global warning is hot air but please wait your turn 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
3844 Your hot flashes are not germane to this campaign. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
3845 Liar! That's not what I mean by "Make America Great Again" 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
3846 Ms.Earth,do you believe in Climate Change. 1.2171 0.04664 129 108 14 7
3847 Stop! In the name of love! 1.2168 0.03732 143 114 27 2
3848 Your stale arguments are hardly you-shattering. 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
3849 He's just a bunch of hot air 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
3850 As far as planets go, you've got the experience. But can you wiggle your fingers? 1.2168 0.04342 143 119 17 7
3851 I stand by my statement that Mercacator is, and always will be, the gold standard of projections! 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
3852 and now, lets hear the silent majority! 1.2167 0.04906 120 101 12 7
3853 Please tell us what proof you have of climate change! 1.2166 0.04172 157 131 18 8
3854 You might think this is a big soap bubble, and it is. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
3855 My opponent has flip-flopped on the environment. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
3856 Earth, you're looking extra hot today 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
3857 And for our Global Warming segment, let me introduce our next speaker, North America. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
3858 Stop right there! I get the message. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
3859 So, what’s the big deal? We all know the Earth has climate... 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
3860 We're citizens of the United States, not the world. 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
3861 Furthermore, my worldview is superior to that of my opponent. 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
3862 And now a word from the Earth about Globalization, as it relates to global warming, and our feckless leaders who are waiting for the whole Shithouse to burn down." 1.2164 0.04152 134 109 21 4
3863 Yes, I love my country. I’m a proud nationalist. Unlike my opponent, Lil’ Globey! Isn’t that right, Globey? 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
3864 If you’re warming at such an alarming rate how do you explain your presence on this stage? 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
3865 That was before the Suez Canal 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
3866 My opponent has no earthly idea! 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
3867 Got the message but you're going to have to simplify. 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
3868 Klaatu Burada Nikto 1.2162 0.03899 148 120 24 4
3869 I presume you are aware the president’s Science Advisor states the research is not clear on whether global warming actually exists . . . 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
3870 Yes, well, we’ve heard all about your perspective, but what about the blinkered, local view? 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
3871 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.2162 0.04238 148 123 18 7
3872 Welcome, just to set the record straight,round or flat?? 1.2162 0.04016 148 121 22 5
3873 Archimedes? We will give you another fulcrum. 1.2160 0.03360 162 128 33 1
3874 What in the World do you mean by that!? 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
3875 The debate is over. Time to chill! 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
3876 Next debater: global warming; fact or fake news? 1.2160 0.04187 125 101 21 3
3877 Although mah opponent's accomplishments are indisputable, his arrogance is without precedent. 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
3878 Globalisation is round the corner. 1.2158 0.03648 139 110 28 1
3879 My worthy opponent has disappeared into the South Pacific. 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
3880 And now, Atlas! 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
3881 Don't preach to me about CO2 emissions, not when you flew here on on your own private jet! 1.2158 0.04303 139 115 18 6
3882 I’m surprised you got through the door Larry, looks like you packed on a few extra...pounds. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
3883 You don't look so warm to me! 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
3884 I don't want to be the lone desenter, but... 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
3885 To the best of my knowledge, this globe is actual size. 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
3886 That's all folks! 1.2154 0.04366 130 107 18 5
3887 You haven't been new since 1492! 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
3888 World Climate Conference "Can you scooch? You're blocking my PowerPoint." 1.2152 0.03517 158 126 30 2
3889 Hemispheres of the world, unite! 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
3890 NO! I'm tired of debating climate change with you! 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
3891 Fuck you 1.2148 0.04862 135 116 9 10
3892 I yield the balance of my lifetime to the gentleman from Pangea. 1.2148 0.03876 149 121 24 4
3893 What you’ve always been lacking is proper representation 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
3894 Can I get my oponent’s mic raised a little? I feel like I’m talking to the Earth’s vagina. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
3895 I can't handle the truth! My existence is grotesque and incomprehensible. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
3896 You're missing the point!" 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
3897 The Earth would like to end the climate crisis conference with a closing statement. Can I get a Mike? 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
3898 Earth as seen by the Republican National Committee! 1.2139 0.03893 173 144 21 8
3899 He found the other candidate's world view to be a bit polemic 1.2138 0.03718 159 129 26 4
3900 Go ahead, the deniers dare you to make your case. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
3901 Well actually Mother Nature, the climate doesn't really work like that" 1.2138 0.03926 159 131 22 6
3902 And my opponent would have you believe the world is round. Just more FAKE NEWS. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
3903 Its the western version of the Euro, Trumps face is on the back. 1.2138 0.04174 145 120 19 6
3904 My opponent makes up in size what it lacks in brains. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
3905 The flat Earth debate continues... 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
3906 And now for the cosmology report. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
3907 I have invited my dear friend Mother Earth here to tell you all how great she really feels. 1.2138 0.04057 145 119 21 5
3908 I think you have a pimple on your backside. Oh wait, that's just New Zealand. Never mind. 1.2137 0.04336 131 108 18 5
3909 Populism will always trump globalism! 1.2133 0.03735 150 121 26 3
3910 Hang on, up there! Mr. Atlas is still in traffic. 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
3911 You have no standing in this court! 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
3912 Hold on there big fellah. I paid for this microphone. 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
3913 You feel cool from here!! 1.2132 0.03962 136 110 23 3
3914 Can someone move this thing... it's getting warm in here. 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
3915 I firmly disagree with my worldly opponent. 1.2130 0.03769 169 139 24 6
3916 My opponents self-serving proposals are not sustainable. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
3917 I beg to differ with that perspective! 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
3918 Sorry, but there's not point in debating the issue of global warming. The President has spoken. 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
3919 Your argument about being a big shot doesn't hold water -- look around you -- there 's the Pacific and Atlantic oceans! 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
3920 My opponent has morphed into a globalist. 1.2128 0.04127 141 116 20 5
3921 There you go again, with your American-centric arguments! 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
3922 By way of introduction, I'd say that our next speaker has truly seen it all. And, oh the secrets she can tell! 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
3923 I’m here in spite of the revolution. 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
3924 okay, okay your getting a little heated tom. 1.2125 0.04100 160 134 18 8
3925 I know you have big problems but so do I! 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
3926 Find Newfoundland! Free Newfoundland! 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
3927 Global warning. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
3928 Now I know how Indiana Jones felt! 1.2123 0.04369 146 123 15 8
3929 Quit the dramatics and stop whining! 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
3930 We can’t shrug this off! 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
3931 I flatly disagree with how you've rounded your climate figures. 1.2119 0.04161 151 126 18 7
3932 Don't be so upset. You know that I think the world of you" 1.2118 0.03357 170 136 32 2
3933 Please, let me finish. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
3934 The climate change debate just got serious. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
3935 My opponent has lost focus on our district's concerns. 1.2117 0.04567 137 116 13 8
3936 Don’t let my opponent’s flat earth denial fool you. 1.2117 0.03797 137 110 25 2
3937 Ms. Earth is not fit to hold office. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
3938 But then WE created plastic. So what else you got?! 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
3939 wait if youre here,,,, then I'm... oh no! not again! 1.2115 0.04068 156 130 19 7
3940 Do not argue with a Homo sapien! 1.2115 0.03639 156 126 27 3
3941 “My opponent here is a one-worlder!” 1.2114 0.03677 175 144 25 6
3942 I grant you,your rhetoric is earthy,but frankly,it's hard not to conclude you're all wet when it comes to the facts of the matter. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
3943 World, you now have thirty seconds to counter the President's statement. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
3944 Don't listen to her - she's full of hot air! 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
3945 I"m here to tell you about climate change first hand. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
3946 Isn't it obvious, the Earth is flat. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
3947 I will not be bullied, Mother Earth! 1.2113 0.03977 142 116 22 4
3948 My ex-wife is near the upper right, sort of 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
3949 And as host of “The Blue Planet” you claim climate change to be fact? 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
3950 Alas, let’s let the globe have a word about it’s own issues. 1.2112 0.04077 161 135 18 8
3951 How about you let me answer this one? 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
3952 Actually, you're flat. 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
3953 And I say... you're not global enough! 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
3954 We are the one hundred percent. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
3955 Our next speaker is the renowned world ... 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
3956 You just think you're putting your best face forward. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
3957 You, madam have been around too long to appreciate modern ideas. 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
3958 We like to think of it as an open floor plan. 1.2105 0.03540 171 139 28 4
3959 Your right, but, my wife drives a Prius! 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
3960 I know I speak for everyone here when I say we're all very tired of your speaking so elliptically. 1.2105 0.03441 171 138 30 3
3961 Usually somebody warms up the crowd for me, not the other way around 1.2105 0.03571 152 122 28 2
3962 I feel the earth moving over my feet. 1.2101 0.04043 138 113 21 4
3963 Quit repeating that fake news. No, it's not hot in here. 1.2101 0.03630 138 110 27 1
3964 I’m telling you, climate change is not real! 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
3965 Let me finish Mother Earth! 1.2099 0.03958 162 135 20 7
3966 All your answers are flat. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
3967 How about another billion so we can keep using fossil fuels? 1.2098 0.04193 143 119 18 6
3968 Why so negative? It's like night and day when you let your darker side out. 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
3969 You need a route canal. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
3970 I was told this was going to be a Town Hall meeting. 1.2098 0.03951 143 117 22 4
3971 My opponent has an inflated view of himself if he pretends he's a globalist at heart! 1.2098 0.03825 143 116 24 3
3972 My opponent, the incumbent, has stated that he feels the weight of the world in his shoulders. I say it is time for a change. 1.2095 0.04207 148 124 17 7
3973 The earth is flat. Don’t get so overheated. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
3974 It seems that my opponent, Atlas, is too scared to show up to this debate. 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
3975 Is that your only talking point, Global Warming? 1.2095 0.04315 148 125 15 8
3976 You may have won this debate, but I'm patient enough to know that I will be the winner in just 12 years. 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
3977 While my esteemed colleague will attempt to convince you otherwise, I will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the earth is flat. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
3978 Atlas, speak into the microphone. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
3979 Poppycock. It's nothing but a heated discussion. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
3980 You're only appealing to your base! 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
3981 Who can point out to us where we are today? 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
3982 my opponent, or "Fat Orb" as some have called her... 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
3983 Now, right there is the area we’ll be discussing today. 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
3984 Current astromological views are truly wide-ranging, however today I share Dr. H. Penny's well-known Buddhistic belief about the sky's impermanence. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
3985 „See? If there was a problem she would speak now!“ 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
3986 Stop lying to the populace! You're the exact same temperature you've always been. 1.2083 0.03801 144 117 24 3
3987 Now stop rotating and listen! I find it hard to believe that you still do NOT believe in global warming. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
3988 Please state your opinions on how we’re doing. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
3989 Better watch your back! 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
3990 What evidence do you have there's global warming ? 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
3991 Our rebuttal to your argument is to look at the evidence. 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
3992 Yo Earth, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Mars has some of the best videos of all time! 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
3993 My opponent here is full of hot air. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
3994 She’s turning her stance yet again! 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
3995 What evidence do you have to keep denying the Arctic is going bald? 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
3996 My young Democratic opponent professes to be a geography professor,really? 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
3997 So, let me introduce to you the most worldly individual I have ever met! 1.2080 0.04586 125 105 14 6
3998 We are in the midst of a global warning! 1.2078 0.03981 154 128 20 6
3999 My opponent is reportedly in hiding somewhere up there in the Hudson Bay area. 1.2078 0.03762 154 126 24 4
4000 Now now, don't blow your cool! 1.2078 0.03981 154 128 20 6
4001 Since the other speaker didn't show, let's have a contest. Now, everyone write one cartoon caption about this massive ball on stage and I'll collect them, read them aloud, and we'll somehow declare a winner. Tie breaker: Where is Columbus, IN? 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
4002 Let's give a very warm welcome to our own Blue Marble. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
4003 You're nothing but a Chinese hoax! 1.2075 0.03998 159 133 19 7
4004 To introduce our next speaker, Atlas... oh, darn! 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
4005 Today’s Keynote: Expanding Your Horizons 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
4006 You're getting warmer? Not getting warmer! Fake news! 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
4007 Your thoughts on Flat Earth theory. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
4008 You seem a bit heated, take a chill pill. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
4009 I can assure you that pollution will subside in 15 years. By then we will be dumping our garbage on Mars. 1.2071 0.03724 140 113 25 2
4010 The whole world’s against me!” - Griff Urang-Schuberth Portland O 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
4011 I would remind you, good sir, that my name is Archimedes. 1.2069 0.04023 145 120 20 5
4012 I don't give a shit if you're on a roll! 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
4013 You are only a part of what I'll own if i'm elected! 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
4014 I challenge my opponent to release their measurements to the public so we all may know whether they are flat or round. 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
4015 How dare you, sir? My mother was a planet! 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
4016 If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: Covfefe! 1.2067 0.04262 150 127 15 8
4017 Ahem 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
4018 You say that now but as soon as you turn your back I’m sure we’ll hear another story! 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
4019 Fellow members, that is why we have adopted the song, "You and Me Against the World" as our theme 1.2067 0.04046 150 125 19 6
4020 You will not replace me! 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
4021 So you're saying you are not flat you are at least 36d? 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
4022 The world sure loves to argue. 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
4023 As you can see, the organisers could not find a single person to stand against me 1.2063 0.04689 126 107 12 7
4024 Is this thing “On”? I can’t hear you ! 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
4025 You're ALL against me! 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
4026 You want to talk about conflicts of interest? Let’s talk about your Green New Deal, shall we? 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
4027 Feels pretty cool to me. 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
4028 Stop World, I wanna get off! 1.2063 0.03875 160 133 21 6
4029 Not fair! I too would like a warm-up. 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
4030 Oh, sorry! I’m mean climate change not global warming. 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
4031 Another year's wear on your ozone layer and you're toast! 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
4032 I think your take on a global economy is slightly exaggerated 1.2061 0.03492 165 134 28 3
4033 It was six days, God rested on the seventh. 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
4034 Now, this may be an unpopular opinion... 1.2061 0.03892 165 138 20 7
4035 And now...proof that the world is flat. 1.2059 0.03780 136 110 24 2
4036 Once again, I challenge my opponent to disavow that he aspires to higher office. 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
4037 While my opponent supports unrealistic policies like the Green New Deal. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
4038 But what have you done for us lately?! 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
4039 And now, before she becomes extinct, we'll hear from our all plastic Mother Earth 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
4040 It is my pleasure to introduce the Earth to speak on the issue of man made climate change. 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
4041 Now you're flat! 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
4042 ... we're going to Canada and the USA, Mexico and Honduras... and Haiti and Aruba! We're going to Panama and Colombia and Brazil! And we're going to Argentina and Chile and Peru and Bolivia! and We're going to New York to take back the UN! YEAAAAH! 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
4043 My opponent thinks climate change isn't a hoax...but I know better! 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
4044 Looks like my opponent has shrugged his duties. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
4045 No need to say it; I can already feel you warming. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
4046 Let's here from everyone, but please keep it under 24 hours. 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
4047 I challenge you to a debate on climate change. 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
4048 Is it my turn to speak yet? 1.2053 0.03556 151 122 27 2
4049 My opponent would have you believe that what you see is what you get. I think not. 1.2053 0.03796 151 124 23 4
4050 Atlas, the world takes a stand! 1.2053 0.03910 151 125 21 5
4051 I have no earthly idea where he is. 1.2051 0.03935 156 130 20 6
4052 I'm going to build a wall along your Mexican border! 1.2051 0.03489 156 126 28 2
4053 If this is just about the tweeting,I can stop. 1.2051 0.03489 156 126 28 2
4054 Whoa! This five minutes per person rule isn’t working. 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
4055 It’s not global warming, you just have a fever. 1.2048 0.03677 166 137 24 5
4056 These days, it seems like the whole world has to have their say. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
4057 My base believes me not you! 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
4058 let me finish! 1.2045 0.03685 132 106 25 1
4059 And now, let me welcome to our stage all of America 1.2045 0.03685 132 106 25 1
4060 Admit it -- you have nationalist tendencies! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
4061 Well, I was banking on winning by default, so I didn't prepare any remarks. I am thoroughly stunned that my opponent made it through the door. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
4062 And let's see what's behind curtain number 2! 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
4063 Is there something wrong with the Mic? You sound like you're under water. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
4064 Wait, I’m getting off now. 1.2042 0.04186 142 119 17 6
4065 'Colleagues, I want to talk to you today about the New World Order.' 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
4066 Please, let me speak. You’ve held sway for far too long. 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
4067 All together now: 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
4068 ‘During the debate he coukdnt’t get a world in edgewise’ 1.2041 0.03973 147 122 20 5
4069 I've upped my carbon usage, World. Up yours! 1.2039 0.03656 152 124 25 3
4070 If you don't disgorge the hydrocarbons at cost, my species will peel you like a grape. 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
4071 And now a word from the shrinking earth society. 1.2038 0.03912 157 131 20 6
4072 Really? 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
4073 Moderator . . . moderator: He is allowed to inflate himself like that? Was that in the rules? I didn't see that in the rules! 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
4074 As you can see, my opponent doesn't stand a chance! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
4075 Most voters may think the world of you, but in this country.... 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
4076 A victim of global warming 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
4077 As a small boy growing up in Liechenstein.......... 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
4078 I sense you are drifting away from this debate. 1.2030 0.04498 133 113 13 7
4079 That's a preposterous opening statement but what should we expect from a flat-earther? 1.2030 0.04100 133 110 19 4
4080 Everybody knows you're flat. Fake News! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
4081 This is the End of the World as we know it! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
4082 Get me the whoever is responsible for this. It's a small world. I said it is a SMALL world. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
4083 Global warming, as you can see, is not caused by humans. It is that pregnant duck at the top of screen that is sucking up all of our air. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
4084 So do you want to vote for me or Global Domination?" 1.2029 0.03731 138 112 24 2
4085 Tomorrow, The World ! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
4086 He's old, but he still as wits about him. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
4087 You seem to be hiding the rest of the world behind your back! 1.2029 0.03870 138 113 22 3
4088 Your mamma's so flat.... 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
4089 'It's a compelling argument but I still you're flat!' 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
4090 The earth is flat. Don't believe my opponents crazy idea otherwise. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
4091 I would like to ask my opponent in this debate 'Why she did not speak up before !" 1.2027 0.04175 148 125 16 7
4092 First, a shout-out to the Greelcruffs of Kalaxon 5 for hosting this event... 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
4093 Climate change is fake news! 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
4094 Simply put the world is a teenager, she's moody and climate change is temporary 1.2026 0.03514 153 124 27 2
4095 And this balloon represents his inflated view of America.... 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
4096 Mr. Atlas, will you please step out? 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
4097 I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine,... you’re no Jack Kennedy. 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
4098 Due to space limitations I will gain be representing Jupiter. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
4099 I would like to point out that this candidate has ignored New zealand! 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
4100 If elected, I promise to save the planet by shrinking it. 1.2016 0.04126 124 102 19 3
4101 Hold on, hold on! What about my needs? 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
4102 But all she offers is a noun , a verb and "Climate Change" 1.2016 0.04173 129 107 18 4
4103 And where is "the planet" Pluto, today? 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
4104 Despite repeated denials it's obvious my opponent is flat. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
4105 Despite appearances, I am quite certain the earth is flat! 1.2015 0.04339 134 113 15 6
4106 See for yourself; there’s no evidence of global warming whatsoever. 1.2015 0.03932 134 110 21 3
4107 This proves there is no such thing as global warming. 1.2014 0.04232 139 117 16 6
4108 When in debate, I simply prefer to roll over. 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
4109 This world's too big for the both of us. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
4110 JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE BIGGER..!!!!!!! 1.2014 0.04587 139 120 10 9
4111 Our guest speaker tonight, on the topic of Climate Change, is Gaia. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
4112 In a sinister move, Presidential Hopeful raises Carbon levels in order to melt his opponent during a nationally televised debate.” 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
4113 My opponent uses a lot of big words, but what does he have to back them up? 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
4114 We are the world, we are the children ... 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
4115 And now speaking about global warming, The World! 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
4116 Hey, hey - no need to get so hot-headed. I was just saying that climate change isn't our top priority right now. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
4117 Global warming is no excuse for all that hot air. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
4118 I can now say with absolute certainty: Earth is as flat as a pancake! 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
4119 I’m for open borders—but all you say is “Build the Canal.” 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
4120 At the top you see the land mass that is causing the system collapse. 1.2013 0.04362 149 128 12 9
4121 You don't scare me 1.2013 0.04038 149 125 18 6
4122 I don't care what you say, global warming does't exist! 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
4123 How do you go to the bathroom? 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
4124 May I submit to you that I do have a very worldly view of things 1.2013 0.03655 159 131 24 4
4125 No, I did not say that your hot flashes were caused by global warming. 1.2012 0.03585 164 135 25 4
4126 Uhh...How do you raise the microphone again? 1.2012 0.03618 169 140 24 5
4127 What America needs right now is an outsider. 1.2000 0.04201 120 99 18 3
4128 I'm letting you know at the onset that I won't be bullied during this debate. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
4129 ...and in the upper left the former 48 States, as they appeared pre-climate change. 1.2000 0.04045 135 112 19 4
4130 Don't forget without me you are nothing. 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
4131 No, we will not listen to your conplaints! 1.2000 0.03687 130 105 24 1
4132 Xenophobic nightmare comes true. 1.2000 0.03926 155 130 19 6
4133 the old Al Gore in my space act will not do, Sir! 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
4134 This isn’t fair! I can’t debate CLIMATE SCIENCE with Mother Earth !! 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
4135 Uh, oh... looks like spaceship earth just squashed our next speaker. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
4136 And now for the opposing viewpoint... 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
4137 So-you're feeling warmer. Could it be menopause? 1.2000 0.04335 150 129 12 9
4138 Is it true what Beyoncé’ says, do girls run the World? 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
4139 In conclusion, it's cold outside. 1.2000 0.04179 135 113 17 5
4140 Imma let you finish. 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
4141 Now, tell them about the hurt you felt when you learned you were oval and not a circle. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
4142 Why can't we just all get along? 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
4143 Global warming is REAL!! I feel it in my core! 1.2000 0.04364 120 100 16 4
4144 My opponent's arguments are giving a whole new meaning to the flat earth theory! 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
4145 Stop generalizing! 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
4146 You may be a world renowned expert, but I think I know my constituents! 1.2000 0.03474 155 126 27 2
4147 ok, Gaia, speak into the mike 1.2000 0.03998 130 107 20 3
4148 Now just minute, I think your anti-flat earth bias is showing! 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
4149 I'm happy to introduce the globe, who will testify that it has a fever. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
4150 Everything gets so blown out of proportion these days. 1.2000 0.03988 145 121 19 5
4151 As you can see, the world is HUGE, the biggest you will ever see. And , as you can also see, absolutely flat. 1.2000 0.03900 150 125 20 5
4152 "The opposition has been overcome by the weight of the world." 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
4153 Some things will go on, with us or without us. 1.2000 0.03846 130 106 22 2
4154 Hold on you mean there’s no one left to represent your planet? 1.2000 0.03609 145 118 25 2
4155 Be specific. 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
4156 And another thing... 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
4157 This... all of the world, is a LIAR! 1.1988 0.03720 161 134 22 5
4158 The SCIENTISTS?? And now even YOU say you're too hot. Why don't you just turn down the air conditioning? 1.1988 0.03823 161 135 20 6
4159 When you're hot, you're not! 1.1988 0.03823 161 135 20 6
4160 And by 2019, construction was begun on the Great Wall of Canada. 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
4161 "So you're committed to saving the world, are you? And just why should we believe that you're any different from the rest?" 1.1987 0.03796 156 130 21 5
4162 This is where we were coming from before landing on Mar... 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
4163 And I say global warming is a hoax! 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
4164 I agree...the Dolphins should take over the world. 1.1987 0.03642 151 124 24 3
4165 Give us 22 minutes and we'll give you the world. 1.1987 0.03391 151 122 28 1
4166 I'm not flat! 1.1987 0.03989 151 127 18 6
4167 On second thought, if we build a Second Tiny wall just South of the Banana Republics, Americans could once again enjoy their restful evenings. We would in essence be left with only one Sh_t hole country at our Southern boarder instead of eight." 1.1986 0.04080 146 123 17 6
4168 Hold it right there, tubby. 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
4169 I say to all of you in the audience. Will you elect a flat candidate who continues to use this stage in order to circumvent the major issues? 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
4170 Folks, please welcome Gaia here - she is in town just to soak up a little atmosphere... 1.1986 0.03841 146 121 21 4
4171 Sir, you speak roundly! 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
4172 But the emails... 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
4173 And now, we will listen to my opponent's view from the world-at-large. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
4174 Mr. Earth wait your turn 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
4175 To achieve world peace we must not tolerate the image of North America spitting on South America 1.1985 0.04406 136 116 13 7
4176 And as final proof that what I'm saying is inarguable, please note that my opponent stands mute! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
4177 It's not only warming, it's deflating! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
4178 Your argument is flat, and your logic is confined in a circle. 1.1985 0.03588 136 110 25 1
4179 People of Earth, you are making it really warm in here. 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
4180 You claim to be well rounded, but as everyone can see, you just fall flat. 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
4181 I can see your ice cap, need I say more? 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
4182 As you can see, Gandalph has turned himself into an giant inflatable globe. I am sure what point he is making, but I think any prick would be able to pop a hole in his argument. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
4183 please let me speak, for I am your home. 1.1984 0.04066 126 104 19 3
4184 Ladies and gentlemen, speaking sui generis tonight....! 1.1977 0.03261 172 140 30 2
4185 And do not refer to my opponent as "Homey"! 1.1975 0.03593 162 134 24 4
4186 Trump Tower” here, “Trump Tower” there, “Trump Tower” everywhere 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
4187 Speaking for myself... 1.1975 0.03551 157 129 25 3
4188 How can we trust my opponent after Krakatoa? 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
4189 Whoa, let's not let your problems get too big. 1.1975 0.03551 157 129 25 3
4190 Wait! Don't take my spotlight 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
4191 oh shit i live there 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
4192 Earth to the rebuttal! 1.1973 0.03938 147 123 19 5
4193 Look people. I know that check-in was a nightmare. Please be patient. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
4194 I was told this will be the most watched debate ever. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
4195 If you look closely, the other speaker is now swimming near the Panama Canal. 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
4196 For a little help in finally solving the mystery, please join me in welcoming Easter Island to the stage. 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
4197 Now let’s see if those heads on Easter Island can talk. 1.1972 0.03902 142 118 20 4
4198 Can we really take the word of someone on NASA's payroll? 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
4199 The flat earth society won't debate me 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
4200 My response to that is if Earth doesn't Love it here then he can Leave 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
4201 Based on the facts before us, my opponent cannot disprove my assertion that black is land and white is water. 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
4202 City Arts and Lectures is proud to welcome the Pacific Gyre. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
4203 Welcome to our world. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
4204 Another rude inter-eruption. 1.1970 0.04491 132 113 12 7
4205 OMG! The globe is only two-dimensional. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
4206 I am ashamed because I know what my opponent is. He is a racist. He is a con man. And he is a cheat. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
4207 Now don't you get heated with me! 1.1969 0.03714 127 103 23 1
4208 Right but if I go, you’re coming with me. 1.1969 0.04477 127 108 13 6
4209 Time and again my opponent’s inaccurate projections have distorted reality and that should shake us all to our cores. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
4210 She doesn’t even go here! 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
4211 My opponent has water on the brain. 1.1965 0.03445 173 143 26 4
4212 Oh! Great Mother tell us if we are exceptional? 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
4213 “I will not debate this any further! Obviously the Earth is flat!” -Dr. Flat Earther “Mother Earth, your rebuttle?” -Debate Coordinator “Now I know you didn’t just call your Momma Flat!” 1.1962 0.03643 158 131 23 4
4214 I tried to friend you on Facebook. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
4215 Atlas shrugged, then stumbled. 1.1961 0.03716 153 127 22 4
4216 Global Warming Show & Tell 1.1961 0.03599 153 126 24 3
4217 Guys, I think Earth wants no-deal Universexit... 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
4218 I must say my opponent looks unusually discomforting today. 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
4219 I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy. 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
4220 What in the World is This! 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
4221 Wee man, Americans, all of us, refuse to bow down to dictators! 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
4222 If being wordly, were all you require, take my opponent. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
4223 We now want to kick-off the planetary session of the conference... 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
4224 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, my opponent is full of nothing but hot air. 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
4225 Science has not yet provided sufficient evidence! 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
4226 And my opponent, who is pro global warming, is just a hot head. 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
4227 I've seen global warming, and you sir- are no global warming. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
4228 My opponent is making heated arguments using constantly changing half truths. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
4229 What I have here today is a revolution in the world of earth science! 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
4230 Please, there's no need for ad hominem attacks. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
4231 Like I said before, you are as flat as your affect! 1.1953 0.03386 169 139 27 3
4232 Gaia Rights Debate 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
4233 My name is Scott Pilgrim. 1.1951 0.03447 164 135 26 3
4234 Sure, you’re worldly, but I figured out how to keep subscribers signed-into The New Yorker websites! 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
4235 I think all of you can see that I am perfectly comfortable standing here; that there is not a single degree of excessive heat coming off of my opponent...clearly she's lying!! 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
4236 To my left is the... competition. 1.1948 0.03807 154 129 20 5
4237 How unfair of you to call me anti-globalist! 1.1948 0.03578 154 127 24 3
4238 At the Global Convention, there was no getting around the fact that the Earth is indeed round. 1.1946 0.03522 149 122 25 2
4239 And so, in conclusion, I challenge you, the world, to commit to be a cleaner and more empathetic place. 1.1946 0.03649 149 123 23 3
4240 My world view? I see the big picture as if it's standing right in front of me. 1.1944 0.03724 144 119 22 3
4241 Stop orbiting around and firm up your position already! 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
4242 It was Stew against the World. 1.1942 0.04069 139 117 17 5
4243 Okay, I admit it - global warming is real and we need to cut greenhouse gas emissions! 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
4244 Planet Podium gets heated. 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
4245 As you can see, there’s a world of difference between our opinions here.” Sasha Smith, New York Cit 1.1942 0.04195 139 118 15 6
4246 I don’t care what you say. Global warming is a myth!! 1.1942 0.04317 139 119 13 7
4247 My opponent's foreign policy promises are grossly inflated. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
4248 And I submit that the real crisis is that you're full of sh*thole countries! 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
4249 Just give it up. We all know you’re flat. 1.1940 0.04031 134 112 18 4
4250 I’m King of the world!! 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
4251 It's time to meet our first panelist on "Planetary Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!" 1.1939 0.03428 165 136 26 3
4252 To answer your question, no, not conjoined twins. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
4253 This really is a global movement. 1.1938 0.04273 129 109 15 5
4254 Oh, but before they claimed that the science around climate change spoke for itself. 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
4255 My opponent seems needlessly hot under the collar. 1.1935 0.04235 124 104 16 4
4256 Will the distinguished planet yield to a spec? 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
4257 Sure,North America is a major world power. But weren't you made in China ? 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
4258 Except for the commies, not so many s-hole countries in this hemisphere. 1.1931 0.03951 145 122 18 5
4259 My opponent is blue with envy. Even if some think he is deep he is changing and can not be trusted. 1.1931 0.03432 145 118 26 1
4260 No, no, I said, “Africa.” 1.1931 0.03569 145 119 24 2
4261 Shape up or we'll move out. 1.1931 0.03828 145 121 20 4
4262 I’m afraid you’re not as big as you used to be. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
4263 You expect people to believe that Natural Order is an argument. 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
4264 You're on sitting on the axis of evil! 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
4265 Don’t believe Mother. She’s full of hot air! 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
4266 Hold you comments. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
4267 I don't care what you say, you're not changing! 1.1928 0.03514 166 138 24 4
4268 And I’m against globe-alization too! 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
4269 Yes, I know the routine; ' HE has, you & me sister, in HIS hands ...Blah, blah, the WHOLE world in HIS hands....' So, pray tell, how is HE able to 'wash his hands? 1.1926 0.04139 135 114 16 5
4270 Weather as we knew it has left the building........ 1.1925 0.03791 161 136 19 6
4271 Our speaker is the world famous bubble gum champ. 1.1925 0.03688 161 135 21 5
4272 That's the classic 'appeal to the masses' fallacy! 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
4273 Did the dinosaurs vote for that idea, World? 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
4274 Wait, you were supposed to come in later! 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
4275 The potentially deleterious consequences of climate change will never be a concept that any right-thinking person will ever warm-up to and embrace. 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
4276 Ther are two sides on this issue! 1.1921 0.03480 151 124 25 2
4277 I refuse to yield my time to my blue and green colleague. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4278 Your comments mean the world to me! 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4279 My opponent is perfectly comfortable with 3rd place. I say, you deserve better. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4280 I mean,aren't people only supposed to be 70% water? 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4281 But I like my pickup truck, Mr. Earth 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4282 This proves that his beach ball is bigger than any other president's! 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
4283 ...and on this side, we have the perfect example of 'the Haves versus the Have-nots.'" 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
4284 Remember planets are for people! 1.1917 0.04150 120 100 17 3
4285 ...and here we see a crazy chicken and a tornado. 1.1916 0.03886 167 143 16 8
4286 You can feel the heat 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
4287 During this debate on climate policy I 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
4288 You know, you can be kind of a bully! 1.1915 0.03617 141 116 23 2
4289 Obviously,my opponent doesn't even belong in this universe! 1.1914 0.03561 162 135 23 4
4290 No, YOU'RE the puppet. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
4291 and now- to speak its own case - May I introduce Earth 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
4292 You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one… 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
4293 When I said you were his oyster, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1911 0.03397 157 129 26 2
4294 If I am elected, I will represent more than just the Americas! 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
4295 Act like the whole world is about to judge your speech. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
4296 Ladies and gentlemen, my opponent is a flat-earther in globalist clothing. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
4297 Atlas, I finally get to debate my opponent 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
4298 Stop following me around the stage. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
4299 Harvard, harder to get to than the North Pole. 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
4300 I speak for the world. 1.1908 0.03819 152 128 19 5
4301 Mr. Earth, I'm not sure you're seeing things correctly, but clearly you are flatter than the postcard I sent to my friend across your Atlantic Ocean. 1.1908 0.03583 152 126 23 3
4302 Trump: There's no global warming as you can see. 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
4303 I've set up this debate to discuss the merits of scaleability 1.1908 0.03512 173 145 23 5
4304 Unfortunately, Mr. Trump is unable to join us for this evening's Meteorological Society " Climate Futures" debate ...so let's move straight on to the weather forecast now and have a look at the chart for the next couple of days... 1.1905 0.04019 147 125 16 6
4305 You and me against the world, Sometimes it seems like you and me against the world. 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
4306 Do you think you can unilaterally decide on the future of the Earth? 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
4307 Make North America great again! 1.1902 0.03320 163 134 27 2
4308 My opponent can't even control his own warming. 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
4309 Now time to welcome Christopher Columbus to the stage, and let him tell us what he thought would happen next. 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
4310 Protect it? Please! Don't be swayed by my opponents leftist liberal agenda. 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
4311 My opponent claims his climate is changing, yet he says nothing to defend himself here ... on the world stage. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
4312 My opponent in this climate change debate can't even speak up for itself. Why on earth should we believe it? 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
4313 If I hear you conflate climate and weather one more time, I’m going to roll over you. 1.1898 0.04083 137 116 16 5
4314 Today's hypothetical is God doing a make over." 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
4315 Nonsense! My argument represents the greater good. 1.1898 0.03811 137 114 20 3
4316 I really hate these debate competitions where I’m supposed to defend the use of fossil fuels. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
4317 See there the earth is round. 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
4318 I've got the world on a podium. 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
4319 I'm entitled to my opinion! 1.1892 0.03757 148 124 20 4
4320 Cool your rhetoric! Your stormy outbursts will convince no one. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
4321 Furthermore, warmer temperatures decrease my steak grilling time and shorten the time it takes for my bathtub to fill up with hot water. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
4322 The dream of a post-border continent...of course we'll call it America. 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
4323 Watch out world, I'm coming for you! 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
4324 As you can clearly see in this debate, denial of global warming just got the better of my esteemed colleague. 1.1892 0.03994 148 126 16 6
4325 I am *paying* for this microphone! 1.1890 0.03413 164 136 25 3
4326 We made Americas great again, tomorrow the world. 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
4327 Stop parroting liberal talking points! 1.1890 0.03521 164 137 23 4
4328 Hey, there's no need to be snippy. 1.1890 0.03302 164 135 27 2
4329 now will you please stop interrupting! 1.1890 0.04291 127 108 14 5
4330 And Mexico, no South America will pay for the wall ! 1.1888 0.03837 143 120 19 4
4331 And now for our TWED talk! 1.1887 0.03475 159 132 24 3
4332 And finally, we are pleased that Gaia has accepted the position of head of the EPA. 1.1887 0.03588 159 133 22 4
4333 Excuse me, I’m speaking now. You’ll get your turn. 1.1885 0.04088 122 102 17 3
4334 The World can speak for herself! 1.1884 0.03786 138 115 20 3
4335 Mother does NOT always know best! 1.1883 0.03419 154 127 25 2
4336 Keep your cool! You're not THAT big Ms. Earth. 1.1883 0.03541 154 128 23 3
4337 as you already know … my opponent refutes my explanation as to who is responsible for global warming 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
4338 Now it's your turn, Mother Nature. 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
4339 Now, those running on the Democratic side are… 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
4340 And now welcome our special gue... STOP! 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
4341 Don't worry, you've only got the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.1879 0.03482 149 123 24 2
4342 Before we blame this all on climate change, let's just see where you are in your cycle. 1.1879 0.03482 149 123 24 2
4343 So you want me to explain why I'm thinking of turning off the magnetic field.. 1.1879 0.03482 149 123 24 2
4344 My opponent wants you to think she looks out all of us. But did you know that billions on Earth are terribly poor — and what's more, they're mostly people of color? So, I ask you this: Who's really looking out for you? Earth? Or me, Pete Buttigieg? 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
4345 I just rolled in from orbit and boy, is my ozone layer depleted! 1.1879 0.03482 149 123 24 2
4346 Now, let's hear from planet Earth herself and her opinions on whether Pluto should be a planet or not. Ms. Earth, can you tell us what you think? 1.1879 0.03605 165 139 21 5
4347 I object! My opponent is lurking again. 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
4348 That explains the gaping hole in the wall... 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
4349 My opponent calls it Climate Change. I call it a flip-flop. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
4350 First my opponent went on about the global economy. Then he ranted about global warming. I say "America First!" 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
4351 And we're building a moat around our hemisphere to keep the hot air n. 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
4352 Go West People, Go West! 1.1875 0.04113 128 108 16 4
4353 You appear to be as healthy as can be but our industry is polluted from all the regulations! 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
4354 Sure! Lord it OVER us! 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
4355 And here at long last, before you, is proof of the Southeast Passage!! 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
4356 God thought it would be better for it to come straight from the horse's mouth. 1.1875 0.03683 144 120 21 3
4357 Welcome. Be my guest. 1.1875 0.03220 160 131 28 1
4358 Um, actually, Global Warming is fake news; you have no evidence to prove it otherwise. 1.1875 0.04260 128 109 14 5
4359 I’m Donald Trump!!! 1.1875 0.03813 144 121 19 4
4360 I have it in good authority that my opponent feels indebted to China. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
4361 And if we look to my left, I can show you the world. Shinning, shimmering, splendid” 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
4362 Who speaks for Earth? (And thank you, Carl Sagan, for asking us this question a while ago.) 1.1871 0.03473 139 114 24 1
4363 Man needs to take into account, Mother nature has an opinion too. 1.1871 0.03761 139 116 20 3
4364 You win, there is global warming plus global shrinkage. 1.1871 0.04156 139 119 14 6
4365 Your natural resources? 1.1871 0.03897 139 117 18 4
4366 And I resent, Sir, the implication that I have just flooded you with a bunch of hot air!" 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
4367 It is my pleasure to introduce the talk “The minor challenge society is facing today” 1.1871 0.04029 139 118 16 5
4368 It's just not economically feasible! 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
4369 There you go again...trying to get the last word. 1.1870 0.03530 123 100 23 0
4370 Look at you. You ought to sweat off a few pounds. 1.1870 0.03889 123 102 19 2
4371 You’ve no rights because you’re not registered. 1.1867 0.03482 166 139 23 4
4372 I dont care what you look like, I still say your flat! 1.1867 0.03588 150 125 22 3
4373 And you, my friend, or a radical environmentalist! 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
4374 Your issues are too big, I can't hear any more. 1.1867 0.03329 150 123 26 1
4375 Will you just listen to me mother? Can't you see the world's changing? 1.1867 0.03944 150 128 16 6
4376 You haven't changed at all. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
4377 I tell you, I am as diwn to earth as my opponent. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
4378 And now, back by popular demand, put your hands together for GOD! 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
4379 The next speaker will be satellited in once we have a lnk 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
4380 My opponent's campaign is a one-issue wonder. 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
4381 I will destroy you mother! 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
4382 I’ll agree with one thing my opponent just said: Voters have a critical choice to make next Tuesday. 1.1862 0.03527 145 120 23 2
4383 I know you're upset about the receding hair line, we're working on new treatments. 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
4384 Stop trying to pull me off my tangent 1.1860 0.04084 129 109 16 4
4385 I don't care how loud you yell sir, I'm always going to be round. 1.1860 0.03775 129 107 20 2
4386 You had the whole world . Apparently you still have it on your shoulders. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
4387 Yes, it's the first World End, and is only available until Doomsday! 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
4388 Look! You can see..... " We are the WORLD!!" 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
4389 I knew you'd say, "Proof is staring you in the face", that does not change my argument, climate change is a hoax!" 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
4390 My opponent in today's debate is an old friend I haven't seen for 30 years...all I can say is ,it's a small world..... 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4391 AI Maps 4.0 will roll out this Spring 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4392 And in 2020, I'll be making America even greater. ALL of it. 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4393 Enough hperglobe! 1.1857 0.04002 140 119 16 5
4394 Look I hate to break it to you but if you’re round then that would make me wrong, which is simply impossible. 1.1856 0.03463 167 140 23 4
4395 I am not a resource. I am the World. 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
4396 'My opponent is an enemy of the People ' 1.1854 0.03688 151 127 20 4
4397 However, my opponent... 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
4398 on the other side of the coi 1.1852 0.03670 135 112 21 2
4399 Stop. I'll go first. Then, it's your turn. garygcampbell@comcast.net 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
4400 I am the Donald and you are not even a grain of sand in the Universe. 1.1849 0.04008 146 125 15 6
4401 We will now hear from the world champion speaker. 1.1849 0.04297 119 101 14 4
4402 What the hell is going on with Global Waming? 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
4403 I feel hot 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
4404 This is not the way New Zealand wanted to get on the map. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
4405 And my oponit claims to have the weight of the world on his shoulders! But” 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
4406 My opponent only cares about himself when it comes to his policies. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
4407 And, now, a word from the world. World take it away. 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
4408 .....and that's why you are on a stage now. 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
4409 If you're so round, why are you standing still? 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
4410 You are a cheap recreation of my Mother! 1.1842 0.04006 152 131 14 7
4411 And that little spot in the muddle is Brexit. 1.1842 0.03545 152 127 22 3
4412 A whole new world -a new fantastic point of view... 1.1842 0.03666 152 128 20 4
4413 They're coming by the millions, folks! 1.1840 0.03397 163 136 24 3
4414 As promised; the worldly viewpoint! 1.1838 0.03493 136 112 23 1
4415 But what about Newfoundland? 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
4416 Before you continue, what we’re the dinosaurs really like? 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
4417 I'd like to introduce our keynote speaker, who has a World of comments to share. 1.1837 0.03347 147 121 25 1
4418 Tonight, Earth is on fire! 1.1835 0.03685 158 134 19 5
4419 Holy fucking shit it's the entire Earth and I'm supposed to debate it wtf lol. 1.1832 0.04169 131 112 14 5
4420 I'm sorry, where exactly is your mouth? Or your eyes? It's a small thing, but I like to look people in the eyes when I speak to them. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
4421 Bye, bye, Miss American Pie 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
4422 At least Pluto is not Flat 1.1831 0.03821 142 120 18 4
4423 And regardless of the terraqueous knowledge of my opponent... 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
4424 You don't seem to be going around the sun right now. 1.1831 0.03550 142 118 22 2
4425 It's ideas like those that let the terra-rists win. 1.1831 0.04074 142 122 14 6
4426 When I said. “What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!” I was just being rhetorical. 1.1831 0.03407 142 117 24 1
4427 They're weren't kidding when they said his speech was out of this world 1.1831 0.03550 142 118 22 2
4428 I want to point out that my opponent's fake sunny smile is proof that there is no such thing as climate change. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
4429 Whoa! The small globe! 1.1829 0.03487 164 138 22 4
4430 World, shmorld, after taxes we got what? 1.1829 0.03378 164 137 24 3
4431 My worthy opponent is clearly full of hot air! 1.1829 0.03796 164 141 16 7
4432 A flat earth is not really up for debate. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
4433 This is the Southland. You can’t express those views. 1.1825 0.03622 137 114 21 2
4434 Clearly we are in agreement. You seem to be warming up to my belief that fossil fuel consumption is harmless. 1.1825 0.03907 137 116 17 4
4435 WAAA WAAA WAAA! All my opponent does is complain! 1.1825 0.04042 137 117 15 5
4436 Hello. I'm Donald Trump. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
4437 '"You're no ball of fire either." 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
4438 Let’s give a rousing welcome to our keynote speaker, The Global Economy! 1.1824 0.03327 148 122 25 1
4439 While you do have a very compelling case supporting Flat Earth, I must remind you that your word is "loquacious". 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
4440 I'm sure we can all agree ... 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
4441 Now, direct your eyes to the big blue ball to my left. 1.1824 0.03439 159 133 23 3
4442 They're All against me, every last one of them! 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
4443 Indiana Jones and The Temple Doomed By Global Warming 1.1818 0.04048 143 123 14 6
4444 You're damn right I'll go up against you! 1.1818 0.03248 165 137 26 2
4445 My opponent is racist. 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
4446 And how does your agenda help us? 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
4447 Mother knows best.” Lynne Ruffini, West Hurley, N 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
4448 Introducing.......World B. Free!!!!!! 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
4449 You're not real, so therefore I win! 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
4450 Here we have a contemporary, three dimensional interpretation of a Michelangelo, two dimensional rendering found on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel 1.1818 0.04140 132 113 14 5
4451 This appears to make my colleague's argument moot 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
4452 It's high time the voice of Earth is heard now. 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
4453 You may be the entire planet earth, but you're not God. So shut up. 1.1818 0.04048 143 123 14 6
4454 My Opponent maintains he's the salt of the earth! 1.1818 0.03528 143 119 22 2
4455 Help me welcome our guest speaker - the creator of the Flat Earth Society! 1.1818 0.03892 121 101 18 2
4456 Thank you Earth for your introduction. As you can see the Western Hemisphere matters and we are going to be great again! 1.1818 0.03537 132 109 22 1
4457 My opponent isn't who they say they are. In fact, I have it on good authority they're nothing more than a Van der Grinten projection. 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
4458 This would be a lot easier if I was flat. 1.1818 0.03385 143 118 24 1
4459 Your five minutes are up! Moderator--! 1.1818 0.03251 154 127 26 1
4460 Please wait until I call on you. 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
4461 Let me get my lever. 1.1813 0.03489 171 145 21 5
4462 i am for peace, where my opponent is obviously for world 1.1812 0.03642 160 136 19 5
4463 You come here and accuse me of taking money from Big Oil when you’re no stranger to Big Earth 1.1812 0.03570 149 125 21 3
4464 I don't care what you say, I'm right! 1.1812 0.03933 149 128 15 6
4465 Your lectern was only meant for Al Gore. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
4466 “Lord save us ... America First!” 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
4467 Hold on a minute, now. That's just YOUR opinion! 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
4468 Excuse me, Globe Guy, but it’s not like you have a say in this any more! 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
4469 Man has debate with the earth 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
4470 The last thing the world needs is more north-centric rhetoric. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
4471 Get real- with the Wall nearly done and 2% of the world's population behind me, why do I need to listen to a bunch of losers like you? 1.1811 0.04390 127 110 11 6
4472 You don't intimidate me...there is no such thing as climate change. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
4473 Today the world is recursive. 1.1807 0.03449 166 140 22 4
4474 All our problems are here, join my campaign to find a new planet. 1.1807 0.03553 166 141 20 5
4475 According to science, she's not qualified to lead the universe. She can't manage her own house! 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
4476 I don't see Nations! I see Dictators! 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
4477 World domination is so seventeen century. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
4478 Please lower your weather. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
4479 Our next speaker has a world of experience in Human Lack-of-Change Studies. 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
4480 And I see that you have 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of weight on your shoulders. 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
4481 It's all about us 1.1806 0.03772 144 122 18 4
4482 Lord, God, what a majority! 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
4483 Where in the world are we? 1.1806 0.03506 144 120 22 2
4484 I see right through all those phony warm feelings you're projecting. 1.1805 0.03672 133 111 20 2
4485 But the A.C.'s on! 1.1805 0.03513 133 110 22 1
4486 I was thinking much flatter. 1.1801 0.03727 161 138 17 6
4487 And no matter what my opponent thinks... 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
4488 No matter what the entire world says, I still think it's a Chinese hoax. 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
4489 Look, the earth has come to take revenge on us for taking its polar ice cap, I really want to say I told you so! 1.1800 0.03147 150 123 27 0
4490 What do you mean Nancy Pelosi sent you to refute the emergency need for a beautiful border wall? 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
4491 All those running against the GOP incumbent in the 2020 Presidential election, shout, "Facts are not fake news." 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
4492 You say you feel bloated? 1.1799 0.03269 139 114 25 0
4493 Love, sweet love, is what you say you need. What I say is that you need to cool down.... 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
4494 'Turn around. Show everyone the old earth'. 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
4495 I did see your Instagram Story yesterday. I agree with you—the whole wide world is officially out of my hands. 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
4496 Just another Davos-style globalist. 1.1795 0.03462 156 131 22 3
4497 Man: It's not all about you. 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
4498 Morphing is impressive. But I offer stability! 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
4499 You've never done one single thing for the American public! 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
4500 Weltanschauung, Schweltanschauung 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
4501 At the very least we can save this Earth. 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
4502 I should at least be King of the Western Hemisphere, if not the whole world! 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
4503 And that is why I think the earth is flat 1.1791 0.03798 134 113 18 3
4504 I just don't see any proof of climate change 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
4505 Have you no sense of decency, sir? 1.1788 0.03399 151 126 23 2
4506 As you can see the world is very very bigly. 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
4507 My opponent is worthy, but easily influenced by fake science. 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
4508 Your points are falling a bit flat 1.1786 0.03961 140 120 15 5
4509 Holy guacamole, it is about to burst! 1.1786 0.03403 140 116 23 1
4510 But can my opponent promise "Free Pizza Fridays"? 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
4511 Some say he’s got the whole world on his stand but l know better! 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
4512 You and whose army?! 1.1786 0.03411 168 142 22 4
4513 Yeah, don’t flat-earth yourself. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
4514 I’ve changed my mind. There is such a thing as climate change! 1.1783 0.03321 157 131 24 2
4515 Frank lost his job and reputation shortly after his misguided attempt at a “Heavenly Body” joke. #earthtoo 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
4516 I think you're being more than a little hysterical 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
4517 Does anyone know what this sphere is trying to tell us? 1.1783 0.03724 129 108 19 2
4518 They come in peace, they’re only looking for water, air and shelter. 1.1781 0.03323 146 121 24 1
4519 Just cool off, you hoaxer!! 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
4520 Yeah, but Columbus was a moron, and anyway that don't prove you ain't flat... 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
4521 I do not identify this as the earth. The earth should be flat, not like a ball. Every politician knows that. 1.1781 0.03970 146 126 14 6
4522 I suppose you're going to argue that the environment is more important than the environment. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
4523 And now a rebuttal from Terra Cotta 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
4524 And the Lord Sayeth, "America shall have dominion over all the beasts of the earth and the birds of the air." 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
4525 The real Inconvenient Truth is that my opponent brought globe for his demonstration that is much too large. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
4526 I strongly disbelieve my opponent's plan to raise temperatures and wash away my ignorance. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
4527 I knew America. America was a friend of mine. Believe me, Senator, you're no American! 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
4528 America is now GREAT! Promise Made, Promise Kept 1.1776 0.03972 152 132 13 7
4529 And if I am elected that's what you'll get. 1.1776 0.03628 152 129 19 4
4530 I am telling you, and you can believe me. It's fake news! Your atmosphere is not heating up! 1.1774 0.04292 124 107 12 5
4531 My opponent would have you believe the world is his oyster! 1.1773 0.03381 141 117 23 1
4532 Yes an SUV. What are you driving at?" 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
4533 May I call you Ted? 1.1773 0.03669 141 119 19 3
4534 Please....stop globalizing the solution to climate change! 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
4535 I've been upstaged by a prop! 1.1772 0.03967 158 138 12 8
4536 No, no, no. It's not DAIS ex machina." 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
4537 Are you sure climate change is real? 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
4538 And now we shall hear from Halliwell, our correspondent who is sheltering near that sqiggly line by the Bering Sea. 1.1769 0.03302 147 122 24 1
4539 When Xi speaks America listens 1.1769 0.03825 147 126 16 5
4540 Think global, vote local politician. 1.1769 0.03440 147 123 22 2
4541 Don't judge me! 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
4542 Your head is so big, it won't fit in the continent of Europe! 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
4543 You're such a loser. 1.1765 0.03598 136 114 20 2
4544 Unlike my opponent, I will NOT play into partisan politics! 1.1765 0.03889 136 116 16 4
4545 Ok we are going to hear from Earth With her statement that we all agree that it should be Earth first. 1.1765 0.03281 136 112 24 0
4546 And if you'll look here at our 3D map. 1.1765 0.03598 136 114 20 2
4547 Digital, schmigital! I like tangible. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
4548 My sixty seconds isn't up yet! 1.1761 0.03505 142 119 21 2
4549 Before the Lorax... 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
4550 Apparently there is life on other planets too! 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
4551 I couldn't disagree more with the Senator from Everywhere. . . 1.1761 0.04035 142 123 13 6
4552 Give me a break! That's just a hoax invented by the Chinese. 1.1761 0.03909 142 122 15 5
4553 You heard what I said...climate change is a hoax! 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
4554 My opponent is a liar 1.1757 0.03419 148 124 22 2
4555 I promise to build a wall to keep out all who do not support social justice in the world. 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
4556 Me: *insert unfunny caption here* New Yorker: The Finalists 1.1757 0.04148 148 130 10 8
4557 Your rebuttal? 1.1756 0.03508 131 109 21 1
4558 I'll concede that heat causes expansion, but there's no evidence... 1.1753 0.03339 154 129 23 2
4559 And now our sponsor, Earth, Inc. -- working today for a better tomorrow. 1.1752 0.03999 137 118 14 5
4560 The world speaks, yet we acquiesce. 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
4561 Okay, is this, like, some kind of Ayn Rand thing? And if it is, should we call an ambulance? 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
4562 We didn't come here because of global warming, it was a hoax created by opposition. We came here to escape from Facebook, Google. 1.1748 0.04009 143 124 13 6
4563 Welcome, Mr. Trump! 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
4564 Stop! In the name of the Flat Earth Society! 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
4565 I don't care what her record says; I'm here to tell you that she's been flip-flopping for years. 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
4566 This is God’s view. See how easy it is to see the borders? 1.1748 0.03338 143 119 23 1
4567 And if you let them get the Senate and the White House, they'll eliminate all the borders. 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
4568 What my opponent said is wrong, there’s no such thing called “Global Warming”. 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
4569 I should have brought back up! 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
4570 The atmosphere in the room heats up as the Green Party candidate is asked about their views on Pluto's legitimacy 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
4571 There my opponent goes again, vastly exaggerating the situation." Krishna Winston Middletown C 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
4572 Or am I taking you out of context? 1.1742 0.04234 132 115 11 6
4573 . . . and furthermore, if you don't mend your ways, you'll be obsolete in just a few decades. 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
4574 Wait, you're not our next contestant. We must have you mixed up with Pangea. 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
4575 There you go again, avoiding specifics! 1.1739 0.03696 138 117 18 3
4576 May our best ever G.P.S. salesman R.I. P. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
4577 My main rebuttal? The world is not a podium. 1.1739 0.03238 138 114 24 0
4578 Ladies and gentleman...This is your world... 1.1737 0.03176 167 140 25 2
4579 My opponent can say what he will, but if I lose, you lose 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
4580 Okay, well hang on a minute Bill, let me finish. 1.1736 0.04103 144 126 11 7
4581 Today I invited someone of MY caliber. 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
4582 Is it getting hotter and hot in here could we mayb-" "I told you already we are not stopping this debate to get rid of C02! 1.1736 0.03461 144 121 21 2
4583 This is your central conceit, Mr. Trump. 1.1733 0.03242 150 125 24 1
4584 Whoa! You need to do something about that cough, 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
4585 The snowstorm was a little bigger than we anticipated. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
4586 I hereby announce my intention to quit if you don’t treat me with respect it’s your call. 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
4587 The crushing silence from the United States. 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
4588 It’s about time someone paid attention to me! 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
4589 As I filibuster, I feel like I carry the wait of the world. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
4590 Woah, slow your roll! I let you speak about climate change, but I wanna talk to you about global warming! 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
4591 Given your history of peaceful debate, I look forward to being slaughtered at the end of this one 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
4592 Help me, help you! 1.1726 0.03159 168 141 25 2
4593 My opponent doesn't know the first thing about global warming! 1.1724 0.03957 145 126 13 6
4594 Ok keep this image in your brain. Now imagine it just a blue ball of water... 1.1724 0.03302 174 148 22 4
4595 No, it is not yet your turn to speak 1.1722 0.03357 151 127 22 2
4596 I can show you, The World! 1.1722 0.03731 151 130 16 5
4597 Stop the earth I'm getting off. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
4598 My opponent demonstrates an extreme lack of focus! 1.1722 0.03486 151 128 20 3
4599 And I say that 70 percent of the Earth's surface is covered by Dihydrogen Oxide! 1.1720 0.03021 157 130 27 0
4600 I hope the next time I get a chance to have the floor I won't be interrupted. 1.1720 0.03280 157 132 23 2
4601 And on my right, your left, the representative from the Eastern Hemisphere 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
4602 And here we see the famous Macondo projection.” 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
4603 My world is bigger than yours! 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
4604 You were saying? 1.1718 0.03651 163 141 16 6
4605 Are you going to freeze us or to cook us? 1.1716 0.03749 134 114 17 3
4606 Forget voting red or blue, let's talk green! 1.1714 0.03197 140 116 24 0
4607 this bitch right here looking so fat, he's looking so fat that he makes jupiter look like a WHITE DWARF!!! haha but for real, without this guy i wouldn't have a career... so let's hear it for global warming! i love you man, i fucking love you! 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
4608 I'll stop the world and melt with you. 1.1714 0.03354 140 117 22 1
4609 My worthy opponent is Earth, a planet in the Sol System. As you can see it is, of course, flat. 1.1714 0.03919 140 121 14 5
4610 Caps off to you, my friend. 1.1712 0.03553 146 124 19 3
4611 Really? I‘m sweltering over here, and now you tell me the mike was off the entire time? 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
4612 Is this the world on your shoulders? 1.1712 0.03417 146 123 21 2
4613 My opponent seems to believe it’s a living breathing organism! 1.1712 0.03276 146 122 23 1
4614 And on the Seventh Day, we dug the Panama Canal... 1.1711 0.02864 187 156 30 1
4615 With my opponent's all consuming hot air indeed he will blow up our world. 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
4616 And who in the world can argue with a matzoh ball? 1.1711 0.03337 152 128 22 2
4617 If every vote counted, he wouldn't be your president. 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
4618 Don't say it! 1.1709 0.03500 158 135 19 4
4619 My opponent clearly lacks foresight on this matter... 1.1709 0.03613 158 136 17 5
4620 In a couple hundred years, this will look like Rodinia again... 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
4621 And now, for a sketchy view of the world...here’s Bob from our art department. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
4622 No, sorry, I can’t hear you. 1.1707 0.03525 164 141 18 5
4623 Oh, yeah ? Well, I have dominion! 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
4624 I don't care what you science-types say, there are NINE! Nine planets in the solar system! 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
4625 Yes, of course, there are lots of other women complaining about this sudden heat from time to time. However, this isn't a reason to change everything right now. 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
4626 We needed a roof, but we just built a wall! 1.1702 0.03893 141 122 14 5
4627 With all this green earth talk the world has got above itself. 1.1702 0.03481 141 119 20 2
4628 It's me or the Earth 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
4629 My opponent is obviously exaggerated." 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
4630 At the latest debate on climate change: “Upon further reflection, Mother Earth makes a valid point and I will stop driving my car immediately.” 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
4631 Well, the debate is nearly over. Man has summarily destroyed the Earth. 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
4632 The Midwest "Rules 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
4633 It really is a National emergency,we really are being over run! 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
4634 Despite what it says, the world’s roundness is a flat-out lie! 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
4635 But do you have a Twitter? 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
4636 These so-called "scientist" also claim that my opponent is *not* flat. 1.1697 0.03398 165 141 20 4
4637 I am the only person here to speak for the planet. If it's just me, clearly we are doomed. 1.1694 0.03750 124 105 17 2
4638 Clarify for the folks what you meant by 'the bubble bursting.' 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
4639 I present to you.....the world! 1.1692 0.03477 130 109 20 1
4640 They said I was paranoid!! 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
4641 You and your oceans ... you’re all wet, you’re always splashing and flooding with your waves and your tides and your deep blue sea. And I intend to put a stop to it! 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
4642 Just another liberal fake! Moses parted a red sea. 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
4643 My friends, manmade global warming is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people! 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
4644 ...and our specials today are Arctic avocado, Tundra tomatoes, and your all-time favourite — Frigid Framboise. 1.1692 0.03805 130 111 16 3
4645 Once and for all the world has come to make it case. 1.1691 0.03698 136 116 17 3
4646 You have no proof your stormy misbehavior is due to your alleged fever! 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
4647 You think you are a World Leader ? 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
4648 I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!! 1.1690 0.03458 142 120 20 2
4649 And the biggest loser is!? you guessed it. Us! 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
4650 As you can see the earth is huge. And some say it's growing. 1.1690 0.03156 142 118 24 0
4651 Vote for me because I know more than anyone in the whole world! 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
4652 I´m hot too. But you need to check your temper, Sharon! 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
4653 But you wouldn't even know about this "warming", without us telling you! 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
4654 Clearly, ladies and gentlemen, the ocean's carbon graphite level is a serious concern. 1.1689 0.03090 148 123 25 0
4655 My opponent would have you believe I am a solipsist! 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
4656 Elect me and I'll take that weight off your shoulders. 1.1689 0.03761 148 128 15 5
4657 Cheer up Greta Thunberg, there is HOPE 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
4658 Wall?Wall? We don't need no stinking walls. 1.1688 0.03888 154 135 12 7
4659 Granted, my opinion may not coincide with most ! 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
4660 These globalists don’t care about your or me! 1.1688 0.03888 154 135 12 7
4661 As you can see, and as my former colleague can attest, here we have an example of “global growing”! 1.1688 0.03166 154 129 24 1
4662 Don't get blown out of shape over climate control. 1.1687 0.03459 160 137 19 4
4663 I accuse my learned opponent of being biased on this matter. 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
4664 He's got the whole world behind that stand. He's got the whole world behind that stand. He's got the whole world behind that stand. HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD BEHIND THAT STAND!!! 1.1681 0.03834 119 101 16 2
4665 I agreed to debate WENDELL WILLKIE, not his book. 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
4666 You have corrupted our youth with threats and false promise! 1.1680 0.03891 125 107 15 3
4667 What is this? A world for ants? 1.1679 0.04077 131 114 12 5
4668 Sorry about abuse but we legally have eminent domain here. 1.1679 0.04077 131 114 12 5
4669 As you can see students, Upper Middlewestern nomenclature notwithstanding, cartographic rendering proves there’s really just one Great Lake plus a Great Pond. 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
4670 Whatever... 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
4671 It's either greenhouse gasses or me. Whatta ya got to lose? 1.1678 0.03712 143 123 16 4
4672 Try and talk your way out of this Mr. Trump 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
4673 My opponent is my oyster. 1.1678 0.03216 149 125 23 1
4674 You're big now, but wait until the Blobyack Extract Corporation gets done with you. 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
4675 OK, you've made your point! 1.1667 0.03196 150 126 23 1
4676 Debate me, coward! You won't. 1.1667 0.03188 162 137 23 2
4677 Don’t worry about raising the mike. The U.S. always speaks loudest. 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
4678 You raise a great point. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
4679 Now would you like to say anything, Afghanistan? 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
4680 No puppet. You're the puppet! 1.1667 0.03902 132 114 14 4
4681 Your climate changes far too quickly; you couldn't possibly be president! 1.1667 0.03420 162 139 19 4
4682 Make America Great Again 1.1667 0.03791 138 119 15 4
4683 I stand here at a podium opposite the planet Earth, which is apparently also here to debate. 1.1667 0.03129 156 131 24 1
4684 The good news is that fossil fuels still have a fighting chance 1.1667 0.03429 132 111 20 1
4685 Hello world what do you have to say for yourself. 1.1667 0.03269 144 121 22 1
4686 Global warming? Thats a lot of hot air. 1.1656 0.03239 157 133 22 2
4687 And then, God created Trump. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
4688 I shall now inflate this globe until it displays Earth on a realistic 1 to 1 scale. 1.1656 0.03923 151 133 11 7
4689 You never remember how big was the shits of dinasours. Ofcourse it is easy to accuse humanity for every trouble! 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
4690 I’m no puppet! No puppet. You’re the puppet! 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
4691 The world's stop going round! Guess there was not enough love. 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
4692 This isn’t quite what I pictured when the network stressed that inevitable changes to the debate climate were quite real. 1.1655 0.03248 145 122 22 1
4693 That concern is obviously overblown. 1.1655 0.03392 145 123 20 2
4694 I don't care if you're a part of his 'America First' campaign - you can't stand in as a speaker at the United Nations conference! He'll need to come out from behind the side with Russia on it. 1.1655 0.03901 139 121 13 5
4695 Climate change is real 1.1655 0.03324 139 117 21 1
4696 I don't believe in you! 1.1655 0.03324 139 117 21 1
4697 My worthy opponent is certainly entitled to her opinion. However, as we all know this global warming thing is just hoax. 1.1654 0.03569 133 113 18 2
4698 HELP NEEDED! APPLY ANYWHERE! 1.1653 0.03953 121 104 14 3
4699 It seems to be no longer moving forward. 1.1646 0.03490 164 142 17 5
4700 You think YOU have the weight of the world on YOUR shoulders...never mind. 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
4701 All I said was that the earth is flat. I didn't mean for it to flatten me. 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
4702 I found this in a box of CRACKER JACKS, now tell me the dimensions of the box! 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
4703 You're wrong. But since democracy means we are EQUALLY entitled to our opinions, let's just agree to disagree and move on. 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
4704 I can't be the only one that thinks it's crazy that a scale model of the Earth is the Democratic nominee for president, right? 1.1644 0.03508 146 125 18 3
4705 My opponent, who is the size of a planet, is clearly a victim of the obesity epidemic. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
4706 You would say that! 1.1642 0.03848 134 116 14 4
4707 Don't misunderstand me. Incontinenance has nothing to do with, the Western Hemisphere, the world order or diplomacy...thus far. 1.1639 0.03366 122 102 20 0
4708 Yes, it is Joel Osteen on steroids. Praise the Lord! 1.1639 0.04411 122 108 8 6
4709 Do you really believe a world gone crazy! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
4710 The Monroe Doctrine, my friends, is a mere half measure. 1.1636 0.03470 165 143 17 5
4711 Say the secret word and split an extra hundred bucks between you. Now, I see you two share the same last name. I hope that means you’re married. I have the same last name as my brothers, but we we certainly never touched peninsulas. 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
4712 She promises you the world, the slut! 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
4713 The forces opposed to my policies may seem imposing, but I am in it to win it. 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
4714 How in the world , do you think you’re going to defeat me? 1.1635 0.03665 159 139 14 6
4715 Come on now, don't turn your butt cheeks to the audience. 1.1634 0.03646 153 133 15 5
4716 This is not the debate I signed up for 1.1634 0.03526 153 132 17 4
4717 Clearly, my opponent is controlled by the Jews. 1.1633 0.03744 147 128 14 5
4718 I live there! 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
4719 My fellow Americans, the middle section of the upper continent is all we need worry about... All the rest of my opponents concerns are nothing but unimportant nonsense. Why should we care? 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
4720 The Last Flat Earther: Refute and Concession. 1.1633 0.03617 147 127 16 4
4721 Don't you think your view of global warming is biased? Greg Stroupe Madison, WI 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
4722 Some people deny that there is such a thing as global rolling. 1.1630 0.03359 135 114 20 1
4723 Sorry..forgot to remove Phil from the speaker list after his country disappeared into the rising sea 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
4724 Stop trying to take over the world! 1.1627 0.03117 166 141 23 2
4725 No offense but I prefer to use Twitter, flush, then run to the oval office to watch Fox&friends. 1.1627 0.03555 166 145 15 6
4726 We neo-cons don't want to hear what you have to say. 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
4727 I'm sorry you are not feeling well and have a fever- if you could just stay for two more questions???? 1.1622 0.03720 148 129 14 5
4728 My fellow Americans, whatever the opposition throws at me, you can be assured that Senator Atlas can handle it. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
4729 What’s your stance on migration, immigration and migraine nations? 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
4730 Earth, there is no substitute. 1.1622 0.03720 148 129 14 5
4731 Back off or I'll call in the Space Force!" 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
4732 And now will here the world news 1.1620 0.03824 142 124 13 5
4733 Earth: PLEASE, HELP I'M DYING-- Politician: Ladies and gents, the Earth doesn't understand, this isn't... how WE work around here 1.1620 0.03691 142 123 15 4
4734 Ok, you can stop there, you just bowled us over with that argument ! 1.1620 0.03260 142 120 21 1
4735 Me — I'm local! 1.1618 0.03795 136 118 14 4
4736 Okay can you explain to us why you think global warming is a problem? Mr. uh.. Earth? 1.1618 0.03337 136 115 20 1
4737 ur big n dumb 1.1617 0.03214 167 143 21 3
4738 If U.S. assistance or interventions is needed, speak now or forever withhold our peace. 1.1617 0.02981 167 141 25 1
4739 My opponent cannot resist a eurocentric approach. What a shame. 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
4740 Wipe that smirk off your face! Trump! Brexit! The crisis in Venezuela! Lori Loughlin! It's all on you! 1.1613 0.03234 155 132 21 2
4741 And now someone who finally got in the game and got incorporated-I give you Earth LLC . 1.1613 0.04030 124 108 12 4
4742 You can't say that. We're unto you. 1.1613 0.03102 155 131 23 1
4743 I don't care how many of you say it, these are lecterns, not podiums! 1.1613 0.03361 155 133 19 3
4744 Uhh so first happy earth day! 1.1613 0.03102 155 131 23 1
4745 Don’t interrupt! 1.1613 0.03102 155 131 23 1
4746 So, what do you have to say for yourself? 1.1611 0.03308 149 127 20 2
4747 MAGA Make A--holes Go Away 1.1611 0.03817 149 131 12 6
4748 I believe all humans should be equator and endowed to inandesable rights. 1.1611 0.03168 149 126 22 1
4749 Another voice heard from 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
4750 And in her first appearance on the global stage, is a..... um ....ummm.... a ...a globe? 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
4751 So what's really going on with you? 1.1608 0.03083 143 120 23 0
4752 Behold the Enemy! 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
4753 And now, for her reply. 1.1606 0.03314 137 116 20 1
4754 Are you even registered to vote? 1.1606 0.03769 137 119 14 4
4755 You're not what you were, but you're not going to pin that on me or my ancestors. Mark my word it's all about the Sun! 1.1606 0.03314 137 116 20 1
4756 Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it 1.1605 0.03266 162 139 20 3
4757 The voters can't be fooled. You only care about your worldly possessions. 1.1605 0.03266 162 139 20 3
4758 'This might change the landscape of things!" 1.1603 0.03395 131 111 19 1
4759 MEGA, the MAGA sequel!!! 1.1603 0.03580 156 136 15 5
4760 I put it to you, you are more than enough...indeed, quite too much 1.1603 0.03580 156 136 15 5
4761 And after we leave Mars, we're coming here. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
4762 My opponent may seem like a down-to-earth candidate, but we've unearthed some tapes that prove otherwise. 1.1600 0.03149 150 127 22 1
4763 But I was talking to a roomful of small business owners in Iowa... 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
4764 We propose to simply snip the immigrant umbilical cord. 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
4765 Hold on! How are did you get in here, when we're on you? 1.1597 0.03774 144 126 13 5
4766 Global warming is a hoax and my opponent has never said one word of truth supporting his position! 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
4767 This guy doesn’t even HAVE shoulders! 1.1595 0.03006 163 138 24 1
4768 Senator, you're no Gerardus Mercator. 1.1594 0.03292 138 117 20 1
4769 That's a pretty heavy attitude for such a tiny hemisphere. 1.1594 0.03743 138 120 14 4
4770 Annnnnd our next guest speaker has a world of trouble that we all find ourselves in... 1.1594 0.03449 138 118 18 2
4771 The claim that you're well-rounded fall flat in the face of reality, sir. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
4772 Beware of an avalanche on the ides of March! 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
4773 The Debater Projection 1.1591 0.03852 132 115 13 4
4774 Contrary to you, I hold that "back to the earth" is a flawed directive. We should be looking for a new world, not worrying about the old. 1.1591 0.03372 132 112 19 1
4775 I say let the beauty of the South Pacific speak for itself! 1.1591 0.03539 132 113 17 2
4776 https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c813fe7ef56b82d1232ff3c/master/w_580,c_limit/190318_a22459_654.jpg 1.1589 0.03770 151 133 12 6
4777 Ms. Earth, we need evidence not your watery claims. 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
4778 And note the umbilical cord through which the blood (i.e. in this case drugs and money) flows - both back and forth. 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
4779 It's a big world! 1.1586 0.03198 145 123 21 1
4780 Recent snowfall covers all! 1.1586 0.03044 145 122 23 0
4781 My opponent's policies are as flat as his actual shape. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
4782 It has no leader. 1.1583 0.03856 139 122 12 5
4783 Our next speaker is full of hot air 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
4784 Greek mythology often leaves out the finer details behind the "Atlas v. Hercules" debate. 1.1579 0.03174 133 112 21 0
4785 I don’t care IF you’re global, you haven’t said a word all night 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
4786 Not again... 1.1579 0.03856 114 98 14 2
4787 And when I snap my fingers... 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
4788 Now do you believe me when I tell that the world is flat. 1.1579 0.03746 152 134 12 6
4789 Your optics on the world are 'huge!' 1.1576 0.02972 165 140 24 1
4790 Holy shit there's a huge globe at the podium. That's insane how big it is, it must have come from a museum of oversized things. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
4791 The US cannot defend its global position. 1.1575 0.03178 146 124 21 1
4792 Okay, it's me against the world, uh, I mean it's I against the world or the world against I. Uh - what can I say? Geography was my major, not English, I know that's the world. I win. 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
4793 As your point is... 1.1573 0.03265 178 155 18 5
4794 In rebuttal, I assert that your complaints are fake news! 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
4795 He isn't in any condition to come to speak, but he sent this roll-up graphic to illustrate his global one-man-canoe trip. 1.1570 0.03713 121 104 15 2
4796 Yet again, Politicians try man-slpaining why global warming isn’t real 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
4797 A few words before you, retire...please... 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
4798 I’m here on behalf of Kanye West 1.1567 0.03325 134 114 19 1
4799 Madam Nature, appeals to alternative facts of your status is as fallacious as you are spherical" 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
4800 It's all about inner earth not flat earth. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
4801 Yeah,you THINK you're King of the World... 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
4802 My opponent is clearly THE GLOBE 1.1562 0.03382 160 139 17 4
4803 If you put them in the microwave, the warming will cause both of them to explode. 1.1562 0.04066 128 113 10 5
4804 I say that you're not the biggest globe in the world. 1.1560 0.03381 141 121 18 2
4805 Proof as to why we need a wall and a sharp needle! 1.1560 0.03228 141 120 20 1
4806 Don't listen to the big guy,there's no such thing as global warming. 1.1560 0.03935 141 125 10 6
4807 You can't believe anything my opponent says -- especially with such a high fever. 1.1560 0.03804 141 124 12 5
4808 Where's Flat? It's his turn today -- NOT you!! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
4809 Your Honor, she is clearly hysterical, so not a credible witness. 1.1558 0.03463 154 134 16 4
4810 At it appears that Atlas has failed in his main responsibility, how can voters trust him?! 1.1558 0.03209 154 132 20 2
4811 I take it that you're about to filibuster... 1.1558 0.03074 154 131 22 1
4812 We're planning on going Worldwide, you see. 1.1556 0.03622 135 117 15 3
4813 And if you look up there, you'll spot the devil in the details." 1.1556 0.03772 135 118 13 4
4814 You know the answer to this geology question. I see it right there on your face. 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
4815 STOP interrupting me! 1.1554 0.03550 148 129 15 4
4816 I don't care what anyone tells you. Here at the White House you are a square. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
4817 Even my climate-change-denying, worldly opponent has to concede that Hawaii has disappeared--likely a victim of rising seas!" 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
4818 No Climate Change! No Climate Change! You’re the Climate! 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
4819 I am not a bully! 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
4820 You know you have won the argument when the other side responds with 'Whatever.' 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
4821 My opponent lacks experience, character, worldliness yes, but that's simply not enough! 1.1550 0.03558 129 111 16 2
4822 Can you speak with one voice? All I hear is Me! Me! Me! 1.1549 0.03644 142 124 14 4
4823 Speaking strictly for myself... 1.1549 0.03207 142 121 20 1
4824 I think they speak for everyone on this matter. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
4825 And I will argue that humanity is most important 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
4826 Before beginning this year's clean water products rollout , I will, as President of the world's largest advocate for clean water, cite our association's long held statement of belief. "Water water everywhere and nary a drop to drink." 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
4827 Sure, sure, Globalism . . . but what about the other sneaky half? 1.1548 0.03055 155 132 22 1
4828 That's a gross generalization! 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
4829 Our friends arguing the other side would like you to believe the world is in fact not flat. 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
4830 Stop the world! I'm off! 1.1544 0.03597 136 118 15 3
4831 The Climate Change Debate "Is it hot in here or is it global warming? I believe I speak for my rollover of an opponent when I say - No." 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
4832 Stop! Every dumb thing he said about warming I'm against! 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
4833 I knew it! Your flat! 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
4834 As you can see, my opponent choose to spend today at the beach 1.1543 0.03077 175 151 21 3
4835 It’s time we start applying term limits to the office of home planet. Vote for me and I promise to increase sunshine and natural resources while lowering hurricanes and gravity. Come live on me, a fellow human, in 2020. 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
4836 Wacky climate changer!...Let me tell you -- Mars could have done a better job 1.1538 0.03620 143 125 14 4
4837 Excuse me, waiter, but there's a fly in my tornado soup." (oh oh...I think I'm late again 1.1538 0.04007 130 115 10 5
4838 An eminent defeat in a flat debate. 1.1533 0.03631 150 132 13 5
4839 So class, which is it? Round or flat, Pythagoras and Aristotle, or Kyrie Erving and Draymond Green 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
4840 It's just downright rude to say my tie is unsustainable, miss. 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
4841 Slow down, you’re getting hot under the collar! 1.1533 0.03376 150 130 17 3
4842 I want a divorce! 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
4843 I don't want to hear it! 1.1533 0.03720 137 120 13 4
4844 I told you my presentation would be out of this world! 1.1533 0.03573 137 119 15 3
4845 Sure, she’s popular - but those emails! 1.1533 0.03419 137 118 17 2
4846 We humans prefer the term "the-water-air-and-earth-polluting-challenged". 1.1528 0.03459 144 125 16 3
4847 He's a climate flip-flopper! 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
4848 I say no to this monstrosity! These are God-fearing people! 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
4849 I find your world policies rather hemispheric in nature. 1.1527 0.03978 131 116 10 5
4850 You're a solid 5/10, not very hot 1.1523 0.03221 151 130 19 2
4851 I knew President Kennedy and you are no JFK! 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
4852 And furthermore 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
4853 Go ahead. Try and unearth me. 1.1522 0.03694 138 121 13 4
4854 Waldseemuller messed up. Please welcome North and South Columbia! 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
4855 Thus, it is obvious that the planet WAS indeed created... by Gahan Wilson. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
4856 Furthermore, in the Council of Planets, you have no right to claim you have your house in order. 1.1522 0.03237 138 118 19 1
4857 Before you! 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
4858 What the hell kind of a socialist is a “Gaia”?” 1.1519 0.03721 158 141 10 7
4859 And ... said string is wrapped around this finger! 1.1517 0.03832 145 129 10 6
4860 And now we’ll hear from Moby Dick! Come in Moby … 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
4861 Nasty planet! 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
4862 Look at this big fuckin' globe! 1.1517 0.03437 145 126 16 3
4863 My opponent leaked New Zealand. 1.1515 0.03052 165 142 21 2
4864 Either you’ve lost a ton of weight or I’ve gained a lot for the two of us to even be comparable sizes. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
4865 Mounting evidence suggests a high level of graphite in the oceans and larger bodies of water. 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
4866 Earth, humans are not dinosaurs! You must accept humans are in charge of your stewardship! 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
4867 Calm down, your ego's as big as the world. 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
4868 On the other hand . . . 1.1508 0.03749 126 110 13 3
4869 I can show you the world... shining, shimmering, splendid! 1.1507 0.03273 146 126 18 2
4870 Don't blame me, your problem is global warming. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
4871 .....AND my opponent has no heart! 1.1507 0.03126 146 125 20 1
4872 You're blinded by your side of the argument. 1.1507 0.03681 146 129 12 5
4873 Please stop getting round your problems! 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
4874 You're my world, you're every breath I take... 1.1506 0.03587 166 148 11 7
4875 Try to keep it positive. 1.1503 0.03441 153 134 15 4
4876 But do you deny a natural bias against my views? 1.1503 0.03441 153 134 15 4
4877 I disagree! 1.1503 0.03441 153 134 15 4
4878 Well, actually... 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
4879 Our toastmaster has been cancelled because the whole world is rolling down hill 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
4880 I know my position may position maybe somewhat unique here... 1.1503 0.03180 173 151 18 4
4881 Europe is so small it doesn't even show on that giant globe 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
4882 The world disagrees with you, madam! 1.1500 0.03677 160 143 10 7
4883 My opponent has a point, but this is how I will proceed! 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
4884 Despite what my opponent says, I promise to keep the fossil fuels industries in business! 1.1497 0.03393 147 128 16 3
4885 Everything bad is your fault! 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
4886 You áre the weakest link. Goodbye! 1.1496 0.03369 127 109 17 1
4887 Once again my opponent delves into more left wing conspiracy. He PURPOSEFULLY left the AC off during that period. 1.1493 0.03434 134 116 16 2
4888 OK, global warming from my point of view. 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
4889 My opponent's projection is all wrong. 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
4890 I’m PAYING for this microclimate! 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
4891 And to begin my presentation on chaos theory... 1.1491 0.03203 161 140 18 3
4892 I portest. Home court advatage. 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
4893 I do not yield the floor to the gentleman. 1.1489 0.03620 141 124 13 4
4894 I dunno where he is; I asked him a question about his biographer, he shrugged his shoulders, got real angry, started cursing about makers and takers, and stomped off the stage. 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
4895 And now, with his views on the state of the union, Earthy McEartherson. 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
4896 I know it looks like a depiction of huge male genitals at the heart of America, but God gave me this body and it helped me into the White House. Everyone knows that. 1.1489 0.03173 141 121 19 1
4897 ...and in rebuttal to Mr. Trump... 1.1489 0.03620 141 124 13 4
4898 I believe my opponent just contradicted themselves. 1.1486 0.03087 148 127 20 1
4899 My opponent has a world-wide view of climate change--I think it just takes you or me to make our carbon footprint smaller. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
4900 Uff da, it is expanding! 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
4901 As the world turns, it turns on you. 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
4902 Now, are you speaking from the round side of your mouth, or the flat side? 1.1486 0.03087 148 127 20 1
4903 Man made! Well maybe if you'd lay off the forest fires... 1.1484 0.03857 128 113 11 4
4904 If I want your opinion on climate change, I'll heat it out of you! 1.1484 0.03274 155 135 17 3
4905 My naïve opponent would like you to think there are positive aspects to El Nino! 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
4906 My opponent casts a big shadow for such a short man 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
4907 No climate change 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
4908 Now I ask you, all that water—and you think it won't short out my mike? 1.1481 0.03244 135 116 18 1
4909 As you can see, my challenger continues to claim falsely that she’s only ever accepted campaign donations from Small Plastic LLC. Please. 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
4910 I don’t agree with you. Climate change is a hoax. 1.1479 0.02985 169 146 21 2
4911 This planet is so amazing. Dang! 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
4912 I know you can only speak using the kind of weather you give us, but I'm afraid many of us will continue to irresponsibly take as much of your finite resources as we can unless you strike the fear and wrath of your universe upon us. 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
4913 I hate to debate with you on this but I'm right and you're dead wrong! 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
4914 The debate on the 'Greenhouse effect' has a new twist. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
4915 ....and my opponent is a big fat tub of lard. 1.1477 0.03350 149 130 16 3
4916 And now the Earth will reveal us on which planet we are 1.1474 0.03379 156 137 15 4
4917 I'd like to request Atlas as my second. 1.1473 0.03498 129 112 15 2
4918 Whatever you say, my constituents, by their overwhelming approval of me, have proven me right. 1.1473 0.03828 129 114 11 4
4919 I see that there is a leak in the Panama Canal and the voters need an explanation of how this will affect its abilities to perform its duties. 1.1473 0.03320 129 111 17 1
4920 If you are so frigg'n important, meet me in person! 1.1473 0.03320 129 111 17 1
4921 ... and now you can have all the time you need. 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
4922 No, I will not translate that into Esperanto for you. 1.1471 0.03084 170 148 19 3
4923 Could you please stop blathering, and let me get a word in edgewise 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
4924 If the earth only could talk.We all be in trouble! 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
4925 It looks like it you vs. me. 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
4926 Hold it right there! I'm the crazy one? 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
4927 I feel I'm at a significant disadvantage, and yes we can be done with platitudes. 1.1469 0.03573 143 126 13 4
4928 Where's Nova Scotia? 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
4929 Oh, settle down. I have connections. 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
4930 s "And as you can surely see, my opponent has very much been sweating the outcome of this debate. 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
4931 Dear God: "I sang your praises in Church every Sunday, and this is how it ends - crushed by Mother Earth - Thanks for nuthin'!" 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
4932 Congratulations sir, I now have the honor of giving you the title of the best person on Earth. 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
4933 …and that is why I should be awarded the stylish space sunshade than my colleague. 1.1462 0.03473 130 113 15 2
4934 Point of Information! What's with this global warming? 1.1460 0.03028 137 117 20 0
4935 I don’t think you are correct!! Global warming is a plot by the democrats!! 1.1458 0.03264 144 125 17 2
4936 Climate Deniers Debating Against Reason 1.1458 0.03549 144 127 13 4
4937 It's a living! 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
4938 America First! We're Number 1! USA! 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
4939 You too. 1.1452 0.03376 124 107 16 1
4940 Remember, when you cast your vote, it's not about size, it's about density. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
4941 Wait a minute, what are you trying to say here? 1.1449 0.03496 138 121 14 3
4942 I’ll let this speak for itself. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
4943 Half empty or half full? The question unfairly favors my opponent! 1.1448 0.03092 145 125 19 1
4944 I don't care what you think, my boss Donal Trump, says that Man Made Global Warming is Fake News, so despite the the audience wearing waders I believe him. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
4945 No. Global warming is not real. 1.1447 0.03418 152 134 14 4
4946 If our earth was flat, would we be able to do that. 1.1447 0.03288 152 133 16 3
4947 If I may be allowed to speak... 1.1447 0.02937 159 137 21 1
4948 Today, I’d like to talk to you about the crisis of global warping. 1.1440 0.03539 125 109 14 2
4949 And our next speaker, a man that carries the world on his shoulders, is none other than the electrifying , space exploring, tunnel digging, auto producing, pot smoking King of the Nerds movement. 1.1439 0.03588 132 116 13 3
4950 You really went around the 'you know who' to make that point... 1.1439 0.03619 139 123 12 4
4951 PLEASE! global warming.!? 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
4952 Ha, you can't rebut that there is no proof of global warning. 1.1438 0.03134 153 133 18 2
4953 Fortunately for liberty, Mr. G, we do not live in a pure democracy. 1.1438 0.02846 153 131 22 0
4954 But,I don't want to wear a sweater! 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
4955 And for my next trick . . . 1.1438 0.03052 160 139 19 2
4956 Would you just fuck off already? 1.1437 0.03320 167 148 14 5
4957 Even at the world stage, it's American first 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
4958 I still say global resources aren’t shrinking. 1.1429 0.02836 168 145 22 1
4959 But what about our ecosystems 1.1429 0.02975 154 133 20 1
4960 Buddy, I've heard all this BS before. Just because you're saying it doesn't mean I'm going to change my mind about global warming. 1.1429 0.03227 133 115 17 1
4961 new yorker cap con 3 12 No amount of huffing and puffing will convince me that the New Green Deal is anything but a hoax! 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
4962 when Trump Eats to much 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
4963 Gaia suddenly realized they had forgot to put on a tie today 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
4964 Success is not sustainable if it is defined by how big you become or by growth for growth's sake. Success is very shallow if it doesn't have emotional meaning. 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
4965 Henceforth, they will be known as the Confused Lakes. 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
4966 Folks, don't let her pull the oceans over your eyes! 1.1429 0.03202 147 128 17 2
4967 Sorry. Guest speaker Christopher Columbus is missing. 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
4968 It’s not just menopause!” 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
4969 Make every Who holler! Make every Who shout! 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
4970 My opponent seems to be in serious need of a face lift. And just who, I ask you, is going to be paying for that? 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
4971 Show us the tax returns, and the curve! 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
4972 I will resist! 1.1418 0.03538 134 118 13 3
4973 The world would like to explain its change of heart, concerning the "greatest country on earth," and why it may be most affected by climate change. Not so much love, Mother Nature 1.1418 0.03205 134 116 17 1
4974 No clouding around. 1.1418 0.03025 134 115 19 0
4975 Who do you think you are with all your constant bellyaching about your imminent death? Right-thinking people are sick and tired of your constant whining. So knock it off! 1.1417 0.03302 127 110 16 1
4976 The MAGA Globalization debate 1.1411 0.03242 163 144 15 4
4977 The world is to much with us, Late and soon..... 1.1411 0.03123 163 143 17 3
4978 If you listen you will hear the world crying over global warmng 1.1409 0.03015 149 129 19 1
4979 And our next cotestant,Atlas! 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
4980 And this was before the global warming was heeded. 1.1408 0.03095 142 123 18 1
4981 I say to my opponent: You'll come around to my ideas 1.1402 0.02854 164 142 21 1
4982 I won! I win! I always win! 1.1402 0.02720 164 141 23 0
4983 If there's anything I, Ted Cruz, love – it's arousing debate. Did I say arousing? I meant a rousing. Oh boy, this is worse than the time I tweeted that porn link. 1.1401 0.03190 157 138 16 3
4984 Omolmpnnn 1.1401 0.03190 157 138 16 3
4985 I am disappointed in you, as a species. I am dying" 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
4986 This moon view is great! 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
4987 Ok. I grant that you are not flat. But seeing you over there while I am standing over here on you has me a bit startled. 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
4988 Take it away, Vanuatu! 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
4989 God created the earth. Man created the walls. 1.1399 0.03231 143 125 16 2
4990 Lets holdoff on the Golden Rule for now. Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1399 0.03660 143 128 10 5
4991 So, world what do you have to say about your energy? We're listening. 1.1399 0.02911 143 123 20 0
4992 And the world began with " ladies and gentlemen of the jury" 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
4993 When the world gets heavy, it'shard to lift it 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
4994 Its me against the world, just think and a short while ago I was just selling condos in Boca. Now, where did I put the codes? 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
4995 We've got a huge problem here and that is the planet is dying. 1.1397 0.03161 136 118 17 1
4996 Other planets are willing to have something to do with us since we put the planet on the platform. 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
4997 I'm more of a Thomas Guide guy myself. 1.1392 0.03295 158 140 14 4
4998 It's room temperature, not warming up! 1.1392 0.02905 158 137 20 1
4999 I will not apologize! 1.1392 0.03171 158 139 16 3
5000 I am tired. 1.1391 0.03122 151 132 17 2
5001 If I were the King of the world Tell you what I wouldn't do. 1.1387 0.03140 137 119 17 1
5002 In closing, I implore you to not be fooled by my opponent's cooked up arguments. 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
5003 Finally, my opponent is too exploited to achieve any of those up in the air promises about our future. 1.1382 0.03525 123 108 13 2
5004 Enough with the global histrionics about climate change. Your time is already up. 1.1382 0.03103 152 133 17 2
5005 Not such a good evening, ladies and gentlemen . 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
5006 He came, he saw...and now we're here. But why? 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
5007 Just because Oumuamua didn't make contact doesn't mean that there isn't extraterrestrial life! 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
5008 Actually, I think you might still be racist. 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
5009 I'm Little Adam...and you must Big World 1.1379 0.03036 145 126 18 1
5010 According to world opinion, we are entering a new era of the Monroe Doctrine. 1.1379 0.02874 145 125 20 0
5011 And here's our main speaker, Mr. E, from the movie Men In Black 4 1.1379 0.03190 145 127 16 2
5012 That's why I invented the Space Force. 1.1377 0.03284 138 121 15 2
5013 All due respect, but if we won't listen to the scientists, there's no way we're going to accept your views on climate change, the Earth! 1.1377 0.03118 138 120 17 1
5014 There he goes again!! Denying global warming 1.1375 0.03005 160 140 18 2
5015 This is really Earth! 1.1373 0.02941 153 133 19 1
5016 Please hold your applause until all are sedated." 1.1373 0.03084 153 134 17 2
5017 The power of crust compels you! 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
5018 We're staging this one with a more worldly buyer in mind. 1.1373 0.03351 153 136 13 4
5019 But first our guest will begin with the classics "I'm Going to Wash that Man Right Out of My Hair," "Bali Hai" and "Some Enchanted Evening." 1.1370 0.03169 146 128 16 2
5020 Now, let's go to the video tape. 1.1370 0.03588 146 131 10 5
5021 ...babies come from storks...therefore, people are really dinosaurs! Tyrannosaurians proclaim our right to eat Canadians! 1.1370 0.03454 146 130 12 4
5022 Hawaiian Pizza tastes better than any other topping! 1.1364 0.03201 154 136 15 3
5023 What is your position on Blue Dot Socialim ? 1.1361 0.03293 147 130 14 3
5024 And to my esteemed colleague representing NADTA ... 1.1360 0.03281 125 109 15 1
5025 Well, at least I don't have a split personality! 1.1358 0.02838 162 141 20 1
5026 Global Warming Debate 1.1356 0.03790 118 105 10 3
5027 Relax; climate change results in a new Earth 2.0. 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
5028 Didn't you once tell me it's best to let cooler heads prevail? 1.1351 0.02820 148 128 20 0
5029 Circular? Yes. Globular? Everyone sees the answer is no. 1.1350 0.02685 163 141 22 0
5030 You sir, haven't the faintest idea what you are talking about! 1.1348 0.03056 141 123 17 1
5031 Last bits of the States to go !!All the nationalists of Europe beware - a chance to stock upon the original European genetic pool dating 200 years back as preserved in natives-free America !! 1.1348 0.03372 141 125 13 3
5032 Q to Earth: What do you say to those that don't believe in climate change? A: They're idiots! 1.1346 0.03162 156 138 15 3
5033 I will not accept your previous remarks as Pangea! 1.1346 0.02741 156 135 21 0
5034 hey are you holding? 1.1345 0.02985 171 151 17 3
5035 Mr. President, I told you, The World is a Vampire. 1.1345 0.02985 171 151 17 3
5036 It’s very big but it’s great again 1.1342 0.02802 149 129 20 0
5037 You are a round object, aren't you? Please. Turn around. Let's other sides of you also use the podium. 1.1342 0.03252 149 132 14 3
5038 ...and I think he world of my honorable opponent! 1.1341 0.03061 164 145 16 3
5039 And that's not a dog whistle! 1.1339 0.03233 127 111 15 1
5040 If I get rolled here, well, I am the last of the Nationalists. 1.1338 0.02725 157 136 21 0
5041 Let’s chalk up that last argument to Global Weirding! 1.1338 0.02725 157 136 21 0
5042 Americus Vespucci's legacy speaks for itself! 1.1338 0.02871 157 137 19 1
5043 So, you are just getting started, that is your warm-up pitch? 1.1333 0.03119 135 118 16 1
5044 This year we're addressing the issue of equal time head on... 1.1333 0.03455 135 120 12 3
5045 Hey, don’t do me any favors. I’ve been here through the Stone Age the Ice Age and the Space Age. Hmmp. Earth Day” Thomas L. View, Washington, D 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
5046 Hey, fossil fuel got us this far. Think about what those earnings mean to your grandchildren! 1.1333 0.03367 150 134 12 4
5047 I'm telling you CO2 is the greatest thing since Chicxulub! 1.1333 0.03612 135 121 10 4
5048 Here's another episode of "HERBIE vs.THE WORLD!" 1.1333 0.03119 135 118 16 1
5049 No, sir! Your global warming problem is not caused by bird farts. 1.1329 0.03175 143 126 15 2
5050 My opponent can only get electoral votes from the top half." 1.1329 0.02848 143 124 19 0
5051 Entering the race for library trustee, Earth says 'I just need a win from you people...' 1.1329 0.03016 143 125 17 1
5052 I'm called to go my own way. I really cannot be distracted by what you all think. 1.1325 0.03026 166 147 16 3
5053 It's just you and me now 1.1325 0.02923 151 132 18 1
5054 Ladies and Gentlemen, let's welcome, Pamela Geller! 1.1325 0.03070 151 133 16 2
5055 Let it snow - Let it snow - Let it not snow. 1.1325 0.03070 151 133 16 2
5056 Hail Hydra! 1.1324 0.03269 136 120 14 2
5057 I'll prove the hemispheres won't bury us... won't bury us.. won't... 1.1324 0.03098 136 119 16 1
5058 My oopponen 1.1319 0.03155 144 127 15 2
5059 I said before: I refuse to debate on a costume. 1.1319 0.02997 144 126 17 1
5060 And…the winner is… 1.1316 0.03325 152 136 12 4
5061 I pledge allegiance to America...and the Bully Pulpit! 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
5062 And I promise to remain the Yang to your Ying 1.1314 0.03408 137 122 12 3
5063 Objection! How can a planet check its temperature? 1.1314 0.03077 137 120 16 1
5064 "Who is John Galt?", you ask; why he is our very next speaker! 1.1313 0.03087 160 142 15 3
5065 In conclusion might I point out that climate change has been proven by many to be fake news. And now I must leave quickly, I have a plane to catch. 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
5066 Don’t get your knickers in a bunch! 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
5067 In line with our rich history of intervention in Latin America, Mr Maduro is next! 1.1307 0.03304 153 137 12 4
5068 Despite the size of these lakes in North America,they are still aneurysms in streams. 1.1304 0.03384 138 123 12 3
5069 So why exactly is the United States called America? 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
5070 She trying to decide whether to leave the cold air up there or let it go lower. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5071 well I might have some trouble pulling a win this time 1.1301 0.02794 146 127 19 0
5072 The very fact that you stand there, sir, signifies flat earth. Have you ever tried to hold a ball on another ball? 1.1298 0.03322 131 116 13 2
5073 Your plan to implement your environmental platform is unworldly! 1.1295 0.03361 139 124 12 3
5074 For example... 1.1295 0.03202 139 123 14 2
5075 World renowned scientist gives lecture. 1.1293 0.03576 116 103 11 2
5076 Our next speaker... 1.1293 0.03094 147 130 15 2
5077 Well, of course our launch of Starbucks Delivers includes all points in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans 24/7. 1.1286 0.03181 140 124 14 2
5078 I say intergalactic, and you say... 1.1286 0.02839 140 122 18 0
5079 the Voice of America will be debating for the Affirmative 1.1286 0.02839 140 122 18 0
5080 So I’ve heard the chef here uses only the most seasonal ingredients. 1.1286 0.03015 140 123 16 1
5081 My parents lived on that land. 1.1284 0.02921 148 130 17 1
5082 I am World and hear Al Gore! 1.1284 0.03074 148 131 15 2
5083 Oh, yeah! Who made you the host of this debate? 1.1284 0.02921 148 130 17 1
5084 It is my great pleasure to speak for our world today!! 1.1284 0.02921 148 130 17 1
5085 Bullying tactics, again from you! 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
5086 Progress isn’t the only thing that can’t be stopped. 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
5087 Just because you are bigger than me does not imply I'm trying to kill you! 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
5088 In case you've been watching FOX News, let me point out that you are not looking at America after the state of emergency is overturned. 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
5089 Be careful where you are rolling! 1.1282 0.03104 117 102 15 0
5090 Who voted for it? You might never know-that one. 1.1275 0.02902 149 131 17 1
5091 I'm sorry, but it's personal now. You Sapiens really suck! 1.1274 0.02818 157 138 18 1
5092 Who Are You Going Tp Believe Them Or Me 1.1269 0.03252 134 119 13 2
5093 Can we here it from you! 1.1269 0.03420 134 120 11 3
5094 The next speaker is the Earth herself, against sexual harassment 1.1269 0.03074 134 118 15 1
5095 That is not my base! Tell the prop dept of APAC to damn well come up with something fresh! 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
5096 Aaaaahhhhhhh!! 1.1268 0.03294 142 127 12 3
5097 ...and for that point exactly 1.1268 0.02802 142 124 18 0
5098 The nations have spoken: we need to turn down the AC. 1.1268 0.02802 142 124 18 0
5099 I still say it's wrong for schoolchildren to go on strike against global warming! 1.1267 0.03035 150 133 15 2
5100 I have the sad news to report that my co-speaker has been lost somewhere over the ocean. 1.1267 0.02884 150 132 17 1
5101 Yes, but, the air is better over here! 1.1267 0.02884 150 132 17 1
5102 I'm tired of hearing about your world view! We need to take care of ourselves! Peter Giessner, Peapack NJ 1.1260 0.03352 127 113 12 2
5103 Where is your REAL cartographer's map? 1.1259 0.03272 143 128 12 3
5104 Don't get all hot under the collar. 1.1258 0.03159 151 135 13 3
5105 I say, you can go to hell in a handbasket as long as I always have my beer. 1.1258 0.03159 151 135 13 3
5106 Don’t worry, the microphone maintains inertia. 1.1258 0.03296 151 136 11 4
5107 Drill baby, drill! 1.1258 0.03016 151 134 15 2
5108 You had your chance to talk already. Now let us get back to work! 1.1258 0.02785 159 140 18 1
5109 last night's coverage of Me vs. The World 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
5110 How big could this world really be? 1.1250 0.02936 144 127 16 1
5111 As a Republican or Democrat in Washington DC, the world is our enemy. 1.1250 0.03097 144 128 14 2
5112 My obituary will be ready soon. 1.1250 0.02907 160 142 16 2
5113 This time, sir, I'm here to speak for myself! 1.1250 0.03530 136 123 9 4
5114 Sorry, this is two party system. 1.1250 0.03206 136 121 13 2
5115 How do we know you’re not wearing 3D makeup? 1.1242 0.02979 153 136 15 2
5116 Twitter Dude: "Well, actually..." 1.1241 0.03011 137 121 15 1
5117 You still insist you are round. Another lie, you are flat. Lie number 50457. You should run for President. 1.1241 0.03348 137 123 11 3
5118 My opponent weighs in heavily with visuals that average out to less then a 2% rise in global climate change. 1.1241 0.03184 137 122 13 2
5119 All I hear is blah, blah, blah.... 1.1241 0.02827 137 120 17 0
5120 I beg to differ, you are using MY time! 1.1240 0.03303 129 115 12 2
5121 I never called you a MILF! 1.1240 0.03303 129 115 12 2
5122 Uphill, wheel left. Downhill, wheel right. 1.1234 0.02961 154 137 15 2
5123 By Jove! That giant globe centerpiece just fell and crushed my opponent. This is quite unfortunate for her and her family, my condolences... *phew* what a relief, my speech wasn't nearly as good as hers, but I'm bound to win now! 1.1227 0.02856 163 145 16 2
5124 Eureka! 1.1224 0.03037 147 131 14 2
5125 Is that Earth? She looks awful. Did she catch that humanity bug that’s going around?” “No, didn’t you hear? Her and Pangea split up.” “Oh that’s much juicier. 1.1224 0.02880 147 130 16 1
5126 Global warming Ha! 1.1221 0.02872 131 115 16 0
5127 Unlike you, I am beholden to no one. 1.1220 0.03383 123 110 11 2
5128 But actually, you see, global warming is false propaganda by feminists. 1.1220 0.02840 164 146 16 2
5129 I’d like an opportunity tomrespond to my opponent 1.1218 0.02925 156 139 15 2
5130 You should be more dispassionate about climate change. 1.1216 0.02861 148 131 16 1
5131 On behalf of planet earth I am saying good bye as he departs our solar system for a kinder gentler space in the unknown. Susan Elwood Monterey California 1.1216 0.03018 148 132 14 2
5132 However; speaking economically... 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
5133 Where’s Helen Reddy when I need need her MOST? 1.1208 0.02679 149 131 18 0
5134 Respect you? You first need to learn to hold your temper like an adult and not blame me for yourself being hot headed. 1.1208 0.02843 149 132 16 1
5135 The top land formation is not only the center of the earth,it is the center of the universe 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
5136 The 'Everyone is on my side' argument won't work with me, fella. American beer still beats European beer in my book. 1.1200 0.02825 150 133 16 1
5137 No, no, I didn’t mean that--don’t cry! 1.1198 0.02659 167 148 18 1
5138 Firstly, I'd like to start by acknowledging the traditional owners of the land, paying respect to Elders; past, present and emerging... 1.1197 0.03078 142 127 13 2
5139 And are you going to call my tax plan "oblate spheroid" as well? 1.1194 0.03357 134 121 10 3
5140 I've decided to give it a rest. 1.1194 0.02812 134 118 16 0
5141 The New World is not automatically preferable to the Old 1.1189 0.02716 143 126 17 0
5142 My opponent chose not to be here tonight. 1.1189 0.03057 143 128 13 2
5143 There is no such thing as global warming. I must be right no one will debate me. 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
5144 Tweet, tweet! 1.1184 0.02790 152 135 16 1
5145 ‘“... one nation under God,indivisible, with liberty and justice for all” 1.1181 0.02698 144 127 17 0
5146 Don’t believe climate change is real? I’m gray! 1.1176 0.02773 136 120 16 0
5147 Nothing appealing about this universe. 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
5148 If this is to scale, I must be at least 6'5"! 1.1176 0.03310 136 123 10 3
5149 I told you not to feed the Mercator map table food…it makes it bloated. 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
5150 you have one leg to stand on 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
5151 Earth stop you have already been through enough! 1.1172 0.02681 145 128 17 0
5152 Saved by the World! 1.1172 0.03017 145 130 13 2
5153 Damn it globe! I am sick of warming ya!!! 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
5154 GAIA, who would have been speaking for Earth is home sick tonight. So, Earth has requested a "TIME OUT" --- for a decade or two in order to properly prepare either a victory speech or a funeral oration. 1.1172 0.02681 145 128 17 0
5155 No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet! No, you're the puppet. 1.1172 0.03257 128 115 11 2
5156 Your mine all mine 1.1164 0.03151 146 132 11 3
5157 As you can see, Buddhism is now the sole religion in the Americas. 1.1164 0.03298 146 133 9 4
5158 We are taking this precious planet to outer space for safekeeping 1.1164 0.02664 146 129 17 0
5159 My fellow Americans, this election isn’t about me against my opponent; it’s about you and me against my opponent. 1.1164 0.02835 146 130 15 1
5160 Unfortunately no one can speak for this plant for they have all perished 1.1161 0.02582 155 137 18 0
5161 And now for our next speaker, Global WarNing. 1.1159 0.02922 138 123 14 1
5162 The president of the United States is now the earth. How do you feel about this country mr. president? 1.1159 0.02920 164 148 13 3
5163 Tyrannize, T-y-r-a-n-n-i-z-e, Tyrannize 1.1156 0.02647 147 130 17 0
5164 Superman, where are you? 1.1154 0.02723 156 139 16 1
5165 Now, that's a bunch of babble. 1.1154 0.03017 130 116 13 1
5166 You are flat-ah! 1.1154 0.02566 156 138 18 0
5167 I say we just go with Make Them Great Again! 1.1154 0.02870 156 140 14 2
5168 Hey, all you 50-something liberals -- how about submitting a caption for this picture? I know you motherfuckers are competitive. 1.1151 0.03077 139 125 12 2
5169 This is the world 50 years ago - one man called climate change was so strong - he flooded Florida and made America smaller. 1.1151 0.02717 139 123 16 0
5170 Great! You blew the pollution INTO the earth and voila! Just watch out for some guy with a giant pin! 1.1143 0.03056 140 126 12 2
5171 Tantrum Trump speaks to his followers: “It’s me against them... It’s us against them.... It’s me against the world.... It’s us against the world........” 1.1141 0.02781 149 133 15 1
5172 You'll never beat the whole globe. 1.1126 0.02903 151 136 13 2
5173 Let me remind you, global warming is not real. It’s colder than ever! 1.1125 0.02939 160 145 12 3
5174 While I may not speak on behalf of two continents..... 1.1119 0.03118 134 121 11 2
5175 Here you see Turtle Island: head in Baffin Bay, right foreleg in Labrador, right hind leg in Florida, left hind leg in Baja California, left foreleg in Alaska, tuchis in Texas, and tail in Mexico. My opponent wants to fence off its tail. 1.1111 0.03385 117 106 9 2
5176 I know we are known as the "Globe Theatre" but this is beyond the pale! 1.1111 0.02807 144 129 14 1
5177 ....MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... 1.1111 0.03013 153 139 11 3
5178 This monstrosity, and I know this is hard to believe, is a terrible debater 1.1104 0.02533 154 137 17 0
5179 I know that you can defend the current geopolitical economic policies, but I like nachos. 1.1098 0.02870 164 149 12 3
5180 Baja California. Definitely. 1.1095 0.03052 137 124 11 2
5181 I’ll probably will do it. Maybe, definitely. 1.1095 0.02871 137 123 13 1
5182 The quarter-less globe 1.1095 0.02871 137 123 13 1
5183 Quit spraying spit when you talk! 1.1090 0.02957 156 142 11 3
5184 Force Push! 1.1083 0.02797 157 142 13 2
5185 Congratulations to those of you who had 'Esperanto' in the sweepstake. 1.1067 0.02529 150 134 16 0
5186 I didn't aware when saying "Make our planet great again" 1.1067 0.03158 150 138 8 4
5187 And this is his hair brain... 1.1067 0.02529 150 134 16 0
5188 Trump: Mexico will pay for the wall The World: Ummmm I don't thin- Trump: NO, NO, QUIET I SAIDDDD MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL Mexico: No thank you The World: We told yo- Trump: I SAID MEXICO WILL PAY OKAY? MEXICO WILL PAYYYYY! The World: okay buddy 1.1064 0.02793 141 127 13 1
5189 Last time you used a spoon to remove the fly. 1.1064 0.02793 141 127 13 1
5190 I challenge you to show that climate change is nothing but a hoax. 1.1064 0.02606 141 126 15 0
5191 But we were told that we were winning! 1.1062 0.02911 113 101 12 0
5192 And then the northern blob introduced itself to the southern blob and the rest is history. 1.1061 0.02897 132 119 12 1
5193 As you can see Casper the ghost is surrounded by tectonic plates. 1.1061 0.03090 132 120 10 2
5194 If you truly don't usually moon me, then please show us all what you're hiding behind China!! 1.1060 0.02994 151 138 10 3
5195 As our guest speaker tonight, we have, uh, well... 1.1060 0.02994 151 138 10 3
5196 I said a contour drawing, not shapes. 1.1057 0.03013 123 111 11 1
5197 Most all the stage's a world, as I like it for a global warming debate. 1.1056 0.02949 142 129 11 2
5198 Live: Horton and Whoville debate post WWII views on immigration 1.1053 0.03068 133 121 10 2
5199 Ladies and gentlemen,we are honored to have Mr World with us tonight. Mr. World is a specially-designed electronic globe that is able to answer any questions you may have on climate change. 1.1048 0.02762 124 111 13 0
5200 As we're behind schedule, our next speaker has promised to keep his remarks short. 1.1046 0.02956 153 140 10 3
5201 -WHITE MALE PLATFORM-"Hold ON! I am NOT done talking." 1.1046 0.02482 153 137 16 0
5202 If elected, I will fix our worldly problems 1.1046 0.02807 153 139 12 2
5203 As you see, my opponent has no defense on that issue. 1.1045 0.02856 134 121 12 1
5204 He's got the whole world in his hands ! Ann Haskell Climax, New York 1.1040 0.03374 125 115 7 3
5205 ...for example, Jesus ... 1.1039 0.02467 154 138 16 0
5206 That's not an argument My opponent should show up 1.1034 0.02538 145 130 15 0
5207 Next speaker please, Mr Earth what say you! 1.1032 0.02617 155 140 14 1
5208 It's OK, the dog is merely chasing his own tail-unablr to make a deal. 1.1029 0.02816 136 123 12 1
5209 And now we will hear from the mother of all speakers on climate change. Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC 1.1029 0.03003 136 124 10 2
5210 Get a good look while oyu can. 1.1022 0.02796 137 124 12 1
5211 Where is the Mexican ambassador? I told him to deliver the check for the wall here an hour ago. Typical lazy...peasant. I call 'em mendacious (not sure what it means but it sounds insulting) 1.1022 0.02982 137 125 10 2
5212 No sir, this is our "Creamed Tornado Soup", not Creamed Tomato. 1.1020 0.03012 147 135 9 3
5213 Listen up, you 7.5 billion people out there, I represent the top 5% of greatest wealth -- and that's 70%, so you're outvoted. 1.1014 0.02667 148 134 13 1
5214 Don't take Ath too seriously." 1.1013 0.02722 158 144 12 2
5215 you're shouting again. stop. this is such old news. 1.1008 0.02661 129 116 13 0
5216 Ahhh! The Giant Ball! 1.1007 0.02758 139 126 12 1
5217 North America's going to crush my face and I won't be able to do anything about it. 1.1006 0.02389 179 162 16 1
5218 And now please welcome Mr Galapogos. 1.1000 0.02539 160 145 14 1
5219 As you can see, 'World Table' is a comment platform — aimed at tipping the table on its edge. 1.1000 0.02798 150 137 11 2
5220 as you can see my opponent is a no show! he still thinks that Leif Erickson was the first one here. What a foolish thought. 1.0993 0.02617 151 137 13 1
5221 Indy, I already told you, “I don’t have it”. 1.0987 0.02600 152 138 13 1
5222 Sure My opponent is larger but without me his face would be where his butt is! 1.0987 0.02600 152 138 13 1
5223 You canC%22]/div[1]/form[1]/a[1]%22%2C%22href%22:%22https://account.newyorker.com/?retURL=https%253A%252F%252Fwww.newyorker.com%252Fcartoons%252Fcontest%2523thisweek%253Freload%253Dtrue%22} 1.0985 0.02603 132 119 13 0
5224 I said, 'cars.' Massachusetts, I told you to stifle! 1.0982 0.02642 163 149 12 2
5225 No wall stop our next speaker. 1.0980 0.02584 153 139 13 1
5226 what a bimbo bear you are! 1.0977 0.02585 133 120 13 0
5227 My tower doeth protest? 1.0976 0.02480 164 149 14 1
5228 Your incontinence makes you sound like ET or maybe Joe Lieberman! 1.0970 0.02972 134 123 9 2
5229 No, No, No, it doesn't exist. 1.0968 0.02862 155 143 9 3
5230 Order, orrr der! 1.0968 0.02862 155 143 9 3
5231 We are testing this as a potential backdrop for the Oval Office with the lectern replacing the ResoluteDesk. 1.0962 0.02537 156 142 13 1
5232 Trump lectures the world: there's no debating it, I've made America great again, better than all of you and that other hemisphere hiding behind you! 1.0960 0.03095 125 115 8 2
5233 My opponent's ideas make quite a splash, but they just don't water! 1.0959 0.02445 146 132 14 0
5234 This is America, whooot. 1.0952 0.02614 147 134 12 1
5235 Here you can see projected evolution of our planet next century without carbon capture. 1.0949 0.02718 137 125 11 1
5236 ...But she changes her mind every second. 1.0935 0.03045 139 129 7 3
5237 There’s my opponent, running around the world, counting his money, a beautiful girl on each arm. 1.0927 0.02548 151 138 12 1
5238 Elect her and she 1.0927 0.02548 151 138 12 1
5239 Global warming is Wavey af 1.0926 0.02599 162 149 11 2
5240 I needed a platform like Dukakis to not be upstaged by you! 1.0921 0.02353 152 138 14 0
5241 look at this fucking fattie bro 1.0909 0.02412 143 130 13 0
5242 The polar bears are on the Hudson Bay. 1.0897 0.02296 156 142 14 0
5243 Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana And Columbus is the capital of O-hi-o 1.0881 0.02425 159 146 12 1
5244 AAukkeueue6we6 1.0875 0.02717 160 149 8 3
5245 The world. She a big. She a beautiful. Me, the man beside, fella so small? I hold her back, I reject the lady. Too large. She a big, and I am object. 1.0873 0.02765 126 116 9 1
5246 This is a congress of the World Health Organization... Organization 1.0863 0.02600 139 128 10 1
5247 Technology... Entertainment... Duluth 1.0863 0.02391 139 127 12 0
5248 You can call yourself Gaia, but let the people know your real name is Goliath, Mister Big Shot! 1.0861 0.02290 151 138 13 0
5249 Revenge of the nerds 1.0853 0.02703 129 119 9 1
5250 I don't need your opinion, stay away! 1.0851 0.02564 141 130 10 1
5251 Geez Mother, I packed my own lunch! 1.0845 0.02342 142 130 12 0
5252 Just believe in Jesus 1.0839 0.02530 143 132 10 1
5253 And what about Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale? 1.0822 0.02479 146 135 10 1
5254 Y 1.0805 0.02431 149 138 10 1
5255 What an irony ! We are all witnessing my debate opponent being 1.0797 0.02314 138 127 11 0
5256 And as president, I will remove all coastal entry restrictions." Gaye Fontoura, Ossining, N 1.0784 0.02370 153 142 10 1
5257 We have to face the fact that if my opponents are that critical of Israeli policy, they may be anti-semites. 1.0781 0.02627 128 119 8 1
5258 The World is a Vampire! 1.0775 0.02607 129 120 8 1
5259 Stop in the name of the law! 1.0774 0.02513 155 145 8 2
5260 As you must already know, a thorn brought a lion to its knees. That's Mr.Thorn to you! And don't forget it! 1.0769 0.02588 130 121 8 1
5261 I have a pet peeve! 1.0769 0.02640 143 134 7 2
5262 I’m just tryna stick my dick in your great lakes 1.0764 0.02430 144 134 9 1
5263 There has been allot of misconceptions about your financial situations" 1.0763 0.02329 131 121 10 0
5264 excuse me waiter,there's an elephant nose in my soup. 1.0758 0.02312 132 122 10 0
5265 The world's mine oyster 1.0748 0.02178 147 136 11 0
5266 Mother knows best, and you know it, buddy, please realize! 1.0733 0.02136 150 139 11 0
5267 And on another note, "MoM! I'lL bE HoMe ArOUnD SiX!" 1.0719 0.02291 153 143 9 1
5268 And now find the next power point. 1.0714 0.02184 140 130 10 0
5269 And the next step is Melancholia! 1.0709 0.02169 141 131 10 0
5270 Our side of the world is clean the other side is dirty! 1.0690 0.02327 145 136 8 1
5271 Not fair! I was only scheduled to d 1.0672 0.02415 134 126 7 1
5272 For your next conference or congress: a podium scaled exactly to 1/6 of 2 gazzlions dimension of the planet earth's surface. 1.0671 0.02057 149 139 10 0
5273 I told you that I didn’t want carrot soup” For cartoon of the week in 3/11/19 issu 1.0654 0.02569 153 146 4 3
5274 So how’s the California vacation Dad? 1.0612 0.01984 147 138 9 0
5275 Mr. Worldwide... 1.0608 0.02192 148 140 7 1
5276 Penis 1.0552 0.02353 145 139 4 2
5277 Message strong with 2nd grade athetic. 1.0427 0.01878 117 112 5 0