Contest #656


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656

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “He gets so dramatic when I lower the thermostat.”
  2. “It was his choice. I wanted cremation.”
  3. “Don't let him fool you. He can't read.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-31T21:25:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-04-14T21:25:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-04-08T21:25:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 15, 2019
Number of captions 5278
Number of responses 769984
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 How do you respond to allegations that you're bipolar? 1.8976 0.06654 166 70 43 53
1 The poles show you’re in trouble. 1.8000 0.06816 140 62 44 34
2 I'm sure voters have noticed that you're completely in the dark half the time. 1.7769 0.06991 121 52 44 25
3 I guarantee in twelve hours we'll see a completely different side of my opponent. 1.7687 0.06693 147 69 43 35
4 Ask yourself, are you better off now than you were four billion years ago? 1.7669 0.06189 163 74 53 36
5 Oh, sure. But in 12 hours, you'll take the opposite position. 1.7200 0.06424 150 73 46 31
6 I guarantee in twelve hours my opponent will be on the other side of the issue. 1.7075 0.06633 147 75 40 32
7 That wasn’t your position this morning. 1.7031 0.07047 128 65 36 27
8 My opponent, on the other hand, tends to be all over the map. 1.6972 0.06553 142 71 43 28
9 There you go again; constantly changing your position" 1.6923 0.06718 130 64 42 24
10 Ask yourself, are you better off than you were 4.54 billion years ago? 1.6852 0.06033 162 81 51 30
11 Spin. Spin. Spin. That's all we ever get from you. 1.6835 0.06541 139 70 43 26
12 Spin and more spin! That's all we get from you. 1.6835 0.06852 139 74 35 30
13 Everything doesn’t revolve around you, you know! 1.6765 0.06424 136 67 46 23
14 Wait, if you're here, then where are we? 1.6731 0.06441 156 84 39 33
15 And finally, can you really trust my opponent whose position changes EVERY SINGLE DAY? 1.6625 0.06263 160 86 42 32
16 Twelve hours from now my opponent will do a complete about-face. 1.6596 0.06739 141 77 35 29
17 And yet just a few hours ago you held a totally different position! 1.6512 0.06663 129 67 40 22
18 Don't be fooled by her 4.5 billion years of experience. 1.6494 0.06079 154 80 48 26
19 Please let me finish. Not everything revolves around you! 1.6484 0.06890 128 69 35 24
20 I know for a fact Russia is behind this. 1.6483 0.06531 145 79 38 28
21 No offense, but half the time , you’re in the dark! 1.6481 0.06097 162 87 45 30
22 We've had enough of your spin. 1.6458 0.06269 144 75 45 24
23 Clearly Russia is behind you! 1.6410 0.06428 156 88 36 32
24 In the past 12 hours, my opponent has made a complete about-face. 1.6346 0.06174 156 85 43 28
25 Spin! All we get from you is spin! 1.6316 0.06534 133 71 40 22
26 Make no mistake—in just half a day his position will have changed 180 degrees! 1.6309 0.06270 149 81 42 26
27 My opponent changes his position every day 1.6306 0.06148 157 86 43 28
28 And can we trust a candidate that does a 180 twice a day? 1.6277 0.06715 137 77 34 26
29 My opponent’s position changes every day! 1.6259 0.06633 147 85 32 30
30 All my opponent ever does is spin, spin, spin.” 1.6212 0.06676 132 73 36 23
31 Folks, we need stability—not a revolution every 24 hours. 1.6197 0.06685 142 82 32 28
32 With all due respect, I am the one with the degree in global studies. 1.6131 0.06323 137 74 42 21
33 Wait... If you're here then where am I? 1.6122 0.06579 147 86 32 29
34 I don't care how many millions of years it took. Your 5 minutes are up. 1.6122 0.06063 147 79 46 22
35 Oh, I get it - the whole world's right and I'm wrong. 1.6099 0.06884 141 85 26 30
36 Really? You held the exact opposite position just six months ago! 1.6090 0.06651 133 75 35 23
37 You are bipolar and tempestuous. 1.6054 0.06516 147 86 33 28
38 I've got many, many continents. More continents than you can even imagine. The best continents. 1.6014 0.06268 148 84 39 25
39 Even your own poles show you losing. 1.6000 0.06709 140 83 30 27
40 Spin, spin and more spin! Stop that! 1.5976 0.05712 169 94 49 26
41 Please let me finish. Your last turn felt like it took all day. 1.5970 0.06793 134 79 30 25
42 If you're here then what am I standing on? 1.5966 0.07192 119 70 27 22
43 And another thing, you think the sun rises and sets around you! 1.5962 0.06086 156 89 41 26
44 You're in trouble at the poles! 1.5959 0.06704 146 89 27 30
45 Just as we seemed to finding some common ground, you rotate right back to the same position you held 24 hours ago! 1.5956 0.06632 136 79 33 24
46 Unfortunately, Wind and Fire will be unable to join us tonight. 1.5924 0.06126 157 91 39 27
47 Just in the last day, my opponent has rotated 360 degrees. 1.5921 0.06075 152 86 42 24
48 Yes, but can you act locally? 1.5921 0.05856 152 83 48 21
49 Rest assured, by the time this debate is over, my opponent will have changed positions yet again. 1.5890 0.06349 146 85 36 25
50 The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself. 1.5886 0.06164 158 93 37 28
51 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is me against the world. 1.5878 0.06355 148 87 35 26
52 First you spend millions of years making fossil fuels, now you say we can't use them? 1.5845 0.06496 142 84 33 25
53 There you go again, thinking everything revolves around you! 1.5823 0.05834 158 89 46 23
54 Unlike my opponent, I don’t believe everything revolves around me. 1.5816 0.06612 141 85 30 26
55 Are you better off than you were four billion years ago? 1.5816 0.06136 141 79 42 20
56 My opponent believes the sun rises and sets on her. 1.5814 0.06934 129 78 27 24
57 Not quite. But you're getting warmer. 1.5772 0.06111 149 86 40 23
58 Look, if you are who you say you are then what am I standing on? 1.5772 0.06330 149 89 34 26
59 Don't be intimidated by the gravity of my opponent. 1.5758 0.06640 132 78 32 22
60 Nothing but spin. 1.5745 0.06464 141 84 33 24
61 Enough with the spin. 1.5732 0.05940 157 91 42 24
62 Are we really considering electing someone who will be over five billion years old at the time they take office? 1.5725 0.06322 131 74 39 18
63 This debate doesn't revolve around you. 1.5714 0.06029 147 84 42 21
64 There you go again, promising the moon. 1.5705 0.05615 156 86 51 19
65 It’s always about you, isn’t it? 1.5704 0.06268 135 77 39 19
66 It's all spin. 1.5672 0.06218 134 76 40 18
67 My opponent relies too heavily on poles. 1.5633 0.06249 158 98 31 29
68 I knew Venus. Venus was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Venus. 1.5621 0.06140 153 92 36 25
69 My opponent here is a master of spin. 1.5606 0.06202 132 75 40 17
70 My opponent spins everything. 1.5584 0.05970 154 91 40 23
71 The earth has an announcement to make: it's bi-polar. 1.5581 0.06865 129 80 26 23
72 She keeps going around and around and never gets to her point. 1.5556 0.06453 135 81 33 21
73 Half of each and every day, my opponent is operating in the dark. 1.5548 0.06218 155 96 32 27
74 Sure, my opponent claims she can provide clean air, clean water, enough food for everyone - but how is she going to pay for it? 1.5540 0.06472 139 85 31 23
75 My opponent has been spinning in circles. If we follow her we'll just end up in the same spot next year! 1.5535 0.05758 159 93 44 22
76 It appears my opponent is getting heated. 1.5530 0.06569 132 80 31 21
77 You can spin all you want 1.5528 0.06752 123 74 30 19
78 Save the Earth? Now who's the narcissist? 1.5526 0.05962 152 90 40 22
79 So, if you are here, what are we all standing on? 1.5522 0.06493 134 81 32 21
80 As always, my opponent is going around in circles. 1.5508 0.06658 118 69 33 16
81 Yeah, and I guess you think the sun revolves around you! 1.5507 0.06177 138 81 38 19
82 Is my opponent going to reach a point or continue to go around in circles? 1.5506 0.05718 158 92 45 21
83 And the moon is gonna pay for it. 1.5504 0.06781 129 80 27 22
84 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation! 1.5500 0.05868 160 96 40 24
85 It is common knowledge that my opponent is a master of spin 1.5497 0.05756 171 104 40 27
86 I'm afraid your time's almost up. 1.5490 0.05934 153 91 40 22
87 It is almost impossible to overstate the gravity of my opponent’s position. 1.5489 0.06620 133 82 29 22
88 Can you be a bit more Pacific? 1.5479 0.05998 146 86 40 20
89 That wasn’t your position six months ago! 1.5474 0.06300 137 82 35 20
90 A stay-at-home mom for 4 1/2 billion years with no managerial expertise... 1.5473 0.06164 148 90 35 23
91 Well, I'm just warming up, too. 1.5462 0.06563 130 79 31 20
92 No! I say that you have been given too much latitude already! 1.5460 0.05786 163 98 41 24
93 As you can see, my opponent is completely off his axis! 1.5455 0.06096 143 85 38 20
94 What makes you an expert on climate change? 1.5449 0.05988 156 95 37 24
95 Could you be more Pacific?! 1.5442 0.06273 147 91 32 24
96 I think you need a latitude adjustment. 1.5441 0.05984 136 78 42 16
97 Yes, my opponent may be worldly, but he also has a dark side. 1.5429 0.06280 140 85 34 21
98 You just have to put a spin on everything, don't you? 1.5419 0.05878 155 93 40 22
99 My opponent is only showing half of the picture! 1.5414 0.05307 157 87 55 15
100 Furthermore, Fox just broke the story that you weren't even born in our solar system! 1.5409 0.05833 159 96 40 23
101 If elected, I will build a great, great wall and Mars will pay for it. 1.5401 0.05862 137 78 44 15
102 Our next auction item, one used and abused planet. A real fixer upper, but with lots of potential. 1.5396 0.06398 139 86 31 22
103 As you can see the world is very big. Huge. Really huge. And there is a lot of water. Very wet water. 1.5375 0.05807 160 97 40 23
104 You don't look so hot to me. 1.5350 0.05681 157 93 44 20
105 I've seen Jupiter, sir. And you're no Jupiter. 1.5342 0.05913 161 100 36 25
106 My opponent seems to think the world of himself 1.5338 0.05865 148 88 41 19
107 There you go again... Spin. Spin. Spin. 1.5338 0.05865 148 88 41 19
108 You too have faults. 1.5325 0.05632 169 103 42 24
109 I will concede that my opponent speaks with exceptional gravity. 1.5325 0.06053 154 96 34 24
110 The Flat Earth Society welcomes a very controversial speaker tonight... 1.5321 0.05993 156 97 35 24
111 And yet my opponent refuses to share her earth certificate! 1.5319 0.06086 141 85 37 19
112 I will concede that my opponent may have more gravitas. 1.5303 0.06219 132 79 36 17
113 In case you haven't heard--you are not the center of the universe. 1.5298 0.05929 151 92 38 21
114 In general, we at the Flat Earth Society do not lend much credibility to physical evidence. 1.5294 0.06257 136 83 34 19
115 You're constantly shifting your position. 1.5294 0.06014 153 95 35 23
116 My opponent is a known environmental extremist. 1.5287 0.06032 157 99 33 25
117 If you're here, then where are we? 1.5286 0.06367 140 88 30 22
118 Please, stop saying "I think I 'm speaking for all of us..." 1.5276 0.05457 163 96 48 19
119 You think everything revolves around you. 1.5271 0.06791 129 83 24 22
120 My opponent is a disaster waiting to happen. 1.5270 0.05945 148 90 38 20
121 Proving, once again, it's me against the world. 1.5266 0.05696 169 105 39 25
122 My opponent, clearly, thinks the world of himself. 1.5263 0.05750 152 91 42 19
123 Are you better off now than you were four billion years ago? 1.5256 0.05855 156 96 38 22
124 Could you be a bit more Pacific? 1.5255 0.05959 137 81 40 16
125 That's your best argument? You have 4.5 billion years of life experience over me? 1.5255 0.06048 137 82 38 17
126 No doubt my opponent will defend globalism. 1.5250 0.05534 160 95 46 19
127 Can I finish my point? You had 4.5 billion years to make yours. 1.5247 0.05483 162 96 47 19
128 Wait... if you're here, then what planet am I on? 1.5241 0.06118 145 90 34 21
129 And what makes YOU an expert on climate change? 1.5238 0.05661 168 104 40 24
130 OK, so maybe when I said I would "take on the world" I overpromised. 1.5231 0.06294 130 79 34 17
131 It isn't fair. You've been warming up for a while. I'm just getting started. 1.5231 0.06294 130 79 34 17
132 Point to where the orange man hurt you. 1.5229 0.06295 153 100 26 27
133 I knew Jupiter; I was a friend of Jupiter, and sir, you are no Jupiter. 1.5223 0.05827 157 97 38 22
134 I'm for the voters while my opponent is for self-preservation. 1.5223 0.05827 157 97 38 22
135 Well, it looks like the whole world is against me. 1.5221 0.06172 136 83 35 18
136 I catch your continental drift. 1.5221 0.06172 136 83 35 18
137 And you, sir, are no Mars. 1.5215 0.05795 163 102 37 24
138 I knew planet Earth, you sir are no planet Earth. 1.5215 0.05663 163 100 41 22
139 I would ask my opponent to please refrain from finishing every argument with "the world has spoken". 1.5211 0.06219 142 89 32 21
140 When I said I’m willing to take on the whole world, it was a metaphor! 1.5210 0.05428 167 100 47 20
141 My opponent is all over the map. 1.5197 0.05902 152 94 37 21
142 And now, someone who needs no introduction. 1.5197 0.06600 127 80 28 19
143 Global warming, world peace, global poverty"...For my opponent it's always, "Me, me, me! 1.5188 0.06631 133 86 25 22
144 I would suggest to you that you are taking these climate change debates far too personally 1.5185 0.05934 135 80 40 15
145 Do you even understand the gravity of this situation? 1.5185 0.05934 135 80 40 15
146 I give facts and all you get from her is spin. 1.5182 0.06138 137 84 35 18
147 Oh, believe me. I'm just warming up, too! 1.5172 0.05631 145 85 45 15
148 My opponant can spin as much as he likes but we all know that in 24 hours he will return to exactly the same position. Just admit it sir; you are a globalist! 1.5166 0.05781 151 92 40 19
149 You're clearly out of your orbit. 1.5161 0.05886 155 97 36 22
150 Stop spinning and give me a straight answer! 1.5161 0.05669 155 94 42 19
151 No, I'm the one who's just warming up. 1.5161 0.05815 155 96 38 21
152 It's me against the world. 1.5152 0.06130 132 80 36 16
153 So after Atlas shrugged, what happened? 1.5149 0.06507 134 86 27 21
154 That's not exactly what I meant, but you're getting warmer. 1.5147 0.06173 136 84 34 18
155 Please give a not-so-warm welcome to our next guest. 1.5147 0.06084 136 83 36 17
156 My opponent is ignoring the gravity of this situation. 1.5140 0.04907 179 103 60 16
157 Why does it always feel like it's me against the world? 1.5137 0.06088 146 92 33 21
158 So I guess it's me against the world. 1.5132 0.05753 152 93 40 19
159 Doug mansplains climate change to Mother Earth 1.5130 0.06058 154 99 31 24
160 Well, I guess it's me against the world, then! 1.5125 0.05677 160 99 40 21
161 You see, the whole world is against me. 1.5122 0.05638 164 102 40 22
162 My opponent is a master at spinning. 1.5122 0.05769 164 104 36 24
163 And what makes you the expert on global warming? 1.5119 0.05849 168 109 32 27
164 You always have to turn everything into a global issue, don’t you? 1.5116 0.06795 129 85 22 22
165 Stop spinning everything. 1.5113 0.06280 133 83 32 18
166 You thought you were too big to fail. 1.5108 0.06407 139 90 27 22
167 You need to cool down before we continue. 1.5103 0.06276 145 94 28 23
168 Wait ... if you’re there, where am I? 1.5097 0.05520 155 93 45 17
169 I can see Alaska from here! 1.5096 0.05899 157 100 34 23
170 My five minutes are up. I'm sure my opponent could go on for ages. 1.5077 0.05906 130 77 40 13
171 My opponent, however, leans twenty three and a half degrees to the left but six months later will do exactly the opposire! 1.5072 0.06277 138 88 30 20
172 Just cool down. 1.5070 0.06059 142 89 34 19
173 All my opponent does is spin. 1.5070 0.06301 142 92 28 22
174 Enough about your problems. 1.5068 0.05770 146 89 40 17
175 My opponent has 'flatly refused' and now he 'roundly condemns' - well, which is it? 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
176 Oh, sure...next you'll be saying you speak for everyone. 1.5068 0.05792 148 91 39 18
177 May I present, the leading authority on climate change. 1.5068 0.05631 148 89 43 16
178 Once again, my opponent proves the master of spin. 1.5067 0.05413 150 88 48 14
179 Let me finish...you've had 4.5 billion years; it's my turn to talk. 1.5065 0.05772 154 96 38 20
180 What if I’m right and the whole world IS wrong? 1.5065 0.05623 154 94 42 18
181 What on earth are you talking about? 1.5063 0.05732 158 99 38 21
182 With all due respect, the people are getting sick of your constant spin. 1.5061 0.05225 164 97 51 16
183 My opponent would have you believe that a crisis is looming... 1.5038 0.05710 133 78 43 12
184 My opponent obviously thinks the world of himself. 1.5036 0.05719 139 83 42 14
185 There you go again, always spinning things! 1.5036 0.05899 139 85 38 16
186 Who cares what the world thinks! 1.5036 0.06073 139 87 34 18
187 Must you put a spin on everything? 1.5034 0.05547 145 86 45 14
188 The universe does not revolve around you! 1.5034 0.05717 145 88 41 16
189 My opponent seems to think the sun rises and sets on her alone! 1.5034 0.05822 147 91 38 18
190 Is it warm in here or is it just you? 1.5033 0.05706 151 93 40 18
191 My opponent thinks everything revolves around her. 1.5033 0.05874 153 97 35 21
192 My opponent’s arguments are just all over the map. 1.5000 0.05661 144 87 42 15
193 You're not too big to fail. 1.5000 0.05608 160 100 40 20
194 You say you want a revolution? 1.5000 0.06868 106 66 27 13
195 Too big to fail? Tell that to Venus. 1.5000 0.05995 144 91 34 19
196 I don't care for my opponent's spin. 1.5000 0.05362 152 90 48 14
197 And now, introducing my special guest for Earth Day... 1.5000 0.05329 174 108 45 21
198 Quit with the spin! 1.5000 0.06113 124 75 36 13
199 My opponent will promise you the moon. 1.5000 0.05495 156 95 44 17
200 I told you I’m not paranoid..the world IS against me 1.5000 0.06141 142 91 31 20
201 Sir, could you be more pacific? 1.5000 0.05661 144 87 42 15
202 I don't think my opponent appreciates the gravity of the situation. 1.5000 0.05802 158 101 35 22
203 Please - you've had 5 billion years; you can wait another 30 seconds. 1.5000 0.05830 152 96 36 20
204 I know you’re just warming up 1.5000 0.05889 150 95 35 20
205 Nothing but spin, folks! 1.4969 0.05530 163 102 41 20
206 Must you spin everything? 1.4969 0.05511 161 100 42 19
207 This is big, no matter how you spin it. 1.4969 0.05563 159 99 41 19
208 Our next presenter has tremendous gravitas. 1.4969 0.05634 159 100 39 20
209 And our next expert on climate change needs no introduction... 1.4968 0.05900 157 102 32 23
210 Volatile. Windy. Erupting. Stormy. These are all words commonly used to describe my opponent. 1.4966 0.05684 149 92 40 17
211 Spin, spin, spin, that’s all you do! 1.4966 0.05822 147 92 37 18
212 You clearly fail to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4965 0.05690 143 87 41 15
213 71% of my opponent's surface is covered with water. He is practically all wet. He is 4.54 billion years old! He takes 24 hours to rotate on his axis! Let's not even mention the gaping hole in his ozone layer. vote for me. 1.4965 0.06092 141 90 32 19
214 Of course my opponent promises you the world. But does he have anything else to offer? 1.4964 0.06140 137 87 32 18
215 The earth was captured by the sun. I like planets that were not captured by the sun! 1.4962 0.06536 131 86 25 20
216 You're just mad because you're melting in the polls. 1.4937 0.05677 160 102 37 21
217 And our next Earth Day speaker needs no introduction. 1.4935 0.05698 154 97 38 19
218 Everyday her position changes, like 180 degrees. 1.4935 0.05547 154 95 42 17
219 I don't care how many revolutions you've started. You have to wait your turn. 1.4933 0.05734 150 94 38 18
220 So if YOU'RE here, then what planet am I on? 1.4932 0.05871 148 94 35 19
221 Are you going to answer the question, or just keep spinning? 1.4932 0.05792 148 93 37 18
222 My opponent expects everything to revolve around him. 1.4932 0.05519 146 88 44 14
223 This is America! Who cares what the world thinks. 1.4932 0.05519 146 88 44 14
224 And how do you feel about Europe and Asia talking behind your back? 1.4932 0.05932 146 93 34 19
225 Voters want the truth but you just spin. 1.4931 0.05661 144 88 41 15
226 Looks like it’s me against the world. 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
227 No, only most of the stage is a world. 1.4928 0.06361 138 91 26 21
228 I believe your time is almost up 1.4925 0.05969 134 83 36 15
229 My opponent seems to disregard the gravity of the situation! 1.4923 0.06297 130 83 30 17
230 What my opponent fails to mention is that I WILL build a wall. And Mars will pay for it! 1.4918 0.06506 122 78 28 16
231 Our next speaker will share a more global perspective. 1.4907 0.05147 161 96 51 14
232 Now, my opponent would have you believe she’s actually getting hotter with age. 1.4906 0.06173 159 109 22 28
233 Why is it always me against the world?! 1.4906 0.05773 159 103 34 22
234 And now, for a global perspective. 1.4903 0.05208 155 92 50 13
235 My opponent is all over the place. 1.4902 0.05573 153 95 41 17
236 I guess it really is me against the world. 1.4899 0.05684 149 93 39 17
237 MEDICS! Something just fell on our president! 1.4897 0.06121 145 95 29 21
238 Some days, it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4892 0.06072 139 89 32 18
239 Would I be running for reelection if I cared what the world thinks? 1.4892 0.05809 139 86 38 15
240 Stop! It's all just spin! 1.4892 0.05986 139 88 34 17
241 ... and I assert that the only reason you support the idea of global warming is your own self interest. 1.4892 0.06325 139 92 26 21
242 I too, am just warming up! 1.4889 0.05649 135 81 42 12
243 I, on the other hand, prefer to think locally. 1.4887 0.05906 133 82 37 14
244 ``You're hot? Well my feet hurt. Now answer the question.'' 1.4884 0.06428 129 84 27 18
245 What do you mean you’re just warming up? 1.4882 0.06211 127 80 32 15
246 My opponent's views on global climate change are clearly self-serving. 1.4877 0.05415 162 101 43 18
247 You claim to think globally, but can we afford to have a president who is bipolar? 1.4873 0.06073 158 107 25 26
248 And now, straight from its world tour around the sun... 1.4872 0.05494 156 97 42 17
249 My opponent represents everything that is wrong with the world today. 1.4870 0.05546 154 96 41 17
250 Just when the debate started to get interesting, Atlas shrugged. 1.4870 0.05916 154 101 31 22
251 Enough spin! 1.4870 0.05391 154 94 45 15
252 And to my left, the Democratic candidates for President of the United States. 1.4868 0.06049 152 101 28 23
253 This feels like it’s me against the world. 1.4867 0.05655 150 94 39 17
254 What can you say when the whole world is against you? 1.4863 0.05851 146 93 35 18
255 See you in twenty-four hours. 1.4861 0.05829 144 91 36 17
256 I suppose it really is "me against the world"! 1.4861 0.06074 144 94 30 20
257 And of course my opponent will claim to be more worldly. 1.4855 0.05929 138 87 35 16
258 My opponent accuses me of failing to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4851 0.06061 134 85 33 16
259 Get to the point. I don't have 7.5 billion years. 1.4848 0.05938 132 82 36 14
260 I knew Jupiter. And you’re no Jupiter. 1.4847 0.05597 163 105 37 21
261 Despite our differences, I can certainly appreciate your uniquely global perspective.” 1.4843 0.05703 159 103 35 21
262 My opponent can't even give us a straight answer about their age. Are you 5,779 or 4.5 billion years old? 1.4841 0.05541 157 99 40 18
263 I'm afraid your time is up. 1.4837 0.05495 153 95 42 16
264 Respectfully, you don't speak for everyone. 1.4837 0.05724 153 98 36 19
265 I said "you're flat" not "fat". 1.4834 0.05627 151 95 39 17
266 I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation. 1.4832 0.05683 149 94 38 17
267 What makes you think you can speak for the whole world? 1.4832 0.05683 149 94 38 17
268 So where is Carmen Sandiego? 1.4832 0.05993 149 98 30 21
269 I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's age or rising core temperature. 1.4831 0.05739 118 69 41 8
270 My turn! Your 5 billion years are up. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
271 You're getting a little heated. 1.4830 0.05900 147 95 33 19
272 I feel like the whole world is against me here. 1.4828 0.05962 145 94 32 19
273 Who in the world do you think you are? 1.4825 0.06265 143 96 25 22
274 My opponent is clearly off his axis. 1.4824 0.05357 170 108 42 20
275 Just more spin from my opponent. 1.4820 0.05897 139 88 35 16
276 I think we've all had about enough of your spin. 1.4820 0.05717 139 86 39 14
277 Yet again, it’s me against the world. 1.4820 0.05897 139 88 35 16
278 Unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist. 1.4818 0.06225 137 90 28 19
279 It’s always me against the world! 1.4818 0.05870 137 86 36 15
280 My sincere apologies to our next presenter, but, it seems, we have run out of time. 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
281 There you go again, always promising the moon! 1.4812 0.05535 160 102 39 19
282 If you're here, what are we standing on? 1.4812 0.06187 133 86 30 17
283 I would like to urge my distinguished opponent to cool down. 1.4805 0.05545 154 97 40 17
284 I can see Russia from here. 1.4803 0.05900 127 78 37 12
285 The World speaks for itself. The question is whether anyone is listening. 1.4803 0.06210 127 81 31 15
286 It's indisputable that my opponent likes to "spin". 1.4800 0.05493 150 93 42 15
287 Yes, but act local. 1.4800 0.05654 150 95 38 17
288 You just keep going in circles. 1.4797 0.05463 148 91 43 14
289 And now for a global perspective on tonight's topic... 1.4795 0.05517 146 90 42 14
290 is it warm in here, or is that just you 1.4793 0.05380 169 108 41 20
291 With all due respect, those comments reflect an incredibly biased world view. 1.4792 0.05992 144 94 31 19
292 My opponent makes every issue a global issue. 1.4792 0.05304 144 86 47 11
293 As Atlas was saying just before he shrugged... 1.4792 0.06073 144 95 29 20
294 First let me say that I think the world of my opponent. 1.4792 0.05395 144 87 45 12
295 I'm hot and gassy too and I don't blame YOU for it. 1.4789 0.05804 142 90 36 16
296 I keep telling my shrink I am not paranoid, the whole world is against me. 1.4789 0.05804 142 90 36 16
297 I feel like the whole world is against me. 1.4788 0.05544 165 107 37 21
298 You sir, are no sun. 1.4785 0.05595 163 106 36 21
299 To begin - I just want to say, I think the world of my opponent. 1.4783 0.05747 138 86 38 14
300 Being 4.6 Billion years old doesn't make you an expert in everything! 1.4780 0.05560 159 102 38 19
301 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Pluto. 1.4779 0.05901 136 86 35 15
302 Stop. You've had your turn. 1.4779 0.05520 136 82 43 11
303 Oh, now you’re the expert on climate change? 1.4776 0.06331 134 89 26 19
304 I have an axis to grind with you. 1.4773 0.05936 132 83 35 14
305 Please excuse the methane release. 1.4768 0.05466 151 94 42 15
306 Don't you turn your Pacific at me! I'm talking to you! 1.4768 0.05466 151 94 42 15
307 I appreciate your global perspective, however...…. 1.4768 0.05856 151 99 32 20
308 My opponent puts a spin on everything. 1.4765 0.05352 149 91 45 13
309 At first glance the earth seems impressive, but there's a darker side. 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
310 Same old spin! 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
311 Have you ever felt like the whole world’s against you? 1.4762 0.05898 147 96 32 19
312 My opponent is just spinning around in circles! 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
313 Next thing you’re going to say is that WE are to blame for your problems. 1.4753 0.05412 162 103 41 18
314 I'd like to ask my opponent what *really* happened to the dinosaurs? 1.4752 0.05745 141 89 37 15
315 We keep going round and round on this issue... 1.4747 0.05365 158 99 43 16
316 Even from this far out, New Jersey still sucks. 1.4747 0.06003 158 108 25 25
317 I challenge my opponent to prove he originated in our solar system. 1.4741 0.05743 135 84 38 13
318 I’ve got moons, lots of moons; the BEST moons. 1.4737 0.05459 171 112 37 22
319 And believe me, this is only the half of it. 1.4733 0.05808 150 98 33 19
320 My opponent would like you to believe she can be all things to all people. 1.4726 0.05928 146 96 31 19
321 Excuse me, this is a no spin zone. 1.4726 0.05515 146 91 41 14
322 My opponent is clearly a Globalist. 1.4726 0.05928 146 96 31 19
323 My opponent's argument only holds 70% water. 1.4724 0.06207 127 82 30 15
324 You may think the world of my opponent now, but he will turn on you...every single day! 1.4722 0.05990 144 95 30 19
325 I am NOT paranoid! Why is the whole world against me? 1.4717 0.05769 159 106 31 22
326 My opponent is going to promise you the world. 1.4713 0.05628 174 118 30 26
327 Can there remain any doubt that my opponent’s world view is extremely self-centered? 1.4710 0.05926 138 89 33 16
328 Time's up. 1.4709 0.05308 172 111 41 20
329 Do you understand the gravity of this situation? 1.4702 0.05701 151 98 35 18
330 We all know that you're in the pocket of Big Solar. 1.4701 0.06057 134 87 31 16
331 Who are you going to believe? Me, or the rest of the world? 1.4697 0.05933 132 84 34 14
332 I'm really up against the world here. 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
333 Me against the world was meant to be rhetorical 1.4694 0.05736 147 95 35 17
334 And still you deny being a globalist? 1.4686 0.05176 175 112 44 19
335 I fully grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
336 You are not the center of the universe! 1.4681 0.05654 141 89 38 14
337 Our next speaker is no stranger to the world stage.... 1.4679 0.05413 156 99 41 16
338 I'll let the world speak for itself. 1.4678 0.05265 171 110 42 19
339 You sir are not too big to fail. 1.4677 0.06213 124 80 30 14
340 It's no surprise that my opponent hides his most polarizing features. 1.4676 0.05893 139 90 33 16
341 Hey - cool down! 1.4675 0.05766 154 102 32 20
342 I, too, am mostly made up of water 1.4675 0.05038 169 105 49 15
343 I would remind my opponent that his time is up. 1.4675 0.05311 169 109 41 19
344 I always said, it’s me against the world. 1.4671 0.05516 152 97 39 16
345 Now for a global perspective! 1.4671 0.05823 152 101 31 20
346 Our next speaker needs no introduction... 1.4667 0.05489 150 95 40 15
347 And you come up here acting like the sun revolves around you! 1.4667 0.06203 135 90 27 18
348 While my opponent clearly has a global perspective, note his bias toward the western hemisphere. 1.4667 0.05835 135 86 35 14
349 So what makes you such an expert on climate change? 1.4663 0.05524 163 107 36 20
350 I believe you've had your turn. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
351 Now who's getting overheated!? 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
352 I can see Russia from this podium. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
353 Having the whole world on your side still doesn't make you right! 1.4659 0.05026 176 111 48 17
354 Just back from a successful revolution around the sun, let’s give it up for Earth. 1.4658 0.05140 161 100 47 14
355 AND she claims to be an expert on global warming! But I ask, 'WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS?' 1.4658 0.05512 146 92 40 14
356 We have still yet to see my opponent’s birth certificate. 1.4656 0.06253 131 87 27 17
357 Well, I really don’t like your latitude. 1.4651 0.06132 129 84 30 15
358 I’d like to thank everyone for being with us this evening. 1.4650 0.05310 157 99 43 15
359 Sometimes I feel as if it is me versus the world! 1.4645 0.05280 155 97 44 14
360 Again, it’s me against the world. 1.4643 0.06117 140 94 27 19
361 What world are YOU living in? 1.4641 0.05566 153 99 37 17
362 With all due respect, my esteemed colleague lacks real-world experience. 1.4640 0.06278 125 82 28 15
363 My opponent claims to be the Earth, but then what am I standing on! 1.4636 0.05775 151 100 32 19
364 And now, who better to tell us about Earth Day than our next speaker -- 1.4634 0.05429 164 107 38 19
365 I'm sorry, your time is up. 1.4631 0.05676 149 97 35 17
366 Pee-ew. Did you just pass green house gas? 1.4631 0.05514 149 95 39 15
367 My opponent has Russia in his back pocket. 1.4626 0.05733 147 96 34 17
368 Your lakes are great. I will accept that. 1.4625 0.04928 160 97 52 11
369 My opponent does nothing but spin! 1.4621 0.05792 145 95 33 17
370 Guess again. You’re getting warmer. 1.4621 0.05792 145 95 33 17
371 I concede-the world is getting smaller. 1.4621 0.05272 145 89 45 11
372 When I debate, it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4621 0.06191 145 100 23 22
373 What else are you hiding besides Europe, Africa,China, and India? 1.4620 0.05581 158 104 35 19
374 I'm sorry but you are running out of time. 1.4615 0.05997 130 84 32 14
375 My opponent continues to go in circles. 1.4615 0.05936 143 95 30 18
376 You're all over the place. 1.4615 0.05036 169 106 48 15
377 Let's get this straight--contrary to what you may have thought, things don't all revolve around you!! 1.4615 0.05767 143 93 34 16
378 In closing let me point out that my opponent has been involved for at least 10,000 years in wars, genocide, famine, corruption, hurricanes, murders--to name but a few. 1.4615 0.05561 156 102 36 18
379 I know the whole world is against me... 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
380 Mars was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Mars. 1.4604 0.05977 139 92 30 17
381 The earth would now like to speak for itself. 1.4599 0.05862 137 89 33 15
382 The gravity of the situation has not escaped me! 1.4599 0.05581 137 86 39 12
383 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You're no Pluto. 1.4599 0.06043 137 91 29 17
384 The "Flat Earth Society" opposes all forms of fake news and pseudo-science. 1.4597 0.06209 124 81 29 14
385 Today I feel like the whole world is against me. 1.4596 0.05359 161 104 40 17
386 And this is what happened when Atlas shrugged. 1.4595 0.05862 148 99 30 19
387 Yeah, what makes you a climate expert? 1.4595 0.05940 148 100 28 20
388 I think I speak for everyone present today to remind you that not everything revolves around you. 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
389 What you lack in a degree, you make up for in real world experience 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
390 "As you can see, the whole world is against me. Sad." 1.4593 0.05107 172 110 45 17
391 The World view seemed to dominate tonight's debate. 1.4593 0.05926 135 88 32 15
392 You're just going round in circles 1.4589 0.06002 146 99 27 20
393 Stop turning and pay attention! 1.4589 0.05678 146 95 35 16
394 Oh! So now you're an expert on climate change? 1.4589 0.05842 146 97 31 18
395 As you can see, my opponent is in a world of his own. 1.4586 0.05699 133 84 37 12
396 The 2020 Presidential Debate: Donald Trump vs. the size of his ego. 1.4586 0.05821 157 107 28 22
397 The whole world is wrong. I'm right. 1.4583 0.05736 144 94 34 16
398 Undignified? Half an hour ago you mooned me! 1.4581 0.05586 155 102 35 18
399 How can I have a meaningful debate with you when you keep turning on me? 1.4577 0.05795 142 93 33 16
400 My opponent will promise you the world, and, yes, technically, he can deliver on that promise. 1.4577 0.05620 142 91 37 14
401 Do all the Democratic candidates have to be on the stage at the same time? 1.4574 0.06226 129 86 27 16
402 Let's hear from both sides! 1.4571 0.05400 140 87 42 11
403 It’s simple, just show us your earth certificate. 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
404 Don't be fooled by his promises of the sun and the moon too. 1.4565 0.05829 138 90 33 15
405 You keep going around in circles. 1.4564 0.05428 149 95 40 14
406 My opponent thinks the world of himself . . . 1.4564 0.05673 149 98 34 17
407 "I'm appalled my opponent would say everyone is on his side. 1.4559 0.05704 136 87 36 13
408 You just keep going around and around... 1.4557 0.05281 158 101 42 15
409 I studied Venus. I knew Venus. Planet, you're no Venus. 1.4552 0.06322 134 92 23 19
410 Accepting the award for Al Gore is...earth" 1.4552 0.05705 145 95 34 16
411 You're putting your spin on everything. 1.4552 0.05788 145 96 32 17
412 It's all about you, isn't it? 1.4545 0.05458 154 100 38 16
413 Well, yes, but that's a global point of view... 1.4545 0.05848 143 95 31 17
414 And now a word on global warming from an interested party. 1.4545 0.06118 132 88 28 16
415 And I suppose this is when you regale all of us with your “world view” 1.4545 0.05764 143 94 33 16
416 Look. It's too big to fail. 1.4540 0.05236 163 105 42 16
417 I can see my opponent needs a decade or two to cool down. 1.4539 0.05736 141 92 34 15
418 My opponent obviously doesn't respect borders! 1.4538 0.05892 130 84 33 13
419 Isn't it true that you have never produced a big bang certificate to establish once and for all that you are even a planet? 1.4534 0.05499 161 107 35 19
420 Oh, I'm just warming up. 1.4532 0.05614 139 89 37 13
421 I'm gonna stop you because I feel you're just going in circles. 1.4529 0.05147 170 110 43 17
422 Stop your relentless spinning and let's have a real debate! 1.4528 0.05331 159 103 40 16
423 I would remind my worthy opponent that it isn't the only planet in the Solar System. 1.4521 0.05674 146 96 34 16
424 Sometimes it feels like it’s me against the world. 1.4518 0.05167 166 107 43 16
425 I feel like we're just going around and around here. 1.4518 0.05306 166 109 39 18
426 My opponent's claim of "Real World" experience is greatly exaggerated. 1.4516 0.05507 155 102 36 17
427 You, sir, are a globalist! 1.4514 0.05816 144 96 31 17
428 Before you begin, I just want to say, we are glad you are here, and we are sorry for not listening. 1.4514 0.05292 144 90 43 11
429 It's obvious that my opponent does not believe, and has never believed, in 'America First.' 1.4512 0.05559 164 111 32 21
430 Fake Planet. 1.4512 0.05353 164 108 38 18
431 Ladies and gentlemen, she's mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore... please welcome... 1.4511 0.06266 133 91 24 18
432 You're not as hot as you think. 1.4510 0.05560 153 101 35 17
433 My opponent seems to think that the universe revolves around him 1.4507 0.05877 142 95 30 17
434 ..and now, for the council's consideration, we have Planet Earth seeking an eviction notice for 7,542,661,844 tenants on the grounds of .. 1.4503 0.05920 151 104 26 21
435 Excuse me, you've had your 5 trillion minutes. 1.4503 0.05454 151 98 38 15
436 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. And you're no Pluto. 1.4503 0.05692 151 101 32 18
437 Frankly, I'm surprised by your lack of gravitas. 1.4500 0.05583 140 90 37 13
438 Excuse me, but I believe your 4.5 billion years is up 1.4497 0.05749 149 100 31 18
439 You've had your say for the last 4.5 billion years; it's my turn now. 1.4496 0.06222 129 87 26 16
440 My opponent is trying to spin his way out of this question. 1.4494 0.05502 158 105 35 18
441 Once again, my opponent uses circular logic. 1.4493 0.05733 138 90 34 14
442 I don't believe my opponent understands the gravity of the situation." 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
443 You've changed. 1.4490 0.05644 147 97 34 16
444 I knew Mother Earth, and you Sir, are no Mother Earth. 1.4487 0.05773 156 107 28 21
445 Enough of your spinning! 1.4485 0.05505 136 86 39 11
446 My opponent's term has been one disaster after another. 1.4485 0.05603 136 87 37 12
447 I'm not the one getting heated... 1.4483 0.06028 145 100 25 20
448 Atlas will be right back. 1.4483 0.05948 145 99 27 19
449 While Atlas is on his bathroom break... 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
450 My opponent constantly changes his position and puts his own spin on my ideas. 1.4478 0.05952 134 89 30 15
451 And now for a more global perspective... 1.4478 0.05760 134 87 34 13
452 Yes, yes....the Western Hemisphere....it's always the Western Hemisphere with you. 1.4474 0.05345 152 98 40 14
453 Sometimes the whole world is against me! 1.4474 0.05662 152 102 32 18
454 Okay, I'll concede you appear more worldly. 1.4474 0.05345 152 98 40 14
455 I like planets that don’t capture greenhouse gasses! 1.4470 0.06018 132 88 29 15
456 Excuse me, your time is up! 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
457 Enough with your world views. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
458 My opponent claims he's "too big to fail", but... 1.4468 0.05732 141 93 33 15
459 You make a strong argument, but the Flat Earth Society remains unconvinced. 1.4468 0.05367 141 89 41 11
460 My opponent blames society for all of her problems. 1.4467 0.05312 150 96 41 13
461 Let me finish; you had all day on your turn. 1.4462 0.05887 130 85 32 13
462 Now, to give us a global perspective ... 1.4460 0.05515 139 89 38 12
463 Let me guess, Green party? 1.4459 0.05695 148 99 32 17
464 Did Atlas call in sick again? 1.4453 0.05953 128 84 31 13
465 Fake world 1.4452 0.05994 146 101 25 20
466 I think it’s really insensitive of you to refer to Pluto as a “dwarf.” It prefers the term “little planet”. 1.4452 0.05349 155 101 39 15
467 Suddenly Carl found himself in the outer stratosphere, standing behind a podium on a stage of cosmic proportion, and wondering to himself “What the hell was in that chicken quesadilla?” 1.4452 0.05871 155 108 25 22
468 I demand to see your birth certificate! 1.4452 0.05727 155 106 29 20
469 I always knew it was me against the world. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
470 4.5 Billion years and THIS is what you’ve accomplished? I say it’s time for new leadership! 1.4444 0.05783 153 105 28 20
471 Cool it! 1.4444 0.05467 144 93 38 13
472 I've seen no proof my opponent was born in our solar system. I stand with the earthers! 1.4444 0.05708 153 104 30 19
473 My opponent is an unabashed globalist!" 1.4444 0.05812 144 97 30 17
474 I'm sorry, but your time is up. 1.4444 0.05977 144 99 26 19
475 Would Atlas please return to the podium? 1.4438 0.05590 160 109 31 20
476 And you have a clearly inflated world view! 1.4438 0.05797 160 112 25 23
477 Just because you're worldly, doesn't mean the sun rises and sets on you. 1.4438 0.05301 160 105 39 16
478 And my opponent still refuses to produce his birth certificate. 1.4437 0.05530 151 100 35 16
479 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 1.4437 0.05431 142 91 39 12
480 Can you explain your change in position? 1.4437 0.05522 142 92 37 13
481 Now, there’s no need to get heated. 1.4437 0.05787 142 95 31 16
482 Come on, you ALL can't be running as Democratic candidates for President. 1.4436 0.06170 133 91 25 17
483 If you're there, where am I? 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
484 Let me begin by saying that I think the world of my opponent. 1.4430 0.05419 149 97 38 14
485 Stop! Do you remember what happened to Pluto? 1.4429 0.05578 140 91 36 13
486 I served with Uranus. I knew Uranus. Uranus was a friend of mine. You're no Uranus. 1.4427 0.05951 131 87 30 14
487 And are you aware, Planet Earth, that 53% of American can identify you only if you are showing these two continents? 1.4426 0.05941 122 79 32 11
488 What do you mean you've warned Mars about us? 1.4426 0.06054 122 80 30 12
489 And who are you to tell us that global warming is real!? 1.4423 0.05399 156 103 37 16
490 A thought just occurred. Shouldn't you be orbiting the Sun right now? 1.4423 0.05475 156 104 35 17
491 I stand corrected. I guess it IS a small world after all. 1.4422 0.05210 147 93 43 11
492 Is it getting warmer in here, or is it you? 1.4420 0.05444 138 88 39 11
493 Do you really think you can intimidate The Flat Earth Society so easily? 1.4420 0.05635 138 90 35 13
494 Excuse me, but you don't speak for everyone. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
495 Thank you. Now we'll hear from the Flat Earth Society. 1.4417 0.05511 163 111 32 20
496 On every issue my opponent just goes round and round. 1.4417 0.06011 120 78 31 11
497 Who wants a candidate you can walk all over? 1.4416 0.05678 154 105 30 19
498 Why? Why is it always me, against the World? 1.4414 0.05780 145 98 30 17
499 Stop right there....you’re just going round and round and round. What’s your point? 1.4412 0.05882 136 91 30 15
500 Why is the whole world always against me? 1.4412 0.06065 136 93 26 17
501 There is a world of difference between me and my opponent. 1.4410 0.05050 161 103 45 13
502 Blah blah Carbon, blah blah conservation...clearly my opponent is not interested in fixing our district’s pot-holes or making our busses run on time. 1.4408 0.05341 152 99 39 14
503 Don't believe my opponent's whines about feeling too hot. Only 11,000 years ago he was complaining about the cold. 1.4406 0.05840 143 97 29 17
504 It's quite obvious that you are living in your own little world. 1.4406 0.05581 143 94 35 14
505 I object to your characterization of humanity as a transient pestilence! 1.4403 0.05397 159 106 36 17
506 Let's see if my opponent can spin his way out of this one. 1.4400 0.05946 125 82 31 12
507 It’s obvious my opponent has an inflated world-view. 1.4397 0.05455 141 91 38 12
508 Stop. We're sorry! 1.4397 0.06070 141 98 24 19
509 Mister speaker, I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation! 1.4395 0.05218 157 102 41 14
510 My opponent seems to believe that the whole world revolves around him. But that hasn't been true since the sixteenth century! 1.4394 0.06202 132 91 24 17
511 And I'm speaking tonight on behalf of the sun, who couldn't make it. 1.4392 0.05183 148 94 43 11
512 Is it getting hotter in here or is it just you?! 1.4392 0.05609 148 99 33 16
513 Delivering tonight's rebuttal to the presidential address... 1.4388 0.05876 139 94 29 16
514 Our speaker this evening needs no introduction. 1.4384 0.05581 146 97 34 15
515 My opponent claims to be a climate change expert yet holds no degrees. 1.4384 0.05910 146 101 26 19
516 Just hold on a minute. You don't speak for everyone. 1.4380 0.06198 121 81 27 13
517 I feel as though the whole world is against me. 1.4379 0.05232 153 99 41 13
518 It's always "climate change" this, or "global warming" that. Do you care about anything other than yourself, ma'am? 1.4375 0.06348 128 89 22 17
519 Is that the Yucatán Peninsula, or are you just happy to see me? 1.4375 0.05723 144 97 31 16
520 And now what am I bid for Lake Erie? 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
521 Don't trust him. He's got a dark side. 1.4371 0.05408 167 114 33 20
522 Don't misunderstand the gravity of my opponent's position 1.4371 0.05605 151 102 32 17
523 I may not be as worldly as my opponent ... 1.4371 0.05525 151 101 34 16
524 There you go again. All you think about is your survival. 1.4370 0.06004 135 92 27 16
525 In all fairness, we will hear from the dark side in about 12 hours. 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
526 Stop spinning! 1.4370 0.05424 135 86 39 10
527 Don't believe her - it's just spin! 1.4366 0.05606 142 94 34 14
528 No, it's not warm in here...it's just you. 1.4366 0.05695 142 95 32 15
529 I will stop my emissions when she agrees to stop her eruptions! 1.4366 0.05332 142 91 40 11
530 Until that last comment, I was warming up to you. 1.4366 0.05782 142 96 30 16
531 My opponent engages in nightly dalliances with a celestial body!" 1.4365 0.06015 126 84 29 13
532 Our next speaker needs no warm up. 1.4364 0.05320 165 111 36 18
533 So explain to me again, if you’re here what am I standing on? 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
534 I'm not interested in your world view! 1.4357 0.05385 140 90 39 11
535 . . .now if we zoom in you can see my house. . . 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
536 Now, I may not be as worldly as my distinguished opponent... 1.4351 0.05206 154 100 41 13
537 You see, my opponent IS a globalist! 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
538 I understand the whole world is against me, but... 1.4348 0.05723 138 92 32 14
539 The earth comes to us tonight by way of a generous contribution from The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation...and viewers like you. 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
540 I don't care how you spin it.... 1.4348 0.05045 161 104 44 13
541 As you can plainly see, it’s flat. 1.4348 0.06081 138 96 24 18
542 I'd like to motion to limit the scope of this debate. 1.4348 0.05629 138 91 34 13
543 All the stage’s a world. 1.4344 0.06047 122 81 29 12
544 Your argument has as many holes as your ozone layer. 1.4342 0.04730 152 93 52 7
545 Tonight’s celebrated speaker is now the hottest he’s ever been. 1.4341 0.05911 129 86 30 13
546 ... and unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist! 1.4338 0.05877 136 92 29 15
547 I don't CARE what the whole world is saying! 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
548 My esteemed opponent keeps going in circles. 1.4336 0.05304 143 92 40 11
549 ...and now for a more global view... 1.4336 0.05575 143 95 34 14
550 Can you not stop spinning for even a minute? 1.4336 0.05918 143 99 26 18
551 Could you be any more Pacific? 1.4333 0.05302 150 98 39 13
552 Wow...it IS a small world! 1.4333 0.05709 150 103 29 18
553 My able opponent has a different world view than I do. 1.4329 0.05341 164 111 35 18
554 Why do you think it's always about you? 1.4328 0.05749 134 89 32 13
555 Introducing our first challenger in today’s flat earth debate. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
556 There's no need to get overheated... 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
557 You think you're the center of the universe! 1.4324 0.05521 148 99 34 15
558 Hey, you need to cool down. 1.4323 0.05417 155 104 35 16
559 I want you to know that I will not make age an issue in this campaign." 1.4323 0.05339 155 103 37 15
560 I have a planet, too...and it's bigger than you. So big. Really big. 1.4317 0.05958 139 96 26 17
561 Don't believe my opponent. She has changed the climate of this debate, and given it her own spin. 1.4317 0.05958 139 96 26 17
562 That's clearly just spin. 1.4315 0.05042 146 92 45 9
563 You've made several billion good points, but now it's my turn. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
564 Sorry but I don’t share your worldview. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
565 You ever get that feeling that the whole World is against you? 1.4311 0.05200 167 112 38 17
566 I know Jupiter. Jupiter is a friend of mine. You, Sir, are no Jupiter.” 1.4310 0.06150 116 77 28 11
567 You're on thin ice. 1.4309 0.06226 123 84 25 14
568 I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
569 I'd like to hear what the rest of the world thinks. 1.4307 0.05262 137 87 41 9
570 Our next guest needs no introduction... 1.4306 0.05275 144 93 40 11
571 We still haven't seen a birth certificate! 1.4306 0.05632 144 97 32 15
572 Let me guess. America first. 1.4306 0.05885 144 100 26 18
573 And now, a rebuttal from the Western Hemisphere 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
574 Your response is all spin and 71% watered down 1.4305 0.05440 151 101 35 15
575 Seriously? When they said I’d be debating ‘Big Blue’, I thought they meant somebody from IBM! 1.4304 0.05029 158 102 44 12
576 You look much smaller in person. 1.4302 0.04953 172 113 44 15
577 Once again, it's me versus the world. 1.4296 0.05617 135 89 34 12
578 Sometimes it feels like it's just me against the world. 1.4296 0.05715 135 90 32 13
579 As usual, you're playing the science, evidence, and human race cards. 1.4296 0.05510 142 94 35 13
580 Mind you, I think the world of my opponent.... 1.4296 0.05776 142 97 29 16
581 Everyone should know there is another side of you that is VERY different. 1.4295 0.05238 149 97 40 12
582 You clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4294 0.05146 163 108 40 15
583 Now, for a global view. 1.4286 0.05461 147 98 35 14
584 But can you prove your other side isn’t flat? 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
585 Stop! You don’t have the latitude to discuss this topic. 1.4286 0.05266 161 108 37 16
586 Sometimes it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4286 0.05482 161 111 31 19
587 I don't care what the rest of the world thinks! 1.4286 0.05629 147 100 31 16
588 I know Pluto. I served with Pluto. I was friends with Pluto. You, sir, are no Pluto. 1.4286 0.05792 147 102 27 18
589 You simply don't understand the gravity of the situation! 1.4276 0.05491 152 103 33 16
590 I think your time's up. 1.4276 0.05491 152 103 33 16
591 And now, we introduce the Democratic candidates for the 2020 election. 1.4276 0.05685 145 99 30 16
592 As you can see, my opponent is a huge globalist. 1.4276 0.05247 145 94 40 11
593 I have to say I didn't think I would be addressing the entire world tonight. 1.4275 0.05716 138 93 31 14
594 It's always been me against the world. 1.4268 0.05266 164 111 36 17
595 I believe you're trying to change the tropic, sir. 1.4268 0.05585 157 109 29 19
596 I believe in America First unlike my opponent who is a global elitist. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
597 Our next guest here is an expert on Global Warming. 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
598 Yeah, well - that's just Earth's opinion, and as you can see she is only offering one side of the story. 1.4262 0.06039 122 82 28 12
599 That's your 4 billion opinions. 1.4260 0.05012 169 112 42 15
600 What proof do we have that your policies will be good for the planet? 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
601 My opponent would have you believe he represents the global perspective. 1.4255 0.05253 141 91 40 10
602 Yes, I agree it's a little warm in here, but it isn't always about YOU! 1.4255 0.05625 141 95 32 14
603 As for my opponent, can you trust what doesn't stop spinning? 1.4252 0.05648 127 83 34 10
604 Thank you, President Trump. And now for the opposing view on climate. 1.4248 0.05768 153 108 25 20
605 As you can see, the entire world has taken a different position than the U.S. on global warming 1.4248 0.05302 153 102 37 14
606 And I represent all of you who feel like, "it's me against the world!" 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
607 Go ahead! Try to deny you're a globalist! 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
608 And now for a world view. 1.4247 0.05397 146 97 36 13
609 Yes, you finally have our attention. 1.4245 0.05204 139 89 41 9
610 Enough already with the global perspective! 1.4242 0.05310 165 113 34 18
611 My opponent, here, is notorious for putting a spin on the position. 1.4240 0.06145 125 86 25 14
612 and furthermore, my opponent is unabashedly a staunch globalist! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
613 While my opponent is heating up, I have remained cool and calm. 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
614 Okay, I'm willing to concede that it's round. 1.4237 0.04979 177 119 41 17
615 Point well taken Mother. 1.4237 0.06415 118 82 22 14
616 A surprise speaker at the flat-Earth convention 1.4236 0.05961 144 102 23 19
617 You're obviously a big globalist! 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
618 There she goes again - blaming the rest of us for her made up problems. 1.4234 0.05255 137 88 40 9
619 Stop right there. I've got a Masters in Oceanography, a Doctorate in Environmental Management and Social Sustainability and I belong to 8 political action groups. What the hell could you possible have to tell me that I don't already know? 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
620 Once my opponent turns on you, you’re gonna see a whole different side. 1.4233 0.04915 163 106 45 12
621 Sure, my opponent has more than 4.5 billion years of experience, but does anyone really believe she stands a chance against the incumbent in 2020? 1.4231 0.05968 130 89 27 14
622 Look, there are only two. Seven continents is only a theory. 1.4231 0.05867 130 88 29 13
623 I will deal in specifics. My opponent offers only global generalities. 1.4231 0.05306 156 105 36 15
624 What’s the world view on this. 1.4229 0.05019 175 118 40 17
625 And, yes, I say that 7 trillion people can be wrong! 1.4228 0.05649 149 103 29 17
626 I am not for political purposes going to exploit my opponent's advanced age and vast experience." 1.4228 0.05728 149 104 27 18
627 Though the world is against me, I stand by my convictions! 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
628 Cool down, lady. 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
629 I think we all need to be concerned about my opponent’s health and longevity. 1.4219 0.06036 128 88 26 14
630 Atlas shrugged, but Dave pontificated. 1.4218 0.05539 147 100 32 15
631 Let’s not forget that what you’ve heard from my opponent on climate change is nothing more than one planet’s opinion. 1.4214 0.05830 140 97 27 16
632 My opponent can’t hide the fact that he’s a globalist. 1.4214 0.05559 140 94 33 13
633 I was right all along! The whole world really is against me! 1.4214 0.05466 140 93 35 12
634 Relax, you don’t need to get so heated. 1.4214 0.04998 159 104 43 12
635 Hang on, ladies and gentlemen, I feel the world closing in on me. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
636 The whole world is against me! 1.4211 0.06462 114 79 22 13
637 I knew Pangea. You, Sir, are no Pangea. 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
638 And I'm just getting warmed up." 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
639 Can we at least agree it’s a global issue? 1.4203 0.05326 138 90 38 10
640 My opponent may look like America now, but spin him around and you’ll see Iran and China! 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
641 Sir, I served with Mars. I knew Mars. Mars was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Mars! 1.4200 0.05538 150 103 31 16
642 Look, I really don't think you can be objective in this climate change debate! 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
643 And finally, our guest speaker to tell us how it all ends. 1.4198 0.05931 131 90 27 14
644 Now, see, my opponent is getting a little heated. 1.4198 0.05831 131 89 29 13
645 I humbly submit that what the planet is saying is just one opinion. 1.4198 0.05234 162 110 36 16
646 And so my opponent wants you to believe, in six days with one day of rest.... 1.4196 0.05822 143 100 26 17
647 You don’t have a point. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
648 Clear enough, but there is a dark side we have to take into account. 1.4194 0.05850 124 83 30 11
649 My opponent continuously changes her position! 1.4194 0.05086 155 102 41 12
650 It seems my esteemed opponent is going around in circles. 1.4189 0.05253 148 98 38 12
651 Welcome our next guest on her farewell world tour. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
652 My opponent is obviously a Globalist.... 1.4187 0.05428 160 111 31 18
653 You and who else? 1.4184 0.05618 141 96 31 14
654 Globalist! 1.4184 0.05245 141 92 39 10
655 My opponent is wet, dry, hot, cold...what are we to believe 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
656 Hot or cold. Day or night. My opponent can't seem to make up her mind. 1.4183 0.04961 153 99 44 10
657 And our next speaker needs no introduction... 1.4182 0.05305 165 114 33 18
658 Come on. Everyone knows you were born in a galaxy far, far, away. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
659 I think it's time we rotate and let Uganda have a turn to speak. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
660 Oh great. Now I've got the weight of the world against me. 1.4177 0.05328 158 108 34 16
661 By now, it should be clear that my opponent relies on circular reasoning. 1.4177 0.05252 158 107 36 15
662 Who are you to tell me about global warming? 1.4176 0.05121 170 116 37 17
663 Are you really going to play the climate change card? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
664 You know you don’t stand a chance of making it through the next four years. 1.4172 0.05588 151 105 29 17
665 Allow me to address the elephant in the room. 1.4167 0.05695 132 89 31 12
666 And up there on the left is where Hawaii used to be. 1.4167 0.05300 156 106 35 15
667 Our next speaker will help illustrate the gravity of the situation. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
668 Unlike my opponent, I will never take certain latitudes. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
669 My opponent may have produced diamonds and sunsets, but how many barbecues in Iowa has he attended? 1.4161 0.05400 161 112 31 18
670 Please, one continent at a time. 1.4161 0.05028 161 107 41 13
671 Atlas shrugged, and then left 1.4161 0.05642 149 104 28 17
672 Before we get started, are you okay with the temperature in here? 1.4161 0.06009 137 97 23 17
673 Given how we're treating the world, it seemed only fair to give it a chance to talk back. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
674 It’s not such a small world after all. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
675 I'm glad you finally came around! 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
676 First of all,my opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.4156 0.05581 154 108 28 18
677 I fear my opponent's ego hinders his judgement, as he obviously thinks the world of himself. 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
678 Is it hot in here? Or is it just me? 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
679 Unlike my opponent, I'm not a master of spin. 1.4151 0.04912 159 104 44 11
680 My opponent denies it but he is obviously a blatant globalist. 1.4151 0.05301 159 109 34 16
681 You may THINK globally, but do you act locally? 1.4145 0.04709 152 96 49 7
682 And now, the World's view 1.4145 0.04979 152 99 43 10
683 ...and that's where our ancestors lived before that planet became uninhabitable... 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
684 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the solar system!” 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
685 You do not revolve around you. 1.4140 0.05500 157 110 29 18
686 My opponent seems to think he revolves around himself. 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
687 Uh, is it getting warmer in here or is it just me? 1.4138 0.05587 145 100 30 15
688 Don't let yourselves be fooled by my opponent's down-home Earthy charm, she's a globalist! 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
689 Seriously?.... What do you know about climate change? 1.4138 0.05323 145 97 36 12
690 You don’t have a leg to stand on. 1.4136 0.05079 162 109 39 14
691 My opponent claims to know something about world opinion. 1.4133 0.05111 150 99 40 11
692 I know about Jupiter - and you're no Jupiter. 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
693 My opponent keeps changing position. 1.4130 0.05217 138 90 39 9
694 Our next speaker means the world to me. 1.4129 0.05241 155 105 36 14
695 My opponent continues to deny the gravity of the situation. 1.4129 0.05399 155 107 32 16
696 I will not make age an issue in this campaign! 1.4127 0.06097 126 88 24 14
697 Cool it, Mother. 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
698 It is very 'inconvenient' for you to appear for Mr. Gore at this debate. 1.4126 0.05465 143 97 33 13
699 There is no planet B. 1.4122 0.05157 148 98 39 11
700 Hold on, just cool down! 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
701 It appears you don't understand the gravity of your situation 1.4122 0.05332 148 100 35 13
702 Sit down dear, men are talking. 1.4118 0.05370 153 105 33 15
703 My opponent is clearly too old to be running. 1.4118 0.05831 153 111 21 21
704 And may I present our next speaker, who is no stranger to globalist thinking".. 1.4114 0.04808 175 117 44 14
705 The audience is tiring of your so-called world view. 1.4113 0.05700 141 98 28 15
706 If you truly are older than 4000 years, why do you not produce your birth certificate? 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
707 It's me against the world! But I will prevail in this election! 1.4113 0.05788 141 99 26 16
708 I tell it to you straight,while all my opponent does is spin. 1.4113 0.05139 141 92 40 9
709 My opponent perhaps, has a different world view. 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
710 My opponent has a history. 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
711 I'm not as worldly as my opponent.... 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
712 You aren’t the center of everything anymore! 1.4110 0.05294 146 98 36 12
713 That's not the right answer, but you're getting warmer. 1.4109 0.05460 129 85 35 9
714 Who made you an authority on global warming! 1.4109 0.05887 129 89 27 13
715 Sigh... Sometimes I feel like the world is against me. 1.4106 0.05255 151 102 36 13
716 Once again its me against the world. 1.4106 0.05659 151 107 26 18
717 We should have opening remarks from Australia in but a few hours. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
718 And now, for a global point of view... 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
719 So, you think you can be all things to all people? 1.4103 0.05371 156 108 32 16
720 You’re not the center of the universe so please wait for your turn to speak 1.4097 0.05345 144 97 35 12
721 Hot and bothered are we? 1.4096 0.05203 166 115 34 17
722 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the definitive expert on climate change. 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
723 You do Not speak for the entire planet! 1.4094 0.05635 149 105 27 17
724 I believe my opponent is going around in circles. 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
725 Senator, I served with Earth. I knew Earth. Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Earth. 1.4091 0.05420 154 107 31 16
726 My opponent and I are a world apart. 1.4091 0.04920 176 120 40 16
727 Look! Nobody cares what you think! 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
728 Don't you turn away when I'm talking to you! 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
729 Either admit you're beholden to a powerful star or denounce the geocentric model once and for all. 1.4082 0.05266 147 99 36 12
730 My opponent says I'm a nationalist. Well, I say he's a globalist! 1.4080 0.06127 125 88 23 14
731 My opponent is, obviously, an unabashed globalist 1.4080 0.05913 125 86 27 12
732 My opponent may be more worldly than I, but I speak for the common man. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
733 It doesn’t matter that the whole world is against me. Literally. 1.4079 0.05227 152 103 36 13
734 And now a few words about climate change from a victim. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
735 I asked for something specific, not Pacific. 1.4079 0.05143 152 102 38 12
736 And now, straight from an engagement at the Globe Theater, ... 1.4076 0.04946 157 104 42 11
737 My opponent is simply trying to put his usual spin on things. 1.4076 0.05028 157 105 40 12
738 As for the flip -flopping accusation, my opponent changes position by the minute. 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
739 We've invited a special guest to talk about climate change... 1.4074 0.05593 135 92 31 12
740 No one told me it was me versus the entire world! 1.4074 0.05493 135 91 33 11
741 My opponent seems stable on the outside, however on the inside she is toxic, unpredictable, and frankly dangerous. 1.4074 0.04996 162 109 40 13
742 Even if 'parasite' is technically correct, I still object to your characterization of my existence. 1.4074 0.05073 162 110 38 14
743 Please stop. Your gravitational pull is influencing my position. 1.4071 0.05258 140 93 37 10
744 Sorry to cut you off, Earth, but if we're going to debate the climate change issue, we can't resort to anecdotal evidence. 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
745 Sometimes I feel like the entire world is against me! 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
746 Apparently Atlas shrugged. 1.4071 0.05635 140 97 29 14
747 Do you ever get the feeling that the whole world is against you? 1.4071 0.05543 140 96 31 13
748 I feel like the whole world is watching. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
749 And our Geography Bee winner is...... 1.4069 0.05664 145 102 27 16
750 Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? 1.4069 0.05579 145 101 29 15
751 Can somebody from tech get up here to raise the microphone please? 1.4069 0.05225 145 97 37 11
752 My opponent doesn’t speak for everyone. 1.4065 0.05314 155 107 33 15
753 My worthy opponent actually embodies everything that’s wrong with the world. 1.4065 0.05469 155 109 29 17
754 And you are nothing but a Globalist, sir! 1.4065 0.05392 155 108 31 16
755 My opponent's stance is all over the map! 1.4062 0.05039 160 108 39 13
756 So what you are saying is its just water weight?" 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
757 You've exceeded your four billion year time allotment. May I please have my fifteen minutes? 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
758 To say our next speaker is 'worldly' would be an understatement 1.4058 0.05965 138 99 22 17
759 Stop trying to spin this! 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
760 I refuse to debate a "Globalist" 1.4058 0.05504 138 94 32 12
761 I disagree! Seven billion people can be wrong. 1.4058 0.05693 138 96 28 14
762 Mother Earth, please do not interrupt when men are speaking. 1.4056 0.05807 143 102 24 17
763 We're happy to have one of the hottest new speakers for you tonight, a leading authority in the debate on global warming. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
764 I admit you do have the weight of the world on your side. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
765 Would you care to put your spin on this? 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
766 Any last questions for Earth? 1.4054 0.05898 148 108 20 20
767 My opponent, on the other hand, can't go anywhere without everyone. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
768 And now speaking in favor of globalism.... 1.4052 0.05362 153 106 32 15
769 We have proof that you've been tilting on your axis from the very beginning, so why should we assume you're being upright now? Have you no shame? 1.4050 0.06051 121 84 25 12
770 I always knew it would be me against the world! 1.4044 0.05847 136 96 25 15
771 But my opponent here understands nothing on the local level. 1.4044 0.05461 136 92 33 11
772 My debate opponent claims to be down to earth and well-rounded but can he serve in office under the current climate? I think not! 1.4043 0.05324 141 95 35 11
773 You see! Spoken like a true globalist. 1.4041 0.05104 146 97 39 10
774 How dare you pretend to speak for Mars! 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
775 What on earth am I debating? 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
776 Apparently you are not too big to fail 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
777 Admittedly, the Green Party's candidate is strong this year. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
778 World. The stage is yours. 1.4038 0.05363 156 109 31 16
779 Here to explain how she just keeps getting hotter every year, ladies and gentlemen, I present Mother Earth. 1.4038 0.05286 156 108 33 15
780 As I have said over and over, "It is me against the world!" 1.4036 0.04981 166 113 39 14
781 I would like to present our guest speaker, an expert on global warming, and... 1.4035 0.05939 114 77 28 9
782 ...and here to tell us their thoughts on global warming ... 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
783 Who you gonna believe; me or the World? 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
784 I think the world of our next speaker... 1.4030 0.05414 134 90 34 10
785 Is it warming in here or is it just me? 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
786 And, yes, I say 7 billion people can be wrong. 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
787 You don't look that hot to me. 1.4028 0.05603 144 101 28 15
788 Oh please, stop it! You are not! The air conditioning is on "high" and frankly, I'm very comfortable. 1.4028 0.05427 144 99 32 13
789 Our next speaker is a Globalist. 1.4028 0.05336 144 98 34 12
790 When the organizer said “you against the world,” I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.4027 0.05121 149 100 38 11
791 I'm not going to stand here debating whether climate change is real with the whole world watching.. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
792 ...and now for the global viewpoint ... 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
793 Some days I feel like it’s me against the world. 1.4026 0.04833 154 101 44 9
794 Let's hear your thoughts on some local issues. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
795 My opponent would have you believe that it's own well-being is more important than a strong business environment! 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
796 Wait a minute, you've had 5 billion years to make your point, it's my turn! 1.4025 0.05212 159 110 34 15
797 And for all you climate skeptics out there, please welcome our next guest. 1.4025 0.05436 159 113 28 18
798 I didn't know this was a global debate! 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
799 Can you state unequivocally that you are not flat? 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
800 It seems clear that my opponent is uncomfortable on the world stage. 1.4015 0.05974 132 94 23 15
801 And the title of tonight's debate is, 'Me Against the World'. 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
802 I can’t promise you the world like my opponent here, but… 1.4015 0.05574 132 90 31 11
803 My opponent seems to believe he's somewhat of an authority on the subject of global warming. 1.4015 0.05469 132 89 33 10
804 Now let's hear from the rest of the world! 1.4015 0.05124 137 90 39 8
805 Why thank you. You're pretty hot yourself! 1.4015 0.05718 137 96 27 14
806 What do you know about world affairs? 1.4014 0.05294 142 96 35 11
807 Regrettably, my opponent can't seem to keep his cool. 1.4014 0.04902 142 92 43 7
808 ...... AND my opponent would have you believe that climate change has affected him personally! 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
809 Excuse me sir, I am not finished denying reality! 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
810 Excuse me. It's not your turn. 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
811 It’s just me against the world! 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
812 My opponent is too old to be President of the United States 1.4014 0.05345 147 101 33 13
813 And now for the opposing view on climate change... 1.4014 0.05765 147 106 23 18
814 Your arguments are all circular! 1.4013 0.05302 152 105 33 14
815 But that's enough from me, let's here from the rest of the world. 1.4013 0.05020 157 106 39 12
816 No, Mars will not pay for your border wall. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
817 And finally, I promise to stay cool under pressure, something my opponent will never do” 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
818 At times like this, I feel like it's just me against the world. 1.4000 0.05006 150 100 40 10
819 To most of the world, it is not a debate. 1.4000 0.06011 125 88 24 13
820 There’s another side to her we haven’t seen! 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
821 My opponent is a spin artist 1.4000 0.04730 150 97 46 7
822 “And I say that there are NO planets with intelligent life. 1.4000 0.05484 135 92 32 11
823 Global warming, real or a hoax? Our next speaker brings a special perspective to the debate. 1.4000 0.05656 145 103 26 16
824 My opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.4000 0.05123 145 97 38 10
825 Wait a second. If you're here, then where's... 1.4000 0.05286 165 117 30 18
826 My opponent is hiding behind a global warming agenda! 1.4000 0.05063 155 105 38 12
827 If my opponent claims to be a centrist, why is she spinning left? 1.4000 0.05740 145 104 24 17
828 Today more than ever it's us against the world! 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
829 While you are obviously well-rounded on this topic, and I do think the world of you, I must respectfully disagree. 1.4000 0.06235 130 95 18 17
830 Whaddayamean, “Earth Day’s not enough?” 1.4000 0.05516 150 106 28 16
831 My opponent, an aging, bloated, ball of gas, cannot be taken seriously. 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
832 Our host needs no introduction. 1.4000 0.05941 130 92 24 14
833 As usual, my opponent is hiding behind his global policy experience. 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
834 No no no...listen, I'll tell you exactly what the world needs! 1.3988 0.05103 173 122 33 18
835 As a flat Earther... 1.3987 0.05075 158 108 37 13
836 My opponent would have you believe she is an expert on the results of climate change. 1.3987 0.05457 158 113 27 18
837 I, too, am only just warming up! 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
838 my opponent of course doesn't have my world view 1.3987 0.05274 153 106 33 14
839 Guys, I think the world is trying to tell us something! 1.3987 0.05108 153 104 37 12
840 What is your response to recent accusations that you are, in fact, flat? 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
841 Let me finish, I waited while the 7.53 billion of you spoke. 1.3986 0.05486 148 104 29 15
842 And furthermore, I assert that your so-called "global perspective" is nothing more than narcissism. 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
843 Now folks, my opponent seems to think this election is ALL about her... 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
844 I want to thank Earth for stepping in after that unfortunate Pluto situation. 1.3986 0.04976 143 94 41 8
845 My opponent will not stop spinning. 1.3986 0.05713 143 102 25 16
846 There you again, saying you speak for the entire world! 1.3986 0.05265 143 97 35 11
847 The world does not revolve around you. 1.3986 0.05538 143 100 29 14
848 Every 24 hours you flip-flop. 1.3986 0.05170 143 96 37 10
849 I knew Planet Earth, sir, and you are no Planet Earth! 1.3986 0.05357 143 98 33 12
850 And now, on the world stage, is someone who needs no introduction. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
851 My opponent would rather sow division, while I look for common ground. We are both, for example, mostly water. 1.3986 0.05299 138 93 35 10
852 If you are who you say you are...then where are we now!! 1.3985 0.05840 133 94 25 14
853 Hey, if you're here, where am I? 1.3984 0.05693 128 88 29 11
854 Let it be noted that my opponent refused to shake my hand. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
855 Despite her denials,it's clear that my opponent is an unapologetic Globalist. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
856 Some will no doubt say that my opponent appears more worldly than myself. 1.3983 0.05914 118 81 27 10
857 And now Mother Earth will explain why we're screwed. 1.3975 0.05083 161 111 36 14
858 My opponent promises the moon, but does he deliver? 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
859 If you think you've got problems let's hear from our next speaker.... 1.3974 0.05508 156 112 26 18
860 Who knows more about the environment, me or my opponent? 1.3973 0.05707 146 105 24 17
861 And last but not least in our Global Warming Conference, a few angry words from Mother Earth. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
862 First, let me begin by saying that we are worlds apart on that issue. 1.3972 0.05219 141 95 36 10
863 This election is not about you! 1.3972 0.05021 141 93 40 8
864 Clearly my opponent doesn't comprehend the gravity of this situation. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
865 I’ll admit my opponent is striking to behold, but look more closely and she’s a hot mess. 1.3968 0.05643 126 86 30 10
866 You only seem concerned with global problems 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
867 Please give our next guest a warm welcome. 1.3962 0.04969 159 108 39 12
868 Oh sure, you CLAIM to be speaking for the whole world... 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
869 And, finally, my opponent is only 70% water! 1.3961 0.05326 154 108 31 15
870 And what makes you such an expert on global warming? 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
871 Our next speaker brings a global perspective to the issue. 1.3960 0.04932 149 99 41 9
872 Are you saying it's not a small world after all? 1.3960 0.05287 149 103 33 13
873 Further proof of a globalist conspiracy! 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
874 She constantly pivots. 1.3958 0.05327 144 99 33 12
875 When I signed up for this Businessman vs. Earth debate, I was expecting a park ranger. 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
876 My opponent is a well known globalist! 1.3957 0.05463 139 96 31 12
877 But I say all politics are local! 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
878 Oh, spare me your tilted worldview! 1.3953 0.04407 172 112 52 8
879 Why do I feel the whole world’s against me 1.3953 0.04917 172 119 38 15
880 My opponent would have you believe he is a globalist, but in reality he is a world unto himself. 1.3953 0.06070 129 93 21 15
881 But how can we be sure he actually thinks locally? 1.3953 0.05763 129 90 27 12
882 With all due respect to my fellow candidate, the science is still inconclusive. 1.3947 0.05126 152 104 36 12
883 You're getting warmer 1.3947 0.05294 152 106 32 14
884 Last but not least, we have a special guest tonight, for all of you climate change skeptics. 1.3946 0.05756 147 107 22 18
885 Well, you look flat from here. 1.3944 0.05738 142 102 24 16
886 Please disregard my opponent’s obtrusive attempt to make my hands look smaller. 1.3944 0.05650 142 101 26 15
887 How come it’s always about you!? 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
888 If I were a little younger, I'd take you outside and circumnavigate you. 1.3944 0.05285 142 97 34 11
889 Thank you Mr. Trump.....now we'll hear from the opposition. 1.3944 0.05561 142 100 28 14
890 The whole world may be against me, but I'm telling you, I'm right. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
891 I don't care HOW you roll as long as it's not this way! 1.3942 0.05517 137 95 30 12
892 Our next guest will now share her unique global perspective. 1.3942 0.05217 137 92 36 9
893 He's trying to spin. 1.3939 0.05666 132 92 28 12
894 And now, the Earth speaks for itself. 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
895 Every disaster we've ever had is on you! 1.3938 0.05023 160 110 37 13
896 And now, ladies and gentlemen, our expert on pollution." 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
897 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.3935 0.05137 155 107 35 13
898 The oil and gas industry has gotten whatever they want out of my opponent for years. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
899 you don't seem to understand the gravity of this situation. 1.3933 0.05172 150 103 35 12
900 That's a compelling global perspective, but I don't share your point of view. 1.3931 0.05475 145 102 29 14
901 My opponent promises you the world, but don’t believe him. 1.3931 0.05206 145 99 35 11
902 So you continue to refuse to acknowledge your ties to the Sun... 1.3929 0.05275 168 121 28 19
903 Now maybe you can explain what happened to Atlas your biggest supporter 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
904 You think you’re so hot!!! 1.3929 0.05139 140 94 37 9
905 Is this your good side? 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
906 The representative of the Flat Earth Society yields. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
907 I strongly disgree with my opponent's world view. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
908 Vague?! I couldn't be more Pacific. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
909 Clearly, my opponent has a globalist bias. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
910 For millennia my opponent has been circling around solar power. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
911 I don't like your Earth tones! 1.3926 0.05957 135 98 21 16
912 My opponent here thinks the world of himself. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
913 ‘“And now, taking the yes side in today’s climate action debate...” 1.3916 0.05439 143 100 30 13
914 Don't you turn your back on me, China! 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
915 And I suppose you're an expert on global affairs? 1.3916 0.04763 143 93 44 6
916 Think you can just roll in here and change the world?” 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
917 My opponent's argument on global warming is clearly biased" 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
918 The speaker on global warming needs no introduction. 1.3916 0.04740 166 112 43 11
919 I feel like it’s me against the world in this debate! 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
920 I think the world of my opponent. 1.3913 0.05151 161 113 33 15
921 The country deserves better than your constant spin. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
922 As you can see here, the World Wide Web has made the world a much smaller place. 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
923 Your mama's so fat that she invented gravity. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
924 You have no concept of the gravity of our situation. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
925 And at that moment of the debate the tide changed. 1.3907 0.05557 151 109 25 17
926 Mother Earth, you ignorant slut. 1.3907 0.05636 151 110 23 18
927 You can see it's flat. Anything else is fake news. 1.3906 0.05894 128 91 24 13
928 Now introducing our guest speaker on how to survive long term abuse 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
929 What on earth are you doing here? 1.3902 0.04932 164 113 38 13
930 Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm afraid that Atlas had a prior engagement..... 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
931 I've walked the earth. I've worked on earth. You , sir, are no planet earth. 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
932 My opponent just wants to make this climate change debate about herself. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
933 I think you are forgetting who put you on the map. 1.3896 0.04988 154 105 38 11
934 And you, sir, are talking from Uranus! 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
935 You raise some good points, but I still say the science isn't settled. 1.3896 0.04543 154 100 48 6
936 No, YOU are a globalist! 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
937 Whoa! Atlas has shrugged! 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
938 The Flat Earth Society debate did not go as planned. 1.3894 0.05954 113 78 26 9
939 And now speaking AGAINST the Flat Earth theory..... 1.3893 0.05480 131 90 31 10
940 Our guest tonight at the Planetary Society needs no introduction... 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
941 My opponent would have you believe that she speaks for the whole world... 1.3889 0.05317 144 100 32 12
942 I may flip flop, but my opponent here shifts tectonically! 1.3889 0.05852 126 89 25 12
943 Unlike my opponent, I will not try to be all things to all people. 1.3889 0.05408 144 101 30 13
944 See, I'm coming at this from a global perspective... 1.3889 0.05497 144 102 28 14
945 I think the world of my opponent, really. 1.3889 0.04939 144 96 40 8
946 Climate change seems to be the only issue my opponent wants to discuss. 1.3889 0.05125 162 114 33 15
947 My opponent likes to brag about her sphere of influence. 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
948 Hey ! Chill already. 1.3885 0.05395 157 113 27 17
949 As you can observe, the U.S.'s self-importance is vastly exaggerated here. 1.3885 0.05003 157 108 37 12
950 You are too polarizing! 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
951 I served with Uranus, I knew Uranus, Uranus was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Uranus. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
952 That's a circular argument, and you know it! 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
953 All this guy ever does is spin. 1.3885 0.05640 139 99 26 14
954 As you can see, my opponent is just another global elite. 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
955 What makes you think you can speak for all of humanity? 1.3882 0.05447 152 109 27 16
956 Thank you for inviting me to speak on the World's stage. 1.3882 0.05202 152 106 33 13
957 This clearly proves that the U.S.A is moving to the left. 1.3881 0.05180 134 90 36 8
958 You have no earthly idea what you’re talking about! 1.3881 0.05071 134 89 38 7
959 I guess we should stop asking for the Moon 1.3881 0.05597 134 94 28 12
960 ‘And our next speaker is a genuine global heavyweight...’ 1.3878 0.04965 147 99 39 9
961 Even as a young man shouting in the street, Buddy always knew he would take on the world someday 1.3878 0.05149 147 101 35 11
962 Hold on folks, she's just getting warmed up. 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
963 Well, that's just one opinion! 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
964 And then we'll extend the wall from Sishmaref to Santiago and the Eskimos will pay for it. 1.3878 0.05499 147 105 27 15
965 Somebody your size asking the rest of us to cut back? That's a laugh. 1.3876 0.05645 129 90 28 11
966 No, I don't think you revolve around me. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
967 Wait. We have an earth-shaking announcement. 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
968 Six days! And you think you're so special? 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
969 Is it me or is it getting suddenly warmer in here? 1.3873 0.05081 142 96 37 9
970 You look bigger on TV 1.3871 0.04765 186 131 38 17
971 if you’re over there, where am I? 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
972 Admit it.. you've never gotten over being third! 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
973 My opponent would have you believe he’s not really a Globalist... 1.3866 0.06439 119 88 16 15
974 I'm not as worldly as my opponent, but who is? 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
975 Please, what do YOU know about climate change? 1.3864 0.05339 132 90 33 9
976 And that's where the wall will go. 1.3862 0.04912 145 97 40 8
977 I never called you flat. I said you were fat. 1.3862 0.05552 145 104 26 15
978 What on earth would you know about climate change? 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
979 Just cool it! 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
980 Ladies and gentlemen let's give a nice global warming welcome to our guest. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
981 You’re the one that squeezed plants into coal in the first place! 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
982 Is threatening me with my extinction really the best you can do? 1.3857 0.05325 140 97 32 11
983 Hello, world! 1.3857 0.05227 140 96 34 10
984 Our next speaker is very down-to-earth. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
985 Joining us tonight for the debate on flat-Earth theory, is Round Earth. 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
986 As you can see, my opponent has a completely different world view... 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
987 ... and now, representing the flat-earth deniers ... 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
988 Let's give our next speaker a warming welcome... 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
989 Stop circling around the issue. 1.3851 0.04750 161 109 42 10
990 Who on earth do you think you are? 1.3846 0.05715 130 92 26 12
991 My opponent knows nothing about the environment. 1.3846 0.05429 143 101 29 13
992 I'm not kidding, I really do have the whole world against me! 1.3846 0.05694 143 104 23 16
993 Well I'll tell ya, good people, it's me against the world. 1.3846 0.04852 156 106 40 10
994 Reports that my opponent is heating up in the poles are ‘fake news.’ 1.3846 0.05865 143 106 19 18
995 My opponent plays the victim card after every environmental disaster. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
996 I'm a little confused about where you and I stand. 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
997 No one's listening to you. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
998 Let's not forget my opponent's infamous 'grab Saturn by the rings' line. 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
999 And now, it is my honor to introduce someone who means the world to me... 1.3846 0.05036 169 120 33 16
1000 Sure, we used to think you were flat, but that doesn’t make us “stupid.” 1.3841 0.05048 151 104 36 11
1001 Is Atlas still in the green room? 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
1002 Our keynote speaker today on global warming..... 1.3841 0.05569 138 98 27 13
1003 And my opponent is the worst kind of globalist! 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
1004 I’m sick and tired of my opponent’s non-stop spinning. 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
1005 Stop! You are clearly ignoring the gravity of the situation! 1.3837 0.04761 172 119 40 13
1006 It may appear that it's me against the world.... 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
1007 Excuse me, but your attitude has completely changed the climate in this room 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
1008 My opponent is tempermental and unpredictable at her core. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
1009 But what gives my opponent the right to think he's speaking for everyone on this issue? 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
1010 You're calling ME a globalist? 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
1011 And now we'll hear from the "earth is round" perspective 1.3836 0.05075 146 100 36 10
1012 There she goes, playing the mother card again! 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
1013 And now to update us on the real news about global warming is Mother Earth! 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
1014 We all want to save him, but my opponent hasn’t said anything about how much it would cost. 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
1015 Please welcome our guest speaker on global warming... 1.3831 0.05388 154 111 27 16
1016 And I challenge my opponent to provide evidence that he is actually getting warmer. 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
1017 One thing I'll say about my opponent. He's very down to Earth 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
1018 Enough of your global perspective. 1.3830 0.05294 141 98 32 11
1019 What does this guy know about global warming? 1.3830 0.05197 141 97 34 10
1020 Please hold on until I can get the other half's opinion. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
1021 My good friend here has an outsize view of his own importance 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
1022 So, what's your worldview? 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
1023 Is it me, or is it getting warmer in here? 1.3828 0.05776 128 91 25 12
1024 Behind my opponent's sunny personality is a dark past. 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
1025 The USA now defers to “The Paris Climate” representative. 1.3826 0.05682 149 110 21 18
1026 No, that podium does not make your look flat. 1.3824 0.05529 136 96 28 12
1027 *I* am getting heated? 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
1028 What on Earth is going on...? 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
1029 How can you possibly expect us to believe that you're warming when you won't even admit you're flat? 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
1030 No matter how cheerful you sound today, we know that you have a dark side as well. 1.3819 0.05215 144 100 33 11
1031 All the world's on stage. 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
1032 Don't turn this around on me, YOU were the one with oil in the first place. 1.3818 0.04974 165 116 35 14
1033 Sometimes it feels as though the whole world’s against me. 1.3818 0.04823 165 114 39 12
1034 ...because we’re Americans and we don’t care if the whole world disagrees! 1.3818 0.05120 165 118 31 16
1035 Hold on, global issues will get their turn. 1.3817 0.05882 131 95 22 14
1036 You say you're warming. Well, you don't look so hot to me! 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
1037 No - let me tell *you* the gravity of the situation 1.3816 0.05107 152 106 34 12
1038 I know my opponent thinks the world of itself... 1.3816 0.05438 152 110 26 16
1039 And how do you propose to pay for this "universal " health care? 1.3814 0.05886 118 83 25 10
1040 My opponent denies that he is a globalist...…. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
1041 As is typical, my opponent remains conspicuously silent on the issue of climate change. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
1042 This has been blown way out of proportion. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
1043 Your Western Hemisphere bias is so blatant and obvious. 1.3810 0.04859 147 99 40 8
1044 "And now, taking the position that climate change is real..." 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
1045 Ok, let's talk about the millions of elephants in the room... 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
1046 Wait. I’m just warming up. 1.3806 0.05119 155 109 33 13
1047 The American people are tired of my opponent’s globalist policies. 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
1048 Well of course YOU’D be a globalist! 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
1049 Of course my opponent is out of touch...He's four-and-a-half billion years old! 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
1050 Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego! 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
1051 In conclusion, it is clear my opponent is too worldly to understand the plight of the common man. 1.3806 0.05167 134 91 35 8
1052 And once again you are exaggerating your own importance in this debate on the future of Humankind! 1.3806 0.05484 134 94 29 11
1053 This debate is going nowhere — the Earth can’t demand we be replaced by a more intelligent species. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
1054 My opponent tries to make it sound as if it's me against the world. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
1055 Oh . So now she’s going to pull the old Earth card. 1.3803 0.05718 142 104 22 16
1056 My opponent is obviously a globalist of the worst kind! 1.3803 0.05167 142 98 34 10
1057 What could YOU possibly know about climate change??? 1.3803 0.05450 142 101 28 13
1058 Please stop with your spin. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
1059 As a matter of fact, I am right and the whole world is wrong! 1.3801 0.04847 171 120 37 14
1060 Unlike my opponent would have you believe, not all problems have global implications. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
1061 This debate is pointless. It feels like there’s an ocean between us. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
1062 Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a rousing apology to the world's most prominent authority on climate change. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
1063 Let me finish ! You had more the 4 billion years to develop your arguments 1.3800 0.05324 150 107 29 14
1064 It's not always about You! 1.3796 0.05090 137 93 36 8
1065 What do you mean, "I'll be fine, it's you guys that are screwed"? Is that a threat or a promise? 1.3793 0.05277 145 102 31 12
1066 And now, it's just 'me' against the world! 1.3793 0.05455 145 104 27 14
1067 There she goes with the overheated rhetoric again. 1.3790 0.05679 124 87 27 10
1068 As a Flat Earther, I refuse to believe your "science" and my own eyes. 1.3787 0.04813 169 118 38 13
1069 Paper covers rock! 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
1070 Round is just an alternative fact. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
1071 My opponent refuses to debate, claiming that he already represents the entire world. 1.3786 0.05116 140 96 35 9
1072 Hold on just a minute, this has nothing to do with you 1.3786 0.05687 140 102 23 15
1073 How on earth did you get in here? 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
1074 Not only is my opponent a liberal, she is also under the delusion that she is not flat. 1.3786 0.05409 140 99 29 12
1075 Perhaps my opponent would like to comment on the deadly magma it has been covering up for ages. 1.3784 0.05458 148 107 26 15
1076 My opponent, as usual, is trying to put a positive spin on the issue. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
1077 Unlike you, I can't speak for everybody. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
1078 And my opponent here is going to promise you the world! 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
1079 There's another side of her that most of you have never seen! 1.3776 0.05597 143 104 24 15
1080 SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE THE WORLD OR ME? 1.3776 0.05041 143 98 36 9
1081 There are two Americas! 1.3776 0.05138 143 99 34 10
1082 Stop complaining about your issues. The world doesn't revolve around you. 1.3775 0.05210 151 107 31 13
1083 You know, we've had hours of debate about climate change. I think I'll let the world speak for itself. 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
1084 Clearly, my esteemed colleague has no legs to stand on. 1.3775 0.04859 151 103 39 9
1085 And with all due respect, what in the world would you know about it? 1.3774 0.04778 159 109 40 10
1086 Please proceed, Mother Earth, you have five minutes to rebut Mr. Trump. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1087 Don't feign nationalist priorities when you are so obviously a globalist! 1.3769 0.05153 130 88 35 7
1088 I want to thank you again for the chance to co-host this Flat Earth Society conference. 1.3768 0.05163 138 95 34 9
1089 Of course I can hear you, but I don't believe you! 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
1090 Don't stand there and play the victim to me. 1.3768 0.04954 138 93 38 7
1091 Hold on, you’re telling me you’ve never seen ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ 1.3767 0.05336 146 104 29 13
1092 What on Earth did you just say? 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1093 Do you ever feel like the world is closing in on you? 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
1094 I'll show you exactly what on Earth I am talking about. 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
1095 My opponent is a flip-flopper. Take the magnetic poles, for example. 1.3765 0.04933 170 121 34 15
1096 Can we please have a debate where you don't completely take over the stage!? 1.3760 0.05866 125 90 23 12
1097 We will pick up with our lecture about Asia in about 16 hours. 1.3759 0.05708 133 96 24 13
1098 What more evidence do you need that my opponent doesn't have a point?! 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
1099 And now let's hear from my opponent... a supposed expert on global warming. 1.3759 0.05185 141 98 33 10
1100 And you misled the people indicating that you were a small world after all. 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1101 That's a circular argument! 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
1102 We have nothing to fear but hemisphere itself! 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1103 I’d like to speak for the eastern hemisphere... 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1104 I'd say your connection to South America raises questions of collusion. 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1105 You can't just roll in here and say that. 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
1106 My opponent naively perceives herself as an expert on global climate change. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
1107 My opponent has a limited world view. 1.3758 0.04578 165 112 44 9
1108 Don't worry - I have asked them to turn the AC up! 1.3750 0.05546 128 90 28 10
1109 I don’t understand where you’re coming from! 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
1110 Madame speaker, be assured that my opponent will soon reveal another side. 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
1111 As we all know now, my opponent takes a world view. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
1112 All this stage is a world. 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
1113 You need to see the big picture! 1.3750 0.05203 144 101 32 11
1114 Unlike my opponent, I can promise I will never change my position. 1.3750 0.05517 136 97 27 12
1115 In last night's debate, Mr. President repeatedly insisted the whole world was against him. 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
1116 I too am a globalist. 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
1117 ...and the United Nations will pay for the fence. 1.3750 0.05711 136 99 23 14
1118 I find my challenger's Earth First campaign to be nothing more than thinly veiled self-serving platform. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
1119 To kick off our Global forum today I'd like to introduce our first speaker... 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
1120 And here to give us the big picture is... 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
1121 Well, one thing my distinguished opponent and I agree on is that it is too warm in here. 1.3750 0.04915 144 98 38 8
1122 There you globe again . . . 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
1123 Sometimes I feel like it's me versus the world up here! 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1124 My opponent yet again advocates turning his back on Europe." 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
1125 ...and my opponent continues to insist that global warming is real. 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
1126 Your isthmus is showing! 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
1127 Why on earth would you say that? 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
1128 I know you collided with other planets. 1.3741 0.05563 147 108 23 16
1129 Folks, are you hearing this spin? 1.3741 0.04847 147 100 39 8
1130 Why is it always all about you?!? 1.3741 0.05429 139 99 28 12
1131 The climate of these debates sure is changing. 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
1132 Our next speaker has a first-hand experience of climate change. 1.3740 0.05769 131 95 23 13
1133 I told Atlas not to shrug 1.3740 0.05870 131 96 21 14
1134 ... He'll never bring jobs to Smallville. My opponent only thinks globally. 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
1135 You think I'm angry now? I'm just getting warmed up. 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
1136 Larry’s worst fears are confirmed that it’s always been him against the world. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
1137 Certainly a speaker that should need no introduction, however ... 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1138 And YOU need to stop circling around the issue here! 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1139 From where I’m standing, you still look pretty flat. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
1140 Back off, I'm warming you. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
1141 I may have the whole world against me in this debate, but... 1.3732 0.05346 142 101 29 12
1142 One more globalist? 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1143 Yes, but can you *prove* you're round? 1.3727 0.05347 161 119 24 18
1144 Small wonder you call yourself a Globalist. 1.3727 0.04892 161 113 36 12
1145 Like I've been saying all along, it's me against the world! 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
1146 At times like this, I feel that the whole world is against me. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1147 Unlike my opponent, I promise to keep my cool. 1.3725 0.04897 153 106 37 10
1148 With all due respect, I think you are taking a very one-sided view of the world. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
1149 Folks, sometimes it's easy to feel like it's you versus the whole world. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
1150 I implore you to take into account the gravity of the situation. 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1151 You're only half right." 1.3723 0.05384 137 97 29 11
1152 How does my opponent KNOW she's not just having another hot flash? 1.3723 0.05284 137 96 31 10
1153 The last thing we need is another polarizing President. 1.3721 0.05510 129 91 28 10
1154 Why are you even running? You won't be around for much longer! 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
1155 And with his other face he kisses up to Russia. 1.3720 0.04905 164 116 35 13
1156 North America is going to speak on behalf of the world again, huh? 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
1157 My opponent would like you to think it’s me against the world 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1158 My opponent would have you believe the Earth is round. 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1159 On the contrary, I do think you should revolve around me! 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1160 Though he scored some rhetorical points, Morris was no match for his opponent in the Flat Earth Society Debate. 1.3714 0.05676 140 103 22 15
1161 I'm not afraid to take on the world. 1.3711 0.04684 159 109 41 9
1162 And are the allegations true that you have taken explicit, unauthorized pictures of Uranus? 1.3711 0.05168 159 115 29 15
1163 I understand you have serious injuries, but a globe is not a person. Now if you were a corporation, you would have a case. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
1164 You're always shifting your position! 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1165 My opponent is well rounded but nevertheless lacks good judgment. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
1166 There you spin again 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1167 Atlas ... Atlas? We can't hear you down there. Can't you get closer to the mike? 1.3709 0.05027 151 106 34 11
1168 Why blame me? Who created fossil fuels to begin with? 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1169 I’m not going to make my opponent’s age an issue in this campaign. 1.3706 0.04726 143 96 41 6
1170 Hold on! You'll get your turn. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1171 As soon as the world stepped on stage Jon felt the temperature in the room rise dramatically 1.3704 0.05022 162 116 32 14
1172 And what experience do you have? 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
1173 NO - the whole world is NOT a stage 1.3701 0.05447 154 114 23 17
1174 Unfortunately, this simulation developed a fatal virus called Homo Sapiens. 1.3701 0.05524 154 115 21 18
1175 Enough with the circular reasoning! 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
1176 No need to get so heated. 1.3701 0.05099 127 86 35 6
1177 Turn sideways so we can see if you’re really round 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
1178 No really, I feel like the world is against me. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1179 Nobody knows more about the world than I do. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
1180 Mother I'm not going to get into a debate with you. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
1181 My opponent acts as if the moon revolves around her. 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
1182 Trust me, I'm just warming up. 1.3694 0.04890 157 110 36 11
1183 There you go again...rotating your position." 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
1184 If we were on the radio and not TV, I would be winning this debate! 1.3693 0.04594 176 123 41 12
1185 And now a speech about Global Warming from the only opinion that counts. 1.3692 0.05895 130 96 20 14
1186 Look, I didn't call you a loser, a terrible, very bad planet...maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and far from the biggest. That was fake news and this debate about climate change is over! 1.3691 0.05246 149 107 29 13
1187 My opponent acts like the world revolves around him... oh." 1.3691 0.05071 149 105 33 11
1188 Next, you'll deny you're a globalist. 1.3690 0.04743 168 118 38 12
1189 Maybe it's time you took some responsibility for your own well-being. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
1190 What credentials does my esteemed opponent have regarding climate change? 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
1191 This candidate claims to represent all of you . . . 1.3688 0.04870 141 96 38 7
1192 Unlike my opponent, I speak for more than just half of the world. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
1193 Like you, I am just warming up... 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
1194 No, YOU'RE polarizing the issue! 1.3684 0.05280 133 93 31 9
1195 Now, if you could please rotate, so that I may debate Eurasia. 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
1196 It only looks round! 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
1197 Welcome to the climate change conference. The first to speak is Mother Earth. 1.3684 0.05387 133 94 29 10
1198 Yeah?! Well, I'm freezing! 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
1199 And what would YOU know about "climate change"? 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1200 Did it get warmer all of the sudden, or is it just me? 1.3681 0.04920 163 116 34 13
1201 Please, the whole world is always against me. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1202 Stop orbiting the question. 1.3681 0.05375 144 104 27 13
1203 No, Mr. President, I AM the real world. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
1204 Well, size isn't everything! 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
1205 Our expert on Climate Change will now speak 1.3677 0.05015 155 110 33 12
1206 I have recently uncovered a sibling of my opponent that he refuses to acknowledge. Pluto, come on out here…. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1207 And now I let her tell you more about the gravity of the situation. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1208 You're getting too heated. 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1209 And now we'll hear the anti flat-earth perspective. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1210 My opponent is a master of spin: in the last debate he was flat as a pancake. 1.3673 0.04930 147 102 36 9
1211 What on earth is your point?!? 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1212 I object to my opponent's description of me as small and insignificant! 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1213 Small world. 1.3671 0.05028 158 113 32 13
1214 Atlas, your rebuttal. Atlas? 1.3671 0.05186 158 115 28 15
1215 Have you ever felt that the whole World was against you? 1.3671 0.04696 158 109 40 9
1216 Just admit that you're nothing but a shameless globalist! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1217 Even my opponent is warming to me! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1218 As you can see, the blue wave is coming 1.3669 0.05606 139 102 23 14
1219 Our final climate change panelist has dire warnings..... 1.3667 0.04953 150 105 35 10
1220 And to all my detractors who say I have no world view..... 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
1221 No, I don't think you look flat. 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
1222 I believe we can find some common ground. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1223 I'm not sure you're grasping the gravity of what I'm saying. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1224 Sure, my opponent has a lot of experience in world affairs... 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1225 And now it's my pleasure to introduce EVERYBODY'S mother! 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1226 My hands are not small! 1.3660 0.05307 153 112 26 15
1227 Next thing you know, he’ ll be mooning me! 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1228 My opponent will literally turn its back on you. Wait for it. Wait for it. 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1229 I refuse to sugarcoat facts while my opponent wraps himself in the earth’s mantle, concealing his molten core. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
1230 While I think the world of my opponent... 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1231 Excuse me, but did my opponent just say, “Earth to Mr. Johnson?” 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
1232 Fine, you can have Florida, but New York stays afloat! 1.3659 0.05068 123 83 35 5
1233 Where’s Waldo? 1.3659 0.05045 164 119 30 15
1234 And a round of applause for Earth stepping in last minute for Pluto at this year's planet summit. 1.3657 0.05659 134 98 23 13
1235 Would you stop spinning for a moment and pay attention! 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1236 "I would ask the audience to hold their applause until I've had a chance to introduce everyone." 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1237 ”...And our next guest is hotter than ever... 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1238 Our next speaker is the hottest thing right now. 1.3654 0.05387 156 116 23 17
1239 ...a planet that needs no introduction... 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
1240 It is a small world after all. 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
1241 And unlike my opponent I promise to think locally and act purely for personal gain. 1.3654 0.04905 156 110 35 11
1242 And please welcome our guest speaker to this annual meeting of the Flat Earth Society 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
1243 My opponent thinks the world revolves around him 1.3649 0.05176 148 106 30 12
1244 Let's stop talking about revolution. 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1245 I know our audience will appreciate the gravity of your situation 1.3649 0.04808 148 102 38 8
1246 Looks like we're going to need a bigger wall! 1.3649 0.05436 148 109 24 15
1247 Our core values are fundamentally different 1.3648 0.04586 159 109 42 8
1248 He has a dark side that will chill you. 1.3647 0.04469 170 117 44 9
1249 Now listen--hey, don't you turn your back on me! 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
1250 It seems my opponent is overly focused on global issues. 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1251 My opponent’s argument is at least two-thirds under water 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
1252 George faced an unexpected challenge to his claim to be the World's best debater. 1.3643 0.05664 140 104 21 15
1253 And what so-called proof do have that the world is not flat? 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
1254 Atlas, get back here ! 1.3642 0.04926 151 106 35 10
1255 It's not fair I only get 15 minutes. You've had four and a half billion years. 1.3642 0.05188 151 109 29 13
1256 Ladies and gentlemen, when I speak the world listens. 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
1257 My opponent likes to tout his worldliness as a strength 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
1258 And now, for the right hemisphere point of view. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1259 And unlike my opponent, I do not try to be all things to all people. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1260 I am afraid that my esteemed opponent and I are worlds apart! 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1261 My opponent continues to hide his Russia connections! 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
1262 Hold on, I didn't interrupt you on the climate change questions. 1.3636 0.04681 154 106 40 8
1263 And we at Fox News demand this is a flat disc and not a globe, and if it's not a globe then how can there be 'global warming' eh? 1.3636 0.05358 154 114 24 16
1264 Really? Do you know how many times I shovelled my driveway last winter? 1.3636 0.05298 132 93 30 9
1265 Our next speaker is internationally known... 1.3636 0.05031 154 110 32 12
1266 Warming Schwarming— you’re only having hot flashes! 1.3636 0.05197 154 112 28 14
1267 Can you believe SHE is running as a #MeToo candidate? 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
1268 I know Neptune. You sir, you're no Neptune. 1.3631 0.04879 157 111 35 11
1269 That's right China, I'm speaking to you. Don't you dare turn your back on me. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
1270 Clearly my opponent is too worldly. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1271 Why is every one on your side!? 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
1272 Unlike my opponent, I will not forget the good people in Hawaii. 1.3630 0.05401 146 107 25 14
1273 Let's see who revolves around who. 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
1274 ....while my opponent, though very worldly, has a decidedly western view of things. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
1275 Whoa!... Who do you think you are? My Mother?... 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
1276 Can you be more Pacific in your response? 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1277 My opponent clearly thinks he's the center of the universe. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
1278 You are clearly biased when it comes to climate change. 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
1279 I know Atlas, Atlas is a friend of mine, and , you sir, are no Atlas 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1280 See, I told you it was all just spin. 1.3624 0.05321 149 109 26 14
1281 "It's obvious that my opponent has a globalist agenda! 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1282 ...But my opponent is all spin! 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
1283 Sheer hubris -- My opponent believes that he represents the whole world! 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
1284 Cool down! 1.3618 0.05407 152 113 23 16
1285 My opponent happens to be all wet, or at least seventy-one percent. 1.3618 0.05074 152 109 31 12
1286 What makes you think you’re a Global Expert? Fake News! 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
1287 Our next speaker literally means the world to me! 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
1288 I'll give you that point. However, ice caps aren't everything. 1.3613 0.04657 155 107 40 8
1289 My opponent is not healthy enough to survive her term in office. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1290 And I remind my opponent, all politics is local. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1291 My opponent is just spinning as usual. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1292 Many of you scoffed when I promised you the world... 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1293 And our next speaker deserves our undivided attention! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1294 My opponent is a unapologetic globalist! 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1295 Global warming!, what makes you an expert? 1.3608 0.05097 158 115 29 14
1296 The Flat Earth Society begs to differ. 1.3605 0.05194 147 106 29 12
1297 I'm not sure you fully comprehend the gravity of this predicament. 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1298 As you can see, my opponent is a globalist. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
1299 I challenge you to think out of your hemisphere 1.3602 0.04949 161 116 32 13
1300 Earth, please, wait your turn. 1.3600 0.05291 150 110 26 14
1301 I believe you are not seeing the big picture, Sir 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
1302 Our next presenter will provide a worldview on this topic... 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
1303 You are on a roll, but I'll have to stop you here. 1.3597 0.04790 139 95 38 6
1304 My opponent is older than dirt! 1.3595 0.05131 153 111 29 13
1305 Now take my opponent here, who pretends to speak for the whole world. 1.3595 0.04784 153 107 37 9
1306 Enough about you. 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
1307 I don't care if you're representing seven billion constituents, I deserve equal time. 1.3590 0.04721 156 109 38 9
1308 I told you we're trying to turn the heat down. Just be patient. 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
1309 Nobody cares about your inflated world view! 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1310 What makes you think you're the expert on climate change? 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1311 And we can't ignore my opponent's blatant conflict of interest with regards to the issue of climate-change! 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1312 I knew Atlas would be a noshow. 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1313 Let's talk about your global presence... 1.3581 0.04983 148 105 33 10
1314 You have been accused of warming! How do you respond? 1.3577 0.05431 123 87 28 8
1315 I have 7.7 billion constituents and counting. What's your base? 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
1316 And making her final appearance ... 1.3577 0.05837 137 104 17 16
1317 Accept it, you're flat. But here you are, being bipolar 1.3577 0.05650 137 102 21 14
1318 Sure, but can you prove you aren't flat? 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1319 What do you mean that humans are a virus that will soon run its course? 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1320 Welcome to the first International meeting of the Flat Earth Society, I would now like to introduce to you our guest speaker... 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1321 She's had her 4.5 billion years. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1322 Size matters? Is that all you've got? 1.3576 0.04731 151 105 38 8
1323 That question came out of the blue. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1324 My opponent has the gall to assert that her health is more important than corporate profits 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1325 The next speaker is here to warm up the crowd. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1326 Excuse me but I also know a thing or two about climate change. 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1327 There you rotate again. 1.3571 0.04871 168 122 32 14
1328 My opponent lacks a solid core. 1.3571 0.05019 154 111 31 12
1329 While I appreciate the global perspective, we still need a wall. 1.3571 0.04723 168 120 36 12
1330 You may have more real world experience, but I'm a man of the people. 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1331 And now, here to refute the "flat earth" propoents, I present.... 1.3567 0.04867 157 112 34 11
1332 Our new head of global marketing needs no introduction. 1.3567 0.05270 157 117 24 16
1333 Yes, ma'am, it does seem to be getting warmer in here. 1.3567 0.05423 157 119 20 18
1334 Oh let me guess, your position on day light saving has changed... again. 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
1335 Only one of the candidates could truly be described as "well-rounded". 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
1336 It only *looks* like it’s me against the world 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
1337 Going once, going twice... 1.3566 0.05100 143 102 31 10
1338 Let me stop you right there. 1.3566 0.05481 129 93 26 10
1339 Don't let my opponent fool you. He is a globalist. 1.3562 0.04884 160 115 33 12
1340 You're flat wrong! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1341 What goes around comes around! 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1342 Unfortunately, our guest speaker, Atlas, was hospitalized with a neck injury. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1343 I think it’s fair to point out that my opponent is a Globalist. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1344 As usual, my opponent continues to go round in circles. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1345 Stop whining! You’ll still be here when the rest of us are gone. 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
1346 Unlike my opponent, I have a global view. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1347 Sure, but next to Neptune you don't act so tough. 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
1348 Let me remind my friend, all politics is local. 1.3557 0.04863 149 105 35 9
1349 And now let’s hear from the America’s with their side of the story. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1350 "Your oceans are as dirty as your politics! " 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1351 If you want to recover from climate change, you first have to admit you have a problem! 1.3553 0.04797 152 107 36 9
1352 No, you don't speak for the whole world! 1.3551 0.05224 138 99 29 10
1353 Oh, so you think you can speak for everybody? 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
1354 There's a whole other side to you. 1.3548 0.05075 155 113 29 13
1355 It was ever thus -- one man against the world! 1.3546 0.05243 141 102 28 11
1356 This is why I feel the world is always against me! 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1357 Of course you can take a bathroom break. You are 70% water. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1358 And in a minute, the Eastern Hemisphere’s rebuttal.” 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
1359 As for my opponent’s more heated perspective . . . 1.3544 0.05242 158 118 24 16
1360 It may be me against the world, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong! 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1361 I am really a much more down-to-earth candidate than my opponent 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
1362 My opponent has shown he is not capable of carrying the weight of the World on his shoulders. 1.3542 0.05258 144 105 27 12
1363 And now, to kick off our Flat Earth debate... 1.3542 0.05528 144 108 21 15
1364 And now to explain the effects of global warming .... 1.3542 0.04974 144 102 33 9
1365 Don't think you're going to win this debate by "going global" on me again! 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
1366 Stop playing the victim card! 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
1367 I can see my house from here! 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
1368 Let me tell you what the world needs... 1.3540 0.04859 161 116 33 12
1369 Don't everybody talk at once! 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1370 You're here to tell me the whole world thinks I have small hands!?!? 1.3538 0.05764 130 97 20 13
1371 Again, we see my opponent going global when I'm trying to talk specifics... 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1372 This is not about you! 1.3537 0.05270 147 108 26 13
1373 You are so bipolar about climate change! 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1374 I'm detecting a change in the climate of this debate. 1.3533 0.04836 150 106 35 9
1375 You are fake news, the world is flat. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
1376 Is it getting warmer up here, or is it just you? 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1377 Chill, Dude! 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1378 Who in the world are you? 1.3529 0.04948 153 110 32 11
1379 It's my turn. 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1380 Be prepared for a heated debate! 1.3529 0.05169 136 97 30 9
1381 Our next speaker brings a truly global perspective . . . 1.3529 0.05063 136 96 32 8
1382 That's just your perspective on global warming! 1.3529 0.04954 136 95 34 7
1383 I promise my turn won't take all day. 1.3529 0.04965 170 126 28 16
1384 Why is nobody asking 'Girthy Earthy' over here about her controversial 'Pangaea Years'? 1.3529 0.05284 153 114 24 15
1385 Oh spare me. I took off my Jacket and I'm fine. 1.3529 0.05034 153 111 30 12
1386 I personally would like to extend you a warm welcome. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1387 And more than Utopian, my opponent's demands for a Green New Deal are completely self-interested! 1.3526 0.04881 156 112 33 11
1388 I've cut taxes for my constituents and eliminated plastic straws. What on earth have you done? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1389 Is that all you do? Just spin, spin, spin? 1.3525 0.05292 139 101 27 11
1390 I think we should take a break to cool off 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1391 But where is your birth certificate? 1.3522 0.04979 159 116 30 13
1392 I hear you, but what does the Eastern Hemisphere have to say? 1.3522 0.04898 159 115 32 12
1393 Earth: #MeToo 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1394 Why doesn't he show his birth certificate? 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1395 Who will voters believe - a climate denier like me, or my hysterical opponent 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1396 Our guest may be unfamiliar to some of you.... 1.3521 0.05116 142 102 30 10
1397 I never back down...even when I learned this debate actually was me vs the world! 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1398 You don't understand the global implications. 1.3520 0.05237 125 88 30 7
1399 Stop lying! We all know you're flat! 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1400 I know there have been reports that my opponent is just warming up, but frankly I haven't seen evidence to support that claim. 1.3519 0.05141 162 121 25 16
1401 Let's give a warm Mars style welcome to our dear old friend, Earth. 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1402 I firmly disagree that my opponent speaks for everyone. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1403 Well, I have a different world view! 1.3515 0.04848 165 120 32 13
1404 You can't handle the heat! 1.3515 0.05144 165 124 24 17
1405 ...."The rest of the world--you have 2 minutes for your rebuttle." 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1406 Where is Atlas when you need him. 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
1407 This is so fake, folks. He's actually very, very flat! 1.3514 0.05240 148 109 26 13
1408 The Earth needs no introduction although some people have apparently forgotten about it. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1409 I categorically OBJECT to the tactics of my opponent in this flat earth debate!!! 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
1410 Clearly you cannot believe what you see in front of you, my opponent is flat, and anything else is fake news! 1.3510 0.04901 151 108 33 10
1411 You've already warmed up. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1412 Well, I got the popular vote! 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
1413 America First! 1.3507 0.05109 134 95 31 8
1414 … while my opponent just stands there getting hot under the collar. 1.3507 0.05428 134 98 25 11
1415 My opponent clearly has a planet-sized ego. 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1416 You're missing the big picture. 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1417 Has anybody seen Atlas? 1.3507 0.05217 134 96 29 9
1418 I'm not going to debate it with half the world 1.3506 0.04655 154 108 38 8
1419 Pictured above: The first 2020 presidential debate. 1.3506 0.05492 154 118 18 18
1420 My opponent’s presence belies the gravity of the situation! 1.3504 0.05636 137 103 20 14
1421 And here to present the other side of the global warming debate ... 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1422 Shame! My opponent voted against Pluto staying in the Solar System! 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1423 And why should we believe your claims on climate change? 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
1424 Don’t all talk at once! 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1425 well, it doesn't feel warm in here to me! 1.3500 0.04959 140 99 33 8
1426 While my opponent *claims* to be thinking globally, I believe we can all see a distinctly North American bias. 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
1427 Oh great, another critic on climate change 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1428 I think the world of my opponent but his argument doesn't hold water. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1429 My opponent seems to have been crushed by the weight of the world. 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1430 Meanwhile at the UN Climate Change Tribunal: "The Court will now hear victim impact statements" 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1431 Ok ok, it's not a hoax 1.3497 0.05086 143 103 30 10
1432 Call me a dwarf planet again and I’ll kick your Australia. 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1433 When we promise our students the world, we deliver! 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
1434 . . . . and I have been authorized to speak on behalf of the other seven planets about their experiences with ignoring climate change." 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
1435 Why, my opponent seems to be warming up to me! 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1436 Speak English,please 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
1437 Typical globalist! 1.3493 0.04721 146 102 37 7
1438 But if you're here, what planet are we on? None of this adds up! 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
1439 The world will try to tell you otherwise, but I’m here to tell you... 1.3490 0.05381 149 112 22 15
1440 Is it really a matter of such gravity? 1.3490 0.04849 149 106 34 9
1441 As I was saying, I've always felt like it's me against the world 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1442 And as you can see, my opponent wants totally open borders! 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1443 Hey, don’t get heated with me. 1.3488 0.05574 129 95 23 11
1444 Of course my opponent backs the Green New Deal, she’s a globalist. 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1445 And now the keynote speaker's firsthand account of global warming. 1.3485 0.05482 132 97 24 11
1446 Atlas has left the building! 1.3485 0.05156 132 94 30 8
1447 Being in the majority doesn't make you right! 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1448 As you can see, my visual aid has crushed my debate opponent and his flat earth premise. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1449 And now--Our next World expert really needs No introduction! 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
1450 I have here a sworn statement from a Mr. Atlas that says you have lied about your weight. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1451 It's just you and me against....oh, wait... 1.3481 0.04967 135 95 33 7
1452 You'll get your turn when I'm finished 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1453 What would my opponent know about climate change?!" 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1454 ...and pay no heed to my opponent who is clearly a globalist. 1.3478 0.05601 138 104 20 14
1455 Here to speak tonight is Mother Earth... and she is a little disappointed in you. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
1456 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF YOUR WORLDVIEW 1.3478 0.05409 138 102 24 12
1457 Oh, sure... my opponent looks cool and international on the surface. But underneath, seethes a core of molten magma. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1458 Yeah, you and who else? 1.3476 0.04303 187 133 43 11
1459 Your plan is all about YOU, isn't it? You say, 'My air is dirty. My water is polluted. My animals are dying!' I say Americans are tired of narcissistic politicians! 1.3476 0.04938 164 121 29 14
1460 I said “All the world IS a stage” , not on it! 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1461 Yes.....sometimes I do feel my stance is 'me against the world'! 1.3472 0.05151 144 105 28 11
1462 How on earth did you come up with that? 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1463 It’s not a small world after all. 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1464 If I want to call you my oyster, by God, I'll call you my oyster. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1465 We'll stop there for today, and the Eastern Hemisphere will pick things up where we left off. 1.3471 0.05077 121 84 32 5
1466 No, no. You've had your turn. 1.3471 0.04590 170 122 37 11
1467 Your time is up. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1468 Now Madam Earth, isn't it true you're just perimenopausal and temperatures are expected to return to normal in some years? 1.3469 0.04984 147 106 31 10
1469 My opponent lacks gravity. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1470 And without further ado, a word from our host. 1.3468 0.04960 173 130 26 17
1471 You're blowing this thing way out of proportion! 1.3467 0.05266 150 112 24 14
1472 This is what it’s come to, since none of you will listen to the scientists. 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1473 This is only 1/2 of the story 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1474 We could finally get rid of daylight saving time if you would stop your tilting. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1475 Lock her up! 1.3464 0.05353 153 116 21 16
1476 OK, now things are going to get heated. 1.3464 0.04573 153 107 39 7
1477 Do not be deceived by my opponent's claims of international experience! 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
1478 There you go again,throwing your weight around. 1.3462 0.04516 156 109 40 7
1479 Don’t bring my sun into this. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
1480 Stop! You’re over inflating your importance! 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
1481 Can you move a little more to the right, you are blocking the air-conditioner. 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1482 In spite of what some may think, this is bigger than me against the world. 1.3459 0.04460 159 111 41 7
1483 Where’s Hawaii? 1.3459 0.05342 133 97 26 10
1484 Don't deny you're a globalist. 1.3457 0.04660 162 116 36 10
1485 Just who does my opponent think he is, claiming to speak for the entire world! 1.3457 0.04901 162 119 30 13
1486 Everything my opponent says about climate change is fake news. 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1487 I was going to mention the state of the planet, but it speaks for itself. 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
1488 And here to talk about the global economy... 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1489 Do you have to globalize everything? 1.3456 0.05258 136 99 27 10
1490 My turn - your turn went a full day. 1.3455 0.04987 165 123 27 15
1491 I have to say at this point that I feel threatened 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
1492 Our next speaker claims to be quite the expert on climate change... 1.3453 0.04758 139 97 36 6
1493 My opponent, here, wants you to believe in something she calls, 'scientific consensus' 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1494 There you go again, always spinning in favor of the globalist agenda. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1495 As you can see, my opponent is self-inflating. 1.3452 0.04775 168 123 32 13
1496 I think the world of my opponent, but... 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
1497 Can you even name the seven continents? 1.3451 0.05101 142 103 29 10
1498 ...In contrast, my opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1499 How can I debate you? You've come 180 degrees on your argument. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1500 May I just say, you are my Oyster. 1.3448 0.06135 116 88 16 12
1501 As you can see, my opponent is the very image of an unrepentant globalist. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1502 As you can plainly see, the Chinese are behind this! 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1503 Yes, but you are using the word "round" as if it is a good thing. 1.3446 0.04955 148 107 31 10
1504 Senator, I served with Neptune. I knew Neptune. Neptune was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Neptune. 1.3444 0.04976 151 110 30 11
1505 Yeah? Well my opponent was once involved in a big bang, too! 1.3444 0.05151 151 112 26 13
1506 Wait a second! When I elected to take on the Global Challenge, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
1507 We've been talking about it long enough. Now is the time to let the planet speak for itself. 1.3444 0.05064 151 111 28 12
1508 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the English-speaking world!" 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1509 Could you turn around to show you’re actually round? 1.3442 0.05078 154 114 27 13
1510 Like my opponent,I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3442 0.05161 154 115 25 14
1511 I'm just getting warmed up 1.3442 0.04994 154 113 29 12
1512 What we need is a "world view," my opponent clearly does not have that. 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
1513 Open your eyes people! The threat of globalization is real. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
1514 I still say you are flat 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
1515 Are you threatening me with extinction? 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1516 Let me start by just saying, you've always meant the world to me. 1.3438 0.04860 160 117 31 12
1517 And to show my sincerity, I'd like to buy my opponent a Coke. 1.3438 0.05915 128 98 16 14
1518 It’s pretty much has always been me against the world. This debate however, takes it to a whole new level. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1519 Another expert on global warming. 1.3436 0.05177 163 124 22 17
1520 Now, first up -- speaking for the ozone layer. 1.3435 0.05056 131 93 31 7
1521 You don’t intimidate me, you’re mostly water weight 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1522 I don’t care if the whole world is against me, I do not believe in global warming! 1.3433 0.05412 134 99 24 11
1523 I yield to my opponent who would like us all to go somewhere else. 1.3433 0.05092 134 96 30 8
1524 . . .and you sir are no Pangea! 1.3433 0.05201 134 97 28 9
1525 Stop, stop, stop! We don't want to hear from a climate-change radical. 1.3431 0.05525 137 103 21 13
1526 I'll stop addressing you as the pale blue dot when you start addressing me as Dr. Sagan. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1527 It’s me against the world in 2020. 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1528 I would challenge my opponent to pick a hemisphere. 1.3431 0.05122 137 99 29 9
1529 Now, my opponent is gonna try to use “facts” and “science” about climate change to try to scare ya, but it’s fake news, people! 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1530 America, sir, will not let globalism crush our dreams. 1.3429 0.05245 140 103 26 11
1531 Consider this your global warning! 1.3429 0.05342 140 104 24 12
1532 Let the World speak for itself. 1.3429 0.05147 140 102 28 10
1533 I understand that you are the World, but are you the Children? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
1534 Well, that's your opinion. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1535 So,as you can see,"me against the world" was NOT hyperbole as my opponent has claimed. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1536 That's circular reasoning...You keep going around and around and around. 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1537 Hi Mom ! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1538 And now, our world-renowned expert on world climate change. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1539 My opponent talks big, but hides half of his true self. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
1540 This year the Golden Globe goes to.... 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1541 Stop right there! We booked the Eastern Hemisphere to speak tonight! 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1542 I said you're incompetent, not 'incontinent.' 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1543 Is it just me, or is it hot in here? 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1544 I'm the only candidate prepared to take on the world! 1.3421 0.04389 152 105 42 5
1545 '"My opponent is trapped in circular reasoning!" 1.3419 0.04881 155 113 31 11
1546 Can I speak to your Russian side, please! 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1547 From now on, we will hear the testimony of the victim of global warming. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1548 My worthy opponent seems to be living in his own world. 1.3416 0.04835 161 118 31 12
1549 I'm right and the world is wrong 1.3416 0.04914 161 119 29 13
1550 I apologize for my opponent's behavior, he's getting very heated. 1.3416 0.04502 161 114 39 8
1551 you‘ve had all the time in the world to make your point, now it’s my turn 1.3416 0.04587 161 115 37 9
1552 Actually, there are five Great Lakes. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
1553 Indeed, it is a small world after all. 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
1554 As you can see, this new technology brings the world closer. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1555 Today's speaker is seeking political asylum. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1556 Okay Atlas . . .who shrugged? 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1557 There’s an ocean of difference between my views and those of my opponent. 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1558 Nobody does global politics better than me. No one. 1.3409 0.05250 132 96 27 9
1559 So, Mr. Atlas, what is your position on global expansion? Mr. Atlas?...Mr. Atlas?... 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1560 Could we please have a question on something other than climate change? 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1561 Things may seem dark right now, but I’m certain you’ll turn it around! 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1562 Yeah? Well, I’m telling YOU that climate change is a HOAX! 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1563 Following Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot success, Ed misjudged his Ted Talk audience 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
1564 My opponent over here seems to be getting a little heated! 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1565 The whole world is against me in this debate! 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1566 And speaking of global affairs... 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1567 If my opponent thinks I'll get pulled into their orbit, they've got another thing coming. 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1568 The title is "What goes around, comes around." 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1569 I think the world is trying to tell us something. 1.3404 0.05116 141 103 28 10
1570 Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce MotherEarth on her Farewell Tour 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1571 Today the President will put an end to the fake news that he does not know the names of the continents. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1572 You yielded your time, it's my turn to talk about the environment. 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1573 Our next speaker will dispel the flat earth myth. 1.3403 0.05230 144 107 25 12
1574 I assert that my opponent is clearly out of its orbit! 1.3403 0.04944 144 104 31 9
1575 You heard the moderator, your time is up. And if I'm voted into office, I'll make sure of it! 1.3403 0.04743 144 102 35 7
1576 Read my lips: No new axes! 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
1577 I might remind you, Sir, that a mere 97% of experts who've studied the matter agree with you 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1578 All of the white space was once habitable. 1.3401 0.04579 147 103 38 6
1579 You know what they say about planets with small polar ice caps... 1.3401 0.04874 147 106 32 9
1580 My opponent’s plan would take ages. 1.3401 0.04969 147 107 30 10
1581 Even though the whole world is against me, I'm undaunted! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1582 I will not be intimidated by my opponent. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
1583 On this issue, I'm sure my opponent, like all Progressives, will claim to speak for the World. 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
1584 I agree we can put that whole flat earth debate to bed. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1585 Oh, now you're warming up to me? 1.3399 0.04652 153 109 36 8
1586 'I'm sorry, but us flat earthers need more conclusive proof.' 1.3399 0.04743 153 110 34 9
1587 The white areas are recent Facebook outages. Next side, please. 1.3399 0.05008 153 113 28 12
1588 Bob felt like the whole world was against him. 1.3399 0.04833 153 111 32 10
1589 I am not now, nor have I ever been, an extraterrestrial. 1.3397 0.04855 156 114 31 11
1590 Senator, I lived on Mother Earth. I knew Mother Earth. Mother Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Mother Earth! 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1591 Stop playing the global warming card. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1592 You are a hoax. Everyone knows you’re flat. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1593 What was it like coming out as Gaia? 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1594 My opponent would have you believe global warming is real! 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1595 Despite the evidence before me, I still maintain my opponent is flat. 1.3393 0.04911 168 126 27 15
1596 And we are supposed to just take your word that global warming is real? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1597 Closing arguments will be three minutes, except for earth, who will have eternity. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1598 I understand your position, but no need to get heated! 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1599 Please stop overstating what you bring to the table. 1.3382 0.05137 136 99 28 9
1600 Unlike my opponent, I'll resist taking such a polarizing position. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1601 There is literally a world of difference between us. 1.3381 0.05060 139 101 29 9
1602 While I appreciate your perspective...in the context of the universe, you are really not that relevant. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1603 Now my opponent here claims global warming is real. 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1604 ‘What on earth..??’ 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1605 So I ask you, what qualifies my opponent to speak on world problem.? 1.3380 0.05182 142 105 26 11
1606 I just think we have differing world views 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
1607 No one wants to hear your environmental claptrap. 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1608 Unlike my opponent I speak for the one percent 1.3379 0.05012 145 106 29 10
1609 You expect me to debate the world? 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1610 Getting a little heated, are we? 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1611 Whew, someone’s got a terrible gas problem. 1.3377 0.05051 151 112 27 12
1612 My opponent claims to be decisive yet somehow can’t decide on a single language. 1.3377 0.05222 151 114 23 14
1613 No, all the world is not on stage! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1614 Thanks for leaving your orbit, now do you feel the gravity of our situation ? 1.3377 0.04593 151 107 37 7
1615 Well, I act locally! 1.3377 0.04627 154 110 36 8
1616 And here’s my opponent who just rolled in to give you some really bad news. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1617 Empirical evidence aside, you're flat. 1.3377 0.05230 154 117 22 15
1618 As a white man, I obviously know more about the environment than Mother Earth. 1.3361 0.05758 119 89 20 10
1619 Stop turning to the audience and answer me! 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1620 Going, going............ 1.3360 0.05558 125 93 22 10
1621 With absolutely NO academic or scientific credentials, how can you stand there and tell us global warming is real?! 1.3360 0.05321 125 91 26 8
1622 And just how is it our fault that you run hot and cold? 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1623 Will you please do me a favor and stop rotating, you're making me dizzy. 1.3359 0.05116 128 92 29 7
1624 I'm a politician, dammit. I don't have to listen to you. 1.3358 0.05600 134 102 19 13
1625 On second thought, warming up before the debate is entirely optional. 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
1626 And I'll speak for the rest of us. 1.3358 0.04962 134 96 31 7
1627 Hold it, don’t everybody speak up at once!! 1.3358 0.05499 134 101 21 12
1628 You look fine to me. 1.3358 0.04779 137 97 34 6
1629 Well... you're fat. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1630 You think you're the center of the universe! Stop throwing your weight around. 1.3358 0.05209 137 101 26 10
1631 Our next speaker is out of this world. 1.3358 0.05411 137 103 22 12
1632 We've discovered this lovely blue planet in orbit around a distant star in our galaxy that supports life. But there are no signs of intelligent life. 1.3358 0.05311 137 102 24 11
1633 Okay, let me stop you right there. 1.3357 0.04602 140 98 37 5
1634 As you can see, the opposing candidate is full of hot air. 1.3357 0.05246 143 107 24 12
1635 You are out of orbit! 1.3357 0.04754 143 102 34 7
1636 This is not what I meant by a worldwide debate! 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1637 And I ask you, who created those fossil fuels? 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
1638 My opponent promises the world but don't be fooled by cheap parlor tricks. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1639 I have a certain global perspective that the other candidates don't. 1.3356 0.05348 146 111 21 14
1640 While my opponent might have science on its side, I have the unerring wisdom of Twitter on mine. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1641 As you can see, my opponent and I are a world apart on the issues. 1.3356 0.05259 146 110 23 13
1642 Now my next statement may send you into orbit... 1.3355 0.05193 152 115 23 14
1643 Could you move the microphone further from D.C? Thanks. 1.3355 0.04662 152 109 35 8
1644 He’s got the whole world on his stand. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1645 My opponent would like you to be believe he is somehow more worldly than you or I 1.3355 0.04510 155 110 38 7
1646 Tell us again why we should care. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1647 My opponent likes to put the spin on just about every position. 1.3354 0.04980 161 121 26 14
1648 Quit complaining, we’re all hot in here”. 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
1649 I can't take this. Make the world go away. 1.3354 0.04837 164 122 29 13
1650 You're just here for the air conditioning. 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1651 So who ya gonna trust, me or this ignorant orb? 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1652 I'll gladly address all your issues, but only once you tell me how you got into this building. 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1653 If Fox says you're flat, you're flat. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1654 This is hardly what I had in mind when I agreed to debate a globalist! 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1655 Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here? 1.3333 0.04792 141 101 33 7
1656 My opponent would have you believe that she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders.... 1.3333 0.04762 147 106 33 8
1657 Year after year, you just can’t help yourself from circling back to the same point. 1.3333 0.04543 153 109 37 7
1658 The problem is clearly bigger than both of us. 1.3333 0.05120 132 96 28 8
1659 I'm sure our next guest needs no introduction 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1660 Do not be fooled by appearances! My opponent only seems to be down-to-earth. 1.3333 0.05754 129 99 17 13
1661 My opponent appears to be having hot flashes. 1.3333 0.04777 159 117 31 11
1662 I got it, it's me against the world. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1663 Ok, so maybe humans did cause it, but we didn't mean to. 1.3333 0.05389 141 107 21 13
1664 Despite my opponent's outlandish claims and bizarre histrionics, my belief in a flat earth is stronger than ever... 1.3333 0.05065 150 112 26 12
1665 You may have the world behind you, but I have the money. 1.3333 0.04543 153 109 37 7
1666 How do you call yourself global when you are clearly only representing the western hemisphere? 1.3333 0.05307 144 109 22 13
1667 And you think you're better suited to deal with the problems of the world? 1.3333 0.04602 150 107 36 7
1668 And now, a word from our Mother. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1669 You do look flat! 1.3333 0.05278 138 103 24 11
1670 Why yes, it is warm in here. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1671 And our keynote speaker is the late great planet earth. 1.3333 0.04907 153 113 29 11
1672 The country is frankly fed up with your constantly revolving positions. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1673 This is THE conference on climate change! You can’t just roll in here and expect a seat at the table! 1.3333 0.05152 150 113 24 13
1674 What do you mean my time is up? 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1675 A vote for me, Donald Trump, and I can make all this go away. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1676 So please, during the debate, no releasing of noxious clouds of methane from your tundra. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1677 And I disagree with your world view! 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1678 Next, we will hear from the Western Hemisphere. 1.3333 0.04599 168 123 34 11
1679 My worthy opponent's global ambitions won't fix the potholes in our city. 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1680 You don’t speak for all of us! 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1681 Here with an opposing viewpoint is a globalist. 1.3333 0.04861 138 99 32 7
1682 My very, very brilliant scientists, and they’re like really smart, are telling me that the Trump Administration is a hoax, okay? 1.3333 0.04954 162 122 26 14
1683 My opponent’s world view is inflated. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1684 I don't believe in global warming and won't be bullied by someone much larger than me. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1685 Hey, I can see my house from here! 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1686 Is my opponent getting HOTTER or is it just me?! 1.3315 0.04627 178 133 31 14
1687 And yet, my opponent claims that I blow things out of proportion. 1.3314 0.04241 175 125 42 8
1688 Well, that’s not what Mars said! 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
1689 Ok! I admit it! Climate change is real! 1.3313 0.04318 160 113 41 6
1690 You may have all the facts in the world, but I have public opinion on my side. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1691 Cut the global positioning 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1692 I take issue with your heated argument. 1.3311 0.04766 151 110 32 9
1693 I cede 2,000,000,000,000,000 minutes to the gentlewoman from the Solar System 1.3311 0.05036 151 113 26 12
1694 Before I present our keynote speaker; Would event staff please lower the thermostat? 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1695 I thought you were bigger. 1.3311 0.05109 148 111 25 12
1696 What the liberal candidate WON'T tell you is that he's been involved in every bad thing that has ever happened! 1.3311 0.04637 148 106 35 7
1697 Oops, we seem to have lost Atlas. 1.3311 0.05285 148 113 21 14
1698 Earth, you ignorant slut! 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1699 You may have the world on your side, but I know I’m right! 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1700 Once again, my opponent and I are worlds apart on this issue. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
1701 You take one position, then do an about face and it's the very opposite. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1702 I'm here to remind you that America is not the world. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1703 I can tell from that last comment that you’re getting a bit heated. 1.3310 0.04969 142 104 29 9
1704 Only a closeted socialist would believe my opponent "supports life as we know it" 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1705 Sooo...trying to intimidate me on a global scale, eh? 1.3310 0.04868 142 103 31 8
1706 But Europe and Asia are on the other side of your position. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1707 My opponent is full of hot air. 1.3310 0.05262 142 107 23 12
1708 You what ? You just rolled over a guy with yellow hair and a long red tie ? 1.3310 0.05356 142 108 21 13
1709 You made your point, but what does the other half of the world have to say? 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1710 Nobody has ever been more round than I am, that I can tell you. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
1711 You get your climate under control. Then we'll talk. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1712 The whole world is listening. 1.3309 0.04938 139 101 30 8
1713 Theory yes,but what does my opponent know for a fact about climate change? 1.3309 0.05145 139 103 26 10
1714 So what? MY earth is much, much bigger! 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1715 And this is the planet earth, a bleak and forbidding place that once supported a primitive life-form inexplicably bent on self destruction. 1.3309 0.05011 136 99 29 8
1716 I'm sure it is hard to hear that you only have twelve years left. May I suggest a bucket list? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1717 And last, but not least. Mother Earth. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1718 I apologize, no reason to get hot. 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1719 And I repeat, it's just us against the world. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1720 Trumps Ted Talk on Global Warming... "We've got a Earth, a big big Earth, the biggest Earth that Earth has ever seen" 1.3308 0.05167 130 95 27 8
1721 The Democratic field is crowded. 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1722 Indeed, my opponent’s life revolves around me. 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1723 The time for action has come....the world has spoken. 1.3306 0.05337 124 91 25 8
1724 Global warming? What planet are you from? 1.3306 0.05553 121 90 22 9
1725 So as you can plainly see, its round on this side, but its flat on the other! 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1726 What possible impact could you have on me? 1.3293 0.04450 167 121 37 9
1727 Sorry, I think we have more pressing matters to discuss than your personal health. 1.3293 0.04284 167 119 41 7
1728 Absolutely! But I could give you a better answer if your question was a little more Pacific. 1.3293 0.04450 167 121 37 9
1729 On the other hand, look at my opponent. She's all over the place! 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1730 Now we get to hear from the small world after all! 1.3292 0.04386 161 115 39 7
1731 That's quite the spin you put on it! 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
1732 Not buying it, still flat. 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1733 Who would ever elect everyone's mother and an obvious globalist?" 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
1734 Sir, I lived on the earth in 1950. The earth in 1950 was my home. You are no earth of 1950. 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
1735 And now for the "climate change isn't real" rebuttal..... 1.3291 0.05035 158 120 24 14
1736 I just want to say that I think the world of our next speaker. 1.3291 0.04954 158 119 26 13
1737 I believe my opponent is involved in a global conspiracy! 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1738 Do not listen to my opponent. Clearly, he is a globe-alist. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1739 You're always throwing shade." 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1740 Don't go all global on me! 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
1741 Flat?! Do I look flat to you? 1.3290 0.05023 155 117 25 13
1742 I know an occident waiting to happen when I see one. 1.3289 0.04646 152 110 34 8
1743 Sure, my opponent seems American. But he hides an insidious socialist secret behind his back. 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1744 Enough with your global elitist spin! 1.3289 0.05168 149 113 23 13
1745 Will you please cool off!! 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1746 Hold It!! Atlas is still in make-up. 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
1747 It's true - the internet does make the world smaller 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1748 My opponent is spinning lies! 1.3288 0.04466 146 103 38 5
1749 Perry makes the best of his magnificent opportunity to address the world at large. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1750 My opponent presents the Western viewpoint... 1.3287 0.04631 143 102 35 6
1751 We both read 'Atlas Shrugged', but one of us took it too literally. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1752 Yes, I do stand by my position that the earth is flat. 1.3287 0.05135 143 107 25 11
1753 My opponent would have you believe he is round 1.3287 0.05324 143 109 21 13
1754 We get it. Your platform is climate change. 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
1755 My most worldly opponet yet 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
1756 She needs no introduction. 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
1757 All my stage is a world! 1.3286 0.05213 140 105 24 11
1758 It's getting a little warm in here. 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1759 Now, I know my opponent claims to have something in common with every single one of you.... 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1760 My opponent thinks he is so worldly! 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1761 Well, that’s one opinion. 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1762 Well of course 'Big Earth' is against climate change. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1763 Let me ask you this: What has my opponent ever done for you? 1.3282 0.05573 131 100 19 12
1764 Don't blame us! You're the one who turned dinosaurs into oil! 1.3282 0.05018 131 95 29 7
1765 I object! You are only showing one side. 1.3277 0.05217 119 86 27 6
1766 Wait, one at a time. 1.3274 0.04586 168 124 33 11
1767 And although my opponent will say she has the entire world on her side . . . 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1768 You just think you're getting warmer. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1769 I am sick and tired of people speaking for the Earth- Let the Earth speak for herself! 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1770 And now, we finally will listen to the Earth! 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1771 Oh you think your so worldly! 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
1772 this is just a debate,you need to cool down. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1773 I say, release those so-called evolutionary records, Madame! 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1774 There it is ! My half world view. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1775 No sir, it only "feels" like the weight of the whole world is on your shoulders. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1776 So, can you tell us all a little more about this 'round-earth theory' of yours? 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
1777 It’s easy for your to say, “think locally, act globally,” but what about the rest of us? 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
1778 Hold it right there...how can you claim to speak for the whole world when I stand here in opposition ? 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1779 Global domination on a world stage. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1780 It is with great pleasure that I introduce someone you've all been dreading to hear speak. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1781 Fake news! the world is flat. 1.3267 0.05050 150 113 25 12
1782 Excuse me. Excuuuse me! Let me finish before you overheat. 1.3265 0.04842 147 108 30 9
1783 And arguing that climate change is real.... 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1784 Oh, and what evidence can you submit that PROVES you're not actually flat? 1.3264 0.04709 144 104 33 7
1785 A vote for me is a vote against the world. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1786 Thank you, Ms. Terra, your five minutes are up. The spokesman from OPEC will now read a rebuttal. 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1787 You shouldn't allow yourself to get so heated! 1.3261 0.04950 138 101 29 8
1788 I yield my time. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
1789 That's quite the costume, Donald. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1790 OK,OK, we'll listen! 1.3259 0.05344 135 102 22 11
1791 You wouldn’t know it from my opponent, but there’s a whole other side to this story. 1.3259 0.04682 135 96 34 5
1792 With all due respects,my opponent's personal experience with the enviornmental impact of human activity is anecdotal and , therefore,not relevant to our debate. 1.3258 0.05323 132 99 23 10
1793 Please try to resist my opponent's natural gravity and focus on the issues. 1.3258 0.04986 132 96 29 7
1794 Your perspective is way off. 1.3258 0.04869 132 95 31 6
1795 Nobody cares what YOU have to say. 1.3256 0.05521 129 98 20 11
1796 I don't think you have the authority to talk about global warming. 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1797 Sorry, but we don't care for your opinion on climate change 1.3253 0.04925 166 127 24 15
1798 Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the Democratic Nominee for President, The World. 1.3252 0.06054 123 97 12 14
1799 While my opponent may have a world view.... 1.3252 0.04677 163 121 31 11
1800 You think you have problems? Welcome to MY world! 1.3252 0.04758 163 122 29 12
1801 Do you know who I am? 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
1802 I've come here to say: I'll be fine. You'll be dead. Keep up the good work. 1.3248 0.04967 157 119 25 13
1803 I mean, it's flat. Look how flat it is. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1804 Adios to my opponent!... crushed by carrying the weight of the world on his shoulder. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
1805 They say that the whole world is against me, but I know it's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. 1.3247 0.04503 154 111 36 7
1806 Don't be fooled. My opponent is simply putting its own spin on the same old argument. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
1807 When the world talks, people, listen 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
1808 Who are you to say the earth isn't flat?! 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
1809 And now to speak to us about global warming. 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
1810 And ask yourself: who exactly will my opponent represent? 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1811 I am pointing to the only country on the planet that is not fighting climate change. 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1812 That's it? Hardly earth shattering news. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1813 OK, you made your point: you are round. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1814 Why should voters believe you about global warming? 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1815 Clearly my opponent has taken his view of globalization too far. 1.3241 0.04472 145 103 37 5
1816 Ma’am, please calm down. I’m afraid you’re getting a little heated. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1817 You fit into a two-dimensional cartoon, that proves you're flat. 1.3241 0.04682 145 105 33 7
1818 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1819 When we at the EPA were invited to this debate on climate change, we weren’t told we would be debating the entire world! 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
1820 So you just expect us to take your word for it that you're getting warmer? 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
1821 You don’t seem warm to me! 1.3237 0.05327 139 106 21 12
1822 I can tell you right now that you are most certainly not warming at all, and what's more, you're flat... 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1823 And now Gaia will speak to the pro side for human extinction. 1.3235 0.05310 136 103 22 11
1824 Bet you can't spin that one. 1.3235 0.04993 136 100 28 8
1825 My opponent refers to herself as a so-called expert on climate change, but I don't buy it. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
1826 How dare you speak for the world! 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1827 Apparently, my opponent considers herself the "change" candidate. 1.3231 0.05030 130 95 28 7
1828 We don't care what the world has to say. We're America! 1.3230 0.04953 161 123 24 14
1829 Hold it right there. Prove that you're getting warmer. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1830 Easy, big fella! Some boundaries! Please! 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
1831 My opponent will try tonight to convince you that he is flat. 1.3228 0.04858 158 119 27 12
1832 I don't think the Earth should have a say in this! 1.3226 0.04571 155 113 34 8
1833 Enough with the 'think global' already! 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1834 My opponent here is so old that when he went to school they didn’t even have history. 1.3224 0.04723 152 112 31 9
1835 There’s a world of difference between us! 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1836 Round, schmound. The real question in this election is, "Where's Atlantis? What have you done with it?" 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1837 Going twice at $14.99. 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
1838 As a fossil fuel CEO, I know hot, and as yet, you, Madam, are no Venus. 1.3223 0.05406 121 90 23 8
1839 Do I hear a second for ordering the rotating base? 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
1840 My opponent would like you to think he has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1841 ... and I say the earth is flat! 1.3220 0.04484 177 132 33 12
1842 I refuse to go there. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1843 Please don't mansplain ozone depletion to me, sir 1.3219 0.05044 146 110 25 11
1844 There's no need to get so heated. 1.3219 0.05137 146 111 23 12
1845 I feel like it’s me versus the world up here! 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1846 Stop the World. I want to get off. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1847 Is it not now completely obvious that my opponent is full of hot air? 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1848 Yeah, yeah sure, cry me a river. 1.3219 0.04950 146 109 27 10
1849 It's okay, I've got the electoral college votes. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1850 Easy for you to criticize. You just keep turning. 1.3217 0.05022 143 107 26 10
1851 Isn't that sort of a global response? 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1852 I don’t have to listen to you anymore, Mom. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1853 Just look at the size of his lands. 1.3217 0.05119 143 108 24 11
1854 Global inflation is a looming problem. 1.3217 0.04922 143 106 28 9
1855 Indeed, my opponent holds a more global view. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1856 As anyone can see, my opponent's reasoning is completely circular. 1.3217 0.04613 143 103 34 6
1857 I dare my opponent to not put spin on his comments. 1.3217 0.04394 143 101 38 4
1858 You are full of hot air and it’s actually killing me. 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1859 If global warming is real then why aren't you sweating? 1.3214 0.05196 140 106 23 11
1860 And I think I speak for the entire world when I say.... 1.3210 0.04521 162 119 34 9
1861 So maybe I shouldn't have told Atlas to shrug... 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1862 You can say "round, round" all you want but you look flat to me 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1863 I can't speak for the World, but.... 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
1864 My opponent makes a compelling argument, but we still maintain that Earth is flat! 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1865 My opponent simply continues circling the point in a roundabout way. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1866 No I don't accept coal money, but you're getting warm! 1.3203 0.05075 128 94 27 7
1867 Excuse me! You’ve been getting hotter and hotter throughout this whole climate change debate! 1.3203 0.05649 128 99 17 12
1868 ...political chaos, pestilence, overcrowding and you've got a fever...is that what we need in a sophomore class president? 1.3203 0.05299 153 120 17 16
1869 Doesn't feel that warm to me... 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1870 what makes you think you are getting warmer?? 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
1871 Excuse me, please don’t Earth-splain to me 1.3203 0.04964 153 116 25 12
1872 You don't speak for everybody 1.3200 0.05518 125 95 20 10
1873 Don’t you go mansplaining climate change to me. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1874 Isolationist vs Globalist 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
1875 You, sir, are not seeing the larger picture!" 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
1876 I should know better than Earth here, I've studied climate change for ten years! 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1877 My opponent is nothing but a single-issue candidate. 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1878 Need I point out, globalism is out of control! 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1879 And I will make the Earth great again. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
1880 Now that your Antarctic ice-cap is gone, what have you done with the penguins?! 1.3197 0.05197 147 113 21 13
1881 My opponent has accused me of not being 'down to earth! 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1882 My opponent simply has no worldview whatsoever 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
1883 Look at my opponent, Alice, who is carrying the world on her shoulders. ALICE? Alice? 1.3194 0.05182 144 110 22 12
1884 Nor will I allow the age and experience of my opponent keep me from the truth! 1.3194 0.04992 144 108 26 10
1885 Isn’t it curious how my opponent’s solutions always seem to benefit mostly her? 1.3194 0.05367 144 112 18 14
1886 My opponent here, thinks he holds a world view. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
1887 All right Earth, calm down. You're getting a little heated there." 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1888 Make the Americas Great Again! 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
1889 And I say you DO have room for 3 billion more people! 1.3190 0.04237 163 117 40 6
1890 I concede that my opponent's arguments are supported by the weight of world opinion... 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1891 Don't get me wrong. I think the world of you! 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1892 Who in the world asked for your opinion? 1.3188 0.05141 138 104 24 10
1893 Would you stop going in circles? Things are getting heated. 1.3188 0.05343 138 106 20 12
1894 Even now you can't stop spinning. . . 1.3188 0.04482 138 98 36 4
1895 The world has finally decided to join us in our discussion. 1.3188 0.04712 138 100 32 6
1896 I get it - you're a big picture guy. But, you have to consider the details. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
1897 Break into "We Are the World" and I'm outta here. 1.3188 0.04805 160 121 27 12
1898 Wait! It's not my fault. I belong to the Sierra Club 1.3188 0.04287 160 115 39 6
1899 you act like you're sooooo worldly 1.3188 0.04723 160 120 29 11
1900 The era of what goes around comes around is over! 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
1901 The world will little note nor long remember what I'm saying here. Nevertheless, I persist. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1902 Unlike my opponent here, I am NOT a globalist! 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
1903 ...my opponent here has connections to radical environmentalists and vegan activists! 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1904 Ladies and gentlemen, I have earth-shattering information! 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1905 Yes, yes, I get your not-so-subtle point, Mr Atlas. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1906 I said it once and I'll say it again, it's not just about you! 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1907 Just because you’re more worldly does not mean you get to dominate this debate! 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1908 And now I’d like to introduce the world’s biggest Flat Earth skeptic.” 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
1909 Let's give a great big welcome - to everyone! 1.3185 0.04953 157 120 24 13
1910 Now you’re dying? You’ve been fine for a bazillion years! 1.3182 0.05411 132 101 20 11
1911 The world may disagree with me, but I stand firmly by my belief! 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1912 I wonder, where on earth is my opponent tonight? 1.3182 0.04579 154 113 33 8
1913 Release the hot air, Sir! 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1914 I offer all speakers a bottle of water, but you’re right—it was uniquely insensitive in your case. 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1915 I, on the other hand, firmly reject globalism! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1916 Moreover, my opponent is not even a U.S. citizen! 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1917 Think of your ice caps before you let this debate get any more heated! 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1918 I would warn you about being swayed by my honourable opponent’s easily discredited “One World” philosophy. 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
1919 You're talking in circles. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
1920 I don't believe this fake news. The earth is flat! 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1921 Flat-earthers: "Fake news" 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1922 Is that all you have to offer? 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1923 Sorry, but you are flat-out wrong! 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1924 No one's looking for a revolution. 1.3175 0.05363 126 95 22 9
1925 I am calling into question, my opponent's qualifications on climate change. 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1926 the whole world is ganging up on me, not fair 1.3174 0.04502 167 124 33 10
1927 Yes, my opponent may be more worldly... 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
1928 With that, I conclude, that Earth is in fact, flat. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1929 We will no longer comply with the Paris Climate Accords despite the opposition! 1.3171 0.05454 123 93 21 9
1930 The whole world is watching! 1.3171 0.04304 164 119 38 7
1931 Wrong! 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
1932 I think I know more about global warming than you do genius 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1933 Mr Atlas will be back in a moment! 1.3169 0.05323 142 110 19 13
1934 OK, you do feel a bit warmer, but still. . . 1.3169 0.04832 142 105 29 8
1935 I'm sorry, but "The World is Not Enough". 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1936 Obviously my opponent is feeling the heat! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1937 Stop embarrassing me, mother! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1938 Well, "Mother" Earth, a little contraception wouldn't hurt, you know. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1939 Don't be so smug. We all have a dark side! 1.3169 0.04727 142 104 31 7
1940 Our next speaker will be Donald Trump's ego. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
1941 My opponent claims to be affected by Climate Change 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1942 My opponent is a globalist. 1.3165 0.04843 158 120 26 12
1943 If my opponent is actually warming, burning, or on fire, wouldn't we all have seen smoke? 1.3165 0.04759 158 119 28 11
1944 "I see a world of differences between my opponent and myself." 1.3162 0.04749 136 99 31 6
1945 My opponent promises everything in the world. But can he really deliver? 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
1946 My opponent can't seem to stop talking in circles. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
1947 I said I'd debate the Democrats, not the entire Western Hemisphere! 1.3158 0.05481 133 103 18 12
1948 There was absolutely no collusion with either continent! 1.3158 0.04817 133 97 30 6
1949 First, I would like to address my opponent's claim that the earth is round... 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
1950 Your circular logic has no place in this debate! 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1951 And contrary to the President's twitter assertion, the world is round. 1.3154 0.05224 149 116 19 14
1952 My first visual aid: The earth is flat. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1953 You don’t feel warmer to me. 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1954 I think it's fairly obvious that I speak for everyone here... 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1955 Look who is finally warming up? 1.3154 0.04956 149 113 25 11
1956 Well, what the hell do YOU know? 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1957 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You’re getting a bit heated there, buddy. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
1958 You don’t get a say in the matter! 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1959 Just because you represent the entire world doesn’t make you right. 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1960 I assure you, you are not sick, there is no Climate change, now get back into your orbit where you belong. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
1961 Where's Atlas you asked? 1.3147 0.04699 143 105 31 7
1962 Could you just be a little less global? 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1963 Just stop! I'm getting off. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1964 Global warming? At her age? It's clearly hot flashes. 1.3147 0.04803 143 106 29 8
1965 We’ll take a five minute break as Atlas goes to the bathroom. 1.3145 0.04979 159 123 22 14
1966 I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Planet Earth! 1.3145 0.04898 159 122 24 13
1967 Are you okay? You feel hot. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
1968 Stop looking at my notes! 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
1969 I have no response to my opponent's heated argument. 1.3143 0.04975 140 105 26 9
1970 It's just me against you now. 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1971 When they said it'd be "me v. the world," I didn't think it would come to this. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1972 Please don't interrupt,ma'am,I'm not done explaining the way the world works. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1973 I'm here to tell you: I'm burning up on the inside, too! 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1974 Now for an opposing view in our climate change debate, from Planet Earth! 1.3141 0.05288 156 124 15 17
1975 Without further ado, I give you Mother Earth 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1976 ... and I intend to prove you are flat in this debate... 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
1977 Yes, it’s your fault. 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
1978 My opponent is resorting to her usual scare tactics. 1.3141 0.04530 156 115 33 8
1979 As you can see, my opponent is constantly getting hot and bothered. 1.3140 0.04984 121 88 28 5
1980 You see. Flat! 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1981 You may say you are warming but the GOP is not impressed 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
1982 You’re spinning my words again...all day long with you — spin, spin, spin! 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1983 Not exactly the correct answer but you're getting hotter.... 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
1984 My opponent wants you to believe he's not flat. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1985 You don't have a leg to stand on in this climate change debate. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1986 You have one minute for the rebuttal; and please don't stop spinning. 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1987 You’ve heard from the rest of the world, now it’s my turn. 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1988 In spite of mountains of evidence, my opponent insists she’s only 2000 years old. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1989 Shakespeare was right, all the world is a stage. 1.3132 0.04515 182 139 29 14
1990 Please give a nice round of applause for our next speaker at this flat earth fact finding symposium. 1.3130 0.05428 131 101 19 11
1991 Sorry, but I think your argument still falls flat. 1.3129 0.04998 147 112 24 11
1992 No, I don't think it's warm in here! 1.3129 0.04403 147 106 36 5
1993 He wasn't even born in America! 1.3129 0.04482 163 121 33 9
1994 We can fit the whole world on this stage, but we can’t fit all the people running for President! 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1995 My opponent shows a clear north-south bias 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1996 I can safely say I speak on behalf of the world... 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1997 All my opponent cares about is herself! 1.3125 0.04875 144 108 27 9
1998 Shouldn't that be 'I am the world'? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1999 I alone know the truth and the whole world is lying. 1.3125 0.05258 144 112 19 13
2000 And I happen to think that politics are local. 1.3125 0.04566 144 105 33 6
2001 Climate change? You're being shrill and hysterical. That's exactly why you can't be trusted to regulate yourself. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2002 Sorry. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2003 Hold on there, this is a CPAC meeting, we do not care what you have to say. 1.3121 0.04224 157 113 39 5
2004 I am from the Trump Administration and I say the world is flat! 1.3121 0.04769 157 119 27 11
2005 Just wait a minute, you'll get your turn. 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
2006 Here on Mars Today, we ask “ Earth , is there life on you “” 1.3121 0.04595 157 117 31 9
2007 My opponent thinks he’s the world authority on everything! 1.3121 0.04627 141 103 32 6
2008 Our next speaker will discuss the benefits of gravity and why you all don't fly off into space. 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
2009 With all due respect Sen. Earth, how is your distribution of resources for billions greater than my need to support my business? 1.3121 0.04517 141 102 34 5
2010 Oh yeah? You and what atmosphere? 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
2011 My opponent here does not believe that American jobs should be our #1 priority in 2020. Sad! 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
2012 You claim you're feeling warmer but have you ever considered it's just a hot flash? 1.3120 0.05497 125 96 19 10
2013 Of course I believe you're warming up --- especially since you dripped ice water all over half of the chairs in the Green Room! 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
2014 Our next speaker wants to weigh in on the debate around the use of the word "globalist". 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
2015 There was NO ROTATION! 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2016 Yes, you Edith Perkins of 345 Glenn street in Boise, Idaho... your chance to rebut me. 1.3117 0.04833 154 117 26 11
2017 And see that up there? That used to be the United States, but their Congress allowed a narcissistic sociopath to be president. The country is now just a blip in history. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
2018 If earth isn’t going to use all of its allotted time, I’ll continue.. 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
2019 It's quite obvious my opponent has no plan to fight inflation. 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
2020 And on this side we have the opposing view on global warming. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2021 Feels like you are on a different planet on this issue. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
2022 My opponent here would like you to believe he’s God’s gift to the world. 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
2023 Stop! As the President of the Flat Earth Society I refute your lame hypothesis. 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
2024 Turns out you aren’t flat, but you’re still not warming! 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
2025 As you can clearly see, my opponent is a globalist of the worst kind. 1.3111 0.05094 135 102 24 9
2026 As you can see North American is barely connected to South America 1.3109 0.05436 119 90 21 8
2027 My opponent will promise you the world, but does it look like he can deliver? 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2028 My opponent appears to have the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.3108 0.04875 148 112 26 10
2029 You haven’t got a leg to stand on! 1.3106 0.04825 132 97 29 6
2030 I'm sorry, but we're not concerned with your opinion here. 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
2031 Mars, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing! 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
2032 Apparently you're unaware of how I destroyed Jupiter in last night's debate or you wouldn't even be here. 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
2033 My opponent says she's just getting warmed up. I say that's a hoax. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
2034 See, look! You're flat! 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
2035 You created the swamp! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2036 Okay, I’ll concede that you’re round! 1.3101 0.04202 158 114 39 5
2037 You say you have a world of evidence, but I have my opinions... 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
2038 And now let's hear from my opponent, Mother Earth. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
2039 Cool down, you are getting a little too heated. 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
2040 Why madam, you are nothing but a climate change alarmist! 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
2041 You may in fact speak for the Americas, but I answer to Bezos. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
2042 . . . and that is why I don't call my opponent Mother Earth. I call her Fatty McEarthface. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
2043 My opponent claims to care about the Earth... 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2044 I pledge to act in the best interests of the little man, whereas my opponent’s policies are clearly self-serving. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
2045 Yeah, your ego is big, but my ego is bigger. I have the best ego. 1.3099 0.05211 142 110 20 12
2046 ...Thank you for your input, Earth, but I’m afraid we’ll have to leave it there. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2047 I knew Europe. Europe was a friend of mine. America - you are no Europe. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2048 We’ll get to you later. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2049 Global warming? Hah! You don't look so hot to me! 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2050 Atlas, come back here! 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
2051 My fellow citizens, don't let my opponent continue to polarize us! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2052 Make the world go away! 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2053 Our guest speaker will argue for the colonization of Mars 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
2054 Don't fall for my opponent's circular reasoning. 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2055 You’re flat out wrong! 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2056 Let everyone note how you consistently change your position on the issues as you rotate. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2057 Not your turn! 1.3092 0.04781 152 115 27 10
2058 I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony... 1.3092 0.04689 152 114 29 9
2059 I dare you to speak with one voice. 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
2060 My opponent has a world of ideas, but, will it be around long enough to deliver? 1.3089 0.05431 123 94 20 9
2061 So you're saying that Al Gore doesn't deserve all the credit for the documentary either? 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2062 OK earth (if that is your real name), tell us what you know about global warming 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2063 So every 60,000,000 years or so you change. Very unreliable. So what's it's going to be this time?" 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2064 - People are not gonna buy this: a revolution every year it's not a real revolution! 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2065 I feel like we're just spinning in circles 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
2066 My opponent here claims to be his own man, but in reality he's still being pushed around by the sun. 1.3088 0.04841 136 101 28 7
2067 I will not feel your forehead because I absolutely do not believe global warming is real. 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2068 That’s unfair! Of course you can promise them the world! 1.3087 0.04847 149 113 26 10
2069 Although you did not precisely guess my position on climate change, you are getting warm. 1.3083 0.05131 120 89 25 6
2070 And, next up on ‘Hot or Not’.... 1.3083 0.05356 133 103 19 11
2071 ... and the people will not by your "too big to fail" argument. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
2072 My opponent is living proof that the polar regions are disappearing. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2073 My opponent continues to argue that climate change is real. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2074 We all think the world of you, but you can't keep hiding your dark side. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2075 The stage is set for world domination. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2076 Your globalist view holds no weight here!! 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2077 Ma’am, your personal problems are of no concern to the american people 1.3082 0.05103 146 113 21 12
2078 Hold your ozone. Your chance to speak will be after the 2020 election. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2079 Is it hot in here or is that just you warming? 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2080 She’s well rounded, but her foreign policy is superficial at best. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2081 I think I know a little bit more about globalization than you. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
2082 I still have the floor, or crust, if you prefer. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2083 Oh fuck. 1.3077 0.05032 156 122 20 14
2084 I now yield to my opponent from the North, South, East and West. 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
2085 And now Miss World will say a few words. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2086 No, this isn’t what ‘America First’ means.” 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2087 No borders? Are you kidding me? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2088 Sure, you think globally, but you sure aren't acting very locally. 1.3071 0.04810 127 93 29 5
2089 Around and around we go again. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
2090 I’m sorry, but the correct spelling is P-A-N-G-E-A 1.3067 0.04713 163 125 26 12
2091 Well what about the European view. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2092 The planet wishes to be heard. 1.3067 0.04911 150 115 24 11
2093 Your policies seem to be very self-serving. 1.3067 0.04725 150 113 28 9
2094 I would ask my opponent to present evidence for this 'global warming'" 1.3067 0.04819 150 114 26 10
2095 My opponent freely admits that she longs to return to the Stone Age. 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2096 Let earth speak for itself. 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
2097 Wait, wait! I promise no more denial about climate change! 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
2098 #MeToo 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
2099 And our next speaker is Mother Earth who comes to tell us about having too many hot flashes. 1.3065 0.04606 124 89 32 3
2100 Wait a minute, you'll get your turn. 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
2101 You need to wait your turn 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2102 My opponent is clearly trying to give this debate a hostile climate. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2103 If my opponent didn't want us to use fossil fuels, why did she provide them to us?. 1.3061 0.04275 147 106 37 4
2104 The question is why is my opponent getting so heated in his argument. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
2105 Yes, and in this election, it truly is me against the world. 1.3061 0.04980 147 113 23 11
2106 And needing no introduction, it's A Small World. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2107 In closing, remember to sign up and support MEFA on your way out. Make Earth Flat Again 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2108 Global warming is a hoax, despite what this so called ‘expert’ may have you believe! 1.3061 0.05073 147 114 21 12
2109 Why should we trust you? You keep changing your climate! 1.3060 0.05321 134 104 19 11
2110 I think the world of my esteemed opponent,but he lacks the necessary gravitas 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2111 I can also have a global perspective! 1.3060 0.04645 134 98 31 5
2112 There's a world of difference between you and me. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
2113 I concede that the world does in fact revolve around my opponent. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
2114 Where on Earth did that idea come from? 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2115 I’m not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience. 1.3057 0.04922 157 122 22 13
2116 It seems to be getting a little warm in here. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2117 What in the world do you mean? 1.3057 0.04922 157 122 22 13
2118 Forgotten for so long........here she is Mother Earth! 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
2119 And with her first try at slam poetry, here’s Earth with Get the #*%€ off of me! 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
2120 How’s the weather ? 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
2121 if there are no labels,how do we know where we are? 1.3052 0.04637 154 116 29 9
2122 Behold! Atlas Shrugged!!!! 1.3052 0.04904 154 119 23 12
2123 I'm sorry for getting so heated, but you started it. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
2124 Joining us tonight for our discussion on flat earth theory, is Round Earth. 1.3051 0.05451 118 90 20 8
2125 You and your ‘global perspective’ vastly underestimate the size of my ego! 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2126 I heard you the first time ‘round 1.3049 0.04182 164 120 38 6
2127 My opponent has been touting the same circular argument for less than 10,000 years! 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2128 You'll be able to see my unbelievably tremendous wall from this far away, I promise 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2129 Frank attempted to debate global warming, but the evidence was too overwhelming”.. 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2130 In this debate, it is me against the world. Literally. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2131 Try to see it from my point of view 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2132 Do you need some ice in your water? 1.3046 0.04506 151 112 32 7
2133 You need to chill! 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2134 So..extinction, yes or no? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2135 Talk about a Me vs. The World moment, am I right? 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
2136 Why do you keep insisting that your self-interest trumps mine? 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
2137 Contrary to my opponent, I'm here to talk about good clean coal! 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2138 Hyperbole aside, I think we can BOTH speak to the global issues facing this election 1.3041 0.04550 171 131 28 12
2139 My opponent is clearly melting under this heat 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2140 Let me just say, it means the world to be here. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2141 There is no debating this; you are full of hot air 1.3041 0.04857 148 113 25 10
2142 If you look very ,very carefully, you can see Fullerton, Nebraska. 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2143 My opponent will tell you he is getting warmer, but I say that is fake news. 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2144 Yes, my opponent is definitely more worldly than I. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2145 I served for 30 years on the Committee on Energy and Natural Resources-what experience do you have?! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2146 My opponent surely cannot shrug off the fact that he is a Globalist. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2147 I don't see your point. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2148 My opponent is inflating his view. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
2149 How did you get in here? 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2150 Welcome to this evening's first presidential 2020 debate 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2151 Sheer, unmitigated, hemispherism! 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2152 Earth, I studied Pluto. I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Pluto. 1.3034 0.04727 145 109 28 8
2153 Sure. I know it doesn't look like much now. But a border here and a wall there... it'll be great! 1.3034 0.04412 145 106 34 5
2154 Who said you could have a say? 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
2155 And standing in for Sisyphus, let me introduce the ball. 1.3034 0.05021 145 112 22 11
2156 I’m a middle-aged American man— I have plenty of perspective! 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2157 Warming shwarming...what makes you an expert. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2158 No, no - I act locally! 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
2159 Surely, my opponent exaggerates. 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
2160 My opponent is full of hot air about global warming. 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2161 I have no earthly idea what you're talking about. 1.3028 0.05192 142 111 19 12
2162 You,re not giving us the whole picture! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2163 I don’t care what you say, I believe you are only 5,000 years old. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
2164 ...and all you’ll hear from this one is NIMBY ! 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
2165 So let's start from the beginning. 1.3025 0.04856 119 87 28 4
2166 And here’s Atlas! Wait... Where’d he go? 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2167 Even your delivery is flat. 1.3023 0.04996 129 97 25 7
2168 We’re sorry, Mr. Atlas had a scheduling conflict but in his place... 1.3023 0.05116 129 98 23 8
2169 ...and my opponent is obviously blowing things way out of proportion. 1.3022 0.04641 139 103 30 6
2170 My opponent is completely exagerrating the problem of global warming. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
2171 I'm warming up to you. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2172 And now we bring you the presidential debates, Trump vs. the Democratic candidates. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2173 Will you ever stop playing that rising seas victim card?! 1.3020 0.04538 149 111 31 7
2174 And now, I present the Flat Earth Society's keynote speaker! 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2175 The voters have heard enough of your global view. 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2176 Where on earth did you get that idea? 1.3020 0.04921 149 115 23 11
2177 Rolling along now to our next speaker, who needs no introduction. 1.3020 0.04333 149 109 35 5
2178 Pick a language and stop spinning! 1.3019 0.04162 159 116 38 5
2179 Sure, you speak for millions, but let’s not forget the little guy! 1.3019 0.04615 159 121 28 10
2180 Yes, but what have you done for us lately? 1.3016 0.05318 126 97 20 9
2181 Flat, I say! 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
2182 Hey, I'm a victim too...my air conditioning costs have doubled! 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2183 I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen but ICE just took Atlas away.” 1.3014 0.04991 146 113 22 11
2184 And now...may I introduce the elephant in the room... 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2185 OK, Defend yourself! 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2186 Welcome to the Flat Earther Debate Finals 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
2187 And for our next TED talk... 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
2188 The discussion is getting quite heated from your side. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2189 All the World's a Stage - Well! 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2190 Wait a minute! I thought I was debating Ocasio-Cortez. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2191 Our next speaker has the audacity to think she can change the world. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
2192 When this next speaker turns around, he really makes my day. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2193 It's obvious that my opponent is full of hot air. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2194 What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2195 And that’s my position even if the whole world thinks I’m crazy! 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2196 Gee wiz, what are we standing on? 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2197 Sir, I object to your use of "We Are the World" for your campaign commercials. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2198 In the interest of hearing from the WHOLE world, we will now hear from French Polynesia. 1.3007 0.04659 143 107 29 7
2199 Where's your birth certificate? I'm not buying that God created the heavens and the earth fake news. 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2200 You only represent the special interests! 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2201 Yes comrades, it's us against the world! 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2202 One of those tiny dots in the middle might be Puerto Rico,it's hard to find and surrounded by water and far away.No collusion! 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2203 "Not only does my globalist friend want no border wall, he doesn't even want borders." 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2204 Why am I always up against the world? 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2205 I contend that the advanced age of my opponent renders her unfit for world leadership. 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
2206 I know more about anything than anyone! And I certainly know more about so called global warming than you! 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2207 Please. Just speak one at a time. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2208 Yes, I understand that my opponent has a world of knowledge but..... 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
2209 And I alone can fix it 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2210 And now in celebration of Earth Day, I give you... 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2211 That's fake news from the failing New York Times. My opponent is flat and getting colder. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2212 On this global issue, the world will speak 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2213 I did reserve the right to say; "I want to get off." 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
2214 And may I introduce to you the best scientific expert in the world, Mother Earth! 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2215 In my opinion, the speaker has a clear bias on the topic of climate change. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2216 We know you’ll think the world of next speaker. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2217 Let me be the first to say, I care about your problems. But - 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2218 Our speaker has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
2219 You make a very well rounded arguement 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
2220 I think the American people have the right to know about your allegiance to foreign countries. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2221 Who are you going to believe? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2222 No, you’re the one full of hot air! 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
2223 Tell me again why people in Australia don’t know they are upside down! 1.2993 0.04467 147 109 32 6
2224 The whole world is watching but hasn't yet said a word. 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2225 A whimper? That's your closing argument? 1.2993 0.04770 147 112 26 9
2226 OK, I admit you're not flat, but you're still small. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2227 Your scare tactics aren't working. 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2228 You were flatter in your profile picture. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2229 Seems the world shrugged Atlas 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
2230 Excuse me, but the Americas are not the only continents on the planet! 1.2993 0.04440 137 100 33 4
2231 Well, there’s really no room for debate. 1.2992 0.04784 127 94 28 5
2232 Somehow the continents separated from one another, if you catch my drift. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
2233 Who do you think you are? 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
2234 My opponent has no plans for the future. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2235 You're so US-centric! 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2236 So, what's your stance on climate change? 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
2237 No wonder Atlas got tired of carrying you on his back. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2238 The debate pitted Harry against the world. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
2239 What about your affairs? 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2240 Let me guess, it’s gonna be ‘uge. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2241 The voters should note: my opponent is only showing his best face to the audience! 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2242 I only need $275 trillion to build a wall around it to keep out global warming! 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
2243 Behold, my opponent’s distorted view of the world . 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
2244 "The people need someone who won't just turn the other hemisphere when things get rough. 1.2984 0.04432 124 89 33 2
2245 Ahh, what do YOU know? 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
2246 My opponent clearly can't see the gravity of the situation. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
2247 Don't believe my opponent's hot-headed ideas about climate change. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
2248 I hear you, I hear you...but buying plastic water bottles is just too convenient 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
2249 Frankly, that argument falls flat. 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
2250 Im not the sun. Stop rotating. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2251 Alrighty, everyone. The next speaker will be on overpopulation, pollution, and politics. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
2252 In conclusion, all the evidence clearly establishes that the earth is flat. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2253 It's a costume! Don't be fooled. It's all flat underneath. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2254 Mother Earth waits for her turn to speak at an Anti-Climate Change Conference 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
2255 In conclusion, my learned opponent's claim that she is feeling 'warmer' is patently false. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2256 He's a down-to-guy kind of earth. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2257 Are you better off than you were four years ago? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2258 There you go again. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2259 My opponent is clearly orbiting around the issue here. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
2260 We get it ! You have a World-view of politics 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2261 ...Now, the whole world may not like my opinion, but hear me out! 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
2262 Nevertheless, your world-view is reductive. 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2263 Not only is there no global warming, but as you can plainly see, the world is flat! 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2264 Donald embarrasses himself once again on the world stage. 1.2973 0.05115 148 117 18 13
2265 I won’t debate global warming with your Down Under in my face. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2266 Ha! You think you know more about climate change? 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2267 Yeah, like, that's like your world view, man. 1.2971 0.04976 138 106 23 9
2268 And really, instead of blaming others, it's time you took responsibility for your situation" 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
2269 Objection! the question is out of orbit and without spin. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
2270 Despite my Mother's naivete, it is money that makes the world go 'round. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
2271 My opponent occupies an alternate universe. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
2272 Folks, I know some of you won't believe how fast our next speaker was able to warm up! 1.2968 0.04593 155 118 28 9
2273 Those dots in the middle are called islands. They're underwater now. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
2274 My opponent is somewhere out there trying to prove that he has a world view." 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2275 Your evidence for whether you speak for the whole world is flimsy at best, sir! 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2276 The Flat Earth Debating Society has an invited guest speaker! 1.2966 0.05002 145 113 21 11
2277 The poles show a 30 percent loss. 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
2278 Please help me welcome our next guest, a personal favorite of mine, and I think you'll agree, one of the top hemispheres of all time! 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
2279 And my ancestors lived in the upper left tip of earth back when it was habitable. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
2280 Looks flat to me. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2281 Just because you’re the whole world it doesn’t make you right. 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
2282 Who invited you? 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2283 But what are your domestic positions? 1.2963 0.04189 162 120 36 6
2284 Nobody listens to you! 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2285 And if there is someone who knows a thing or two about global warming it is Earth. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2286 I'd like to start off by saying my opponent is a flat out liar. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2287 As my esteemed colleague just found out, never turn your back on the Americas.” 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2288 We'll have to put your issues on hold for the moment. Now, how about we discuss gerrymandering? 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
2289 There can be no debate here sir... You are indeed round! 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2290 Our extinction may well be at hand, but there was no collusion! 1.2958 0.04875 142 109 24 9
2291 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to buy into all this global warming stuff based on a single opinion. 1.2958 0.05075 142 111 20 11
2292 And now, a rebuttal to the Flat Earth argument. 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
2293 Stop treating the space program like a personal affront! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2294 Nice of the Earth to show up this evening. Especially with the ALLEGED reports that she’s dying. Fake news! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2295 Up next is Mother Earth. She’s here to testify about women’s rights. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2296 You’re just another globalist! 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2297 I will lower my temper when you lower your temperature 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2298 At least we saved a life size model of our planet since it's too late to save the real thing. 1.2951 0.05421 122 95 18 9
2299 When I said Global Warming is not real it was not for debate! 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2300 well, we put a wall there, a beautiful barrier there, a fence... 1.2950 0.04386 139 102 33 4
2301 Apparently my opponent cannot carry the weight of the world on his shoulders after all. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2302 This just proves that it's a world wide conspiracy. 1.2950 0.04729 139 105 27 7
2303 Nonetheless, the entire planet is still only entitled to a 90 second rebuttal. 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
2304 Mother Earth, you can't just argue that I'm a man and therefore I wouldn't understand. 1.2949 0.04745 156 121 24 11
2305 How about a big round of applause for our next speaker? 1.2948 0.03930 173 127 41 5
2306 Your arguments for globalism are a bit too self-centered. 1.2948 0.04098 173 129 37 7
2307 You might represent the entire planet, but I can run circles around you in this debate. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
2308 My opponent will have you believe that the world is not flat. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
2309 I served with Carl Sagan. I knew Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Carl Sagan. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
2310 Yes, but do you have any actual proof that climate change is real? 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
2311 Just keep your center of gravity 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
2312 Global perspective? My socks are Chinese and my call girls are Brazilian, sir. 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2313 My opponent's world view is clearly 'America First'. 1.2941 0.04318 136 99 34 3
2314 My opponent, Atlas, couldn’t even bother to show up! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2315 For the last time - No! It's not getting warmer in here! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2316 To make the case against eating more sardines, I now turn to my opponent, the Pacific Ocean. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2317 I don't care what you say, I still think you're flat! 1.2941 0.04681 136 102 28 6
2318 The time has come to change up the Miss World competition 1.2941 0.04718 153 118 25 10
2319 And my opponent - I call him "whiny world" - can't even tolerate a few extra degrees of heat.... Hey "genius globe" - ever hear of air conditioning? 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
2320 Atlas shrugged. 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
2321 Folk, it's you and me against my opponent here. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2322 Closer, closer...okay...stop! Stop! 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2323 My opponent may well believe that she's warming, but has she considered whether it might just be psychosomatic? 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2324 About time you stopped spinning. 1.2937 0.04945 143 111 22 10
2325 I know the world revolves around you, but please wait your turn. 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2326 As you can clearly see, ladies and gentlemen, we need LOTS of walls! 1.2937 0.04742 143 109 26 8
2327 I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Globe, you’re no Planet Earth. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
2328 And,I am happy to present our next speaker: The World at Large. 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
2329 Just cause you're hot doesn't mean Global Warming is real. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
2330 Look, I regret it happened, OK? But, who needs all that coral, anyway? 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
2331 Even at this distance I don't feel you're any warmer. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
2332 My next guest is here to present her earth-shattering paper, ‘The reports of my flatness have been greatly exaggerated’ 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2333 My opponent has a one-sided view of the world! 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2334 Obviously, my opponent is guilty of self-aggrandizing 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
2335 You've made your point , but continuing to blame us will not solve the problem, will it. 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2336 My opponent has his head in the clouds! 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
2337 Well I’ve been around the block a couple of times too, y’know. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
2338 Nobody cares if you're more respected on the world stage...I had a reality TV show 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
2339 Okay,Okay, Climate change is real!! 1.2925 0.04446 147 110 31 6
2340 I didn’t realize my opponent would be speaking for herself. 1.2925 0.05036 147 116 19 12
2341 So, you deny you’re getting warmer? 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2342 And I say if Earth Day were a real holiday, we’d get the following Monday off! 1.2923 0.04816 130 98 26 6
2343 First you whined about the ozone layer, now it's climate change - what's next, disappearing rain forests? 1.2923 0.05400 130 103 16 11
2344 Although my opponent is more worldly, I can see she's heating up right now! 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
2345 What are you hiding? Show us your birth certificate! 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
2346 My opponent would like you to think he carries the world on his shoulders. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
2347 Cool down, Earth. Climate change's a hoax. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
2348 Before we continue our debate on Climate Change... can you please provide a long form birth certificate? 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
2349 And now Earth's response... 1.2919 0.04797 161 127 21 13
2350 Hold it right there. Asia and Australia won the coin toss fair and square." 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2351 I will not cave into the intimidation of globalists! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2352 Who are you going to believe? Me, or her? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2353 That may be your opinion, but I still say you are flat! 1.2917 0.05203 144 115 16 13
2354 Moving South America east we can stop global warming. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
2355 now, we will hear from "Mother Earth" as she gives her point of view on the so-called "Climate Change" matter 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2356 I'm not impressed with your world view! 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2357 It's about time you stood up for yourself! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2358 I didn't mean it. 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
2359 Don't be such a hot head! 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
2360 So turn on the air conditioner like everybody else! 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2361 So that's your take on the world view? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2362 Here.s the latest Banana Republic. Let’s welcome the United States of America 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2363 And now, mother earth on her story on "How I survived in spite of your abuse. 1.2914 0.04366 151 113 32 6
2364 Earth: To the climate change deniers. Haha! So funny! You guys are killing me! No. I mean it. Literally. You ARE killing me. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
2365 I’m sorry, madam, but you’ve had your turn and you’re out of time. 1.2914 0.04564 151 115 28 8
2366 Flat, flat, flat—end of debate! 1.2914 0.04845 151 118 22 11
2367 What would you know about global warming? 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
2368 This man is a phony! The real Earth is flat! 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2369 I understand you've prepared a eulogy for the human race. 1.2911 0.04427 158 120 30 8
2370 The plan speaks for itself. Protect our Northern border. Move the Great Lakes! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
2371 Yeah, and what about Asia? 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
2372 Enough with the earthsplaining. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2373 I'd like to introduce today's speaker on the topic, "What to do when people call you flat." 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
2374 From where I stand your climate seems fine. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
2375 My opponent is not a scientist and has no basis for discussing climate change 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
2376 While my opponent may better portray the populous at large, I would like to point out that I am rich. 1.2908 0.04884 141 109 23 9
2377 The last thing we'd want is world dominance! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2378 My opponent thinks she knows so much about global warming! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2379 My opponent is just another globalist. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2380 I'll admit that my opponent has delivered on some of her promises... 1.2908 0.04986 141 110 21 10
2381 I'm just saying that my comments regarding my opponent getting hotter were taken out of context. 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
2382 “There you go again blaming everyone but yourself.” 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2383 And presenting the case against climate change ... 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2384 Oh, sure! You’ve ‘changed’... 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2385 There is no such thing as global warming even if the whole world disagrees. 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
2386 Did it ever occur to you that it could just be global hot flashes? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2387 You're not so hot. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2388 It still looks pretty flat to me! 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
2389 My opponent may be heated, but I'm not convinced it's global warming... 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2390 And now a word from our next speaker on climate change: The Planet 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2391 Listen to him, he just goes round and round... 1.2899 0.04060 169 126 37 6
2392 Let’s keep it real, no one cares that much about you. 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2393 And now the Americas will have their say. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2394 So you think you can be a star 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2395 I'm sorry to say, but my debate opponent hasn't been able to withstand the pressures of the world. 1.2899 0.04736 138 105 26 7
2396 And that's what it looked like before it burned up. 1.2899 0.05060 138 108 20 10
2397 So, our presentation for today: the earth is not flat. Any questions? 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2398 My opponent always complains about carrying the weight of the world. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
2399 And now I turn the podium over to the Pacific Ocean which will present thoughts of it’s global dominance of Earth’s surface area. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
2400 I will not tolerate your circular arguments! 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
2401 You haven't much time. Better make it bruef. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
2402 I, for one, am not aligned with your world view. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
2403 There she goes again, always complaining about how warm it feels in here. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
2404 "You're entire argument is an ad hominem." 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
2405 I don't care which side you're on! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2406 No collusion! I swear! 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
2407 I know you're on a roll, but..... 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2408 And it makes a certain amount of sense that the world would finally ask for equal time... 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
2409 Climate Change? Ha! Show me the evidence. 1.2893 0.04750 159 125 22 12
2410 And now, live on our stage here at the EPA, and speaking for herself, a very angry WORLD 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
2411 And finally, where in the world is my opponent? 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
2412 Here's what's happened because I didn't get my fence. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2413 Excuse me Mr. President, but I can speak for myself. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2414 Who on earth are you? 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2415 Is it warm in here? 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
2416 When the earth was flat we had none of the problems we have now. If you ventured astray, you just fell off. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2417 It's now the planet's turn. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2418 Meanwhile, my opponent has referred to our entire species as ‘A basket of deplorables’! 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
2419 My opponent's is a very one sided globalist perspective. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
2420 .....and that’s how far my inaugural crowd extended. 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
2421 I know worlds. I have the best worlds! 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
2422 yeah? well you're fat 1.2886 0.04596 149 114 27 8
2423 Ok fine maybe you're not flat, but vaccines will definitely still give you autism" 1.2886 0.05066 149 119 17 13
2424 Okay! Okay! Hold your water! 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2425 I guess this really is the world stage 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
2426 Excuse me, I'm talking! 1.2881 0.04018 177 133 37 7
2427 I beg your pardon, but the galaxy doesn't care. 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
2428 Name the missing lake 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2429 I will not uphold the world view.” 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2430 I'm not too old to debate you; I'm just warming up. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
2431 How did you fit through the door anyway? 1.2878 0.04361 139 103 32 4
2432 See — it's flat! 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
2433 To my left on this side of the dais we have the current champion. 1.2878 0.04923 139 108 22 9
2434 How does it make you feel when people say they want to change you? 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
2435 I suppose you have something to say about global warming !! 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2436 It’s ‘All the world’s a stage’ not, ‘All the stage’s a world’! 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
2437 We've brought the world into the classroom to speak to you directly. 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
2438 You are too subjective about climate change. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2439 My colleague and I are a universe apart on this point. 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2440 I’ll say it again: ‘flat’. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2441 You’re just pandering to your base! 1.2877 0.04232 146 108 34 4
2442 I would like to address my comments to North America. No offense to you South America. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2443 Don't be fooled by my opponent that "Size matters". 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
2444 I mention "Hot Topic's" and you come rolling in ! 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
2445 And you really expect us to believe you’re not flat? 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2446 Atlas Shrugged, ladies and gentlemen" 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
2447 Western hemisphere...you ignorant slut! 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2448 You’re only in it for yourself. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2449 what your saying makes a world of difference 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
2450 He's just a puppet for a special interest group, his 7.5 billion constituents. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2451 I don't care what you say, climate change is a hoax. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2452 Offering her rebuttal in the climate change debate, we welcome to the stage... Mother Earth! 1.2868 0.05103 136 107 19 10
2453 I 'd like to introduce the ultimate expert on global warming, The Earth! 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2454 Says you... 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2455 Just be patient. Atlas has a bit of a bladder problem. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2456 Planet, I served with Jupiter. I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine. Planet, you’re no Jupiter! 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
2457 My opponent will selfishly ask you to make him better. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
2458 I am not adjusting the thermostat to accommodate your menopause. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2459 And here's a shout-out to my family in Des Moines 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2460 Yeah, Atlas, just walk away and leave her to the rest of us ... 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
2461 Hypochondriac! 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2462 Ask yourself, why hasn't Earth released its long form brith certificate? 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
2463 And now, our special guest would like to discuss Armageddon and why it should happen now. 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
2464 I will not make age an issue. I am not going to exploit my opponent's age and uncountable antiquations. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
2465 And what exactly have YOU done for us lately? 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2466 Your presentation here today means the world to us. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
2467 Another self-centered remark from my opponent, always thinking globally! 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
2468 Is my opponent prepared tonight to admit that they have another hidden side to their identity? 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
2469 Look. there are still so many places to build Border Walls 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
2470 My opponent has no experience in government and is deluded by all the fake science supporting the global warming hoax. And he's fat. 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
2471 Still alive, this year’s life achievement award goes to... 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2472 There you go again. Blowing even hotter air than last time we met. 1.2857 0.05071 133 104 20 9
2473 Just you wait, my opponent will come around. 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
2474 ...my intelligence is not up for debate sir. Nor my ability see. The Flat Earth Society rejects your claims of roundness... 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
2475 My fellow citizens, clearly my opponent is not the actual planet Earth; for if that were the case, I then ask you: where are we holding this debate? 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
2476 STOP! I DON'T ACTUALLY CONSIDER MYSELF THE CENTER OF UNIVERSE. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2477 My client, the former planet known as Pluto is requesting damages from the defendant.... 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2478 This is a tad bigger than that proverbial elephant in the room. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2479 You seem a little arrogant, do you think the world of yourself? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
2480 That may be so, but what about the Eastern Hemisphere? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2481 I'm feeling anything but global warming from you. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
2482 Things are really heating up in this debate. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
2483 I propose we vote U.S. off the planet 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2484 And just why is it we should allow you to make your problems ours? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2485 What planet are you on?! 1.2857 0.04615 161 126 24 11
2486 I STILL say that my opponent is FLAT! 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2487 I challenge my opponent to produce her long-form Hawaiian birth certificate! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
2488 While Mr. Blue Planet would shackle your economic freedom 1.2848 0.04694 165 131 21 13
2489 My next guest needs no subduction. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2490 My opponent has a long history of only circling the larger issues. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2491 And your questions about it's health...I'm going to let earth speak for itself. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
2492 Quit changing the clima... er,uh,subject! 1.2848 0.03917 151 110 39 2
2493 Excuse me! I have the floor. 1.2848 0.04734 151 118 23 10
2494 Before long, things will completely turn for you 1.2848 0.03917 151 110 39 2
2495 Enough with the hemispherics! 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
2496 I know this is a debate, but you have to stop getting so heated! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
2497 If we elect this guy we are in for a world of hurt! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
2498 I pledge to bring back the borders 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2499 This is not my middle finger. 1.2847 0.04963 137 107 21 9
2500 Let me guess. Location, Location, Location." 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2501 Care to spin around and show us your poorer side? 1.2846 0.05264 130 103 17 10
2502 This was meant to be a tempered debate. Stop getting so heated. 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2503 I can fix this and upper Mongolia will pay for it! 1.2840 0.04505 162 126 26 10
2504 Not now, Mother. I'm trying to sell these fine folks a border wall. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
2505 My opponent claims to have the whole world in his hands. Maybe he underestimated. 1.2839 0.04554 155 120 26 9
2506 How can you not recognize the global dimensions of the problem? 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
2507 I’m gonna build a wall! 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
2508 Stop Right There! YOU don't believe in global warming? 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
2509 And we've had it up to here with those volcanoes. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
2510 No! I will not be intimidated by globalization anymore. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
2511 Now that we've seen the satellite photo of the Great Wall of China, here's what The Trump wall looks like from the same distance. 1.2838 0.04893 148 117 20 11
2512 Globalism isn't as big as you think 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
2513 My oponent thinks she knows something about climate change. 1.2837 0.04309 141 105 32 4
2514 And now, to give an opposing view on the question of global warming... 1.2837 0.05165 141 113 16 12
2515 Even more evidence that Atlas dropped the ball. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
2516 .......and my opponent's presents a view that only shows a New World perspective". 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
2517 No no no! Only from there to there will be great again. 1.2836 0.05037 134 105 20 9
2518 Yeah, when you can't think of anything better to say it's always, "Global Warming this and Global Warming that" 1.2832 0.05102 113 86 22 5
2519 If you're going to be like that, we'll just move to Planet B. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2520 I, Donald tRump, call this global warming garbage FAKE News! I’ll say it right to your face! 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
2521 We present to you the finest speaker on the planet to talk to you on climate change. 1.2830 0.04198 159 120 33 6
2522 I don’t care if the earth rolled over him, my two minutes aren’t up yet! 1.2830 0.04383 159 122 29 8
2523 And just what have you ever done for the people? 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
2524 Just goes to show you can't always trust your Global Positioning System 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
2525 I’mBlue; I’m hot; and I won’t be ignored 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
2526 As you can see,there is no wall there anywhere! If God wanted a wall there, he would have put a wall! 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
2527 I deny that! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
2528 ‘The Americas this, the Americas that’ - I’ve had it with your Western Hemisphere-centrism! 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2529 We warned you the camera would add ten pounds! 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
2530 My title for this lecture is "The Rise of Globalism" 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
2531 Excuse me sir! I will continue to oppose your unabashedly globalist views, and I dispute that you have the weight of the world behind them! 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
2532 No, you're NOT warming. And what do you mean, "This isn't a debate"? 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2533 I begin my argument with an extraterrestrial world view. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
2534 Well if you can warm up, so can I. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
2535 If I even mention climate change, you get all heated. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2536 this debate makes a world of difference. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
2537 ''HERE IT IS FOLKS! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!" 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
2538 Is anybody listening? 1.2822 0.04565 163 128 24 11
2539 This debate is getting very heated 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
2540 I don't care if the world is against me. I shall prevail! 1.2821 0.04436 156 120 28 8
2541 What on earth are you saying ?! 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2542 Our next speaker needs no introduction. Ladies and Gentlemen, Everybody. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2543 Oh yeah ... well, you're fat. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2544 You may have all the time in the world, but I need 30 seconds for a rebuttal. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2545 My opponent seems to think global warming is the only issue of interest here. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2546 Our guest lecturer will be discussing global warming. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2547 Where not here to talk about your personal issues, ma'am. 1.2819 0.05136 149 121 14 14
2548 Tonight, we are here to debate our world view. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
2549 Contrary to popular belief, the world is not getting smaller. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2550 And now for an opposing view 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
2551 Stop hovering, you creep. 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
2552 My opponent’s lying! Promising the world? Just look at him! 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
2553 How long we have endured, the spin from the other side. 1.2816 0.04043 174 132 35 7
2554 There he goes. Throwing his weight around again. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
2555 And now, the most recent addition to the Democratic Party's primary, Gaia! 1.2812 0.04359 160 123 29 8
2556 You never hear Mars complaining like this! 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
2557 I still say you're flat, and you don't feel any warmer than you did the last time we met. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
2558 Get a load of ol' "Low Energy Earth," over there. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2559 Give it up. The whole world is against you. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2560 It's always on a macro level with you. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
2561 As you can see, our distinguished guest is having hot flashes. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
2562 I think we'd all like to hear from your better half. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
2563 My opponent, who takes a broader view... 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2564 I realize I may be alone with my opinion on this issue." 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
2565 I know that you're a big advocate for No More Humans, but you'll have to wait to speak like everyone else 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
2566 I prefer to remind my esteemed opponent that props are not permitted in formal debate. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2567 With all due respect, you're in no condition for the job. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2568 Raymond's worldly opinion of himself before the debate was short lived. 1.2803 0.04965 132 103 21 8
2569 As a representative of the oil industry, let me repeat: we won’t be intimidated! 1.2803 0.04768 157 125 20 12
2570 I've found my opponent lacks perspective." 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2571 Do you have proof of these outlandish claims? 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
2572 That's the planet we escaped from. 1.2800 0.05029 125 97 21 7
2573 I will prove that global warming is a hoax despite my opponent's hot-headed arguments to the contrary! 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2574 We're giving each of the seven and a half billion speakers five minutes, then we'll open the cocktail party. 1.2798 0.04381 168 131 27 10
2575 Don't turn your back on me! 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
2576 My opponent says he's "warming." I say, that's HIS problem. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2577 Neither charm nor gravity will make me take your side! 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
2578 I'd rather talk about unemployment. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2579 Before I begin my talk, I want to thank my staff for this terrific visual aid. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2580 I'm a proud nationalist! Can my opponent say the same? 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
2581 Our next speaker has a real earthy sense of humor. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
2582 Why should you be the one determine the correct thermostat setting?! 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
2583 And now, a representative of the Earth has asked to say a few words about global warming, pollution, and basic lack of respect. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2584 Please hold your applause as this tends to start rolling. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2585 Does my opponent agree that there are two sides to every story? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
2586 Vote for ME! I am the only candidate willing to take on the WORLD! 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
2587 Stop right there - talk to the hand! 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2588 That "Atlas Shrugged" story is getting pretty old! 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
2589 I'd like to point out that my party's constituants own, or otherwise directly control, ninety-eight percent of my opponent. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
2590 Clearly, my opponent cannot carry the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
2591 Where's my wall?!? 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
2592 Fake news! You can't prove it! 1.2792 0.04652 154 121 23 10
2593 And you cast out poor Pluto, who was so small, weak and frail 1.2791 0.04794 129 99 24 6
2594 Your argument is flat sir, and so are you! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
2595 My opponent considers himself worldly! 1.2789 0.04071 147 109 35 3
2596 My opponent, Mother Earth, is a bully, just like all climate alarmists! 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
2597 Well, from here you look pretty darn flat to me! 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
2598 Uh, woah there! When we promised you a global presence, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
2599 How can we believe that you speak on behalf of everyone? 1.2789 0.04608 147 114 25 8
2600 Hold on Atlas! 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
2601 Please tell us how Climate Change is affecting you. 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
2602 Sir, do you mind? I’m just as interested in climate change as you. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2603 I think it's just the stage lights. You're not actually warming. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2604 I can see our debate from here! 1.2786 0.04869 140 110 21 9
2605 Mother Earth, may I call you 'Mom'? You've heard all sides of the climate change debate. We'd like to hear from you. Speak up, Mom. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
2606 Hah! You call me a gas bag? 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
2607 Ask not what the world can do for you! 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2608 My opponent recently confided that she IS feeling a bit warmer. 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
2609 You may have the science, but we've got Trump!" 1.2781 0.04897 151 121 18 12
2610 My opponent cannot prove it is round! 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
2611 I shall defend the use of fossil fuels even though the whole world oppose me. 1.2781 0.04113 151 113 34 4
2612 Yes, but can you really prove it was HUMAN activity that caused your warming? 1.2781 0.04619 151 118 24 9
2613 He's not letting me get a world in edgewise. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
2614 My colleague here appears to be getting hot under the collar, despite my reasonable argument in this debate that there is no scientific evidence of climate change. 1.2778 0.04487 162 127 25 10
2615 The victim card is the only thing my opponent knows to play. 1.2778 0.04873 144 114 20 10
2616 I am an expert on global warming, so please wait your turn before weighing in on the issue. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
2617 As my worthy opponent knows, This problem is bigger than both of us! 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
2618 I don't think you're big enough to matter. 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
2619 My opponent would like to build a wall to keep Pluto out... 1.2778 0.04571 162 128 23 11
2620 Yes ever since the Panama Canal, South America has been drifting east. 1.2778 0.04654 162 129 21 12
2621 No. I said, ‘Please be more SPECIFIC. ‘ 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
2622 My opponent makes unsubstantiated claims of global warming. We all know she is just having hot flashes! 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
2623 What in the world are you doing here?!! 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
2624 Yes, we think life is possible on Planet Earth, but understandably, very low intelligence. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
2625 See ladies and gents! The "Lie-entists" were wrong again. It's perfectly flat, like "Plate-O" said. And, right at the geometric center..... Mar-El-Lago! 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
2626 Man V. World 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
2627 _I move to recess until Mr.Atlas resolves his egregious theatrics. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
2628 What're you gonna do? Flatten me? 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
2629 My opponent continues to duck questions on domestic issues. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
2630 My opponent is not taking the bigger picture into account! 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
2631 This is what it looked like before it went flat. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
2632 Just stopped in to issue a global warning 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
2633 That’s my opponent...always spinning. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
2634 The earth speaks and no one listens. 1.2774 0.04830 137 107 22 8
2635 You say 'global warming,' but what do you really know about it. 1.2774 0.04484 137 104 28 5
2636 I ask you - who are you going to believe? 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2637 And yet my opponent promised to drain the swamps! 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
2638 And my opponent just fell into the Pacific! 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
2639 If we can just capture what the earth is trying to tell us..... 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
2640 My opponent is NOT being transparent concerning global warming - he's only showing half of the story! 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2641 Just water weight? Talk about spinning the truth! 1.2767 0.04453 159 124 26 9
2642 I have been wrongfully accused by the Fake News of “trashing” my opponent 1.2767 0.04629 159 126 22 11
2643 It’s a hoax! Last summer my opponent didn’t even have ice on her forehead! 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
2644 As Tupac once said: “it’s Me Against the World.” 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
2645 Welcome to tonight's discussion on climate change. 1.2767 0.04542 159 125 24 10
2646 Hold on now, that's a lot to put on my shoulders. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
2647 I'm not here to chit chat about the weather. 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
2648 My friend Atlas here apparently got tired! 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
2649 The only thing getting heated is this debate! 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
2650 And yet you stand there silent! 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
2651 My opponent would have you believe she feels the pain of global warming more then I do? 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
2652 I'm warning you! 1.2763 0.04592 152 119 24 9
2653 And now we will from a source that has a vested interest in Global Warming, 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
2654 I'd just like to point out that you are letting Easter Island speak for an awful lot of people. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
2655 Just because you’re my mother! 1.2761 0.04289 163 126 29 8
2656 We are worlds apart on this issue. Let’s just agree to disagree. 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2657 And what would you know about global warming? 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2658 My opponent claims to be from the Western Hemisphere.....I ask you where’s the proof? 1.2761 0.04200 163 125 31 7
2659 Stop the World, I wanna get...no, right, I’m already off. 1.2761 0.04109 163 124 33 6
2660 Global inflation is getting out of hand. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
2661 This Pacific point my opponent raises is a good one. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
2662 I know the whole world says I'm wrong, but I say I'm right 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
2663 No, I’m not mansplaining. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
2664 And I am indeed ready to take on the world." John Canning Sea Cliff, NY 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
2665 We knew something would render Trump non-existent. And it was there all this time. 1.2756 0.04861 156 126 17 13
2666 You seem very worldly, what's your opinion on global warming? 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
2667 It's about time you weighed in on global warming! 1.2756 0.04125 156 118 33 5
2668 You need to chill out. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
2669 Earth, you're no Jack Kennedy. 1.2754 0.04044 167 127 34 6
2670 I know a thing or two about the world too, you know. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2671 Bah to your preponderance of proof! You'll never convince me you're not flat! 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2672 I told you that unlike myself, Senator Atlas would crumble under the additional weight of his presidential candidacy. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2673 I did say I was ready to take on the whole world, but could I go to the bathroom first? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
2674 The president indicated you were flat. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
2675 Your World View and mine are definitely different. 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
2676 It's starting to feel warm in here. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2677 I don't care what the world says. I have all the answers. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
2678 I’m the best president ever! The world’s all wrong and I’m always right! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
2679 Damn you, Atlas! 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
2680 No, it’s not caused by CO2 emissions. It’s the house lights.” 1.2749 0.03894 171 129 37 5
2681 Can you be more specific? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
2682 My view is quite different 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
2683 Sure, I may not be the most worldly candidate. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
2684 Unlike my opponent I have a world view. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
2685 Mother Earth wouldn't even be in the presidential arena if she weren't a woman. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
2686 From day one, my opponent has done everything in his power to conceal his ties to Russia. 1.2746 0.04911 142 113 19 10
2687 Mother Earth, do you believe Climate Change is a hoax? 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2688 And I say you're not warming. I guess it's my word against yours. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2689 What on earth would you have me do?! 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
2690 Whoa... easy there big fella.... let me introduce you first ! 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
2691 your position simply does not hold water 1.2745 0.04172 153 116 32 5
2692 Alright, let's put a pin in it. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
2693 All I said was we deserve better than Uranus. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
2694 ...and my ever-vacationing opponent is even now somewhere in the Pacific. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
2695 My opponent brings a behemothic ego to the debate. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
2696 My opponent here seems to think science is a thing! 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
2697 My response to you is that you are full of hot air! 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2698 While my opponent may be more worldly, my spin is that politics is local. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
2699 Don’t even go there! I was eco-friendly before they invented the word. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2700 Addressing the Elephant in the Room... 1.2738 0.04023 168 128 34 6