Contest #655 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2019-03-24T21:28:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2019-04-07T21:29:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2019-04-01T21:28:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	April 8, 2019
Number of captions	5278
Number of responses	758127
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	How do you respond to allegations that you're bipolar?	1.9074	0.06715	162	67	43	52
1	The poles show you’re in trouble.	1.8000	0.06816	140	62	44	34
2	I'm sure voters have noticed that you're completely in the dark half the time.	1.7731	0.07104	119	52	42	25
3	Ask yourself, are you better off now than you were four billion years ago?	1.7688	0.06284	160	73	51	36
4	I guarantee in twelve hours we'll see a completely different side of my opponent.	1.7586	0.06729	145	69	42	34
5	Oh, sure. But in 12 hours, you'll take the opposite position.	1.7162	0.06435	148	72	46	30
6	My opponent, on the other hand, tends to be all over the map.	1.7007	0.06663	137	68	42	27
7	That wasn’t your position this morning.	1.6960	0.07114	125	64	35	26
8	I guarantee in twelve hours my opponent will be on the other side of the issue.	1.6901	0.06718	142	74	38	30
9	Ask yourself, are you better off than you were 4.54 billion years ago?	1.6894	0.06056	161	80	51	30
10	Spin. Spin. Spin. That's all we ever get from you.	1.6815	0.06621	135	68	42	25
11	There you go again; constantly changing your position"	1.6797	0.06741	128	64	41	23
12	Wait, if you're here, then where are we?	1.6774	0.06468	155	83	39	33
13	Everything doesn’t revolve around you, you know!	1.6765	0.06424	136	67	46	23
14	Spin and more spin! That's all we get from you.	1.6618	0.06862	136	74	34	28
15	And yet just a few hours ago you held a totally different position!	1.6614	0.06728	127	65	40	22
16	And finally, can you really trust my opponent whose position changes EVERY SINGLE DAY?	1.6603	0.06333	156	84	41	31
17	No offense, but half the time , you’re in the dark!	1.6522	0.06121	161	86	45	30
18	Please let me finish. Not everything revolves around you!	1.6508	0.06975	126	68	34	24
19	Clearly Russia is behind you!	1.6494	0.06484	154	86	36	32
20	I know for a fact Russia is behind this.	1.6483	0.06531	145	79	38	28
21	Twelve hours from now my opponent will do a complete about-face.	1.6475	0.06763	139	77	34	28
22	Don't be fooled by her 4.5 billion years of experience.	1.6424	0.06115	151	79	47	25
23	We've had enough of your spin.	1.6364	0.06241	143	75	45	23
24	In the past 12 hours, my opponent has made a complete about-face.	1.6340	0.06273	153	84	41	28
25	Spin! All we get from you is spin!	1.6316	0.06534	133	71	40	22
26	My opponent changes his position every day	1.6282	0.06183	156	86	42	28
27	All my opponent ever does is spin, spin, spin.”	1.6279	0.06791	129	71	35	23
28	Folks, we need stability—not a revolution every 24 hours.	1.6214	0.06760	140	81	31	28
29	Really? You held the exact opposite position just six months ago!	1.6183	0.06720	131	73	35	23
30	With all due respect, I am the one with the degree in global studies.	1.6176	0.06354	136	73	42	21
31	And can we trust a candidate that does a 180 twice a day?	1.6165	0.06727	133	75	34	24
32	Oh, I get it - the whole world's right and I'm wrong.	1.6143	0.06919	140	84	26	30
33	Make no mistake—in just half a day his position will have changed 180 degrees!	1.6138	0.06281	145	80	41	24
34	I don't care how many millions of years it took. Your 5 minutes are up.	1.6096	0.06099	146	79	45	22
35	Wait... If you're here then where am I?	1.6069	0.06587	145	85	32	28
36	My opponent’s position changes every day!	1.6069	0.06587	145	85	32	28
37	You are bipolar and tempestuous.	1.6054	0.06516	147	86	33	28
38	Even your own poles show you losing.	1.6043	0.06744	139	82	30	27
39	If you're here then what am I standing on?	1.6017	0.07236	118	69	27	22
40	I've got many, many continents. More continents than you can even imagine. The best continents.	1.5986	0.06305	147	84	38	25
41	Rest assured, by the time this debate is over, my opponent will have changed positions yet again.	1.5931	0.06380	145	84	36	25
42	Spin, spin and more spin! Stop that!	1.5928	0.05708	167	93	49	25
43	Unfortunately, Wind and Fire will be unable to join us tonight.	1.5924	0.06126	157	91	39	27
44	And another thing, you think the sun rises and sets around you!	1.5921	0.06146	152	87	40	25
45	My opponent believes the sun rises and sets on her.	1.5906	0.07013	127	76	27	24
46	Are you better off than you were four billion years ago?	1.5899	0.06195	139	77	42	20
47	Just in the last day, my opponent has rotated 360 degrees.	1.5894	0.06109	151	86	41	24
48	The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself.	1.5882	0.06257	153	90	36	27
49	You're in trouble at the poles!	1.5874	0.06755	143	88	26	29
50	Yes, but can you act locally?	1.5867	0.05846	150	82	48	20
51	Just as we seemed to finding some common ground, you rotate right back to the same position you held 24 hours ago!	1.5852	0.06599	135	79	33	23
52	Don't be intimidated by the gravity of my opponent.	1.5846	0.06713	130	76	32	22
53	There you go again, thinking everything revolves around you!	1.5823	0.05834	158	89	46	23
54	First you spend millions of years making fossil fuels, now you say we can't use them?	1.5816	0.06535	141	84	32	25
55	Please let me finish. Your last turn felt like it took all day.	1.5802	0.06850	131	79	28	24
56	Look, if you are who you say you are then what am I standing on?	1.5782	0.06398	147	88	33	26
57	Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is me against the world.	1.5782	0.06325	147	87	35	25
58	Not quite. But you're getting warmer.	1.5772	0.06111	149	86	40	23
59	Nothing but spin.	1.5766	0.06530	137	81	33	23
60	There you go again, promising the moon.	1.5762	0.05672	151	82	51	18
61	Unlike my opponent, I don’t believe everything revolves around me.	1.5755	0.06616	139	84	30	25
62	Are we really considering electing someone who will be over five billion years old at the time they take office?	1.5725	0.06322	131	74	39	18
63	It's all spin.	1.5672	0.06218	134	76	40	18
64	It’s always about you, isn’t it?	1.5672	0.06307	134	77	38	19
65	This debate doesn't revolve around you.	1.5664	0.06082	143	82	41	20
66	My opponent relies too heavily on poles.	1.5641	0.06313	156	97	30	29
67	Enough with the spin.	1.5641	0.05907	156	91	42	23
68	She keeps going around and around and never gets to her point.	1.5639	0.06523	133	79	33	21
69	Half of each and every day, my opponent is operating in the dark.	1.5621	0.06278	153	94	32	27
70	My opponent here is a master of spin.	1.5606	0.06202	132	75	40	17
71	As always, my opponent is going around in circles.	1.5603	0.06739	116	67	33	16
72	My opponent spins everything.	1.5592	0.06030	152	90	39	23
73	I knew Venus. Venus was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Venus.	1.5592	0.06173	152	92	35	25
74	My opponent has been spinning in circles. If we follow her we'll just end up in the same spot next year!	1.5577	0.05840	156	91	43	22
75	It is almost impossible to overstate the gravity of my opponent’s position.	1.5573	0.06694	131	80	29	22
76	If elected, I will build a great, great wall and Mars will pay for it.	1.5564	0.05982	133	74	44	15
77	Save the Earth? Now who's the narcissist?	1.5563	0.05990	151	89	40	22
78	No! I say that you have been given too much latitude already!	1.5562	0.05864	160	95	41	24
79	A stay-at-home mom for 4 1/2 billion years with no managerial expertise...	1.5556	0.06293	144	87	34	23
80	As you can see, my opponent is completely off his axis!	1.5532	0.06158	141	83	38	20
81	What makes you an expert on climate change?	1.5526	0.06106	152	92	36	24
82	I'm afraid your time's almost up.	1.5526	0.05962	152	90	40	22
83	It is common knowledge that my opponent is a master of spin	1.5515	0.05857	165	100	39	26
84	I think you need a latitude adjustment.	1.5489	0.06082	133	76	41	16
85	That wasn’t your position six months ago!	1.5474	0.06300	137	82	35	20
86	I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!	1.5472	0.05898	159	96	39	24
87	You can spin all you want	1.5462	0.06933	119	73	27	19
88	Our next auction item, one used and abused planet. A real fixer upper, but with lots of potential.	1.5448	0.06583	134	83	29	22
89	Could you be more Pacific?!	1.5442	0.06273	147	91	32	24
90	And the moon is gonna pay for it.	1.5433	0.06778	127	79	27	21
91	The earth has an announcement to make: it's bi-polar.	1.5433	0.06869	127	80	25	22
92	Yes, my opponent may be worldly, but he also has a dark side.	1.5429	0.06280	140	85	34	21
93	Well, I'm just warming up, too.	1.5426	0.06604	129	79	30	20
94	Is my opponent going to reach a point or continue to go around in circles?	1.5419	0.05734	155	91	44	20
95	Furthermore, Fox just broke the story that you weren't even born in our solar system!	1.5414	0.05890	157	95	39	23
96	So, if you are here, what are we all standing on?	1.5414	0.06449	133	81	32	20
97	As you can see the world is very big. Huge. Really huge. And there is a lot of water. Very wet water.	1.5409	0.05833	159	96	40	23
98	Proving, once again, it's me against the world.	1.5399	0.05854	163	100	38	25
99	And yet my opponent refuses to share her earth certificate!	1.5396	0.06149	139	83	37	19
100	I will concede that my opponent may have more gravitas.	1.5385	0.06288	130	77	36	17
101	It appears my opponent is getting heated.	1.5385	0.06566	130	80	30	20
102	I've seen Jupiter, sir. And you're no Jupiter.	1.5380	0.05999	158	98	35	25
103	I catch your continental drift.	1.5379	0.06308	132	79	35	18
104	Yeah, and I guess you think the sun revolves around you!	1.5373	0.06236	134	80	36	18
105	You don't look so hot to me.	1.5355	0.05737	155	92	43	20
106	The Flat Earth Society welcomes a very controversial speaker tonight...	1.5355	0.06022	155	96	35	24
107	It isn't fair. You've been warming up for a while. I'm just getting started.	1.5354	0.06402	127	76	34	17
108	My opponent seems to think the world of himself	1.5342	0.05925	146	87	40	19
109	You just have to put a spin on everything, don't you?	1.5329	0.05898	152	92	39	21
110	My opponent is only showing half of the picture!	1.5325	0.05385	154	87	52	15
111	I would ask my opponent to please refrain from finishing every argument with "the world has spoken".	1.5324	0.06319	139	86	32	21
112	My opponent is a disaster waiting to happen.	1.5306	0.05975	147	89	38	20
113	Do you even understand the gravity of this situation?	1.5303	0.06030	132	77	40	15
114	In general, we at the Flat Earth Society do not lend much credibility to physical evidence.	1.5294	0.06257	136	83	34	19
115	Could you be a bit more Pacific?	1.5294	0.05990	136	80	40	16
116	No doubt my opponent will defend globalism.	1.5287	0.05611	157	93	45	19
117	Wait... if you're here, then what planet am I on?	1.5282	0.06217	142	88	33	21
118	Can you be a bit more Pacific?	1.5282	0.05971	142	85	39	18
119	Please, stop saying "I think I 'm speaking for all of us..."	1.5280	0.05507	161	95	47	19
120	You think everything revolves around you.	1.5271	0.06791	129	83	24	22
121	My opponent, clearly, thinks the world of himself.	1.5270	0.05867	148	89	40	19
122	I will concede that my opponent speaks with exceptional gravity.	1.5267	0.06108	150	94	33	23
123	Can I finish my point? You had 4.5 billion years to make yours.	1.5253	0.05586	158	94	45	19
124	And what makes YOU an expert on climate change?	1.5244	0.05702	164	101	40	23
125	Wait ... if you’re there, where am I?	1.5232	0.05625	151	89	45	17
126	OK, so maybe when I said I would "take on the world" I overpromised.	1.5231	0.06294	130	79	34	17
127	Global warming, world peace, global poverty"...For my opponent it's always, "Me, me, me!	1.5227	0.06670	132	85	25	22
128	I'm for the voters while my opponent is for self-preservation.	1.5226	0.05885	155	96	37	22
129	That's your best argument? You have 4.5 billion years of life experience over me?	1.5224	0.06151	134	81	36	17
130	I knew planet Earth, you sir are no planet Earth.	1.5220	0.05702	159	97	41	21
131	And you, sir, are no Mars.	1.5220	0.05908	159	100	35	24
132	When I said I’m willing to take on the whole world, it was a metaphor!	1.5212	0.05477	165	99	46	20
133	Why does it always feel like it's me against the world?	1.5211	0.06219	142	89	32	21
134	Are you better off now than you were four billion years ago?	1.5200	0.05886	150	92	38	20
135	No, I'm the one who's just warming up.	1.5200	0.05962	150	93	36	21
136	Doug mansplains climate change to Mother Earth	1.5197	0.06119	152	97	31	24
137	You're clearly out of your orbit.	1.5197	0.05975	152	95	35	22
138	And now, someone who needs no introduction.	1.5197	0.06600	127	80	28	19
139	So after Atlas shrugged, what happened?	1.5191	0.06623	131	84	26	21
140	Well, it looks like the whole world is against me.	1.5188	0.06187	133	81	35	17
141	Sure, my opponent claims she can provide clean air, clean water, enough food for everyone - but how is she going to pay for it?	1.5188	0.06457	133	84	29	20
142	That's not exactly what I meant, but you're getting warmer.	1.5185	0.06207	135	83	34	18
143	I give facts and all you get from her is spin.	1.5185	0.06207	135	83	34	18
144	My opponant can spin as much as he likes but we all know that in 24 hours he will return to exactly the same position. Just admit it sir; you are a globalist!	1.5170	0.05900	147	90	38	19
145	In case you haven't heard--you are not the center of the universe.	1.5170	0.05978	147	91	36	20
146	You're constantly shifting your position.	1.5166	0.06006	151	95	34	22
147	Stop spinning and give me a straight answer!	1.5163	0.05724	153	93	41	19
148	I knew Jupiter; I was a friend of Jupiter, and sir, you are no Jupiter.	1.5161	0.05815	155	96	38	21
149	I would suggest to you that you are taking these climate change debates far too personally	1.5152	0.05938	132	78	40	14
150	If you're here, then where are we?	1.5145	0.06360	138	88	29	21
151	My opponent is ignoring the gravity of this situation.	1.5141	0.04946	177	102	59	16
152	Oh, believe me. I'm just warming up, too!	1.5139	0.05660	144	85	44	15
153	Once again, my opponent proves the master of spin.	1.5135	0.05465	148	86	48	14
154	So I guess it's me against the world.	1.5133	0.05811	150	92	39	19
155	And what makes you the expert on global warming?	1.5119	0.05849	168	109	32	27
156	Please give a not-so-warm welcome to our next guest.	1.5111	0.06119	135	83	35	17
157	Just cool down.	1.5106	0.06091	141	88	34	19
158	Oh, sure...next you'll be saying you speak for everyone.	1.5105	0.05944	143	88	37	18
159	What if I’m right and the whole world IS wrong?	1.5098	0.05650	153	93	42	18
160	My opponent is a known environmental extremist.	1.5097	0.05958	155	99	33	23
161	Well, I guess it's me against the world, then!	1.5094	0.05704	159	99	39	21
162	My opponent is a master at spinning.	1.5092	0.05797	163	104	35	24
163	You see, the whole world is against me.	1.5092	0.05665	163	102	39	22
164	The earth was captured by the sun. I like planets that were not captured by the sun!	1.5078	0.06655	128	83	25	20
165	It's me against the world.	1.5077	0.06201	130	80	34	16
166	My opponent, however, leans twenty three and a half degrees to the left but six months later will do exactly the opposire!	1.5072	0.06277	138	88	30	20
167	All my opponent does is spin.	1.5070	0.06301	142	92	28	22
168	My opponent seems to think the sun rises and sets on her alone!	1.5069	0.05913	144	89	37	18
169	Volatile. Windy. Erupting. Stormy. These are all words commonly used to describe my opponent.	1.5069	0.05830	144	88	39	17
170	There you go again... Spin. Spin. Spin.	1.5069	0.05830	144	88	39	17
171	Please - you've had 5 billion years; you can wait another 30 seconds.	1.5068	0.05949	148	93	35	20
172	My opponent is all over the map.	1.5067	0.05888	150	94	36	20
173	Let me finish...you've had 4.5 billion years; it's my turn to talk.	1.5065	0.05772	154	96	38	20
174	I can see Alaska from here!	1.5065	0.05917	154	98	34	22
175	You thought you were too big to fail.	1.5036	0.06397	137	89	27	21
176	My opponent obviously thinks the world of himself.	1.5036	0.05719	139	83	42	14
177	Looks like it’s me against the world.	1.5036	0.05987	139	86	36	17
178	There you go again, always spinning things!	1.5036	0.05899	139	85	38	16
179	Who cares what the world thinks!	1.5036	0.06073	139	87	34	18
180	Sir, could you be more pacific?	1.5035	0.05690	143	86	42	15
181	You need to cool down before we continue.	1.5035	0.06267	143	93	28	22
182	Is it warm in here or is it just you?	1.5034	0.05822	147	91	38	18
183	My opponent thinks everything revolves around her.	1.5034	0.05995	149	95	33	21
184	Point to where the orange man hurt you.	1.5034	0.06290	149	99	25	25
185	And our next expert on climate change needs no introduction...	1.5032	0.05959	155	100	32	23
186	Nothing but spin, folks!	1.5031	0.05581	161	100	41	20
187	You too have faults.	1.5031	0.05598	163	102	40	21
188	And now, introducing my special guest for Earth Day...	1.5029	0.05399	171	106	44	21
189	I don't care for my opponent's spin.	1.5000	0.05362	152	90	48	14
190	I don't care how many revolutions you've started. You have to wait your turn.	1.5000	0.05793	148	92	38	18
191	You're not too big to fail.	1.5000	0.05661	158	99	39	20
192	May I present, the leading authority on climate change.	1.5000	0.05747	144	88	40	16
193	It's indisputable that my opponent likes to "spin".	1.5000	0.05661	144	87	42	15
194	What can you say when the whole world is against you?	1.5000	0.06040	140	88	34	18
195	This is America! Who cares what the world thinks.	1.5000	0.05575	144	86	44	14
196	With all due respect, the people are getting sick of your constant spin.	1.5000	0.05272	162	97	49	16
197	Enough about your problems.	1.5000	0.05806	142	87	39	16
198	The universe does not revolve around you!	1.5000	0.05747	144	88	40	16
199	Would I be running for reelection if I cared what the world thinks?	1.5000	0.05904	136	83	38	15
200	You clearly fail to understand the gravity of the situation.	1.5000	0.05720	142	86	41	15
201	You always have to turn everything into a global issue, don’t you?	1.5000	0.06831	126	84	21	21
202	And our next Earth Day speaker needs no introduction.	1.4967	0.05783	151	95	37	19
203	I know you’re just warming up	1.4966	0.05902	147	93	35	19
204	Are you going to answer the question, or just keep spinning?	1.4966	0.05822	147	92	37	18
205	My opponent has 'flatly refused' and now he 'roundly condemns' - well, which is it?	1.4966	0.05902	147	93	35	19
206	So if YOU'RE here, then what planet am I on?	1.4966	0.05963	145	92	34	19
207	Must you put a spin on everything?	1.4965	0.05603	143	86	43	14
208	My opponent’s arguments are just all over the map.	1.4965	0.05690	143	87	41	15
209	My five minutes are up. I'm sure my opponent could go on for ages.	1.4961	0.05837	129	77	40	12
210	Must you spin everything?	1.4937	0.05517	158	98	42	18
211	You're just mad because you're melting in the polls.	1.4937	0.05732	158	101	36	21
212	Our next speaker will share a more global perspective.	1.4936	0.05264	156	93	49	14
213	There you go again, always promising the moon!	1.4936	0.05643	156	98	39	19
214	What on earth are you talking about?	1.4935	0.05772	154	98	36	20
215	I don't think my opponent appreciates the gravity of the situation.	1.4935	0.05845	154	99	34	21
216	And now, for a global perspective.	1.4934	0.05280	152	90	49	13
217	And to my left, the Democratic candidates for President of the United States.	1.4932	0.06176	148	98	27	23
218	I guess it really is me against the world.	1.4932	0.05712	148	92	39	17
219	And how do you feel about Europe and Asia talking behind your back?	1.4932	0.05932	146	93	34	19
220	... and I assert that the only reason you support the idea of global warming is your own self interest.	1.4928	0.06361	138	91	26	21
221	Stop! It's all just spin!	1.4928	0.06019	138	87	34	17
222	Stop spinning everything.	1.4922	0.06274	128	81	31	16
223	What my opponent fails to mention is that I WILL build a wall. And Mars will pay for it!	1.4917	0.06589	120	77	27	16
224	Why is it always me against the world?!	1.4906	0.05773	159	103	34	22
225	You claim to think globally, but can we afford to have a president who is bipolar?	1.4904	0.06103	157	106	25	26
226	You say you want a revolution?	1.4904	0.06831	104	65	27	12
227	My opponent can't even give us a straight answer about their age. Are you 5,779 or 4.5 billion years old?	1.4903	0.05595	155	97	40	18
228	I suppose it really is "me against the world"!	1.4895	0.06107	143	93	30	20
229	Voters want the truth but you just spin.	1.4895	0.05690	143	88	40	15
230	MEDICS! Something just fell on our president!	1.4894	0.06174	141	92	29	20
231	71% of my opponent's surface is covered with water. He is practically all wet. He is 4.54 billion years old! He takes 24 hours to rotate on his axis! Let's not even mention the gaping hole in his ozone layer. vote for me.	1.4889	0.06297	135	88	28	19
232	I believe your time is almost up	1.4887	0.06001	133	83	35	15
233	I too, am just warming up!	1.4887	0.05710	133	80	41	12
234	My opponent would have you believe that a crisis is looming...	1.4885	0.05669	131	78	42	11
235	If you're here, what are we standing on?	1.4880	0.06387	125	80	29	16
236	Next thing you’re going to say is that WE are to blame for your problems.	1.4873	0.05516	158	99	41	18
237	Despite our differences, I can certainly appreciate your uniquely global perspective.”	1.4873	0.05731	158	102	35	21
238	Our next presenter has tremendous gravitas.	1.4873	0.05589	158	100	39	19
239	My opponent represents everything that is wrong with the world today.	1.4870	0.05546	154	96	41	17
240	Enough spin!	1.4870	0.05391	154	94	45	15
241	My opponent will promise you the moon.	1.4868	0.05522	152	94	42	16
242	Just when the debate started to get interesting, Atlas shrugged.	1.4868	0.05976	152	100	30	22
243	What makes you think you can speak for the whole world?	1.4863	0.05770	146	92	37	17
244	And now for a global perspective on tonight's topic...	1.4861	0.05574	144	88	42	14
245	I told you I’m not paranoid..the world IS against me	1.4857	0.06124	140	91	30	19
246	I think we've all had about enough of your spin.	1.4855	0.05748	138	85	39	14
247	I'm hot and gassy too and I don't blame YOU for it.	1.4855	0.05929	138	87	35	16
248	My sincere apologies to our next presenter, but, it seems, we have run out of time.	1.4853	0.06084	136	87	32	17
249	Of course my opponent promises you the world. But does he have anything else to offer?	1.4853	0.06084	136	87	32	17
250	No, only most of the stage is a world.	1.4853	0.06347	136	90	26	20
251	My opponent's views on global climate change are clearly self-serving.	1.4845	0.05439	161	101	42	18
252	I knew Jupiter. And you’re no Jupiter.	1.4845	0.05649	161	104	36	21
253	``You're hot? Well my feet hurt. Now answer the question.''	1.4841	0.06545	126	83	25	18
254	The World speaks for itself. The question is whether anyone is listening.	1.4841	0.06247	126	80	31	15
255	Being 4.6 Billion years old doesn't make you an expert in everything!	1.4841	0.05615	157	100	38	19
256	This is big, no matter how you spin it.	1.4841	0.05541	157	99	40	18
257	I would like to urge my distinguished opponent to cool down.	1.4837	0.05572	153	96	40	17
258	I'm afraid your time is up.	1.4837	0.05495	153	95	42	16
259	Respectfully, you don't speak for everyone.	1.4837	0.05724	153	98	36	19
260	Quit with the spin!	1.4833	0.06033	120	73	36	11
261	I said "you're flat" not "fat".	1.4832	0.05683	149	94	38	17
262	I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's age or rising core temperature.	1.4831	0.05739	118	69	41	8
263	I feel like the whole world is against me here.	1.4828	0.05962	145	94	32	19
264	Spin, spin, spin, that’s all you do!	1.4825	0.05859	143	91	35	17
265	My opponent expects everything to revolve around him.	1.4825	0.05513	143	87	43	13
266	Too big to fail? Tell that to Venus.	1.4823	0.05921	141	90	34	17
267	My opponent is clearly off his axis.	1.4821	0.05404	168	107	41	20
268	is it warm in here, or is that just you	1.4821	0.05404	168	107	41	20
269	I'd like to ask my opponent what really happened to the dinosaurs?	1.4820	0.05808	139	87	37	15
270	To begin - I just want to say, I think the world of my opponent.	1.4818	0.05778	137	85	38	14
271	Some days, it feels like the whole world is against me.	1.4818	0.06050	137	88	32	17
272	Yet again, it’s me against the world.	1.4815	0.06027	135	86	33	16
273	I am NOT paranoid! Why is the whole world against me?	1.4808	0.05857	156	103	31	22
274	And now, straight from its world tour around the sun...	1.4803	0.05520	152	95	41	16
275	My opponent seems to disregard the gravity of the situation!	1.4800	0.06385	125	81	28	16
276	My opponent is all over the place.	1.4795	0.05686	146	92	38	16
277	I’ve got moons, lots of moons; the BEST moons.	1.4793	0.05509	169	110	37	22
278	My opponent is going to promise you the world.	1.4793	0.05759	169	114	29	26
279	First let me say that I think the world of my opponent.	1.4789	0.05448	142	86	44	12
280	My turn! Your 5 billion years are up.	1.4789	0.05973	142	92	32	18
281	I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation.	1.4789	0.05804	142	90	36	16
282	I keep telling my shrink I am not paranoid, the whole world is against me.	1.4786	0.05865	140	89	35	16
283	I feel like the whole world is against me.	1.4785	0.05595	163	106	36	21
284	And of course my opponent will claim to be more worldly.	1.4776	0.05966	134	85	34	15
285	I have an axis to grind with you.	1.4773	0.05936	132	83	35	14
286	Get to the point. I don't have 7.5 billion years.	1.4766	0.06072	128	81	33	14
287	This feels like it’s me against the world.	1.4765	0.05601	149	94	39	16
288	Yes, but act local.	1.4762	0.05738	147	94	36	17
289	My opponent puts a spin on everything.	1.4762	0.05404	147	90	44	13
290	Same old spin!	1.4762	0.05404	147	90	44	13
291	Excuse me, this is a no spin zone.	1.4759	0.05544	145	90	41	14
292	My opponent is just spinning around in circles!	1.4755	0.05857	143	92	34	17
293	You sir, are no sun.	1.4753	0.05621	162	106	35	21
294	Who in the world do you think you are?	1.4752	0.06252	141	95	25	21
295	See you in twenty-four hours.	1.4748	0.05895	139	89	34	16
296	Accepting the award for Al Gore is...earth"	1.4748	0.05895	139	89	34	16
297	We keep going round and round on this issue...	1.4747	0.05365	158	99	43	16
298	It’s always me against the world!	1.4741	0.05838	135	85	36	14
299	Just more spin from my opponent.	1.4741	0.05932	135	86	34	15
300	I’d like to thank everyone for being with us this evening.	1.4740	0.05388	154	96	43	15
301	Unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist.	1.4737	0.06276	133	88	27	18
302	I, on the other hand, prefer to think locally.	1.4733	0.05869	131	82	36	13
303	Oh, now you’re the expert on climate change?	1.4733	0.06349	131	87	26	18
304	Don't you turn your Pacific at me! I'm talking to you!	1.4730	0.05545	148	93	40	15
305	Please excuse the methane release.	1.4730	0.05545	148	93	40	15
306	Who are you going to believe? Me, or the rest of the world?	1.4729	0.06036	129	82	33	14
307	I appreciate your global perspective, however...….	1.4726	0.05928	146	96	31	19
308	My opponent would like you to believe she can be all things to all people.	1.4722	0.05990	144	95	30	19
309	Have you ever felt like the whole world’s against you?	1.4722	0.05909	144	94	32	18
310	With all due respect, those comments reflect an incredibly biased world view.	1.4718	0.05971	142	93	31	18
311	My opponent makes every issue a global issue.	1.4718	0.05354	142	86	45	11
312	You sir are not too big to fail.	1.4711	0.06328	121	78	29	14
313	It's no surprise that my opponent hides his most polarizing features.	1.4710	0.05926	138	89	33	16
314	In closing let me point out that my opponent has been involved for at least 10,000 years in wars, genocide, famine, corruption, hurricanes, murders--to name but a few.	1.4706	0.05645	153	99	36	18
315	Again, it’s me against the world.	1.4706	0.06257	136	91	26	19
316	I'll let the world speak for itself.	1.4706	0.05289	170	109	42	19
317	I, too, am mostly made up of water	1.4702	0.05061	168	104	49	15
318	Now for a global perspective!	1.4702	0.05854	151	100	31	20
319	Do you understand the gravity of this situation?	1.4698	0.05758	149	97	34	18
320	So where is Carmen Sandiego?	1.4694	0.05975	147	98	29	20
321	I'm sorry, your time is up.	1.4694	0.05736	147	95	35	17
322	Pee-ew. Did you just pass green house gas?	1.4694	0.05571	147	93	39	15
323	So what makes you such an expert on climate change?	1.4691	0.05550	162	106	36	20
324	My opponent is clearly a Globalist.	1.4690	0.05958	145	96	30	19
325	What you lack in a degree, you make up for in real world experience	1.4690	0.05627	145	92	38	15
326	I'm really up against the world here.	1.4690	0.05627	145	92	38	15
327	And this is what happened when Atlas shrugged.	1.4690	0.05958	145	96	30	19
328	I fully grasp the gravity of the situation.	1.4685	0.05855	143	93	33	17
329	You're getting a little heated.	1.4685	0.05855	143	93	33	17
330	Having the whole world on your side still doesn't make you right!	1.4682	0.05089	173	109	47	17
331	What do you mean you’re just warming up?	1.4677	0.06106	124	79	32	13
332	"As you can see, the whole world is against me. Sad."	1.4675	0.05176	169	107	45	17
333	Can there remain any doubt that my opponent’s world view is extremely self-centered?	1.4672	0.05956	137	89	32	16
334	I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Pluto.	1.4667	0.05835	135	86	35	14
335	Our next speaker needs no introduction...	1.4667	0.05489	150	95	40	15
336	Stop. You've had your turn.	1.4667	0.05443	135	82	43	10
337	Everyday her position changes, like 180 degrees.	1.4662	0.05542	148	94	39	15
338	I challenge my opponent to prove he originated in our solar system.	1.4662	0.05802	133	84	36	13
339	At first glance the earth seems impressive, but there's a darker side.	1.4658	0.05681	146	94	36	16
340	I always said, it’s me against the world.	1.4658	0.05597	146	93	38	15
341	I concede-the world is getting smaller.	1.4653	0.05299	144	88	45	11
342	Oh! So now you're an expert on climate change?	1.4653	0.05906	144	95	31	18
343	Me against the world was meant to be rhetorical	1.4653	0.05739	144	93	35	16
344	We have still yet to see my opponent’s birth certificate.	1.4651	0.06327	129	86	26	17
345	As you can see, my opponent is in a world of his own.	1.4651	0.05828	129	81	36	12
346	You may think the world of my opponent now, but he will turn on you...every single day!	1.4648	0.05968	142	94	30	18
347	My opponent does nothing but spin!	1.4648	0.05884	142	93	32	17
348	Now, my opponent would have you believe she’s actually getting hotter with age.	1.4645	0.06091	155	108	22	25
349	What else are you hiding besides Europe, Africa,China, and India?	1.4645	0.05663	155	102	34	19
350	You're all over the place.	1.4643	0.05058	168	105	48	15
351	I know the whole world is against me...	1.4643	0.05860	140	91	33	16
352	I'm sorry but you are running out of time.	1.4640	0.06069	125	80	32	13
353	I would remind my opponent that his time is up.	1.4639	0.05312	166	107	41	18
354	What world are YOU living in?	1.4636	0.05620	151	98	36	17
355	My opponent's argument only holds 70% water.	1.4634	0.06248	123	80	29	14
356	With all due respect, my esteemed colleague lacks real-world experience.	1.4634	0.06354	123	81	27	15
357	Don't be fooled by his promises of the sun and the moon too.	1.4632	0.05896	136	88	33	15
358	I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You're no Pluto.	1.4632	0.06078	136	90	29	17
359	You're not as hot as you think.	1.4631	0.05676	149	97	35	17
360	And you come up here acting like the sun revolves around you!	1.4627	0.06236	134	90	26	18
361	The World view seemed to dominate tonight's debate.	1.4627	0.05960	134	87	32	15
362	I don't believe my opponent understands the gravity of the situation."	1.4627	0.06054	134	88	30	16
363	Now who's getting overheated!?	1.4626	0.05568	147	94	38	15
364	Look. It's too big to fail.	1.4625	0.05312	160	102	42	16
365	You just keep going in circles.	1.4621	0.05451	145	91	41	13
366	Your lakes are great. I will accept that.	1.4620	0.04970	158	96	51	11
367	And still you deny being a globalist?	1.4620	0.05197	171	110	43	18
368	While my opponent clearly has a global perspective, note his bias toward the western hemisphere.	1.4615	0.05897	130	83	34	13
369	You're just going round in circles	1.4615	0.06099	143	97	26	20
370	Our next speaker is no stranger to the world stage....	1.4610	0.05383	154	98	41	15
371	The whole world is wrong. I'm right.	1.4610	0.05827	141	92	33	16
372	As Atlas was saying just before he shrugged...	1.4610	0.05999	141	94	29	18
373	How can I have a meaningful debate with you when you keep turning on me?	1.4610	0.05827	141	92	33	16
374	Well, I really don’t like your latitude.	1.4609	0.06166	128	84	29	15
375	I like planets that don’t capture greenhouse gasses!	1.4609	0.06166	128	84	29	15
376	It's all about you, isn't it?	1.4605	0.05513	152	98	38	16
377	Sometimes I feel as if it is me versus the world!	1.4605	0.05271	152	95	44	13
378	You are not the center of the universe!	1.4604	0.05710	139	89	36	14
379	My opponent continues to go in circles.	1.4604	0.05977	139	92	30	17
380	Do all the Democratic candidates have to be on the stage at the same time?	1.4603	0.06340	126	84	26	16
381	My opponent obviously doesn't respect borders!	1.4603	0.06032	126	81	32	13
382	Mars was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Mars.	1.4599	0.06043	137	91	29	17
383	The gravity of the situation has not escaped me!	1.4599	0.05581	137	86	39	12
384	Oh, I'm just warming up.	1.4599	0.05676	137	87	37	13
385	I can see Russia from here.	1.4597	0.05884	124	78	35	11
386	Fake Planet.	1.4596	0.05431	161	105	38	18
387	It’s simple, just show us your earth certificate.	1.4596	0.05572	161	107	34	20
388	I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. And you're no Pluto.	1.4595	0.05783	148	98	32	18
389	And believe me, this is only the half of it.	1.4595	0.05783	148	98	32	18
390	Yeah, what makes you a climate expert?	1.4595	0.05940	148	100	28	20
391	I believe you've had your turn.	1.4589	0.05509	146	93	39	14
392	Time's up.	1.4588	0.05284	170	111	40	19
393	I studied Venus. I knew Venus. Planet, you're no Venus.	1.4586	0.06360	133	91	23	19
394	AND she claims to be an expert on global warming! But I ask, 'WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS?'	1.4583	0.05564	144	92	38	14
395	Stop your relentless spinning and let's have a real debate!	1.4581	0.05434	155	100	39	16
396	Just back from a successful revolution around the sun, let’s give it up for Earth.	1.4581	0.05277	155	98	43	14
397	My opponent accuses me of failing to understand the gravity of the situation.	1.4580	0.05961	131	85	32	14
398	I think I speak for everyone present today to remind you that not everything revolves around you.	1.4577	0.05709	142	92	35	15
399	You, sir, are a globalist!	1.4577	0.05881	142	94	31	17
400	You just keep going around and around...	1.4575	0.05406	153	98	40	15
401	My opponent's claim of "Real World" experience is greatly exaggerated.	1.4575	0.05563	153	100	36	17
402	I feel like we're just going around and around here.	1.4573	0.05357	164	107	39	18
403	I can see my opponent needs a decade or two to cool down.	1.4571	0.05768	140	91	34	15
404	Let's get this straight--contrary to what you may have thought, things don't all revolve around you!!	1.4571	0.05856	140	92	32	16
405	Sometimes it feels like it’s me against the world.	1.4568	0.05261	162	104	42	16
406	Let's hear from both sides!	1.4565	0.05454	138	86	41	11
407	My opponent claims to be the Earth, but then what am I standing on!	1.4564	0.05752	149	99	32	18
408	Isn't it true that you have never produced a big bang certificate to establish once and for all that you are even a planet?	1.4563	0.05526	160	106	35	19
409	Let me guess. America first.	1.4559	0.06163	136	92	26	18
410	I can see Russia from this podium.	1.4558	0.05480	147	94	39	14
411	I'm gonna stop you because I feel you're just going in circles.	1.4556	0.05171	169	109	43	17
412	The "Flat Earth Society" opposes all forms of fake news and pseudo-science.	1.4553	0.06244	123	81	28	14
413	I would remind my worthy opponent that it isn't the only planet in the Solar System.	1.4552	0.05705	145	95	34	16
414	My opponent is trying to spin his way out of this question.	1.4551	0.05558	156	103	35	18
415	Atlas will be right back.	1.4545	0.06014	143	97	27	19
416	Well, yes, but that's a global point of view...	1.4545	0.05848	143	95	31	17
417	Undignified? Half an hour ago you mooned me!	1.4539	0.05666	152	101	33	18
418	And now for a more global perspective...	1.4538	0.05892	130	84	33	13
419	And now, who better to tell us about Earth Day than our next speaker --	1.4534	0.05428	161	106	37	18
420	Sometimes the whole world is against me!	1.4533	0.05722	150	100	32	18
421	What do you mean you've warned Mars about us?	1.4530	0.06249	117	76	29	12
422	Thank you. Now we'll hear from the Flat Earth Society.	1.4528	0.05622	159	107	32	20
423	Would Atlas please return to the podium?	1.4522	0.05675	157	106	31	20
424	My opponent thinks the world of himself . . .	1.4521	0.05674	146	96	34	16
425	"I'm appalled my opponent would say everyone is on his side.	1.4519	0.05732	135	87	35	13
426	When I debate, it feels like the whole world is against me.	1.4514	0.06141	144	100	23	21
427	My opponent constantly changes his position and puts his own spin on my ideas.	1.4511	0.05987	133	88	30	15
428	Cool it!	1.4507	0.05527	142	91	38	13
429	Guess again. You’re getting warmer.	1.4507	0.05791	142	94	32	16
430	We all know that you're in the pocket of Big Solar.	1.4504	0.05957	131	86	31	14
431	Okay, I'll concede you appear more worldly.	1.4503	0.05373	151	97	40	14
432	Suddenly Carl found himself in the outer stratosphere, standing behind a podium on a stage of cosmic proportion, and wondering to himself “What the hell was in that chicken quesadilla?”	1.4503	0.05994	151	105	24	22
433	My opponent blames society for all of her problems.	1.4497	0.05340	149	95	41	13
434	Let me finish; you had all day on your turn.	1.4496	0.05923	129	84	32	13
435	You've had your say for the last 4.5 billion years; it's my turn now.	1.4496	0.06222	129	87	26	16
436	Now, to give us a global perspective ...	1.4493	0.05546	138	88	38	12
437	Until that last comment, I was warming up to you.	1.4493	0.05915	138	92	30	16
438	You've changed.	1.4490	0.05644	147	97	34	16
439	Let me guess, Green party?	1.4490	0.05726	147	98	32	17
440	Did Atlas call in sick again?	1.4488	0.05990	127	83	31	13
441	Do you really think you can intimidate The Flat Earth Society so easily?	1.4485	0.05699	136	88	35	13
442	Is it getting hotter in here or is it just you?!	1.4483	0.05701	145	96	33	16
443	I stand corrected. I guess it IS a small world after all.	1.4483	0.05264	145	91	43	11
444	Fake world	1.4483	0.06028	145	100	25	20
445	Stop turning and pay attention!	1.4483	0.05616	145	95	35	15
446	The 2020 Presidential Debate: Donald Trump vs. the size of his ego.	1.4481	0.05830	154	106	27	21
447	I object to your characterization of humanity as a transient pestilence!	1.4481	0.05531	154	102	35	17
448	While Atlas is on his bathroom break...	1.4480	0.05952	125	81	32	12
449	Before you begin, I just want to say, we are glad you are here, and we are sorry for not listening.	1.4476	0.05315	143	90	42	11
450	Ladies and gentlemen, she's mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore... please welcome...	1.4470	0.06300	132	91	23	18
451	Come on, you ALL can't be running as Democratic candidates for President.	1.4470	0.06207	132	90	25	17
452	Now, there’s no need to get heated.	1.4468	0.05819	141	94	31	16
453	Enough with your world views.	1.4468	0.05906	141	95	29	17
454	Can you explain your change in position?	1.4468	0.05552	141	91	37	13
455	I've seen no proof my opponent was born in our solar system. I stand with the earthers!	1.4467	0.05796	150	102	29	19
456	Yes, yes....the Western Hemisphere....it's always the Western Hemisphere with you.	1.4467	0.05396	150	97	39	14
457	And you have a clearly inflated world view!	1.4465	0.05827	159	111	25	23
458	And are you aware, Planet Earth, that 53% of American can identify you only if you are showing these two continents?	1.4463	0.05979	121	78	32	11
459	I served with Uranus. I knew Uranus. Uranus was a friend of mine. You're no Uranus.	1.4462	0.05988	130	86	30	14
460	Stop. We're sorry!	1.4460	0.06141	139	96	24	19
461	No, it's not warm in here...it's just you.	1.4460	0.05792	139	92	32	15
462	My opponent seems to think that the universe revolves around him	1.4460	0.05881	139	93	30	16
463	Excuse me, you've had your 5 trillion minutes.	1.4459	0.05531	148	97	36	15
464	You keep going around in circles.	1.4459	0.05363	148	95	40	13
465	Stop! Do you remember what happened to Pluto?	1.4453	0.05667	137	89	35	13
466	Introducing our first challenger in today’s flat earth debate.	1.4453	0.05761	137	90	33	14
467	Is it getting warmer in here, or is it you?	1.4453	0.05474	137	87	39	11
468	And I'm speaking tonight on behalf of the sun, who couldn't make it.	1.4452	0.05237	146	92	43	11
469	I demand to see your birth certificate!	1.4452	0.05727	155	106	29	20
470	Even from this far out, New Jersey still sucks.	1.4452	0.05871	155	108	25	22
471	Today I feel like the whole world is against me.	1.4444	0.05318	153	99	40	14
472	My opponent's term has been one disaster after another.	1.4444	0.05630	135	87	36	12
473	Why is the whole world always against me?	1.4444	0.06101	135	92	26	17
474	My opponent claims to be a climate change expert yet holds no degrees.	1.4444	0.05977	144	99	26	19
475	The earth would now like to speak for itself.	1.4444	0.05823	135	89	32	14
476	My opponent has Russia in his back pocket.	1.4444	0.05642	144	95	34	15
477	I always knew it was me against the world.	1.4444	0.05807	126	81	34	11
478	There is a world of difference between me and my opponent.	1.4438	0.05074	160	102	45	13
479	I feel as though the whole world is against me.	1.4437	0.05285	151	97	41	13
480	And I suppose this is when you regale all of us with your “world view”	1.4437	0.05700	142	94	33	15
481	There you go again. All you think about is your survival.	1.4436	0.06077	133	90	27	16
482	Let's see if my opponent can spin his way out of this one.	1.4435	0.05983	124	81	31	12
483	If you're there, where am I?	1.4435	0.06092	124	82	29	13
484	..and now, for the council's consideration, we have Planet Earth seeking an eviction notice for 7,542,661,844 tenants on the grounds of ..	1.4430	0.05976	149	104	24	21
485	My opponent is an unabashed globalist!"	1.4429	0.05848	140	94	30	16
486	Is it hot in here, or is it just you?	1.4429	0.05485	140	90	38	12
487	You're putting your spin on everything.	1.4429	0.05759	140	93	32	15
488	Can you not stop spinning for even a minute?	1.4429	0.06021	140	96	26	18
489	And now a word on global warming from an interested party.	1.4427	0.06049	131	88	28	15
490	Enough of your spinning!	1.4427	0.05648	131	84	36	11
491	A thought just occurred. Shouldn't you be orbiting the Sun right now?	1.4423	0.05475	156	104	35	17
492	And my opponent still refuses to produce his birth certificate.	1.4422	0.05640	147	98	33	16
493	Delivering tonight's rebuttal to the presidential address...	1.4420	0.05910	138	93	29	16
494	Excuse me, your time is up!	1.4420	0.05999	138	94	27	17
495	Excuse me, but you don't speak for everyone.	1.4419	0.05917	129	85	31	13
496	Seriously? When they said I’d be debating ‘Big Blue’, I thought they meant somebody from IBM!	1.4416	0.05129	154	98	44	12
497	Let me begin by saying that I think the world of my opponent.	1.4414	0.05526	145	95	36	14
498	Our speaker this evening needs no introduction.	1.4414	0.05612	145	96	34	15
499	Frankly, I'm surprised by your lack of gravitas.	1.4412	0.05598	136	88	36	12
500	My opponent will promise you the world, and, yes, technically, he can deliver on that promise.	1.4412	0.05598	136	88	36	12
501	I'm not the one getting heated...	1.4406	0.06006	143	99	25	19
502	I'd like to hear what the rest of the world thinks.	1.4403	0.05351	134	84	41	9
503	Hey - cool down!	1.4400	0.05635	150	101	32	17
504	Blah blah Carbon, blah blah conservation...clearly my opponent is not interested in fixing our district’s pot-holes or making our busses run on time.	1.4400	0.05391	150	98	38	14
505	4.5 Billion years and THIS is what you’ve accomplished? I say it’s time for new leadership!	1.4400	0.05791	150	103	28	19
506	It's always "climate change" this, or "global warming" that. Do you care about anything other than yourself, ma'am?	1.4400	0.06466	125	87	21	17
507	Don't believe her - it's just spin!	1.4397	0.05638	141	93	34	14
508	...and now for a more global view...	1.4397	0.05638	141	93	34	14
509	Why? Why is it always me, against the World?	1.4397	0.05814	141	95	30	16
510	Now, I may not be as worldly as my distinguished opponent...	1.4392	0.05271	148	95	41	12
511	So explain to me again, if you’re here what am I standing on?	1.4392	0.05527	148	98	35	15
512	And now, a rebuttal from the Western Hemisphere	1.4392	0.05443	148	97	37	14
513	Mister speaker, I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation!	1.4387	0.05265	155	101	40	14
514	My opponent seems to believe that the whole world revolves around him. But that hasn't been true since the sixteenth century!	1.4385	0.06274	130	90	23	17
515	Our next speaker needs no warm up.	1.4383	0.05394	162	109	35	18
516	You're on thin ice.	1.4380	0.06308	121	82	25	14
517	You see, my opponent IS a globalist!	1.4380	0.05662	137	90	34	13
518	Now, for a global view.	1.4375	0.05550	144	95	35	14
519	You look much smaller in person.	1.4371	0.05064	167	109	43	15
520	Sorry but I don’t share your worldview.	1.4371	0.05445	151	100	36	15
521	I knew Mother Earth, and you Sir, are no Mother Earth.	1.4371	0.05836	151	105	26	20
522	I have to say I didn't think I would be addressing the entire world tonight.	1.4370	0.05817	135	90	31	14
523	In all fairness, we will hear from the dark side in about 12 hours.	1.4370	0.05624	135	88	35	12
524	Once again, my opponent uses circular logic.	1.4370	0.05721	135	89	33	13
525	All the stage’s a world.	1.4370	0.06160	119	79	28	12
526	On every issue my opponent just goes round and round.	1.4370	0.06043	119	78	30	11
527	The earth comes to us tonight by way of a generous contribution from The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation...and viewers like you.	1.4367	0.05114	158	102	43	13
528	I'm sorry, but your time is up.	1.4366	0.05952	142	98	26	18
529	And now, we introduce the Democratic candidates for the 2020 election.	1.4366	0.05782	142	96	30	16
530	You ever get that feeling that the whole World is against you?	1.4364	0.05250	165	110	38	17
531	Don't misunderstand the gravity of my opponent's position	1.4362	0.05660	149	101	31	17
532	Your response is all spin and 71% watered down	1.4362	0.05497	149	99	35	15
533	Stop spinning!	1.4361	0.05479	133	85	38	10
534	As you can plainly see, it’s flat.	1.4361	0.06164	133	92	24	17
535	Stop right there....you’re just going round and round and round. What’s your point?	1.4361	0.05976	133	90	28	15
536	It's quite obvious that you are living in your own little world.	1.4357	0.05572	140	92	35	13
537	My able opponent has a different world view than I do.	1.4356	0.05367	163	110	35	18
538	You think you're the center of the universe!	1.4354	0.05551	147	98	34	15
539	And who are you to tell us that global warming is real!?	1.4351	0.05366	154	102	37	15
540	Hey, you need to cool down.	1.4351	0.05445	154	103	35	16
541	I have a planet, too...and it's bigger than you. So big. Really big.	1.4348	0.05993	138	95	26	17
542	I'm not interested in your world view!	1.4348	0.05438	138	89	38	11
543	Wow...it IS a small world!	1.4345	0.05857	145	100	27	18
544	I think it’s really insensitive of you to refer to Pluto as a “dwarf.” It prefers the term “little planet”.	1.4342	0.05336	152	100	38	14
545	Yes, you finally have our attention.	1.4338	0.05291	136	86	41	9
546	Yeah, well - that's just Earth's opinion, and as you can see she is only offering one side of the story.	1.4333	0.06119	120	80	28	12
547	Just hold on a minute. You don't speak for everyone.	1.4333	0.06232	120	81	26	13
548	Just because you're worldly, doesn't mean the sun rises and sets on you.	1.4331	0.05290	157	104	38	15
549	Stop! You don’t have the latitude to discuss this topic.	1.4331	0.05367	157	105	36	16
550	Our next guest needs no introduction...	1.4326	0.05355	141	91	39	11
551	My opponent engages in nightly dalliances with a celestial body!"	1.4320	0.06047	125	84	28	13
552	Once again, it's me versus the world.	1.4318	0.05710	132	87	33	12
553	And now what am I bid for Lake Erie?	1.4317	0.05597	139	92	34	13
554	Who wants a candidate you can walk all over?	1.4315	0.05743	146	100	29	17
555	I am not for political purposes going to exploit my opponent's advanced age and vast experience."	1.4315	0.05824	146	101	27	18
556	Stop right there. I've got a Masters in Oceanography, a Doctorate in Environmental Management and Social Sustainability and I belong to 8 political action groups. What the hell could you possible have to tell me that I don't already know?	1.4312	0.05438	160	109	33	18
557	I don't care how you spin it....	1.4312	0.05064	160	104	43	13
558	My opponent, here, is notorious for putting a spin on the position.	1.4309	0.06226	123	84	25	14
559	Why do you think it's always about you?	1.4308	0.05875	130	87	30	13
560	I believe in America First unlike my opponent who is a global elitist.	1.4308	0.05454	130	83	38	9
561	I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine.	1.4307	0.05655	137	91	33	13
562	My opponent claims he's "too big to fail", but...	1.4307	0.05749	137	92	31	14
563	And I represent all of you who feel like, "it's me against the world!"	1.4306	0.05456	144	95	36	13
564	There's no need to get overheated...	1.4306	0.05632	144	97	32	15
565	Our next guest here is an expert on Global Warming.	1.4297	0.05941	128	86	29	13
566	There she goes again - blaming the rest of us for her made up problems.	1.4296	0.05314	135	86	40	9
567	I may not be as worldly as my opponent ...	1.4295	0.05492	149	100	34	15
568	It's obvious that my opponent does not believe, and has never believed, in 'America First.'	1.4295	0.05540	156	107	31	18
569	I believe you're trying to change the tropic, sir.	1.4295	0.05615	156	108	29	19
570	You clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.	1.4294	0.05146	163	108	40	15
571	Don't believe my opponent's whines about feeling too hot. Only 11,000 years ago he was complaining about the cold.	1.4286	0.05924	140	97	26	17
572	Tonight’s celebrated speaker is now the hottest he’s ever been.	1.4286	0.05902	126	84	30	12
573	I want you to know that I will not make age an issue in this campaign."	1.4286	0.05361	154	103	36	15
574	... and unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist!	1.4286	0.05874	133	90	29	14
575	As for my opponent, can you trust what doesn't stop spinning?	1.4286	0.05682	126	82	34	10
576	Mind you, I think the world of my opponent....	1.4286	0.05836	140	96	28	16
577	Okay, I'm willing to concede that it's round.	1.4286	0.05024	175	117	41	17
578	Everyone should know there is another side of you that is VERY different.	1.4286	0.05287	147	96	39	12
579	It's always been me against the world.	1.4286	0.05339	161	109	35	17
580	You simply don't understand the gravity of the situation!	1.4276	0.05491	152	103	33	16
581	Cool down, lady.	1.4276	0.05330	152	101	37	14
582	My opponent continuously changes her position!	1.4276	0.05164	152	99	41	12
583	And now for a world view.	1.4276	0.05427	145	96	36	13
584	That's clearly just spin.	1.4276	0.05061	145	92	44	9
585	Atlas shrugged, but Dave pontificated.	1.4276	0.05600	145	98	32	15
586	Point well taken Mother.	1.4274	0.06460	117	81	22	14
587	Sometimes it feels like the whole world is against me.	1.4268	0.05512	157	108	31	18
588	I knew Pangea. You, Sir, are no Pangea.	1.4266	0.05743	143	98	29	16
589	You make a strong argument, but the Flat Earth Society remains unconvinced.	1.4265	0.05386	136	88	38	10
590	I'd like to motion to limit the scope of this debate.	1.4265	0.05681	136	91	32	13
591	Now, see, my opponent is getting a little heated.	1.4264	0.05904	129	87	29	13
592	Sure, my opponent has more than 4.5 billion years of experience, but does anyone really believe she stands a chance against the incumbent in 2020?	1.4264	0.06005	129	88	27	14
593	We should have opening remarks from Australia in but a few hours.	1.4264	0.05800	129	86	31	12
594	Allow me to address the elephant in the room.	1.4264	0.05800	129	86	31	12
595	And finally, our guest speaker to tell us how it all ends.	1.4264	0.06005	129	88	27	14
596	Clear enough, but there is a dark side we have to take into account.	1.4262	0.05926	122	81	30	11
597	I don't CARE what the whole world is saying!	1.4259	0.05166	162	108	39	15
598	As you can see, the entire world has taken a different position than the U.S. on global warming	1.4257	0.05431	148	99	35	14
599	And, yes, I say that 7 trillion people can be wrong!	1.4257	0.05680	148	102	29	17
600	Is that the Yucatán Peninsula, or are you just happy to see me?	1.4255	0.05715	141	96	30	15
601	Sometimes it feels like it's just me against the world.	1.4254	0.05742	134	90	31	13
602	Is it hot in here? Or is it just me?	1.4254	0.05643	134	89	33	12
603	Who you gonna believe; me or the World?	1.4252	0.05757	127	84	32	11
604	Who are you to tell me about global warming?	1.4251	0.05195	167	113	37	17
605	I humbly submit that what the planet is saying is just one opinion.	1.4250	0.05287	160	108	36	16
606	Once my opponent turns on you, you’re gonna see a whole different side.	1.4250	0.04980	160	104	44	12
607	Enough already with the global perspective!	1.4250	0.05360	160	109	34	17
608	Excuse me, but I believe your 4.5 billion years is up	1.4247	0.05654	146	100	30	16
609	Go ahead! Try to deny you're a globalist!	1.4247	0.05570	146	99	32	15
610	My opponent would have you believe he represents the global perspective.	1.4245	0.05304	139	90	39	10
611	What’s the world view on this.	1.4244	0.05084	172	116	39	17
612	Relax, you don’t need to get so heated.	1.4241	0.05023	158	103	43	12
613	and furthermore, my opponent is unabashedly a staunch globalist!	1.4238	0.05352	151	101	36	14
614	You've made several billion good points, but now it's my turn.	1.4238	0.05269	151	100	38	13
615	It gives me great pleasure to introduce the definitive expert on climate change.	1.4236	0.05538	144	97	33	14
616	I don't care what the rest of the world thinks!	1.4236	0.05625	144	98	31	15
617	As usual, you're playing the science, evidence, and human race cards.	1.4234	0.05553	137	91	34	12
618	Don't believe my opponent. She has changed the climate of this debate, and given it her own spin.	1.4234	0.05927	137	95	26	16
619	And I'm just getting warmed up."	1.4234	0.05743	137	93	30	14
620	Can we at least agree it’s a global issue?	1.4234	0.05356	137	89	38	10
621	It’s obvious my opponent has an inflated world-view.	1.4234	0.05455	137	90	36	11
622	Don't trust him. He's got a dark side.	1.4233	0.05428	163	113	31	19
623	Please, one continent at a time.	1.4231	0.05148	156	103	40	13
624	Oh great. Now I've got the weight of the world against me.	1.4231	0.05383	156	106	34	16
625	While my opponent is heating up, I have remained cool and calm.	1.4228	0.05402	149	100	35	14
626	Your argument has as many holes as your ozone layer.	1.4228	0.04683	149	92	51	6
627	As you can see, my opponent is a huge globalist.	1.4225	0.05319	142	93	38	11
628	Our next speaker will help illustrate the gravity of the situation.	1.4225	0.05682	142	97	30	15
629	Though the world is against me, I stand by my convictions!	1.4225	0.05412	142	94	36	12
630	My opponent is a spin artist	1.4225	0.04929	142	89	46	7
631	And our next speaker needs no introduction...	1.4224	0.05406	161	111	32	18
632	. . .now if we zoom in you can see my house. . .	1.4224	0.05186	161	108	38	15
633	I understand the whole world is against me, but...	1.4222	0.05708	135	91	31	13
634	It’s not such a small world after all.	1.4222	0.05898	135	93	27	15
635	Are you really going to play the climate change card?	1.4222	0.05511	135	89	35	11
636	What proof do we have that your policies will be good for the planet?	1.4218	0.05368	147	98	36	13
637	Sir, I served with Mars. I knew Mars. Mars was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Mars!	1.4218	0.05623	147	101	30	16
638	Yes, I agree it's a little warm in here, but it isn't always about YOU!	1.4214	0.05651	140	95	31	14
639	I will stop my emissions when she agrees to stop her eruptions!	1.4214	0.05274	140	91	39	10
640	My opponent continues to deny the gravity of the situation.	1.4211	0.05485	152	104	32	16
641	It seems my esteemed opponent is going around in circles.	1.4207	0.05331	145	96	37	12
642	It appears you don't understand the gravity of your situation	1.4207	0.05420	145	97	35	13
643	I know Pluto. I served with Pluto. I was friends with Pluto. You, sir, are no Pluto.	1.4207	0.05763	145	101	27	17
644	I think we all need to be concerned about my opponent’s health and longevity.	1.4206	0.06105	126	87	25	14
645	My opponent may have produced diamonds and sunsets, but how many barbecues in Iowa has he attended?	1.4204	0.05506	157	109	30	18
646	If you truly are older than 4000 years, why do you not produce your birth certificate?	1.4203	0.05709	138	94	30	14
647	You know you don’t stand a chance of making it through the next four years.	1.4200	0.05618	150	104	29	17
648	Hang on, ladies and gentlemen, I feel the world closing in on me.	1.4200	0.05290	150	100	37	13
649	I know Jupiter. Jupiter is a friend of mine. You, Sir, are no Jupiter.”	1.4196	0.06167	112	75	27	10
650	Hold on, just cool down!	1.4196	0.05473	143	96	34	13
651	And up there on the left is where Hawaii used to be.	1.4194	0.05327	155	105	35	15
652	I was right all along! The whole world really is against me!	1.4191	0.05577	136	91	33	12
653	Welcome our next guest on her farewell world tour.	1.4189	0.05509	148	101	32	15
654	My opponent is obviously a Globalist....	1.4187	0.05428	160	111	31	18
655	My esteemed opponent keeps going in circles.	1.4184	0.05245	141	92	39	10
656	Can somebody from tech get up here to raise the microphone please?	1.4184	0.05341	141	93	37	11
657	And so my opponent wants you to believe, in six days with one day of rest....	1.4184	0.05883	141	99	25	17
658	Hot or cold. Day or night. My opponent can't seem to make up her mind.	1.4183	0.04961	153	99	44	10
659	I'm glad you finally came around!	1.4183	0.05296	153	103	36	14
660	I disagree! Seven billion people can be wrong.	1.4179	0.05831	134	92	28	14
661	Mother Earth, please do not interrupt when men are speaking.	1.4173	0.05945	139	98	24	17
662	It's me against the world! But I will prevail in this election!	1.4173	0.05857	139	97	26	16
663	My opponent is wet, dry, hot, cold...what are we to believe	1.4173	0.05767	139	96	28	15
664	Sit down dear, men are talking.	1.4172	0.05427	151	103	33	15
665	You may THINK globally, but do you act locally?	1.4172	0.04732	151	95	49	7
666	My opponent seems to think he revolves around himself.	1.4167	0.05618	144	99	30	15
667	That's your 4 billion opinions.	1.4167	0.04953	168	112	42	14
668	My opponent denies it but he is obviously a blatant globalist.	1.4167	0.05377	156	107	33	16
669	You don’t have a leg to stand on.	1.4161	0.05104	161	108	39	14
670	First of all,my opponent thinks the world of himself.	1.4161	0.05722	149	105	26	18
671	My worthy opponent actually embodies everything that’s wrong with the world.	1.4161	0.05642	149	104	28	17
672	Let’s not forget that what you’ve heard from my opponent on climate change is nothing more than one planet’s opinion.	1.4161	0.05828	137	95	27	15
673	My opponent can’t hide the fact that he’s a globalist.	1.4161	0.05545	137	92	33	12
674	Given how we're treating the world, it seemed only fair to give it a chance to talk back.	1.4161	0.05545	137	92	33	12
675	You do not revolve around you.	1.4156	0.05581	154	108	28	18
676	I'm not as worldly as my opponent....	1.4155	0.05405	142	95	35	12
677	Before we get started, are you okay with the temperature in here?	1.4148	0.06075	135	96	22	17
678	I will deal in specifics. My opponent offers only global generalities.	1.4145	0.05317	152	103	35	14
679	We still haven't seen a birth certificate!	1.4143	0.05643	140	96	30	14
680	You don’t have a point.	1.4143	0.05458	140	94	34	12
681	...and that's where our ancestors lived before that planet became uninhabitable...	1.4143	0.05643	140	96	30	14
682	The audience is tiring of your so-called world view.	1.4143	0.05734	140	97	28	15
683	If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the solar system!”	1.4143	0.05643	140	96	30	14
684	Unlike my opponent, I'm not a master of spin.	1.4140	0.04953	157	103	43	11
685	Come on. Everyone knows you were born in a galaxy far, far, away.	1.4138	0.05500	145	99	32	14
686	My opponent has a history.	1.4138	0.05323	145	97	36	12
687	And now, for a global point of view...	1.4135	0.05760	133	91	29	13
688	It doesn’t matter that the whole world is against me. Literally.	1.4133	0.05283	150	101	36	13
689	Sigh... Sometimes I feel like the world is against me.	1.4133	0.05283	150	101	36	13
690	You and who else?	1.4130	0.05608	138	94	31	13
691	I tell it to you straight,while all my opponent does is spin.	1.4130	0.05217	138	90	39	9
692	Please stop. Your gravitational pull is influencing my position.	1.4130	0.05317	138	91	37	10
693	Do you ever get the feeling that the whole world is against you?	1.4130	0.05608	138	94	31	13
694	So, you think you can be all things to all people?	1.4129	0.05399	155	107	32	16
695	And our Geography Bee winner is......	1.4126	0.05729	143	100	27	16
696	Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?	1.4126	0.05643	143	99	29	15
697	You're obviously a big globalist!	1.4126	0.05375	143	96	35	12
698	You see! Spoken like a true globalist.	1.4126	0.05188	143	94	39	10
699	I know about Jupiter - and you're no Jupiter.	1.4122	0.05418	148	101	33	14
700	My opponent keeps changing position.	1.4118	0.05267	136	89	38	9
701	My opponent may look like America now, but spin him around and you’ll see Iran and China!	1.4118	0.05666	136	93	30	13
702	To say our next speaker is 'worldly' would be an understatement	1.4118	0.06038	136	97	22	17
703	My opponent and I are a world apart.	1.4114	0.04942	175	119	40	16
704	A surprise speaker at the flat-Earth convention	1.4113	0.05961	141	101	22	18
705	I will not make age an issue in this campaign!	1.4113	0.06168	124	87	23	14
706	My opponent perhaps, has a different world view.	1.4110	0.05129	163	111	37	15
707	You do Not speak for the entire planet!	1.4110	0.05723	146	103	26	17
708	Look, there are only two. Seven continents is only a theory.	1.4109	0.05783	129	88	29	12
709	My opponent seems to believe he's somewhat of an authority on the subject of global warming.	1.4109	0.05570	129	86	33	10
710	Who made you an authority on global warming!	1.4109	0.05887	129	89	27	13
711	I asked for something specific, not Pacific.	1.4106	0.05170	151	101	38	12
712	And now, the World's view	1.4106	0.04996	151	99	42	10
713	My opponent may be more worldly than I, but I speak for the common man.	1.4106	0.05338	151	103	34	14
714	And now speaking in favor of globalism....	1.4106	0.05420	151	104	32	15
715	We've invited a special guest to talk about climate change...	1.4104	0.05627	134	91	31	12
716	No one told me it was me versus the entire world!	1.4104	0.05526	134	90	33	11
717	As for the flip -flopping accusation, my opponent changes position by the minute.	1.4104	0.05526	134	90	33	11
718	And for all you climate skeptics out there, please welcome our next guest.	1.4103	0.05522	156	110	28	18
719	My opponent's stance is all over the map!	1.4103	0.05134	156	105	38	13
720	My opponent is simply trying to put his usual spin on things.	1.4103	0.05053	156	104	40	12
721	...... AND my opponent would have you believe that climate change has affected him personally!	1.4101	0.05481	139	94	33	12
722	I fear my opponent's ego hinders his judgement, as he obviously thinks the world of himself.	1.4101	0.05575	139	95	31	13
723	Let me finish, I waited while the 7.53 billion of you spoke.	1.4097	0.05611	144	100	29	15
724	Could you be any more Pacific?	1.4097	0.05160	144	95	39	10
725	Hot and bothered are we?	1.4096	0.05203	166	115	34	17
726	Your arguments are all circular!	1.4094	0.05388	149	102	33	14
727	My opponent claims to know something about world opinion.	1.4094	0.05130	149	99	39	11
728	Admittedly, the Green Party's candidate is strong this year.	1.4094	0.05304	149	101	35	13
729	I think it's time we rotate and let Uganda have a turn to speak.	1.4091	0.05342	154	106	33	15
730	I think the world of our next speaker...	1.4091	0.05479	132	88	34	10
731	Stop trying to spin this!	1.4088	0.05536	137	93	32	12
732	What on earth am I debating?	1.4085	0.05397	142	96	34	12
733	Look! Nobody cares what you think!	1.4085	0.05397	142	96	34	12
734	It is very 'inconvenient' for you to appear for Mr. Gore at this debate.	1.4085	0.05488	142	97	32	13
735	And, yes, I say 7 billion people can be wrong.	1.4085	0.05755	142	100	26	16
736	You don't look that hot to me.	1.4085	0.05667	142	99	28	15
737	My opponent, an aging, bloated, ball of gas, cannot be taken seriously.	1.4085	0.05488	142	97	32	13
738	Unlike my opponent, I will never take certain latitudes.	1.4085	0.05579	142	98	30	14
739	Don't you turn away when I'm talking to you!	1.4082	0.05354	147	100	34	13
740	Thank you, President Trump. And now for the opposing view on climate.	1.4082	0.05852	147	106	22	19
741	I'm not going to stand here debating whether climate change is real with the whole world watching..	1.4082	0.05691	147	104	26	17
742	My opponent says I'm a nationalist. Well, I say he's a globalist!	1.4080	0.06127	125	88	23	14
743	And now a few words about climate change from a victim.	1.4079	0.05310	152	104	34	14
744	My opponent doesn’t speak for everyone.	1.4079	0.05391	152	105	32	15
745	Our next speaker means the world to me.	1.4079	0.05310	152	104	34	14
746	And the title of tonight's debate is, 'Me Against the World'.	1.4077	0.05850	130	90	27	13
747	It seems clear that my opponent is uncomfortable on the world stage.	1.4077	0.06050	130	92	23	15
748	Sometimes I feel like the entire world is against me!	1.4074	0.05691	135	93	29	13
749	My opponent seems stable on the outside, however on the inside she is toxic, unpredictable, and frankly dangerous.	1.4074	0.04996	162	109	40	13
750	Sorry to cut you off, Earth, but if we're going to debate the climate change issue, we can't resort to anecdotal evidence.	1.4071	0.05354	140	94	35	11
751	Cool it, Mother.	1.4071	0.05815	140	99	25	16
752	I would like to present our guest speaker, an expert on global warming, and...	1.4071	0.05981	113	76	28	9
753	Any last questions for Earth?	1.4069	0.05993	145	106	19	20
754	Either admit you're beholden to a powerful star or denounce the geocentric model once and for all.	1.4069	0.05315	145	98	35	12
755	My opponent is, obviously, an unabashed globalist	1.4065	0.05981	123	85	26	12
756	And now, straight from an engagement at the Globe Theater, ...	1.4065	0.04988	155	103	41	11
757	By now, it should be clear that my opponent relies on circular reasoning.	1.4065	0.05234	155	106	35	14
758	And you are nothing but a Globalist, sir!	1.4065	0.05392	155	108	31	16
759	Here to explain how she just keeps getting hotter every year, ladies and gentlemen, I present Mother Earth.	1.4065	0.05314	155	107	33	15
760	That's not the right answer, but you're getting warmer.	1.4062	0.05483	128	85	34	9
761	...and here to tell us their thoughts on global warming ...	1.4060	0.05550	133	90	32	11
762	And may I present our next speaker, who is no stranger to globalist thinking"..	1.4059	0.04900	170	115	41	14
763	We're happy to have one of the hottest new speakers for you tonight, a leading authority in the debate on global warming.	1.4056	0.05547	143	99	30	14
764	Oh please, stop it! You are not! The air conditioning is on "high" and frankly, I'm very comfortable.	1.4056	0.05457	143	98	32	13
765	Don't let yourselves be fooled by my opponent's down-home Earthy charm, she's a globalist!	1.4056	0.05457	143	98	32	13
766	Whaddayamean, “Earth Day’s not enough?”	1.4054	0.05577	148	104	28	16
767	The whole world is against me!	1.4054	0.06447	111	78	21	12
768	Would you care to put your spin on this?	1.4054	0.05059	148	98	40	10
769	My opponent, on the other hand, can't go anywhere without everyone.	1.4054	0.05494	148	103	30	15
770	At times like this, I feel like it's just me against the world.	1.4054	0.05059	148	98	40	10
771	Some days I feel like it’s me against the world.	1.4052	0.04858	153	100	44	9
772	Even if 'parasite' is technically correct, I still object to your characterization of my existence.	1.4051	0.05161	158	108	36	14
773	And now Mother Earth will explain why we're screwed.	1.4051	0.05161	158	108	36	14
774	I can’t promise you the world like my opponent here, but…	1.4046	0.05608	131	89	31	11
775	I didn't know this was a global debate!	1.4046	0.05608	131	89	31	11
776	But I say all politics are local!	1.4046	0.05712	131	90	29	12
777	My opponent will not stop spinning.	1.4043	0.05780	141	100	25	16
778	The world does not revolve around you.	1.4043	0.05602	141	98	29	14
779	I knew Planet Earth, sir, and you are no Planet Earth!	1.4043	0.05419	141	96	33	12
780	Our next speaker is a Globalist.	1.4043	0.05419	141	96	33	12
781	How dare you pretend to speak for Mars!	1.4041	0.05375	146	100	33	13
782	And now for the opposing view on climate change...	1.4041	0.05798	146	105	23	18
783	There is no planet B.	1.4041	0.05196	146	98	37	11
784	My opponent is too old to be President of the United States	1.4041	0.05375	146	100	33	13
785	And furthermore, I assert that your so-called "global perspective" is nothing more than narcissism.	1.4041	0.05286	146	99	35	12
786	When the organizer said “you against the world,” I thought it was just a figure of speech.	1.4041	0.05196	146	98	37	11
787	Apparently you are not too big to fail	1.4040	0.05494	151	106	29	16
788	And, finally, my opponent is only 70% water!	1.4040	0.05413	151	105	31	15
789	Senator, I served with Earth. I knew Earth. Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Earth.	1.4040	0.05494	151	106	29	16
790	World. The stage is yours.	1.4040	0.05413	151	105	31	15
791	No no no...listen, I'll tell you exactly what the world needs!	1.4035	0.05152	171	120	33	18
792	Hey, if you're here, where am I?	1.4032	0.05830	124	85	28	11
793	Now let's hear from the rest of the world!	1.4030	0.05203	134	88	38	8
794	But my opponent here understands nothing on the local level.	1.4030	0.05517	134	91	32	11
795	Globalist!	1.4029	0.05178	139	92	38	9
796	Apparently Atlas shrugged.	1.4029	0.05659	139	97	28	14
797	Seriously?.... What do you know about climate change?	1.4029	0.05278	139	93	36	10
798	Regrettably, my opponent can't seem to keep his cool.	1.4029	0.04973	139	90	42	7
799	Excuse me. It's not your turn.	1.4028	0.05689	144	102	26	16
800	If my opponent claims to be a centrist, why is she spinning left?	1.4028	0.05773	144	103	24	17
801	Once again its me against the world.	1.4027	0.05628	149	106	26	17
802	...and now for the global viewpoint ...	1.4027	0.05464	149	104	30	15
803	My opponent would have you believe that it's own well-being is more important than a strong business environment!	1.4026	0.05334	154	107	32	15
804	Let's hear your thoughts on some local issues.	1.4026	0.05172	154	105	36	13
805	As I have said over and over, "It is me against the world!"	1.4024	0.05023	164	112	38	14
806	So what you are saying is its just water weight?"	1.4016	0.05619	127	86	31	10
807	And now, on the world stage, is someone who needs no introduction.	1.4015	0.05677	132	91	29	12
808	Can you state unequivocally that you are not flat?	1.4015	0.05777	132	92	27	13
809	Every 24 hours you flip-flop.	1.4014	0.05199	142	95	37	10
810	There you again, saying you speak for the entire world!	1.4014	0.05294	142	96	35	11
811	Now folks, my opponent seems to think this election is ALL about her...	1.4014	0.05388	142	97	33	12
812	What is your response to recent accusations that you are, in fact, flat?	1.4014	0.05517	147	103	29	15
813	I think your time's up.	1.4014	0.05432	147	102	31	14
814	Atlas shrugged, and then left	1.4014	0.05601	147	104	27	16
815	My opponent promises the moon, but does he deliver?	1.4013	0.05302	152	105	33	14
816	Oh sure, you CLAIM to be speaking for the whole world...	1.4013	0.05384	152	106	31	15
817	I, too, am only just warming up!	1.4013	0.05135	152	103	37	12
818	And now, the Earth speaks for itself.	1.4012	0.05140	162	112	35	15
819	But can you prove your other side isn’t flat?	1.4000	0.05737	130	90	28	12
820	No, Mars will not pay for your border wall.	1.4000	0.05717	140	99	26	15
821	And finally, I promise to stay cool under pressure, something my opponent will never do”	1.4000	0.05484	145	101	30	14
822	There’s another side to her we haven’t seen!	1.4000	0.05396	145	100	32	13
823	Look, I really don't think you can be objective in this climate change debate!	1.4000	0.05571	145	102	28	15
824	Why thank you. You're pretty hot yourself!	1.4000	0.05778	135	95	26	14
825	I believe my opponent is going around in circles.	1.4000	0.05192	130	85	38	7
826	What do you know about world affairs?	1.4000	0.05345	140	95	34	11
827	It’s just me against the world!	1.4000	0.05484	145	101	30	14
828	You aren’t the center of everything anymore!	1.4000	0.05216	145	98	36	11
829	The Flat Earth Society debate did not go as planned.	1.4000	0.06085	110	75	26	9
830	While you are obviously well-rounded on this topic, and I do think the world of you, I must respectfully disagree.	1.4000	0.06235	130	95	18	17
831	I’ll admit my opponent is striking to behold, but look more closely and she’s a hot mess.	1.4000	0.05680	125	85	30	10
832	With all due respect to my fellow candidate, the science is still inconclusive.	1.4000	0.05181	150	102	36	12
833	If you think you've got problems let's hear from our next speaker....	1.3987	0.05590	153	110	25	18
834	My opponent is clearly too old to be running.	1.3986	0.05812	148	108	21	19
835	I feel like the whole world is watching.	1.3986	0.05265	143	97	35	11
836	Is it warming in here or is it just me?	1.3986	0.05684	138	97	27	14
837	When I signed up for this Businessman vs. Earth debate, I was expecting a park ranger.	1.3986	0.05495	138	95	31	12
838	As usual, my opponent is hiding behind his global policy experience.	1.3985	0.05642	133	92	29	12
839	For millennia my opponent has been circling around solar power.	1.3985	0.05642	133	92	29	12
840	My opponent would have you believe he is a globalist, but in reality he is a world unto himself.	1.3984	0.06110	128	92	21	15
841	Why do I feel the whole world’s against me	1.3977	0.04941	171	118	38	15
842	my opponent of course doesn't have my world view	1.3974	0.05322	151	105	32	14
843	I think you are forgetting who put you on the map.	1.3974	0.05067	151	102	38	11
844	See, I'm coming at this from a global perspective...	1.3972	0.05593	141	99	28	14
845	‘“And now, taking the yes side in today’s climate action debate...”	1.3972	0.05502	141	98	30	13
846	Think you can just roll in here and change the world?”	1.3972	0.05219	141	95	36	10
847	Today more than ever it's us against the world!	1.3972	0.05409	141	97	32	12
848	Our next guest will now share her unique global perspective.	1.3971	0.05248	136	91	36	9
849	All this guy ever does is spin.	1.3971	0.05743	136	96	26	14
850	You've exceeded your four billion year time allotment. May I please have my fifteen minutes?	1.3969	0.05492	131	89	32	10
851	You have no earthly idea what you’re talking about!	1.3969	0.05161	131	86	38	7
852	And now, ladies and gentlemen, our expert on pollution."	1.3968	0.05864	126	88	26	12
853	Now introducing our guest speaker on how to survive long term abuse	1.3968	0.05755	126	87	28	11
854	You only seem concerned with global problems	1.3963	0.04864	164	111	41	12
855	Hey ! Chill already.	1.3961	0.05483	154	110	27	17
856	And what makes you such an expert on global warming?	1.3961	0.05483	154	110	27	17
857	You raise some good points, but I still say the science isn't settled.	1.3960	0.04648	149	96	47	6
858	That's a compelling global perspective, but I don't share your point of view.	1.3958	0.05506	144	101	29	14
859	Further proof of a globalist conspiracy!	1.3958	0.05235	144	98	35	11
860	Who knows more about the environment, me or my opponent?	1.3958	0.05765	144	104	23	17
861	Our next speaker brings a global perspective to the issue.	1.3958	0.05046	144	96	39	9
862	My opponent thinks the world of himself.	1.3958	0.05142	144	97	37	10
863	Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm afraid that Atlas had a prior engagement.....	1.3957	0.05742	139	99	25	15
864	Let it be noted that my opponent refused to shake my hand.	1.3950	0.05751	119	81	29	9
865	As a flat Earther...	1.3949	0.05092	157	108	36	13
866	Stop circling around the issue.	1.3949	0.04846	157	105	42	10
867	And you, sir, are talking from Uranus!	1.3947	0.05375	152	107	30	15
868	I admit you do have the weight of the world on your side.	1.3946	0.05423	147	103	30	14
869	Last but not least, we have a special guest tonight, for all of you climate change skeptics.	1.3946	0.05756	147	107	22	18
870	Uh, is it getting warmer in here or is it just me?	1.3944	0.05470	142	99	30	13
871	And I suppose you're an expert on global affairs?	1.3944	0.04789	142	92	44	6
872	How come it’s always about you!?	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
873	Unlike my opponent, I will not try to be all things to all people.	1.3944	0.05470	142	99	30	13
874	My opponent would have you believe that she speaks for the whole world...	1.3944	0.05378	142	98	32	12
875	First, let me begin by saying that we are worlds apart on that issue.	1.3942	0.05319	137	93	34	10
876	As you can see here, the World Wide Web has made the world a much smaller place.	1.3942	0.05614	137	96	28	13
877	I want to thank Earth for stepping in after that unfortunate Pluto situation.	1.3942	0.05007	137	90	40	7
878	I feel like it’s me against the world in this debate!	1.3942	0.05419	137	94	32	11
879	This election is not about you!	1.3942	0.05113	137	91	38	8
880	My debate opponent claims to be down to earth and well-rounded but can he serve in office under the current climate? I think not!	1.3942	0.05319	137	93	34	10
881	Oh, spare me your tilted worldview!	1.3941	0.04438	170	111	51	8
882	I guess we should stop asking for the Moon	1.3939	0.05666	132	92	28	12
883	Your mama's so fat that she invented gravity.	1.3933	0.05426	150	106	29	15
884	Some will no doubt say that my opponent appears more worldly than myself.	1.3932	0.05942	117	81	26	10
885	My opponent would have you believe he’s not really a Globalist...	1.3932	0.06532	117	86	16	15
886	Despite her denials,it's clear that my opponent is an unapologetic Globalist.	1.3932	0.05942	117	81	26	10
887	We have proof that you've been tilting on your axis from the very beginning, so why should we assume you're being upright now? Have you no shame?	1.3932	0.06185	117	83	22	12
888	And last but not least in our Global Warming Conference, a few angry words from Mother Earth.	1.3929	0.05431	140	97	31	12
889	Well, you look flat from here.	1.3929	0.05797	140	101	23	16
890	I refuse to debate a "Globalist"	1.3926	0.05473	135	93	31	11
891	I don't like your Earth tones!	1.3926	0.05957	135	98	21	16
892	My opponent here thinks the world of himself.	1.3926	0.05573	135	94	29	12
893	Let's not forget my opponent's infamous 'grab Saturn by the rings' line.	1.3922	0.05346	153	108	30	15
894	Somebody your size asking the rest of us to cut back? That's a laugh.	1.3920	0.05781	125	87	27	11
895	The oil and gas industry has gotten whatever they want out of my opponent for years.	1.3919	0.05220	148	102	34	12
896	Mother Earth, you ignorant slut.	1.3919	0.05724	148	108	22	18
897	Admit it.. you've never gotten over being third!	1.3919	0.05220	148	102	34	12
898	And now we'll hear from the "earth is round" perspective	1.3916	0.05160	143	97	36	10
899	Don't you turn your back on me, China!	1.3916	0.05255	143	98	34	11
900	I never called you flat. I said you were fat.	1.3916	0.05617	143	102	26	15
901	The country deserves better than your constant spin.	1.3913	0.05387	138	95	32	11
902	Ladies and gentlemen let's give a nice global warming welcome to our guest.	1.3913	0.05580	138	97	28	13
903	My good friend here has an outsize view of his own importance	1.3913	0.05580	138	97	28	13
904	Hello, world!	1.3913	0.05288	138	94	34	10
905	I'm not as worldly as my opponent, but who is?	1.3913	0.04920	161	110	39	12
906	My opponent is a well known globalist!	1.3913	0.05485	138	96	30	12
907	That's a circular argument, and you know it!	1.3913	0.05485	138	96	30	12
908	You look bigger on TV	1.3913	0.04808	184	129	38	17
909	My opponent would have you believe she is an expert on the results of climate change.	1.3910	0.05424	156	112	27	17
910	Just cool it!	1.3910	0.05110	156	108	35	13
911	Wait a minute, you've had 5 billion years to make your point, it's my turn!	1.3910	0.05191	156	109	33	14
912	Our keynote speaker today on global warming.....	1.3910	0.05731	133	94	26	13
913	Clearly my opponent doesn't comprehend the gravity of this situation.	1.3910	0.05211	133	89	36	8
914	I always knew it would be me against the world!	1.3910	0.05830	133	95	24	14
915	As you can see, my opponent is just another global elite.	1.3907	0.05058	151	103	37	11
916	You have no concept of the gravity of our situation.	1.3907	0.05058	151	103	37	11
917	But that's enough from me, let's here from the rest of the world.	1.3907	0.05058	151	103	37	11
918	Our host needs no introduction.	1.3906	0.05894	128	91	24	13
919	You can see it's flat. Anything else is fake news.	1.3906	0.05894	128	91	24	13
920	Well, that's just one opinion!	1.3904	0.05444	146	103	29	14
921	Excuse me sir, I am not finished denying reality!	1.3904	0.05268	146	101	33	12
922	Are you saying it's not a small world after all?	1.3904	0.05268	146	101	33	12
923	Unlike my opponent would have you believe, not all problems have global implications.	1.3904	0.05085	146	99	37	10
924	I may flip flop, but my opponent here shifts tectonically!	1.3902	0.05958	123	87	24	12
925	To most of the world, it is not a debate.	1.3902	0.05958	123	87	24	12
926	How can you possibly expect us to believe that you're warming when you won't even admit you're flat?	1.3901	0.05399	141	98	31	12
927	Global warming, real or a hoax? Our next speaker brings a special perspective to the debate.	1.3901	0.05674	141	101	25	15
928	Wait. We have an earth-shaking announcement.	1.3901	0.05208	141	96	35	10
929	I think the world of my opponent, really.	1.3901	0.05010	141	94	39	8
930	I've walked the earth. I've worked on earth. You , sir, are no planet earth.	1.3901	0.05674	141	101	25	15
931	Let's give our next speaker a warming welcome...	1.3899	0.04880	159	108	40	11
932	I served with Uranus, I knew Uranus, Uranus was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Uranus.	1.3897	0.05733	136	97	25	14
933	And my opponent is the worst kind of globalist!	1.3897	0.05540	136	95	29	12
934	Round is just an alternative fact.	1.3897	0.05340	136	93	33	10
935	No, YOU are a globalist!	1.3896	0.05237	154	108	32	14
936	My opponent just wants to make this climate change debate about herself.	1.3896	0.05317	154	109	30	15
937	Whoa! Atlas has shrugged!	1.3895	0.04840	172	119	39	14
938	He's trying to spin.	1.3893	0.05690	131	92	27	12
939	Of course my opponent is out of touch...He's four-and-a-half billion years old!	1.3893	0.05262	131	88	35	8
940	Thank you for inviting me to speak on the World's stage.	1.3893	0.05278	149	104	32	13
941	Behind my opponent's sunny personality is a dark past.	1.3889	0.05743	126	88	27	11
942	There she goes, playing the mother card again!	1.3889	0.05585	144	103	26	15
943	And that's where the wall will go.	1.3889	0.04939	144	96	40	8
944	‘And our next speaker is a genuine global heavyweight...’	1.3889	0.05036	144	97	38	9
945	My opponent likes to brag about her sphere of influence.	1.3885	0.05084	157	109	35	13
946	I'm not kidding, I really do have the whole world against me!	1.3885	0.05822	139	101	22	16
947	If I were a little younger, I'd take you outside and circumnavigate you.	1.3885	0.05356	139	96	32	11
948	Vague?! I couldn't be more Pacific.	1.3885	0.05452	139	97	30	12
949	What makes you think you can speak for all of humanity?	1.3882	0.05447	152	109	27	16
950	Guys, I think the world is trying to tell us something!	1.3882	0.05031	152	104	37	11
951	You can't just roll in here and say that.	1.3882	0.04944	152	103	39	10
952	We all want to save him, but my opponent hasn’t said anything about how much it would cost.	1.3879	0.04908	165	114	38	13
953	if you’re over there, where am I?	1.3878	0.05414	147	104	29	14
954	If you are who you say you are...then where are we now!!	1.3876	0.05856	129	92	24	13
955	Sometimes it feels as though the whole world’s against me.	1.3875	0.04936	160	110	38	12
956	I think the world of my opponent.	1.3875	0.05169	160	113	32	15
957	What on earth are you doing here?	1.3875	0.04936	160	110	38	12
958	Climate change seems to be the only issue my opponent wants to discuss.	1.3875	0.05169	160	113	32	15
959	My opponent's argument on global warming is clearly biased"	1.3873	0.05640	142	102	25	15
960	You’re not the center of the universe so please wait for your turn to speak	1.3873	0.05179	142	97	35	10
961	All the world's on stage.	1.3873	0.05368	142	99	31	12
962	Six days! And you think you're so special?	1.3873	0.05368	142	99	31	12
963	What on earth would you know about climate change?	1.3871	0.05046	155	107	36	12
964	Well I'll tell ya, good people, it's me against the world.	1.3871	0.04877	155	105	40	10
965	What could YOU possibly know about climate change???	1.3869	0.05603	137	97	27	13
966	You think you’re so hot!!!	1.3869	0.05206	137	93	35	9
967	You’re the one that squeezed plants into coal in the first place!	1.3869	0.05603	137	97	27	13
968	And at that moment of the debate the tide changed.	1.3867	0.05579	150	109	24	17
969	You're getting warmer	1.3867	0.05249	150	105	32	13
970	It's not always about You!	1.3864	0.05230	132	89	35	8
971	Our next speaker is very down-to-earth.	1.3864	0.05552	132	92	29	11
972	Even as a young man shouting in the street, Buddy always knew he would take on the world someday	1.3862	0.05196	145	100	34	11
973	You're calling ME a globalist?	1.3862	0.05466	145	103	28	14
974	My opponent is tempermental and unpredictable at her core.	1.3862	0.05196	145	100	34	11
975	No, I don't think you revolve around me.	1.3861	0.05137	158	111	33	14
976	Please give our next guest a warm welcome.	1.3861	0.04895	158	108	39	11
977	... and now, representing the flat-earth deniers ...	1.3861	0.05057	158	110	35	13
978	Hold on, global issues will get their turn.	1.3858	0.06025	127	92	21	14
979	But how can we be sure he actually thinks locally?	1.3858	0.05706	127	89	27	11
980	Thank you Mr. Trump.....now we'll hear from the opposition.	1.3857	0.05514	140	99	28	13
981	Is it me or is it getting suddenly warmer in here?	1.3857	0.05128	140	95	36	9
982	My opponent knows nothing about the environment.	1.3857	0.05514	140	99	28	13
983	Please disregard my opponent’s obtrusive attempt to make my hands look smaller.	1.3857	0.05607	140	100	26	14
984	I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation.	1.3856	0.05090	153	106	35	12
985	As you can observe, the U.S.'s self-importance is vastly exaggerated here.	1.3856	0.05090	153	106	35	12
986	My opponent would rather sow division, while I look for common ground. We are both, for example, mostly water.	1.3852	0.05360	135	93	32	10
987	Joining us tonight for the debate on flat-Earth theory, is Round Earth.	1.3852	0.05661	135	96	26	13
988	I don't care HOW you roll as long as it's not this way!	1.3852	0.05562	135	95	28	12
989	you don't seem to understand the gravity of this situation.	1.3851	0.05121	148	102	35	11
990	The USA now defers to “The Paris Climate” representative.	1.3851	0.05715	148	109	21	18
991	Wait. I’m just warming up.	1.3851	0.05210	148	103	33	12
992	My opponent tries to make it sound as if it's me against the world.	1.3851	0.05143	161	114	32	15
993	The speaker on global warming needs no introduction.	1.3851	0.04831	161	110	40	11
994	This clearly proves that the U.S.A is moving to the left.	1.3846	0.05167	130	87	36	7
995	What do you mean, "I'll be fine, it's you guys that are screwed"? Is that a threat or a promise?	1.3846	0.05337	143	100	31	12
996	Please, what do YOU know about climate change?	1.3846	0.05393	130	89	32	9
997	Your Western Hemisphere bias is so blatant and obvious.	1.3846	0.04955	143	96	39	8
998	Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego!	1.3846	0.05609	130	91	28	11
999	My opponent promises you the world, but don’t believe him.	1.3846	0.05150	143	98	35	10
1000	My opponent plays the victim card after every environmental disaster.	1.3846	0.05502	130	90	30	10
1001	And I challenge my opponent to provide evidence that he is actually getting warmer.	1.3841	0.05220	151	106	32	13
1002	As is typical, my opponent remains conspicuously silent on the issue of climate change.	1.3841	0.05376	138	96	31	11
1003	My opponent is obviously a globalist of the worst kind!	1.3841	0.05277	138	95	33	10
1004	This has been blown way out of proportion.	1.3841	0.05474	138	97	29	12
1005	My opponent denies that he is a globalist...….	1.3841	0.05474	138	97	29	12
1006	Stop! You are clearly ignoring the gravity of the situation!	1.3837	0.04761	172	119	40	13
1007	I'll show you exactly what on Earth I am talking about.	1.3836	0.05110	159	112	33	14
1008	Wait a second. If you're here, then where's...	1.3836	0.05339	159	115	27	17
1009	That's a circular argument!	1.3836	0.05258	146	102	32	12
1010	Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a rousing apology to the world's most prominent authority on climate change.	1.3836	0.05521	146	105	26	15
1011	You know, we've had hours of debate about climate change. I think I'll let the world speak for itself.	1.3836	0.05167	146	101	34	11
1012	Perhaps my opponent would like to comment on the deadly magma it has been covering up for ages.	1.3836	0.05521	146	105	26	15
1013	Let me finish ! You had more the 4 billion years to develop your arguments	1.3836	0.05434	146	104	28	14
1014	Clearly, my opponent has a globalist bias.	1.3835	0.05620	133	94	27	12
1015	“And I say that there are NO planets with intelligent life.	1.3835	0.05413	133	92	31	10
1016	... He'll never bring jobs to Smallville. My opponent only thinks globally.	1.3833	0.05939	120	85	24	11
1017	What on Earth is going on...?	1.3831	0.05146	154	108	33	13
1018	You think I'm angry now? I'm just getting warmed up.	1.3831	0.05228	154	109	31	14
1019	SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE THE WORLD OR ME?	1.3830	0.05099	141	96	36	9
1020	One thing I'll say about my opponent. He's very down to Earth	1.3830	0.05664	141	102	24	15
1021	And now speaking AGAINST the Flat Earth theory.....	1.3828	0.05448	128	88	31	9
1022	My opponent has a limited world view.	1.3827	0.04645	162	109	44	9
1023	And how do you propose to pay for this "universal " health care?	1.3826	0.05998	115	81	24	10
1024	This debate is pointless. It feels like there’s an ocean between us.	1.3826	0.05003	149	102	37	10
1025	Please hold on until I can get the other half's opinion.	1.3824	0.05626	136	97	26	13
1026	The representative of the Flat Earth Society yields.	1.3824	0.05429	136	95	30	11
1027	Don't stand there and play the victim to me.	1.3824	0.05012	136	91	38	7
1028	Every disaster we've ever had is on you!	1.3822	0.04993	157	109	36	12
1029	Can we please have a debate where you don't completely take over the stage!?	1.3821	0.05945	123	88	23	12
1030	I know you collided with other planets.	1.3819	0.05661	144	105	23	16
1031	Why on earth would you say that?	1.3819	0.05307	144	101	31	12
1032	We will pick up with our lecture about Asia in about 16 hours.	1.3817	0.05781	131	94	24	13
1033	There you globe again . . .	1.3816	0.05275	152	108	30	14
1034	What does this guy know about global warming?	1.3813	0.05246	139	96	33	10
1035	Not only is my opponent a liberal, she is also under the delusion that she is not flat.	1.3813	0.05441	139	98	29	12
1036	The whole world may be against me, but I'm telling you, I'm right.	1.3813	0.05441	139	98	29	12
1037	I strongly disgree with my opponent's world view.	1.3813	0.05345	139	97	31	11
1038	Is this your good side?	1.3813	0.05345	139	97	31	11
1039	As you can see, my opponent has a completely different world view...	1.3813	0.05006	160	112	35	13
1040	I’d like to speak for the eastern hemisphere...	1.3810	0.05138	147	102	34	11
1041	I am getting heated?	1.3806	0.05200	155	110	31	14
1042	And with all due respect, what in the world would you know about it?	1.3806	0.04867	155	106	39	10
1043	This debate is going nowhere — the Earth can’t demand we be replaced by a more intelligent species.	1.3806	0.05585	134	95	27	12
1044	Unlike my opponent, I can promise I will never change my position.	1.3806	0.05585	134	95	27	12
1045	So you continue to refuse to acknowledge your ties to the Sun...	1.3804	0.05237	163	118	28	17
1046	And my opponent here is going to promise you the world!	1.3803	0.04970	142	96	38	8
1047	There's another side of her that most of you have never seen!	1.3803	0.05630	142	103	24	15
1048	She constantly pivots.	1.3803	0.05263	142	99	32	11
1049	And then we'll extend the wall from Sishmaref to Santiago and the Eskimos will pay for it.	1.3803	0.05541	142	102	26	14
1050	Stop complaining about your issues. The world doesn't revolve around you.	1.3800	0.05239	150	106	31	13
1051	Clearly, my esteemed colleague has no legs to stand on.	1.3800	0.04885	150	102	39	9
1052	And a round of applause for Earth stepping in last minute for Pluto at this year's planet summit.	1.3798	0.05844	129	93	23	13
1053	Though he scored some rhetorical points, Morris was no match for his opponent in the Flat Earth Society Debate.	1.3796	0.05781	137	100	22	15
1054	Is threatening me with my extinction really the best you can do?	1.3796	0.05296	137	95	32	10
1055	Please proceed, Mother Earth, you have five minutes to rebut Mr. Trump.	1.3795	0.04949	166	117	35	14
1056	Mother I'm not going to get into a debate with you.	1.3791	0.05246	153	109	30	14
1057	Ok, let's talk about the millions of elephants in the room...	1.3791	0.05080	153	107	34	12
1058	Sometimes I feel like it's me versus the world up here!	1.3791	0.05080	153	107	34	12
1059	No one's listening to you.	1.3791	0.04995	153	106	36	11
1060	Do you ever feel like the world is closing in on you?	1.3791	0.04908	153	105	38	10
1061	I'm a little confused about where you and I stand.	1.3791	0.05164	153	108	32	13
1062	Is it me, or is it getting warmer in here?	1.3790	0.05793	124	88	25	11
1063	And once again you are exaggerating your own importance in this debate on the future of Humankind!	1.3788	0.05539	132	93	28	11
1064	Reports that my opponent is heating up in the poles are ‘fake news.’	1.3786	0.05865	140	104	19	17
1065	Enough of your global perspective.	1.3786	0.05313	140	98	31	11
1066	But what gives my opponent the right to think he's speaking for everyone on this issue?	1.3786	0.05313	140	98	31	11
1067	What more evidence do you need that my opponent doesn't have a point?!	1.3786	0.05503	140	100	27	13
1068	And now let's hear from my opponent... a supposed expert on global warming.	1.3786	0.05216	140	97	33	10
1069	My opponent, as usual, is trying to put a positive spin on the issue.	1.3784	0.05110	148	103	34	11
1070	From where I’m standing, you still look pretty flat.	1.3784	0.05287	148	105	30	13
1071	You say you're warming. Well, you don't look so hot to me!	1.3784	0.05287	148	105	30	13
1072	Certainly a speaker that should need no introduction, however ...	1.3784	0.05110	148	103	34	11
1073	Don't worry - I have asked them to turn the AC up!	1.3780	0.05582	127	89	28	10
1074	...and the United Nations will pay for the fence.	1.3778	0.05746	135	98	23	14
1075	As we all know now, my opponent takes a world view.	1.3778	0.05348	135	94	31	10
1076	You're only half right."	1.3778	0.05450	135	95	29	11
1077	Well, one thing my distinguished opponent and I agree on is that it is too warm in here.	1.3776	0.04943	143	97	38	8
1078	No matter how cheerful you sound today, we know that you have a dark side as well.	1.3776	0.05233	143	100	32	11
1079	As a matter of fact, I am right and the whole world is wrong!	1.3772	0.04925	167	118	35	14
1080	All this stage is a world.	1.3772	0.04925	167	118	35	14
1081	The climate of these debates sure is changing.	1.3768	0.05364	138	97	30	11
1082	...and my opponent continues to insist that global warming is real.	1.3767	0.05424	146	105	27	14
1083	Is Atlas still in the green room?	1.3767	0.05247	146	103	31	12
1084	On the contrary, I do think you should revolve around me!	1.3767	0.05156	146	102	33	11
1085	Folks, are you hearing this spin?	1.3767	0.04873	146	99	39	8
1086	You are too polarizing!	1.3766	0.05053	154	108	34	12
1087	Don't turn this around on me, YOU were the one with oil in the first place.	1.3765	0.04955	162	114	35	13
1088	...because we’re Americans and we don’t care if the whole world disagrees!	1.3765	0.05182	162	117	29	16
1089	And with his other face he kisses up to Russia.	1.3765	0.04955	162	114	35	13
1090	”...And our next guest is hotter than ever...	1.3759	0.05471	141	101	27	13
1091	Please stop with your spin.	1.3759	0.05282	141	99	31	11
1092	I’m not going to make my opponent’s age an issue in this campaign.	1.3759	0.04779	141	94	41	6
1093	Oh . So now she’s going to pull the old Earth card.	1.3759	0.05742	141	104	21	16
1094	I too am a globalist.	1.3758	0.04807	149	101	40	8
1095	And YOU need to stop circling around the issue here!	1.3758	0.05257	149	106	30	13
1096	I know my opponent thinks the world of itself...	1.3758	0.05427	149	108	26	15
1097	Atlas ... Atlas? We can't hear you down there. Can't you get closer to the mike?	1.3758	0.05082	149	104	34	11
1098	And are the allegations true that you have taken explicit, unauthorized pictures of Uranus?	1.3758	0.05224	157	113	29	15
1099	Next, you'll deny you're a globalist.	1.3758	0.04814	165	115	38	12
1100	I want to thank you again for the chance to co-host this Flat Earth Society conference.	1.3750	0.05212	136	94	33	9
1101	Now maybe you can explain what happened to Atlas your biggest supporter	1.3750	0.05212	136	94	33	9
1102	And what experience do you have?	1.3750	0.04836	160	111	38	11
1103	My opponent is hiding behind a global warming agenda!	1.3750	0.04923	152	105	37	10
1104	Folks, sometimes it's easy to feel like it's you versus the whole world.	1.3750	0.04915	144	98	38	8
1105	I find my challenger's Earth First campaign to be nothing more than thinly veiled self-serving platform.	1.3750	0.05109	144	100	34	10
1106	And now to update us on the real news about global warming is Mother Earth!	1.3750	0.05434	128	89	30	9
1107	And here to give us the big picture is...	1.3750	0.04671	160	109	42	9
1108	"And now, taking the position that climate change is real..."	1.3750	0.05265	152	109	29	14
1109	As a Flat Earther, I refuse to believe your "science" and my own eyes.	1.3750	0.04827	168	118	37	13
1110	My opponent acts as if the moon revolves around her.	1.3742	0.05270	155	112	28	15
1111	To kick off our Global forum today I'd like to introduce our first speaker...	1.3741	0.05036	147	102	35	10
1112	Can you believe SHE is running as a #MeToo candidate?	1.3741	0.05333	139	98	30	11
1113	In conclusion, it is clear my opponent is too worldly to understand the plight of the common man.	1.3740	0.05235	131	90	33	8
1114	It may appear that it's me against the world....	1.3734	0.04876	158	110	37	11
1115	I understand you have serious injuries, but a globe is not a person. Now if you were a corporation, you would have a case.	1.3734	0.05038	158	112	33	13
1116	As soon as the world stepped on stage Jon felt the temperature in the room rise dramatically	1.3734	0.05118	158	113	31	14
1117	Excuse me, but your attitude has completely changed the climate in this room	1.3734	0.05118	158	113	31	14
1118	Please welcome our guest speaker on global warming...	1.3733	0.05397	150	109	26	15
1119	What on Earth did you just say?	1.3733	0.05142	150	106	32	12
1120	No - let me tell you the gravity of the situation	1.3733	0.05054	150	105	34	11
1121	Like I've been saying all along, it's me against the world!	1.3733	0.05054	150	105	34	11
1122	And now, it's just 'me' against the world!	1.3732	0.05438	142	102	27	13
1123	My opponent acts like the world revolves around him... oh."	1.3732	0.05252	142	100	31	11
1124	Back off, I'm warming you.	1.3732	0.05530	142	103	25	14
1125	Turn sideways so we can see if you’re really round	1.3732	0.05619	142	104	23	15
1126	I have recently uncovered a sibling of my opponent that he refuses to acknowledge. Pluto, come on out here….	1.3731	0.05471	134	95	28	11
1127	Of course I can hear you, but I don't believe you!	1.3731	0.05471	134	95	28	11
1128	Don't feign nationalist priorities when you are so obviously a globalist!	1.3730	0.05253	126	86	33	7
1129	One more globalist?	1.3730	0.05373	126	87	31	8
1130	NO - the whole world is NOT a stage	1.3725	0.05477	153	113	23	17
1131	Unfortunately, this simulation developed a fatal virus called Homo Sapiens.	1.3725	0.05555	153	114	21	18
1132	Unlike you, I can't speak for everybody.	1.3725	0.05069	153	108	33	12
1133	Your isthmus is showing!	1.3724	0.05080	145	101	34	10
1134	Hold on folks, she's just getting warmed up.	1.3724	0.05174	145	102	32	11
1135	Looks like we're going to need a bigger wall!	1.3724	0.05532	145	106	24	15
1136	Why are you even running? You won't be around for much longer!	1.3721	0.05726	129	93	24	12
1137	And now a speech about Global Warming from the only opinion that counts.	1.3721	0.05934	129	95	20	14
1138	Madame speaker, be assured that my opponent will soon reveal another side.	1.3720	0.04670	164	113	41	10
1139	What credentials does my esteemed opponent have regarding climate change?	1.3719	0.05645	121	85	27	9
1140	North America is going to speak on behalf of the world again, huh?	1.3718	0.04831	156	108	38	10
1141	Larry’s worst fears are confirmed that it’s always been him against the world.	1.3718	0.04916	156	109	36	11
1142	You're always shifting your position!	1.3716	0.05188	148	105	31	12
1143	It's not fair I only get 15 minutes. You've had four and a half billion years.	1.3716	0.05276	148	106	29	13
1144	It only looks round!	1.3716	0.05188	148	105	31	12
1145	We have nothing to fear but hemisphere itself!	1.3716	0.05099	148	104	33	11
1146	My opponent would like you to think it’s me against the world	1.3716	0.05362	148	107	27	14
1147	My opponent is well rounded but nevertheless lacks good judgment.	1.3716	0.04821	148	101	39	8
1148	I believe we can find some common ground.	1.3714	0.05104	140	97	34	9
1149	If we were on the radio and not TV, I would be winning this debate!	1.3714	0.04615	175	122	41	12
1150	No, YOU'RE polarizing the issue!	1.3712	0.05313	132	92	31	9
1151	Welcome to the climate change conference. The first to speak is Mother Earth.	1.3712	0.05421	132	93	29	10
1152	Unlike my opponent, I promise to keep my cool.	1.3709	0.04938	151	105	36	10
1153	Our expert on Climate Change will now speak	1.3709	0.05114	151	107	32	12
1154	At times like this, I feel that the whole world is against me.	1.3709	0.04938	151	105	36	10
1155	Now, if you could please rotate, so that I may debate Eurasia.	1.3709	0.04848	151	104	38	9
1156	Warming Schwarming— you’re only having hot flashes!	1.3709	0.05284	151	109	28	14
1157	Stop orbiting the question.	1.3706	0.05407	143	103	27	13
1158	No, Mr. President, I AM the real world.	1.3706	0.05221	143	101	31	11
1159	And please welcome our guest speaker to this annual meeting of the Flat Earth Society	1.3704	0.05335	135	95	30	10
1160	I implore you to take into account the gravity of the situation.	1.3704	0.05335	135	95	30	10
1161	Did it get warmer all of the sudden, or is it just me?	1.3704	0.04945	162	115	34	13
1162	Trust me, I'm just warming up.	1.3701	0.04957	154	108	35	11
1163	Enough with the circular reasoning!	1.3701	0.04871	154	107	37	10
1164	My opponent is a unapologetic globalist!	1.3701	0.05042	154	109	33	12
1165	Well, size isn't everything!	1.3701	0.05126	154	110	31	13
1166	And to all my detractors who say I have no world view.....	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
1167	My opponent thinks the world revolves around him	1.3699	0.05235	146	104	30	12
1168	I know our audience will appreciate the gravity of your situation	1.3699	0.04861	146	100	38	8
1169	Our guest tonight at the Planetary Society needs no introduction...	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
1170	I'd say your connection to South America raises questions of collusion.	1.3699	0.05144	146	103	32	11
1171	My opponent would have you believe the Earth is round.	1.3699	0.05413	146	106	26	14
1172	My opponent is a master of spin: in the last debate he was flat as a pancake.	1.3699	0.04957	146	101	36	9
1173	And now, it is my honor to introduce someone who means the world to me...	1.3697	0.05102	165	120	29	16
1174	Just admit that you're nothing but a shameless globalist!	1.3696	0.05150	138	96	33	9
1175	Nobody knows more about the world than I do.	1.3696	0.05546	138	100	25	13
1176	Unlike my opponent, I speak for more than just half of the world.	1.3696	0.05352	138	98	29	11
1177	Sure, my opponent has a lot of experience in world affairs...	1.3696	0.05352	138	98	29	11
1178	Really? Do you know how many times I shovelled my driveway last winter?	1.3692	0.05365	130	91	30	9
1179	Cool down!	1.3691	0.05500	149	110	23	16
1180	Maybe it's time you took some responsibility for your own well-being.	1.3690	0.04891	168	120	34	14
1181	My opponent is a flip-flopper. Take the magnetic poles, for example.	1.3690	0.04891	168	120	34	14
1182	There she goes with the overheated rhetoric again.	1.3689	0.05607	122	86	27	9
1183	No really, I feel like the world is against me.	1.3688	0.05365	141	101	28	12
1184	Hold on, you’re telling me you’ve never seen ‘An Inconvenient Truth’	1.3688	0.05365	141	101	28	12
1185	And now it's my pleasure to introduce EVERYBODY'S mother!	1.3688	0.05459	141	102	26	13
1186	My opponent is just spinning as usual.	1.3688	0.05365	141	101	28	12
1187	I refuse to sugarcoat facts while my opponent wraps himself in the earth’s mantle, concealing his molten core.	1.3684	0.04999	152	107	34	11
1188	And we at Fox News demand this is a flat disc and not a globe, and if it's not a globe then how can there be 'global warming' eh?	1.3684	0.05418	152	112	24	16
1189	The American people are tired of my opponent’s globalist policies.	1.3684	0.04731	152	104	40	8
1190	Well of course YOU’D be a globalist!	1.3684	0.04822	152	105	38	9
1191	My opponent naively perceives herself as an expert on global climate change.	1.3681	0.04683	163	113	40	10
1192	Clearly my opponent is too worldly.	1.3681	0.05191	144	102	31	11
1193	Unlike my opponent, I will not forget the good people in Hawaii.	1.3681	0.05465	144	105	25	14
1194	I know Atlas, Atlas is a friend of mine, and , you sir, are no Atlas	1.3681	0.05191	144	102	31	11
1195	"I would ask the audience to hold their applause until I've had a chance to introduce everyone."	1.3681	0.05284	144	103	29	12
1196	There you go again...rotating your position."	1.3677	0.05098	155	111	31	13
1197	Hold on just a minute, this has nothing to do with you	1.3676	0.05698	136	100	22	14
1198	Why is it always all about you?!?	1.3676	0.05504	136	98	26	12
1199	How does my opponent KNOW she's not just having another hot flash?	1.3676	0.05302	136	96	30	10
1200	My opponent refuses to debate, claiming that he already represents the entire world.	1.3676	0.05199	136	95	32	9
1201	And you misled the people indicating that you were a small world after all.	1.3673	0.05116	147	104	32	11
1202	Look, I didn't call you a loser, a terrible, very bad planet...maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and far from the biggest. That was fake news and this debate about climate change is over!	1.3673	0.05295	147	106	28	13
1203	Our final climate change panelist has dire warnings.....	1.3673	0.05024	147	103	34	10
1204	What on earth is your point?!?	1.3673	0.05206	147	105	30	12
1205	Like you, I am just warming up...	1.3673	0.05116	147	104	32	11
1206	The last thing we need is another polarizing President.	1.3672	0.05532	128	91	27	10
1207	And what so-called proof do have that the world is not flat?	1.3669	0.05120	139	97	33	9
1208	What makes you think you’re a Global Expert? Fake News!	1.3669	0.05320	139	99	29	11
1209	Now listen--hey, don't you turn your back on me!	1.3669	0.05417	139	100	27	12
1210	You need to see the big picture!	1.3669	0.05221	139	98	31	10
1211	Now take my opponent here, who pretends to speak for the whole world.	1.3667	0.04862	150	104	37	9
1212	Hold on, I didn't interrupt you on the climate change questions.	1.3667	0.04769	150	103	39	8
1213	No, I don't think you look flat.	1.3665	0.05114	161	117	29	15
1214	Nobody cares about your inflated world view!	1.3664	0.05332	131	92	30	9
1215	There are two Americas!	1.3662	0.05045	142	99	34	9
1216	And unlike my opponent, I do not try to be all things to all people.	1.3662	0.05239	142	101	30	11
1217	My opponent likes to tout his worldliness as a strength	1.3662	0.04945	142	98	36	8
1218	I know Neptune. You sir, you're no Neptune.	1.3660	0.04973	153	108	34	11
1219	Our next speaker is internationally known...	1.3660	0.05058	153	109	32	12
1220	My opponent yet again advocates turning his back on Europe."	1.3660	0.05058	153	109	32	12
1221	Next thing you know, he’ ll be mooning me!	1.3660	0.05058	153	109	32	12
1222	Sure, but can you prove you aren't flat?	1.3657	0.05140	134	93	33	8
1223	Our next presenter will provide a worldview on this topic...	1.3657	0.05248	134	94	31	9
1224	No, that podium does not make your look flat.	1.3657	0.05458	134	96	27	11
1225	What makes you think you're the expert on climate change?	1.3655	0.05254	145	104	29	12
1226	Why is every one on your side!?	1.3655	0.04973	145	101	35	9
1227	And now we'll hear the anti flat-earth perspective.	1.3655	0.05254	145	104	29	12
1228	I'm not afraid to take on the world.	1.3654	0.04645	156	107	41	8
1229	Have you ever felt that the whole World was against you?	1.3654	0.04733	156	108	39	9
1230	That's right China, I'm speaking to you. Don't you dare turn your back on me.	1.3654	0.04645	156	107	41	8
1231	You're here to tell me the whole world thinks I have small hands!?!?	1.3651	0.05920	126	93	20	13
1232	...But my opponent is all spin!	1.3650	0.05063	137	95	34	8
1233	"It's obvious that my opponent has a globalist agenda!	1.3650	0.05371	137	98	28	11
1234	Hold on! You'll get your turn.	1.3650	0.05270	137	97	30	10
1235	So, what's your worldview?	1.3650	0.05371	137	98	28	11
1236	See, I told you it was all just spin.	1.3649	0.05351	148	108	26	14
1237	Sure, we used to think you were flat, but that doesn’t make us “stupid.”	1.3649	0.04996	148	104	34	10
1238	Unlike my opponent, I have a global view.	1.3648	0.05002	159	114	32	13
1239	You are clearly biased when it comes to climate change.	1.3647	0.04622	170	119	40	11
1240	I think it’s fair to point out that my opponent is a Globalist.	1.3643	0.05271	129	90	31	8
1241	Our next speaker has a first-hand experience of climate change.	1.3643	0.05712	129	94	23	12
1242	Our next speaker literally means the world to me!	1.3643	0.05288	140	100	29	11
1243	This candidate claims to represent all of you . . .	1.3643	0.04884	140	96	37	7
1244	My opponent will literally turn its back on you. Wait for it. Wait for it.	1.3642	0.04836	151	105	37	9
1245	My opponent happens to be all wet, or at least seventy-one percent.	1.3642	0.05102	151	108	31	12
1246	With all due respect, I think you are taking a very one-sided view of the world.	1.3636	0.04917	143	99	36	8
1247	And I remind my opponent, all politics is local.	1.3636	0.05113	143	101	32	10
1248	And now, here to refute the "flat earth" propoents, I present....	1.3636	0.04946	154	109	34	11
1249	Fine, you can have Florida, but New York stays afloat!	1.3636	0.05116	121	82	34	5
1250	Whoa!... Who do you think you are? My Mother?...	1.3636	0.05505	121	85	28	8
1251	Would you stop spinning for a moment and pay attention!	1.3636	0.05302	143	103	28	12
1252	My opponent clearly thinks he's the center of the universe.	1.3631	0.04808	168	120	35	13
1253	Small world.	1.3631	0.05044	157	113	31	13
1254	Let's talk about your global presence...	1.3630	0.05039	146	103	33	10
1255	Let's see who revolves around who.	1.3630	0.05216	135	95	31	9
1256	And making her final appearance ...	1.3630	0.05911	135	102	17	16
1257	....while my opponent, though very worldly, has a decidedly western view of things.	1.3630	0.05525	135	98	25	12
1258	It may be me against the world, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong!	1.3629	0.05764	124	90	23	11
1259	No need to get so heated.	1.3629	0.05164	124	85	33	6
1260	Can you be more Pacific in your response?	1.3629	0.05649	124	89	25	10
1261	I challenge you to think out of your hemisphere	1.3625	0.04975	160	115	32	13
1262	Atlas, get back here !	1.3624	0.04968	149	105	34	10
1263	Excuse me but I also know a thing or two about climate change.	1.3623	0.05339	138	99	28	11
1264	My opponent’s argument is at least two-thirds under water	1.3623	0.05239	138	98	30	10
1265	Even my opponent is warming to me!	1.3623	0.05137	138	97	32	9
1266	It seems my opponent is overly focused on global issues.	1.3623	0.04926	138	95	36	7
1267	Again, we see my opponent going global when I'm trying to talk specifics...	1.3622	0.05204	127	88	32	7
1268	Who on earth do you think you are?	1.3622	0.05664	127	92	24	11
1269	I'll give you that point. However, ice caps aren't everything.	1.3618	0.04718	152	105	39	8
1270	Many of you scoffed when I promised you the world...	1.3617	0.05539	141	104	23	14
1271	I'm not sure you're grasping the gravity of what I'm saying.	1.3617	0.04856	141	97	37	7
1272	I may have the whole world against me in this debate, but...	1.3617	0.05257	141	101	29	11
1273	Only one of the candidates could truly be described as "well-rounded".	1.3617	0.05352	141	102	27	12
1274	And our next speaker deserves our undivided attention!	1.3617	0.05257	141	101	29	11
1275	I told Atlas not to shrug	1.3615	0.05779	130	96	21	13
1276	What goes around comes around!	1.3615	0.05350	130	92	29	9
1277	Yes, but can you prove you're round?	1.3613	0.05328	155	115	24	16
1278	...a planet that needs no introduction...	1.3613	0.04746	155	108	38	9
1279	I don't care if you're representing seven billion constituents, I deserve equal time.	1.3613	0.04746	155	108	38	9
1280	Yes, ma'am, it does seem to be getting warmer in here.	1.3613	0.05483	155	117	20	18
1281	Yeah?! Well, I'm freezing!	1.3611	0.04510	180	127	41	12
1282	I object to my opponent's description of me as small and insignificant!	1.3611	0.04987	144	101	34	9
1283	There you spin again	1.3611	0.05363	144	105	26	13
1284	He has a dark side that will chill you.	1.3609	0.04480	169	117	43	9
1285	As you can see, the blue wave is coming	1.3609	0.05682	133	98	22	13
1286	Don't think you're going to win this debate by "going global" on me again!	1.3608	0.05097	158	115	29	14
1287	Don't let my opponent fool you. He is a globalist.	1.3608	0.04936	158	113	33	12
1288	I knew Atlas would be a noshow.	1.3605	0.05011	147	104	33	10
1289	I'm detecting a change in the climate of this debate.	1.3605	0.04917	147	103	35	9
1290	I believe you are not seeing the big picture, Sir	1.3603	0.05078	136	95	33	8
1291	What do you mean that humans are a virus that will soon run its course?	1.3603	0.05288	136	97	29	10
1292	Paper covers rock!	1.3603	0.05390	136	98	27	11
1293	Excuse me, but did my opponent just say, “Earth to Mr. Johnson?”	1.3602	0.04870	161	115	34	12
1294	Sheer hubris -- My opponent believes that he represents the whole world!	1.3600	0.05725	125	91	23	11
1295	Pictured above: The first 2020 presidential debate.	1.3600	0.05619	150	114	18	18
1296	And now, for the right hemisphere point of view.	1.3597	0.05306	139	100	28	11
1297	Let me stop you right there.	1.3594	0.05516	128	92	26	10
1298	There you rotate again.	1.3593	0.04896	167	121	32	14
1299	Our core values are fundamentally different	1.3590	0.04543	156	107	42	7
1300	I told you we're trying to turn the heat down. Just be patient.	1.3588	0.05091	131	91	33	7
1301	As usual, my opponent continues to go round in circles.	1.3588	0.05317	131	93	29	9
1302	This is not about you!	1.3586	0.05332	145	106	26	13
1303	As you can see, my opponent is a globalist.	1.3582	0.05233	134	95	30	9
1304	Why blame me? Who created fossil fuels to begin with?	1.3581	0.04890	148	104	35	9
1305	You are fake news, the world is flat.	1.3581	0.05252	148	108	27	13
1306	Lock her up!	1.3581	0.05509	148	111	21	16
1307	She's had her 4.5 billion years.	1.3581	0.05164	148	107	29	12
1308	Earth, please, wait your turn.	1.3581	0.05339	148	109	25	14
1309	In last night's debate, Mr. President repeatedly insisted the whole world was against him.	1.3581	0.05252	148	108	27	13
1310	And what would YOU know about "climate change"?	1.3580	0.04684	162	114	38	10
1311	I’m sick and tired of my opponent’s non-stop spinning.	1.3577	0.05552	123	88	26	9
1312	You are on a roll, but I'll have to stop you here.	1.3577	0.04830	137	94	37	6
1313	It was ever thus -- one man against the world!	1.3577	0.05357	137	99	27	11
1314	I think we should take a break to cool off	1.3577	0.05256	137	98	29	10
1315	Yes.....sometimes I do feel my stance is 'me against the world'!	1.3571	0.05275	140	101	28	11
1316	Our new head of global marketing needs no introduction.	1.3571	0.05347	154	115	23	16
1317	There's a whole other side to you.	1.3571	0.05103	154	112	29	13
1318	That question came out of the blue.	1.3571	0.05076	140	99	32	9
1319	My opponent has the gall to assert that her health is more important than corporate profits	1.3571	0.04974	140	98	34	8
1320	I am afraid that my esteemed opponent and I are worlds apart!	1.3571	0.05176	140	100	30	10
1321	How on earth did you come up with that?	1.3571	0.04974	140	98	34	8
1322	My opponent continues to hide his Russia connections!	1.3571	0.05275	140	101	28	11
1323	This is why I feel the world is always against me!	1.3571	0.05371	140	102	26	12
1324	Hey, don’t get heated with me.	1.3571	0.05686	126	92	23	11
1325	Oh, so you think you can speak for everybody?	1.3571	0.04934	154	110	33	11
1326	My opponent seems to have been crushed by the weight of the world.	1.3571	0.05176	140	100	30	10
1327	You may have more real world experience, but I'm a man of the people.	1.3571	0.04934	154	110	33	11
1328	I hear you, but what does the Eastern Hemisphere have to say?	1.3567	0.04951	157	113	32	12
1329	And now to explain the effects of global warming ....	1.3566	0.05002	143	101	33	9
1330	Where is Atlas when you need him.	1.3566	0.04801	143	99	37	7
1331	Please, the whole world is always against me.	1.3566	0.05382	143	105	25	13
1332	Stop playing the victim card!	1.3562	0.04721	160	113	37	10
1333	I can see my house from here!	1.3562	0.04721	160	113	37	10
1334	Let's stop talking about revolution.	1.3562	0.05389	146	108	24	14
1335	You're flat wrong!	1.3562	0.05119	146	105	30	11
1336	You are so bipolar about climate change!	1.3561	0.05173	132	93	31	8
1337	I have here a sworn statement from a Mr. Atlas that says you have lied about your weight.	1.3561	0.05392	132	95	27	10
1338	My opponent clearly has a planet-sized ego.	1.3561	0.05392	132	95	27	10
1339	Well, I have a different world view!	1.3558	0.04898	163	118	32	13
1340	I don’t understand where you’re coming from!	1.3558	0.04579	163	114	40	9
1341	Enough about you.	1.3558	0.04495	163	113	42	8
1342	Why is nobody asking 'Girthy Earthy' over here about her controversial 'Pangaea Years'?	1.3557	0.05393	149	111	23	15
1343	And more than Utopian, my opponent's demands for a Green New Deal are completely self-interested!	1.3557	0.05046	149	107	31	11
1344	Clearly you cannot believe what you see in front of you, my opponent is flat, and anything else is fake news!	1.3557	0.04955	149	106	33	10
1345	Size matters? Is that all you've got?	1.3557	0.04769	149	104	37	8
1346	And now I let her tell you more about the gravity of the situation.	1.3556	0.05306	135	97	28	10
1347	I have 7.7 billion constituents and counting. What's your base?	1.3556	0.05511	135	99	24	12
1348	"Your oceans are as dirty as your politics! "	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
1349	Is it getting warmer up here, or is it just you?	1.3556	0.04984	135	94	34	7
1350	It's my turn.	1.3556	0.04984	135	94	34	7
1351	Be prepared for a heated debate!	1.3556	0.05201	135	96	30	9
1352	Welcome to the first International meeting of the Flat Earth Society, I would now like to introduce to you our guest speaker...	1.3556	0.05409	135	98	26	11
1353	Our next speaker brings a truly global perspective . . .	1.3556	0.05094	135	95	32	8
1354	I'm not sure you fully comprehend the gravity of this predicament.	1.3556	0.05306	135	97	28	10
1355	I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF YOUR WORLDVIEW	1.3556	0.05511	135	99	24	12
1356	Call me a dwarf planet again and I’ll kick your Australia.	1.3554	0.05733	121	88	23	10
1357	Atlas, your rebuttal. Atlas?	1.3553	0.05148	152	111	28	13
1358	Ladies and gentlemen, when I speak the world listens.	1.3553	0.05148	152	111	28	13
1359	George faced an unexpected challenge to his claim to be the World's best debater.	1.3551	0.05615	138	103	21	14
1360	I promise my turn won't take all day.	1.3550	0.04990	169	125	28	16
1361	I never back down...even when I learned this debate actually was me vs the world!	1.3548	0.05272	124	87	30	7
1362	Our next speaker is the hottest thing right now.	1.3548	0.05317	155	116	23	16
1363	My opponent is not healthy enough to survive her term in office.	1.3546	0.05339	141	103	26	12
1364	If I want to call you my oyster, by God, I'll call you my oyster.	1.3546	0.04945	141	99	34	8
1365	Why doesn't he show his birth certificate?	1.3546	0.05339	141	103	26	12
1366	And now, to kick off our Flat Earth debate...	1.3546	0.05616	141	106	20	15
1367	And as you can see, my opponent wants totally open borders!	1.3543	0.05423	127	91	27	9
1368	Don't everybody talk at once!	1.3543	0.04727	175	127	34	14
1369	Stop whining! You’ll still be here when the rest of us are gone.	1.3543	0.04727	175	127	34	14
1370	My opponent claims to be decisive yet somehow can’t decide on a single language.	1.3542	0.05440	144	107	23	14
1371	Where’s Waldo?	1.3540	0.05016	161	118	29	14
1372	Stop lying! We all know you're flat!	1.3540	0.04778	161	115	35	11
1373	My opponent is older than dirt!	1.3537	0.05181	147	107	28	12
1374	You're blowing this thing way out of proportion!	1.3537	0.05358	147	109	24	14
1375	Sure, but next to Neptune you don't act so tough.	1.3537	0.04808	147	103	36	8
1376	When we promise our students the world, we deliver!	1.3537	0.04637	164	116	38	10
1377	You're missing the big picture.	1.3534	0.05250	133	95	29	9
1378	My hands are not small!	1.3533	0.05279	150	111	25	14
1379	It is a small world after all.	1.3533	0.04743	150	105	37	8
1380	The next speaker is here to warm up the crowd.	1.3533	0.05193	150	110	27	13
1381	Is that all you do? Just spin, spin, spin?	1.3529	0.05376	136	99	26	11
1382	My opponent’s presence belies the gravity of the situation!	1.3529	0.05672	136	102	20	14
1383	There you go again,throwing your weight around.	1.3529	0.04587	153	106	40	7
1384	I personally would like to extend you a warm welcome.	1.3529	0.05119	153	112	28	13
1385	We'll stop there for today, and the Eastern Hemisphere will pick things up where we left off.	1.3529	0.05145	119	82	32	5
1386	Global warming!, what makes you an expert?	1.3526	0.05048	156	114	29	13
1387	Oh let me guess, your position on day light saving has changed... again.	1.3526	0.05048	156	114	29	13
1388	I think the world of my opponent but his argument doesn't hold water.	1.3525	0.05193	139	100	29	10
1389	Of course you can take a bathroom break. You are 70% water.	1.3525	0.05390	139	102	25	12
1390	I've cut taxes for my constituents and eliminated plastic straws. What on earth have you done?	1.3525	0.05092	139	99	31	9
1391	You have been accused of warming! How do you respond?	1.3525	0.05450	122	87	27	8
1392	I might remind you, Sir, that a mere 97% of experts who've studied the matter agree with you	1.3521	0.05307	142	104	26	12
1393	My opponent has shown he is not capable of carrying the weight of the World on his shoulders.	1.3521	0.05307	142	104	26	12
1394	I said “All the world IS a stage” , not on it!	1.3521	0.04916	142	100	34	8
1395	And in a minute, the Eastern Hemisphere’s rebuttal.”	1.3519	0.06074	108	79	20	9
1396	Yes, but you are using the word "round" as if it is a good thing.	1.3517	0.05041	145	104	31	10
1397	Let me remind my friend, all politics is local.	1.3517	0.04847	145	102	35	8
1398	Why, my opponent seems to be warming up to me!	1.3517	0.04945	145	103	33	9
1399	And we can't ignore my opponent's blatant conflict of interest with regards to the issue of climate-change!	1.3517	0.05135	145	105	29	11
1400	OK, now things are going to get heated.	1.3514	0.04684	148	103	38	7
1401	Is it really a matter of such gravity?	1.3514	0.04876	148	105	34	9
1402	Yeah? Well, I’m telling YOU that climate change is a HOAX!	1.3511	0.05518	131	96	24	11
1403	The Earth needs no introduction although some people have apparently forgotten about it.	1.3511	0.05518	131	96	24	11
1404	Has anybody seen Atlas?	1.3511	0.05301	131	94	28	9
1405	America First!	1.3511	0.05189	131	93	30	8
1406	And now the keynote speaker's firsthand account of global warming.	1.3511	0.05518	131	96	24	11
1407	Oh spare me. I took off my Jacket and I'm fine.	1.3510	0.05078	151	110	29	12
1408	If you want to recover from climate change, you first have to admit you have a problem!	1.3510	0.04810	151	107	35	9
1409	I categorically OBJECT to the tactics of my opponent in this flat earth debate!!!	1.3510	0.05249	151	112	25	14
1410	And unlike my opponent I promise to think locally and act purely for personal gain.	1.3510	0.04990	151	109	31	11
1411	Well, I got the popular vote!	1.3509	0.04426	171	120	42	9
1412	And without further ado, a word from our host.	1.3509	0.05009	171	128	26	17
1413	That's just your perspective on global warming!	1.3507	0.04998	134	94	33	7
1414	You'll get your turn when I'm finished	1.3507	0.05324	134	97	27	10
1415	It's just you and me against....oh, wait...	1.3507	0.04998	134	94	33	7
1416	Stop, stop, stop! We don't want to hear from a climate-change radical.	1.3507	0.05631	134	100	21	13
1417	Now, my opponent is gonna try to use “facts” and “science” about climate change to try to scare ya, but it’s fake news, people!	1.3507	0.05324	134	97	27	10
1418	Do you have to globalize everything?	1.3507	0.05324	134	97	27	10
1419	And now--Our next World expert really needs No introduction!	1.3506	0.04834	154	110	34	10
1420	And here to present the other side of the global warming debate ...	1.3504	0.05032	137	97	32	8
1421	While I appreciate your perspective...in the context of the universe, you are really not that relevant.	1.3504	0.05138	137	98	30	9
1422	But where is your birth certificate?	1.3503	0.05020	157	115	29	13
1423	My worthy opponent seems to be living in his own world.	1.3503	0.04938	157	114	31	12
1424	I know there have been reports that my opponent is just warming up, but frankly I haven't seen evidence to support that claim.	1.3503	0.05259	157	118	23	16
1425	Don’t all talk at once!	1.3503	0.05020	157	115	29	13
1426	While my opponent claims to be thinking globally, I believe we can all see a distinctly North American bias.	1.3500	0.04538	160	112	40	8
1427	Who will voters believe - a climate denier like me, or my hysterical opponent	1.3500	0.05357	140	103	25	12
1428	Now Madam Earth, isn't it true you're just perimenopausal and temperatures are expected to return to normal in some years?	1.3500	0.05162	140	101	29	10
1429	Here to speak tonight is Mother Earth... and she is a little disappointed in you.	1.3500	0.04791	160	115	34	11
1430	Can you even name the seven continents?	1.3500	0.05162	140	101	29	10
1431	Yeah, you and who else?	1.3497	0.04370	183	130	42	11
1432	Meanwhile at the UN Climate Change Tribunal: "The Court will now hear victim impact statements"	1.3497	0.05368	143	106	24	13
1433	It’s not a small world after all.	1.3497	0.04988	143	102	32	9
1434	Today's speaker is seeking political asylum.	1.3496	0.05770	123	91	21	11
1435	I am really a much more down-to-earth candidate than my opponent	1.3496	0.05654	123	90	23	10
1436	Open your eyes people! The threat of globalization is real.	1.3496	0.05535	123	89	25	9
1437	As you can see, my opponent is self-inflating.	1.3494	0.04824	166	121	32	13
1438	...."The rest of the world--you have 2 minutes for your rebuttle."	1.3493	0.05287	146	108	25	13
1439	Speak English,please	1.3493	0.05287	146	108	25	13
1440	I firmly disagree that my opponent speaks for everyone.	1.3492	0.05079	126	88	32	6
1441	And to show my sincerity, I'd like to buy my opponent a Coke.	1.3492	0.05997	126	96	16	14
1442	You've already warmed up.	1.3490	0.05122	149	109	28	12
1443	Who in the world are you?	1.3490	0.04942	149	107	32	10
1444	Being in the majority doesn't make you right!	1.3485	0.05043	132	93	32	7
1445	As for my opponent’s more heated perspective . . .	1.3484	0.05226	155	116	24	15
1446	And why should we believe your claims on climate change?	1.3484	0.04631	155	109	38	8
1447	Small wonder you call yourself a Globalist.	1.3484	0.04808	155	111	34	10
1448	As you can see, my visual aid has crushed my debate opponent and his flat earth premise.	1.3484	0.04980	155	113	30	12
1449	Stop! You’re over inflating your importance!	1.3484	0.04980	155	113	30	12
1450	Do not be deceived by my opponent's claims of international experience!	1.3483	0.04591	178	129	36	13
1451	No, you don't speak for the whole world!	1.3481	0.05185	135	97	29	9
1452	I understand that you are the World, but are you the Children?	1.3481	0.05077	135	96	31	8
1453	I was going to mention the state of the planet, but it speaks for itself.	1.3481	0.05291	135	98	27	10
1454	Accept it, you're flat. But here you are, being bipolar	1.3481	0.05595	135	101	21	13
1455	I'll stop addressing you as the pale blue dot when you start addressing me as Dr. Sagan.	1.3481	0.05291	135	98	27	10
1456	In spite of what some may think, this is bigger than me against the world.	1.3481	0.04483	158	110	41	7
1457	I have to say at this point that I feel threatened	1.3478	0.05002	138	98	32	8
1458	Oh, sure... my opponent looks cool and international on the surface. But underneath, seethes a core of molten magma.	1.3478	0.04847	161	117	32	12
1459	Oh great, another critic on climate change	1.3478	0.05005	161	119	28	14
1460	My opponent, here, wants you to believe in something she calls, 'scientific consensus'	1.3478	0.05209	138	100	28	10
1461	If my opponent thinks I'll get pulled into their orbit, they've got another thing coming.	1.3478	0.05107	138	99	30	9
1462	Everything my opponent says about climate change is fake news.	1.3478	0.04847	161	117	32	12
1463	There you go again, always spinning in favor of the globalist agenda.	1.3478	0.05209	138	100	28	10
1464	My turn - your turn went a full day.	1.3476	0.05013	164	122	27	15
1465	Our guest may be unfamiliar to some of you....	1.3475	0.05131	141	102	29	10
1466	Let's give a warm Mars style welcome to our dear old friend, Earth.	1.3475	0.05031	141	101	31	9
1467	I think the world of my opponent, but...	1.3475	0.04826	141	99	35	7
1468	It only looks like it’s me against the world	1.3475	0.05031	141	101	31	9
1469	No, no. You've had your turn.	1.3473	0.04647	167	120	36	11
1470	While I appreciate the global perspective, we still need a wall.	1.3473	0.04647	167	120	36	11
1471	You know what they say about planets with small polar ice caps...	1.3472	0.04959	144	103	32	9
1472	You're getting too heated.	1.3472	0.04860	144	102	34	8
1473	Your time is up.	1.3469	0.04695	147	103	37	7
1474	The world will try to tell you otherwise, but I’m here to tell you...	1.3469	0.05431	147	111	21	15
1475	My opponent lacks gravity.	1.3469	0.05076	147	107	29	11
1476	Bob felt like the whole world was against him.	1.3467	0.04914	150	108	32	10
1477	I'm not going to debate it with half the world	1.3467	0.04633	150	105	38	7
1478	While I think the world of my opponent...	1.3467	0.04633	150	105	38	7
1479	My opponent lacks a solid core.	1.3467	0.05004	150	109	30	11
1480	Yeah? Well my opponent was once involved in a big bang, too!	1.3467	0.05180	150	111	26	13
1481	Of course my opponent backs the Green New Deal, she’s a globalist.	1.3465	0.05405	127	92	26	9
1482	What would my opponent know about climate change?!"	1.3464	0.04847	153	110	33	10
1483	I still say you are flat	1.3462	0.05035	156	115	28	13
1484	Let me start by just saying, you've always meant the world to me.	1.3459	0.04886	159	116	31	12
1485	Shame! My opponent voted against Pluto staying in the Solar System!	1.3459	0.05011	133	94	32	7
1486	I would challenge my opponent to pick a hemisphere.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1487	Unlike my opponent, I'll resist taking such a polarizing position.	1.3456	0.05153	136	98	29	9
1488	Consider this your global warning!	1.3456	0.05461	136	101	23	12
1489	And speaking of global affairs...	1.3456	0.05046	136	97	31	8
1490	well, it doesn't feel warm in here to me!	1.3453	0.04972	139	99	32	8
1491	Let the World speak for itself.	1.3453	0.05178	139	101	28	10
1492	America, sir, will not let globalism crush our dreams.	1.3453	0.05277	139	102	26	11
1493	You heard the moderator, your time is up. And if I'm voted into office, I'll make sure of it!	1.3451	0.04798	142	100	35	7
1494	I assert that my opponent is clearly out of its orbit!	1.3451	0.05002	142	102	31	9
1495	Typical globalist!	1.3451	0.04693	142	99	37	6
1496	I just think we have differing world views	1.3451	0.04901	142	101	33	8
1497	All of the white space was once habitable.	1.3451	0.04693	142	99	37	6
1498	...In contrast, my opponent thinks the world of himself.	1.3451	0.05002	142	102	31	9
1499	That's circular reasoning...You keep going around and around and around.	1.3448	0.04930	145	104	32	9
1500	How can I debate you? You've come 180 degrees on your argument.	1.3448	0.05027	145	105	30	10
1501	Whew, someone’s got a terrible gas problem.	1.3446	0.05138	148	109	27	12
1502	Wait a second! When I elected to take on the Global Challenge, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.3446	0.05138	148	109	27	12
1503	Now my next statement may send you into orbit...	1.3446	0.05314	148	111	23	14
1504	Oh, now you're warming up to me?	1.3446	0.04766	148	105	35	8
1505	It gives me great pleasure to introduce the English-speaking world!"	1.3443	0.05909	122	92	18	12
1506	you‘ve had all the time in the world to make your point, now it’s my turn	1.3442	0.04732	154	110	35	9
1507	I understand your position, but no need to get heated!	1.3440	0.05341	125	90	27	8
1508	Stop playing the global warming card.	1.3439	0.04757	157	113	34	10
1509	Actually, there are five Great Lakes.	1.3439	0.05089	157	117	26	14
1510	Don't deny you're a globalist.	1.3438	0.04696	160	115	35	10
1511	I apologize for my opponent's behavior, he's getting very heated.	1.3438	0.04525	160	113	39	8
1512	Indeed, it is a small world after all.	1.3436	0.04717	163	118	34	11
1513	Hold it, don’t everybody speak up at once!!	1.3435	0.05607	131	98	21	12
1514	Unfortunately, our guest speaker, Atlas, was hospitalized with a neck injury.	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
1515	Things may seem dark right now, but I’m certain you’ll turn it around!	1.3435	0.05394	131	96	25	10
1516	...and pay no heed to my opponent who is clearly a globalist.	1.3433	0.05715	134	102	18	14
1517	How on earth did you get in here?	1.3431	0.05327	137	101	25	11
1518	My worthy opponent's global ambitions won't fix the potholes in our city.	1.3431	0.05225	137	100	27	10
1519	Going once, going twice...	1.3429	0.05046	140	101	30	9
1520	And I ask you, who created those fossil fuels?	1.3429	0.04943	140	100	32	8
1521	But if you're here, what planet are we on? None of this adds up!	1.3427	0.05354	143	107	23	13
1522	I will not be intimidated by my opponent.	1.3427	0.04770	143	101	35	7
1523	Today the President will put an end to the fake news that he does not know the names of the continents.	1.3427	0.04770	143	101	35	7
1524	The Flat Earth Society begs to differ.	1.3427	0.05167	143	105	27	11
1525	I don't believe in global warming and won't be bullied by someone much larger than me.	1.3427	0.05071	143	104	29	10
1526	Well, that's your opinion.	1.3427	0.05071	143	104	29	10
1527	Enough with your global elitist spin!	1.3427	0.05354	143	107	23	13
1528	I thought you were bigger.	1.3427	0.05261	143	106	25	12
1529	This is so fake, folks. He's actually very, very flat!	1.3425	0.05183	146	108	26	12
1530	Hi Mom !	1.3425	0.05183	146	108	26	12
1531	And now, our world-renowned expert on world climate change.	1.3425	0.04998	146	106	30	10
1532	My opponent talks big, but hides half of his true self.	1.3423	0.04643	149	105	37	7
1533	I said you're incompetent, not 'incontinent.'	1.3421	0.05122	152	113	26	13
1534	Chill, Dude!	1.3421	0.05122	152	113	26	13
1535	Well, I act locally!	1.3421	0.04677	152	108	36	8
1536	I'm the only candidate prepared to take on the world!	1.3421	0.04389	152	105	42	5
1537	'I'm sorry, but us flat earthers need more conclusive proof.'	1.3421	0.04769	152	109	34	9
1538	Can you move a little more to the right, you are blocking the air-conditioner.	1.3418	0.05061	158	118	26	14
1539	Stop turning to the audience and answer me!	1.3417	0.05736	120	89	21	10
1540	It’s pretty much has always been me against the world. This debate however, takes it to a whole new level.	1.3416	0.04671	161	116	35	10
1541	Another expert on global warming.	1.3416	0.05221	161	123	21	17
1542	. . . . and I have been authorized to speak on behalf of the other seven planets about their experiences with ignoring climate change."	1.3416	0.04754	161	117	33	11
1543	As you can see, this new technology brings the world closer.	1.3413	0.05423	126	92	25	9
1544	There’s an ocean of difference between my views and those of my opponent.	1.3411	0.05447	129	95	24	10
1545	. . .and you sir are no Pangea!	1.3411	0.05220	129	93	28	8
1546	Now, first up -- speaking for the ozone layer.	1.3411	0.05103	129	92	30	7
1547	I'm a politician, dammit. I don't have to listen to you.	1.3409	0.05673	132	100	19	13
1548	On second thought, warming up before the debate is entirely optional.	1.3409	0.05139	132	95	29	8
1549	And here to talk about the global economy...	1.3409	0.05025	132	94	31	7
1550	Where’s Hawaii?	1.3409	0.05359	132	97	25	10
1551	Following Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot success, Ed misjudged his Ted Talk audience	1.3407	0.04950	135	96	32	7
1552	There is literally a world of difference between us.	1.3406	0.05091	138	100	29	9
1553	My opponent over here seems to be getting a little heated!	1.3406	0.05091	138	100	29	9
1554	The whole world is against me in this debate!	1.3406	0.04986	138	99	31	8
1555	So I ask you, what qualifies my opponent to speak on world problem.?	1.3404	0.05214	141	104	26	11
1556	The title is "What goes around, comes around."	1.3404	0.05405	141	106	22	13
1557	Ok ok, it's not a hoax	1.3404	0.05016	141	102	30	9
1558	No one wants to hear your environmental claptrap.	1.3403	0.05041	144	105	29	10
1559	Even though the whole world is against me, I'm undaunted!	1.3401	0.05062	147	108	28	11
1560	As I was saying, I've always felt like it's me against the world	1.3401	0.05153	147	109	26	12
1561	This is THE conference on climate change! You can’t just roll in here and expect a seat at the table!	1.3401	0.05243	147	110	24	13
1562	As you can see, my opponent is the very image of an unrepentant globalist.	1.3401	0.05153	147	109	26	12
1563	I'll gladly address all your issues, but only once you tell me how you got into this building.	1.3401	0.04679	147	104	36	7
1564	This is what it’s come to, since none of you will listen to the scientists.	1.3401	0.05243	147	110	24	13
1565	You expect me to debate the world?	1.3401	0.04778	147	105	34	8
1566	We've been talking about it long enough. Now is the time to let the planet speak for itself.	1.3401	0.05062	147	108	28	11
1567	Despite my opponent's outlandish claims and bizarre histrionics, my belief in a flat earth is stronger than ever...	1.3401	0.05153	147	109	26	12
1568	What we need is a "world view," my opponent clearly does not have that.	1.3400	0.04714	150	107	35	8
1569	Stop right there! We booked the Eastern Hemisphere to speak tonight!	1.3400	0.04900	150	109	31	10
1570	Is it just me, or is it hot in here?	1.3400	0.04520	150	105	39	6
1571	'"My opponent is trapped in circular reasoning!"	1.3399	0.04921	153	112	30	11
1572	From now on, we will hear the testimony of the victim of global warming.	1.3397	0.04939	156	115	29	12
1573	I'm right and the world is wrong	1.3397	0.05022	156	116	27	13
1574	Quit complaining, we’re all hot in here”.	1.3396	0.04707	159	115	34	10
1575	I can't take this. Make the world go away.	1.3395	0.04888	162	120	29	13
1576	You can't handle the heat!	1.3395	0.05118	162	123	23	16
1577	My opponent would have you believe global warming is real!	1.3395	0.04888	162	120	29	13
1578	You don't understand the global implications.	1.3388	0.05190	121	86	29	6
1579	And we are supposed to just take your word that global warming is real?	1.3387	0.05107	124	88	30	6
1580	Closing arguments will be three minutes, except for earth, who will have eternity.	1.3387	0.05357	124	90	26	8
1581	This is only 1/2 of the story	1.3387	0.04977	124	87	32	5
1582	I yield to my opponent who would like us all to go somewhere else.	1.3385	0.05186	130	94	28	8
1583	I got it, it's me against the world.	1.3385	0.05411	130	96	24	10
1584	You shouldn't allow yourself to get so heated!	1.3383	0.05106	133	96	29	8
1585	You don’t intimidate me, you’re mostly water weight	1.3383	0.05217	133	97	27	9
1586	I don’t care if the whole world is against me, I do not believe in global warming!	1.3383	0.05431	133	99	23	11
1587	You made your point, but what does the other half of the world have to say?	1.3382	0.05029	136	98	30	8
1588	Our next speaker is out of this world.	1.3382	0.05445	136	102	22	12
1589	I'm sure our next guest needs no introduction	1.3382	0.05029	136	98	30	8
1590	It’s me against the world in 2020.	1.3382	0.05344	136	101	24	11
1591	Our next speaker claims to be quite the expert on climate change...	1.3382	0.04808	136	96	34	6
1592	Earth: #MeToo	1.3381	0.05262	139	103	25	11
1593	Hey, I can see my house from here!	1.3380	0.04986	142	103	30	9
1594	I have a certain global perspective that the other candidates don't.	1.3380	0.05464	142	108	20	14
1595	‘What on earth..??’	1.3380	0.04885	142	102	32	8
1596	Our next speaker will dispel the flat earth myth.	1.3380	0.05278	142	106	24	12
1597	Read my lips: No new axes!	1.3379	0.05290	145	109	23	13
1598	And now, a word from our Mother.	1.3379	0.04915	145	105	31	9
1599	My opponent would have you believe that she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders....	1.3379	0.04817	145	104	33	8
1600	I know an occident waiting to happen when I see one.	1.3378	0.04751	148	106	34	8
1601	We could finally get rid of daylight saving time if you would stop your tilting.	1.3378	0.04941	148	108	30	10
1602	Like my opponent,I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders.	1.3378	0.05212	148	111	24	13
1603	My opponent’s world view is inflated.	1.3378	0.04941	148	108	30	10
1604	Could you move the microphone further from D.C? Thanks.	1.3377	0.04688	151	108	35	8
1605	No, all the world is not on stage!	1.3377	0.04962	151	111	29	11
1606	You may have the world behind you, but I have the money.	1.3377	0.04593	151	107	37	7
1607	And here’s my opponent who just rolled in to give you some really bad news.	1.3377	0.04980	154	114	28	12
1608	My opponent would like you to be believe he is somehow more worldly than you or I	1.3377	0.04534	154	109	38	7
1609	Don’t bring my sun into this.	1.3377	0.04894	154	113	30	11
1610	If Fox says you're flat, you're flat.	1.3376	0.04913	157	116	29	12
1611	What was it like coming out as Gaia?	1.3375	0.04928	160	119	28	13
1612	My opponent likes to put the spin on just about every position.	1.3375	0.05007	160	120	26	14
1613	Sorry, I think we have more pressing matters to discuss than your personal health.	1.3374	0.04371	163	115	41	7
1614	Despite the evidence before me, I still maintain my opponent is flat.	1.3374	0.04940	163	122	27	14
1615	Will you please do me a favor and stop rotating, you're making me dizzy.	1.3360	0.05199	125	90	28	7
1616	Nobody does global politics better than me. No one.	1.3359	0.05266	131	96	26	9
1617	So what? MY earth is much, much bigger!	1.3358	0.05074	134	97	29	8
1618	You get your climate under control. Then we'll talk.	1.3358	0.04890	137	98	32	7
1619	Only a closeted socialist would believe my opponent "supports life as we know it"	1.3357	0.04926	140	101	31	8
1620	So,as you can see,"me against the world" was NOT hyperbole as my opponent has claimed.	1.3357	0.05230	140	104	25	11
1621	Sooo...trying to intimidate me on a global scale, eh?	1.3357	0.04926	140	101	31	8
1622	I'm here to remind you that America is not the world.	1.3357	0.05029	140	102	29	9
1623	Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce MotherEarth on her Farewell Tour	1.3357	0.05230	140	104	25	11
1624	This is not what I meant by a worldwide debate!	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
1625	It's true - the internet does make the world smaller	1.3357	0.04957	143	104	30	9
1626	My opponent promises the world but don't be fooled by cheap parlor tricks.	1.3356	0.05169	146	109	25	12
1627	As you can plainly see, the Chinese are behind this!	1.3356	0.04982	146	107	29	10
1628	Oops, we seem to have lost Atlas.	1.3356	0.05348	146	111	21	14
1629	And you think you're better suited to deal with the problems of the world?	1.3356	0.04627	149	106	36	7
1630	Why yes, it is warm in here.	1.3356	0.05004	149	110	28	11
1631	I'm just getting warmed up	1.3355	0.04935	152	112	29	11
1632	Could you turn around to show you’re actually round?	1.3355	0.05022	152	113	27	12
1633	I say, release those so-called evolutionary records, Madame!	1.3355	0.04935	152	112	29	11
1634	Senator, I lived on Mother Earth. I knew Mother Earth. Mother Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Mother Earth!	1.3355	0.04953	155	115	28	12
1635	He’s got the whole world on his stand.	1.3355	0.04868	155	114	30	11
1636	This is hardly what I had in mind when I agreed to debate a globalist!	1.3355	0.04692	155	112	34	9
1637	And now for the "climate change isn't real" rebuttal.....	1.3355	0.05119	155	117	24	14
1638	You are a hoax. Everyone knows you’re flat.	1.3354	0.04740	161	118	32	11
1639	Your plan is all about YOU, isn't it? You say, 'My air is dirty. My water is polluted. My animals are dying!' I say Americans are tired of narcissistic politicians!	1.3354	0.04902	161	120	28	13
1640	My very, very brilliant scientists, and they’re like really smart, are telling me that the Trump Administration is a hoax, okay?	1.3354	0.04980	161	121	26	14
1641	Absolutely! But I could give you a better answer if your question was a little more Pacific.	1.3354	0.04518	164	118	37	9
1642	Wait, one at a time.	1.3354	0.04680	164	120	33	11
1643	You're just here for the air conditioning.	1.3353	0.04789	170	127	29	14
1644	Trumps Ted Talk on Global Warming... "We've got a Earth, a big big Earth, the biggest Earth that Earth has ever seen"	1.3333	0.05285	126	92	26	8
1645	Unlike my opponent I speak for the one percent	1.3333	0.05099	141	104	27	10
1646	On this issue, I'm sure my opponent, like all Progressives, will claim to speak for the World.	1.3333	0.04954	147	108	29	10
1647	Please stop overstating what you bring to the table.	1.3333	0.05151	135	99	27	9
1648	Your perspective is way off.	1.3333	0.04963	129	92	31	6
1649	I believe my opponent is involved in a global conspiracy!	1.3333	0.05079	153	115	25	13
1650	It's getting a little warm in here.	1.3333	0.04968	138	100	30	8
1651	And just how is it our fault that you run hot and cold?	1.3333	0.05248	123	89	27	7
1652	Do not be fooled by appearances! My opponent only seems to be down-to-earth.	1.3333	0.05754	129	99	17	13
1653	Getting a little heated, are we?	1.3333	0.04859	147	107	31	9
1654	The Democratic field is crowded.	1.3333	0.05316	129	95	25	9
1655	My opponent would have you believe he is round	1.3333	0.05389	141	107	21	13
1656	Global warming? What planet are you from?	1.3333	0.05593	120	89	22	9
1657	I can tell from that last comment that you’re getting a bit heated.	1.3333	0.05074	138	101	28	9
1658	The white areas are recent Facebook outages. Next side, please.	1.3333	0.04976	150	111	28	11
1659	Empirical evidence aside, you're flat.	1.3333	0.05323	150	115	20	15
1660	Now my opponent here claims global warming is real.	1.3333	0.05074	138	101	28	9
1661	You look fine to me.	1.3333	0.04818	135	96	33	6
1662	My opponent is full of hot air.	1.3333	0.05294	141	106	23	12
1663	With absolutely NO academic or scientific credentials, how can you stand there and tell us global warming is real?!	1.3333	0.05374	123	90	25	8
1664	Nobody has ever been more round than I am, that I can tell you.	1.3333	0.04751	138	98	34	6
1665	Senator, I served with Neptune. I knew Neptune. Neptune was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Neptune.	1.3333	0.04885	150	110	30	10
1666	And our keynote speaker is the late great planet earth.	1.3333	0.04976	150	111	28	11
1667	Atlas has left the building!	1.3333	0.05083	129	93	29	7
1668	Sure, my opponent seems American. But he hides an insidious socialist secret behind his back.	1.3333	0.04954	147	108	29	10
1669	We both read 'Atlas Shrugged', but one of us took it too literally.	1.3333	0.04999	141	103	29	9
1670	I apologize, no reason to get hot.	1.3333	0.05201	129	94	27	8
1671	And I disagree with your world view!	1.3333	0.04796	162	120	30	12
1672	You don’t speak for all of us!	1.3333	0.05151	135	99	27	9
1673	I am sick and tired of people speaking for the Earth- Let the Earth speak for herself!	1.3333	0.04755	156	114	32	10
1674	… while my opponent just stands there getting hot under the collar.	1.3333	0.05341	132	98	24	10
1675	And yet, my opponent claims that I blow things out of proportion.	1.3314	0.04241	175	125	42	8
1676	Sir, I lived on the earth in 1950. The earth in 1950 was my home. You are no earth of 1950.	1.3312	0.04899	157	117	28	12
1677	Ok! I admit it! Climate change is real!	1.3312	0.04370	157	111	40	6
1678	And now, we finally will listen to the Earth!	1.3312	0.04815	157	116	30	11
1679	Oh you think your so worldly!	1.3312	0.04519	154	110	37	7
1680	Flat?! Do I look flat to you?	1.3312	0.05051	154	116	25	13
1681	Before I present our keynote speaker; Would event staff please lower the thermostat?	1.3311	0.04858	151	111	30	10
1682	Year after year, you just can’t help yourself from circling back to the same point.	1.3311	0.04577	151	108	36	7
1683	It’s easy for your to say, “think locally, act globally,” but what about the rest of us?	1.3311	0.04577	151	108	36	7
1684	You may have all the facts in the world, but I have public opinion on my side.	1.3311	0.04672	151	109	34	8
1685	Earth, you ignorant slut!	1.3311	0.05018	148	110	27	11
1686	Cut the global positioning	1.3311	0.04925	148	109	29	10
1687	I take issue with your heated argument.	1.3311	0.04831	148	108	31	9
1688	Once again, my opponent and I are worlds apart on this issue.	1.3310	0.04596	145	103	36	6
1689	I am pointing to the only country on the planet that is not fighting climate change.	1.3310	0.05091	145	108	26	11
1690	I cede 2,000,000,000,000,000 minutes to the gentlewoman from the Solar System	1.3310	0.05091	145	108	26	11
1691	Do I hear a second for ordering the rotating base?	1.3310	0.05091	145	108	26	11
1692	My opponent’s plan would take ages.	1.3310	0.04996	145	107	28	10
1693	The country is frankly fed up with your constantly revolving positions.	1.3310	0.05069	142	105	27	10
1694	But Europe and Asia are on the other side of your position.	1.3310	0.05069	142	105	27	10
1695	My opponent presents the Western viewpoint...	1.3310	0.04658	142	101	35	6
1696	You are out of orbit!	1.3310	0.04764	142	102	33	7
1697	Indeed, my opponent holds a more global view.	1.3309	0.04722	139	99	34	6
1698	I think the world is trying to tell us something.	1.3309	0.05043	139	102	28	9
1699	Okay, let me stop you right there.	1.3309	0.04611	139	98	36	5
1700	Here with an opposing viewpoint is a globalist.	1.3309	0.04902	136	98	31	7
1701	Well... you're fat.	1.3309	0.05328	136	102	23	11
1702	We've discovered this lovely blue planet in orbit around a distant star in our galaxy that supports life. But there are no signs of intelligent life.	1.3309	0.05328	136	102	23	11
1703	And I'll speak for the rest of us.	1.3308	0.04975	133	96	30	7
1704	What do you mean my time is up?	1.3308	0.05198	133	98	26	9
1705	I'm sure it is hard to hear that you only have twelve years left. May I suggest a bucket list?	1.3308	0.05281	130	96	25	9
1706	And last, but not least. Mother Earth.	1.3308	0.04809	130	92	33	5
1707	And now let’s hear from the America’s with their side of the story.	1.3308	0.05393	130	97	23	10
1708	So, Mr. Atlas, what is your position on global expansion? Mr. Atlas?...Mr. Atlas?...	1.3308	0.05281	130	96	25	9
1709	Could we please have a question on something other than climate change?	1.3308	0.05281	130	96	25	9
1710	Please try to resist my opponent's natural gravity and focus on the issues.	1.3308	0.05051	130	94	29	7
1711	Okay Atlas . . .who shrugged?	1.3307	0.05368	127	94	24	9
1712	Don't blame us! You're the one who turned dinosaurs into oil!	1.3307	0.05130	127	92	28	7
1713	The time for action has come....the world has spoken.	1.3306	0.05428	121	89	24	8
1714	You just think you're getting warmer.	1.3292	0.04808	161	120	29	12
1715	Break into "We Are the World" and I'm outta here.	1.3290	0.04939	155	116	27	12
1716	That's quite the spin you put on it!	1.3290	0.04495	155	111	37	7
1717	You're always throwing shade."	1.3289	0.04739	152	111	32	9
1718	Tell us again why we should care.	1.3289	0.04830	152	112	30	10
1719	Fake news! the world is flat.	1.3289	0.05079	149	112	25	12
1720	This year the Golden Globe goes to....	1.3289	0.04897	149	110	29	10
1721	Thanks for leaving your orbit, now do you feel the gravity of our situation ?	1.3289	0.04611	149	107	35	7
1722	Adios to my opponent!... crushed by carrying the weight of the world on his shoulder.	1.3289	0.04611	149	107	35	7
1723	I agree we can put that whole flat earth debate to bed.	1.3289	0.04804	149	109	31	9
1724	You may have the world on your side, but I know I’m right!	1.3288	0.04967	146	108	28	10
1725	It is with great pleasure that I introduce someone you've all been dreading to hear speak.	1.3288	0.05061	146	109	26	11
1726	Perry makes the best of his magnificent opportunity to address the world at large.	1.3288	0.04871	146	107	30	9
1727	My opponent is spinning lies!	1.3288	0.04466	146	103	38	5
1728	You take one position, then do an about face and it's the very opposite.	1.3287	0.04940	143	105	29	9
1729	Clearly my opponent has taken his view of globalization too far.	1.3287	0.04524	143	101	37	5
1730	Yeah, yeah sure, cry me a river.	1.3287	0.05039	143	106	27	10
1731	A vote for me is a vote against the world.	1.3286	0.05311	140	106	22	12
1732	You what ? You just rolled over a guy with yellow hair and a long red tie ?	1.3286	0.05407	140	107	20	13
1733	No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate.	1.3286	0.04909	140	102	30	8
1734	Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here?	1.3286	0.04803	140	101	32	7
1735	Theory yes,but what does my opponent know for a fact about climate change?	1.3285	0.05192	137	102	25	10
1736	She needs no introduction.	1.3285	0.05394	137	104	21	12
1737	You don’t seem warm to me!	1.3285	0.05394	137	104	21	12
1738	Ok, so maybe humans did cause it, but we didn't mean to.	1.3285	0.05493	137	105	19	13
1739	I can tell you right now that you are most certainly not warming at all, and what's more, you're flat...	1.3284	0.05056	134	98	28	8
1740	And this is the planet earth, a bleak and forbidding place that once supported a primitive life-form inexplicably bent on self destruction.	1.3284	0.05056	134	98	28	8
1741	My opponent thinks he is so worldly!	1.3284	0.04943	134	97	30	7
1742	That's quite the costume, Donald.	1.3284	0.05273	134	100	24	10
1743	You may say you are warming but the GOP is not impressed	1.3282	0.05134	131	96	27	8
1744	Well of course 'Big Earth' is against climate change.	1.3282	0.05134	131	96	27	8
1745	Apparently, my opponent considers herself the "change" candidate.	1.3281	0.05096	128	93	28	7
1746	No I don't accept coal money, but you're getting warm!	1.3280	0.05178	125	91	27	7
1747	You don't speak for everybody	1.3277	0.05737	119	90	19	10
1748	As a white man, I obviously know more about the environment than Mother Earth.	1.3276	0.05714	116	87	20	9
1749	So as you can plainly see, its round on this side, but its flat on the other!	1.3276	0.05714	116	87	20	9
1750	May I just say, you are my Oyster.	1.3274	0.06087	113	87	15	11
1751	And although my opponent will say she has the entire world on her side . . .	1.3274	0.04507	168	123	35	10
1752	Sorry, but we don't care for your opinion on climate change	1.3273	0.04951	165	126	24	15
1753	While my opponent may have a world view....	1.3272	0.04702	162	120	31	11
1754	Can I speak to your Russian side, please!	1.3269	0.04652	156	114	33	9
1755	Do you know who I am?	1.3269	0.04740	156	115	31	10
1756	Let me tell you what the world needs...	1.3269	0.04740	156	115	31	10
1757	I mean, it's flat. Look how flat it is.	1.3269	0.04911	156	117	27	12
1758	They say that the whole world is against me, but I know it's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.	1.3268	0.04527	153	110	36	7
1759	I don't think the Earth should have a say in this!	1.3268	0.04621	153	111	34	8
1760	My opponent makes a compelling argument, but we still maintain that Earth is flat!	1.3268	0.04713	153	112	32	9
1761	When the world talks, people, listen	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1762	The world may disagree with me, but I stand firmly by my belief!	1.3267	0.04777	150	110	31	9
1763	Global domination on a world stage.	1.3267	0.04682	150	109	33	8
1764	I am not now, nor have I ever been, an extraterrestrial.	1.3267	0.04960	150	112	27	11
1765	Round, schmound. The real question in this election is, "Where's Atlantis? What have you done with it?"	1.3267	0.04869	150	111	29	10
1766	And ask yourself: who exactly will my opponent represent?	1.3265	0.04938	147	109	28	10
1767	So who ya gonna trust, me or this ignorant orb?	1.3264	0.05009	144	107	27	10
1768	I don’t have to listen to you anymore, Mom.	1.3262	0.04982	141	104	28	9
1769	Is it not now completely obvious that my opponent is full of hot air?	1.3262	0.05083	141	105	26	10
1770	And arguing that climate change is real....	1.3262	0.05083	141	105	26	10
1771	You yielded your time, it's my turn to talk about the environment.	1.3262	0.04774	141	102	32	7
1772	Yes, I do stand by my position that the earth is flat.	1.3262	0.05181	141	106	24	11
1773	It's okay, I've got the electoral college votes.	1.3262	0.04879	141	103	30	8
1774	All my stage is a world!	1.3261	0.05261	138	104	23	11
1775	I yield my time.	1.3261	0.05056	138	102	27	9
1776	You think you're the center of the universe! Stop throwing your weight around.	1.3259	0.05239	135	101	24	10
1777	Bet you can't spin that one.	1.3259	0.05024	135	99	28	8
1778	Don't get me wrong. I think the world of you!	1.3259	0.04913	135	98	30	7
1779	The problem is clearly bigger than both of us.	1.3256	0.05063	129	94	28	7
1780	I don't think you have the authority to talk about global warming.	1.3254	0.05018	126	91	29	6
1781	Are you threatening me with extinction?	1.3254	0.05018	126	91	29	6
1782	Next, we will hear from the Western Hemisphere.	1.3253	0.04539	166	122	34	10
1783	Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the Democratic Nominee for President, The World.	1.3252	0.06054	123	97	12	14
1784	On the other hand, look at my opponent. She's all over the place!	1.3250	0.04738	160	119	30	11
1785	As a fossil fuel CEO, I know hot, and as yet, you, Madam, are no Venus.	1.3250	0.05444	120	89	23	8
1786	We don't care what the world has to say. We're America!	1.3250	0.04980	160	122	24	14
1787	Easy, big fella! Some boundaries! Please!	1.3248	0.04627	157	115	33	9
1788	My opponent will try tonight to convince you that he is flat.	1.3247	0.04951	154	116	26	12
1789	And now I’d like to introduce the world’s biggest Flat Earth skeptic.”	1.3247	0.04865	154	115	28	11
1790	this is just a debate,you need to cool down.	1.3247	0.04687	154	113	32	9
1791	I've come here to say: I'll be fine. You'll be dead. Keep up the good work.	1.3247	0.05036	154	117	24	13
1792	what makes you think you are getting warmer??	1.3245	0.05021	151	114	25	12
1793	Who are you to say the earth isn't flat?!	1.3243	0.04909	148	110	28	10
1794	You’re spinning my words again...all day long with you — spin, spin, spin!	1.3243	0.04909	148	110	28	10
1795	Think of your ice caps before you let this debate get any more heated!	1.3243	0.05002	148	111	26	11
1796	OK, you made your point: you are round.	1.3241	0.04783	145	106	31	8
1797	I refuse to go there.	1.3241	0.04578	145	104	35	6
1798	Oh, and what evidence can you submit that PROVES you're not actually flat?	1.3239	0.04746	142	103	32	7
1799	As you can see, my opponent and I are a world apart on the issues.	1.3239	0.05246	142	108	22	12
1800	Why should voters believe you about global warming?	1.3239	0.05052	142	106	26	10
1801	Isn't that sort of a global response?	1.3239	0.04850	142	104	30	8
1802	How do you call yourself global when you are clearly only representing the western hemisphere?	1.3239	0.05246	142	108	22	12
1803	Global inflation is a looming problem.	1.3239	0.04952	142	105	28	9
1804	Just look at the size of his lands.	1.3239	0.05150	142	107	24	11
1805	As anyone can see, my opponent's reasoning is completely circular.	1.3239	0.04640	142	102	34	6
1806	You do look flat!	1.3235	0.05206	136	102	24	10
1807	So you just expect us to take your word for it that you're getting warmer?	1.3235	0.04654	136	97	34	5
1808	You're talking in circles.	1.3234	0.04516	167	123	34	10
1809	And now Gaia will speak to the pro side for human extinction.	1.3233	0.05395	133	101	21	11
1810	You can say "round, round" all you want but you look flat to me	1.3233	0.05288	133	100	23	10
1811	So maybe I shouldn't have told Atlas to shrug...	1.3233	0.05288	133	100	23	10
1812	I, on the other hand, firmly reject globalism!	1.3231	0.05147	130	96	26	8
1813	With all due respects,my opponent's personal experience with the enviornmental impact of human activity is anecdotal and , therefore,not relevant to our debate.	1.3231	0.05374	130	98	22	10
1814	I would warn you about being swayed by my honourable opponent’s easily discredited “One World” philosophy.	1.3228	0.04985	127	92	29	6
1815	Excuse me! You’ve been getting hotter and hotter throughout this whole climate change debate!	1.3228	0.05688	127	98	17	12
1816	Wait! It's not my fault. I belong to the Sierra Club	1.3228	0.04331	158	113	39	6
1817	Now we get to hear from the small world after all!	1.3228	0.04331	158	113	39	6
1818	The era of what goes around comes around is over!	1.3228	0.04514	158	115	35	8
1819	No one's looking for a revolution.	1.3226	0.05438	124	93	22	9
1820	Not buying it, still flat.	1.3226	0.04838	155	116	28	11
1821	I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Planet Earth!	1.3226	0.05008	155	118	24	13
1822	Going, going............	1.3226	0.05438	124	93	22	9
1823	Enough with the 'think global' already!	1.3226	0.04662	155	114	32	9
1824	...political chaos, pestilence, overcrowding and you've got a fever...is that what we need in a sophomore class president?	1.3224	0.05330	152	119	17	16
1825	No sir, it only "feels" like the weight of the whole world is on your shoulders.	1.3224	0.04630	152	111	33	8
1826	So, can you tell us all a little more about this 'round-earth theory' of yours?	1.3224	0.04992	152	115	25	12
1827	Going twice at $14.99.	1.3224	0.05079	152	116	23	13
1828	Moreover, my opponent is not even a U.S. citizen!	1.3221	0.04787	149	110	30	9
1829	My opponent would like you to think he has the weight of the world on his shoulders.	1.3221	0.04881	149	111	28	10
1830	I object! You are only showing one side.	1.3220	0.05230	118	86	26	6
1831	Will you please cool off!!	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
1832	So please, during the debate, no releasing of noxious clouds of methane from your tundra.	1.3219	0.04552	146	105	35	6
1833	Well, what the hell do YOU know?	1.3219	0.04854	146	108	29	9
1834	My opponent is nothing but a single-issue candidate.	1.3219	0.05228	146	112	21	13
1835	And I will make the Earth great again.	1.3217	0.04718	143	104	32	7
1836	My opponent here, thinks he holds a world view.	1.3217	0.04821	143	105	30	8
1837	All right Earth, calm down. You're getting a little heated there."	1.3214	0.05096	140	105	25	10
1838	Ma’am, please calm down. I’m afraid you’re getting a little heated.	1.3214	0.04784	140	102	31	7
1839	The whole world is listening.	1.3212	0.04852	137	100	30	7
1840	I knew Europe. Europe was a friend of mine. America - you are no Europe.	1.3212	0.05069	137	102	26	9
1841	We get it. Your platform is climate change.	1.3212	0.04740	137	99	32	6
1842	Who in the world asked for your opinion?	1.3212	0.05173	137	103	24	10
1843	Would you stop going in circles? Things are getting heated.	1.3209	0.05464	134	103	19	12
1844	Yes, yes, I get your not-so-subtle point, Mr Atlas.	1.3209	0.05036	134	99	27	8
1845	I can't speak for the World, but....	1.3207	0.04362	184	137	35	12
1846	OK,OK, we'll listen!	1.3206	0.05338	131	99	22	10
1847	You wouldn’t know it from my opponent, but there’s a whole other side to this story.	1.3206	0.04757	131	94	32	5
1848	I just want to say that I think the world of our next speaker.	1.3205	0.04897	156	118	26	12
1849	My opponent is a globalist.	1.3205	0.04897	156	118	26	12
1850	If my opponent is actually warming, burning, or on fire, wouldn't we all have seen smoke?	1.3205	0.04811	156	117	28	11
1851	Please give a nice round of applause for our next speaker at this flat earth fact finding symposium.	1.3203	0.05539	128	98	19	11
1852	Don't go all global on me!	1.3203	0.04605	153	112	33	8
1853	A vote for me, Donald Trump, and I can make all this go away.	1.3203	0.04697	153	113	31	9
1854	My opponent can't seem to stop talking in circles.	1.3203	0.04788	153	114	29	10
1855	Doesn't feel that warm to me...	1.3200	0.04853	150	112	28	10
1856	My opponent shows a clear north-south bias	1.3200	0.05029	125	91	28	6
1857	Don’t you go mansplaining climate change to me.	1.3200	0.04853	150	112	28	10
1858	Do not listen to my opponent. Clearly, he is a globe-alist.	1.3200	0.04853	150	112	28	10
1859	Need I point out, globalism is out of control!	1.3197	0.05015	147	111	25	11
1860	And contrary to the President's twitter assertion, the world is round.	1.3197	0.05286	147	114	19	14
1861	Flat-earthers: "Fake news"	1.3197	0.04921	147	110	27	10
1862	Hold it right there...how can you claim to speak for the whole world when I stand here in opposition ?	1.3197	0.04728	147	108	31	8
1863	And now to speak to us about global warming.	1.3197	0.04728	147	108	31	8
1864	We will no longer comply with the Paris Climate Accords despite the opposition!	1.3197	0.05492	122	92	21	9
1865	Sorry, but I think your argument still falls flat.	1.3194	0.05088	144	109	24	11
1866	I feel like it’s me versus the world up here!	1.3194	0.04586	144	104	34	6
1867	Please don't mansplain ozone depletion to me, sir	1.3194	0.05088	144	109	24	11
1868	What possible impact could you have on me?	1.3193	0.04360	166	121	37	8
1869	the whole world is ganging up on me, not fair	1.3193	0.04525	166	123	33	10
1870	Where's Atlas you asked?	1.3191	0.04755	141	103	31	7
1871	Mr Atlas will be back in a moment!	1.3191	0.05357	141	109	19	13
1872	All my opponent cares about is herself!	1.3191	0.04964	141	105	27	9
1873	While my opponent might have science on its side, I have the unerring wisdom of Twitter on mine.	1.3191	0.05065	141	106	25	10
1874	Yes, my opponent is definitely more worldly than I.	1.3191	0.04964	141	105	27	9
1875	Sorry.	1.3191	0.05065	141	106	25	10
1876	Make the Americas Great Again!	1.3190	0.04663	163	122	30	11
1877	I concede that my opponent's arguments are supported by the weight of world opinion...	1.3188	0.04823	138	101	30	7
1878	I get it - you're a big picture guy. But, you have to consider the details.	1.3188	0.04553	160	118	33	9
1879	Thank you, Ms. Terra, your five minutes are up. The spokesman from OPEC will now read a rebuttal.	1.3185	0.05004	135	100	27	8
1880	"I see a world of differences between my opponent and myself."	1.3185	0.04778	135	98	31	6
1881	My opponent appears to be having hot flashes.	1.3185	0.04699	157	117	30	10
1882	Let's give a great big welcome - to everyone!	1.3185	0.04953	157	120	24	13
1883	Just who does my opponent think he is, claiming to speak for the entire world!	1.3185	0.04699	157	117	30	10
1884	Hold it right there. Prove that you're getting warmer.	1.3185	0.04611	157	116	32	9
1885	Who would ever elect everyone's mother and an obvious globalist?"	1.3185	0.04699	157	117	30	10
1886	Our next speaker will be Donald Trump's ego.	1.3184	0.04580	179	136	29	14
1887	My opponent promises everything in the world. But can he really deliver?	1.3182	0.04671	154	114	31	9
1888	Without further ado, I give you Mother Earth	1.3182	0.04936	154	117	25	12
1889	... and I say the earth is flat!	1.3182	0.04493	176	132	32	12
1890	The world will little note nor long remember what I'm saying here. Nevertheless, I persist.	1.3182	0.05081	132	98	26	8
1891	Here on Mars Today, we ask “ Earth , is there life on you “”	1.3182	0.04671	154	114	31	9
1892	Our next speaker wants to weigh in on the debate around the use of the word "globalist".	1.3179	0.04639	151	111	32	8
1893	There’s a world of difference between us!	1.3179	0.04826	151	113	28	10
1894	I offer all speakers a bottle of water, but you’re right—it was uniquely insensitive in your case.	1.3179	0.04733	151	112	30	9
1895	I think it's fairly obvious that I speak for everyone here...	1.3176	0.04892	148	111	27	10
1896	Don't be fooled. My opponent is simply putting its own spin on the same old argument.	1.3176	0.04798	148	110	29	9
1897	My first visual aid: The earth is flat.	1.3176	0.04985	148	112	25	11
1898	Hold It!! Atlas is still in make-up.	1.3176	0.04985	148	112	25	11
1899	You don’t feel warmer to me.	1.3176	0.04985	148	112	25	11
1900	Indeed, my opponent’s life revolves around me.	1.3175	0.04995	126	92	28	6
1901	Now that your Antarctic ice-cap is gone, what have you done with the penguins?!	1.3172	0.05243	145	112	20	13
1902	Stop the World. I want to get off.	1.3172	0.04962	145	109	26	10
1903	With that, I conclude, that Earth is in fact, flat.	1.3172	0.04962	145	109	26	10
1904	Sure, you think globally, but you sure aren't acting very locally.	1.3171	0.04941	123	89	29	5
1905	If my opponent didn't want us to use fossil fuels, why did she provide them to us?.	1.3169	0.04399	142	101	37	4
1906	And I happen to think that politics are local.	1.3169	0.04620	142	103	33	6
1907	I'm sorry, but "The World is Not Enough".	1.3169	0.05132	142	108	23	11
1908	Easy for you to criticize. You just keep turning.	1.3169	0.05034	142	107	25	10
1909	You think you have problems? Welcome to MY world!	1.3168	0.04698	161	121	29	11
1910	And I say you DO have room for 3 billion more people!	1.3168	0.04264	161	116	39	6
1911	Well, that’s not what Mars said!	1.3168	0.04614	161	120	31	10
1912	Isn’t it curious how my opponent’s solutions always seem to benefit mostly her?	1.3165	0.05407	139	108	18	13
1913	I dare my opponent to not put spin on his comments.	1.3165	0.04455	139	99	36	4
1914	It's just me against you now.	1.3165	0.04793	139	102	30	7
1915	Yes, my opponent may be more worldly...	1.3165	0.04901	139	103	28	8
1916	Don't be so smug. We all have a dark side!	1.3165	0.04793	139	102	30	7
1917	You are full of hot air and it’s actually killing me.	1.3165	0.05109	139	105	24	10
1918	Our next speaker will discuss the benefits of gravity and why you all don't fly off into space.	1.3165	0.04901	139	103	28	8
1919	My opponent claims to care about the Earth...	1.3165	0.05210	139	106	22	11
1920	Mars, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing!	1.3165	0.04498	158	116	34	8
1921	Although you did not precisely guess my position on climate change, you are getting warm.	1.3162	0.05242	117	86	25	6
1922	Even now you can't stop spinning. . .	1.3162	0.04514	136	97	35	4
1923	Yes, it’s your fault.	1.3161	0.04554	155	114	33	8
1924	Now for an opposing view in our climate change debate, from Planet Earth!	1.3161	0.05318	155	123	15	17
1925	There it is ! My half world view.	1.3161	0.04554	155	114	33	8
1926	Is my opponent getting HOTTER or is it just me?!	1.3161	0.04524	174	131	31	12
1927	I dare you to speak with one voice.	1.3161	0.04375	174	129	35	10
1928	My opponent here claims to be his own man, but in reality he's still being pushed around by the sun.	1.3158	0.04934	133	98	28	7
1929	You don't have a leg to stand on in this climate change debate.	1.3158	0.04888	152	115	26	11
1930	...my opponent here has connections to radical environmentalists and vegan activists!	1.3158	0.05048	133	99	26	8
1931	My opponent is resorting to her usual scare tactics.	1.3158	0.04613	152	112	32	8
1932	I'm warming up to you.	1.3158	0.04934	133	98	28	7
1933	Well, that’s one opinion.	1.3158	0.05160	133	100	24	9
1934	You may in fact speak for the Americas, but I answer to Bezos.	1.3155	0.04399	168	124	35	9
1935	Excuse me, please don’t Earth-splain to me	1.3154	0.05047	149	114	23	12
1936	Not your turn!	1.3154	0.04864	149	112	27	10
1937	Just because you’re more worldly does not mean you get to dominate this debate!	1.3154	0.04770	149	111	29	9
1938	Your circular logic has no place in this debate!	1.3154	0.04864	149	112	27	10
1939	Stop! As the President of the Flat Earth Society I refute your lame hypothesis.	1.3154	0.04770	149	111	29	9
1940	I think the world of my esteemed opponent,but he lacks the necessary gravitas	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
1941	Let me ask you this: What has my opponent ever done for you?	1.3154	0.05464	130	100	19	11
1942	How dare you speak for the world!	1.3154	0.05241	130	98	23	9
1943	I don't believe this fake news. The earth is flat!	1.3151	0.04933	146	110	26	10
1944	No, I don't think it's warm in here!	1.3151	0.04428	146	105	36	5
1945	We can fit the whole world on this stage, but we can’t fit all the people running for President!	1.3150	0.05327	127	96	22	9
1946	My opponent refers to herself as a so-called expert on climate change, but I don't buy it.	1.3148	0.04754	162	123	27	12
1947	I am calling into question, my opponent's qualifications on climate change.	1.3148	0.04590	162	121	31	10
1948	The whole world is watching!	1.3148	0.04332	162	118	37	7
1949	Climate change? You're being shrill and hysterical. That's exactly why you can't be trusted to regulate yourself.	1.3147	0.05004	143	108	25	10
1950	I should know better than Earth here, I've studied climate change for ten years!	1.3147	0.04593	143	104	33	6
1951	There's no need to get so heated.	1.3147	0.05101	143	109	23	11
1952	You fit into a two-dimensional cartoon, that proves you're flat.	1.3143	0.04655	140	102	32	6
1953	She’s well rounded, but her foreign policy is superficial at best.	1.3143	0.04655	140	102	32	6
1954	When we at the EPA were invited to this debate on climate change, we weren’t told we would be debating the entire world!	1.3143	0.05078	140	106	24	10
1955	I'm here to tell you: I'm burning up on the inside, too!	1.3143	0.04871	140	104	28	8
1956	As you can see, the opposing candidate is full of hot air.	1.3143	0.05078	140	106	24	10
1957	Stop embarrassing me, mother!	1.3143	0.04764	140	103	30	7
1958	With all due respect Sen. Earth, how is your distribution of resources for billions greater than my need to support my business?	1.3143	0.04543	140	101	34	5
1959	When they said it'd be "me v. the world," I didn't think it would come to this.	1.3143	0.05178	140	107	22	11
1960	I am from the Trump Administration and I say the world is flat!	1.3141	0.04796	156	118	27	11
1961	Stop looking at my notes!	1.3141	0.04437	156	114	35	7
1962	Okay, I’ll concede that you’re round!	1.3141	0.04247	156	112	39	5
1963	And on this side we have the opposing view on global warming.	1.3139	0.05049	137	103	25	9
1964	My opponent claims to be affected by Climate Change	1.3139	0.05155	137	104	23	10
1965	My most worldly opponet yet	1.3139	0.04720	137	100	31	6
1966	My opponent is inflating his view.	1.3137	0.04861	153	116	26	11
1967	Of course I believe you're warming up --- especially since you dripped ice water all over half of the chairs in the Green Room!	1.3136	0.04295	169	124	37	8
1968	As you can see North American is barely connected to South America	1.3136	0.05476	118	89	21	8
1969	So every 60,000,000 years or so you change. Very unreliable. So what's it's going to be this time?"	1.3134	0.04903	134	99	28	7
1970	Let earth speak for itself.	1.3134	0.05235	134	102	22	10
1971	Ladies and gentlemen, I have earth-shattering information!	1.3134	0.05016	134	100	26	8
1972	Now, I know my opponent claims to have something in common with every single one of you....	1.3134	0.04787	134	98	30	6
1973	I now yield to my opponent from the North, South, East and West.	1.3133	0.04743	150	112	29	9
1974	My opponent here would like you to believe he’s God’s gift to the world.	1.3133	0.04928	150	114	25	11
1975	My opponent here is so old that when he went to school they didn’t even have history.	1.3133	0.04743	150	112	29	9
1976	My opponent wants you to believe he's not flat.	1.3133	0.04836	150	113	27	10
1977	In spite of mountains of evidence, my opponent insists she’s only 2000 years old.	1.3133	0.04743	150	112	29	9
1978	First, I would like to address my opponent's claim that the earth is round...	1.3130	0.05318	131	100	21	10
1979	You haven’t got a leg to stand on!	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
1980	There was absolutely no collusion with either continent!	1.3130	0.04857	131	96	29	6
1981	Sorry, but you are flat-out wrong!	1.3129	0.04808	147	110	28	9
1982	That’s unfair! Of course you can promise them the world!	1.3129	0.04904	147	111	26	10
1983	My opponent will promise you the world, but does it look like he can deliver?	1.3125	0.04974	144	109	25	10
1984	Apparently you're unaware of how I destroyed Jupiter in last night's debate or you wouldn't even be here.	1.3125	0.04623	160	120	30	10
1985	And I repeat, it's just us against the world.	1.3125	0.04929	128	94	28	6
1986	Nobody cares what YOU have to say.	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
1987	I think I know a little bit more about globalization than you.	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
1988	I can safely say I speak on behalf of the world...	1.3125	0.05406	128	98	20	10
1989	My opponent simply has no worldview whatsoever	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
1990	You created the swamp!	1.3125	0.04774	144	107	29	8
1991	Global warming? Hah! You don't look so hot to me!	1.3121	0.05046	141	107	24	10
1992	Who said you could have a say?	1.3121	0.05146	141	108	22	11
1993	You don’t get a say in the matter!	1.3121	0.04736	141	104	30	7
1994	Is it hot in here or is that just you warming?	1.3117	0.04745	154	116	28	10
1995	And see that up there? That used to be the United States, but their Congress allowed a narcissistic sociopath to be president. The country is now just a blip in history.	1.3117	0.04562	154	114	32	8
1996	... and I intend to prove you are flat in this debate...	1.3117	0.04654	154	115	30	9
1997	What in the world do you mean?	1.3117	0.05006	154	119	22	13
1998	No, this isn’t what ‘America First’ means.”	1.3116	0.04802	138	102	29	7
1999	My opponent thinks he’s the world authority on everything!	1.3116	0.04691	138	101	31	6
2000	If global warming is real then why aren't you sweating?	1.3116	0.05122	138	105	23	10
2001	Obviously my opponent is feeling the heat!	1.3116	0.04691	138	101	31	6
2002	Well, "Mother" Earth, a little contraception wouldn't hurt, you know.	1.3116	0.05018	138	104	25	9
2003	Yeah, your ego is big, but my ego is bigger. I have the best ego.	1.3116	0.05325	138	107	19	12
2004	You claim you're feeling warmer but have you ever considered it's just a hot flash?	1.3115	0.05592	122	94	18	10
2005	Don't fall for my opponent's circular reasoning.	1.3113	0.04809	151	114	27	10
2006	There was NO ROTATION!	1.3113	0.04899	151	115	25	11
2007	I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony...	1.3113	0.04716	151	113	29	9
2008	You have one minute for the rebuttal; and please don't stop spinning.	1.3113	0.04809	151	114	27	10
2009	You see. Flat!	1.3111	0.04984	135	101	26	8
2010	So you're saying that Al Gore doesn't deserve all the credit for the documentary either?	1.3111	0.04984	135	101	26	8
2011	As you can see, my opponent is constantly getting hot and bothered.	1.3109	0.05028	119	87	27	5
2012	Your policies seem to be very self-serving.	1.3108	0.04780	148	111	28	9
2013	Turns out you aren’t flat, but you’re still not warming!	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
2014	As you can clearly see, my opponent is a globalist of the worst kind.	1.3106	0.05173	132	100	23	9
2015	There's a world of difference between you and me.	1.3106	0.05060	132	99	25	8
2016	I’m sorry, but the correct spelling is P-A-N-G-E-A	1.3106	0.04764	161	123	26	12
2017	Global warming is a hoax, despite what this so called ‘expert’ may have you believe!	1.3103	0.05134	145	112	21	12
2018	We all think the world of you, but you can't keep hiding your dark side.	1.3103	0.04540	145	106	33	6
2019	My opponent has accused me of not being 'down to earth!	1.3103	0.04746	145	108	29	8
2020	Yes, and in this election, it truly is me against the world.	1.3103	0.05040	145	111	23	11
2021	My opponent freely admits that she longs to return to the Stone Age.	1.3103	0.04746	145	108	29	8
2022	Is that all you have to offer?	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
2023	Joining us tonight for our discussion on flat earth theory, is Round Earth.	1.3103	0.05532	116	88	20	8
2024	My opponent is living proof that the polar regions are disappearing.	1.3103	0.04746	145	108	29	8
2025	I will not feel your forehead because I absolutely do not believe global warming is real.	1.3103	0.04944	145	110	25	10
2026	What the liberal candidate WON'T tell you is that he's been involved in every bad thing that has ever happened!	1.3103	0.04433	145	105	35	5
2027	Are you okay? You feel hot.	1.3101	0.04743	158	120	27	11
2028	you act like you're sooooo worldly	1.3101	0.04657	158	119	29	10
2029	. . . and that is why I don't call my opponent Mother Earth. I call her Fatty McEarthface.	1.3099	0.04489	171	129	31	11
2030	That's it? Hardly earth shattering news.	1.3099	0.04707	142	105	30	7
2031	And with her first try at slam poetry, here’s Earth with Get the #*%€ off of me!	1.3099	0.04707	142	105	30	7
2032	I still have the floor, or crust, if you prefer.	1.3099	0.04600	142	104	32	6
2033	Hold on there, this is a CPAC meeting, we do not care what you have to say.	1.3097	0.04251	155	112	38	5
2034	Oh fuck.	1.3097	0.05061	155	121	20	14
2035	I’m not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience.	1.3097	0.04977	155	120	22	13
2036	You'll be able to see my unbelievably tremendous wall from this far away, I promise	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2037	Cool down, you are getting a little too heated.	1.3095	0.05098	126	94	25	7
2038	My opponent simply continues circling the point in a roundabout way.	1.3095	0.04972	126	93	27	6
2039	My opponent has been touting the same circular argument for less than 10,000 years!	1.3095	0.05459	126	97	19	10
2040	My fellow citizens, don't let my opponent continue to polarize us!	1.3095	0.05221	126	95	23	8
2041	I have no response to my opponent's heated argument.	1.3094	0.04987	139	105	25	9
2042	No borders? Are you kidding me?	1.3094	0.04987	139	105	25	9
2043	Our guest speaker will argue for the colonization of Mars	1.3094	0.05090	139	106	23	10
2044	I pledge to act in the best interests of the little man, whereas my opponent’s policies are clearly self-serving.	1.3094	0.04662	139	102	31	6
2045	Just stop! I'm getting off.	1.3094	0.04881	139	104	27	8
2046	Sir, I object to your use of "We Are the World" for your campaign commercials.	1.3094	0.04987	139	105	25	9
2047	Let everyone note how you consistently change your position on the issues as you rotate.	1.3092	0.04499	152	112	33	7
2048	You’re flat out wrong!	1.3092	0.04499	152	112	33	7
2049	I'm sorry for getting so heated, but you started it.	1.3092	0.04499	152	112	33	7
2050	Well, there’s really no room for debate.	1.3089	0.04916	123	90	28	5
2051	My opponent is completely exagerrating the problem of global warming.	1.3088	0.05168	136	104	22	10
2052	It's quite obvious my opponent has no plan to fight inflation.	1.3088	0.04952	136	102	26	8
2053	So..extinction, yes or no?	1.3088	0.04727	136	100	30	6
2054	Contrary to my opponent, I'm here to talk about good clean coal!	1.3088	0.04611	136	99	32	5
2055	Isolationist vs Globalist	1.3087	0.04939	149	114	24	11
2056	You’ve heard from the rest of the world, now it’s my turn.	1.3083	0.04912	133	99	27	7
2057	... and the people will not by your "too big to fail" argument.	1.3083	0.04912	133	99	27	7
2058	OK earth (if that is your real name), tell us what you know about global warming	1.3083	0.05139	133	101	23	9
2059	I can also have a global perspective!	1.3083	0.04674	133	97	31	5
2060	Your globalist view holds no weight here!!	1.3082	0.04617	146	108	31	7
2061	Hold your ozone. Your chance to speak will be after the 2020 election.	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
2062	And now, I present the Flat Earth Society's keynote speaker!	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
2063	My opponent continues to argue that climate change is real.	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
2064	Where on earth did you get that idea?	1.3082	0.05010	146	112	23	11
2065	The voters have heard enough of your global view.	1.3082	0.04817	146	110	27	9
2066	The question is why is my opponent getting so heated in his argument.	1.3082	0.04408	146	106	35	5
2067	Well what about the European view.	1.3082	0.04718	146	109	29	8
2068	And I think I speak for the entire world when I say....	1.3082	0.04457	159	118	33	8
2069	Forgotten for so long........here she is Mother Earth!	1.3077	0.04692	156	118	28	10
2070	Surely, my opponent exaggerates.	1.3077	0.05333	130	100	20	10
2071	My opponent says she's just getting warmed up. I say that's a hoax.	1.3077	0.04949	156	121	22	13
2072	How’s the weather ?	1.3077	0.05220	130	99	22	9
2073	Sheer, unmitigated, hemispherism!	1.3077	0.04783	143	107	28	8
2074	I said it once and I'll say it again, it's not just about you!	1.3077	0.04603	156	117	30	9
2075	Warming shwarming...what makes you an expert.	1.3077	0.05104	130	98	24	8
2076	Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You’re getting a bit heated there, buddy.	1.3077	0.05083	143	110	22	11
2077	We’ll take a five minute break as Atlas goes to the bathroom.	1.3077	0.04949	156	121	22	13
2078	Just wait a minute, you'll get your turn.	1.3072	0.04475	153	113	33	7
2079	I’m a middle-aged American man— I have plenty of perspective!	1.3072	0.04475	153	113	33	7
2080	And now Miss World will say a few words.	1.3071	0.04956	140	106	25	9
2081	Could you just be a little less global?	1.3071	0.04851	140	105	27	8
2082	OK, you do feel a bit warmer, but still. . .	1.3071	0.04744	140	104	29	7
2083	Even your delivery is flat.	1.3071	0.05063	127	95	25	7
2084	Shakespeare was right, all the world is a stage.	1.3068	0.04538	176	135	28	13
2085	I think the American people have the right to know about your allegiance to foreign countries.	1.3067	0.04466	163	122	32	9
2086	I don’t care what you say, I believe you are only 5,000 years old.	1.3067	0.04432	150	110	34	6
2087	Try to see it from my point of view	1.3067	0.04629	150	112	30	8
2088	I wonder, where on earth is my opponent tonight?	1.3067	0.04629	150	112	30	8
2089	Mother Earth waits for her turn to speak at an Anti-Climate Change Conference	1.3066	0.05238	137	106	20	11
2090	Yes, but what have you done for us lately?	1.3065	0.05393	124	95	20	9
2091	You need to wait your turn	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
2092	I heard you the first time ‘round	1.3062	0.04252	160	117	37	6
2093	Wrong!	1.3062	0.04691	160	122	27	11
2094	Wait a minute, you'll get your turn.	1.3062	0.04856	160	124	23	13
2095	He wasn't even born in America!	1.3062	0.04433	160	119	33	8
2096	Rolling along now to our next speaker, who needs no introduction.	1.3061	0.04383	147	107	35	5
2097	I served for 30 years on the Committee on Energy and Natural Resources-what experience do you have?!	1.3061	0.04590	147	109	31	7
2098	And needing no introduction, it's A Small World.	1.3061	0.04488	147	108	33	6
2099	Hey, I'm a victim too...my air conditioning costs have doubled!	1.3060	0.04764	134	99	29	6
2100	I feel like we're just spinning in circles	1.3060	0.05106	134	102	23	9
2101	Flat, I say!	1.3060	0.05214	134	103	21	10
2102	Why madam, you are nothing but a climate change alarmist!	1.3059	0.04258	170	126	36	8
2103	See, look! You're flat!	1.3056	0.05052	144	111	22	11
2104	OK, I admit you're not flat, but you're still small.	1.3056	0.04652	144	107	30	7
2105	Ma’am, your personal problems are of no concern to the american people	1.3056	0.05147	144	112	20	12
2106	And standing in for Sisyphus, let me introduce the ball.	1.3056	0.05052	144	111	22	11
2107	My opponent will tell you he is getting warmer, but I say that is fake news.	1.3056	0.04652	144	107	30	7
2108	A whimper? That's your closing argument?	1.3056	0.04856	144	109	26	9
2109	All the World's a Stage - Well!	1.3053	0.05185	131	100	22	9
2110	Our next speaker has the audacity to think she can change the world.	1.3053	0.05407	131	102	18	11
2111	And, next up on ‘Hot or Not’....	1.3053	0.05407	131	102	18	11
2112	Where on Earth did that idea come from?	1.3052	0.04816	154	118	25	11
2113	So let's start from the beginning.	1.3051	0.04890	118	86	28	4
2114	Sure. I know it doesn't look like much now. But a border here and a wall there... it'll be great!	1.3050	0.04495	141	103	33	5
2115	Your evidence for whether you speak for the whole world is flimsy at best, sir!	1.3050	0.04925	141	107	25	9
2116	Nor will I allow the age and experience of my opponent keep me from the truth!	1.3050	0.04925	141	107	25	9
2117	In the interest of hearing from the WHOLE world, we will now hear from French Polynesia.	1.3050	0.04715	141	105	29	7
2118	The discussion is getting quite heated from your side.	1.3049	0.04442	164	123	32	9
2119	No, no - I act locally!	1.3047	0.05150	128	97	23	8
2120	...Now, the whole world may not like my opinion, but hear me out!	1.3047	0.05384	128	99	19	10
2121	Now you’re dying? You’ve been fine for a bazillion years!	1.3047	0.05384	128	99	19	10
2122	You only represent the special interests!	1.3046	0.04698	151	114	28	9
2123	I think I know more about global warming than you do genius	1.3043	0.04997	138	105	24	9
2124	And now we bring you the presidential debates, Trump vs. the Democratic candidates.	1.3043	0.04890	138	104	26	8
2125	Alrighty, everyone. The next speaker will be on overpopulation, pollution, and politics.	1.3043	0.05102	138	106	22	10
2126	I did reserve the right to say; "I want to get off."	1.3043	0.04554	138	101	32	5
2127	He's a down-to-guy kind of earth.	1.3043	0.04669	138	102	30	6
2128	Please don't interrupt,ma'am,I'm not done explaining the way the world works.	1.3043	0.04997	138	105	24	9
2129	Release the hot air, Sir!	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
2130	Let me be the first to say, I care about your problems. But -	1.3041	0.04564	148	110	31	7
2131	Don't believe my opponent's hot-headed ideas about climate change.	1.3041	0.04761	148	112	27	9
2132	Behold! Atlas Shrugged!!!!	1.3041	0.04950	148	114	23	11
2133	Yes, I understand that my opponent has a world of knowledge but.....	1.3041	0.04462	148	109	33	6
2134	Will you ever stop playing that rising seas victim card?!	1.3041	0.04564	148	110	31	7
2135	I contend that the advanced age of my opponent renders her unfit for world leadership.	1.3041	0.04950	148	114	23	11
2136	I don't see your point.	1.3038	0.04640	158	120	28	10
2137	You and your ‘global perspective’ vastly underestimate the size of my ego!	1.3037	0.05073	135	103	23	9
2138	My opponent is clearly trying to give this debate a hostile climate.	1.3034	0.04519	145	107	32	6
2139	My opponent appears to have the weight of the world on his shoulders	1.3034	0.04925	145	111	24	10
2140	The whole world is watching but hasn't yet said a word.	1.3034	0.04827	145	110	26	9
2141	Excuse me. Excuuuse me! Let me finish before you overheat.	1.3034	0.04624	145	108	30	7
2142	Tell me again why people in Australia don’t know they are upside down!	1.3034	0.04519	145	107	32	6
2143	And our next speaker is Mother Earth who comes to tell us about having too many hot flashes.	1.3033	0.04640	122	88	31	3
2144	Sure, you speak for millions, but let’s not forget the little guy!	1.3032	0.04701	155	118	27	10
2145	You say you have a world of evidence, but I have my opinions...	1.3032	0.04701	155	118	27	10
2146	Looks flat to me.	1.3030	0.05262	132	102	20	10
2147	Wait, wait! I promise no more denial about climate change!	1.3030	0.05151	132	101	22	9
2148	Behold, my opponent’s distorted view of the world .	1.3030	0.05151	132	101	22	9
2149	And for our next TED talk...	1.3030	0.04249	165	122	36	7
2150	I have no earthly idea what you're talking about.	1.3028	0.05192	142	111	19	12
2151	My opponent is somewhere out there trying to prove that he has a world view."	1.3028	0.04687	142	106	29	7
2152	Look at my opponent, Alice, who is carrying the world on her shoulders. ALICE? Alice?	1.3028	0.05095	142	110	21	11
2153	What about your affairs?	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
2154	Where's your birth certificate? I'm not buying that God created the heavens and the earth fake news.	1.3028	0.04895	142	108	25	9
2155	My opponent will have you believe that the world is not flat.	1.3028	0.04996	142	109	23	10
2156	The poles show a 30 percent loss.	1.3028	0.05192	142	111	19	12
2157	No wonder Atlas got tired of carrying you on his back.	1.3026	0.04671	152	115	28	9
2158	...and all you’ll hear from this one is NIMBY !	1.3026	0.04854	152	117	24	11
2159	If earth isn’t going to use all of its allotted time, I’ll continue..	1.3026	0.04382	152	112	34	6
2160	Yes comrades, it's us against the world!	1.3026	0.04671	152	115	28	9
2161	Atlas, come back here!	1.3026	0.04671	152	115	28	9
2162	Who do you think you are?	1.3026	0.04763	152	116	26	10
2163	At least we saved a life size model of our planet since it's too late to save the real thing.	1.3025	0.05541	119	92	18	9
2164	Im not the sun. Stop rotating.	1.3022	0.04860	139	105	26	8
2165	You,re not giving us the whole picture!	1.3022	0.04966	139	106	24	9
2166	That's fake news from the failing New York Times. My opponent is flat and getting colder.	1.3022	0.04966	139	106	24	9
2167	It's a costume! Don't be fooled. It's all flat underneath.	1.3022	0.04752	139	104	28	7
2168	Not exactly the correct answer but you're getting hotter....	1.3020	0.04637	149	112	29	8
2169	As my esteemed colleague just found out, never turn your back on the Americas.”	1.3020	0.04733	149	113	27	9
2170	Frankly, that argument falls flat.	1.3020	0.05013	149	116	21	12
2171	My opponent has no plans for the future.	1.3020	0.04637	149	112	29	8
2172	The world has finally decided to join us in our discussion.	1.3015	0.04588	136	100	31	5
2173	Your scare tactics aren't working.	1.3015	0.04705	136	101	29	6
2174	"Not only does my globalist friend want no border wall, he doesn't even want borders."	1.3015	0.04705	136	101	29	6
2175	If you look very ,very carefully, you can see Fullerton, Nebraska.	1.3014	0.04493	146	108	32	6
2176	No, you’re the one full of hot air!	1.3014	0.04699	146	110	28	8
2177	Let me just say, it means the world to be here.	1.3014	0.04597	146	109	30	7
2178	I will lower my temper when you lower your temperature	1.3014	0.04798	146	111	26	9
2179	And now let's hear from my opponent, Mother Earth.	1.3013	0.04675	156	119	27	10
2180	Pick a language and stop spinning!	1.3013	0.04209	156	114	37	5
2181	Welcome to this evening's first presidential 2020 debate	1.3008	0.05227	133	103	20	10
2182	Seems the world shrugged Atlas	1.3008	0.04771	133	99	28	6
2183	When this next speaker turns around, he really makes my day.	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
2184	The voters should note: my opponent is only showing his best face to the audience!	1.3008	0.04771	133	99	28	6
2185	For the last time - No! It's not getting warmer in here!	1.3008	0.05005	133	101	24	8
2186	Just because you’re the whole world it doesn’t make you right.	1.3008	0.04889	133	100	26	7
2187	I'd like to start off by saying my opponent is a flat out liar.	1.3008	0.05227	133	103	20	10
2188	Unlike my opponent here, I am NOT a globalist!	1.3008	0.04651	133	98	30	5
2189	Wait a minute! I thought I was debating Ocasio-Cortez.	1.3008	0.05117	133	102	22	9
2190	The planet wishes to be heard.	1.3007	0.04966	143	110	23	10
2191	Earth, I studied Pluto. I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Pluto.	1.3007	0.04763	143	108	27	8
2192	I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen but ICE just took Atlas away.”	1.3007	0.05064	143	111	21	11
2193	What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul?	1.3007	0.04865	143	109	25	9
2194	This man is a phony! The real Earth is flat!	1.3007	0.04736	153	117	26	10
2195	The debate pitted Harry against the world.	1.3007	0.04645	153	116	28	9
2196	So, what's your stance on climate change?	1.3007	0.05001	153	120	20	13
2197	I'm sorry, but we're not concerned with your opinion here.	1.3000	0.05081	130	99	23	8
2198	Who invited you?	1.3000	0.04326	160	119	34	7
2199	One of those tiny dots in the middle might be Puerto Rico,it's hard to find and surrounded by water and far away.No collusion!	1.3000	0.04935	140	107	24	9
2200	In conclusion, all the evidence clearly establishes that the earth is flat.	1.3000	0.04830	140	106	26	8
2201	Yes, you Edith Perkins of 345 Glenn street in Boise, Idaho... your chance to rebut me.	1.3000	0.04800	150	115	25	10
2202	Stop treating the space program like a personal affront!	1.3000	0.04963	130	98	25	7
2203	Feels like you are on a different planet on this issue.	1.3000	0.04965	120	89	26	5
2204	On this global issue, the world will speak	1.3000	0.05139	140	109	20	11
2205	...Thank you for your input, Earth, but I’m afraid we’ll have to leave it there.	1.3000	0.04830	140	106	26	8
2206	And may I introduce to you the best scientific expert in the world, Mother Earth!	1.3000	0.04723	140	105	28	7
2207	In my opinion, the speaker has a clear bias on the topic of climate change.	1.3000	0.04841	130	97	27	6
2208	I alone know the truth and the whole world is lying.	1.3000	0.05238	140	110	18	12
2209	In conclusion, my learned opponent's claim that she is feeling 'warmer' is patently false.	1.3000	0.04612	140	104	30	6
2210	Nice of the Earth to show up this evening. Especially with the ALLEGED reports that she’s dying. Fake news!	1.3000	0.04963	130	98	25	7
2211	How about a big round of applause for our next speaker?	1.3000	0.03988	170	124	41	5
2212	"The people need someone who won't just turn the other hemisphere when things get rough.	1.3000	0.04522	120	86	32	2
2213	There can be no debate here sir... You are indeed round!	1.3000	0.04706	150	114	27	9
2214	I'm just saying that my comments regarding my opponent getting hotter were taken out of context.	1.2994	0.04455	167	127	30	10
2215	Who are you going to believe?	1.2994	0.04736	157	121	25	11
2216	Why do you keep insisting that your self-interest trumps mine?	1.2994	0.04736	157	121	25	11
2217	Just cause you're hot doesn't mean Global Warming is real.	1.2993	0.04570	147	110	30	7
2218	And,I am happy to present our next speaker: The World at Large.	1.2993	0.04867	147	113	24	10
2219	You’re just another globalist!	1.2993	0.04671	147	111	28	8
2220	I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Globe, you’re no Planet Earth.	1.2993	0.04671	147	111	28	8
2221	I won’t debate global warming with your Down Under in my face.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2222	Oh yeah? You and what atmosphere?	1.2993	0.05008	137	105	23	9
2223	You've made your point , but continuing to blame us will not solve the problem, will it.	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2224	Make the world go away!	1.2993	0.04900	137	104	25	8
2225	My next guest is here to present her earth-shattering paper, ‘The reports of my flatness have been greatly exaggerated’	1.2993	0.05008	137	105	23	9
2226	Why am I always up against the world?	1.2993	0.04789	137	103	27	7
2227	We know you’ll think the world of next speaker.	1.2992	0.05039	127	96	24	7
2228	I didn't mean it.	1.2988	0.04509	164	125	29	10
2229	So turn on the air conditioner like everybody else!	1.2988	0.04426	164	124	31	9
2230	You might represent the entire planet, but I can run circles around you in this debate.	1.2986	0.04735	144	109	27	8
2231	The stage is set for world domination.	1.2986	0.04631	144	108	29	7
2232	Let me guess, it’s gonna be ‘uge.	1.2986	0.04735	144	109	27	8
2233	Please help me welcome our next guest, a personal favorite of mine, and I think you'll agree, one of the top hemispheres of all time!	1.2986	0.04836	144	110	25	9
2234	I don't care what you say, I still think you're flat!	1.2985	0.04741	134	100	28	6
2235	I only need $275 trillion to build a wall around it to keep out global warming!	1.2985	0.05193	134	104	20	10
2236	My opponent, Atlas, couldn’t even bother to show up!	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
2237	Global perspective? My socks are Chinese and my call girls are Brazilian, sir.	1.2985	0.04972	134	102	24	8
2238	To make the case against eating more sardines, I now turn to my opponent, the Pacific Ocean.	1.2980	0.04679	151	115	27	9
2239	We'll have to put your issues on hold for the moment. Now, how about we discuss gerrymandering?	1.2980	0.04285	151	111	35	5
2240	There you go again.	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
2241	Are you better off than you were four years ago?	1.2979	0.04800	141	107	26	8
2242	I'm not impressed with your world view!	1.2979	0.04694	141	106	28	7
2243	I know the world revolves around you, but please wait your turn.	1.2979	0.04800	141	107	26	8
2244	Shouldn't that be 'I am the world'?	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
2245	That may be your opinion, but I still say you are flat!	1.2979	0.05302	141	112	16	13
2246	We’ll get to you later.	1.2979	0.05007	141	109	22	10
2247	I will not cave into the intimidation of globalists!	1.2979	0.04905	141	108	24	9
2248	I'd like to introduce today's speaker on the topic, "What to do when people call you flat."	1.2977	0.04686	131	97	29	5
2249	Up next is Mother Earth. She’s here to testify about women’s rights.	1.2977	0.05275	131	102	19	10
2250	Look, I regret it happened, OK? But, who needs all that coral, anyway?	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
2251	Enough with the earthsplaining.	1.2977	0.05048	131	100	23	8
2252	Hyperbole aside, I think we can BOTH speak to the global issues facing this election	1.2976	0.04512	168	129	28	11
2253	My opponent surely cannot shrug off the fact that he is a Globalist.	1.2975	0.05068	121	91	24	6
2254	And now Earth's response...	1.2975	0.04878	158	124	21	13
2255	Around and around we go again.	1.2975	0.04354	158	118	33	7
2256	Talk about a Me vs. The World moment, am I right?	1.2975	0.04710	158	122	25	11
2257	My opponent clearly can't see the gravity of the situation.	1.2975	0.04535	158	120	29	9
2258	Earth: To the climate change deniers. Haha! So funny! You guys are killing me! No. I mean it. Literally. You ARE killing me.	1.2973	0.04644	148	112	28	8
2259	In this debate, it is me against the world. Literally.	1.2973	0.04644	148	112	28	8
2260	Frank attempted to debate global warming, but the evidence was too overwhelming”..	1.2973	0.04644	148	112	28	8
2261	You need to chill!	1.2973	0.04742	148	113	26	9
2262	My opponent is full of hot air about global warming.	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2263	And now in celebration of Earth Day, I give you...	1.2971	0.04869	138	105	25	8
2264	...and my opponent is obviously blowing things way out of proportion.	1.2971	0.04647	138	103	29	6
2265	well, we put a wall there, a beautiful barrier there, a fence...	1.2971	0.04413	138	101	33	4
2266	My opponent here does not believe that American jobs should be our #1 priority in 2020. Sad!	1.2971	0.04759	138	104	27	7
2267	My opponent has a one-sided view of the world!	1.2971	0.04759	138	104	27	7
2268	And really, instead of blaming others, it's time you took responsibility for your situation"	1.2970	0.04567	165	127	27	11
2269	We’re sorry, Mr. Atlas had a scheduling conflict but in his place...	1.2969	0.05126	128	98	22	8
2270	Mother Earth, you can't just argue that I'm a man and therefore I wouldn't understand.	1.2968	0.04772	155	120	24	11
2271	Our speaker has the weight of the world on his shoulders.	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
2272	In closing, remember to sign up and support MEFA on your way out. Make Earth Flat Again	1.2966	0.04498	145	108	31	6
2273	I didn’t realize my opponent would be speaking for herself.	1.2966	0.05097	145	114	19	12
2274	So, you deny you’re getting warmer?	1.2966	0.04603	145	109	29	7
2275	It seems to be getting a little warm in here.	1.2961	0.04652	152	116	27	9
2276	if there are no labels,how do we know where we are?	1.2961	0.04558	152	115	29	8
2277	My opponent occupies an alternate universe.	1.2961	0.04461	152	114	31	7
2278	Here's what's happened because I didn't get my fence.	1.2960	0.05331	125	97	19	9
2279	I assure you, you are not sick, there is no Climate change, now get back into your orbit where you belong.	1.2960	0.04955	125	94	25	6
2280	Your arguments for globalism are a bit too self-centered.	1.2959	0.04163	169	126	36	7
2281	Gee wiz, what are we standing on?	1.2958	0.05075	142	111	20	11
2282	It still looks pretty flat to me!	1.2956	0.04330	159	119	33	7
2283	And here’s Atlas! Wait... Where’d he go?	1.2956	0.04330	159	119	33	7
2284	Ahh, what do YOU know?	1.2956	0.04421	159	120	31	8
2285	My opponent has no experience in government and is deluded by all the fake science supporting the global warming hoax. And he's fat.	1.2956	0.04510	159	121	29	9
2286	Nobody listens to you!	1.2955	0.05014	132	101	23	8
2287	- People are not gonna buy this: a revolution every year it's not a real revolution!	1.2955	0.04898	132	100	25	7
2288	Yeah, and what about Asia?	1.2955	0.05240	132	103	19	10
2289	Although my opponent is more worldly, I can see she's heating up right now!	1.2953	0.04312	149	110	34	5
2290	I would ask my opponent to present evidence for this 'global warming'"	1.2953	0.04714	149	114	26	9
2291	Flat, flat, flat—end of debate!	1.2953	0.04903	149	116	22	11
2292	Do you need some ice in your water?	1.2953	0.04416	149	111	32	6
2293	Please. Just speak one at a time.	1.2953	0.04518	149	112	30	7
2294	There she goes again, always complaining about how warm it feels in here.	1.2953	0.04617	149	113	28	8
2295	Here.s the latest Banana Republic. Let’s welcome the United States of America	1.2953	0.04809	149	115	24	10
2296	#MeToo	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
2297	Just because you represent the entire world doesn’t make you right.	1.2951	0.05165	122	93	22	7
2298	Global warming? At her age? It's clearly hot flashes.	1.2950	0.04618	139	104	29	6
2299	Folk, it's you and me against my opponent here.	1.2950	0.04838	139	106	25	8
2300	I'll admit that my opponent has delivered on some of her promises...	1.2950	0.05049	139	108	21	10
2301	Is it warm in here?	1.2950	0.04838	139	106	25	8
2302	I know you're on a roll, but.....	1.2949	0.04476	156	118	30	8
2303	My opponent is clearly orbiting around the issue here.	1.2946	0.04971	129	98	24	7
2304	First you whined about the ozone layer, now it's climate change - what's next, disappearing rain forests?	1.2946	0.05437	129	102	16	11
2305	Donald embarrasses himself once again on the world stage.	1.2945	0.05159	146	116	17	13
2306	Nobody cares if you're more respected on the world stage...I had a reality TV show	1.2945	0.04678	146	111	27	8
2307	My opponent is clearly melting under this heat	1.2945	0.04678	146	111	27	8
2308	My opponent has his head in the clouds!	1.2945	0.04346	163	123	32	8
2309	When I said Global Warming is not real it was not for debate!	1.2941	0.04908	136	104	24	8
2310	Excuse me, but the Americas are not the only continents on the planet!	1.2941	0.04443	136	100	32	4
2311	And my opponent - I call him "whiny world" - can't even tolerate a few extra degrees of heat.... Hey "genius globe" - ever hear of air conditioning?	1.2941	0.05515	119	93	17	9
2312	Hold it right there. Asia and Australia won the coin toss fair and square."	1.2937	0.04397	160	121	31	8
2313	It's about time you stood up for yourself!	1.2937	0.04845	143	110	24	9
2314	It’s ‘All the world’s a stage’ not, ‘All the stage’s a world’!	1.2937	0.04637	143	108	28	7
2315	OK, Defend yourself!	1.2937	0.04637	143	108	28	7
2316	Yes, but do you have any actual proof that climate change is real?	1.2937	0.05044	143	112	20	11
2317	I will not tolerate your circular arguments!	1.2937	0.04420	143	106	32	5
2318	I prefer to remind my esteemed opponent that props are not permitted in formal debate.	1.2937	0.05172	126	97	21	8
2319	And now a word from our next speaker on climate change: The Planet	1.2937	0.05048	126	96	23	7
2320	I concede that the world does in fact revolve around my opponent.	1.2934	0.04101	167	124	37	6
2321	I don't care which side you're on!	1.2933	0.04687	150	115	26	9
2322	I mention "Hot Topic's" and you come rolling in !	1.2933	0.04781	150	116	24	10
2323	I 'd like to introduce the ultimate expert on global warming, The Earth!	1.2932	0.04866	133	101	25	7
2324	Why should we trust you? You keep changing your climate!	1.2932	0.05205	133	104	19	10
2325	My opponent's world view is clearly 'America First'.	1.2932	0.04372	133	97	33	3
2326	From where I stand your climate seems fine.	1.2929	0.04590	140	105	29	6
2327	My opponent's is a very one sided globalist perspective.	1.2929	0.04590	140	105	29	6
2328	now, we will hear from "Mother Earth" as she gives her point of view on the so-called "Climate Change" matter	1.2929	0.04808	140	107	25	8
2329	Excuse me sir! I will continue to oppose your unabashedly globalist views, and I dispute that you have the weight of the world behind them!	1.2929	0.04476	140	104	31	5
2330	Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to buy into all this global warming stuff based on a single opinion.	1.2929	0.05119	140	110	19	11
2331	As you can clearly see, ladies and gentlemen, we need LOTS of walls!	1.2929	0.04808	140	107	25	8
2332	My opponent is not a scientist and has no basis for discussing climate change	1.2929	0.04914	140	108	23	9
2333	My opponent thinks she knows so much about global warming!	1.2929	0.04700	140	106	27	7
2334	And now, live on our stage here at the EPA, and speaking for herself, a very angry WORLD	1.2927	0.04575	164	127	26	11
2335	I know worlds. I have the best worlds!	1.2925	0.04651	147	112	27	8
2336	And now, our special guest would like to discuss Armageddon and why it should happen now.	1.2925	0.04847	147	114	23	10
2337	I will not make age an issue. I am not going to exploit my opponent's age and uncountable antiquations.	1.2925	0.04549	147	111	29	7
2338	.....and that’s how far my inaugural crowd extended.	1.2925	0.04942	147	115	21	11
2339	Name the missing lake	1.2923	0.04938	130	99	24	7
2340	You're not so hot.	1.2922	0.04600	154	118	27	9
2341	It's obvious that my opponent is full of hot air.	1.2920	0.04877	137	105	24	8
2342	Meanwhile, my opponent has referred to our entire species as ‘A basket of deplorables’!	1.2920	0.04877	137	105	24	8
2343	And I alone can fix it	1.2920	0.05093	137	107	20	10
2344	To my left on this side of the dais we have the current champion.	1.2920	0.04986	137	106	22	9
2345	And that's what it looked like before it burned up.	1.2920	0.05093	137	107	20	10
2346	Even more evidence that Atlas dropped the ball.	1.2920	0.04652	137	103	28	6
2347	I propose we vote U.S. off the planet	1.2920	0.04766	137	104	26	7
2348	Ha! You think you know more about climate change?	1.2920	0.04986	137	106	22	9
2349	You make a very well rounded arguement	1.2920	0.04535	137	102	30	5
2350	And now...may I introduce the elephant in the room...	1.2917	0.04609	144	109	28	7
2351	And presenting the case against climate change ...	1.2917	0.04609	144	109	28	7
2352	The Flat Earth Debating Society has an invited guest speaker!	1.2917	0.05013	144	113	20	11
2353	Don't be such a hot head!	1.2917	0.05109	144	114	18	12
2354	My opponent always complains about carrying the weight of the world.	1.2917	0.04714	144	110	26	8
2355	Listen to him, he just goes round and round...	1.2917	0.04080	168	125	37	6
2356	So that's your take on the world view?	1.2917	0.04714	144	110	26	8
2357	My opponent claims to have the whole world in his hands. Maybe he underestimated.	1.2914	0.04660	151	116	26	9
2358	...my intelligence is not up for debate sir. Nor my ability see. The Flat Earth Society rejects your claims of roundness...	1.2914	0.04466	151	114	30	7
2359	We get it ! You have a World-view of politics	1.2913	0.04758	127	95	27	5
2360	what your saying makes a world of difference	1.2913	0.04624	127	94	29	4
2361	But what are your domestic positions?	1.2911	0.04241	158	118	34	6
2362	And my ancestors lived in the upper left tip of earth back when it was habitable.	1.2910	0.04717	134	101	27	6
2363	Offering her rebuttal in the climate change debate, we welcome to the stage... Mother Earth!	1.2910	0.05171	134	105	19	10
2364	The plan speaks for itself. Protect our Northern border. Move the Great Lakes!	1.2910	0.04596	134	100	29	5
2365	I don't care what you say, climate change is a hoax.	1.2910	0.05061	134	104	21	9
2366	Excuse me Mr. President, but I can speak for myself.	1.2910	0.04949	134	103	23	8
2367	My fellow citizens, clearly my opponent is not the actual planet Earth; for if that were the case, I then ask you: where are we holding this debate?	1.2909	0.04551	165	128	26	11
2368	‘The Americas this, the Americas that’ - I’ve had it with your Western Hemisphere-centrism!	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
2369	The last thing we'd want is world dominance!	1.2908	0.04671	141	107	27	7
2370	My opponent may well believe that she's warming, but has she considered whether it might just be psychosomatic?	1.2908	0.04779	141	108	25	8
2371	“There you go again blaming everyone but yourself.”	1.2905	0.04523	148	112	29	7
2372	I know more about anything than anyone! And I certainly know more about so called global warming than you!	1.2905	0.04623	148	113	27	8
2373	My opponent would like you to think he carries the world on his shoulders.	1.2905	0.04523	148	112	29	7
2374	And your questions about it's health...I'm going to let earth speak for itself.	1.2905	0.04623	148	113	27	8
2375	What are you hiding? Show us your birth certificate!	1.2905	0.04818	148	115	23	10
2376	I hear you, I hear you...but buying plastic water bottles is just too convenient	1.2905	0.04523	148	112	29	7
2377	Even at this distance I don't feel you're any warmer.	1.2903	0.04387	155	117	31	7
2378	I guess this really is the world stage	1.2903	0.04290	155	116	33	6
2379	I beg your pardon, but the galaxy doesn't care.	1.2903	0.05219	124	96	20	8
2380	Well I’ve been around the block a couple of times too, y’know.	1.2901	0.04350	162	123	31	8
2381	My opponent may be heated, but I'm not convinced it's global warming...	1.2901	0.04905	131	100	24	7
2382	How did you get in here?	1.2901	0.05024	131	101	22	8
2383	You were flatter in your profile picture.	1.2901	0.04784	131	99	26	6
2384	How did you fit through the door anyway?	1.2899	0.04388	138	102	32	4
2385	Obviously, my opponent is guilty of self-aggrandizing	1.2899	0.04507	138	103	30	5
2386	And now the Americas will have their say.	1.2899	0.04623	138	104	28	6
2387	Closer, closer...okay...stop! Stop!	1.2899	0.04507	138	103	30	5
2388	Excuse me, I'm talking!	1.2898	0.04038	176	132	37	7
2389	You are too subjective about climate change.	1.2897	0.04476	145	109	30	6
2390	Stop Right There! YOU don't believe in global warming?	1.2897	0.04786	145	112	24	9
2391	I suppose you have something to say about global warming !!	1.2897	0.04476	145	109	30	6
2392	I’ll say it again: ‘flat’.	1.2897	0.04476	145	109	30	6
2393	My colleague and I are a universe apart on this point.	1.2897	0.04786	145	112	24	9
2394	And now, a rebuttal to the Flat Earth argument.	1.2895	0.05534	114	89	17	8
2395	Cool down, Earth. Climate change's a hoax.	1.2895	0.04441	152	115	30	7
2396	No collusion! I swear!	1.2895	0.04441	152	115	30	7
2397	Nonetheless, the entire planet is still only entitled to a 90 second rebuttal.	1.2895	0.04633	152	117	26	9
2398	And just why is it we should allow you to make your problems ours?	1.2895	0.04633	152	117	26	9
2399	Not only is there no global warming, but as you can plainly see, the world is flat!	1.2895	0.04633	152	117	26	9
2400	How can you not recognize the global dimensions of the problem?	1.2895	0.04342	152	114	32	6
2401	Don't be fooled by my opponent that "Size matters".	1.2895	0.04342	152	114	32	6
2402	Atlas Shrugged, ladies and gentlemen"	1.2893	0.04403	159	121	30	8
2403	And if there is someone who knows a thing or two about global warming it is Earth.	1.2893	0.04403	159	121	30	8
2404	My opponent has a world of ideas, but, will it be around long enough to deliver?	1.2893	0.05306	121	94	19	8
2405	Nevertheless, your world-view is reductive.	1.2892	0.04527	166	129	26	11
2406	Just be patient. Atlas has a bit of a bladder problem.	1.2889	0.04803	135	103	25	7
2407	He's just a puppet for a special interest group, his 7.5 billion constituents.	1.2889	0.04917	135	104	23	8
2408	I'm not too old to debate you; I'm just warming up.	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
2409	I'm sorry to say, but my debate opponent hasn't been able to withstand the pressures of the world.	1.2889	0.04803	135	103	25	7
2410	So, our presentation for today: the earth is not flat. Any questions?	1.2889	0.04687	135	102	27	6
2411	Yeah, like, that's like your world view, man.	1.2889	0.04917	135	104	23	8
2412	I am not adjusting the thermostat to accommodate your menopause.	1.2887	0.04643	142	108	27	7
2413	Ok fine maybe you're not flat, but vaccines will definitely still give you autism"	1.2886	0.05066	149	119	17	13
2414	"You're entire argument is an ad hominem."	1.2886	0.04290	149	111	33	5
2415	Another self-centered remark from my opponent, always thinking globally!	1.2886	0.04883	149	117	21	11
2416	And now, mother earth on her story on "How I survived in spite of your abuse.	1.2886	0.04395	149	112	31	6
2417	I don’t care if the earth rolled over him, my two minutes aren’t up yet!	1.2885	0.04456	156	119	29	8
2418	I understand you've prepared a eulogy for the human race.	1.2885	0.04456	156	119	29	8
2419	Look. there are still so many places to build Border Walls	1.2885	0.04363	156	118	31	7
2420	Things are really heating up in this debate.	1.2880	0.04795	125	94	26	5
2421	What would you know about global warming?	1.2880	0.04795	125	94	26	5
2422	Who on earth are you?	1.2879	0.04990	132	102	22	8
2423	I will not uphold the world view.”	1.2879	0.04873	132	101	24	7
2424	See — it's flat!	1.2878	0.04816	139	107	24	8
2425	Look who is finally warming up?	1.2877	0.04758	146	113	24	9
2426	There is no such thing as global warming even if the whole world disagrees.	1.2877	0.04856	146	114	22	10
2427	I’m sorry, madam, but you’ve had your turn and you’re out of time.	1.2877	0.04657	146	112	26	8
2428	Globalism isn't as big as you think	1.2877	0.04450	146	110	30	6
2429	I would like to address my comments to North America. No offense to you South America.	1.2876	0.04416	153	116	30	7
2430	Despite my Mother's naivete, it is money that makes the world go 'round.	1.2876	0.04606	153	118	26	9
2431	Welcome to the Flat Earther Debate Finals	1.2876	0.04512	153	117	28	8
2432	You're so US-centric!	1.2876	0.04416	153	116	30	7
2433	''HERE IT IS FOLKS! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!"	1.2875	0.04288	160	121	32	7
2434	What planet are you on?!	1.2875	0.04640	160	125	24	11
2435	You’re only in it for yourself.	1.2869	0.05267	122	95	19	8
2436	I said I'd debate the Democrats, not the entire Western Hemisphere!	1.2868	0.05300	129	102	17	10
2437	Contrary to popular belief, the world is not getting smaller.	1.2868	0.04657	136	103	27	6
2438	This just proves that it's a world wide conspiracy.	1.2868	0.04772	136	104	25	7
2439	If I even mention climate change, you get all heated.	1.2868	0.04885	136	105	23	8
2440	This is not my middle finger.	1.2868	0.04995	136	106	21	9
2441	You seem a little arrogant, do you think the world of yourself?	1.2868	0.04885	136	105	23	8
2442	My opponent considers himself worldly!	1.2867	0.04166	143	105	35	3
2443	Hypochondriac!	1.2867	0.04720	143	110	25	8
2444	My opponent, Mother Earth, is a bully, just like all climate alarmists!	1.2867	0.04925	143	112	21	10
2445	My opponent will selfishly ask you to make him better.	1.2867	0.04925	143	112	21	10
2446	You’re just pandering to your base!	1.2867	0.04283	143	106	33	4
2447	I deny that!	1.2867	0.04720	143	110	25	8
2448	We've brought the world into the classroom to speak to you directly.	1.2867	0.04396	143	107	31	5
2449	Just goes to show you can't always trust your Global Positioning System	1.2867	0.04667	150	116	25	9
2450	Quit changing the clima... er,uh,subject!	1.2867	0.03939	150	109	39	2
2451	And what exactly have YOU done for us lately?	1.2867	0.04570	150	115	27	8
2452	And now, the most recent addition to the Democratic Party's primary, Gaia!	1.2866	0.04432	157	120	29	8
2453	You, sir, are not seeing the larger picture!"	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
2454	This was meant to be a tempered debate. Stop getting so heated.	1.2857	0.04893	126	96	24	6
2455	And we've had it up to here with those volcanoes.	1.2857	0.04317	147	110	32	5
2456	Now that we've seen the satellite photo of the Great Wall of China, here's what The Trump wall looks like from the same distance.	1.2857	0.04922	147	116	20	11
2457	I challenge my opponent to produce her long-form Hawaiian birth certificate!	1.2857	0.04957	133	103	22	8
2458	This debate is getting very heated	1.2857	0.04265	161	122	32	7
2459	And now for an opposing view	1.2857	0.04452	140	105	30	5
2460	Still alive, this year’s life achievement award goes to...	1.2857	0.04677	140	107	26	7
2461	Is anybody listening?	1.2857	0.04615	161	126	24	11
2462	I don't care if the world is against me. I shall prevail!	1.2857	0.04487	154	118	28	8
2463	And it makes a certain amount of sense that the world would finally ask for equal time...	1.2857	0.04580	154	119	26	9
2464	As my worthy opponent knows, This problem is bigger than both of us!	1.2857	0.04566	140	106	28	6
2465	Your presentation here today means the world to us.	1.2857	0.04317	147	110	32	5
2466	Yeah, Atlas, just walk away and leave her to the rest of us ...	1.2857	0.04892	140	109	22	9
2467	Excuse me! I have the floor.	1.2857	0.04827	147	115	22	10
2468	I've found my opponent lacks perspective."	1.2857	0.04317	147	110	32	5
2469	My opponent is just another globalist.	1.2857	0.04786	140	108	24	8
2470	Do you have proof of these outlandish claims?	1.2849	0.04247	172	132	31	9
2471	And finally, where in the world is my opponent?	1.2848	0.04282	165	126	31	8
2472	Atlas shrugged.	1.2848	0.04498	158	122	27	9
2473	Is my opponent prepared tonight to admit that they have another hidden side to their identity?	1.2848	0.04345	151	114	31	6
2474	Just keep your center of gravity	1.2847	0.04370	144	108	31	5
2475	Well, from here you look pretty darn flat to me!	1.2847	0.04794	144	112	23	9
2476	And now I turn the podium over to the Pacific Ocean which will present thoughts of it’s global dominance of Earth’s surface area.	1.2847	0.04370	144	108	31	5
2477	There is no debating this; you are full of hot air	1.2847	0.04692	144	111	25	8
2478	As you can see, our distinguished guest is having hot flashes.	1.2847	0.04370	144	108	31	5
2479	I served with Carl Sagan. I knew Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Carl Sagan.	1.2847	0.04370	144	108	31	5
2480	Apparently my opponent cannot carry the weight of the world on his shoulders after all.	1.2847	0.04854	137	106	23	8
2481	And now, to give an opposing view on the question of global warming...	1.2847	0.05278	137	110	15	12
2482	Let’s keep it real, no one cares that much about you.	1.2847	0.04510	137	103	29	5
2483	Let me guess. Location, Location, Location."	1.2846	0.04790	130	99	25	6
2484	I'd just like to point out that you are letting Easter Island speak for an awful lot of people.	1.2846	0.04912	130	100	23	7
2485	There you go again. Blowing even hotter air than last time we met.	1.2846	0.05149	130	102	19	9
2486	That's the planet we escaped from.	1.2846	0.05101	123	95	21	7
2487	I think we'd all like to hear from your better half.	1.2840	0.04127	169	128	34	7
2488	Please tell us how Climate Change is affecting you.	1.2840	0.04151	162	122	34	6
2489	I’m gonna build a wall!	1.2839	0.04735	155	122	22	11
2490	My next guest needs no subduction.	1.2839	0.04461	155	119	28	8
2491	Where not here to talk about your personal issues, ma'am.	1.2838	0.05167	148	120	14	14
2492	No! I will not be intimidated by globalization anymore.	1.2838	0.04398	148	112	30	6
2493	Oh yeah ... well, you're fat.	1.2838	0.04602	148	114	26	8
2494	My opponent cannot prove it is round!	1.2838	0.04798	148	116	22	10
2495	My opponent says he's "warming." I say, that's HIS problem.	1.2837	0.04425	141	106	30	5
2496	Who are you going to believe? Me, or her?	1.2837	0.04648	141	108	26	7
2497	Before I begin my talk, I want to thank my staff for this terrific visual aid.	1.2837	0.04756	141	109	24	8
2498	Global inflation is getting out of hand.	1.2837	0.04965	141	111	20	10
2499	Stop hovering, you creep.	1.2837	0.04965	141	111	20	10
2500	Vote for ME! I am the only candidate willing to take on the WORLD!	1.2837	0.04965	141	111	20	10
2501	If we elect this guy we are in for a world of hurt!	1.2837	0.04756	141	109	24	8
2502	About time you stopped spinning.	1.2837	0.04861	141	110	22	9
2503	When the earth was flat we had none of the problems we have now. If you ventured astray, you just fell off.	1.2837	0.04538	141	107	28	6
2504	And here's a shout-out to my family in Des Moines	1.2837	0.04756	141	109	24	8
2505	Moving South America east we can stop global warming.	1.2837	0.04425	141	106	30	5
2506	This is what it looked like before it went flat.	1.2836	0.04925	134	104	22	8
2507	With all due respect, you're in no condition for the job.	1.2835	0.05111	127	99	20	8
2508	And you really expect us to believe you’re not flat?	1.2830	0.04648	159	125	23	11
2509	The time has come to change up the Miss World competition	1.2829	0.04613	152	118	25	9
2510	Get a load of ol' "Low Energy Earth," over there.	1.2829	0.04517	152	117	27	8
2511	Folks, I know some of you won't believe how fast our next speaker was able to warm up!	1.2829	0.04517	152	117	27	8
2512	As you can see,there is no wall there anywhere! If God wanted a wall there, he would have put a wall!	1.2829	0.04218	152	114	33	5
2513	_I move to recess until Mr.Atlas resolves his egregious theatrics.	1.2829	0.04517	152	117	27	8
2514	Oh, sure! You’ve ‘changed’...	1.2828	0.04663	145	112	25	8
2515	Okay,Okay, Climate change is real!!	1.2828	0.04344	145	109	31	5
2516	I begin my argument with an extraterrestrial world view.	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
2517	My oponent thinks she knows something about climate change.	1.2826	0.04362	138	103	31	4
2518	I realize I may be alone with my opinion on this issue."	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
2519	While my opponent may better portray the populous at large, I would like to point out that I am rich.	1.2826	0.04823	138	107	23	8
2520	Raymond's worldly opinion of himself before the debate was short lived.	1.2824	0.04999	131	102	21	8
2521	Ask not what the world can do for you!	1.2824	0.04880	131	101	23	7
2522	How long we have endured, the spin from the other side.	1.2824	0.04106	170	129	34	7
2523	What? YOU?! YOU have NO Say in this! Shut up and SIT Down!	1.2823	0.05192	124	97	19	8
2524	We're giving each of the seven and a half billion speakers five minutes, then we'll open the cocktail party.	1.2822	0.04481	163	127	26	10
2525	You never hear Mars complaining like this!	1.2821	0.04246	156	118	32	6
2526	Climate Change? Ha! Show me the evidence.	1.2821	0.04795	156	124	20	12
2527	You may have all the time in the world, but I need 30 seconds for a rebuttal.	1.2819	0.04673	149	116	24	9
2528	I, for one, am not aligned with your world view.	1.2819	0.04475	149	114	28	7
2529	We warned you the camera would add ten pounds!	1.2817	0.04934	142	112	20	10
2530	Please hold your applause as this tends to start rolling.	1.2817	0.04620	142	109	26	7
2531	Why should you be the one determine the correct thermostat setting?!	1.2817	0.04831	142	111	22	9
2532	This Pacific point my opponent raises is a good one.	1.2817	0.04510	142	108	28	6
2533	I'd rather talk about unemployment.	1.2817	0.04620	142	109	26	7
2534	Yes, we think life is possible on Planet Earth, but understandably, very low intelligence.	1.2817	0.04727	142	110	24	8
2535	Well if you can warm up, so can I.	1.2815	0.04778	135	104	24	7
2536	Don't turn your back on me!	1.2814	0.04237	167	128	31	8
2537	My opponent would like to build a wall to keep Pluto out...	1.2812	0.04622	160	126	23	11
2538	And what would you know about global warming?	1.2812	0.04268	160	122	31	7
2539	I can fix this and upper Mongolia will pay for it!	1.2812	0.04536	160	125	25	10
2540	And you cast out poor Pluto, who was so small, weak and frail	1.2812	0.04827	128	98	24	6
2541	Objection! the question is out of orbit and without spin.	1.2810	0.04395	153	117	29	7
2542	Did it ever occur to you that it could just be global hot flashes?	1.2810	0.04395	153	117	29	7
2543	Damn you, Atlas!	1.2810	0.04296	153	116	31	6
2544	Give it up. The whole world is against you.	1.2810	0.04579	121	90	28	3
2545	And just what have you ever done for the people?	1.2808	0.04532	146	112	27	7
2546	Uh, woah there! When we promised you a global presence, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind.	1.2808	0.04427	146	111	29	6
2547	It's always on a macro level with you.	1.2808	0.04208	146	109	33	4
2548	Our guest lecturer will be discussing global warming.	1.2808	0.04635	146	113	25	8
2549	I will prove that global warming is a hoax despite my opponent's hot-headed arguments to the contrary!	1.2808	0.04319	146	110	31	5
2550	It's now the planet's turn.	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
2551	My friend Atlas here apparently got tired!	1.2806	0.04682	139	107	25	7
2552	I can see our debate from here!	1.2806	0.04900	139	109	21	9
2553	While Mr. Blue Planet would shackle your economic freedom	1.2805	0.04702	164	131	20	13
2554	My opponent is NOT being transparent concerning global warming - he's only showing half of the story!	1.2803	0.04318	157	120	30	7
2555	Western hemisphere...you ignorant slut!	1.2803	0.04593	157	123	24	10
2556	I, Donald tRump, call this global warming garbage FAKE News! I’ll say it right to your face!	1.2803	0.04503	157	122	26	9
2557	You may have the science, but we've got Trump!"	1.2800	0.04926	150	120	18	12
2558	My opponent would have you believe she feels the pain of global warming more then I do?	1.2800	0.04646	150	117	24	9
2559	My client, the former planet known as Pluto is requesting damages from the defendant....	1.2800	0.04899	125	96	23	6
2560	There- right there is where the wall will be if you vote for me.	1.2798	0.04215	168	129	31	8
2561	Will you stop your whining. What did you think? You would live forever?	1.2798	0.04299	168	130	29	9
2562	That’s just your opinion	1.2797	0.04801	143	112	22	9
2563	The victim card is the only thing my opponent knows to play.	1.2797	0.04903	143	113	20	10
2564	No, I’m not mansplaining.	1.2797	0.04372	143	108	30	5
2565	You haven't much time. Better make it bruef.	1.2797	0.04372	143	108	30	5
2566	I don't think you're big enough to matter.	1.2795	0.04336	161	124	29	8
2567	My colleague here appears to be getting hot under the collar, despite my reasonable argument in this debate that there is no scientific evidence of climate change.	1.2795	0.04511	161	126	25	10
2568	Mother Earth, may I call you 'Mom'? You've heard all sides of the climate change debate. We'd like to hear from you. Speak up, Mom.	1.2794	0.05080	136	108	18	10
2569	I told you that unlike myself, Senator Atlas would crumble under the additional weight of his presidential candidacy.	1.2794	0.04631	136	104	26	6
2570	Just stopped in to issue a global warning	1.2794	0.04748	136	105	24	7
2571	So you think you can be a star	1.2794	0.04861	136	106	22	8
2572	The earth speaks and no one listens.	1.2794	0.04861	136	106	22	8
2573	Bah to your preponderance of proof! You'll never convince me you're not flat!	1.2794	0.04631	136	104	26	6
2574	My opponent, who takes a broader view...	1.2794	0.04748	136	105	24	7
2575	I think the world of my esteemed opponent, however...	1.2794	0.04512	136	103	28	5
2576	That’s my opponent...always spinning.	1.2794	0.04631	136	104	26	6
2577	And I say you're not warming. I guess it's my word against yours.	1.2794	0.04861	136	106	22	8
2578	My opponent is not taking the bigger picture into account!	1.2792	0.04466	154	119	27	8
2579	It's about time you weighed in on global warming!	1.2792	0.04171	154	116	33	5
2580	See ladies and gents! The "Lie-entists" were wrong again. It's perfectly flat, like "Plate-O" said. And, right at the geometric center..... Mar-El-Lago!	1.2791	0.04148	172	132	32	8
2581	Your argument is flat sir, and so are you!	1.2791	0.04666	129	98	26	5
2582	Yes, but can you really prove it was HUMAN activity that caused your warming?	1.2789	0.04708	147	115	23	9
2583	Hold on Atlas!	1.2789	0.04806	147	116	21	10
2584	Your World View and mine are definitely different.	1.2789	0.04902	147	117	19	11
2585	Our next speaker needs no introduction. Ladies and Gentlemen, Everybody.	1.2789	0.04505	147	113	27	7
2586	It's starting to feel warm in here.	1.2789	0.04401	147	112	29	6
2587	The new dwarf planet, with an orbital eccentricity of 0.0167, will now take questions.	1.2787	0.04836	122	93	24	5
2588	Mother Earth wouldn't even be in the presidential arena if she weren't a woman.	1.2786	0.04974	140	111	19	10
2589	I'm not here to chit chat about the weather.	1.2786	0.04188	140	104	33	3
2590	I think it's just the stage lights. You're not actually warming.	1.2786	0.04653	140	108	25	7
2591	My opponent clearly knows nothing of worldly affairs.	1.2786	0.05076	140	112	17	11
2592	Does my opponent agree that there are two sides to every story?	1.2786	0.04653	140	108	25	7
2593	Our next speaker has a real earthy sense of humor.	1.2786	0.04762	140	109	23	8
2594	Tonight, we are here to debate our world view.	1.2786	0.04762	140	109	23	8
2595	I know the Earth and you are not her, ma'am.	1.2786	0.04974	140	111	19	10
2596	As Tupac once said: “it’s Me Against the World.”	1.2785	0.04387	158	122	28	8
2597	It’s a hoax! Last summer my opponent didn’t even have ice on her forehead!	1.2785	0.04387	158	122	28	8
2598	I STILL say that my opponent is FLAT!	1.2785	0.04478	158	123	26	9
2599	We present to you the finest speaker on the planet to talk to you on climate change.	1.2785	0.04199	158	120	32	6
2600	Before we continue our debate on Climate Change... can you please provide a long form birth certificate?	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
2601	...and the world has spoken!	1.2782	0.04932	133	104	21	8
2602	Contrary to what some may claim or believe, the world is in fact round. I present to you Exhibit A.	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
2603	You seem very worldly, what's your opinion on global warming?	1.2781	0.04423	151	116	28	7
2604	I still say you're flat, and you don't feel any warmer than you did the last time we met.	1.2781	0.04423	151	116	28	7
2605	I am an expert on global warming, so please wait your turn before weighing in on the issue.	1.2778	0.05119	126	99	19	8
2606	Our next guest is a world-renowned geologist	1.2778	0.04865	126	97	23	6
2607	If you're going to be like that, we'll just move to Planet B.	1.2778	0.04312	162	125	29	8
2608	And I am indeed ready to take on the world." John Canning Sea Cliff, NY	1.2778	0.04772	144	113	22	9
2609	And yet my opponent promised to drain the swamps!	1.2778	0.04346	144	109	30	5
2610	As a representative of the oil industry, let me repeat: we won’t be intimidated!	1.2774	0.04803	155	124	19	12
2611	My opponent continues to duck questions on domestic issues.	1.2774	0.04441	155	120	27	8
2612	Hah! You call me a gas bag?	1.2774	0.04345	155	119	29	7
2613	My next guest is here to discuss global warming. Let's give a warm welcome to Earth.	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
2614	Sir, do you mind? I’m just as interested in climate change as you.	1.2774	0.04717	137	106	24	7
2615	Don't give us that face. Everyone knows you've been warming up to China.	1.2774	0.04363	137	103	30	4
2616	I did say I was ready to take on the whole world, but could I go to the bathroom first?	1.2774	0.04602	137	105	26	6
2617	Atlas I knew you would never hold up	1.2771	0.04409	166	130	26	10
2618	Before long, things will completely turn for you	1.2770	0.03932	148	109	37	2
2619	easy...I was just kidding about global warming being fake news...	1.2770	0.04479	148	114	27	7
2620	I’mBlue; I’m hot; and I won’t be ignored	1.2770	0.04160	148	111	33	4
2621	My opponent recently confided that she IS feeling a bit warmer.	1.2770	0.04375	148	113	29	6
2622	What on earth are you saying ?!	1.2770	0.04680	148	116	23	9
2623	Sure, I may not be the most worldly candidate.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
2624	As parliamentarian of the Flat Earth Society, you, sir, are very much out of order.	1.2769	0.04886	130	101	22	7
2625	Somehow the continents separated from one another, if you catch my drift.	1.2767	0.04177	159	121	32	6
2626	And arguing the "against" position in today's debate, please welcome Senator Mitch McConnell.	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
2627	Your answer to my question is still wrong, but you are getting a little warmer.	1.2766	0.04624	141	109	25	7
2628	Planet, I served with Jupiter. I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine. Planet, you’re no Jupiter!	1.2766	0.04400	141	107	29	5
2629	I know this is a debate, but you have to stop getting so heated!	1.2766	0.04513	141	108	27	6
2630	My opponent’s lying! Promising the world? Just look at him!	1.2766	0.04624	141	109	25	7
2631	Not now, Mother. I'm trying to sell these fine folks a border wall.	1.2763	0.04195	152	115	32	5
2632	Whoa... easy there big fella.... let me introduce you first !	1.2763	0.04496	152	118	26	8
2633	There he goes. Throwing his weight around again.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
2634	I'd like to point out that my party's constituants own, or otherwise directly control, ninety-eight percent of my opponent.	1.2761	0.04665	134	103	25	6
2635	You say 'global warming,' but what do you really know about it.	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
2636	Alright, let's put a pin in it.	1.2761	0.04900	134	105	21	8
2637	How does it make you feel when people say they want to change you?	1.2761	0.04543	134	102	27	5
2638	All I said was we deserve better than Uranus.	1.2759	0.04743	145	114	22	9
2639	Wait a minute! You're not the only one to have a global approach.	1.2759	0.04834	116	88	24	4
2640	There you go, getting all hot and steamy again!	1.2759	0.04536	145	112	26	7
2641	yeah? well you're fat	1.2759	0.04536	145	112	26	7
2642	...and my ever-vacationing opponent is even now somewhere in the Pacific.	1.2759	0.04536	145	112	26	7
2643	How can we believe that you speak on behalf of everyone?	1.2759	0.04641	145	113	24	8
2644	Okay, you win, global warming is a real thing!	1.2756	0.04508	156	122	25	9
2645	Don’t even go there! I was eco-friendly before they invented the word.	1.2756	0.04416	156	121	27	8
2646	My opponent has a long history of only circling the larger issues.	1.2756	0.04416	156	121	27	8
2647	Stop right there - talk to the hand!	1.2756	0.04599	156	123	23	10
2648	And I say if Earth Day were a real holiday, we’d get the following Monday off!	1.2756	0.04832	127	98	23	6
2649	STOP! I DON'T ACTUALLY CONSIDER MYSELF THE CENTER OF UNIVERSE.	1.2754	0.04687	138	107	24	7
2650	And that’s my position even if the whole world thinks I’m crazy!	1.2754	0.04687	138	107	24	7
2651	Just you wait, my opponent will come around.	1.2754	0.05014	138	110	18	10
2652	Ask yourself, why hasn't Earth released its long form brith certificate?	1.2752	0.04553	149	116	25	8
2653	Fake news! You can't prove it!	1.2752	0.04652	149	117	23	9
2654	Oh yeah?! Well I‘ve got Wisconsin	1.2752	0.04652	149	117	23	9
2655	I don't care what the world says. I have all the answers.	1.2752	0.04553	149	116	25	8
2656	How can you, of all people, deny global warming?	1.2752	0.04349	149	114	29	6
2657	I shall defend the use of fossil fuels even though the whole world oppose me.	1.2752	0.04136	149	112	33	4
2658	You say we have to think globally...I say we must act locally.	1.2750	0.04248	160	123	30	7
2659	We are worlds apart on this issue. Let’s just agree to disagree.	1.2750	0.04248	160	123	30	7
2660	Unlike my opponent I have a world view.	1.2748	0.04730	131	101	24	6
2661	Wait one revolution now!	1.2748	0.04342	131	98	30	3
2662	Neither charm nor gravity will make me take your side!	1.2746	0.04808	142	112	21	9
2663	You shift positions so much you’re practically spinning	1.2746	0.04703	142	111	23	8
2664	It's been said that I'm at odds with the world.	1.2746	0.04596	142	110	25	7
2665	Please shut off your phones and GPS devices.	1.2746	0.04486	142	109	27	6
2666	Mother Earth, do you believe Climate Change is a hoax?	1.2746	0.04703	142	111	23	8
2667	And now let me introduce my very dear,old friend without whom I certainly would not be here tonight.	1.2746	0.04373	142	108	29	5
2668	What is your opinion on global warming?	1.2746	0.04808	142	112	21	9
2669	While my opponent may be more worldly, my spin is that politics is local.	1.2745	0.04373	153	118	28	7
2670	Man V. World	1.2745	0.04373	153	118	28	7
2671	My opponent, Mr. World, will try to say that it's all gloom and doom ahead.	1.2741	0.04980	135	107	19	9
2672	My opponent seems to think global warming is the only issue of interest here.	1.2740	0.04403	146	112	28	6
2673	And my opponent just fell into the Pacific!	1.2740	0.04813	146	116	20	10
2674	Oh yeh, keep blabbering about YOUR molten core!	1.2740	0.04509	146	113	26	7
2675	My opponent claims to be from the Western Hemisphere.....I ask you where’s the proof?	1.2739	0.04297	157	121	29	7
2676	World debating championship	1.2739	0.04297	157	121	29	7
2677	That "Atlas Shrugged" story is getting pretty old!	1.2739	0.04201	157	120	31	6
2678	Care to spin around and show us your poorer side?	1.2734	0.05169	128	102	17	9
2679	I've invited my next guest to talk about it's next revolution	1.2734	0.04925	128	100	21	7
2680	From now on, America first!	1.2734	0.04876	139	110	20	9
2681	And now, a representative of the Earth has asked to say a few words about global warming, pollution, and basic lack of respect.	1.2734	0.04544	139	107	26	6
2682	We will secure our borders from climate change too	1.2734	0.04768	139	109	22	8
2683	Earth, heal thyself!	1.2734	0.04060	139	103	34	2
2684	.......and my opponent's presents a view that only shows a New World perspective".	1.2734	0.04876	139	110	20	9
2685	Our extinction may well be at hand, but there was no collusion!	1.2734	0.04658	139	108	24	7
2686	This is a science convention. There is no need for your worldview.	1.2733	0.04324	150	115	29	6
2687	Where's my wall?!?	1.2733	0.04526	150	117	25	8
2688	Yes, I Donald J. Trump, know better. My gut says so...	1.2733	0.04427	150	116	27	7
2689	I'm warning you!	1.2733	0.04624	150	118	23	9
2690	...and I still have more Twitter followers!	1.2733	0.04225	161	124	30	7
2691	Not being able to speak about climate change made The World even hotter under the collar.	1.2727	0.04568	143	111	25	7
2692	I pledge to bring back the borders	1.2727	0.04232	143	108	31	4
2693	We are the last two candidates and the choice is clear.	1.2727	0.04568	143	111	25	7
2694	My opponent makes unsubstantiated claims of global warming. We all know she is just having hot flashes!	1.2727	0.04778	143	113	21	9
2695	No no no! Only from there to there will be great again.	1.2727	0.04939	132	104	20	8
2696	Yeah, when you can't think of anything better to say it's always, "Global Warming this and Global Warming that"	1.2727	0.05151	110	85	20	5
2697	It's like I have the weight of the world going against me!	1.2727	0.04568	143	111	25	7
2698	My opponent here seems to think science is a thing!	1.2727	0.04458	143	110	27	6
2699	No. I said, ‘Please be more SPECIFIC. ‘	1.2727	0.04674	143	112	23	8
2700	I'm feeling anything but global warming from you.	1.2727	0.04880	143	114

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