Contest #655


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655

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Who is ‘coming around the mountain,’ John? Could it be your mother?”
  2. “We’ll end on that note.”
  3. “There are cheaper ways to find an audience, Jim.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-24T21:28:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-04-07T21:29:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-04-01T21:28:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 8, 2019
Number of captions 5278
Number of responses 758127
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 How do you respond to allegations that you're bipolar? 1.9074 0.06715 162 67 43 52
1 The poles show you’re in trouble. 1.8000 0.06816 140 62 44 34
2 I'm sure voters have noticed that you're completely in the dark half the time. 1.7731 0.07104 119 52 42 25
3 Ask yourself, are you better off now than you were four billion years ago? 1.7688 0.06284 160 73 51 36
4 I guarantee in twelve hours we'll see a completely different side of my opponent. 1.7586 0.06729 145 69 42 34
5 Oh, sure. But in 12 hours, you'll take the opposite position. 1.7162 0.06435 148 72 46 30
6 My opponent, on the other hand, tends to be all over the map. 1.7007 0.06663 137 68 42 27
7 That wasn’t your position this morning. 1.6960 0.07114 125 64 35 26
8 I guarantee in twelve hours my opponent will be on the other side of the issue. 1.6901 0.06718 142 74 38 30
9 Ask yourself, are you better off than you were 4.54 billion years ago? 1.6894 0.06056 161 80 51 30
10 Spin. Spin. Spin. That's all we ever get from you. 1.6815 0.06621 135 68 42 25
11 There you go again; constantly changing your position" 1.6797 0.06741 128 64 41 23
12 Wait, if you're here, then where are we? 1.6774 0.06468 155 83 39 33
13 Everything doesn’t revolve around you, you know! 1.6765 0.06424 136 67 46 23
14 Spin and more spin! That's all we get from you. 1.6618 0.06862 136 74 34 28
15 And yet just a few hours ago you held a totally different position! 1.6614 0.06728 127 65 40 22
16 And finally, can you really trust my opponent whose position changes EVERY SINGLE DAY? 1.6603 0.06333 156 84 41 31
17 No offense, but half the time , you’re in the dark! 1.6522 0.06121 161 86 45 30
18 Please let me finish. Not everything revolves around you! 1.6508 0.06975 126 68 34 24
19 Clearly Russia is behind you! 1.6494 0.06484 154 86 36 32
20 I know for a fact Russia is behind this. 1.6483 0.06531 145 79 38 28
21 Twelve hours from now my opponent will do a complete about-face. 1.6475 0.06763 139 77 34 28
22 Don't be fooled by her 4.5 billion years of experience. 1.6424 0.06115 151 79 47 25
23 We've had enough of your spin. 1.6364 0.06241 143 75 45 23
24 In the past 12 hours, my opponent has made a complete about-face. 1.6340 0.06273 153 84 41 28
25 Spin! All we get from you is spin! 1.6316 0.06534 133 71 40 22
26 My opponent changes his position every day 1.6282 0.06183 156 86 42 28
27 All my opponent ever does is spin, spin, spin.” 1.6279 0.06791 129 71 35 23
28 Folks, we need stability—not a revolution every 24 hours. 1.6214 0.06760 140 81 31 28
29 Really? You held the exact opposite position just six months ago! 1.6183 0.06720 131 73 35 23
30 With all due respect, I am the one with the degree in global studies. 1.6176 0.06354 136 73 42 21
31 And can we trust a candidate that does a 180 twice a day? 1.6165 0.06727 133 75 34 24
32 Oh, I get it - the whole world's right and I'm wrong. 1.6143 0.06919 140 84 26 30
33 Make no mistake—in just half a day his position will have changed 180 degrees! 1.6138 0.06281 145 80 41 24
34 I don't care how many millions of years it took. Your 5 minutes are up. 1.6096 0.06099 146 79 45 22
35 Wait... If you're here then where am I? 1.6069 0.06587 145 85 32 28
36 My opponent’s position changes every day! 1.6069 0.06587 145 85 32 28
37 You are bipolar and tempestuous. 1.6054 0.06516 147 86 33 28
38 Even your own poles show you losing. 1.6043 0.06744 139 82 30 27
39 If you're here then what am I standing on? 1.6017 0.07236 118 69 27 22
40 I've got many, many continents. More continents than you can even imagine. The best continents. 1.5986 0.06305 147 84 38 25
41 Rest assured, by the time this debate is over, my opponent will have changed positions yet again. 1.5931 0.06380 145 84 36 25
42 Spin, spin and more spin! Stop that! 1.5928 0.05708 167 93 49 25
43 Unfortunately, Wind and Fire will be unable to join us tonight. 1.5924 0.06126 157 91 39 27
44 And another thing, you think the sun rises and sets around you! 1.5921 0.06146 152 87 40 25
45 My opponent believes the sun rises and sets on her. 1.5906 0.07013 127 76 27 24
46 Are you better off than you were four billion years ago? 1.5899 0.06195 139 77 42 20
47 Just in the last day, my opponent has rotated 360 degrees. 1.5894 0.06109 151 86 41 24
48 The only thing we have to fear is sphere itself. 1.5882 0.06257 153 90 36 27
49 You're in trouble at the poles! 1.5874 0.06755 143 88 26 29
50 Yes, but can you act locally? 1.5867 0.05846 150 82 48 20
51 Just as we seemed to finding some common ground, you rotate right back to the same position you held 24 hours ago! 1.5852 0.06599 135 79 33 23
52 Don't be intimidated by the gravity of my opponent. 1.5846 0.06713 130 76 32 22
53 There you go again, thinking everything revolves around you! 1.5823 0.05834 158 89 46 23
54 First you spend millions of years making fossil fuels, now you say we can't use them? 1.5816 0.06535 141 84 32 25
55 Please let me finish. Your last turn felt like it took all day. 1.5802 0.06850 131 79 28 24
56 Look, if you are who you say you are then what am I standing on? 1.5782 0.06398 147 88 33 26
57 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is me against the world. 1.5782 0.06325 147 87 35 25
58 Not quite. But you're getting warmer. 1.5772 0.06111 149 86 40 23
59 Nothing but spin. 1.5766 0.06530 137 81 33 23
60 There you go again, promising the moon. 1.5762 0.05672 151 82 51 18
61 Unlike my opponent, I don’t believe everything revolves around me. 1.5755 0.06616 139 84 30 25
62 Are we really considering electing someone who will be over five billion years old at the time they take office? 1.5725 0.06322 131 74 39 18
63 It's all spin. 1.5672 0.06218 134 76 40 18
64 It’s always about you, isn’t it? 1.5672 0.06307 134 77 38 19
65 This debate doesn't revolve around you. 1.5664 0.06082 143 82 41 20
66 My opponent relies too heavily on poles. 1.5641 0.06313 156 97 30 29
67 Enough with the spin. 1.5641 0.05907 156 91 42 23
68 She keeps going around and around and never gets to her point. 1.5639 0.06523 133 79 33 21
69 Half of each and every day, my opponent is operating in the dark. 1.5621 0.06278 153 94 32 27
70 My opponent here is a master of spin. 1.5606 0.06202 132 75 40 17
71 As always, my opponent is going around in circles. 1.5603 0.06739 116 67 33 16
72 My opponent spins everything. 1.5592 0.06030 152 90 39 23
73 I knew Venus. Venus was a friend of mine. And you, sir, are no Venus. 1.5592 0.06173 152 92 35 25
74 My opponent has been spinning in circles. If we follow her we'll just end up in the same spot next year! 1.5577 0.05840 156 91 43 22
75 It is almost impossible to overstate the gravity of my opponent’s position. 1.5573 0.06694 131 80 29 22
76 If elected, I will build a great, great wall and Mars will pay for it. 1.5564 0.05982 133 74 44 15
77 Save the Earth? Now who's the narcissist? 1.5563 0.05990 151 89 40 22
78 No! I say that you have been given too much latitude already! 1.5562 0.05864 160 95 41 24
79 A stay-at-home mom for 4 1/2 billion years with no managerial expertise... 1.5556 0.06293 144 87 34 23
80 As you can see, my opponent is completely off his axis! 1.5532 0.06158 141 83 38 20
81 What makes you an expert on climate change? 1.5526 0.06106 152 92 36 24
82 I'm afraid your time's almost up. 1.5526 0.05962 152 90 40 22
83 It is common knowledge that my opponent is a master of spin 1.5515 0.05857 165 100 39 26
84 I think you need a latitude adjustment. 1.5489 0.06082 133 76 41 16
85 That wasn’t your position six months ago! 1.5474 0.06300 137 82 35 20
86 I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation! 1.5472 0.05898 159 96 39 24
87 You can spin all you want 1.5462 0.06933 119 73 27 19
88 Our next auction item, one used and abused planet. A real fixer upper, but with lots of potential. 1.5448 0.06583 134 83 29 22
89 Could you be more Pacific?! 1.5442 0.06273 147 91 32 24
90 And the moon is gonna pay for it. 1.5433 0.06778 127 79 27 21
91 The earth has an announcement to make: it's bi-polar. 1.5433 0.06869 127 80 25 22
92 Yes, my opponent may be worldly, but he also has a dark side. 1.5429 0.06280 140 85 34 21
93 Well, I'm just warming up, too. 1.5426 0.06604 129 79 30 20
94 Is my opponent going to reach a point or continue to go around in circles? 1.5419 0.05734 155 91 44 20
95 Furthermore, Fox just broke the story that you weren't even born in our solar system! 1.5414 0.05890 157 95 39 23
96 So, if you are here, what are we all standing on? 1.5414 0.06449 133 81 32 20
97 As you can see the world is very big. Huge. Really huge. And there is a lot of water. Very wet water. 1.5409 0.05833 159 96 40 23
98 Proving, once again, it's me against the world. 1.5399 0.05854 163 100 38 25
99 And yet my opponent refuses to share her earth certificate! 1.5396 0.06149 139 83 37 19
100 I will concede that my opponent may have more gravitas. 1.5385 0.06288 130 77 36 17
101 It appears my opponent is getting heated. 1.5385 0.06566 130 80 30 20
102 I've seen Jupiter, sir. And you're no Jupiter. 1.5380 0.05999 158 98 35 25
103 I catch your continental drift. 1.5379 0.06308 132 79 35 18
104 Yeah, and I guess you think the sun revolves around you! 1.5373 0.06236 134 80 36 18
105 You don't look so hot to me. 1.5355 0.05737 155 92 43 20
106 The Flat Earth Society welcomes a very controversial speaker tonight... 1.5355 0.06022 155 96 35 24
107 It isn't fair. You've been warming up for a while. I'm just getting started. 1.5354 0.06402 127 76 34 17
108 My opponent seems to think the world of himself 1.5342 0.05925 146 87 40 19
109 You just have to put a spin on everything, don't you? 1.5329 0.05898 152 92 39 21
110 My opponent is only showing half of the picture! 1.5325 0.05385 154 87 52 15
111 I would ask my opponent to please refrain from finishing every argument with "the world has spoken". 1.5324 0.06319 139 86 32 21
112 My opponent is a disaster waiting to happen. 1.5306 0.05975 147 89 38 20
113 Do you even understand the gravity of this situation? 1.5303 0.06030 132 77 40 15
114 In general, we at the Flat Earth Society do not lend much credibility to physical evidence. 1.5294 0.06257 136 83 34 19
115 Could you be a bit more Pacific? 1.5294 0.05990 136 80 40 16
116 No doubt my opponent will defend globalism. 1.5287 0.05611 157 93 45 19
117 Wait... if you're here, then what planet am I on? 1.5282 0.06217 142 88 33 21
118 Can you be a bit more Pacific? 1.5282 0.05971 142 85 39 18
119 Please, stop saying "I think I 'm speaking for all of us..." 1.5280 0.05507 161 95 47 19
120 You think everything revolves around you. 1.5271 0.06791 129 83 24 22
121 My opponent, clearly, thinks the world of himself. 1.5270 0.05867 148 89 40 19
122 I will concede that my opponent speaks with exceptional gravity. 1.5267 0.06108 150 94 33 23
123 Can I finish my point? You had 4.5 billion years to make yours. 1.5253 0.05586 158 94 45 19
124 And what makes YOU an expert on climate change? 1.5244 0.05702 164 101 40 23
125 Wait ... if you’re there, where am I? 1.5232 0.05625 151 89 45 17
126 OK, so maybe when I said I would "take on the world" I overpromised. 1.5231 0.06294 130 79 34 17
127 Global warming, world peace, global poverty"...For my opponent it's always, "Me, me, me! 1.5227 0.06670 132 85 25 22
128 I'm for the voters while my opponent is for self-preservation. 1.5226 0.05885 155 96 37 22
129 That's your best argument? You have 4.5 billion years of life experience over me? 1.5224 0.06151 134 81 36 17
130 I knew planet Earth, you sir are no planet Earth. 1.5220 0.05702 159 97 41 21
131 And you, sir, are no Mars. 1.5220 0.05908 159 100 35 24
132 When I said I’m willing to take on the whole world, it was a metaphor! 1.5212 0.05477 165 99 46 20
133 Why does it always feel like it's me against the world? 1.5211 0.06219 142 89 32 21
134 Are you better off now than you were four billion years ago? 1.5200 0.05886 150 92 38 20
135 No, I'm the one who's just warming up. 1.5200 0.05962 150 93 36 21
136 Doug mansplains climate change to Mother Earth 1.5197 0.06119 152 97 31 24
137 You're clearly out of your orbit. 1.5197 0.05975 152 95 35 22
138 And now, someone who needs no introduction. 1.5197 0.06600 127 80 28 19
139 So after Atlas shrugged, what happened? 1.5191 0.06623 131 84 26 21
140 Well, it looks like the whole world is against me. 1.5188 0.06187 133 81 35 17
141 Sure, my opponent claims she can provide clean air, clean water, enough food for everyone - but how is she going to pay for it? 1.5188 0.06457 133 84 29 20
142 That's not exactly what I meant, but you're getting warmer. 1.5185 0.06207 135 83 34 18
143 I give facts and all you get from her is spin. 1.5185 0.06207 135 83 34 18
144 My opponant can spin as much as he likes but we all know that in 24 hours he will return to exactly the same position. Just admit it sir; you are a globalist! 1.5170 0.05900 147 90 38 19
145 In case you haven't heard--you are not the center of the universe. 1.5170 0.05978 147 91 36 20
146 You're constantly shifting your position. 1.5166 0.06006 151 95 34 22
147 Stop spinning and give me a straight answer! 1.5163 0.05724 153 93 41 19
148 I knew Jupiter; I was a friend of Jupiter, and sir, you are no Jupiter. 1.5161 0.05815 155 96 38 21
149 I would suggest to you that you are taking these climate change debates far too personally 1.5152 0.05938 132 78 40 14
150 If you're here, then where are we? 1.5145 0.06360 138 88 29 21
151 My opponent is ignoring the gravity of this situation. 1.5141 0.04946 177 102 59 16
152 Oh, believe me. I'm just warming up, too! 1.5139 0.05660 144 85 44 15
153 Once again, my opponent proves the master of spin. 1.5135 0.05465 148 86 48 14
154 So I guess it's me against the world. 1.5133 0.05811 150 92 39 19
155 And what makes you the expert on global warming? 1.5119 0.05849 168 109 32 27
156 Please give a not-so-warm welcome to our next guest. 1.5111 0.06119 135 83 35 17
157 Just cool down. 1.5106 0.06091 141 88 34 19
158 Oh, sure...next you'll be saying you speak for everyone. 1.5105 0.05944 143 88 37 18
159 What if I’m right and the whole world IS wrong? 1.5098 0.05650 153 93 42 18
160 My opponent is a known environmental extremist. 1.5097 0.05958 155 99 33 23
161 Well, I guess it's me against the world, then! 1.5094 0.05704 159 99 39 21
162 My opponent is a master at spinning. 1.5092 0.05797 163 104 35 24
163 You see, the whole world is against me. 1.5092 0.05665 163 102 39 22
164 The earth was captured by the sun. I like planets that were not captured by the sun! 1.5078 0.06655 128 83 25 20
165 It's me against the world. 1.5077 0.06201 130 80 34 16
166 My opponent, however, leans twenty three and a half degrees to the left but six months later will do exactly the opposire! 1.5072 0.06277 138 88 30 20
167 All my opponent does is spin. 1.5070 0.06301 142 92 28 22
168 My opponent seems to think the sun rises and sets on her alone! 1.5069 0.05913 144 89 37 18
169 Volatile. Windy. Erupting. Stormy. These are all words commonly used to describe my opponent. 1.5069 0.05830 144 88 39 17
170 There you go again... Spin. Spin. Spin. 1.5069 0.05830 144 88 39 17
171 Please - you've had 5 billion years; you can wait another 30 seconds. 1.5068 0.05949 148 93 35 20
172 My opponent is all over the map. 1.5067 0.05888 150 94 36 20
173 Let me finish...you've had 4.5 billion years; it's my turn to talk. 1.5065 0.05772 154 96 38 20
174 I can see Alaska from here! 1.5065 0.05917 154 98 34 22
175 You thought you were too big to fail. 1.5036 0.06397 137 89 27 21
176 My opponent obviously thinks the world of himself. 1.5036 0.05719 139 83 42 14
177 Looks like it’s me against the world. 1.5036 0.05987 139 86 36 17
178 There you go again, always spinning things! 1.5036 0.05899 139 85 38 16
179 Who cares what the world thinks! 1.5036 0.06073 139 87 34 18
180 Sir, could you be more pacific? 1.5035 0.05690 143 86 42 15
181 You need to cool down before we continue. 1.5035 0.06267 143 93 28 22
182 Is it warm in here or is it just you? 1.5034 0.05822 147 91 38 18
183 My opponent thinks everything revolves around her. 1.5034 0.05995 149 95 33 21
184 Point to where the orange man hurt you. 1.5034 0.06290 149 99 25 25
185 And our next expert on climate change needs no introduction... 1.5032 0.05959 155 100 32 23
186 Nothing but spin, folks! 1.5031 0.05581 161 100 41 20
187 You too have faults. 1.5031 0.05598 163 102 40 21
188 And now, introducing my special guest for Earth Day... 1.5029 0.05399 171 106 44 21
189 I don't care for my opponent's spin. 1.5000 0.05362 152 90 48 14
190 I don't care how many revolutions you've started. You have to wait your turn. 1.5000 0.05793 148 92 38 18
191 You're not too big to fail. 1.5000 0.05661 158 99 39 20
192 May I present, the leading authority on climate change. 1.5000 0.05747 144 88 40 16
193 It's indisputable that my opponent likes to "spin". 1.5000 0.05661 144 87 42 15
194 What can you say when the whole world is against you? 1.5000 0.06040 140 88 34 18
195 This is America! Who cares what the world thinks. 1.5000 0.05575 144 86 44 14
196 With all due respect, the people are getting sick of your constant spin. 1.5000 0.05272 162 97 49 16
197 Enough about your problems. 1.5000 0.05806 142 87 39 16
198 The universe does not revolve around you! 1.5000 0.05747 144 88 40 16
199 Would I be running for reelection if I cared what the world thinks? 1.5000 0.05904 136 83 38 15
200 You clearly fail to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.5000 0.05720 142 86 41 15
201 You always have to turn everything into a global issue, don’t you? 1.5000 0.06831 126 84 21 21
202 And our next Earth Day speaker needs no introduction. 1.4967 0.05783 151 95 37 19
203 I know you’re just warming up 1.4966 0.05902 147 93 35 19
204 Are you going to answer the question, or just keep spinning? 1.4966 0.05822 147 92 37 18
205 My opponent has 'flatly refused' and now he 'roundly condemns' - well, which is it? 1.4966 0.05902 147 93 35 19
206 So if YOU'RE here, then what planet am I on? 1.4966 0.05963 145 92 34 19
207 Must you put a spin on everything? 1.4965 0.05603 143 86 43 14
208 My opponent’s arguments are just all over the map. 1.4965 0.05690 143 87 41 15
209 My five minutes are up. I'm sure my opponent could go on for ages. 1.4961 0.05837 129 77 40 12
210 Must you spin everything? 1.4937 0.05517 158 98 42 18
211 You're just mad because you're melting in the polls. 1.4937 0.05732 158 101 36 21
212 Our next speaker will share a more global perspective. 1.4936 0.05264 156 93 49 14
213 There you go again, always promising the moon! 1.4936 0.05643 156 98 39 19
214 What on earth are you talking about? 1.4935 0.05772 154 98 36 20
215 I don't think my opponent appreciates the gravity of the situation. 1.4935 0.05845 154 99 34 21
216 And now, for a global perspective. 1.4934 0.05280 152 90 49 13
217 And to my left, the Democratic candidates for President of the United States. 1.4932 0.06176 148 98 27 23
218 I guess it really is me against the world. 1.4932 0.05712 148 92 39 17
219 And how do you feel about Europe and Asia talking behind your back? 1.4932 0.05932 146 93 34 19
220 ... and I assert that the only reason you support the idea of global warming is your own self interest. 1.4928 0.06361 138 91 26 21
221 Stop! It's all just spin! 1.4928 0.06019 138 87 34 17
222 Stop spinning everything. 1.4922 0.06274 128 81 31 16
223 What my opponent fails to mention is that I WILL build a wall. And Mars will pay for it! 1.4917 0.06589 120 77 27 16
224 Why is it always me against the world?! 1.4906 0.05773 159 103 34 22
225 You claim to think globally, but can we afford to have a president who is bipolar? 1.4904 0.06103 157 106 25 26
226 You say you want a revolution? 1.4904 0.06831 104 65 27 12
227 My opponent can't even give us a straight answer about their age. Are you 5,779 or 4.5 billion years old? 1.4903 0.05595 155 97 40 18
228 I suppose it really is "me against the world"! 1.4895 0.06107 143 93 30 20
229 Voters want the truth but you just spin. 1.4895 0.05690 143 88 40 15
230 MEDICS! Something just fell on our president! 1.4894 0.06174 141 92 29 20
231 71% of my opponent's surface is covered with water. He is practically all wet. He is 4.54 billion years old! He takes 24 hours to rotate on his axis! Let's not even mention the gaping hole in his ozone layer. vote for me. 1.4889 0.06297 135 88 28 19
232 I believe your time is almost up 1.4887 0.06001 133 83 35 15
233 I too, am just warming up! 1.4887 0.05710 133 80 41 12
234 My opponent would have you believe that a crisis is looming... 1.4885 0.05669 131 78 42 11
235 If you're here, what are we standing on? 1.4880 0.06387 125 80 29 16
236 Next thing you’re going to say is that WE are to blame for your problems. 1.4873 0.05516 158 99 41 18
237 Despite our differences, I can certainly appreciate your uniquely global perspective.” 1.4873 0.05731 158 102 35 21
238 Our next presenter has tremendous gravitas. 1.4873 0.05589 158 100 39 19
239 My opponent represents everything that is wrong with the world today. 1.4870 0.05546 154 96 41 17
240 Enough spin! 1.4870 0.05391 154 94 45 15
241 My opponent will promise you the moon. 1.4868 0.05522 152 94 42 16
242 Just when the debate started to get interesting, Atlas shrugged. 1.4868 0.05976 152 100 30 22
243 What makes you think you can speak for the whole world? 1.4863 0.05770 146 92 37 17
244 And now for a global perspective on tonight's topic... 1.4861 0.05574 144 88 42 14
245 I told you I’m not paranoid..the world IS against me 1.4857 0.06124 140 91 30 19
246 I think we've all had about enough of your spin. 1.4855 0.05748 138 85 39 14
247 I'm hot and gassy too and I don't blame YOU for it. 1.4855 0.05929 138 87 35 16
248 My sincere apologies to our next presenter, but, it seems, we have run out of time. 1.4853 0.06084 136 87 32 17
249 Of course my opponent promises you the world. But does he have anything else to offer? 1.4853 0.06084 136 87 32 17
250 No, only most of the stage is a world. 1.4853 0.06347 136 90 26 20
251 My opponent's views on global climate change are clearly self-serving. 1.4845 0.05439 161 101 42 18
252 I knew Jupiter. And you’re no Jupiter. 1.4845 0.05649 161 104 36 21
253 ``You're hot? Well my feet hurt. Now answer the question.'' 1.4841 0.06545 126 83 25 18
254 The World speaks for itself. The question is whether anyone is listening. 1.4841 0.06247 126 80 31 15
255 Being 4.6 Billion years old doesn't make you an expert in everything! 1.4841 0.05615 157 100 38 19
256 This is big, no matter how you spin it. 1.4841 0.05541 157 99 40 18
257 I would like to urge my distinguished opponent to cool down. 1.4837 0.05572 153 96 40 17
258 I'm afraid your time is up. 1.4837 0.05495 153 95 42 16
259 Respectfully, you don't speak for everyone. 1.4837 0.05724 153 98 36 19
260 Quit with the spin! 1.4833 0.06033 120 73 36 11
261 I said "you're flat" not "fat". 1.4832 0.05683 149 94 38 17
262 I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's age or rising core temperature. 1.4831 0.05739 118 69 41 8
263 I feel like the whole world is against me here. 1.4828 0.05962 145 94 32 19
264 Spin, spin, spin, that’s all you do! 1.4825 0.05859 143 91 35 17
265 My opponent expects everything to revolve around him. 1.4825 0.05513 143 87 43 13
266 Too big to fail? Tell that to Venus. 1.4823 0.05921 141 90 34 17
267 My opponent is clearly off his axis. 1.4821 0.05404 168 107 41 20
268 is it warm in here, or is that just you 1.4821 0.05404 168 107 41 20
269 I'd like to ask my opponent what *really* happened to the dinosaurs? 1.4820 0.05808 139 87 37 15
270 To begin - I just want to say, I think the world of my opponent. 1.4818 0.05778 137 85 38 14
271 Some days, it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4818 0.06050 137 88 32 17
272 Yet again, it’s me against the world. 1.4815 0.06027 135 86 33 16
273 I am NOT paranoid! Why is the whole world against me? 1.4808 0.05857 156 103 31 22
274 And now, straight from its world tour around the sun... 1.4803 0.05520 152 95 41 16
275 My opponent seems to disregard the gravity of the situation! 1.4800 0.06385 125 81 28 16
276 My opponent is all over the place. 1.4795 0.05686 146 92 38 16
277 I’ve got moons, lots of moons; the BEST moons. 1.4793 0.05509 169 110 37 22
278 My opponent is going to promise you the world. 1.4793 0.05759 169 114 29 26
279 First let me say that I think the world of my opponent. 1.4789 0.05448 142 86 44 12
280 My turn! Your 5 billion years are up. 1.4789 0.05973 142 92 32 18
281 I don't think you realize the gravity of this situation. 1.4789 0.05804 142 90 36 16
282 I keep telling my shrink I am not paranoid, the whole world is against me. 1.4786 0.05865 140 89 35 16
283 I feel like the whole world is against me. 1.4785 0.05595 163 106 36 21
284 And of course my opponent will claim to be more worldly. 1.4776 0.05966 134 85 34 15
285 I have an axis to grind with you. 1.4773 0.05936 132 83 35 14
286 Get to the point. I don't have 7.5 billion years. 1.4766 0.06072 128 81 33 14
287 This feels like it’s me against the world. 1.4765 0.05601 149 94 39 16
288 Yes, but act local. 1.4762 0.05738 147 94 36 17
289 My opponent puts a spin on everything. 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
290 Same old spin! 1.4762 0.05404 147 90 44 13
291 Excuse me, this is a no spin zone. 1.4759 0.05544 145 90 41 14
292 My opponent is just spinning around in circles! 1.4755 0.05857 143 92 34 17
293 You sir, are no sun. 1.4753 0.05621 162 106 35 21
294 Who in the world do you think you are? 1.4752 0.06252 141 95 25 21
295 See you in twenty-four hours. 1.4748 0.05895 139 89 34 16
296 Accepting the award for Al Gore is...earth" 1.4748 0.05895 139 89 34 16
297 We keep going round and round on this issue... 1.4747 0.05365 158 99 43 16
298 It’s always me against the world! 1.4741 0.05838 135 85 36 14
299 Just more spin from my opponent. 1.4741 0.05932 135 86 34 15
300 I’d like to thank everyone for being with us this evening. 1.4740 0.05388 154 96 43 15
301 Unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist. 1.4737 0.06276 133 88 27 18
302 I, on the other hand, prefer to think locally. 1.4733 0.05869 131 82 36 13
303 Oh, now you’re the expert on climate change? 1.4733 0.06349 131 87 26 18
304 Don't you turn your Pacific at me! I'm talking to you! 1.4730 0.05545 148 93 40 15
305 Please excuse the methane release. 1.4730 0.05545 148 93 40 15
306 Who are you going to believe? Me, or the rest of the world? 1.4729 0.06036 129 82 33 14
307 I appreciate your global perspective, however...…. 1.4726 0.05928 146 96 31 19
308 My opponent would like you to believe she can be all things to all people. 1.4722 0.05990 144 95 30 19
309 Have you ever felt like the whole world’s against you? 1.4722 0.05909 144 94 32 18
310 With all due respect, those comments reflect an incredibly biased world view. 1.4718 0.05971 142 93 31 18
311 My opponent makes every issue a global issue. 1.4718 0.05354 142 86 45 11
312 You sir are not too big to fail. 1.4711 0.06328 121 78 29 14
313 It's no surprise that my opponent hides his most polarizing features. 1.4710 0.05926 138 89 33 16
314 In closing let me point out that my opponent has been involved for at least 10,000 years in wars, genocide, famine, corruption, hurricanes, murders--to name but a few. 1.4706 0.05645 153 99 36 18
315 Again, it’s me against the world. 1.4706 0.06257 136 91 26 19
316 I'll let the world speak for itself. 1.4706 0.05289 170 109 42 19
317 I, too, am mostly made up of water 1.4702 0.05061 168 104 49 15
318 Now for a global perspective! 1.4702 0.05854 151 100 31 20
319 Do you understand the gravity of this situation? 1.4698 0.05758 149 97 34 18
320 So where is Carmen Sandiego? 1.4694 0.05975 147 98 29 20
321 I'm sorry, your time is up. 1.4694 0.05736 147 95 35 17
322 Pee-ew. Did you just pass green house gas? 1.4694 0.05571 147 93 39 15
323 So what makes you such an expert on climate change? 1.4691 0.05550 162 106 36 20
324 My opponent is clearly a Globalist. 1.4690 0.05958 145 96 30 19
325 What you lack in a degree, you make up for in real world experience 1.4690 0.05627 145 92 38 15
326 I'm really up against the world here. 1.4690 0.05627 145 92 38 15
327 And this is what happened when Atlas shrugged. 1.4690 0.05958 145 96 30 19
328 I fully grasp the gravity of the situation. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
329 You're getting a little heated. 1.4685 0.05855 143 93 33 17
330 Having the whole world on your side still doesn't make you right! 1.4682 0.05089 173 109 47 17
331 What do you mean you’re just warming up? 1.4677 0.06106 124 79 32 13
332 "As you can see, the whole world is against me. Sad." 1.4675 0.05176 169 107 45 17
333 Can there remain any doubt that my opponent’s world view is extremely self-centered? 1.4672 0.05956 137 89 32 16
334 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Pluto. 1.4667 0.05835 135 86 35 14
335 Our next speaker needs no introduction... 1.4667 0.05489 150 95 40 15
336 Stop. You've had your turn. 1.4667 0.05443 135 82 43 10
337 Everyday her position changes, like 180 degrees. 1.4662 0.05542 148 94 39 15
338 I challenge my opponent to prove he originated in our solar system. 1.4662 0.05802 133 84 36 13
339 At first glance the earth seems impressive, but there's a darker side. 1.4658 0.05681 146 94 36 16
340 I always said, it’s me against the world. 1.4658 0.05597 146 93 38 15
341 I concede-the world is getting smaller. 1.4653 0.05299 144 88 45 11
342 Oh! So now you're an expert on climate change? 1.4653 0.05906 144 95 31 18
343 Me against the world was meant to be rhetorical 1.4653 0.05739 144 93 35 16
344 We have still yet to see my opponent’s birth certificate. 1.4651 0.06327 129 86 26 17
345 As you can see, my opponent is in a world of his own. 1.4651 0.05828 129 81 36 12
346 You may think the world of my opponent now, but he will turn on you...every single day! 1.4648 0.05968 142 94 30 18
347 My opponent does nothing but spin! 1.4648 0.05884 142 93 32 17
348 Now, my opponent would have you believe she’s actually getting hotter with age. 1.4645 0.06091 155 108 22 25
349 What else are you hiding besides Europe, Africa,China, and India? 1.4645 0.05663 155 102 34 19
350 You're all over the place. 1.4643 0.05058 168 105 48 15
351 I know the whole world is against me... 1.4643 0.05860 140 91 33 16
352 I'm sorry but you are running out of time. 1.4640 0.06069 125 80 32 13
353 I would remind my opponent that his time is up. 1.4639 0.05312 166 107 41 18
354 What world are YOU living in? 1.4636 0.05620 151 98 36 17
355 My opponent's argument only holds 70% water. 1.4634 0.06248 123 80 29 14
356 With all due respect, my esteemed colleague lacks real-world experience. 1.4634 0.06354 123 81 27 15
357 Don't be fooled by his promises of the sun and the moon too. 1.4632 0.05896 136 88 33 15
358 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. You're no Pluto. 1.4632 0.06078 136 90 29 17
359 You're not as hot as you think. 1.4631 0.05676 149 97 35 17
360 And you come up here acting like the sun revolves around you! 1.4627 0.06236 134 90 26 18
361 The World view seemed to dominate tonight's debate. 1.4627 0.05960 134 87 32 15
362 I don't believe my opponent understands the gravity of the situation." 1.4627 0.06054 134 88 30 16
363 Now who's getting overheated!? 1.4626 0.05568 147 94 38 15
364 Look. It's too big to fail. 1.4625 0.05312 160 102 42 16
365 You just keep going in circles. 1.4621 0.05451 145 91 41 13
366 Your lakes are great. I will accept that. 1.4620 0.04970 158 96 51 11
367 And still you deny being a globalist? 1.4620 0.05197 171 110 43 18
368 While my opponent clearly has a global perspective, note his bias toward the western hemisphere. 1.4615 0.05897 130 83 34 13
369 You're just going round in circles 1.4615 0.06099 143 97 26 20
370 Our next speaker is no stranger to the world stage.... 1.4610 0.05383 154 98 41 15
371 The whole world is wrong. I'm right. 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
372 As Atlas was saying just before he shrugged... 1.4610 0.05999 141 94 29 18
373 How can I have a meaningful debate with you when you keep turning on me? 1.4610 0.05827 141 92 33 16
374 Well, I really don’t like your latitude. 1.4609 0.06166 128 84 29 15
375 I like planets that don’t capture greenhouse gasses! 1.4609 0.06166 128 84 29 15
376 It's all about you, isn't it? 1.4605 0.05513 152 98 38 16
377 Sometimes I feel as if it is me versus the world! 1.4605 0.05271 152 95 44 13
378 You are not the center of the universe! 1.4604 0.05710 139 89 36 14
379 My opponent continues to go in circles. 1.4604 0.05977 139 92 30 17
380 Do all the Democratic candidates have to be on the stage at the same time? 1.4603 0.06340 126 84 26 16
381 My opponent obviously doesn't respect borders! 1.4603 0.06032 126 81 32 13
382 Mars was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Mars. 1.4599 0.06043 137 91 29 17
383 The gravity of the situation has not escaped me! 1.4599 0.05581 137 86 39 12
384 Oh, I'm just warming up. 1.4599 0.05676 137 87 37 13
385 I can see Russia from here. 1.4597 0.05884 124 78 35 11
386 Fake Planet. 1.4596 0.05431 161 105 38 18
387 It’s simple, just show us your earth certificate. 1.4596 0.05572 161 107 34 20
388 I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. And you're no Pluto. 1.4595 0.05783 148 98 32 18
389 And believe me, this is only the half of it. 1.4595 0.05783 148 98 32 18
390 Yeah, what makes you a climate expert? 1.4595 0.05940 148 100 28 20
391 I believe you've had your turn. 1.4589 0.05509 146 93 39 14
392 Time's up. 1.4588 0.05284 170 111 40 19
393 I studied Venus. I knew Venus. Planet, you're no Venus. 1.4586 0.06360 133 91 23 19
394 AND she claims to be an expert on global warming! But I ask, 'WHAT ARE YOUR CREDENTIALS?' 1.4583 0.05564 144 92 38 14
395 Stop your relentless spinning and let's have a real debate! 1.4581 0.05434 155 100 39 16
396 Just back from a successful revolution around the sun, let’s give it up for Earth. 1.4581 0.05277 155 98 43 14
397 My opponent accuses me of failing to understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4580 0.05961 131 85 32 14
398 I think I speak for everyone present today to remind you that not everything revolves around you. 1.4577 0.05709 142 92 35 15
399 You, sir, are a globalist! 1.4577 0.05881 142 94 31 17
400 You just keep going around and around... 1.4575 0.05406 153 98 40 15
401 My opponent's claim of "Real World" experience is greatly exaggerated. 1.4575 0.05563 153 100 36 17
402 I feel like we're just going around and around here. 1.4573 0.05357 164 107 39 18
403 I can see my opponent needs a decade or two to cool down. 1.4571 0.05768 140 91 34 15
404 Let's get this straight--contrary to what you may have thought, things don't all revolve around you!! 1.4571 0.05856 140 92 32 16
405 Sometimes it feels like it’s me against the world. 1.4568 0.05261 162 104 42 16
406 Let's hear from both sides! 1.4565 0.05454 138 86 41 11
407 My opponent claims to be the Earth, but then what am I standing on! 1.4564 0.05752 149 99 32 18
408 Isn't it true that you have never produced a big bang certificate to establish once and for all that you are even a planet? 1.4563 0.05526 160 106 35 19
409 Let me guess. America first. 1.4559 0.06163 136 92 26 18
410 I can see Russia from this podium. 1.4558 0.05480 147 94 39 14
411 I'm gonna stop you because I feel you're just going in circles. 1.4556 0.05171 169 109 43 17
412 The "Flat Earth Society" opposes all forms of fake news and pseudo-science. 1.4553 0.06244 123 81 28 14
413 I would remind my worthy opponent that it isn't the only planet in the Solar System. 1.4552 0.05705 145 95 34 16
414 My opponent is trying to spin his way out of this question. 1.4551 0.05558 156 103 35 18
415 Atlas will be right back. 1.4545 0.06014 143 97 27 19
416 Well, yes, but that's a global point of view... 1.4545 0.05848 143 95 31 17
417 Undignified? Half an hour ago you mooned me! 1.4539 0.05666 152 101 33 18
418 And now for a more global perspective... 1.4538 0.05892 130 84 33 13
419 And now, who better to tell us about Earth Day than our next speaker -- 1.4534 0.05428 161 106 37 18
420 Sometimes the whole world is against me! 1.4533 0.05722 150 100 32 18
421 What do you mean you've warned Mars about us? 1.4530 0.06249 117 76 29 12
422 Thank you. Now we'll hear from the Flat Earth Society. 1.4528 0.05622 159 107 32 20
423 Would Atlas please return to the podium? 1.4522 0.05675 157 106 31 20
424 My opponent thinks the world of himself . . . 1.4521 0.05674 146 96 34 16
425 "I'm appalled my opponent would say everyone is on his side. 1.4519 0.05732 135 87 35 13
426 When I debate, it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4514 0.06141 144 100 23 21
427 My opponent constantly changes his position and puts his own spin on my ideas. 1.4511 0.05987 133 88 30 15
428 Cool it! 1.4507 0.05527 142 91 38 13
429 Guess again. You’re getting warmer. 1.4507 0.05791 142 94 32 16
430 We all know that you're in the pocket of Big Solar. 1.4504 0.05957 131 86 31 14
431 Okay, I'll concede you appear more worldly. 1.4503 0.05373 151 97 40 14
432 Suddenly Carl found himself in the outer stratosphere, standing behind a podium on a stage of cosmic proportion, and wondering to himself “What the hell was in that chicken quesadilla?” 1.4503 0.05994 151 105 24 22
433 My opponent blames society for all of her problems. 1.4497 0.05340 149 95 41 13
434 Let me finish; you had all day on your turn. 1.4496 0.05923 129 84 32 13
435 You've had your say for the last 4.5 billion years; it's my turn now. 1.4496 0.06222 129 87 26 16
436 Now, to give us a global perspective ... 1.4493 0.05546 138 88 38 12
437 Until that last comment, I was warming up to you. 1.4493 0.05915 138 92 30 16
438 You've changed. 1.4490 0.05644 147 97 34 16
439 Let me guess, Green party? 1.4490 0.05726 147 98 32 17
440 Did Atlas call in sick again? 1.4488 0.05990 127 83 31 13
441 Do you really think you can intimidate The Flat Earth Society so easily? 1.4485 0.05699 136 88 35 13
442 Is it getting hotter in here or is it just you?! 1.4483 0.05701 145 96 33 16
443 I stand corrected. I guess it IS a small world after all. 1.4483 0.05264 145 91 43 11
444 Fake world 1.4483 0.06028 145 100 25 20
445 Stop turning and pay attention! 1.4483 0.05616 145 95 35 15
446 The 2020 Presidential Debate: Donald Trump vs. the size of his ego. 1.4481 0.05830 154 106 27 21
447 I object to your characterization of humanity as a transient pestilence! 1.4481 0.05531 154 102 35 17
448 While Atlas is on his bathroom break... 1.4480 0.05952 125 81 32 12
449 Before you begin, I just want to say, we are glad you are here, and we are sorry for not listening. 1.4476 0.05315 143 90 42 11
450 Ladies and gentlemen, she's mad as hell and she's not going to take it anymore... please welcome... 1.4470 0.06300 132 91 23 18
451 Come on, you ALL can't be running as Democratic candidates for President. 1.4470 0.06207 132 90 25 17
452 Now, there’s no need to get heated. 1.4468 0.05819 141 94 31 16
453 Enough with your world views. 1.4468 0.05906 141 95 29 17
454 Can you explain your change in position? 1.4468 0.05552 141 91 37 13
455 I've seen no proof my opponent was born in our solar system. I stand with the earthers! 1.4467 0.05796 150 102 29 19
456 Yes, yes....the Western Hemisphere....it's always the Western Hemisphere with you. 1.4467 0.05396 150 97 39 14
457 And you have a clearly inflated world view! 1.4465 0.05827 159 111 25 23
458 And are you aware, Planet Earth, that 53% of American can identify you only if you are showing these two continents? 1.4463 0.05979 121 78 32 11
459 I served with Uranus. I knew Uranus. Uranus was a friend of mine. You're no Uranus. 1.4462 0.05988 130 86 30 14
460 Stop. We're sorry! 1.4460 0.06141 139 96 24 19
461 No, it's not warm in here...it's just you. 1.4460 0.05792 139 92 32 15
462 My opponent seems to think that the universe revolves around him 1.4460 0.05881 139 93 30 16
463 Excuse me, you've had your 5 trillion minutes. 1.4459 0.05531 148 97 36 15
464 You keep going around in circles. 1.4459 0.05363 148 95 40 13
465 Stop! Do you remember what happened to Pluto? 1.4453 0.05667 137 89 35 13
466 Introducing our first challenger in today’s flat earth debate. 1.4453 0.05761 137 90 33 14
467 Is it getting warmer in here, or is it you? 1.4453 0.05474 137 87 39 11
468 And I'm speaking tonight on behalf of the sun, who couldn't make it. 1.4452 0.05237 146 92 43 11
469 I demand to see your birth certificate! 1.4452 0.05727 155 106 29 20
470 Even from this far out, New Jersey still sucks. 1.4452 0.05871 155 108 25 22
471 Today I feel like the whole world is against me. 1.4444 0.05318 153 99 40 14
472 My opponent's term has been one disaster after another. 1.4444 0.05630 135 87 36 12
473 Why is the whole world always against me? 1.4444 0.06101 135 92 26 17
474 My opponent claims to be a climate change expert yet holds no degrees. 1.4444 0.05977 144 99 26 19
475 The earth would now like to speak for itself. 1.4444 0.05823 135 89 32 14
476 My opponent has Russia in his back pocket. 1.4444 0.05642 144 95 34 15
477 I always knew it was me against the world. 1.4444 0.05807 126 81 34 11
478 There is a world of difference between me and my opponent. 1.4438 0.05074 160 102 45 13
479 I feel as though the whole world is against me. 1.4437 0.05285 151 97 41 13
480 And I suppose this is when you regale all of us with your “world view” 1.4437 0.05700 142 94 33 15
481 There you go again. All you think about is your survival. 1.4436 0.06077 133 90 27 16
482 Let's see if my opponent can spin his way out of this one. 1.4435 0.05983 124 81 31 12
483 If you're there, where am I? 1.4435 0.06092 124 82 29 13
484 ..and now, for the council's consideration, we have Planet Earth seeking an eviction notice for 7,542,661,844 tenants on the grounds of .. 1.4430 0.05976 149 104 24 21
485 My opponent is an unabashed globalist!" 1.4429 0.05848 140 94 30 16
486 Is it hot in here, or is it just you? 1.4429 0.05485 140 90 38 12
487 You're putting your spin on everything. 1.4429 0.05759 140 93 32 15
488 Can you not stop spinning for even a minute? 1.4429 0.06021 140 96 26 18
489 And now a word on global warming from an interested party. 1.4427 0.06049 131 88 28 15
490 Enough of your spinning! 1.4427 0.05648 131 84 36 11
491 A thought just occurred. Shouldn't you be orbiting the Sun right now? 1.4423 0.05475 156 104 35 17
492 And my opponent still refuses to produce his birth certificate. 1.4422 0.05640 147 98 33 16
493 Delivering tonight's rebuttal to the presidential address... 1.4420 0.05910 138 93 29 16
494 Excuse me, your time is up! 1.4420 0.05999 138 94 27 17
495 Excuse me, but you don't speak for everyone. 1.4419 0.05917 129 85 31 13
496 Seriously? When they said I’d be debating ‘Big Blue’, I thought they meant somebody from IBM! 1.4416 0.05129 154 98 44 12
497 Let me begin by saying that I think the world of my opponent. 1.4414 0.05526 145 95 36 14
498 Our speaker this evening needs no introduction. 1.4414 0.05612 145 96 34 15
499 Frankly, I'm surprised by your lack of gravitas. 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
500 My opponent will promise you the world, and, yes, technically, he can deliver on that promise. 1.4412 0.05598 136 88 36 12
501 I'm not the one getting heated... 1.4406 0.06006 143 99 25 19
502 I'd like to hear what the rest of the world thinks. 1.4403 0.05351 134 84 41 9
503 Hey - cool down! 1.4400 0.05635 150 101 32 17
504 Blah blah Carbon, blah blah conservation...clearly my opponent is not interested in fixing our district’s pot-holes or making our busses run on time. 1.4400 0.05391 150 98 38 14
505 4.5 Billion years and THIS is what you’ve accomplished? I say it’s time for new leadership! 1.4400 0.05791 150 103 28 19
506 It's always "climate change" this, or "global warming" that. Do you care about anything other than yourself, ma'am? 1.4400 0.06466 125 87 21 17
507 Don't believe her - it's just spin! 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
508 ...and now for a more global view... 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
509 Why? Why is it always me, against the World? 1.4397 0.05814 141 95 30 16
510 Now, I may not be as worldly as my distinguished opponent... 1.4392 0.05271 148 95 41 12
511 So explain to me again, if you’re here what am I standing on? 1.4392 0.05527 148 98 35 15
512 And now, a rebuttal from the Western Hemisphere 1.4392 0.05443 148 97 37 14
513 Mister speaker, I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation! 1.4387 0.05265 155 101 40 14
514 My opponent seems to believe that the whole world revolves around him. But that hasn't been true since the sixteenth century! 1.4385 0.06274 130 90 23 17
515 Our next speaker needs no warm up. 1.4383 0.05394 162 109 35 18
516 You're on thin ice. 1.4380 0.06308 121 82 25 14
517 You see, my opponent IS a globalist! 1.4380 0.05662 137 90 34 13
518 Now, for a global view. 1.4375 0.05550 144 95 35 14
519 You look much smaller in person. 1.4371 0.05064 167 109 43 15
520 Sorry but I don’t share your worldview. 1.4371 0.05445 151 100 36 15
521 I knew Mother Earth, and you Sir, are no Mother Earth. 1.4371 0.05836 151 105 26 20
522 I have to say I didn't think I would be addressing the entire world tonight. 1.4370 0.05817 135 90 31 14
523 In all fairness, we will hear from the dark side in about 12 hours. 1.4370 0.05624 135 88 35 12
524 Once again, my opponent uses circular logic. 1.4370 0.05721 135 89 33 13
525 All the stage’s a world. 1.4370 0.06160 119 79 28 12
526 On every issue my opponent just goes round and round. 1.4370 0.06043 119 78 30 11
527 The earth comes to us tonight by way of a generous contribution from The John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation...and viewers like you. 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
528 I'm sorry, but your time is up. 1.4366 0.05952 142 98 26 18
529 And now, we introduce the Democratic candidates for the 2020 election. 1.4366 0.05782 142 96 30 16
530 You ever get that feeling that the whole World is against you? 1.4364 0.05250 165 110 38 17
531 Don't misunderstand the gravity of my opponent's position 1.4362 0.05660 149 101 31 17
532 Your response is all spin and 71% watered down 1.4362 0.05497 149 99 35 15
533 Stop spinning! 1.4361 0.05479 133 85 38 10
534 As you can plainly see, it’s flat. 1.4361 0.06164 133 92 24 17
535 Stop right there....you’re just going round and round and round. What’s your point? 1.4361 0.05976 133 90 28 15
536 It's quite obvious that you are living in your own little world. 1.4357 0.05572 140 92 35 13
537 My able opponent has a different world view than I do. 1.4356 0.05367 163 110 35 18
538 You think you're the center of the universe! 1.4354 0.05551 147 98 34 15
539 And who are you to tell us that global warming is real!? 1.4351 0.05366 154 102 37 15
540 Hey, you need to cool down. 1.4351 0.05445 154 103 35 16
541 I have a planet, too...and it's bigger than you. So big. Really big. 1.4348 0.05993 138 95 26 17
542 I'm not interested in your world view! 1.4348 0.05438 138 89 38 11
543 Wow...it IS a small world! 1.4345 0.05857 145 100 27 18
544 I think it’s really insensitive of you to refer to Pluto as a “dwarf.” It prefers the term “little planet”. 1.4342 0.05336 152 100 38 14
545 Yes, you finally have our attention. 1.4338 0.05291 136 86 41 9
546 Yeah, well - that's just Earth's opinion, and as you can see she is only offering one side of the story. 1.4333 0.06119 120 80 28 12
547 Just hold on a minute. You don't speak for everyone. 1.4333 0.06232 120 81 26 13
548 Just because you're worldly, doesn't mean the sun rises and sets on you. 1.4331 0.05290 157 104 38 15
549 Stop! You don’t have the latitude to discuss this topic. 1.4331 0.05367 157 105 36 16
550 Our next guest needs no introduction... 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
551 My opponent engages in nightly dalliances with a celestial body!" 1.4320 0.06047 125 84 28 13
552 Once again, it's me versus the world. 1.4318 0.05710 132 87 33 12
553 And now what am I bid for Lake Erie? 1.4317 0.05597 139 92 34 13
554 Who wants a candidate you can walk all over? 1.4315 0.05743 146 100 29 17
555 I am not for political purposes going to exploit my opponent's advanced age and vast experience." 1.4315 0.05824 146 101 27 18
556 Stop right there. I've got a Masters in Oceanography, a Doctorate in Environmental Management and Social Sustainability and I belong to 8 political action groups. What the hell could you possible have to tell me that I don't already know? 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
557 I don't care how you spin it.... 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
558 My opponent, here, is notorious for putting a spin on the position. 1.4309 0.06226 123 84 25 14
559 Why do you think it's always about you? 1.4308 0.05875 130 87 30 13
560 I believe in America First unlike my opponent who is a global elitist. 1.4308 0.05454 130 83 38 9
561 I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine. 1.4307 0.05655 137 91 33 13
562 My opponent claims he's "too big to fail", but... 1.4307 0.05749 137 92 31 14
563 And I represent all of you who feel like, "it's me against the world!" 1.4306 0.05456 144 95 36 13
564 There's no need to get overheated... 1.4306 0.05632 144 97 32 15
565 Our next guest here is an expert on Global Warming. 1.4297 0.05941 128 86 29 13
566 There she goes again - blaming the rest of us for her made up problems. 1.4296 0.05314 135 86 40 9
567 I may not be as worldly as my opponent ... 1.4295 0.05492 149 100 34 15
568 It's obvious that my opponent does not believe, and has never believed, in 'America First.' 1.4295 0.05540 156 107 31 18
569 I believe you're trying to change the tropic, sir. 1.4295 0.05615 156 108 29 19
570 You clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4294 0.05146 163 108 40 15
571 Don't believe my opponent's whines about feeling too hot. Only 11,000 years ago he was complaining about the cold. 1.4286 0.05924 140 97 26 17
572 Tonight’s celebrated speaker is now the hottest he’s ever been. 1.4286 0.05902 126 84 30 12
573 I want you to know that I will not make age an issue in this campaign." 1.4286 0.05361 154 103 36 15
574 ... and unlike my opponent, I am not a globalist! 1.4286 0.05874 133 90 29 14
575 As for my opponent, can you trust what doesn't stop spinning? 1.4286 0.05682 126 82 34 10
576 Mind you, I think the world of my opponent.... 1.4286 0.05836 140 96 28 16
577 Okay, I'm willing to concede that it's round. 1.4286 0.05024 175 117 41 17
578 Everyone should know there is another side of you that is VERY different. 1.4286 0.05287 147 96 39 12
579 It's always been me against the world. 1.4286 0.05339 161 109 35 17
580 You simply don't understand the gravity of the situation! 1.4276 0.05491 152 103 33 16
581 Cool down, lady. 1.4276 0.05330 152 101 37 14
582 My opponent continuously changes her position! 1.4276 0.05164 152 99 41 12
583 And now for a world view. 1.4276 0.05427 145 96 36 13
584 That's clearly just spin. 1.4276 0.05061 145 92 44 9
585 Atlas shrugged, but Dave pontificated. 1.4276 0.05600 145 98 32 15
586 Point well taken Mother. 1.4274 0.06460 117 81 22 14
587 Sometimes it feels like the whole world is against me. 1.4268 0.05512 157 108 31 18
588 I knew Pangea. You, Sir, are no Pangea. 1.4266 0.05743 143 98 29 16
589 You make a strong argument, but the Flat Earth Society remains unconvinced. 1.4265 0.05386 136 88 38 10
590 I'd like to motion to limit the scope of this debate. 1.4265 0.05681 136 91 32 13
591 Now, see, my opponent is getting a little heated. 1.4264 0.05904 129 87 29 13
592 Sure, my opponent has more than 4.5 billion years of experience, but does anyone really believe she stands a chance against the incumbent in 2020? 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
593 We should have opening remarks from Australia in but a few hours. 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
594 Allow me to address the elephant in the room. 1.4264 0.05800 129 86 31 12
595 And finally, our guest speaker to tell us how it all ends. 1.4264 0.06005 129 88 27 14
596 Clear enough, but there is a dark side we have to take into account. 1.4262 0.05926 122 81 30 11
597 I don't CARE what the whole world is saying! 1.4259 0.05166 162 108 39 15
598 As you can see, the entire world has taken a different position than the U.S. on global warming 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
599 And, yes, I say that 7 trillion people can be wrong! 1.4257 0.05680 148 102 29 17
600 Is that the Yucatán Peninsula, or are you just happy to see me? 1.4255 0.05715 141 96 30 15
601 Sometimes it feels like it's just me against the world. 1.4254 0.05742 134 90 31 13
602 Is it hot in here? Or is it just me? 1.4254 0.05643 134 89 33 12
603 Who you gonna believe; me or the World? 1.4252 0.05757 127 84 32 11
604 Who are you to tell me about global warming? 1.4251 0.05195 167 113 37 17
605 I humbly submit that what the planet is saying is just one opinion. 1.4250 0.05287 160 108 36 16
606 Once my opponent turns on you, you’re gonna see a whole different side. 1.4250 0.04980 160 104 44 12
607 Enough already with the global perspective! 1.4250 0.05360 160 109 34 17
608 Excuse me, but I believe your 4.5 billion years is up 1.4247 0.05654 146 100 30 16
609 Go ahead! Try to deny you're a globalist! 1.4247 0.05570 146 99 32 15
610 My opponent would have you believe he represents the global perspective. 1.4245 0.05304 139 90 39 10
611 What’s the world view on this. 1.4244 0.05084 172 116 39 17
612 Relax, you don’t need to get so heated. 1.4241 0.05023 158 103 43 12
613 and furthermore, my opponent is unabashedly a staunch globalist! 1.4238 0.05352 151 101 36 14
614 You've made several billion good points, but now it's my turn. 1.4238 0.05269 151 100 38 13
615 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the definitive expert on climate change. 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
616 I don't care what the rest of the world thinks! 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
617 As usual, you're playing the science, evidence, and human race cards. 1.4234 0.05553 137 91 34 12
618 Don't believe my opponent. She has changed the climate of this debate, and given it her own spin. 1.4234 0.05927 137 95 26 16
619 And I'm just getting warmed up." 1.4234 0.05743 137 93 30 14
620 Can we at least agree it’s a global issue? 1.4234 0.05356 137 89 38 10
621 It’s obvious my opponent has an inflated world-view. 1.4234 0.05455 137 90 36 11
622 Don't trust him. He's got a dark side. 1.4233 0.05428 163 113 31 19
623 Please, one continent at a time. 1.4231 0.05148 156 103 40 13
624 Oh great. Now I've got the weight of the world against me. 1.4231 0.05383 156 106 34 16
625 While my opponent is heating up, I have remained cool and calm. 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
626 Your argument has as many holes as your ozone layer. 1.4228 0.04683 149 92 51 6
627 As you can see, my opponent is a huge globalist. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
628 Our next speaker will help illustrate the gravity of the situation. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
629 Though the world is against me, I stand by my convictions! 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
630 My opponent is a spin artist 1.4225 0.04929 142 89 46 7
631 And our next speaker needs no introduction... 1.4224 0.05406 161 111 32 18
632 . . .now if we zoom in you can see my house. . . 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
633 I understand the whole world is against me, but... 1.4222 0.05708 135 91 31 13
634 It’s not such a small world after all. 1.4222 0.05898 135 93 27 15
635 Are you really going to play the climate change card? 1.4222 0.05511 135 89 35 11
636 What proof do we have that your policies will be good for the planet? 1.4218 0.05368 147 98 36 13
637 Sir, I served with Mars. I knew Mars. Mars was a friend of mine. Sir, you're no Mars! 1.4218 0.05623 147 101 30 16
638 Yes, I agree it's a little warm in here, but it isn't always about YOU! 1.4214 0.05651 140 95 31 14
639 I will stop my emissions when she agrees to stop her eruptions! 1.4214 0.05274 140 91 39 10
640 My opponent continues to deny the gravity of the situation. 1.4211 0.05485 152 104 32 16
641 It seems my esteemed opponent is going around in circles. 1.4207 0.05331 145 96 37 12
642 It appears you don't understand the gravity of your situation 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
643 I know Pluto. I served with Pluto. I was friends with Pluto. You, sir, are no Pluto. 1.4207 0.05763 145 101 27 17
644 I think we all need to be concerned about my opponent’s health and longevity. 1.4206 0.06105 126 87 25 14
645 My opponent may have produced diamonds and sunsets, but how many barbecues in Iowa has he attended? 1.4204 0.05506 157 109 30 18
646 If you truly are older than 4000 years, why do you not produce your birth certificate? 1.4203 0.05709 138 94 30 14
647 You know you don’t stand a chance of making it through the next four years. 1.4200 0.05618 150 104 29 17
648 Hang on, ladies and gentlemen, I feel the world closing in on me. 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
649 I know Jupiter. Jupiter is a friend of mine. You, Sir, are no Jupiter.” 1.4196 0.06167 112 75 27 10
650 Hold on, just cool down! 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
651 And up there on the left is where Hawaii used to be. 1.4194 0.05327 155 105 35 15
652 I was right all along! The whole world really is against me! 1.4191 0.05577 136 91 33 12
653 Welcome our next guest on her farewell world tour. 1.4189 0.05509 148 101 32 15
654 My opponent is obviously a Globalist.... 1.4187 0.05428 160 111 31 18
655 My esteemed opponent keeps going in circles. 1.4184 0.05245 141 92 39 10
656 Can somebody from tech get up here to raise the microphone please? 1.4184 0.05341 141 93 37 11
657 And so my opponent wants you to believe, in six days with one day of rest.... 1.4184 0.05883 141 99 25 17
658 Hot or cold. Day or night. My opponent can't seem to make up her mind. 1.4183 0.04961 153 99 44 10
659 I'm glad you finally came around! 1.4183 0.05296 153 103 36 14
660 I disagree! Seven billion people can be wrong. 1.4179 0.05831 134 92 28 14
661 Mother Earth, please do not interrupt when men are speaking. 1.4173 0.05945 139 98 24 17
662 It's me against the world! But I will prevail in this election! 1.4173 0.05857 139 97 26 16
663 My opponent is wet, dry, hot, cold...what are we to believe 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
664 Sit down dear, men are talking. 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
665 You may THINK globally, but do you act locally? 1.4172 0.04732 151 95 49 7
666 My opponent seems to think he revolves around himself. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
667 That's your 4 billion opinions. 1.4167 0.04953 168 112 42 14
668 My opponent denies it but he is obviously a blatant globalist. 1.4167 0.05377 156 107 33 16
669 You don’t have a leg to stand on. 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
670 First of all,my opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.4161 0.05722 149 105 26 18
671 My worthy opponent actually embodies everything that’s wrong with the world. 1.4161 0.05642 149 104 28 17
672 Let’s not forget that what you’ve heard from my opponent on climate change is nothing more than one planet’s opinion. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
673 My opponent can’t hide the fact that he’s a globalist. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
674 Given how we're treating the world, it seemed only fair to give it a chance to talk back. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
675 You do not revolve around you. 1.4156 0.05581 154 108 28 18
676 I'm not as worldly as my opponent.... 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
677 Before we get started, are you okay with the temperature in here? 1.4148 0.06075 135 96 22 17
678 I will deal in specifics. My opponent offers only global generalities. 1.4145 0.05317 152 103 35 14
679 We still haven't seen a birth certificate! 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
680 You don’t have a point. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
681 ...and that's where our ancestors lived before that planet became uninhabitable... 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
682 The audience is tiring of your so-called world view. 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
683 If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the solar system!” 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
684 Unlike my opponent, I'm not a master of spin. 1.4140 0.04953 157 103 43 11
685 Come on. Everyone knows you were born in a galaxy far, far, away. 1.4138 0.05500 145 99 32 14
686 My opponent has a history. 1.4138 0.05323 145 97 36 12
687 And now, for a global point of view... 1.4135 0.05760 133 91 29 13
688 It doesn’t matter that the whole world is against me. Literally. 1.4133 0.05283 150 101 36 13
689 Sigh... Sometimes I feel like the world is against me. 1.4133 0.05283 150 101 36 13
690 You and who else? 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
691 I tell it to you straight,while all my opponent does is spin. 1.4130 0.05217 138 90 39 9
692 Please stop. Your gravitational pull is influencing my position. 1.4130 0.05317 138 91 37 10
693 Do you ever get the feeling that the whole world is against you? 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
694 So, you think you can be all things to all people? 1.4129 0.05399 155 107 32 16
695 And our Geography Bee winner is...... 1.4126 0.05729 143 100 27 16
696 Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? 1.4126 0.05643 143 99 29 15
697 You're obviously a big globalist! 1.4126 0.05375 143 96 35 12
698 You see! Spoken like a true globalist. 1.4126 0.05188 143 94 39 10
699 I know about Jupiter - and you're no Jupiter. 1.4122 0.05418 148 101 33 14
700 My opponent keeps changing position. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
701 My opponent may look like America now, but spin him around and you’ll see Iran and China! 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
702 To say our next speaker is 'worldly' would be an understatement 1.4118 0.06038 136 97 22 17
703 My opponent and I are a world apart. 1.4114 0.04942 175 119 40 16
704 A surprise speaker at the flat-Earth convention 1.4113 0.05961 141 101 22 18
705 I will not make age an issue in this campaign! 1.4113 0.06168 124 87 23 14
706 My opponent perhaps, has a different world view. 1.4110 0.05129 163 111 37 15
707 You do Not speak for the entire planet! 1.4110 0.05723 146 103 26 17
708 Look, there are only two. Seven continents is only a theory. 1.4109 0.05783 129 88 29 12
709 My opponent seems to believe he's somewhat of an authority on the subject of global warming. 1.4109 0.05570 129 86 33 10
710 Who made you an authority on global warming! 1.4109 0.05887 129 89 27 13
711 I asked for something specific, not Pacific. 1.4106 0.05170 151 101 38 12
712 And now, the World's view 1.4106 0.04996 151 99 42 10
713 My opponent may be more worldly than I, but I speak for the common man. 1.4106 0.05338 151 103 34 14
714 And now speaking in favor of globalism.... 1.4106 0.05420 151 104 32 15
715 We've invited a special guest to talk about climate change... 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
716 No one told me it was me versus the entire world! 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
717 As for the flip -flopping accusation, my opponent changes position by the minute. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
718 And for all you climate skeptics out there, please welcome our next guest. 1.4103 0.05522 156 110 28 18
719 My opponent's stance is all over the map! 1.4103 0.05134 156 105 38 13
720 My opponent is simply trying to put his usual spin on things. 1.4103 0.05053 156 104 40 12
721 ...... AND my opponent would have you believe that climate change has affected him personally! 1.4101 0.05481 139 94 33 12
722 I fear my opponent's ego hinders his judgement, as he obviously thinks the world of himself. 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
723 Let me finish, I waited while the 7.53 billion of you spoke. 1.4097 0.05611 144 100 29 15
724 Could you be any more Pacific? 1.4097 0.05160 144 95 39 10
725 Hot and bothered are we? 1.4096 0.05203 166 115 34 17
726 Your arguments are all circular! 1.4094 0.05388 149 102 33 14
727 My opponent claims to know something about world opinion. 1.4094 0.05130 149 99 39 11
728 Admittedly, the Green Party's candidate is strong this year. 1.4094 0.05304 149 101 35 13
729 I think it's time we rotate and let Uganda have a turn to speak. 1.4091 0.05342 154 106 33 15
730 I think the world of our next speaker... 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
731 Stop trying to spin this! 1.4088 0.05536 137 93 32 12
732 What on earth am I debating? 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
733 Look! Nobody cares what you think! 1.4085 0.05397 142 96 34 12
734 It is very 'inconvenient' for you to appear for Mr. Gore at this debate. 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
735 And, yes, I say 7 billion people can be wrong. 1.4085 0.05755 142 100 26 16
736 You don't look that hot to me. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
737 My opponent, an aging, bloated, ball of gas, cannot be taken seriously. 1.4085 0.05488 142 97 32 13
738 Unlike my opponent, I will never take certain latitudes. 1.4085 0.05579 142 98 30 14
739 Don't you turn away when I'm talking to you! 1.4082 0.05354 147 100 34 13
740 Thank you, President Trump. And now for the opposing view on climate. 1.4082 0.05852 147 106 22 19
741 I'm not going to stand here debating whether climate change is real with the whole world watching.. 1.4082 0.05691 147 104 26 17
742 My opponent says I'm a nationalist. Well, I say he's a globalist! 1.4080 0.06127 125 88 23 14
743 And now a few words about climate change from a victim. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
744 My opponent doesn’t speak for everyone. 1.4079 0.05391 152 105 32 15
745 Our next speaker means the world to me. 1.4079 0.05310 152 104 34 14
746 And the title of tonight's debate is, 'Me Against the World'. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
747 It seems clear that my opponent is uncomfortable on the world stage. 1.4077 0.06050 130 92 23 15
748 Sometimes I feel like the entire world is against me! 1.4074 0.05691 135 93 29 13
749 My opponent seems stable on the outside, however on the inside she is toxic, unpredictable, and frankly dangerous. 1.4074 0.04996 162 109 40 13
750 Sorry to cut you off, Earth, but if we're going to debate the climate change issue, we can't resort to anecdotal evidence. 1.4071 0.05354 140 94 35 11
751 Cool it, Mother. 1.4071 0.05815 140 99 25 16
752 I would like to present our guest speaker, an expert on global warming, and... 1.4071 0.05981 113 76 28 9
753 Any last questions for Earth? 1.4069 0.05993 145 106 19 20
754 Either admit you're beholden to a powerful star or denounce the geocentric model once and for all. 1.4069 0.05315 145 98 35 12
755 My opponent is, obviously, an unabashed globalist 1.4065 0.05981 123 85 26 12
756 And now, straight from an engagement at the Globe Theater, ... 1.4065 0.04988 155 103 41 11
757 By now, it should be clear that my opponent relies on circular reasoning. 1.4065 0.05234 155 106 35 14
758 And you are nothing but a Globalist, sir! 1.4065 0.05392 155 108 31 16
759 Here to explain how she just keeps getting hotter every year, ladies and gentlemen, I present Mother Earth. 1.4065 0.05314 155 107 33 15
760 That's not the right answer, but you're getting warmer. 1.4062 0.05483 128 85 34 9
761 ...and here to tell us their thoughts on global warming ... 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
762 And may I present our next speaker, who is no stranger to globalist thinking".. 1.4059 0.04900 170 115 41 14
763 We're happy to have one of the hottest new speakers for you tonight, a leading authority in the debate on global warming. 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
764 Oh please, stop it! You are not! The air conditioning is on "high" and frankly, I'm very comfortable. 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
765 Don't let yourselves be fooled by my opponent's down-home Earthy charm, she's a globalist! 1.4056 0.05457 143 98 32 13
766 Whaddayamean, “Earth Day’s not enough?” 1.4054 0.05577 148 104 28 16
767 The whole world is against me! 1.4054 0.06447 111 78 21 12
768 Would you care to put your spin on this? 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
769 My opponent, on the other hand, can't go anywhere without everyone. 1.4054 0.05494 148 103 30 15
770 At times like this, I feel like it's just me against the world. 1.4054 0.05059 148 98 40 10
771 Some days I feel like it’s me against the world. 1.4052 0.04858 153 100 44 9
772 Even if 'parasite' is technically correct, I still object to your characterization of my existence. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
773 And now Mother Earth will explain why we're screwed. 1.4051 0.05161 158 108 36 14
774 I can’t promise you the world like my opponent here, but… 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
775 I didn't know this was a global debate! 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
776 But I say all politics are local! 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
777 My opponent will not stop spinning. 1.4043 0.05780 141 100 25 16
778 The world does not revolve around you. 1.4043 0.05602 141 98 29 14
779 I knew Planet Earth, sir, and you are no Planet Earth! 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
780 Our next speaker is a Globalist. 1.4043 0.05419 141 96 33 12
781 How dare you pretend to speak for Mars! 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
782 And now for the opposing view on climate change... 1.4041 0.05798 146 105 23 18
783 There is no planet B. 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
784 My opponent is too old to be President of the United States 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
785 And furthermore, I assert that your so-called "global perspective" is nothing more than narcissism. 1.4041 0.05286 146 99 35 12
786 When the organizer said “you against the world,” I thought it was just a figure of speech. 1.4041 0.05196 146 98 37 11
787 Apparently you are not too big to fail 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
788 And, finally, my opponent is only 70% water! 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
789 Senator, I served with Earth. I knew Earth. Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Earth. 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
790 World. The stage is yours. 1.4040 0.05413 151 105 31 15
791 No no no...listen, I'll tell you exactly what the world needs! 1.4035 0.05152 171 120 33 18
792 Hey, if you're here, where am I? 1.4032 0.05830 124 85 28 11
793 Now let's hear from the rest of the world! 1.4030 0.05203 134 88 38 8
794 But my opponent here understands nothing on the local level. 1.4030 0.05517 134 91 32 11
795 Globalist! 1.4029 0.05178 139 92 38 9
796 Apparently Atlas shrugged. 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
797 Seriously?.... What do you know about climate change? 1.4029 0.05278 139 93 36 10
798 Regrettably, my opponent can't seem to keep his cool. 1.4029 0.04973 139 90 42 7
799 Excuse me. It's not your turn. 1.4028 0.05689 144 102 26 16
800 If my opponent claims to be a centrist, why is she spinning left? 1.4028 0.05773 144 103 24 17
801 Once again its me against the world. 1.4027 0.05628 149 106 26 17
802 ...and now for the global viewpoint ... 1.4027 0.05464 149 104 30 15
803 My opponent would have you believe that it's own well-being is more important than a strong business environment! 1.4026 0.05334 154 107 32 15
804 Let's hear your thoughts on some local issues. 1.4026 0.05172 154 105 36 13
805 As I have said over and over, "It is me against the world!" 1.4024 0.05023 164 112 38 14
806 So what you are saying is its just water weight?" 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
807 And now, on the world stage, is someone who needs no introduction. 1.4015 0.05677 132 91 29 12
808 Can you state unequivocally that you are not flat? 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
809 Every 24 hours you flip-flop. 1.4014 0.05199 142 95 37 10
810 There you again, saying you speak for the entire world! 1.4014 0.05294 142 96 35 11
811 Now folks, my opponent seems to think this election is ALL about her... 1.4014 0.05388 142 97 33 12
812 What is your response to recent accusations that you are, in fact, flat? 1.4014 0.05517 147 103 29 15
813 I think your time's up. 1.4014 0.05432 147 102 31 14
814 Atlas shrugged, and then left 1.4014 0.05601 147 104 27 16
815 My opponent promises the moon, but does he deliver? 1.4013 0.05302 152 105 33 14
816 Oh sure, you CLAIM to be speaking for the whole world... 1.4013 0.05384 152 106 31 15
817 I, too, am only just warming up! 1.4013 0.05135 152 103 37 12
818 And now, the Earth speaks for itself. 1.4012 0.05140 162 112 35 15
819 But can you prove your other side isn’t flat? 1.4000 0.05737 130 90 28 12
820 No, Mars will not pay for your border wall. 1.4000 0.05717 140 99 26 15
821 And finally, I promise to stay cool under pressure, something my opponent will never do” 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
822 There’s another side to her we haven’t seen! 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
823 Look, I really don't think you can be objective in this climate change debate! 1.4000 0.05571 145 102 28 15
824 Why thank you. You're pretty hot yourself! 1.4000 0.05778 135 95 26 14
825 I believe my opponent is going around in circles. 1.4000 0.05192 130 85 38 7
826 What do you know about world affairs? 1.4000 0.05345 140 95 34 11
827 It’s just me against the world! 1.4000 0.05484 145 101 30 14
828 You aren’t the center of everything anymore! 1.4000 0.05216 145 98 36 11
829 The Flat Earth Society debate did not go as planned. 1.4000 0.06085 110 75 26 9
830 While you are obviously well-rounded on this topic, and I do think the world of you, I must respectfully disagree. 1.4000 0.06235 130 95 18 17
831 I’ll admit my opponent is striking to behold, but look more closely and she’s a hot mess. 1.4000 0.05680 125 85 30 10
832 With all due respect to my fellow candidate, the science is still inconclusive. 1.4000 0.05181 150 102 36 12
833 If you think you've got problems let's hear from our next speaker.... 1.3987 0.05590 153 110 25 18
834 My opponent is clearly too old to be running. 1.3986 0.05812 148 108 21 19
835 I feel like the whole world is watching. 1.3986 0.05265 143 97 35 11
836 Is it warming in here or is it just me? 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
837 When I signed up for this Businessman vs. Earth debate, I was expecting a park ranger. 1.3986 0.05495 138 95 31 12
838 As usual, my opponent is hiding behind his global policy experience. 1.3985 0.05642 133 92 29 12
839 For millennia my opponent has been circling around solar power. 1.3985 0.05642 133 92 29 12
840 My opponent would have you believe he is a globalist, but in reality he is a world unto himself. 1.3984 0.06110 128 92 21 15
841 Why do I feel the whole world’s against me 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
842 my opponent of course doesn't have my world view 1.3974 0.05322 151 105 32 14
843 I think you are forgetting who put you on the map. 1.3974 0.05067 151 102 38 11
844 See, I'm coming at this from a global perspective... 1.3972 0.05593 141 99 28 14
845 ‘“And now, taking the yes side in today’s climate action debate...” 1.3972 0.05502 141 98 30 13
846 Think you can just roll in here and change the world?” 1.3972 0.05219 141 95 36 10
847 Today more than ever it's us against the world! 1.3972 0.05409 141 97 32 12
848 Our next guest will now share her unique global perspective. 1.3971 0.05248 136 91 36 9
849 All this guy ever does is spin. 1.3971 0.05743 136 96 26 14
850 You've exceeded your four billion year time allotment. May I please have my fifteen minutes? 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
851 You have no earthly idea what you’re talking about! 1.3969 0.05161 131 86 38 7
852 And now, ladies and gentlemen, our expert on pollution." 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
853 Now introducing our guest speaker on how to survive long term abuse 1.3968 0.05755 126 87 28 11
854 You only seem concerned with global problems 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
855 Hey ! Chill already. 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
856 And what makes you such an expert on global warming? 1.3961 0.05483 154 110 27 17
857 You raise some good points, but I still say the science isn't settled. 1.3960 0.04648 149 96 47 6
858 That's a compelling global perspective, but I don't share your point of view. 1.3958 0.05506 144 101 29 14
859 Further proof of a globalist conspiracy! 1.3958 0.05235 144 98 35 11
860 Who knows more about the environment, me or my opponent? 1.3958 0.05765 144 104 23 17
861 Our next speaker brings a global perspective to the issue. 1.3958 0.05046 144 96 39 9
862 My opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.3958 0.05142 144 97 37 10
863 Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm afraid that Atlas had a prior engagement..... 1.3957 0.05742 139 99 25 15
864 Let it be noted that my opponent refused to shake my hand. 1.3950 0.05751 119 81 29 9
865 As a flat Earther... 1.3949 0.05092 157 108 36 13
866 Stop circling around the issue. 1.3949 0.04846 157 105 42 10
867 And you, sir, are talking from Uranus! 1.3947 0.05375 152 107 30 15
868 I admit you do have the weight of the world on your side. 1.3946 0.05423 147 103 30 14
869 Last but not least, we have a special guest tonight, for all of you climate change skeptics. 1.3946 0.05756 147 107 22 18
870 Uh, is it getting warmer in here or is it just me? 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
871 And I suppose you're an expert on global affairs? 1.3944 0.04789 142 92 44 6
872 How come it’s always about you!? 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
873 Unlike my opponent, I will not try to be all things to all people. 1.3944 0.05470 142 99 30 13
874 My opponent would have you believe that she speaks for the whole world... 1.3944 0.05378 142 98 32 12
875 First, let me begin by saying that we are worlds apart on that issue. 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
876 As you can see here, the World Wide Web has made the world a much smaller place. 1.3942 0.05614 137 96 28 13
877 I want to thank Earth for stepping in after that unfortunate Pluto situation. 1.3942 0.05007 137 90 40 7
878 I feel like it’s me against the world in this debate! 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
879 This election is not about you! 1.3942 0.05113 137 91 38 8
880 My debate opponent claims to be down to earth and well-rounded but can he serve in office under the current climate? I think not! 1.3942 0.05319 137 93 34 10
881 Oh, spare me your tilted worldview! 1.3941 0.04438 170 111 51 8
882 I guess we should stop asking for the Moon 1.3939 0.05666 132 92 28 12
883 Your mama's so fat that she invented gravity. 1.3933 0.05426 150 106 29 15
884 Some will no doubt say that my opponent appears more worldly than myself. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
885 My opponent would have you believe he’s not really a Globalist... 1.3932 0.06532 117 86 16 15
886 Despite her denials,it's clear that my opponent is an unapologetic Globalist. 1.3932 0.05942 117 81 26 10
887 We have proof that you've been tilting on your axis from the very beginning, so why should we assume you're being upright now? Have you no shame? 1.3932 0.06185 117 83 22 12
888 And last but not least in our Global Warming Conference, a few angry words from Mother Earth. 1.3929 0.05431 140 97 31 12
889 Well, you look flat from here. 1.3929 0.05797 140 101 23 16
890 I refuse to debate a "Globalist" 1.3926 0.05473 135 93 31 11
891 I don't like your Earth tones! 1.3926 0.05957 135 98 21 16
892 My opponent here thinks the world of himself. 1.3926 0.05573 135 94 29 12
893 Let's not forget my opponent's infamous 'grab Saturn by the rings' line. 1.3922 0.05346 153 108 30 15
894 Somebody your size asking the rest of us to cut back? That's a laugh. 1.3920 0.05781 125 87 27 11
895 The oil and gas industry has gotten whatever they want out of my opponent for years. 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
896 Mother Earth, you ignorant slut. 1.3919 0.05724 148 108 22 18
897 Admit it.. you've never gotten over being third! 1.3919 0.05220 148 102 34 12
898 And now we'll hear from the "earth is round" perspective 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
899 Don't you turn your back on me, China! 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
900 I never called you flat. I said you were fat. 1.3916 0.05617 143 102 26 15
901 The country deserves better than your constant spin. 1.3913 0.05387 138 95 32 11
902 Ladies and gentlemen let's give a nice global warming welcome to our guest. 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
903 My good friend here has an outsize view of his own importance 1.3913 0.05580 138 97 28 13
904 Hello, world! 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
905 I'm not as worldly as my opponent, but who is? 1.3913 0.04920 161 110 39 12
906 My opponent is a well known globalist! 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
907 That's a circular argument, and you know it! 1.3913 0.05485 138 96 30 12
908 You look bigger on TV 1.3913 0.04808 184 129 38 17
909 My opponent would have you believe she is an expert on the results of climate change. 1.3910 0.05424 156 112 27 17
910 Just cool it! 1.3910 0.05110 156 108 35 13
911 Wait a minute, you've had 5 billion years to make your point, it's my turn! 1.3910 0.05191 156 109 33 14
912 Our keynote speaker today on global warming..... 1.3910 0.05731 133 94 26 13
913 Clearly my opponent doesn't comprehend the gravity of this situation. 1.3910 0.05211 133 89 36 8
914 I always knew it would be me against the world! 1.3910 0.05830 133 95 24 14
915 As you can see, my opponent is just another global elite. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
916 You have no concept of the gravity of our situation. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
917 But that's enough from me, let's here from the rest of the world. 1.3907 0.05058 151 103 37 11
918 Our host needs no introduction. 1.3906 0.05894 128 91 24 13
919 You can see it's flat. Anything else is fake news. 1.3906 0.05894 128 91 24 13
920 Well, that's just one opinion! 1.3904 0.05444 146 103 29 14
921 Excuse me sir, I am not finished denying reality! 1.3904 0.05268 146 101 33 12
922 Are you saying it's not a small world after all? 1.3904 0.05268 146 101 33 12
923 Unlike my opponent would have you believe, not all problems have global implications. 1.3904 0.05085 146 99 37 10
924 I may flip flop, but my opponent here shifts tectonically! 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
925 To most of the world, it is not a debate. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
926 How can you possibly expect us to believe that you're warming when you won't even admit you're flat? 1.3901 0.05399 141 98 31 12
927 Global warming, real or a hoax? Our next speaker brings a special perspective to the debate. 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
928 Wait. We have an earth-shaking announcement. 1.3901 0.05208 141 96 35 10
929 I think the world of my opponent, really. 1.3901 0.05010 141 94 39 8
930 I've walked the earth. I've worked on earth. You , sir, are no planet earth. 1.3901 0.05674 141 101 25 15
931 Let's give our next speaker a warming welcome... 1.3899 0.04880 159 108 40 11
932 I served with Uranus, I knew Uranus, Uranus was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Uranus. 1.3897 0.05733 136 97 25 14
933 And my opponent is the worst kind of globalist! 1.3897 0.05540 136 95 29 12
934 Round is just an alternative fact. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
935 No, YOU are a globalist! 1.3896 0.05237 154 108 32 14
936 My opponent just wants to make this climate change debate about herself. 1.3896 0.05317 154 109 30 15
937 Whoa! Atlas has shrugged! 1.3895 0.04840 172 119 39 14
938 He's trying to spin. 1.3893 0.05690 131 92 27 12
939 Of course my opponent is out of touch...He's four-and-a-half billion years old! 1.3893 0.05262 131 88 35 8
940 Thank you for inviting me to speak on the World's stage. 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
941 Behind my opponent's sunny personality is a dark past. 1.3889 0.05743 126 88 27 11
942 There she goes, playing the mother card again! 1.3889 0.05585 144 103 26 15
943 And that's where the wall will go. 1.3889 0.04939 144 96 40 8
944 ‘And our next speaker is a genuine global heavyweight...’ 1.3889 0.05036 144 97 38 9
945 My opponent likes to brag about her sphere of influence. 1.3885 0.05084 157 109 35 13
946 I'm not kidding, I really do have the whole world against me! 1.3885 0.05822 139 101 22 16
947 If I were a little younger, I'd take you outside and circumnavigate you. 1.3885 0.05356 139 96 32 11
948 Vague?! I couldn't be more Pacific. 1.3885 0.05452 139 97 30 12
949 What makes you think you can speak for all of humanity? 1.3882 0.05447 152 109 27 16
950 Guys, I think the world is trying to tell us something! 1.3882 0.05031 152 104 37 11
951 You can't just roll in here and say that. 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
952 We all want to save him, but my opponent hasn’t said anything about how much it would cost. 1.3879 0.04908 165 114 38 13
953 if you’re over there, where am I? 1.3878 0.05414 147 104 29 14
954 If you are who you say you are...then where are we now!! 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
955 Sometimes it feels as though the whole world’s against me. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
956 I think the world of my opponent. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
957 What on earth are you doing here? 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
958 Climate change seems to be the only issue my opponent wants to discuss. 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
959 My opponent's argument on global warming is clearly biased" 1.3873 0.05640 142 102 25 15
960 You’re not the center of the universe so please wait for your turn to speak 1.3873 0.05179 142 97 35 10
961 All the world's on stage. 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
962 Six days! And you think you're so special? 1.3873 0.05368 142 99 31 12
963 What on earth would you know about climate change? 1.3871 0.05046 155 107 36 12
964 Well I'll tell ya, good people, it's me against the world. 1.3871 0.04877 155 105 40 10
965 What could YOU possibly know about climate change??? 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
966 You think you’re so hot!!! 1.3869 0.05206 137 93 35 9
967 You’re the one that squeezed plants into coal in the first place! 1.3869 0.05603 137 97 27 13
968 And at that moment of the debate the tide changed. 1.3867 0.05579 150 109 24 17
969 You're getting warmer 1.3867 0.05249 150 105 32 13
970 It's not always about You! 1.3864 0.05230 132 89 35 8
971 Our next speaker is very down-to-earth. 1.3864 0.05552 132 92 29 11
972 Even as a young man shouting in the street, Buddy always knew he would take on the world someday 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
973 You're calling ME a globalist? 1.3862 0.05466 145 103 28 14
974 My opponent is tempermental and unpredictable at her core. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
975 No, I don't think you revolve around me. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
976 Please give our next guest a warm welcome. 1.3861 0.04895 158 108 39 11
977 ... and now, representing the flat-earth deniers ... 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
978 Hold on, global issues will get their turn. 1.3858 0.06025 127 92 21 14
979 But how can we be sure he actually thinks locally? 1.3858 0.05706 127 89 27 11
980 Thank you Mr. Trump.....now we'll hear from the opposition. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
981 Is it me or is it getting suddenly warmer in here? 1.3857 0.05128 140 95 36 9
982 My opponent knows nothing about the environment. 1.3857 0.05514 140 99 28 13
983 Please disregard my opponent’s obtrusive attempt to make my hands look smaller. 1.3857 0.05607 140 100 26 14
984 I don't think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
985 As you can observe, the U.S.'s self-importance is vastly exaggerated here. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
986 My opponent would rather sow division, while I look for common ground. We are both, for example, mostly water. 1.3852 0.05360 135 93 32 10
987 Joining us tonight for the debate on flat-Earth theory, is Round Earth. 1.3852 0.05661 135 96 26 13
988 I don't care HOW you roll as long as it's not this way! 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
989 you don't seem to understand the gravity of this situation. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
990 The USA now defers to “The Paris Climate” representative. 1.3851 0.05715 148 109 21 18
991 Wait. I’m just warming up. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
992 My opponent tries to make it sound as if it's me against the world. 1.3851 0.05143 161 114 32 15
993 The speaker on global warming needs no introduction. 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
994 This clearly proves that the U.S.A is moving to the left. 1.3846 0.05167 130 87 36 7
995 What do you mean, "I'll be fine, it's you guys that are screwed"? Is that a threat or a promise? 1.3846 0.05337 143 100 31 12
996 Please, what do YOU know about climate change? 1.3846 0.05393 130 89 32 9
997 Your Western Hemisphere bias is so blatant and obvious. 1.3846 0.04955 143 96 39 8
998 Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego! 1.3846 0.05609 130 91 28 11
999 My opponent promises you the world, but don’t believe him. 1.3846 0.05150 143 98 35 10
1000 My opponent plays the victim card after every environmental disaster. 1.3846 0.05502 130 90 30 10
1001 And I challenge my opponent to provide evidence that he is actually getting warmer. 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
1002 As is typical, my opponent remains conspicuously silent on the issue of climate change. 1.3841 0.05376 138 96 31 11
1003 My opponent is obviously a globalist of the worst kind! 1.3841 0.05277 138 95 33 10
1004 This has been blown way out of proportion. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
1005 My opponent denies that he is a globalist...…. 1.3841 0.05474 138 97 29 12
1006 Stop! You are clearly ignoring the gravity of the situation! 1.3837 0.04761 172 119 40 13
1007 I'll show you exactly what on Earth I am talking about. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
1008 Wait a second. If you're here, then where's... 1.3836 0.05339 159 115 27 17
1009 That's a circular argument! 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
1010 Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a rousing apology to the world's most prominent authority on climate change. 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
1011 You know, we've had hours of debate about climate change. I think I'll let the world speak for itself. 1.3836 0.05167 146 101 34 11
1012 Perhaps my opponent would like to comment on the deadly magma it has been covering up for ages. 1.3836 0.05521 146 105 26 15
1013 Let me finish ! You had more the 4 billion years to develop your arguments 1.3836 0.05434 146 104 28 14
1014 Clearly, my opponent has a globalist bias. 1.3835 0.05620 133 94 27 12
1015 “And I say that there are NO planets with intelligent life. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
1016 ... He'll never bring jobs to Smallville. My opponent only thinks globally. 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
1017 What on Earth is going on...? 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
1018 You think I'm angry now? I'm just getting warmed up. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
1019 SO WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE THE WORLD OR ME? 1.3830 0.05099 141 96 36 9
1020 One thing I'll say about my opponent. He's very down to Earth 1.3830 0.05664 141 102 24 15
1021 And now speaking AGAINST the Flat Earth theory..... 1.3828 0.05448 128 88 31 9
1022 My opponent has a limited world view. 1.3827 0.04645 162 109 44 9
1023 And how do you propose to pay for this "universal " health care? 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
1024 This debate is pointless. It feels like there’s an ocean between us. 1.3826 0.05003 149 102 37 10
1025 Please hold on until I can get the other half's opinion. 1.3824 0.05626 136 97 26 13
1026 The representative of the Flat Earth Society yields. 1.3824 0.05429 136 95 30 11
1027 Don't stand there and play the victim to me. 1.3824 0.05012 136 91 38 7
1028 Every disaster we've ever had is on you! 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
1029 Can we please have a debate where you don't completely take over the stage!? 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
1030 I know you collided with other planets. 1.3819 0.05661 144 105 23 16
1031 Why on earth would you say that? 1.3819 0.05307 144 101 31 12
1032 We will pick up with our lecture about Asia in about 16 hours. 1.3817 0.05781 131 94 24 13
1033 There you globe again . . . 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
1034 What does this guy know about global warming? 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
1035 Not only is my opponent a liberal, she is also under the delusion that she is not flat. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
1036 The whole world may be against me, but I'm telling you, I'm right. 1.3813 0.05441 139 98 29 12
1037 I strongly disgree with my opponent's world view. 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
1038 Is this your good side? 1.3813 0.05345 139 97 31 11
1039 As you can see, my opponent has a completely different world view... 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
1040 I’d like to speak for the eastern hemisphere... 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
1041 *I* am getting heated? 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
1042 And with all due respect, what in the world would you know about it? 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
1043 This debate is going nowhere — the Earth can’t demand we be replaced by a more intelligent species. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
1044 Unlike my opponent, I can promise I will never change my position. 1.3806 0.05585 134 95 27 12
1045 So you continue to refuse to acknowledge your ties to the Sun... 1.3804 0.05237 163 118 28 17
1046 And my opponent here is going to promise you the world! 1.3803 0.04970 142 96 38 8
1047 There's another side of her that most of you have never seen! 1.3803 0.05630 142 103 24 15
1048 She constantly pivots. 1.3803 0.05263 142 99 32 11
1049 And then we'll extend the wall from Sishmaref to Santiago and the Eskimos will pay for it. 1.3803 0.05541 142 102 26 14
1050 Stop complaining about your issues. The world doesn't revolve around you. 1.3800 0.05239 150 106 31 13
1051 Clearly, my esteemed colleague has no legs to stand on. 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
1052 And a round of applause for Earth stepping in last minute for Pluto at this year's planet summit. 1.3798 0.05844 129 93 23 13
1053 Though he scored some rhetorical points, Morris was no match for his opponent in the Flat Earth Society Debate. 1.3796 0.05781 137 100 22 15
1054 Is threatening me with my extinction really the best you can do? 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
1055 Please proceed, Mother Earth, you have five minutes to rebut Mr. Trump. 1.3795 0.04949 166 117 35 14
1056 Mother I'm not going to get into a debate with you. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
1057 Ok, let's talk about the millions of elephants in the room... 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1058 Sometimes I feel like it's me versus the world up here! 1.3791 0.05080 153 107 34 12
1059 No one's listening to you. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
1060 Do you ever feel like the world is closing in on you? 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
1061 I'm a little confused about where you and I stand. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
1062 Is it me, or is it getting warmer in here? 1.3790 0.05793 124 88 25 11
1063 And once again you are exaggerating your own importance in this debate on the future of Humankind! 1.3788 0.05539 132 93 28 11
1064 Reports that my opponent is heating up in the poles are ‘fake news.’ 1.3786 0.05865 140 104 19 17
1065 Enough of your global perspective. 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1066 But what gives my opponent the right to think he's speaking for everyone on this issue? 1.3786 0.05313 140 98 31 11
1067 What more evidence do you need that my opponent doesn't have a point?! 1.3786 0.05503 140 100 27 13
1068 And now let's hear from my opponent... a supposed expert on global warming. 1.3786 0.05216 140 97 33 10
1069 My opponent, as usual, is trying to put a positive spin on the issue. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
1070 From where I’m standing, you still look pretty flat. 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1071 You say you're warming. Well, you don't look so hot to me! 1.3784 0.05287 148 105 30 13
1072 Certainly a speaker that should need no introduction, however ... 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
1073 Don't worry - I have asked them to turn the AC up! 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
1074 ...and the United Nations will pay for the fence. 1.3778 0.05746 135 98 23 14
1075 As we all know now, my opponent takes a world view. 1.3778 0.05348 135 94 31 10
1076 You're only half right." 1.3778 0.05450 135 95 29 11
1077 Well, one thing my distinguished opponent and I agree on is that it is too warm in here. 1.3776 0.04943 143 97 38 8
1078 No matter how cheerful you sound today, we know that you have a dark side as well. 1.3776 0.05233 143 100 32 11
1079 As a matter of fact, I am right and the whole world is wrong! 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1080 All this stage is a world. 1.3772 0.04925 167 118 35 14
1081 The climate of these debates sure is changing. 1.3768 0.05364 138 97 30 11
1082 ...and my opponent continues to insist that global warming is real. 1.3767 0.05424 146 105 27 14
1083 Is Atlas still in the green room? 1.3767 0.05247 146 103 31 12
1084 On the contrary, I do think you should revolve around me! 1.3767 0.05156 146 102 33 11
1085 Folks, are you hearing this spin? 1.3767 0.04873 146 99 39 8
1086 You are too polarizing! 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
1087 Don't turn this around on me, YOU were the one with oil in the first place. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
1088 ...because we’re Americans and we don’t care if the whole world disagrees! 1.3765 0.05182 162 117 29 16
1089 And with his other face he kisses up to Russia. 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
1090 ”...And our next guest is hotter than ever... 1.3759 0.05471 141 101 27 13
1091 Please stop with your spin. 1.3759 0.05282 141 99 31 11
1092 I’m not going to make my opponent’s age an issue in this campaign. 1.3759 0.04779 141 94 41 6
1093 Oh . So now she’s going to pull the old Earth card. 1.3759 0.05742 141 104 21 16
1094 I too am a globalist. 1.3758 0.04807 149 101 40 8
1095 And YOU need to stop circling around the issue here! 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
1096 I know my opponent thinks the world of itself... 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
1097 Atlas ... Atlas? We can't hear you down there. Can't you get closer to the mike? 1.3758 0.05082 149 104 34 11
1098 And are the allegations true that you have taken explicit, unauthorized pictures of Uranus? 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
1099 Next, you'll deny you're a globalist. 1.3758 0.04814 165 115 38 12
1100 I want to thank you again for the chance to co-host this Flat Earth Society conference. 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
1101 Now maybe you can explain what happened to Atlas your biggest supporter 1.3750 0.05212 136 94 33 9
1102 And what experience do you have? 1.3750 0.04836 160 111 38 11
1103 My opponent is hiding behind a global warming agenda! 1.3750 0.04923 152 105 37 10
1104 Folks, sometimes it's easy to feel like it's you versus the whole world. 1.3750 0.04915 144 98 38 8
1105 I find my challenger's Earth First campaign to be nothing more than thinly veiled self-serving platform. 1.3750 0.05109 144 100 34 10
1106 And now to update us on the real news about global warming is Mother Earth! 1.3750 0.05434 128 89 30 9
1107 And here to give us the big picture is... 1.3750 0.04671 160 109 42 9
1108 "And now, taking the position that climate change is real..." 1.3750 0.05265 152 109 29 14
1109 As a Flat Earther, I refuse to believe your "science" and my own eyes. 1.3750 0.04827 168 118 37 13
1110 My opponent acts as if the moon revolves around her. 1.3742 0.05270 155 112 28 15
1111 To kick off our Global forum today I'd like to introduce our first speaker... 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
1112 Can you believe SHE is running as a #MeToo candidate? 1.3741 0.05333 139 98 30 11
1113 In conclusion, it is clear my opponent is too worldly to understand the plight of the common man. 1.3740 0.05235 131 90 33 8
1114 It may appear that it's me against the world.... 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
1115 I understand you have serious injuries, but a globe is not a person. Now if you were a corporation, you would have a case. 1.3734 0.05038 158 112 33 13
1116 As soon as the world stepped on stage Jon felt the temperature in the room rise dramatically 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
1117 Excuse me, but your attitude has completely changed the climate in this room 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
1118 Please welcome our guest speaker on global warming... 1.3733 0.05397 150 109 26 15
1119 What on Earth did you just say? 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
1120 No - let me tell *you* the gravity of the situation 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1121 Like I've been saying all along, it's me against the world! 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
1122 And now, it's just 'me' against the world! 1.3732 0.05438 142 102 27 13
1123 My opponent acts like the world revolves around him... oh." 1.3732 0.05252 142 100 31 11
1124 Back off, I'm warming you. 1.3732 0.05530 142 103 25 14
1125 Turn sideways so we can see if you’re really round 1.3732 0.05619 142 104 23 15
1126 I have recently uncovered a sibling of my opponent that he refuses to acknowledge. Pluto, come on out here…. 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1127 Of course I can hear you, but I don't believe you! 1.3731 0.05471 134 95 28 11
1128 Don't feign nationalist priorities when you are so obviously a globalist! 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
1129 One more globalist? 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
1130 NO - the whole world is NOT a stage 1.3725 0.05477 153 113 23 17
1131 Unfortunately, this simulation developed a fatal virus called Homo Sapiens. 1.3725 0.05555 153 114 21 18
1132 Unlike you, I can't speak for everybody. 1.3725 0.05069 153 108 33 12
1133 Your isthmus is showing! 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
1134 Hold on folks, she's just getting warmed up. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
1135 Looks like we're going to need a bigger wall! 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
1136 Why are you even running? You won't be around for much longer! 1.3721 0.05726 129 93 24 12
1137 And now a speech about Global Warming from the only opinion that counts. 1.3721 0.05934 129 95 20 14
1138 Madame speaker, be assured that my opponent will soon reveal another side. 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
1139 What credentials does my esteemed opponent have regarding climate change? 1.3719 0.05645 121 85 27 9
1140 North America is going to speak on behalf of the world again, huh? 1.3718 0.04831 156 108 38 10
1141 Larry’s worst fears are confirmed that it’s always been him against the world. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
1142 You're always shifting your position! 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1143 It's not fair I only get 15 minutes. You've had four and a half billion years. 1.3716 0.05276 148 106 29 13
1144 It only looks round! 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
1145 We have nothing to fear but hemisphere itself! 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
1146 My opponent would like you to think it’s me against the world 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
1147 My opponent is well rounded but nevertheless lacks good judgment. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
1148 I believe we can find some common ground. 1.3714 0.05104 140 97 34 9
1149 If we were on the radio and not TV, I would be winning this debate! 1.3714 0.04615 175 122 41 12
1150 No, YOU'RE polarizing the issue! 1.3712 0.05313 132 92 31 9
1151 Welcome to the climate change conference. The first to speak is Mother Earth. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
1152 Unlike my opponent, I promise to keep my cool. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1153 Our expert on Climate Change will now speak 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
1154 At times like this, I feel that the whole world is against me. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
1155 Now, if you could please rotate, so that I may debate Eurasia. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
1156 Warming Schwarming— you’re only having hot flashes! 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
1157 Stop orbiting the question. 1.3706 0.05407 143 103 27 13
1158 No, Mr. President, I AM the real world. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
1159 And please welcome our guest speaker to this annual meeting of the Flat Earth Society 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
1160 I implore you to take into account the gravity of the situation. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
1161 Did it get warmer all of the sudden, or is it just me? 1.3704 0.04945 162 115 34 13
1162 Trust me, I'm just warming up. 1.3701 0.04957 154 108 35 11
1163 Enough with the circular reasoning! 1.3701 0.04871 154 107 37 10
1164 My opponent is a unapologetic globalist! 1.3701 0.05042 154 109 33 12
1165 Well, size isn't everything! 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
1166 And to all my detractors who say I have no world view..... 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1167 My opponent thinks the world revolves around him 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
1168 I know our audience will appreciate the gravity of your situation 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
1169 Our guest tonight at the Planetary Society needs no introduction... 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1170 I'd say your connection to South America raises questions of collusion. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
1171 My opponent would have you believe the Earth is round. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
1172 My opponent is a master of spin: in the last debate he was flat as a pancake. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
1173 And now, it is my honor to introduce someone who means the world to me... 1.3697 0.05102 165 120 29 16
1174 Just admit that you're nothing but a shameless globalist! 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
1175 Nobody knows more about the world than I do. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
1176 Unlike my opponent, I speak for more than just half of the world. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
1177 Sure, my opponent has a lot of experience in world affairs... 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
1178 Really? Do you know how many times I shovelled my driveway last winter? 1.3692 0.05365 130 91 30 9
1179 Cool down! 1.3691 0.05500 149 110 23 16
1180 Maybe it's time you took some responsibility for your own well-being. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
1181 My opponent is a flip-flopper. Take the magnetic poles, for example. 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
1182 There she goes with the overheated rhetoric again. 1.3689 0.05607 122 86 27 9
1183 No really, I feel like the world is against me. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1184 Hold on, you’re telling me you’ve never seen ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1185 And now it's my pleasure to introduce EVERYBODY'S mother! 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
1186 My opponent is just spinning as usual. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
1187 I refuse to sugarcoat facts while my opponent wraps himself in the earth’s mantle, concealing his molten core. 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
1188 And we at Fox News demand this is a flat disc and not a globe, and if it's not a globe then how can there be 'global warming' eh? 1.3684 0.05418 152 112 24 16
1189 The American people are tired of my opponent’s globalist policies. 1.3684 0.04731 152 104 40 8
1190 Well of course YOU’D be a globalist! 1.3684 0.04822 152 105 38 9
1191 My opponent naively perceives herself as an expert on global climate change. 1.3681 0.04683 163 113 40 10
1192 Clearly my opponent is too worldly. 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
1193 Unlike my opponent, I will not forget the good people in Hawaii. 1.3681 0.05465 144 105 25 14
1194 I know Atlas, Atlas is a friend of mine, and , you sir, are no Atlas 1.3681 0.05191 144 102 31 11
1195 "I would ask the audience to hold their applause until I've had a chance to introduce everyone." 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
1196 There you go again...rotating your position." 1.3677 0.05098 155 111 31 13
1197 Hold on just a minute, this has nothing to do with you 1.3676 0.05698 136 100 22 14
1198 Why is it always all about you?!? 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
1199 How does my opponent KNOW she's not just having another hot flash? 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1200 My opponent refuses to debate, claiming that he already represents the entire world. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1201 And you misled the people indicating that you were a small world after all. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1202 Look, I didn't call you a loser, a terrible, very bad planet...maybe the worst planet in the solar system, and far from the biggest. That was fake news and this debate about climate change is over! 1.3673 0.05295 147 106 28 13
1203 Our final climate change panelist has dire warnings..... 1.3673 0.05024 147 103 34 10
1204 What on earth is your point?!? 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1205 Like you, I am just warming up... 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1206 The last thing we need is another polarizing President. 1.3672 0.05532 128 91 27 10
1207 And what so-called proof do have that the world is not flat? 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1208 What makes you think you’re a Global Expert? Fake News! 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1209 Now listen--hey, don't you turn your back on me! 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1210 You need to see the big picture! 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1211 Now take my opponent here, who pretends to speak for the whole world. 1.3667 0.04862 150 104 37 9
1212 Hold on, I didn't interrupt you on the climate change questions. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1213 No, I don't think you look flat. 1.3665 0.05114 161 117 29 15
1214 Nobody cares about your inflated world view! 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
1215 There are two Americas! 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1216 And unlike my opponent, I do not try to be all things to all people. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1217 My opponent likes to tout his worldliness as a strength 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1218 I know Neptune. You sir, you're no Neptune. 1.3660 0.04973 153 108 34 11
1219 Our next speaker is internationally known... 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1220 My opponent yet again advocates turning his back on Europe." 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1221 Next thing you know, he’ ll be mooning me! 1.3660 0.05058 153 109 32 12
1222 Sure, but can you prove you aren't flat? 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
1223 Our next presenter will provide a worldview on this topic... 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
1224 No, that podium does not make your look flat. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1225 What makes you think you're the expert on climate change? 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1226 Why is every one on your side!? 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1227 And now we'll hear the anti flat-earth perspective. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1228 I'm not afraid to take on the world. 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
1229 Have you ever felt that the whole World was against you? 1.3654 0.04733 156 108 39 9
1230 That's right China, I'm speaking to you. Don't you dare turn your back on me. 1.3654 0.04645 156 107 41 8
1231 You're here to tell me the whole world thinks I have small hands!?!? 1.3651 0.05920 126 93 20 13
1232 ...But my opponent is all spin! 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
1233 "It's obvious that my opponent has a globalist agenda! 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
1234 Hold on! You'll get your turn. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
1235 So, what's your worldview? 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
1236 See, I told you it was all just spin. 1.3649 0.05351 148 108 26 14
1237 Sure, we used to think you were flat, but that doesn’t make us “stupid.” 1.3649 0.04996 148 104 34 10
1238 Unlike my opponent, I have a global view. 1.3648 0.05002 159 114 32 13
1239 You are clearly biased when it comes to climate change. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
1240 I think it’s fair to point out that my opponent is a Globalist. 1.3643 0.05271 129 90 31 8
1241 Our next speaker has a first-hand experience of climate change. 1.3643 0.05712 129 94 23 12
1242 Our next speaker literally means the world to me! 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
1243 This candidate claims to represent all of you . . . 1.3643 0.04884 140 96 37 7
1244 My opponent will literally turn its back on you. Wait for it. Wait for it. 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1245 My opponent happens to be all wet, or at least seventy-one percent. 1.3642 0.05102 151 108 31 12
1246 With all due respect, I think you are taking a very one-sided view of the world. 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
1247 And I remind my opponent, all politics is local. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
1248 And now, here to refute the "flat earth" propoents, I present.... 1.3636 0.04946 154 109 34 11
1249 Fine, you can have Florida, but New York stays afloat! 1.3636 0.05116 121 82 34 5
1250 Whoa!... Who do you think you are? My Mother?... 1.3636 0.05505 121 85 28 8
1251 Would you stop spinning for a moment and pay attention! 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
1252 My opponent clearly thinks he's the center of the universe. 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1253 Small world. 1.3631 0.05044 157 113 31 13
1254 Let's talk about your global presence... 1.3630 0.05039 146 103 33 10
1255 Let's see who revolves around who. 1.3630 0.05216 135 95 31 9
1256 And making her final appearance ... 1.3630 0.05911 135 102 17 16
1257 ....while my opponent, though very worldly, has a decidedly western view of things. 1.3630 0.05525 135 98 25 12
1258 It may be me against the world, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong! 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
1259 No need to get so heated. 1.3629 0.05164 124 85 33 6
1260 Can you be more Pacific in your response? 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
1261 I challenge you to think out of your hemisphere 1.3625 0.04975 160 115 32 13
1262 Atlas, get back here ! 1.3624 0.04968 149 105 34 10
1263 Excuse me but I also know a thing or two about climate change. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
1264 My opponent’s argument is at least two-thirds under water 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1265 Even my opponent is warming to me! 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
1266 It seems my opponent is overly focused on global issues. 1.3623 0.04926 138 95 36 7
1267 Again, we see my opponent going global when I'm trying to talk specifics... 1.3622 0.05204 127 88 32 7
1268 Who on earth do you think you are? 1.3622 0.05664 127 92 24 11
1269 I'll give you that point. However, ice caps aren't everything. 1.3618 0.04718 152 105 39 8
1270 Many of you scoffed when I promised you the world... 1.3617 0.05539 141 104 23 14
1271 I'm not sure you're grasping the gravity of what I'm saying. 1.3617 0.04856 141 97 37 7
1272 I may have the whole world against me in this debate, but... 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
1273 Only one of the candidates could truly be described as "well-rounded". 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
1274 And our next speaker deserves our undivided attention! 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
1275 I told Atlas not to shrug 1.3615 0.05779 130 96 21 13
1276 What goes around comes around! 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
1277 Yes, but can you *prove* you're round? 1.3613 0.05328 155 115 24 16
1278 ...a planet that needs no introduction... 1.3613 0.04746 155 108 38 9
1279 I don't care if you're representing seven billion constituents, I deserve equal time. 1.3613 0.04746 155 108 38 9
1280 Yes, ma'am, it does seem to be getting warmer in here. 1.3613 0.05483 155 117 20 18
1281 Yeah?! Well, I'm freezing! 1.3611 0.04510 180 127 41 12
1282 I object to my opponent's description of me as small and insignificant! 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1283 There you spin again 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1284 He has a dark side that will chill you. 1.3609 0.04480 169 117 43 9
1285 As you can see, the blue wave is coming 1.3609 0.05682 133 98 22 13
1286 Don't think you're going to win this debate by "going global" on me again! 1.3608 0.05097 158 115 29 14
1287 Don't let my opponent fool you. He is a globalist. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1288 I knew Atlas would be a noshow. 1.3605 0.05011 147 104 33 10
1289 I'm detecting a change in the climate of this debate. 1.3605 0.04917 147 103 35 9
1290 I believe you are not seeing the big picture, Sir 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1291 What do you mean that humans are a virus that will soon run its course? 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
1292 Paper covers rock! 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
1293 Excuse me, but did my opponent just say, “Earth to Mr. Johnson?” 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
1294 Sheer hubris -- My opponent believes that he represents the whole world! 1.3600 0.05725 125 91 23 11
1295 Pictured above: The first 2020 presidential debate. 1.3600 0.05619 150 114 18 18
1296 And now, for the right hemisphere point of view. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
1297 Let me stop you right there. 1.3594 0.05516 128 92 26 10
1298 There you rotate again. 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
1299 Our core values are fundamentally different 1.3590 0.04543 156 107 42 7
1300 I told you we're trying to turn the heat down. Just be patient. 1.3588 0.05091 131 91 33 7
1301 As usual, my opponent continues to go round in circles. 1.3588 0.05317 131 93 29 9
1302 This is not about you! 1.3586 0.05332 145 106 26 13
1303 As you can see, my opponent is a globalist. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1304 Why blame me? Who created fossil fuels to begin with? 1.3581 0.04890 148 104 35 9
1305 You are fake news, the world is flat. 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
1306 Lock her up! 1.3581 0.05509 148 111 21 16
1307 She's had her 4.5 billion years. 1.3581 0.05164 148 107 29 12
1308 Earth, please, wait your turn. 1.3581 0.05339 148 109 25 14
1309 In last night's debate, Mr. President repeatedly insisted the whole world was against him. 1.3581 0.05252 148 108 27 13
1310 And what would YOU know about "climate change"? 1.3580 0.04684 162 114 38 10
1311 I’m sick and tired of my opponent’s non-stop spinning. 1.3577 0.05552 123 88 26 9
1312 You are on a roll, but I'll have to stop you here. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
1313 It was ever thus -- one man against the world! 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1314 I think we should take a break to cool off 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
1315 Yes.....sometimes I do feel my stance is 'me against the world'! 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1316 Our new head of global marketing needs no introduction. 1.3571 0.05347 154 115 23 16
1317 There's a whole other side to you. 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1318 That question came out of the blue. 1.3571 0.05076 140 99 32 9
1319 My opponent has the gall to assert that her health is more important than corporate profits 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1320 I am afraid that my esteemed opponent and I are worlds apart! 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1321 How on earth did you come up with that? 1.3571 0.04974 140 98 34 8
1322 My opponent continues to hide his Russia connections! 1.3571 0.05275 140 101 28 11
1323 This is why I feel the world is always against me! 1.3571 0.05371 140 102 26 12
1324 Hey, don’t get heated with me. 1.3571 0.05686 126 92 23 11
1325 Oh, so you think you can speak for everybody? 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1326 My opponent seems to have been crushed by the weight of the world. 1.3571 0.05176 140 100 30 10
1327 You may have more real world experience, but I'm a man of the people. 1.3571 0.04934 154 110 33 11
1328 I hear you, but what does the Eastern Hemisphere have to say? 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
1329 And now to explain the effects of global warming .... 1.3566 0.05002 143 101 33 9
1330 Where is Atlas when you need him. 1.3566 0.04801 143 99 37 7
1331 Please, the whole world is always against me. 1.3566 0.05382 143 105 25 13
1332 Stop playing the victim card! 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
1333 I can see my house from here! 1.3562 0.04721 160 113 37 10
1334 Let's stop talking about revolution. 1.3562 0.05389 146 108 24 14
1335 You're flat wrong! 1.3562 0.05119 146 105 30 11
1336 You are so bipolar about climate change! 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1337 I have here a sworn statement from a Mr. Atlas that says you have lied about your weight. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1338 My opponent clearly has a planet-sized ego. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1339 Well, I have a different world view! 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1340 I don’t understand where you’re coming from! 1.3558 0.04579 163 114 40 9
1341 Enough about you. 1.3558 0.04495 163 113 42 8
1342 Why is nobody asking 'Girthy Earthy' over here about her controversial 'Pangaea Years'? 1.3557 0.05393 149 111 23 15
1343 And more than Utopian, my opponent's demands for a Green New Deal are completely self-interested! 1.3557 0.05046 149 107 31 11
1344 Clearly you cannot believe what you see in front of you, my opponent is flat, and anything else is fake news! 1.3557 0.04955 149 106 33 10
1345 Size matters? Is that all you've got? 1.3557 0.04769 149 104 37 8
1346 And now I let her tell you more about the gravity of the situation. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1347 I have 7.7 billion constituents and counting. What's your base? 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1348 "Your oceans are as dirty as your politics! " 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1349 Is it getting warmer up here, or is it just you? 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1350 It's my turn. 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1351 Be prepared for a heated debate! 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1352 Welcome to the first International meeting of the Flat Earth Society, I would now like to introduce to you our guest speaker... 1.3556 0.05409 135 98 26 11
1353 Our next speaker brings a truly global perspective . . . 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
1354 I'm not sure you fully comprehend the gravity of this predicament. 1.3556 0.05306 135 97 28 10
1355 I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF YOUR WORLDVIEW 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1356 Call me a dwarf planet again and I’ll kick your Australia. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
1357 Atlas, your rebuttal. Atlas? 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1358 Ladies and gentlemen, when I speak the world listens. 1.3553 0.05148 152 111 28 13
1359 George faced an unexpected challenge to his claim to be the World's best debater. 1.3551 0.05615 138 103 21 14
1360 I promise my turn won't take all day. 1.3550 0.04990 169 125 28 16
1361 I never back down...even when I learned this debate actually was me vs the world! 1.3548 0.05272 124 87 30 7
1362 Our next speaker is the hottest thing right now. 1.3548 0.05317 155 116 23 16
1363 My opponent is not healthy enough to survive her term in office. 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1364 If I want to call you my oyster, by God, I'll call you my oyster. 1.3546 0.04945 141 99 34 8
1365 Why doesn't he show his birth certificate? 1.3546 0.05339 141 103 26 12
1366 And now, to kick off our Flat Earth debate... 1.3546 0.05616 141 106 20 15
1367 And as you can see, my opponent wants totally open borders! 1.3543 0.05423 127 91 27 9
1368 Don't everybody talk at once! 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1369 Stop whining! You’ll still be here when the rest of us are gone. 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1370 My opponent claims to be decisive yet somehow can’t decide on a single language. 1.3542 0.05440 144 107 23 14
1371 Where’s Waldo? 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
1372 Stop lying! We all know you're flat! 1.3540 0.04778 161 115 35 11
1373 My opponent is older than dirt! 1.3537 0.05181 147 107 28 12
1374 You're blowing this thing way out of proportion! 1.3537 0.05358 147 109 24 14
1375 Sure, but next to Neptune you don't act so tough. 1.3537 0.04808 147 103 36 8
1376 When we promise our students the world, we deliver! 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1377 You're missing the big picture. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1378 My hands are not small! 1.3533 0.05279 150 111 25 14
1379 It is a small world after all. 1.3533 0.04743 150 105 37 8
1380 The next speaker is here to warm up the crowd. 1.3533 0.05193 150 110 27 13
1381 Is that all you do? Just spin, spin, spin? 1.3529 0.05376 136 99 26 11
1382 My opponent’s presence belies the gravity of the situation! 1.3529 0.05672 136 102 20 14
1383 There you go again,throwing your weight around. 1.3529 0.04587 153 106 40 7
1384 I personally would like to extend you a warm welcome. 1.3529 0.05119 153 112 28 13
1385 We'll stop there for today, and the Eastern Hemisphere will pick things up where we left off. 1.3529 0.05145 119 82 32 5
1386 Global warming!, what makes you an expert? 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1387 Oh let me guess, your position on day light saving has changed... again. 1.3526 0.05048 156 114 29 13
1388 I think the world of my opponent but his argument doesn't hold water. 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
1389 Of course you can take a bathroom break. You are 70% water. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
1390 I've cut taxes for my constituents and eliminated plastic straws. What on earth have you done? 1.3525 0.05092 139 99 31 9
1391 You have been accused of warming! How do you respond? 1.3525 0.05450 122 87 27 8
1392 I might remind you, Sir, that a mere 97% of experts who've studied the matter agree with you 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1393 My opponent has shown he is not capable of carrying the weight of the World on his shoulders. 1.3521 0.05307 142 104 26 12
1394 I said “All the world IS a stage” , not on it! 1.3521 0.04916 142 100 34 8
1395 And in a minute, the Eastern Hemisphere’s rebuttal.” 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
1396 Yes, but you are using the word "round" as if it is a good thing. 1.3517 0.05041 145 104 31 10
1397 Let me remind my friend, all politics is local. 1.3517 0.04847 145 102 35 8
1398 Why, my opponent seems to be warming up to me! 1.3517 0.04945 145 103 33 9
1399 And we can't ignore my opponent's blatant conflict of interest with regards to the issue of climate-change! 1.3517 0.05135 145 105 29 11
1400 OK, now things are going to get heated. 1.3514 0.04684 148 103 38 7
1401 Is it really a matter of such gravity? 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1402 Yeah? Well, I’m telling YOU that climate change is a HOAX! 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1403 The Earth needs no introduction although some people have apparently forgotten about it. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1404 Has anybody seen Atlas? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1405 America First! 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1406 And now the keynote speaker's firsthand account of global warming. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1407 Oh spare me. I took off my Jacket and I'm fine. 1.3510 0.05078 151 110 29 12
1408 If you want to recover from climate change, you first have to admit you have a problem! 1.3510 0.04810 151 107 35 9
1409 I categorically OBJECT to the tactics of my opponent in this flat earth debate!!! 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
1410 And unlike my opponent I promise to think locally and act purely for personal gain. 1.3510 0.04990 151 109 31 11
1411 Well, I got the popular vote! 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
1412 And without further ado, a word from our host. 1.3509 0.05009 171 128 26 17
1413 That's just your perspective on global warming! 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1414 You'll get your turn when I'm finished 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1415 It's just you and me against....oh, wait... 1.3507 0.04998 134 94 33 7
1416 Stop, stop, stop! We don't want to hear from a climate-change radical. 1.3507 0.05631 134 100 21 13
1417 Now, my opponent is gonna try to use “facts” and “science” about climate change to try to scare ya, but it’s fake news, people! 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1418 Do you have to globalize everything? 1.3507 0.05324 134 97 27 10
1419 And now--Our next World expert really needs No introduction! 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1420 And here to present the other side of the global warming debate ... 1.3504 0.05032 137 97 32 8
1421 While I appreciate your perspective...in the context of the universe, you are really not that relevant. 1.3504 0.05138 137 98 30 9
1422 But where is your birth certificate? 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
1423 My worthy opponent seems to be living in his own world. 1.3503 0.04938 157 114 31 12
1424 I know there have been reports that my opponent is just warming up, but frankly I haven't seen evidence to support that claim. 1.3503 0.05259 157 118 23 16
1425 Don’t all talk at once! 1.3503 0.05020 157 115 29 13
1426 While my opponent *claims* to be thinking globally, I believe we can all see a distinctly North American bias. 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
1427 Who will voters believe - a climate denier like me, or my hysterical opponent 1.3500 0.05357 140 103 25 12
1428 Now Madam Earth, isn't it true you're just perimenopausal and temperatures are expected to return to normal in some years? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
1429 Here to speak tonight is Mother Earth... and she is a little disappointed in you. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1430 Can you even name the seven continents? 1.3500 0.05162 140 101 29 10
1431 Yeah, you and who else? 1.3497 0.04370 183 130 42 11
1432 Meanwhile at the UN Climate Change Tribunal: "The Court will now hear victim impact statements" 1.3497 0.05368 143 106 24 13
1433 It’s not a small world after all. 1.3497 0.04988 143 102 32 9
1434 Today's speaker is seeking political asylum. 1.3496 0.05770 123 91 21 11
1435 I am really a much more down-to-earth candidate than my opponent 1.3496 0.05654 123 90 23 10
1436 Open your eyes people! The threat of globalization is real. 1.3496 0.05535 123 89 25 9
1437 As you can see, my opponent is self-inflating. 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
1438 ...."The rest of the world--you have 2 minutes for your rebuttle." 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
1439 Speak English,please 1.3493 0.05287 146 108 25 13
1440 I firmly disagree that my opponent speaks for everyone. 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
1441 And to show my sincerity, I'd like to buy my opponent a Coke. 1.3492 0.05997 126 96 16 14
1442 You've already warmed up. 1.3490 0.05122 149 109 28 12
1443 Who in the world are you? 1.3490 0.04942 149 107 32 10
1444 Being in the majority doesn't make you right! 1.3485 0.05043 132 93 32 7
1445 As for my opponent’s more heated perspective . . . 1.3484 0.05226 155 116 24 15
1446 And why should we believe your claims on climate change? 1.3484 0.04631 155 109 38 8
1447 Small wonder you call yourself a Globalist. 1.3484 0.04808 155 111 34 10
1448 As you can see, my visual aid has crushed my debate opponent and his flat earth premise. 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1449 Stop! You’re over inflating your importance! 1.3484 0.04980 155 113 30 12
1450 Do not be deceived by my opponent's claims of international experience! 1.3483 0.04591 178 129 36 13
1451 No, you don't speak for the whole world! 1.3481 0.05185 135 97 29 9
1452 I understand that you are the World, but are you the Children? 1.3481 0.05077 135 96 31 8
1453 I was going to mention the state of the planet, but it speaks for itself. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1454 Accept it, you're flat. But here you are, being bipolar 1.3481 0.05595 135 101 21 13
1455 I'll stop addressing you as the pale blue dot when you start addressing me as Dr. Sagan. 1.3481 0.05291 135 98 27 10
1456 In spite of what some may think, this is bigger than me against the world. 1.3481 0.04483 158 110 41 7
1457 I have to say at this point that I feel threatened 1.3478 0.05002 138 98 32 8
1458 Oh, sure... my opponent looks cool and international on the surface. But underneath, seethes a core of molten magma. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1459 Oh great, another critic on climate change 1.3478 0.05005 161 119 28 14
1460 My opponent, here, wants you to believe in something she calls, 'scientific consensus' 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
1461 If my opponent thinks I'll get pulled into their orbit, they've got another thing coming. 1.3478 0.05107 138 99 30 9
1462 Everything my opponent says about climate change is fake news. 1.3478 0.04847 161 117 32 12
1463 There you go again, always spinning in favor of the globalist agenda. 1.3478 0.05209 138 100 28 10
1464 My turn - your turn went a full day. 1.3476 0.05013 164 122 27 15
1465 Our guest may be unfamiliar to some of you.... 1.3475 0.05131 141 102 29 10
1466 Let's give a warm Mars style welcome to our dear old friend, Earth. 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1467 I think the world of my opponent, but... 1.3475 0.04826 141 99 35 7
1468 It only *looks* like it’s me against the world 1.3475 0.05031 141 101 31 9
1469 No, no. You've had your turn. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
1470 While I appreciate the global perspective, we still need a wall. 1.3473 0.04647 167 120 36 11
1471 You know what they say about planets with small polar ice caps... 1.3472 0.04959 144 103 32 9
1472 You're getting too heated. 1.3472 0.04860 144 102 34 8
1473 Your time is up. 1.3469 0.04695 147 103 37 7
1474 The world will try to tell you otherwise, but I’m here to tell you... 1.3469 0.05431 147 111 21 15
1475 My opponent lacks gravity. 1.3469 0.05076 147 107 29 11
1476 Bob felt like the whole world was against him. 1.3467 0.04914 150 108 32 10
1477 I'm not going to debate it with half the world 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1478 While I think the world of my opponent... 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1479 My opponent lacks a solid core. 1.3467 0.05004 150 109 30 11
1480 Yeah? Well my opponent was once involved in a big bang, too! 1.3467 0.05180 150 111 26 13
1481 Of course my opponent backs the Green New Deal, she’s a globalist. 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1482 What would my opponent know about climate change?!" 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1483 I still say you are flat 1.3462 0.05035 156 115 28 13
1484 Let me start by just saying, you've always meant the world to me. 1.3459 0.04886 159 116 31 12
1485 Shame! My opponent voted against Pluto staying in the Solar System! 1.3459 0.05011 133 94 32 7
1486 I would challenge my opponent to pick a hemisphere. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1487 Unlike my opponent, I'll resist taking such a polarizing position. 1.3456 0.05153 136 98 29 9
1488 Consider this your global warning! 1.3456 0.05461 136 101 23 12
1489 And speaking of global affairs... 1.3456 0.05046 136 97 31 8
1490 well, it doesn't feel warm in here to me! 1.3453 0.04972 139 99 32 8
1491 Let the World speak for itself. 1.3453 0.05178 139 101 28 10
1492 America, sir, will not let globalism crush our dreams. 1.3453 0.05277 139 102 26 11
1493 You heard the moderator, your time is up. And if I'm voted into office, I'll make sure of it! 1.3451 0.04798 142 100 35 7
1494 I assert that my opponent is clearly out of its orbit! 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1495 Typical globalist! 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
1496 I just think we have differing world views 1.3451 0.04901 142 101 33 8
1497 All of the white space was once habitable. 1.3451 0.04693 142 99 37 6
1498 ...In contrast, my opponent thinks the world of himself. 1.3451 0.05002 142 102 31 9
1499 That's circular reasoning...You keep going around and around and around. 1.3448 0.04930 145 104 32 9
1500 How can I debate you? You've come 180 degrees on your argument. 1.3448 0.05027 145 105 30 10
1501 Whew, someone’s got a terrible gas problem. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1502 Wait a second! When I elected to take on the Global Challenge, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3446 0.05138 148 109 27 12
1503 Now my next statement may send you into orbit... 1.3446 0.05314 148 111 23 14
1504 Oh, now you're warming up to me? 1.3446 0.04766 148 105 35 8
1505 It gives me great pleasure to introduce the English-speaking world!" 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1506 you‘ve had all the time in the world to make your point, now it’s my turn 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1507 I understand your position, but no need to get heated! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1508 Stop playing the global warming card. 1.3439 0.04757 157 113 34 10
1509 Actually, there are five Great Lakes. 1.3439 0.05089 157 117 26 14
1510 Don't deny you're a globalist. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1511 I apologize for my opponent's behavior, he's getting very heated. 1.3438 0.04525 160 113 39 8
1512 Indeed, it is a small world after all. 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
1513 Hold it, don’t everybody speak up at once!! 1.3435 0.05607 131 98 21 12
1514 Unfortunately, our guest speaker, Atlas, was hospitalized with a neck injury. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1515 Things may seem dark right now, but I’m certain you’ll turn it around! 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1516 ...and pay no heed to my opponent who is clearly a globalist. 1.3433 0.05715 134 102 18 14
1517 How on earth did you get in here? 1.3431 0.05327 137 101 25 11
1518 My worthy opponent's global ambitions won't fix the potholes in our city. 1.3431 0.05225 137 100 27 10
1519 Going once, going twice... 1.3429 0.05046 140 101 30 9
1520 And I ask you, who created those fossil fuels? 1.3429 0.04943 140 100 32 8
1521 But if you're here, what planet are we on? None of this adds up! 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1522 I will not be intimidated by my opponent. 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1523 Today the President will put an end to the fake news that he does not know the names of the continents. 1.3427 0.04770 143 101 35 7
1524 The Flat Earth Society begs to differ. 1.3427 0.05167 143 105 27 11
1525 I don't believe in global warming and won't be bullied by someone much larger than me. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1526 Well, that's your opinion. 1.3427 0.05071 143 104 29 10
1527 Enough with your global elitist spin! 1.3427 0.05354 143 107 23 13
1528 I thought you were bigger. 1.3427 0.05261 143 106 25 12
1529 This is so fake, folks. He's actually very, very flat! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1530 Hi Mom ! 1.3425 0.05183 146 108 26 12
1531 And now, our world-renowned expert on world climate change. 1.3425 0.04998 146 106 30 10
1532 My opponent talks big, but hides half of his true self. 1.3423 0.04643 149 105 37 7
1533 I said you're incompetent, not 'incontinent.' 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1534 Chill, Dude! 1.3421 0.05122 152 113 26 13
1535 Well, I act locally! 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1536 I'm the only candidate prepared to take on the world! 1.3421 0.04389 152 105 42 5
1537 'I'm sorry, but us flat earthers need more conclusive proof.' 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1538 Can you move a little more to the right, you are blocking the air-conditioner. 1.3418 0.05061 158 118 26 14
1539 Stop turning to the audience and answer me! 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1540 It’s pretty much has always been me against the world. This debate however, takes it to a whole new level. 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
1541 Another expert on global warming. 1.3416 0.05221 161 123 21 17
1542 . . . . and I have been authorized to speak on behalf of the other seven planets about their experiences with ignoring climate change." 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
1543 As you can see, this new technology brings the world closer. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1544 There’s an ocean of difference between my views and those of my opponent. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1545 . . .and you sir are no Pangea! 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1546 Now, first up -- speaking for the ozone layer. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1547 I'm a politician, dammit. I don't have to listen to you. 1.3409 0.05673 132 100 19 13
1548 On second thought, warming up before the debate is entirely optional. 1.3409 0.05139 132 95 29 8
1549 And here to talk about the global economy... 1.3409 0.05025 132 94 31 7
1550 Where’s Hawaii? 1.3409 0.05359 132 97 25 10
1551 Following Carl Sagan’s Pale Blue Dot success, Ed misjudged his Ted Talk audience 1.3407 0.04950 135 96 32 7
1552 There is literally a world of difference between us. 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1553 My opponent over here seems to be getting a little heated! 1.3406 0.05091 138 100 29 9
1554 The whole world is against me in this debate! 1.3406 0.04986 138 99 31 8
1555 So I ask you, what qualifies my opponent to speak on world problem.? 1.3404 0.05214 141 104 26 11
1556 The title is "What goes around, comes around." 1.3404 0.05405 141 106 22 13
1557 Ok ok, it's not a hoax 1.3404 0.05016 141 102 30 9
1558 No one wants to hear your environmental claptrap. 1.3403 0.05041 144 105 29 10
1559 Even though the whole world is against me, I'm undaunted! 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1560 As I was saying, I've always felt like it's me against the world 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1561 This is THE conference on climate change! You can’t just roll in here and expect a seat at the table! 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
1562 As you can see, my opponent is the very image of an unrepentant globalist. 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1563 I'll gladly address all your issues, but only once you tell me how you got into this building. 1.3401 0.04679 147 104 36 7
1564 This is what it’s come to, since none of you will listen to the scientists. 1.3401 0.05243 147 110 24 13
1565 You expect me to debate the world? 1.3401 0.04778 147 105 34 8
1566 We've been talking about it long enough. Now is the time to let the planet speak for itself. 1.3401 0.05062 147 108 28 11
1567 Despite my opponent's outlandish claims and bizarre histrionics, my belief in a flat earth is stronger than ever... 1.3401 0.05153 147 109 26 12
1568 What we need is a "world view," my opponent clearly does not have that. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
1569 Stop right there! We booked the Eastern Hemisphere to speak tonight! 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1570 Is it just me, or is it hot in here? 1.3400 0.04520 150 105 39 6
1571 '"My opponent is trapped in circular reasoning!" 1.3399 0.04921 153 112 30 11
1572 From now on, we will hear the testimony of the victim of global warming. 1.3397 0.04939 156 115 29 12
1573 I'm right and the world is wrong 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
1574 Quit complaining, we’re all hot in here”. 1.3396 0.04707 159 115 34 10
1575 I can't take this. Make the world go away. 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1576 You can't handle the heat! 1.3395 0.05118 162 123 23 16
1577 My opponent would have you believe global warming is real! 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
1578 You don't understand the global implications. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1579 And we are supposed to just take your word that global warming is real? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1580 Closing arguments will be three minutes, except for earth, who will have eternity. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1581 This is only 1/2 of the story 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1582 I yield to my opponent who would like us all to go somewhere else. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1583 I got it, it's me against the world. 1.3385 0.05411 130 96 24 10
1584 You shouldn't allow yourself to get so heated! 1.3383 0.05106 133 96 29 8
1585 You don’t intimidate me, you’re mostly water weight 1.3383 0.05217 133 97 27 9
1586 I don’t care if the whole world is against me, I do not believe in global warming! 1.3383 0.05431 133 99 23 11
1587 You made your point, but what does the other half of the world have to say? 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1588 Our next speaker is out of this world. 1.3382 0.05445 136 102 22 12
1589 I'm sure our next guest needs no introduction 1.3382 0.05029 136 98 30 8
1590 It’s me against the world in 2020. 1.3382 0.05344 136 101 24 11
1591 Our next speaker claims to be quite the expert on climate change... 1.3382 0.04808 136 96 34 6
1592 Earth: #MeToo 1.3381 0.05262 139 103 25 11
1593 Hey, I can see my house from here! 1.3380 0.04986 142 103 30 9
1594 I have a certain global perspective that the other candidates don't. 1.3380 0.05464 142 108 20 14
1595 ‘What on earth..??’ 1.3380 0.04885 142 102 32 8
1596 Our next speaker will dispel the flat earth myth. 1.3380 0.05278 142 106 24 12
1597 Read my lips: No new axes! 1.3379 0.05290 145 109 23 13
1598 And now, a word from our Mother. 1.3379 0.04915 145 105 31 9
1599 My opponent would have you believe that she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders.... 1.3379 0.04817 145 104 33 8
1600 I know an occident waiting to happen when I see one. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1601 We could finally get rid of daylight saving time if you would stop your tilting. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1602 Like my opponent,I carry the weight of the world on my shoulders. 1.3378 0.05212 148 111 24 13
1603 My opponent’s world view is inflated. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1604 Could you move the microphone further from D.C? Thanks. 1.3377 0.04688 151 108 35 8
1605 No, all the world is not on stage! 1.3377 0.04962 151 111 29 11
1606 You may have the world behind you, but I have the money. 1.3377 0.04593 151 107 37 7
1607 And here’s my opponent who just rolled in to give you some really bad news. 1.3377 0.04980 154 114 28 12
1608 My opponent would like you to be believe he is somehow more worldly than you or I 1.3377 0.04534 154 109 38 7
1609 Don’t bring my sun into this. 1.3377 0.04894 154 113 30 11
1610 If Fox says you're flat, you're flat. 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
1611 What was it like coming out as Gaia? 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1612 My opponent likes to put the spin on just about every position. 1.3375 0.05007 160 120 26 14
1613 Sorry, I think we have more pressing matters to discuss than your personal health. 1.3374 0.04371 163 115 41 7
1614 Despite the evidence before me, I still maintain my opponent is flat. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1615 Will you please do me a favor and stop rotating, you're making me dizzy. 1.3360 0.05199 125 90 28 7
1616 Nobody does global politics better than me. No one. 1.3359 0.05266 131 96 26 9
1617 So what? MY earth is much, much bigger! 1.3358 0.05074 134 97 29 8
1618 You get your climate under control. Then we'll talk. 1.3358 0.04890 137 98 32 7
1619 Only a closeted socialist would believe my opponent "supports life as we know it" 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1620 So,as you can see,"me against the world" was NOT hyperbole as my opponent has claimed. 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1621 Sooo...trying to intimidate me on a global scale, eh? 1.3357 0.04926 140 101 31 8
1622 I'm here to remind you that America is not the world. 1.3357 0.05029 140 102 29 9
1623 Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce MotherEarth on her Farewell Tour 1.3357 0.05230 140 104 25 11
1624 This is not what I meant by a worldwide debate! 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1625 It's true - the internet does make the world smaller 1.3357 0.04957 143 104 30 9
1626 My opponent promises the world but don't be fooled by cheap parlor tricks. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1627 As you can plainly see, the Chinese are behind this! 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1628 Oops, we seem to have lost Atlas. 1.3356 0.05348 146 111 21 14
1629 And you think you're better suited to deal with the problems of the world? 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1630 Why yes, it is warm in here. 1.3356 0.05004 149 110 28 11
1631 I'm just getting warmed up 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1632 Could you turn around to show you’re actually round? 1.3355 0.05022 152 113 27 12
1633 I say, release those so-called evolutionary records, Madame! 1.3355 0.04935 152 112 29 11
1634 Senator, I lived on Mother Earth. I knew Mother Earth. Mother Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Mother Earth! 1.3355 0.04953 155 115 28 12
1635 He’s got the whole world on his stand. 1.3355 0.04868 155 114 30 11
1636 This is hardly what I had in mind when I agreed to debate a globalist! 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
1637 And now for the "climate change isn't real" rebuttal..... 1.3355 0.05119 155 117 24 14
1638 You are a hoax. Everyone knows you’re flat. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1639 Your plan is all about YOU, isn't it? You say, 'My air is dirty. My water is polluted. My animals are dying!' I say Americans are tired of narcissistic politicians! 1.3354 0.04902 161 120 28 13
1640 My very, very brilliant scientists, and they’re like really smart, are telling me that the Trump Administration is a hoax, okay? 1.3354 0.04980 161 121 26 14
1641 Absolutely! But I could give you a better answer if your question was a little more Pacific. 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
1642 Wait, one at a time. 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
1643 You're just here for the air conditioning. 1.3353 0.04789 170 127 29 14
1644 Trumps Ted Talk on Global Warming... "We've got a Earth, a big big Earth, the biggest Earth that Earth has ever seen" 1.3333 0.05285 126 92 26 8
1645 Unlike my opponent I speak for the one percent 1.3333 0.05099 141 104 27 10
1646 On this issue, I'm sure my opponent, like all Progressives, will claim to speak for the World. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1647 Please stop overstating what you bring to the table. 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1648 Your perspective is way off. 1.3333 0.04963 129 92 31 6
1649 I believe my opponent is involved in a global conspiracy! 1.3333 0.05079 153 115 25 13
1650 It's getting a little warm in here. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1651 And just how is it our fault that you run hot and cold? 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1652 Do not be fooled by appearances! My opponent only seems to be down-to-earth. 1.3333 0.05754 129 99 17 13
1653 Getting a little heated, are we? 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1654 The Democratic field is crowded. 1.3333 0.05316 129 95 25 9
1655 My opponent would have you believe he is round 1.3333 0.05389 141 107 21 13
1656 Global warming? What planet are you from? 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1657 I can tell from that last comment that you’re getting a bit heated. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1658 The white areas are recent Facebook outages. Next side, please. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1659 Empirical evidence aside, you're flat. 1.3333 0.05323 150 115 20 15
1660 Now my opponent here claims global warming is real. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1661 You look fine to me. 1.3333 0.04818 135 96 33 6
1662 My opponent is full of hot air. 1.3333 0.05294 141 106 23 12
1663 With absolutely NO academic or scientific credentials, how can you stand there and tell us global warming is real?! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1664 Nobody has ever been more round than I am, that I can tell you. 1.3333 0.04751 138 98 34 6
1665 Senator, I served with Neptune. I knew Neptune. Neptune was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Neptune. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
1666 And our keynote speaker is the late great planet earth. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1667 Atlas has left the building! 1.3333 0.05083 129 93 29 7
1668 Sure, my opponent seems American. But he hides an insidious socialist secret behind his back. 1.3333 0.04954 147 108 29 10
1669 We both read 'Atlas Shrugged', but one of us took it too literally. 1.3333 0.04999 141 103 29 9
1670 I apologize, no reason to get hot. 1.3333 0.05201 129 94 27 8
1671 And I disagree with your world view! 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1672 You don’t speak for all of us! 1.3333 0.05151 135 99 27 9
1673 I am sick and tired of people speaking for the Earth- Let the Earth speak for herself! 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1674 … while my opponent just stands there getting hot under the collar. 1.3333 0.05341 132 98 24 10
1675 And yet, my opponent claims that I blow things out of proportion. 1.3314 0.04241 175 125 42 8
1676 Sir, I lived on the earth in 1950. The earth in 1950 was my home. You are no earth of 1950. 1.3312 0.04899 157 117 28 12
1677 Ok! I admit it! Climate change is real! 1.3312 0.04370 157 111 40 6
1678 And now, we finally will listen to the Earth! 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
1679 Oh you think your so worldly! 1.3312 0.04519 154 110 37 7
1680 Flat?! Do I look flat to you? 1.3312 0.05051 154 116 25 13
1681 Before I present our keynote speaker; Would event staff please lower the thermostat? 1.3311 0.04858 151 111 30 10
1682 Year after year, you just can’t help yourself from circling back to the same point. 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1683 It’s easy for your to say, “think locally, act globally,” but what about the rest of us? 1.3311 0.04577 151 108 36 7
1684 You may have all the facts in the world, but I have public opinion on my side. 1.3311 0.04672 151 109 34 8
1685 Earth, you ignorant slut! 1.3311 0.05018 148 110 27 11
1686 Cut the global positioning 1.3311 0.04925 148 109 29 10
1687 I take issue with your heated argument. 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
1688 Once again, my opponent and I are worlds apart on this issue. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
1689 I am pointing to the only country on the planet that is not fighting climate change. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1690 I cede 2,000,000,000,000,000 minutes to the gentlewoman from the Solar System 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1691 Do I hear a second for ordering the rotating base? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1692 My opponent’s plan would take ages. 1.3310 0.04996 145 107 28 10
1693 The country is frankly fed up with your constantly revolving positions. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1694 But Europe and Asia are on the other side of your position. 1.3310 0.05069 142 105 27 10
1695 My opponent presents the Western viewpoint... 1.3310 0.04658 142 101 35 6
1696 You are out of orbit! 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1697 Indeed, my opponent holds a more global view. 1.3309 0.04722 139 99 34 6
1698 I think the world is trying to tell us something. 1.3309 0.05043 139 102 28 9
1699 Okay, let me stop you right there. 1.3309 0.04611 139 98 36 5
1700 Here with an opposing viewpoint is a globalist. 1.3309 0.04902 136 98 31 7
1701 Well... you're fat. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1702 We've discovered this lovely blue planet in orbit around a distant star in our galaxy that supports life. But there are no signs of intelligent life. 1.3309 0.05328 136 102 23 11
1703 And I'll speak for the rest of us. 1.3308 0.04975 133 96 30 7
1704 What do you mean my time is up? 1.3308 0.05198 133 98 26 9
1705 I'm sure it is hard to hear that you only have twelve years left. May I suggest a bucket list? 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1706 And last, but not least. Mother Earth. 1.3308 0.04809 130 92 33 5
1707 And now let’s hear from the America’s with their side of the story. 1.3308 0.05393 130 97 23 10
1708 So, Mr. Atlas, what is your position on global expansion? Mr. Atlas?...Mr. Atlas?... 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1709 Could we please have a question on something other than climate change? 1.3308 0.05281 130 96 25 9
1710 Please try to resist my opponent's natural gravity and focus on the issues. 1.3308 0.05051 130 94 29 7
1711 Okay Atlas . . .who shrugged? 1.3307 0.05368 127 94 24 9
1712 Don't blame us! You're the one who turned dinosaurs into oil! 1.3307 0.05130 127 92 28 7
1713 The time for action has come....the world has spoken. 1.3306 0.05428 121 89 24 8
1714 You just think you're getting warmer. 1.3292 0.04808 161 120 29 12
1715 Break into "We Are the World" and I'm outta here. 1.3290 0.04939 155 116 27 12
1716 That's quite the spin you put on it! 1.3290 0.04495 155 111 37 7
1717 You're always throwing shade." 1.3289 0.04739 152 111 32 9
1718 Tell us again why we should care. 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1719 Fake news! the world is flat. 1.3289 0.05079 149 112 25 12
1720 This year the Golden Globe goes to.... 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1721 Thanks for leaving your orbit, now do you feel the gravity of our situation ? 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1722 Adios to my opponent!... crushed by carrying the weight of the world on his shoulder. 1.3289 0.04611 149 107 35 7
1723 I agree we can put that whole flat earth debate to bed. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
1724 You may have the world on your side, but I know I’m right! 1.3288 0.04967 146 108 28 10
1725 It is with great pleasure that I introduce someone you've all been dreading to hear speak. 1.3288 0.05061 146 109 26 11
1726 Perry makes the best of his magnificent opportunity to address the world at large. 1.3288 0.04871 146 107 30 9
1727 My opponent is spinning lies! 1.3288 0.04466 146 103 38 5
1728 You take one position, then do an about face and it's the very opposite. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1729 Clearly my opponent has taken his view of globalization too far. 1.3287 0.04524 143 101 37 5
1730 Yeah, yeah sure, cry me a river. 1.3287 0.05039 143 106 27 10
1731 A vote for me is a vote against the world. 1.3286 0.05311 140 106 22 12
1732 You what ? You just rolled over a guy with yellow hair and a long red tie ? 1.3286 0.05407 140 107 20 13
1733 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.3286 0.04909 140 102 30 8
1734 Is it just me or is it getting warmer in here? 1.3286 0.04803 140 101 32 7
1735 Theory yes,but what does my opponent know for a fact about climate change? 1.3285 0.05192 137 102 25 10
1736 She needs no introduction. 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
1737 You don’t seem warm to me! 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
1738 Ok, so maybe humans did cause it, but we didn't mean to. 1.3285 0.05493 137 105 19 13
1739 I can tell you right now that you are most certainly not warming at all, and what's more, you're flat... 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1740 And this is the planet earth, a bleak and forbidding place that once supported a primitive life-form inexplicably bent on self destruction. 1.3284 0.05056 134 98 28 8
1741 My opponent thinks he is so worldly! 1.3284 0.04943 134 97 30 7
1742 That's quite the costume, Donald. 1.3284 0.05273 134 100 24 10
1743 You may say you are warming but the GOP is not impressed 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1744 Well of course 'Big Earth' is against climate change. 1.3282 0.05134 131 96 27 8
1745 Apparently, my opponent considers herself the "change" candidate. 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
1746 No I don't accept coal money, but you're getting warm! 1.3280 0.05178 125 91 27 7
1747 You don't speak for everybody 1.3277 0.05737 119 90 19 10
1748 As a white man, I obviously know more about the environment than Mother Earth. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1749 So as you can plainly see, its round on this side, but its flat on the other! 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1750 May I just say, you are my Oyster. 1.3274 0.06087 113 87 15 11
1751 And although my opponent will say she has the entire world on her side . . . 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1752 Sorry, but we don't care for your opinion on climate change 1.3273 0.04951 165 126 24 15
1753 While my opponent may have a world view.... 1.3272 0.04702 162 120 31 11
1754 Can I speak to your Russian side, please! 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
1755 Do you know who I am? 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
1756 Let me tell you what the world needs... 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
1757 I mean, it's flat. Look how flat it is. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
1758 They say that the whole world is against me, but I know it's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. 1.3268 0.04527 153 110 36 7
1759 I don't think the Earth should have a say in this! 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1760 My opponent makes a compelling argument, but we still maintain that Earth is flat! 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1761 When the world talks, people, listen 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1762 The world may disagree with me, but I stand firmly by my belief! 1.3267 0.04777 150 110 31 9
1763 Global domination on a world stage. 1.3267 0.04682 150 109 33 8
1764 I am not now, nor have I ever been, an extraterrestrial. 1.3267 0.04960 150 112 27 11
1765 Round, schmound. The real question in this election is, "Where's Atlantis? What have you done with it?" 1.3267 0.04869 150 111 29 10
1766 And ask yourself: who exactly will my opponent represent? 1.3265 0.04938 147 109 28 10
1767 So who ya gonna trust, me or this ignorant orb? 1.3264 0.05009 144 107 27 10
1768 I don’t have to listen to you anymore, Mom. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
1769 Is it not now completely obvious that my opponent is full of hot air? 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1770 And arguing that climate change is real.... 1.3262 0.05083 141 105 26 10
1771 You yielded your time, it's my turn to talk about the environment. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1772 Yes, I do stand by my position that the earth is flat. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1773 It's okay, I've got the electoral college votes. 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1774 All my stage is a world! 1.3261 0.05261 138 104 23 11
1775 I yield my time. 1.3261 0.05056 138 102 27 9
1776 You think you're the center of the universe! Stop throwing your weight around. 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
1777 Bet you can't spin that one. 1.3259 0.05024 135 99 28 8
1778 Don't get me wrong. I think the world of you! 1.3259 0.04913 135 98 30 7
1779 The problem is clearly bigger than both of us. 1.3256 0.05063 129 94 28 7
1780 I don't think you have the authority to talk about global warming. 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1781 Are you threatening me with extinction? 1.3254 0.05018 126 91 29 6
1782 Next, we will hear from the Western Hemisphere. 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
1783 Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce the Democratic Nominee for President, The World. 1.3252 0.06054 123 97 12 14
1784 On the other hand, look at my opponent. She's all over the place! 1.3250 0.04738 160 119 30 11
1785 As a fossil fuel CEO, I know hot, and as yet, you, Madam, are no Venus. 1.3250 0.05444 120 89 23 8
1786 We don't care what the world has to say. We're America! 1.3250 0.04980 160 122 24 14
1787 Easy, big fella! Some boundaries! Please! 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
1788 My opponent will try tonight to convince you that he is flat. 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
1789 And now I’d like to introduce the world’s biggest Flat Earth skeptic.” 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
1790 this is just a debate,you need to cool down. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
1791 I've come here to say: I'll be fine. You'll be dead. Keep up the good work. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
1792 what makes you think you are getting warmer?? 1.3245 0.05021 151 114 25 12
1793 Who are you to say the earth isn't flat?! 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1794 You’re spinning my words again...all day long with you — spin, spin, spin! 1.3243 0.04909 148 110 28 10
1795 Think of your ice caps before you let this debate get any more heated! 1.3243 0.05002 148 111 26 11
1796 OK, you made your point: you are round. 1.3241 0.04783 145 106 31 8
1797 I refuse to go there. 1.3241 0.04578 145 104 35 6
1798 Oh, and what evidence can you submit that PROVES you're not actually flat? 1.3239 0.04746 142 103 32 7
1799 As you can see, my opponent and I are a world apart on the issues. 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
1800 Why should voters believe you about global warming? 1.3239 0.05052 142 106 26 10
1801 Isn't that sort of a global response? 1.3239 0.04850 142 104 30 8
1802 How do you call yourself global when you are clearly only representing the western hemisphere? 1.3239 0.05246 142 108 22 12
1803 Global inflation is a looming problem. 1.3239 0.04952 142 105 28 9
1804 Just look at the size of his lands. 1.3239 0.05150 142 107 24 11
1805 As anyone can see, my opponent's reasoning is completely circular. 1.3239 0.04640 142 102 34 6
1806 You do look flat! 1.3235 0.05206 136 102 24 10
1807 So you just expect us to take your word for it that you're getting warmer? 1.3235 0.04654 136 97 34 5
1808 You're talking in circles. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
1809 And now Gaia will speak to the pro side for human extinction. 1.3233 0.05395 133 101 21 11
1810 You can say "round, round" all you want but you look flat to me 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1811 So maybe I shouldn't have told Atlas to shrug... 1.3233 0.05288 133 100 23 10
1812 I, on the other hand, firmly reject globalism! 1.3231 0.05147 130 96 26 8
1813 With all due respects,my opponent's personal experience with the enviornmental impact of human activity is anecdotal and , therefore,not relevant to our debate. 1.3231 0.05374 130 98 22 10
1814 I would warn you about being swayed by my honourable opponent’s easily discredited “One World” philosophy. 1.3228 0.04985 127 92 29 6
1815 Excuse me! You’ve been getting hotter and hotter throughout this whole climate change debate! 1.3228 0.05688 127 98 17 12
1816 Wait! It's not my fault. I belong to the Sierra Club 1.3228 0.04331 158 113 39 6
1817 Now we get to hear from the small world after all! 1.3228 0.04331 158 113 39 6
1818 The era of what goes around comes around is over! 1.3228 0.04514 158 115 35 8
1819 No one's looking for a revolution. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1820 Not buying it, still flat. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
1821 I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Planet Earth! 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
1822 Going, going............ 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1823 Enough with the 'think global' already! 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
1824 ...political chaos, pestilence, overcrowding and you've got a fever...is that what we need in a sophomore class president? 1.3224 0.05330 152 119 17 16
1825 No sir, it only "feels" like the weight of the whole world is on your shoulders. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
1826 So, can you tell us all a little more about this 'round-earth theory' of yours? 1.3224 0.04992 152 115 25 12
1827 Going twice at $14.99. 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
1828 Moreover, my opponent is not even a U.S. citizen! 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
1829 My opponent would like you to think he has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
1830 I object! You are only showing one side. 1.3220 0.05230 118 86 26 6
1831 Will you please cool off!! 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1832 So please, during the debate, no releasing of noxious clouds of methane from your tundra. 1.3219 0.04552 146 105 35 6
1833 Well, what the hell do YOU know? 1.3219 0.04854 146 108 29 9
1834 My opponent is nothing but a single-issue candidate. 1.3219 0.05228 146 112 21 13
1835 And I will make the Earth great again. 1.3217 0.04718 143 104 32 7
1836 My opponent here, thinks he holds a world view. 1.3217 0.04821 143 105 30 8
1837 All right Earth, calm down. You're getting a little heated there." 1.3214 0.05096 140 105 25 10
1838 Ma’am, please calm down. I’m afraid you’re getting a little heated. 1.3214 0.04784 140 102 31 7
1839 The whole world is listening. 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1840 I knew Europe. Europe was a friend of mine. America - you are no Europe. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1841 We get it. Your platform is climate change. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1842 Who in the world asked for your opinion? 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1843 Would you stop going in circles? Things are getting heated. 1.3209 0.05464 134 103 19 12
1844 Yes, yes, I get your not-so-subtle point, Mr Atlas. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1845 I can't speak for the World, but.... 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
1846 OK,OK, we'll listen! 1.3206 0.05338 131 99 22 10
1847 You wouldn’t know it from my opponent, but there’s a whole other side to this story. 1.3206 0.04757 131 94 32 5
1848 I just want to say that I think the world of our next speaker. 1.3205 0.04897 156 118 26 12
1849 My opponent is a globalist. 1.3205 0.04897 156 118 26 12
1850 If my opponent is actually warming, burning, or on fire, wouldn't we all have seen smoke? 1.3205 0.04811 156 117 28 11
1851 Please give a nice round of applause for our next speaker at this flat earth fact finding symposium. 1.3203 0.05539 128 98 19 11
1852 Don't go all global on me! 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
1853 A vote for me, Donald Trump, and I can make all this go away. 1.3203 0.04697 153 113 31 9
1854 My opponent can't seem to stop talking in circles. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1855 Doesn't feel that warm to me... 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1856 My opponent shows a clear north-south bias 1.3200 0.05029 125 91 28 6
1857 Don’t you go mansplaining climate change to me. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1858 Do not listen to my opponent. Clearly, he is a globe-alist. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1859 Need I point out, globalism is out of control! 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
1860 And contrary to the President's twitter assertion, the world is round. 1.3197 0.05286 147 114 19 14
1861 Flat-earthers: "Fake news" 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
1862 Hold it right there...how can you claim to speak for the whole world when I stand here in opposition ? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1863 And now to speak to us about global warming. 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
1864 We will no longer comply with the Paris Climate Accords despite the opposition! 1.3197 0.05492 122 92 21 9
1865 Sorry, but I think your argument still falls flat. 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
1866 I feel like it’s me versus the world up here! 1.3194 0.04586 144 104 34 6
1867 Please don't mansplain ozone depletion to me, sir 1.3194 0.05088 144 109 24 11
1868 What possible impact could you have on me? 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
1869 the whole world is ganging up on me, not fair 1.3193 0.04525 166 123 33 10
1870 Where's Atlas you asked? 1.3191 0.04755 141 103 31 7
1871 Mr Atlas will be back in a moment! 1.3191 0.05357 141 109 19 13
1872 All my opponent cares about is herself! 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
1873 While my opponent might have science on its side, I have the unerring wisdom of Twitter on mine. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1874 Yes, my opponent is definitely more worldly than I. 1.3191 0.04964 141 105 27 9
1875 Sorry. 1.3191 0.05065 141 106 25 10
1876 Make the Americas Great Again! 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
1877 I concede that my opponent's arguments are supported by the weight of world opinion... 1.3188 0.04823 138 101 30 7
1878 I get it - you're a big picture guy. But, you have to consider the details. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
1879 Thank you, Ms. Terra, your five minutes are up. The spokesman from OPEC will now read a rebuttal. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
1880 "I see a world of differences between my opponent and myself." 1.3185 0.04778 135 98 31 6
1881 My opponent appears to be having hot flashes. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1882 Let's give a great big welcome - to everyone! 1.3185 0.04953 157 120 24 13
1883 Just who does my opponent think he is, claiming to speak for the entire world! 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1884 Hold it right there. Prove that you're getting warmer. 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
1885 Who would ever elect everyone's mother and an obvious globalist?" 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1886 Our next speaker will be Donald Trump's ego. 1.3184 0.04580 179 136 29 14
1887 My opponent promises everything in the world. But can he really deliver? 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1888 Without further ado, I give you Mother Earth 1.3182 0.04936 154 117 25 12
1889 ... and I say the earth is flat! 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
1890 The world will little note nor long remember what I'm saying here. Nevertheless, I persist. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1891 Here on Mars Today, we ask “ Earth , is there life on you “” 1.3182 0.04671 154 114 31 9
1892 Our next speaker wants to weigh in on the debate around the use of the word "globalist". 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1893 There’s a world of difference between us! 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
1894 I offer all speakers a bottle of water, but you’re right—it was uniquely insensitive in your case. 1.3179 0.04733 151 112 30 9
1895 I think it's fairly obvious that I speak for everyone here... 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1896 Don't be fooled. My opponent is simply putting its own spin on the same old argument. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
1897 My first visual aid: The earth is flat. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1898 Hold It!! Atlas is still in make-up. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1899 You don’t feel warmer to me. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
1900 Indeed, my opponent’s life revolves around me. 1.3175 0.04995 126 92 28 6
1901 Now that your Antarctic ice-cap is gone, what have you done with the penguins?! 1.3172 0.05243 145 112 20 13
1902 Stop the World. I want to get off. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1903 With that, I conclude, that Earth is in fact, flat. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
1904 Sure, you think globally, but you sure aren't acting very locally. 1.3171 0.04941 123 89 29 5
1905 If my opponent didn't want us to use fossil fuels, why did she provide them to us?. 1.3169 0.04399 142 101 37 4
1906 And I happen to think that politics are local. 1.3169 0.04620 142 103 33 6
1907 I'm sorry, but "The World is Not Enough". 1.3169 0.05132 142 108 23 11
1908 Easy for you to criticize. You just keep turning. 1.3169 0.05034 142 107 25 10
1909 You think you have problems? Welcome to MY world! 1.3168 0.04698 161 121 29 11
1910 And I say you DO have room for 3 billion more people! 1.3168 0.04264 161 116 39 6
1911 Well, that’s not what Mars said! 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
1912 Isn’t it curious how my opponent’s solutions always seem to benefit mostly her? 1.3165 0.05407 139 108 18 13
1913 I dare my opponent to not put spin on his comments. 1.3165 0.04455 139 99 36 4
1914 It's just me against you now. 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1915 Yes, my opponent may be more worldly... 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1916 Don't be so smug. We all have a dark side! 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
1917 You are full of hot air and it’s actually killing me. 1.3165 0.05109 139 105 24 10
1918 Our next speaker will discuss the benefits of gravity and why you all don't fly off into space. 1.3165 0.04901 139 103 28 8
1919 My opponent claims to care about the Earth... 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
1920 Mars, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the 30,000 emails that are missing! 1.3165 0.04498 158 116 34 8
1921 Although you did not precisely guess my position on climate change, you are getting warm. 1.3162 0.05242 117 86 25 6
1922 Even now you can't stop spinning. . . 1.3162 0.04514 136 97 35 4
1923 Yes, it’s your fault. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
1924 Now for an opposing view in our climate change debate, from Planet Earth! 1.3161 0.05318 155 123 15 17
1925 There it is ! My half world view. 1.3161 0.04554 155 114 33 8
1926 Is my opponent getting HOTTER or is it just me?! 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
1927 I dare you to speak with one voice. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
1928 My opponent here claims to be his own man, but in reality he's still being pushed around by the sun. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1929 You don't have a leg to stand on in this climate change debate. 1.3158 0.04888 152 115 26 11
1930 ...my opponent here has connections to radical environmentalists and vegan activists! 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
1931 My opponent is resorting to her usual scare tactics. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1932 I'm warming up to you. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
1933 Well, that’s one opinion. 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
1934 You may in fact speak for the Americas, but I answer to Bezos. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
1935 Excuse me, please don’t Earth-splain to me 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
1936 Not your turn! 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1937 Just because you’re more worldly does not mean you get to dominate this debate! 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1938 Your circular logic has no place in this debate! 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1939 Stop! As the President of the Flat Earth Society I refute your lame hypothesis. 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
1940 I think the world of my esteemed opponent,but he lacks the necessary gravitas 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1941 Let me ask you this: What has my opponent ever done for you? 1.3154 0.05464 130 100 19 11
1942 How dare you speak for the world! 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1943 I don't believe this fake news. The earth is flat! 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
1944 No, I don't think it's warm in here! 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
1945 We can fit the whole world on this stage, but we can’t fit all the people running for President! 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
1946 My opponent refers to herself as a so-called expert on climate change, but I don't buy it. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
1947 I am calling into question, my opponent's qualifications on climate change. 1.3148 0.04590 162 121 31 10
1948 The whole world is watching! 1.3148 0.04332 162 118 37 7
1949 Climate change? You're being shrill and hysterical. That's exactly why you can't be trusted to regulate yourself. 1.3147 0.05004 143 108 25 10
1950 I should know better than Earth here, I've studied climate change for ten years! 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1951 There's no need to get so heated. 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
1952 You fit into a two-dimensional cartoon, that proves you're flat. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1953 She’s well rounded, but her foreign policy is superficial at best. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
1954 When we at the EPA were invited to this debate on climate change, we weren’t told we would be debating the entire world! 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1955 I'm here to tell you: I'm burning up on the inside, too! 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
1956 As you can see, the opposing candidate is full of hot air. 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
1957 Stop embarrassing me, mother! 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
1958 With all due respect Sen. Earth, how is your distribution of resources for billions greater than my need to support my business? 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
1959 When they said it'd be "me v. the world," I didn't think it would come to this. 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
1960 I am from the Trump Administration and I say the world is flat! 1.3141 0.04796 156 118 27 11
1961 Stop looking at my notes! 1.3141 0.04437 156 114 35 7
1962 Okay, I’ll concede that you’re round! 1.3141 0.04247 156 112 39 5
1963 And on this side we have the opposing view on global warming. 1.3139 0.05049 137 103 25 9
1964 My opponent claims to be affected by Climate Change 1.3139 0.05155 137 104 23 10
1965 My most worldly opponet yet 1.3139 0.04720 137 100 31 6
1966 My opponent is inflating his view. 1.3137 0.04861 153 116 26 11
1967 Of course I believe you're warming up --- especially since you dripped ice water all over half of the chairs in the Green Room! 1.3136 0.04295 169 124 37 8
1968 As you can see North American is barely connected to South America 1.3136 0.05476 118 89 21 8
1969 So every 60,000,000 years or so you change. Very unreliable. So what's it's going to be this time?" 1.3134 0.04903 134 99 28 7
1970 Let earth speak for itself. 1.3134 0.05235 134 102 22 10
1971 Ladies and gentlemen, I have earth-shattering information! 1.3134 0.05016 134 100 26 8
1972 Now, I know my opponent claims to have something in common with every single one of you.... 1.3134 0.04787 134 98 30 6
1973 I now yield to my opponent from the North, South, East and West. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1974 My opponent here would like you to believe he’s God’s gift to the world. 1.3133 0.04928 150 114 25 11
1975 My opponent here is so old that when he went to school they didn’t even have history. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1976 My opponent wants you to believe he's not flat. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
1977 In spite of mountains of evidence, my opponent insists she’s only 2000 years old. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1978 First, I would like to address my opponent's claim that the earth is round... 1.3130 0.05318 131 100 21 10
1979 You haven’t got a leg to stand on! 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1980 There was absolutely no collusion with either continent! 1.3130 0.04857 131 96 29 6
1981 Sorry, but you are flat-out wrong! 1.3129 0.04808 147 110 28 9
1982 That’s unfair! Of course you can promise them the world! 1.3129 0.04904 147 111 26 10
1983 My opponent will promise you the world, but does it look like he can deliver? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
1984 Apparently you're unaware of how I destroyed Jupiter in last night's debate or you wouldn't even be here. 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1985 And I repeat, it's just us against the world. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1986 Nobody cares what YOU have to say. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1987 I think I know a little bit more about globalization than you. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1988 I can safely say I speak on behalf of the world... 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1989 My opponent simply has no worldview whatsoever 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
1990 You created the swamp! 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
1991 Global warming? Hah! You don't look so hot to me! 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
1992 Who said you could have a say? 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
1993 You don’t get a say in the matter! 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
1994 Is it hot in here or is that just you warming? 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
1995 And see that up there? That used to be the United States, but their Congress allowed a narcissistic sociopath to be president. The country is now just a blip in history. 1.3117 0.04562 154 114 32 8
1996 ... and I intend to prove you are flat in this debate... 1.3117 0.04654 154 115 30 9
1997 What in the world do you mean? 1.3117 0.05006 154 119 22 13
1998 No, this isn’t what ‘America First’ means.” 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
1999 My opponent thinks he’s the world authority on everything! 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
2000 If global warming is real then why aren't you sweating? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
2001 Obviously my opponent is feeling the heat! 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
2002 Well, "Mother" Earth, a little contraception wouldn't hurt, you know. 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
2003 Yeah, your ego is big, but my ego is bigger. I have the best ego. 1.3116 0.05325 138 107 19 12
2004 You claim you're feeling warmer but have you ever considered it's just a hot flash? 1.3115 0.05592 122 94 18 10
2005 Don't fall for my opponent's circular reasoning. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2006 There was NO ROTATION! 1.3113 0.04899 151 115 25 11
2007 I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony... 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
2008 You have one minute for the rebuttal; and please don't stop spinning. 1.3113 0.04809 151 114 27 10
2009 You see. Flat! 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2010 So you're saying that Al Gore doesn't deserve all the credit for the documentary either? 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
2011 As you can see, my opponent is constantly getting hot and bothered. 1.3109 0.05028 119 87 27 5
2012 Your policies seem to be very self-serving. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
2013 Turns out you aren’t flat, but you’re still not warming! 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
2014 As you can clearly see, my opponent is a globalist of the worst kind. 1.3106 0.05173 132 100 23 9
2015 There's a world of difference between you and me. 1.3106 0.05060 132 99 25 8
2016 I’m sorry, but the correct spelling is P-A-N-G-E-A 1.3106 0.04764 161 123 26 12
2017 Global warming is a hoax, despite what this so called ‘expert’ may have you believe! 1.3103 0.05134 145 112 21 12
2018 We all think the world of you, but you can't keep hiding your dark side. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2019 My opponent has accused me of not being 'down to earth! 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2020 Yes, and in this election, it truly is me against the world. 1.3103 0.05040 145 111 23 11
2021 My opponent freely admits that she longs to return to the Stone Age. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2022 Is that all you have to offer? 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2023 Joining us tonight for our discussion on flat earth theory, is Round Earth. 1.3103 0.05532 116 88 20 8
2024 My opponent is living proof that the polar regions are disappearing. 1.3103 0.04746 145 108 29 8
2025 I will not feel your forehead because I absolutely do not believe global warming is real. 1.3103 0.04944 145 110 25 10
2026 What the liberal candidate WON'T tell you is that he's been involved in every bad thing that has ever happened! 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
2027 Are you okay? You feel hot. 1.3101 0.04743 158 120 27 11
2028 you act like you're sooooo worldly 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
2029 . . . and that is why I don't call my opponent Mother Earth. I call her Fatty McEarthface. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
2030 That's it? Hardly earth shattering news. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2031 And with her first try at slam poetry, here’s Earth with Get the #*%€ off of me! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2032 I still have the floor, or crust, if you prefer. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
2033 Hold on there, this is a CPAC meeting, we do not care what you have to say. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
2034 Oh fuck. 1.3097 0.05061 155 121 20 14
2035 I’m not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent’s youth and inexperience. 1.3097 0.04977 155 120 22 13
2036 You'll be able to see my unbelievably tremendous wall from this far away, I promise 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2037 Cool down, you are getting a little too heated. 1.3095 0.05098 126 94 25 7
2038 My opponent simply continues circling the point in a roundabout way. 1.3095 0.04972 126 93 27 6
2039 My opponent has been touting the same circular argument for less than 10,000 years! 1.3095 0.05459 126 97 19 10
2040 My fellow citizens, don't let my opponent continue to polarize us! 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
2041 I have no response to my opponent's heated argument. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2042 No borders? Are you kidding me? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2043 Our guest speaker will argue for the colonization of Mars 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
2044 I pledge to act in the best interests of the little man, whereas my opponent’s policies are clearly self-serving. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2045 Just stop! I'm getting off. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
2046 Sir, I object to your use of "We Are the World" for your campaign commercials. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2047 Let everyone note how you consistently change your position on the issues as you rotate. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2048 You’re flat out wrong! 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2049 I'm sorry for getting so heated, but you started it. 1.3092 0.04499 152 112 33 7
2050 Well, there’s really no room for debate. 1.3089 0.04916 123 90 28 5
2051 My opponent is completely exagerrating the problem of global warming. 1.3088 0.05168 136 104 22 10
2052 It's quite obvious my opponent has no plan to fight inflation. 1.3088 0.04952 136 102 26 8
2053 So..extinction, yes or no? 1.3088 0.04727 136 100 30 6
2054 Contrary to my opponent, I'm here to talk about good clean coal! 1.3088 0.04611 136 99 32 5
2055 Isolationist vs Globalist 1.3087 0.04939 149 114 24 11
2056 You’ve heard from the rest of the world, now it’s my turn. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
2057 ... and the people will not by your "too big to fail" argument. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
2058 OK earth (if that is your real name), tell us what you know about global warming 1.3083 0.05139 133 101 23 9
2059 I can also have a global perspective! 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
2060 Your globalist view holds no weight here!! 1.3082 0.04617 146 108 31 7
2061 Hold your ozone. Your chance to speak will be after the 2020 election. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2062 And now, I present the Flat Earth Society's keynote speaker! 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2063 My opponent continues to argue that climate change is real. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2064 Where on earth did you get that idea? 1.3082 0.05010 146 112 23 11
2065 The voters have heard enough of your global view. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2066 The question is why is my opponent getting so heated in his argument. 1.3082 0.04408 146 106 35 5
2067 Well what about the European view. 1.3082 0.04718 146 109 29 8
2068 And I think I speak for the entire world when I say.... 1.3082 0.04457 159 118 33 8
2069 Forgotten for so long........here she is Mother Earth! 1.3077 0.04692 156 118 28 10
2070 Surely, my opponent exaggerates. 1.3077 0.05333 130 100 20 10
2071 My opponent says she's just getting warmed up. I say that's a hoax. 1.3077 0.04949 156 121 22 13
2072 How’s the weather ? 1.3077 0.05220 130 99 22 9
2073 Sheer, unmitigated, hemispherism! 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
2074 I said it once and I'll say it again, it's not just about you! 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
2075 Warming shwarming...what makes you an expert. 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
2076 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You’re getting a bit heated there, buddy. 1.3077 0.05083 143 110 22 11
2077 We’ll take a five minute break as Atlas goes to the bathroom. 1.3077 0.04949 156 121 22 13
2078 Just wait a minute, you'll get your turn. 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
2079 I’m a middle-aged American man— I have plenty of perspective! 1.3072 0.04475 153 113 33 7
2080 And now Miss World will say a few words. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2081 Could you just be a little less global? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2082 OK, you do feel a bit warmer, but still. . . 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2083 Even your delivery is flat. 1.3071 0.05063 127 95 25 7
2084 Shakespeare was right, all the world is a stage. 1.3068 0.04538 176 135 28 13
2085 I think the American people have the right to know about your allegiance to foreign countries. 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
2086 I don’t care what you say, I believe you are only 5,000 years old. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
2087 Try to see it from my point of view 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2088 I wonder, where on earth is my opponent tonight? 1.3067 0.04629 150 112 30 8
2089 Mother Earth waits for her turn to speak at an Anti-Climate Change Conference 1.3066 0.05238 137 106 20 11
2090 Yes, but what have you done for us lately? 1.3065 0.05393 124 95 20 9
2091 You need to wait your turn 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2092 I heard you the first time ‘round 1.3062 0.04252 160 117 37 6
2093 Wrong! 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2094 Wait a minute, you'll get your turn. 1.3062 0.04856 160 124 23 13
2095 He wasn't even born in America! 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2096 Rolling along now to our next speaker, who needs no introduction. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
2097 I served for 30 years on the Committee on Energy and Natural Resources-what experience do you have?! 1.3061 0.04590 147 109 31 7
2098 And needing no introduction, it's A Small World. 1.3061 0.04488 147 108 33 6
2099 Hey, I'm a victim too...my air conditioning costs have doubled! 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
2100 I feel like we're just spinning in circles 1.3060 0.05106 134 102 23 9
2101 Flat, I say! 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
2102 Why madam, you are nothing but a climate change alarmist! 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
2103 See, look! You're flat! 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
2104 OK, I admit you're not flat, but you're still small. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
2105 Ma’am, your personal problems are of no concern to the american people 1.3056 0.05147 144 112 20 12
2106 And standing in for Sisyphus, let me introduce the ball. 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
2107 My opponent will tell you he is getting warmer, but I say that is fake news. 1.3056 0.04652 144 107 30 7
2108 A whimper? That's your closing argument? 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
2109 All the World's a Stage - Well! 1.3053 0.05185 131 100 22 9
2110 Our next speaker has the audacity to think she can change the world. 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
2111 And, next up on ‘Hot or Not’.... 1.3053 0.05407 131 102 18 11
2112 Where on Earth did that idea come from? 1.3052 0.04816 154 118 25 11
2113 So let's start from the beginning. 1.3051 0.04890 118 86 28 4
2114 Sure. I know it doesn't look like much now. But a border here and a wall there... it'll be great! 1.3050 0.04495 141 103 33 5
2115 Your evidence for whether you speak for the whole world is flimsy at best, sir! 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2116 Nor will I allow the age and experience of my opponent keep me from the truth! 1.3050 0.04925 141 107 25 9
2117 In the interest of hearing from the WHOLE world, we will now hear from French Polynesia. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2118 The discussion is getting quite heated from your side. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
2119 No, no - I act locally! 1.3047 0.05150 128 97 23 8
2120 ...Now, the whole world may not like my opinion, but hear me out! 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2121 Now you’re dying? You’ve been fine for a bazillion years! 1.3047 0.05384 128 99 19 10
2122 You only represent the special interests! 1.3046 0.04698 151 114 28 9
2123 I think I know more about global warming than you do genius 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2124 And now we bring you the presidential debates, Trump vs. the Democratic candidates. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2125 Alrighty, everyone. The next speaker will be on overpopulation, pollution, and politics. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2126 I did reserve the right to say; "I want to get off." 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2127 He's a down-to-guy kind of earth. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2128 Please don't interrupt,ma'am,I'm not done explaining the way the world works. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2129 Release the hot air, Sir! 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2130 Let me be the first to say, I care about your problems. But - 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2131 Don't believe my opponent's hot-headed ideas about climate change. 1.3041 0.04761 148 112 27 9
2132 Behold! Atlas Shrugged!!!! 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
2133 Yes, I understand that my opponent has a world of knowledge but..... 1.3041 0.04462 148 109 33 6
2134 Will you ever stop playing that rising seas victim card?! 1.3041 0.04564 148 110 31 7
2135 I contend that the advanced age of my opponent renders her unfit for world leadership. 1.3041 0.04950 148 114 23 11
2136 I don't see your point. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2137 You and your ‘global perspective’ vastly underestimate the size of my ego! 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2138 My opponent is clearly trying to give this debate a hostile climate. 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2139 My opponent appears to have the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.3034 0.04925 145 111 24 10
2140 The whole world is watching but hasn't yet said a word. 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2141 Excuse me. Excuuuse me! Let me finish before you overheat. 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2142 Tell me again why people in Australia don’t know they are upside down! 1.3034 0.04519 145 107 32 6
2143 And our next speaker is Mother Earth who comes to tell us about having too many hot flashes. 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
2144 Sure, you speak for millions, but let’s not forget the little guy! 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
2145 You say you have a world of evidence, but I have my opinions... 1.3032 0.04701 155 118 27 10
2146 Looks flat to me. 1.3030 0.05262 132 102 20 10
2147 Wait, wait! I promise no more denial about climate change! 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2148 Behold, my opponent’s distorted view of the world . 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
2149 And for our next TED talk... 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
2150 I have no earthly idea what you're talking about. 1.3028 0.05192 142 111 19 12
2151 My opponent is somewhere out there trying to prove that he has a world view." 1.3028 0.04687 142 106 29 7
2152 Look at my opponent, Alice, who is carrying the world on her shoulders. ALICE? Alice? 1.3028 0.05095 142 110 21 11
2153 What about your affairs? 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2154 Where's your birth certificate? I'm not buying that God created the heavens and the earth fake news. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2155 My opponent will have you believe that the world is not flat. 1.3028 0.04996 142 109 23 10
2156 The poles show a 30 percent loss. 1.3028 0.05192 142 111 19 12
2157 No wonder Atlas got tired of carrying you on his back. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2158 ...and all you’ll hear from this one is NIMBY ! 1.3026 0.04854 152 117 24 11
2159 If earth isn’t going to use all of its allotted time, I’ll continue.. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
2160 Yes comrades, it's us against the world! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2161 Atlas, come back here! 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
2162 Who do you think you are? 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
2163 At least we saved a life size model of our planet since it's too late to save the real thing. 1.3025 0.05541 119 92 18 9
2164 Im not the sun. Stop rotating. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2165 You,re not giving us the whole picture! 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
2166 That's fake news from the failing New York Times. My opponent is flat and getting colder. 1.3022 0.04966 139 106 24 9
2167 It's a costume! Don't be fooled. It's all flat underneath. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2168 Not exactly the correct answer but you're getting hotter.... 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2169 As my esteemed colleague just found out, never turn your back on the Americas.” 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2170 Frankly, that argument falls flat. 1.3020 0.05013 149 116 21 12
2171 My opponent has no plans for the future. 1.3020 0.04637 149 112 29 8
2172 The world has finally decided to join us in our discussion. 1.3015 0.04588 136 100 31 5
2173 Your scare tactics aren't working. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2174 "Not only does my globalist friend want no border wall, he doesn't even want borders." 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2175 If you look very ,very carefully, you can see Fullerton, Nebraska. 1.3014 0.04493 146 108 32 6
2176 No, you’re the one full of hot air! 1.3014 0.04699 146 110 28 8
2177 Let me just say, it means the world to be here. 1.3014 0.04597 146 109 30 7
2178 I will lower my temper when you lower your temperature 1.3014 0.04798 146 111 26 9
2179 And now let's hear from my opponent, Mother Earth. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
2180 Pick a language and stop spinning! 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
2181 Welcome to this evening's first presidential 2020 debate 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2182 Seems the world shrugged Atlas 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2183 When this next speaker turns around, he really makes my day. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2184 The voters should note: my opponent is only showing his best face to the audience! 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2185 For the last time - No! It's not getting warmer in here! 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2186 Just because you’re the whole world it doesn’t make you right. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2187 I'd like to start off by saying my opponent is a flat out liar. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2188 Unlike my opponent here, I am NOT a globalist! 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
2189 Wait a minute! I thought I was debating Ocasio-Cortez. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
2190 The planet wishes to be heard. 1.3007 0.04966 143 110 23 10
2191 Earth, I studied Pluto. I knew Pluto. Pluto was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Pluto. 1.3007 0.04763 143 108 27 8
2192 I’m sorry ladies and gentlemen but ICE just took Atlas away.” 1.3007 0.05064 143 111 21 11
2193 What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
2194 This man is a phony! The real Earth is flat! 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
2195 The debate pitted Harry against the world. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
2196 So, what's your stance on climate change? 1.3007 0.05001 153 120 20 13
2197 I'm sorry, but we're not concerned with your opinion here. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
2198 Who invited you? 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
2199 One of those tiny dots in the middle might be Puerto Rico,it's hard to find and surrounded by water and far away.No collusion! 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2200 In conclusion, all the evidence clearly establishes that the earth is flat. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2201 Yes, you Edith Perkins of 345 Glenn street in Boise, Idaho... your chance to rebut me. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2202 Stop treating the space program like a personal affront! 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2203 Feels like you are on a different planet on this issue. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
2204 On this global issue, the world will speak 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2205 ...Thank you for your input, Earth, but I’m afraid we’ll have to leave it there. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2206 And may I introduce to you the best scientific expert in the world, Mother Earth! 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2207 In my opinion, the speaker has a clear bias on the topic of climate change. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
2208 I alone know the truth and the whole world is lying. 1.3000 0.05238 140 110 18 12
2209 In conclusion, my learned opponent's claim that she is feeling 'warmer' is patently false. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2210 Nice of the Earth to show up this evening. Especially with the ALLEGED reports that she’s dying. Fake news! 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
2211 How about a big round of applause for our next speaker? 1.3000 0.03988 170 124 41 5
2212 "The people need someone who won't just turn the other hemisphere when things get rough. 1.3000 0.04522 120 86 32 2
2213 There can be no debate here sir... You are indeed round! 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
2214 I'm just saying that my comments regarding my opponent getting hotter were taken out of context. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
2215 Who are you going to believe? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2216 Why do you keep insisting that your self-interest trumps mine? 1.2994 0.04736 157 121 25 11
2217 Just cause you're hot doesn't mean Global Warming is real. 1.2993 0.04570 147 110 30 7
2218 And,I am happy to present our next speaker: The World at Large. 1.2993 0.04867 147 113 24 10
2219 You’re just another globalist! 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
2220 I served with Planet Earth. I knew Planet Earth. Planet Earth was a friend of mine. Globe, you’re no Planet Earth. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
2221 I won’t debate global warming with your Down Under in my face. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2222 Oh yeah? You and what atmosphere? 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
2223 You've made your point , but continuing to blame us will not solve the problem, will it. 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2224 Make the world go away! 1.2993 0.04900 137 104 25 8
2225 My next guest is here to present her earth-shattering paper, ‘The reports of my flatness have been greatly exaggerated’ 1.2993 0.05008 137 105 23 9
2226 Why am I always up against the world? 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
2227 We know you’ll think the world of next speaker. 1.2992 0.05039 127 96 24 7
2228 I didn't mean it. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
2229 So turn on the air conditioner like everybody else! 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
2230 You might represent the entire planet, but I can run circles around you in this debate. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2231 The stage is set for world domination. 1.2986 0.04631 144 108 29 7
2232 Let me guess, it’s gonna be ‘uge. 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2233 Please help me welcome our next guest, a personal favorite of mine, and I think you'll agree, one of the top hemispheres of all time! 1.2986 0.04836 144 110 25 9
2234 I don't care what you say, I still think you're flat! 1.2985 0.04741 134 100 28 6
2235 I only need $275 trillion to build a wall around it to keep out global warming! 1.2985 0.05193 134 104 20 10
2236 My opponent, Atlas, couldn’t even bother to show up! 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2237 Global perspective? My socks are Chinese and my call girls are Brazilian, sir. 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2238 To make the case against eating more sardines, I now turn to my opponent, the Pacific Ocean. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
2239 We'll have to put your issues on hold for the moment. Now, how about we discuss gerrymandering? 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
2240 There you go again. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2241 Are you better off than you were four years ago? 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2242 I'm not impressed with your world view! 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2243 I know the world revolves around you, but please wait your turn. 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2244 Shouldn't that be 'I am the world'? 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2245 That may be your opinion, but I still say you are flat! 1.2979 0.05302 141 112 16 13
2246 We’ll get to you later. 1.2979 0.05007 141 109 22 10
2247 I will not cave into the intimidation of globalists! 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2248 I'd like to introduce today's speaker on the topic, "What to do when people call you flat." 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2249 Up next is Mother Earth. She’s here to testify about women’s rights. 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
2250 Look, I regret it happened, OK? But, who needs all that coral, anyway? 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2251 Enough with the earthsplaining. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2252 Hyperbole aside, I think we can BOTH speak to the global issues facing this election 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2253 My opponent surely cannot shrug off the fact that he is a Globalist. 1.2975 0.05068 121 91 24 6
2254 And now Earth's response... 1.2975 0.04878 158 124 21 13
2255 Around and around we go again. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
2256 Talk about a Me vs. The World moment, am I right? 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
2257 My opponent clearly can't see the gravity of the situation. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
2258 Earth: To the climate change deniers. Haha! So funny! You guys are killing me! No. I mean it. Literally. You ARE killing me. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2259 In this debate, it is me against the world. Literally. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2260 Frank attempted to debate global warming, but the evidence was too overwhelming”.. 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2261 You need to chill! 1.2973 0.04742 148 113 26 9
2262 My opponent is full of hot air about global warming. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2263 And now in celebration of Earth Day, I give you... 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
2264 ...and my opponent is obviously blowing things way out of proportion. 1.2971 0.04647 138 103 29 6
2265 well, we put a wall there, a beautiful barrier there, a fence... 1.2971 0.04413 138 101 33 4
2266 My opponent here does not believe that American jobs should be our #1 priority in 2020. Sad! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
2267 My opponent has a one-sided view of the world! 1.2971 0.04759 138 104 27 7
2268 And really, instead of blaming others, it's time you took responsibility for your situation" 1.2970 0.04567 165 127 27 11
2269 We’re sorry, Mr. Atlas had a scheduling conflict but in his place... 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
2270 Mother Earth, you can't just argue that I'm a man and therefore I wouldn't understand. 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
2271 Our speaker has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2272 In closing, remember to sign up and support MEFA on your way out. Make Earth Flat Again 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2273 I didn’t realize my opponent would be speaking for herself. 1.2966 0.05097 145 114 19 12
2274 So, you deny you’re getting warmer? 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2275 It seems to be getting a little warm in here. 1.2961 0.04652 152 116 27 9
2276 if there are no labels,how do we know where we are? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
2277 My opponent occupies an alternate universe. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2278 Here's what's happened because I didn't get my fence. 1.2960 0.05331 125 97 19 9
2279 I assure you, you are not sick, there is no Climate change, now get back into your orbit where you belong. 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
2280 Your arguments for globalism are a bit too self-centered. 1.2959 0.04163 169 126 36 7
2281 Gee wiz, what are we standing on? 1.2958 0.05075 142 111 20 11
2282 It still looks pretty flat to me! 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
2283 And here’s Atlas! Wait... Where’d he go? 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
2284 Ahh, what do YOU know? 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
2285 My opponent has no experience in government and is deluded by all the fake science supporting the global warming hoax. And he's fat. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
2286 Nobody listens to you! 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2287 - People are not gonna buy this: a revolution every year it's not a real revolution! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2288 Yeah, and what about Asia? 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2289 Although my opponent is more worldly, I can see she's heating up right now! 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
2290 I would ask my opponent to present evidence for this 'global warming'" 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
2291 Flat, flat, flat—end of debate! 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
2292 Do you need some ice in your water? 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
2293 Please. Just speak one at a time. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
2294 There she goes again, always complaining about how warm it feels in here. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
2295 Here.s the latest Banana Republic. Let’s welcome the United States of America 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
2296 #MeToo 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2297 Just because you represent the entire world doesn’t make you right. 1.2951 0.05165 122 93 22 7
2298 Global warming? At her age? It's clearly hot flashes. 1.2950 0.04618 139 104 29 6
2299 Folk, it's you and me against my opponent here. 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2300 I'll admit that my opponent has delivered on some of her promises... 1.2950 0.05049 139 108 21 10
2301 Is it warm in here? 1.2950 0.04838 139 106 25 8
2302 I know you're on a roll, but..... 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
2303 My opponent is clearly orbiting around the issue here. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
2304 First you whined about the ozone layer, now it's climate change - what's next, disappearing rain forests? 1.2946 0.05437 129 102 16 11
2305 Donald embarrasses himself once again on the world stage. 1.2945 0.05159 146 116 17 13
2306 Nobody cares if you're more respected on the world stage...I had a reality TV show 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
2307 My opponent is clearly melting under this heat 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
2308 My opponent has his head in the clouds! 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
2309 When I said Global Warming is not real it was not for debate! 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
2310 Excuse me, but the Americas are not the only continents on the planet! 1.2941 0.04443 136 100 32 4
2311 And my opponent - I call him "whiny world" - can't even tolerate a few extra degrees of heat.... Hey "genius globe" - ever hear of air conditioning? 1.2941 0.05515 119 93 17 9
2312 Hold it right there. Asia and Australia won the coin toss fair and square." 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
2313 It's about time you stood up for yourself! 1.2937 0.04845 143 110 24 9
2314 It’s ‘All the world’s a stage’ not, ‘All the stage’s a world’! 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2315 OK, Defend yourself! 1.2937 0.04637 143 108 28 7
2316 Yes, but do you have any actual proof that climate change is real? 1.2937 0.05044 143 112 20 11
2317 I will not tolerate your circular arguments! 1.2937 0.04420 143 106 32 5
2318 I prefer to remind my esteemed opponent that props are not permitted in formal debate. 1.2937 0.05172 126 97 21 8
2319 And now a word from our next speaker on climate change: The Planet 1.2937 0.05048 126 96 23 7
2320 I concede that the world does in fact revolve around my opponent. 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
2321 I don't care which side you're on! 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
2322 I mention "Hot Topic's" and you come rolling in ! 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
2323 I 'd like to introduce the ultimate expert on global warming, The Earth! 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2324 Why should we trust you? You keep changing your climate! 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
2325 My opponent's world view is clearly 'America First'. 1.2932 0.04372 133 97 33 3
2326 From where I stand your climate seems fine. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2327 My opponent's is a very one sided globalist perspective. 1.2929 0.04590 140 105 29 6
2328 now, we will hear from "Mother Earth" as she gives her point of view on the so-called "Climate Change" matter 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2329 Excuse me sir! I will continue to oppose your unabashedly globalist views, and I dispute that you have the weight of the world behind them! 1.2929 0.04476 140 104 31 5
2330 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not going to buy into all this global warming stuff based on a single opinion. 1.2929 0.05119 140 110 19 11
2331 As you can clearly see, ladies and gentlemen, we need LOTS of walls! 1.2929 0.04808 140 107 25 8
2332 My opponent is not a scientist and has no basis for discussing climate change 1.2929 0.04914 140 108 23 9
2333 My opponent thinks she knows so much about global warming! 1.2929 0.04700 140 106 27 7
2334 And now, live on our stage here at the EPA, and speaking for herself, a very angry WORLD 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
2335 I know worlds. I have the best worlds! 1.2925 0.04651 147 112 27 8
2336 And now, our special guest would like to discuss Armageddon and why it should happen now. 1.2925 0.04847 147 114 23 10
2337 I will not make age an issue. I am not going to exploit my opponent's age and uncountable antiquations. 1.2925 0.04549 147 111 29 7
2338 .....and that’s how far my inaugural crowd extended. 1.2925 0.04942 147 115 21 11
2339 Name the missing lake 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2340 You're not so hot. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
2341 It's obvious that my opponent is full of hot air. 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
2342 Meanwhile, my opponent has referred to our entire species as ‘A basket of deplorables’! 1.2920 0.04877 137 105 24 8
2343 And I alone can fix it 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
2344 To my left on this side of the dais we have the current champion. 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
2345 And that's what it looked like before it burned up. 1.2920 0.05093 137 107 20 10
2346 Even more evidence that Atlas dropped the ball. 1.2920 0.04652 137 103 28 6
2347 I propose we vote U.S. off the planet 1.2920 0.04766 137 104 26 7
2348 Ha! You think you know more about climate change? 1.2920 0.04986 137 106 22 9
2349 You make a very well rounded arguement 1.2920 0.04535 137 102 30 5
2350 And now...may I introduce the elephant in the room... 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2351 And presenting the case against climate change ... 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
2352 The Flat Earth Debating Society has an invited guest speaker! 1.2917 0.05013 144 113 20 11
2353 Don't be such a hot head! 1.2917 0.05109 144 114 18 12
2354 My opponent always complains about carrying the weight of the world. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2355 Listen to him, he just goes round and round... 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
2356 So that's your take on the world view? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
2357 My opponent claims to have the whole world in his hands. Maybe he underestimated. 1.2914 0.04660 151 116 26 9
2358 ...my intelligence is not up for debate sir. Nor my ability see. The Flat Earth Society rejects your claims of roundness... 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2359 We get it ! You have a World-view of politics 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
2360 what your saying makes a world of difference 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
2361 But what are your domestic positions? 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
2362 And my ancestors lived in the upper left tip of earth back when it was habitable. 1.2910 0.04717 134 101 27 6
2363 Offering her rebuttal in the climate change debate, we welcome to the stage... Mother Earth! 1.2910 0.05171 134 105 19 10
2364 The plan speaks for itself. Protect our Northern border. Move the Great Lakes! 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
2365 I don't care what you say, climate change is a hoax. 1.2910 0.05061 134 104 21 9
2366 Excuse me Mr. President, but I can speak for myself. 1.2910 0.04949 134 103 23 8
2367 My fellow citizens, clearly my opponent is not the actual planet Earth; for if that were the case, I then ask you: where are we holding this debate? 1.2909 0.04551 165 128 26 11
2368 ‘The Americas this, the Americas that’ - I’ve had it with your Western Hemisphere-centrism! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2369 The last thing we'd want is world dominance! 1.2908 0.04671 141 107 27 7
2370 My opponent may well believe that she's warming, but has she considered whether it might just be psychosomatic? 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
2371 “There you go again blaming everyone but yourself.” 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2372 I know more about anything than anyone! And I certainly know more about so called global warming than you! 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2373 My opponent would like you to think he carries the world on his shoulders. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2374 And your questions about it's health...I'm going to let earth speak for itself. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
2375 What are you hiding? Show us your birth certificate! 1.2905 0.04818 148 115 23 10
2376 I hear you, I hear you...but buying plastic water bottles is just too convenient 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
2377 Even at this distance I don't feel you're any warmer. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2378 I guess this really is the world stage 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
2379 I beg your pardon, but the galaxy doesn't care. 1.2903 0.05219 124 96 20 8
2380 Well I’ve been around the block a couple of times too, y’know. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
2381 My opponent may be heated, but I'm not convinced it's global warming... 1.2901 0.04905 131 100 24 7
2382 How did you get in here? 1.2901 0.05024 131 101 22 8
2383 You were flatter in your profile picture. 1.2901 0.04784 131 99 26 6
2384 How did you fit through the door anyway? 1.2899 0.04388 138 102 32 4
2385 Obviously, my opponent is guilty of self-aggrandizing 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2386 And now the Americas will have their say. 1.2899 0.04623 138 104 28 6
2387 Closer, closer...okay...stop! Stop! 1.2899 0.04507 138 103 30 5
2388 Excuse me, I'm talking! 1.2898 0.04038 176 132 37 7
2389 You are too subjective about climate change. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
2390 Stop Right There! YOU don't believe in global warming? 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2391 I suppose you have something to say about global warming !! 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
2392 I’ll say it again: ‘flat’. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
2393 My colleague and I are a universe apart on this point. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2394 And now, a rebuttal to the Flat Earth argument. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
2395 Cool down, Earth. Climate change's a hoax. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
2396 No collusion! I swear! 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
2397 Nonetheless, the entire planet is still only entitled to a 90 second rebuttal. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2398 And just why is it we should allow you to make your problems ours? 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2399 Not only is there no global warming, but as you can plainly see, the world is flat! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2400 How can you not recognize the global dimensions of the problem? 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
2401 Don't be fooled by my opponent that "Size matters". 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
2402 Atlas Shrugged, ladies and gentlemen" 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2403 And if there is someone who knows a thing or two about global warming it is Earth. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2404 My opponent has a world of ideas, but, will it be around long enough to deliver? 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
2405 Nevertheless, your world-view is reductive. 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
2406 Just be patient. Atlas has a bit of a bladder problem. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
2407 He's just a puppet for a special interest group, his 7.5 billion constituents. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2408 I'm not too old to debate you; I'm just warming up. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
2409 I'm sorry to say, but my debate opponent hasn't been able to withstand the pressures of the world. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
2410 So, our presentation for today: the earth is not flat. Any questions? 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
2411 Yeah, like, that's like your world view, man. 1.2889 0.04917 135 104 23 8
2412 I am not adjusting the thermostat to accommodate your menopause. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
2413 Ok fine maybe you're not flat, but vaccines will definitely still give you autism" 1.2886 0.05066 149 119 17 13
2414 "You're entire argument is an ad hominem." 1.2886 0.04290 149 111 33 5
2415 Another self-centered remark from my opponent, always thinking globally! 1.2886 0.04883 149 117 21 11
2416 And now, mother earth on her story on "How I survived in spite of your abuse. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
2417 I don’t care if the earth rolled over him, my two minutes aren’t up yet! 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2418 I understand you've prepared a eulogy for the human race. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2419 Look. there are still so many places to build Border Walls 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
2420 Things are really heating up in this debate. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2421 What would you know about global warming? 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2422 Who on earth are you? 1.2879 0.04990 132 102 22 8
2423 I will not uphold the world view.” 1.2879 0.04873 132 101 24 7
2424 See — it's flat! 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
2425 Look who is finally warming up? 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2426 There is no such thing as global warming even if the whole world disagrees. 1.2877 0.04856 146 114 22 10
2427 I’m sorry, madam, but you’ve had your turn and you’re out of time. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
2428 Globalism isn't as big as you think 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
2429 I would like to address my comments to North America. No offense to you South America. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2430 Despite my Mother's naivete, it is money that makes the world go 'round. 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
2431 Welcome to the Flat Earther Debate Finals 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
2432 You're so US-centric! 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2433 ''HERE IT IS FOLKS! LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!" 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
2434 What planet are you on?! 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
2435 You’re only in it for yourself. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2436 I said I'd debate the Democrats, not the entire Western Hemisphere! 1.2868 0.05300 129 102 17 10
2437 Contrary to popular belief, the world is not getting smaller. 1.2868 0.04657 136 103 27 6
2438 This just proves that it's a world wide conspiracy. 1.2868 0.04772 136 104 25 7
2439 If I even mention climate change, you get all heated. 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2440 This is not my middle finger. 1.2868 0.04995 136 106 21 9
2441 You seem a little arrogant, do you think the world of yourself? 1.2868 0.04885 136 105 23 8
2442 My opponent considers himself worldly! 1.2867 0.04166 143 105 35 3
2443 Hypochondriac! 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2444 My opponent, Mother Earth, is a bully, just like all climate alarmists! 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
2445 My opponent will selfishly ask you to make him better. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
2446 You’re just pandering to your base! 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
2447 I deny that! 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
2448 We've brought the world into the classroom to speak to you directly. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
2449 Just goes to show you can't always trust your Global Positioning System 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
2450 Quit changing the clima... er,uh,subject! 1.2867 0.03939 150 109 39 2
2451 And what exactly have YOU done for us lately? 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2452 And now, the most recent addition to the Democratic Party's primary, Gaia! 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
2453 You, sir, are not seeing the larger picture!" 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
2454 This was meant to be a tempered debate. Stop getting so heated. 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
2455 And we've had it up to here with those volcanoes. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
2456 Now that we've seen the satellite photo of the Great Wall of China, here's what The Trump wall looks like from the same distance. 1.2857 0.04922 147 116 20 11
2457 I challenge my opponent to produce her long-form Hawaiian birth certificate! 1.2857 0.04957 133 103 22 8
2458 This debate is getting very heated 1.2857 0.04265 161 122 32 7
2459 And now for an opposing view 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
2460 Still alive, this year’s life achievement award goes to... 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
2461 Is anybody listening? 1.2857 0.04615 161 126 24 11
2462 I don't care if the world is against me. I shall prevail! 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
2463 And it makes a certain amount of sense that the world would finally ask for equal time... 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
2464 As my worthy opponent knows, This problem is bigger than both of us! 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
2465 Your presentation here today means the world to us. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
2466 Yeah, Atlas, just walk away and leave her to the rest of us ... 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
2467 Excuse me! I have the floor. 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
2468 I've found my opponent lacks perspective." 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
2469 My opponent is just another globalist. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
2470 Do you have proof of these outlandish claims? 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2471 And finally, where in the world is my opponent? 1.2848 0.04282 165 126 31 8
2472 Atlas shrugged. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
2473 Is my opponent prepared tonight to admit that they have another hidden side to their identity? 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
2474 Just keep your center of gravity 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2475 Well, from here you look pretty darn flat to me! 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
2476 And now I turn the podium over to the Pacific Ocean which will present thoughts of it’s global dominance of Earth’s surface area. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2477 There is no debating this; you are full of hot air 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
2478 As you can see, our distinguished guest is having hot flashes. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2479 I served with Carl Sagan. I knew Carl Sagan. Carl Sagan was a friend of mine. Earth, you are no Carl Sagan. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
2480 Apparently my opponent cannot carry the weight of the world on his shoulders after all. 1.2847 0.04854 137 106 23 8
2481 And now, to give an opposing view on the question of global warming... 1.2847 0.05278 137 110 15 12
2482 Let’s keep it real, no one cares that much about you. 1.2847 0.04510 137 103 29 5
2483 Let me guess. Location, Location, Location." 1.2846 0.04790 130 99 25 6
2484 I'd just like to point out that you are letting Easter Island speak for an awful lot of people. 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
2485 There you go again. Blowing even hotter air than last time we met. 1.2846 0.05149 130 102 19 9
2486 That's the planet we escaped from. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2487 I think we'd all like to hear from your better half. 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2488 Please tell us how Climate Change is affecting you. 1.2840 0.04151 162 122 34 6
2489 I’m gonna build a wall! 1.2839 0.04735 155 122 22 11
2490 My next guest needs no subduction. 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
2491 Where not here to talk about your personal issues, ma'am. 1.2838 0.05167 148 120 14 14
2492 No! I will not be intimidated by globalization anymore. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
2493 Oh yeah ... well, you're fat. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
2494 My opponent cannot prove it is round! 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
2495 My opponent says he's "warming." I say, that's HIS problem. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
2496 Who are you going to believe? Me, or her? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
2497 Before I begin my talk, I want to thank my staff for this terrific visual aid. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2498 Global inflation is getting out of hand. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
2499 Stop hovering, you creep. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
2500 Vote for ME! I am the only candidate willing to take on the WORLD! 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
2501 If we elect this guy we are in for a world of hurt! 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2502 About time you stopped spinning. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
2503 When the earth was flat we had none of the problems we have now. If you ventured astray, you just fell off. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
2504 And here's a shout-out to my family in Des Moines 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
2505 Moving South America east we can stop global warming. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
2506 This is what it looked like before it went flat. 1.2836 0.04925 134 104 22 8
2507 With all due respect, you're in no condition for the job. 1.2835 0.05111 127 99 20 8
2508 And you really expect us to believe you’re not flat? 1.2830 0.04648 159 125 23 11
2509 The time has come to change up the Miss World competition 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
2510 Get a load of ol' "Low Energy Earth," over there. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2511 Folks, I know some of you won't believe how fast our next speaker was able to warm up! 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2512 As you can see,there is no wall there anywhere! If God wanted a wall there, he would have put a wall! 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
2513 _I move to recess until Mr.Atlas resolves his egregious theatrics. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2514 Oh, sure! You’ve ‘changed’... 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
2515 Okay,Okay, Climate change is real!! 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
2516 I begin my argument with an extraterrestrial world view. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
2517 My oponent thinks she knows something about climate change. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
2518 I realize I may be alone with my opinion on this issue." 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2519 While my opponent may better portray the populous at large, I would like to point out that I am rich. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2520 Raymond's worldly opinion of himself before the debate was short lived. 1.2824 0.04999 131 102 21 8
2521 Ask not what the world can do for you! 1.2824 0.04880 131 101 23 7
2522 How long we have endured, the spin from the other side. 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
2523 What? YOU?! YOU have NO Say in this! Shut up and SIT Down! 1.2823 0.05192 124 97 19 8
2524 We're giving each of the seven and a half billion speakers five minutes, then we'll open the cocktail party. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
2525 You never hear Mars complaining like this! 1.2821 0.04246 156 118 32 6
2526 Climate Change? Ha! Show me the evidence. 1.2821 0.04795 156 124 20 12
2527 You may have all the time in the world, but I need 30 seconds for a rebuttal. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
2528 I, for one, am not aligned with your world view. 1.2819 0.04475 149 114 28 7
2529 We warned you the camera would add ten pounds! 1.2817 0.04934 142 112 20 10
2530 Please hold your applause as this tends to start rolling. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
2531 Why should you be the one determine the correct thermostat setting?! 1.2817 0.04831 142 111 22 9
2532 This Pacific point my opponent raises is a good one. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
2533 I'd rather talk about unemployment. 1.2817 0.04620 142 109 26 7
2534 Yes, we think life is possible on Planet Earth, but understandably, very low intelligence. 1.2817 0.04727 142 110 24 8
2535 Well if you can warm up, so can I. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
2536 Don't turn your back on me! 1.2814 0.04237 167 128 31 8
2537 My opponent would like to build a wall to keep Pluto out... 1.2812 0.04622 160 126 23 11
2538 And what would you know about global warming? 1.2812 0.04268 160 122 31 7
2539 I can fix this and upper Mongolia will pay for it! 1.2812 0.04536 160 125 25 10
2540 And you cast out poor Pluto, who was so small, weak and frail 1.2812 0.04827 128 98 24 6
2541 Objection! the question is out of orbit and without spin. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
2542 Did it ever occur to you that it could just be global hot flashes? 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
2543 Damn you, Atlas! 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
2544 Give it up. The whole world is against you. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2545 And just what have you ever done for the people? 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
2546 Uh, woah there! When we promised you a global presence, this wasn't exactly what he had in mind. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
2547 It's always on a macro level with you. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
2548 Our guest lecturer will be discussing global warming. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
2549 I will prove that global warming is a hoax despite my opponent's hot-headed arguments to the contrary! 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
2550 It's now the planet's turn. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2551 My friend Atlas here apparently got tired! 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
2552 I can see our debate from here! 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
2553 While Mr. Blue Planet would shackle your economic freedom 1.2805 0.04702 164 131 20 13
2554 My opponent is NOT being transparent concerning global warming - he's only showing half of the story! 1.2803 0.04318 157 120 30 7
2555 Western hemisphere...you ignorant slut! 1.2803 0.04593 157 123 24 10
2556 I, Donald tRump, call this global warming garbage FAKE News! I’ll say it right to your face! 1.2803 0.04503 157 122 26 9
2557 You may have the science, but we've got Trump!" 1.2800 0.04926 150 120 18 12
2558 My opponent would have you believe she feels the pain of global warming more then I do? 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
2559 My client, the former planet known as Pluto is requesting damages from the defendant.... 1.2800 0.04899 125 96 23 6
2560 There- right there is where the wall will be if you vote for me. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
2561 Will you stop your whining. What did you think? You would live forever? 1.2798 0.04299 168 130 29 9
2562 That’s just your opinion 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
2563 The victim card is the only thing my opponent knows to play. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
2564 No, I’m not mansplaining. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2565 You haven't much time. Better make it bruef. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
2566 I don't think you're big enough to matter. 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
2567 My colleague here appears to be getting hot under the collar, despite my reasonable argument in this debate that there is no scientific evidence of climate change. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2568 Mother Earth, may I call you 'Mom'? You've heard all sides of the climate change debate. We'd like to hear from you. Speak up, Mom. 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
2569 I told you that unlike myself, Senator Atlas would crumble under the additional weight of his presidential candidacy. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
2570 Just stopped in to issue a global warning 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
2571 So you think you can be a star 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
2572 The earth speaks and no one listens. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
2573 Bah to your preponderance of proof! You'll never convince me you're not flat! 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
2574 My opponent, who takes a broader view... 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
2575 I think the world of my esteemed opponent, however... 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
2576 That’s my opponent...always spinning. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
2577 And I say you're not warming. I guess it's my word against yours. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
2578 My opponent is not taking the bigger picture into account! 1.2792 0.04466 154 119 27 8
2579 It's about time you weighed in on global warming! 1.2792 0.04171 154 116 33 5
2580 See ladies and gents! The "Lie-entists" were wrong again. It's perfectly flat, like "Plate-O" said. And, right at the geometric center..... Mar-El-Lago! 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
2581 Your argument is flat sir, and so are you! 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
2582 Yes, but can you really prove it was HUMAN activity that caused your warming? 1.2789 0.04708 147 115 23 9
2583 Hold on Atlas! 1.2789 0.04806 147 116 21 10
2584 Your World View and mine are definitely different. 1.2789 0.04902 147 117 19 11
2585 Our next speaker needs no introduction. Ladies and Gentlemen, Everybody. 1.2789 0.04505 147 113 27 7
2586 It's starting to feel warm in here. 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
2587 The new dwarf planet, with an orbital eccentricity of 0.0167, will now take questions. 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2588 Mother Earth wouldn't even be in the presidential arena if she weren't a woman. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
2589 I'm not here to chit chat about the weather. 1.2786 0.04188 140 104 33 3
2590 I think it's just the stage lights. You're not actually warming. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2591 My opponent clearly knows nothing of worldly affairs. 1.2786 0.05076 140 112 17 11
2592 Does my opponent agree that there are two sides to every story? 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
2593 Our next speaker has a real earthy sense of humor. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
2594 Tonight, we are here to debate our world view. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
2595 I know the Earth and you are not her, ma'am. 1.2786 0.04974 140 111 19 10
2596 As Tupac once said: “it’s Me Against the World.” 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
2597 It’s a hoax! Last summer my opponent didn’t even have ice on her forehead! 1.2785 0.04387 158 122 28 8
2598 I STILL say that my opponent is FLAT! 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
2599 We present to you the finest speaker on the planet to talk to you on climate change. 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
2600 Before we continue our debate on Climate Change... can you please provide a long form birth certificate? 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2601 ...and the world has spoken! 1.2782 0.04932 133 104 21 8
2602 Contrary to what some may claim or believe, the world is in fact round. I present to you Exhibit A. 1.2782 0.04815 133 103 23 7
2603 You seem very worldly, what's your opinion on global warming? 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
2604 I still say you're flat, and you don't feel any warmer than you did the last time we met. 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
2605 I am an expert on global warming, so please wait your turn before weighing in on the issue. 1.2778 0.05119 126 99 19 8
2606 Our next guest is a world-renowned geologist 1.2778 0.04865 126 97 23 6
2607 If you're going to be like that, we'll just move to Planet B. 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
2608 And I am indeed ready to take on the world." John Canning Sea Cliff, NY 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
2609 And yet my opponent promised to drain the swamps! 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
2610 As a representative of the oil industry, let me repeat: we won’t be intimidated! 1.2774 0.04803 155 124 19 12
2611 My opponent continues to duck questions on domestic issues. 1.2774 0.04441 155 120 27 8
2612 Hah! You call me a gas bag? 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
2613 My next guest is here to discuss global warming. Let's give a warm welcome to Earth. 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
2614 Sir, do you mind? I’m just as interested in climate change as you. 1.2774 0.04717 137 106 24 7
2615 Don't give us that face. Everyone knows you've been warming up to China. 1.2774 0.04363 137 103 30 4
2616 I did say I was ready to take on the whole world, but could I go to the bathroom first? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
2617 Atlas I knew you would never hold up 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2618 Before long, things will completely turn for you 1.2770 0.03932 148 109 37 2
2619 easy...I was just kidding about global warming being fake news... 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
2620 I’mBlue; I’m hot; and I won’t be ignored 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
2621 My opponent recently confided that she IS feeling a bit warmer. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
2622 What on earth are you saying ?! 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
2623 Sure, I may not be the most worldly candidate. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
2624 As parliamentarian of the Flat Earth Society, you, sir, are very much out of order. 1.2769 0.04886 130 101 22 7
2625 Somehow the continents separated from one another, if you catch my drift. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
2626 And arguing the "against" position in today's debate, please welcome Senator Mitch McConnell. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
2627 Your answer to my question is still wrong, but you are getting a little warmer. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
2628 Planet, I served with Jupiter. I knew Jupiter. Jupiter was a friend of mine. Planet, you’re no Jupiter! 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
2629 I know this is a debate, but you have to stop getting so heated! 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
2630 My opponent’s lying! Promising the world? Just look at him! 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
2631 Not now, Mother. I'm trying to sell these fine folks a border wall. 1.2763 0.04195 152 115 32 5
2632 Whoa... easy there big fella.... let me introduce you first ! 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
2633 There he goes. Throwing his weight around again. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
2634 I'd like to point out that my party's constituants own, or otherwise directly control, ninety-eight percent of my opponent. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
2635 You say 'global warming,' but what do you really know about it. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
2636 Alright, let's put a pin in it. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
2637 How does it make you feel when people say they want to change you? 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
2638 All I said was we deserve better than Uranus. 1.2759 0.04743 145 114 22 9
2639 Wait a minute! You're not the only one to have a global approach. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2640 There you go, getting all hot and steamy again! 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
2641 yeah? well you're fat 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
2642 ...and my ever-vacationing opponent is even now somewhere in the Pacific. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
2643 How can we believe that you speak on behalf of everyone? 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
2644 Okay, you win, global warming is a real thing! 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
2645 Don’t even go there! I was eco-friendly before they invented the word. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
2646 My opponent has a long history of only circling the larger issues. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
2647 Stop right there - talk to the hand! 1.2756 0.04599 156 123 23 10
2648 And I say if Earth Day were a real holiday, we’d get the following Monday off! 1.2756 0.04832 127 98 23 6
2649 STOP! I DON'T ACTUALLY CONSIDER MYSELF THE CENTER OF UNIVERSE. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2650 And that’s my position even if the whole world thinks I’m crazy! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
2651 Just you wait, my opponent will come around. 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
2652 Ask yourself, why hasn't Earth released its long form brith certificate? 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
2653 Fake news! You can't prove it! 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
2654 Oh yeah?! Well I‘ve got Wisconsin 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
2655 I don't care what the world says. I have all the answers. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
2656 How can you, of all people, deny global warming? 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2657 I shall defend the use of fossil fuels even though the whole world oppose me. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
2658 You say we have to think globally...I say we must act locally. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
2659 We are worlds apart on this issue. Let’s just agree to disagree. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
2660 Unlike my opponent I have a world view. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
2661 Wait one revolution now! 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
2662 Neither charm nor gravity will make me take your side! 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
2663 You shift positions so much you’re practically spinning 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2664 It's been said that I'm at odds with the world. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
2665 Please shut off your phones and GPS devices. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
2666 Mother Earth, do you believe Climate Change is a hoax? 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2667 And now let me introduce my very dear,old friend without whom I certainly would not be here tonight. 1.2746 0.04373 142 108 29 5
2668 What is your opinion on global warming? 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
2669 While my opponent may be more worldly, my spin is that politics is local. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
2670 Man V. World 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
2671 My opponent, Mr. World, will try to say that it's all gloom and doom ahead. 1.2741 0.04980 135 107 19 9
2672 My opponent seems to think global warming is the only issue of interest here. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
2673 And my opponent just fell into the Pacific! 1.2740 0.04813 146 116 20 10
2674 Oh yeh, keep blabbering about YOUR molten core! 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
2675 My opponent claims to be from the Western Hemisphere.....I ask you where’s the proof? 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
2676 World debating championship 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
2677 That "Atlas Shrugged" story is getting pretty old! 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
2678 Care to spin around and show us your poorer side? 1.2734 0.05169 128 102 17 9
2679 I've invited my next guest to talk about it's next revolution 1.2734 0.04925 128 100 21 7
2680 From now on, America first! 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
2681 And now, a representative of the Earth has asked to say a few words about global warming, pollution, and basic lack of respect. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
2682 We will secure our borders from climate change too 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
2683 Earth, heal thyself! 1.2734 0.04060 139 103 34 2
2684 .......and my opponent's presents a view that only shows a New World perspective". 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
2685 Our extinction may well be at hand, but there was no collusion! 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
2686 This is a science convention. There is no need for your worldview. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
2687 Where's my wall?!? 1.2733 0.04526 150 117 25 8
2688 Yes, I Donald J. Trump, know better. My gut says so... 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
2689 I'm warning you! 1.2733 0.04624 150 118 23 9
2690 ...and I still have more Twitter followers! 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2691 Not being able to speak about climate change made The World even hotter under the collar. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2692 I pledge to bring back the borders 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
2693 We are the last two candidates and the choice is clear. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2694 My opponent makes unsubstantiated claims of global warming. We all know she is just having hot flashes! 1.2727 0.04778 143 113 21 9
2695 No no no! Only from there to there will be great again. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
2696 Yeah, when you can't think of anything better to say it's always, "Global Warming this and Global Warming that" 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
2697 It's like I have the weight of the world going against me! 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
2698 My opponent here seems to think science is a thing! 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
2699 No. I said, ‘Please be more SPECIFIC. ‘ 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
2700 I'm feeling anything but global warming from you. 1.2727 0.04880 143 114 19 10
2701 Earth, you're no Jack Kennedy. 1.2727 0.04066 165 126 33 6
2702 No Climate Change! Who ya gonna believe, Me, your favorite Pres ever, or Fat fake Blue Boy over there? 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
2703 I call on my opponent to stick to the issues. 1.2727 0.04980 143 115 17 11
2704 I don't care what the World says, global warming is a hoax! 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
2705 My title for this lecture is "The Rise of Globalism" 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
2706 Your perspective is too broad. 1.2727 0.04722 154 123 20 11
2707 You want a whole day?? How would we pay for it? 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
2708 Okay! Okay! Hold your water! 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
2709 He's not letting me get a world in edgewise. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
2710 I'm pleased to introduce our newest democratic candidate with a can-do attitude and getting warmer every day... 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
2711 And now, here to discuss the climate crisis, we have the Western Hemisphere. The East will appear tomorrow and for many days thereafter. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
2712 Our next speaker for Earth Day, is the Earth y'all! 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
2713 The only thing getting heated is this debate! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
2714 That may be so, but what about the Eastern Hemisphere? 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
2715 There you go again Mother Earth. I may be sleazy, but that's not where I was coming from when I said you were hot. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
2716 Give me a podium, and I will move the world! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
2717 My opponent claims to know a whole world about climate change. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
2718 My opponent has abandonded the simple modesty of cloud cover, is no longer spinning about any meaningful axis, has deserted his loving moon and solar siblings, and his butt is permanently parked on top of Australia. He is a small shadow of his past. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
2719 Meanwhile he just spins around, gravitating toward any hot, shiny thing in the sky. 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
2720 Those dots in the middle are called islands. They're underwater now. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
2721 your position simply does not hold water 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
2722 What do you mean, EVERYBODY says so? 1.2715 0.04195 151 115 31 5
2723 Power Point is so passé 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
2724 What would you like to say to all these people putting trash into you? 1.2715 0.04401 151 117 27 7
2725 I would now like to address all the "fake news" being generated my opponent. 1.2715 0.04785 151 121 19 11
2726 When it comes to climate change, it’s me against the world.! 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
2727 If you can wait a minute I believe that I have the lever that works with that fulcrum. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
2728 And no booing, just because our next speaker believes in climate change. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
2729 It's hard being the down-to-earth candidate 1.2713 0.04891 129 101 21 7
2730 If we can just capture what the earth is trying to tell us..... 1.2713 0.04505 129 98 27 4
2731 Enough with the climate change! 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
2732 The planet has something to say. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
2733 Want a Coke? Then show me you can sing in perfect harmony! 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
2734 THEY say the earth is flat and I believe they are correct. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2735 What do you mean another universe has adopted you? 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
2736 You think you’re so great. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2737 My opponent can't even sit still. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
2738 Says you... 1.2707 0.04544 133 102 26 5
2739 Now let's draw lines. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2740 And now we will from a source that has a vested interest in Global Warming, 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2741 If my opponent is scaring you, he's just warming up. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
2742 Ask yourself, how can you trust my opponent who has killed billions of innocents throughout history? 1.2707 0.04789 133 104 22 7
2743 this debate makes a world of difference. 1.2705 0.04804 122 94 23 5
2744 Whoa! Back up there! If you can't stand the heat ... 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
2745 You're way too down to Earth. 1.2704 0.04433 159 125 25 9
2746 My opponent is obviously a member of the globalist left. 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
2747 I know you're passionate, Mom, but you have to sit in the audience! 1.2703 0.04755 148 118 20 10
2748 I’ll concede my opponent has the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.2703 0.04851 148 119 18 11
2749 If you’re down here, then who’s up there?” 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2750 And I suppose you are going to take a world view on this issue 1.2703 0.04351 148 114 28 6
2751 Behold! My base! 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
2752 My view is quite different 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
2753 Taking on the world? No, you're taking on Mortie Applebaum. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
2754 You DON'T represent the global community! Can you even spell, 'Herzegovina'? I CAN!!" 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
2755 And I say, cargo shorts are a timeless classic! 1.2697 0.04757 152 122 19 11
2756 And in closing I ask: Do mothers always know best? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
2757 What're you gonna do? Flatten me? 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
2758 Even though you think you're round, my supporters and I know you are fat. . .I mean flat. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
2759 I'm a proud nationalist! Can my opponent say the same? 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
2760 What in the world are you doing here?!! 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
2761 and now for the majority opinion... 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
2762 I’d like to ask my opponent if they have ever been to Hell, and if they in fact own a hand basket. 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
2763 Very nice! Now turn and show Europe. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
2764 From day one, my opponent has done everything in his power to conceal his ties to Russia. 1.2695 0.04919 141 113 18 10
2765 And yet you stand there silent! 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
2766 Loser" 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
2767 And, our next speaker is Hemi Sphere.” 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
2768 Just water weight? Talk about spinning the truth! 1.2692 0.04487 156 123 24 9
2769 I'm just warming up, so you can stop right there. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2770 I'm just the man to take on the world. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
2771 That’s weather, not climate! 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
2772 Accepting the award for best known solar system in the galaxy... 1.2690 0.03874 171 130 36 5
2773 Ned surprised everyone with his earthy sense of humor. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
2774 Wait, wait, let me finish. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
2775 We can't trust you to not rotate your view. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
2776 And to prove the earth is flat, I brought the impostor herself. 1.2690 0.04405 145 112 27 6
2777 My opponent may lead you to believe that she's big and mighty, but when you go to the polls, you must remember: It's a small world, after all. 1.2690 0.04617 145 114 23 8
2778 I understand we’re on a global stage, but it’s just your opinion. 1.2688 0.03836 160 120 37 3
2779 I will not be intimidated! 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
2780 The Earth would like to say a couple of words to Mankind." "You're Screwed! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
2781 The president indicated you were flat. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
2782 Oh stop it and just cool down will you. 1.2685 0.04326 149 115 28 6
2783 That's fine for you, but what about Africa? And Europe! And Asia! And Greenland! And Antarctica! Yeah! What about Antarctica? 1.2685 0.04219 149 114 30 5
2784 The people can't trust you on climate change—you're a biased party! 1.2685 0.04219 149 114 30 5
2785 As you can see, it is a disk, and therefore flat. 1.2685 0.04726 149 119 20 10
2786 Calling us stupid doesn’t help. 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
2787 This is a tad bigger than that proverbial elephant in the room. 1.2681 0.04546 138 107 25 6
2788 And you see Dora the Explora now is approaching the Orinoco 1.2681 0.04773 138 109 21 8
2789 What on earth would you have me do?! 1.2681 0.04429 138 106 27 5
2790 I know that you're a big advocate for No More Humans, but you'll have to wait to speak like everyone else 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
2791 We knew something would render Trump non-existent. And it was there all this time. 1.2680 0.04819 153 124 17 12
2792 Ok, so maybe my opponent IS round after all. But there's still no consensus on his ‘global warming’ claim! 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
2793 Get Man to Mars! That’s your answer to everything! 1.2680 0.04637 153 122 21 10
2794 If your temperature goes up a mere 2.8 degrees centigrade you call it a disaster! Even I can handle that! What a wimp! 1.2679 0.04003 168 129 33 6
2795 With that, I am done ... and the only thing standing between you and lunch is The World. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
2796 There you go again, whining about your Doomsday Clock. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
2797 I said wall, not ball! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
2798 and, ladies and gentleman, here to answer your questions about global warming, is, er , the globe. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
2799 See this pin? Lighten up. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2800 Do not be dissuaded by my opponent's OverHeated rhetoric! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2801 My opponent will try and tell you she isn't flat and that she has a fever. 1.2676 0.04888 142 114 18 10
2802 Some say the planet is telling us we are causing it to overheat. We are going to debate that today. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
2803 No need to get overheated, it's a long campaign. 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
2804 Plainly, my opponent thinks it speaks for everyone. 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
2805 This position calls for someone with more stability than you and your incessant climate change can offer. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2806 So stop getting so overheated, already! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2807 Again, I'll restate my position. The evidence isn't yet conclusive." 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
2808 My opponent would lead you to believe that he has taken a world view, but it is clear to see that he has drawn Alaska incorrectly. 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
2809 Don’t you stare at me like that! 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
2810 The last thing our planet needs is refugees from Earth. 1.2675 0.04641 157 126 20 11
2811 Okay, what on Earth happened to the other speaker? 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
2812 The people deserve a leader who can stay cool under pressure! 1.2672 0.04311 131 99 29 3
2813 May I introduce you to Mr. Splat, who some of you knew as Atlas. 1.2672 0.04945 131 104 19 8
2814 We invited people here to talk about the planet. Not the planet to talk about people. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
2815 If elected I promise to investigate why my opponent is no longer FLAT! 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
2816 You can debate all you want about curvature and the masts of ships disappearing below the horizon. But I know in my heart that you are flat. 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
2817 Hang on, I'm going to get Jupiter. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
2818 There’s more to debate than which candidate has the most gravitas! 1.2671 0.04485 146 114 25 7
2819 You say "turtles all the way down" but you have no legs to stand on. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
2820 Keep your geopolitical opinions to yourself! 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
2821 I figured that in due course the whole world would speak against me. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
2822 Join me in holding my opponent responsible for the mess we're in. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
2823 Stop the World, I wanna get...no, right, I’m already off. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
2824 This is a global warning! 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
2825 And my opponent just goes on and on and on." 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
2826 No rolling over just to make a point. 1.2667 0.04087 150 114 32 4
2827 Not in my hemisphere!" 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
2828 Do you have anything you'd like to say before we decide? 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
2829 Clearly, my opponent cannot carry the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
2830 You are so flat! 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
2831 Addressing the Elephant in the Room... 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
2832 Speak for yourself! 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
2833 The debate on global warming heats up" 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
2834 I knew the world and you are no world! 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
2835 No, it’s not caused by CO2 emissions. It’s the house lights.” 1.2663 0.03801 169 128 37 4
2836 So who are you going to believe? Me or them? 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
2837 My opponent is an old, sick globalist who wasn't even born in America. 1.2662 0.04326 154 120 27 7
2838 If you're truly who you say you are, then where does that leave us? 1.2662 0.04517 154 122 23 9
2839 Believe me, you're no Jack Kennedy 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
2840 I know the whole world says I'm wrong, but I say I'm right 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
2841 Well, uh......at least I'm not 96% salt water!! 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
2842 The Earth is really flat I tell you......FAKE NEWS!! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
2843 No, no! Flat, flat, flat! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
2844 Despite what my opponent would have you believe, being worldly is not enough. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
2845 It’s obvious that my opponent is not well- rounded. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
2846 The Flat Earth Society vehemently objects to your characterization of our position as being 'anti-Pythagorus.' 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
2847 Fake views! 1.2658 0.04615 158 127 20 11
2848 I have been wrongfully accused by the Fake News of “trashing” my opponent 1.2658 0.04527 158 126 22 10
2849 No one knows more about the planet than I do. 1.2658 0.04345 158 124 26 8
2850 My opponent—now in its 4.5 billionth year—is Exhibit A for term limits. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
2851 And my opponent would have us all return to the Cenozoic Era. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
2852 And now..let’s here it for someone who needs no introduction..here to tell us what’s happening everywhere..and we mean everywhere 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
2853 I don't doubt that you may have been molested. But the statute of limitations. . . 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
2854 Forget the wall - build a canal! 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
2855 Thank you for stopping by on your global health tour, and we appreciate your tip on retaining water. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
2856 My opponent just told you a world of lies! 1.2653 0.04133 147 112 31 4
2857 I see that my time has expired. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
2858 Uh, no. You’re flat. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
2859 I’m the best president ever! The world’s all wrong and I’m always right! 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
2860 Of course the world is round, but this proves it is not a globe. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
2861 Even the Earth, the 2018 Debate World Champion, can not negate Climate Change 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
2862 Excuse me Mother, but my opinion on global warming is JUST as important as yours 1.2649 0.04378 151 118 26 7
2863 Another one of my opponent’s dirty tricks - he’s trying to convince you that all of America is against me!! 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
2864 Please, no more global perspective. 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
2865 I will not be intimidated into accepting man-made climate change. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
2866 Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
2867 You are a hoax! 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
2868 We couldn't decide who to invite to speak so we invited the whole world 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
2869 I still choose to BELIEVE the Earth is flat. 1.2645 0.04584 155 124 21 10
2870 In a word, this next speaker is worldly. 1.2645 0.04301 155 121 27 7
2871 And for a global opinion... 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
2872 Oh yeah? Well. look at these hands! 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
2873 I thought the rules said no props? 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
2874 Now for someone who speaks for a lot of us, I'm sure... 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
2875 Our tax cuts should be trickling down to you any day now 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
2876 How do you know global warming exists? 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
2877 So, why is it still snowing then? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
2878 Quit bullying us with floods, hurricanes and tornadoes! Carbon emissions are not the problem. You are! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
2879 Can you be more specific? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
2880 Do me a favor and show us your more civilized side. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
2881 I prefer my planets red, white and blue! 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
2882 .... and you should be able to tell that I think the world of my opponent. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
2883 Told you I wasn't flat! 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
2884 No, it's not getting warm in here. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
2885 I must dispute the assertions of my deluded opponent: it has been demonstrated time and again that only the Republican Party knows what’s best for the planet Earth. 1.2639 0.04515 144 113 24 7
2886 Debating Trump in this debate -the world. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
2887 If you listen closely to the rhetoric, you can almost feel the weight of the world upon you. 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
2888 Enough with the hemispherics! 1.2635 0.04431 148 116 25 7
2889 Fake news, anyone can say there’re round. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
2890 ...and my opponent changes his climate as often as the rest of us change underwear! 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
2891 Now, to present the other side of the argument... 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
2892 Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. . . You’re no Jack Kennedy.” 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
2893 It's true, I think the world of you. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
2894 With all due respect, senator, where I come from it is not a crime to think locally." 1.2632 0.04147 152 117 30 5
2895 You may have a world of ideas, but your argument is flat! 1.2632 0.04451 152 120 24 8
2896 It’s just me against the world now, baby! 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
2897 What proof does my opponent here really have about global warming? 1.2632 0.04352 152 119 26 7
2898 Thank you for inviting me here today. Reminds me of that time some 65 million years ago... 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
2899 Now it is time to hear from everyone! 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
2900 Well if global warming is real, then why is it so cold in here?" 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
2901 My opponent is, in fact, flat! 1.2628 0.04558 156 125 21 10
2902 Welcome to tonight's discussion on climate change. 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
2903 When I win this election I'll be on top of my opponent. 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
2904 It's broke and I'm the only one who can fix it. It'll be great, believe me. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
2905 I don't care about 'your' pronoun, you are dressed as "Mother Earth"! 1.2628 0.04466 156 124 23 9
2906 Now, from our West Hemisphere correspondent... 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
2907 It's just the world against me! 1.2628 0.04179 156 121 29 6
2908 You can’t hide forever Mr. President. 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
2909 Mind if I smoke? 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
2910 Oh, it's always about you, isn't it, Mr Global Warming. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
2911 I say to my followers. Sometimes it seems the whole world is against us...... 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
2912 Melvin joins the Flat Earth debate 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
2913 Yes ever since the Panama Canal, South America has been drifting east. 1.2625 0.04563 160 129 20 11
2914 That may very well be true, but tell me this - how many Twitter followers do YOU have? 1.2624 0.04683 141 112 21 8
2915 ...and I promise to focus on issues closer to home 1.2624 0.04574 141 111 23 7
2916 Atlas is under there somewhere ... 1.2624 0.04461 141 110 25 6
2917 My opponent just THINKS it hot in here. 1.2624 0.04790 141 113 19 9
2918 I heard I was competing against a world class debater! 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
2919 My opponent, the globe, will tell you that global warming is real, and largely caused by human behaviors. The globe is all wet in its opinion" 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
2920 My opponent only tells the truth when it's convenient for her. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
2921 You’re taking this personally. I have data. 1.2623 0.05047 122 97 18 7
2922 Fake News!! Don't listen to my hot-headed adversary. 1.2623 0.05180 122 98 16 8
2923 You can't change my mind! You're still flat to me! 1.2622 0.03951 164 126 33 5
2924 We know you're coming to an end but can you wait so we can film it? 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
2925 The oceans have so much to tell us. Pacific, what have you got to say? 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
2926 So, you think you know more about climate change? Think again. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
2927 And here, to make Wittgenstein's point, is the world. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
2928 So you say - but what about the eastern hemisphere? 1.2619 0.04533 126 97 25 4
2929 And I say, your 'personal experience' with global warming is fake news! MAGA! 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
2930 I'm here to remind you that this issue is real, and it's no small matter. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
2931 Welcome to Twitter Live! Round 1: the world vs. a man who read something online. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
2932 Hey, Earth! Hovering behind people on a stage is my shtick, I made that up! Quit acting like everything revolves around you! 1.2617 0.04194 149 115 29 5
2933 Since three quarters of you is water, I’d hardly say that you represent the ‘entire planet.’ 1.2615 0.04166 130 98 30 2
2934 Whoa, I was told one guy would be taking the climate change is real side! 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
2935 And then the world turned on me ... 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
2936 This really shouldn’t be a debate 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
2937 You need to chill out. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
2938 Is it getting hot in here? 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
2939 My response to you is that you are full of hot air! 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
2940 Global warming is not real — my opponent is just a hypochondriac 1.2614 0.04521 153 122 22 9
2941 Heeerrr’s Earth!!! 1.2614 0.04327 153 120 26 7
2942 I do think the world of you. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
2943 Yeah well, speaking for myself. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
2944 The world may not agree with me about climate change.... 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
2945 And now it is my honor and pleasure to introduce one who needs no introduction, Mother Earth! 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
2946 Yes sir, I do believe I am more important than you and all of your inhabitants. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
2947 Today our guest psychiatrist will deliver a lecture on the continental self 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
2948 I don’t KNOW why we can’t all just get along”.. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
2949 Her argument that climate change is real is totally biased. 1.2611 0.04708 157 128 17 12
2950 The world has its way of doing things, and I have my way. The world makes Hurricanes to destroy and kill, while I make Hurricanes with lots of rum. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
2951 And so we kick off "Farewell Tour 2019!" 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
2952 Being 'down to earth' doesn't make him right. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
2953 And who is this 'source' that will back these outrageous claims? 1.2609 0.04954 115 90 20 5
2954 Let me stop you right there.. "Planet B" cannot possibly be a legitimate proposal. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
2955 A boastful earth will now put its own spin on things. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
2956 My opponent is taking a one-sided view of this global challenge. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
2957 Earth, I knew Uranus. Uranus was a friend of mine. Planet, you're no Uranus. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
2958 Notice the white areas? They will soon be under water. 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
2959 .... and now for another perspective .... 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
2960 I don’t believe in global bullying! 1.2606 0.04434 142 111 25 6
2961 Just because you mean the world to people... 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
2962 There you go again. Climate, Shmimate. Blah, blah, blah. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
2963 Can you chill out please! 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
2964 And I repeat, even if the whole world should disagree with me, I know in my gut what is true and what is fake news. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
2965 Climate change is a total hoax. Let the world be my judge. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
2966 And so I ask again: Do you really want a Flat-Earther as your candidate? 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
2967 Enough with the climate change – these dramatic temperature shifts you're experiencing are just global menopause. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
2968 It’s not about you. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
2969 You, sir, are nothing but fake news. 1.2606 0.04965 142 116 15 11
2970 My opponent brings a behemothic ego to the debate. 1.2606 0.04320 142 110 27 5
2971 Hello, Folks. Tonight's first guest is a prop comic known the world over for his many humorous and absurd creations. Let's have a big hand for God! 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
2972 And now, from the other side of the aisle, let's hear from someone speaking on the effects of climate change. 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
2973 Do you feel that Global Warming is overblown? 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
2974 Who are you to lecture me about global warming? 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
2975 If you cant stand the heat you need to stay out of politics!" 1.2603 0.04565 146 116 22 8
2976 Until today, folks, we've had to guess what our planet really needs...... 1.2603 0.04667 146 117 20 9
2977 What in the world are you talking about? 1.2603 0.04353 146 114 26 6
2978 Mediator: “The topic of debate will be global warming.” 1.2603 0.04243 146 113 28 5
2979 I'm curiously attracted to you. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
2980 Thanks Al, I’ll take this one 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2981 You don"t intimidate me...I'm used to being the underdog!" 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
2982 ...additionally, my opponent has done nothing to stop global warming. 1.2600 0.04579 150 120 21 9
2983 Is it just me, or is it globally warm in here? 1.2600 0.04480 150 119 23 8
2984 Who wants this genuine Earth rock for 25 moon rocks, do I hear 50? 50 going once, 50 going twice. Sold! to the little man with the fashionable wave. 1.2600 0.04276 150 117 27 6
2985 And, as you can see, the Americas have an obesity problem. 1.2600 0.04061 150 115 31 4
2986 My opponent is flat wrong! 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
2987 There is no debate. Make Earth Great Again! 1.2600 0.04379 150 118 25 7
2988 I was told my opponent would be flat 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
2989 And while you may be warming to a new reality, I'm afraid you remain the very definition of a globalist. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
2990 I'll pause now to let the data speak for itself. 1.2595 0.04414 131 101 26 4
2991 Stay in your orbit! 1.2595 0.04672 131 103 22 6
2992 It doesn't matter what the world wants, it matters what we want 1.2595 0.04034 158 122 31 5
2993 Hold on now, that's a lot to put on my shoulders. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
2994 Stop rolling, please. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
2995 Oh ... just cool it! 1.2593 0.04067 135 102 31 2
2996 Hope you had a chance to warm up before this! 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
2997 Could we turn on the air conditioning? It's getting hot in here. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
2998 Can we stick to one topic? 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
2999 Unlike my opponent, I will think globally but act locally. 1.2590 0.04252 139 107 28 4
3000 I object to how much of the stage my opponent is using. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3001 can i finish?!? thank you... what the world fails to recognize, is her responsibility in all of this. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3002 Don't blame me! I believe in climate change! 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
3003 Mother Earth is joining us today to discuss her plans for our future. 1.2590 0.04605 139 110 22 7
3004 As you can see, my opponent's global perspective remains uni-hemispheric. 1.2590 0.04490 139 109 24 6
3005 Dude, I have the numbers. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
3006 No, you're NOT warming. And what do you mean, "This isn't a debate"? 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
3007 My opponent may THINK he's ready for the world stage..... 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
3008 The world will definitely have its say, just wait your turn. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
3009 If only the planet could talk. 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
3010 I'd like to introduce my oyster, The World. 1.2587 0.04177 143 110 29 4
3011 I ask you - who are you going to believe? 1.2586 0.05066 116 92 18 6
3012 Just answer the question Mother Earth, when will you release your taxes? 1.2585 0.04638 147 118 20 9
3013 Socialism isn’t the solution, but you’re getting warmer. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
3014 the world owes me, and I demand an answer 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
3015 Unlike my opponent, I promise NOT to represent the interests of all. 1.2585 0.04433 147 116 24 7
3016 And here to debate in favor of First World Problems... 1.2585 0.04218 147 114 28 5
3017 Rumor has it that you're hoping for another meteor hit. 1.2585 0.04327 147 115 26 6
3018 You may claim you’re getting warmer, but it’s only fair that I’m allowed to present the other side. 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
3019 Earth is only here because it's been riding on the back of Atlas forever." 1.2585 0.04537 147 117 22 8
3020 A world without borders 1.2583 0.04648 151 122 19 10
3021 ...and I expect all of you to pay for your share of the Wall! 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
3022 No, I still say that you are flat! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
3023 Speaking of inflation... 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
3024 Today I'll be speaking for the world. 1.2579 0.03808 159 121 35 3
3025 ...and now, Mother Earth is here to lecture us on climate change. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
3026 As an atheist I challenged God to be here for a debate, He couldn't make it but sent proof He exists. 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
3027 Again, my opponent Earth exaggerates. Global Warming is a myth. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3028 Keep going around in circles. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
3029 My opponent's world view is solipsistic! 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3030 I know a thing or two about the world too, you know. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3031 COME DOWN HERE AND DEBATE ME LIKE A MAN. 1.2574 0.04895 136 110 17 9
3032 (These New Yorker cartoonist have it backwards, last week they had soup spinning and this week the world at a stand) 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3033 While I’ll cede to your roundness of shape, I’ve yet to see any evidence of your getting warmer. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
3034 Welcome nonbelievers to the Flat Earth World Debate! 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
3035 I think the world of my opponent but clearly she is confusing her menopausal hot flashes with a global warming. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
3036 It appears my opponent takes their stance on climate change rather seriously. 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
3037 May I point out that my opponent may be geographically sound but he remains geologically in constant flux. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
3038 Now that you are off my shoulders, can you carry your own weight? 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
3039 What do you know? You’re mostly covered by water! 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
3040 Oh, so I suppose you think this make you an expect on climate change." 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
3041 While my opponent here is going to try to argue climate change is 'real,' let me tell you about my tax plan. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
3042 Now let's hear from the perspective of the Earth 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
3043 Our next speaker has the whole world in his hands. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
3044 Can’t get a world in edgewise 1.2569 0.04802 144 117 17 10
3045 You think you're the whole world, but you're not. Tierra del Fuego is missing. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
3046 There, right there, thanks to God and Donald Trump, is the greatest nation on the planet! 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
3047 A political candidate with this world view is uncommon. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
3048 And I told my wife, Melania, that it's mine, all mine. 1.2568 0.04806 148 121 16 11
3049 Someone please quickly lower the microphone for Mr. Atlas. He is much shorter than we expected! 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
3050 What my opponent just said is pure geocentric poppycock. 1.2566 0.03905 152 116 33 3
3051 And now, with a rebuttal . . . 1.2566 0.04428 152 121 23 8
3052 Take the western hemisphere, for example... 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
3053 America is bigger and better than you! 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
3054 Our guest lecturer, Professor Atlas, had to step out for a moment, but he’ll be right back to finish his talk on Back Pain in Ancient Greece. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
3055 Are we really going to let this inarticulate blob rule our politics? 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3056 Just because you’re my mother! 1.2563 0.04087 160 125 29 6
3057 And that is why the earth is flat. 1.2563 0.04366 160 128 23 9
3058 Ok, calm down. One at a time! 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
3059 And I'm happy to call climate change out as a hoax no matter how much evidence there is for it 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
3060 Earth! You're all wet 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
3061 It's taken them 4.5 billion years to show us their climate change plan. I'm only asking for 1 term. 1.2558 0.04302 129 99 27 3
3062 My opponent is too round, too plump, and too worldly to be taken serious! 1.2558 0.04154 172 137 26 9
3063 Turn around and show the voters your backside.” 1.2558 0.04705 129 102 21 6
3064 Let me reconsider my position on Climate Change. 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
3065 Read my lips: no blue planets. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
3066 The opposition candidate acts like a big shot, but can’t take the heat. 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
3067 My Mother is always blowing things out of proportion. 1.2555 0.04637 137 109 21 7
3068 The turning point was the debates. Nixon looked sweaty, nervous and untrained. Kennedy, by contrast, was tanned and calm— but also colossal and globular, with great tidal seas and continents and ice caps and everything. 1.2555 0.04148 137 105 29 3
3069 I rest my case 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
3070 Fake News! Earth has a well-documented left-wing bias! 1.2553 0.04547 141 112 22 7
3071 Wait a minute - I’m the one whose supposed to warm up the crowd. 1.2553 0.04318 141 110 26 5
3072 Four and a half billion is still too young for perpetual hot flashes. 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
3073 Can you prove you aren't flat? 1.2552 0.04461 145 115 23 7
3074 And now the fraction of the world that remains will tell you what really happened to the rest of it. 1.2552 0.04241 145 113 27 5
3075 We of the GOP, rebuke your histrionic claims of global warming! 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
3076 And yet my opponent has the audacity to question my membership in the Flat Earth Society! 1.2550 0.04583 149 120 20 9
3077 Not the global warming argument again! 1.2550 0.04058 149 115 30 4
3078 If it is so hot in here then tell me why it snowed last week? 1.2550 0.04380 149 118 24 7
3079 Speaking for the Eastern Hemisphere... 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
3080 Fake news - the earth is actually flat! 1.2549 0.04498 153 123 21 9
3081 I don't even wear carbon shoes. Next question. 1.2549 0.04593 153 124 19 10
3082 We all have that weight on our shoulders! 1.2549 0.04303 153 121 25 7
3083 And I too have personal experience with climate change 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
3084 My opponent is well rounded, but that argument fell flat 1.2547 0.04251 161 128 25 8
3085 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.2545 0.04602 165 136 16 13
3086 And my opponent here...Lyin hot Mother Earth 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
3087 Now, that's no reason to heat up! 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
3088 That is fake news! Global warming is a myth! 1.2540 0.04638 126 99 22 5
3089 Borders? What borders? 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
3090 Now you tell me who's responsible for all of the earthquakes? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
3091 Next Up to our Podium..Someone who has be "Round" a long time and has a "world" of knowledge". 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
3092 Presenting...for the first time on this stage... the World tour! 1.2537 0.04455 134 105 24 5
3093 Prove it. 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
3094 Atlas(t), an admitted globalist! 1.2536 0.04248 138 107 27 4
3095 I disagree, the political climate takes precedence." 1.2536 0.04122 138 106 29 3
3096 I, on the other hand, would like to take a more down to earth approach. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
3097 Your position is one-sided. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
3098 Claiming the debate was rigged, the Flat Earth proponent complained bitterly that his opponent should have been disqualified. 1.2535 0.04627 142 114 20 8
3099 What do you mean "you're just another species"? 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
3100 "Excuse me!We are not here to discuss personal problems." 1.2535 0.04291 142 111 26 5
3101 Quit melting down! Think about the economy. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3102 Yes, I'm trying to turn the heat down! 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3103 'Mother, I promise you'll have the last word' 1.2535 0.04518 142 113 22 7
3104 I'd like to thank my host... 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3105 That's just, like, your opinion, rest of the entire world. 1.2534 0.04539 146 117 21 8
3106 My therapist told me I was paranoid when I said you were always against me. 1.2534 0.04326 146 115 25 6
3107 No global warming here folks! Move along... 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
3108 You can think what you want to, but I'm acting locally. 1.2534 0.03985 146 112 31 3
3109 Hold up”...I said global warming, not warning! 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
3110 Get outta my space! 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
3111 Sorry! Humans are in charge. You have no say in the matter. 1.2533 0.04456 150 120 22 8
3112 Point taken on the coming big climate change. 1.2532 0.04566 154 125 19 10
3113 I find your arguments on global warming to be unsubstantiated and frankly rather circular. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
3114 Sisyphus, I know you can hear me. Back off! 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
3115 Look, lady, I have just as much experience and knowledge about climate change. 1.2532 0.03907 158 122 32 4
3116 And NOW, with a medley of tunes from South Pacific.. 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
3117 Are you sure it’s not one of your hot flashes? 1.2531 0.04492 162 132 19 11
3118 She can say all she wants about rising temperatures and seas, but I made a snowball in April, so what does that tell you? 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
3119 We originally invited Pluto,but since it’s status changed ,the little people protested” 1.2528 0.03969 178 141 29 8
3120 I respect your position, but you're taking climate change too personally 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
3121 Yeah, that’s just your opinion. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
3122 Who are you kidding? Stop the debate! Everyone knows the earth is flat, and that climate change isn’t real. 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
3123 Equal time! I was promised equal time! 1.2519 0.04669 135 108 20 7
3124 Other than regularly occurring natural disasters, my opponent remains entirely silent on the issue of climate change. 1.2519 0.04549 135 107 22 6
3125 The Earth is flat. 1.2518 0.04907 139 114 15 10
3126 And what have you ever done for us? 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
3127 Global warning? Don’t be a drama queen! 1.2518 0.04577 139 111 21 7
3128 Whoa! Slow your roll, big guy. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
3129 I am not short! I am just more down to earth than most people! 1.2518 0.04462 139 110 23 6
3130 Me against the World and I still say you're flat. 1.2518 0.04343 139 109 25 5
3131 I think the world of my opponent, but he has really failed to grasp the vital concept of national boundaries. 1.2517 0.04265 143 112 26 5
3132 Ok, so you feel a little bit warmer...but how do we know it's caused by humans? 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
3133 In the eye of the beholder, you are a mere blimp in the universe. 1.2517 0.04598 143 115 20 8
3134 I do not believe, sir, that you are feeling any warmer” 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
3135 May I ask our U.S colleague to explain his views of the world. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
3136 Don't let the blue fool you. My candidate is in it for the green! 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
3137 Introductions are unnecessary. Her stage presence is global. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
3138 Now to tell us about the problems of the world is the world !! 1.2517 0.04704 143 116 18 9
3139 I think we should let Australia speak for herself! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
3140 I'm sorry I said you were flat! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
3141 Henderson never stood a chance at the Globalization debate. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
3142 Mr. Earth, in last night’s debate we heard a totally opposite opinion. 1.2517 0.04714 147 120 17 10
3143 See? It's always all about him! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
3144 And I say, let’s give the whole world a platform with which to speak. 1.2517 0.04011 151 117 30 4
3145 Hey, when do we get the non-global warming questions? 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
3146 And here's what it looked like, only 15 years ago. 1.2517 0.04119 151 118 28 5
3147 I have crushing news! 1.2517 0.04329 151 120 24 7
3148 The world is flat. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
3149 I know they said this was a global stage, but... 1.2516 0.04052 155 121 29 5
3150 You could have just told the speaker under you that you had a comment. 1.2516 0.04254 155 123 25 7
3151 And my opponent insists the issue is global! 1.2516 0.04052 155 121 29 5
3152 ATLAS! ATLAS! Oh Atlas... 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
3153 "Studying the entire earth in one day can be...a little intimidating. So we'll start this morning with the Western Hemisphere." 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
3154 Let me reiterate: "There is no such thing as global warming!!" 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
3155 Size is relative. 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
3156 The lone, skeptical scientist debates global warming. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
3157 My opponent is “warm”! BOO HOO! 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
3158 Storms, drought, flooding, famine. It's time for the voters to say 'goodbye cruel world." 1.2500 0.04096 152 119 28 5
3159 You may think you're getting warmer but my President is gonna make that part Great Again! 1.2500 0.04854 132 107 17 8
3160 As a businessman I can tell you these climate change restrictions would cause havoc. What is your stake in all this? 1.2500 0.04483 132 104 23 5
3161 Not flat? Have you seen yourself in a mirror? 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
3162 That is where the Americas used to be before the President proclaimed climate change was FAKE NEWS! 1.2500 0.05601 108 89 11 8
3163 It doesn't matter if the whole world is against me! I could stand in the middle of Times Square and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose any voters. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
3164 My opponent is a Globalist, which means he is crazy. In addition, his version of the globe is not actual size. 1.2500 0.04201 152 120 26 6
3165 What does a Mercator Globe know about accuracy? 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
3166 I am sad to have to say this, but: From my observations throughout this debate, I truly believe that my opponent is polluted. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
3167 You seem to think we could continue to exist without economic growth! 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
3168 well.. someone here thinks a lot of themselves.. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
3169 I'll Make America Great Again, while my opponent is wrongly focusing on the Americas. 1.2500 0.03988 152 118 30 4
3170 We're debating pollution. You can't just cough. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
3171 I told you it’s NOT HOT in here!! 1.2500 0.04660 140 113 19 8
3172 So let’s hear your side of the story Mr. Know It All... 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
3173 I don't care how big you are, we're in charge now. 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
3174 Wow,wow, wow, I believe you've exceeded your time limit. 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
3175 Motherhood aside, what else can you say for yourself? 1.2500 0.04433 140 111 23 6
3176 America, please take a spin and let someone else speak. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
3177 For the last time, where are you hiding Ms. San Diego? 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
3178 Apparently, the 800lb gorilla in the room has something to say....." 1.2500 0.04570 144 116 20 8
3179 Please wait your turn. 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
3180 ….and what makes you think, we 1% will listen you you? 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
3181 Not now. 1.2500 0.04769 140 114 17 9
3182 Atlas shrugged! Is there an altruistic doctor in the house? 1.2500 0.04270 164 132 23 9
3183 I yield back the balance of my time and join with our last witness in urging the committee to run for their lives. 1.2500 0.04403 152 122 22 8
3184 I say to the world just because it is all of you against me, don't think I am wrong. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
3185 Now, my opponent may call himself a man of the world, but I have my doubts. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
3186 I guess I'm in the minority on this issue, but... 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
3187 Now my opponent, whose ego is the size of the entire planet.... 1.2500 0.04352 144 114 24 6
3188 My opponent is a self-promoting blowhard concerned only with its own special interests. 1.2500 0.04239 144 113 26 5
3189 You're not the boss of me. 1.2500 0.04597 152 124 18 10
3190 In this debate, the earth always wins 1.2500 0.04069 176 141 26 9
3191 And I say to you that a prolonged fever does not prove the reality of Global Warming. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
3192 He's at a loss, not Atlas! 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
3193 And in conclusion, I have the world on my side. Thank you. 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
3194 Goodbye 1.2484 0.04319 161 130 22 9
3195 Can you name the planet where you would find these land masses? 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
3196 Hold on, I asked for a WORLD view! 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
3197 Your platform lacks a global perspective. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
3198 You're really going to build a wall ? 1.2484 0.04377 153 123 22 8
3199 My research still proves you are flat. 1.2484 0.04475 153 124 20 9
3200 “I think you’ll find our next speaker is really on the ball .... just out of this world.” 1.2484 0.04072 153 120 28 5
3201 Hal always lost the debate on climate change to his opponent. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
3202 Say hello to my little friend." 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
3203 Look, I know what I agreed to, but I just assumed you were speaking in metaphor 1.2483 0.03916 149 115 31 3
3204 I made you what you are today. 1.2483 0.04457 149 120 21 8
3205 Don't you roll your sphere at me! 1.2483 0.04847 149 124 13 12
3206 I don't care that you showed up in person looking like this. I *still* think you're flat! 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
3207 It's a fake world! 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
3208 And without further adieu, he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
3209 Our guest lecturer will be discussing the effects of globalization. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3210 When are we going to start talking about MY needs? 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
3211 My opponent here promises the world; let me address you on a more human level. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
3212 Please sir, you've had your turn. 1.2482 0.04169 141 110 27 4
3213 And take note of how my opponent is trying to flood this debate with irrelevant arguments 1.2482 0.04289 141 111 25 5
3214 And it can be yours for the right bid!! 1.2482 0.04519 141 113 21 7
3215 I yield the remainder of my eons to the honorable planet. 1.2482 0.04405 141 112 23 6
3216 Ah, I can see right through this round-earther's ruse. You're an actor paid by NASA! 1.2482 0.04835 137 112 16 9
3217 And, I’d like to introduce my co-presenter, who is quite worldly. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
3218 I am honored to be speaking on behalf of the entire planet. 1.2482 0.04244 137 107 26 4
3219 This is not what I meant by a continental presence. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
3220 My opponent's comments suggest he's from a different universe. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
3221 Voters today demand more than simple warmth! 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
3222 And I repeat, I don’t see any evidence supporting my opponent’s claims of this so-called “climate change”! 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
3223 And now, on this question of global warming, why don't we hear from Mother Earth, herself? 1.2481 0.05166 129 107 12 10
3224 From where I stand nobody can tell me it isn't flat. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
3225 Your only campaign promise is to get Man to Mars? 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
3226 My opponent has a more globalist point of view. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
3227 Didn't we settle this debate 2,000 years ago? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
3228 That's not what your arctic face said last week on twitter! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
3229 You think your global perspective is so big. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
3230 Okay, okay. you have a climate problem. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
3231 And now a word from our Sponsor 1.2471 0.04071 170 136 26 8
3232 I don't care what the world says. I am right. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
3233 Excuse me, but your two minutes are up 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
3234 It's YOUR problem. I don't respect planets who let its inhabitants change the climate 1.2468 0.04551 158 130 17 11
3235 See? She's full of hot air! 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
3236 So, what time is it over there? 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
3237 Today is the first day of the end of your life. 1.2467 0.04328 150 120 23 7
3238 OK God. You win! 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
3239 My opponent cannot hide his preference for big government. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3240 Believe me, we hear you, and we’re working on it! 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3241 My esteemed colleague considers himself an Atlas among mere mortals. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3242 And, if my worthy opponent were really in tune with what's going on, she'd realize the public is tired of hearing about climate change. 1.2466 0.04407 146 117 22 7
3243 Yes, I've heard all your "science," but you're full of hot air. 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
3244 Fake news. If you were heating up, why would you be snowing up there? 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
3245 When considering the cosmos it's actually quite small. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
3246 Don't give me that half-baked, self-serving argument about the worldwide effect of climate change. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
3247 Consider my opponents history. Can you really trust him? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
3248 But unlike my adversary, I am against a bigger global presence. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
3249 And finally, here is my irrefutable proof that the Earth is, indeed, flat. 1.2464 0.04461 138 110 22 6
3250 What 'world view'? You don't even have eyes 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
3251 I reject your global elitism! 1.2464 0.04578 138 111 20 7
3252 I know a guy who says you're not really warm. 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
3253 Whoa, whoa, whoa, one at a time! 1.2463 0.04670 134 108 19 7
3254 ... it's not up for debate, the Earth is flat! 1.2463 0.04424 134 106 23 5
3255 The World on stage 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
3256 Now you’ve had your turn, it’s time to talk about REAL issues. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
3257 Re-Elect me, and I assure you, my opponent is a HUGE LOOSER! 1.2458 0.05374 118 98 11 9
3258 And now, may I introduce the world, with few choice words to offer regarding global warming 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3259 Atlas your ride is here... 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
3260 And what skeletons are hiding in my opponent's antipodes? 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
3261 . . . And, speaking on the effects of global warming we have ... 1.2453 0.04253 159 128 23 8
3262 The only conspiracy here is how you fit through the doorway 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
3263 Just WHO do you think you are? 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
3264 No worries. It's fake 1.2450 0.04503 151 123 19 9
3265 Can I have some ice water? 1.2450 0.03635 151 115 35 1
3266 “Yours is the Axis of Evil!” 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
3267 'Environmentalism,' he says? That's just the sort of corrupt, self-serving rhetoric that we need to eliminate from our politics! 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
3268 The Climate Change "Debate" 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
3269 Although we are in this crazy heated debate, I definitely agree with you! If it weren't for YOU, none of us would be here. 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
3270 That's YOUR opinion! 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
3271 Hmmfp......I will debate the Universe only!! 1.2449 0.04588 147 120 18 9
3272 This next item for bids ....! 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
3273 Yes, yes, we all know about you and your globalist philosophy! 1.2449 0.04381 147 118 22 7
3274 And who do you think should pay for the wall? 1.2449 0.04486 147 119 20 8
3275 Our next speaker is getting hot under the collar so it is his turn to be heard. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
3276 ‘Stay cool, stay cool?’ What on earth...YOU stay cool! 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
3277 Never have I heard such a self-absorbed World View...! 1.2448 0.04118 143 112 27 4
3278 You can hear people from around the world telling me what a great job I’m doing! 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
3279 Listen world, we did not cause climate change. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
3280 I'll be the one who decides whether your climate is changing or not! 1.2446 0.04548 139 112 20 7
3281 With all due respect, my opponent is talking in circles to avoid the question. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
3282 My fellow Americans, I assure you that my worthy opponent doesn't have a leg to stand on! 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
3283 My opponent is clearly a single-issue candidate. 1.2446 0.04190 139 109 26 4
3284 Are views are world's apart. 1.2446 0.04432 139 111 22 6
3285 My opponent is clearly unstable. 1.2446 0.04313 139 110 24 5
3286 You say that, but if anything, you look cooler to me. Flatter, too. 1.2444 0.04267 135 106 25 4
3287 I look forward to the day when we are no longer opposing each other. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
3288 Flat-earthers are not intimidated by your inflated ego! 1.2444 0.04135 135 105 27 3
3289 Such a nasty planet. 1.2444 0.04639 135 109 19 7
3290 Until there’s bipartisan support we just don’t have the votes, sorry. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
3291 You see, you see, she is just blowing CO2 at you! 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
3292 Now you're just talking out of your Tropic of Capricorn. 1.2444 0.04872 135 111 15 9
3293 Okay folks, let's give it up for our next speaker--Mother Earth! 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
3294 Unlike my opponent, I am emphatically NOT a globalist. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
3295 OK who is the wise ass who inflated my globe? 1.2441 0.04964 127 104 15 8
3296 Who's we? 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
3297 The speaker to my left would like to talk about it's favorite topic, climate change? 1.2441 0.04706 127 102 19 6
3298 This is our new navigation app everyone! 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
3299 I won’t make the opposing candidate’s lack of worldliness an issue in this campaign. 1.2439 0.03975 164 130 28 6
3300 Please welcome World Peace! 1.2439 0.04159 164 132 24 8
3301 No, no, Mr. Asia, you are facing the wrong way. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
3302 My opponent has a heart of iron. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
3303 You can't handle the truth! 1.2437 0.04411 160 131 19 10
3304 Globalization, Schmobilization 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
3305 As President, I promise I will move heaven and you to get it done! 1.2437 0.03940 160 126 29 5
3306 Yes, I know this is billed as a World Conference.... 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
3307 You've had your say. Don't interrupt me when I'm on a roll. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
3308 I told him not to carry the whole world on his shoulders. 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
3309 You're a little too round for this flat earth debate sir 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
3310 I'll ask you again for the final time- where were you when you last saw Atlantis? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3311 When you know how to pay for carbon cuts, then we'll talk! 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3312 Unable to bear the burden of the world's problems, my opponent quit the race. I won't 1.2434 0.03734 152 117 33 2
3313 Your presence here will not persuade us about climate change! 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
3314 Blah blah blah....I happen to know that the other side disagrees completely. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
3315 Let the voters choose: Flat earth or America first. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
3316 Let's hear it for my esteemed colleague who's taking a break from carrying the world on his back. 1.2432 0.04137 148 117 26 5
3317 What's your opinion about living on Mars? 1.2432 0.04354 148 119 22 7
3318 No need to scream. Your mic is on. 1.2432 0.04247 148 118 24 6
3319 Bring it on! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3320 You will observe the earth appears to be a round flat disk, but we have reason to believe otherwise. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
3321 I feel as if the presidential polls are tilting in your favor 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
3322 On planet Earth maybe, but your so-called “facts” do not conform to alternative reality. 1.2431 0.04434 144 116 21 7
3323 Well, I'm not changing! 1.2431 0.04093 144 113 27 4
3324 As the final act of his two terms in office, Trump issued an executive order annexing this area to Russia. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3325 Please back up.Im feeling very warm. 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3326 In this political climate, there is no earthly reason for your position! 1.2431 0.04324 144 115 23 6
3327 Could you put your continent closer to the mic, I don't think the planets in the back can hear you. 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
3328 You lier, we all know you’re flat!!! 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
3329 People vs. Climate Change 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
3330 Will you stop ignoring me. Now listen to your Mother Earth! 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
3331 I never thought that they meant this debate would be attended by the whole world. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
3332 My esteemed colleague thinks it’s getting hot in here; probably just a case of greenhouse “gas”! 1.2428 0.03923 173 138 28 7
3333 ...and now we'll zoom in on Muskrat Ridge, Minnesota. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
3334 My opponent, the globalist. 1.2426 0.04489 136 109 21 6
3335 And to think, I was expecting you to come out flat. 1.2426 0.03974 136 105 29 2
3336 I predicted that widening the canal would allow South America to drift eastward, and I was right. 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
3337 And if your promises were Earth-shattering, we wouldn’t be here! 1.2426 0.04239 136 107 25 4
3338 My opponent this evening is a noted "Flat Earther"! 1.2426 0.04366 136 108 23 5
3339 The man who has the whole world in his hands, seems to have disappeared. 1.2426 0.04240 169 138 21 10
3340 If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to convince me that they speak for planet earth, I’d be a rich man. 1.2424 0.04182 132 103 26 3
3341 What do you know? 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
3342 Hold on. We’re turning up the AC 1.2424 0.03762 165 129 32 4
3343 Contrary to what you think, we do have at least one commonality. We’re both mostly made up of water. So there! 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
3344 he said “flat earth” not “fat earth” 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
3345 With all due respect, I believe that there is no consensus to support your claim that climate change is caused by human activity. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
3346 And as you can plainly see, the President's proposed new walls will keep out Mexicans! Chileans! Brazilians! Venezuelans! Cubans! Germans! Canadians! Alaskans! Hawaiians! 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
3347 I’m leaving if California comes on inch closer. 1.2422 0.03918 161 127 29 5
3348 Please, please please...Slow your roll. 1.2420 0.04082 157 125 26 6
3349 I see no point to this global debate! 1.2420 0.03770 157 122 32 3
3350 Yes, as his spokesperson, I can tell you, Donald Trump knows best how to fix you. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
3351 My opponent cannot be trusted on global climate change, as a globe, her view of climate change is clouded by her pro-globe bias 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
3352 My opponent is making a circular argument 1.2418 0.04045 153 121 27 5
3353 Just because you are round does not mean the earth isn't flat. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
3354 Don't be fooled by my opponent's earthy appearance. She's responsible for global warming! 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
3355 And the earth responded, "I'm not flat, I'm big boned." 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
3356 That’s, like, your opinion, world.” 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
3357 In my concluding two minutes, I would like to just touch on North America 1.2414 0.04297 145 116 23 6
3358 Oh yeah? Well who appointed you guardian of the world? 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
3359 Just let me make this one Archimedean point. 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
3360 Yes, we KNOW you have problems . . . But WE didn’t make them . . . 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
3361 In the old days we always said the whole world was in front of you, now ... 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
3362 Is this thing on? 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
3363 What on earth are you arguing about? 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
3364 You’re not listening!! 1.2410 0.04024 166 133 26 7
3365 Stop trying to bowl me over with your take on global warming! 1.2409 0.04807 137 113 15 9
3366 It's hiding something. Where's its long-form birth certificate? 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
3367 Mother Earth, what is your position on global warming? 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
3368 Pay no attention to him. That's just how he rolls. 1.2406 0.04154 133 104 26 3
3369 And now, in perfect harmony, the world will sing! 1.2406 0.04671 133 108 18 7
3370 As everyone can see, my opponent is all wet! 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
3371 Even though you say you're hot, I still don't believe in global warming! 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
3372 Another continent heard from. 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
3373 My opponent denies it, but given the current climate, change is our only option. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
3374 Your argument has fallen flat 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
3375 Don't believe what my opponent says he can fix; he has a world of problems of his own. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
3376 No pressure, your only speaking on behalf of the whole world. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
3377 I give you WORLD PEACE! 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
3378 My friends, we finally have proof! The world is flat, there is no global warming in a flat world, and the border walls are only from a Hollywood set." 1.2397 0.03802 146 113 31 2
3379 That’s only one hemisphere! 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
3380 If my opponent claims to be getting warmer, let's take his temperature right now! 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
3381 Will the gentlewoman yield? 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
3382 I yield to my opponent. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
3383 Your comments betray your Western bias! 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
3384 ...and yes, you may say my views are out of the mainstream, but let me remind you that world opinion is only that: opinion!!! 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
3385 It is my contention, that the world is flat. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
3386 Excuse me, could I get a glass of ice water before the debate begins? It’s getting a bit toasty in here. 1.2394 0.03862 142 110 30 2
3387 Don't believe those who say the world is getting smaller! 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
3388 And who, my friends, do you think is going to pay for these elitist policies that my opponent suggests? 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
3389 You people can’t see what I can - it’s flat dammit 1.2393 0.03876 163 129 29 5
3390 See...he just talks in big circles 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
3391 Actually, this is more of a comment than a question. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
3392 OK. Don't get so puffed up about it. 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
3393 These lands used to be called 'continents' before the water covered them. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
3394 What proofs do you have that we are destroying you? 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
3395 Mother Earth, what are your comments on climate change? 1.2388 0.04639 134 109 18 7
3396 And my friend, Gaia, here, thinks she's too big to fail! 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
3397 Well, folks, our next presentation about global warming will be given by Mother Earth . 1.2388 0.04517 134 108 20 6
3398 That’s not where Lake Huron goes. 1.2388 0.04261 134 106 24 4
3399 Talk about special interests. 1.2387 0.03783 155 121 31 3
3400 At least the rest of the solar system agrees with me. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
3401 I don’t care how hot you are. Nobody but me touches the thermostat. 1.2387 0.04203 155 125 23 7
3402 ...therefore, I conclude global warming is fake news. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3403 Apropos of nothing, notice how the upper Northwest region of North America resembles a goblin. 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
3404 Hot enough for ya? 1.2385 0.04608 130 105 19 6
3405 It's rigged. 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
3406 More Fake News! 1.2385 0.04341 130 103 23 4
3407 Your world view sucks! 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
3408 I don't care what the other 99% say, who are you to tell me it's man made? 1.2384 0.04276 151 122 22 7
3409 My opponent is really turning up the heat. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
3410 We love climate change, don't we folks? My opponent, she resists, but she's looking hotter every day! Should we give her a round of applause? Let's clap for her folks... 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
3411 And here we have the Americas 1.2384 0.03558 172 134 35 3
3412 And now that I've completed the demonstration of my shrink-ray...wait where is everybody? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
3413 Okay, my opponent does have a clear perspective about global warming! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
3414 I'm sick and tired of feeling like an outsider! 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
3415 Our guest speaker tonight, standing before his latest creation, will address "The Challenges of Creation." 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
3416 My opponent is so very naive in believing that each of us can really make a difference in this world “ 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
3417 Mother Nature has something to say. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
3418 Too weighty an argument. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
3419 Ok, now my compatriot will give you the World View. 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
3420 So I ask my opponent: why are you even here? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
3421 Just because you're 4.5 billion years old, doesn't mean you know any thing about climate change! 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
3422 At this scale, you can actually see how much of Miami is already below sea level. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
3423 World, what ever you do--don't sneeze. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
3424 My opponent purports to represent a world view; but I say it is a small world. 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
3425 I'll take "Scorch" for $500 Alex 1.2378 0.04087 143 113 26 4
3426 No, YOU'RE mistaken! 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
3427 And once again my opponent seeks to sway your votes with a transparent blend of intimidation and self-interest! 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
3428 '"It has come to my attention some of you believe we are mired in a global crisis!" 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
3429 My opponent chooses to hide behind global warming, but what evidence do you have? 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
3430 Who are you going to believe, me or the world's biggest globe? 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
3431 If I may play Devil’s Advocate, some might say that you have failed to take responsibility for your own welfare and are, therefore, responsible for your own plight. 1.2374 0.04519 139 113 19 7
3432 And what is your opinion on climate change? 1.2374 0.04282 139 111 23 5
3433 All my opponents contentions of malaise are anecdotal, personal and very subjective. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
3434 Every time I try to debate this happens. 1.2374 0.04402 139 112 21 6
3435 My opponent is trying to get you to warm up to him. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
3436 Such a nasty woman! 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
3437 And, your Hot Flashes are distracting! 1.2372 0.03976 156 124 27 5
3438 I'm just here for the air conditioning! 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
3439 But the record shows that you are NOT interested in world peace! 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
3440 Your ideas fall flat. 1.2368 0.03931 152 120 28 4
3441 We could debate this all day long and all night long and all day long and all night long and... 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
3442 Your points are flat! 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
3443 Do I hear 230 trillion? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
3444 I'm not 'two-faced' you moron, I'm just rotating along my axial tilt! 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
3445 Unlike my opponent, Mr. Atlas, I will never let you down. 1.2366 0.04312 131 104 23 4
3446 Make the Earth Great Again? Socialism! 1.2366 0.04826 131 108 15 8
3447 Warming, he claims? Hardly! I served at 98.6. I know 98.6. 98.6 is a vital sign of mine. My opponent is nowhere near 98.6. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
3448 I will conclusively prove you don't have a leg to stand on. Could somebody turn on the air? 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
3449 And I say it's fake news. 1.2365 0.04219 148 119 23 6
3450 According to our consultants your evidence for global warning is inconclusive. 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
3451 Pit me against the world, I’ll win! 1.2364 0.03834 165 131 29 5
3452 You’re just slanted, tilted spin. 1.2364 0.03834 165 131 29 5
3453 Shut up, your killing me..... 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
3454 As the poet Wordsworth said so many years ago, "The world is too much with us." 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
3455 These continents would not be empty if they had believed in climate change. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
3456 When I refer to the earth as small,I am speaking in relative terms. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
3457 Quick, get me that lever! 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
3458 Oh no, Mother Earth! You too? 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
3459 Today's debate: Climate Change--fact or fiction. 1.2353 0.04333 136 109 22 5
3460 Hold it right there! The science is still out on your round-Earth theory! 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
3461 I feel at a disadvantage debating the global economy. 1.2353 0.03797 153 120 30 3
3462 How can it have got too warm in here if I'm still wearing my tie? 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
3463 Wait! I'm signed up to speak on global warming not global inflation! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
3464 Just turn and roll away, why don't you - make my day! 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
3465 Our next speaker is among the most recognized speaker on the world stage! 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
3466 They say actions speak louder than words but apparently that's not the case. The Earth has something to say. 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
3467 Please, stop spinning. This isn’t helping my macropsia 1.2349 0.04084 149 119 25 5
3468 Ha! You've been shrugged off. 1.2349 0.04300 149 121 21 7
3469 You're out of orbit on this one. 1.2349 0.04193 149 120 23 6
3470 You make a valid point, sir, but in all fairness, you looked really flat! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
3471 . Our next speaker is Atlas, who is feeling a lot lighter these days since Trump alienated most of the weight of the world. 1.2348 0.04670 132 108 17 7
3472 The American people reject one-worldism. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
3473 Shape-shifting doesn't make you a climate change expert. You need charts and photos. 1.2346 0.04158 162 132 22 8
3474 Fact! It is not getting warmer in here. Ask any scient-ish. 1.2346 0.03969 162 130 26 6
3475 “It’s not global warming; they are only hot flashes." 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
3476 Now please explain your comments about being “pro natural selection.” 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
3477 The good news is the Panama Canal will eventually be obsolete.” 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
3478 It’s your fault for having an environment to ruin! 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
3479 How could you be warm? The air conditioner is set at 72F. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
3480 Further more, my opponent's climate change policies are based on outrageous conspiracy theories. 1.2344 0.04221 128 101 24 3
3481 Oh, please. It's just these hot stage lights... 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
3482 I still don't believe in global warming. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
3483 As I've told your president many times, the whole thing is America. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
3484 Stop the world, I wanna get off. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
3485 You keep saying that, but you don’t look any warmer to me?” 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
3486 Sure, you beat me in experience, Mother Earth, but I'm a man. 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
3487 When on earth do I get to talk? 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
3488 You don’t speak for me! 1.2338 0.03994 154 123 26 5
3489 Climate, schlimate--my opponent can't even stand up straight! 1.2336 0.04178 137 109 24 4
3490 ...and, as absolute proof, this two-dimensional opponent proves my flat earth contention. 1.2336 0.04777 137 114 14 9
3491 "And now, for the worldwide consensus..." 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
3492 How am I supposed to argue against the world? 1.2336 0.04428 137 111 20 6
3493 Put your hand down, sonny! I've got something to say about what's really going on! 1.2336 0.04547 137 112 18 7
3494 Hold on, we need to get you a bigger microphone. 1.2336 0.04048 137 108 26 3
3495 Make the Americas Matter Again 1.2335 0.03697 167 132 31 4
3496 Your point is well taken, Atlas. 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
3497 I don't care what you think. I'm American, therefore I come first. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
3498 In any discussion of geopolitical trends, it's essential to have an expansive world view. 1.2333 0.04984 120 99 14 7
3499 Hey, hold up there, I think you're getting a little too hot... 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
3500 That's really not your best angle! 1.2333 0.04060 150 120 25 5
3501 And let us see your positive side 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
3502 You claim you're too hot, but I see snow and glaciers, right there, in Alaska! 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
3503 Where in the world did you get that information? 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
3504 It's just a big balloon filled with hot air! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
3505 As the WWW turns 30, I'd like to apologize on its behalf for Twitter. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
3506 Not all at once! 1.2329 0.04458 146 120 18 8
3507 This presentation will be short - the speaker hasn't got long to live 1.2329 0.04012 146 116 26 4
3508 Don't you shrug your shoulders at me! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
3509 I'll keep this short since time is running out; "I'm dying". 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
3510 Sorry, It's all about Me! 1.2329 0.03893 146 115 28 3
3511 Me thinks the world is too much with us. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
3512 I think the world of my opponent, but he can be overbearing. 1.2329 0.04128 146 117 24 5
3513 Cool it, hot head! 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
3514 Now now, let's not get heated buddy. 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
3515 This argument is getting way too heated. 1.2327 0.04567 159 134 13 12
3516 An now for the definitive word on global warming,I'd like to introduce..... 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
3517 You have things all turned around! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
3518 Stop right there! Like you are an expert in worldly things. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
3519 Will you vote for your fellow man, or this filthy rock? 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
3520 As the end is near, now a quick word from the Western Hemisphere. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
3521 We need to eliminate this global threat. - David Ostrov 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
3522 I can only speak for myself! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
3523 Our first speaker is a world-class traveler. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
3524 Oh contraire, we are rapidly changing course, for example, I’m now seeing paper straws everywhere. 1.2323 0.03641 155 121 32 2
3525 My opponent is hiding behind Antarctica! 1.2323 0.03754 155 122 30 3
3526 Atlas Smushed! 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
3527 Unlike my opponent, I take global warming very seriously.... 1.2320 0.04563 125 101 19 5
3528 Not that it really matters, but that little dot just off the coast of Florida is Treasure Cay, Bahamas and that's where I'm taking my Family for a vacation in April 1.2319 0.04277 138 111 22 5
3529 Rising oceans? That's Fake News, Mother Earth! Time you realized the only thing worth hearing about is rising profits!! 1.2319 0.04151 138 110 24 4
3530 Earth, are you trying to tell us something? 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
3531 Brag all you want. We all know you are getting smaller. 1.2318 0.03693 151 118 31 2
3532 The whole world revolves on it 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
3533 If the world is in so much danger, then why doesn't it say so? 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
3534 I'm sorry...but I am speaking about universal principles... 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
3535 I say - You should go back where you came from! 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
3536 Our next speaker is Atlas. He should be lifting up shortly. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
3537 I would like to introduce our featured speaker who will talk on the subject of earth’s climate change. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
3538 Stop right there! I am the president and I have declared that we are NOT warming you up ! 1.2313 0.04357 134 108 21 5
3539 Now let’s hear from the Defense. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
3540 I will admit that my opponent has made effective use of social media. 1.2313 0.04607 134 110 17 7
3541 My opponent's head must be in the clouds! 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
3542 Mankind is a virus and natural disasters are the cure! 1.2313 0.04103 147 118 24 5
3543 So what are your thoughts on global warming? 1.2313 0.03870 147 116 28 3
3544 My opponent is obviously biased in favor of climate warming. I’d like to remind the audience that he has provided no direct evidence of ice-melt. 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
3545 Now class this is the Western Hemipshere 1.2313 0.04215 147 119 22 6
3546 Despite all the evidence I maintain my opponents arguments still fall flat 1.2313 0.03988 147 117 26 4
3547 What in the world? 1.2312 0.04273 160 132 19 9
3548 Ok, ok, I’ll refer to you as “earth”, not “the planet”. 1.2308 0.03733 156 123 30 3
3549 After learning that a skilled debater must argue both sides, Earth proves itself flat. 1.2308 0.04404 143 117 19 7
3550 Can we discuss world peace? 1.2308 0.04055 143 114 25 4
3551 My opponents is a true globalist 1.2308 0.04174 143 115 23 5
3552 So, Parents, we are now on Day 3 out of 7 of your children's Science Experiment 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
3553 And you call yourself an oblate ellipsoid. 1.2308 0.04702 130 107 16 7
3554 And speaking for the pro side of the Global Warming debate.... 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
3555 . "The world would like to says a few truths about global warming " 1.2308 0.04251 156 128 20 8
3556 I believe climate change is another example of my opponent flip-flopping on issues. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
3557 This worldly candidate is throwing his polar ice cap into the ring. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
3558 . . . and after that rollicking critique,we thought we'd let her speak for herself. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
3559 Stop asking ME questions. Let’s ask the WORLD. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
3560 You think you're hot! I say you're not! 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
3561 Globally,we want to hear what you think! 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
3562 How big was yo mama?! 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
3563 My opponent will get nothing done if elected because he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders." 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
3564 Lock Earth Up! 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
3565 My opponent as you can ladies and gentlemen is clearly an internationalist. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
3566 You might contain multitudes, but I've got the NRA and the Koch Brothers I my corner! 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
3567 My opponent's so-called curvature would only serve to weaken our position on the international playing field. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
3568 I'm sorry, but the fire department will not allow anything this hot in the auditorium. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
3569 Give me a place to speak and I will conquer the world. 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
3570 Sir, although you may be a celestial orb, I submit that you lack standing! 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
3571 Ma'am, please keep it cool. This doesn't need to be a heated conversation. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
3572 Fred Fred! Come back! I told you not to get to close to the water 1.2302 0.04530 126 102 19 5
3573 Your opinion notwithstanding, all experts are not in agreement. 1.2302 0.04668 126 103 17 6
3574 You just think you're hot stuff. 1.2302 0.04388 126 101 21 4
3575 I still debate it's flat. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
3576 My opponent wants to solve all the world's problems; but I have proven I can eat a deep-fried corn dog on a stick. 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
3577 But it appears my opponent here still believes all that nonsense about Climate Change. 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
3578 Our next speaker will tell us how it finally rid itself of parasites through heat therapy. 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
3579 My opponent claims to have the weight of the world on his shoulders, but I assure you it's a hoax. 1.2296 0.03926 135 106 27 2
3580 No, we don't celebrate Earth Day anymore. 1.2295 0.04625 122 99 18 5
3581 Now that you're here, please settle the debate: Did Tony Soprano die in the finale? 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
3582 Speak, world. What can we do to save you? 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
3583 WE CAN SAVE OUR HALF IF WE FORGET ABOUT THE OTHER HALF 1.2293 0.03926 157 126 26 5
3584 My opponent is spreading fake news! Everyone knows that you are flat! 1.2293 0.04028 157 127 24 6
3585 It’s hard to win a debate when everyone else is against you. 1.2292 0.04264 144 117 21 6
3586 And HE claims he wants to make the world a better place, but can you see that happening?! 1.2292 0.03907 144 114 27 3
3587 All together now! He's got the whole world in his hands, he's got the whole world in his hands...... 1.2292 0.04593 144 120 15 9
3588 He's got the whole world in his hand. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
3589 Introducing global warning. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
3590 Ah, with a wave of my hand and 20 more years of a fossil fuel based society I can make this all disappear! 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
3591 Whoa! One thing at a time. 1.2292 0.04148 144 116 23 5
3592 I see some very cloudy thinking. 1.2290 0.03841 131 102 28 1
3593 Regardless of how much evidence she's presented, I'll just never believe that climate change is real. 1.2290 0.03991 131 103 26 2
3594 Let's skip the debate and make this my concession speech. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
3595 I reject the earth's statement on global warming! 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
3596 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so. This miracle occurred on Day Two, and absolutely nothing my opponent says will convince me otherwise. 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
3597 Now, I think our audience would really like to hear you dish about your relationship with Pangaea. What really broke you up? 1.2288 0.04725 118 96 17 5
3598 Please leave the room - FAKE NEWS! 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
3599 Hi Mom, I finally made it to the world stage. 1.2288 0.04198 153 125 21 7
3600 Why aren't you on climate strike! 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
3601 Can somebody open a window? its kinda hot in here 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
3602 I told you time and again! Not yet, ya big bully. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
3603 Counterargument from Unexpected Speaker at Davos 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
3604 So you think you have the weight of the world to worry about, let me explain something to you. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
3605 With all due respect, methinks the lady doth protest too much. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
3606 This debate is out of this world! 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
3607 My opponent needs to accept that our momentum is irreversible and her time is done. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
3608 We'll just let it speak for itself. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
3609 You and me against the world,".. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
3610 You’re like my Ma. You complain about the heat and too cheap to turn on the A/C. So you blame me, always me. 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
3611 Your personal problems are not our's 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
3612 I'd like to introduce the Earth, who has had enough bull caca about climate not being a very serious thing. 1.2284 0.03533 162 127 33 2
3613 It was then that he remembered both his fear of public speaking AND his xenophobia. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
3614 Hold on there, Buddy, you think you're the whole world? 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
3615 Yes we know it’s our fault you’er warming up but you didn’t need to crush Antarctica just to prove your point ! 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
3616 Don't be so roundabout 1.2282 0.04054 149 120 24 5
3617 This is your last global warning, only one person can speak at a time. 1.2282 0.03824 149 118 28 3
3618 Will our next mystery guest enter and sign in, please 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
3619 Nothing to worry about. It's really flat. 1.2282 0.04272 149 122 20 7
3620 My opponent seems to thing getting all hot and bothered is going to sway the voters! Not on my watch! 1.2282 0.03824 149 118 28 3
3621 Some people would say I’m the biggest. They would say I’m bigger and better than the entire world. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
3622 My constituents say otherwise! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
3623 This is what it will look like with no Starbuck’s 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
3624 I represent something bigger than you! 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
3625 Not all at once, please. 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
3626 Let's reflect on my opponent's claim to the consensus view... 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
3627 We're abandoning all of this, in favor of an intelligent planet. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
3628 And what proof do you have that climate change is real? 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
3629 I always knew you were round... 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
3630 It’s not your turn yet, Mr.Global Warming, we need to discuss some wall issue first! 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
3631 I agree that the major problem of our time is global shrinking. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
3632 And now the planet has a few things to say on the subject of mercy. 1.2275 0.03862 167 135 26 6
3633 So moved. 1.2273 0.03630 154 121 31 2
3634 Wait, you can't just roll all over Bernie 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
3635 Stop complaining! 1.2273 0.04381 132 107 20 5
3636 What are your thoughts on climate change? 1.2273 0.04246 132 106 22 4
3637 I know you're out there somewhere, you bum. 1.2273 0.04108 132 105 24 3
3638 It will take 12 hrs for us to hear the voice of the other side of the world. We can't wait that long. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
3639 Global opinion seems to be against my opponent. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
3640 We've already seen Pangea, you don't need to do the trick again 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
3641 Changing! not warming. And, nobody likes a smartass, sir. 1.2270 0.04314 141 115 20 6
3642 I'll give you the last word. 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
3643 Her ego is out of control. 1.2270 0.03946 141 112 26 3
3644 You? Round? A Socialist Hoax! 1.2270 0.04072 141 113 24 4
3645 My opponent is obviously overly- awed by my power point 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
3646 Let's stop before this gets too heated. 1.2267 0.03801 150 119 28 3
3647 And let's not forget all those offshore deposits. 1.2267 0.04030 150 121 24 5
3648 While I am poised and composed, note my opponent’s nervousness exhibited by sweating and spinning! 1.2267 0.04246 150 123 20 7
3649 Now, I'm sure I'm going to be called a bigot for calling you a "globalist" 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
3650 W O A H , stop STOP ! .. Madame Speaker , are you OK ? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
3651 Your argument goes round in circles. Like your shape! 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
3652 See, it's really not a small world after all. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
3653 I am uncategorically opposed to globalism! 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
3654 I can tell that you are hot and bothered with me! 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
3655 Furthermore, we are much more important than you - we can think. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
3656 THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING! 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
3657 I believe the opposition has a distinct advantage. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
3658 The point is, it's just you and me against the world! 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
3659 Why should Florida be the center of the world? 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
3660 God has asked the earth to speak in her stead. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
3661 Just look at my opponent's miserable record. Nothing is certain except death and taxes. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
3662 Has the globe warmed up enough to respond? 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
3663 No, that’s not Israel 1.2258 0.04249 155 128 19 8
3664 It was a well-rounded argument, but the rebuttal was out of this world. 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
3665 How can you sit there and deny global shrinking? 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
3666 I present to you the United United States of America! 1.2258 0.03942 155 125 25 5
3667 You may not be flat, but certainly flat wrong. 1.2256 0.04218 133 107 22 4
3668 OK, Global Warming! You don't have to be so inflated about it! 1.2256 0.04480 133 109 18 6
3669 And now, supporting this evening's resolution, "Climate Change is Real", a last minute added speaker . . . 1.2256 0.04727 133 111 14 8
3670 Let me just stop you right there, Earth. 1.2256 0.04351 133 108 20 5
3671 I will not be intimidated by my opponent's outmoded reliance on size. 1.2256 0.04081 133 106 24 3
3672 ...In conclusion, while my opponent flatly denies it, all her arguments are nothing but hot air. 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
3673 We all heard what the World is saying but let me put it this way? 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
3674 Nevertheless, she persists! Margaret Olnek, Superior, Colorado 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
3675 You try convincing the world! 1.2254 0.03792 142 112 28 2
3676 And I am going to call it "Trump World". 1.2254 0.04287 142 116 20 6
3677 My opponent continues to shrug his responsibilities. 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
3678 Don’t you dare use that condescending tone with me! 1.2254 0.04047 142 114 24 4
3679 I am not getting hot under the collar. 1.2252 0.04006 151 122 24 5
3680 My speaking prop is brought to you by Costco 1.2252 0.04220 151 124 20 7
3681 My opponent continues to attack my record protecting endangered sea turtles. To that I have one response: Dinosaurs. 1.2252 0.04114 151 123 22 6
3682 And on your right, discussing global warming, is The World! 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
3683 Need I state the obvious? 3/4 of the World’s population has a different view. 1.2250 0.03757 160 128 28 4
3684 If you can’t take the climate change get out of the kitchen 1.2250 0.03960 160 130 24 6
3685 Make America not so great this time! 1.2250 0.04154 160 132 20 8
3686 As you can see, I'm more concerned about Global Shrinking ! 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
3687 We're citizens of the United States, not the world. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
3688 Here to present the American perspective is.....America 1.2246 0.04116 138 111 23 4
3689 I STILL say you're wrong! 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
3690 Remember, this is not a debate it’s an intervention. 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
3691 Thank you for that uplifting speech, Atlas! 1.2246 0.03851 138 109 27 2
3692 You all know her as the late, the great, the soon-to-be-retired ... 1.2246 0.04366 138 113 19 6
3693 I stand by my flat Earth comments. You call those Grand Tetons? 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
3694 I matter as much as you! 1.2244 0.04024 156 127 23 6
3695 When they said Mother Earth was going to speak today I definitely didn’t expect this. 1.2244 0.03703 156 124 29 3
3696 As anyone can plainly see the truth rolls right off of you. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
3697 South America couldn't move to Canada so it is moving to Africa. 1.2241 0.03920 174 143 23 8
3698 The earth, like a coin, has two sides. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
3699 I'll get to global warming in a minute. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
3700 I still say the earth is flat 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
3701 The skeletons in my opponent's record, you just wouldn't believe! 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
3702 I wish to welcome you to the first Democratic Presidential debate. Uncertain that our venue would accommodate the current candidates plus those undecided, we have opted for an alternative format... 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
3703 Have you spun off your axis completely with that crazy global warming theory? 1.2238 0.04142 143 116 22 5
3704 Ladies and gentlemen - your oyster 1.2238 0.04259 143 117 20 6
3705 Don't be fooled. My opponent will tell you fake stories about global warming. 1.2238 0.03897 143 114 26 3
3706 Planet Earth, we welcome you to Jupiter 1.2237 0.04398 152 127 16 9
3707 As usual earth refuses to go on the record" 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
3708 Let's talk climate change 1.2237 0.04195 152 125 20 7
3709 I know you think you’re the world’s greatest debater, but I disagree. 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
3710 I'm more important than you are. And I have the rigorous poll data to prove it! 1.2237 0.03871 152 122 26 4
3711 It's just a fever, not the apocalypse. 1.2237 0.03982 152 123 24 5
3712 The fact is, let's say it, is Mr Atlas is too old Hold him up! Hold him up! 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
3713 The big picture from here, you can't see change. 1.2235 0.03891 170 139 24 7
3714 No Collusion! 1.2231 0.04619 121 99 17 5
3715 I knew you would drag climate change victimhood into the debate! 1.2231 0.04404 130 106 19 5
3716 Welcome to the Flat Earth Society. I am sorry to say that our next speaker was sucked up by an unknown gravitational force. 1.2231 0.04538 130 107 17 6
3717 You have been nothing but a drama queen. 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
3718 So who says my opinion isn’t as good as your 7.6 billion? 1.2230 0.04090 139 112 23 4
3719 Donald,Donald put it down! 1.2230 0.04215 139 113 21 5
3720 It all started out as nothing 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
3721 I will never believe that you are round nor warming. 1.2230 0.04456 139 115 17 7
3722 I must have ten billion dollars to build MY spherical wall. 1.2230 0.04337 139 114 19 6
3723 And I suppose that is meant to be your version of the Great Lakes? 1.2230 0.03826 139 110 27 2
3724 Hold on, you'll get your chance to talk. 1.2230 0.03688 139 109 29 1
3725 Your voice may be big, but your audience is small. 1.2230 0.04269 148 122 19 7
3726 I've already told you...GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE NEWS 1.2230 0.04375 148 123 17 8
3727 Fake, fake, fake news! 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
3728 Look, don't get me wrong, you've done good by us so far; we just need to give those business and agriculture lobbyists the voice they deserve. 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
3729 It looks like we’re in a world of trouble. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
3730 What in the World do you mean by that!? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
3731 you had your time to speak! 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
3732 What's that, Mother, you say all the other countries are behind you? 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
3733 What in the world makes you an expert on if global warming exists or not? 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
3734 I agree with my opponent's world view 1.2229 0.03663 166 133 29 4
3735 You’re no Jack Kennedy 1.2229 0.04065 175 146 19 10
3736 This is the new plan with no borders to worry about. 1.2222 0.04116 144 117 22 5
3737 I'm four times the size of Baja California, so don't give me your crap that i'm just a small human." 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
3738 Our next guest didn't believe in "extra terrestrial life" until we came along. 1.2222 0.03959 153 124 24 5
3739 And now let's hear the other side of this heating debate. 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
3740 Wait a minute! I have to talk about why there is no such thing as climate change. 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
3741 ...and that is why you are wrong about global warming! 1.2222 0.03996 144 116 24 4
3742 Ok, ok, I'm attracted to you - everyone is. But what's that go to do with this argument? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
3743 We refuse to be intimidated by your climate extortion rhetoric! 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
3744 You just stop right there! 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
3745 My opponent has flip-flopped on the environment. 1.2222 0.03735 153 122 28 3
3746 and now, lets hear the silent majority! 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
3747 Just because you’re bigger than me doesn’t mean you’re right. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
3748 Those polar ice caps were not worth anything anyway 1.2216 0.03741 167 135 27 5
3749 To answer your question, no, I never smoked pot in college 1.2215 0.03978 158 129 23 6
3750 One at a time please. 1.2215 0.04023 149 121 23 5
3751 And our next speaker speaks to us from down-under 1.2215 0.04348 149 124 17 8
3752 What in the World are you saying? Everyone knows you're round, not flat" 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
3753 And now let's hear from Mr. Atlas...Mr. Atlas is speaking for the motion 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
3754 First to the rostrum will be South Pacific. Then we'll hear from the other side at the anti-podium. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
3755 Using this life-sized model of the earth,I shall now explain to you why climate change is no big deal. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
3756 My opponent may think global, but I'm not buying the local act. 1.2214 0.03802 140 111 27 2
3757 Here's to our next world-class candidate for 2020. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
3758 The gravity of it’s performance is captivatingd 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
3759 Even if I am the only one, I will speak my truth! 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
3760 My opponent would hope to distract you with her earthy comments. 1.2214 0.04506 131 108 17 6
3761 My opponent’s carbon-tax proposal is ludicrous. 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
3762 While I completely agree that climate change is an urgent matter, we first need to decide which automotive industries will receive the biggest tax breaks. 1.2208 0.03826 154 124 26 4
3763 As the previous speaker was saying, it's clear that global roaming is the greatest existential threat we face today. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
3764 Let's not be irrational—OK, sweetheart? You're just having a hot flash. 1.2208 0.03936 154 125 24 5
3765 I yield the balance of my lifetime to the gentleman from Pangea. 1.2207 0.03972 145 117 24 4
3766 The condition of our planet is debatable? 1.2207 0.04318 145 120 18 7
3767 As anyone can see, my opponent cannot speak for the other 5 billion people on earth. 1.2207 0.04428 145 121 16 8
3768 Welcome, just to set the record straight,round or flat?? 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
3769 Still flat? 1.2207 0.04091 145 118 22 5
3770 now whats your opinion on global warming 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
3771 ‘Someone tell me how this is possible.’ 1.2203 0.04683 118 97 16 5
3772 My opponent has no earthly idea! 1.2202 0.03816 168 137 25 6
3773 The debate is over. Time to chill! 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
3774 It seems that that Atlas shrugged our debate 1.2200 0.03885 150 121 25 4
3775 Don't let this hologram fool you, the Earth is flat! 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
3776 Don't think you can just roll over me here...! 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
3777 It appears Professor Higgins will be receiving his award posthumously. 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
3778 You stand there and tell how climate change has affected you! 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
3779 Flat-Earther Debate 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
3780 You don't have to be silent - It's not Spring. 1.2199 0.04281 141 116 19 6
3781 and here on my left is the manifestation of donalds trumps ego. 1.2199 0.04398 141 117 17 7
3782 So, what’s the big deal? We all know the Earth has climate... 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
3783 Furthermore, my worldview is superior to that of my opponent. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
3784 Clearly, my opponent has no grasp of detail. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
3785 The climate change debate just got serious. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
3786 I'll let you speak in a moment. Though you probably won't have a point. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
3787 That’s how I roll. 1.2194 0.03804 155 125 26 4
3788 Please tell us what proof you have of climate change! 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
3789 okay, okay your getting a little heated tom. 1.2194 0.04222 155 129 18 8
3790 Stop acting like my mother! 1.2194 0.03692 155 124 28 3
3791 And now we hear from our heavyweight speaker on the topic of global warming 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
3792 I staunchly defend pineapple on pizza. 1.2194 0.03913 155 126 24 5
3793 Please, one at a time. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
3794 And for our Global Warming segment, let me introduce our next speaker, North America. 1.2194 0.04121 155 128 20 7
3795 So you don't care about global warming? Well, how does global rolling grab you? 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
3796 This World Debate is NOT fair and balanced!!! 1.2192 0.04065 146 119 22 5
3797 And now we will hear from the representative from Fiji. 1.2192 0.03700 146 116 28 2
3798 Got the message but you're going to have to simplify. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
3799 You don't look so warm to me! 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
3800 If you don't believe it's flat, I'm going to turn this over and you will see for yourself! 1.2192 0.03947 146 118 24 4
3801 It's a small world yet there is an ocean between me and my opponent. 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
3802 Coming soon to a theatre near you: "Honey, I Shrunk the Climate Change Deniers!" 1.2190 0.04361 137 113 18 6
3803 And if it's global warming, why is it so cold in here?" 1.2190 0.03974 137 110 24 3
3804 We can’t shrug this off! 1.2188 0.04287 128 104 20 4
3805 Your hot flashes are not germane to this campaign. 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
3806 Liar! That's not what I mean by "Make America Great Again" 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
3807 And now our keynote speaker, Mother Earth, will share with us her perspective on global warming. 1.2185 0.03626 151 120 29 2
3808 My worthy opponent has decided that we need to play, 'Where is Waldo?' 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
3809 Now I know how Indiana Jones felt! 1.2183 0.04483 142 119 15 8
3810 Just shrug it off. 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
3811 Global warning. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
3812 The flat Earth debate continues... 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
3813 I don’t care about your so-called evidence. I’m a very smart person, and I say global warning is a Chinese scam 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
3814 Give me one proof that you're not flat. 1.2183 0.04012 142 115 23 4
3815 He's just a bunch of hot air 1.2183 0.04254 142 117 19 6
3816 To the best of my knowledge, this globe is actual size. 1.2182 0.03946 165 136 22 7
3817 Yes, I love my country. I’m a proud nationalist. Unlike my opponent, Lil’ Globey! Isn’t that right, Globey? 1.2180 0.04042 133 107 23 3
3818 Wait, before you start, don't say anything that will get us heated up. 1.2180 0.04180 133 108 21 4
3819 So you agree that humans should not be vaccinated. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
3820 Hold on there big fellah. I paid for this microphone. 1.2180 0.04314 133 109 19 5
3821 Hemispheres of the world, unite! 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
3822 The next speaker will address the possibility of life on the other side. 1.2179 0.04197 156 130 18 8
3823 Can't you think about anyone else except yourself? 1.2179 0.03890 156 127 24 5
3824 Earth, you're looking extra hot today 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
3825 If I could finish… 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
3826 You're full of hot air! 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
3827 Before we begin, could you state your name and why you're running for president? 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
3828 Next debater: global warming; fact or fake news? 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
3829 Hell hath no Fury like Climate Change scorned! 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
3830 Yes, well, we’ve heard all about your perspective, but what about the blinkered, local view? 1.2177 0.04040 147 120 22 5
3831 Does this outfit make me look fat? 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
3832 Klaatu Burada Nikto 1.2177 0.03923 147 119 24 4
3833 Hang on, up there! Mr. Atlas is still in traffic. 1.2177 0.04265 147 122 18 7
3834 All your comments are one-sided! 1.2174 0.03671 138 109 28 1
3835 Yes, that was pitch perfect but it's not that kind of flat we're debating. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
3836 And now, Atlas! 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
3837 You're missing the point!" 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
3838 My opponents self-serving proposals are not sustainable. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
3839 As can be seen here, the Affirmative side of the Flat Earth debate is struggling in his rebuttal. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
3840 I’m surprised you got through the door Larry, looks like you packed on a few extra...pounds. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
3841 Can I get my oponent’s mic raised a little? I feel like I’m talking to the Earth’s vagina. 1.2171 0.03951 152 124 23 5
3842 I don't want to be the lone desenter, but... 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
3843 Do not argue with a Homo sapien! 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
3844 I think you have a pimple on your backside. Oh wait, that's just New Zealand. Never mind. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
3845 All right then, I'll concede the Americas... 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
3846 I know I speak for everyone here when I say we're all very tired of your speaking so elliptically. 1.2169 0.03533 166 133 30 3
3847 I firmly disagree with my worldly opponent. 1.2169 0.03831 166 136 24 6
3848 Stop! You don't have standing! We've already heard what you have to say, and no one believes you 1.2168 0.04227 143 118 19 6
3849 Your stale arguments are hardly you-shattering. 1.2168 0.03862 143 115 25 3
3850 And my opponent would have you believe the world is round. Just more FAKE NEWS. 1.2168 0.04109 143 117 21 5
3851 My base believes me not you! 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
3852 You might think this is a big soap bubble, and it is. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
3853 Actually, you're flat. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
3854 Polls are meaningless! 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
3855 If you’re warming at such an alarming rate how do you explain your presence on this stage? 1.2164 0.04539 134 112 15 7
3856 You feel cool from here!! 1.2164 0.04015 134 108 23 3
3857 That was before the Suez Canal 1.2164 0.04285 134 110 19 5
3858 Don’t let my opponent’s flat earth denial fool you. 1.2164 0.03872 134 107 25 2
3859 Earth as seen by the Republican National Committee! 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
3860 Populism will always trump globalism! 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
3861 You just think you're putting your best face forward. 1.2162 0.03780 148 119 26 3
3862 Sorry folks Jimmy got a little carried away with the paper mache model. 1.2162 0.04128 148 122 20 6
3863 My opponent has an inflated view of himself if he pretends he's a globalist at heart! 1.2158 0.03923 139 112 24 3
3864 Atlas, up from out of in under there! 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
3865 The Earth would like to end the climate crisis conference with a closing statement. Can I get a Mike? 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
3866 And don’t get me started on the problems happening in your district. 1.2157 0.03817 153 124 25 4
3867 Yes, I know my opponent is worldly. 1.2154 0.04227 130 106 20 4
3868 You, madam have been around too long to appreciate modern ideas. 1.2154 0.04501 130 108 16 6
3869 And now for the cosmology report. 1.2153 0.03962 144 117 23 4
3870 What you’ve always been lacking is proper representation 1.2153 0.03838 144 116 25 3
3871 Let me finish Mother Earth! 1.2152 0.04050 158 131 20 7
3872 Despite his spotty voting record, my opponent would like you to believe he carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. 1.2152 0.03949 158 130 22 6
3873 You have no standing in this court! 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
3874 You don't scare me - there is no such thing as global warming. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
3875 Well, I think you suck too! 1.2148 0.03700 135 107 27 1
3876 My opponent has lost focus on our district's concerns. 1.2148 0.04629 135 114 13 8
3877 How would you know about global warming anyway? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
3878 I know a side effect of global warning is hot air but please wait your turn 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
3879 STOP!!!We have addressed global warming. 1.2148 0.04103 149 123 20 6
3880 I challenge my opponent to release their measurements to the public so we all may know whether they are flat or round. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
3881 I can't handle the truth! My existence is grotesque and incomprehensible. 1.2143 0.04394 140 117 16 7
3882 Your argument about being a big shot doesn't hold water -- look around you -- there 's the Pacific and Atlantic oceans! 1.2143 0.04153 140 115 20 5
3883 And I say... you're not global enough! 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
3884 Sorry, but there's not point in debating the issue of global warming. The President has spoken. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
3885 I was told this was going to be a Town Hall meeting. 1.2143 0.04028 140 114 22 4
3886 Whoa - slow your roll. 1.2143 0.03898 140 113 24 3
3887 How about you let me answer this one? 1.2138 0.03824 159 130 24 5
3888 Alas, let’s let the globe have a word about it’s own issues. 1.2138 0.04124 159 133 18 8
3889 It seems that my opponent, Atlas, is too scared to show up to this debate. 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
3890 The world is too much with us! 1.2138 0.03938 145 118 23 4
3891 As moderator I would help if you could keep your comments to 25 words or less. You have a lot of people with you 1.2138 0.03814 145 117 25 3
3892 NO! I'm tired of debating climate change with you! 1.2137 0.04599 131 110 14 7
3893 Stop right there! I get the message. 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
3894 Quit the dramatics and stop whining! 1.2137 0.04056 131 106 22 3
3895 OK, we get it! 1.2137 0.04198 131 107 20 4
3896 I flatly disagree with how you've rounded your climate figures. 1.2133 0.04187 150 125 18 7
3897 Please, let me finish. 1.2132 0.04355 136 113 17 6
3898 I feel the earth moving over my feet. 1.2132 0.04097 136 111 21 4
3899 Quit repeating that fake news. No, it's not hot in here. 1.2132 0.03676 136 108 27 1
3900 Can someone move this thing... it's getting warm in here. 1.2132 0.03822 136 109 25 2
3901 And in conclusion, let me just say, "you don't look warm to me". 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
3902 Globalisation is round the corner. 1.2132 0.03676 136 108 27 1
3903 Recent Connection between North and South America Reaffirmed 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
3904 wait if youre here,,,, then I'm... oh no! not again! 1.2129 0.04092 155 129 19 7
3905 I will not be bullied, Mother Earth! 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
3906 Please state your opinions on how we’re doing. 1.2128 0.04002 141 115 22 4
3907 “My opponent here is a one-worlder!” 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
3908 Ms.Earth,do you believe in Climate Change. 1.2126 0.04694 127 107 13 7
3909 By way of introduction, I'd say that our next speaker has truly seen it all. And, oh the secrets she can tell! 1.2126 0.03813 127 101 25 1
3910 There you go again, with your American-centric arguments! 1.2126 0.04420 127 105 17 5
3911 My ex-wife is near the upper right, sort of 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
3912 I know you have big problems but so do I! 1.2125 0.03589 160 129 28 3
3913 Yo Earth, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Mars has some of the best videos of all time! 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
3914 I may be in the minority here, but... 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
3915 Well... it’s obvious this is just a round earth shill 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
3916 Find Newfoundland! Free Newfoundland! 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
3917 What evidence do you have to keep denying the Arctic is going bald? 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
3918 Is that your only talking point, Global Warming? 1.2123 0.04369 146 123 15 8
3919 Back up, you are burning me up! 1.2121 0.04169 132 108 20 4
3920 You're only appealing to your base! 1.2121 0.04028 132 107 22 3
3921 You may have won this debate, but I'm patient enough to know that I will be the winner in just 12 years. 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
3922 Now now, don't blow your cool! 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
3923 Don't preach to me about CO2 emissions, not when you flew here on on your own private jet! 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
3924 Ms. Earth is not fit to hold office. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
3925 my opponent, or "Fat Orb" as some have called her... 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
3926 You need a route canal. 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
3927 And now, without further ado, you all know her.....(thunderous applause drowning out name) 1.2117 0.04200 137 113 19 5
3928 My worthy opponent has disappeared into the South Pacific. 1.2117 0.04326 137 114 17 6
3929 World Climate Conference "Can you scooch? You're blocking my PowerPoint." 1.2115 0.03523 156 125 29 2
3930 My opponent is looking a little feverish. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
3931 I would remind you, good sir, that my name is Archimedes. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
3932 Isn't it obvious, the Earth is flat. 1.2113 0.04100 142 117 20 5
3933 Don't listen to her - she's full of hot air! 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
3934 Stop lying to the populace! You're the exact same temperature you've always been. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
3935 My opponent thinks climate change isn't a hoax...but I know better! 1.2113 0.04220 142 118 18 6
3936 World, you now have thirty seconds to counter the President's statement. 1.2113 0.04337 142 119 16 7
3937 Stop! In the name of love! 1.2113 0.03717 142 114 26 2
3938 Why so negative? It's like night and day when you let your darker side out. 1.2113 0.03849 142 115 24 3
3939 And as host of “The Blue Planet” you claim climate change to be fact? 1.2112 0.03781 161 132 24 5
3940 It was six days, God rested on the seventh. 1.2112 0.03882 161 133 22 6
3941 Since the other speaker didn't show, let's have a contest. Now, everyone write one cartoon caption about this massive ball on stage and I'll collect them, read them aloud, and we'll somehow declare a winner. Tie breaker: Where is Columbus, IN? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
3942 My opponent here is full of hot air. 1.2109 0.04122 147 122 19 6
3943 Usually somebody warms up the crowd for me, not the other way around 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
3944 Our next speaker is the renowned world ... 1.2109 0.03767 147 119 25 3
3945 My young Democratic opponent professes to be a geography professor,really? 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
3946 The earth is flat. Don’t get so overheated. 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
3947 Let's here from everyone, but please keep it under 24 hours. 1.2109 0.04007 147 121 21 5
3948 How dare you, sir? My mother was a planet! 1.2109 0.03889 147 120 23 4
3949 While my esteemed colleague will attempt to convince you otherwise, I will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the earth is flat. 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
3950 Today’s Keynote: Expanding Your Horizons 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
3951 My opponent is reportedly in hiding somewhere up there in the Hudson Bay area. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
3952 Feels pretty cool to me. 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
3953 You want to talk about conflicts of interest? Let’s talk about your Green New Deal, shall we? 1.2102 0.03729 157 128 25 4
3954 You're nothing but a Chinese hoax! 1.2102 0.04044 157 131 19 7
3955 Let's give a very warm welcome to our own Blue Marble. 1.2102 0.03618 157 127 27 3
3956 Now, right there is the area we’ll be discussing today. 1.2101 0.03772 138 111 25 2
3957 The whole world’s against me!” - Griff Urang-Schuberth Portland O 1.2101 0.04297 138 115 17 6
3958 Our rebuttal to your argument is to look at the evidence. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
3959 What evidence do you have there's global warming ? 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
3960 ‘During the debate he coukdnt’t get a world in edgewise’ 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
3961 Looks like my opponent has shrugged his duties. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
3962 Current astromological views are truly wide-ranging, however today I share Dr. H. Penny's well-known Buddhistic belief about the sky's impermanence. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
3963 Now stop rotating and listen! I find it hard to believe that you still do NOT believe in global warming. 1.2098 0.04074 143 118 20 5
3964 As you can see, the organisers could not find a single person to stand against me 1.2097 0.04759 124 105 12 7
3965 You say that now but as soon as you turn your back I’m sure we’ll hear another story! 1.2095 0.03865 148 121 23 4
3966 And now, speaking on behalf of the Earth ... 1.2095 0.03620 148 119 27 2
3967 I challenge you to a debate on climate change. 1.2095 0.04096 148 123 19 6
3968 This is america. 1.2093 0.03521 172 140 28 4
3969 That's all folks! 1.2093 0.04357 129 107 17 5
3970 Now, Grandma Earth will talk about “human harassment”. 1.2092 0.04111 153 128 18 7
3971 Don’t touch! - it’s still hot from global warming 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
3972 I beg to differ with that perspective! 1.2092 0.03896 153 126 22 5
3973 We are in the midst of a global warning! 1.2092 0.04005 153 127 20 6
3974 The world sure loves to argue. 1.2092 0.03784 153 125 24 4
3975 Fuck you 1.2090 0.04863 134 116 8 10
3976 Atlas, speak into the microphone. 1.2090 0.04247 134 111 18 5
3977 Poppycock. It's nothing but a heated discussion. 1.2090 0.03974 134 109 22 3
3978 Not fair! I too would like a warm-up. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
3979 ...but voters chose me! 1.2089 0.03484 158 127 29 2
3980 My opponent has morphed into a globalist. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
3981 Is there something wrong with the Mic? You sound like you're under water. 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
3982 Better watch your back! 1.2086 0.04268 139 116 17 6
3983 Speak up, I can't hear you. 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
3984 Folks, don't be fooled! This is just a tired rehashing of the EarthFirst! movement, and it didn't work the first time! 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
3985 And now, before she becomes extinct, we'll hear from our all plastic Mother Earth 1.2086 0.04017 139 114 21 4
3986 As you can see, the problems is at the NORTHERN border 1.2086 0.03748 139 112 25 2
3987 We are the world, we are the children ... 1.2086 0.04145 139 115 19 5
3988 All your answers are flat. 1.2086 0.03885 139 113 23 3
3989 ... we're going to Canada and the USA, Mexico and Honduras... and Haiti and Aruba! We're going to Panama and Colombia and Brazil! And we're going to Argentina and Chile and Peru and Bolivia! and We're going to New York to take back the UN! YEAAAAH! 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
3990 I presume you are aware the president’s Science Advisor states the research is not clear on whether global warming actually exists . . . 1.2083 0.04048 144 119 20 5
3991 My opponent makes up in size what it lacks in brains. 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
3992 You are only a part of what I'll own if i'm elected! 1.2083 0.03927 144 118 22 4
3993 I don't give a shit if you're on a roll! 1.2083 0.04167 144 120 18 6
3994 Ahem 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
3995 Is it my turn to speak yet? 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
3996 My opponent would have you believe that what you see is what you get. I think not. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
3997 Hold on, hold on! What about my needs? 1.2080 0.04142 125 102 20 3
3998 Well actually Mother Nature, the climate doesn't really work like that" 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
3999 But then WE created plastic. So what else you got?! 1.2078 0.03873 154 127 22 5
4000 If this is just about the tweeting,I can stop. 1.2078 0.03529 154 124 28 2
4001 That's a preposterous opening statement but what should we expect from a flat-earther? 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
4002 And now a word from the Earth about Globalization, as it relates to global warming, and our feckless leaders who are waiting for the whole Shithouse to burn down." 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
4003 let me finish! 1.2077 0.03735 130 104 25 1
4004 You're ALL against me! 1.2075 0.03897 159 132 21 6
4005 Whoa! This five minutes per person rule isn’t working. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
4006 Archimedes? We will give you another fulcrum. 1.2075 0.03347 159 127 31 1
4007 And now...proof that the world is flat. 1.2074 0.03805 135 109 24 2
4008 To introduce our next speaker, Atlas... oh, darn! 1.2074 0.04219 135 112 18 5
4009 Once again, I challenge my opponent to disavow that he aspires to higher office. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
4010 Well, I was banking on winning by default, so I didn't prepare any remarks. I am thoroughly stunned that my opponent made it through the door. 1.2074 0.03948 135 110 22 3
4011 I think your take on a global economy is slightly exaggerated 1.2073 0.03511 164 133 28 3
4012 'It's a compelling argument but I still you're flat!' 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
4013 As far as planets go, you've got the experience. But can you wiggle your fingers? 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
4014 Wait, I’m getting off now. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
4015 My opponent WACKY Western Hemisphere and his friends in the FAKE NEWS media have ruined our country. SAD! 1.2071 0.04700 140 121 9 10
4016 Your thoughts on Flat Earth theory. 1.2071 0.04118 140 116 19 5
4017 'Colleagues, I want to talk to you today about the New World Order.' 1.2071 0.03860 140 114 23 3
4018 Hey, hey - no need to get so hot-headed. I was just saying that climate change isn't our top priority right now. 1.2071 0.04241 140 117 17 6
4019 Don't be so upset. You know that I think the world of you" 1.2071 0.03344 169 136 31 2
4020 We are the one hundred percent. 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
4021 It is my pleasure to introduce the Earth to speak on the issue of man made climate change. 1.2069 0.03777 145 118 24 3
4022 Now you're flat! 1.2069 0.03902 145 119 22 4
4023 Climate change is fake news! 1.2069 0.04140 145 121 18 6
4024 My opponent, the incumbent, has stated that he feels the weight of the world in his shoulders. I say it is time for a change. 1.2069 0.04254 145 122 16 7
4025 Atlas, the world takes a stand! 1.2067 0.03934 150 124 21 5
4026 So you're saying you are not flat you are at least 36d? 1.2065 0.03851 155 128 22 5
4027 These days, it seems like the whole world has to have their say. 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
4028 Is this thing “On”? I can’t hear you ! 1.2063 0.04410 126 105 16 5
4029 And everyone on this side of the globe is technically "American." 1.2063 0.04112 126 103 20 3
4030 No, we will not listen to your conplaints! 1.2063 0.03791 126 101 24 1
4031 You're getting warmer? Not getting warmer! Fake news! 1.2063 0.03666 160 131 25 4
4032 Another year's wear on your ozone layer and you're toast! 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
4033 And where is "the planet" Pluto, today? 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
4034 Uhh...How do you raise the microphone again? 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
4035 Get me the whoever is responsible for this. It's a small world. I said it is a SMALL world. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
4036 This proves there is no such thing as global warming. 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
4037 Don't forget without me you are nothing. 1.2059 0.04190 136 113 18 5
4038 Tomorrow, The World ! 1.2059 0.03922 136 111 22 3
4039 He's old, but he still as wits about him. 1.2059 0.04058 136 112 20 4
4040 I’m telling you, climate change is not real! 1.2059 0.04318 136 114 16 6
4041 You haven't been new since 1492! 1.2057 0.03965 141 116 21 4
4042 The earth is flat. Don't believe my opponents crazy idea otherwise. 1.2057 0.03835 141 115 23 3
4043 Please, let me speak. You’ve held sway for far too long. 1.2057 0.04091 141 117 19 5
4044 oh shit i live there 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
4045 First, a shout-out to the Greelcruffs of Kalaxon 5 for hosting this event... 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
4046 As you can see, the world is HUGE, the biggest you will ever see. And , as you can also see, absolutely flat. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
4047 Furthermore, regardless of your symptoms, I still say global warming is all in your imagination. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
4048 Simply put the world is a teenager, she's moody and climate change is temporary 1.2053 0.03556 151 122 27 2
4049 I'm going to build a wall along your Mexican border! 1.2053 0.03556 151 122 27 2
4050 If you don't disgorge the hydrocarbons at cost, my species will peel you like a grape. 1.2051 0.03828 156 129 22 5
4051 Really? 1.2051 0.03719 156 128 24 4
4052 OK. So much for YOUR position on the issues. What about the EASTERN hemisphere? 1.2050 0.03426 161 130 29 2
4053 No, I did not say that your hot flashes were caused by global warming. 1.2050 0.03646 161 132 25 4
4054 Most voters may think the world of you, but in this country.... 1.2049 0.04187 122 100 19 3
4055 It’s not global warming, you just have a fever. 1.2048 0.03677 166 137 24 5
4056 A victim of global warming 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
4057 As a small boy growing up in Liechenstein.......... 1.2045 0.04400 132 111 15 6
4058 And now, let me welcome to our stage all of America 1.2045 0.03685 132 106 25 1
4059 And let's see what's behind curtain number 2! 1.2044 0.04289 137 115 16 6
4060 JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE BIGGER..!!!!!!! 1.2044 0.04649 137 118 10 9
4061 This is the End of the World as we know it! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
4062 Uh, oh... looks like spaceship earth just squashed our next speaker. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
4063 Global warming, as you can see, is not caused by humans. It is that pregnant duck at the top of screen that is sucking up all of our air. 1.2044 0.04162 137 114 18 5
4064 You seem to be hiding the rest of the world behind your back! 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
4065 Now, tell them about the hurt you felt when you learned you were oval and not a circle. 1.2044 0.03896 137 112 22 3
4066 „See? If there was a problem she would speak now!“ 1.2042 0.03811 142 116 23 3
4067 Folks, please welcome Gaia here - she is in town just to soak up a little atmosphere... 1.2042 0.03940 142 117 21 4
4068 I can now say with absolute certainty: Earth is as flat as a pancake! 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
4069 Its the western version of the Euro, Trumps face is on the back. 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
4070 I’m for open borders—but all you say is “Build the Canal.” 1.2041 0.03854 147 121 22 4
4071 She’s turning her stance yet again! 1.2041 0.04089 147 123 18 6
4072 I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine,... you’re no Jack Kennedy. 1.2038 0.03697 157 129 24 4
4073 Oh, sorry! I’m mean climate change not global warming. 1.2038 0.03806 157 130 22 5
4074 Mr. Atlas, will you please step out? 1.2038 0.03585 157 128 26 3
4075 Global warming is REAL!! I feel it in my core! 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
4076 She doesn’t even go here! 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
4077 As you can see, my opponent doesn't stand a chance! 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
4078 If elected, I promise to save the planet by shrinking it. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
4079 Another rude inter-eruption. 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
4080 I can see your ice cap, need I say more? 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
4081 Despite appearances, I am quite certain the earth is flat! 1.2030 0.04369 133 112 15 6
4082 People of Earth, you are making it really warm in here. 1.2030 0.03813 133 108 23 2
4083 This isn’t fair! I can’t debate CLIMATE SCIENCE with Mother Earth !! 1.2030 0.04237 133 111 17 5
4084 It's not only warming, it's deflating! 1.2030 0.03959 133 109 21 3
4085 Your argument is flat, and your logic is confined in a circle. 1.2030 0.03660 133 107 25 1
4086 While my opponent supports unrealistic policies like the Green New Deal. 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
4087 My opponent's arguments are giving a whole new meaning to the flat earth theory! 1.2029 0.04135 138 115 18 5
4088 I"m here to tell you about climate change first hand. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
4089 Our guest speaker tonight, on the topic of Climate Change, is Gaia. 1.2029 0.04005 138 114 20 4
4090 Hold it right there, tubby. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
4091 My opponent uses a lot of big words, but what does he have to back them up? 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
4092 I'm letting you know at the onset that I won't be bullied during this debate. 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
4093 This is where we were coming from before landing on Mar... 1.2027 0.03830 148 122 22 4
4094 You don't scare me 1.2027 0.04063 148 124 18 6
4095 Now just minute, I think your anti-flat earth bias is showing! 1.2026 0.03634 153 125 25 3
4096 And now a word from the shrinking earth society. 1.2026 0.03974 153 128 19 6
4097 Wait! Don't take my spotlight 1.2026 0.03751 153 126 23 4
4098 Xenophobic nightmare comes true. 1.2026 0.03974 153 128 19 6
4099 I’m here in spite of the revolution. 1.2025 0.03784 158 131 22 5
4100 Stop World, I wanna get off! 1.2025 0.03889 158 132 20 6
4101 And now for the opposing viewpoint... 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
4102 We like to think of it as an open floor plan. 1.2024 0.03436 168 137 28 3
4103 My opponent is blind to the beauties of the free market and capitalism, and is, indeed....A SOCIALIST! 1.2023 0.03171 173 139 33 1
4104 Due to space limitations I will gain be representing Jupiter. 1.2018 0.04692 114 96 13 5
4105 I would like to point out that this candidate has ignored New zealand! 1.2018 0.04855 114 97 11 6
4106 Although mah opponent's accomplishments are indisputable, his arrogance is without precedent. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
4107 I sense you are drifting away from this debate. 1.2016 0.04588 129 110 12 7
4108 "The opposition has been overcome by the weight of the world." 1.2016 0.03872 129 105 22 2
4109 ok, Gaia, speak into the mike 1.2016 0.04026 129 106 20 3
4110 So do you want to vote for me or Global Domination?" 1.2015 0.03787 134 109 23 2
4111 For a little help in finally solving the mystery, please join me in welcoming Easter Island to the stage. 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
4112 But what have you done for us lately?! 1.2014 0.04107 139 116 18 5
4113 When in debate, I simply prefer to roll over. 1.2014 0.03707 139 113 24 2
4114 I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
4115 And now, we will listen to my opponent's view from the world-at-large. 1.2014 0.03845 139 114 22 3
4116 Although we can certainly appreciate your fire and fury, we simply aren’t willing to negotiate a peace agreement at this time. 1.2014 0.03978 139 115 20 4
4117 On second thought, if we build a Second Tiny wall just South of the Banana Republics, Americans could once again enjoy their restful evenings. We would in essence be left with only one Sh_t hole country at our Southern boarder instead of eight." 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
4118 Be specific. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
4119 the old Al Gore in my space act will not do, Sir! 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
4120 So-you're feeling warmer. Could it be menopause? 1.2013 0.04362 149 128 12 9
4121 I don't care what you say, global warming does't exist! 1.2013 0.03807 149 123 22 4
4122 I agree...the Dolphins should take over the world. 1.2013 0.03686 149 122 24 3
4123 To my left is the... competition. 1.2013 0.03924 149 124 20 5
4124 "So you're committed to saving the world, are you? And just why should we believe that you're any different from the rest?" 1.2013 0.03841 154 128 21 5
4125 Imma let you finish. 1.2013 0.03613 154 126 25 3
4126 This... all of the world, is a LIAR! 1.2013 0.03762 159 132 22 5
4127 The SCIENTISTS?? And now even YOU say you're too hot. Why don't you just turn down the air conditioning? 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
4128 When you're hot, you're not! 1.2013 0.03867 159 133 20 6
4129 Look people. I know that check-in was a nightmare. Please be patient. 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
4130 Just give it up. We all know you’re flat. 1.2000 0.04144 130 108 18 4
4131 My response to that is if Earth doesn't Love it here then he can Leave 1.2000 0.04310 135 114 15 6
4132 You may be worldly wise, but ... 1.2000 0.03820 140 115 22 3
4133 Whoa, let's not let your problems get too big. 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
4134 Why can't we just all get along? 1.2000 0.03952 140 116 20 4
4135 But the emails... 1.2000 0.04325 140 119 14 7
4136 Fellow members, that is why we have adopted the song, "You and Me Against the World" as our theme 1.2000 0.04106 145 122 17 6
4137 Speaking for myself... 1.2000 0.03592 155 127 25 3
4138 I say to all of you in the audience. Will you elect a flat candidate who continues to use this stage in order to circumvent the major issues? 1.2000 0.03740 145 119 23 3
4139 Mr. Earth wait your turn 1.2000 0.04080 140 117 18 5
4140 “I will not debate this any further! Obviously the Earth is flat!” -Dr. Flat Earther “Mother Earth, your rebuttle?” -Debate Coordinator “Now I know you didn’t just call your Momma Flat!” 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
4141 I'm not flat! 1.2000 0.04013 150 126 18 6
4142 To achieve world peace we must not tolerate the image of North America spitting on South America 1.2000 0.04436 135 115 13 7
4143 He found the other candidate's world view to be a bit polemic 1.1987 0.03571 156 128 25 3
4144 Go ahead, the deniers dare you to make your case. 1.1987 0.03903 156 131 19 6
4145 I tried to friend you on Facebook. 1.1987 0.03761 151 125 22 4
4146 And this balloon represents his inflated view of America.... 1.1987 0.03877 151 126 20 5
4147 I would like to ask my opponent in this debate 'Why she did not speak up before !" 1.1986 0.04194 146 124 15 7
4148 Sure,North America is a major world power. But weren't you made in China ? 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
4149 Sir, you speak roundly! 1.1986 0.03962 146 122 19 5
4150 I must say my opponent looks unusually discomforting today. 1.1986 0.03716 146 120 23 3
4151 I stand by my statement that Mercacator is, and always will be, the gold standard of projections! 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
4152 How about another billion so we can keep using fossil fuels? 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
4153 Now let’s see if those heads on Easter Island can talk. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
4154 Your mamma's so flat.... 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
4155 No, no, I said, “Africa.” 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
4156 Everybody knows you're flat. Fake News! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
4157 Admit it -- you have nationalist tendencies! 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
4158 Based on the facts before us, my opponent cannot disprove my assertion that black is land and white is water. 1.1985 0.03880 136 112 21 3
4159 And my opponent, who is pro global warming, is just a hot head. 1.1985 0.03819 131 107 22 2
4160 And I submit that the real crisis is that you're full of sh*thole countries! 1.1985 0.04255 131 110 16 5
4161 I've seen global warming, and you sir- are no global warming. 1.1985 0.03970 131 108 20 3
4162 My opponent is making heated arguments using constantly changing half truths. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
4163 Right but if I go, you’re coming with me. 1.1984 0.04510 126 107 13 6
4164 I grant you,your rhetoric is earthy,but frankly,it's hard not to conclude you're all wet when it comes to the facts of the matter. 1.1983 0.04331 121 101 16 4
4165 So, let me introduce to you the most worldly individual I have ever met! 1.1983 0.04638 121 103 12 6
4166 Oh! Great Mother tell us if we are exceptional? 1.1975 0.03664 157 130 23 4
4167 How unfair of you to call me anti-globalist! 1.1974 0.03620 152 125 24 3
4168 How do you go to the bathroom? 1.1974 0.03853 152 127 20 5
4169 Atlas shrugged, then stumbled. 1.1974 0.03739 152 126 22 4
4170 Stop generalizing! 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
4171 Will the distinguished planet yield to a spec? 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
4172 And I say global warming is a hoax! 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
4173 And so, in conclusion, I challenge you, the world, to commit to be a cleaner and more empathetic place. 1.1973 0.03694 147 121 23 3
4174 Earth to the rebuttal! 1.1973 0.03938 147 123 19 5
4175 And now speaking about global warming, The World! 1.1972 0.04150 142 120 16 6
4176 I was told this will be the most watched debate ever. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
4177 No need to say it; I can already feel you warming. 1.1972 0.03771 142 117 22 3
4178 What in the World is This! 1.1972 0.04028 142 119 18 5
4179 As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, my opponent is full of nothing but hot air. 1.1971 0.03712 137 112 23 2
4180 Science has not yet provided sufficient evidence! 1.1971 0.03854 137 113 21 3
4181 As you can see, there’s a world of difference between our opinions here.” Sasha Smith, New York Cit 1.1971 0.04252 137 116 15 6
4182 Okay, I admit it - global warming is real and we need to cut greenhouse gas emissions! 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
4183 I can assure you that pollution will subside in 15 years. By then we will be dumping our garbage on Mars. 1.1971 0.03565 137 111 25 1
4184 Please, there's no need for ad hominem attacks. 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
4185 OMG! The globe is only two-dimensional. 1.1970 0.04360 132 112 14 6
4186 What I have here today is a revolution in the world of earth science! 1.1970 0.03943 132 109 20 3
4187 This really is a global movement. 1.1969 0.04336 127 107 15 5
4188 I am ashamed because I know what my opponent is. He is a racist. He is a con man. And he is a cheat. 1.1969 0.04037 127 105 19 3
4189 Now, this may be an unpopular opinion... 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
4190 Our speaker is the world famous bubble gum champ. 1.1962 0.03752 158 132 21 5
4191 You may be a world renowned expert, but I think I know my constituents! 1.1961 0.03477 153 125 26 2
4192 Trump Tower” here, “Trump Tower” there, “Trump Tower” everywhere 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
4193 How can we trust my opponent after Krakatoa? 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
4194 I have no earthly idea where he is. 1.1961 0.03830 153 128 20 5
4195 If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: Covfefe! 1.1959 0.04142 148 126 15 7
4196 Ther are two sides on this issue! 1.1959 0.03543 148 121 25 2
4197 Stop orbiting around and firm up your position already! 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
4198 I mean,aren't people only supposed to be 70% water? 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
4199 All together now: 1.1958 0.03748 143 118 22 3
4200 Everything gets so blown out of proportion these days. 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
4201 My opponent is blue with envy. Even if some think he is deep he is changing and can not be trusted. 1.1958 0.03475 143 116 26 1
4202 Wee man, Americans, all of us, refuse to bow down to dictators! 1.1958 0.03877 143 119 20 4
4203 Unfortunately, Mr. Trump is unable to join us for this evening's Meteorological Society " Climate Futures" debate ...so let's move straight on to the weather forecast now and have a look at the chart for the next couple of days... 1.1958 0.04123 143 121 16 6
4204 Hold on you mean there’s no one left to represent your planet? 1.1958 0.03614 143 117 24 2
4205 Hold you comments. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
4206 ...and in the upper left the former 48 States, as they appeared pre-climate change. 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
4207 Yes, I know the routine; ' HE has, you & me sister, in HIS hands ...Blah, blah, the WHOLE world in HIS hands....' So, pray tell, how is HE able to 'wash his hands? 1.1955 0.04197 133 112 16 5
4208 I’m King of the world!! 1.1955 0.03767 133 109 22 2
4209 See for yourself; there’s no evidence of global warming whatsoever. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
4210 I don’t care what you say. Global warming is a myth!! 1.1955 0.04460 133 114 12 7
4211 My opponent claims his climate is changing, yet he says nothing to defend himself here ... on the world stage. 1.1955 0.03916 133 110 20 3
4212 And I’m against globe-alization too! 1.1955 0.04059 133 111 18 4
4213 But all she offers is a noun , a verb and "Climate Change" 1.1953 0.04159 128 107 17 4
4214 Oh, but before they claimed that the science around climate change spoke for itself. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
4215 Some things will go on, with us or without us. 1.1953 0.03852 128 105 21 2
4216 To answer your question, no, not conjoined twins. 1.1953 0.04304 128 108 15 5
4217 Despite repeated denials it's obvious my opponent is flat. 1.1953 0.04008 128 106 19 3
4218 I've set up this debate to discuss the merits of scaleability 1.1953 0.03588 169 141 23 5
4219 It's time to meet our first panelist on "Planetary Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!" 1.1951 0.03447 164 135 26 3
4220 now will you please stop interrupting! 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
4221 please let me speak, for I am your home. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
4222 Moderator . . . moderator: He is allowed to inflate himself like that? Was that in the rules? I didn't see that in the rules! 1.1950 0.03622 159 132 23 4
4223 Weather as we knew it has left the building........ 1.1950 0.03835 159 134 19 6
4224 Remember planets are for people! 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
4225 What America needs right now is an outsider. 1.1949 0.04214 118 98 17 3
4226 Who can point out to us where we are today? 1.1948 0.03578 154 127 24 3
4227 Atlas, I finally get to debate my opponent 1.1946 0.03889 149 125 19 5
4228 Shape up or we'll move out. 1.1944 0.03852 144 120 20 4
4229 Can we really take the word of someone on NASA's payroll? 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
4230 You know, you can be kind of a bully! 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
4231 Planet Podium gets heated. 1.1942 0.03804 139 115 21 3
4232 You seem a bit heated, take a chill pill. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
4233 You expect people to believe that Natural Order is an argument. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
4234 I have it in good authority that my opponent feels indebted to China. 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
4235 And as final proof that what I'm saying is inarguable, please note that my opponent stands mute! 1.1940 0.03889 134 111 20 3
4236 and now- to speak its own case - May I introduce Earth 1.1940 0.04168 134 113 16 5
4237 Now time to welcome Christopher Columbus to the stage, and let him tell us what he thought would happen next. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
4238 No, YOU'RE the puppet. 1.1940 0.03742 134 110 22 2
4239 If I am elected, I will represent more than just the Americas! 1.1938 0.03980 129 107 19 3
4240 As you can see, Gandalph has turned himself into an giant inflatable globe. I am sure what point he is making, but I think any prick would be able to pop a hole in his argument. 1.1935 0.04077 124 103 18 3
4241 When I said you were his oyster, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
4242 Mr. Earth, I'm not sure you're seeing things correctly, but clearly you are flatter than the postcard I sent to my friend across your Atlantic Ocean. 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
4243 Give us 22 minutes and we'll give you the world. 1.1933 0.03371 150 122 27 1
4244 The potentially deleterious consequences of climate change will never be a concept that any right-thinking person will ever warm-up to and embrace. 1.1933 0.03626 150 124 23 3
4245 Harvard, harder to get to than the North Pole. 1.1933 0.03979 150 127 17 6
4246 Stop following me around the stage. 1.1933 0.03865 150 126 19 5
4247 Guys, I think Earth wants no-deal Universexit... 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
4248 But I like my pickup truck, Mr. Earth 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
4249 Ladies and gentlemen, speaking sui generis tonight....! 1.1930 0.03246 171 140 29 2
4250 You can feel the heat 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
4251 I will destroy you mother! 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
4252 If you look closely, the other speaker is now swimming near the Panama Canal. 1.1929 0.04042 140 118 17 5
4253 And Mexico, no South America will pay for the wall ! 1.1929 0.03913 140 117 19 4
4254 I’m afraid you’re not as big as you used to be. 1.1929 0.03779 140 116 21 3
4255 Like I said before, you are as flat as your affect! 1.1928 0.03409 166 137 26 3
4256 And, now, a word from the world. World take it away. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
4257 City Arts and Lectures is proud to welcome the Pacific Gyre. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
4258 I think all of you can see that I am perfectly comfortable standing here; that there is not a single degree of excessive heat coming off of my opponent...clearly she's lying!! 1.1925 0.03688 161 135 21 5
4259 as you already know … my opponent refutes my explanation as to who is responsible for global warming 1.1923 0.03952 130 108 19 3
4260 You claim to be well rounded, but as everyone can see, you just fall flat. 1.1923 0.04243 130 110 15 5
4261 May I submit to you that I do have a very worldly view of things 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
4262 I really hate these debate competitions where I’m supposed to defend the use of fossil fuels. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
4263 Mother does NOT always know best! 1.1921 0.03480 151 124 25 2
4264 Global Warming Show & Tell 1.1921 0.03605 151 125 23 3
4265 Ladies and gentlemen, my opponent is a flat-earther in globalist clothing. 1.1921 0.03842 151 127 19 5
4266 Um, actually, Global Warming is fake news; you have no evidence to prove it otherwise. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
4267 Go West People, Go West! 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
4268 Stop trying to pull me off my tangent 1.1920 0.04204 125 105 16 4
4269 My opponent calls it Climate Change. I call it a flip-flop. 1.1920 0.04355 125 106 14 5
4270 My opponent has water on the brain. 1.1919 0.03433 172 143 25 4
4271 You and me against the world, Sometimes it seems like you and me against the world. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4272 I'm entitled to my opinion! 1.1918 0.03804 146 122 20 4
4273 I refuse to yield my time to my blue and green colleague. 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4274 At the Global Convention, there was no getting around the fact that the Earth is indeed round. 1.1918 0.03547 146 120 24 2
4275 As you can clearly see in this debate, denial of global warming just got the better of my esteemed colleague. 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
4276 This proves that his beach ball is bigger than any other president's! 1.1918 0.04045 146 124 16 6
4277 Before we blame this all on climate change, let's just see where you are in your cycle. 1.1918 0.03547 146 120 24 2
4278 Do you think you can unilaterally decide on the future of the Earth? 1.1918 0.03677 146 121 22 3
4279 Gaia Rights Debate 1.1917 0.03977 120 99 19 2
4280 ...and on this side, we have the perfect example of 'the Haves versus the Have-nots.'" 1.1917 0.04475 120 102 13 5
4281 In a sinister move, Presidential Hopeful raises Carbon levels in order to melt his opponent during a nationally televised debate.” 1.1915 0.04140 141 120 15 6
4282 The flat earth society won't debate me 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
4283 First my opponent went on about the global economy. Then he ranted about global warming. I say "America First!" 1.1915 0.03887 141 118 19 4
4284 We made Americas great again, tomorrow the world. 1.1914 0.03561 162 135 23 4
4285 The World can speak for herself! 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
4286 My opponent in this climate change debate can't even speak up for itself. Why on earth should we believe it? 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
4287 It was Stew against the World. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
4288 Man needs to take into account, Mother nature has an opinion too. 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
4289 Your natural resources? 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
4290 And another thing... 1.1911 0.03630 157 131 22 4
4291 I've got the world on a podium. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
4292 Now it's your turn, Mother Nature. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
4293 See there the earth is round. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
4294 Time and again my opponent’s inaccurate projections have distorted reality and that should shake us all to our cores. 1.1905 0.04018 126 105 18 3
4295 Wait, you were supposed to come in later! 1.1905 0.03901 147 124 18 5
4296 I don't care how loud you yell sir, I'm always going to be round. 1.1905 0.03857 126 104 20 2
4297 I just rolled in from orbit and boy, is my ozone layer depleted! 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
4298 The dream of a post-border continent...of course we'll call it America. 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
4299 You are a cheap recreation of my Mother! 1.1905 0.04133 147 126 14 7
4300 I've upped my carbon usage, World. Up yours! 1.1905 0.03655 147 122 22 3
4301 So you want me to explain why I'm thinking of turning off the magnetic field.. 1.1905 0.03525 147 121 24 2
4302 You’ve no rights because you’re not registered. 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
4303 I don't care what you say, you're not changing! 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
4304 Stop parroting liberal talking points! 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
4305 Hey, there's no need to be snippy. 1.1902 0.03320 163 134 27 2
4306 ...and here we see a crazy chicken and a tornado. 1.1902 0.03945 163 140 15 8
4307 That explains the gaping hole in the wall... 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
4308 I object! My opponent is lurking again. 1.1901 0.03862 142 119 19 4
4309 My world view? I see the big picture as if it's standing right in front of me. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
4310 And here at long last, before you, is proof of the Southeast Passage!! 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
4311 Global warming is no excuse for all that hot air. 1.1901 0.03594 142 117 23 2
4312 My opponent is perfectly comfortable with 3rd place. I say, you deserve better. 1.1901 0.03731 142 118 21 3
4313 My opponent seems needlessly hot under the collar. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
4314 A flat earth is not really up for debate. 1.1901 0.04282 121 102 15 4
4315 You appear to be as healthy as can be but our industry is polluted from all the regulations! 1.1899 0.03719 158 133 20 5
4316 Obviously,my opponent doesn't even belong in this universe! 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
4317 During this debate on climate policy I 1.1898 0.04213 137 117 14 6
4318 And I resent, Sir, the implication that I have just flooded you with a bunch of hot air!" 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
4319 We now want to kick-off the planetary session of the conference... 1.1898 0.03668 137 113 22 2
4320 You're on sitting on the axis of evil! 1.1898 0.03950 137 115 18 4
4321 You will not replace me! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
4322 My opponent's foreign policy promises are grossly inflated. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
4323 At the top you see the land mass that is causing the system collapse. 1.1892 0.04218 148 128 12 8
4324 I speak for the world. 1.1892 0.03877 148 125 18 5
4325 Don't worry, you've only got the weight of the world on your shoulders. 1.1892 0.03503 148 122 24 2
4326 Watch out world, I'm coming for you! 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
4327 I am *paying* for this microphone! 1.1890 0.03413 164 136 25 3
4328 Now, let's hear from planet Earth herself and her opinions on whether Pluto should be a planet or not. Ms. Earth, can you tell us what you think? 1.1890 0.03626 164 138 21 5
4329 I know you're upset about the receding hair line, we're working on new treatments. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
4330 I have invited my dear friend Mother Earth here to tell you all how great she really feels. 1.1888 0.03707 143 119 21 3
4331 Welcome. Be my guest. 1.1887 0.03238 159 130 28 1
4332 Look at you. You ought to sweat off a few pounds. 1.1885 0.03918 122 101 19 2
4333 And in 2020, I'll be making America even greater. ALL of it. 1.1884 0.03923 138 116 18 4
4334 Who speaks for Earth? (And thank you, Carl Sagan, for asking us this question a while ago.) 1.1884 0.03496 138 113 24 1
4335 You win, there is global warming plus global shrinkage. 1.1884 0.04184 138 118 14 6
4336 .....and that's why you are on a stage now. 1.1884 0.03644 138 114 22 2
4337 Tonight, Earth is on fire! 1.1883 0.03773 154 130 19 5
4338 Look! You can see..... " We are the WORLD!!" 1.1883 0.03884 154 131 17 6
4339 Nonsense! My argument represents the greater good. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
4340 Now, those running on the Democratic side are… 1.1880 0.03720 133 110 21 2
4341 WAAA WAAA WAAA! All my opponent does is complain! 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
4342 If I hear you conflate climate and weather one more time, I’m going to roll over you. 1.1880 0.04154 133 113 15 5
4343 Today's hypothetical is God doing a make over." 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
4344 I'm happy to introduce the globe, who will testify that it has a fever. 1.1879 0.03610 149 124 22 3
4345 I am not a resource. I am the World. 1.1879 0.03733 149 125 20 4
4346 Your issues are too big, I can't hear any more. 1.1879 0.03349 149 122 26 1
4347 I’ll agree with one thing my opponent just said: Voters have a critical choice to make next Tuesday. 1.1875 0.03549 144 119 23 2
4348 Did the dinosaurs vote for that idea, World? 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
4349 And my oponit claims to have the weight of the world on his shoulders! But” 1.1875 0.03961 128 107 18 3
4350 And do not refer to my opponent as "Homey"! 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
4351 World, shmorld, after taxes we got what? 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
4352 Yes, it's the first World End, and is only available until Doomsday! 1.1871 0.03860 155 132 17 6
4353 I feel hot 1.1871 0.03637 155 130 21 4
4354 And by 2019, construction was begun on the Great Wall of Canada. 1.1871 0.03637 155 130 21 4
4355 This is not the way New Zealand wanted to get on the map. 1.1871 0.03637 155 130 21 4
4356 They're All against me, every last one of them! 1.1871 0.03620 139 115 22 2
4357 Look I hate to break it to you but if you’re round then that would make me wrong, which is simply impossible. 1.1867 0.03482 166 139 23 4
4358 A whole new world -a new fantastic point of view... 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
4359 'My opponent is an enemy of the People ' 1.1867 0.03711 150 126 20 4
4360 But what about Newfoundland? 1.1866 0.04126 134 114 15 5
4361 on the other side of the coi 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
4362 This is the Southland. You can’t express those views. 1.1866 0.03695 134 111 21 2
4363 Hold on a minute, now. That's just YOUR opinion! 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
4364 If being wordly, were all you require, take my opponent. 1.1866 0.03844 134 112 19 3
4365 Excuse me, I’m speaking now. You’ll get your turn. 1.1864 0.04161 118 99 16 3
4366 We will now hear from the world champion speaker. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
4367 Mother knows best.” Lynne Ruffini, West Hurley, N 1.1864 0.04495 118 101 12 5
4368 Make North America great again! 1.1863 0.03321 161 133 26 2
4369 I'd like to introduce our keynote speaker, who has a World of comments to share. 1.1862 0.03388 145 119 25 1
4370 I don't care what you say, I'm right! 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
4371 I am the Donald and you are not even a grain of sand in the Universe. 1.1862 0.04034 145 124 15 6
4372 No matter what the entire world says, I still think it's a Chinese hoax. 1.1862 0.03913 145 123 17 5
4373 My opponent only cares about himself when it comes to his policies. 1.1860 0.04229 129 110 14 5
4374 Thank you Earth for your introduction. As you can see the Western Hemisphere matters and we are going to be great again! 1.1860 0.03611 129 106 22 1
4375 My opponent can't even control his own warming. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
4376 Lord, God, what a majority! 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
4377 My opponent in today's debate is an old friend I haven't seen for 30 years...all I can say is ,it's a small world..... 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4378 I'm sorry, where exactly is your mouth? Or your eyes? It's a small thing, but I like to look people in the eyes when I speak to them. 1.1857 0.03737 140 117 20 3
4379 Bye, bye, Miss American Pie 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4380 AI Maps 4.0 will roll out this Spring 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4381 You're not real, so therefore I win! 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4382 And how does your agenda help us? 1.1857 0.03872 140 118 18 4
4383 Now don't you get heated with me! 1.1855 0.03687 124 102 21 1
4384 And that little spot in the muddle is Brexit. 1.1854 0.03566 151 126 22 3
4385 Introducing.......World B. Free!!!!!! 1.1854 0.03806 151 128 18 5
4386 Whoa! The small globe! 1.1852 0.03527 162 136 22 4
4387 My name is Scott Pilgrim. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
4388 You're damn right I'll go up against you! 1.1852 0.03302 162 134 26 2
4389 Man has debate with the earth 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
4390 Excuse me, Globe Guy, but it’s not like you have a say in this any more! 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
4391 As promised; the worldly viewpoint! 1.1852 0.03517 135 111 23 1
4392 'Turn around. Show everyone the old earth'. 1.1852 0.03818 135 113 19 3
4393 Your right, but, my wife drives a Prius! 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
4394 '"You're no ball of fire either." 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
4395 My opponent wants you to think she looks out all of us. But did you know that billions on Earth are terribly poor — and what's more, they're mostly people of color? So, I ask you this: Who's really looking out for you? Earth? Or me, Pete Buttigieg? 1.1849 0.03637 146 122 21 3
4396 What do you mean Nancy Pelosi sent you to refute the emergency need for a beautiful border wall? 1.1849 0.03888 146 124 17 5
4397 While you do have a very compelling case supporting Flat Earth, I must remind you that your word is "loquacious". 1.1849 0.03765 146 123 19 4
4398 Now, direct your eyes to the big blue ball to my left. 1.1847 0.03479 157 131 23 3
4399 Please wait until I call on you. 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
4400 My Opponent maintains he's the salt of the earth! 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
4401 Sure! Lord it OVER us! 1.1844 0.03712 141 118 20 3
4402 And I see that you have 5,972,000,000,000,000,000,000 tons of weight on your shoulders. 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
4403 Except for the commies, not so many s-hole countries in this hemisphere. 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
4404 ...and furthermore, my opponent doesn’t even speak English! 1.1844 0.03846 141 119 18 4
4405 It's ideas like those that let the terra-rists win. 1.1844 0.04101 141 121 14 6
4406 Indiana Jones and The Temple Doomed By Global Warming 1.1844 0.04101 141 121 14 6
4407 Where in the world are we? 1.1844 0.03573 141 117 22 2
4408 Your five minutes are up! Moderator--! 1.1842 0.03290 152 125 26 1
4409 It's high time the voice of Earth is heard now. 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
4410 When I said. “What the hell is going on with Global Waming? Please come back fast, we need you!” I was just being rhetorical. 1.1838 0.03493 136 112 23 1
4411 This world's too big for the both of us. 1.1838 0.03646 136 113 21 2
4412 Your lectern was only meant for Al Gore. 1.1838 0.03933 136 115 17 4
4413 Enough hperglobe! 1.1838 0.04069 136 116 15 5
4414 I dont care what you look like, I still say your flat! 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
4415 Furthermore, warmer temperatures decrease my steak grilling time and shorten the time it takes for my bathtub to fill up with hot water. 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
4416 Look, the earth has come to take revenge on us for taking its polar ice cap, I really want to say I told you so! 1.1837 0.03205 147 120 27 0
4417 And now welcome our special gue... STOP! 1.1837 0.03615 147 123 21 3
4418 That's the classic 'appeal to the masses' fallacy! 1.1835 0.03574 158 133 21 4
4419 Help me welcome our guest speaker - the creator of the Flat Earth Society! 1.1833 0.03922 120 100 18 2
4420 Welcome to our world. 1.1832 0.03723 131 109 20 2
4421 I should at least be King of the Western Hemisphere, if not the whole world! 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
4422 They come in peace, they’re only looking for water, air and shelter. 1.1831 0.03407 142 117 24 1
4423 Morphing is impressive. But I offer stability! 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
4424 Please lower your weather. 1.1831 0.03688 142 119 20 3
4425 I don't see Nations! I see Dictators! 1.1830 0.03399 153 127 24 2
4426 Keep your cool! You're not THAT big Ms. Earth. 1.1830 0.03524 153 128 22 3
4427 Get real- with the Wall nearly done and 2% of the world's population behind me, why do I need to listen to a bunch of losers like you? 1.1825 0.04422 126 109 11 6
4428 You don't intimidate me...there is no such thing as climate change. 1.1825 0.04276 126 108 13 5
4429 Act like the whole world is about to judge your speech. 1.1825 0.04125 126 107 15 4
4430 And if we look to my left, I can show you the world. Shinning, shimmering, splendid” 1.1825 0.04173 137 118 13 6
4431 God thought it would be better for it to come straight from the horse's mouth. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
4432 Holy guacamole, it is about to burst! 1.1825 0.03470 137 113 23 1
4433 And you, my friend, or a radical environmentalist! 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
4434 Let’s give a rousing welcome to our keynote speaker, The Global Economy! 1.1824 0.03327 148 122 25 1
4435 Is it true what Beyoncé’ says, do girls run the World? 1.1824 0.03718 148 125 19 4
4436 Trump: There's no global warming as you can see. 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
4437 In conclusion, it's cold outside. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
4438 I've been upstaged by a prop! 1.1818 0.04064 154 134 12 8
4439 But the A.C.'s on! 1.1818 0.03537 132 109 22 1
4440 Clearly we are in agreement. You seem to be warming up to my belief that fossil fuel consumption is harmless. 1.1818 0.03998 132 112 16 4
4441 Our next speaker has a world of experience in Human Lack-of-Change Studies. 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
4442 The next speaker will be satellited in once we have a lnk 1.1818 0.03924 143 122 16 5
4443 And now, back by popular demand, put your hands together for GOD! 1.1818 0.03850 132 111 18 3
4444 Sure, you’re worldly, but I figured out how to keep subscribers signed-into The New Yorker websites! 1.1818 0.04391 121 104 12 5
4445 I see right through all those phony warm feelings you're projecting. 1.1818 0.03697 132 110 20 2
4446 I’m Donald Trump!!! 1.1818 0.03797 143 121 18 4
4447 Man: It's not all about you. 1.1818 0.03737 154 131 18 5
4448 I was thinking much flatter. 1.1812 0.03748 160 137 17 6
4449 America is now GREAT! Promise Made, Promise Kept 1.1812 0.04046 149 129 13 7
4450 I knew America. America was a friend of mine. Believe me, Senator, you're no American! 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
4451 Yeah, don’t flat-earth yourself. 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
4452 You don't seem to be going around the sun right now. 1.1812 0.03598 138 115 21 2
4453 But can my opponent promise "Free Pizza Fridays"? 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
4454 Don’t believe Mother. She’s full of hot air! 1.1812 0.03742 138 116 19 3
4455 Some say he’s got the whole world on his stand but l know better! 1.1812 0.03881 138 117 17 4
4456 I'm sure we can all agree ... 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
4457 Are you sure climate change is real? 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
4458 I’ve changed my mind. There is such a thing as climate change! 1.1806 0.03360 155 129 24 2
4459 Just another Davos-style globalist. 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
4460 Cool your rhetoric! Your stormy outbursts will convince no one. 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
4461 Before you continue, what we’re the dinosaurs really like? 1.1806 0.03641 144 121 20 3
4462 Yeah, but Columbus was a moron, and anyway that don't prove you ain't flat... 1.1806 0.03899 144 123 16 5
4463 World domination is so seventeen century. 1.1806 0.03364 144 119 24 1
4464 You haven't changed at all. 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
4465 However, my opponent... 1.1805 0.03824 133 112 18 3
4466 You're such a loser. 1.1805 0.03672 133 111 20 2
4467 And if you'll look here at our 3D map. 1.1805 0.03672 133 111 20 2
4468 There you go again...trying to get the last word. 1.1803 0.03495 122 100 22 0
4469 My opponent is worthy, but easily influenced by fake science. 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
4470 All those running against the GOP incumbent in the 2020 Presidential election, shout, "Facts are not fake news." 1.1800 0.03548 150 126 21 3
4471 And no matter what my opponent thinks... 1.1800 0.03792 150 128 17 5
4472 And regardless of the terraqueous knowledge of my opponent... 1.1799 0.03717 139 117 19 3
4473 This would be a lot easier if I was flat. 1.1799 0.03425 139 115 23 1
4474 Apparently there is life on other planets too! 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
4475 Yes an SUV. What are you driving at?" 1.1799 0.03855 139 118 17 4
4476 I don't care what her record says; I'm here to tell you that she's been flip-flopping for years. 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
4477 My sixty seconds isn't up yet! 1.1799 0.03574 139 116 21 2
4478 Your points are falling a bit flat 1.1799 0.03988 139 119 15 5
4479 You may be the entire planet earth, but you're not God. So shut up. 1.1799 0.04116 139 120 13 6
4480 You say you feel bloated? 1.1799 0.03269 139 114 25 0
4481 Does anyone know what this sphere is trying to tell us? 1.1797 0.03751 128 107 19 2
4482 You and whose army?! 1.1796 0.03430 167 141 22 4
4483 i am for peace, where my opponent is obviously for world 1.1795 0.03693 156 133 18 5
4484 Frank lost his job and reputation shortly after his misguided attempt at a “Heavenly Body” joke. #earthtoo 1.1795 0.03462 156 131 22 3
4485 And now we shall hear from Halliwell, our correspondent who is sheltering near that sqiggly line by the Bering Sea. 1.1793 0.03343 145 120 24 1
4486 Just cool off, you hoaxer!! 1.1793 0.03874 145 124 16 5
4487 What my opponent said is wrong, there’s no such thing called “Global Warming”. 1.1793 0.03618 145 122 20 3
4488 It's just not economically feasible! 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
4489 And now a rebuttal from Terra Cotta 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
4490 Your head is so big, it won't fit in the continent of Europe! 1.1791 0.03943 134 114 16 4
4491 Today the world is recursive. 1.1790 0.03492 162 137 21 4
4492 All our problems are here, join my campaign to find a new planet. 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
4493 As you can see the world is very very bigly. 1.1788 0.03769 151 129 17 5
4494 And if I am elected that's what you'll get. 1.1788 0.03650 151 128 19 4
4495 My opponent's campaign is a one-issue wonder. 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
4496 Before the Lorax... 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
4497 At least Pluto is not Flat 1.1786 0.03829 140 119 17 4
4498 My opponent would have you believe the world is his oyster! 1.1786 0.03403 140 116 23 1
4499 May I call you Ted? 1.1786 0.03693 140 118 19 3
4500 They're weren't kidding when they said his speech was out of this world 1.1786 0.03551 140 117 21 2
4501 Your rebuttal? 1.1783 0.03558 129 107 21 1
4502 Stop. I'll go first. Then, it's your turn. garygcampbell@comcast.net 1.1783 0.03883 129 109 17 3
4503 You come here and accuse me of taking money from Big Oil when you’re no stranger to Big Earth 1.1781 0.03596 146 123 20 3
4504 My opponent is a liar 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
4505 When Xi speaks America listens 1.1781 0.03849 146 125 16 5
4506 Think global, vote local politician. 1.1781 0.03462 146 122 22 2
4507 And the Lord Sayeth, "America shall have dominion over all the beasts of the earth and the birds of the air." 1.1778 0.03772 135 114 18 3
4508 And now our sponsor, Earth, Inc. -- working today for a better tomorrow. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
4509 Given your history of peaceful debate, I look forward to being slaughtered at the end of this one 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
4510 I suppose you're going to argue that the environment is more important than the environment. 1.1778 0.03915 135 115 16 4
4511 My main rebuttal? The world is not a podium. 1.1778 0.03303 135 111 24 0
4512 Protect it? Please! Don't be swayed by my opponents leftist liberal agenda. 1.1778 0.04054 135 116 14 5
4513 You may say that I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one… 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
4514 My opponent is racist. 1.1776 0.03746 152 130 17 5
4515 Let me get my lever. 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
4516 This is God’s view. See how easy it is to see the borders? 1.1773 0.03381 141 117 23 1
4517 Stop! In the name of the Flat Earth Society! 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
4518 Welcome, Mr. Trump! 1.1773 0.03804 141 120 17 4
4519 Please....stop globalizing the solution to climate change! 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
4520 And finally, we are pleased that Gaia has accepted the position of head of the EPA. 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
4521 They're coming by the millions, folks! 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
4522 No, no, no. It's not DAIS ex machina." 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
4523 My opponent isn't who they say they are. In fact, I have it on good authority they're nothing more than a Van der Grinten projection. 1.1769 0.03856 130 110 17 3
4524 And if you let them get the Senate and the White House, they'll eliminate all the borders. 1.1769 0.03825 147 126 16 5
4525 Will you just listen to me mother? Can't you see the world's changing? 1.1769 0.03825 147 126 16 5
4526 The atmosphere in the room heats up as the Green Party candidate is asked about their views on Pluto's legitimacy 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
4527 You heard what I said...climate change is a hoax! 1.1768 0.03453 164 139 21 4
4528 I hereby announce my intention to quit if you don’t treat me with respect it’s your call. 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
4529 I knew you'd say, "Proof is staring you in the face", that does not change my argument, climate change is a hoax!" 1.1765 0.03484 153 129 21 3
4530 “Lord save us ... America First!” 1.1765 0.03746 136 115 18 3
4531 Wait, you're not our next contestant. We must have you mixed up with Pangea. 1.1765 0.03723 153 131 17 5
4532 My worthy opponent is clearly full of hot air! 1.1761 0.03736 159 137 16 6
4533 The world speaks, yet we acquiesce. 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
4534 It's all about us 1.1761 0.03779 142 121 17 4
4535 Digital, schmigital! I like tangible. 1.1761 0.03645 142 120 19 3
4536 We didn't come here because of global warming, it was a hoax created by opposition. We came here to escape from Facebook, Google. 1.1761 0.04035 142 123 13 6
4537 My opponent doesn't know the first thing about global warming! 1.1761 0.04035 142 123 13 6
4538 Okay, well hang on a minute Bill, let me finish. 1.1761 0.04157 142 124 11 7
4539 Oh, yeah ? Well, I have dominion! 1.1760 0.03778 125 105 18 2
4540 I present to you.....the world! 1.1760 0.03604 125 104 20 1
4541 Ladies and gentleman...This is your world... 1.1758 0.03211 165 138 25 2
4542 I promise to build a wall to keep out all who do not support social justice in the world. 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
4543 I should have brought back up! 1.1757 0.03551 148 125 20 3
4544 I just don't see any proof of climate change 1.1756 0.03672 131 110 19 2
4545 Are you going to freeze us or to cook us? 1.1756 0.03829 131 111 17 3
4546 What the hell is going on with Global Waming? 1.1753 0.03584 154 131 19 4
4547 I'll concede that heat causes expansion, but there's no evidence... 1.1753 0.03339 154 129 23 2
4548 Woah, slow your roll! I let you speak about climate change, but I wanna talk to you about global warming! 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
4549 Okay, is this, like, some kind of Ayn Rand thing? And if it is, should we call an ambulance? 1.1750 0.03496 160 136 20 4
4550 Is it getting hotter and hot in here could we mayb-" "I told you already we are not stopping this debate to get rid of C02! 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
4551 Really? I‘m sweltering over here, and now you tell me the mike was off the entire time? 1.1748 0.03755 143 122 17 4
4552 Today I invited someone of MY caliber. 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
4553 Weltanschauung, Schweltanschauung 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
4554 You've never done one single thing for the American public! 1.1748 0.03621 143 121 19 3
4555 Your comments mean the world to me! 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
4556 Is this the world on your shoulders? 1.1748 0.03483 143 120 21 2
4557 Whoa! You need to do something about that cough, 1.1746 0.03916 126 107 16 3
4558 This is your central conceit, Mr. Trump. 1.1745 0.03262 149 124 24 1
4559 I can show you, The World! 1.1745 0.03777 149 128 16 5
4560 With my opponent's all consuming hot air indeed he will blow up our world. 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
4561 Stop the earth I'm getting off. 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
4562 Have you no sense of decency, sir? 1.1745 0.03398 149 125 22 2
4563 If you're so round, why are you standing still? 1.1745 0.03529 149 126 20 3
4564 There my opponent goes again, vastly exaggerating the situation." Krishna Winston Middletown C 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
4565 Or am I taking you out of context? 1.1742 0.04234 132 115 11 6
4566 I tell you, I am as diwn to earth as my opponent. 1.1742 0.03646 132 111 19 2
4567 You had the whole world . Apparently you still have it on your shoulders. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
4568 You were saying? 1.1739 0.03693 161 139 16 6
4569 And here we see the famous Macondo projection.” 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
4570 Give me a break! That's just a hoax invented by the Chinese. 1.1739 0.03972 138 119 14 5
4571 Forget voting red or blue, let's talk green! 1.1739 0.03238 138 114 24 0
4572 The Midwest "Rules 1.1736 0.03598 144 122 19 3
4573 My opponent seems to believe it’s a living breathing organism! 1.1736 0.03317 144 120 23 1
4574 I want to point out that my opponent's fake sunny smile is proof that there is no such thing as climate change. 1.1733 0.03377 150 126 22 2
4575 And on my right, your left, the representative from the Eastern Hemisphere 1.1732 0.03724 127 107 18 2
4576 The snowstorm was a little bigger than we anticipated. 1.1732 0.03888 127 108 16 3
4577 Don't say it! 1.1731 0.03541 156 133 19 4
4578 And on the Seventh Day, we dug the Panama Canal... 1.1730 0.02892 185 154 30 1
4579 The real Inconvenient Truth is that my opponent brought globe for his demonstration that is much too large. 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
4580 Hello. I'm Donald Trump. 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
4581 Unlike my opponent, I will NOT play into partisan politics! 1.1729 0.03923 133 114 15 4
4582 It’s about time someone paid attention to me! 1.1729 0.03621 133 112 19 2
4583 And that is why I think the earth is flat 1.1729 0.03775 133 113 17 3
4584 But do you have a Twitter? 1.1728 0.03456 162 138 20 4
4585 It's me or the Earth 1.1727 0.03811 139 119 16 4
4586 We needed a roof, but we just built a wall! 1.1727 0.03945 139 120 14 5
4587 Cheer up Greta Thunberg, there is HOPE 1.1724 0.03296 145 121 23 1
4588 OK, you've made your point! 1.1724 0.03296 145 121 23 1
4589 Ok keep this image in your brain. Now imagine it just a blue ball of water... 1.1724 0.03302 174 148 22 4
4590 It really is a National emergency,we really are being over run! 1.1724 0.03575 145 123 19 3
4591 No, it is not yet your turn to speak 1.1722 0.03357 151 127 22 2
4592 I strongly disbelieve my opponent's plan to raise temperatures and wash away my ignorance. 1.1722 0.03610 151 129 18 4
4593 As you can see, and as my former colleague can attest, here we have an example of “global growing”! 1.1722 0.03223 151 126 24 1
4594 And now, for a sketchy view of the world...here’s Bob from our art department. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
4595 And we're building a moat around our hemisphere to keep the hot air n. 1.1720 0.03403 157 133 21 3
4596 My opponent clearly lacks foresight on this matter... 1.1720 0.03635 157 135 17 5
4597 If every vote counted, he wouldn't be your president. 1.1720 0.03521 157 134 19 4
4598 Holy fucking shit it's the entire Earth and I'm supposed to debate it wtf lol. 1.1719 0.04016 128 110 14 4
4599 I don't care what you science-types say, there are NINE! Nine planets in the solar system! 1.1719 0.03697 128 108 18 2
4600 Try and talk your way out of this Mr. Trump 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
4601 I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!! 1.1714 0.03503 140 118 20 2
4602 My opponent is obviously exaggerated." 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
4603 Vote for me because I know more than anyone in the whole world! 1.1714 0.03647 140 119 18 3
4604 Me: *insert unfunny caption here* New Yorker: The Finalists 1.1712 0.04165 146 129 9 8
4605 Well, the debate is nearly over. Man has summarily destroyed the Earth. 1.1712 0.03683 146 125 17 4
4606 Clearly, ladies and gentlemen, the ocean's carbon graphite level is a serious concern. 1.1712 0.03128 146 121 25 0
4607 I think you're being more than a little hysterical 1.1711 0.03588 152 130 18 4
4608 He's got the whole world behind that stand. He's got the whole world behind that stand. He's got the whole world behind that stand. HE'S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD BEHIND THAT STAND!!! 1.1709 0.03894 117 99 16 2
4609 I agreed to debate WENDELL WILLKIE, not his book. 1.1707 0.03950 123 105 15 3
4610 I am the only person here to speak for the planet. If it's just me, clearly we are doomed. 1.1707 0.03778 123 104 17 2
4611 Help me, help you! 1.1707 0.03191 164 138 24 2
4612 Clarify for the folks what you meant by 'the bubble bursting.' 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
4613 What is this? A world for ants? 1.1705 0.04136 129 112 12 5
4614 They said I was paranoid!! 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
4615 As I filibuster, I feel like I carry the wait of the world. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
4616 ...and our specials today are Arctic avocado, Tundra tomatoes, and your all-time favourite — Frigid Framboise. 1.1705 0.03832 129 110 16 3
4617 Just another liberal fake! Moses parted a red sea. 1.1705 0.03987 129 111 14 4
4618 The good news is that fossil fuels still have a fighting chance 1.1705 0.03502 129 108 20 1
4619 This appears to make my colleague's argument moot 1.1705 0.03671 129 109 18 2
4620 this bitch right here looking so fat, he's looking so fat that he makes jupiter look like a WHITE DWARF!!! haha but for real, without this guy i wouldn't have a career... so let's hear it for global warming! i love you man, i fucking love you! 1.1704 0.04009 135 117 13 5
4621 The last thing the world needs is more north-centric rhetoric. 1.1704 0.03414 135 113 21 1
4622 There you go again, avoiding specifics! 1.1704 0.03724 135 115 17 3
4623 At the very least we can save this Earth. 1.1702 0.03623 141 120 18 3
4624 I do not identify this as the earth. The earth should be flat, not like a ball. Every politician knows that. 1.1702 0.03893 141 122 14 5
4625 At the latest debate on climate change: “Upon further reflection, Mother Earth makes a valid point and I will stop driving my car immediately.” 1.1702 0.03760 141 121 16 4
4626 You raise a great point. 1.1701 0.03530 147 125 19 3
4627 These globalists don’t care about your or me! 1.1699 0.03912 153 134 12 7
4628 And I say that 70 percent of the Earth's surface is covered by Dihydrogen Oxide! 1.1699 0.03046 153 127 26 0
4629 Wall?Wall? We don't need no stinking walls. 1.1699 0.03912 153 134 12 7
4630 I hope the next time I get a chance to have the floor I won't be interrupted. 1.1699 0.03317 153 129 22 2
4631 And now for our TWED talk! 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
4632 Don't judge me! 1.1698 0.03363 159 135 21 3
4633 No, sorry, I can’t hear you. 1.1698 0.03592 159 137 17 5
4634 Don't get blown out of shape over climate control. 1.1698 0.03480 159 136 19 4
4635 You have corrupted our youth with threats and false promise! 1.1694 0.03921 124 106 15 3
4636 You and your oceans ... you’re all wet, you’re always splashing and flooding with your waves and your tides and your deep blue sea. And I intend to put a stop to it! 1.1692 0.03645 130 110 18 2
4637 Here we have a contemporary, three dimensional interpretation of a Michelangelo, two dimensional rendering found on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel 1.1692 0.03958 130 112 14 4
4638 Sorry about abuse but we legally have eminent domain here. 1.1692 0.04106 130 113 12 5
4639 You have no proof your stormy misbehavior is due to your alleged fever! 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
4640 It is my pleasure to introduce the talk “The minor challenge society is facing today” 1.1691 0.03843 136 117 15 4
4641 The world's stop going round! Guess there was not enough love. 1.1690 0.03600 142 121 18 3
4642 Whatever... 1.1690 0.03736 142 122 16 4
4643 My opponent demonstrates an extreme lack of focus! 1.1689 0.03508 148 126 19 3
4644 My opponent is my oyster. 1.1689 0.03236 148 124 23 1
4645 Don’t worry about raising the mike. The U.S. always speaks loudest. 1.1689 0.03375 148 125 21 2
4646 I stand here at a podium opposite the planet Earth, which is apparently also here to debate. 1.1688 0.03166 154 129 24 1
4647 Granted, my opinion may not coincide with most ! 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
4648 . . . and furthermore, if you don't mend your ways, you'll be obsolete in just a few decades. 1.1688 0.03423 154 131 20 3
4649 In a couple hundred years, this will look like Rodinia again... 1.1681 0.04015 119 102 14 3
4650 I did see your Instagram Story yesterday. I agree with you—the whole wide world is officially out of my hands. 1.1680 0.03544 125 105 19 1
4651 With all this green earth talk the world has got above itself. 1.1679 0.03524 137 116 19 2
4652 And the biggest loser is!? you guessed it. Us! 1.1679 0.03673 137 117 17 3
4653 I can't be the only one that thinks it's crazy that a scale model of the Earth is the Democratic nominee for president, right? 1.1678 0.03576 143 122 18 3
4654 That concern is obviously overblown. 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
4655 I´m hot too. But you need to check your temper, Sharon! 1.1678 0.03436 143 121 20 2
4656 This isn’t quite what I pictured when the network stressed that inevitable changes to the debate climate were quite real. 1.1678 0.03289 143 120 22 1
4657 And then, God created Trump. 1.1677 0.03524 155 133 18 4
4658 It seems to be no longer moving forward. 1.1677 0.03550 161 139 17 5
4659 The Monroe Doctrine, my friends, is a mere half measure. 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
4660 Behold the Enemy! 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
4661 I am telling you, and you can believe me. It's fake news! Your atmosphere is not heating up! 1.1667 0.04156 120 104 12 4
4662 My opponent, who is the size of a planet, is clearly a victim of the obesity epidemic. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
4663 My world is bigger than yours! 1.1667 0.03420 162 139 19 4
4664 Now would you like to say anything, Afghanistan? 1.1667 0.03594 132 112 18 2
4665 MAGA Make A--holes Go Away 1.1667 0.03942 144 126 12 6
4666 You're wrong. But since democracy means we are EQUALLY entitled to our opinions, let's just agree to disagree and move on. 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
4667 The forces opposed to my policies may seem imposing, but I am in it to win it. 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
4668 HELP NEEDED! APPLY ANYWHERE! 1.1667 0.03984 120 103 14 3
4669 Despite what it says, the world’s roundness is a flat-out lie! 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
4670 Yes, of course, there are lots of other women complaining about this sudden heat from time to time. However, this isn't a reason to change everything right now. 1.1667 0.03751 132 113 16 3
4671 Ok we are going to hear from Earth With her statement that we all agree that it should be Earth first. 1.1667 0.03256 132 110 22 0
4672 Say the secret word and split an extra hundred bucks between you. Now, I see you two share the same last name. I hope that means you’re married. I have the same last name as my brothers, but we we certainly never touched peninsulas. 1.1656 0.03482 157 135 18 4
4673 I accuse my learned opponent of being biased on this matter. 1.1656 0.03239 157 133 22 2
4674 She promises you the world, the slut! 1.1656 0.03363 157 134 20 3
4675 You can't say that. We're unto you. 1.1656 0.03177 151 127 23 1
4676 And who in the world can argue with a matzoh ball? 1.1656 0.03313 151 128 21 2
4677 I shall now inflate this globe until it displays Earth on a realistic 1 to 1 scale. 1.1656 0.03923 151 133 11 7
4678 According to science, she's not qualified to lead the universe. She can't manage her own house! 1.1656 0.03444 151 129 19 3
4679 I live there! 1.1655 0.03392 145 123 20 2
4680 The Last Flat Earther: Refute and Concession. 1.1655 0.03664 145 125 16 4
4681 As you can see the earth is huge. And some say it's growing. 1.1655 0.03163 139 116 23 0
4682 Another voice heard from 1.1655 0.03324 139 117 21 1
4683 I couldn't disagree more with the Senator from Everywhere. . . 1.1655 0.03901 139 121 13 5
4684 You think you are a World Leader ? 1.1655 0.03624 139 119 17 3
4685 Earth: PLEASE, HELP I'M DYING-- Politician: Ladies and gents, the Earth doesn't understand, this isn't... how WE work around here 1.1655 0.03765 139 120 15 4
4686 You would say that! 1.1654 0.03875 133 115 14 4
4687 Some people deny that there is such a thing as global rolling. 1.1654 0.03406 133 112 20 1
4688 My friends, manmade global warming is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people! 1.1654 0.03668 127 108 17 2
4689 Yes, it is Joel Osteen on steroids. Praise the Lord! 1.1653 0.04445 121 107 8 6
4690 No offense but I prefer to use Twitter, flush, then run to the oval office to watch Fox&friends. 1.1646 0.03595 164 143 15 6
4691 Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
4692 Debate me, coward! You won't. 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
4693 All I said was that the earth is flat. I didn't mean for it to flatten me. 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
4694 I found this in a box of CRACKER JACKS, now tell me the dimensions of the box! 1.1646 0.03220 158 134 22 2
4695 I don't care how many of you say it, these are lecterns, not podiums! 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
4696 Wipe that smirk off your face! Trump! Brexit! The crisis in Venezuela! Lori Loughlin! It's all on you! 1.1645 0.03293 152 129 21 2
4697 Earth, there is no substitute. 1.1644 0.03768 146 127 14 5
4698 Ok, you can stop there, you just bowled us over with that argument ! 1.1643 0.03302 140 118 21 1
4699 Don't you think your view of global warming is biased? Greg Stroupe Madison, WI 1.1643 0.03454 140 119 19 2
4700 As you can see students, Upper Middlewestern nomenclature notwithstanding, cartographic rendering proves there’s really just one Great Lake plus a Great Pond. 1.1643 0.03740 140 121 15 4
4701 And now will here the world news 1.1643 0.03875 140 122 13 5
4702 Once and for all the world has come to make it case. 1.1642 0.03699 134 115 16 3
4703 Okay can you explain to us why you think global warming is a problem? Mr. uh.. Earth? 1.1642 0.03382 134 113 20 1
4704 Greek mythology often leaves out the finer details behind the "Atlas v. Hercules" debate. 1.1641 0.03286 128 107 21 0
4705 'This might change the landscape of things!" 1.1641 0.03468 128 108 19 1
4706 Don't misunderstand me. Incontinenance has nothing to do with, the Western Hemisphere, the world order or diplomacy...thus far. 1.1639 0.03366 122 102 20 0
4707 Do you really believe a world gone crazy! 1.1638 0.03861 116 99 15 2
4708 ur big n dumb 1.1636 0.03250 165 141 21 3
4709 The voters can't be fooled. You only care about your worldly possessions. 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
4710 We neo-cons don't want to hear what you have to say. 1.1634 0.03273 153 130 21 2
4711 Clearly, my opponent is controlled by the Jews. 1.1633 0.03744 147 128 14 5
4712 I'm sorry you are not feeling well and have a fever- if you could just stay for two more questions???? 1.1633 0.03744 147 128 14 5
4713 So, what do you have to say for yourself? 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
4714 And after we leave Mars, we're coming here. 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
4715 Elect me and I'll take that weight off your shoulders. 1.1633 0.03744 147 128 14 5
4716 So what's really going on with you? 1.1631 0.03123 141 118 23 0
4717 My opponent can say what he will, but if I lose, you lose 1.1631 0.03432 141 120 19 2
4718 And in her first appearance on the global stage, is a..... um ....ummm.... a ...a globe? 1.1631 0.03576 141 121 17 3
4719 Love, sweet love, is what you say you need. What I say is that you need to cool down.... 1.1630 0.03520 135 115 18 2
4720 Me — I'm local! 1.1630 0.03821 135 117 14 4
4721 You're not what you were, but you're not going to pin that on me or my ancestors. Mark my word it's all about the Sun! 1.1630 0.03359 135 114 20 1
4722 And now, for her reply. 1.1630 0.03359 135 114 20 1
4723 No puppet. You're the puppet! 1.1628 0.03936 129 112 13 4
4724 My opponent cannot resist a eurocentric approach. What a shame. 1.1628 0.03444 129 109 19 1
4725 My worthy opponent is certainly entitled to her opinion. However, as we all know this global warming thing is just hoax. 1.1628 0.03615 129 110 17 2
4726 And now someone who finally got in the game and got incorporated-I give you Earth LLC . 1.1626 0.04061 123 107 12 4
4727 My opponent is clearly THE GLOBE 1.1623 0.03505 154 133 17 4
4728 MEGA, the MAGA sequel!!! 1.1623 0.03624 154 134 15 5
4729 What’s your stance on migration, immigration and migraine nations? 1.1622 0.03464 148 127 18 3
4730 I believe all humans should be equator and endowed to inandesable rights. 1.1622 0.03188 148 125 22 1
4731 Make America Great Again 1.1618 0.03795 136 118 14 4
4732 Senator, you're no Gerardus Mercator. 1.1618 0.03337 136 115 20 1
4733 If U.S. assistance or interventions is needed, speak now or forever withhold our peace. 1.1617 0.02981 167 141 25 1
4734 Contrary to you, I hold that "back to the earth" is a flawed directive. We should be looking for a new world, not worrying about the old. 1.1615 0.03419 130 110 19 1
4735 I say let the beauty of the South Pacific speak for itself! 1.1615 0.03590 130 111 17 2
4736 My opponent may seem like a down-to-earth candidate, but we've unearthed some tapes that prove otherwise. 1.1611 0.03168 149 126 22 1
4737 Don’t interrupt! 1.1611 0.03168 149 126 22 1
4738 He isn't in any condition to come to speak, but he sent this roll-up graphic to illustrate his global one-man-canoe trip. 1.1610 0.03800 118 101 15 2
4739 As your point is... 1.1609 0.03336 174 151 18 5
4740 Hello world what do you have to say for yourself. 1.1608 0.03239 143 121 21 1
4741 Caps off to you, my friend. 1.1608 0.03387 143 122 19 2
4742 Global warming is a hoax and my opponent has never said one word of truth supporting his position! 1.1608 0.03530 143 123 17 3
4743 Recent snowfall covers all! 1.1608 0.03083 143 120 23 0
4744 I say that you're not the biggest globe in the world. 1.1606 0.03473 137 117 18 2
4745 I don't care if you're a part of his 'America First' campaign - you can't stand in as a speaker at the United Nations conference! He'll need to come out from behind the side with Russia on it. 1.1606 0.03909 137 120 12 5
4746 Proof as to why we need a wall and a sharp needle! 1.1606 0.03314 137 116 20 1
4747 You can't believe anything my opponent says -- especially with such a high fever. 1.1606 0.03909 137 120 12 5
4748 Your optics on the world are 'huge!' 1.1605 0.03022 162 137 24 1
4749 Are you even registered to vote? 1.1603 0.03880 131 114 13 4
4750 You think YOU have the weight of the world on YOUR shoulders...never mind. 1.1603 0.03215 156 133 21 2
4751 How in the world , do you think you’re going to defeat me? 1.1603 0.03694 156 137 13 6
4752 You know the answer to this geology question. I see it right there on your face. 1.1597 0.03507 144 124 17 3
4753 We propose to simply snip the immigrant umbilical cord. 1.1597 0.03643 144 125 15 4
4754 Hold on! How are did you get in here, when we're on you? 1.1597 0.03774 144 126 13 5
4755 And note the umbilical cord through which the blood (i.e. in this case drugs and money) flows - both back and forth. 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
4756 Holy shit there's a huge globe at the podium. That's insane how big it is, it must have come from a museum of oversized things. 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
4757 I don't believe in you! 1.1594 0.03292 138 117 20 1
4758 Don't listen to the big guy,there's no such thing as global warming. 1.1594 0.04016 138 122 10 6
4759 Climate change is real 1.1594 0.03292 138 117 20 1
4760 It has no leader. 1.1594 0.03882 138 121 12 5
4761 I'll stop the world and melt with you. 1.1594 0.03128 138 116 22 0
4762 Not again... 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
4763 The claim that you're well-rounded fall flat in the face of reality, sir. 1.1593 0.04086 113 98 12 3
4764 May our best ever G.P.S. salesman R.I. P. 1.1592 0.03321 157 135 19 3
4765 A few words before you, retire...please... 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
4766 Stop the world! I'm off! 1.1591 0.03699 132 114 15 3
4767 The crushing silence from the United States. 1.1589 0.03528 151 131 16 4
4768 Yeah,you THINK you're King of the World... 1.1587 0.03636 126 108 16 2
4769 So class, which is it? Round or flat, Pythagoras and Aristotle, or Kyrie Erving and Draymond Green 1.1586 0.03619 145 126 15 4
4770 My opponent would have you believe I am a solipsist! 1.1586 0.03198 145 123 21 1
4771 It's all about inner earth not flat earth. 1.1586 0.03344 145 124 19 2
4772 The US cannot defend its global position. 1.1586 0.03198 145 123 21 1
4773 Stop trying to take over the world! 1.1585 0.03111 164 140 22 2
4774 I think they speak for everyone on this matter. 1.1583 0.03426 139 119 18 2
4775 And I will argue that humanity is most important 1.1583 0.03575 139 120 16 3
4776 That's a gross generalization! 1.1579 0.03379 152 131 18 3
4777 I don't want to hear it! 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
4778 I told you my presentation would be out of this world! 1.1579 0.03673 133 115 15 3
4779 And if you look up there, you'll spot the devil in the details." 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
4780 At it appears that Atlas has failed in his main responsibility, how can voters trust him?! 1.1579 0.03248 152 130 20 2
4781 Our friends arguing the other side would like you to believe the world is in fact not flat. 1.1579 0.03825 133 116 13 4
4782 My opponent's policies are as flat as his actual shape. 1.1579 0.03514 133 114 17 2
4783 My fellow Americans, whatever the opposition throws at me, you can be assured that Senator Atlas can handle it. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
4784 The Climate Change Debate "Is it hot in here or is it global warming? I believe I speak for my rollover of an opponent when I say - No." 1.1575 0.03462 146 126 17 3
4785 Even my climate-change-denying, worldly opponent has to concede that Hawaii has disappeared--likely a victim of rising seas!" 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
4786 My opponent lacks experience, character, worldliness yes, but that's simply not enough! 1.1575 0.03610 127 109 16 2
4787 Sorry..forgot to remove Phil from the speaker list after his country disappeared into the rising sea 1.1575 0.03432 127 108 18 1
4788 Where's Flat? It's his turn today -- NOT you!! 1.1574 0.04194 108 94 11 3
4789 In rebuttal, I assert that your complaints are fake news! 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
4790 No Climate Change! No Climate Change! You’re the Climate! 1.1572 0.03402 159 138 17 4
4791 This guy doesn’t even HAVE shoulders! 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
4792 Nasty planet! 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
4793 It's either greenhouse gasses or me. Whatta ya got to lose? 1.1571 0.03551 140 121 16 3
4794 Wacky climate changer!...Let me tell you -- Mars could have done a better job 1.1571 0.03693 140 122 14 4
4795 Your Honor, she is clearly hysterical, so not a credible witness. 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
4796 I take it that you're about to filibuster... 1.1569 0.03092 153 130 22 1
4797 We're planning on going Worldwide, you see. 1.1567 0.03647 134 116 15 3
4798 Go ahead. Try and unearth me. 1.1567 0.03798 134 117 13 4
4799 I want a divorce! 1.1565 0.03573 147 128 15 4
4800 You're big now, but wait until the Blobyack Extract Corporation gets done with you. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
4801 But you wouldn't even know about this "warming", without us telling you! 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
4802 I don't care what anyone tells you. Here at the White House you are a square. 1.1565 0.03302 147 126 19 2
4803 You know you have won the argument when the other side responds with 'Whatever.' 1.1562 0.03583 128 110 16 2
4804 If you put them in the microwave, the warming will cause both of them to explode. 1.1562 0.04066 128 113 10 5
4805 Can you speak with one voice? All I hear is Me! Me! Me! 1.1560 0.03669 141 123 14 4
4806 Back off or I'll call in the Space Force!" 1.1560 0.03669 141 123 14 4
4807 Our next speaker is full of hot air 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
4808 Global warming? Thats a lot of hot air. 1.1558 0.03074 154 131 22 1
4809 Annnnnd our next guest speaker has a world of trouble that we all find ourselves in... 1.1556 0.03466 135 116 17 2
4810 You're a solid 5/10, not very hot 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
4811 Stop! Every dumb thing he said about warming I'm against! 1.1554 0.03419 148 128 17 3
4812 I knew it! Your flat! 1.1553 0.03245 161 139 19 3
4813 And now we’ll hear from Moby Dick! Come in Moby … 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
4814 It’s time we start applying term limits to the office of home planet. Vote for me and I promise to increase sunshine and natural resources while lowering hurricanes and gravity. Come live on me, a fellow human, in 2020. 1.1549 0.03359 142 122 18 2
4815 You're blinded by your side of the argument. 1.1549 0.03779 142 125 12 5
4816 But I was talking to a roomful of small business owners in Iowa... 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
4817 I’m no puppet! No puppet. You’re the puppet! 1.1549 0.03505 142 123 16 3
4818 Sure, sure, Globalism . . . but what about the other sneaky half? 1.1548 0.03055 155 132 22 1
4819 What the hell kind of a socialist is a “Gaia”?” 1.1548 0.03790 155 138 10 7
4820 Beware of an avalanche on the ides of March! 1.1548 0.03442 155 135 16 4
4821 OK, global warming from my point of view. 1.1548 0.03190 155 133 20 2
4822 I am not a bully! 1.1545 0.03657 123 106 15 2
4823 Speaking strictly for myself... 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
4824 My worthy opponent is Earth, a planet in the Sol System. As you can see it is, of course, flat. 1.1544 0.03746 136 119 13 4
4825 Furthermore, in the Council of Planets, you have no right to claim you have your house in order. 1.1544 0.03280 136 116 19 1
4826 And furthermore 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
4827 It's just downright rude to say my tie is unsustainable, miss. 1.1544 0.03528 149 130 15 4
4828 Slow down, you’re getting hot under the collar! 1.1544 0.03397 149 129 17 3
4829 Madam Nature, appeals to alternative facts of your status is as fallacious as you are spherical" 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
4830 My fellow Americans, the middle section of the upper continent is all we need worry about... All the rest of my opponents concerns are nothing but unimportant nonsense. Why should we care? 1.1538 0.03337 143 123 18 2
4831 I find your world policies rather hemispheric in nature. 1.1538 0.04007 130 115 10 5
4832 It's a big world! 1.1538 0.03186 143 122 20 1
4833 I knew President Kennedy and you are no JFK! 1.1538 0.03482 143 124 16 3
4834 My opponent leaked New Zealand. 1.1534 0.03087 163 140 21 2
4835 Mounting evidence suggests a high level of graphite in the oceans and larger bodies of water. 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
4836 But do you deny a natural bias against my views? 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
4837 I disagree! 1.1533 0.03506 150 131 15 4
4838 I don’t care IF you’re global, you haven’t said a word all night 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
4839 You never remember how big was the shits of dinasours. Ofcourse it is easy to accuse humanity for every trouble! 1.1533 0.03241 150 129 19 2
4840 Ms. Earth, we need evidence not your watery claims. 1.1532 0.03629 124 107 15 2
4841 On the other hand . . . 1.1532 0.03806 124 108 13 3
4842 You áre the weakest link. Goodbye! 1.1532 0.03444 124 106 17 1
4843 Before you! 1.1529 0.03152 157 135 20 2
4844 I say no to this monstrosity! These are God-fearing people! 1.1528 0.03597 144 126 14 4
4845 You're my world, you're every breath I take... 1.1524 0.03628 164 146 11 7
4846 Well, actually... 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
4847 Our toastmaster has been cancelled because the whole world is rolling down hill 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
4848 This is not the debate I signed up for 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
4849 Thus, it is obvious that the planet WAS indeed created... by Gahan Wilson. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
4850 And now, with his views on the state of the union, Earthy McEartherson. 1.1522 0.03548 138 120 15 3
4851 As you can see, my opponent choose to spend today at the beach 1.1520 0.03106 171 148 20 3
4852 I know my position may position maybe somewhat unique here... 1.1520 0.03215 171 149 18 4
4853 Man made! Well maybe if you'd lay off the forest fires... 1.1520 0.03944 125 110 11 4
4854 Okay, it's me against the world, uh, I mean it's I against the world or the world against I. Uh - what can I say? Geography was my major, not English, I know that's the world. I win. 1.1520 0.03602 125 108 15 2
4855 Whatever you say, my constituents, by their overwhelming approval of me, have proven me right. 1.1520 0.03944 125 110 11 4
4856 STOP interrupting me! 1.1517 0.03573 145 127 14 4
4857 The debate on the 'Greenhouse effect' has a new twist. 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
4858 Now, are you speaking from the round side of your mouth, or the flat side? 1.1517 0.03146 145 124 20 1
4859 I’m here on behalf of Kanye West 1.1515 0.03312 132 113 18 1
4860 And when I snap my fingers... 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
4861 Once again my opponent delves into more left wing conspiracy. He PURPOSEFULLY left the AC off during that period. 1.1515 0.03482 132 114 16 2
4862 I don’t agree with you. Climate change is a hoax. 1.1515 0.03052 165 142 21 2
4863 My naïve opponent would like you to think there are positive aspects to El Nino! 1.1515 0.03312 132 113 18 1
4864 Try to keep it positive. 1.1513 0.03463 152 133 15 4
4865 If I want your opinion on climate change, I'll heat it out of you! 1.1513 0.03334 152 132 17 3
4866 I know you can only speak using the kind of weather you give us, but I'm afraid many of us will continue to irresponsibly take as much of your finite resources as we can unless you strike the fear and wrath of your universe upon us. 1.1511 0.03524 139 121 15 3
4867 Your climate changes far too quickly; you couldn't possibly be president! 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
4868 My opponent's projection is all wrong. 1.1509 0.03115 159 137 20 2
4869 Calm down, your ego's as big as the world. 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
4870 Please stop getting round your problems! 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
4871 I believe my opponent just contradicted themselves. 1.1507 0.03126 146 125 20 1
4872 ....and my opponent is a big fat tub of lard. 1.1507 0.03415 146 127 16 3
4873 Point of Information! What's with this global warming? 1.1504 0.03111 133 113 20 0
4874 Now I ask you, all that water—and you think it won't short out my mike? 1.1504 0.03289 133 114 18 1
4875 Uhh so first happy earth day! 1.1503 0.02899 153 130 23 0
4876 I put it to you, you are more than enough...indeed, quite too much 1.1503 0.03441 153 134 15 4
4877 Congratulations sir, I now have the honor of giving you the title of the best person on Earth. 1.1503 0.03314 153 133 17 3
4878 It looks like it you vs. me. 1.1500 0.03351 140 121 17 2
4879 I know it looks like a depiction of huge male genitals at the heart of America, but God gave me this body and it helped me into the White House. Everyone knows that. 1.1500 0.03194 140 120 19 1
4880 I portest. Home court advatage. 1.1500 0.03501 140 122 15 3
4881 I'd like to request Atlas as my second. 1.1496 0.03549 127 110 15 2
4882 I’m PAYING for this microclimate! 1.1491 0.03079 161 139 20 2
4883 when Trump Eats to much 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
4884 Hold it right there! I'm the crazy one? 1.1489 0.03478 141 123 15 3
4885 He's a climate flip-flopper! 1.1489 0.03329 141 122 17 2
4886 An eminent defeat in a flat debate. 1.1486 0.03634 148 131 12 5
4887 I hate to debate with you on this but I'm right and you're dead wrong! 1.1486 0.03371 148 129 16 3
4888 s "And as you can surely see, my opponent has very much been sweating the outcome of this debate. 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
4889 https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c813fe7ef56b82d1232ff3c/master/w_580,c_limit/190318_a22459_654.jpg 1.1486 0.03634 148 131 12 5
4890 If you are so frigg'n important, meet me in person! 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
4891 Either you’ve lost a ton of weight or I’ve gained a lot for the two of us to even be comparable sizes. 1.1484 0.03523 128 111 15 2
4892 I see that there is a leak in the Panama Canal and the voters need an explanation of how this will affect its abilities to perform its duties. 1.1484 0.03344 128 110 17 1
4893 Excuse me, waiter, but there's a fly in my tornado soup." (oh oh...I think I'm late again 1.1484 0.04013 128 114 9 5
4894 Wait a minute, what are you trying to say here? 1.1481 0.03569 135 118 14 3
4895 My opponent casts a big shadow for such a short man 1.1481 0.02933 162 139 22 1
4896 Would you just fuck off already? 1.1481 0.03417 162 143 14 5
4897 These so-called "scientist" also claim that my opponent is *not* flat. 1.1481 0.03184 162 141 18 3
4898 Look at this big fuckin' globe! 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
4899 I don’t think you are correct!! Global warming is a plot by the democrats!! 1.1479 0.03307 142 123 17 2
4900 America First! We're Number 1! USA! 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
4901 And ... said string is wrapped around this finger! 1.1479 0.03864 142 127 9 6
4902 Oh, settle down. I have connections. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
4903 You too. 1.1475 0.03428 122 105 16 1
4904 If I may be allowed to speak... 1.1474 0.02989 156 134 21 1
4905 ... and now you can have all the time you need. 1.1472 0.03166 163 142 18 3
4906 If the earth only could talk.We all be in trouble! 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
4907 No, I will not translate that into Esperanto for you. 1.1471 0.03084 170 148 19 3
4908 Earth, humans are not dinosaurs! You must accept humans are in charge of your stewardship! 1.1471 0.03544 136 119 14 3
4909 Gaia suddenly realized they had forgot to put on a tie today 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
4910 Could you please stop blathering, and let me get a word in edgewise 1.1471 0.03222 136 117 18 1
4911 If you listen you will hear the world crying over global warmng 1.1469 0.03132 143 123 19 1
4912 Don't blame me, your problem is global warming. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
4913 I feel I'm at a significant disadvantage, and yes we can be done with platitudes. 1.1469 0.03573 143 126 13 4
4914 Climate Deniers Debating Against Reason 1.1469 0.03573 143 126 13 4
4915 It's a living! 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
4916 I can show you the world... shining, shimmering, splendid! 1.1469 0.03285 143 124 17 2
4917 I don't care what you think, my boss Donal Trump, says that Man Made Global Warming is Fake News, so despite the the audience wearing waders I believe him. 1.1469 0.03432 143 125 15 3
4918 Come on now, don't turn your butt cheeks to the audience. 1.1467 0.03461 150 132 14 4
4919 Ha, you can't rebut that there is no proof of global warning. 1.1467 0.03192 150 130 18 2
4920 My opponent has a point, but this is how I will proceed! 1.1465 0.03106 157 136 19 2
4921 And to begin my presentation on chaos theory... 1.1465 0.03235 157 137 17 3
4922 …and that is why I should be awarded the stylish space sunshade than my colleague. 1.1462 0.03473 130 113 15 2
4923 And our next speaker, a man that carries the world on his shoulders, is none other than the electrifying , space exploring, tunnel digging, auto producing, pot smoking King of the Nerds movement. 1.1462 0.03640 130 114 13 3
4924 I’ll let this speak for itself. 1.1460 0.03364 137 119 16 2
4925 Waldseemuller messed up. Please welcome North and South Columbia! 1.1460 0.03200 137 118 18 1
4926 Uff da, it is expanding! 1.1458 0.03409 144 126 15 3
4927 No. Global warming is not real. 1.1457 0.03439 151 133 14 4
4928 Henceforth, they will be known as the Confused Lakes. 1.1457 0.03172 151 131 18 2
4929 Fortunately for liberty, Mr. G, we do not live in a pure democracy. 1.1457 0.02881 151 129 22 0
4930 Now do you believe me when I tell that the world is flat. 1.1457 0.03566 151 134 12 5
4931 And for my next trick . . . 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
4932 I still say global resources aren’t shrinking. 1.1455 0.02884 165 142 22 1
4933 Today, I’d like to talk to you about the crisis of global warping. 1.1452 0.03565 124 108 14 2
4934 The Debater Projection 1.1450 0.03614 131 115 13 3
4935 I dunno where he is; I asked him a question about his biographer, he shrugged his shoulders, got real angry, started cursing about makers and takers, and stomped off the stage. 1.1449 0.03341 138 120 16 2
4936 I do not yield the floor to the gentleman. 1.1449 0.03644 138 122 12 4
4937 Half empty or half full? The question unfairly favors my opponent! 1.1448 0.03092 145 125 19 1
4938 My opponent has a world-wide view of climate change--I think it just takes you or me to make our carbon footprint smaller. 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
4939 Despite what my opponent says, I promise to keep the fossil fuels industries in business! 1.1448 0.03387 145 127 15 3
4940 Folks, don't let her pull the oceans over your eyes! 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
4941 new yorker cap con 3 12 No amount of huffing and puffing will convince me that the New Green Deal is anything but a hoax! 1.1448 0.03243 145 126 17 2
4942 But what about our ecosystems 1.1447 0.03012 152 131 20 1
4943 The world would like to explain its change of heart, concerning the "greatest country on earth," and why it may be most affected by climate change. Not so much love, Mother Nature 1.1439 0.03250 132 114 17 1
4944 ...and in rebuttal to Mr. Trump... 1.1439 0.03619 139 123 12 4
4945 And this was before the global warming was heeded. 1.1439 0.03157 139 120 18 1
4946 Lets holdoff on the Golden Rule for now. Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1439 0.03760 139 124 10 5
4947 My opponent seems to be in serious need of a face lift. And just who, I ask you, is going to be paying for that? 1.1438 0.03222 146 127 17 2
4948 PLEASE! global warming.!? 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
4949 And now the Earth will reveal us on which planet we are 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
4950 If there's anything I, Ted Cruz, love – it's arousing debate. Did I say arousing? I meant a rousing. Oh boy, this is worse than the time I tweeted that porn link. 1.1438 0.03268 153 134 16 3
4951 But,I don't want to wear a sweater! 1.1438 0.03397 153 135 14 4
4952 As you can see, my challenger continues to claim falsely that she’s only ever accepted campaign donations from Small Plastic LLC. Please. 1.1438 0.02920 160 138 21 1
4953 Who do you think you are with all your constant bellyaching about your imminent death? Right-thinking people are sick and tired of your constant whining. So knock it off! 1.1429 0.03327 126 109 16 1
4954 Its me against the world, just think and a short while ago I was just selling condos in Boca. Now, where did I put the codes? 1.1429 0.03399 133 116 15 2
4955 There he goes again!! Denying global warming 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
4956 As the world turns, it turns on you. 1.1429 0.03344 147 129 15 3
4957 And the world began with " ladies and gentlemen of the jury" 1.1429 0.03136 140 121 18 1
4958 Success is not sustainable if it is defined by how big you become or by growth for growth's sake. Success is very shallow if it doesn't have emotional meaning. 1.1429 0.03481 147 130 13 4
4959 Sorry. Guest speaker Christopher Columbus is missing. 1.1429 0.03115 154 134 18 2
4960 No climate change 1.1429 0.02903 161 139 21 1
4961 I won! I win! I always win! 1.1420 0.02751 162 139 23 0
4962 It's room temperature, not warming up! 1.1419 0.02957 155 134 20 1
4963 Dear God: "I sang your praises in Church every Sunday, and this is how it ends - crushed by Mother Earth - Thanks for nuthin'!" 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
4964 It’s not just menopause!” 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
4965 This is really Earth! 1.1419 0.03034 148 128 19 1
4966 This moon view is great! 1.1419 0.03034 148 128 19 1
4967 So, world what do you have to say about your energy? We're listening. 1.1418 0.02949 141 121 20 0
4968 God created the earth. Man created the walls. 1.1418 0.03274 141 123 16 2
4969 Show us the tax returns, and the curve! 1.1418 0.03116 141 122 18 1
4970 Before beginning this year's clean water products rollout , I will, as President of the world's largest advocate for clean water, cite our association's long held statement of belief. "Water water everywhere and nary a drop to drink." 1.1409 0.03161 149 130 17 2
4971 The power of crust compels you! 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
4972 If our earth was flat, would we be able to do that. 1.1409 0.03302 149 131 15 3
4973 Just because Oumuamua didn't make contact doesn't mean that there isn't extraterrestrial life! 1.1408 0.03403 142 125 14 3
4974 We humans prefer the term "the-water-air-and-earth-polluting-challenged". 1.1408 0.03253 142 124 16 2
4975 But first our guest will begin with the classics "I'm Going to Wash that Man Right Out of My Hair," "Bali Hai" and "Some Enchanted Evening." 1.1408 0.03253 142 124 16 2
4976 Sure, she’s popular - but those emails! 1.1407 0.03352 135 118 15 2
4977 If I were the King of the world Tell you what I wouldn't do. 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
4978 We've got a huge problem here and that is the planet is dying. 1.1407 0.03183 135 117 17 1
4979 I will not apologize! 1.1401 0.03190 157 138 16 3
4980 I am tired. 1.1400 0.03142 150 131 17 2
4981 Ok. I grant that you are not flat. But seeing you over there while I am standing over here on you has me a bit startled. 1.1400 0.02996 150 130 19 1
4982 Yet again, Politicians try man-slpaining why global warming isn’t real 1.1400 0.03142 150 131 17 2
4983 Q to Earth: What do you say to those that don't believe in climate change? A: They're idiots! 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
4984 .....AND my opponent has no heart! 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
4985 Not such a good evening, ladies and gentlemen . 1.1399 0.03380 143 126 14 3
4986 I'm Little Adam...and you must Big World 1.1399 0.03075 143 124 18 1
4987 When the world gets heavy, it'shard to lift it 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
4988 That's a pretty heavy attitude for such a tiny hemisphere. 1.1397 0.03489 136 120 13 3
4989 So, you are just getting started, that is your warm-up pitch? 1.1395 0.03254 129 112 16 1
4990 No clouding around. 1.1395 0.03063 129 111 18 0
4991 Finally, my opponent is too exploited to achieve any of those up in the air promises about our future. 1.1393 0.03553 122 107 13 2
4992 The world disagrees with you, madam! 1.1392 0.03531 158 142 10 6
4993 Even at the world stage, it's American first 1.1392 0.03041 158 138 18 2
4994 Global Warming Debate 1.1391 0.03884 115 102 10 3
4995 What is your position on Blue Dot Socialim ? 1.1389 0.03358 144 127 14 3
4996 ...babies come from storks...therefore, people are really dinosaurs! Tyrannosaurians proclaim our right to eat Canadians! 1.1389 0.03500 144 128 12 4
4997 Europe is so small it doesn't even show on that giant globe 1.1387 0.03140 137 119 17 1
4998 My opponent can only get electoral votes from the top half." 1.1387 0.02964 137 118 19 0
4999 You really went around the 'you know who' to make that point... 1.1387 0.03616 137 122 11 4
5000 Well, at least I don't have a split personality! 1.1384 0.02888 159 138 20 1
5001 Circular? Yes. Globular? Everyone sees the answer is no. 1.1384 0.02747 159 137 22 0
5002 Omolmpnnn 1.1382 0.03240 152 134 15 3
5003 You are a round object, aren't you? Please. Turn around. Let's other sides of you also use the podium. 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
5004 He came, he saw...and now we're here. But why? 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
5005 And here's our main speaker, Mr. E, from the movie Men In Black 4 1.1379 0.03190 145 127 16 2
5006 Make every Who holler! Make every Who shout! 1.1379 0.03190 145 127 16 2
5007 This planet is so amazing. Dang! 1.1377 0.03284 138 121 15 2
5008 All due respect, but if we won't listen to the scientists, there's no way we're going to accept your views on climate change, the Earth! 1.1377 0.03118 138 120 17 1
5009 The MAGA Globalization debate 1.1375 0.03256 160 142 14 4
5010 The world is to much with us, Late and soon..... 1.1375 0.03133 160 141 16 3
5011 I'll prove the hemispheres won't bury us... won't bury us.. won't... 1.1374 0.03208 131 114 16 1
5012 Buddy, I've heard all this BS before. Just because you're saying it doesn't mean I'm going to change my mind about global warming. 1.1374 0.03208 131 114 16 1
5013 Hawaiian Pizza tastes better than any other topping! 1.1373 0.03220 153 135 15 3
5014 Everything bad is your fault! 1.1371 0.03306 124 108 15 1
5015 Mr. President, I told you, The World is a Vampire. 1.1369 0.03035 168 148 17 3
5016 According to world opinion, we are entering a new era of the Monroe Doctrine. 1.1367 0.02924 139 120 19 0
5017 I'm called to go my own way. I really cannot be distracted by what you all think. 1.1366 0.03115 161 142 16 3
5018 I say to my opponent: You'll come around to my ideas 1.1366 0.02855 161 140 20 1
5019 This year we're addressing the issue of equal time head on... 1.1364 0.03530 132 117 12 3
5020 Let’s chalk up that last argument to Global Weirding! 1.1364 0.02774 154 133 21 0
5021 I will not accept your previous remarks as Pangea! 1.1364 0.02774 154 133 21 0
5022 hey are you holding? 1.1361 0.03019 169 149 17 3
5023 Hey, fossil fuel got us this far. Think about what those earnings mean to your grandchildren! 1.1361 0.03432 147 131 12 4
5024 I am disappointed in you, as a species. I am dying" 1.1361 0.03293 147 130 14 3
5025 Relax; climate change results in a new Earth 2.0. 1.1361 0.03149 147 129 16 2
5026 Other planets are willing to have something to do with us since we put the planet on the platform. 1.1360 0.03281 125 109 15 1
5027 And our next cotestant,Atlas! 1.1357 0.03394 140 124 13 3
5028 Last bits of the States to go !!All the nationalists of Europe beware - a chance to stock upon the original European genetic pool dating 200 years back as preserved in natives-free America !! 1.1357 0.03394 140 124 13 3
5029 No, sir! Your global warming problem is not caused by bird farts. 1.1357 0.03239 140 123 15 2
5030 "Who is John Galt?", you ask; why he is our very next speaker! 1.1355 0.03181 155 137 15 3
5031 In closing, I implore you to not be fooled by my opponent's cooked up arguments. 1.1355 0.03047 155 136 17 2
5032 I'm more of a Thomas Guide guy myself. 1.1355 0.03310 155 138 13 4
5033 Americus Vespucci's legacy speaks for itself! 1.1355 0.02906 155 135 19 1
5034 I will resist! 1.1353 0.03505 133 118 12 3
5035 Enough with the global histrionics about climate change. Your time is already up. 1.1351 0.03129 148 130 16 2
5036 In conclusion might I point out that climate change has been proven by many to be fake news. And now I must leave quickly, I have a plane to catch. 1.1348 0.03218 141 124 15 2
5037 And I promise to remain the Yang to your Ying 1.1343 0.03480 134 119 12 3
5038 Remember, when you cast your vote, it's not about size, it's about density. 1.1343 0.03315 134 118 14 2
5039 It's just you and me now 1.1342 0.02960 149 130 18 1
5040 We're staging this one with a more worldly buyer in mind. 1.1342 0.03388 149 133 12 4
5041 Where's Nova Scotia? 1.1342 0.02960 149 130 18 1
5042 And that's not a dog whistle! 1.1339 0.03233 127 111 15 1
5043 Didn't you once tell me it's best to let cooler heads prevail? 1.1338 0.02867 142 123 19 0
5044 I pledge allegiance to America...and the Bully Pulpit! 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
5045 Hey, don’t do me any favors. I’ve been here through the Stone Age the Ice Age and the Space Age. Hmmp. Earth Day” Thomas L. View, Washington, D 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
5046 Hail Hydra! 1.1333 0.03292 135 119 14 2
5047 Here's another episode of "HERBIE vs.THE WORLD!" 1.1333 0.03119 135 118 16 1
5048 Now, let's go to the video tape. 1.1329 0.03611 143 129 9 5
5049 Ladies and Gentlemen, let's welcome, Pamela Geller! 1.1325 0.03070 151 133 16 2
5050 I said before: I refuse to debate on a costume. 1.1319 0.02997 144 126 17 1
5051 well I might have some trouble pulling a win this time 1.1319 0.02830 144 125 19 0
5052 Please hold your applause until all are sedated." 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
5053 In case you've been watching FOX News, let me point out that you are not looking at America after the state of emergency is overturned. 1.1316 0.03051 152 134 16 2
5054 In line with our rich history of intervention in Latin America, Mr Maduro is next! 1.1316 0.03325 152 136 12 4
5055 Your plan to implement your environmental platform is unworldly! 1.1314 0.03408 137 122 12 3
5056 For example... 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
5057 That's why I invented the Space Force. 1.1314 0.03246 137 121 14 2
5058 You sir, haven't the faintest idea what you are talking about! 1.1314 0.03077 137 120 16 1
5059 And to my esteemed colleague representing NADTA ... 1.1311 0.03282 122 107 14 1
5060 I am World and hear Al Gore! 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
5061 Don’t get your knickers in a bunch! 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
5062 The very fact that you stand there, sir, signifies flat earth. Have you ever tried to hold a ball on another ball? 1.1308 0.03346 130 115 13 2
5063 Well, of course our launch of Starbucks Delivers includes all points in the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans 24/7. 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
5064 She trying to decide whether to leave the cold air up there or let it go lower. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5065 World renowned scientist gives lecture. 1.1304 0.03606 115 102 11 2
5066 Take it away, Vanuatu! 1.1304 0.03224 138 122 14 2
5067 Our next speaker... 1.1301 0.03114 146 129 15 2
5068 It is my great pleasure to speak for our world today!! 1.1301 0.02958 146 128 17 1
5069 My parents lived on that land. 1.1301 0.02958 146 128 17 1
5070 If I get rolled here, well, I am the last of the Nationalists. 1.1299 0.02718 154 134 20 0
5071 I'm sorry, but it's personal now. You Sapiens really suck! 1.1299 0.02870 154 135 18 1
5072 So I’ve heard the chef here uses only the most seasonal ingredients. 1.1295 0.03035 139 122 16 1
5073 It’s very big but it’s great again 1.1293 0.02776 147 128 19 0
5074 You had your chance to talk already. Now let us get back to work! 1.1290 0.02852 155 136 18 1
5075 Who Are You Going Tp Believe Them Or Me 1.1288 0.03298 132 117 13 2
5076 The next speaker is the Earth herself, against sexual harassment 1.1288 0.03118 132 116 15 1
5077 I say intergalactic, and you say... 1.1286 0.02839 140 122 18 0
5078 Entering the race for library trustee, Earth says 'I just need a win from you people...' 1.1286 0.03015 140 123 16 1
5079 Who voted for it? You might never know-that one. 1.1284 0.02921 148 130 17 1
5080 My obituary will be ready soon. 1.1282 0.02977 156 138 16 2
5081 Can we here it from you! 1.1278 0.03444 133 119 11 3
5082 I'm telling you CO2 is the greatest thing since Chicxulub! 1.1278 0.03606 133 120 9 4
5083 All I hear is blah, blah, blah.... 1.1278 0.02906 133 116 17 0
5084 Actually, I think you might still be racist. 1.1277 0.02995 141 124 16 1
5085 Yes, but, the air is better over here! 1.1275 0.02902 149 131 17 1
5086 I have the sad news to report that my co-speaker has been lost somewhere over the ocean. 1.1275 0.02902 149 131 17 1
5087 Drill baby, drill! 1.1275 0.03055 149 132 15 2
5088 This time, sir, I'm here to speak for myself! 1.1269 0.03580 134 121 9 4
5089 My opponent weighs in heavily with visuals that average out to less then a 2% rise in global climate change. 1.1269 0.03252 134 119 13 2
5090 That is not my base! Tell the prop dept of APAC to damn well come up with something fresh! 1.1268 0.03138 142 126 14 2
5091 ...and for that point exactly 1.1268 0.02802 142 124 18 0
5092 I say, you can go to hell in a handbasket as long as I always have my beer. 1.1267 0.03179 150 134 13 3
5093 I still say it's wrong for schoolchildren to go on strike against global warming! 1.1267 0.03035 150 133 15 2
5094 I never called you a MILF! 1.1260 0.03352 127 113 12 2
5095 Objection! How can a planet check its temperature? 1.1259 0.03053 135 119 15 1
5096 As a Republican or Democrat in Washington DC, the world is our enemy. 1.1259 0.03117 143 127 14 2
5097 How big could this world really be? 1.1259 0.02955 143 126 16 1
5098 And…the winner is… 1.1258 0.03296 151 136 11 4
5099 So why exactly is the United States called America? 1.1250 0.03206 136 121 13 2
5100 Uphill, wheel left. Downhill, wheel right. 1.1250 0.02998 152 135 15 2
5101 How do we know you’re not wearing 3D makeup? 1.1250 0.02998 152 135 15 2
5102 By Jove! That giant globe centerpiece just fell and crushed my opponent. This is quite unfortunate for her and her family, my condolences... *phew* what a relief, my speech wasn't nearly as good as hers, but I'm bound to win now! 1.1250 0.02907 160 142 16 2
5103 Unlike you, I am beholden to no one. 1.1250 0.03463 120 107 11 2
5104 Progress isn’t the only thing that can’t be stopped. 1.1242 0.02979 153 136 15 2
5105 Oh, yeah! Who made you the host of this debate? 1.1241 0.02917 145 128 16 1
5106 You still insist you are round. Another lie, you are flat. Lie number 50457. You should run for President. 1.1241 0.03348 137 123 11 3
5107 I beg to differ, you are using MY time! 1.1240 0.03303 129 115 12 2
5108 Global warming Ha! 1.1240 0.02913 129 113 16 0
5109 Be careful where you are rolling! 1.1239 0.03113 113 99 14 0
5110 Don't get all hot under the collar. 1.1233 0.03208 146 131 12 3
5111 Eureka! 1.1233 0.03057 146 130 14 2
5112 ...and I think he world of my honorable opponent! 1.1227 0.02856 163 145 16 2
5113 I’d like an opportunity tomrespond to my opponent 1.1226 0.02943 155 138 15 2
5114 Bullying tactics, again from you! 1.1226 0.02943 155 138 15 2
5115 You should be more dispassionate about climate change. 1.1224 0.02880 147 130 16 1
5116 On behalf of planet earth I am saying good bye as he departs our solar system for a kinder gentler space in the unknown. Susan Elwood Monterey California 1.1224 0.03037 147 131 14 2
5117 last night's coverage of Me vs. The World 1.1223 0.03141 139 124 13 2
5118 But actually, you see, global warming is false propaganda by feminists. 1.1220 0.02840 164 146 16 2
5119 No, no, I didn’t mean that--don’t cry! 1.1220 0.02705 164 145 18 1
5120 My opponent chose not to be here tonight. 1.1214 0.03119 140 125 13 2
5121 The 'Everyone is on my side' argument won't work with me, fella. American beer still beats European beer in my book. 1.1208 0.02843 149 132 16 1
5122 Let it snow - Let it snow - Let it not snow. 1.1208 0.02843 149 132 16 1
5123 Firstly, I'd like to start by acknowledging the traditional owners of the land, paying respect to Elders; past, present and emerging... 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
5124 The New World is not automatically preferable to the Old 1.1206 0.02752 141 124 17 0
5125 The nations have spoken: we need to turn down the AC. 1.1206 0.02752 141 124 17 0
5126 Saved by the World! 1.1206 0.03098 141 126 13 2
5127 Don’t believe climate change is real? I’m gray! 1.1203 0.02831 133 117 16 0
5128 Sorry, this is two party system. 1.1203 0.03209 133 119 12 2
5129 I've decided to give it a rest. 1.1203 0.02831 133 117 16 0
5130 There is no such thing as global warming. I must be right no one will debate me. 1.1203 0.03209 133 119 12 2
5131 No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet! No, you're the puppet. 1.1200 0.03331 125 112 11 2
5132 Your mine all mine 1.1197 0.03236 142 128 11 3
5133 If this is to scale, I must be at least 6'5"! 1.1194 0.03357 134 121 10 3
5134 you have one leg to stand on 1.1194 0.03005 134 119 14 1
5135 Unfortunately no one can speak for this plant for they have all perished 1.1192 0.02646 151 133 18 0
5136 GAIA, who would have been speaking for Earth is home sick tonight. So, Earth has requested a "TIME OUT" --- for a decade or two in order to properly prepare either a victory speech or a funeral oration. 1.1189 0.02716 143 126 17 0
5137 Damn it globe! I am sick of warming ya!!! 1.1189 0.02892 143 127 15 1
5138 Tyrannize, T-y-r-a-n-n-i-z-e, Tyrannize 1.1189 0.02716 143 126 17 0
5139 Earth stop you have already been through enough! 1.1189 0.02716 143 126 17 0
5140 My fellow Americans, this election isn’t about me against my opponent; it’s about you and me against my opponent. 1.1189 0.02892 143 127 15 1
5141 This is the world 50 years ago - one man called climate change was so strong - he flooded Florida and made America smaller. 1.1185 0.02792 135 119 16 0
5142 Despite the size of these lakes in North America,they are still aneurysms in streams. 1.1185 0.03163 135 121 12 2
5143 Tweet, tweet! 1.1184 0.02790 152 135 16 1
5144 Is that Earth? She looks awful. Did she catch that humanity bug that’s going around?” “No, didn’t you hear? Her and Pangea split up.” “Oh that’s much juicier. 1.1181 0.02873 144 128 15 1
5145 As you can see, Buddhism is now the sole religion in the Americas. 1.1181 0.03342 144 131 9 4
5146 ‘“... one nation under God,indivisible, with liberty and justice for all” 1.1181 0.02698 144 127 17 0
5147 Just because you are bigger than me does not imply I'm trying to kill you! 1.1176 0.02773 153 136 16 1
5148 Nothing appealing about this universe. 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
5149 You are flat-ah! 1.1176 0.02613 153 135 18 0
5150 I told you not to feed the Mercator map table food…it makes it bloated. 1.1176 0.02963 136 121 14 1
5151 Respect you? You first need to learn to hold your temper like an adult and not blame me for yourself being hot headed. 1.1172 0.02854 145 129 15 1
5152 Now, that's a bunch of babble. 1.1163 0.03040 129 115 13 1
5153 the Voice of America will be debating for the Affirmative 1.1159 0.02735 138 122 16 0
5154 Where’s Helen Reddy when I need need her MOST? 1.1156 0.02647 147 130 17 0
5155 Superman, where are you? 1.1154 0.02723 156 139 16 1
5156 I say we just go with Make Them Great Again! 1.1154 0.02870 156 140 14 2
5157 The top land formation is not only the center of the earth,it is the center of the universe 1.1151 0.03077 139 125 12 2
5158 Aaaaahhhhhhh!! 1.1151 0.03077 139 125 12 2
5159 Where is your REAL cartographer's map? 1.1151 0.03242 139 126 10 3
5160 Don’t worry, the microphone maintains inertia. 1.1149 0.03110 148 134 11 3
5161 We are taking this precious planet to outer space for safekeeping 1.1143 0.02699 140 124 16 0
5162 Here you see Turtle Island: head in Baffin Bay, right foreleg in Labrador, right hind leg in Florida, left hind leg in Baja California, left foreleg in Alaska, tuchis in Texas, and tail in Mexico. My opponent wants to fence off its tail. 1.1140 0.03471 114 103 9 2
5163 Let me remind you, global warming is not real. It’s colder than ever! 1.1139 0.02975 158 143 12 3
5164 You'll never beat the whole globe. 1.1133 0.02921 150 135 13 2
5165 I'm tired of hearing about your world view! We need to take care of ourselves! Peter Giessner, Peapack NJ 1.1129 0.03075 124 111 12 1
5166 Twitter Dude: "Well, actually..." 1.1128 0.02753 133 118 15 0
5167 I know we are known as the "Globe Theatre" but this is beyond the pale! 1.1119 0.02825 143 128 14 1
5168 I said a contour drawing, not shapes. 1.1111 0.03160 117 105 11 1
5169 I’ll probably will do it. Maybe, definitely. 1.1111 0.02911 135 121 13 1
5170 Force Push! 1.1104 0.02849 154 139 13 2
5171 The quarter-less globe 1.1103 0.02891 136 122 13 1
5172 I know that you can defend the current geopolitical economic policies, but I like nachos. 1.1098 0.02870 164 149 12 3
5173 Quit spraying spit when you talk! 1.1097 0.02976 155 141 11 3
5174 And this is his hair brain... 1.1096 0.02594 146 130 16 0
5175 Hey, all you 50-something liberals -- how about submitting a caption for this picture? I know you motherfuckers are competitive. 1.1095 0.03052 137 124 11 2
5176 Great! You blew the pollution INTO the earth and voila! Just watch out for some guy with a giant pin! 1.1095 0.03052 137 124 11 2
5177 Congratulations to those of you who had 'Esperanto' in the sweepstake. 1.1088 0.02578 147 131 16 0
5178 However; speaking economically... 1.1087 0.02851 138 124 13 1
5179 As you can see Casper the ghost is surrounded by tectonic plates. 1.1085 0.03159 129 117 10 2
5180 Last time you used a spoon to remove the fly. 1.1079 0.02832 139 125 13 1
5181 And then the northern blob introduced itself to the southern blob and the rest is history. 1.1077 0.02940 130 117 12 1
5182 As you see, my opponent has no defense on that issue. 1.1077 0.02940 130 117 12 1
5183 He's got the whole world in his hands ! Ann Haskell Climax, New York 1.1074 0.03482 121 111 7 3
5184 This monstrosity, and I know this is hard to believe, is a terrible debater 1.1074 0.02545 149 133 16 0
5185 Trump: Mexico will pay for the wall The World: Ummmm I don't thin- Trump: NO, NO, QUIET I SAIDDDD MEXICO WILL PAY FOR THE WALL Mexico: No thank you The World: We told yo- Trump: I SAID MEXICO WILL PAY OKAY? MEXICO WILL PAYYYYY! The World: okay buddy 1.1071 0.02812 140 126 13 1
5186 But we were told that we were winning! 1.1071 0.02936 112 100 12 0
5187 Most all the stage's a world, as I like it for a global warming debate. 1.1071 0.02990 140 127 11 2
5188 If you truly don't usually moon me, then please show us all what you're hiding behind China!! 1.1067 0.03013 150 137 10 3
5189 As our guest speaker tonight, we have, uh, well... 1.1067 0.03013 150 137 10 3
5190 As we're behind schedule, our next speaker has promised to keep his remarks short. 1.1067 0.03013 150 137 10 3
5191 Ladies and gentlemen,we are honored to have Mr World with us tonight. Mr. World is a specially-designed electronic globe that is able to answer any questions you may have on climate change. 1.1066 0.02805 122 109 13 0
5192 While I may not speak on behalf of two continents..... 1.1061 0.03090 132 120 10 2
5193 And are you going to call my tax plan "oblate spheroid" as well? 1.1061 0.03090 132 120 10 2
5194 It's OK, the dog is merely chasing his own tail-unablr to make a deal. 1.1061 0.02897 132 119 12 1
5195 ...for example, Jesus ... 1.1060 0.02513 151 135 16 0
5196 Next speaker please, Mr Earth what say you! 1.1053 0.02666 152 137 14 1
5197 If elected, I will fix our worldly problems 1.1053 0.02825 152 138 12 2
5198 Where is the Mexican ambassador? I told him to deliver the check for the wall here an hour ago. Typical lazy...peasant. I call 'em mendacious (not sure what it means but it sounds insulting) 1.1053 0.03068 133 121 10 2
5199 The president of the United States is now the earth. How do you feel about this country mr. president? 1.1049 0.02714 162 147 13 2
5200 Get a good look while oyu can. 1.1045 0.02856 134 121 12 1
5201 And now for our next speaker, Global WarNing. 1.1045 0.02652 134 120 14 0
5202 Ahhh! The Giant Ball! 1.1029 0.02816 136 123 12 1
5203 My oopponen 1.1022 0.02597 137 123 14 0
5204 Tantrum Trump speaks to his followers: “It’s me against them... It’s us against them.... It’s me against the world.... It’s us against the world........” 1.1020 0.02505 147 132 15 0
5205 Don't take Ath too seriously." 1.1019 0.02739 157 143 12 2
5206 North America's going to crush my face and I won't be able to do anything about it. 1.1017 0.02415 177 160 16 1
5207 And now please welcome Mr Galapogos. 1.1013 0.02570 158 143 14 1
5208 Indy, I already told you, “I don’t have it”. 1.1007 0.02650 149 135 13 1
5209 No wall stop our next speaker. 1.1000 0.02633 150 136 13 1
5210 as you can see my opponent is a no show! he still thinks that Leif Erickson was the first one here. What a foolish thought. 1.1000 0.02633 150 136 13 1
5211 Live: Horton and Whoville debate post WWII views on immigration 1.1000 0.03060 130 119 9 2
5212 I challenge you to show that climate change is nothing but a hoax. 1.1000 0.02545 140 126 14 0
5213 I said, 'cars.' Massachusetts, I told you to stifle! 1.0994 0.02673 161 147 12 2
5214 Sure My opponent is larger but without me his face would be where his butt is! 1.0993 0.02617 151 137 13 1
5215 -WHITE MALE PLATFORM-"Hold ON! I am NOT done talking." 1.0993 0.02442 151 136 15 0
5216 Your incontinence makes you sound like ET or maybe Joe Lieberman! 1.0992 0.03037 131 120 9 2
5217 My tower doeth protest? 1.0988 0.02509 162 147 14 1
5218 That's not an argument My opponent should show up 1.0986 0.02511 142 128 14 0
5219 what a bimbo bear you are! 1.0985 0.02603 132 119 13 0
5220 And now we will hear from the mother of all speakers on climate change. Drew Bridges, Wake Forest, NC 1.0985 0.03015 132 121 9 2
5221 No, No, No, it doesn't exist. 1.0980 0.02898 153 141 9 3
5222 This is America, whooot. 1.0979 0.02684 143 130 12 1
5223 Trump lectures the world: there's no debating it, I've made America great again, better than all of you and that other hemisphere hiding behind you! 1.0976 0.03144 123 113 8 2
5224 Listen up, you 7.5 billion people out there, I represent the top 5% of greatest wealth -- and that's 70%, so you're outvoted. 1.0972 0.02666 144 131 12 1
5225 Here you can see projected evolution of our planet next century without carbon capture. 1.0970 0.02776 134 122 11 1
5226 My opponent's ideas make quite a splash, but they just don't water! 1.0966 0.02461 145 131 14 0
5227 We are testing this as a potential backdrop for the Oval Office with the lectern replacing the ResoluteDesk. 1.0962 0.02537 156 142 13 1
5228 As you can see, 'World Table' is a comment platform — aimed at tipping the table on its edge. 1.0959 0.02805 146 134 10 2
5229 I didn't aware when saying "Make our planet great again" 1.0946 0.03083 148 138 6 4
5230 you're shouting again. stop. this is such old news. 1.0945 0.02606 127 115 12 0
5231 Global warming is Wavey af 1.0943 0.02646 159 146 11 2
5232 ...But she changes her mind every second. 1.0942 0.03066 138 128 7 3
5233 There’s my opponent, running around the world, counting his money, a beautiful girl on each arm. 1.0940 0.02581 149 136 12 1
5234 ....MEAN WHILE BACK AT THE RANCH... 1.0940 0.02751 149 137 10 2
5235 Order, orrr der! 1.0933 0.02892 150 139 8 3
5236 Elect her and she 1.0933 0.02564 150 137 12 1
5237 You canC%22]/div[1]/form[1]/a[1]%22%2C%22href%22:%22https://account.newyorker.com/?retURL=https%253A%252F%252Fwww.newyorker.com%252Fcartoons%252Fcontest%2523thisweek%253Freload%253Dtrue%22} 1.0930 0.02567 129 117 12 0
5238 I needed a platform like Dukakis to not be upstaged by you! 1.0927 0.02368 151 137 14 0
5239 look at this fucking fattie bro 1.0915 0.02429 142 129 13 0
5240 The polar bears are on the Hudson Bay. 1.0915 0.02339 153 139 14 0
5241 AAukkeueue6we6 1.0909 0.02819 154 143 8 3
5242 Baja California. Definitely. 1.0902 0.02713 133 122 10 1
5243 No sir, this is our "Creamed Tornado Soup", not Creamed Tomato. 1.0897 0.02754 145 134 9 2
5244 The world. She a big. She a beautiful. Me, the man beside, fella so small? I hold her back, I reject the lady. Too large. She a big, and I am object. 1.0887 0.02808 124 114 9 1
5245 Technology... Entertainment... Duluth 1.0882 0.02441 136 124 12 0
5246 Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Indianapolis, Indiana And Columbus is the capital of O-hi-o 1.0881 0.02425 159 146 12 1
5247 You can call yourself Gaia, but let the people know your real name is Goliath, Mister Big Shot! 1.0872 0.02320 149 136 13 0
5248 Revenge of the nerds 1.0866 0.02744 127 117 9 1
5249 I don't need your opinion, stay away! 1.0857 0.02582 140 129 10 1
5250 Just believe in Jesus 1.0851 0.02564 141 130 10 1
5251 Y 1.0816 0.02463 147 136 10 1
5252 What an irony ! We are all witnessing my debate opponent being 1.0815 0.02363 135 124 11 0
5253 This is a congress of the World Health Organization... Organization 1.0809 0.02568 136 126 9 1
5254 And as president, I will remove all coastal entry restrictions." Gaye Fontoura, Ossining, N 1.0805 0.02431 149 138 10 1
5255 We have to face the fact that if my opponents are that critical of Israeli policy, they may be anti-semites. 1.0800 0.02688 125 116 8 1
5256 The World is a Vampire! 1.0800 0.02688 125 116 8 1
5257 Geez Mother, I packed my own lunch! 1.0791 0.02298 139 128 11 0
5258 I have a pet peeve! 1.0786 0.02695 140 131 7 2
5259 Stop in the name of the law! 1.0784 0.02545 153 143 8 2
5260 I’m just tryna stick my dick in your great lakes 1.0780 0.02480 141 131 9 1
5261 excuse me waiter,there's an elephant nose in my soup. 1.0775 0.02364 129 119 10 0
5262 The world's mine oyster 1.0769 0.02236 143 132 11 0
5263 As you must already know, a thorn brought a lion to its knees. That's Mr.Thorn to you! And don't forget it! 1.0769 0.02588 130 121 8 1
5264 And what about Pete Davidson and Kate Beckinsale? 1.0764 0.02430 144 134 9 1
5265 There has been allot of misconceptions about your financial situations" 1.0763 0.02329 131 121 10 0
5266 Mother knows best, and you know it, buddy, please realize! 1.0753 0.02192 146 135 11 0
5267 And now find the next power point. 1.0725 0.02215 138 128 10 0
5268 And the next step is Melancholia! 1.0714 0.02184 140 130 10 0
5269 Our side of the world is clean the other side is dirty! 1.0704 0.02375 142 133 8 1
5270 I told you that I didn’t want carrot soup” For cartoon of the week in 3/11/19 issu 1.0658 0.02585 152 145 4 3
5271 Not fair! I was only scheduled to d 1.0620 0.02399 129 122 6 1
5272 So how’s the California vacation Dad? 1.0616 0.01997 146 137 9 0
5273 Mr. Worldwide... 1.0612 0.02206 147 139 7 1
5274 For your next conference or congress: a podium scaled exactly to 1/6 of 2 gazzlions dimension of the planet earth's surface. 1.0608 0.01971 148 139 9 0
5275 And on another note, "MoM! I'lL bE HoMe ArOUnD SiX!" 1.0604 0.01958 149 140 9 0
5276 Penis 1.0563 0.02402 142 136 4 2
5277 Message strong with 2nd grade athetic. 1.0431 0.01894 116 111 5 0