Contest #654


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654

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I guarantee in twelve hours we'll see a completely different side of my opponent.”
  2. “Don't be fooled by her 4.5 billion years of experience.”
  3. “And what makes you the expert on global warming?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-17T15:00:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-31T15:01:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-03-25T15:01:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 1, 2019
Number of captions 6873
Number of responses 1286972
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Cancel the molten lava cake. 1.6837 0.05796 196 105 48 43
1 You know what? Just bring me back the one with the fly in it. 1.6684 0.05756 193 104 49 40
2 On second thought, let's skip the chocolate lava cake for dessert. 1.6632 0.05839 190 104 46 40
3 Cancel the chocolate lava cake. 1.6628 0.06183 172 95 40 37
4 I’d like to cancel my lava cake. 1.6615 0.05988 195 112 37 46
5 Pardon me waiter, but there appears to be a fly, a house, and a cow in my soup. 1.6612 0.06077 183 103 39 41
6 Cancel the Lava cake for desert. 1.6552 0.05628 203 112 49 42
7 Is it too late to cancel the lava cake? 1.6548 0.06318 168 95 36 37
8 On second thought, cancel the lava cake. 1.6421 0.05821 190 107 44 39
9 I see nothing wrong. But then, I'm a Republican. 1.6277 0.05693 188 105 48 35
10 Do you recommend getting under the table or waiting it out? 1.6193 0.05300 197 106 60 31
11 I think I want to cancel my lava cake order now 1.6185 0.06266 173 104 31 38
12 I certainly won't be ordering the chocolate lava cake. 1.6161 0.05424 224 133 44 47
13 No, I’m sure that I said fennel. 1.6158 0.05180 203 109 63 31
14 Cancel the chocolate avalanche cake. 1.6141 0.05757 184 105 45 34
15 What's the forecast for the entrée? 1.6085 0.05437 189 104 55 30
16 I asked for locally sourced. This is clearly from Kansas. 1.6075 0.05611 186 105 49 32
17 Well, it sure looks to me like a recipe for disaster 1.6022 0.05968 186 113 34 39
18 On second thought, I’ll pass on the chocolate lava cake. 1.6000 0.05294 205 116 55 34
19 Let’s cancel the molten lava cake, shall we? 1.5967 0.05904 181 108 38 35
20 Can you move me to a table with a little less atmosphere? 1.5955 0.05602 178 100 50 28
21 Any chance you could turn down the celling fan? 1.5924 0.05778 184 109 41 34
22 I want to rethink that chocolate molten lava cake I ordered. 1.5892 0.05653 185 108 45 32
23 Well, yes, I did say surprise me 1.5882 0.05140 204 114 60 30
24 I had this same soup in Sidney, but it went clockwise. 1.5870 0.05466 184 104 52 28
25 Didn't the cook know this was a recipe for a disaster? 1.5866 0.05586 179 102 49 28
26 This dish is a disaster. 1.5812 0.05518 191 112 47 32
27 I can't wait to see the Molten Lava Cake. 1.5804 0.05267 224 136 46 42
28 What's the forecast for dessert? 1.5751 0.05378 193 112 51 30
29 Is it too late to cancel my molten lava cake dessert? 1.5706 0.05648 177 104 45 28
30 Maybe leave the towel. 1.5698 0.05542 179 104 48 27
31 I think I’d better cancel that lava cake 1.5648 0.05630 193 119 39 35
32 Do you have any other seasonal specials? 1.5642 0.05658 179 107 43 29
33 Cancel the Baked Alaska. 1.5621 0.05923 169 103 37 29
34 Could you turn off the ceiling fan? 1.5619 0.05264 194 113 53 28
35 I'm declaring a plate of emergency. 1.5577 0.05130 208 123 54 31
36 My friends warned me about the atmosphere in this place. 1.5562 0.06062 160 98 35 27
37 Before you go, describe the iceberg salad. 1.5561 0.05878 187 120 30 37
38 Reality check, please. 1.5544 0.05440 193 117 45 31
39 That's ok. I'll give it a whirl. 1.5525 0.05393 181 106 50 25
40 The chef is really cooking up a storm tonight. 1.5521 0.05414 192 116 46 30
41 And for dessert I'd like the lava cake. 1.5503 0.05929 169 105 35 29
42 I say tomato, you bring tornado; let's call the whole thing off. 1.5495 0.05754 182 114 36 32
43 Our chef has been cooking up a storm. 1.5482 0.05308 197 119 48 30
44 The chef suggests stirring in the opposite direction. 1.5473 0.04983 201 116 60 25
45 Don’t worry, soon it’ll be downgraded to a tropical bisque. 1.5463 0.04910 205 118 62 25
46 Let’s cancel that molten lava cake order. 1.5455 0.05455 176 104 48 24
47 I'd like to speak to the meteorologist. 1.5430 0.05395 186 112 47 27
48 From a recipe for disaster? 1.5429 0.05714 175 108 39 28
49 Is this farm-to-table? 1.5410 0.05680 183 115 37 31
50 I think I’ll cancel the volcano cake for dessert. 1.5397 0.05486 189 117 42 30
51 I think you might want to turn down the ceiling fan. 1.5392 0.05123 204 123 52 29
52 For dessert, may I recommend the hot lava cake. 1.5381 0.05233 210 131 45 34
53 Also, it's too cold. 1.5351 0.05366 185 112 47 26
54 I'm saying the whole meal is a disaster. 1.5348 0.05213 187 111 52 24
55 I called you over to say there was a fly in my soup, but things have escalated since then. 1.5333 0.04892 195 112 62 21
56 Please cancel the flambé. 1.5330 0.05600 182 114 39 29
57 Can I get this downgraded to a tropical storm? 1.5330 0.04968 182 103 61 18
58 Okay, so I'm guessing my crackers are in Kansas? 1.5330 0.05654 182 115 37 30
59 I’m sorry, but this soup is a disaster. 1.5329 0.05810 167 104 37 26
60 Maybe it does happen only once in a hundred years. I'm still sending it back. 1.5319 0.05512 188 118 40 30
61 I demand to see the meteorologist. 1.5319 0.05408 188 116 44 28
62 I'd like to cancel my crepes flambe. 1.5318 0.05653 173 107 40 26
63 I said, "Thai food! Not typhoon." 1.5288 0.05239 191 116 49 26
64 Do you have any crackers shaped like mobile homes? 1.5288 0.05343 191 118 45 28
65 I think blowing on it made it worse. 1.5285 0.05500 193 123 38 32
66 Do you think you could turn down the ceiling fan? 1.5281 0.05473 178 109 44 25
67 Fennel, I said. 1.5272 0.05500 184 115 41 28
68 I'm sorry you're disappointed, but the menu did note that our soups rotate seasonally. 1.5272 0.05500 184 115 41 28
69 If you like this I’m sure you will enjoy the lava cake for dessert. 1.5241 0.05216 187 113 50 24
70 This soup is a natural disaster. 1.5238 0.04734 210 123 64 23
71 This whole evening has been a disaster! 1.5238 0.05120 189 113 53 23
72 It's not a hair or anything, but I thought it was worth letting you know about. 1.5233 0.05250 193 119 47 27
73 I distinctly said, ‘fennel’. 1.5233 0.05250 193 119 47 27
74 I just assumed that Category 5 meant spicy. 1.5231 0.05106 195 118 52 25
75 It’s fine, I’ll just eat around it.” 1.5228 0.04805 197 114 63 20
76 Perhaps sir would like a table not quite so close to the ceiling fan? 1.5226 0.05129 199 122 50 27
77 Chef has been cooking up a storm today. 1.5200 0.05487 175 108 43 24
78 What does the chef forecast for tonight's entree? 1.5196 0.05032 179 104 57 18
79 Cancel the volcano cake 1.5196 0.05677 179 115 35 29
80 Could you turn the ceiling fan down, please? 1.5193 0.05053 181 106 56 19
81 I said funnel CAKE! 1.5179 0.05056 195 118 53 24
82 It's part of our farm to table menu. 1.5176 0.05228 199 125 45 29
83 Can I order again, in English? 1.5169 0.05238 178 107 50 21
84 I said fennel soup, not funnel soup 1.5163 0.05226 184 112 49 23
85 That's the last time I say "Surprise me." 1.5161 0.05070 186 111 54 21
86 Excuse me, but I ordered the funnel CAKE. 1.5160 0.04973 188 111 57 20
87 I thought you were five stars, not category five. 1.5156 0.05007 192 115 55 22
88 Would it take an act of God for you to bring me a napkin? 1.5152 0.05100 198 122 50 26
89 Can you turn the overhead fan down a little? 1.5150 0.05160 200 125 47 28
90 On second thought, cancel the volcano roll. 1.5143 0.05722 175 113 34 28
91 About dessert, could you give me a few details regarding the chocolate volcano cake? 1.5140 0.05566 179 114 38 27
92 This reminds me of my Auntie Em’s recipe. 1.5138 0.05463 181 114 41 26
93 And for dessert I'll have the funnel cake." 1.5128 0.05108 195 120 50 25
94 I assume the rainbow trout is less literal. 1.5128 0.05211 195 122 46 27
95 I’m going to need another napkin. 1.5117 0.04640 213 126 65 22
96 On second thought, cancel my dessert order for the “Death By Chocolate” cake. 1.5109 0.05394 184 116 42 26
97 I asked for fennel. 1.5104 0.05376 192 123 40 29
98 So this is a Kansas farm-to-table dish, then? 1.5098 0.04987 204 126 52 26
99 I see your chef added a new twist. 1.5088 0.05070 171 100 55 16
100 What do you mean I'm paying for the atmosphere? 1.5085 0.05261 177 108 48 21
101 A true farm-to-table experience is fraught with peril. 1.5085 0.05261 177 108 48 21
102 I ordered clockwise. 1.5084 0.05510 179 114 39 26
103 I hope it picks up the tab. 1.5080 0.05435 187 120 39 28
104 The wine is lovely, but the soup is a disaster. 1.5079 0.05067 189 115 52 22
105 I'd like to change my wine pairing to something more robust. 1.5079 0.05067 189 115 52 22
106 You haven’t seen my daughter or her dog, by any chance? 1.5078 0.05405 193 125 38 30
107 I guess it's safer than your chocolate lava cake though. 1.5078 0.05304 193 123 42 28
108 Does your restaurant have a basement? 1.5075 0.05081 199 124 49 26
109 I’d like this to go, please. 1.5057 0.05096 176 105 53 18
110 And I'll have your funnel cake for dessert. 1.5054 0.05395 184 117 41 26
111 To be honest, it's not blowing me away. 1.5027 0.05191 183 113 48 22
112 This is why I prefer menus printed in English. 1.5027 0.05219 187 117 46 24
113 It’s a new twist on an old recipe 1.5026 0.04973 191 116 54 21
114 Its eye is bigger than my stomach. 1.5025 0.05092 201 127 47 27
115 This is a disaster. 1.5024 0.05073 207 132 46 29
116 For dessert, I'll have the mudslide. 1.5000 0.04911 200 123 54 23
117 Excuse me - I ordered the bread bowl, not the dust bowl. 1.5000 0.04970 194 119 53 22
118 This soup is literally a disaster. 1.5000 0.04896 198 121 55 22
119 On second thought, I will take that napkin. 1.5000 0.04899 192 116 56 20
120 Well, the soup is a disaster! 1.5000 0.04998 206 130 49 27
121 Waiter, there's a fly - and the wreckage of several rural communities - in my soup. 1.5000 0.05157 190 119 47 24
122 I realize everything is moving to the cloud but this is ridiculous. 1.5000 0.05063 192 119 50 23
123 It’s a recipe for disaster. 1.5000 0.05089 196 123 48 25
124 I ordered Funnel Cake! 1.5000 0.05300 178 111 45 22
125 Should I have blown clockwise? 1.4974 0.04951 195 120 53 22
126 Save room for our funnel cake! 1.4974 0.05243 191 122 43 26
127 Never mind the cracked pepper. Do you have a basement? 1.4970 0.05547 165 104 40 21
128 No, I mean it literally sucks. 1.4950 0.04773 202 123 58 21
129 Will you be experiencing our chocolate lava cake for dessert? 1.4950 0.05012 200 126 49 25
130 And to drink, may I have a Hurricane? 1.4947 0.05211 190 121 44 25
131 What's the weather forecast for the entrée ? 1.4946 0.05404 186 121 38 27
132 You're going to make me ask for the bib, aren't you? 1.4946 0.05128 186 116 48 22
133 If I survive the soup, I will have Death by Chocolate for dessert. 1.4944 0.05372 180 115 41 24
134 I would not recommend sending it back, sir. 1.4944 0.05240 178 111 46 21
135 To paraphrase Gershwin” You say tomato, I say tornado “ 1.4944 0.05240 178 111 46 21
136 I'm vortex intolerant. 1.4943 0.05405 176 112 41 23
137 It began as an area of low pressure over the Pinot Noir. 1.4943 0.05391 174 110 42 22
138 The mini mobile homes are a nice touch. 1.4942 0.05376 172 108 43 21
139 Sorry to bother, but I’m wondering if it might be possible to turn down the ceiling fan a bit? 1.4941 0.05612 170 110 36 24
140 and I'll take the funnel cake for dessert! 1.4939 0.05436 164 102 43 19
141 The menu said clockwise. 1.4922 0.05149 193 123 45 25
142 I’ll wrap this for you, and your little dog too. 1.4919 0.05262 185 118 43 24
143 So basically it’s just yesterday’s soup du jour with a twist. 1.4915 0.05261 177 111 45 21
144 Waiter, there are small red shoes in my soup. 1.4912 0.05648 171 112 34 25
145 Is this seasonal? 1.4911 0.05316 169 105 45 19
146 'Still water will be fine, thank you.' 1.4904 0.05008 208 134 46 28
147 I knew it was a mistake to try to order in French. 1.4899 0.05298 198 131 37 30
148 Farm to table. 1.4898 0.05340 196 130 36 30
149 So am I right to assume FEMA will pick up my check? 1.4897 0.05023 194 122 49 23
150 My soup just granted me three wishes. 1.4891 0.05112 184 115 48 21
151 Tell the chef that the soup here is a disaster. 1.4890 0.05270 182 116 43 23
152 Tell the chef he's not in Kansas anymore! 1.4886 0.05159 176 109 48 19
153 And what kind of disaster should I expect for the entree? 1.4881 0.05663 168 110 34 24
154 It's just like my Auntie Em used to make. 1.4880 0.05454 166 105 41 20
155 I thought you said fennel. 1.4877 0.05149 203 133 41 29
156 I ordered the counterclockwise. 1.4876 0.04841 201 125 54 22
157 Will conditions change in time for my entree? 1.4874 0.04929 199 125 51 23
158 And how long will it be before my entree makes landfall? 1.4874 0.05031 199 127 47 25
159 There's been a mistake. I ordered a blizzard. 1.4872 0.05108 195 125 45 25
160 And does climate change also explain why I don't have a spoon? 1.4868 0.05442 189 126 34 29
161 On second thought cancel that funnel cake. 1.4863 0.05073 183 114 49 20
162 It’s today’s soup special, sir. The Clam Before the Storm. 1.4847 0.05240 196 129 39 28
163 And for dessert I'll have the molten lava cake. 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
164 No, I said fennel soup. 1.4845 0.05180 194 126 42 26
165 Yes, I tried blowing on it. Why do you ask? 1.4844 0.05062 192 122 47 23
166 This dish is a total disaster. 1.4840 0.05412 188 125 35 28
167 The itsy bitsy spider in my soup just went up the waterspout. 1.4840 0.05086 188 119 47 22
168 Auntie Em’s recipe? 1.4826 0.05140 201 132 41 28
169 You say they don’t serve this soup in Kansas anymore? 1.4824 0.04979 199 127 48 24
170 Funnel soup? I ordered fennel soup! 1.4821 0.04950 195 123 50 22
171 Waiter, there’s an eye in my soup. 1.4819 0.05520 166 107 38 21
172 Would you mind turning the ceiling fan down? 1.4817 0.04916 191 119 52 20
173 So this must be what you mean by “farm to table.” 1.4813 0.05162 187 120 44 23
174 Give my compliments to the chef, he's been cooking up a storm! 1.4813 0.05106 187 119 46 22
175 I believe it has something to do with the plate tectonics, sir. 1.4808 0.04720 208 130 56 22
176 Excuse me, I ordered the Category 3. 1.4804 0.04969 179 110 52 17
177 This “Farm to Table” trend is getting way out of hand. 1.4802 0.05380 177 115 39 23
178 I guess the fly is the least of my problems. 1.4798 0.04734 198 122 57 19
179 Our spin on farm to table. 1.4798 0.05223 173 109 45 19
180 I was wondering what would be unique about Kansas chowder 1.4798 0.05287 173 110 43 20
181 Excuse me, I believe I ordered the calm before the storm 1.4787 0.05304 188 124 38 26
182 This soup is a disaster 1.4780 0.05014 205 134 44 27
183 Is this the chef's recipe for disaster? 1.4774 0.05079 199 130 43 26
184 There’s been a mistake— I ordered my tempest in a teapot. 1.4773 0.05342 176 114 40 22
185 This soup is a recipe for disaster! 1.4764 0.04749 212 135 53 24
186 And for dessert, I would like a mudslide." 1.4759 0.05432 187 126 33 28
187 Honestly, I wasn't blown away by this dish. 1.4757 0.04752 206 130 54 22
188 My compliments to the meteorologist. 1.4757 0.05203 185 120 42 23
189 We're a Category 5 restaurant. 1.4751 0.05052 181 114 48 19
190 Waiter, there's an act of God in my soup." 1.4747 0.04713 217 139 53 25
191 Nevermind. It's taking itself back. 1.4745 0.05288 196 132 35 29
192 This meal is a disaster. 1.4743 0.04918 175 107 53 15
193 Do you have any category 3 crackers? 1.4731 0.05237 186 122 40 24
194 When you said the soup would blow me away, this is not what I had in mind. 1.4721 0.04804 197 124 53 20
195 Is the forecast for dessert any better? 1.4721 0.04963 197 127 47 23
196 All I did was blow on it. 1.4720 0.04668 214 136 55 23
197 Could you maybe turn off the ceiling fan? 1.4718 0.05308 195 132 34 29
198 Could I downgrade this soup to tropical storm? 1.4715 0.04649 193 118 59 16
199 There’s a house in my soup. 1.4709 0.04951 189 120 49 20
200 I'm pretty sure I ordered a Category 3. 1.4709 0.04495 206 126 63 17
201 It's from our seasonal menu. 1.4706 0.05222 170 108 44 18
202 Excuse me, but I ordered the calm chowder. 1.4703 0.05020 202 133 43 26
203 Our Chef, Dorthy, is from Kansas. 1.4700 0.05019 217 147 38 32
204 I thought "A Perfect Storm of Flavors" was just menu hyperbole. 1.4700 0.04855 200 128 50 22
205 This meal has been a natural disaster. 1.4693 0.05506 179 121 32 26
206 This isn't even the weirdest thing to happen to me today. 1.4689 0.05257 177 115 41 21
207 You say tomato, I say tornado... let’s call the whole thing off. 1.4680 0.04852 203 131 49 23
208 Waiter...there are tiny farm implements in my soup. 1.4677 0.04837 201 129 50 22
209 Now everyone will notice that I'm eating alone. 1.4674 0.05222 184 121 40 23
210 Does this restaurant have a basement!? 1.4674 0.04868 184 115 52 17
211 Compliments to the Chef, I'm totally blown away. 1.4671 0.05357 167 108 40 19
212 I actually ordered the funnel cake... 1.4671 0.05424 167 109 38 20
213 I think it took my napkin. 1.4670 0.05490 182 124 31 27
214 I'd like this to go. 1.4663 0.05413 178 119 35 24
215 The soup's fine. It's just that you placed my wine glass and bottle to my left. 1.4659 0.05339 176 116 38 22
216 Could I have something with a less dramatic presentation? 1.4659 0.05153 176 113 44 19
217 If it reaches category four, I'm sending it back. 1.4659 0.05090 176 112 46 18
218 You were right. The first course does change the atmosphere in here. 1.4657 0.04733 204 130 53 21
219 Well I wasn't eating alone a second ago. 1.4655 0.05446 174 116 35 23
220 I now regret blowing on it. 1.4654 0.04800 217 143 47 27
221 There's an eye in my soup. 1.4651 0.05110 172 109 46 17
222 I think I had this in Kansas once. 1.4649 0.05027 185 119 46 20
223 We take farm to table very seriously here." 1.4646 0.04730 198 125 54 19
224 I'm afraid to order the baked Alaska. 1.4641 0.04987 181 115 48 18
225 My apologies, Sir. Your meal will be on the house... once the house lands. 1.4635 0.05163 192 128 39 25
226 I need something to chase it with. 1.4634 0.04865 205 134 47 24
227 And for dessert,sir,we have a delicious funnel cake. 1.4632 0.05096 190 125 42 23
228 Yes, it IS very impressive, but I said “tomato.” 1.4629 0.05542 175 119 31 25
229 Please tell Pierre I'm loving his new spin on the bouillabaisse. 1.4628 0.04910 188 120 49 19
230 I said fennel, not funnel! 1.4628 0.04851 188 119 51 18
231 Our new chef? From Kansas, why do you ask sir? 1.4627 0.04835 201 130 49 22
232 When I said I wanted the soup to go, I didn’t mean this. 1.4615 0.04944 195 127 46 22
233 Dude. Fennel,not funnel. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
234 What wine would you suggest? 1.4611 0.04645 193 120 57 16
235 After the "all clear" I"ll need you to grate some more parmesan. 1.4611 0.04943 180 114 49 17
236 I can hardly wait for the molten chocolate cake. 1.4607 0.04909 191 123 48 20
237 Would you mind turning off the ceiling fan? 1.4607 0.04965 191 124 46 21
238 It's a seasonal soup. 1.4607 0.05109 178 115 44 19
239 So, funnel cakes for dessert, I assume? 1.4604 0.04765 202 130 51 21
240 It's a solid first course, but it does not blow me away. 1.4597 0.04416 211 131 63 17
241 How many disasters should I anticipate coming out of the kitchen tonight? 1.4596 0.05093 198 133 39 26
242 There must be some mix-up. I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4596 0.04940 198 130 45 23
243 This may constitute farm-to-table cuisine in Kansas, but we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.4596 0.05042 198 132 41 25
244 So do I have to click my heels together three times to get some bread? 1.4592 0.04871 196 127 48 21
245 For dessert the funnel cake is to die for 1.4588 0.05349 170 112 38 20
246 I thought you said, “ carrot and chive not category five...” 1.4588 0.05224 194 132 35 27
247 I thought you meant 'fennel' soup. 1.4587 0.04869 218 147 42 29
248 No. No. No. To-ma-to. 1.4586 0.05166 181 119 41 21
249 Are these even in season? 1.4583 0.05330 168 110 39 19
250 When you said I’d be carried away by the soup, this is not what I expected. 1.4583 0.04945 192 125 46 21
251 On second thought, I'll take a table inside. 1.4583 0.05126 168 107 45 16
252 I'm quite sure I asked for Fennel Soup. 1.4581 0.05208 179 118 40 21
253 On second thought, I’ll skip the funnel cake. 1.4579 0.05039 190 125 43 22
254 There's a trailer park in my soup. 1.4576 0.05128 177 115 43 19
255 Really, this soup is a disaster. 1.4571 0.04917 210 141 42 27
256 No, I’m sure I said “tomato.” 1.4569 0.05162 197 134 36 27
257 Should I eat this or report it to the Weather Channel? 1.4565 0.05160 184 122 40 22
258 It's seasonal. 1.4564 0.04610 195 122 57 16
259 Waiter, this soup is a disaster. 1.4561 0.05389 171 114 36 21
260 I haven't tried it yet, but I'm expecting to be blown away. 1.4561 0.04922 171 107 50 14
261 I hope the restroom isn't somewhere over the rainbow". 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
262 I'm in a hurry. Can you go ahead and bring out the lava cake? 1.4551 0.05229 178 118 39 21
263 I believe I ordered the category 5. 1.4550 0.04691 200 128 53 19
264 Sorry, but I seem to have lost my spoon again. 1.4541 0.04975 196 130 43 23
265 Bring me a chaser. 1.4541 0.05027 196 131 41 24
266 I've changed my mind. I'll keep the one with the fly in it. 1.4541 0.04704 196 125 53 18
267 When I ordered this in Australia it spun in the opposite direction. 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
268 Do I call FEMA or Zagat? 1.4537 0.04861 205 136 45 24
269 I said, 'Thai FOOD'! 1.4536 0.04959 194 128 44 22
270 What would you recommend I chase this with? 1.4535 0.05489 172 117 32 23
271 Whatever. Tomato, tomaato, tornado, tornaado. 1.4530 0.04920 181 116 48 17
272 Cancel the funnel cake. 1.4527 0.04882 201 133 45 23
273 My compliments to the chef, the presentation is phenomenal. 1.4526 0.04980 190 125 44 21
274 When I said 'with a twist', I meant in my drink. 1.4526 0.04980 190 125 44 21
275 I said tomato. 1.4525 0.05145 179 118 41 20
276 Okay, bring back the bowl with the fly. 1.4525 0.05266 179 120 37 22
277 Sir, I believe you asked the chef to “whip something up?” 1.4523 0.04761 199 129 50 20
278 Common mistake, sir. A lot of our diners misread it as 'fennel' when they order this dish. 1.4521 0.04905 188 122 47 19
279 Maybe a little less atmosphere? 1.4516 0.05059 186 123 42 21
280 Is it local? 1.4511 0.05099 184 122 41 21
281 Could you bring me another spoon? 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
282 You're sure it's local? 1.4508 0.04698 193 123 53 17
283 In Washington we put a spin on everything. 1.4508 0.05084 193 130 39 24
284 You've cooked up a storm! 1.4508 0.04867 193 126 47 20
285 And to drink, I’d like a hurricane. 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
286 Garcon, there's flying in my soup. 1.4503 0.05257 171 113 39 19
287 Is it too late to change my order to a category 2 soup? 1.4503 0.05449 171 116 33 22
288 I don't think blowing on it will help. 1.4503 0.05015 191 127 42 22
289 Could I try something less assertive? 1.4500 0.04580 200 127 56 17
290 We recommend you hold on to your spoon very tightly. 1.4500 0.04938 180 116 47 17
291 I'll need a napkin. 1.4495 0.04830 198 130 47 21
292 So, just eat around it, you say? 1.4494 0.04782 178 112 52 14
293 So it’s an authentic Midwestern recipe? 1.4490 0.04919 196 130 44 22
294 I hear that this bisque is taking the city by storm! 1.4489 0.05208 176 117 39 20
295 It’ll blow over. 1.4486 0.05019 185 122 43 20
296 It's a modern twist on a culinary classic. 1.4486 0.04591 185 115 57 13
297 The entree paired with the soup du jour is "Duck and Cover." 1.4486 0.05078 185 123 41 21
298 Fennel...I ordered the fennel soup. 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
299 Wow, they're really cooking up a storm back there, huh? 1.4479 0.04828 192 125 48 19
300 It’s getting harder and harder to deny climate change. 1.4479 0.04714 192 123 52 17
301 Nice twist on the soup! 1.4476 0.04267 210 130 66 14
302 I assumed it was a misspelling. 1.4475 0.05160 181 121 39 21
303 I blew a little too hard. 1.4474 0.05143 190 129 37 24
304 Tell the chef his soup sucks 1.4472 0.04967 199 134 41 24
305 Think I'll cancel the Baked Alaska. 1.4469 0.05263 179 121 36 22
306 It didn't blow me away. 1.4466 0.04640 206 134 52 20
307 Can I change to indoor seating? 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
308 Excuse me, I said “Fennel” not “Funnel” 1.4462 0.04883 195 129 45 21
309 I ordered a Category 1, not a 5. 1.4461 0.04461 204 129 59 16
310 The good news is the fly is no longer in my soup. 1.4457 0.04978 184 121 44 19
311 An inconvenient soup, indeed. 1.4455 0.04510 211 136 56 19
312 Is this the chef's idea of whipping something up? 1.4450 0.04957 191 127 43 21
313 Waiter, there’s a flume in my soup 1.4450 0.04845 191 125 47 19
314 Is this Kosher? 1.4450 0.05175 191 131 35 25
315 You did ask the chef to whip something up 1.4450 0.04792 200 132 47 21
316 Can I actually get the bowl with the fly back? 1.4444 0.05571 171 119 28 24
317 I see you’re still figuring out this whole farm to table thing... 1.4444 0.04997 180 118 44 18
318 I see now why people complain about the atmosphere here 1.4444 0.04871 180 116 48 16
319 A recipe from the Chef’s Auntie Em, you say? 1.4444 0.04880 198 132 44 22
320 Alright, I'll give it a whirl. 1.4444 0.04932 198 133 42 23
321 I may have mispronounced my order 1.4438 0.04712 178 112 53 13
322 Well, I did say 'surprise me'. 1.4438 0.05037 178 117 43 18
323 Is this in season? 1.4438 0.05299 169 113 37 19
324 I ordered tomato, you heard tornado. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.4432 0.05448 176 122 30 24
325 All I did was click my heels together. 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
326 "Waiter, there's a polar vortex in my gazpacho. 1.4426 0.05174 183 124 37 22
327 My compliments to the Chief Meteorologist. 1.4425 0.05185 174 116 39 19
328 Is everything here farm-to-table? 1.4425 0.04854 174 111 49 14
329 Waiter--there's a microclimate in my soup. 1.4421 0.04626 190 121 54 15
330 I'm not blown away. 1.4417 0.04738 206 137 47 22
331 It happens when dry cold air meets warm moist air meets Vichyssoise. 1.4410 0.04714 195 127 50 18
332 It's the soup of the day of reckoning 1.4409 0.05222 186 128 34 24
333 I ordered the fennel soup. 1.4402 0.04973 209 145 36 28
334 Well, I can't say I'm blown away. 1.4400 0.04683 200 131 50 19
335 If I find a pair of ruby slippers in there I'm sending it back. 1.4398 0.05009 191 129 40 22
336 ...no, not funnel; "f-e-n-n-e-l". 1.4396 0.04670 207 137 49 21
337 It's not exactly blowing me away. 1.4396 0.05015 182 121 42 19
338 I'm afraid there's been a mistake. I ordered the tempest in a tea pot. 1.4394 0.04929 198 134 41 23
339 I think I'll have rainbow sherbet for dessert. 1.4392 0.05048 189 128 39 22
340 I'll take the second course in the cellar 1.4385 0.04797 187 122 48 17
341 Excuse me sir, I thought I ordered the funnel cake? 1.4385 0.04797 187 122 48 17
342 Do you have another table not so close to the fan? 1.4385 0.05031 187 126 40 21
343 When they said this place had atmosphere they weren’t kidding! 1.4384 0.04736 203 135 47 21
344 When did the seasonal menu change? 1.4381 0.04557 194 124 55 15
345 We've been cooking up a storm here lately. 1.4381 0.04615 194 125 53 16
346 Blowing is just making it worse! 1.4379 0.04879 169 108 48 13
347 I'll need a copy of the bill for FEMA. 1.4379 0.05295 169 114 36 19
348 Is this Kansas-farm-to-table? 1.4378 0.04665 201 132 50 19
349 We put our own twist on it. 1.4378 0.04770 201 134 46 21
350 The food here's good, but the atmosphere sucks. 1.4375 0.04895 208 143 39 26
351 I may need extra napkins. 1.4375 0.04649 192 124 52 16
352 Do you mind raising the barometric pressure in here a little? 1.4375 0.04707 192 125 50 17
353 Can I switch this out for some calm chowder? 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
354 I thought the special was fennel soup. 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
355 I think there was a mistake. I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
356 For dessert, I recommend the funnel cake. 1.4369 0.05026 206 144 34 28
357 I’ve had this dish south of the equator, but it always spins clockwise. 1.4369 0.04582 206 135 52 19
358 He’ll give 3 wishes, but they have to involve soup. 1.4368 0.04800 190 125 47 18
359 I ordered the Category 2. 1.4365 0.04732 197 130 48 19
360 I'm afraid this will give me wind. 1.4365 0.04946 197 134 40 23
361 I assure you the next course will blow you away. 1.4365 0.04971 181 120 43 18
362 I'm just guessing here, but will there be volcano cake for dessert? 1.4363 0.04718 204 136 47 21
363 Very occasionally, the cold air from the entrance and the warm humid air from the kitchen meet at this very table. 1.4362 0.04895 188 125 44 19
364 Yes, the chef's put a new spin on it. 1.4358 0.04754 179 115 50 14
365 Don't bother. Looks like that fly is gone now. 1.4354 0.04483 209 136 55 18
366 Chef will be pairing that with a chocolate volcano this evening. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
367 If this is what the beef tournedos look like, I would like to cancel my order for the pu pu platter and bloody mary, please. 1.4352 0.05385 193 139 24 30
368 For dessert I'll have the chocolate lava cake. 1.4348 0.05344 161 108 36 17
369 Was I not supposed to stir it? 1.4346 0.04894 191 128 43 20
370 Was this predicted? 1.4346 0.04838 191 127 45 19
371 I believe I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4346 0.04838 191 127 45 19
372 The new chef has really been cooking up a storm. 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
373 Yes there's a problem! Do you see a spoon? 1.4339 0.05100 189 130 36 23
374 If you enjoy this sir,I would highly recommend the funnel cake for dessert. 1.4335 0.05575 173 123 25 25
375 Buckle up, Sir. The main course will be out soon. 1.4335 0.04681 203 135 48 20
376 I'm going to need more croutons. 1.4333 0.04927 180 119 44 17
377 No matter how you spin it, the soup's terrible. 1.4332 0.04912 187 125 43 19
378 It's the same thing, sir. We used to serve it in a teapot. 1.4330 0.05001 194 133 38 23
379 I believe I asked for Fennel Soup... 1.4327 0.05112 171 114 40 17
380 So this is what "seasonal" means here in Kansas? 1.4324 0.04644 185 119 52 14
381 Is it best enjoyed in the basement? 1.4324 0.04526 222 149 50 23
382 So this is storm to table. 1.4323 0.04985 192 131 39 22
383 ‘’ Sheer culinary wizardry! My compliments to Chef Oz.’’ 1.4322 0.04694 199 132 48 19
384 This new chef is really cooking up a storm. 1.4322 0.04585 199 130 52 17
385 Can I order something else? This soup is a natural disaster. 1.4320 0.04946 169 110 45 14
386 And all ingredients are seasonal and locally-sourced here in Kansas? 1.4318 0.05070 176 118 40 18
387 It's Farm to Table. That farm is experiencing a weather event until 10 pm. 1.4318 0.05006 176 117 42 17
388 Fennel -- I said fennel soup! 1.4316 0.04619 190 123 52 15
389 My compliments to the wizard. 1.4316 0.04796 190 126 46 18
390 Well this is an interesting twist 1.4316 0.04619 190 123 52 15
391 Will dessert be another disaster? 1.4316 0.04738 190 125 48 17
392 Bring me the chocolate lava cake instead. 1.4309 0.04967 181 121 42 18
393 Do you have a table closer to the root cellar? 1.4309 0.04891 188 126 43 19
394 You say "tornado," but I said "tomato." 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
395 Yes, that took care of the fly, but there's still a problem. 1.4302 0.04880 179 118 45 16
396 I thought the menu said “tournedos”. 1.4301 0.04987 186 126 40 20
397 Sir, can you direct me to the basement? 1.4301 0.04741 193 128 47 18
398 Thank you. I believe the fly is gone. 1.4301 0.04854 193 130 43 20
399 I don’t care if it’s complimentary. 1.4300 0.04676 200 133 48 19
400 Naturally, the soup is a disaster. 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
401 I asked for Funnel Cake. 1.4294 0.04919 177 117 44 16
402 I said Category 2. 1.4293 0.04907 184 123 43 18
403 No matter how you spin it, it's still just soup. 1.4293 0.04660 191 125 50 16
404 That's an interesting spin on an old favorite. 1.4293 0.04660 191 125 50 16
405 What's the forecast for tomorrow's soup of the day? 1.4293 0.04540 191 123 54 14
406 I say “tomato,” you say “tornado”. 1.4293 0.04764 198 133 45 20
407 Blowing on it only makes it worse! 1.4293 0.04541 205 135 52 18
408 Please cancel the flambéed dessert. 1.4293 0.04488 205 134 54 17
409 What pairs better? A Hurricane or a Dark and Stormy? 1.4286 0.04928 189 128 41 20
410 Does this come with a chaser? 1.4286 0.05096 189 131 35 23
411 Your soup is just 2 degrees hotter but, already, the storms are more frequent and intense. 1.4286 0.05067 182 124 38 20
412 This soup has taken me by storm. 1.4286 0.04625 203 135 49 19
413 This meal is a catastrophe. 1.4279 0.04968 201 140 36 25
414 I ordered the funnel CAKE! 1.4278 0.04722 194 129 47 18
415 I specifically ordered "clockwise." 1.4278 0.05168 180 124 35 21
416 I said “fennel” soup. 1.4277 0.05261 173 119 34 20
417 I thought you said the special was 'fennel soup.' 1.4277 0.05065 173 116 40 17
418 I said fennel soup, not funnel. 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
419 I ordered the category three, this soup is only mildly devastating. 1.4271 0.04870 192 130 42 20
420 I ordered a cup- not a bowl 1.4271 0.04757 192 128 46 18
421 Waiter, I asked for fennel soup. 1.4270 0.04639 185 120 51 14
422 I thought the menu said it was topped with a cloud of fennel. 1.4269 0.05175 171 116 37 18
423 Actually, could I sit inside? 1.4264 0.04669 197 131 48 18
424 It's impressive, but I ordered the tournedos. 1.4263 0.05129 190 133 33 24
425 No, I said Fennel ! 1.4263 0.04907 190 129 41 20
426 I ordered FENNEL soup!! 1.4262 0.04674 183 119 50 14
427 Tomato. I asked for the Tomato soup. 1.4260 0.05352 169 117 32 20
428 I had no idea the Kansas bisque would be so authentic. 1.4259 0.05384 162 111 33 18
429 Yes, it was doing that before I started stirring it. 1.4257 0.04586 202 134 50 18
430 I thought I ordered the category one 1.4255 0.05002 188 129 38 21
431 Well, the fly certainly isn't in there anymore. 1.4254 0.04963 181 122 41 18
432 This is the last time I order farm to table. 1.4250 0.04563 200 132 51 17
433 Did you know that in the Southern hemisphere, it spins in the opposite direction? 1.4250 0.04508 200 131 53 16
434 And I'll have funnel cake for dessert. 1.4249 0.04794 193 130 44 19
435 Am I the first responder? 1.4249 0.04794 193 130 44 19
436 I wouldn’t be surprised if it gave me wind. 1.4249 0.04850 193 131 42 20
437 It tastes good but the plating is a bit of a disaster. 1.4247 0.04744 186 123 47 16
438 Obviously this recipe was taken from the cloud. 1.4246 0.04875 179 119 44 16
439 Doesn't this take the whole 'farm to table' thing a little too literally? 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
440 I give it a Category 5 out of 5. 1.4242 0.04866 198 136 40 22
441 I don’t care that it’s seasonal. 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
442 Excuse me, I ordered cream of TOMATO. 1.4241 0.04942 191 131 39 21
443 Will you _please_ turn off that ceiling fan? 1.4241 0.04772 191 128 45 18
444 Actually, I ordered a category 3. 1.4237 0.04781 177 116 47 14
445 Is there any way I can get this to go? 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
446 'It's a new twist on an old favorite' 1.4237 0.05169 177 122 35 20
447 It is truly a farm to table experience. 1.4235 0.05261 170 117 34 19
448 And for dessert, I'd like the funnel cake. 1.4235 0.04739 196 132 45 19
449 So this is the ‘No Place Like Home-made Soup’? 1.4233 0.04808 189 127 44 18
450 Waiter, I asked for the FENNEL soup. 1.4231 0.04941 182 123 41 18
451 ...and please go ahead and put in my order for the chocolate volcano for dessert 1.4227 0.04885 194 133 40 21
452 Cancel the hot wings. 1.4227 0.04718 194 130 46 18
453 I distinctly ordered the calm chowder. 1.4225 0.04610 213 145 46 22
454 The soup's not great but you do get three wishes 1.4222 0.05042 180 123 38 19
455 We strive for a low pressure dining experience here. 1.4222 0.04790 180 119 46 15
456 I don't care if they're in season. 1.4220 0.05060 173 117 39 17
457 I asked you to sprinkle a little 'fennel' on top 1.4220 0.04993 173 116 41 16
458 I think I'll need the bib. 1.4216 0.04760 185 123 46 16
459 But is this tornado locally grown? 1.4216 0.05174 185 130 32 23
460 Is it too late to switch to the salad? 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
461 I ordered it for here, not to go. 1.4213 0.05206 178 124 33 21
462 Lemme guess--the chef's cooking up a storm again. 1.4213 0.04320 216 142 57 17
463 Actually, I ordered the tournedos. 1.4211 0.04903 190 130 40 20
464 I ordered a category four. 1.4211 0.04986 152 98 44 10
465 You asked to surprise you, sir. 1.4205 0.05061 176 120 38 18
466 I wasn’t blown away by the soup. 1.4205 0.05125 176 121 36 19
467 I'm certain I said fennel soup. 1.4205 0.05188 176 122 34 20
468 Could you bring back the bowl with the fly? 1.4203 0.04706 207 142 43 22
469 I believe I said Fennel. 1.4202 0.04882 188 128 41 19
470 I believe I said Fennel not Funnel 1.4201 0.05077 169 114 39 16
471 Waiter! There's an anomaly in my soup! 1.4200 0.04878 200 139 38 23
472 You said the chef is from Kansas? 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
473 I asked for fennel not funnel 1.4197 0.04846 193 132 41 20
474 Actually I think I'd like this to go. 1.4197 0.04733 193 130 45 18
475 Waiter, there's a wormhole in my soup. 1.4192 0.04914 198 138 37 23
476 Waiter, there’s a microclimate in my gazpacho. 1.4192 0.04591 198 132 49 17
477 I asked for the soup to be heated, not globally warmed. 1.4190 0.05122 179 124 35 20
478 I just rubbed the plate... 1.4190 0.05182 179 125 33 21
479 Actually, I ordered the fennel soup. 1.4188 0.04882 191 131 40 20
480 Did I hear you to say this place is known for its atmosphere? 1.4188 0.04882 191 131 40 20
481 I expected a little better from the Four Seasons. 1.4187 0.04721 203 139 43 21
482 Yelp DID say your soup would blow me away. 1.4187 0.04721 203 139 43 21
483 The chef has a new spin on an old favorite 1.4186 0.04943 172 115 42 15
484 I thought you said it was a simple "twist" on a classic. 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
485 What's the weather for dessert? 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
486 Please give my compliments to the shaman. 1.4185 0.04837 184 124 43 17
487 Sorry, I ordered the funnel CAKE. 1.4184 0.04898 196 136 38 22
488 I also ordered a Yellow Brick Road. 1.4184 0.04898 196 136 38 22
489 That reminds me....are there funnel cakes on the dessert menu? 1.4181 0.05164 177 123 34 20
490 It was too hot so I just kept blowing. 1.4181 0.04909 177 119 42 16
491 Can you at least look a little surprised. 1.4179 0.04541 201 134 50 17
492 Excuse me, I asked for the fennel soup, not the funnel. 1.4179 0.04541 201 134 50 17
493 Amazing! I'll finish with a tempest in a teapot! 1.4176 0.05053 170 115 39 16
494 Did you say 'soupe du jour' or 'force majeure'? 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
495 I think the ceiling fan is a little too powerful. 1.4175 0.04540 194 128 51 15
496 It's a seasonal specialty, sir. 1.4175 0.04656 194 130 47 17
497 Enjoy, Sir. It’s best before landfall. 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
498 Could I get an extra napkin? 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
499 Tournedos ...I ordered the tournedos. 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
500 So this is how you're doing the farm-to-table thing now? 1.4171 0.04894 199 139 37 23
501 Tomato, tornado, let's call the whole thing off. 1.4167 0.04632 192 128 48 16
502 Excuse me, but I had ordered the category 1. 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
503 Waiter, is this the Category 5 ? 1.4167 0.04572 192 127 50 15
504 My compliments to the chef! This soup has blown me away! 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
505 Does no one in your kitchen know how to read a barometer? 1.4163 0.04519 209 141 49 19
506 On second thought, I'll have a salad. 1.4162 0.04548 197 131 50 16
507 No. I specifically ordered the tournedos. 1.4158 0.04631 202 137 46 19
508 Great, now EVERYONE will see that I'm dining alone. 1.4158 0.04898 190 131 39 20
509 Forgive me. I had assumed that "beef tornados au jus" was a spelling error. 1.4157 0.05015 178 122 38 18
510 You ordered “with a twist” 1.4157 0.04887 178 120 42 16
511 I'm sorry. I didn't order this with a twist. 1.4157 0.05140 178 124 34 20
512 This dish looked different when I had it in the Southern hemisphere. 1.4157 0.04821 178 119 44 15
513 I asked for a 3. This seems more like a Category 5. 1.4155 0.04498 207 139 50 18
514 The fly is gone, but ... 1.4153 0.04853 183 124 42 17
515 I dont care if it's weather or climate -- I want a different table." 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
516 Could you recommend something not affected by climate change? 1.4149 0.04638 188 125 48 15
517 I’m afraid there’s been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.4148 0.05245 176 124 31 21
518 This is delicious, but I'm going to need a few more napkins. 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
519 You say "tom-a-to", I say "torn-a-do" Let's call the whole thing off 1.4145 0.04896 193 134 38 21
520 This seasonal menu is a disaster 1.4145 0.04841 193 133 40 20
521 It's why we encourage all guests in the restaurant to say grace, sir. 1.4145 0.04841 193 133 40 20
522 Waiter, there' s a vortex in my soup. 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
523 You're asking me if everything is okay? 1.4144 0.04891 181 123 41 17
524 Nice spin on the shrimp bisque 1.4141 0.04530 198 132 50 16
525 I'll also have the tempest in a teacup. 1.4140 0.04734 186 125 45 16
526 Well Sir, you’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.4140 0.04734 186 125 45 16
527 I asked for fennel not funnel soup. 1.4140 0.04855 186 127 41 18
528 I'm sorry to complain, but there's an eye in my soup. 1.4140 0.04572 215 148 45 22
529 I'll have rainbow sorbet for dessert. 1.4138 0.04898 174 117 42 15
530 I ordered tomato bisque, not tornado bisque. 1.4138 0.04829 174 116 44 14
531 Sorry sir, but this is Kansas! 1.4136 0.04763 191 130 43 18
532 I asked for cream of TOMATO! 1.4136 0.04877 191 132 39 20
533 And THIS is better than blowing on it, how? 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
534 Excuse me waiter, but there is a little house with two little feet sticking out from under it in my soup. 1.4134 0.05177 179 126 32 21
535 First Michelin star chef to remind me that there's no place like home. 1.4134 0.05177 179 126 32 21
536 The temperature is fine but the pressure is a little low. 1.4134 0.04865 179 121 42 16
537 but I ordered a 'Category 5'. 1.4134 0.04929 179 122 40 17
538 No, I'm pretty sure I said tomato. 1.4130 0.04832 184 125 42 17
539 So I'm guessing we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.4129 0.04311 201 131 57 13
540 And it's cold. 1.4127 0.04857 189 130 40 19
541 It’s basically Campbell’s with a spin. 1.4127 0.04914 189 131 38 20
542 Shouldn't this be in a teapot?" 1.4124 0.04594 194 130 48 16
543 It's all locally blown 1.4121 0.04678 182 121 47 14
544 I said I was on a colonic diet, not cyclonic. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
545 I don't think I like this restaurant's atmosphere. 1.4121 0.04568 199 134 48 17
546 The chef is cooking up a storm!" 1.4120 0.04361 216 145 53 18
547 This will be in my Yelp review. 1.4118 0.05207 153 103 37 13
548 Perhaps you misunderstood, Pierre. I asked for the tournedos. 1.4118 0.04894 187 129 39 19
549 I don't know if I can eat the eye. 1.4118 0.04894 187 129 39 19
550 Tomato, Tornado, call it what you want but let’s turn the damn thing off. 1.4114 0.05073 175 121 36 18
551 We wanted to put a new twist on an old classic. 1.4114 0.04598 175 114 50 11
552 Excellent, I love a good tongue twister. 1.4112 0.04766 197 136 41 20
553 I would have preferred to just blow on it myself. 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
554 When I ordered it to go, this is not what I meant. 1.4111 0.04779 180 121 44 15
555 Not more funnel. I said more fennel! 1.4111 0.04779 180 121 44 15
556 It looks like my ex-wife will be joining me. 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
557 And the cyclone—is it locally sourced too? 1.4109 0.04518 202 136 49 17
558 Could you pack this to go? 1.4108 0.04811 185 126 42 17
559 I know. The new chef is adding a twist to some of the old favorites. 1.4108 0.04871 185 127 40 18
560 Our chef calls it a new twist on an old classic 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
561 But I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4107 0.05159 168 116 35 17
562 Waiter, there's some climate change in my soup. 1.4104 0.05115 173 120 35 18
563 Which spoon do I use for this? 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
564 Is there a storm cellar near the wine cellar? 1.4104 0.04705 173 114 47 12
565 This is not what I meant by "surprise me". 1.4104 0.05115 173 120 35 18
566 No, everything's fine. I just need another spoon. 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
567 Waiter, there’s a mobile home in my soup. 1.4101 0.04584 217 151 43 23
568 This is not what I meant when I asked the chef to add his own twist! 1.4101 0.04946 178 122 39 17
569 I’d like to speak to the meteorologist please. 1.4098 0.04393 183 118 55 10
570 Can you move me to a table in the basement? 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
571 Well this explains all of the mobile homes scattered around the kitchen. 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
572 I'd like to cancel my snow cone dessert. 1.4094 0.05290 171 121 30 20
573 Is this what they meant by a new twist on an old recipe 1.4088 0.04560 181 119 50 12
574 The chef is from Oklahoma 1.4086 0.05027 186 131 34 21
575 I was told this wasn't in season. 1.4086 0.04667 186 125 46 15
576 Thai food not phoon! 1.4086 0.04910 186 129 38 19
577 I assumed this would be served in a teapot. 1.4086 0.04910 186 129 38 19
578 Waiter, cancel my drink with a twist 1.4083 0.05065 169 116 37 16
579 I asked for a clockwise rotation. 1.4082 0.04321 196 128 56 12
580 I recommend clockwise, since it's your first time and you're wearing a tie. 1.4082 0.05047 196 141 30 25
581 This is not what I meant by "blow me away" 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
582 You can take the soup out of Kansas... 1.4076 0.05125 184 131 31 22
583 I said I wanted Thai-food, not a typhoon. 1.4076 0.04887 184 127 39 18
584 Our special is made from bone broth, parsley, cheese, heirloom tomatoes, spices and an unstable air mass 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
585 Well, at least it got rid of the fly. 1.4074 0.04490 189 125 51 13
586 I thought you said the 'Soup of the Day' was TOMATO 1.4072 0.04646 194 132 45 17
587 I said shaken, not stirred. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
588 Relax. Our Soup Chef is also a First Responder. 1.4072 0.05247 167 117 32 18
589 Not minestrone, sir. Maelstromone. 1.4070 0.04727 199 138 41 20
590 Blaming global warming won't help your review 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
591 Would you mind waiting to serve the second course until Dorothy arrives? 1.4068 0.04962 177 122 38 17
592 Excuse me, is this destructive vortex sourced locally? 1.4067 0.04407 209 141 51 17
593 I think I'll need a bigger napkin. 1.4066 0.04672 182 122 46 14
594 It’s phenomenal. 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
595 Does it look like I need freshly ground pepper?? 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
596 There's my soup on the fly. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
597 It’s a new twist on an old classic. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
598 This is only an F-1. I ordered spicy. 1.4061 0.04181 197 127 60 10
599 And after my dinner, I would like a tempest in a teapot. 1.4061 0.04921 197 140 34 23
600 I definitely said 'tournedos.' 1.4059 0.04621 202 139 44 19
601 Waiter, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
602 I thought I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4057 0.04362 212 143 52 17
603 Waiter, there's a fly and a piece of a mobil home in my soup. 1.4056 0.05088 180 127 33 20
604 NOW do you believe in climate change, Senator? 1.4056 0.05148 180 128 31 21
605 It took my soup spoon... 1.4053 0.04888 190 133 37 20
606 Wow, you're right, this is Auntie Em's recipe! 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
607 I usually just blow on it. 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
608 In Australia it goes the other way. 1.4051 0.04452 195 130 51 14
609 Can I get this to go? 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
610 i think i'd prefer the tsunami rolls. 1.4050 0.04813 200 141 37 22
611 Should I expect the same for my Volcano Cake dessert 1.4049 0.05048 163 111 38 14
612 I said heavy on the Fennel. 1.4049 0.04972 163 110 40 13
613 Actually, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.4049 0.04466 205 139 49 17
614 Actually I’ll take the Tsunami Salad 1.4048 0.05152 168 117 34 17
615 The soup is fine, it’s that smug moustache that’s the problem. 1.4045 0.04940 178 123 38 17
616 There must be some mistake. I ordered the Tsunami on rye." 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
617 I believe there's been a mistake. I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.4044 0.05258 183 133 26 24
618 You say tor-nay-do, I say tor-nah-do... 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
619 No, I wanted the funnel *cake*. 1.4041 0.04543 193 130 48 15
620 All I said was, 'OK, I'll give it a whirl'. 1.4041 0.04361 193 127 54 12
621 ...’Waiter...do you have any of those cute little miniature Trailer Parks for my soup?...’ 1.4041 0.04718 193 133 42 18
622 Be careful; the bowl is hot. 1.4040 0.04741 198 138 40 20
623 We’re just beginning to understand the impact of climate change on soup. 1.4039 0.04496 203 138 48 17
624 Did you say the chef was a genius or a genie? 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
625 Please wrap this up to go. 1.4031 0.04884 196 139 35 22
626 I think you misunderstood. I asked for the fennel soup. 1.4030 0.04741 201 141 39 21
627 I ASKED for a tempest in a teapot, but this is CLEARLY a maelstrom in a minestrone. 1.4029 0.04656 206 144 41 21
628 Is this a locally sourced Act of God? 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
629 And you assure me this is authentic Northern Oklahoma cuisine? 1.4022 0.05043 179 126 34 19
630 Yes, I would like to speak with the chef...or whoever is still alive back in the kitchen. 1.4022 0.05043 179 126 34 19
631 Now that I'm familiar with the Oklahoma Soup, I think I'll pass on the San Andreas Salad. 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
632 I lost my spoon. 1.4022 0.04567 184 123 48 13
633 I take it the chef is from Kansas 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
634 An extra napkin would be nice. 1.4021 0.04846 189 132 38 19
635 I didn’t know one blow on the soup would cause such a stir. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
636 Tell the chef we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.4021 0.04810 194 136 38 20
637 This is not what I forecasted. 1.4020 0.04501 199 135 48 16
638 Excuse me. I asked for tournedos, not tornados. 1.4020 0.04478 204 139 48 17
639 Maelstromoni? 1.4020 0.04637 204 142 42 20
640 Is that a fake mustache? 1.4019 0.04802 209 150 34 25
641 I ordered mine in a teapot. 1.4012 0.05288 162 114 31 17
642 You say Tomato and I say Tornado. 1.4011 0.05041 182 129 33 20
643 Send my compliments to the chef for cooking up a storm 1.4011 0.04823 187 130 39 18
644 Is this a new twist on the old recipe? 1.4010 0.04435 192 128 51 13
645 It's a seasonal special. 1.4000 0.04708 190 131 42 17
646 Today's dessert special is Funnel Cake. 1.4000 0.04427 200 135 50 15
647 The menu said "a twist on an old favorite", but this is ridiculous! 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
648 Yes, this dish has taken us by storm. 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
649 That is our blew plate special. 1.4000 0.04656 175 117 46 12
650 I'm sorry about the fly sir, but the tiny farmhouse and the old woman on her bike with a dog in her basket are actually part of the dish. 1.4000 0.04860 185 129 38 18
651 I am sorry Sir...but any complaints have to go through FEMA. 1.4000 0.04539 200 137 46 17
652 Our chef is from Kansas. 1.4000 0.04326 195 129 54 12
653 "I ordered the nor'easter." 1.4000 0.04566 205 142 44 19
654 Waiter, a house just fell into my soup. 1.4000 0.04460 205 140 48 17
655 Kansas cuisine? 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
656 Our chef trained in Kansas. 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
657 I can tell the chef really put his own twist on this one. 1.4000 0.04656 175 117 46 12
658 Sir, quickly stir clockwise 1.3991 0.04341 213 145 51 17
659 I suppose next you'll be bringing me a funnel cake. 1.3991 0.04589 213 150 41 22
660 Popular dish in Kansas, you say? 1.3990 0.04570 198 136 45 17
661 Well, what I actually ordered was BEEF tournedos! 1.3990 0.04626 198 137 43 18
662 Can I have another spoon? 1.3990 0.04825 193 136 37 20
663 I distinctly ordered tournedos! 1.3990 0.04477 193 130 49 14
664 I think I'm going to need a bigger spoon. 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
665 Waiter, I asked for fennel. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
666 Tournedos. I asked for tournedos. 1.3989 0.04646 183 124 45 14
667 On second thought, I'll just have a salad. 1.3989 0.04531 178 118 49 11
668 there's a license plate from Kansas in my soup 1.3988 0.04762 173 117 43 13
669 ‘With a twist,’ I said. ‘With a twist.’ 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
670 I think this is for that Kansas farm girl over at the next table. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
671 Maybe I blew a little too hard? 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
672 I've just about had it with your bullshit, Robert. 1.3979 0.04973 191 137 32 22
673 Just Blow on it 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
674 The wind is sourced locally. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
675 I thought it would come in a teapot. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
676 Don't tell me. I'm not in Kansas anymore, right 1.3971 0.04418 204 139 49 16
677 So you’re saying you can’t do this to go? 1.3971 0.04473 204 140 47 17
678 I’ll need a bib. 1.3969 0.04459 194 131 49 14
679 Actually, can I switch to the salad? 1.3969 0.04635 194 134 43 17
680 Is this about my last Yelp review? 1.3968 0.04540 189 128 47 14
681 My date must be sheltering in place. 1.3967 0.04561 184 124 47 13
682 What do mean you're not responsible for acts of God? 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
683 I believe I ordered a category 4. 1.3966 0.04451 174 114 51 9
684 Our new Chef Is from Kansas ! 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
685 Is this what people mean when they say this place has a certain atmosphere? 1.3964 0.04614 169 112 47 10
686 Tonight's special is a twist on a classic 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
687 When. 1.3963 0.04617 217 155 38 24
688 Waiter...This is not a funnel cake” 1.3961 0.04530 207 144 44 19
689 Waiter! This soup is too cumulonimbus. 1.3960 0.04503 202 139 46 17
690 'Blewuillabaisse', you say? 1.3957 0.04757 187 130 40 17
691 OK, I'll eat it, but I would like to cancel the polar vortex I ordered for desert. 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
692 When you told me that the special would "blow me away", this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
693 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to 'whip something up' for me. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
694 You misunderstood me. I asked for fennel. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
695 Could I have a bib, please? 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
696 Waiter, there's a genie in my soup. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
697 Could I change tables? There’s a bit of a draft here. 1.3951 0.04346 205 139 51 15
698 You say tornado, I said tournedos 1.3950 0.04750 200 142 37 21
699 There's a hair. 1.3949 0.04784 195 138 37 20
700 I asked for fennel soup. 1.3946 0.04731 185 128 41 16
701 When your ad said your soup would "blow me away," I didn't think you meant literally. 1.3944 0.05014 180 128 33 19
702 I would like a doggie bag for Toto.” 1.3944 0.05014 180 128 33 19
703 Would you let my date know I'm the one in the grey suit and glasses? 1.3942 0.04714 208 149 36 23
704 Waiter, there's a witch, a scarecrow, a lion, a tinman, a dog, a little girl, and way too much color in my soup. 1.3941 0.04800 203 146 34 23
705 Do I still have to blow on it? 1.3939 0.04451 198 135 48 15
706 No, I said TOMATO soup! 1.3938 0.04875 193 138 34 21
707 I’m rethinking the Surf and Turf entree. 1.3936 0.04971 188 135 32 21
708 It's causing quite a stir. 1.3933 0.04593 178 120 46 12
709 Some ground pepper and life insurance if you please. 1.3933 0.04662 178 121 44 13
710 I blew on it too hard. 1.3932 0.04595 206 145 41 20
711 I'm quite sure I said 'tomato', not 'tornado' 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
712 Are you sure this is the fennel soup? 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
713 Waitor, there’s a cow in my soup. 1.3930 0.04677 201 142 39 20
714 This is certainly a twist on farm to table. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
715 I assumed you meant 'fennel'... 1.3929 0.04764 196 139 37 20
716 I thought you said fennel soup. 1.3927 0.04740 191 134 39 18
717 You meant, “tournedos”? 1.3927 0.04623 191 132 43 16
718 This is a dust bowl, I ordered a cup. 1.3925 0.04892 186 132 35 19
719 Forget Zagat's, what's the FEMA rating of this place?! 1.3923 0.04546 209 147 42 20
720 I asked you to add fennel, not funnel. 1.3923 0.04866 181 127 37 17
721 Excuse me. I distinctly remember ordering the category 4. 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
722 I'm missing my spoon...and I'll also need some extra napkins. 1.3922 0.04626 204 144 40 20
723 All of our dishes are served with a twist. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
724 May I have another napkin? 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
725 All I did was rub the side of the bowl, and poof, you appeared. 1.3920 0.04601 199 139 42 18
726 You said blow on it. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
727 There’s a farmhouse in my soup. 1.3918 0.04512 194 133 46 15
728 You'll notice we added a bit of a twist. 1.3918 0.04743 194 137 38 19
729 ...and for my main dish, I'll have the "plague of locusts" pork chops 1.3917 0.04375 217 151 47 19
730 I was unaware the soup was free-range. 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
731 Excuse me, what did you say the other soup of the day was? 1.3913 0.04576 207 146 41 20
732 They don't make this soup in Kansas anymore. 1.3913 0.04627 207 147 39 21
733 This whole meal was a disaster! 1.3913 0.04989 184 132 32 20
734 I think I stirred a little too hard. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
735 If I wanted this, I'd move back to Kansas. 1.3911 0.04504 179 120 48 11
736 Today’s special was flown in fresh from Kansas. 1.3909 0.04404 197 134 49 14
737 Apologies, sir. I’ll cancel the funnel cake for your dessert as well. 1.3908 0.05201 174 126 28 20
738 Is this why there was no ranch on my salad? 1.3908 0.05072 174 124 32 18
739 Sorry to be a pain. I ordered the funnel cake. 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
740 I said TOMATO. Let's call the whole thing off. 1.3906 0.04834 192 137 35 20
741 Is the chef from Kansas by any chance? 1.3904 0.04438 187 126 49 12
742 Nice try, but this soup still isn't blowing me away. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
743 Give it a minute to settle; should that fail, I recommend the Duck and Cover. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
744 You say tomato; I say clear evidence of climate change. 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
745 But you're sure it's gluten-free? 1.3901 0.04452 182 122 49 11
746 I still don't have a spoon. 1.3901 0.05029 182 131 31 20
747 Waiter, this soup sucks. 1.3900 0.04744 200 143 36 21
748 Should I blow on it? 1.3898 0.04536 177 119 47 11
749 I'm sorry. I ordered a bowl of fennel soup. 1.3897 0.04778 195 139 36 20
750 I ordered extra fennel not funnel. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
751 You say tomato, I say tornato 1.3897 0.04552 195 135 44 16
752 I forgot to mention that today's dessert is the molten lava cake. 1.3897 0.04723 195 138 38 19
753 'Anything else?' Well, a napkin might be nice. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
754 Well, I was, but then the tornado took my spoon 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
755 No, the problem is there's no spoon. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
756 You said "locally sourced," but it's going counterclockwise. 1.3895 0.04755 190 134 38 18
757 I said water sprouts! 1.3895 0.04636 190 132 42 16
758 But is it free range? 1.3894 0.04350 208 143 49 16
759 I asked for tournedos, Oscar, not tornadoes. 1.3894 0.04403 208 144 47 17
760 Not even a warning? 1.3892 0.05014 167 117 35 15
761 Not to worry, it's only a Category 1! 1.3889 0.04818 180 126 38 16
762 It's just something our chef whipped up. 1.3886 0.04253 211 144 52 15
763 I prefer the tempest in a teapot. 1.3886 0.04700 193 136 39 18
764 The chef is really embracing the prairie-to-table movement 1.3886 0.04982 175 124 34 17
765 Ooooh, you wanted the TOMATO soup? Yeah, that actually makes a lot more sense. 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
766 Fly's gone. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
767 I asked for the Fennel soup! 1.3880 0.04822 183 129 37 17
768 Sir, This is Kansas. I warned you not to blow on the soup. 1.3879 0.05271 165 119 28 18
769 No need to blow on it. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
770 This is a Category 3 soup. I ordered a Category 5. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
771 Do I use a spoon or call 911? 1.3876 0.04438 209 146 45 18
772 Now this is what I call a twist on a classic dish. 1.3875 0.04855 160 109 40 11
773 Really? I thought I ordered tournedos! 1.3874 0.04556 191 132 44 15
774 Why do I keep hearing... “there’s no place like home... there’s no place like home.” 1.3874 0.04849 191 137 34 20
775 I'm sorry, I asked for just a twist of lemon. 1.3874 0.04111 191 125 58 8
776 And will you tell my date's mother where she went? 1.3874 0.04734 191 135 38 18
777 Is it too late to opt for the salad? 1.3873 0.04603 173 117 45 11
778 Well, it may be gone now, but there was a fly in my soup! 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
779 No, I wouldn’t say I was blown away by the soup. 1.3873 0.04351 204 140 49 15
780 Excuse me waiter, but I think there may be a trailer park in my soup. 1.3873 0.04672 204 146 37 21
781 Well, there WAS a fly in my soup. 1.3866 0.04623 194 136 41 17
782 I guess this is what they call farm to table 1.3866 0.04737 194 138 37 19
783 I'm not angry about the soup. But I hate losing those oyster crackers. 1.3866 0.04505 194 134 45 15
784 I'm pretty sure I said Tournedos. 1.3864 0.04549 176 119 46 11
785 Is this a special soup for climate deniers? 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
786 I'm going to need an additional napkin. 1.3862 0.04588 189 131 43 15
787 I said soup de joure, not force majeur. 1.3862 0.04527 189 130 45 14
788 Blowing doesn’t help. 1.3862 0.04649 189 132 41 16
789 There must be some mistake. I ordered a hurricane. 1.3859 0.04801 184 130 37 17
790 Do I get three wishes? 1.3858 0.04627 197 139 40 18
791 It’s best eaten in the basement. 1.3857 0.04316 210 145 49 16
792 Could I have a dish not affected by climate change. 1.3855 0.05023 179 129 31 19
793 Excuse me, waiter, I ordered the tempest in the teacup, not the cyclone in the soup. 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
794 I"m sorry but this soup is a natural disaster. 1.3854 0.04771 192 137 36 19
795 Please tell the chef I have never had soup that sucked more than this. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
796 I will certainly be mentioning this in my Yelp review. 1.3850 0.04683 187 131 40 16
797 It’s hot but blowing on it just seems redundant. 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
798 It happens sometimes when the cold sour cream hits the hot chili. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
799 I suppose I don’t need to blow on it now 1.3850 0.04683 187 131 40 16
800 And for dessert, funnel cake 1.3850 0.04351 200 137 49 14
801 And how is the "No Place Like Home" soup? 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
802 Is FEMA aware of this dish? 1.3846 0.04376 182 122 50 10
803 Actually, I ordered the category 4. 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
804 And stop telling me it's just a fennel cloud. 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
805 The president's climate panel assures us it's nothing to worry about. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
806 Midwestern food isn't really up my alley. 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
807 I ordered Fennel soup. This is Funnel soup. 1.3846 0.04899 182 130 34 18
808 Not funnel...Fennel ! 1.3842 0.04629 190 133 41 16
809 And just before serving, the chef adds his special twist. 1.3842 0.04689 190 134 39 17
810 Now maybe the Republicans will believe it. 1.3842 0.04935 177 126 34 17
811 Never mind that, you're certain it's gluten free? 1.3838 0.04663 198 141 38 19
812 I distinctly ordered the FENNEL soup! 1.3838 0.04655 185 129 41 15
813 On second thought, I'll have a salad instead. 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
814 Dorothy should arrive any minute. She'll have the salmon. 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
815 I really don't mind stirring it myself. 1.3834 0.04335 193 131 50 12
816 Last week you served me a tempest in a teapot. Now this ! 1.3834 0.04807 193 139 34 20
817 Is Dorothy cooking tonight? 1.3833 0.04810 180 127 37 16
818 I ordered the fennel, not the funnel soup! 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
819 Excuse me, waiter? I ordered the tsunami. 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
820 A soup spoon and an anemometer, please. 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
821 Could you close the window? 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
822 We decided to give today's soup a bit of a twist. 1.3830 0.04281 188 126 52 10
823 Thanks, but I could have blown on it myself. 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
824 THIS is your “Stormy Daniels” entrée ? 1.3829 0.04633 175 120 43 12
825 Yes, it is locally sourced. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
826 Do you have any F1 sauce? 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
827 I hear the food here has been causing quite a stir. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
828 Where I come from they spin clockwise. 1.3824 0.04175 204 138 54 12
829 I see the chef is from Kansas. 1.3824 0.04651 170 116 43 11
830 I wanted a twist of lemon. 1.3824 0.04400 204 142 46 16
831 There must be some mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3824 0.05080 170 122 31 17
832 I asked for a Category 5. This is Category 2, tops. 1.3822 0.04345 225 160 44 21
833 Could I have this in a take-out box? 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
834 I had to substitute, sir. We are out of Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3822 0.04727 191 136 37 18
835 Sir, it’s our Midwestern Clam Chowder. 1.3820 0.04847 178 126 36 16
836 Yes, you told me...several times. But I thought you were saying "tomato." 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
837 I asked for the funnel cake. 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
838 I'd prefer my tempest in a teacup. 1.3815 0.05014 173 124 32 17
839 Waiter, I believe I ordered the TOURNEDOS of beef. 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
840 May I please have this to go? 1.3812 0.04852 181 129 35 17
841 I probably should have asked what "nuage en entonnoir" means before ordering. 1.3812 0.04852 181 129 35 17
842 Minor compared to dinner with my wife. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
843 Impressive but I actually ordered the tournedo. 1.3812 0.04429 202 141 45 16
844 I think the "vortex of flavor" description was an understatement. 1.3810 0.04936 189 138 30 21
845 Once contained it’s delicious. 1.3810 0.04148 210 143 54 13
846 Where’s the basement? 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
847 Does this look like it's counterclockwise to you? 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
848 There must be some mistake. I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
849 I believe Toto and Dorothy will be joining me. 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
850 This soup really sucks. 1.3805 0.04437 205 144 44 17
851 What's for dessert? An avalanche? 1.3805 0.04749 205 150 32 23
852 Yes sir; in Australia it stirs counter clockwise. 1.3804 0.04604 184 128 42 14
853 I distinctly ordered the tsunami. 1.3804 0.04406 184 125 48 11
854 I’m cumulonimbus-free. 1.3804 0.04731 184 130 38 16
855 Wow. The chef whipped this up just for me? 1.3798 0.04173 208 142 53 13
856 Well, yes, the fly is gone, but ... 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
857 Actually, I said tomato. 1.3797 0.04857 187 135 33 19
858 I see now why you call it the "Auntie Em Soup". 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
859 Let me guess...climate change? 1.3791 0.04571 182 126 43 13
860 How did you get Auntie Em's recipe?! 1.3791 0.04766 182 129 37 16
861 Is this vegan? 1.3791 0.04637 182 127 41 14
862 He’s a regular wizard in the kitchen. 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
863 If the first course doesn’t blow you away, the second will shock you to death 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
864 I said "in a teapot." 1.3788 0.04489 198 139 43 16
865 I specifically ordered the counter-clockwise. 1.3788 0.04373 198 137 47 14
866 I changed my mind. I'll have the Gumbo. 1.3788 0.04373 198 137 47 14
867 For twenty-five dollars I expect a monsoon. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
868 I think I might need a few extra napkins. 1.3786 0.04472 206 146 42 18
869 But I ordered the cloudy with a chance of meatballs... 1.3786 0.04365 206 144 46 16
870 The soup has turned. 1.3785 0.04928 177 127 33 17
871 Excuse me, waiter, but there's an eye in my soup. 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
872 Your fresh-ground-pepper guy has anger management issues. 1.3784 0.04894 185 134 32 19
873 Yes, sir, everything on our menu is farm razed. 1.3780 0.05138 164 118 30 16
874 Actually, I prefer my tempest in a teapot. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
875 The chef thought it would pair nicely with the tournedos of beef. 1.3777 0.04894 188 137 31 20
876 I’m sorry, I hate to make a fuss, but..... what the fuck is this?!! 1.3776 0.04800 196 143 32 21
877 Waiter! My soup’s on the fly! 1.3776 0.04342 196 135 48 13
878 Waiter, I asked for Category 2, not Category 5. 1.3776 0.04577 196 139 40 17
879 Could I trouble you for a napkin? 1.3775 0.04338 204 142 47 15
880 Waiter, there's an itsy-bitsy spider climbing up my waterspout. 1.3774 0.04329 212 149 46 17
881 Do you think FEMA will be covering dessert? 1.3770 0.04808 183 131 35 17
882 Our soup of the day comes with a twist. 1.3770 0.04617 183 128 41 14
883 I’m sorry, but I ordered the Tempest in a Teacup. 1.3770 0.04602 191 135 40 16
884 There's a mobile home in my soup. 1.3770 0.04662 191 136 38 17
885 I would ask you to put it in a doggy bag, but I live in a trailer park. 1.3770 0.04662 191 136 38 17
886 On second thought, I'll take the salad. 1.3770 0.04481 191 133 44 14
887 Did I mispronounce Tomato? 1.3769 0.04527 199 141 41 17
888 I think this soup has a bit too much going on for my taste. 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
889 ‘Locally sourced?’ It’s not even tornado season. 1.3768 0.04294 207 144 48 15
890 No, I distinctly said "tomato" soup. 1.3764 0.04499 178 122 45 11
891 I asked for FENNEL soup not funnel soup. 1.3764 0.04706 178 125 39 14
892 I ordered tomato,not tornado. 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
893 Somebody in Kansas better like vishysoisse. 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
894 You expect me to believe you only warmed it by four degrees? 1.3764 0.04428 178 121 47 10
895 Frankly, this soup is a real disaster. 1.3764 0.04904 178 128 33 17
896 I'm not in Kansas anymore, am I? 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
897 I read you put a new spin on the gazpacho. 1.3763 0.04432 194 135 45 14
898 This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted it to go. 1.3763 0.04609 194 138 39 17
899 Chef prides himself on farm-to-table. 1.3763 0.04550 194 137 41 16
900 Could I get a side of insurance? 1.3762 0.04640 202 146 36 20
901 I thought you said wild fennel not wind funnel... 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
902 Sir, I ordered tomato soup, to..ma..to. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
903 I thought you said this was a vegan soup? I just saw a cow fly by. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
904 No, I clearly said 'tomato' soup. 1.3757 0.05031 181 133 28 20
905 'Minestrone', not 'maelstrom'! 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
906 Global warming, sir. I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
907 I told you I was under an AC vent! 1.3757 0.04635 189 134 39 16
908 I thought you said seasoned with FENNEL. 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
909 You wrongly assured me this soup was vegan. I just saw a witch on a bicycle and a cow fly by. 1.3756 0.04500 197 139 42 16
910 When I said your hot noodle and cold gazpacho soup sounded like a recipe for disaster, I was speaking figuratively. 1.3756 0.04670 197 142 36 19
911 I thought you said ‘sprout’ not ‘spout.’ 1.3750 0.04596 184 129 41 14
912 I just want to double-check: It's gluten-free, right? 1.3750 0.04700 192 138 36 18
913 I didn't come here for fast food 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
914 Clearly you don't understand the difference between a Catgeory 3 and a Category 4 bisque. 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
915 Farm Disaster to Table 1.3750 0.05036 192 144 24 24
916 Is something wrong, sir? 1.3750 0.04532 176 121 44 11
917 Sir requested a game soup, this one's Twister. 1.3750 0.04641 192 137 38 17
918 If you don't like the soup, just click your heels together three times... 1.3750 0.04337 200 139 47 14
919 I thought it was fennel soup 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
920 This soup literally sucks 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
921 When you bring the main course I'll be hiding under the table. 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
922 It's not blowing me away. 1.3750 0.04603 176 122 42 12
923 I think you misheard me. I ordered TOMATO bisque. 1.3750 0.04489 208 149 40 19
924 I love ordering from the kids menu. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
925 I like it. Tomato soup, but with a twist. 1.3744 0.04353 195 135 47 13
926 Yes, but is it kosher? 1.3744 0.04229 195 133 51 11
927 If I click my heals 3 times where do I go? 1.3744 0.04759 195 142 33 20
928 Well, it's over my soup, so technically it's a waterspout. 1.3744 0.04413 195 136 45 14
929 Volcano cake for dessert, sir? 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
930 The menu did say "farm-to-table" 1.3743 0.04790 187 135 34 18
931 You like tornado. I like tomato. Let's call the whole meal off. 1.3743 0.05047 171 124 30 17
932 I swear I did not click my heels. 1.3743 0.04469 171 116 46 9
933 It's not blowing me away like the guy on yelp said. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
934 Compliments to the chef, but I ordered the tournedos. 1.3737 0.04554 190 134 41 15
935 I ordered the el nino. 1.3736 0.04563 182 127 42 13
936 No, I requested TOMATO soup! 1.3736 0.04884 182 132 32 18
937 The chef likes to put his own twist on the dish. 1.3736 0.04565 174 120 43 11
938 When you said the tournedos au poivre were impressive, you weren't exaggerating. 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
939 Every time I wear a new tie... 1.3733 0.04202 217 152 49 16
940 This meal is designed to blow you away 1.3731 0.04489 201 143 41 17
941 My soup spoon seems to have vanished and I fear my other utensils may be at risk. 1.3731 0.04563 193 137 40 16
942 Waiter, I think my soup's not in Kansas anymore. 1.3731 0.04737 193 140 34 19
943 I don't think this soup is in Kansas anymore. 1.3731 0.04849 193 142 30 21
944 I specifically ordered the category 3 soup. 1.3730 0.04445 185 128 45 12
945 The wine is excellent but the soup is a disaster. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
946 Could you bring another spoon with a chain attached? 1.3726 0.04424 212 152 41 19
947 Could I have another napkin please ? 1.3726 0.04322 212 150 45 17
948 I specifically asked for the Category 5. 1.3725 0.04654 204 149 34 21
949 Waiter, There is something OZ about my soup. 1.3725 0.04549 204 147 38 19
950 Waiter, I thought you said the soup of the day was fennel! 1.3725 0.04387 204 144 44 16
951 There must have been some confusion....I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3724 0.04570 196 140 39 17
952 The cumin appears to be clashing with the fennel. 1.3723 0.04396 188 130 46 12
953 Climate change really is affecting our food. 1.3723 0.04523 188 132 42 14
954 I just wanted a TWIST of lemon. 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
955 In the Southern Hemisphere, it spins in the opposite direction. 1.3722 0.04663 180 127 39 14
956 There seems to be some misunderstanding. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
957 I dare you to describe this with a straight face 1.3720 0.04552 207 150 37 20
958 This is a strange twist! 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
959 May I have a bib? 1.3719 0.04463 199 141 42 16
960 Garcon, there's a piece of vinyl siding swimming in my soup! 1.3719 0.04463 199 141 42 16
961 I tried to make it a little extra exciting since you’re dining alone. 1.3719 0.04169 199 136 52 11
962 Is this disaster all-natural? 1.3717 0.04534 191 135 41 15
963 Now I'm sorry I complained about the fly. 1.3717 0.04284 191 131 49 11
964 Not what I expected when I said surprise me. 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
965 Is there a milder option? 1.3717 0.04348 191 132 47 12
966 I'm sure I said "tomato"... 1.3717 0.04534 191 135 41 15
967 Could I get an extra napkin, please? 1.3717 0.04595 191 136 39 16
968 The chef likes to serve seasonal dishes. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
969 So “with a twist” was literal, huh? 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
970 Sorry about that sir. Tonight has just been a whirlwind 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
971 Waiter, there's debris in my soup. 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
972 Correct me if I'm wrong, is that a barn flying in my soup? 1.3714 0.04755 175 124 37 14
973 I can't even imagine what your funnel cake must be like. 1.3714 0.04543 175 121 43 11
974 This is going in my Review! Review: The chicken was dry and overcooked, the lobster dish was disappointingly one dimensional, and the soup was an absolute natural disaster. 1.3711 0.04772 194 142 32 20
975 I’m very sorry, sir. Perhaps a butterfly just flapped its wings in Asia. 1.3710 0.04864 186 136 31 19
976 Today's soup has a twist. 1.3710 0.04360 186 128 47 11
977 You heard tornado, but I said potato. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
978 The chef's putting a new spin on soup. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
979 gotta say - I'd have preferred a fly 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
980 I honestly never send food back, but... 1.3709 0.04201 213 149 49 15
981 You had a question about the funnel cake, sir? 1.3709 0.04040 213 146 55 12
982 Compliments to the chef meteorologist. 1.3708 0.04347 178 121 48 9
983 I distinctly remember ordering a Category 1. 1.3708 0.04896 178 129 32 17
984 I wouldn't really call this 'comfort' food. 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
985 This is not what I envisioned when you said, "Give it a whirl." 1.3706 0.04376 197 138 45 14
986 Waiter, this soup is a Category 5 disaster. 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
987 Let's try again. You say potato, I say potahto. You say tornado, I say tournado? 1.3704 0.04627 189 135 38 16
988 Yes I stirred it. It's still too hot. 1.3702 0.04430 208 149 41 18
989 I'll just have a salad, and then I'm off to see the Wizard. 1.3702 0.04707 181 129 37 15
990 Ohhhh, you thought I said "fennel" soup. 1.3702 0.04772 181 130 35 16
991 I told you I'm a tornado chaser, not a tornado taster! 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
992 Could I get some bread, plywood, and a hand-crank radio? 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
993 Tempest de jour. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
994 You say tornado, I say tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.3696 0.04901 184 135 30 19
995 At least the fly is gone, sir. 1.3695 0.04507 203 146 39 18
996 You misunderstood. I said tomato soup. 1.3693 0.05000 176 129 29 18
997 I asked the chef to add a little fennel 1.3693 0.04801 176 126 35 15
998 I'd like to send back this bisque. It's turned. 1.3693 0.04934 176 128 31 17
999 What happened to my croutons? 1.3692 0.04284 195 135 48 12
1000 This is a mistake. I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
1001 You brought me the wrong drink. I ordered a hurricane. 1.3692 0.04807 195 144 30 21
1002 That’s it? The chef recommends sheltering in place? 1.3692 0.04284 195 135 48 12
1003 How does that sound anything like 'tomato'? 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
1004 It's clever, but it will never replace the chocolate fountain. 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
1005 Perhaps you’d prefer the funnel cake. (Please underline the word “cake”.) 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
1006 I'm not a scientist, but I think there's a weather event in my soup. 1.3690 0.04341 187 129 47 11
1007 It spins the opposite way in Australia. 1.3687 0.04540 179 125 42 12
1008 "This is why restaurants in trailer parks never succeed." 1.3687 0.04399 179 123 46 10
1009 It's too much drama for a soup 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
1010 I ordered the thai phoon, not the tornadolini. 1.3684 0.04360 209 149 43 17
1011 I know my wife ordered a mudslide but where is she? 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
1012 I need to speak with your meteorologist! 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
1013 I can only imagine the tempest in your teapot. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
1014 On second thought I'll go for the mixed greens. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
1015 I'd say that's a little bit more than just"a twist on traditional clam chowder" 1.3684 0.04610 171 119 41 11
1016 I asked for this in a teapot" 1.3684 0.04412 209 150 41 18
1017 Can I order this to go? 1.3682 0.04426 201 143 42 16
1018 -We call it the Dorothy special. 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1019 I said a "can of soup," not a "Kansas soup!" 1.3679 0.04367 212 152 42 18
1020 I'll pass on the soup thank you- it gives me terrible wind. 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
1021 Looks like you've made enhancements to your farm-to-table offerings. 1.3679 0.03986 193 129 57 7
1022 This dish will blow you away! 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
1023 Should I say when? 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
1024 Can I trouble you for some more crackers? Mine blew away. 1.3678 0.05170 174 130 24 20
1025 I think the miniature red shoes are a tad over the top. 1.3676 0.04268 204 143 47 14
1026 This is a new twist on the bisque! 1.3676 0.04268 204 143 47 14
1027 Yes, I come here regularly; there's no place like home. There's no place like home. 1.3676 0.04502 185 130 42 13
1028 Now bring me salt and pepper and a tiny wicked witch. 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
1029 And what’s for dessert, the Milky Way? 1.3673 0.04446 196 139 42 15
1030 I think I might have stirred my soup too fast. 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
1031 Do you have anything less political? 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
1032 Waiter, I could fly in my soup. 1.3672 0.04778 177 127 35 15
1033 Would you like a bib,sir? 1.3672 0.04778 177 127 35 15
1034 Our ingredients are locally sourced from the Gulf, sir. 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
1035 'There's a little twist in the recipe.' 1.3670 0.04820 188 138 31 19
1036 That’s quite a spin you put on the soup of the day. 1.3670 0.04256 188 129 49 10
1037 I believe I ordered fennel soup, not funnel soup. 1.3669 0.04645 169 118 40 11
1038 Frankly, I preferred the fly. 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
1039 It may be a natural disaster, but is it fresh? 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
1040 May I be moved to your basement section ? 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
1041 This won’t make my stomach turn will it? 1.3667 0.04127 210 146 51 13
1042 Yes, I think I will need more croutons. 1.3665 0.04465 191 135 42 14
1043 Quick! To the wine cellar! 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
1044 I'm afraid there's a mix up. I ordered the fennel soup. 1.3665 0.04526 191 136 40 15
1045 On second thought, I'd prefer indoor seating. 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
1046 Kudos to the chef for sourcing what's in season." 1.3663 0.04352 202 143 44 15
1047 Wait until you try the soup. It will blow you away! 1.3663 0.04179 202 140 50 12
1048 I ordered the Tsunami bowl 1.3663 0.04626 202 148 34 20
1049 Our special has taken the restaurant by storm. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1050 Isn’t this served with ruby slippers? 1.3663 0.04361 172 117 47 8
1051 There's been a misunderstanding. I ordered the Tempest in a Teacup. 1.3661 0.04729 183 132 35 16
1052 Sir, I warned you not to blow on the soup 1.3661 0.04600 183 130 39 14
1053 I distinctly said 'calm chowder'! 1.3660 0.04535 194 139 39 16
1054 I wanted upscale dining with a twist, not a twister! 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
1055 There's a metaphor in my miso. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
1056 So this is what you meant by "Category Pho" 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
1057 Could I be seated at another table? I feel a draft. 1.3657 0.04048 216 150 53 13
1058 I asked for *tournedos*. 1.3656 0.04610 186 133 38 15
1059 Global warming certainly is getting harder to ignore. 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
1060 But you ordered “something with a twist in it”. 1.3654 0.04152 208 145 50 13
1061 No, no! I ordered the martini with a twist! 1.3654 0.04370 208 149 42 17
1062 So this is why you call it "Kansas chicken soup"? 1.3653 0.04756 167 118 37 12
1063 So is this climate, or weather? 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
1064 I’ll tell you the problem. You forgot the spoon. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
1065 This used to be a seasonal dish but now it’s on the menu year-round. 1.3652 0.04410 178 123 45 10
1066 I ordered Thai food, not typhoon. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1067 I think you may have misheard me. I ordered tomato,not tornado. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1068 I asked for luke warm, not global warm. 1.3651 0.04680 189 137 35 17
1069 Can't wait to see what the chef whips up for dessert! 1.3651 0.04171 189 129 51 9
1070 I don't usually send things back, but I think I just saw a flying cow in my soup. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
1071 Well, frankly, I preferred the fly. 1.3650 0.04437 200 143 41 16
1072 It's flown in fresh daily. 1.3646 0.04289 181 124 48 9
1073 This is a tornado in a tureen. I ORDERED the tempest in a teapot. 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
1074 Excuse me, but I ordered mine counter-clockwise. 1.3646 0.04685 192 140 34 18
1075 " It's the chef 's idea to welcome tourists to Oklahoma." 1.3645 0.04607 203 149 34 20
1076 Excuse me, but I believe I ordered the beef tornadoes. 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
1077 Climate change is affecting everything 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1078 The chowder appears to be a bit turbulent today sir. Would you prefer a more tranquil bisque? 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
1079 Sir, I believe the chef forgot the flying cow. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
1080 Too late to get it to go? 1.3642 0.04921 173 126 31 16
1081 And for dessert I’ll have the Polar Vortex. 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
1082 This is why we always ask our guests not to stir their soup counterclockwise and blow on it at the same time. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
1083 You’re still in Kansas. It’s just how we serve our soup. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
1084 Last week it was a tempest in a teapot. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
1085 It twirls the other way in the southern hemisphere. 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
1086 Sir, the menu did specify tomato soup with a twist. 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
1087 May I have the soup with the fly instead? 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
1088 I think I stirred my soup too fast. 1.3636 0.04350 198 140 44 14
1089 I distinctly ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3636 0.05120 176 132 24 20
1090 What do you mean 'Why are you sending this back?' 1.3636 0.04524 198 143 38 17
1091 Waiter, there's a Rapture in my soup. 1.3636 0.04353 209 150 42 17
1092 It's supposed to be in a teapot. 1.3636 0.04713 187 136 34 17
1093 I thought 'funnel purée' was a typo 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
1094 I asked for the tempest in a teapot. 1.3631 0.04992 179 133 27 19
1095 I wanted it in a teapot. 1.3631 0.04865 179 131 31 17
1096 Now I see what the Zagat review meant about the bisque causing quite a stir. 1.3631 0.04390 179 124 45 10
1097 I said, "kale soup," not gale soup. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
1098 Excuse me, I ordered the funnel cake, not the funnel cloud. 1.3626 0.04677 182 131 36 15
1099 I said "tournedos." 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
1100 Yes, but I THOUGHT it said 'Tournedos' of beef... 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
1101 Would you mind turning down the air conditioning just a bit? 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
1102 I actually ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3623 0.04538 207 152 35 20
1103 This soup will blow you away. 1.3622 0.04258 196 137 47 12
1104 I think I blew too hard. 1.3622 0.04428 185 130 43 12
1105 Be careful. The plate’s hot 1.3622 0.04559 185 132 39 14
1106 Waiter, the eye is in my soup! 1.3622 0.04870 185 137 29 19
1107 I changed my mind about the Oreo blizzard. 1.3621 0.04897 174 127 31 16
1108 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.3621 0.04897 174 127 31 16
1109 Yes, I'll mention it to the chef. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
1110 Can I be moved? I feel a draft. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
1111 Waiter, this can't be kosher. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
1112 I may have blown on it too hard. 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
1113 Category Phó ? 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
1114 Don't you think you're overdoing the farm-to-table craze? 1.3618 0.04448 199 143 40 16
1115 I've heard of farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous! 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
1116 It's a twist on a classic. 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
1117 Sir, that is not a tornado since it is not over land. I would suggest it is a waterspout or, more precisely, a soup-spout. 1.3616 0.04769 177 128 34 15
1118 This is really a new spin on soup! 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
1119 I ordered F5...this is barely F3 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1120 It's supposed to have bacon. Where's the bacon? 1.3614 0.04400 202 145 41 16
1121 May I offer you a seat in our cellar? 1.3614 0.04511 202 147 37 18
1122 There must be some mistake. I ordered tournedos. 1.3613 0.04756 191 141 31 19
1123 I swear. I didn’t even stir it. 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
1124 May I assume sir, that following the Cyclone Bisque you would like our Tournedos de Bouef? 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
1125 I don't have time to wait until this passes through. 1.3611 0.04094 216 152 50 14
1126 And stop calling me Dorothy! 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
1127 I ordered the Tournedos of Beef. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1128 So, you're saying we're still in Kansas? 1.3607 0.04525 183 130 40 13
1129 I think I'd rather have the one that had the fly in it. 1.3605 0.04936 172 126 30 16
1130 I would like to cancel my crème brulée. 1.3602 0.04787 186 137 31 18
1131 Really it's all been a disaster. 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
1132 I'd like to reconsider the baked Alaska. 1.3600 0.04806 175 127 33 15
1133 But I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
1134 Tempests are served in teapots, not soup bowls, you oaf! 1.3600 0.04596 175 124 39 12
1135 I‘m pretty sure I didn‘t order it with a twist. 1.3600 0.04940 175 129 29 17
1136 Are you saying this is what the reviews meant by 'phenomenal atmosphere'? 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
1137 Can you take it away? It's already sucked in my wallet. 1.3596 0.04041 228 162 50 16
1138 I’m gonna need more crackers. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
1139 This usually comes in a teapot. 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
1140 Yeah? Well, you say tomato and I say tornado. Tomato, tornado... let's call the whole thing off." 1.3594 0.04498 192 138 39 15
1141 The soup's way too hot; the room's way too cold. What did you expect? 1.3594 0.04558 192 139 37 16
1142 No...I ordered the water sprouts. 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
1143 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
1144 I thought the tournedo would be beefier and less windy. 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
1145 I said tomato. TO-MA-TO! 1.3591 0.04755 181 132 33 16
1146 Yes, sir, it's so hot that it forms its own weather system. 1.3590 0.04566 195 142 36 17
1147 My apologies, I thought I heard 'tornado bisque' 1.3589 0.04184 209 148 47 14
1148 Excuse me. I thought I had ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
1149 Perhaps I pronounced Tournedos incorrectly, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.3587 0.04823 184 136 30 18
1150 To be authentic Tasmanian Devil soup should be spinning clockwise 1.3584 0.04979 173 128 28 17
1151 I ordered the salami, not the tsunami. 1.3584 0.05113 173 130 24 19
1152 The chef recommends you eat it under the table. 1.3584 0.04979 173 128 28 17
1153 Tell the chef that global warming is not an excuse. 1.3583 0.04643 187 136 35 16
1154 Not only does this soup suck. It blows! 1.3583 0.04766 187 138 31 18
1155 The chef put a new twist on it. 1.3582 0.04297 201 143 44 14
1156 I think I may need a couple dozen more napkins... 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
1157 I never said I wanted it to go. 1.3582 0.04297 201 143 44 14
1158 Waiter, there's an F1 in my soup! 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
1159 The review said this comes with hail. And a cow. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
1160 I ordered a Category 2 soup. 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
1161 Î'd rather stir it myself, thanks. 1.3578 0.04078 204 142 51 11
1162 No, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.3578 0.04419 204 148 39 17
1163 Waiter, there's something flying in my soup. 1.3578 0.04364 204 147 41 16
1164 It looks delicious, but I ordered fennel. 1.3575 0.04234 179 123 48 8
1165 Doesn't this usually come with a chaser? 1.3575 0.04983 179 134 26 19
1166 May I have a bib, please? 1.3575 0.04231 193 135 47 11
1167 Can I take this to go instead? 1.3571 0.04488 196 142 38 16
1168 I'd like a side order of hail. 1.3571 0.04603 182 131 37 14
1169 Kindly inform the chef: his high pressure cooker appears to be colliding with a low pressure system off the Gulf. 1.3571 0.04331 182 127 45 10
1170 I know I’ve had a few glasses of wine, but I believe my food is spinning. 1.3571 0.04249 196 138 46 12
1171 Well I am sure there was a fly in my soup just a moment ago! 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
1172 I'm sorry, but I ordered the aurora borealis. 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
1173 I’m detecting hints of cold dry polar air mixed with warm moist tropical air. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
1174 You're right, I wasn't able to predict that. 1.3568 0.04180 213 152 46 15
1175 I believe I ordered “TOMATO” soup. 1.3568 0.04608 199 147 33 19
1176 Waiter, I distinctly ordered the fennel soup, not the funnel soup. 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
1177 I asked for fennel soup. With tournados of beef as my entree. 1.3568 0.04382 199 143 41 15
1178 May I also recommend the tournados of beef? 1.3568 0.04324 199 142 43 14
1179 It's a bit too strong for a category 2 bisque 1.3568 0.04214 185 128 48 9
1180 What happened to the little houses that I ordered with this soup? 1.3567 0.04950 171 126 29 16
1181 I ordered it shaken not stirred... 1.3567 0.04950 171 126 29 16
1182 I thought it might cool faster if I stirred it. 1.3564 0.04162 202 142 48 12
1183 Excuse me, but there's a fly in the eye of my soup. 1.3564 0.04503 202 148 36 18
1184 But I ordered a funnel 'cake' ! 1.3564 0.04304 188 132 45 11
1185 I meant to order fennel soup 1.3564 0.04623 188 137 35 16
1186 Excuse me, I ordered the tournedos. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
1187 I ordered the tempest in the tea pot. 1.3563 0.04955 174 129 28 17
1188 We had come complaints when it was served in a teacup 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
1189 I said tomato. TOMATO soup. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
1190 Very sorry sir—just another unintended consequence of climate change.” 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
1191 You can really taste the atmospheric instability. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
1192 Never mind, it seems the itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout. 1.3560 0.04570 191 139 36 16
1193 Send my compliments to Glinda. 1.3559 0.04410 177 124 43 10
1194 Yes I need a spoon and a weather report would have been nice too! 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
1195 I assume this was sustainably harvested. 1.3558 0.04302 208 150 42 16
1196 Wasn't there a better way to remove the fly? 1.3556 0.04833 180 133 30 17
1197 You say it's Auntie Em's famous recipe? 1.3556 0.04768 180 132 32 16
1198 You really meant it when you said this soup would blow me away! 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1199 I think you misheard me. I said 'tomato,' not 'tornado.' 1.3556 0.04702 180 131 34 15
1200 How did you get your mustache to match your hair like that? 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
1201 I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the tournedo de boeuf. 1.3554 0.04910 166 121 31 14
1202 Who's your sous chef, The Wicked Witch of the West? 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1203 I specifically asked for no spouts. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1204 Can you let the server with the ruby slippers know that I'll take the check? 1.3552 0.04774 183 135 31 17
1205 Waiter, I order tournedo of beef, not tornado of soup. 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
1206 Pretty unusual to see a soup spout this time of year. 1.3548 0.04779 186 138 30 18
1207 Waiter, this soup is a disaster waiting to happen 1.3547 0.04484 203 149 36 18
1208 Is this tornado locally sourced? 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
1209 I ordered the Vesuvius 1.3544 0.04383 206 150 39 17
1210 I thought I ordered a hurricane. 1.3544 0.04104 206 145 49 12
1211 Chef Dorothy says that this always happens when guests wish they were home. 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1212 We’ve run out of sparklers. Happy Birthday sir. 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1213 I’d prefer it in a teapot. 1.3543 0.04366 175 122 44 9
1214 Excuse me. I ordered tournedos of beef. 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
1215 On second thought, maybe I’ll have the salad. 1.3538 0.04258 195 138 45 12
1216 Waiter, there's a funnel in my soup. 1.3538 0.04440 195 141 39 15
1217 I asked for fennel soup - and funnel cake. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1218 Oui monsieur, the winds are local. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1219 This is not what I ordered...this is neither a tempest, nor is it in a teapot. 1.3536 0.04810 181 134 30 17
1220 I said umami, not tsunami. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1221 So far it's wrecked two trailers and my appetite. 1.3536 0.04269 181 126 46 9
1222 Ah yes sir, the menu quite was clear that it was soup du jour with a twist 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1223 Waiter, there are flies in my tornado 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1224 I’ve changed my mind. I’ll take the salad. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1225 Please inform the chef that the vortex is a bit overdone. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1226 Her name is Dorothy, and she'll be here soon. 1.3535 0.04214 198 140 46 12
1227 You misunderstood me. I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3535 0.04564 198 146 34 18
1228 Will this dish give me wind? 1.3533 0.05031 167 124 27 16
1229 Here's a fun fact...it spins the other way below the equator. 1.3533 0.04429 184 131 41 12
1230 I believe I ordered the eye of the round, not the eye of the storm. 1.3533 0.04429 184 131 41 12
1231 I distinctly requested "Category 2"! 1.3532 0.04230 201 143 45 13
1232 Is this a seasonal menu item? 1.3532 0.04110 201 141 49 11
1233 Pardon me, but I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3529 0.04894 170 125 30 15
1234 Nonetheless, I remain skeptical about climate change 1.3529 0.04444 187 134 40 13
1235 Potato, potāto, tomato tornādo? 1.3529 0.04300 204 147 42 15
1236 I never got my side of hail.” 1.3529 0.04601 170 121 38 11
1237 I’ll have the tempest in a teapot as well. 1.3529 0.04356 204 148 40 16
1238 I think it may have turned... 1.3529 0.04757 187 139 30 18
1239 Yes, but I ordered a tempest in a teacup. 1.3526 0.04701 190 141 31 18
1240 Ask the bartender when my Hurricane is coming. 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
1241 Take this back. I asked for my tempest in a teapot. 1.3526 0.04970 173 129 27 17
1242 And how are you enjoying the Tsupnami, sir? 1.3524 0.04320 210 153 40 17
1243 Let the chef know I only want my salad gently tossed. 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
1244 What seems to be the problem sir? 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
1245 Yes, that is the Wizard of Osso Bucco 1.3523 0.04222 193 136 46 11
1246 This is definitely gluten free, right? 1.3523 0.04589 193 142 34 17
1247 I distinctly remember ordering the tempest in a teapot. 1.3523 0.04773 176 129 32 15
1248 No, no, I said “tournedos”. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
1249 What culinary "event" does the chef predict for the main course? 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
1250 No. I ordered the tournedos of beef. 1.3520 0.04240 196 139 45 12
1251 For dessert, I'll have the tempest in a teapot." 1.3520 0.04652 196 146 31 19
1252 Perhaps you would prefer the tournedos of beef. 1.3520 0.04362 196 141 41 14
1253 Excuse me, could you ask the chef to reduce this to a Category 4? 1.3520 0.04595 196 145 33 18
1254 Is it too late to get the salad? 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1255 Force majeure soup du jour?” 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1256 My croutons seem to have taken shelter in the basement. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1257 Are you sure that your cream of vortex is trailer-free? 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1258 Good Lord man! Not TORNADO SOUP! I said TOMATO SOUP! 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
1259 There really are easier ways to influence my vote on the climate change bill. 1.3520 0.04974 179 135 25 19
1260 I thought this only came in a teapot. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
1261 I think I'm going to need a napkin. 1.3518 0.04374 199 144 40 15
1262 No, I ordered the 'Tournedos' Rossini. 1.3518 0.04196 199 141 46 12
1263 I never expected climate change to effect me personally. 1.3518 0.04256 199 142 44 13
1264 I asked for extra fennel. Not extra funnel! 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
1265 I told you this soup would blow you away. 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
1266 Do I look like Dorothy to you? 1.3516 0.04787 182 135 30 17
1267 No...... I asked for tomato. 1.3514 0.04853 185 139 27 19
1268 I believe I said tournedos. 1.3514 0.04730 185 137 31 17
1269 And this is the last time I ask for a local dish in Oklahoma! 1.3514 0.04668 185 136 33 16
1270 Oh, I would suggest the Maelstrom Malbec. 1.3512 0.04112 205 145 48 12
1271 The excess calories are being removed for you, sir. 1.3512 0.04170 205 146 46 13
1272 My compliments to the chef. He's from Kansas, right? 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
1273 My bill and a FEMA application form, please! 1.3511 0.04552 188 137 36 15
1274 Waiter, there's some flying in my soup. 1.3511 0.04795 188 141 28 19
1275 Your soup has been given a modern spin, yet remains simple and sublime. 1.3511 0.04489 188 136 38 14
1276 Another napkin, please. 1.3508 0.04500 191 139 37 15
1277 You said it would blow me away, but it does not. 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
1278 Waiter, there's a farmhouse from Kansas in my soup. 1.3508 0.04313 191 136 43 12
1279 No; I said I wanted my DRINK with a "TWIST. 1.3508 0.04561 191 140 35 16
1280 Perhaps you should check the definition of 'amuse-bouche'. 1.3508 0.04561 191 140 35 16
1281 Global warming, sir. 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
1282 I thought today’s soup was tomato, not tornado. 1.3506 0.04298 174 121 45 8
1283 When I asked to be blown away by my meal, this wasn’t what I meant. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
1284 You say Tornado, I say Tournedo, Let's call the whole thing off... 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
1285 I"m gonna need a bigger bib 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
1286 Can I get the old classic without the new spin? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1287 I just assumed someone misspelled “fennel” on the menu. 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
1288 Excuse me, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3503 0.04817 177 131 30 16
1289 Could I get more crackers? 1.3503 0.04461 197 144 37 16
1290 Clearly the chef has one twisted sense of humor. 1.3500 0.04558 180 130 37 13
1291 What weather event does the steak come with? 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
1292 I asked for BEEF tournadoes! 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1293 Impressive, although I heard D'Angelo's has a category 5 pasta e fagioli 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
1294 I clearly ordered fennel. 1.3500 0.04525 200 148 34 18
1295 I can see that, but I would still like a spoon please. 1.3498 0.04137 203 144 47 12
1296 Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1297 Actually, I asked for "tomato" soup. 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
1298 The menu said the soup was an F5, this is an F3 at best. 1.3495 0.04389 186 133 41 12
1299 I’m pretty sure I ordered tournedos. 1.3495 0.04322 186 132 43 11
1300 The giant pepper grinder bit wasn't pretentious enough? 1.3495 0.04255 186 131 45 10
1301 I asked for the twister as a side. 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
1302 Impressive, but how am I supposed to Instagram this? 1.3493 0.04167 209 150 45 14
1303 You’re sure this pairs well with the rosé? 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
1304 Someone needs to teach the new chef how to use a metaphor. 1.3492 0.04593 189 139 34 16
1305 If you don't mind, I'd rather stir it myself. 1.3490 0.04419 192 139 39 14
1306 We weren't in Kansas in the first place. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1307 Send the check to FEMA please. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
1308 I thought you said "TOMATO" bisque! 1.3488 0.04327 172 120 44 8
1309 I believe I ordered the tournedos 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
1310 Did you save room for funnel cake? 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
1311 A rather blustery vichyssoise tonight, wouldn’t you say? 1.3488 0.04167 172 118 48 6
1312 You just can’t escape climate change, can you? 1.3487 0.04371 195 141 40 14
1313 On second thought, I don’t need the pepper. 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
1314 I specifically asked for Cream of TOMATO soup!!! 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1315 Actually, I ordered the funnel cake. 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
1316 Shouldn't this come with a funnel cake? 1.3485 0.04205 198 141 45 12
1317 Yes, I know the Yelp review said 'a vortex of flavor', but still! 1.3485 0.03888 198 136 55 7
1318 On second thought, I think I'll hear those specials again... 1.3485 0.04265 198 142 43 13
1319 Exactly which "du jour" is this? 1.3483 0.04727 178 131 32 15
1320 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.3483 0.04450 201 148 36 17
1321 Yes, but I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot 1.3483 0.04450 201 148 36 17
1322 I specifically ordered a tempest in a teapot 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
1323 seems more tsunami than umami to me 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1324 I specifically ordered the funnel cake! 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
1325 No, everything's right, I was just wanting a bigger spoon 1.3481 0.04400 181 129 41 11
1326 Ah yes...a seasonal dish with a twist... 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
1327 Excuse me, I asked for the tempest in a teacup 1.3480 0.04235 204 147 43 14
1328 I think I blew on it a bit too hard. 1.3478 0.04419 184 132 40 12
1329 The chef certainly put a new twist on chicken soup. 1.3478 0.04680 184 136 32 16
1330 I was hoping for a category five. 1.3478 0.04193 207 149 44 14
1331 Sir, our sous chef is a genius with the whisk. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
1332 That’s not what I meant by “to go.” 1.3478 0.04485 184 133 38 13
1333 This really is a culinary tour de force. 1.3478 0.04351 184 131 42 11
1334 I think there’s been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
1335 I thought I ordered the fennel soup?! 1.3474 0.04320 213 157 38 18
1336 I said a bowl of 'tomato' soup! 1.3474 0.04386 190 137 40 13
1337 I know lentils can give you wind, but this is ridiculous 1.3474 0.04633 190 141 32 17
1338 So this is chef's new twist on an old classic? 1.3474 0.04191 190 134 46 10
1339 Excuse me, I ordered this soup F3 not F5. 1.3472 0.04338 193 139 41 13
1340 I thought it was hyperbole when it listed the soup as a 'force to be reckoned with.' 1.3472 0.04338 193 139 41 13
1341 I ordered the earthquake 1.3472 0.04212 193 137 45 11
1342 Perhaps Monsieur should enunciate when he orders the tournedos of beef. 1.3469 0.04353 196 142 40 14
1343 And with my entree, I’d like to order the Aurora Borealis 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1344 Do you have something with a little less weather? 1.3467 0.04247 199 143 43 13
1345 Would it be possible to get "To-Go" box for this? 1.3467 0.04480 199 147 35 17
1346 Waiter, there's been a mistake. I ordered tempest in a teacup. 1.3467 0.04423 199 146 37 16
1347 Just making sure you're ready because in two sips this whole scene's going technicolor. 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
1348 Waiter, there is an extreme weather event in my soup. 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
1349 I'm going to need some extra napkins. 1.3465 0.04204 202 145 44 13
1350 I thought a Hurricane was a cocktail. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
1351 Once it's safe could I have a little pepper? 1.3462 0.04167 182 127 47 8
1352 Fresh funnel?! I heard “fennel.” 1.3462 0.04714 182 135 31 16
1353 Is this a new twist on Fennel Soup? 1.3462 0.04310 182 129 43 10
1354 Yes, it is impressive but I asked for beef TOURNEDOS. 1.3462 0.04583 182 133 35 14
1355 Is it spicy? 1.3459 0.04530 185 135 36 14
1356 Is this a 'watch' or a 'warning' ?" - Mary Ellen Doyle, Charleston, South Carolina 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
1357 We’re famous for serving our dishes with a twist, sir. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
1358 But I ordered an F-2 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
1359 This soup was actually prepared in Kansas. 1.3455 0.04367 191 138 40 13
1360 Perhaps a bigger napkin? 1.3455 0.04238 191 136 44 11
1361 I am certainly impressed, but would still rather have a classic tournedos 1.3455 0.04367 191 138 40 13
1362 No, not "tornado" . . . I said "tomato." 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1363 We call it the Inconvenient Bisque. 1.3455 0.04354 165 115 43 7
1364 Where did the new chef learn to make tournedos? 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1365 May I have a table away from the air conditioning supply vent, please? 1.3454 0.04618 194 145 31 18
1366 I'll sound it out this time: toe-ma-to soup. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1367 So this is the best soup in Kansas, eh? 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1368 And you're saying I get a t-shirt if I finish this? 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
1369 Yes, it's organic 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
1370 It needs salt. 1.3452 0.04393 197 144 38 15
1371 Could I get a spoon and umbrella? 1.3450 0.04288 200 145 41 14
1372 Waiter, I asked for funnel cake not funnel soup. 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
1373 Excuse me. There appears to be a misunderstanding. I ordered the fennel soup! 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
1374 I ordered the tempest in a teapot, not in a bowl! 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
1375 So, ‘the chef puts a spin on it’ was LITERAL? 1.3448 0.04008 203 143 50 10
1376 Which spoon do I eat this with? 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
1377 Forecasts call for a very small tip! 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
1378 I ordered tournedos de boeuf, where's the boeuf? 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1379 No no, I ordered my drink with a twist. 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
1380 Excuse me. I ordered the Beef Tournedos. 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1381 I'm sure I said "tournedos". 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
1382 You’re sure it pairs with this wine? 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1383 Can I get this order to go? 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1384 I explicitly ordered the tempest in a teacup! 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1385 The chef got carried away. 1.3444 0.04479 180 130 38 12
1386 I might have over-stirred. 1.3444 0.04409 180 129 40 11
1387 I've got a feeling we're not in canned soup anymore. 1.3444 0.04616 180 132 34 14
1388 There's been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1389 Potaytos, potahtos? Tomaytos, tomahtos? Tournedos, tournados? Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.3444 0.04616 180 132 34 14
1390 Excuse me, I thought I ordered the tournedos 1.3444 0.04616 180 132 34 14
1391 How is it? It's gusting, that's how it is. 1.3443 0.04818 183 138 27 18
1392 Apparently, sir, it's a soupnami. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1393 Waiter, there’s a polar vortex in my soup! 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1394 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer the veal tournedos? 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1395 Could I bother you for another spoon, please? 1.3442 0.03970 215 153 50 12
1396 I said tomato, not tornado! 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
1397 Well, now I find the wine disappointing. 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
1398 What did you think "... a burst of exotic flavors with a local twist" meant? 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
1399 Technically its a waterspout 1.3440 0.03879 218 154 53 11
1400 I ordered the tempest in a TEAPOT, you buffoon! 1.3439 0.04331 189 136 41 12
1401 Our new chef is from Oklahoma. Can you tell? 1.3439 0.04395 189 137 39 13
1402 Is it possible I mispronounced ‘tournedos in red wine sauce?’ 1.3438 0.04155 192 136 46 10
1403 Now I understand what the reviews said about this place having a "low pressure atmosphere." 1.3438 0.04022 192 134 50 8
1404 So there's no funnel cake? 1.3438 0.04284 192 138 42 12
1405 I’ll have my tempest in a teapot later, please. 1.3436 0.04422 195 143 37 15
1406 My wife was just over there across from me--have you seen her?--perhaps upstairs? 1.3436 0.04362 195 142 39 14
1407 Do you serve any other soup with less drama? 1.3434 0.04195 198 142 44 12
1408 Is there a problem? 1.3434 0.04134 198 141 46 11
1409 I said with a twist! 1.3434 0.04433 198 146 36 16
1410 Our soup with a twist, Monsieur. 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
1411 You served tornado; I said to-mah-to. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1412 Perhaps you were correct in suggesting the salad. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1413 I said 'on the side' 1.3433 0.04385 201 148 37 16
1414 I definitely said tomato! 1.3433 0.04385 201 148 37 16
1415 Oh, waiter, I ordered the tempest in a TEAPOT! 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1416 And let me guess, the beverage special is a tempest in a teapot. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1417 If this is a twist of pepper, I’ll try the funnel cake next 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1418 Excuse me, you misunderstood, I said 'TOMATO!" 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
1419 It needs more ginger, less funnel. 1.3429 0.04267 175 123 44 8
1420 I think I'll skip the boeuf flambé! 1.3427 0.04649 178 131 33 14
1421 Frank was not prepared when the warm air mass from his pappardelle met with a cool microburst, created by a drop of wine, causing intense instability that started in the lower atmosphere of his place setting. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1422 Could I have an avalanche for dessert? 1.3424 0.04475 184 134 37 13
1423 I think the chef put a little too much el nino in my soup. 1.3422 0.04293 187 134 42 11
1424 I could have stirred it myself. 1.3422 0.04293 187 134 42 11
1425 I ordered TOMATO soup with FENNEL. 1.3421 0.04439 190 139 37 14
1426 The dill is a little overpowering. 1.3421 0.04247 190 136 43 11
1427 The chef said it's just climate change, sir. 1.3421 0.04501 190 140 35 15
1428 Usually this happens AFTER I've eaten it. 1.3421 0.04312 190 137 41 12
1429 I’ll have to bother you for yet another spoon. 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
1430 Yes sir , this is a twist on our regular potato soup. 1.3420 0.04137 193 137 46 10
1431 The soup is marvelous! It blew me completely away. 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
1432 If it's not global warming then what is it ? 1.3420 0.04266 193 139 42 12
1433 Waiter, not to be picky, but I specifically asked for the colliding barometric pressure centers on the side. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
1434 Um, I ordered the Tournedos of Beef, not the beef tornadoes. 1.3417 0.04238 199 144 42 13
1435 So climate change is affecting our soup now? 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
1436 This soup is warm, humid, cold, dry and moist” 1.3415 0.04209 205 149 42 14
1437 Sir, I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1438 FEMA had better pick up the tab. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1439 Could we please close the window? 1.3409 0.04247 176 124 44 8
1440 Yeah, well, you say Tournedos, I say Tornado! 1.3409 0.04470 176 127 38 11
1441 I really thought you said tomato, not tornado. 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
1442 No, I definitely said ‘Tournedos Rossini’.” 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
1443 Pardon me. I ordered the tempest in the teapot. 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
1444 Nice try, but this does not change my view on climate change. 1.3407 0.04506 182 133 36 13
1445 You say tornado. I said tomato. 1.3405 0.04648 185 138 31 16
1446 Waiter, I don’t think I’m dining in Kansas anymore. 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
1447 Yes, a glass of water would be nice! 1.3404 0.04469 188 138 36 14
1448 Pardon me, but I ordered tomato soup. 1.3403 0.04357 191 139 39 13
1449 But I ordered a tempest in a teacup. 1.3403 0.04662 191 144 29 18
1450 This recipe was created by a chef in Kansas? 1.3403 0.03817 191 131 55 5
1451 I quite clearly said 'tournedos.' 1.3403 0.04721 191 145 27 19
1452 Tell the Chef I'm not that food critic from Kansas 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
1453 May I please have some extra napkins 1.3401 0.04384 197 145 37 15
1454 Yes, I stirred it! 1.3400 0.04160 200 144 44 12
1455 This is outrageous! I mean, no crackers? 1.3400 0.04038 200 142 48 10
1456 Your pre-flatulating bean soup sir. The wind comes out during dinner for your convenience, later. 1.3400 0.04338 200 147 38 15
1457 I said a dash of fennel. 1.3399 0.04514 203 153 31 19
1458 I wasn't expecting a literal whirlwind of flavors 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
1459 You say "tornado," I said "TOMATO" soup. 1.3393 0.04611 168 122 35 11
1460 I wanted a beef tournedo not a tornado. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1461 I thought tempests only occurred in teapots. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
1462 Could I get another table? There's a bit of a draft. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1463 I miss the days when it was just a fly. 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
1464 I'd presumed you were pronouncing "fennel soup" with a French accent. 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
1465 We're out of the fennel soup. Is funnel okay? 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
1466 Pardon me, but I thought this came in a teacup. 1.3390 0.04591 177 130 34 13
1467 We call it the Kansas City special. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
1468 I also recommend our Tsunami Salad. 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
1469 I said hold the tornado. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
1470 As I said sir, the soup special will blow you away 1.3389 0.04537 180 132 35 13
1471 Clark Kent forgets he can’t just blow on his soup. 1.3389 0.04803 180 136 27 17
1472 I'm no climatologist, but I find it hard to swallow. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
1473 I said BEEF TOURNEDOS. 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
1474 Sorry, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3388 0.04279 183 131 42 10
1475 This week the chef has put a new spin on the menu. 1.3387 0.04094 186 131 47 8
1476 This is going to change my YELP review 1.3387 0.04368 186 135 39 12
1477 Do you have a milder Tabasco sauce? 1.3386 0.04188 189 135 44 10
1478 I've heard of a tempest in a tea cup. But this is ridiculous. 1.3386 0.04385 189 138 38 13
1479 I suppose you're going to blame this too on climate change. 1.3385 0.04461 192 142 35 15
1480 I ordered the tempest in a teapot. This isn't even a proper cliche! 1.3385 0.04461 192 142 35 15
1481 By any chance, is the chef 's name Dorothy? 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
1482 I guess you didn't misspell "tournedo" after all. 1.3382 0.04101 204 147 45 12
1483 On second thought, I'd prefer the fly. 1.3382 0.04394 207 155 34 18
1484 No, I distinctly ordered Cream of TOMATO. 1.3380 0.04093 213 155 44 14
1485 They don't have this kind of soup back in Kansas! 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1486 I thought I ordered the tournedos. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1487 I'm sorry sir, but it appears that we are still in Kansas. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1488 Did you really have to stir it that hard? --Desmond Lethem, 9 years old 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
1489 Whatever happened to the good old days when there was only a fly in my soup? 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1490 Our weekday chef is from Kansas. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1491 On second thought, I'll have the bisque. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
1492 No, I wanted the tournedos. 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
1493 But does it have gluten? 1.3371 0.04624 175 129 33 13
1494 I asked for Tournedos Rossini, not a tornado that rose steamy! 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1495 I suppose a to-go container is a moot point now?... 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
1496 As long as it doesn't move into the wine, it's fine. 1.3370 0.04307 181 130 41 10
1497 You did say it was a tall order. 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
1498 Waiter, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
1499 And where's the twisty bread? 1.3370 0.04118 184 130 46 8
1500 I said: TOMATO soup. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
1501 I thought you said 'tomato' based. 1.3369 0.04789 187 143 25 19
1502 That is why it is called the “Souper Vortex”! 1.3369 0.04606 187 140 31 16
1503 Forget that—where's my bread? 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
1504 Is this where I make three wishes? 1.3368 0.04034 190 134 48 8
1505 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said the chef put a spin on the soup du jour.” 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
1506 … this way you don't have to blow on it too cool it down." 1.3368 0.04381 193 142 37 14
1507 I'm guessing there is a trailer park nearby? 1.3368 0.04319 193 141 39 13
1508 Instead of the Tornado Bisque, I'll have the Calamity Chowder. 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
1509 What are these trailer homes doing in my soup? 1.3367 0.04273 196 143 40 13
1510 Oh — “tomato” soup. 1.3367 0.04453 196 146 34 16
1511 Maybe you didn't hear me correctly. I asked for the TOMATO soup 1.3367 0.04511 196 147 32 17
1512 All I said was ‘there’s no place like home’. 1.3366 0.04470 202 152 32 18
1513 And where's Dorothy? 1.3366 0.04470 202 152 32 18
1514 Waiter, there is a lot more than a fly in my soup 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
1515 I sincerely doubt that it is just doing the backstroke. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1516 Would you happen to have a bib? 1.3353 0.04214 167 117 44 6
1517 I think the fresh ground pepper might have been a mistake. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1518 I ordered a large bowl of tropical cyclone and this is merely a twister. 1.3353 0.04250 170 120 43 7
1519 It’s a Kansas-inspired recipe. 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1520 Customer: What is a tornado doing in my soup? Server: It appears to be doing The Twist, sir. 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1521 Do you have any other weathers of the day? 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1522 Chef put a new twist on it 1.3352 0.04234 176 125 43 8
1523 Can I get a side of tempest in teapot with this? 1.3352 0.04531 176 129 35 12
1524 This is why I asked for the croutons on the side. 1.3352 0.04547 179 132 34 13
1525 May I have more croutons? 1.3352 0.04478 179 131 36 12
1526 My error, Monsieur, I thought you ordered Brussels Spout soup 1.3352 0.04616 179 133 32 14
1527 I ordered tornedo of beef. 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
1528 I requested a category 4 and this is clearly only a 3! 1.3352 0.04358 182 132 39 11
1529 Ambiance is an A+ but my review of the food is still up in the air. 1.3352 0.04287 182 131 41 10
1530 I said nothing of the sort. I asked for tomato. 1.3352 0.04628 182 136 31 15
1531 Perhaps a touch less jalapeño. 1.3351 0.04241 185 133 42 10
1532 Can I move to a booth? There's a bit of a draft at this table. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
1533 I'm sorry, but I ordered the "tempest in a teapot". 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
1534 I appreciate the technique and all but I wanted the tournedos. 1.3351 0.04509 185 137 34 14
1535 Shouldn’t this be served in a teacup? 1.3351 0.04638 185 139 30 16
1536 Hold the bread—tightly. 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
1537 Could I bother you for another spoon? 1.3351 0.04584 188 141 31 16
1538 Ahhh, Now I see why I was seated on the patio 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1539 I think your immersion blender is set too high 1.3351 0.04127 188 134 45 9
1540 The wine’s okay, but I think the soup has turned. 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
1541 Looks like we're not in Campbells anymore... 1.3351 0.04707 188 143 27 18
1542 Everything's great, thanks! 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1543 Sorry, Sir. It used to come in a tea pot. 1.3351 0.04533 191 143 32 16
1544 My apologies, Sir Nigel. Our new chef is from someplace called Oklahoma." 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
1545 Waiter, there's a tiny witch in my soup. 1.3351 0.04361 194 143 37 14
1546 I appreciate the presentation, but I ordered tournedos. 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
1547 I asked for ‘’more fennel,’ not ‘funnel.’ 1.3350 0.03965 200 142 49 9
1548 Can I order another one to go? 1.3350 0.04270 200 147 39 14
1549 Except for the obvious punchline, it is very good. 1.3350 0.04340 203 151 36 16
1550 It’s called infusion, sir. 1.3350 0.04404 206 155 33 18
1551 Waiter, there’s something a little Oz about my soup. 1.3350 0.04404 206 155 33 18
1552 I love eating seasonally. 1.3349 0.04141 209 153 42 14
1553 This soup blows. 1.3349 0.04085 209 152 44 13
1554 It’s an original way to deal with the fly, I’ll give you that. 1.3349 0.04101 212 155 43 14
1555 Excuse me, but I asked for the F5, this is clearly an F3 1.3349 0.04101 212 155 43 14
1556 I ordered the Tempest in the Teapot, not the Tureen Tornado. 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1557 No, everything's fine... I just need a bib. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
1558 Could I get a to-go container? 1.3333 0.04296 198 146 38 14
1559 Mudslide pie for dessert? 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
1560 Waiter, there's a girl with ruby slippers and her little dog too in my soup. 1.3333 0.04414 198 148 34 16
1561 You'd think a five-star restaurant would at least have warning sirens. 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
1562 This is precisely why I wanted to dine indoors! 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1563 Considering your four Michelin stars, I was expecting a hurricane. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
1564 Isn’t it amazing that the soup is ruined but the rest of the table remains untouched? 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1565 Should've believed them when they said this place has a terrible atmosphere. 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
1566 I was just blowing on it to cool it off and this happened 1.3333 0.04290 186 135 40 11
1567 May I please have another napkin? 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
1568 How can you be sure it's not climate change? 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1569 i’m sorry sir, did you prefer the tornado on the side? 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
1570 So that was not a misspelling. I thought I was getting a tournedos. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1571 I said T-O-M-A-T-O 1.3333 0.03992 216 157 46 13
1572 "I wanted it with just a twist of lime" 1.3333 0.04467 171 124 37 10
1573 I think I prefer the fly. 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
1574 To be honest, I’m not blown away with this meal. 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
1575 Waiter, there's a tornado in my soup. I distinctly ordered tomato! 1.3333 0.04553 186 139 32 15
1576 My compliments to the chef and to Mother Nature. 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
1577 Excuse me sir, I think that you twisted up my order. 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
1578 Can I get another spoon? 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
1579 Waiter, I'd like that bowl with the fly in it back, please. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1580 Tomato not Tornado 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1581 I asked the chef to surprise me, but I wasn't expecting this twist. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
1582 A bit grandiose don't you think? 1.3333 0.04147 171 120 45 6
1583 Waiter, there's a tiny cow in my soup. 1.3333 0.04310 171 122 41 8
1584 Do I get 3 wishes! 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
1585 We are proud to be a cloud-to-table restaurant. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
1586 On second thought, I think I'll have the salad. 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
1587 Waiter, there's a fly battling atmospheric instability in my soup. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1588 What did you expect with the Kansas special? 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1589 What, no crackers? 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
1590 Waiter, there's a trailer in my soup. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1591 I think there has been a mistake. I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1592 I’ve heard of pea soup fog, but this is ridiculous. 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1593 Does it come with 3 wishes? 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1594 I actually ordered a soupçon of beef tournedos 1.3333 0.04356 198 147 36 15
1595 And for my entrée, the Category 7 Tournedos of Beef. 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
1596 Yes, sir, your table is in a microclimate zone. 1.3317 0.03977 208 150 47 11
1597 I am sorry but this soup sucks. 1.3317 0.04204 208 154 39 15
1598 I believe it's more than just a fly in my soup. 1.3317 0.04116 202 147 43 12
1599 A little heavy with the habaneros, don’t you think? 1.3317 0.03970 199 142 48 9
1600 Excuse me, there's been some mistake. I ordered the Tournedos. 1.3317 0.04218 199 146 40 13
1601 Garçon, the soup spoon goes to the right of the knife. 1.3317 0.04395 199 149 34 16
1602 I ordered the F-1. This is at least an F-3. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
1603 Trust me, it's from our new power lunch menu. 1.3316 0.04050 193 138 46 9
1604 This is only an F-3. I ordered an F-4. 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
1605 I suppose we're still in Kansas after all? 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
1606 And you're sure it's gluten free? 1.3316 0.04543 190 143 31 16
1607 I ordered tournedos de boeuf, not tornado de soup. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
1608 I didn't order this. I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1609 It could use some more salt. 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1610 Should you call the Weather Channel, or should I? 1.3316 0.04338 187 137 38 12
1611 Ground pepper please. 1.3316 0.04134 187 134 44 9
1612 Could I move tables? I feel a draft 1.3316 0.04203 187 135 42 10
1613 Tornado? I said TOMATO! 1.3315 0.04178 184 132 43 9
1614 I ordered a hurricane but this is fine. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1615 Am I even able to send this back? 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1616 Well if you prefer, it can be paired with a Hurricane or a Mudslide. 1.3315 0.04558 178 132 33 13
1617 You could have gone into a little more detail when you recommended the Trailer Park Special. 1.3314 0.04753 175 132 28 15
1618 I distinctly requested an F2! 1.3314 0.04044 172 120 47 5
1619 Thaiphoon wasn't just a punny restaurant name? 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
1620 potato, po-tah-do, tomato, tornado ... 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1621 I think that's a bit more than a FLY! 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1622 I’m afraid I need another spoon. 1.3314 0.04576 169 124 34 11
1623 Excuse me waiter, there seems to be a catastrophic weather event in my soup. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
1624 Is this the classic French recipe, or the chef's own twist on it? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1625 Waiter, my spoon is missing. 1.3302 0.04146 212 157 40 15
1626 Sorry, the self-stirring soup still has a few bugs in it. 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
1627 Great presentation but I’m going to need a bib. 1.3300 0.04376 200 150 34 16
1628 I thought I ordered the tomato soup. 1.3300 0.04318 200 149 36 15
1629 Yeah the chef's been experimenting lately. 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
1630 Deduct a star for poor atmosphere. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
1631 On second thought, I’ll take the tempest in a teapot. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
1632 We are out of the funnel cake, but the chef recommends this in its place. 1.3299 0.04098 194 140 44 10
1633 The soup is served Globally Warmed. 1.3299 0.04163 194 141 42 11
1634 Thank you, but I ordered a bowl of T-O-M-A-T-O soup 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
1635 Excuse me but I ordered an F4 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
1636 Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup! 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
1637 So that's what the menu meant by 'Oklahoma Clam Chowder.' 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
1638 The genie will be right out to take your wish 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
1639 We were out of tomato. 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
1640 The food is fine, but the ambiance is a disaster. 1.3297 0.04229 185 134 41 10
1641 No, I distinctly said “tomato.” 1.3297 0.04499 185 138 33 14
1642 Our famous corn soup, monsieur. Chef says it'll take you right back to Kansas. 1.3297 0.04753 185 142 25 18
1643 It's NOT what I ordered. Tell the bartender to make me a hurricane. 1.3297 0.04346 182 133 38 11
1644 Tornado soup, it's considered a delicacy in Kansas. 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
1645 The tornado I can live with. It's the chef's love affair with salt that is the REAL disaster here. 1.3296 0.04250 179 129 41 9
1646 The food better be good. Because the atmosphere stinks. 1.3296 0.04536 179 133 33 13
1647 I said I wanted the TOMATO soup. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
1648 -When you first opened, the tornadoes were bigger! 1.3295 0.04298 176 127 40 9
1649 Excuse me, but I thought I ordered the one with fennel. 1.3295 0.04660 176 132 30 14
1650 This is only an F1. I ordered the F5. 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
1651 I'm sorry, but I ordered the category 1 soup. 1.3295 0.04189 173 123 43 7
1652 YES, sir, I really am quite convinced that there is a draft at this table. 1.3295 0.04646 173 129 31 13
1653 Did I hear you say the chef put a spin on this special? 1.3294 0.04397 170 123 38 9
1654 I thought I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1655 I think I’ll pass on the Tsunami Pie. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
1656 I think I might have blown on the soup too hard. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1657 You say 'tore-nay-doe', I say 'tore-nah-doe'. It's still a great bisque. 1.3293 0.04284 167 119 41 7
1658 I'd prefer a more robust wine. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
1659 I've asked FEMA to declare this soup a disaster. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1660 I said a tempest in a teapot! 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1661 This is your spin on a tomato soup? 1.3289 0.03840 228 166 49 13
1662 I guess I over-stirred. 1.3287 0.03928 216 157 47 12
1663 Yes, much more annoying than a fly. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
1664 You're sure we're not in Kansas anymore? 1.3285 0.04322 207 156 34 17
1665 I meant tournedos of beef . 1.3285 0.04268 207 155 36 16
1666 I asked for a twist, not a twister 1.3284 0.03962 204 147 47 10
1667 They say it’s hard to attribute any specific event to climate change, but you have to admit this is a game changer. 1.3284 0.04198 204 151 39 14
1668 When the menu said beef tornados, I thought it was a typo. 1.3284 0.04256 204 152 37 15
1669 This is too 'farm to table' for my tastes. 1.3284 0.04183 201 148 40 13
1670 Aren't tempests supposed to be in teapots and not in borscht? 1.3284 0.04183 201 148 40 13
1671 Isn't this normally served in a teacup? 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
1672 Excuse me, this soup was supposed to be hot but it appears a cold front moved in. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
1673 Yes sir.....it's our seasonal special. 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
1674 No, I asked for the tournedos. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
1675 Scusi. I said TO-MA-TO. 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
1676 I'm quite certain I ordered tournedos. 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
1677 I need more crackers. 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
1678 Sir, would you like some FEMA with that? 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
1679 Next time, I'll be fine with just a fly in my soup 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
1680 Our chef wanted to put a new spin on the menu. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
1681 Tell Chef to cancel the Tournedos of Beef 1.3280 0.04553 189 143 30 16
1682 I meant to order the Tournedos 1.3280 0.04028 189 135 46 8
1683 Excuse me, but I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3280 0.04606 186 141 29 16
1684 I would give this bisque an EF4 out of five. Is the chowder less menacing? 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
1685 Excuse me, waiter, I ordered Tournados. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
1686 Can I get a poncho? 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
1687 It blows on itself. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
1688 I suppose this is what happens when ambient hot air meets tasteless cold soup. 1.3279 0.04724 183 140 26 17
1689 It's our seasonal North Atlantic bisque, with aromatic fennel circulation and a delectable low-pressure center. 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
1690 Excuse me waiter . There’s a tornado in my soup . 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
1691 How is it you thought I said 'Tornado Basil'? 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
1692 Whatever the chef says, it looks like global warming to me. 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
1693 Yes, I have heard of ‘Tempest in a Teacup’, but ‘’Minestrone Maelstrom’? 1.3276 0.04402 174 127 37 10
1694 Quick! To the salt cellar. 1.3276 0.04764 174 132 27 15
1695 No one else complained 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
1696 Did a butterfly in Brazil flap its wings? 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
1697 It's just the tip of the parsnip. 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
1698 It's spinning the wrong way. 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1699 Climate change is having many strange effects sir. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
1700 No, I did not stir it, "a tad vigorously"! 1.3273 0.03769 220 158 52 10
1701 Are you sure this is gluten free? 1.3273 0.04035 220 163 42 15
1702 Waiter, I asked for TOMATO soup 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
1703 I’m sorry but I ordered tournedos. 1.3272 0.04125 217 162 39 16
1704 I said “Tomato not Tornado Soup”. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1705 It always happens when the steam of the hot soup meets the cold of the air conditioning. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1706 I distinctly said beef tournedos! 1.3271 0.03950 214 156 46 12
1707 Tornado. I thought you said the special was Tomato. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1708 It may be what I ordered, but I thought you had misspelled tournedos. 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
1709 I asked for tomato, not tornado. 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
1710 I thought I ordered funnel cake? 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
1711 Waiter, there’s a fly of biblical proportions in my soup. 1.3267 0.04224 202 150 38 14
1712 I said cream of TOMATO. 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
1713 Is this what they call Nor'easter Clam Chowder? 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
1714 It's another take on funnel cake. 1.3266 0.03895 199 142 49 8
1715 Well, I've had spicier... 1.3266 0.04147 199 146 41 12
1716 When I order a tornado bisque, I expect there to be tiny mobile homes. Well, where are they? 1.3265 0.04549 196 150 28 18
1717 Is this not usually served in a tea cup? 1.3265 0.04313 196 146 36 14
1718 Does it come with a side of insurance? 1.3265 0.04190 196 144 40 12
1719 I specifically requested the tornado on the side. 1.3264 0.04421 193 145 33 15
1720 Can you bring me a new spoon? 1.3264 0.04601 193 148 27 18
1721 Surprised? Yes. I expected Tournedos, not a tornado. 1.3264 0.04170 193 141 41 11
1722 I assumed 'Alabama Surprise' involved a variation of shrimp and grits. 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
1723 I'd rather have the fly in my soup. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
1724 Waiter, there's a national emergency in my soup! 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
1725 I specifically said "tomato." 1.3263 0.04593 190 145 28 17
1726 An odd way to remove a fly, but thank you. 1.3263 0.04471 190 143 32 15
1727 You got it wrong. I ordered tournedos! 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
1728 You must have misheard me... TOM-A-TO 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
1729 The Beef Tournedos Soup was a bit more dramatic than I was expecting. 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
1730 That should take care of the fly in your soup. 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
1731 Are you sure this dish is gluten free? 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
1732 It pairs well with our hurricane cocktail. 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
1733 I asked for the "tomato bisque" not the "tornado risk." 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
1734 I meant to order the tournedos of beef. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
1735 I might need a bib for this one. 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
1736 Very impressive, but I ordered the tomato soup. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
1737 The chef is still upset about my sending back his signature dish last week? 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
1738 Was there a low pressure system in the kitchen? 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
1739 Are you sure this is extra, extra spicy? 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
1740 My compliments to the Weatherman. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
1741 Do you mind turning the fan off? 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
1742 You know I think I finally get this whole climate change thing. 1.3260 0.04628 181 137 29 15
1743 After I've reaped the whirlwind I'd like more croutons, please. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
1744 There's a warm front in the kitchen and a cold front out here. 1.3258 0.04182 178 128 42 8
1745 My apologies. I should have mentioned the soup must be stirred COUNTER-clockwise. 1.3258 0.04404 178 131 36 11
1746 I ordered TOURNADOES of beef..... 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
1747 We've been experiencing extreme Menu Change. 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
1748 Critics are calling this new restaurant a natural disaster. 1.3257 0.04228 175 126 41 8
1749 We used to serve hurricanes. 1.3256 0.04195 172 123 42 7
1750 T.O.U.R.N.E.D.O.S. Google it! 1.3255 0.03971 212 155 45 12
1751 I'm not sure I'm ready for "cold" fusion cuisine.... 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
1752 Waiter, could you bring me a spoon and a side of plywood? 1.3254 0.04178 209 156 38 15
1753 Is this the new chef from Kansas? 1.3254 0.04009 209 153 44 12
1754 And with dessert, may I suggest our tempest in a teapot. 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
1755 Our Soupe du Jour comes with a twist. 1.3252 0.03989 206 150 45 11
1756 Waiter, I think there has been a mistake. I ordered the Tournedos. 1.3249 0.04472 197 150 30 17
1757 Garcon, I ordered the fennel soup. 1.3249 0.04294 197 147 36 14
1758 Waiter, I ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.3249 0.04413 197 149 32 16
1759 The menu said Tournedos. 1.3249 0.04172 197 145 40 12
1760 I didn’t want this to go. 1.3249 0.04172 197 145 40 12
1761 TorNAYdo; TorNAHdo. It's not what I ordered. 1.3249 0.04172 197 145 40 12
1762 Meteorological gastronomy. 1.3247 0.03954 194 139 47 8
1763 I said a 'twist' of lemon! 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
1764 Could you turn down the AC? 1.3247 0.04021 194 140 45 9
1765 No, I’m sure I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3247 0.04580 194 149 27 18
1766 I guess you did say it was a whirlwind of flavor 1.3247 0.04087 194 141 43 10
1767 Waiter, there's a fly-over state in my soup. 1.3247 0.04152 194 142 41 11
1768 There is a new twist to this recipe! 1.3247 0.03817 194 137 51 6
1769 I said, TOMATO Bisque soup. 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
1770 Mais oui, Monsieur...You are not in Kansas anymore. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
1771 In the future, I suggest you swirl in that olive oil a little less vigorously. 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
1772 Excuse me, I ordered the tsunami salad 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1773 The chef suggests that you think of it as a vortex of flavors 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
1774 Waiter, there's a fly--well, flying things--in my soup. 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
1775 Waiter, there's a trailer park in my soup! 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
1776 I’d like to change the course. 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
1777 Presentation, F4, the actual soup, 2 stars. 1.3242 0.03937 219 161 45 13
1778 I'm not paying extra for this. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
1779 I guess I’ll be taking this to go. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
1780 In a teapot, I don't mind. But this is just a mess. 1.3242 0.04118 182 131 43 8
1781 Kudos to the chef—the Vortex-Mex chili is excellent. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
1782 Send it back please. I ordered the pea soup fog. 1.3242 0.04263 182 133 39 10
1783 My croutons disappeared into the vortex funnel. May I have a few more please? 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
1784 I said To ma to, and you heard tor na do. Please take the whole thing back. 1.3240 0.04593 179 135 30 14
1785 Well, a moment ago there WAS a fly in my soup! 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
1786 I thought it was accented with fennel. 1.3240 0.04524 179 134 32 13
1787 No, sir, of course that is NOT a tornado in your soup! The croutons are rotating counterclockwise: its a cyclone. 1.3240 0.04524 179 134 32 13
1788 So this dish has origins in the Gulf coast? 1.3240 0.04237 179 130 40 9
1789 My apologies. I thought you said fennel. Can you tell me about the salad again? 1.3239 0.03899 213 155 47 11
1790 I heard you say, "I'll give it a whirl." 1.3239 0.04066 213 158 41 14
1791 Sir, I did tell you it was soup with a twist. 1.3239 0.03899 213 155 47 11
1792 It appears the kitchen dropped a piece of funnel cake in my soup 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1793 ... so, you stir counter-clockwise south of the equator? 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
1794 Climate Change is getting harder to ignore. 1.3238 0.04106 210 156 40 14
1795 Can I hear about your other specials? 1.3238 0.03818 210 151 50 9
1796 No, I'm not complaining about the fly! 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
1797 When I said I'd give the special a whirl, this is not what I had in mind. 1.3237 0.04705 173 131 28 14
1798 I may have misspoken; I meant "farm-to-table." 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
1799 Thanks. The fly is gone now. 1.3237 0.03914 207 150 47 10
1800 I asked for a TWIST of lemon. 1.3235 0.03763 204 145 52 7
1801 I already knew I wasn’t in Kansas anymore. 1.3234 0.03989 201 146 45 10
1802 Apologies from the chef, sir. We’re out of the regular tournedos. 1.3234 0.04231 201 150 37 14
1803 Sir, I know you ordered a Hurricane, but the chef had to make a last minute substitution. I hope that it's ok. 1.3232 0.04276 198 148 36 14
1804 I asked for TOMATO bisque 1.3232 0.04335 198 149 34 15
1805 When I order sharknado soup, I expect to see some shark. 1.3231 0.04501 195 149 29 17
1806 I ordered tournedos, not tornados. 1.3231 0.04069 195 142 43 10
1807 I ordered a tournedos, not a tornado! 1.3231 0.04321 195 146 35 14
1808 Maybe I shouldn’t have complained about the salad. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
1809 Is this your first time at a Sky to Table Restaurant? 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
1810 Perhaps you could bring me a spoon? 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1811 Is it still possible to choose the dinner salad? 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
1812 I specifically asked for an F3, not an F4. 1.3228 0.04480 189 143 31 15
1813 Sorry, that’s not mine. I said tournedoes, medium rare. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
1814 No, I ordered tournedos. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
1815 I neglected to tell you, you weren’t supposed to stir it. 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
1816 Waiter, my vortex is cold. 1.3226 0.04064 217 162 40 15
1817 I want to talk to FEMA. 1.3226 0.04057 186 134 44 8
1818 The Chef is really taking Restaurant Week by storm. 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
1819 Tomato—I said tomato! 1.3226 0.04531 186 141 30 15
1820 It started as a tempest in a teapot. 1.3224 0.04050 214 159 41 14
1821 I wanted it without spouts. 1.3223 0.04089 211 157 40 14
1822 Actually, I ordered tournedos of beef. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1823 Just some bread and a poncho. 1.3222 0.04068 180 129 44 7
1824 This is not my idea of 'an exciting new addition to the menu.' 1.3222 0.04571 180 136 30 14
1825 Forget the wine. I feel like a Dark and Stormy. 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
1826 Did you say "tournedo" or "tornado"? 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
1827 When I saw the menu I hoped you had just misspelled the word 'Tomato'. 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
1828 I’ve been blowing on it! 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
1829 Well that puts a new twist on tomato bisque. 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
1830 I’m afraid today’s potage clearly states funnel not fennel, monsieur. Bon appetit!” 1.3220 0.04339 177 130 37 10
1831 I imagine you're going to tell me this was caused by climate change. 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
1832 Could I have it shaken, not stirred? 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
1833 I expected this in a teacup. May I speak to your manager? 1.3218 0.04235 174 126 40 8
1834 May I have some salt and a Doppler radar? 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
1835 If possible, I prefer something less au courant” 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
1836 Glad to see the Wizard's back in the Kitchen. 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
1837 Waiter, there was a fly in my soup. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
1838 I ordered a Tempest in a Teapot, not a Cyclone in a Soup Bowl. 1.3218 0.04496 202 156 27 19
1839 This soup is out of season. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
1840 I am quite certain that I ordered Tournedos of Beef. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
1841 Send this back to the kitchen. It sucks. 1.3216 0.04012 199 145 44 10
1842 but i wanted a tempest in a teacup 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
1843 When I ordered tournedos, I just assumed it would be beef. 1.3214 0.04422 196 149 31 16
1844 The chef tried a new secret recipe. We'd ask him but we can't find him. 1.3214 0.04241 196 146 37 13
1845 It started in the teapot. 1.3213 0.03745 221 160 51 10
1846 Soup of the day. Whirled Peas. 1.3212 0.04093 193 141 42 10
1847 Well, monsieur, your pronunciation of "tournedos" left much to the imagination. 1.3212 0.04286 193 144 36 13
1848 Please pass on to the chef that the mobile home croutons are phenomenal.” 1.3212 0.04471 193 147 30 16
1849 You say everyone who ordered it has been resuscitated? 1.3212 0.04410 193 146 32 15
1850 Did you by chance bring me the Midwest instead of the Minestrone?" 1.3212 0.04286 193 144 36 13
1851 No, everything isn't O.K. I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3212 0.04471 193 147 30 16
1852 It’s farm to table sir. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1853 And you’re sure the soup is organic? 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
1854 Did you say funnel cloud or funnel cake? 1.3211 0.04068 190 138 43 9
1855 May I suggest that if you don't speak French you take 'tournedos' off the menu? 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
1856 Take it back- I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3209 0.04192 215 163 35 17
1857 My crackers are a total loss! 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1858 Any suggestions as to a utensil I should use. 1.3209 0.03967 187 134 46 7
1859 Do you have a short term forecast for my soup? 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
1860 Impressive, but I ordered the to·ma·to soup. 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
1861 I’ll take those ruby slippers whenever they’re ready. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1862 I’ve had all I want for now. Could you pack the rest to go please? 1.3208 0.03788 212 153 50 9
1863 Yes, it is unusual. We don't see very many tornados touch down in Manhattan. 1.3208 0.04127 212 159 38 15
1864 I specifically asked that it be served in a teapot. 1.3207 0.03579 237 171 56 10
1865 I thought "Tornado Soup " was a typo . 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
1866 While I'm waiting for this to cool, when can I expect Chateaubriand to touch down? 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
1867 I thought I was getting Thai Food, not a typhoon. 1.3205 0.03757 234 172 49 13
1868 I thought I told you quite clearly that I like my tempest in a teacup. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1869 Could you wrap this in an act of God bag? 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
1870 Tell Anatole to walk it back on the habaneros, eh? 1.3204 0.04747 181 140 24 17
1871 Hey! I ordered BEEF tournedos. 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
1872 My apologies, sir. We only give refunds in the event of black hole. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1873 Calling this 'chicken soup with a twist' is a bit misleading. . . 1.3202 0.03767 203 145 51 7
1874 Am I going to be blown away??!! 1.3202 0.04018 203 149 43 11
1875 tuh-MAH-toh, not tor-NAH-doh 1.3200 0.03995 200 146 44 10
1876 I said "Cream of Tomato", not "Tornado"! 1.3200 0.04658 175 133 28 14
1877 Does global warming also affect the tomato bisque? 1.3200 0.04658 175 133 28 14
1878 I thought you said "with a soupcon of fennel," not funnel. 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
1879 Pardon, monsieur, but I ordered the TOURNEDOS. s'il vous plait. 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
1880 I could use a spoon. 1.3198 0.04344 197 149 33 15
1881 No, you're mistaken. I ordered the tempest in a teacup. 1.3198 0.04344 197 149 33 15
1882 That's quite the twist of pepper. 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
1883 Could i have some garlic bread to calm it down 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
1884 Excuse me, I ordered fennel soup? 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1885 Wrap this to go and I’ll take the check, please 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
1886 Waiter I ordered a Category 2... 1.3196 0.04140 194 143 40 11
1887 I thought I ordered Cream of TOMATO Soup. 1.3196 0.04075 194 142 42 10
1888 I'm going to pass on the Kansas special. 1.3196 0.04204 194 144 38 12
1889 The prediction is high winds and heavy rains, becoming a Category 2, unless you eat it right away. 1.3195 0.04775 169 129 26 14
1890 You better hope we end up outside Kansas. 1.3194 0.03797 216 157 49 10
1891 Sir, the chef was last seen storming about the kitchen. 1.3194 0.03909 216 159 45 12
1892 TORNADO soup?! I thought you said Tomato soup. 1.3194 0.04117 191 140 41 10
1893 I may not have been clear about my dietary restrictions. 1.3191 0.04361 188 141 34 13
1894 Don’t try to blame this on global warming! 1.3191 0.04160 188 138 40 10
1895 It may be farm to table, but is it organic? 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
1896 Believe me, there was a fly in my soup. 1.3189 0.04205 185 136 39 10
1897 The dish? It sucks. 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
1898 I hope this substitute for funnel cake satisfies the gentleman. 1.3189 0.04205 185 136 39 10
1899 I thought the menu said Beef “Tournedos” soup! 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
1900 But I asked for tomato, not tornado soup. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1901 If the soup's a disaster, why should I have confidence in the entree? 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1902 Tomato soup! Not tornado! 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
1903 I thought you said pumpkin soup with a twist. 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
1904 Our farm to table credentials are impeccable. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1905 I'm pretty sure the menu said beef tournedos 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1906 Waiter, I ordered beef tournedos. 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1907 It’s our tomato soup with a new twist. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1908 Waiter, there's a twister in my soup. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1909 I still don't believe in climate change. 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1910 I said T O M A T O soup." 1.3184 0.04040 201 148 42 11
1911 Since when does seasonal include hurricane season? 1.3182 0.04081 198 146 41 11
1912 Is it too late to change it to the cheesy earthquake flatbread? 1.3182 0.04265 198 149 35 14
1913 Never mind, the twister took care of it. 1.3182 0.04143 198 147 39 12
1914 I think you misheard my request of 'twist of lemon' 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
1915 I said the New England--not the Kansas--clam chowder. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1916 Waiter, I ordered 'tomato' soup.. 1.3180 0.04002 217 162 41 14
1917 If I wanted it to go I would’ve asked. 1.3179 0.04371 195 148 32 15
1918 Do you have a trailer park for an entree? 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
1919 I'm sorry, I thought I ordered the beef tournedos. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
1920 I think it's a rift in the soup-time continuum. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
1921 There's a damn hair in my soup. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
1922 I'm sorry. I ordered the tempest in teapot. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
1923 This molecular gastronomy thing is getting out of hand. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
1924 I hate to complain, but you forgot the soup spoon. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
1925 But I asked for this in a teapot. 1.3177 0.04481 192 147 29 16
1926 Could I order something a bit more understated? 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
1927 So, the name Dust Bowl is literal, then? 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
1928 Could I have this wrapped up to go? 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
1929 Oh, you wanted tournedos. 1.3176 0.04751 170 130 26 14
1930 I ordered "tomato" soup, sir. 1.3176 0.04824 170 131 24 15
1931 What do I get with my steak, a cattle stampede? 1.3176 0.04602 170 128 30 12
1932 Waiter, there's a fumarole in my soup. 1.3175 0.03609 211 150 55 6
1933 This sure beats Benihana. 1.3175 0.04004 189 137 44 8
1934 You call it tor-nay-do. I call it tor-nah-do. 1.3175 0.04142 189 139 40 10
1935 No, I ordered the tournedos! 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
1936 I ordered the soup with fish tournedos. 1.3175 0.04341 189 142 34 13
1937 Are you certain this is gluten free? 1.3173 0.03946 208 153 44 11
1938 I thought you were kidding when you said that the chef’s soup would transport me to another place. 1.3173 0.04119 208 156 38 14
1939 I ordered the French Onion, not the Dorothy. 1.3173 0.04175 208 157 36 15
1940 I ordered bean sprout not water spout soup! 1.3172 0.04322 186 139 35 12
1941 Sorry sir, I can't return the soup due to Force Majeure 1.3172 0.04389 186 140 33 13
1942 I'll have them turn down the air conditioner 1.3172 0.04186 186 137 39 10
1943 No, I ordered steak Tournedo 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
1944 For the last time, I ordered the funnel CAKE! 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
1945 You didn’t have to blow that hard; it wasn’t that hot. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
1946 My understanding was that the tempest was in the teapot. 1.3171 0.04044 205 152 41 12
1947 I said tomato bisque. T-O-M-A-T-O 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1948 No, I definitely did not order the Minestorme soup 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
1949 I asked for cream of tomato soup, not screaming tornado soup! 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
1950 Our latest soup, Sir, with a new twist ! 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
1951 Waiter, there's a Dorothy in my soup. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
1952 We think it has something to do with climate change! 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
1953 A warning would've been nice. 1.3167 0.04130 180 131 41 8
1954 Not to worry, the fly has gone 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
1955 Waiter, there is, amongst other things, a fly in my soup. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1956 This gave us our third Michelin star. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1957 On a scale of EF-1 to EF-4, how would you rate the soup? 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
1958 Your seasonal menu just blows me away! 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
1959 But I distinctly ordered the Tempest in a Teapot! 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1960 Excuse me sir. I ordered tornados of beef. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1961 I did warn you, sir- our Tournedos Rossini are exceptional. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
1962 Crackers are ill-advised. 1.3165 0.03824 218 160 47 11
1963 I didn’t blow on it. 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1964 Excuse me sir, but I ordered the tournedo. 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
1965 I take it you're aware of the too-hot-coffee lawsuit against McDonalds? 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
1966 It’s our cream of tornado soup! 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1967 I thought the tornado bisque came with croutons 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1968 You can pull this together and you STILL can't get me a spoon?! 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
1969 When I asked for a “twist” I meant lemon! 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1970 Can I still change my order? 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
1971 Excuse me, I asked for the “tomato” soup. 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
1972 I ordered the Tournedos, not the Tornado ! 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
1973 I was thinking that a jar of moonshine would make for a much better pairing. 1.3163 0.04230 196 147 36 13
1974 Not tornado...I said tomato. 1.3163 0.04130 215 163 36 16
1975 There’s a hyperbole in my soup! 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
1976 Our chef is trying a new twister on an old classic 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
1977 I ask for tournedous of beef.... 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
1978 There's been a mistake. I ordered Thai Pho. 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
1979 The soup is angry, monsieur. 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
1980 Check, please. I'm on a whirlwind tour of the city. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1981 What do you mean your menu has a force majeure clause? 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
1982 I presume this dish will not need stirring? 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
1983 I did not order the meal to go. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1984 Typo on the menu? I ordered vichyssoise with fennel. 1.3158 0.04385 190 144 32 14
1985 We also have tempest-in-a-teapot. 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
1986 I said ‘tomato,’ not ‘tornado.’ 1.3155 0.04256 206 157 33 16
1987 Our chef came to us from the Land of Oz. 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
1988 So this is what you meant by minestrone with a twist... 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
1989 Can you turn down the AC a little bit? 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1990 There won't be anything else. 1.3155 0.03954 187 135 45 7
1991 I thought the menu said tournadoes of beef. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1992 Cancel my order of beef tournedos. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1993 The chef blames it on climate change. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
1994 What seems to be the problem? 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
1995 It looks nice, but I ordered tournedos. 1.3153 0.03945 203 149 44 10
1996 I said, Tomato. You said, Tornado. 1.3153 0.04006 203 150 42 11
1997 Oklahoma Soup, sir. 1.3152 0.04418 184 139 32 13
1998 OK, you win. Climate Change IS real. 1.3152 0.04924 165 128 22 15
1999 Sure, the fly is gone... 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
2000 Yes sir, they are ‘in season’.” 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
2001 Nevertheless, there’s a fly in my soup. 1.3150 0.04046 200 148 41 11
2002 Sir, I believe I ordered the "tomato" soup not the " tornado" soup. 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
2003 I guess a butterfly flapped it’s wings in China. 1.3149 0.04035 181 131 43 7
2004 Climate change sir. Our chef desires to stay “ ou courrent” 1.3149 0.04735 181 141 23 17
2005 I said a twist of pepper. 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
2006 It's gazpacho with a twist, sir. Would you want some pepper with that? 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
2007 No, my soup is on the fly. 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
2008 Did the chef survive 1.3149 0.04537 181 138 29 14
2009 Chef believes that great food makes its own weather. 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
2010 And our featured drink today is a tempest in a teacup. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
2011 I said beef tournedos,not tornado. 1.3147 0.04150 197 147 38 12
2012 Are you sure this is the Beef Tournedos? 1.3147 0.03958 197 144 44 9
2013 This is a twist of lemon? 1.3147 0.03892 197 143 46 8
2014 I think pepper may be a bad idea. 1.3147 0.03892 197 143 46 8
2015 Is this a starter or a finisher? 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
2016 A life jacket and some bread would be nice. 1.3146 0.04590 178 136 28 14
2017 I specifically asked for the F2 chili, not the F5! 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
2018 For dessert, I'll go with the bombe flambe. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
2019 Well, it's not the tournedos I asked for. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
2020 Sir, you ordered from the rotating soup menu. 1.3146 0.04154 213 162 35 16
2021 I'd like to meet the chef who cooked up a storm" 1.3144 0.04063 194 143 41 10
2022 Actually I ordered TOURNEDOS! 1.3144 0.04256 194 146 35 13
2023 And how exactly does one eat Tasmanian devil stew? 1.3144 0.04440 194 149 29 16
2024 At least it’s Instagrammable 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
2025 Please give my compliments to the atmospheric conditions which produced this soup. 1.3143 0.03856 210 154 46 10
2026 Is Dorothy coming too? 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
2027 Is this another example of your twisted humor? 1.3141 0.03898 191 138 46 7
2028 Waiter, there's been a mistake.....I ordered "TY FUN' not "TYPHOON". 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
2029 No, no, no! I asked for a Tournedo Oscar, not a tornado, Oscar. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
2030 Do you have an updated forecast? 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
2031 I have no spoon. 1.3141 0.04365 191 145 32 14
2032 I see there’s been some menu changes since our local weatherman bought the restaurant. 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
2033 No no, I ordered the SPROUT soup. 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
2034 I’ll take it to go. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
2035 I hate to be a bother, but I actually ordered the Tournedos of Beef. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
2036 So where's the beef tournedos I ordered? 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
2037 Can you turn down the fan? 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
2038 Did you make a wish? 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
2039 Oh tomato, I thought you said tornado. 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
2040 Well this is outrageous, the menu stated quite clearly it would come in a teacup 1.3135 0.04529 185 142 28 15
2041 This isn’t what I had in mind when I ordered tournedos! 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
2042 Did you put your recipe in the cloud? 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
2043 Sorry sir. Probably Climate related! 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
2044 That's how you know it's hot. It makes its own weather. 1.3134 0.04090 201 150 39 12
2045 I would have preferred a fly..... 1.3133 0.04972 166 130 20 16
2046 I bet this never happens at the corner table. 1.3132 0.04017 182 132 43 7
2047 When will this be ready to eat? 1.3132 0.04092 182 133 41 8
2048 For future, how DO you pronounce tournedos? 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
2049 You have three wishes or I could take back the genie soup special 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
2050 Does this mean we’re not in Kansas anymore? 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
2051 I thought I ordered tournedos of beef... 1.3131 0.04254 198 150 34 14
2052 I'm afraid so Sir, genetically modified foods can be unpredictable. 1.3131 0.03919 214 159 43 12
2053 So, this is the soup for those feeling a bit under the weather? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
2054 I will not be bullied into Lent. 1.3128 0.04499 179 136 30 13
2055 That's right, a fly. And a rambunctious one at that. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
2056 I've heard of funnel cake but soup?? 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
2057 Don't "tempest in a soup bowl" me. I want to see the chef. 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
2058 Should we be crawling under the table? 1.3125 0.04153 192 143 38 11
2059 When you said “whirlwind of flavor” I was thinking cayenne pepper. 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
2060 I asked for the space time continuum on the side. 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
2061 Actually I ordered the tournedos of beef 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
2062 I hate to complain, but this appears to be a bit over-stirred. 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
2063 No spoon? 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
2064 I was expecting this in a teapot 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
2065 I can’t wait to see the main course. 1.3125 0.04020 192 141 42 9
2066 I apologize for the misunderstanding, Sir. I'll return right away with your Funnel Cake. 1.3125 0.04218 192 144 36 12
2067 We're not in Kansas any more. 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
2068 I asked for the minestrone soup, not the maelstrom. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
2069 Very impressive—but I'm afraid I ordered the tournedos. 1.3122 0.04092 205 154 38 13
2070 Waiter,I ordered the Beef Tournedos! 1.3122 0.04329 189 143 33 13
2071 I thought you said the soup was tomato. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
2072 And I'll have the tournedos of beef as an entree. 1.3122 0.04129 189 140 39 10
2073 Could you turn down the exhaust fan a bit? 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2074 I told him tournedos. 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
2075 I think this culinary chemistry craze is getting a little out of hand. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
2076 Can you get me a larger spoon? 1.3119 0.03758 202 146 49 7
2077 Wait until my editor gets wind of this. 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
2078 I didn't know it was in season. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
2079 I read it as 'tournedo'. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
2080 I wanted a tournedo 1.3116 0.03959 215 161 41 13
2081 I think you misunderstood. I ordered white bean and fennel soup. 1.3116 0.04235 199 151 34 14
2082 I heard creamy tornado. 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
2083 I thought the menu said TOMATO soup 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
2084 You might have taken “Experience Dining” too far 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
2085 New twist on an old standby? 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
2086 The wine is exceptional, but it doesn't go with the soup. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
2087 I ordered TOMATO soup, TOMATO! 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
2088 This'll be one for the climate change deniers. 1.3115 0.04690 183 143 23 17
2089 I clearly said 'Tournedos" 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
2090 Sorry, but I ordered the tournedos de boeuf. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
2091 I'd say that's rather a tad more than a "twist" of pepper. 1.3113 0.03883 212 157 44 11
2092 Tomato soup, tornado soup, let's call the whole thing off. 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
2093 Excuse me waiter--I ordered the tournedos of beef !!! 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
2094 Well, to be frank, we're pretty sure it's a result of climate change. 1.3112 0.04093 196 146 39 11
2095 I ordered the Italian White Bean Soup with a Fennel Cloud, not a funnel cloud. 1.3112 0.04280 196 149 33 14
2096 May I see Dorothy after the soup has settled? 1.3112 0.04218 196 148 35 13
2097 Sure they sound the same, but why would you think I said creamy tornado soup? 1.3112 0.04156 196 147 37 12
2098 But I ordered beef tournedos! 1.3112 0.03896 196 143 45 8
2099 I didn't know a tempest was available in a soup bowl. 1.3112 0.03828 196 142 47 7
2100 I didn't realize this dish was in season. 1.3111 0.03962 180 130 44 6
2101 I thought these only came in teacups? 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
2102 In December ? 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
2103 Excuse me, but I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
2104 The soup isn't exactly blowing me away. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
2105 I just blew on it to cool it off. 1.3110 0.04035 209 157 39 13
2106 I think the chef may have gotten carried away. 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
2107 More crackers, please. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
2108 This dish is a real tongue twister. 1.3109 0.04069 193 143 40 10
2109 Excuse me, Sir, but I seem to have lost Toto." 1.3109 0.04388 193 148 30 15
2110 Excuse me, I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3109 0.04509 193 150 26 17
2111 Tornados. Not Tournedos. 1.3109 0.03934 193 141 44 8
2112 I ordered cream of tomato soup,....not cream of tornado soup! 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
2113 Please take this back, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3109 0.04326 193 147 32 14
2114 Is your chef, by chance, a former weatherman? 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
2115 I asked for the Parting of the Red Sea. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
2116 I thought the tempest only came in a teapot. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
2117 Sorry, sir, that tempest should be in table 7's teapot. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
2118 I don't mean to be rude but I did ask for the tornado on the side. 1.3107 0.04016 206 154 40 12
2119 It’s the latest in meteorological gastronomy. 1.3105 0.04309 190 144 33 13
2120 Did I mispronounce tournedos? 1.3105 0.04042 190 140 41 9
2121 Are these kinds of soup events the new normal? 1.3105 0.04373 190 145 31 14
2122 But the menu said "a twist of lemon". 1.3103 0.03995 203 151 41 11
2123 Tournedo, tournedo! T-o-u-r-n-e-d-o. 1.3103 0.04056 203 152 39 12
2124 I said "Tournedos" not Tornadoes 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
2125 Interesting, but I ordered Tournedos! 1.3103 0.04232 203 155 33 15
2126 I asked for the beef tournados. 1.3103 0.04232 203 155 33 15
2127 Maybe turn the air conditioner down a little? 1.3103 0.03995 203 151 41 11
2128 It's normally served in a teapot. 1.3102 0.04422 187 143 30 14
2129 So, where does Chef source the watersprouts? 1.3102 0.04290 187 141 34 12
2130 Waiter, I think my birds nest soup is flying south for the winter . 1.3102 0.04154 187 139 38 10
2131 May I suggest a bib? 1.3100 0.03972 200 148 42 10
2132 Fennel was mis-spelled on this week’s ingredient order. 1.3100 0.03908 200 147 44 9
2133 We were all out of Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3100 0.04157 200 151 36 13
2134 It needs more salt. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
2135 I ordered tournedos of beef. Where's the beef? 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
2136 It tasted so bad, I just uttered, "Oh My GOD, take it away"! 1.3098 0.04538 184 142 27 15
2137 So, I am not in Kansas anymore? 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
2138 I ordered a funnel cake with a strawberry citrus drizzle---not a weather situation." 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
2139 Just wondering if this soup is covered by FEMA. 1.3096 0.04138 197 148 37 12
2140 I always order broth when I'm feeling under the weather. 1.3096 0.04138 197 148 37 12
2141 We can't be sure, Sir, but we suspect global warming. 1.3096 0.03879 197 144 45 8
2142 May I have a storm chaser with my wine? 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
2143 Can I have the climate denier entree instead? 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
2144 This was supposed to come in a teapot. 1.3095 0.04075 210 159 37 14
2145 Waiter, a suggestion for the Chief, stop stirring the soup clockwise. 1.3094 0.04061 223 171 35 17
2146 If you like the tomato tornado you should really try the funnel cake. 1.3094 0.04524 181 139 28 14
2147 Is the tornado vegan? 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
2148 So even your soups are flown in fresh every day? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
2149 Is the chef missing a funnel? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
2150 Funnel cake, not funnel cloud 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
2151 Waiter, there's a Coriolis Effect in my soup 1.3094 0.03785 181 129 48 4
2152 I like my soup less globally warmed. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
2153 Chef Toto calls this his Kansas special. 1.3093 0.04368 194 149 30 15
2154 You should not have blown on it so hard. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
2155 Waiter, there is a ' No Fly Zone" in my soup! 1.3092 0.04172 207 158 34 15
2156 It's our new "Climate Change Clam Chowder." 1.3092 0.03820 207 152 46 9
2157 No, I'm sure blowing on it won't help. 1.3090 0.04216 178 132 37 9
2158 Let me guess Toto, we're not in Sarti's anymore? 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
2159 Take it back, I’m a gastronomical change denier.” 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
2160 Yes sir, you ordered the tomato tornado. 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
2161 Sorry... but I actually ordered the tsunami bisque. 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
2162 I think that was too much fresh ground pepper after all. 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
2163 Sure, but where's the spoon? 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
2164 Hm, it’s a little too salty 1.3088 0.03855 204 150 45 9
2165 Tell the chef I prefer my soup hot, not turbulent. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2166 The atmosphere in this place is a bit much, don't you think? 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2167 I thought you said the Soup of the Day was Tomato,not Tornado... 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
2168 And I'll have the tsunami pasta for my main course. 1.3085 0.04135 188 140 38 10
2169 Keeping up with climate change, we changed Tempest in a Teacup to Tornado in a Tureen 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
2170 Yes, the debris field is to my liking. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
2171 Please take this back. I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. 1.3085 0.03891 201 148 44 9
2172 Maybe I shouldn't order an entrée. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
2173 Yes, I completely agree, this is an exciting twist from farm-to-table. 1.3084 0.03852 214 159 44 11
2174 I'd prefer to have this served in a teapot. 1.3084 0.04180 214 165 32 17
2175 No, the wine is fine. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2176 I said "Spoon"; not "Typhoon". 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
2177 I would have preferred the fly in my soup. 1.3081 0.04689 172 133 25 14
2178 Something is odd here, Eddy. Oh yes, you forgot my spoon. 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
2179 Waiter, the tornado is cold. 1.3081 0.04108 185 137 39 9
2180 What does Gazpacho mean again? 1.3081 0.04036 185 136 41 8
2181 The genie is out. You may make your wish now, Sir. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2182 Yes, it's quite the presentation, but I ordered the "tournedos." 1.3081 0.04384 185 141 31 13
2183 Looks like God is giving you a poor Yelp rating. 1.3081 0.04036 185 136 41 8
2184 I'm sorry, was this tornado locally sourced? 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2185 I thought for sure that I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup! 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2186 I thought it came with the genie 1.3081 0.04303 198 152 31 15
2187 What did I order? 1.3081 0.04182 198 150 35 13
2188 Waiter, what is this tornado doing in my soup? 1.3081 0.04243 198 151 33 14
2189 I ordered the glacier melt. 1.3081 0.04057 198 148 39 11
2190 Is this the F-4 or F-5 soup? 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
2191 It calls for a tyspoon. 1.3077 0.03900 195 143 44 8
2192 I'm literally blown away by this soup! 1.3077 0.03832 195 142 46 7
2193 Climate change, Sir 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
2194 Is it too late to order the locust appetizer? 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
2195 Well I thought this would blow me away. 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
2196 Our chef de cuisine uses the best organically produced ingredients to represent our current climate and political change. 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
2197 Yelp users said this soup was an F5, but I’d say it’s barely an F3... 1.3077 0.03900 195 143 44 8
2198 Tell me, am I still in Kansas? 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
2199 Mr. kent, did you blow on your soup again? 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
2200 I said tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.3077 0.04225 195 148 34 13
2201 This global warming is causing some pretty extreme microclimates. 1.3077 0.04635 182 142 24 16
2202 Actually, the hail is extra. 1.3077 0.04033 195 145 40 10
2203 Now, do you believe in global warming? 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
2204 Is there a problem with your soup? 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
2205 Sir, the butternut squash came from Kansas. 1.3077 0.04225 195 148 34 13
2206 I asked for the beef tournedos not a soup tornado. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
2207 I said the funnel cake not soup 1.3073 0.04139 205 156 35 14
2208 Excuse me, but this is not the tournedos that I ordered. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
2209 Heaven to table? Seriously! 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
2210 On second thought, I'll try the F1 curry. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
2211 Well, at least you gave me a still wine. 1.3073 0.04396 192 148 29 15
2212 I ordered tomato. You served tornado. I like tomato. This is tor-mado. Tomato. Tornado. Ta-mah-to. Potato. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
2213 It’s Vortexas Chili, Sir. 1.3073 0.04270 192 146 33 13
2214 But I ordered a Tsunami. 1.3073 0.04334 192 147 31 14
2215 I ordered the salad. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
2216 Sir, you did order Chef's Global Warming Surprise Soup. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
2217 Get under the table. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
2218 Tomato, you idiot! Not tornedo! 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
2219 Tornado bisque? 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
2220 I said "rare TOURNEDOS" 1.3072 0.04958 166 131 19 16
2221 I clearly said the 'tomato' bisque. 1.3072 0.04068 166 120 41 5
2222 I'll take the FEMA check. 1.3069 0.04181 202 154 34 14
2223 Is this the F4 or 5? 1.3069 0.04381 189 145 30 14
2224 Yes, this soup is most definitely in season. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
2225 I must have misspoke I want TOMATO SOUP 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
2226 Waiter, there’s a storm in my soup. 1.3069 0.04508 189 147 26 16
2227 NOT TO MENTION THIS IS NOT A TEACUP 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
2228 When I order my soup F3, I like it to be served F3. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
2229 I think this the tornado soup...I ordered the tomato soup 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
2230 Sir, the chef suggests you wait 10 minutes. 1.3068 0.04165 176 130 38 8
2231 I asked for the funnel cake, not the funnel cloud. 1.3068 0.04165 176 130 38 8
2232 No I did not. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3068 0.04538 176 135 28 13
2233 This is too 'in season'. 1.3068 0.04086 176 129 40 7
2234 I asked for TOMATO soup! 1.3066 0.03695 212 155 49 8
2235 I said, "good warm soup" not "global warming soup". 1.3065 0.04102 199 150 37 12
2236 Um...I believe I ordered tomato, not tornado, soup. 1.3065 0.04224 199 152 33 14
2237 A light swirl of creme fraiche,” was an understatement 1.3065 0.03976 199 148 41 10
2238 No dessert but I would like to try the tempest in a teapot. 1.3065 0.04040 199 149 39 11
2239 ‘Let me guess. This will be extra . . .’ 1.3064 0.04130 173 127 39 7
2240 No, I said I wanted a funnel CAKE with my soup! 1.3064 0.04130 173 127 39 7
2241 I distinctly ordered a tempest in a teacup 1.3063 0.03914 222 168 40 14
2242 I suppose it is soup with a twist. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2243 I'm missing a spoon. 1.3061 0.04144 196 148 36 12
2244 Perhaps I will have the salad instead. 1.3061 0.04080 196 147 38 11
2245 I asked for warm soup, not globally warm soup. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
2246 I said, "The science is inconclusive." 1.3060 0.04132 183 136 38 9
2247 Please tell the chef this doesn't have enough millibars. 1.3060 0.04275 183 138 34 11
2248 I think there’s been some mistake—I ordered the tempest in the teapot. 1.3060 0.04204 183 137 36 10
2249 No, I clearly said would like to begin with the tempest in a teapot. 1.3060 0.04344 183 139 32 12
2250 Excuse me waiter, there is a genie in my soup! 1.3059 0.03897 219 165 41 13
2251 Taste's fine, but could use a bit more in the presentation. 1.3059 0.03618 219 160 51 8
2252 We didn’t have a teapot. 1.3059 0.04868 170 134 20 16
2253 You might want to stir a little slower. 1.3058 0.04179 206 158 33 15
2254 Well, you see, as global soup temperatures rise... 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
2255 Climate change is really starting to hit close to home. 1.3058 0.04064 206 156 37 13
2256 I'm going to need another spoon. 1.3058 0.03885 206 153 43 10
2257 Pardon me, I ordered the New England chowder. Not the Oklahoma chowder. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
2258 No, I said the beef tournedos 1.3057 0.04314 193 148 31 14
2259 I ordered the Soup with a Twist but this is ridiculous. 1.3057 0.04122 193 145 37 11
2260 And a Hurricane to drink, please. 1.3056 0.03707 216 159 48 9
2261 I’m certain I said FENNEL soup. I’ve never even heard of funnel soup. 1.3056 0.04322 180 136 33 11
2262 The atmosphere in here is extremely depressing. 1.3054 0.04104 203 154 36 13
2263 The new twist on tomato soup is excellent. 1.3054 0.03664 203 147 50 6
2264 I don't know, sir. I'm a virtual server, not a cloud server. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
2265 Could you bring extra crackers please. 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
2266 It appears I didn't enunciate the word "to-ma-to" clearly enough. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
2267 Would it kill you to bring me a spoon? 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
2268 I ordered the typhoon. 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
2269 I said I wanted something with a twist - not twister. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
2270 The chef guarantees the bisque will blow you away... 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
2271 ... rising hot air above the soup mixing with the falling, cold air from the A/C, oh, never mind. Just get under the table until it passes. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
2272 I asked for a twist of lime, not a twister 1.3050 0.04438 200 157 25 18
2273 No, no, no, you fool, I said 'Tournados' ! 1.3050 0.04145 200 152 35 13
2274 Those people are staring at me because I’m eating alone. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
2275 My soup's cold. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
2276 You did say tournedo, sir. 1.3048 0.04120 210 161 34 15
2277 It picked up my spoon. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
2278 You forgot the side of hail. 1.3046 0.03998 197 147 40 10
2279 Waiter, I ordered my soup with a twist. Not a twister! 1.3046 0.03867 197 145 44 8
2280 Once again, Sir, I am certain I ordered the "Tempest in a Teapot" 1.3043 0.04255 184 139 34 11
2281 My apologies, I asked for cream of fennel soup. 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
2282 Yes, I’m afraid that can happen when hot air meets a cold soup. 1.3043 0.04324 184 140 32 12
2283 Does this look like a vol-au-vent to you ? 1.3043 0.03869 207 154 43 10
2284 It’s the wrath of the day. 1.3043 0.04047 207 157 37 13
2285 Take this back. I ordered tournedos. 1.3043 0.03929 207 155 41 11
2286 Tournedos? 1.3043 0.04255 184 139 34 11
2287 I thought it came in a teapot. 1.3041 0.03971 217 165 38 14
2288 Waiter, I only ordered an F-2. 1.3041 0.03917 217 164 40 13
2289 You say ‘tornado’ , I said ‘tomato’... let’s call the whole off.. 1.3041 0.03807 217 162 44 11
2290 You said I would be blown away with my dish. 1.3041 0.04168 194 147 35 12
2291 I said I wanted my martini with a twist. 1.3041 0.03904 194 143 43 8
2292 Gluten-free, you say? 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
2293 Now, that’s what I call fusion. 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
2294 I’m sorry...I thought you said TOMATO basil. 1.3041 0.05222 148 117 17 14
2295 I didn’t order this ‘to go.' 1.3039 0.03780 204 150 46 8
2296 While I appreciate the artisanry, I'm afraid I can't stomach any more than an F2. 1.3039 0.03967 204 153 40 11
2297 Your Climate Change Consumme is a bit more than I expected." 1.3039 0.04230 181 136 35 10
2298 I’m gonna need another spoon. 1.3037 0.03954 214 162 39 13
2299 Extra napkins, please. 1.3037 0.03942 191 141 42 8
2300 Where's the tempest in a teapot that I ordered? 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
2301 Its regular tomato soup with a twist. 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
2302 It is the chef's surprise 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
2303 I guess we're not eating in Kansas anymore. 1.3037 0.03942 191 141 42 8
2304 Our soup is globally warmed. 1.3037 0.04212 191 145 34 12
2305 Not tornado soup... I ordered tomato soup! 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
2306 Re-thinking the Green New Deal, Senator? 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
2307 'Dorothy back?' 1.3036 0.03884 224 170 40 14
2308 Little bit of a tongue twister, eh? 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
2309 ...a word with the Chef. 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
2310 The polar vortex makes everyone’s soup cold, sir. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
2311 You meant it literally? Tornado soup? 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
2312 The soup here really sucks. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
2313 I thought the tempest came with teapot.... 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2314 I don't see Unlimited Breadsticks, do you? 1.3033 0.04211 211 164 30 17
2315 No. No. No. I said steak Tournedos. 1.3032 0.04257 188 143 33 12
2316 I had a different vision of tournedos of beef... 1.3032 0.04121 188 141 37 10
2317 Could I get one without the special effect? 1.3032 0.03909 188 138 43 7
2318 Its a perfect storm of Tobasco sauce, jalapenos, and Grey Poupon. 1.3032 0.03981 188 139 41 8
2319 Sorry for the mix up....Your Tournedos de boeuf will be right out. 1.3032 0.04052 188 140 39 9
2320 Today's soup with a twist 1.3030 0.04045 198 149 38 11
2321 I assumed it was a misprint for 'tomato.' 1.3030 0.04291 198 153 30 15
2322 Chef must have added the tongue of toad before the eye newt. 1.3030 0.04467 198 156 24 18
2323 There seems to be some mistake. I ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.3029 0.04087 208 159 35 14
2324 The is the chef's twist on a classic recipe. 1.3029 0.03792 208 154 45 9
2325 Does it have a name yet? 1.3029 0.04090 175 129 39 7
2326 May I have another spoon? I seem to have lost mine. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
2327 Tou say tournedo and I say tornado. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
2328 Is there a table farther away from the air return? 1.3029 0.03927 175 127 43 5
2329 I asked for the mushroom cloud soup. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
2330 I'm assuming it's there's-no-place-like-home style? 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
2331 Waiter, I better eat this in the cellar. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
2332 I ordered the beef TOURNADOES. 1.3027 0.03948 185 136 42 7
2333 I need this reheated. 1.3027 0.04304 185 141 32 12
2334 I’m sorry, but I’m tornado-intolerant. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
2335 Waiter, I distinctly ordered the tournedos de boeuf. 1.3027 0.04304 185 141 32 12
2336 There's a localized manifestation of climate change in my soup. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
2337 Waiter, there's a sky in my soup! 1.3027 0.04371 185 142 30 13
2338 This is impressive but I ordered tournedos. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
2339 What do you mean I must have ‘over-stirred’ it? 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
2340 Ok, fine, but I hope my entree doesn't have any flying monkeys. 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
2341 This makes my stomach turn. 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
2342 Human caused or not, I'm not paying for it. 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
2343 I can stir my own soup 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
2344 Tournedo, not tornedo! 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2345 I believe I ordered 'tomato". 1.3022 0.03911 182 133 43 6
2346 I'd rate this soup an "F-3" 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2347 If this is "Dorothy's Soup" I can't wait to bite into the "Tin Man's Sandwich". 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2348 Tomato, tornado; it's just a difference in inflection, convection, and some Louisiana hot sauce, Sir. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
2349 "I asked for fennel and sprouts." 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
2350 This is not what I had in mind when you advertised 'soup with a twist'. 1.3021 0.04193 192 146 34 12
2351 I thought Tournedos of Beef was something much different. 1.3021 0.04321 192 148 30 14
2352 I ordered soup d'jour, not force majeur. 1.3021 0.03924 192 142 42 8
2353 Still don't believe in global warming? 1.3021 0.04258 192 147 32 13
2354 Waiter! Get FEMA to clear my place. 1.3021 0.04321 192 148 30 14
2355 Well, this is certainly an unexpected twist on Tournedos au Poivre! 1.3021 0.04128 192 145 36 11
2356 I need another napkin. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2357 In the teapot, dammit, not in the soup!!! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
2358 Are there any tree nuts in this twister? 1.3018 0.04733 169 132 23 14
2359 On second thought, I'll have the beef tournedos. 1.3017 0.04181 179 134 36 9
2360 I’m so sorry, I don’t normally do this, but I actually asked for no cilantro. 1.3017 0.04401 179 137 30 12
2361 Be warned, the soup comes with a twist. 1.3017 0.04106 179 133 38 8
2362 For my first wish . . . 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
2363 We're not in Kansas anymore are we? 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
2364 Can I get a refund, or at least an umbrella? 1.3017 0.03950 179 131 42 6
2365 It’s losing all its nutrients. 1.3016 0.04304 189 145 31 13
2366 You were out of tomato? 1.3016 0.04304 189 145 31 13
2367 I thought "soup au vente" meant something less literal... 1.3016 0.04238 189 144 33 12
2368 The new chef, sir. He's a little pretentious. 1.3016 0.04171 189 143 35 11
2369 It ate my spoon! 1.3015 0.03767 199 146 46 7
2370 No sir, I distinctly remember ordering the tempest in at teapot. 1.3015 0.04090 199 151 36 12
2371 I’m sure the Cream of Tornado soup is very good, but I ordered the Cream of Tomato soup. 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
2372 Sir, we garnish with funnel, not fennel " 1.3015 0.03964 199 149 40 10
2373 Shouldn't you issue a warning to the other tables? 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
2374 Could I have the F 3 instead? 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2375 But I ordered the cream of fennel. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2376 I must say, the serving sizes here are of biblical proportions. 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
2377 Can I get a spoon, please? 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2378 So your blender's not working? 1.3011 0.03930 186 137 42 7
2379 It's already on my Instagram. I'll just take it to go, please. 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
2380 Excuse me waiter, there is a tornado in my soup 1.3010 0.04194 196 150 33 13
2381 I specifically said tournedos! This is a disaster! 1.3010 0.04194 196 150 33 13
2382 Could I get a bigger spoon? 1.3010 0.03993 206 156 38 12
2383 Please turn off the overhead fan. 1.3010 0.04167 206 159 32 15
2384 At some point the refills have to stop, right? 1.3006 0.04001 163 118 41 4
2385 Is this the mild version? 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
2386 I prefer my soup shaken rather than stirred 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
2387 The Nerello Mascalese from Mt. Etna pairs very well. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
2388 Could I trouble you for some of those little trailer-shaped crackers to go with my FEMA bisque? 1.3005 0.04190 183 138 35 10
2389 I specifically said shaken, not stirred. 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
2390 Uh, I ordered *tomato* soup, not TORNADO soup! 1.3005 0.04665 183 145 21 17
2391 SPECIALS? How about a weather report? 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
2392 Waiter, my soup is flying. 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
2393 No, I ordered tournedos of beef. 1.3005 0.04174 193 147 34 12
2394 Can you recommend a more tropical drink to go with this? 1.3005 0.04174 193 147 34 12
2395 I ordered the hurricane. This is tornado. 1.3005 0.04174 193 147 34 12
2396 I asked for the tempest in a teapot, not in a bowl. 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
2397 I told you not to blow on it. 1.3005 0.03846 203 151 43 9
2398 Waiter, my soup is getting cold. 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
2399 "Sometimes, for no reason, I just say 'Ab-ra-ca-da-bra'!" 1.3005 0.03783 203 150 45 8
2400 I may not be entirely clear on what a veloute is. 1.3005 0.03668 213 157 48 8
2401 I believe this should be served in a teapot. 1.3005 0.03787 213 159 44 10
2402 Thank you, but I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
2403 I asked for potato soup, not tornado soup. Just be sure to bring me salame, not a tsunami. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
2404 But Monsieur! You ordered zee Tournedos! 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
2405 Just what do you mean “‘We’re not in Kansas anymore ‘? 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
2406 Your soup curse is served, sir. 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
2407 Fennel cloud soup." Very funny 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
2408 There is still a fly in my soup! 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
2409 I ordered fennel soup, not funnel soup. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2410 I hate to be a bother, but I asked for the tornado on the side. 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
2411 Kansas Chili, you say? 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
2412 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said, 'Surprise me!' 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
2413 Can I have a little less carrot and a little more broth? 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
2414 Served with a twister. 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
2415 How do I eat this? 1.2995 0.04113 197 150 35 12
2416 Hard to deny, isn’t it? 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
2417 I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot, NOT the Tornado in a Tureen! 1.2995 0.04113 197 150 35 12
2418 It beats ordering the tossed salad. 1.2995 0.03912 187 138 42 7
2419 Next time I suggest you go easy on the hot sauce. 1.2995 0.04264 187 143 32 12
2420 I believe I ordered a hurricane, on the rocks. 1.2995 0.04127 187 141 36 10
2421 Hold the spoon with two hands, you say? 1.2995 0.04196 187 142 34 11
2422 Excuse me, sir, may I please have another napkin? 1.2995 0.04127 187 141 36 10
2423 The soup is great, but I ordered the tournedos of beef. 1.2995 0.03838 187 137 44 6
2424 I asked for the soup spoon, not the typhoon. 1.2995 0.04056 187 140 38 9
2425 I've decided to forego the house salad. 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2426 Croutons would have sufficed 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2427 Apparently it’s not just my world that’s spinning out of control. 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2428 I could seat you further from the door. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2429 You can skip the ground pepper 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2430 I asked for the hurricane. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2431 If this doesn’t make Trump address climate change, I don’t know what will. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2432 You misunderstood. I ordered TOMATO, not tornado soup. 1.2991 0.03830 214 161 42 11
2433 OH...Tomato...I thought you ordered tornado soup... 1.2991 0.03772 214 160 44 10
2434 I didn't get any bread. 1.2990 0.04015 204 155 37 12
2435 I thought I ordered the Tornedos de Boeuf 1.2990 0.03893 204 153 41 10
2436 The presentation is amazing, but my soup spoon was swept up in the vortex. 1.2990 0.04282 194 150 30 14
2437 Well, at least there's no more fly in my soup! 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
2438 Just wait a bit for it to cool down 1.2990 0.04091 194 147 36 11
2439 I ordered the Tomato Bisque. I'm quite sure I said tomato. 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
2440 Waiter, I'd asked for shaken, not stirred! 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
2441 There`s not enough chicken, and too much wild rice. 1.2989 0.03951 184 136 41 7
2442 Soupnami, really?! 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
2443 When it said Tornade Soup,' I thought it was a typo. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2444 I said Brussell Sprouts NOT Water Spouts! 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
2445 It is called "Reap the Whirlwind", very popular since the last Presidential Election 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
2446 I ordered my tempest in a cup, not a bowl 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
2447 no - I ordered the beef TORNEDOS! 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2448 This is not the tournedos I ordered. 1.2986 0.04036 211 162 35 14
2449 I’d also like the bacon, lettuce and tornado sandwich, please. 1.2986 0.03980 211 161 37 13
2450 Next, I'd like some Mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. 1.2986 0.03980 211 161 37 13
2451 So when is it going to stop? 1.2985 0.03930 201 151 40 10
2452 Yes, a spoon. At least one. 1.2985 0.04116 201 154 34 13
2453 Excuse me, I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
2454 Oh, this is the chef's new twist on a classic soup. 1.2984 0.04264 191 147 31 13
2455 I guess the review of your place I wrote has caused quite a stir. 1.2984 0.03928 191 142 41 8
2456 Monsieur, do not despair. Just stay away from the vortex. 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
2457 I had ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
2458 It’ll rip the spoon right out of your mouth! 1.2983 0.04565 181 142 24 15
2459 Only 5 star restaurant in Oklahoma" they said.. 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2460 Yes, yes, you can tell Chef Gore his soup is making a statement tonight. 1.2983 0.03991 181 134 40 7
2461 Please call FEMA and ask for a Soupervisor 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
2462 'This is your idea of soup to go.' 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2463 Would you care for a twist of freshly ground pepper? 1.2983 0.03991 181 134 40 7
2464 And I'M quite certain I said tomato bisque. 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
2465 And frankly, I don't buy your 'global warming' explanation. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
2466 I asked for large carrot soup not a large carrot in my soup! 1.2980 0.04279 198 154 29 15
2467 I said I wanted a tossed SALAD! 1.2979 0.04310 188 145 30 13
2468 This is worse than the tempest in the teapot. 1.2979 0.03894 188 139 42 7
2469 Our chef, how do you Americans say, kicked it up. 1.2979 0.03894 188 139 42 7
2470 There's a plague of locusts in my soup. 1.2978 0.04408 178 137 29 12
2471 I ordered the "Tempest in a Teapot". 1.2978 0.04479 178 138 27 13
2472 Waiter, how do you expect me to eat this soup? I have no spoon. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
2473 Tournedos of Beef soup, sir 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
2474 Yes, it does have a little kick to it, Sir! 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
2475 What the fuck is this? 1.2978 0.04619 178 140 23 15
2476 We leverage global climate change so you don't have to blow on your soup. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
2477 I thought the menu said the soup came with water spRouts. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
2478 It's our spin on potato leek soup. 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2479 I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't think the main issue here is that "technically speaking, it's a waterspout." 1.2977 0.03982 215 165 36 14
2480 Oh...I thought the menu said ‘Tomato Soup’ 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2481 It’s our Chef’s version of a tempest in a teapot. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2482 But is it gluten-free? 1.2976 0.04057 205 157 35 13
2483 I know, I know: global warming 1.2976 0.03938 205 155 39 11
2484 I never thought that climate change would hit quite this close to home.... 1.2974 0.04137 195 149 34 12
2485 Could you turn down the ceiling fan? I'm feeling a strong draft here. 1.2974 0.03941 195 146 40 9
2486 I hope you saved room for the chocolate hurricane. 1.2974 0.04201 195 150 32 13
2487 This is impressive, but I only ordered "Tournedos". 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
2488 I'm sorry, I thought you said tomato. 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
2489 Waiter! There's a vortex in my vichyssoise! 1.2973 0.04491 185 145 25 15
2490 I can’t tell whether it’s too hot, or too cold ... 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
2491 You say tomato, I say tornado." Jeannie Green Ashland, O 1.2973 0.04491 185 145 25 15
2492 There goes my funnel cake. 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
2493 And for this course we have our deconstructed funnel cake. 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
2494 Please return this tempest to your soup pot 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
2495 There a fly in my soup and it appears to be hosting an event of some sort. 1.2971 0.04745 175 139 20 16
2496 I fear this soup might give me wind... 1.2971 0.04532 175 136 26 13
2497 But I didn't order the Kansas clam chowder. 1.2970 0.03976 202 153 38 11
2498 Sorry Sir, bean spout soup is not a misprint in our menu. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
2499 What are all these flies doing in my tornado? 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
2500 If I decided to move to a southwestern area of this table, where would that be? 1.2968 0.03929 219 168 37 14
2501 This still doesn't prove climate change is real. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2502 I thought I'd left Kansas. 1.2967 0.04048 182 136 38 8
2503 Just a hint of spice? 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
2504 Climate change? 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2505 You were serious when you say you could whip something up quickly. But is it done? 1.2967 0.04122 182 137 36 9
2506 This sucks. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
2507 I’m certain I said the tournedo. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
2508 On second thought, I’ll have the tomato soup. 1.2965 0.03886 199 149 41 9
2509 I ordered partly cloudy. 1.2963 0.04089 189 143 36 10
2510 Is this a local wind? 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
2511 You call this an Auntie Em!? 1.2963 0.04089 189 143 36 10
2512 It's little more than a storm in a tea-cup, sir. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
2513 You'll be reading about this in my Yelp review. 1.2961 0.03860 206 155 41 10
2514 Sorry, I thought you said 'tomato' soup. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2515 No, there's no fly in my soup, my soup is flying. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2516 So this is what all the buzz is about. 1.2961 0.04457 179 139 27 13
2517 Non monsieur, I asked for mon SPOON! 1.2959 0.04305 196 153 28 15
2518 We're gonna need a bigger spoon! 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
2519 Chef needs to dial back on the Habanero" 1.2957 0.04270 186 143 31 12
2520 Excuse me...my spoon and knife are wrongly set. 1.2957 0.04201 186 142 33 11
2521 The storm chaser special also includes a small tempest in your teapot. 1.2957 0.04337 186 144 29 13
2522 El Nino? That's all you can say ?!? 1.2957 0.03988 186 139 39 8
2523 Spoon, please. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
2524 They have to start some place. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
2525 Our chef’s latest creation: a tsunami of umami. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
2526 I wanted TOMATO soup, not tornado soup. 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
2527 As an homage to climate change, we added just a bit of turbulance. If you prefer, sir, we can instead bring out our mudslide cake. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
2528 If there is no place like home, why am I here? 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
2529 Bean soup can give you wind 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
2530 Excuse me, I ordered tomato not tornado. 1.2953 0.04289 193 150 29 14
2531 You don’t notice global warming until it’s right in front of your entree. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
2532 I said that I wanted my soup with a twist, not a twister. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
2533 On second thought, hold the Drang. 1.2952 0.03985 210 161 36 13
2534 Yes, that's how we serve tournedos 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
2535 Atmospheric gastronomy, sir. Enjoy. 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
2536 I will take one to go. 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
2537 There seems to have been a mistake. I ordered the funnel CAKES. 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
2538 You might want to begin with some Beano. 1.2951 0.04386 183 142 28 13
2539 On the plus side President Trump will come and sign my Bible. 1.2951 0.04386 183 142 28 13
2540 You say tornAdo, I say tornAHdo... 1.2947 0.04205 190 146 32 12
2541 When the menu discribed it as “it’s a hurricane of flavor”... 1.2947 0.04271 190 147 30 13
2542 You say, there are no substitutions on the prix fix? 1.2947 0.03559 190 137 50 3
2543 Ah... yes... Never mind about the fly. 1.2947 0.03860 190 141 42 7
2544 Do you have any Sriracha? 1.2947 0.04524 190 151 22 17
2545 You definitely ordered the Soup of the Day, sir. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
2546 This stuff works much faster than laxatives.” 1.2944 0.04641 180 143 21 16
2547 Do you think this will affect my acid reflux? 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
2548 Unlimited salad too? 1.2944 0.03972 197 149 38 10
2549 Everything is organic, sir. 1.2941 0.03880 204 154 40 10
2550 That's our signature Cream of Tornado soup sir. 1.2941 0.04448 187 147 25 15
2551 Sir, your vortex du jour. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
2552 Well, it's just that I did ask for it on the side. 1.2941 0.04112 187 142 35 10
2553 I clearly said T-O-M-A-T-O bisque 1.2941 0.04042 187 141 37 9
2554 It’s an unusual twist on consommé. 1.2941 0.03747 187 137 45 5
2555 It’s obvious what I’ll say in my review. 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
2556 Alright, I'm going to turn my head back now, and there better not be anything weird happening with my soup 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
2557 I clearly said that I wanted a tournedos in my soup. 1.2941 0.03897 187 139 41 7
2558 just say when 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
2559 This soup is cold . . . with a warm updraft! 1.2941 0.03970 187 140 39 8
2560 I would like to reconsider my order of Tournedos of Beef 1.2941 0.04063 204 157 34 13
2561 So this comes with a side of FEMA 1.2941 0.04053 221 173 31 17
2562 Can you please turn down the fan? 1.2938 0.04143 194 149 33 12
2563 Impressive, but I ordered TOMATO soup! 1.2938 0.04078 194 148 35 11
2564 Honestly, I've had worse, but I could do with a spoon and a bib 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
2565 I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup... 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
2566 I don’t care what dimension it leads to, I want a new bowl of soup. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
2567 I said a twist of pepper, not... 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
2568 There was a fly in my soup, but he's gone now! 1.2935 0.04042 201 154 35 12
2569 If I wanted a tempest I would have ordered the tea 1.2935 0.03917 201 152 39 10
2570 I'll take the heavy croutons please. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
2571 Look, we're going around and around here. 1.2935 0.03936 184 137 40 7
2572 There's a polar vortex in my soup 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
2573 May I please have a couple of extra napkins? 1.2935 0.03859 184 136 42 6
2574 Waiter, I'm missing a soup spoon. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
2575 This is all very impressive, but I ordered Tournedos. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
2576 The chef is a wizard with soup! 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
2577 I think there's a problem with my soup. Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
2578 Sacre bleu! I ordered tournedos! 1.2932 0.04186 191 147 32 12
2579 I believe there’s been a misunderstanding. I said “tomato” soup. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2580 Caused by cuisine change? 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
2581 Rossini, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the Beef Tournados Gusto 1.2931 0.04466 174 135 27 12
2582 Yes, our new chef has caused quite a stir. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2583 Your soup of the day is causing quite a stir. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2584 I ordered tournedos soup. This looks like tornado soup. 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
2585 Is it gluten-free yet? 1.2929 0.04145 198 153 32 13
2586 Sir, I'm afraid you're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2929 0.04145 198 153 32 13
2587 No, I distinctly asked for the TOMATO soup. 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
2588 Yeah, but I don't want to be blown away. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2589 I ordered the *tomato* bisque. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2590 You told me it was hot, so I blew on it. 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
2591 Vacuum cooking, sir. It adds a special twist! 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2592 I ordered the Lima soup, not the FEMA soup. 1.2928 0.04483 181 142 25 14
2593 I'm sorry,sir,I thought you said al VENTE. 1.2928 0.03975 181 135 39 7
2594 I ordered tomato not tornado soup 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2595 Can you just send my bill to FEMA? 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
2596 But I asked for it on the side... 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
2597 It’s our Oz soup special 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
2598 I ordered Brussels sprouts, not water spouts! 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
2599 Yes, it real does have a twist. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
2600 The soup is great but the creme fraiche swirl is over the top. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
2601 Now I know why it's called the Dorothy Special. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
2602 I said braised fennel, not breezed funnel 1.2926 0.04363 188 147 27 14
2603 I said tomato soup. TO-MA-TO. 1.2926 0.04297 188 146 29 13
2604 If I eat this, will it take me to Oz? 1.2926 0.03879 188 140 41 7
2605 Where's the matzo ball? 1.2925 0.04118 212 166 30 16
2606 We call this dish the "Kansas special". 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2607 Suffice it to say, the fly that flew in is gone. 1.2923 0.04059 195 149 35 11
2608 I asked for three courses, not three wishes. 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
2609 The chef calls it meteorological gastronomy. 1.2923 0.04124 195 150 33 12
2610 Careful, the plate is hot. 1.2921 0.04246 178 136 32 10
2611 You weren’t kidding, Oz the new chef is a real wizard. 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
2612 It's a cyclone; tornadoes come with the entree. 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2613 What is this,one of those God damn climate change restaurants? 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2614 I believe I ordered tournedos. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2615 Does this look like a "brussel sprout" to you? 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
2616 So can I have a spoon? 1.2919 0.03842 185 137 42 6
2617 Are you sure this is your tournedos Rossini? 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
2618 I don’t care how it got here, I didn’t order soup! 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
2619 But it was you that said to blow on it to cool it down. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
2620 Stop denying it, there's a climate change in my soup. 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
2621 Oh, you ordered Tournedos? 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
2622 Did you order the tournedo of beef? My mistake, sir. 1.2919 0.03932 209 160 37 12
2623 Take this back. I asked for tournedos. 1.2919 0.03752 209 157 43 9
2624 Excuse me, but I believe I ordered the "tournedos" of beef stew. 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
2625 The Chef is experimenting with meteorological gastronomy. 1.2917 0.04496 168 130 27 11
2626 Surely you've heard of 'tempest in a teapot'. This is 'tornado in a tureen'. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
2627 I'm not sure we can blame this on global warming. 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
2628 I'd like to cancel the tournedos. 1.2917 0.04101 192 147 34 11
2629 Waiter, what's this mobile, destructive vortex of violently rotating winds doing in my soup? 1.2917 0.03896 192 144 40 8
2630 May I have another spoon please? 1.2915 0.04248 199 156 28 15
2631 When I saw the ketchup bottle, I suspected this was a fast food joint. 1.2915 0.03938 199 151 38 10
2632 I thought it would come in a nice teapot. 1.2915 0.03873 199 150 40 9
2633 Chef’s Special: Eye of the Stew 1.2914 0.04058 175 131 37 7
2634 I ordered the beef tournedo not the soup tornado 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
2635 I think you may have misheard me when I asked for the tomato soup. 1.2913 0.03848 206 156 40 10
2636 What's this? I ordered the tournedos. 1.2913 0.03969 206 158 36 12
2637 I see now that "Tornado" Bisque wasn't a typo on the menu. 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
2638 Waiter! What's this Extreme Weather Event as a Result of Catastrophic Global Warming doing in my soup? 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2639 But certainly you cannot blame every severe weather event on global climate change 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
2640 Yes, but I ordered the Tournedos! 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
2641 Excuse me, but I ordered tournedos in a red wine and mushroom sauce 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2642 Well, that fly is gone! 1.2912 0.04529 182 144 23 15
2643 And with dessert, we have a tempest in a teapot. 1.2911 0.03936 213 164 36 13
2644 Is it too late to cancel the Tournedos of Beef? 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
2645 Excuse me, I ordered the funnel cake. 1.2910 0.04277 189 147 29 13
2646 I think I will pass on the fresh pepper. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
2647 No...I explicitly stated: hold the cyclone 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
2648 As I've told you before, north of the Equator, the risotto is stirred clockwise. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
2649 Are you sure this is what she's having? 1.2908 0.04106 196 151 33 12
2650 I ordered a tempest in a tea pot, not this. 1.2908 0.03976 196 149 37 10
2651 My goodness, a soupspout. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
2652 You're correct, Mr. Coriolis, this one is counterclockwise as well! 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
2653 Waiter, there's a carrot in my soup!" 1.2906 0.04186 203 159 29 15
2654 That’s some twist. 1.2905 0.03836 179 132 42 5
2655 I ordered Tempest in a Teapot! 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
2656 No, I asked for tournedos au poivre. 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2657 Please may I have a spoon, an oilskin and a life preserver? 1.2905 0.04372 179 139 28 12
2658 Perhaps it sounded like "tornado soup," but I ordered tournedos boeuf. 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
2659 ''Waiter, I prefer my storm in a teacup.'' 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
2660 This is the first F-4 gazpacho I've had here. 1.2905 0.03917 179 133 40 6
2661 I can see why the chef named it Trailer Park soup. 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
2662 Waiter, I asked for Tournedos Rossini! 1.2903 0.03824 186 138 42 6
2663 I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.2902 0.03470 224 166 51 7
2664 And this will help with my cleanse? 1.2902 0.04082 193 148 34 11
2665 A little too much pepper? 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2666 Like I said, I merely blew on my soup... 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
2667 Its the chef's bigger vision of tempest in a teapot, she calls it tornado in a tureen . 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
2668 The chef says it’s due to climate change. 1.2900 0.04047 200 154 34 12
2669 Send it back–I asked for an earthquake 1.2900 0.03856 200 151 40 9
2670 Waiter, there's a tropical cyclone in my soup. 1.2900 0.03790 200 150 42 8
2671 My compliments to chef Aeolus.” 1.2899 0.03882 169 124 41 4
2672 So this is the Oklahoma recipe? 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2673 I thought the special was tournados. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
2674 This is the soup du jour, our "northwesterly". It starts out powerful, food critics have said a category 5 as it moves in, but it will weaken as it hits the coast of the bowl, stalls-out, and dumps heavy flavors. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
2675 You asked for funnel soup, sir. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
2676 Oh, that's why it's called trailerpark soup! 1.2899 0.04011 207 160 34 13
2677 I don't care how to pronounce it — I want "tomato"! 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
2678 Take this back. I ordered an F5 not an F3. 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
2679 I thought these things only happened in Tea Pots! 1.2898 0.04495 176 138 25 13
2680 No, I ordered the soup and the tournados. 1.2898 0.04348 176 136 29 11
2681 Sir, I ordered the *tomato* bisque! 1.2898 0.03957 176 131 39 6
2682 But the menu said "Fair to partly cloudy." 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
2683 Waiter, please check the translation of Tournedo de boeuf. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
2684 Tournedo," well done 1.2896 0.04014 183 138 37 8
2685 I may need another spoon. 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
2686 I know what climate change is, but that doesn't explain how this is a seasonal special. 1.2895 0.03987 190 144 37 9
2687 No ... what I ordered was tournedos. 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
2688 Is this gluten free? 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
2689 I'm sorry, we're all out of funnel cake. 1.2895 0.04322 190 149 27 14
2690 It's still not hot enough. 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
2691 The menu said 'tomato' basil. 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
2692 I said 'hold the climate change'. 1.2895 0.04257 190 148 29 13
2693 I distinctly said tempest in a teapot 1.2893 0.04087 197 152 33 12
2694 As long as it doesn't leave the plate, you're good. 1.2893 0.03893 197 149 39 9
2695 Don’t blame this on climate change. 1.2892 0.03804 204 154 41 9
2696 Is this what's meant by the Kansas special? 1.2892 0.03804 204 154 41 9
2697 I ordered the tournedo, not a tornado 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
2698 Does this go counter-clockwise in South America? 1.2891 0.03660 211 158 45 8
2699 I said extra 'tomato.' 1.2891 0.03721 211 159 43 9
2700 I believe I asked for tomato 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2701 Excuse me... I believe that I asked for tournedos! 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
2702 And after this I'd like to try the tempest in a teapot. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2703 This soup is so cold it's reacting with the warm gulf air. 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2704 I've heard of a tempest in a teapot; but a cyclone in the soup? 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
2705 All things equal, the fly looks pretty good by comparison. 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2706 It was too hot... 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
2707 There is a mix up here, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
2708 I believe I also ordered one of your world famous hurricane cocktails" 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
2709 No, I ordered the beef Tournedos! 1.2887 0.04193 194 151 30 13
2710 Are you sure it's non GMO? 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
2711 Now what? 1.2887 0.03792 194 145 42 7
2712 Does the Maelstrom Minestrone come with a bib? 1.2887 0.03792 194 145 42 7
2713 That got rid of the fly. 1.2885 0.03629 208 155 46 7
2714 Apologies, sir. That was supposed to come in a teacup, not a soup bowl. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
2715 So this is what they meant by a modern twist. 1.2884 0.03904 215 166 36 13
2716 It's a micro bisque burst. 1.2884 0.03848 215 165 38 12
2717 Where are the frogs? 1.2884 0.03904 215 166 36 13
2718 Chef Robert calls Climate Change Bisque. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
2719 I always heard it was a tempest in a teapot... 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
2720 No, leave it, please. I don't think she's finished. 1.2881 0.03938 177 132 39 6
2721 I said Alfredo, not tornado. 1.2881 0.04098 177 134 35 8
2722 Please tell the chef he put the squall in squalid. 1.2880 0.04351 184 144 27 13
2723 No sir. Cyclones normally are not boxed to take home. 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
2724 Technically, it's called a waterspout. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
2725 No matter what they say, Global Warming is a hoax. Now bring me a spoon, good man. 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
2726 Chicken soup with a twist, eh? 1.2880 0.03843 184 137 41 6
2727 Garcon! This is intolerable...my soup is being ruined by that elephant at the next table! 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
2728 Would you care for a TWIST of fresh-ground pepper, sir? I'm kidding! We have fun here. 1.2880 0.04172 191 148 31 12
2729 Be VERY careful of the soup, sir. It is so hot it has created its own weather system. 1.2880 0.03969 191 145 37 9
2730 I meant to order a serving of tournedos 1.2880 0.04105 191 147 33 11
2731 I asked for the whole freshwater trout, not the bowl of waterspout. 1.2880 0.04105 191 147 33 11
2732 Can I get my funnel cake to go? 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
2733 Okay, now it's a warning. 1.2879 0.03941 198 151 37 10
2734 I believe I ordered the Tournedos rare? 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
2735 What exactly goes into "soupe au changement climatique"? 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
2736 I thought you said tomato! 1.2878 0.03913 205 157 37 11
2737 Waiter! There's a Tasmanian Devil in my soup! 1.2878 0.03851 205 156 39 10
2738 I ordered Tempest in a Teapot but you brought me Tornado in a Tureen. 1.2878 0.03973 205 158 35 12
2739 Did the chef explain how one gets a spoon inside his vichysoisse vortex? 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
2740 I think you misheard my order. I wanted the tournedos. 1.2876 0.04878 153 121 20 12
2741 I had a feeling we were not in Kansas anymore 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
2742 Fine, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon? 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2743 Well, I guess I thought cream of ‘tornado’ was a colloquialism. 1.2874 0.04170 167 126 34 7
2744 I specifically asked for theTOURNEDOS of beef soup. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
2745 There must be some mistake. I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
2746 I distinctly said I wanted the tornado on the side. 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2747 I'll skip the drang. 1.2873 0.04185 181 139 32 10
2748 It’s tornados of beef soup, sir. 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2749 Waiter there are no more flies in my soup! 1.2873 0.04400 181 142 26 13
2750 Am I supposed to blow on this or is someone doing it for me? 1.2873 0.03881 181 135 40 6
2751 Can I have an umbrella? The soup is a little inclement 1.2873 0.03959 181 136 38 7
2752 No. I asked for the Beef tournedos with Madeira sauce. 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2753 Not what I meant when I asked for something low pressure. 1.2872 0.04414 188 149 24 15
2754 Is it safe to add some salt? 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
2755 How about some bread? 1.2872 0.04148 188 145 32 11
2756 Waiter, there's a green witch in my soup. 1.2872 0.04009 188 143 36 9
2757 Your food sucks 1.2872 0.03980 195 149 36 10
2758 Third one this month. 1.2872 0.04046 195 150 34 11
2759 So this is your famous Mid-Western Surprise. 1.2872 0.03845 195 147 40 8
2760 Our beef tournedos are very popular here in the midwest. 1.2872 0.03845 195 147 40 8
2761 I believe I ordered the tomato soup and not the tornado soup. 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
2762 More croutons please. 1.2872 0.03913 195 148 38 9
2763 Are there refunds for an Act of God? 1.2872 0.03980 195 149 36 10
2764 I wanted funnel cake for dessert, not funnel soup 1.2872 0.04237 195 153 28 14
2765 I’m thinking, we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.2871 0.04035 209 163 32 14
2766 When you said farm to table, I thought you meant the food. 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
2767 Waiter, there ‘s a spout in my soup! 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
2768 Oh qui, monsieur, Les Chefs soup de jour Sriracha is well known for its category 5 heat. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
2769 Excuse me, this is a category F-4 when I specifically asked for a category F-5! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
2770 Are all your soups whisked using renewable energy? 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
2771 Your menu claims it's an artisanal cyclone but any idiot can see it's just an off-the-shelf tornado. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2772 I really don't care if it is fresher this way. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
2773 Please bring me salt and pepper. Oh, and a basement when you get a chance. Thanks very much. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
2774 I’ve been told this soup will make me feel like I’m not in Kansas anymore. 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
2775 Any word on when the immersion blender will be fixed? 1.2865 0.04654 171 136 21 14
2776 I’ll give you just 1 Michelin star, but you’ve definitely earned a category 5 storm rating. 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6
2777 Well, there _was_ a fly in my soup two minutes ago. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
2778 No, I did not order the Tournedos. 1.2865 0.03738 192 143 43 6
2779 I asked for a table away from the draft. 1.2865 0.03951 192 146 37 9
2780 Couldn't you just put the bowl on a lazy Susan? 1.2865 0.03881 192 145 39 8
2781 I hope this doesn't mean there is a witch under my plate. 1.2865 0.04087 192 148 33 11
2782 Don't worry! It will settle down when we cross the equator. 1.2865 0.04218 192 150 29 13
2783 Waiter, there's a hoax in my soup. 1.2865 0.04282 192 151 27 14
2784 No Sir, the croutons are definitely in there. 1.2865 0.04019 192 147 35 10
2785 All I did was spell Dorothy with the alphabet soup! 1.2865 0.04153 192 149 31 12
2786 Bisque with a twist? 1.2864 0.03725 199 149 43 7
2787 No, I asked for 'Thai food.' 1.2864 0.03859 199 151 39 9
2788 How am I supposed to eat this when you've got the spoon inside the knife on the place setting? 1.2864 0.03924 199 152 37 10
2789 It's vortex vegetable. 1.2864 0.03956 206 159 35 12
2790 No on the ground pepper. Yes on the soup bib. 1.2864 0.03375 206 150 53 3
2791 There's a tornado in my soup. 1.2864 0.03809 213 163 39 11
2792 This French onion soup is an absolute disaster” Rebecca J. Woodul, Cincinnati, Ohio 1.2864 0.03924 213 165 35 13
2793 Waiter, there's a climate change in my soup! 1.2864 0.03838 220 170 37 13
2794 Sorry you think it sucks. 1.2863 0.03704 227 174 41 12
2795 I wonder what the spicy version is like 1.2857 0.04308 182 142 28 12
2796 It's a hydroponic carrot, sir. 1.2857 0.04156 196 153 30 13
2797 I asked for tomato soup, not for tornado soup. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
2798 I said funnel CAKE, not CLOUD. 1.2857 0.04196 189 147 30 12
2799 You wanted tomato soup? I thought you said, “tornado soup.” 1.2857 0.03846 189 142 40 7
2800 I ordered the chocolate lava cake. 1.2857 0.04328 189 149 26 14
2801 How did you know I’m a meteorologist? 1.2857 0.03610 203 151 46 6
2802 Is this really the best way to get a fly out of my soup? 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
2803 Actually,I ordered the tempest in a teacup. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
2804 Pardon me, there appears to be a flying cow in my soup. 1.2857 0.03990 189 144 36 9
2805 My apologies sir. I thought I was clear. The soup of the day is tornado soup not tomato soup. 1.2857 0.04237 182 141 30 11
2806 I distinctly asked for only gale force. 1.2857 0.03862 182 136 40 6
2807 Are the overhead fans really necessary? 1.2857 0.04328 189 149 26 14
2808 Well, you can just tell Chef Dumbledore to quit stirring the damn risotto. 1.2857 0.04354 175 136 28 11
2809 Do you have a bib? 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
2810 Not SOUP. I ordered BEEF tournedos. 1.2857 0.04378 182 143 26 13
2811 No, I ordered the Hurricane. 1.2857 0.03828 196 148 40 8
2812 Excuse me. I ordered the lava cake. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
2813 I asked for Chardonnay, this is Cabernet. 1.2857 0.03817 217 167 38 12
2814 I asked for extra fennel, not funnel! 1.2857 0.04121 175 133 34 8
2815 No, no, no, I said TOURNEDOS of beef!!! 1.2857 0.04055 203 158 32 13
2816 Did I mispronounce Beef Tornado? 1.2851 0.03713 221 169 41 11
2817 Tomato, tornado. 1.2850 0.03908 214 166 35 13
2818 There's soup in my fly. 1.2850 0.04216 200 158 27 15
2819 Caught fresh in the Gulf of Mexico? 1.2850 0.03842 200 152 39 9
2820 Will you be having that to go 1.2850 0.03709 200 150 43 7
2821 It's the chef's new signature dish - clam chowder with exotic spices and a nod to climate change. 1.2850 0.03641 200 149 45 6
2822 It's the special today - our Wizard of Oz soup. 1.2849 0.04030 186 142 35 9
2823 Could you bring some extra napkins, please? 1.2849 0.03958 186 141 37 8
2824 The soup is a little hot. 1.2849 0.03884 186 140 39 7
2825 It keeps the flies away. 1.2849 0.04172 186 144 31 11
2826 I ordered tournedos of beef in mushroom wine sauce, but.... 1.2849 0.03958 186 141 37 8
2827 It’s a just a tad over-seasoned ... 1.2849 0.04172 186 144 31 11
2828 Does this come with disaster relief paper towels? 1.2849 0.03884 186 140 39 7
2829 I distinctly said, tortilla soup. 1.2849 0.03900 179 134 39 6
2830 Sir...Im sorry but this is weak. I believe I ordered the F5. 1.2849 0.04058 179 136 35 8
2831 This really is a true, in season, mid-western farm to table soup! 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
2832 I thought you said the soup of the day was tomato soup, but this is tornado soup! 1.2849 0.03980 179 135 37 7
2833 It's a different spin on potato-leak. 1.2849 0.04428 179 141 25 13
2834 This is tomato? 1.2849 0.03736 179 132 43 4
2835 Excuse me, waiter, but I believe there’s an EF-5 in my soup. 1.2849 0.03900 179 134 39 6
2836 I believe I asked for the Beef Tournedos. 1.2849 0.04356 179 140 27 12
2837 There's a flyover state in my soup." 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
2838 Can I bring you a bib sir? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
2839 It's chef's attempt to raise awareness of climate change. 1.2844 0.03769 211 161 40 10
2840 Yea- we were all just getting a little tired of the tempest in a teapot thing. 1.2843 0.03791 204 155 40 9
2841 Sorry, our soups been acting up lately. 1.2843 0.04010 197 152 34 11
2842 Tell the Chef he needs to turn the power level on the blender down a tad. 1.2842 0.03829 190 143 40 7
2843 Don’t worry, I blame the President. 1.2842 0.03972 190 145 36 9
2844 Technically speaking, it's a waterspout. 1.2842 0.04110 190 147 32 11
2845 Well this is a mistake,I ordered the lightning in a bottle. 1.2842 0.04041 190 146 34 10
2846 I asked for tomato, not tornado, soup. 1.2842 0.04357 183 144 26 13
2847 We’re out of teapots. 1.2842 0.03998 183 139 36 8
2848 We try to keep our food ingredients and weather sources as local as possible 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
2849 Waiter, there's a soup in my flies! 1.2842 0.04217 183 142 30 11
2850 refills better be free 1.2842 0.04217 183 142 30 11
2851 Can I wrap this up? 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
2852 Sorry, but this usually comes in a teapot.... 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
2853 In a teapot, not a soup bowl! 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
2854 Is this Manhattan or New England? 1.2840 0.04127 169 128 34 7
2855 This one, technically speaking, is a waterspout. 1.2837 0.03803 208 159 39 10
2856 Funnel, not fennel? 1.2836 0.03890 201 154 37 10
2857 I thought I ordered tournedos! 1.2836 0.03625 201 150 45 6
2858 Now I see why it’s called the “Dorothy and Toto special ”... 1.2836 0.03826 201 153 39 9
2859 I think you misunderstood me: I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.2835 0.03847 194 147 39 8
2860 Please take back the tournados of beef broth and tell the chef to cancel my order of white lightning risotto. 1.2835 0.04305 194 154 25 15
2861 We transplanted it from a teapot. 1.2835 0.03916 194 148 37 9
2862 Excuse me,I said "Tempest in a teacup 1.2835 0.04115 194 151 31 12
2863 I’ve heard of a tempest in a teapot, but not a tornado in a soup bowl! 1.2835 0.03916 194 148 37 9
2864 This is Chef's "new twist" on vichyssoise? 1.2834 0.03939 187 142 37 8
2865 And with my dessert, bring me a tempest in a teapot.” 1.2834 0.04153 187 145 31 11
2866 We believe it may have something to do with bouillabaisse warming. 1.2833 0.04263 180 140 29 11
2867 Tomato soup? I'm sorry, I misheard you. 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
2868 No, everything is not satisfactory. I ordered the TEMPEST, and I specifically requested that it be served in a TEAPOT! 1.2833 0.04335 180 141 27 12
2869 It’s a real tongue twister! 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
2870 This is way overcooked - I only asked for EF-3! 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
2871 I'm going to need another spoon and some more crackers please. 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
2872 It's the soup du jour, sir, Ragin' Cajun. 1.2832 0.04532 173 137 23 13
2873 I clearly remember asking for the Tycoon Special! 1.2831 0.04084 166 125 35 6
2874 It’s Ozpacho soup, sir. That’s how it’s meant to be served. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
2875 I ordered the beef tournedos, not tornadoes. 1.2830 0.03871 212 164 36 12
2876 I just asked for a simple twist. 1.2828 0.03794 198 150 40 8
2877 No, everything did not 'come out okay.' 1.2828 0.03726 198 149 42 7
2878 There'd better be a jinni and three wishes at the end of this thing. 1.2828 0.04118 198 155 30 13
2879 No, it's fine... I'm waiting for my chaser. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
2880 Tell the chef too much cayenne. 1.2827 0.03954 191 146 36 9
2881 It's an interesting presentation, but I ordered the tomato soup. 1.2827 0.03954 191 146 36 9
2882 Trouble in the kitchen today? 1.2827 0.04091 191 148 32 11
2883 I was thinking more of tournedos. 1.2827 0.03884 191 145 38 8
2884 Waiter, I ordered the Tournedo, not a Tornado! 1.2826 0.03979 184 140 36 8
2885 There must be a mistake. I ordered the tournedos of beef 1.2826 0.03979 184 140 36 8
2886 Another spoon, please. And let me send a bottle of wine to the gentleman with the head wound. 1.2826 0.04267 184 144 28 12
2887 Oh. I thought you asked for the beef tornado. 1.2826 0.03827 184 138 40 6
2888 I asked for a side of lightning. 1.2826 0.04267 184 144 28 12
2889 Ok, so we got rid of the fly in my soup... 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
2890 Tonight we have a seasonal tornado puree. 1.2825 0.04001 177 134 36 7
2891 Pardon me, but I ordered the steak Tournedos. 1.2824 0.04433 170 133 26 11
2892 It's a little too salty. 1.2823 0.03847 209 161 37 11
2893 No, no, no! Tomato soup, not tornado soup! 1.2823 0.03907 209 162 35 12
2894 How did you know I grew up in Kansas? 1.2823 0.03847 209 161 37 11
2895 It cools down faster this way, sir. Please don't blow this out of proprtion. 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
2896 I guess my comment about the taste created quite a stir! 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
2897 Isn’t there a more humane way to get rid of the fly? 1.2821 0.03760 195 147 41 7
2898 I understand that the chef knows I am from Kansas, but this is going a bit too far! 1.2821 0.03760 195 147 41 7
2899 If you give me a spoon, I can stir it myself! 1.2821 0.04097 195 152 31 12
2900 My apologies, sir, I believe I misspelled tomato soup when I put in your order. 1.2821 0.03830 195 148 39 8
2901 Your exhaust fan needs a tweak. 1.2819 0.03697 188 140 43 5
2902 At least it's not a fly. 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
2903 I ordered torenado, not tornedo. 1.2819 0.04064 188 145 33 10
2904 We have a very unusual micro-climate in this seating area. 1.2819 0.04064 188 145 33 10
2905 Do you have any pepper? And also, would you have the phone number for FEMA? 1.2819 0.03993 188 144 35 9
2906 Sir- I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.2819 0.04269 188 148 27 13
2907 Better than a lightning bolt, I suppose. 1.2818 0.03716 220 169 40 11
2908 So that’s the Kansas soup! 1.2818 0.04314 181 142 27 12
2909 It seems that Mr Dyson made little modification to our soup tureen. 1.2818 0.04095 181 139 33 9
2910 I asked for tomato bisque. Not tornado bisque! 1.2818 0.03863 181 136 39 6
2911 I hate to be picky, but there's something in my soup. 1.2817 0.03912 213 166 34 13
2912 Not to worry, sir. FEMA is always there for our white, upper-class tornado victims. 1.2817 0.03738 213 163 40 10
2913 Well, it often happens when the chef attempts a cross-cultural dish. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2914 I said TOURNEDO Rossini! 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
2915 Waiter, climate change is in my soup. 1.2816 0.04435 174 137 25 12
2916 The essence of Neo-molecular cuisine, sir, is that you can't always predict the results. 1.2816 0.03883 206 159 36 11
2917 Waiter, could you bring me another soup spoon? 1.2816 0.04003 206 161 32 13
2918 Quite frankly, Sir, the Entree sucks even more. 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
2919 It’s a speciality of the non-mountainous regions. 1.2814 0.04404 167 130 27 10
2920 I hope your men's room is in the basement. 1.2814 0.03882 167 124 39 4
2921 When you said it was a whirlwind of many courses, you were not kidding. 1.2814 0.03499 199 147 48 4
2922 Your over the rainbow soup has a twist to it 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
2923 Excuse me waiter but this soup seems to have a weird twist to it. 1.2814 0.04038 199 155 32 12
2924 I said more tomato, not more tornado! 1.2814 0.03910 199 153 36 10
2925 It appears that climate change has found its way to your soup. 1.2814 0.03845 199 152 38 9
2926 This soup does not change my views on climate change! 1.2812 0.04449 160 124 27 9
2927 The soup tonight will blow you away 1.2812 0.04139 192 150 30 12
2928 Unacceptable. The soup vortex should spin clockwise in this hemisphere. 1.2812 0.04577 192 157 16 19
2929 Excuse me, sir. I found a fly in my wine. 1.2812 0.04005 192 148 34 10
2930 Thank you for not ordering the large. 1.2812 0.03573 192 142 46 4
2931 I specifically asked for this to be shaken, not stirred. 1.2812 0.03795 192 145 40 7
2932 Your teapot tempest will be up shortly. 1.2812 0.04268 192 152 26 14
2933 Sorry, sir, I thought you said tornadoes of beef. 1.2811 0.04106 185 143 32 10
2934 Please hurry with those extra napkins. 1.2811 0.03960 185 141 36 8
2935 Waiter, waiter, there is flying debris in my soup! 1.2811 0.04247 185 145 28 12
2936 At least it is not a tempest in a teapot. 1.2811 0.04247 185 145 28 12
2937 How am I supposed to instagram this? 1.2811 0.04383 185 147 24 14
2938 Maybe I should have skipped the flautas con LSD 1.2810 0.03948 210 164 33 13
2939 I usually have this in my teacup 1.2810 0.03648 210 159 43 8
2940 I wanted the tournados AFTER the soup, not IN it. 1.2809 0.04289 178 139 28 11
2941 You guys clearly have a different take on gazpacho... 1.2808 0.03857 203 156 37 10
2942 I SAID TOMATO SOUP, NOT TORNADO 1.2808 0.03919 203 157 35 11
2943 Sir, any fly in your soup has been vaporized 1.2807 0.04251 171 132 30 9
2944 Well then, would you like to cancel your Tournedo of Beef? 1.2807 0.04169 171 131 32 8
2945 Is it too late to order the one with the fly in it? 1.2806 0.03881 196 150 37 9
2946 Its happening again. 1.2806 0.03813 196 149 39 8
2947 I think there's been a slight misunderstanding... I distinctly remember ordering "Tomato" soup! 1.2805 0.04015 164 123 36 5
2948 Just bring me a dish that wasn’t sourced from Kansas. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
2949 I’m going to need another packet of those yummy crackers. 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
2950 Is this caused by climate change? 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
2951 I’ll proceed with the main dish, once I’ll be able to grab back my denture. 1.2804 0.03975 189 145 35 9
2952 I must have misread the soup-of-the-day as tomato. 1.2804 0.03975 189 145 35 9
2953 But sir, it's carrot soup 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
2954 That's impressive, but, as with my martini, I prefer that my soup be shaken, not stirred! 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
2955 I believe this was supposed to contain croutons? 1.2804 0.04045 189 146 33 10
2956 I ordered my tornado on the side. 1.2804 0.04114 189 147 31 11
2957 You Americans and your air conditioning. 1.2802 0.03923 182 138 37 7
2958 Oh thaaat Yelp review.” 1.2802 0.04363 182 144 25 13
2959 It’s the chefs twist on consommé 1.2802 0.03923 182 138 37 7
2960 Could I have a side of kale, not hail? 1.2802 0.04293 182 143 27 12
2961 Well, it looks like a bit of a tongue twister. 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
2962 Okay, I'll admit climate change is real. 1.2800 0.03762 200 152 40 8
2963 Waiter, my soup is a cold front. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
2964 I ordered tournedos . Maybe you didn't understand. 1.2800 0.04412 175 138 25 12
2965 I can really taste de Brie. 1.2800 0.04020 200 156 32 12
2966 Sorry sir- it seems our chef got carried away. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
2967 In a teapot, ok, but in a soup bowl? 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
2968 No, I asked for the Tornedos of Beef ! 1.2800 0.03893 200 154 36 10
2969 Waiter, latent heat of condensation has induced a low-pressure region generating vorticity over my soup. 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
2970 When are you going to say when? 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
2971 Waiter, there's fly in my soup. 1.2798 0.04312 193 154 24 15
2972 Could you tell me the specials again? 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
2973 Can I send back the global warming special? 1.2798 0.03987 193 149 34 10
2974 Yes, I'm quite certain I said "tomato soup." 1.2798 0.04120 193 151 30 12
2975 I thought I ordered the tournedos soup. 1.2798 0.04215 168 129 31 8
2976 I specifically asked for hail-free. One tiny bite of hail and I blow up like a balloon. 1.2798 0.04043 168 127 35 6
2977 I'll give you that--there's no more fly in my soup. 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
2978 Is today’s soup de jour a Texas recipe? 1.2796 0.03942 186 142 36 8
2979 So this is kind of a primordial soup? 1.2796 0.04086 186 144 32 10
2980 My soup is too windy. 1.2796 0.04086 186 144 32 10
2981 Waiter? There's a micro weather event in my soup. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
2982 I'm just going to let it cool down for a minute. 1.2793 0.03963 179 136 36 7
2983 I hate to cause any problems, but is there any way I can move tables? I'm feeling a draft. 1.2793 0.03883 179 135 38 6
2984 Could you tell me more about the provenance of the pestilence? 1.2792 0.04060 197 154 31 12
2985 Would you like to send it back? 1.2792 0.03796 197 150 39 8
2986 Please take this back. I believe it has turned 1.2792 0.03996 197 153 33 11
2987 I said 'a spot of water', not 'a water spout'! 1.2792 0.03657 197 148 43 6
2988 You were only supposed to blow on it 1.2792 0.03930 197 152 35 10
2989 Yes, I’ve heard of a tempest in a teapot. 1.2792 0.03864 197 151 37 9
2990 I'd be afraid to go to the bathroom. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2991 Dust devil. Soup Satan. Whatever. I’d rather have a slice of the Angel Food cake. 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
2992 Sir, I believe my soup is still brewing. 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
2993 Before climate change, we only had to worry about flies in our soup. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2994 It gets rid of the fly. 1.2789 0.04026 190 147 33 10
2995 Could I get a side of global warming as well? 1.2789 0.04162 190 149 29 12
2996 You might have warned not to stir vigorously 1.2789 0.03886 190 145 37 8
2997 The chef calls it the habanero vortex. Enjoy! 1.2789 0.03957 190 146 35 9
2998 No need to stir, but spoon from edges. 1.2789 0.03813 190 144 39 7
2999 ``At the very least, you could have told me what `FEMA Clam Chowder' meant.'' 1.2789 0.03957 190 146 35 9
3000 I always thought the whole molecular cooking thing was overblown. 1.2789 0.03957 190 146 35 9
3001 I'm going to need a straw. 1.2788 0.03850 208 161 36 11
3002 I wanted it shaken. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
3003 You ordered vicious swirl, n'est-ce pas? 1.2787 0.03981 183 140 35 8
3004 where's the tornado seasoning? 1.2787 0.04056 183 141 33 9
3005 The corn in our chowder is flown in daily from Oklahoma 1.2787 0.03981 183 140 35 8
3006 Fifteen minutes for this? 1.2787 0.03905 183 139 37 7
3007 I ask for the Mid-Atlantic soup. This is a Midwestern. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
3008 Waiter, there is a... well, not so much a fly as a major weather event... in my soup. 1.2786 0.04002 201 157 32 12
3009 Best funnel cake in town. 1.2786 0.03746 201 153 40 8
3010 It’s a little intense. 1.2786 0.03811 201 154 38 9
3011 I ordered TOURNEDOS, damnit! 1.2785 0.03884 219 172 33 14
3012 Waiter, I ordered the Category 4. Don't bring it back to me until it can take the shingles off a roof , knock down a tree branch or uproot a small mobile home. 1.2785 0.04567 158 124 24 10
3013 Yes sir, as part of our climate change special, your next course is the Spicy Wild Salmon Volcano Roll followed by the German Chocolate Bomb for dessert. 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
3014 Excuse me but there’s a tornado in my soup! 1.2784 0.04229 194 154 26 14
3015 I ordered the New England chowder, not the Southern one. 1.2783 0.03740 212 163 39 10
3016 'Shouldn't I wait for the Genie to appear before eating?' 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
3017 After this, I’d like a ‘Tempest in a Teapot.’ 1.2781 0.04274 187 148 26 13
3018 Yes, I would like that extra towel. 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
3019 Waiter, waiter, I've got a tornado in my soup! 1.2781 0.04137 187 146 30 11
3020 I thought you said you wanted tornado bisque! 1.2781 0.03923 187 143 36 8
3021 No, I distinctly said tomato, not tornado 1.2781 0.04274 187 148 26 13
3022 Excuse me, I ordered Tomato, TO-MA-TO" 1.2780 0.04007 205 161 31 13
3023 You did ask for F-5. 1.2780 0.03631 205 155 43 7
3024 Climate change: who knew it could be so complicated? 1.2780 0.03761 205 157 39 9
3025 Does the rotating menu always come with soup? 1.2780 0.03947 205 160 33 12
3026 This global warming thing is getting very personal, isn't it, Gilles? 1.2778 0.03913 198 153 35 10
3027 Yes, there was a fly in my soup, but... 1.2778 0.03711 198 150 41 7
3028 My bad. T-O-U-R-N-E-D-O-S. 1.2778 0.04222 162 124 31 7
3029 Sorry to be a bother, but I ordered the hurricane chowder and they brought out a tornado bisque. 1.2778 0.03944 180 137 36 7
3030 Didn't I order tournedoes Rossini? 1.2778 0.03944 180 137 36 7
3031 Pardon me, I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.2778 0.03978 198 154 33 11
3032 Sold out of Brussels Sprouts, so it’s water spouts 1.2778 0.03913 198 153 35 10
3033 I requested tomato soup, not tornado soup! 1.2778 0.04022 180 138 34 8
3034 Please tell the chef the Southern twist is amazing. 1.2778 0.03711 198 150 41 7
3035 May I have more crackers, please? 1.2778 0.03847 198 152 37 9
3036 You say 'tomato' but I'm saying 'tornado.' 1.2778 0.04105 198 156 29 13
3037 Waiter, there's an intense columnar vortex in my soup. 1.2775 0.03712 209 160 40 9
3038 But, is it hot? 1.2775 0.03834 209 162 36 11
3039 But is it dairy-free? 1.2775 0.03894 209 163 34 12
3040 I think there is a storm brewing.” 1.2775 0.03868 191 146 37 8
3041 Wait--I ordered the tournedos. 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
3042 Yes, sir, it has only destroyed vegan towns. 1.2775 0.04076 191 149 31 11
3043 Do you think the Wizard can have me back to the office by 2? 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
3044 Sir, I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup! 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
3045 You call this a seasonal menu? It’s DECEMBER for heaven’s sake! 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
3046 Excuse me. This is not mine. I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
3047 I said TOMATO bisque! 1.2773 0.03704 220 170 39 11
3048 Carrot soup with a twist. 1.2772 0.03730 202 154 40 8
3049 We ran out of the tempest in a teapot. 1.2772 0.04109 184 143 31 10
3050 No, I believe I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.2772 0.04321 184 146 25 13
3051 Actually, I ordered the Tomato soup..... 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
3052 Less pepper, please. 1.2771 0.04241 166 128 30 8
3053 My review is going to blow you away.” 1.2769 0.03951 195 151 34 10
3054 So..the little cows that just flew by? Tornadoes of Beef? 1.2769 0.04147 195 154 28 13
3055 Could you PLEASE turn the air conditioning down? 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
3056 Let's skip the bombe Alaska dessert. 1.2768 0.04583 177 143 19 15
3057 I must have misread the soup de jour. I thought it read TOMATO soup. 1.2767 0.03930 206 161 33 12
3058 I ordered soup and tournedos, not a soup tornado. 1.2767 0.03681 206 157 41 8
3059 May I have a spoon, and an umbrella. 1.2766 0.03977 188 145 34 9
3060 Well, perhaps chef should consider sourcing his ingredients from outside Illinois. 1.2766 0.03977 188 145 34 9
3061 Take it back. I see that Sharon at the corner table has a bigger cyclone. 1.2765 0.03678 217 167 40 10
3062 I think I'll need a larger spoon. 1.2764 0.03555 199 149 45 5
3063 And Toto too? 1.2764 0.03896 199 154 35 10
3064 I will deal with the cyclone, now is this, or is this not, gluten free? 1.2764 0.03763 199 152 39 8
3065 It’s better than molecular gastronomy...it’s meteorological gastronomy 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
3066 No, I ordered tournedos béarnaise. 1.2762 0.04002 181 139 34 8
3067 Keep looking at me and stay calm. 1.2762 0.03925 181 138 36 7
3068 I distinctly said "tomato," but the tornado soup is rather intriguing. 1.2762 0.04369 181 144 24 13
3069 I distinctly remember ordering this in a tea cup. 1.2762 0.04298 181 143 26 12
3070 Sir, that swirl is organically sourced from cold-pressed and unrefined windmills in Roscoe Texas. 1.2761 0.04546 163 129 23 11
3071 The Chef put extra gusto in it. 1.2760 0.03706 192 145 41 6
3072 Excuse me, but could I get another spoon? 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
3073 The climate of your soup is changing. 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
3074 I’m sorry but the teapot was misplaced. 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
3075 I distinctly remember ordering the Tournedos Rossini. 1.2760 0.04057 192 150 31 11
3076 Well, sir, you did order the 'Wizard of Oz' special after all. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
3077 If you guess the secret ingredient, the soup is on the house. 1.2759 0.03968 203 159 32 12
3078 Oh, I see the confusion. I ordered the hurricane. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
3079 I distinctly remembering ordering Tournedo de Beouf, not a tornado in my bisque. 1.2759 0.04566 174 140 20 14
3080 Andrew Wheeler: “Nice try—but I still don’t believe in climate change!” 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
3081 I'll need another napkin, please. 1.2759 0.03906 203 158 34 11
3082 New chef from Kansas. The cow pie is to die for. 1.2759 0.04029 203 160 30 13
3083 So this is the gusto gumbo... 1.2759 0.03580 203 153 44 6
3084 It's the global warming, sir. 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
3085 Excuse me,I believe I ordered "tournedos." 1.2757 0.03768 214 166 37 11
3086 Well Sir, our chef comes from Texas. 1.2757 0.03868 185 141 37 7
3087 No, it wouldn't have been better if you served it in a teapot. 1.2757 0.04161 185 145 29 11
3088 Can you get FEMA to pay for my meal? 1.2757 0.04090 185 144 31 10
3089 Tor-na-do, to-ma-to 1.2757 0.03868 185 141 37 7
3090 Actually, I ordered a TWIST of pepper. 1.2757 0.03944 185 142 35 8
3091 I distinctly said that I wanted this served in a teapot. 1.2757 0.04300 185 147 25 13
3092 Your soup du jour seem unseasonable. 1.2757 0.04161 185 145 29 11
3093 There’s a perfect storm brewing in my plate and I don’t think it will go down well 1.2756 0.03698 225 175 38 12
3094 I was expecting microgastronomy, not meteorology! 1.2755 0.03798 196 150 38 8
3095 Waiter, there’s a flynado in my soup. 1.2755 0.03999 196 153 32 11
3096 I'm sorry, but I ordered the beef tournedos! 1.2755 0.03728 196 149 40 7
3097 Molecular gastronomy? 1.2755 0.03798 196 150 38 8
3098 Actually, I asked for the tomato. 1.2755 0.03798 196 150 38 8
3099 Yes, I ordered vortex soup; but this is ridiculous. 1.2754 0.03792 207 160 37 10
3100 I thought I wouldn't have to worry about climate change, but here we are. 1.2754 0.04089 207 165 27 15
3101 Does it take me to OZ. 1.2754 0.03913 207 162 33 12
3102 What climate change? 1.2754 0.03536 207 156 45 6
3103 I stipulated no croutons or waterspouts. 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
3104 Yes sir, for some odd reason it does happen occasionally - but I've never seen it with the lobster bisque... 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
3105 I ordered the “tournado”...with a “U”!! 1.2753 0.04272 178 140 27 11
3106 Will I be safe under the table? 1.2753 0.04346 178 141 25 12
3107 A tempest in a teapot will come with your dessert. 1.2752 0.03777 218 170 36 12
3108 No, I ordered a twist of lemon! 1.2751 0.04099 189 148 30 11
3109 I'm sure it's a great dining experience. It's the morning trip to the bathroom that worries me. 1.2751 0.03887 189 145 36 8
3110 This soup sucks! 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
3111 Tournedos of Beef, Category Two, sir. 1.2751 0.04030 189 147 32 10
3112 Excuse me. I ordered Tomato-Basil soup, but you brought me Tornado-Basil soup. This is a disaster! 1.2751 0.03600 229 177 41 11
3113 It's the climate change, Sir. 1.2750 0.03747 200 153 39 8
3114 This is du jour? 1.2750 0.03879 200 155 35 10
3115 Well, there *was* a bug in my soup. 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
3116 I’m sorry, I ordered the tournedos of beef. 1.2750 0.03879 200 155 35 10
3117 Cool presentation, but you forgot my spoon. 1.2749 0.03861 211 165 34 12
3118 Waiter, what's this waterspout doing in my soup? 1.2749 0.04392 171 135 25 11
3119 I thought you said the soup du jour was tomato-fennel. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
3120 But I ordered tournedos de boeuf. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
3121 Will these Kansan beans give me wind? 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
3122 What is wrong with you? I clearly ordered an F-5 not an F-4. 1.2747 0.03906 182 139 36 7
3123 Hmmmm. Usually the tornados come with the beef! 1.2747 0.03748 182 137 40 5
3124 Tonight's Tournedos of Beef soup is a tad too zesty 1.2747 0.04206 182 143 28 11
3125 What exactly is the chef going for here? 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
3126 Pardon me, I ordered the “Tempest in a Teapot” not the “Tornado in a Tureen” 1.2746 0.04298 193 155 23 15
3127 Where's my spoon? 1.2746 0.03971 193 150 33 10
3128 I'll tell you one thing, never sit me on the patio,again! 1.2746 0.04039 193 151 31 11
3129 Too much Tobasco sauce? 1.2746 0.03903 193 149 35 9
3130 We have found it's quite effective for customers with chronic constipation. 1.2745 0.04130 204 163 26 15
3131 I'll take the rest to go. 1.2745 0.03950 204 160 32 12
3132 Free refills, I trust? 1.2744 0.04178 164 126 31 7
3133 I'd like some tornado sauce, please. 1.2743 0.04396 175 139 24 12
3134 I see that locally-sourced specials are becoming more extreme. 1.2743 0.03922 175 133 36 6
3135 We recommend the Pinot for this one. 1.2743 0.04086 175 135 32 8
3136 I think I'm projecting a lot of inner turmoil right now. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
3137 How interesting. I wondered how the ceiling got like that. 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
3138 This is not what I expected when I ordered tomato soup with a twist. 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
3139 I believe I ordered the “tempest in a teapot.” 1.2742 0.03999 186 144 33 9
3140 I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. But I'll give it a spin. 1.2741 0.03712 197 150 40 7
3141 Yes, I already tried clicking my heels three times while saying 'There's no place like home,' but it still won't stop. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
3142 How can you be sure this is vegan? 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
3143 Climate change appears to be affecting the kitchen. 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
3144 Please go back and tell the chef I'm pretty sure humans are contributing to it. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
3145 I'm afraid the chef is rather secretive about his recipe, Sir. 1.2737 0.04177 179 140 29 10
3146 What kind of peppers did the chef use in this chili? 1.2737 0.04177 179 140 29 10
3147 I asked for mild! 1.2737 0.03865 179 136 37 6
3148 I ordered the fennel tomato, but think this is funnel tornado bisque. 1.2737 0.04177 179 140 29 10
3149 Isn’t this taking molecular gastronomy too far? 1.2737 0.04024 179 138 33 8
3150 Compliments of the chef, our Kansas Clam Chowder. 1.2737 0.04251 179 141 27 11
3151 With the next course, your food lands in Oz. 1.2737 0.03870 190 146 36 8
3152 Waiter, there's a wicked witch of the West under my bowl. 1.2737 0.04147 190 150 28 12
3153 It's our chef's version of beef tornadoes. 1.2737 0.04011 190 148 32 10
3154 No, no, no. I ordered beef tournedos au poivre. 1.2737 0.04011 190 148 32 10
3155 Excuse me, waiter, but I requested my soup without tornado. 1.2736 0.03797 201 155 37 9
3156 This is medium-spicy? 1.2736 0.03797 201 155 37 9
3157 J'ai dit tournedos, vous bouffon! 1.2735 0.03769 223 175 35 13
3158 What's next? The Wicked Witch of the West? 1.2733 0.04405 161 126 26 9
3159 No!. I said I wanted tournedos. 1.2733 0.04447 172 137 23 12
3160 I'd like a side of storm chasers. 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
3161 I really don’t think climate change is responsible for this! 1.2732 0.03888 183 140 36 7
3162 Where did chef learn his whisking technique? 1.2732 0.03964 183 141 34 8
3163 But I ordered Tournedos Rossini, not this! 1.2732 0.03816 194 149 37 8
3164 All I asked for was a bit of extra spice 1.2732 0.03885 194 150 35 9
3165 It's true, global warming is everywhere. 1.2732 0.03745 194 148 39 7
3166 Have you tried blowing on it? 1.2732 0.04086 194 153 29 12
3167 Thank you,but I can stir my soup myself. 1.2732 0.03953 194 151 33 10
3168 Oh! Tournados 1.2732 0.03745 194 148 39 7
3169 This molecular gastronomy is at a whole new level. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
3170 I said fresh, not alive. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
3171 I guess that this helps to circulate the aroma? 1.2727 0.03903 176 134 36 6
3172 The alphabet soup is a real tongue twister. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
3173 I ordered my soup cold, not global warmed. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
3174 I'll have a chaser to follow. 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
3175 I’m going to need some more pepper. 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
3176 I’ll call FEMA 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
3177 The chef is having a bad day. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
3178 I thought I had ordered beef tournedos 1.2727 0.03698 209 161 39 9
3179 Does seasonal menu really have to mean global warming? 1.2727 0.03898 198 154 34 10
3180 Is just a fly in my soup too much to ask for?? 1.2727 0.03985 176 135 34 7
3181 Compliments from our new chef who hails from Nebraska. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
3182 It's the gazpacho vortex. 1.2727 0.03572 209 159 43 7
3183 When you said hot... you could have told me it creates it's own climate!! 1.2727 0.03898 198 154 34 10
3184 The weather forecast missed this. 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
3185 Hey man, we serve it at exactly the right temperature. You start blowing it and you’re on your own. 1.2727 0.04243 165 128 29 8
3186 I’ve heard of a tempest in a teapot but this is ridiculous! 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
3187 I believe I ordered the Earthquake Salad. 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
3188 This is what you call a 'twist on French onion soup'? 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
3189 Some people say tornado we prefer cyclone bisque. 1.2727 0.04145 176 137 30 9
3190 I'll have a side of Auntie Em with this. 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
3191 Excuse me, sir. There's a tornado in my soup. 1.2727 0.03939 209 165 31 13
3192 Not farm-to-table in Kansas. 1.2723 0.03971 202 159 31 12
3193 My consomme is a bit turbulent, please return it to the chef until it's clarified. 1.2723 0.03992 191 149 32 10
3194 Two words. Borscht majeure. 1.2723 0.03992 191 149 32 10
3195 It's the chef's new specialty: Climate Change Soup. 1.2723 0.04061 191 150 30 11
3196 Sorry, but I ordered tomato. 1.2722 0.04156 180 141 29 10
3197 Merely Climate Change, Sir! 1.2722 0.04156 180 141 29 10
3198 Vortex consume, indeed! 1.2722 0.04156 180 141 29 10
3199 Careful, it’s hot. 1.2722 0.04230 180 142 27 11
3200 I knew the atmosphere in here was off. 1.2722 0.03765 180 136 39 5
3201 Is this a single weather event or climate change? 1.2722 0.04303 180 143 25 12
3202 So you’re all out of the beef tournedos? 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
3203 Tornado, tornahdo… let's just get that salt shall we? 1.2718 0.03602 206 157 42 7
3204 Trust me, gluten is the least of my worries. 1.2718 0.03799 195 150 37 8
3205 "Tito, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2718 0.03936 195 152 33 10
3206 Tomato. I ordered the tomato soup. 1.2718 0.03936 195 152 33 10
3207 I ordered a tempest in a teacup. 1.2717 0.04305 184 147 24 13
3208 If this dish is a South American classic why is its tornado spinning clockwise 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
3209 Yes... But there ARE no flies, now, are there? 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
3210 So you would have recommended the salad then? 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
3211 Waiter, there's an anthropogenic greenhouse imbalance in my soup! 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
3212 The Tournedos de Boeuf are a bit heavy on the au Poivre. 1.2717 0.04269 173 136 27 10
3213 Sir the hurricane was yesterday’s special 1.2714 0.03922 210 166 31 13
3214 We're known for our funnel cake. 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
3215 Until now I was a climate change denier. 1.2713 0.03663 188 142 41 5
3216 The soup does have a bit of a kick to it 1.2713 0.03815 188 144 37 7
3217 The Chef misunderstood Tournedos! 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
3218 I asked for tournados not a tornado. 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
3219 We call it Climate Change Consumme. 1.2713 0.04371 188 152 21 15
3220 And you're sure this is gluten free? 1.2713 0.04102 188 148 29 11
3221 Something tells me it'll be my stomach turning next. 1.2713 0.03889 188 145 35 8
3222 Sir, I believe he is doing a tremendous backstroke. 1.2712 0.04201 177 139 28 10
3223 Oh, so it has a little kick to it, does it!? 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
3224 I'm sorry but I only asked for a rich, warm soup, not a simultaneously descending cold front. 1.2712 0.03884 177 135 36 6
3225 Ah, Monsieur! Vous avez dit "Tournedos" ?! 1.2712 0.03884 177 135 36 6
3226 I ordered the beef tournedos. Where's the beef? 1.2712 0.04351 177 141 24 12
3227 That's exactly why I ordered my soup shaken, not stirred. 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
3228 I'm told I'm an aggressive stirrer. 1.2711 0.03764 166 124 39 3
3229 My soup forecast called for a drizzle of olive oil. 1.2710 0.03451 214 162 46 6
3230 When I ordered Beef Tournedos this wasn't quite what I had in mind. 1.2708 0.03615 192 145 42 5
3231 We recommend that you eat it without your glasses on. 1.2708 0.03615 192 145 42 5
3232 I though you said it was Tomato based! 1.2708 0.03974 192 150 32 10
3233 Must be climate change. 1.2708 0.04042 192 151 30 11
3234 My soup just went from black and white to color. 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
3235 How much longer will it take to 'breathe' ? 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
3236 I am sorry waiter.... I had requested only a twist of LEMON. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
3237 I'm sure it's delicious, but I ordered the salad 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
3238 Just the check. 1.2707 0.03907 181 139 35 7
3239 No, no, no. The tomato bisque. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
3240 I ordered "Trailer Park Soup - HOLD THE TORNADO!" 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
3241 Let me know if you have any questions about the menu. 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
3242 You asked the chef to whip up something special for you ... 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
3243 Does it use imitation sharknado fin, or the real thing? 1.2706 0.03894 170 129 36 5
3244 Soup spoon, please. The large one. 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
3245 So, how did you add this new twist? 1.2705 0.03521 207 157 44 6
3246 Sorry sir, global warming. Would you prefer the gazpacho? 1.2705 0.03839 207 162 34 11
3247 Excuse me, I think you misunderstood. I ordered the Beef TOURNEDOS. 1.2705 0.03651 207 159 40 8
3248 Tomato soup? I thought you said tornado soup. 1.2704 0.03851 196 152 35 9
3249 But I asked for tournedos.... 1.2704 0.03782 196 151 37 8
3250 It better be downgraded to a tempest by the time I have my tea. 1.2704 0.04113 196 156 27 13
3251 Excuse me, but I actually ordered the tsunami special. 1.2704 0.03712 196 150 39 7
3252 I need a side of FEMA please! 1.2704 0.03712 196 150 39 7
3253 It does look uplifting. 1.2704 0.03641 196 149 41 6
3254 I didn't order the Climate Change Special. 1.2704 0.03984 196 154 31 11
3255 Do you have any bigger spoons? 1.2703 0.04001 185 144 32 9
3256 On second thought, I think I’ll have the Tournados of Beef. 1.2703 0.04215 185 147 26 12
3257 I think you misheard when I said "Thai prune" soup. 1.2703 0.04284 185 148 24 13
3258 Actually, I ordered the beef tornados 1.2703 0.04215 185 147 26 12
3259 Actually, I asked for a twist of lime. 1.2703 0.03927 185 143 34 8
3260 I'm pretty sure I ordered the tournedos of beef... 1.2703 0.04145 185 146 28 11
3261 It's the latest in sous vide, sir. 1.2703 0.03774 185 141 38 6
3262 Would it be possible to turn down the air conditioning? 1.2703 0.03615 185 139 42 4
3263 I asked for the tomato soup. 1.2703 0.03927 185 143 34 8
3264 So I guess ‘tornado’ soup is a little more serious here in Oklahoma than back home in Idaho! 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
3265 No tea-cups Sir! We serve our storms in soup bowls! 1.2701 0.04006 174 134 33 7
3266 I assure you sir, it is only a minor climate change event. 1.2700 0.03798 200 155 36 9
3267 The menu didn't mention climate change. 1.2700 0.03798 200 155 36 9
3268 I ordered pho, not typhoon. 1.2700 0.03594 200 152 42 6
3269 Is this due to climate change? 1.2700 0.03798 200 155 36 9
3270 My soup was too hot, so I prayed and asked God to cool it down. 1.2698 0.03871 189 146 35 8
3271 You misheard me - I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup 1.2698 0.03871 189 146 35 8
3272 Is your hot sauce made in Kansas? 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
3273 Is this soup coming or going? 1.2694 0.03746 193 148 38 7
3274 Ahhh, Now I understand what you were referring to by “putting a new spin” on this dish. 1.2694 0.03817 193 149 36 8
3275 I asked for a calonic, not a cyclonic. 1.2694 0.04024 193 152 30 11
3276 When I asked whether you had any good tongue twisters I did not expect this! 1.2694 0.03805 219 173 33 13
3277 Pardon sir, but you misheard. Tornado Bisque is our soup de jour. 1.2692 0.03810 182 139 37 6
3278 I believe the bisque’s a bit over blended 1.2692 0.03647 182 137 41 4
3279 Just some water, please. 1.2692 0.04332 182 146 23 13
3280 All of our specials today come with the proverbial elephant in the room, sir. 1.2692 0.04261 182 145 25 12
3281 I distinctly said shaken, not stirred. 1.2692 0.04189 182 144 27 11
3282 Chef Fieri has really outdone himself. 1.2692 0.04189 182 144 27 11
3283 I thought the menu said Tournedos Soup. 1.2692 0.03888 182 140 35 7
3284 I said just a twist of lemon. 1.2692 0.03647 182 137 41 4
3285 Excuse me, but there's something in my soup. 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
3286 I’m assuming this soup is organic? 1.2690 0.04031 197 156 29 12
3287 We use a cloud kitchen now! 1.2690 0.03765 197 152 37 8
3288 No, not Kansas clam chowder. I said the kind with tomatoes. 1.2690 0.04214 171 134 28 9
3289 I think I’d like less pepper. 1.2690 0.04374 171 136 24 11
3290 I've heard of a storm in a teacup, but this is ridiculous. 1.2690 0.03962 171 131 34 6
3291 Have you been visualizing whirled peas? 1.2690 0.04048 171 132 32 7
3292 “I must apologize, sir. Our chef just returned from Sedona where he was overly influenced by the spiritual vortex.” 1.2689 0.03713 212 165 37 10
3293 This is the last time I'm eating in a trailer park. 1.2688 0.04264 186 149 24 13
3294 Auntie Em? 1.2688 0.04195 186 148 26 12
3295 Do you have something a little less spicy? 1.2688 0.03757 186 142 38 6
3296 While I appreciate the free refills, the delivery is... a bit much. 1.2688 0.03833 186 143 36 7
3297 What is this...soup or Kansas? 1.2688 0.03982 186 145 32 9
3298 Don't you think claret is too dry for tornado soup? 1.2688 0.03757 186 142 38 6
3299 I’d say this soup is a category ‘F’ 1.2688 0.03678 186 141 40 5
3300 Excellent choice. It goes perfectly with the steak tornado. 1.2688 0.03908 186 144 34 8
3301 I ordered this in a teacup! 1.2688 0.04054 186 146 30 10
3302 No Parmesan, thanks. Just a raincoat. 1.2688 0.03757 186 142 38 6
3303 We must not be in its eye, garcon, because I am anything but calm. 1.2688 0.04054 186 146 30 10
3304 The chef says it's climate change. 1.2688 0.03833 186 143 36 7
3305 Next time can they slice the carrot? 1.2688 0.04331 186 150 22 14
3306 Do I look like Dorothy to you? I ordered the earthquake soup! 1.2687 0.03911 201 158 32 11
3307 Soupnado 1.2687 0.03782 201 156 36 9
3308 Tell the chef that this soup blows. 1.2687 0.03579 201 153 42 6
3309 I distinctly asked for Tournedos. 1.2686 0.04147 175 137 29 9
3310 No, it's not that. I don't mind the vortex - I just need another napkin please. 1.2686 0.04226 175 138 27 10
3311 You got any crackers? 1.2686 0.03731 175 132 39 4
3312 Bee soup ? I ordered pea soup. 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
3313 It was the tournedos Rossini I wanted. 1.2685 0.03725 216 169 36 11
3314 It's a low front caused by simultaneously running the humidifier and the dehumidifier. 1.2684 0.03853 190 147 35 8
3315 Could I trouble you for a spoon? 1.2684 0.03853 190 147 35 8
3316 Waiter, I asked for my soup shaken, not stirred. 1.2684 0.04132 190 151 27 12
3317 Waiter,what are those flies doing out of my soup? 1.2684 0.04132 190 151 27 12
3318 It might hurt a little, but it won't kill you. 1.2683 0.03534 205 156 43 6
3319 we call it an explosion of flavors. 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
3320 The chef always adds some last minute ephemeral touches 1.2683 0.03878 164 124 36 4
3321 So, I suppose this is my souperpower? 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
3322 Waiter, there is a soup spout in my bowl. 1.2683 0.03795 205 160 35 10
3323 It seems climate change has taken hold of my tomato bisque. 1.2683 0.04040 205 164 27 14
3324 Pardon me waiter but I have a tornado in my soup. 1.2682 0.04083 179 140 30 9
3325 This cream of tornado soup exceeds my expectations. 1.2680 0.04005 194 153 30 11
3326 Wow, the kitchen really is spiraling out of control. 1.2680 0.03800 194 150 36 8
3327 I ordered the tempest in a teapot, not the tornado in the tortellini. 1.2680 0.03869 194 151 34 9
3328 It's twisting, I'm shouting! 1.2680 0.03938 194 152 32 10
3329 Waiter--this soup is so hot it's generating its own weather. 1.2680 0.03869 194 151 34 9
3330 The chef lost his temper and he apologizes 1.2680 0.04005 194 153 30 11
3331 Oh waiter, there is a tornado in my soup. 1.2679 0.03621 209 161 40 8
3332 Oh, did you say TOMATO soup? 1.2679 0.04177 168 131 29 8
3333 I know it was a favorite, but after 10 years the chef decided to add a few new twists to the menu. 1.2679 0.03726 168 126 39 3
3334 Why would I ask for a soup SPUN? 1.2678 0.04096 183 144 29 10
3335 The menu says the tomato soup comes with croutons. Where are the croutons? 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
3336 I thought the parsnips would be puréed? 1.2678 0.03792 183 140 37 6
3337 You’re kidding me, this is a cup?! 1.2678 0.04096 183 144 29 10
3338 And the steam over my baked potato said, ‘Surrender Dorothy!’ 1.2678 0.04169 183 145 27 11
3339 Which part of tempest in a teapot did you not understand? 1.2678 0.03792 183 140 37 6
3340 Yes, the impact on soup has been much worse more quickly than we predicted. 1.2678 0.03711 183 139 39 5
3341 I don't want to be rude, but I think I might need a spoon for this. 1.2677 0.03949 198 156 31 11
3342 As climate change continues we will see more and more of these extreme weather events, these "soupnami". 1.2677 0.03680 198 152 39 7
3343 But I ordered the tempest in a teapot — not the tornado in a bowl. 1.2677 0.03883 198 155 33 10
3344 I said "Tournedos of BEEF!" 1.2674 0.04111 172 134 30 8
3345 I'm sorry, sir, our blender broke down. 1.2674 0.04111 172 134 30 8
3346 I'm liking the Kansas Clam Chowder. 1.2674 0.04111 172 134 30 8
3347 I thought the twist would be pecorino. 1.2674 0.04111 172 134 30 8
3348 I said I wanted world peace. 1.2674 0.03815 187 144 36 7
3349 I’ll be eating alone. As usual. 1.2674 0.03739 187 143 38 6
3350 Yes. Of course I've heard that climate change can be associated with unexpected and unpredictable atmospheric events. 1.2673 0.03894 202 159 32 11
3351 Waiter, my soup is cold. 1.2673 0.03830 202 158 34 10
3352 Yes sir, that is the soup of the day, and no, you are not in Kansas anymore. 1.2673 0.03830 202 158 34 10
3353 I'll admit that's unusual, but I still say climate change is a hoax. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
3354 'Tornado bisque sir, a specialty of the house" 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
3355 The spoon sir, you are to eat it with the outermost spoon. 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
3356 I'm going to need a much larger soup spoon. 1.2670 0.03883 176 135 35 6
3357 Waiter, my soup needs to chill. 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
3358 Is the chef having a bad day?" 1.2670 0.04127 176 138 29 9
3359 And after this, I'll have the beef tournedo. 1.2670 0.04179 191 153 25 13
3360 There must be some mistake. I ordered the tomato soup. 1.2670 0.03976 191 150 31 10
3361 I don't want to make it a big deal, but I asked for the storm in a teacup, not bowl. 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
3362 No, I asked for water SPROUTS 1.2670 0.03586 206 158 41 7
3363 It's our house special here at Bible Belt Kitchens. 1.2670 0.03779 206 161 35 10
3364 Pardon me, Sir, but you ordered a djinn, straight up. 1.2667 0.03909 210 167 30 13
3365 My name is not Toto. And yes we are in Kansas. 1.2667 0.03852 195 152 34 9
3366 Excuse me, I asked for my storm in a teacup. 1.2667 0.04063 180 141 30 9
3367 I ordered the tempest in a teacup, not the twister in a tureen! 1.2667 0.03783 195 151 36 8
3368 I said, sprout soup not soup spout. 1.2667 0.03783 195 151 36 8
3369 ...and a little dog, too... 1.2667 0.04286 180 144 24 12
3370 This is a tempest in a soup bowl! 1.2667 0.03640 195 149 40 6
3371 I specifically asked for cloudy with a chance of meatballs... 1.2667 0.04053 195 155 28 12
3372 Is this lunch or your daughter's science project ? 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
3373 I am quite sure I ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.2663 0.03931 199 157 31 11
3374 Either this soup is too hot or your restaurant’s too cold. 1.2663 0.03800 199 155 35 9
3375 This is Dyson soup? 1.2663 0.03866 199 156 33 10
3376 Waiter, my Soup there is Flyin' 1.2663 0.04076 184 145 29 10
3377 You'll have to send this back, I ordered TOMATO soup! 1.2663 0.03928 184 143 33 8
3378 Would you like the bearnaise or red wine reduction with your tornedos ? 1.2663 0.04149 184 146 27 11
3379 I ordered a typhoon. This is spinning to the left. 1.2663 0.03928 184 143 33 8
3380 I ordered cream of tomato. 1.2663 0.04076 184 145 29 10
3381 The wine pairing has hints of plum, blackberries and natural disasters. 1.2662 0.04423 154 121 25 8
3382 No, I ordered mine in a tea pot. 1.2661 0.03917 218 175 28 15
3383 No, you can't blame this on climate change. 1.2660 0.03617 203 156 40 7
3384 Could I get another spoon please? 1.2660 0.04001 203 162 28 13
3385 A fly in my soup I could deal with. 1.2660 0.03814 203 159 34 10
3386 Now that’s authentic Southeastern cuisine. 1.2660 0.03645 188 143 40 5
3387 Backstroke? Can't you see this fly is doing the twist? 1.2660 0.04086 188 149 28 11
3388 Ketchup in a wine glass and tornadoes in my soup? Apparently we a ARE in Kansas anymore! 1.2660 0.03945 188 147 32 9
3389 I wanted beef tournedos, not a beefy tornado! 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
3390 I ordered a Hurricane cocktail, not a tornado soup. 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
3391 And don’t say, “The backstroke.” 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
3392 I'll follow this with the tornadoes of beef. 1.2658 0.04437 158 125 24 9
3393 Tomato Soup! NOT......Tornado Soup! 1.2658 0.03477 222 171 43 8
3394 Waiter, there's a drone in my soup. 1.2656 0.03818 192 149 35 8
3395 It needed a vigorous stir. 1.2655 0.03780 177 135 37 5
3396 What's this? I ordered tournedos. 1.2655 0.04183 177 140 27 10
3397 Oh for crying out loud, I specifically asked for the tornado on the side. 1.2655 0.04183 177 140 27 10
3398 I see the chef used the low pressure recipe. 1.2655 0.03780 177 135 37 5
3399 I’m sorry. I thought you ordered cream of tornado 1.2654 0.03591 211 163 40 8
3400 Waiter, there's a no-fly zone in my soup. 1.2654 0.03775 211 166 34 11
3401 I don't want to make a tempest in a teapot but I said Tomato, not Tornado. 1.2653 0.04034 196 156 28 12
3402 Even in Oklahoma, this is not considered tournedos of beef! 1.2653 0.03696 196 151 38 7
3403 I think you have my order confused. I only wanted my drink with a 'twist' not my soup. 1.2653 0.03969 196 155 30 11
3404 I said I can blow on it myself! 1.2653 0.03969 196 155 30 11
3405 So it's not cream of fennel. 1.2653 0.03835 196 153 34 9
3406 If you'd prefer, we also have Tornadoes of Beef. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
3407 I assumed my tempest in a teapot would arrive before the soup. 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
3408 Excuse me, but I'm quite certain I said turnedo. 1.2652 0.04193 181 144 26 11
3409 If I had wanted the Polar Vortex, I'd have ordered the Polar Vortex! 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
3410 If not a spoon, maybe a straw? 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
3411 We aren’t in Kansas anymore! 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
3412 There are other ways to get the fly out of my soup. 1.2651 0.03838 166 126 36 4
3413 waiter there's a tornado in my soup 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
3414 Excuse me, sir, but I ordered the tomato soup. 1.2651 0.04287 166 131 26 9
3415 Excuse me, I thought I ordered the hurricane soup. 1.2649 0.04129 185 147 27 11
3416 Don't just stand there. Go up and close the skylight. 1.2649 0.04269 185 149 23 13
3417 I ordered Tournedos...not the tornado. 1.2649 0.03909 185 144 33 8
3418 Waiter, I think there’s anti-matter in my soup. 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
3419 You didn't tell me the Tournedos de Boeuf were on the Fujita scale. 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
3420 I asked for a tempest in a tea pot! 1.2649 0.04057 185 146 29 10
3421 How Clark Kent learned not to stir his soup. 1.2649 0.04129 185 147 27 11
3422 I prefer it shaken, not stirred. 1.2649 0.03677 185 141 39 5
3423 It's a tad hot. 1.2647 0.03668 204 158 38 8
3424 I’m going to need a bigger spoon. 1.2647 0.03601 204 157 40 7
3425 Can I have vichyssoise instead? 1.2647 0.04217 170 134 27 9
3426 I'll need another soup spoon. And a bib, please? 1.2647 0.03668 204 158 38 8
3427 Pardon me. I'm sure what I asked for was tortellini soup. 1.2647 0.03873 170 130 35 5
3428 Is there a problem with your Maelstrom Minestrone, Sir? 1.2647 0.03797 204 160 34 10
3429 Can I get extra crackers and a raincoat? 1.2647 0.03601 204 157 40 7
3430 Did the chef REALLY think I wouldn't know the differnence between shark fin and sharknado? 1.2647 0.04379 170 136 23 11
3431 I don't know whether it is coming or going. 1.2647 0.03534 204 156 42 6
3432 So much for playing it safe by ordering the soup instead of the romaine salad. 1.2646 0.03997 189 149 30 10
3433 I ordered the tempest in the teapot, not in the soup! 1.2646 0.03628 189 144 40 5
3434 Sir, I'd like to speak to the chef... I believe his recipe might be a bit twisted. 1.2645 0.04102 155 119 31 5
3435 It's our Super Bowl special--we call it 'Touchdown.' 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
3436 Excuse me. I asked for the trailer park on the side. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
3437 Excuse me, sir. I asked for tomato, not tornado. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
3438 Tornados can now be formed over any body of liquid measuring more than six inches in diameter 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
3439 The chef’s recipe requires vigorous whisking. He’s very good. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
3440 This is going to do a number on my anus 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
3441 You are sure. No extra charge? 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
3442 Could you now bring me my tempest in a teapot? 1.2642 0.03656 193 148 39 6
3443 It's the polar vortex, sir. 1.2642 0.03871 193 151 33 9
3444 Farm fresh from Alabama, sir. 1.2642 0.03871 193 151 33 9
3445 Can you close the window? There's a bit of a draft. 1.2642 0.03581 193 147 41 5
3446 pardonnez-moi Monsieur, but did the gentleman not request un house specialty, la soupe de tornade? May I suggest, as is traditional à Paris, the gentleman samples from an angle oblique to the direction of spin? 1.2642 0.04140 193 155 25 13
3447 Excuse me, but I only ordered the teacup. 1.2642 0.03940 193 152 31 10
3448 Where's the teacup? 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
3449 I think I asked for tomato soup. 1.2640 0.04007 178 139 31 8
3450 Waiter, there appears to be an f-5 in my soup. 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
3451 So you say blowing on it will cool it off some? 1.2640 0.03762 178 136 37 5
3452 Waiter, I ordered steak tournedos. 1.2640 0.04007 178 139 31 8
3453 But I distinctly said “Beef Tournedos”! 1.2640 0.03749 197 153 36 8
3454 Well, at least it got the fly in the soup. 1.2640 0.03951 197 156 30 11
3455 It's traditionally midwestern, but ours are hyperlocal. 1.2637 0.03627 182 138 40 4
3456 Waiter, what's this flying out of my soup. 1.2637 0.04172 182 145 26 11
3457 Excuse me. I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup.' 1.2637 0.04024 182 143 30 9
3458 You ordered tomato soup, sir? I'm sorry, I thought you said 'tornado'" 1.2637 0.03948 182 142 32 8
3459 I'm sorry you misunderstood me. I said chocolate volcano not soufflé tornado for dessert 1.2637 0.03870 182 141 34 7
3460 I ordered the “tournedos au poivre”! 1.2637 0.03870 182 141 34 7
3461 Remember when we only had to worry about tempests in teapots? 1.2637 0.03832 201 158 33 10
3462 Send it back. I ordered Tournedo de Boeuf” 1.2637 0.03960 201 160 29 12
3463 I believe I ordered the hurricane chili. 1.2635 0.04348 167 133 24 10
3464 No, tomato doesn't sound anything like tornado. 1.2635 0.04091 167 130 30 7
3465 I don't mean to complain, but this soup is so hot it's making it's own weather. 1.2634 0.04248 186 150 23 13
3466 "I asked for the Tournedos of beef? 1.2634 0.03965 186 146 31 9
3467 No, waiter, I said `tomato,' not `tornado.' 1.2634 0.03891 186 145 33 8
3468 I distinctly ordered a rustic waterspout soup and instead you present me with this tourin de tornade. 1.2634 0.04037 186 147 29 10
3469 Is this rare? 1.2634 0.03738 186 143 37 6
3470 Is it true the soup here will blow you away?? 1.2634 0.03781 205 161 34 10
3471 Does it cause bloating? 1.2634 0.03905 205 163 30 12
3472 This is the soup du jour? I thought you said it was tomato. 1.2632 0.04249 190 154 22 14
3473 First there was only one fly, and then the others colluded 1.2632 0.04116 190 152 26 12
3474 The chef has matched this with the tornedos to follow. 1.2632 0.03763 190 147 36 7
3475 Yes Sir, state your wish. I am the genie of the soup-bowl. 1.2632 0.04112 171 134 29 8
3476 Are you sure about the Cabernet? 1.2632 0.04356 171 137 23 11
3477 Waiter, there's a Kansan in my soup. 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
3478 Fork, knife, SPOON; not fork, spoon, knife! I'd like to speak to the manager. 1.2632 0.04511 171 139 19 13
3479 There’s probably a fly in my soup. 1.2632 0.03908 190 149 32 9
3480 I thought I ordered this in a teapot. 1.2632 0.03853 171 131 35 5
3481 Should I wait for the tornado part to settle a bit? 1.2632 0.03908 190 149 32 9
3482 Waiter, there's a cyclone in my soup. I ordered a tornado. 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
3483 You'll be blown away by Chef Fujita's cream of tornado soup, sir." 1.2629 0.03684 213 167 36 10
3484 You're right. Waterspout does taste a little like chicken. 1.2629 0.03989 194 154 29 11
3485 I'm afraid it's due to global warming. 1.2629 0.03922 194 153 31 10
3486 Genetically modified curry. 1.2629 0.03922 194 153 31 10
3487 I specifically told you that I was allergic to waterspouts. 1.2629 0.04056 194 155 27 12
3488 I said I wanted Tomato soup not Tornado soup! 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
3489 No, what I actually ordered was a tournedo. 1.2629 0.04048 175 137 30 8
3490 Excuse me, but this isn't my order. I ordered the Tomato soup not the Tornado soup." 1.2628 0.04372 156 123 25 8
3491 If it's a sign, I'm stumped. 1.2626 0.03733 198 154 36 8
3492 Waiter, there’s a flyclone in my soup! 1.2626 0.03867 198 156 32 10
3493 what the fuck 1.2626 0.03933 198 157 30 11
3494 Small liberal arts colleges are closing all over this country and your worried about a tornado in your soup? 1.2626 0.03998 198 158 28 12
3495 How long do I have to wait for this to become Lava Cake 1.2626 0.03663 198 153 38 7
3496 And I moved to the East Coast to get away from tornadoes. 1.2626 0.03801 198 155 34 9
3497 I thought the menu said "in a teapot" 1.2626 0.03827 179 138 35 6
3498 I specifically asked for my storm to be in a teacup. 1.2626 0.04065 179 141 29 9
3499 ... And for dessert, I'd like the Tempest in a Teapot, please. 1.2626 0.04217 179 143 25 11
3500 Yes, sir. It's a specialty of the house. Tormato Soup. 1.2626 0.04142 179 142 27 10
3501 No Beef Tournedos 1.2624 0.04065 202 163 25 14
3502 Sorry, but I didn't order the 'Climate Change Chowder.' 1.2624 0.03547 202 155 41 6
3503 I'd rather blow on the chowder myself. 1.2624 0.03684 202 157 37 8
3504 Tornado? I ordered TOMATO Soup! 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
3505 Where's the cheese? Didn't you say it comes with de brie? 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
3506 Could Mother Nature have her own bowl? 1.2623 0.03692 183 140 38 5
3507 I asked for the brussels sprouts, not the water spout. 1.2622 0.04225 164 129 27 8
3508 I meant beef tournedos. 1.2621 0.03636 206 160 38 8
3509 No, I distinctly asked for the tournedos. 1.2620 0.03798 187 145 35 7
3510 I requested squash, not squall 1.2620 0.03798 187 145 35 7
3511 Was it man made? 1.2620 0.03946 187 147 31 9
3512 Well, that was unexpected. 1.2620 0.03873 187 146 33 8
3513 Now I can see why you call it Oz soup. 1.2620 0.03873 187 146 33 8
3514 I'll need a spoon. 1.2620 0.03946 187 147 31 9
3515 I asked for MILD curry. 1.2620 0.03798 187 145 35 7
3516 I was going to make a "fly in my soup" joke, but now that seems cliche. 1.2620 0.03946 187 147 31 9
3517 You can ignore that, sir; it's just a minor side effect of excessive soup warming. 1.2619 0.03527 210 162 41 7
3518 I hope this doesn't mean President Trump will be visiting me. 1.2619 0.04406 168 135 22 11
3519 But the menu clearly read "in a teapot"! 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
3520 Chicken soup. I've been feeling under the weather. 1.2619 0.03591 210 163 39 8
3521 Send it back. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
3522 The kitchen is a whirlwind of culinary experimentation. 1.2618 0.03671 191 147 38 6
3523 Are you sure this pairs well with the house red? 1.2618 0.03746 191 148 36 7
3524 Exactly what kind of bean soup is this? 1.2618 0.03960 191 151 30 10
3525 Have you got anything with a little less global warming? 1.2618 0.03890 191 150 32 9
3526 Waiter, there's an elephant trunk in my soup. 1.2617 0.03669 214 168 36 10
3527 I'll have a hurricane with that. 1.2616 0.03921 172 133 33 6
3528 I did mention the draft ... 1.2616 0.03834 172 132 35 5
3529 I ordered tournedos,idiot!! 1.2615 0.03836 195 153 33 9
3530 Waiter there is something in my soup 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
3531 This soup was specially prepared by your mother-in-law. 1.2614 0.04413 176 143 20 13
3532 This dish just explodes with flavor! 1.2614 0.03864 176 136 34 6
3533 The storm du jour, sir. 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
3534 This is a mistake; I ordered the jalapeño hurricane. 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
3535 Is this related to climate change? 1.2613 0.03784 199 156 34 9
3536 And I suppose the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow will escort me out of here.? 1.2613 0.03850 199 157 32 10
3537 There must be a mistake I ordered the tomato soup 1.2613 0.04043 199 160 26 13
3538 Why the giant carrot? 1.2613 0.03784 199 156 34 9
3539 Our Chef also does the weather on Channel 2. 1.2613 0.03784 199 156 34 9
3540 What a movable feast! 1.2613 0.03716 199 155 36 8
3541 Occasionally, The Wizard drops down for a bowl or two. 1.2611 0.04121 180 143 27 10
3542 I believe I ordered the tempest not the tornado. 1.2611 0.04121 180 143 27 10
3543 Sir, I can assure you global warming has nothing to do with this 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
3544 It was called in by your ex-wife. 1.2611 0.04121 180 143 27 10
3545 Waiter, there’s a fly in my tornado in my soup... 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
3546 You ordered our Global Warming Special of the Day sir. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
3547 I was led to believe that your meteorologist trained at Le Cordon Bleu. 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
3548 I distinctly asked for “sprouts.” 1.2611 0.03798 203 160 33 10
3549 Excuse me, but I ordered this with a side of hail... 1.2609 0.03755 184 142 36 6
3550 All I asked for was a little peace and quiet at mealtime. 1.2609 0.03755 184 142 36 6
3551 I ordered the chicken tornado. 1.2609 0.03685 207 162 36 9
3552 Keep my wine in the cellar for now. 1.2609 0.03755 184 142 36 6
3553 Excuse me. I asked for shaken not stirred. 1.2609 0.03985 184 145 30 9
3554 And there’s no such thing as global warming? 1.2609 0.03871 207 165 30 12
3555 I'm afraid I've stirred up a storm. 1.2609 0.03685 207 162 36 9
3556 I hope you enjoy the climate change special, sir. 1.2609 0.03755 184 142 36 6
3557 Is this the New England clam chowder? It looks more like Kansas corn chowder. 1.2609 0.03985 184 145 30 9
3558 I’d like to move. I’m feeling a draft. 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
3559 Does this look like "death by chocolate" to you? 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
3560 I'm sorry sir, but the kitchen can't be held responsible for changing weather patterns. 1.2609 0.03675 184 141 38 5
3561 And you're telling me climate change isn't real? 1.2609 0.03621 207 161 38 8
3562 Tornado in a tureen” is Chef’s variation on “storm in a tea-cup 1.2606 0.03626 188 144 39 5
3563 No, no, no...... I ordered tournedos of beef. 1.2606 0.03854 188 147 33 8
3564 Can I move inside? I sense a storm coming. 1.2606 0.03780 188 146 35 7
3565 What do you mean, I don't "need" a spoon? 1.2606 0.03835 165 126 35 4
3566 Excuse me, I ordered the tomato soup 1.2604 0.03728 192 149 36 7
3567 I believe I ordered the Tournedos of Beef. 1.2604 0.03872 192 151 32 9
3568 This soup is off... off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz! 1.2604 0.03942 192 152 30 10
3569 Tempest schmempest, where’s my spoon? 1.2604 0.03942 192 152 30 10
3570 Don’t ask how we chill the gazpacho. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
3571 Could I please have a table inside? It's a little windy out here. 1.2603 0.03723 219 174 33 12
3572 I think I went overboard with the siracha.. 1.2602 0.04019 196 157 27 12
3573 I'll need a To-Go Shelter. 1.2602 0.03886 196 155 31 10
3574 Is this what climate change does to "seasonal" food? 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
3575 This is a lot. I'll take a to-go container, when you have a chance. 1.2600 0.03767 200 157 34 9
3576 This consommé is a catastrophe. 1.2600 0.03898 200 159 30 11
3577 No, I ordered the *tomato* soup. 1.2599 0.04087 177 140 28 9
3578 The tempest goes in the teapot, not the soup! 1.2598 0.03517 204 157 41 6
3579 And you swear the clams are fresh? 1.2598 0.03908 204 163 29 12
3580 Yes, you heard right - bring me some Sriracha. 1.2597 0.04101 181 144 27 10
3581 Sorry, this is incorrect … I ordered the ' tempest in a teapot.' " 1.2597 0.03708 181 139 37 5
3582 I'm to believe an unstable polar vortex is to blame for this lukewarm bisque? 1.2597 0.04175 181 145 25 11
3583 I broke Yom Kippur once, just once. 1.2597 0.03790 181 140 35 6
3584 I specifically requested it be served in a teapot 1.2597 0.04101 181 144 27 10
3585 I've heard of a tempest in a teapot, but never in a bowl of soup! 1.2597 0.03870 181 141 33 7
3586 I asked for a tempest in a teacup. 1.2595 0.04182 185 149 24 12
3587 I don’t mean to complain but this appears to be more than a tempest in a tea cup... 1.2595 0.03891 185 145 32 8
3588 I believe I ordered the F1 soup--not the F5. 1.2595 0.03815 185 144 34 7
3589 I hear the Munchkin soup here is to die for. 1.2595 0.04040 185 147 28 10
3590 I think I may have over-reached on the tornado soup. Would you mind if I stepped down to an EF3? 1.2595 0.03737 185 143 36 6
3591 Waiter, I ordered tournedos, not a tornado 1.2594 0.03685 212 167 35 10
3592 I had the chef whip you up something special. 1.2593 0.04066 162 126 30 6
3593 I am NOT a climate denier. I ordered the salad. 1.2593 0.03909 189 149 31 9
3594 Au contrarie, the chef IS responsible for acts of God. 1.2593 0.04119 189 152 25 12
3595 I thought you were joking when you recommended a midwestern dish called tornado aspic. 1.2593 0.03762 189 147 35 7
3596 I didn’t realize my ex-wife is your chef. 1.2593 0.04119 189 152 25 12
3597 I know it was a disaster, but was there anything wrong with it? 1.2591 0.03992 193 154 28 11
3598 there appears to be more than a fly in my soup 1.2591 0.03854 193 152 32 9
3599 There'd better not be a tempest in my teacup when it comes out. 1.2589 0.03663 197 153 37 7
3600 I ordered tournedos Rossini... 1.2588 0.04360 170 137 22 11
3601 Soup weather 1.2587 0.03944 201 161 28 12
3602 Excuse me, I ordered the Fajita Soup not the Fujita Soup. 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
3603 I have to send this back—you know the drill. 1.2586 0.04049 174 137 29 8
3604 This tornado soup is nothing like mom used to make. 1.2585 0.03766 205 162 33 10
3605 That Tabasco sauce should come with a weather warning 1.2585 0.03433 205 157 43 5
3606 I asked for tournedos with my soup. Perhaps you misunderstood. 1.2585 0.03636 205 160 37 8
3607 Is this a weather event or your house special? 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
3608 We are also being rated for special effects! 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
3609 Sit, watch the plate, please - it’s hot. 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
3610 More pepper please. 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
3611 This soup is blowing me away... 1.2582 0.03772 182 141 35 6
3612 I ordered a Hurricane. 1.2582 0.04227 182 147 23 12
3613 You're mistaken, sir. It's a turnip. 1.2582 0.04155 182 146 25 11
3614 Monsieur! I asked for a tempest in a teacup! And you bring me a cyclone in a soup bowl! And now I must reap the whirlwind?! Such a twisted logic!! 1.2582 0.04155 182 146 25 11
3615 No, I'm not from Kansas. 1.2581 0.03720 186 144 36 6
3616 You’re definitely getting 1 star on Yelp. 1.2581 0.03873 186 146 32 8
3617 Climate change is out of control. 1.2581 0.03873 186 146 32 8
3618 For dessert i’ll just have the tempest in a teapot. 1.2581 0.03947 186 147 30 9
3619 Aladdin Chowder? I thought you said Manhattan Chowder. 1.2581 0.03720 186 144 36 6
3620 All I did was blow to cool down the soup 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
3621 Is this some kind of joke? I asked for Tomato! 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
3622 No, dammit, I said I wanted a tempest in a teapot. 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
3623 The chef is experimenting with a variation on a tempest in a teapot. 1.2579 0.03819 190 149 33 8
3624 I ordered the tomato soup, not the tornado! 1.2577 0.03695 194 151 36 7
3625 Excuse me, I wanted the calm out before the storm. 1.2577 0.03695 194 151 36 7
3626 Now you understand, sir, why it's called the Judy Garland special. 1.2577 0.03837 194 153 32 9
3627 Doesn't the Rosemary Tomato Tempest come with bread? 1.2577 0.03695 194 151 36 7
3628 So! This is supposed to go with the beef tournedos? 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
3629 Perhaps a fuller bodied, more aromatic red would have been a better choice. 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
3630 No. I ordered your beef tournedos Rosssini 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
3631 Could you bring some extra napkins? 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
3632 This next dish we call 'climate change.' 1.2576 0.03918 198 158 29 11
3633 Cool. Now whip the tablecloth off.” 1.2576 0.03852 198 157 31 10
3634 May I have some napkins please? 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
3635 I ordered "tomato" soup! 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
3636 I'm sure I said "tournedos," not -- 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
3637 I believe there’s been an error. It was “tomato” soup that I ordered. 1.2573 0.04175 171 136 26 9
3638 I thought that the menu said "Lobster bisque with water sprouts". 1.2573 0.04257 171 137 24 10
3639 I order cream of fennel, not funnel soup 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
3640 Excuse me, I ordered beef tournedos! 1.2573 0.03812 206 164 31 11
3641 Sorry, your soup was too hot and I blew too hard. 1.2573 0.03749 206 163 33 10
3642 Sprout, not spout. 1.2573 0.03621 206 161 37 8
3643 Your regular guests got bored with the tempest in a teapot? 1.2573 0.03812 206 164 31 11
3644 I can only hope the president will toss me some paper towels when this dinner's natural disasters is over. 1.2573 0.03934 206 166 27 13
3645 And yes, I would like a funnel straw. 1.2573 0.03686 206 162 35 9
3646 I ordered the tournedos, not this. 1.2571 0.03822 210 168 30 12
3647 I asked for shaken not stirred! 1.2571 0.04267 175 141 23 11
3648 Well, there goes the croutons. 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
3649 I think I found Dorothy's shoes in the soup. 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
3650 Waiter! I asked for medium spicy. This soup is EF5! 1.2571 0.03511 210 163 40 7
3651 Excuse me, waiter. I ordered a Tempest in a Teapot. 1.2570 0.03889 179 140 32 7
3652 This soup's giving me wind! 1.2570 0.03889 179 140 32 7
3653 I thought I ordered TOMATO soup! 1.2570 0.04047 179 142 28 9
3654 The Hurricane Soup also comes with a warning. 1.2568 0.03673 183 141 37 5
3655 No, this is just local weather, not climate change. 1.2568 0.03833 183 143 33 7
3656 Could I have the recipe for this? 1.2568 0.04061 183 146 27 10
3657 I asked for the polar vortex with lemon. 1.2568 0.03754 183 142 35 6
3658 A little too much zest went into it. 1.2567 0.03779 187 146 34 7
3659 I asked for soup with a twist! 1.2567 0.03779 187 146 34 7
3660 I heard him say,"let my people go..." 1.2565 0.03728 191 149 35 7
3661 I know my French isn't great, but I assumed there was only one tournedos dish on the menu. 1.2565 0.03873 191 151 31 9
3662 Climate change is starting to affect everything. 1.2565 0.03801 191 150 33 8
3663 Waiter ... there is an EF-5 in my soup. 1.2565 0.03653 191 148 37 6
3664 It’s our seasonal specialty. 1.2565 0.03338 191 144 45 2
3665 I am pretty sure I requested tournedos of beef soup. This is just plain tornado. 1.2565 0.03943 191 152 29 10
3666 I asked for a tempest in a teapot, not a soupbowl! 1.2565 0.04148 191 155 23 13
3667 Yeaaaahhh...still not buying this global warming thing 1.2564 0.03749 195 153 34 8
3668 Is it climate change or global warming? 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
3669 I'm sorry. I'll bring you a spoon right away. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
3670 I had said ‘sprout’, not ‘spout’! 1.2564 0.03749 195 153 34 8
3671 You’re sure it’s organic? 1.2562 0.03718 203 160 34 9
3672 Can I have the salad instead? 1.2560 0.03670 207 163 35 9
3673 I ordered the green tornado. 1.2560 0.03796 207 165 31 11
3674 Were there really storm warnings on the menu? 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
3675 I'd prefer a spoon. 1.2560 0.04221 168 134 25 9
3676 Yes, it's our Global Warming soup. 1.2560 0.03776 168 129 35 4
3677 I know it's cold outside, but vichyssoise vortex? 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
3678 I ordered the hot pepper soup with small tornadic activity and no debris field. 1.2558 0.03900 172 134 32 6
3679 So, this is your version of tournedos? 1.2558 0.03722 172 132 36 4
3680 Yes sir the soup was made here in Kansas.How dod you know? 1.2558 0.03987 172 135 30 7
3681 A tempest in a teapot would go well with this. 1.2557 0.04089 176 140 27 9
3682 Climatologists call it the "Butterfly Effect" 1.2557 0.04009 176 139 29 8
3683 Would you rather have Eggs Tsunami? 1.2556 0.04027 180 143 28 9
3684 I guess that's why the menu called it "Soupercell." 1.2556 0.03870 180 141 32 7
3685 "We're temporarily out of teapots. 1.2556 0.03870 180 141 32 7
3686 Well, there _was_ a fly. 1.2554 0.04186 184 149 23 12
3687 A napkin, please? 1.2554 0.03655 184 142 37 5
3688 'I ordered a Hurricane and, not IN, a soup.' 1.2554 0.03736 184 143 35 6
3689 Sir, the chef wishes to inform you that due to the lack of local kale, he prepared a lovely gale bisque instead. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
3690 Tomato? I thought you said tornado! 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
3691 But Dorothy was going to pay the check. 1.2553 0.03836 188 148 32 8
3692 Excuse me, could you please take this back? I asked for the cyclone on the side. 1.2553 0.03982 188 150 28 10
3693 Would you please bring me another spoon. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
3694 I'm sure that I said tomato soup. 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
3695 How are you enjoying your Global Warming soup, sir? 1.2552 0.03855 192 152 31 9
3696 I believe I asked for no greenhouse gases in my soup. 1.2552 0.03783 192 151 33 8
3697 Tonight's Climate Change Special ? 1.2551 0.03870 196 156 30 10
3698 I'm sorry, I ordered the Category 2 Hurricane Soup 1.2551 0.03870 196 156 30 10
3699 I ordered TOMATO bisque! 1.2551 0.03732 196 154 34 8
3700 So just how spicy is this dish?? 1.2551 0.03732 196 154 34 8
3701 Well, best go fetch me another spoon then. 1.2549 0.03766 204 162 32 10
3702 It’s quite normal...It’s Kansas Spring Soup. 1.2549 0.03569 204 159 38 7
3703 I'll take it in a doggie bag please 1.2549 0.03766 204 162 32 10
3704 A spoon would have been just fine. 1.2548 0.03717 208 165 33 10
3705 I said “tureen” of soup. 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
3706 My apologies sir. I thought you ordered the TORNADO bisque. 1.2547 0.04065 161 126 29 6
3707 No, I'm pretty sure I said Minestrone. 1.2546 0.03624 216 171 35 10
3708 On second thought, cancel that pot of tea, please. 1.2545 0.03750 220 177 30 13
3709 You can't genuinely expect me to eat this without a spoon. 1.2543 0.04292 173 140 22 11
3710 Could you tell me again what was in Cyclone soup. 1.2543 0.03966 173 136 30 7
3711 If we were in a red state this soup would be a disaster. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
3712 I thought it a misprint and that I was ordering tournedos rossini. 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
3713 You expect me to eat this without lightning in a bottle? 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
3714 I said cream of tomato, not cream of tornado. 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
3715 Well sir, you asked for it stirred not shaken. 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
3716 I asked for this to come out with the entree. 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
3717 No, sir, I ordered the creamy potato, not the creamy tornado! 1.2543 0.03966 173 136 30 7
3718 You could have given me a weather report before I ordered the soup of the day. 1.2542 0.04068 177 141 27 9
3719 Exceptional rotini today. 1.2542 0.03989 177 140 29 8
3720 I might need a straw. 1.2542 0.03824 177 138 33 6
3721 This next dish will really knock you out of your seat. 1.2541 0.03688 181 140 36 5
3722 I ordered volcano. Not tornado. 1.2541 0.03851 181 142 32 7
3723 No it's not spicy. 1.2541 0.03851 181 142 32 7
3724 I ordered clam chowder New England style, not Alabama! 1.2541 0.03930 181 143 30 8
3725 I asked for the temperature to be lowered, not the air pressure. 1.2541 0.04007 181 144 28 9
3726 Yes, it did start in the kitchen, but the chef's hand-picked scientist argues that it was not man-made. 1.2541 0.03930 181 143 30 8
3727 Waiter there’s an elephant drinking my soup. 1.2541 0.03873 185 146 31 8
3728 Yelp wasn't kidding when they said dining here is a whirlwind experience! 1.2541 0.03718 185 144 35 6
3729 Is it too late to put a stop on the Texas Style ribs? 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
3730 It's sort of a funnel cake soup. 1.2541 0.03796 185 145 33 7
3731 Excuse me—I ordered the TOMATO. 1.2541 0.04022 185 148 27 10
3732 I looked at the soup of the day without checking the hourly forecast. 1.2541 0.03948 185 147 29 9
3733 Bisque with a twist is the Chef's special. 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
3734 Would you bring me a spoon, please? 1.2540 0.04238 189 155 20 14
3735 Sorry, sir, but we ran out of tournedos. 1.2540 0.03819 189 149 32 8
3736 Excuse me, waiter! There's a fly-...ing cow in my soup. 1.2540 0.03963 189 151 28 10
3737 I clearly said to-MATO bisque. 1.2540 0.03819 189 149 32 8
3738 Chefs special this evening is consommé of beef tournedos ... and our chef is renowned for his enthusiasm. 1.2540 0.03892 189 150 30 9
3739 This soup is much too hot for the air around it. 1.2539 0.03837 193 153 31 9
3740 I distinctly said I want TOMATO soup. 1.2539 0.03907 193 154 29 10
3741 I've never seen such wonton disregard for customer safety. 1.2539 0.03766 193 152 33 8
3742 Tell the chef his global warming soup needs salt. 1.2539 0.03766 193 152 33 8
3743 My compliments to Chef Eddy. 1.2539 0.04109 193 157 23 13
3744 Is this kinda like last week’s “Tempest in a Teapot”? 1.2538 0.03574 197 153 38 6
3745 You said the soup tonight was to-ma-to, correct? 1.2538 0.03853 197 157 30 10
3746 You mis-heard... I ordered beef tournedos. 1.2537 0.03929 201 162 27 12
3747 Yes,we download all our meals now. 1.2537 0.03800 201 160 31 10
3748 Sir, this is our spin on the joke about the fly in your soup! 1.2537 0.03620 205 161 36 8
3749 Ah, the consommé of my Kansas childhood! 1.2537 0.03486 205 159 40 6
3750 You said "Kansas Special Soup", but that's a bit much. 1.2537 0.03750 205 163 32 10
3751 It’s Potato Tornado soup—deconstructed, of course 1.2536 0.03376 209 161 43 5
3752 It's called Tornado and Red Pepper soup, on the west coast it's Cyclone Chowder. 1.2536 0.03444 209 162 41 6
3753 Somebody up there likes it. 1.2536 0.03444 209 162 41 6
3754 It levels the palette." 1.2535 0.03468 213 166 40 7
3755 I ordered Tomato. 1.2535 0.03715 213 170 32 11
3756 I’ve never seen tournedos of beef prepared this way. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
3757 You say tornado and I say soupnami. 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
3758 Forget about the fly, what's this tornado doing in my soup? 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
3759 The Chef says there are no substitutes! 1.2531 0.04318 162 130 23 9
3760 I don't mean to start a tempest in a teacup but what is this? 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
3761 Waiter, what's this F-4 doing in my soup? 1.2529 0.03861 174 136 32 6
3762 Where does the chef source his tornadoes out of season? 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
3763 Tell your chef I’m not waiting for it to become a Category 5! 1.2529 0.03685 174 134 36 4
3764 I said the tournadoes of BEEF! 1.2528 0.03969 178 141 29 8
3765 Sorry; I asked for the tomato. 1.2528 0.04350 178 146 19 13
3766 I would like to compose my will first. 1.2528 0.03805 178 139 33 6
3767 Waiter, there are flies in my soup. 1.2528 0.04126 178 143 25 10
3768 Some light snow would have been more seasonal. 1.2528 0.04048 178 142 27 9
3769 Oh, I thought the carrot would be puréed. 1.2527 0.03987 182 145 28 9
3770 Excuse me, the soup is too salty. 1.2527 0.04137 182 147 24 11
3771 Pardon me sir, there appears to be a tornado in my soup! 1.2527 0.03910 182 144 30 8
3772 You’re not familiar with molecular-climate-gastronomy? 1.2527 0.03929 186 148 29 9
3773 Quick, get me some crackers. 1.2527 0.03778 186 146 33 7
3774 What's the next course, a tempest in a teapot? 1.2527 0.03778 186 146 33 7
3775 No, no, it's my fault... I should have checked the weather report. But could I get a spoon? 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
3776 I can get a box, right? 1.2527 0.03855 186 147 31 8
3777 Sorry. I meant the soup of the day without the forecast. 1.2527 0.04002 186 149 27 10
3778 I ordered the Tomato soup! 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
3779 When you mentioned the soup of the day I was sure you meant tomato! 1.2527 0.03701 186 145 35 6
3780 Not "tornado soup". Tomato. 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
3781 I ordered an F4 1.2526 0.03727 190 149 34 7
3782 Did you not read what the asterisk meant? 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
3783 And the monsoon meatloaf for my entree. 1.2526 0.04015 190 153 26 11
3784 This is Auntie Em’s special soup? 1.2526 0.03801 190 150 32 8
3785 I think the cook thought I said Nor' Easter chowder 1.2526 0.03651 190 148 36 6
3786 It’s our Kansas Special Soup. Enjoy it slowly or you will be sucked into Oz. 1.2526 0.03529 194 150 39 5
3787 What is this?? Are you trying to Poseidon me?? 1.2525 0.03699 198 156 34 8
3788 What difference does it make that I'm not in Kansas? Will you please bring me a blasted soup spoon? 1.2525 0.03699 198 156 34 8
3789 Are you really, really, sure this isn't the extra-spicy chili? 1.2525 0.03651 202 159 35 8
3790 Would you like some freshly ground pepper? 1.2524 0.03859 206 166 28 12
3791 Waiter, there's been a mistake. I asked for Tomato soup. 1.2523 0.03475 218 171 39 8
3792 And could you please bring me a tempest in a teapot... 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
3793 I can't wait to see what else is part of the Surf & Turf prix fixe. 1.2515 0.03727 163 125 35 3
3794 I asked for the EF4 chili, and this is a 2 at best. 1.2515 0.03866 167 130 32 5
3795 I didn't order from the fusion menu. 1.2515 0.04237 171 138 23 10
3796 Pardon me, but there's a tempest in my tomato bisque. 1.2514 0.03926 175 138 30 7
3797 Yes, perhaps the Chef's "deconstructed surprise" should have been better explained! 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
3798 When even the Weather Channel recommends the spicy gazpacho, well, I had to see for myself. 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
3799 Don't worry. The weather service says it's only an F-1. 1.2514 0.03617 179 138 37 4
3800 I prefer to cool it off myself 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
3801 The menu clearly said Tempest in a Teapot. 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
3802 Excuse me waiter, I ordered TOMATO soup! 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
3803 Another spoon, please. 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
3804 My compliments to the chef. 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
3805 Now, let’s not get carried away with it. 1.2514 0.03484 183 140 40 3
3806 I think the chef got a little carried away with this one. 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
3807 Waiter, I distinctly said the "Tournedos" of beef. 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
3808 So now chef's gone beyond molecular gastronomy to meteorological gastronomy? 1.2514 0.03814 183 144 32 7
3809 Our reputation for this soup is circulating. 1.2514 0.03734 183 143 34 6
3810 But I ordered AUSTRALIAN tournedos soup! This is spinning counterclockwise!" Bob Dalton, Fredericksburg, VA 1.2513 0.03983 187 150 27 10
3811 My regards to the chef. 1.2513 0.03836 187 148 31 8
3812 I don't think I'll need the hot sauce, thank you. 1.2513 0.03836 187 148 31 8
3813 I asked for tournedos of beef not a tornado! 1.2513 0.04055 187 151 25 11
3814 I’m sorry sir but I am quite sure that you ordered the beef “tornadoes”, not tournedos. 1.2513 0.03983 187 150 27 10
3815 Oh, you said tomato? 1.2513 0.03761 187 147 33 7
3816 I'm not so sure about this Kansas Cleanse Diet, but I'll give it a go! 1.2513 0.03683 187 146 35 6
3817 I said a LITTLE spicy. 1.2513 0.03783 191 151 32 8
3818 More like Soup Du Journado! 1.2513 0.03558 191 148 38 5
3819 I specifically asked for no higher than F3... 1.2513 0.03783 191 151 32 8
3820 I said hold the flying debris. 1.2513 0.03783 191 151 32 8
3821 Will this give me indigestion? 1.2513 0.03660 195 153 35 7
3822 Vortex of flavour” is a great culinary concept but you have to figure out how to keep it in the bowl 1.2513 0.03802 195 155 31 9
3823 Unfortunately, the manna from heaven soup doesn't come with bread. 1.2513 0.03939 195 157 27 11
3824 I think there's been some confusion. I ordered TO-MA-TO soup. 1.2513 0.03802 195 155 31 9
3825 Given the 'Steam Devil' soup, would you ask the chef not to 'Butterfly' my shrimp? 1.2513 0.04071 195 159 23 13
3826 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT SOUP WITH A FORK!? 1.2513 0.03513 195 151 39 5
3827 Sorry, sir. Just let it drink. 1.2513 0.03802 195 155 31 9
3828 I asked for the tomato soup, not the tornado soup. 1.2513 0.03751 199 158 32 9
3829 I didn't want the hot, hot sauce. I wanted the mild, hot sauce. 1.2512 0.03654 207 164 34 9
3830 Do you have anything made at a lower setting on the blender? 1.2512 0.03388 207 160 42 5
3831 NOW do you believe man made the soup warmer? 1.2512 0.03589 207 163 36 8
3832 Waiter, there's a water spout in my soup. 1.2512 0.03481 211 165 39 7
3833 Pardon me. I ordered the funnel cake not the table side twister. 1.2512 0.03670 211 168 33 10
3834 Looks to me like a tempest in a soup bowl. 1.2512 0.03800 215 174 28 13
3835 HOW much hot sauce was added? 1.2511 0.03274 219 169 45 5
3836 Our chef likes to be creative. There is no spoon. You inhale. 1.2500 0.03801 200 160 30 10
3837 The chef calls it "Climate Change Bisque" 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
3838 Although this is extremely 'presentation forward', I'm afraid I ordered the 'tournedos'. 1.2500 0.03644 196 154 35 7
3839 But I ordered the _beef_ tornadoes. 1.2500 0.03795 184 145 32 7
3840 It reflects the Chef's temper. 1.2500 0.03685 180 140 35 5
3841 Cream of tornado. 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
3842 The * on the menu clearly said to order the soupnado at your own risk. 1.2500 0.03716 184 144 34 6
3843 TOMATO vegetable! 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
3844 Apologies from the Chef, Monsieur, he did his best to substitute for the Tournedos Rossini. 1.2500 0.03929 180 143 29 8
3845 I'm sorry, I ordered the 'storm in a tea-cup'... 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
3846 Yes, we're having a problem . . .it won't stay in the teapot . . . 1.2500 0.04069 176 141 26 9
3847 Well done. 1.2500 0.03965 172 136 29 7
3848 But monsieur requested ze Prairie State Soup. 1.2500 0.03686 204 162 33 9
3849 It's our seasonal puree soup. 1.2500 0.03892 188 150 29 9
3850 I'm sorry, sir. We ran out of teapots. 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
3851 On second thought, I think I'll take a straw after all. 1.2500 0.04069 176 141 26 9
3852 Yes, you did ask for tornado soup. 1.2500 0.04215 172 139 23 10
3853 Too much pepper 1.2500 0.03766 192 152 32 8
3854 I asked for a “twist of pepper,” not for a “twister,” Pepper! 1.2500 0.03825 208 168 28 12
3855 The soup of the day is tournedos of beef. 1.2500 0.03692 192 151 34 7
3856 Should I be expecting a genie to come out and grant me three wishes? 1.2500 0.03464 192 148 40 4
3857 Tell the chef I can't believe it's that easy to confuse a pinch of salt with a pillar of salt. 1.2500 0.03892 188 150 29 9
3858 Excuse me, I ordered the F-5 chili. 1.2500 0.04045 192 156 24 12
3859 I wanted the tempest in a teapot! 1.2500 0.04023 184 148 26 10
3860 Funnel cake C A K E.. not funnel cloud. 1.2500 0.03666 200 158 34 8
3861 I'd duck and cover ...but I thought that was the second course! 1.2500 0.04023 184 148 26 10
3862 Bit fucked up, eh? 1.2500 0.04116 196 161 21 14
3863 There's a cow in my soup ! 1.2500 0.03768 180 141 33 6
3864 You say tornado but I said tournedos. 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
3865 This one is always brought back into the rotation come springtime. 1.2500 0.03468 184 141 40 3
3866 I ordered the cloudburst. 1.2500 0.03736 176 137 34 5
3867 I ordered the Tempest in a Teacup. What do you call this? 1.2500 0.04200 168 135 24 9
3868 I thought the tournedo special was made with beef... 1.2500 0.04091 164 130 27 7
3869 When I ordered carrot soup, I assumed it would be grated 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
3870 You fool. I ordered the number five, not an F5! 1.2500 0.03716 184 144 34 6
3871 I distinctly remember ordering TOMATO bisque. 1.2500 0.03401 212 165 41 6
3872 I'd like to change my Fires of Hell chili and Whiteout Blizzard dessert orders. 1.2500 0.03929 180 143 29 8
3873 We were out of funnel cake so............. 1.2500 0.03553 184 142 38 4
3874 I asked for the house soup without the global warming! 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
3875 This IS a new twist on extra spicy! 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
3876 I'd hate to see what's on the BLT! 1.2500 0.03685 180 140 35 5
3877 We call it Climate Change Soup 1.2500 0.03785 196 156 31 9
3878 I distinctly asked for to-ma-to soup. 1.2500 0.03666 200 158 34 8
3879 tell the chef they added too much vinegar to the baking soda 1.2500 0.04091 164 130 27 7
3880 My apologies sir, We're presently out of tea pots. 1.2500 0.03619 204 161 35 8
3881 I’ve heard of a tempest in a teapot, but a cyclone in your soup? Ridiculous! 1.2500 0.03508 208 163 38 7
3882 Waiter, it seems my silverware has been arranged incorrectly. 1.2500 0.04295 172 140 21 11
3883 "Well, I thought I ordered the 'tournedos,' and... look, I'll just have the T-bone. 1.2500 0.03764 208 167 30 11
3884 I asked for coriander, not coriolis 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
3885 I guess that took care of the fly, sir. 1.2500 0.03702 208 166 32 10
3886 May I have the regular French onion, please. 1.2500 0.03666 188 147 35 6
3887 Sir? I’d like to order a national emergency. 1.2500 0.03644 196 154 35 7
3888 No, Fulton, er, Felton, I ordered cream of fennel. 1.2500 0.04084 180 145 25 10
3889 And you think calling it an Alabama winter with a twist is a good idea? 1.2500 0.03666 188 147 35 6
3890 I asked for the “We are no longer in New York” soup, not the “We are no longer in Kansas” soup 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
3891 I'm sorry, but I ordered tournedos of beef soup. 1.2488 0.03321 213 165 43 5
3892 You did order the swirl of sour cream, sir? 1.2488 0.03686 209 167 32 10
3893 Is it hot? 1.2488 0.03734 205 164 31 10
3894 Actually Sir, it was a recipe sent by Kim Jong-Un. 1.2488 0.03670 205 163 33 9
3895 Ah, you get three free dishes, sir. 1.2488 0.03399 205 159 41 5
3896 I don't care if his specialty is tornado soup, I ordered tournedos beef. 1.2488 0.03718 201 160 32 9
3897 But this is a soup bowl not a teapot. 1.2487 0.03768 197 157 31 9
3898 Chef says it's not available in trailerparks! 1.2487 0.03698 197 156 33 8
3899 I love the beef tournedos Rossini, but the Madeira sauce won't stay on the plate. 1.2487 0.03628 197 155 35 7
3900 I said, "with scattered showers". 1.2487 0.03768 197 157 31 9
3901 I was willing to over look the storm in the teacup but this is getting ridiculous! 1.2487 0.03958 193 156 26 11
3902 Too much Tabasco creates its own weather sometimes. 1.2487 0.03820 193 154 30 9
3903 Waiter, what's that tornado doing in my soup? I believe, sir, it is rotating upward at about 175 miles per hour. 1.2487 0.04026 193 157 24 12
3904 I ordered Tournedos Rossini, not Tornado soup! 1.2487 0.03601 193 151 36 6
3905 I can perfectly understand your mistake, George, but I am certain I ordered tournedos. No need to take it back, though, I am positively starving. 1.2487 0.03820 193 154 30 9
3906 So fresh and seasonal. 1.2487 0.03326 189 144 43 2
3907 I should have given your soup of the day a whorl. 1.2487 0.03873 189 151 29 9
3908 I ordered minestrone,not mini-cyclone. 1.2487 0.03649 189 148 35 6
3909 Your Kansas Chili just sent my iPhone to Oz. 1.2487 0.04016 189 153 25 11
3910 You did order our plat du jour, soup with tournedos. 1.2487 0.03725 189 149 33 7
3911 The chef refuses to believe it´s underseasoned. 1.2487 0.03800 189 150 31 8
3912 Will I be getting free refills? 1.2487 0.03491 189 146 39 4
3913 The soup is fine, but I ordered the bread bowl. 1.2487 0.03649 189 148 35 6
3914 this is an E5 soup when i ordered the E2 1.2486 0.04076 185 150 24 11
3915 I asked for this to be served in a teacup 1.2486 0.04004 185 149 26 10
3916 Is it too salty sir? 1.2486 0.03618 185 144 36 5
3917 All I asked for was a spoon to stir the soup. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
3918 We call it our "we're not in Kansas anymore" soup. 1.2486 0.03667 181 141 35 5
3919 I said I wanted soup because I was under the weather; not that I wanted my soup under the weather! Peter Giessner, Peapack NJ 1.2486 0.03988 181 145 27 9
3920 Waiter, there's a soup in my tornado. 1.2486 0.03831 181 143 31 7
3921 The bouillabaisse and vichyssoise mélange seems to have spawned a meteorological phenomenon. 1.2486 0.04139 181 147 23 11
3922 I think you misheard me... I ordered the tomato soup not the tornato soup. 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
3923 Are you quite sure the soup is vegan? 1.2486 0.03718 177 138 34 5
3924 Waiter, there seems to be a mistake here. I ordered the tournedos! 1.2486 0.04049 177 142 26 9
3925 I thought you said it was tomato soup. 1.2486 0.03771 173 135 33 5
3926 Clark Kent blows on his soup. 1.2486 0.03945 173 137 29 7
3927 You expect me to eat this with a fork?!? 1.2485 0.03826 169 132 32 5
3928 And how does one customarily eat Touchdown Soup? 1.2485 0.03826 169 132 32 5
3929 I'm sorry, I just didn't really get it when you specified Midwest Minestrone. 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
3930 Excuse me, could you turn down the air conditioning a bit? 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
3931 I’m certain that I asked for tomato soup. 1.2485 0.04069 165 131 27 7
3932 I'll skip dessert. 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
3933 Might we also interest you in our Tempest in a Teapot? 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
3934 I'd like to know how I'm to eat this without a spoon 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
3935 At least it's not a fly, right? 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
3936 I asked for steak tournedos. 1.2476 0.03670 210 168 32 10
3937 What if I liked the old pepper mill? 1.2476 0.03314 206 159 43 4
3938 On second thought, I’m going to have to pass on today’s special. 1.2476 0.03522 206 162 37 7
3939 I'm certain I ordered the tournedos of beef. 1.2475 0.03701 202 161 32 9
3940 Can I get some ketchup? 1.2475 0.03496 202 158 38 6
3941 I like this new Marvel cuisine but the special effects are a bit much. 1.2475 0.03496 202 158 38 6
3942 Can you speak to the chef, this meal is all over the place. 1.2475 0.03634 202 160 34 8
3943 Does all the corn for your chowder come from Kansas? 1.2475 0.03496 202 158 38 6
3944 I said I wanted 'spicy'...but this is only an F1! 1.2475 0.03818 198 159 29 10
3945 I thought you said the soup was made with tournedos. 1.2475 0.03540 198 155 37 6
3946 I ordered gazpacho without the climate change. 1.2475 0.03467 198 154 39 5
3947 Oh, I thought you said the special was TOMATO bisque 1.2475 0.03885 198 160 27 11
3948 Oh, I thought the beef stew had tournedos. 1.2475 0.03818 198 159 29 10
3949 Waiter, there's a dizzy fly in my soup! 1.2474 0.03802 194 155 30 9
3950 Tell the chef there's something wrong here - his cyclone is whirling counterclockwise when it's meant to whirl clockwise. 1.2474 0.03731 194 154 32 8
3951 "Tempest in a Tureen," you say? 1.2474 0.03510 194 151 38 5
3952 Pardon me, but I ordered the *tomato* soup. 1.2474 0.03585 194 152 36 6
3953 the chef 's trying to land his own cooking show 1.2474 0.03708 190 150 33 7
3954 Before global warming it was Just a Little Downpour soup. 1.2474 0.03555 190 148 37 5
3955 This is not the classic presentation of beef tournedos. 1.2474 0.03927 190 153 27 10
3956 I think I stirred it too hard. 1.2474 0.03782 190 151 31 8
3957 I ordered the TOMATO, not the tornado soup. Kindly tell the chef that global warming is not an excuse. 1.2474 0.03997 190 154 25 11
3958 Are you having climate change in the kitchen? 1.2473 0.03601 186 145 36 5
3959 I thought you were kidding when you said this is soup for the gods. 1.2473 0.03836 186 148 30 8
3960 Tournedos? There was no spelling error, Sir. You ordered the Tornadoes of Beef. 1.2473 0.03836 186 148 30 8
3961 On second thought, let's just stick with the standard version. 1.2473 0.03759 186 147 32 7
3962 Your pepper mill drone really sucks! 1.2473 0.03681 186 146 34 6
3963 Can I get some salt? 1.2473 0.03681 186 146 34 6
3964 More pepper, sir? 1.2473 0.03759 186 147 32 7
3965 Sir, how is your cyclone soup? 1.2473 0.03649 182 142 35 5
3966 I ordered a ‘Dark and Stormy” with my soup,, Not In it! 1.2473 0.04044 182 147 25 10
3967 I said “ a light twist of pepper” waiter! 1.2473 0.03732 182 143 33 6
3968 Tornado Surprise? I ordered the Tomato Surprise. 1.2473 0.03968 182 146 27 9
3969 You must have misheard me, I ordered Cream of POTATO! 1.2473 0.03732 182 143 33 6
3970 Not the tornado of beef I was anticipating. 1.2473 0.03732 182 143 33 6
3971 I ordered it mid rare not midwest! 1.2473 0.04044 182 147 25 10
3972 You will find the blend of spices to be uplifting. 1.2472 0.03867 178 141 30 7
3973 This isn't a tempest in a teacup, it's a tornado in a tomato bisque. 1.2472 0.04028 178 143 26 9
3974 Did you say that your food was locally sourced? 1.2472 0.03613 178 138 36 4
3975 What happens at the soup/stomach interface if I might ask?​ 1.2472 0.03784 178 140 32 6
3976 Extra *fennel*. 1.2472 0.03784 178 140 32 6
3977 I ordered this soup to go. 1.2471 0.03925 174 138 29 7
3978 I'm pretty sure i said "tournedos"... not tornado ! 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
3979 I don't remember ordering the Global Warming special. 1.2471 0.03806 170 133 32 5
3980 I'm sure Zagat did rave about the chef's soup-bowl cyclone. However, the fact remains, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
3981 I asked for water sprout soup—not waterspout. 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
3982 I believe I ordered my tempest in a tea pot. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
3983 A little less spicy, please. 1.2469 0.03922 162 127 30 5
3984 Oh! Tomato soup; I’m terribly sorry, I thought you ordered our house specialty Tornado soup. 1.2469 0.03260 239 188 43 8
3985 I want my money back. There was no tornado warning on the menu. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
3986 \Waiter, I said TOMATO soup. 1.2465 0.03786 215 175 27 13
3987 Climate change soup? 1.2464 0.03573 207 164 35 8
3988 Sorry, sir, but we’ve run out of tea pots. 1.2464 0.03507 207 163 37 7
3989 Fresh Tornado Soup, sir. Enjoy. 1.2464 0.03638 207 165 33 9
3990 I didn't know that this is what "zesty twist" meant on the menu. 1.2464 0.03638 207 165 33 9
3991 It is considered to be the chef’s pièce de air résistance. 1.2464 0.03507 207 163 37 7
3992 This is clearly not the TOMATO soup I ordered. 1.2463 0.03751 203 163 30 10
3993 What's the second course? 1.2463 0.03481 203 159 38 6
3994 You sure this is french? 1.2463 0.03685 203 162 32 9
3995 More beef less tornado please. 1.2462 0.03801 199 160 29 10
3996 I'm feeling a little under-the-weather. 1.2462 0.03377 199 154 41 4
3997 I’m sorry, sir, I’m a bit hard of hearing. I thought you ordered TORNADO soup. I’ll be back with your TOMATO soup right away. 1.2462 0.03801 199 160 29 10
3998 Waiter! What's this twister doing in my soup? And don't tell me it's doing the backstroke, it's going counter-clockwise, I'm up on all your Groucho Marx smart-alecky repartee. 1.2462 0.03642 195 154 34 7
3999 On second thought, I'll skip the hurricane pie. 1.2462 0.03714 195 155 32 8
4000 No extra charge, sir 1.2462 0.03714 195 155 32 8
4001 Pepper? No thanks. 1.2462 0.03785 195 156 30 9
4002 Oh, and I'll also have Tempest in a teapot. 1.2462 0.03714 195 155 32 8
4003 This will probably take a long time to cool. 1.2461 0.03538 191 149 37 5
4004 Where is the new chef from? 1.2461 0.03460 191 148 39 4
4005 Tomato, Tomoto, Tornado, let's call the whole thing off! 1.2461 0.03538 191 149 37 5
4006 You should have ordered it shaken, not stirred. 1.2460 0.03741 187 148 32 7
4007 Excuse me, but I orders the Tournedos Of Beef 1.2460 0.03664 187 147 34 6
4008 It has that Je Ne Sais Quoi. 1.2460 0.03584 187 146 36 5
4009 But I ordered a storm in a tea cup. 1.2460 0.04108 187 153 22 12
4010 How was I supposed to know twister soup wasn’t a metaphor? 1.2460 0.03817 187 149 30 8
4011 But I ordered a Storm in a Tea-cup not Tornado in a Soup-bowl 1.2459 0.03794 183 145 31 7
4012 I thought you said this Merlot paired nicely with the climate change? 1.2459 0.03714 183 144 33 6
4013 Well, that certainly doesn’t look like the backstroke. 1.2459 0.03949 183 147 27 9
4014 Yes, this is the 'Auntie Em' soup you ordered" 1.2459 0.03714 183 144 33 6
4015 Excuse me, I believe I ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
4016 10% off? In about 2 seconds this should be free. 1.2458 0.04008 179 144 26 9
4017 For your second course Sir, may I recommend the Tempest in a Teapot? 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
4018 No, I'm sure I said 'creme of tomato'. 1.2458 0.04086 179 145 24 10
4019 Waiter, I ordered the tornado on the side! 1.2458 0.04236 179 147 20 12
4020 You said Tomato Bisque, not Tornado Bisque 1.2458 0.03766 179 141 32 6
4021 I'm sorry...I ordered the Tournedo special! 1.2457 0.03553 175 135 37 3
4022 If I only had a spoon 1.2457 0.04228 175 143 21 11
4023 How we doin’ on breadsticks over here? 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
4024 Waiter, there's a climate-denying fly in my soup! 1.2457 0.04070 175 141 25 9
4025 Will my entree follow the Yellow Brick Road? 1.2456 0.04134 171 138 24 9
4026 It's eating my soup. 1.2456 0.04217 171 139 22 10
4027 I asked for no tornado in my soup, Ralph! 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
4028 I ordered the category 5 soup, this is only a 3. 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
4029 "I ordered beef tournedos. 1.2453 0.03639 212 170 32 10
4030 This is definitely not what we eat in Kansas. 1.2452 0.04327 155 125 22 8
4031 And one Hurricane, please. 1.2451 0.03395 204 159 40 5
4032 I ordered the tournedos of beef, not the tornado soup. 1.2451 0.03466 204 160 38 6
4033 Please explain to me how to eat the soup de jour. 1.2450 0.03509 200 157 37 6
4034 3 on Zagat's scale. 1 on Fujita. 1.2450 0.03362 200 155 41 4
4035 It splits the peas much quicker. 1.2450 0.03509 200 157 37 6
4036 Tornado Alley has some of the best soups in the country. 1.2449 0.03626 196 155 34 7
4037 It's our new probiotic soup, sir. Very good for your bowels! 1.2448 0.03674 192 152 33 7
4038 Trust me, our tomato soup will blow you away. 1.2448 0.03890 192 155 27 10
4039 So this is how they add spice in Kansas? 1.2448 0.03444 192 149 39 4
4040 A parsnip … really? 1.2447 0.03724 188 149 32 7
4041 The soup comes with a side of trailer park - you just can't see it anymore. 1.2447 0.03873 188 151 28 9
4042 Of course I've heard of a tempest in a teapot but, a bluster in a bowl? 1.2447 0.03646 188 148 34 6
4043 I though I was ordering the Beef Tournedos?!?!? 1.2446 0.03853 184 147 29 8
4044 No, I actually ordered the "Tournedos Rossini". 1.2446 0.03930 184 148 27 9
4045 Excuse me, but when do we get to the yellow brick road? 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
4046 Sorry, but I'm a climate change denier. 1.2446 0.03775 184 146 31 7
4047 How is everything? 1.2446 0.03853 184 147 29 8
4048 Global warming is ruining everything. 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
4049 You can skip the tempest in a teapot then. 1.2446 0.03696 184 145 33 6
4050 It's our climate change clam chowder. 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
4051 ...Thank you, and just one more thing, I would suggest that Chef throttle back the Vitamix... 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
4052 But I ordered tournedos of beef, not soup 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
4053 I ordered the landspout. 1.2444 0.03664 180 141 34 5
4054 The special today is a soup that will transport you out of Kansas. 1.2444 0.03578 180 140 36 4
4055 Have you run out of flies? 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
4056 The chef suggests a nice white tourbillon 1.2443 0.03968 176 141 27 8
4057 I don't think this soup is getting cold evenly. 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
4058 I distinctly ordered tournedos of beef! 1.2443 0.03714 176 138 33 5
4059 We used to serve it in a teapot, but it was no big deal. 1.2442 0.03857 172 136 30 6
4060 Welcome to Kansas 1.2442 0.04113 172 139 24 9
4061 Too much carrot 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
4062 Global Warming soup is difficult to swallow. 1.2441 0.03744 213 173 28 12
4063 No, I asked for the mild salsa. 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
4064 I’m afraid you have reached your spoon allotment, sirI 1.2440 0.03793 209 170 27 12
4065 Based on your Yelp reviews, I was expecting at least an EF 3. 1.2440 0.03477 209 165 37 7
4066 Waiter, what's this hurricane doing in my soup? 1.2440 0.03607 209 167 33 9
4067 Excuse me Waiter, I think there's a twister in my soup. 1.2439 0.03880 164 129 30 5
4068 It's too spicy. 1.2439 0.03718 205 165 30 10
4069 This is the last time I eat at Chez Dyson 1.2439 0.03520 205 162 36 7
4070 Are you sure my micro-climate was locally sourced? It feels more like a typhoon than a hurricane. 1.2439 0.04248 164 133 22 9
4071 It's self cooling! 1.2437 0.03681 197 157 32 8
4072 I suppose climate change is real after all. 1.2437 0.03681 197 157 32 8
4073 I am afraid you didn't hear me. I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.2437 0.03750 197 158 30 9
4074 The Gods are hungry, Sir. 1.2437 0.03463 197 154 38 5
4075 No, I'm quite finished. 1.2437 0.03819 197 159 28 10
4076 Oh! Fujita! I thought I ordered the Fajita soup! 1.2437 0.03819 197 159 28 10
4077 Tornado..lini soup de jour sir... with a twist 1.2435 0.03657 193 153 33 7
4078 I said TOMATO sauce. 1.2435 0.03657 193 153 33 7
4079 Chef’s nod to Tornado Season Sir 1.2435 0.03872 193 156 27 10
4080 But I ordered the tournedos starter. 1.2435 0.03802 193 155 29 9
4081 Can they take the funnel out of it? 1.2435 0.03657 193 153 33 7
4082 I clearly said, "Soup and tournedos." 1.2435 0.03730 193 154 31 8
4083 I asked for my order, not chaos. 1.2435 0.03657 193 153 33 7
4084 You should see the tempest going on in the teapot. 1.2435 0.03506 193 151 37 5
4085 Is this a Nor'Easter or a Pineapple Express? 1.2435 0.03730 193 154 31 8
4086 Waiter, I believe I actually ordered the Beef Tournedos. 1.2435 0.03657 193 153 33 7
4087 Sir, you did order soup to go! 1.2434 0.03629 189 149 34 6
4088 Perhaps the chef should prepare the soup a bit farther away from the Beef Tournedos? 1.2434 0.03551 189 148 36 5
4089 You said the soup was divine, but I wasn’t expecting the finger of God! 1.2434 0.03781 189 151 30 8
4090 I said I wanted "Tomato" soup.... 1.2434 0.03998 189 154 24 11
4091 Waiter, there is a flying witch in my tornado soup. 1.2434 0.03706 189 150 32 7
4092 You may have stirred your soup a little too vigorously. 1.2434 0.03855 189 152 28 9
4093 Interesting presentation but how do I eat it? 1.2434 0.03706 189 150 32 7
4094 I ordered the soup shaken, not stirred. 1.2432 0.03835 185 148 29 8
4095 What's this tornado doing in my soup "? " The twist sir" 1.2432 0.03835 185 148 29 8
4096 Yes, well, the potato is leaking. 1.2432 0.03835 185 148 29 8
4097 Could I get some polar with this vortex? 1.2432 0.03678 185 146 33 6
4098 Oh, you really did mean storm-to-table dining! I thought it was a typo... 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
4099 'If you survive your meal it's free! 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
4100 Free with the Polar Vortex Prix Fixe! 1.2432 0.03404 222 176 38 8
4101 I specifically said “Dorothy-free” 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
4102 I love the metaphor, but how does it taste? 1.2431 0.03646 181 142 34 5
4103 Waiter there is too much turbinado in my butternut soup. 1.2431 0.03890 181 145 28 8
4104 I must have the recipe. 1.2430 0.03357 214 168 40 6
4105 Sir, I apologize. We are fresh out of Tempest in a Teapot! 1.2429 0.04107 177 144 23 10
4106 I was okay with the concept of molecular gastronomy. But atmospheric gastronomy is a bridge too far. 1.2429 0.04028 177 143 25 9
4107 We call it Tomato Tornado. I recommend it over the sauerkraut tsunami. 1.2429 0.03696 177 139 33 5
4108 Did I say tomato? I meant tornado soup. 1.2429 0.03782 177 140 31 6
4109 On second thought, make it a straw. 1.2429 0.03608 177 138 35 4
4110 Doesn't this come with a side salad? 1.2429 0.03696 177 139 33 5
4111 You have an unusual way of mixing the greens. 1.2428 0.03748 173 136 32 5
4112 Don't you have any less drastic way of cooling the soup? 1.2428 0.03837 173 137 30 6
4113 Sorry, but I ordered tournedos of BEEF 1.2428 0.03748 173 136 32 5
4114 The new spin on the minestrone is a bit much. 1.2427 0.03436 206 162 38 6
4115 Really, I specifically said, "NO Twister" 1.2427 0.03702 206 166 30 10
4116 You ordered the twister, what did you expect? 1.2426 0.03803 169 133 31 5
4117 This is Helen Hunt's favorite dish 1.2426 0.03478 202 159 37 6
4118 Storm in a teacup was before climate change... 1.2426 0.03617 202 161 33 8
4119 I ORDERED beef Tournados not whatever you call THIS disaster! 1.2424 0.03801 198 160 28 10
4120 More evidence of global warming. 1.2424 0.03521 198 156 36 6
4121 The 'climate denier' soup seems to be forgetting it's place. 1.2424 0.03934 198 162 24 12
4122 I ordered it with a tomato,not a tornado. 1.2423 0.03566 194 153 35 6
4123 Would you like to try our Tsunami Salad next? 1.2423 0.03713 194 155 31 8
4124 Will there be anything else, sir? 1.2421 0.03689 190 151 32 7
4125 I distinctly asked for a tomato, not a tornado. 1.2421 0.03689 190 151 32 7
4126 Sir, the chef has prepared your order for "tournedos." 1.2421 0.03689 190 151 32 7
4127 I’ve never had tournedos de boeuf served quite this way. 1.2421 0.03764 190 152 30 8
4128 The restaurant's atmosphere seems a little unstable. 1.2421 0.03455 190 148 38 4
4129 I actually ordered a storm in a teacup 1.2419 0.03816 186 149 29 8
4130 I assumed that the tortilla soup was misspelled on your menu. It isn't. 1.2419 0.03661 186 147 33 6
4131 I ordered the Yellow Brick Road Special! 1.2419 0.03892 186 150 27 9
4132 Now I understand why you call it "Trailer Park " Gazpacho 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
4133 Waiter, I distinctly ordered the soup du jour and tournedos. 1.2419 0.04038 186 152 23 11
4134 I liked your tempest in a teacup, but the crackers keep flying out of this soupnado 1.2419 0.03408 215 170 38 7
4135 We call it the Cyclone Special. One spoonful and you'll land in Oz. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
4136 It ‘s only a soup spout. 1.2418 0.03871 182 146 28 8
4137 Looks like your chef stirred it a little too briskly. 1.2417 0.03639 211 170 31 10
4138 There’s a flynado in my soup. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
4139 This looks good, but I asked for the tomato soup. 1.2416 0.03590 178 139 35 4
4140 Very hot sir, just as you ordered. 1.2416 0.03928 178 143 27 8
4141 You say, "Torn-ado." I say, "Tornado." But with what do I eat? 1.2416 0.03590 178 139 35 4
4142 I know gazpacho is meant to be served cold, but not with a polar vortex! 1.2416 0.03678 178 140 33 5
4143 I must insist! I requested "tomato" soup! 1.2415 0.03556 207 165 34 8
4144 We attribute it to global warming 1.2414 0.03903 174 139 28 7
4145 This must be a mistake. I ordered the BEOUF tournedos. 1.2414 0.03668 203 163 31 9
4146 I'm sorry sir that you find it disconcerting, the other guest viewed it as free entertainment. 1.2414 0.03817 174 138 30 6
4147 Hail to the chef. Also lightning. 1.2414 0.04151 174 142 22 10
4148 Could I also get a side order of a tempist in a teapot? 1.2414 0.03903 174 139 28 7
4149 It's a twist on the classic Minestrone soup. 1.2414 0.03601 203 162 33 8
4150 We need to alk about the elephant in the room. 1.2414 0.03903 174 139 28 7
4151 May I have some bread, please? 1.2414 0.03903 174 139 28 7
4152 Remember when we used to think having a fly in our soup was bad? 1.2412 0.03432 199 156 38 5
4153 The tourist brochure said that this sort of thing almost never happens in Alabama. 1.2412 0.03963 170 136 27 7
4154 Does this look like a teacup to you? 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
4155 You can look it up: hurricane soup, cyclone bouillon, typhoon consommé -- it's all the same. 1.2412 0.03783 170 134 31 5
4156 What do I use to eat this? 1.2410 0.03767 195 157 29 9
4157 I ordered potato and leek, not tornado and leek. 1.2410 0.03696 195 156 31 8
4158 I asked for tournedos Rossini, not tornado Risoni. 1.2410 0.03836 195 158 27 10
4159 I asked for kale in my soup not gale" 1.2410 0.04024 166 133 26 7
4160 Nice but I ordered the F4. 1.2410 0.03742 166 130 32 4
4161 I ordered Turkey on a roll not a tornado in a bowl 1.2408 0.03746 191 153 30 8
4162 This does feel like retaliation for sending back the tempest in a teacup. 1.2408 0.03960 191 156 24 11
4163 No, no....I asked for tomato soup. 1.2408 0.03672 191 152 32 7
4164 I asked for a drink with a twist 1.2408 0.03672 191 152 32 7
4165 I believe I ordered the tournedos with my soup. 1.2408 0.03746 191 153 30 8
4166 Looks like a triple axel, sir. 1.2408 0.03746 191 153 30 8
4167 So when you said the soup was French onion with a twist, this is what you meant? 1.2408 0.03518 191 150 36 5
4168 Excuse me, waiter, but there seems to be a tiny tornado in my soup. 1.2408 0.03746 191 153 30 8
4169 Are you sure a climate change theme restaurant is a good idea? 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
4170 I bet you think The Weather Channel is going to name this after you. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
4171 It’s our Washington weight loss special; the spin carries away the soup before you can eat it. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
4172 Weren't you listening? I said tournedos, not tornado! 1.2406 0.03482 187 146 37 4
4173 I said I wanted it on the side. 1.2406 0.03721 187 149 31 7
4174 In honor of climate change the chef came up with Tornado Soup 1.2406 0.03873 187 151 27 9
4175 We could strap you in if you would like. 1.2406 0.03721 187 149 31 7
4176 Yes, we used New Mexico chile. 1.2406 0.03721 187 149 31 7
4177 I specifically said "No Tornado." 1.2406 0.03873 187 151 27 9
4178 Will anyone be joining you tonight, sir? 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
4179 I thought you said "cream of POTATO." 1.2404 0.03773 183 146 30 7
4180 Waiter! There’s a flywheel in my soup! 1.2404 0.04152 183 151 20 12
4181 I believe I asked for "tournedos" of beef. 1.2404 0.04005 183 149 24 10
4182 I said “gently whisked!” 1.2404 0.03611 183 144 34 5
4183 Gets the fly everytime. 1.2404 0.03693 183 145 32 6
4184 Please take this back -- I ordered it with the Tsunami topping. 1.2402 0.03827 179 143 29 7
4185 Climate change is a hoax. The chef must be a Democrat. 1.2402 0.04142 179 147 21 11
4186 These funnel cakes are definitely undercooked. 1.2402 0.03660 179 141 33 5
4187 I thought you said "Tomato" soup. 1.2402 0.04217 179 148 19 12
4188 I asked for the Tournedo... 1.2402 0.03448 204 161 37 6
4189 Too much seasoning sir? 1.2402 0.03377 204 160 39 5
4190 But sir I ordered tomato not tornado soup. 1.2400 0.03898 200 164 24 12
4191 I'm sure I said Tomato, NOT Tornado soup 1.2400 0.03561 200 159 34 7
4192 I get this instead of a fly? 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
4193 I promise, just one more packet of crackers” 1.2400 0.03621 175 137 34 4
4194 It’s awkward enough dining alone, but now I have to deal with the attention of having a soupnado? 1.2400 0.03833 200 163 26 11
4195 I think you misunderstood. I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
4196 No, sir, those are ashes. It's called Pompeii Chowder. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
4197 Do you think that there might be a little problem ? 1.2400 0.03417 200 157 38 5
4198 Will there be anything else, sir? A tornado has been sighted in the area, and the kitchen is closing. 1.2400 0.03798 175 139 30 6
4199 Yes, I did know mushroom soup is a Newtonian Fluid. 1.2400 0.03561 200 159 34 7
4200 Climate change? You've got to be kidding me! 1.2398 0.03749 196 158 29 9
4201 Waiter, I'll take a fly in my soup instead! 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
4202 Your “Category One” soup looks excellent, but how will I know when it’s ready to eat? 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
4203 Well, the Times said to expect a hurricane of flavor. 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
4204 I didn't realize the Soupnado was to be taken literally! 1.2396 0.03564 217 175 32 10
4205 Sorry, I’m sure I ordered the tomato. 1.2396 0.03801 192 155 28 9
4206 Could I get a side of wild rice? 1.2396 0.03655 192 153 32 7
4207 You have taken molecular gastronomy way too far this time. 1.2396 0.03728 192 154 30 8
4208 Sorry. I ordered the Glazed Beef Tournedos. 1.2396 0.03579 192 152 34 6
4209 I asked for a teacup... 1.2396 0.03728 192 154 30 8
4210 Oops, there appears to be a flyclone in my soup 1.2396 0.03942 192 157 24 11
4211 Come on, Carl. I ordered the watercress soup...NOT the waterspout soup! 1.2396 0.03502 192 151 36 5
4212 For after supper, I'll have the tempest in a teapot. 1.2395 0.04003 167 134 26 7
4213 Today our soup is a drone-delivered spin on an old classic: Minesdrone. 1.2394 0.03999 188 154 23 11
4214 I thought you said global warming was a hoax?" 1.2394 0.03999 188 154 23 11
4215 I believe I had the tournedos à la maison? 1.2394 0.03626 188 149 33 6
4216 The seasoning is paprika with a dash of climate change, sir. 1.2393 0.03278 234 186 40 8
4217 Waitperson, there's a hallucination in my soup. 1.2392 0.03460 209 166 36 7
4218 This is what I get for a rain check?! 1.2392 0.03526 209 167 34 8
4219 Please return this to the kitchen. I ordered the beef tournados. 1.2392 0.03654 209 169 30 10
4220 The presentation on your beef tournedos is remarkable. 1.2391 0.03593 184 145 34 5
4221 Mais j'ai commandé tournedos. 1.2391 0.03755 184 147 30 7
4222 Just give me the mudslide. 1.2391 0.03985 184 150 24 10
4223 This is not my tournedos. 1.2390 0.04322 159 130 20 9
4224 Waiter, what's Dorothy doing in my soup? And please don't tell me "the backstroke" 1.2389 0.03376 180 139 39 2
4225 Waiter, there's a flying cow in my soup. 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
4226 Can I get a soup spoon please?! 1.2389 0.03555 180 141 35 4
4227 Waiter, my flies have soup in them! 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
4228 You guys should fix your kerning. I just thought you misspelled tomato soup 1.2388 0.03402 201 158 38 5
4229 Climate change is starting to hit close to home! 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
4230 The issue here is not whether I said "tornado" instead of "tomato." 1.2386 0.04186 176 145 20 11
4231 I guess global warming is really affecting us all now. 1.2386 0.03779 176 140 30 6
4232 Have you decided on the entree? 1.2386 0.03692 176 139 32 5
4233 Excuse me, but I order a molten lava cake. 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
4234 Waiter, where are the crackers ? 1.2386 0.03518 197 156 35 6
4235 I’m sorry, I actually ordered Toe-MAY-toe soup! 1.2386 0.03662 197 158 31 8
4236 It’s our new self-stirring soup! No spoon required 1.2386 0.03518 197 156 35 6
4237 If I complain, will you spit in it? 1.2386 0.03869 197 161 25 11
4238 Well, pardon me for thinking “Tormato Soup” was just a clever name. 1.2386 0.03518 197 156 35 6
4239 Love tornado and rice soup! 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
4240 I'd like to order the Green New Deal. 1.2384 0.04254 172 142 19 11
4241 I don’t suppose this has anything to do with me ordering from the ‘in-flight’ menu, does it? 1.2384 0.03921 172 138 27 7
4242 It's our house special, cream of tornado. 1.2384 0.04091 172 140 23 9
4243 Dr. OZ recomemded it. 1.2383 0.03783 193 156 28 9
4244 Excuse me. I believe I ordered the white wine. 1.2383 0.03638 193 154 32 7
4245 Our new chief is a whirlwind in the kitchen. 1.2383 0.03638 193 154 32 7
4246 No sir, I do not see a tornado in your soup! 1.2381 0.03703 168 132 32 4
4247 I'll have a storm in a teacup for dessert 1.2381 0.03609 189 150 33 6
4248 I'm glad I didn't order the F5! 1.2381 0.03686 189 151 31 7
4249 I actually ordered the squab. 1.2381 0.03450 189 148 37 4
4250 I would have prefered a hair in my soup! 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
4251 This was supposed to be the last gimmick-free restaurant in New York, at least before someone got the cute idea of making the 'Cyclone Soup' literal. So tell me: if I try to eat this thing will I wind up in Oz, or am I there already? 1.2381 0.03891 168 134 28 6
4252 Waiter, waiter, there's an intense columnar vortex in my soup! Ssh, don't speak so loud. The other guests will want one too! 1.2381 0.03686 189 151 31 7
4253 Waiter, I asked for tomato soup, not tornado. 1.2381 0.03836 189 153 27 9
4254 I warned you about the Sharknado Fin Soup. 1.2379 0.03554 206 165 33 8
4255 This is obviously a mix up 1.2379 0.03554 206 165 33 8
4256 On the SIDE, I said. 1.2378 0.03576 185 146 34 5
4257 We thought you’d like to really make an impression with your food photography this evening. 1.2378 0.03576 185 146 34 5
4258 You forgot my spoon. 1.2378 0.03815 185 149 28 8
4259 I wanted just a touch of grated carrot. 1.2378 0.03657 185 147 32 6
4260 The chef says he believes it has something to do with global warming. 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
4261 So it has the same effects going out as it does going in, you say? 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
4262 No, I don't believe "amuse soupe" is a thing. 1.2376 0.03733 202 164 28 10
4263 Sir, we have some dynamite specials this evening. 1.2376 0.03863 202 166 24 12
4264 I didn’t order this to take away 1.2376 0.04101 181 149 21 11
4265 I thought I made it clear I wanted the tomato bisque, not the tornado... 1.2376 0.03708 181 144 31 6
4266 Do you think I could have a bowl WITHOUT that ‘soupçon of je ne sais quoi’ you said made this ‘an extraordinary adventure for the palate?’ 1.2376 0.03789 181 145 29 7
4267 I hate to be 'that guy' who complains, but this soup is a bit strong! 1.2375 0.03600 160 124 34 2
4268 Well, I suppose you can take the soup outta the blender, but— 1.2374 0.03428 198 156 37 5
4269 We recently received a James Beard nomination for contributions to Meteorological Gastronomy 1.2374 0.03715 198 160 29 9
4270 Is the corkscrew pasta freshly made? 1.2374 0.03575 198 158 33 7
4271 It would seem that your attempt to put a new spin on the dining experience has failed! 1.2373 0.03494 177 138 36 3
4272 First it was a tempest in a teapot, now you're serving me a tornado in a soup bowl. What's next, a hurricane in the gravy boat? 1.2373 0.03585 177 139 34 4
4273 I'd like to return my Midwestern Chili" 1.2371 0.03621 194 155 32 7
4274 Excuse me, waiter. This soup really blows. 1.2371 0.03694 194 156 30 8
4275 I thought the'Stormchasers' Special' would be a hearty bowl of oatmeal. 1.2371 0.03694 194 156 30 8
4276 Could I have a tempest in a teacup to go with this 1.2371 0.03766 194 157 28 9
4277 Excuse me sir, I don’t mean to be difficult, but there’s a fly in my tornado soup. 1.2371 0.03694 194 156 30 8
4278 I'm sorry, but I ordered the "tomato" soup, not "tornado" soup. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
4279 This soup perfectly complements your main entrée of beef tournedos 1.2370 0.03901 173 139 27 7
4280 I'm going to need the tornado bib. 1.2370 0.03443 173 134 37 2
4281 I guess the chef isn't big on criticism. 1.2368 0.03818 190 154 27 9
4282 Sorry, sir. I thought you ordered the tornado soup, not tomato 1.2368 0.03669 190 152 31 7
4283 Waiter, I dropped my spoon. 1.2368 0.03514 190 150 35 5
4284 I understand tomato and tornado sound alike, but can I get a different soup? 1.2367 0.03539 207 166 33 8
4285 I thought this came with a side of bread. 1.2367 0.03263 207 162 41 4
4286 I ordered no croutons. 1.2366 0.03872 186 151 26 9
4287 I splashed it with the Twisted Pepper Hot Sauce. Perhaps a bit much." 1.2366 0.03796 186 150 28 8
4288 So why is the soup of the day ‘not in Kansas anymore’ 1.2366 0.03872 186 151 26 9
4289 Patron: Waiter, what is this tornado is doing in my soup? Waiter: I don't know, the twist? 1.2366 0.03796 186 150 28 8
4290 May I please have another spoon?...or maybe a few more? 1.2366 0.03640 186 148 32 6
4291 I asked for tournedos de boeuf! 1.2366 0.03946 186 152 24 10
4292 It looks like I'll need a refill. 1.2366 0.03392 186 145 38 3
4293 Tell Chef Merlin that his soup is awesome! 1.2365 0.03782 203 166 26 11
4294 Great job, Brownie! 1.2365 0.03846 203 167 24 12
4295 I asked for tournedos NOT tornadoes! 1.2365 0.03717 203 165 28 10
4296 I believe I said potato soup. 1.2364 0.03520 220 178 32 10
4297 When you said today's special was tempestuous I did not expect this. 1.2363 0.03771 182 146 29 7
4298 It must have escaped from the teapot. 1.2363 0.03929 182 148 25 9
4299 I know the menu says, "Touche de la dramatique", but I expected tumeric. 1.2363 0.03434 182 142 37 3
4300 This is not the 'twist' to gazpacho I had in mind! 1.2363 0.03771 182 146 29 7
4301 I see Heston's back from Kansas. 1.2363 0.03689 182 145 31 6
4302 Waiter, there's a locust swarm in my soup. 1.2363 0.03771 182 146 29 7
4303 Waiter,there's a cyclone in my soup. 1.2363 0.03521 182 143 35 4
4304 You should really consider installing a roof. 1.2363 0.04005 182 149 23 10
4305 Yes Sir, all of our Kansas Style Barbecue Sauce comes from Oz. 1.2363 0.04005 182 149 23 10
4306 These things happen with outdoor seating 1.2362 0.03699 199 161 29 9
4307 I asked for a spoon, not a typhoon. 1.2362 0.03413 199 157 37 5
4308 So the soup de jour is climate change? What if I don’t believe in climate change? 1.2362 0.03487 199 158 35 6
4309 You're not supposed to heat vichyssoise! 1.2362 0.03629 199 160 31 8
4310 in French Vol au vent 1.2360 0.03907 178 144 26 8
4311 Yes, technically, it's not a water spout. 1.2360 0.03567 178 140 34 4
4312 We like to preview how it will be feel coming out. 1.2360 0.03987 178 145 24 9
4313 It’s our weatherman special. 1.2360 0.04066 178 146 22 10
4314 Did the chef say, 'Heaven, help us!' when the KitchenAid didn't work? 1.2360 0.03907 178 144 26 8
4315 Are you sure this dish isn't spicy? 1.2360 0.03385 178 138 38 2
4316 The Chef calls it Funnel Cake soup. 1.2359 0.03748 195 158 28 9
4317 I asked for the Chef de Tournade. 1.2359 0.03748 195 158 28 9
4318 I'm an atheist. I'll have the salad instead. 1.2358 0.03481 212 170 34 8
4319 Waiter, I think your soup is giving me wind. 1.2358 0.03416 212 169 36 7
4320 You serve a hell of a bowl of chowder, Brownie. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
4321 Chef likes to let the soupe breathe. 1.2356 0.03881 174 140 27 7
4322 Yes, it’s really well done, but I requested tournedos. 1.2356 0.03966 174 141 25 8
4323 Climate change is affecting every industry. 1.2356 0.03800 191 155 27 9
4324 It's our global warming special. 1.2356 0.03652 191 153 31 7
4325 Next time I'll just take the fly out of the soup. 1.2356 0.04011 191 158 21 12
4326 Most of our guests request a pitcher of artisan iced water with the Firestorm Chile con Carne. 1.2356 0.03576 191 152 33 6
4327 The soup du jour is cloudy with a chance of meatballs!!! 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
4328 Could you please bring me a spoon. 1.2353 0.03635 204 165 30 9
4329 It's obviously not a tempest in a teapot. 1.2353 0.03542 187 148 34 5
4330 Can I also have a mudslide to go? 1.2353 0.03759 170 135 30 5
4331 It’s the cilantro. 1.2353 0.03623 187 149 32 6
4332 Aunt Em wouldn’t like it. 1.2353 0.03623 187 149 32 6
4333 Surely you have a blender back there. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
4334 You expect me to eat this with a teaspoon? 1.2350 0.03608 217 177 29 11
4335 There's an elephant in my soup 1.2350 0.03613 200 161 31 8
4336 Does this happen often? 1.2350 0.03471 200 159 35 6
4337 Man is that ever a new spin on clam chowder?! 1.2350 0.03832 183 148 27 8
4338 I'm sorry to do this but I specifically asked for EF-4 and this is EF-3 at best. 1.2350 0.03752 183 147 29 7
4339 The gazpacho is especially zesty tonight. 1.2350 0.03671 183 146 31 6
4340 Sir, I believe my heirloom tornado soup should have arrived with a side of grilled debris sandwich. 1.2347 0.03588 196 157 32 7
4341 When did global warming start to effect your soups ? 1.2347 0.03514 196 156 34 6
4342 Are the bugs Extra? 1.2347 0.03362 196 154 38 4
4343 Our dishes come out as they're ready. 1.2347 0.03588 196 157 32 7
4344 Say when. 1.2347 0.03588 196 157 32 7
4345 The chef's twist on the lobster bisque you said? 1.2347 0.03731 196 159 28 9
4346 Bravo. I had no idea the soup was prepared tableside." 1.2347 0.03660 196 158 30 8
4347 So climate change isn't real? 1.2346 0.03887 179 145 26 8
4348 I'm still waiting for my bib. 1.2346 0.03550 179 141 34 4
4349 Shaken, not stirred. 1.2346 0.04158 162 132 22 8
4350 Chilled asparagus ala polar vortex. We’re going seasonal and local. 1.2346 0.04064 162 131 24 7
4351 As you can see, it's not just cold. It's emitting its own polar vortex. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
4352 Waiter, this soup is a consequence of global warming. 1.2344 0.03508 209 168 33 8
4353 Sir, I recommend a straw while HVAC does quality control on the exhaust system. 1.2344 0.03375 209 166 37 6
4354 I distinctly ordered the carrot soup with coriander, not coriolis. 1.2344 0.03635 192 154 31 7
4355 Sir, my tornado soup is cold. 1.2344 0.03709 192 155 29 8
4356 Sorry, sir. The chef got a bit carried away with the new immersion blender for your Oklahoma Okra Stew. 1.2344 0.03924 192 158 23 11
4357 It's not quite the Tropical Sensation I was expecting! 1.2343 0.03597 175 138 33 4
4358 It's not that there’s a fly, IT FLIES! 1.2343 0.04028 175 143 23 9
4359 I ordered the beef tornadoes not a weather event. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
4360 Sorry, I ordered the tomato soup. 1.2342 0.03931 158 126 27 5
4361 I thought the menu said this came with a side salad? 1.2341 0.03684 205 167 28 10
4362 No, this is not a tempest in a teapot! 1.2340 0.03760 188 152 28 8
4363 I distinctly recall the entree course entailed the tournedos. 1.2340 0.03684 188 151 30 7
4364 Tornado Tortellini 1.2340 0.03606 188 150 32 6
4365 When I asked for a vol-au-vent, this isn't quite what I meant. 1.2340 0.03760 188 152 28 8
4366 Tell the cook he used a little too much red pepper. 1.2340 0.03444 188 148 36 4
4367 But Sir, I told you it sucks. 1.2340 0.03606 188 150 32 6
4368 Sir... I''m quite sorry! You may have wanted beef tournados pasta, but... you ordered beef tornadoes! 1.2339 0.04174 171 141 20 10
4369 Waiter, this is swirling the wrong direction for cyclone chowder! 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
4370 Damn that climate change! 1.2339 0.03646 171 135 32 4
4371 What's this fly doing in my soup? The twist, sir. 1.2339 0.03739 171 136 30 5
4372 Waiter, there is a tornado in my soup! That's no tornado. That's a fennel funnel. 1.2338 0.03527 201 161 33 7
4373 Waiter, a little less seasoning! 1.2338 0.03597 201 162 31 8
4374 I ordered the F-5 with detritus on the side. 1.2338 0.03597 201 162 31 8
4375 I ordered beef tornadoes! 1.2338 0.03456 201 160 35 6
4376 It's self-slurping. 1.2337 0.04040 184 152 21 11
4377 Yes Sir, its the Global Warming effect ... 1.2337 0.03734 184 148 29 7
4378 I only asked for fresh pepper. 1.2337 0.03572 184 146 33 5
4379 Can I get a side of twister noodles? 1.2337 0.03813 184 149 27 8
4380 Soup with tournedos”. Really 1.2337 0.03654 184 147 31 6
4381 I specifically requested my soup be rated EF-1 or *lower.* 1.2337 0.03572 184 146 33 5
4382 Climate change has nothing to do with it! 1.2337 0.03890 184 150 25 9
4383 Will this soup give me the winds? 1.2336 0.03322 214 170 38 6
4384 Sorry but actually I ordered your tempest in a teapot. 1.2335 0.03714 197 160 28 9
4385 Yes, we are making heartier soups in this era of climate change. 1.2335 0.03424 197 156 36 5
4386 Excuse me, waiter: I had ordered the Tournedos Rossini. 1.2335 0.03572 197 158 32 7
4387 I asked for it to be shaken, as in earthquake, not stirred. 1.2333 0.03558 210 170 31 9
4388 I ordered Tournedos of Beef not Tornado Aloie. 1.2333 0.03704 180 144 30 6
4389 What the hell? 1.2333 0.04025 180 148 22 10
4390 But I ordered the Tournedos Beef, Not the Tornado Soup! 1.2333 0.03704 180 144 30 6
4391 No tournedos, remember? I'm vegan. 1.2332 0.03543 193 154 33 6
4392 Climate change is real. 1.2332 0.03387 193 152 37 4
4393 Well, you asked for Tornadoes Rossini sir. 1.2330 0.03400 206 164 36 6
4394 Sorry, I actually ordered the F2 soup. 1.2330 0.03536 206 166 32 8
4395 It is Trump’s favorite dish 1.2330 0.03668 206 168 28 10
4396 It's not very spicy, is it? 1.2330 0.03184 206 161 42 3
4397 Still not hot enough. 1.2330 0.03668 176 140 31 5
4398 The gazpacho has a real twist to it, but I cant place it... 1.2330 0.03579 176 139 33 4
4399 It’s good but I also ordered the flying wedge salad. 1.2330 0.03668 176 140 31 5
4400 You forgot the sharks. 1.2330 0.03841 176 142 27 7
4401 This is going to make me popular on Instagram. 1.2328 0.03589 189 151 32 6
4402 Diner: "I ordered tomato soup." Waiter: "You say tomato, I say tornado." 1.2328 0.03589 189 151 32 6
4403 Sir! Your Sharknado soup! 1.2328 0.03742 189 153 28 8
4404 I thought I ordered tomato soup. This is tornado soup! 1.2328 0.03742 189 153 28 8
4405 So this is your renewable energy cooling system? 1.2328 0.03666 189 152 30 7
4406 Can I take the rest home in a traffic cone? 1.2327 0.04010 159 128 25 6
4407 I rubbed my spoon three times, and POOF, three wishes 1.2327 0.03910 202 168 21 13
4408 No, this is NOT a tempest in a teapot, it's a tornado in a soup bowl! 1.2327 0.03294 202 159 39 4
4409 Couldn't you have removed the fly from my soup yourself? 1.2327 0.03368 202 160 37 5
4410 F 4 or F5? 1.2326 0.03627 172 136 32 4
4411 It's a soupnado, sir. We're fresh out of sharks. 1.2326 0.04069 172 141 22 9
4412 Still a few kinks in the new kitchen exhaust system. 1.2324 0.03554 185 147 33 5
4413 Sorry, I got a little aggressive with the stirring. 1.2324 0.03554 185 147 33 5
4414 Does this only happen with the bisque? 1.2324 0.03554 185 147 33 5
4415 Theres a severe weather warning in my tornado bisque 1.2324 0.03871 185 151 25 9
4416 Apparently, the chef used to be a storm chaser. 1.2324 0.03636 185 148 31 6
4417 I'd like to cancel my order of the Tournedos. 1.2323 0.03766 198 162 26 10
4418 It's served up with a twist 1.2323 0.03254 198 155 40 3
4419 I requested expeditious service, not a whirlwind. 1.2323 0.03556 198 159 32 7
4420 This doesn't taste like tomato. 1.2321 0.04134 168 138 21 9
4421 Yes, sir I do believe in climate change. 1.2320 0.03336 181 141 38 2
4422 Um, so yeah, enjoy! 1.2320 0.03336 181 141 38 2
4423 I thought you said the special was tomato soup! 1.2320 0.03601 181 144 32 5
4424 Pardon me, but I believe I ordered the tomato bisque. 1.2320 0.03768 181 146 28 7
4425 I’m quite certain I ordered the tomato. 1.2320 0.03927 181 148 24 9
4426 Would you prefer your soup sitrred, sir? 1.2320 0.03601 181 144 32 5
4427 Really!? Cream of tomato is what I ordered- not tornado. 1.2320 0.03686 181 145 30 6
4428 It's fine, but I ordered the salad. 1.2320 0.03515 181 143 34 4
4429 There’s a whirl in my soup! 1.2320 0.03515 181 143 34 4
4430 It's called the tornado. It will blow you away! 1.2320 0.03601 194 156 31 7
4431 My condolences to the chef. 1.2320 0.03601 194 156 31 7
4432 Excuse me but it's still poorly mixed within the eye wall 1.2320 0.03747 194 158 27 9
4433 Ingesting worm-hole soup puts me where? 1.2320 0.03291 194 152 39 3
4434 I've been clicking my heals and saying there is no place like home for an hour now and nothing has changed. 1.2320 0.03747 194 158 27 9
4435 Maybe I need to reconsider the “Spicy Foods Enthusiast” label? 1.2320 0.03601 194 156 31 7
4436 Yes, another soupspoon please. 1.2320 0.03450 194 154 35 5
4437 Would you like some cheese on top of that? 1.2319 0.03521 207 167 32 8
4438 I asked for a sizzler, not a twister. 1.2319 0.03587 207 168 30 9
4439 Just exactly how spicy did the chef make this soup? 1.2319 0.03454 207 166 34 7
4440 I meant to order tournedos 1.2319 0.03652 207 169 28 10
4441 I said Toranado of Beef, not Tornado Soup 1.2319 0.03385 207 165 36 6
4442 I asked for extra tomato, not tornado. 1.2318 0.03384 220 177 35 8
4443 Do you have EPA insurance? 1.2317 0.03628 164 129 32 3
4444 You did ask for 'spicy' ,sir. 1.2316 0.03737 177 142 29 6
4445 I have a feeling we're not in a well-priced, contemporary American Kansas bistro anymore, Toto. 1.2316 0.03737 177 142 29 6
4446 Gastronomy has gotten completely out of control. 1.2316 0.03905 177 144 25 8
4447 I'd prefer something 'milder'?.... 1.2316 0.03561 177 140 33 4
4448 Waiter … at first it was just a fly … 1.2316 0.03493 190 151 34 5
4449 Is there something wrong with your tournedos of beef sir? 1.2316 0.03798 190 155 26 9
4450 So this is why the menu says tornado soup 1.2315 0.03496 203 163 33 7
4451 I ordered tomato soup,you ninny,not tornado soup 1.2312 0.04273 160 132 19 9
4452 Waiter, this is not the soup that I ordered. I specifically asked for the hurricane special. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
4453 That reminds me - would you like a twist of lemon in your water? 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
4454 I asked for the F5 soup, this is F3 at best! 1.2312 0.03609 173 137 32 4
4455 Many say our soup is out of this world 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
4456 The chef's been experimenting 1.2312 0.03852 186 152 25 9
4457 There's a small terrier in my soup. 1.2312 0.03776 186 151 27 8
4458 We thought lightning in a bottle was passé. 1.2312 0.03698 186 150 29 7
4459 I need another spoon. 1.2312 0.03927 186 153 23 10
4460 Is this normal for Kansas City Steak Soup? 1.2312 0.03852 186 152 25 9
4461 I distinctly ordered hurricane 1.2312 0.03540 199 160 32 7
4462 I asked for the tempest in a teacup, not the tornado in a soup bowl. 1.2312 0.03540 199 160 32 7
4463 Tomato? I thought you said tornado soup. 1.2312 0.03749 199 163 26 10
4464 guess we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2311 0.03713 212 175 25 12
4465 The cook moonlights on the weather channel' 1.2308 0.03729 195 159 27 9
4466 I think there’s been some mistake. I ordered the tomato soup.” 1.2308 0.03829 182 148 26 8
4467 Global warming's hit here too? 1.2308 0.03356 195 154 37 4
4468 Is there any hot sauce? 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
4469 I think you will need to take this off the check... 1.2308 0.03506 208 168 32 8
4470 Your Chef needs to slow down his mixmaster's speed a few notches. 1.2308 0.03846 169 136 27 6
4471 Excuse me waiter, but I ordered the sharknado soup. 1.2308 0.03667 182 146 30 6
4472 That's just the appetizer. Just wait till the main dish arrives. 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
4473 Can I get a straw please? 1.2308 0.03908 182 149 24 9
4474 I believe I asked for the sprout soup, not the soup sprout. 1.2308 0.03829 182 148 26 8
4475 It's the Chef's Choice - Soupnado. 1.2304 0.03549 204 165 31 8
4476 I believe I'll have my entré in your cellar...NOW, please. 1.2304 0.03549 204 165 31 8
4477 It's a twister in a tureen. 1.2304 0.03477 191 152 34 5
4478 I know this aint Kansas 1.2304 0.03632 191 154 30 7
4479 I said, “gently stir” 1.2304 0.03555 191 153 32 6
4480 I prefer mine in a tea pot,thank you. 1.2304 0.03707 191 155 28 8
4481 Excuse me, I prefer storms to be served in a teacup 1.2304 0.03477 191 152 34 5
4482 I thought the menu said soup with tournedos. 1.2303 0.03803 178 144 27 7
4483 Yes ... that’s the soup du jour ... our chef is Dorothy from Kansas. 1.2303 0.03803 178 144 27 7
4484 Chef likes to call it The Bowl-er Vortex. 1.2300 0.03594 200 162 30 8
4485 I said "tomato" soup followed by "tournedos" of beef. 1.2299 0.03601 187 150 31 6
4486 I ordered the Tournedos of beef entree. not the Tornado of Leek soup. 1.2299 0.03833 187 153 25 9
4487 Chef enhances the consommé with climate change. 1.2299 0.03521 187 149 33 5
4488 Whirled peas? 1.2299 0.03833 187 153 25 9
4489 With climate change you can never tell where the next tornado will touch down. 1.2299 0.03680 187 151 29 7
4490 You're lucky you didn't ask for a table by the window. 1.2299 0.03590 174 138 32 4
4491 You called, Monsieur? 1.2299 0.04108 174 144 20 10
4492 Waiter, there’s a swarm of hornets in my soup. 1.2298 0.03764 161 128 29 4
4493 It looks like Pierre's just repurposing yesterday's tournedoes of beef for the soup du jour... 1.2298 0.04156 161 132 21 8
4494 I most distinctly said "tournedos" not tornado! And if you think you can evacuate the restaurant and leave me sitting here until I promise to guarantee a second star, you have another think coming! 1.2297 0.03424 209 168 34 7
4495 Excuse me,but I ordered the EF3. 1.2297 0.03491 209 169 32 8
4496 New dishwasher? 1.2297 0.03424 209 168 34 7
4497 I clearly did say: "reservation for Harry Kane" 1.2296 0.03641 196 159 29 8
4498 Never heard of self-stirring soup! 1.2296 0.03568 196 158 31 7
4499 I wouldn't send it back. The chef is in quite a stir tonight. 1.2296 0.03494 196 157 33 6
4500 I thought I ordered the lentil 1.2296 0.03712 196 160 27 9
4501 I didn’t wish for whirled peas. 1.2295 0.03481 183 145 34 4
4502 I’ll go get the teapot sir 1.2295 0.03566 183 146 32 5
4503 The appertizer comes with a lava flow reduction." 1.2295 0.03965 183 151 22 10
4504 I ordered the Celeriac Cyclone, not the Tomato Tornado! 1.2295 0.03731 183 148 28 7
4505 I thought you said "tournedo." 1.2295 0.03650 183 147 30 6
4506 Climate change comes in mini and macro forms 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
4507 Mosieur it is in honor of the French Accord on Climate Change; Tornados Visiche Suaze’n! 1.2294 0.04090 170 140 21 9
4508 Sir, we only serve "fast" food. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
4509 This week’s special: Tornado Bisque Soup 1.2293 0.03325 205 163 37 5
4510 I guess this is the global warmed soup. 1.2293 0.03396 205 164 35 6
4511 I thought you said it would only be mildly spicy? 1.2293 0.03534 205 166 31 8
4512 I specifically said, “Teapot”. 1.2292 0.03538 192 154 32 6
4513 Well, it started as a fly. 1.2291 0.04102 179 149 19 11
4514 I'm having second thoughts about ordering the Kansas Clam Chowder. 1.2291 0.03946 179 147 23 9
4515 I ordered the tornado salad. 1.2290 0.03498 214 174 31 9
4516 We warned you about the hot sauce. 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
4517 I’m sorry sir, I did forget your napkin. 1.2289 0.03487 166 130 34 2
4518 Sorry, I had asked for “tomato” , this seems to be “tornado”. 1.2289 0.03788 166 133 28 5
4519 Water sprouts”...I asked for water sprouts. 1.2287 0.03584 188 151 31 6
4520 Again! he's overdone the peppers 1.2287 0.03504 188 150 33 5
4521 The chef says this is a hoax? 1.2287 0.03815 188 154 25 9
4522 I’m going to go stir crazy! 1.2287 0.03584 188 151 31 6
4523 I said the tomato soup. 1.2286 0.04006 175 144 22 9
4524 Could I please have another spoon? 1.2286 0.03838 175 142 26 7
4525 I think I'll pass on the tea. 1.2286 0.03476 210 170 32 8
4526 Waiter, are you sure you've recommended the appropriate wine? 1.2286 0.03838 175 142 26 7
4527 This is why I dine alone". 1.2284 0.03552 197 159 31 7
4528 Bring it back after it's devastated the next table 1.2284 0.04133 162 133 21 8
4529 So this is what the buzz is all about! 1.2283 0.03464 184 146 34 4
4530 May I have a straw? 1.2283 0.03792 184 150 26 8
4531 Really? 1.2283 0.04020 184 153 20 11
4532 I think he's progressed beyond the backstroke. 1.2283 0.03945 184 152 22 10
4533 When I said tournedos, I was asking for your meat entree. 1.2283 0.03792 184 150 26 8
4534 Idiot! I ordered 'tournedos Oscar' not "a tornado, Oscar. 1.2283 0.03792 184 150 26 8
4535 Please tell chef superstar I'm tired of his practical jokes. 1.2282 0.03518 206 167 31 8
4536 I'm afraid my soup a la Alabama has taken a turn for the worst! 1.2282 0.03518 206 167 31 8
4537 It's time to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
4538 I requested a Tempest in a tea pot 1.2280 0.03672 193 157 28 8
4539 I've heard of a "Tempest in a tea pot." but this? 1.2280 0.03445 193 154 34 5
4540 The acoustics are terrible in here. I ordered tomato soup. 1.2280 0.03522 193 155 32 6
4541 Is this your idea of climate change? 1.2280 0.03745 193 158 26 9
4542 But I've no soup spoon 1.2279 0.03356 215 173 35 7
4543 Just like you asked - Chicken noodle soup with a twist... 1.2278 0.04005 158 128 24 6
4544 Beef tournedoes soup...our specialty. 1.2278 0.03596 180 144 31 5
4545 As you can see, we're out of spoons. 1.2278 0.03765 180 146 27 7
4546 It's a Soup Spout. 1.2278 0.03765 180 146 27 7
4547 If I'd wanted my tornado to be F5, I'd have ordered it that way." 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
4548 I don't even see one mailbox let alone a cow in my soup. 1.2278 0.03926 180 148 23 9
4549 Where ever did the chef find such a reactive base? 1.2275 0.03768 167 134 28 5
4550 Waiter! There’s a dirt devil in my soup! 1.2275 0.03567 189 152 31 6
4551 Well for one thing the soup seems thrown together. Not to mention the wind is completely intolerable. 1.2275 0.03488 189 151 33 5
4552 Excuse me, I ordered ‘tomato’, not ‘tornado’. 1.2275 0.03870 189 156 23 10
4553 This is fortuitous...I am meeting here shortly with political opponents who deny the very existence of climate change. 1.2275 0.03395 211 170 34 7
4554 Hold on — I ordered soup with tournedos! 1.2275 0.03461 211 171 32 8
4555 I specifically ordered my tornado sauce on the side. 1.2275 0.03526 211 172 30 9
4556 We were out of the tournedos Rossini. 1.2275 0.03526 211 172 30 9
4557 Can I get some freshly ground pepper please? 1.2273 0.03233 198 156 39 3
4558 Sorry we are all out of teapots. 1.2273 0.03644 176 141 30 5
4559 I ordered "tournedos of beef"! Take this back! 1.2273 0.03747 198 163 25 10
4560 I don’t think I need fresh pepper with that 1.2273 0.03554 176 140 32 4
4561 Sir, we now must head to the men's room where there are no windows." 1.2271 0.03635 207 170 27 10
4562 It started when I yanked my tie out. 1.2271 0.03635 207 170 27 10
4563 So you didn't puree the carrot, why? 1.2270 0.03362 185 146 36 3
4564 I ordered tournedos of beef not bisque 1.2270 0.03850 185 152 24 9
4565 Is it safe to take a selfie now?I want to be the first to post it on Instagram 1.2270 0.03514 163 128 33 2
4566 Excuse me sir,but my soup is cold. 1.2270 0.04290 163 136 17 10
4567 Last time I ordered this, you did a tiny flame, I preferred it. 1.2268 0.03350 194 154 36 4
4568 I'd rather not have my soup deconstructed! 1.2268 0.03581 194 157 30 7
4569 Did I not make myself clear? Shaken, not stirred. 1.2268 0.03655 194 158 28 8
4570 And you think I was slurping. 1.2267 0.03961 172 141 23 8
4571 Microwave vortex? 1.2267 0.03695 172 138 29 5
4572 I said with a sprinkle of turbinado! not tornado 1.2267 0.03786 172 139 27 6
4573 No Sir, the flies are leaving... 1.2267 0.03786 172 139 27 6
4574 The menu said nothing about hurricane seasoning? 1.2266 0.03547 203 165 30 8
4575 Low fat and low sodium is great, but the pressure is way too low! 1.2266 0.03547 203 165 30 8
4576 So this is meteorological cuisine? 1.2265 0.03984 181 150 21 10
4577 Retrieve my hairpiece at once. 1.2265 0.03491 181 144 33 4
4578 It’ s the latest trend sir: Tornado Tomato 1.2265 0.03578 181 145 31 5
4579 I didn't expect this when I asked for a twist of lemon. 1.2265 0.03578 181 145 31 5
4580 Its our climate change special "tornado soup 1.2265 0.03827 181 148 25 8
4581 Waiter my soup seems to be low pressure. 1.2265 0.03663 181 146 29 6
4582 Waiter, I specifically order the toMato soup NOT the torNado soup. 1.2264 0.03778 159 127 28 4
4583 You did order the Magic Black Bean Soup sir? 1.2263 0.03993 190 159 19 12
4584 I ordered "dine in" not "to go." 1.2263 0.03551 190 153 31 6
4585 And tonight for your gust-atory pleasure... 1.2263 0.03551 190 153 31 6
4586 You told me the soup was fit for a god, but I wasn't expecting to share. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
4587 You better hope this soup doesn't land in New England. They only eat clam chowder. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
4588 "No spoon? No spoon? I suppose there is no tempest in the tea either? 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
4589 More bread sticks, please. 1.2261 0.03520 199 161 31 7
4590 BUT I ORDERED THE TORNADOES OF BEEF! 1.2261 0.03373 199 159 35 5
4591 But I ordered the Spring Medley. 1.2261 0.03520 199 161 31 7
4592 Still think climate change is a myth? 1.2260 0.03964 177 146 22 9
4593 I asked for a lemon twist! 1.2260 0.03714 177 143 28 6
4594 I believe I said “potato.” 1.2260 0.03536 177 141 32 4
4595 Oh my dang hearing aid. You said tomato soup! 1.2260 0.03883 177 145 24 8
4596 I don't care if it is the special. Take it away. 1.2260 0.03554 208 170 29 9
4597 I ordered soup for one. I didn't expect to be sharing it with an elephant. 1.2258 0.03980 186 155 20 11
4598 Apologies sir, we were all out of the Thunder & Lightning. 1.2258 0.03346 186 147 36 3
4599 We're trying something new, Tornado Tuesdays. What do you think? 1.2258 0.03431 186 148 34 4
4600 OZ soup is the chef's speciality 1.2258 0.03431 186 148 34 4
4601 Please bring me a soup-phoon. 1.2258 0.03832 186 153 24 9
4602 I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of teapots. 1.2256 0.03710 195 160 26 9
4603 I admire your ability to deny the threat of global warming. 1.2256 0.03710 195 160 26 9
4604 Your Global Warming special, extra spicy 1.2256 0.03565 195 158 30 7
4605 Tell the chef his 'Classic soup with a twist' is turning my stomach 1.2256 0.03490 195 157 32 6
4606 I ordered the storm in a teacup... 1.2256 0.03710 195 160 26 9
4607 Cool story bro, but I ordered the salad. 1.2256 0.03781 195 161 24 10
4608 Excuse me, but I think somebody spiked the soup. 1.2254 0.03766 173 140 27 6
4609 Excuse me waiter, I asked for tomato soup. 1.2254 0.03766 173 140 27 6
4610 I may regret my decision to switch from Egyptian Red Lentil to the 10 Plagues. 1.2253 0.03645 182 147 29 6
4611 I ordered the tournedos of beef - not of soup. 1.2253 0.03561 182 146 31 5
4612 Oops! It swallowed my bill! 1.2253 0.03887 182 150 23 9
4613 It’s prepared in a blender. 1.2253 0.03727 182 148 27 7
4614 I clearly asked for TOMATO soup! 1.2253 0.04040 182 152 19 11
4615 I ordered tomato - not tornado - soup.... 1.2253 0.03645 182 147 29 6
4616 I thought I ordered Tournedos de boeuf. Instead you served me "tornado soup!' 1.2251 0.03534 191 154 31 6
4617 Is this how it always comes? 1.2251 0.03534 191 154 31 6
4618 What did you expect when you put hot sauce in your gazpacho? 1.2251 0.03534 191 154 31 6
4619 I ordered the tornedo of Oklahoma beef - not a tornado of Oklahoma broth. 1.2251 0.03534 191 154 31 6
4620 The immersion blender went crazy 1.2251 0.03833 191 158 23 10
4621 I said "Tureen" not "Tornado"! 1.2251 0.03455 191 153 33 5
4622 Is this the fabulous polar vortex soup you advertise? 1.2251 0.03534 191 154 31 6
4623 So you won't bring me salt until I taste it? 1.2251 0.03255 231 187 36 8
4624 Is this Katrina's soup? 1.2250 0.03645 200 164 27 9
4625 It’s too hot ! 1.2250 0.03504 200 162 31 7
4626 It seems we've found the source of global warming. 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
4627 No,sir. The menu clearly states “alfalfa spout soup”. 1.2250 0.03358 200 160 35 5
4628 what elephant? 1.2249 0.03338 209 168 35 6
4629 Holy tornado !! 1.2249 0.04001 169 139 22 8
4630 Could I get this sent back? It's really cold . . . and hot. 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
4631 I ordered Beef Tournedos, not Soup Tornado. 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
4632 A category 3 stars from the National Weather Service? 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
4633 ...and now a scene from our newest film, SOUPNADO! 1.2247 0.03780 178 145 26 7
4634 One tsunami to go, please. 1.2246 0.03580 187 151 30 6
4635 Diner: "Waiter, there's a vortex in my soup!" Waiter:"Hush, or the others will want one too." 1.2246 0.03659 187 152 28 7
4636 I asked for the 'tomato' bisque. 1.2246 0.03737 187 153 26 8
4637 It's Helen Hunt's favorite, sir. 1.2246 0.03659 187 152 28 7
4638 Could I get a spoon before it cools down? 1.2246 0.03737 187 153 26 8
4639 I just ordered the placid tomato basil bisque, not the vertiginous gyratory apple of love funnel. 1.2246 0.03498 187 150 32 5
4640 ``So, what part of cream of tomato didn't you understand.'' 1.2246 0.03659 187 152 28 7
4641 Climate change is totally out of control! 1.2246 0.03580 187 151 30 6
4642 Have you ever considered using an immersion blender? 1.2246 0.03415 187 149 34 4
4643 Fresh from Alabama right? 1.2245 0.03693 196 161 26 9
4644 No, I will NOT give you my ruby slippers. 1.2245 0.03621 196 160 28 8
4645 Oh, you wanted the tomato soup? 1.2245 0.03763 196 162 24 10
4646 I ordered tomato soup, not tornado 1.2245 0.03474 196 158 32 6
4647 Tournedos of beef? 1.2245 0.03548 196 159 30 7
4648 This soup has a certain je ne sais quoi... 1.2244 0.03232 205 163 38 4
4649 I guess I thought 'tornadolini' was at least a pasta dish. 1.2244 0.03447 205 166 32 7
4650 When I ordered the "Dorothy" soup...I had no idea! 1.2244 0.03649 205 169 26 10
4651 I didn’t order this 1.2244 0.03583 205 168 28 9
4652 I,m only the waiter sir, not a weather forecaster! 1.2241 0.03471 174 138 33 3
4653 Waiter, may I have a straw please? 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
4654 No, I wanted something with a hint of coriander, not coriolis. 1.2241 0.03565 174 139 31 4
4655 Huh...so that’s what ‘du jour’ means. 1.2240 0.03543 183 147 31 5
4656 Excuse me, can I have a word with the Chef 1.2240 0.03543 183 147 31 5
4657 I ordered the Tournedos ROSSINI... not the Wichita Bisque. 1.2240 0.03627 183 148 29 6
4658 A slight variation on Tempest in a Teapot, I presume? 1.2240 0.03867 183 151 23 9
4659 There is a fly in my soupnato 1.2240 0.03669 192 157 27 8
4660 I said tinned fennel 1.2240 0.03439 192 154 33 5
4661 Is this really the special? 1.2240 0.03669 192 157 27 8
4662 Hazmat suit please. 1.2240 0.03439 192 154 33 5
4663 Global warming is becoming harder to ignore, now that extreme weather is showing up in the most unlikely of places. 1.2240 0.03517 192 155 31 6
4664 Had it only been a fly in my soup. 1.2240 0.03439 192 154 33 5
4665 So this is Tornado Soup? 1.2240 0.03359 192 153 35 4
4666 When I ordered the East Alabama Special I was not expecting this! 1.2240 0.03669 192 157 27 8
4667 My soup is about to fly, Sir. 1.2240 0.03277 192 152 37 3
4668 Does this mean my soup is going to Oz? 1.2240 0.03439 192 154 33 5
4669 There's a swarm in my soup. 1.2240 0.03517 192 155 31 6
4670 Well, sir, you ordered the Tournedos of Beef. 1.2240 0.03743 192 158 25 9
4671 I believe I ordered the boeuf de torneados" 1.2240 0.03815 192 159 23 10
4672 I must have misunderstood ‘du jour.’ 1.2238 0.03254 210 168 37 5
4673 So it wasn't a misspelling? You didn't really mean to list tournedos on the menu? 1.2238 0.03523 210 172 29 9
4674 May I please have some hot sauce? 1.2238 0.03523 210 172 29 9
4675 There is a whole town of flies in my soup. 1.2237 0.04090 152 124 22 6
4676 My God, essence of parsnip! 1.2235 0.03891 170 139 24 7
4677 Tomato Tornado, sir 1.2235 0.03761 179 146 26 7
4678 What time do you close? 1.2235 0.03761 179 146 26 7
4679 Waiter, there’s a giant carrot in my soup.” 1.2235 0.03924 179 148 22 9
4680 You forgot to add the deniers 1.2235 0.03924 179 148 22 9
4681 It's our signature dish " Welcome Home". Just click your heels together three times . You'll swear your aunt made it ,otherwise , it's on the house. 1.2235 0.03761 179 146 26 7
4682 Soup #1 on the menu is Tornado, not Tomato. 1.2234 0.03399 188 150 34 4
4683 Someone was a little too enthusiastic with the pepper grinder. 1.2234 0.03314 188 149 36 3
4684 Ordering the FEMA course is really chefs choice 1.2234 0.03532 197 160 30 7
4685 Beef Tournedos are the specialty of the house. 1.2234 0.03458 197 159 32 6
4686 I should have specified that I wanted a *pepper* twister. 1.2234 0.03532 197 160 30 7
4687 sir, if your establishment does not get this eldritch tentacle out of my soup, i shall be forced to give you three stars in the zagat review! i would go lower but your hors d'ouvres were phenomenal, and your wine perfectly paired. 1.2233 0.03291 206 165 36 5
4688 I’m sorry, I ordered the tournado! 1.2233 0.03697 206 171 24 11
4689 I ordered the hot and sour soup, but I didn't think it would be intense enough to create its own weather." 1.2229 0.03791 157 126 27 4
4690 Watercress, not waterspout! 1.2229 0.03897 157 127 25 5
4691 I think you were too aggressive with the pepper mill. 1.2229 0.04042 166 137 21 8
4692 Do I use a spoon or a straw? 1.2229 0.03728 175 142 27 6
4693 I would like to cancel the Hurricane Steak special" 1.2229 0.03983 175 145 21 9
4694 This definitely is not tournedos of beef! 1.2229 0.03900 175 144 23 8
4695 This is just a starter. Wait until the main course! 1.2228 0.03770 184 151 25 8
4696 How about I click my heels together three times and *you* go back to Kansas! 1.2228 0.03691 184 150 27 7
4697 Would you care for a fresh glass of waterspout? 1.2228 0.03691 184 150 27 7
4698 Perfect ! Now bring me the tempest in a teapot and the eggs sunny side up. 1.2228 0.03848 184 152 23 9
4699 There's a problem with my dinner but I don't know what it is. 1.2228 0.03577 193 157 29 7
4700 Excuse monsieur, je requeste ‘le tomato’ bisque” 1.2228 0.03501 193 156 31 6
4701 May I have a soup spoon please? 1.2228 0.03652 193 158 27 8
4702 This soup is a real killer. 1.2228 0.03501 193 156 31 6
4703 And people think being a wizard is fun... 1.2228 0.03423 193 155 33 5
4704 Don’t run the heat and the air conditioning at the same time. 1.2228 0.03501 193 156 31 6
4705 I ordered Tournedos Rossini. What is this -- the William Tell Overture? 1.2228 0.03612 202 166 27 9
4706 Excuse me I ordered pea soup not bee soup 1.2228 0.03680 202 167 25 10
4707 I said "tomato" soup, you idiot - not "tornado!" 1.2228 0.03473 202 164 31 7
4708 The tornado likes your soup. 1.2228 0.03328 202 162 35 5
4709 You never said 'when'. 1.2222 0.03617 207 171 26 10
4710 Waiter, there's a fly caught in my tornado soup. 1.2222 0.03742 180 147 26 7
4711 Can I get this in a box? My wife has only left me frozen casserole this week. 1.2222 0.03588 198 162 28 8
4712 So I guess molecular gastronomy's over now? 1.2222 0.03776 189 156 24 9
4713 I thought the "Dust Bowl" was a salad, not the soup du jour. 1.2222 0.03689 171 138 28 5
4714 Excuse me, I ordered the Tornado Shrimp......... 1.2222 0.03465 189 152 32 5
4715 The bean soup will make you a bit "windy." 1.2222 0.03551 207 170 28 9
4716 Apparently the chef has a unique definition of “spicy.” 1.2222 0.03178 225 181 38 6
4717 That's our new Dark & Stormy. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
4718 No, I did not say the 'tornado-bisque' soup. 1.2222 0.03465 189 152 32 5
4719 I ordered Vitello Tonnato, not Tornado 1.2222 0.03624 189 154 28 7
4720 It is the inverse of an immersion blender! 1.2222 0.03624 189 154 28 7
4721 My friends told me it can raise quite a storm. 1.2222 0.03624 189 154 28 7
4722 I ordered the lentil and fennel. 1.2222 0.03484 180 144 32 4
4723 I asked for extra spicy, not extra windy! 1.2222 0.03572 180 145 30 5
4724 Did you order this to go? 1.2222 0.03546 189 153 30 6
4725 The soup is satisfactory but I am starting to think I shouldn’t have ordered a Mudslide to drink. 1.2216 0.03708 194 160 25 9
4726 I thought the Climate Change Special was only served on Sundays! 1.2216 0.03407 194 156 33 5
4727 The aroma is quite breathtaking. 1.2216 0.03485 194 157 31 6
4728 Very interesting, but I ordered the beef tournado. 1.2216 0.03337 185 147 35 3
4729 Are you sure this is Texas chili? 1.2216 0.03337 185 147 35 3
4730 You promised lightning service .. but you've brought me whirlwind. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
4731 There's a hair in my soup. 1.2216 0.03795 176 144 25 7
4732 Waiter! I asked for the tomato bisque, tomato, understand?! 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
4733 The blender was on the fritz, sir, so we improvised. 1.2216 0.03340 176 139 35 2
4734 I don't mean to be picky, but this soup really blows. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
4735 Revelations” was the chef’s inspiration? Well then, desert had better not be Death by Chocolate.. 1.2216 0.03929 167 137 23 7
4736 I had asked for toMATo soup! 1.2211 0.03427 199 161 32 6
4737 But I asked for tomato - not tornado - soup! 1.2211 0.03352 199 160 34 5
4738 But I didn’t order the Perfect Storm soup. 1.2211 0.03683 190 156 26 8
4739 Would you like a side of cow with that, sir? 1.2211 0.03529 190 154 30 6
4740 As soon as the tornado dies down I will have a look, sir. 1.2211 0.03683 190 156 26 8
4741 He's gone, but he said the soup's good. 1.2211 0.03607 190 155 28 7
4742 Will this soup turn my stomach? Jonathan Siegel Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canad 1.2211 0.03683 190 156 26 8
4743 This new soup recipe has taken the culinary world by storm. But you need rain gear to eat it. 1.2211 0.03607 190 155 28 7
4744 The Chef calls it Consummé with a twist... 1.2211 0.03449 190 153 32 5
4745 And this really is your favorite thing on the menu? 1.2211 0.03529 190 154 30 6
4746 I ordered a tournedos!... 1.2210 0.03723 181 148 26 7
4747 Um, I believe I asked for the hurricane chowder? 1.2210 0.03467 181 145 32 4
4748 A little wind after Sopa de Garbanzos I can handle, but during? 1.2210 0.03723 181 148 26 7
4749 Where's the storm warning?! 1.2210 0.03467 181 145 32 4
4750 Yes, I'm sorry about wine. We are out of the tempest in a teapot 1.2210 0.03467 181 145 32 4
4751 "It's the Soup of the Day: Tornado Tomato" 1.2209 0.03670 172 139 28 5
4752 I distinctly remember ordering a teapot. 1.2207 0.03384 222 182 31 9
4753 I asked for tomato soup, not tornado" 1.2206 0.03580 204 168 27 9
4754 A tourbouillon extraordinaire! 1.2206 0.03299 204 164 35 5
4755 Excuse me waiter, I ordered tomato soup, not tornado. 1.2206 0.03299 204 164 35 5
4756 But how am I going to Instagram this? 1.2206 0.03840 204 172 19 13
4757 It's not like they are in the soup. 1.2206 0.03372 204 165 33 6
4758 Excuse me waiter, there's a fly in my soup 1.2205 0.03831 195 163 21 11
4759 I know climate change affects how we eat, but this is ridiculous. 1.2205 0.03232 195 155 37 3
4760 What's in this shit? 1.2204 0.03886 186 155 21 10
4761 I ordered a tempest in a teapot, not a tornado in my tureen! 1.2204 0.03655 186 152 27 7
4762 So, was I right? Is the special tonight totally ‘up your alley’? 1.2204 0.03655 186 152 27 7
4763 So, uh ... I have a bit of a complaint... 1.2203 0.03602 177 143 29 5
4764 Can I order the Denial Wine Flight with the Global Warming tasting menu? 1.2203 0.03511 177 142 31 4
4765 This carrot soup is out of control! 1.2203 0.03942 177 147 21 9
4766 This is the second time this has happened, I gonna have to ask for a different table. 1.2203 0.03690 177 144 27 6
4767 I thought you said the soup had toranados of beef? 1.2202 0.03721 168 136 27 5
4768 I thought the menu said 'tortilla' soup. 1.2202 0.03524 168 134 31 3
4769 I want to speak with the manager. This is a waterspout. I specifically requested a tornado! 1.2202 0.03721 168 136 27 5
4770 Do you have doggy bags? 1.2202 0.03908 168 138 23 7
4771 This is the chef's tournedos of soup? 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
4772 is this something to do with global warming? 1.2200 0.03556 200 164 28 8
4773 Can you bring me a spoon? 1.2200 0.03337 200 161 34 5
4774 The touchdown was good,The splatter is a bit much. Can you slow it down a bit? 1.2200 0.03694 200 166 24 10
4775 Flambé is SO last year! 1.2199 0.03512 191 155 30 6
4776 Our chef ‘s gazpacho always has that added zip. 1.2199 0.03813 191 159 22 10
4777 There are macro AND micro climates. 1.2199 0.03268 191 152 36 3
4778 Is this the beef tournedos? 1.2199 0.03433 191 154 32 5
4779 Our Chef is a native Floridian. 1.2199 0.03433 191 154 32 5
4780 Your Climate Change Chowder has too much oregano. 1.2199 0.03590 191 156 28 7
4781 Well it does say 'a la trombe' on the menu Sir... 1.2198 0.03537 182 147 30 5
4782 The menu did not mention any fusion-cuisine dishes... 1.2198 0.03705 182 149 26 7
4783 We upgraded your Shark Fin Soup to the Sharknado consomé, with ze compliments de la maison. 1.2197 0.03741 173 141 26 6
4784 There appears to be a mistake, I ordered the tomato bisque. 1.2197 0.03557 173 139 30 4
4785 Are you sure this weather system is local? 1.2197 0.03917 173 143 22 8
4786 I said brussels SPROUT soup, not spout. 1.2197 0.03830 173 142 24 7
4787 Could I have some of that mobile home baked bread? 1.2197 0.03741 173 141 26 6
4788 How many Scovile units is this soup anyway 1.2195 0.03427 205 167 31 7
4789 Remember that I ate tornado soups before they were mainstream 1.2195 0.04062 164 136 20 8
4790 Pardon Moi. I thought you said “Wild” not “Mild” on the soup. 1.2194 0.03528 196 160 29 7
4791 You did not mention the herbed yogurt funnel swirl. 1.2194 0.03376 196 158 33 5
4792 I thought you said the global warming soup came with tomatoes? 1.2194 0.03298 196 157 35 4
4793 that is NOT a tournedos! 1.2194 0.03528 196 160 29 7
4794 Waiter, they’re filming an all-fly production of “The Wizard of Oz” in my soup. 1.2194 0.03744 196 163 23 10
4795 This soup for storm chasers gives the menu a new twist. 1.2194 0.03601 196 161 27 8
4796 Waiter, I specifically asked you to hold the waterspout." 1.2193 0.03392 187 150 33 4
4797 I ordered the Brussels sprouts. 1.2193 0.03867 187 156 21 10
4798 Waiter, there's a cyclone in my fly soup! 1.2193 0.03792 187 155 23 9
4799 That's not tomato! 1.2193 0.03637 187 153 27 7
4800 I didn't think you would come if I said, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" 1.2193 0.03941 187 157 19 11
4801 And for dessert I’ll have the chocolate cake and to drink the Tempest in a Teapot 1.2193 0.03475 187 151 31 5
4802 Sorry, Sir. That one is spelled “T-O-U-R-N-E-D-O-S.” 1.2193 0.03637 187 153 27 7
4803 This is not a teapot 1.2191 0.03756 178 146 25 7
4804 This is definitely coming out of your tip. 1.2190 0.03373 210 171 32 7
4805 The ground pepper is airborn. 1.2190 0.03570 210 174 26 10
4806 You didn't have to split the peas that much! 1.2190 0.03304 210 170 34 6
4807 The soup gods are angry tonight, sir. I suggest you leave at once. 1.2190 0.03304 210 170 34 6
4808 Waiter, I can't eat my soup... 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
4809 I believe I ordered my food vortex free. 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
4810 How do I like the place? Your soup is too hot and the room is too cold! 1.2189 0.03977 169 140 21 8
4811 Don’t just stand there - put the plug back in! 1.2189 0.03540 201 165 28 8
4812 No monsieur, I said tomato brisk. 1.2189 0.03540 201 165 28 8
4813 It's warming your soup, sir. 1.2189 0.03089 201 159 40 2
4814 This situation has no comic overtones. 1.2189 0.03469 201 164 30 7
4815 You say the chef just got back from Alabama? 1.2189 0.03322 201 162 34 5
4816 I think your self-stirring soup service may be a bit out of whack. 1.2188 0.03417 192 155 32 5
4817 Remind me why I need ketchup? 1.2188 0.03496 192 156 30 6
4818 And you're absolutely sure I won't need a napkin, right? 1.2186 0.03449 215 177 29 9
4819 I asked for it in a tea pot, not a soup bowl. 1.2186 0.03767 183 151 24 8
4820 It’s trying to remove the fly from soup. 1.2186 0.03345 183 146 34 3
4821 I ordered F-1. 1.2184 0.03548 206 170 27 9
4822 Pardon, but I odered a storm in a teacup, not a bowl. 1.2184 0.03539 174 140 30 4
4823 Excuse me, would you please wrap the rest in a doggie bag? 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
4824 I see the confusion but I'd still prefer for the Beef Tournedos in Mushroom Wine Sauce. 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
4825 At least the fly is not in your soup, sir. 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
4826 May I exchange this for borscht? 1.2184 0.03810 174 143 24 7
4827 I ordered a tempest in a teacup, not a cyclone in the soup. 1.2183 0.03656 197 163 25 9
4828 Fresh pepper,bread,cheese and a barometer please. 1.2183 0.03361 197 159 33 5
4829 I was hoping you could at least mitigate the effects of climate change on my soup 1.2183 0.03795 197 165 21 11
4830 Will this affect the flavor? 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
4831 But I ordered the F1 soup, not the F4! 1.2181 0.03540 188 153 29 6
4832 I'm Clark Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet... 1.2181 0.03459 188 152 31 5
4833 Three weeks ago it was a fly...two weeks ago it was a cockroach...and now this. You really have outdone yourself this time Pierre. If I didn't know better I'd have to say that I have offended someone. 1.2181 0.03290 188 150 35 3
4834 I mean, I'm definitely not new to Szechuan soup, but ... 1.2181 0.03203 188 149 37 2
4835 Sorry Sir, it must have come from the teapot. 1.2179 0.03652 179 146 27 6
4836 Can I get this soup Toto? 1.2179 0.03476 179 144 31 4
4837 Yes, our chili is considered an f-5. It has a lot of "get up and go 1.2179 0.03737 179 147 25 7
4838 Is a genie going to come out of this bowl? 1.2179 0.03476 179 144 31 4
4839 I'm glad you got rid of the fly, but now could you get the tornado out of my soup? 1.2179 0.03652 179 146 27 6
4840 Are you sure this is the Hurricane Soup? It looks more like a tornado. 1.2178 0.03593 202 167 26 9
4841 I just wanted the regular Shark Fin soup. 1.2178 0.03593 202 167 26 9
4842 We ran out of beef tournadeau so you got tornado. 1.2176 0.03401 193 156 32 5
4843 I beg your pardon, but the menu said "tortellini." 1.2176 0.03321 193 155 34 4
4844 I thought you said the soup du jour was tomato soup. 1.2174 0.03533 207 171 27 9
4845 It's a bit too spicy. 1.2174 0.03586 184 150 28 6
4846 Can you please turn down the air pressure in here? 1.2174 0.03586 184 150 28 6
4847 Awarded Le Michelin Storm Soupe Sir. 1.2174 0.03328 184 147 34 3
4848 Well, that gives new meaning to "stirring the soup." 1.2174 0.03502 184 149 30 5
4849 I ordered the tournedos of beef, not whatever this is" 1.2174 0.03748 184 152 24 8
4850 I asked for a category 0. 1.2174 0.03586 184 150 28 6
4851 Waiter, and elephants trunk is in my soup 1.2174 0.03903 184 154 20 10
4852 I'm sorry sir. We're fresh out of the Australian counterclockwise soup. I hope this will do. 1.2174 0.03502 184 149 30 5
4853 Sir, the hot and cold aspects of the soup aren't mixing well... 1.2174 0.03417 184 148 32 4
4854 I thought it said Water Sprout Soup.... 1.2172 0.03346 198 160 33 5
4855 Airplane themed restaurant, Yes! Jet engines for ceiling fans, No! 1.2172 0.03421 198 161 31 6
4856 Our soup de jour is from Toronado , Spain 1.2171 0.03329 175 139 34 2
4857 May I please have some oyster crackers. 1.2171 0.03703 175 143 26 6
4858 'You might think I'm making a tempest in a teacup, but I just can't eat this." 1.2171 0.03876 175 145 22 8
4859 Waiter, what's this tornado doing in my soup?" "The Twist? 1.2171 0.03703 175 143 26 6
4860 The chef said to wish you luck. 1.2169 0.03442 189 153 31 5
4861 My ex wife takes half of everything 1.2169 0.03902 189 159 19 11
4862 Is this the 'Climate Change Soup' I ordered? 1.2169 0.03523 189 154 29 6
4863 Is this the authentic tomato tornado soup? 1.2169 0.03602 189 155 27 7
4864 May I remind you that etiquette is the noise you don't make when eating soup? 1.2169 0.03635 166 134 28 4
4865 I am sorry but I ordered the to-mato soup! 1.2167 0.03577 203 168 26 9
4866 I asked for EF - 1 spicy. I think this is at least EF - 2. 1.2167 0.03459 180 145 31 4
4867 No it’s alright, I don’t think I even need a spoon. 1.2165 0.03687 194 161 24 9
4868 People at the next table ordered butterfly's wings. 1.2165 0.03539 194 159 28 7
4869 I suppose this means there is a fly in my teacup. 1.2164 0.03934 171 142 21 8
4870 A bit too spicy you say? 1.2164 0.03567 171 138 29 4
4871 When I ordered the pepper pot soup with a twist, I didn’t expect a twister. 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
4872 But I ordered the soup with a tournedo... 1.2164 0.03470 171 137 31 3
4873 'The Funnel cake is not quite done...' 1.2164 0.03567 171 138 29 4
4874 This is not about climate change, dammit! 1.2163 0.03313 208 169 33 6
4875 I thought I ordered the gazpacho. 1.2163 0.03242 208 168 35 5
4876 I know it said whirling dervish soup,but how do you eat it? 1.2162 0.03650 185 152 26 7
4877 Soup du jour: The Great Plain Soup 1.2162 0.03569 185 151 28 6
4878 Better than a fly in your soup, sir! 1.2162 0.03313 185 148 34 3
4879 Can I get the tomato-tornado to go? 1.2162 0.03400 185 149 32 4
4880 This is not what I meant when I asked for a tornado of vegetables in my soup" 1.2161 0.03406 199 162 31 6
4881 We call it our “Wizard of Oz” delivery system. 1.2161 0.03254 199 160 35 4
4882 This dish is called 'The Washington" 1.2161 0.03552 199 164 27 8
4883 I actually asked for spaghetti, sorry. 1.2160 0.03460 213 176 28 9
4884 The chef's from Alabama. 1.2159 0.03856 176 146 22 8
4885 Sorry for the mix up. 1.2159 0.03409 176 141 32 3
4886 Ever since we pulled out of the Paris Accord your French Onion Soup has been a joke. 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
4887 Waiter, there’s a fly in my tornado soup! 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
4888 May I have a word with the chef?" -Markell West, Laurel, Marylan 1.2158 0.03506 190 155 29 6
4889 On second thought, I’ve changed my mind about the volcano beef. 1.2158 0.03662 190 157 25 8
4890 Im sorry if I wasn’t clear; it’s typhoon coconut soup. 1.2158 0.03585 190 156 27 7
4891 Didn’t think climate change went this far 1.2158 0.03811 190 159 21 10
4892 I just love your Vichyswirl soup. 1.2158 0.03426 190 154 31 5
4893 Waiter, there’s a butterfly in my soup. 1.2158 0.03811 190 159 21 10
4894 I couldn've sworn I asked to have the tornado on the side. 1.2158 0.03811 190 159 21 10
4895 The tornado effect is only $2 extra 1.2157 0.03204 204 164 36 4
4896 You weren't kidding about the special. 1.2157 0.03351 204 166 32 6
4897 It's Haute Cuisine. 1.2157 0.03423 204 167 30 7
4898 Does it pair well with the tempest in a teacup? 1.2156 0.03616 167 135 28 4
4899 Yes sir, tornado soup, our most popular climate change special. 1.2156 0.03903 167 138 22 7
4900 ...and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come truuuue. 1.2155 0.03530 181 147 29 5
4901 Customer,”This isn’t what I expected.” Waiter,”Just suck it up.” 1.2155 0.03530 181 147 29 5
4902 Twister, schmister, waiter. It's still the same old joke, and I still need a spoon! 1.2155 0.03700 181 149 25 7
4903 Cheque, please. 1.2155 0.03442 181 146 31 4
4904 I thought you said the 'Surrender Dorothy' soup came in Technicolor 1.2154 0.03447 195 159 30 6
4905 Chef wants your views on his new secret sriracha sauce! 1.2154 0.03523 195 160 28 7
4906 No matter if it's an F1 or F5, I'd like you to substitute this with a Tempest in a Teapot! 1.2154 0.03447 195 159 30 6
4907 Are you deaf, man? I said Brussels sprouts! 1.2154 0.03370 195 158 32 5
4908 Are there any warnings that come with the Soupercell special ? 1.2154 0.03370 195 158 32 5
4909 I don't usually send my plate back, but I do feel you should have been more specific regarding the chef's "twist" on tomato soup. 1.2154 0.03370 195 158 32 5
4910 Does this contribute to global warming? 1.2153 0.03156 209 168 37 4
4911 This carrot is in my soup! 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
4912 No, I ordered the Tournedos of beef and tomato soup. 1.2151 0.03643 172 140 27 5
4913 Waiter, what's this giant carrot doing in my soup? 1.2151 0.03711 186 154 24 8
4914 I was not expecting this when I ordered a "tournedo"! 1.2151 0.03469 186 151 30 5
4915 I thought I asked for TOMATO soup. 1.2151 0.03384 186 150 32 4
4916 Big carrot, huh? 1.2151 0.03297 186 149 34 3
4917 ...DON'T BLAME IT ON CLIMATE CHANGE, YOU TOLD ME TODAY'S SPECIAL WAS CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS 1.2151 0.03297 186 149 34 3
4918 I'll turn down the air conditioning 1.2147 0.03576 177 144 28 5
4919 Is everything to your liking, sir? 1.2147 0.03751 177 146 24 7
4920 Was the twister generated by a local weather system? 1.2147 0.03568 191 157 27 7
4921 So today's "Redneck Special" includes a real trailer park ? 1.2147 0.03719 191 159 23 9
4922 Wait. No. I asked for the tomato soup. 1.2147 0.03568 191 157 27 7
4923 Climate change, sir. Climate change. 1.2143 0.03598 182 149 27 6
4924 And for my entree I like beef tournedos. 1.2143 0.03694 168 137 26 5
4925 I think you brought the 5-alarm chili instead of my all-is-well pea soup. 1.2143 0.03581 196 162 26 8
4926 I would have preferred a soup spoon. 1.2143 0.03724 196 164 22 10
4927 Would you happen to have a straw? 1.2143 0.03275 196 158 34 4
4928 There must be some mistake, waiter. I distinctly recall ordering the 'tempest in a teapot' special. 1.2143 0.03598 182 149 27 6
4929 A spoon would suffice. 1.2143 0.03789 168 138 24 6
4930 From which Tornado Alley farm was this grown? 1.2143 0.03598 182 149 27 6
4931 Waiter, there's a rare weather phenomenon flying out of my soup. 1.2143 0.03598 182 149 27 6
4932 Tornado Tomato. 1.2143 0.03354 196 159 32 5
4933 Even the soup is trying to escape this ridiculous establishment, 1 star. 1.2143 0.03507 196 161 28 7
4934 The soup comes with the chef's special whipped cream. 1.2143 0.03882 168 139 22 7
4935 I'm glad i didn't go for the matzo balls soup. 1.2143 0.03763 182 151 23 8
4936 Yeah, that pretty much sums up my life in a soup bowl. 1.2143 0.03694 168 137 26 5
4937 I touched the bowl and out came the cock-a-leekie geenie. 1.2140 0.03431 215 178 28 9
4938 Are you sure about the free range chicken 1.2139 0.03520 201 166 27 8
4939 Waiter, there's been a mistake. I ordered tournedos medium- rare. 1.2139 0.03301 201 163 33 5
4940 I did not realize the Climate Change Special would be this messy 1.2139 0.03846 187 157 20 10
4941 May I have the chef's recipe for the tournedos de bouef? 1.2139 0.03615 187 154 26 7
4942 Waiter, I think there’s a fly in my soup. 1.2139 0.03368 187 151 32 4
4943 We're all out of the Tempest in a Teapot. This is our Twister in a Tomato Bisque. 1.2139 0.03534 187 153 28 6
4944 Unfortunately, your "Climate-Change Bisque' is well-named. 1.2139 0.03624 173 141 27 5
4945 On second thought, cancel the "Tempest in a Teapot." 1.2139 0.03805 173 143 23 7
4946 What's a fly doing in my soup? 1.2136 0.03462 206 170 28 8
4947 I believe you misunderstood. I ordered to-MAT-o soup. 1.2136 0.03462 206 170 28 8
4948 No,no,no! Tournedos,please. With bernaise sauce. 1.2135 0.03313 192 155 33 4
4949 …..but I asked for tournedos, not soup! 1.2135 0.03473 192 157 29 6
4950 Sir, when I asked for a way to stir my soup, this is NOT what I meant! 1.2135 0.03702 192 160 23 9
4951 I guess this elephant is hungry. 1.2135 0.03627 192 159 25 8
4952 I don't care if I'm not in Kansas anymore, "Dorothy Soup" is scaring me! 1.2135 0.03313 192 155 33 4
4953 You ordered it smoking hot, right? 1.2135 0.03473 192 157 29 6
4954 Storm soup should be served in a tureen! 1.2135 0.03144 192 153 37 2
4955 Tournedos d’plume, sir 1.2135 0.03229 192 154 35 3
4956 Well, I thought, 'Whirlwind, $12,' that must be an adjective here, maybe a verb or adverb, but not a noun 1.2135 0.03702 192 160 23 9
4957 You can adjust it with the SOUP app on your iPhone, Sir. His flambé creations require OS10 or later 1.2135 0.03732 178 147 24 7
4958 It was just a fly, for goodness sake. 1.2135 0.03558 178 145 28 5
4959 Will an umbrella be provided before the entree comes out? 1.2135 0.03558 178 145 28 5
4960 I think perhaps too much pepper! 1.2135 0.03468 178 144 30 4
4961 I thought it said Tournedos Stew. 1.2135 0.03468 178 144 30 4
4962 I warned you about global warming! 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
4963 The chef went way too heavy on the Habanero peppers! 1.2134 0.03646 164 133 27 4
4964 This is our seasonal "climate change" plat du jour, sir. 1.2134 0.03646 164 133 27 4
4965 No magnetic stirrer next time. 1.2133 0.03406 211 174 29 8
4966 I’ve heard of a tempest in a teapot, but isn’t this taking it to extremes? 1.2132 0.03564 197 163 26 8
4967 We recommend a vigorous stir. 1.2132 0.03416 197 161 30 6
4968 I had ordered the Climate Change Chili, not the Cyclone Soup. 1.2132 0.03491 197 162 28 7
4969 Excuse me, but I believe I ordered the tomato soup 1.2132 0.03339 197 160 32 5
4970 Waiter, there's a hole in my Soufflé! 1.2131 0.03580 183 150 27 6
4971 You call this hurricane soup!? This is tropical storm stew at best. 1.2131 0.03408 183 148 31 4
4972 Our North Korean kimchi has a half life of 10,000 years. 1.2131 0.03408 183 148 31 4
4973 No, no, no, I said TOMATO! Take this back before it whisks me away to Oz. 1.2131 0.03495 183 149 29 5
4974 It’s an ixnay on the doggie bag. 1.2130 0.03861 169 140 22 7
4975 Haute cuisine? 1.2130 0.03674 169 138 26 5
4976 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.2128 0.03675 188 156 24 8
4977 Not to worry sir, you won’t even notice the spice! 1.2128 0.03517 188 154 28 6
4978 Never thought I would wish to be able to address you with a "Waiter, there is a fly in my soup." 1.2128 0.03352 188 152 32 4
4979 You know very well I ordered the tournedos. 1.2128 0.03675 188 156 24 8
4980 Yes sir, but I think I said funnel cake, not funnel storm... 1.2128 0.03435 188 153 30 5
4981 I'll get the chef. 1.2126 0.03512 174 141 29 4
4982 Excuse me, but I thought I was very clear that I only wanted a tempest in a teapot. 1.2126 0.03785 174 144 23 7
4983 I thought this was supposed to be TOURNEDO soup and you just spelled it wrong on the menu. 1.2126 0.03236 207 168 34 5
4984 Seriously? You needed to one-up “a fly in my soup”? 1.2124 0.03828 193 163 19 11
4985 Can I have a spoon please? 1.2124 0.03457 193 158 29 6
4986 Diners say the chef just blows them away. 1.2124 0.03457 193 158 29 6
4987 I ordered watercress, not water spout... 1.2123 0.03713 179 148 24 7
4988 Well some times you may order F1 tornado soup but it turns into F3 tornado sir. 1.2123 0.03713 179 148 24 7
4989 I wanted the tomato, not the tornado soup 1.2123 0.03713 179 148 24 7
4990 ...you asked for hot, Sir. 1.2123 0.03187 212 172 35 5
4991 I believe there's a fly in my soup. 1.2123 0.03257 212 173 33 6
4992 We call it our "Cyclone Chowder." 1.2121 0.03400 198 162 30 6
4993 No tablespoon? What do you expect me to stir the soup with? 1.2121 0.03475 198 163 28 7
4994 Uh, waiter, what I ordered was water SPROUT soup 1.2121 0.03475 198 163 28 7
4995 You know, spinning doesn’t make it a Michelin 1.2121 0.03475 198 163 28 7
4996 It's supposed to be windy, sir 1.2121 0.03147 231 189 35 7
4997 I can see why this soup is the special of the day 1.2120 0.03562 184 151 27 6
4998 I do believe that there is an elephant in the room! 1.2120 0.03725 184 153 23 8
4999 They are not called tornadoes when the form over soup. 1.2120 0.03562 184 151 27 6
5000 There's quite a lemony twist to it 1.2120 0.03303 184 148 33 3
5001 See, even from outer space they come for your soup!!!! 1.2120 0.03478 184 150 29 5
5002 Is this part of the "Giant Sucking Sound" that Ross Perot predicted? 1.2120 0.03645 184 152 25 7
5003 Oh silly me! I thought you said Tournedos was the special. 1.2120 0.03478 184 150 29 5
5004 Tastes like chicken. 1.2118 0.03345 203 166 31 6
5005 I said “tortilla” soup, not “tornado” ! 1.2118 0.03272 203 165 33 5
5006 Uh, I ordered Tomato not Tornado. 1.2118 0.03558 170 138 28 4
5007 We call it Climate Change Pasta. 1.2116 0.03808 189 159 20 10
5008 I ordered the soup WITHOUT the tornado. 1.2116 0.03580 189 156 26 7
5009 I asked for the Fumé 1.2116 0.03336 189 153 32 4
5010 Tournedos, young man! Which high school did you graduate from? 1.2116 0.03580 189 156 26 7
5011 No, it's a pepper twister 1.2116 0.03336 189 153 32 4
5012 Pardon me, but I believe I ordered soup au tournedo. 1.2115 0.03363 208 171 30 7
5013 Sorry, sir, it is not locally sourced. 1.2115 0.03860 156 128 23 5
5014 I’m quite certain I said ‘whether,’ not ‘weather.’ 1.2115 0.03363 208 171 30 7
5015 There’s a dog in my soup! 1.2115 0.03293 208 170 32 6
5016 Hopefully, this tornado potato soup won't bring on raining cats and dogs for dessert 1.2114 0.03852 175 146 21 8
5017 The Healthy Heart Tornado is sucking out all the flavor. 1.2114 0.03587 175 143 27 5
5018 I said "turbot"...with a "T." 1.2114 0.03677 175 144 25 6
5019 Parsnip soup? 1.2114 0.03494 175 142 29 4
5020 You gave me the wrong vortex. I ordered the whirlpool, not the waterspout. 1.2114 0.03587 175 143 27 5
5021 I requested tornado on the side. 1.2113 0.03441 194 159 29 6
5022 It's our beef tornados. 1.2113 0.03441 194 159 29 6
5023 Are you hard of hearing? I asked for tomato soup,not tornado. 1.2113 0.03282 194 157 33 4
5024 There's a waterspout in my soup. 1.2113 0.03518 194 160 27 7
5025 I ordered the beef tournedos not a tornado! 1.2113 0.03441 194 159 29 6
5026 Excuse me, I ordered the gazpacho. 1.2113 0.03174 213 173 35 5
5027 Is that so-called, "Global Swarming?" 1.2111 0.03609 180 148 26 6
5028 I asked for a tempest, not a tornado! 1.2111 0.03522 180 147 28 5
5029 This is tornado soup. I ordered cyclone soup. 1.2111 0.03859 180 151 20 9
5030 The waterspout soup looks delicious. For my main course, I'll try the tsunami lobster. 1.2111 0.03152 199 160 36 3
5031 No, sir; it's just our chef's newest foray into the world of immersion blenders. 1.2111 0.03152 199 160 36 3
5032 The bugs are for free; I didn’t charge it for that. 1.2111 0.03385 199 163 30 6
5033 Is this what you call 'gastronomic?'” 1.2111 0.03385 199 163 30 6
5034 I still maintain its a Chinese hoax. 1.2110 0.03195 218 178 34 6
5035 More like the soup of the century. 1.2108 0.03504 166 134 29 3
5036 Maybe a broth sprinkled with a little cumulus over it? 1.2108 0.03375 185 150 31 4
5037 I thought the tournedos would be the entree. 1.2108 0.03196 185 148 35 2
5038 I’m sorry, sir, but that is a water spout in your soup, not a tornado. 1.2105 0.03820 171 142 22 7
5039 You were out of Storm in a Tea Cup? And so you bring me Minestronado? 1.2105 0.03716 190 159 22 9
5040 I recommend moving out of Alabama. 1.2105 0.03320 190 154 32 4
5041 Can I swap my napkin for another tablecloth? 1.2105 0.03320 190 154 32 4
5042 I’d like some extra napkins with my Soupnado. 1.2105 0.03729 171 141 24 6
5043 No, I said TORTILLA soup. 1.2105 0.03403 190 155 30 5
5044 Do you honestly expect me to eat this soup, with a dessert spoon? 1.2105 0.03635 171 140 26 5
5045 Waiter, I specifically asked for the Cream of Chicken and NOT the Vortex of Doom Soup. 1.2105 0.03403 190 155 30 5
5046 I love tormato soup. 1.2103 0.03425 195 160 29 6
5047 I ordered charcuterie, not Charybdis 1.2102 0.03832 176 147 21 8
5048 Today's special is twisted 1.2102 0.03746 176 146 23 7
5049 I thought I was getting Tomato soup not tornado soup! 1.2102 0.03382 176 142 31 3
5050 '"As for your beverage, Tempest in a Teapot always pairs well." 1.2102 0.03832 176 147 21 8
5051 I'll take a dollop of shaved ice for my "tornado-risotto", please. 1.2100 0.03369 200 164 30 6
5052 Do you have oyster crackers? It's the only way I can eat this. 1.2100 0.03369 200 164 30 6
5053 Pepper? Just say when. 1.2100 0.03369 200 164 30 6
5054 Is another table available? --It's So drafty here 1.2099 0.03591 181 149 26 6
5055 I ordered an EF-5. This is an ef-ing 3.” 1.2099 0.03676 181 150 24 7
5056 Our Chef is a BIG fan of the Wizard of Oz, and includes a spring mix witch resting upon a broomed-crostini, it’s truly breathtaking. 1.2098 0.03457 205 170 27 8
5057 The Soup Nazi joined the circus. 1.2098 0.03457 205 170 27 8
5058 Omakase is always a risk, sir. 1.2098 0.03387 205 169 29 7
5059 I said no fresh pepper! 1.2097 0.03689 186 155 23 8
5060 Sir, there’s a fly in my soup! 1.2097 0.03444 186 152 29 5
5061 It’s getting cold. 1.2097 0.03689 186 155 23 8
5062 Are you feeling under the weather? 1.2097 0.03609 186 154 25 7
5063 Your designer waterspout, sir. 1.2097 0.03528 186 153 27 6
5064 The soup of the day is a spicy El Niño bisque with a splash of tsunami aftermath. A favorite for those believing in global warming. 1.2097 0.03609 186 154 25 7
5065 We call it Tornado Tomato Soup. 1.2095 0.03048 210 169 38 3
5066 Instead of Michelin ratings we use Fujita. 1.2094 0.03772 191 161 20 10
5067 Magic bean soup 1.2094 0.03623 191 159 24 8
5068 I see what you mean. And yet it’s not tornado season. 1.2094 0.03467 191 157 28 6
5069 What is that sucking sound? 1.2094 0.03220 191 154 34 3
5070 I'm pretty sure this is no what I ordered" 1.2094 0.03387 191 156 30 5
5071 You didnt say it was whipped! 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
5072 This IS the consommé, sir. 1.2093 0.03521 172 140 28 4
5073 The weather is crazy everywhere now. This is the New Normal at Chez Antoine. 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
5074 I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot, not a tornado in a soup bowl 1.2093 0.03709 172 142 24 6
5075 I asked for the veal Tournedos 1.2092 0.03252 196 159 33 4
5076 Is everything going well sir? No, I've been stood up, and Yelp will be hearing about the genie in my soup. 1.2092 0.03559 196 163 25 8
5077 You never know where a vortex will show up in Sedona. 1.2092 0.03559 196 163 25 8
5078 Do you think I could get some ketchup for this? 1.2092 0.03409 196 161 29 6
5079 My insurance doesn't cover this level of spicy." 1.2090 0.03727 177 147 23 7
5080 Define winter vegetables. 1.2090 0.03812 177 148 21 8
5081 When you said tomato tornado I didn't think you meant it quite this literally 1.2090 0.03727 177 147 23 7
5082 Ding Dong, the chicken's dead. 1.2090 0.03727 177 147 23 7
5083 This is not what I expected when I ordered the Tornado Supreme! 1.2090 0.03354 201 165 30 6
5084 Your going to need a bigger spoon 1.2090 0.03354 201 165 30 6
5085 I wanted cloudy with a chance of meatballs, not French onion with a side of tornado. 1.2090 0.03279 201 164 32 5
5086 ...and ..our legendary ‘Trailer Park’ soup, a feature of Tuesday’s prix fixe... 1.2089 0.03124 225 184 35 6
5087 Are you sure this is the 'one pepper' soup? 1.2088 0.03487 182 149 28 5
5088 Rossini, I said "Tournedos, Rossini". But this is pretty amazining! 1.2088 0.03487 182 149 28 5
5089 My soup is swarming. 1.2087 0.03510 206 172 25 9
5090 I ordered a Fujita 4. This is only a 2! 1.2087 0.03155 206 167 35 4
5091 I said zucchini, not genie. 1.2086 0.03530 163 132 28 3
5092 Yes, Sir. It IS a unique way to fill a soup bowl. 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
5093 No sir, this soup is not artificially made. 1.2086 0.03511 187 154 27 6
5094 Yes, that is your tornado shrimp soup, made at the table, sir. 1.2086 0.03592 187 155 25 7
5095 I asked for non GMO parsnips. 1.2086 0.03592 187 155 25 7
5096 You asked for cre am of tornado soup, sir? 1.2085 0.03181 211 172 34 5
5097 I specifically said my Soup-nado should spin counter-clockwise! 1.2083 0.03568 168 137 27 4
5098 I didn't order the climate-change soup de jour. 1.2083 0.03605 192 160 24 8
5099 I see tornadoes are in season early this year. 1.2083 0.03289 192 156 32 4
5100 I didn't know it would be served cold. 1.2081 0.03316 197 161 31 5
5101 Waiter! I didn’t order the vortecchini! 1.2081 0.03394 197 162 29 6
5102 I ordered the flambe. 1.2081 0.03469 197 163 27 7
5103 I'm pretty sure this isn't on the rotating menu list. 1.2081 0.03394 197 162 29 6
5104 How is your soup sir? It blew me away! What's in this!? 1.2081 0.03316 197 161 31 5
5105 Is everything alright with your meal, sir? 1.2081 0.03543 197 164 25 8
5106 Oh, you said vortex? I thought you said the soup-du-jour was a borsh. 1.2081 0.03469 197 163 27 7
5107 Clever menu, but I didn't order the "Perfect Storm." 1.2081 0.03305 173 139 32 2
5108 Sir, can you close the vent? It's a bit windy in here... 1.2081 0.03780 173 144 22 7
5109 I saw this at El Bulli in 2005 1.2081 0.03597 173 142 26 5
5110 It’s a new twist on carrot purée soup. 1.2081 0.03405 173 140 30 3
5111 I am sorry sir, but our chief was a former TV weatherman! 1.2079 0.03483 202 168 26 8
5112 No, I missed the disclaimer about “Category 4” menu items. 1.2079 0.03483 202 168 26 8
5113 Climate change has intensified our Tournedos. 1.2079 0.03441 178 145 29 4
5114 That's some spicy chili, dude. 1.2079 0.03532 178 146 27 5
5115 Helen Hunt has my spoon. 1.2077 0.03494 207 173 25 9
5116 Excuse me waiter, why are there no sharks in my sharknado-fin soup? 1.2077 0.03427 207 172 27 8
5117 On second thought, the salad, no dressing. 1.2077 0.03556 183 151 26 6
5118 ...and don't say, 'The Twist, I think.' 1.2077 0.03383 183 149 30 4
5119 I'm sorry sir, but you did order the beef tournedos soup. I think our new American chef made a little mistake. 1.2077 0.03383 183 149 30 4
5120 I said the tortilla soup, not the tornado soup... 1.2077 0.03556 183 151 26 6
5121 I’m sorry, but I ordered the storm in a tea cup... 1.2074 0.03327 188 153 31 4
5122 The chef does happen to be a super hero, how did you know 1.2074 0.03574 188 156 25 7
5123 You must have misunderstood. I ordered the tomato soup, not the tornado soup. 1.2074 0.04348 135 113 16 6
5124 Not Watersprout soup...I asked for Watercress soup! 1.2074 0.03255 217 179 31 7
5125 Obviously this is not the FENNEL soup I ordered. But I'm game- how do I eat this stuff without wearing most of it? 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
5126 Nice try, but you left out the tomato. 1.2073 0.03512 193 160 26 7
5127 And the salad?! 1.2073 0.03588 193 161 24 8
5128 First I heard this tiny snap,and then something that sounded a little like a crackle... and then the Frick'n... loudest POP you ever heard! 1.2073 0.03355 193 158 30 5
5129 Can you guarantee this is NOT what my stomach will be doing after I eat this? 1.2073 0.03663 193 162 22 9
5130 It is alphabet soup. With mostly B's. 1.2073 0.03512 193 160 26 7
5131 I ordered toreador soup, not tornado soup! 1.2071 0.03378 198 163 29 6
5132 Tornado season, sir. 1.2071 0.03142 198 160 35 3
5133 It's a new take on the Gazpacho 1.2071 0.03301 198 162 31 5
5134 How much did she pay you? 1.2069 0.03847 174 146 20 8
5135 Would you prefer the bisque? 1.2069 0.03485 174 142 28 4
5136 Mggrh! I thought we went over my vortex allergy! 1.2069 0.03397 203 168 28 7
5137 I met Dorothy at the mall, actually. 1.2069 0.03388 174 141 30 3
5138 I'm not supposed to be in Kansas anymore. So why THIS? 1.2069 0.03579 174 143 26 5
5139 I don't think your bartender appreciated me telling him how to properly mix a hurricane cocktail. 1.2069 0.03485 174 142 28 4
5140 Trailer-park soup? 1.2069 0.03670 174 144 24 6
5141 Is this climate change or an episode of "I Dream of Jeannie?" 1.2069 0.03579 174 143 26 5
5142 If the first course comes with a tornado, does that mean the main course comes with a hurricane? 1.2069 0.03096 203 164 36 3
5143 You tell the chef... 1.2067 0.03201 208 170 33 5
5144 May I have the check please? This meal has been a whirlwind. 1.2067 0.03514 179 147 27 5
5145 Is this the entrée size? 1.2067 0.03331 179 145 31 3
5146 Excuse me, but I did not order the borschtnado. 1.2067 0.03603 179 148 25 6
5147 Excuse me but there's a hair in my soup. 1.2067 0.03855 179 151 19 9
5148 I said Tornedo, not Tornado. or Did you put this in the global warmer? 1.2065 0.03453 184 151 28 5
5149 Clam bisque causes clamet change? 1.2065 0.03621 184 153 24 7
5150 This is nothing. Wait till you get the main dish. 1.2065 0.03366 184 150 30 4
5151 I wanted the tournedos of beef, not broth 1.2065 0.03702 184 154 22 8
5152 I ‘d prefer a pre-climate- change tempest that fits a teacup rather than this nouveau one that fits a bowl 1.2065 0.03453 184 151 28 5
5153 I was hoping to get the gas explosion AFTER I ate the soup. 1.2065 0.03366 184 150 30 4
5154 Instead of the Broccoli Cheese, did you bring me the Polar Vortex soup ? 1.2065 0.03277 184 149 32 3
5155 I ordered the Tournedos of Beef, not the Tornedo in a Dust Bowl." 1.2065 0.03453 184 151 28 5
5156 I thought I ordered the salad 1.2065 0.03782 184 155 20 9
5157 I would also recommend the duck. 1.2065 0.03702 184 154 22 8
5158 Yes sir, just as advertised. Whipped by a tornado! 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
5159 today's typhoon soup comes with a twister. 1.2063 0.03311 189 154 31 4
5160 I'm so sorry Sir. It's the cup of Tomato Bisque that comes with just the single fly. 1.2063 0.03787 189 160 19 10
5161 Hot - Cold This soup creates its own microclimate 1.2063 0.03311 189 154 31 4
5162 'Waterspout' or 'Tornado' is immaterial. The point is, I would like a new bowl of soup. 1.2063 0.03395 189 155 29 5
5163 It's the special tornado bisque 1.2063 0.03477 189 156 27 6
5164 Sorry sir, but it appears that our Soup Tornador is a bit more active today than usual. 1.2063 0.03395 189 155 29 5
5165 With all you can eat soup, do I get bread with that? 1.2063 0.03329 160 128 31 1
5166 Is this the 'Soup of the Day'? 1.2062 0.03418 194 160 28 6
5167 I ordered the 'tempest in a teapot,' not the 'cyclone in the chowder." 1.2062 0.03496 194 161 26 7
5168 Does this come with the complimentary roll of toilet paper? 1.2062 0.03496 194 161 26 7
5169 Can't I just use my spoon? 1.2062 0.03496 194 161 26 7
5170 Where there’s a swill there’s a whey.... 1.2061 0.03596 165 135 26 4
5171 I must say, this soup is heavenly! 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
5172 Are you sure these tornadoes are right off the vine? 1.2060 0.03437 199 165 27 7
5173 I don't care if it's a result of climate change. You still need to get me a new soup. 1.2060 0.03128 199 161 35 3
5174 I ordered Caribbean Waters not Current Events. 1.2060 0.03510 199 166 25 8
5175 Well, you did ask for extra spicy. 1.2059 0.03220 170 136 33 1
5176 The chef whips up such soups in no time. 1.2059 0.03530 170 139 27 4
5177 You call it global soup change? 1.2059 0.03722 170 141 23 6
5178 Waiter, there's a thermonuclear chain reaction evolving in my soup. 1.2059 0.03521 204 171 24 9
5179 You asked for a twist of lemon, sir. 1.2059 0.03627 170 140 25 5
5180 I would recommend starting at the center first. 1.2057 0.03258 209 172 31 6
5181 Sorry, the climate is changing. 1.2057 0.03560 175 144 26 5
5182 That's, um, stirred not shaken. 1.2057 0.03467 175 143 28 4
5183 Maybe I should have requested a two rather than a ten? 1.2057 0.03560 175 144 26 5
5184 How about that...I didn’t even know miniature sharks were a thing. 1.2056 0.03497 180 148 27 5
5185 Excuse me, I asked for the Earthquake Soup not the Tornado Soup. 1.2056 0.03670 180 150 23 7
5186 Next time just bring a spoon. 1.2056 0.03584 180 149 25 6
5187 When you said the special was your interpretation of a Tempest in a Tea Cup I did not quite expect this 1.2056 0.03407 180 147 29 4
5188 Excuse me, I asked for a fajita, not a Fujita. 1.2054 0.03521 185 153 26 6
5189 Excuse me, I asked for shark in this. 1.2054 0.03521 185 153 26 6
5190 The soup may have picked up a few surprise ingredients! 1.2054 0.03603 185 154 24 7
5191 More cayenne? 1.2054 0.03261 185 150 32 3
5192 A bit too much instability and wind shear perhaps? 1.2053 0.03768 190 161 19 10
5193 Obviously, the chef knows hydraulics. 1.2053 0.03379 190 156 29 5
5194 What do you mean it's doing the backstroke? 1.2053 0.03295 190 155 31 4
5195 We recommend a Tsunami with a touch of salt... 1.2053 0.03540 190 158 25 7
5196 Midwestern cuisine has been known to churn the stomach. 1.2051 0.03324 195 160 30 5
5197 No sir, I did not say tomato. 1.2051 0.03479 195 162 26 7
5198 Our Doppler's on the fritz, but I'm sure it'll be downgraded to an F1 by dessert 1.2051 0.03402 195 161 28 6
5199 Do you get complaints for calling it trailer park soup? 1.2051 0.03402 195 161 28 6
5200 I said I wanted a ‘Twist of Lemon’, ​not a ‘Twister, Man!’ 1.2049 0.03573 205 173 22 10
5201 Would you like a side of tournedos with that? 1.2048 0.03775 166 138 22 6
5202 I specifically asked for a category 3 tornado, send this back. 1.2047 0.03511 171 140 27 4
5203 the genie said "skip the soup" 1.2047 0.03794 171 143 21 7
5204 Excuse me waiter, but is Soupnado a house specialty? 1.2047 0.03511 171 140 27 4
5205 This is not what I imagined when I ordered tornano soup 1.2047 0.03511 171 140 27 4
5206 I distinctly said '"Fries." 1.2045 0.03083 220 180 35 5
5207 No, I said tortellini soup. 1.2045 0.03542 176 145 26 5
5208 Immersion blenders are great, but you're taking this too far! 1.2044 0.03566 181 150 25 6
5209 There's a fly in my soup! 1.2044 0.03479 181 149 27 5
5210 I guess the scientists are correct that 2019 will be the strongest El Niño so far. 1.2044 0.03298 181 147 31 3
5211 'It appears we have a tsunami in a soup bowl" 1.2044 0.03734 181 152 21 8
5212 It’s Tormado Soup 1.2044 0.03479 181 149 27 5
5213 Please tell the chef to stop stirring the soup. 1.2044 0.03479 181 149 27 5
5214 How the hell did I get in this cartoon? 1.2044 0.03895 181 154 17 10
5215 Sorry, I didn't realize being more powerful than a locomotive could translate into absentminded stirring. 1.2044 0.03390 181 148 29 4
5216 I'll have you know that as a former insurance adjuster this is more than—what did you call it again?—a "minor inconvenience." 1.2043 0.03420 186 153 28 5
5217 Idiot, White goes with tornado soup. 1.2043 0.03503 186 154 26 6
5218 Take it back. I ordered mock turtle not mock tornado. 1.2043 0.03666 186 156 22 8
5219 There's a little too much tornado in this soup for my liking. 1.2043 0.03154 186 150 34 2
5220 A bowl is HARDLY a teacup! 1.2043 0.03503 186 154 26 6
5221 No, I ordered a storm in a teacup. 1.2043 0.03585 186 155 24 7
5222 We only use natural processes in our food preparation 1.2042 0.03363 191 157 29 5
5223 Pepper or anti-acid tablets, Sir? 1.2042 0.03363 191 157 29 5
5224 A flying cow in the soup does not make it Tournedos de Beef. 1.2042 0.03894 191 164 15 12
5225 I’m afraid this looks rather stomach-churning. 1.2041 0.03538 196 164 24 8
5226 A seasonal item appropriate for a time of climate change, you say? 1.2041 0.03146 196 159 34 3
5227 You still say further research is needed?! 1.2041 0.03228 196 160 32 4
5228 I’ll take all this in a to-go lantern. 1.2041 0.03538 196 164 24 8
5229 The soup is a bit cold. 1.2041 0.03309 196 161 30 5
5230 Waiter, I ordered the tempest in a teacup, hold the flies" 1.2041 0.03611 196 165 22 9
5231 You're right. This takes the lemon twist to a whole new level. 1.2041 0.03387 196 162 28 6
5232 This is the I Dream of Jeannie surprise? 1.2041 0.03146 196 159 34 3
5233 Excuse me, I had ordered a tempest in a teapot, not a soup bowl. 1.2040 0.03478 201 168 25 8
5234 A word with Chef Cantore, please. 1.2040 0.03406 201 167 27 7
5235 Oh, I wasn’t aware hurricanes were in season.” 1.2040 0.03332 201 166 29 6
5236 Sir, do you have tums? I’m going to need a tums. 1.2040 0.03179 201 164 33 4
5237 Waiter, there seems to be a fly in my soup. 1.2040 0.03619 201 170 21 10
5238 Whirlpool in a soup bowl is our take on lightning in a bottle 1.2039 0.03773 152 125 23 4
5239 It's Farm Aid-to-Table week. 1.2039 0.03132 206 168 34 4
5240 Would you mind bringing a little pepper for this? 1.2038 0.03585 157 128 26 3
5241 The soupe de jour, monsieur, our revolving carrot bisque. 1.2037 0.03729 162 134 23 5
5242 Yes, the Tournedos of Beef, just as you ordered sir. 1.2036 0.03389 221 186 25 10
5243 What's your recipe for this gazpacho? It yields a real kick! 1.2036 0.03348 167 135 30 2
5244 I don't care if today's specials include funnel cake. It's just not right to use the second course as advertising for dessert. 1.2036 0.03557 167 137 26 4
5245 Is there another way to cool my soup? 1.2035 0.03493 172 141 27 4
5246 Does every bowl come with a tornado? 1.2035 0.03862 172 145 19 8
5247 I guess climate change is real after all. 1.2035 0.03493 172 141 27 4
5248 I asked for my soup to be served stirred 1.2035 0.03589 172 142 25 5
5249 Are we in the Southern Hemisphere? 1.2034 0.03787 177 149 20 8
5250 It's our new, experimental blender. 1.2034 0.03431 177 145 28 4
5251 Well, I don't see any teacups on this table. 1.2034 0.03431 177 145 28 4
5252 Well, you did order the Louisiana gumbo, sir! 1.2034 0.03787 177 149 20 8
5253 More Merlot, sir? 1.2034 0.03787 177 149 20 8
5254 How is everything?" "It's been a bit of a whirlwind. 1.2033 0.03282 182 148 31 3
5255 Please bring me a bottle of Roundup. 1.2033 0.03633 182 152 23 7
5256 We use global warming to keep the soup hot. 1.2033 0.03462 182 150 27 5
5257 The soup is cold! 1.2033 0.03796 182 154 19 9
5258 I'll tell the manager to turn down the air conditioning. This happens every time the hot soup hits the cold air! 1.2033 0.03462 182 150 27 5
5259 We're eliminating the expense of chopping and tossing our salads table-side. 1.2033 0.03548 182 151 25 6
5260 She looked different on Tinder. She used a picture from before she was a poltergeist. 1.2033 0.03796 182 154 19 9
5261 In support of the green new deal,the chef has prepared a funnel cloud of lobster bisque topped with plastic shards fresh from the sea. 1.2033 0.03633 182 152 23 7
5262 Warm air rises Sir. Cold air falls. Turbulence,Sir. 1.2032 0.03317 187 153 30 4
5263 I ordered T-O-M-A-T-O soup. What happens if I order the tournados of beef next? 1.2032 0.03486 187 155 26 6
5264 I am sorry, I thought you said TORNADO soup. 1.2032 0.03403 187 154 28 5
5265 Monsieur, the chef recommends you allow it to cool for 37 minutes. 1.2032 0.03230 187 152 32 3
5266 Wow! That's a spicy meatball! 1.2031 0.03583 192 161 23 8
5267 I didn’t order the Vortex-Mex soup. 1.2031 0.03658 192 162 21 9
5268 It destroyed my enthusiasm for the entree. 1.2031 0.03427 192 159 27 6
5269 A smaller spoon this time if you don't mind. 1.2031 0.03264 192 157 31 4
5270 Whadayamean climate change? 1.2030 0.03371 197 163 28 6
5271 Does your food get away from you often? 1.2030 0.03371 197 163 28 6
5272 Waiter: I said “Tempest in a teapot”, not this... 1.2028 0.03216 212 175 31 6
5273 Sorry, I ordered the Hungarian Stew, not the Alabamian. 1.2028 0.03285 212 176 29 7
5274 Excuse me, sir, I think my soup is a bit breezy. 1.2028 0.03236 217 180 30 7
5275 Waiter, there was a fly in my soup that was sucked up by a mini tornado. 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
5276 Enjoying your Sopa de Trailer Park Sir? 1.2025 0.03709 163 135 23 5
5277 I didn't ask for flambe 1.2024 0.03330 168 136 30 2
5278 Waiter, there's a swarm of bees in my soup. 1.2023 0.03570 173 143 25 5
5279 I distinctly said, "tempest in a teapot;" "cyclone in some soup," is completely unacceptable. 1.2022 0.03506 178 147 26 5
5280 This soup is too hot: catch my drift? 1.2022 0.03767 178 150 20 8
5281 We would both like to give our compliments to the chef 1.2022 0.03123 178 143 34 1
5282 Waiter, what's that flying thing doing in my soup? 1.2022 0.03595 178 148 24 6
5283 Storm in a teacup! Not, howler in chowder! 1.2022 0.03767 178 150 20 8
5284 Is this the appetizer for my Tournedos Rossini? 1.2022 0.03531 183 152 25 6
5285 Need? An umbrella, and be quick. 1.2022 0.03445 183 151 27 5
5286 The chef sends his apologies. 1.2022 0.03531 183 152 25 6
5287 We are such stuff as creams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a soup. 1.2022 0.03445 183 151 27 5
5288 Excuse me, you have any hot sauce? 1.2022 0.03445 183 151 27 5
5289 They warned me not to get the soup in Topeka 1.2022 0.03356 183 150 29 4
5290 It's not too hot or too cold-- it's both! 1.2022 0.03266 183 149 31 3
5291 The fly was bad enough, but this is just too much. 1.2021 0.03707 188 159 20 9
5292 Luckily I love parsnips 1.2021 0.03858 188 161 16 11
5293 I said tortilla not tornado soup 1.2021 0.03165 193 157 33 3
5294 That’s our Storm in a Teacup. New age fusion. 1.2021 0.03165 193 157 33 3
5295 I ordered potato soup, not 'nado soup. 1.2021 0.03249 193 158 31 4
5296 Could you please ask your bus boy elephant if he could stop testing my soup? 1.2021 0.03714 193 164 19 10
5297 I had to give up tea for this exact reason. 1.2021 0.03489 193 161 25 7
5298 The kitchen is dealing with the effects of globowl warming. 1.2021 0.03331 193 159 29 5
5299 That’s not exactly what I meant when I said, I want the carrot on the side”. 1.2020 0.03431 198 165 26 7
5300 Garcon, my soup is flying. 1.2020 0.03118 198 161 34 3
5301 Le flambeau tornado Au jus, Monsieur. 1.2020 0.03356 198 164 28 6
5302 Don't worry, it's an optical illusion. 1.2020 0.03447 203 170 25 8
5303 Excuse me,I asked for the hurricane soup. 1.2012 0.03618 169 140 24 5
5304 Quick! Bring me a soup spoon! 1.2012 0.03417 169 138 28 3
5305 A rust belt interpretation of a tempest in a tea cup! 1.2012 0.03313 169 137 30 2
5306 The Wizard likes bisque. 1.2011 0.03456 174 143 27 4
5307 'It's mulligatornado' 1.2011 0.03551 174 144 25 5
5308 Waiter, there's a fly(ing vortex of air) in my soup. 1.2011 0.03643 174 145 23 6
5309 No. My soup is flying. 1.2011 0.03551 174 144 25 5
5310 Waiter, I asked for the vichyssoise, NOT the vichy-oz! 1.2011 0.03551 174 144 25 5
5311 Waiter. There are flies in my tormado soup. 1.2011 0.03488 179 148 26 5
5312 ... definitely a 5 on the Foodita Scale! 1.2011 0.03488 179 148 26 5
5313 Yes, it is called Tornado Tortilla Soup. 1.2011 0.03303 179 146 30 3
5314 I said hold the flambe . 1.2011 0.03748 179 151 20 8
5315 It’s the new ‘Tempest in a Teapot’. 1.2011 0.03488 179 148 26 5
5316 But I didn’t order the Sharknado soup. 1.2011 0.03340 184 151 29 4
5317 I should have asked what the soup du jour was before I ordered it. 1.2011 0.03250 184 150 31 3
5318 This is certainly more than just a storm in a teacup. 1.2011 0.03250 184 150 31 3
5319 I just said the soup was too hot. 1.2011 0.03428 184 152 27 5
5320 You forgot my soup spoon 1.2011 0.03678 184 155 21 8
5321 Toto, I have a feeling my crutons are not in Kasas anymore. 1.2011 0.03286 189 155 30 4
5322 I didn’t mean “global” warm it up. 1.2011 0.03286 189 155 30 4
5323 Sir, are you enjoying the ruby slipper soup 1.2010 0.03395 194 161 27 6
5324 Global Soup Warming 1.2010 0.03549 194 163 23 8
5325 I'd eat it, but I'm afraid I'll leave Kansas if I do. And I don't have a spoon. 1.2010 0.03395 194 161 27 6
5326 I didn't realize it was sharknado fin soup. 1.2010 0.03395 194 161 27 6
5327 I ordered the potato and hurricane soup. 1.2010 0.03340 199 165 28 6
5328 Is this what you call Mueller soup? 1.2010 0.03561 199 168 22 9
5329 The previous maestro di cucina would have served this in a tea cup. 1.2010 0.03360 204 170 27 7
5330 Does your Soupnado come with sharks? 1.2010 0.03288 204 169 29 6
5331 No sir,it's not a tornado; it's a water spout 1.2010 0.03308 209 174 28 7
5332 Sir I have no idea what that is, should I ask the chef and possibly make him very angry? 1.2009 0.03324 214 179 27 8
5333 Am I supposed to eat this with a fork? 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
5334 When the menu said large parsnip soup, I had something else in mind. 1.2000 0.03624 175 146 23 6
5335 Yes, but Tornado, not tornado. 1.2000 0.03324 185 152 29 4
5336 This doesn't look like the tempest in a teapot that I ordered. 1.2000 0.03191 180 146 32 2
5337 Goddammit, climate change has finally affected me directly. I give up; you guys win. I'll pay a slightly higher marginal tax rate. I'll do whatever you want in order to get this under control. But — and this is key — I will not stop being racist. 1.2000 0.03660 185 156 21 8
5338 You didn’t tell me the tornado soup was still active. 1.2000 0.03438 175 144 27 4
5339 That hot sauce is a marvel! 1.2000 0.03411 185 153 27 5
5340 I’m pretty sure I said medium-well. 1.2000 0.03354 190 157 28 5
5341 Waiter, there’s stuff flying in my soup! 1.2000 0.03668 165 137 23 5
5342 Did monsieur think he asked for "tomato" soup? 1.2000 0.03270 190 156 30 4
5343 I ordered ' Spicy,' not 'Thai Spicy!' 1.2000 0.03473 200 168 24 8
5344 Our restaurant is located just off Tornado Alley for ambiance. 1.2000 0.03184 190 155 32 3
5345 Is this the Stairway to Heaven Soup? 1.2000 0.03787 170 143 20 7
5346 I ordered cream of tomato soup not the cream of tornado soup! 1.2000 0.03457 195 163 25 7
5347 It makes the finest puree. 1.2000 0.03457 195 163 25 7
5348 and how's our Fujita Soup treating you tonight? 1.2000 0.03079 210 172 34 4
5349 No. I meant "tournedo" of beef 1.2000 0.03500 170 140 26 4
5350 -Excuse me waiter, there's a soup on my tornado 1.2000 0.03579 185 155 23 7
5351 I prefer my disasters 'au naturale' 1.2000 0.03342 175 143 29 3
5352 Storm in a soupcup? 1.2000 0.03243 215 179 29 7
5353 Your bisque is divinely drawn. 1.2000 0.03354 190 157 28 5
5354 But I ordered a Bombe Glace Norma! What on earth is this? 1.2000 0.03036 215 176 35 4
5355 Sorry about that, but we could never train him to use a spoon. 1.2000 0.03170 200 164 32 4
5356 Excuse me, but there's a Wicked Witch in my tornado. 1.2000 0.03966 170 145 16 9
5357 I asked for tournedos soup, not tornedo soup. 1.2000 0.03300 195 161 29 5
5358 My spoon keeps bending and my pants a re a mess 1.2000 0.03679 195 166 19 10
5359 I ordered tornado juice 1.2000 0.03694 170 142 22 6
5360 Distinctly Tournedos. 1.1991 0.02915 211 171 38 2
5361 The order was a Tournedo and the soup 1.1990 0.03259 206 171 29 6
5362 the menu didn't mention the bad weather 1.1990 0.03234 201 166 30 5
5363 I didn't mean to order the F4 1.1990 0.03364 196 163 27 6
5364 Our chef was trained during tsunami season. 1.1990 0.03661 196 167 19 10
5365 It’s a new twist on our signature parsnip portage. 1.1990 0.03499 191 160 24 7
5366 Mmm, smells just like my Oklahoma grandma's. 1.1990 0.03255 191 157 30 4
5367 Tonight, I think a ladle instead of a spoon. 1.1990 0.02990 191 154 36 1
5368 I misunderstood when you said the soup was heavenly. 1.1990 0.03255 191 157 30 4
5369 I asked for soup with your micro-greens...not with your micro-climate. 1.1990 0.03338 191 158 28 5
5370 I find it a bit too invigorating. 1.1990 0.03255 191 157 30 4
5371 Is everything ok? Yup, perfect thanks. 1.1990 0.03420 191 159 26 6
5372 Could you bring me some salt, please? 1.1990 0.03338 191 158 28 5
5373 Does it have anything to do with Toto! 1.1989 0.03307 186 153 29 4
5374 Can you call the weather channel... 1.1989 0.03307 186 153 29 4
5375 Mais, theese ees la soupe a la tornade you requested. If you wanted a soupe a tournedos, you should have asked for eet. 1.1989 0.03218 186 152 31 3
5376 Would you like an early warning device with your soup? 1.1989 0.03394 186 154 27 5
5377 Did you forget to go to Church last Sunday? 1.1989 0.03453 181 150 26 5
5378 Waiter, the parsnip should have been chopped before putting it in the soup. 1.1989 0.03541 181 151 24 6
5379 But you asked for something uplifting. 1.1989 0.03606 176 147 23 6
5380 I ordered it with the gluten-free debris. 1.1989 0.03694 176 148 21 7
5381 Tornado soup 1.1989 0.03324 176 144 29 3
5382 The more the earth warms, the more violent storms we have. 1.1989 0.03514 176 146 25 5
5383 The chef believes in global warming. 1.1989 0.03514 176 146 25 5
5384 I distinctly remember ordering the soup to rotate anti-cyclonically." 1.1988 0.03579 171 142 24 5
5385 I said I'll have the chicken shawarma not the chicken swarming. 1.1988 0.03766 171 144 20 7
5386 Chalk it up to global warming. 1.1988 0.03482 171 141 26 4
5387 Sorry, we mixed up your order. 1.1988 0.03546 166 137 25 4
5388 I wanted my entree and appetizer to come out together! 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
5389 Well, don’t just stand there, do something. 1.1982 0.03186 227 190 29 8
5390 I ordered the "tempest-in-a-teapot" special not the "swirl-in-the-stew" 1.1981 0.03521 207 176 21 10
5391 How long does it take to cool the soup? 1.1981 0.03096 207 170 33 4
5392 Interesting. My last meal had a swarm of locusts. 1.1981 0.03316 207 173 27 7
5393 I didn't ask for the special! 1.1980 0.03295 202 168 28 6
5394 Waiter, a giant carrot is in my soup! 1.1980 0.03369 202 169 26 7
5395 Bring me a Krazy Straw! 1.1980 0.03295 202 168 28 6
5396 And don't tell me its doing the backstroke. 1.1980 0.03424 197 165 25 7
5397 I asked for brussels sprouts. 1.1980 0.03348 197 164 27 6
5398 I ordered the water chestnut soup, not the waterspout soup. 1.1980 0.03348 197 164 27 6
5399 I asked for the Polar Vortex Soup! 1.1980 0.03424 197 165 25 7
5400 I'm sorry . . . but I ordered the borscht. 1.1980 0.03107 197 161 33 3
5401 I also asked for a storm in a teacup 1.1979 0.03154 192 157 32 3
5402 I asked for a twist of pepper! 1.1979 0.03544 187 157 23 7
5403 Correct. The Funnel Cake Batter Soup is not to my satisfaction... 1.1979 0.03203 187 153 31 3
5404 We do serve stronger stuff in the basement. 1.1979 0.03544 187 157 23 7
5405 There’re flies in my carrot soup. 1.1979 0.03544 187 157 23 7
5406 The usual - some heavenly crackers to go with the soup. 1.1979 0.03544 187 157 23 7
5407 I'll have the earthquake cake for dessert. 1.1978 0.03346 182 150 28 4
5408 Ok, this time I will pay a fair tip. 1.1977 0.03308 177 145 29 3
5409 So is this how the alien baby got into Sigourney Weaver? 1.1977 0.03746 172 145 20 7
5410 This is an unusual way to compete with TGIFriday’s Potato Tornado. 1.1977 0.03463 172 142 26 4
5411 I’d say you put WAY too much fresh ground pepper in this. 1.1977 0.03463 172 142 26 4
5412 I see the Shrimp and Grits are from Alabama! 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
5413 A meteorologist client suggested that, by adding hot sauce to the cold Gaspacho soup, an anticyclonic vortex was created . . . 1.1977 0.03463 172 142 26 4
5414 Well waiter, there was a fly in my soup...earlier. 1.1975 0.03434 157 128 27 2
5415 Our chef has a way to make soup interesting! 1.1971 0.03083 208 171 33 4
5416 Auntie Em's Tornado Soup? I thought the menu said "Tomato." And where are my croutons, in the Land of Oz? 1.1970 0.03205 203 168 30 5
5417 My soup is a bit tempest. 1.1970 0.03280 203 169 28 6
5418 Is this both FDA and NWS approved? 1.1970 0.03280 203 169 28 6
5419 Excuse me, waiter, my soup is a bit cold 1.1970 0.03009 198 161 35 2
5420 Shark-nado fin soup?! Now that's edgy! 1.1970 0.03175 198 163 31 4
5421 I said Tortilla, Not Tornado... 1.1969 0.03692 193 165 18 10
5422 Hold on to your metaphorical hat dear diner. Once this Kansas BBQ bisque touches down on your tastebuds, you'll be clinking your heels and exclaiming that there's no place like home. 1.1969 0.03387 193 161 26 6
5423 Fresh Gulf Coast Shrimp? 1.1968 0.03445 188 157 25 6
5424 Don’t get caught up blowing on it! 1.1968 0.03275 188 155 29 4
5425 The wine is excellent, but the soup course sucks. 1.1968 0.03445 188 157 25 6
5426 I don't see a fly in here. 1.1967 0.03144 183 149 32 2
5427 I think this wine is corked 1.1967 0.03590 183 154 22 7
5428 The chef thought the beef tournedos didn't have sufficient swerve. 1.1967 0.03505 183 153 24 6
5429 Are you not perhaps taking "piping hot" too literally? 1.1967 0.03329 183 151 28 4
5430 No, I asked for the new clear fusion. 1.1966 0.03656 178 150 21 7
5431 Is this your idea of a twister joke? 1.1966 0.03386 178 147 27 4
5432 We're out of the storm in a teacup. 1.1966 0.03291 178 146 29 3
5433 We suggest a side of pepto-bismol with the Topeka chili. 1.1966 0.03568 178 149 23 6
5434 I'll add the salt myself. 1.1965 0.03541 173 144 24 5
5435 It's the hot sauce. It's called EF5. It really sucks... 1.1965 0.03635 173 145 22 6
5436 Is this the cleansing broth? 1.1965 0.03445 173 143 26 4
5437 I said tormato, like portato-gawrsh darn it. 1.1963 0.03168 214 178 30 6
5438 The fly went down with the crouton. 1.1963 0.03304 214 180 26 8
5439 I didn’t order a tornado with my Alabama gumbo! 1.1962 0.03143 209 173 31 5
5440 sous -vide? 1.1962 0.03356 209 176 25 8
5441 Beats me. 1.1962 0.03287 209 175 27 7
5442 I'm sorry, I said no onions 1.1961 0.03410 204 172 24 8
5443 I realize there aren't any flies actually in the soup, but still... 1.1960 0.03240 199 165 29 5
5444 I ordered a bowl of soup, but this is a dust bowl. 1.1960 0.03160 199 164 31 4
5445 No, I asked for a Hurricane with my soup! 1.1960 0.03240 199 165 29 5
5446 Are you sure this is gazpacho? 1.1960 0.03317 199 166 27 6
5447 Wisconsin be like.... 1.1960 0.03393 199 167 25 7
5448 I didn’t order the Tormato Bisque. 1.1960 0.03079 199 163 33 3
5449 I should have realized the rapture would include chicken soup. 1.1959 0.03526 194 164 22 8
5450 Waiter, is this where all the flies have gone? 1.1959 0.03450 194 163 24 7
5451 Your soup De Vour, sir. 1.1958 0.03260 189 156 29 4
5452 I ordered the Tempest dans une theiere 1.1957 0.03488 184 154 24 6
5453 Do you microwave your soups? 1.1957 0.03488 184 154 24 6
5454 Excuse me, Sir, I ordered the tomato soup. 1.1957 0.03572 184 155 22 7
5455 It's part of our tournedo specials. 1.1957 0.03032 184 149 34 1
5456 It has a bit of spice to it and you shall enjoy the taste! 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
5457 I’m a privileged white male, what’s the worst that could happen? 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
5458 this isn't chowder. 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
5459 What's the biggest doggie bag you've got? 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
5460 I trust your soup is sufficiently cool now sir? 1.1954 0.03123 174 141 32 1
5461 "Could you bring me a napkin, please?" 1.1954 0.03427 174 144 26 4
5462 I specifically asked that the vegetable soup and the beef tournedos NOT be served together. 1.1954 0.03123 174 141 32 1
5463 I don’t care that you rarely see tornados up in New England Clam Chowder. It took my soup spoon! 1.1954 0.03227 174 142 30 2
5464 I asked for the news, not the weather. 1.1952 0.03130 210 174 31 5
5465 Rather dramatic presentation of the Fatalii pepper sopa, wouldn’t you say? 1.1951 0.03251 205 171 28 6
5466 I ordered Cream of Tor-NAY-do. This is Cream of Tor-NAH-do. 1.1951 0.03251 205 171 28 6
5467 Oh, waiter -- there's fly in my soup. 1.1950 0.03451 200 169 23 8
5468 Tornado vichyssoise? 1.1950 0.03146 200 165 31 4
5469 I asked for stirred, not shaken! 1.1950 0.03302 200 167 27 6
5470 Your tournedos of boeuf, sir. 1.1949 0.03276 195 162 28 5
5471 No it's nothing, just a storm in a soup bowl. 1.1949 0.03110 195 160 32 3
5472 Tell the chef this EF-4 is a disaster! 1.1949 0.03110 195 160 32 3
5473 The chef was inspired by Juliana v. United States. 1.1949 0.03276 195 162 28 5
5474 I did not ask for tornado soup I asked for tomato soup. 1.1949 0.03356 195 163 26 6
5475 I asked for a TEAPOT, not a bowl! 1.1949 0.03110 195 160 32 3
5476 Do I LOOK like I live in a trailer? 1.1948 0.04024 154 131 16 7
5477 Are the Tournedos of Beef dangerous here? 1.1947 0.03412 190 159 25 6
5478 Didn't you say "beef tournados"? 1.1947 0.03157 190 156 31 3
5479 Do these ruby slippers make my calves look fat? 1.1946 0.03385 185 154 26 5
5480 This isn't what I ordered. 1.1946 0.03206 185 152 30 3
5481 There seems to be a mistake, see, I don't have a spoon. 1.1946 0.03554 185 156 22 7
5482 I said "turnip with potato" not "tornado" soup. 1.1946 0.03470 185 155 24 6
5483 Monsieur, it is our version of tournedos Rossini. 1.1946 0.03297 185 153 28 4
5484 In molecular gastronomy, we call this technique “global warming”. 1.1946 0.03297 185 153 28 4
5485 So do I tip both of you guys? 1.1944 0.03209 216 181 28 7
5486 I didn't order whirlpool soup! 1.1944 0.03352 180 149 27 4
5487 Yes,I know you ordered the tomato bisque,but our chef is dislexic. 1.1944 0.03704 180 153 19 8
5488 Use of drones to replace kitchen staff raises so many questions.... 1.1944 0.03352 180 149 27 4
5489 If I ever have to escape from prison I know what to order. 1.1944 0.03443 180 150 25 5
5490 Waiter, I distinctly ordered the New Age Fennel soup... 1.1944 0.03443 180 150 25 5
5491 I have no time for your tricks! What about bringing me a spoon? 1.1944 0.03258 180 148 29 3
5492 I asked for volcano fries, not tornado soup. 1.1943 0.03597 175 147 22 6
5493 I believe I ordered an actual hurricane. 1.1942 0.03236 206 172 28 6
5494 I've enjoyed the calm. Now, I'd like to take a moment to locate the nearest exit. 1.1942 0.03162 206 171 30 5
5495 Vichyssoise vortex 1.1942 0.03517 206 176 20 10
5496 It's a little windy in here. Can we close the window? 1.1941 0.03470 170 141 25 4
5497 Great presentation! / Can I get this to go? / Can I get something less spicy? / You got extra napkins? / What's does the main course do? / Does the tornado cost extra? / Can I get a tossed salad too? / 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
5498 Sir, you did order the raw carrot in dipping sauce.. 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
5499 Cream of lava sometimes erupts. 1.1941 0.03470 170 141 25 4
5500 This my date, Katrina 1.1940 0.02969 201 164 35 2
5501 Have you eaten with us before? We do it a little differently here. 1.1940 0.03132 201 166 31 4
5502 What did you expect, sir? The menu clearly described today's soup as "a tornado in a bowl." 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
5503 Should the cream of mushroom really be this wild? 1.1937 0.03313 191 159 27 5
5504 excuse me waiter, there's an elephant nose in my soup. Waiter: Sir, that will cost you extra. 1.1937 0.03631 191 163 19 9
5505 Did the beans came from a guy named Jack? 1.1937 0.03554 191 162 21 8
5506 Waiter, I ordered potato not tornado soup! 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
5507 Could I exchange it for a New England chowder? 1.1934 0.03685 181 154 19 8
5508 I asked for a spicy-5, not an F-5 tornado 1.1934 0.03426 181 151 25 5
5509 I'm confused, is this a tornado, or a hurricane? 1.1934 0.03514 181 152 23 6
5510 I said I wanted TORTILLA soup, not tornado soup! 1.1932 0.03294 207 174 26 7
5511 Let me guess, this tempest is my tureen is your way of saying I made a big deal about the gluten-free breadsticks. 1.1932 0.03392 176 146 26 4
5512 Garcon, When I ordered the Tournedos I expected small bits of tenderloin paired with Cabernet. Might your recommended drink pairing for this dish be a Mudslide? 1.1932 0.03578 176 148 22 6
5513 From the name, I guess I thought it would be ramen 1.1932 0.03486 176 147 24 5
5514 Cool eddy Eddie. 1.1931 0.03196 202 168 29 5
5515 The weather has certainly been unpredictable lately. 1.1931 0.03118 202 167 31 4
5516 It's called Tempest in a Tureen... 1.1930 0.03739 171 145 19 7
5517 I ordered the EF3 Special, but I think you brought me the old F2. 1.1929 0.03165 197 163 30 4
5518 Soup Nazi's Tuesday special? No tip for you!!! 1.1929 0.03550 197 168 20 9
5519 I've had Japanese puffer fish, but when in Kansas... 1.1929 0.03082 197 162 32 3
5520 Never realized soup du jour meant water spout. 1.1929 0.03245 197 164 28 5
5521 Funny, all I see is the fly in my soup. 1.1928 0.03617 166 139 22 5
5522 And they say climate change isn't real 1.1928 0.03409 166 137 26 3
5523 Monsieur Snuffleufagus IS the head waiter, sir. 1.1927 0.03459 192 162 23 7
5524 Waiter, there’s a sharknado in my soup. 1.1927 0.03127 192 158 31 3
5525 If I'm to suck it out of the vortex I'll need a much bigger napkin. Otherwise please bring me a soupspoon. 1.1927 0.03613 192 164 19 9
5526 It's pronounced TOR-NAY-DOE. 1.1927 0.03214 192 159 29 4
5527 This tempest belongs to whomever ordered the teapot. 1.1927 0.03297 192 160 27 5
5528 Are spoons in season, too? 1.1925 0.03791 161 136 19 6
5529 Your cat5 hot sauce might be a bit too spicy. 1.1925 0.03352 187 156 26 5
5530 Wrong item. And shaken, not stirred." 1.1925 0.03436 187 157 24 6
5531 Please bring the salt. 1.1925 0.03600 187 159 20 8
5532 How much extra is it for the Tornatoes a la Rouch? 1.1925 0.03090 213 177 31 5
5533 And when does the chef predict I'll get my side salad? 1.1923 0.03496 182 153 23 6
5534 Waiter, there’s an elephant in my soup! 1.1923 0.03582 182 154 21 7
5535 Don't tell me this is climate change! 1.1923 0.03060 208 172 32 4
5536 F5 is supposed to be miso with pork. 1.1923 0.03408 182 152 25 5
5537 You better hold onto the dish,this is no ordinary blow job" 1.1923 0.03666 182 155 19 8
5538 I said I wanted the tomato bisque. 1.1921 0.03331 203 171 25 7
5539 Are you sure this is the dish that gave you the third Michelin Star? 1.1921 0.03182 203 169 29 5
5540 Could you please get me a bigger spoon? 1.1921 0.03278 177 146 28 3
5541 i distinctly said 'hold the cyclone'. 1.1921 0.03649 177 150 20 7
5542 Our patrons usually wear hoods for this dish. 1.1921 0.03278 177 146 28 3
5543 I ordered an Alabama Slammer, not an​ Alabama Twister! 1.1919 0.03385 198 167 24 7
5544 Wind Has become the fad after foam. 1.1919 0.03230 198 165 28 5
5545 No offense intended. I always bring my own taster. 1.1919 0.03229 172 141 29 2
5546 Excuse me, waiter....but there's air in my soup 1.1919 0.03531 172 144 23 5
5547 But is it keto-friendly? 1.1917 0.03198 193 160 29 4
5548 COOK DROPPED THE LAVA CAKE IN IT BY ACCIDENT 1.1917 0.03442 193 163 23 7
5549 It is OK if Chef Bunuel's bad temper goes into his work: It isn't ok if his bad temper comes out of it... 1.1917 0.03596 193 165 19 9
5550 It’s our speciality, tornado soup! 1.1916 0.02930 214 176 35 3
5551 Natural variability? How would you like some natural variability in your tip? 1.1915 0.03582 188 160 20 8
5552 Is this the chef's idea of tournedos of beef? 1.1915 0.03335 188 157 26 5
5553 Waiter, this is not at all my idea of a tournedos. 1.1915 0.03335 188 157 26 5
5554 I didn’t know it was gonna be a COLD soupspout. 1.1914 0.03121 209 174 30 5
5555 The vortex blends the soup to specifications. 1.1914 0.03121 209 174 30 5
5556 Looks delicious, but I ordered the Cream of Mushroom Cloud soup 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
5557 And the strangest thing is STILL you serving ketchup with soup. 1.1913 0.03302 183 152 27 4
5558 It's called tornado soup. A favorite with customers on a diet. 1.1913 0.03302 183 152 27 4
5559 Soup too Nuts 1.1913 0.03479 183 154 23 6
5560 Tornado Tourin? It's called Cyclone Chowder in the South Pacific. 1.1912 0.03167 204 170 29 5
5561 Close, but I definitely ordered the tornadoes as a starter! 1.1912 0.03316 204 172 25 7
5562 I mean sure it's a twist on an old classic but I ordered the F5 Fujitas 1.1910 0.03541 178 150 22 6
5563 The colossal parsnip soup is always a bit of a balancing act. 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
5564 Best keep this soup away from trailer parks. 1.1910 0.03294 199 167 26 6
5565 It’s Tornado Soup, Stired but not shaken”. 1.1910 0.03370 199 168 24 7
5566 The price will be higher after cruise season is over. 1.1908 0.03699 173 147 19 7
5567 Could I have an order of dry ice, a fat straw and a hazmat bib? 1.1908 0.03607 173 146 21 6
5568 Why does everyone ignore the elephant in the room? 1.1907 0.03578 194 166 19 9
5569 Waiter! What is in my soup? 1.1907 0.03347 194 163 25 6
5570 Our new chef has special powers. 1.1907 0.03266 194 162 27 5
5571 Damn it! Alabama every day? 1.1907 0.03183 194 161 29 4
5572 How close is the Men's room? 1.1907 0.03269 215 182 25 8
5573 I asked for the soup sans climate change. 1.1905 0.03107 210 175 30 5
5574 I'll skip the soup tonight Jarvis. 1.1905 0.03107 210 175 30 5
5575 Yes, I am the reporter that is about to critique your disastrous menu. 1.1905 0.03476 168 140 24 4
5576 I said pea soup not bee soup 1.1905 0.03233 189 157 28 4
5577 I’m sorry. It escaped the teapot. 1.1905 0.03319 189 158 26 5
5578 Waiter, there's a Green Mile in my soup. 1.1905 0.03107 210 175 30 5
5579 No, I said Rassolnik, not Cyclonic. 1.1905 0.03233 189 157 28 4
5580 Yes. I'll take some bread with this 1.1902 0.03285 184 153 27 4
5581 I hear the soup is heavenly" 1.1902 0.03002 184 150 33 1
5582 I asked for No Climate Change. 1.1902 0.03285 184 153 27 4
5583 It's not a tornado, it's killer bee swarming season. 1.1902 0.03646 163 137 21 5
5584 I didn't know Alabama HAD a chowda 1.1900 0.03279 200 168 26 6
5585 The President gave it an A Plus. 1.1900 0.03201 200 167 28 5
5586 Is see the tournedo but to quote Clara Peller, "Where's the beef?" 1.1900 0.03354 200 169 24 7
5587 First it was too cold. Now it's too hot. 1.1899 0.03340 179 149 26 4
5588 Bowlnado??? That doesn't seem very French to me. 1.1899 0.03340 179 149 26 4
5589 I asked for a tornado in a teacup, not in a soup dish! 1.1899 0.03433 179 150 24 5
5590 Looks like I will be eating on the run. 1.1899 0.03340 179 149 26 4
5591 I am going to have trouble eating this, without a spoon. 1.1898 0.02979 216 179 33 4
5592 Watercress is an aquatic plant species with the botanical name Nasturtium officinale. It should not be confused with a waterspout which is an intense columnar vortex connected to a cumulus congestus cloud. 1.1897 0.02907 195 159 35 1
5593 Will there be anything else, Monsieur? 1.1897 0.03251 195 163 27 5
5594 No ... I would say YOU are at the root of this problem. 1.1897 0.03169 195 162 29 4
5595 Our specialty tonight is the beef tournado soup 1.1897 0.03169 195 162 29 4
5596 Thanks for mixing it up! 1.1897 0.02997 195 160 33 2
5597 But I ordered the split pea. 1.1897 0.03397 174 145 25 4
5598 Why are you here? I paid for the automatic refills. 1.1897 0.03298 174 144 27 3
5599 Sorry,I ordered tomato soup. 1.1897 0.03587 174 147 21 6
5600 I explicitly said one bowl of tomato bisque, hold the tornado. 1.1897 0.03679 174 148 19 7
5601 WOW! Weather effects the soup du jour? 1.1896 0.03166 211 177 28 6
5602 I’ve heard of a tempest in a teapot, but never a tornado in tortellini en brodo! 1.1896 0.03094 211 176 30 5
5603 Chef is known for his statement soups. 1.1895 0.03303 190 159 26 5
5604 Sir, the soup is served shaken, not stirred. 1.1895 0.03218 190 158 28 4
5605 I am aware it is called a cyclone. Let's just skip to the Tournados shall we. 1.1895 0.03218 190 158 28 4
5606 There are flies in my soupnado! 1.1895 0.03468 190 161 22 7
5607 I asked for a bun, not a pun! 1.1895 0.03625 190 163 18 9
5608 Sir, I asked for tomato soup this time... I had the tornado last week and I’m still dizzy. 1.1895 0.03468 190 161 22 7
5609 The chef calls it a Vegan Volcano. 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
5610 Too much hot sauce. 1.1893 0.03137 169 138 30 1
5611 We were aiming for your wallet. 1.1893 0.03563 206 178 17 11
5612 Sir, I must strongly protest against your implementation of Trump's weakening of FDA protections. 1.1893 0.03063 206 171 31 4
5613 Would you have a funnel? 1.1893 0.02985 206 170 33 3
5614 No! I said have the soup mixed by the tournade. 1.1892 0.03178 185 153 29 3
5615 Great - chicken soup for the squall. 1.1892 0.03358 185 155 25 5
5616 I really need to start paying more attention to the local weather forecast. 1.1892 0.03084 185 152 31 2
5617 Excuse me, I actually ordered the fish. 1.1892 0.03528 185 157 21 7
5618 It really is a soupnado. 1.1892 0.03269 185 154 27 4
5619 Global warming 1.1891 0.03107 201 167 30 4
5620 A Category 5? I wanted my chowder stirred, not emulsified! 1.1891 0.02857 201 164 36 1
5621 Sir, the soup I ordered was Tortilla, not Tornado! 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
5622 Excuse me. I ordered the Hurricane Special. 1.1889 0.03592 180 153 20 7
5623 It’s the chefs new tornado blender , just keep the cutlery back, bon appetite! 1.1889 0.03323 180 150 26 4
5624 Yeah, I hate that slurping noise too! 1.1888 0.03236 196 164 27 5
5625 Chef's secret to regular customers is keeping customers regular. 1.1887 0.03223 212 179 26 7
5626 A couple of ice cubes, please. 1.1887 0.02932 212 175 34 3
5627 Oh... I see... I thought it was tomato bisque. 1.1887 0.03081 212 177 30 5
5628 I'm allergic to cats and dogs. 1.1886 0.03281 175 145 27 3
5629 Sir... I didn't order the Kansas City Bisque. 1.1886 0.03569 175 148 21 6
5630 The tempest was supposed to be in the tea kettle. 1.1886 0.03281 175 145 27 3
5631 It's a twister. It's a twister. 1.1886 0.03380 175 146 25 4
5632 Stop, that's enough fresh ground pepper! 1.1885 0.03287 191 160 26 5
5633 I only ordered the eclair. 1.1885 0.03287 191 160 26 5
5634 unfortunately even the restaurant's microclimate has been affected by the 2-degree rise. 1.1885 0.03287 191 160 26 5
5635 Place it in the alley ... cats might love it. 1.1884 0.03049 207 172 31 4
5636 I'm not sure there is only a fly in my soup. 1.1884 0.03343 207 176 23 8
5637 Turbulence in—Turbulence out! 1.1882 0.03336 170 141 26 3
5638 ...and this is our classes chowder but with an exciting twist. 1.1882 0.03439 170 142 24 4
5639 To drink? Tempest in a Teapot, please. 1.1882 0.03162 186 154 29 3
5640 Perfect Parsnip Bisque...So quickly now...Bring me a spoon! 1.1882 0.03341 186 156 25 5
5641 There is not one fly in your soup. 1.1882 0.03253 186 155 27 4
5642 YOU DID ASKED FOR THE OKLAHOMA BLUE LUNCH SPECICAL. 1.1882 0.03253 186 155 27 4
5643 Waiter, what is that fly doing in my soup? 1.1882 0.03341 186 156 25 5
5644 I think i blew too hard on my cream of cumulus soup! 1.1879 0.03707 165 140 19 6
5645 My God man, it's that damn polar vortex over this warm humid soup! 1.1878 0.03487 181 153 22 6
5646 Tournedos de Boeuf, not borscht. 1.1878 0.03212 181 150 28 3
5647 If I wanted an F'ing 4 intensity, I would have ordered an F'ing 4 intensity! 1.1878 0.03659 181 155 18 8
5648 You requested extra hot sauce 1.1878 0.03221 197 165 27 5
5649 What do you mean, "patience"? 1.1878 0.03221 197 165 27 5
5650 I said hold the CO2 1.1878 0.03139 197 164 29 4
5651 A water funnel suggests your soup is really thin. 1.1878 0.03221 197 165 27 5
5652 If this is the appetizer, I'm not sure I want the entrée 1.1878 0.03056 197 163 31 3
5653 What's this sky doing in my soup? 1.1875 0.03100 192 159 30 3
5654 The new green deal had some strange effects on the world of cuisine... 1.1872 0.03325 187 157 25 5
5655 I did ask Chef whether he was sure it wasn’t with a twist. 1.1871 0.03520 171 144 22 5
5656 I ordered the dust-deviled eggs, not the soup-nado! 1.1869 0.03285 198 167 25 6
5657 This really is 'a magical combination of flavors'. 1.1869 0.03285 198 167 25 6
5658 Are you sure it helps with digestion ? 1.1868 0.03381 182 153 24 5
5659 I didn't realize THIS is what she was having! 1.1868 0.03196 182 151 28 3
5660 Waiter, I said, I wanted tomato, not tornado soup." John Canning Sea Cliff, New Yor 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
5661 Sir, you put a little too much hot sauce in your soup. 1.1866 0.02946 209 173 33 3
5662 The chowder seems a bit watery 1.1865 0.03172 193 161 28 4
5663 You did say tornado soup? 1.1865 0.03172 193 161 28 4
5664 Yes sir, Chef Adrià is into molecular gastronomy, or 'food physics.' But don't be alarmed. It will die down as the blend of chopped shallot and ground fennel seed dissipates." 1.1865 0.02997 193 159 32 2
5665 I didn't think your Thai hot would really be Thai hot 1.1865 0.03572 193 166 18 9
5666 And this is the Chicken Tortnado Soup 1.1865 0.02997 193 159 32 2
5667 In light of the Alabama tornado that killed at least 23 people, THATS JUST IN BAD TASTE!!!(Next time show some class). 1.1864 0.03621 177 151 19 7
5668 The chef misread the tournedos of beef in the soup. 1.1864 0.03531 177 150 21 6
5669 It comes with our own 'Polar Vortex.' 1.1864 0.03247 177 147 27 3
5670 How am I supposed to eat that? 1.1863 0.03143 204 171 28 5
5671 This isTrump's spin on fast food. 1.1863 0.03294 204 173 24 7
5672 I thought this Tormato Basil came with grilled cheese. 1.1863 0.03066 204 170 30 4
5673 This soup is blowing my mind. 1.1862 0.03660 145 121 21 3
5674 I was hoping it would have more shark. 1.1862 0.03309 188 158 25 5
5675 What's that special taste? It's a touch of carrot. 1.1862 0.03132 188 156 29 3
5676 I thought the menu said tortilla soup, not tornado soup! 1.1862 0.03476 188 160 21 7
5677 Your sign said I could come in and get away from the Polar Vortex. 1.1862 0.03132 188 156 29 3
5678 This is very authentic gumbo. 1.1862 0.03393 188 159 23 6
5679 Unfortunately, sir, it’s a bit late for that... 1.1862 0.03309 188 158 25 5
5680 That’s our signature soup of the day sir. Climate Change Clam Chowder! 1.1860 0.03690 172 147 18 7
5681 I ordered tortilla soup, not tornado. 1.1859 0.03110 199 166 29 4
5682 VICHYSSOISE VESIUSIUS? 1.1859 0.03254 156 128 27 1
5683 Waiter, there's a turnip in my soup! 1.1858 0.03452 183 155 22 6
5684 Global warming has led to unpredictable microclimate events. 1.1858 0.03273 183 153 26 4
5685 Please ask DUMBO to leave my soup alone! 1.1858 0.03452 183 155 22 6
5686 I ordered the tournedo medium-rare. 1.1856 0.03322 194 164 24 6
5687 Christ, you'd complain if they hung you with a silk rope. 1.1856 0.03241 194 163 26 5
5688 It's Kansas Fogdango Stew, sir. I assure you it has a great base. 1.1854 0.03327 178 149 25 4
5689 Shall I bring a complimentary poncho? 1.1854 0.03231 178 148 27 3
5690 The global warming is really taking its toll. 1.1854 0.03421 178 150 23 5
5691 If you're not careful, it'll do the same in your stomach. 1.1854 0.03327 178 149 25 4
5692 Compliments to the chef, but I ordered Tournedos of beef! 1.1854 0.03513 178 151 21 6
5693 You mean it isn't a fly? 1.1854 0.03052 205 171 30 4
5694 I fear I added too much salt. 1.1854 0.03205 205 173 26 6
5695 Could I get some more primordial crackers? 1.1854 0.03129 205 172 28 5
5696 Waiter, I said I wanted a tournedo! 1.1852 0.03377 189 160 23 6
5697 It’s the President’s favourite, Kim Jong soup . 1.1852 0.03292 189 159 25 5
5698 I TOLD YOU, NO HOT SAUCE----- 1.1852 0.03099 216 182 28 6
5699 No, it's my mistake - I thought you said "Tomato Bisque". 1.1852 0.03206 189 158 27 4
5700 I am sorry, I ordered the teacup portion. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
5701 I'm sorry - I assumed "Plague of Locusts Stew" to be nothing more than a catchy name. 1.1850 0.03331 200 170 23 7
5702 He says it needs more salt. I would hurry if I were you. 1.1850 0.03096 200 167 29 4
5703 I didn't order off the climate change fusion menu. 1.1850 0.03096 200 167 29 4
5704 Can you explain this as being nutritious and organic 1.1850 0.03478 200 172 19 9
5705 Unbelievable. You bring me a waterspout... on a TUESDAY? 1.1850 0.03331 200 170 23 7
5706 Tonight's special dessert is Ile Flottante avec Tornade. 1.1850 0.03254 200 169 25 6
5707 I’ve heard of beef tornados but never soup tornado. 1.1850 0.03176 200 168 27 5
5708 This is tournedos? 1.1850 0.03478 200 172 19 9
5709 Would you say this pairing is accentuated more by the terroir or climat? 1.1850 0.03482 173 146 22 5
5710 ...'Waiter... I asked the Chef for an F2...this is definitely and F3!' 1.1850 0.03384 173 145 24 4
5711 You said the appetizers were small! 1.1850 0.03283 173 144 26 3
5712 He drops by for a drink every day at this hour. 1.1848 0.03215 211 179 25 7
5713 Would monsieur care for croutons with his bisque? 1.1848 0.03347 184 155 24 5
5714 I don't know Joe, this Wizard of Oz soup looks kind of messy. 1.1848 0.03347 184 155 24 5
5715 Waiter, there's been a mistake. I ordered the Tortellini. 1.1848 0.03434 184 156 22 6
5716 He was Chopped, but the chef stands by the idea. 1.1848 0.03347 184 155 24 5
5717 Chef’s experimenting with a new frothing tool 1.1848 0.03257 184 154 26 4
5718 I didn’t order the three-alarm chili. 1.1848 0.03164 184 153 28 3
5719 I said 'Hurry, Cain,' not 'Hurricane.'" 1.1848 0.03164 184 153 28 3
5720 What wish should I do? 1.1846 0.03225 195 164 26 5
5721 I'll take the cow to go. 1.1846 0.03057 195 162 30 3
5722 Waiter, there's a cartoon caption from Hell in my soup. 1.1846 0.03538 195 168 18 9
5723 White House Soup as bad as this needs a bigger distraction. 1.1846 0.03225 195 164 26 5
5724 My compliments to the chef. This meal has me spinning. 1.1846 0.03142 195 163 28 4
5725 Global warming is a hoax. 1.1845 0.03546 168 142 21 5
5726 Why didn't you warn me the soup was so good? 1.1845 0.03546 168 142 21 5
5727 its a new sauce from Tijuana.... 1.1845 0.03039 206 172 30 4
5728 I asked you to hold the climate change. 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5729 It's because of global warming, monsieur. If you prefer, our gazpacho is superb. 1.1844 0.03310 179 150 25 4
5730 The chef uses an egg-beater. Why? 1.1844 0.03310 179 150 25 4
5731 Sir, your ribeye-of-the-storm. 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5732 I’m sorry. I was led to believe that there would be a shark in my ‘nado. 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5733 This storm-chaser stew is quite the whirlwind 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5734 I hate to think what F-category this is! 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
5735 I told you my insurance plan doesn't cover this soup! 1.1842 0.03190 190 159 27 4
5736 Is this what you meant when you said this soup was heavenly? 1.1842 0.03190 190 159 27 4
5737 I ordered the 'Cookin up a storm' not the 'Tornado' 1.1842 0.03190 190 159 27 4
5738 This tornado soup does extraordinary things for your palate, sir ! 1.1842 0.03102 190 158 29 3
5739 I asked for STILL water. 1.1841 0.03315 201 171 23 7
5740 I said ‘bisque,’ not ‘brisk.’ 1.1841 0.03240 201 170 25 6
5741 I asked for soup, not a weather alert. 1.1840 0.03058 212 178 29 5
5742 No, I may have mispronounced it, but I ordered the Tournedos of Beef !! 1.1839 0.03266 174 145 26 3
5743 My soup is not happy with the place setting. 1.1839 0.03828 174 151 14 9
5744 I explicitly asked for a typhoon. 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
5745 I ordered the shoo fly pie, not shoo fly soup. 1.1839 0.02894 223 186 33 4
5746 I ordered a storm in a teacup, not a soup bowl. 1.1838 0.03149 185 154 28 3
5747 There was also a fly in my teacup. 1.1837 0.03128 196 164 28 4
5748 We call it "Cyclone in Soupbowl." 1.1837 0.03291 196 166 24 6
5749 Um, I didn't order the Midwestern soup. 1.1834 0.03321 169 141 25 3
5750 I believe I ordered the chowder. 1.1834 0.03213 169 140 27 2
5751 Yes, please let the chef know that the giant aardvark is equally unacceptable. 1.1834 0.03425 169 142 23 4
5752 Excuse me, I believe I ordered the MILD chili! 1.1834 0.03425 169 142 23 4
5753 Take this back, please. I ordered tomato soup. 1.1833 0.03386 180 152 23 5
5754 I didn't order Tornado soup! 1.1833 0.03198 180 150 27 3
5755 Yes, sir. Indeed, convection cooking is not new, but we are proud to be first to show what can do outside the confines of a home kitchen. 1.1833 0.03477 180 153 21 6
5756 For the final course, which wine pairs with 'Death of the Firstborn'? 1.1833 0.03386 180 152 23 5
5757 Sharknado fin soup... So bad it's good? 1.1833 0.03477 180 153 21 6
5758 So, this is your new twist on Beef Bourguignon? 1.1833 0.03294 180 151 25 4
5759 This started happening when we stopped using pesticides. 1.1832 0.03175 191 160 27 4
5760 Try our new recipe “storm in a soup bowl” 1.1832 0.03175 191 160 27 4
5761 This hurricane is too salty 1.1832 0.03344 191 162 23 6
5762 The kitchen has a new twist on funnel soup." -- Leo Sacks, Sunnyside, N 1.1832 0.03261 191 161 25 5
5763 I specifically said, “sans croutons”, not “cyclone”. 1.1832 0.03175 191 160 27 4
5764 We're testing some new table theatrics. 1.1832 0.03505 191 164 19 8
5765 Even if I had a spoon, I wouldn't be able to eat it. 1.1832 0.03261 191 161 25 5
5766 I distinctly ordered, Tournedos Rossini not soup de hour! 1.1832 0.02987 202 168 31 3
5767 Excuse me, I ordered this with extra shark.” 1.1829 0.03487 164 138 22 4
5768 Waiter, how can I eat this soup with no spoon? 1.1829 0.03445 175 148 22 5
5769 I think the chef is taking the menu too literally. I said I wanted the beef tournados and soup. 1.1829 0.03349 175 147 24 4
5770 It's all the rage; there hasn't been such a craze since molecular gastronomy. 1.1828 0.03314 186 157 24 5
5771 Sir, the fire dept forced a soup switch from flambe to tornado potato 1.1828 0.03225 186 156 26 4
5772 It costs three dollars more because it’s a premium side. 1.1828 0.03225 186 156 26 4
5773 And a side order of pepto-bismol..... 1.1827 0.03113 197 165 28 4
5774 Remember to exhale as blow on your soup, if you inhale you’ll be sucked in! 1.1827 0.03275 197 167 24 6
5775 May I add some freshly ground pepper? 1.1827 0.03113 197 165 28 4
5776 I ordered Brussels Sprout soup, not water spout soup. 1.1827 0.03235 208 177 24 7
5777 Sorry sir - it's the elephant in the room. 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
5778 -what’s that? - it’s a climate change sir 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
5779 Our honey topping is quite fresh. 1.1824 0.03303 170 142 25 3
5780 You guys are up to date with the diet trends! I am guessing this is the tornado diet? 1.1824 0.03196 170 141 27 2
5781 I asked for Hurricane Bisque! 1.1824 0.03508 170 144 21 5
5782 We needed to add a little more spin to Man v. Food 1.1823 0.03459 181 154 21 6
5783 This is normally served cold. 1.1823 0.03277 181 152 25 4
5784 Good news: our chef is also an exterminator. 1.1823 0.03369 181 153 23 5
5785 So this is GMO soup? 1.1823 0.03160 192 161 27 4
5786 Sam Champion is our new head chef. 1.1823 0.03245 192 162 25 5
5787 I have heard of a storm in a teacup, but this is taking things too far. 1.1823 0.03409 192 164 21 7
5788 I thought you said this was gluten-free? 1.1823 0.03488 192 165 19 8
5789 I ordered Hurricane Soup. 1.1823 0.03285 203 173 23 7
5790 When it cools it is delicious! 1.1823 0.02973 203 169 31 3
5791 But sir, this is soup a la Dyson. 1.1823 0.03285 203 173 23 7
5792 A spoon should do... 1.1822 0.02958 214 179 31 4
5793 This is a spicier version of Beef Tournedos 1.1822 0.03032 214 180 29 5
5794 I can honestly say this soup is direct from heaven. 1.1818 0.03148 209 177 26 6
5795 That's the last time I ever order a large carrot soup in this place! 1.1818 0.03232 176 147 26 3
5796 May I please switch to an indooe table? 1.1818 0.03209 187 157 26 4
5797 I said Keto not El Nino. 1.1818 0.03297 187 158 24 5
5798 Waiter, I believe the chef went a bit overboard with the spices! 1.1818 0.03209 187 157 26 4
5799 I asked for not spicy. 1.1818 0.03383 187 159 22 6
5800 Oh, tureen- I heard tornado 1.1818 0.03074 209 176 28 5
5801 I think the chef has taken Myhrvold's science of cooking a bit too far. 1.1818 0.03427 176 149 22 5
5802 It may not still well. 1.1818 0.03521 176 150 20 6
5803 I ordered the tomato soup. 1.1818 0.03383 187 159 22 6
5804 Sir, you asked for our organic carrots. 1.1818 0.03331 176 148 24 4
5805 Waiter, there’s no tornado in my wine. 1.1818 0.03260 198 168 24 6
5806 Yes Sir, The soup comes from Baghdad, we guarantee one genie in every bowl 1.1818 0.03331 176 148 24 4
5807 Waiter, I said coriander, not coriolis soup. 1.1814 0.03119 204 172 27 5
5808 THIS is the Alabama surprise? 1.1814 0.03270 204 174 23 7
5809 It has been cooked with coal. 1.1814 0.03196 204 173 25 6
5810 I believe Sir said he wanted the Mid-Western version of our Storm Soup" 1.1813 0.03312 193 164 23 6
5811 I'm still waiting for my Krazy Straw. 1.1813 0.02876 193 159 33 1
5812 No. I said I wanted three dishes. 1.1813 0.03230 193 163 25 5
5813 New chef... 1.1813 0.03352 182 154 23 5
5814 Chicken soup for an ill wind. 1.1813 0.02968 182 150 31 1
5815 On second thought, I'll pass on the midwestern lentil. 1.1813 0.03489 171 145 21 5
5816 Did you know that this soup is truly out of this world! 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
5817 This may be a little aggressive for me. May I substitute for the EF-2? 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
5818 Would you kindly hand me my wine? 1.1809 0.03450 188 161 20 7
5819 I think there's one twist too many in the avgolemono soup 1.1809 0.03367 188 160 22 6
5820 That’s our Master Chef Tornado’s specialty of the day. 1.1809 0.03193 188 158 26 4
5821 The Zuppa Toscanini is rated an EF4, so expect to see your life flash before your eyes. 1.1809 0.03193 188 158 26 4
5822 No I did not order sharknado... 1.1809 0.03281 188 159 24 5
5823 Yes, is the soup de jour served in in its own eco-system of climate change? 1.1809 0.03281 188 159 24 5
5824 I'm sorry, but the Yelp gods have spoken. 1.1808 0.03114 177 147 28 2
5825 The menu specifically stated "a fly." 1.1808 0.03502 177 151 20 6
5826 I wanted a soup tureen, not soup tornado. 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
5827 Excuse me. Is this really the Turnip Twister soup? 1.1805 0.03027 205 172 29 4
5828 Yes, I did order the steak Tornados stew, but I declined your suggestion to add the volcanic ash option. 1.1805 0.03027 205 172 29 4
5829 I'm finding it hard to eat this shark fin soup. The menu didn't say anything about it coming with its own sharknado. 1.1804 0.02955 194 161 31 2
5830 Red wine? 1.1804 0.03296 194 165 23 6
5831 I argue that ruby red slippers should be considered business attire. 1.1803 0.03335 183 155 23 5
5832 What kind of bean soup is this? Magic bean soup? 1.1803 0.03150 183 153 27 3
5833 I ordered cream of mushroom sans the cloud. 1.1803 0.03244 183 154 25 4
5834 I asked for a hot soup but this is ridiculous! 1.1803 0.03335 183 155 23 5
5835 would you like pepper with that? 1.1803 0.03424 183 156 21 6
5836 I don't even 'have' a spoon.... 1.1802 0.03567 172 147 19 6
5837 Is this based on the same molecular gastronomy as your tempest in a teapot? 1.1802 0.03370 172 145 23 4
5838 You mean, frozen AND reheated? 1.1801 0.03400 161 135 23 3
5839 I said "TOMATO" soup, you idio 1.1800 0.02987 200 167 30 3
5840 You asked for it stirred, not shaken, right? 1.1799 0.03265 189 160 24 5
5841 This is the polar vortex soup featured this week! It’s really cool. 1.1799 0.03265 189 160 24 5
5842 There's a carrot eating my soup! 1.1799 0.03350 189 161 22 6
5843 It’s all the rage among the weight loss programs. 1.1799 0.03265 189 160 24 5
5844 Tomato soup? I thought you said Tornado soup.” -a very confused waite 1.1799 0.03265 189 160 24 5
5845 I thought I ordered the chicken noodle. 1.1799 0.03350 189 161 22 6
5846 We call it Chinese Hoax Soup; that funnel spout is not real 1.1798 0.03392 178 151 22 5
5847 Calling this Big Parsnip Soup does not do it justice. 1.1797 0.02993 217 183 29 5
5848 ‘No, no, it’s gourmet.’ 1.1796 0.03323 167 140 24 3
5849 I asked for the 'MAGA' soup, not the magma soup! 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
5850 Sir, Alabama law strictly prohibits heavy soup stirring. 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
5851 You’ll recall, sir, that I did recommend tasting first. 1.1795 0.03340 156 130 24 2
5852 Jesus! I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot! 1.1795 0.03199 195 165 25 5
5853 Waiter, there’s a tornado in my tomato. 1.1795 0.03115 195 164 27 4
5854 The word is 'tobasco,' not 'tornado' -- are you sure you speak Spanish? 1.1795 0.03115 195 164 27 4
5855 Storm in a teacup, sure, but tornado in soupbowl? This tells me that somebody back there in the kitchen is trying way too hard to be fresh and relevant. 1.1795 0.03360 195 167 21 7
5856 Is there a vent? 1.1793 0.03228 184 155 25 4
5857 I asked for veal tournedos, not tomato tornado soup. 1.1793 0.03228 184 155 25 4
5858 You call this vindallo? 1.1793 0.03228 184 155 25 4
5859 Waiter, I said more tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.1792 0.03451 173 147 21 5
5860 Sir, there’s an Alabama in my soup. 1.1791 0.03215 201 171 24 6
5861 Yoiks, mate, I asked fer ANTI-clockwise. 1.1791 0.03056 201 169 28 4
5862 You requested that it be hot 1.1789 0.03249 190 161 24 5
5863 There seems to be a problem with the soup......it's too cold. Would you bring me another one? 1.1789 0.03073 190 159 28 3
5864 What else do you serve with the new votex special? 1.1789 0.03163 190 160 26 4
5865 I said not too spicy! 1.1789 0.03073 190 159 28 3
5866 Yes, I've heard of a storm in teapot, but this is ridiculous! 1.1788 0.03183 179 150 26 3
5867 Is Sir from Alabama, perhaps? 1.1788 0.03280 179 151 24 4
5868 It's a tornado of flavor! 1.1788 0.03466 179 153 20 6
5869 What do you mean you have nothing? When you light the Greek cheese on fire you say Opa! 1.1788 0.03374 179 152 22 5
5870 Where's the beef? 1.1787 0.03226 207 177 23 7
5871 Our Specialite de la Maison, Tornado Tomato Soup 1.1786 0.03101 196 165 27 4
5872 There’s never any aftertaste. 1.1786 0.03344 196 168 21 7
5873 Waiter, there’s The Fly in my soup. 1.1784 0.03302 185 157 23 5
5874 "You say you only heated this by four degrees? 1.1782 0.03122 202 171 26 5
5875 Please enjoy the specialty of the house: tornados de boeuf soup. 1.1782 0.03129 174 145 27 2
5876 Waiter, there's a fly in the funnel in my soup! 1.1780 0.03234 191 162 24 5
5877 The tomato basil is just divine 1.1780 0.03059 191 160 28 3
5878 I specifically ordered a Texas twister, this is a _cyclone_! 1.1779 0.03247 163 136 25 2
5879 Excuse me, but I ordered tomato soup." N. Schlief, Doniphan, MO 1.1779 0.03064 208 176 27 5
5880 "Sucking up to me doesn't work." 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
5881 No, she'll come any minute now and she's a BABE. 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
5882 I've heard of a tempest in a teapot but this is just chicken soup! 1.1777 0.03406 197 170 19 8
5883 I know it's Mardi Gras, but wouldn't a Dixieland jazz band been simpler? 1.1777 0.03001 197 165 29 3
5884 Global climactic change? 1.1776 0.03008 214 181 28 5
5885 Shockingly good soup 1.1775 0.03178 169 141 26 2
5886 This is our “Widowmaker” chili. The chef received one too many “bland” comments on his “Gastric Meltdown” offering 1.1775 0.03178 169 141 26 2
5887 Let’s remove the bowl and spoon and let a funnel be a funnel. 1.1774 0.03104 186 156 27 3
5888 Cooked by climate change! 1.1774 0.03196 186 157 25 4
5889 Sorry, since the chef joined PETA, there’s nothing we can do. 1.1774 0.03286 186 158 23 5
5890 Sorry, we’re out of teapots. 1.1774 0.03458 186 160 19 7
5891 Is this Cream of Parsnip soup GMO free? 1.1774 0.03104 186 156 27 3
5892 I didn't know you guys made tornado soup here" 1.1773 0.02884 220 185 31 4
5893 Looks interesting, but I ordered tomato soup. 1.1773 0.02812 220 184 33 3
5894 You could say the chef's inspiration is the tempest in a teapot. 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
5895 Your Tasmanian Devil Consommé is interesting but I’d prefer the Froggy Evening Chowder, Please. 1.1771 0.03415 175 149 21 5
5896 We know you're undercover for the Michelin guide 1.1771 0.03217 175 147 25 3
5897 Sir, it's a self-cooling Vichyssoise. Your tossed salad and Flaming Crepes Suzette will be out shortly - if you're still around. 1.1771 0.03415 175 149 21 5
5898 It’s a bit light on the shark fins. 1.1771 0.03044 192 161 28 3
5899 The House Speciality. Our atmospheric carrot-parsnip soup. Enjoy! 1.1771 0.03218 192 163 24 5
5900 Can I get some ice cubes, please? 1.1771 0.03302 192 164 22 6
5901 God especially likes our soup, but, surprisingly, he's not much into sharing. 1.1771 0.03218 192 163 24 5
5902 Stop saying, "Zee soup reflects zee feelings." 1.1770 0.03050 209 177 27 5
5903 Didn't you hear me, I said no chili? 1.1768 0.03605 181 157 16 8
5904 Can fly's do that? 1.1768 0.03605 181 157 16 8
5905 Is that steam or a giant carrot? 1.1768 0.03247 181 153 24 4
5906 Waiter, there's a climate lie in my soup! 1.1768 0.03340 181 154 22 5
5907 So what's this? Climate change?" 1.1768 0.03247 181 153 24 4
5908 Too much sriracha sauce! 1.1768 0.03431 181 155 20 6
5909 The beef tornadoes are especially light tonight. 1.1768 0.03235 198 169 23 6
5910 I decided against the tea now. 1.1768 0.02987 198 166 29 3
5911 Our seasonal soup for September comes directly from the Gulf of Mexico. We call it "A storm in a soup bowl". 1.1765 0.03374 170 144 22 4
5912 I ordered the Judy Garland, not the Helen Hunt. I mean, that's why I asked for the ketchup. 1.1765 0.03269 187 159 23 5
5913 Tell the chef he doesn’t need to elevate my soup. 1.1765 0.02896 187 155 31 1
5914 I didn't know they were hungry. 1.1765 0.03374 170 144 22 4
5915 An F-1? No it's clearly an F-U. 1.1765 0.03441 187 161 19 7
5916 I asked for an F-2 gumbo. This is an F-5...it'll suck my teeth out 1.1765 0.03441 187 161 19 7
5917 Waiter, I asked for a typhoon in my soup 1.1765 0.03015 204 172 28 4
5918 I said prawn twisters. PRAWN twisters. 1.1765 0.03356 187 160 21 6
5919 Fasten your seat belt. 1.1762 0.03117 193 163 26 4
5920 I said AL-FRE-DO. 1.1762 0.02939 193 161 30 2
5921 Waiter! How has the chef prepared the endless breadsticks? 1.1762 0.03367 193 166 20 7
5922 How are doing so far? 1.1761 0.03491 176 151 19 6
5923 Oh, you said tomato soup! I thought that you said tornedo soup! 1.1761 0.03300 176 149 23 4
5924 I certainly wouldn't call it just a tempest in a teapot 1.1761 0.03397 176 150 21 5
5925 When I said, "There's a fly in my soup," I thought you'd bring me another bowl. 1.1761 0.03200 176 148 25 3
5926 This soup du jour feels ill-timed. 1.1761 0.03672 176 153 15 8
5927 And I thought extreme weather events were disturbing when they happened outside. 1.1761 0.03159 159 132 26 1
5928 I take my soup shaken, not stirred. 1.1759 0.03140 199 169 25 5
5929 Oh the humanity 1.1759 0.03140 199 169 25 5
5930 You better believe I'm not tipping you! 1.1759 0.03298 199 171 21 7
5931 Fries", I said I wanted "Fries" with that 1.1758 0.03230 182 154 24 4
5932 Are you ready to try some desert? 1.1758 0.03135 182 153 26 3
5933 Do you still think there's no such thing as climate change? 1.1758 0.03743 165 143 15 7
5934 You say this is the soup bowl version of a tempest in a teapot? 1.1758 0.03211 165 138 25 2
5935 Get me the pepper mill. 1.1755 0.03340 188 161 21 6
5936 I'm quite certain I said tortellini soup. 1.1755 0.03340 188 161 21 6
5937 It's our special for Shark Week - Sharknado soup. 1.1755 0.03165 188 159 25 4
5938 Do you have an ice cube? 1.1754 0.03252 171 144 24 3
5939 ‘I believe the whirling dervish needs a bit more prep time.’ 1.1754 0.03356 171 145 22 4
5940 Your cuisine may be all natural, but there are no pureed pea soupspouts in nature. 1.1754 0.03252 171 144 24 3
5941 I think it's a blowfly. 1.1754 0.03097 211 180 25 6
5942 Our soup is so tasty, that it has attracted the attention of the Almighty. 1.1753 0.03187 194 165 24 5
5943 Sir, its as you requested-smoking hot! 1.1753 0.03015 194 163 28 3
5944 The gods really have a problem with the ketchup bottle on the table. 1.1751 0.03379 177 151 21 5
5945 The chef is experiment again! It's suppose to keep the ingredients from settling to the bottom of the bowl! 1.1751 0.03183 177 149 25 3
5946 Farm to table micro-climate too? 1.1751 0.03283 177 150 23 4
5947 What? You mean you don't have a weather appetite? 1.1751 0.03283 177 150 23 4
5948 Oh, but our Consomme aux Pommes d’Amour avec des Astéroïdes is a speciality of the 'ouse, Sir! 1.1750 0.03382 160 135 22 3
5949 You say the gazpacho smacks of "White Tornado?" What's that supposed to mean? 1.1750 0.03125 200 170 25 5
5950 If I'd wanted Soupnado, I would have ordered Soupnado. 1.1750 0.02960 200 168 29 3
5951 I don't think this will be good for my stomach. 1.1750 0.03282 200 172 21 7
5952 It’s not like any Italian wedding I’ve ever been to... 1.1749 0.03306 183 156 22 5
5953 I asked for a fly. 1.1749 0.03396 183 157 20 6
5954 The Sharknado soup is our Lenten special. 1.1749 0.03119 183 154 26 3
5955 "I ordered the Kansas special not the Nouvelle Nebraska" 1.1748 0.03066 206 175 26 5
5956 You said shell soup not hell soup... 1.1746 0.03149 189 160 25 4
5957 Waiter, there’s something NOT in my soup! 1.1746 0.03149 189 160 25 4
5958 Enjoying our complementary soup cooling service? 1.1746 0.03149 189 160 25 4
5959 No, I asked for the tortilla soup. 1.1746 0.03149 189 160 25 4
5960 You asked for extra spicy! 1.1744 0.03017 172 143 28 1
5961 It is what the chef wanted 1.1744 0.03338 172 146 22 4
5962 But sir, you did order the Climate Change soup. 1.1744 0.03255 195 167 22 6
5963 Sir, the kitchen has gotten warmer recently! 1.1744 0.03172 195 166 24 5
5964 Sir, Your wizarding degree isn't supposed to be used here 1.1744 0.03088 195 165 26 4
5965 Creme de Katrina again? 1.1744 0.03088 195 165 26 4
5966 I said I wanted it hot but this is ridiculous - you gonna charge me a carbon tax on it? 1.1742 0.03266 178 151 23 4
5967 Could I have chopsticks? 1.1742 0.03266 178 151 23 4
5968 I’ve a feeling we’re not in Flavortown anymore 1.1742 0.03362 178 152 21 5
5969 I asked for warm soup not Soup Warming! 1.1741 0.03190 201 172 23 6
5970 I am telling you. This is not a storm in a teacup! 1.1741 0.02947 201 169 29 3
5971 The soupe du jour is way too salty. 1.1739 0.02997 161 133 28 0
5972 Midwest Chowder? I wanted the Oklahoma Bisque. 1.1739 0.02895 207 174 30 3
5973 This soupnado needs a little more salt. 1.1739 0.03198 184 156 24 4
5974 Sir, the menu clear states Fly-nado Soup" 1.1739 0.03289 184 157 22 5
5975 Yes, I see there is a tornado in your soup, but at least it isn't a fly 1.1739 0.03198 184 156 24 4
5976 I said I wanted this soup cumulonimbus. 1.1737 0.03134 190 161 25 4
5977 I ordered the tornado medium rare after the soup. 1.1737 0.02951 190 159 29 2
5978 The AC on the fritz again? 1.1737 0.02855 190 158 31 1
5979 The State has gone to great lengths to make my execution seem not cruel - but what about unusual? 1.1737 0.03307 190 163 21 6
5980 I did ask you to put some energy into the dish to get a good review, but not The Apocolypse. 1.1737 0.03044 190 160 27 3
5981 I thought I ordered the hurricane soup. 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
5982 My apologies, sir, I thought you ordered the Genie Soup 1.1735 0.03319 196 169 20 7
5983 I've heard of a hurricane cocktail, but not tornado soup 1.1735 0.03073 196 166 26 4
5984 The root of my question: is this giant carrot or parsnip soup? 1.1735 0.03157 196 167 24 5
5985 New cuisine twist! 1.1735 0.02806 196 163 32 1
5986 I ordered the lobster bisque, not the twister soup. 1.1734 0.03217 173 146 24 3
5987 This isn't my order; I wanted my soup stirred clockwise. 1.1734 0.03517 173 149 18 6
5988 Chef's conceptualizing Trump's hoaxes Sir. This one's "Global Warming" 1.1732 0.03527 179 155 17 7
5989 It evokes Chef’s upbringing 1.1732 0.03151 179 151 25 3
5990 You said you wanted carrot soup 1.1730 0.03273 185 158 22 5
5991 I said, waterCRESS. 1.1730 0.03088 185 156 26 3
5992 I didn't order climate change with my soup! 1.1730 0.03362 185 159 20 6
5993 Another spoon, please -- and quickly! 1.1730 0.03088 185 156 26 3
5994 I really need to stop eating my feelings. 1.1730 0.03362 185 159 20 6
5995 But I asked for a cup of sunshine. 1.1730 0.03088 185 156 26 3
5996 Sir, I explicitly asked for the "to-mat-o" bisque. Not a one-way trip to Kansas. 1.1728 0.03291 191 164 21 6
5997 Excuse me, I ordered the Hurricane Hash, not the Tornado Tomato Soup. 1.1728 0.03119 191 162 25 4
5998 Waiter, there's a fly in my leg of Giraffe soup! 1.1726 0.03381 197 171 18 8
5999 I said "reap" not "eat". 1.1726 0.02973 197 166 28 3
6000 Oh Yes....Chef William's version of Shaken, not stirred....Enjoy! 1.1724 0.03302 174 148 22 4
6001 May I have a cup of your 'Temestuous Tea' to go with this? 1.1724 0.03161 203 174 23 6
6002 Excuse me, sir, I didn't order 'tornado' sou 1.1724 0.03401 174 149 20 5
6003 I was wondering what a Mexican/Canadian delight was. 1.1724 0.03200 174 147 24 3
6004 Who knew Tomato Tornado was a literal description? 1.1724 0.03095 174 146 26 2
6005 I have the feeling we’re not in Nomo anymore. 1.1724 0.02920 203 171 29 3
6006 The bland soup review still didn't blow over? 1.1722 0.02788 209 175 32 2
6007 Please tell the chef climate change still isn't real. 1.1722 0.03034 180 151 27 2
6008 The soup is heavenly sir. 1.1722 0.03508 180 156 17 7
6009 I’d really prefer a rose’ with this. 1.1722 0.03327 180 154 21 5
6010 I did ask that the soup be cooled a bit, but this is ridiculous! 1.1722 0.03135 180 152 25 3
6011 This is not what I expected for my taco twist soup 1.1719 0.02923 192 161 29 2
6012 There isn't anymore hot sauce in the kitchen. 1.1719 0.03275 192 165 21 6
6013 Waiter, come taste the soup. 1.1714 0.03160 210 181 22 7
6014 May I have a straw please? 1.1714 0.03285 175 149 22 4
6015 I only asked for soup... is the tornado extra? 1.1714 0.03383 175 150 20 5
6016 What's the weather...Kenneth. 1.1713 0.02885 216 183 29 4
6017 Not to make a mountain out of a molehill, but we were out of teacups. 1.1713 0.02885 216 183 29 4
6018 Its a new recipe using our atomic stove. 1.1713 0.03019 181 152 27 2
6019 Waiter, this parsnip soup has big lumps in and I don't think it's fresh " 1.1713 0.03401 181 156 19 6
6020 I had no idea that the severe weather expert from channel 2 was the chef de cuisine. 1.1713 0.03019 181 152 27 2
6021 How do you like the tourbillon Bouillon? 1.1711 0.03058 187 158 26 3
6022 I know it's not the Tempest in a Teapot, but it still comes with crackers! 1.1711 0.03151 187 159 24 4
6023 Has David Wallace-Wells reviewed this? 1.1711 0.03151 187 159 24 4
6024 So this is 'soup change'? 1.1710 0.03341 193 167 19 7
6025 How do you like our reduced calorie soup? 1.1710 0.03175 193 165 23 5
6026 I ordered Clam Chowder, not Vesuvian Stew! 1.1709 0.03383 158 134 21 3
6027 My soup is a disaster zone - may I get a tax-payer bailout? 1.1709 0.03194 199 171 22 6
6028 Yes, the 'Fennel Cloud' soup du jour should be sufficient. 1.1707 0.02975 205 174 27 4
6029 I said extra hot, not extra fast! 1.1706 0.03011 170 142 27 1
6030 "Um... Could I speak to the head chef please?" 1.1706 0.03011 170 142 27 1
6031 Don't give me that ... these things are caused on Earth by microwave globe-bowl warming! 1.1705 0.03353 217 191 15 11
6032 Your menu promised an explosion. 1.1705 0.02873 217 184 29 4
6033 Too much pepper? Gee, ya think? 1.1705 0.03268 176 150 22 4
6034 I guess this is non-organic ? 1.1705 0.03062 176 148 26 2
6035 I said to make sure it was warm, not boiling!! 1.1705 0.03167 176 149 24 3
6036 I s the cook's name TAZ? 1.1705 0.03366 176 151 20 5
6037 It's tornado alley soup. Eat it before it flies away. 1.1703 0.02901 182 152 29 1
6038 ‘The meringue kind of got out of control. Bon Appetite.’ 1.1703 0.03004 182 153 27 2
6039 How apropos to choose "global warming" to further heat my tournedo de boeuf! 1.1703 0.03199 182 155 23 4
6040 But where's the beef? 1.1702 0.03135 188 160 24 4
6041 I asked for a cup of the Soup-nado, not a bowl. 1.1702 0.03135 188 160 24 4
6042 It’s climate change with a touch of nutmeg 1.1702 0.03312 188 162 20 6
6043 It's Mr. Fieri's specialty, sir. 1.1702 0.02948 188 158 28 2
6044 I said go easy on the peppering! 1.1702 0.02948 188 158 28 2
6045 All white, Christian diners will be able to find refuge at the following restaurants...” 1.1701 0.02986 194 164 27 3
6046 a what? wait. you mean virtually, actually or literally. 1.1701 0.02802 194 162 31 1
6047 I thought I ordered a tempest in a teacup, not in a soup bowl.” “Yes, we are aware, and soup-er sized it, sir. 1.1701 0.03160 194 166 23 5
6048 Horace…another place setting… please. The dinner date…I dream of…is arriving. 1.1701 0.03160 194 166 23 5
6049 Let's Twist again like we did last Summer Squash. 1.1701 0.03404 194 169 17 8
6050 What's your return policy for divinely-eaten foods? 1.1696 0.03424 171 147 19 5
6051 I asked for the European model! 1.1695 0.03534 177 154 16 7
6052 Yes, my life has been a whirlwind of late. 1.1695 0.03150 177 150 24 3
6053 I think I need a glass of water. 1.1695 0.03534 177 154 16 7
6054 Cancel the Fucking Contest !! People just died. And you joke about it. You just gave a million votes to Donald Trump. 1.1695 0.03442 177 153 18 6
6055 Did the kitchen run out of baby carrot soup? 1.1694 0.02989 183 154 27 2
6056 Is there some way to New Yorkerize this situation to provide some mild amusement? 1.1694 0.03276 183 157 21 5
6057 I heard the weather was going to be soupy today. 1.1694 0.03276 183 157 21 5
6058 The soupnado is the best test for your new $80 stainless steel straw" 1.1693 0.03209 189 162 22 5
6059 I didn't know you meant it literally when you told me that all the dishes served in this restaurant would be freshly sourced from their origins. 1.1692 0.02972 195 165 27 3
6060 But I wanted the flies in the soup. 1.1692 0.03228 195 168 21 6
6061 This is the Torrid Tornado Tomato soup 1.1692 0.03145 195 167 23 5
6062 Needs more ghost pepper! 1.1692 0.03318 201 175 18 8
6063 So, are we enjoying our Souper Storm Campbell? 1.1687 0.03344 160 136 21 3
6064 Do I just use my spoon, or? 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
6065 Is climate change in season? 1.1687 0.03269 166 141 22 3
6066 It's the specialty of Tornado Alley. 1.1686 0.02980 172 144 27 1
6067 You guys really take egg drop soup seriously, huh? 1.1685 0.03424 178 154 18 6
6068 Water spouts don't do the backstroke. 1.1685 0.03330 178 153 20 5
6069 I said no pressure cooker! 1.1685 0.02974 184 155 27 2
6070 I'd like to return the Alabama chowder. 1.1685 0.03350 184 159 19 6
6071 Now that is definitely a soup special! 1.1685 0.03072 184 156 25 3
6072 This tzatz-whatever is a real tongue twister, but I dig it. 1.1685 0.03167 184 157 23 4
6073 Actually, I think I won't have the Trailer Park Steak as my entree. 1.1685 0.03350 184 159 19 6
6074 You didn't mention carrot in the soup is not sliced. Can I get a hacksaw? 1.1685 0.03167 184 157 23 4
6075 I'm taking stock of this for my Yelp review." 1.1685 0.03072 184 156 25 3
6076 It was r-n, sir, not an m. 1.1685 0.03167 184 157 23 4
6077 Our Funnel Soup will NOT be outdone by the likes of a carnival 1.1684 0.03105 190 162 24 4
6078 I'm sure I said not the extra spicy kind. 1.1684 0.03045 196 167 25 4
6079 I distinctly requested the vichyssoise without waterspout! 1.1683 0.03302 202 176 18 8
6080 We're all out of the 'tempest in a teapot' special on tonight's menu 1.1683 0.02989 202 172 26 4
6081 When did your seasonal menu change from winter to tornado? 1.1677 0.03360 167 143 20 4
6082 I ordered the hurricane fries. 1.1677 0.03021 167 140 26 1
6083 I believe I ordered the Brussels sprout soup with butter and 'turbinado.' 1.1676 0.03183 173 147 23 3
6084 I hope you enjoy your soup, sir. It's guaranteed to transport your taste buds." 1.1676 0.03183 173 147 23 3
6085 You should see it on the way out! 1.1676 0.03313 179 154 20 5
6086 It's our version of locavoire: soupe de "tornado alley" 1.1676 0.03118 179 152 24 3
6087 Fresh pepper for the Oklahoma spring vegetable soup, please. 1.1676 0.03118 179 152 24 3
6088 This is NOT merely a storm in a teacup! 1.1676 0.03015 179 151 26 2
6089 Are you sure this isn't beef tournedos bullion? 1.1676 0.02858 185 155 29 1
6090 The menu said it had only 3 hot spicy stars. 1.1676 0.02959 185 156 27 2
6091 I ordered LOBSTER Tournedo, not PARSNIP! 1.1676 0.03333 185 160 19 6
6092 I ordered tournedos of beef, not tornadoes! More fresh pepper, sir? 1.1675 0.03089 191 163 24 4
6093 Waiter! Waiter! Shhhhh! Not so loud! If the the others see yours, they’ll want one too! 1.1675 0.03177 191 164 22 5
6094 I mentioned that this soup packs a wallop. 1.1675 0.02855 197 166 29 2
6095 You told me the soup of the day was an F5. This couldn't be more than an F2 or an F3. Please ask the chef to whip me up something else. 1.1675 0.03115 197 169 23 5
6096 The menu said it would leave eaters winded, but I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.1675 0.02944 197 167 27 3
6097 I think I putt to much been sprouts in the soup 1.1675 0.03031 197 168 25 4
6098 I was told tornadoes don’t pass through Flavor Town. 1.1667 0.02948 174 146 27 1
6099 So how come you didn't tell me about the elephant in the room? 1.1667 0.03269 174 149 21 4
6100 I meant to order a mexican tornado. 1.1667 0.03102 180 153 24 3
6101 Waiter: I said “tomato soup”. I can’t stand tornado soup! 1.1667 0.03162 192 165 22 5
6102 It's a Class 3 Ectoplasmic Foodie, Ray. Who you gonna call? 1.1667 0.03059 174 147 25 2
6103 Excuse my asking, but am I witnessing His way of pureeing butternut squash? 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
6104 Please take the soup away. I asked to be seated in the earthquake zone. 1.1667 0.03369 174 150 19 5
6105 You told Him I have the last bowl of gazpacho, didn't you? 1.1667 0.03042 186 158 25 3
6106 Those aren't flies, Sir, they're micro cattle. You did ask for the F5 Cream of Tornado. Your bowl of barn shards will be here shortly. 1.1667 0.03247 192 166 20 6
6107 Dyxlexic tomato soup? 1.1667 0.03017 198 169 25 4
6108 Did you see the news? Tomato soup is on the rise again! 1.1659 0.02922 217 186 26 5
6109 Dude, all I wanted was a bowl of soup. 1.1659 0.03107 205 177 22 6
6110 An Alabama Slammer is not a soup. 1.1659 0.02694 205 172 32 1
6111 I'd forgotten which of the soups made the Guinness Book of Records. 1.1658 0.03246 199 173 19 7
6112 I do believe that you've put too much hot sauce in my good sir. 1.1658 0.03167 199 172 21 6
6113 Sir,would you like more pepper in your soup? 1.1658 0.02970 193 164 26 3
6114 I’ve got an ulcer. The menu said nothing about the soup’s being an F-5 on the Modified Fujita Scale. 1.1658 0.02878 193 163 28 2
6115 Sharknado fin soup - sharknados actually exist, and you make soup out of them? 1.1658 0.03147 193 166 22 5
6116 I'm sorry, but that IS exactly what you ordered. The tournadoes weren't selling so, rather than reprint the menu, we crossed out the letter U, and voila. Bon Appetit. 1.1658 0.03060 193 165 24 4
6117 Since when did the gastronomist start practicing meteorology!? 1.1658 0.02878 193 163 28 2
6118 I’m so confused. Every night you serve the soup d’jour with Tabasco pepper. Why tonight with tornado pepper?! 1.1658 0.02930 187 158 27 2
6119 If this is the advertised "never ending soup" how am I supposed to eat it? 1.1658 0.03120 187 160 23 4
6120 No, the collision of disparate seasonal air masses and roll vorticity resulting from a mid-continental jet were not on the menu! 1.1658 0.03120 187 160 23 4
6121 What I said, was that the soup was too cold. 1.1658 0.03299 187 162 19 6
6122 I’m story, but I ordered a teapot. 1.1658 0.03120 187 160 23 4
6123 A little dense taste. 1.1657 0.03086 181 154 24 3
6124 The chef apologizes for the lobster bisque, sir; the cayennes have been rather unpredictable of late. In reparation I am authorized to offer sir a complimentary Tarte Tatin for dessert. 1.1657 0.03184 181 155 22 4
6125 Okay, okay! I won't slurp anymore, I promise! 1.1657 0.02880 181 152 28 1
6126 This Alabama Gumbo is wreaking havoc. 1.1657 0.02933 175 147 27 1
6127 I asked for a Texas tornado soup This is an Iowa tornado soup if you don't mind 1.1657 0.03448 175 152 17 6
6128 I don't like spicy. 1.1657 0.03104 169 143 24 2
6129 I'd like to change my main course from Salmon to the Tournedos Rossini. 1.1656 0.03170 163 138 23 2
6130 Careful, windy. 1.1649 0.03045 194 166 24 4
6131 I thought she'd wait until after the entrée to ghost. 1.1649 0.03132 194 167 22 5
6132 But I did not order the special. 1.1649 0.03298 194 169 18 7
6133 I ordered the soupnami 1.1649 0.02956 194 165 26 3
6134 All of our ingredients are fresh including the honey! 1.1649 0.02864 194 164 28 2
6135 DUST DEVILS, SURE. BUT A SOUP DEVIL IS A BIT MUCH. 1.1649 0.03195 188 162 21 5
6136 May I trade this tornado soup with gazpacho? 1.1649 0.03105 188 161 23 4
6137 I asked for the Thunderclap Special, not the Twister Delight. 1.1649 0.03195 188 162 21 5
6138 Our soup of the day with a dash of phantasmagoria added 1.1648 0.03354 182 158 18 6
6139 Those new microwaves are really amazing 1.1648 0.02866 182 153 28 1
6140 As you ordered, it's Julia Child's Tornado Rossini. 1.1648 0.03168 182 156 22 4
6141 never thought your soup is that disastrous! 1.1648 0.03132 176 150 23 3
6142 Waiter, I ordered the cream of mushroom not the 10 plague soup 1.1648 0.03132 176 150 23 3
6143 I specifically told you I was allergic to large soup tornadoes. 1.1648 0.03132 176 150 23 3
6144 Well, you said you wanted your dinner smokin hot 1.1648 0.03132 176 150 23 3
6145 Next time I'll just go to Dairy Queen. 1.1648 0.03333 176 152 19 5
6146 I'm sure it's just a coincidence that the recorded music is playing The Wind Beneath My Wings. 1.1648 0.03333 176 152 19 5
6147 The Chef has a new microwave that he wanted to try out." 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
6148 I know I asked for a “tornado of flavor,” but this is ridiculous. 1.1643 0.02948 213 183 25 5
6149 I told you I didn't want it stirred aggressively this time, Mark. 1.1643 0.02757 207 175 30 2
6150 I said leek and potato, silly. Not tornado! 1.1642 0.02803 201 170 29 2
6151 Let’s just say “Global Warming” and think no more about it. 1.1642 0.02975 201 172 25 4
6152 The spices here are heavenly. 1.1642 0.02975 201 172 25 4
6153 Excuse me, I ordered the white wine 1.1642 0.03058 201 173 23 5
6154 This is what you called a cyclone soup! 1.1642 0.03138 201 174 21 6
6155 And you say they only serve this on Wednesday? 1.1641 0.03031 195 167 24 4
6156 Damn it!.... I asked for tomato soup, not tornado stew. 1.1641 0.03031 195 167 24 4
6157 The plume of smoke is due to global warming. 1.1639 0.03152 183 157 22 4
6158 I'm giving up soup for Lent. 1.1639 0.02852 183 154 28 1
6159 I told you that gluten was dangerous! 1.1639 0.03245 183 158 20 5
6160 So, they forgot the parsnips? 1.1639 0.03152 183 157 22 4
6161 delicious soupnado 1.1639 0.03245 183 158 20 5
6162 Now listen. If I'd wanted everyone to look at me, I'd have worn the suit that matches this tie. 1.1638 0.03011 177 150 25 2
6163 Chef grabbed Ajax by mistake. 1.1638 0.03116 177 151 23 3
6164 Turnips or tornados sir? 1.1638 0.03217 177 152 21 4
6165 I've heard of a storm in a teacup, but there's a WHAT in my soup?! 1.1637 0.02957 171 144 26 1
6166 This soup is a real twister! 1.1636 0.03362 165 142 19 4
6167 Really? This is the low-chilli version? 1.1635 0.02828 208 177 28 3
6168 Global warming special ! 1.1634 0.03043 202 174 23 5
6169 Did I ask you to bring the potage and the vol au vent at the same time? 1.1632 0.02982 190 162 25 3
6170 Would you like a seat belt with that? 1.1632 0.03074 190 163 23 4
6171 You said that this is the new chef’s intpretation of “Beef Tournedos?” Mike Darrington -Spokane, WA 1.1632 0.02789 190 160 29 1
6172 Waiter, this soup is clearly too salty. 1.1632 0.02888 190 161 27 2
6173 Would you like it chilled? 1.1632 0.02888 190 161 27 2
6174 We pride ourselves on having the freshest honey in town. 1.1630 0.03229 184 159 20 5
6175 Tornadoed, not hurricaned. 1.1630 0.03040 184 157 24 3
6176 I think the chef got carried away with the soup de jour. 1.1630 0.03040 184 157 24 3
6177 We call it soup tornadoes 1.1629 0.03298 178 154 19 5
6178 No, I'm not in favor of disruptive innovation. 1.1625 0.03304 160 137 20 3
6179 It twists the spaghettini into the words Climate Change. 1.1623 0.02874 191 162 27 2
6180 What is your 3 wish? 1.1623 0.02814 228 196 27 5
6181 Separate checks, please. 1.1622 0.03213 185 160 20 5
6182 We call it the Pre-Fixe Climate Special. 1.1620 0.02980 179 152 25 2
6183 If you like our "cone" chowder, you'll love our specials this monsoon season. 1.1620 0.03184 179 154 21 4
6184 I asked for the Sharknado, not the Firenado. 1.1618 0.03252 173 149 20 4
6185 I know tornadoes are striking everywhere these days, but this is ridiculous! 1.1617 0.03214 167 143 21 3
6186 Well, given how my Onion Soup is being stirred, I really hope the medium- rare steak I just ordered won’t be cooked here on the table too? 1.1616 0.02988 198 170 24 4
6187 But I ordered the teapot. 1.1615 0.02954 192 164 25 3
6188 Kindly inform the new management to stick to the teacup tradition. We have values in this town. 1.1615 0.03133 192 166 21 5
6189 I don't think I'll need seconds! 1.1615 0.02763 192 162 29 1
6190 Are you ready for dessert sir? 1.1615 0.02860 192 163 27 2
6191 Not just one. It's a flynado. 1.1614 0.02988 223 194 22 7
6192 Sorry. It's a gumbo eruption. 1.1613 0.03009 186 159 24 3
6193 You do realize that the Tulsa Special must NOT be served a MOMENT before its time? 1.1613 0.03009 186 159 24 3
6194 Got any Red Hot? 1.1613 0.03104 186 160 22 4
6195 What's this? I had asked for a storm in a teacup 1.1611 0.02791 211 180 28 3
6196 Clark Kent taught me this 1.1611 0.02709 211 179 30 2
6197 Very Funny! Tell the Chef to can it. 1.1611 0.02965 180 153 25 2
6198 Sir, you ordered the CABBAGE & CHICKPEA DETOX WHIRLWIND SOUP 1.1610 0.03002 205 177 23 5
6199 Waiter, there’s a firefly in my soup. 1.1609 0.03130 174 149 22 3
6200 Surprenez moi 1.1609 0.03130 174 149 22 3
6201 I ordered "Curried" Chicken Soup not "Hurried" 1.1609 0.02910 174 147 26 1
6202 That’s why I suggested a pot of tea. 1.1608 0.02888 199 170 26 3
6203 Would you recommend the beef tournedos rossini? 1.1608 0.02798 199 169 28 2
6204 Sir, this is the special for today called: Soup Tornado 1.1608 0.03298 199 175 16 8
6205 We call it the"Tsunami special. 1.1608 0.02888 199 170 26 3
6206 But I ordered Sunny Side Up! 1.1608 0.02706 199 168 30 1
6207 Can you stop the foam? 1.1608 0.02888 199 170 26 3
6208 Waiter, the fly is mow on the ceiling. 1.1608 0.03140 199 173 20 6
6209 I ordered the non-spicy chili. 1.1608 0.02798 199 169 28 2
6210 Yes, this is the soup of the day. 1.1608 0.02888 199 170 26 3
6211 I believe I asked for "potato" soup. 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
6212 Actually ,what I thought I ordered was Seared Beef Tornadoes. 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
6213 it's what we mean by "made to order" 1.1606 0.03030 193 166 23 4
6214 It's the chef's specialty-soup tornado. 1.1604 0.02994 187 160 24 3
6215 True, our Tornado Tetrazzini is a bit unusual. 1.1604 0.02897 187 159 26 2
6216 The jinni is superlative! 1.1604 0.03181 187 162 20 5
6217 I asked for bottled water spout. 1.1602 0.02844 181 153 27 1
6218 Is this your new hot creation? 1.1602 0.02844 181 153 27 1
6219 I said "steaming," not "swarming!" 1.1602 0.03151 181 156 21 4
6220 Waiter this is a bit extreme to get the fly out of my soup 1.1598 0.03015 194 167 23 4
6221 How did the Chef know I am a weather forecaster? 1.1596 0.03074 188 162 22 4
6222 Simple Squash Soup? What a tongue twister! 1.1596 0.03165 188 163 20 5
6223 I’m afraid we do not have any straws sir 1.1593 0.02830 182 154 27 1
6224 Waiter, I'm looking for a spoof. 1.1592 0.02947 201 173 24 4
6225 Lovely weather we're having. 1.1591 0.03397 176 154 16 6
6226 The twist of pepper you put in, is funneling all my taste buds. 1.1590 0.03001 195 168 23 4
6227 Oops I dropped my spoon! 1.1590 0.02724 195 165 29 1
6228 I wonder if you could zap this in the microwave for say 15seconds? 1.1590 0.03172 195 170 19 6
6229 Was it that I misprounced tournedos or that I told you it had to be extremely well done? 1.1590 0.03001 195 168 23 4
6230 of course the table d'hote has a unique service menu 1.1590 0.02912 195 167 25 3
6231 Are we on “America’s Funnelest Home Videoes”? 1.1589 0.02910 214 185 24 5
6232 Turbulence in the kitchen makes for an exciting soup 1.1587 0.02965 189 162 24 3
6233 I'll have Kansas seasoned rubbed ribs to complement this soup. 1.1587 0.02769 189 160 28 1
6234 I ordered it without the climate change sauce! 1.1587 0.03149 189 164 20 5
6235 The chef calls it: "You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round" soup 1.1587 0.02869 189 161 26 2
6236 Sir, you asked for hearty parsnip soup, and that is what you got. 1.1585 0.02920 183 156 25 2
6237 Are you sure this is the meteriological special? 1.1584 0.02848 202 173 26 3
6238 Can I get a fire extinguisher for you sir? 1.1584 0.02933 202 174 24 4
6239 No Dorothy this isn’t Kansas. 1.1582 0.03183 177 153 20 4
6240 Just the traditional shark fin soup, please. 1.1582 0.02975 177 151 24 2
6241 Too bad, pretty obvious. It sucks. 1.1582 0.03283 177 154 18 5
6242 Please be aware that responsibility for the cleaning bill for the angry couple at the adjacent table is yours and yours alone. 1.1582 0.02987 196 169 23 4
6243 Do I eat this with a spoon or a straw? 1.1582 0.02806 196 167 27 2
6244 How are you managing to balance this carrot? 1.1582 0.02898 196 168 25 3
6245 Is the chef concerned about client change on fine dining? 1.1582 0.03073 196 170 21 5
6246 Yes the Shitake soup is in season but so are the mosquitoes. 1.1582 0.02898 196 168 25 3
6247 Nah, He wants just a little bit. 1.1582 0.02987 196 169 23 4
6248 Sir, climate change is a hokes 1.1579 0.03252 171 148 19 4
6249 Today's soup of the day is 'Tormato' by signature chef Yes 1.1579 0.02951 190 163 24 3
6250 Must the parsnip soup be so fresh? 1.1576 0.02835 203 174 26 3
6251 I said I want the stew, not the strew! 1.1576 0.02835 203 174 26 3
6252 As a food critic, I would tell the chef this dish is typically served with a crazy straw. 1.1576 0.03103 184 159 21 4
6253 A new green blender? 1.1576 0.03006 184 158 23 3
6254 I can see now why it's called Texas Roadhouse. 1.1576 0.03006 184 158 23 3
6255 I asked for mushroom soup without the mushroom! 1.1574 0.03142 197 172 19 6
6256 We don't serve shark, so this is a tomato-nado 1.1574 0.03059 197 171 21 5
6257 Our apologies. This is what it takes to get on Chef’s Table... 1.1574 0.02884 197 169 25 3
6258 The new chef is an optimist. 1.1574 0.02973 197 170 23 4
6259 We’ve mastered the next trend beyond sous vide. 1.1573 0.03065 178 153 22 3
6260 Is this the rare Massachusetts tornado I ordered? 1.1573 0.02960 178 152 24 2
6261 Too much Coriolis effect 1.1573 0.03065 178 153 22 3
6262 I asked for a soup *spoon*. 1.1573 0.03167 178 154 20 4
6263 Yes, monsieur, this is our soupe de Maman Tornade. 1.1571 0.03029 191 165 22 4
6264 You said Hot sir 1.1571 0.03029 191 165 22 4
6265 It's a perfect storm in a teacup 1.1571 0.03118 191 166 20 5
6266 Do I tip it separately?" 1.1570 0.03016 172 147 23 2
6267 I am calling for a gumbo emergency declaration" 1.1570 0.03438 172 151 15 6
6268 I guess this isn't the week for making jokes about tornadoes. 1.1566 0.03044 198 172 21 5
6269 The Chefs’ Hurricane; level 7, Hot, best consumed by Friday. 1.1566 0.02959 198 171 23 4
6270 Your Plague Foo Young seems a bit overdone. 1.1566 0.02959 198 171 23 4
6271 I ordered the fish sandwich. 1.1566 0.02780 198 169 27 2
6272 Who? Will he sign my menu? 1.1564 0.03150 179 155 20 4
6273 Amazing! You should keep this on your menu even after 'The Tempest' closes the scheduled dinner theater run. 1.1564 0.02844 211 182 25 4
6274 Excuse me, Sir, but there are no sharks in my sharknado 1.1562 0.02827 192 164 26 2
6275 I asked for my soup hot not explosive. 1.1562 0.02827 192 164 26 2
6276 Is Monsieur enjoying his Tornadoes de Beef? 1.1562 0.02827 192 164 26 2
6277 I seem to be missing a spoon. May I trouble you for one? And, yes, a jigsaw for the parsnip would be welcome as well. 1.1561 0.02975 205 178 22 5
6278 The smoke monster from "Lost" is trying to eat my soup again. 1.1561 0.03110 173 149 21 3
6279 But I thought Toto and I weren't in Kansas anymore! 1.1561 0.02886 173 147 25 1
6280 When does it finich? 1.1561 0.03110 173 149 21 3
6281 I asked for a storm in a teacup... 1.1559 0.02774 186 158 27 1
6282 Talk about climate change ! 1.1559 0.03072 186 161 21 4
6283 I asked for medium, not hot. 1.1556 0.02929 180 154 24 2
6284 Yelp reviewers said the soup wasn't hot enough. 1.1556 0.03033 180 155 22 3
6285 Would you like ground pepper on your tornado soup? 1.1553 0.02797 206 177 26 3
6286 I said extra hot, not a climate warming demonstration. 1.1552 0.03301 174 152 17 5
6287 The latest in gastronomy... 1.1552 0.03094 174 150 21 3
6288 Warhol never painted this. 1.1551 0.03150 187 163 19 5
6289 I’d like my tornado soup wrapped up, I have a gangbang to get to 1.1551 0.03240 187 164 17 6
6290 Excuse me, I ordered the cannabis infused soup, not the cyclone infused soup. 1.1550 0.02931 200 173 23 4
6291 The soup didn't come with a weather forecast! 1.1550 0.02754 200 171 27 2
6292 It's our new Alabama puree." 1.1550 0.02844 200 172 25 3
6293 Zeus is sitting upstairs, and when he heard you ordered the last lobster bisque, well, he kinda just took things into his own hands. 1.1550 0.03016 200 174 21 5
6294 Did you order the antidote also? 1.1549 0.02819 213 184 25 4
6295 Waiter, what other soups do you recommend? 1.1549 0.02819 213 184 25 4
6296 Wow I've never seen soup so hot you get a "Soupnado". 1.1548 0.03158 168 145 20 3
6297 The soup of the day is called ‘God’s Nose’. 1.1547 0.03118 181 157 20 4
6298 It was à l’estragon, not à l’ouragan, when I had it in France. 1.1547 0.02914 181 155 24 2
6299 was it your idea to get a skylight here? 1.1547 0.03018 181 156 22 3
6300 Alabama chowder? 1.1547 0.02914 181 155 24 2
6301 Waiter, there's a too much spice in my soup. 1.1547 0.03215 181 158 18 5
6302 I'll take the 'Soup Up' to go. 1.1546 0.02603 194 164 30 0
6303 See! That's why I didn't want to turn the fan on... 1.1546 0.02699 207 177 28 2
6304 My soup is a little cold. 1.1543 0.02849 188 161 25 2
6305 We have been experiencing some small scale climate change since the boss bought the Hummer 1.1543 0.02947 188 162 23 3
6306 Chili is not a "soup" in Oklahoma! 1.1543 0.02947 188 162 23 3
6307 This is the famous Tornado Soup, Sir. 1.1542 0.03002 201 175 21 5
6308 Mother would say it'll die down in a minute, that this can't be anything more than a whirlwind affair. 1.1538 0.03058 195 170 20 5
6309 I asked for clam chowder. 1.1538 0.02971 195 169 22 4
6310 Is that sucking the soup going to Mexico? 1.1538 0.03002 182 157 22 3
6311 It's our tomato funnel-twist special. 1.1538 0.02854 208 180 24 4
6312 Sir, I believe there is a swarm of moths in my soup. 1.1538 0.03002 182 157 22 3
6313 No, this is NOT climate change. 1.1538 0.03102 182 158 20 4
6314 I know I said I wanted it hot, but really? 1.1538 0.03198 182 159 18 5
6315 I’m aware it’s delicious, but last time I farted a flight arc that landed me hard on a bank of the Danube. 1.1538 0.03292 182 160 16 6
6316 I appreciate the safari theme, but is the live elephant really necessary? 1.1538 0.03357 169 148 16 5
6317 Excuse Waiter, there's seems to be a swarm of 'El Chapo Flies', funneling out of my soup! 1.1538 0.02787 195 167 26 2
6318 I thought I explicitly order t-o-m-a-t-o ! 1.1538 0.03251 169 147 18 4
6319 I heard a little choo-choo, and then ... 1.1534 0.03207 189 166 17 6
6320 What? My soup was hot. 1.1534 0.03027 189 164 21 4
6321 I sorry, I thought you said the chef featured molecular gastronomy not meteorological gastronomy. 1.1534 0.03118 189 165 19 5
6322 Tell the chef his soup 'with jeu d'esprit' is NOT amusing. 1.1534 0.03207 189 166 17 6
6323 Just because I run the Environmental Protection Agency does not mean that I know what went wrong with the Chef's soup recipe! 1.1534 0.03378 189 168 13 8
6324 I'm sorry, but I asked for the "Storm in a Teacup"? 1.1534 0.02835 189 162 25 2
6325 I asked for the F3 soup 1.1534 0.03061 176 152 21 3
6326 I specifically asked that the chowder not be reheated by global warming principles. 1.1534 0.02953 176 151 23 2
6327 I didn't think you literally meant it's the hottest thing on the menu. 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
6328 We may be a little in the soup here. 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
6329 I didn't order the Tornado Alley soup. 1.1534 0.02953 176 151 23 2
6330 Oh yes, it's our signature dish. You can get regular bird's nest soup at most any restaurant... 1.1531 0.02867 196 169 24 3
6331 May I have a doggey bag, please? I must leave now. 1.1531 0.02957 196 170 22 4
6332 It looks a bit under done. 1.1531 0.02867 196 169 24 3
6333 Are you sure it's not hot enough? 1.1531 0.02774 196 168 26 2
6334 Sir, I thought I just ordered the minestrone. 1.1530 0.02779 183 156 26 1
6335 The floating beef is an especially nice touch. 1.1530 0.02987 183 158 22 3
6336 Yes, Monsieur Meursault Have you dined with us before? 1.1530 0.02987 183 158 22 3
6337 Have a nice trip to Oz. 1.1530 0.02885 183 157 24 2
6338 O, brave new world that has such pea soup in’t! 1.1529 0.03123 170 147 20 3
6339 Waiter, taste my soup! 1.1526 0.02918 190 164 23 3
6340 Tomato tornado Tuesday. 1.1526 0.03012 190 165 21 4
6341 When the fire alarm goes off, we all assemble in the lobby and wait fir the "all clear." 1.1526 0.02918 190 164 23 3
6342 Does being next door to the zoo cause the restaurant any problems, waiter? 1.1526 0.03103 190 166 19 5
6343 We're in the soup with climate change. 1.1526 0.02918 190 164 23 3
6344 A quick vigorous stir and this soup will be outta site. 1.1526 0.03012 190 165 21 4
6345 IT WAS COOKED ON TWO FIRES! 1.1523 0.02665 197 168 28 1
6346 I asked for your Italian soup called...E Tornato...not a whirl-wind Tornado! 1.1523 0.03029 197 172 20 5
6347 We do warn diners that we serve only fresh foods. Nothing packaged. 1.1522 0.02972 184 159 22 3
6348 Pardon me - but I ordered Tornedos a le Beouf not Tornado Soup! 1.1522 0.03070 184 160 20 4
6349 OK - the storm-in-a-teacup I get, but this is inexcusable... 1.1522 0.02870 184 158 24 2
6350 Excuse me, but I seem to have lost my tonsils in the soup du jour! 1.1522 0.02972 184 159 22 3
6351 'The Tabasco was a bit turbulent.' 1.1520 0.03320 171 150 16 5
6352 "He can use a spoon, like the rest of us." 1.1520 0.02792 204 176 25 3
6353 This soup tastes plaines. 1.1520 0.02704 204 175 27 2
6354 I asked for organic ingredients, not tornadic. 1.1518 0.02807 191 164 25 2
6355 This isn't twister soup... it's tornado soup! Take it back! 1.1518 0.02997 191 166 21 4
6356 Have you got any reading material while I wait? 1.1518 0.02904 191 165 23 3
6357 May I have the wine pairing for gazpacho met the tomato soup? 1.1518 0.02997 191 166 21 4
6358 Waiter, there is a tornado in my soup. Not to worry sir, it is a prix fixe menu. There is no additional charge. 1.1517 0.02812 178 152 25 1
6359 I ordered a filet Tournedos, not a mullet tornado soup. 1.1517 0.03132 178 155 19 4
6360 Does this soup contain any onion. 1.1517 0.02922 178 153 23 2
6361 Is that a tornado or a carrot? 1.1515 0.02840 198 171 24 3
6362 I suggest later a canned chicken, granola bar, trail mix and a 5-gallon water tank. 1.1514 0.02957 185 160 22 3
6363 Are you sure this is "low-cow"? 1.1512 0.03197 172 150 18 4
6364 Sir, just get to know Hurricane Mary. 1.1512 0.02861 172 147 24 1
6365 I’m sorry, I thought you ordered a Kansas City streak. 1.1512 0.02977 172 148 22 2
6366 So the waiter says, 'All right, give me the spoon,' and then the Jewish guys says, 'Ah ha!' Meanwhile, what the hell's going on with my soup? 1.1510 0.03073 192 168 19 5
6367 Please give me a doggie bag. I can’t finish it here. 1.1510 0.02794 192 165 25 2
6368 I asked for the rabbit. 1.1510 0.02890 192 166 23 3
6369 I thought this only came with the tea. 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
6370 I'm sure this is not what I orderedI 1.1509 0.03240 159 138 18 3
6371 That's some backstroke! 1.1508 0.02826 199 172 24 3
6372 Can I have my privacy? 1.1508 0.03001 199 174 20 5
6373 I ordered the extra hot and spicy. 1.1505 0.03225 186 164 16 6
6374 Could you get me a lobster bib? 1.1505 0.02942 186 161 22 3
6375 No,I ordered Tomato Basile,never the Tornado soup. 1.1505 0.02942 186 161 22 3
6376 Yes, a fly OUTTA my soup. 1.1505 0.02942 186 161 22 3
6377 I didn't order from the menu featuring atmospheric gastronomy. 1.1505 0.02842 186 160 24 2
6378 You vultures coming around here and asking questions at a time like this! 1.1505 0.02767 206 178 25 3
6379 Hello sir, I am you stormcatcher, is everything going well this evening? 1.1505 0.02851 206 179 23 4
6380 I apologize for the hair your tornado chili, sir. I will chastise the staff, and bring you another bowl immediately. 1.1503 0.03073 173 150 20 3
6381 I ordered the EF5...with a side of the jalapeños. 1.1503 0.02780 193 166 25 2
6382 Would your u blow on this for me? 1.1503 0.03058 193 169 19 5
6383 I ordered chocolate lava cake, not pea-green tornado soup. 1.1503 0.02876 193 167 23 3
6384 Sir, climate change is affecting all of us. Would you like a Hurricane to help wash down your Tornado soup? 1.1500 0.02987 200 175 20 5
6385 But the menu says it's "hand-crafted" 1.1500 0.03097 160 138 20 2
6386 I think the wind got a whiff of it. 1.1500 0.02998 180 156 21 3
6387 Well, you did ask for the "Extra Hot".... 1.1495 0.02954 194 169 21 4
6388 I am quite certain you said the Soup du Jour was POTATOE! 1.1495 0.02954 194 169 21 4
6389 And where's the scampi with my tornado? 1.1494 0.02945 174 150 22 2
6390 Who serves tea in a bowl?! 1.1494 0.02945 174 150 22 2
6391 No, the teapot was fine. 1.1492 0.02877 181 156 23 2
6392 It's my therapy twister. 1.1492 0.03083 181 158 19 4
6393 I explicitly ordered Tomato-Tornato, not, Tomato-Waterspout! 1.1490 0.02986 208 183 19 6
6394 God has a powerful thirst. 1.1489 0.02913 188 163 22 3
6395 You know maybe lentil soup isnt my thing. 1.1489 0.02913 188 163 22 3
6396 Excuse me, I wanted my soup shaken, not stirred. Zgjim Terziqi - Kosovo 1.1489 0.03102 188 165 18 5
6397 The Blue Wave has morphed into a Blue Waterspout that is sucking up everything Trump ever touched. 1.1489 0.03009 188 164 20 4
6398 The carrot was too big to fit under the crust! 1.1489 0.03280 188 167 14 7
6399 Taste the soup! 1.1488 0.03546 168 150 11 7
6400 This will take the chill off the polar vortex. 1.1488 0.03002 168 145 21 2
6401 Chef's creative waring; the spice delivers a punch and will wreak havoc on delicate digestive systems. 1.1487 0.02939 195 170 21 4
6402 Hope you enjoy our volcanic ash flamiche appetizer 1.1486 0.02930 175 151 22 2
6403 Our soups only have the most energetic flies in them, sir. 1.1485 0.02959 202 177 20 5
6404 Manager please ! I think I ordered water from the spout. 1.1485 0.02787 202 175 24 3
6405 Hurricane Soup? You ordered it. 1.1484 0.02967 182 158 21 3
6406 Waiter, I asked for the 'storm in a tea cup'! 1.1484 0.02967 182 158 21 3
6407 Sorry for the misplaced modifier, Sir - it's not the bowl that's giant, it's the carrot. 1.1481 0.02899 189 164 22 3
6408 Wild weather soup? 1.1481 0.02800 189 163 24 2
6409 Excuse me, I think the gazpacho was heated. 1.1481 0.02697 189 162 26 1
6410 soup tournedas 1.1480 0.02925 196 171 21 4
6411 Sorry Sir. I told them to Lose the GMO's 1.1480 0.02835 196 170 23 3
6412 The spoon I'm holding below the table is not what's causing the stirring in my pants. 1.1480 0.02925 196 171 21 4
6413 I asked for it with just a C1 tornado! 1.1480 0.02741 196 169 25 2
6414 Excuse me, but I ordered the soup-icane, not the soup-nado. 1.1479 0.03213 169 148 17 4
6415 But I didn't order parsnip tornado soup 1.1479 0.03101 169 147 19 3
6416 Better a tornado than a fly in the soup! 1.1479 0.03213 169 148 17 4
6417 I ordered Alfredo, Alfredo ! 1.1478 0.02789 230 202 22 6
6418 I didn't order sharknado fin soup. 1.1478 0.03027 203 179 18 6
6419 I would like to speak to the chef, please. 1.1478 0.02861 203 177 22 4
6420 I'm in a tailspin. 1.1478 0.02685 203 175 26 2
6421 I simply ordered a bowl of hot soup 1.1477 0.02914 176 152 22 2
6422 I didn't realize that extreme weather could be so personal 1.1475 0.03148 183 161 17 5
6423 I think your IBS is telling you something. 1.1474 0.02884 190 165 22 3
6424 Waiter, I have a tornado in my soup! Waiter, I don't have a tornado spoon, 1.1472 0.02912 197 172 21 4
6425 Are you a monkey? 1.1472 0.02728 197 170 25 2
6426 This is why they were trying to get ambrosia off the menu. 1.1472 0.02912 197 172 21 4
6427 If Sir would prefer our al fresco dining experience, just one second. 1.1472 0.02821 197 171 23 3
6428 The backstroke? No, you idiot he’s dead! 1.1471 0.02581 204 175 28 1
6429 the most natural way to stir the soup and no use of electricity 1.1468 0.02732 218 190 24 4
6430 The chef is trying a new hot pepper. Let me know if you find it a little to spicy for you’re delicate pallet? 1.1466 0.02773 191 165 24 2
6431 I don't believe I ordered Alabama soup. 1.1465 0.02985 198 174 19 5
6432 But I ordered tomato soup! 1.1465 0.02519 198 169 29 0
6433 Is it turnipnedo soup? 1.1463 0.02835 205 179 22 4
6434 The 'Stewrender Dorothy' keeps taking my spoons. 1.1463 0.03486 164 146 12 6
6435 We call it Hurricane Flambe. 1.1459 0.02922 185 161 21 3
6436 How do you like the tornado soup sir? 1.1459 0.02922 185 161 21 3
6437 My apologies, sir. Oysters and blue crab weren’t covered in BP’s $62 billion settlement. They missed the filing date. 1.1459 0.03116 185 163 17 5
6438 Did you receive any tempest warning ? 1.1459 0.02713 185 159 25 1
6439 Might I suggest milk as a chaser? 1.1457 0.02607 199 171 27 1
6440 Excuse me waiter, I had ordered a pot of tea. 1.1457 0.02702 199 172 25 2
6441 Also bring me the sweming suite . 1.1456 0.02737 206 179 24 3
6442 Sir, we use the best genetically modified carrots. 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
6443 No, I did not order the seafood chowder... 1.1453 0.02937 172 149 21 2
6444 I said torTELLINI soup 1.1453 0.02976 179 156 20 3
6445 My mistake. You wanted it zesty like your 'Sister used to make.' I thought you said, 'And throw in a twister.' 1.1453 0.03080 179 157 18 4
6446 Could I have some hurricaine on the side? No victims please; I'm allergic. 1.1453 0.02869 179 155 22 2
6447 It burns when I pee! 1.1452 0.03005 186 163 19 4
6448 This soup is so good even God wants to slurp it up! 1.1452 0.03005 186 163 19 4
6449 This soup's too nuts! 1.1451 0.02936 193 169 20 4
6450 I assume these sprouts are seasonal? 1.1450 0.02871 200 175 21 4
6451 I said I'll have the turnip soup.... not the tornado soup! 1.1450 0.02690 200 173 25 2
6452 It's a tornado in training. 1.1449 0.02637 207 179 26 2
6453 No! Dessert is out of the question. 1.1446 0.03112 166 145 18 3
6454 I warned you sir not to order hot tomato soup while our kitchen suffers from intense air drafts 1.1445 0.02681 173 148 25 0
6455 I tried to tell you that monstrosity was doubtful parked out front 1.1444 0.03163 180 159 16 5
6456 Sorry, Sir. Every soup comes with a fly this week. 1.1444 0.02990 187 164 19 4
6457 Like I said, the soup is too hot and it's freezing in here. 1.1443 0.02829 194 169 22 3
6458 Maybe loopy but more polite than blowing on the soup! 1.1443 0.02633 194 167 26 1
6459 Here you go, one Special of the Day, The Funnel Cloud Brisk, 1.1443 0.02583 201 173 27 1
6460 Yes. You Can Sass me now. 1.1443 0.02769 201 175 23 3
6461 No, it's not doing the backstroke. 1.1437 0.03209 167 147 16 4
6462 You said the special soup was "pureed turnip stew" not "pyramid turnip oragame"! 1.1437 0.03017 174 152 19 3
6463 It's Dumbo's favorite! 1.1437 0.02905 174 151 21 2
6464 DQ tipping the cyclone cups was obnoxious enough. 1.1437 0.02905 174 151 21 2
6465 Ill give it a try but I asked for beef tournados, not beat with tornado 1.1436 0.03048 181 159 18 4
6466 What's next, grilled fleas? 1.1436 0.02839 181 157 22 2
6467 How is your yam soup, Sir? 1.1436 0.02975 188 165 19 4
6468 Pureed tournedos of beef is not amusing! 1.1436 0.02975 188 165 19 4
6469 I said hold the nado, not the shark fin. 1.1436 0.02815 195 170 22 3
6470 What have I said to deserve this? 1.1436 0.02907 195 171 20 4
6471 It’s called an anteater. 1.1436 0.02720 195 169 24 2
6472 The Climate-Change Soup is tasty, but the first bite was a little too strong. 1.1435 0.02700 209 182 24 3
6473 Waiter, this soup is cold. I mean VERY cold. 1.1429 0.03054 189 167 17 5
6474 It's our newest fly in the soup swatter...sir! 1.1429 0.02764 189 164 23 2
6475 I feel like the soup is just a bit hot! 1.1429 0.02959 168 146 20 2
6476 It’s alright, I’ll just butt chug it 1.1429 0.03313 175 156 13 6
6477 I think I feel a draft coming in. 1.1429 0.02864 189 165 21 3
6478 I’m troubled, and afraid, of the turbulence of this soup. 1.1429 0.02864 189 165 21 3
6479 You have no idea how much this blows. One star. 1.1429 0.03131 182 161 16 5
6480 You said this was really special, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.1429 0.03159 161 141 17 3
6481 The Chef named this soup entropy. 1.1421 0.02880 197 173 20 4
6482 This is in particularly bad taste. 1.1421 0.02694 197 171 24 2
6483 Please take this soup back. It tastes burnt. 1.1421 0.02850 190 166 21 3
6484 Can I exchange the Warhol soup for twenty Campbell cans? 1.1421 0.03016 183 161 18 4
6485 Waiter - what is that meteor doing in my soup? 1.1421 0.02810 183 159 22 2
6486 An improved pepper shaker. 1.1421 0.03114 183 162 16 5
6487 I clearly asked for a tureen of soup. 1.1420 0.02874 176 153 21 2
6488 Tell me I won't react during my prostate exam. 1.1419 0.02957 155 134 20 1
6489 you've created a vegetable vortex too much hot source? 1.1415 0.02805 205 180 21 4
6490 I did inform sir that the soup was chunky. 1.1415 0.02536 205 177 27 1
6491 . . . and tofu, too? 1.1415 0.02970 205 182 17 6
6492 I've always wondered when an umami confllicts! 1.1414 0.02836 191 167 21 3
6493 Watch out! It’s shark fin ado! 1.1413 0.02796 184 160 22 2
6494 Too soon, man. 1.1413 0.02796 184 160 22 2
6495 Can I get a side of com bread? 1.1413 0.02796 184 160 22 2
6496 A 23 course meal? Where did that come from? 1.1412 0.02745 177 153 23 1
6497 It’s windmill to table service, sir. 1.1412 0.02859 177 154 21 2
6498 Best bird nest soup I've ever had. 1.1412 0.02859 177 154 21 2
6499 This whole bowl is unacceptable 1.1412 0.02927 170 148 20 2
6500 does the wedding soup come with bread? 1.1410 0.02940 156 135 20 1
6501 Waiter, I ordered Kansas City Barbecue, this isn't even Kansas City soup anymore! 1.1407 0.02762 199 174 22 3
6502 Waiter, I believe I requested the "tornado" bisque and not the "twister". 1.1407 0.02762 199 174 22 3
6503 And where would you suggest I put out my cigarette? 1.1406 0.03009 192 170 17 5
6504 Do you like our Carribean special for the night? 1.1406 0.02724 192 167 23 2
6505 FEMA? You say? What a unique spin on Consomme! 1.1406 0.02917 192 169 19 4
6506 Waiter, can I change my order—I think I’d rather have the soup with the flu in it. 1.1405 0.02986 185 163 18 4
6507 Could I have it with a little less Gringo Bandito? 1.1405 0.02886 185 162 20 3
6508 Waiter, this is hardly a storm in a teacup! 1.1405 0.02782 185 161 22 2
6509 Can it fry at the same time? 1.1405 0.02886 185 162 20 3
6510 Oh, that’s just a soupnado - wait till you feel what the soup does to your stomach! 1.1404 0.02954 178 156 19 3
6511 I asked for tea 1.1404 0.02954 178 156 19 3
6512 And how is that tormato soup tasting? 1.1404 0.03138 171 151 16 4
6513 Can you close the windows?I don't want my soup to go away. 1.1402 0.02854 164 142 21 1
6514 There is no meaning to it. 1.1399 0.02903 193 170 19 4
6515 ‘Special’ seems slight 1.1398 0.02871 186 163 20 3
6516 I was expecting to see a cow. 1.1397 0.02829 179 156 21 2
6517 That is some thunderstorm. 1.1397 0.03043 179 158 17 4
6518 Just waiting for the beef on the side. 1.1397 0.02938 179 157 19 3
6519 But I asked for a storm in a tea cup. 1.1395 0.02711 215 189 22 4
6520 week%5C%22]/div[1]/form[1]/a[1]%22%2C%22href%22:%22https://account.newyorker.com/?retURL 1.1394 0.02767 208 183 21 4
6521 You barely know WHO? 1.1394 0.03087 165 145 17 3
6522 Yes. I gave your restaurant a bad rating. But LSD? Wouldn't a group spit do the job? 1.1394 0.03205 165 146 15 4
6523 Excuse me waiter, but there’s a tornado outside n my soup 1.1394 0.03205 165 146 15 4
6524 But it eats pretty good! 1.1393 0.02548 201 174 26 1
6525 Didn’t you say you wanted more? 1.1392 0.02889 194 171 19 4
6526 And to think flambé was limited to donuts. 1.1392 0.02889 194 171 19 4
6527 Not "mini stormy"! 1.1390 0.02648 187 162 24 1
6528 Who spit in my soup? 1.1390 0.02754 187 163 22 2
6529 Waiter, I specifically asked for a giant to NOT piss in my soup! 1.1390 0.03234 187 168 12 7
6530 May I please get it baked a little longer. 1.1389 0.02923 180 158 19 3
6531 Oh, I'm sorry sir. You said tomatoes. I thought your said tornad-oats. 1.1389 0.02923 180 158 19 3
6532 Now that is a deserted island! 1.1388 0.02497 245 215 26 4
6533 Don't you think this is in bad taste? 1.1387 0.02760 173 150 22 1
6534 Waiter, there’s a thigh in my soup 1.1387 0.02994 173 152 18 3
6535 Sir, you ordered Greek Ilynx Whirlpool Soup? 1.1387 0.02760 173 150 22 1
6536 I don't know the problem, sir – I feel it in my bones. 1.1385 0.02781 195 171 21 3
6537 I had heard this restaurant had a problem with flies, but this is rediculous. 1.1383 0.02842 188 165 20 3
6538 I wanted it higher than that. That’s nothing! 1.1381 0.02688 181 157 23 1
6539 If it’s not this soup it’s another 1.1379 0.02978 174 153 18 3
6540 Are you certain the manna in my soup wasn’t made yesterday 1.1379 0.02864 174 152 20 2
6541 So you say, this soup will keep me on my toes?" "Oui, Monsieur, and on your head. 1.1379 0.03193 174 155 14 5
6542 Let me rephrase: the entire soup is flying and bugging. 1.1379 0.02978 174 153 18 3
6543 Waiter, I asked for a *teapot.* 1.1379 0.03087 174 154 16 4
6544 Don't worry, it's just going home. 1.1379 0.02864 174 152 20 2
6545 When I ordered the soup of the day, I had no idea there was such a thing as tornado soup. 1.1378 0.02672 196 171 23 2
6546 I lost count at 10,986... 1.1378 0.02768 196 172 21 3
6547 Wasn’t last night’s appetizer special, “What the wind blew in?’ 1.1376 0.02828 189 166 20 3
6548 Given the recent tragedy, suffering and loos of life in Alabama and Georgia - isn't the timing of this cartoon inappropriate? 1.1374 0.02893 182 160 19 3
6549 Hey mister waiter man, my food is in sort of a spin. 1.1373 0.02608 204 178 24 2
6550 Our most popular soup ever! 1.1371 0.02937 197 175 17 5
6551 Waiter, my water should be served in a glass. 1.1369 0.03035 168 148 17 3
6552 I just want to sniff some glue 1.1368 0.02912 190 168 18 4
6553 Are Tums on the menu as well? 1.1366 0.02878 183 161 19 3
6554 Nouvau cuisine...Farm to table...now includes the bugs! 1.1366 0.02878 183 161 19 3
6555 No, it's not okay. The F-5 second rule isn't real. 1.1366 0.02661 183 159 23 1
6556 Wait, I think Ernesto is trying to make a point! 1.1364 0.02946 176 155 18 3
6557 Well, I can't believe this is today's special! 1.1364 0.02833 176 154 20 2
6558 The menu may have said Tornedo Rossini - but the weather forecast most assuredly did not! 1.1364 0.02833 176 154 20 2
6559 It’s the bipartisan special 1.1361 0.02900 169 148 19 2
6560 Well, your menu did say Heavenly but I didn't think it was a literal translation... 1.1359 0.02757 184 161 21 2
6561 Waiter, could I get some Sand for my Storm? 1.1359 0.02965 184 163 17 4
6562 Global warming has decreased our gas bill 1.1359 0.02533 184 159 25 0
6563 I'm trying out for the special effects position for the remake of the Wizard of Oz 1.1356 0.02930 177 156 18 3
6564 Your soup selection, le grand vent, Mr. Or, in English, the big fart. 1.1356 0.03038 177 157 16 4
6565 You said this soup will flatten my stomach? 1.1354 0.02687 192 168 22 2
6566 I' m familiar with stir fry but not self stir" 1.1354 0.02883 192 170 18 4
6567 Yes, Edgar Allen Poe special, is quite appropriate 1.1353 0.02884 170 149 19 2
6568 Sir, it’s just an extreme weather event caused by climate change. 1.1351 0.02950 185 164 17 4
6569 I lost my appetite. 1.1351 0.02950 185 164 17 4
6570 Is this ALABAMA ? 1.1349 0.02514 215 188 25 2
6571 You call this tomato, potato, what? 1.1348 0.02915 178 157 18 3
6572 Is your typhoon soup satisfactory, Sir? 1.1344 0.02834 186 164 19 3
6573 This is the tomato bisque? 1.1344 0.02935 186 165 17 4
6574 Please get out of my house 1.1340 0.02855 194 172 18 4
6575 I ordered a Cat-5...not a waterspout. 1.1340 0.02661 194 170 22 2
6576 Waiter, I ordered the cup of soup. 1.1337 0.02730 172 150 21 1
6577 No—I ordered the teacup... 1.1337 0.02716 187 164 21 2
6578 I realize I ordered soup tornado But could you not have waited waited to serve it at a lower wind speed? 1.1337 0.03017 187 167 15 5
6579 I meant "M", not "N" ! 1.1337 0.02716 187 164 21 2
6580 what follows its appetizer? 1.1337 0.02716 187 164 21 2
6581 Even better than drones. 1.1337 0.02920 187 166 17 4
6582 Excuse me sir, your noodles SUCKS! 1.1336 0.02658 217 192 21 4
6583 Excuse me, I thought I ordered the volcano shrimp in my soup 1.1333 0.02884 180 159 18 3
6584 Really? Hatch Chili Soup? 1.1333 0.02790 165 144 20 1
6585 Yes, I work at Kleinfeld's and I'm saying no to the soup! 1.1333 0.02547 195 170 24 1
6586 Excuse me sir, where is the men’s room? 1.1333 0.02841 195 173 18 4
6587 Are you Sure this is what I ordered? 1.1333 0.02774 180 158 20 2
6588 Tell your kitchen that their good customer, Mr. Clark Kent, found the soup too hot. 1.1330 0.02678 203 179 21 3
6589 It's a Twister." 1.1329 0.02837 173 152 19 2
6590 Our chef's version of 'Hot and Sour soup', sir!! 1.1329 0.02716 173 151 21 1
6591 Storm in a tea cup? My apologies Sir I thought you tea tornado in a soup bowl. 1.1326 0.02869 181 160 18 3
6592 This is today's hottest special...get it before it runs out! 1.1324 0.02666 204 180 21 3
6593 I actually had the pasta 1.1323 0.02891 189 168 17 4
6594 Tournedos of beef is not is not an appetizer and an entree! 1.1323 0.02792 189 167 19 3
6595 I think there's a hair in my soup... 1.1322 0.03155 174 156 13 5
6596 Are you enjoying our new soup auto-cool service? 1.1320 0.02720 197 174 20 3
6597 This is definitely not how you turn fettuccine into rotini. 1.1319 0.02854 182 161 18 3
6598 I said I wanted the watercress salad. 1.1319 0.02854 182 161 18 3
6599 I ordered the hot tornado of steam on the side. 1.1319 0.02959 182 162 16 4
6600 I never take a bite without my taster. 1.1317 0.02625 167 145 22 0
6601 Sorry about the language barrier, but I wanted tomato soup instead. Is the Philly cheese steak ready yet?" 1.1317 0.02653 205 181 21 3
6602 l”ll take the plunge, but I expect to be compted 1.1316 0.02459 190 165 25 0
6603 Instead of juggling knives for your dining pleasure, we chose to showcase our dandy immersion blender. 1.1316 0.02876 190 169 17 4
6604 I would have gone somewhere safer for dinner if you told me there was a tornado in the area. 1.1314 0.02687 175 153 21 1
6605 It's like the Salt Bae experience but more melodramatic 1.1314 0.02921 175 155 17 3
6606 I ordered a candy cane, not a hurricane. 1.1314 0.02561 175 152 23 0
6607 The best possible way to mix the ingredients of bird’s nest stew! 1.1314 0.02580 236 210 21 5
6608 Sir, if you look up, you'll see more of Will Smith than you've wanted to since 1998. 1.1311 0.02839 183 162 18 3
6609 The presentation of this carrot soup is a bit much! 1.1311 0.02732 183 161 20 2
6610 The new management has decided to adopt the Enhanced Fujita scale, sir" 1.1311 0.02839 183 162 18 3
6611 I have requested for less "climate change" 1.1310 0.03134 145 128 15 2
6612 I wish it was all so simple that I could say, "Waiter. There's a fly in my soup"! 1.1310 0.02992 168 149 16 3
6613 Sir, when the menu said the soup was like a tornado to one's taste buds, I didn't think it was literal. 1.1309 0.02764 191 169 19 3
6614 So this is the next evolution after the flavoured foam in food thing. 1.1309 0.02663 191 168 21 2
6615 I ordered the groundhog sir, this is far to factual for me, send it back! 1.1309 0.02663 191 168 21 2
6616 Will I get the A-plus treatment after this? 1.1309 0.02862 191 170 17 4
6617 How is your vegan soup, sir? 1.1309 0.02663 191 168 21 2
6618 No, we don’t spray for funnel spiders. Why do you ask? 1.1307 0.02905 176 156 17 3
6619 The chef is clearly a drug addict... 1.1307 0.02598 199 175 22 2
6620 Hate to bother but I really wanted the non-hurricane season 1.1304 0.03193 161 144 13 4
6621 I thought molecular gastronomy was sous vide" (nb, sous vide should be in italics, which can't be done here 1.1304 0.03069 161 143 15 3
6622 Today's special 1.1304 0.02825 184 163 18 3
6623 Charlton Heston is hoping to stage a comeback 1.1302 0.02545 192 168 23 1
6624 I meant hot sauce. 1.1299 0.02890 177 157 17 3
6625 When I said I wanted anything, I didn’t mean a tornado. 1.1299 0.02890 177 157 17 3
6626 I thought the soup du jour would be safe, you guys have it every day. 1.1299 0.02776 177 156 19 2
6627 i ordered this circumcised 1.1297 0.02810 185 164 18 3
6628 I asked for the spring ROLLS...not the spring-weather SOUP. 1.1295 0.02423 193 168 25 0
6629 This bowl of soup has its own weather system!” 1.1295 0.02532 193 169 23 1
6630 I highly recommend the tornado with your French Onion. 1.1294 0.02761 201 179 18 4
6631 But I didn't order the teapot, didI? 1.1292 0.02874 178 158 17 3
6632 I think I might be in love with you. 1.1292 0.02874 178 158 17 3
6633 Yeth, I asthed for tornado, tordado...TOMATO...sothoup! 1.1292 0.02983 178 159 15 4
6634 On he F scale Id say this is about a 3. 1.1292 0.02644 178 156 21 1
6635 It looks like soup is storming out. 1.1292 0.02874 178 158 17 3
6636 I thought I ordered the “Polar Vortex” not the “Tornado Stew”. 1.1290 0.02898 186 166 16 4
6637 Do you mind cutting a hole in the table? Gonna try and get my ding dong in on this soup tornado action 1.1289 0.02624 194 171 21 2
6638 I ordered the coal fired bisque, but I'd didn't know it came with a hoax. 1.1288 0.02906 163 144 17 2
6639 Sir, I distinctly said oyster soup. 1.1287 0.02562 202 178 22 2
6640 I should have checked the weather forecast. 1.1287 0.02942 171 152 16 3
6641 But alas! Sir, you ordered the Spaghetti storm, not the hamburger hurricane! 1.1285 0.02747 179 158 19 2
6642 Is this a Devine Recall? 1.1285 0.02859 179 159 17 3
6643 I ordered certified organic flies. 1.1283 0.02782 187 166 18 3
6644 Well, I've never heard of such a focused tornado touchdown 1.1283 0.02677 187 165 20 2
6645 I ordered the soup with the MILD weather system. 1.1279 0.02808 172 152 18 2
6646 Waiter, what's that tornado doing in my soup? Not the backstroke sir. 1.1279 0.02808 172 152 18 2
6647 Oklahoma terroir's getting a little edgy. 1.1278 0.02733 180 159 19 2
6648 Sir, this is Jack' Bean Soup. 1.1273 0.02998 165 147 15 3
6649 Sir, this is a non-smoking restaurant. 1.1273 0.02595 220 196 20 4
6650 oh, waiter, do you have a little oil to pour on this? 1.1271 0.02603 181 159 21 1
6651 Another napkin, please, for the 'Fennel Surprise' soup du jour. 1.1271 0.02718 181 160 19 2
6652 No, I ordered tournedos, this is too windy to eat! 1.1270 0.02754 189 168 18 3
6653 Yes, it is our Climate Warming Clam Chowder, enjoy! 1.1269 0.02779 197 176 17 4
6654 The scientists did warn us about this climate change effect: extreme we-dding soup 1.1269 0.02484 197 173 23 1
6655 You haven't seen it miss this soup, and miss that soup, and then come after you! 1.1268 0.02710 205 183 18 4
6656 Just a blow in the soup. 1.1268 0.02527 205 181 22 2
6657 Is this soup or what!???? 1.1263 0.02840 190 170 16 4
6658 Alfred, I need my bat bib! 1.1263 0.02740 190 169 18 3
6659 Is God trying to 'lady and the tramp' with me? 1.1262 0.02370 214 188 25 1
6660 I don't think "tempest in a teapot" applies in this case. 1.1257 0.02710 167 147 19 1
6661 Will I get a refund? 1.1257 0.02641 175 154 20 1
6662 Column. Ewww... 1.1257 0.02800 183 163 17 3
6663 The fly claimed to be Trump spawned. 1.1257 0.02727 191 170 18 3
6664 I told you before, I'm allergic to tropical weather events. 1.1256 0.02659 199 177 19 3
6665 WAITE 1.1250 0.02785 184 164 17 3
6666 It's our house specialty, a combination of tortilla soup inspired by Quintonil in Mexico City and vichyssoise with potatoes from Prince Edward Island. 1.1250 0.02646 200 178 19 3
6667 Actually, I would have gone for the wine. 1.1250 0.02677 184 163 19 2
6668 I wonder where the main course come from? 1.1244 0.02381 193 169 24 0
6669 Does the chef acknowledge this soup change? 1.1244 0.02598 193 171 20 2
6670 I said sparkling water! 1.1243 0.02550 185 163 21 1
6671 I hope FEMA has been alerted, as it is obviously the wrong season to be serving this soup! 1.1243 0.02550 185 163 21 1
6672 Sir - It’s not shaken, nor stirred , just some tornadic whirls on your soup. 1.1243 0.02663 185 164 19 2
6673 Even those on high find it irresistible. 1.1243 0.02487 177 155 22 0
6674 I wanted funnel cake, not thedoip 1.1243 0.02613 177 156 20 1
6675 Minicyclony. 1.1243 0.03049 169 152 13 4
6676 I hope I'm being charged extra for the toronado 1.1243 0.02931 169 151 15 3
6677 The menu said spicy, but this is ridiculous! 1.1238 0.02278 210 184 26 0
6678 I'm the top 1%, that's just marginal. 1.1237 0.02757 186 166 17 3
6679 I wish I'd seen that before I ate Dave. 1.1236 0.02943 178 160 14 4
6680 This is absurd! 1.1232 0.02459 211 187 22 2
6681 I’ve heard of Scandinavian storm soup, but this is ridiculous... 1.1232 0.02514 203 180 21 2
6682 The Green Mile Soup is far more innovative than I expected. 1.1231 0.02674 195 174 18 3
6683 I didn’t ask for Hurricane Minestrone 1.1231 0.02359 195 171 24 0
6684 I ordered soup with green bottle fly, not this tomato vortex thing! 1.1230 0.02743 187 167 17 3
6685 I ordered well done. Additionally, it should be hot, not lukewarm. 1.1229 0.02818 179 160 16 3
6686 86 the tempest in a teapot... 1.1225 0.02597 204 182 19 3
6687 It’s pronounced “fuh”-5 soup 1.1224 0.02561 196 174 20 2
6688 I am not making a storm in a teacup! 1.1223 0.02729 188 168 17 3
6689 Excuse me, I'd ask for gluten free! 1.1223 0.02623 188 167 19 2
6690 So, how much extra is the bread? 1.1221 0.02762 172 153 17 2
6691 Eat quickly, before it blows away! 1.1220 0.03092 164 148 12 4
6692 Too hot? Forget the ice cubes! Bring me an iceberg! 1.1220 0.02491 205 182 21 2
6693 We are a fast restaurant with class. 1.1220 0.02764 205 185 15 5
6694 Bad timing, I know. But for you, our service is A plus. 1.1217 0.02500 189 167 21 1
6695 This tornado in a bowl brings on weird associations for me. 1.1217 0.02715 189 169 17 3
6696 Our new table side service has blown the competition away. 1.1215 0.02788 181 162 16 3
6697 Nah it's fine yeah I ordered the gluten free version but it's just preference like I don't have Celiac's I'll be fine don't worry about it can I get some water though 1.1215 0.02788 181 162 16 3
6698 Eight hundred pound gorillas get thirsty! 1.1214 0.02747 173 154 17 2
6699 This soup is tasteless. 1.1214 0.02573 206 184 19 3
6700 It's called a, "soul spout". 1.1212 0.02325 198 174 24 0
6701 Please sir I'd also like a flying elephant show. 1.1212 0.02824 165 147 16 2
6702 Waiter, this tornado soup is flicking broth all over my face. 1.1212 0.02952 165 148 14 3
6703 No, it does not affect the taste, but that green woman flying around keeps getting a sip. 1.1206 0.02810 199 180 14 5
6704 Now I know why it's called the hurri-candy-cane soup 1.1206 0.02314 199 175 24 0
6705 Oh no, this is simply not hot enough. Mother likes her food hot. Mother likes hot food. Food, hot food. Mother must have it. 1.1204 0.02789 191 172 15 4
6706 Tornados like bisque too. 1.1204 0.02688 191 171 17 3
6707 I was in an infomercial you know! 1.1204 0.02584 191 170 19 2
6708 6 dollars for 'Florence'? 1.1204 0.02688 191 171 17 3
6709 I told you he was strong. 1.1203 0.02747 158 140 17 1
6710 He's worried about Climate Change 1.1198 0.02571 192 171 19 2
6711 What you say the name of the soup ? 1.1198 0.02463 192 170 21 1
6712 If there a filter you recommend with the soup? 1.1196 0.02519 184 163 20 1
6713 I asked for the soup, Eddie! 1.1195 0.02581 159 140 19 0
6714 It's a metaphor for my giant dong. 1.1192 0.02762 193 174 15 4
6715 I ordered a tournedos de boeuf, not a tornado twister. 1.1192 0.02451 193 171 21 1
6716 Could you please bring on the rain instead? 1.1190 0.02506 168 148 20 0
6717 Sir, what's most favorable for the season is the most flavorful. 1.1189 0.02386 185 163 22 0
6718 This CBD wine is erroneous. 1.1188 0.02586 202 181 18 3
6719 Tornado for supper? It's to go... 1.1188 0.02388 202 179 22 1
6720 We never quite expected the Hydra of consume, sir. Do you have an antidote? 1.1186 0.02566 177 157 19 1
6721 We serve everything with warmed plates to preserve the eating experience of properly prepared food 1.1186 0.02688 177 158 17 2
6722 I'm sorry, Senor, I texted for them to send down the beef ten minutes ago 1.1186 0.02688 177 158 17 2
6723 Is this some sort of trick by the new chef? I am rather accustomed to my soup stay still while I eat it. 1.1179 0.02636 195 175 17 3
6724 A new concept, sir, soup agiter from thin air! Enjoy! 1.1176 0.02481 187 166 20 1
6725 I told you, I don't do dairy. 1.1176 0.03102 170 155 10 5
6726 Waiter. How can eat this without a fire extinguisher? 1.1176 0.02807 187 169 14 4
6727 I KNOW YOU ORDERED MEDIUM, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S WELL DONE 1.1173 0.02416 196 174 21 1
6728 Soup Tornado 1.1173 0.02660 179 160 17 2
6729 Did you say this was Lord Frey's recipe for the wedding soup? 1.1170 0.02601 171 152 18 1
6730 We call it soup "change," sir. 1.1168 0.02509 197 176 19 2
6731 I believe I asked for a tofu spoon. 1.1168 0.02509 197 176 19 2
6732 If I could only inhale the strong smell. 1.1167 0.02760 180 162 15 3
6733 I think God wants to 'Lady and the Tramp' 1.1167 0.02871 180 163 13 4
6734 Did you say the soup is earthy spring tomato? 1.1167 0.02871 180 163 13 4
6735 I think you will like what we’ve done with our carrot soup. 1.1167 0.02871 180 163 13 4
6736 But I ordered beef tenderloin, monshure. 1.1164 0.02456 189 168 20 1
6737 You’ve heard of a Tempest in a teacup, we call this tornado soup prize 1.1160 0.02632 181 162 17 2
6738 Excuse me. My soup is cold. It just sneezed. 1.1158 0.02444 190 169 20 1
6739 Can I find Waldo or not? 1.1156 0.02381 199 177 21 1
6740 Singles get to eat with a tornado 1.1154 0.02731 182 164 15 3
6741 Are you sure this is Liza MINNELLI favorite soup, i think a flying monkey just went in my eye. 1.1152 0.02649 191 172 16 3
6742 Stormy? No. After Michael Cohen testimony, I am scared of stormy things. 1.1152 0.02773 165 148 15 2
6743 I'm sorry, sir, but our octopus escaped its tank... 1.1146 0.02420 192 171 20 1
6744 There's mounting evidence that your staff ought to deliver a Green New Dish. 1.1143 0.02544 175 156 18 1
6745 That’s not what I meant by “black eyed peas.” 1.1141 0.02474 184 164 19 1
6746 The fertilizer soup is a house favorite. 1.1140 0.02408 193 172 20 1
6747 Its the latest thing in fusion cooking. Burke Leon placentia, Ca blautoenterprises@gmail.com 1.1140 0.02408 193 172 20 1
6748 Uhhh... I didn't know the tornado soup actually meant it was a tornado... 1.1138 0.02607 167 149 17 1
6749 Josh told the waiter he did not want his usual, he wanted to add a twist to his lunch not a real "TWISTER" 1.1135 0.02461 185 165 19 1
6750 'Your tree giant has claimed "my germs" again.' 1.1133 0.02230 203 180 23 0
6751 Where’s my wife’s spaghetti she ordered?! 1.1128 0.02977 195 180 8 7
6752 Yes, it's your porridge, a new tornado recipe 1.1128 0.02385 195 174 20 1
6753 I ordered the non-tornadic soup. 1.1127 0.02326 204 182 21 1
6754 Is this what you mean by A+ service? 1.1122 0.02585 196 177 16 3
6755 This is only acceptable with beef 1.1122 0.02416 205 184 19 2
6756 Is this the potage du Pop Rock? 1.1118 0.02491 161 143 18 0
6757 I know I asked for extra! 1.1117 0.02304 188 167 21 0
6758 You're telling me God likes your Spicy Shrimp Chorizo soup? 1.1117 0.02648 188 170 15 3
6759 Shit, there went my spoon. When! 1.1117 0.02753 188 171 13 4
6760 Yikes! 1.1117 0.02572 197 178 16 3
6761 I notice feggo failed to draw a napkin... 1.1111 0.02478 180 161 18 1
6762 I said I have a peanut allergy! 1.1111 0.02681 171 154 15 2
6763 Spirals Hope this stays inside the restaurant and not head for Alabama 1.1111 0.02292 189 168 21 0
6764 It's kind of drafty in here. Did someone leave the door open? 1.1111 0.02412 189 169 19 1
6765 I just feel like elephants are probably a better back-of-house fit. 1.1111 0.02681 171 154 15 2
6766 Is it always This Active?!? I just don't know where to begin!" J.K.Fuller, Genoa, N 1.1105 0.02281 190 169 21 0
6767 I love nothing better than emulsified parsnip soup. 1.1105 0.02814 181 165 12 4
6768 I ordered 'tomahto' soup not tomato soup." 1.1099 0.02388 191 171 19 1
6769 The soup is water(spout)y. 1.1099 0.02388 191 171 19 1
6770 I asked for the special, not the weather news. 1.1094 0.02376 192 172 19 1
6771 He’s on our most valued influencer list”. 1.1092 0.02371 174 155 19 0
6772 Waiter, there seems to be a low- pressure area that’s forcing warm air to rise from my Caribbean soup. 1.1089 0.02307 202 181 20 1
6773 Wait til you get your "Flake" entree...have you seen JAWS? 1.1081 0.02533 185 167 16 2
6774 I ordered the EDFY OF SEAFOOD, not the TORNADO CORN CHOWDER. 1.1081 0.02414 185 166 18 1
6775 I ordered milk-toast! 1.1080 0.02730 176 160 13 3
6776 Looks like about an EatF3 to me 1.1080 0.02608 176 159 15 2
6777 I push my spoon away from me, like a boat out to sea. 1.1080 0.02608 176 159 15 2
6778 Waiter, can we get some netting over here? How can I eat my soup without a body condom to protect me? 1.1080 0.02608 176 159 15 2
6779 Patron: Waiter, there is a tornado in my soup; Waiter: that is OK, Sir, it is a win-win situation. 1.1078 0.02488 204 185 16 3
6780 There's been a mistake. I ordered the "chicken nudist soup". 1.1077 0.02341 195 175 19 1
6781 The Chef a Bluetooth Vitamix. 1.1071 0.02330 196 176 19 1
6782 Ah, so that’s why you called it, “Sweet Home Alabama”? 1.1071 0.02805 168 153 12 3
6783 I wanted "Whirled Peas!" You brought me ""2018 Reduction." 1.1070 0.02507 187 169 16 2
6784 hey are you holding? 1.1066 0.02532 197 179 15 3
6785 I thought I was ordering a Mexican dish. 1.1062 0.02600 160 144 15 1
6786 Waiter: "How's your meal?" Customer... Waiter: "Great, let me know if you need anything else" 1.1058 0.02482 189 171 16 2
6787 i said the hot soup not the tornado one! 1.1053 0.02469 190 172 16 2
6788 I thought it was a little odd when you said the the chef had whipped up a paricularly unique soupe du jour; after all, Tomato Soup is pretty common. I think I need to have my hearing checked. 1.1053 0.02580 190 173 14 3
6789 I never order tiramisu tornado. Where’s my tsunami and soup spoon? 1.1050 0.02286 200 180 19 1
6790 Sorry, slipped dentures or not, you no order order "TOMATO "soup 1.1047 0.02567 191 174 14 3
6791 What do you mean 'Hairnado'? 1.1045 0.02382 201 182 17 2
6792 HE loves gazpacho. 1.1044 0.02273 182 163 19 0
6793 My food is spinning away! 1.1040 0.02601 173 157 14 2
6794 Don't get distracted, or you may miss out on the good things in life. 1.1040 0.02328 173 155 18 0
6795 Bad Timing. 1.1038 0.02629 183 167 13 3
6796 You could have had the stirred martini instead of the wine. 1.1031 0.02421 194 176 16 2
6797 Is my penis bothering you? 1.1027 0.02602 185 169 13 3
6798 I thought you said giant parrot soup 1.1024 0.02337 205 186 17 2
6799 I see that sir. The kitchen 1.1023 0.02272 215 195 18 2
6800 I didn’t expect the ‘When Harry Met Sally’ Special to be _literally_ as described. 1.1016 0.02461 187 170 15 2
6801 I’m not the only one with an upset stomach. 1.1016 0.02461 187 170 15 2
6802 Hollywood has gone too far this time. 1.1015 0.02385 197 179 16 2
6803 Would you like a security clearance with your tornado chasers delight? 1.1015 0.02385 197 179 16 2
6804 Tournedos, I said. Now, waiter, I want you should taste this tornado; I will not pay for it. 1.1011 0.02770 178 164 10 4
6805 Nouvelle cuisine on steroids? 1.1006 0.02517 179 163 14 2
6806 I thought you said Tornado soup- not Potato soup! 1.0995 0.02295 191 173 17 1
6807 It should be steaken, not stirred ! 1.0995 0.02524 191 175 13 3
6808 Politics are swirly these days, sir. 1.0995 0.02412 191 174 15 2
6809 I didn't order a tornado! 1.0994 0.02726 181 167 10 4
6810 Sir, I am in a whirlwind over that fact that you served me tornado soup. 1.0994 0.02440 171 155 15 1
6811 Are you sure this is really 24 carrots? 1.0994 0.02673 161 147 12 2
6812 It’s a bowl of the infamous Blow Job Bisque sir,a recipe created by the infamous Chef Boy R U Gonna Blow Me! 1.0990 0.02617 192 177 11 4
6813 We feature Just in Time. Honey delivery 1.0988 0.02563 172 157 13 2
6814 It's the puree of Mongol soup 1.0983 0.02677 173 159 11 3
6815 I ordered the drink. 1.0976 0.02077 205 185 20 0
6816 The sornado soup, is it save? 1.0974 0.02578 195 180 11 4
6817 Is this I twist to a fly in my soup? 1.0969 0.02119 196 177 19 0
6818 Yes, I ordered it this way. Now send me your some goggles 1.0968 0.02115 217 197 19 1
6819 B. 1.0966 0.02058 207 187 20 0
6820 I thought I said well done! 1.0966 0.02374 176 160 15 1
6821 Our" soup de jour" today has a leg up over all he others! 1.0964 0.02298 166 150 16 0
6822 I thought I would be more aheed by the willing dervish delivery trend. 1.0962 0.02049 208 188 20 0
6823 I specifically asked you if this soup was high in sodium, and you said no! 1.0960 0.02493 177 162 13 2
6824 I will not "do it for the 'gram"! 1.0958 0.02581 167 153 12 2
6825 Do you carry tornado insurance against loss if soup? 1.0950 0.01977 221 200 21 0
6826 You think that thing is going to stop me from vomiting in my soup? 1.0947 0.02492 190 175 12 3
6827 Exchange is as good as a holiday, sir. 1.0947 0.02259 169 153 16 0
6828 We will get ready for the scene of Black Smoke to the memories of Lost series in a few minutes. 1.0947 0.02410 169 154 14 1
6829 I get the tornado joke, yes the soup sucks. But this shit is garbage. 1.0941 0.02537 170 156 12 2
6830 - I guess I need a straw to drink this soup. 1.0936 0.02234 171 155 16 0
6831 IS IT PLATE OF SOUP OR THE HOUSE OF A DJIN 1.0928 0.02330 194 178 14 2
6832 It's "OK", he's ordered A+ treatment 1.0928 0.02442 194 179 12 3
6833 No, because we think pepper is wasteful on tornadic soup. 1.0928 0.02213 194 177 16 1
6834 Fly appeoved sir, in fact it went "Flyurl." 1.0924 0.02402 184 169 13 2
6835 It seems that the "Ajax White Tornado" is a member of the "clean plate club." 1.0920 0.02481 174 160 12 2
6836 Sinking Sinking drinking soup 1.0918 0.02335 207 191 13 3
6837 So you're saying this is the Thou Giveth and Thou Taketh Away? 1.0915 0.02568 164 151 11 2
6838 Garçon rating a restaurant critic in the soup. "Zagat, sir! Don't be a Beard. It's Three Michelin Stars" 1.0914 0.02467 175 161 12 2
6839 A spoon! I asked for a soup in my soup 1.0909 0.02173 176 160 16 0
6840 Does this come with the A Plus treatment? 1.0909 0.02583 176 163 10 3
6841 Aaj kuchh toofani karte hai" 1.0909 0.02454 176 162 12 2
6842 How do you concoct the tornado in my soup? 1.0904 0.02353 188 173 13 2
6843 We are exci 1.0899 0.02217 189 173 15 1
6844 It's called Soupe a la Twist from our chef Chubby ! 1.0899 0.02293 178 163 14 1
6845 I DID NOT ORDER THIS HOT TORTILLA SOUP 1.0893 0.02509 168 155 11 2
6846 I'm sure Will Smith's genie will be soup-er, but I don't think that's relevant right now. 1.0890 0.02195 191 175 15 1
6847 i'm pretty sure it said "tournedos" chris lovejoy lovejoy-chris@comcast.net 1.0881 0.02173 193 177 15 1
6848 I heard you give A+ service. 1.0878 0.02210 205 189 14 2
6849 Did I ask for the special bean soup? 1.0877 0.02323 171 157 13 1
6850 Can I borrow your towel ? Blocked sinuses. 1.0861 0.02169 209 193 14 2
6851 The menu said this came with a side of Jim Cantore. 1.0857 0.02412 175 162 11 2
6852 “Call Don (Godfather) Trump 1.0856 0.02187 187 172 14 1
6853 May I speak to Chef Campbell? 1.0856 0.02051 187 171 16 0
6854 Embers are good for health. 1.0853 0.02149 211 195 14 2
6855 Please excuse our termites" 1.0852 0.02111 176 161 15 0
6856 I thought I orderd “fake” beef stew. 1.0843 0.02088 178 163 15 0
6857 No one: Chipotle e.coli outbreak: 1.0842 0.02153 190 175 14 1
6858 'I want soup and nuts to but no gravy" 1.0829 0.02164 205 190 13 2
6859 Just don't shoot it. 1.0829 0.02335 181 168 11 2
6860 Didn't you listen to your mother when she said to eat your chicken soup? 1.0824 0.02422 170 158 10 2
6861 The competition is heavy the soup company have a g o od ad campaign the tornado will move out and destroy the competitions 1.0824 0.02273 170 157 12 1
6862 I said croutons, not tornado! 1.0800 0.02354 175 163 10 2
6863 The soup is too hot enough! 1.0778 0.02002 180 166 14 0
6864 I've never seen one before, but I think there is a bone spur in my soup. 1.0777 0.02194 193 180 11 2
6865 Can I see the chef please? It seems he's been cooking up quite a tornado here! 1.0718 0.01924 181 168 13 0
6866 I'm Vegan. Your Coq Au Vin clashed with my morals. 1.0718 0.02031 209 196 11 2
6867 Dont look on more or should not be anger. Thanks lord for boon though its hot 1.0690 0.02092 174 163 10 1
6868 It wants your penis as a Main 1.0670 0.01875 179 167 12 0
6869 Your zoo location probably doesn't enhance your fine dining image 1.0652 0.01981 184 173 10 1
6870 I’m sorry, I thought I said no lentils in this soup! They make my throat dry. 1.0611 0.01790 180 169 11 0
6871 Waiter: You're so fat a tornado can't suck you up. Customer: Excuse me, I'm as skinny as this tornado. 1.0578 0.01779 173 163 10 0
6872 The carrot said, "Root! Root for farm fresh!" Now headed to the neighbor's cooperative garden nearby. 1.0568 0.01927 176 167 8 1