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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-03-17T15:00:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-03-31T15:01:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-03-25T15:01:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | April 1, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6873 |
Number of responses | 1286972 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Cancel the molten lava cake. | 1.6837 | 0.05796 | 196 | 105 | 48 | 43 |
1 | You know what? Just bring me back the one with the fly in it. | 1.6684 | 0.05756 | 193 | 104 | 49 | 40 |
2 | On second thought, let's skip the chocolate lava cake for dessert. | 1.6632 | 0.05839 | 190 | 104 | 46 | 40 |
3 | Cancel the chocolate lava cake. | 1.6628 | 0.06183 | 172 | 95 | 40 | 37 |
4 | I’d like to cancel my lava cake. | 1.6615 | 0.05988 | 195 | 112 | 37 | 46 |
5 | Pardon me waiter, but there appears to be a fly, a house, and a cow in my soup. | 1.6612 | 0.06077 | 183 | 103 | 39 | 41 |
6 | Cancel the Lava cake for desert. | 1.6552 | 0.05628 | 203 | 112 | 49 | 42 |
7 | Is it too late to cancel the lava cake? | 1.6548 | 0.06318 | 168 | 95 | 36 | 37 |
8 | On second thought, cancel the lava cake. | 1.6421 | 0.05821 | 190 | 107 | 44 | 39 |
9 | I see nothing wrong. But then, I'm a Republican. | 1.6277 | 0.05693 | 188 | 105 | 48 | 35 |
10 | Do you recommend getting under the table or waiting it out? | 1.6193 | 0.05300 | 197 | 106 | 60 | 31 |
11 | I think I want to cancel my lava cake order now | 1.6185 | 0.06266 | 173 | 104 | 31 | 38 |
12 | I certainly won't be ordering the chocolate lava cake. | 1.6161 | 0.05424 | 224 | 133 | 44 | 47 |
13 | No, I’m sure that I said fennel. | 1.6158 | 0.05180 | 203 | 109 | 63 | 31 |
14 | Cancel the chocolate avalanche cake. | 1.6141 | 0.05757 | 184 | 105 | 45 | 34 |
15 | What's the forecast for the entrée? | 1.6085 | 0.05437 | 189 | 104 | 55 | 30 |
16 | I asked for locally sourced. This is clearly from Kansas. | 1.6075 | 0.05611 | 186 | 105 | 49 | 32 |
17 | Well, it sure looks to me like a recipe for disaster | 1.6022 | 0.05968 | 186 | 113 | 34 | 39 |
18 | On second thought, I’ll pass on the chocolate lava cake. | 1.6000 | 0.05294 | 205 | 116 | 55 | 34 |
19 | Let’s cancel the molten lava cake, shall we? | 1.5967 | 0.05904 | 181 | 108 | 38 | 35 |
20 | Can you move me to a table with a little less atmosphere? | 1.5955 | 0.05602 | 178 | 100 | 50 | 28 |
21 | Any chance you could turn down the celling fan? | 1.5924 | 0.05778 | 184 | 109 | 41 | 34 |
22 | I want to rethink that chocolate molten lava cake I ordered. | 1.5892 | 0.05653 | 185 | 108 | 45 | 32 |
23 | Well, yes, I did say surprise me | 1.5882 | 0.05140 | 204 | 114 | 60 | 30 |
24 | I had this same soup in Sidney, but it went clockwise. | 1.5870 | 0.05466 | 184 | 104 | 52 | 28 |
25 | Didn't the cook know this was a recipe for a disaster? | 1.5866 | 0.05586 | 179 | 102 | 49 | 28 |
26 | This dish is a disaster. | 1.5812 | 0.05518 | 191 | 112 | 47 | 32 |
27 | I can't wait to see the Molten Lava Cake. | 1.5804 | 0.05267 | 224 | 136 | 46 | 42 |
28 | What's the forecast for dessert? | 1.5751 | 0.05378 | 193 | 112 | 51 | 30 |
29 | Is it too late to cancel my molten lava cake dessert? | 1.5706 | 0.05648 | 177 | 104 | 45 | 28 |
30 | Maybe leave the towel. | 1.5698 | 0.05542 | 179 | 104 | 48 | 27 |
31 | I think I’d better cancel that lava cake | 1.5648 | 0.05630 | 193 | 119 | 39 | 35 |
32 | Do you have any other seasonal specials? | 1.5642 | 0.05658 | 179 | 107 | 43 | 29 |
33 | Cancel the Baked Alaska. | 1.5621 | 0.05923 | 169 | 103 | 37 | 29 |
34 | Could you turn off the ceiling fan? | 1.5619 | 0.05264 | 194 | 113 | 53 | 28 |
35 | I'm declaring a plate of emergency. | 1.5577 | 0.05130 | 208 | 123 | 54 | 31 |
36 | My friends warned me about the atmosphere in this place. | 1.5562 | 0.06062 | 160 | 98 | 35 | 27 |
37 | Before you go, describe the iceberg salad. | 1.5561 | 0.05878 | 187 | 120 | 30 | 37 |
38 | Reality check, please. | 1.5544 | 0.05440 | 193 | 117 | 45 | 31 |
39 | That's ok. I'll give it a whirl. | 1.5525 | 0.05393 | 181 | 106 | 50 | 25 |
40 | The chef is really cooking up a storm tonight. | 1.5521 | 0.05414 | 192 | 116 | 46 | 30 |
41 | And for dessert I'd like the lava cake. | 1.5503 | 0.05929 | 169 | 105 | 35 | 29 |
42 | I say tomato, you bring tornado; let's call the whole thing off. | 1.5495 | 0.05754 | 182 | 114 | 36 | 32 |
43 | Our chef has been cooking up a storm. | 1.5482 | 0.05308 | 197 | 119 | 48 | 30 |
44 | The chef suggests stirring in the opposite direction. | 1.5473 | 0.04983 | 201 | 116 | 60 | 25 |
45 | Don’t worry, soon it’ll be downgraded to a tropical bisque. | 1.5463 | 0.04910 | 205 | 118 | 62 | 25 |
46 | Let’s cancel that molten lava cake order. | 1.5455 | 0.05455 | 176 | 104 | 48 | 24 |
47 | I'd like to speak to the meteorologist. | 1.5430 | 0.05395 | 186 | 112 | 47 | 27 |
48 | From a recipe for disaster? | 1.5429 | 0.05714 | 175 | 108 | 39 | 28 |
49 | Is this farm-to-table? | 1.5410 | 0.05680 | 183 | 115 | 37 | 31 |
50 | I think I’ll cancel the volcano cake for dessert. | 1.5397 | 0.05486 | 189 | 117 | 42 | 30 |
51 | I think you might want to turn down the ceiling fan. | 1.5392 | 0.05123 | 204 | 123 | 52 | 29 |
52 | For dessert, may I recommend the hot lava cake. | 1.5381 | 0.05233 | 210 | 131 | 45 | 34 |
53 | Also, it's too cold. | 1.5351 | 0.05366 | 185 | 112 | 47 | 26 |
54 | I'm saying the whole meal is a disaster. | 1.5348 | 0.05213 | 187 | 111 | 52 | 24 |
55 | I called you over to say there was a fly in my soup, but things have escalated since then. | 1.5333 | 0.04892 | 195 | 112 | 62 | 21 |
56 | Please cancel the flambé. | 1.5330 | 0.05600 | 182 | 114 | 39 | 29 |
57 | Can I get this downgraded to a tropical storm? | 1.5330 | 0.04968 | 182 | 103 | 61 | 18 |
58 | Okay, so I'm guessing my crackers are in Kansas? | 1.5330 | 0.05654 | 182 | 115 | 37 | 30 |
59 | I’m sorry, but this soup is a disaster. | 1.5329 | 0.05810 | 167 | 104 | 37 | 26 |
60 | Maybe it does happen only once in a hundred years. I'm still sending it back. | 1.5319 | 0.05512 | 188 | 118 | 40 | 30 |
61 | I demand to see the meteorologist. | 1.5319 | 0.05408 | 188 | 116 | 44 | 28 |
62 | I'd like to cancel my crepes flambe. | 1.5318 | 0.05653 | 173 | 107 | 40 | 26 |
63 | I said, "Thai food! Not typhoon." | 1.5288 | 0.05239 | 191 | 116 | 49 | 26 |
64 | Do you have any crackers shaped like mobile homes? | 1.5288 | 0.05343 | 191 | 118 | 45 | 28 |
65 | I think blowing on it made it worse. | 1.5285 | 0.05500 | 193 | 123 | 38 | 32 |
66 | Do you think you could turn down the ceiling fan? | 1.5281 | 0.05473 | 178 | 109 | 44 | 25 |
67 | Fennel, I said. | 1.5272 | 0.05500 | 184 | 115 | 41 | 28 |
68 | I'm sorry you're disappointed, but the menu did note that our soups rotate seasonally. | 1.5272 | 0.05500 | 184 | 115 | 41 | 28 |
69 | If you like this I’m sure you will enjoy the lava cake for dessert. | 1.5241 | 0.05216 | 187 | 113 | 50 | 24 |
70 | This soup is a natural disaster. | 1.5238 | 0.04734 | 210 | 123 | 64 | 23 |
71 | This whole evening has been a disaster! | 1.5238 | 0.05120 | 189 | 113 | 53 | 23 |
72 | It's not a hair or anything, but I thought it was worth letting you know about. | 1.5233 | 0.05250 | 193 | 119 | 47 | 27 |
73 | I distinctly said, ‘fennel’. | 1.5233 | 0.05250 | 193 | 119 | 47 | 27 |
74 | I just assumed that Category 5 meant spicy. | 1.5231 | 0.05106 | 195 | 118 | 52 | 25 |
75 | It’s fine, I’ll just eat around it.” | 1.5228 | 0.04805 | 197 | 114 | 63 | 20 |
76 | Perhaps sir would like a table not quite so close to the ceiling fan? | 1.5226 | 0.05129 | 199 | 122 | 50 | 27 |
77 | Chef has been cooking up a storm today. | 1.5200 | 0.05487 | 175 | 108 | 43 | 24 |
78 | What does the chef forecast for tonight's entree? | 1.5196 | 0.05032 | 179 | 104 | 57 | 18 |
79 | Cancel the volcano cake | 1.5196 | 0.05677 | 179 | 115 | 35 | 29 |
80 | Could you turn the ceiling fan down, please? | 1.5193 | 0.05053 | 181 | 106 | 56 | 19 |
81 | I said funnel CAKE! | 1.5179 | 0.05056 | 195 | 118 | 53 | 24 |
82 | It's part of our farm to table menu. | 1.5176 | 0.05228 | 199 | 125 | 45 | 29 |
83 | Can I order again, in English? | 1.5169 | 0.05238 | 178 | 107 | 50 | 21 |
84 | I said fennel soup, not funnel soup | 1.5163 | 0.05226 | 184 | 112 | 49 | 23 |
85 | That's the last time I say "Surprise me." | 1.5161 | 0.05070 | 186 | 111 | 54 | 21 |
86 | Excuse me, but I ordered the funnel CAKE. | 1.5160 | 0.04973 | 188 | 111 | 57 | 20 |
87 | I thought you were five stars, not category five. | 1.5156 | 0.05007 | 192 | 115 | 55 | 22 |
88 | Would it take an act of God for you to bring me a napkin? | 1.5152 | 0.05100 | 198 | 122 | 50 | 26 |
89 | Can you turn the overhead fan down a little? | 1.5150 | 0.05160 | 200 | 125 | 47 | 28 |
90 | On second thought, cancel the volcano roll. | 1.5143 | 0.05722 | 175 | 113 | 34 | 28 |
91 | About dessert, could you give me a few details regarding the chocolate volcano cake? | 1.5140 | 0.05566 | 179 | 114 | 38 | 27 |
92 | This reminds me of my Auntie Em’s recipe. | 1.5138 | 0.05463 | 181 | 114 | 41 | 26 |
93 | And for dessert I'll have the funnel cake." | 1.5128 | 0.05108 | 195 | 120 | 50 | 25 |
94 | I assume the rainbow trout is less literal. | 1.5128 | 0.05211 | 195 | 122 | 46 | 27 |
95 | I’m going to need another napkin. | 1.5117 | 0.04640 | 213 | 126 | 65 | 22 |
96 | On second thought, cancel my dessert order for the “Death By Chocolate” cake. | 1.5109 | 0.05394 | 184 | 116 | 42 | 26 |
97 | I asked for fennel. | 1.5104 | 0.05376 | 192 | 123 | 40 | 29 |
98 | So this is a Kansas farm-to-table dish, then? | 1.5098 | 0.04987 | 204 | 126 | 52 | 26 |
99 | I see your chef added a new twist. | 1.5088 | 0.05070 | 171 | 100 | 55 | 16 |
100 | What do you mean I'm paying for the atmosphere? | 1.5085 | 0.05261 | 177 | 108 | 48 | 21 |
101 | A true farm-to-table experience is fraught with peril. | 1.5085 | 0.05261 | 177 | 108 | 48 | 21 |
102 | I ordered clockwise. | 1.5084 | 0.05510 | 179 | 114 | 39 | 26 |
103 | I hope it picks up the tab. | 1.5080 | 0.05435 | 187 | 120 | 39 | 28 |
104 | The wine is lovely, but the soup is a disaster. | 1.5079 | 0.05067 | 189 | 115 | 52 | 22 |
105 | I'd like to change my wine pairing to something more robust. | 1.5079 | 0.05067 | 189 | 115 | 52 | 22 |
106 | You haven’t seen my daughter or her dog, by any chance? | 1.5078 | 0.05405 | 193 | 125 | 38 | 30 |
107 | I guess it's safer than your chocolate lava cake though. | 1.5078 | 0.05304 | 193 | 123 | 42 | 28 |
108 | Does your restaurant have a basement? | 1.5075 | 0.05081 | 199 | 124 | 49 | 26 |
109 | I’d like this to go, please. | 1.5057 | 0.05096 | 176 | 105 | 53 | 18 |
110 | And I'll have your funnel cake for dessert. | 1.5054 | 0.05395 | 184 | 117 | 41 | 26 |
111 | To be honest, it's not blowing me away. | 1.5027 | 0.05191 | 183 | 113 | 48 | 22 |
112 | This is why I prefer menus printed in English. | 1.5027 | 0.05219 | 187 | 117 | 46 | 24 |
113 | It’s a new twist on an old recipe | 1.5026 | 0.04973 | 191 | 116 | 54 | 21 |
114 | Its eye is bigger than my stomach. | 1.5025 | 0.05092 | 201 | 127 | 47 | 27 |
115 | This is a disaster. | 1.5024 | 0.05073 | 207 | 132 | 46 | 29 |
116 | For dessert, I'll have the mudslide. | 1.5000 | 0.04911 | 200 | 123 | 54 | 23 |
117 | Excuse me - I ordered the bread bowl, not the dust bowl. | 1.5000 | 0.04970 | 194 | 119 | 53 | 22 |
118 | This soup is literally a disaster. | 1.5000 | 0.04896 | 198 | 121 | 55 | 22 |
119 | On second thought, I will take that napkin. | 1.5000 | 0.04899 | 192 | 116 | 56 | 20 |
120 | Well, the soup is a disaster! | 1.5000 | 0.04998 | 206 | 130 | 49 | 27 |
121 | Waiter, there's a fly - and the wreckage of several rural communities - in my soup. | 1.5000 | 0.05157 | 190 | 119 | 47 | 24 |
122 | I realize everything is moving to the cloud but this is ridiculous. | 1.5000 | 0.05063 | 192 | 119 | 50 | 23 |
123 | It’s a recipe for disaster. | 1.5000 | 0.05089 | 196 | 123 | 48 | 25 |
124 | I ordered Funnel Cake! | 1.5000 | 0.05300 | 178 | 111 | 45 | 22 |
125 | Should I have blown clockwise? | 1.4974 | 0.04951 | 195 | 120 | 53 | 22 |
126 | Save room for our funnel cake! | 1.4974 | 0.05243 | 191 | 122 | 43 | 26 |
127 | Never mind the cracked pepper. Do you have a basement? | 1.4970 | 0.05547 | 165 | 104 | 40 | 21 |
128 | No, I mean it literally sucks. | 1.4950 | 0.04773 | 202 | 123 | 58 | 21 |
129 | Will you be experiencing our chocolate lava cake for dessert? | 1.4950 | 0.05012 | 200 | 126 | 49 | 25 |
130 | And to drink, may I have a Hurricane? | 1.4947 | 0.05211 | 190 | 121 | 44 | 25 |
131 | What's the weather forecast for the entrée ? | 1.4946 | 0.05404 | 186 | 121 | 38 | 27 |
132 | You're going to make me ask for the bib, aren't you? | 1.4946 | 0.05128 | 186 | 116 | 48 | 22 |
133 | If I survive the soup, I will have Death by Chocolate for dessert. | 1.4944 | 0.05372 | 180 | 115 | 41 | 24 |
134 | I would not recommend sending it back, sir. | 1.4944 | 0.05240 | 178 | 111 | 46 | 21 |
135 | To paraphrase Gershwin” You say tomato, I say tornado “ | 1.4944 | 0.05240 | 178 | 111 | 46 | 21 |
136 | I'm vortex intolerant. | 1.4943 | 0.05405 | 176 | 112 | 41 | 23 |
137 | It began as an area of low pressure over the Pinot Noir. | 1.4943 | 0.05391 | 174 | 110 | 42 | 22 |
138 | The mini mobile homes are a nice touch. | 1.4942 | 0.05376 | 172 | 108 | 43 | 21 |
139 | Sorry to bother, but I’m wondering if it might be possible to turn down the ceiling fan a bit? | 1.4941 | 0.05612 | 170 | 110 | 36 | 24 |
140 | and I'll take the funnel cake for dessert! | 1.4939 | 0.05436 | 164 | 102 | 43 | 19 |
141 | The menu said clockwise. | 1.4922 | 0.05149 | 193 | 123 | 45 | 25 |
142 | I’ll wrap this for you, and your little dog too. | 1.4919 | 0.05262 | 185 | 118 | 43 | 24 |
143 | So basically it’s just yesterday’s soup du jour with a twist. | 1.4915 | 0.05261 | 177 | 111 | 45 | 21 |
144 | Waiter, there are small red shoes in my soup. | 1.4912 | 0.05648 | 171 | 112 | 34 | 25 |
145 | Is this seasonal? | 1.4911 | 0.05316 | 169 | 105 | 45 | 19 |
146 | 'Still water will be fine, thank you.' | 1.4904 | 0.05008 | 208 | 134 | 46 | 28 |
147 | I knew it was a mistake to try to order in French. | 1.4899 | 0.05298 | 198 | 131 | 37 | 30 |
148 | Farm to table. | 1.4898 | 0.05340 | 196 | 130 | 36 | 30 |
149 | So am I right to assume FEMA will pick up my check? | 1.4897 | 0.05023 | 194 | 122 | 49 | 23 |
150 | My soup just granted me three wishes. | 1.4891 | 0.05112 | 184 | 115 | 48 | 21 |
151 | Tell the chef that the soup here is a disaster. | 1.4890 | 0.05270 | 182 | 116 | 43 | 23 |
152 | Tell the chef he's not in Kansas anymore! | 1.4886 | 0.05159 | 176 | 109 | 48 | 19 |
153 | And what kind of disaster should I expect for the entree? | 1.4881 | 0.05663 | 168 | 110 | 34 | 24 |
154 | It's just like my Auntie Em used to make. | 1.4880 | 0.05454 | 166 | 105 | 41 | 20 |
155 | I thought you said fennel. | 1.4877 | 0.05149 | 203 | 133 | 41 | 29 |
156 | I ordered the counterclockwise. | 1.4876 | 0.04841 | 201 | 125 | 54 | 22 |
157 | Will conditions change in time for my entree? | 1.4874 | 0.04929 | 199 | 125 | 51 | 23 |
158 | And how long will it be before my entree makes landfall? | 1.4874 | 0.05031 | 199 | 127 | 47 | 25 |
159 | There's been a mistake. I ordered a blizzard. | 1.4872 | 0.05108 | 195 | 125 | 45 | 25 |
160 | And does climate change also explain why I don't have a spoon? | 1.4868 | 0.05442 | 189 | 126 | 34 | 29 |
161 | On second thought cancel that funnel cake. | 1.4863 | 0.05073 | 183 | 114 | 49 | 20 |
162 | It’s today’s soup special, sir. The Clam Before the Storm. | 1.4847 | 0.05240 | 196 | 129 | 39 | 28 |
163 | And for dessert I'll have the molten lava cake. | 1.4845 | 0.04969 | 194 | 122 | 50 | 22 |
164 | No, I said fennel soup. | 1.4845 | 0.05180 | 194 | 126 | 42 | 26 |
165 | Yes, I tried blowing on it. Why do you ask? | 1.4844 | 0.05062 | 192 | 122 | 47 | 23 |
166 | This dish is a total disaster. | 1.4840 | 0.05412 | 188 | 125 | 35 | 28 |
167 | The itsy bitsy spider in my soup just went up the waterspout. | 1.4840 | 0.05086 | 188 | 119 | 47 | 22 |
168 | Auntie Em’s recipe? | 1.4826 | 0.05140 | 201 | 132 | 41 | 28 |
169 | You say they don’t serve this soup in Kansas anymore? | 1.4824 | 0.04979 | 199 | 127 | 48 | 24 |
170 | Funnel soup? I ordered fennel soup! | 1.4821 | 0.04950 | 195 | 123 | 50 | 22 |
171 | Waiter, there’s an eye in my soup. | 1.4819 | 0.05520 | 166 | 107 | 38 | 21 |
172 | Would you mind turning the ceiling fan down? | 1.4817 | 0.04916 | 191 | 119 | 52 | 20 |
173 | So this must be what you mean by “farm to table.” | 1.4813 | 0.05162 | 187 | 120 | 44 | 23 |
174 | Give my compliments to the chef, he's been cooking up a storm! | 1.4813 | 0.05106 | 187 | 119 | 46 | 22 |
175 | I believe it has something to do with the plate tectonics, sir. | 1.4808 | 0.04720 | 208 | 130 | 56 | 22 |
176 | Excuse me, I ordered the Category 3. | 1.4804 | 0.04969 | 179 | 110 | 52 | 17 |
177 | This “Farm to Table” trend is getting way out of hand. | 1.4802 | 0.05380 | 177 | 115 | 39 | 23 |
178 | I guess the fly is the least of my problems. | 1.4798 | 0.04734 | 198 | 122 | 57 | 19 |
179 | Our spin on farm to table. | 1.4798 | 0.05223 | 173 | 109 | 45 | 19 |
180 | I was wondering what would be unique about Kansas chowder | 1.4798 | 0.05287 | 173 | 110 | 43 | 20 |
181 | Excuse me, I believe I ordered the calm before the storm | 1.4787 | 0.05304 | 188 | 124 | 38 | 26 |
182 | This soup is a disaster | 1.4780 | 0.05014 | 205 | 134 | 44 | 27 |
183 | Is this the chef's recipe for disaster? | 1.4774 | 0.05079 | 199 | 130 | 43 | 26 |
184 | There’s been a mistake— I ordered my tempest in a teapot. | 1.4773 | 0.05342 | 176 | 114 | 40 | 22 |
185 | This soup is a recipe for disaster! | 1.4764 | 0.04749 | 212 | 135 | 53 | 24 |
186 | And for dessert, I would like a mudslide." | 1.4759 | 0.05432 | 187 | 126 | 33 | 28 |
187 | Honestly, I wasn't blown away by this dish. | 1.4757 | 0.04752 | 206 | 130 | 54 | 22 |
188 | My compliments to the meteorologist. | 1.4757 | 0.05203 | 185 | 120 | 42 | 23 |
189 | We're a Category 5 restaurant. | 1.4751 | 0.05052 | 181 | 114 | 48 | 19 |
190 | Waiter, there's an act of God in my soup." | 1.4747 | 0.04713 | 217 | 139 | 53 | 25 |
191 | Nevermind. It's taking itself back. | 1.4745 | 0.05288 | 196 | 132 | 35 | 29 |
192 | This meal is a disaster. | 1.4743 | 0.04918 | 175 | 107 | 53 | 15 |
193 | Do you have any category 3 crackers? | 1.4731 | 0.05237 | 186 | 122 | 40 | 24 |
194 | When you said the soup would blow me away, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.4721 | 0.04804 | 197 | 124 | 53 | 20 |
195 | Is the forecast for dessert any better? | 1.4721 | 0.04963 | 197 | 127 | 47 | 23 |
196 | All I did was blow on it. | 1.4720 | 0.04668 | 214 | 136 | 55 | 23 |
197 | Could you maybe turn off the ceiling fan? | 1.4718 | 0.05308 | 195 | 132 | 34 | 29 |
198 | Could I downgrade this soup to tropical storm? | 1.4715 | 0.04649 | 193 | 118 | 59 | 16 |
199 | There’s a house in my soup. | 1.4709 | 0.04951 | 189 | 120 | 49 | 20 |
200 | I'm pretty sure I ordered a Category 3. | 1.4709 | 0.04495 | 206 | 126 | 63 | 17 |
201 | It's from our seasonal menu. | 1.4706 | 0.05222 | 170 | 108 | 44 | 18 |
202 | Excuse me, but I ordered the calm chowder. | 1.4703 | 0.05020 | 202 | 133 | 43 | 26 |
203 | Our Chef, Dorthy, is from Kansas. | 1.4700 | 0.05019 | 217 | 147 | 38 | 32 |
204 | I thought "A Perfect Storm of Flavors" was just menu hyperbole. | 1.4700 | 0.04855 | 200 | 128 | 50 | 22 |
205 | This meal has been a natural disaster. | 1.4693 | 0.05506 | 179 | 121 | 32 | 26 |
206 | This isn't even the weirdest thing to happen to me today. | 1.4689 | 0.05257 | 177 | 115 | 41 | 21 |
207 | You say tomato, I say tornado... let’s call the whole thing off. | 1.4680 | 0.04852 | 203 | 131 | 49 | 23 |
208 | Waiter...there are tiny farm implements in my soup. | 1.4677 | 0.04837 | 201 | 129 | 50 | 22 |
209 | Now everyone will notice that I'm eating alone. | 1.4674 | 0.05222 | 184 | 121 | 40 | 23 |
210 | Does this restaurant have a basement!? | 1.4674 | 0.04868 | 184 | 115 | 52 | 17 |
211 | Compliments to the Chef, I'm totally blown away. | 1.4671 | 0.05357 | 167 | 108 | 40 | 19 |
212 | I actually ordered the funnel cake... | 1.4671 | 0.05424 | 167 | 109 | 38 | 20 |
213 | I think it took my napkin. | 1.4670 | 0.05490 | 182 | 124 | 31 | 27 |
214 | I'd like this to go. | 1.4663 | 0.05413 | 178 | 119 | 35 | 24 |
215 | The soup's fine. It's just that you placed my wine glass and bottle to my left. | 1.4659 | 0.05339 | 176 | 116 | 38 | 22 |
216 | Could I have something with a less dramatic presentation? | 1.4659 | 0.05153 | 176 | 113 | 44 | 19 |
217 | If it reaches category four, I'm sending it back. | 1.4659 | 0.05090 | 176 | 112 | 46 | 18 |
218 | You were right. The first course does change the atmosphere in here. | 1.4657 | 0.04733 | 204 | 130 | 53 | 21 |
219 | Well I wasn't eating alone a second ago. | 1.4655 | 0.05446 | 174 | 116 | 35 | 23 |
220 | I now regret blowing on it. | 1.4654 | 0.04800 | 217 | 143 | 47 | 27 |
221 | There's an eye in my soup. | 1.4651 | 0.05110 | 172 | 109 | 46 | 17 |
222 | I think I had this in Kansas once. | 1.4649 | 0.05027 | 185 | 119 | 46 | 20 |
223 | We take farm to table very seriously here." | 1.4646 | 0.04730 | 198 | 125 | 54 | 19 |
224 | I'm afraid to order the baked Alaska. | 1.4641 | 0.04987 | 181 | 115 | 48 | 18 |
225 | My apologies, Sir. Your meal will be on the house... once the house lands. | 1.4635 | 0.05163 | 192 | 128 | 39 | 25 |
226 | I need something to chase it with. | 1.4634 | 0.04865 | 205 | 134 | 47 | 24 |
227 | And for dessert,sir,we have a delicious funnel cake. | 1.4632 | 0.05096 | 190 | 125 | 42 | 23 |
228 | Yes, it IS very impressive, but I said “tomato.” | 1.4629 | 0.05542 | 175 | 119 | 31 | 25 |
229 | Please tell Pierre I'm loving his new spin on the bouillabaisse. | 1.4628 | 0.04910 | 188 | 120 | 49 | 19 |
230 | I said fennel, not funnel! | 1.4628 | 0.04851 | 188 | 119 | 51 | 18 |
231 | Our new chef? From Kansas, why do you ask sir? | 1.4627 | 0.04835 | 201 | 130 | 49 | 22 |
232 | When I said I wanted the soup to go, I didn’t mean this. | 1.4615 | 0.04944 | 195 | 127 | 46 | 22 |
233 | Dude. Fennel,not funnel. | 1.4615 | 0.05105 | 169 | 107 | 46 | 16 |
234 | What wine would you suggest? | 1.4611 | 0.04645 | 193 | 120 | 57 | 16 |
235 | After the "all clear" I"ll need you to grate some more parmesan. | 1.4611 | 0.04943 | 180 | 114 | 49 | 17 |
236 | I can hardly wait for the molten chocolate cake. | 1.4607 | 0.04909 | 191 | 123 | 48 | 20 |
237 | Would you mind turning off the ceiling fan? | 1.4607 | 0.04965 | 191 | 124 | 46 | 21 |
238 | It's a seasonal soup. | 1.4607 | 0.05109 | 178 | 115 | 44 | 19 |
239 | So, funnel cakes for dessert, I assume? | 1.4604 | 0.04765 | 202 | 130 | 51 | 21 |
240 | It's a solid first course, but it does not blow me away. | 1.4597 | 0.04416 | 211 | 131 | 63 | 17 |
241 | How many disasters should I anticipate coming out of the kitchen tonight? | 1.4596 | 0.05093 | 198 | 133 | 39 | 26 |
242 | There must be some mix-up. I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.4596 | 0.04940 | 198 | 130 | 45 | 23 |
243 | This may constitute farm-to-table cuisine in Kansas, but we’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.4596 | 0.05042 | 198 | 132 | 41 | 25 |
244 | So do I have to click my heels together three times to get some bread? | 1.4592 | 0.04871 | 196 | 127 | 48 | 21 |
245 | For dessert the funnel cake is to die for | 1.4588 | 0.05349 | 170 | 112 | 38 | 20 |
246 | I thought you said, “ carrot and chive not category five...” | 1.4588 | 0.05224 | 194 | 132 | 35 | 27 |
247 | I thought you meant 'fennel' soup. | 1.4587 | 0.04869 | 218 | 147 | 42 | 29 |
248 | No. No. No. To-ma-to. | 1.4586 | 0.05166 | 181 | 119 | 41 | 21 |
249 | Are these even in season? | 1.4583 | 0.05330 | 168 | 110 | 39 | 19 |
250 | When you said I’d be carried away by the soup, this is not what I expected. | 1.4583 | 0.04945 | 192 | 125 | 46 | 21 |
251 | On second thought, I'll take a table inside. | 1.4583 | 0.05126 | 168 | 107 | 45 | 16 |
252 | I'm quite sure I asked for Fennel Soup. | 1.4581 | 0.05208 | 179 | 118 | 40 | 21 |
253 | On second thought, I’ll skip the funnel cake. | 1.4579 | 0.05039 | 190 | 125 | 43 | 22 |
254 | There's a trailer park in my soup. | 1.4576 | 0.05128 | 177 | 115 | 43 | 19 |
255 | Really, this soup is a disaster. | 1.4571 | 0.04917 | 210 | 141 | 42 | 27 |
256 | No, I’m sure I said “tomato.” | 1.4569 | 0.05162 | 197 | 134 | 36 | 27 |
257 | Should I eat this or report it to the Weather Channel? | 1.4565 | 0.05160 | 184 | 122 | 40 | 22 |
258 | It's seasonal. | 1.4564 | 0.04610 | 195 | 122 | 57 | 16 |
259 | Waiter, this soup is a disaster. | 1.4561 | 0.05389 | 171 | 114 | 36 | 21 |
260 | I haven't tried it yet, but I'm expecting to be blown away. | 1.4561 | 0.04922 | 171 | 107 | 50 | 14 |
261 | I hope the restroom isn't somewhere over the rainbow". | 1.4556 | 0.05371 | 169 | 112 | 37 | 20 |
262 | I'm in a hurry. Can you go ahead and bring out the lava cake? | 1.4551 | 0.05229 | 178 | 118 | 39 | 21 |
263 | I believe I ordered the category 5. | 1.4550 | 0.04691 | 200 | 128 | 53 | 19 |
264 | Sorry, but I seem to have lost my spoon again. | 1.4541 | 0.04975 | 196 | 130 | 43 | 23 |
265 | Bring me a chaser. | 1.4541 | 0.05027 | 196 | 131 | 41 | 24 |
266 | I've changed my mind. I'll keep the one with the fly in it. | 1.4541 | 0.04704 | 196 | 125 | 53 | 18 |
267 | When I ordered this in Australia it spun in the opposite direction. | 1.4540 | 0.05318 | 174 | 116 | 37 | 21 |
268 | Do I call FEMA or Zagat? | 1.4537 | 0.04861 | 205 | 136 | 45 | 24 |
269 | I said, 'Thai FOOD'! | 1.4536 | 0.04959 | 194 | 128 | 44 | 22 |
270 | What would you recommend I chase this with? | 1.4535 | 0.05489 | 172 | 117 | 32 | 23 |
271 | Whatever. Tomato, tomaato, tornado, tornaado. | 1.4530 | 0.04920 | 181 | 116 | 48 | 17 |
272 | Cancel the funnel cake. | 1.4527 | 0.04882 | 201 | 133 | 45 | 23 |
273 | My compliments to the chef, the presentation is phenomenal. | 1.4526 | 0.04980 | 190 | 125 | 44 | 21 |
274 | When I said 'with a twist', I meant in my drink. | 1.4526 | 0.04980 | 190 | 125 | 44 | 21 |
275 | I said tomato. | 1.4525 | 0.05145 | 179 | 118 | 41 | 20 |
276 | Okay, bring back the bowl with the fly. | 1.4525 | 0.05266 | 179 | 120 | 37 | 22 |
277 | Sir, I believe you asked the chef to “whip something up?” | 1.4523 | 0.04761 | 199 | 129 | 50 | 20 |
278 | Common mistake, sir. A lot of our diners misread it as 'fennel' when they order this dish. | 1.4521 | 0.04905 | 188 | 122 | 47 | 19 |
279 | Maybe a little less atmosphere? | 1.4516 | 0.05059 | 186 | 123 | 42 | 21 |
280 | Is it local? | 1.4511 | 0.05099 | 184 | 122 | 41 | 21 |
281 | Could you bring me another spoon? | 1.4510 | 0.05403 | 153 | 99 | 39 | 15 |
282 | You're sure it's local? | 1.4508 | 0.04698 | 193 | 123 | 53 | 17 |
283 | In Washington we put a spin on everything. | 1.4508 | 0.05084 | 193 | 130 | 39 | 24 |
284 | You've cooked up a storm! | 1.4508 | 0.04867 | 193 | 126 | 47 | 20 |
285 | And to drink, I’d like a hurricane. | 1.4505 | 0.05021 | 182 | 119 | 44 | 19 |
286 | Garcon, there's flying in my soup. | 1.4503 | 0.05257 | 171 | 113 | 39 | 19 |
287 | Is it too late to change my order to a category 2 soup? | 1.4503 | 0.05449 | 171 | 116 | 33 | 22 |
288 | I don't think blowing on it will help. | 1.4503 | 0.05015 | 191 | 127 | 42 | 22 |
289 | Could I try something less assertive? | 1.4500 | 0.04580 | 200 | 127 | 56 | 17 |
290 | We recommend you hold on to your spoon very tightly. | 1.4500 | 0.04938 | 180 | 116 | 47 | 17 |
291 | I'll need a napkin. | 1.4495 | 0.04830 | 198 | 130 | 47 | 21 |
292 | So, just eat around it, you say? | 1.4494 | 0.04782 | 178 | 112 | 52 | 14 |
293 | So it’s an authentic Midwestern recipe? | 1.4490 | 0.04919 | 196 | 130 | 44 | 22 |
294 | I hear that this bisque is taking the city by storm! | 1.4489 | 0.05208 | 176 | 117 | 39 | 20 |
295 | It’ll blow over. | 1.4486 | 0.05019 | 185 | 122 | 43 | 20 |
296 | It's a modern twist on a culinary classic. | 1.4486 | 0.04591 | 185 | 115 | 57 | 13 |
297 | The entree paired with the soup du jour is "Duck and Cover." | 1.4486 | 0.05078 | 185 | 123 | 41 | 21 |
298 | Fennel...I ordered the fennel soup. | 1.4485 | 0.05043 | 165 | 105 | 46 | 14 |
299 | Wow, they're really cooking up a storm back there, huh? | 1.4479 | 0.04828 | 192 | 125 | 48 | 19 |
300 | It’s getting harder and harder to deny climate change. | 1.4479 | 0.04714 | 192 | 123 | 52 | 17 |
301 | Nice twist on the soup! | 1.4476 | 0.04267 | 210 | 130 | 66 | 14 |
302 | I assumed it was a misspelling. | 1.4475 | 0.05160 | 181 | 121 | 39 | 21 |
303 | I blew a little too hard. | 1.4474 | 0.05143 | 190 | 129 | 37 | 24 |
304 | Tell the chef his soup sucks | 1.4472 | 0.04967 | 199 | 134 | 41 | 24 |
305 | Think I'll cancel the Baked Alaska. | 1.4469 | 0.05263 | 179 | 121 | 36 | 22 |
306 | It didn't blow me away. | 1.4466 | 0.04640 | 206 | 134 | 52 | 20 |
307 | Can I change to indoor seating? | 1.4464 | 0.05324 | 168 | 112 | 37 | 19 |
308 | Excuse me, I said “Fennel” not “Funnel” | 1.4462 | 0.04883 | 195 | 129 | 45 | 21 |
309 | I ordered a Category 1, not a 5. | 1.4461 | 0.04461 | 204 | 129 | 59 | 16 |
310 | The good news is the fly is no longer in my soup. | 1.4457 | 0.04978 | 184 | 121 | 44 | 19 |
311 | An inconvenient soup, indeed. | 1.4455 | 0.04510 | 211 | 136 | 56 | 19 |
312 | Is this the chef's idea of whipping something up? | 1.4450 | 0.04957 | 191 | 127 | 43 | 21 |
313 | Waiter, there’s a flume in my soup | 1.4450 | 0.04845 | 191 | 125 | 47 | 19 |
314 | Is this Kosher? | 1.4450 | 0.05175 | 191 | 131 | 35 | 25 |
315 | You did ask the chef to whip something up | 1.4450 | 0.04792 | 200 | 132 | 47 | 21 |
316 | Can I actually get the bowl with the fly back? | 1.4444 | 0.05571 | 171 | 119 | 28 | 24 |
317 | I see you’re still figuring out this whole farm to table thing... | 1.4444 | 0.04997 | 180 | 118 | 44 | 18 |
318 | I see now why people complain about the atmosphere here | 1.4444 | 0.04871 | 180 | 116 | 48 | 16 |
319 | A recipe from the Chef’s Auntie Em, you say? | 1.4444 | 0.04880 | 198 | 132 | 44 | 22 |
320 | Alright, I'll give it a whirl. | 1.4444 | 0.04932 | 198 | 133 | 42 | 23 |
321 | I may have mispronounced my order | 1.4438 | 0.04712 | 178 | 112 | 53 | 13 |
322 | Well, I did say 'surprise me'. | 1.4438 | 0.05037 | 178 | 117 | 43 | 18 |
323 | Is this in season? | 1.4438 | 0.05299 | 169 | 113 | 37 | 19 |
324 | I ordered tomato, you heard tornado. Let’s call the whole thing off. | 1.4432 | 0.05448 | 176 | 122 | 30 | 24 |
325 | All I did was click my heels together. | 1.4428 | 0.04773 | 201 | 133 | 47 | 21 |
326 | "Waiter, there's a polar vortex in my gazpacho. | 1.4426 | 0.05174 | 183 | 124 | 37 | 22 |
327 | My compliments to the Chief Meteorologist. | 1.4425 | 0.05185 | 174 | 116 | 39 | 19 |
328 | Is everything here farm-to-table? | 1.4425 | 0.04854 | 174 | 111 | 49 | 14 |
329 | Waiter--there's a microclimate in my soup. | 1.4421 | 0.04626 | 190 | 121 | 54 | 15 |
330 | I'm not blown away. | 1.4417 | 0.04738 | 206 | 137 | 47 | 22 |
331 | It happens when dry cold air meets warm moist air meets Vichyssoise. | 1.4410 | 0.04714 | 195 | 127 | 50 | 18 |
332 | It's the soup of the day of reckoning | 1.4409 | 0.05222 | 186 | 128 | 34 | 24 |
333 | I ordered the fennel soup. | 1.4402 | 0.04973 | 209 | 145 | 36 | 28 |
334 | Well, I can't say I'm blown away. | 1.4400 | 0.04683 | 200 | 131 | 50 | 19 |
335 | If I find a pair of ruby slippers in there I'm sending it back. | 1.4398 | 0.05009 | 191 | 129 | 40 | 22 |
336 | ...no, not funnel; "f-e-n-n-e-l". | 1.4396 | 0.04670 | 207 | 137 | 49 | 21 |
337 | It's not exactly blowing me away. | 1.4396 | 0.05015 | 182 | 121 | 42 | 19 |
338 | I'm afraid there's been a mistake. I ordered the tempest in a tea pot. | 1.4394 | 0.04929 | 198 | 134 | 41 | 23 |
339 | I think I'll have rainbow sherbet for dessert. | 1.4392 | 0.05048 | 189 | 128 | 39 | 22 |
340 | I'll take the second course in the cellar | 1.4385 | 0.04797 | 187 | 122 | 48 | 17 |
341 | Excuse me sir, I thought I ordered the funnel cake? | 1.4385 | 0.04797 | 187 | 122 | 48 | 17 |
342 | Do you have another table not so close to the fan? | 1.4385 | 0.05031 | 187 | 126 | 40 | 21 |
343 | When they said this place had atmosphere they weren’t kidding! | 1.4384 | 0.04736 | 203 | 135 | 47 | 21 |
344 | When did the seasonal menu change? | 1.4381 | 0.04557 | 194 | 124 | 55 | 15 |
345 | We've been cooking up a storm here lately. | 1.4381 | 0.04615 | 194 | 125 | 53 | 16 |
346 | Blowing is just making it worse! | 1.4379 | 0.04879 | 169 | 108 | 48 | 13 |
347 | I'll need a copy of the bill for FEMA. | 1.4379 | 0.05295 | 169 | 114 | 36 | 19 |
348 | Is this Kansas-farm-to-table? | 1.4378 | 0.04665 | 201 | 132 | 50 | 19 |
349 | We put our own twist on it. | 1.4378 | 0.04770 | 201 | 134 | 46 | 21 |
350 | The food here's good, but the atmosphere sucks. | 1.4375 | 0.04895 | 208 | 143 | 39 | 26 |
351 | I may need extra napkins. | 1.4375 | 0.04649 | 192 | 124 | 52 | 16 |
352 | Do you mind raising the barometric pressure in here a little? | 1.4375 | 0.04707 | 192 | 125 | 50 | 17 |
353 | Can I switch this out for some calm chowder? | 1.4372 | 0.05053 | 183 | 123 | 40 | 20 |
354 | I thought the special was fennel soup. | 1.4372 | 0.05053 | 183 | 123 | 40 | 20 |
355 | I think there was a mistake. I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.4372 | 0.05053 | 183 | 123 | 40 | 20 |
356 | For dessert, I recommend the funnel cake. | 1.4369 | 0.05026 | 206 | 144 | 34 | 28 |
357 | I’ve had this dish south of the equator, but it always spins clockwise. | 1.4369 | 0.04582 | 206 | 135 | 52 | 19 |
358 | He’ll give 3 wishes, but they have to involve soup. | 1.4368 | 0.04800 | 190 | 125 | 47 | 18 |
359 | I ordered the Category 2. | 1.4365 | 0.04732 | 197 | 130 | 48 | 19 |
360 | I'm afraid this will give me wind. | 1.4365 | 0.04946 | 197 | 134 | 40 | 23 |
361 | I assure you the next course will blow you away. | 1.4365 | 0.04971 | 181 | 120 | 43 | 18 |
362 | I'm just guessing here, but will there be volcano cake for dessert? | 1.4363 | 0.04718 | 204 | 136 | 47 | 21 |
363 | Very occasionally, the cold air from the entrance and the warm humid air from the kitchen meet at this very table. | 1.4362 | 0.04895 | 188 | 125 | 44 | 19 |
364 | Yes, the chef's put a new spin on it. | 1.4358 | 0.04754 | 179 | 115 | 50 | 14 |
365 | Don't bother. Looks like that fly is gone now. | 1.4354 | 0.04483 | 209 | 136 | 55 | 18 |
366 | Chef will be pairing that with a chocolate volcano this evening. | 1.4353 | 0.05136 | 170 | 113 | 40 | 17 |
367 | If this is what the beef tournedos look like, I would like to cancel my order for the pu pu platter and bloody mary, please. | 1.4352 | 0.05385 | 193 | 139 | 24 | 30 |
368 | For dessert I'll have the chocolate lava cake. | 1.4348 | 0.05344 | 161 | 108 | 36 | 17 |
369 | Was I not supposed to stir it? | 1.4346 | 0.04894 | 191 | 128 | 43 | 20 |
370 | Was this predicted? | 1.4346 | 0.04838 | 191 | 127 | 45 | 19 |
371 | I believe I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.4346 | 0.04838 | 191 | 127 | 45 | 19 |
372 | The new chef has really been cooking up a storm. | 1.4343 | 0.04874 | 198 | 134 | 42 | 22 |
373 | Yes there's a problem! Do you see a spoon? | 1.4339 | 0.05100 | 189 | 130 | 36 | 23 |
374 | If you enjoy this sir,I would highly recommend the funnel cake for dessert. | 1.4335 | 0.05575 | 173 | 123 | 25 | 25 |
375 | Buckle up, Sir. The main course will be out soon. | 1.4335 | 0.04681 | 203 | 135 | 48 | 20 |
376 | I'm going to need more croutons. | 1.4333 | 0.04927 | 180 | 119 | 44 | 17 |
377 | No matter how you spin it, the soup's terrible. | 1.4332 | 0.04912 | 187 | 125 | 43 | 19 |
378 | It's the same thing, sir. We used to serve it in a teapot. | 1.4330 | 0.05001 | 194 | 133 | 38 | 23 |
379 | I believe I asked for Fennel Soup... | 1.4327 | 0.05112 | 171 | 114 | 40 | 17 |
380 | So this is what "seasonal" means here in Kansas? | 1.4324 | 0.04644 | 185 | 119 | 52 | 14 |
381 | Is it best enjoyed in the basement? | 1.4324 | 0.04526 | 222 | 149 | 50 | 23 |
382 | So this is storm to table. | 1.4323 | 0.04985 | 192 | 131 | 39 | 22 |
383 | ‘’ Sheer culinary wizardry! My compliments to Chef Oz.’’ | 1.4322 | 0.04694 | 199 | 132 | 48 | 19 |
384 | This new chef is really cooking up a storm. | 1.4322 | 0.04585 | 199 | 130 | 52 | 17 |
385 | Can I order something else? This soup is a natural disaster. | 1.4320 | 0.04946 | 169 | 110 | 45 | 14 |
386 | And all ingredients are seasonal and locally-sourced here in Kansas? | 1.4318 | 0.05070 | 176 | 118 | 40 | 18 |
387 | It's Farm to Table. That farm is experiencing a weather event until 10 pm. | 1.4318 | 0.05006 | 176 | 117 | 42 | 17 |
388 | Fennel -- I said fennel soup! | 1.4316 | 0.04619 | 190 | 123 | 52 | 15 |
389 | My compliments to the wizard. | 1.4316 | 0.04796 | 190 | 126 | 46 | 18 |
390 | Well this is an interesting twist | 1.4316 | 0.04619 | 190 | 123 | 52 | 15 |
391 | Will dessert be another disaster? | 1.4316 | 0.04738 | 190 | 125 | 48 | 17 |
392 | Bring me the chocolate lava cake instead. | 1.4309 | 0.04967 | 181 | 121 | 42 | 18 |
393 | Do you have a table closer to the root cellar? | 1.4309 | 0.04891 | 188 | 126 | 43 | 19 |
394 | You say "tornado," but I said "tomato." | 1.4302 | 0.05221 | 172 | 117 | 36 | 19 |
395 | Yes, that took care of the fly, but there's still a problem. | 1.4302 | 0.04880 | 179 | 118 | 45 | 16 |
396 | I thought the menu said “tournedos”. | 1.4301 | 0.04987 | 186 | 126 | 40 | 20 |
397 | Sir, can you direct me to the basement? | 1.4301 | 0.04741 | 193 | 128 | 47 | 18 |
398 | Thank you. I believe the fly is gone. | 1.4301 | 0.04854 | 193 | 130 | 43 | 20 |
399 | I don’t care if it’s complimentary. | 1.4300 | 0.04676 | 200 | 133 | 48 | 19 |
400 | Naturally, the soup is a disaster. | 1.4294 | 0.04984 | 177 | 118 | 42 | 17 |
401 | I asked for Funnel Cake. | 1.4294 | 0.04919 | 177 | 117 | 44 | 16 |
402 | I said Category 2. | 1.4293 | 0.04907 | 184 | 123 | 43 | 18 |
403 | No matter how you spin it, it's still just soup. | 1.4293 | 0.04660 | 191 | 125 | 50 | 16 |
404 | That's an interesting spin on an old favorite. | 1.4293 | 0.04660 | 191 | 125 | 50 | 16 |
405 | What's the forecast for tomorrow's soup of the day? | 1.4293 | 0.04540 | 191 | 123 | 54 | 14 |
406 | I say “tomato,” you say “tornado”. | 1.4293 | 0.04764 | 198 | 133 | 45 | 20 |
407 | Blowing on it only makes it worse! | 1.4293 | 0.04541 | 205 | 135 | 52 | 18 |
408 | Please cancel the flambéed dessert. | 1.4293 | 0.04488 | 205 | 134 | 54 | 17 |
409 | What pairs better? A Hurricane or a Dark and Stormy? | 1.4286 | 0.04928 | 189 | 128 | 41 | 20 |
410 | Does this come with a chaser? | 1.4286 | 0.05096 | 189 | 131 | 35 | 23 |
411 | Your soup is just 2 degrees hotter but, already, the storms are more frequent and intense. | 1.4286 | 0.05067 | 182 | 124 | 38 | 20 |
412 | This soup has taken me by storm. | 1.4286 | 0.04625 | 203 | 135 | 49 | 19 |
413 | This meal is a catastrophe. | 1.4279 | 0.04968 | 201 | 140 | 36 | 25 |
414 | I ordered the funnel CAKE! | 1.4278 | 0.04722 | 194 | 129 | 47 | 18 |
415 | I specifically ordered "clockwise." | 1.4278 | 0.05168 | 180 | 124 | 35 | 21 |
416 | I said “fennel” soup. | 1.4277 | 0.05261 | 173 | 119 | 34 | 20 |
417 | I thought you said the special was 'fennel soup.' | 1.4277 | 0.05065 | 173 | 116 | 40 | 17 |
418 | I said fennel soup, not funnel. | 1.4277 | 0.04924 | 159 | 102 | 46 | 11 |
419 | I ordered the category three, this soup is only mildly devastating. | 1.4271 | 0.04870 | 192 | 130 | 42 | 20 |
420 | I ordered a cup- not a bowl | 1.4271 | 0.04757 | 192 | 128 | 46 | 18 |
421 | Waiter, I asked for fennel soup. | 1.4270 | 0.04639 | 185 | 120 | 51 | 14 |
422 | I thought the menu said it was topped with a cloud of fennel. | 1.4269 | 0.05175 | 171 | 116 | 37 | 18 |
423 | Actually, could I sit inside? | 1.4264 | 0.04669 | 197 | 131 | 48 | 18 |
424 | It's impressive, but I ordered the tournedos. | 1.4263 | 0.05129 | 190 | 133 | 33 | 24 |
425 | No, I said Fennel ! | 1.4263 | 0.04907 | 190 | 129 | 41 | 20 |
426 | I ordered FENNEL soup!! | 1.4262 | 0.04674 | 183 | 119 | 50 | 14 |
427 | Tomato. I asked for the Tomato soup. | 1.4260 | 0.05352 | 169 | 117 | 32 | 20 |
428 | I had no idea the Kansas bisque would be so authentic. | 1.4259 | 0.05384 | 162 | 111 | 33 | 18 |
429 | Yes, it was doing that before I started stirring it. | 1.4257 | 0.04586 | 202 | 134 | 50 | 18 |
430 | I thought I ordered the category one | 1.4255 | 0.05002 | 188 | 129 | 38 | 21 |
431 | Well, the fly certainly isn't in there anymore. | 1.4254 | 0.04963 | 181 | 122 | 41 | 18 |
432 | This is the last time I order farm to table. | 1.4250 | 0.04563 | 200 | 132 | 51 | 17 |
433 | Did you know that in the Southern hemisphere, it spins in the opposite direction? | 1.4250 | 0.04508 | 200 | 131 | 53 | 16 |
434 | And I'll have funnel cake for dessert. | 1.4249 | 0.04794 | 193 | 130 | 44 | 19 |
435 | Am I the first responder? | 1.4249 | 0.04794 | 193 | 130 | 44 | 19 |
436 | I wouldn’t be surprised if it gave me wind. | 1.4249 | 0.04850 | 193 | 131 | 42 | 20 |
437 | It tastes good but the plating is a bit of a disaster. | 1.4247 | 0.04744 | 186 | 123 | 47 | 16 |
438 | Obviously this recipe was taken from the cloud. | 1.4246 | 0.04875 | 179 | 119 | 44 | 16 |
439 | Doesn't this take the whole 'farm to table' thing a little too literally? | 1.4244 | 0.05150 | 172 | 117 | 37 | 18 |
440 | I give it a Category 5 out of 5. | 1.4242 | 0.04866 | 198 | 136 | 40 | 22 |
441 | I don’t care that it’s seasonal. | 1.4242 | 0.05169 | 165 | 111 | 38 | 16 |
442 | Excuse me, I ordered cream of TOMATO. | 1.4241 | 0.04942 | 191 | 131 | 39 | 21 |
443 | Will you _please_ turn off that ceiling fan? | 1.4241 | 0.04772 | 191 | 128 | 45 | 18 |
444 | Actually, I ordered a category 3. | 1.4237 | 0.04781 | 177 | 116 | 47 | 14 |
445 | Is there any way I can get this to go? | 1.4237 | 0.05106 | 177 | 121 | 37 | 19 |
446 | 'It's a new twist on an old favorite' | 1.4237 | 0.05169 | 177 | 122 | 35 | 20 |
447 | It is truly a farm to table experience. | 1.4235 | 0.05261 | 170 | 117 | 34 | 19 |
448 | And for dessert, I'd like the funnel cake. | 1.4235 | 0.04739 | 196 | 132 | 45 | 19 |
449 | So this is the ‘No Place Like Home-made Soup’? | 1.4233 | 0.04808 | 189 | 127 | 44 | 18 |
450 | Waiter, I asked for the FENNEL soup. | 1.4231 | 0.04941 | 182 | 123 | 41 | 18 |
451 | ...and please go ahead and put in my order for the chocolate volcano for dessert | 1.4227 | 0.04885 | 194 | 133 | 40 | 21 |
452 | Cancel the hot wings. | 1.4227 | 0.04718 | 194 | 130 | 46 | 18 |
453 | I distinctly ordered the calm chowder. | 1.4225 | 0.04610 | 213 | 145 | 46 | 22 |
454 | The soup's not great but you do get three wishes | 1.4222 | 0.05042 | 180 | 123 | 38 | 19 |
455 | We strive for a low pressure dining experience here. | 1.4222 | 0.04790 | 180 | 119 | 46 | 15 |
456 | I don't care if they're in season. | 1.4220 | 0.05060 | 173 | 117 | 39 | 17 |
457 | I asked you to sprinkle a little 'fennel' on top | 1.4220 | 0.04993 | 173 | 116 | 41 | 16 |
458 | I think I'll need the bib. | 1.4216 | 0.04760 | 185 | 123 | 46 | 16 |
459 | But is this tornado locally grown? | 1.4216 | 0.05174 | 185 | 130 | 32 | 23 |
460 | Is it too late to switch to the salad? | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
461 | I ordered it for here, not to go. | 1.4213 | 0.05206 | 178 | 124 | 33 | 21 |
462 | Lemme guess--the chef's cooking up a storm again. | 1.4213 | 0.04320 | 216 | 142 | 57 | 17 |
463 | Actually, I ordered the tournedos. | 1.4211 | 0.04903 | 190 | 130 | 40 | 20 |
464 | I ordered a category four. | 1.4211 | 0.04986 | 152 | 98 | 44 | 10 |
465 | You asked to surprise you, sir. | 1.4205 | 0.05061 | 176 | 120 | 38 | 18 |
466 | I wasn’t blown away by the soup. | 1.4205 | 0.05125 | 176 | 121 | 36 | 19 |
467 | I'm certain I said fennel soup. | 1.4205 | 0.05188 | 176 | 122 | 34 | 20 |
468 | Could you bring back the bowl with the fly? | 1.4203 | 0.04706 | 207 | 142 | 43 | 22 |
469 | I believe I said Fennel. | 1.4202 | 0.04882 | 188 | 128 | 41 | 19 |
470 | I believe I said Fennel not Funnel | 1.4201 | 0.05077 | 169 | 114 | 39 | 16 |
471 | Waiter! There's an anomaly in my soup! | 1.4200 | 0.04878 | 200 | 139 | 38 | 23 |
472 | You said the chef is from Kansas? | 1.4199 | 0.04833 | 181 | 121 | 44 | 16 |
473 | I asked for fennel not funnel | 1.4197 | 0.04846 | 193 | 132 | 41 | 20 |
474 | Actually I think I'd like this to go. | 1.4197 | 0.04733 | 193 | 130 | 45 | 18 |
475 | Waiter, there's a wormhole in my soup. | 1.4192 | 0.04914 | 198 | 138 | 37 | 23 |
476 | Waiter, there’s a microclimate in my gazpacho. | 1.4192 | 0.04591 | 198 | 132 | 49 | 17 |
477 | I asked for the soup to be heated, not globally warmed. | 1.4190 | 0.05122 | 179 | 124 | 35 | 20 |
478 | I just rubbed the plate... | 1.4190 | 0.05182 | 179 | 125 | 33 | 21 |
479 | Actually, I ordered the fennel soup. | 1.4188 | 0.04882 | 191 | 131 | 40 | 20 |
480 | Did I hear you to say this place is known for its atmosphere? | 1.4188 | 0.04882 | 191 | 131 | 40 | 20 |
481 | I expected a little better from the Four Seasons. | 1.4187 | 0.04721 | 203 | 139 | 43 | 21 |
482 | Yelp DID say your soup would blow me away. | 1.4187 | 0.04721 | 203 | 139 | 43 | 21 |
483 | The chef has a new spin on an old favorite | 1.4186 | 0.04943 | 172 | 115 | 42 | 15 |
484 | I thought you said it was a simple "twist" on a classic. | 1.4185 | 0.05018 | 184 | 127 | 37 | 20 |
485 | What's the weather for dessert? | 1.4185 | 0.05018 | 184 | 127 | 37 | 20 |
486 | Please give my compliments to the shaman. | 1.4185 | 0.04837 | 184 | 124 | 43 | 17 |
487 | Sorry, I ordered the funnel CAKE. | 1.4184 | 0.04898 | 196 | 136 | 38 | 22 |
488 | I also ordered a Yellow Brick Road. | 1.4184 | 0.04898 | 196 | 136 | 38 | 22 |
489 | That reminds me....are there funnel cakes on the dessert menu? | 1.4181 | 0.05164 | 177 | 123 | 34 | 20 |
490 | It was too hot so I just kept blowing. | 1.4181 | 0.04909 | 177 | 119 | 42 | 16 |
491 | Can you at least look a little surprised. | 1.4179 | 0.04541 | 201 | 134 | 50 | 17 |
492 | Excuse me, I asked for the fennel soup, not the funnel. | 1.4179 | 0.04541 | 201 | 134 | 50 | 17 |
493 | Amazing! I'll finish with a tempest in a teapot! | 1.4176 | 0.05053 | 170 | 115 | 39 | 16 |
494 | Did you say 'soupe du jour' or 'force majeure'? | 1.4175 | 0.04770 | 194 | 132 | 43 | 19 |
495 | I think the ceiling fan is a little too powerful. | 1.4175 | 0.04540 | 194 | 128 | 51 | 15 |
496 | It's a seasonal specialty, sir. | 1.4175 | 0.04656 | 194 | 130 | 47 | 17 |
497 | Enjoy, Sir. It’s best before landfall. | 1.4172 | 0.05061 | 163 | 109 | 40 | 14 |
498 | Could I get an extra napkin? | 1.4171 | 0.05079 | 175 | 120 | 37 | 18 |
499 | Tournedos ...I ordered the tournedos. | 1.4171 | 0.05079 | 175 | 120 | 37 | 18 |
500 | So this is how you're doing the farm-to-table thing now? | 1.4171 | 0.04894 | 199 | 139 | 37 | 23 |
501 | Tomato, tornado, let's call the whole thing off. | 1.4167 | 0.04632 | 192 | 128 | 48 | 16 |
502 | Excuse me, but I had ordered the category 1. | 1.4167 | 0.04690 | 192 | 129 | 46 | 17 |
503 | Waiter, is this the Category 5 ? | 1.4167 | 0.04572 | 192 | 127 | 50 | 15 |
504 | My compliments to the chef! This soup has blown me away! | 1.4167 | 0.04784 | 180 | 120 | 45 | 15 |
505 | Does no one in your kitchen know how to read a barometer? | 1.4163 | 0.04519 | 209 | 141 | 49 | 19 |
506 | On second thought, I'll have a salad. | 1.4162 | 0.04548 | 197 | 131 | 50 | 16 |
507 | No. I specifically ordered the tournedos. | 1.4158 | 0.04631 | 202 | 137 | 46 | 19 |
508 | Great, now EVERYONE will see that I'm dining alone. | 1.4158 | 0.04898 | 190 | 131 | 39 | 20 |
509 | Forgive me. I had assumed that "beef tornados au jus" was a spelling error. | 1.4157 | 0.05015 | 178 | 122 | 38 | 18 |
510 | You ordered “with a twist” | 1.4157 | 0.04887 | 178 | 120 | 42 | 16 |
511 | I'm sorry. I didn't order this with a twist. | 1.4157 | 0.05140 | 178 | 124 | 34 | 20 |
512 | This dish looked different when I had it in the Southern hemisphere. | 1.4157 | 0.04821 | 178 | 119 | 44 | 15 |
513 | I asked for a 3. This seems more like a Category 5. | 1.4155 | 0.04498 | 207 | 139 | 50 | 18 |
514 | The fly is gone, but ... | 1.4153 | 0.04853 | 183 | 124 | 42 | 17 |
515 | I dont care if it's weather or climate -- I want a different table." | 1.4152 | 0.04960 | 171 | 115 | 41 | 15 |
516 | Could you recommend something not affected by climate change? | 1.4149 | 0.04638 | 188 | 125 | 48 | 15 |
517 | I’m afraid there’s been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. | 1.4148 | 0.05245 | 176 | 124 | 31 | 21 |
518 | This is delicious, but I'm going to need a few more napkins. | 1.4146 | 0.04421 | 205 | 136 | 53 | 16 |
519 | You say "tom-a-to", I say "torn-a-do" Let's call the whole thing off | 1.4145 | 0.04896 | 193 | 134 | 38 | 21 |
520 | This seasonal menu is a disaster | 1.4145 | 0.04841 | 193 | 133 | 40 | 20 |
521 | It's why we encourage all guests in the restaurant to say grace, sir. | 1.4145 | 0.04841 | 193 | 133 | 40 | 20 |
522 | Waiter, there' s a vortex in my soup. | 1.4144 | 0.04827 | 181 | 122 | 43 | 16 |
523 | You're asking me if everything is okay? | 1.4144 | 0.04891 | 181 | 123 | 41 | 17 |
524 | Nice spin on the shrimp bisque | 1.4141 | 0.04530 | 198 | 132 | 50 | 16 |
525 | I'll also have the tempest in a teacup. | 1.4140 | 0.04734 | 186 | 125 | 45 | 16 |
526 | Well Sir, you’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.4140 | 0.04734 | 186 | 125 | 45 | 16 |
527 | I asked for fennel not funnel soup. | 1.4140 | 0.04855 | 186 | 127 | 41 | 18 |
528 | I'm sorry to complain, but there's an eye in my soup. | 1.4140 | 0.04572 | 215 | 148 | 45 | 22 |
529 | I'll have rainbow sorbet for dessert. | 1.4138 | 0.04898 | 174 | 117 | 42 | 15 |
530 | I ordered tomato bisque, not tornado bisque. | 1.4138 | 0.04829 | 174 | 116 | 44 | 14 |
531 | Sorry sir, but this is Kansas! | 1.4136 | 0.04763 | 191 | 130 | 43 | 18 |
532 | I asked for cream of TOMATO! | 1.4136 | 0.04877 | 191 | 132 | 39 | 20 |
533 | And THIS is better than blowing on it, how? | 1.4136 | 0.05154 | 162 | 110 | 37 | 15 |
534 | Excuse me waiter, but there is a little house with two little feet sticking out from under it in my soup. | 1.4134 | 0.05177 | 179 | 126 | 32 | 21 |
535 | First Michelin star chef to remind me that there's no place like home. | 1.4134 | 0.05177 | 179 | 126 | 32 | 21 |
536 | The temperature is fine but the pressure is a little low. | 1.4134 | 0.04865 | 179 | 121 | 42 | 16 |
537 | but I ordered a 'Category 5'. | 1.4134 | 0.04929 | 179 | 122 | 40 | 17 |
538 | No, I'm pretty sure I said tomato. | 1.4130 | 0.04832 | 184 | 125 | 42 | 17 |
539 | So I'm guessing we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.4129 | 0.04311 | 201 | 131 | 57 | 13 |
540 | And it's cold. | 1.4127 | 0.04857 | 189 | 130 | 40 | 19 |
541 | It’s basically Campbell’s with a spin. | 1.4127 | 0.04914 | 189 | 131 | 38 | 20 |
542 | Shouldn't this be in a teapot?" | 1.4124 | 0.04594 | 194 | 130 | 48 | 16 |
543 | It's all locally blown | 1.4121 | 0.04678 | 182 | 121 | 47 | 14 |
544 | I said I was on a colonic diet, not cyclonic. | 1.4121 | 0.04512 | 199 | 133 | 50 | 16 |
545 | I don't think I like this restaurant's atmosphere. | 1.4121 | 0.04568 | 199 | 134 | 48 | 17 |
546 | The chef is cooking up a storm!" | 1.4120 | 0.04361 | 216 | 145 | 53 | 18 |
547 | This will be in my Yelp review. | 1.4118 | 0.05207 | 153 | 103 | 37 | 13 |
548 | Perhaps you misunderstood, Pierre. I asked for the tournedos. | 1.4118 | 0.04894 | 187 | 129 | 39 | 19 |
549 | I don't know if I can eat the eye. | 1.4118 | 0.04894 | 187 | 129 | 39 | 19 |
550 | Tomato, Tornado, call it what you want but let’s turn the damn thing off. | 1.4114 | 0.05073 | 175 | 121 | 36 | 18 |
551 | We wanted to put a new twist on an old classic. | 1.4114 | 0.04598 | 175 | 114 | 50 | 11 |
552 | Excellent, I love a good tongue twister. | 1.4112 | 0.04766 | 197 | 136 | 41 | 20 |
553 | I would have preferred to just blow on it myself. | 1.4112 | 0.04543 | 197 | 132 | 49 | 16 |
554 | When I ordered it to go, this is not what I meant. | 1.4111 | 0.04779 | 180 | 121 | 44 | 15 |
555 | Not more funnel. I said more fennel! | 1.4111 | 0.04779 | 180 | 121 | 44 | 15 |
556 | It looks like my ex-wife will be joining me. | 1.4110 | 0.05202 | 163 | 112 | 35 | 16 |
557 | And the cyclone—is it locally sourced too? | 1.4109 | 0.04518 | 202 | 136 | 49 | 17 |
558 | Could you pack this to go? | 1.4108 | 0.04811 | 185 | 126 | 42 | 17 |
559 | I know. The new chef is adding a twist to some of the old favorites. | 1.4108 | 0.04871 | 185 | 127 | 40 | 18 |
560 | Our chef calls it a new twist on an old classic | 1.4107 | 0.04874 | 168 | 112 | 43 | 13 |
561 | But I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.4107 | 0.05159 | 168 | 116 | 35 | 17 |
562 | Waiter, there's some climate change in my soup. | 1.4104 | 0.05115 | 173 | 120 | 35 | 18 |
563 | Which spoon do I use for this? | 1.4104 | 0.04845 | 173 | 116 | 43 | 14 |
564 | Is there a storm cellar near the wine cellar? | 1.4104 | 0.04705 | 173 | 114 | 47 | 12 |
565 | This is not what I meant by "surprise me". | 1.4104 | 0.05115 | 173 | 120 | 35 | 18 |
566 | No, everything's fine. I just need another spoon. | 1.4104 | 0.04982 | 173 | 118 | 39 | 16 |
567 | Waiter, there’s a mobile home in my soup. | 1.4101 | 0.04584 | 217 | 151 | 43 | 23 |
568 | This is not what I meant when I asked the chef to add his own twist! | 1.4101 | 0.04946 | 178 | 122 | 39 | 17 |
569 | I’d like to speak to the meteorologist please. | 1.4098 | 0.04393 | 183 | 118 | 55 | 10 |
570 | Can you move me to a table in the basement? | 1.4098 | 0.04847 | 183 | 125 | 41 | 17 |
571 | Well this explains all of the mobile homes scattered around the kitchen. | 1.4098 | 0.04785 | 183 | 124 | 43 | 16 |
572 | I'd like to cancel my snow cone dessert. | 1.4094 | 0.05290 | 171 | 121 | 30 | 20 |
573 | Is this what they meant by a new twist on an old recipe | 1.4088 | 0.04560 | 181 | 119 | 50 | 12 |
574 | The chef is from Oklahoma | 1.4086 | 0.05027 | 186 | 131 | 34 | 21 |
575 | I was told this wasn't in season. | 1.4086 | 0.04667 | 186 | 125 | 46 | 15 |
576 | Thai food not phoon! | 1.4086 | 0.04910 | 186 | 129 | 38 | 19 |
577 | I assumed this would be served in a teapot. | 1.4086 | 0.04910 | 186 | 129 | 38 | 19 |
578 | Waiter, cancel my drink with a twist | 1.4083 | 0.05065 | 169 | 116 | 37 | 16 |
579 | I asked for a clockwise rotation. | 1.4082 | 0.04321 | 196 | 128 | 56 | 12 |
580 | I recommend clockwise, since it's your first time and you're wearing a tie. | 1.4082 | 0.05047 | 196 | 141 | 30 | 25 |
581 | This is not what I meant by "blow me away" | 1.4080 | 0.04693 | 201 | 139 | 42 | 20 |
582 | You can take the soup out of Kansas... | 1.4076 | 0.05125 | 184 | 131 | 31 | 22 |
583 | I said I wanted Thai-food, not a typhoon. | 1.4076 | 0.04887 | 184 | 127 | 39 | 18 |
584 | Our special is made from bone broth, parsley, cheese, heirloom tomatoes, spices and an unstable air mass | 1.4076 | 0.04948 | 184 | 128 | 37 | 19 |
585 | Well, at least it got rid of the fly. | 1.4074 | 0.04490 | 189 | 125 | 51 | 13 |
586 | I thought you said the 'Soup of the Day' was TOMATO | 1.4072 | 0.04646 | 194 | 132 | 45 | 17 |
587 | I said shaken, not stirred. | 1.4072 | 0.04703 | 194 | 133 | 43 | 18 |
588 | Relax. Our Soup Chef is also a First Responder. | 1.4072 | 0.05247 | 167 | 117 | 32 | 18 |
589 | Not minestrone, sir. Maelstromone. | 1.4070 | 0.04727 | 199 | 138 | 41 | 20 |
590 | Blaming global warming won't help your review | 1.4070 | 0.05134 | 172 | 120 | 34 | 18 |
591 | Would you mind waiting to serve the second course until Dorothy arrives? | 1.4068 | 0.04962 | 177 | 122 | 38 | 17 |
592 | Excuse me, is this destructive vortex sourced locally? | 1.4067 | 0.04407 | 209 | 141 | 51 | 17 |
593 | I think I'll need a bigger napkin. | 1.4066 | 0.04672 | 182 | 122 | 46 | 14 |
594 | It’s phenomenal. | 1.4066 | 0.04737 | 182 | 123 | 44 | 15 |
595 | Does it look like I need freshly ground pepper?? | 1.4064 | 0.04647 | 187 | 126 | 46 | 15 |
596 | There's my soup on the fly. | 1.4062 | 0.04562 | 192 | 129 | 48 | 15 |
597 | It’s a new twist on an old classic. | 1.4062 | 0.04795 | 192 | 133 | 40 | 19 |
598 | This is only an F-1. I ordered spicy. | 1.4061 | 0.04181 | 197 | 127 | 60 | 10 |
599 | And after my dinner, I would like a tempest in a teapot. | 1.4061 | 0.04921 | 197 | 140 | 34 | 23 |
600 | I definitely said 'tournedos.' | 1.4059 | 0.04621 | 202 | 139 | 44 | 19 |
601 | Waiter, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. | 1.4057 | 0.05002 | 175 | 121 | 37 | 17 |
602 | I thought I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.4057 | 0.04362 | 212 | 143 | 52 | 17 |
603 | Waiter, there's a fly and a piece of a mobil home in my soup. | 1.4056 | 0.05088 | 180 | 127 | 33 | 20 |
604 | NOW do you believe in climate change, Senator? | 1.4056 | 0.05148 | 180 | 128 | 31 | 21 |
605 | It took my soup spoon... | 1.4053 | 0.04888 | 190 | 133 | 37 | 20 |
606 | Wow, you're right, this is Auntie Em's recipe! | 1.4053 | 0.04714 | 190 | 130 | 43 | 17 |
607 | I usually just blow on it. | 1.4051 | 0.04740 | 195 | 135 | 41 | 19 |
608 | In Australia it goes the other way. | 1.4051 | 0.04452 | 195 | 130 | 51 | 14 |
609 | Can I get this to go? | 1.4050 | 0.04760 | 200 | 140 | 39 | 21 |
610 | i think i'd prefer the tsunami rolls. | 1.4050 | 0.04813 | 200 | 141 | 37 | 22 |
611 | Should I expect the same for my Volcano Cake dessert | 1.4049 | 0.05048 | 163 | 111 | 38 | 14 |
612 | I said heavy on the Fennel. | 1.4049 | 0.04972 | 163 | 110 | 40 | 13 |
613 | Actually, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.4049 | 0.04466 | 205 | 139 | 49 | 17 |
614 | Actually I’ll take the Tsunami Salad | 1.4048 | 0.05152 | 168 | 117 | 34 | 17 |
615 | The soup is fine, it’s that smug moustache that’s the problem. | 1.4045 | 0.04940 | 178 | 123 | 38 | 17 |
616 | There must be some mistake. I ordered the Tsunami on rye." | 1.4045 | 0.04875 | 178 | 122 | 40 | 16 |
617 | I believe there's been a mistake. I ordered a tempest in a teapot. | 1.4044 | 0.05258 | 183 | 133 | 26 | 24 |
618 | You say tor-nay-do, I say tor-nah-do... | 1.4044 | 0.05024 | 183 | 129 | 34 | 20 |
619 | No, I wanted the funnel *cake*. | 1.4041 | 0.04543 | 193 | 130 | 48 | 15 |
620 | All I said was, 'OK, I'll give it a whirl'. | 1.4041 | 0.04361 | 193 | 127 | 54 | 12 |
621 | ...’Waiter...do you have any of those cute little miniature Trailer Parks for my soup?...’ | 1.4041 | 0.04718 | 193 | 133 | 42 | 18 |
622 | Be careful; the bowl is hot. | 1.4040 | 0.04741 | 198 | 138 | 40 | 20 |
623 | We’re just beginning to understand the impact of climate change on soup. | 1.4039 | 0.04496 | 203 | 138 | 48 | 17 |
624 | Did you say the chef was a genius or a genie? | 1.4032 | 0.04661 | 186 | 126 | 45 | 15 |
625 | Please wrap this up to go. | 1.4031 | 0.04884 | 196 | 139 | 35 | 22 |
626 | I think you misunderstood. I asked for the fennel soup. | 1.4030 | 0.04741 | 201 | 141 | 39 | 21 |
627 | I ASKED for a tempest in a teapot, but this is CLEARLY a maelstrom in a minestrone. | 1.4029 | 0.04656 | 206 | 144 | 41 | 21 |
628 | Is this a locally sourced Act of God? | 1.4024 | 0.04917 | 169 | 115 | 40 | 14 |
629 | And you assure me this is authentic Northern Oklahoma cuisine? | 1.4022 | 0.05043 | 179 | 126 | 34 | 19 |
630 | Yes, I would like to speak with the chef...or whoever is still alive back in the kitchen. | 1.4022 | 0.05043 | 179 | 126 | 34 | 19 |
631 | Now that I'm familiar with the Oklahoma Soup, I think I'll pass on the San Andreas Salad. | 1.4022 | 0.05002 | 184 | 130 | 34 | 20 |
632 | I lost my spoon. | 1.4022 | 0.04567 | 184 | 123 | 48 | 13 |
633 | I take it the chef is from Kansas | 1.4022 | 0.05002 | 184 | 130 | 34 | 20 |
634 | An extra napkin would be nice. | 1.4021 | 0.04846 | 189 | 132 | 38 | 19 |
635 | I didn’t know one blow on the soup would cause such a stir. | 1.4021 | 0.04787 | 189 | 131 | 40 | 18 |
636 | Tell the chef we’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.4021 | 0.04810 | 194 | 136 | 38 | 20 |
637 | This is not what I forecasted. | 1.4020 | 0.04501 | 199 | 135 | 48 | 16 |
638 | Excuse me. I asked for tournedos, not tornados. | 1.4020 | 0.04478 | 204 | 139 | 48 | 17 |
639 | Maelstromoni? | 1.4020 | 0.04637 | 204 | 142 | 42 | 20 |
640 | Is that a fake mustache? | 1.4019 | 0.04802 | 209 | 150 | 34 | 25 |
641 | I ordered mine in a teapot. | 1.4012 | 0.05288 | 162 | 114 | 31 | 17 |
642 | You say Tomato and I say Tornado. | 1.4011 | 0.05041 | 182 | 129 | 33 | 20 |
643 | Send my compliments to the chef for cooking up a storm | 1.4011 | 0.04823 | 187 | 130 | 39 | 18 |
644 | Is this a new twist on the old recipe? | 1.4010 | 0.04435 | 192 | 128 | 51 | 13 |
645 | It's a seasonal special. | 1.4000 | 0.04708 | 190 | 131 | 42 | 17 |
646 | Today's dessert special is Funnel Cake. | 1.4000 | 0.04427 | 200 | 135 | 50 | 15 |
647 | The menu said "a twist on an old favorite", but this is ridiculous! | 1.4000 | 0.04766 | 180 | 123 | 42 | 15 |
648 | Yes, this dish has taken us by storm. | 1.4000 | 0.04564 | 195 | 133 | 46 | 16 |
649 | That is our blew plate special. | 1.4000 | 0.04656 | 175 | 117 | 46 | 12 |
650 | I'm sorry about the fly sir, but the tiny farmhouse and the old woman on her bike with a dog in her basket are actually part of the dish. | 1.4000 | 0.04860 | 185 | 129 | 38 | 18 |
651 | I am sorry Sir...but any complaints have to go through FEMA. | 1.4000 | 0.04539 | 200 | 137 | 46 | 17 |
652 | Our chef is from Kansas. | 1.4000 | 0.04326 | 195 | 129 | 54 | 12 |
653 | "I ordered the nor'easter." | 1.4000 | 0.04566 | 205 | 142 | 44 | 19 |
654 | Waiter, a house just fell into my soup. | 1.4000 | 0.04460 | 205 | 140 | 48 | 17 |
655 | Kansas cuisine? | 1.4000 | 0.04675 | 185 | 126 | 44 | 15 |
656 | Our chef trained in Kansas. | 1.4000 | 0.04588 | 190 | 129 | 46 | 15 |
657 | I can tell the chef really put his own twist on this one. | 1.4000 | 0.04656 | 175 | 117 | 46 | 12 |
658 | Sir, quickly stir clockwise | 1.3991 | 0.04341 | 213 | 145 | 51 | 17 |
659 | I suppose next you'll be bringing me a funnel cake. | 1.3991 | 0.04589 | 213 | 150 | 41 | 22 |
660 | Popular dish in Kansas, you say? | 1.3990 | 0.04570 | 198 | 136 | 45 | 17 |
661 | Well, what I actually ordered was BEEF tournedos! | 1.3990 | 0.04626 | 198 | 137 | 43 | 18 |
662 | Can I have another spoon? | 1.3990 | 0.04825 | 193 | 136 | 37 | 20 |
663 | I distinctly ordered tournedos! | 1.3990 | 0.04477 | 193 | 130 | 49 | 14 |
664 | I think I'm going to need a bigger spoon. | 1.3990 | 0.04596 | 193 | 132 | 45 | 16 |
665 | Waiter, I asked for fennel. | 1.3989 | 0.04514 | 183 | 122 | 49 | 12 |
666 | Tournedos. I asked for tournedos. | 1.3989 | 0.04646 | 183 | 124 | 45 | 14 |
667 | On second thought, I'll just have a salad. | 1.3989 | 0.04531 | 178 | 118 | 49 | 11 |
668 | there's a license plate from Kansas in my soup | 1.3988 | 0.04762 | 173 | 117 | 43 | 13 |
669 | ‘With a twist,’ I said. ‘With a twist.’ | 1.3980 | 0.04521 | 201 | 138 | 46 | 17 |
670 | I think this is for that Kansas farm girl over at the next table. | 1.3980 | 0.04465 | 201 | 137 | 48 | 16 |
671 | Maybe I blew a little too hard? | 1.3979 | 0.04688 | 191 | 132 | 42 | 17 |
672 | I've just about had it with your bullshit, Robert. | 1.3979 | 0.04973 | 191 | 137 | 32 | 22 |
673 | Just Blow on it | 1.3979 | 0.04688 | 191 | 132 | 42 | 17 |
674 | The wind is sourced locally. | 1.3977 | 0.04840 | 176 | 121 | 40 | 15 |
675 | I thought it would come in a teapot. | 1.3974 | 0.05199 | 156 | 108 | 34 | 14 |
676 | Don't tell me. I'm not in Kansas anymore, right | 1.3971 | 0.04418 | 204 | 139 | 49 | 16 |
677 | So you’re saying you can’t do this to go? | 1.3971 | 0.04473 | 204 | 140 | 47 | 17 |
678 | I’ll need a bib. | 1.3969 | 0.04459 | 194 | 131 | 49 | 14 |
679 | Actually, can I switch to the salad? | 1.3969 | 0.04635 | 194 | 134 | 43 | 17 |
680 | Is this about my last Yelp review? | 1.3968 | 0.04540 | 189 | 128 | 47 | 14 |
681 | My date must be sheltering in place. | 1.3967 | 0.04561 | 184 | 124 | 47 | 13 |
682 | What do mean you're not responsible for acts of God? | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
683 | I believe I ordered a category 4. | 1.3966 | 0.04451 | 174 | 114 | 51 | 9 |
684 | Our new Chef Is from Kansas ! | 1.3966 | 0.04946 | 174 | 121 | 37 | 16 |
685 | Is this what people mean when they say this place has a certain atmosphere? | 1.3964 | 0.04614 | 169 | 112 | 47 | 10 |
686 | Tonight's special is a twist on a classic | 1.3963 | 0.04864 | 164 | 111 | 41 | 12 |
687 | When. | 1.3963 | 0.04617 | 217 | 155 | 38 | 24 |
688 | Waiter...This is not a funnel cake” | 1.3961 | 0.04530 | 207 | 144 | 44 | 19 |
689 | Waiter! This soup is too cumulonimbus. | 1.3960 | 0.04503 | 202 | 139 | 46 | 17 |
690 | 'Blewuillabaisse', you say? | 1.3957 | 0.04757 | 187 | 130 | 40 | 17 |
691 | OK, I'll eat it, but I would like to cancel the polar vortex I ordered for desert. | 1.3957 | 0.04696 | 187 | 129 | 42 | 16 |
692 | When you told me that the special would "blow me away", this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
693 | This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to 'whip something up' for me. | 1.3955 | 0.04683 | 177 | 120 | 44 | 13 |
694 | You misunderstood me. I asked for fennel. | 1.3955 | 0.04683 | 177 | 120 | 44 | 13 |
695 | Could I have a bib, please? | 1.3955 | 0.04614 | 177 | 119 | 46 | 12 |
696 | Waiter, there's a genie in my soup. | 1.3955 | 0.04683 | 177 | 120 | 44 | 13 |
697 | Could I change tables? There’s a bit of a draft here. | 1.3951 | 0.04346 | 205 | 139 | 51 | 15 |
698 | You say tornado, I said tournedos | 1.3950 | 0.04750 | 200 | 142 | 37 | 21 |
699 | There's a hair. | 1.3949 | 0.04784 | 195 | 138 | 37 | 20 |
700 | I asked for fennel soup. | 1.3946 | 0.04731 | 185 | 128 | 41 | 16 |
701 | When your ad said your soup would "blow me away," I didn't think you meant literally. | 1.3944 | 0.05014 | 180 | 128 | 33 | 19 |
702 | I would like a doggie bag for Toto.” | 1.3944 | 0.05014 | 180 | 128 | 33 | 19 |
703 | Would you let my date know I'm the one in the grey suit and glasses? | 1.3942 | 0.04714 | 208 | 149 | 36 | 23 |
704 | Waiter, there's a witch, a scarecrow, a lion, a tinman, a dog, a little girl, and way too much color in my soup. | 1.3941 | 0.04800 | 203 | 146 | 34 | 23 |
705 | Do I still have to blow on it? | 1.3939 | 0.04451 | 198 | 135 | 48 | 15 |
706 | No, I said TOMATO soup! | 1.3938 | 0.04875 | 193 | 138 | 34 | 21 |
707 | I’m rethinking the Surf and Turf entree. | 1.3936 | 0.04971 | 188 | 135 | 32 | 21 |
708 | It's causing quite a stir. | 1.3933 | 0.04593 | 178 | 120 | 46 | 12 |
709 | Some ground pepper and life insurance if you please. | 1.3933 | 0.04662 | 178 | 121 | 44 | 13 |
710 | I blew on it too hard. | 1.3932 | 0.04595 | 206 | 145 | 41 | 20 |
711 | I'm quite sure I said 'tomato', not 'tornado' | 1.3931 | 0.04962 | 173 | 121 | 36 | 16 |
712 | Are you sure this is the fennel soup? | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
713 | Waitor, there’s a cow in my soup. | 1.3930 | 0.04677 | 201 | 142 | 39 | 20 |
714 | This is certainly a twist on farm to table. | 1.3929 | 0.04653 | 196 | 137 | 41 | 18 |
715 | I assumed you meant 'fennel'... | 1.3929 | 0.04764 | 196 | 139 | 37 | 20 |
716 | I thought you said fennel soup. | 1.3927 | 0.04740 | 191 | 134 | 39 | 18 |
717 | You meant, “tournedos”? | 1.3927 | 0.04623 | 191 | 132 | 43 | 16 |
718 | This is a dust bowl, I ordered a cup. | 1.3925 | 0.04892 | 186 | 132 | 35 | 19 |
719 | Forget Zagat's, what's the FEMA rating of this place?! | 1.3923 | 0.04546 | 209 | 147 | 42 | 20 |
720 | I asked you to add fennel, not funnel. | 1.3923 | 0.04866 | 181 | 127 | 37 | 17 |
721 | Excuse me. I distinctly remember ordering the category 4. | 1.3923 | 0.04738 | 181 | 125 | 41 | 15 |
722 | I'm missing my spoon...and I'll also need some extra napkins. | 1.3922 | 0.04626 | 204 | 144 | 40 | 20 |
723 | All of our dishes are served with a twist. | 1.3920 | 0.04697 | 176 | 120 | 43 | 13 |
724 | May I have another napkin? | 1.3920 | 0.05158 | 176 | 127 | 29 | 20 |
725 | All I did was rub the side of the bowl, and poof, you appeared. | 1.3920 | 0.04601 | 199 | 139 | 42 | 18 |
726 | You said blow on it. | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
727 | There’s a farmhouse in my soup. | 1.3918 | 0.04512 | 194 | 133 | 46 | 15 |
728 | You'll notice we added a bit of a twist. | 1.3918 | 0.04743 | 194 | 137 | 38 | 19 |
729 | ...and for my main dish, I'll have the "plague of locusts" pork chops | 1.3917 | 0.04375 | 217 | 151 | 47 | 19 |
730 | I was unaware the soup was free-range. | 1.3913 | 0.04682 | 184 | 127 | 42 | 15 |
731 | Excuse me, what did you say the other soup of the day was? | 1.3913 | 0.04576 | 207 | 146 | 41 | 20 |
732 | They don't make this soup in Kansas anymore. | 1.3913 | 0.04627 | 207 | 147 | 39 | 21 |
733 | This whole meal was a disaster! | 1.3913 | 0.04989 | 184 | 132 | 32 | 20 |
734 | I think I stirred a little too hard. | 1.3913 | 0.04619 | 184 | 126 | 44 | 14 |
735 | If I wanted this, I'd move back to Kansas. | 1.3911 | 0.04504 | 179 | 120 | 48 | 11 |
736 | Today’s special was flown in fresh from Kansas. | 1.3909 | 0.04404 | 197 | 134 | 49 | 14 |
737 | Apologies, sir. I’ll cancel the funnel cake for your dessert as well. | 1.3908 | 0.05201 | 174 | 126 | 28 | 20 |
738 | Is this why there was no ranch on my salad? | 1.3908 | 0.05072 | 174 | 124 | 32 | 18 |
739 | Sorry to be a pain. I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.3906 | 0.04543 | 192 | 132 | 45 | 15 |
740 | I said TOMATO. Let's call the whole thing off. | 1.3906 | 0.04834 | 192 | 137 | 35 | 20 |
741 | Is the chef from Kansas by any chance? | 1.3904 | 0.04438 | 187 | 126 | 49 | 12 |
742 | Nice try, but this soup still isn't blowing me away. | 1.3904 | 0.04690 | 187 | 130 | 41 | 16 |
743 | Give it a minute to settle; should that fail, I recommend the Duck and Cover. | 1.3904 | 0.04690 | 187 | 130 | 41 | 16 |
744 | You say tomato; I say clear evidence of climate change. | 1.3901 | 0.04906 | 182 | 129 | 35 | 18 |
745 | But you're sure it's gluten-free? | 1.3901 | 0.04452 | 182 | 122 | 49 | 11 |
746 | I still don't have a spoon. | 1.3901 | 0.05029 | 182 | 131 | 31 | 20 |
747 | Waiter, this soup sucks. | 1.3900 | 0.04744 | 200 | 143 | 36 | 21 |
748 | Should I blow on it? | 1.3898 | 0.04536 | 177 | 119 | 47 | 11 |
749 | I'm sorry. I ordered a bowl of fennel soup. | 1.3897 | 0.04778 | 195 | 139 | 36 | 20 |
750 | I ordered extra fennel not funnel. | 1.3897 | 0.04667 | 195 | 137 | 40 | 18 |
751 | You say tomato, I say tornato | 1.3897 | 0.04552 | 195 | 135 | 44 | 16 |
752 | I forgot to mention that today's dessert is the molten lava cake. | 1.3897 | 0.04723 | 195 | 138 | 38 | 19 |
753 | 'Anything else?' Well, a napkin might be nice. | 1.3897 | 0.04667 | 195 | 137 | 40 | 18 |
754 | Well, I was, but then the tornado took my spoon | 1.3895 | 0.05179 | 172 | 124 | 29 | 19 |
755 | No, the problem is there's no spoon. | 1.3895 | 0.04813 | 190 | 135 | 36 | 19 |
756 | You said "locally sourced," but it's going counterclockwise. | 1.3895 | 0.04755 | 190 | 134 | 38 | 18 |
757 | I said water sprouts! | 1.3895 | 0.04636 | 190 | 132 | 42 | 16 |
758 | But is it free range? | 1.3894 | 0.04350 | 208 | 143 | 49 | 16 |
759 | I asked for tournedos, Oscar, not tornadoes. | 1.3894 | 0.04403 | 208 | 144 | 47 | 17 |
760 | Not even a warning? | 1.3892 | 0.05014 | 167 | 117 | 35 | 15 |
761 | Not to worry, it's only a Category 1! | 1.3889 | 0.04818 | 180 | 126 | 38 | 16 |
762 | It's just something our chef whipped up. | 1.3886 | 0.04253 | 211 | 144 | 52 | 15 |
763 | I prefer the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3886 | 0.04700 | 193 | 136 | 39 | 18 |
764 | The chef is really embracing the prairie-to-table movement | 1.3886 | 0.04982 | 175 | 124 | 34 | 17 |
765 | Ooooh, you wanted the TOMATO soup? Yeah, that actually makes a lot more sense. | 1.3886 | 0.04848 | 175 | 122 | 38 | 15 |
766 | Fly's gone. | 1.3883 | 0.04608 | 188 | 130 | 43 | 15 |
767 | I asked for the Fennel soup! | 1.3880 | 0.04822 | 183 | 129 | 37 | 17 |
768 | Sir, This is Kansas. I warned you not to blow on the soup. | 1.3879 | 0.05271 | 165 | 119 | 28 | 18 |
769 | No need to blow on it. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
770 | This is a Category 3 soup. I ordered a Category 5. | 1.3876 | 0.04855 | 178 | 125 | 37 | 16 |
771 | Do I use a spoon or call 911? | 1.3876 | 0.04438 | 209 | 146 | 45 | 18 |
772 | Now this is what I call a twist on a classic dish. | 1.3875 | 0.04855 | 160 | 109 | 40 | 11 |
773 | Really? I thought I ordered tournedos! | 1.3874 | 0.04556 | 191 | 132 | 44 | 15 |
774 | Why do I keep hearing... “there’s no place like home... there’s no place like home.” | 1.3874 | 0.04849 | 191 | 137 | 34 | 20 |
775 | I'm sorry, I asked for just a twist of lemon. | 1.3874 | 0.04111 | 191 | 125 | 58 | 8 |
776 | And will you tell my date's mother where she went? | 1.3874 | 0.04734 | 191 | 135 | 38 | 18 |
777 | Is it too late to opt for the salad? | 1.3873 | 0.04603 | 173 | 117 | 45 | 11 |
778 | Well, it may be gone now, but there was a fly in my soup! | 1.3873 | 0.04817 | 173 | 120 | 39 | 14 |
779 | No, I wouldn’t say I was blown away by the soup. | 1.3873 | 0.04351 | 204 | 140 | 49 | 15 |
780 | Excuse me waiter, but I think there may be a trailer park in my soup. | 1.3873 | 0.04672 | 204 | 146 | 37 | 21 |
781 | Well, there WAS a fly in my soup. | 1.3866 | 0.04623 | 194 | 136 | 41 | 17 |
782 | I guess this is what they call farm to table | 1.3866 | 0.04737 | 194 | 138 | 37 | 19 |
783 | I'm not angry about the soup. But I hate losing those oyster crackers. | 1.3866 | 0.04505 | 194 | 134 | 45 | 15 |
784 | I'm pretty sure I said Tournedos. | 1.3864 | 0.04549 | 176 | 119 | 46 | 11 |
785 | Is this a special soup for climate deniers? | 1.3864 | 0.04959 | 176 | 125 | 34 | 17 |
786 | I'm going to need an additional napkin. | 1.3862 | 0.04588 | 189 | 131 | 43 | 15 |
787 | I said soup de joure, not force majeur. | 1.3862 | 0.04527 | 189 | 130 | 45 | 14 |
788 | Blowing doesn’t help. | 1.3862 | 0.04649 | 189 | 132 | 41 | 16 |
789 | There must be some mistake. I ordered a hurricane. | 1.3859 | 0.04801 | 184 | 130 | 37 | 17 |
790 | Do I get three wishes? | 1.3858 | 0.04627 | 197 | 139 | 40 | 18 |
791 | It’s best eaten in the basement. | 1.3857 | 0.04316 | 210 | 145 | 49 | 16 |
792 | Could I have a dish not affected by climate change. | 1.3855 | 0.05023 | 179 | 129 | 31 | 19 |
793 | Excuse me, waiter, I ordered the tempest in the teacup, not the cyclone in the soup. | 1.3855 | 0.04701 | 179 | 124 | 41 | 14 |
794 | I"m sorry but this soup is a natural disaster. | 1.3854 | 0.04771 | 192 | 137 | 36 | 19 |
795 | Please tell the chef I have never had soup that sucked more than this. | 1.3854 | 0.04476 | 192 | 132 | 46 | 14 |
796 | I will certainly be mentioning this in my Yelp review. | 1.3850 | 0.04683 | 187 | 131 | 40 | 16 |
797 | It’s hot but blowing on it just seems redundant. | 1.3850 | 0.04559 | 187 | 129 | 44 | 14 |
798 | It happens sometimes when the cold sour cream hits the hot chili. | 1.3850 | 0.04621 | 187 | 130 | 42 | 15 |
799 | I suppose I don’t need to blow on it now | 1.3850 | 0.04683 | 187 | 131 | 40 | 16 |
800 | And for dessert, funnel cake | 1.3850 | 0.04351 | 200 | 137 | 49 | 14 |
801 | And how is the "No Place Like Home" soup? | 1.3846 | 0.05174 | 169 | 122 | 29 | 18 |
802 | Is FEMA aware of this dish? | 1.3846 | 0.04376 | 182 | 122 | 50 | 10 |
803 | Actually, I ordered the category 4. | 1.3846 | 0.04545 | 195 | 136 | 43 | 16 |
804 | And stop telling me it's just a fennel cloud. | 1.3846 | 0.04660 | 195 | 138 | 39 | 18 |
805 | The president's climate panel assures us it's nothing to worry about. | 1.3846 | 0.04367 | 195 | 133 | 49 | 13 |
806 | Midwestern food isn't really up my alley. | 1.3846 | 0.04597 | 169 | 114 | 45 | 10 |
807 | I ordered Fennel soup. This is Funnel soup. | 1.3846 | 0.04899 | 182 | 130 | 34 | 18 |
808 | Not funnel...Fennel ! | 1.3842 | 0.04629 | 190 | 133 | 41 | 16 |
809 | And just before serving, the chef adds his special twist. | 1.3842 | 0.04689 | 190 | 134 | 39 | 17 |
810 | Now maybe the Republicans will believe it. | 1.3842 | 0.04935 | 177 | 126 | 34 | 17 |
811 | Never mind that, you're certain it's gluten free? | 1.3838 | 0.04663 | 198 | 141 | 38 | 19 |
812 | I distinctly ordered the FENNEL soup! | 1.3838 | 0.04655 | 185 | 129 | 41 | 15 |
813 | On second thought, I'll have a salad instead. | 1.3837 | 0.04689 | 172 | 118 | 42 | 12 |
814 | Dorothy should arrive any minute. She'll have the salmon. | 1.3837 | 0.04902 | 172 | 121 | 36 | 15 |
815 | I really don't mind stirring it myself. | 1.3834 | 0.04335 | 193 | 131 | 50 | 12 |
816 | Last week you served me a tempest in a teapot. Now this ! | 1.3834 | 0.04807 | 193 | 139 | 34 | 20 |
817 | Is Dorothy cooking tonight? | 1.3833 | 0.04810 | 180 | 127 | 37 | 16 |
818 | I ordered the fennel, not the funnel soup! | 1.3832 | 0.04860 | 167 | 116 | 38 | 13 |
819 | Excuse me, waiter? I ordered the tsunami. | 1.3830 | 0.04601 | 188 | 131 | 42 | 15 |
820 | A soup spoon and an anemometer, please. | 1.3830 | 0.04663 | 188 | 132 | 40 | 16 |
821 | Could you close the window? | 1.3830 | 0.04663 | 188 | 132 | 40 | 16 |
822 | We decided to give today's soup a bit of a twist. | 1.3830 | 0.04281 | 188 | 126 | 52 | 10 |
823 | Thanks, but I could have blown on it myself. | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
824 | THIS is your “Stormy Daniels” entrée ? | 1.3829 | 0.04633 | 175 | 120 | 43 | 12 |
825 | Yes, it is locally sourced. | 1.3825 | 0.04689 | 183 | 128 | 40 | 15 |
826 | Do you have any F1 sauce? | 1.3825 | 0.04559 | 183 | 126 | 44 | 13 |
827 | I hear the food here has been causing quite a stir. | 1.3825 | 0.04559 | 183 | 126 | 44 | 13 |
828 | Where I come from they spin clockwise. | 1.3824 | 0.04175 | 204 | 138 | 54 | 12 |
829 | I see the chef is from Kansas. | 1.3824 | 0.04651 | 170 | 116 | 43 | 11 |
830 | I wanted a twist of lemon. | 1.3824 | 0.04400 | 204 | 142 | 46 | 16 |
831 | There must be some mistake. I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3824 | 0.05080 | 170 | 122 | 31 | 17 |
832 | I asked for a Category 5. This is Category 2, tops. | 1.3822 | 0.04345 | 225 | 160 | 44 | 21 |
833 | Could I have this in a take-out box? | 1.3822 | 0.04609 | 191 | 134 | 41 | 16 |
834 | I had to substitute, sir. We are out of Tempest in a Teapot. | 1.3822 | 0.04727 | 191 | 136 | 37 | 18 |
835 | Sir, it’s our Midwestern Clam Chowder. | 1.3820 | 0.04847 | 178 | 126 | 36 | 16 |
836 | Yes, you told me...several times. But I thought you were saying "tomato." | 1.3817 | 0.04634 | 186 | 130 | 41 | 15 |
837 | I asked for the funnel cake. | 1.3817 | 0.04634 | 186 | 130 | 41 | 15 |
838 | I'd prefer my tempest in a teacup. | 1.3815 | 0.05014 | 173 | 124 | 32 | 17 |
839 | Waiter, I believe I ordered the TOURNEDOS of beef. | 1.3814 | 0.04439 | 194 | 134 | 46 | 14 |
840 | May I please have this to go? | 1.3812 | 0.04852 | 181 | 129 | 35 | 17 |
841 | I probably should have asked what "nuage en entonnoir" means before ordering. | 1.3812 | 0.04852 | 181 | 129 | 35 | 17 |
842 | Minor compared to dinner with my wife. | 1.3812 | 0.04658 | 181 | 126 | 41 | 14 |
843 | Impressive but I actually ordered the tournedo. | 1.3812 | 0.04429 | 202 | 141 | 45 | 16 |
844 | I think the "vortex of flavor" description was an understatement. | 1.3810 | 0.04936 | 189 | 138 | 30 | 21 |
845 | Once contained it’s delicious. | 1.3810 | 0.04148 | 210 | 143 | 54 | 13 |
846 | Where’s the basement? | 1.3807 | 0.04564 | 197 | 139 | 41 | 17 |
847 | Does this look like it's counterclockwise to you? | 1.3807 | 0.04507 | 197 | 138 | 43 | 16 |
848 | There must be some mistake. I ordered a tempest in a teapot. | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
849 | I believe Toto and Dorothy will be joining me. | 1.3806 | 0.05280 | 155 | 111 | 29 | 15 |
850 | This soup really sucks. | 1.3805 | 0.04437 | 205 | 144 | 44 | 17 |
851 | What's for dessert? An avalanche? | 1.3805 | 0.04749 | 205 | 150 | 32 | 23 |
852 | Yes sir; in Australia it stirs counter clockwise. | 1.3804 | 0.04604 | 184 | 128 | 42 | 14 |
853 | I distinctly ordered the tsunami. | 1.3804 | 0.04406 | 184 | 125 | 48 | 11 |
854 | I’m cumulonimbus-free. | 1.3804 | 0.04731 | 184 | 130 | 38 | 16 |
855 | Wow. The chef whipped this up just for me? | 1.3798 | 0.04173 | 208 | 142 | 53 | 13 |
856 | Well, yes, the fly is gone, but ... | 1.3797 | 0.04737 | 187 | 133 | 37 | 17 |
857 | Actually, I said tomato. | 1.3797 | 0.04857 | 187 | 135 | 33 | 19 |
858 | I see now why you call it the "Auntie Em Soup". | 1.3797 | 0.04487 | 187 | 129 | 45 | 13 |
859 | Let me guess...climate change? | 1.3791 | 0.04571 | 182 | 126 | 43 | 13 |
860 | How did you get Auntie Em's recipe?! | 1.3791 | 0.04766 | 182 | 129 | 37 | 16 |
861 | Is this vegan? | 1.3791 | 0.04637 | 182 | 127 | 41 | 14 |
862 | He’s a regular wizard in the kitchen. | 1.3789 | 0.04561 | 190 | 133 | 42 | 15 |
863 | If the first course doesn’t blow you away, the second will shock you to death | 1.3789 | 0.04622 | 190 | 134 | 40 | 16 |
864 | I said "in a teapot." | 1.3788 | 0.04489 | 198 | 139 | 43 | 16 |
865 | I specifically ordered the counter-clockwise. | 1.3788 | 0.04373 | 198 | 137 | 47 | 14 |
866 | I changed my mind. I'll have the Gumbo. | 1.3788 | 0.04373 | 198 | 137 | 47 | 14 |
867 | For twenty-five dollars I expect a monsoon. | 1.3787 | 0.05028 | 169 | 121 | 32 | 16 |
868 | I think I might need a few extra napkins. | 1.3786 | 0.04472 | 206 | 146 | 42 | 18 |
869 | But I ordered the cloudy with a chance of meatballs... | 1.3786 | 0.04365 | 206 | 144 | 46 | 16 |
870 | The soup has turned. | 1.3785 | 0.04928 | 177 | 127 | 33 | 17 |
871 | Excuse me, waiter, but there's an eye in my soup. | 1.3785 | 0.04862 | 177 | 126 | 35 | 16 |
872 | Your fresh-ground-pepper guy has anger management issues. | 1.3784 | 0.04894 | 185 | 134 | 32 | 19 |
873 | Yes, sir, everything on our menu is farm razed. | 1.3780 | 0.05138 | 164 | 118 | 30 | 16 |
874 | Actually, I prefer my tempest in a teapot. | 1.3779 | 0.04824 | 172 | 121 | 37 | 14 |
875 | The chef thought it would pair nicely with the tournedos of beef. | 1.3777 | 0.04894 | 188 | 137 | 31 | 20 |
876 | I’m sorry, I hate to make a fuss, but..... what the fuck is this?!! | 1.3776 | 0.04800 | 196 | 143 | 32 | 21 |
877 | Waiter! My soup’s on the fly! | 1.3776 | 0.04342 | 196 | 135 | 48 | 13 |
878 | Waiter, I asked for Category 2, not Category 5. | 1.3776 | 0.04577 | 196 | 139 | 40 | 17 |
879 | Could I trouble you for a napkin? | 1.3775 | 0.04338 | 204 | 142 | 47 | 15 |
880 | Waiter, there's an itsy-bitsy spider climbing up my waterspout. | 1.3774 | 0.04329 | 212 | 149 | 46 | 17 |
881 | Do you think FEMA will be covering dessert? | 1.3770 | 0.04808 | 183 | 131 | 35 | 17 |
882 | Our soup of the day comes with a twist. | 1.3770 | 0.04617 | 183 | 128 | 41 | 14 |
883 | I’m sorry, but I ordered the Tempest in a Teacup. | 1.3770 | 0.04602 | 191 | 135 | 40 | 16 |
884 | There's a mobile home in my soup. | 1.3770 | 0.04662 | 191 | 136 | 38 | 17 |
885 | I would ask you to put it in a doggy bag, but I live in a trailer park. | 1.3770 | 0.04662 | 191 | 136 | 38 | 17 |
886 | On second thought, I'll take the salad. | 1.3770 | 0.04481 | 191 | 133 | 44 | 14 |
887 | Did I mispronounce Tomato? | 1.3769 | 0.04527 | 199 | 141 | 41 | 17 |
888 | I think this soup has a bit too much going on for my taste. | 1.3768 | 0.04348 | 207 | 145 | 46 | 16 |
889 | ‘Locally sourced?’ It’s not even tornado season. | 1.3768 | 0.04294 | 207 | 144 | 48 | 15 |
890 | No, I distinctly said "tomato" soup. | 1.3764 | 0.04499 | 178 | 122 | 45 | 11 |
891 | I asked for FENNEL soup not funnel soup. | 1.3764 | 0.04706 | 178 | 125 | 39 | 14 |
892 | I ordered tomato,not tornado. | 1.3764 | 0.04773 | 178 | 126 | 37 | 15 |
893 | Somebody in Kansas better like vishysoisse. | 1.3764 | 0.04773 | 178 | 126 | 37 | 15 |
894 | You expect me to believe you only warmed it by four degrees? | 1.3764 | 0.04428 | 178 | 121 | 47 | 10 |
895 | Frankly, this soup is a real disaster. | 1.3764 | 0.04904 | 178 | 128 | 33 | 17 |
896 | I'm not in Kansas anymore, am I? | 1.3763 | 0.04301 | 186 | 126 | 50 | 10 |
897 | I read you put a new spin on the gazpacho. | 1.3763 | 0.04432 | 194 | 135 | 45 | 14 |
898 | This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted it to go. | 1.3763 | 0.04609 | 194 | 138 | 39 | 17 |
899 | Chef prides himself on farm-to-table. | 1.3763 | 0.04550 | 194 | 137 | 41 | 16 |
900 | Could I get a side of insurance? | 1.3762 | 0.04640 | 202 | 146 | 36 | 20 |
901 | I thought you said wild fennel not wind funnel... | 1.3758 | 0.05427 | 149 | 108 | 26 | 15 |
902 | Sir, I ordered tomato soup, to..ma..to. | 1.3758 | 0.04965 | 165 | 117 | 34 | 14 |
903 | I thought you said this was a vegan soup? I just saw a cow fly by. | 1.3757 | 0.04716 | 181 | 128 | 38 | 15 |
904 | No, I clearly said 'tomato' soup. | 1.3757 | 0.05031 | 181 | 133 | 28 | 20 |
905 | 'Minestrone', not 'maelstrom'! | 1.3757 | 0.04716 | 181 | 128 | 38 | 15 |
906 | Global warming, sir. I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. | 1.3757 | 0.04907 | 181 | 131 | 32 | 18 |
907 | I told you I was under an AC vent! | 1.3757 | 0.04635 | 189 | 134 | 39 | 16 |
908 | I thought you said seasoned with FENNEL. | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 189 | 132 | 43 | 14 |
909 | You wrongly assured me this soup was vegan. I just saw a witch on a bicycle and a cow fly by. | 1.3756 | 0.04500 | 197 | 139 | 42 | 16 |
910 | When I said your hot noodle and cold gazpacho soup sounded like a recipe for disaster, I was speaking figuratively. | 1.3756 | 0.04670 | 197 | 142 | 36 | 19 |
911 | I thought you said ‘sprout’ not ‘spout.’ | 1.3750 | 0.04596 | 184 | 129 | 41 | 14 |
912 | I just want to double-check: It's gluten-free, right? | 1.3750 | 0.04700 | 192 | 138 | 36 | 18 |
913 | I didn't come here for fast food | 1.3750 | 0.04600 | 168 | 115 | 43 | 10 |
914 | Clearly you don't understand the difference between a Catgeory 3 and a Category 4 bisque. | 1.3750 | 0.05074 | 160 | 114 | 32 | 14 |
915 | Farm Disaster to Table | 1.3750 | 0.05036 | 192 | 144 | 24 | 24 |
916 | Is something wrong, sir? | 1.3750 | 0.04532 | 176 | 121 | 44 | 11 |
917 | Sir requested a game soup, this one's Twister. | 1.3750 | 0.04641 | 192 | 137 | 38 | 17 |
918 | If you don't like the soup, just click your heels together three times... | 1.3750 | 0.04337 | 200 | 139 | 47 | 14 |
919 | I thought it was fennel soup | 1.3750 | 0.04660 | 184 | 130 | 39 | 15 |
920 | This soup literally sucks | 1.3750 | 0.04900 | 168 | 119 | 35 | 14 |
921 | When you bring the main course I'll be hiding under the table. | 1.3750 | 0.04660 | 184 | 130 | 39 | 15 |
922 | It's not blowing me away. | 1.3750 | 0.04603 | 176 | 122 | 42 | 12 |
923 | I think you misheard me. I ordered TOMATO bisque. | 1.3750 | 0.04489 | 208 | 149 | 40 | 19 |
924 | I love ordering from the kids menu. | 1.3744 | 0.04391 | 211 | 150 | 43 | 18 |
925 | I like it. Tomato soup, but with a twist. | 1.3744 | 0.04353 | 195 | 135 | 47 | 13 |
926 | Yes, but is it kosher? | 1.3744 | 0.04229 | 195 | 133 | 51 | 11 |
927 | If I click my heals 3 times where do I go? | 1.3744 | 0.04759 | 195 | 142 | 33 | 20 |
928 | Well, it's over my soup, so technically it's a waterspout. | 1.3744 | 0.04413 | 195 | 136 | 45 | 14 |
929 | Volcano cake for dessert, sir? | 1.3743 | 0.04606 | 187 | 132 | 40 | 15 |
930 | The menu did say "farm-to-table" | 1.3743 | 0.04790 | 187 | 135 | 34 | 18 |
931 | You like tornado. I like tomato. Let's call the whole meal off. | 1.3743 | 0.05047 | 171 | 124 | 30 | 17 |
932 | I swear I did not click my heels. | 1.3743 | 0.04469 | 171 | 116 | 46 | 9 |
933 | It's not blowing me away like the guy on yelp said. | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
934 | Compliments to the chef, but I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3737 | 0.04554 | 190 | 134 | 41 | 15 |
935 | I ordered the el nino. | 1.3736 | 0.04563 | 182 | 127 | 42 | 13 |
936 | No, I requested TOMATO soup! | 1.3736 | 0.04884 | 182 | 132 | 32 | 18 |
937 | The chef likes to put his own twist on the dish. | 1.3736 | 0.04565 | 174 | 120 | 43 | 11 |
938 | When you said the tournedos au poivre were impressive, you weren't exaggerating. | 1.3736 | 0.04915 | 174 | 125 | 33 | 16 |
939 | Every time I wear a new tie... | 1.3733 | 0.04202 | 217 | 152 | 49 | 16 |
940 | This meal is designed to blow you away | 1.3731 | 0.04489 | 201 | 143 | 41 | 17 |
941 | My soup spoon seems to have vanished and I fear my other utensils may be at risk. | 1.3731 | 0.04563 | 193 | 137 | 40 | 16 |
942 | Waiter, I think my soup's not in Kansas anymore. | 1.3731 | 0.04737 | 193 | 140 | 34 | 19 |
943 | I don't think this soup is in Kansas anymore. | 1.3731 | 0.04849 | 193 | 142 | 30 | 21 |
944 | I specifically ordered the category 3 soup. | 1.3730 | 0.04445 | 185 | 128 | 45 | 12 |
945 | The wine is excellent but the soup is a disaster. | 1.3728 | 0.04876 | 169 | 120 | 35 | 14 |
946 | Could you bring another spoon with a chain attached? | 1.3726 | 0.04424 | 212 | 152 | 41 | 19 |
947 | Could I have another napkin please ? | 1.3726 | 0.04322 | 212 | 150 | 45 | 17 |
948 | I specifically asked for the Category 5. | 1.3725 | 0.04654 | 204 | 149 | 34 | 21 |
949 | Waiter, There is something OZ about my soup. | 1.3725 | 0.04549 | 204 | 147 | 38 | 19 |
950 | Waiter, I thought you said the soup of the day was fennel! | 1.3725 | 0.04387 | 204 | 144 | 44 | 16 |
951 | There must have been some confusion....I ordered TOMATO soup. | 1.3724 | 0.04570 | 196 | 140 | 39 | 17 |
952 | The cumin appears to be clashing with the fennel. | 1.3723 | 0.04396 | 188 | 130 | 46 | 12 |
953 | Climate change really is affecting our food. | 1.3723 | 0.04523 | 188 | 132 | 42 | 14 |
954 | I just wanted a TWIST of lemon. | 1.3723 | 0.04648 | 188 | 134 | 38 | 16 |
955 | In the Southern Hemisphere, it spins in the opposite direction. | 1.3722 | 0.04663 | 180 | 127 | 39 | 14 |
956 | There seems to be some misunderstanding. I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3721 | 0.04744 | 172 | 121 | 38 | 13 |
957 | I dare you to describe this with a straight face | 1.3720 | 0.04552 | 207 | 150 | 37 | 20 |
958 | This is a strange twist! | 1.3720 | 0.04670 | 164 | 113 | 41 | 10 |
959 | May I have a bib? | 1.3719 | 0.04463 | 199 | 141 | 42 | 16 |
960 | Garcon, there's a piece of vinyl siding swimming in my soup! | 1.3719 | 0.04463 | 199 | 141 | 42 | 16 |
961 | I tried to make it a little extra exciting since you’re dining alone. | 1.3719 | 0.04169 | 199 | 136 | 52 | 11 |
962 | Is this disaster all-natural? | 1.3717 | 0.04534 | 191 | 135 | 41 | 15 |
963 | Now I'm sorry I complained about the fly. | 1.3717 | 0.04284 | 191 | 131 | 49 | 11 |
964 | Not what I expected when I said surprise me. | 1.3717 | 0.04654 | 191 | 137 | 37 | 17 |
965 | Is there a milder option? | 1.3717 | 0.04348 | 191 | 132 | 47 | 12 |
966 | I'm sure I said "tomato"... | 1.3717 | 0.04534 | 191 | 135 | 41 | 15 |
967 | Could I get an extra napkin, please? | 1.3717 | 0.04595 | 191 | 136 | 39 | 16 |
968 | The chef likes to serve seasonal dishes. | 1.3716 | 0.04608 | 183 | 129 | 40 | 14 |
969 | So “with a twist” was literal, huh? | 1.3716 | 0.04608 | 183 | 129 | 40 | 14 |
970 | Sorry about that sir. Tonight has just been a whirlwind | 1.3716 | 0.04608 | 183 | 129 | 40 | 14 |
971 | Waiter, there's debris in my soup. | 1.3716 | 0.04737 | 183 | 131 | 36 | 16 |
972 | Correct me if I'm wrong, is that a barn flying in my soup? | 1.3714 | 0.04755 | 175 | 124 | 37 | 14 |
973 | I can't even imagine what your funnel cake must be like. | 1.3714 | 0.04543 | 175 | 121 | 43 | 11 |
974 | This is going in my Review! Review: The chicken was dry and overcooked, the lobster dish was disappointingly one dimensional, and the soup was an absolute natural disaster. | 1.3711 | 0.04772 | 194 | 142 | 32 | 20 |
975 | I’m very sorry, sir. Perhaps a butterfly just flapped its wings in Asia. | 1.3710 | 0.04864 | 186 | 136 | 31 | 19 |
976 | Today's soup has a twist. | 1.3710 | 0.04360 | 186 | 128 | 47 | 11 |
977 | You heard tornado, but I said potato. | 1.3710 | 0.04491 | 186 | 130 | 43 | 13 |
978 | The chef's putting a new spin on soup. | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
979 | gotta say - I'd have preferred a fly | 1.3710 | 0.04426 | 186 | 129 | 45 | 12 |
980 | I honestly never send food back, but... | 1.3709 | 0.04201 | 213 | 149 | 49 | 15 |
981 | You had a question about the funnel cake, sir? | 1.3709 | 0.04040 | 213 | 146 | 55 | 12 |
982 | Compliments to the chef meteorologist. | 1.3708 | 0.04347 | 178 | 121 | 48 | 9 |
983 | I distinctly remember ordering a Category 1. | 1.3708 | 0.04896 | 178 | 129 | 32 | 17 |
984 | I wouldn't really call this 'comfort' food. | 1.3706 | 0.04317 | 197 | 137 | 47 | 13 |
985 | This is not what I envisioned when you said, "Give it a whirl." | 1.3706 | 0.04376 | 197 | 138 | 45 | 14 |
986 | Waiter, this soup is a Category 5 disaster. | 1.3706 | 0.04317 | 197 | 137 | 47 | 13 |
987 | Let's try again. You say potato, I say potahto. You say tornado, I say tournado? | 1.3704 | 0.04627 | 189 | 135 | 38 | 16 |
988 | Yes I stirred it. It's still too hot. | 1.3702 | 0.04430 | 208 | 149 | 41 | 18 |
989 | I'll just have a salad, and then I'm off to see the Wizard. | 1.3702 | 0.04707 | 181 | 129 | 37 | 15 |
990 | Ohhhh, you thought I said "fennel" soup. | 1.3702 | 0.04772 | 181 | 130 | 35 | 16 |
991 | I told you I'm a tornado chaser, not a tornado taster! | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
992 | Could I get some bread, plywood, and a hand-crank radio? | 1.3700 | 0.04388 | 200 | 141 | 44 | 15 |
993 | Tempest de jour. | 1.3696 | 0.04389 | 184 | 127 | 46 | 11 |
994 | You say tornado, I say tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off. | 1.3696 | 0.04901 | 184 | 135 | 30 | 19 |
995 | At least the fly is gone, sir. | 1.3695 | 0.04507 | 203 | 146 | 39 | 18 |
996 | You misunderstood. I said tomato soup. | 1.3693 | 0.05000 | 176 | 129 | 29 | 18 |
997 | I asked the chef to add a little fennel | 1.3693 | 0.04801 | 176 | 126 | 35 | 15 |
998 | I'd like to send back this bisque. It's turned. | 1.3693 | 0.04934 | 176 | 128 | 31 | 17 |
999 | What happened to my croutons? | 1.3692 | 0.04284 | 195 | 135 | 48 | 12 |
1000 | This is a mistake. I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3692 | 0.04582 | 195 | 140 | 38 | 17 |
1001 | You brought me the wrong drink. I ordered a hurricane. | 1.3692 | 0.04807 | 195 | 144 | 30 | 21 |
1002 | That’s it? The chef recommends sheltering in place? | 1.3692 | 0.04284 | 195 | 135 | 48 | 12 |
1003 | How does that sound anything like 'tomato'? | 1.3692 | 0.04524 | 195 | 139 | 40 | 16 |
1004 | It's clever, but it will never replace the chocolate fountain. | 1.3692 | 0.04582 | 195 | 140 | 38 | 17 |
1005 | Perhaps you’d prefer the funnel cake. (Please underline the word “cake”.) | 1.3690 | 0.04891 | 168 | 120 | 34 | 14 |
1006 | I'm not a scientist, but I think there's a weather event in my soup. | 1.3690 | 0.04341 | 187 | 129 | 47 | 11 |
1007 | It spins the opposite way in Australia. | 1.3687 | 0.04540 | 179 | 125 | 42 | 12 |
1008 | "This is why restaurants in trailer parks never succeed." | 1.3687 | 0.04399 | 179 | 123 | 46 | 10 |
1009 | It's too much drama for a soup | 1.3684 | 0.04422 | 190 | 133 | 44 | 13 |
1010 | I ordered the thai phoon, not the tornadolini. | 1.3684 | 0.04360 | 209 | 149 | 43 | 17 |
1011 | I know my wife ordered a mudslide but where is she? | 1.3684 | 0.04829 | 171 | 122 | 35 | 14 |
1012 | I need to speak with your meteorologist! | 1.3684 | 0.04546 | 190 | 135 | 40 | 15 |
1013 | I can only imagine the tempest in your teapot. | 1.3684 | 0.04684 | 171 | 120 | 39 | 12 |
1014 | On second thought I'll go for the mixed greens. | 1.3684 | 0.04757 | 171 | 121 | 37 | 13 |
1015 | I'd say that's a little bit more than just"a twist on traditional clam chowder" | 1.3684 | 0.04610 | 171 | 119 | 41 | 11 |
1016 | I asked for this in a teapot" | 1.3684 | 0.04412 | 209 | 150 | 41 | 18 |
1017 | Can I order this to go? | 1.3682 | 0.04426 | 201 | 143 | 42 | 16 |
1018 | -We call it the Dorothy special. | 1.3681 | 0.04763 | 163 | 114 | 38 | 11 |
1019 | I said a "can of soup," not a "Kansas soup!" | 1.3679 | 0.04367 | 212 | 152 | 42 | 18 |
1020 | I'll pass on the soup thank you- it gives me terrible wind. | 1.3679 | 0.04248 | 193 | 133 | 49 | 11 |
1021 | Looks like you've made enhancements to your farm-to-table offerings. | 1.3679 | 0.03986 | 193 | 129 | 57 | 7 |
1022 | This dish will blow you away! | 1.3679 | 0.04555 | 193 | 138 | 39 | 16 |
1023 | Should I say when? | 1.3679 | 0.04311 | 193 | 134 | 47 | 12 |
1024 | Can I trouble you for some more crackers? Mine blew away. | 1.3678 | 0.05170 | 174 | 130 | 24 | 20 |
1025 | I think the miniature red shoes are a tad over the top. | 1.3676 | 0.04268 | 204 | 143 | 47 | 14 |
1026 | This is a new twist on the bisque! | 1.3676 | 0.04268 | 204 | 143 | 47 | 14 |
1027 | Yes, I come here regularly; there's no place like home. There's no place like home. | 1.3676 | 0.04502 | 185 | 130 | 42 | 13 |
1028 | Now bring me salt and pepper and a tiny wicked witch. | 1.3675 | 0.05004 | 166 | 120 | 31 | 15 |
1029 | And what’s for dessert, the Milky Way? | 1.3673 | 0.04446 | 196 | 139 | 42 | 15 |
1030 | I think I might have stirred my soup too fast. | 1.3673 | 0.04266 | 196 | 136 | 48 | 12 |
1031 | Do you have anything less political? | 1.3672 | 0.04711 | 177 | 126 | 37 | 14 |
1032 | Waiter, I could fly in my soup. | 1.3672 | 0.04778 | 177 | 127 | 35 | 15 |
1033 | Would you like a bib,sir? | 1.3672 | 0.04778 | 177 | 127 | 35 | 15 |
1034 | Our ingredients are locally sourced from the Gulf, sir. | 1.3671 | 0.04280 | 207 | 146 | 46 | 15 |
1035 | 'There's a little twist in the recipe.' | 1.3670 | 0.04820 | 188 | 138 | 31 | 19 |
1036 | That’s quite a spin you put on the soup of the day. | 1.3670 | 0.04256 | 188 | 129 | 49 | 10 |
1037 | I believe I ordered fennel soup, not funnel soup. | 1.3669 | 0.04645 | 169 | 118 | 40 | 11 |
1038 | Frankly, I preferred the fly. | 1.3668 | 0.04398 | 199 | 141 | 43 | 15 |
1039 | It may be a natural disaster, but is it fresh? | 1.3667 | 0.04519 | 180 | 126 | 42 | 12 |
1040 | May I be moved to your basement section ? | 1.3667 | 0.04380 | 180 | 124 | 46 | 10 |
1041 | This won’t make my stomach turn will it? | 1.3667 | 0.04127 | 210 | 146 | 51 | 13 |
1042 | Yes, I think I will need more croutons. | 1.3665 | 0.04465 | 191 | 135 | 42 | 14 |
1043 | Quick! To the wine cellar! | 1.3665 | 0.04340 | 191 | 133 | 46 | 12 |
1044 | I'm afraid there's a mix up. I ordered the fennel soup. | 1.3665 | 0.04526 | 191 | 136 | 40 | 15 |
1045 | On second thought, I'd prefer indoor seating. | 1.3665 | 0.04587 | 191 | 137 | 38 | 16 |
1046 | Kudos to the chef for sourcing what's in season." | 1.3663 | 0.04352 | 202 | 143 | 44 | 15 |
1047 | Wait until you try the soup. It will blow you away! | 1.3663 | 0.04179 | 202 | 140 | 50 | 12 |
1048 | I ordered the Tsunami bowl | 1.3663 | 0.04626 | 202 | 148 | 34 | 20 |
1049 | Our special has taken the restaurant by storm. | 1.3663 | 0.04806 | 172 | 123 | 35 | 14 |
1050 | Isn’t this served with ruby slippers? | 1.3663 | 0.04361 | 172 | 117 | 47 | 8 |
1051 | There's been a misunderstanding. I ordered the Tempest in a Teacup. | 1.3661 | 0.04729 | 183 | 132 | 35 | 16 |
1052 | Sir, I warned you not to blow on the soup | 1.3661 | 0.04600 | 183 | 130 | 39 | 14 |
1053 | I distinctly said 'calm chowder'! | 1.3660 | 0.04535 | 194 | 139 | 39 | 16 |
1054 | I wanted upscale dining with a twist, not a twister! | 1.3659 | 0.04895 | 164 | 117 | 34 | 13 |
1055 | There's a metaphor in my miso. | 1.3659 | 0.05119 | 164 | 120 | 28 | 16 |
1056 | So this is what you meant by "Category Pho" | 1.3659 | 0.04194 | 205 | 143 | 49 | 13 |
1057 | Could I be seated at another table? I feel a draft. | 1.3657 | 0.04048 | 216 | 150 | 53 | 13 |
1058 | I asked for *tournedos*. | 1.3656 | 0.04610 | 186 | 133 | 38 | 15 |
1059 | Global warming certainly is getting harder to ignore. | 1.3656 | 0.04547 | 186 | 132 | 40 | 14 |
1060 | But you ordered “something with a twist in it”. | 1.3654 | 0.04152 | 208 | 145 | 50 | 13 |
1061 | No, no! I ordered the martini with a twist! | 1.3654 | 0.04370 | 208 | 149 | 42 | 17 |
1062 | So this is why you call it "Kansas chicken soup"? | 1.3653 | 0.04756 | 167 | 118 | 37 | 12 |
1063 | So is this climate, or weather? | 1.3652 | 0.04621 | 178 | 126 | 39 | 13 |
1064 | I’ll tell you the problem. You forgot the spoon. | 1.3652 | 0.04551 | 178 | 125 | 41 | 12 |
1065 | This used to be a seasonal dish but now it’s on the menu year-round. | 1.3652 | 0.04410 | 178 | 123 | 45 | 10 |
1066 | I ordered Thai food, not typhoon. | 1.3651 | 0.04558 | 189 | 135 | 39 | 15 |
1067 | I think you may have misheard me. I ordered tomato,not tornado. | 1.3651 | 0.04238 | 189 | 130 | 49 | 10 |
1068 | I asked for luke warm, not global warm. | 1.3651 | 0.04680 | 189 | 137 | 35 | 17 |
1069 | Can't wait to see what the chef whips up for dessert! | 1.3651 | 0.04171 | 189 | 129 | 51 | 9 |
1070 | I don't usually send things back, but I think I just saw a flying cow in my soup. | 1.3651 | 0.04496 | 189 | 134 | 41 | 14 |
1071 | Well, frankly, I preferred the fly. | 1.3650 | 0.04437 | 200 | 143 | 41 | 16 |
1072 | It's flown in fresh daily. | 1.3646 | 0.04289 | 181 | 124 | 48 | 9 |
1073 | This is a tornado in a tureen. I ORDERED the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3646 | 0.04764 | 181 | 131 | 34 | 16 |
1074 | Excuse me, but I ordered mine counter-clockwise. | 1.3646 | 0.04685 | 192 | 140 | 34 | 18 |
1075 | " It's the chef 's idea to welcome tourists to Oklahoma." | 1.3645 | 0.04607 | 203 | 149 | 34 | 20 |
1076 | Excuse me, but I believe I ordered the beef tornadoes. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
1077 | Climate change is affecting everything | 1.3642 | 0.04836 | 151 | 105 | 37 | 9 |
1078 | The chowder appears to be a bit turbulent today sir. Would you prefer a more tranquil bisque? | 1.3642 | 0.04696 | 162 | 113 | 39 | 10 |
1079 | Sir, I believe the chef forgot the flying cow. | 1.3642 | 0.05088 | 162 | 118 | 29 | 15 |
1080 | Too late to get it to go? | 1.3642 | 0.04921 | 173 | 126 | 31 | 16 |
1081 | And for dessert I’ll have the Polar Vortex. | 1.3641 | 0.04514 | 184 | 130 | 41 | 13 |
1082 | This is why we always ask our guests not to stir their soup counterclockwise and blow on it at the same time. | 1.3641 | 0.04516 | 195 | 140 | 39 | 16 |
1083 | You’re still in Kansas. It’s just how we serve our soup. | 1.3641 | 0.04337 | 195 | 137 | 45 | 13 |
1084 | Last week it was a tempest in a teapot. | 1.3641 | 0.04337 | 195 | 137 | 45 | 13 |
1085 | It twirls the other way in the southern hemisphere. | 1.3641 | 0.04275 | 195 | 136 | 47 | 12 |
1086 | Sir, the menu did specify tomato soup with a twist. | 1.3636 | 0.04513 | 176 | 123 | 42 | 11 |
1087 | May I have the soup with the fly instead? | 1.3636 | 0.04513 | 176 | 123 | 42 | 11 |
1088 | I think I stirred my soup too fast. | 1.3636 | 0.04350 | 198 | 140 | 44 | 14 |
1089 | I distinctly ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3636 | 0.05120 | 176 | 132 | 24 | 20 |
1090 | What do you mean 'Why are you sending this back?' | 1.3636 | 0.04524 | 198 | 143 | 38 | 17 |
1091 | Waiter, there's a Rapture in my soup. | 1.3636 | 0.04353 | 209 | 150 | 42 | 17 |
1092 | It's supposed to be in a teapot. | 1.3636 | 0.04713 | 187 | 136 | 34 | 17 |
1093 | I thought 'funnel purée' was a typo | 1.3632 | 0.04659 | 190 | 138 | 35 | 17 |
1094 | I asked for the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3631 | 0.04992 | 179 | 133 | 27 | 19 |
1095 | I wanted it in a teapot. | 1.3631 | 0.04865 | 179 | 131 | 31 | 17 |
1096 | Now I see what the Zagat review meant about the bisque causing quite a stir. | 1.3631 | 0.04390 | 179 | 124 | 45 | 10 |
1097 | I said, "kale soup," not gale soup. | 1.3631 | 0.04800 | 179 | 130 | 33 | 16 |
1098 | Excuse me, I ordered the funnel cake, not the funnel cloud. | 1.3626 | 0.04677 | 182 | 131 | 36 | 15 |
1099 | I said "tournedos." | 1.3626 | 0.04546 | 182 | 129 | 40 | 13 |
1100 | Yes, but I THOUGHT it said 'Tournedos' of beef... | 1.3626 | 0.04890 | 171 | 124 | 32 | 15 |
1101 | Would you mind turning down the air conditioning just a bit? | 1.3626 | 0.04600 | 171 | 120 | 40 | 11 |
1102 | I actually ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3623 | 0.04538 | 207 | 152 | 35 | 20 |
1103 | This soup will blow you away. | 1.3622 | 0.04258 | 196 | 137 | 47 | 12 |
1104 | I think I blew too hard. | 1.3622 | 0.04428 | 185 | 130 | 43 | 12 |
1105 | Be careful. The plate’s hot | 1.3622 | 0.04559 | 185 | 132 | 39 | 14 |
1106 | Waiter, the eye is in my soup! | 1.3622 | 0.04870 | 185 | 137 | 29 | 19 |
1107 | I changed my mind about the Oreo blizzard. | 1.3621 | 0.04897 | 174 | 127 | 31 | 16 |
1108 | I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.3621 | 0.04897 | 174 | 127 | 31 | 16 |
1109 | Yes, I'll mention it to the chef. | 1.3621 | 0.04472 | 174 | 121 | 43 | 10 |
1110 | Can I be moved? I feel a draft. | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
1111 | Waiter, this can't be kosher. | 1.3621 | 0.04760 | 174 | 125 | 35 | 14 |
1112 | I may have blown on it too hard. | 1.3619 | 0.04229 | 210 | 149 | 46 | 15 |
1113 | Category Phó ? | 1.3619 | 0.04388 | 210 | 152 | 40 | 18 |
1114 | Don't you think you're overdoing the farm-to-table craze? | 1.3618 | 0.04448 | 199 | 143 | 40 | 16 |
1115 | I've heard of farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous! | 1.3617 | 0.04379 | 188 | 132 | 44 | 12 |
1116 | It's a twist on a classic. | 1.3616 | 0.04492 | 177 | 124 | 42 | 11 |
1117 | Sir, that is not a tornado since it is not over land. I would suggest it is a waterspout or, more precisely, a soup-spout. | 1.3616 | 0.04769 | 177 | 128 | 34 | 15 |
1118 | This is really a new spin on soup! | 1.3614 | 0.04693 | 166 | 117 | 38 | 11 |
1119 | I ordered F5...this is barely F3 | 1.3614 | 0.04770 | 166 | 118 | 36 | 12 |
1120 | It's supposed to have bacon. Where's the bacon? | 1.3614 | 0.04400 | 202 | 145 | 41 | 16 |
1121 | May I offer you a seat in our cellar? | 1.3614 | 0.04511 | 202 | 147 | 37 | 18 |
1122 | There must be some mistake. I ordered tournedos. | 1.3613 | 0.04756 | 191 | 141 | 31 | 19 |
1123 | I swear. I didn’t even stir it. | 1.3613 | 0.04331 | 191 | 134 | 45 | 12 |
1124 | May I assume sir, that following the Cyclone Bisque you would like our Tournedos de Bouef? | 1.3611 | 0.04712 | 180 | 130 | 35 | 15 |
1125 | I don't have time to wait until this passes through. | 1.3611 | 0.04094 | 216 | 152 | 50 | 14 |
1126 | And stop calling me Dorothy! | 1.3610 | 0.04409 | 205 | 148 | 40 | 17 |
1127 | I ordered the Tournedos of Beef. | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
1128 | So, you're saying we're still in Kansas? | 1.3607 | 0.04525 | 183 | 130 | 40 | 13 |
1129 | I think I'd rather have the one that had the fly in it. | 1.3605 | 0.04936 | 172 | 126 | 30 | 16 |
1130 | I would like to cancel my crème brulée. | 1.3602 | 0.04787 | 186 | 137 | 31 | 18 |
1131 | Really it's all been a disaster. | 1.3602 | 0.04408 | 186 | 131 | 43 | 12 |
1132 | I'd like to reconsider the baked Alaska. | 1.3600 | 0.04806 | 175 | 127 | 33 | 15 |
1133 | But I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. | 1.3600 | 0.04667 | 175 | 125 | 37 | 13 |
1134 | Tempests are served in teapots, not soup bowls, you oaf! | 1.3600 | 0.04596 | 175 | 124 | 39 | 12 |
1135 | I‘m pretty sure I didn‘t order it with a twist. | 1.3600 | 0.04940 | 175 | 129 | 29 | 17 |
1136 | Are you saying this is what the reviews meant by 'phenomenal atmosphere'? | 1.3598 | 0.04424 | 189 | 134 | 42 | 13 |
1137 | Can you take it away? It's already sucked in my wallet. | 1.3596 | 0.04041 | 228 | 162 | 50 | 16 |
1138 | I’m gonna need more crackers. | 1.3596 | 0.04679 | 178 | 128 | 36 | 14 |
1139 | This usually comes in a teapot. | 1.3596 | 0.04943 | 178 | 132 | 28 | 18 |
1140 | Yeah? Well, you say tomato and I say tornado. Tomato, tornado... let's call the whole thing off." | 1.3594 | 0.04498 | 192 | 138 | 39 | 15 |
1141 | The soup's way too hot; the room's way too cold. What did you expect? | 1.3594 | 0.04558 | 192 | 139 | 37 | 16 |
1142 | No...I ordered the water sprouts. | 1.3593 | 0.04746 | 167 | 119 | 36 | 12 |
1143 | Now do you believe in climate change? | 1.3593 | 0.04669 | 167 | 118 | 38 | 11 |
1144 | I thought the tournedo would be beefier and less windy. | 1.3593 | 0.04512 | 167 | 116 | 42 | 9 |
1145 | I said tomato. TO-MA-TO! | 1.3591 | 0.04755 | 181 | 132 | 33 | 16 |
1146 | Yes, sir, it's so hot that it forms its own weather system. | 1.3590 | 0.04566 | 195 | 142 | 36 | 17 |
1147 | My apologies, I thought I heard 'tornado bisque' | 1.3589 | 0.04184 | 209 | 148 | 47 | 14 |
1148 | Excuse me. I thought I had ordered the TOMATO soup. | 1.3588 | 0.04459 | 170 | 118 | 43 | 9 |
1149 | Perhaps I pronounced Tournedos incorrectly, but this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3587 | 0.04823 | 184 | 136 | 30 | 18 |
1150 | To be authentic Tasmanian Devil soup should be spinning clockwise | 1.3584 | 0.04979 | 173 | 128 | 28 | 17 |
1151 | I ordered the salami, not the tsunami. | 1.3584 | 0.05113 | 173 | 130 | 24 | 19 |
1152 | The chef recommends you eat it under the table. | 1.3584 | 0.04979 | 173 | 128 | 28 | 17 |
1153 | Tell the chef that global warming is not an excuse. | 1.3583 | 0.04643 | 187 | 136 | 35 | 16 |
1154 | Not only does this soup suck. It blows! | 1.3583 | 0.04766 | 187 | 138 | 31 | 18 |
1155 | The chef put a new twist on it. | 1.3582 | 0.04297 | 201 | 143 | 44 | 14 |
1156 | I think I may need a couple dozen more napkins... | 1.3582 | 0.04238 | 201 | 142 | 46 | 13 |
1157 | I never said I wanted it to go. | 1.3582 | 0.04297 | 201 | 143 | 44 | 14 |
1158 | Waiter, there's an F1 in my soup! | 1.3580 | 0.04850 | 176 | 129 | 31 | 16 |
1159 | The review said this comes with hail. And a cow. | 1.3580 | 0.04503 | 176 | 124 | 41 | 11 |
1160 | I ordered a Category 2 soup. | 1.3579 | 0.04467 | 190 | 136 | 40 | 14 |
1161 | Î'd rather stir it myself, thanks. | 1.3578 | 0.04078 | 204 | 142 | 51 | 11 |
1162 | No, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. | 1.3578 | 0.04419 | 204 | 148 | 39 | 17 |
1163 | Waiter, there's something flying in my soup. | 1.3578 | 0.04364 | 204 | 147 | 41 | 16 |
1164 | It looks delicious, but I ordered fennel. | 1.3575 | 0.04234 | 179 | 123 | 48 | 8 |
1165 | Doesn't this usually come with a chaser? | 1.3575 | 0.04983 | 179 | 134 | 26 | 19 |
1166 | May I have a bib, please? | 1.3575 | 0.04231 | 193 | 135 | 47 | 11 |
1167 | Can I take this to go instead? | 1.3571 | 0.04488 | 196 | 142 | 38 | 16 |
1168 | I'd like a side order of hail. | 1.3571 | 0.04603 | 182 | 131 | 37 | 14 |
1169 | Kindly inform the chef: his high pressure cooker appears to be colliding with a low pressure system off the Gulf. | 1.3571 | 0.04331 | 182 | 127 | 45 | 10 |
1170 | I know I’ve had a few glasses of wine, but I believe my food is spinning. | 1.3571 | 0.04249 | 196 | 138 | 46 | 12 |
1171 | Well I am sure there was a fly in my soup just a moment ago! | 1.3571 | 0.04733 | 182 | 133 | 33 | 16 |
1172 | I'm sorry, but I ordered the aurora borealis. | 1.3571 | 0.04733 | 182 | 133 | 33 | 16 |
1173 | I’m detecting hints of cold dry polar air mixed with warm moist tropical air. | 1.3571 | 0.04536 | 182 | 130 | 39 | 13 |
1174 | You're right, I wasn't able to predict that. | 1.3568 | 0.04180 | 213 | 152 | 46 | 15 |
1175 | I believe I ordered “TOMATO” soup. | 1.3568 | 0.04608 | 199 | 147 | 33 | 19 |
1176 | Waiter, I distinctly ordered the fennel soup, not the funnel soup. | 1.3568 | 0.04265 | 199 | 141 | 45 | 13 |
1177 | I asked for fennel soup. With tournados of beef as my entree. | 1.3568 | 0.04382 | 199 | 143 | 41 | 15 |
1178 | May I also recommend the tournados of beef? | 1.3568 | 0.04324 | 199 | 142 | 43 | 14 |
1179 | It's a bit too strong for a category 2 bisque | 1.3568 | 0.04214 | 185 | 128 | 48 | 9 |
1180 | What happened to the little houses that I ordered with this soup? | 1.3567 | 0.04950 | 171 | 126 | 29 | 16 |
1181 | I ordered it shaken not stirred... | 1.3567 | 0.04950 | 171 | 126 | 29 | 16 |
1182 | I thought it might cool faster if I stirred it. | 1.3564 | 0.04162 | 202 | 142 | 48 | 12 |
1183 | Excuse me, but there's a fly in the eye of my soup. | 1.3564 | 0.04503 | 202 | 148 | 36 | 18 |
1184 | But I ordered a funnel 'cake' ! | 1.3564 | 0.04304 | 188 | 132 | 45 | 11 |
1185 | I meant to order fennel soup | 1.3564 | 0.04623 | 188 | 137 | 35 | 16 |
1186 | Excuse me, I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3563 | 0.04819 | 174 | 127 | 32 | 15 |
1187 | I ordered the tempest in the tea pot. | 1.3563 | 0.04955 | 174 | 129 | 28 | 17 |
1188 | We had come complaints when it was served in a teacup | 1.3561 | 0.04291 | 205 | 147 | 43 | 15 |
1189 | I said tomato. TOMATO soup. | 1.3561 | 0.04178 | 205 | 145 | 47 | 13 |
1190 | Very sorry sir—just another unintended consequence of climate change.” | 1.3561 | 0.04346 | 205 | 148 | 41 | 16 |
1191 | You can really taste the atmospheric instability. | 1.3561 | 0.04346 | 205 | 148 | 41 | 16 |
1192 | Never mind, it seems the itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout. | 1.3560 | 0.04570 | 191 | 139 | 36 | 16 |
1193 | Send my compliments to Glinda. | 1.3559 | 0.04410 | 177 | 124 | 43 | 10 |
1194 | Yes I need a spoon and a weather report would have been nice too! | 1.3558 | 0.04661 | 163 | 115 | 38 | 10 |
1195 | I assume this was sustainably harvested. | 1.3558 | 0.04302 | 208 | 150 | 42 | 16 |
1196 | Wasn't there a better way to remove the fly? | 1.3556 | 0.04833 | 180 | 133 | 30 | 17 |
1197 | You say it's Auntie Em's famous recipe? | 1.3556 | 0.04768 | 180 | 132 | 32 | 16 |
1198 | You really meant it when you said this soup would blow me away! | 1.3556 | 0.04360 | 180 | 126 | 44 | 10 |
1199 | I think you misheard me. I said 'tomato,' not 'tornado.' | 1.3556 | 0.04702 | 180 | 131 | 34 | 15 |
1200 | How did you get your mustache to match your hair like that? | 1.3554 | 0.04835 | 166 | 120 | 33 | 13 |
1201 | I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the tournedo de boeuf. | 1.3554 | 0.04910 | 166 | 121 | 31 | 14 |
1202 | Who's your sous chef, The Wicked Witch of the West? | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
1203 | I specifically asked for no spouts. | 1.3552 | 0.04516 | 183 | 131 | 39 | 13 |
1204 | Can you let the server with the ruby slippers know that I'll take the check? | 1.3552 | 0.04774 | 183 | 135 | 31 | 17 |
1205 | Waiter, I order tournedo of beef, not tornado of soup. | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
1206 | Pretty unusual to see a soup spout this time of year. | 1.3548 | 0.04779 | 186 | 138 | 30 | 18 |
1207 | Waiter, this soup is a disaster waiting to happen | 1.3547 | 0.04484 | 203 | 149 | 36 | 18 |
1208 | Is this tornado locally sourced? | 1.3547 | 0.04642 | 172 | 123 | 37 | 12 |
1209 | I ordered the Vesuvius | 1.3544 | 0.04383 | 206 | 150 | 39 | 17 |
1210 | I thought I ordered a hurricane. | 1.3544 | 0.04104 | 206 | 145 | 49 | 12 |
1211 | Chef Dorothy says that this always happens when guests wish they were home. | 1.3543 | 0.04727 | 175 | 127 | 34 | 14 |
1212 | We’ve run out of sparklers. Happy Birthday sir. | 1.3543 | 0.04727 | 175 | 127 | 34 | 14 |
1213 | I’d prefer it in a teapot. | 1.3543 | 0.04366 | 175 | 122 | 44 | 9 |
1214 | Excuse me. I ordered tournedos of beef. | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
1215 | On second thought, maybe I’ll have the salad. | 1.3538 | 0.04258 | 195 | 138 | 45 | 12 |
1216 | Waiter, there's a funnel in my soup. | 1.3538 | 0.04440 | 195 | 141 | 39 | 15 |
1217 | I asked for fennel soup - and funnel cake. | 1.3536 | 0.04614 | 181 | 131 | 36 | 14 |
1218 | Oui monsieur, the winds are local. | 1.3536 | 0.04479 | 181 | 129 | 40 | 12 |
1219 | This is not what I ordered...this is neither a tempest, nor is it in a teapot. | 1.3536 | 0.04810 | 181 | 134 | 30 | 17 |
1220 | I said umami, not tsunami. | 1.3536 | 0.04680 | 181 | 132 | 34 | 15 |
1221 | So far it's wrecked two trailers and my appetite. | 1.3536 | 0.04269 | 181 | 126 | 46 | 9 |
1222 | Ah yes sir, the menu quite was clear that it was soup du jour with a twist | 1.3536 | 0.04614 | 181 | 131 | 36 | 14 |
1223 | Waiter, there are flies in my tornado | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
1224 | I’ve changed my mind. I’ll take the salad. | 1.3536 | 0.04479 | 181 | 129 | 40 | 12 |
1225 | Please inform the chef that the vortex is a bit overdone. | 1.3536 | 0.04479 | 181 | 129 | 40 | 12 |
1226 | Her name is Dorothy, and she'll be here soon. | 1.3535 | 0.04214 | 198 | 140 | 46 | 12 |
1227 | You misunderstood me. I ordered TOMATO soup. | 1.3535 | 0.04564 | 198 | 146 | 34 | 18 |
1228 | Will this dish give me wind? | 1.3533 | 0.05031 | 167 | 124 | 27 | 16 |
1229 | Here's a fun fact...it spins the other way below the equator. | 1.3533 | 0.04429 | 184 | 131 | 41 | 12 |
1230 | I believe I ordered the eye of the round, not the eye of the storm. | 1.3533 | 0.04429 | 184 | 131 | 41 | 12 |
1231 | I distinctly requested "Category 2"! | 1.3532 | 0.04230 | 201 | 143 | 45 | 13 |
1232 | Is this a seasonal menu item? | 1.3532 | 0.04110 | 201 | 141 | 49 | 11 |
1233 | Pardon me, but I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3529 | 0.04894 | 170 | 125 | 30 | 15 |
1234 | Nonetheless, I remain skeptical about climate change | 1.3529 | 0.04444 | 187 | 134 | 40 | 13 |
1235 | Potato, potāto, tomato tornādo? | 1.3529 | 0.04300 | 204 | 147 | 42 | 15 |
1236 | I never got my side of hail.” | 1.3529 | 0.04601 | 170 | 121 | 38 | 11 |
1237 | I’ll have the tempest in a teapot as well. | 1.3529 | 0.04356 | 204 | 148 | 40 | 16 |
1238 | I think it may have turned... | 1.3529 | 0.04757 | 187 | 139 | 30 | 18 |
1239 | Yes, but I ordered a tempest in a teacup. | 1.3526 | 0.04701 | 190 | 141 | 31 | 18 |
1240 | Ask the bartender when my Hurricane is coming. | 1.3526 | 0.04458 | 190 | 137 | 39 | 14 |
1241 | Take this back. I asked for my tempest in a teapot. | 1.3526 | 0.04970 | 173 | 129 | 27 | 17 |
1242 | And how are you enjoying the Tsupnami, sir? | 1.3524 | 0.04320 | 210 | 153 | 40 | 17 |
1243 | Let the chef know I only want my salad gently tossed. | 1.3523 | 0.04285 | 193 | 137 | 44 | 12 |
1244 | What seems to be the problem sir? | 1.3523 | 0.04285 | 193 | 137 | 44 | 12 |
1245 | Yes, that is the Wizard of Osso Bucco | 1.3523 | 0.04222 | 193 | 136 | 46 | 11 |
1246 | This is definitely gluten free, right? | 1.3523 | 0.04589 | 193 | 142 | 34 | 17 |
1247 | I distinctly remember ordering the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3523 | 0.04773 | 176 | 129 | 32 | 15 |
1248 | No, no, I said “tournedos”. | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
1249 | What culinary "event" does the chef predict for the main course? | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
1250 | No. I ordered the tournedos of beef. | 1.3520 | 0.04240 | 196 | 139 | 45 | 12 |
1251 | For dessert, I'll have the tempest in a teapot." | 1.3520 | 0.04652 | 196 | 146 | 31 | 19 |
1252 | Perhaps you would prefer the tournedos of beef. | 1.3520 | 0.04362 | 196 | 141 | 41 | 14 |
1253 | Excuse me, could you ask the chef to reduce this to a Category 4? | 1.3520 | 0.04595 | 196 | 145 | 33 | 18 |
1254 | Is it too late to get the salad? | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
1255 | Force majeure soup du jour?” | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
1256 | My croutons seem to have taken shelter in the basement. | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
1257 | Are you sure that your cream of vortex is trailer-free? | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
1258 | Good Lord man! Not TORNADO SOUP! I said TOMATO SOUP! | 1.3520 | 0.04715 | 179 | 131 | 33 | 15 |
1259 | There really are easier ways to influence my vote on the climate change bill. | 1.3520 | 0.04974 | 179 | 135 | 25 | 19 |
1260 | I thought this only came in a teapot. | 1.3518 | 0.04315 | 199 | 143 | 42 | 14 |
1261 | I think I'm going to need a napkin. | 1.3518 | 0.04374 | 199 | 144 | 40 | 15 |
1262 | No, I ordered the 'Tournedos' Rossini. | 1.3518 | 0.04196 | 199 | 141 | 46 | 12 |
1263 | I never expected climate change to effect me personally. | 1.3518 | 0.04256 | 199 | 142 | 44 | 13 |
1264 | I asked for extra fennel. Not extra funnel! | 1.3516 | 0.04593 | 182 | 132 | 36 | 14 |
1265 | I told you this soup would blow you away. | 1.3516 | 0.04593 | 182 | 132 | 36 | 14 |
1266 | Do I look like Dorothy to you? | 1.3516 | 0.04787 | 182 | 135 | 30 | 17 |
1267 | No...... I asked for tomato. | 1.3514 | 0.04853 | 185 | 139 | 27 | 19 |
1268 | I believe I said tournedos. | 1.3514 | 0.04730 | 185 | 137 | 31 | 17 |
1269 | And this is the last time I ask for a local dish in Oklahoma! | 1.3514 | 0.04668 | 185 | 136 | 33 | 16 |
1270 | Oh, I would suggest the Maelstrom Malbec. | 1.3512 | 0.04112 | 205 | 145 | 48 | 12 |
1271 | The excess calories are being removed for you, sir. | 1.3512 | 0.04170 | 205 | 146 | 46 | 13 |
1272 | My compliments to the chef. He's from Kansas, right? | 1.3512 | 0.04860 | 168 | 123 | 31 | 14 |
1273 | My bill and a FEMA application form, please! | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
1274 | Waiter, there's some flying in my soup. | 1.3511 | 0.04795 | 188 | 141 | 28 | 19 |
1275 | Your soup has been given a modern spin, yet remains simple and sublime. | 1.3511 | 0.04489 | 188 | 136 | 38 | 14 |
1276 | Another napkin, please. | 1.3508 | 0.04500 | 191 | 139 | 37 | 15 |
1277 | You said it would blow me away, but it does not. | 1.3508 | 0.04376 | 191 | 137 | 41 | 13 |
1278 | Waiter, there's a farmhouse from Kansas in my soup. | 1.3508 | 0.04313 | 191 | 136 | 43 | 12 |
1279 | No; I said I wanted my DRINK with a "TWIST. | 1.3508 | 0.04561 | 191 | 140 | 35 | 16 |
1280 | Perhaps you should check the definition of 'amuse-bouche'. | 1.3508 | 0.04561 | 191 | 140 | 35 | 16 |
1281 | Global warming, sir. | 1.3506 | 0.04739 | 174 | 127 | 33 | 14 |
1282 | I thought today’s soup was tomato, not tornado. | 1.3506 | 0.04298 | 174 | 121 | 45 | 8 |
1283 | When I asked to be blown away by my meal, this wasn’t what I meant. | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
1284 | You say Tornado, I say Tournedo, Let's call the whole thing off... | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
1285 | I"m gonna need a bigger bib | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
1286 | Can I get the old classic without the new spin? | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
1287 | I just assumed someone misspelled “fennel” on the menu. | 1.3503 | 0.04750 | 177 | 130 | 32 | 15 |
1288 | Excuse me, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3503 | 0.04817 | 177 | 131 | 30 | 16 |
1289 | Could I get more crackers? | 1.3503 | 0.04461 | 197 | 144 | 37 | 16 |
1290 | Clearly the chef has one twisted sense of humor. | 1.3500 | 0.04558 | 180 | 130 | 37 | 13 |
1291 | What weather event does the steak come with? | 1.3500 | 0.04420 | 180 | 128 | 41 | 11 |
1292 | I asked for BEEF tournadoes! | 1.3500 | 0.04873 | 160 | 116 | 32 | 12 |
1293 | Impressive, although I heard D'Angelo's has a category 5 pasta e fagioli | 1.3500 | 0.04420 | 180 | 128 | 41 | 11 |
1294 | I clearly ordered fennel. | 1.3500 | 0.04525 | 200 | 148 | 34 | 18 |
1295 | I can see that, but I would still like a spoon please. | 1.3498 | 0.04137 | 203 | 144 | 47 | 12 |
1296 | Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
1297 | Actually, I asked for "tomato" soup. | 1.3497 | 0.04572 | 183 | 133 | 36 | 14 |
1298 | The menu said the soup was an F5, this is an F3 at best. | 1.3495 | 0.04389 | 186 | 133 | 41 | 12 |
1299 | I’m pretty sure I ordered tournedos. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
1300 | The giant pepper grinder bit wasn't pretentious enough? | 1.3495 | 0.04255 | 186 | 131 | 45 | 10 |
1301 | I asked for the twister as a side. | 1.3493 | 0.04112 | 209 | 149 | 47 | 13 |
1302 | Impressive, but how am I supposed to Instagram this? | 1.3493 | 0.04167 | 209 | 150 | 45 | 14 |
1303 | You’re sure this pairs well with the rosé? | 1.3493 | 0.04056 | 209 | 148 | 49 | 12 |
1304 | Someone needs to teach the new chef how to use a metaphor. | 1.3492 | 0.04593 | 189 | 139 | 34 | 16 |
1305 | If you don't mind, I'd rather stir it myself. | 1.3490 | 0.04419 | 192 | 139 | 39 | 14 |
1306 | We weren't in Kansas in the first place. | 1.3488 | 0.04704 | 172 | 125 | 34 | 13 |
1307 | Send the check to FEMA please. | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
1308 | I thought you said "TOMATO" bisque! | 1.3488 | 0.04327 | 172 | 120 | 44 | 8 |
1309 | I believe I ordered the tournedos | 1.3488 | 0.04557 | 172 | 123 | 38 | 11 |
1310 | Did you save room for funnel cake? | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
1311 | A rather blustery vichyssoise tonight, wouldn’t you say? | 1.3488 | 0.04167 | 172 | 118 | 48 | 6 |
1312 | You just can’t escape climate change, can you? | 1.3487 | 0.04371 | 195 | 141 | 40 | 14 |
1313 | On second thought, I don’t need the pepper. | 1.3486 | 0.04503 | 175 | 125 | 39 | 11 |
1314 | I specifically asked for Cream of TOMATO soup!!! | 1.3486 | 0.04646 | 175 | 127 | 35 | 13 |
1315 | Actually, I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.3486 | 0.04503 | 175 | 125 | 39 | 11 |
1316 | Shouldn't this come with a funnel cake? | 1.3485 | 0.04205 | 198 | 141 | 45 | 12 |
1317 | Yes, I know the Yelp review said 'a vortex of flavor', but still! | 1.3485 | 0.03888 | 198 | 136 | 55 | 7 |
1318 | On second thought, I think I'll hear those specials again... | 1.3485 | 0.04265 | 198 | 142 | 43 | 13 |
1319 | Exactly which "du jour" is this? | 1.3483 | 0.04727 | 178 | 131 | 32 | 15 |
1320 | No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. | 1.3483 | 0.04450 | 201 | 148 | 36 | 17 |
1321 | Yes, but I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot | 1.3483 | 0.04450 | 201 | 148 | 36 | 17 |
1322 | I specifically ordered a tempest in a teapot | 1.3483 | 0.04337 | 201 | 146 | 40 | 15 |
1323 | seems more tsunami than umami to me | 1.3481 | 0.04829 | 158 | 114 | 33 | 11 |
1324 | I specifically ordered the funnel cake! | 1.3481 | 0.04469 | 181 | 130 | 39 | 12 |
1325 | No, everything's right, I was just wanting a bigger spoon | 1.3481 | 0.04400 | 181 | 129 | 41 | 11 |
1326 | Ah yes...a seasonal dish with a twist... | 1.3481 | 0.04604 | 181 | 132 | 35 | 14 |
1327 | Excuse me, I asked for the tempest in a teacup | 1.3480 | 0.04235 | 204 | 147 | 43 | 14 |
1328 | I think I blew on it a bit too hard. | 1.3478 | 0.04419 | 184 | 132 | 40 | 12 |
1329 | The chef certainly put a new twist on chicken soup. | 1.3478 | 0.04680 | 184 | 136 | 32 | 16 |
1330 | I was hoping for a category five. | 1.3478 | 0.04193 | 207 | 149 | 44 | 14 |
1331 | Sir, our sous chef is a genius with the whisk. | 1.3478 | 0.04601 | 161 | 114 | 38 | 9 |
1332 | That’s not what I meant by “to go.” | 1.3478 | 0.04485 | 184 | 133 | 38 | 13 |
1333 | This really is a culinary tour de force. | 1.3478 | 0.04351 | 184 | 131 | 42 | 11 |
1334 | I think there’s been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3476 | 0.04499 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
1335 | I thought I ordered the fennel soup?! | 1.3474 | 0.04320 | 213 | 157 | 38 | 18 |
1336 | I said a bowl of 'tomato' soup! | 1.3474 | 0.04386 | 190 | 137 | 40 | 13 |
1337 | I know lentils can give you wind, but this is ridiculous | 1.3474 | 0.04633 | 190 | 141 | 32 | 17 |
1338 | So this is chef's new twist on an old classic? | 1.3474 | 0.04191 | 190 | 134 | 46 | 10 |
1339 | Excuse me, I ordered this soup F3 not F5. | 1.3472 | 0.04338 | 193 | 139 | 41 | 13 |
1340 | I thought it was hyperbole when it listed the soup as a 'force to be reckoned with.' | 1.3472 | 0.04338 | 193 | 139 | 41 | 13 |
1341 | I ordered the earthquake | 1.3472 | 0.04212 | 193 | 137 | 45 | 11 |
1342 | Perhaps Monsieur should enunciate when he orders the tournedos of beef. | 1.3469 | 0.04353 | 196 | 142 | 40 | 14 |
1343 | And with my entree, I’d like to order the Aurora Borealis | 1.3468 | 0.04681 | 173 | 126 | 34 | 13 |
1344 | Do you have something with a little less weather? | 1.3467 | 0.04247 | 199 | 143 | 43 | 13 |
1345 | Would it be possible to get "To-Go" box for this? | 1.3467 | 0.04480 | 199 | 147 | 35 | 17 |
1346 | Waiter, there's been a mistake. I ordered tempest in a teacup. | 1.3467 | 0.04423 | 199 | 146 | 37 | 16 |
1347 | Just making sure you're ready because in two sips this whole scene's going technicolor. | 1.3467 | 0.04187 | 199 | 142 | 45 | 12 |
1348 | Waiter, there is an extreme weather event in my soup. | 1.3466 | 0.04553 | 176 | 127 | 37 | 12 |
1349 | I'm going to need some extra napkins. | 1.3465 | 0.04204 | 202 | 145 | 44 | 13 |
1350 | I thought a Hurricane was a cocktail. | 1.3464 | 0.04666 | 153 | 108 | 37 | 8 |
1351 | Once it's safe could I have a little pepper? | 1.3462 | 0.04167 | 182 | 127 | 47 | 8 |
1352 | Fresh funnel?! I heard “fennel.” | 1.3462 | 0.04714 | 182 | 135 | 31 | 16 |
1353 | Is this a new twist on Fennel Soup? | 1.3462 | 0.04310 | 182 | 129 | 43 | 10 |
1354 | Yes, it is impressive but I asked for beef TOURNEDOS. | 1.3462 | 0.04583 | 182 | 133 | 35 | 14 |
1355 | Is it spicy? | 1.3459 | 0.04530 | 185 | 135 | 36 | 14 |
1356 | Is this a 'watch' or a 'warning' ?" - Mary Ellen Doyle, Charleston, South Carolina | 1.3459 | 0.04399 | 185 | 133 | 40 | 12 |
1357 | We’re famous for serving our dishes with a twist, sir. | 1.3459 | 0.04635 | 159 | 113 | 37 | 9 |
1358 | But I ordered an F-2 | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
1359 | This soup was actually prepared in Kansas. | 1.3455 | 0.04367 | 191 | 138 | 40 | 13 |
1360 | Perhaps a bigger napkin? | 1.3455 | 0.04238 | 191 | 136 | 44 | 11 |
1361 | I am certainly impressed, but would still rather have a classic tournedos | 1.3455 | 0.04367 | 191 | 138 | 40 | 13 |
1362 | No, not "tornado" . . . I said "tomato." | 1.3455 | 0.04760 | 165 | 120 | 33 | 12 |
1363 | We call it the Inconvenient Bisque. | 1.3455 | 0.04354 | 165 | 115 | 43 | 7 |
1364 | Where did the new chef learn to make tournedos? | 1.3455 | 0.04602 | 165 | 118 | 37 | 10 |
1365 | May I have a table away from the air conditioning supply vent, please? | 1.3454 | 0.04618 | 194 | 145 | 31 | 18 |
1366 | I'll sound it out this time: toe-ma-to soup. | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1367 | So this is the best soup in Kansas, eh? | 1.3452 | 0.04700 | 168 | 122 | 34 | 12 |
1368 | And you're saying I get a t-shirt if I finish this? | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
1369 | Yes, it's organic | 1.3452 | 0.04274 | 197 | 142 | 42 | 13 |
1370 | It needs salt. | 1.3452 | 0.04393 | 197 | 144 | 38 | 15 |
1371 | Could I get a spoon and umbrella? | 1.3450 | 0.04288 | 200 | 145 | 41 | 14 |
1372 | Waiter, I asked for funnel cake not funnel soup. | 1.3450 | 0.04109 | 200 | 142 | 47 | 11 |
1373 | Excuse me. There appears to be a misunderstanding. I ordered the fennel soup! | 1.3450 | 0.04404 | 200 | 147 | 37 | 16 |
1374 | I ordered the tempest in a teapot, not in a bowl! | 1.3450 | 0.04404 | 200 | 147 | 37 | 16 |
1375 | So, ‘the chef puts a spin on it’ was LITERAL? | 1.3448 | 0.04008 | 203 | 143 | 50 | 10 |
1376 | Which spoon do I eat this with? | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
1377 | Forecasts call for a very small tip! | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1378 | I ordered tournedos de boeuf, where's the boeuf? | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1379 | No no, I ordered my drink with a twist. | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
1380 | Excuse me. I ordered the Beef Tournedos. | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1381 | I'm sure I said "tournedos". | 1.3446 | 0.04671 | 177 | 130 | 33 | 14 |
1382 | You’re sure it pairs with this wine? | 1.3446 | 0.04460 | 177 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
1383 | Can I get this order to go? | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1384 | I explicitly ordered the tempest in a teacup! | 1.3446 | 0.05047 | 148 | 108 | 29 | 11 |
1385 | The chef got carried away. | 1.3444 | 0.04479 | 180 | 130 | 38 | 12 |
1386 | I might have over-stirred. | 1.3444 | 0.04409 | 180 | 129 | 40 | 11 |
1387 | I've got a feeling we're not in canned soup anymore. | 1.3444 | 0.04616 | 180 | 132 | 34 | 14 |
1388 | There's been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3444 | 0.04682 | 180 | 133 | 32 | 15 |
1389 | Potaytos, potahtos? Tomaytos, tomahtos? Tournedos, tournados? Let’s call the whole thing off. | 1.3444 | 0.04616 | 180 | 132 | 34 | 14 |
1390 | Excuse me, I thought I ordered the tournedos | 1.3444 | 0.04616 | 180 | 132 | 34 | 14 |
1391 | How is it? It's gusting, that's how it is. | 1.3443 | 0.04818 | 183 | 138 | 27 | 18 |
1392 | Apparently, sir, it's a soupnami. | 1.3443 | 0.04562 | 183 | 134 | 35 | 14 |
1393 | Waiter, there’s a polar vortex in my soup! | 1.3443 | 0.04562 | 183 | 134 | 35 | 14 |
1394 | Perhaps the gentleman would prefer the veal tournedos? | 1.3443 | 0.04496 | 183 | 133 | 37 | 13 |
1395 | Could I bother you for another spoon, please? | 1.3442 | 0.03970 | 215 | 153 | 50 | 12 |
1396 | I said tomato, not tornado! | 1.3441 | 0.04510 | 186 | 136 | 36 | 14 |
1397 | Well, now I find the wine disappointing. | 1.3441 | 0.04699 | 186 | 139 | 30 | 17 |
1398 | What did you think "... a burst of exotic flavors with a local twist" meant? | 1.3441 | 0.04637 | 186 | 138 | 32 | 16 |
1399 | Technically its a waterspout | 1.3440 | 0.03879 | 218 | 154 | 53 | 11 |
1400 | I ordered the tempest in a TEAPOT, you buffoon! | 1.3439 | 0.04331 | 189 | 136 | 41 | 12 |
1401 | Our new chef is from Oklahoma. Can you tell? | 1.3439 | 0.04395 | 189 | 137 | 39 | 13 |
1402 | Is it possible I mispronounced ‘tournedos in red wine sauce?’ | 1.3438 | 0.04155 | 192 | 136 | 46 | 10 |
1403 | Now I understand what the reviews said about this place having a "low pressure atmosphere." | 1.3438 | 0.04022 | 192 | 134 | 50 | 8 |
1404 | So there's no funnel cake? | 1.3438 | 0.04284 | 192 | 138 | 42 | 12 |
1405 | I’ll have my tempest in a teapot later, please. | 1.3436 | 0.04422 | 195 | 143 | 37 | 15 |
1406 | My wife was just over there across from me--have you seen her?--perhaps upstairs? | 1.3436 | 0.04362 | 195 | 142 | 39 | 14 |
1407 | Do you serve any other soup with less drama? | 1.3434 | 0.04195 | 198 | 142 | 44 | 12 |
1408 | Is there a problem? | 1.3434 | 0.04134 | 198 | 141 | 46 | 11 |
1409 | I said with a twist! | 1.3434 | 0.04433 | 198 | 146 | 36 | 16 |
1410 | Our soup with a twist, Monsieur. | 1.3434 | 0.04316 | 198 | 144 | 40 | 14 |
1411 | You served tornado; I said to-mah-to. | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1412 | Perhaps you were correct in suggesting the salad. | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1413 | I said 'on the side' | 1.3433 | 0.04385 | 201 | 148 | 37 | 16 |
1414 | I definitely said tomato! | 1.3433 | 0.04385 | 201 | 148 | 37 | 16 |
1415 | Oh, waiter, I ordered the tempest in a TEAPOT! | 1.3432 | 0.04601 | 169 | 122 | 36 | 11 |
1416 | And let me guess, the beverage special is a tempest in a teapot. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1417 | If this is a twist of pepper, I’ll try the funnel cake next | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
1418 | Excuse me, you misunderstood, I said 'TOMATO!" | 1.3429 | 0.04706 | 175 | 129 | 32 | 14 |
1419 | It needs more ginger, less funnel. | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 123 | 44 | 8 |
1420 | I think I'll skip the boeuf flambé! | 1.3427 | 0.04649 | 178 | 131 | 33 | 14 |
1421 | Frank was not prepared when the warm air mass from his pappardelle met with a cool microburst, created by a drop of wine, causing intense instability that started in the lower atmosphere of his place setting. | 1.3425 | 0.04660 | 181 | 134 | 32 | 15 |
1422 | Could I have an avalanche for dessert? | 1.3424 | 0.04475 | 184 | 134 | 37 | 13 |
1423 | I think the chef put a little too much el nino in my soup. | 1.3422 | 0.04293 | 187 | 134 | 42 | 11 |
1424 | I could have stirred it myself. | 1.3422 | 0.04293 | 187 | 134 | 42 | 11 |
1425 | I ordered TOMATO soup with FENNEL. | 1.3421 | 0.04439 | 190 | 139 | 37 | 14 |
1426 | The dill is a little overpowering. | 1.3421 | 0.04247 | 190 | 136 | 43 | 11 |
1427 | The chef said it's just climate change, sir. | 1.3421 | 0.04501 | 190 | 140 | 35 | 15 |
1428 | Usually this happens AFTER I've eaten it. | 1.3421 | 0.04312 | 190 | 137 | 41 | 12 |
1429 | I’ll have to bother you for yet another spoon. | 1.3420 | 0.04452 | 193 | 142 | 36 | 15 |
1430 | Yes sir , this is a twist on our regular potato soup. | 1.3420 | 0.04137 | 193 | 137 | 46 | 10 |
1431 | The soup is marvelous! It blew me completely away. | 1.3420 | 0.04390 | 193 | 141 | 38 | 14 |
1432 | If it's not global warming then what is it ? | 1.3420 | 0.04266 | 193 | 139 | 42 | 12 |
1433 | Waiter, not to be picky, but I specifically asked for the colliding barometric pressure centers on the side. | 1.3419 | 0.04966 | 155 | 114 | 29 | 12 |
1434 | Um, I ordered the Tournedos of Beef, not the beef tornadoes. | 1.3417 | 0.04238 | 199 | 144 | 42 | 13 |
1435 | So climate change is affecting our soup now? | 1.3415 | 0.04152 | 205 | 148 | 44 | 13 |
1436 | This soup is warm, humid, cold, dry and moist” | 1.3415 | 0.04209 | 205 | 149 | 42 | 14 |
1437 | Sir, I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3410 | 0.04669 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
1438 | FEMA had better pick up the tab. | 1.3410 | 0.04669 | 173 | 127 | 33 | 13 |
1439 | Could we please close the window? | 1.3409 | 0.04247 | 176 | 124 | 44 | 8 |
1440 | Yeah, well, you say Tournedos, I say Tornado! | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
1441 | I really thought you said tomato, not tornado. | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
1442 | No, I definitely said ‘Tournedos Rossini’.” | 1.3408 | 0.04627 | 179 | 132 | 33 | 14 |
1443 | Pardon me. I ordered the tempest in the teapot. | 1.3408 | 0.04627 | 179 | 132 | 33 | 14 |
1444 | Nice try, but this does not change my view on climate change. | 1.3407 | 0.04506 | 182 | 133 | 36 | 13 |
1445 | You say tornado. I said tomato. | 1.3405 | 0.04648 | 185 | 138 | 31 | 16 |
1446 | Waiter, I don’t think I’m dining in Kansas anymore. | 1.3405 | 0.04520 | 185 | 136 | 35 | 14 |
1447 | Yes, a glass of water would be nice! | 1.3404 | 0.04469 | 188 | 138 | 36 | 14 |
1448 | Pardon me, but I ordered tomato soup. | 1.3403 | 0.04357 | 191 | 139 | 39 | 13 |
1449 | But I ordered a tempest in a teacup. | 1.3403 | 0.04662 | 191 | 144 | 29 | 18 |
1450 | This recipe was created by a chef in Kansas? | 1.3403 | 0.03817 | 191 | 131 | 55 | 5 |
1451 | I quite clearly said 'tournedos.' | 1.3403 | 0.04721 | 191 | 145 | 27 | 19 |
1452 | Tell the Chef I'm not that food critic from Kansas | 1.3402 | 0.04432 | 194 | 143 | 36 | 15 |
1453 | May I please have some extra napkins | 1.3401 | 0.04384 | 197 | 145 | 37 | 15 |
1454 | Yes, I stirred it! | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
1455 | This is outrageous! I mean, no crackers? | 1.3400 | 0.04038 | 200 | 142 | 48 | 10 |
1456 | Your pre-flatulating bean soup sir. The wind comes out during dinner for your convenience, later. | 1.3400 | 0.04338 | 200 | 147 | 38 | 15 |
1457 | I said a dash of fennel. | 1.3399 | 0.04514 | 203 | 153 | 31 | 19 |
1458 | I wasn't expecting a literal whirlwind of flavors | 1.3397 | 0.04681 | 156 | 112 | 35 | 9 |
1459 | You say "tornado," I said "TOMATO" soup. | 1.3393 | 0.04611 | 168 | 122 | 35 | 11 |
1460 | I wanted a beef tournedo not a tornado. | 1.3393 | 0.04763 | 168 | 124 | 31 | 13 |
1461 | I thought tempests only occurred in teapots. | 1.3393 | 0.04838 | 168 | 125 | 29 | 14 |
1462 | Could I get another table? There's a bit of a draft. | 1.3392 | 0.04630 | 171 | 125 | 34 | 12 |
1463 | I miss the days when it was just a fly. | 1.3391 | 0.04575 | 174 | 127 | 35 | 12 |
1464 | I'd presumed you were pronouncing "fennel soup" with a French accent. | 1.3391 | 0.04647 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
1465 | We're out of the fennel soup. Is funnel okay? | 1.3391 | 0.04647 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
1466 | Pardon me, but I thought this came in a teacup. | 1.3390 | 0.04591 | 177 | 130 | 34 | 13 |
1467 | We call it the Kansas City special. | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
1468 | I also recommend our Tsunami Salad. | 1.3389 | 0.04398 | 180 | 130 | 39 | 11 |
1469 | I said hold the tornado. | 1.3389 | 0.04605 | 180 | 133 | 33 | 14 |
1470 | As I said sir, the soup special will blow you away | 1.3389 | 0.04537 | 180 | 132 | 35 | 13 |
1471 | Clark Kent forgets he can’t just blow on his soup. | 1.3389 | 0.04803 | 180 | 136 | 27 | 17 |
1472 | I'm no climatologist, but I find it hard to swallow. | 1.3389 | 0.04605 | 180 | 133 | 33 | 14 |
1473 | I said BEEF TOURNEDOS. | 1.3388 | 0.04418 | 183 | 133 | 38 | 12 |
1474 | Sorry, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3388 | 0.04279 | 183 | 131 | 42 | 10 |
1475 | This week the chef has put a new spin on the menu. | 1.3387 | 0.04094 | 186 | 131 | 47 | 8 |
1476 | This is going to change my YELP review | 1.3387 | 0.04368 | 186 | 135 | 39 | 12 |
1477 | Do you have a milder Tabasco sauce? | 1.3386 | 0.04188 | 189 | 135 | 44 | 10 |
1478 | I've heard of a tempest in a tea cup. But this is ridiculous. | 1.3386 | 0.04385 | 189 | 138 | 38 | 13 |
1479 | I suppose you're going to blame this too on climate change. | 1.3385 | 0.04461 | 192 | 142 | 35 | 15 |
1480 | I ordered the tempest in a teapot. This isn't even a proper cliche! | 1.3385 | 0.04461 | 192 | 142 | 35 | 15 |
1481 | By any chance, is the chef 's name Dorothy? | 1.3383 | 0.04261 | 201 | 147 | 40 | 14 |
1482 | I guess you didn't misspell "tournedo" after all. | 1.3382 | 0.04101 | 204 | 147 | 45 | 12 |
1483 | On second thought, I'd prefer the fly. | 1.3382 | 0.04394 | 207 | 155 | 34 | 18 |
1484 | No, I distinctly ordered Cream of TOMATO. | 1.3380 | 0.04093 | 213 | 155 | 44 | 14 |
1485 | They don't have this kind of soup back in Kansas! | 1.3375 | 0.04682 | 160 | 116 | 34 | 10 |
1486 | I thought I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3374 | 0.04940 | 163 | 122 | 27 | 14 |
1487 | I'm sorry sir, but it appears that we are still in Kansas. | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
1488 | Did you really have to stir it that hard? --Desmond Lethem, 9 years old | 1.3373 | 0.04665 | 169 | 124 | 33 | 12 |
1489 | Whatever happened to the good old days when there was only a fly in my soup? | 1.3373 | 0.04511 | 169 | 122 | 37 | 10 |
1490 | Our weekday chef is from Kansas. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1491 | On second thought, I'll have the bisque. | 1.3373 | 0.04739 | 169 | 125 | 31 | 13 |
1492 | No, I wanted the tournedos. | 1.3372 | 0.04681 | 172 | 127 | 32 | 13 |
1493 | But does it have gluten? | 1.3371 | 0.04624 | 175 | 129 | 33 | 13 |
1494 | I asked for Tournedos Rossini, not a tornado that rose steamy! | 1.3371 | 0.04695 | 175 | 130 | 31 | 14 |
1495 | I suppose a to-go container is a moot point now?... | 1.3370 | 0.04447 | 181 | 132 | 37 | 12 |
1496 | As long as it doesn't move into the wine, it's fine. | 1.3370 | 0.04307 | 181 | 130 | 41 | 10 |
1497 | You did say it was a tall order. | 1.3370 | 0.04447 | 181 | 132 | 37 | 12 |
1498 | Waiter, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. | 1.3370 | 0.04464 | 184 | 135 | 36 | 13 |
1499 | And where's the twisty bread? | 1.3370 | 0.04118 | 184 | 130 | 46 | 8 |
1500 | I said: TOMATO soup. | 1.3370 | 0.04464 | 184 | 135 | 36 | 13 |
1501 | I thought you said 'tomato' based. | 1.3369 | 0.04789 | 187 | 143 | 25 | 19 |
1502 | That is why it is called the “Souper Vortex”! | 1.3369 | 0.04606 | 187 | 140 | 31 | 16 |
1503 | Forget that—where's my bread? | 1.3368 | 0.04301 | 190 | 138 | 40 | 12 |
1504 | Is this where I make three wishes? | 1.3368 | 0.04034 | 190 | 134 | 48 | 8 |
1505 | This isn’t what I had in mind when you said the chef put a spin on the soup du jour.” | 1.3368 | 0.04301 | 190 | 138 | 40 | 12 |
1506 | … this way you don't have to blow on it too cool it down." | 1.3368 | 0.04381 | 193 | 142 | 37 | 14 |
1507 | I'm guessing there is a trailer park nearby? | 1.3368 | 0.04319 | 193 | 141 | 39 | 13 |
1508 | Instead of the Tornado Bisque, I'll have the Calamity Chowder. | 1.3367 | 0.04334 | 196 | 144 | 38 | 14 |
1509 | What are these trailer homes doing in my soup? | 1.3367 | 0.04273 | 196 | 143 | 40 | 13 |
1510 | Oh — “tomato” soup. | 1.3367 | 0.04453 | 196 | 146 | 34 | 16 |
1511 | Maybe you didn't hear me correctly. I asked for the TOMATO soup | 1.3367 | 0.04511 | 196 | 147 | 32 | 17 |
1512 | All I said was ‘there’s no place like home’. | 1.3366 | 0.04470 | 202 | 152 | 32 | 18 |
1513 | And where's Dorothy? | 1.3366 | 0.04470 | 202 | 152 | 32 | 18 |
1514 | Waiter, there is a lot more than a fly in my soup | 1.3366 | 0.04257 | 205 | 151 | 39 | 15 |
1515 | I sincerely doubt that it is just doing the backstroke. | 1.3354 | 0.04740 | 161 | 118 | 32 | 11 |
1516 | Would you happen to have a bib? | 1.3353 | 0.04214 | 167 | 117 | 44 | 6 |
1517 | I think the fresh ground pepper might have been a mistake. | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1518 | I ordered a large bowl of tropical cyclone and this is merely a twister. | 1.3353 | 0.04250 | 170 | 120 | 43 | 7 |
1519 | It’s a Kansas-inspired recipe. | 1.3353 | 0.04566 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
1520 | Customer: What is a tornado doing in my soup? Server: It appears to be doing The Twist, sir. | 1.3353 | 0.04729 | 173 | 129 | 30 | 14 |
1521 | Do you have any other weathers of the day? | 1.3353 | 0.04658 | 173 | 128 | 32 | 13 |
1522 | Chef put a new twist on it | 1.3352 | 0.04234 | 176 | 125 | 43 | 8 |
1523 | Can I get a side of tempest in teapot with this? | 1.3352 | 0.04531 | 176 | 129 | 35 | 12 |
1524 | This is why I asked for the croutons on the side. | 1.3352 | 0.04547 | 179 | 132 | 34 | 13 |
1525 | May I have more croutons? | 1.3352 | 0.04478 | 179 | 131 | 36 | 12 |
1526 | My error, Monsieur, I thought you ordered Brussels Spout soup | 1.3352 | 0.04616 | 179 | 133 | 32 | 14 |
1527 | I ordered tornedo of beef. | 1.3352 | 0.04427 | 182 | 133 | 37 | 12 |
1528 | I requested a category 4 and this is clearly only a 3! | 1.3352 | 0.04358 | 182 | 132 | 39 | 11 |
1529 | Ambiance is an A+ but my review of the food is still up in the air. | 1.3352 | 0.04287 | 182 | 131 | 41 | 10 |
1530 | I said nothing of the sort. I asked for tomato. | 1.3352 | 0.04628 | 182 | 136 | 31 | 15 |
1531 | Perhaps a touch less jalapeño. | 1.3351 | 0.04241 | 185 | 133 | 42 | 10 |
1532 | Can I move to a booth? There's a bit of a draft at this table. | 1.3351 | 0.04377 | 185 | 135 | 38 | 12 |
1533 | I'm sorry, but I ordered the "tempest in a teapot". | 1.3351 | 0.04444 | 185 | 136 | 36 | 13 |
1534 | I appreciate the technique and all but I wanted the tournedos. | 1.3351 | 0.04509 | 185 | 137 | 34 | 14 |
1535 | Shouldn’t this be served in a teacup? | 1.3351 | 0.04638 | 185 | 139 | 30 | 16 |
1536 | Hold the bread—tightly. | 1.3351 | 0.04329 | 188 | 137 | 39 | 12 |
1537 | Could I bother you for another spoon? | 1.3351 | 0.04584 | 188 | 141 | 31 | 16 |
1538 | Ahhh, Now I see why I was seated on the patio | 1.3351 | 0.04459 | 188 | 139 | 35 | 14 |
1539 | I think your immersion blender is set too high | 1.3351 | 0.04127 | 188 | 134 | 45 | 9 |
1540 | The wine’s okay, but I think the soup has turned. | 1.3351 | 0.04522 | 188 | 140 | 33 | 15 |
1541 | Looks like we're not in Campbells anymore... | 1.3351 | 0.04707 | 188 | 143 | 27 | 18 |
1542 | Everything's great, thanks! | 1.3351 | 0.04459 | 188 | 139 | 35 | 14 |
1543 | Sorry, Sir. It used to come in a tea pot. | 1.3351 | 0.04533 | 191 | 143 | 32 | 16 |
1544 | My apologies, Sir Nigel. Our new chef is from someplace called Oklahoma." | 1.3351 | 0.04300 | 194 | 142 | 39 | 13 |
1545 | Waiter, there's a tiny witch in my soup. | 1.3351 | 0.04361 | 194 | 143 | 37 | 14 |
1546 | I appreciate the presentation, but I ordered tournedos. | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
1547 | I asked for ‘’more fennel,’ not ‘funnel.’ | 1.3350 | 0.03965 | 200 | 142 | 49 | 9 |
1548 | Can I order another one to go? | 1.3350 | 0.04270 | 200 | 147 | 39 | 14 |
1549 | Except for the obvious punchline, it is very good. | 1.3350 | 0.04340 | 203 | 151 | 36 | 16 |
1550 | It’s called infusion, sir. | 1.3350 | 0.04404 | 206 | 155 | 33 | 18 |
1551 | Waiter, there’s something a little Oz about my soup. | 1.3350 | 0.04404 | 206 | 155 | 33 | 18 |
1552 | I love eating seasonally. | 1.3349 | 0.04141 | 209 | 153 | 42 | 14 |
1553 | This soup blows. | 1.3349 | 0.04085 | 209 | 152 | 44 | 13 |
1554 | It’s an original way to deal with the fly, I’ll give you that. | 1.3349 | 0.04101 | 212 | 155 | 43 | 14 |
1555 | Excuse me, but I asked for the F5, this is clearly an F3 | 1.3349 | 0.04101 | 212 | 155 | 43 | 14 |
1556 | I ordered the Tempest in the Teapot, not the Tureen Tornado. | 1.3333 | 0.04390 | 192 | 142 | 36 | 14 |
1557 | No, everything's fine... I just need a bib. | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
1558 | Could I get a to-go container? | 1.3333 | 0.04296 | 198 | 146 | 38 | 14 |
1559 | Mudslide pie for dessert? | 1.3333 | 0.04474 | 183 | 135 | 35 | 13 |
1560 | Waiter, there's a girl with ruby slippers and her little dog too in my soup. | 1.3333 | 0.04414 | 198 | 148 | 34 | 16 |
1561 | You'd think a five-star restaurant would at least have warning sirens. | 1.3333 | 0.04150 | 204 | 149 | 42 | 13 |
1562 | This is precisely why I wanted to dine indoors! | 1.3333 | 0.04375 | 189 | 139 | 37 | 13 |
1563 | Considering your four Michelin stars, I was expecting a hurricane. | 1.3333 | 0.04618 | 171 | 126 | 33 | 12 |
1564 | Isn’t it amazing that the soup is ruined but the rest of the table remains untouched? | 1.3333 | 0.04526 | 180 | 133 | 34 | 13 |
1565 | Should've believed them when they said this place has a terrible atmosphere. | 1.3333 | 0.04268 | 183 | 132 | 41 | 10 |
1566 | I was just blowing on it to cool it off and this happened | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
1567 | May I please have another napkin? | 1.3333 | 0.03972 | 204 | 146 | 48 | 10 |
1568 | How can you be sure it's not climate change? | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1569 | i’m sorry sir, did you prefer the tornado on the side? | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
1570 | So that was not a misspelling. I thought I was getting a tournedos. | 1.3333 | 0.04860 | 159 | 118 | 29 | 12 |
1571 | I said T-O-M-A-T-O | 1.3333 | 0.03992 | 216 | 157 | 46 | 13 |
1572 | "I wanted it with just a twist of lime" | 1.3333 | 0.04467 | 171 | 124 | 37 | 10 |
1573 | I think I prefer the fly. | 1.3333 | 0.04594 | 180 | 134 | 32 | 14 |
1574 | To be honest, I’m not blown away with this meal. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
1575 | Waiter, there's a tornado in my soup. I distinctly ordered tomato! | 1.3333 | 0.04553 | 186 | 139 | 32 | 15 |
1576 | My compliments to the chef and to Mother Nature. | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 189 | 135 | 45 | 9 |
1577 | Excuse me sir, I think that you twisted up my order. | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
1578 | Can I get another spoon? | 1.3333 | 0.04718 | 177 | 133 | 29 | 15 |
1579 | Waiter, I'd like that bowl with the fly in it back, please. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
1580 | Tomato not Tornado | 1.3333 | 0.04390 | 192 | 142 | 36 | 14 |
1581 | I asked the chef to surprise me, but I wasn't expecting this twist. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
1582 | A bit grandiose don't you think? | 1.3333 | 0.04147 | 171 | 120 | 45 | 6 |
1583 | Waiter, there's a tiny cow in my soup. | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 171 | 122 | 41 | 8 |
1584 | Do I get 3 wishes! | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
1585 | We are proud to be a cloud-to-table restaurant. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
1586 | On second thought, I think I'll have the salad. | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 174 | 127 | 36 | 11 |
1587 | Waiter, there's a fly battling atmospheric instability in my soup. | 1.3333 | 0.04976 | 150 | 111 | 28 | 11 |
1588 | What did you expect with the Kansas special? | 1.3333 | 0.04390 | 192 | 142 | 36 | 14 |
1589 | What, no crackers? | 1.3333 | 0.04415 | 174 | 126 | 38 | 10 |
1590 | Waiter, there's a trailer in my soup. | 1.3333 | 0.04755 | 156 | 114 | 32 | 10 |
1591 | I think there has been a mistake. I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. | 1.3333 | 0.04526 | 180 | 133 | 34 | 13 |
1592 | I’ve heard of pea soup fog, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3333 | 0.04375 | 189 | 139 | 37 | 13 |
1593 | Does it come with 3 wishes? | 1.3333 | 0.04941 | 159 | 119 | 27 | 13 |
1594 | I actually ordered a soupçon of beef tournedos | 1.3333 | 0.04356 | 198 | 147 | 36 | 15 |
1595 | And for my entrée, the Category 7 Tournedos of Beef. | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
1596 | Yes, sir, your table is in a microclimate zone. | 1.3317 | 0.03977 | 208 | 150 | 47 | 11 |
1597 | I am sorry but this soup sucks. | 1.3317 | 0.04204 | 208 | 154 | 39 | 15 |
1598 | I believe it's more than just a fly in my soup. | 1.3317 | 0.04116 | 202 | 147 | 43 | 12 |
1599 | A little heavy with the habaneros, don’t you think? | 1.3317 | 0.03970 | 199 | 142 | 48 | 9 |
1600 | Excuse me, there's been some mistake. I ordered the Tournedos. | 1.3317 | 0.04218 | 199 | 146 | 40 | 13 |
1601 | Garçon, the soup spoon goes to the right of the knife. | 1.3317 | 0.04395 | 199 | 149 | 34 | 16 |
1602 | I ordered the F-1. This is at least an F-3. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
1603 | Trust me, it's from our new power lunch menu. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1604 | This is only an F-3. I ordered an F-4. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
1605 | I suppose we're still in Kansas after all? | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
1606 | And you're sure it's gluten free? | 1.3316 | 0.04543 | 190 | 143 | 31 | 16 |
1607 | I ordered tournedos de boeuf, not tornado de soup. | 1.3316 | 0.04225 | 190 | 138 | 41 | 11 |
1608 | I didn't order this. I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
1609 | It could use some more salt. | 1.3316 | 0.04419 | 190 | 141 | 35 | 14 |
1610 | Should you call the Weather Channel, or should I? | 1.3316 | 0.04338 | 187 | 137 | 38 | 12 |
1611 | Ground pepper please. | 1.3316 | 0.04134 | 187 | 134 | 44 | 9 |
1612 | Could I move tables? I feel a draft | 1.3316 | 0.04203 | 187 | 135 | 42 | 10 |
1613 | Tornado? I said TOMATO! | 1.3315 | 0.04178 | 184 | 132 | 43 | 9 |
1614 | I ordered a hurricane but this is fine. | 1.3315 | 0.04505 | 181 | 134 | 34 | 13 |
1615 | Am I even able to send this back? | 1.3315 | 0.04344 | 178 | 129 | 39 | 10 |
1616 | Well if you prefer, it can be paired with a Hurricane or a Mudslide. | 1.3315 | 0.04558 | 178 | 132 | 33 | 13 |
1617 | You could have gone into a little more detail when you recommended the Trailer Park Special. | 1.3314 | 0.04753 | 175 | 132 | 28 | 15 |
1618 | I distinctly requested an F2! | 1.3314 | 0.04044 | 172 | 120 | 47 | 5 |
1619 | Thaiphoon wasn't just a punny restaurant name? | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
1620 | potato, po-tah-do, tomato, tornado ... | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
1621 | I think that's a bit more than a FLY! | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
1622 | I’m afraid I need another spoon. | 1.3314 | 0.04576 | 169 | 124 | 34 | 11 |
1623 | Excuse me waiter, there seems to be a catastrophic weather event in my soup. | 1.3313 | 0.04863 | 166 | 125 | 27 | 14 |
1624 | Is this the classic French recipe, or the chef's own twist on it? | 1.3312 | 0.04729 | 157 | 115 | 32 | 10 |
1625 | Waiter, my spoon is missing. | 1.3302 | 0.04146 | 212 | 157 | 40 | 15 |
1626 | Sorry, the self-stirring soup still has a few bugs in it. | 1.3300 | 0.04099 | 203 | 148 | 43 | 12 |
1627 | Great presentation but I’m going to need a bib. | 1.3300 | 0.04376 | 200 | 150 | 34 | 16 |
1628 | I thought I ordered the tomato soup. | 1.3300 | 0.04318 | 200 | 149 | 36 | 15 |
1629 | Yeah the chef's been experimenting lately. | 1.3299 | 0.04244 | 197 | 145 | 39 | 13 |
1630 | Deduct a star for poor atmosphere. | 1.3299 | 0.04289 | 194 | 143 | 38 | 13 |
1631 | On second thought, I’ll take the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3299 | 0.04289 | 194 | 143 | 38 | 13 |
1632 | We are out of the funnel cake, but the chef recommends this in its place. | 1.3299 | 0.04098 | 194 | 140 | 44 | 10 |
1633 | The soup is served Globally Warmed. | 1.3299 | 0.04163 | 194 | 141 | 42 | 11 |
1634 | Thank you, but I ordered a bowl of T-O-M-A-T-O soup | 1.3298 | 0.04522 | 191 | 144 | 31 | 16 |
1635 | Excuse me but I ordered an F4 | 1.3298 | 0.04461 | 191 | 143 | 33 | 15 |
1636 | Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup! | 1.3298 | 0.04384 | 188 | 139 | 36 | 13 |
1637 | So that's what the menu meant by 'Oklahoma Clam Chowder.' | 1.3298 | 0.04252 | 188 | 137 | 40 | 11 |
1638 | The genie will be right out to take your wish | 1.3298 | 0.04318 | 188 | 138 | 38 | 12 |
1639 | We were out of tomato. | 1.3298 | 0.04448 | 188 | 140 | 34 | 14 |
1640 | The food is fine, but the ambiance is a disaster. | 1.3297 | 0.04229 | 185 | 134 | 41 | 10 |
1641 | No, I distinctly said “tomato.” | 1.3297 | 0.04499 | 185 | 138 | 33 | 14 |
1642 | Our famous corn soup, monsieur. Chef says it'll take you right back to Kansas. | 1.3297 | 0.04753 | 185 | 142 | 25 | 18 |
1643 | It's NOT what I ordered. Tell the bartender to make me a hurricane. | 1.3297 | 0.04346 | 182 | 133 | 38 | 11 |
1644 | Tornado soup, it's considered a delicacy in Kansas. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
1645 | The tornado I can live with. It's the chef's love affair with salt that is the REAL disaster here. | 1.3296 | 0.04250 | 179 | 129 | 41 | 9 |
1646 | The food better be good. Because the atmosphere stinks. | 1.3296 | 0.04536 | 179 | 133 | 33 | 13 |
1647 | I said I wanted the TOMATO soup. | 1.3296 | 0.04466 | 179 | 132 | 35 | 12 |
1648 | -When you first opened, the tornadoes were bigger! | 1.3295 | 0.04298 | 176 | 127 | 40 | 9 |
1649 | Excuse me, but I thought I ordered the one with fennel. | 1.3295 | 0.04660 | 176 | 132 | 30 | 14 |
1650 | This is only an F1. I ordered the F5. | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
1651 | I'm sorry, but I ordered the category 1 soup. | 1.3295 | 0.04189 | 173 | 123 | 43 | 7 |
1652 | YES, sir, I really am quite convinced that there is a draft at this table. | 1.3295 | 0.04646 | 173 | 129 | 31 | 13 |
1653 | Did I hear you say the chef put a spin on this special? | 1.3294 | 0.04397 | 170 | 123 | 38 | 9 |
1654 | I thought I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
1655 | I think I’ll pass on the Tsunami Pie. | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
1656 | I think I might have blown on the soup too hard. | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
1657 | You say 'tore-nay-doe', I say 'tore-nah-doe'. It's still a great bisque. | 1.3293 | 0.04284 | 167 | 119 | 41 | 7 |
1658 | I'd prefer a more robust wine. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
1659 | I've asked FEMA to declare this soup a disaster. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
1660 | I said a tempest in a teapot! | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
1661 | This is your spin on a tomato soup? | 1.3289 | 0.03840 | 228 | 166 | 49 | 13 |
1662 | I guess I over-stirred. | 1.3287 | 0.03928 | 216 | 157 | 47 | 12 |
1663 | Yes, much more annoying than a fly. | 1.3285 | 0.04099 | 207 | 152 | 42 | 13 |
1664 | You're sure we're not in Kansas anymore? | 1.3285 | 0.04322 | 207 | 156 | 34 | 17 |
1665 | I meant tournedos of beef . | 1.3285 | 0.04268 | 207 | 155 | 36 | 16 |
1666 | I asked for a twist, not a twister | 1.3284 | 0.03962 | 204 | 147 | 47 | 10 |
1667 | They say it’s hard to attribute any specific event to climate change, but you have to admit this is a game changer. | 1.3284 | 0.04198 | 204 | 151 | 39 | 14 |
1668 | When the menu said beef tornados, I thought it was a typo. | 1.3284 | 0.04256 | 204 | 152 | 37 | 15 |
1669 | This is too 'farm to table' for my tastes. | 1.3284 | 0.04183 | 201 | 148 | 40 | 13 |
1670 | Aren't tempests supposed to be in teapots and not in borscht? | 1.3284 | 0.04183 | 201 | 148 | 40 | 13 |
1671 | Isn't this normally served in a teacup? | 1.3283 | 0.04226 | 198 | 146 | 39 | 13 |
1672 | Excuse me, this soup was supposed to be hot but it appears a cold front moved in. | 1.3283 | 0.04226 | 198 | 146 | 39 | 13 |
1673 | Yes sir.....it's our seasonal special. | 1.3283 | 0.04165 | 198 | 145 | 41 | 12 |
1674 | No, I asked for the tournedos. | 1.3282 | 0.04332 | 195 | 145 | 36 | 14 |
1675 | Scusi. I said TO-MA-TO. | 1.3282 | 0.04145 | 195 | 142 | 42 | 11 |
1676 | I'm quite certain I ordered tournedos. | 1.3281 | 0.04379 | 192 | 143 | 35 | 14 |
1677 | I need more crackers. | 1.3281 | 0.04253 | 192 | 141 | 39 | 12 |
1678 | Sir, would you like some FEMA with that? | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
1679 | Next time, I'll be fine with just a fly in my soup | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
1680 | Our chef wanted to put a new spin on the menu. | 1.3280 | 0.04364 | 189 | 140 | 36 | 13 |
1681 | Tell Chef to cancel the Tournedos of Beef | 1.3280 | 0.04553 | 189 | 143 | 30 | 16 |
1682 | I meant to order the Tournedos | 1.3280 | 0.04028 | 189 | 135 | 46 | 8 |
1683 | Excuse me, but I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3280 | 0.04606 | 186 | 141 | 29 | 16 |
1684 | I would give this bisque an EF4 out of five. Is the chowder less menacing? | 1.3280 | 0.04346 | 186 | 137 | 37 | 12 |
1685 | Excuse me, waiter, I ordered Tournados. | 1.3280 | 0.04542 | 186 | 140 | 31 | 15 |
1686 | Can I get a poncho? | 1.3280 | 0.04279 | 186 | 136 | 39 | 11 |
1687 | It blows on itself. | 1.3280 | 0.04412 | 186 | 138 | 35 | 13 |
1688 | I suppose this is what happens when ambient hot air meets tasteless cold soup. | 1.3279 | 0.04724 | 183 | 140 | 26 | 17 |
1689 | It's our seasonal North Atlantic bisque, with aromatic fennel circulation and a delectable low-pressure center. | 1.3278 | 0.04583 | 180 | 135 | 31 | 14 |
1690 | Excuse me waiter . There’s a tornado in my soup . | 1.3278 | 0.04514 | 180 | 134 | 33 | 13 |
1691 | How is it you thought I said 'Tornado Basil'? | 1.3278 | 0.04230 | 180 | 130 | 41 | 9 |
1692 | Whatever the chef says, it looks like global warming to me. | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
1693 | Yes, I have heard of ‘Tempest in a Teacup’, but ‘’Minestrone Maelstrom’? | 1.3276 | 0.04402 | 174 | 127 | 37 | 10 |
1694 | Quick! To the salt cellar. | 1.3276 | 0.04764 | 174 | 132 | 27 | 15 |
1695 | No one else complained | 1.3275 | 0.04680 | 171 | 128 | 30 | 13 |
1696 | Did a butterfly in Brazil flap its wings? | 1.3274 | 0.04427 | 168 | 122 | 37 | 9 |
1697 | It's just the tip of the parsnip. | 1.3274 | 0.04663 | 168 | 125 | 31 | 12 |
1698 | It's spinning the wrong way. | 1.3274 | 0.04507 | 168 | 123 | 35 | 10 |
1699 | Climate change is having many strange effects sir. | 1.3274 | 0.04427 | 168 | 122 | 37 | 9 |
1700 | No, I did not stir it, "a tad vigorously"! | 1.3273 | 0.03769 | 220 | 158 | 52 | 10 |
1701 | Are you sure this is gluten free? | 1.3273 | 0.04035 | 220 | 163 | 42 | 15 |
1702 | Waiter, I asked for TOMATO soup | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
1703 | I’m sorry but I ordered tournedos. | 1.3272 | 0.04125 | 217 | 162 | 39 | 16 |
1704 | I said “Tomato not Tornado Soup”. | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
1705 | It always happens when the steam of the hot soup meets the cold of the air conditioning. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
1706 | I distinctly said beef tournedos! | 1.3271 | 0.03950 | 214 | 156 | 46 | 12 |
1707 | Tornado. I thought you said the special was Tomato. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
1708 | It may be what I ordered, but I thought you had misspelled tournedos. | 1.3270 | 0.04099 | 211 | 156 | 41 | 14 |
1709 | I asked for tomato, not tornado. | 1.3270 | 0.04099 | 211 | 156 | 41 | 14 |
1710 | I thought I ordered funnel cake? | 1.3268 | 0.04238 | 205 | 153 | 37 | 15 |
1711 | Waiter, there’s a fly of biblical proportions in my soup. | 1.3267 | 0.04224 | 202 | 150 | 38 | 14 |
1712 | I said cream of TOMATO. | 1.3267 | 0.04339 | 202 | 152 | 34 | 16 |
1713 | Is this what they call Nor'easter Clam Chowder? | 1.3266 | 0.04268 | 199 | 148 | 37 | 14 |
1714 | It's another take on funnel cake. | 1.3266 | 0.03895 | 199 | 142 | 49 | 8 |
1715 | Well, I've had spicier... | 1.3266 | 0.04147 | 199 | 146 | 41 | 12 |
1716 | When I order a tornado bisque, I expect there to be tiny mobile homes. Well, where are they? | 1.3265 | 0.04549 | 196 | 150 | 28 | 18 |
1717 | Is this not usually served in a tea cup? | 1.3265 | 0.04313 | 196 | 146 | 36 | 14 |
1718 | Does it come with a side of insurance? | 1.3265 | 0.04190 | 196 | 144 | 40 | 12 |
1719 | I specifically requested the tornado on the side. | 1.3264 | 0.04421 | 193 | 145 | 33 | 15 |
1720 | Can you bring me a new spoon? | 1.3264 | 0.04601 | 193 | 148 | 27 | 18 |
1721 | Surprised? Yes. I expected Tournedos, not a tornado. | 1.3264 | 0.04170 | 193 | 141 | 41 | 11 |
1722 | I assumed 'Alabama Surprise' involved a variation of shrimp and grits. | 1.3263 | 0.04344 | 190 | 141 | 36 | 13 |
1723 | I'd rather have the fly in my soup. | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
1724 | Waiter, there's a national emergency in my soup! | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
1725 | I specifically said "tomato." | 1.3263 | 0.04593 | 190 | 145 | 28 | 17 |
1726 | An odd way to remove a fly, but thank you. | 1.3263 | 0.04471 | 190 | 143 | 32 | 15 |
1727 | You got it wrong. I ordered tournedos! | 1.3263 | 0.04344 | 190 | 141 | 36 | 13 |
1728 | You must have misheard me... TOM-A-TO | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
1729 | The Beef Tournedos Soup was a bit more dramatic than I was expecting. | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
1730 | That should take care of the fly in your soup. | 1.3262 | 0.04392 | 187 | 139 | 35 | 13 |
1731 | Are you sure this dish is gluten free? | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
1732 | It pairs well with our hurricane cocktail. | 1.3262 | 0.04326 | 187 | 138 | 37 | 12 |
1733 | I asked for the "tomato bisque" not the "tornado risk." | 1.3261 | 0.04442 | 184 | 137 | 34 | 13 |
1734 | I meant to order the tournedos of beef. | 1.3261 | 0.04574 | 184 | 139 | 30 | 15 |
1735 | I might need a bib for this one. | 1.3261 | 0.04166 | 184 | 133 | 42 | 9 |
1736 | Very impressive, but I ordered the tomato soup. | 1.3261 | 0.04306 | 184 | 135 | 38 | 11 |
1737 | The chef is still upset about my sending back his signature dish last week? | 1.3261 | 0.04166 | 184 | 133 | 42 | 9 |
1738 | Was there a low pressure system in the kitchen? | 1.3261 | 0.03946 | 184 | 130 | 48 | 6 |
1739 | Are you sure this is extra, extra spicy? | 1.3261 | 0.04508 | 184 | 138 | 32 | 14 |
1740 | My compliments to the Weatherman. | 1.3261 | 0.04374 | 184 | 136 | 36 | 12 |
1741 | Do you mind turning the fan off? | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
1742 | You know I think I finally get this whole climate change thing. | 1.3260 | 0.04628 | 181 | 137 | 29 | 15 |
1743 | After I've reaped the whirlwind I'd like more croutons, please. | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
1744 | There's a warm front in the kitchen and a cold front out here. | 1.3258 | 0.04182 | 178 | 128 | 42 | 8 |
1745 | My apologies. I should have mentioned the soup must be stirred COUNTER-clockwise. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
1746 | I ordered TOURNADOES of beef..... | 1.3258 | 0.04120 | 221 | 166 | 38 | 17 |
1747 | We've been experiencing extreme Menu Change. | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1748 | Critics are calling this new restaurant a natural disaster. | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1749 | We used to serve hurricanes. | 1.3256 | 0.04195 | 172 | 123 | 42 | 7 |
1750 | T.O.U.R.N.E.D.O.S. Google it! | 1.3255 | 0.03971 | 212 | 155 | 45 | 12 |
1751 | I'm not sure I'm ready for "cold" fusion cuisine.... | 1.3254 | 0.04714 | 169 | 127 | 29 | 13 |
1752 | Waiter, could you bring me a spoon and a side of plywood? | 1.3254 | 0.04178 | 209 | 156 | 38 | 15 |
1753 | Is this the new chef from Kansas? | 1.3254 | 0.04009 | 209 | 153 | 44 | 12 |
1754 | And with dessert, may I suggest our tempest in a teapot. | 1.3253 | 0.04539 | 166 | 122 | 34 | 10 |
1755 | Our Soupe du Jour comes with a twist. | 1.3252 | 0.03989 | 206 | 150 | 45 | 11 |
1756 | Waiter, I think there has been a mistake. I ordered the Tournedos. | 1.3249 | 0.04472 | 197 | 150 | 30 | 17 |
1757 | Garcon, I ordered the fennel soup. | 1.3249 | 0.04294 | 197 | 147 | 36 | 14 |
1758 | Waiter, I ordered the TOMATO soup. | 1.3249 | 0.04413 | 197 | 149 | 32 | 16 |
1759 | The menu said Tournedos. | 1.3249 | 0.04172 | 197 | 145 | 40 | 12 |
1760 | I didn’t want this to go. | 1.3249 | 0.04172 | 197 | 145 | 40 | 12 |
1761 | TorNAYdo; TorNAHdo. It's not what I ordered. | 1.3249 | 0.04172 | 197 | 145 | 40 | 12 |
1762 | Meteorological gastronomy. | 1.3247 | 0.03954 | 194 | 139 | 47 | 8 |
1763 | I said a 'twist' of lemon! | 1.3247 | 0.04341 | 194 | 145 | 35 | 14 |
1764 | Could you turn down the AC? | 1.3247 | 0.04021 | 194 | 140 | 45 | 9 |
1765 | No, I’m sure I ordered TOMATO soup. | 1.3247 | 0.04580 | 194 | 149 | 27 | 18 |
1766 | I guess you did say it was a whirlwind of flavor | 1.3247 | 0.04087 | 194 | 141 | 43 | 10 |
1767 | Waiter, there's a fly-over state in my soup. | 1.3247 | 0.04152 | 194 | 142 | 41 | 11 |
1768 | There is a new twist to this recipe! | 1.3247 | 0.03817 | 194 | 137 | 51 | 6 |
1769 | I said, TOMATO Bisque soup. | 1.3246 | 0.04388 | 191 | 143 | 34 | 14 |
1770 | Mais oui, Monsieur...You are not in Kansas anymore. | 1.3246 | 0.04261 | 191 | 141 | 38 | 12 |
1771 | In the future, I suggest you swirl in that olive oil a little less vigorously. | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
1772 | Excuse me, I ordered the tsunami salad | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
1773 | The chef suggests that you think of it as a vortex of flavors | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 137 | 36 | 12 |
1774 | Waiter, there's a fly--well, flying things--in my soup. | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
1775 | Waiter, there's a trailer park in my soup! | 1.3243 | 0.04487 | 185 | 139 | 32 | 14 |
1776 | I’d like to change the course. | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
1777 | Presentation, F4, the actual soup, 2 stars. | 1.3242 | 0.03937 | 219 | 161 | 45 | 13 |
1778 | I'm not paying extra for this. | 1.3242 | 0.04191 | 182 | 132 | 41 | 9 |
1779 | I guess I’ll be taking this to go. | 1.3242 | 0.04191 | 182 | 132 | 41 | 9 |
1780 | In a teapot, I don't mind. But this is just a mess. | 1.3242 | 0.04118 | 182 | 131 | 43 | 8 |
1781 | Kudos to the chef—the Vortex-Mex chili is excellent. | 1.3242 | 0.04403 | 182 | 135 | 35 | 12 |
1782 | Send it back please. I ordered the pea soup fog. | 1.3242 | 0.04263 | 182 | 133 | 39 | 10 |
1783 | My croutons disappeared into the vortex funnel. May I have a few more please? | 1.3242 | 0.04403 | 182 | 135 | 35 | 12 |
1784 | I said To ma to, and you heard tor na do. Please take the whole thing back. | 1.3240 | 0.04593 | 179 | 135 | 30 | 14 |
1785 | Well, a moment ago there WAS a fly in my soup! | 1.3240 | 0.04163 | 179 | 129 | 42 | 8 |
1786 | I thought it was accented with fennel. | 1.3240 | 0.04524 | 179 | 134 | 32 | 13 |
1787 | No, sir, of course that is NOT a tornado in your soup! The croutons are rotating counterclockwise: its a cyclone. | 1.3240 | 0.04524 | 179 | 134 | 32 | 13 |
1788 | So this dish has origins in the Gulf coast? | 1.3240 | 0.04237 | 179 | 130 | 40 | 9 |
1789 | My apologies. I thought you said fennel. Can you tell me about the salad again? | 1.3239 | 0.03899 | 213 | 155 | 47 | 11 |
1790 | I heard you say, "I'll give it a whirl." | 1.3239 | 0.04066 | 213 | 158 | 41 | 14 |
1791 | Sir, I did tell you it was soup with a twist. | 1.3239 | 0.03899 | 213 | 155 | 47 | 11 |
1792 | It appears the kitchen dropped a piece of funnel cake in my soup | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1793 | ... so, you stir counter-clockwise south of the equator? | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
1794 | Climate Change is getting harder to ignore. | 1.3238 | 0.04106 | 210 | 156 | 40 | 14 |
1795 | Can I hear about your other specials? | 1.3238 | 0.03818 | 210 | 151 | 50 | 9 |
1796 | No, I'm not complaining about the fly! | 1.3237 | 0.04486 | 173 | 128 | 34 | 11 |
1797 | When I said I'd give the special a whirl, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3237 | 0.04705 | 173 | 131 | 28 | 14 |
1798 | I may have misspoken; I meant "farm-to-table." | 1.3237 | 0.04333 | 173 | 126 | 38 | 9 |
1799 | Thanks. The fly is gone now. | 1.3237 | 0.03914 | 207 | 150 | 47 | 10 |
1800 | I asked for a TWIST of lemon. | 1.3235 | 0.03763 | 204 | 145 | 52 | 7 |
1801 | I already knew I wasn’t in Kansas anymore. | 1.3234 | 0.03989 | 201 | 146 | 45 | 10 |
1802 | Apologies from the chef, sir. We’re out of the regular tournedos. | 1.3234 | 0.04231 | 201 | 150 | 37 | 14 |
1803 | Sir, I know you ordered a Hurricane, but the chef had to make a last minute substitution. I hope that it's ok. | 1.3232 | 0.04276 | 198 | 148 | 36 | 14 |
1804 | I asked for TOMATO bisque | 1.3232 | 0.04335 | 198 | 149 | 34 | 15 |
1805 | When I order sharknado soup, I expect to see some shark. | 1.3231 | 0.04501 | 195 | 149 | 29 | 17 |
1806 | I ordered tournedos, not tornados. | 1.3231 | 0.04069 | 195 | 142 | 43 | 10 |
1807 | I ordered a tournedos, not a tornado! | 1.3231 | 0.04321 | 195 | 146 | 35 | 14 |
1808 | Maybe I shouldn’t have complained about the salad. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
1809 | Is this your first time at a Sky to Table Restaurant? | 1.3229 | 0.04242 | 192 | 142 | 38 | 12 |
1810 | Perhaps you could bring me a spoon? | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1811 | Is it still possible to choose the dinner salad? | 1.3228 | 0.04352 | 189 | 141 | 35 | 13 |
1812 | I specifically asked for an F3, not an F4. | 1.3228 | 0.04480 | 189 | 143 | 31 | 15 |
1813 | Sorry, that’s not mine. I said tournedoes, medium rare. | 1.3228 | 0.04221 | 189 | 139 | 39 | 11 |
1814 | No, I ordered tournedos. | 1.3228 | 0.04221 | 189 | 139 | 39 | 11 |
1815 | I neglected to tell you, you weren’t supposed to stir it. | 1.3226 | 0.04198 | 186 | 136 | 40 | 10 |
1816 | Waiter, my vortex is cold. | 1.3226 | 0.04064 | 217 | 162 | 40 | 15 |
1817 | I want to talk to FEMA. | 1.3226 | 0.04057 | 186 | 134 | 44 | 8 |
1818 | The Chef is really taking Restaurant Week by storm. | 1.3226 | 0.04198 | 186 | 136 | 40 | 10 |
1819 | Tomato—I said tomato! | 1.3226 | 0.04531 | 186 | 141 | 30 | 15 |
1820 | It started as a tempest in a teapot. | 1.3224 | 0.04050 | 214 | 159 | 41 | 14 |
1821 | I wanted it without spouts. | 1.3223 | 0.04089 | 211 | 157 | 40 | 14 |
1822 | Actually, I ordered tournedos of beef. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
1823 | Just some bread and a poncho. | 1.3222 | 0.04068 | 180 | 129 | 44 | 7 |
1824 | This is not my idea of 'an exciting new addition to the menu.' | 1.3222 | 0.04571 | 180 | 136 | 30 | 14 |
1825 | Forget the wine. I feel like a Dark and Stormy. | 1.3220 | 0.04625 | 177 | 134 | 29 | 14 |
1826 | Did you say "tournedo" or "tornado"? | 1.3220 | 0.04264 | 177 | 129 | 39 | 9 |
1827 | When I saw the menu I hoped you had just misspelled the word 'Tomato'. | 1.3220 | 0.04555 | 177 | 133 | 31 | 13 |
1828 | I’ve been blowing on it! | 1.3220 | 0.04412 | 177 | 131 | 35 | 11 |
1829 | Well that puts a new twist on tomato bisque. | 1.3220 | 0.04412 | 177 | 131 | 35 | 11 |
1830 | I’m afraid today’s potage clearly states funnel not fennel, monsieur. Bon appetit!” | 1.3220 | 0.04339 | 177 | 130 | 37 | 10 |
1831 | I imagine you're going to tell me this was caused by climate change. | 1.3220 | 0.04555 | 177 | 133 | 31 | 13 |
1832 | Could I have it shaken, not stirred? | 1.3218 | 0.04389 | 174 | 128 | 36 | 10 |
1833 | I expected this in a teacup. May I speak to your manager? | 1.3218 | 0.04235 | 174 | 126 | 40 | 8 |
1834 | May I have some salt and a Doppler radar? | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
1835 | If possible, I prefer something less au courant” | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
1836 | Glad to see the Wizard's back in the Kitchen. | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
1837 | Waiter, there was a fly in my soup. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 202 | 150 | 39 | 13 |
1838 | I ordered a Tempest in a Teapot, not a Cyclone in a Soup Bowl. | 1.3218 | 0.04496 | 202 | 156 | 27 | 19 |
1839 | This soup is out of season. | 1.3216 | 0.04667 | 171 | 129 | 29 | 13 |
1840 | I am quite certain that I ordered Tournedos of Beef. | 1.3216 | 0.04317 | 199 | 150 | 34 | 15 |
1841 | Send this back to the kitchen. It sucks. | 1.3216 | 0.04012 | 199 | 145 | 44 | 10 |
1842 | but i wanted a tempest in a teacup | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
1843 | When I ordered tournedos, I just assumed it would be beef. | 1.3214 | 0.04422 | 196 | 149 | 31 | 16 |
1844 | The chef tried a new secret recipe. We'd ask him but we can't find him. | 1.3214 | 0.04241 | 196 | 146 | 37 | 13 |
1845 | It started in the teapot. | 1.3213 | 0.03745 | 221 | 160 | 51 | 10 |
1846 | Soup of the day. Whirled Peas. | 1.3212 | 0.04093 | 193 | 141 | 42 | 10 |
1847 | Well, monsieur, your pronunciation of "tournedos" left much to the imagination. | 1.3212 | 0.04286 | 193 | 144 | 36 | 13 |
1848 | Please pass on to the chef that the mobile home croutons are phenomenal.” | 1.3212 | 0.04471 | 193 | 147 | 30 | 16 |
1849 | You say everyone who ordered it has been resuscitated? | 1.3212 | 0.04410 | 193 | 146 | 32 | 15 |
1850 | Did you by chance bring me the Midwest instead of the Minestrone?" | 1.3212 | 0.04286 | 193 | 144 | 36 | 13 |
1851 | No, everything isn't O.K. I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3212 | 0.04471 | 193 | 147 | 30 | 16 |
1852 | It’s farm to table sir. | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
1853 | And you’re sure the soup is organic? | 1.3212 | 0.04548 | 165 | 122 | 33 | 10 |
1854 | Did you say funnel cloud or funnel cake? | 1.3211 | 0.04068 | 190 | 138 | 43 | 9 |
1855 | May I suggest that if you don't speak French you take 'tournedos' off the menu? | 1.3210 | 0.04769 | 162 | 122 | 28 | 12 |
1856 | Take it back- I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. | 1.3209 | 0.04192 | 215 | 163 | 35 | 17 |
1857 | My crackers are a total loss! | 1.3209 | 0.04381 | 187 | 140 | 34 | 13 |
1858 | Any suggestions as to a utensil I should use. | 1.3209 | 0.03967 | 187 | 134 | 46 | 7 |
1859 | Do you have a short term forecast for my soup? | 1.3209 | 0.04110 | 187 | 136 | 42 | 9 |
1860 | Impressive, but I ordered the to·ma·to soup. | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
1861 | I’ll take those ruby slippers whenever they’re ready. | 1.3209 | 0.04381 | 187 | 140 | 34 | 13 |
1862 | I’ve had all I want for now. Could you pack the rest to go please? | 1.3208 | 0.03788 | 212 | 153 | 50 | 9 |
1863 | Yes, it is unusual. We don't see very many tornados touch down in Manhattan. | 1.3208 | 0.04127 | 212 | 159 | 38 | 15 |
1864 | I specifically asked that it be served in a teapot. | 1.3207 | 0.03579 | 237 | 171 | 56 | 10 |
1865 | I thought "Tornado Soup " was a typo . | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
1866 | While I'm waiting for this to cool, when can I expect Chateaubriand to touch down? | 1.3207 | 0.04362 | 184 | 137 | 35 | 12 |
1867 | I thought I was getting Thai Food, not a typhoon. | 1.3205 | 0.03757 | 234 | 172 | 49 | 13 |
1868 | I thought I told you quite clearly that I like my tempest in a teacup. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
1869 | Could you wrap this in an act of God bag? | 1.3204 | 0.04549 | 181 | 137 | 30 | 14 |
1870 | Tell Anatole to walk it back on the habaneros, eh? | 1.3204 | 0.04747 | 181 | 140 | 24 | 17 |
1871 | Hey! I ordered BEEF tournedos. | 1.3204 | 0.03919 | 206 | 150 | 46 | 10 |
1872 | My apologies, sir. We only give refunds in the event of black hole. | 1.3202 | 0.04533 | 178 | 134 | 31 | 13 |
1873 | Calling this 'chicken soup with a twist' is a bit misleading. . . | 1.3202 | 0.03767 | 203 | 145 | 51 | 7 |
1874 | Am I going to be blown away??!! | 1.3202 | 0.04018 | 203 | 149 | 43 | 11 |
1875 | tuh-MAH-toh, not tor-NAH-doh | 1.3200 | 0.03995 | 200 | 146 | 44 | 10 |
1876 | I said "Cream of Tomato", not "Tornado"! | 1.3200 | 0.04658 | 175 | 133 | 28 | 14 |
1877 | Does global warming also affect the tomato bisque? | 1.3200 | 0.04658 | 175 | 133 | 28 | 14 |
1878 | I thought you said "with a soupcon of fennel," not funnel. | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
1879 | Pardon, monsieur, but I ordered the TOURNEDOS. s'il vous plait. | 1.3198 | 0.04284 | 197 | 148 | 35 | 14 |
1880 | I could use a spoon. | 1.3198 | 0.04344 | 197 | 149 | 33 | 15 |
1881 | No, you're mistaken. I ordered the tempest in a teacup. | 1.3198 | 0.04344 | 197 | 149 | 33 | 15 |
1882 | That's quite the twist of pepper. | 1.3198 | 0.04284 | 197 | 148 | 35 | 14 |
1883 | Could i have some garlic bread to calm it down | 1.3198 | 0.03970 | 197 | 143 | 45 | 9 |
1884 | Excuse me, I ordered fennel soup? | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1885 | Wrap this to go and I’ll take the check, please | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
1886 | Waiter I ordered a Category 2... | 1.3196 | 0.04140 | 194 | 143 | 40 | 11 |
1887 | I thought I ordered Cream of TOMATO Soup. | 1.3196 | 0.04075 | 194 | 142 | 42 | 10 |
1888 | I'm going to pass on the Kansas special. | 1.3196 | 0.04204 | 194 | 144 | 38 | 12 |
1889 | The prediction is high winds and heavy rains, becoming a Category 2, unless you eat it right away. | 1.3195 | 0.04775 | 169 | 129 | 26 | 14 |
1890 | You better hope we end up outside Kansas. | 1.3194 | 0.03797 | 216 | 157 | 49 | 10 |
1891 | Sir, the chef was last seen storming about the kitchen. | 1.3194 | 0.03909 | 216 | 159 | 45 | 12 |
1892 | TORNADO soup?! I thought you said Tomato soup. | 1.3194 | 0.04117 | 191 | 140 | 41 | 10 |
1893 | I may not have been clear about my dietary restrictions. | 1.3191 | 0.04361 | 188 | 141 | 34 | 13 |
1894 | Don’t try to blame this on global warming! | 1.3191 | 0.04160 | 188 | 138 | 40 | 10 |
1895 | It may be farm to table, but is it organic? | 1.3190 | 0.04663 | 163 | 122 | 30 | 11 |
1896 | Believe me, there was a fly in my soup. | 1.3189 | 0.04205 | 185 | 136 | 39 | 10 |
1897 | The dish? It sucks. | 1.3189 | 0.04342 | 185 | 138 | 35 | 12 |
1898 | I hope this substitute for funnel cake satisfies the gentleman. | 1.3189 | 0.04205 | 185 | 136 | 39 | 10 |
1899 | I thought the menu said Beef “Tournedos” soup! | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
1900 | But I asked for tomato, not tornado soup. | 1.3187 | 0.04460 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
1901 | If the soup's a disaster, why should I have confidence in the entree? | 1.3187 | 0.04460 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
1902 | Tomato soup! Not tornado! | 1.3187 | 0.04251 | 182 | 134 | 38 | 10 |
1903 | I thought you said pumpkin soup with a twist. | 1.3187 | 0.04251 | 182 | 134 | 38 | 10 |
1904 | Our farm to table credentials are impeccable. | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
1905 | I'm pretty sure the menu said beef tournedos | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1906 | Waiter, I ordered beef tournedos. | 1.3184 | 0.04648 | 179 | 137 | 27 | 15 |
1907 | It’s our tomato soup with a new twist. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1908 | Waiter, there's a twister in my soup. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1909 | I still don't believe in climate change. | 1.3184 | 0.04648 | 179 | 137 | 27 | 15 |
1910 | I said T O M A T O soup." | 1.3184 | 0.04040 | 201 | 148 | 42 | 11 |
1911 | Since when does seasonal include hurricane season? | 1.3182 | 0.04081 | 198 | 146 | 41 | 11 |
1912 | Is it too late to change it to the cheesy earthquake flatbread? | 1.3182 | 0.04265 | 198 | 149 | 35 | 14 |
1913 | Never mind, the twister took care of it. | 1.3182 | 0.04143 | 198 | 147 | 39 | 12 |
1914 | I think you misheard my request of 'twist of lemon' | 1.3182 | 0.04635 | 176 | 134 | 28 | 14 |
1915 | I said the New England--not the Kansas--clam chowder. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
1916 | Waiter, I ordered 'tomato' soup.. | 1.3180 | 0.04002 | 217 | 162 | 41 | 14 |
1917 | If I wanted it to go I would’ve asked. | 1.3179 | 0.04371 | 195 | 148 | 32 | 15 |
1918 | Do you have a trailer park for an entree? | 1.3179 | 0.04310 | 195 | 147 | 34 | 14 |
1919 | I'm sorry, I thought I ordered the beef tournedos. | 1.3179 | 0.04547 | 173 | 130 | 31 | 12 |
1920 | I think it's a rift in the soup-time continuum. | 1.3179 | 0.04547 | 173 | 130 | 31 | 12 |
1921 | There's a damn hair in my soup. | 1.3179 | 0.04547 | 173 | 130 | 31 | 12 |
1922 | I'm sorry. I ordered the tempest in teapot. | 1.3177 | 0.04165 | 192 | 142 | 39 | 11 |
1923 | This molecular gastronomy thing is getting out of hand. | 1.3177 | 0.04419 | 192 | 146 | 31 | 15 |
1924 | I hate to complain, but you forgot the soup spoon. | 1.3177 | 0.04165 | 192 | 142 | 39 | 11 |
1925 | But I asked for this in a teapot. | 1.3177 | 0.04481 | 192 | 147 | 29 | 16 |
1926 | Could I order something a bit more understated? | 1.3177 | 0.04099 | 192 | 141 | 41 | 10 |
1927 | So, the name Dust Bowl is literal, then? | 1.3177 | 0.04357 | 192 | 145 | 33 | 14 |
1928 | Could I have this wrapped up to go? | 1.3177 | 0.04357 | 192 | 145 | 33 | 14 |
1929 | Oh, you wanted tournedos. | 1.3176 | 0.04751 | 170 | 130 | 26 | 14 |
1930 | I ordered "tomato" soup, sir. | 1.3176 | 0.04824 | 170 | 131 | 24 | 15 |
1931 | What do I get with my steak, a cattle stampede? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 170 | 128 | 30 | 12 |
1932 | Waiter, there's a fumarole in my soup. | 1.3175 | 0.03609 | 211 | 150 | 55 | 6 |
1933 | This sure beats Benihana. | 1.3175 | 0.04004 | 189 | 137 | 44 | 8 |
1934 | You call it tor-nay-do. I call it tor-nah-do. | 1.3175 | 0.04142 | 189 | 139 | 40 | 10 |
1935 | No, I ordered the tournedos! | 1.3175 | 0.04276 | 189 | 141 | 36 | 12 |
1936 | I ordered the soup with fish tournedos. | 1.3175 | 0.04341 | 189 | 142 | 34 | 13 |
1937 | Are you certain this is gluten free? | 1.3173 | 0.03946 | 208 | 153 | 44 | 11 |
1938 | I thought you were kidding when you said that the chef’s soup would transport me to another place. | 1.3173 | 0.04119 | 208 | 156 | 38 | 14 |
1939 | I ordered the French Onion, not the Dorothy. | 1.3173 | 0.04175 | 208 | 157 | 36 | 15 |
1940 | I ordered bean sprout not water spout soup! | 1.3172 | 0.04322 | 186 | 139 | 35 | 12 |
1941 | Sorry sir, I can't return the soup due to Force Majeure | 1.3172 | 0.04389 | 186 | 140 | 33 | 13 |
1942 | I'll have them turn down the air conditioner | 1.3172 | 0.04186 | 186 | 137 | 39 | 10 |
1943 | No, I ordered steak Tournedo | 1.3172 | 0.04116 | 186 | 136 | 41 | 9 |
1944 | For the last time, I ordered the funnel CAKE! | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
1945 | You didn’t have to blow that hard; it wasn’t that hot. | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
1946 | My understanding was that the tempest was in the teapot. | 1.3171 | 0.04044 | 205 | 152 | 41 | 12 |
1947 | I said tomato bisque. T-O-M-A-T-O | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
1948 | No, I definitely did not order the Minestorme soup | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
1949 | I asked for cream of tomato soup, not screaming tornado soup! | 1.3171 | 0.04718 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 12 |
1950 | Our latest soup, Sir, with a new twist ! | 1.3169 | 0.04506 | 183 | 139 | 30 | 14 |
1951 | Waiter, there's a Dorothy in my soup. | 1.3169 | 0.04370 | 183 | 137 | 34 | 12 |
1952 | We think it has something to do with climate change! | 1.3169 | 0.04086 | 183 | 133 | 42 | 8 |
1953 | A warning would've been nice. | 1.3167 | 0.04130 | 180 | 131 | 41 | 8 |
1954 | Not to worry, the fly has gone | 1.3167 | 0.04420 | 180 | 135 | 33 | 12 |
1955 | Waiter, there is, amongst other things, a fly in my soup. | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
1956 | This gave us our third Michelin star. | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
1957 | On a scale of EF-1 to EF-4, how would you rate the soup? | 1.3167 | 0.04420 | 180 | 135 | 33 | 12 |
1958 | Your seasonal menu just blows me away! | 1.3167 | 0.04349 | 180 | 134 | 35 | 11 |
1959 | But I distinctly ordered the Tempest in a Teapot! | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
1960 | Excuse me sir. I ordered tornados of beef. | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
1961 | I did warn you, sir- our Tournedos Rossini are exceptional. | 1.3166 | 0.04186 | 199 | 149 | 37 | 13 |
1962 | Crackers are ill-advised. | 1.3165 | 0.03824 | 218 | 160 | 47 | 11 |
1963 | I didn’t blow on it. | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
1964 | Excuse me sir, but I ordered the tournedo. | 1.3164 | 0.04682 | 177 | 136 | 26 | 15 |
1965 | I take it you're aware of the too-hot-coffee lawsuit against McDonalds? | 1.3164 | 0.04543 | 177 | 134 | 30 | 13 |
1966 | It’s our cream of tornado soup! | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
1967 | I thought the tornado bisque came with croutons | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
1968 | You can pull this together and you STILL can't get me a spoon?! | 1.3164 | 0.04543 | 177 | 134 | 30 | 13 |
1969 | When I asked for a “twist” I meant lemon! | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
1970 | Can I still change my order? | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
1971 | Excuse me, I asked for the “tomato” soup. | 1.3163 | 0.04291 | 196 | 148 | 34 | 14 |
1972 | I ordered the Tournedos, not the Tornado ! | 1.3163 | 0.04291 | 196 | 148 | 34 | 14 |
1973 | I was thinking that a jar of moonshine would make for a much better pairing. | 1.3163 | 0.04230 | 196 | 147 | 36 | 13 |
1974 | Not tornado...I said tomato. | 1.3163 | 0.04130 | 215 | 163 | 36 | 16 |
1975 | There’s a hyperbole in my soup! | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
1976 | Our chef is trying a new twister on an old classic | 1.3161 | 0.04081 | 193 | 142 | 41 | 10 |
1977 | I ask for tournedous of beef.... | 1.3161 | 0.04338 | 193 | 146 | 33 | 14 |
1978 | There's been a mistake. I ordered Thai Pho. | 1.3161 | 0.04081 | 193 | 142 | 41 | 10 |
1979 | The soup is angry, monsieur. | 1.3158 | 0.04268 | 171 | 125 | 38 | 8 |
1980 | Check, please. I'm on a whirlwind tour of the city. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1981 | What do you mean your menu has a force majeure clause? | 1.3158 | 0.04055 | 190 | 139 | 42 | 9 |
1982 | I presume this dish will not need stirring? | 1.3158 | 0.03986 | 190 | 138 | 44 | 8 |
1983 | I did not order the meal to go. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1984 | Typo on the menu? I ordered vichyssoise with fennel. | 1.3158 | 0.04385 | 190 | 144 | 32 | 14 |
1985 | We also have tempest-in-a-teapot. | 1.3158 | 0.04256 | 190 | 142 | 36 | 12 |
1986 | I said ‘tomato,’ not ‘tornado.’ | 1.3155 | 0.04256 | 206 | 157 | 33 | 16 |
1987 | Our chef came to us from the Land of Oz. | 1.3155 | 0.04498 | 187 | 143 | 29 | 15 |
1988 | So this is what you meant by minestrone with a twist... | 1.3155 | 0.04498 | 187 | 143 | 29 | 15 |
1989 | Can you turn down the AC a little bit? | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
1990 | There won't be anything else. | 1.3155 | 0.03954 | 187 | 135 | 45 | 7 |
1991 | I thought the menu said tournadoes of beef. | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
1992 | Cancel my order of beef tournedos. | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
1993 | The chef blames it on climate change. | 1.3155 | 0.04479 | 168 | 125 | 33 | 10 |
1994 | What seems to be the problem? | 1.3155 | 0.04635 | 168 | 127 | 29 | 12 |
1995 | It looks nice, but I ordered tournedos. | 1.3153 | 0.03945 | 203 | 149 | 44 | 10 |
1996 | I said, Tomato. You said, Tornado. | 1.3153 | 0.04006 | 203 | 150 | 42 | 11 |
1997 | Oklahoma Soup, sir. | 1.3152 | 0.04418 | 184 | 139 | 32 | 13 |
1998 | OK, you win. Climate Change IS real. | 1.3152 | 0.04924 | 165 | 128 | 22 | 15 |
1999 | Sure, the fly is gone... | 1.3152 | 0.04772 | 165 | 126 | 26 | 13 |
2000 | Yes sir, they are ‘in season’.” | 1.3150 | 0.04108 | 200 | 149 | 39 | 12 |
2001 | Nevertheless, there’s a fly in my soup. | 1.3150 | 0.04046 | 200 | 148 | 41 | 11 |
2002 | Sir, I believe I ordered the "tomato" soup not the " tornado" soup. | 1.3150 | 0.04108 | 200 | 149 | 39 | 12 |
2003 | I guess a butterfly flapped it’s wings in China. | 1.3149 | 0.04035 | 181 | 131 | 43 | 7 |
2004 | Climate change sir. Our chef desires to stay “ ou courrent” | 1.3149 | 0.04735 | 181 | 141 | 23 | 17 |
2005 | I said a twist of pepper. | 1.3149 | 0.04111 | 181 | 132 | 41 | 8 |
2006 | It's gazpacho with a twist, sir. Would you want some pepper with that? | 1.3149 | 0.04257 | 181 | 134 | 37 | 10 |
2007 | No, my soup is on the fly. | 1.3149 | 0.04399 | 181 | 136 | 33 | 12 |
2008 | Did the chef survive | 1.3149 | 0.04537 | 181 | 138 | 29 | 14 |
2009 | Chef believes that great food makes its own weather. | 1.3149 | 0.04111 | 181 | 132 | 41 | 8 |
2010 | And our featured drink today is a tempest in a teacup. | 1.3148 | 0.04754 | 162 | 123 | 27 | 12 |
2011 | I said beef tournedos,not tornado. | 1.3147 | 0.04150 | 197 | 147 | 38 | 12 |
2012 | Are you sure this is the Beef Tournedos? | 1.3147 | 0.03958 | 197 | 144 | 44 | 9 |
2013 | This is a twist of lemon? | 1.3147 | 0.03892 | 197 | 143 | 46 | 8 |
2014 | I think pepper may be a bad idea. | 1.3147 | 0.03892 | 197 | 143 | 46 | 8 |
2015 | Is this a starter or a finisher? | 1.3146 | 0.04230 | 178 | 131 | 38 | 9 |
2016 | A life jacket and some bread would be nice. | 1.3146 | 0.04590 | 178 | 136 | 28 | 14 |
2017 | I specifically asked for the F2 chili, not the F5! | 1.3146 | 0.04078 | 178 | 129 | 42 | 7 |
2018 | For dessert, I'll go with the bombe flambe. | 1.3146 | 0.04155 | 178 | 130 | 40 | 8 |
2019 | Well, it's not the tournedos I asked for. | 1.3146 | 0.04155 | 178 | 130 | 40 | 8 |
2020 | Sir, you ordered from the rotating soup menu. | 1.3146 | 0.04154 | 213 | 162 | 35 | 16 |
2021 | I'd like to meet the chef who cooked up a storm" | 1.3144 | 0.04063 | 194 | 143 | 41 | 10 |
2022 | Actually I ordered TOURNEDOS! | 1.3144 | 0.04256 | 194 | 146 | 35 | 13 |
2023 | And how exactly does one eat Tasmanian devil stew? | 1.3144 | 0.04440 | 194 | 149 | 29 | 16 |
2024 | At least it’s Instagrammable | 1.3143 | 0.04354 | 175 | 130 | 35 | 10 |
2025 | Please give my compliments to the atmospheric conditions which produced this soup. | 1.3143 | 0.03856 | 210 | 154 | 46 | 10 |
2026 | Is Dorothy coming too? | 1.3143 | 0.04428 | 175 | 131 | 33 | 11 |
2027 | Is this another example of your twisted humor? | 1.3141 | 0.03898 | 191 | 138 | 46 | 7 |
2028 | Waiter, there's been a mistake.....I ordered "TY FUN' not "TYPHOON". | 1.3141 | 0.04105 | 191 | 141 | 40 | 10 |
2029 | No, no, no! I asked for a Tournedo Oscar, not a tornado, Oscar. | 1.3141 | 0.04237 | 191 | 143 | 36 | 12 |
2030 | Do you have an updated forecast? | 1.3141 | 0.04105 | 191 | 141 | 40 | 10 |
2031 | I have no spoon. | 1.3141 | 0.04365 | 191 | 145 | 32 | 14 |
2032 | I see there’s been some menu changes since our local weatherman bought the restaurant. | 1.3141 | 0.04105 | 191 | 141 | 40 | 10 |
2033 | No no, I ordered the SPROUT soup. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
2034 | I’ll take it to go. | 1.3138 | 0.04216 | 188 | 140 | 37 | 11 |
2035 | I hate to be a bother, but I actually ordered the Tournedos of Beef. | 1.3138 | 0.04216 | 188 | 140 | 37 | 11 |
2036 | So where's the beef tournedos I ordered? | 1.3138 | 0.04216 | 188 | 140 | 37 | 11 |
2037 | Can you turn down the fan? | 1.3138 | 0.04079 | 188 | 138 | 41 | 9 |
2038 | Did you make a wish? | 1.3138 | 0.04079 | 188 | 138 | 41 | 9 |
2039 | Oh tomato, I thought you said tornado. | 1.3137 | 0.04282 | 204 | 156 | 32 | 16 |
2040 | Well this is outrageous, the menu stated quite clearly it would come in a teacup | 1.3135 | 0.04529 | 185 | 142 | 28 | 15 |
2041 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I ordered tournedos! | 1.3135 | 0.04397 | 185 | 140 | 32 | 13 |
2042 | Did you put your recipe in the cloud? | 1.3135 | 0.04330 | 185 | 139 | 34 | 12 |
2043 | Sorry sir. Probably Climate related! | 1.3135 | 0.04330 | 185 | 139 | 34 | 12 |
2044 | That's how you know it's hot. It makes its own weather. | 1.3134 | 0.04090 | 201 | 150 | 39 | 12 |
2045 | I would have preferred a fly..... | 1.3133 | 0.04972 | 166 | 130 | 20 | 16 |
2046 | I bet this never happens at the corner table. | 1.3132 | 0.04017 | 182 | 132 | 43 | 7 |
2047 | When will this be ready to eat? | 1.3132 | 0.04092 | 182 | 133 | 41 | 8 |
2048 | For future, how DO you pronounce tournedos? | 1.3132 | 0.04378 | 182 | 137 | 33 | 12 |
2049 | You have three wishes or I could take back the genie soup special | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
2050 | Does this mean we’re not in Kansas anymore? | 1.3132 | 0.04447 | 182 | 138 | 31 | 13 |
2051 | I thought I ordered tournedos of beef... | 1.3131 | 0.04254 | 198 | 150 | 34 | 14 |
2052 | I'm afraid so Sir, genetically modified foods can be unpredictable. | 1.3131 | 0.03919 | 214 | 159 | 43 | 12 |
2053 | So, this is the soup for those feeling a bit under the weather? | 1.3129 | 0.04397 | 163 | 120 | 35 | 8 |
2054 | I will not be bullied into Lent. | 1.3128 | 0.04499 | 179 | 136 | 30 | 13 |
2055 | That's right, a fly. And a rambunctious one at that. | 1.3128 | 0.04357 | 179 | 134 | 34 | 11 |
2056 | I've heard of funnel cake but soup?? | 1.3128 | 0.04428 | 179 | 135 | 32 | 12 |
2057 | Don't "tempest in a soup bowl" me. I want to see the chef. | 1.3128 | 0.04046 | 195 | 144 | 41 | 10 |
2058 | Should we be crawling under the table? | 1.3125 | 0.04153 | 192 | 143 | 38 | 11 |
2059 | When you said “whirlwind of flavor” I was thinking cayenne pepper. | 1.3125 | 0.04282 | 192 | 145 | 34 | 13 |
2060 | I asked for the space time continuum on the side. | 1.3125 | 0.04332 | 176 | 131 | 35 | 10 |
2061 | Actually I ordered the tournedos of beef | 1.3125 | 0.04282 | 192 | 145 | 34 | 13 |
2062 | I hate to complain, but this appears to be a bit over-stirred. | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
2063 | No spoon? | 1.3125 | 0.04872 | 160 | 123 | 24 | 13 |
2064 | I was expecting this in a teapot | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
2065 | I can’t wait to see the main course. | 1.3125 | 0.04020 | 192 | 141 | 42 | 9 |
2066 | I apologize for the misunderstanding, Sir. I'll return right away with your Funnel Cake. | 1.3125 | 0.04218 | 192 | 144 | 36 | 12 |
2067 | We're not in Kansas any more. | 1.3125 | 0.04282 | 192 | 145 | 34 | 13 |
2068 | I asked for the minestrone soup, not the maelstrom. | 1.3125 | 0.04552 | 176 | 134 | 29 | 13 |
2069 | Very impressive—but I'm afraid I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3122 | 0.04092 | 205 | 154 | 38 | 13 |
2070 | Waiter,I ordered the Beef Tournedos! | 1.3122 | 0.04329 | 189 | 143 | 33 | 13 |
2071 | I thought you said the soup was tomato. | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 189 | 138 | 43 | 8 |
2072 | And I'll have the tournedos of beef as an entree. | 1.3122 | 0.04129 | 189 | 140 | 39 | 10 |
2073 | Could you turn down the exhaust fan a bit? | 1.3121 | 0.04533 | 173 | 131 | 30 | 12 |
2074 | I told him tournedos. | 1.3121 | 0.04146 | 173 | 126 | 40 | 7 |
2075 | I think this culinary chemistry craze is getting a little out of hand. | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
2076 | Can you get me a larger spoon? | 1.3119 | 0.03758 | 202 | 146 | 49 | 7 |
2077 | Wait until my editor gets wind of this. | 1.3118 | 0.04173 | 186 | 138 | 38 | 10 |
2078 | I didn't know it was in season. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
2079 | I read it as 'tournedo'. | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
2080 | I wanted a tournedo | 1.3116 | 0.03959 | 215 | 161 | 41 | 13 |
2081 | I think you misunderstood. I ordered white bean and fennel soup. | 1.3116 | 0.04235 | 199 | 151 | 34 | 14 |
2082 | I heard creamy tornado. | 1.3115 | 0.04426 | 183 | 139 | 31 | 13 |
2083 | I thought the menu said TOMATO soup | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
2084 | You might have taken “Experience Dining” too far | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
2085 | New twist on an old standby? | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
2086 | The wine is exceptional, but it doesn't go with the soup. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
2087 | I ordered TOMATO soup, TOMATO! | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
2088 | This'll be one for the climate change deniers. | 1.3115 | 0.04690 | 183 | 143 | 23 | 17 |
2089 | I clearly said 'Tournedos" | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
2090 | Sorry, but I ordered the tournedos de boeuf. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
2091 | I'd say that's rather a tad more than a "twist" of pepper. | 1.3113 | 0.03883 | 212 | 157 | 44 | 11 |
2092 | Tomato soup, tornado soup, let's call the whole thing off. | 1.3113 | 0.04325 | 151 | 109 | 37 | 5 |
2093 | Excuse me waiter--I ordered the tournedos of beef !!! | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
2094 | Well, to be frank, we're pretty sure it's a result of climate change. | 1.3112 | 0.04093 | 196 | 146 | 39 | 11 |
2095 | I ordered the Italian White Bean Soup with a Fennel Cloud, not a funnel cloud. | 1.3112 | 0.04280 | 196 | 149 | 33 | 14 |
2096 | May I see Dorothy after the soup has settled? | 1.3112 | 0.04218 | 196 | 148 | 35 | 13 |
2097 | Sure they sound the same, but why would you think I said creamy tornado soup? | 1.3112 | 0.04156 | 196 | 147 | 37 | 12 |
2098 | But I ordered beef tournedos! | 1.3112 | 0.03896 | 196 | 143 | 45 | 8 |
2099 | I didn't know a tempest was available in a soup bowl. | 1.3112 | 0.03828 | 196 | 142 | 47 | 7 |
2100 | I didn't realize this dish was in season. | 1.3111 | 0.03962 | 180 | 130 | 44 | 6 |
2101 | I thought these only came in teacups? | 1.3111 | 0.04407 | 180 | 136 | 32 | 12 |
2102 | In December ? | 1.3111 | 0.04336 | 180 | 135 | 34 | 11 |
2103 | Excuse me, but I ordered TOMATO soup. | 1.3111 | 0.04264 | 180 | 134 | 36 | 10 |
2104 | The soup isn't exactly blowing me away. | 1.3111 | 0.04264 | 180 | 134 | 36 | 10 |
2105 | I just blew on it to cool it off. | 1.3110 | 0.04035 | 209 | 157 | 39 | 13 |
2106 | I think the chef may have gotten carried away. | 1.3109 | 0.04263 | 193 | 146 | 34 | 13 |
2107 | More crackers, please. | 1.3109 | 0.04135 | 193 | 144 | 38 | 11 |
2108 | This dish is a real tongue twister. | 1.3109 | 0.04069 | 193 | 143 | 40 | 10 |
2109 | Excuse me, Sir, but I seem to have lost Toto." | 1.3109 | 0.04388 | 193 | 148 | 30 | 15 |
2110 | Excuse me, I ordered TOMATO soup. | 1.3109 | 0.04509 | 193 | 150 | 26 | 17 |
2111 | Tornados. Not Tournedos. | 1.3109 | 0.03934 | 193 | 141 | 44 | 8 |
2112 | I ordered cream of tomato soup,....not cream of tornado soup! | 1.3109 | 0.04263 | 193 | 146 | 34 | 13 |
2113 | Please take this back, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3109 | 0.04326 | 193 | 147 | 32 | 14 |
2114 | Is your chef, by chance, a former weatherman? | 1.3107 | 0.04160 | 177 | 130 | 39 | 8 |
2115 | I asked for the Parting of the Red Sea. | 1.3107 | 0.04312 | 177 | 132 | 35 | 10 |
2116 | I thought the tempest only came in a teapot. | 1.3107 | 0.04312 | 177 | 132 | 35 | 10 |
2117 | Sorry, sir, that tempest should be in table 7's teapot. | 1.3107 | 0.04385 | 177 | 133 | 33 | 11 |
2118 | I don't mean to be rude but I did ask for the tornado on the side. | 1.3107 | 0.04016 | 206 | 154 | 40 | 12 |
2119 | It’s the latest in meteorological gastronomy. | 1.3105 | 0.04309 | 190 | 144 | 33 | 13 |
2120 | Did I mispronounce tournedos? | 1.3105 | 0.04042 | 190 | 140 | 41 | 9 |
2121 | Are these kinds of soup events the new normal? | 1.3105 | 0.04373 | 190 | 145 | 31 | 14 |
2122 | But the menu said "a twist of lemon". | 1.3103 | 0.03995 | 203 | 151 | 41 | 11 |
2123 | Tournedo, tournedo! T-o-u-r-n-e-d-o. | 1.3103 | 0.04056 | 203 | 152 | 39 | 12 |
2124 | I said "Tournedos" not Tornadoes | 1.3103 | 0.04584 | 174 | 133 | 28 | 13 |
2125 | Interesting, but I ordered Tournedos! | 1.3103 | 0.04232 | 203 | 155 | 33 | 15 |
2126 | I asked for the beef tournados. | 1.3103 | 0.04232 | 203 | 155 | 33 | 15 |
2127 | Maybe turn the air conditioner down a little? | 1.3103 | 0.03995 | 203 | 151 | 41 | 11 |
2128 | It's normally served in a teapot. | 1.3102 | 0.04422 | 187 | 143 | 30 | 14 |
2129 | So, where does Chef source the watersprouts? | 1.3102 | 0.04290 | 187 | 141 | 34 | 12 |
2130 | Waiter, I think my birds nest soup is flying south for the winter . | 1.3102 | 0.04154 | 187 | 139 | 38 | 10 |
2131 | May I suggest a bib? | 1.3100 | 0.03972 | 200 | 148 | 42 | 10 |
2132 | Fennel was mis-spelled on this week’s ingredient order. | 1.3100 | 0.03908 | 200 | 147 | 44 | 9 |
2133 | We were all out of Tempest in a Teapot. | 1.3100 | 0.04157 | 200 | 151 | 36 | 13 |
2134 | It needs more salt. | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
2135 | I ordered tournedos of beef. Where's the beef? | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
2136 | It tasted so bad, I just uttered, "Oh My GOD, take it away"! | 1.3098 | 0.04538 | 184 | 142 | 27 | 15 |
2137 | So, I am not in Kansas anymore? | 1.3098 | 0.04268 | 184 | 138 | 35 | 11 |
2138 | I ordered a funnel cake with a strawberry citrus drizzle---not a weather situation." | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
2139 | Just wondering if this soup is covered by FEMA. | 1.3096 | 0.04138 | 197 | 148 | 37 | 12 |
2140 | I always order broth when I'm feeling under the weather. | 1.3096 | 0.04138 | 197 | 148 | 37 | 12 |
2141 | We can't be sure, Sir, but we suspect global warming. | 1.3096 | 0.03879 | 197 | 144 | 45 | 8 |
2142 | May I have a storm chaser with my wine? | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
2143 | Can I have the climate denier entree instead? | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
2144 | This was supposed to come in a teapot. | 1.3095 | 0.04075 | 210 | 159 | 37 | 14 |
2145 | Waiter, a suggestion for the Chief, stop stirring the soup clockwise. | 1.3094 | 0.04061 | 223 | 171 | 35 | 17 |
2146 | If you like the tomato tornado you should really try the funnel cake. | 1.3094 | 0.04524 | 181 | 139 | 28 | 14 |
2147 | Is the tornado vegan? | 1.3094 | 0.04455 | 181 | 138 | 30 | 13 |
2148 | So even your soups are flown in fresh every day? | 1.3094 | 0.04315 | 181 | 136 | 34 | 11 |
2149 | Is the chef missing a funnel? | 1.3094 | 0.04315 | 181 | 136 | 34 | 11 |
2150 | Funnel cake, not funnel cloud | 1.3094 | 0.04386 | 181 | 137 | 32 | 12 |
2151 | Waiter, there's a Coriolis Effect in my soup | 1.3094 | 0.03785 | 181 | 129 | 48 | 4 |
2152 | I like my soup less globally warmed. | 1.3094 | 0.04386 | 181 | 137 | 32 | 12 |
2153 | Chef Toto calls this his Kansas special. | 1.3093 | 0.04368 | 194 | 149 | 30 | 15 |
2154 | You should not have blown on it so hard. | 1.3093 | 0.04116 | 194 | 145 | 38 | 11 |
2155 | Waiter, there is a ' No Fly Zone" in my soup! | 1.3092 | 0.04172 | 207 | 158 | 34 | 15 |
2156 | It's our new "Climate Change Clam Chowder." | 1.3092 | 0.03820 | 207 | 152 | 46 | 9 |
2157 | No, I'm sure blowing on it won't help. | 1.3090 | 0.04216 | 178 | 132 | 37 | 9 |
2158 | Let me guess Toto, we're not in Sarti's anymore? | 1.3090 | 0.04140 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
2159 | Take it back, I’m a gastronomical change denier.” | 1.3090 | 0.04577 | 178 | 137 | 27 | 14 |
2160 | Yes sir, you ordered the tomato tornado. | 1.3090 | 0.04577 | 178 | 137 | 27 | 14 |
2161 | Sorry... but I actually ordered the tsunami bisque. | 1.3089 | 0.04092 | 191 | 142 | 39 | 10 |
2162 | I think that was too much fresh ground pepper after all. | 1.3089 | 0.04225 | 191 | 144 | 35 | 12 |
2163 | Sure, but where's the spoon? | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
2164 | Hm, it’s a little too salty | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
2165 | Tell the chef I prefer my soup hot, not turbulent. | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
2166 | The atmosphere in this place is a bit much, don't you think? | 1.3086 | 0.04574 | 162 | 122 | 30 | 10 |
2167 | I thought you said the Soup of the Day was Tomato,not Tornado... | 1.3086 | 0.04488 | 175 | 133 | 30 | 12 |
2168 | And I'll have the tsunami pasta for my main course. | 1.3085 | 0.04135 | 188 | 140 | 38 | 10 |
2169 | Keeping up with climate change, we changed Tempest in a Teacup to Tornado in a Tureen | 1.3085 | 0.04336 | 188 | 143 | 32 | 13 |
2170 | Yes, the debris field is to my liking. | 1.3085 | 0.04079 | 201 | 151 | 38 | 12 |
2171 | Please take this back. I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. | 1.3085 | 0.03891 | 201 | 148 | 44 | 9 |
2172 | Maybe I shouldn't order an entrée. | 1.3085 | 0.04079 | 201 | 151 | 38 | 12 |
2173 | Yes, I completely agree, this is an exciting twist from farm-to-table. | 1.3084 | 0.03852 | 214 | 159 | 44 | 11 |
2174 | I'd prefer to have this served in a teapot. | 1.3084 | 0.04180 | 214 | 165 | 32 | 17 |
2175 | No, the wine is fine. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
2176 | I said "Spoon"; not "Typhoon". | 1.3081 | 0.04232 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
2177 | I would have preferred the fly in my soup. | 1.3081 | 0.04689 | 172 | 133 | 25 | 14 |
2178 | Something is odd here, Eddy. Oh yes, you forgot my spoon. | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
2179 | Waiter, the tornado is cold. | 1.3081 | 0.04108 | 185 | 137 | 39 | 9 |
2180 | What does Gazpacho mean again? | 1.3081 | 0.04036 | 185 | 136 | 41 | 8 |
2181 | The genie is out. You may make your wish now, Sir. | 1.3081 | 0.04179 | 185 | 138 | 37 | 10 |
2182 | Yes, it's quite the presentation, but I ordered the "tournedos." | 1.3081 | 0.04384 | 185 | 141 | 31 | 13 |
2183 | Looks like God is giving you a poor Yelp rating. | 1.3081 | 0.04036 | 185 | 136 | 41 | 8 |
2184 | I'm sorry, was this tornado locally sourced? | 1.3081 | 0.04179 | 185 | 138 | 37 | 10 |
2185 | I thought for sure that I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup! | 1.3081 | 0.04179 | 185 | 138 | 37 | 10 |
2186 | I thought it came with the genie | 1.3081 | 0.04303 | 198 | 152 | 31 | 15 |
2187 | What did I order? | 1.3081 | 0.04182 | 198 | 150 | 35 | 13 |
2188 | Waiter, what is this tornado doing in my soup? | 1.3081 | 0.04243 | 198 | 151 | 33 | 14 |
2189 | I ordered the glacier melt. | 1.3081 | 0.04057 | 198 | 148 | 39 | 11 |
2190 | Is this the F-4 or F-5 soup? | 1.3081 | 0.04120 | 198 | 149 | 37 | 12 |
2191 | It calls for a tyspoon. | 1.3077 | 0.03900 | 195 | 143 | 44 | 8 |
2192 | I'm literally blown away by this soup! | 1.3077 | 0.03832 | 195 | 142 | 46 | 7 |
2193 | Climate change, Sir | 1.3077 | 0.04162 | 195 | 147 | 36 | 12 |
2194 | Is it too late to order the locust appetizer? | 1.3077 | 0.04224 | 182 | 136 | 36 | 10 |
2195 | Well I thought this would blow me away. | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
2196 | Our chef de cuisine uses the best organically produced ingredients to represent our current climate and political change. | 1.3077 | 0.03983 | 208 | 156 | 40 | 12 |
2197 | Yelp users said this soup was an F5, but I’d say it’s barely an F3... | 1.3077 | 0.03900 | 195 | 143 | 44 | 8 |
2198 | Tell me, am I still in Kansas? | 1.3077 | 0.04502 | 182 | 140 | 28 | 14 |
2199 | Mr. kent, did you blow on your soup again? | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 182 | 137 | 34 | 11 |
2200 | I said tomato soup, not tornado soup. | 1.3077 | 0.04225 | 195 | 148 | 34 | 13 |
2201 | This global warming is causing some pretty extreme microclimates. | 1.3077 | 0.04635 | 182 | 142 | 24 | 16 |
2202 | Actually, the hail is extra. | 1.3077 | 0.04033 | 195 | 145 | 40 | 10 |
2203 | Now, do you believe in global warming? | 1.3077 | 0.04077 | 182 | 134 | 40 | 8 |
2204 | Is there a problem with your soup? | 1.3077 | 0.04098 | 195 | 146 | 38 | 11 |
2205 | Sir, the butternut squash came from Kansas. | 1.3077 | 0.04225 | 195 | 148 | 34 | 13 |
2206 | I asked for the beef tournedos not a soup tornado. | 1.3077 | 0.04779 | 156 | 119 | 26 | 11 |
2207 | I said the funnel cake not soup | 1.3073 | 0.04139 | 205 | 156 | 35 | 14 |
2208 | Excuse me, but this is not the tournedos that I ordered. | 1.3073 | 0.04081 | 205 | 155 | 37 | 13 |
2209 | Heaven to table? Seriously! | 1.3073 | 0.04081 | 205 | 155 | 37 | 13 |
2210 | On second thought, I'll try the F1 curry. | 1.3073 | 0.04206 | 192 | 145 | 35 | 12 |
2211 | Well, at least you gave me a still wine. | 1.3073 | 0.04396 | 192 | 148 | 29 | 15 |
2212 | I ordered tomato. You served tornado. I like tomato. This is tor-mado. Tomato. Tornado. Ta-mah-to. Potato. Let’s call the whole thing off. | 1.3073 | 0.04206 | 192 | 145 | 35 | 12 |
2213 | It’s Vortexas Chili, Sir. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 192 | 146 | 33 | 13 |
2214 | But I ordered a Tsunami. | 1.3073 | 0.04334 | 192 | 147 | 31 | 14 |
2215 | I ordered the salad. | 1.3073 | 0.04196 | 179 | 133 | 37 | 9 |
2216 | Sir, you did order Chef's Global Warming Surprise Soup. | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
2217 | Get under the table. | 1.3073 | 0.04415 | 179 | 136 | 31 | 12 |
2218 | Tomato, you idiot! Not tornedo! | 1.3073 | 0.04485 | 179 | 137 | 29 | 13 |
2219 | Tornado bisque? | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
2220 | I said "rare TOURNEDOS" | 1.3072 | 0.04958 | 166 | 131 | 19 | 16 |
2221 | I clearly said the 'tomato' bisque. | 1.3072 | 0.04068 | 166 | 120 | 41 | 5 |
2222 | I'll take the FEMA check. | 1.3069 | 0.04181 | 202 | 154 | 34 | 14 |
2223 | Is this the F4 or 5? | 1.3069 | 0.04381 | 189 | 145 | 30 | 14 |
2224 | Yes, this soup is most definitely in season. | 1.3069 | 0.04251 | 189 | 143 | 34 | 12 |
2225 | I must have misspoke I want TOMATO SOUP | 1.3069 | 0.04316 | 189 | 144 | 32 | 13 |
2226 | Waiter, there’s a storm in my soup. | 1.3069 | 0.04508 | 189 | 147 | 26 | 16 |
2227 | NOT TO MENTION THIS IS NOT A TEACUP | 1.3069 | 0.04251 | 189 | 143 | 34 | 12 |
2228 | When I order my soup F3, I like it to be served F3. | 1.3069 | 0.04251 | 189 | 143 | 34 | 12 |
2229 | I think this the tornado soup...I ordered the tomato soup | 1.3068 | 0.04393 | 176 | 133 | 32 | 11 |
2230 | Sir, the chef suggests you wait 10 minutes. | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
2231 | I asked for the funnel cake, not the funnel cloud. | 1.3068 | 0.04165 | 176 | 130 | 38 | 8 |
2232 | No I did not. I ordered the tournedos. | 1.3068 | 0.04538 | 176 | 135 | 28 | 13 |
2233 | This is too 'in season'. | 1.3068 | 0.04086 | 176 | 129 | 40 | 7 |
2234 | I asked for TOMATO soup! | 1.3066 | 0.03695 | 212 | 155 | 49 | 8 |
2235 | I said, "good warm soup" not "global warming soup". | 1.3065 | 0.04102 | 199 | 150 | 37 | 12 |
2236 | Um...I believe I ordered tomato, not tornado, soup. | 1.3065 | 0.04224 | 199 | 152 | 33 | 14 |
2237 | A light swirl of creme fraiche,” was an understatement | 1.3065 | 0.03976 | 199 | 148 | 41 | 10 |
2238 | No dessert but I would like to try the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3065 | 0.04040 | 199 | 149 | 39 | 11 |
2239 | ‘Let me guess. This will be extra . . .’ | 1.3064 | 0.04130 | 173 | 127 | 39 | 7 |
2240 | No, I said I wanted a funnel CAKE with my soup! | 1.3064 | 0.04130 | 173 | 127 | 39 | 7 |
2241 | I distinctly ordered a tempest in a teacup | 1.3063 | 0.03914 | 222 | 168 | 40 | 14 |
2242 | I suppose it is soup with a twist. | 1.3062 | 0.04433 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 8 |
2243 | I'm missing a spoon. | 1.3061 | 0.04144 | 196 | 148 | 36 | 12 |
2244 | Perhaps I will have the salad instead. | 1.3061 | 0.04080 | 196 | 147 | 38 | 11 |
2245 | I asked for warm soup, not globally warm soup. | 1.3061 | 0.04016 | 196 | 146 | 40 | 10 |
2246 | I said, "The science is inconclusive." | 1.3060 | 0.04132 | 183 | 136 | 38 | 9 |
2247 | Please tell the chef this doesn't have enough millibars. | 1.3060 | 0.04275 | 183 | 138 | 34 | 11 |
2248 | I think there’s been some mistake—I ordered the tempest in the teapot. | 1.3060 | 0.04204 | 183 | 137 | 36 | 10 |
2249 | No, I clearly said would like to begin with the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3060 | 0.04344 | 183 | 139 | 32 | 12 |
2250 | Excuse me waiter, there is a genie in my soup! | 1.3059 | 0.03897 | 219 | 165 | 41 | 13 |
2251 | Taste's fine, but could use a bit more in the presentation. | 1.3059 | 0.03618 | 219 | 160 | 51 | 8 |
2252 | We didn’t have a teapot. | 1.3059 | 0.04868 | 170 | 134 | 20 | 16 |
2253 | You might want to stir a little slower. | 1.3058 | 0.04179 | 206 | 158 | 33 | 15 |
2254 | Well, you see, as global soup temperatures rise... | 1.3058 | 0.04005 | 206 | 155 | 39 | 12 |
2255 | Climate change is really starting to hit close to home. | 1.3058 | 0.04064 | 206 | 156 | 37 | 13 |
2256 | I'm going to need another spoon. | 1.3058 | 0.03885 | 206 | 153 | 43 | 10 |
2257 | Pardon me, I ordered the New England chowder. Not the Oklahoma chowder. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
2258 | No, I said the beef tournedos | 1.3057 | 0.04314 | 193 | 148 | 31 | 14 |
2259 | I ordered the Soup with a Twist but this is ridiculous. | 1.3057 | 0.04122 | 193 | 145 | 37 | 11 |
2260 | And a Hurricane to drink, please. | 1.3056 | 0.03707 | 216 | 159 | 48 | 9 |
2261 | I’m certain I said FENNEL soup. I’ve never even heard of funnel soup. | 1.3056 | 0.04322 | 180 | 136 | 33 | 11 |
2262 | The atmosphere in here is extremely depressing. | 1.3054 | 0.04104 | 203 | 154 | 36 | 13 |
2263 | The new twist on tomato soup is excellent. | 1.3054 | 0.03664 | 203 | 147 | 50 | 6 |
2264 | I don't know, sir. I'm a virtual server, not a cloud server. | 1.3053 | 0.04297 | 190 | 145 | 32 | 13 |
2265 | Could you bring extra crackers please. | 1.3053 | 0.04165 | 190 | 143 | 36 | 11 |
2266 | It appears I didn't enunciate the word "to-ma-to" clearly enough. | 1.3053 | 0.04297 | 190 | 145 | 32 | 13 |
2267 | Would it kill you to bring me a spoon? | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
2268 | I ordered the typhoon. | 1.3051 | 0.04516 | 177 | 136 | 28 | 13 |
2269 | I said I wanted something with a twist - not twister. | 1.3051 | 0.04222 | 177 | 132 | 36 | 9 |
2270 | The chef guarantees the bisque will blow you away... | 1.3051 | 0.04297 | 177 | 133 | 34 | 10 |
2271 | ... rising hot air above the soup mixing with the falling, cold air from the A/C, oh, never mind. Just get under the table until it passes. | 1.3051 | 0.04444 | 177 | 135 | 30 | 12 |
2272 | I asked for a twist of lime, not a twister | 1.3050 | 0.04438 | 200 | 157 | 25 | 18 |
2273 | No, no, no, you fool, I said 'Tournados' ! | 1.3050 | 0.04145 | 200 | 152 | 35 | 13 |
2274 | Those people are staring at me because I’m eating alone. | 1.3048 | 0.04209 | 187 | 141 | 35 | 11 |
2275 | My soup's cold. | 1.3048 | 0.04140 | 187 | 140 | 37 | 10 |
2276 | You did say tournedo, sir. | 1.3048 | 0.04120 | 210 | 161 | 34 | 15 |
2277 | It picked up my spoon. | 1.3046 | 0.04496 | 174 | 133 | 29 | 12 |
2278 | You forgot the side of hail. | 1.3046 | 0.03998 | 197 | 147 | 40 | 10 |
2279 | Waiter, I ordered my soup with a twist. Not a twister! | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
2280 | Once again, Sir, I am certain I ordered the "Tempest in a Teapot" | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
2281 | My apologies, I asked for cream of fennel soup. | 1.3043 | 0.04184 | 184 | 138 | 36 | 10 |
2282 | Yes, I’m afraid that can happen when hot air meets a cold soup. | 1.3043 | 0.04324 | 184 | 140 | 32 | 12 |
2283 | Does this look like a vol-au-vent to you ? | 1.3043 | 0.03869 | 207 | 154 | 43 | 10 |
2284 | It’s the wrath of the day. | 1.3043 | 0.04047 | 207 | 157 | 37 | 13 |
2285 | Take this back. I ordered tournedos. | 1.3043 | 0.03929 | 207 | 155 | 41 | 11 |
2286 | Tournedos? | 1.3043 | 0.04255 | 184 | 139 | 34 | 11 |
2287 | I thought it came in a teapot. | 1.3041 | 0.03971 | 217 | 165 | 38 | 14 |
2288 | Waiter, I only ordered an F-2. | 1.3041 | 0.03917 | 217 | 164 | 40 | 13 |
2289 | You say ‘tornado’ , I said ‘tomato’... let’s call the whole off.. | 1.3041 | 0.03807 | 217 | 162 | 44 | 11 |
2290 | You said I would be blown away with my dish. | 1.3041 | 0.04168 | 194 | 147 | 35 | 12 |
2291 | I said I wanted my martini with a twist. | 1.3041 | 0.03904 | 194 | 143 | 43 | 8 |
2292 | Gluten-free, you say? | 1.3041 | 0.04317 | 171 | 128 | 34 | 9 |
2293 | Now, that’s what I call fusion. | 1.3041 | 0.04237 | 171 | 127 | 36 | 8 |
2294 | I’m sorry...I thought you said TOMATO basil. | 1.3041 | 0.05222 | 148 | 117 | 17 | 14 |
2295 | I didn’t order this ‘to go.' | 1.3039 | 0.03780 | 204 | 150 | 46 | 8 |
2296 | While I appreciate the artisanry, I'm afraid I can't stomach any more than an F2. | 1.3039 | 0.03967 | 204 | 153 | 40 | 11 |
2297 | Your Climate Change Consumme is a bit more than I expected." | 1.3039 | 0.04230 | 181 | 136 | 35 | 10 |
2298 | I’m gonna need another spoon. | 1.3037 | 0.03954 | 214 | 162 | 39 | 13 |
2299 | Extra napkins, please. | 1.3037 | 0.03942 | 191 | 141 | 42 | 8 |
2300 | Where's the tempest in a teapot that I ordered? | 1.3037 | 0.04146 | 191 | 144 | 36 | 11 |
2301 | Its regular tomato soup with a twist. | 1.3037 | 0.04277 | 191 | 146 | 32 | 13 |
2302 | It is the chef's surprise | 1.3037 | 0.04011 | 191 | 142 | 40 | 9 |
2303 | I guess we're not eating in Kansas anymore. | 1.3037 | 0.03942 | 191 | 141 | 42 | 8 |
2304 | Our soup is globally warmed. | 1.3037 | 0.04212 | 191 | 145 | 34 | 12 |
2305 | Not tornado soup... I ordered tomato soup! | 1.3037 | 0.04277 | 191 | 146 | 32 | 13 |
2306 | Re-thinking the Green New Deal, Senator? | 1.3037 | 0.04146 | 191 | 144 | 36 | 11 |
2307 | 'Dorothy back?' | 1.3036 | 0.03884 | 224 | 170 | 40 | 14 |
2308 | Little bit of a tongue twister, eh? | 1.3036 | 0.04368 | 168 | 126 | 33 | 9 |
2309 | ...a word with the Chef. | 1.3035 | 0.03749 | 201 | 147 | 47 | 7 |
2310 | The polar vortex makes everyone’s soup cold, sir. | 1.3034 | 0.04276 | 178 | 134 | 34 | 10 |
2311 | You meant it literally? Tornado soup? | 1.3034 | 0.04125 | 178 | 132 | 38 | 8 |
2312 | The soup here really sucks. | 1.3034 | 0.04422 | 178 | 136 | 30 | 12 |
2313 | I thought the tempest came with teapot.... | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
2314 | I don't see Unlimited Breadsticks, do you? | 1.3033 | 0.04211 | 211 | 164 | 30 | 17 |
2315 | No. No. No. I said steak Tournedos. | 1.3032 | 0.04257 | 188 | 143 | 33 | 12 |
2316 | I had a different vision of tournedos of beef... | 1.3032 | 0.04121 | 188 | 141 | 37 | 10 |
2317 | Could I get one without the special effect? | 1.3032 | 0.03909 | 188 | 138 | 43 | 7 |
2318 | Its a perfect storm of Tobasco sauce, jalapenos, and Grey Poupon. | 1.3032 | 0.03981 | 188 | 139 | 41 | 8 |
2319 | Sorry for the mix up....Your Tournedos de boeuf will be right out. | 1.3032 | 0.04052 | 188 | 140 | 39 | 9 |
2320 | Today's soup with a twist | 1.3030 | 0.04045 | 198 | 149 | 38 | 11 |
2321 | I assumed it was a misprint for 'tomato.' | 1.3030 | 0.04291 | 198 | 153 | 30 | 15 |
2322 | Chef must have added the tongue of toad before the eye newt. | 1.3030 | 0.04467 | 198 | 156 | 24 | 18 |
2323 | There seems to be some mistake. I ordered the TOMATO soup. | 1.3029 | 0.04087 | 208 | 159 | 35 | 14 |
2324 | The is the chef's twist on a classic recipe. | 1.3029 | 0.03792 | 208 | 154 | 45 | 9 |
2325 | Does it have a name yet? | 1.3029 | 0.04090 | 175 | 129 | 39 | 7 |
2326 | May I have another spoon? I seem to have lost mine. | 1.3029 | 0.04400 | 175 | 133 | 31 | 11 |
2327 | Tou say tournedo and I say tornado. | 1.3029 | 0.04248 | 175 | 131 | 35 | 9 |
2328 | Is there a table farther away from the air return? | 1.3029 | 0.03927 | 175 | 127 | 43 | 5 |
2329 | I asked for the mushroom cloud soup. | 1.3029 | 0.04248 | 175 | 131 | 35 | 9 |
2330 | I'm assuming it's there's-no-place-like-home style? | 1.3029 | 0.04474 | 175 | 134 | 29 | 12 |
2331 | Waiter, I better eat this in the cellar. | 1.3027 | 0.04165 | 185 | 139 | 36 | 10 |
2332 | I ordered the beef TOURNADOES. | 1.3027 | 0.03948 | 185 | 136 | 42 | 7 |
2333 | I need this reheated. | 1.3027 | 0.04304 | 185 | 141 | 32 | 12 |
2334 | I’m sorry, but I’m tornado-intolerant. | 1.3027 | 0.04165 | 185 | 139 | 36 | 10 |
2335 | Waiter, I distinctly ordered the tournedos de boeuf. | 1.3027 | 0.04304 | 185 | 141 | 32 | 12 |
2336 | There's a localized manifestation of climate change in my soup. | 1.3027 | 0.04094 | 185 | 138 | 38 | 9 |
2337 | Waiter, there's a sky in my soup! | 1.3027 | 0.04371 | 185 | 142 | 30 | 13 |
2338 | This is impressive but I ordered tournedos. | 1.3027 | 0.04094 | 185 | 138 | 38 | 9 |
2339 | What do you mean I must have ‘over-stirred’ it? | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
2340 | Ok, fine, but I hope my entree doesn't have any flying monkeys. | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
2341 | This makes my stomach turn. | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
2342 | Human caused or not, I'm not paying for it. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
2343 | I can stir my own soup | 1.3024 | 0.03950 | 205 | 154 | 40 | 11 |
2344 | Tournedo, not tornedo! | 1.3022 | 0.04281 | 182 | 138 | 33 | 11 |
2345 | I believe I ordered 'tomato". | 1.3022 | 0.03911 | 182 | 133 | 43 | 6 |
2346 | I'd rate this soup an "F-3" | 1.3022 | 0.04063 | 182 | 135 | 39 | 8 |
2347 | If this is "Dorothy's Soup" I can't wait to bite into the "Tin Man's Sandwich". | 1.3022 | 0.04063 | 182 | 135 | 39 | 8 |
2348 | Tomato, tornado; it's just a difference in inflection, convection, and some Louisiana hot sauce, Sir. | 1.3022 | 0.04210 | 182 | 137 | 35 | 10 |
2349 | "I asked for fennel and sprouts." | 1.3022 | 0.04421 | 182 | 140 | 29 | 13 |
2350 | This is not what I had in mind when you advertised 'soup with a twist'. | 1.3021 | 0.04193 | 192 | 146 | 34 | 12 |
2351 | I thought Tournedos of Beef was something much different. | 1.3021 | 0.04321 | 192 | 148 | 30 | 14 |
2352 | I ordered soup d'jour, not force majeur. | 1.3021 | 0.03924 | 192 | 142 | 42 | 8 |
2353 | Still don't believe in global warming? | 1.3021 | 0.04258 | 192 | 147 | 32 | 13 |
2354 | Waiter! Get FEMA to clear my place. | 1.3021 | 0.04321 | 192 | 148 | 30 | 14 |
2355 | Well, this is certainly an unexpected twist on Tournedos au Poivre! | 1.3021 | 0.04128 | 192 | 145 | 36 | 11 |
2356 | I need another napkin. | 1.3019 | 0.04439 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
2357 | In the teapot, dammit, not in the soup!!! | 1.3019 | 0.04701 | 159 | 122 | 26 | 11 |
2358 | Are there any tree nuts in this twister? | 1.3018 | 0.04733 | 169 | 132 | 23 | 14 |
2359 | On second thought, I'll have the beef tournedos. | 1.3017 | 0.04181 | 179 | 134 | 36 | 9 |
2360 | I’m so sorry, I don’t normally do this, but I actually asked for no cilantro. | 1.3017 | 0.04401 | 179 | 137 | 30 | 12 |
2361 | Be warned, the soup comes with a twist. | 1.3017 | 0.04106 | 179 | 133 | 38 | 8 |
2362 | For my first wish . . . | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
2363 | We're not in Kansas anymore are we? | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
2364 | Can I get a refund, or at least an umbrella? | 1.3017 | 0.03950 | 179 | 131 | 42 | 6 |
2365 | It’s losing all its nutrients. | 1.3016 | 0.04304 | 189 | 145 | 31 | 13 |
2366 | You were out of tomato? | 1.3016 | 0.04304 | 189 | 145 | 31 | 13 |
2367 | I thought "soup au vente" meant something less literal... | 1.3016 | 0.04238 | 189 | 144 | 33 | 12 |
2368 | The new chef, sir. He's a little pretentious. | 1.3016 | 0.04171 | 189 | 143 | 35 | 11 |
2369 | It ate my spoon! | 1.3015 | 0.03767 | 199 | 146 | 46 | 7 |
2370 | No sir, I distinctly remember ordering the tempest in at teapot. | 1.3015 | 0.04090 | 199 | 151 | 36 | 12 |
2371 | I’m sure the Cream of Tornado soup is very good, but I ordered the Cream of Tomato soup. | 1.3015 | 0.04027 | 199 | 150 | 38 | 11 |
2372 | Sir, we garnish with funnel, not fennel " | 1.3015 | 0.03964 | 199 | 149 | 40 | 10 |
2373 | Shouldn't you issue a warning to the other tables? | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
2374 | Could I have the F 3 instead? | 1.3012 | 0.04479 | 166 | 126 | 30 | 10 |
2375 | But I ordered the cream of fennel. | 1.3012 | 0.04479 | 166 | 126 | 30 | 10 |
2376 | I must say, the serving sizes here are of biblical proportions. | 1.3011 | 0.03990 | 176 | 129 | 41 | 6 |
2377 | Can I get a spoon, please? | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
2378 | So your blender's not working? | 1.3011 | 0.03930 | 186 | 137 | 42 | 7 |
2379 | It's already on my Instagram. I'll just take it to go, please. | 1.3011 | 0.04146 | 186 | 140 | 36 | 10 |
2380 | Excuse me waiter, there is a tornado in my soup | 1.3010 | 0.04194 | 196 | 150 | 33 | 13 |
2381 | I specifically said tournedos! This is a disaster! | 1.3010 | 0.04194 | 196 | 150 | 33 | 13 |
2382 | Could I get a bigger spoon? | 1.3010 | 0.03993 | 206 | 156 | 38 | 12 |
2383 | Please turn off the overhead fan. | 1.3010 | 0.04167 | 206 | 159 | 32 | 15 |
2384 | At some point the refills have to stop, right? | 1.3006 | 0.04001 | 163 | 118 | 41 | 4 |
2385 | Is this the mild version? | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
2386 | I prefer my soup shaken rather than stirred | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
2387 | The Nerello Mascalese from Mt. Etna pairs very well. | 1.3006 | 0.04504 | 173 | 133 | 28 | 12 |
2388 | Could I trouble you for some of those little trailer-shaped crackers to go with my FEMA bisque? | 1.3005 | 0.04190 | 183 | 138 | 35 | 10 |
2389 | I specifically said shaken, not stirred. | 1.3005 | 0.04118 | 183 | 137 | 37 | 9 |
2390 | Uh, I ordered *tomato* soup, not TORNADO soup! | 1.3005 | 0.04665 | 183 | 145 | 21 | 17 |
2391 | SPECIALS? How about a weather report? | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
2392 | Waiter, my soup is flying. | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
2393 | No, I ordered tournedos of beef. | 1.3005 | 0.04174 | 193 | 147 | 34 | 12 |
2394 | Can you recommend a more tropical drink to go with this? | 1.3005 | 0.04174 | 193 | 147 | 34 | 12 |
2395 | I ordered the hurricane. This is tornado. | 1.3005 | 0.04174 | 193 | 147 | 34 | 12 |
2396 | I asked for the tempest in a teapot, not in a bowl. | 1.3005 | 0.04032 | 203 | 154 | 37 | 12 |
2397 | I told you not to blow on it. | 1.3005 | 0.03846 | 203 | 151 | 43 | 9 |
2398 | Waiter, my soup is getting cold. | 1.3005 | 0.04032 | 203 | 154 | 37 | 12 |
2399 | "Sometimes, for no reason, I just say 'Ab-ra-ca-da-bra'!" | 1.3005 | 0.03783 | 203 | 150 | 45 | 8 |
2400 | I may not be entirely clear on what a veloute is. | 1.3005 | 0.03668 | 213 | 157 | 48 | 8 |
2401 | I believe this should be served in a teapot. | 1.3005 | 0.03787 | 213 | 159 | 44 | 10 |
2402 | Thank you, but I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
2403 | I asked for potato soup, not tornado soup. Just be sure to bring me salame, not a tsunami. | 1.3000 | 0.04235 | 180 | 136 | 34 | 10 |
2404 | But Monsieur! You ordered zee Tournedos! | 1.3000 | 0.04086 | 180 | 134 | 38 | 8 |
2405 | Just what do you mean “‘We’re not in Kansas anymore ‘? | 1.3000 | 0.04450 | 180 | 139 | 28 | 13 |
2406 | Your soup curse is served, sir. | 1.3000 | 0.04133 | 200 | 153 | 34 | 13 |
2407 | Fennel cloud soup." Very funny | 1.3000 | 0.04133 | 200 | 153 | 34 | 13 |
2408 | There is still a fly in my soup! | 1.3000 | 0.04218 | 190 | 145 | 33 | 12 |
2409 | I ordered fennel soup, not funnel soup. | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
2410 | I hate to be a bother, but I asked for the tornado on the side. | 1.3000 | 0.04218 | 190 | 145 | 33 | 12 |
2411 | Kansas Chili, you say? | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
2412 | This isn't exactly what I meant when I said, 'Surprise me!' | 1.3000 | 0.03947 | 200 | 150 | 40 | 10 |
2413 | Can I have a little less carrot and a little more broth? | 1.3000 | 0.04086 | 180 | 134 | 38 | 8 |
2414 | Served with a twister. | 1.2995 | 0.04050 | 197 | 149 | 37 | 11 |
2415 | How do I eat this? | 1.2995 | 0.04113 | 197 | 150 | 35 | 12 |
2416 | Hard to deny, isn’t it? | 1.2995 | 0.04176 | 197 | 151 | 33 | 13 |
2417 | I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot, NOT the Tornado in a Tureen! | 1.2995 | 0.04113 | 197 | 150 | 35 | 12 |
2418 | It beats ordering the tossed salad. | 1.2995 | 0.03912 | 187 | 138 | 42 | 7 |
2419 | Next time I suggest you go easy on the hot sauce. | 1.2995 | 0.04264 | 187 | 143 | 32 | 12 |
2420 | I believe I ordered a hurricane, on the rocks. | 1.2995 | 0.04127 | 187 | 141 | 36 | 10 |
2421 | Hold the spoon with two hands, you say? | 1.2995 | 0.04196 | 187 | 142 | 34 | 11 |
2422 | Excuse me, sir, may I please have another napkin? | 1.2995 | 0.04127 | 187 | 141 | 36 | 10 |
2423 | The soup is great, but I ordered the tournedos of beef. | 1.2995 | 0.03838 | 187 | 137 | 44 | 6 |
2424 | I asked for the soup spoon, not the typhoon. | 1.2995 | 0.04056 | 187 | 140 | 38 | 9 |
2425 | I've decided to forego the house salad. | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
2426 | Croutons would have sufficed | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
2427 | Apparently it’s not just my world that’s spinning out of control. | 1.2994 | 0.04430 | 177 | 136 | 29 | 12 |
2428 | I could seat you further from the door. | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
2429 | You can skip the ground pepper | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
2430 | I asked for the hurricane. | 1.2994 | 0.04290 | 167 | 125 | 34 | 8 |
2431 | If this doesn’t make Trump address climate change, I don’t know what will. | 1.2994 | 0.04374 | 167 | 126 | 32 | 9 |
2432 | You misunderstood. I ordered TOMATO, not tornado soup. | 1.2991 | 0.03830 | 214 | 161 | 42 | 11 |
2433 | OH...Tomato...I thought you ordered tornado soup... | 1.2991 | 0.03772 | 214 | 160 | 44 | 10 |
2434 | I didn't get any bread. | 1.2990 | 0.04015 | 204 | 155 | 37 | 12 |
2435 | I thought I ordered the Tornedos de Boeuf | 1.2990 | 0.03893 | 204 | 153 | 41 | 10 |
2436 | The presentation is amazing, but my soup spoon was swept up in the vortex. | 1.2990 | 0.04282 | 194 | 150 | 30 | 14 |
2437 | Well, at least there's no more fly in my soup! | 1.2990 | 0.03890 | 194 | 144 | 42 | 8 |
2438 | Just wait a bit for it to cool down | 1.2990 | 0.04091 | 194 | 147 | 36 | 11 |
2439 | I ordered the Tomato Bisque. I'm quite sure I said tomato. | 1.2990 | 0.03890 | 194 | 144 | 42 | 8 |
2440 | Waiter, I'd asked for shaken, not stirred! | 1.2989 | 0.04241 | 184 | 140 | 33 | 11 |
2441 | There`s not enough chicken, and too much wild rice. | 1.2989 | 0.03951 | 184 | 136 | 41 | 7 |
2442 | Soupnami, really?! | 1.2989 | 0.04331 | 174 | 132 | 32 | 10 |
2443 | When it said Tornade Soup,' I thought it was a typo. | 1.2989 | 0.04253 | 174 | 131 | 34 | 9 |
2444 | I said Brussell Sprouts NOT Water Spouts! | 1.2989 | 0.04331 | 174 | 132 | 32 | 10 |
2445 | It is called "Reap the Whirlwind", very popular since the last Presidential Election | 1.2988 | 0.04340 | 164 | 123 | 33 | 8 |
2446 | I ordered my tempest in a cup, not a bowl | 1.2988 | 0.04830 | 164 | 129 | 21 | 14 |
2447 | no - I ordered the beef TORNEDOS! | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
2448 | This is not the tournedos I ordered. | 1.2986 | 0.04036 | 211 | 162 | 35 | 14 |
2449 | I’d also like the bacon, lettuce and tornado sandwich, please. | 1.2986 | 0.03980 | 211 | 161 | 37 | 13 |
2450 | Next, I'd like some Mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. | 1.2986 | 0.03980 | 211 | 161 | 37 | 13 |
2451 | So when is it going to stop? | 1.2985 | 0.03930 | 201 | 151 | 40 | 10 |
2452 | Yes, a spoon. At least one. | 1.2985 | 0.04116 | 201 | 154 | 34 | 13 |
2453 | Excuse me, I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
2454 | Oh, this is the chef's new twist on a classic soup. | 1.2984 | 0.04264 | 191 | 147 | 31 | 13 |
2455 | I guess the review of your place I wrote has caused quite a stir. | 1.2984 | 0.03928 | 191 | 142 | 41 | 8 |
2456 | Monsieur, do not despair. Just stay away from the vortex. | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 144 | 37 | 10 |
2457 | I had ordered the TOMATO soup. | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
2458 | It’ll rip the spoon right out of your mouth! | 1.2983 | 0.04565 | 181 | 142 | 24 | 15 |
2459 | Only 5 star restaurant in Oklahoma" they said.. | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
2460 | Yes, yes, you can tell Chef Gore his soup is making a statement tonight. | 1.2983 | 0.03991 | 181 | 134 | 40 | 7 |
2461 | Please call FEMA and ask for a Soupervisor | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
2462 | 'This is your idea of soup to go.' | 1.2983 | 0.04287 | 181 | 138 | 32 | 11 |
2463 | Would you care for a twist of freshly ground pepper? | 1.2983 | 0.03991 | 181 | 134 | 40 | 7 |
2464 | And I'M quite certain I said tomato bisque. | 1.2982 | 0.04302 | 171 | 129 | 33 | 9 |
2465 | And frankly, I don't buy your 'global warming' explanation. | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
2466 | I asked for large carrot soup not a large carrot in my soup! | 1.2980 | 0.04279 | 198 | 154 | 29 | 15 |
2467 | I said I wanted a tossed SALAD! | 1.2979 | 0.04310 | 188 | 145 | 30 | 13 |
2468 | This is worse than the tempest in the teapot. | 1.2979 | 0.03894 | 188 | 139 | 42 | 7 |
2469 | Our chef, how do you Americans say, kicked it up. | 1.2979 | 0.03894 | 188 | 139 | 42 | 7 |
2470 | There's a plague of locusts in my soup. | 1.2978 | 0.04408 | 178 | 137 | 29 | 12 |
2471 | I ordered the "Tempest in a Teapot". | 1.2978 | 0.04479 | 178 | 138 | 27 | 13 |
2472 | Waiter, how do you expect me to eat this soup? I have no spoon. | 1.2978 | 0.04335 | 178 | 136 | 31 | 11 |
2473 | Tournedos of Beef soup, sir | 1.2978 | 0.04335 | 178 | 136 | 31 | 11 |
2474 | Yes, it does have a little kick to it, Sir! | 1.2978 | 0.04262 | 178 | 135 | 33 | 10 |
2475 | What the fuck is this? | 1.2978 | 0.04619 | 178 | 140 | 23 | 15 |
2476 | We leverage global climate change so you don't have to blow on your soup. | 1.2978 | 0.04262 | 178 | 135 | 33 | 10 |
2477 | I thought the menu said the soup came with water spRouts. | 1.2978 | 0.04110 | 178 | 133 | 37 | 8 |
2478 | It's our spin on potato leek soup. | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
2479 | I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't think the main issue here is that "technically speaking, it's a waterspout." | 1.2977 | 0.03982 | 215 | 165 | 36 | 14 |
2480 | Oh...I thought the menu said ‘Tomato Soup’ | 1.2976 | 0.04590 | 168 | 130 | 26 | 12 |
2481 | It’s our Chef’s version of a tempest in a teapot. | 1.2976 | 0.04512 | 168 | 129 | 28 | 11 |
2482 | But is it gluten-free? | 1.2976 | 0.04057 | 205 | 157 | 35 | 13 |
2483 | I know, I know: global warming | 1.2976 | 0.03938 | 205 | 155 | 39 | 11 |
2484 | I never thought that climate change would hit quite this close to home.... | 1.2974 | 0.04137 | 195 | 149 | 34 | 12 |
2485 | Could you turn down the ceiling fan? I'm feeling a strong draft here. | 1.2974 | 0.03941 | 195 | 146 | 40 | 9 |
2486 | I hope you saved room for the chocolate hurricane. | 1.2974 | 0.04201 | 195 | 150 | 32 | 13 |
2487 | This is impressive, but I only ordered "Tournedos". | 1.2973 | 0.04151 | 185 | 140 | 35 | 10 |
2488 | I'm sorry, I thought you said tomato. | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
2489 | Waiter! There's a vortex in my vichyssoise! | 1.2973 | 0.04491 | 185 | 145 | 25 | 15 |
2490 | I can’t tell whether it’s too hot, or too cold ... | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
2491 | You say tomato, I say tornado." Jeannie Green Ashland, O | 1.2973 | 0.04491 | 185 | 145 | 25 | 15 |
2492 | There goes my funnel cake. | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
2493 | And for this course we have our deconstructed funnel cake. | 1.2973 | 0.04079 | 185 | 139 | 37 | 9 |
2494 | Please return this tempest to your soup pot | 1.2973 | 0.04358 | 185 | 143 | 29 | 13 |
2495 | There a fly in my soup and it appears to be hosting an event of some sort. | 1.2971 | 0.04745 | 175 | 139 | 20 | 16 |
2496 | I fear this soup might give me wind... | 1.2971 | 0.04532 | 175 | 136 | 26 | 13 |
2497 | But I didn't order the Kansas clam chowder. | 1.2970 | 0.03976 | 202 | 153 | 38 | 11 |
2498 | Sorry Sir, bean spout soup is not a misprint in our menu. | 1.2969 | 0.04114 | 192 | 146 | 35 | 11 |
2499 | What are all these flies doing in my tornado? | 1.2969 | 0.04048 | 192 | 145 | 37 | 10 |
2500 | If I decided to move to a southwestern area of this table, where would that be? | 1.2968 | 0.03929 | 219 | 168 | 37 | 14 |
2501 | This still doesn't prove climate change is real. | 1.2967 | 0.04267 | 182 | 139 | 32 | 11 |
2502 | I thought I'd left Kansas. | 1.2967 | 0.04048 | 182 | 136 | 38 | 8 |
2503 | Just a hint of spice? | 1.2967 | 0.04338 | 182 | 140 | 30 | 12 |
2504 | Climate change? | 1.2967 | 0.04267 | 182 | 139 | 32 | 11 |
2505 | You were serious when you say you could whip something up quickly. But is it done? | 1.2967 | 0.04122 | 182 | 137 | 36 | 9 |
2506 | This sucks. | 1.2965 | 0.04512 | 172 | 133 | 27 | 12 |
2507 | I’m certain I said the tournedo. | 1.2965 | 0.04512 | 172 | 133 | 27 | 12 |
2508 | On second thought, I’ll have the tomato soup. | 1.2965 | 0.03886 | 199 | 149 | 41 | 9 |
2509 | I ordered partly cloudy. | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
2510 | Is this a local wind? | 1.2963 | 0.04224 | 189 | 145 | 32 | 12 |
2511 | You call this an Auntie Em!? | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
2512 | It's little more than a storm in a tea-cup, sir. | 1.2963 | 0.04224 | 189 | 145 | 32 | 12 |
2513 | You'll be reading about this in my Yelp review. | 1.2961 | 0.03860 | 206 | 155 | 41 | 10 |
2514 | Sorry, I thought you said 'tomato' soup. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
2515 | No, there's no fly in my soup, my soup is flying. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
2516 | So this is what all the buzz is about. | 1.2961 | 0.04457 | 179 | 139 | 27 | 13 |
2517 | Non monsieur, I asked for mon SPOON! | 1.2959 | 0.04305 | 196 | 153 | 28 | 15 |
2518 | We're gonna need a bigger spoon! | 1.2959 | 0.04489 | 169 | 130 | 28 | 11 |
2519 | Chef needs to dial back on the Habanero" | 1.2957 | 0.04270 | 186 | 143 | 31 | 12 |
2520 | Excuse me...my spoon and knife are wrongly set. | 1.2957 | 0.04201 | 186 | 142 | 33 | 11 |
2521 | The storm chaser special also includes a small tempest in your teapot. | 1.2957 | 0.04337 | 186 | 144 | 29 | 13 |
2522 | El Nino? That's all you can say ?!? | 1.2957 | 0.03988 | 186 | 139 | 39 | 8 |
2523 | Spoon, please. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
2524 | They have to start some place. | 1.2955 | 0.04363 | 176 | 135 | 30 | 11 |
2525 | Our chef’s latest creation: a tsunami of umami. | 1.2955 | 0.04363 | 176 | 135 | 30 | 11 |
2526 | I wanted TOMATO soup, not tornado soup. | 1.2955 | 0.04288 | 176 | 134 | 32 | 10 |
2527 | As an homage to climate change, we added just a bit of turbulance. If you prefer, sir, we can instead bring out our mudslide cake. | 1.2953 | 0.04029 | 193 | 146 | 37 | 10 |
2528 | If there is no place like home, why am I here? | 1.2953 | 0.04161 | 193 | 148 | 33 | 12 |
2529 | Bean soup can give you wind | 1.2953 | 0.03962 | 193 | 145 | 39 | 9 |
2530 | Excuse me, I ordered tomato not tornado. | 1.2953 | 0.04289 | 193 | 150 | 29 | 14 |
2531 | You don’t notice global warming until it’s right in front of your entree. | 1.2953 | 0.04161 | 193 | 148 | 33 | 12 |
2532 | I said that I wanted my soup with a twist, not a twister. | 1.2953 | 0.04096 | 193 | 147 | 35 | 11 |
2533 | On second thought, hold the Drang. | 1.2952 | 0.03985 | 210 | 161 | 36 | 13 |
2534 | Yes, that's how we serve tournedos | 1.2951 | 0.04247 | 183 | 140 | 32 | 11 |
2535 | Atmospheric gastronomy, sir. Enjoy. | 1.2951 | 0.04247 | 183 | 140 | 32 | 11 |
2536 | I will take one to go. | 1.2951 | 0.04103 | 183 | 138 | 36 | 9 |
2537 | There seems to have been a mistake. I ordered the funnel CAKES. | 1.2951 | 0.04103 | 183 | 138 | 36 | 9 |
2538 | You might want to begin with some Beano. | 1.2951 | 0.04386 | 183 | 142 | 28 | 13 |
2539 | On the plus side President Trump will come and sign my Bible. | 1.2951 | 0.04386 | 183 | 142 | 28 | 13 |
2540 | You say tornAdo, I say tornAHdo... | 1.2947 | 0.04205 | 190 | 146 | 32 | 12 |
2541 | When the menu discribed it as “it’s a hurricane of flavor”... | 1.2947 | 0.04271 | 190 | 147 | 30 | 13 |
2542 | You say, there are no substitutions on the prix fix? | 1.2947 | 0.03559 | 190 | 137 | 50 | 3 |
2543 | Ah... yes... Never mind about the fly. | 1.2947 | 0.03860 | 190 | 141 | 42 | 7 |
2544 | Do you have any Sriracha? | 1.2947 | 0.04524 | 190 | 151 | 22 | 17 |
2545 | You definitely ordered the Soup of the Day, sir. | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
2546 | This stuff works much faster than laxatives.” | 1.2944 | 0.04641 | 180 | 143 | 21 | 16 |
2547 | Do you think this will affect my acid reflux? | 1.2944 | 0.04146 | 180 | 136 | 35 | 9 |
2548 | Unlimited salad too? | 1.2944 | 0.03972 | 197 | 149 | 38 | 10 |
2549 | Everything is organic, sir. | 1.2941 | 0.03880 | 204 | 154 | 40 | 10 |
2550 | That's our signature Cream of Tornado soup sir. | 1.2941 | 0.04448 | 187 | 147 | 25 | 15 |
2551 | Sir, your vortex du jour. | 1.2941 | 0.04387 | 170 | 130 | 30 | 10 |
2552 | Well, it's just that I did ask for it on the side. | 1.2941 | 0.04112 | 187 | 142 | 35 | 10 |
2553 | I clearly said T-O-M-A-T-O bisque | 1.2941 | 0.04042 | 187 | 141 | 37 | 9 |
2554 | It’s an unusual twist on consommé. | 1.2941 | 0.03747 | 187 | 137 | 45 | 5 |
2555 | It’s obvious what I’ll say in my review. | 1.2941 | 0.04250 | 187 | 144 | 31 | 12 |
2556 | Alright, I'm going to turn my head back now, and there better not be anything weird happening with my soup | 1.2941 | 0.04387 | 170 | 130 | 30 | 10 |
2557 | I clearly said that I wanted a tournedos in my soup. | 1.2941 | 0.03897 | 187 | 139 | 41 | 7 |
2558 | just say when | 1.2941 | 0.03942 | 204 | 155 | 38 | 11 |
2559 | This soup is cold . . . with a warm updraft! | 1.2941 | 0.03970 | 187 | 140 | 39 | 8 |
2560 | I would like to reconsider my order of Tournedos of Beef | 1.2941 | 0.04063 | 204 | 157 | 34 | 13 |
2561 | So this comes with a side of FEMA | 1.2941 | 0.04053 | 221 | 173 | 31 | 17 |
2562 | Can you please turn down the fan? | 1.2938 | 0.04143 | 194 | 149 | 33 | 12 |
2563 | Impressive, but I ordered TOMATO soup! | 1.2938 | 0.04078 | 194 | 148 | 35 | 11 |
2564 | Honestly, I've had worse, but I could do with a spoon and a bib | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
2565 | I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup... | 1.2938 | 0.04342 | 177 | 136 | 30 | 11 |
2566 | I don’t care what dimension it leads to, I want a new bowl of soup. | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
2567 | I said a twist of pepper, not... | 1.2938 | 0.04035 | 177 | 132 | 38 | 7 |
2568 | There was a fly in my soup, but he's gone now! | 1.2935 | 0.04042 | 201 | 154 | 35 | 12 |
2569 | If I wanted a tempest I would have ordered the tea | 1.2935 | 0.03917 | 201 | 152 | 39 | 10 |
2570 | I'll take the heavy croutons please. | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
2571 | Look, we're going around and around here. | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
2572 | There's a polar vortex in my soup | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
2573 | May I please have a couple of extra napkins? | 1.2935 | 0.03859 | 184 | 136 | 42 | 6 |
2574 | Waiter, I'm missing a soup spoon. | 1.2935 | 0.04296 | 184 | 142 | 30 | 12 |
2575 | This is all very impressive, but I ordered Tournedos. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
2576 | The chef is a wizard with soup! | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
2577 | I think there's a problem with my soup. Are you sure it's gluten free? | 1.2932 | 0.04315 | 191 | 149 | 28 | 14 |
2578 | Sacre bleu! I ordered tournedos! | 1.2932 | 0.04186 | 191 | 147 | 32 | 12 |
2579 | I believe there’s been a misunderstanding. I said “tomato” soup. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
2580 | Caused by cuisine change? | 1.2931 | 0.04391 | 174 | 134 | 29 | 11 |
2581 | Rossini, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the Beef Tournados Gusto | 1.2931 | 0.04466 | 174 | 135 | 27 | 12 |
2582 | Yes, our new chef has caused quite a stir. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
2583 | Your soup of the day is causing quite a stir. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
2584 | I ordered tournedos soup. This looks like tornado soup. | 1.2930 | 0.04804 | 157 | 123 | 22 | 12 |
2585 | Is it gluten-free yet? | 1.2929 | 0.04145 | 198 | 153 | 32 | 13 |
2586 | Sir, I'm afraid you're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2929 | 0.04145 | 198 | 153 | 32 | 13 |
2587 | No, I distinctly asked for the TOMATO soup. | 1.2928 | 0.04200 | 181 | 138 | 33 | 10 |
2588 | Yeah, but I don't want to be blown away. | 1.2928 | 0.04127 | 181 | 137 | 35 | 9 |
2589 | I ordered the *tomato* bisque. | 1.2928 | 0.04127 | 181 | 137 | 35 | 9 |
2590 | You told me it was hot, so I blew on it. | 1.2928 | 0.04052 | 181 | 136 | 37 | 8 |
2591 | Vacuum cooking, sir. It adds a special twist! | 1.2928 | 0.04273 | 181 | 139 | 31 | 11 |
2592 | I ordered the Lima soup, not the FEMA soup. | 1.2928 | 0.04483 | 181 | 142 | 25 | 14 |
2593 | I'm sorry,sir,I thought you said al VENTE. | 1.2928 | 0.03975 | 181 | 135 | 39 | 7 |
2594 | I ordered tomato not tornado soup | 1.2928 | 0.04273 | 181 | 139 | 31 | 11 |
2595 | Can you just send my bill to FEMA? | 1.2928 | 0.04200 | 181 | 138 | 33 | 10 |
2596 | But I asked for it on the side... | 1.2927 | 0.04045 | 205 | 158 | 34 | 13 |
2597 | It’s our Oz soup special | 1.2927 | 0.04045 | 205 | 158 | 34 | 13 |
2598 | I ordered Brussels sprouts, not water spouts! | 1.2927 | 0.04055 | 164 | 121 | 38 | 5 |
2599 | Yes, it real does have a twist. | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
2600 | The soup is great but the creme fraiche swirl is over the top. | 1.2926 | 0.04023 | 188 | 142 | 37 | 9 |
2601 | Now I know why it's called the Dorothy Special. | 1.2926 | 0.04162 | 188 | 144 | 33 | 11 |
2602 | I said braised fennel, not breezed funnel | 1.2926 | 0.04363 | 188 | 147 | 27 | 14 |
2603 | I said tomato soup. TO-MA-TO. | 1.2926 | 0.04297 | 188 | 146 | 29 | 13 |
2604 | If I eat this, will it take me to Oz? | 1.2926 | 0.03879 | 188 | 140 | 41 | 7 |
2605 | Where's the matzo ball? | 1.2925 | 0.04118 | 212 | 166 | 30 | 16 |
2606 | We call this dish the "Kansas special". | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
2607 | Suffice it to say, the fly that flew in is gone. | 1.2923 | 0.04059 | 195 | 149 | 35 | 11 |
2608 | I asked for three courses, not three wishes. | 1.2923 | 0.04188 | 195 | 151 | 31 | 13 |
2609 | The chef calls it meteorological gastronomy. | 1.2923 | 0.04124 | 195 | 150 | 33 | 12 |
2610 | Careful, the plate is hot. | 1.2921 | 0.04246 | 178 | 136 | 32 | 10 |
2611 | You weren’t kidding, Oz the new chef is a real wizard. | 1.2921 | 0.04393 | 178 | 138 | 28 | 12 |
2612 | It's a cyclone; tornadoes come with the entree. | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
2613 | What is this,one of those God damn climate change restaurants? | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
2614 | I believe I ordered tournedos. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
2615 | Does this look like a "brussel sprout" to you? | 1.2919 | 0.04632 | 161 | 125 | 25 | 11 |
2616 | So can I have a spoon? | 1.2919 | 0.03842 | 185 | 137 | 42 | 6 |
2617 | Are you sure this is your tournedos Rossini? | 1.2919 | 0.03992 | 185 | 139 | 38 | 8 |
2618 | I don’t care how it got here, I didn’t order soup! | 1.2919 | 0.04344 | 185 | 144 | 28 | 13 |
2619 | But it was you that said to blow on it to cool it down. | 1.2919 | 0.03917 | 185 | 138 | 40 | 7 |
2620 | Stop denying it, there's a climate change in my soup. | 1.2919 | 0.04344 | 185 | 144 | 28 | 13 |
2621 | Oh, you ordered Tournedos? | 1.2919 | 0.04136 | 185 | 141 | 34 | 10 |
2622 | Did you order the tournedo of beef? My mistake, sir. | 1.2919 | 0.03932 | 209 | 160 | 37 | 12 |
2623 | Take this back. I asked for tournedos. | 1.2919 | 0.03752 | 209 | 157 | 43 | 9 |
2624 | Excuse me, but I believe I ordered the "tournedos" of beef stew. | 1.2919 | 0.03813 | 209 | 158 | 41 | 10 |
2625 | The Chef is experimenting with meteorological gastronomy. | 1.2917 | 0.04496 | 168 | 130 | 27 | 11 |
2626 | Surely you've heard of 'tempest in a teapot'. This is 'tornado in a tureen'. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
2627 | I'm not sure we can blame this on global warming. | 1.2917 | 0.04080 | 168 | 125 | 37 | 6 |
2628 | I'd like to cancel the tournedos. | 1.2917 | 0.04101 | 192 | 147 | 34 | 11 |
2629 | Waiter, what's this mobile, destructive vortex of violently rotating winds doing in my soup? | 1.2917 | 0.03896 | 192 | 144 | 40 | 8 |
2630 | May I have another spoon please? | 1.2915 | 0.04248 | 199 | 156 | 28 | 15 |
2631 | When I saw the ketchup bottle, I suspected this was a fast food joint. | 1.2915 | 0.03938 | 199 | 151 | 38 | 10 |
2632 | I thought it would come in a nice teapot. | 1.2915 | 0.03873 | 199 | 150 | 40 | 9 |
2633 | Chef’s Special: Eye of the Stew | 1.2914 | 0.04058 | 175 | 131 | 37 | 7 |
2634 | I ordered the beef tournedo not the soup tornado | 1.2914 | 0.04294 | 175 | 134 | 31 | 10 |
2635 | I think you may have misheard me when I asked for the tomato soup. | 1.2913 | 0.03848 | 206 | 156 | 40 | 10 |
2636 | What's this? I ordered the tournedos. | 1.2913 | 0.03969 | 206 | 158 | 36 | 12 |
2637 | I see now that "Tornado" Bisque wasn't a typo on the menu. | 1.2912 | 0.04252 | 182 | 140 | 31 | 11 |
2638 | Waiter! What's this Extreme Weather Event as a Result of Catastrophic Global Warming doing in my soup? | 1.2912 | 0.04393 | 182 | 142 | 27 | 13 |
2639 | But certainly you cannot blame every severe weather event on global climate change | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
2640 | Yes, but I ordered the Tournedos! | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
2641 | Excuse me, but I ordered tournedos in a red wine and mushroom sauce | 1.2912 | 0.04393 | 182 | 142 | 27 | 13 |
2642 | Well, that fly is gone! | 1.2912 | 0.04529 | 182 | 144 | 23 | 15 |
2643 | And with dessert, we have a tempest in a teapot. | 1.2911 | 0.03936 | 213 | 164 | 36 | 13 |
2644 | Is it too late to cancel the Tournedos of Beef? | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
2645 | Excuse me, I ordered the funnel cake. | 1.2910 | 0.04277 | 189 | 147 | 29 | 13 |
2646 | I think I will pass on the fresh pepper. | 1.2910 | 0.04143 | 189 | 145 | 33 | 11 |
2647 | No...I explicitly stated: hold the cyclone | 1.2910 | 0.04075 | 189 | 144 | 35 | 10 |
2648 | As I've told you before, north of the Equator, the risotto is stirred clockwise. | 1.2910 | 0.04143 | 189 | 145 | 33 | 11 |
2649 | Are you sure this is what she's having? | 1.2908 | 0.04106 | 196 | 151 | 33 | 12 |
2650 | I ordered a tempest in a tea pot, not this. | 1.2908 | 0.03976 | 196 | 149 | 37 | 10 |
2651 | My goodness, a soupspout. | 1.2907 | 0.04420 | 172 | 133 | 28 | 11 |
2652 | You're correct, Mr. Coriolis, this one is counterclockwise as well! | 1.2907 | 0.04343 | 172 | 132 | 30 | 10 |
2653 | Waiter, there's a carrot in my soup!" | 1.2906 | 0.04186 | 203 | 159 | 29 | 15 |
2654 | That’s some twist. | 1.2905 | 0.03836 | 179 | 132 | 42 | 5 |
2655 | I ordered Tempest in a Teapot! | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
2656 | No, I asked for tournedos au poivre. | 1.2905 | 0.04074 | 179 | 135 | 36 | 8 |
2657 | Please may I have a spoon, an oilskin and a life preserver? | 1.2905 | 0.04372 | 179 | 139 | 28 | 12 |
2658 | Perhaps it sounded like "tornado soup," but I ordered tournedos boeuf. | 1.2905 | 0.04151 | 179 | 136 | 34 | 9 |
2659 | ''Waiter, I prefer my storm in a teacup.'' | 1.2905 | 0.04226 | 179 | 137 | 32 | 10 |
2660 | This is the first F-4 gazpacho I've had here. | 1.2905 | 0.03917 | 179 | 133 | 40 | 6 |
2661 | I can see why the chef named it Trailer Park soup. | 1.2903 | 0.04187 | 186 | 143 | 32 | 11 |
2662 | Waiter, I asked for Tournedos Rossini! | 1.2903 | 0.03824 | 186 | 138 | 42 | 6 |
2663 | I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. | 1.2902 | 0.03470 | 224 | 166 | 51 | 7 |
2664 | And this will help with my cleanse? | 1.2902 | 0.04082 | 193 | 148 | 34 | 11 |
2665 | A little too much pepper? | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
2666 | Like I said, I merely blew on my soup... | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
2667 | Its the chef's bigger vision of tempest in a teapot, she calls it tornado in a tureen . | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
2668 | The chef says it’s due to climate change. | 1.2900 | 0.04047 | 200 | 154 | 34 | 12 |
2669 | Send it back–I asked for an earthquake | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
2670 | Waiter, there's a tropical cyclone in my soup. | 1.2900 | 0.03790 | 200 | 150 | 42 | 8 |
2671 | My compliments to chef Aeolus.” | 1.2899 | 0.03882 | 169 | 124 | 41 | 4 |
2672 | So this is the Oklahoma recipe? | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
2673 | I thought the special was tournados. | 1.2899 | 0.04551 | 169 | 132 | 25 | 12 |
2674 | This is the soup du jour, our "northwesterly". It starts out powerful, food critics have said a category 5 as it moves in, but it will weaken as it hits the coast of the bowl, stalls-out, and dumps heavy flavors. | 1.2899 | 0.04393 | 169 | 130 | 29 | 10 |
2675 | You asked for funnel soup, sir. | 1.2899 | 0.04551 | 169 | 132 | 25 | 12 |
2676 | Oh, that's why it's called trailerpark soup! | 1.2899 | 0.04011 | 207 | 160 | 34 | 13 |
2677 | I don't care how to pronounce it — I want "tomato"! | 1.2898 | 0.04196 | 176 | 134 | 33 | 9 |
2678 | Take this back. I ordered an F5 not an F3. | 1.2898 | 0.04196 | 176 | 134 | 33 | 9 |
2679 | I thought these things only happened in Tea Pots! | 1.2898 | 0.04495 | 176 | 138 | 25 | 13 |
2680 | No, I ordered the soup and the tournados. | 1.2898 | 0.04348 | 176 | 136 | 29 | 11 |
2681 | Sir, I ordered the *tomato* bisque! | 1.2898 | 0.03957 | 176 | 131 | 39 | 6 |
2682 | But the menu said "Fair to partly cloudy." | 1.2896 | 0.04232 | 183 | 141 | 31 | 11 |
2683 | Waiter, please check the translation of Tournedo de boeuf. | 1.2896 | 0.04160 | 183 | 140 | 33 | 10 |
2684 | Tournedo," well done | 1.2896 | 0.04014 | 183 | 138 | 37 | 8 |
2685 | I may need another spoon. | 1.2895 | 0.03916 | 190 | 143 | 39 | 8 |
2686 | I know what climate change is, but that doesn't explain how this is a seasonal special. | 1.2895 | 0.03987 | 190 | 144 | 37 | 9 |
2687 | No ... what I ordered was tournedos. | 1.2895 | 0.04124 | 190 | 146 | 33 | 11 |
2688 | Is this gluten free? | 1.2895 | 0.03916 | 190 | 143 | 39 | 8 |
2689 | I'm sorry, we're all out of funnel cake. | 1.2895 | 0.04322 | 190 | 149 | 27 | 14 |
2690 | It's still not hot enough. | 1.2895 | 0.04124 | 190 | 146 | 33 | 11 |
2691 | The menu said 'tomato' basil. | 1.2895 | 0.04124 | 190 | 146 | 33 | 11 |
2692 | I said 'hold the climate change'. | 1.2895 | 0.04257 | 190 | 148 | 29 | 13 |
2693 | I distinctly said tempest in a teapot | 1.2893 | 0.04087 | 197 | 152 | 33 | 12 |
2694 | As long as it doesn't leave the plate, you're good. | 1.2893 | 0.03893 | 197 | 149 | 39 | 9 |
2695 | Don’t blame this on climate change. | 1.2892 | 0.03804 | 204 | 154 | 41 | 9 |
2696 | Is this what's meant by the Kansas special? | 1.2892 | 0.03804 | 204 | 154 | 41 | 9 |
2697 | I ordered the tournedo, not a tornado | 1.2892 | 0.04278 | 166 | 126 | 32 | 8 |
2698 | Does this go counter-clockwise in South America? | 1.2891 | 0.03660 | 211 | 158 | 45 | 8 |
2699 | I said extra 'tomato.' | 1.2891 | 0.03721 | 211 | 159 | 43 | 9 |
2700 | I believe I asked for tomato | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
2701 | Excuse me... I believe that I asked for tournedos! | 1.2890 | 0.04474 | 173 | 135 | 26 | 12 |
2702 | And after this I'd like to try the tempest in a teapot. | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
2703 | This soup is so cold it's reacting with the warm gulf air. | 1.2889 | 0.04278 | 180 | 139 | 30 | 11 |
2704 | I've heard of a tempest in a teapot; but a cyclone in the soup? | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
2705 | All things equal, the fly looks pretty good by comparison. | 1.2889 | 0.04278 | 180 | 139 | 30 | 11 |
2706 | It was too hot... | 1.2888 | 0.04236 | 187 | 145 | 30 | 12 |
2707 | There is a mix up here, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. | 1.2888 | 0.04303 | 187 | 146 | 28 | 13 |
2708 | I believe I also ordered one of your world famous hurricane cocktails" | 1.2887 | 0.03998 | 194 | 148 | 36 | 10 |
2709 | No, I ordered the beef Tournedos! | 1.2887 | 0.04193 | 194 | 151 | 30 | 13 |
2710 | Are you sure it's non GMO? | 1.2887 | 0.03998 | 194 | 148 | 36 | 10 |
2711 | Now what? | 1.2887 | 0.03792 | 194 | 145 | 42 | 7 |
2712 | Does the Maelstrom Minestrone come with a bib? | 1.2887 | 0.03792 | 194 | 145 | 42 | 7 |
2713 | That got rid of the fly. | 1.2885 | 0.03629 | 208 | 155 | 46 | 7 |
2714 | Apologies, sir. That was supposed to come in a teacup, not a soup bowl. | 1.2885 | 0.03754 | 208 | 157 | 42 | 9 |
2715 | So this is what they meant by a modern twist. | 1.2884 | 0.03904 | 215 | 166 | 36 | 13 |
2716 | It's a micro bisque burst. | 1.2884 | 0.03848 | 215 | 165 | 38 | 12 |
2717 | Where are the frogs? | 1.2884 | 0.03904 | 215 | 166 | 36 | 13 |
2718 | Chef Robert calls Climate Change Bisque. | 1.2883 | 0.04499 | 163 | 126 | 27 | 10 |
2719 | I always heard it was a tempest in a teapot... | 1.2882 | 0.04039 | 170 | 127 | 37 | 6 |
2720 | No, leave it, please. I don't think she's finished. | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
2721 | I said Alfredo, not tornado. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
2722 | Please tell the chef he put the squall in squalid. | 1.2880 | 0.04351 | 184 | 144 | 27 | 13 |
2723 | No sir. Cyclones normally are not boxed to take home. | 1.2880 | 0.04068 | 184 | 140 | 35 | 9 |
2724 | Technically, it's called a waterspout. | 1.2880 | 0.04212 | 184 | 142 | 31 | 11 |
2725 | No matter what they say, Global Warming is a hoax. Now bring me a spoon, good man. | 1.2880 | 0.03920 | 184 | 138 | 39 | 7 |
2726 | Chicken soup with a twist, eh? | 1.2880 | 0.03843 | 184 | 137 | 41 | 6 |
2727 | Garcon! This is intolerable...my soup is being ruined by that elephant at the next table! | 1.2880 | 0.04282 | 184 | 143 | 29 | 12 |
2728 | Would you care for a TWIST of fresh-ground pepper, sir? I'm kidding! We have fun here. | 1.2880 | 0.04172 | 191 | 148 | 31 | 12 |
2729 | Be VERY careful of the soup, sir. It is so hot it has created its own weather system. | 1.2880 | 0.03969 | 191 | 145 | 37 | 9 |
2730 | I meant to order a serving of tournedos | 1.2880 | 0.04105 | 191 | 147 | 33 | 11 |
2731 | I asked for the whole freshwater trout, not the bowl of waterspout. | 1.2880 | 0.04105 | 191 | 147 | 33 | 11 |
2732 | Can I get my funnel cake to go? | 1.2879 | 0.04069 | 198 | 153 | 33 | 12 |
2733 | Okay, now it's a warning. | 1.2879 | 0.03941 | 198 | 151 | 37 | 10 |
2734 | I believe I ordered the Tournedos rare? | 1.2879 | 0.04006 | 198 | 152 | 35 | 11 |
2735 | What exactly goes into "soupe au changement climatique"? | 1.2879 | 0.04193 | 198 | 155 | 29 | 14 |
2736 | I thought you said tomato! | 1.2878 | 0.03913 | 205 | 157 | 37 | 11 |
2737 | Waiter! There's a Tasmanian Devil in my soup! | 1.2878 | 0.03851 | 205 | 156 | 39 | 10 |
2738 | I ordered Tempest in a Teapot but you brought me Tornado in a Tureen. | 1.2878 | 0.03973 | 205 | 158 | 35 | 12 |
2739 | Did the chef explain how one gets a spoon inside his vichysoisse vortex? | 1.2876 | 0.04699 | 153 | 119 | 24 | 10 |
2740 | I think you misheard my order. I wanted the tournedos. | 1.2876 | 0.04878 | 153 | 121 | 20 | 12 |
2741 | I had a feeling we were not in Kansas anymore | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
2742 | Fine, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon? | 1.2874 | 0.04339 | 167 | 128 | 30 | 9 |
2743 | Well, I guess I thought cream of ‘tornado’ was a colloquialism. | 1.2874 | 0.04170 | 167 | 126 | 34 | 7 |
2744 | I specifically asked for theTOURNEDOS of beef soup. | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
2745 | There must be some mistake. I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. | 1.2874 | 0.04451 | 174 | 136 | 26 | 12 |
2746 | I distinctly said I wanted the tornado on the side. | 1.2873 | 0.04111 | 181 | 138 | 34 | 9 |
2747 | I'll skip the drang. | 1.2873 | 0.04185 | 181 | 139 | 32 | 10 |
2748 | It’s tornados of beef soup, sir. | 1.2873 | 0.04036 | 181 | 137 | 36 | 8 |
2749 | Waiter there are no more flies in my soup! | 1.2873 | 0.04400 | 181 | 142 | 26 | 13 |
2750 | Am I supposed to blow on this or is someone doing it for me? | 1.2873 | 0.03881 | 181 | 135 | 40 | 6 |
2751 | Can I have an umbrella? The soup is a little inclement | 1.2873 | 0.03959 | 181 | 136 | 38 | 7 |
2752 | No. I asked for the Beef tournedos with Madeira sauce. | 1.2873 | 0.04111 | 181 | 138 | 34 | 9 |
2753 | Not what I meant when I asked for something low pressure. | 1.2872 | 0.04414 | 188 | 149 | 24 | 15 |
2754 | Is it safe to add some salt? | 1.2872 | 0.04079 | 188 | 144 | 34 | 10 |
2755 | How about some bread? | 1.2872 | 0.04148 | 188 | 145 | 32 | 11 |
2756 | Waiter, there's a green witch in my soup. | 1.2872 | 0.04009 | 188 | 143 | 36 | 9 |
2757 | Your food sucks | 1.2872 | 0.03980 | 195 | 149 | 36 | 10 |
2758 | Third one this month. | 1.2872 | 0.04046 | 195 | 150 | 34 | 11 |
2759 | So this is your famous Mid-Western Surprise. | 1.2872 | 0.03845 | 195 | 147 | 40 | 8 |
2760 | Our beef tournedos are very popular here in the midwest. | 1.2872 | 0.03845 | 195 | 147 | 40 | 8 |
2761 | I believe I ordered the tomato soup and not the tornado soup. | 1.2872 | 0.04299 | 195 | 154 | 26 | 15 |
2762 | More croutons please. | 1.2872 | 0.03913 | 195 | 148 | 38 | 9 |
2763 | Are there refunds for an Act of God? | 1.2872 | 0.03980 | 195 | 149 | 36 | 10 |
2764 | I wanted funnel cake for dessert, not funnel soup | 1.2872 | 0.04237 | 195 | 153 | 28 | 14 |
2765 | I’m thinking, we’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2871 | 0.04035 | 209 | 163 | 32 | 14 |
2766 | When you said farm to table, I thought you meant the food. | 1.2871 | 0.03978 | 209 | 162 | 34 | 13 |
2767 | Waiter, there ‘s a spout in my soup! | 1.2871 | 0.03978 | 209 | 162 | 34 | 13 |
2768 | Oh qui, monsieur, Les Chefs soup de jour Sriracha is well known for its category 5 heat. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
2769 | Excuse me, this is a category F-4 when I specifically asked for a category F-5! | 1.2866 | 0.04391 | 164 | 126 | 29 | 9 |
2770 | Are all your soups whisked using renewable energy? | 1.2865 | 0.04268 | 171 | 131 | 31 | 9 |
2771 | Your menu claims it's an artisanal cyclone but any idiot can see it's just an off-the-shelf tornado. | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
2772 | I really don't care if it is fresher this way. | 1.2865 | 0.04268 | 171 | 131 | 31 | 9 |
2773 | Please bring me salt and pepper. Oh, and a basement when you get a chance. Thanks very much. | 1.2865 | 0.04348 | 171 | 132 | 29 | 10 |
2774 | I’ve been told this soup will make me feel like I’m not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2865 | 0.04187 | 171 | 130 | 33 | 8 |
2775 | Any word on when the immersion blender will be fixed? | 1.2865 | 0.04654 | 171 | 136 | 21 | 14 |
2776 | I’ll give you just 1 Michelin star, but you’ve definitely earned a category 5 storm rating. | 1.2865 | 0.03919 | 178 | 133 | 39 | 6 |