Contest #654


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654

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I guarantee in twelve hours we'll see a completely different side of my opponent.”
  2. “Don't be fooled by her 4.5 billion years of experience.”
  3. “And what makes you the expert on global warming?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-17T15:00:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-31T15:01:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-03-25T15:01:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 1, 2019
Number of captions 6873
Number of responses 1286972
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Cancel the molten lava cake. 1.6837 0.05796 196 105 48 43
1 You know what? Just bring me back the one with the fly in it. 1.6684 0.05756 193 104 49 40
2 On second thought, let's skip the chocolate lava cake for dessert. 1.6632 0.05839 190 104 46 40
3 Cancel the chocolate lava cake. 1.6628 0.06183 172 95 40 37
4 I’d like to cancel my lava cake. 1.6615 0.05988 195 112 37 46
5 Pardon me waiter, but there appears to be a fly, a house, and a cow in my soup. 1.6612 0.06077 183 103 39 41
6 Cancel the Lava cake for desert. 1.6552 0.05628 203 112 49 42
7 Is it too late to cancel the lava cake? 1.6548 0.06318 168 95 36 37
8 On second thought, cancel the lava cake. 1.6421 0.05821 190 107 44 39
9 I see nothing wrong. But then, I'm a Republican. 1.6277 0.05693 188 105 48 35
10 Do you recommend getting under the table or waiting it out? 1.6193 0.05300 197 106 60 31
11 I think I want to cancel my lava cake order now 1.6185 0.06266 173 104 31 38
12 I certainly won't be ordering the chocolate lava cake. 1.6161 0.05424 224 133 44 47
13 No, I’m sure that I said fennel. 1.6158 0.05180 203 109 63 31
14 Cancel the chocolate avalanche cake. 1.6141 0.05757 184 105 45 34
15 What's the forecast for the entrée? 1.6085 0.05437 189 104 55 30
16 I asked for locally sourced. This is clearly from Kansas. 1.6075 0.05611 186 105 49 32
17 Well, it sure looks to me like a recipe for disaster 1.6022 0.05968 186 113 34 39
18 On second thought, I’ll pass on the chocolate lava cake. 1.6000 0.05294 205 116 55 34
19 Let’s cancel the molten lava cake, shall we? 1.5967 0.05904 181 108 38 35
20 Can you move me to a table with a little less atmosphere? 1.5955 0.05602 178 100 50 28
21 Any chance you could turn down the celling fan? 1.5924 0.05778 184 109 41 34
22 I want to rethink that chocolate molten lava cake I ordered. 1.5892 0.05653 185 108 45 32
23 Well, yes, I did say surprise me 1.5882 0.05140 204 114 60 30
24 I had this same soup in Sidney, but it went clockwise. 1.5870 0.05466 184 104 52 28
25 Didn't the cook know this was a recipe for a disaster? 1.5866 0.05586 179 102 49 28
26 This dish is a disaster. 1.5812 0.05518 191 112 47 32
27 I can't wait to see the Molten Lava Cake. 1.5804 0.05267 224 136 46 42
28 What's the forecast for dessert? 1.5751 0.05378 193 112 51 30
29 Is it too late to cancel my molten lava cake dessert? 1.5706 0.05648 177 104 45 28
30 Maybe leave the towel. 1.5698 0.05542 179 104 48 27
31 I think I’d better cancel that lava cake 1.5648 0.05630 193 119 39 35
32 Do you have any other seasonal specials? 1.5642 0.05658 179 107 43 29
33 Cancel the Baked Alaska. 1.5621 0.05923 169 103 37 29
34 Could you turn off the ceiling fan? 1.5619 0.05264 194 113 53 28
35 I'm declaring a plate of emergency. 1.5577 0.05130 208 123 54 31
36 My friends warned me about the atmosphere in this place. 1.5562 0.06062 160 98 35 27
37 Before you go, describe the iceberg salad. 1.5561 0.05878 187 120 30 37
38 Reality check, please. 1.5544 0.05440 193 117 45 31
39 That's ok. I'll give it a whirl. 1.5525 0.05393 181 106 50 25
40 The chef is really cooking up a storm tonight. 1.5521 0.05414 192 116 46 30
41 And for dessert I'd like the lava cake. 1.5503 0.05929 169 105 35 29
42 I say tomato, you bring tornado; let's call the whole thing off. 1.5495 0.05754 182 114 36 32
43 Our chef has been cooking up a storm. 1.5482 0.05308 197 119 48 30
44 The chef suggests stirring in the opposite direction. 1.5473 0.04983 201 116 60 25
45 Don’t worry, soon it’ll be downgraded to a tropical bisque. 1.5463 0.04910 205 118 62 25
46 Let’s cancel that molten lava cake order. 1.5455 0.05455 176 104 48 24
47 I'd like to speak to the meteorologist. 1.5430 0.05395 186 112 47 27
48 From a recipe for disaster? 1.5429 0.05714 175 108 39 28
49 Is this farm-to-table? 1.5410 0.05680 183 115 37 31
50 I think I’ll cancel the volcano cake for dessert. 1.5397 0.05486 189 117 42 30
51 I think you might want to turn down the ceiling fan. 1.5392 0.05123 204 123 52 29
52 For dessert, may I recommend the hot lava cake. 1.5381 0.05233 210 131 45 34
53 Also, it's too cold. 1.5351 0.05366 185 112 47 26
54 I'm saying the whole meal is a disaster. 1.5348 0.05213 187 111 52 24
55 I called you over to say there was a fly in my soup, but things have escalated since then. 1.5333 0.04892 195 112 62 21
56 Please cancel the flambé. 1.5330 0.05600 182 114 39 29
57 Can I get this downgraded to a tropical storm? 1.5330 0.04968 182 103 61 18
58 Okay, so I'm guessing my crackers are in Kansas? 1.5330 0.05654 182 115 37 30
59 I’m sorry, but this soup is a disaster. 1.5329 0.05810 167 104 37 26
60 Maybe it does happen only once in a hundred years. I'm still sending it back. 1.5319 0.05512 188 118 40 30
61 I demand to see the meteorologist. 1.5319 0.05408 188 116 44 28
62 I'd like to cancel my crepes flambe. 1.5318 0.05653 173 107 40 26
63 I said, "Thai food! Not typhoon." 1.5288 0.05239 191 116 49 26
64 Do you have any crackers shaped like mobile homes? 1.5288 0.05343 191 118 45 28
65 I think blowing on it made it worse. 1.5285 0.05500 193 123 38 32
66 Do you think you could turn down the ceiling fan? 1.5281 0.05473 178 109 44 25
67 Fennel, I said. 1.5272 0.05500 184 115 41 28
68 I'm sorry you're disappointed, but the menu did note that our soups rotate seasonally. 1.5272 0.05500 184 115 41 28
69 If you like this I’m sure you will enjoy the lava cake for dessert. 1.5241 0.05216 187 113 50 24
70 This soup is a natural disaster. 1.5238 0.04734 210 123 64 23
71 This whole evening has been a disaster! 1.5238 0.05120 189 113 53 23
72 It's not a hair or anything, but I thought it was worth letting you know about. 1.5233 0.05250 193 119 47 27
73 I distinctly said, ‘fennel’. 1.5233 0.05250 193 119 47 27
74 I just assumed that Category 5 meant spicy. 1.5231 0.05106 195 118 52 25
75 It’s fine, I’ll just eat around it.” 1.5228 0.04805 197 114 63 20
76 Perhaps sir would like a table not quite so close to the ceiling fan? 1.5226 0.05129 199 122 50 27
77 Chef has been cooking up a storm today. 1.5200 0.05487 175 108 43 24
78 What does the chef forecast for tonight's entree? 1.5196 0.05032 179 104 57 18
79 Cancel the volcano cake 1.5196 0.05677 179 115 35 29
80 Could you turn the ceiling fan down, please? 1.5193 0.05053 181 106 56 19
81 I said funnel CAKE! 1.5179 0.05056 195 118 53 24
82 It's part of our farm to table menu. 1.5176 0.05228 199 125 45 29
83 Can I order again, in English? 1.5169 0.05238 178 107 50 21
84 I said fennel soup, not funnel soup 1.5163 0.05226 184 112 49 23
85 That's the last time I say "Surprise me." 1.5161 0.05070 186 111 54 21
86 Excuse me, but I ordered the funnel CAKE. 1.5160 0.04973 188 111 57 20
87 I thought you were five stars, not category five. 1.5156 0.05007 192 115 55 22
88 Would it take an act of God for you to bring me a napkin? 1.5152 0.05100 198 122 50 26
89 Can you turn the overhead fan down a little? 1.5150 0.05160 200 125 47 28
90 On second thought, cancel the volcano roll. 1.5143 0.05722 175 113 34 28
91 About dessert, could you give me a few details regarding the chocolate volcano cake? 1.5140 0.05566 179 114 38 27
92 This reminds me of my Auntie Em’s recipe. 1.5138 0.05463 181 114 41 26
93 And for dessert I'll have the funnel cake." 1.5128 0.05108 195 120 50 25
94 I assume the rainbow trout is less literal. 1.5128 0.05211 195 122 46 27
95 I’m going to need another napkin. 1.5117 0.04640 213 126 65 22
96 On second thought, cancel my dessert order for the “Death By Chocolate” cake. 1.5109 0.05394 184 116 42 26
97 I asked for fennel. 1.5104 0.05376 192 123 40 29
98 So this is a Kansas farm-to-table dish, then? 1.5098 0.04987 204 126 52 26
99 I see your chef added a new twist. 1.5088 0.05070 171 100 55 16
100 What do you mean I'm paying for the atmosphere? 1.5085 0.05261 177 108 48 21
101 A true farm-to-table experience is fraught with peril. 1.5085 0.05261 177 108 48 21
102 I ordered clockwise. 1.5084 0.05510 179 114 39 26
103 I hope it picks up the tab. 1.5080 0.05435 187 120 39 28
104 The wine is lovely, but the soup is a disaster. 1.5079 0.05067 189 115 52 22
105 I'd like to change my wine pairing to something more robust. 1.5079 0.05067 189 115 52 22
106 You haven’t seen my daughter or her dog, by any chance? 1.5078 0.05405 193 125 38 30
107 I guess it's safer than your chocolate lava cake though. 1.5078 0.05304 193 123 42 28
108 Does your restaurant have a basement? 1.5075 0.05081 199 124 49 26
109 I’d like this to go, please. 1.5057 0.05096 176 105 53 18
110 And I'll have your funnel cake for dessert. 1.5054 0.05395 184 117 41 26
111 To be honest, it's not blowing me away. 1.5027 0.05191 183 113 48 22
112 This is why I prefer menus printed in English. 1.5027 0.05219 187 117 46 24
113 It’s a new twist on an old recipe 1.5026 0.04973 191 116 54 21
114 Its eye is bigger than my stomach. 1.5025 0.05092 201 127 47 27
115 This is a disaster. 1.5024 0.05073 207 132 46 29
116 For dessert, I'll have the mudslide. 1.5000 0.04911 200 123 54 23
117 Excuse me - I ordered the bread bowl, not the dust bowl. 1.5000 0.04970 194 119 53 22
118 This soup is literally a disaster. 1.5000 0.04896 198 121 55 22
119 On second thought, I will take that napkin. 1.5000 0.04899 192 116 56 20
120 Well, the soup is a disaster! 1.5000 0.04998 206 130 49 27
121 Waiter, there's a fly - and the wreckage of several rural communities - in my soup. 1.5000 0.05157 190 119 47 24
122 I realize everything is moving to the cloud but this is ridiculous. 1.5000 0.05063 192 119 50 23
123 It’s a recipe for disaster. 1.5000 0.05089 196 123 48 25
124 I ordered Funnel Cake! 1.5000 0.05300 178 111 45 22
125 Should I have blown clockwise? 1.4974 0.04951 195 120 53 22
126 Save room for our funnel cake! 1.4974 0.05243 191 122 43 26
127 Never mind the cracked pepper. Do you have a basement? 1.4970 0.05547 165 104 40 21
128 No, I mean it literally sucks. 1.4950 0.04773 202 123 58 21
129 Will you be experiencing our chocolate lava cake for dessert? 1.4950 0.05012 200 126 49 25
130 And to drink, may I have a Hurricane? 1.4947 0.05211 190 121 44 25
131 What's the weather forecast for the entrée ? 1.4946 0.05404 186 121 38 27
132 You're going to make me ask for the bib, aren't you? 1.4946 0.05128 186 116 48 22
133 If I survive the soup, I will have Death by Chocolate for dessert. 1.4944 0.05372 180 115 41 24
134 I would not recommend sending it back, sir. 1.4944 0.05240 178 111 46 21
135 To paraphrase Gershwin” You say tomato, I say tornado “ 1.4944 0.05240 178 111 46 21
136 I'm vortex intolerant. 1.4943 0.05405 176 112 41 23
137 It began as an area of low pressure over the Pinot Noir. 1.4943 0.05391 174 110 42 22
138 The mini mobile homes are a nice touch. 1.4942 0.05376 172 108 43 21
139 Sorry to bother, but I’m wondering if it might be possible to turn down the ceiling fan a bit? 1.4941 0.05612 170 110 36 24
140 and I'll take the funnel cake for dessert! 1.4939 0.05436 164 102 43 19
141 The menu said clockwise. 1.4922 0.05149 193 123 45 25
142 I’ll wrap this for you, and your little dog too. 1.4919 0.05262 185 118 43 24
143 So basically it’s just yesterday’s soup du jour with a twist. 1.4915 0.05261 177 111 45 21
144 Waiter, there are small red shoes in my soup. 1.4912 0.05648 171 112 34 25
145 Is this seasonal? 1.4911 0.05316 169 105 45 19
146 'Still water will be fine, thank you.' 1.4904 0.05008 208 134 46 28
147 I knew it was a mistake to try to order in French. 1.4899 0.05298 198 131 37 30
148 Farm to table. 1.4898 0.05340 196 130 36 30
149 So am I right to assume FEMA will pick up my check? 1.4897 0.05023 194 122 49 23
150 My soup just granted me three wishes. 1.4891 0.05112 184 115 48 21
151 Tell the chef that the soup here is a disaster. 1.4890 0.05270 182 116 43 23
152 Tell the chef he's not in Kansas anymore! 1.4886 0.05159 176 109 48 19
153 And what kind of disaster should I expect for the entree? 1.4881 0.05663 168 110 34 24
154 It's just like my Auntie Em used to make. 1.4880 0.05454 166 105 41 20
155 I thought you said fennel. 1.4877 0.05149 203 133 41 29
156 I ordered the counterclockwise. 1.4876 0.04841 201 125 54 22
157 Will conditions change in time for my entree? 1.4874 0.04929 199 125 51 23
158 And how long will it be before my entree makes landfall? 1.4874 0.05031 199 127 47 25
159 There's been a mistake. I ordered a blizzard. 1.4872 0.05108 195 125 45 25
160 And does climate change also explain why I don't have a spoon? 1.4868 0.05442 189 126 34 29
161 On second thought cancel that funnel cake. 1.4863 0.05073 183 114 49 20
162 It’s today’s soup special, sir. The Clam Before the Storm. 1.4847 0.05240 196 129 39 28
163 And for dessert I'll have the molten lava cake. 1.4845 0.04969 194 122 50 22
164 No, I said fennel soup. 1.4845 0.05180 194 126 42 26
165 Yes, I tried blowing on it. Why do you ask? 1.4844 0.05062 192 122 47 23
166 This dish is a total disaster. 1.4840 0.05412 188 125 35 28
167 The itsy bitsy spider in my soup just went up the waterspout. 1.4840 0.05086 188 119 47 22
168 Auntie Em’s recipe? 1.4826 0.05140 201 132 41 28
169 You say they don’t serve this soup in Kansas anymore? 1.4824 0.04979 199 127 48 24
170 Funnel soup? I ordered fennel soup! 1.4821 0.04950 195 123 50 22
171 Waiter, there’s an eye in my soup. 1.4819 0.05520 166 107 38 21
172 Would you mind turning the ceiling fan down? 1.4817 0.04916 191 119 52 20
173 So this must be what you mean by “farm to table.” 1.4813 0.05162 187 120 44 23
174 Give my compliments to the chef, he's been cooking up a storm! 1.4813 0.05106 187 119 46 22
175 I believe it has something to do with the plate tectonics, sir. 1.4808 0.04720 208 130 56 22
176 Excuse me, I ordered the Category 3. 1.4804 0.04969 179 110 52 17
177 This “Farm to Table” trend is getting way out of hand. 1.4802 0.05380 177 115 39 23
178 I guess the fly is the least of my problems. 1.4798 0.04734 198 122 57 19
179 Our spin on farm to table. 1.4798 0.05223 173 109 45 19
180 I was wondering what would be unique about Kansas chowder 1.4798 0.05287 173 110 43 20
181 Excuse me, I believe I ordered the calm before the storm 1.4787 0.05304 188 124 38 26
182 This soup is a disaster 1.4780 0.05014 205 134 44 27
183 Is this the chef's recipe for disaster? 1.4774 0.05079 199 130 43 26
184 There’s been a mistake— I ordered my tempest in a teapot. 1.4773 0.05342 176 114 40 22
185 This soup is a recipe for disaster! 1.4764 0.04749 212 135 53 24
186 And for dessert, I would like a mudslide." 1.4759 0.05432 187 126 33 28
187 Honestly, I wasn't blown away by this dish. 1.4757 0.04752 206 130 54 22
188 My compliments to the meteorologist. 1.4757 0.05203 185 120 42 23
189 We're a Category 5 restaurant. 1.4751 0.05052 181 114 48 19
190 Waiter, there's an act of God in my soup." 1.4747 0.04713 217 139 53 25
191 Nevermind. It's taking itself back. 1.4745 0.05288 196 132 35 29
192 This meal is a disaster. 1.4743 0.04918 175 107 53 15
193 Do you have any category 3 crackers? 1.4731 0.05237 186 122 40 24
194 When you said the soup would blow me away, this is not what I had in mind. 1.4721 0.04804 197 124 53 20
195 Is the forecast for dessert any better? 1.4721 0.04963 197 127 47 23
196 All I did was blow on it. 1.4720 0.04668 214 136 55 23
197 Could you maybe turn off the ceiling fan? 1.4718 0.05308 195 132 34 29
198 Could I downgrade this soup to tropical storm? 1.4715 0.04649 193 118 59 16
199 There’s a house in my soup. 1.4709 0.04951 189 120 49 20
200 I'm pretty sure I ordered a Category 3. 1.4709 0.04495 206 126 63 17
201 It's from our seasonal menu. 1.4706 0.05222 170 108 44 18
202 Excuse me, but I ordered the calm chowder. 1.4703 0.05020 202 133 43 26
203 Our Chef, Dorthy, is from Kansas. 1.4700 0.05019 217 147 38 32
204 I thought "A Perfect Storm of Flavors" was just menu hyperbole. 1.4700 0.04855 200 128 50 22
205 This meal has been a natural disaster. 1.4693 0.05506 179 121 32 26
206 This isn't even the weirdest thing to happen to me today. 1.4689 0.05257 177 115 41 21
207 You say tomato, I say tornado... let’s call the whole thing off. 1.4680 0.04852 203 131 49 23
208 Waiter...there are tiny farm implements in my soup. 1.4677 0.04837 201 129 50 22
209 Now everyone will notice that I'm eating alone. 1.4674 0.05222 184 121 40 23
210 Does this restaurant have a basement!? 1.4674 0.04868 184 115 52 17
211 Compliments to the Chef, I'm totally blown away. 1.4671 0.05357 167 108 40 19
212 I actually ordered the funnel cake... 1.4671 0.05424 167 109 38 20
213 I think it took my napkin. 1.4670 0.05490 182 124 31 27
214 I'd like this to go. 1.4663 0.05413 178 119 35 24
215 The soup's fine. It's just that you placed my wine glass and bottle to my left. 1.4659 0.05339 176 116 38 22
216 Could I have something with a less dramatic presentation? 1.4659 0.05153 176 113 44 19
217 If it reaches category four, I'm sending it back. 1.4659 0.05090 176 112 46 18
218 You were right. The first course does change the atmosphere in here. 1.4657 0.04733 204 130 53 21
219 Well I wasn't eating alone a second ago. 1.4655 0.05446 174 116 35 23
220 I now regret blowing on it. 1.4654 0.04800 217 143 47 27
221 There's an eye in my soup. 1.4651 0.05110 172 109 46 17
222 I think I had this in Kansas once. 1.4649 0.05027 185 119 46 20
223 We take farm to table very seriously here." 1.4646 0.04730 198 125 54 19
224 I'm afraid to order the baked Alaska. 1.4641 0.04987 181 115 48 18
225 My apologies, Sir. Your meal will be on the house... once the house lands. 1.4635 0.05163 192 128 39 25
226 I need something to chase it with. 1.4634 0.04865 205 134 47 24
227 And for dessert,sir,we have a delicious funnel cake. 1.4632 0.05096 190 125 42 23
228 Yes, it IS very impressive, but I said “tomato.” 1.4629 0.05542 175 119 31 25
229 Please tell Pierre I'm loving his new spin on the bouillabaisse. 1.4628 0.04910 188 120 49 19
230 I said fennel, not funnel! 1.4628 0.04851 188 119 51 18
231 Our new chef? From Kansas, why do you ask sir? 1.4627 0.04835 201 130 49 22
232 When I said I wanted the soup to go, I didn’t mean this. 1.4615 0.04944 195 127 46 22
233 Dude. Fennel,not funnel. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
234 What wine would you suggest? 1.4611 0.04645 193 120 57 16
235 After the "all clear" I"ll need you to grate some more parmesan. 1.4611 0.04943 180 114 49 17
236 I can hardly wait for the molten chocolate cake. 1.4607 0.04909 191 123 48 20
237 Would you mind turning off the ceiling fan? 1.4607 0.04965 191 124 46 21
238 It's a seasonal soup. 1.4607 0.05109 178 115 44 19
239 So, funnel cakes for dessert, I assume? 1.4604 0.04765 202 130 51 21
240 It's a solid first course, but it does not blow me away. 1.4597 0.04416 211 131 63 17
241 How many disasters should I anticipate coming out of the kitchen tonight? 1.4596 0.05093 198 133 39 26
242 There must be some mix-up. I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4596 0.04940 198 130 45 23
243 This may constitute farm-to-table cuisine in Kansas, but we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.4596 0.05042 198 132 41 25
244 So do I have to click my heels together three times to get some bread? 1.4592 0.04871 196 127 48 21
245 For dessert the funnel cake is to die for 1.4588 0.05349 170 112 38 20
246 I thought you said, “ carrot and chive not category five...” 1.4588 0.05224 194 132 35 27
247 I thought you meant 'fennel' soup. 1.4587 0.04869 218 147 42 29
248 No. No. No. To-ma-to. 1.4586 0.05166 181 119 41 21
249 Are these even in season? 1.4583 0.05330 168 110 39 19
250 When you said I’d be carried away by the soup, this is not what I expected. 1.4583 0.04945 192 125 46 21
251 On second thought, I'll take a table inside. 1.4583 0.05126 168 107 45 16
252 I'm quite sure I asked for Fennel Soup. 1.4581 0.05208 179 118 40 21
253 On second thought, I’ll skip the funnel cake. 1.4579 0.05039 190 125 43 22
254 There's a trailer park in my soup. 1.4576 0.05128 177 115 43 19
255 Really, this soup is a disaster. 1.4571 0.04917 210 141 42 27
256 No, I’m sure I said “tomato.” 1.4569 0.05162 197 134 36 27
257 Should I eat this or report it to the Weather Channel? 1.4565 0.05160 184 122 40 22
258 It's seasonal. 1.4564 0.04610 195 122 57 16
259 Waiter, this soup is a disaster. 1.4561 0.05389 171 114 36 21
260 I haven't tried it yet, but I'm expecting to be blown away. 1.4561 0.04922 171 107 50 14
261 I hope the restroom isn't somewhere over the rainbow". 1.4556 0.05371 169 112 37 20
262 I'm in a hurry. Can you go ahead and bring out the lava cake? 1.4551 0.05229 178 118 39 21
263 I believe I ordered the category 5. 1.4550 0.04691 200 128 53 19
264 Sorry, but I seem to have lost my spoon again. 1.4541 0.04975 196 130 43 23
265 Bring me a chaser. 1.4541 0.05027 196 131 41 24
266 I've changed my mind. I'll keep the one with the fly in it. 1.4541 0.04704 196 125 53 18
267 When I ordered this in Australia it spun in the opposite direction. 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
268 Do I call FEMA or Zagat? 1.4537 0.04861 205 136 45 24
269 I said, 'Thai FOOD'! 1.4536 0.04959 194 128 44 22
270 What would you recommend I chase this with? 1.4535 0.05489 172 117 32 23
271 Whatever. Tomato, tomaato, tornado, tornaado. 1.4530 0.04920 181 116 48 17
272 Cancel the funnel cake. 1.4527 0.04882 201 133 45 23
273 My compliments to the chef, the presentation is phenomenal. 1.4526 0.04980 190 125 44 21
274 When I said 'with a twist', I meant in my drink. 1.4526 0.04980 190 125 44 21
275 I said tomato. 1.4525 0.05145 179 118 41 20
276 Okay, bring back the bowl with the fly. 1.4525 0.05266 179 120 37 22
277 Sir, I believe you asked the chef to “whip something up?” 1.4523 0.04761 199 129 50 20
278 Common mistake, sir. A lot of our diners misread it as 'fennel' when they order this dish. 1.4521 0.04905 188 122 47 19
279 Maybe a little less atmosphere? 1.4516 0.05059 186 123 42 21
280 Is it local? 1.4511 0.05099 184 122 41 21
281 Could you bring me another spoon? 1.4510 0.05403 153 99 39 15
282 You're sure it's local? 1.4508 0.04698 193 123 53 17
283 In Washington we put a spin on everything. 1.4508 0.05084 193 130 39 24
284 You've cooked up a storm! 1.4508 0.04867 193 126 47 20
285 And to drink, I’d like a hurricane. 1.4505 0.05021 182 119 44 19
286 Garcon, there's flying in my soup. 1.4503 0.05257 171 113 39 19
287 Is it too late to change my order to a category 2 soup? 1.4503 0.05449 171 116 33 22
288 I don't think blowing on it will help. 1.4503 0.05015 191 127 42 22
289 Could I try something less assertive? 1.4500 0.04580 200 127 56 17
290 We recommend you hold on to your spoon very tightly. 1.4500 0.04938 180 116 47 17
291 I'll need a napkin. 1.4495 0.04830 198 130 47 21
292 So, just eat around it, you say? 1.4494 0.04782 178 112 52 14
293 So it’s an authentic Midwestern recipe? 1.4490 0.04919 196 130 44 22
294 I hear that this bisque is taking the city by storm! 1.4489 0.05208 176 117 39 20
295 It’ll blow over. 1.4486 0.05019 185 122 43 20
296 It's a modern twist on a culinary classic. 1.4486 0.04591 185 115 57 13
297 The entree paired with the soup du jour is "Duck and Cover." 1.4486 0.05078 185 123 41 21
298 Fennel...I ordered the fennel soup. 1.4485 0.05043 165 105 46 14
299 Wow, they're really cooking up a storm back there, huh? 1.4479 0.04828 192 125 48 19
300 It’s getting harder and harder to deny climate change. 1.4479 0.04714 192 123 52 17
301 Nice twist on the soup! 1.4476 0.04267 210 130 66 14
302 I assumed it was a misspelling. 1.4475 0.05160 181 121 39 21
303 I blew a little too hard. 1.4474 0.05143 190 129 37 24
304 Tell the chef his soup sucks 1.4472 0.04967 199 134 41 24
305 Think I'll cancel the Baked Alaska. 1.4469 0.05263 179 121 36 22
306 It didn't blow me away. 1.4466 0.04640 206 134 52 20
307 Can I change to indoor seating? 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
308 Excuse me, I said “Fennel” not “Funnel” 1.4462 0.04883 195 129 45 21
309 I ordered a Category 1, not a 5. 1.4461 0.04461 204 129 59 16
310 The good news is the fly is no longer in my soup. 1.4457 0.04978 184 121 44 19
311 An inconvenient soup, indeed. 1.4455 0.04510 211 136 56 19
312 Is this the chef's idea of whipping something up? 1.4450 0.04957 191 127 43 21
313 Waiter, there’s a flume in my soup 1.4450 0.04845 191 125 47 19
314 Is this Kosher? 1.4450 0.05175 191 131 35 25
315 You did ask the chef to whip something up 1.4450 0.04792 200 132 47 21
316 Can I actually get the bowl with the fly back? 1.4444 0.05571 171 119 28 24
317 I see you’re still figuring out this whole farm to table thing... 1.4444 0.04997 180 118 44 18
318 I see now why people complain about the atmosphere here 1.4444 0.04871 180 116 48 16
319 A recipe from the Chef’s Auntie Em, you say? 1.4444 0.04880 198 132 44 22
320 Alright, I'll give it a whirl. 1.4444 0.04932 198 133 42 23
321 I may have mispronounced my order 1.4438 0.04712 178 112 53 13
322 Well, I did say 'surprise me'. 1.4438 0.05037 178 117 43 18
323 Is this in season? 1.4438 0.05299 169 113 37 19
324 I ordered tomato, you heard tornado. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.4432 0.05448 176 122 30 24
325 All I did was click my heels together. 1.4428 0.04773 201 133 47 21
326 "Waiter, there's a polar vortex in my gazpacho. 1.4426 0.05174 183 124 37 22
327 My compliments to the Chief Meteorologist. 1.4425 0.05185 174 116 39 19
328 Is everything here farm-to-table? 1.4425 0.04854 174 111 49 14
329 Waiter--there's a microclimate in my soup. 1.4421 0.04626 190 121 54 15
330 I'm not blown away. 1.4417 0.04738 206 137 47 22
331 It happens when dry cold air meets warm moist air meets Vichyssoise. 1.4410 0.04714 195 127 50 18
332 It's the soup of the day of reckoning 1.4409 0.05222 186 128 34 24
333 I ordered the fennel soup. 1.4402 0.04973 209 145 36 28
334 Well, I can't say I'm blown away. 1.4400 0.04683 200 131 50 19
335 If I find a pair of ruby slippers in there I'm sending it back. 1.4398 0.05009 191 129 40 22
336 ...no, not funnel; "f-e-n-n-e-l". 1.4396 0.04670 207 137 49 21
337 It's not exactly blowing me away. 1.4396 0.05015 182 121 42 19
338 I'm afraid there's been a mistake. I ordered the tempest in a tea pot. 1.4394 0.04929 198 134 41 23
339 I think I'll have rainbow sherbet for dessert. 1.4392 0.05048 189 128 39 22
340 I'll take the second course in the cellar 1.4385 0.04797 187 122 48 17
341 Excuse me sir, I thought I ordered the funnel cake? 1.4385 0.04797 187 122 48 17
342 Do you have another table not so close to the fan? 1.4385 0.05031 187 126 40 21
343 When they said this place had atmosphere they weren’t kidding! 1.4384 0.04736 203 135 47 21
344 When did the seasonal menu change? 1.4381 0.04557 194 124 55 15
345 We've been cooking up a storm here lately. 1.4381 0.04615 194 125 53 16
346 Blowing is just making it worse! 1.4379 0.04879 169 108 48 13
347 I'll need a copy of the bill for FEMA. 1.4379 0.05295 169 114 36 19
348 Is this Kansas-farm-to-table? 1.4378 0.04665 201 132 50 19
349 We put our own twist on it. 1.4378 0.04770 201 134 46 21
350 The food here's good, but the atmosphere sucks. 1.4375 0.04895 208 143 39 26
351 I may need extra napkins. 1.4375 0.04649 192 124 52 16
352 Do you mind raising the barometric pressure in here a little? 1.4375 0.04707 192 125 50 17
353 Can I switch this out for some calm chowder? 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
354 I thought the special was fennel soup. 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
355 I think there was a mistake. I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4372 0.05053 183 123 40 20
356 For dessert, I recommend the funnel cake. 1.4369 0.05026 206 144 34 28
357 I’ve had this dish south of the equator, but it always spins clockwise. 1.4369 0.04582 206 135 52 19
358 He’ll give 3 wishes, but they have to involve soup. 1.4368 0.04800 190 125 47 18
359 I ordered the Category 2. 1.4365 0.04732 197 130 48 19
360 I'm afraid this will give me wind. 1.4365 0.04946 197 134 40 23
361 I assure you the next course will blow you away. 1.4365 0.04971 181 120 43 18
362 I'm just guessing here, but will there be volcano cake for dessert? 1.4363 0.04718 204 136 47 21
363 Very occasionally, the cold air from the entrance and the warm humid air from the kitchen meet at this very table. 1.4362 0.04895 188 125 44 19
364 Yes, the chef's put a new spin on it. 1.4358 0.04754 179 115 50 14
365 Don't bother. Looks like that fly is gone now. 1.4354 0.04483 209 136 55 18
366 Chef will be pairing that with a chocolate volcano this evening. 1.4353 0.05136 170 113 40 17
367 If this is what the beef tournedos look like, I would like to cancel my order for the pu pu platter and bloody mary, please. 1.4352 0.05385 193 139 24 30
368 For dessert I'll have the chocolate lava cake. 1.4348 0.05344 161 108 36 17
369 Was I not supposed to stir it? 1.4346 0.04894 191 128 43 20
370 Was this predicted? 1.4346 0.04838 191 127 45 19
371 I believe I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4346 0.04838 191 127 45 19
372 The new chef has really been cooking up a storm. 1.4343 0.04874 198 134 42 22
373 Yes there's a problem! Do you see a spoon? 1.4339 0.05100 189 130 36 23
374 If you enjoy this sir,I would highly recommend the funnel cake for dessert. 1.4335 0.05575 173 123 25 25
375 Buckle up, Sir. The main course will be out soon. 1.4335 0.04681 203 135 48 20
376 I'm going to need more croutons. 1.4333 0.04927 180 119 44 17
377 No matter how you spin it, the soup's terrible. 1.4332 0.04912 187 125 43 19
378 It's the same thing, sir. We used to serve it in a teapot. 1.4330 0.05001 194 133 38 23
379 I believe I asked for Fennel Soup... 1.4327 0.05112 171 114 40 17
380 So this is what "seasonal" means here in Kansas? 1.4324 0.04644 185 119 52 14
381 Is it best enjoyed in the basement? 1.4324 0.04526 222 149 50 23
382 So this is storm to table. 1.4323 0.04985 192 131 39 22
383 ‘’ Sheer culinary wizardry! My compliments to Chef Oz.’’ 1.4322 0.04694 199 132 48 19
384 This new chef is really cooking up a storm. 1.4322 0.04585 199 130 52 17
385 Can I order something else? This soup is a natural disaster. 1.4320 0.04946 169 110 45 14
386 And all ingredients are seasonal and locally-sourced here in Kansas? 1.4318 0.05070 176 118 40 18
387 It's Farm to Table. That farm is experiencing a weather event until 10 pm. 1.4318 0.05006 176 117 42 17
388 Fennel -- I said fennel soup! 1.4316 0.04619 190 123 52 15
389 My compliments to the wizard. 1.4316 0.04796 190 126 46 18
390 Well this is an interesting twist 1.4316 0.04619 190 123 52 15
391 Will dessert be another disaster? 1.4316 0.04738 190 125 48 17
392 Bring me the chocolate lava cake instead. 1.4309 0.04967 181 121 42 18
393 Do you have a table closer to the root cellar? 1.4309 0.04891 188 126 43 19
394 You say "tornado," but I said "tomato." 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
395 Yes, that took care of the fly, but there's still a problem. 1.4302 0.04880 179 118 45 16
396 I thought the menu said “tournedos”. 1.4301 0.04987 186 126 40 20
397 Sir, can you direct me to the basement? 1.4301 0.04741 193 128 47 18
398 Thank you. I believe the fly is gone. 1.4301 0.04854 193 130 43 20
399 I don’t care if it’s complimentary. 1.4300 0.04676 200 133 48 19
400 Naturally, the soup is a disaster. 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
401 I asked for Funnel Cake. 1.4294 0.04919 177 117 44 16
402 I said Category 2. 1.4293 0.04907 184 123 43 18
403 No matter how you spin it, it's still just soup. 1.4293 0.04660 191 125 50 16
404 That's an interesting spin on an old favorite. 1.4293 0.04660 191 125 50 16
405 What's the forecast for tomorrow's soup of the day? 1.4293 0.04540 191 123 54 14
406 I say “tomato,” you say “tornado”. 1.4293 0.04764 198 133 45 20
407 Blowing on it only makes it worse! 1.4293 0.04541 205 135 52 18
408 Please cancel the flambéed dessert. 1.4293 0.04488 205 134 54 17
409 What pairs better? A Hurricane or a Dark and Stormy? 1.4286 0.04928 189 128 41 20
410 Does this come with a chaser? 1.4286 0.05096 189 131 35 23
411 Your soup is just 2 degrees hotter but, already, the storms are more frequent and intense. 1.4286 0.05067 182 124 38 20
412 This soup has taken me by storm. 1.4286 0.04625 203 135 49 19
413 This meal is a catastrophe. 1.4279 0.04968 201 140 36 25
414 I ordered the funnel CAKE! 1.4278 0.04722 194 129 47 18
415 I specifically ordered "clockwise." 1.4278 0.05168 180 124 35 21
416 I said “fennel” soup. 1.4277 0.05261 173 119 34 20
417 I thought you said the special was 'fennel soup.' 1.4277 0.05065 173 116 40 17
418 I said fennel soup, not funnel. 1.4277 0.04924 159 102 46 11
419 I ordered the category three, this soup is only mildly devastating. 1.4271 0.04870 192 130 42 20
420 I ordered a cup- not a bowl 1.4271 0.04757 192 128 46 18
421 Waiter, I asked for fennel soup. 1.4270 0.04639 185 120 51 14
422 I thought the menu said it was topped with a cloud of fennel. 1.4269 0.05175 171 116 37 18
423 Actually, could I sit inside? 1.4264 0.04669 197 131 48 18
424 It's impressive, but I ordered the tournedos. 1.4263 0.05129 190 133 33 24
425 No, I said Fennel ! 1.4263 0.04907 190 129 41 20
426 I ordered FENNEL soup!! 1.4262 0.04674 183 119 50 14
427 Tomato. I asked for the Tomato soup. 1.4260 0.05352 169 117 32 20
428 I had no idea the Kansas bisque would be so authentic. 1.4259 0.05384 162 111 33 18
429 Yes, it was doing that before I started stirring it. 1.4257 0.04586 202 134 50 18
430 I thought I ordered the category one 1.4255 0.05002 188 129 38 21
431 Well, the fly certainly isn't in there anymore. 1.4254 0.04963 181 122 41 18
432 This is the last time I order farm to table. 1.4250 0.04563 200 132 51 17
433 Did you know that in the Southern hemisphere, it spins in the opposite direction? 1.4250 0.04508 200 131 53 16
434 And I'll have funnel cake for dessert. 1.4249 0.04794 193 130 44 19
435 Am I the first responder? 1.4249 0.04794 193 130 44 19
436 I wouldn’t be surprised if it gave me wind. 1.4249 0.04850 193 131 42 20
437 It tastes good but the plating is a bit of a disaster. 1.4247 0.04744 186 123 47 16
438 Obviously this recipe was taken from the cloud. 1.4246 0.04875 179 119 44 16
439 Doesn't this take the whole 'farm to table' thing a little too literally? 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
440 I give it a Category 5 out of 5. 1.4242 0.04866 198 136 40 22
441 I don’t care that it’s seasonal. 1.4242 0.05169 165 111 38 16
442 Excuse me, I ordered cream of TOMATO. 1.4241 0.04942 191 131 39 21
443 Will you _please_ turn off that ceiling fan? 1.4241 0.04772 191 128 45 18
444 Actually, I ordered a category 3. 1.4237 0.04781 177 116 47 14
445 Is there any way I can get this to go? 1.4237 0.05106 177 121 37 19
446 'It's a new twist on an old favorite' 1.4237 0.05169 177 122 35 20
447 It is truly a farm to table experience. 1.4235 0.05261 170 117 34 19
448 And for dessert, I'd like the funnel cake. 1.4235 0.04739 196 132 45 19
449 So this is the ‘No Place Like Home-made Soup’? 1.4233 0.04808 189 127 44 18
450 Waiter, I asked for the FENNEL soup. 1.4231 0.04941 182 123 41 18
451 ...and please go ahead and put in my order for the chocolate volcano for dessert 1.4227 0.04885 194 133 40 21
452 Cancel the hot wings. 1.4227 0.04718 194 130 46 18
453 I distinctly ordered the calm chowder. 1.4225 0.04610 213 145 46 22
454 The soup's not great but you do get three wishes 1.4222 0.05042 180 123 38 19
455 We strive for a low pressure dining experience here. 1.4222 0.04790 180 119 46 15
456 I don't care if they're in season. 1.4220 0.05060 173 117 39 17
457 I asked you to sprinkle a little 'fennel' on top 1.4220 0.04993 173 116 41 16
458 I think I'll need the bib. 1.4216 0.04760 185 123 46 16
459 But is this tornado locally grown? 1.4216 0.05174 185 130 32 23
460 Is it too late to switch to the salad? 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
461 I ordered it for here, not to go. 1.4213 0.05206 178 124 33 21
462 Lemme guess--the chef's cooking up a storm again. 1.4213 0.04320 216 142 57 17
463 Actually, I ordered the tournedos. 1.4211 0.04903 190 130 40 20
464 I ordered a category four. 1.4211 0.04986 152 98 44 10
465 You asked to surprise you, sir. 1.4205 0.05061 176 120 38 18
466 I wasn’t blown away by the soup. 1.4205 0.05125 176 121 36 19
467 I'm certain I said fennel soup. 1.4205 0.05188 176 122 34 20
468 Could you bring back the bowl with the fly? 1.4203 0.04706 207 142 43 22
469 I believe I said Fennel. 1.4202 0.04882 188 128 41 19
470 I believe I said Fennel not Funnel 1.4201 0.05077 169 114 39 16
471 Waiter! There's an anomaly in my soup! 1.4200 0.04878 200 139 38 23
472 You said the chef is from Kansas? 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
473 I asked for fennel not funnel 1.4197 0.04846 193 132 41 20
474 Actually I think I'd like this to go. 1.4197 0.04733 193 130 45 18
475 Waiter, there's a wormhole in my soup. 1.4192 0.04914 198 138 37 23
476 Waiter, there’s a microclimate in my gazpacho. 1.4192 0.04591 198 132 49 17
477 I asked for the soup to be heated, not globally warmed. 1.4190 0.05122 179 124 35 20
478 I just rubbed the plate... 1.4190 0.05182 179 125 33 21
479 Actually, I ordered the fennel soup. 1.4188 0.04882 191 131 40 20
480 Did I hear you to say this place is known for its atmosphere? 1.4188 0.04882 191 131 40 20
481 I expected a little better from the Four Seasons. 1.4187 0.04721 203 139 43 21
482 Yelp DID say your soup would blow me away. 1.4187 0.04721 203 139 43 21
483 The chef has a new spin on an old favorite 1.4186 0.04943 172 115 42 15
484 I thought you said it was a simple "twist" on a classic. 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
485 What's the weather for dessert? 1.4185 0.05018 184 127 37 20
486 Please give my compliments to the shaman. 1.4185 0.04837 184 124 43 17
487 Sorry, I ordered the funnel CAKE. 1.4184 0.04898 196 136 38 22
488 I also ordered a Yellow Brick Road. 1.4184 0.04898 196 136 38 22
489 That reminds me....are there funnel cakes on the dessert menu? 1.4181 0.05164 177 123 34 20
490 It was too hot so I just kept blowing. 1.4181 0.04909 177 119 42 16
491 Can you at least look a little surprised. 1.4179 0.04541 201 134 50 17
492 Excuse me, I asked for the fennel soup, not the funnel. 1.4179 0.04541 201 134 50 17
493 Amazing! I'll finish with a tempest in a teapot! 1.4176 0.05053 170 115 39 16
494 Did you say 'soupe du jour' or 'force majeure'? 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
495 I think the ceiling fan is a little too powerful. 1.4175 0.04540 194 128 51 15
496 It's a seasonal specialty, sir. 1.4175 0.04656 194 130 47 17
497 Enjoy, Sir. It’s best before landfall. 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
498 Could I get an extra napkin? 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
499 Tournedos ...I ordered the tournedos. 1.4171 0.05079 175 120 37 18
500 So this is how you're doing the farm-to-table thing now? 1.4171 0.04894 199 139 37 23
501 Tomato, tornado, let's call the whole thing off. 1.4167 0.04632 192 128 48 16
502 Excuse me, but I had ordered the category 1. 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
503 Waiter, is this the Category 5 ? 1.4167 0.04572 192 127 50 15
504 My compliments to the chef! This soup has blown me away! 1.4167 0.04784 180 120 45 15
505 Does no one in your kitchen know how to read a barometer? 1.4163 0.04519 209 141 49 19
506 On second thought, I'll have a salad. 1.4162 0.04548 197 131 50 16
507 No. I specifically ordered the tournedos. 1.4158 0.04631 202 137 46 19
508 Great, now EVERYONE will see that I'm dining alone. 1.4158 0.04898 190 131 39 20
509 Forgive me. I had assumed that "beef tornados au jus" was a spelling error. 1.4157 0.05015 178 122 38 18
510 You ordered “with a twist” 1.4157 0.04887 178 120 42 16
511 I'm sorry. I didn't order this with a twist. 1.4157 0.05140 178 124 34 20
512 This dish looked different when I had it in the Southern hemisphere. 1.4157 0.04821 178 119 44 15
513 I asked for a 3. This seems more like a Category 5. 1.4155 0.04498 207 139 50 18
514 The fly is gone, but ... 1.4153 0.04853 183 124 42 17
515 I dont care if it's weather or climate -- I want a different table." 1.4152 0.04960 171 115 41 15
516 Could you recommend something not affected by climate change? 1.4149 0.04638 188 125 48 15
517 I’m afraid there’s been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.4148 0.05245 176 124 31 21
518 This is delicious, but I'm going to need a few more napkins. 1.4146 0.04421 205 136 53 16
519 You say "tom-a-to", I say "torn-a-do" Let's call the whole thing off 1.4145 0.04896 193 134 38 21
520 This seasonal menu is a disaster 1.4145 0.04841 193 133 40 20
521 It's why we encourage all guests in the restaurant to say grace, sir. 1.4145 0.04841 193 133 40 20
522 Waiter, there' s a vortex in my soup. 1.4144 0.04827 181 122 43 16
523 You're asking me if everything is okay? 1.4144 0.04891 181 123 41 17
524 Nice spin on the shrimp bisque 1.4141 0.04530 198 132 50 16
525 I'll also have the tempest in a teacup. 1.4140 0.04734 186 125 45 16
526 Well Sir, you’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.4140 0.04734 186 125 45 16
527 I asked for fennel not funnel soup. 1.4140 0.04855 186 127 41 18
528 I'm sorry to complain, but there's an eye in my soup. 1.4140 0.04572 215 148 45 22
529 I'll have rainbow sorbet for dessert. 1.4138 0.04898 174 117 42 15
530 I ordered tomato bisque, not tornado bisque. 1.4138 0.04829 174 116 44 14
531 Sorry sir, but this is Kansas! 1.4136 0.04763 191 130 43 18
532 I asked for cream of TOMATO! 1.4136 0.04877 191 132 39 20
533 And THIS is better than blowing on it, how? 1.4136 0.05154 162 110 37 15
534 Excuse me waiter, but there is a little house with two little feet sticking out from under it in my soup. 1.4134 0.05177 179 126 32 21
535 First Michelin star chef to remind me that there's no place like home. 1.4134 0.05177 179 126 32 21
536 The temperature is fine but the pressure is a little low. 1.4134 0.04865 179 121 42 16
537 but I ordered a 'Category 5'. 1.4134 0.04929 179 122 40 17
538 No, I'm pretty sure I said tomato. 1.4130 0.04832 184 125 42 17
539 So I'm guessing we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.4129 0.04311 201 131 57 13
540 And it's cold. 1.4127 0.04857 189 130 40 19
541 It’s basically Campbell’s with a spin. 1.4127 0.04914 189 131 38 20
542 Shouldn't this be in a teapot?" 1.4124 0.04594 194 130 48 16
543 It's all locally blown 1.4121 0.04678 182 121 47 14
544 I said I was on a colonic diet, not cyclonic. 1.4121 0.04512 199 133 50 16
545 I don't think I like this restaurant's atmosphere. 1.4121 0.04568 199 134 48 17
546 The chef is cooking up a storm!" 1.4120 0.04361 216 145 53 18
547 This will be in my Yelp review. 1.4118 0.05207 153 103 37 13
548 Perhaps you misunderstood, Pierre. I asked for the tournedos. 1.4118 0.04894 187 129 39 19
549 I don't know if I can eat the eye. 1.4118 0.04894 187 129 39 19
550 Tomato, Tornado, call it what you want but let’s turn the damn thing off. 1.4114 0.05073 175 121 36 18
551 We wanted to put a new twist on an old classic. 1.4114 0.04598 175 114 50 11
552 Excellent, I love a good tongue twister. 1.4112 0.04766 197 136 41 20
553 I would have preferred to just blow on it myself. 1.4112 0.04543 197 132 49 16
554 When I ordered it to go, this is not what I meant. 1.4111 0.04779 180 121 44 15
555 Not more funnel. I said more fennel! 1.4111 0.04779 180 121 44 15
556 It looks like my ex-wife will be joining me. 1.4110 0.05202 163 112 35 16
557 And the cyclone—is it locally sourced too? 1.4109 0.04518 202 136 49 17
558 Could you pack this to go? 1.4108 0.04811 185 126 42 17
559 I know. The new chef is adding a twist to some of the old favorites. 1.4108 0.04871 185 127 40 18
560 Our chef calls it a new twist on an old classic 1.4107 0.04874 168 112 43 13
561 But I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4107 0.05159 168 116 35 17
562 Waiter, there's some climate change in my soup. 1.4104 0.05115 173 120 35 18
563 Which spoon do I use for this? 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
564 Is there a storm cellar near the wine cellar? 1.4104 0.04705 173 114 47 12
565 This is not what I meant by "surprise me". 1.4104 0.05115 173 120 35 18
566 No, everything's fine. I just need another spoon. 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
567 Waiter, there’s a mobile home in my soup. 1.4101 0.04584 217 151 43 23
568 This is not what I meant when I asked the chef to add his own twist! 1.4101 0.04946 178 122 39 17
569 I’d like to speak to the meteorologist please. 1.4098 0.04393 183 118 55 10
570 Can you move me to a table in the basement? 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
571 Well this explains all of the mobile homes scattered around the kitchen. 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
572 I'd like to cancel my snow cone dessert. 1.4094 0.05290 171 121 30 20
573 Is this what they meant by a new twist on an old recipe 1.4088 0.04560 181 119 50 12
574 The chef is from Oklahoma 1.4086 0.05027 186 131 34 21
575 I was told this wasn't in season. 1.4086 0.04667 186 125 46 15
576 Thai food not phoon! 1.4086 0.04910 186 129 38 19
577 I assumed this would be served in a teapot. 1.4086 0.04910 186 129 38 19
578 Waiter, cancel my drink with a twist 1.4083 0.05065 169 116 37 16
579 I asked for a clockwise rotation. 1.4082 0.04321 196 128 56 12
580 I recommend clockwise, since it's your first time and you're wearing a tie. 1.4082 0.05047 196 141 30 25
581 This is not what I meant by "blow me away" 1.4080 0.04693 201 139 42 20
582 You can take the soup out of Kansas... 1.4076 0.05125 184 131 31 22
583 I said I wanted Thai-food, not a typhoon. 1.4076 0.04887 184 127 39 18
584 Our special is made from bone broth, parsley, cheese, heirloom tomatoes, spices and an unstable air mass 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
585 Well, at least it got rid of the fly. 1.4074 0.04490 189 125 51 13
586 I thought you said the 'Soup of the Day' was TOMATO 1.4072 0.04646 194 132 45 17
587 I said shaken, not stirred. 1.4072 0.04703 194 133 43 18
588 Relax. Our Soup Chef is also a First Responder. 1.4072 0.05247 167 117 32 18
589 Not minestrone, sir. Maelstromone. 1.4070 0.04727 199 138 41 20
590 Blaming global warming won't help your review 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
591 Would you mind waiting to serve the second course until Dorothy arrives? 1.4068 0.04962 177 122 38 17
592 Excuse me, is this destructive vortex sourced locally? 1.4067 0.04407 209 141 51 17
593 I think I'll need a bigger napkin. 1.4066 0.04672 182 122 46 14
594 It’s phenomenal. 1.4066 0.04737 182 123 44 15
595 Does it look like I need freshly ground pepper?? 1.4064 0.04647 187 126 46 15
596 There's my soup on the fly. 1.4062 0.04562 192 129 48 15
597 It’s a new twist on an old classic. 1.4062 0.04795 192 133 40 19
598 This is only an F-1. I ordered spicy. 1.4061 0.04181 197 127 60 10
599 And after my dinner, I would like a tempest in a teapot. 1.4061 0.04921 197 140 34 23
600 I definitely said 'tournedos.' 1.4059 0.04621 202 139 44 19
601 Waiter, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore. 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
602 I thought I ordered the funnel cake. 1.4057 0.04362 212 143 52 17
603 Waiter, there's a fly and a piece of a mobil home in my soup. 1.4056 0.05088 180 127 33 20
604 NOW do you believe in climate change, Senator? 1.4056 0.05148 180 128 31 21
605 It took my soup spoon... 1.4053 0.04888 190 133 37 20
606 Wow, you're right, this is Auntie Em's recipe! 1.4053 0.04714 190 130 43 17
607 I usually just blow on it. 1.4051 0.04740 195 135 41 19
608 In Australia it goes the other way. 1.4051 0.04452 195 130 51 14
609 Can I get this to go? 1.4050 0.04760 200 140 39 21
610 i think i'd prefer the tsunami rolls. 1.4050 0.04813 200 141 37 22
611 Should I expect the same for my Volcano Cake dessert 1.4049 0.05048 163 111 38 14
612 I said heavy on the Fennel. 1.4049 0.04972 163 110 40 13
613 Actually, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.4049 0.04466 205 139 49 17
614 Actually I’ll take the Tsunami Salad 1.4048 0.05152 168 117 34 17
615 The soup is fine, it’s that smug moustache that’s the problem. 1.4045 0.04940 178 123 38 17
616 There must be some mistake. I ordered the Tsunami on rye." 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
617 I believe there's been a mistake. I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.4044 0.05258 183 133 26 24
618 You say tor-nay-do, I say tor-nah-do... 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
619 No, I wanted the funnel *cake*. 1.4041 0.04543 193 130 48 15
620 All I said was, 'OK, I'll give it a whirl'. 1.4041 0.04361 193 127 54 12
621 ...’Waiter...do you have any of those cute little miniature Trailer Parks for my soup?...’ 1.4041 0.04718 193 133 42 18
622 Be careful; the bowl is hot. 1.4040 0.04741 198 138 40 20
623 We’re just beginning to understand the impact of climate change on soup. 1.4039 0.04496 203 138 48 17
624 Did you say the chef was a genius or a genie? 1.4032 0.04661 186 126 45 15
625 Please wrap this up to go. 1.4031 0.04884 196 139 35 22
626 I think you misunderstood. I asked for the fennel soup. 1.4030 0.04741 201 141 39 21
627 I ASKED for a tempest in a teapot, but this is CLEARLY a maelstrom in a minestrone. 1.4029 0.04656 206 144 41 21
628 Is this a locally sourced Act of God? 1.4024 0.04917 169 115 40 14
629 And you assure me this is authentic Northern Oklahoma cuisine? 1.4022 0.05043 179 126 34 19
630 Yes, I would like to speak with the chef...or whoever is still alive back in the kitchen. 1.4022 0.05043 179 126 34 19
631 Now that I'm familiar with the Oklahoma Soup, I think I'll pass on the San Andreas Salad. 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
632 I lost my spoon. 1.4022 0.04567 184 123 48 13
633 I take it the chef is from Kansas 1.4022 0.05002 184 130 34 20
634 An extra napkin would be nice. 1.4021 0.04846 189 132 38 19
635 I didn’t know one blow on the soup would cause such a stir. 1.4021 0.04787 189 131 40 18
636 Tell the chef we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.4021 0.04810 194 136 38 20
637 This is not what I forecasted. 1.4020 0.04501 199 135 48 16
638 Excuse me. I asked for tournedos, not tornados. 1.4020 0.04478 204 139 48 17
639 Maelstromoni? 1.4020 0.04637 204 142 42 20
640 Is that a fake mustache? 1.4019 0.04802 209 150 34 25
641 I ordered mine in a teapot. 1.4012 0.05288 162 114 31 17
642 You say Tomato and I say Tornado. 1.4011 0.05041 182 129 33 20
643 Send my compliments to the chef for cooking up a storm 1.4011 0.04823 187 130 39 18
644 Is this a new twist on the old recipe? 1.4010 0.04435 192 128 51 13
645 It's a seasonal special. 1.4000 0.04708 190 131 42 17
646 Today's dessert special is Funnel Cake. 1.4000 0.04427 200 135 50 15
647 The menu said "a twist on an old favorite", but this is ridiculous! 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
648 Yes, this dish has taken us by storm. 1.4000 0.04564 195 133 46 16
649 That is our blew plate special. 1.4000 0.04656 175 117 46 12
650 I'm sorry about the fly sir, but the tiny farmhouse and the old woman on her bike with a dog in her basket are actually part of the dish. 1.4000 0.04860 185 129 38 18
651 I am sorry Sir...but any complaints have to go through FEMA. 1.4000 0.04539 200 137 46 17
652 Our chef is from Kansas. 1.4000 0.04326 195 129 54 12
653 "I ordered the nor'easter." 1.4000 0.04566 205 142 44 19
654 Waiter, a house just fell into my soup. 1.4000 0.04460 205 140 48 17
655 Kansas cuisine? 1.4000 0.04675 185 126 44 15
656 Our chef trained in Kansas. 1.4000 0.04588 190 129 46 15
657 I can tell the chef really put his own twist on this one. 1.4000 0.04656 175 117 46 12
658 Sir, quickly stir clockwise 1.3991 0.04341 213 145 51 17
659 I suppose next you'll be bringing me a funnel cake. 1.3991 0.04589 213 150 41 22
660 Popular dish in Kansas, you say? 1.3990 0.04570 198 136 45 17
661 Well, what I actually ordered was BEEF tournedos! 1.3990 0.04626 198 137 43 18
662 Can I have another spoon? 1.3990 0.04825 193 136 37 20
663 I distinctly ordered tournedos! 1.3990 0.04477 193 130 49 14
664 I think I'm going to need a bigger spoon. 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
665 Waiter, I asked for fennel. 1.3989 0.04514 183 122 49 12
666 Tournedos. I asked for tournedos. 1.3989 0.04646 183 124 45 14
667 On second thought, I'll just have a salad. 1.3989 0.04531 178 118 49 11
668 there's a license plate from Kansas in my soup 1.3988 0.04762 173 117 43 13
669 ‘With a twist,’ I said. ‘With a twist.’ 1.3980 0.04521 201 138 46 17
670 I think this is for that Kansas farm girl over at the next table. 1.3980 0.04465 201 137 48 16
671 Maybe I blew a little too hard? 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
672 I've just about had it with your bullshit, Robert. 1.3979 0.04973 191 137 32 22
673 Just Blow on it 1.3979 0.04688 191 132 42 17
674 The wind is sourced locally. 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
675 I thought it would come in a teapot. 1.3974 0.05199 156 108 34 14
676 Don't tell me. I'm not in Kansas anymore, right 1.3971 0.04418 204 139 49 16
677 So you’re saying you can’t do this to go? 1.3971 0.04473 204 140 47 17
678 I’ll need a bib. 1.3969 0.04459 194 131 49 14
679 Actually, can I switch to the salad? 1.3969 0.04635 194 134 43 17
680 Is this about my last Yelp review? 1.3968 0.04540 189 128 47 14
681 My date must be sheltering in place. 1.3967 0.04561 184 124 47 13
682 What do mean you're not responsible for acts of God? 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
683 I believe I ordered a category 4. 1.3966 0.04451 174 114 51 9
684 Our new Chef Is from Kansas ! 1.3966 0.04946 174 121 37 16
685 Is this what people mean when they say this place has a certain atmosphere? 1.3964 0.04614 169 112 47 10
686 Tonight's special is a twist on a classic 1.3963 0.04864 164 111 41 12
687 When. 1.3963 0.04617 217 155 38 24
688 Waiter...This is not a funnel cake” 1.3961 0.04530 207 144 44 19
689 Waiter! This soup is too cumulonimbus. 1.3960 0.04503 202 139 46 17
690 'Blewuillabaisse', you say? 1.3957 0.04757 187 130 40 17
691 OK, I'll eat it, but I would like to cancel the polar vortex I ordered for desert. 1.3957 0.04696 187 129 42 16
692 When you told me that the special would "blow me away", this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
693 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to 'whip something up' for me. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
694 You misunderstood me. I asked for fennel. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
695 Could I have a bib, please? 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
696 Waiter, there's a genie in my soup. 1.3955 0.04683 177 120 44 13
697 Could I change tables? There’s a bit of a draft here. 1.3951 0.04346 205 139 51 15
698 You say tornado, I said tournedos 1.3950 0.04750 200 142 37 21
699 There's a hair. 1.3949 0.04784 195 138 37 20
700 I asked for fennel soup. 1.3946 0.04731 185 128 41 16
701 When your ad said your soup would "blow me away," I didn't think you meant literally. 1.3944 0.05014 180 128 33 19
702 I would like a doggie bag for Toto.” 1.3944 0.05014 180 128 33 19
703 Would you let my date know I'm the one in the grey suit and glasses? 1.3942 0.04714 208 149 36 23
704 Waiter, there's a witch, a scarecrow, a lion, a tinman, a dog, a little girl, and way too much color in my soup. 1.3941 0.04800 203 146 34 23
705 Do I still have to blow on it? 1.3939 0.04451 198 135 48 15
706 No, I said TOMATO soup! 1.3938 0.04875 193 138 34 21
707 I’m rethinking the Surf and Turf entree. 1.3936 0.04971 188 135 32 21
708 It's causing quite a stir. 1.3933 0.04593 178 120 46 12
709 Some ground pepper and life insurance if you please. 1.3933 0.04662 178 121 44 13
710 I blew on it too hard. 1.3932 0.04595 206 145 41 20
711 I'm quite sure I said 'tomato', not 'tornado' 1.3931 0.04962 173 121 36 16
712 Are you sure this is the fennel soup? 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
713 Waitor, there’s a cow in my soup. 1.3930 0.04677 201 142 39 20
714 This is certainly a twist on farm to table. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
715 I assumed you meant 'fennel'... 1.3929 0.04764 196 139 37 20
716 I thought you said fennel soup. 1.3927 0.04740 191 134 39 18
717 You meant, “tournedos”? 1.3927 0.04623 191 132 43 16
718 This is a dust bowl, I ordered a cup. 1.3925 0.04892 186 132 35 19
719 Forget Zagat's, what's the FEMA rating of this place?! 1.3923 0.04546 209 147 42 20
720 I asked you to add fennel, not funnel. 1.3923 0.04866 181 127 37 17
721 Excuse me. I distinctly remember ordering the category 4. 1.3923 0.04738 181 125 41 15
722 I'm missing my spoon...and I'll also need some extra napkins. 1.3922 0.04626 204 144 40 20
723 All of our dishes are served with a twist. 1.3920 0.04697 176 120 43 13
724 May I have another napkin? 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
725 All I did was rub the side of the bowl, and poof, you appeared. 1.3920 0.04601 199 139 42 18
726 You said blow on it. 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
727 There’s a farmhouse in my soup. 1.3918 0.04512 194 133 46 15
728 You'll notice we added a bit of a twist. 1.3918 0.04743 194 137 38 19
729 ...and for my main dish, I'll have the "plague of locusts" pork chops 1.3917 0.04375 217 151 47 19
730 I was unaware the soup was free-range. 1.3913 0.04682 184 127 42 15
731 Excuse me, what did you say the other soup of the day was? 1.3913 0.04576 207 146 41 20
732 They don't make this soup in Kansas anymore. 1.3913 0.04627 207 147 39 21
733 This whole meal was a disaster! 1.3913 0.04989 184 132 32 20
734 I think I stirred a little too hard. 1.3913 0.04619 184 126 44 14
735 If I wanted this, I'd move back to Kansas. 1.3911 0.04504 179 120 48 11
736 Today’s special was flown in fresh from Kansas. 1.3909 0.04404 197 134 49 14
737 Apologies, sir. I’ll cancel the funnel cake for your dessert as well. 1.3908 0.05201 174 126 28 20
738 Is this why there was no ranch on my salad? 1.3908 0.05072 174 124 32 18
739 Sorry to be a pain. I ordered the funnel cake. 1.3906 0.04543 192 132 45 15
740 I said TOMATO. Let's call the whole thing off. 1.3906 0.04834 192 137 35 20
741 Is the chef from Kansas by any chance? 1.3904 0.04438 187 126 49 12
742 Nice try, but this soup still isn't blowing me away. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
743 Give it a minute to settle; should that fail, I recommend the Duck and Cover. 1.3904 0.04690 187 130 41 16
744 You say tomato; I say clear evidence of climate change. 1.3901 0.04906 182 129 35 18
745 But you're sure it's gluten-free? 1.3901 0.04452 182 122 49 11
746 I still don't have a spoon. 1.3901 0.05029 182 131 31 20
747 Waiter, this soup sucks. 1.3900 0.04744 200 143 36 21
748 Should I blow on it? 1.3898 0.04536 177 119 47 11
749 I'm sorry. I ordered a bowl of fennel soup. 1.3897 0.04778 195 139 36 20
750 I ordered extra fennel not funnel. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
751 You say tomato, I say tornato 1.3897 0.04552 195 135 44 16
752 I forgot to mention that today's dessert is the molten lava cake. 1.3897 0.04723 195 138 38 19
753 'Anything else?' Well, a napkin might be nice. 1.3897 0.04667 195 137 40 18
754 Well, I was, but then the tornado took my spoon 1.3895 0.05179 172 124 29 19
755 No, the problem is there's no spoon. 1.3895 0.04813 190 135 36 19
756 You said "locally sourced," but it's going counterclockwise. 1.3895 0.04755 190 134 38 18
757 I said water sprouts! 1.3895 0.04636 190 132 42 16
758 But is it free range? 1.3894 0.04350 208 143 49 16
759 I asked for tournedos, Oscar, not tornadoes. 1.3894 0.04403 208 144 47 17
760 Not even a warning? 1.3892 0.05014 167 117 35 15
761 Not to worry, it's only a Category 1! 1.3889 0.04818 180 126 38 16
762 It's just something our chef whipped up. 1.3886 0.04253 211 144 52 15
763 I prefer the tempest in a teapot. 1.3886 0.04700 193 136 39 18
764 The chef is really embracing the prairie-to-table movement 1.3886 0.04982 175 124 34 17
765 Ooooh, you wanted the TOMATO soup? Yeah, that actually makes a lot more sense. 1.3886 0.04848 175 122 38 15
766 Fly's gone. 1.3883 0.04608 188 130 43 15
767 I asked for the Fennel soup! 1.3880 0.04822 183 129 37 17
768 Sir, This is Kansas. I warned you not to blow on the soup. 1.3879 0.05271 165 119 28 18
769 No need to blow on it. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
770 This is a Category 3 soup. I ordered a Category 5. 1.3876 0.04855 178 125 37 16
771 Do I use a spoon or call 911? 1.3876 0.04438 209 146 45 18
772 Now this is what I call a twist on a classic dish. 1.3875 0.04855 160 109 40 11
773 Really? I thought I ordered tournedos! 1.3874 0.04556 191 132 44 15
774 Why do I keep hearing... “there’s no place like home... there’s no place like home.” 1.3874 0.04849 191 137 34 20
775 I'm sorry, I asked for just a twist of lemon. 1.3874 0.04111 191 125 58 8
776 And will you tell my date's mother where she went? 1.3874 0.04734 191 135 38 18
777 Is it too late to opt for the salad? 1.3873 0.04603 173 117 45 11
778 Well, it may be gone now, but there was a fly in my soup! 1.3873 0.04817 173 120 39 14
779 No, I wouldn’t say I was blown away by the soup. 1.3873 0.04351 204 140 49 15
780 Excuse me waiter, but I think there may be a trailer park in my soup. 1.3873 0.04672 204 146 37 21
781 Well, there WAS a fly in my soup. 1.3866 0.04623 194 136 41 17
782 I guess this is what they call farm to table 1.3866 0.04737 194 138 37 19
783 I'm not angry about the soup. But I hate losing those oyster crackers. 1.3866 0.04505 194 134 45 15
784 I'm pretty sure I said Tournedos. 1.3864 0.04549 176 119 46 11
785 Is this a special soup for climate deniers? 1.3864 0.04959 176 125 34 17
786 I'm going to need an additional napkin. 1.3862 0.04588 189 131 43 15
787 I said soup de joure, not force majeur. 1.3862 0.04527 189 130 45 14
788 Blowing doesn’t help. 1.3862 0.04649 189 132 41 16
789 There must be some mistake. I ordered a hurricane. 1.3859 0.04801 184 130 37 17
790 Do I get three wishes? 1.3858 0.04627 197 139 40 18
791 It’s best eaten in the basement. 1.3857 0.04316 210 145 49 16
792 Could I have a dish not affected by climate change. 1.3855 0.05023 179 129 31 19
793 Excuse me, waiter, I ordered the tempest in the teacup, not the cyclone in the soup. 1.3855 0.04701 179 124 41 14
794 I"m sorry but this soup is a natural disaster. 1.3854 0.04771 192 137 36 19
795 Please tell the chef I have never had soup that sucked more than this. 1.3854 0.04476 192 132 46 14
796 I will certainly be mentioning this in my Yelp review. 1.3850 0.04683 187 131 40 16
797 It’s hot but blowing on it just seems redundant. 1.3850 0.04559 187 129 44 14
798 It happens sometimes when the cold sour cream hits the hot chili. 1.3850 0.04621 187 130 42 15
799 I suppose I don’t need to blow on it now 1.3850 0.04683 187 131 40 16
800 And for dessert, funnel cake 1.3850 0.04351 200 137 49 14
801 And how is the "No Place Like Home" soup? 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
802 Is FEMA aware of this dish? 1.3846 0.04376 182 122 50 10
803 Actually, I ordered the category 4. 1.3846 0.04545 195 136 43 16
804 And stop telling me it's just a fennel cloud. 1.3846 0.04660 195 138 39 18
805 The president's climate panel assures us it's nothing to worry about. 1.3846 0.04367 195 133 49 13
806 Midwestern food isn't really up my alley. 1.3846 0.04597 169 114 45 10
807 I ordered Fennel soup. This is Funnel soup. 1.3846 0.04899 182 130 34 18
808 Not funnel...Fennel ! 1.3842 0.04629 190 133 41 16
809 And just before serving, the chef adds his special twist. 1.3842 0.04689 190 134 39 17
810 Now maybe the Republicans will believe it. 1.3842 0.04935 177 126 34 17
811 Never mind that, you're certain it's gluten free? 1.3838 0.04663 198 141 38 19
812 I distinctly ordered the FENNEL soup! 1.3838 0.04655 185 129 41 15
813 On second thought, I'll have a salad instead. 1.3837 0.04689 172 118 42 12
814 Dorothy should arrive any minute. She'll have the salmon. 1.3837 0.04902 172 121 36 15
815 I really don't mind stirring it myself. 1.3834 0.04335 193 131 50 12
816 Last week you served me a tempest in a teapot. Now this ! 1.3834 0.04807 193 139 34 20
817 Is Dorothy cooking tonight? 1.3833 0.04810 180 127 37 16
818 I ordered the fennel, not the funnel soup! 1.3832 0.04860 167 116 38 13
819 Excuse me, waiter? I ordered the tsunami. 1.3830 0.04601 188 131 42 15
820 A soup spoon and an anemometer, please. 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
821 Could you close the window? 1.3830 0.04663 188 132 40 16
822 We decided to give today's soup a bit of a twist. 1.3830 0.04281 188 126 52 10
823 Thanks, but I could have blown on it myself. 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
824 THIS is your “Stormy Daniels” entrée ? 1.3829 0.04633 175 120 43 12
825 Yes, it is locally sourced. 1.3825 0.04689 183 128 40 15
826 Do you have any F1 sauce? 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
827 I hear the food here has been causing quite a stir. 1.3825 0.04559 183 126 44 13
828 Where I come from they spin clockwise. 1.3824 0.04175 204 138 54 12
829 I see the chef is from Kansas. 1.3824 0.04651 170 116 43 11
830 I wanted a twist of lemon. 1.3824 0.04400 204 142 46 16
831 There must be some mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3824 0.05080 170 122 31 17
832 I asked for a Category 5. This is Category 2, tops. 1.3822 0.04345 225 160 44 21
833 Could I have this in a take-out box? 1.3822 0.04609 191 134 41 16
834 I had to substitute, sir. We are out of Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3822 0.04727 191 136 37 18
835 Sir, it’s our Midwestern Clam Chowder. 1.3820 0.04847 178 126 36 16
836 Yes, you told me...several times. But I thought you were saying "tomato." 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
837 I asked for the funnel cake. 1.3817 0.04634 186 130 41 15
838 I'd prefer my tempest in a teacup. 1.3815 0.05014 173 124 32 17
839 Waiter, I believe I ordered the TOURNEDOS of beef. 1.3814 0.04439 194 134 46 14
840 May I please have this to go? 1.3812 0.04852 181 129 35 17
841 I probably should have asked what "nuage en entonnoir" means before ordering. 1.3812 0.04852 181 129 35 17
842 Minor compared to dinner with my wife. 1.3812 0.04658 181 126 41 14
843 Impressive but I actually ordered the tournedo. 1.3812 0.04429 202 141 45 16
844 I think the "vortex of flavor" description was an understatement. 1.3810 0.04936 189 138 30 21
845 Once contained it’s delicious. 1.3810 0.04148 210 143 54 13
846 Where’s the basement? 1.3807 0.04564 197 139 41 17
847 Does this look like it's counterclockwise to you? 1.3807 0.04507 197 138 43 16
848 There must be some mistake. I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
849 I believe Toto and Dorothy will be joining me. 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
850 This soup really sucks. 1.3805 0.04437 205 144 44 17
851 What's for dessert? An avalanche? 1.3805 0.04749 205 150 32 23
852 Yes sir; in Australia it stirs counter clockwise. 1.3804 0.04604 184 128 42 14
853 I distinctly ordered the tsunami. 1.3804 0.04406 184 125 48 11
854 I’m cumulonimbus-free. 1.3804 0.04731 184 130 38 16
855 Wow. The chef whipped this up just for me? 1.3798 0.04173 208 142 53 13
856 Well, yes, the fly is gone, but ... 1.3797 0.04737 187 133 37 17
857 Actually, I said tomato. 1.3797 0.04857 187 135 33 19
858 I see now why you call it the "Auntie Em Soup". 1.3797 0.04487 187 129 45 13
859 Let me guess...climate change? 1.3791 0.04571 182 126 43 13
860 How did you get Auntie Em's recipe?! 1.3791 0.04766 182 129 37 16
861 Is this vegan? 1.3791 0.04637 182 127 41 14
862 He’s a regular wizard in the kitchen. 1.3789 0.04561 190 133 42 15
863 If the first course doesn’t blow you away, the second will shock you to death 1.3789 0.04622 190 134 40 16
864 I said "in a teapot." 1.3788 0.04489 198 139 43 16
865 I specifically ordered the counter-clockwise. 1.3788 0.04373 198 137 47 14
866 I changed my mind. I'll have the Gumbo. 1.3788 0.04373 198 137 47 14
867 For twenty-five dollars I expect a monsoon. 1.3787 0.05028 169 121 32 16
868 I think I might need a few extra napkins. 1.3786 0.04472 206 146 42 18
869 But I ordered the cloudy with a chance of meatballs... 1.3786 0.04365 206 144 46 16
870 The soup has turned. 1.3785 0.04928 177 127 33 17
871 Excuse me, waiter, but there's an eye in my soup. 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
872 Your fresh-ground-pepper guy has anger management issues. 1.3784 0.04894 185 134 32 19
873 Yes, sir, everything on our menu is farm razed. 1.3780 0.05138 164 118 30 16
874 Actually, I prefer my tempest in a teapot. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
875 The chef thought it would pair nicely with the tournedos of beef. 1.3777 0.04894 188 137 31 20
876 I’m sorry, I hate to make a fuss, but..... what the fuck is this?!! 1.3776 0.04800 196 143 32 21
877 Waiter! My soup’s on the fly! 1.3776 0.04342 196 135 48 13
878 Waiter, I asked for Category 2, not Category 5. 1.3776 0.04577 196 139 40 17
879 Could I trouble you for a napkin? 1.3775 0.04338 204 142 47 15
880 Waiter, there's an itsy-bitsy spider climbing up my waterspout. 1.3774 0.04329 212 149 46 17
881 Do you think FEMA will be covering dessert? 1.3770 0.04808 183 131 35 17
882 Our soup of the day comes with a twist. 1.3770 0.04617 183 128 41 14
883 I’m sorry, but I ordered the Tempest in a Teacup. 1.3770 0.04602 191 135 40 16
884 There's a mobile home in my soup. 1.3770 0.04662 191 136 38 17
885 I would ask you to put it in a doggy bag, but I live in a trailer park. 1.3770 0.04662 191 136 38 17
886 On second thought, I'll take the salad. 1.3770 0.04481 191 133 44 14
887 Did I mispronounce Tomato? 1.3769 0.04527 199 141 41 17
888 I think this soup has a bit too much going on for my taste. 1.3768 0.04348 207 145 46 16
889 ‘Locally sourced?’ It’s not even tornado season. 1.3768 0.04294 207 144 48 15
890 No, I distinctly said "tomato" soup. 1.3764 0.04499 178 122 45 11
891 I asked for FENNEL soup not funnel soup. 1.3764 0.04706 178 125 39 14
892 I ordered tomato,not tornado. 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
893 Somebody in Kansas better like vishysoisse. 1.3764 0.04773 178 126 37 15
894 You expect me to believe you only warmed it by four degrees? 1.3764 0.04428 178 121 47 10
895 Frankly, this soup is a real disaster. 1.3764 0.04904 178 128 33 17
896 I'm not in Kansas anymore, am I? 1.3763 0.04301 186 126 50 10
897 I read you put a new spin on the gazpacho. 1.3763 0.04432 194 135 45 14
898 This wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted it to go. 1.3763 0.04609 194 138 39 17
899 Chef prides himself on farm-to-table. 1.3763 0.04550 194 137 41 16
900 Could I get a side of insurance? 1.3762 0.04640 202 146 36 20
901 I thought you said wild fennel not wind funnel... 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
902 Sir, I ordered tomato soup, to..ma..to. 1.3758 0.04965 165 117 34 14
903 I thought you said this was a vegan soup? I just saw a cow fly by. 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
904 No, I clearly said 'tomato' soup. 1.3757 0.05031 181 133 28 20
905 'Minestrone', not 'maelstrom'! 1.3757 0.04716 181 128 38 15
906 Global warming, sir. I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. 1.3757 0.04907 181 131 32 18
907 I told you I was under an AC vent! 1.3757 0.04635 189 134 39 16
908 I thought you said seasoned with FENNEL. 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
909 You wrongly assured me this soup was vegan. I just saw a witch on a bicycle and a cow fly by. 1.3756 0.04500 197 139 42 16
910 When I said your hot noodle and cold gazpacho soup sounded like a recipe for disaster, I was speaking figuratively. 1.3756 0.04670 197 142 36 19
911 I thought you said ‘sprout’ not ‘spout.’ 1.3750 0.04596 184 129 41 14
912 I just want to double-check: It's gluten-free, right? 1.3750 0.04700 192 138 36 18
913 I didn't come here for fast food 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
914 Clearly you don't understand the difference between a Catgeory 3 and a Category 4 bisque. 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
915 Farm Disaster to Table 1.3750 0.05036 192 144 24 24
916 Is something wrong, sir? 1.3750 0.04532 176 121 44 11
917 Sir requested a game soup, this one's Twister. 1.3750 0.04641 192 137 38 17
918 If you don't like the soup, just click your heels together three times... 1.3750 0.04337 200 139 47 14
919 I thought it was fennel soup 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
920 This soup literally sucks 1.3750 0.04900 168 119 35 14
921 When you bring the main course I'll be hiding under the table. 1.3750 0.04660 184 130 39 15
922 It's not blowing me away. 1.3750 0.04603 176 122 42 12
923 I think you misheard me. I ordered TOMATO bisque. 1.3750 0.04489 208 149 40 19
924 I love ordering from the kids menu. 1.3744 0.04391 211 150 43 18
925 I like it. Tomato soup, but with a twist. 1.3744 0.04353 195 135 47 13
926 Yes, but is it kosher? 1.3744 0.04229 195 133 51 11
927 If I click my heals 3 times where do I go? 1.3744 0.04759 195 142 33 20
928 Well, it's over my soup, so technically it's a waterspout. 1.3744 0.04413 195 136 45 14
929 Volcano cake for dessert, sir? 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
930 The menu did say "farm-to-table" 1.3743 0.04790 187 135 34 18
931 You like tornado. I like tomato. Let's call the whole meal off. 1.3743 0.05047 171 124 30 17
932 I swear I did not click my heels. 1.3743 0.04469 171 116 46 9
933 It's not blowing me away like the guy on yelp said. 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
934 Compliments to the chef, but I ordered the tournedos. 1.3737 0.04554 190 134 41 15
935 I ordered the el nino. 1.3736 0.04563 182 127 42 13
936 No, I requested TOMATO soup! 1.3736 0.04884 182 132 32 18
937 The chef likes to put his own twist on the dish. 1.3736 0.04565 174 120 43 11
938 When you said the tournedos au poivre were impressive, you weren't exaggerating. 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
939 Every time I wear a new tie... 1.3733 0.04202 217 152 49 16
940 This meal is designed to blow you away 1.3731 0.04489 201 143 41 17
941 My soup spoon seems to have vanished and I fear my other utensils may be at risk. 1.3731 0.04563 193 137 40 16
942 Waiter, I think my soup's not in Kansas anymore. 1.3731 0.04737 193 140 34 19
943 I don't think this soup is in Kansas anymore. 1.3731 0.04849 193 142 30 21
944 I specifically ordered the category 3 soup. 1.3730 0.04445 185 128 45 12
945 The wine is excellent but the soup is a disaster. 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
946 Could you bring another spoon with a chain attached? 1.3726 0.04424 212 152 41 19
947 Could I have another napkin please ? 1.3726 0.04322 212 150 45 17
948 I specifically asked for the Category 5. 1.3725 0.04654 204 149 34 21
949 Waiter, There is something OZ about my soup. 1.3725 0.04549 204 147 38 19
950 Waiter, I thought you said the soup of the day was fennel! 1.3725 0.04387 204 144 44 16
951 There must have been some confusion....I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3724 0.04570 196 140 39 17
952 The cumin appears to be clashing with the fennel. 1.3723 0.04396 188 130 46 12
953 Climate change really is affecting our food. 1.3723 0.04523 188 132 42 14
954 I just wanted a TWIST of lemon. 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
955 In the Southern Hemisphere, it spins in the opposite direction. 1.3722 0.04663 180 127 39 14
956 There seems to be some misunderstanding. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3721 0.04744 172 121 38 13
957 I dare you to describe this with a straight face 1.3720 0.04552 207 150 37 20
958 This is a strange twist! 1.3720 0.04670 164 113 41 10
959 May I have a bib? 1.3719 0.04463 199 141 42 16
960 Garcon, there's a piece of vinyl siding swimming in my soup! 1.3719 0.04463 199 141 42 16
961 I tried to make it a little extra exciting since you’re dining alone. 1.3719 0.04169 199 136 52 11
962 Is this disaster all-natural? 1.3717 0.04534 191 135 41 15
963 Now I'm sorry I complained about the fly. 1.3717 0.04284 191 131 49 11
964 Not what I expected when I said surprise me. 1.3717 0.04654 191 137 37 17
965 Is there a milder option? 1.3717 0.04348 191 132 47 12
966 I'm sure I said "tomato"... 1.3717 0.04534 191 135 41 15
967 Could I get an extra napkin, please? 1.3717 0.04595 191 136 39 16
968 The chef likes to serve seasonal dishes. 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
969 So “with a twist” was literal, huh? 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
970 Sorry about that sir. Tonight has just been a whirlwind 1.3716 0.04608 183 129 40 14
971 Waiter, there's debris in my soup. 1.3716 0.04737 183 131 36 16
972 Correct me if I'm wrong, is that a barn flying in my soup? 1.3714 0.04755 175 124 37 14
973 I can't even imagine what your funnel cake must be like. 1.3714 0.04543 175 121 43 11
974 This is going in my Review! Review: The chicken was dry and overcooked, the lobster dish was disappointingly one dimensional, and the soup was an absolute natural disaster. 1.3711 0.04772 194 142 32 20
975 I’m very sorry, sir. Perhaps a butterfly just flapped its wings in Asia. 1.3710 0.04864 186 136 31 19
976 Today's soup has a twist. 1.3710 0.04360 186 128 47 11
977 You heard tornado, but I said potato. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
978 The chef's putting a new spin on soup. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
979 gotta say - I'd have preferred a fly 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
980 I honestly never send food back, but... 1.3709 0.04201 213 149 49 15
981 You had a question about the funnel cake, sir? 1.3709 0.04040 213 146 55 12
982 Compliments to the chef meteorologist. 1.3708 0.04347 178 121 48 9
983 I distinctly remember ordering a Category 1. 1.3708 0.04896 178 129 32 17
984 I wouldn't really call this 'comfort' food. 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
985 This is not what I envisioned when you said, "Give it a whirl." 1.3706 0.04376 197 138 45 14
986 Waiter, this soup is a Category 5 disaster. 1.3706 0.04317 197 137 47 13
987 Let's try again. You say potato, I say potahto. You say tornado, I say tournado? 1.3704 0.04627 189 135 38 16
988 Yes I stirred it. It's still too hot. 1.3702 0.04430 208 149 41 18
989 I'll just have a salad, and then I'm off to see the Wizard. 1.3702 0.04707 181 129 37 15
990 Ohhhh, you thought I said "fennel" soup. 1.3702 0.04772 181 130 35 16
991 I told you I'm a tornado chaser, not a tornado taster! 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
992 Could I get some bread, plywood, and a hand-crank radio? 1.3700 0.04388 200 141 44 15
993 Tempest de jour. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
994 You say tornado, I say tomato. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.3696 0.04901 184 135 30 19
995 At least the fly is gone, sir. 1.3695 0.04507 203 146 39 18
996 You misunderstood. I said tomato soup. 1.3693 0.05000 176 129 29 18
997 I asked the chef to add a little fennel 1.3693 0.04801 176 126 35 15
998 I'd like to send back this bisque. It's turned. 1.3693 0.04934 176 128 31 17
999 What happened to my croutons? 1.3692 0.04284 195 135 48 12
1000 This is a mistake. I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
1001 You brought me the wrong drink. I ordered a hurricane. 1.3692 0.04807 195 144 30 21
1002 That’s it? The chef recommends sheltering in place? 1.3692 0.04284 195 135 48 12
1003 How does that sound anything like 'tomato'? 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
1004 It's clever, but it will never replace the chocolate fountain. 1.3692 0.04582 195 140 38 17
1005 Perhaps you’d prefer the funnel cake. (Please underline the word “cake”.) 1.3690 0.04891 168 120 34 14
1006 I'm not a scientist, but I think there's a weather event in my soup. 1.3690 0.04341 187 129 47 11
1007 It spins the opposite way in Australia. 1.3687 0.04540 179 125 42 12
1008 "This is why restaurants in trailer parks never succeed." 1.3687 0.04399 179 123 46 10
1009 It's too much drama for a soup 1.3684 0.04422 190 133 44 13
1010 I ordered the thai phoon, not the tornadolini. 1.3684 0.04360 209 149 43 17
1011 I know my wife ordered a mudslide but where is she? 1.3684 0.04829 171 122 35 14
1012 I need to speak with your meteorologist! 1.3684 0.04546 190 135 40 15
1013 I can only imagine the tempest in your teapot. 1.3684 0.04684 171 120 39 12
1014 On second thought I'll go for the mixed greens. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
1015 I'd say that's a little bit more than just"a twist on traditional clam chowder" 1.3684 0.04610 171 119 41 11
1016 I asked for this in a teapot" 1.3684 0.04412 209 150 41 18
1017 Can I order this to go? 1.3682 0.04426 201 143 42 16
1018 -We call it the Dorothy special. 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1019 I said a "can of soup," not a "Kansas soup!" 1.3679 0.04367 212 152 42 18
1020 I'll pass on the soup thank you- it gives me terrible wind. 1.3679 0.04248 193 133 49 11
1021 Looks like you've made enhancements to your farm-to-table offerings. 1.3679 0.03986 193 129 57 7
1022 This dish will blow you away! 1.3679 0.04555 193 138 39 16
1023 Should I say when? 1.3679 0.04311 193 134 47 12
1024 Can I trouble you for some more crackers? Mine blew away. 1.3678 0.05170 174 130 24 20
1025 I think the miniature red shoes are a tad over the top. 1.3676 0.04268 204 143 47 14
1026 This is a new twist on the bisque! 1.3676 0.04268 204 143 47 14
1027 Yes, I come here regularly; there's no place like home. There's no place like home. 1.3676 0.04502 185 130 42 13
1028 Now bring me salt and pepper and a tiny wicked witch. 1.3675 0.05004 166 120 31 15
1029 And what’s for dessert, the Milky Way? 1.3673 0.04446 196 139 42 15
1030 I think I might have stirred my soup too fast. 1.3673 0.04266 196 136 48 12
1031 Do you have anything less political? 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
1032 Waiter, I could fly in my soup. 1.3672 0.04778 177 127 35 15
1033 Would you like a bib,sir? 1.3672 0.04778 177 127 35 15
1034 Our ingredients are locally sourced from the Gulf, sir. 1.3671 0.04280 207 146 46 15
1035 'There's a little twist in the recipe.' 1.3670 0.04820 188 138 31 19
1036 That’s quite a spin you put on the soup of the day. 1.3670 0.04256 188 129 49 10
1037 I believe I ordered fennel soup, not funnel soup. 1.3669 0.04645 169 118 40 11
1038 Frankly, I preferred the fly. 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
1039 It may be a natural disaster, but is it fresh? 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
1040 May I be moved to your basement section ? 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
1041 This won’t make my stomach turn will it? 1.3667 0.04127 210 146 51 13
1042 Yes, I think I will need more croutons. 1.3665 0.04465 191 135 42 14
1043 Quick! To the wine cellar! 1.3665 0.04340 191 133 46 12
1044 I'm afraid there's a mix up. I ordered the fennel soup. 1.3665 0.04526 191 136 40 15
1045 On second thought, I'd prefer indoor seating. 1.3665 0.04587 191 137 38 16
1046 Kudos to the chef for sourcing what's in season." 1.3663 0.04352 202 143 44 15
1047 Wait until you try the soup. It will blow you away! 1.3663 0.04179 202 140 50 12
1048 I ordered the Tsunami bowl 1.3663 0.04626 202 148 34 20
1049 Our special has taken the restaurant by storm. 1.3663 0.04806 172 123 35 14
1050 Isn’t this served with ruby slippers? 1.3663 0.04361 172 117 47 8
1051 There's been a misunderstanding. I ordered the Tempest in a Teacup. 1.3661 0.04729 183 132 35 16
1052 Sir, I warned you not to blow on the soup 1.3661 0.04600 183 130 39 14
1053 I distinctly said 'calm chowder'! 1.3660 0.04535 194 139 39 16
1054 I wanted upscale dining with a twist, not a twister! 1.3659 0.04895 164 117 34 13
1055 There's a metaphor in my miso. 1.3659 0.05119 164 120 28 16
1056 So this is what you meant by "Category Pho" 1.3659 0.04194 205 143 49 13
1057 Could I be seated at another table? I feel a draft. 1.3657 0.04048 216 150 53 13
1058 I asked for *tournedos*. 1.3656 0.04610 186 133 38 15
1059 Global warming certainly is getting harder to ignore. 1.3656 0.04547 186 132 40 14
1060 But you ordered “something with a twist in it”. 1.3654 0.04152 208 145 50 13
1061 No, no! I ordered the martini with a twist! 1.3654 0.04370 208 149 42 17
1062 So this is why you call it "Kansas chicken soup"? 1.3653 0.04756 167 118 37 12
1063 So is this climate, or weather? 1.3652 0.04621 178 126 39 13
1064 I’ll tell you the problem. You forgot the spoon. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
1065 This used to be a seasonal dish but now it’s on the menu year-round. 1.3652 0.04410 178 123 45 10
1066 I ordered Thai food, not typhoon. 1.3651 0.04558 189 135 39 15
1067 I think you may have misheard me. I ordered tomato,not tornado. 1.3651 0.04238 189 130 49 10
1068 I asked for luke warm, not global warm. 1.3651 0.04680 189 137 35 17
1069 Can't wait to see what the chef whips up for dessert! 1.3651 0.04171 189 129 51 9
1070 I don't usually send things back, but I think I just saw a flying cow in my soup. 1.3651 0.04496 189 134 41 14
1071 Well, frankly, I preferred the fly. 1.3650 0.04437 200 143 41 16
1072 It's flown in fresh daily. 1.3646 0.04289 181 124 48 9
1073 This is a tornado in a tureen. I ORDERED the tempest in a teapot. 1.3646 0.04764 181 131 34 16
1074 Excuse me, but I ordered mine counter-clockwise. 1.3646 0.04685 192 140 34 18
1075 " It's the chef 's idea to welcome tourists to Oklahoma." 1.3645 0.04607 203 149 34 20
1076 Excuse me, but I believe I ordered the beef tornadoes. 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
1077 Climate change is affecting everything 1.3642 0.04836 151 105 37 9
1078 The chowder appears to be a bit turbulent today sir. Would you prefer a more tranquil bisque? 1.3642 0.04696 162 113 39 10
1079 Sir, I believe the chef forgot the flying cow. 1.3642 0.05088 162 118 29 15
1080 Too late to get it to go? 1.3642 0.04921 173 126 31 16
1081 And for dessert I’ll have the Polar Vortex. 1.3641 0.04514 184 130 41 13
1082 This is why we always ask our guests not to stir their soup counterclockwise and blow on it at the same time. 1.3641 0.04516 195 140 39 16
1083 You’re still in Kansas. It’s just how we serve our soup. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
1084 Last week it was a tempest in a teapot. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
1085 It twirls the other way in the southern hemisphere. 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
1086 Sir, the menu did specify tomato soup with a twist. 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
1087 May I have the soup with the fly instead? 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
1088 I think I stirred my soup too fast. 1.3636 0.04350 198 140 44 14
1089 I distinctly ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3636 0.05120 176 132 24 20
1090 What do you mean 'Why are you sending this back?' 1.3636 0.04524 198 143 38 17
1091 Waiter, there's a Rapture in my soup. 1.3636 0.04353 209 150 42 17
1092 It's supposed to be in a teapot. 1.3636 0.04713 187 136 34 17
1093 I thought 'funnel purée' was a typo 1.3632 0.04659 190 138 35 17
1094 I asked for the tempest in a teapot. 1.3631 0.04992 179 133 27 19
1095 I wanted it in a teapot. 1.3631 0.04865 179 131 31 17
1096 Now I see what the Zagat review meant about the bisque causing quite a stir. 1.3631 0.04390 179 124 45 10
1097 I said, "kale soup," not gale soup. 1.3631 0.04800 179 130 33 16
1098 Excuse me, I ordered the funnel cake, not the funnel cloud. 1.3626 0.04677 182 131 36 15
1099 I said "tournedos." 1.3626 0.04546 182 129 40 13
1100 Yes, but I THOUGHT it said 'Tournedos' of beef... 1.3626 0.04890 171 124 32 15
1101 Would you mind turning down the air conditioning just a bit? 1.3626 0.04600 171 120 40 11
1102 I actually ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3623 0.04538 207 152 35 20
1103 This soup will blow you away. 1.3622 0.04258 196 137 47 12
1104 I think I blew too hard. 1.3622 0.04428 185 130 43 12
1105 Be careful. The plate’s hot 1.3622 0.04559 185 132 39 14
1106 Waiter, the eye is in my soup! 1.3622 0.04870 185 137 29 19
1107 I changed my mind about the Oreo blizzard. 1.3621 0.04897 174 127 31 16
1108 I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.3621 0.04897 174 127 31 16
1109 Yes, I'll mention it to the chef. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
1110 Can I be moved? I feel a draft. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
1111 Waiter, this can't be kosher. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
1112 I may have blown on it too hard. 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
1113 Category Phó ? 1.3619 0.04388 210 152 40 18
1114 Don't you think you're overdoing the farm-to-table craze? 1.3618 0.04448 199 143 40 16
1115 I've heard of farm-to-table, but this is ridiculous! 1.3617 0.04379 188 132 44 12
1116 It's a twist on a classic. 1.3616 0.04492 177 124 42 11
1117 Sir, that is not a tornado since it is not over land. I would suggest it is a waterspout or, more precisely, a soup-spout. 1.3616 0.04769 177 128 34 15
1118 This is really a new spin on soup! 1.3614 0.04693 166 117 38 11
1119 I ordered F5...this is barely F3 1.3614 0.04770 166 118 36 12
1120 It's supposed to have bacon. Where's the bacon? 1.3614 0.04400 202 145 41 16
1121 May I offer you a seat in our cellar? 1.3614 0.04511 202 147 37 18
1122 There must be some mistake. I ordered tournedos. 1.3613 0.04756 191 141 31 19
1123 I swear. I didn’t even stir it. 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
1124 May I assume sir, that following the Cyclone Bisque you would like our Tournedos de Bouef? 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
1125 I don't have time to wait until this passes through. 1.3611 0.04094 216 152 50 14
1126 And stop calling me Dorothy! 1.3610 0.04409 205 148 40 17
1127 I ordered the Tournedos of Beef. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1128 So, you're saying we're still in Kansas? 1.3607 0.04525 183 130 40 13
1129 I think I'd rather have the one that had the fly in it. 1.3605 0.04936 172 126 30 16
1130 I would like to cancel my crème brulée. 1.3602 0.04787 186 137 31 18
1131 Really it's all been a disaster. 1.3602 0.04408 186 131 43 12
1132 I'd like to reconsider the baked Alaska. 1.3600 0.04806 175 127 33 15
1133 But I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
1134 Tempests are served in teapots, not soup bowls, you oaf! 1.3600 0.04596 175 124 39 12
1135 I‘m pretty sure I didn‘t order it with a twist. 1.3600 0.04940 175 129 29 17
1136 Are you saying this is what the reviews meant by 'phenomenal atmosphere'? 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
1137 Can you take it away? It's already sucked in my wallet. 1.3596 0.04041 228 162 50 16
1138 I’m gonna need more crackers. 1.3596 0.04679 178 128 36 14
1139 This usually comes in a teapot. 1.3596 0.04943 178 132 28 18
1140 Yeah? Well, you say tomato and I say tornado. Tomato, tornado... let's call the whole thing off." 1.3594 0.04498 192 138 39 15
1141 The soup's way too hot; the room's way too cold. What did you expect? 1.3594 0.04558 192 139 37 16
1142 No...I ordered the water sprouts. 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
1143 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
1144 I thought the tournedo would be beefier and less windy. 1.3593 0.04512 167 116 42 9
1145 I said tomato. TO-MA-TO! 1.3591 0.04755 181 132 33 16
1146 Yes, sir, it's so hot that it forms its own weather system. 1.3590 0.04566 195 142 36 17
1147 My apologies, I thought I heard 'tornado bisque' 1.3589 0.04184 209 148 47 14
1148 Excuse me. I thought I had ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
1149 Perhaps I pronounced Tournedos incorrectly, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.3587 0.04823 184 136 30 18
1150 To be authentic Tasmanian Devil soup should be spinning clockwise 1.3584 0.04979 173 128 28 17
1151 I ordered the salami, not the tsunami. 1.3584 0.05113 173 130 24 19
1152 The chef recommends you eat it under the table. 1.3584 0.04979 173 128 28 17
1153 Tell the chef that global warming is not an excuse. 1.3583 0.04643 187 136 35 16
1154 Not only does this soup suck. It blows! 1.3583 0.04766 187 138 31 18
1155 The chef put a new twist on it. 1.3582 0.04297 201 143 44 14
1156 I think I may need a couple dozen more napkins... 1.3582 0.04238 201 142 46 13
1157 I never said I wanted it to go. 1.3582 0.04297 201 143 44 14
1158 Waiter, there's an F1 in my soup! 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
1159 The review said this comes with hail. And a cow. 1.3580 0.04503 176 124 41 11
1160 I ordered a Category 2 soup. 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
1161 Î'd rather stir it myself, thanks. 1.3578 0.04078 204 142 51 11
1162 No, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.3578 0.04419 204 148 39 17
1163 Waiter, there's something flying in my soup. 1.3578 0.04364 204 147 41 16
1164 It looks delicious, but I ordered fennel. 1.3575 0.04234 179 123 48 8
1165 Doesn't this usually come with a chaser? 1.3575 0.04983 179 134 26 19
1166 May I have a bib, please? 1.3575 0.04231 193 135 47 11
1167 Can I take this to go instead? 1.3571 0.04488 196 142 38 16
1168 I'd like a side order of hail. 1.3571 0.04603 182 131 37 14
1169 Kindly inform the chef: his high pressure cooker appears to be colliding with a low pressure system off the Gulf. 1.3571 0.04331 182 127 45 10
1170 I know I’ve had a few glasses of wine, but I believe my food is spinning. 1.3571 0.04249 196 138 46 12
1171 Well I am sure there was a fly in my soup just a moment ago! 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
1172 I'm sorry, but I ordered the aurora borealis. 1.3571 0.04733 182 133 33 16
1173 I’m detecting hints of cold dry polar air mixed with warm moist tropical air. 1.3571 0.04536 182 130 39 13
1174 You're right, I wasn't able to predict that. 1.3568 0.04180 213 152 46 15
1175 I believe I ordered “TOMATO” soup. 1.3568 0.04608 199 147 33 19
1176 Waiter, I distinctly ordered the fennel soup, not the funnel soup. 1.3568 0.04265 199 141 45 13
1177 I asked for fennel soup. With tournados of beef as my entree. 1.3568 0.04382 199 143 41 15
1178 May I also recommend the tournados of beef? 1.3568 0.04324 199 142 43 14
1179 It's a bit too strong for a category 2 bisque 1.3568 0.04214 185 128 48 9
1180 What happened to the little houses that I ordered with this soup? 1.3567 0.04950 171 126 29 16
1181 I ordered it shaken not stirred... 1.3567 0.04950 171 126 29 16
1182 I thought it might cool faster if I stirred it. 1.3564 0.04162 202 142 48 12
1183 Excuse me, but there's a fly in the eye of my soup. 1.3564 0.04503 202 148 36 18
1184 But I ordered a funnel 'cake' ! 1.3564 0.04304 188 132 45 11
1185 I meant to order fennel soup 1.3564 0.04623 188 137 35 16
1186 Excuse me, I ordered the tournedos. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
1187 I ordered the tempest in the tea pot. 1.3563 0.04955 174 129 28 17
1188 We had come complaints when it was served in a teacup 1.3561 0.04291 205 147 43 15
1189 I said tomato. TOMATO soup. 1.3561 0.04178 205 145 47 13
1190 Very sorry sir—just another unintended consequence of climate change.” 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
1191 You can really taste the atmospheric instability. 1.3561 0.04346 205 148 41 16
1192 Never mind, it seems the itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout. 1.3560 0.04570 191 139 36 16
1193 Send my compliments to Glinda. 1.3559 0.04410 177 124 43 10
1194 Yes I need a spoon and a weather report would have been nice too! 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
1195 I assume this was sustainably harvested. 1.3558 0.04302 208 150 42 16
1196 Wasn't there a better way to remove the fly? 1.3556 0.04833 180 133 30 17
1197 You say it's Auntie Em's famous recipe? 1.3556 0.04768 180 132 32 16
1198 You really meant it when you said this soup would blow me away! 1.3556 0.04360 180 126 44 10
1199 I think you misheard me. I said 'tomato,' not 'tornado.' 1.3556 0.04702 180 131 34 15
1200 How did you get your mustache to match your hair like that? 1.3554 0.04835 166 120 33 13
1201 I think there's been a mistake. I ordered the tournedo de boeuf. 1.3554 0.04910 166 121 31 14
1202 Who's your sous chef, The Wicked Witch of the West? 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1203 I specifically asked for no spouts. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
1204 Can you let the server with the ruby slippers know that I'll take the check? 1.3552 0.04774 183 135 31 17
1205 Waiter, I order tournedo of beef, not tornado of soup. 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
1206 Pretty unusual to see a soup spout this time of year. 1.3548 0.04779 186 138 30 18
1207 Waiter, this soup is a disaster waiting to happen 1.3547 0.04484 203 149 36 18
1208 Is this tornado locally sourced? 1.3547 0.04642 172 123 37 12
1209 I ordered the Vesuvius 1.3544 0.04383 206 150 39 17
1210 I thought I ordered a hurricane. 1.3544 0.04104 206 145 49 12
1211 Chef Dorothy says that this always happens when guests wish they were home. 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1212 We’ve run out of sparklers. Happy Birthday sir. 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1213 I’d prefer it in a teapot. 1.3543 0.04366 175 122 44 9
1214 Excuse me. I ordered tournedos of beef. 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
1215 On second thought, maybe I’ll have the salad. 1.3538 0.04258 195 138 45 12
1216 Waiter, there's a funnel in my soup. 1.3538 0.04440 195 141 39 15
1217 I asked for fennel soup - and funnel cake. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1218 Oui monsieur, the winds are local. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1219 This is not what I ordered...this is neither a tempest, nor is it in a teapot. 1.3536 0.04810 181 134 30 17
1220 I said umami, not tsunami. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
1221 So far it's wrecked two trailers and my appetite. 1.3536 0.04269 181 126 46 9
1222 Ah yes sir, the menu quite was clear that it was soup du jour with a twist 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
1223 Waiter, there are flies in my tornado 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1224 I’ve changed my mind. I’ll take the salad. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1225 Please inform the chef that the vortex is a bit overdone. 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
1226 Her name is Dorothy, and she'll be here soon. 1.3535 0.04214 198 140 46 12
1227 You misunderstood me. I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3535 0.04564 198 146 34 18
1228 Will this dish give me wind? 1.3533 0.05031 167 124 27 16
1229 Here's a fun fact...it spins the other way below the equator. 1.3533 0.04429 184 131 41 12
1230 I believe I ordered the eye of the round, not the eye of the storm. 1.3533 0.04429 184 131 41 12
1231 I distinctly requested "Category 2"! 1.3532 0.04230 201 143 45 13
1232 Is this a seasonal menu item? 1.3532 0.04110 201 141 49 11
1233 Pardon me, but I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3529 0.04894 170 125 30 15
1234 Nonetheless, I remain skeptical about climate change 1.3529 0.04444 187 134 40 13
1235 Potato, potāto, tomato tornādo? 1.3529 0.04300 204 147 42 15
1236 I never got my side of hail.” 1.3529 0.04601 170 121 38 11
1237 I’ll have the tempest in a teapot as well. 1.3529 0.04356 204 148 40 16
1238 I think it may have turned... 1.3529 0.04757 187 139 30 18
1239 Yes, but I ordered a tempest in a teacup. 1.3526 0.04701 190 141 31 18
1240 Ask the bartender when my Hurricane is coming. 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
1241 Take this back. I asked for my tempest in a teapot. 1.3526 0.04970 173 129 27 17
1242 And how are you enjoying the Tsupnami, sir? 1.3524 0.04320 210 153 40 17
1243 Let the chef know I only want my salad gently tossed. 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
1244 What seems to be the problem sir? 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
1245 Yes, that is the Wizard of Osso Bucco 1.3523 0.04222 193 136 46 11
1246 This is definitely gluten free, right? 1.3523 0.04589 193 142 34 17
1247 I distinctly remember ordering the tempest in a teapot. 1.3523 0.04773 176 129 32 15
1248 No, no, I said “tournedos”. 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
1249 What culinary "event" does the chef predict for the main course? 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
1250 No. I ordered the tournedos of beef. 1.3520 0.04240 196 139 45 12
1251 For dessert, I'll have the tempest in a teapot." 1.3520 0.04652 196 146 31 19
1252 Perhaps you would prefer the tournedos of beef. 1.3520 0.04362 196 141 41 14
1253 Excuse me, could you ask the chef to reduce this to a Category 4? 1.3520 0.04595 196 145 33 18
1254 Is it too late to get the salad? 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1255 Force majeure soup du jour?” 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1256 My croutons seem to have taken shelter in the basement. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1257 Are you sure that your cream of vortex is trailer-free? 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1258 Good Lord man! Not TORNADO SOUP! I said TOMATO SOUP! 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
1259 There really are easier ways to influence my vote on the climate change bill. 1.3520 0.04974 179 135 25 19
1260 I thought this only came in a teapot. 1.3518 0.04315 199 143 42 14
1261 I think I'm going to need a napkin. 1.3518 0.04374 199 144 40 15
1262 No, I ordered the 'Tournedos' Rossini. 1.3518 0.04196 199 141 46 12
1263 I never expected climate change to effect me personally. 1.3518 0.04256 199 142 44 13
1264 I asked for extra fennel. Not extra funnel! 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
1265 I told you this soup would blow you away. 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
1266 Do I look like Dorothy to you? 1.3516 0.04787 182 135 30 17
1267 No...... I asked for tomato. 1.3514 0.04853 185 139 27 19
1268 I believe I said tournedos. 1.3514 0.04730 185 137 31 17
1269 And this is the last time I ask for a local dish in Oklahoma! 1.3514 0.04668 185 136 33 16
1270 Oh, I would suggest the Maelstrom Malbec. 1.3512 0.04112 205 145 48 12
1271 The excess calories are being removed for you, sir. 1.3512 0.04170 205 146 46 13
1272 My compliments to the chef. He's from Kansas, right? 1.3512 0.04860 168 123 31 14
1273 My bill and a FEMA application form, please! 1.3511 0.04552 188 137 36 15
1274 Waiter, there's some flying in my soup. 1.3511 0.04795 188 141 28 19
1275 Your soup has been given a modern spin, yet remains simple and sublime. 1.3511 0.04489 188 136 38 14
1276 Another napkin, please. 1.3508 0.04500 191 139 37 15
1277 You said it would blow me away, but it does not. 1.3508 0.04376 191 137 41 13
1278 Waiter, there's a farmhouse from Kansas in my soup. 1.3508 0.04313 191 136 43 12
1279 No; I said I wanted my DRINK with a "TWIST. 1.3508 0.04561 191 140 35 16
1280 Perhaps you should check the definition of 'amuse-bouche'. 1.3508 0.04561 191 140 35 16
1281 Global warming, sir. 1.3506 0.04739 174 127 33 14
1282 I thought today’s soup was tomato, not tornado. 1.3506 0.04298 174 121 45 8
1283 When I asked to be blown away by my meal, this wasn’t what I meant. 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
1284 You say Tornado, I say Tournedo, Let's call the whole thing off... 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
1285 I"m gonna need a bigger bib 1.3505 0.04390 194 140 40 14
1286 Can I get the old classic without the new spin? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1287 I just assumed someone misspelled “fennel” on the menu. 1.3503 0.04750 177 130 32 15
1288 Excuse me, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3503 0.04817 177 131 30 16
1289 Could I get more crackers? 1.3503 0.04461 197 144 37 16
1290 Clearly the chef has one twisted sense of humor. 1.3500 0.04558 180 130 37 13
1291 What weather event does the steak come with? 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
1292 I asked for BEEF tournadoes! 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1293 Impressive, although I heard D'Angelo's has a category 5 pasta e fagioli 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
1294 I clearly ordered fennel. 1.3500 0.04525 200 148 34 18
1295 I can see that, but I would still like a spoon please. 1.3498 0.04137 203 144 47 12
1296 Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1297 Actually, I asked for "tomato" soup. 1.3497 0.04572 183 133 36 14
1298 The menu said the soup was an F5, this is an F3 at best. 1.3495 0.04389 186 133 41 12
1299 I’m pretty sure I ordered tournedos. 1.3495 0.04322 186 132 43 11
1300 The giant pepper grinder bit wasn't pretentious enough? 1.3495 0.04255 186 131 45 10
1301 I asked for the twister as a side. 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
1302 Impressive, but how am I supposed to Instagram this? 1.3493 0.04167 209 150 45 14
1303 You’re sure this pairs well with the rosé? 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
1304 Someone needs to teach the new chef how to use a metaphor. 1.3492 0.04593 189 139 34 16
1305 If you don't mind, I'd rather stir it myself. 1.3490 0.04419 192 139 39 14
1306 We weren't in Kansas in the first place. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1307 Send the check to FEMA please. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
1308 I thought you said "TOMATO" bisque! 1.3488 0.04327 172 120 44 8
1309 I believe I ordered the tournedos 1.3488 0.04557 172 123 38 11
1310 Did you save room for funnel cake? 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
1311 A rather blustery vichyssoise tonight, wouldn’t you say? 1.3488 0.04167 172 118 48 6
1312 You just can’t escape climate change, can you? 1.3487 0.04371 195 141 40 14
1313 On second thought, I don’t need the pepper. 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
1314 I specifically asked for Cream of TOMATO soup!!! 1.3486 0.04646 175 127 35 13
1315 Actually, I ordered the funnel cake. 1.3486 0.04503 175 125 39 11
1316 Shouldn't this come with a funnel cake? 1.3485 0.04205 198 141 45 12
1317 Yes, I know the Yelp review said 'a vortex of flavor', but still! 1.3485 0.03888 198 136 55 7
1318 On second thought, I think I'll hear those specials again... 1.3485 0.04265 198 142 43 13
1319 Exactly which "du jour" is this? 1.3483 0.04727 178 131 32 15
1320 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.3483 0.04450 201 148 36 17
1321 Yes, but I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot 1.3483 0.04450 201 148 36 17
1322 I specifically ordered a tempest in a teapot 1.3483 0.04337 201 146 40 15
1323 seems more tsunami than umami to me 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1324 I specifically ordered the funnel cake! 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
1325 No, everything's right, I was just wanting a bigger spoon 1.3481 0.04400 181 129 41 11
1326 Ah yes...a seasonal dish with a twist... 1.3481 0.04604 181 132 35 14
1327 Excuse me, I asked for the tempest in a teacup 1.3480 0.04235 204 147 43 14
1328 I think I blew on it a bit too hard. 1.3478 0.04419 184 132 40 12
1329 The chef certainly put a new twist on chicken soup. 1.3478 0.04680 184 136 32 16
1330 I was hoping for a category five. 1.3478 0.04193 207 149 44 14
1331 Sir, our sous chef is a genius with the whisk. 1.3478 0.04601 161 114 38 9
1332 That’s not what I meant by “to go.” 1.3478 0.04485 184 133 38 13
1333 This really is a culinary tour de force. 1.3478 0.04351 184 131 42 11
1334 I think there’s been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3476 0.04499 187 136 37 14
1335 I thought I ordered the fennel soup?! 1.3474 0.04320 213 157 38 18
1336 I said a bowl of 'tomato' soup! 1.3474 0.04386 190 137 40 13
1337 I know lentils can give you wind, but this is ridiculous 1.3474 0.04633 190 141 32 17
1338 So this is chef's new twist on an old classic? 1.3474 0.04191 190 134 46 10
1339 Excuse me, I ordered this soup F3 not F5. 1.3472 0.04338 193 139 41 13
1340 I thought it was hyperbole when it listed the soup as a 'force to be reckoned with.' 1.3472 0.04338 193 139 41 13
1341 I ordered the earthquake 1.3472 0.04212 193 137 45 11
1342 Perhaps Monsieur should enunciate when he orders the tournedos of beef. 1.3469 0.04353 196 142 40 14
1343 And with my entree, I’d like to order the Aurora Borealis 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1344 Do you have something with a little less weather? 1.3467 0.04247 199 143 43 13
1345 Would it be possible to get "To-Go" box for this? 1.3467 0.04480 199 147 35 17
1346 Waiter, there's been a mistake. I ordered tempest in a teacup. 1.3467 0.04423 199 146 37 16
1347 Just making sure you're ready because in two sips this whole scene's going technicolor. 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
1348 Waiter, there is an extreme weather event in my soup. 1.3466 0.04553 176 127 37 12
1349 I'm going to need some extra napkins. 1.3465 0.04204 202 145 44 13
1350 I thought a Hurricane was a cocktail. 1.3464 0.04666 153 108 37 8
1351 Once it's safe could I have a little pepper? 1.3462 0.04167 182 127 47 8
1352 Fresh funnel?! I heard “fennel.” 1.3462 0.04714 182 135 31 16
1353 Is this a new twist on Fennel Soup? 1.3462 0.04310 182 129 43 10
1354 Yes, it is impressive but I asked for beef TOURNEDOS. 1.3462 0.04583 182 133 35 14
1355 Is it spicy? 1.3459 0.04530 185 135 36 14
1356 Is this a 'watch' or a 'warning' ?" - Mary Ellen Doyle, Charleston, South Carolina 1.3459 0.04399 185 133 40 12
1357 We’re famous for serving our dishes with a twist, sir. 1.3459 0.04635 159 113 37 9
1358 But I ordered an F-2 1.3457 0.04415 188 136 39 13
1359 This soup was actually prepared in Kansas. 1.3455 0.04367 191 138 40 13
1360 Perhaps a bigger napkin? 1.3455 0.04238 191 136 44 11
1361 I am certainly impressed, but would still rather have a classic tournedos 1.3455 0.04367 191 138 40 13
1362 No, not "tornado" . . . I said "tomato." 1.3455 0.04760 165 120 33 12
1363 We call it the Inconvenient Bisque. 1.3455 0.04354 165 115 43 7
1364 Where did the new chef learn to make tournedos? 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1365 May I have a table away from the air conditioning supply vent, please? 1.3454 0.04618 194 145 31 18
1366 I'll sound it out this time: toe-ma-to soup. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1367 So this is the best soup in Kansas, eh? 1.3452 0.04700 168 122 34 12
1368 And you're saying I get a t-shirt if I finish this? 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
1369 Yes, it's organic 1.3452 0.04274 197 142 42 13
1370 It needs salt. 1.3452 0.04393 197 144 38 15
1371 Could I get a spoon and umbrella? 1.3450 0.04288 200 145 41 14
1372 Waiter, I asked for funnel cake not funnel soup. 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
1373 Excuse me. There appears to be a misunderstanding. I ordered the fennel soup! 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
1374 I ordered the tempest in a teapot, not in a bowl! 1.3450 0.04404 200 147 37 16
1375 So, ‘the chef puts a spin on it’ was LITERAL? 1.3448 0.04008 203 143 50 10
1376 Which spoon do I eat this with? 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
1377 Forecasts call for a very small tip! 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
1378 I ordered tournedos de boeuf, where's the boeuf? 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1379 No no, I ordered my drink with a twist. 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
1380 Excuse me. I ordered the Beef Tournedos. 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1381 I'm sure I said "tournedos". 1.3446 0.04671 177 130 33 14
1382 You’re sure it pairs with this wine? 1.3446 0.04460 177 127 39 11
1383 Can I get this order to go? 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1384 I explicitly ordered the tempest in a teacup! 1.3446 0.05047 148 108 29 11
1385 The chef got carried away. 1.3444 0.04479 180 130 38 12
1386 I might have over-stirred. 1.3444 0.04409 180 129 40 11
1387 I've got a feeling we're not in canned soup anymore. 1.3444 0.04616 180 132 34 14
1388 There's been a mistake. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1389 Potaytos, potahtos? Tomaytos, tomahtos? Tournedos, tournados? Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.3444 0.04616 180 132 34 14
1390 Excuse me, I thought I ordered the tournedos 1.3444 0.04616 180 132 34 14
1391 How is it? It's gusting, that's how it is. 1.3443 0.04818 183 138 27 18
1392 Apparently, sir, it's a soupnami. 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1393 Waiter, there’s a polar vortex in my soup! 1.3443 0.04562 183 134 35 14
1394 Perhaps the gentleman would prefer the veal tournedos? 1.3443 0.04496 183 133 37 13
1395 Could I bother you for another spoon, please? 1.3442 0.03970 215 153 50 12
1396 I said tomato, not tornado! 1.3441 0.04510 186 136 36 14
1397 Well, now I find the wine disappointing. 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
1398 What did you think "... a burst of exotic flavors with a local twist" meant? 1.3441 0.04637 186 138 32 16
1399 Technically its a waterspout 1.3440 0.03879 218 154 53 11
1400 I ordered the tempest in a TEAPOT, you buffoon! 1.3439 0.04331 189 136 41 12
1401 Our new chef is from Oklahoma. Can you tell? 1.3439 0.04395 189 137 39 13
1402 Is it possible I mispronounced ‘tournedos in red wine sauce?’ 1.3438 0.04155 192 136 46 10
1403 Now I understand what the reviews said about this place having a "low pressure atmosphere." 1.3438 0.04022 192 134 50 8
1404 So there's no funnel cake? 1.3438 0.04284 192 138 42 12
1405 I’ll have my tempest in a teapot later, please. 1.3436 0.04422 195 143 37 15
1406 My wife was just over there across from me--have you seen her?--perhaps upstairs? 1.3436 0.04362 195 142 39 14
1407 Do you serve any other soup with less drama? 1.3434 0.04195 198 142 44 12
1408 Is there a problem? 1.3434 0.04134 198 141 46 11
1409 I said with a twist! 1.3434 0.04433 198 146 36 16
1410 Our soup with a twist, Monsieur. 1.3434 0.04316 198 144 40 14
1411 You served tornado; I said to-mah-to. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1412 Perhaps you were correct in suggesting the salad. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1413 I said 'on the side' 1.3433 0.04385 201 148 37 16
1414 I definitely said tomato! 1.3433 0.04385 201 148 37 16
1415 Oh, waiter, I ordered the tempest in a TEAPOT! 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
1416 And let me guess, the beverage special is a tempest in a teapot. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1417 If this is a twist of pepper, I’ll try the funnel cake next 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1418 Excuse me, you misunderstood, I said 'TOMATO!" 1.3429 0.04706 175 129 32 14
1419 It needs more ginger, less funnel. 1.3429 0.04267 175 123 44 8
1420 I think I'll skip the boeuf flambé! 1.3427 0.04649 178 131 33 14
1421 Frank was not prepared when the warm air mass from his pappardelle met with a cool microburst, created by a drop of wine, causing intense instability that started in the lower atmosphere of his place setting. 1.3425 0.04660 181 134 32 15
1422 Could I have an avalanche for dessert? 1.3424 0.04475 184 134 37 13
1423 I think the chef put a little too much el nino in my soup. 1.3422 0.04293 187 134 42 11
1424 I could have stirred it myself. 1.3422 0.04293 187 134 42 11
1425 I ordered TOMATO soup with FENNEL. 1.3421 0.04439 190 139 37 14
1426 The dill is a little overpowering. 1.3421 0.04247 190 136 43 11
1427 The chef said it's just climate change, sir. 1.3421 0.04501 190 140 35 15
1428 Usually this happens AFTER I've eaten it. 1.3421 0.04312 190 137 41 12
1429 I’ll have to bother you for yet another spoon. 1.3420 0.04452 193 142 36 15
1430 Yes sir , this is a twist on our regular potato soup. 1.3420 0.04137 193 137 46 10
1431 The soup is marvelous! It blew me completely away. 1.3420 0.04390 193 141 38 14
1432 If it's not global warming then what is it ? 1.3420 0.04266 193 139 42 12
1433 Waiter, not to be picky, but I specifically asked for the colliding barometric pressure centers on the side. 1.3419 0.04966 155 114 29 12
1434 Um, I ordered the Tournedos of Beef, not the beef tornadoes. 1.3417 0.04238 199 144 42 13
1435 So climate change is affecting our soup now? 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
1436 This soup is warm, humid, cold, dry and moist” 1.3415 0.04209 205 149 42 14
1437 Sir, I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1438 FEMA had better pick up the tab. 1.3410 0.04669 173 127 33 13
1439 Could we please close the window? 1.3409 0.04247 176 124 44 8
1440 Yeah, well, you say Tournedos, I say Tornado! 1.3409 0.04470 176 127 38 11
1441 I really thought you said tomato, not tornado. 1.3408 0.04489 179 130 37 12
1442 No, I definitely said ‘Tournedos Rossini’.” 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
1443 Pardon me. I ordered the tempest in the teapot. 1.3408 0.04627 179 132 33 14
1444 Nice try, but this does not change my view on climate change. 1.3407 0.04506 182 133 36 13
1445 You say tornado. I said tomato. 1.3405 0.04648 185 138 31 16
1446 Waiter, I don’t think I’m dining in Kansas anymore. 1.3405 0.04520 185 136 35 14
1447 Yes, a glass of water would be nice! 1.3404 0.04469 188 138 36 14
1448 Pardon me, but I ordered tomato soup. 1.3403 0.04357 191 139 39 13
1449 But I ordered a tempest in a teacup. 1.3403 0.04662 191 144 29 18
1450 This recipe was created by a chef in Kansas? 1.3403 0.03817 191 131 55 5
1451 I quite clearly said 'tournedos.' 1.3403 0.04721 191 145 27 19
1452 Tell the Chef I'm not that food critic from Kansas 1.3402 0.04432 194 143 36 15
1453 May I please have some extra napkins 1.3401 0.04384 197 145 37 15
1454 Yes, I stirred it! 1.3400 0.04160 200 144 44 12
1455 This is outrageous! I mean, no crackers? 1.3400 0.04038 200 142 48 10
1456 Your pre-flatulating bean soup sir. The wind comes out during dinner for your convenience, later. 1.3400 0.04338 200 147 38 15
1457 I said a dash of fennel. 1.3399 0.04514 203 153 31 19
1458 I wasn't expecting a literal whirlwind of flavors 1.3397 0.04681 156 112 35 9
1459 You say "tornado," I said "TOMATO" soup. 1.3393 0.04611 168 122 35 11
1460 I wanted a beef tournedo not a tornado. 1.3393 0.04763 168 124 31 13
1461 I thought tempests only occurred in teapots. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
1462 Could I get another table? There's a bit of a draft. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1463 I miss the days when it was just a fly. 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
1464 I'd presumed you were pronouncing "fennel soup" with a French accent. 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
1465 We're out of the fennel soup. Is funnel okay? 1.3391 0.04647 174 128 33 13
1466 Pardon me, but I thought this came in a teacup. 1.3390 0.04591 177 130 34 13
1467 We call it the Kansas City special. 1.3390 0.04521 177 129 36 12
1468 I also recommend our Tsunami Salad. 1.3389 0.04398 180 130 39 11
1469 I said hold the tornado. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
1470 As I said sir, the soup special will blow you away 1.3389 0.04537 180 132 35 13
1471 Clark Kent forgets he can’t just blow on his soup. 1.3389 0.04803 180 136 27 17
1472 I'm no climatologist, but I find it hard to swallow. 1.3389 0.04605 180 133 33 14
1473 I said BEEF TOURNEDOS. 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
1474 Sorry, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3388 0.04279 183 131 42 10
1475 This week the chef has put a new spin on the menu. 1.3387 0.04094 186 131 47 8
1476 This is going to change my YELP review 1.3387 0.04368 186 135 39 12
1477 Do you have a milder Tabasco sauce? 1.3386 0.04188 189 135 44 10
1478 I've heard of a tempest in a tea cup. But this is ridiculous. 1.3386 0.04385 189 138 38 13
1479 I suppose you're going to blame this too on climate change. 1.3385 0.04461 192 142 35 15
1480 I ordered the tempest in a teapot. This isn't even a proper cliche! 1.3385 0.04461 192 142 35 15
1481 By any chance, is the chef 's name Dorothy? 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
1482 I guess you didn't misspell "tournedo" after all. 1.3382 0.04101 204 147 45 12
1483 On second thought, I'd prefer the fly. 1.3382 0.04394 207 155 34 18
1484 No, I distinctly ordered Cream of TOMATO. 1.3380 0.04093 213 155 44 14
1485 They don't have this kind of soup back in Kansas! 1.3375 0.04682 160 116 34 10
1486 I thought I ordered the tournedos. 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
1487 I'm sorry sir, but it appears that we are still in Kansas. 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1488 Did you really have to stir it that hard? --Desmond Lethem, 9 years old 1.3373 0.04665 169 124 33 12
1489 Whatever happened to the good old days when there was only a fly in my soup? 1.3373 0.04511 169 122 37 10
1490 Our weekday chef is from Kansas. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1491 On second thought, I'll have the bisque. 1.3373 0.04739 169 125 31 13
1492 No, I wanted the tournedos. 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
1493 But does it have gluten? 1.3371 0.04624 175 129 33 13
1494 I asked for Tournedos Rossini, not a tornado that rose steamy! 1.3371 0.04695 175 130 31 14
1495 I suppose a to-go container is a moot point now?... 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
1496 As long as it doesn't move into the wine, it's fine. 1.3370 0.04307 181 130 41 10
1497 You did say it was a tall order. 1.3370 0.04447 181 132 37 12
1498 Waiter, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
1499 And where's the twisty bread? 1.3370 0.04118 184 130 46 8
1500 I said: TOMATO soup. 1.3370 0.04464 184 135 36 13
1501 I thought you said 'tomato' based. 1.3369 0.04789 187 143 25 19
1502 That is why it is called the “Souper Vortex”! 1.3369 0.04606 187 140 31 16
1503 Forget that—where's my bread? 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
1504 Is this where I make three wishes? 1.3368 0.04034 190 134 48 8
1505 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said the chef put a spin on the soup du jour.” 1.3368 0.04301 190 138 40 12
1506 … this way you don't have to blow on it too cool it down." 1.3368 0.04381 193 142 37 14
1507 I'm guessing there is a trailer park nearby? 1.3368 0.04319 193 141 39 13
1508 Instead of the Tornado Bisque, I'll have the Calamity Chowder. 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
1509 What are these trailer homes doing in my soup? 1.3367 0.04273 196 143 40 13
1510 Oh — “tomato” soup. 1.3367 0.04453 196 146 34 16
1511 Maybe you didn't hear me correctly. I asked for the TOMATO soup 1.3367 0.04511 196 147 32 17
1512 All I said was ‘there’s no place like home’. 1.3366 0.04470 202 152 32 18
1513 And where's Dorothy? 1.3366 0.04470 202 152 32 18
1514 Waiter, there is a lot more than a fly in my soup 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
1515 I sincerely doubt that it is just doing the backstroke. 1.3354 0.04740 161 118 32 11
1516 Would you happen to have a bib? 1.3353 0.04214 167 117 44 6
1517 I think the fresh ground pepper might have been a mistake. 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1518 I ordered a large bowl of tropical cyclone and this is merely a twister. 1.3353 0.04250 170 120 43 7
1519 It’s a Kansas-inspired recipe. 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1520 Customer: What is a tornado doing in my soup? Server: It appears to be doing The Twist, sir. 1.3353 0.04729 173 129 30 14
1521 Do you have any other weathers of the day? 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1522 Chef put a new twist on it 1.3352 0.04234 176 125 43 8
1523 Can I get a side of tempest in teapot with this? 1.3352 0.04531 176 129 35 12
1524 This is why I asked for the croutons on the side. 1.3352 0.04547 179 132 34 13
1525 May I have more croutons? 1.3352 0.04478 179 131 36 12
1526 My error, Monsieur, I thought you ordered Brussels Spout soup 1.3352 0.04616 179 133 32 14
1527 I ordered tornedo of beef. 1.3352 0.04427 182 133 37 12
1528 I requested a category 4 and this is clearly only a 3! 1.3352 0.04358 182 132 39 11
1529 Ambiance is an A+ but my review of the food is still up in the air. 1.3352 0.04287 182 131 41 10
1530 I said nothing of the sort. I asked for tomato. 1.3352 0.04628 182 136 31 15
1531 Perhaps a touch less jalapeño. 1.3351 0.04241 185 133 42 10
1532 Can I move to a booth? There's a bit of a draft at this table. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
1533 I'm sorry, but I ordered the "tempest in a teapot". 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
1534 I appreciate the technique and all but I wanted the tournedos. 1.3351 0.04509 185 137 34 14
1535 Shouldn’t this be served in a teacup? 1.3351 0.04638 185 139 30 16
1536 Hold the bread—tightly. 1.3351 0.04329 188 137 39 12
1537 Could I bother you for another spoon? 1.3351 0.04584 188 141 31 16
1538 Ahhh, Now I see why I was seated on the patio 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1539 I think your immersion blender is set too high 1.3351 0.04127 188 134 45 9
1540 The wine’s okay, but I think the soup has turned. 1.3351 0.04522 188 140 33 15
1541 Looks like we're not in Campbells anymore... 1.3351 0.04707 188 143 27 18
1542 Everything's great, thanks! 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1543 Sorry, Sir. It used to come in a tea pot. 1.3351 0.04533 191 143 32 16
1544 My apologies, Sir Nigel. Our new chef is from someplace called Oklahoma." 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
1545 Waiter, there's a tiny witch in my soup. 1.3351 0.04361 194 143 37 14
1546 I appreciate the presentation, but I ordered tournedos. 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
1547 I asked for ‘’more fennel,’ not ‘funnel.’ 1.3350 0.03965 200 142 49 9
1548 Can I order another one to go? 1.3350 0.04270 200 147 39 14
1549 Except for the obvious punchline, it is very good. 1.3350 0.04340 203 151 36 16
1550 It’s called infusion, sir. 1.3350 0.04404 206 155 33 18
1551 Waiter, there’s something a little Oz about my soup. 1.3350 0.04404 206 155 33 18
1552 I love eating seasonally. 1.3349 0.04141 209 153 42 14
1553 This soup blows. 1.3349 0.04085 209 152 44 13
1554 It’s an original way to deal with the fly, I’ll give you that. 1.3349 0.04101 212 155 43 14
1555 Excuse me, but I asked for the F5, this is clearly an F3 1.3349 0.04101 212 155 43 14
1556 I ordered the Tempest in the Teapot, not the Tureen Tornado. 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1557 No, everything's fine... I just need a bib. 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
1558 Could I get a to-go container? 1.3333 0.04296 198 146 38 14
1559 Mudslide pie for dessert? 1.3333 0.04474 183 135 35 13
1560 Waiter, there's a girl with ruby slippers and her little dog too in my soup. 1.3333 0.04414 198 148 34 16
1561 You'd think a five-star restaurant would at least have warning sirens. 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
1562 This is precisely why I wanted to dine indoors! 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1563 Considering your four Michelin stars, I was expecting a hurricane. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
1564 Isn’t it amazing that the soup is ruined but the rest of the table remains untouched? 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1565 Should've believed them when they said this place has a terrible atmosphere. 1.3333 0.04268 183 132 41 10
1566 I was just blowing on it to cool it off and this happened 1.3333 0.04290 186 135 40 11
1567 May I please have another napkin? 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
1568 How can you be sure it's not climate change? 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1569 i’m sorry sir, did you prefer the tornado on the side? 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
1570 So that was not a misspelling. I thought I was getting a tournedos. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1571 I said T-O-M-A-T-O 1.3333 0.03992 216 157 46 13
1572 "I wanted it with just a twist of lime" 1.3333 0.04467 171 124 37 10
1573 I think I prefer the fly. 1.3333 0.04594 180 134 32 14
1574 To be honest, I’m not blown away with this meal. 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
1575 Waiter, there's a tornado in my soup. I distinctly ordered tomato! 1.3333 0.04553 186 139 32 15
1576 My compliments to the chef and to Mother Nature. 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
1577 Excuse me sir, I think that you twisted up my order. 1.3333 0.04219 195 142 41 12
1578 Can I get another spoon? 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
1579 Waiter, I'd like that bowl with the fly in it back, please. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1580 Tomato not Tornado 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1581 I asked the chef to surprise me, but I wasn't expecting this twist. 1.3333 0.04357 186 136 38 12
1582 A bit grandiose don't you think? 1.3333 0.04147 171 120 45 6
1583 Waiter, there's a tiny cow in my soup. 1.3333 0.04310 171 122 41 8
1584 Do I get 3 wishes! 1.3333 0.04156 195 141 43 11
1585 We are proud to be a cloud-to-table restaurant. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
1586 On second thought, I think I'll have the salad. 1.3333 0.04489 174 127 36 11
1587 Waiter, there's a fly battling atmospheric instability in my soup. 1.3333 0.04976 150 111 28 11
1588 What did you expect with the Kansas special? 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
1589 What, no crackers? 1.3333 0.04415 174 126 38 10
1590 Waiter, there's a trailer in my soup. 1.3333 0.04755 156 114 32 10
1591 I think there has been a mistake. I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.3333 0.04526 180 133 34 13
1592 I’ve heard of pea soup fog, but this is ridiculous. 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
1593 Does it come with 3 wishes? 1.3333 0.04941 159 119 27 13
1594 I actually ordered a soupçon of beef tournedos 1.3333 0.04356 198 147 36 15
1595 And for my entrée, the Category 7 Tournedos of Beef. 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
1596 Yes, sir, your table is in a microclimate zone. 1.3317 0.03977 208 150 47 11
1597 I am sorry but this soup sucks. 1.3317 0.04204 208 154 39 15
1598 I believe it's more than just a fly in my soup. 1.3317 0.04116 202 147 43 12
1599 A little heavy with the habaneros, don’t you think? 1.3317 0.03970 199 142 48 9
1600 Excuse me, there's been some mistake. I ordered the Tournedos. 1.3317 0.04218 199 146 40 13
1601 Garçon, the soup spoon goes to the right of the knife. 1.3317 0.04395 199 149 34 16
1602 I ordered the F-1. This is at least an F-3. 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
1603 Trust me, it's from our new power lunch menu. 1.3316 0.04050 193 138 46 9
1604 This is only an F-3. I ordered an F-4. 1.3316 0.04308 193 142 38 13
1605 I suppose we're still in Kansas after all? 1.3316 0.04245 193 141 40 12
1606 And you're sure it's gluten free? 1.3316 0.04543 190 143 31 16
1607 I ordered tournedos de boeuf, not tornado de soup. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
1608 I didn't order this. I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1609 It could use some more salt. 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
1610 Should you call the Weather Channel, or should I? 1.3316 0.04338 187 137 38 12
1611 Ground pepper please. 1.3316 0.04134 187 134 44 9
1612 Could I move tables? I feel a draft 1.3316 0.04203 187 135 42 10
1613 Tornado? I said TOMATO! 1.3315 0.04178 184 132 43 9
1614 I ordered a hurricane but this is fine. 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1615 Am I even able to send this back? 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1616 Well if you prefer, it can be paired with a Hurricane or a Mudslide. 1.3315 0.04558 178 132 33 13
1617 You could have gone into a little more detail when you recommended the Trailer Park Special. 1.3314 0.04753 175 132 28 15
1618 I distinctly requested an F2! 1.3314 0.04044 172 120 47 5
1619 Thaiphoon wasn't just a punny restaurant name? 1.3314 0.04521 172 126 35 11
1620 potato, po-tah-do, tomato, tornado ... 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1621 I think that's a bit more than a FLY! 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1622 I’m afraid I need another spoon. 1.3314 0.04576 169 124 34 11
1623 Excuse me waiter, there seems to be a catastrophic weather event in my soup. 1.3313 0.04863 166 125 27 14
1624 Is this the classic French recipe, or the chef's own twist on it? 1.3312 0.04729 157 115 32 10
1625 Waiter, my spoon is missing. 1.3302 0.04146 212 157 40 15
1626 Sorry, the self-stirring soup still has a few bugs in it. 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
1627 Great presentation but I’m going to need a bib. 1.3300 0.04376 200 150 34 16
1628 I thought I ordered the tomato soup. 1.3300 0.04318 200 149 36 15
1629 Yeah the chef's been experimenting lately. 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
1630 Deduct a star for poor atmosphere. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
1631 On second thought, I’ll take the tempest in a teapot. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
1632 We are out of the funnel cake, but the chef recommends this in its place. 1.3299 0.04098 194 140 44 10
1633 The soup is served Globally Warmed. 1.3299 0.04163 194 141 42 11
1634 Thank you, but I ordered a bowl of T-O-M-A-T-O soup 1.3298 0.04522 191 144 31 16
1635 Excuse me but I ordered an F4 1.3298 0.04461 191 143 33 15
1636 Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup! 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
1637 So that's what the menu meant by 'Oklahoma Clam Chowder.' 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
1638 The genie will be right out to take your wish 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
1639 We were out of tomato. 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
1640 The food is fine, but the ambiance is a disaster. 1.3297 0.04229 185 134 41 10
1641 No, I distinctly said “tomato.” 1.3297 0.04499 185 138 33 14
1642 Our famous corn soup, monsieur. Chef says it'll take you right back to Kansas. 1.3297 0.04753 185 142 25 18
1643 It's NOT what I ordered. Tell the bartender to make me a hurricane. 1.3297 0.04346 182 133 38 11
1644 Tornado soup, it's considered a delicacy in Kansas. 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
1645 The tornado I can live with. It's the chef's love affair with salt that is the REAL disaster here. 1.3296 0.04250 179 129 41 9
1646 The food better be good. Because the atmosphere stinks. 1.3296 0.04536 179 133 33 13
1647 I said I wanted the TOMATO soup. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
1648 -When you first opened, the tornadoes were bigger! 1.3295 0.04298 176 127 40 9
1649 Excuse me, but I thought I ordered the one with fennel. 1.3295 0.04660 176 132 30 14
1650 This is only an F1. I ordered the F5. 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
1651 I'm sorry, but I ordered the category 1 soup. 1.3295 0.04189 173 123 43 7
1652 YES, sir, I really am quite convinced that there is a draft at this table. 1.3295 0.04646 173 129 31 13
1653 Did I hear you say the chef put a spin on this special? 1.3294 0.04397 170 123 38 9
1654 I thought I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1655 I think I’ll pass on the Tsunami Pie. 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
1656 I think I might have blown on the soup too hard. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1657 You say 'tore-nay-doe', I say 'tore-nah-doe'. It's still a great bisque. 1.3293 0.04284 167 119 41 7
1658 I'd prefer a more robust wine. 1.3293 0.04824 164 123 28 13
1659 I've asked FEMA to declare this soup a disaster. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
1660 I said a tempest in a teapot! 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
1661 This is your spin on a tomato soup? 1.3289 0.03840 228 166 49 13
1662 I guess I over-stirred. 1.3287 0.03928 216 157 47 12
1663 Yes, much more annoying than a fly. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
1664 You're sure we're not in Kansas anymore? 1.3285 0.04322 207 156 34 17
1665 I meant tournedos of beef . 1.3285 0.04268 207 155 36 16
1666 I asked for a twist, not a twister 1.3284 0.03962 204 147 47 10
1667 They say it’s hard to attribute any specific event to climate change, but you have to admit this is a game changer. 1.3284 0.04198 204 151 39 14
1668 When the menu said beef tornados, I thought it was a typo. 1.3284 0.04256 204 152 37 15
1669 This is too 'farm to table' for my tastes. 1.3284 0.04183 201 148 40 13
1670 Aren't tempests supposed to be in teapots and not in borscht? 1.3284 0.04183 201 148 40 13
1671 Isn't this normally served in a teacup? 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
1672 Excuse me, this soup was supposed to be hot but it appears a cold front moved in. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
1673 Yes sir.....it's our seasonal special. 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
1674 No, I asked for the tournedos. 1.3282 0.04332 195 145 36 14
1675 Scusi. I said TO-MA-TO. 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
1676 I'm quite certain I ordered tournedos. 1.3281 0.04379 192 143 35 14
1677 I need more crackers. 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
1678 Sir, would you like some FEMA with that? 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
1679 Next time, I'll be fine with just a fly in my soup 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
1680 Our chef wanted to put a new spin on the menu. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
1681 Tell Chef to cancel the Tournedos of Beef 1.3280 0.04553 189 143 30 16
1682 I meant to order the Tournedos 1.3280 0.04028 189 135 46 8
1683 Excuse me, but I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3280 0.04606 186 141 29 16
1684 I would give this bisque an EF4 out of five. Is the chowder less menacing? 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
1685 Excuse me, waiter, I ordered Tournados. 1.3280 0.04542 186 140 31 15
1686 Can I get a poncho? 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
1687 It blows on itself. 1.3280 0.04412 186 138 35 13
1688 I suppose this is what happens when ambient hot air meets tasteless cold soup. 1.3279 0.04724 183 140 26 17
1689 It's our seasonal North Atlantic bisque, with aromatic fennel circulation and a delectable low-pressure center. 1.3278 0.04583 180 135 31 14
1690 Excuse me waiter . There’s a tornado in my soup . 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
1691 How is it you thought I said 'Tornado Basil'? 1.3278 0.04230 180 130 41 9
1692 Whatever the chef says, it looks like global warming to me. 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
1693 Yes, I have heard of ‘Tempest in a Teacup’, but ‘’Minestrone Maelstrom’? 1.3276 0.04402 174 127 37 10
1694 Quick! To the salt cellar. 1.3276 0.04764 174 132 27 15
1695 No one else complained 1.3275 0.04680 171 128 30 13
1696 Did a butterfly in Brazil flap its wings? 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
1697 It's just the tip of the parsnip. 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
1698 It's spinning the wrong way. 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1699 Climate change is having many strange effects sir. 1.3274 0.04427 168 122 37 9
1700 No, I did not stir it, "a tad vigorously"! 1.3273 0.03769 220 158 52 10
1701 Are you sure this is gluten free? 1.3273 0.04035 220 163 42 15
1702 Waiter, I asked for TOMATO soup 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
1703 I’m sorry but I ordered tournedos. 1.3272 0.04125 217 162 39 16
1704 I said “Tomato not Tornado Soup”. 1.3272 0.04862 162 122 27 13
1705 It always happens when the steam of the hot soup meets the cold of the air conditioning. 1.3272 0.04783 162 121 29 12
1706 I distinctly said beef tournedos! 1.3271 0.03950 214 156 46 12
1707 Tornado. I thought you said the special was Tomato. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
1708 It may be what I ordered, but I thought you had misspelled tournedos. 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
1709 I asked for tomato, not tornado. 1.3270 0.04099 211 156 41 14
1710 I thought I ordered funnel cake? 1.3268 0.04238 205 153 37 15
1711 Waiter, there’s a fly of biblical proportions in my soup. 1.3267 0.04224 202 150 38 14
1712 I said cream of TOMATO. 1.3267 0.04339 202 152 34 16
1713 Is this what they call Nor'easter Clam Chowder? 1.3266 0.04268 199 148 37 14
1714 It's another take on funnel cake. 1.3266 0.03895 199 142 49 8
1715 Well, I've had spicier... 1.3266 0.04147 199 146 41 12
1716 When I order a tornado bisque, I expect there to be tiny mobile homes. Well, where are they? 1.3265 0.04549 196 150 28 18
1717 Is this not usually served in a tea cup? 1.3265 0.04313 196 146 36 14
1718 Does it come with a side of insurance? 1.3265 0.04190 196 144 40 12
1719 I specifically requested the tornado on the side. 1.3264 0.04421 193 145 33 15
1720 Can you bring me a new spoon? 1.3264 0.04601 193 148 27 18
1721 Surprised? Yes. I expected Tournedos, not a tornado. 1.3264 0.04170 193 141 41 11
1722 I assumed 'Alabama Surprise' involved a variation of shrimp and grits. 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
1723 I'd rather have the fly in my soup. 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
1724 Waiter, there's a national emergency in my soup! 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
1725 I specifically said "tomato." 1.3263 0.04593 190 145 28 17
1726 An odd way to remove a fly, but thank you. 1.3263 0.04471 190 143 32 15
1727 You got it wrong. I ordered tournedos! 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
1728 You must have misheard me... TOM-A-TO 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
1729 The Beef Tournedos Soup was a bit more dramatic than I was expecting. 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
1730 That should take care of the fly in your soup. 1.3262 0.04392 187 139 35 13
1731 Are you sure this dish is gluten free? 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
1732 It pairs well with our hurricane cocktail. 1.3262 0.04326 187 138 37 12
1733 I asked for the "tomato bisque" not the "tornado risk." 1.3261 0.04442 184 137 34 13
1734 I meant to order the tournedos of beef. 1.3261 0.04574 184 139 30 15
1735 I might need a bib for this one. 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
1736 Very impressive, but I ordered the tomato soup. 1.3261 0.04306 184 135 38 11
1737 The chef is still upset about my sending back his signature dish last week? 1.3261 0.04166 184 133 42 9
1738 Was there a low pressure system in the kitchen? 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
1739 Are you sure this is extra, extra spicy? 1.3261 0.04508 184 138 32 14
1740 My compliments to the Weatherman. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
1741 Do you mind turning the fan off? 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
1742 You know I think I finally get this whole climate change thing. 1.3260 0.04628 181 137 29 15
1743 After I've reaped the whirlwind I'd like more croutons, please. 1.3258 0.04546 178 133 32 13
1744 There's a warm front in the kitchen and a cold front out here. 1.3258 0.04182 178 128 42 8
1745 My apologies. I should have mentioned the soup must be stirred COUNTER-clockwise. 1.3258 0.04404 178 131 36 11
1746 I ordered TOURNADOES of beef..... 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
1747 We've been experiencing extreme Menu Change. 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
1748 Critics are calling this new restaurant a natural disaster. 1.3257 0.04228 175 126 41 8
1749 We used to serve hurricanes. 1.3256 0.04195 172 123 42 7
1750 T.O.U.R.N.E.D.O.S. Google it! 1.3255 0.03971 212 155 45 12
1751 I'm not sure I'm ready for "cold" fusion cuisine.... 1.3254 0.04714 169 127 29 13
1752 Waiter, could you bring me a spoon and a side of plywood? 1.3254 0.04178 209 156 38 15
1753 Is this the new chef from Kansas? 1.3254 0.04009 209 153 44 12
1754 And with dessert, may I suggest our tempest in a teapot. 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
1755 Our Soupe du Jour comes with a twist. 1.3252 0.03989 206 150 45 11
1756 Waiter, I think there has been a mistake. I ordered the Tournedos. 1.3249 0.04472 197 150 30 17
1757 Garcon, I ordered the fennel soup. 1.3249 0.04294 197 147 36 14
1758 Waiter, I ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.3249 0.04413 197 149 32 16
1759 The menu said Tournedos. 1.3249 0.04172 197 145 40 12
1760 I didn’t want this to go. 1.3249 0.04172 197 145 40 12
1761 TorNAYdo; TorNAHdo. It's not what I ordered. 1.3249 0.04172 197 145 40 12
1762 Meteorological gastronomy. 1.3247 0.03954 194 139 47 8
1763 I said a 'twist' of lemon! 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
1764 Could you turn down the AC? 1.3247 0.04021 194 140 45 9
1765 No, I’m sure I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3247 0.04580 194 149 27 18
1766 I guess you did say it was a whirlwind of flavor 1.3247 0.04087 194 141 43 10
1767 Waiter, there's a fly-over state in my soup. 1.3247 0.04152 194 142 41 11
1768 There is a new twist to this recipe! 1.3247 0.03817 194 137 51 6
1769 I said, TOMATO Bisque soup. 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
1770 Mais oui, Monsieur...You are not in Kansas anymore. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
1771 In the future, I suggest you swirl in that olive oil a little less vigorously. 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
1772 Excuse me, I ordered the tsunami salad 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1773 The chef suggests that you think of it as a vortex of flavors 1.3243 0.04354 185 137 36 12
1774 Waiter, there's a fly--well, flying things--in my soup. 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
1775 Waiter, there's a trailer park in my soup! 1.3243 0.04487 185 139 32 14
1776 I’d like to change the course. 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
1777 Presentation, F4, the actual soup, 2 stars. 1.3242 0.03937 219 161 45 13
1778 I'm not paying extra for this. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
1779 I guess I’ll be taking this to go. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
1780 In a teapot, I don't mind. But this is just a mess. 1.3242 0.04118 182 131 43 8
1781 Kudos to the chef—the Vortex-Mex chili is excellent. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
1782 Send it back please. I ordered the pea soup fog. 1.3242 0.04263 182 133 39 10
1783 My croutons disappeared into the vortex funnel. May I have a few more please? 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
1784 I said To ma to, and you heard tor na do. Please take the whole thing back. 1.3240 0.04593 179 135 30 14
1785 Well, a moment ago there WAS a fly in my soup! 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
1786 I thought it was accented with fennel. 1.3240 0.04524 179 134 32 13
1787 No, sir, of course that is NOT a tornado in your soup! The croutons are rotating counterclockwise: its a cyclone. 1.3240 0.04524 179 134 32 13
1788 So this dish has origins in the Gulf coast? 1.3240 0.04237 179 130 40 9
1789 My apologies. I thought you said fennel. Can you tell me about the salad again? 1.3239 0.03899 213 155 47 11
1790 I heard you say, "I'll give it a whirl." 1.3239 0.04066 213 158 41 14
1791 Sir, I did tell you it was soup with a twist. 1.3239 0.03899 213 155 47 11
1792 It appears the kitchen dropped a piece of funnel cake in my soup 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1793 ... so, you stir counter-clockwise south of the equator? 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
1794 Climate Change is getting harder to ignore. 1.3238 0.04106 210 156 40 14
1795 Can I hear about your other specials? 1.3238 0.03818 210 151 50 9
1796 No, I'm not complaining about the fly! 1.3237 0.04486 173 128 34 11
1797 When I said I'd give the special a whirl, this is not what I had in mind. 1.3237 0.04705 173 131 28 14
1798 I may have misspoken; I meant "farm-to-table." 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
1799 Thanks. The fly is gone now. 1.3237 0.03914 207 150 47 10
1800 I asked for a TWIST of lemon. 1.3235 0.03763 204 145 52 7
1801 I already knew I wasn’t in Kansas anymore. 1.3234 0.03989 201 146 45 10
1802 Apologies from the chef, sir. We’re out of the regular tournedos. 1.3234 0.04231 201 150 37 14
1803 Sir, I know you ordered a Hurricane, but the chef had to make a last minute substitution. I hope that it's ok. 1.3232 0.04276 198 148 36 14
1804 I asked for TOMATO bisque 1.3232 0.04335 198 149 34 15
1805 When I order sharknado soup, I expect to see some shark. 1.3231 0.04501 195 149 29 17
1806 I ordered tournedos, not tornados. 1.3231 0.04069 195 142 43 10
1807 I ordered a tournedos, not a tornado! 1.3231 0.04321 195 146 35 14
1808 Maybe I shouldn’t have complained about the salad. 1.3230 0.04545 161 118 34 9
1809 Is this your first time at a Sky to Table Restaurant? 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
1810 Perhaps you could bring me a spoon? 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1811 Is it still possible to choose the dinner salad? 1.3228 0.04352 189 141 35 13
1812 I specifically asked for an F3, not an F4. 1.3228 0.04480 189 143 31 15
1813 Sorry, that’s not mine. I said tournedoes, medium rare. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
1814 No, I ordered tournedos. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
1815 I neglected to tell you, you weren’t supposed to stir it. 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
1816 Waiter, my vortex is cold. 1.3226 0.04064 217 162 40 15
1817 I want to talk to FEMA. 1.3226 0.04057 186 134 44 8
1818 The Chef is really taking Restaurant Week by storm. 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
1819 Tomato—I said tomato! 1.3226 0.04531 186 141 30 15
1820 It started as a tempest in a teapot. 1.3224 0.04050 214 159 41 14
1821 I wanted it without spouts. 1.3223 0.04089 211 157 40 14
1822 Actually, I ordered tournedos of beef. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1823 Just some bread and a poncho. 1.3222 0.04068 180 129 44 7
1824 This is not my idea of 'an exciting new addition to the menu.' 1.3222 0.04571 180 136 30 14
1825 Forget the wine. I feel like a Dark and Stormy. 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
1826 Did you say "tournedo" or "tornado"? 1.3220 0.04264 177 129 39 9
1827 When I saw the menu I hoped you had just misspelled the word 'Tomato'. 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
1828 I’ve been blowing on it! 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
1829 Well that puts a new twist on tomato bisque. 1.3220 0.04412 177 131 35 11
1830 I’m afraid today’s potage clearly states funnel not fennel, monsieur. Bon appetit!” 1.3220 0.04339 177 130 37 10
1831 I imagine you're going to tell me this was caused by climate change. 1.3220 0.04555 177 133 31 13
1832 Could I have it shaken, not stirred? 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
1833 I expected this in a teacup. May I speak to your manager? 1.3218 0.04235 174 126 40 8
1834 May I have some salt and a Doppler radar? 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
1835 If possible, I prefer something less au courant” 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
1836 Glad to see the Wizard's back in the Kitchen. 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
1837 Waiter, there was a fly in my soup. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
1838 I ordered a Tempest in a Teapot, not a Cyclone in a Soup Bowl. 1.3218 0.04496 202 156 27 19
1839 This soup is out of season. 1.3216 0.04667 171 129 29 13
1840 I am quite certain that I ordered Tournedos of Beef. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
1841 Send this back to the kitchen. It sucks. 1.3216 0.04012 199 145 44 10
1842 but i wanted a tempest in a teacup 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
1843 When I ordered tournedos, I just assumed it would be beef. 1.3214 0.04422 196 149 31 16
1844 The chef tried a new secret recipe. We'd ask him but we can't find him. 1.3214 0.04241 196 146 37 13
1845 It started in the teapot. 1.3213 0.03745 221 160 51 10
1846 Soup of the day. Whirled Peas. 1.3212 0.04093 193 141 42 10
1847 Well, monsieur, your pronunciation of "tournedos" left much to the imagination. 1.3212 0.04286 193 144 36 13
1848 Please pass on to the chef that the mobile home croutons are phenomenal.” 1.3212 0.04471 193 147 30 16
1849 You say everyone who ordered it has been resuscitated? 1.3212 0.04410 193 146 32 15
1850 Did you by chance bring me the Midwest instead of the Minestrone?" 1.3212 0.04286 193 144 36 13
1851 No, everything isn't O.K. I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3212 0.04471 193 147 30 16
1852 It’s farm to table sir. 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1853 And you’re sure the soup is organic? 1.3212 0.04548 165 122 33 10
1854 Did you say funnel cloud or funnel cake? 1.3211 0.04068 190 138 43 9
1855 May I suggest that if you don't speak French you take 'tournedos' off the menu? 1.3210 0.04769 162 122 28 12
1856 Take it back- I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3209 0.04192 215 163 35 17
1857 My crackers are a total loss! 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1858 Any suggestions as to a utensil I should use. 1.3209 0.03967 187 134 46 7
1859 Do you have a short term forecast for my soup? 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
1860 Impressive, but I ordered the to·ma·to soup. 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
1861 I’ll take those ruby slippers whenever they’re ready. 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
1862 I’ve had all I want for now. Could you pack the rest to go please? 1.3208 0.03788 212 153 50 9
1863 Yes, it is unusual. We don't see very many tornados touch down in Manhattan. 1.3208 0.04127 212 159 38 15
1864 I specifically asked that it be served in a teapot. 1.3207 0.03579 237 171 56 10
1865 I thought "Tornado Soup " was a typo . 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
1866 While I'm waiting for this to cool, when can I expect Chateaubriand to touch down? 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
1867 I thought I was getting Thai Food, not a typhoon. 1.3205 0.03757 234 172 49 13
1868 I thought I told you quite clearly that I like my tempest in a teacup. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
1869 Could you wrap this in an act of God bag? 1.3204 0.04549 181 137 30 14
1870 Tell Anatole to walk it back on the habaneros, eh? 1.3204 0.04747 181 140 24 17
1871 Hey! I ordered BEEF tournedos. 1.3204 0.03919 206 150 46 10
1872 My apologies, sir. We only give refunds in the event of black hole. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1873 Calling this 'chicken soup with a twist' is a bit misleading. . . 1.3202 0.03767 203 145 51 7
1874 Am I going to be blown away??!! 1.3202 0.04018 203 149 43 11
1875 tuh-MAH-toh, not tor-NAH-doh 1.3200 0.03995 200 146 44 10
1876 I said "Cream of Tomato", not "Tornado"! 1.3200 0.04658 175 133 28 14
1877 Does global warming also affect the tomato bisque? 1.3200 0.04658 175 133 28 14
1878 I thought you said "with a soupcon of fennel," not funnel. 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
1879 Pardon, monsieur, but I ordered the TOURNEDOS. s'il vous plait. 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
1880 I could use a spoon. 1.3198 0.04344 197 149 33 15
1881 No, you're mistaken. I ordered the tempest in a teacup. 1.3198 0.04344 197 149 33 15
1882 That's quite the twist of pepper. 1.3198 0.04284 197 148 35 14
1883 Could i have some garlic bread to calm it down 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
1884 Excuse me, I ordered fennel soup? 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1885 Wrap this to go and I’ll take the check, please 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
1886 Waiter I ordered a Category 2... 1.3196 0.04140 194 143 40 11
1887 I thought I ordered Cream of TOMATO Soup. 1.3196 0.04075 194 142 42 10
1888 I'm going to pass on the Kansas special. 1.3196 0.04204 194 144 38 12
1889 The prediction is high winds and heavy rains, becoming a Category 2, unless you eat it right away. 1.3195 0.04775 169 129 26 14
1890 You better hope we end up outside Kansas. 1.3194 0.03797 216 157 49 10
1891 Sir, the chef was last seen storming about the kitchen. 1.3194 0.03909 216 159 45 12
1892 TORNADO soup?! I thought you said Tomato soup. 1.3194 0.04117 191 140 41 10
1893 I may not have been clear about my dietary restrictions. 1.3191 0.04361 188 141 34 13
1894 Don’t try to blame this on global warming! 1.3191 0.04160 188 138 40 10
1895 It may be farm to table, but is it organic? 1.3190 0.04663 163 122 30 11
1896 Believe me, there was a fly in my soup. 1.3189 0.04205 185 136 39 10
1897 The dish? It sucks. 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
1898 I hope this substitute for funnel cake satisfies the gentleman. 1.3189 0.04205 185 136 39 10
1899 I thought the menu said Beef “Tournedos” soup! 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
1900 But I asked for tomato, not tornado soup. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1901 If the soup's a disaster, why should I have confidence in the entree? 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
1902 Tomato soup! Not tornado! 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
1903 I thought you said pumpkin soup with a twist. 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
1904 Our farm to table credentials are impeccable. 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
1905 I'm pretty sure the menu said beef tournedos 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1906 Waiter, I ordered beef tournedos. 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1907 It’s our tomato soup with a new twist. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
1908 Waiter, there's a twister in my soup. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
1909 I still don't believe in climate change. 1.3184 0.04648 179 137 27 15
1910 I said T O M A T O soup." 1.3184 0.04040 201 148 42 11
1911 Since when does seasonal include hurricane season? 1.3182 0.04081 198 146 41 11
1912 Is it too late to change it to the cheesy earthquake flatbread? 1.3182 0.04265 198 149 35 14
1913 Never mind, the twister took care of it. 1.3182 0.04143 198 147 39 12
1914 I think you misheard my request of 'twist of lemon' 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
1915 I said the New England--not the Kansas--clam chowder. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1916 Waiter, I ordered 'tomato' soup.. 1.3180 0.04002 217 162 41 14
1917 If I wanted it to go I would’ve asked. 1.3179 0.04371 195 148 32 15
1918 Do you have a trailer park for an entree? 1.3179 0.04310 195 147 34 14
1919 I'm sorry, I thought I ordered the beef tournedos. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
1920 I think it's a rift in the soup-time continuum. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
1921 There's a damn hair in my soup. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
1922 I'm sorry. I ordered the tempest in teapot. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
1923 This molecular gastronomy thing is getting out of hand. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
1924 I hate to complain, but you forgot the soup spoon. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
1925 But I asked for this in a teapot. 1.3177 0.04481 192 147 29 16
1926 Could I order something a bit more understated? 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
1927 So, the name Dust Bowl is literal, then? 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
1928 Could I have this wrapped up to go? 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
1929 Oh, you wanted tournedos. 1.3176 0.04751 170 130 26 14
1930 I ordered "tomato" soup, sir. 1.3176 0.04824 170 131 24 15
1931 What do I get with my steak, a cattle stampede? 1.3176 0.04602 170 128 30 12
1932 Waiter, there's a fumarole in my soup. 1.3175 0.03609 211 150 55 6
1933 This sure beats Benihana. 1.3175 0.04004 189 137 44 8
1934 You call it tor-nay-do. I call it tor-nah-do. 1.3175 0.04142 189 139 40 10
1935 No, I ordered the tournedos! 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
1936 I ordered the soup with fish tournedos. 1.3175 0.04341 189 142 34 13
1937 Are you certain this is gluten free? 1.3173 0.03946 208 153 44 11
1938 I thought you were kidding when you said that the chef’s soup would transport me to another place. 1.3173 0.04119 208 156 38 14
1939 I ordered the French Onion, not the Dorothy. 1.3173 0.04175 208 157 36 15
1940 I ordered bean sprout not water spout soup! 1.3172 0.04322 186 139 35 12
1941 Sorry sir, I can't return the soup due to Force Majeure 1.3172 0.04389 186 140 33 13
1942 I'll have them turn down the air conditioner 1.3172 0.04186 186 137 39 10
1943 No, I ordered steak Tournedo 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
1944 For the last time, I ordered the funnel CAKE! 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
1945 You didn’t have to blow that hard; it wasn’t that hot. 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
1946 My understanding was that the tempest was in the teapot. 1.3171 0.04044 205 152 41 12
1947 I said tomato bisque. T-O-M-A-T-O 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1948 No, I definitely did not order the Minestorme soup 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
1949 I asked for cream of tomato soup, not screaming tornado soup! 1.3171 0.04718 164 124 28 12
1950 Our latest soup, Sir, with a new twist ! 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
1951 Waiter, there's a Dorothy in my soup. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
1952 We think it has something to do with climate change! 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
1953 A warning would've been nice. 1.3167 0.04130 180 131 41 8
1954 Not to worry, the fly has gone 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
1955 Waiter, there is, amongst other things, a fly in my soup. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1956 This gave us our third Michelin star. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1957 On a scale of EF-1 to EF-4, how would you rate the soup? 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
1958 Your seasonal menu just blows me away! 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
1959 But I distinctly ordered the Tempest in a Teapot! 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1960 Excuse me sir. I ordered tornados of beef. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1961 I did warn you, sir- our Tournedos Rossini are exceptional. 1.3166 0.04186 199 149 37 13
1962 Crackers are ill-advised. 1.3165 0.03824 218 160 47 11
1963 I didn’t blow on it. 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1964 Excuse me sir, but I ordered the tournedo. 1.3164 0.04682 177 136 26 15
1965 I take it you're aware of the too-hot-coffee lawsuit against McDonalds? 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
1966 It’s our cream of tornado soup! 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1967 I thought the tornado bisque came with croutons 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1968 You can pull this together and you STILL can't get me a spoon?! 1.3164 0.04543 177 134 30 13
1969 When I asked for a “twist” I meant lemon! 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
1970 Can I still change my order? 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
1971 Excuse me, I asked for the “tomato” soup. 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
1972 I ordered the Tournedos, not the Tornado ! 1.3163 0.04291 196 148 34 14
1973 I was thinking that a jar of moonshine would make for a much better pairing. 1.3163 0.04230 196 147 36 13
1974 Not tornado...I said tomato. 1.3163 0.04130 215 163 36 16
1975 There’s a hyperbole in my soup! 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
1976 Our chef is trying a new twister on an old classic 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
1977 I ask for tournedous of beef.... 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
1978 There's been a mistake. I ordered Thai Pho. 1.3161 0.04081 193 142 41 10
1979 The soup is angry, monsieur. 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
1980 Check, please. I'm on a whirlwind tour of the city. 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1981 What do you mean your menu has a force majeure clause? 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
1982 I presume this dish will not need stirring? 1.3158 0.03986 190 138 44 8
1983 I did not order the meal to go. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1984 Typo on the menu? I ordered vichyssoise with fennel. 1.3158 0.04385 190 144 32 14
1985 We also have tempest-in-a-teapot. 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
1986 I said ‘tomato,’ not ‘tornado.’ 1.3155 0.04256 206 157 33 16
1987 Our chef came to us from the Land of Oz. 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
1988 So this is what you meant by minestrone with a twist... 1.3155 0.04498 187 143 29 15
1989 Can you turn down the AC a little bit? 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1990 There won't be anything else. 1.3155 0.03954 187 135 45 7
1991 I thought the menu said tournadoes of beef. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1992 Cancel my order of beef tournedos. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
1993 The chef blames it on climate change. 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
1994 What seems to be the problem? 1.3155 0.04635 168 127 29 12
1995 It looks nice, but I ordered tournedos. 1.3153 0.03945 203 149 44 10
1996 I said, Tomato. You said, Tornado. 1.3153 0.04006 203 150 42 11
1997 Oklahoma Soup, sir. 1.3152 0.04418 184 139 32 13
1998 OK, you win. Climate Change IS real. 1.3152 0.04924 165 128 22 15
1999 Sure, the fly is gone... 1.3152 0.04772 165 126 26 13
2000 Yes sir, they are ‘in season’.” 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
2001 Nevertheless, there’s a fly in my soup. 1.3150 0.04046 200 148 41 11
2002 Sir, I believe I ordered the "tomato" soup not the " tornado" soup. 1.3150 0.04108 200 149 39 12
2003 I guess a butterfly flapped it’s wings in China. 1.3149 0.04035 181 131 43 7
2004 Climate change sir. Our chef desires to stay “ ou courrent” 1.3149 0.04735 181 141 23 17
2005 I said a twist of pepper. 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
2006 It's gazpacho with a twist, sir. Would you want some pepper with that? 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
2007 No, my soup is on the fly. 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
2008 Did the chef survive 1.3149 0.04537 181 138 29 14
2009 Chef believes that great food makes its own weather. 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
2010 And our featured drink today is a tempest in a teacup. 1.3148 0.04754 162 123 27 12
2011 I said beef tournedos,not tornado. 1.3147 0.04150 197 147 38 12
2012 Are you sure this is the Beef Tournedos? 1.3147 0.03958 197 144 44 9
2013 This is a twist of lemon? 1.3147 0.03892 197 143 46 8
2014 I think pepper may be a bad idea. 1.3147 0.03892 197 143 46 8
2015 Is this a starter or a finisher? 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
2016 A life jacket and some bread would be nice. 1.3146 0.04590 178 136 28 14
2017 I specifically asked for the F2 chili, not the F5! 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
2018 For dessert, I'll go with the bombe flambe. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
2019 Well, it's not the tournedos I asked for. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
2020 Sir, you ordered from the rotating soup menu. 1.3146 0.04154 213 162 35 16
2021 I'd like to meet the chef who cooked up a storm" 1.3144 0.04063 194 143 41 10
2022 Actually I ordered TOURNEDOS! 1.3144 0.04256 194 146 35 13
2023 And how exactly does one eat Tasmanian devil stew? 1.3144 0.04440 194 149 29 16
2024 At least it’s Instagrammable 1.3143 0.04354 175 130 35 10
2025 Please give my compliments to the atmospheric conditions which produced this soup. 1.3143 0.03856 210 154 46 10
2026 Is Dorothy coming too? 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
2027 Is this another example of your twisted humor? 1.3141 0.03898 191 138 46 7
2028 Waiter, there's been a mistake.....I ordered "TY FUN' not "TYPHOON". 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
2029 No, no, no! I asked for a Tournedo Oscar, not a tornado, Oscar. 1.3141 0.04237 191 143 36 12
2030 Do you have an updated forecast? 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
2031 I have no spoon. 1.3141 0.04365 191 145 32 14
2032 I see there’s been some menu changes since our local weatherman bought the restaurant. 1.3141 0.04105 191 141 40 10
2033 No no, I ordered the SPROUT soup. 1.3140 0.04247 172 126 38 8
2034 I’ll take it to go. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
2035 I hate to be a bother, but I actually ordered the Tournedos of Beef. 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
2036 So where's the beef tournedos I ordered? 1.3138 0.04216 188 140 37 11
2037 Can you turn down the fan? 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
2038 Did you make a wish? 1.3138 0.04079 188 138 41 9
2039 Oh tomato, I thought you said tornado. 1.3137 0.04282 204 156 32 16
2040 Well this is outrageous, the menu stated quite clearly it would come in a teacup 1.3135 0.04529 185 142 28 15
2041 This isn’t what I had in mind when I ordered tournedos! 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
2042 Did you put your recipe in the cloud? 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
2043 Sorry sir. Probably Climate related! 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
2044 That's how you know it's hot. It makes its own weather. 1.3134 0.04090 201 150 39 12
2045 I would have preferred a fly..... 1.3133 0.04972 166 130 20 16
2046 I bet this never happens at the corner table. 1.3132 0.04017 182 132 43 7
2047 When will this be ready to eat? 1.3132 0.04092 182 133 41 8
2048 For future, how DO you pronounce tournedos? 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
2049 You have three wishes or I could take back the genie soup special 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
2050 Does this mean we’re not in Kansas anymore? 1.3132 0.04447 182 138 31 13
2051 I thought I ordered tournedos of beef... 1.3131 0.04254 198 150 34 14
2052 I'm afraid so Sir, genetically modified foods can be unpredictable. 1.3131 0.03919 214 159 43 12
2053 So, this is the soup for those feeling a bit under the weather? 1.3129 0.04397 163 120 35 8
2054 I will not be bullied into Lent. 1.3128 0.04499 179 136 30 13
2055 That's right, a fly. And a rambunctious one at that. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
2056 I've heard of funnel cake but soup?? 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
2057 Don't "tempest in a soup bowl" me. I want to see the chef. 1.3128 0.04046 195 144 41 10
2058 Should we be crawling under the table? 1.3125 0.04153 192 143 38 11
2059 When you said “whirlwind of flavor” I was thinking cayenne pepper. 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
2060 I asked for the space time continuum on the side. 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
2061 Actually I ordered the tournedos of beef 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
2062 I hate to complain, but this appears to be a bit over-stirred. 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
2063 No spoon? 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
2064 I was expecting this in a teapot 1.3125 0.04109 208 157 37 14
2065 I can’t wait to see the main course. 1.3125 0.04020 192 141 42 9
2066 I apologize for the misunderstanding, Sir. I'll return right away with your Funnel Cake. 1.3125 0.04218 192 144 36 12
2067 We're not in Kansas any more. 1.3125 0.04282 192 145 34 13
2068 I asked for the minestrone soup, not the maelstrom. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
2069 Very impressive—but I'm afraid I ordered the tournedos. 1.3122 0.04092 205 154 38 13
2070 Waiter,I ordered the Beef Tournedos! 1.3122 0.04329 189 143 33 13
2071 I thought you said the soup was tomato. 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
2072 And I'll have the tournedos of beef as an entree. 1.3122 0.04129 189 140 39 10
2073 Could you turn down the exhaust fan a bit? 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
2074 I told him tournedos. 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
2075 I think this culinary chemistry craze is getting a little out of hand. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
2076 Can you get me a larger spoon? 1.3119 0.03758 202 146 49 7
2077 Wait until my editor gets wind of this. 1.3118 0.04173 186 138 38 10
2078 I didn't know it was in season. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
2079 I read it as 'tournedo'. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
2080 I wanted a tournedo 1.3116 0.03959 215 161 41 13
2081 I think you misunderstood. I ordered white bean and fennel soup. 1.3116 0.04235 199 151 34 14
2082 I heard creamy tornado. 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
2083 I thought the menu said TOMATO soup 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
2084 You might have taken “Experience Dining” too far 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
2085 New twist on an old standby? 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
2086 The wine is exceptional, but it doesn't go with the soup. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
2087 I ordered TOMATO soup, TOMATO! 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
2088 This'll be one for the climate change deniers. 1.3115 0.04690 183 143 23 17
2089 I clearly said 'Tournedos" 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
2090 Sorry, but I ordered the tournedos de boeuf. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
2091 I'd say that's rather a tad more than a "twist" of pepper. 1.3113 0.03883 212 157 44 11
2092 Tomato soup, tornado soup, let's call the whole thing off. 1.3113 0.04325 151 109 37 5
2093 Excuse me waiter--I ordered the tournedos of beef !!! 1.3113 0.04716 151 113 29 9
2094 Well, to be frank, we're pretty sure it's a result of climate change. 1.3112 0.04093 196 146 39 11
2095 I ordered the Italian White Bean Soup with a Fennel Cloud, not a funnel cloud. 1.3112 0.04280 196 149 33 14
2096 May I see Dorothy after the soup has settled? 1.3112 0.04218 196 148 35 13
2097 Sure they sound the same, but why would you think I said creamy tornado soup? 1.3112 0.04156 196 147 37 12
2098 But I ordered beef tournedos! 1.3112 0.03896 196 143 45 8
2099 I didn't know a tempest was available in a soup bowl. 1.3112 0.03828 196 142 47 7
2100 I didn't realize this dish was in season. 1.3111 0.03962 180 130 44 6
2101 I thought these only came in teacups? 1.3111 0.04407 180 136 32 12
2102 In December ? 1.3111 0.04336 180 135 34 11
2103 Excuse me, but I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
2104 The soup isn't exactly blowing me away. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
2105 I just blew on it to cool it off. 1.3110 0.04035 209 157 39 13
2106 I think the chef may have gotten carried away. 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
2107 More crackers, please. 1.3109 0.04135 193 144 38 11
2108 This dish is a real tongue twister. 1.3109 0.04069 193 143 40 10
2109 Excuse me, Sir, but I seem to have lost Toto." 1.3109 0.04388 193 148 30 15
2110 Excuse me, I ordered TOMATO soup. 1.3109 0.04509 193 150 26 17
2111 Tornados. Not Tournedos. 1.3109 0.03934 193 141 44 8
2112 I ordered cream of tomato soup,....not cream of tornado soup! 1.3109 0.04263 193 146 34 13
2113 Please take this back, I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3109 0.04326 193 147 32 14
2114 Is your chef, by chance, a former weatherman? 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
2115 I asked for the Parting of the Red Sea. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
2116 I thought the tempest only came in a teapot. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
2117 Sorry, sir, that tempest should be in table 7's teapot. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
2118 I don't mean to be rude but I did ask for the tornado on the side. 1.3107 0.04016 206 154 40 12
2119 It’s the latest in meteorological gastronomy. 1.3105 0.04309 190 144 33 13
2120 Did I mispronounce tournedos? 1.3105 0.04042 190 140 41 9
2121 Are these kinds of soup events the new normal? 1.3105 0.04373 190 145 31 14
2122 But the menu said "a twist of lemon". 1.3103 0.03995 203 151 41 11
2123 Tournedo, tournedo! T-o-u-r-n-e-d-o. 1.3103 0.04056 203 152 39 12
2124 I said "Tournedos" not Tornadoes 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
2125 Interesting, but I ordered Tournedos! 1.3103 0.04232 203 155 33 15
2126 I asked for the beef tournados. 1.3103 0.04232 203 155 33 15
2127 Maybe turn the air conditioner down a little? 1.3103 0.03995 203 151 41 11
2128 It's normally served in a teapot. 1.3102 0.04422 187 143 30 14
2129 So, where does Chef source the watersprouts? 1.3102 0.04290 187 141 34 12
2130 Waiter, I think my birds nest soup is flying south for the winter . 1.3102 0.04154 187 139 38 10
2131 May I suggest a bib? 1.3100 0.03972 200 148 42 10
2132 Fennel was mis-spelled on this week’s ingredient order. 1.3100 0.03908 200 147 44 9
2133 We were all out of Tempest in a Teapot. 1.3100 0.04157 200 151 36 13
2134 It needs more salt. 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
2135 I ordered tournedos of beef. Where's the beef? 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
2136 It tasted so bad, I just uttered, "Oh My GOD, take it away"! 1.3098 0.04538 184 142 27 15
2137 So, I am not in Kansas anymore? 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
2138 I ordered a funnel cake with a strawberry citrus drizzle---not a weather situation." 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
2139 Just wondering if this soup is covered by FEMA. 1.3096 0.04138 197 148 37 12
2140 I always order broth when I'm feeling under the weather. 1.3096 0.04138 197 148 37 12
2141 We can't be sure, Sir, but we suspect global warming. 1.3096 0.03879 197 144 45 8
2142 May I have a storm chaser with my wine? 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
2143 Can I have the climate denier entree instead? 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
2144 This was supposed to come in a teapot. 1.3095 0.04075 210 159 37 14
2145 Waiter, a suggestion for the Chief, stop stirring the soup clockwise. 1.3094 0.04061 223 171 35 17
2146 If you like the tomato tornado you should really try the funnel cake. 1.3094 0.04524 181 139 28 14
2147 Is the tornado vegan? 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
2148 So even your soups are flown in fresh every day? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
2149 Is the chef missing a funnel? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
2150 Funnel cake, not funnel cloud 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
2151 Waiter, there's a Coriolis Effect in my soup 1.3094 0.03785 181 129 48 4
2152 I like my soup less globally warmed. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
2153 Chef Toto calls this his Kansas special. 1.3093 0.04368 194 149 30 15
2154 You should not have blown on it so hard. 1.3093 0.04116 194 145 38 11
2155 Waiter, there is a ' No Fly Zone" in my soup! 1.3092 0.04172 207 158 34 15
2156 It's our new "Climate Change Clam Chowder." 1.3092 0.03820 207 152 46 9
2157 No, I'm sure blowing on it won't help. 1.3090 0.04216 178 132 37 9
2158 Let me guess Toto, we're not in Sarti's anymore? 1.3090 0.04140 178 131 39 8
2159 Take it back, I’m a gastronomical change denier.” 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
2160 Yes sir, you ordered the tomato tornado. 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
2161 Sorry... but I actually ordered the tsunami bisque. 1.3089 0.04092 191 142 39 10
2162 I think that was too much fresh ground pepper after all. 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
2163 Sure, but where's the spoon? 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
2164 Hm, it’s a little too salty 1.3088 0.03855 204 150 45 9
2165 Tell the chef I prefer my soup hot, not turbulent. 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2166 The atmosphere in this place is a bit much, don't you think? 1.3086 0.04574 162 122 30 10
2167 I thought you said the Soup of the Day was Tomato,not Tornado... 1.3086 0.04488 175 133 30 12
2168 And I'll have the tsunami pasta for my main course. 1.3085 0.04135 188 140 38 10
2169 Keeping up with climate change, we changed Tempest in a Teacup to Tornado in a Tureen 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
2170 Yes, the debris field is to my liking. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
2171 Please take this back. I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. 1.3085 0.03891 201 148 44 9
2172 Maybe I shouldn't order an entrée. 1.3085 0.04079 201 151 38 12
2173 Yes, I completely agree, this is an exciting twist from farm-to-table. 1.3084 0.03852 214 159 44 11
2174 I'd prefer to have this served in a teapot. 1.3084 0.04180 214 165 32 17
2175 No, the wine is fine. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2176 I said "Spoon"; not "Typhoon". 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
2177 I would have preferred the fly in my soup. 1.3081 0.04689 172 133 25 14
2178 Something is odd here, Eddy. Oh yes, you forgot my spoon. 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
2179 Waiter, the tornado is cold. 1.3081 0.04108 185 137 39 9
2180 What does Gazpacho mean again? 1.3081 0.04036 185 136 41 8
2181 The genie is out. You may make your wish now, Sir. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2182 Yes, it's quite the presentation, but I ordered the "tournedos." 1.3081 0.04384 185 141 31 13
2183 Looks like God is giving you a poor Yelp rating. 1.3081 0.04036 185 136 41 8
2184 I'm sorry, was this tornado locally sourced? 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2185 I thought for sure that I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup! 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2186 I thought it came with the genie 1.3081 0.04303 198 152 31 15
2187 What did I order? 1.3081 0.04182 198 150 35 13
2188 Waiter, what is this tornado doing in my soup? 1.3081 0.04243 198 151 33 14
2189 I ordered the glacier melt. 1.3081 0.04057 198 148 39 11
2190 Is this the F-4 or F-5 soup? 1.3081 0.04120 198 149 37 12
2191 It calls for a tyspoon. 1.3077 0.03900 195 143 44 8
2192 I'm literally blown away by this soup! 1.3077 0.03832 195 142 46 7
2193 Climate change, Sir 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
2194 Is it too late to order the locust appetizer? 1.3077 0.04224 182 136 36 10
2195 Well I thought this would blow me away. 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
2196 Our chef de cuisine uses the best organically produced ingredients to represent our current climate and political change. 1.3077 0.03983 208 156 40 12
2197 Yelp users said this soup was an F5, but I’d say it’s barely an F3... 1.3077 0.03900 195 143 44 8
2198 Tell me, am I still in Kansas? 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
2199 Mr. kent, did you blow on your soup again? 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
2200 I said tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.3077 0.04225 195 148 34 13
2201 This global warming is causing some pretty extreme microclimates. 1.3077 0.04635 182 142 24 16
2202 Actually, the hail is extra. 1.3077 0.04033 195 145 40 10
2203 Now, do you believe in global warming? 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
2204 Is there a problem with your soup? 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
2205 Sir, the butternut squash came from Kansas. 1.3077 0.04225 195 148 34 13
2206 I asked for the beef tournedos not a soup tornado. 1.3077 0.04779 156 119 26 11
2207 I said the funnel cake not soup 1.3073 0.04139 205 156 35 14
2208 Excuse me, but this is not the tournedos that I ordered. 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
2209 Heaven to table? Seriously! 1.3073 0.04081 205 155 37 13
2210 On second thought, I'll try the F1 curry. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
2211 Well, at least you gave me a still wine. 1.3073 0.04396 192 148 29 15
2212 I ordered tomato. You served tornado. I like tomato. This is tor-mado. Tomato. Tornado. Ta-mah-to. Potato. Let’s call the whole thing off. 1.3073 0.04206 192 145 35 12
2213 It’s Vortexas Chili, Sir. 1.3073 0.04270 192 146 33 13
2214 But I ordered a Tsunami. 1.3073 0.04334 192 147 31 14
2215 I ordered the salad. 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
2216 Sir, you did order Chef's Global Warming Surprise Soup. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
2217 Get under the table. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
2218 Tomato, you idiot! Not tornedo! 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
2219 Tornado bisque? 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
2220 I said "rare TOURNEDOS" 1.3072 0.04958 166 131 19 16
2221 I clearly said the 'tomato' bisque. 1.3072 0.04068 166 120 41 5
2222 I'll take the FEMA check. 1.3069 0.04181 202 154 34 14
2223 Is this the F4 or 5? 1.3069 0.04381 189 145 30 14
2224 Yes, this soup is most definitely in season. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
2225 I must have misspoke I want TOMATO SOUP 1.3069 0.04316 189 144 32 13
2226 Waiter, there’s a storm in my soup. 1.3069 0.04508 189 147 26 16
2227 NOT TO MENTION THIS IS NOT A TEACUP 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
2228 When I order my soup F3, I like it to be served F3. 1.3069 0.04251 189 143 34 12
2229 I think this the tornado soup...I ordered the tomato soup 1.3068 0.04393 176 133 32 11
2230 Sir, the chef suggests you wait 10 minutes. 1.3068 0.04165 176 130 38 8
2231 I asked for the funnel cake, not the funnel cloud. 1.3068 0.04165 176 130 38 8
2232 No I did not. I ordered the tournedos. 1.3068 0.04538 176 135 28 13
2233 This is too 'in season'. 1.3068 0.04086 176 129 40 7
2234 I asked for TOMATO soup! 1.3066 0.03695 212 155 49 8
2235 I said, "good warm soup" not "global warming soup". 1.3065 0.04102 199 150 37 12
2236 Um...I believe I ordered tomato, not tornado, soup. 1.3065 0.04224 199 152 33 14
2237 A light swirl of creme fraiche,” was an understatement 1.3065 0.03976 199 148 41 10
2238 No dessert but I would like to try the tempest in a teapot. 1.3065 0.04040 199 149 39 11
2239 ‘Let me guess. This will be extra . . .’ 1.3064 0.04130 173 127 39 7
2240 No, I said I wanted a funnel CAKE with my soup! 1.3064 0.04130 173 127 39 7
2241 I distinctly ordered a tempest in a teacup 1.3063 0.03914 222 168 40 14
2242 I suppose it is soup with a twist. 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
2243 I'm missing a spoon. 1.3061 0.04144 196 148 36 12
2244 Perhaps I will have the salad instead. 1.3061 0.04080 196 147 38 11
2245 I asked for warm soup, not globally warm soup. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
2246 I said, "The science is inconclusive." 1.3060 0.04132 183 136 38 9
2247 Please tell the chef this doesn't have enough millibars. 1.3060 0.04275 183 138 34 11
2248 I think there’s been some mistake—I ordered the tempest in the teapot. 1.3060 0.04204 183 137 36 10
2249 No, I clearly said would like to begin with the tempest in a teapot. 1.3060 0.04344 183 139 32 12
2250 Excuse me waiter, there is a genie in my soup! 1.3059 0.03897 219 165 41 13
2251 Taste's fine, but could use a bit more in the presentation. 1.3059 0.03618 219 160 51 8
2252 We didn’t have a teapot. 1.3059 0.04868 170 134 20 16
2253 You might want to stir a little slower. 1.3058 0.04179 206 158 33 15
2254 Well, you see, as global soup temperatures rise... 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
2255 Climate change is really starting to hit close to home. 1.3058 0.04064 206 156 37 13
2256 I'm going to need another spoon. 1.3058 0.03885 206 153 43 10
2257 Pardon me, I ordered the New England chowder. Not the Oklahoma chowder. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
2258 No, I said the beef tournedos 1.3057 0.04314 193 148 31 14
2259 I ordered the Soup with a Twist but this is ridiculous. 1.3057 0.04122 193 145 37 11
2260 And a Hurricane to drink, please. 1.3056 0.03707 216 159 48 9
2261 I’m certain I said FENNEL soup. I’ve never even heard of funnel soup. 1.3056 0.04322 180 136 33 11
2262 The atmosphere in here is extremely depressing. 1.3054 0.04104 203 154 36 13
2263 The new twist on tomato soup is excellent. 1.3054 0.03664 203 147 50 6
2264 I don't know, sir. I'm a virtual server, not a cloud server. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
2265 Could you bring extra crackers please. 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
2266 It appears I didn't enunciate the word "to-ma-to" clearly enough. 1.3053 0.04297 190 145 32 13
2267 Would it kill you to bring me a spoon? 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
2268 I ordered the typhoon. 1.3051 0.04516 177 136 28 13
2269 I said I wanted something with a twist - not twister. 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
2270 The chef guarantees the bisque will blow you away... 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
2271 ... rising hot air above the soup mixing with the falling, cold air from the A/C, oh, never mind. Just get under the table until it passes. 1.3051 0.04444 177 135 30 12
2272 I asked for a twist of lime, not a twister 1.3050 0.04438 200 157 25 18
2273 No, no, no, you fool, I said 'Tournados' ! 1.3050 0.04145 200 152 35 13
2274 Those people are staring at me because I’m eating alone. 1.3048 0.04209 187 141 35 11
2275 My soup's cold. 1.3048 0.04140 187 140 37 10
2276 You did say tournedo, sir. 1.3048 0.04120 210 161 34 15
2277 It picked up my spoon. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
2278 You forgot the side of hail. 1.3046 0.03998 197 147 40 10
2279 Waiter, I ordered my soup with a twist. Not a twister! 1.3046 0.03867 197 145 44 8
2280 Once again, Sir, I am certain I ordered the "Tempest in a Teapot" 1.3043 0.04255 184 139 34 11
2281 My apologies, I asked for cream of fennel soup. 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
2282 Yes, I’m afraid that can happen when hot air meets a cold soup. 1.3043 0.04324 184 140 32 12
2283 Does this look like a vol-au-vent to you ? 1.3043 0.03869 207 154 43 10
2284 It’s the wrath of the day. 1.3043 0.04047 207 157 37 13
2285 Take this back. I ordered tournedos. 1.3043 0.03929 207 155 41 11
2286 Tournedos? 1.3043 0.04255 184 139 34 11
2287 I thought it came in a teapot. 1.3041 0.03971 217 165 38 14
2288 Waiter, I only ordered an F-2. 1.3041 0.03917 217 164 40 13
2289 You say ‘tornado’ , I said ‘tomato’... let’s call the whole off.. 1.3041 0.03807 217 162 44 11
2290 You said I would be blown away with my dish. 1.3041 0.04168 194 147 35 12
2291 I said I wanted my martini with a twist. 1.3041 0.03904 194 143 43 8
2292 Gluten-free, you say? 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
2293 Now, that’s what I call fusion. 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
2294 I’m sorry...I thought you said TOMATO basil. 1.3041 0.05222 148 117 17 14
2295 I didn’t order this ‘to go.' 1.3039 0.03780 204 150 46 8
2296 While I appreciate the artisanry, I'm afraid I can't stomach any more than an F2. 1.3039 0.03967 204 153 40 11
2297 Your Climate Change Consumme is a bit more than I expected." 1.3039 0.04230 181 136 35 10
2298 I’m gonna need another spoon. 1.3037 0.03954 214 162 39 13
2299 Extra napkins, please. 1.3037 0.03942 191 141 42 8
2300 Where's the tempest in a teapot that I ordered? 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
2301 Its regular tomato soup with a twist. 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
2302 It is the chef's surprise 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
2303 I guess we're not eating in Kansas anymore. 1.3037 0.03942 191 141 42 8
2304 Our soup is globally warmed. 1.3037 0.04212 191 145 34 12
2305 Not tornado soup... I ordered tomato soup! 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
2306 Re-thinking the Green New Deal, Senator? 1.3037 0.04146 191 144 36 11
2307 'Dorothy back?' 1.3036 0.03884 224 170 40 14
2308 Little bit of a tongue twister, eh? 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
2309 ...a word with the Chef. 1.3035 0.03749 201 147 47 7
2310 The polar vortex makes everyone’s soup cold, sir. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
2311 You meant it literally? Tornado soup? 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
2312 The soup here really sucks. 1.3034 0.04422 178 136 30 12
2313 I thought the tempest came with teapot.... 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2314 I don't see Unlimited Breadsticks, do you? 1.3033 0.04211 211 164 30 17
2315 No. No. No. I said steak Tournedos. 1.3032 0.04257 188 143 33 12
2316 I had a different vision of tournedos of beef... 1.3032 0.04121 188 141 37 10
2317 Could I get one without the special effect? 1.3032 0.03909 188 138 43 7
2318 Its a perfect storm of Tobasco sauce, jalapenos, and Grey Poupon. 1.3032 0.03981 188 139 41 8
2319 Sorry for the mix up....Your Tournedos de boeuf will be right out. 1.3032 0.04052 188 140 39 9
2320 Today's soup with a twist 1.3030 0.04045 198 149 38 11
2321 I assumed it was a misprint for 'tomato.' 1.3030 0.04291 198 153 30 15
2322 Chef must have added the tongue of toad before the eye newt. 1.3030 0.04467 198 156 24 18
2323 There seems to be some mistake. I ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.3029 0.04087 208 159 35 14
2324 The is the chef's twist on a classic recipe. 1.3029 0.03792 208 154 45 9
2325 Does it have a name yet? 1.3029 0.04090 175 129 39 7
2326 May I have another spoon? I seem to have lost mine. 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
2327 Tou say tournedo and I say tornado. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
2328 Is there a table farther away from the air return? 1.3029 0.03927 175 127 43 5
2329 I asked for the mushroom cloud soup. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
2330 I'm assuming it's there's-no-place-like-home style? 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
2331 Waiter, I better eat this in the cellar. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
2332 I ordered the beef TOURNADOES. 1.3027 0.03948 185 136 42 7
2333 I need this reheated. 1.3027 0.04304 185 141 32 12
2334 I’m sorry, but I’m tornado-intolerant. 1.3027 0.04165 185 139 36 10
2335 Waiter, I distinctly ordered the tournedos de boeuf. 1.3027 0.04304 185 141 32 12
2336 There's a localized manifestation of climate change in my soup. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
2337 Waiter, there's a sky in my soup! 1.3027 0.04371 185 142 30 13
2338 This is impressive but I ordered tournedos. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
2339 What do you mean I must have ‘over-stirred’ it? 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
2340 Ok, fine, but I hope my entree doesn't have any flying monkeys. 1.3026 0.04086 195 147 37 11
2341 This makes my stomach turn. 1.3026 0.04020 195 146 39 10
2342 Human caused or not, I'm not paying for it. 1.3026 0.03887 195 144 43 8
2343 I can stir my own soup 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
2344 Tournedo, not tornedo! 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2345 I believe I ordered 'tomato". 1.3022 0.03911 182 133 43 6
2346 I'd rate this soup an "F-3" 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2347 If this is "Dorothy's Soup" I can't wait to bite into the "Tin Man's Sandwich". 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2348 Tomato, tornado; it's just a difference in inflection, convection, and some Louisiana hot sauce, Sir. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
2349 "I asked for fennel and sprouts." 1.3022 0.04421 182 140 29 13
2350 This is not what I had in mind when you advertised 'soup with a twist'. 1.3021 0.04193 192 146 34 12
2351 I thought Tournedos of Beef was something much different. 1.3021 0.04321 192 148 30 14
2352 I ordered soup d'jour, not force majeur. 1.3021 0.03924 192 142 42 8
2353 Still don't believe in global warming? 1.3021 0.04258 192 147 32 13
2354 Waiter! Get FEMA to clear my place. 1.3021 0.04321 192 148 30 14
2355 Well, this is certainly an unexpected twist on Tournedos au Poivre! 1.3021 0.04128 192 145 36 11
2356 I need another napkin. 1.3019 0.04439 159 119 32 8
2357 In the teapot, dammit, not in the soup!!! 1.3019 0.04701 159 122 26 11
2358 Are there any tree nuts in this twister? 1.3018 0.04733 169 132 23 14
2359 On second thought, I'll have the beef tournedos. 1.3017 0.04181 179 134 36 9
2360 I’m so sorry, I don’t normally do this, but I actually asked for no cilantro. 1.3017 0.04401 179 137 30 12
2361 Be warned, the soup comes with a twist. 1.3017 0.04106 179 133 38 8
2362 For my first wish . . . 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
2363 We're not in Kansas anymore are we? 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
2364 Can I get a refund, or at least an umbrella? 1.3017 0.03950 179 131 42 6
2365 It’s losing all its nutrients. 1.3016 0.04304 189 145 31 13
2366 You were out of tomato? 1.3016 0.04304 189 145 31 13
2367 I thought "soup au vente" meant something less literal... 1.3016 0.04238 189 144 33 12
2368 The new chef, sir. He's a little pretentious. 1.3016 0.04171 189 143 35 11
2369 It ate my spoon! 1.3015 0.03767 199 146 46 7
2370 No sir, I distinctly remember ordering the tempest in at teapot. 1.3015 0.04090 199 151 36 12
2371 I’m sure the Cream of Tornado soup is very good, but I ordered the Cream of Tomato soup. 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
2372 Sir, we garnish with funnel, not fennel " 1.3015 0.03964 199 149 40 10
2373 Shouldn't you issue a warning to the other tables? 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
2374 Could I have the F 3 instead? 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2375 But I ordered the cream of fennel. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
2376 I must say, the serving sizes here are of biblical proportions. 1.3011 0.03990 176 129 41 6
2377 Can I get a spoon, please? 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2378 So your blender's not working? 1.3011 0.03930 186 137 42 7
2379 It's already on my Instagram. I'll just take it to go, please. 1.3011 0.04146 186 140 36 10
2380 Excuse me waiter, there is a tornado in my soup 1.3010 0.04194 196 150 33 13
2381 I specifically said tournedos! This is a disaster! 1.3010 0.04194 196 150 33 13
2382 Could I get a bigger spoon? 1.3010 0.03993 206 156 38 12
2383 Please turn off the overhead fan. 1.3010 0.04167 206 159 32 15
2384 At some point the refills have to stop, right? 1.3006 0.04001 163 118 41 4
2385 Is this the mild version? 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
2386 I prefer my soup shaken rather than stirred 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
2387 The Nerello Mascalese from Mt. Etna pairs very well. 1.3006 0.04504 173 133 28 12
2388 Could I trouble you for some of those little trailer-shaped crackers to go with my FEMA bisque? 1.3005 0.04190 183 138 35 10
2389 I specifically said shaken, not stirred. 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
2390 Uh, I ordered *tomato* soup, not TORNADO soup! 1.3005 0.04665 183 145 21 17
2391 SPECIALS? How about a weather report? 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
2392 Waiter, my soup is flying. 1.3005 0.04109 193 146 36 11
2393 No, I ordered tournedos of beef. 1.3005 0.04174 193 147 34 12
2394 Can you recommend a more tropical drink to go with this? 1.3005 0.04174 193 147 34 12
2395 I ordered the hurricane. This is tornado. 1.3005 0.04174 193 147 34 12
2396 I asked for the tempest in a teapot, not in a bowl. 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
2397 I told you not to blow on it. 1.3005 0.03846 203 151 43 9
2398 Waiter, my soup is getting cold. 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
2399 "Sometimes, for no reason, I just say 'Ab-ra-ca-da-bra'!" 1.3005 0.03783 203 150 45 8
2400 I may not be entirely clear on what a veloute is. 1.3005 0.03668 213 157 48 8
2401 I believe this should be served in a teapot. 1.3005 0.03787 213 159 44 10
2402 Thank you, but I believe I ordered the tempest in a teapot. 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
2403 I asked for potato soup, not tornado soup. Just be sure to bring me salame, not a tsunami. 1.3000 0.04235 180 136 34 10
2404 But Monsieur! You ordered zee Tournedos! 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
2405 Just what do you mean “‘We’re not in Kansas anymore ‘? 1.3000 0.04450 180 139 28 13
2406 Your soup curse is served, sir. 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
2407 Fennel cloud soup." Very funny 1.3000 0.04133 200 153 34 13
2408 There is still a fly in my soup! 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
2409 I ordered fennel soup, not funnel soup. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2410 I hate to be a bother, but I asked for the tornado on the side. 1.3000 0.04218 190 145 33 12
2411 Kansas Chili, you say? 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
2412 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said, 'Surprise me!' 1.3000 0.03947 200 150 40 10
2413 Can I have a little less carrot and a little more broth? 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
2414 Served with a twister. 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
2415 How do I eat this? 1.2995 0.04113 197 150 35 12
2416 Hard to deny, isn’t it? 1.2995 0.04176 197 151 33 13
2417 I ordered the Tempest in a Teapot, NOT the Tornado in a Tureen! 1.2995 0.04113 197 150 35 12
2418 It beats ordering the tossed salad. 1.2995 0.03912 187 138 42 7
2419 Next time I suggest you go easy on the hot sauce. 1.2995 0.04264 187 143 32 12
2420 I believe I ordered a hurricane, on the rocks. 1.2995 0.04127 187 141 36 10
2421 Hold the spoon with two hands, you say? 1.2995 0.04196 187 142 34 11
2422 Excuse me, sir, may I please have another napkin? 1.2995 0.04127 187 141 36 10
2423 The soup is great, but I ordered the tournedos of beef. 1.2995 0.03838 187 137 44 6
2424 I asked for the soup spoon, not the typhoon. 1.2995 0.04056 187 140 38 9
2425 I've decided to forego the house salad. 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2426 Croutons would have sufficed 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2427 Apparently it’s not just my world that’s spinning out of control. 1.2994 0.04430 177 136 29 12
2428 I could seat you further from the door. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2429 You can skip the ground pepper 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2430 I asked for the hurricane. 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2431 If this doesn’t make Trump address climate change, I don’t know what will. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2432 You misunderstood. I ordered TOMATO, not tornado soup. 1.2991 0.03830 214 161 42 11
2433 OH...Tomato...I thought you ordered tornado soup... 1.2991 0.03772 214 160 44 10
2434 I didn't get any bread. 1.2990 0.04015 204 155 37 12
2435 I thought I ordered the Tornedos de Boeuf 1.2990 0.03893 204 153 41 10
2436 The presentation is amazing, but my soup spoon was swept up in the vortex. 1.2990 0.04282 194 150 30 14
2437 Well, at least there's no more fly in my soup! 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
2438 Just wait a bit for it to cool down 1.2990 0.04091 194 147 36 11
2439 I ordered the Tomato Bisque. I'm quite sure I said tomato. 1.2990 0.03890 194 144 42 8
2440 Waiter, I'd asked for shaken, not stirred! 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
2441 There`s not enough chicken, and too much wild rice. 1.2989 0.03951 184 136 41 7
2442 Soupnami, really?! 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
2443 When it said Tornade Soup,' I thought it was a typo. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2444 I said Brussell Sprouts NOT Water Spouts! 1.2989 0.04331 174 132 32 10
2445 It is called "Reap the Whirlwind", very popular since the last Presidential Election 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
2446 I ordered my tempest in a cup, not a bowl 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
2447 no - I ordered the beef TORNEDOS! 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
2448 This is not the tournedos I ordered. 1.2986 0.04036 211 162 35 14
2449 I’d also like the bacon, lettuce and tornado sandwich, please. 1.2986 0.03980 211 161 37 13
2450 Next, I'd like some Mentos and a bottle of Diet Coke. 1.2986 0.03980 211 161 37 13
2451 So when is it going to stop? 1.2985 0.03930 201 151 40 10
2452 Yes, a spoon. At least one. 1.2985 0.04116 201 154 34 13
2453 Excuse me, I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
2454 Oh, this is the chef's new twist on a classic soup. 1.2984 0.04264 191 147 31 13
2455 I guess the review of your place I wrote has caused quite a stir. 1.2984 0.03928 191 142 41 8
2456 Monsieur, do not despair. Just stay away from the vortex. 1.2984 0.04066 191 144 37 10
2457 I had ordered the TOMATO soup. 1.2984 0.04133 191 145 35 11
2458 It’ll rip the spoon right out of your mouth! 1.2983 0.04565 181 142 24 15
2459 Only 5 star restaurant in Oklahoma" they said.. 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2460 Yes, yes, you can tell Chef Gore his soup is making a statement tonight. 1.2983 0.03991 181 134 40 7
2461 Please call FEMA and ask for a Soupervisor 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
2462 'This is your idea of soup to go.' 1.2983 0.04287 181 138 32 11
2463 Would you care for a twist of freshly ground pepper? 1.2983 0.03991 181 134 40 7
2464 And I'M quite certain I said tomato bisque. 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
2465 And frankly, I don't buy your 'global warming' explanation. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
2466 I asked for large carrot soup not a large carrot in my soup! 1.2980 0.04279 198 154 29 15
2467 I said I wanted a tossed SALAD! 1.2979 0.04310 188 145 30 13
2468 This is worse than the tempest in the teapot. 1.2979 0.03894 188 139 42 7
2469 Our chef, how do you Americans say, kicked it up. 1.2979 0.03894 188 139 42 7
2470 There's a plague of locusts in my soup. 1.2978 0.04408 178 137 29 12
2471 I ordered the "Tempest in a Teapot". 1.2978 0.04479 178 138 27 13
2472 Waiter, how do you expect me to eat this soup? I have no spoon. 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
2473 Tournedos of Beef soup, sir 1.2978 0.04335 178 136 31 11
2474 Yes, it does have a little kick to it, Sir! 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
2475 What the fuck is this? 1.2978 0.04619 178 140 23 15
2476 We leverage global climate change so you don't have to blow on your soup. 1.2978 0.04262 178 135 33 10
2477 I thought the menu said the soup came with water spRouts. 1.2978 0.04110 178 133 37 8
2478 It's our spin on potato leek soup. 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2479 I don't mean to be rude, but I really don't think the main issue here is that "technically speaking, it's a waterspout." 1.2977 0.03982 215 165 36 14
2480 Oh...I thought the menu said ‘Tomato Soup’ 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2481 It’s our Chef’s version of a tempest in a teapot. 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2482 But is it gluten-free? 1.2976 0.04057 205 157 35 13
2483 I know, I know: global warming 1.2976 0.03938 205 155 39 11
2484 I never thought that climate change would hit quite this close to home.... 1.2974 0.04137 195 149 34 12
2485 Could you turn down the ceiling fan? I'm feeling a strong draft here. 1.2974 0.03941 195 146 40 9
2486 I hope you saved room for the chocolate hurricane. 1.2974 0.04201 195 150 32 13
2487 This is impressive, but I only ordered "Tournedos". 1.2973 0.04151 185 140 35 10
2488 I'm sorry, I thought you said tomato. 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
2489 Waiter! There's a vortex in my vichyssoise! 1.2973 0.04491 185 145 25 15
2490 I can’t tell whether it’s too hot, or too cold ... 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
2491 You say tomato, I say tornado." Jeannie Green Ashland, O 1.2973 0.04491 185 145 25 15
2492 There goes my funnel cake. 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
2493 And for this course we have our deconstructed funnel cake. 1.2973 0.04079 185 139 37 9
2494 Please return this tempest to your soup pot 1.2973 0.04358 185 143 29 13
2495 There a fly in my soup and it appears to be hosting an event of some sort. 1.2971 0.04745 175 139 20 16
2496 I fear this soup might give me wind... 1.2971 0.04532 175 136 26 13
2497 But I didn't order the Kansas clam chowder. 1.2970 0.03976 202 153 38 11
2498 Sorry Sir, bean spout soup is not a misprint in our menu. 1.2969 0.04114 192 146 35 11
2499 What are all these flies doing in my tornado? 1.2969 0.04048 192 145 37 10
2500 If I decided to move to a southwestern area of this table, where would that be? 1.2968 0.03929 219 168 37 14
2501 This still doesn't prove climate change is real. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2502 I thought I'd left Kansas. 1.2967 0.04048 182 136 38 8
2503 Just a hint of spice? 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
2504 Climate change? 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2505 You were serious when you say you could whip something up quickly. But is it done? 1.2967 0.04122 182 137 36 9
2506 This sucks. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
2507 I’m certain I said the tournedo. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
2508 On second thought, I’ll have the tomato soup. 1.2965 0.03886 199 149 41 9
2509 I ordered partly cloudy. 1.2963 0.04089 189 143 36 10
2510 Is this a local wind? 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
2511 You call this an Auntie Em!? 1.2963 0.04089 189 143 36 10
2512 It's little more than a storm in a tea-cup, sir. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
2513 You'll be reading about this in my Yelp review. 1.2961 0.03860 206 155 41 10
2514 Sorry, I thought you said 'tomato' soup. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2515 No, there's no fly in my soup, my soup is flying. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2516 So this is what all the buzz is about. 1.2961 0.04457 179 139 27 13
2517 Non monsieur, I asked for mon SPOON! 1.2959 0.04305 196 153 28 15
2518 We're gonna need a bigger spoon! 1.2959 0.04489 169 130 28 11
2519 Chef needs to dial back on the Habanero" 1.2957 0.04270 186 143 31 12
2520 Excuse me...my spoon and knife are wrongly set. 1.2957 0.04201 186 142 33 11
2521 The storm chaser special also includes a small tempest in your teapot. 1.2957 0.04337 186 144 29 13
2522 El Nino? That's all you can say ?!? 1.2957 0.03988 186 139 39 8
2523 Spoon, please. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
2524 They have to start some place. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
2525 Our chef’s latest creation: a tsunami of umami. 1.2955 0.04363 176 135 30 11
2526 I wanted TOMATO soup, not tornado soup. 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
2527 As an homage to climate change, we added just a bit of turbulance. If you prefer, sir, we can instead bring out our mudslide cake. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
2528 If there is no place like home, why am I here? 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
2529 Bean soup can give you wind 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
2530 Excuse me, I ordered tomato not tornado. 1.2953 0.04289 193 150 29 14
2531 You don’t notice global warming until it’s right in front of your entree. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
2532 I said that I wanted my soup with a twist, not a twister. 1.2953 0.04096 193 147 35 11
2533 On second thought, hold the Drang. 1.2952 0.03985 210 161 36 13
2534 Yes, that's how we serve tournedos 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
2535 Atmospheric gastronomy, sir. Enjoy. 1.2951 0.04247 183 140 32 11
2536 I will take one to go. 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
2537 There seems to have been a mistake. I ordered the funnel CAKES. 1.2951 0.04103 183 138 36 9
2538 You might want to begin with some Beano. 1.2951 0.04386 183 142 28 13
2539 On the plus side President Trump will come and sign my Bible. 1.2951 0.04386 183 142 28 13
2540 You say tornAdo, I say tornAHdo... 1.2947 0.04205 190 146 32 12
2541 When the menu discribed it as “it’s a hurricane of flavor”... 1.2947 0.04271 190 147 30 13
2542 You say, there are no substitutions on the prix fix? 1.2947 0.03559 190 137 50 3
2543 Ah... yes... Never mind about the fly. 1.2947 0.03860 190 141 42 7
2544 Do you have any Sriracha? 1.2947 0.04524 190 151 22 17
2545 You definitely ordered the Soup of the Day, sir. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
2546 This stuff works much faster than laxatives.” 1.2944 0.04641 180 143 21 16
2547 Do you think this will affect my acid reflux? 1.2944 0.04146 180 136 35 9
2548 Unlimited salad too? 1.2944 0.03972 197 149 38 10
2549 Everything is organic, sir. 1.2941 0.03880 204 154 40 10
2550 That's our signature Cream of Tornado soup sir. 1.2941 0.04448 187 147 25 15
2551 Sir, your vortex du jour. 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
2552 Well, it's just that I did ask for it on the side. 1.2941 0.04112 187 142 35 10
2553 I clearly said T-O-M-A-T-O bisque 1.2941 0.04042 187 141 37 9
2554 It’s an unusual twist on consommé. 1.2941 0.03747 187 137 45 5
2555 It’s obvious what I’ll say in my review. 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
2556 Alright, I'm going to turn my head back now, and there better not be anything weird happening with my soup 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
2557 I clearly said that I wanted a tournedos in my soup. 1.2941 0.03897 187 139 41 7
2558 just say when 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
2559 This soup is cold . . . with a warm updraft! 1.2941 0.03970 187 140 39 8
2560 I would like to reconsider my order of Tournedos of Beef 1.2941 0.04063 204 157 34 13
2561 So this comes with a side of FEMA 1.2941 0.04053 221 173 31 17
2562 Can you please turn down the fan? 1.2938 0.04143 194 149 33 12
2563 Impressive, but I ordered TOMATO soup! 1.2938 0.04078 194 148 35 11
2564 Honestly, I've had worse, but I could do with a spoon and a bib 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
2565 I ordered tomato soup, not tornado soup... 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
2566 I don’t care what dimension it leads to, I want a new bowl of soup. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
2567 I said a twist of pepper, not... 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
2568 There was a fly in my soup, but he's gone now! 1.2935 0.04042 201 154 35 12
2569 If I wanted a tempest I would have ordered the tea 1.2935 0.03917 201 152 39 10
2570 I'll take the heavy croutons please. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
2571 Look, we're going around and around here. 1.2935 0.03936 184 137 40 7
2572 There's a polar vortex in my soup 1.2935 0.04156 184 140 34 10
2573 May I please have a couple of extra napkins? 1.2935 0.03859 184 136 42 6
2574 Waiter, I'm missing a soup spoon. 1.2935 0.04296 184 142 30 12
2575 This is all very impressive, but I ordered Tournedos. 1.2935 0.04227 184 141 32 11
2576 The chef is a wizard with soup! 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
2577 I think there's a problem with my soup. Are you sure it's gluten free? 1.2932 0.04315 191 149 28 14
2578 Sacre bleu! I ordered tournedos! 1.2932 0.04186 191 147 32 12
2579 I believe there’s been a misunderstanding. I said “tomato” soup. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2580 Caused by cuisine change? 1.2931 0.04391 174 134 29 11
2581 Rossini, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I ordered the Beef Tournados Gusto 1.2931 0.04466 174 135 27 12
2582 Yes, our new chef has caused quite a stir. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2583 Your soup of the day is causing quite a stir. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2584 I ordered tournedos soup. This looks like tornado soup. 1.2930 0.04804 157 123 22 12
2585 Is it gluten-free yet? 1.2929 0.04145 198 153 32 13
2586 Sir, I'm afraid you're not in Kansas anymore. 1.2929 0.04145 198 153 32 13
2587 No, I distinctly asked for the TOMATO soup. 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
2588 Yeah, but I don't want to be blown away. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2589 I ordered the *tomato* bisque. 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2590 You told me it was hot, so I blew on it. 1.2928 0.04052 181 136 37 8
2591 Vacuum cooking, sir. It adds a special twist! 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2592 I ordered the Lima soup, not the FEMA soup. 1.2928 0.04483 181 142 25 14
2593 I'm sorry,sir,I thought you said al VENTE. 1.2928 0.03975 181 135 39 7
2594 I ordered tomato not tornado soup 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2595 Can you just send my bill to FEMA? 1.2928 0.04200 181 138 33 10
2596 But I asked for it on the side... 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
2597 It’s our Oz soup special 1.2927 0.04045 205 158 34 13
2598 I ordered Brussels sprouts, not water spouts! 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
2599 Yes, it real does have a twist. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
2600 The soup is great but the creme fraiche swirl is over the top. 1.2926 0.04023 188 142 37 9
2601 Now I know why it's called the Dorothy Special. 1.2926 0.04162 188 144 33 11
2602 I said braised fennel, not breezed funnel 1.2926 0.04363 188 147 27 14
2603 I said tomato soup. TO-MA-TO. 1.2926 0.04297 188 146 29 13
2604 If I eat this, will it take me to Oz? 1.2926 0.03879 188 140 41 7
2605 Where's the matzo ball? 1.2925 0.04118 212 166 30 16
2606 We call this dish the "Kansas special". 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2607 Suffice it to say, the fly that flew in is gone. 1.2923 0.04059 195 149 35 11
2608 I asked for three courses, not three wishes. 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
2609 The chef calls it meteorological gastronomy. 1.2923 0.04124 195 150 33 12
2610 Careful, the plate is hot. 1.2921 0.04246 178 136 32 10
2611 You weren’t kidding, Oz the new chef is a real wizard. 1.2921 0.04393 178 138 28 12
2612 It's a cyclone; tornadoes come with the entree. 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2613 What is this,one of those God damn climate change restaurants? 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2614 I believe I ordered tournedos. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2615 Does this look like a "brussel sprout" to you? 1.2919 0.04632 161 125 25 11
2616 So can I have a spoon? 1.2919 0.03842 185 137 42 6
2617 Are you sure this is your tournedos Rossini? 1.2919 0.03992 185 139 38 8
2618 I don’t care how it got here, I didn’t order soup! 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
2619 But it was you that said to blow on it to cool it down. 1.2919 0.03917 185 138 40 7
2620 Stop denying it, there's a climate change in my soup. 1.2919 0.04344 185 144 28 13
2621 Oh, you ordered Tournedos? 1.2919 0.04136 185 141 34 10
2622 Did you order the tournedo of beef? My mistake, sir. 1.2919 0.03932 209 160 37 12
2623 Take this back. I asked for tournedos. 1.2919 0.03752 209 157 43 9
2624 Excuse me, but I believe I ordered the "tournedos" of beef stew. 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
2625 The Chef is experimenting with meteorological gastronomy. 1.2917 0.04496 168 130 27 11
2626 Surely you've heard of 'tempest in a teapot'. This is 'tornado in a tureen'. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
2627 I'm not sure we can blame this on global warming. 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
2628 I'd like to cancel the tournedos. 1.2917 0.04101 192 147 34 11
2629 Waiter, what's this mobile, destructive vortex of violently rotating winds doing in my soup? 1.2917 0.03896 192 144 40 8
2630 May I have another spoon please? 1.2915 0.04248 199 156 28 15
2631 When I saw the ketchup bottle, I suspected this was a fast food joint. 1.2915 0.03938 199 151 38 10
2632 I thought it would come in a nice teapot. 1.2915 0.03873 199 150 40 9
2633 Chef’s Special: Eye of the Stew 1.2914 0.04058 175 131 37 7
2634 I ordered the beef tournedo not the soup tornado 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
2635 I think you may have misheard me when I asked for the tomato soup. 1.2913 0.03848 206 156 40 10
2636 What's this? I ordered the tournedos. 1.2913 0.03969 206 158 36 12
2637 I see now that "Tornado" Bisque wasn't a typo on the menu. 1.2912 0.04252 182 140 31 11
2638 Waiter! What's this Extreme Weather Event as a Result of Catastrophic Global Warming doing in my soup? 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2639 But certainly you cannot blame every severe weather event on global climate change 1.2912 0.04107 182 138 35 9
2640 Yes, but I ordered the Tournedos! 1.2912 0.03956 182 136 39 7
2641 Excuse me, but I ordered tournedos in a red wine and mushroom sauce 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2642 Well, that fly is gone! 1.2912 0.04529 182 144 23 15
2643 And with dessert, we have a tempest in a teapot. 1.2911 0.03936 213 164 36 13
2644 Is it too late to cancel the Tournedos of Beef? 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
2645 Excuse me, I ordered the funnel cake. 1.2910 0.04277 189 147 29 13
2646 I think I will pass on the fresh pepper. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
2647 No...I explicitly stated: hold the cyclone 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
2648 As I've told you before, north of the Equator, the risotto is stirred clockwise. 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
2649 Are you sure this is what she's having? 1.2908 0.04106 196 151 33 12
2650 I ordered a tempest in a tea pot, not this. 1.2908 0.03976 196 149 37 10
2651 My goodness, a soupspout. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
2652 You're correct, Mr. Coriolis, this one is counterclockwise as well! 1.2907 0.04343 172 132 30 10
2653 Waiter, there's a carrot in my soup!" 1.2906 0.04186 203 159 29 15
2654 That’s some twist. 1.2905 0.03836 179 132 42 5
2655 I ordered Tempest in a Teapot! 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
2656 No, I asked for tournedos au poivre. 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2657 Please may I have a spoon, an oilskin and a life preserver? 1.2905 0.04372 179 139 28 12
2658 Perhaps it sounded like "tornado soup," but I ordered tournedos boeuf. 1.2905 0.04151 179 136 34 9
2659 ''Waiter, I prefer my storm in a teacup.'' 1.2905 0.04226 179 137 32 10
2660 This is the first F-4 gazpacho I've had here. 1.2905 0.03917 179 133 40 6
2661 I can see why the chef named it Trailer Park soup. 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
2662 Waiter, I asked for Tournedos Rossini! 1.2903 0.03824 186 138 42 6
2663 I asked for tomato soup, not tornado soup. 1.2902 0.03470 224 166 51 7
2664 And this will help with my cleanse? 1.2902 0.04082 193 148 34 11
2665 A little too much pepper? 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2666 Like I said, I merely blew on my soup... 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
2667 Its the chef's bigger vision of tempest in a teapot, she calls it tornado in a tureen . 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
2668 The chef says it’s due to climate change. 1.2900 0.04047 200 154 34 12
2669 Send it back–I asked for an earthquake 1.2900 0.03856 200 151 40 9
2670 Waiter, there's a tropical cyclone in my soup. 1.2900 0.03790 200 150 42 8
2671 My compliments to chef Aeolus.” 1.2899 0.03882 169 124 41 4
2672 So this is the Oklahoma recipe? 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2673 I thought the special was tournados. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
2674 This is the soup du jour, our "northwesterly". It starts out powerful, food critics have said a category 5 as it moves in, but it will weaken as it hits the coast of the bowl, stalls-out, and dumps heavy flavors. 1.2899 0.04393 169 130 29 10
2675 You asked for funnel soup, sir. 1.2899 0.04551 169 132 25 12
2676 Oh, that's why it's called trailerpark soup! 1.2899 0.04011 207 160 34 13
2677 I don't care how to pronounce it — I want "tomato"! 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
2678 Take this back. I ordered an F5 not an F3. 1.2898 0.04196 176 134 33 9
2679 I thought these things only happened in Tea Pots! 1.2898 0.04495 176 138 25 13
2680 No, I ordered the soup and the tournados. 1.2898 0.04348 176 136 29 11
2681 Sir, I ordered the *tomato* bisque! 1.2898 0.03957 176 131 39 6
2682 But the menu said "Fair to partly cloudy." 1.2896 0.04232 183 141 31 11
2683 Waiter, please check the translation of Tournedo de boeuf. 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
2684 Tournedo," well done 1.2896 0.04014 183 138 37 8
2685 I may need another spoon. 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
2686 I know what climate change is, but that doesn't explain how this is a seasonal special. 1.2895 0.03987 190 144 37 9
2687 No ... what I ordered was tournedos. 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
2688 Is this gluten free? 1.2895 0.03916 190 143 39 8
2689 I'm sorry, we're all out of funnel cake. 1.2895 0.04322 190 149 27 14
2690 It's still not hot enough. 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
2691 The menu said 'tomato' basil. 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
2692 I said 'hold the climate change'. 1.2895 0.04257 190 148 29 13
2693 I distinctly said tempest in a teapot 1.2893 0.04087 197 152 33 12
2694 As long as it doesn't leave the plate, you're good. 1.2893 0.03893 197 149 39 9
2695 Don’t blame this on climate change. 1.2892 0.03804 204 154 41 9
2696 Is this what's meant by the Kansas special? 1.2892 0.03804 204 154 41 9
2697 I ordered the tournedo, not a tornado 1.2892 0.04278 166 126 32 8
2698 Does this go counter-clockwise in South America? 1.2891 0.03660 211 158 45 8
2699 I said extra 'tomato.' 1.2891 0.03721 211 159 43 9
2700 I believe I asked for tomato 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2701 Excuse me... I believe that I asked for tournedos! 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
2702 And after this I'd like to try the tempest in a teapot. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2703 This soup is so cold it's reacting with the warm gulf air. 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2704 I've heard of a tempest in a teapot; but a cyclone in the soup? 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
2705 All things equal, the fly looks pretty good by comparison. 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2706 It was too hot... 1.2888 0.04236 187 145 30 12
2707 There is a mix up here, I ordered a tempest in a teapot. 1.2888 0.04303 187 146 28 13
2708 I believe I also ordered one of your world famous hurricane cocktails" 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
2709 No, I ordered the beef Tournedos! 1.2887 0.04193 194 151 30 13
2710 Are you sure it's non GMO? 1.2887 0.03998 194 148 36 10
2711 Now what? 1.2887 0.03792 194 145 42 7
2712 Does the Maelstrom Minestrone come with a bib? 1.2887 0.03792 194 145 42 7
2713 That got rid of the fly. 1.2885 0.03629 208 155 46 7
2714 Apologies, sir. That was supposed to come in a teacup, not a soup bowl. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
2715 So this is what they meant by a modern twist. 1.2884 0.03904 215 166 36 13
2716 It's a micro bisque burst. 1.2884 0.03848 215 165 38 12
2717 Where are the frogs? 1.2884 0.03904 215 166 36 13
2718 Chef Robert calls Climate Change Bisque. 1.2883 0.04499 163 126 27 10
2719 I always heard it was a tempest in a teapot... 1.2882 0.04039 170 127 37 6
2720 No, leave it, please. I don't think she's finished. 1.2881 0.03938 177 132 39 6
2721 I said Alfredo, not tornado. 1.2881 0.04098 177 134 35 8
2722 Please tell the chef he put the squall in squalid. 1.2880 0.04351 184 144 27 13
2723 No sir. Cyclones normally are not boxed to take home. 1.2880 0.04068 184 140 35 9
2724 Technically, it's called a waterspout. 1.2880 0.04212 184 142 31 11
2725 No matter what they say, Global Warming is a hoax. Now bring me a spoon, good man. 1.2880 0.03920 184 138 39 7
2726 Chicken soup with a twist, eh? 1.2880 0.03843 184 137 41 6
2727 Garcon! This is intolerable...my soup is being ruined by that elephant at the next table! 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
2728 Would you care for a TWIST of fresh-ground pepper, sir? I'm kidding! We have fun here. 1.2880 0.04172 191 148 31 12
2729 Be VERY careful of the soup, sir. It is so hot it has created its own weather system. 1.2880 0.03969 191 145 37 9
2730 I meant to order a serving of tournedos 1.2880 0.04105 191 147 33 11
2731 I asked for the whole freshwater trout, not the bowl of waterspout. 1.2880 0.04105 191 147 33 11
2732 Can I get my funnel cake to go? 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
2733 Okay, now it's a warning. 1.2879 0.03941 198 151 37 10
2734 I believe I ordered the Tournedos rare? 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
2735 What exactly goes into "soupe au changement climatique"? 1.2879 0.04193 198 155 29 14
2736 I thought you said tomato! 1.2878 0.03913 205 157 37 11
2737 Waiter! There's a Tasmanian Devil in my soup! 1.2878 0.03851 205 156 39 10
2738 I ordered Tempest in a Teapot but you brought me Tornado in a Tureen. 1.2878 0.03973 205 158 35 12
2739 Did the chef explain how one gets a spoon inside his vichysoisse vortex? 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
2740 I think you misheard my order. I wanted the tournedos. 1.2876 0.04878 153 121 20 12
2741 I had a feeling we were not in Kansas anymore 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
2742 Fine, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon? 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
2743 Well, I guess I thought cream of ‘tornado’ was a colloquialism. 1.2874 0.04170 167 126 34 7
2744 I specifically asked for theTOURNEDOS of beef soup. 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
2745 There must be some mistake. I ordered the Tournedos Rossini. 1.2874 0.04451 174 136 26 12
2746 I distinctly said I wanted the tornado on the side. 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2747 I'll skip the drang. 1.2873 0.04185 181 139 32 10
2748 It’s tornados of beef soup, sir. 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2749 Waiter there are no more flies in my soup! 1.2873 0.04400 181 142 26 13
2750 Am I supposed to blow on this or is someone doing it for me? 1.2873 0.03881 181 135 40 6
2751 Can I have an umbrella? The soup is a little inclement 1.2873 0.03959 181 136 38 7
2752 No. I asked for the Beef tournedos with Madeira sauce. 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2753 Not what I meant when I asked for something low pressure. 1.2872 0.04414 188 149 24 15
2754 Is it safe to add some salt? 1.2872 0.04079 188 144 34 10
2755 How about some bread? 1.2872 0.04148 188 145 32 11
2756 Waiter, there's a green witch in my soup. 1.2872 0.04009 188 143 36 9
2757 Your food sucks 1.2872 0.03980 195 149 36 10
2758 Third one this month. 1.2872 0.04046 195 150 34 11
2759 So this is your famous Mid-Western Surprise. 1.2872 0.03845 195 147 40 8
2760 Our beef tournedos are very popular here in the midwest. 1.2872 0.03845 195 147 40 8
2761 I believe I ordered the tomato soup and not the tornado soup. 1.2872 0.04299 195 154 26 15
2762 More croutons please. 1.2872 0.03913 195 148 38 9
2763 Are there refunds for an Act of God? 1.2872 0.03980 195 149 36 10
2764 I wanted funnel cake for dessert, not funnel soup 1.2872 0.04237 195 153 28 14
2765 I’m thinking, we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.2871 0.04035 209 163 32 14
2766 When you said farm to table, I thought you meant the food. 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
2767 Waiter, there ‘s a spout in my soup! 1.2871 0.03978 209 162 34 13
2768 Oh qui, monsieur, Les Chefs soup de jour Sriracha is well known for its category 5 heat. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
2769 Excuse me, this is a category F-4 when I specifically asked for a category F-5! 1.2866 0.04391 164 126 29 9
2770 Are all your soups whisked using renewable energy? 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
2771 Your menu claims it's an artisanal cyclone but any idiot can see it's just an off-the-shelf tornado. 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2772 I really don't care if it is fresher this way. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
2773 Please bring me salt and pepper. Oh, and a basement when you get a chance. Thanks very much. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
2774 I’ve been told this soup will make me feel like I’m not in Kansas anymore. 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
2775 Any word on when the immersion blender will be fixed? 1.2865 0.04654 171 136 21 14
2776 I’ll give you just 1 Michelin star, but you’ve definitely earned a category 5 storm rating. 1.2865 0.03919 178 133 39 6