Contest #653


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653

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Before you go, describe the iceberg salad.”
  2. “You know what? Just bring me back the one with the fly in it.”
  3. “Any chance you could turn down the celling fan?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-10T14:55:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-24T14:55:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-03-18T14:55:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 25, 2019
Number of captions 6072
Number of responses 1034443
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

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Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Meet Trump's nominee for the Centers for Disease Control. 1.7063 0.06551 160 85 37 38
1 Mike, Barbara--I'd like to introduce you to President Trump's new pick to head the Centers for Disease Control. 1.6915 0.05989 188 101 44 43
2 So are you are just in town for the summer? 1.6792 0.06202 159 82 46 31
3 Oh, perfect - we're WASPs! 1.6687 0.06457 163 91 35 37
4 So you're the bug that's been going around. 1.6615 0.05551 192 100 57 35
5 I told you I was dating a blood sucking parasite. You just assumed it was a lawyer. 1.6541 0.06051 159 83 48 28
6 Where we disagree is that exposed skin implies consent. 1.6500 0.06156 160 86 44 30
7 We met camping 1.6461 0.05424 178 89 63 26
8 Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry. 1.6380 0.05955 163 87 48 28
9 The females bite. The males drink. 1.6337 0.05887 172 94 47 31
10 "Hope you don't mind my crashing the party, I saw the porch light on." 1.6323 0.06277 155 86 40 29
11 So, long story short, one night I left the porch light on and we’ve been in love ever since. 1.6226 0.06030 159 87 45 27
12 He wasn’t invited, but I left the light on. 1.6171 0.05769 175 97 48 30
13 Bob identifies as a mosquito. 1.6149 0.06109 161 91 41 29
14 Thanks to Bob, the only thing my husband got in the divorce was malaria." 1.6104 0.06133 154 86 42 26
15 Let me introduce you to a host 1.6059 0.06091 170 100 37 33
16 Crazy story - we met when Steve hit my windshield. 1.6053 0.05366 190 104 57 29
17 Can I get you a glass of standing water? 1.6034 0.05924 174 101 41 32
18 Bill, please explain to the Dorfmans why you find that blue light they put up so offensive. 1.6022 0.05632 181 102 49 30
19 I'm sorry. I ordered a mojito, not a mosquito. 1.5978 0.05519 179 99 53 27
20 A couple of these and he’ll be flying into light bulbs. 1.5969 0.05295 196 109 57 30
21 There’s a hole in your screen door 1.5966 0.05708 176 100 47 29
22 He just was so persistent. The first night, I couldn't keep him off me! 1.5892 0.05441 185 104 53 28
23 Paula and Jim are work friends, and Dave here just came through the hole in the screen door. 1.5886 0.05759 158 87 49 22
24 And I'm sure you remember Joe from our camping trip last summer. 1.5882 0.05445 170 92 56 22
25 Excuse me while I go and shut the screen door. 1.5838 0.05622 173 98 49 26
26 No, I asked for a Large Mojito. 1.5820 0.05859 189 117 34 38
27 Poor thing's homeless now that Trump's draining the swamp 1.5811 0.06215 148 86 38 24
28 Are you just here for the summer? 1.5779 0.05434 154 81 57 16
29 What a coincidence—Bob and Mary summer upstate, too! 1.5758 0.05840 165 96 43 26
30 I'm sorry, but I can never remember which disease it is that you transmit. 1.5754 0.05307 179 99 57 23
31 He says he likes wine but prefers standing water. 1.5740 0.05794 169 99 43 27
32 I'm sorry! I just have an inexplicable urge to slap you. 1.5738 0.05714 183 110 41 32
33 And Henry here is a real parasite. I’m kidding — he's an attorney. 1.5737 0.05394 190 110 51 29
34 And this is Fred; he’s renting our pond for the summer. 1.5732 0.05585 157 86 52 19
35 So, are you here just for the season? 1.5714 0.05244 168 90 60 18
36 I was walking through the park and he just wouldn’t leave me alone...anyway it’ll be three years in March. 1.5714 0.05126 182 99 62 21
37 And one of his latest projects just completely went viral. 1.5714 0.05414 182 104 52 26
38 Allow me to introduce you to my divorce attorney. 1.5699 0.05592 186 111 44 31
39 I guess we're all hosts at this party. 1.5676 0.05669 185 112 41 32
40 So what are your plans now that they've drained the swamp? 1.5665 0.05926 173 106 36 31
41 Devin and I went to the same summer camp. 1.5657 0.05759 175 105 41 29
42 Who are you drinking? 1.5655 0.05828 168 100 41 27
43 Who would have thought an 8th grade science fair project could go so wrong? 1.5647 0.05464 170 96 52 22
44 Honey, you remember Mary and Neil from the barbecue last summer. 1.5638 0.05340 188 109 52 27
45 The Nussbaums? O negative and AB positive. Why do you ask? 1.5632 0.05671 174 103 44 27
46 I brushed him off for most of the summer but then,one day,I just gave in. 1.5622 0.05242 185 105 56 24
47 He says you're both excellent hosts. 1.5605 0.06017 157 94 38 25
48 You have a lot in common. John and Kate are tax attorneys. 1.5592 0.06173 152 92 35 25
49 Well, just who IS your type, Roger? 1.5591 0.05053 186 103 62 21
50 And of course you know Bill and Amy from their work at the CDC. 1.5575 0.05496 174 101 49 24
51 And you both remember Melvin, from when Bob left the screen door open. 1.5568 0.05624 176 105 44 27
52 Bob has a different view on draining the swamp. 1.5511 0.05270 176 100 55 21
53 Apologies again about the citronella candle. 1.5500 0.05360 180 105 51 24
54 Yes dear, I realize you’re trapped in a grotesque Kafkaesque nightmare that’s oppressing you with a profound dread of the utter meaninglessness of human existence--but you’re still our designated driver. 1.5497 0.05816 171 105 38 28
55 Since Harold and I met, I'm feeling loved, cherished, and slightly anemic. 1.5494 0.05611 162 94 47 21
56 Yes, Frank does have a tendency to suck the life out of a party. 1.5489 0.05383 184 109 49 26
57 Lawyer? No, I meant I'm literally a bloodsucker. 1.5488 0.05949 164 101 36 27
58 Nonsense! You two have a lot in common; you're a lawyer and she's a blood-sucking parasite. 1.5471 0.05844 170 105 37 28
59 Allow me to introduce my husband and his girlfriend — Bob, Sheila: my attorney. 1.5455 0.05582 187 116 40 31
60 Yes, I suppose we do all suck in our own way. 1.5449 0.05558 156 89 49 18
61 First he stole my blood, then he stole my heart. 1.5439 0.05577 171 102 45 24
62 And Bob has kindly volunteered to run the blood drive this year. 1.5412 0.05120 194 114 55 25
63 So it's fair to say I'm not the only host here tonight. 1.5389 0.05682 167 101 42 24
64 Now I remember! We were at summer camp together. 1.5389 0.05745 167 102 40 25
65 Won't you stay for a bite? 1.5385 0.05990 156 96 36 24
66 For tonight’s tasting we have Josh and Emily from the Bronx, a delightful pairing of AB- and O+ with just a hint of anti-depressants.” 1.5385 0.05543 182 112 42 28
67 This is Doug. He’s from that old tire in your yard. 1.5367 0.05131 177 101 57 19
68 Our chemistry is good, but he does get under my skin. 1.5352 0.05968 142 84 40 18
69 and then I said,Kafka,schmafka... 1.5346 0.05904 159 98 37 24
70 Personally, I'm glad he didn't drain the swamp. 1.5345 0.05743 174 109 37 28
71 And this is Bob, my divorce lawyer. 1.5342 0.06160 146 90 34 22
72 That’s why Zika, here, is against draining the swamp. 1.5337 0.05726 163 99 41 23
73 Will you be staying for a bite? 1.5330 0.04968 182 103 61 18
74 This is Victor. He's a vector. 1.5330 0.05379 182 110 47 25
75 I’m sorry to dissappoint you but I asked for a mojito, not mosquito. 1.5329 0.05747 167 103 39 25
76 And then we realized that I was his type! 1.5329 0.05424 167 98 49 20
77 Meet Bob and Jen, the two AB positives I was raving about earlier. 1.5301 0.05647 166 101 42 23
78 Meet Buzz. His family has been coming to the Hamptons every summer for two centuries. 1.5298 0.05268 168 97 53 18
79 The swamp has been very good to him during this administration. 1.5294 0.05670 170 105 40 25
80 Oh, no, I said "mojito." 1.5294 0.05378 187 115 45 27
81 I do hope you'll interpret my role as 'host' figuratively. 1.5294 0.06169 136 82 36 18
82 Carl, I’d like you to meet Henry and Tina; they’re the 0-positives I was telling you about. 1.5294 0.05721 153 91 43 19
83 I'd like you two to meet Harry. He's way better than that leech I was dating last year. 1.5290 0.06272 138 85 33 20
84 He is sort of a pest, but I love him. 1.5287 0.05448 174 105 46 23
85 Everyone, this is Herb. Our kids attended summer camp together. 1.5282 0.06136 142 87 35 20
86 So apparently the swamp isn't drained. 1.5281 0.05355 178 107 48 23
87 So, I picked up this bug while traveling... 1.5280 0.05646 161 97 43 21
88 I think we can all agree that politics and rolled-up newspapers are off limits tonight. 1.5272 0.05223 184 110 51 23
89 He has a way of getting under your skin. 1.5272 0.04931 184 105 61 18
90 Can I get you something more stagnant? 1.5272 0.05391 184 113 45 26
91 No matter what, do not let his glass go empty. 1.5260 0.05271 192 118 47 27
92 I'd like to introduce you to my emotional support animal. 1.5260 0.05713 173 109 37 27
93 Bob and Linda, I'd like you to meet my divorce attorney. 1.5260 0.05914 154 95 37 22
94 I told them I really don't like mojitos. What did you think I said? 1.5232 0.06221 151 97 29 25
95 At first I thought he was a prick. 1.5230 0.05861 174 113 31 30
96 I believe you've met the Jensens, didn't you give them malaria last summer? 1.5227 0.05638 176 111 38 27
97 Congratulations on your appointment as head of the President's Special Commission on Draining the Swamp 1.5225 0.05701 178 114 35 29
98 I’m B negative. Why? 1.5223 0.05686 157 95 42 20
99 We met while camping. 1.5217 0.05509 161 96 46 19
100 So, Dale, Sandy tells me you grew up in a stagnant pond. 1.5205 0.05523 171 105 43 23
101 I think you'll like Keith and Sheila, they're both O Positive. 1.5200 0.05574 150 88 46 16
102 We met in the Peace Corps. 1.5193 0.05173 181 108 52 21
103 And how long did you work for Monsanto? 1.5193 0.05290 181 110 48 23
104 Jim, these are the anti-vaxers I told you about. 1.5187 0.05327 187 116 45 26
105 We locked eyes through the screen door and I just knew I had to let him in. 1.5181 0.04988 193 115 56 22
106 I believe you’ve bit the Murphys... 1.5181 0.05148 193 118 50 25
107 O-negative. Why? 1.5174 0.05181 172 101 53 18
108 Now tell us why you prefer some of us over others. 1.5161 0.05457 186 118 40 28
109 Of course you can join us. We won't bite. 1.5161 0.04954 186 109 58 19
110 This is Harry, but talk fast. His life expectancy won’t make it past dessert. 1.5152 0.05201 165 96 53 16
111 I’m AB Negative. Why do you ask? 1.5146 0.05334 171 103 48 20
112 No, I said large Mojito. 1.5145 0.05537 173 108 41 24
113 Single donor, O-neg, recent vintage -- I think you'll like it. 1.5143 0.05428 175 108 44 23
114 I'd like to introduce you to your hosts. 1.5143 0.05488 175 109 42 24
115 Guys, he’s kidding. It’s just Merlot. 1.5135 0.05261 185 114 47 24
116 Margaret, here, had 92 children yesterday. 1.5133 0.05811 150 92 39 19
117 We first met at summer camp. 1.5130 0.05303 193 122 43 28
118 We were on an African safari and Harry here tells the witch doctor that he thinks he’s a fraud. 1.5128 0.05928 156 99 34 23
119 Joe is a lawyer, so you two probably have a lot in common. 1.5122 0.05504 164 100 44 20
120 He's more outgoing around standing water. 1.5116 0.05375 172 105 46 21
121 Meet my emotional support animal. 1.5103 0.04916 194 116 57 21
122 Niles, these are my friends from the World Health Organization I told you about. 1.5092 0.05320 163 97 49 17
123 Yes, I'm a mosquito and I 'll have a Bloody Mary. By the way, which one of you is Mary? 1.5087 0.05415 173 107 44 22
124 Burt and Isabel work for the IRS. You should have a lot in common. 1.5084 0.05395 179 112 43 24
125 Arnold, show them the mating dance that won me over. 1.5061 0.05504 164 101 43 20
126 Small world. Brent and Rachel here just recovered from malaria. 1.5060 0.05652 166 105 38 23
127 ...mostly sting operations 1.5056 0.05117 178 107 52 19
128 M’lady? M’lord? M’laria. 1.5056 0.05179 178 108 50 20
129 Well, I typed "stinger" when I meant to type "swinger" and the rest is history. 1.5051 0.04736 198 117 62 19
130 Gee, we didn’t think you were coming. I just sprayed the yard. 1.5031 0.05461 163 100 44 19
131 It was a beautiful summer day, and we just connected. 1.5030 0.05316 169 103 47 19
132 Paul and Betty, this is my emotional support insect, Dwight. 1.5028 0.05500 177 113 39 25
133 We're all lawyers here, right? 1.5028 0.05175 181 111 49 21
134 He's Amazon's biggest carrier. 1.5026 0.05295 191 122 42 27
135 An old hubcap full of stale rainwater, but we usually just tell people Charleston, South Carolina to keep it regional, right honey? 1.5000 0.05487 170 107 41 22
136 He’s lobbying the President not to drain the swamp. 1.5000 0.05998 156 102 30 24
137 Interesting red! Anyone I know? 1.5000 0.05661 158 99 39 20
138 He won't admit it,but when we first met I could tell right away that he was attracted to me. 1.5000 0.04992 178 106 55 17
139 I said, “bring me a big mojito, not mosquito” 1.5000 0.05384 182 116 41 25
140 So, where does everyone summer? 1.5000 0.05035 182 110 53 19
141 You remember the Johnsons, dear--you bit them last summer. 1.5000 0.05439 172 108 42 22
142 Frank is very active in the anti-pesticide movement. 1.5000 0.05913 144 90 36 18
143 We met through the net. 1.4973 0.05249 183 115 45 23
144 He was just saying there’s never any new blood at these parties. 1.4972 0.05200 177 109 48 20
145 He's fine until he's had a few, then he might get a bit tsetse. 1.4970 0.05382 169 105 44 20
146 I'm getting hints of iron, hemoglobin and nitrogen... 1.4970 0.05753 167 109 33 25
147 We met at a Kafka reading 1.4970 0.05678 165 106 36 23
148 Only the females suck blood. Trevor sucks Pinot Noir, don’t you Trev? 1.4970 0.05547 165 104 40 21
149 I met him on the web. 1.4944 0.05430 180 116 39 25
150 ....and the Burkharts are the anti-vaxers I was telling you about! 1.4944 0.05300 178 112 44 22
151 Here are the hosts. 1.4943 0.05691 174 115 32 27
152 Let me introduce you to the Bermans, who already gave at the Red Cross. 1.4940 0.04995 168 99 55 14
153 Joe, I'd like you to meet Tom and Sharon. He's O-positive and she's A-negative. 1.4939 0.05504 164 103 41 20
154 You should meet my ex-husband. He's a prick too. 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
155 When you said your husband was a bloodsucker I thought you meant he was a lawyer, 1.4918 0.05417 183 119 38 26
156 I've tried them all, but Type O goes with everything! 1.4915 0.05500 177 115 37 25
157 I saved him from a bug zapper and one thing led to another. 1.4915 0.05261 177 111 45 21
158 Well...let's just agree to disagree about DEET, shall we? 1.4914 0.04987 175 105 54 16
159 He becomes such a pest when he drinks. 1.4914 0.04987 175 105 54 16
160 Yes, I think it's fair to say Kafka had an influence on my life. 1.4908 0.05320 163 100 46 17
161 Yes, yes it is definitely type O. Now drink it before it clots. 1.4899 0.05763 149 94 37 18
162 Sarah and Allan, this is my divorce lawyer. 1.4888 0.05591 178 118 33 27
163 And what are your summer plans? 1.4888 0.04991 178 108 53 17
164 I'm O positive, why do you ask? 1.4886 0.05159 176 109 48 19
165 We actually met at a backyard patio party 1.4886 0.05222 176 110 46 20
166 I suck at cocktail parties 1.4884 0.05438 172 110 40 22
167 Tom really knows how to suck the life out of the party. 1.4881 0.05405 168 106 42 20
168 I believe you met last year at the lake. 1.4881 0.05339 168 105 44 19
169 Managing the work/life balance with 5,000 kids sounds like a challenge. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
170 I forgot that “repellent” is a trigger word. I should've said “unpleasant.” 1.4880 0.05179 166 101 49 16
171 We met last summer in Florida. 1.4877 0.05344 162 100 45 17
172 John tells me you're into camping. 1.4877 0.05691 162 105 35 22
173 You're right, a proboscis is more eco-friendly than a plastic drinking straw. 1.4877 0.05271 162 99 47 16
174 This is the couple I was telling you about. You’re going to absolutely love them. Tom is AB and Cassandra is type O. 1.4876 0.04943 201 127 50 24
175 I traded one bloodsucker for another, but at least this one is honest about it. 1.4872 0.05361 195 130 35 30
176 Thanks again for getting that stubborn cork out of the bottle. 1.4868 0.05361 152 92 46 14
177 Why don't you tell them about your trip to the west nile, dear? 1.4865 0.05148 185 117 46 22
178 I assumed you were making a joke about being in high finance when you said blood sucking parasite. 1.4863 0.05580 183 123 31 29
179 Actually,it’s Moscato. 1.4862 0.05174 181 114 46 21
180 We met through our DNA match. 1.4855 0.05351 173 110 42 21
181 You should have met my first husband, he was a bloodsucking lawyer. 1.4852 0.05574 169 110 36 23
182 No, I haven’t read Kafka. Why do you ask? 1.4848 0.05612 165 107 36 22
183 I think we can all agree that Rob has a point. 1.4845 0.05580 161 103 38 20
184 Mike is originally from the stagnant pond out back. 1.4845 0.05295 161 99 46 16
185 We're really looking forward to seeing you in Minnesota this summer. 1.4842 0.05101 190 121 46 23
186 What drew you to the neighborhood? 1.4841 0.05467 157 98 42 17
187 She’s bleeding me dry, but she’s the best divorce lawyer in town. 1.4841 0.05467 157 98 42 17
188 I'd like you to meet Peter and Susan. They are B positive and O negative . 1.4834 0.05548 151 94 41 16
189 Tell them, dear, how you got involved in the anti-pesticide movement. 1.4833 0.05371 180 117 39 24
190 We met at a picnic. 1.4830 0.05283 176 112 43 21
191 We've made it work through years of therapy and a vat of calamine lotion. 1.4828 0.05006 174 106 52 16
192 When I eventually get sick of him, I'll just smack him with a magazine. 1.4826 0.05311 172 109 43 20
193 Our ancestors worked on the Panama Canal too. 1.4826 0.05437 172 111 39 22
194 I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for a bite. 1.4826 0.05437 172 111 39 22
195 We're so grateful that you're willing to help out with the blood drive! 1.4819 0.05178 166 102 48 16
196 I can honestly say that there is a sucker born every minute. 1.4819 0.04988 193 122 49 22
197 These are my good friends Bill and Laura. They are also lawyers. 1.4817 0.05768 164 109 31 24
198 'Type A, why do you ask?' 1.4815 0.05343 162 101 44 17
199 Unbelievable! She tried to slap you for just showing up?? 1.4813 0.04992 187 117 50 20
200 Tom here works on our viral marketing team. 1.4810 0.05587 158 101 38 19
201 If ypu don’t mind me asking... what’s your stance on immunization? 1.4810 0.05800 158 104 32 22
202 This is my husband, Greg. He works with infectious diseases. 1.4810 0.05441 158 99 42 17
203 George, this is Dan and Liz with the standing water problem I was telling you about. 1.4809 0.04952 183 113 52 18
204 Mike and I met on my African cruise 1.4809 0.05131 183 116 46 21
205 You know my last marriage to a whiny, blood-sucking parasite didn’t end well, so I figured this time, I’d go for the real thing. 1.4808 0.05641 156 100 37 19
206 You both have something in common. Jill here is a phlebotomist. 1.4804 0.05393 179 117 38 24
207 Are we all having the same inebriated illusion or is it my unemployed bloodsucking ex-husband Bob? 1.4804 0.05155 179 113 46 20
208 What I said was, "I have no tolerance for MOJITOS." 1.4803 0.05676 152 97 37 18
209 What are the odds? They're also lawyers. 1.4798 0.05475 173 113 37 23
210 The Millers are bloodsuckers too: leveraged buyouts. 1.4795 0.05333 171 109 42 20
211 What a coincidence - you're a blood-sucking parasite, and Mr. Cohen here, used to be an attorney 1.4793 0.05445 169 109 39 21
212 No, I'm from Southampton, but I have a winter home in West Nile. 1.4788 0.05477 165 106 39 20
213 This is my husband. He can be quite a prick. 1.4788 0.05477 165 106 39 20
214 Small world! Bob and Nancy's foundation works with malaria victims too! 1.4783 0.05716 161 106 33 22
215 'This is Dave, he's with us for the summer.' 1.4778 0.05312 180 117 40 23
216 Babe, tell them about that time with the light bulb. 1.4775 0.04989 178 110 51 17
217 Until that ancestry test I had no idea we were all related. 1.4774 0.05205 155 94 48 13
218 Try not to suck the life out of the party. 1.4773 0.05522 176 117 34 25
219 He prefers ‘hemoglobin connoisseur’ to ‘dirty, stinking bloodsucker’. 1.4770 0.05327 174 112 41 21
220 These are the other pests I was telling you about. 1.4765 0.05484 170 111 37 22
221 And Larry here does something or other at BuzzFeed. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
222 Todd is a lawyer too. 1.4759 0.05452 166 107 39 20
223 I’d like to introduce you to Mia. She’d be glad to check your blood alcohol level before you drive home tonight. 1.4757 0.05259 185 121 40 24
224 Tell them your dengue fever story, dear. 1.4757 0.04972 185 116 50 19
225 There are those who claim to understand Kafka ... and then there’s my friend here, Gregor. 1.4751 0.05347 181 119 38 24
226 Speaking of the West Side, Ed here is from the West Nile. 1.4750 0.05316 160 100 44 16
227 Tomato, tomahto, mosquito, moscato. 1.4746 0.05258 177 114 42 21
228 Or I have a nice O negative if you prefer. 1.4744 0.05491 156 99 40 17
229 It's an O positive, 1984. 1.4740 0.05543 154 98 39 17
230 We ordered a Mojito not a mosquito. 1.4740 0.04839 192 120 53 19
231 That whole Lyme disease thing? Fake news. 1.4734 0.05070 207 138 40 29
232 I was just telling them about the night you first bit me. 1.4734 0.04490 188 111 65 12
233 Yes, I am the host. Why do you ask? 1.4734 0.05443 169 110 38 21
234 Yes, I'd love to go out for a bite. 1.4733 0.05491 150 94 41 15
235 I met him at a Kafka reading. 1.4731 0.05492 167 109 37 21
236 If you want to find the best pools of standing water, Jenna here is the one to ask. 1.4725 0.05030 182 115 48 19
237 What do you mean your job sucks, Steve? 1.4724 0.05387 163 104 41 18
238 Speaking of bloodsucking lawyers, have you met my divorce attorney? 1.4717 0.05630 159 104 35 20
239 Here's to a good buzz. 1.4716 0.05280 176 114 41 21
240 What a coincidence! Bob's also in the business of sucking blood from innocent victims. 1.4716 0.05280 176 114 41 21
241 George, the Harrisons want to apologize for spraying you with DEET yesterday. 1.4716 0.05280 176 114 41 21
242 This is awkward. The Johnsons just bought an Orkin franchise...” 1.4709 0.05243 172 110 43 19
243 Type O. But, why do you ask? 1.4709 0.04836 189 118 53 18
244 That whole “Drain the swamp” thing” never came true, so Bob and I will be moving back to D.C. soon. 1.4702 0.05335 168 108 41 19
245 We met on a camping trip ... 1.4702 0.05216 151 92 47 12
246 He didn't start drinking til the neighbors got a bug zapper. 1.4699 0.05032 166 102 50 14
247 A positive. Why? 1.4695 0.05220 164 103 45 16
248 They've been itching to meet you. 1.4695 0.05075 164 101 49 14
249 Let me guess, you're a lawyer. 1.4689 0.05377 177 117 37 23
250 That proboscis must come in handy, now that they've outlawed plastic straws. 1.4684 0.05043 190 123 45 22
251 These are my ex-husband and his new wife. They are also blood-suckers. 1.4682 0.05593 173 117 31 25
252 Well, we are going to have just agree to disagree on the scourge of Citronella. 1.4678 0.05520 171 114 34 23
253 He says he believes he met you at a barbeque last summer. 1.4675 0.05617 154 100 36 18
254 And this is Tom and Jane. They are both Type O. 1.4675 0.05306 154 96 44 14
255 A life span of 10 days? And I would have sworn we met at the Hamptons last summer. 1.4674 0.04618 184 111 60 13
256 Oh, Martin. Stop being such a pest! 1.4671 0.05221 167 106 44 17
257 Actually, the first time we met was when I spotted him in the corner of my shower, wasn't it honey? 1.4667 0.04671 195 121 57 17
258 You just have to suck it up, am I right? 1.4667 0.05125 165 103 47 15
259 They think they met you last summer in Maine. 1.4658 0.05362 161 103 41 17
260 Harold, Lisa, meet Brad, our new temp employee. Such a shame he’ll be with us only 76 hours. 1.4658 0.05764 146 95 34 17
261 My apologies, but our invitation actually said we were having a big MESQUITE barbecue party. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
262 Actually, we met at the Blood Drive. 1.4654 0.05628 159 105 34 20
263 Well now, THAT'S a stinger! 1.4654 0.05836 159 108 28 23
264 Yes, most people guess lawyer, but I'm actually a phlebotomist. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
265 It's a 2017 AB-Negative. Quite rare, actually. 1.4652 0.05213 187 124 39 24
266 We met at a flea market in Chernobyl. 1.4651 0.05110 172 109 46 17
267 We met on the web. 1.4649 0.04909 185 117 50 18
268 I asked for a Mojito, not a mosquito. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
269 But we're ALL lawyers, you fit right in. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
270 This is my husband. He’s a bit of a pest. 1.4647 0.05085 170 107 47 16
271 Buzz works in infectious diseases. 1.4643 0.05333 168 109 40 19
272 Oh, he's harmless - only the females bite. 1.4641 0.04987 181 115 48 18
273 And Dan is a divorce lawyer, so really you’re both giant, blood-sucking parasites! 1.4641 0.05168 181 118 42 21
274 We actually met at the company picnic last year. 1.4639 0.05101 166 104 47 15
275 We hear that the buzz about your West Nile trip just went viral. 1.4635 0.05215 192 129 37 26
276 A phlebotomist! How interesting! 1.4629 0.05237 175 114 41 20
277 Is somebody wearing DEET? 1.4624 0.05021 173 109 48 16
278 And after drinks, we'll have a little bite. 1.4624 0.05153 173 111 44 18
279 Now, I think we can agree to disagree on draining the swamp. 1.4624 0.05177 186 123 40 23
280 Larry here loves a warm, full-bodied red. 1.4615 0.05504 169 113 34 22
281 Robert, tell the Johnsons about your recent trip to Chernobyl. 1.4611 0.05488 167 111 35 21
282 What a small world, the Joneses are also from Florida. 1.4610 0.05651 141 90 37 14
283 ... and I thought “Why not?” and swiped right. So meet Lawrence. 1.4607 0.04965 191 124 46 21
284 Phil, I’d like you to meet the rest of the swat team. 1.4599 0.04985 187 121 46 20
285 And she has hundreds of sons about the same age as your daughter. 1.4596 0.04984 161 99 50 12
286 No, I distinctly remember ordering a grasshopper! 1.4596 0.05572 161 107 34 20
287 And so I said, 'that's not a parasite, that's my husband!' 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
288 ...and this is my parasite of an ex-husband who just decided to show up uninvited, as usual. 1.4593 0.05367 172 114 37 21
289 And this is Kevin. He sucks. 1.4592 0.05081 196 131 40 25
290 No, we were talking about Melania, not malaria. 1.4591 0.05554 159 105 35 19
291 Wow, the three of you really do have something in common...Marci's a phlebotomist and Dave's an attorney.... 1.4588 0.05150 170 109 44 17
292 Your stories about traveling abroad are infectious. 1.4588 0.04944 170 106 50 14
293 Cheryl, I'd like you to meet the new donors. 1.4588 0.05013 170 107 48 15
294 Joe here was just telling me about his work with the Gates Foundation's malaria project. 1.4583 0.05397 168 111 37 20
295 The Connors are going camping next week, I thought you should meet first. 1.4583 0.05651 144 93 36 15
296 So I said, “Bartender, I need a giant mojito!” 1.4581 0.05586 155 102 35 18
297 Roger and Linda here work in debugging software. No offense.” 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
298 Once you get to know him, he's not such a pest. 1.4576 0.04937 177 112 49 16
299 I heard you were back in town for the summer. 1.4574 0.04849 188 120 50 18
300 So I hear you come from the West Nile 1.4570 0.05119 186 123 41 22
301 Have you met our hosts? 1.4570 0.05286 186 126 35 25
302 Meet my husband. He is a lawyer, too. 1.4563 0.05667 160 108 31 21
303 O-positive. Why do you ask? 1.4561 0.05194 171 111 42 18
304 And if it doesn’t work out, he’ll be dead in three weeks anyway. 1.4561 0.04851 171 106 52 13
305 These two are bloodsucking lawyers, so you'll get along just fine. 1.4560 0.05084 182 119 43 20
306 Oh my gosh, small world! I swatted your cousin! 1.4558 0.05480 147 94 39 14
307 We met in Florida. 1.4557 0.05432 158 103 38 17
308 Oh yeah? And what makes you such an expert on Kafka? 1.4556 0.05437 169 113 35 21
309 I meant bloodsucking liberal as a term of endearment 1.4551 0.05615 167 114 30 23
310 I'm so sorry. I don't know why I slapped you. 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
311 Have you met the Orkins? 1.4545 0.05572 176 122 28 26
312 We met at camp. 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
313 Let me introduce Bob and Shelly. He's an O-positive, but she's one of those rare AB-negatives. 1.4545 0.05400 165 109 37 19
314 Meet tonight's protagonist, he got in through a hole in the screening process. 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
315 I'm so pleased that Fox News gave you the evening off 1.4545 0.06048 154 108 22 24
316 Tell us about the West Nile. 1.4540 0.05062 174 112 45 17
317 That's so interesting! Mark here was also just in Africa. 1.4540 0.04792 174 108 53 13
318 And this is my cousin Malaria. 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
319 How much do we have to drink for this to feel normal? 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
320 And this is our new neighbor,Ted. He just moved here from the West Nile. 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
321 May I present your hosts? 1.4536 0.05121 183 121 41 21
322 How terribly dreadful...only seven days? 1.4535 0.05236 172 113 40 19
323 So, Frank tells me you studied hematology? 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
324 So now you've tried the blood sample, can you guess which one of us it is? 1.4524 0.05260 168 110 40 18
325 Of course, we'll be using a surrogate. 1.4521 0.05019 188 124 43 21
326 ...and he's a brilliant fundraiser. He could get blood from a stone! 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
327 These are the Wagners. They will be your dinner tonight. 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
328 I'll just let you anti-vaxers get to know eachother! 1.4509 0.05586 173 120 28 25
329 I met him at the IRS office 1.4506 0.05330 162 106 39 17
330 We met on an Amazon cruise. 1.4506 0.05110 162 103 45 14
331 I'm afraid Bob here is a bit of a snob when it comes to reds. 1.4503 0.05191 171 112 41 18
332 Actually, we met on the net. 1.4503 0.05191 171 112 41 18
333 He's more exotic and certainly more social than my first husband. 1.4500 0.05242 180 121 37 22
334 We first met at our daughter's outdoor wedding last summer. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
335 The Zika virus? Really, that was you?! 1.4500 0.04874 180 115 49 16
336 He visited our campsite in Maine. We adopted him. 1.4497 0.05254 149 94 43 12
337 Tim, meet Harry and Julia— they’ll be your hosts next week. 1.4494 0.05103 178 117 42 19
338 He’s great company as long as he doesn’t get too attached 1.4494 0.04848 178 113 50 15
339 Yes, John, we all know how strongly you feel about pesticides. 1.4494 0.05103 178 117 42 19
340 Why as a matter of fact, I do know Jeff Goldblum 1.4492 0.05206 187 127 36 24
341 So do you all have malaria? Or is that just a stereotype? 1.4492 0.04980 187 123 44 20
342 Oh that?, it's just some bug going around. 1.4491 0.05143 167 108 43 16
343 "Skeeter was telling me about his party trick, determining your blood type for free." 1.4489 0.04886 176 112 49 15
344 I think we can all agree with the PC crowd that “pesticide” is a pretty insensitive term and that “insecticide” is preferable. 1.4486 0.04780 185 118 51 16
345 He does have a point. 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
346 We actually ordered a giant Moscato. 1.4479 0.05583 163 111 31 21
347 You might be interested to know that the Jones' are both universal donors. 1.4475 0.05100 181 120 41 20
348 Meet the new head of our malaria lab. 1.4475 0.05160 181 121 39 21
349 So, Professor. What other effects of global warming have you studied? 1.4475 0.04594 181 112 57 12
350 You got through screening. 1.4471 0.05144 170 111 42 17
351 You'll love this one - What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
352 Congrats! We heard you went viral. 1.4459 0.05775 148 100 30 18
353 We didn't meet on the Net. We met in the net. 1.4444 0.04361 207 130 62 15
354 Why must you always B-Negative? 1.4438 0.05162 178 119 39 20
355 We just found out we're related by blood. 1.4438 0.04844 178 114 49 15
356 Is there a reason you all are wearing long sleeves on this hot day? 1.4438 0.05232 169 112 39 18
357 You look like you’re about to get smashed. 1.4438 0.05430 169 115 33 21
358 We met that summer I spent in Minnesota. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
359 The Smiths here say they’re related to you by blood. 1.4427 0.04937 192 128 43 21
360 He’s less a global warming denier and more of a global warming advocate. 1.4425 0.04989 174 113 45 16
361 We discovered a taste for each other last summer. 1.4425 0.05055 174 114 43 17
362 And this is my divorce lawyer... 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
363 "Well, look on the bright side. At least they didn't drain the swamp." 1.4423 0.05243 156 101 41 14
364 I brought him so people wouldn't bring up the elephant in the room. 1.4420 0.05999 138 94 27 17
365 Frank and Rachel are lobbyists, so you all have a lot in common. 1.4419 0.05545 172 120 28 24
366 Cheer up, there's never been a better time to be a blood sucking parasite. 1.4419 0.05483 172 119 30 23
367 She's just here for the season. 1.4419 0.05030 172 112 44 16
368 I just assumed you'd want something red. 1.4409 0.04877 186 122 46 18
369 I'd say he's more of a gadfly 1.4405 0.05253 168 112 38 18
370 I'm sorry -- I just assumed you would want red. 1.4400 0.05161 175 117 39 19
371 I’m really sorry about the patio, I distinctly told George not to spray. 1.4400 0.04683 200 131 50 19
372 Why yes, he is the host. 1.4398 0.05329 191 135 28 28
373 Oh calm down, Murray, he calls all attorneys blood suckers. 1.4398 0.05064 191 130 38 23
374 Mojito! I asked for a mojito! 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
375 She just flew in from South America for that Zika conference. 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
376 Drain the swamp? Who’s kidding whom? 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
377 So how are the larvae? 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
378 This is my husband and the children are buzzing around here somewhere. 1.4395 0.05295 157 103 39 15
379 We both like the outdoors, and we both HATE spiders. 1.4393 0.04802 173 110 50 13
380 Speaking of trips, tell them all about your love for the West Nile. 1.4393 0.05332 173 118 34 21
381 My last boyfriend was a lawyer too! 1.4390 0.05415 164 111 34 19
382 He was looking for a mate before he dies tomorrow, and I was looking for some quick rebound sex. 1.4390 0.05131 164 107 42 15
383 Well, actually, Ted and I met at an entomology seminar at Yale. 1.4390 0.05346 164 110 36 18
384 Peter, Linda, I'd like you to meet our most annoying guest. 1.4386 0.05117 171 113 41 17
385 He was appointed as acting Secretary of the Interior to drain the swamp. 1.4386 0.05442 171 118 31 22
386 These are the O'Negatives. I heard the were just your type." 1.4385 0.05088 187 127 38 22
387 Have you guys met my Lawyer? 1.4382 0.05280 178 122 34 22
388 Would you rather have a Stinger? 1.4382 0.05096 178 119 40 19
389 Bill and Erika also summer in Montauk! 1.4379 0.05149 153 98 43 12
390 Skeeter..That's your last one..You're flying home tonight'' 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
391 And this is Janet... We met on a cruise up the Amazon last year! 1.4378 0.04773 185 120 49 16
392 So Dan, I hear you were a bloodsucking pest before you even joined us here at the I.R.S. 1.4375 0.05515 160 109 32 19
393 Why, yes, we all work at the blood bank. Are you also in the industry? 1.4375 0.04879 176 114 47 15
394 'Oliver was just telling me about his 30 000 lovely children.' 1.4372 0.04746 183 118 50 15
395 He had me at "you're my type". 1.4371 0.05110 151 96 44 11
396 Have you met Joyce? She's malarious. 1.4371 0.05280 151 98 40 13
397 Frank was just explaining how he eradicated an entire African village with yellow fever. 1.4365 0.04971 181 120 43 18
398 I mean,once you start with genetic modifications,it's so hard to know where to stop. Am I right,Edward? 1.4364 0.05179 165 109 40 16
399 Thank god for Stu. My last boyfriend was a leach. 1.4360 0.05354 172 118 33 21
400 Larry and I used to date, but I just wasn't his blood type. 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
401 He's a rescue. 1.4356 0.05367 163 110 35 18
402 Preston's organized our community blood drive. 1.4356 0.05077 163 106 43 14
403 Randy, dear. Have you met the Citronellas yet? 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
404 He's attracted to Type A people. 1.4353 0.04999 170 111 44 15
405 And Mos, you remember the Campbell's? The B - / AB + couple? 1.4352 0.04858 193 129 44 20
406 And what law firm do you work for? 1.4350 0.04988 177 117 43 17
407 Dear thing, if your lifespan ends in two hours we can certainly bring out the appetizers now. 1.4348 0.04967 161 103 46 12
408 That's so funny, the Johnsons just got back from the West Nile. 1.4348 0.05205 184 127 34 23
409 Jeffrey says that it was my skin that first attracted him, wasn't it darling? 1.4348 0.04911 184 122 44 18
410 Let me introduce you to our bartender. In addition to serving drinks, he'll be monitoring everyone's blood alcohol level. 1.4348 0.05627 161 112 28 21
411 I finally said to myself: Don't I deserve someone like Bill here who would appreciate every square inch of me? 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
412 He was so attracted to me 1.4345 0.05040 168 110 43 15
413 Can I get you someone else to drink? 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
414 We met on my trip to the West Nile and have been together since. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
415 Why are you three dressed as humans? 1.4341 0.05011 182 122 41 19
416 I'd like you to meet your host. 1.4340 0.05166 159 104 41 14
417 Where do we summer? Why do you ask? 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
418 So, you detect notes of blood group O, Rh positive. 1.4337 0.05294 166 112 36 18
419 If only he sucked fat. 1.4335 0.04936 173 113 45 15
420 No, no. I asked for a moJito! 1.4335 0.05265 173 118 35 20
421 I said mojito, not mosquito! 1.4333 0.05051 180 121 40 19
422 Now that metamorphosis is complete, he is allowed to drink. 1.4332 0.04793 187 123 47 17
423 Ha-ha, I get it, not into small talk- 26 hour lifespan and all. 1.4331 0.04805 157 98 50 9
424 Is there a particular vintage you prefer? Perhaps a nice Millennial? 1.4327 0.05438 171 119 30 22
425 And Fred is a phlebotomist. You two should talk. 1.4327 0.05045 171 113 42 16
426 Meet the cause of my seven-year itch. 1.4324 0.04890 185 123 44 18
427 I’d like you to meet my comfort mosquito 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
428 Oh, I'm a sucker for a Bloody Mary, too. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
429 Seriously. Bite me. 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
430 He says I'm exactly his type. O positive. 1.4310 0.04706 174 111 51 12
431 Lovely name, Anopheles. Is is Greek? 1.4309 0.04653 188 122 51 15
432 I'd like you both to meet Ted. He's also a bloodsucking lawyer. 1.4306 0.06206 144 104 18 22
433 I hope you like it. It’s a rare 2017 AB negative. 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
434 And then I just slapped him. Needless to say, that was the end of our relationship. 1.4302 0.04953 172 113 44 15
435 I usually like a red with more body. 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
436 I don't care if you are picking up subtle notes of Deet, just drink the damn wine. 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
437 Nobody ever "invites" me to a party. They just assume I'll show up. 1.4302 0.04815 179 117 47 15
438 Some of my best friends are parasitic blood-suckers. 1.4301 0.05215 186 130 32 24
439 The Franklins have been itching to meet you. 1.4301 0.04561 186 119 54 13
440 This is Bernie. He is from the Upper West Nile. 1.4301 0.04929 186 125 42 19
441 I hope you're not flying tonight. 1.4295 0.05734 149 103 28 18
442 And here's Bob from Goldman Sachs. 1.4294 0.05433 163 112 32 19
443 ...and, as the new Director, you're uniquely qualified to bring some new blood into the CDC. 1.4294 0.05063 170 113 41 16
444 Honey, these are the wasps I’ve been telling you all about 1.4294 0.05132 170 114 39 17
445 He doesn't bark or shed, but he really scares the hell out of the mail man. 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
446 O negative 2003? Excellent choice! 1.4294 0.04919 177 117 44 16
447 So then I said, 'bite me,' ... Oh, wait. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
448 Personally I can’t stand B+ - give me a nice glass of O- on a muggy summer night and I’m set. 1.4286 0.05266 161 108 37 16
449 George and I met at the malaria conference, what about you two? 1.4286 0.04870 189 127 43 19
450 We met under the porch light. 1.4286 0.04892 175 115 45 15
451 Fred works undercover for the EPA. 1.4286 0.04634 189 123 51 15
452 No more dear, your’re buzzed! 1.4286 0.04819 168 108 48 12
453 Sorry, I just assumed you’d want the red. 1.4286 0.05024 175 117 41 17
454 Buzz, here, is an admitted social parasite. 1.4286 0.05153 175 119 37 19
455 How long have you been a lawyer? 1.4286 0.05378 168 116 32 20
456 I'm doing better than ever, It wouldn't be the same in D.C. if he actually drained the swamp 1.4277 0.05261 173 119 34 20
457 Don’t be ridiculous, Sidney. Of course the Petersons don’t smell like DEET. 1.4277 0.05388 159 108 34 17
458 Bert has always been quite the Kafka fan. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
459 You have a lot in common—the Johnsons are both lawyers. 1.4271 0.05142 192 135 32 25
460 No, I ordered a MOJITO! 1.4270 0.04961 178 119 42 17
461 I asked for a Large Mojito, not a Large Mosquito! 1.4270 0.05150 178 122 36 20
462 Well at least you’re not a lawyer! 1.4268 0.05122 164 109 40 15
463 So the Witch Doctor got angry. What happened next? 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
464 These parties always suck the life out of me 1.4263 0.04907 190 129 41 20
465 May I offer you a bite? 1.4262 0.04801 183 121 46 16
466 No, I am NOT your type! 1.4262 0.04985 183 124 40 19
467 Can I get you more stagnant water?" 1.4260 0.04797 169 109 48 12
468 Yes, everyone thinks when I talk about 'my husband the bloodsucker' I'm speaking metaphorically, but as you can see... 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
469 None of the repellents were working, he kept on hanging around and the rest is history." 1.4259 0.05525 162 113 29 20
470 I thought I ordered a grasshopper. 1.4259 0.05091 162 107 41 14
471 Well, I was tired of always having an elephant in the room... 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
472 Would you prefer a Scotch with standing water? 1.4257 0.04744 202 137 44 21
473 So I said, "Mosquito, Moscato. Tomato, tomatoe". 1.4254 0.04963 181 122 41 18
474 Moss, you remember Bill? You bit him at our Fourth of July barbecue last summer. 1.4253 0.04771 174 113 48 13
475 It's called a grasshopper. I bet you'd like it. 1.4253 0.05172 174 119 36 19
476 I think Harold here has some thoughts on the benefits of climate change. 1.4252 0.04249 214 138 61 15
477 Anna, this is Bill and Mel. They’ll be your hosts for this evening. 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
478 Dr. Zika has come to speak about West Nile virus 1.4251 0.05332 167 115 33 19
479 I believe you both have some Irish blood in you. 1.4250 0.05360 160 109 34 17
480 You sure you're okay to fly? You seem buzzed. 1.4247 0.04682 186 122 49 15
481 Having your own reusable straw is so "in". 1.4247 0.05035 146 93 44 9
482 And then I said, "Swatter? I barely knew her!" 1.4247 0.05484 146 98 34 14
483 It's a 1993 O positive 1.4246 0.05065 179 122 38 19
484 And Bob here is literally a blood sucking lawyer. 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
485 We met last summer in Alaska. 1.4242 0.05097 165 110 40 15
486 They remember you from their Peace Corps days 1.4239 0.04654 184 120 50 14
487 Gary's head of Infectious Diseases at the CDC, aren't you Gar? 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
488 Thanks, but I'll just stick with the O Positive. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
489 He just kind of got under my skin. 1.4233 0.04915 163 106 45 12
490 You look like you're ready for a bite. 1.4233 0.04915 163 106 45 12
491 And this is my husband, Herb. He's a lobbyist. 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
492 John’s taken his love of Kafka too far this time. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
493 We met a blood bank. I was giving, he was taking. 1.4233 0.04678 163 103 51 9
494 You know Jeff Goldblum, don't you? 1.4231 0.04941 182 123 41 18
495 We were just talking about how big the mosquitoes were in the Hamptons this year. 1.4231 0.04753 182 120 47 15
496 How long have you worked at the IRS? 1.4231 0.04879 182 122 43 17
497 I Don’t know about you guys but I already feel a buzz! 1.4229 0.04887 175 116 44 15
498 They’re just wondering who left the screen open. 1.4226 0.04663 168 107 51 10
499 Pay no attention to Herb. One glass of wine and he bugs everybody. 1.4225 0.05019 187 129 37 21
500 I'm partial to full-bodied reds. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
501 What a coincidence. Anopheles was my maiden name. 1.4224 0.05034 161 106 42 13
502 Whereas Jeremy prefers a full-bodied red... 1.4218 0.05623 147 101 30 16
503 Oh, it’s AB-negative. Hard to find. I’m glad you like it. 1.4216 0.04941 185 126 40 19
504 I’m all out of B positive but this is a very rare AB negative , enjoy! 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
505 It’s actually my favorite, an O-negative from 2012 1.4211 0.05236 171 118 34 19
506 Personally, I think Kafka ment it as metaphor, but I can see where you're coming from. 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
507 We met on safari. 1.4208 0.04733 183 121 47 15
508 So you keep your blood alcohol level in check by drinking blood and alcohol at the same time! Genius! 1.4205 0.04864 195 134 40 21
509 Frankly, I don’t think anyone should be defined by the number of their legs. 1.4205 0.04585 195 129 50 16
510 Unfortunately, his friendship is only skin deep. 1.4205 0.04729 176 115 48 13
511 And that's when he said, 'malaria? I hardly know her!' 1.4201 0.04791 169 110 47 12
512 Don’t be alarmed. Only females need blood. Males prefer a nice Cab. 1.4200 0.04559 200 133 50 17
513 Well, he was a little prick when he was younger, but we've all evolved… 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
514 He likes his a little more full bodied. 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
515 No. He's from the EAST Nile. 1.4195 0.04835 174 115 45 14
516 And of course you know Bob and Betty from last summer in the Hamptons. 1.4194 0.05405 155 106 33 16
517 Don’t mind Martin. He gets a little annoying when he’s buzzed. 1.4187 0.04894 160 104 45 11
518 And there's a whole magnum of A negative where that came from. 1.4186 0.05079 172 117 38 17
519 And our little bloodsucker here passed the bar on his first attempt! 1.4184 0.04680 196 132 46 18
520 Is that the moscato? 1.4183 0.05296 153 103 36 14
521 I think it would be better if you were just a fly on the wall in these conversations, Trevor. 1.4182 0.04869 165 108 45 12
522 And Marty here is an expert in infectious disease... 1.4182 0.04792 165 107 47 11
523 And how long have you worked for the IRS? 1.4181 0.04909 177 119 42 16
524 Oh, I'm sorry, would you like a straw? 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
525 So, I said: That's malarious! 1.4176 0.04936 182 124 40 18
526 This is Bob. We met on that "Drain the Swamp" dating site. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
527 Tell me, is arthropod politically incorrect these days? 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
528 I prefer the March 2019 AB Negative. It's a full bodied red, difficult to find but travels well. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
529 I would like for you to meet the Smiths. They are the homo sapiens I told you about. 1.4167 0.04978 156 102 43 11
530 Sorry we ran out of Type O. Is Type A okay? 1.4167 0.04809 156 100 47 9
531 Before you, our landlord was the biggest bloodsucker we knew. 1.4163 0.04718 209 145 41 23
532 Can you stay for a quick bite? 1.4162 0.04878 197 137 38 22
533 So tell us how you know our host... 1.4162 0.04692 185 123 47 15
534 We met at a Republican fund-raiser. 1.4161 0.05542 161 114 27 20
535 Francine here is a phlebotomist. 1.4161 0.04950 161 106 43 12
536 Darling, you've met our new neighbors, the Youngbloods? 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
537 What? No. I ordered a grasshopper. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
538 So, you and Karen met at summer camp? 1.4157 0.04620 178 116 50 12
539 Gregor's had something of a metamorphosis since you last saw him. 1.4157 0.05209 166 114 35 17
540 I guess I really do have a type; my first husband was a phlebotomist." 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
541 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinfandel? 1.4154 0.04860 195 135 39 21
542 You see? I did not even know I had standing water on the patio. 1.4153 0.04853 183 124 42 17
543 ...and which law firm are you with? 1.4152 0.05230 171 119 33 19
544 When he drinks he tends to make a pest of himself!" 1.4152 0.05029 171 116 39 16
545 A lawyer huh? What kind? 1.4152 0.05230 171 119 33 19
546 We met at my ant's picnic. 1.4149 0.04936 188 130 38 20
547 If you need a refill, they're both Type O. 1.4148 0.04991 176 120 39 17
548 That's the second time you took my olive. 1.4148 0.05056 176 121 37 18
549 I hate to bug you, but my friends are itching to meet you. 1.4146 0.05395 164 115 30 19
550 Stan and Irene, meet our infestment counselor. 1.4144 0.04953 181 124 39 18
551 Skeeter is doing very advanced work in hematology at New York Presbyterian. 1.4142 0.05001 169 114 40 15
552 I understand you summer in the Hamptons. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
553 Mr Kafka is a writer 1.4142 0.05208 169 117 34 18
554 Stop, you’re sucking the life out of this party. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
555 I just assumed you'd prefer red ... 1.4142 0.05208 169 117 34 18
556 What kind of law do you practice? 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
557 Darling, the Abrams are both type O! 1.4140 0.05350 157 108 33 16
558 No, dear, that’s just a clever name. It’s basically just vodka and tomato juice with a dash of Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco. 1.4140 0.04953 157 103 43 11
559 I hope you like it. It's Saratoga Springs, 2014, Type AB negative. 1.4138 0.04965 174 118 40 16
560 It was positively Kafkaesque. George woke up one morning to find himself transformed into a heavy drinker . 1.4136 0.05301 162 112 33 17
561 We were out of A positive, so I hope O negative is okay. 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
562 You could say that he's a relative by blood. 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
563 We also worked for BuzzFeed. 1.4133 0.04619 196 132 47 17
564 We met on vacation. 1.4130 0.04832 184 125 42 17
565 I’m so glad you could join us, we haven’t seen you since our backyard party last fall. 1.4125 0.04967 160 106 42 12
566 Did you say you’re from the west Nile region? 1.4124 0.05032 177 122 37 18
567 We found him in the rainforest but he is surprisingly urbane. 1.4124 0.04293 194 125 58 11
568 You say mosquito, I say Moscato 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
569 We finally got to open that 1987 AB Positive. 1.4121 0.05157 165 113 36 16
570 Happily he is from the East Nile 1.4118 0.05047 170 116 38 16
571 Sorry. I guess I just figured you wouldn't need a stirrer. 1.4114 0.04808 175 117 44 14
572 My soul-sucking parents, meet my bloodsucking boyfriend. 1.4112 0.04978 197 140 33 24
573 ‘“And this is our newest addition to the Entomology Department, Professor Manny. Assuming the weather holds, we hope to keep him all semester.” 1.4111 0.04511 180 117 52 11
574 He sucks as a date, but the great thing is _he only has a 10-day lifespan. 1.4111 0.04580 180 118 50 12
575 That's a 1978 AB positive with notes of sweat and tears. 1.4111 0.05154 180 127 32 21
576 Jack's a different person when he drinks. 1.4111 0.04907 180 123 40 17
577 So, what keeps you up at night? 1.4108 0.04991 185 129 36 20
578 The house red is A-positive. Do you like it? 1.4108 0.04931 185 128 38 19
579 So… I had no idea that there was this whole other side to malaria. 1.4108 0.04560 185 122 50 13
580 Can I get you a Bloody Mary, or do you want another stinger? 1.4107 0.05159 168 116 35 17
581 The Hendersons are also lawyers. 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
582 ...and where do you summer? 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
583 Jeff engaged in smalltalk, all the while inching his hand towards his fly swatter. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
584 This is Stanley, he's Type O. And this is Janine, she's AB. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about. 1.4101 0.04749 178 119 45 14
585 He's quite the connoisseur of reds, he prefers sweet, full-bodied North American types 1.4101 0.04946 178 122 39 17
586 Sorry, I forgot... You said you were from East or West Nile? 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
587 Cognac and crème de menthe. It's called a stinger. No offense. 1.4099 0.05098 161 109 38 14
588 We met at Martha’s Vineyard last summer 1.4096 0.04839 166 110 44 12
589 Be careful what you say. I think this room might be bugged. 1.4096 0.04571 188 125 49 14
590 We met at the company blood drive. 1.4094 0.04813 171 114 44 13
591 Go on, try imaging what he looked like before he went paleo. 1.4094 0.05158 171 119 34 18
592 We actually met at the flea-market 1.4093 0.04836 193 134 39 20
593 You're going to love Henry and Siobhan - they're blood donors! 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
594 Blood sucking parasite? No ma'am, I'm a lawyer. 1.4091 0.05342 154 106 33 15
595 Great, Tina’s back to suck the life out of the room again. 1.4088 0.04885 181 124 40 17
596 James handled my divorce, he's very good at what he does. 1.4085 0.05176 164 113 35 16
597 Tell them the results of your DNA test. 1.4083 0.05065 169 116 37 16
598 and Ancestry.com traced Howard's lineage to ancient Egypt, just west of the Nile. 1.4083 0.05202 169 118 33 18
599 What do you mean, we're the endangered species? 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
600 This wine has legs, and a nice buzz! 1.4080 0.04892 174 118 41 15
601 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.4079 0.05550 152 107 28 17
602 Not to worry. I only drink full-bodied reds. 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
603 I'd like to introduce the Franklins. They are O positive. 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
604 You must be Bill's ex-wife. We've heard a lot about you. 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
605 I was just telling Gwen and Drew you'd appreciate their exquisite taste. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
606 I'd like you to meet my friends, O and AB-negative. 1.4074 0.04363 189 123 55 11
607 He's staying with us while the Johnson's house is bug bombed. 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
608 Nobody at the party was pleased with Karen's new boyfriend; he sucked even more than the last one. 1.4072 0.05107 167 115 36 16
609 So, how did you become involved in investment banking? 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
610 Fred has a funny story about his Amazon rafting trip, don't you, Fred? 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
611 How funny! Roger here is a kind of phlebotomist, too. 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
612 Why are you so interested in our blood alcohol levels? 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
613 You're a phlebotomist? Me too! 1.4068 0.05090 177 124 34 19
614 Be careful what you say, the room may be bugged. 1.4066 0.05107 182 129 32 21
615 No, silly, there aren't any blue-bloods here. 1.4062 0.04799 160 105 45 10
616 Frank recently began work with the Red Cross. 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
617 We're celebrating Juniors winning first place in his high school science contest. 1.4062 0.05487 160 114 27 19
618 I told you that you would meet some fellow blood suckers. John and Emma are both attorneys. 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
619 We met him last Summer in Maine. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
620 Would I be presumptuous in assuming you prefer a wine with a well defined nose and plenty of legs? 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
621 Why, yes! I AM a Type A person! How did you know? 1.4056 0.04837 180 123 41 16
622 Gregory here is rewriting Kafka’s Metamorphosis. 1.4054 0.04805 185 127 41 17
623 We met online! I was looking for a straight male, never married, financially solvent, conservative values, good dancer, and no tattoos, and I got matched with Milo here 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
624 So he was just telling me how it's only the females that drink blood. The males mostly drink Zinfandel... 1.4051 0.05390 158 111 30 17
625 Spraying just wasn't working, so I thought I would try a cheap merlot. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
626 Oh, he’s having the house speciality, a Stinger with a twist of Lyme. 1.4048 0.05356 168 120 28 20
627 Let me assure you, we've never used Roundup. 1.4048 0.05152 168 117 34 17
628 I’d like you to meet my divorce lawyer. 1.4048 0.04794 168 112 44 12
629 How did you become a phlebotomist? 1.4046 0.05109 173 121 34 18
630 How do you like the red? Enough body? 1.4045 0.05067 178 125 34 19
631 The O-negative is quite nice. Is it local? 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
632 I was just telling them about your trip to Chernobyl last year. 1.4044 0.05753 136 95 27 14
633 Why, yes, he is a lawyer. How did you know? 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
634 Of course its pesticide free! 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
635 Who ordered the stinger 1.4041 0.04941 193 137 34 22
636 I know, I know, but climate change brings us together 1.4041 0.05104 146 97 39 10
637 Bernard was just telling me about the Kafka-esque week he's been having. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
638 Don't worry. One drink and she'll be gone. 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
639 Well if you don't want wine, how about the Andersons? 1.4036 0.05126 166 115 35 16
640 Now don't get him started on climate change. 1.4036 0.04679 166 109 47 10
641 Don’t be silly. He didn’t try to swat you. 1.4036 0.05054 166 114 37 15
642 And this is our delegate from West Nile. 1.4035 0.04806 171 115 43 13
643 He's in PR. It's his job to generate some buzz. 1.4035 0.05152 171 120 33 18
644 Lyme, triple-sec, and tequila. 1.4035 0.04878 171 116 41 14
645 It's fine. We're all here to get a buzz on. 1.4035 0.04511 171 111 51 9
646 20 thousand children! My, how do you feed them all? 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
647 His sting operation stories become more fascinating after he’s had a few. 1.4034 0.04642 176 117 47 12
648 And Judy is living proof that you don’t need social media to go viral. 1.4033 0.04879 181 125 39 17
649 I’m sorry – did you say your name was Melania or Maleria? 1.4030 0.04741 201 141 39 21
650 This is Jim. He makes the best Bloody Mary. 1.4026 0.05718 154 112 22 20
651 I enjoy the lush tannins of a classic B-negative. 1.4025 0.05436 159 113 28 18
652 'Of course, Sting needs no introduction.' 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
653 No, I said 'millennial' not 'malarial', but you're welcome to join our convo. 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
654 'Actually, I ordered a mojito' 1.4024 0.05520 164 119 24 21
655 What’s the name of that place you love? Standing water? 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
656 I hear you guys are going to be neighbors this summer. 1.4022 0.04377 179 116 54 9
657 It's really amazing that Harold and I met, there I was at the bar having a drink after work and he just flew in out of nowhere. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
658 I want you to meet the giant bloodsucker from work I was telling you about... 1.4021 0.04698 194 134 42 18
659 Now this is fascinating. Tell Bill and Jane about your recent 23andMe results. 1.4020 0.04557 199 136 46 17
660 No, I've never had malaria, why do you ask? 1.4012 0.05029 167 115 37 15
661 So... how do you know the host? 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
662 You simply must visit the West Nile! 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
663 Mark started with south beach then Atkins and is now entirely keto. 1.4000 0.04514 205 141 46 18
664 Sucks being you, huh? 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
665 . . . And Bill is a phlebotomist who just got back from a month on the Nile. 1.4000 0.05034 170 118 36 16
666 He's leading the anti-vax movement. 1.4000 0.05335 160 113 30 17
667 Stop pestering them about their blood types 1.4000 0.04863 175 120 40 15
668 O negative, the universal donor. Why? 1.4000 0.04634 180 121 46 13
669 Tell them about the time you bit Jose Canseco. 1.4000 0.05034 170 118 36 16
670 Yes, for some reason I've always been the one mosquitoes find irresistible. 1.4000 0.04958 180 126 36 18
671 Ill bet you're going to miss plastic straws 1.4000 0.05126 175 124 32 19
672 And this is . . . I'm sorry, what law firm did you say you're with? 1.4000 0.05303 170 122 28 20
673 Sorry I don't date mosquitos -- once bitten twice shy. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
674 I was just telling them how important it is to get vaccinated. 1.4000 0.04795 175 119 42 14
675 What are the chances? Another lefty! 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
676 So I just flew in from the West er... East Nile. 1.3989 0.04368 188 124 53 11
677 Honey, tell them the story of how your ancestors invented the first Bloody Mary. 1.3989 0.05123 178 127 31 20
678 That’s a wonderful red. Whose is it?” 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
679 Remarkable nose you have. For wine, I mean. 1.3989 0.04803 178 122 41 15
680 It's a New Jersey, 1998, type AB 1.3988 0.04969 173 120 37 16
681 What's the difference between me and a lawyer? I'm not a bloodsucking parasite...oh, um. Way to read the room Linda 1.3988 0.05168 173 123 31 19
682 Jim tells me you really fit in at the IRS. 1.3988 0.04933 168 115 39 14
683 It’s a funny story actually...we met at the lab. 1.3987 0.05023 153 103 39 11
684 This is Lionel, he’s just popped in as his apartment is being fumigated 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
685 What a coincidence Gregory. We were just discussing Kafka. 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
686 I'm thrilled you came...we thought you were extinct. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
687 Skeeter has the best nose in the wine rating business. 1.3977 0.04704 176 119 44 13
688 Quito was initially worried about "draining the swamp" rhetoric but has done very well for herself lately. 1.3977 0.04907 176 122 38 16
689 Not to get too political at the party, but good screens make good neighbors - don't you think? 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
690 I think you have a point. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
691 Welcome to the bloodsuckers convention! Are you in law, consulting, lobbying, or insurance? 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
692 I hope you'll like it. It's an interesting little blend of O Positive and AB Negative. 1.3976 0.04974 166 114 38 14
693 But you ARE a blood-sucking parasite! Maybe you should learn to take a complement! 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
694 Is that a Stinger? 1.3974 0.05356 156 110 30 16
695 This is Allen. He's employing his blood sucking skills as a divorce lawyer. 1.3968 0.04722 189 131 41 17
696 What a small world! I did my Peace Corps tour on the West Nile. 1.3968 0.04602 189 129 45 15
697 George, Karen, this is my husband Skeeter 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
698 You guys should have loads to talk about. Ed and Laurie work in pesticides. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
699 Would anyone care for a bite?" 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
700 That's remarkable, you were born and raised in a discarded truck tire. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
701 You'd love John and Karen - they're also blood-sucking parasites. They're bankers." 1.3966 0.05208 174 125 29 20
702 Anna joins us from Chernobyl. 1.3963 0.05015 164 113 37 14
703 Who says genetic engineering can't be fun? 1.3962 0.04806 159 106 43 10
704 Why yes, Craig is an attorney. How did you know? 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
705 How has climate change affected you, Bob? 1.3957 0.04445 187 125 50 12
706 Let me introduce you to the '68 Timothy and the '72 Carol. 1.3955 0.05203 177 128 28 21
707 So you literally flew through immigration? 1.3953 0.05054 172 121 34 17
708 And this is Delia, my bloodsucking sister-in-law. 1.3953 0.05054 172 121 34 17
709 Want to join us for a bite? 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
710 How interesting. I grew up near a swamp myself. 1.3952 0.04802 167 113 42 12
711 Honey - I've told you... no one wants to hear about your work. 1.3952 0.04802 167 113 42 12
712 Fred here is one of the founders of BuzzFeed. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
713 We have guests, Gregor. How ill-mannered of you to metamorphose. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
714 We met thru 23andMe 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
715 Having said that, beak size does matter. 1.3941 0.04957 170 118 37 15
716 Wow, you like a full-bodied red, don't you? 1.3941 0.05163 170 121 31 18
717 I prefer something a little more sanguine and full bodied. 1.3941 0.04886 170 117 39 14
718 And I'm sure you've heard the buzz around Moe, here. 1.3939 0.04840 165 112 41 12
719 I met him walking over here. He's an emotional support animal that's currently looking for work... 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
720 Believe me . . . around the campfire, he doesn't even use a glass. 1.3936 0.04737 188 131 40 17
721 Dear, let's not bore them with how we met. 1.3936 0.04361 188 125 52 11
722 My friend here is really big in the anti-vaxxer movement. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
723 Stan here is also a lawyer. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
724 What a small world. Bob had malaria and, Jerry, didn't you say you're a vector? 1.3934 0.04508 183 123 48 12
725 Mark tells us you work mostly in experiments gone horribly wrong? 1.3934 0.04891 183 129 36 18
726 So when did you get involved in the anti-vaccine movement? 1.3933 0.04991 178 126 34 18
727 He just wants to get a little buzz. 1.3932 0.04595 206 145 41 20
728 My wife says I always find a way to suck the life out of the party. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
729 I'd like to introduce you to Melvin. Please resist the urge to swat him. 1.3931 0.04538 173 115 48 10
730 Darling, meet the Fergusons. They're your type of people-O positive. 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
731 And this is my no-good parasite of a husband, Roger. 1.3931 0.04684 173 117 44 12
732 You want to hold it by the stem, dear 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
733 I was swatted when I was a kid, too. 1.3929 0.04550 168 111 48 9
734 Kafka has had a tremendous influence on George. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
735 Let me introduce you to the guest of honor, my divorce lawyer. 1.3929 0.04926 196 142 31 23
736 Well, we can all agree that we’re looking forward to warmer weather. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
737 No, no, bloodsucker is just a figure of speech. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
738 It's red. What's the bloody difference? 1.3926 0.05253 163 116 30 17
739 He's definitely a type A personality. But he won't turn away an AB or an O. 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
740 No need for introductions, I met them on their camping trip last weekend. 1.3923 0.04866 181 127 37 17
741 Perfect timing, Tom. We were just talking about blood-sucking Wall-Street types. 1.3922 0.05505 153 110 26 17
742 I hear you are a real connoisseur, these two here are just your type! 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
743 I'm quite sure I ordered a mojito. 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
744 Château Mouton Rothschild AB Positive, 2012 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
745 Martin, Susan, I'd like you to meet Bert. Bert actually LIKES the humidity. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
746 You seem pretty buzzed. 1.3920 0.05221 176 128 27 21
747 What law firm are you with? 1.3918 0.04629 194 135 42 17
748 Am I wearing too much OFF!? 1.3918 0.04629 194 135 42 17
749 We’re not vaccinating the kids either... 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
750 Yes, I'm from the south, just moved in. Dying for some new blood. 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
751 It’s usually a WASPier crowd. 1.3915 0.04834 189 134 36 19
752 Has everyone met Zika? 1.3911 0.05030 179 128 32 19
753 And this is our son, Carl. He does CRISPR research at the university. 1.3908 0.04443 174 115 50 9
754 Metallic aroma, full-bodied, iron overtones, definitely blood 1.3908 0.05006 174 123 34 17
755 Oh, and this is my husband Moss, he's a real prick! 1.3908 0.05389 174 129 22 23
756 I really would prefer a Grasshopper. 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
757 And let me introduce the new neighbors, Wes Niles and Zika. 1.3907 0.05636 151 110 23 18
758 Will you be running in 2020 also? 1.3905 0.05113 169 120 32 17
759 And this is Phil—he's eluded the SWAT team for many years. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
760 Well, what's the latest buzz? 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
761 So, what inspired you to volunteer with The Red Cross? 1.3905 0.05113 169 120 32 17
762 So I hear you all met during vacation? 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
763 Who ordered a Stinger? 1.3904 0.04870 187 133 35 19
764 No, no... what my friend was saying is that he doesn't care for the MOSCADO 1.3904 0.04628 187 129 43 15
765 No way, my husband's a phlebotomist too. 1.3902 0.05155 164 116 32 16
766 Go on - tell that great story about how you got stuck in amber. 1.3902 0.04778 164 111 42 11
767 Malaria is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. 1.3902 0.05081 164 115 34 15
768 This is Fred. He helped my husband with some of his genome experiments. 1.3902 0.04619 164 109 46 9
769 Since he’s been reading Frank Kafka, he’s like a different person. 1.3901 0.04781 182 127 39 16
770 So, I hear you work at the internal revenue service. 1.3901 0.05029 182 131 31 20
771 It you prefer red, Jim here is AB negative. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
772 And Zika is having what's called a stinger. 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
773 I always feel drained after these events. 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
774 I hear you created quite a buzz over by the pool. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
775 I agree the Pinot was excellent, but I am more of an O Negative type myself. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
776 Quite the contrary, he's a great party guest. Go ahead Stan, show them how you can guess their blood type. 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
777 And what did 123andMe have to say? 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
778 Meet Dan and Carol--mosquitoes usually love them! 1.3892 0.04847 185 131 36 18
779 May I present our radiation mutation expert, Dr. Smith. 1.3889 0.05225 144 99 34 11
780 We met when he was just knee-high to a grasshopper. 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
781 Jennifer identifies as gender-neutral 1.3889 0.04654 162 108 45 9
782 He's a rescue from the bug zapper light out back 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
783 ...of course, you already met John and Stephanie from the summer party. 1.3886 0.04464 193 132 47 14
784 So Dan and Margaret also summer in the Hamptons! 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
785 And this is my husband--we met in Florida. 1.3885 0.04921 157 107 39 11
786 Well, Gregor, look at you! A new job and you appear to be completely transformed! 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
787 I invite him because all his posts go viral. 1.3879 0.04755 165 112 42 11
788 And this is my friend who's been causing so much buzz. 1.3879 0.04982 165 115 36 14
789 So, what exactly does a phlebotomist do? 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
790 And I believe this is Zika who tells me she just flew in from Miami 1.3875 0.05465 160 117 24 19
791 Here, meet the Bloods. I think they're your type. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
792 Please don't point that at my implants. 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
793 She really knows how to suck the life out of a party... 1.3871 0.04641 186 129 42 15
794 Honey, tell them about the time you bugged the Oval Office. 1.3871 0.04877 155 105 40 10
795 He came with the house. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
796 I just know you’ll hit it off. Bob and Carol are both lawyers. 1.3869 0.05131 168 120 31 17
797 Mother wanted me to marry a doctor, but I just couldn’t resist marrying a lawyer. 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
798 Sorry, we don't discuss politics, religion or DDT at our parties. 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
799 Let's agree to disagree about vaccinations... 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
800 So, you've already eaten? 1.3861 0.04728 158 106 43 9
801 Matt. Becky. Meet my new co-worker, Amos Quito. Amos is our new phlebotomist . He's also pretty quick at figuring out blood type 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
802 This is the best Bloody Mary we've ever had--what's your secret? 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
803 Have you read Metamorphosis? 1.3860 0.05131 171 123 30 18
804 To be honest, the job sucks. 1.3860 0.04638 171 116 44 11
805 Mom, Dad, I'd like to introduce my new boyfriend, Malcolm. Most people call him Skeeter. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
806 Well, yes, climate change might actually be beneficial for some species. 1.3860 0.04711 171 117 42 12
807 Life was good before he drained the swamp 1.3859 0.04862 184 131 35 18
808 Bloody Mary for you? 1.3855 0.04897 179 127 35 17
809 You all met last summer, I believe. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
810 We've been itching to see you! 1.3851 0.04750 161 109 42 10
811 Have you met my attorney? 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
812 This is the bloodsucker I was telling you about. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
813 Drew, meet Jack and Heather. Their jobs suck too. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
814 And your point is? 1.3850 0.04804 187 133 36 18
815 I see you've met the wasp couple. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
816 And this is Dan - he’s a venture capitalist. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
817 May I introduce Miss Quito 1.3842 0.04668 177 122 42 13
818 So Zika was huge! What’s next? 1.3841 0.04359 164 107 51 6
819 Diane, you look amazing! 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
820 Well, he does have a point. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
821 The Jones are looking for someone to chair the Red Cross donor drive. 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
822 I had heard the mosquitos were bigger in Winnipeg but I had no idea! 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
823 Mortimer flew in today from the Everglades for the blood-borne illness symposium. 1.3832 0.04709 167 114 42 11
824 AB Negative? What's the occasion? 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
825 On a whim I ordered a Grasshopper and that's how Raymond and I met. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
826 Karen, can I get you a refill? Is anyone here AB negative? 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
827 Wow, Bob always said you were a bloodsucking pest, but I assumed he was being metaphorical. 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
828 Oh great, I've been itching to introduce you 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
829 Sheila was just explaining how the anticoagulant she injects via her proboscis really brings out the smoky notes in a classic Bordeaux. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
830 No, sorry, we were talking about the East Nile. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
831 Our new friend has recently moved into the neighborhood with about 5,000 of his relatives. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
832 Ron and Barb, meet Ms. Kito from West Nile. 1.3825 0.04999 183 133 30 20
833 Thirty years of practicing law, and then one day he just woke up like this 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
834 They say I only drink to keep my eggs warm. But honestly? I do it to make you all more interesting. 1.3822 0.05387 157 114 26 17
835 Look, we are going to just have to agree to disagree on Citronella. 1.3820 0.04578 178 122 44 12
836 I'm sorry but we're out of O Negative. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
837 ... and this is Bob, by far the biggest, most active supporter of this, our annual blood drive.” 1.3817 0.04571 186 129 43 14
838 As an Atheist I was thrilled that it wasn’t another family of WASP’s moving into the neighborhood. 1.3817 0.04938 186 135 31 20
839 It takes so little to get buzzed. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
840 Edward and I met at the botanical garden. 1.3815 0.04521 173 117 46 10
841 We've always founds his comments, sharp, even pointed. 1.3815 0.04446 173 116 48 9
842 And I believe you all may have met last summer? At the beach? 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
843 Allow me to introduce you to the bug I caught last week. 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
844 Roger, why the long face? 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
845 He was a baby when we found him in an amber necklace. 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
846 This is Wes, Wes Nile. He just flew into town. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
847 This is Gly. He did top-secret research for Monsanto. 1.3810 0.05192 168 122 28 18
848 Ever since that report on pesticides, I only drink organic wines. 1.3807 0.04611 176 121 43 12
849 You must have had an experience that’s in the same vein, no? 1.3806 0.04692 155 104 43 8
850 I didn't know this was a costume party, but you three look great. 1.3804 0.04604 184 128 42 14
851 Yes, you can have the olive. 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
852 A Bloody Mary? How predictable. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
853 If I’m only going to live 10 days, I’m saying yes to every invitation. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
854 That's a very strong point on wetlands preservation. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
855 That is so interesting. I had no idea that sangria is named after the Spanish word for blood. 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
856 Have you met my date, Gordon? We met on the West Nile. 1.3799 0.04693 179 125 40 14
857 You have quite a point! 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
858 She’s from the actual Amazon. Not Amazon.com.” 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
859 Sometimes that o-Positive needs to breathe a little bit... 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
860 Wine, Sandra? When are you going to settle down and lay some eggs? 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
861 Victor, I’d like you to meet my friend Vector. 1.3793 0.05057 174 126 30 18
862 Well yes, he can be really annoying 1.3793 0.04855 174 123 36 15
863 I'm sorry, am I using too many buzz words? 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
864 Tell’em the one about the broken screen.” 1.3793 0.04500 174 118 46 10
865 Joyce later realized she hadn’t really thought through the potential awkwardness of inviting both her new neighbor and her friends from the CDC to the same party. 1.3793 0.04717 174 121 40 13
866 Of course, you know Professor Higgins from our Inter-Species Manipulation department. 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
867 How was your flight? 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
868 Well most of the time it’s subtle insectism. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
869 Ah, yes. I've heard type O is exquisite. 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
870 Don't worry,Italian reds don't contain Round-Up. 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
871 My friends here are new to Texas. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
872 That story of your early years in a water-filled tire is priceless. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
873 You may have met late last summer, at the shore. 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
874 For some reason, I thought you were a lawyer. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
875 So sorry, all we had was O Positive, I hope that will suffice. 1.3780 0.04600 164 111 44 9
876 Jerome just flew in from the tropics. 1.3780 0.04914 164 115 36 13
877 Excellent point. 1.3780 0.04838 164 114 38 12
878 Bill just isn’t himself when he drinks. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
879 Apparently since biting a few drinkers, I’m now an alcoholic. 1.3779 0.05164 172 126 27 19
880 I see you're drinking B negative..that's hard to find! 1.3778 0.04802 180 128 36 16
881 O negative. Why do you ask? 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
882 No,you can't have a sip of my drink. Because it's never just a "sip". 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
883 ...and this is Frank, he doesn't bite. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
884 ...and this is Irving. He's a lawyer. 1.3776 0.04519 196 138 42 16
885 I’ve had past relationships come back to bite me. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
886 He likes the buzz he gets when he drinks. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
887 Mark, tell them again what kind of law you practice. 1.3771 0.04900 175 125 34 16
888 I can’t believe that you prefer a 2019 type O to a 2010 Malbec! 1.3771 0.04900 175 125 34 16
889 Didn't you ask for a stinger? 1.3770 0.04745 183 130 37 16
890 I asked for a grasshopper, not a stinger" 1.3770 0.04417 183 125 47 11
891 ...and I said, 'blood-sucker?' He's the best litigator at our firm! 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
892 I think we met last summer while I was camping. 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
893 My husband's been reading Kafka. 1.3766 0.05378 154 112 26 16
894 I'd like you to meet Roger and Linda Smith. Roger's in extermination 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
895 Why... it's a Stinger, of course... What are you drinking? 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
896 You must be dying to meet the host. 1.3765 0.04717 162 111 41 10
897 Welcome to the firm - now maybe it won't hurt so much when people call us a bunch of blood sucking parasites. 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
898 I thought you'd prefer Type O instead of Merlot. 1.3765 0.04790 170 119 38 13
899 She was just telling me about a delightful AB negative she discovered. 1.3764 0.04969 178 129 31 18
900 I already have a buzz. 1.3764 0.04839 178 127 35 16
901 Nat has really thrived since his company implemented their "No Swatting" policy. 1.3764 0.04904 178 128 33 17
902 ...”Particularly good year for the West Nile Valley...” 1.3762 0.04532 202 144 40 18
903 When Herb starts looking like a heron, I know I've had enough 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
904 You will love this couple -- David and Debbie are both bonafide type As 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
905 So this is what the buzz was all about? 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
906 They make a great Stinger here. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
907 Actually, I would prefer a bloody-mary. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
908 Tell us. Is it true what they say Stephen Miller tastes like? 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
909 No, Stanley is an etymologist. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
910 It's a rescue mosquito. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
911 I've seen no change at all in Walter since he became a Corporate Lobbyist. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
912 Martin here used to be our attorney. 1.3757 0.04512 173 118 45 10
913 Must you always be such a pest? 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
914 Harold bit on me at the company picnic. 1.3757 0.04255 189 128 51 10
915 We used to have an elephant in this room 1.3756 0.04500 197 139 42 16
916 Barney here is the new head of the phlebotomy department. 1.3756 0.04670 197 142 36 19
917 I can also make you a stinger. 1.3750 0.05252 168 124 25 19
918 Your from West Nile ? 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
919 Bill and Joan are the couple I was telling you about. I think they might really be your type. 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
920 Bob, Jan...you remember Zika, right? 1.3750 0.05114 168 122 29 17
921 No, this is the mojito party. 1.3743 0.04076 187 124 56 7
922 I asked him what his blood type was and he said 'all types.' 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
923 I wasn't judging you. I just asked what you were drinking. 1.3743 0.04469 171 116 46 9
924 I’ll bet the bartender was just itching to serve you. 1.3743 0.04469 171 116 46 9
925 You do stand-up? You must be malarious! 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
926 Great story, Franz! 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
927 Lawyer...bloodsucking parasite... whatever floats your boat. I mean it’s just something I do. Not who I really am, right? 1.3742 0.05503 155 115 22 18
928 I understand you're the only westerner to witness a North Korean A-bomb test 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
929 Would you prefer a grasshopper? 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
930 Are you a lawyer as well? 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
931 Why yes...it is a stinger 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
932 This is my husband, Harold. He's a phlebotomist. 1.3736 0.04637 174 121 41 12
933 Honey, I want you to meet my lawyer friends; you have a lot in common. 1.3736 0.04778 174 123 37 14
934 You know, Earl here doubled for Jeff Goldblum once. 1.3736 0.04491 174 119 45 10
935 Actually, that’s not red wine. 1.3735 0.05013 166 119 32 15
936 Can I order you another Stinger? 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
937 I believe you’re related by blood. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
938 This should not take long; I put DDT in its drink. 1.3730 0.04445 185 128 45 12
939 He somehow got under my skin. 1.3729 0.04439 177 121 46 10
940 Thanks for coming, how's the wife and the larva? 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
941 And this is Bob, 'A positive' and Joan.... a UNIVERSAL 'O' 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
942 Do you have to stick your nose into every conversation? 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
943 Forgive Ted, he's totally buzzed 1.3723 0.04265 188 128 50 10
944 Hey, I'm a lawyer too! 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
945 Now, here's a Merlot with great legs 1.3722 0.04459 180 124 45 11
946 Meet Buzz, our new colleague. He will be with us for three days. 1.3722 0.04389 180 123 47 10
947 Is that a proboscis or are you just happy to see me? 1.3722 0.04459 180 124 45 11
948 Don't I know you from the Hamptons? 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
949 Sorry... I meant to order you a stinger 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
950 I'd like you to meet the new head of the Center of Disease Control and Prevention. 1.3721 0.05022 172 125 30 17
951 I'm not drunk, but I am getting a slight buzz. 1.3721 0.04815 172 122 36 14
952 A fly in your drink? How fortunate for you! 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
953 It’s a Mojito. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
954 This wine is known for its sharp nose and distinct legs. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
955 I'm sorry. Type O is all we have. 1.3717 0.04534 191 135 41 15
956 He has a good nose for wine 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
957 At first he was a pest, but then he grew on us. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
958 The O positive has a very nice floral bouquet. 1.3716 0.04409 183 126 46 11
959 And, so you are saying, that the West Nile and Zika events have unfairly maligned your whole community? 1.3714 0.04686 175 123 39 13
960 Are you sure this is wine?" "Oh, positive. 1.3714 0.05024 175 128 29 18
961 Well, Tom got a shark of a lawyer for our divorce, so I had to respond in kind. 1.3714 0.04755 175 124 37 14
962 It's amazng how, once you stop thinking of them as pests, they really start to grow on you. 1.3714 0.04683 140 93 42 5
963 You all remember Mark. He never misses our Memorial Day party. 1.3713 0.05060 167 121 30 16
964 So, a Merlot, a whiskey sour, and some type O with a twist 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
965 I assumed you wanted red. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
966 One bite and I knew she was my type. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
967 He enjoys a good buzz. 1.3710 0.04619 186 132 39 15
968 I believe he's a friend of Mr. Kafka... 1.3710 0.04864 186 136 31 19
969 So we all agree a wall wouldn't be very effective? 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
970 Why yes, it's a stinger. Why? 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
971 ...and this is Skeeter, my attorney. 1.3706 0.05132 170 125 27 18
972 It must be really hard to find jeans that fit. 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
973 No, that's EXACTLY what's supposed to be in a Bloody Mary. 1.3704 0.04624 162 111 42 9
974 Do the olives ever get stuck on your nose? 1.3702 0.04772 181 130 35 16
975 The invitation clearly said "Swingers", not "Stingers". 1.3699 0.04792 173 123 36 14
976 That's an excellent point. 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
977 Dev and Reyna are just itching to meet you! 1.3699 0.04577 173 120 42 11
978 Don't be silly! Why would someone spike your drink with DDT? 1.3698 0.04392 192 134 45 13
979 |"Tommy, I'd like to introduce the Smith's, Don and Judy, blood type O." 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
980 Yes, of course, but not everyone can give up straws so easily. 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
981 She has a point, you know. 1.3696 0.04321 184 126 48 10
982 Can I freshen up that O positive? 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
983 Doug self-identifies as a middle-aged white liberal. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
984 My ex is also a blood sucker. Maybe you know him? 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
985 I heard you were itching to meet me. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
986 Yes, but what does that mean? That just sounds like a bunch of buzz words. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
987 So KellyAnn tell us about life before politics 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
988 Don't worry, he just wants the olive. 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
989 So you’re a lawyer? 1.3690 0.05243 168 125 24 19
990 How interesting! It's not everyday a mosquito gets to meet its hosts socially. 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
991 No honey. You tell em the story on how we met. You tell it better. 1.3690 0.04660 187 134 37 16
992 Let me stop you right there. No I haven't read Kafka. 1.3690 0.04722 187 135 35 17
993 ... and what were you before the metamorphosis? 1.3687 0.04744 160 111 39 10
994 Mosquito... Moscato... 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
995 Karen here is a phlebotomist, so you two have a lot in common! 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
996 How are things going at the genetics lab? 1.3687 0.04937 179 131 30 18
997 Why yes, I've had work done. 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
998 So I told him, “I’d love to be a fly on the wall at that party!” 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
999 Bob, tell them about that new drinking game you invented where we all close are eyes for one minute and don't swat at anything. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
1000 What makes you say it lacks bite? 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
1001 I meant 'Buzz off' in the good way. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
1002 You could say I'm a type A personality... my husband is O+. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1003 Our newest member says he's quite fond of reds 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
1004 Buzz and I met on the net. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1005 So, you can hold the glass, but you can't drink from it? 1.3684 0.05038 171 125 29 17
1006 Though we've relegated them to swamps and backwoods for centuries, Charlton is the first in his Family to graduate from college. 1.3682 0.04370 201 142 44 15
1007 This party sucks. Am I right? 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
1008 Tell them about your latest experiment with the transporter, honey. 1.3681 0.04350 182 125 47 10
1009 His parents nearly disowned him for bringing me home, but they're very traditional. 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1010 We met while I was serving in the Peace Corps, and we've been together ever since! 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
1011 And how is the West Nile this season? 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1012 Certainly we were shocked when the accident at the lab turned Scott into a 6-foot blood-sucking freak. On the plus side, the neighborhood seems so much quieter after dusk. 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1013 I think it's far more important that we can have a respectful conversation than worrying about whose blood is in the glass and how it got there. 1.3678 0.04628 174 122 40 12
1014 The hostess with the "mostess", meet the mosquito with the mojito. 1.3678 0.05040 174 128 28 18
1015 He's into me more than I'm into him 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
1016 I have a problem drinking ... not a drinking problem! 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
1017 My friend here is a natural born phlebotomist. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
1018 What do you mean it's in your nature to stick your nose in other peoples' business? 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
1019 How was your trip to the West Nile? 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
1020 It's from the sulfites...it happens to a lot of people. 1.3673 0.04078 196 133 54 9
1021 It's type B+ with subtle hints of platelets. 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
1022 George, don't be shy. The Donaldsons here are just your type. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1023 So Mark was just telling me he has a hard time meeting women with his biting sense of humor. 1.3672 0.04282 177 120 49 8
1024 Ed here is a real people person. 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
1025 Yes, our Bloody Mary ingredients are all locally sourced. Let me introduce you to one of our suppliers. 1.3672 0.04845 177 128 33 16
1026 This is my husband. He works for the SWAT team. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
1027 And then, two weeks later, boom! Malaria! 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
1028 Finish your bloody Mary and stop being a pest. 1.3670 0.04452 188 132 43 13
1029 Larry's a different person when he drinks 1.3669 0.04794 169 120 36 13
1030 I see you're back drinking - you must be over the malaria scare? 1.3669 0.04720 169 119 38 12
1031 It's a delightfully oaky 1957 AB+ from France. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1032 I’ve been dying for you two to meet... This is my blood sucking lawyer...Don and his wife Trish! 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1033 This is Ms. Quito from West 23rd and Nile. 1.3667 0.04914 180 132 30 18
1034 Meet our new neighbor. He moved north along with global warming. 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
1035 Why don’t I get you a Stinger? 1.3665 0.04526 191 136 40 15
1036 She's lost 100 pounds on the 'quito diet. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1037 How did we meet? At a blood drive! 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1038 If Darwin had allowed us to keep ours, we wouldn’t have this plastic straw mess on our hands. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
1039 It started with a little peck on the cheek. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
1040 Speaking of my blood sucking husband. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
1041 So you're originally from the West side of the Nile? How fascinating! 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
1042 Don’t worry. He never flys when he drinks. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
1043 Well, the sex is wonderful, but it leaves me itching for days. 1.3655 0.04368 197 139 44 14
1044 Honey, these are the Hendersons, A and 0+, unfortunately...but wait 'til you meet the Corrigans! 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
1045 I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but it's so overdone. 1.3653 0.04832 167 119 35 13
1046 Oh, I see you found the Bloody Marys. 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
1047 Actually, we met at my ant's wedding." 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
1048 At first I found him quite irritating, but now I think he's malarious. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
1049 Yes, I prefer reds. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1050 It's funny how you always ask for the red. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
1051 Yes, I suppose Bob here is a bit "Type A".... why do you ask? 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
1052 That's odd. I thought we forgot to buy red wine. 1.3647 0.04547 170 118 42 10
1053 We connected through ancestry.com. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
1054 Yes, that is a Stinger. 1.3642 0.04530 162 111 43 8
1055 He prefers a full-bloodied red. 1.3642 0.04989 173 127 29 17
1056 Tad, Sally ... let me introduce you to the future of banking. 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
1057 Bob is on that new plasma diet. 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
1058 And you, Burt? Care for another O negative? 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
1059 You’re from West Orange or West Nile? 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
1060 I can offer you a lovely French AB, an Italian A, or an American O 1.3641 0.04579 184 131 39 14
1061 We met by the pool. He really knows his reds. 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
1062 Allow me to introduce you to my phlebotomist. 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
1063 Wow, Big Bird, the keto diet seems to be having an impact! 1.3636 0.04991 176 130 28 18
1064 I am so sorry. I just assumed you would want a Bloody Mary. 1.3636 0.05278 154 113 26 15
1065 His favorite drink is Bloody Mary. 1.3636 0.04926 176 129 30 17
1066 Is it true you're originally from Florida? 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
1067 Alex here has a stinging response for every situation. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
1068 Sooooo, you visited the West Nile? 1.3631 0.04599 179 127 39 13
1069 He heard we were serving Bloody Marys 1.3631 0.04422 168 115 45 8
1070 I’m so sorry. He can be such a prick sometimes! 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1071 Truthfully, by the end of the summer everything he said started to bug me. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
1072 Honey, have you met the Deets? 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1073 I'm sorry we're all out of O Positive, I hope the AB Negative is acceptable. 1.3627 0.04303 193 135 46 12
1074 So we heard that your latest post went viral. 1.3626 0.04478 182 128 42 12
1075 Funny me, at first I thought your were a stork, then Chuck kicks me in shins and whispers "six legs!" 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
1076 I’d like you guys to meet Jim. He’s in web design. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
1077 I agree. Plastic straws are bad for the environment and so unnecessary. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1078 So what type of girl are you looking for? Type A,the universal donor,or the universal receiver? 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1079 We met in the lab, and there was this certain chemistry” 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
1080 A Bloody Mary is not what you think it is. 1.3622 0.04748 185 135 33 17
1081 Slow down Henry! You already have quite a buzz going on. 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
1082 You've got a good point there 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
1083 May I freshen my drink? 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
1084 AB positive, why, what are you drinking? 1.3617 0.04812 188 139 30 19
1085 Since moving so far from the city, we've developed an entirely new set of friends. 1.3616 0.04420 177 123 44 10
1086 Is that Lyme flavored? 1.3614 0.05138 166 123 26 17
1087 These work events really suck the life out of me. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
1088 It's tomato juice. We're out of O-positive an hour ago. 1.3611 0.04370 180 125 45 10
1089 Can you believe they’re serving O negative? 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
1090 Are you getting a buzz? 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
1091 Meet my co-worker Ben, proud father of 68-thousand. 1.3611 0.05881 144 111 14 19
1092 My two friends would love to hear all about your adventures in stagnant water. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1093 Oh no, you're fine. It's your wife that's the problem. 1.3609 0.04710 169 120 37 12
1094 Our blood is better if you let it breath for a while. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1095 A man, a woman and a mosquito walk into a bar... 1.3608 0.04527 194 140 38 16
1096 Thank you for finally getting me a bloody drink. 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
1097 That's your fourth Bloody Mary. Give me your wings and I'll call a taxi. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1098 I told you a glass wouldn’t work 1.3607 0.04390 183 128 44 11
1099 I don't mean to stereotype but is that Moscato wine? 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1100 I'm just warning you now, when the buzz kicks in, you'll want to slap him. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
1101 How did you get your nickname, Skeeter? 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
1102 I thought you said 'Moscato' 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
1103 Yes we know some exterminators but it’s not like we socialize with them. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
1104 Gregor! You startled me! When did you start drinking? 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
1105 It’s actually a vintage O Negative. 1.3600 0.04524 175 123 41 11
1106 If you're going to live in our house, no more drinking from our arms. You have to learn to use a glass. 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
1107 And this is our guest of honor. He works for Buzzfeed. 1.3600 0.04873 175 128 31 16
1108 Is he pestering you?” 1.3600 0.04524 175 123 41 11
1109 This is the couple I was telling you about. He’s an entomologist, she’s an etymologist. 1.3600 0.04524 175 123 41 11
1110 We met west of the Nile. 1.3598 0.04731 189 139 32 18
1111 I can always count on my friend here for some sanguine advice. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1112 I’ve seen your column on a rolled up newspaper. 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
1113 You’re too kind. I’m usually told to buzz off! 1.3596 0.04813 178 130 32 16
1114 How mysterious! And what do you do in "the tropics"? 1.3595 0.04601 153 105 41 7
1115 As a matter of fact, I do have a preference for red. 1.3594 0.04437 192 137 41 14
1116 He's creating quite a buzz in the wine club... 1.3594 0.04558 192 139 37 16
1117 Kafka-esque? Funny you should say that. 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
1118 Are you a lawyer? 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
1119 Oh Carl! Do tell your hilarious malaria story from our summer holiday! 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
1120 no Karen I don't know what's going on with the stocks, I'm a goddam mosquito 1.3591 0.04882 181 134 29 18
1121 Isn't it time we put that weekend at the lakehouse behind us? 1.3591 0.04420 181 127 43 11
1122 Is your beak worse than your bite? 1.3591 0.04690 181 131 35 15
1123 We met at the blood bank. 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
1124 Don't suck the blood out of this party like you did last Christmas. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1125 No, I didn't order a stinger 1.3590 0.05453 156 118 20 18
1126 I meant to swat but swiped right instead — and I’m happy I did! 1.3590 0.04204 195 136 48 11
1127 And then Roger said, 'It's true. But at least I'm not a divorce attorney.' 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
1128 You must be pretty buzzed 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1129 Oh, don't be silly. I'm sure everyone doesn't hate you! 1.3588 0.04905 170 124 31 15
1130 Your point is well taken,but I still think you should buzz off. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1131 OK - I know I asked for a stinger, but really... 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1132 Twenty years together, and he still surprises me. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
1133 So do you like the West Side as much as the West Nile? 1.3585 0.04661 159 111 39 9
1134 Fun fact: They can drink up to 3 times their own weight... 1.3585 0.04574 159 110 41 8
1135 He seems to like the red. 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
1136 Moscato season already? 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
1137 He won’t drink grasshoppers on principle. 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
1138 Sooooooo, guess who already has a buzz? 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
1139 Bloodthirsty? You mean because he’s a lawyer? 1.3584 0.05047 173 129 26 18
1140 So I said, "What's a giant mosquito doing seeing this film?" and she replied, "Well, I liked the book..." 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1141 Then one night I thought, ‘what would happen if I took down this sleeping net?’ 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
1142 And this is Zeke. Zeke is a theater critic for the Times. 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
1143 Malaria, I'd like you to meet our hosts. 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
1144 Online dating. Need I say more? 1.3579 0.04341 190 134 44 12
1145 Is it just me, or are these drinks a little light on the hemoglobin? 1.3579 0.04276 190 133 46 11
1146 He only drinks 56 Lafite-Rothschild . The baron not the wine. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1147 And Henry is headed to a Malaria hotspot next week. 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
1148 I keep trying to tell them -- calling someone a bloodsucker isn't necessarily an insult. 1.3575 0.04167 193 134 49 10
1149 Two parts Cognac to one part White Creme de Menthe. Everyone, meet the inventor of The Stinger. 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1150 Martin here is not you average blood-sucking lawyer. 1.3571 0.04660 196 145 32 19
1151 Have you met Will? He's type 'O' 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
1152 How long have you lived in Washington? 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1153 So I said to the old witch tending bar, "Make me a mojito." 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1154 ...And HE says, ‘Sorry, doll, you're not my blood type.’ 1.3571 0.04329 168 115 46 7
1155 Do you want a bite with that? 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1156 And my friend here is hoping to find someone who is Type A. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
1157 Try it. For a well-aged red, it has nice overtones of plasma and hemoglobin that you'll appreciate. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
1158 We found him under the fridge twenty years ago and look at him now! 1.3567 0.04697 157 110 38 9
1159 So you're saying only the females drink blood, while the males prefer merlot? 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
1160 I’m hoping we can all put this bad blood behind us. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
1161 As long as I keep her glass full of red wine she’s not dangerous. 1.3563 0.04535 174 123 40 11
1162 I’m from west of the Nile originally, but I’ve traveled a lot. 1.3563 0.04461 174 122 42 10
1163 ‘Blood of Mary’? I’m sorry I thought you said something else. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
1164 I am blood type A, why do you ask? 1.3563 0.04608 174 124 38 12
1165 I’ve heard that the Cabernet gives you quite a buzz 1.3562 0.04464 160 110 43 7
1166 Anybody for a stinger? 1.3561 0.04455 205 150 37 18
1167 Maybe I am oversensitive. But assuming I'd want a Bloody Mary is specieist, don't you see? 1.3560 0.04385 191 136 42 13
1168 Actually, I like all women. O positive, AB negative... 1.3559 0.04553 177 126 39 12
1169 Laura is active in the preservation of our swamps and wetlands. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1170 He's practically human. You show him a little kindness and he bites you in the ass! 1.3558 0.05051 163 120 28 15
1171 And another AB negative for you? 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1172 Melania! We usually only see you out in the Hamptons. 1.3558 0.05125 163 121 26 16
1173 People normally clap when I arrive, but that’s alright I guess... 1.3556 0.04833 180 133 30 17
1174 I quit being a lawyer two years ago. I thought, I can’t be one of those blood suckers anymore! 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1175 While we agree the rich are all bloodsuckers, we doubt all bloodsuckers are rich. 1.3554 0.04603 166 117 39 10
1176 Have you two met my bloodsucking mother-in-law? 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1177 ...and this is my husband - he sucks the life out of me. 1.3552 0.04837 183 136 29 18
1178 He's not much to look at, but he's great in bed. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1179 So, what exactly do you do? 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1180 I'm sorry, Arnold, but this is a private conversation. Would you please just bug off? 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
1181 Alan is from administration. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1182 So I thought: The least I could do would be to adopt an endangered species! And there he was, right on my window ledge! 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
1183 ...and here's your bloody Mary, compliments of Mary, here. 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
1184 It's got a bite to it, doesn't it? 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
1185 I much prefer a Bloody Mary, but I'll make do with a Stinger. 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
1186 Give that to me before you start doing the hokey pokey everywhere. 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
1187 Would you rather have a Grasshopper? 1.3547 0.04856 172 126 31 15
1188 As long as I keep his glass full of O-positive we're fine. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1189 So what made you want to become a phlebotomist? 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1190 We think maybe you've had enough Type O. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
1191 The Bloody Mary story again, Margaret... Really 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
1192 I thought small bites were included 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
1193 Tell us about your childhood in Chernobyl 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1194 Some of our closest friends are pests. 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
1195 it looks like someone is out for blood 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1196 Something with more bite? 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
1197 Roger's sensing a delightful O-positive bouquet with a playful hint of iron deficiency." 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
1198 Steve identifies as a female Anopheles mosquito. 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1199 This is Skeeter, our bartender, he whips up a mean Bloody Mary 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1200 Wine? You usually have a Bloody Mary! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1201 I usually lean towards a full bodied red. 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1202 Of course it's a stinger! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1203 Last glass, you’re flying home tonight. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1204 Bob and Erica are itching to meet you, Sheila. 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1205 Gerald is a pharmaceutical lobbyist. 1.3537 0.05243 164 124 22 18
1206 My husband studied Kafka for years, and then this happened. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1207 You look a little buzzed. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1208 Simon is our local expert on buzz words 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1209 ...and this is Sara from the West Nile. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1210 They *also* think Kafka is overrated. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1211 He's really a wonderful pet. Since he developed a taste for red wine, he only bites people when we ask him to. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1212 I'm glad you came. I've been just itching to meet you. 1.3536 0.03971 181 122 54 5
1213 This is Gary! He just moved into the bird bath. 1.3536 0.04269 181 126 46 9
1214 Honey, meet the Millers—they’re hot-blooded. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1215 What do you mean, 'Kafkaesque' ? 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
1216 So I hear you have been going straw-less before it was cool. 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
1217 You mean BYOB doesn’t mean bring your own blood? 1.3533 0.04625 184 134 35 15
1218 Mossie, I poured your favorite. A full bodied 0 negative blend with notes of lactic acid and carbon dioxide. 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
1219 We met at my lab. 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
1220 And here’s to Miss Quito! 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1221 Brian's just flown in from the coast" 1.3529 0.04601 170 121 38 11
1222 Bob, here, is an expert on Kafka. 1.3526 0.04520 190 138 37 15
1223 If it wasn't for environmental deregulation, I would have never met my husband. 1.3526 0.04833 173 127 31 15
1224 ...and he's from Minnesota. 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
1225 Oh, I'd like to introduce you to Brad, who works for the CDC 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1226 It's awkward only if we make it awkward 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
1227 What do you mean, "Not tonight I have a headache" - You only live 24 hours! 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
1228 Can your dog shake up drinks for eight and skewer sixteen olives in one go? 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1229 So that is what all the buzz is about. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
1230 Since he switched to Bloody Marys, I no longer have to keep swatting him away. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1231 So, which side of the Nile did you stay on? 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1232 I hope you like it. That’s a rare Type B-Negative vintage. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1233 Hal, you've changed. You seem different since going to work for those blood-suckers at corporate. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1234 No worries, folks. There's quinine in the tonic water. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1235 We met at the 4th of July barbecue. 1.3519 0.04420 162 112 43 7
1236 Susan, Jim: Watch this. He can get my olive with just one nod. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1237 You know Chuck right here is a lawyer too... 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
1238 That's so funny - we met in law school too! 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1239 Have you signed up for our blood drive? 1.3519 0.04505 162 113 41 8
1240 I see you found our Type A Cabernet. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1241 ‘Martha just returned from a fabulous-sounding cruise of the West Nile.’ 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
1242 To global warming! 1.3515 0.04999 165 122 28 15
1243 Well, you have to understand, we have a very different perspective on the whole anti-vaccination question. 1.3515 0.04270 202 145 43 14
1244 Hon, meet the Wilsons—they’re warm blooded. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1245 Vector here says bankers are the real blood-suckers. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
1246 Help yourself, there's plenty of food at this party. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
1247 Didn't we meet in the tropics? 1.3511 0.04425 188 135 40 13
1248 This is Buzz, he's a phlebotomist. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
1249 Harold, why don't you explain your work on genetic coding? 1.3509 0.04579 171 122 38 11
1250 His family is four generations 100 percent WASP 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
1251 He’s my lawyer. 1.3509 0.04799 171 125 32 14
1252 Why, yes, I am the type who likes to 'be positive.' How could you tell? 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1253 Monty here is also a phlebotomist! 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
1254 Did you have your proboscis done? 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
1255 My friends tell me I’m Type A but I’ll let you decide. 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
1256 We met on Bumble. 1.3505 0.04204 194 137 46 11
1257 Michael here is also anti vax. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1258 Obviously I prefer red. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1259 We have vintage O Positive if you prefer. 1.3503 0.04883 177 132 28 17
1260 Would you like that in a taller glass? 1.3503 0.04160 197 139 47 11
1261 Steven's gene therapy has helped immensely with his mosquito bite allergies. 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1262 Not a bad red, but i prefer A positive. 1.3500 0.04490 180 129 39 12
1263 So do you have any blood relation with the host? 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1264 Oh? Ricahrd's also a lawyer! 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1265 So what’s your position on plastic straws? 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
1266 We met in Minnesota. 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
1267 Gregor, This is my sister, Mary, and, of course, You remember Mr. Kafka. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1268 It's a much better vintage than 0-negative. 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
1269 Here's your Mojito, I mean Mosquito! Yes, Type A negative, shaken, not stirred... 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1270 We have the same problem now that they outlawed plastic straws 1.3497 0.04483 163 114 41 8
1271 He said that I was just his type, so now we're dating. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
1272 Margaret here specializes in infectious diseases. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
1273 So, where are you summering? 1.3494 0.04511 166 117 40 9
1274 Perhaps you could explain to our guests the importance of a good nose 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
1275 You're studying diseases? That's interesting. My friend says he knows quite a bit about Malaria. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1276 Nobody here takes you for a sucker. 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
1277 Why the long face, Skeeter? You’re sucking the life out of this party. 1.3491 0.04535 169 120 39 10
1278 Oh, we don’t ever discuss Kafka, do we, dearest! 1.3491 0.04612 169 121 37 11
1279 It's a cabernet. You look disappointed. 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
1280 I can't believe we went to the same law school and never met. 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
1281 We’re dying to hear the latest buzz! 1.3490 0.04099 192 134 49 9
1282 I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd need a straw. 1.3488 0.04916 172 128 28 16
1283 You grew up in Fukushima? How interesting. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1284 Why, as a matter of fact it is type AB. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1285 I hear you are a lover of vintage reds. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
1286 The lesson is, never order a cocktail from a drunk genie. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1287 You ordered another Stinger, Joanne? 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1288 It all started with a Bloody Mary. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1289 I'd really love a full-bodied red if you have one. 1.3483 0.04860 178 133 28 17
1290 I guess it's true what they say about deet cocktails. If they don't kill you, they'll just make you stronger. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1291 Love your proboscis job. Makes you look at least three weeks younger 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1292 Phyllis! Did I hear there may be larvae on the way? 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
1293 And Fred here used to draw blood for patients with HMO plans 1.3481 0.04800 181 135 29 17
1294 You have a very discerning nose. It is a 2019 Type O nouveau. 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
1295 Linda was a pupa of mine. 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
1296 Arthur is from the Andromeda galaxy. He’s a rescue. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
1297 I'm with Walter now, if you haven't already heard the buzz. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
1298 If you don't like wine my husband can make you a stinger. 1.3476 0.04625 187 138 33 16
1299 It’s a rare full bodied, bold, and oaky O positive with hints of plumb. 1.3476 0.04563 187 137 35 15
1300 Paul just moved here from a small swamp in New Jersey. 1.3476 0.04544 164 116 39 9
1301 Buzz, are you from the Amazon or do you work at Amazon? 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
1302 You should eat something, Harold. When you drink you get peckish. 1.3473 0.04489 167 118 40 9
1303 This is Buzz, he judges the reds. 1.3472 0.04400 193 140 39 14
1304 I met one of your little cousins at the beach yesterday. I'm afraid there was a small accident. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1305 And this is our exchange student, Morris, but everyone calls him skeeter. 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1306 I told you not to invite that prick to the parties anymore ! 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1307 Funny. I don’t remember ordering a Stinger. 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1308 Oh, not you, Todd. You're one of the good bloodsucking parasites. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1309 I'm glad you're here, Bob and Martha were just about to tell me something about zika. 1.3466 0.04963 176 133 25 18
1310 No, you can’t spear my olive. Get your own. 1.3465 0.04145 202 144 46 12
1311 Hi Bob, these are the Millers; they’re lawyers. You all should have a lot in common! 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
1312 Have you met Ms. Squito? She was just appointed Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1313 I hope you don't mind, but I brought my lawyer with me. 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
1314 I thought you only drank Type O 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1315 You must meet the Frobishers. Everyone hates them, too! 1.3462 0.04310 182 129 43 10
1316 I loved you in Jurassic Park. 1.3462 0.04380 182 130 41 11
1317 I like a fine, O Negative vintage myself. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
1318 We are starting to believe that methadone does not work the same for everybody 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1319 'Is that a Bloody Mary?' 1.3460 0.04024 211 150 49 12
1320 No, you see, the Bloody Mary doesn’t actually have blood in it. 1.3460 0.04399 211 157 35 19
1321 Kafka-esque doesn't begin to describe my partner's day... 1.3459 0.04530 185 135 36 14
1322 And this is my mosquito, Kevin. 1.3459 0.04465 185 134 38 13
1323 I'd like you to meet my new neighbor. She has her own web design company. 1.3459 0.04721 185 138 30 17
1324 Don’t be shy, Brock. Tell them about your exciting mosquito research in the Congo. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
1325 Check out the legs on this moscato 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1326 His stories about delaying the Panama Canal were beginning to get tedious. 1.3457 0.04406 162 113 42 7
1327 Are you as buzzed as I am?" 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1328 He wants to start a book club, but please don't suggest Kafka. 1.3455 0.04429 191 139 38 14
1329 C'mon, have a drink with me. I won't bite. 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1330 There’s been a lot of buzz around you tonight. 1.3454 0.04194 194 138 45 11
1331 I agree, it is full bodied 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1332 Darling, these are the Walters. They're entirely bloodless. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1333 We met at an entomology dating site. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1334 We absolutely loved you in West Nile. I haven’t seen Zika yet but I know I must. 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
1335 I’m thinking a gin and tonic might be too heavy on the quinine for you. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
1336 Well Kafka, it is nice that you were able to come! 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1337 Oh, to be a fly on the wall at this party. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1338 Yes, I work for The Enquirer. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1339 We want to hear all about your summer. 1.3450 0.03857 200 138 55 7
1340 Perhaps you’d prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.3446 0.04602 177 129 35 13
1341 See, this is what happens to the neighborhood when we can't use DDT. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1342 Not to worry. It's a male. 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1343 Don't you agree that it's so much more civilized to drink out of a glass? 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1344 My husband Daniel here, is the foremost West Nile expert in all of Manhattan. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1345 If you don’t like that, I can get you a Bloody Mary.” 1.3442 0.05323 154 117 21 16
1346 And Buzz here is a nuclear reactor meltdown survivor. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1347 Cory here is an experienced bloodsucker and just landed an important position in the White House. 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
1348 Of course, the constant itching and inflammation is an issue, but I’m learning to live with it. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
1349 That's kind, Dear, but they're not innoculated. 1.3441 0.04244 186 132 44 10
1350 I see you already have a buzz on. 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
1351 It’s blood. Just seemed a friendlier way to handle it. 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
1352 So you said you work in Human Resources? 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1353 Ah wonderful, I see that you helped yourself to the bottle of vintage AB Negative. 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
1354 If you don't like the wine I can get you a bloody Mary. 1.3439 0.04583 189 140 33 16
1355 Thanks to Bloodsuckers Anonymous, Skeeter here has gotten over his addiction and switched to alcohol. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1356 That's a Manhattan, a single malt, a pinot noir and two shots of type O negative. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1357 He was reading Kafka's Metamorphosis last night, and when he woke up this morning....... 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1358 He's transitioning 1.3438 0.04220 192 137 44 11
1359 No. You're good. The exterminator isn't due back until next week. 1.3438 0.04220 192 137 44 11
1360 Ok, maybe Zika Virus wasn't the best conversation-starter. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1361 20 years of marriage, and his Kafkaesque qualities still make me go weak in my knees. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1362 And this Ms. Brzzlscz. She just moved up from the Florida swamps to take advantage of our warming climate. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1363 Let me introduce you to my husband, Mr. Wes Nile. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1364 Celeste, honey, tell them your drain survival story. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1365 Honey, you'll be glad to know that Karen and Ralph are both AB negative. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1366 Don’t you think you’re carrying this blood-sucking capitalist persona a bit too far, Buzz? 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1367 Since you're partial to reds may I introduce you to the Rothschilds? 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1368 Only female mosquitoes drink blood. This is Barolo. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1369 Well that's interesting; I didn't know there were slight notes of pesticide and herbicide in that particular Bourdeaux. 1.3432 0.04365 169 119 42 8
1370 With today's norms, we refer to him as an opportunistic financial player, not a blood sucker. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1371 Coast is clear, Mozzie. Janice and Harold are etymologists, not entomologists. 1.3430 0.04393 172 122 41 9
1372 John is a lawyer, you ought to have a lot in common. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
1373 The amazing thing is that we actually met in a fruit market. 1.3429 0.04775 175 130 30 15
1374 Paul, Jane - I want you to meet Steve. I'm _sure_ you've heard all the buzz about him. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1375 I can see your point 1.3427 0.04367 178 127 41 10
1376 ...and Jim here just flew in this morning. 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
1377 Want to hear the latest buzz? 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1378 Do you have to point that thing? 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1379 I think he's got a point. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1380 What did you think was in the Bloody Mary? 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1381 Murray's had a tough go since moving here from Minneapolis--the market has been down and there's always the stigma male mosquitoes must face even though they don't bite. 1.3420 0.04266 193 139 42 12
1382 His laughter's infectious. 1.3418 0.03899 196 136 53 7
1383 And this is my husband Jerry, the acupuncturist. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1384 Her whining is annoying, but she makes a Bloody Mary to die for. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1385 Honey, Dont you I think that it might be time to move away from 3 Mile Island. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1386 You always ask such pointed questions. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1387 Please tell me that’s wine in your glass. 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
1388 I used to travel to hot and humid areas to give people malaria, but now I’m just a drunk like everyone else. 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
1389 Gregor works with those bloodsuckers down in Collections. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
1390 Have you met Larry? He's a Hedge Fund Manager; but I guess that's obvious. 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
1391 Frank believes in total diversity in hiring. And it's paid off. I mean we've all heard about lawyers being nothing but bloodsuckers but you haven't seen Smithers here work a corporate tax case yet! 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
1392 A toast to Georg, my comfort insect. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1393 I can always count on Skeeter showing up. He’s a huge sucker for an open bar. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1394 So, what's the latest buzz from overseas? 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1395 What do you mean, you would prefer a bloody mary? 1.3413 0.04862 167 124 29 14
1396 I gave at the office. 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
1397 It’s an American Red Cross blend. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
1398 Shall we go hover over the appetizers? 1.3412 0.04501 170 122 38 10
1399 This wine is repellent. 1.3411 0.04032 214 154 47 13
1400 Wow! This pest is my ex-neighbor. The last time I saw you, you were only this big. 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
1401 Let me introduce you! Turns out, he's quite the authority on malaria! 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1402 Buzz makes a wicked Bloody Mary. And his Stingers are to die for. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
1403 He's a lobbyist for the pest control industry. 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
1404 I'd like you to meet Ed, my bloodsucking husband. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
1405 Haven't we met before? I never forget a proboscis. 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
1406 My lawyer is the real blood sucker. 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
1407 Yes, I talk, I drink, I smoke and I’m only two months old. 1.3407 0.04831 182 138 26 18
1408 This is Harold. Harold carries the West Side virus. 1.3405 0.04252 185 132 43 10
1409 Professor Petzold is an expert on Kafka. 1.3405 0.04648 185 138 31 16
1410 The Johnsons here were just saying they’re thinking about donating blood, and I realized we have an expert in attendance! 1.3405 0.04585 185 137 33 15
1411 I thought I ordered a mojito. 1.3403 0.04779 191 146 25 20
1412 I'll get you another drink. I didn't know that male mosquitos don't drink blood. 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
1413 Hope we all learn to get comfortable embracing diversity! 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
1414 Listen. I’m not joking. His beak is at least this big. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
1415 Mo, I think you know Citronella and Deet? 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
1416 I’d suggest you stick with the Bloody Mary’s... 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1417 And Jake here just landed a dream job at BuzzFeed. 1.3396 0.05112 159 120 24 15
1418 What law firm do you work for? 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
1419 We are happy you are drinking out of a glass tonight. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1420 You both work on Wall Street. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1421 You know Bob and Josie. You stung them last summer. 1.3394 0.04901 165 123 28 14
1422 Meet Anopheles. She prefers red. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1423 Quito loves people, but tonight she's sticking with Cabernet. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1424 I used to drink O negative by the gallon in college, but now if I have anything more than a glass of AB positive, I cannot sleep through the night. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1425 She just came back from her visit to the Mosquito Coast. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
1426 We've had offers from Malaria, Zika, West Nile Virus and Dengue Fever - but what he really wants to do is direct. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
1427 I'd like to introduce the life-blood of the party. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1428 Andrea and Charlie, meet Skeeter. He's a Summer Seasonal from Sarasota. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1429 So I said "malaria? I hardly know her!" 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1430 His friends call him Skeeter. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1431 We met last summer. 1.3391 0.04196 174 122 45 7
1432 I'm feeling a little buzzed. You? 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
1433 Clever of you to just buzz yourself in! 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
1434 I've been itching to introduce you to my new boyfriend. 1.3390 0.04660 177 131 32 14
1435 This is Harold from the Wetlands Advocacy Center 1.3390 0.04227 177 125 44 8
1436 So you're the new neighbors creating all that buzz. 1.3389 0.04181 180 127 45 8
1437 Honestly,I just can't afford to live on the Upper West Nile anymore. 1.3389 0.04537 180 132 35 13
1438 He only drinks reds. 1.3388 0.04349 183 132 40 11
1439 I wanted to honeymoon in Paris, but we settled on a garbage dump in Pittsburgh. 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
1440 Could I get you something in a flute? 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
1441 They’re here to see what all the buzz is about. 1.3387 0.04368 186 135 39 12
1442 Have you met the Citronellas? 1.3387 0.04627 186 139 31 16
1443 We met during my Caribbean vacation.” 1.3385 0.04037 195 138 48 9
1444 Let me introduce you Steve, these are type O and type B 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1445 How’s your Grasshopper? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1446 No, no. I ordered Moscato wine. 1.3377 0.05137 151 113 25 13
1447 That stuff will give you a buzz! 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1448 We met at the botanical gardens. 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1449 I couldn't ignore him in bed. He was just insatiable. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1450 He can't tell a merlot from a pinot noir, but Type O he knows 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1451 Actually, we met at a Zika conference. It was love at first bite. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1452 This red has some legs. 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
1453 Really? The IRS? 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1454 He flew all the way across the pond to be here. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
1455 Where are my manners? Let me get you a Bloody Mary. 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1456 Actually, Jerry is a phlebotomist! 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
1457 Here's to getting a buzz on. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
1458 Franklin here prefers a full-bodied red. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
1459 It was love at first bite. 1.3373 0.04813 169 126 29 14
1460 He adds a buzz to every party 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1461 He ordered a “Stinger,” and the next thing we knew....” 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
1462 That's a good year for an O Negative. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
1463 So you limit yourself to reds, you say? 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
1464 I see you’ve already had a bite. 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
1465 So, have you fed on anyone I know recently? 1.3371 0.04480 175 127 37 11
1466 Heard the latest buzz? 1.3371 0.04331 175 125 41 9
1467 A-positive? That won't go well with the fish. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
1468 Hey Bob, have you tried the O Negative? It goes great with everything! 1.3371 0.04282 178 127 42 9
1469 ..and for you another Vodka Stinger, right ? 1.3371 0.04356 178 128 40 10
1470 He's related to Gnat King Cole. 1.3371 0.04499 178 130 36 12
1471 We’ve kept it at 98.6F 1.3371 0.04499 178 130 36 12
1472 Eau-de-Citronellla. Why, do you like it? 1.3371 0.04428 178 129 38 11
1473 Nat's either an etymologist or an entomologist … I can never remember which... 1.3371 0.04208 178 126 44 8
1474 Oh, have you met Sting? 1.3370 0.04650 181 135 31 15
1475 With summer approaching, I thought it best we put this all behind us. 1.3370 0.04235 181 129 43 9
1476 I think you may have misread the flier. You see, "WASP" is an acronym. 1.3370 0.04530 184 136 34 14
1477 Tom, Lisa, meet our landlord. 1.3370 0.04785 184 140 26 18
1478 You got a buzz on already? 1.3370 0.04530 184 136 34 14
1479 This is Skeeter. We met camping last year in the Catskills. 1.3370 0.04260 184 132 42 10
1480 Would you like another Stinger? 1.3369 0.04414 187 137 37 13
1481 If you think he's a bloodsucker, you should meet my ex-husband's attorney! 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
1482 And you may know the Jones. They work in banking too. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
1483 Yes, I am drinking blood. I am on the Mos-Keto diet. 1.3368 0.04562 193 145 31 17
1484 Tom, Linda... this is Nick. He teaches phlebotomy over at NYU. 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
1485 I think you have a point there. 1.3367 0.04462 199 149 33 17
1486 I'm a sucker for a Stinger 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
1487 Funny, we're the opposite. I'm the cocktail drinker, and Marty only drinks red. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1488 He says it’s got the nose and color of what he’s used to, but not the body 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1489 My parents were anti-vaxers. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1490 My friend here takes issue with the slogan “Buzzed driving is drunk driving”. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1491 Of course . Let me get you a Bloody Mary . 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1492 I can get you a Bloody Mary if you prefer that. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1493 It's not just you - we're all buzzing a bit, Howard. 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1494 You look like you got your buzz on already. 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1495 I'm not gonna lie, he doesn't look anything like his profile picture... but a date's a date! 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1496 They only bite when they're sober. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1497 We saw him in our rain barrel and it was love at first sight. 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
1498 No no no, Jane and Bob, you’ll be fine. He only likes bloody MARYS. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1499 Wouldn't you agree that the positive aspects of climate change do not get talked about enough? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1500 ...and this is one of Fred's bloodsucking lawyers. 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1501 I want you to meet my old friend from summer camp. 1.3353 0.04282 173 123 42 8
1502 Billy, this is the unique couple I've been telling you about 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1503 Francine works in the genetic engineering lab. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
1504 These parties are becoming a such a drag. It's great to have some fresh blood around here. 1.3353 0.04360 173 124 40 9
1505 This is Anopheles. Her kids are already out of the house. 1.3353 0.04869 173 131 26 16
1506 From the outset ours was not your garden-variety relationship 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
1507 Let me introduce you—John and Patty are blood-sucking vermin, and Lisa is a mosquito. 1.3352 0.04602 176 130 33 13
1508 That's right, you were at the pool party. So how are the larvae? 1.3352 0.04287 182 131 41 10
1509 Yes, I see your point. 1.3352 0.04287 182 131 41 10
1510 I'm a sucker for some good wine. 1.3352 0.04216 182 130 43 9
1511 What a surprise. I didn't hear you come in. 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
1512 Bob's been generating quite the buzz around town. 1.3351 0.04100 185 131 46 8
1513 You might like a Stinger instead. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
1514 Before we met, he thought everyone sucks. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
1515 I'm not being negative. In fact,I'm O Positive. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1516 Well I think your point sucks. 1.3333 0.04512 192 144 32 16
1517 Okay, well, then let's toast to the pest control guy who never shows up. 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
1518 Phil is B-negative and Leah is AB negative! 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1519 Let introduce you to my attorney. 1.3333 0.04649 177 132 31 14
1520 Are you feeling the buzz? 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1521 I told him we're having fish, but he insists on only drinking red. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1522 I suppose you don’t need a straw...? 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
1523 I’d like to introduce my blood-sucking lawyer 1.3333 0.05100 159 121 23 15
1524 I'm so glad you're here, Matt! I wanted you to meet Bill and Stacy, because I think you have a lot in common. They're both volunteers at the American Red Cross. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
1525 Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams to find himself trapped in a conversation about the benefits of cleansing. 1.3333 0.04971 168 128 24 16
1526 I think we're all happy your wife is in the Hamptons this weekend, Mort. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1527 I prefer white Burgundys, but he's got a thing for AB negative from Atlanta. 1.3333 0.04661 180 135 30 15
1528 Nobody ordered a Stinger. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
1529 This is my friend, Mary, from Naples. She’s a phlebotomist. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1530 I would have figured you for a Bloody Mary! 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1531 The Hamptons are refreshingly Type-A. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1532 Oh I’m glad you’re here; we were just saying this party needed a little buzz. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1533 You could be right, if Trump can get into office, you'd probably have a good shot.. 1.3333 0.04290 177 127 41 9
1534 Cheers! I may eat like a bird, but I drink like a fish. 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
1535 I'd like you two to meet the First Lady of Minnesota. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
1536 Mo here is a specialist in infectious diseases. 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1537 This isn't what I imagined when you said you had a bug problem. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1538 I have heard a great new drink which uses only mesquite and a tomato...I think it's called The Mesquito...have you tried it? 1.3333 0.04327 165 117 41 7
1539 No worries, he prefers a Merlot to a Type-O 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
1540 I'm a strict nectar and fruit juice guy. It's my wife who's the bloodsucker. 1.3333 0.05152 150 113 24 13
1541 I had you as the Bloody Mary type! 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
1542 A bloody Mary. And yours? 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
1543 This is Joyce. She works at the IRS. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1544 Ready for another Type O, Fred? 1.3333 0.04387 180 131 38 11
1545 Not much of a nose but the legs go on forever. 1.3333 0.04467 171 124 37 10
1546 No, really . . . WHAT are you drinking ? 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
1547 Meet Bob. He's in the extraction industry. 1.3333 0.04017 180 126 48 6
1548 I know, you see mosquito and think Chardonnay, right? 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1549 He's a hell of a lawyer. 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1550 Our therapist says it’s only co-dependence if I drink his blood, too. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1551 You can't tell me you've never tried a stinger!? 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
1552 I'll let David tell the story - he's such a sucker for romance! 1.3333 0.04169 180 128 44 8
1553 Don’t tell me. Bloody Mary. Right? 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
1554 Penetrating! 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
1555 So you've never even seen the Nile? 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1556 I’d ask if that’s wine, but I don’t think I want to know... 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
1557 Howard hasn't been himself since his return from Lubango. 1.3315 0.04705 181 137 28 16
1558 Miss Skuito meet He and Mo Globin 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1559 And do you want to know what she said? All right I’ll bite. 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1560 That's an excellent point, just don't stick me with it. 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1561 I initially found him really irritating—but one drink led to another, we discussed our shared fear of spiders, and eventually the love bug bit me. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1562 This is a full-bodied AB blend with an O-positive finish. 1.3314 0.04241 175 125 42 8
1563 Good timing – we were just talking about the resurgence of the West Nile Virus. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
1564 Sorry, I'd prefer a Grasshopper. 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
1565 Did I mix up the Type O Negative and the Merlot again? 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
1566 As you can see, he's survived many Raids. 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
1567 Michael is also an agent. 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1568 No, I don't need you to spear my olive. 1.3314 0.04088 169 118 46 5
1569 ...and this is Malaria. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
1570 He likes red wine only and can drink a whole bottle without removing the cork. 1.3314 0.04498 169 123 36 10
1571 So you're going to run on the anti-Roundup platform. 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1572 Thanks to global warming, they get smarter and bigger every year. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1573 Bob, Judy you remember, Morty, my old friend from summer camp? 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
1574 This is Skeeter! He just moved into our bird bath. 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1575 You're right!......I never should have added steroids to the insecticide! 1.3313 0.05004 163 124 24 15
1576 I'd like you both to meet Bugsy--he's going to be staying with me for a week until I have the house sprayed. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
1577 John, I was just telling the Henderson's about your dead-on Elvis impersonation. 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
1578 Yeah, that's a good point. 1.3313 0.04497 160 115 37 8
1579 It has its advantages; I don’t need straws 1.3313 0.04497 160 115 37 8
1580 I'm beginning to think that my office is being bugged. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1581 No, Karen, you wouldn’t like it; it isn’t an ordinary Bloody Mary. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1582 What can I say, it was classic case of love at first bite. 1.3311 0.04479 151 107 38 6
1583 I met George at the Blood Drive! 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1584 You must meet Brian. He is visiting us all the way from Uganda...specifically the West Nile region. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1585 Here's to your metamorphosis 1.3309 0.04674 136 96 35 5
1586 Your skinny jeans are stunning. 1.3298 0.04574 188 142 30 16
1587 George, how are the gene splicing experiments going? 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
1588 One more glass and you should have a good buzz. 1.3297 0.04366 185 136 37 12
1589 Mo, meet your hosts. 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
1590 He’s not much to look at but my god he plays my g-spot like a Stradivarius. 1.3297 0.04563 185 139 31 15
1591 It's called the exoskeleton diet and it works wonders. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
1592 What can I say, I’m a sucker for reds! 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
1593 All we’re saying is maybe we can play another game besides Twister.” 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
1594 This is Lance, our new Vector Consultant...he's sure to bring fresh blood into the department! 1.3296 0.04100 179 127 45 7
1595 They grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday they were larva -- now, five days later, they're fully grown adults. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
1596 He's from the Superfund site across the street. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
1597 I take it you like the Bloody Mary? 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
1598 Have you met Steve? He works in corporate finance. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
1599 You might wanna ditch when the clapping starts. 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
1600 Your timing is impeccable, we were JUST discussing The Metamorphosis! 1.3294 0.04397 170 123 38 9
1601 We're so glad you came to our species-reveal party. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1602 May I help you get the olive,Ma'am? 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
1603 I prefer a grasshopper 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
1604 I bet you think I'm just another blood-sucking management type. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
1605 Which is why I was saying, I don't think we can even *have* a discussion about implicit bias without mentioning insectionality. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1606 I'd like you to meet Henry from my garden club. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
1607 She made the kabobs. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
1608 The AB seems a little oakier than the O positive. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1609 Lawrence's area of expertise is in blood transfusions." 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1610 Let me introduce you to my divorce attorney, he has quite a reputation! 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1611 Yes, we heard the Keto diet works too, but it appear to have some side effects. 1.3284 0.04357 201 151 34 16
1612 You'll appreciate this 2016 vintage AB-Negative. 1.3284 0.04000 201 145 46 10
1613 What made you want to become an entomologist? 1.3282 0.04393 195 146 34 15
1614 Is the glass okay?...Or do you prefer a beaker? 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
1615 Sangria, right? 1.3280 0.04615 189 144 28 17
1616 Nigel! So glad you could make it. I know your time is short. 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
1617 And then I crossed a mosquito with a hipster. 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
1618 “No thanks. One stinger’s enough for me.” 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
1619 I thought you were bringing Mojitos." 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
1620 Don't they make such lovely hosts? 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
1621 All kidding aside, it was here when we moved in. 1.3277 0.04352 177 129 38 10
1622 It's nice to meet a real born and raised New Yorker 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
1623 No, S.W.A.T. is a TV show we watch. We don't ever swat anything. 1.3277 0.04202 177 127 42 8
1624 And our keynote speaker will be updating us on the battle against the DEET state. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1625 And this is Skeeter, he wrote that stinging piece of satire I told you about. 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
1626 We've worked through his parasitic tendencies and we're very happy now... 1.3275 0.04216 171 122 42 7
1627 Esmeralda no longer enjoys giving mosquito bites after we introduced her to alcohol. 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
1628 Meet Ms.Quito ! 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1629 His latest hit has gone absolutely viral!! 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1630 Well, when we first let him in we thought he was a hummingbird. 1.3274 0.04813 168 127 27 14
1631 I don't think Bill and Melinda are against everyone in your line of work, just those leaching off society the wrong way. 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
1632 No, I'm not interested in going out for a bite to eat 1.3273 0.04397 165 119 38 8
1633 I guess you could say it was love at first bite, right dear? 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1634 Everyone, this is my friend Mel Aria. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1635 I was just telling Fred here about your condo on the Mosquito Coast. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
1636 When I told him I was 'A negative' he said that's really not his type. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1637 May I introduce you to Mr. Anopheles? He was recently genetically modified. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1638 The last time I saw you your beak was this big. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1639 You think this party sucks? just try spend an evening with this guy 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1640 They make the best stingers here. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1641 Bloody Mary? 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1642 So... how was the flight? 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
1643 So, you say that you prefer full bodied?? 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
1644 Why don't you three bloodsuckers get acquainted? 1.3262 0.04457 187 140 33 14
1645 He's just a little buzzed. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
1646 I always feel awkward at parties too 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
1647 I'm sure Mr. Gates doesn't have anything against you personally. 1.3260 0.04211 181 131 41 9
1648 My shrink told me that sometimes a mosquito is just a mosquito. 1.3258 0.04182 178 128 42 8
1649 Buzzed already? 1.3257 0.04741 175 133 27 15
1650 Sam, I'd like to introduce you to the Joneses. They're warm-blooded mammals, too! 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
1651 Let me introduce you to Mr. O Positive and Ms. AB Negative. 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
1652 Why did you just assume I wanted a dark red, Karen? 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
1653 He's got a rather unique view on the theory of evolution 1.3256 0.04354 172 125 38 9
1654 Let me introduce our resident expert on red blends. 1.3256 0.04729 172 130 28 14
1655 Wow, this Bloody Mary tastes just like the real thing. 1.3256 0.04508 172 127 34 11
1656 Sorry I assumed you would like a Bloody Mary. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1657 Oh yes, the bloodbank has an excellent selection of reds. 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1658 Let me introduce you to the Hendersons. Unlike you, they don't bite. 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
1659 I think you'll like it, it's called a Bloody Mary. 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
1660 We adore her, but mum's the word! She's undocumented. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1661 Tell us the secret of these Bloody Marys of yours. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1662 This chardonnay is fantastic, but I'm a sucker for reds. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1663 I saw the strangest cartoon in the New Yorker this week... 1.3253 0.04619 166 123 32 11
1664 This is my third cousin Gerald. He contacted me on 23andMe and says that we're blood relatives! 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1665 He can also grab that olive for you or stir your drink. And he works for flies. 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
1666 Jeff, Lisa--meet Steve. Don't worry, he doesn't bite! 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
1667 I like to get a little buzzed before I fly. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1668 O positive? 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
1669 Must be great being able to vaccinate your own kids! 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1670 Speaking of intrusive species... 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1671 Well, Lance, here, teaches 7th grade math and I'm a phlebotomist 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1672 This our new neighbor Dr. Tse-Tse. He and his family recently relocated from Brazil. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1673 I'm a plastic surgeon. Why do you ask? 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1674 Perhaps you'd prefer that in a beaker 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1675 Ms. Quito chairs Wetlands Preservation 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1676 I was telling them about your identity crisis, honey. 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
1677 So, Giermo was just explaining how hard it is to live his best life when he's only got 24 hours - and that's of course if he doesn't encounter any windshields, and we all know how impossible city traffic can be. So, we can sympathize, am I right? 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1678 This is Larry from H.R. Don’t let him get under your skin. 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
1679 I was just telling the Ackermans about your new diet! 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1680 I thought you’d prefer red! 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1681 The fact of the matter is, human blood runs a distant second to a nice, fleshy Châteauneuf-du-Pape. 1.3243 0.04003 185 132 46 7
1682 so - what made you want to become a hematologist? 1.3243 0.04003 185 132 46 7
1683 I understand that you and Dr. Klein share an interest in West Nile Virus. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
1684 I'm so pleased you showed us your true form congressman. 1.3242 0.04606 182 138 29 15
1685 Now that she is a grown-up,we let her suck blood from a glass. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1686 I'm afraid all we have is type AB. Is that okay? 1.3240 0.04593 179 135 30 14
1687 Remember buzzed driving is drunk driving. 1.3240 0.04237 179 130 40 9
1688 The invitation said we were serving stingers. 1.3240 0.04311 179 131 38 10
1689 I would like you to meet Ronald, a terrible bloodsucking pest, and certainly our best chance for Senator! 1.3239 0.05340 142 109 20 13
1690 I’ve been slapped around as well. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1691 This lovely guy was able to grow up and take his place among us simply because we said no to vaccines. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
1692 So you went from a blood expert to a wine expert. 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
1693 The buzz on Arthur is he's a pest. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1694 Moe is quite the expert on reds 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1695 And this is Lowell Anopheles, of the Boston Anopheles. 1.3237 0.04705 173 131 28 14
1696 ‘’’We’ve been bonding over our refusal to give up red meat .’’ 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
1697 So I said: Hey Waiter, there isn’t a fly in my soup! 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
1698 Which do you prefer, the red or the white blood cells? 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
1699 This bartender makes a great Stinger, you should try one! 1.3235 0.04616 170 127 31 12
1700 Now, everybody tells you one has to fumigate, but Sebastian here has a refreshingly different view on bed bugs. 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
1701 I know we're not the perfect match, but we connect at a primal level. 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
1702 No, no, no. It's not that kind of tasting. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
1703 Our apologies. The Clinic was all out of O negative. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
1704 Brings a whole new meaning to “getting buzzed. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
1705 Lawson, give us your perspective on what it is like to have been born three weeks ago. 1.3231 0.04197 195 144 39 12
1706 Some of my best friends are anopheles quadrimaculatus. 1.3231 0.04134 195 143 41 11
1707 So you have a waterfront condo behind the nuclear waste site? 1.3231 0.04382 195 147 33 15
1708 So, no Bloody Mary tonight? 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
1709 Now before we swap partners let me remind you -- never judge a book by its cover. 1.3229 0.04177 192 141 40 11
1710 I actually prefer white wine, but I get this a lot. 1.3229 0.04368 192 144 34 14
1711 This here is my cousin, Mitch. Which is why we asked everyone to wear loose, long-sleeved shirts and cover up as much as possible. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1712 Because it gives me a buzz... 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1713 And to my mother-in-law, who will go to any length to create a distraction. 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
1714 Yes it is a Zika Red 2016. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1715 Oh, only DEET-free drinks, I assure you. 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
1716 So tell me about your 23andMe results. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1717 AGAIN with the " exceptional nose and a sharp finish???" 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
1718 So,is that anything like a Grasshopper? 1.3226 0.04057 186 134 44 8
1719 Our gardener suggested we invite beneficial insects. 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
1720 No, I haven't introduced him to my parents yet. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1721 Preston, I'm thrilled to be able to introduce Sid and Rachel Rosenblum — the club's first non-Wasps! 1.3224 0.04584 183 139 29 15
1722 Larry just moved in next door. You know, where the marsh is. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1723 Yes, he has an amazing nose for wine. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1724 You, my friend, get the good stuff - AB positive. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1725 It's not that we don't like you, we're just afraid of you. 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
1726 I would like to introduce my bloodsucking attorney 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
1727 You would really enjoy reading Kafka. 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
1728 Raymond handles all of my infestments. 1.3218 0.04752 174 133 26 15
1729 ...So then I said--you're gonna love this--I said, hey Franz,you woke up as a what? 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
1730 Don't mind him... he's buzzed. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1731 You should try the red. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1732 Would you like another bloody Mary? 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
1733 Honey, the Wilson's are just itching to hear where you found this delicious red wine. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1734 Frank, why do you have to be such a buzzkill? 1.3216 0.04012 199 145 44 10
1735 It's a symbiotic relationship. 1.3214 0.04164 168 120 42 6
1736 Let me introduce you to the reason our parties always generate so much buzz. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
1737 This guy can really make a girl itch if you know what I mean. 1.3214 0.04164 168 120 42 6
1738 It's called a stinger 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
1739 You always have to stick your nose in! 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
1740 So a man walks into a bar and says, 'Nice legs'... 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1741 Don't be so modest, Dirk. Dirk here is the world's top killer of us. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
1742 Slip of the tongue. I meant to say, you've invested in the neighborhood. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
1743 He's always preferred a red 1.3211 0.04202 190 140 39 11
1744 Have you two met my friend Zika? 1.3211 0.04820 190 150 19 21
1745 It seems he's jealous we're drinking grasshoppers 1.3210 0.04435 162 118 36 8
1746 Harold, do that thing you do. 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
1747 Attorney, bloodsucker, . . . we’re all in the same “bag,” aren’t we? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
1748 I was just explaining, it’s not really a bite, it’s more a pierce. 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
1749 I'd like you to meet my husband, Bob, who just returned from an extensive trip to the West Nile Valley. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
1750 ... and this is our new head of Entomology. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1751 We thought we hired Sting for entertainment, and he just kinda grew on us.” 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
1752 Honey, tell them your funny 'weirdo walks into a bar' story. 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
1753 How do you like your Stinger? 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
1754 Oh, I'm just sipping to prolong the enjoyment. God knows when I'll get a glass of AB-negative again." 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1755 Bob, Carol...meet my friend Skeeter. Fortunately, I'm not his type. 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
1756 ...and this is Cheryl, my phlebotomist. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
1757 I don't usually get this big a buzz from the first martini. 1.3204 0.04616 181 138 28 15
1758 Chilled? Last night, darling, you said that you preferred 98.6." 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
1759 I'd prefer a Bloody Mary 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
1760 Oh, I'm sorry. A Bloody Mary is a drink, not a person. 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
1761 Helen is an influencer in the field of bloodborne diseases. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
1762 I’ve been told I have a nose for good wines. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1763 Do you have a point? 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
1764 This guy sucks. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
1765 Skeeter here would like a very Bloody Mary. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1766 Honey, this is the couple I was telling you about. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1767 ...and this is my husband Robert, who just retired from the Round Up plant. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1768 If you'd prefer a glass of AB negative instead, I'm sure Bob here would be willing to oblige. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1769 How’s that full-bodied red? 1.3200 0.04136 175 126 42 7
1770 So type O has top notes of blackberry? 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
1771 They'd like to know what's in your glass, dear. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1772 He gets buzzed after just a few sips!" 1.3198 0.04261 172 125 39 8
1773 I'm sorry we're all out of Type A would you settle for Type O instead? 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1774 Harry, tell them about the time you held up a blood bank 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1775 So, what's the buzz these days? 1.3194 0.04377 191 144 33 14
1776 Sure, he takes up space, and there's the occasional bite, but he mixes the perfect Stinger. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
1777 You did ask for a Stinger. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
1778 So what's the latest buzz? 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
1779 Its a funny story really, we we're both donating blood and we just clicked 1.3191 0.04091 188 137 42 9
1780 My doctor said I’m anemic ..,, 1.3191 0.04489 188 143 30 15
1781 And this is my husband, Cyril, an expert in field testing pesticides... 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
1782 You must be the lawyer! 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
1783 And this is Maureen. She’s here on a job swap program doing pay day loans. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
1784 I'll tell ya what bugs me... 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
1785 He got through border control because his visa said he's extinct. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
1786 Sorry to be a pest, but I am a pest. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
1787 Of course it's a Bloody Mary - what else would it be? 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
1788 Did you hear that this place was bugged? 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
1789 He thinks the pinot has hints of earthworms and weevils. 1.3185 0.05034 157 121 22 14
1790 I think I prefer the grasshopper. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1791 Yes, I agree; biodiversity is paramount. 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
1792 But the sex is fantastic... isn't it, dear. 1.3184 0.03916 179 127 47 5
1793 Stop poking me already. You've GOT a drink! 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1794 As long as we have enough wine our blood supply is safe. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1795 Normally I expect you to have a bloody Mary, but I suppose Mary's not here tonight. 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
1796 I figured that as a blood-sucking insect, I would be right at home in Washington. 1.3182 0.04705 176 135 26 15
1797 Quinine? No, it's red wine. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1798 Meet Gregor. His world view is just infectious. 1.3182 0.04265 198 149 35 14
1799 Watch out for Mossy here - he always drinks someone under the table. 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
1800 I must say, you're looking quite sharp. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1801 I don't think these mind-bending, hallucinogenic drugs are all they're cracked up to be, are they, Eric?" 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
1802 John and Sylvia, I'd like you to meet Fred, my proctologist. 1.3179 0.04763 173 133 25 15
1803 Jeremy is always looking for fresh blood. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1804 Rodney says giving up blood for Pinot Noir has been awesome. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1805 Global warming has affected our local mosquito population. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
1806 This guy sucks at parties. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1807 Do you have any O negative? It’s my guilty pleasure! 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1808 Interesting tidbit: Becky here just copulated with and disposed of her partner in the parlor ten minutes ago. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
1809 Did you hear about the incident at the blood drive? 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
1810 Lawyers. Amiright? 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1811 We were just saying that it is not only the Shiraz that has fine legs. 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
1812 A,B,O... it all tastes the same to me. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1813 So, you’re claim is that you’re more highly evolved because your species banned straws so long ago? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1814 You seem really buzzed. 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
1815 Sometimes I think that we opened up our membership a bit too much! 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
1816 He always gets right to the point. 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
1817 Larry, would you say this metamorphosis has given you new perspective? 1.3172 0.04322 186 139 35 12
1818 So, who's in your Bloody Mary? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
1819 Skeeter, this is Norm and Sue. They are both O Positive, so be nice! 1.3171 0.05099 164 129 18 17
1820 And this is Sam, who prefers O-positive over the pinot noir varietal. 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1821 So you're on the fast track to CEO of a Big Pharma firm. 1.3169 0.04637 183 141 26 16
1822 We've just been itching to have you at one of our weekly shindigs. 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
1823 Yes, they're humans. I'm allowed to have human friends too. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
1824 Sure I’ll take that but you need to know ahead of time that I’m not your blood type. 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
1825 Jim, Sally- I'd like you to meet our new neighbor, Mr. Vector Bourne. 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
1826 No, actually I’m not having a Stinger. Why do you ask? 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
1827 Red? 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1828 I see your point! 1.3167 0.04204 180 132 39 9
1829 No, where are you "really" from? 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
1830 My WASP friend I was telling you about? 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1831 Remember when Grasshoppers were all the rage? 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1832 I always take my quinine with gin, too 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
1833 A Straw? Really? 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
1834 And this is Dr. Mosca, the Hematologist I was telling you about. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
1835 I said Bloody Mary, not blood of Mary. 1.3161 0.04669 174 133 27 14
1836 Say, let's get Bill's opinion on this whole GMO thing. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1837 He prefers Bloody Marys. 1.3161 0.04669 174 133 27 14
1838 Your family is from Three Mile Island, isn't that right? 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
1839 He makes the best Bloody Mary's 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
1840 This is Spike, he's my love bug. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1841 What do you mean, "it tastes of DDT"? 1.3158 0.04727 171 131 26 14
1842 Guys, I’d like you to meet Ms. Quitto 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1843 Symptoms of Upper West Side Nile are very different. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1844 This is Clark, he just returned from west of the Nile. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1845 He really sucks the energy out of every conversation... 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
1846 Lisa couldn't come. Turns out she's carrying malaria. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
1847 Marge, Bill, I’d like you to meet Buzz 1.3158 0.04653 171 130 28 13
1848 No, Kyle, I'm sure we met in West, not East Nile. 1.3158 0.04799 171 132 24 15
1849 You say you prefer Bloody Marys? 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1850 So we've jumped on the Malbec bandwagon with all twelve feet, have we? 1.3155 0.03881 187 134 47 6
1851 Fred was just telling me about his trip back from the Nile. 1.3155 0.04235 187 139 37 11
1852 What, exactly, is your point? 1.3155 0.04369 187 141 33 13
1853 Yes, I know you wanted a grasshopper, but I think you'll like the merlot. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
1854 He just has such a wonderful thirst for life. 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
1855 I prefer Martinis to Stingers. 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
1856 Clearly he hasn't drained the swamp. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1857 He calls it a "Cabernet Positive". 1.3152 0.04550 184 141 28 15
1858 You said you’d behave if I gave you a Bloody Mary. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1859 Why do they keeping asking me if I'm drinking grasshoppers? 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
1860 Freshen your AB negative? 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1861 Yes I know, your life really sucks! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
1862 It's a citronella infusion. We want you to go away. 1.3149 0.04468 181 137 31 13
1863 Well, here's to mutual coexistance 1.3149 0.04035 181 131 43 7
1864 Well, it just rained and it’s getting dark. Gosh, am I thirsty! 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
1865 I think you'll find it bold and full-bodied -- it's A Positive. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1866 Here...let me get you a beaker. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
1867 Well, that makes two of us. I can‘t sleep at night either. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
1868 This moscato is just lovely 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
1869 We're not always a nuisance at parties. 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
1870 Hatched out in June. And Look! Already so grown up. 1.3145 0.04292 159 115 38 6
1871 You have a point there 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
1872 The Bloody Mary is his favorite. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
1873 Relax. In our firm, you don't have to be bloodthirsty after five. 1.3144 0.04256 194 146 35 13
1874 She's good company as long as her glass is full. 1.3144 0.03997 194 142 43 9
1875 Another Bloody Mary, Dan? 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
1876 I should warn you it is stronger than bug juice. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1877 So what is it you did in Egypt? 1.3143 0.04200 175 128 39 8
1878 As you can see, my marriage is a literal nightmare. 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
1879 Hope red wine is ok, someone drank all the bloody marys. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1880 Meet Ano! She has 150 children and lives in the bungalow next to the wetlands. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
1881 Believe me, after a couple, you don't even feel it. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1882 With the gradual eradication of the enopheles mosquito, survivors lobbied financiers to develop a convenient method of drinking wine direct from a glass instead of the human vein which was inefficient and often dangerous. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1883 It’s a vintage red from the upper region. 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
1884 What would you rather drink? 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
1885 Please keep your blood alcohol down - I need to fly tonight. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1886 Did you want a stinger? 1.3138 0.04349 188 142 33 13
1887 People try to swat Jared after he's had a couple, too. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
1888 Oh I'm sorry, you said you wanted a bloody Mary. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
1889 ‘...and then I said to her, ‘Oh yeah? Bite me!’ .’ -caption by Annie Phaosawasdi 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1890 No offense, but everyone refers to lawyers as bloodsuckers. 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
1891 This is Mo. She's never invited, but she keeps showing up anyway. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
1892 No, that's not a Bloody Mary that I'm drinking. Why does everyone ask me that? 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
1893 Well, I think you've got a point. 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
1894 And some, I assume, are good people. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
1895 How’s the red? 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
1896 She spent a summer fighting Malaria in the Congo and came back a changed woman. 1.3135 0.04121 185 136 40 9
1897 I feel a little buzzed. 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
1898 Interesting, so you say you can appreciate the bouquet better by drinking straight from the glass. 1.3135 0.03902 185 133 46 6
1899 I think you know these people already. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1900 And this is Mike He used to be in pesticides. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1901 Of course we drink bloody Marys. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1902 I know, just a little buzz means I shouldn't drive. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1903 This is Charlotte, our best web designer in the company. 1.3133 0.04823 166 128 24 14
1904 Bob Baker over there has a full-bodied, yet fruity, flavor. 1.3133 0.04898 166 129 22 15
1905 Henry, tell them about your new repellent idea. What was it called? Oh yes, ON. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1906 Carl just passed the bar! 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
1907 So, uh, the bloody mary here isn't made with blood? 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1908 I really don't think you need that extra buzz. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1909 No, seriously its tomato juice. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1910 Meet Buzz. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1911 You know how you get after the second Bloody Mary. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1912 I’d offer you a Bloody Mary, but she’s out of town this weekend. 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1913 My friend here is partial to Reds. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
1914 Sorry, I am o-negative. Thanks for asking. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
1915 So, who’s blood is sweeter? 1.3125 0.04530 192 149 26 17
1916 Turns out Jim here is the only one who's not a bloodsucking attorney. Being male, he actually prefers flower nectar. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
1917 Karl has a really good point... 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1918 I'm glad the wine is pesticide-free! 1.3125 0.04257 176 130 37 9
1919 Another Bloody Mary I presume 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
1920 I don't know about you but these parties just suck the life out of me! 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1921 May I introduce , ahh , I don't believe I told you both what exactly happened when our screen door was damaged . 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
1922 This wine sucks 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1923 Bill and Madeleine, this is the nameless bird that chooses the most obvious and least creative New Yorker cartoon caption contest winners. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1924 I think we ALL get the point 1.3125 0.04101 176 128 41 7
1925 We love having you at our parties, Stan! You're always O so Positive. 1.3122 0.04060 189 139 41 9
1926 ...and Edna here parleyed her strengths to become an ace phelobotimist... 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
1927 Reggie told me with complete sincerity that he is NOT a mosquito, and I believe him. Besides, how many mosquitoes do you know that drink Merlot? 1.3121 0.04226 173 127 38 8
1928 I, myself, have always been partial to stingers. 1.3121 0.04607 173 132 28 13
1929 I'm afraid to ask what you're drinking... 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
1930 Don't worry darling. What I said was, the cocktails are made with citron flavored vodka, not citronella. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
1931 The Type O Negative came highly recommended. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
1932 For the last time, BUZZ OFF! 1.3118 0.04572 186 144 26 16
1933 Speaking of anti-vaxers, Skeeter here has something to inject into the conversation. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1934 Over the years I have learned that inviting the annoying neighbors to the party ultimately makes for a better party. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
1935 Oh, don't mind Maurice, he likes to get under your skin... 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1936 His Grasshopper isn't that great, but he makes a mean Stinger. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1937 He's a lot of fun at parties but the TSA isn't buying that he's my support animal. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1938 Actually it's a blood orange martini....I think you'd like it. 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
1939 So you're what all the buzz is about. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1940 So Mark, how do you like working for the IRS? 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1941 It's always the red with you 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
1942 Vivian never learned to screen her party guests. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
1943 So what's your point? 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
1944 It's an open bar, so drink up everyone! Well, everyone except you Frank. 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
1945 I love him at home, but he really bugs me at parties. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
1946 I'd like to introduce you to some new blood. 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
1947 How about a bite to go with your wine? 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
1948 What’s your point? 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
1949 Mark and Karen, this is Stephanie, she also works in public health. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1950 What do you call a diet of only lichen and fat? The moss-keto! 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
1951 No, no it's all right...some of my best friends are needle-nosed bloodsucking bags of pestilence, see, I'm a lawyer. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
1952 Harold was just saying that he thinks long sleeves are gauche. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
1953 And this is Bob, our neighbor from the attic. 1.3111 0.03962 180 130 44 6
1954 Gregor here is fresh from Jupiter, Florida, where he masterminded quite a sting operation.” 1.3111 0.04040 180 131 42 7
1955 You are welcome, but we would appreciate a list of your previous hosts. 1.3111 0.04040 180 131 42 7
1956 And this is my doctoral thesis. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
1957 I guess Bob's personality wasn't repellent enough. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1958 Wouldn't you rather have a Bloody Mary? 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
1959 I'll take a Bloody Mary over a gin and tonic every time. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1960 If you're looking for a divorce lawyer, Harvey's your man. 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
1961 I asked for another stinger 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1962 Oh! Steve and Amy are CPAs, too! 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1963 Of course, I can get you a Bloody Mary instead 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
1964 And, as requested, one Bloody Mary. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1965 You're creating quite a buzz these days. 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1966 Until the fifth one, you felt perfectly normal? 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1967 Come meet Dave and Jillian, honey.They were just about to tell me about their very first camping trip. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1968 And this is Zoe, our lovely foreign exchange student. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1969 Something tells me that's not red wine 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1970 So, you're on a Mosq-Keto diet? 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
1971 What a surprise! I had assumed you would order a bloody Mary. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1972 An exquisite nose - and the wine's ok too 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
1973 Our guest is a hematologist. 1.3106 0.05003 161 126 20 15
1974 Jerry used to work in accounting, too. 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
1975 Why the long face? 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
1976 I think you might have met the Henderson’s before ... just before they got dengue last summer? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
1977 It is only the females of his species that drink blood, he is a scotch man. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
1978 Ms. Kito here was just telling me how much she enjoys your water features in your back yard. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
1979 This is Malaria. She's visiting from West Nile. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
1980 If that Bloody Mary is not to your liking, I can get you something else. 1.3103 0.04045 174 126 42 6
1981 Yes, we've met before. Many times. 1.3102 0.04154 187 139 38 10
1982 It’s B+, we’re out of O- 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
1983 It's a glass of our house red; it's sort of our little joke. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1984 He appreciates my A-positive outlook. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
1985 You are going to absolutely love it...just "B-Positive" 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
1986 Such a connoisseur . . . . . a glass of A-B negative. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1987 I'm going to freshen everyone's drink. Let me guess. You got the bloody mary? 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1988 We're talking here. Buzz off. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1989 The males feed on nectar. He only bites me for pleasure. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1990 I see you prefer red. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1991 He was just explaining how this was the best Westminster Dog show ever 1.3096 0.04138 197 148 37 12
1992 We met by a still pond at an Anti-Vaxxer's rally. 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1993 Don't worry, I'm not interested in your type. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
1994 I saw you from the wall and simply had to say hello. 1.3095 0.04543 168 127 30 11
1995 Another bloody mary? Haven't you had enough? 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1996 You went with white, huh? That's an unexpected choice. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1997 I started with just a sip, too. 1.3095 0.04132 168 122 40 6
1998 Okay, who's not really here? You or us? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
1999 Well we don't care for blue bloods either. 1.3094 0.04244 181 135 36 10
2000 Your new wine has an earthy tone with a hint of Carol 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
2001 No more wine. You look a little buzzed. 1.3092 0.04301 152 110 37 5
2002 'You must like mojitos then' 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
2003 Meet Mr. Johnson from the legal department. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
2004 This is Mr. Nile. Wes, isn't it? 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
2005 Hey, Franz . . . congratulations on selling METAMORPHOSIS to Warner Brothers! 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
2006 I asked the bartender to make me a stinger 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
2007 Buzz, meet Joe and Laura who are O negative! 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
2008 This is our lawyer. He is quite the bloodsucker! 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
2009 He makes the best mosqjitos 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
2010 Those senators are real bloodsu—I mean, well, they're..." 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2011 No, just Mary. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
2012 Edith has taken transitioning to the next level. 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2013 May I interest you in a Bloody Mary? 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2014 I said I'd like you to meet, not deet my new friend." 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2015 You're right. A bloody mary does give the best buzz. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2016 We were warned about their size before we left the states, but I honestly had no idea... 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
2017 These are my very good friends, John and Debra. They're exterminators. Wait... scratch that. 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2018 What's your favorite type? 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2019 So, you're Type A you say? 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
2020 Is that a real Bloody Mary? 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2021 She's wondering if we could make her a bloody mary. 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2022 Sorry, I'm a little buzzed. 1.3086 0.04025 175 127 42 6
2023 I don’t suppose you’d like a straw? 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
2024 Yes, I did order the Bloody Mary. 1.3085 0.04135 188 140 38 10
2025 Wouldn’t you prefer a Bloody Mary instead? 1.3085 0.04065 188 139 40 9
2026 You’re so well-versed on the benefits of stagnant water. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2027 I guess I just assumed you'd be a red wine drinker - but I can get you a white if you'd prefer. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2028 Have you met the Harrisons? They're both rather rare types. 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
2029 Mosca here has just invited me for a stroll in the woods. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2030 People say Marvin is a parasitic freeloader, but I love my little blood sucker, don’t I Marv? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2031 I’m surprised you aren’t enjoying your usual stinger. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2032 You’re going to want to hear Mr. Squitoe’s biting commentary on West Nile Virus. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
2033 It's 'Parasite Emeritus' now, isn't it? 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
2034 Arnie, do you know the Finkels? They own the house with the garden you can't stop talking about. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
2035 As they get older they switch to wine. 1.3081 0.03962 185 135 43 7
2036 Buzz is an architect who thinks windows shouldn't close. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2037 Is it true you only drink Bloody Marys? 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
2038 Watch your drinks, he likes to sample. 1.3081 0.04108 185 137 39 9
2039 Well, yes, we all enjoy outdoor activities. Can we talk about something else now? 1.3081 0.04317 185 140 33 12
2040 I appreciate the gesture, but glasses just don't work for me. 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
2041 And this is my finest installation. I call it Pinot Mosquito. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
2042 My guest has a minuscule carbon footprint and never uses a plastic straw. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
2043 In blood, I prefer red, but in wine I’d really prefer moscato. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
2044 Frank, this is an intervention. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
2045 I know it's hard meeting new people -- just think of me as the vector. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
2046 "That '99 Lafite-Rothschild is arguably less metallic yet just as rare as AB-negative." 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
2047 Maybe they just like vodka stingers....not everything is about you. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
2048 This is Larry, he’s also in healthcare. 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
2049 And Margaret, I know you enjoy those fuller-bodied reds. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
2050 It's his own concoction. He calls it The Stinger 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
2051 We were talking about climate change..... 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
2052 I’m starting to feel a bit buzzed. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
2053 Please, let's be cordial. No stinging or biting comments. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
2054 And this is Skeeter--he brought the nice red you're enjoying. 1.3072 0.04884 166 130 21 15
2055 Another one––O-positive? 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
2056 Don't you usually invite yourself to picnics? 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
2057 Just one drink gets him buzzed. 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
2058 And Kevin here is with Goldman. 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
2059 Type O- has way less carbs...and way less taste 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
2060 ...and this is Kyle. He's new to the Condo Association; he's got some interesting opinions sregarding genetic testing. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
2061 This is David's old fraternity brother, Skeeter Pierce. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2062 Let’s toast to inclusion! 1.3069 0.04047 189 140 40 9
2063 She really enjoys her vodka stingers. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
2064 You remember my ex-husband... 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
2065 ...and this is Tom. He’s only in town for a couple of days. 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
2066 Madam, you ordered a stinger? 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
2067 Thanks but I ordered the Vodka Stinger 1.3068 0.04086 176 129 40 7
2068 Stop bugging me about donating to the company's blood drive. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
2069 I usually like a drier red. 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
2070 You sir, have become a viral sensation. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
2071 Perhaps you might tell the Wilsons how you got your start in arbitrage. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
2072 This is Burt. He’s in research. 1.3065 0.04089 186 138 39 9
2073 Do the thing with the drink for the Andersons. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
2074 Guard your olives. He has a nose for them. 1.3064 0.04665 173 134 25 14
2075 Have you met my friend Mo? He makes one helluva stinger! 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2076 I thought were out of red wine, honey... Where'd you find that? 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2077 It's Type O with just a drop of gin. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
2078 It's his own special blend of O-positive and B-negative with a touch of bitters. 1.3060 0.04204 183 137 36 10
2079 My dream guy, he can pull corks all day long. 1.3060 0.03908 183 133 44 6
2080 We are dying to see how you drink your wine. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
2081 Please don't ask, yes, I am drinking a Stinger. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
2082 Would you prefer a Bloody Mary, Ms Zika? 1.3059 0.04649 170 131 26 13
2083 So what's the buzz? 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
2084 He had me at malaria. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
2085 Zika here is this year's winner of the annual CDC stumper contest. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2086 Are you drinking type "A" or"O Negative?" 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2087 Give it a shot! It turns into blood for the Catholics 1.3057 0.04498 193 151 25 17
2088 Would you like a straw? 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
2089 I'm told there's one born every minute. 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
2090 This is my husband Roland. He's just not himself when he drinks alcohol. 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
2091 And you guys know Malaria, right? 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
2092 And this is my boyfriend who I met at a picnic last summer. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
2093 This is Skeeter and that is not a red wine 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
2094 You always seem to have a little buzz. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2095 It's vintage AB Positive. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2096 We all love you Claudia...we are just concerned with the lengths you are willing to go to remain thin. 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
2097 Yes, my name is Mary. Why do you ask? 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
2098 Let me guess. Not chilled. Not room temperature. I know. 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit? 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2099 Well that's interesting. Nat here, isn't a global warming denier, either. He's all in favor of it. 1.3049 0.04182 164 120 38 6
2100 Does that beak vibrate? Just asking for a friend... 1.3049 0.04922 164 129 20 15
2101 I said "Mosquito Coast," not mosquito toast! 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2102 Oh...and this is my friend Marvin. He's a lawyer. 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
2103 Zika? Is that like zinfandel? 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
2104 Personally I find you much more Kafkaesque than Rubenesque 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2105 And this is Mos, from Three Mile Island. 1.3048 0.04409 187 144 29 14
2106 Let me guess, you're in the student loan business. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2107 We were just talking about how you lucky you were to have a water birth. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
2108 He says it's shakey on balance, lacks dept and screams for more platelets. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
2109 No thank you, I don't need a straw. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
2110 He’s new to the neighborhood but he’s already created quite a buzz. 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
2111 This is my husband's divorce lawyer. I finally got my birthday wish. 1.3046 0.04063 197 148 38 11
2112 Dr. Skeeter was going to be a Hemotologist, for obvious reasons, so maybe ask him about why he decided on Psychiatry... 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2113 So you're having a stinger and not a martini? 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
2114 Well, if I'm going to have a blood-sucking boyfriend, he might as well look the part. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
2115 We met on Tinder 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
2116 Funny, he only likes the reds. 1.3041 0.04155 171 126 38 7
2117 Rick, these are the Goldmans. They're entomologists. 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
2118 We met on a Single's Cruise in Belize 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
2119 I thought you'd enjoy it...jammy, with notes of iron and B12. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
2120 I just assumed you wanted red... 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2121 ...And another Bloody Mary for you? 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2122 Harry, transmit to them what you were just telling me. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2123 Jane is on the misKeto diet. 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
2124 Are you more Type A, B, or AB? 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
2125 I told them you have a great nose for vintage 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2126 The waiter goofed. Give me my Beaujolais, here's your Grasshopper. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2127 Oh, look. There goes your swarm. 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
2128 Harold here didn't vote, actually. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
2129 He's a real fan of your Bloody Mary's. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
2130 Bert is a wetlands consultant. He is outsized in his field. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2131 Why don't you tell the Clarks how we met? It's the funniest story. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
2132 The guy at the blood bank said this was a good year. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2133 I understand you're A positive 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
2134 The next round of Grasshoppers is on me. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
2135 She prefers an AB positive varietal 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2136 I just felt I had to do something for endangered species. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
2137 That’s your fourth Bloody Mary since we got here. 1.3032 0.04961 155 121 21 13
2138 My friend Simon works on Wall Street. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2139 Who ordered the Grasshopper? 1.3032 0.04121 188 141 37 10
2140 Bob, right? 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
2141 'It's fresh little number with a hint of AB negative' 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2142 Why Yes, I have traveled the Nile extensively! 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
2143 Oh! We were just talking about zika! 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2144 I’d like you to meet Bob. He’s had a bit of work done. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2145 I know he sucks blood and carries disease, but he doesn't eat meat. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2146 Don't you think you've had enough? 1.3030 0.04045 198 149 38 11
2147 What's your new position at the Red Cross again, Frank? 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
2148 Would you like that with a hemoglobin twist? 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
2149 Mines a Stinger. What are you drinking? 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
2150 That’s cool! A Bloody Mary made with real blood. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
2151 Professor Snape says the antidote only works if you drink the whole glass. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
2152 Sorry what's your name again? I'm better with faces. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2153 His new book challenges everything Darwin took to be true. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2154 They’re adults, Skeeter—they don’t want to “pull your stinger.” 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2155 So what made you move to the city? 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
2156 It’s a Bloody Mary. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
2157 Why yes, it does have a bit of a Type O bouquet. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2158 Of course not, I wouldn’t dare put on DEET for your party. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2159 You're the only one I know who puts actual blood in her bloody marys. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
2160 Thanks, but I think I'll stick with alcohol. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
2161 Our eyes locked in that Belizean rain forest and we haven't spent a day apart since. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
2162 I am sorry but I always order grasshoppers 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
2163 You know, a chaser should take the sting out of it 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2164 This is Pam, she works at a blood bank. 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2165 Eye candy he's not; but he sure knows how to use that beak of his. 1.3022 0.04352 182 139 31 12
2166 George only drinks red. 1.3022 0.03988 182 134 41 7
2167 Ted and Alice, I'd like to introduce you to my nightmare." 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2168 ...and he has a Type A personality. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
2169 So Glad you could come. Let me introduce you to my husband President trumps new legal counsel 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2170 The whole Zika thing really is a hoax. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
2171 We wanted to get to know them better before we exterminate. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2172 No, I think the main course is someone else later. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2173 You need to meet the Richardsons, they have a lawn flamingo. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
2174 Our summer guest is particularly fond of a Bloody Mary. 1.3018 0.04505 169 129 29 11
2175 Raised her from a larva. Unfortunately, she’s still nursing 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2176 We are out of red already? 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2177 He came with the house and loves wine.That's all I know. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
2178 They're a really sweet couple. 1.3018 0.04095 169 124 39 6
2179 So, when did you start practicing law? 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
2180 And that's when we decided to switch to non-GMO wine 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
2181 Please help yourself to a bite to eat. 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
2182 There was a radiation problem with the zapper. 1.3016 0.04103 189 142 37 10
2183 And this is Professor Farnsworth—he specializes in genetically modified organisms. 1.3016 0.04238 189 144 33 12
2184 And this is my landlord... I was just telling them what a bloodsucker you are 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
2185 Yes, I'll have another Bloody Mary, bless her heart. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2186 Do you detect a hlnt of O-neg? 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
2187 BuzzFeed seems like the perfect fit for you. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2188 He has a bit of a 'Type A' personality, but he's not so bad when you get to know him. 1.3012 0.04051 166 121 40 5
2189 Jim prefers a full bodied red, but I'm a martini gal 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
2190 No! You may not have my olive. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
2191 He keeps hitting on me and he is really beginning to bug me. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
2192 Me? I'm in malaria parasite genome research. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2193 Skeet, I'd like you to meet Joe O'Positive and Nancy A'Negative. 1.3011 0.03930 186 137 42 7
2194 Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a Bloody Mary? 1.3011 0.04417 186 144 28 14
2195 When I first met Mo, I thought he was just a little bloodsucking bastard. But over time, as you can see, he really started to grow on me. 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
2196 This is Mo, remember meeting his great-great-great grandpa a couple weeks back? 1.3010 0.03993 206 156 38 12
2197 She makes the best Bloody Marys ever! 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
2198 ... she's in town for a couple of weeks this summer and was wondering if there are any openings in your building. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
2199 I pegged you as more of a Bloody Mary kind of guy. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
2200 This is my son, Victor. He's studying to be a phlebotomist. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
2201 I always wondered what you did after dusk. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
2202 What a coincidence! I used to have a dog named Skeeter. 1.3006 0.03948 173 126 42 5
2203 Are you enjoying the Merlot positive? 1.3005 0.04467 183 142 27 14
2204 Sarah, what do you think about the Anti-Vax movement? 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
2205 ...and Harold here brought the Red. 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
2206 And these are my other blood-sucking pests. 1.3005 0.04364 193 150 28 15
2207 I'd rather a Grasshopper if you can make one. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2208 So, how long have you worked in phlebotomy? 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
2209 So you know Tom and Julie from Florida? 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
2210 Oh, hi dear. I was just telling Carl and Joan here about your amazing Bloody Marys! 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
2211 This bottle is an "Off - Deep Woods" from 2014. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2212 I meant to order a tall Mojito! 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
2213 Steve, Gale, this is Experiment #437. 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
2214 I thought the food was repellent. 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
2215 Burgundy is his second favorite beverage. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2216 Meet Skeeter he will preform a sobriety blood test on all guest before they leave. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2217 No Stinger, thanks. I'm having a Manhattan. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
2218 I just knew you were going to get a Bloody Mary! 1.2995 0.03985 197 148 39 10
2219 Ab negative, I trust? 1.2995 0.04264 187 143 32 12
2220 Perhaps we all don't see eye to eye, but your point is indisputable. 1.2995 0.04196 187 142 34 11
2221 Meet our new pest" 1.2995 0.03838 187 137 44 6
2222 Oh my, that certainly is a large family. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2223 If he drinks anything stronger than beaujolais, he can't fly, 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
2224 My doctor says merlot is a healthy alternative. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2225 Mine has an aroma of ripe pear, orange blossom, and honeysuckle; how's your O positive? 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2226 You know, Phillip brings his work home from the lab. 1.2994 0.04187 157 115 37 5
2227 Wait until you hear his story -- it's positively Kafkaesque. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
2228 Typical stereotypes, I asked for a white. 1.2990 0.04075 204 156 35 13
2229 Yes, that was a good year for blood. 1.2990 0.04091 194 147 36 11
2230 Would one of you be so kind as to allow me to top off my glass? 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
2231 So how did you want your Bloody Mary? 1.2989 0.04012 174 128 40 6
2232 I'll have a Bloody Mary ............um, Mary. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2233 Careful, that drink has a bit of a sting to it. 1.2989 0.04094 174 129 38 7
2234 Next time I’ll think twice before I order a Stinger here. 1.2989 0.04094 174 129 38 7
2235 My favorite vintage; that was the year the vineyard went pesticide-free. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2236 Another Bloody Mary? 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2237 Jason here is a lawyer. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
2238 His jokes really suck. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
2239 This is my husband, Michael. He thinks our parties are boring and, get this, actually threatened to spike our drinks with hallucinogens. 1.2988 0.04672 164 127 25 12
2240 So, Steve, how's the legal profession these days? 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
2241 You wanted a Bloody Mary? 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
2242 Welcome to the Kafka Club. 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
2243 I've always preferred Bloody Marys 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
2244 Would you prefer sangria? 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
2245 I can't believe the bartender served your stinger in a wine glass. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
2246 Would you like something else to drink? 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
2247 We think you’ll love it, with plasma forward and a bit of a bite you should find the effect quite full-bodied 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2248 Mitchell prefers we not call it bug juice. 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
2249 Can you lift all your legs and still balance your drink? 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
2250 He prefers type O to my cabernet... 1.2982 0.03969 171 125 41 5
2251 When you asked for a Bloody Mary, I just assumed.... 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
2252 I'm type AB if you like your blood rare. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
2253 Let me guess,that's a stinger. 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
2254 To be fair, Alice had never been a social butterfly. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
2255 We met at the Rio Olympics. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
2256 Where did you attend law school? 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
2257 ...And, this is Diana, Chloe's friend from camp. 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
2258 Yes, Fred, I get your point about the effect that global warming has had on your appearance, but I still don't believe our president could be wrong about such an important matter. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
2259 This is Miss Quito. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
2260 A couple more of these - and I'll be flyin' 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
2261 And this is Mr. Kafka 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2262 Everything's big in Texas. 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
2263 She was our neighbor up at the lake last summer. Looked after the kids for us. 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2264 I'm so relieved you'll drink red wine instead. 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2265 I heard this buzzing sound and swiped right and left and straight up. We've been together ever since. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2266 Did you just drink from my glass? 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2267 You’re only here for the bloody cocktails 1.2976 0.04184 168 125 36 7
2268 And I thought I was the bloodsucker in the marriage. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2269 That better not be what I think it is. . . 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2270 Do you guys start seeing funny insects if you drink a lot? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2271 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a moscato? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2272 Wow, your job sucks! 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2273 Yes it's a bloody mary, but it's not actually from anyone named Mary 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2274 And this is my friend, Gnat. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2275 They're ready to roll up their sleeves so you can get to work. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
2276 And Busby here just wrote the most interesting op ed piece about Zika. 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
2277 He likes to relax during his off season. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2278 ...or would you prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
2279 So, you really think Buzzfeed has a future? 1.2974 0.04137 195 149 34 12
2280 Ah, there you are Harold. I was just telling Laura and Don how a little nightcap takes the sting out of a long day. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2281 My martini is fine, thanks. And how's your blood? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2282 Who even orders a grasshopper anymore? 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
2283 Is that a vodka stinger? 1.2971 0.03993 175 129 40 6
2284 I've never even heard of the #bugtoo movement. 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
2285 It’s pointless of me to address your drinking problem. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2286 Sorry, my bad. For some reason I'd thought a Bloody Mary was your favorite drink. 1.2970 0.04053 165 121 39 5
2287 I'd like you to meet the new landlord 1.2970 0.04318 165 124 33 8
2288 Is it me or does this taste a little “OFF!”??? 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2289 Don't mind Ted here. He really tends to suck the life out of a party. 1.2969 0.03910 192 143 41 8
2290 That’s odd, I thought you would want a Bloody Mary. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2291 Chateauneuf-du-Pape really? I though a Bloody Mary would be more to your taste. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2292 Vegan? But how do you get enough protein? 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2293 This my friend from the Mosquito Coast, but he is here legally 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
2294 She says this red is A+! 1.2965 0.03949 172 126 41 5
2295 Ralph here loves to go camping. 1.2965 0.04436 172 132 29 11
2296 Don’t worry. Males don’t bite. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
2297 This sommelier is a real prick. 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
2298 Sorry - he's always poking his nose into other people's business. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
2299 Looks like you need a fluted glass. 1.2963 0.04541 162 124 28 10
2300 These are our new neighbours, dear. Of course they go well with red wine. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2301 He usually has a Bloody Mary, but he's moved on to Malbec. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
2302 Think Kafka meets the Ancient Mariner. 1.2963 0.04089 189 143 36 10
2303 This is my friend Zika, who comes from a region West of the Nile. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2304 I’ve heard you make a mean grasshopper. 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
2305 Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
2306 Who ordered another stinger? 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2307 Phylum, schmylum, I'm species-blind. You're one of the good ones. 1.2961 0.03771 179 130 45 4
2308 Olivia, you have such a biting sense of humor. 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
2309 Let me introduce you some of my other favorite blood suckers. 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
2310 Yes, I think we have met before. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2311 Now, Bob, you know we all enjoy your humming, but remember what happened last time? 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
2312 This way Jimmy will learn how to be a responsible adult before we let him get a dog. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
2313 Julia, here, is partial to reds. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
2314 He keeps showing up uninvited. 1.2957 0.03988 186 139 39 8
2315 The 2018 Chateau d'Anopholes---warm, hints of serum, and a Really great nose. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
2316 Well not all blood suckers are GOP 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
2317 He has a reputation as a blood sucker at the office but he's really very sensitive. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
2318 And Lenny, here, immigrated from the South and has a flourishing personal injury practice. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
2319 It's a 30 year old vintage from a film star's left arm 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
2320 He's coming over here. Don't let him suck up to you. 1.2950 0.04060 200 153 35 12
2321 He was just telling me about a wonderful Mondavi Type O 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
2322 Have you all tried the Bloody Mary? 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
2323 Jim, Janice, this is the correspondent from Buzzfeed covering tomorrow's gallery opening. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2324 We've heard you've already made quite a buzz around town. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
2325 Dave's caught the bug that's been spreading. 1.2948 0.04015 173 128 39 6
2326 I'm off straws. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
2327 Overuse of antibiotics aside, his cocktail banter really is delightful. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
2328 Point of fact, Frank's family sucks blood the old fashioned way. 1.2944 0.04365 180 139 29 12
2329 No, not That kind of SWAT team. 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
2330 I said moscato, but a martini will do. 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
2331 I hope the ‘80 O positive is up to your standards. 1.2941 0.04225 170 128 34 8
2332 Welcome back, Gregor! Let me introduce the rest of the sales team. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2333 So, you prefer Bloody Mary? 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
2334 This is Fred. Oddly, he's the least blood-sucking date I could find on Tinder. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2335 Meet our new faculty member. He studies malaria. 1.2941 0.04142 170 127 36 7
2336 I see the cartoonist has cut your wings off in the panel. That's so funny, I was just telling my new friends here how I would pull the wings off insects when I was a child! 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
2337 Enjoying your Bloody Mary? 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
2338 Oh come on, Skeeter, humor us: we say mosquito, you say muscato? Something like that? 1.2938 0.04114 177 133 36 8
2339 And now for your biting remarks. 1.2938 0.04415 177 137 28 12
2340 It's actually easier if I take a sip of yours. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
2341 Joanne moved into 3C, showing the board's commitment to diversity. 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
2342 Actually Nigel is a CPA. Phlebotomy is more of a pleasant diversion. 1.2938 0.04114 177 133 36 8
2343 So. Tell me if you heard this one... Two mosquitoes walk into a bar.. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
2344 This is Mr Kafka 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
2345 Henry and I are blood relations 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
2346 No, it's Pinot. A Bloody Mary would spoil my appetite. 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
2347 Have you met Skeeter, from Texas? 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2348 And this is our neighbor - His family has lived here for centuries before we moved in. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2349 He's not like the other guys this one is different, I promise. 1.2932 0.03842 191 142 42 7
2350 They’re all drinking these days. I thought it was the low birth rate and climate change, turns out it’s Trump’s tweets. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2351 A drop of RH Negative! Who would have thought of that! 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
2352 I wasn't even sure he was male at first, but honestly, it didn't matter. 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
2353 Now to be totally honest, he was a bit of a drunk even before the transformation. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
2354 I hope you like it. It's a very rare vintage AB-negative. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
2355 All he can talk about is the nose. 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
2356 I snagged him by casting a wide net. 1.2929 0.04019 198 151 36 11
2357 Ms. Skeeter is a paid advocate for the positive aspects of atomic energy leakage. 1.2928 0.04414 181 141 27 13
2358 Another red for you? 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2359 Where can I get a straw around here? 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2360 Yeah, it's blood. 1.2928 0.04344 181 140 29 12
2361 I so enjoy a good Kafkaesque moment. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
2362 I bet you'd like a bite to eat! 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
2363 I need a refill. Anyone want to volunteer? 1.2925 0.04231 147 108 35 4
2364 Well whatever you call it, there's no need to stick it into our conversation. 1.2924 0.03951 171 126 40 5
2365 I'd like you to meet our new neighbor, who brought the key ingredient for the Bloody Marys. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2366 ...Or would you rather have a Bloody Mary? 1.2923 0.03859 195 146 41 8
2367 Mostly, we only disagree at night. 1.2923 0.03994 195 148 37 10
2368 This club caters to blue bloods. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
2369 'This is my boyfriend Kevin. He's a lawyer.' 1.2922 0.04869 154 121 21 12
2370 Ah yes -- the '86 Brunette! 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
2371 Frankly, I doubt that a wall is likely to slow down illegal immigration. 1.2921 0.04016 178 133 38 7
2372 Gregor, I hardly recognized you! Have you lost weight? 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2373 She really loves bloody marys 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2374 He makes the perfect stingers" 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
2375 Yeah, most people are surprised to learn I'm not a Bloody Mary guy 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
2376 Tell us more about your humanitarian trip to Africa. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
2377 And you should see him open a bottle of wine. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
2378 I can get you a Bloody Mary if you prefer. 1.2917 0.04496 168 130 27 11
2379 No, you really can’t just be a fly on the wall. 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
2380 You have a point! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2381 This will definitely get you buzzing 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
2382 I just don't have the nose for Sauvignon 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2383 No, the costume party is next month. 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
2384 Why don’t you and your main course get acquainted? 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
2385 And this is my other blood-sucking pest. 1.2917 0.04728 168 133 21 14
2386 Seen your wife? No, but I just heard a high pitched buzzing near the crostinis. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2387 When you're finished with that blood you should really try the stagnant water. 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
2388 It happens! You wake up one morning and find yourself MARRIED to your work!! 1.2914 0.04058 175 131 37 7
2389 So, this year Milan was all about legs? 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2390 Skeeter brought a vintage O+ to share with everyone. It's from his personal collection, literally. 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2391 Well, as if this crowd wasn't diverse enough! 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2392 Franz began writing several years ago" 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2393 Alice was explaining why the term 'blood sucker' has certain negative connotations. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2394 And then I heard "...Hey gorgeous, do you you ever take off the Lab Coat?" 1.2912 0.03719 182 133 45 4
2395 Frank just got a new place on the West Nile...er...I mean West Side. 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2396 She appreciates the red wine, but she's looking for a Bloody Mary. 1.2912 0.04180 182 139 33 10
2397 Well, I assumed you wanted a Bloody Mary! 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2398 And he's from - what part of the Mosquito Coast did you say you were from? 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2399 Seems like everyone else is sucking the life out of the party. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2400 I would love to understand your point a little better. 1.2909 0.04300 165 125 32 8
2401 I've got to hand it to Bill and Melinda Gates, taking you from spreading Malaria to the life of the party was a very noble move indeed. 1.2909 0.04385 165 126 30 9
2402 George here sucked the blood out of a guy taking growth hormones. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
2403 The fact that you are naked doesn't make any difference to us! 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2404 Yeah, we get your point. Watch your mouth. 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2405 He was just walking by an saw the light. 1.2905 0.04443 179 140 26 13
2406 He's a sucker for the red 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2407 You read about the 'insect apocalypse'? Apparently 60% of bugs worldwide have died in recent years because of chemicals or some shit. Here's my thing: Why not get rid of every last one of the fuc— oh, hey, Karen! Didn't see you there! How are you? 1.2905 0.04513 179 141 24 14
2408 Have you seen the yard? 1.2905 0.04299 179 138 30 11
2409 Bill here draws cartoons for the New Yorker. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2410 Sometimes he prefers a stinger” 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2411 Meet our resident party animal. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2412 Yes, Melvin, I'm sure. It's blood. It was one time, eight years ago. Let it go. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
2413 Don't worry, he won't bite you if we keep his glass full. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
2414 Born in water...live on wine 1.2903 0.03824 186 138 42 6
2415 You certainly are well travelled....Egypt & Uganda. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
2416 You have to really get your nose in there to experience this wine. 1.2902 0.03809 193 144 42 7
2417 Can you believe he was single? 1.2902 0.03879 193 145 40 8
2418 he' s from Maine 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
2419 This stuff tastes likes insecticide! 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2420 Well, we both met on the lakeshore... 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
2421 Excuse me, I'm looking for a passed out vodka drinker so I can get a decent Bloody Mary. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
2422 She was on the NIH's 10 most detested list, but once she landed on merlot she mellowed. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
2423 THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
2424 These are my other blood-sucking pests. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2425 Feeling okay? You seem less sanguine than usual. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2426 I told him he was a no good, blood sucking parasite and to stop bugging me! 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2427 Let me introduce you to Dr. Smith. He did my proboscisectomy. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
2428 I’d like to introduce you to our attorney 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
2429 You make an excellent point. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
2430 Don’t be shy...I’m sure you recognize quite a few of my guests. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2431 We met when I was getting some blood drawn. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
2432 And this is my son, Buzz. He tends to go for the jugular. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
2433 What do you have there? A Bloody Mary? 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
2434 He may not look like much but he's a TIGER in bed! 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2435 You’re the designated driver. Does it matter what my blood alcohol is? 1.2897 0.05171 145 116 16 13
2436 And this is my brother-in-law Phil. He's a lawyer 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
2437 Gary here tells me he's recently gone vegan, too. 1.2896 0.04088 183 139 35 9
2438 This is my neighbor, Ms. Quito. She makes a mean bloody mary! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2439 You might say it's a mixed marriage. 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
2440 This is my husband. He just flew in from West Nile. 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
2441 Let me guess — it’s a stinger. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2442 I hope you came hungry. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
2443 Well! They give a prize for raising the largest Watermelons and Pumpkins don't they?" 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2444 It's an acquired taste. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
2445 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! See. Annoying,isn't it? 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
2446 So... how long have you been a mortgage broker? 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
2447 So you prefer the red? 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
2448 Well, you did ask for a Bloody Mary. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2449 Hey guys! Whats all the buzz about? 1.2890 0.03997 173 129 38 6
2450 ...and Diane has promised not to stick her proboscis where it doesn’t belong. Right, Diane? 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
2451 I guarantee you he makes the best Bloody Mary ever. 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2452 What did you do after you escaped the tent? 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2453 ...and these are the Stones. Good luck. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
2454 ...still, Jim despised these awkward formalities. 1.2889 0.04205 180 138 32 10
2455 Andy and Eileen, are the hosts. Let them know when you need a refill. 1.2889 0.04055 180 136 36 8
2456 Wine makes me itch. 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
2457 Awkward isn’t it, may I hold your glass as you sip? 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2458 This is my boyfriend, Mitch. He's the lawyer I was telling you about." 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2459 You know what really bugs me? 1.2888 0.03807 187 139 42 6
2460 His profile really stood out. 1.2888 0.03653 187 137 46 4
2461 You wouldn't believe how sensitive his palate is for the reds. 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
2462 Oh, I was wondering who brought the malaria. 1.2887 0.04129 194 150 32 12
2463 It's not a contest. I'm just saying that the proboscis on my last girlfriend was at least this long. 1.2886 0.03840 201 152 40 9
2464 Is it ok? I just assumed that you'd prefer red over white. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
2465 So, you're saying you're not vaccinated? 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2466 I knew a Gregor Samsa with a similar story! 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
2467 Sure, we'd really like to have you join us . . . but we hear you keep on sticking your nose into other people's business. 1.2883 0.04149 163 122 35 6
2468 Brad, Amy, meet my Tinder match. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
2469 Gerald, Karen, you must meet Mosquita. She set me straight about vaccinating the twins. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
2470 Ever since his research trip in the Amazon, he only drinks reds. 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
2471 And I said, "Dengue Fever? I barely know her!" 1.2882 0.04370 170 131 29 10
2472 Speaking of blood-sucking parasites... 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
2473 How was Brazil? 1.2881 0.04400 177 138 27 12
2474 Good legs? Do you mean me or the wine? 1.2881 0.04400 177 138 27 12
2475 So, how was that Nile River cruise? 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
2476 You'll want to sip that. The blood alcohol level is very high. 1.2880 0.04141 184 141 33 10
2477 His work touches the lifeblood of the economy. 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
2478 Our new bartender makes a really potent stinger. 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
2479 Well then, you bloodsuckers should have plenty to talk about.. 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
2480 We met at the blood donation center. 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
2481 Let's toast to GMOs! 1.2877 0.03706 212 160 43 9
2482 No dear, that IS the correct glass for drinking blood. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
2483 Can I freshen up your Bloody Mary? 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2484 Love the wine; now, which of you is the canape? 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2485 Do you need a straw? 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
2486 Yes, i't got quite a bite. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2487 We met at a little shindig in Sub-Saharan Africa. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
2488 I think you wanted the Bloody Mary. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
2489 Really, it tastes much like a Grasshopper! 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2490 Actually my favorite is a bloody mary 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
2491 You seem to be the buzz of the party. 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
2492 It looks like an arthropod, but it drinks like a fish. 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
2493 Let me introduce you to my soon to be ex and his girlfriend.After I’ve sucked him dry,you can have a turn. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
2494 On second thought...I'll pass on the Bloody Mary. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
2495 Touché. 1.2874 0.03807 174 128 42 4
2496 My, you sure are persistent. 1.2874 0.03893 174 129 40 5
2497 ...and this is Buzz. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
2498 And this is Kevin, my blood-sucking husband. 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2499 And this is my agent 1.2873 0.04258 181 140 30 11
2500 He's drinking a grasshopper ! 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2501 You're right, it's just a shame not all of us can be positive. 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2502 How's the bloody, Mary? 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2503 Mike is one of the foremost experts in DNA splicing 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2504 Diversity is sooooo important ... 1.2872 0.03937 188 142 38 8
2505 Saul, Josie, I'd like to introduce you to Hector, a giant Amazonian mosquito with aspirations of becoming on orthodontist. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2506 I'd like to introduce my son from a previous marriage. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2507 Naturally, he's drinking red. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2508 This is my husband, Skeeter; he's a blood sucker, and a lush." 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2509 This is Jim. He can’t understand what the big deal is about giving up straws. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2510 Yes, they are web developers, but the kind without silk glands. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2511 Do you mind if I bug you? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
2512 I'm on a new blood thinner. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
2513 I think maybe you’ve had enough 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
2514 This stinger cocktail is giving me quite a buzz. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
2515 Don't take it personally. Stinger is the name of the drink 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
2516 Let's roll up our sleeves and get to work, shall we? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2517 Care to join us? We were just going to grab a bite. 1.2866 0.03942 164 121 39 4
2518 How does one more Bloody Mary sound? 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2519 so then I looked down and there was a person in my wine. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
2520 You should've told us that he was coming tonight. I would've brought a spray or something... 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
2521 Those legs! Have you tried runway modelling? 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
2522 This is Mr. Skeeter, from our bird bath. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
2523 Nobody likes you. Please go away. 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
2524 We’d value your opinion. It’s 2019 Arthur Schwartz AB Negative. 1.2865 0.03976 185 140 37 8
2525 We really do admire your commitment to defeating malaria, Mr. Gates. 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
2526 My kind of hosts...O positive at 98.6." 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
2527 Well, I usually tell my patients they're going to feel a slight pinch. 1.2857 0.04615 161 126 24 11
2528 Have you heard the latest buzz? 1.2857 0.03973 168 125 38 5
2529 I thought you would prefer red. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2530 Ok, Harry, have another Bloody Mary. Just stay off the patio. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
2531 Did you want a refill on that Bloody Mary? 1.2857 0.04515 182 145 22 15
2532 I think you'll find this is a very nice plasma with a delightful fruitiness and the fruity overtones of red blood cells. 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
2533 This party sucks. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
2534 Give this a try, it's my version of a Bloody Mary. 1.2857 0.04079 161 120 36 5
2535 I mean really any red will do in a pinch. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
2536 Sorry, but we're all out of Bloody Marys. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
2537 I ran out of bug spray when I was out on the lake, and I was swatting ‘em two at a time ... Oh, hi, Phyllis. 1.2857 0.03962 196 150 36 10
2538 Fruit fly research has progressed in a decidedly unforeseen direction. 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
2539 Can I get you another bloody Mary? 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
2540 You should really keep your nose out of everyone’s business. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
2541 You look exhausted from the flight. 1.2850 0.03864 193 146 39 8
2542 Let me introduce you a lobbyist from the vaccine industry.. 1.2849 0.04241 186 145 29 12
2543 At first I found him extremely annoying, always buzzing around ruining my good times. Then one day, something just really attracted us to one another. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
2544 She finds O superior to A or B! 1.2849 0.04284 179 139 29 11
2545 So Bev, how's the vegan diet going? 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
2546 Skeeter just flew in, and is an expert on red varietals and plasma. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
2547 The Bloody Marys are my favorite 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2548 Don't worry, he doesn't bite. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2549 Wow! That blood type diet really works for you! 1.2849 0.04556 172 136 23 13
2550 So how do you know Mike and Karen? 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
2551 And somehow I ended up the phlebotomist" 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
2552 Can you taste the iron overtones? 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
2553 Always Red? Have you even tried white? 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
2554 And you've probably already met your neighbor, Ms. Quito. 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
2555 Small world! Richard just returned from Brazil as well. 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
2556 Yes, it’s a super rare AB-negative. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2557 You got your wish. You told me I would end up sucking the life out of you. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2558 By any chance are you drinking a grasshopper? 1.2848 0.04674 158 124 23 11
2559 Of course we love you, Jerry. You're just not yourself when you drink. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
2560 Bill here is great at making Bloody Mary's 1.2842 0.03901 190 144 38 8
2561 I'd like you to meet the Johnsons. They're the couple you infected with West Nile fever. 1.2842 0.04372 190 151 24 15
2562 I think I’ll stick with the white. 1.2842 0.03829 190 143 40 7
2563 No, I said the wine has long legs. 1.2842 0.03922 183 138 38 7
2564 Buzz prefers red. 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
2565 It's a really fleshy merlot, don't you think? 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
2566 This is the last of the red. 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
2567 My friend Skeeter's a leg man. 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
2568 It's B+ with mild hemolytic anemia 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
2569 Have you read Mosquito Coast? 1.2841 0.03856 176 131 40 5
2570 Relax... Its only wine. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
2571 Doctors Bernard and Mary Bledsome, I'd like you to meet Anne Opheles. Anne asked to be introduced when she heard you are both endocrinologists specializing in pituitary disorders. 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
2572 Of course it’s a Bloody Mary. What else? 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
2573 He's always the designated driver. He has this great trick for lowering his blood alcohol level. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
2574 At last, someone who isn't trying to suck the life out of us! 1.2840 0.04534 169 133 24 12
2575 He's a sucker for bloody marys. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
2576 Thanks for contributing to your own Bloody Mary. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
2577 Meet Harvey and Jill. I call them "cousins," but they're not really blood relatives. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
2578 Well, I guess that works as an alternative to a plastic straw. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
2579 Herb, Mary, this is our lawyer, Ted... 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
2580 Is it humid in here or is it just me? 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
2581 Don't worry. She prefers Bloody Marys. 1.2837 0.03679 208 157 43 8
2582 Sangiovese, of course. Sangria, in a pinch. 1.2835 0.03777 194 146 41 7
2583 I’m not drunk, just a little buzzed 1.2834 0.03939 187 142 37 8
2584 Can I have your olive? 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
2585 I'll have a bloody Mary 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
2586 How long have you been with the firm? 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
2587 She's quite a connoisseur of the full-bodied red. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
2588 Of course that’s just wine 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
2589 That's a very good point you make. 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
2590 Her cocktail of choice is a vodka stinger. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
2591 Yes, it is a Bloody Mary . . . need you ask? 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
2592 I completely empathize, some of my best friends are invertebrates. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
2593 I thought you spent winters in Boca 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
2594 That is a good point Bill. You are pretty sharp. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2595 My husband volunteered for one of the first experiments in my DNA research 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
2596 I ordered a Mosquito with lime, not a mosquito with wine! 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2597 Mix and match all you want tonight! Brad and Connie are both O-negative!! 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
2598 The wine? I taste oak, leather and hint of blood 1.2828 0.03586 198 147 46 5
2599 I never figured you for a wine drinker. I would've thought bloody marys. 1.2827 0.03884 191 145 38 8
2600 It sounds like he might be getting a little buzzed. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2601 He's a mosquito-doodle. 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
2602 Zeke just flew in from his summer home. 1.2825 0.03838 177 132 40 5
2603 We just assumed you would’ve rathered a Bloody Mary. 1.2825 0.04001 177 134 36 7
2604 Hence the pint of blood in our wine cellar. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
2605 I hope that's merlot! 1.2824 0.04190 170 130 32 8
2606 They study infectious diseases... say, don't you have some connection to malaria? 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
2607 Chad's latest work has to do with the effects of gamma rays on Anopheles. 1.2824 0.03844 170 126 40 4
2608 Stop before you suck down another. 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
2609 Joe and Mary, this is Skeeter; he loves Bloody Marys. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
2610 I met him on match.com 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
2611 His ex-wife was a real bloodsucker. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
2612 And this is Professor Swizzle, head of entomology. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
2613 I see you're a stinger drinker! 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
2614 She's our new pet. Definitely going viral. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
2615 Why do you think you suck at small talk? 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
2616 And Fred also chairs our Department of Entomology 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
2617 Don’t be rude, honey—say hi to the Zappers. 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
2618 'We're still working on language, but he seems to love our food and wine.' 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
2619 Citronella? That's a repulsive name! 1.2821 0.04246 156 118 32 6
2620 I just thought, blood gets so boring. 1.2821 0.04046 156 116 36 4
2621 Buzz may be a big pest, but he makes a mean Bloody Mary! 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
2622 He was known to really suck the life out of the conversation. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
2623 Pardon my reach. 1.2819 0.04064 188 145 33 10
2624 Last time Bert was here he drank all of the red. 1.2819 0.03697 188 140 43 5
2625 My friend here was kind enough to bring us a bottle of red. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2626 He's under gone quite the transformation since we met. 1.2818 0.03942 181 137 37 7
2627 Thanks to him, I can offer you the perfect stinger. 1.2818 0.04590 181 146 19 16
2628 May I introduce Mrs. Kafka... 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
2629 She is a sucker for Bloody Mary... 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
2630 The wine's alright, but have you tried the B positive? 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
2631 It's NOT because of you, I always order a vodka stinger. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
2632 Honey, we’re going for walk. By the river. It’s dusk so we’re going to need you to stay here. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2633 You'll never believe how we met. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
2634 He's not as blood thirsty as one may think. Actually he enjoys a good Bordeaux from time to time. 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
2635 If that Syrah is not appealing, let me bring you something less repellent. 1.2812 0.04080 160 120 35 5
2636 It’s just CALLED a Bloody Mary! 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
2637 Oops, we didn’t intend that as a slap. 1.2812 0.03795 192 145 40 7
2638 And of course, Buzz here only drinks Bloody Mary's. 1.2812 0.04268 160 122 31 7
2639 Harvey mixes a mean Bloody Mary. 1.2811 0.04106 185 143 32 10
2640 If you think you are looking at a strange creature holding a glass of wine you have had way too much to drink. 1.2811 0.04034 185 142 34 9
2641 Honey, I'd like you to meet our new neighbors John and Nancy. John tells me he's in pest control. 1.2811 0.03960 185 141 36 8
2642 This is the bug in the software. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2643 What do you think of the Blood Orange Martini? 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2644 It's a mojito mosquito. 1.2809 0.04434 178 141 24 13
2645 I bring my own straw 1.2809 0.04138 178 137 32 9
2646 No, you can’t wet your beak in my martini. 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
2647 I hear you have a real nose for wine. 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
2648 This is the doctor I was telling you about. He’s done hundreds of knees. 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
2649 Meet the Winkelmanns. They're malaria research scientists. 1.2808 0.03526 203 151 47 5
2650 And to think all he used to do was dunk up and down 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
2651 It's a new quinine concoction. 1.2807 0.03914 171 128 38 5
2652 Don't mind Franz! He's just undergoing his latest metamorphosis. 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
2653 Not red wine Paul. You know what it does to you. 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
2654 Morris here is very into hematology. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
2655 I'm told you're all the buzz. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
2656 My 'darling' John and 'his secretary' . . . I would like you both to meet my lawyer. 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
2657 Oh, I did realize you were all friends from law school. 1.2802 0.04363 182 144 25 13
2658 Ok! I get your point 1.2802 0.03845 182 137 39 6
2659 ‘Third glass tonight. I don’t know what’s gotten into him. Normally at these things he just wants to dip his beak.’ 1.2802 0.04000 182 139 35 8
2660 Marley’s new date is all the buzz 1.2802 0.04363 182 144 25 13
2661 Have you met Dale? He’s from Legal. 1.2802 0.04149 182 141 31 10
2662 Swizzle stick? I've got this. 1.2802 0.04222 182 142 29 11
2663 My parents really struggled with the different religion but we got through it. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2664 This is Dr. Needlebaum, Professor of Entomology. 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
2665 Zika just flew in from the Caribbean. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
2666 I bet this isn't what you thought of when I said we were having stingers tonight. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
2667 Allow me to introduce Dr. Jones, the former head of the university's human cloning project" 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
2668 Stinger? Am I right? 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
2669 Buzz was quite the problem until we introduced him to pinot. 1.2797 0.04140 143 106 34 3
2670 ...and jim here is in banking. 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
2671 Climate Change? It's a hoax 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2672 Mojitos? 1.2795 0.04762 161 129 19 13
2673 Wine? Please, how about a Bloody Mary? 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
2674 Tsetse enjoys dark red only. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2675 He prefers reds. 1.2793 0.04118 179 138 32 9
2676 We all chipped in to fill the glass. 1.2793 0.03718 179 133 42 4
2677 That was a stinging remark...just saying. 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
2678 So I said to the guy, "Look, buddy. Buzz off!" 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
2679 It’s both a stir stick and a straw, how nice.” 1.2791 0.03894 172 129 38 5
2680 Maybe you would prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2681 Yeah, it's a little known fact, because most mosquitos don't live past a year. 1.2789 0.03886 190 145 37 8
2682 No. It’s not a bloody martini. 1.2789 0.03957 190 146 35 9
2683 Oh my God! Mos, come here. Have you met the Carroll’s? Their daughter is on a Peace Corps mission in Botswana and- such a small world- she just caught West Nile virus!” 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
2684 ... Moss works for Big Pharma. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
2685 Our new neighbor brought two types of red: A and O+. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
2686 Oh, I forgot your name... Zika? 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
2687 The small bites were good, but dessert sucked. 1.2788 0.03901 165 123 38 4
2688 Inclusion. Biodiversity. Strong communities. Are you with me? 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
2689 I never metamorphosis I didn’t like!” 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
2690 Mark's drinking wine but I've had to switch to blood now that we're expecting Lavae. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2691 Well Susan, you’ve certainly spun a web of intrigue. Now please tell us why we are all here? 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2692 Now we know why there’s so much buzz about this place. 1.2787 0.03981 183 140 35 8
2693 Red or white? Oh wait, I know the answer to that... 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
2694 Single-use straws are bad for the environment. 1.2785 0.04102 158 119 34 5
2695 Her journey from blood to red wine is an epic tale. 1.2784 0.04315 176 138 27 11
2696 We'll only ask to leave once, then we call the S.W.A.T. team. 1.2784 0.04390 176 139 25 12
2697 May I get you a Bloody Mary instead? 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
2698 This is Lance from the typing pool. 1.2784 0.04315 176 138 27 11
2699 Humming bird and cockroach crossbreed. Hypoallergenic and very smart ... but drinks like a fish. 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
2700 Her name's Margaret, but in Scotland they call her Midge 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
2701 It's a Bloody Mary. That's Mary over to your left. 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
2702 Did you say your eighth husband? 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
2703 My, Keto is obviously working for you! 1.2781 0.03843 169 126 39 4
2704 Really? You expect us to believe you invented the Bloody Mary? 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
2705 Well, that is indeed an interesting point. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
2706 We met online—but we like to say it was love at first bite. 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
2707 Don't let him bug you. 1.2778 0.04022 180 138 34 8
2708 I told you to buzz off! 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
2709 Really? But we agreed that you'd be designated driver tonight. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
2710 No, Lyle, the wine has not assuaged your waspish sting. 1.2778 0.04037 162 122 35 5
2711 So, how do you know Ann? 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2712 The Smiths had something else in mind when they asked Cheryl to hire a new salesman who was "a real bloodsucker." 1.2778 0.03864 180 136 38 6
2713 She said "Bloody Mary", but I'm not sure if that's her name or what she's drinking. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2714 She prefers a blood orange daiquiri. 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
2715 The mosquito wanted a mojito. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2716 ...and don't worry, that is wine in his glass. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2717 I prefer to let mine breathe; it just tastes so much better oxygenated. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
2718 So do you think drone deliveries will affect your business 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
2719 I'm normally French blood only, but I can't resist a good Oregon Pinot. 1.2772 0.04037 184 142 33 9