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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-03-10T14:55:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-03-24T14:55:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-03-18T14:55:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | March 25, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6072 |
Number of responses | 1034443 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Meet Trump's nominee for the Centers for Disease Control. | 1.7063 | 0.06551 | 160 | 85 | 37 | 38 |
1 | Mike, Barbara--I'd like to introduce you to President Trump's new pick to head the Centers for Disease Control. | 1.6915 | 0.05989 | 188 | 101 | 44 | 43 |
2 | So are you are just in town for the summer? | 1.6792 | 0.06202 | 159 | 82 | 46 | 31 |
3 | Oh, perfect - we're WASPs! | 1.6687 | 0.06457 | 163 | 91 | 35 | 37 |
4 | So you're the bug that's been going around. | 1.6615 | 0.05551 | 192 | 100 | 57 | 35 |
5 | I told you I was dating a blood sucking parasite. You just assumed it was a lawyer. | 1.6541 | 0.06051 | 159 | 83 | 48 | 28 |
6 | Where we disagree is that exposed skin implies consent. | 1.6500 | 0.06156 | 160 | 86 | 44 | 30 |
7 | We met camping | 1.6461 | 0.05424 | 178 | 89 | 63 | 26 |
8 | Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry. | 1.6380 | 0.05955 | 163 | 87 | 48 | 28 |
9 | The females bite. The males drink. | 1.6337 | 0.05887 | 172 | 94 | 47 | 31 |
10 | "Hope you don't mind my crashing the party, I saw the porch light on." | 1.6323 | 0.06277 | 155 | 86 | 40 | 29 |
11 | So, long story short, one night I left the porch light on and we’ve been in love ever since. | 1.6226 | 0.06030 | 159 | 87 | 45 | 27 |
12 | He wasn’t invited, but I left the light on. | 1.6171 | 0.05769 | 175 | 97 | 48 | 30 |
13 | Bob identifies as a mosquito. | 1.6149 | 0.06109 | 161 | 91 | 41 | 29 |
14 | Thanks to Bob, the only thing my husband got in the divorce was malaria." | 1.6104 | 0.06133 | 154 | 86 | 42 | 26 |
15 | Let me introduce you to a host | 1.6059 | 0.06091 | 170 | 100 | 37 | 33 |
16 | Crazy story - we met when Steve hit my windshield. | 1.6053 | 0.05366 | 190 | 104 | 57 | 29 |
17 | Can I get you a glass of standing water? | 1.6034 | 0.05924 | 174 | 101 | 41 | 32 |
18 | Bill, please explain to the Dorfmans why you find that blue light they put up so offensive. | 1.6022 | 0.05632 | 181 | 102 | 49 | 30 |
19 | I'm sorry. I ordered a mojito, not a mosquito. | 1.5978 | 0.05519 | 179 | 99 | 53 | 27 |
20 | A couple of these and he’ll be flying into light bulbs. | 1.5969 | 0.05295 | 196 | 109 | 57 | 30 |
21 | There’s a hole in your screen door | 1.5966 | 0.05708 | 176 | 100 | 47 | 29 |
22 | He just was so persistent. The first night, I couldn't keep him off me! | 1.5892 | 0.05441 | 185 | 104 | 53 | 28 |
23 | Paula and Jim are work friends, and Dave here just came through the hole in the screen door. | 1.5886 | 0.05759 | 158 | 87 | 49 | 22 |
24 | And I'm sure you remember Joe from our camping trip last summer. | 1.5882 | 0.05445 | 170 | 92 | 56 | 22 |
25 | Excuse me while I go and shut the screen door. | 1.5838 | 0.05622 | 173 | 98 | 49 | 26 |
26 | No, I asked for a Large Mojito. | 1.5820 | 0.05859 | 189 | 117 | 34 | 38 |
27 | Poor thing's homeless now that Trump's draining the swamp | 1.5811 | 0.06215 | 148 | 86 | 38 | 24 |
28 | Are you just here for the summer? | 1.5779 | 0.05434 | 154 | 81 | 57 | 16 |
29 | What a coincidence—Bob and Mary summer upstate, too! | 1.5758 | 0.05840 | 165 | 96 | 43 | 26 |
30 | I'm sorry, but I can never remember which disease it is that you transmit. | 1.5754 | 0.05307 | 179 | 99 | 57 | 23 |
31 | He says he likes wine but prefers standing water. | 1.5740 | 0.05794 | 169 | 99 | 43 | 27 |
32 | I'm sorry! I just have an inexplicable urge to slap you. | 1.5738 | 0.05714 | 183 | 110 | 41 | 32 |
33 | And Henry here is a real parasite. I’m kidding — he's an attorney. | 1.5737 | 0.05394 | 190 | 110 | 51 | 29 |
34 | And this is Fred; he’s renting our pond for the summer. | 1.5732 | 0.05585 | 157 | 86 | 52 | 19 |
35 | So, are you here just for the season? | 1.5714 | 0.05244 | 168 | 90 | 60 | 18 |
36 | I was walking through the park and he just wouldn’t leave me alone...anyway it’ll be three years in March. | 1.5714 | 0.05126 | 182 | 99 | 62 | 21 |
37 | And one of his latest projects just completely went viral. | 1.5714 | 0.05414 | 182 | 104 | 52 | 26 |
38 | Allow me to introduce you to my divorce attorney. | 1.5699 | 0.05592 | 186 | 111 | 44 | 31 |
39 | I guess we're all hosts at this party. | 1.5676 | 0.05669 | 185 | 112 | 41 | 32 |
40 | So what are your plans now that they've drained the swamp? | 1.5665 | 0.05926 | 173 | 106 | 36 | 31 |
41 | Devin and I went to the same summer camp. | 1.5657 | 0.05759 | 175 | 105 | 41 | 29 |
42 | Who are you drinking? | 1.5655 | 0.05828 | 168 | 100 | 41 | 27 |
43 | Who would have thought an 8th grade science fair project could go so wrong? | 1.5647 | 0.05464 | 170 | 96 | 52 | 22 |
44 | Honey, you remember Mary and Neil from the barbecue last summer. | 1.5638 | 0.05340 | 188 | 109 | 52 | 27 |
45 | The Nussbaums? O negative and AB positive. Why do you ask? | 1.5632 | 0.05671 | 174 | 103 | 44 | 27 |
46 | I brushed him off for most of the summer but then,one day,I just gave in. | 1.5622 | 0.05242 | 185 | 105 | 56 | 24 |
47 | He says you're both excellent hosts. | 1.5605 | 0.06017 | 157 | 94 | 38 | 25 |
48 | You have a lot in common. John and Kate are tax attorneys. | 1.5592 | 0.06173 | 152 | 92 | 35 | 25 |
49 | Well, just who IS your type, Roger? | 1.5591 | 0.05053 | 186 | 103 | 62 | 21 |
50 | And of course you know Bill and Amy from their work at the CDC. | 1.5575 | 0.05496 | 174 | 101 | 49 | 24 |
51 | And you both remember Melvin, from when Bob left the screen door open. | 1.5568 | 0.05624 | 176 | 105 | 44 | 27 |
52 | Bob has a different view on draining the swamp. | 1.5511 | 0.05270 | 176 | 100 | 55 | 21 |
53 | Apologies again about the citronella candle. | 1.5500 | 0.05360 | 180 | 105 | 51 | 24 |
54 | Yes dear, I realize you’re trapped in a grotesque Kafkaesque nightmare that’s oppressing you with a profound dread of the utter meaninglessness of human existence--but you’re still our designated driver. | 1.5497 | 0.05816 | 171 | 105 | 38 | 28 |
55 | Since Harold and I met, I'm feeling loved, cherished, and slightly anemic. | 1.5494 | 0.05611 | 162 | 94 | 47 | 21 |
56 | Yes, Frank does have a tendency to suck the life out of a party. | 1.5489 | 0.05383 | 184 | 109 | 49 | 26 |
57 | Lawyer? No, I meant I'm literally a bloodsucker. | 1.5488 | 0.05949 | 164 | 101 | 36 | 27 |
58 | Nonsense! You two have a lot in common; you're a lawyer and she's a blood-sucking parasite. | 1.5471 | 0.05844 | 170 | 105 | 37 | 28 |
59 | Allow me to introduce my husband and his girlfriend — Bob, Sheila: my attorney. | 1.5455 | 0.05582 | 187 | 116 | 40 | 31 |
60 | Yes, I suppose we do all suck in our own way. | 1.5449 | 0.05558 | 156 | 89 | 49 | 18 |
61 | First he stole my blood, then he stole my heart. | 1.5439 | 0.05577 | 171 | 102 | 45 | 24 |
62 | And Bob has kindly volunteered to run the blood drive this year. | 1.5412 | 0.05120 | 194 | 114 | 55 | 25 |
63 | So it's fair to say I'm not the only host here tonight. | 1.5389 | 0.05682 | 167 | 101 | 42 | 24 |
64 | Now I remember! We were at summer camp together. | 1.5389 | 0.05745 | 167 | 102 | 40 | 25 |
65 | Won't you stay for a bite? | 1.5385 | 0.05990 | 156 | 96 | 36 | 24 |
66 | For tonight’s tasting we have Josh and Emily from the Bronx, a delightful pairing of AB- and O+ with just a hint of anti-depressants.” | 1.5385 | 0.05543 | 182 | 112 | 42 | 28 |
67 | This is Doug. He’s from that old tire in your yard. | 1.5367 | 0.05131 | 177 | 101 | 57 | 19 |
68 | Our chemistry is good, but he does get under my skin. | 1.5352 | 0.05968 | 142 | 84 | 40 | 18 |
69 | and then I said,Kafka,schmafka... | 1.5346 | 0.05904 | 159 | 98 | 37 | 24 |
70 | Personally, I'm glad he didn't drain the swamp. | 1.5345 | 0.05743 | 174 | 109 | 37 | 28 |
71 | And this is Bob, my divorce lawyer. | 1.5342 | 0.06160 | 146 | 90 | 34 | 22 |
72 | That’s why Zika, here, is against draining the swamp. | 1.5337 | 0.05726 | 163 | 99 | 41 | 23 |
73 | Will you be staying for a bite? | 1.5330 | 0.04968 | 182 | 103 | 61 | 18 |
74 | This is Victor. He's a vector. | 1.5330 | 0.05379 | 182 | 110 | 47 | 25 |
75 | I’m sorry to dissappoint you but I asked for a mojito, not mosquito. | 1.5329 | 0.05747 | 167 | 103 | 39 | 25 |
76 | And then we realized that I was his type! | 1.5329 | 0.05424 | 167 | 98 | 49 | 20 |
77 | Meet Bob and Jen, the two AB positives I was raving about earlier. | 1.5301 | 0.05647 | 166 | 101 | 42 | 23 |
78 | Meet Buzz. His family has been coming to the Hamptons every summer for two centuries. | 1.5298 | 0.05268 | 168 | 97 | 53 | 18 |
79 | The swamp has been very good to him during this administration. | 1.5294 | 0.05670 | 170 | 105 | 40 | 25 |
80 | Oh, no, I said "mojito." | 1.5294 | 0.05378 | 187 | 115 | 45 | 27 |
81 | I do hope you'll interpret my role as 'host' figuratively. | 1.5294 | 0.06169 | 136 | 82 | 36 | 18 |
82 | Carl, I’d like you to meet Henry and Tina; they’re the 0-positives I was telling you about. | 1.5294 | 0.05721 | 153 | 91 | 43 | 19 |
83 | I'd like you two to meet Harry. He's way better than that leech I was dating last year. | 1.5290 | 0.06272 | 138 | 85 | 33 | 20 |
84 | He is sort of a pest, but I love him. | 1.5287 | 0.05448 | 174 | 105 | 46 | 23 |
85 | Everyone, this is Herb. Our kids attended summer camp together. | 1.5282 | 0.06136 | 142 | 87 | 35 | 20 |
86 | So apparently the swamp isn't drained. | 1.5281 | 0.05355 | 178 | 107 | 48 | 23 |
87 | So, I picked up this bug while traveling... | 1.5280 | 0.05646 | 161 | 97 | 43 | 21 |
88 | I think we can all agree that politics and rolled-up newspapers are off limits tonight. | 1.5272 | 0.05223 | 184 | 110 | 51 | 23 |
89 | He has a way of getting under your skin. | 1.5272 | 0.04931 | 184 | 105 | 61 | 18 |
90 | Can I get you something more stagnant? | 1.5272 | 0.05391 | 184 | 113 | 45 | 26 |
91 | No matter what, do not let his glass go empty. | 1.5260 | 0.05271 | 192 | 118 | 47 | 27 |
92 | I'd like to introduce you to my emotional support animal. | 1.5260 | 0.05713 | 173 | 109 | 37 | 27 |
93 | Bob and Linda, I'd like you to meet my divorce attorney. | 1.5260 | 0.05914 | 154 | 95 | 37 | 22 |
94 | I told them I really don't like mojitos. What did you think I said? | 1.5232 | 0.06221 | 151 | 97 | 29 | 25 |
95 | At first I thought he was a prick. | 1.5230 | 0.05861 | 174 | 113 | 31 | 30 |
96 | I believe you've met the Jensens, didn't you give them malaria last summer? | 1.5227 | 0.05638 | 176 | 111 | 38 | 27 |
97 | Congratulations on your appointment as head of the President's Special Commission on Draining the Swamp | 1.5225 | 0.05701 | 178 | 114 | 35 | 29 |
98 | I’m B negative. Why? | 1.5223 | 0.05686 | 157 | 95 | 42 | 20 |
99 | We met while camping. | 1.5217 | 0.05509 | 161 | 96 | 46 | 19 |
100 | So, Dale, Sandy tells me you grew up in a stagnant pond. | 1.5205 | 0.05523 | 171 | 105 | 43 | 23 |
101 | I think you'll like Keith and Sheila, they're both O Positive. | 1.5200 | 0.05574 | 150 | 88 | 46 | 16 |
102 | We met in the Peace Corps. | 1.5193 | 0.05173 | 181 | 108 | 52 | 21 |
103 | And how long did you work for Monsanto? | 1.5193 | 0.05290 | 181 | 110 | 48 | 23 |
104 | Jim, these are the anti-vaxers I told you about. | 1.5187 | 0.05327 | 187 | 116 | 45 | 26 |
105 | We locked eyes through the screen door and I just knew I had to let him in. | 1.5181 | 0.04988 | 193 | 115 | 56 | 22 |
106 | I believe you’ve bit the Murphys... | 1.5181 | 0.05148 | 193 | 118 | 50 | 25 |
107 | O-negative. Why? | 1.5174 | 0.05181 | 172 | 101 | 53 | 18 |
108 | Now tell us why you prefer some of us over others. | 1.5161 | 0.05457 | 186 | 118 | 40 | 28 |
109 | Of course you can join us. We won't bite. | 1.5161 | 0.04954 | 186 | 109 | 58 | 19 |
110 | This is Harry, but talk fast. His life expectancy won’t make it past dessert. | 1.5152 | 0.05201 | 165 | 96 | 53 | 16 |
111 | I’m AB Negative. Why do you ask? | 1.5146 | 0.05334 | 171 | 103 | 48 | 20 |
112 | No, I said large Mojito. | 1.5145 | 0.05537 | 173 | 108 | 41 | 24 |
113 | Single donor, O-neg, recent vintage -- I think you'll like it. | 1.5143 | 0.05428 | 175 | 108 | 44 | 23 |
114 | I'd like to introduce you to your hosts. | 1.5143 | 0.05488 | 175 | 109 | 42 | 24 |
115 | Guys, he’s kidding. It’s just Merlot. | 1.5135 | 0.05261 | 185 | 114 | 47 | 24 |
116 | Margaret, here, had 92 children yesterday. | 1.5133 | 0.05811 | 150 | 92 | 39 | 19 |
117 | We first met at summer camp. | 1.5130 | 0.05303 | 193 | 122 | 43 | 28 |
118 | We were on an African safari and Harry here tells the witch doctor that he thinks he’s a fraud. | 1.5128 | 0.05928 | 156 | 99 | 34 | 23 |
119 | Joe is a lawyer, so you two probably have a lot in common. | 1.5122 | 0.05504 | 164 | 100 | 44 | 20 |
120 | He's more outgoing around standing water. | 1.5116 | 0.05375 | 172 | 105 | 46 | 21 |
121 | Meet my emotional support animal. | 1.5103 | 0.04916 | 194 | 116 | 57 | 21 |
122 | Niles, these are my friends from the World Health Organization I told you about. | 1.5092 | 0.05320 | 163 | 97 | 49 | 17 |
123 | Yes, I'm a mosquito and I 'll have a Bloody Mary. By the way, which one of you is Mary? | 1.5087 | 0.05415 | 173 | 107 | 44 | 22 |
124 | Burt and Isabel work for the IRS. You should have a lot in common. | 1.5084 | 0.05395 | 179 | 112 | 43 | 24 |
125 | Arnold, show them the mating dance that won me over. | 1.5061 | 0.05504 | 164 | 101 | 43 | 20 |
126 | Small world. Brent and Rachel here just recovered from malaria. | 1.5060 | 0.05652 | 166 | 105 | 38 | 23 |
127 | ...mostly sting operations | 1.5056 | 0.05117 | 178 | 107 | 52 | 19 |
128 | M’lady? M’lord? M’laria. | 1.5056 | 0.05179 | 178 | 108 | 50 | 20 |
129 | Well, I typed "stinger" when I meant to type "swinger" and the rest is history. | 1.5051 | 0.04736 | 198 | 117 | 62 | 19 |
130 | Gee, we didn’t think you were coming. I just sprayed the yard. | 1.5031 | 0.05461 | 163 | 100 | 44 | 19 |
131 | It was a beautiful summer day, and we just connected. | 1.5030 | 0.05316 | 169 | 103 | 47 | 19 |
132 | Paul and Betty, this is my emotional support insect, Dwight. | 1.5028 | 0.05500 | 177 | 113 | 39 | 25 |
133 | We're all lawyers here, right? | 1.5028 | 0.05175 | 181 | 111 | 49 | 21 |
134 | He's Amazon's biggest carrier. | 1.5026 | 0.05295 | 191 | 122 | 42 | 27 |
135 | An old hubcap full of stale rainwater, but we usually just tell people Charleston, South Carolina to keep it regional, right honey? | 1.5000 | 0.05487 | 170 | 107 | 41 | 22 |
136 | He’s lobbying the President not to drain the swamp. | 1.5000 | 0.05998 | 156 | 102 | 30 | 24 |
137 | Interesting red! Anyone I know? | 1.5000 | 0.05661 | 158 | 99 | 39 | 20 |
138 | He won't admit it,but when we first met I could tell right away that he was attracted to me. | 1.5000 | 0.04992 | 178 | 106 | 55 | 17 |
139 | I said, “bring me a big mojito, not mosquito” | 1.5000 | 0.05384 | 182 | 116 | 41 | 25 |
140 | So, where does everyone summer? | 1.5000 | 0.05035 | 182 | 110 | 53 | 19 |
141 | You remember the Johnsons, dear--you bit them last summer. | 1.5000 | 0.05439 | 172 | 108 | 42 | 22 |
142 | Frank is very active in the anti-pesticide movement. | 1.5000 | 0.05913 | 144 | 90 | 36 | 18 |
143 | We met through the net. | 1.4973 | 0.05249 | 183 | 115 | 45 | 23 |
144 | He was just saying there’s never any new blood at these parties. | 1.4972 | 0.05200 | 177 | 109 | 48 | 20 |
145 | He's fine until he's had a few, then he might get a bit tsetse. | 1.4970 | 0.05382 | 169 | 105 | 44 | 20 |
146 | I'm getting hints of iron, hemoglobin and nitrogen... | 1.4970 | 0.05753 | 167 | 109 | 33 | 25 |
147 | We met at a Kafka reading | 1.4970 | 0.05678 | 165 | 106 | 36 | 23 |
148 | Only the females suck blood. Trevor sucks Pinot Noir, don’t you Trev? | 1.4970 | 0.05547 | 165 | 104 | 40 | 21 |
149 | I met him on the web. | 1.4944 | 0.05430 | 180 | 116 | 39 | 25 |
150 | ....and the Burkharts are the anti-vaxers I was telling you about! | 1.4944 | 0.05300 | 178 | 112 | 44 | 22 |
151 | Here are the hosts. | 1.4943 | 0.05691 | 174 | 115 | 32 | 27 |
152 | Let me introduce you to the Bermans, who already gave at the Red Cross. | 1.4940 | 0.04995 | 168 | 99 | 55 | 14 |
153 | Joe, I'd like you to meet Tom and Sharon. He's O-positive and she's A-negative. | 1.4939 | 0.05504 | 164 | 103 | 41 | 20 |
154 | You should meet my ex-husband. He's a prick too. | 1.4930 | 0.05891 | 142 | 89 | 36 | 17 |
155 | When you said your husband was a bloodsucker I thought you meant he was a lawyer, | 1.4918 | 0.05417 | 183 | 119 | 38 | 26 |
156 | I've tried them all, but Type O goes with everything! | 1.4915 | 0.05500 | 177 | 115 | 37 | 25 |
157 | I saved him from a bug zapper and one thing led to another. | 1.4915 | 0.05261 | 177 | 111 | 45 | 21 |
158 | Well...let's just agree to disagree about DEET, shall we? | 1.4914 | 0.04987 | 175 | 105 | 54 | 16 |
159 | He becomes such a pest when he drinks. | 1.4914 | 0.04987 | 175 | 105 | 54 | 16 |
160 | Yes, I think it's fair to say Kafka had an influence on my life. | 1.4908 | 0.05320 | 163 | 100 | 46 | 17 |
161 | Yes, yes it is definitely type O. Now drink it before it clots. | 1.4899 | 0.05763 | 149 | 94 | 37 | 18 |
162 | Sarah and Allan, this is my divorce lawyer. | 1.4888 | 0.05591 | 178 | 118 | 33 | 27 |
163 | And what are your summer plans? | 1.4888 | 0.04991 | 178 | 108 | 53 | 17 |
164 | I'm O positive, why do you ask? | 1.4886 | 0.05159 | 176 | 109 | 48 | 19 |
165 | We actually met at a backyard patio party | 1.4886 | 0.05222 | 176 | 110 | 46 | 20 |
166 | I suck at cocktail parties | 1.4884 | 0.05438 | 172 | 110 | 40 | 22 |
167 | Tom really knows how to suck the life out of the party. | 1.4881 | 0.05405 | 168 | 106 | 42 | 20 |
168 | I believe you met last year at the lake. | 1.4881 | 0.05339 | 168 | 105 | 44 | 19 |
169 | Managing the work/life balance with 5,000 kids sounds like a challenge. | 1.4880 | 0.05249 | 166 | 102 | 47 | 17 |
170 | I forgot that “repellent” is a trigger word. I should've said “unpleasant.” | 1.4880 | 0.05179 | 166 | 101 | 49 | 16 |
171 | We met last summer in Florida. | 1.4877 | 0.05344 | 162 | 100 | 45 | 17 |
172 | John tells me you're into camping. | 1.4877 | 0.05691 | 162 | 105 | 35 | 22 |
173 | You're right, a proboscis is more eco-friendly than a plastic drinking straw. | 1.4877 | 0.05271 | 162 | 99 | 47 | 16 |
174 | This is the couple I was telling you about. You’re going to absolutely love them. Tom is AB and Cassandra is type O. | 1.4876 | 0.04943 | 201 | 127 | 50 | 24 |
175 | I traded one bloodsucker for another, but at least this one is honest about it. | 1.4872 | 0.05361 | 195 | 130 | 35 | 30 |
176 | Thanks again for getting that stubborn cork out of the bottle. | 1.4868 | 0.05361 | 152 | 92 | 46 | 14 |
177 | Why don't you tell them about your trip to the west nile, dear? | 1.4865 | 0.05148 | 185 | 117 | 46 | 22 |
178 | I assumed you were making a joke about being in high finance when you said blood sucking parasite. | 1.4863 | 0.05580 | 183 | 123 | 31 | 29 |
179 | Actually,it’s Moscato. | 1.4862 | 0.05174 | 181 | 114 | 46 | 21 |
180 | We met through our DNA match. | 1.4855 | 0.05351 | 173 | 110 | 42 | 21 |
181 | You should have met my first husband, he was a bloodsucking lawyer. | 1.4852 | 0.05574 | 169 | 110 | 36 | 23 |
182 | No, I haven’t read Kafka. Why do you ask? | 1.4848 | 0.05612 | 165 | 107 | 36 | 22 |
183 | I think we can all agree that Rob has a point. | 1.4845 | 0.05580 | 161 | 103 | 38 | 20 |
184 | Mike is originally from the stagnant pond out back. | 1.4845 | 0.05295 | 161 | 99 | 46 | 16 |
185 | We're really looking forward to seeing you in Minnesota this summer. | 1.4842 | 0.05101 | 190 | 121 | 46 | 23 |
186 | What drew you to the neighborhood? | 1.4841 | 0.05467 | 157 | 98 | 42 | 17 |
187 | She’s bleeding me dry, but she’s the best divorce lawyer in town. | 1.4841 | 0.05467 | 157 | 98 | 42 | 17 |
188 | I'd like you to meet Peter and Susan. They are B positive and O negative . | 1.4834 | 0.05548 | 151 | 94 | 41 | 16 |
189 | Tell them, dear, how you got involved in the anti-pesticide movement. | 1.4833 | 0.05371 | 180 | 117 | 39 | 24 |
190 | We met at a picnic. | 1.4830 | 0.05283 | 176 | 112 | 43 | 21 |
191 | We've made it work through years of therapy and a vat of calamine lotion. | 1.4828 | 0.05006 | 174 | 106 | 52 | 16 |
192 | When I eventually get sick of him, I'll just smack him with a magazine. | 1.4826 | 0.05311 | 172 | 109 | 43 | 20 |
193 | Our ancestors worked on the Panama Canal too. | 1.4826 | 0.05437 | 172 | 111 | 39 | 22 |
194 | I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for a bite. | 1.4826 | 0.05437 | 172 | 111 | 39 | 22 |
195 | We're so grateful that you're willing to help out with the blood drive! | 1.4819 | 0.05178 | 166 | 102 | 48 | 16 |
196 | I can honestly say that there is a sucker born every minute. | 1.4819 | 0.04988 | 193 | 122 | 49 | 22 |
197 | These are my good friends Bill and Laura. They are also lawyers. | 1.4817 | 0.05768 | 164 | 109 | 31 | 24 |
198 | 'Type A, why do you ask?' | 1.4815 | 0.05343 | 162 | 101 | 44 | 17 |
199 | Unbelievable! She tried to slap you for just showing up?? | 1.4813 | 0.04992 | 187 | 117 | 50 | 20 |
200 | Tom here works on our viral marketing team. | 1.4810 | 0.05587 | 158 | 101 | 38 | 19 |
201 | If ypu don’t mind me asking... what’s your stance on immunization? | 1.4810 | 0.05800 | 158 | 104 | 32 | 22 |
202 | This is my husband, Greg. He works with infectious diseases. | 1.4810 | 0.05441 | 158 | 99 | 42 | 17 |
203 | George, this is Dan and Liz with the standing water problem I was telling you about. | 1.4809 | 0.04952 | 183 | 113 | 52 | 18 |
204 | Mike and I met on my African cruise | 1.4809 | 0.05131 | 183 | 116 | 46 | 21 |
205 | You know my last marriage to a whiny, blood-sucking parasite didn’t end well, so I figured this time, I’d go for the real thing. | 1.4808 | 0.05641 | 156 | 100 | 37 | 19 |
206 | You both have something in common. Jill here is a phlebotomist. | 1.4804 | 0.05393 | 179 | 117 | 38 | 24 |
207 | Are we all having the same inebriated illusion or is it my unemployed bloodsucking ex-husband Bob? | 1.4804 | 0.05155 | 179 | 113 | 46 | 20 |
208 | What I said was, "I have no tolerance for MOJITOS." | 1.4803 | 0.05676 | 152 | 97 | 37 | 18 |
209 | What are the odds? They're also lawyers. | 1.4798 | 0.05475 | 173 | 113 | 37 | 23 |
210 | The Millers are bloodsuckers too: leveraged buyouts. | 1.4795 | 0.05333 | 171 | 109 | 42 | 20 |
211 | What a coincidence - you're a blood-sucking parasite, and Mr. Cohen here, used to be an attorney | 1.4793 | 0.05445 | 169 | 109 | 39 | 21 |
212 | No, I'm from Southampton, but I have a winter home in West Nile. | 1.4788 | 0.05477 | 165 | 106 | 39 | 20 |
213 | This is my husband. He can be quite a prick. | 1.4788 | 0.05477 | 165 | 106 | 39 | 20 |
214 | Small world! Bob and Nancy's foundation works with malaria victims too! | 1.4783 | 0.05716 | 161 | 106 | 33 | 22 |
215 | 'This is Dave, he's with us for the summer.' | 1.4778 | 0.05312 | 180 | 117 | 40 | 23 |
216 | Babe, tell them about that time with the light bulb. | 1.4775 | 0.04989 | 178 | 110 | 51 | 17 |
217 | Until that ancestry test I had no idea we were all related. | 1.4774 | 0.05205 | 155 | 94 | 48 | 13 |
218 | Try not to suck the life out of the party. | 1.4773 | 0.05522 | 176 | 117 | 34 | 25 |
219 | He prefers ‘hemoglobin connoisseur’ to ‘dirty, stinking bloodsucker’. | 1.4770 | 0.05327 | 174 | 112 | 41 | 21 |
220 | These are the other pests I was telling you about. | 1.4765 | 0.05484 | 170 | 111 | 37 | 22 |
221 | And Larry here does something or other at BuzzFeed. | 1.4759 | 0.04933 | 187 | 117 | 51 | 19 |
222 | Todd is a lawyer too. | 1.4759 | 0.05452 | 166 | 107 | 39 | 20 |
223 | I’d like to introduce you to Mia. She’d be glad to check your blood alcohol level before you drive home tonight. | 1.4757 | 0.05259 | 185 | 121 | 40 | 24 |
224 | Tell them your dengue fever story, dear. | 1.4757 | 0.04972 | 185 | 116 | 50 | 19 |
225 | There are those who claim to understand Kafka ... and then there’s my friend here, Gregor. | 1.4751 | 0.05347 | 181 | 119 | 38 | 24 |
226 | Speaking of the West Side, Ed here is from the West Nile. | 1.4750 | 0.05316 | 160 | 100 | 44 | 16 |
227 | Tomato, tomahto, mosquito, moscato. | 1.4746 | 0.05258 | 177 | 114 | 42 | 21 |
228 | Or I have a nice O negative if you prefer. | 1.4744 | 0.05491 | 156 | 99 | 40 | 17 |
229 | It's an O positive, 1984. | 1.4740 | 0.05543 | 154 | 98 | 39 | 17 |
230 | We ordered a Mojito not a mosquito. | 1.4740 | 0.04839 | 192 | 120 | 53 | 19 |
231 | That whole Lyme disease thing? Fake news. | 1.4734 | 0.05070 | 207 | 138 | 40 | 29 |
232 | I was just telling them about the night you first bit me. | 1.4734 | 0.04490 | 188 | 111 | 65 | 12 |
233 | Yes, I am the host. Why do you ask? | 1.4734 | 0.05443 | 169 | 110 | 38 | 21 |
234 | Yes, I'd love to go out for a bite. | 1.4733 | 0.05491 | 150 | 94 | 41 | 15 |
235 | I met him at a Kafka reading. | 1.4731 | 0.05492 | 167 | 109 | 37 | 21 |
236 | If you want to find the best pools of standing water, Jenna here is the one to ask. | 1.4725 | 0.05030 | 182 | 115 | 48 | 19 |
237 | What do you mean your job sucks, Steve? | 1.4724 | 0.05387 | 163 | 104 | 41 | 18 |
238 | Speaking of bloodsucking lawyers, have you met my divorce attorney? | 1.4717 | 0.05630 | 159 | 104 | 35 | 20 |
239 | Here's to a good buzz. | 1.4716 | 0.05280 | 176 | 114 | 41 | 21 |
240 | What a coincidence! Bob's also in the business of sucking blood from innocent victims. | 1.4716 | 0.05280 | 176 | 114 | 41 | 21 |
241 | George, the Harrisons want to apologize for spraying you with DEET yesterday. | 1.4716 | 0.05280 | 176 | 114 | 41 | 21 |
242 | This is awkward. The Johnsons just bought an Orkin franchise...” | 1.4709 | 0.05243 | 172 | 110 | 43 | 19 |
243 | Type O. But, why do you ask? | 1.4709 | 0.04836 | 189 | 118 | 53 | 18 |
244 | That whole “Drain the swamp” thing” never came true, so Bob and I will be moving back to D.C. soon. | 1.4702 | 0.05335 | 168 | 108 | 41 | 19 |
245 | We met on a camping trip ... | 1.4702 | 0.05216 | 151 | 92 | 47 | 12 |
246 | He didn't start drinking til the neighbors got a bug zapper. | 1.4699 | 0.05032 | 166 | 102 | 50 | 14 |
247 | A positive. Why? | 1.4695 | 0.05220 | 164 | 103 | 45 | 16 |
248 | They've been itching to meet you. | 1.4695 | 0.05075 | 164 | 101 | 49 | 14 |
249 | Let me guess, you're a lawyer. | 1.4689 | 0.05377 | 177 | 117 | 37 | 23 |
250 | That proboscis must come in handy, now that they've outlawed plastic straws. | 1.4684 | 0.05043 | 190 | 123 | 45 | 22 |
251 | These are my ex-husband and his new wife. They are also blood-suckers. | 1.4682 | 0.05593 | 173 | 117 | 31 | 25 |
252 | Well, we are going to have just agree to disagree on the scourge of Citronella. | 1.4678 | 0.05520 | 171 | 114 | 34 | 23 |
253 | He says he believes he met you at a barbeque last summer. | 1.4675 | 0.05617 | 154 | 100 | 36 | 18 |
254 | And this is Tom and Jane. They are both Type O. | 1.4675 | 0.05306 | 154 | 96 | 44 | 14 |
255 | A life span of 10 days? And I would have sworn we met at the Hamptons last summer. | 1.4674 | 0.04618 | 184 | 111 | 60 | 13 |
256 | Oh, Martin. Stop being such a pest! | 1.4671 | 0.05221 | 167 | 106 | 44 | 17 |
257 | Actually, the first time we met was when I spotted him in the corner of my shower, wasn't it honey? | 1.4667 | 0.04671 | 195 | 121 | 57 | 17 |
258 | You just have to suck it up, am I right? | 1.4667 | 0.05125 | 165 | 103 | 47 | 15 |
259 | They think they met you last summer in Maine. | 1.4658 | 0.05362 | 161 | 103 | 41 | 17 |
260 | Harold, Lisa, meet Brad, our new temp employee. Such a shame he’ll be with us only 76 hours. | 1.4658 | 0.05764 | 146 | 95 | 34 | 17 |
261 | My apologies, but our invitation actually said we were having a big MESQUITE barbecue party. | 1.4655 | 0.05385 | 174 | 115 | 37 | 22 |
262 | Actually, we met at the Blood Drive. | 1.4654 | 0.05628 | 159 | 105 | 34 | 20 |
263 | Well now, THAT'S a stinger! | 1.4654 | 0.05836 | 159 | 108 | 28 | 23 |
264 | Yes, most people guess lawyer, but I'm actually a phlebotomist. | 1.4653 | 0.05654 | 144 | 92 | 37 | 15 |
265 | It's a 2017 AB-Negative. Quite rare, actually. | 1.4652 | 0.05213 | 187 | 124 | 39 | 24 |
266 | We met at a flea market in Chernobyl. | 1.4651 | 0.05110 | 172 | 109 | 46 | 17 |
267 | We met on the web. | 1.4649 | 0.04909 | 185 | 117 | 50 | 18 |
268 | I asked for a Mojito, not a mosquito. | 1.4647 | 0.05352 | 170 | 111 | 39 | 20 |
269 | But we're ALL lawyers, you fit right in. | 1.4647 | 0.05352 | 170 | 111 | 39 | 20 |
270 | This is my husband. He’s a bit of a pest. | 1.4647 | 0.05085 | 170 | 107 | 47 | 16 |
271 | Buzz works in infectious diseases. | 1.4643 | 0.05333 | 168 | 109 | 40 | 19 |
272 | Oh, he's harmless - only the females bite. | 1.4641 | 0.04987 | 181 | 115 | 48 | 18 |
273 | And Dan is a divorce lawyer, so really you’re both giant, blood-sucking parasites! | 1.4641 | 0.05168 | 181 | 118 | 42 | 21 |
274 | We actually met at the company picnic last year. | 1.4639 | 0.05101 | 166 | 104 | 47 | 15 |
275 | We hear that the buzz about your West Nile trip just went viral. | 1.4635 | 0.05215 | 192 | 129 | 37 | 26 |
276 | A phlebotomist! How interesting! | 1.4629 | 0.05237 | 175 | 114 | 41 | 20 |
277 | Is somebody wearing DEET? | 1.4624 | 0.05021 | 173 | 109 | 48 | 16 |
278 | And after drinks, we'll have a little bite. | 1.4624 | 0.05153 | 173 | 111 | 44 | 18 |
279 | Now, I think we can agree to disagree on draining the swamp. | 1.4624 | 0.05177 | 186 | 123 | 40 | 23 |
280 | Larry here loves a warm, full-bodied red. | 1.4615 | 0.05504 | 169 | 113 | 34 | 22 |
281 | Robert, tell the Johnsons about your recent trip to Chernobyl. | 1.4611 | 0.05488 | 167 | 111 | 35 | 21 |
282 | What a small world, the Joneses are also from Florida. | 1.4610 | 0.05651 | 141 | 90 | 37 | 14 |
283 | ... and I thought “Why not?” and swiped right. So meet Lawrence. | 1.4607 | 0.04965 | 191 | 124 | 46 | 21 |
284 | Phil, I’d like you to meet the rest of the swat team. | 1.4599 | 0.04985 | 187 | 121 | 46 | 20 |
285 | And she has hundreds of sons about the same age as your daughter. | 1.4596 | 0.04984 | 161 | 99 | 50 | 12 |
286 | No, I distinctly remember ordering a grasshopper! | 1.4596 | 0.05572 | 161 | 107 | 34 | 20 |
287 | And so I said, 'that's not a parasite, that's my husband!' | 1.4595 | 0.05539 | 148 | 95 | 38 | 15 |
288 | ...and this is my parasite of an ex-husband who just decided to show up uninvited, as usual. | 1.4593 | 0.05367 | 172 | 114 | 37 | 21 |
289 | And this is Kevin. He sucks. | 1.4592 | 0.05081 | 196 | 131 | 40 | 25 |
290 | No, we were talking about Melania, not malaria. | 1.4591 | 0.05554 | 159 | 105 | 35 | 19 |
291 | Wow, the three of you really do have something in common...Marci's a phlebotomist and Dave's an attorney.... | 1.4588 | 0.05150 | 170 | 109 | 44 | 17 |
292 | Your stories about traveling abroad are infectious. | 1.4588 | 0.04944 | 170 | 106 | 50 | 14 |
293 | Cheryl, I'd like you to meet the new donors. | 1.4588 | 0.05013 | 170 | 107 | 48 | 15 |
294 | Joe here was just telling me about his work with the Gates Foundation's malaria project. | 1.4583 | 0.05397 | 168 | 111 | 37 | 20 |
295 | The Connors are going camping next week, I thought you should meet first. | 1.4583 | 0.05651 | 144 | 93 | 36 | 15 |
296 | So I said, “Bartender, I need a giant mojito!” | 1.4581 | 0.05586 | 155 | 102 | 35 | 18 |
297 | Roger and Linda here work in debugging software. No offense.” | 1.4578 | 0.05445 | 166 | 110 | 36 | 20 |
298 | Once you get to know him, he's not such a pest. | 1.4576 | 0.04937 | 177 | 112 | 49 | 16 |
299 | I heard you were back in town for the summer. | 1.4574 | 0.04849 | 188 | 120 | 50 | 18 |
300 | So I hear you come from the West Nile | 1.4570 | 0.05119 | 186 | 123 | 41 | 22 |
301 | Have you met our hosts? | 1.4570 | 0.05286 | 186 | 126 | 35 | 25 |
302 | Meet my husband. He is a lawyer, too. | 1.4563 | 0.05667 | 160 | 108 | 31 | 21 |
303 | O-positive. Why do you ask? | 1.4561 | 0.05194 | 171 | 111 | 42 | 18 |
304 | And if it doesn’t work out, he’ll be dead in three weeks anyway. | 1.4561 | 0.04851 | 171 | 106 | 52 | 13 |
305 | These two are bloodsucking lawyers, so you'll get along just fine. | 1.4560 | 0.05084 | 182 | 119 | 43 | 20 |
306 | Oh my gosh, small world! I swatted your cousin! | 1.4558 | 0.05480 | 147 | 94 | 39 | 14 |
307 | We met in Florida. | 1.4557 | 0.05432 | 158 | 103 | 38 | 17 |
308 | Oh yeah? And what makes you such an expert on Kafka? | 1.4556 | 0.05437 | 169 | 113 | 35 | 21 |
309 | I meant bloodsucking liberal as a term of endearment | 1.4551 | 0.05615 | 167 | 114 | 30 | 23 |
310 | I'm so sorry. I don't know why I slapped you. | 1.4545 | 0.04956 | 176 | 112 | 48 | 16 |
311 | Have you met the Orkins? | 1.4545 | 0.05572 | 176 | 122 | 28 | 26 |
312 | We met at camp. | 1.4545 | 0.05331 | 165 | 108 | 39 | 18 |
313 | Let me introduce Bob and Shelly. He's an O-positive, but she's one of those rare AB-negatives. | 1.4545 | 0.05400 | 165 | 109 | 37 | 19 |
314 | Meet tonight's protagonist, he got in through a hole in the screening process. | 1.4545 | 0.05331 | 165 | 108 | 39 | 18 |
315 | I'm so pleased that Fox News gave you the evening off | 1.4545 | 0.06048 | 154 | 108 | 22 | 24 |
316 | Tell us about the West Nile. | 1.4540 | 0.05062 | 174 | 112 | 45 | 17 |
317 | That's so interesting! Mark here was also just in Africa. | 1.4540 | 0.04792 | 174 | 108 | 53 | 13 |
318 | And this is my cousin Malaria. | 1.4540 | 0.05318 | 174 | 116 | 37 | 21 |
319 | How much do we have to drink for this to feel normal? | 1.4540 | 0.05127 | 174 | 113 | 43 | 18 |
320 | And this is our new neighbor,Ted. He just moved here from the West Nile. | 1.4536 | 0.04942 | 183 | 118 | 47 | 18 |
321 | May I present your hosts? | 1.4536 | 0.05121 | 183 | 121 | 41 | 21 |
322 | How terribly dreadful...only seven days? | 1.4535 | 0.05236 | 172 | 113 | 40 | 19 |
323 | So, Frank tells me you studied hematology? | 1.4526 | 0.05858 | 137 | 90 | 32 | 15 |
324 | So now you've tried the blood sample, can you guess which one of us it is? | 1.4524 | 0.05260 | 168 | 110 | 40 | 18 |
325 | Of course, we'll be using a surrogate. | 1.4521 | 0.05019 | 188 | 124 | 43 | 21 |
326 | ...and he's a brilliant fundraiser. He could get blood from a stone! | 1.4518 | 0.05095 | 166 | 106 | 45 | 15 |
327 | These are the Wagners. They will be your dinner tonight. | 1.4514 | 0.05899 | 144 | 97 | 29 | 18 |
328 | I'll just let you anti-vaxers get to know eachother! | 1.4509 | 0.05586 | 173 | 120 | 28 | 25 |
329 | I met him at the IRS office | 1.4506 | 0.05330 | 162 | 106 | 39 | 17 |
330 | We met on an Amazon cruise. | 1.4506 | 0.05110 | 162 | 103 | 45 | 14 |
331 | I'm afraid Bob here is a bit of a snob when it comes to reds. | 1.4503 | 0.05191 | 171 | 112 | 41 | 18 |
332 | Actually, we met on the net. | 1.4503 | 0.05191 | 171 | 112 | 41 | 18 |
333 | He's more exotic and certainly more social than my first husband. | 1.4500 | 0.05242 | 180 | 121 | 37 | 22 |
334 | We first met at our daughter's outdoor wedding last summer. | 1.4500 | 0.05305 | 160 | 104 | 40 | 16 |
335 | The Zika virus? Really, that was you?! | 1.4500 | 0.04874 | 180 | 115 | 49 | 16 |
336 | He visited our campsite in Maine. We adopted him. | 1.4497 | 0.05254 | 149 | 94 | 43 | 12 |
337 | Tim, meet Harry and Julia— they’ll be your hosts next week. | 1.4494 | 0.05103 | 178 | 117 | 42 | 19 |
338 | He’s great company as long as he doesn’t get too attached | 1.4494 | 0.04848 | 178 | 113 | 50 | 15 |
339 | Yes, John, we all know how strongly you feel about pesticides. | 1.4494 | 0.05103 | 178 | 117 | 42 | 19 |
340 | Why as a matter of fact, I do know Jeff Goldblum | 1.4492 | 0.05206 | 187 | 127 | 36 | 24 |
341 | So do you all have malaria? Or is that just a stereotype? | 1.4492 | 0.04980 | 187 | 123 | 44 | 20 |
342 | Oh that?, it's just some bug going around. | 1.4491 | 0.05143 | 167 | 108 | 43 | 16 |
343 | "Skeeter was telling me about his party trick, determining your blood type for free." | 1.4489 | 0.04886 | 176 | 112 | 49 | 15 |
344 | I think we can all agree with the PC crowd that “pesticide” is a pretty insensitive term and that “insecticide” is preferable. | 1.4486 | 0.04780 | 185 | 118 | 51 | 16 |
345 | He does have a point. | 1.4481 | 0.05375 | 154 | 100 | 39 | 15 |
346 | We actually ordered a giant Moscato. | 1.4479 | 0.05583 | 163 | 111 | 31 | 21 |
347 | You might be interested to know that the Jones' are both universal donors. | 1.4475 | 0.05100 | 181 | 120 | 41 | 20 |
348 | Meet the new head of our malaria lab. | 1.4475 | 0.05160 | 181 | 121 | 39 | 21 |
349 | So, Professor. What other effects of global warming have you studied? | 1.4475 | 0.04594 | 181 | 112 | 57 | 12 |
350 | You got through screening. | 1.4471 | 0.05144 | 170 | 111 | 42 | 17 |
351 | You'll love this one - What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? | 1.4471 | 0.05278 | 170 | 113 | 38 | 19 |
352 | Congrats! We heard you went viral. | 1.4459 | 0.05775 | 148 | 100 | 30 | 18 |
353 | We didn't meet on the Net. We met in the net. | 1.4444 | 0.04361 | 207 | 130 | 62 | 15 |
354 | Why must you always B-Negative? | 1.4438 | 0.05162 | 178 | 119 | 39 | 20 |
355 | We just found out we're related by blood. | 1.4438 | 0.04844 | 178 | 114 | 49 | 15 |
356 | Is there a reason you all are wearing long sleeves on this hot day? | 1.4438 | 0.05232 | 169 | 112 | 39 | 18 |
357 | You look like you’re about to get smashed. | 1.4438 | 0.05430 | 169 | 115 | 33 | 21 |
358 | We met that summer I spent in Minnesota. | 1.4432 | 0.04949 | 176 | 114 | 46 | 16 |
359 | The Smiths here say they’re related to you by blood. | 1.4427 | 0.04937 | 192 | 128 | 43 | 21 |
360 | He’s less a global warming denier and more of a global warming advocate. | 1.4425 | 0.04989 | 174 | 113 | 45 | 16 |
361 | We discovered a taste for each other last summer. | 1.4425 | 0.05055 | 174 | 114 | 43 | 17 |
362 | And this is my divorce lawyer... | 1.4424 | 0.05183 | 165 | 108 | 41 | 16 |
363 | "Well, look on the bright side. At least they didn't drain the swamp." | 1.4423 | 0.05243 | 156 | 101 | 41 | 14 |
364 | I brought him so people wouldn't bring up the elephant in the room. | 1.4420 | 0.05999 | 138 | 94 | 27 | 17 |
365 | Frank and Rachel are lobbyists, so you all have a lot in common. | 1.4419 | 0.05545 | 172 | 120 | 28 | 24 |
366 | Cheer up, there's never been a better time to be a blood sucking parasite. | 1.4419 | 0.05483 | 172 | 119 | 30 | 23 |
367 | She's just here for the season. | 1.4419 | 0.05030 | 172 | 112 | 44 | 16 |
368 | I just assumed you'd want something red. | 1.4409 | 0.04877 | 186 | 122 | 46 | 18 |
369 | I'd say he's more of a gadfly | 1.4405 | 0.05253 | 168 | 112 | 38 | 18 |
370 | I'm sorry -- I just assumed you would want red. | 1.4400 | 0.05161 | 175 | 117 | 39 | 19 |
371 | I’m really sorry about the patio, I distinctly told George not to spray. | 1.4400 | 0.04683 | 200 | 131 | 50 | 19 |
372 | Why yes, he is the host. | 1.4398 | 0.05329 | 191 | 135 | 28 | 28 |
373 | Oh calm down, Murray, he calls all attorneys blood suckers. | 1.4398 | 0.05064 | 191 | 130 | 38 | 23 |
374 | Mojito! I asked for a mojito! | 1.4398 | 0.05299 | 166 | 111 | 37 | 18 |
375 | She just flew in from South America for that Zika conference. | 1.4398 | 0.05299 | 166 | 111 | 37 | 18 |
376 | Drain the swamp? Who’s kidding whom? | 1.4398 | 0.05299 | 166 | 111 | 37 | 18 |
377 | So how are the larvae? | 1.4396 | 0.04766 | 182 | 117 | 50 | 15 |
378 | This is my husband and the children are buzzing around here somewhere. | 1.4395 | 0.05295 | 157 | 103 | 39 | 15 |
379 | We both like the outdoors, and we both HATE spiders. | 1.4393 | 0.04802 | 173 | 110 | 50 | 13 |
380 | Speaking of trips, tell them all about your love for the West Nile. | 1.4393 | 0.05332 | 173 | 118 | 34 | 21 |
381 | My last boyfriend was a lawyer too! | 1.4390 | 0.05415 | 164 | 111 | 34 | 19 |
382 | He was looking for a mate before he dies tomorrow, and I was looking for some quick rebound sex. | 1.4390 | 0.05131 | 164 | 107 | 42 | 15 |
383 | Well, actually, Ted and I met at an entomology seminar at Yale. | 1.4390 | 0.05346 | 164 | 110 | 36 | 18 |
384 | Peter, Linda, I'd like you to meet our most annoying guest. | 1.4386 | 0.05117 | 171 | 113 | 41 | 17 |
385 | He was appointed as acting Secretary of the Interior to drain the swamp. | 1.4386 | 0.05442 | 171 | 118 | 31 | 22 |
386 | These are the O'Negatives. I heard the were just your type." | 1.4385 | 0.05088 | 187 | 127 | 38 | 22 |
387 | Have you guys met my Lawyer? | 1.4382 | 0.05280 | 178 | 122 | 34 | 22 |
388 | Would you rather have a Stinger? | 1.4382 | 0.05096 | 178 | 119 | 40 | 19 |
389 | Bill and Erika also summer in Montauk! | 1.4379 | 0.05149 | 153 | 98 | 43 | 12 |
390 | Skeeter..That's your last one..You're flying home tonight'' | 1.4379 | 0.05551 | 153 | 103 | 33 | 17 |
391 | And this is Janet... We met on a cruise up the Amazon last year! | 1.4378 | 0.04773 | 185 | 120 | 49 | 16 |
392 | So Dan, I hear you were a bloodsucking pest before you even joined us here at the I.R.S. | 1.4375 | 0.05515 | 160 | 109 | 32 | 19 |
393 | Why, yes, we all work at the blood bank. Are you also in the industry? | 1.4375 | 0.04879 | 176 | 114 | 47 | 15 |
394 | 'Oliver was just telling me about his 30 000 lovely children.' | 1.4372 | 0.04746 | 183 | 118 | 50 | 15 |
395 | He had me at "you're my type". | 1.4371 | 0.05110 | 151 | 96 | 44 | 11 |
396 | Have you met Joyce? She's malarious. | 1.4371 | 0.05280 | 151 | 98 | 40 | 13 |
397 | Frank was just explaining how he eradicated an entire African village with yellow fever. | 1.4365 | 0.04971 | 181 | 120 | 43 | 18 |
398 | I mean,once you start with genetic modifications,it's so hard to know where to stop. Am I right,Edward? | 1.4364 | 0.05179 | 165 | 109 | 40 | 16 |
399 | Thank god for Stu. My last boyfriend was a leach. | 1.4360 | 0.05354 | 172 | 118 | 33 | 21 |
400 | Larry and I used to date, but I just wasn't his blood type. | 1.4358 | 0.04948 | 179 | 118 | 44 | 17 |
401 | He's a rescue. | 1.4356 | 0.05367 | 163 | 110 | 35 | 18 |
402 | Preston's organized our community blood drive. | 1.4356 | 0.05077 | 163 | 106 | 43 | 14 |
403 | Randy, dear. Have you met the Citronellas yet? | 1.4353 | 0.05068 | 170 | 112 | 42 | 16 |
404 | He's attracted to Type A people. | 1.4353 | 0.04999 | 170 | 111 | 44 | 15 |
405 | And Mos, you remember the Campbell's? The B - / AB + couple? | 1.4352 | 0.04858 | 193 | 129 | 44 | 20 |
406 | And what law firm do you work for? | 1.4350 | 0.04988 | 177 | 117 | 43 | 17 |
407 | Dear thing, if your lifespan ends in two hours we can certainly bring out the appetizers now. | 1.4348 | 0.04967 | 161 | 103 | 46 | 12 |
408 | That's so funny, the Johnsons just got back from the West Nile. | 1.4348 | 0.05205 | 184 | 127 | 34 | 23 |
409 | Jeffrey says that it was my skin that first attracted him, wasn't it darling? | 1.4348 | 0.04911 | 184 | 122 | 44 | 18 |
410 | Let me introduce you to our bartender. In addition to serving drinks, he'll be monitoring everyone's blood alcohol level. | 1.4348 | 0.05627 | 161 | 112 | 28 | 21 |
411 | I finally said to myself: Don't I deserve someone like Bill here who would appreciate every square inch of me? | 1.4345 | 0.05180 | 168 | 112 | 39 | 17 |
412 | He was so attracted to me | 1.4345 | 0.05040 | 168 | 110 | 43 | 15 |
413 | Can I get you someone else to drink? | 1.4343 | 0.05157 | 175 | 118 | 38 | 19 |
414 | We met on my trip to the West Nile and have been together since. | 1.4342 | 0.05417 | 152 | 101 | 36 | 15 |
415 | Why are you three dressed as humans? | 1.4341 | 0.05011 | 182 | 122 | 41 | 19 |
416 | I'd like you to meet your host. | 1.4340 | 0.05166 | 159 | 104 | 41 | 14 |
417 | Where do we summer? Why do you ask? | 1.4337 | 0.05154 | 166 | 110 | 40 | 16 |
418 | So, you detect notes of blood group O, Rh positive. | 1.4337 | 0.05294 | 166 | 112 | 36 | 18 |
419 | If only he sucked fat. | 1.4335 | 0.04936 | 173 | 113 | 45 | 15 |
420 | No, no. I asked for a moJito! | 1.4335 | 0.05265 | 173 | 118 | 35 | 20 |
421 | I said mojito, not mosquito! | 1.4333 | 0.05051 | 180 | 121 | 40 | 19 |
422 | Now that metamorphosis is complete, he is allowed to drink. | 1.4332 | 0.04793 | 187 | 123 | 47 | 17 |
423 | Ha-ha, I get it, not into small talk- 26 hour lifespan and all. | 1.4331 | 0.04805 | 157 | 98 | 50 | 9 |
424 | Is there a particular vintage you prefer? Perhaps a nice Millennial? | 1.4327 | 0.05438 | 171 | 119 | 30 | 22 |
425 | And Fred is a phlebotomist. You two should talk. | 1.4327 | 0.05045 | 171 | 113 | 42 | 16 |
426 | Meet the cause of my seven-year itch. | 1.4324 | 0.04890 | 185 | 123 | 44 | 18 |
427 | I’d like you to meet my comfort mosquito | 1.4320 | 0.05290 | 169 | 115 | 35 | 19 |
428 | Oh, I'm a sucker for a Bloody Mary, too. | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
429 | Seriously. Bite me. | 1.4314 | 0.05546 | 153 | 104 | 32 | 17 |
430 | He says I'm exactly his type. O positive. | 1.4310 | 0.04706 | 174 | 111 | 51 | 12 |
431 | Lovely name, Anopheles. Is is Greek? | 1.4309 | 0.04653 | 188 | 122 | 51 | 15 |
432 | I'd like you both to meet Ted. He's also a bloodsucking lawyer. | 1.4306 | 0.06206 | 144 | 104 | 18 | 22 |
433 | I hope you like it. It’s a rare 2017 AB negative. | 1.4305 | 0.05358 | 151 | 100 | 37 | 14 |
434 | And then I just slapped him. Needless to say, that was the end of our relationship. | 1.4302 | 0.04953 | 172 | 113 | 44 | 15 |
435 | I usually like a red with more body. | 1.4302 | 0.05221 | 172 | 117 | 36 | 19 |
436 | I don't care if you are picking up subtle notes of Deet, just drink the damn wine. | 1.4302 | 0.05221 | 172 | 117 | 36 | 19 |
437 | Nobody ever "invites" me to a party. They just assume I'll show up. | 1.4302 | 0.04815 | 179 | 117 | 47 | 15 |
438 | Some of my best friends are parasitic blood-suckers. | 1.4301 | 0.05215 | 186 | 130 | 32 | 24 |
439 | The Franklins have been itching to meet you. | 1.4301 | 0.04561 | 186 | 119 | 54 | 13 |
440 | This is Bernie. He is from the Upper West Nile. | 1.4301 | 0.04929 | 186 | 125 | 42 | 19 |
441 | I hope you're not flying tonight. | 1.4295 | 0.05734 | 149 | 103 | 28 | 18 |
442 | And here's Bob from Goldman Sachs. | 1.4294 | 0.05433 | 163 | 112 | 32 | 19 |
443 | ...and, as the new Director, you're uniquely qualified to bring some new blood into the CDC. | 1.4294 | 0.05063 | 170 | 113 | 41 | 16 |
444 | Honey, these are the wasps I’ve been telling you all about | 1.4294 | 0.05132 | 170 | 114 | 39 | 17 |
445 | He doesn't bark or shed, but he really scares the hell out of the mail man. | 1.4294 | 0.04984 | 177 | 118 | 42 | 17 |
446 | O negative 2003? Excellent choice! | 1.4294 | 0.04919 | 177 | 117 | 44 | 16 |
447 | So then I said, 'bite me,' ... Oh, wait. | 1.4286 | 0.05244 | 168 | 114 | 36 | 18 |
448 | Personally I can’t stand B+ - give me a nice glass of O- on a muggy summer night and I’m set. | 1.4286 | 0.05266 | 161 | 108 | 37 | 16 |
449 | George and I met at the malaria conference, what about you two? | 1.4286 | 0.04870 | 189 | 127 | 43 | 19 |
450 | We met under the porch light. | 1.4286 | 0.04892 | 175 | 115 | 45 | 15 |
451 | Fred works undercover for the EPA. | 1.4286 | 0.04634 | 189 | 123 | 51 | 15 |
452 | No more dear, your’re buzzed! | 1.4286 | 0.04819 | 168 | 108 | 48 | 12 |
453 | Sorry, I just assumed you’d want the red. | 1.4286 | 0.05024 | 175 | 117 | 41 | 17 |
454 | Buzz, here, is an admitted social parasite. | 1.4286 | 0.05153 | 175 | 119 | 37 | 19 |
455 | How long have you been a lawyer? | 1.4286 | 0.05378 | 168 | 116 | 32 | 20 |
456 | I'm doing better than ever, It wouldn't be the same in D.C. if he actually drained the swamp | 1.4277 | 0.05261 | 173 | 119 | 34 | 20 |
457 | Don’t be ridiculous, Sidney. Of course the Petersons don’t smell like DEET. | 1.4277 | 0.05388 | 159 | 108 | 34 | 17 |
458 | Bert has always been quite the Kafka fan. | 1.4276 | 0.05248 | 152 | 100 | 39 | 13 |
459 | You have a lot in common—the Johnsons are both lawyers. | 1.4271 | 0.05142 | 192 | 135 | 32 | 25 |
460 | No, I ordered a MOJITO! | 1.4270 | 0.04961 | 178 | 119 | 42 | 17 |
461 | I asked for a Large Mojito, not a Large Mosquito! | 1.4270 | 0.05150 | 178 | 122 | 36 | 20 |
462 | Well at least you’re not a lawyer! | 1.4268 | 0.05122 | 164 | 109 | 40 | 15 |
463 | So the Witch Doctor got angry. What happened next? | 1.4267 | 0.05544 | 150 | 102 | 32 | 16 |
464 | These parties always suck the life out of me | 1.4263 | 0.04907 | 190 | 129 | 41 | 20 |
465 | May I offer you a bite? | 1.4262 | 0.04801 | 183 | 121 | 46 | 16 |
466 | No, I am NOT your type! | 1.4262 | 0.04985 | 183 | 124 | 40 | 19 |
467 | Can I get you more stagnant water?" | 1.4260 | 0.04797 | 169 | 109 | 48 | 12 |
468 | Yes, everyone thinks when I talk about 'my husband the bloodsucker' I'm speaking metaphorically, but as you can see... | 1.4259 | 0.05240 | 162 | 109 | 37 | 16 |
469 | None of the repellents were working, he kept on hanging around and the rest is history." | 1.4259 | 0.05525 | 162 | 113 | 29 | 20 |
470 | I thought I ordered a grasshopper. | 1.4259 | 0.05091 | 162 | 107 | 41 | 14 |
471 | Well, I was tired of always having an elephant in the room... | 1.4258 | 0.05254 | 155 | 103 | 38 | 14 |
472 | Would you prefer a Scotch with standing water? | 1.4257 | 0.04744 | 202 | 137 | 44 | 21 |
473 | So I said, "Mosquito, Moscato. Tomato, tomatoe". | 1.4254 | 0.04963 | 181 | 122 | 41 | 18 |
474 | Moss, you remember Bill? You bit him at our Fourth of July barbecue last summer. | 1.4253 | 0.04771 | 174 | 113 | 48 | 13 |
475 | It's called a grasshopper. I bet you'd like it. | 1.4253 | 0.05172 | 174 | 119 | 36 | 19 |
476 | I think Harold here has some thoughts on the benefits of climate change. | 1.4252 | 0.04249 | 214 | 138 | 61 | 15 |
477 | Anna, this is Bill and Mel. They’ll be your hosts for this evening. | 1.4251 | 0.05264 | 167 | 114 | 35 | 18 |
478 | Dr. Zika has come to speak about West Nile virus | 1.4251 | 0.05332 | 167 | 115 | 33 | 19 |
479 | I believe you both have some Irish blood in you. | 1.4250 | 0.05360 | 160 | 109 | 34 | 17 |
480 | You sure you're okay to fly? You seem buzzed. | 1.4247 | 0.04682 | 186 | 122 | 49 | 15 |
481 | Having your own reusable straw is so "in". | 1.4247 | 0.05035 | 146 | 93 | 44 | 9 |
482 | And then I said, "Swatter? I barely knew her!" | 1.4247 | 0.05484 | 146 | 98 | 34 | 14 |
483 | It's a 1993 O positive | 1.4246 | 0.05065 | 179 | 122 | 38 | 19 |
484 | And Bob here is literally a blood sucking lawyer. | 1.4244 | 0.05150 | 172 | 117 | 37 | 18 |
485 | We met last summer in Alaska. | 1.4242 | 0.05097 | 165 | 110 | 40 | 15 |
486 | They remember you from their Peace Corps days | 1.4239 | 0.04654 | 184 | 120 | 50 | 14 |
487 | Gary's head of Infectious Diseases at the CDC, aren't you Gar? | 1.4238 | 0.05184 | 151 | 99 | 40 | 12 |
488 | Thanks, but I'll just stick with the O Positive. | 1.4235 | 0.04989 | 170 | 113 | 42 | 15 |
489 | He just kind of got under my skin. | 1.4233 | 0.04915 | 163 | 106 | 45 | 12 |
490 | You look like you're ready for a bite. | 1.4233 | 0.04915 | 163 | 106 | 45 | 12 |
491 | And this is my husband, Herb. He's a lobbyist. | 1.4233 | 0.05357 | 163 | 112 | 33 | 18 |
492 | John’s taken his love of Kafka too far this time. | 1.4233 | 0.05286 | 163 | 111 | 35 | 17 |
493 | We met a blood bank. I was giving, he was taking. | 1.4233 | 0.04678 | 163 | 103 | 51 | 9 |
494 | You know Jeff Goldblum, don't you? | 1.4231 | 0.04941 | 182 | 123 | 41 | 18 |
495 | We were just talking about how big the mosquitoes were in the Hamptons this year. | 1.4231 | 0.04753 | 182 | 120 | 47 | 15 |
496 | How long have you worked at the IRS? | 1.4231 | 0.04879 | 182 | 122 | 43 | 17 |
497 | I Don’t know about you guys but I already feel a buzz! | 1.4229 | 0.04887 | 175 | 116 | 44 | 15 |
498 | They’re just wondering who left the screen open. | 1.4226 | 0.04663 | 168 | 107 | 51 | 10 |
499 | Pay no attention to Herb. One glass of wine and he bugs everybody. | 1.4225 | 0.05019 | 187 | 129 | 37 | 21 |
500 | I'm partial to full-bodied reds. | 1.4224 | 0.05186 | 161 | 108 | 38 | 15 |
501 | What a coincidence. Anopheles was my maiden name. | 1.4224 | 0.05034 | 161 | 106 | 42 | 13 |
502 | Whereas Jeremy prefers a full-bodied red... | 1.4218 | 0.05623 | 147 | 101 | 30 | 16 |
503 | Oh, it’s AB-negative. Hard to find. I’m glad you like it. | 1.4216 | 0.04941 | 185 | 126 | 40 | 19 |
504 | I’m all out of B positive but this is a very rare AB negative , enjoy! | 1.4214 | 0.05307 | 159 | 108 | 35 | 16 |
505 | It’s actually my favorite, an O-negative from 2012 | 1.4211 | 0.05236 | 171 | 118 | 34 | 19 |
506 | Personally, I think Kafka ment it as metaphor, but I can see where you're coming from. | 1.4211 | 0.05324 | 152 | 102 | 36 | 14 |
507 | We met on safari. | 1.4208 | 0.04733 | 183 | 121 | 47 | 15 |
508 | So you keep your blood alcohol level in check by drinking blood and alcohol at the same time! Genius! | 1.4205 | 0.04864 | 195 | 134 | 40 | 21 |
509 | Frankly, I don’t think anyone should be defined by the number of their legs. | 1.4205 | 0.04585 | 195 | 129 | 50 | 16 |
510 | Unfortunately, his friendship is only skin deep. | 1.4205 | 0.04729 | 176 | 115 | 48 | 13 |
511 | And that's when he said, 'malaria? I hardly know her!' | 1.4201 | 0.04791 | 169 | 110 | 47 | 12 |
512 | Don’t be alarmed. Only females need blood. Males prefer a nice Cab. | 1.4200 | 0.04559 | 200 | 133 | 50 | 17 |
513 | Well, he was a little prick when he was younger, but we've all evolved… | 1.4200 | 0.05374 | 150 | 101 | 35 | 14 |
514 | He likes his a little more full bodied. | 1.4199 | 0.04833 | 181 | 121 | 44 | 16 |
515 | No. He's from the EAST Nile. | 1.4195 | 0.04835 | 174 | 115 | 45 | 14 |
516 | And of course you know Bob and Betty from last summer in the Hamptons. | 1.4194 | 0.05405 | 155 | 106 | 33 | 16 |
517 | Don’t mind Martin. He gets a little annoying when he’s buzzed. | 1.4187 | 0.04894 | 160 | 104 | 45 | 11 |
518 | And there's a whole magnum of A negative where that came from. | 1.4186 | 0.05079 | 172 | 117 | 38 | 17 |
519 | And our little bloodsucker here passed the bar on his first attempt! | 1.4184 | 0.04680 | 196 | 132 | 46 | 18 |
520 | Is that the moscato? | 1.4183 | 0.05296 | 153 | 103 | 36 | 14 |
521 | I think it would be better if you were just a fly on the wall in these conversations, Trevor. | 1.4182 | 0.04869 | 165 | 108 | 45 | 12 |
522 | And Marty here is an expert in infectious disease... | 1.4182 | 0.04792 | 165 | 107 | 47 | 11 |
523 | And how long have you worked for the IRS? | 1.4181 | 0.04909 | 177 | 119 | 42 | 16 |
524 | Oh, I'm sorry, would you like a straw? | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
525 | So, I said: That's malarious! | 1.4176 | 0.04936 | 182 | 124 | 40 | 18 |
526 | This is Bob. We met on that "Drain the Swamp" dating site. | 1.4172 | 0.05208 | 163 | 111 | 36 | 16 |
527 | Tell me, is arthropod politically incorrect these days? | 1.4172 | 0.05061 | 163 | 109 | 40 | 14 |
528 | I prefer the March 2019 AB Negative. It's a full bodied red, difficult to find but travels well. | 1.4172 | 0.05208 | 163 | 111 | 36 | 16 |
529 | I would like for you to meet the Smiths. They are the homo sapiens I told you about. | 1.4167 | 0.04978 | 156 | 102 | 43 | 11 |
530 | Sorry we ran out of Type O. Is Type A okay? | 1.4167 | 0.04809 | 156 | 100 | 47 | 9 |
531 | Before you, our landlord was the biggest bloodsucker we knew. | 1.4163 | 0.04718 | 209 | 145 | 41 | 23 |
532 | Can you stay for a quick bite? | 1.4162 | 0.04878 | 197 | 137 | 38 | 22 |
533 | So tell us how you know our host... | 1.4162 | 0.04692 | 185 | 123 | 47 | 15 |
534 | We met at a Republican fund-raiser. | 1.4161 | 0.05542 | 161 | 114 | 27 | 20 |
535 | Francine here is a phlebotomist. | 1.4161 | 0.04950 | 161 | 106 | 43 | 12 |
536 | Darling, you've met our new neighbors, the Youngbloods? | 1.4161 | 0.05104 | 161 | 108 | 39 | 14 |
537 | What? No. I ordered a grasshopper. | 1.4161 | 0.05311 | 149 | 100 | 36 | 13 |
538 | So, you and Karen met at summer camp? | 1.4157 | 0.04620 | 178 | 116 | 50 | 12 |
539 | Gregor's had something of a metamorphosis since you last saw him. | 1.4157 | 0.05209 | 166 | 114 | 35 | 17 |
540 | I guess I really do have a type; my first husband was a phlebotomist." | 1.4156 | 0.05269 | 154 | 104 | 36 | 14 |
541 | Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinfandel? | 1.4154 | 0.04860 | 195 | 135 | 39 | 21 |
542 | You see? I did not even know I had standing water on the patio. | 1.4153 | 0.04853 | 183 | 124 | 42 | 17 |
543 | ...and which law firm are you with? | 1.4152 | 0.05230 | 171 | 119 | 33 | 19 |
544 | When he drinks he tends to make a pest of himself!" | 1.4152 | 0.05029 | 171 | 116 | 39 | 16 |
545 | A lawyer huh? What kind? | 1.4152 | 0.05230 | 171 | 119 | 33 | 19 |
546 | We met at my ant's picnic. | 1.4149 | 0.04936 | 188 | 130 | 38 | 20 |
547 | If you need a refill, they're both Type O. | 1.4148 | 0.04991 | 176 | 120 | 39 | 17 |
548 | That's the second time you took my olive. | 1.4148 | 0.05056 | 176 | 121 | 37 | 18 |
549 | I hate to bug you, but my friends are itching to meet you. | 1.4146 | 0.05395 | 164 | 115 | 30 | 19 |
550 | Stan and Irene, meet our infestment counselor. | 1.4144 | 0.04953 | 181 | 124 | 39 | 18 |
551 | Skeeter is doing very advanced work in hematology at New York Presbyterian. | 1.4142 | 0.05001 | 169 | 114 | 40 | 15 |
552 | I understand you summer in the Hamptons. | 1.4142 | 0.05140 | 169 | 116 | 36 | 17 |
553 | Mr Kafka is a writer | 1.4142 | 0.05208 | 169 | 117 | 34 | 18 |
554 | Stop, you’re sucking the life out of this party. | 1.4142 | 0.05140 | 169 | 116 | 36 | 17 |
555 | I just assumed you'd prefer red ... | 1.4142 | 0.05208 | 169 | 117 | 34 | 18 |
556 | What kind of law do you practice? | 1.4140 | 0.05273 | 157 | 107 | 35 | 15 |
557 | Darling, the Abrams are both type O! | 1.4140 | 0.05350 | 157 | 108 | 33 | 16 |
558 | No, dear, that’s just a clever name. It’s basically just vodka and tomato juice with a dash of Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco. | 1.4140 | 0.04953 | 157 | 103 | 43 | 11 |
559 | I hope you like it. It's Saratoga Springs, 2014, Type AB negative. | 1.4138 | 0.04965 | 174 | 118 | 40 | 16 |
560 | It was positively Kafkaesque. George woke up one morning to find himself transformed into a heavy drinker . | 1.4136 | 0.05301 | 162 | 112 | 33 | 17 |
561 | We were out of A positive, so I hope O negative is okay. | 1.4134 | 0.04800 | 179 | 120 | 44 | 15 |
562 | You could say that he's a relative by blood. | 1.4133 | 0.05367 | 150 | 102 | 34 | 14 |
563 | We also worked for BuzzFeed. | 1.4133 | 0.04619 | 196 | 132 | 47 | 17 |
564 | We met on vacation. | 1.4130 | 0.04832 | 184 | 125 | 42 | 17 |
565 | I’m so glad you could join us, we haven’t seen you since our backyard party last fall. | 1.4125 | 0.04967 | 160 | 106 | 42 | 12 |
566 | Did you say you’re from the west Nile region? | 1.4124 | 0.05032 | 177 | 122 | 37 | 18 |
567 | We found him in the rainforest but he is surprisingly urbane. | 1.4124 | 0.04293 | 194 | 125 | 58 | 11 |
568 | You say mosquito, I say Moscato | 1.4122 | 0.05667 | 148 | 104 | 27 | 17 |
569 | We finally got to open that 1987 AB Positive. | 1.4121 | 0.05157 | 165 | 113 | 36 | 16 |
570 | Happily he is from the East Nile | 1.4118 | 0.05047 | 170 | 116 | 38 | 16 |
571 | Sorry. I guess I just figured you wouldn't need a stirrer. | 1.4114 | 0.04808 | 175 | 117 | 44 | 14 |
572 | My soul-sucking parents, meet my bloodsucking boyfriend. | 1.4112 | 0.04978 | 197 | 140 | 33 | 24 |
573 | ‘“And this is our newest addition to the Entomology Department, Professor Manny. Assuming the weather holds, we hope to keep him all semester.” | 1.4111 | 0.04511 | 180 | 117 | 52 | 11 |
574 | He sucks as a date, but the great thing is _he only has a 10-day lifespan. | 1.4111 | 0.04580 | 180 | 118 | 50 | 12 |
575 | That's a 1978 AB positive with notes of sweat and tears. | 1.4111 | 0.05154 | 180 | 127 | 32 | 21 |
576 | Jack's a different person when he drinks. | 1.4111 | 0.04907 | 180 | 123 | 40 | 17 |
577 | So, what keeps you up at night? | 1.4108 | 0.04991 | 185 | 129 | 36 | 20 |
578 | The house red is A-positive. Do you like it? | 1.4108 | 0.04931 | 185 | 128 | 38 | 19 |
579 | So… I had no idea that there was this whole other side to malaria. | 1.4108 | 0.04560 | 185 | 122 | 50 | 13 |
580 | Can I get you a Bloody Mary, or do you want another stinger? | 1.4107 | 0.05159 | 168 | 116 | 35 | 17 |
581 | The Hendersons are also lawyers. | 1.4104 | 0.04982 | 173 | 118 | 39 | 16 |
582 | ...and where do you summer? | 1.4104 | 0.04845 | 173 | 116 | 43 | 14 |
583 | Jeff engaged in smalltalk, all the while inching his hand towards his fly swatter. | 1.4103 | 0.05214 | 156 | 106 | 36 | 14 |
584 | This is Stanley, he's Type O. And this is Janine, she's AB. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about. | 1.4101 | 0.04749 | 178 | 119 | 45 | 14 |
585 | He's quite the connoisseur of reds, he prefers sweet, full-bodied North American types | 1.4101 | 0.04946 | 178 | 122 | 39 | 17 |
586 | Sorry, I forgot... You said you were from East or West Nile? | 1.4099 | 0.04943 | 161 | 107 | 42 | 12 |
587 | Cognac and crème de menthe. It's called a stinger. No offense. | 1.4099 | 0.05098 | 161 | 109 | 38 | 14 |
588 | We met at Martha’s Vineyard last summer | 1.4096 | 0.04839 | 166 | 110 | 44 | 12 |
589 | Be careful what you say. I think this room might be bugged. | 1.4096 | 0.04571 | 188 | 125 | 49 | 14 |
590 | We met at the company blood drive. | 1.4094 | 0.04813 | 171 | 114 | 44 | 13 |
591 | Go on, try imaging what he looked like before he went paleo. | 1.4094 | 0.05158 | 171 | 119 | 34 | 18 |
592 | We actually met at the flea-market | 1.4093 | 0.04836 | 193 | 134 | 39 | 20 |
593 | You're going to love Henry and Siobhan - they're blood donors! | 1.4091 | 0.05098 | 154 | 103 | 39 | 12 |
594 | Blood sucking parasite? No ma'am, I'm a lawyer. | 1.4091 | 0.05342 | 154 | 106 | 33 | 15 |
595 | Great, Tina’s back to suck the life out of the room again. | 1.4088 | 0.04885 | 181 | 124 | 40 | 17 |
596 | James handled my divorce, he's very good at what he does. | 1.4085 | 0.05176 | 164 | 113 | 35 | 16 |
597 | Tell them the results of your DNA test. | 1.4083 | 0.05065 | 169 | 116 | 37 | 16 |
598 | and Ancestry.com traced Howard's lineage to ancient Egypt, just west of the Nile. | 1.4083 | 0.05202 | 169 | 118 | 33 | 18 |
599 | What do you mean, we're the endangered species? | 1.4082 | 0.04556 | 196 | 132 | 48 | 16 |
600 | This wine has legs, and a nice buzz! | 1.4080 | 0.04892 | 174 | 118 | 41 | 15 |
601 | I think the acid is kicking in. | 1.4079 | 0.05550 | 152 | 107 | 28 | 17 |
602 | Not to worry. I only drink full-bodied reds. | 1.4076 | 0.05266 | 157 | 108 | 34 | 15 |
603 | I'd like to introduce the Franklins. They are O positive. | 1.4076 | 0.04948 | 184 | 128 | 37 | 19 |
604 | You must be Bill's ex-wife. We've heard a lot about you. | 1.4074 | 0.04793 | 189 | 130 | 41 | 18 |
605 | I was just telling Gwen and Drew you'd appreciate their exquisite taste. | 1.4074 | 0.05294 | 162 | 113 | 32 | 17 |
606 | I'd like you to meet my friends, O and AB-negative. | 1.4074 | 0.04363 | 189 | 123 | 55 | 11 |
607 | He's staying with us while the Johnson's house is bug bombed. | 1.4074 | 0.04793 | 189 | 130 | 41 | 18 |
608 | Nobody at the party was pleased with Karen's new boyfriend; he sucked even more than the last one. | 1.4072 | 0.05107 | 167 | 115 | 36 | 16 |
609 | So, how did you become involved in investment banking? | 1.4070 | 0.05134 | 172 | 120 | 34 | 18 |
610 | Fred has a funny story about his Amazon rafting trip, don't you, Fred? | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
611 | How funny! Roger here is a kind of phlebotomist, too. | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
612 | Why are you so interested in our blood alcohol levels? | 1.4070 | 0.04861 | 172 | 116 | 42 | 14 |
613 | You're a phlebotomist? Me too! | 1.4068 | 0.05090 | 177 | 124 | 34 | 19 |
614 | Be careful what you say, the room may be bugged. | 1.4066 | 0.05107 | 182 | 129 | 32 | 21 |
615 | No, silly, there aren't any blue-bloods here. | 1.4062 | 0.04799 | 160 | 105 | 45 | 10 |
616 | Frank recently began work with the Red Cross. | 1.4062 | 0.05268 | 160 | 111 | 33 | 16 |
617 | We're celebrating Juniors winning first place in his high school science contest. | 1.4062 | 0.05487 | 160 | 114 | 27 | 19 |
618 | I told you that you would meet some fellow blood suckers. John and Emma are both attorneys. | 1.4057 | 0.05002 | 175 | 121 | 37 | 17 |
619 | We met him last Summer in Maine. | 1.4056 | 0.05274 | 143 | 96 | 36 | 11 |
620 | Would I be presumptuous in assuming you prefer a wine with a well defined nose and plenty of legs? | 1.4056 | 0.04901 | 180 | 124 | 39 | 17 |
621 | Why, yes! I AM a Type A person! How did you know? | 1.4056 | 0.04837 | 180 | 123 | 41 | 16 |
622 | Gregory here is rewriting Kafka’s Metamorphosis. | 1.4054 | 0.04805 | 185 | 127 | 41 | 17 |
623 | We met online! I was looking for a straight male, never married, financially solvent, conservative values, good dancer, and no tattoos, and I got matched with Milo here | 1.4052 | 0.05200 | 153 | 104 | 36 | 13 |
624 | So he was just telling me how it's only the females that drink blood. The males mostly drink Zinfandel... | 1.4051 | 0.05390 | 158 | 111 | 30 | 17 |
625 | Spraying just wasn't working, so I thought I would try a cheap merlot. | 1.4051 | 0.05082 | 158 | 107 | 38 | 13 |
626 | Oh, he’s having the house speciality, a Stinger with a twist of Lyme. | 1.4048 | 0.05356 | 168 | 120 | 28 | 20 |
627 | Let me assure you, we've never used Roundup. | 1.4048 | 0.05152 | 168 | 117 | 34 | 17 |
628 | I’d like you to meet my divorce lawyer. | 1.4048 | 0.04794 | 168 | 112 | 44 | 12 |
629 | How did you become a phlebotomist? | 1.4046 | 0.05109 | 173 | 121 | 34 | 18 |
630 | How do you like the red? Enough body? | 1.4045 | 0.05067 | 178 | 125 | 34 | 19 |
631 | The O-negative is quite nice. Is it local? | 1.4045 | 0.04743 | 178 | 120 | 44 | 14 |
632 | I was just telling them about your trip to Chernobyl last year. | 1.4044 | 0.05753 | 136 | 95 | 27 | 14 |
633 | Why, yes, he is a lawyer. How did you know? | 1.4044 | 0.05024 | 183 | 129 | 34 | 20 |
634 | Of course its pesticide free! | 1.4043 | 0.04749 | 188 | 129 | 42 | 17 |
635 | Who ordered the stinger | 1.4041 | 0.04941 | 193 | 137 | 34 | 22 |
636 | I know, I know, but climate change brings us together | 1.4041 | 0.05104 | 146 | 97 | 39 | 10 |
637 | Bernard was just telling me about the Kafka-esque week he's been having. | 1.4040 | 0.05247 | 151 | 103 | 35 | 13 |
638 | Don't worry. One drink and she'll be gone. | 1.4040 | 0.05494 | 151 | 106 | 29 | 16 |
639 | Well if you don't want wine, how about the Andersons? | 1.4036 | 0.05126 | 166 | 115 | 35 | 16 |
640 | Now don't get him started on climate change. | 1.4036 | 0.04679 | 166 | 109 | 47 | 10 |
641 | Don’t be silly. He didn’t try to swat you. | 1.4036 | 0.05054 | 166 | 114 | 37 | 15 |
642 | And this is our delegate from West Nile. | 1.4035 | 0.04806 | 171 | 115 | 43 | 13 |
643 | He's in PR. It's his job to generate some buzz. | 1.4035 | 0.05152 | 171 | 120 | 33 | 18 |
644 | Lyme, triple-sec, and tequila. | 1.4035 | 0.04878 | 171 | 116 | 41 | 14 |
645 | It's fine. We're all here to get a buzz on. | 1.4035 | 0.04511 | 171 | 111 | 51 | 9 |
646 | 20 thousand children! My, how do you feed them all? | 1.4034 | 0.04779 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 14 |
647 | His sting operation stories become more fascinating after he’s had a few. | 1.4034 | 0.04642 | 176 | 117 | 47 | 12 |
648 | And Judy is living proof that you don’t need social media to go viral. | 1.4033 | 0.04879 | 181 | 125 | 39 | 17 |
649 | I’m sorry – did you say your name was Melania or Maleria? | 1.4030 | 0.04741 | 201 | 141 | 39 | 21 |
650 | This is Jim. He makes the best Bloody Mary. | 1.4026 | 0.05718 | 154 | 112 | 22 | 20 |
651 | I enjoy the lush tannins of a classic B-negative. | 1.4025 | 0.05436 | 159 | 113 | 28 | 18 |
652 | 'Of course, Sting needs no introduction.' | 1.4024 | 0.04948 | 164 | 111 | 40 | 13 |
653 | No, I said 'millennial' not 'malarial', but you're welcome to join our convo. | 1.4024 | 0.04871 | 164 | 110 | 42 | 12 |
654 | 'Actually, I ordered a mojito' | 1.4024 | 0.05520 | 164 | 119 | 24 | 21 |
655 | What’s the name of that place you love? Standing water? | 1.4023 | 0.04817 | 174 | 118 | 42 | 14 |
656 | I hear you guys are going to be neighbors this summer. | 1.4022 | 0.04377 | 179 | 116 | 54 | 9 |
657 | It's really amazing that Harold and I met, there I was at the bar having a drink after work and he just flew in out of nowhere. | 1.4022 | 0.04632 | 184 | 124 | 46 | 14 |
658 | I want you to meet the giant bloodsucker from work I was telling you about... | 1.4021 | 0.04698 | 194 | 134 | 42 | 18 |
659 | Now this is fascinating. Tell Bill and Jane about your recent 23andMe results. | 1.4020 | 0.04557 | 199 | 136 | 46 | 17 |
660 | No, I've never had malaria, why do you ask? | 1.4012 | 0.05029 | 167 | 115 | 37 | 15 |
661 | So... how do you know the host? | 1.4012 | 0.05060 | 172 | 120 | 35 | 17 |
662 | You simply must visit the West Nile! | 1.4012 | 0.04924 | 172 | 118 | 39 | 15 |
663 | Mark started with south beach then Atkins and is now entirely keto. | 1.4000 | 0.04514 | 205 | 141 | 46 | 18 |
664 | Sucks being you, huh? | 1.4000 | 0.04548 | 185 | 124 | 48 | 13 |
665 | . . . And Bill is a phlebotomist who just got back from a month on the Nile. | 1.4000 | 0.05034 | 170 | 118 | 36 | 16 |
666 | He's leading the anti-vax movement. | 1.4000 | 0.05335 | 160 | 113 | 30 | 17 |
667 | Stop pestering them about their blood types | 1.4000 | 0.04863 | 175 | 120 | 40 | 15 |
668 | O negative, the universal donor. Why? | 1.4000 | 0.04634 | 180 | 121 | 46 | 13 |
669 | Tell them about the time you bit Jose Canseco. | 1.4000 | 0.05034 | 170 | 118 | 36 | 16 |
670 | Yes, for some reason I've always been the one mosquitoes find irresistible. | 1.4000 | 0.04958 | 180 | 126 | 36 | 18 |
671 | Ill bet you're going to miss plastic straws | 1.4000 | 0.05126 | 175 | 124 | 32 | 19 |
672 | And this is . . . I'm sorry, what law firm did you say you're with? | 1.4000 | 0.05303 | 170 | 122 | 28 | 20 |
673 | Sorry I don't date mosquitos -- once bitten twice shy. | 1.4000 | 0.04567 | 180 | 120 | 48 | 12 |
674 | I was just telling them how important it is to get vaccinated. | 1.4000 | 0.04795 | 175 | 119 | 42 | 14 |
675 | What are the chances? Another lefty! | 1.3990 | 0.04596 | 193 | 132 | 45 | 16 |
676 | So I just flew in from the West er... East Nile. | 1.3989 | 0.04368 | 188 | 124 | 53 | 11 |
677 | Honey, tell them the story of how your ancestors invented the first Bloody Mary. | 1.3989 | 0.05123 | 178 | 127 | 31 | 20 |
678 | That’s a wonderful red. Whose is it?” | 1.3989 | 0.04997 | 178 | 125 | 35 | 18 |
679 | Remarkable nose you have. For wine, I mean. | 1.3989 | 0.04803 | 178 | 122 | 41 | 15 |
680 | It's a New Jersey, 1998, type AB | 1.3988 | 0.04969 | 173 | 120 | 37 | 16 |
681 | What's the difference between me and a lawyer? I'm not a bloodsucking parasite...oh, um. Way to read the room Linda | 1.3988 | 0.05168 | 173 | 123 | 31 | 19 |
682 | Jim tells me you really fit in at the IRS. | 1.3988 | 0.04933 | 168 | 115 | 39 | 14 |
683 | It’s a funny story actually...we met at the lab. | 1.3987 | 0.05023 | 153 | 103 | 39 | 11 |
684 | This is Lionel, he’s just popped in as his apartment is being fumigated | 1.3986 | 0.05229 | 148 | 101 | 35 | 12 |
685 | What a coincidence Gregory. We were just discussing Kafka. | 1.3978 | 0.04898 | 186 | 131 | 36 | 19 |
686 | I'm thrilled you came...we thought you were extinct. | 1.3978 | 0.04745 | 181 | 124 | 42 | 15 |
687 | Skeeter has the best nose in the wine rating business. | 1.3977 | 0.04704 | 176 | 119 | 44 | 13 |
688 | Quito was initially worried about "draining the swamp" rhetoric but has done very well for herself lately. | 1.3977 | 0.04907 | 176 | 122 | 38 | 16 |
689 | Not to get too political at the party, but good screens make good neighbors - don't you think? | 1.3977 | 0.05078 | 171 | 120 | 34 | 17 |
690 | I think you have a point. | 1.3977 | 0.05078 | 171 | 120 | 34 | 17 |
691 | Welcome to the bloodsuckers convention! Are you in law, consulting, lobbying, or insurance? | 1.3977 | 0.04870 | 171 | 117 | 40 | 14 |
692 | I hope you'll like it. It's an interesting little blend of O Positive and AB Negative. | 1.3976 | 0.04974 | 166 | 114 | 38 | 14 |
693 | But you ARE a blood-sucking parasite! Maybe you should learn to take a complement! | 1.3974 | 0.05432 | 156 | 111 | 28 | 17 |
694 | Is that a Stinger? | 1.3974 | 0.05356 | 156 | 110 | 30 | 16 |
695 | This is Allen. He's employing his blood sucking skills as a divorce lawyer. | 1.3968 | 0.04722 | 189 | 131 | 41 | 17 |
696 | What a small world! I did my Peace Corps tour on the West Nile. | 1.3968 | 0.04602 | 189 | 129 | 45 | 15 |
697 | George, Karen, this is my husband Skeeter | 1.3966 | 0.04846 | 179 | 124 | 39 | 16 |
698 | You guys should have loads to talk about. Ed and Laurie work in pesticides. | 1.3966 | 0.04810 | 174 | 119 | 41 | 14 |
699 | Would anyone care for a bite?" | 1.3966 | 0.05013 | 174 | 122 | 35 | 17 |
700 | That's remarkable, you were born and raised in a discarded truck tire. | 1.3966 | 0.05013 | 174 | 122 | 35 | 17 |
701 | You'd love John and Karen - they're also blood-sucking parasites. They're bankers." | 1.3966 | 0.05208 | 174 | 125 | 29 | 20 |
702 | Anna joins us from Chernobyl. | 1.3963 | 0.05015 | 164 | 113 | 37 | 14 |
703 | Who says genetic engineering can't be fun? | 1.3962 | 0.04806 | 159 | 106 | 43 | 10 |
704 | Why yes, Craig is an attorney. How did you know? | 1.3961 | 0.05164 | 154 | 106 | 35 | 13 |
705 | How has climate change affected you, Bob? | 1.3957 | 0.04445 | 187 | 125 | 50 | 12 |
706 | Let me introduce you to the '68 Timothy and the '72 Carol. | 1.3955 | 0.05203 | 177 | 128 | 28 | 21 |
707 | So you literally flew through immigration? | 1.3953 | 0.05054 | 172 | 121 | 34 | 17 |
708 | And this is Delia, my bloodsucking sister-in-law. | 1.3953 | 0.05054 | 172 | 121 | 34 | 17 |
709 | Want to join us for a bite? | 1.3953 | 0.04777 | 172 | 117 | 42 | 13 |
710 | How interesting. I grew up near a swamp myself. | 1.3952 | 0.04802 | 167 | 113 | 42 | 12 |
711 | Honey - I've told you... no one wants to hear about your work. | 1.3952 | 0.04802 | 167 | 113 | 42 | 12 |
712 | Fred here is one of the founders of BuzzFeed. | 1.3952 | 0.04950 | 167 | 115 | 38 | 14 |
713 | We have guests, Gregor. How ill-mannered of you to metamorphose. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
714 | We met thru 23andMe | 1.3944 | 0.04694 | 180 | 123 | 43 | 14 |
715 | Having said that, beak size does matter. | 1.3941 | 0.04957 | 170 | 118 | 37 | 15 |
716 | Wow, you like a full-bodied red, don't you? | 1.3941 | 0.05163 | 170 | 121 | 31 | 18 |
717 | I prefer something a little more sanguine and full bodied. | 1.3941 | 0.04886 | 170 | 117 | 39 | 14 |
718 | And I'm sure you've heard the buzz around Moe, here. | 1.3939 | 0.04840 | 165 | 112 | 41 | 12 |
719 | I met him walking over here. He's an emotional support animal that's currently looking for work... | 1.3938 | 0.05253 | 160 | 113 | 31 | 16 |
720 | Believe me . . . around the campfire, he doesn't even use a glass. | 1.3936 | 0.04737 | 188 | 131 | 40 | 17 |
721 | Dear, let's not bore them with how we met. | 1.3936 | 0.04361 | 188 | 125 | 52 | 11 |
722 | My friend here is really big in the anti-vaxxer movement. | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
723 | Stan here is also a lawyer. | 1.3935 | 0.05218 | 155 | 108 | 33 | 14 |
724 | What a small world. Bob had malaria and, Jerry, didn't you say you're a vector? | 1.3934 | 0.04508 | 183 | 123 | 48 | 12 |
725 | Mark tells us you work mostly in experiments gone horribly wrong? | 1.3934 | 0.04891 | 183 | 129 | 36 | 18 |
726 | So when did you get involved in the anti-vaccine movement? | 1.3933 | 0.04991 | 178 | 126 | 34 | 18 |
727 | He just wants to get a little buzz. | 1.3932 | 0.04595 | 206 | 145 | 41 | 20 |
728 | My wife says I always find a way to suck the life out of the party. | 1.3931 | 0.04825 | 173 | 119 | 40 | 14 |
729 | I'd like to introduce you to Melvin. Please resist the urge to swat him. | 1.3931 | 0.04538 | 173 | 115 | 48 | 10 |
730 | Darling, meet the Fergusons. They're your type of people-O positive. | 1.3931 | 0.05030 | 173 | 122 | 34 | 17 |
731 | And this is my no-good parasite of a husband, Roger. | 1.3931 | 0.04684 | 173 | 117 | 44 | 12 |
732 | You want to hold it by the stem, dear | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
733 | I was swatted when I was a kid, too. | 1.3929 | 0.04550 | 168 | 111 | 48 | 9 |
734 | Kafka has had a tremendous influence on George. | 1.3929 | 0.05068 | 168 | 118 | 34 | 16 |
735 | Let me introduce you to the guest of honor, my divorce lawyer. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 196 | 142 | 31 | 23 |
736 | Well, we can all agree that we’re looking forward to warmer weather. | 1.3929 | 0.04653 | 196 | 137 | 41 | 18 |
737 | No, no, bloodsucker is just a figure of speech. | 1.3926 | 0.05032 | 163 | 113 | 36 | 14 |
738 | It's red. What's the bloody difference? | 1.3926 | 0.05253 | 163 | 116 | 30 | 17 |
739 | He's definitely a type A personality. But he won't turn away an AB or an O. | 1.3924 | 0.05145 | 158 | 110 | 34 | 14 |
740 | No need for introductions, I met them on their camping trip last weekend. | 1.3923 | 0.04866 | 181 | 127 | 37 | 17 |
741 | Perfect timing, Tom. We were just talking about blood-sucking Wall-Street types. | 1.3922 | 0.05505 | 153 | 110 | 26 | 17 |
742 | I hear you are a real connoisseur, these two here are just your type! | 1.3922 | 0.05183 | 153 | 106 | 34 | 13 |
743 | I'm quite sure I ordered a mojito. | 1.3920 | 0.05158 | 176 | 127 | 29 | 20 |
744 | Château Mouton Rothschild AB Positive, 2012 | 1.3920 | 0.05158 | 176 | 127 | 29 | 20 |
745 | Martin, Susan, I'd like you to meet Bert. Bert actually LIKES the humidity. | 1.3920 | 0.04833 | 176 | 122 | 39 | 15 |
746 | You seem pretty buzzed. | 1.3920 | 0.05221 | 176 | 128 | 27 | 21 |
747 | What law firm are you with? | 1.3918 | 0.04629 | 194 | 135 | 42 | 17 |
748 | Am I wearing too much OFF!? | 1.3918 | 0.04629 | 194 | 135 | 42 | 17 |
749 | We’re not vaccinating the kids either... | 1.3916 | 0.05111 | 166 | 117 | 33 | 16 |
750 | Yes, I'm from the south, just moved in. Dying for some new blood. | 1.3916 | 0.04892 | 166 | 114 | 39 | 13 |
751 | It’s usually a WASPier crowd. | 1.3915 | 0.04834 | 189 | 134 | 36 | 19 |
752 | Has everyone met Zika? | 1.3911 | 0.05030 | 179 | 128 | 32 | 19 |
753 | And this is our son, Carl. He does CRISPR research at the university. | 1.3908 | 0.04443 | 174 | 115 | 50 | 9 |
754 | Metallic aroma, full-bodied, iron overtones, definitely blood | 1.3908 | 0.05006 | 174 | 123 | 34 | 17 |
755 | Oh, and this is my husband Moss, he's a real prick! | 1.3908 | 0.05389 | 174 | 129 | 22 | 23 |
756 | I really would prefer a Grasshopper. | 1.3908 | 0.04939 | 174 | 122 | 36 | 16 |
757 | And let me introduce the new neighbors, Wes Niles and Zika. | 1.3907 | 0.05636 | 151 | 110 | 23 | 18 |
758 | Will you be running in 2020 also? | 1.3905 | 0.05113 | 169 | 120 | 32 | 17 |
759 | And this is Phil—he's eluded the SWAT team for many years. | 1.3905 | 0.04902 | 169 | 117 | 38 | 14 |
760 | Well, what's the latest buzz? | 1.3905 | 0.04756 | 169 | 115 | 42 | 12 |
761 | So, what inspired you to volunteer with The Red Cross? | 1.3905 | 0.05113 | 169 | 120 | 32 | 17 |
762 | So I hear you all met during vacation? | 1.3905 | 0.04902 | 169 | 117 | 38 | 14 |
763 | Who ordered a Stinger? | 1.3904 | 0.04870 | 187 | 133 | 35 | 19 |
764 | No, no... what my friend was saying is that he doesn't care for the MOSCADO | 1.3904 | 0.04628 | 187 | 129 | 43 | 15 |
765 | No way, my husband's a phlebotomist too. | 1.3902 | 0.05155 | 164 | 116 | 32 | 16 |
766 | Go on - tell that great story about how you got stuck in amber. | 1.3902 | 0.04778 | 164 | 111 | 42 | 11 |
767 | Malaria is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. | 1.3902 | 0.05081 | 164 | 115 | 34 | 15 |
768 | This is Fred. He helped my husband with some of his genome experiments. | 1.3902 | 0.04619 | 164 | 109 | 46 | 9 |
769 | Since he’s been reading Frank Kafka, he’s like a different person. | 1.3901 | 0.04781 | 182 | 127 | 39 | 16 |
770 | So, I hear you work at the internal revenue service. | 1.3901 | 0.05029 | 182 | 131 | 31 | 20 |
771 | It you prefer red, Jim here is AB negative. | 1.3901 | 0.05492 | 141 | 99 | 29 | 13 |
772 | And Zika is having what's called a stinger. | 1.3898 | 0.04744 | 177 | 122 | 41 | 14 |
773 | I always feel drained after these events. | 1.3896 | 0.04902 | 154 | 104 | 40 | 10 |
774 | I hear you created quite a buzz over by the pool. | 1.3895 | 0.04625 | 172 | 116 | 45 | 11 |
775 | I agree the Pinot was excellent, but I am more of an O Negative type myself. | 1.3895 | 0.04697 | 172 | 117 | 43 | 12 |
776 | Quite the contrary, he's a great party guest. Go ahead Stan, show them how you can guess their blood type. | 1.3892 | 0.04794 | 167 | 114 | 41 | 12 |
777 | And what did 123andMe have to say? | 1.3892 | 0.04868 | 167 | 115 | 39 | 13 |
778 | Meet Dan and Carol--mosquitoes usually love them! | 1.3892 | 0.04847 | 185 | 131 | 36 | 18 |
779 | May I present our radiation mutation expert, Dr. Smith. | 1.3889 | 0.05225 | 144 | 99 | 34 | 11 |
780 | We met when he was just knee-high to a grasshopper. | 1.3889 | 0.05049 | 162 | 113 | 35 | 14 |
781 | Jennifer identifies as gender-neutral | 1.3889 | 0.04654 | 162 | 108 | 45 | 9 |
782 | He's a rescue from the bug zapper light out back | 1.3889 | 0.05049 | 162 | 113 | 35 | 14 |
783 | ...of course, you already met John and Stephanie from the summer party. | 1.3886 | 0.04464 | 193 | 132 | 47 | 14 |
784 | So Dan and Margaret also summer in the Hamptons! | 1.3886 | 0.04780 | 175 | 121 | 40 | 14 |
785 | And this is my husband--we met in Florida. | 1.3885 | 0.04921 | 157 | 107 | 39 | 11 |
786 | Well, Gregor, look at you! A new job and you appear to be completely transformed! | 1.3882 | 0.04878 | 170 | 118 | 38 | 14 |
787 | I invite him because all his posts go viral. | 1.3879 | 0.04755 | 165 | 112 | 42 | 11 |
788 | And this is my friend who's been causing so much buzz. | 1.3879 | 0.04982 | 165 | 115 | 36 | 14 |
789 | So, what exactly does a phlebotomist do? | 1.3876 | 0.04789 | 178 | 124 | 39 | 15 |
790 | And I believe this is Zika who tells me she just flew in from Miami | 1.3875 | 0.05465 | 160 | 117 | 24 | 19 |
791 | Here, meet the Bloods. I think they're your type. | 1.3875 | 0.04936 | 160 | 110 | 38 | 12 |
792 | Please don't point that at my implants. | 1.3871 | 0.05368 | 155 | 111 | 28 | 16 |
793 | She really knows how to suck the life out of a party... | 1.3871 | 0.04641 | 186 | 129 | 42 | 15 |
794 | Honey, tell them about the time you bugged the Oval Office. | 1.3871 | 0.04877 | 155 | 105 | 40 | 10 |
795 | He came with the house. | 1.3869 | 0.04918 | 168 | 117 | 37 | 14 |
796 | I just know you’ll hit it off. Bob and Carol are both lawyers. | 1.3869 | 0.05131 | 168 | 120 | 31 | 17 |
797 | Mother wanted me to marry a doctor, but I just couldn’t resist marrying a lawyer. | 1.3867 | 0.05333 | 150 | 106 | 30 | 14 |
798 | Sorry, we don't discuss politics, religion or DDT at our parties. | 1.3867 | 0.05163 | 150 | 104 | 34 | 12 |
799 | Let's agree to disagree about vaccinations... | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 112 | 39 | 12 |
800 | So, you've already eaten? | 1.3861 | 0.04728 | 158 | 106 | 43 | 9 |
801 | Matt. Becky. Meet my new co-worker, Amos Quito. Amos is our new phlebotomist . He's also pretty quick at figuring out blood type | 1.3861 | 0.05291 | 158 | 113 | 29 | 16 |
802 | This is the best Bloody Mary we've ever had--what's your secret? | 1.3861 | 0.05291 | 158 | 113 | 29 | 16 |
803 | Have you read Metamorphosis? | 1.3860 | 0.05131 | 171 | 123 | 30 | 18 |
804 | To be honest, the job sucks. | 1.3860 | 0.04638 | 171 | 116 | 44 | 11 |
805 | Mom, Dad, I'd like to introduce my new boyfriend, Malcolm. Most people call him Skeeter. | 1.3860 | 0.04855 | 171 | 119 | 38 | 14 |
806 | Well, yes, climate change might actually be beneficial for some species. | 1.3860 | 0.04711 | 171 | 117 | 42 | 12 |
807 | Life was good before he drained the swamp | 1.3859 | 0.04862 | 184 | 131 | 35 | 18 |
808 | Bloody Mary for you? | 1.3855 | 0.04897 | 179 | 127 | 35 | 17 |
809 | You all met last summer, I believe. | 1.3851 | 0.04911 | 161 | 111 | 38 | 12 |
810 | We've been itching to see you! | 1.3851 | 0.04750 | 161 | 109 | 42 | 10 |
811 | Have you met my attorney? | 1.3851 | 0.04931 | 174 | 123 | 35 | 16 |
812 | This is the bloodsucker I was telling you about. | 1.3851 | 0.04931 | 174 | 123 | 35 | 16 |
813 | Drew, meet Jack and Heather. Their jobs suck too. | 1.3851 | 0.04931 | 174 | 123 | 35 | 16 |
814 | And your point is? | 1.3850 | 0.04804 | 187 | 133 | 36 | 18 |
815 | I see you've met the wasp couple. | 1.3846 | 0.04673 | 169 | 115 | 43 | 11 |
816 | And this is Dan - he’s a venture capitalist. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
817 | May I introduce Miss Quito | 1.3842 | 0.04668 | 177 | 122 | 42 | 13 |
818 | So Zika was huge! What’s next? | 1.3841 | 0.04359 | 164 | 107 | 51 | 6 |
819 | Diane, you look amazing! | 1.3836 | 0.05263 | 159 | 114 | 29 | 16 |
820 | Well, he does have a point. | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
821 | The Jones are looking for someone to chair the Red Cross donor drive. | 1.3836 | 0.05187 | 159 | 113 | 31 | 15 |
822 | I had heard the mosquitos were bigger in Winnipeg but I had no idea! | 1.3832 | 0.04933 | 167 | 117 | 36 | 14 |
823 | Mortimer flew in today from the Everglades for the blood-borne illness symposium. | 1.3832 | 0.04709 | 167 | 114 | 42 | 11 |
824 | AB Negative? What's the occasion? | 1.3832 | 0.05006 | 167 | 118 | 34 | 15 |
825 | On a whim I ordered a Grasshopper and that's how Raymond and I met. | 1.3832 | 0.05078 | 167 | 119 | 32 | 16 |
826 | Karen, can I get you a refill? Is anyone here AB negative? | 1.3831 | 0.04892 | 154 | 105 | 39 | 10 |
827 | Wow, Bob always said you were a bloodsucking pest, but I assumed he was being metaphorical. | 1.3829 | 0.04841 | 175 | 123 | 37 | 15 |
828 | Oh great, I've been itching to introduce you | 1.3829 | 0.04703 | 175 | 121 | 41 | 13 |
829 | Sheila was just explaining how the anticoagulant she injects via her proboscis really brings out the smoky notes in a classic Bordeaux. | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
830 | No, sorry, we were talking about the East Nile. | 1.3827 | 0.04807 | 162 | 111 | 40 | 11 |
831 | Our new friend has recently moved into the neighborhood with about 5,000 of his relatives. | 1.3826 | 0.05181 | 149 | 104 | 33 | 12 |
832 | Ron and Barb, meet Ms. Kito from West Nile. | 1.3825 | 0.04999 | 183 | 133 | 30 | 20 |
833 | Thirty years of practicing law, and then one day he just woke up like this | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
834 | They say I only drink to keep my eggs warm. But honestly? I do it to make you all more interesting. | 1.3822 | 0.05387 | 157 | 114 | 26 | 17 |
835 | Look, we are going to just have to agree to disagree on Citronella. | 1.3820 | 0.04578 | 178 | 122 | 44 | 12 |
836 | I'm sorry but we're out of O Negative. | 1.3818 | 0.04899 | 165 | 115 | 37 | 13 |
837 | ... and this is Bob, by far the biggest, most active supporter of this, our annual blood drive.” | 1.3817 | 0.04571 | 186 | 129 | 43 | 14 |
838 | As an Atheist I was thrilled that it wasn’t another family of WASP’s moving into the neighborhood. | 1.3817 | 0.04938 | 186 | 135 | 31 | 20 |
839 | It takes so little to get buzzed. | 1.3816 | 0.05275 | 152 | 108 | 30 | 14 |
840 | Edward and I met at the botanical garden. | 1.3815 | 0.04521 | 173 | 117 | 46 | 10 |
841 | We've always founds his comments, sharp, even pointed. | 1.3815 | 0.04446 | 173 | 116 | 48 | 9 |
842 | And I believe you all may have met last summer? At the beach? | 1.3813 | 0.04926 | 160 | 111 | 37 | 12 |
843 | Allow me to introduce you to the bug I caught last week. | 1.3813 | 0.05310 | 160 | 116 | 27 | 17 |
844 | Roger, why the long face? | 1.3813 | 0.05236 | 160 | 115 | 29 | 16 |
845 | He was a baby when we found him in an amber necklace. | 1.3812 | 0.04525 | 181 | 124 | 45 | 12 |
846 | This is Wes, Wes Nile. He just flew into town. | 1.3812 | 0.04724 | 181 | 127 | 39 | 15 |
847 | This is Gly. He did top-secret research for Monsanto. | 1.3810 | 0.05192 | 168 | 122 | 28 | 18 |
848 | Ever since that report on pesticides, I only drink organic wines. | 1.3807 | 0.04611 | 176 | 121 | 43 | 12 |
849 | You must have had an experience that’s in the same vein, no? | 1.3806 | 0.04692 | 155 | 104 | 43 | 8 |
850 | I didn't know this was a costume party, but you three look great. | 1.3804 | 0.04604 | 184 | 128 | 42 | 14 |
851 | Yes, you can have the olive. | 1.3804 | 0.04783 | 163 | 112 | 40 | 11 |
852 | A Bloody Mary? How predictable. | 1.3804 | 0.04939 | 163 | 114 | 36 | 13 |
853 | If I’m only going to live 10 days, I’m saying yes to every invitation. | 1.3804 | 0.05090 | 163 | 116 | 32 | 15 |
854 | That's a very strong point on wetlands preservation. | 1.3804 | 0.05015 | 163 | 115 | 34 | 14 |
855 | That is so interesting. I had no idea that sangria is named after the Spanish word for blood. | 1.3799 | 0.04625 | 179 | 124 | 42 | 13 |
856 | Have you met my date, Gordon? We met on the West Nile. | 1.3799 | 0.04693 | 179 | 125 | 40 | 14 |
857 | You have quite a point! | 1.3799 | 0.04557 | 179 | 123 | 44 | 12 |
858 | She’s from the actual Amazon. Not Amazon.com.” | 1.3797 | 0.05127 | 158 | 112 | 32 | 14 |
859 | Sometimes that o-Positive needs to breathe a little bit... | 1.3797 | 0.04614 | 187 | 131 | 41 | 15 |
860 | Wine, Sandra? When are you going to settle down and lay some eggs? | 1.3795 | 0.04875 | 166 | 116 | 37 | 13 |
861 | Victor, I’d like you to meet my friend Vector. | 1.3793 | 0.05057 | 174 | 126 | 30 | 18 |
862 | Well yes, he can be really annoying | 1.3793 | 0.04855 | 174 | 123 | 36 | 15 |
863 | I'm sorry, am I using too many buzz words? | 1.3793 | 0.04787 | 174 | 122 | 38 | 14 |
864 | Tell’em the one about the broken screen.” | 1.3793 | 0.04500 | 174 | 118 | 46 | 10 |
865 | Joyce later realized she hadn’t really thought through the potential awkwardness of inviting both her new neighbor and her friends from the CDC to the same party. | 1.3793 | 0.04717 | 174 | 121 | 40 | 13 |
866 | Of course, you know Professor Higgins from our Inter-Species Manipulation department. | 1.3791 | 0.04908 | 153 | 105 | 38 | 10 |
867 | How was your flight? | 1.3789 | 0.04822 | 161 | 111 | 39 | 11 |
868 | Well most of the time it’s subtle insectism. | 1.3787 | 0.04664 | 169 | 116 | 42 | 11 |
869 | Ah, yes. I've heard type O is exquisite. | 1.3785 | 0.04862 | 177 | 126 | 35 | 16 |
870 | Don't worry,Italian reds don't contain Round-Up. | 1.3785 | 0.04660 | 177 | 123 | 41 | 13 |
871 | My friends here are new to Texas. | 1.3784 | 0.05110 | 148 | 103 | 34 | 11 |
872 | That story of your early years in a water-filled tire is priceless. | 1.3784 | 0.04772 | 185 | 132 | 36 | 17 |
873 | You may have met late last summer, at the shore. | 1.3784 | 0.04453 | 185 | 127 | 46 | 12 |
874 | For some reason, I thought you were a lawyer. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
875 | So sorry, all we had was O Positive, I hope that will suffice. | 1.3780 | 0.04600 | 164 | 111 | 44 | 9 |
876 | Jerome just flew in from the tropics. | 1.3780 | 0.04914 | 164 | 115 | 36 | 13 |
877 | Excellent point. | 1.3780 | 0.04838 | 164 | 114 | 38 | 12 |
878 | Bill just isn’t himself when he drinks. | 1.3779 | 0.04824 | 172 | 121 | 37 | 14 |
879 | Apparently since biting a few drinkers, I’m now an alcoholic. | 1.3779 | 0.05164 | 172 | 126 | 27 | 19 |
880 | I see you're drinking B negative..that's hard to find! | 1.3778 | 0.04802 | 180 | 128 | 36 | 16 |
881 | O negative. Why do you ask? | 1.3777 | 0.04594 | 188 | 132 | 41 | 15 |
882 | No,you can't have a sip of my drink. Because it's never just a "sip". | 1.3777 | 0.04531 | 188 | 131 | 43 | 14 |
883 | ...and this is Frank, he doesn't bite. | 1.3776 | 0.05418 | 143 | 102 | 28 | 13 |
884 | ...and this is Irving. He's a lawyer. | 1.3776 | 0.04519 | 196 | 138 | 42 | 16 |
885 | I’ve had past relationships come back to bite me. | 1.3774 | 0.05101 | 159 | 113 | 32 | 14 |
886 | He likes the buzz he gets when he drinks. | 1.3772 | 0.04700 | 167 | 115 | 41 | 11 |
887 | Mark, tell them again what kind of law you practice. | 1.3771 | 0.04900 | 175 | 125 | 34 | 16 |
888 | I can’t believe that you prefer a 2019 type O to a 2010 Malbec! | 1.3771 | 0.04900 | 175 | 125 | 34 | 16 |
889 | Didn't you ask for a stinger? | 1.3770 | 0.04745 | 183 | 130 | 37 | 16 |
890 | I asked for a grasshopper, not a stinger" | 1.3770 | 0.04417 | 183 | 125 | 47 | 11 |
891 | ...and I said, 'blood-sucker?' He's the best litigator at our firm! | 1.3770 | 0.04551 | 183 | 127 | 43 | 13 |
892 | I think we met last summer while I was camping. | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
893 | My husband's been reading Kafka. | 1.3766 | 0.05378 | 154 | 112 | 26 | 16 |
894 | I'd like you to meet Roger and Linda Smith. Roger's in extermination | 1.3765 | 0.05107 | 162 | 116 | 31 | 15 |
895 | Why... it's a Stinger, of course... What are you drinking? | 1.3765 | 0.04955 | 162 | 114 | 35 | 13 |
896 | You must be dying to meet the host. | 1.3765 | 0.04717 | 162 | 111 | 41 | 10 |
897 | Welcome to the firm - now maybe it won't hurt so much when people call us a bunch of blood sucking parasites. | 1.3765 | 0.05032 | 162 | 115 | 33 | 14 |
898 | I thought you'd prefer Type O instead of Merlot. | 1.3765 | 0.04790 | 170 | 119 | 38 | 13 |
899 | She was just telling me about a delightful AB negative she discovered. | 1.3764 | 0.04969 | 178 | 129 | 31 | 18 |
900 | I already have a buzz. | 1.3764 | 0.04839 | 178 | 127 | 35 | 16 |
901 | Nat has really thrived since his company implemented their "No Swatting" policy. | 1.3764 | 0.04904 | 178 | 128 | 33 | 17 |
902 | ...”Particularly good year for the West Nile Valley...” | 1.3762 | 0.04532 | 202 | 144 | 40 | 18 |
903 | When Herb starts looking like a heron, I know I've had enough | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
904 | You will love this couple -- David and Debbie are both bonafide type As | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
905 | So this is what the buzz was all about? | 1.3758 | 0.04890 | 165 | 116 | 36 | 13 |
906 | They make a great Stinger here. | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
907 | Actually, I would prefer a bloody-mary. | 1.3758 | 0.05039 | 165 | 118 | 32 | 15 |
908 | Tell us. Is it true what they say Stephen Miller tastes like? | 1.3758 | 0.05112 | 165 | 119 | 30 | 16 |
909 | No, Stanley is an etymologist. | 1.3758 | 0.04736 | 165 | 114 | 40 | 11 |
910 | It's a rescue mosquito. | 1.3757 | 0.04870 | 173 | 123 | 35 | 15 |
911 | I've seen no change at all in Walter since he became a Corporate Lobbyist. | 1.3757 | 0.04730 | 173 | 121 | 39 | 13 |
912 | Martin here used to be our attorney. | 1.3757 | 0.04512 | 173 | 118 | 45 | 10 |
913 | Must you always be such a pest? | 1.3757 | 0.04516 | 181 | 125 | 44 | 12 |
914 | Harold bit on me at the company picnic. | 1.3757 | 0.04255 | 189 | 128 | 51 | 10 |
915 | We used to have an elephant in this room | 1.3756 | 0.04500 | 197 | 139 | 42 | 16 |
916 | Barney here is the new head of the phlebotomy department. | 1.3756 | 0.04670 | 197 | 142 | 36 | 19 |
917 | I can also make you a stinger. | 1.3750 | 0.05252 | 168 | 124 | 25 | 19 |
918 | Your from West Nile ? | 1.3750 | 0.05074 | 160 | 114 | 32 | 14 |
919 | Bill and Joan are the couple I was telling you about. I think they might really be your type. | 1.3750 | 0.04600 | 168 | 115 | 43 | 10 |
920 | Bob, Jan...you remember Zika, right? | 1.3750 | 0.05114 | 168 | 122 | 29 | 17 |
921 | No, this is the mojito party. | 1.3743 | 0.04076 | 187 | 124 | 56 | 7 |
922 | I asked him what his blood type was and he said 'all types.' | 1.3743 | 0.04767 | 171 | 120 | 38 | 13 |
923 | I wasn't judging you. I just asked what you were drinking. | 1.3743 | 0.04469 | 171 | 116 | 46 | 9 |
924 | I’ll bet the bartender was just itching to serve you. | 1.3743 | 0.04469 | 171 | 116 | 46 | 9 |
925 | You do stand-up? You must be malarious! | 1.3742 | 0.05006 | 163 | 116 | 33 | 14 |
926 | Great story, Franz! | 1.3742 | 0.04852 | 163 | 114 | 37 | 12 |
927 | Lawyer...bloodsucking parasite... whatever floats your boat. I mean it’s just something I do. Not who I really am, right? | 1.3742 | 0.05503 | 155 | 115 | 22 | 18 |
928 | I understand you're the only westerner to witness a North Korean A-bomb test | 1.3742 | 0.05190 | 155 | 111 | 30 | 14 |
929 | Would you prefer a grasshopper? | 1.3741 | 0.05393 | 147 | 106 | 27 | 14 |
930 | Are you a lawyer as well? | 1.3741 | 0.05525 | 139 | 100 | 26 | 13 |
931 | Why yes...it is a stinger | 1.3736 | 0.04915 | 174 | 125 | 33 | 16 |
932 | This is my husband, Harold. He's a phlebotomist. | 1.3736 | 0.04637 | 174 | 121 | 41 | 12 |
933 | Honey, I want you to meet my lawyer friends; you have a lot in common. | 1.3736 | 0.04778 | 174 | 123 | 37 | 14 |
934 | You know, Earl here doubled for Jeff Goldblum once. | 1.3736 | 0.04491 | 174 | 119 | 45 | 10 |
935 | Actually, that’s not red wine. | 1.3735 | 0.05013 | 166 | 119 | 32 | 15 |
936 | Can I order you another Stinger? | 1.3734 | 0.05118 | 158 | 113 | 31 | 14 |
937 | I believe you’re related by blood. | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
938 | This should not take long; I put DDT in its drink. | 1.3730 | 0.04445 | 185 | 128 | 45 | 12 |
939 | He somehow got under my skin. | 1.3729 | 0.04439 | 177 | 121 | 46 | 10 |
940 | Thanks for coming, how's the wife and the larva? | 1.3728 | 0.04730 | 169 | 118 | 39 | 12 |
941 | And this is Bob, 'A positive' and Joan.... a UNIVERSAL 'O' | 1.3728 | 0.04876 | 169 | 120 | 35 | 14 |
942 | Do you have to stick your nose into every conversation? | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
943 | Forgive Ted, he's totally buzzed | 1.3723 | 0.04265 | 188 | 128 | 50 | 10 |
944 | Hey, I'm a lawyer too! | 1.3723 | 0.04648 | 188 | 134 | 38 | 16 |
945 | Now, here's a Merlot with great legs | 1.3722 | 0.04459 | 180 | 124 | 45 | 11 |
946 | Meet Buzz, our new colleague. He will be with us for three days. | 1.3722 | 0.04389 | 180 | 123 | 47 | 10 |
947 | Is that a proboscis or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3722 | 0.04459 | 180 | 124 | 45 | 11 |
948 | Don't I know you from the Hamptons? | 1.3721 | 0.04885 | 172 | 123 | 34 | 15 |
949 | Sorry... I meant to order you a stinger | 1.3721 | 0.04672 | 172 | 120 | 40 | 12 |
950 | I'd like you to meet the new head of the Center of Disease Control and Prevention. | 1.3721 | 0.05022 | 172 | 125 | 30 | 17 |
951 | I'm not drunk, but I am getting a slight buzz. | 1.3721 | 0.04815 | 172 | 122 | 36 | 14 |
952 | A fly in your drink? How fortunate for you! | 1.3720 | 0.04750 | 164 | 114 | 39 | 11 |
953 | It’s a Mojito. | 1.3718 | 0.05081 | 156 | 111 | 32 | 13 |
954 | This wine is known for its sharp nose and distinct legs. | 1.3718 | 0.04916 | 156 | 109 | 36 | 11 |
955 | I'm sorry. Type O is all we have. | 1.3717 | 0.04534 | 191 | 135 | 41 | 15 |
956 | He has a good nose for wine | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
957 | At first he was a pest, but then he grew on us. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
958 | The O positive has a very nice floral bouquet. | 1.3716 | 0.04409 | 183 | 126 | 46 | 11 |
959 | And, so you are saying, that the West Nile and Zika events have unfairly maligned your whole community? | 1.3714 | 0.04686 | 175 | 123 | 39 | 13 |
960 | Are you sure this is wine?" "Oh, positive. | 1.3714 | 0.05024 | 175 | 128 | 29 | 18 |
961 | Well, Tom got a shark of a lawyer for our divorce, so I had to respond in kind. | 1.3714 | 0.04755 | 175 | 124 | 37 | 14 |
962 | It's amazng how, once you stop thinking of them as pests, they really start to grow on you. | 1.3714 | 0.04683 | 140 | 93 | 42 | 5 |
963 | You all remember Mark. He never misses our Memorial Day party. | 1.3713 | 0.05060 | 167 | 121 | 30 | 16 |
964 | So, a Merlot, a whiskey sour, and some type O with a twist | 1.3712 | 0.05203 | 132 | 91 | 33 | 8 |
965 | I assumed you wanted red. | 1.3711 | 0.05012 | 159 | 113 | 33 | 13 |
966 | One bite and I knew she was my type. | 1.3711 | 0.04851 | 159 | 111 | 37 | 11 |
967 | He enjoys a good buzz. | 1.3710 | 0.04619 | 186 | 132 | 39 | 15 |
968 | I believe he's a friend of Mr. Kafka... | 1.3710 | 0.04864 | 186 | 136 | 31 | 19 |
969 | So we all agree a wall wouldn't be very effective? | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
970 | Why yes, it's a stinger. Why? | 1.3708 | 0.04765 | 178 | 127 | 36 | 15 |
971 | ...and this is Skeeter, my attorney. | 1.3706 | 0.05132 | 170 | 125 | 27 | 18 |
972 | It must be really hard to find jeans that fit. | 1.3704 | 0.04787 | 162 | 113 | 38 | 11 |
973 | No, that's EXACTLY what's supposed to be in a Bloody Mary. | 1.3704 | 0.04624 | 162 | 111 | 42 | 9 |
974 | Do the olives ever get stuck on your nose? | 1.3702 | 0.04772 | 181 | 130 | 35 | 16 |
975 | The invitation clearly said "Swingers", not "Stingers". | 1.3699 | 0.04792 | 173 | 123 | 36 | 14 |
976 | That's an excellent point. | 1.3699 | 0.04721 | 173 | 122 | 38 | 13 |
977 | Dev and Reyna are just itching to meet you! | 1.3699 | 0.04577 | 173 | 120 | 42 | 11 |
978 | Don't be silly! Why would someone spike your drink with DDT? | 1.3698 | 0.04392 | 192 | 134 | 45 | 13 |
979 | |"Tommy, I'd like to introduce the Smith's, Don and Judy, blood type O." | 1.3697 | 0.05029 | 165 | 119 | 31 | 15 |
980 | Yes, of course, but not everyone can give up straws so easily. | 1.3697 | 0.04955 | 165 | 118 | 33 | 14 |
981 | She has a point, you know. | 1.3696 | 0.04321 | 184 | 126 | 48 | 10 |
982 | Can I freshen up that O positive? | 1.3696 | 0.04588 | 184 | 130 | 40 | 14 |
983 | Doug self-identifies as a middle-aged white liberal. | 1.3694 | 0.05135 | 157 | 113 | 30 | 14 |
984 | My ex is also a blood sucker. Maybe you know him? | 1.3694 | 0.05214 | 157 | 114 | 28 | 15 |
985 | I heard you were itching to meet me. | 1.3694 | 0.05055 | 157 | 112 | 32 | 13 |
986 | Yes, but what does that mean? That just sounds like a bunch of buzz words. | 1.3691 | 0.05159 | 149 | 106 | 31 | 12 |
987 | So KellyAnn tell us about life before politics | 1.3691 | 0.05417 | 149 | 109 | 25 | 15 |
988 | Don't worry, he just wants the olive. | 1.3690 | 0.04818 | 168 | 119 | 36 | 13 |
989 | So you’re a lawyer? | 1.3690 | 0.05243 | 168 | 125 | 24 | 19 |
990 | How interesting! It's not everyday a mosquito gets to meet its hosts socially. | 1.3690 | 0.04818 | 168 | 119 | 36 | 13 |
991 | No honey. You tell em the story on how we met. You tell it better. | 1.3690 | 0.04660 | 187 | 134 | 37 | 16 |
992 | Let me stop you right there. No I haven't read Kafka. | 1.3690 | 0.04722 | 187 | 135 | 35 | 17 |
993 | ... and what were you before the metamorphosis? | 1.3687 | 0.04744 | 160 | 111 | 39 | 10 |
994 | Mosquito... Moscato... | 1.3687 | 0.04986 | 160 | 114 | 33 | 13 |
995 | Karen here is a phlebotomist, so you two have a lot in common! | 1.3687 | 0.05064 | 160 | 115 | 31 | 14 |
996 | How are things going at the genetics lab? | 1.3687 | 0.04937 | 179 | 131 | 30 | 18 |
997 | Why yes, I've had work done. | 1.3684 | 0.05337 | 152 | 111 | 26 | 15 |
998 | So I told him, “I’d love to be a fly on the wall at that party!” | 1.3684 | 0.05086 | 152 | 108 | 32 | 12 |
999 | Bob, tell them about that new drinking game you invented where we all close are eyes for one minute and don't swat at anything. | 1.3684 | 0.04757 | 171 | 121 | 37 | 13 |
1000 | What makes you say it lacks bite? | 1.3684 | 0.04785 | 190 | 139 | 32 | 19 |
1001 | I meant 'Buzz off' in the good way. | 1.3684 | 0.04484 | 190 | 134 | 42 | 14 |
1002 | You could say I'm a type A personality... my husband is O+. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
1003 | Our newest member says he's quite fond of reds | 1.3684 | 0.04999 | 152 | 107 | 34 | 11 |
1004 | Buzz and I met on the net. | 1.3684 | 0.05171 | 152 | 109 | 30 | 13 |
1005 | So, you can hold the glass, but you can't drink from it? | 1.3684 | 0.05038 | 171 | 125 | 29 | 17 |
1006 | Though we've relegated them to swamps and backwoods for centuries, Charlton is the first in his Family to graduate from college. | 1.3682 | 0.04370 | 201 | 142 | 44 | 15 |
1007 | This party sucks. Am I right? | 1.3681 | 0.04555 | 182 | 128 | 41 | 13 |
1008 | Tell them about your latest experiment with the transporter, honey. | 1.3681 | 0.04350 | 182 | 125 | 47 | 10 |
1009 | His parents nearly disowned him for bringing me home, but they're very traditional. | 1.3681 | 0.04763 | 163 | 114 | 38 | 11 |
1010 | We met while I was serving in the Peace Corps, and we've been together ever since! | 1.3681 | 0.04602 | 163 | 112 | 42 | 9 |
1011 | And how is the West Nile this season? | 1.3681 | 0.04763 | 163 | 114 | 38 | 11 |
1012 | Certainly we were shocked when the accident at the lab turned Scott into a 6-foot blood-sucking freak. On the plus side, the neighborhood seems so much quieter after dusk. | 1.3681 | 0.04763 | 163 | 114 | 38 | 11 |
1013 | I think it's far more important that we can have a respectful conversation than worrying about whose blood is in the glass and how it got there. | 1.3678 | 0.04628 | 174 | 122 | 40 | 12 |
1014 | The hostess with the "mostess", meet the mosquito with the mojito. | 1.3678 | 0.05040 | 174 | 128 | 28 | 18 |
1015 | He's into me more than I'm into him | 1.3675 | 0.04703 | 166 | 116 | 39 | 11 |
1016 | I have a problem drinking ... not a drinking problem! | 1.3675 | 0.04545 | 166 | 114 | 43 | 9 |
1017 | My friend here is a natural born phlebotomist. | 1.3675 | 0.04856 | 166 | 118 | 35 | 13 |
1018 | What do you mean it's in your nature to stick your nose in other peoples' business? | 1.3675 | 0.04780 | 166 | 117 | 37 | 12 |
1019 | How was your trip to the West Nile? | 1.3675 | 0.04625 | 166 | 115 | 41 | 10 |
1020 | It's from the sulfites...it happens to a lot of people. | 1.3673 | 0.04078 | 196 | 133 | 54 | 9 |
1021 | It's type B+ with subtle hints of platelets. | 1.3673 | 0.04562 | 196 | 141 | 38 | 17 |
1022 | George, don't be shy. The Donaldsons here are just your type. | 1.3673 | 0.05206 | 147 | 105 | 30 | 12 |
1023 | So Mark was just telling me he has a hard time meeting women with his biting sense of humor. | 1.3672 | 0.04282 | 177 | 120 | 49 | 8 |
1024 | Ed here is a real people person. | 1.3672 | 0.04711 | 177 | 126 | 37 | 14 |
1025 | Yes, our Bloody Mary ingredients are all locally sourced. Let me introduce you to one of our suppliers. | 1.3672 | 0.04845 | 177 | 128 | 33 | 16 |
1026 | This is my husband. He works for the SWAT team. | 1.3671 | 0.04947 | 158 | 112 | 34 | 12 |
1027 | And then, two weeks later, boom! Malaria! | 1.3671 | 0.05107 | 158 | 114 | 30 | 14 |
1028 | Finish your bloody Mary and stop being a pest. | 1.3670 | 0.04452 | 188 | 132 | 43 | 13 |
1029 | Larry's a different person when he drinks | 1.3669 | 0.04794 | 169 | 120 | 36 | 13 |
1030 | I see you're back drinking - you must be over the malaria scare? | 1.3669 | 0.04720 | 169 | 119 | 38 | 12 |
1031 | It's a delightfully oaky 1957 AB+ from France. | 1.3667 | 0.04769 | 150 | 103 | 39 | 8 |
1032 | I’ve been dying for you two to meet... This is my blood sucking lawyer...Don and his wife Trish! | 1.3667 | 0.05302 | 150 | 109 | 27 | 14 |
1033 | This is Ms. Quito from West 23rd and Nile. | 1.3667 | 0.04914 | 180 | 132 | 30 | 18 |
1034 | Meet our new neighbor. He moved north along with global warming. | 1.3667 | 0.04587 | 180 | 127 | 40 | 13 |
1035 | Why don’t I get you a Stinger? | 1.3665 | 0.04526 | 191 | 136 | 40 | 15 |
1036 | She's lost 100 pounds on the 'quito diet. | 1.3663 | 0.04662 | 172 | 121 | 39 | 12 |
1037 | How did we meet? At a blood drive! | 1.3660 | 0.04796 | 153 | 106 | 38 | 9 |
1038 | If Darwin had allowed us to keep ours, we wouldn’t have this plastic straw mess on our hands. | 1.3659 | 0.04818 | 164 | 116 | 36 | 12 |
1039 | It started with a little peck on the cheek. | 1.3659 | 0.04660 | 164 | 114 | 40 | 10 |
1040 | Speaking of my blood sucking husband. | 1.3659 | 0.04660 | 164 | 114 | 40 | 10 |
1041 | So you're originally from the West side of the Nile? How fascinating! | 1.3659 | 0.04818 | 164 | 116 | 36 | 12 |
1042 | Don’t worry. He never flys when he drinks. | 1.3657 | 0.05354 | 134 | 95 | 29 | 10 |
1043 | Well, the sex is wonderful, but it leaves me itching for days. | 1.3655 | 0.04368 | 197 | 139 | 44 | 14 |
1044 | Honey, these are the Hendersons, A and 0+, unfortunately...but wait 'til you meet the Corrigans! | 1.3654 | 0.04989 | 156 | 111 | 33 | 12 |
1045 | I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but it's so overdone. | 1.3653 | 0.04832 | 167 | 119 | 35 | 13 |
1046 | Oh, I see you found the Bloody Marys. | 1.3653 | 0.04979 | 167 | 121 | 31 | 15 |
1047 | Actually, we met at my ant's wedding." | 1.3652 | 0.04822 | 178 | 129 | 33 | 16 |
1048 | At first I found him quite irritating, but now I think he's malarious. | 1.3652 | 0.04689 | 178 | 127 | 37 | 14 |
1049 | Yes, I prefer reds. | 1.3651 | 0.04432 | 189 | 133 | 43 | 13 |
1050 | It's funny how you always ask for the red. | 1.3648 | 0.04921 | 159 | 113 | 34 | 12 |
1051 | Yes, I suppose Bob here is a bit "Type A".... why do you ask? | 1.3647 | 0.04622 | 170 | 119 | 40 | 11 |
1052 | That's odd. I thought we forgot to buy red wine. | 1.3647 | 0.04547 | 170 | 118 | 42 | 10 |
1053 | We connected through ancestry.com. | 1.3647 | 0.04622 | 170 | 119 | 40 | 11 |
1054 | Yes, that is a Stinger. | 1.3642 | 0.04530 | 162 | 111 | 43 | 8 |
1055 | He prefers a full-bloodied red. | 1.3642 | 0.04989 | 173 | 127 | 29 | 17 |
1056 | Tad, Sally ... let me introduce you to the future of banking. | 1.3642 | 0.04782 | 173 | 124 | 35 | 14 |
1057 | Bob is on that new plasma diet. | 1.3642 | 0.04712 | 173 | 123 | 37 | 13 |
1058 | And you, Burt? Care for another O negative? | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
1059 | You’re from West Orange or West Nile? | 1.3642 | 0.04852 | 173 | 125 | 33 | 15 |
1060 | I can offer you a lovely French AB, an Italian A, or an American O | 1.3641 | 0.04579 | 184 | 131 | 39 | 14 |
1061 | We met by the pool. He really knows his reds. | 1.3641 | 0.04643 | 184 | 132 | 37 | 15 |
1062 | Allow me to introduce you to my phlebotomist. | 1.3636 | 0.04332 | 187 | 130 | 46 | 11 |
1063 | Wow, Big Bird, the keto diet seems to be having an impact! | 1.3636 | 0.04991 | 176 | 130 | 28 | 18 |
1064 | I am so sorry. I just assumed you would want a Bloody Mary. | 1.3636 | 0.05278 | 154 | 113 | 26 | 15 |
1065 | His favorite drink is Bloody Mary. | 1.3636 | 0.04926 | 176 | 129 | 30 | 17 |
1066 | Is it true you're originally from Florida? | 1.3636 | 0.04332 | 187 | 130 | 46 | 11 |
1067 | Alex here has a stinging response for every situation. | 1.3631 | 0.04461 | 179 | 125 | 43 | 11 |
1068 | Sooooo, you visited the West Nile? | 1.3631 | 0.04599 | 179 | 127 | 39 | 13 |
1069 | He heard we were serving Bloody Marys | 1.3631 | 0.04422 | 168 | 115 | 45 | 8 |
1070 | I’m so sorry. He can be such a prick sometimes! | 1.3631 | 0.04808 | 168 | 120 | 35 | 13 |
1071 | Truthfully, by the end of the summer everything he said started to bug me. | 1.3631 | 0.04621 | 157 | 108 | 41 | 8 |
1072 | Honey, have you met the Deets? | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
1073 | I'm sorry we're all out of O Positive, I hope the AB Negative is acceptable. | 1.3627 | 0.04303 | 193 | 135 | 46 | 12 |
1074 | So we heard that your latest post went viral. | 1.3626 | 0.04478 | 182 | 128 | 42 | 12 |
1075 | Funny me, at first I thought your were a stork, then Chuck kicks me in shins and whispers "six legs!" | 1.3626 | 0.04819 | 171 | 123 | 34 | 14 |
1076 | I’d like you guys to meet Jim. He’s in web design. | 1.3626 | 0.04748 | 171 | 122 | 36 | 13 |
1077 | I agree. Plastic straws are bad for the environment and so unnecessary. | 1.3625 | 0.04732 | 160 | 112 | 38 | 10 |
1078 | So what type of girl are you looking for? Type A,the universal donor,or the universal receiver? | 1.3624 | 0.05059 | 149 | 106 | 32 | 11 |
1079 | We met in the lab, and there was this certain chemistry” | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
1080 | A Bloody Mary is not what you think it is. | 1.3622 | 0.04748 | 185 | 135 | 33 | 17 |
1081 | Slow down Henry! You already have quite a buzz going on. | 1.3621 | 0.04829 | 174 | 126 | 33 | 15 |
1082 | You've got a good point there | 1.3621 | 0.04618 | 174 | 123 | 39 | 12 |
1083 | May I freshen my drink? | 1.3618 | 0.04900 | 152 | 107 | 35 | 10 |
1084 | AB positive, why, what are you drinking? | 1.3617 | 0.04812 | 188 | 139 | 30 | 19 |
1085 | Since moving so far from the city, we've developed an entirely new set of friends. | 1.3616 | 0.04420 | 177 | 123 | 44 | 10 |
1086 | Is that Lyme flavored? | 1.3614 | 0.05138 | 166 | 123 | 26 | 17 |
1087 | These work events really suck the life out of me. | 1.3614 | 0.04994 | 166 | 121 | 30 | 15 |
1088 | It's tomato juice. We're out of O-positive an hour ago. | 1.3611 | 0.04370 | 180 | 125 | 45 | 10 |
1089 | Can you believe they’re serving O negative? | 1.3611 | 0.04712 | 180 | 130 | 35 | 15 |
1090 | Are you getting a buzz? | 1.3611 | 0.04578 | 180 | 128 | 39 | 13 |
1091 | Meet my co-worker Ben, proud father of 68-thousand. | 1.3611 | 0.05881 | 144 | 111 | 14 | 19 |
1092 | My two friends would love to hear all about your adventures in stagnant water. | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
1093 | Oh no, you're fine. It's your wife that's the problem. | 1.3609 | 0.04710 | 169 | 120 | 37 | 12 |
1094 | Our blood is better if you let it breath for a while. | 1.3609 | 0.04784 | 169 | 121 | 35 | 13 |
1095 | A man, a woman and a mosquito walk into a bar... | 1.3608 | 0.04527 | 194 | 140 | 38 | 16 |
1096 | Thank you for finally getting me a bloody drink. | 1.3608 | 0.05175 | 158 | 116 | 27 | 15 |
1097 | That's your fourth Bloody Mary. Give me your wings and I'll call a taxi. | 1.3608 | 0.04936 | 158 | 113 | 33 | 12 |
1098 | I told you a glass wouldn’t work | 1.3607 | 0.04390 | 183 | 128 | 44 | 11 |
1099 | I don't mean to stereotype but is that Moscato wine? | 1.3605 | 0.05103 | 147 | 105 | 31 | 11 |
1100 | I'm just warning you now, when the buzz kicks in, you'll want to slap him. | 1.3605 | 0.04652 | 172 | 122 | 38 | 12 |
1101 | How did you get your nickname, Skeeter? | 1.3605 | 0.04796 | 172 | 124 | 34 | 14 |
1102 | I thought you said 'Moscato' | 1.3602 | 0.04870 | 161 | 115 | 34 | 12 |
1103 | Yes we know some exterminators but it’s not like we socialize with them. | 1.3602 | 0.04790 | 161 | 114 | 36 | 11 |
1104 | Gregor! You startled me! When did you start drinking? | 1.3600 | 0.04667 | 175 | 125 | 37 | 13 |
1105 | It’s actually a vintage O Negative. | 1.3600 | 0.04524 | 175 | 123 | 41 | 11 |
1106 | If you're going to live in our house, no more drinking from our arms. You have to learn to use a glass. | 1.3600 | 0.04667 | 175 | 125 | 37 | 13 |
1107 | And this is our guest of honor. He works for Buzzfeed. | 1.3600 | 0.04873 | 175 | 128 | 31 | 16 |
1108 | Is he pestering you?” | 1.3600 | 0.04524 | 175 | 123 | 41 | 11 |
1109 | This is the couple I was telling you about. He’s an entomologist, she’s an etymologist. | 1.3600 | 0.04524 | 175 | 123 | 41 | 11 |
1110 | We met west of the Nile. | 1.3598 | 0.04731 | 189 | 139 | 32 | 18 |
1111 | I can always count on my friend here for some sanguine advice. | 1.3598 | 0.04960 | 164 | 119 | 31 | 14 |
1112 | I’ve seen your column on a rolled up newspaper. | 1.3596 | 0.04326 | 203 | 145 | 43 | 15 |
1113 | You’re too kind. I’m usually told to buzz off! | 1.3596 | 0.04813 | 178 | 130 | 32 | 16 |
1114 | How mysterious! And what do you do in "the tropics"? | 1.3595 | 0.04601 | 153 | 105 | 41 | 7 |
1115 | As a matter of fact, I do have a preference for red. | 1.3594 | 0.04437 | 192 | 137 | 41 | 14 |
1116 | He's creating quite a buzz in the wine club... | 1.3594 | 0.04558 | 192 | 139 | 37 | 16 |
1117 | Kafka-esque? Funny you should say that. | 1.3593 | 0.04746 | 167 | 119 | 36 | 12 |
1118 | Are you a lawyer? | 1.3593 | 0.04896 | 167 | 121 | 32 | 14 |
1119 | Oh Carl! Do tell your hilarious malaria story from our summer holiday! | 1.3593 | 0.04669 | 167 | 118 | 38 | 11 |
1120 | no Karen I don't know what's going on with the stocks, I'm a goddam mosquito | 1.3591 | 0.04882 | 181 | 134 | 29 | 18 |
1121 | Isn't it time we put that weekend at the lakehouse behind us? | 1.3591 | 0.04420 | 181 | 127 | 43 | 11 |
1122 | Is your beak worse than your bite? | 1.3591 | 0.04690 | 181 | 131 | 35 | 15 |
1123 | We met at the blood bank. | 1.3590 | 0.04808 | 156 | 110 | 36 | 10 |
1124 | Don't suck the blood out of this party like you did last Christmas. | 1.3590 | 0.04893 | 156 | 111 | 34 | 11 |
1125 | No, I didn't order a stinger | 1.3590 | 0.05453 | 156 | 118 | 20 | 18 |
1126 | I meant to swat but swiped right instead — and I’m happy I did! | 1.3590 | 0.04204 | 195 | 136 | 48 | 11 |
1127 | And then Roger said, 'It's true. But at least I'm not a divorce attorney.' | 1.3588 | 0.04612 | 170 | 120 | 39 | 11 |
1128 | You must be pretty buzzed | 1.3588 | 0.04536 | 170 | 119 | 41 | 10 |
1129 | Oh, don't be silly. I'm sure everyone doesn't hate you! | 1.3588 | 0.04905 | 170 | 124 | 31 | 15 |
1130 | Your point is well taken,but I still think you should buzz off. | 1.3586 | 0.04762 | 145 | 100 | 38 | 7 |
1131 | OK - I know I asked for a stinger, but really... | 1.3586 | 0.04762 | 145 | 100 | 38 | 7 |
1132 | Twenty years together, and he still surprises me. | 1.3585 | 0.04910 | 159 | 114 | 33 | 12 |
1133 | So do you like the West Side as much as the West Nile? | 1.3585 | 0.04661 | 159 | 111 | 39 | 9 |
1134 | Fun fact: They can drink up to 3 times their own weight... | 1.3585 | 0.04574 | 159 | 110 | 41 | 8 |
1135 | He seems to like the red. | 1.3584 | 0.04702 | 173 | 124 | 36 | 13 |
1136 | Moscato season already? | 1.3584 | 0.04702 | 173 | 124 | 36 | 13 |
1137 | He won’t drink grasshoppers on principle. | 1.3584 | 0.04630 | 173 | 123 | 38 | 12 |
1138 | Sooooooo, guess who already has a buzz? | 1.3584 | 0.04630 | 173 | 123 | 38 | 12 |
1139 | Bloodthirsty? You mean because he’s a lawyer? | 1.3584 | 0.05047 | 173 | 129 | 26 | 18 |
1140 | So I said, "What's a giant mosquito doing seeing this film?" and she replied, "Well, I liked the book..." | 1.3580 | 0.04845 | 162 | 116 | 34 | 12 |
1141 | Then one night I thought, ‘what would happen if I took down this sleeping net?’ | 1.3580 | 0.04645 | 176 | 126 | 37 | 13 |
1142 | And this is Zeke. Zeke is a theater critic for the Times. | 1.3580 | 0.04850 | 176 | 129 | 31 | 16 |
1143 | Malaria, I'd like you to meet our hosts. | 1.3580 | 0.04850 | 176 | 129 | 31 | 16 |
1144 | Online dating. Need I say more? | 1.3579 | 0.04341 | 190 | 134 | 44 | 12 |
1145 | Is it just me, or are these drinks a little light on the hemoglobin? | 1.3579 | 0.04276 | 190 | 133 | 46 | 11 |
1146 | He only drinks 56 Lafite-Rothschild . The baron not the wine. | 1.3576 | 0.05090 | 151 | 109 | 30 | 12 |
1147 | And Henry is headed to a Malaria hotspot next week. | 1.3576 | 0.04783 | 165 | 118 | 35 | 12 |
1148 | I keep trying to tell them -- calling someone a bloodsucker isn't necessarily an insult. | 1.3575 | 0.04167 | 193 | 134 | 49 | 10 |
1149 | Two parts Cognac to one part White Creme de Menthe. Everyone, meet the inventor of The Stinger. | 1.3571 | 0.04797 | 168 | 121 | 34 | 13 |
1150 | Martin here is not you average blood-sucking lawyer. | 1.3571 | 0.04660 | 196 | 145 | 32 | 19 |
1151 | Have you met Will? He's type 'O' | 1.3571 | 0.04668 | 182 | 132 | 35 | 15 |
1152 | How long have you lived in Washington? | 1.3571 | 0.04797 | 168 | 121 | 34 | 13 |
1153 | So I said to the old witch tending bar, "Make me a mojito." | 1.3571 | 0.05103 | 154 | 112 | 29 | 13 |
1154 | ...And HE says, ‘Sorry, doll, you're not my blood type.’ | 1.3571 | 0.04329 | 168 | 115 | 46 | 7 |
1155 | Do you want a bite with that? | 1.3571 | 0.04797 | 168 | 121 | 34 | 13 |
1156 | And my friend here is hoping to find someone who is Type A. | 1.3567 | 0.04809 | 171 | 124 | 33 | 14 |
1157 | Try it. For a well-aged red, it has nice overtones of plasma and hemoglobin that you'll appreciate. | 1.3567 | 0.04809 | 171 | 124 | 33 | 14 |
1158 | We found him under the fridge twenty years ago and look at him now! | 1.3567 | 0.04697 | 157 | 110 | 38 | 9 |
1159 | So you're saying only the females drink blood, while the males prefer merlot? | 1.3567 | 0.05032 | 157 | 114 | 30 | 13 |
1160 | I’m hoping we can all put this bad blood behind us. | 1.3567 | 0.04951 | 157 | 113 | 32 | 12 |
1161 | As long as I keep her glass full of red wine she’s not dangerous. | 1.3563 | 0.04535 | 174 | 123 | 40 | 11 |
1162 | I’m from west of the Nile originally, but I’ve traveled a lot. | 1.3563 | 0.04461 | 174 | 122 | 42 | 10 |
1163 | ‘Blood of Mary’? I’m sorry I thought you said something else. | 1.3563 | 0.04819 | 174 | 127 | 32 | 15 |
1164 | I am blood type A, why do you ask? | 1.3563 | 0.04608 | 174 | 124 | 38 | 12 |
1165 | I’ve heard that the Cabernet gives you quite a buzz | 1.3562 | 0.04464 | 160 | 110 | 43 | 7 |
1166 | Anybody for a stinger? | 1.3561 | 0.04455 | 205 | 150 | 37 | 18 |
1167 | Maybe I am oversensitive. But assuming I'd want a Bloody Mary is specieist, don't you see? | 1.3560 | 0.04385 | 191 | 136 | 42 | 13 |
1168 | Actually, I like all women. O positive, AB negative... | 1.3559 | 0.04553 | 177 | 126 | 39 | 12 |
1169 | Laura is active in the preservation of our swamps and wetlands. | 1.3558 | 0.04898 | 163 | 118 | 32 | 13 |
1170 | He's practically human. You show him a little kindness and he bites you in the ass! | 1.3558 | 0.05051 | 163 | 120 | 28 | 15 |
1171 | And another AB negative for you? | 1.3558 | 0.04821 | 163 | 117 | 34 | 12 |
1172 | Melania! We usually only see you out in the Hamptons. | 1.3558 | 0.05125 | 163 | 121 | 26 | 16 |
1173 | People normally clap when I arrive, but that’s alright I guess... | 1.3556 | 0.04833 | 180 | 133 | 30 | 17 |
1174 | I quit being a lawyer two years ago. I thought, I can’t be one of those blood suckers anymore! | 1.3554 | 0.04984 | 166 | 122 | 29 | 15 |
1175 | While we agree the rich are all bloodsuckers, we doubt all bloodsuckers are rich. | 1.3554 | 0.04603 | 166 | 117 | 39 | 10 |
1176 | Have you two met my bloodsucking mother-in-law? | 1.3553 | 0.05062 | 152 | 110 | 30 | 12 |
1177 | ...and this is my husband - he sucks the life out of me. | 1.3552 | 0.04837 | 183 | 136 | 29 | 18 |
1178 | He's not much to look at, but he's great in bed. | 1.3552 | 0.04647 | 183 | 133 | 35 | 15 |
1179 | So, what exactly do you do? | 1.3551 | 0.05325 | 138 | 100 | 27 | 11 |
1180 | I'm sorry, Arnold, but this is a private conversation. Would you please just bug off? | 1.3550 | 0.04624 | 169 | 120 | 38 | 11 |
1181 | Alan is from administration. | 1.3550 | 0.04774 | 169 | 122 | 34 | 13 |
1182 | So I thought: The least I could do would be to adopt an endangered species! And there he was, right on my window ledge! | 1.3550 | 0.04699 | 169 | 121 | 36 | 12 |
1183 | ...and here's your bloody Mary, compliments of Mary, here. | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
1184 | It's got a bite to it, doesn't it? | 1.3548 | 0.04907 | 155 | 111 | 33 | 11 |
1185 | I much prefer a Bloody Mary, but I'll make do with a Stinger. | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
1186 | Give that to me before you start doing the hokey pokey everywhere. | 1.3547 | 0.04568 | 172 | 122 | 39 | 11 |
1187 | Would you rather have a Grasshopper? | 1.3547 | 0.04856 | 172 | 126 | 31 | 15 |
1188 | As long as I keep his glass full of O-positive we're fine. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1189 | So what made you want to become a phlebotomist? | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1190 | We think maybe you've had enough Type O. | 1.3544 | 0.04842 | 158 | 113 | 34 | 11 |
1191 | The Bloody Mary story again, Margaret... Really | 1.3544 | 0.05164 | 158 | 117 | 26 | 15 |
1192 | I thought small bites were included | 1.3544 | 0.04842 | 158 | 113 | 34 | 11 |
1193 | Tell us about your childhood in Chernobyl | 1.3543 | 0.04727 | 175 | 127 | 34 | 14 |
1194 | Some of our closest friends are pests. | 1.3543 | 0.04586 | 175 | 125 | 38 | 12 |
1195 | it looks like someone is out for blood | 1.3542 | 0.05070 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1196 | Something with more bite? | 1.3540 | 0.04697 | 161 | 114 | 37 | 10 |
1197 | Roger's sensing a delightful O-positive bouquet with a playful hint of iron deficiency." | 1.3540 | 0.05016 | 161 | 118 | 29 | 14 |
1198 | Steve identifies as a female Anopheles mosquito. | 1.3539 | 0.04670 | 178 | 129 | 35 | 14 |
1199 | This is Skeeter, our bartender, he whips up a mean Bloody Mary | 1.3539 | 0.04737 | 178 | 130 | 33 | 15 |
1200 | Wine? You usually have a Bloody Mary! | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
1201 | I usually lean towards a full bodied red. | 1.3539 | 0.04532 | 178 | 127 | 39 | 12 |
1202 | Of course it's a stinger! | 1.3539 | 0.04601 | 178 | 128 | 37 | 13 |
1203 | Last glass, you’re flying home tonight. | 1.3537 | 0.04637 | 164 | 116 | 38 | 10 |
1204 | Bob and Erica are itching to meet you, Sheila. | 1.3537 | 0.05098 | 164 | 122 | 26 | 16 |
1205 | Gerald is a pharmaceutical lobbyist. | 1.3537 | 0.05243 | 164 | 124 | 22 | 18 |
1206 | My husband studied Kafka for years, and then this happened. | 1.3537 | 0.04637 | 164 | 116 | 38 | 10 |
1207 | You look a little buzzed. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
1208 | Simon is our local expert on buzz words | 1.3537 | 0.05098 | 164 | 122 | 26 | 16 |
1209 | ...and this is Sara from the West Nile. | 1.3537 | 0.04873 | 164 | 119 | 32 | 13 |
1210 | They *also* think Kafka is overrated. | 1.3537 | 0.04717 | 164 | 117 | 36 | 11 |
1211 | He's really a wonderful pet. Since he developed a taste for red wine, he only bites people when we ask him to. | 1.3536 | 0.04410 | 181 | 128 | 42 | 11 |
1212 | I'm glad you came. I've been just itching to meet you. | 1.3536 | 0.03971 | 181 | 122 | 54 | 5 |
1213 | This is Gary! He just moved into the bird bath. | 1.3536 | 0.04269 | 181 | 126 | 46 | 9 |
1214 | Honey, meet the Millers—they’re hot-blooded. | 1.3536 | 0.04547 | 181 | 130 | 38 | 13 |
1215 | What do you mean, 'Kafkaesque' ? | 1.3533 | 0.04501 | 167 | 117 | 41 | 9 |
1216 | So I hear you have been going straw-less before it was cool. | 1.3533 | 0.04811 | 167 | 121 | 33 | 13 |
1217 | You mean BYOB doesn’t mean bring your own blood? | 1.3533 | 0.04625 | 184 | 134 | 35 | 15 |
1218 | Mossie, I poured your favorite. A full bodied 0 negative blend with notes of lactic acid and carbon dioxide. | 1.3529 | 0.04750 | 170 | 123 | 34 | 13 |
1219 | We met at my lab. | 1.3529 | 0.04676 | 170 | 122 | 36 | 12 |
1220 | And here’s to Miss Quito! | 1.3529 | 0.05202 | 153 | 113 | 26 | 14 |
1221 | Brian's just flown in from the coast" | 1.3529 | 0.04601 | 170 | 121 | 38 | 11 |
1222 | Bob, here, is an expert on Kafka. | 1.3526 | 0.04520 | 190 | 138 | 37 | 15 |
1223 | If it wasn't for environmental deregulation, I would have never met my husband. | 1.3526 | 0.04833 | 173 | 127 | 31 | 15 |
1224 | ...and he's from Minnesota. | 1.3526 | 0.04471 | 173 | 122 | 41 | 10 |
1225 | Oh, I'd like to introduce you to Brad, who works for the CDC | 1.3526 | 0.04965 | 156 | 113 | 31 | 12 |
1226 | It's awkward only if we make it awkward | 1.3523 | 0.04704 | 176 | 128 | 34 | 14 |
1227 | What do you mean, "Not tonight I have a headache" - You only live 24 hours! | 1.3523 | 0.04635 | 176 | 127 | 36 | 13 |
1228 | Can your dog shake up drinks for eight and skewer sixteen olives in one go? | 1.3522 | 0.04733 | 159 | 113 | 36 | 10 |
1229 | So that is what all the buzz is about. | 1.3522 | 0.04816 | 159 | 114 | 34 | 11 |
1230 | Since he switched to Bloody Marys, I no longer have to keep swatting him away. | 1.3522 | 0.05058 | 159 | 117 | 28 | 14 |
1231 | So, which side of the Nile did you stay on? | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
1232 | I hope you like it. That’s a rare Type B-Negative vintage. | 1.3520 | 0.04511 | 179 | 128 | 39 | 12 |
1233 | Hal, you've changed. You seem different since going to work for those blood-suckers at corporate. | 1.3520 | 0.04441 | 179 | 127 | 41 | 11 |
1234 | No worries, folks. There's quinine in the tonic water. | 1.3520 | 0.04369 | 179 | 126 | 43 | 10 |
1235 | We met at the 4th of July barbecue. | 1.3519 | 0.04420 | 162 | 112 | 43 | 7 |
1236 | Susan, Jim: Watch this. He can get my olive with just one nod. | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1237 | You know Chuck right here is a lawyer too... | 1.3519 | 0.04913 | 162 | 118 | 31 | 13 |
1238 | That's so funny - we met in law school too! | 1.3519 | 0.04673 | 162 | 115 | 37 | 10 |
1239 | Have you signed up for our blood drive? | 1.3519 | 0.04505 | 162 | 113 | 41 | 8 |
1240 | I see you found our Type A Cabernet. | 1.3519 | 0.04754 | 162 | 116 | 35 | 11 |
1241 | ‘Martha just returned from a fabulous-sounding cruise of the West Nile.’ | 1.3515 | 0.04772 | 165 | 119 | 34 | 12 |
1242 | To global warming! | 1.3515 | 0.04999 | 165 | 122 | 28 | 15 |
1243 | Well, you have to understand, we have a very different perspective on the whole anti-vaccination question. | 1.3515 | 0.04270 | 202 | 145 | 43 | 14 |
1244 | Hon, meet the Wilsons—they’re warm blooded. | 1.3514 | 0.04876 | 148 | 105 | 34 | 9 |
1245 | Vector here says bankers are the real blood-suckers. | 1.3512 | 0.04479 | 168 | 118 | 41 | 9 |
1246 | Help yourself, there's plenty of food at this party. | 1.3512 | 0.04787 | 168 | 122 | 33 | 13 |
1247 | Didn't we meet in the tropics? | 1.3511 | 0.04425 | 188 | 135 | 40 | 13 |
1248 | This is Buzz, he's a phlebotomist. | 1.3510 | 0.05249 | 151 | 112 | 25 | 14 |
1249 | Harold, why don't you explain your work on genetic coding? | 1.3509 | 0.04579 | 171 | 122 | 38 | 11 |
1250 | His family is four generations 100 percent WASP | 1.3509 | 0.04426 | 171 | 120 | 42 | 9 |
1251 | He’s my lawyer. | 1.3509 | 0.04799 | 171 | 125 | 32 | 14 |
1252 | Why, yes, I am the type who likes to 'be positive.' How could you tell? | 1.3506 | 0.04834 | 154 | 110 | 34 | 10 |
1253 | Monty here is also a phlebotomist! | 1.3506 | 0.04524 | 174 | 124 | 39 | 11 |
1254 | Did you have your proboscis done? | 1.3506 | 0.04524 | 174 | 124 | 39 | 11 |
1255 | My friends tell me I’m Type A but I’ll let you decide. | 1.3506 | 0.04375 | 174 | 122 | 43 | 9 |
1256 | We met on Bumble. | 1.3505 | 0.04204 | 194 | 137 | 46 | 11 |
1257 | Michael here is also anti vax. | 1.3503 | 0.05101 | 157 | 116 | 27 | 14 |
1258 | Obviously I prefer red. | 1.3503 | 0.04613 | 177 | 128 | 36 | 13 |
1259 | We have vintage O Positive if you prefer. | 1.3503 | 0.04883 | 177 | 132 | 28 | 17 |
1260 | Would you like that in a taller glass? | 1.3503 | 0.04160 | 197 | 139 | 47 | 11 |
1261 | Steven's gene therapy has helped immensely with his mosquito bite allergies. | 1.3500 | 0.05109 | 160 | 119 | 26 | 15 |
1262 | Not a bad red, but i prefer A positive. | 1.3500 | 0.04490 | 180 | 129 | 39 | 12 |
1263 | So do you have any blood relation with the host? | 1.3500 | 0.04708 | 160 | 114 | 36 | 10 |
1264 | Oh? Ricahrd's also a lawyer! | 1.3500 | 0.05109 | 160 | 119 | 26 | 15 |
1265 | So what’s your position on plastic straws? | 1.3500 | 0.04626 | 180 | 131 | 35 | 14 |
1266 | We met in Minnesota. | 1.3500 | 0.04355 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
1267 | Gregor, This is my sister, Mary, and, of course, You remember Mr. Kafka. | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
1268 | It's a much better vintage than 0-negative. | 1.3497 | 0.04301 | 183 | 129 | 44 | 10 |
1269 | Here's your Mojito, I mean Mosquito! Yes, Type A negative, shaken, not stirred... | 1.3497 | 0.04964 | 163 | 120 | 29 | 14 |
1270 | We have the same problem now that they outlawed plastic straws | 1.3497 | 0.04483 | 163 | 114 | 41 | 8 |
1271 | He said that I was just his type, so now we're dating. | 1.3494 | 0.04591 | 166 | 118 | 38 | 10 |
1272 | Margaret here specializes in infectious diseases. | 1.3494 | 0.04748 | 166 | 120 | 34 | 12 |
1273 | So, where are you summering? | 1.3494 | 0.04511 | 166 | 117 | 40 | 9 |
1274 | Perhaps you could explain to our guests the importance of a good nose | 1.3494 | 0.04824 | 166 | 121 | 32 | 13 |
1275 | You're studying diseases? That's interesting. My friend says he knows quite a bit about Malaria. | 1.3493 | 0.04917 | 146 | 104 | 33 | 9 |
1276 | Nobody here takes you for a sucker. | 1.3492 | 0.04405 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
1277 | Why the long face, Skeeter? You’re sucking the life out of this party. | 1.3491 | 0.04535 | 169 | 120 | 39 | 10 |
1278 | Oh, we don’t ever discuss Kafka, do we, dearest! | 1.3491 | 0.04612 | 169 | 121 | 37 | 11 |
1279 | It's a cabernet. You look disappointed. | 1.3491 | 0.04688 | 169 | 122 | 35 | 12 |
1280 | I can't believe we went to the same law school and never met. | 1.3491 | 0.04763 | 169 | 123 | 33 | 13 |
1281 | We’re dying to hear the latest buzz! | 1.3490 | 0.04099 | 192 | 134 | 49 | 9 |
1282 | I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd need a straw. | 1.3488 | 0.04916 | 172 | 128 | 28 | 16 |
1283 | You grew up in Fukushima? How interesting. | 1.3488 | 0.04704 | 172 | 125 | 34 | 13 |
1284 | Why, as a matter of fact it is type AB. | 1.3488 | 0.04631 | 172 | 124 | 36 | 12 |
1285 | I hear you are a lover of vintage reds. | 1.3488 | 0.04775 | 172 | 126 | 32 | 14 |
1286 | The lesson is, never order a cocktail from a drunk genie. | 1.3487 | 0.05135 | 152 | 112 | 27 | 13 |
1287 | You ordered another Stinger, Joanne? | 1.3486 | 0.04786 | 175 | 129 | 31 | 15 |
1288 | It all started with a Bloody Mary. | 1.3484 | 0.04895 | 155 | 112 | 32 | 11 |
1289 | I'd really love a full-bodied red if you have one. | 1.3483 | 0.04860 | 178 | 133 | 28 | 17 |
1290 | I guess it's true what they say about deet cocktails. If they don't kill you, they'll just make you stronger. | 1.3481 | 0.04745 | 158 | 113 | 35 | 10 |
1291 | Love your proboscis job. Makes you look at least three weeks younger | 1.3481 | 0.04994 | 158 | 116 | 29 | 13 |
1292 | Phyllis! Did I hear there may be larvae on the way? | 1.3481 | 0.04469 | 181 | 130 | 39 | 12 |
1293 | And Fred here used to draw blood for patients with HMO plans | 1.3481 | 0.04800 | 181 | 135 | 29 | 17 |
1294 | You have a very discerning nose. It is a 2019 Type O nouveau. | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
1295 | Linda was a pupa of mine. | 1.3481 | 0.04537 | 181 | 131 | 37 | 13 |
1296 | Arthur is from the Andromeda galaxy. He’s a rescue. | 1.3478 | 0.04766 | 161 | 116 | 34 | 11 |
1297 | I'm with Walter now, if you haven't already heard the buzz. | 1.3478 | 0.04515 | 161 | 113 | 40 | 8 |
1298 | If you don't like wine my husband can make you a stinger. | 1.3476 | 0.04625 | 187 | 138 | 33 | 16 |
1299 | It’s a rare full bodied, bold, and oaky O positive with hints of plumb. | 1.3476 | 0.04563 | 187 | 137 | 35 | 15 |
1300 | Paul just moved here from a small swamp in New Jersey. | 1.3476 | 0.04544 | 164 | 116 | 39 | 9 |
1301 | Buzz, are you from the Amazon or do you work at Amazon? | 1.3473 | 0.04947 | 167 | 124 | 28 | 15 |
1302 | You should eat something, Harold. When you drink you get peckish. | 1.3473 | 0.04489 | 167 | 118 | 40 | 9 |
1303 | This is Buzz, he judges the reds. | 1.3472 | 0.04400 | 193 | 140 | 39 | 14 |
1304 | I met one of your little cousins at the beach yesterday. I'm afraid there was a small accident. | 1.3471 | 0.04812 | 170 | 125 | 31 | 14 |
1305 | And this is our exchange student, Morris, but everyone calls him skeeter. | 1.3468 | 0.04681 | 173 | 126 | 34 | 13 |
1306 | I told you not to invite that prick to the parties anymore ! | 1.3468 | 0.04891 | 173 | 129 | 28 | 16 |
1307 | Funny. I don’t remember ordering a Stinger. | 1.3468 | 0.04681 | 173 | 126 | 34 | 13 |
1308 | Oh, not you, Todd. You're one of the good bloodsucking parasites. | 1.3467 | 0.04633 | 150 | 105 | 38 | 7 |
1309 | I'm glad you're here, Bob and Martha were just about to tell me something about zika. | 1.3466 | 0.04963 | 176 | 133 | 25 | 18 |
1310 | No, you can’t spear my olive. Get your own. | 1.3465 | 0.04145 | 202 | 144 | 46 | 12 |
1311 | Hi Bob, these are the Millers; they’re lawyers. You all should have a lot in common! | 1.3464 | 0.05190 | 153 | 114 | 25 | 14 |
1312 | Have you met Ms. Squito? She was just appointed Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service. | 1.3464 | 0.04847 | 153 | 110 | 33 | 10 |
1313 | I hope you don't mind, but I brought my lawyer with me. | 1.3464 | 0.04638 | 179 | 131 | 34 | 14 |
1314 | I thought you only drank Type O | 1.3462 | 0.04695 | 156 | 111 | 36 | 9 |
1315 | You must meet the Frobishers. Everyone hates them, too! | 1.3462 | 0.04310 | 182 | 129 | 43 | 10 |
1316 | I loved you in Jurassic Park. | 1.3462 | 0.04380 | 182 | 130 | 41 | 11 |
1317 | I like a fine, O Negative vintage myself. | 1.3462 | 0.04868 | 156 | 113 | 32 | 11 |
1318 | We are starting to believe that methadone does not work the same for everybody | 1.3462 | 0.04606 | 156 | 110 | 38 | 8 |
1319 | 'Is that a Bloody Mary?' | 1.3460 | 0.04024 | 211 | 150 | 49 | 12 |
1320 | No, you see, the Bloody Mary doesn’t actually have blood in it. | 1.3460 | 0.04399 | 211 | 157 | 35 | 19 |
1321 | Kafka-esque doesn't begin to describe my partner's day... | 1.3459 | 0.04530 | 185 | 135 | 36 | 14 |
1322 | And this is my mosquito, Kevin. | 1.3459 | 0.04465 | 185 | 134 | 38 | 13 |
1323 | I'd like you to meet my new neighbor. She has her own web design company. | 1.3459 | 0.04721 | 185 | 138 | 30 | 17 |
1324 | Don’t be shy, Brock. Tell them about your exciting mosquito research in the Congo. | 1.3459 | 0.04967 | 159 | 117 | 29 | 13 |
1325 | Check out the legs on this moscato | 1.3459 | 0.05046 | 159 | 118 | 27 | 14 |
1326 | His stories about delaying the Panama Canal were beginning to get tedious. | 1.3457 | 0.04406 | 162 | 113 | 42 | 7 |
1327 | Are you as buzzed as I am?" | 1.3457 | 0.04822 | 162 | 118 | 32 | 12 |
1328 | He wants to start a book club, but please don't suggest Kafka. | 1.3455 | 0.04429 | 191 | 139 | 38 | 14 |
1329 | C'mon, have a drink with me. I won't bite. | 1.3455 | 0.04602 | 165 | 118 | 37 | 10 |
1330 | There’s been a lot of buzz around you tonight. | 1.3454 | 0.04194 | 194 | 138 | 45 | 11 |
1331 | I agree, it is full bodied | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1332 | Darling, these are the Walters. They're entirely bloodless. | 1.3452 | 0.04624 | 168 | 121 | 36 | 11 |
1333 | We met at an entomology dating site. | 1.3452 | 0.04467 | 168 | 119 | 40 | 9 |
1334 | We absolutely loved you in West Nile. I haven’t seen Zika yet but I know I must. | 1.3452 | 0.04849 | 168 | 124 | 30 | 14 |
1335 | I’m thinking a gin and tonic might be too heavy on the quinine for you. | 1.3452 | 0.04922 | 168 | 125 | 28 | 15 |
1336 | Well Kafka, it is nice that you were able to come! | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
1337 | Oh, to be a fly on the wall at this party. | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
1338 | Yes, I work for The Enquirer. | 1.3450 | 0.04567 | 171 | 123 | 37 | 11 |
1339 | We want to hear all about your summer. | 1.3450 | 0.03857 | 200 | 138 | 55 | 7 |
1340 | Perhaps you’d prefer a Bloody Mary? | 1.3446 | 0.04602 | 177 | 129 | 35 | 13 |
1341 | See, this is what happens to the neighborhood when we can't use DDT. | 1.3446 | 0.04532 | 177 | 128 | 37 | 12 |
1342 | Not to worry. It's a male. | 1.3446 | 0.04669 | 148 | 104 | 37 | 7 |
1343 | Don't you agree that it's so much more civilized to drink out of a glass? | 1.3444 | 0.04682 | 180 | 133 | 32 | 15 |
1344 | My husband Daniel here, is the foremost West Nile expert in all of Manhattan. | 1.3442 | 0.04908 | 154 | 112 | 31 | 11 |
1345 | If you don’t like that, I can get you a Bloody Mary.” | 1.3442 | 0.05323 | 154 | 117 | 21 | 16 |
1346 | And Buzz here is a nuclear reactor meltdown survivor. | 1.3442 | 0.04821 | 154 | 111 | 33 | 10 |
1347 | Cory here is an experienced bloodsucker and just landed an important position in the White House. | 1.3441 | 0.04699 | 186 | 139 | 30 | 17 |
1348 | Of course, the constant itching and inflammation is an issue, but I’m learning to live with it. | 1.3441 | 0.04445 | 186 | 135 | 38 | 13 |
1349 | That's kind, Dear, but they're not innoculated. | 1.3441 | 0.04244 | 186 | 132 | 44 | 10 |
1350 | I see you already have a buzz on. | 1.3439 | 0.05169 | 157 | 118 | 24 | 15 |
1351 | It’s blood. Just seemed a friendlier way to handle it. | 1.3439 | 0.05008 | 157 | 116 | 28 | 13 |
1352 | So you said you work in Human Resources? | 1.3439 | 0.04842 | 157 | 114 | 32 | 11 |
1353 | Ah wonderful, I see that you helped yourself to the bottle of vintage AB Negative. | 1.3439 | 0.04459 | 189 | 138 | 37 | 14 |
1354 | If you don't like the wine I can get you a bloody Mary. | 1.3439 | 0.04583 | 189 | 140 | 33 | 16 |
1355 | Thanks to Bloodsuckers Anonymous, Skeeter here has gotten over his addiction and switched to alcohol. | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1356 | That's a Manhattan, a single malt, a pinot noir and two shots of type O negative. | 1.3438 | 0.04779 | 160 | 116 | 33 | 11 |
1357 | He was reading Kafka's Metamorphosis last night, and when he woke up this morning....... | 1.3438 | 0.04696 | 160 | 115 | 35 | 10 |
1358 | He's transitioning | 1.3438 | 0.04220 | 192 | 137 | 44 | 11 |
1359 | No. You're good. The exterminator isn't due back until next week. | 1.3438 | 0.04220 | 192 | 137 | 44 | 11 |
1360 | Ok, maybe Zika Virus wasn't the best conversation-starter. | 1.3436 | 0.04636 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
1361 | 20 years of marriage, and his Kafkaesque qualities still make me go weak in my knees. | 1.3436 | 0.04636 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
1362 | And this Ms. Brzzlscz. She just moved up from the Florida swamps to take advantage of our warming climate. | 1.3436 | 0.04875 | 163 | 120 | 30 | 13 |
1363 | Let me introduce you to my husband, Mr. Wes Nile. | 1.3436 | 0.04875 | 163 | 120 | 30 | 13 |
1364 | Celeste, honey, tell them your drain survival story. | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1365 | Honey, you'll be glad to know that Karen and Ralph are both AB negative. | 1.3434 | 0.04736 | 166 | 121 | 33 | 12 |
1366 | Don’t you think you’re carrying this blood-sucking capitalist persona a bit too far, Buzz? | 1.3434 | 0.05035 | 166 | 125 | 25 | 16 |
1367 | Since you're partial to reds may I introduce you to the Rothschilds? | 1.3434 | 0.04498 | 166 | 118 | 39 | 9 |
1368 | Only female mosquitoes drink blood. This is Barolo. | 1.3434 | 0.04812 | 166 | 122 | 31 | 13 |
1369 | Well that's interesting; I didn't know there were slight notes of pesticide and herbicide in that particular Bourdeaux. | 1.3432 | 0.04365 | 169 | 119 | 42 | 8 |
1370 | With today's norms, we refer to him as an opportunistic financial player, not a blood sucker. | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
1371 | Coast is clear, Mozzie. Janice and Harold are etymologists, not entomologists. | 1.3430 | 0.04393 | 172 | 122 | 41 | 9 |
1372 | John is a lawyer, you ought to have a lot in common. | 1.3430 | 0.04764 | 172 | 127 | 31 | 14 |
1373 | The amazing thing is that we actually met in a fruit market. | 1.3429 | 0.04775 | 175 | 130 | 30 | 15 |
1374 | Paul, Jane - I want you to meet Steve. I'm _sure_ you've heard all the buzz about him. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1375 | I can see your point | 1.3427 | 0.04367 | 178 | 127 | 41 | 10 |
1376 | ...and Jim here just flew in this morning. | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
1377 | Want to hear the latest buzz? | 1.3425 | 0.04805 | 146 | 104 | 34 | 8 |
1378 | Do you have to point that thing? | 1.3425 | 0.04902 | 146 | 105 | 32 | 9 |
1379 | I think he's got a point. | 1.3421 | 0.04583 | 152 | 107 | 38 | 7 |
1380 | What did you think was in the Bloody Mary? | 1.3421 | 0.04769 | 152 | 109 | 34 | 9 |
1381 | Murray's had a tough go since moving here from Minneapolis--the market has been down and there's always the stigma male mosquitoes must face even though they don't bite. | 1.3420 | 0.04266 | 193 | 139 | 42 | 12 |
1382 | His laughter's infectious. | 1.3418 | 0.03899 | 196 | 136 | 53 | 7 |
1383 | And this is my husband Jerry, the acupuncturist. | 1.3418 | 0.04646 | 158 | 113 | 36 | 9 |
1384 | Her whining is annoying, but she makes a Bloody Mary to die for. | 1.3418 | 0.04899 | 158 | 116 | 30 | 12 |
1385 | Honey, Dont you I think that it might be time to move away from 3 Mile Island. | 1.3418 | 0.04816 | 158 | 115 | 32 | 11 |
1386 | You always ask such pointed questions. | 1.3418 | 0.04732 | 158 | 114 | 34 | 10 |
1387 | Please tell me that’s wine in your glass. | 1.3416 | 0.04671 | 161 | 116 | 35 | 10 |
1388 | I used to travel to hot and humid areas to give people malaria, but now I’m just a drunk like everyone else. | 1.3416 | 0.04671 | 161 | 116 | 35 | 10 |
1389 | Gregor works with those bloodsuckers down in Collections. | 1.3416 | 0.04993 | 161 | 120 | 27 | 14 |
1390 | Have you met Larry? He's a Hedge Fund Manager; but I guess that's obvious. | 1.3416 | 0.04754 | 161 | 117 | 33 | 11 |
1391 | Frank believes in total diversity in hiring. And it's paid off. I mean we've all heard about lawyers being nothing but bloodsuckers but you haven't seen Smithers here work a corporate tax case yet! | 1.3415 | 0.04772 | 164 | 120 | 32 | 12 |
1392 | A toast to Georg, my comfort insect. | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
1393 | I can always count on Skeeter showing up. He’s a huge sucker for an open bar. | 1.3415 | 0.04613 | 164 | 118 | 36 | 10 |
1394 | So, what's the latest buzz from overseas? | 1.3413 | 0.04476 | 167 | 119 | 39 | 9 |
1395 | What do you mean, you would prefer a bloody mary? | 1.3413 | 0.04862 | 167 | 124 | 29 | 14 |
1396 | I gave at the office. | 1.3412 | 0.04578 | 170 | 123 | 36 | 11 |
1397 | It’s an American Red Cross blend. | 1.3412 | 0.04423 | 170 | 121 | 40 | 9 |
1398 | Shall we go hover over the appetizers? | 1.3412 | 0.04501 | 170 | 122 | 38 | 10 |
1399 | This wine is repellent. | 1.3411 | 0.04032 | 214 | 154 | 47 | 13 |
1400 | Wow! This pest is my ex-neighbor. The last time I saw you, you were only this big. | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
1401 | Let me introduce you! Turns out, he's quite the authority on malaria! | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1402 | Buzz makes a wicked Bloody Mary. And his Stingers are to die for. | 1.3410 | 0.04741 | 173 | 128 | 31 | 14 |
1403 | He's a lobbyist for the pest control industry. | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
1404 | I'd like you to meet Ed, my bloodsucking husband. | 1.3410 | 0.04741 | 173 | 128 | 31 | 14 |
1405 | Haven't we met before? I never forget a proboscis. | 1.3408 | 0.04559 | 179 | 131 | 35 | 13 |
1406 | My lawyer is the real blood sucker. | 1.3407 | 0.04438 | 182 | 132 | 38 | 12 |
1407 | Yes, I talk, I drink, I smoke and I’m only two months old. | 1.3407 | 0.04831 | 182 | 138 | 26 | 18 |
1408 | This is Harold. Harold carries the West Side virus. | 1.3405 | 0.04252 | 185 | 132 | 43 | 10 |
1409 | Professor Petzold is an expert on Kafka. | 1.3405 | 0.04648 | 185 | 138 | 31 | 16 |
1410 | The Johnsons here were just saying they’re thinking about donating blood, and I realized we have an expert in attendance! | 1.3405 | 0.04585 | 185 | 137 | 33 | 15 |
1411 | I thought I ordered a mojito. | 1.3403 | 0.04779 | 191 | 146 | 25 | 20 |
1412 | I'll get you another drink. I didn't know that male mosquitos don't drink blood. | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
1413 | Hope we all learn to get comfortable embracing diversity! | 1.3397 | 0.05104 | 156 | 117 | 25 | 14 |
1414 | Listen. I’m not joking. His beak is at least this big. | 1.3397 | 0.05022 | 156 | 116 | 27 | 13 |
1415 | Mo, I think you know Citronella and Deet? | 1.3397 | 0.05104 | 156 | 117 | 25 | 14 |
1416 | I’d suggest you stick with the Bloody Mary’s... | 1.3396 | 0.04954 | 159 | 118 | 28 | 13 |
1417 | And Jake here just landed a dream job at BuzzFeed. | 1.3396 | 0.05112 | 159 | 120 | 24 | 15 |
1418 | What law firm do you work for? | 1.3396 | 0.05034 | 159 | 119 | 26 | 14 |
1419 | We are happy you are drinking out of a glass tonight. | 1.3396 | 0.04791 | 159 | 116 | 32 | 11 |
1420 | You both work on Wall Street. | 1.3395 | 0.04729 | 162 | 118 | 33 | 11 |
1421 | You know Bob and Josie. You stung them last summer. | 1.3394 | 0.04901 | 165 | 123 | 28 | 14 |
1422 | Meet Anopheles. She prefers red. | 1.3394 | 0.04825 | 165 | 122 | 30 | 13 |
1423 | Quito loves people, but tonight she's sticking with Cabernet. | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
1424 | I used to drink O negative by the gallon in college, but now if I have anything more than a glass of AB positive, I cannot sleep through the night. | 1.3394 | 0.04669 | 165 | 120 | 34 | 11 |
1425 | She just came back from her visit to the Mosquito Coast. | 1.3393 | 0.04838 | 168 | 125 | 29 | 14 |
1426 | We've had offers from Malaria, Zika, West Nile Virus and Dengue Fever - but what he really wants to do is direct. | 1.3393 | 0.04838 | 168 | 125 | 29 | 14 |
1427 | I'd like to introduce the life-blood of the party. | 1.3392 | 0.04630 | 171 | 125 | 34 | 12 |
1428 | Andrea and Charlie, meet Skeeter. He's a Summer Seasonal from Sarasota. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1429 | So I said "malaria? I hardly know her!" | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1430 | His friends call him Skeeter. | 1.3392 | 0.04555 | 171 | 124 | 36 | 11 |
1431 | We met last summer. | 1.3391 | 0.04196 | 174 | 122 | 45 | 7 |
1432 | I'm feeling a little buzzed. You? | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
1433 | Clever of you to just buzz yourself in! | 1.3391 | 0.04575 | 174 | 127 | 35 | 12 |
1434 | I've been itching to introduce you to my new boyfriend. | 1.3390 | 0.04660 | 177 | 131 | 32 | 14 |
1435 | This is Harold from the Wetlands Advocacy Center | 1.3390 | 0.04227 | 177 | 125 | 44 | 8 |
1436 | So you're the new neighbors creating all that buzz. | 1.3389 | 0.04181 | 180 | 127 | 45 | 8 |
1437 | Honestly,I just can't afford to live on the Upper West Nile anymore. | 1.3389 | 0.04537 | 180 | 132 | 35 | 13 |
1438 | He only drinks reds. | 1.3388 | 0.04349 | 183 | 132 | 40 | 11 |
1439 | I wanted to honeymoon in Paris, but we settled on a garbage dump in Pittsburgh. | 1.3388 | 0.04551 | 183 | 135 | 34 | 14 |
1440 | Could I get you something in a flute? | 1.3388 | 0.04418 | 183 | 133 | 38 | 12 |
1441 | They’re here to see what all the buzz is about. | 1.3387 | 0.04368 | 186 | 135 | 39 | 12 |
1442 | Have you met the Citronellas? | 1.3387 | 0.04627 | 186 | 139 | 31 | 16 |
1443 | We met during my Caribbean vacation.” | 1.3385 | 0.04037 | 195 | 138 | 48 | 9 |
1444 | Let me introduce you Steve, these are type O and type B | 1.3379 | 0.05199 | 145 | 108 | 25 | 12 |
1445 | How’s your Grasshopper? | 1.3378 | 0.04941 | 148 | 108 | 30 | 10 |
1446 | No, no. I ordered Moscato wine. | 1.3377 | 0.05137 | 151 | 113 | 25 | 13 |
1447 | That stuff will give you a buzz! | 1.3377 | 0.04807 | 154 | 112 | 32 | 10 |
1448 | We met at the botanical gardens. | 1.3376 | 0.04657 | 157 | 113 | 35 | 9 |
1449 | I couldn't ignore him in bed. He was just insatiable. | 1.3375 | 0.04766 | 160 | 117 | 32 | 11 |
1450 | He can't tell a merlot from a pinot noir, but Type O he knows | 1.3375 | 0.04928 | 160 | 119 | 28 | 13 |
1451 | Actually, we met at a Zika conference. It was love at first bite. | 1.3375 | 0.04598 | 160 | 115 | 36 | 9 |
1452 | This red has some legs. | 1.3374 | 0.04704 | 163 | 119 | 33 | 11 |
1453 | Really? The IRS? | 1.3374 | 0.04863 | 163 | 121 | 29 | 13 |
1454 | He flew all the way across the pond to be here. | 1.3374 | 0.04456 | 163 | 116 | 39 | 8 |
1455 | Where are my manners? Let me get you a Bloody Mary. | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1456 | Actually, Jerry is a phlebotomist! | 1.3373 | 0.04876 | 166 | 124 | 28 | 14 |
1457 | Here's to getting a buzz on. | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 122 | 32 | 12 |
1458 | Franklin here prefers a full-bodied red. | 1.3373 | 0.04645 | 166 | 121 | 34 | 11 |
1459 | It was love at first bite. | 1.3373 | 0.04813 | 169 | 126 | 29 | 14 |
1460 | He adds a buzz to every party | 1.3373 | 0.04588 | 169 | 123 | 35 | 11 |
1461 | He ordered a “Stinger,” and the next thing we knew....” | 1.3372 | 0.04223 | 172 | 121 | 44 | 7 |
1462 | That's a good year for an O Negative. | 1.3372 | 0.04753 | 172 | 128 | 30 | 14 |
1463 | So you limit yourself to reds, you say? | 1.3372 | 0.04681 | 172 | 127 | 32 | 13 |
1464 | I see you’ve already had a bite. | 1.3372 | 0.04533 | 172 | 125 | 36 | 11 |
1465 | So, have you fed on anyone I know recently? | 1.3371 | 0.04480 | 175 | 127 | 37 | 11 |
1466 | Heard the latest buzz? | 1.3371 | 0.04331 | 175 | 125 | 41 | 9 |
1467 | A-positive? That won't go well with the fish. | 1.3371 | 0.04764 | 175 | 131 | 29 | 15 |
1468 | Hey Bob, have you tried the O Negative? It goes great with everything! | 1.3371 | 0.04282 | 178 | 127 | 42 | 9 |
1469 | ..and for you another Vodka Stinger, right ? | 1.3371 | 0.04356 | 178 | 128 | 40 | 10 |
1470 | He's related to Gnat King Cole. | 1.3371 | 0.04499 | 178 | 130 | 36 | 12 |
1471 | We’ve kept it at 98.6F | 1.3371 | 0.04499 | 178 | 130 | 36 | 12 |
1472 | Eau-de-Citronellla. Why, do you like it? | 1.3371 | 0.04428 | 178 | 129 | 38 | 11 |
1473 | Nat's either an etymologist or an entomologist … I can never remember which... | 1.3371 | 0.04208 | 178 | 126 | 44 | 8 |
1474 | Oh, have you met Sting? | 1.3370 | 0.04650 | 181 | 135 | 31 | 15 |
1475 | With summer approaching, I thought it best we put this all behind us. | 1.3370 | 0.04235 | 181 | 129 | 43 | 9 |
1476 | I think you may have misread the flier. You see, "WASP" is an acronym. | 1.3370 | 0.04530 | 184 | 136 | 34 | 14 |
1477 | Tom, Lisa, meet our landlord. | 1.3370 | 0.04785 | 184 | 140 | 26 | 18 |
1478 | You got a buzz on already? | 1.3370 | 0.04530 | 184 | 136 | 34 | 14 |
1479 | This is Skeeter. We met camping last year in the Catskills. | 1.3370 | 0.04260 | 184 | 132 | 42 | 10 |
1480 | Would you like another Stinger? | 1.3369 | 0.04414 | 187 | 137 | 37 | 13 |
1481 | If you think he's a bloodsucker, you should meet my ex-husband's attorney! | 1.3368 | 0.04491 | 190 | 141 | 34 | 15 |
1482 | And you may know the Jones. They work in banking too. | 1.3368 | 0.04442 | 193 | 143 | 35 | 15 |
1483 | Yes, I am drinking blood. I am on the Mos-Keto diet. | 1.3368 | 0.04562 | 193 | 145 | 31 | 17 |
1484 | Tom, Linda... this is Nick. He teaches phlebotomy over at NYU. | 1.3367 | 0.04334 | 196 | 144 | 38 | 14 |
1485 | I think you have a point there. | 1.3367 | 0.04462 | 199 | 149 | 33 | 17 |
1486 | I'm a sucker for a Stinger | 1.3357 | 0.04856 | 143 | 103 | 32 | 8 |
1487 | Funny, we're the opposite. I'm the cocktail drinker, and Marty only drinks red. | 1.3356 | 0.05094 | 149 | 111 | 26 | 12 |
1488 | He says it’s got the nose and color of what he’s used to, but not the body | 1.3356 | 0.05182 | 149 | 112 | 24 | 13 |
1489 | My parents were anti-vaxers. | 1.3356 | 0.05182 | 149 | 112 | 24 | 13 |
1490 | My friend here takes issue with the slogan “Buzzed driving is drunk driving”. | 1.3356 | 0.04627 | 149 | 106 | 36 | 7 |
1491 | Of course . Let me get you a Bloody Mary . | 1.3354 | 0.04886 | 158 | 117 | 29 | 12 |
1492 | I can get you a Bloody Mary if you prefer that. | 1.3354 | 0.04632 | 158 | 114 | 35 | 9 |
1493 | It's not just you - we're all buzzing a bit, Howard. | 1.3354 | 0.04363 | 158 | 111 | 41 | 6 |
1494 | You look like you got your buzz on already. | 1.3354 | 0.05048 | 158 | 119 | 25 | 14 |
1495 | I'm not gonna lie, he doesn't look anything like his profile picture... but a date's a date! | 1.3354 | 0.04544 | 158 | 113 | 37 | 8 |
1496 | They only bite when they're sober. | 1.3354 | 0.04718 | 158 | 115 | 33 | 10 |
1497 | We saw him in our rain barrel and it was love at first sight. | 1.3354 | 0.04434 | 164 | 117 | 39 | 8 |
1498 | No no no, Jane and Bob, you’ll be fine. He only likes bloody MARYS. | 1.3353 | 0.04543 | 167 | 121 | 36 | 10 |
1499 | Wouldn't you agree that the positive aspects of climate change do not get talked about enough? | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
1500 | ...and this is one of Fred's bloodsucking lawyers. | 1.3353 | 0.04566 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
1501 | I want you to meet my old friend from summer camp. | 1.3353 | 0.04282 | 173 | 123 | 42 | 8 |
1502 | Billy, this is the unique couple I've been telling you about | 1.3353 | 0.04658 | 173 | 128 | 32 | 13 |
1503 | Francine works in the genetic engineering lab. | 1.3353 | 0.04585 | 173 | 127 | 34 | 12 |
1504 | These parties are becoming a such a drag. It's great to have some fresh blood around here. | 1.3353 | 0.04360 | 173 | 124 | 40 | 9 |
1505 | This is Anopheles. Her kids are already out of the house. | 1.3353 | 0.04869 | 173 | 131 | 26 | 16 |
1506 | From the outset ours was not your garden-variety relationship | 1.3353 | 0.04436 | 173 | 125 | 38 | 10 |
1507 | Let me introduce you—John and Patty are blood-sucking vermin, and Lisa is a mosquito. | 1.3352 | 0.04602 | 176 | 130 | 33 | 13 |
1508 | That's right, you were at the pool party. So how are the larvae? | 1.3352 | 0.04287 | 182 | 131 | 41 | 10 |
1509 | Yes, I see your point. | 1.3352 | 0.04287 | 182 | 131 | 41 | 10 |
1510 | I'm a sucker for some good wine. | 1.3352 | 0.04216 | 182 | 130 | 43 | 9 |
1511 | What a surprise. I didn't hear you come in. | 1.3351 | 0.04444 | 185 | 136 | 36 | 13 |
1512 | Bob's been generating quite the buzz around town. | 1.3351 | 0.04100 | 185 | 131 | 46 | 8 |
1513 | You might like a Stinger instead. | 1.3351 | 0.04377 | 185 | 135 | 38 | 12 |
1514 | Before we met, he thought everyone sucks. | 1.3351 | 0.04377 | 185 | 135 | 38 | 12 |
1515 | I'm not being negative. In fact,I'm O Positive. | 1.3351 | 0.04459 | 188 | 139 | 35 | 14 |
1516 | Well I think your point sucks. | 1.3333 | 0.04512 | 192 | 144 | 32 | 16 |
1517 | Okay, well, then let's toast to the pest control guy who never shows up. | 1.3333 | 0.04134 | 192 | 138 | 44 | 10 |
1518 | Phil is B-negative and Leah is AB negative! | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
1519 | Let introduce you to my attorney. | 1.3333 | 0.04649 | 177 | 132 | 31 | 14 |
1520 | Are you feeling the buzz? | 1.3333 | 0.04441 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1521 | I told him we're having fish, but he insists on only drinking red. | 1.3333 | 0.05025 | 144 | 106 | 28 | 10 |
1522 | I suppose you don’t need a straw...? | 1.3333 | 0.04175 | 198 | 144 | 42 | 12 |
1523 | I’d like to introduce my blood-sucking lawyer | 1.3333 | 0.05100 | 159 | 121 | 23 | 15 |
1524 | I'm so glad you're here, Matt! I wanted you to meet Bill and Stacy, because I think you have a lot in common. They're both volunteers at the American Red Cross. | 1.3333 | 0.04618 | 171 | 126 | 33 | 12 |
1525 | Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams to find himself trapped in a conversation about the benefits of cleansing. | 1.3333 | 0.04971 | 168 | 128 | 24 | 16 |
1526 | I think we're all happy your wife is in the Hamptons this weekend, Mort. | 1.3333 | 0.04860 | 159 | 118 | 29 | 12 |
1527 | I prefer white Burgundys, but he's got a thing for AB negative from Atlanta. | 1.3333 | 0.04661 | 180 | 135 | 30 | 15 |
1528 | Nobody ordered a Stinger. | 1.3333 | 0.04541 | 183 | 136 | 33 | 14 |
1529 | This is my friend, Mary, from Naples. She’s a phlebotomist. | 1.3333 | 0.04698 | 150 | 108 | 34 | 8 |
1530 | I would have figured you for a Bloody Mary! | 1.3333 | 0.04751 | 168 | 125 | 30 | 13 |
1531 | The Hamptons are refreshingly Type-A. | 1.3333 | 0.04994 | 153 | 114 | 27 | 12 |
1532 | Oh I’m glad you’re here; we were just saying this party needed a little buzz. | 1.3333 | 0.04486 | 156 | 111 | 38 | 7 |
1533 | You could be right, if Trump can get into office, you'd probably have a good shot.. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 177 | 127 | 41 | 9 |
1534 | Cheers! I may eat like a bird, but I drink like a fish. | 1.3333 | 0.04718 | 177 | 133 | 29 | 15 |
1535 | I'd like you two to meet the First Lady of Minnesota. | 1.3333 | 0.04125 | 210 | 154 | 42 | 14 |
1536 | Mo here is a specialist in infectious diseases. | 1.3333 | 0.04796 | 162 | 120 | 30 | 12 |
1537 | This isn't what I imagined when you said you had a bug problem. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
1538 | I have heard a great new drink which uses only mesquite and a tomato...I think it's called The Mesquito...have you tried it? | 1.3333 | 0.04327 | 165 | 117 | 41 | 7 |
1539 | No worries, he prefers a Merlot to a Type-O | 1.3333 | 0.04032 | 204 | 147 | 46 | 11 |
1540 | I'm a strict nectar and fruit juice guy. It's my wife who's the bloodsucker. | 1.3333 | 0.05152 | 150 | 113 | 24 | 13 |
1541 | I had you as the Bloody Mary type! | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
1542 | A bloody Mary. And yours? | 1.3333 | 0.04718 | 177 | 133 | 29 | 15 |
1543 | This is Joyce. She works at the IRS. | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
1544 | Ready for another Type O, Fred? | 1.3333 | 0.04387 | 180 | 131 | 38 | 11 |
1545 | Not much of a nose but the legs go on forever. | 1.3333 | 0.04467 | 171 | 124 | 37 | 10 |
1546 | No, really . . . WHAT are you drinking ? | 1.3333 | 0.04364 | 177 | 128 | 39 | 10 |
1547 | Meet Bob. He's in the extraction industry. | 1.3333 | 0.04017 | 180 | 126 | 48 | 6 |
1548 | I know, you see mosquito and think Chardonnay, right? | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
1549 | He's a hell of a lawyer. | 1.3333 | 0.04796 | 162 | 120 | 30 | 12 |
1550 | Our therapist says it’s only co-dependence if I drink his blood, too. | 1.3333 | 0.04437 | 177 | 129 | 37 | 11 |
1551 | You can't tell me you've never tried a stinger!? | 1.3333 | 0.04580 | 177 | 131 | 33 | 13 |
1552 | I'll let David tell the story - he's such a sucker for romance! | 1.3333 | 0.04169 | 180 | 128 | 44 | 8 |
1553 | Don’t tell me. Bloody Mary. Right? | 1.3333 | 0.04406 | 183 | 134 | 37 | 12 |
1554 | Penetrating! | 1.3315 | 0.04436 | 181 | 133 | 36 | 12 |
1555 | So you've never even seen the Nile? | 1.3315 | 0.04505 | 181 | 134 | 34 | 13 |
1556 | I’d ask if that’s wine, but I don’t think I want to know... | 1.3315 | 0.04366 | 181 | 132 | 38 | 11 |
1557 | Howard hasn't been himself since his return from Lubango. | 1.3315 | 0.04705 | 181 | 137 | 28 | 16 |
1558 | Miss Skuito meet He and Mo Globin | 1.3315 | 0.04505 | 181 | 134 | 34 | 13 |
1559 | And do you want to know what she said? All right I’ll bite. | 1.3315 | 0.04344 | 178 | 129 | 39 | 10 |
1560 | That's an excellent point, just don't stick me with it. | 1.3315 | 0.04270 | 178 | 128 | 41 | 9 |
1561 | I initially found him really irritating—but one drink led to another, we discussed our shared fear of spiders, and eventually the love bug bit me. | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
1562 | This is a full-bodied AB blend with an O-positive finish. | 1.3314 | 0.04241 | 175 | 125 | 42 | 8 |
1563 | Good timing – we were just talking about the resurgence of the West Nile Virus. | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
1564 | Sorry, I'd prefer a Grasshopper. | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
1565 | Did I mix up the Type O Negative and the Merlot again? | 1.3314 | 0.04445 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
1566 | As you can see, he's survived many Raids. | 1.3314 | 0.04419 | 169 | 122 | 38 | 9 |
1567 | Michael is also an agent. | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
1568 | No, I don't need you to spear my olive. | 1.3314 | 0.04088 | 169 | 118 | 46 | 5 |
1569 | ...and this is Malaria. | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
1570 | He likes red wine only and can drink a whole bottle without removing the cork. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
1571 | So you're going to run on the anti-Roundup platform. | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
1572 | Thanks to global warming, they get smarter and bigger every year. | 1.3313 | 0.04390 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1573 | Bob, Judy you remember, Morty, my old friend from summer camp? | 1.3313 | 0.04472 | 166 | 120 | 37 | 9 |
1574 | This is Skeeter! He just moved into our bird bath. | 1.3313 | 0.04356 | 163 | 116 | 40 | 7 |
1575 | You're right!......I never should have added steroids to the insecticide! | 1.3313 | 0.05004 | 163 | 124 | 24 | 15 |
1576 | I'd like you both to meet Bugsy--he's going to be staying with me for a week until I have the house sprayed. | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
1577 | John, I was just telling the Henderson's about your dead-on Elvis impersonation. | 1.3313 | 0.04834 | 160 | 119 | 29 | 12 |
1578 | Yeah, that's a good point. | 1.3313 | 0.04497 | 160 | 115 | 37 | 8 |
1579 | It has its advantages; I don’t need straws | 1.3313 | 0.04497 | 160 | 115 | 37 | 8 |
1580 | I'm beginning to think that my office is being bugged. | 1.3312 | 0.04612 | 154 | 111 | 35 | 8 |
1581 | No, Karen, you wouldn’t like it; it isn’t an ordinary Bloody Mary. | 1.3312 | 0.04612 | 154 | 111 | 35 | 8 |
1582 | What can I say, it was classic case of love at first bite. | 1.3311 | 0.04479 | 151 | 107 | 38 | 6 |
1583 | I met George at the Blood Drive! | 1.3310 | 0.05091 | 145 | 108 | 26 | 11 |
1584 | You must meet Brian. He is visiting us all the way from Uganda...specifically the West Nile region. | 1.3309 | 0.04831 | 139 | 100 | 32 | 7 |
1585 | Here's to your metamorphosis | 1.3309 | 0.04674 | 136 | 96 | 35 | 5 |
1586 | Your skinny jeans are stunning. | 1.3298 | 0.04574 | 188 | 142 | 30 | 16 |
1587 | George, how are the gene splicing experiments going? | 1.3298 | 0.04448 | 188 | 140 | 34 | 14 |
1588 | One more glass and you should have a good buzz. | 1.3297 | 0.04366 | 185 | 136 | 37 | 12 |
1589 | Mo, meet your hosts. | 1.3297 | 0.04433 | 185 | 137 | 35 | 13 |
1590 | He’s not much to look at but my god he plays my g-spot like a Stradivarius. | 1.3297 | 0.04563 | 185 | 139 | 31 | 15 |
1591 | It's called the exoskeleton diet and it works wonders. | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
1592 | What can I say, I’m a sucker for reds! | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
1593 | All we’re saying is maybe we can play another game besides Twister.” | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
1594 | This is Lance, our new Vector Consultant...he's sure to bring fresh blood into the department! | 1.3296 | 0.04100 | 179 | 127 | 45 | 7 |
1595 | They grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday they were larva -- now, five days later, they're fully grown adults. | 1.3296 | 0.04466 | 179 | 132 | 35 | 12 |
1596 | He's from the Superfund site across the street. | 1.3295 | 0.04423 | 173 | 126 | 37 | 10 |
1597 | I take it you like the Bloody Mary? | 1.3295 | 0.04573 | 173 | 128 | 33 | 12 |
1598 | Have you met Steve? He works in corporate finance. | 1.3295 | 0.04423 | 173 | 126 | 37 | 10 |
1599 | You might wanna ditch when the clapping starts. | 1.3295 | 0.04499 | 173 | 127 | 35 | 11 |
1600 | Your timing is impeccable, we were JUST discussing The Metamorphosis! | 1.3294 | 0.04397 | 170 | 123 | 38 | 9 |
1601 | We're so glad you came to our species-reveal party. | 1.3294 | 0.04553 | 170 | 125 | 34 | 11 |
1602 | May I help you get the olive,Ma'am? | 1.3294 | 0.04629 | 170 | 126 | 32 | 12 |
1603 | I prefer a grasshopper | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
1604 | I bet you think I'm just another blood-sucking management type. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
1605 | Which is why I was saying, I don't think we can even *have* a discussion about implicit bias without mentioning insectionality. | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
1606 | I'd like you to meet Henry from my garden club. | 1.3292 | 0.04888 | 161 | 121 | 27 | 13 |
1607 | She made the kabobs. | 1.3292 | 0.04888 | 161 | 121 | 27 | 13 |
1608 | The AB seems a little oakier than the O positive. | 1.3290 | 0.04766 | 155 | 114 | 31 | 10 |
1609 | Lawrence's area of expertise is in blood transfusions." | 1.3289 | 0.04830 | 152 | 112 | 30 | 10 |
1610 | Let me introduce you to my divorce attorney, he has quite a reputation! | 1.3289 | 0.04897 | 149 | 110 | 29 | 10 |
1611 | Yes, we heard the Keto diet works too, but it appear to have some side effects. | 1.3284 | 0.04357 | 201 | 151 | 34 | 16 |
1612 | You'll appreciate this 2016 vintage AB-Negative. | 1.3284 | 0.04000 | 201 | 145 | 46 | 10 |
1613 | What made you want to become an entomologist? | 1.3282 | 0.04393 | 195 | 146 | 34 | 15 |
1614 | Is the glass okay?...Or do you prefer a beaker? | 1.3280 | 0.04233 | 189 | 138 | 40 | 11 |
1615 | Sangria, right? | 1.3280 | 0.04615 | 189 | 144 | 28 | 17 |
1616 | Nigel! So glad you could make it. I know your time is short. | 1.3279 | 0.04185 | 183 | 132 | 42 | 9 |
1617 | And then I crossed a mosquito with a hipster. | 1.3279 | 0.04185 | 183 | 132 | 42 | 9 |
1618 | “No thanks. One stinger’s enough for me.” | 1.3278 | 0.04514 | 180 | 134 | 33 | 13 |
1619 | I thought you were bringing Mojitos." | 1.3278 | 0.04650 | 180 | 136 | 29 | 15 |
1620 | Don't they make such lovely hosts? | 1.3277 | 0.04568 | 177 | 132 | 32 | 13 |
1621 | All kidding aside, it was here when we moved in. | 1.3277 | 0.04352 | 177 | 129 | 38 | 10 |
1622 | It's nice to meet a real born and raised New Yorker | 1.3277 | 0.04277 | 177 | 128 | 40 | 9 |
1623 | No, S.W.A.T. is a TV show we watch. We don't ever swat anything. | 1.3277 | 0.04202 | 177 | 127 | 42 | 8 |
1624 | And our keynote speaker will be updating us on the battle against the DEET state. | 1.3276 | 0.04623 | 174 | 130 | 31 | 13 |
1625 | And this is Skeeter, he wrote that stinging piece of satire I told you about. | 1.3275 | 0.04530 | 171 | 126 | 34 | 11 |
1626 | We've worked through his parasitic tendencies and we're very happy now... | 1.3275 | 0.04216 | 171 | 122 | 42 | 7 |
1627 | Esmeralda no longer enjoys giving mosquito bites after we introduced her to alcohol. | 1.3274 | 0.04663 | 168 | 125 | 31 | 12 |
1628 | Meet Ms.Quito ! | 1.3274 | 0.04507 | 168 | 123 | 35 | 10 |
1629 | His latest hit has gone absolutely viral!! | 1.3274 | 0.04507 | 168 | 123 | 35 | 10 |
1630 | Well, when we first let him in we thought he was a hummingbird. | 1.3274 | 0.04813 | 168 | 127 | 27 | 14 |
1631 | I don't think Bill and Melinda are against everyone in your line of work, just those leaching off society the wrong way. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
1632 | No, I'm not interested in going out for a bite to eat | 1.3273 | 0.04397 | 165 | 119 | 38 | 8 |
1633 | I guess you could say it was love at first bite, right dear? | 1.3270 | 0.04679 | 159 | 117 | 32 | 10 |
1634 | Everyone, this is my friend Mel Aria. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
1635 | I was just telling Fred here about your condo on the Mosquito Coast. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
1636 | When I told him I was 'A negative' he said that's really not his type. | 1.3268 | 0.04804 | 153 | 113 | 30 | 10 |
1637 | May I introduce you to Mr. Anopheles? He was recently genetically modified. | 1.3268 | 0.04713 | 153 | 112 | 32 | 9 |
1638 | The last time I saw you your beak was this big. | 1.3268 | 0.04804 | 153 | 113 | 30 | 10 |
1639 | You think this party sucks? just try spend an evening with this guy | 1.3268 | 0.04892 | 153 | 114 | 28 | 11 |
1640 | They make the best stingers here. | 1.3268 | 0.04621 | 153 | 111 | 34 | 8 |
1641 | Bloody Mary? | 1.3267 | 0.05138 | 150 | 114 | 23 | 13 |
1642 | So... how was the flight? | 1.3265 | 0.04646 | 147 | 106 | 34 | 7 |
1643 | So, you say that you prefer full bodied?? | 1.3265 | 0.04545 | 147 | 105 | 36 | 6 |
1644 | Why don't you three bloodsuckers get acquainted? | 1.3262 | 0.04457 | 187 | 140 | 33 | 14 |
1645 | He's just a little buzzed. | 1.3261 | 0.04374 | 184 | 136 | 36 | 12 |
1646 | I always feel awkward at parties too | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
1647 | I'm sure Mr. Gates doesn't have anything against you personally. | 1.3260 | 0.04211 | 181 | 131 | 41 | 9 |
1648 | My shrink told me that sometimes a mosquito is just a mosquito. | 1.3258 | 0.04182 | 178 | 128 | 42 | 8 |
1649 | Buzzed already? | 1.3257 | 0.04741 | 175 | 133 | 27 | 15 |
1650 | Sam, I'd like to introduce you to the Joneses. They're warm-blooded mammals, too! | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1651 | Let me introduce you to Mr. O Positive and Ms. AB Negative. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1652 | Why did you just assume I wanted a dark red, Karen? | 1.3256 | 0.04583 | 172 | 128 | 32 | 12 |
1653 | He's got a rather unique view on the theory of evolution | 1.3256 | 0.04354 | 172 | 125 | 38 | 9 |
1654 | Let me introduce our resident expert on red blends. | 1.3256 | 0.04729 | 172 | 130 | 28 | 14 |
1655 | Wow, this Bloody Mary tastes just like the real thing. | 1.3256 | 0.04508 | 172 | 127 | 34 | 11 |
1656 | Sorry I assumed you would like a Bloody Mary. | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
1657 | Oh yes, the bloodbank has an excellent selection of reds. | 1.3254 | 0.04485 | 169 | 124 | 35 | 10 |
1658 | Let me introduce you to the Hendersons. Unlike you, they don't bite. | 1.3254 | 0.04325 | 169 | 122 | 39 | 8 |
1659 | I think you'll like it, it's called a Bloody Mary. | 1.3254 | 0.04325 | 169 | 122 | 39 | 8 |
1660 | We adore her, but mum's the word! She's undocumented. | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
1661 | Tell us the secret of these Bloody Marys of yours. | 1.3254 | 0.04639 | 169 | 126 | 31 | 12 |
1662 | This chardonnay is fantastic, but I'm a sucker for reds. | 1.3253 | 0.04697 | 166 | 124 | 30 | 12 |
1663 | I saw the strangest cartoon in the New Yorker this week... | 1.3253 | 0.04619 | 166 | 123 | 32 | 11 |
1664 | This is my third cousin Gerald. He contacted me on 23andMe and says that we're blood relatives! | 1.3253 | 0.04697 | 166 | 124 | 30 | 12 |
1665 | He can also grab that olive for you or stir your drink. And he works for flies. | 1.3253 | 0.04774 | 166 | 125 | 28 | 13 |
1666 | Jeff, Lisa--meet Steve. Don't worry, he doesn't bite! | 1.3253 | 0.04539 | 166 | 122 | 34 | 10 |
1667 | I like to get a little buzzed before I fly. | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 35 | 9 |
1668 | O positive? | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
1669 | Must be great being able to vaccinate your own kids! | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 35 | 9 |
1670 | Speaking of intrusive species... | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
1671 | Well, Lance, here, teaches 7th grade math and I'm a phlebotomist | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
1672 | This our new neighbor Dr. Tse-Tse. He and his family recently relocated from Brazil. | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1673 | I'm a plastic surgeon. Why do you ask? | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
1674 | Perhaps you'd prefer that in a beaker | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
1675 | Ms. Quito chairs Wetlands Preservation | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
1676 | I was telling them about your identity crisis, honey. | 1.3245 | 0.04372 | 188 | 140 | 35 | 13 |
1677 | So, Giermo was just explaining how hard it is to live his best life when he's only got 24 hours - and that's of course if he doesn't encounter any windshields, and we all know how impossible city traffic can be. So, we can sympathize, am I right? | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
1678 | This is Larry from H.R. Don’t let him get under your skin. | 1.3245 | 0.04240 | 188 | 138 | 39 | 11 |
1679 | I was just telling the Ackermans about your new diet! | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
1680 | I thought you’d prefer red! | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
1681 | The fact of the matter is, human blood runs a distant second to a nice, fleshy Châteauneuf-du-Pape. | 1.3243 | 0.04003 | 185 | 132 | 46 | 7 |
1682 | so - what made you want to become a hematologist? | 1.3243 | 0.04003 | 185 | 132 | 46 | 7 |
1683 | I understand that you and Dr. Klein share an interest in West Nile Virus. | 1.3242 | 0.04403 | 182 | 135 | 35 | 12 |
1684 | I'm so pleased you showed us your true form congressman. | 1.3242 | 0.04606 | 182 | 138 | 29 | 15 |
1685 | Now that she is a grown-up,we let her suck blood from a glass. | 1.3241 | 0.04979 | 145 | 108 | 27 | 10 |
1686 | I'm afraid all we have is type AB. Is that okay? | 1.3240 | 0.04593 | 179 | 135 | 30 | 14 |
1687 | Remember buzzed driving is drunk driving. | 1.3240 | 0.04237 | 179 | 130 | 40 | 9 |
1688 | The invitation said we were serving stingers. | 1.3240 | 0.04311 | 179 | 131 | 38 | 10 |
1689 | I would like you to meet Ronald, a terrible bloodsucking pest, and certainly our best chance for Senator! | 1.3239 | 0.05340 | 142 | 109 | 20 | 13 |
1690 | I’ve been slapped around as well. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1691 | This lovely guy was able to grow up and take his place among us simply because we said no to vaccines. | 1.3239 | 0.04578 | 176 | 132 | 31 | 13 |
1692 | So you went from a blood expert to a wine expert. | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
1693 | The buzz on Arthur is he's a pest. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1694 | Moe is quite the expert on reds | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1695 | And this is Lowell Anopheles, of the Boston Anopheles. | 1.3237 | 0.04705 | 173 | 131 | 28 | 14 |
1696 | ‘’’We’ve been bonding over our refusal to give up red meat .’’ | 1.3237 | 0.04410 | 173 | 127 | 36 | 10 |
1697 | So I said: Hey Waiter, there isn’t a fly in my soup! | 1.3237 | 0.04333 | 173 | 126 | 38 | 9 |
1698 | Which do you prefer, the red or the white blood cells? | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
1699 | This bartender makes a great Stinger, you should try one! | 1.3235 | 0.04616 | 170 | 127 | 31 | 12 |
1700 | Now, everybody tells you one has to fumigate, but Sebastian here has a refreshingly different view on bed bugs. | 1.3235 | 0.04303 | 170 | 123 | 39 | 8 |
1701 | I know we're not the perfect match, but we connect at a primal level. | 1.3235 | 0.04303 | 170 | 123 | 39 | 8 |
1702 | No, no, no. It's not that kind of tasting. | 1.3234 | 0.04516 | 167 | 123 | 34 | 10 |
1703 | Our apologies. The Clinic was all out of O negative. | 1.3234 | 0.04750 | 167 | 126 | 28 | 13 |
1704 | Brings a whole new meaning to “getting buzzed. | 1.3234 | 0.04673 | 167 | 125 | 30 | 12 |
1705 | Lawson, give us your perspective on what it is like to have been born three weeks ago. | 1.3231 | 0.04197 | 195 | 144 | 39 | 12 |
1706 | Some of my best friends are anopheles quadrimaculatus. | 1.3231 | 0.04134 | 195 | 143 | 41 | 11 |
1707 | So you have a waterfront condo behind the nuclear waste site? | 1.3231 | 0.04382 | 195 | 147 | 33 | 15 |
1708 | So, no Bloody Mary tonight? | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
1709 | Now before we swap partners let me remind you -- never judge a book by its cover. | 1.3229 | 0.04177 | 192 | 141 | 40 | 11 |
1710 | I actually prefer white wine, but I get this a lot. | 1.3229 | 0.04368 | 192 | 144 | 34 | 14 |
1711 | This here is my cousin, Mitch. Which is why we asked everyone to wear loose, long-sleeved shirts and cover up as much as possible. | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1712 | Because it gives me a buzz... | 1.3228 | 0.04689 | 158 | 117 | 31 | 10 |
1713 | And to my mother-in-law, who will go to any length to create a distraction. | 1.3226 | 0.04466 | 186 | 140 | 32 | 14 |
1714 | Yes it is a Zika Red 2016. | 1.3226 | 0.04924 | 155 | 117 | 26 | 12 |
1715 | Oh, only DEET-free drinks, I assure you. | 1.3226 | 0.04128 | 186 | 135 | 42 | 9 |
1716 | So tell me about your 23andMe results. | 1.3226 | 0.04751 | 155 | 115 | 30 | 10 |
1717 | AGAIN with the " exceptional nose and a sharp finish???" | 1.3226 | 0.05008 | 155 | 118 | 24 | 13 |
1718 | So,is that anything like a Grasshopper? | 1.3226 | 0.04057 | 186 | 134 | 44 | 8 |
1719 | Our gardener suggested we invite beneficial insects. | 1.3226 | 0.04334 | 186 | 138 | 36 | 12 |
1720 | No, I haven't introduced him to my parents yet. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
1721 | Preston, I'm thrilled to be able to introduce Sid and Rachel Rosenblum — the club's first non-Wasps! | 1.3224 | 0.04584 | 183 | 139 | 29 | 15 |
1722 | Larry just moved in next door. You know, where the marsh is. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
1723 | Yes, he has an amazing nose for wine. | 1.3222 | 0.04290 | 180 | 132 | 38 | 10 |
1724 | You, my friend, get the good stuff - AB positive. | 1.3221 | 0.04692 | 149 | 109 | 32 | 8 |
1725 | It's not that we don't like you, we're just afraid of you. | 1.3220 | 0.04188 | 177 | 128 | 41 | 8 |
1726 | I would like to introduce my bloodsucking attorney | 1.3220 | 0.04625 | 177 | 134 | 29 | 14 |
1727 | You would really enjoy reading Kafka. | 1.3218 | 0.04389 | 174 | 128 | 36 | 10 |
1728 | Raymond handles all of my infestments. | 1.3218 | 0.04752 | 174 | 133 | 26 | 15 |
1729 | ...So then I said--you're gonna love this--I said, hey Franz,you woke up as a what? | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
1730 | Don't mind him... he's buzzed. | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
1731 | You should try the red. | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
1732 | Would you like another bloody Mary? | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
1733 | Honey, the Wilson's are just itching to hear where you found this delicious red wine. | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
1734 | Frank, why do you have to be such a buzzkill? | 1.3216 | 0.04012 | 199 | 145 | 44 | 10 |
1735 | It's a symbiotic relationship. | 1.3214 | 0.04164 | 168 | 120 | 42 | 6 |
1736 | Let me introduce you to the reason our parties always generate so much buzz. | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
1737 | This guy can really make a girl itch if you know what I mean. | 1.3214 | 0.04164 | 168 | 120 | 42 | 6 |
1738 | It's called a stinger | 1.3214 | 0.04493 | 168 | 124 | 34 | 10 |
1739 | You always have to stick your nose in! | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
1740 | So a man walks into a bar and says, 'Nice legs'... | 1.3212 | 0.04629 | 165 | 123 | 31 | 11 |
1741 | Don't be so modest, Dirk. Dirk here is the world's top killer of us. | 1.3212 | 0.04466 | 165 | 121 | 35 | 9 |
1742 | Slip of the tongue. I meant to say, you've invested in the neighborhood. | 1.3212 | 0.04708 | 165 | 124 | 29 | 12 |
1743 | He's always preferred a red | 1.3211 | 0.04202 | 190 | 140 | 39 | 11 |
1744 | Have you two met my friend Zika? | 1.3211 | 0.04820 | 190 | 150 | 19 | 21 |
1745 | It seems he's jealous we're drinking grasshoppers | 1.3210 | 0.04435 | 162 | 118 | 36 | 8 |
1746 | Harold, do that thing you do. | 1.3210 | 0.04348 | 162 | 117 | 38 | 7 |
1747 | Attorney, bloodsucker, . . . we’re all in the same “bag,” aren’t we? | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
1748 | I was just explaining, it’s not really a bite, it’s more a pierce. | 1.3209 | 0.04179 | 187 | 137 | 40 | 10 |
1749 | I'd like you to meet my husband, Bob, who just returned from an extensive trip to the West Nile Valley. | 1.3209 | 0.04110 | 187 | 136 | 42 | 9 |
1750 | ... and this is our new head of Entomology. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
1751 | We thought we hired Sting for entertainment, and he just kinda grew on us.” | 1.3207 | 0.04081 | 184 | 133 | 43 | 8 |
1752 | Honey, tell them your funny 'weirdo walks into a bar' story. | 1.3207 | 0.04081 | 184 | 133 | 43 | 8 |
1753 | How do you like your Stinger? | 1.3207 | 0.04362 | 184 | 137 | 35 | 12 |
1754 | Oh, I'm just sipping to prolong the enjoyment. God knows when I'll get a glass of AB-negative again." | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
1755 | Bob, Carol...meet my friend Skeeter. Fortunately, I'm not his type. | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
1756 | ...and this is Cheryl, my phlebotomist. | 1.3204 | 0.04481 | 181 | 136 | 32 | 13 |
1757 | I don't usually get this big a buzz from the first martini. | 1.3204 | 0.04616 | 181 | 138 | 28 | 15 |
1758 | Chilled? Last night, darling, you said that you preferred 98.6." | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
1759 | I'd prefer a Bloody Mary | 1.3204 | 0.04481 | 181 | 136 | 32 | 13 |
1760 | Oh, I'm sorry. A Bloody Mary is a drink, not a person. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
1761 | Helen is an influencer in the field of bloodborne diseases. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
1762 | I’ve been told I have a nose for good wines. | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
1763 | Do you have a point? | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
1764 | This guy sucks. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
1765 | Skeeter here would like a very Bloody Mary. | 1.3202 | 0.04533 | 178 | 134 | 31 | 13 |
1766 | Honey, this is the couple I was telling you about. | 1.3202 | 0.04533 | 178 | 134 | 31 | 13 |
1767 | ...and this is my husband Robert, who just retired from the Round Up plant. | 1.3202 | 0.04533 | 178 | 134 | 31 | 13 |
1768 | If you'd prefer a glass of AB negative instead, I'm sure Bob here would be willing to oblige. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
1769 | How’s that full-bodied red? | 1.3200 | 0.04136 | 175 | 126 | 42 | 7 |
1770 | So type O has top notes of blackberry? | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
1771 | They'd like to know what's in your glass, dear. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1772 | He gets buzzed after just a few sips!" | 1.3198 | 0.04261 | 172 | 125 | 39 | 8 |
1773 | I'm sorry we're all out of Type A would you settle for Type O instead? | 1.3195 | 0.04626 | 169 | 127 | 30 | 12 |
1774 | Harry, tell them about the time you held up a blood bank | 1.3195 | 0.04310 | 169 | 123 | 38 | 8 |
1775 | So, what's the buzz these days? | 1.3194 | 0.04377 | 191 | 144 | 33 | 14 |
1776 | Sure, he takes up space, and there's the occasional bite, but he mixes the perfect Stinger. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
1777 | You did ask for a Stinger. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
1778 | So what's the latest buzz? | 1.3193 | 0.04443 | 166 | 122 | 35 | 9 |
1779 | Its a funny story really, we we're both donating blood and we just clicked | 1.3191 | 0.04091 | 188 | 137 | 42 | 9 |
1780 | My doctor said I’m anemic ..,, | 1.3191 | 0.04489 | 188 | 143 | 30 | 15 |
1781 | And this is my husband, Cyril, an expert in field testing pesticides... | 1.3190 | 0.04326 | 163 | 118 | 38 | 7 |
1782 | You must be the lawyer! | 1.3190 | 0.04900 | 163 | 125 | 24 | 14 |
1783 | And this is Maureen. She’s here on a job swap program doing pay day loans. | 1.3188 | 0.04553 | 160 | 118 | 33 | 9 |
1784 | I'll tell ya what bugs me... | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
1785 | He got through border control because his visa said he's extinct. | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
1786 | Sorry to be a pest, but I am a pest. | 1.3187 | 0.04391 | 182 | 136 | 34 | 12 |
1787 | Of course it's a Bloody Mary - what else would it be? | 1.3185 | 0.04611 | 157 | 116 | 32 | 9 |
1788 | Did you hear that this place was bugged? | 1.3185 | 0.04785 | 157 | 118 | 28 | 11 |
1789 | He thinks the pinot has hints of earthworms and weevils. | 1.3185 | 0.05034 | 157 | 121 | 22 | 14 |
1790 | I think I prefer the grasshopper. | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
1791 | Yes, I agree; biodiversity is paramount. | 1.3185 | 0.04431 | 157 | 114 | 36 | 7 |
1792 | But the sex is fantastic... isn't it, dear. | 1.3184 | 0.03916 | 179 | 127 | 47 | 5 |
1793 | Stop poking me already. You've GOT a drink! | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1794 | As long as we have enough wine our blood supply is safe. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1795 | Normally I expect you to have a bloody Mary, but I suppose Mary's not here tonight. | 1.3182 | 0.04017 | 198 | 145 | 43 | 10 |
1796 | I figured that as a blood-sucking insect, I would be right at home in Washington. | 1.3182 | 0.04705 | 176 | 135 | 26 | 15 |
1797 | Quinine? No, it's red wine. | 1.3182 | 0.04271 | 176 | 129 | 38 | 9 |
1798 | Meet Gregor. His world view is just infectious. | 1.3182 | 0.04265 | 198 | 149 | 35 | 14 |
1799 | Watch out for Mossy here - he always drinks someone under the table. | 1.3182 | 0.04635 | 176 | 134 | 28 | 14 |
1800 | I must say, you're looking quite sharp. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
1801 | I don't think these mind-bending, hallucinogenic drugs are all they're cracked up to be, are they, Eric?" | 1.3179 | 0.04249 | 195 | 146 | 36 | 13 |
1802 | John and Sylvia, I'd like you to meet Fred, my proctologist. | 1.3179 | 0.04763 | 173 | 133 | 25 | 15 |
1803 | Jeremy is always looking for fresh blood. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
1804 | Rodney says giving up blood for Pinot Noir has been awesome. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
1805 | Global warming has affected our local mosquito population. | 1.3179 | 0.05093 | 151 | 116 | 22 | 13 |
1806 | This guy sucks at parties. | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
1807 | Do you have any O negative? It’s my guilty pleasure! | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
1808 | Interesting tidbit: Becky here just copulated with and disposed of her partner in the parlor ten minutes ago. | 1.3177 | 0.04357 | 192 | 145 | 33 | 14 |
1809 | Did you hear about the incident at the blood drive? | 1.3177 | 0.04099 | 192 | 141 | 41 | 10 |
1810 | Lawyers. Amiright? | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
1811 | We were just saying that it is not only the Shiraz that has fine legs. | 1.3176 | 0.04677 | 170 | 129 | 28 | 13 |
1812 | A,B,O... it all tastes the same to me. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
1813 | So, you’re claim is that you’re more highly evolved because your species banned straws so long ago? | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
1814 | You seem really buzzed. | 1.3174 | 0.04736 | 167 | 127 | 27 | 13 |
1815 | Sometimes I think that we opened up our membership a bit too much! | 1.3172 | 0.04116 | 186 | 136 | 41 | 9 |
1816 | He always gets right to the point. | 1.3172 | 0.04116 | 186 | 136 | 41 | 9 |
1817 | Larry, would you say this metamorphosis has given you new perspective? | 1.3172 | 0.04322 | 186 | 139 | 35 | 12 |
1818 | So, who's in your Bloody Mary? | 1.3171 | 0.04557 | 164 | 122 | 32 | 10 |
1819 | Skeeter, this is Norm and Sue. They are both O Positive, so be nice! | 1.3171 | 0.05099 | 164 | 129 | 18 | 17 |
1820 | And this is Sam, who prefers O-positive over the pinot noir varietal. | 1.3171 | 0.04390 | 164 | 120 | 36 | 8 |
1821 | So you're on the fast track to CEO of a Big Pharma firm. | 1.3169 | 0.04637 | 183 | 141 | 26 | 16 |
1822 | We've just been itching to have you at one of our weekly shindigs. | 1.3169 | 0.04231 | 183 | 135 | 38 | 10 |
1823 | Yes, they're humans. I'm allowed to have human friends too. | 1.3169 | 0.04301 | 183 | 136 | 36 | 11 |
1824 | Sure I’ll take that but you need to know ahead of time that I’m not your blood type. | 1.3169 | 0.04231 | 183 | 135 | 38 | 10 |
1825 | Jim, Sally- I'd like you to meet our new neighbor, Mr. Vector Bourne. | 1.3168 | 0.04354 | 161 | 117 | 37 | 7 |
1826 | No, actually I’m not having a Stinger. Why do you ask? | 1.3168 | 0.04614 | 161 | 120 | 31 | 10 |
1827 | Red? | 1.3167 | 0.04277 | 180 | 133 | 37 | 10 |
1828 | I see your point! | 1.3167 | 0.04204 | 180 | 132 | 39 | 9 |
1829 | No, where are you "really" from? | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
1830 | My WASP friend I was telling you about? | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
1831 | Remember when Grasshoppers were all the rage? | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
1832 | I always take my quinine with gin, too | 1.3161 | 0.04822 | 155 | 117 | 27 | 11 |
1833 | A Straw? Really? | 1.3161 | 0.04524 | 174 | 131 | 31 | 12 |
1834 | And this is Dr. Mosca, the Hematologist I was telling you about. | 1.3161 | 0.04375 | 174 | 129 | 35 | 10 |
1835 | I said Bloody Mary, not blood of Mary. | 1.3161 | 0.04669 | 174 | 133 | 27 | 14 |
1836 | Say, let's get Bill's opinion on this whole GMO thing. | 1.3161 | 0.04298 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
1837 | He prefers Bloody Marys. | 1.3161 | 0.04669 | 174 | 133 | 27 | 14 |
1838 | Your family is from Three Mile Island, isn't that right? | 1.3161 | 0.04338 | 193 | 146 | 33 | 14 |
1839 | He makes the best Bloody Mary's | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
1840 | This is Spike, he's my love bug. | 1.3158 | 0.04798 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
1841 | What do you mean, "it tastes of DDT"? | 1.3158 | 0.04727 | 171 | 131 | 26 | 14 |
1842 | Guys, I’d like you to meet Ms. Quitto | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1843 | Symptoms of Upper West Side Nile are very different. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1844 | This is Clark, he just returned from west of the Nile. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1845 | He really sucks the energy out of every conversation... | 1.3158 | 0.04579 | 171 | 129 | 30 | 12 |
1846 | Lisa couldn't come. Turns out she's carrying malaria. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
1847 | Marge, Bill, I’d like you to meet Buzz | 1.3158 | 0.04653 | 171 | 130 | 28 | 13 |
1848 | No, Kyle, I'm sure we met in West, not East Nile. | 1.3158 | 0.04799 | 171 | 132 | 24 | 15 |
1849 | You say you prefer Bloody Marys? | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
1850 | So we've jumped on the Malbec bandwagon with all twelve feet, have we? | 1.3155 | 0.03881 | 187 | 134 | 47 | 6 |
1851 | Fred was just telling me about his trip back from the Nile. | 1.3155 | 0.04235 | 187 | 139 | 37 | 11 |
1852 | What, exactly, is your point? | 1.3155 | 0.04369 | 187 | 141 | 33 | 13 |
1853 | Yes, I know you wanted a grasshopper, but I think you'll like the merlot. | 1.3155 | 0.04399 | 168 | 124 | 35 | 9 |
1854 | He just has such a wonderful thirst for life. | 1.3155 | 0.04558 | 168 | 126 | 31 | 11 |
1855 | I prefer Martinis to Stingers. | 1.3155 | 0.04712 | 168 | 128 | 27 | 13 |
1856 | Clearly he hasn't drained the swamp. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
1857 | He calls it a "Cabernet Positive". | 1.3152 | 0.04550 | 184 | 141 | 28 | 15 |
1858 | You said you’d behave if I gave you a Bloody Mary. | 1.3152 | 0.04282 | 165 | 120 | 38 | 7 |
1859 | Why do they keeping asking me if I'm drinking grasshoppers? | 1.3152 | 0.04614 | 165 | 124 | 30 | 11 |
1860 | Freshen your AB negative? | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
1861 | Yes I know, your life really sucks! | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
1862 | It's a citronella infusion. We want you to go away. | 1.3149 | 0.04468 | 181 | 137 | 31 | 13 |
1863 | Well, here's to mutual coexistance | 1.3149 | 0.04035 | 181 | 131 | 43 | 7 |
1864 | Well, it just rained and it’s getting dark. Gosh, am I thirsty! | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
1865 | I think you'll find it bold and full-bodied -- it's A Positive. | 1.3147 | 0.04593 | 143 | 104 | 33 | 6 |
1866 | Here...let me get you a beaker. | 1.3146 | 0.04305 | 178 | 132 | 36 | 10 |
1867 | Well, that makes two of us. I can‘t sleep at night either. | 1.3146 | 0.04305 | 178 | 132 | 36 | 10 |
1868 | This moscato is just lovely | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
1869 | We're not always a nuisance at parties. | 1.3145 | 0.04384 | 159 | 116 | 36 | 7 |
1870 | Hatched out in June. And Look! Already so grown up. | 1.3145 | 0.04292 | 159 | 115 | 38 | 6 |
1871 | You have a point there | 1.3145 | 0.04384 | 159 | 116 | 36 | 7 |
1872 | The Bloody Mary is his favorite. | 1.3145 | 0.04474 | 159 | 117 | 34 | 8 |
1873 | Relax. In our firm, you don't have to be bloodthirsty after five. | 1.3144 | 0.04256 | 194 | 146 | 35 | 13 |
1874 | She's good company as long as her glass is full. | 1.3144 | 0.03997 | 194 | 142 | 43 | 9 |
1875 | Another Bloody Mary, Dan? | 1.3143 | 0.04428 | 175 | 131 | 33 | 11 |
1876 | I should warn you it is stronger than bug juice. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
1877 | So what is it you did in Egypt? | 1.3143 | 0.04200 | 175 | 128 | 39 | 8 |
1878 | As you can see, my marriage is a literal nightmare. | 1.3143 | 0.04428 | 175 | 131 | 33 | 11 |
1879 | Hope red wine is ok, someone drank all the bloody marys. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
1880 | Meet Ano! She has 150 children and lives in the bungalow next to the wetlands. | 1.3141 | 0.04620 | 156 | 116 | 31 | 9 |
1881 | Believe me, after a couple, you don't even feel it. | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
1882 | With the gradual eradication of the enopheles mosquito, survivors lobbied financiers to develop a convenient method of drinking wine direct from a glass instead of the human vein which was inefficient and often dangerous. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1883 | It’s a vintage red from the upper region. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1884 | What would you rather drink? | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1885 | Please keep your blood alcohol down - I need to fly tonight. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1886 | Did you want a stinger? | 1.3138 | 0.04349 | 188 | 142 | 33 | 13 |
1887 | People try to swat Jared after he's had a couple, too. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
1888 | Oh I'm sorry, you said you wanted a bloody Mary. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
1889 | ‘...and then I said to her, ‘Oh yeah? Bite me!’ .’ -caption by Annie Phaosawasdi | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
1890 | No offense, but everyone refers to lawyers as bloodsuckers. | 1.3136 | 0.04762 | 169 | 130 | 25 | 14 |
1891 | This is Mo. She's never invited, but she keeps showing up anyway. | 1.3136 | 0.04534 | 169 | 127 | 31 | 11 |
1892 | No, that's not a Bloody Mary that I'm drinking. Why does everyone ask me that? | 1.3136 | 0.04612 | 169 | 128 | 29 | 12 |
1893 | Well, I think you've got a point. | 1.3136 | 0.04612 | 169 | 128 | 29 | 12 |
1894 | And some, I assume, are good people. | 1.3136 | 0.04687 | 169 | 129 | 27 | 13 |
1895 | How’s the red? | 1.3135 | 0.04397 | 185 | 140 | 32 | 13 |
1896 | She spent a summer fighting Malaria in the Congo and came back a changed woman. | 1.3135 | 0.04121 | 185 | 136 | 40 | 9 |
1897 | I feel a little buzzed. | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
1898 | Interesting, so you say you can appreciate the bouquet better by drinking straight from the glass. | 1.3135 | 0.03902 | 185 | 133 | 46 | 6 |
1899 | I think you know these people already. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
1900 | And this is Mike He used to be in pesticides. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1901 | Of course we drink bloody Marys. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
1902 | I know, just a little buzz means I shouldn't drive. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1903 | This is Charlotte, our best web designer in the company. | 1.3133 | 0.04823 | 166 | 128 | 24 | 14 |
1904 | Bob Baker over there has a full-bodied, yet fruity, flavor. | 1.3133 | 0.04898 | 166 | 129 | 22 | 15 |
1905 | Henry, tell them about your new repellent idea. What was it called? Oh yes, ON. | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
1906 | Carl just passed the bar! | 1.3132 | 0.04378 | 182 | 137 | 33 | 12 |
1907 | So, uh, the bloody mary here isn't made with blood? | 1.3132 | 0.04308 | 182 | 136 | 35 | 11 |
1908 | I really don't think you need that extra buzz. | 1.3132 | 0.04237 | 182 | 135 | 37 | 10 |
1909 | No, seriously its tomato juice. | 1.3132 | 0.04308 | 182 | 136 | 35 | 11 |
1910 | Meet Buzz. | 1.3132 | 0.04308 | 182 | 136 | 35 | 11 |
1911 | You know how you get after the second Bloody Mary. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
1912 | I’d offer you a Bloody Mary, but she’s out of town this weekend. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 163 | 125 | 25 | 13 |
1913 | My friend here is partial to Reds. | 1.3128 | 0.04284 | 179 | 133 | 36 | 10 |
1914 | Sorry, I am o-negative. Thanks for asking. | 1.3128 | 0.04357 | 179 | 134 | 34 | 11 |
1915 | So, who’s blood is sweeter? | 1.3125 | 0.04530 | 192 | 149 | 26 | 17 |
1916 | Turns out Jim here is the only one who's not a bloodsucking attorney. Being male, he actually prefers flower nectar. | 1.3125 | 0.04552 | 176 | 134 | 29 | 13 |
1917 | Karl has a really good point... | 1.3125 | 0.04537 | 160 | 119 | 32 | 9 |
1918 | I'm glad the wine is pesticide-free! | 1.3125 | 0.04257 | 176 | 130 | 37 | 9 |
1919 | Another Bloody Mary I presume | 1.3125 | 0.04707 | 160 | 121 | 28 | 11 |
1920 | I don't know about you but these parties just suck the life out of me! | 1.3125 | 0.04623 | 160 | 120 | 30 | 10 |
1921 | May I introduce , ahh , I don't believe I told you both what exactly happened when our screen door was damaged . | 1.3125 | 0.04332 | 176 | 131 | 35 | 10 |
1922 | This wine sucks | 1.3125 | 0.04790 | 160 | 122 | 26 | 12 |
1923 | Bill and Madeleine, this is the nameless bird that chooses the most obvious and least creative New Yorker cartoon caption contest winners. | 1.3125 | 0.04872 | 160 | 123 | 24 | 13 |
1924 | I think we ALL get the point | 1.3125 | 0.04101 | 176 | 128 | 41 | 7 |
1925 | We love having you at our parties, Stan! You're always O so Positive. | 1.3122 | 0.04060 | 189 | 139 | 41 | 9 |
1926 | ...and Edna here parleyed her strengths to become an ace phelobotimist... | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
1927 | Reggie told me with complete sincerity that he is NOT a mosquito, and I believe him. Besides, how many mosquitoes do you know that drink Merlot? | 1.3121 | 0.04226 | 173 | 127 | 38 | 8 |
1928 | I, myself, have always been partial to stingers. | 1.3121 | 0.04607 | 173 | 132 | 28 | 13 |
1929 | I'm afraid to ask what you're drinking... | 1.3121 | 0.04413 | 157 | 115 | 35 | 7 |
1930 | Don't worry darling. What I said was, the cocktails are made with citron flavored vodka, not citronella. | 1.3118 | 0.04103 | 186 | 137 | 40 | 9 |
1931 | The Type O Negative came highly recommended. | 1.3118 | 0.04103 | 186 | 137 | 40 | 9 |
1932 | For the last time, BUZZ OFF! | 1.3118 | 0.04572 | 186 | 144 | 26 | 16 |
1933 | Speaking of anti-vaxers, Skeeter here has something to inject into the conversation. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1934 | Over the years I have learned that inviting the annoying neighbors to the party ultimately makes for a better party. | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1935 | Oh, don't mind Maurice, he likes to get under your skin... | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1936 | His Grasshopper isn't that great, but he makes a mean Stinger. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
1937 | He's a lot of fun at parties but the TSA isn't buying that he's my support animal. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1938 | Actually it's a blood orange martini....I think you'd like it. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
1939 | So you're what all the buzz is about. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
1940 | So Mark, how do you like working for the IRS? | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
1941 | It's always the red with you | 1.3117 | 0.04468 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
1942 | Vivian never learned to screen her party guests. | 1.3117 | 0.04745 | 154 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
1943 | So what's your point? | 1.3115 | 0.04426 | 183 | 139 | 31 | 13 |
1944 | It's an open bar, so drink up everyone! Well, everyone except you Frank. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
1945 | I love him at home, but he really bugs me at parties. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
1946 | I'd like to introduce you to some new blood. | 1.3114 | 0.04153 | 167 | 121 | 40 | 6 |
1947 | How about a bite to go with your wine? | 1.3114 | 0.04153 | 167 | 121 | 40 | 6 |
1948 | What’s your point? | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
1949 | Mark and Karen, this is Stephanie, she also works in public health. | 1.3114 | 0.04323 | 167 | 123 | 36 | 8 |
1950 | What do you call a diet of only lichen and fat? The moss-keto! | 1.3114 | 0.04566 | 167 | 126 | 30 | 11 |
1951 | No, no it's all right...some of my best friends are needle-nosed bloodsucking bags of pestilence, see, I'm a lawyer. | 1.3114 | 0.04406 | 167 | 124 | 34 | 9 |
1952 | Harold was just saying that he thinks long sleeves are gauche. | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
1953 | And this is Bob, our neighbor from the attic. | 1.3111 | 0.03962 | 180 | 130 | 44 | 6 |
1954 | Gregor here is fresh from Jupiter, Florida, where he masterminded quite a sting operation.” | 1.3111 | 0.04040 | 180 | 131 | 42 | 7 |
1955 | You are welcome, but we would appreciate a list of your previous hosts. | 1.3111 | 0.04040 | 180 | 131 | 42 | 7 |
1956 | And this is my doctoral thesis. | 1.3111 | 0.04264 | 180 | 134 | 36 | 10 |
1957 | I guess Bob's personality wasn't repellent enough. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1958 | Wouldn't you rather have a Bloody Mary? | 1.3110 | 0.04704 | 164 | 125 | 27 | 12 |
1959 | I'll take a Bloody Mary over a gin and tonic every time. | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1960 | If you're looking for a divorce lawyer, Harvey's your man. | 1.3110 | 0.04704 | 164 | 125 | 27 | 12 |
1961 | I asked for another stinger | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1962 | Oh! Steve and Amy are CPAs, too! | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1963 | Of course, I can get you a Bloody Mary instead | 1.3109 | 0.04002 | 193 | 142 | 42 | 9 |
1964 | And, as requested, one Bloody Mary. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
1965 | You're creating quite a buzz these days. | 1.3107 | 0.04458 | 177 | 134 | 31 | 12 |
1966 | Until the fifth one, you felt perfectly normal? | 1.3107 | 0.04236 | 177 | 131 | 37 | 9 |
1967 | Come meet Dave and Jillian, honey.They were just about to tell me about their very first camping trip. | 1.3107 | 0.04236 | 177 | 131 | 37 | 9 |
1968 | And this is Zoe, our lovely foreign exchange student. | 1.3107 | 0.04236 | 177 | 131 | 37 | 9 |
1969 | Something tells me that's not red wine | 1.3107 | 0.04458 | 177 | 134 | 31 | 12 |
1970 | So, you're on a Mosq-Keto diet? | 1.3107 | 0.04529 | 177 | 135 | 29 | 13 |
1971 | What a surprise! I had assumed you would order a bloody Mary. | 1.3107 | 0.04236 | 177 | 131 | 37 | 9 |
1972 | An exquisite nose - and the wine's ok too | 1.3106 | 0.04247 | 161 | 117 | 38 | 6 |
1973 | Our guest is a hematologist. | 1.3106 | 0.05003 | 161 | 126 | 20 | 15 |
1974 | Jerry used to work in accounting, too. | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1975 | Why the long face? | 1.3105 | 0.04244 | 190 | 143 | 35 | 12 |
1976 | I think you might have met the Henderson’s before ... just before they got dengue last summer? | 1.3103 | 0.04361 | 174 | 130 | 34 | 10 |
1977 | It is only the females of his species that drink blood, he is a scotch man. | 1.3103 | 0.04361 | 174 | 130 | 34 | 10 |
1978 | Ms. Kito here was just telling me how much she enjoys your water features in your back yard. | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
1979 | This is Malaria. She's visiting from West Nile. | 1.3103 | 0.04361 | 174 | 130 | 34 | 10 |
1980 | If that Bloody Mary is not to your liking, I can get you something else. | 1.3103 | 0.04045 | 174 | 126 | 42 | 6 |
1981 | Yes, we've met before. Many times. | 1.3102 | 0.04154 | 187 | 139 | 38 | 10 |
1982 | It’s B+, we’re out of O- | 1.3101 | 0.04910 | 158 | 122 | 23 | 13 |
1983 | It's a glass of our house red; it's sort of our little joke. | 1.3101 | 0.04570 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
1984 | He appreciates my A-positive outlook. | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
1985 | You are going to absolutely love it...just "B-Positive" | 1.3099 | 0.04333 | 171 | 127 | 35 | 9 |
1986 | Such a connoisseur . . . . . a glass of A-B negative. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
1987 | I'm going to freshen everyone's drink. Let me guess. You got the bloody mary? | 1.3099 | 0.04600 | 142 | 104 | 32 | 6 |
1988 | We're talking here. Buzz off. | 1.3098 | 0.04198 | 184 | 137 | 37 | 10 |
1989 | The males feed on nectar. He only bites me for pleasure. | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
1990 | I see you prefer red. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1991 | He was just explaining how this was the best Westminster Dog show ever | 1.3096 | 0.04138 | 197 | 148 | 37 | 12 |
1992 | We met by a still pond at an Anti-Vaxxer's rally. | 1.3095 | 0.04218 | 168 | 123 | 38 | 7 |
1993 | Don't worry, I'm not interested in your type. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
1994 | I saw you from the wall and simply had to say hello. | 1.3095 | 0.04543 | 168 | 127 | 30 | 11 |
1995 | Another bloody mary? Haven't you had enough? | 1.3095 | 0.04218 | 168 | 123 | 38 | 7 |
1996 | You went with white, huh? That's an unexpected choice. | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
1997 | I started with just a sip, too. | 1.3095 | 0.04132 | 168 | 122 | 40 | 6 |
1998 | Okay, who's not really here? You or us? | 1.3094 | 0.04315 | 181 | 136 | 34 | 11 |
1999 | Well we don't care for blue bloods either. | 1.3094 | 0.04244 | 181 | 135 | 36 | 10 |
2000 | Your new wine has an earthy tone with a hint of Carol | 1.3093 | 0.04181 | 194 | 146 | 36 | 12 |
2001 | No more wine. You look a little buzzed. | 1.3092 | 0.04301 | 152 | 110 | 37 | 5 |
2002 | 'You must like mojitos then' | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
2003 | Meet Mr. Johnson from the legal department. | 1.3091 | 0.04679 | 165 | 126 | 27 | 12 |
2004 | This is Mr. Nile. Wes, isn't it? | 1.3091 | 0.04435 | 165 | 123 | 33 | 9 |
2005 | Hey, Franz . . . congratulations on selling METAMORPHOSIS to Warner Brothers! | 1.3090 | 0.04577 | 178 | 137 | 27 | 14 |
2006 | I asked the bartender to make me a stinger | 1.3090 | 0.04291 | 178 | 133 | 35 | 10 |
2007 | Buzz, meet Joe and Laura who are O negative! | 1.3089 | 0.04225 | 191 | 144 | 35 | 12 |
2008 | This is our lawyer. He is quite the bloodsucker! | 1.3089 | 0.04159 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 11 |
2009 | He makes the best mosqjitos | 1.3087 | 0.04557 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
2010 | Those senators are real bloodsu—I mean, well, they're..." | 1.3086 | 0.04657 | 162 | 123 | 28 | 11 |
2011 | No, just Mary. | 1.3086 | 0.04315 | 162 | 119 | 36 | 7 |
2012 | Edith has taken transitioning to the next level. | 1.3086 | 0.04657 | 162 | 123 | 28 | 11 |
2013 | May I interest you in a Bloody Mary? | 1.3086 | 0.04657 | 162 | 123 | 28 | 11 |
2014 | I said I'd like you to meet, not deet my new friend." | 1.3086 | 0.04739 | 162 | 124 | 26 | 12 |
2015 | You're right. A bloody mary does give the best buzz. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
2016 | We were warned about their size before we left the states, but I honestly had no idea... | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
2017 | These are my very good friends, John and Debra. They're exterminators. Wait... scratch that. | 1.3086 | 0.04739 | 162 | 124 | 26 | 12 |
2018 | What's your favorite type? | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
2019 | So, you're Type A you say? | 1.3086 | 0.04414 | 175 | 132 | 32 | 11 |
2020 | Is that a real Bloody Mary? | 1.3086 | 0.04561 | 175 | 134 | 28 | 13 |
2021 | She's wondering if we could make her a bloody mary. | 1.3086 | 0.04561 | 175 | 134 | 28 | 13 |
2022 | Sorry, I'm a little buzzed. | 1.3086 | 0.04025 | 175 | 127 | 42 | 6 |
2023 | I don’t suppose you’d like a straw? | 1.3085 | 0.04336 | 188 | 143 | 32 | 13 |
2024 | Yes, I did order the Bloody Mary. | 1.3085 | 0.04135 | 188 | 140 | 38 | 10 |
2025 | Wouldn’t you prefer a Bloody Mary instead? | 1.3085 | 0.04065 | 188 | 139 | 40 | 9 |
2026 | You’re so well-versed on the benefits of stagnant water. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
2027 | I guess I just assumed you'd be a red wine drinker - but I can get you a white if you'd prefer. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
2028 | Have you met the Harrisons? They're both rather rare types. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
2029 | Mosca here has just invited me for a stroll in the woods. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
2030 | People say Marvin is a parasitic freeloader, but I love my little blood sucker, don’t I Marv? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
2031 | I’m surprised you aren’t enjoying your usual stinger. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
2032 | You’re going to want to hear Mr. Squitoe’s biting commentary on West Nile Virus. | 1.3081 | 0.04389 | 172 | 129 | 33 | 10 |
2033 | It's 'Parasite Emeritus' now, isn't it? | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
2034 | Arnie, do you know the Finkels? They own the house with the garden you can't stop talking about. | 1.3081 | 0.04151 | 172 | 126 | 39 | 7 |
2035 | As they get older they switch to wine. | 1.3081 | 0.03962 | 185 | 135 | 43 | 7 |
2036 | Buzz is an architect who thinks windows shouldn't close. | 1.3081 | 0.04179 | 185 | 138 | 37 | 10 |
2037 | Is it true you only drink Bloody Marys? | 1.3081 | 0.04248 | 185 | 139 | 35 | 11 |
2038 | Watch your drinks, he likes to sample. | 1.3081 | 0.04108 | 185 | 137 | 39 | 9 |
2039 | Well, yes, we all enjoy outdoor activities. Can we talk about something else now? | 1.3081 | 0.04317 | 185 | 140 | 33 | 12 |
2040 | I appreciate the gesture, but glasses just don't work for me. | 1.3081 | 0.04248 | 185 | 139 | 35 | 11 |
2041 | And this is my finest installation. I call it Pinot Mosquito. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 156 | 120 | 24 | 12 |
2042 | My guest has a minuscule carbon footprint and never uses a plastic straw. | 1.3077 | 0.04077 | 182 | 134 | 40 | 8 |
2043 | In blood, I prefer red, but in wine I’d really prefer moscato. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
2044 | Frank, this is an intervention. | 1.3077 | 0.04865 | 156 | 120 | 24 | 12 |
2045 | I know it's hard meeting new people -- just think of me as the vector. | 1.3077 | 0.04502 | 182 | 140 | 28 | 14 |
2046 | "That '99 Lafite-Rothschild is arguably less metallic yet just as rare as AB-negative." | 1.3077 | 0.04112 | 169 | 123 | 40 | 6 |
2047 | Maybe they just like vodka stingers....not everything is about you. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
2048 | This is Larry, he’s also in healthcare. | 1.3073 | 0.04074 | 192 | 143 | 39 | 10 |
2049 | And Margaret, I know you enjoy those fuller-bodied reds. | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
2050 | It's his own concoction. He calls it The Stinger | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
2051 | We were talking about climate change..... | 1.3073 | 0.04121 | 179 | 132 | 39 | 8 |
2052 | I’m starting to feel a bit buzzed. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
2053 | Please, let's be cordial. No stinging or biting comments. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
2054 | And this is Skeeter--he brought the nice red you're enjoying. | 1.3072 | 0.04884 | 166 | 130 | 21 | 15 |
2055 | Another one––O-positive? | 1.3072 | 0.04654 | 166 | 127 | 27 | 12 |
2056 | Don't you usually invite yourself to picnics? | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
2057 | Just one drink gets him buzzed. | 1.3072 | 0.04732 | 166 | 128 | 25 | 13 |
2058 | And Kevin here is with Goldman. | 1.3072 | 0.05018 | 153 | 119 | 21 | 13 |
2059 | Type O- has way less carbs...and way less taste | 1.3072 | 0.04663 | 153 | 115 | 29 | 9 |
2060 | ...and this is Kyle. He's new to the Condo Association; he's got some interesting opinions sregarding genetic testing. | 1.3072 | 0.04844 | 153 | 117 | 25 | 11 |
2061 | This is David's old fraternity brother, Skeeter Pierce. | 1.3072 | 0.04754 | 153 | 116 | 27 | 10 |
2062 | Let’s toast to inclusion! | 1.3069 | 0.04047 | 189 | 140 | 40 | 9 |
2063 | She really enjoys her vodka stingers. | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
2064 | You remember my ex-husband... | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
2065 | ...and this is Tom. He’s only in town for a couple of days. | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
2066 | Madam, you ordered a stinger? | 1.3068 | 0.04242 | 176 | 131 | 36 | 9 |
2067 | Thanks but I ordered the Vodka Stinger | 1.3068 | 0.04086 | 176 | 129 | 40 | 7 |
2068 | Stop bugging me about donating to the company's blood drive. | 1.3068 | 0.04318 | 176 | 132 | 34 | 10 |
2069 | I usually like a drier red. | 1.3067 | 0.04204 | 163 | 119 | 38 | 6 |
2070 | You sir, have become a viral sensation. | 1.3067 | 0.04293 | 163 | 120 | 36 | 7 |
2071 | Perhaps you might tell the Wilsons how you got your start in arbitrage. | 1.3067 | 0.04432 | 150 | 110 | 34 | 6 |
2072 | This is Burt. He’s in research. | 1.3065 | 0.04089 | 186 | 138 | 39 | 9 |
2073 | Do the thing with the drink for the Andersons. | 1.3064 | 0.04368 | 173 | 130 | 33 | 10 |
2074 | Guard your olives. He has a nose for them. | 1.3064 | 0.04665 | 173 | 134 | 25 | 14 |
2075 | Have you met my friend Mo? He makes one helluva stinger! | 1.3062 | 0.04691 | 160 | 122 | 27 | 11 |
2076 | I thought were out of red wine, honey... Where'd you find that? | 1.3062 | 0.04607 | 160 | 121 | 29 | 10 |
2077 | It's Type O with just a drop of gin. | 1.3061 | 0.04016 | 196 | 146 | 40 | 10 |
2078 | It's his own special blend of O-positive and B-negative with a touch of bitters. | 1.3060 | 0.04204 | 183 | 137 | 36 | 10 |
2079 | My dream guy, he can pull corks all day long. | 1.3060 | 0.03908 | 183 | 133 | 44 | 6 |
2080 | We are dying to see how you drink your wine. | 1.3059 | 0.04258 | 170 | 126 | 36 | 8 |
2081 | Please don't ask, yes, I am drinking a Stinger. | 1.3059 | 0.04419 | 170 | 128 | 32 | 10 |
2082 | Would you prefer a Bloody Mary, Ms Zika? | 1.3059 | 0.04649 | 170 | 131 | 26 | 13 |
2083 | So what's the buzz? | 1.3059 | 0.04419 | 170 | 128 | 32 | 10 |
2084 | He had me at malaria. | 1.3059 | 0.04419 | 170 | 128 | 32 | 10 |
2085 | Zika here is this year's winner of the annual CDC stumper contest. | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
2086 | Are you drinking type "A" or"O Negative?" | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
2087 | Give it a shot! It turns into blood for the Catholics | 1.3057 | 0.04498 | 193 | 151 | 25 | 17 |
2088 | Would you like a straw? | 1.3056 | 0.04176 | 180 | 134 | 37 | 9 |
2089 | I'm told there's one born every minute. | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
2090 | This is my husband Roland. He's just not himself when he drinks alcohol. | 1.3056 | 0.04250 | 180 | 135 | 35 | 10 |
2091 | And you guys know Malaria, right? | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
2092 | And this is my boyfriend who I met at a picnic last summer. | 1.3054 | 0.04630 | 167 | 128 | 27 | 12 |
2093 | This is Skeeter and that is not a red wine | 1.3053 | 0.04165 | 190 | 143 | 36 | 11 |
2094 | You always seem to have a little buzz. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
2095 | It's vintage AB Positive. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
2096 | We all love you Claudia...we are just concerned with the lengths you are willing to go to remain thin. | 1.3051 | 0.04067 | 177 | 130 | 40 | 7 |
2097 | Yes, my name is Mary. Why do you ask? | 1.3051 | 0.04222 | 177 | 132 | 36 | 9 |
2098 | Let me guess. Not chilled. Not room temperature. I know. 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit? | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
2099 | Well that's interesting. Nat here, isn't a global warming denier, either. He's all in favor of it. | 1.3049 | 0.04182 | 164 | 120 | 38 | 6 |
2100 | Does that beak vibrate? Just asking for a friend... | 1.3049 | 0.04922 | 164 | 129 | 20 | 15 |
2101 | I said "Mosquito Coast," not mosquito toast! | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
2102 | Oh...and this is my friend Marvin. He's a lawyer. | 1.3049 | 0.04767 | 164 | 127 | 24 | 13 |
2103 | Zika? Is that like zinfandel? | 1.3049 | 0.04767 | 164 | 127 | 24 | 13 |
2104 | Personally I find you much more Kafkaesque than Rubenesque | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
2105 | And this is Mos, from Three Mile Island. | 1.3048 | 0.04409 | 187 | 144 | 29 | 14 |
2106 | Let me guess, you're in the student loan business. | 1.3046 | 0.04603 | 151 | 113 | 30 | 8 |
2107 | We were just talking about how you lucky you were to have a water birth. | 1.3046 | 0.04496 | 174 | 133 | 29 | 12 |
2108 | He says it's shakey on balance, lacks dept and screams for more platelets. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
2109 | No thank you, I don't need a straw. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
2110 | He’s new to the neighborhood but he’s already created quite a buzz. | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
2111 | This is my husband's divorce lawyer. I finally got my birthday wish. | 1.3046 | 0.04063 | 197 | 148 | 38 | 11 |
2112 | Dr. Skeeter was going to be a Hemotologist, for obvious reasons, so maybe ask him about why he decided on Psychiatry... | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
2113 | So you're having a stinger and not a martini? | 1.3043 | 0.04184 | 184 | 138 | 36 | 10 |
2114 | Well, if I'm going to have a blood-sucking boyfriend, he might as well look the part. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
2115 | We met on Tinder | 1.3043 | 0.04184 | 184 | 138 | 36 | 10 |
2116 | Funny, he only likes the reds. | 1.3041 | 0.04155 | 171 | 126 | 38 | 7 |
2117 | Rick, these are the Goldmans. They're entomologists. | 1.3041 | 0.04237 | 171 | 127 | 36 | 8 |
2118 | We met on a Single's Cruise in Belize | 1.3041 | 0.04396 | 171 | 129 | 32 | 10 |
2119 | I thought you'd enjoy it...jammy, with notes of iron and B12. | 1.3041 | 0.04396 | 171 | 129 | 32 | 10 |
2120 | I just assumed you wanted red... | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
2121 | ...And another Bloody Mary for you? | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
2122 | Harry, transmit to them what you were just telling me. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
2123 | Jane is on the misKeto diet. | 1.3039 | 0.04372 | 181 | 138 | 31 | 12 |
2124 | Are you more Type A, B, or AB? | 1.3038 | 0.04372 | 158 | 117 | 34 | 7 |
2125 | I told them you have a great nose for vintage | 1.3038 | 0.04553 | 158 | 119 | 30 | 9 |
2126 | The waiter goofed. Give me my Beaujolais, here's your Grasshopper. | 1.3038 | 0.04640 | 158 | 120 | 28 | 10 |
2127 | Oh, look. There goes your swarm. | 1.3037 | 0.04011 | 191 | 142 | 40 | 9 |
2128 | Harold here didn't vote, actually. | 1.3036 | 0.04285 | 168 | 125 | 35 | 8 |
2129 | He's a real fan of your Bloody Mary's. | 1.3036 | 0.04368 | 168 | 126 | 33 | 9 |
2130 | Bert is a wetlands consultant. He is outsized in his field. | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
2131 | Why don't you tell the Clarks how we met? It's the funniest story. | 1.3034 | 0.04125 | 178 | 132 | 38 | 8 |
2132 | The guy at the blood bank said this was a good year. | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
2133 | I understand you're A positive | 1.3034 | 0.04202 | 178 | 133 | 36 | 9 |
2134 | The next round of Grasshoppers is on me. | 1.3034 | 0.04202 | 178 | 133 | 36 | 9 |
2135 | She prefers an AB positive varietal | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
2136 | I just felt I had to do something for endangered species. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
2137 | That’s your fourth Bloody Mary since we got here. | 1.3032 | 0.04961 | 155 | 121 | 21 | 13 |
2138 | My friend Simon works on Wall Street. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
2139 | Who ordered the Grasshopper? | 1.3032 | 0.04121 | 188 | 141 | 37 | 10 |
2140 | Bob, right? | 1.3030 | 0.04663 | 165 | 127 | 26 | 12 |
2141 | 'It's fresh little number with a hint of AB negative' | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
2142 | Why Yes, I have traveled the Nile extensively! | 1.3030 | 0.04502 | 165 | 125 | 30 | 10 |
2143 | Oh! We were just talking about zika! | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
2144 | I’d like you to meet Bob. He’s had a bit of work done. | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
2145 | I know he sucks blood and carries disease, but he doesn't eat meat. | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
2146 | Don't you think you've had enough? | 1.3030 | 0.04045 | 198 | 149 | 38 | 11 |
2147 | What's your new position at the Red Cross again, Frank? | 1.3029 | 0.04325 | 175 | 132 | 33 | 10 |
2148 | Would you like that with a hemoglobin twist? | 1.3029 | 0.04400 | 175 | 133 | 31 | 11 |
2149 | Mines a Stinger. What are you drinking? | 1.3029 | 0.04325 | 175 | 132 | 33 | 10 |
2150 | That’s cool! A Bloody Mary made with real blood. | 1.3029 | 0.04248 | 175 | 131 | 35 | 9 |
2151 | Professor Snape says the antidote only works if you drink the whole glass. | 1.3027 | 0.04094 | 185 | 138 | 38 | 9 |
2152 | Sorry what's your name again? I'm better with faces. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
2153 | His new book challenges everything Darwin took to be true. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
2154 | They’re adults, Skeeter—they don’t want to “pull your stinger.” | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
2155 | So what made you move to the city? | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
2156 | It’s a Bloody Mary. | 1.3025 | 0.04723 | 162 | 125 | 25 | 12 |
2157 | Why yes, it does have a bit of a Type O bouquet. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
2158 | Of course not, I wouldn’t dare put on DEET for your party. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
2159 | You're the only one I know who puts actual blood in her bloody marys. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
2160 | Thanks, but I think I'll stick with alcohol. | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
2161 | Our eyes locked in that Belizean rain forest and we haven't spent a day apart since. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
2162 | I am sorry but I always order grasshoppers | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
2163 | You know, a chaser should take the sting out of it | 1.3022 | 0.04281 | 182 | 138 | 33 | 11 |
2164 | This is Pam, she works at a blood bank. | 1.3022 | 0.04281 | 182 | 138 | 33 | 11 |
2165 | Eye candy he's not; but he sure knows how to use that beak of his. | 1.3022 | 0.04352 | 182 | 139 | 31 | 12 |
2166 | George only drinks red. | 1.3022 | 0.03988 | 182 | 134 | 41 | 7 |
2167 | Ted and Alice, I'd like to introduce you to my nightmare." | 1.3022 | 0.04063 | 182 | 135 | 39 | 8 |
2168 | ...and he has a Type A personality. | 1.3022 | 0.04210 | 182 | 137 | 35 | 10 |
2169 | So Glad you could come. Let me introduce you to my husband President trumps new legal counsel | 1.3020 | 0.04733 | 149 | 113 | 27 | 9 |
2170 | The whole Zika thing really is a hoax. | 1.3019 | 0.04528 | 159 | 120 | 30 | 9 |
2171 | We wanted to get to know them better before we exterminate. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
2172 | No, I think the main course is someone else later. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
2173 | You need to meet the Richardsons, they have a lawn flamingo. | 1.3018 | 0.04345 | 169 | 127 | 33 | 9 |
2174 | Our summer guest is particularly fond of a Bloody Mary. | 1.3018 | 0.04505 | 169 | 129 | 29 | 11 |
2175 | Raised her from a larva. Unfortunately, she’s still nursing | 1.3018 | 0.04426 | 169 | 128 | 31 | 10 |
2176 | We are out of red already? | 1.3018 | 0.04426 | 169 | 128 | 31 | 10 |
2177 | He came with the house and loves wine.That's all I know. | 1.3018 | 0.04345 | 169 | 127 | 33 | 9 |
2178 | They're a really sweet couple. | 1.3018 | 0.04095 | 169 | 124 | 39 | 6 |
2179 | So, when did you start practicing law? | 1.3017 | 0.04472 | 179 | 138 | 28 | 13 |
2180 | And that's when we decided to switch to non-GMO wine | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
2181 | Please help yourself to a bite to eat. | 1.3017 | 0.04256 | 179 | 135 | 34 | 10 |
2182 | There was a radiation problem with the zapper. | 1.3016 | 0.04103 | 189 | 142 | 37 | 10 |
2183 | And this is Professor Farnsworth—he specializes in genetically modified organisms. | 1.3016 | 0.04238 | 189 | 144 | 33 | 12 |
2184 | And this is my landlord... I was just telling them what a bloodsucker you are | 1.3015 | 0.04027 | 199 | 150 | 38 | 11 |
2185 | Yes, I'll have another Bloody Mary, bless her heart. | 1.3014 | 0.04896 | 146 | 112 | 24 | 10 |
2186 | Do you detect a hlnt of O-neg? | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
2187 | BuzzFeed seems like the perfect fit for you. | 1.3012 | 0.04396 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
2188 | He has a bit of a 'Type A' personality, but he's not so bad when you get to know him. | 1.3012 | 0.04051 | 166 | 121 | 40 | 5 |
2189 | Jim prefers a full bodied red, but I'm a martini gal | 1.3011 | 0.04303 | 176 | 133 | 33 | 10 |
2190 | No! You may not have my olive. | 1.3011 | 0.04378 | 176 | 134 | 31 | 11 |
2191 | He keeps hitting on me and he is really beginning to bug me. | 1.3011 | 0.04303 | 176 | 133 | 33 | 10 |
2192 | Me? I'm in malaria parasite genome research. | 1.3011 | 0.04215 | 186 | 141 | 34 | 11 |
2193 | Skeet, I'd like you to meet Joe O'Positive and Nancy A'Negative. | 1.3011 | 0.03930 | 186 | 137 | 42 | 7 |
2194 | Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a Bloody Mary? | 1.3011 | 0.04417 | 186 | 144 | 28 | 14 |
2195 | When I first met Mo, I thought he was just a little bloodsucking bastard. But over time, as you can see, he really started to grow on me. | 1.3010 | 0.04068 | 196 | 148 | 37 | 11 |
2196 | This is Mo, remember meeting his great-great-great grandpa a couple weeks back? | 1.3010 | 0.03993 | 206 | 156 | 38 | 12 |
2197 | She makes the best Bloody Marys ever! | 1.3007 | 0.04552 | 143 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
2198 | ... she's in town for a couple of weeks this summer and was wondering if there are any openings in your building. | 1.3006 | 0.04449 | 163 | 123 | 31 | 9 |
2199 | I pegged you as more of a Bloody Mary kind of guy. | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
2200 | This is my son, Victor. He's studying to be a phlebotomist. | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
2201 | I always wondered what you did after dusk. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
2202 | What a coincidence! I used to have a dog named Skeeter. | 1.3006 | 0.03948 | 173 | 126 | 42 | 5 |
2203 | Are you enjoying the Merlot positive? | 1.3005 | 0.04467 | 183 | 142 | 27 | 14 |
2204 | Sarah, what do you think about the Anti-Vax movement? | 1.3005 | 0.04118 | 183 | 137 | 37 | 9 |
2205 | ...and Harold here brought the Red. | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
2206 | And these are my other blood-sucking pests. | 1.3005 | 0.04364 | 193 | 150 | 28 | 15 |
2207 | I'd rather a Grasshopper if you can make one. | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
2208 | So, how long have you worked in phlebotomy? | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
2209 | So you know Tom and Julie from Florida? | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
2210 | Oh, hi dear. I was just telling Carl and Joan here about your amazing Bloody Marys! | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
2211 | This bottle is an "Off - Deep Woods" from 2014. | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
2212 | I meant to order a tall Mojito! | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
2213 | Steve, Gale, this is Experiment #437. | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
2214 | I thought the food was repellent. | 1.3000 | 0.04086 | 180 | 134 | 38 | 8 |
2215 | Burgundy is his second favorite beverage. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
2216 | Meet Skeeter he will preform a sobriety blood test on all guest before they leave. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
2217 | No Stinger, thanks. I'm having a Manhattan. | 1.3000 | 0.04323 | 170 | 128 | 33 | 9 |
2218 | I just knew you were going to get a Bloody Mary! | 1.2995 | 0.03985 | 197 | 148 | 39 | 10 |
2219 | Ab negative, I trust? | 1.2995 | 0.04264 | 187 | 143 | 32 | 12 |
2220 | Perhaps we all don't see eye to eye, but your point is indisputable. | 1.2995 | 0.04196 | 187 | 142 | 34 | 11 |
2221 | Meet our new pest" | 1.2995 | 0.03838 | 187 | 137 | 44 | 6 |
2222 | Oh my, that certainly is a large family. | 1.2994 | 0.04207 | 177 | 133 | 35 | 9 |
2223 | If he drinks anything stronger than beaujolais, he can't fly, | 1.2994 | 0.04357 | 177 | 135 | 31 | 11 |
2224 | My doctor says merlot is a healthy alternative. | 1.2994 | 0.04374 | 167 | 126 | 32 | 9 |
2225 | Mine has an aroma of ripe pear, orange blossom, and honeysuckle; how's your O positive? | 1.2994 | 0.04290 | 167 | 125 | 34 | 8 |
2226 | You know, Phillip brings his work home from the lab. | 1.2994 | 0.04187 | 157 | 115 | 37 | 5 |
2227 | Wait until you hear his story -- it's positively Kafkaesque. | 1.2993 | 0.04671 | 147 | 111 | 28 | 8 |
2228 | Typical stereotypes, I asked for a white. | 1.2990 | 0.04075 | 204 | 156 | 35 | 13 |
2229 | Yes, that was a good year for blood. | 1.2990 | 0.04091 | 194 | 147 | 36 | 11 |
2230 | Would one of you be so kind as to allow me to top off my glass? | 1.2989 | 0.04241 | 184 | 140 | 33 | 11 |
2231 | So how did you want your Bloody Mary? | 1.2989 | 0.04012 | 174 | 128 | 40 | 6 |
2232 | I'll have a Bloody Mary ............um, Mary. | 1.2989 | 0.04482 | 174 | 134 | 28 | 12 |
2233 | Careful, that drink has a bit of a sting to it. | 1.2989 | 0.04094 | 174 | 129 | 38 | 7 |
2234 | Next time I’ll think twice before I order a Stinger here. | 1.2989 | 0.04094 | 174 | 129 | 38 | 7 |
2235 | My favorite vintage; that was the year the vineyard went pesticide-free. | 1.2989 | 0.04253 | 174 | 131 | 34 | 9 |
2236 | Another Bloody Mary? | 1.2989 | 0.04253 | 174 | 131 | 34 | 9 |
2237 | Jason here is a lawyer. | 1.2988 | 0.04253 | 164 | 122 | 35 | 7 |
2238 | His jokes really suck. | 1.2988 | 0.04509 | 164 | 125 | 29 | 10 |
2239 | This is my husband, Michael. He thinks our parties are boring and, get this, actually threatened to spike our drinks with hallucinogens. | 1.2988 | 0.04672 | 164 | 127 | 25 | 12 |
2240 | So, Steve, how's the legal profession these days? | 1.2988 | 0.04830 | 164 | 129 | 21 | 14 |
2241 | You wanted a Bloody Mary? | 1.2988 | 0.04509 | 164 | 125 | 29 | 10 |
2242 | Welcome to the Kafka Club. | 1.2988 | 0.04426 | 164 | 124 | 31 | 9 |
2243 | I've always preferred Bloody Marys | 1.2988 | 0.04426 | 164 | 124 | 31 | 9 |
2244 | Would you prefer sangria? | 1.2988 | 0.04164 | 164 | 121 | 37 | 6 |
2245 | I can't believe the bartender served your stinger in a wine glass. | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
2246 | Would you like something else to drink? | 1.2987 | 0.04334 | 154 | 114 | 34 | 6 |
2247 | We think you’ll love it, with plasma forward and a bit of a bite you should find the effect quite full-bodied | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
2248 | Mitchell prefers we not call it bug juice. | 1.2983 | 0.04067 | 181 | 135 | 38 | 8 |
2249 | Can you lift all your legs and still balance your drink? | 1.2982 | 0.04381 | 171 | 130 | 31 | 10 |
2250 | He prefers type O to my cabernet... | 1.2982 | 0.03969 | 171 | 125 | 41 | 5 |
2251 | When you asked for a Bloody Mary, I just assumed.... | 1.2982 | 0.04302 | 171 | 129 | 33 | 9 |
2252 | I'm type AB if you like your blood rare. | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
2253 | Let me guess,that's a stinger. | 1.2982 | 0.04302 | 171 | 129 | 33 | 9 |
2254 | To be fair, Alice had never been a social butterfly. | 1.2982 | 0.04381 | 171 | 130 | 31 | 10 |
2255 | We met at the Rio Olympics. | 1.2981 | 0.04303 | 161 | 120 | 34 | 7 |
2256 | Where did you attend law school? | 1.2981 | 0.04392 | 161 | 121 | 32 | 8 |
2257 | ...And, this is Diana, Chloe's friend from camp. | 1.2981 | 0.04118 | 161 | 118 | 38 | 5 |
2258 | Yes, Fred, I get your point about the effect that global warming has had on your appearance, but I still don't believe our president could be wrong about such an important matter. | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
2259 | This is Miss Quito. | 1.2980 | 0.04773 | 151 | 116 | 25 | 10 |
2260 | A couple more of these - and I'll be flyin' | 1.2979 | 0.04176 | 188 | 143 | 34 | 11 |
2261 | And this is Mr. Kafka | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2262 | Everything's big in Texas. | 1.2978 | 0.03952 | 178 | 131 | 41 | 6 |
2263 | She was our neighbor up at the lake last summer. Looked after the kids for us. | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
2264 | I'm so relieved you'll drink red wine instead. | 1.2978 | 0.04186 | 178 | 134 | 35 | 9 |
2265 | I heard this buzzing sound and swiped right and left and straight up. We've been together ever since. | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
2266 | Did you just drink from my glass? | 1.2976 | 0.04590 | 168 | 130 | 26 | 12 |
2267 | You’re only here for the bloody cocktails | 1.2976 | 0.04184 | 168 | 125 | 36 | 7 |
2268 | And I thought I was the bloodsucker in the marriage. | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
2269 | That better not be what I think it is. . . | 1.2976 | 0.04512 | 168 | 129 | 28 | 11 |
2270 | Do you guys start seeing funny insects if you drink a lot? | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
2271 | Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a moscato? | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
2272 | Wow, your job sucks! | 1.2976 | 0.04512 | 168 | 129 | 28 | 11 |
2273 | Yes it's a bloody mary, but it's not actually from anyone named Mary | 1.2976 | 0.04590 | 168 | 130 | 26 | 12 |
2274 | And this is my friend, Gnat. | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
2275 | They're ready to roll up their sleeves so you can get to work. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
2276 | And Busby here just wrote the most interesting op ed piece about Zika. | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
2277 | He likes to relax during his off season. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
2278 | ...or would you prefer a Bloody Mary? | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
2279 | So, you really think Buzzfeed has a future? | 1.2974 | 0.04137 | 195 | 149 | 34 | 12 |
2280 | Ah, there you are Harold. I was just telling Laura and Don how a little nightcap takes the sting out of a long day. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
2281 | My martini is fine, thanks. And how's your blood? | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
2282 | Who even orders a grasshopper anymore? | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
2283 | Is that a vodka stinger? | 1.2971 | 0.03993 | 175 | 129 | 40 | 6 |
2284 | I've never even heard of the #bugtoo movement. | 1.2971 | 0.04154 | 175 | 131 | 36 | 8 |
2285 | It’s pointless of me to address your drinking problem. | 1.2970 | 0.04403 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
2286 | Sorry, my bad. For some reason I'd thought a Bloody Mary was your favorite drink. | 1.2970 | 0.04053 | 165 | 121 | 39 | 5 |
2287 | I'd like you to meet the new landlord | 1.2970 | 0.04318 | 165 | 124 | 33 | 8 |
2288 | Is it me or does this taste a little “OFF!”??? | 1.2970 | 0.04403 | 165 | 125 | 31 | 9 |
2289 | Don't mind Ted here. He really tends to suck the life out of a party. | 1.2969 | 0.03910 | 192 | 143 | 41 | 8 |
2290 | That’s odd, I thought you would want a Bloody Mary. | 1.2967 | 0.04267 | 182 | 139 | 32 | 11 |
2291 | Chateauneuf-du-Pape really? I though a Bloody Mary would be more to your taste. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
2292 | Vegan? But how do you get enough protein? | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
2293 | This my friend from the Mosquito Coast, but he is here legally | 1.2965 | 0.04587 | 172 | 134 | 25 | 13 |
2294 | She says this red is A+! | 1.2965 | 0.03949 | 172 | 126 | 41 | 5 |
2295 | Ralph here loves to go camping. | 1.2965 | 0.04436 | 172 | 132 | 29 | 11 |
2296 | Don’t worry. Males don’t bite. | 1.2965 | 0.04512 | 172 | 133 | 27 | 12 |
2297 | This sommelier is a real prick. | 1.2965 | 0.04280 | 172 | 130 | 33 | 9 |
2298 | Sorry - he's always poking his nose into other people's business. | 1.2963 | 0.04707 | 162 | 126 | 24 | 12 |
2299 | Looks like you need a fluted glass. | 1.2963 | 0.04541 | 162 | 124 | 28 | 10 |
2300 | These are our new neighbours, dear. Of course they go well with red wine. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
2301 | He usually has a Bloody Mary, but he's moved on to Malbec. | 1.2963 | 0.04224 | 189 | 145 | 32 | 12 |
2302 | Think Kafka meets the Ancient Mariner. | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
2303 | This is my friend Zika, who comes from a region West of the Nile. | 1.2963 | 0.04280 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
2304 | I’ve heard you make a mean grasshopper. | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
2305 | Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
2306 | Who ordered another stinger? | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
2307 | Phylum, schmylum, I'm species-blind. You're one of the good ones. | 1.2961 | 0.03771 | 179 | 130 | 45 | 4 |
2308 | Olivia, you have such a biting sense of humor. | 1.2961 | 0.04158 | 152 | 111 | 37 | 4 |
2309 | Let me introduce you some of my other favorite blood suckers. | 1.2961 | 0.04925 | 152 | 119 | 21 | 12 |
2310 | Yes, I think we have met before. | 1.2961 | 0.04461 | 152 | 114 | 31 | 7 |
2311 | Now, Bob, you know we all enjoy your humming, but remember what happened last time? | 1.2959 | 0.03856 | 196 | 146 | 42 | 8 |
2312 | This way Jimmy will learn how to be a responsible adult before we let him get a dog. | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
2313 | Julia, here, is partial to reds. | 1.2959 | 0.04247 | 169 | 127 | 34 | 8 |
2314 | He keeps showing up uninvited. | 1.2957 | 0.03988 | 186 | 139 | 39 | 8 |
2315 | The 2018 Chateau d'Anopholes---warm, hints of serum, and a Really great nose. | 1.2955 | 0.04212 | 176 | 133 | 34 | 9 |
2316 | Well not all blood suckers are GOP | 1.2955 | 0.04055 | 176 | 131 | 38 | 7 |
2317 | He has a reputation as a blood sucker at the office but he's really very sensitive. | 1.2953 | 0.03962 | 193 | 145 | 39 | 9 |
2318 | And Lenny, here, immigrated from the South and has a flourishing personal injury practice. | 1.2952 | 0.04462 | 166 | 127 | 29 | 10 |
2319 | It's a 30 year old vintage from a film star's left arm | 1.2952 | 0.04295 | 166 | 125 | 33 | 8 |
2320 | He's coming over here. Don't let him suck up to you. | 1.2950 | 0.04060 | 200 | 153 | 35 | 12 |
2321 | He was just telling me about a wonderful Mondavi Type O | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
2322 | Have you all tried the Bloody Mary? | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
2323 | Jim, Janice, this is the correspondent from Buzzfeed covering tomorrow's gallery opening. | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
2324 | We've heard you've already made quite a buzz around town. | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
2325 | Dave's caught the bug that's been spreading. | 1.2948 | 0.04015 | 173 | 128 | 39 | 6 |
2326 | I'm off straws. | 1.2948 | 0.04179 | 173 | 130 | 35 | 8 |
2327 | Overuse of antibiotics aside, his cocktail banter really is delightful. | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
2328 | Point of fact, Frank's family sucks blood the old fashioned way. | 1.2944 | 0.04365 | 180 | 139 | 29 | 12 |
2329 | No, not That kind of SWAT team. | 1.2944 | 0.04293 | 180 | 138 | 31 | 11 |
2330 | I said moscato, but a martini will do. | 1.2944 | 0.04293 | 180 | 138 | 31 | 11 |
2331 | I hope the ‘80 O positive is up to your standards. | 1.2941 | 0.04225 | 170 | 128 | 34 | 8 |
2332 | Welcome back, Gregor! Let me introduce the rest of the sales team. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
2333 | So, you prefer Bloody Mary? | 1.2941 | 0.04387 | 170 | 130 | 30 | 10 |
2334 | This is Fred. Oddly, he's the least blood-sucking date I could find on Tinder. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
2335 | Meet our new faculty member. He studies malaria. | 1.2941 | 0.04142 | 170 | 127 | 36 | 7 |
2336 | I see the cartoonist has cut your wings off in the panel. That's so funny, I was just telling my new friends here how I would pull the wings off insects when I was a child! | 1.2941 | 0.04250 | 187 | 144 | 31 | 12 |
2337 | Enjoying your Bloody Mary? | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
2338 | Oh come on, Skeeter, humor us: we say mosquito, you say muscato? Something like that? | 1.2938 | 0.04114 | 177 | 133 | 36 | 8 |
2339 | And now for your biting remarks. | 1.2938 | 0.04415 | 177 | 137 | 28 | 12 |
2340 | It's actually easier if I take a sip of yours. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
2341 | Joanne moved into 3C, showing the board's commitment to diversity. | 1.2938 | 0.03955 | 177 | 131 | 40 | 6 |
2342 | Actually Nigel is a CPA. Phlebotomy is more of a pleasant diversion. | 1.2938 | 0.04114 | 177 | 133 | 36 | 8 |
2343 | So. Tell me if you heard this one... Two mosquitoes walk into a bar.. | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
2344 | This is Mr Kafka | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
2345 | Henry and I are blood relations | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
2346 | No, it's Pinot. A Bloody Mary would spoil my appetite. | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
2347 | Have you met Skeeter, from Texas? | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
2348 | And this is our neighbor - His family has lived here for centuries before we moved in. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
2349 | He's not like the other guys this one is different, I promise. | 1.2932 | 0.03842 | 191 | 142 | 42 | 7 |
2350 | They’re all drinking these days. I thought it was the low birth rate and climate change, turns out it’s Trump’s tweets. | 1.2931 | 0.04315 | 174 | 133 | 31 | 10 |
2351 | A drop of RH Negative! Who would have thought of that! | 1.2931 | 0.04237 | 174 | 132 | 33 | 9 |
2352 | I wasn't even sure he was male at first, but honestly, it didn't matter. | 1.2930 | 0.04631 | 157 | 121 | 26 | 10 |
2353 | Now to be totally honest, he was a bit of a drunk even before the transformation. | 1.2930 | 0.04358 | 157 | 118 | 32 | 7 |
2354 | I hope you like it. It's a very rare vintage AB-negative. | 1.2930 | 0.04718 | 157 | 122 | 24 | 11 |
2355 | All he can talk about is the nose. | 1.2930 | 0.04167 | 157 | 116 | 36 | 5 |
2356 | I snagged him by casting a wide net. | 1.2929 | 0.04019 | 198 | 151 | 36 | 11 |
2357 | Ms. Skeeter is a paid advocate for the positive aspects of atomic energy leakage. | 1.2928 | 0.04414 | 181 | 141 | 27 | 13 |
2358 | Another red for you? | 1.2928 | 0.04273 | 181 | 139 | 31 | 11 |
2359 | Where can I get a straw around here? | 1.2928 | 0.04127 | 181 | 137 | 35 | 9 |
2360 | Yeah, it's blood. | 1.2928 | 0.04344 | 181 | 140 | 29 | 12 |
2361 | I so enjoy a good Kafkaesque moment. | 1.2927 | 0.04055 | 164 | 121 | 38 | 5 |
2362 | I bet you'd like a bite to eat! | 1.2926 | 0.03952 | 188 | 141 | 39 | 8 |
2363 | I need a refill. Anyone want to volunteer? | 1.2925 | 0.04231 | 147 | 108 | 35 | 4 |
2364 | Well whatever you call it, there's no need to stick it into our conversation. | 1.2924 | 0.03951 | 171 | 126 | 40 | 5 |
2365 | I'd like you to meet our new neighbor, who brought the key ingredient for the Bloody Marys. | 1.2924 | 0.04285 | 171 | 130 | 32 | 9 |
2366 | ...Or would you rather have a Bloody Mary? | 1.2923 | 0.03859 | 195 | 146 | 41 | 8 |
2367 | Mostly, we only disagree at night. | 1.2923 | 0.03994 | 195 | 148 | 37 | 10 |
2368 | This club caters to blue bloods. | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
2369 | 'This is my boyfriend Kevin. He's a lawyer.' | 1.2922 | 0.04869 | 154 | 121 | 21 | 12 |
2370 | Ah yes -- the '86 Brunette! | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
2371 | Frankly, I doubt that a wall is likely to slow down illegal immigration. | 1.2921 | 0.04016 | 178 | 133 | 38 | 7 |
2372 | Gregor, I hardly recognized you! Have you lost weight? | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
2373 | She really loves bloody marys | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
2374 | He makes the perfect stingers" | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
2375 | Yeah, most people are surprised to learn I'm not a Bloody Mary guy | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
2376 | Tell us more about your humanitarian trip to Africa. | 1.2919 | 0.04207 | 185 | 142 | 32 | 11 |
2377 | And you should see him open a bottle of wine. | 1.2919 | 0.04065 | 185 | 140 | 36 | 9 |
2378 | I can get you a Bloody Mary if you prefer. | 1.2917 | 0.04496 | 168 | 130 | 27 | 11 |
2379 | No, you really can’t just be a fly on the wall. | 1.2917 | 0.04416 | 168 | 129 | 29 | 10 |
2380 | You have a point! | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
2381 | This will definitely get you buzzing | 1.2917 | 0.04080 | 168 | 125 | 37 | 6 |
2382 | I just don't have the nose for Sauvignon | 1.2917 | 0.04334 | 168 | 128 | 31 | 9 |
2383 | No, the costume party is next month. | 1.2917 | 0.04251 | 168 | 127 | 33 | 8 |
2384 | Why don’t you and your main course get acquainted? | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 168 | 126 | 35 | 7 |
2385 | And this is my other blood-sucking pest. | 1.2917 | 0.04728 | 168 | 133 | 21 | 14 |
2386 | Seen your wife? No, but I just heard a high pitched buzzing near the crostinis. | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
2387 | When you're finished with that blood you should really try the stagnant water. | 1.2914 | 0.04294 | 175 | 134 | 31 | 10 |
2388 | It happens! You wake up one morning and find yourself MARRIED to your work!! | 1.2914 | 0.04058 | 175 | 131 | 37 | 7 |
2389 | So, this year Milan was all about legs? | 1.2914 | 0.04217 | 175 | 133 | 33 | 9 |
2390 | Skeeter brought a vintage O+ to share with everyone. It's from his personal collection, literally. | 1.2914 | 0.04217 | 175 | 133 | 33 | 9 |
2391 | Well, as if this crowd wasn't diverse enough! | 1.2914 | 0.04217 | 175 | 133 | 33 | 9 |
2392 | Franz began writing several years ago" | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
2393 | Alice was explaining why the term 'blood sucker' has certain negative connotations. | 1.2914 | 0.04466 | 151 | 114 | 30 | 7 |
2394 | And then I heard "...Hey gorgeous, do you you ever take off the Lab Coat?" | 1.2912 | 0.03719 | 182 | 133 | 45 | 4 |
2395 | Frank just got a new place on the West Nile...er...I mean West Side. | 1.2912 | 0.04393 | 182 | 142 | 27 | 13 |
2396 | She appreciates the red wine, but she's looking for a Bloody Mary. | 1.2912 | 0.04180 | 182 | 139 | 33 | 10 |
2397 | Well, I assumed you wanted a Bloody Mary! | 1.2912 | 0.04393 | 182 | 142 | 27 | 13 |
2398 | And he's from - what part of the Mosquito Coast did you say you were from? | 1.2911 | 0.04605 | 158 | 122 | 26 | 10 |
2399 | Seems like everyone else is sucking the life out of the party. | 1.2909 | 0.04213 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
2400 | I would love to understand your point a little better. | 1.2909 | 0.04300 | 165 | 125 | 32 | 8 |
2401 | I've got to hand it to Bill and Melinda Gates, taking you from spreading Malaria to the life of the party was a very noble move indeed. | 1.2909 | 0.04385 | 165 | 126 | 30 | 9 |
2402 | George here sucked the blood out of a guy taking growth hormones. | 1.2907 | 0.04420 | 172 | 133 | 28 | 11 |
2403 | The fact that you are naked doesn't make any difference to us! | 1.2907 | 0.04496 | 172 | 134 | 26 | 12 |
2404 | Yeah, we get your point. Watch your mouth. | 1.2907 | 0.04496 | 172 | 134 | 26 | 12 |
2405 | He was just walking by an saw the light. | 1.2905 | 0.04443 | 179 | 140 | 26 | 13 |
2406 | He's a sucker for the red | 1.2905 | 0.04074 | 179 | 135 | 36 | 8 |
2407 | You read about the 'insect apocalypse'? Apparently 60% of bugs worldwide have died in recent years because of chemicals or some shit. Here's my thing: Why not get rid of every last one of the fuc— oh, hey, Karen! Didn't see you there! How are you? | 1.2905 | 0.04513 | 179 | 141 | 24 | 14 |
2408 | Have you seen the yard? | 1.2905 | 0.04299 | 179 | 138 | 30 | 11 |
2409 | Bill here draws cartoons for the New Yorker. | 1.2903 | 0.04481 | 155 | 118 | 29 | 8 |
2410 | Sometimes he prefers a stinger” | 1.2903 | 0.04574 | 155 | 119 | 27 | 9 |
2411 | Meet our resident party animal. | 1.2903 | 0.04387 | 155 | 117 | 31 | 7 |
2412 | Yes, Melvin, I'm sure. It's blood. It was one time, eight years ago. Let it go. | 1.2903 | 0.04753 | 155 | 121 | 23 | 11 |
2413 | Don't worry, he won't bite you if we keep his glass full. | 1.2903 | 0.04046 | 186 | 141 | 36 | 9 |
2414 | Born in water...live on wine | 1.2903 | 0.03824 | 186 | 138 | 42 | 6 |
2415 | You certainly are well travelled....Egypt & Uganda. | 1.2903 | 0.04046 | 186 | 141 | 36 | 9 |
2416 | You have to really get your nose in there to experience this wine. | 1.2902 | 0.03809 | 193 | 144 | 42 | 7 |
2417 | Can you believe he was single? | 1.2902 | 0.03879 | 193 | 145 | 40 | 8 |
2418 | he' s from Maine | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
2419 | This stuff tastes likes insecticide! | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
2420 | Well, we both met on the lakeshore... | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
2421 | Excuse me, I'm looking for a passed out vodka drinker so I can get a decent Bloody Mary. | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
2422 | She was on the NIH's 10 most detested list, but once she landed on merlot she mellowed. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
2423 | THEY GROW UP SO FAST. | 1.2901 | 0.04170 | 162 | 121 | 35 | 6 |
2424 | These are my other blood-sucking pests. | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
2425 | Feeling okay? You seem less sanguine than usual. | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
2426 | I told him he was a no good, blood sucking parasite and to stop bugging me! | 1.2899 | 0.04312 | 169 | 129 | 31 | 9 |
2427 | Let me introduce you to Dr. Smith. He did my proboscisectomy. | 1.2899 | 0.04230 | 169 | 128 | 33 | 8 |
2428 | I’d like to introduce you to our attorney | 1.2899 | 0.04472 | 169 | 131 | 27 | 11 |
2429 | You make an excellent point. | 1.2899 | 0.04472 | 169 | 131 | 27 | 11 |
2430 | Don’t be shy...I’m sure you recognize quite a few of my guests. | 1.2899 | 0.04846 | 138 | 106 | 24 | 8 |
2431 | We met when I was getting some blood drawn. | 1.2898 | 0.04272 | 176 | 135 | 31 | 10 |
2432 | And this is my son, Buzz. He tends to go for the jugular. | 1.2898 | 0.04272 | 176 | 135 | 31 | 10 |
2433 | What do you have there? A Bloody Mary? | 1.2898 | 0.04118 | 176 | 133 | 35 | 8 |
2434 | He may not look like much but he's a TIGER in bed! | 1.2897 | 0.04786 | 145 | 112 | 24 | 9 |
2435 | You’re the designated driver. Does it matter what my blood alcohol is? | 1.2897 | 0.05171 | 145 | 116 | 16 | 13 |
2436 | And this is my brother-in-law Phil. He's a lawyer | 1.2896 | 0.04160 | 183 | 140 | 33 | 10 |
2437 | Gary here tells me he's recently gone vegan, too. | 1.2896 | 0.04088 | 183 | 139 | 35 | 9 |
2438 | This is my neighbor, Ms. Quito. She makes a mean bloody mary! | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
2439 | You might say it's a mixed marriage. | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
2440 | This is my husband. He just flew in from West Nile. | 1.2893 | 0.04580 | 159 | 123 | 26 | 10 |
2441 | Let me guess — it’s a stinger. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
2442 | I hope you came hungry. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
2443 | Well! They give a prize for raising the largest Watermelons and Pumpkins don't they?" | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
2444 | It's an acquired taste. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
2445 | BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! See. Annoying,isn't it? | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
2446 | So... how long have you been a mortgage broker? | 1.2892 | 0.04527 | 166 | 129 | 26 | 11 |
2447 | So you prefer the red? | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
2448 | Well, you did ask for a Bloody Mary. | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
2449 | Hey guys! Whats all the buzz about? | 1.2890 | 0.03997 | 173 | 129 | 38 | 6 |
2450 | ...and Diane has promised not to stick her proboscis where it doesn’t belong. Right, Diane? | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
2451 | I guarantee you he makes the best Bloody Mary ever. | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
2452 | What did you do after you escaped the tent? | 1.2889 | 0.04278 | 180 | 139 | 30 | 11 |
2453 | ...and these are the Stones. Good luck. | 1.2889 | 0.04687 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
2454 | ...still, Jim despised these awkward formalities. | 1.2889 | 0.04205 | 180 | 138 | 32 | 10 |
2455 | Andy and Eileen, are the hosts. Let them know when you need a refill. | 1.2889 | 0.04055 | 180 | 136 | 36 | 8 |
2456 | Wine makes me itch. | 1.2889 | 0.04350 | 180 | 140 | 28 | 12 |
2457 | Awkward isn’t it, may I hold your glass as you sip? | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
2458 | This is my boyfriend, Mitch. He's the lawyer I was telling you about." | 1.2889 | 0.04278 | 180 | 139 | 30 | 11 |
2459 | You know what really bugs me? | 1.2888 | 0.03807 | 187 | 139 | 42 | 6 |
2460 | His profile really stood out. | 1.2888 | 0.03653 | 187 | 137 | 46 | 4 |
2461 | You wouldn't believe how sensitive his palate is for the reds. | 1.2888 | 0.04098 | 187 | 143 | 34 | 10 |
2462 | Oh, I was wondering who brought the malaria. | 1.2887 | 0.04129 | 194 | 150 | 32 | 12 |
2463 | It's not a contest. I'm just saying that the proboscis on my last girlfriend was at least this long. | 1.2886 | 0.03840 | 201 | 152 | 40 | 9 |
2464 | Is it ok? I just assumed that you'd prefer red over white. | 1.2885 | 0.04363 | 156 | 118 | 31 | 7 |
2465 | So, you're saying you're not vaccinated? | 1.2885 | 0.04456 | 156 | 119 | 29 | 8 |
2466 | I knew a Gregor Samsa with a similar story! | 1.2883 | 0.04582 | 163 | 127 | 25 | 11 |
2467 | Sure, we'd really like to have you join us . . . but we hear you keep on sticking your nose into other people's business. | 1.2883 | 0.04149 | 163 | 122 | 35 | 6 |
2468 | Brad, Amy, meet my Tinder match. | 1.2883 | 0.04582 | 163 | 127 | 25 | 11 |
2469 | Gerald, Karen, you must meet Mosquita. She set me straight about vaccinating the twins. | 1.2883 | 0.04582 | 163 | 127 | 25 | 11 |
2470 | Ever since his research trip in the Amazon, he only drinks reds. | 1.2883 | 0.04327 | 163 | 124 | 31 | 8 |
2471 | And I said, "Dengue Fever? I barely know her!" | 1.2882 | 0.04370 | 170 | 131 | 29 | 10 |
2472 | Speaking of blood-sucking parasites... | 1.2882 | 0.04208 | 170 | 129 | 33 | 8 |
2473 | How was Brazil? | 1.2881 | 0.04400 | 177 | 138 | 27 | 12 |
2474 | Good legs? Do you mean me or the wine? | 1.2881 | 0.04400 | 177 | 138 | 27 | 12 |
2475 | So, how was that Nile River cruise? | 1.2880 | 0.03995 | 184 | 139 | 37 | 8 |
2476 | You'll want to sip that. The blood alcohol level is very high. | 1.2880 | 0.04141 | 184 | 141 | 33 | 10 |
2477 | His work touches the lifeblood of the economy. | 1.2880 | 0.04282 | 184 | 143 | 29 | 12 |
2478 | Our new bartender makes a really potent stinger. | 1.2880 | 0.03995 | 184 | 139 | 37 | 8 |
2479 | Well then, you bloodsuckers should have plenty to talk about.. | 1.2879 | 0.04069 | 198 | 153 | 33 | 12 |
2480 | We met at the blood donation center. | 1.2879 | 0.04006 | 198 | 152 | 35 | 11 |
2481 | Let's toast to GMOs! | 1.2877 | 0.03706 | 212 | 160 | 43 | 9 |
2482 | No dear, that IS the correct glass for drinking blood. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
2483 | Can I freshen up your Bloody Mary? | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
2484 | Love the wine; now, which of you is the canape? | 1.2876 | 0.04416 | 153 | 116 | 30 | 7 |
2485 | Do you need a straw? | 1.2876 | 0.04789 | 153 | 120 | 22 | 11 |
2486 | Yes, i't got quite a bite. | 1.2876 | 0.04416 | 153 | 116 | 30 | 7 |
2487 | We met at a little shindig in Sub-Saharan Africa. | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
2488 | I think you wanted the Bloody Mary. | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
2489 | Really, it tastes much like a Grasshopper! | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2490 | Actually my favorite is a bloody mary | 1.2874 | 0.04256 | 167 | 127 | 32 | 8 |
2491 | You seem to be the buzz of the party. | 1.2874 | 0.04503 | 167 | 130 | 26 | 11 |
2492 | It looks like an arthropod, but it drinks like a fish. | 1.2874 | 0.04299 | 174 | 134 | 30 | 10 |
2493 | Let me introduce you to my soon to be ex and his girlfriend.After I’ve sucked him dry,you can have a turn. | 1.2874 | 0.04376 | 174 | 135 | 28 | 11 |
2494 | On second thought...I'll pass on the Bloody Mary. | 1.2874 | 0.04142 | 174 | 132 | 34 | 8 |
2495 | Touché. | 1.2874 | 0.03807 | 174 | 128 | 42 | 4 |
2496 | My, you sure are persistent. | 1.2874 | 0.03893 | 174 | 129 | 40 | 5 |
2497 | ...and this is Buzz. | 1.2874 | 0.04142 | 174 | 132 | 34 | 8 |
2498 | And this is Kevin, my blood-sucking husband. | 1.2873 | 0.04036 | 181 | 137 | 36 | 8 |
2499 | And this is my agent | 1.2873 | 0.04258 | 181 | 140 | 30 | 11 |
2500 | He's drinking a grasshopper ! | 1.2873 | 0.04111 | 181 | 138 | 34 | 9 |
2501 | You're right, it's just a shame not all of us can be positive. | 1.2873 | 0.04111 | 181 | 138 | 34 | 9 |
2502 | How's the bloody, Mary? | 1.2873 | 0.04111 | 181 | 138 | 34 | 9 |
2503 | Mike is one of the foremost experts in DNA splicing | 1.2873 | 0.04111 | 181 | 138 | 34 | 9 |
2504 | Diversity is sooooo important ... | 1.2872 | 0.03937 | 188 | 142 | 38 | 8 |
2505 | Saul, Josie, I'd like to introduce you to Hector, a giant Amazonian mosquito with aspirations of becoming on orthodontist. | 1.2867 | 0.04615 | 143 | 109 | 27 | 7 |
2506 | I'd like to introduce my son from a previous marriage. | 1.2867 | 0.04570 | 150 | 115 | 27 | 8 |
2507 | Naturally, he's drinking red. | 1.2867 | 0.04570 | 150 | 115 | 27 | 8 |
2508 | This is my husband, Skeeter; he's a blood sucker, and a lush." | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
2509 | This is Jim. He can’t understand what the big deal is about giving up straws. | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
2510 | Yes, they are web developers, but the kind without silk glands. | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
2511 | Do you mind if I bug you? | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
2512 | I'm on a new blood thinner. | 1.2866 | 0.04475 | 164 | 127 | 27 | 10 |
2513 | I think maybe you’ve had enough | 1.2866 | 0.04217 | 164 | 124 | 33 | 7 |
2514 | This stinger cocktail is giving me quite a buzz. | 1.2866 | 0.04127 | 164 | 123 | 35 | 6 |
2515 | Don't take it personally. Stinger is the name of the drink | 1.2866 | 0.04639 | 164 | 129 | 23 | 12 |
2516 | Let's roll up our sleeves and get to work, shall we? | 1.2866 | 0.04304 | 164 | 125 | 31 | 8 |
2517 | Care to join us? We were just going to grab a bite. | 1.2866 | 0.03942 | 164 | 121 | 39 | 4 |
2518 | How does one more Bloody Mary sound? | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
2519 | so then I looked down and there was a person in my wine. | 1.2865 | 0.04579 | 171 | 135 | 23 | 13 |
2520 | You should've told us that he was coming tonight. I would've brought a spray or something... | 1.2865 | 0.04078 | 178 | 135 | 35 | 8 |
2521 | Those legs! Have you tried runway modelling? | 1.2865 | 0.04305 | 178 | 138 | 29 | 11 |
2522 | This is Mr. Skeeter, from our bird bath. | 1.2865 | 0.04078 | 178 | 135 | 35 | 8 |
2523 | Nobody likes you. Please go away. | 1.2865 | 0.04231 | 178 | 137 | 31 | 10 |
2524 | We’d value your opinion. It’s 2019 Arthur Schwartz AB Negative. | 1.2865 | 0.03976 | 185 | 140 | 37 | 8 |
2525 | We really do admire your commitment to defeating malaria, Mr. Gates. | 1.2865 | 0.04192 | 185 | 143 | 31 | 11 |
2526 | My kind of hosts...O positive at 98.6." | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
2527 | Well, I usually tell my patients they're going to feel a slight pinch. | 1.2857 | 0.04615 | 161 | 126 | 24 | 11 |
2528 | Have you heard the latest buzz? | 1.2857 | 0.03973 | 168 | 125 | 38 | 5 |
2529 | I thought you would prefer red. | 1.2857 | 0.04443 | 161 | 124 | 28 | 9 |
2530 | Ok, Harry, have another Bloody Mary. Just stay off the patio. | 1.2857 | 0.04635 | 168 | 133 | 22 | 13 |
2531 | Did you want a refill on that Bloody Mary? | 1.2857 | 0.04515 | 182 | 145 | 22 | 15 |
2532 | I think you'll find this is a very nice plasma with a delightful fruitiness and the fruity overtones of red blood cells. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
2533 | This party sucks. | 1.2857 | 0.04635 | 168 | 133 | 22 | 13 |
2534 | Give this a try, it's my version of a Bloody Mary. | 1.2857 | 0.04079 | 161 | 120 | 36 | 5 |
2535 | I mean really any red will do in a pinch. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
2536 | Sorry, but we're all out of Bloody Marys. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
2537 | I ran out of bug spray when I was out on the lake, and I was swatting ‘em two at a time ... Oh, hi, Phyllis. | 1.2857 | 0.03962 | 196 | 150 | 36 | 10 |
2538 | Fruit fly research has progressed in a decidedly unforeseen direction. | 1.2857 | 0.04062 | 168 | 126 | 36 | 6 |
2539 | Can I get you another bloody Mary? | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
2540 | You should really keep your nose out of everyone’s business. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
2541 | You look exhausted from the flight. | 1.2850 | 0.03864 | 193 | 146 | 39 | 8 |
2542 | Let me introduce you a lobbyist from the vaccine industry.. | 1.2849 | 0.04241 | 186 | 145 | 29 | 12 |
2543 | At first I found him extremely annoying, always buzzing around ruining my good times. Then one day, something just really attracted us to one another. | 1.2849 | 0.04135 | 179 | 137 | 33 | 9 |
2544 | She finds O superior to A or B! | 1.2849 | 0.04284 | 179 | 139 | 29 | 11 |
2545 | So Bev, how's the vegan diet going? | 1.2849 | 0.04210 | 179 | 138 | 31 | 10 |
2546 | Skeeter just flew in, and is an expert on red varietals and plasma. | 1.2849 | 0.04404 | 172 | 134 | 27 | 11 |
2547 | The Bloody Marys are my favorite | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
2548 | Don't worry, he doesn't bite. | 1.2849 | 0.04247 | 172 | 132 | 31 | 9 |
2549 | Wow! That blood type diet really works for you! | 1.2849 | 0.04556 | 172 | 136 | 23 | 13 |
2550 | So how do you know Mike and Karen? | 1.2849 | 0.04166 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
2551 | And somehow I ended up the phlebotomist" | 1.2848 | 0.04451 | 165 | 128 | 27 | 10 |
2552 | Can you taste the iron overtones? | 1.2848 | 0.04195 | 165 | 125 | 33 | 7 |
2553 | Always Red? Have you even tried white? | 1.2848 | 0.04614 | 165 | 130 | 23 | 12 |
2554 | And you've probably already met your neighbor, Ms. Quito. | 1.2848 | 0.04614 | 165 | 130 | 23 | 12 |
2555 | Small world! Richard just returned from Brazil as well. | 1.2848 | 0.04195 | 165 | 125 | 33 | 7 |
2556 | Yes, it’s a super rare AB-negative. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
2557 | You got your wish. You told me I would end up sucking the life out of you. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
2558 | By any chance are you drinking a grasshopper? | 1.2848 | 0.04674 | 158 | 124 | 23 | 11 |
2559 | Of course we love you, Jerry. You're just not yourself when you drink. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
2560 | Bill here is great at making Bloody Mary's | 1.2842 | 0.03901 | 190 | 144 | 38 | 8 |
2561 | I'd like you to meet the Johnsons. They're the couple you infected with West Nile fever. | 1.2842 | 0.04372 | 190 | 151 | 24 | 15 |
2562 | I think I’ll stick with the white. | 1.2842 | 0.03829 | 190 | 143 | 40 | 7 |
2563 | No, I said the wine has long legs. | 1.2842 | 0.03922 | 183 | 138 | 38 | 7 |
2564 | Buzz prefers red. | 1.2842 | 0.04145 | 183 | 141 | 32 | 10 |
2565 | It's a really fleshy merlot, don't you think? | 1.2842 | 0.04145 | 183 | 141 | 32 | 10 |
2566 | This is the last of the red. | 1.2842 | 0.04145 | 183 | 141 | 32 | 10 |
2567 | My friend Skeeter's a leg man. | 1.2841 | 0.04479 | 176 | 139 | 24 | 13 |
2568 | It's B+ with mild hemolytic anemia | 1.2841 | 0.04101 | 176 | 134 | 34 | 8 |
2569 | Have you read Mosquito Coast? | 1.2841 | 0.03856 | 176 | 131 | 40 | 5 |
2570 | Relax... Its only wine. | 1.2841 | 0.04179 | 176 | 135 | 32 | 9 |
2571 | Doctors Bernard and Mary Bledsome, I'd like you to meet Anne Opheles. Anne asked to be introduced when she heard you are both endocrinologists specializing in pituitary disorders. | 1.2840 | 0.04376 | 169 | 131 | 28 | 10 |
2572 | Of course it’s a Bloody Mary. What else? | 1.2840 | 0.04295 | 169 | 130 | 30 | 9 |
2573 | He's always the designated driver. He has this great trick for lowering his blood alcohol level. | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
2574 | At last, someone who isn't trying to suck the life out of us! | 1.2840 | 0.04534 | 169 | 133 | 24 | 12 |
2575 | He's a sucker for bloody marys. | 1.2840 | 0.04590 | 162 | 127 | 24 | 11 |
2576 | Thanks for contributing to your own Bloody Mary. | 1.2840 | 0.04332 | 162 | 124 | 30 | 8 |
2577 | Meet Harvey and Jill. I call them "cousins," but they're not really blood relatives. | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
2578 | Well, I guess that works as an alternative to a plastic straw. | 1.2839 | 0.04366 | 155 | 118 | 30 | 7 |
2579 | Herb, Mary, this is our lawyer, Ted... | 1.2839 | 0.04461 | 155 | 119 | 28 | 8 |
2580 | Is it humid in here or is it just me? | 1.2838 | 0.04501 | 148 | 113 | 28 | 7 |
2581 | Don't worry. She prefers Bloody Marys. | 1.2837 | 0.03679 | 208 | 157 | 43 | 8 |
2582 | Sangiovese, of course. Sangria, in a pinch. | 1.2835 | 0.03777 | 194 | 146 | 41 | 7 |
2583 | I’m not drunk, just a little buzzed | 1.2834 | 0.03939 | 187 | 142 | 37 | 8 |
2584 | Can I have your olive? | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
2585 | I'll have a bloody Mary | 1.2833 | 0.04189 | 180 | 139 | 31 | 10 |
2586 | How long have you been with the firm? | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
2587 | She's quite a connoisseur of the full-bodied red. | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
2588 | Of course that’s just wine | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
2589 | That's a very good point you make. | 1.2832 | 0.04225 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
2590 | Her cocktail of choice is a vodka stinger. | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
2591 | Yes, it is a Bloody Mary . . . need you ask? | 1.2832 | 0.04304 | 173 | 134 | 29 | 10 |
2592 | I completely empathize, some of my best friends are invertebrates. | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
2593 | I thought you spent winters in Boca | 1.2831 | 0.04509 | 166 | 130 | 25 | 11 |
2594 | That is a good point Bill. You are pretty sharp. | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
2595 | My husband volunteered for one of the first experiments in my DNA research | 1.2830 | 0.04291 | 159 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
2596 | I ordered a Mosquito with lime, not a mosquito with wine! | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
2597 | Mix and match all you want tonight! Brad and Connie are both O-negative!! | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
2598 | The wine? I taste oak, leather and hint of blood | 1.2828 | 0.03586 | 198 | 147 | 46 | 5 |
2599 | I never figured you for a wine drinker. I would've thought bloody marys. | 1.2827 | 0.03884 | 191 | 145 | 38 | 8 |
2600 | It sounds like he might be getting a little buzzed. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
2601 | He's a mosquito-doodle. | 1.2825 | 0.04384 | 177 | 139 | 26 | 12 |
2602 | Zeke just flew in from his summer home. | 1.2825 | 0.03838 | 177 | 132 | 40 | 5 |
2603 | We just assumed you would’ve rathered a Bloody Mary. | 1.2825 | 0.04001 | 177 | 134 | 36 | 7 |
2604 | Hence the pint of blood in our wine cellar. | 1.2825 | 0.04159 | 177 | 136 | 32 | 9 |
2605 | I hope that's merlot! | 1.2824 | 0.04190 | 170 | 130 | 32 | 8 |
2606 | They study infectious diseases... say, don't you have some connection to malaria? | 1.2824 | 0.04106 | 170 | 129 | 34 | 7 |
2607 | Chad's latest work has to do with the effects of gamma rays on Anopheles. | 1.2824 | 0.03844 | 170 | 126 | 40 | 4 |
2608 | Stop before you suck down another. | 1.2824 | 0.04106 | 170 | 129 | 34 | 7 |
2609 | Joe and Mary, this is Skeeter; he loves Bloody Marys. | 1.2824 | 0.04353 | 170 | 132 | 28 | 10 |
2610 | I met him on match.com | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
2611 | His ex-wife was a real bloodsucker. | 1.2822 | 0.04036 | 163 | 122 | 36 | 5 |
2612 | And this is Professor Swizzle, head of entomology. | 1.2822 | 0.04220 | 163 | 124 | 32 | 7 |
2613 | I see you're a stinger drinker! | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
2614 | She's our new pet. Definitely going viral. | 1.2822 | 0.04481 | 163 | 127 | 26 | 10 |
2615 | Why do you think you suck at small talk? | 1.2822 | 0.04396 | 163 | 126 | 28 | 9 |
2616 | And Fred also chairs our Department of Entomology | 1.2822 | 0.04309 | 163 | 125 | 30 | 8 |
2617 | Don’t be rude, honey—say hi to the Zappers. | 1.2822 | 0.04129 | 163 | 123 | 34 | 6 |
2618 | 'We're still working on language, but he seems to love our food and wine.' | 1.2821 | 0.04342 | 156 | 119 | 30 | 7 |
2619 | Citronella? That's a repulsive name! | 1.2821 | 0.04246 | 156 | 118 | 32 | 6 |
2620 | I just thought, blood gets so boring. | 1.2821 | 0.04046 | 156 | 116 | 36 | 4 |
2621 | Buzz may be a big pest, but he makes a mean Bloody Mary! | 1.2821 | 0.04619 | 156 | 122 | 24 | 10 |
2622 | He was known to really suck the life out of the conversation. | 1.2821 | 0.04342 | 156 | 119 | 30 | 7 |
2623 | Pardon my reach. | 1.2819 | 0.04064 | 188 | 145 | 33 | 10 |
2624 | Last time Bert was here he drank all of the red. | 1.2819 | 0.03697 | 188 | 140 | 43 | 5 |
2625 | My friend here was kind enough to bring us a bottle of red. | 1.2819 | 0.04575 | 149 | 115 | 26 | 8 |
2626 | He's under gone quite the transformation since we met. | 1.2818 | 0.03942 | 181 | 137 | 37 | 7 |
2627 | Thanks to him, I can offer you the perfect stinger. | 1.2818 | 0.04590 | 181 | 146 | 19 | 16 |
2628 | May I introduce Mrs. Kafka... | 1.2816 | 0.04124 | 174 | 133 | 33 | 8 |
2629 | She is a sucker for Bloody Mary... | 1.2816 | 0.03960 | 174 | 131 | 37 | 6 |
2630 | The wine's alright, but have you tried the B positive? | 1.2816 | 0.04204 | 174 | 134 | 31 | 9 |
2631 | It's NOT because of you, I always order a vodka stinger. | 1.2816 | 0.03960 | 174 | 131 | 37 | 6 |
2632 | Honey, we’re going for walk. By the river. It’s dusk so we’re going to need you to stay here. | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
2633 | You'll never believe how we met. | 1.2816 | 0.03960 | 174 | 131 | 37 | 6 |
2634 | He's not as blood thirsty as one may think. Actually he enjoys a good Bordeaux from time to time. | 1.2814 | 0.04151 | 167 | 127 | 33 | 7 |
2635 | If that Syrah is not appealing, let me bring you something less repellent. | 1.2812 | 0.04080 | 160 | 120 | 35 | 5 |
2636 | It’s just CALLED a Bloody Mary! | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
2637 | Oops, we didn’t intend that as a slap. | 1.2812 | 0.03795 | 192 | 145 | 40 | 7 |
2638 | And of course, Buzz here only drinks Bloody Mary's. | 1.2812 | 0.04268 | 160 | 122 | 31 | 7 |
2639 | Harvey mixes a mean Bloody Mary. | 1.2811 | 0.04106 | 185 | 143 | 32 | 10 |
2640 | If you think you are looking at a strange creature holding a glass of wine you have had way too much to drink. | 1.2811 | 0.04034 | 185 | 142 | 34 | 9 |
2641 | Honey, I'd like you to meet our new neighbors John and Nancy. John tells me he's in pest control. | 1.2811 | 0.03960 | 185 | 141 | 36 | 8 |
2642 | This is the bug in the software. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
2643 | What do you think of the Blood Orange Martini? | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
2644 | It's a mojito mosquito. | 1.2809 | 0.04434 | 178 | 141 | 24 | 13 |
2645 | I bring my own straw | 1.2809 | 0.04138 | 178 | 137 | 32 | 9 |
2646 | No, you can’t wet your beak in my martini. | 1.2809 | 0.04362 | 178 | 140 | 26 | 12 |
2647 | I hear you have a real nose for wine. | 1.2809 | 0.04214 | 178 | 138 | 30 | 10 |
2648 | This is the doctor I was telling you about. He’s done hundreds of knees. | 1.2808 | 0.04932 | 146 | 116 | 19 | 11 |
2649 | Meet the Winkelmanns. They're malaria research scientists. | 1.2808 | 0.03526 | 203 | 151 | 47 | 5 |
2650 | And to think all he used to do was dunk up and down | 1.2807 | 0.04331 | 171 | 133 | 28 | 10 |
2651 | It's a new quinine concoction. | 1.2807 | 0.03914 | 171 | 128 | 38 | 5 |
2652 | Don't mind Franz! He's just undergoing his latest metamorphosis. | 1.2807 | 0.04331 | 171 | 133 | 28 | 10 |
2653 | Not red wine Paul. You know what it does to you. | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
2654 | Morris here is very into hematology. | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
2655 | I'm told you're all the buzz. | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
2656 | My 'darling' John and 'his secretary' . . . I would like you both to meet my lawyer. | 1.2804 | 0.04506 | 189 | 153 | 19 | 17 |
2657 | Oh, I did realize you were all friends from law school. | 1.2802 | 0.04363 | 182 | 144 | 25 | 13 |
2658 | Ok! I get your point | 1.2802 | 0.03845 | 182 | 137 | 39 | 6 |
2659 | ‘Third glass tonight. I don’t know what’s gotten into him. Normally at these things he just wants to dip his beak.’ | 1.2802 | 0.04000 | 182 | 139 | 35 | 8 |
2660 | Marley’s new date is all the buzz | 1.2802 | 0.04363 | 182 | 144 | 25 | 13 |
2661 | Have you met Dale? He’s from Legal. | 1.2802 | 0.04149 | 182 | 141 | 31 | 10 |
2662 | Swizzle stick? I've got this. | 1.2802 | 0.04222 | 182 | 142 | 29 | 11 |
2663 | My parents really struggled with the different religion but we got through it. | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
2664 | This is Dr. Needlebaum, Professor of Entomology. | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
2665 | Zika just flew in from the Caribbean. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
2666 | I bet this isn't what you thought of when I said we were having stingers tonight. | 1.2798 | 0.03849 | 193 | 147 | 38 | 8 |
2667 | Allow me to introduce Dr. Jones, the former head of the university's human cloning project" | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
2668 | Stinger? Am I right? | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
2669 | Buzz was quite the problem until we introduced him to pinot. | 1.2797 | 0.04140 | 143 | 106 | 34 | 3 |
2670 | ...and jim here is in banking. | 1.2796 | 0.04015 | 186 | 143 | 34 | 9 |
2671 | Climate Change? It's a hoax | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
2672 | Mojitos? | 1.2795 | 0.04762 | 161 | 129 | 19 | 13 |
2673 | Wine? Please, how about a Bloody Mary? | 1.2795 | 0.04245 | 161 | 123 | 31 | 7 |
2674 | Tsetse enjoys dark red only. | 1.2795 | 0.04511 | 161 | 126 | 25 | 10 |
2675 | He prefers reds. | 1.2793 | 0.04118 | 179 | 138 | 32 | 9 |
2676 | We all chipped in to fill the glass. | 1.2793 | 0.03718 | 179 | 133 | 42 | 4 |
2677 | That was a stinging remark...just saying. | 1.2793 | 0.04194 | 179 | 139 | 30 | 10 |
2678 | So I said to the guy, "Look, buddy. Buzz off!" | 1.2791 | 0.04065 | 172 | 131 | 34 | 7 |
2679 | It’s both a stir stick and a straw, how nice.” | 1.2791 | 0.03894 | 172 | 129 | 38 | 5 |
2680 | Maybe you would prefer a Bloody Mary? | 1.2791 | 0.04229 | 172 | 133 | 30 | 9 |
2681 | Yeah, it's a little known fact, because most mosquitos don't live past a year. | 1.2789 | 0.03886 | 190 | 145 | 37 | 8 |
2682 | No. It’s not a bloody martini. | 1.2789 | 0.03957 | 190 | 146 | 35 | 9 |
2683 | Oh my God! Mos, come here. Have you met the Carroll’s? Their daughter is on a Peace Corps mission in Botswana and- such a small world- she just caught West Nile virus!” | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
2684 | ... Moss works for Big Pharma. | 1.2788 | 0.04516 | 165 | 130 | 24 | 11 |
2685 | Our new neighbor brought two types of red: A and O+. | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
2686 | Oh, I forgot your name... Zika? | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
2687 | The small bites were good, but dessert sucked. | 1.2788 | 0.03901 | 165 | 123 | 38 | 4 |
2688 | Inclusion. Biodiversity. Strong communities. Are you with me? | 1.2788 | 0.03994 | 165 | 124 | 36 | 5 |
2689 | I never metamorphosis I didn’t like!” | 1.2788 | 0.04086 | 165 | 125 | 34 | 6 |
2690 | Mark's drinking wine but I've had to switch to blood now that we're expecting Lavae. | 1.2787 | 0.04129 | 183 | 142 | 31 | 10 |
2691 | Well Susan, you’ve certainly spun a web of intrigue. Now please tell us why we are all here? | 1.2787 | 0.04129 | 183 | 142 | 31 | 10 |
2692 | Now we know why there’s so much buzz about this place. | 1.2787 | 0.03981 | 183 | 140 | 35 | 8 |
2693 | Red or white? Oh wait, I know the answer to that... | 1.2785 | 0.04294 | 158 | 121 | 30 | 7 |
2694 | Single-use straws are bad for the environment. | 1.2785 | 0.04102 | 158 | 119 | 34 | 5 |
2695 | Her journey from blood to red wine is an epic tale. | 1.2784 | 0.04315 | 176 | 138 | 27 | 11 |
2696 | We'll only ask to leave once, then we call the S.W.A.T. team. | 1.2784 | 0.04390 | 176 | 139 | 25 | 12 |
2697 | May I get you a Bloody Mary instead? | 1.2784 | 0.04240 | 176 | 137 | 29 | 10 |
2698 | This is Lance from the typing pool. | 1.2784 | 0.04315 | 176 | 138 | 27 | 11 |
2699 | Humming bird and cockroach crossbreed. Hypoallergenic and very smart ... but drinks like a fish. | 1.2784 | 0.04035 | 194 | 151 | 32 | 11 |
2700 | Her name's Margaret, but in Scotland they call her Midge | 1.2781 | 0.04219 | 151 | 114 | 32 | 5 |
2701 | It's a Bloody Mary. That's Mary over to your left. | 1.2781 | 0.04358 | 169 | 132 | 27 | 10 |
2702 | Did you say your eighth husband? | 1.2781 | 0.04022 | 169 | 128 | 35 | 6 |
2703 | My, Keto is obviously working for you! | 1.2781 | 0.03843 | 169 | 126 | 39 | 4 |
2704 | Really? You expect us to believe you invented the Bloody Mary? | 1.2781 | 0.04277 | 169 | 131 | 29 | 9 |
2705 | Well, that is indeed an interesting point. | 1.2781 | 0.04109 | 169 | 129 | 33 | 7 |
2706 | We met online—but we like to say it was love at first bite. | 1.2778 | 0.04098 | 180 | 139 | 32 | 9 |
2707 | Don't let him bug you. | 1.2778 | 0.04022 | 180 | 138 | 34 | 8 |
2708 | I told you to buzz off! | 1.2778 | 0.04098 | 180 | 139 | 32 | 9 |
2709 | Really? But we agreed that you'd be designated driver tonight. | 1.2778 | 0.04772 | 144 | 113 | 22 | 9 |
2710 | No, Lyle, the wine has not assuaged your waspish sting. | 1.2778 | 0.04037 | 162 | 122 | 35 | 5 |
2711 | So, how do you know Ann? | 1.2778 | 0.04400 | 162 | 126 | 27 | 9 |
2712 | The Smiths had something else in mind when they asked Cheryl to hire a new salesman who was "a real bloodsucker." | 1.2778 | 0.03864 | 180 | 136 | 38 | 6 |
2713 | She said "Bloody Mary", but I'm not sure if that's her name or what she's drinking. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
2714 | She prefers a blood orange daiquiri. | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
2715 | The mosquito wanted a mojito. | 1.2775 | 0.04287 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
2716 | ...and don't worry, that is wine in his glass. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
2717 | I prefer to let mine breathe; it just tastes so much better oxygenated. | 1.2774 | 0.04248 | 155 | 118 | 31 | 6 |
2718 | So do you think drone deliveries will affect your business | 1.2772 | 0.04252 | 184 | 145 | 27 | 12 |
2719 | I'm normally French blood only, but I can't resist a good Oregon Pinot. | 1.2772 | 0.04037 | 184 | 142 | 33 | 9 |