Contest #653


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653

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Before you go, describe the iceberg salad.”
  2. “You know what? Just bring me back the one with the fly in it.”
  3. “Any chance you could turn down the celling fan?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-03-10T14:55:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-03-24T14:55:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-03-18T14:55:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued March 25, 2019
Number of captions 6072
Number of responses 1034443
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Meet Trump's nominee for the Centers for Disease Control. 1.7063 0.06551 160 85 37 38
1 Mike, Barbara--I'd like to introduce you to President Trump's new pick to head the Centers for Disease Control. 1.6915 0.05989 188 101 44 43
2 So are you are just in town for the summer? 1.6792 0.06202 159 82 46 31
3 Oh, perfect - we're WASPs! 1.6687 0.06457 163 91 35 37
4 So you're the bug that's been going around. 1.6615 0.05551 192 100 57 35
5 I told you I was dating a blood sucking parasite. You just assumed it was a lawyer. 1.6541 0.06051 159 83 48 28
6 Where we disagree is that exposed skin implies consent. 1.6500 0.06156 160 86 44 30
7 We met camping 1.6461 0.05424 178 89 63 26
8 Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry. 1.6380 0.05955 163 87 48 28
9 The females bite. The males drink. 1.6337 0.05887 172 94 47 31
10 "Hope you don't mind my crashing the party, I saw the porch light on." 1.6323 0.06277 155 86 40 29
11 So, long story short, one night I left the porch light on and we’ve been in love ever since. 1.6226 0.06030 159 87 45 27
12 He wasn’t invited, but I left the light on. 1.6171 0.05769 175 97 48 30
13 Bob identifies as a mosquito. 1.6149 0.06109 161 91 41 29
14 Thanks to Bob, the only thing my husband got in the divorce was malaria." 1.6104 0.06133 154 86 42 26
15 Let me introduce you to a host 1.6059 0.06091 170 100 37 33
16 Crazy story - we met when Steve hit my windshield. 1.6053 0.05366 190 104 57 29
17 Can I get you a glass of standing water? 1.6034 0.05924 174 101 41 32
18 Bill, please explain to the Dorfmans why you find that blue light they put up so offensive. 1.6022 0.05632 181 102 49 30
19 I'm sorry. I ordered a mojito, not a mosquito. 1.5978 0.05519 179 99 53 27
20 A couple of these and he’ll be flying into light bulbs. 1.5969 0.05295 196 109 57 30
21 There’s a hole in your screen door 1.5966 0.05708 176 100 47 29
22 He just was so persistent. The first night, I couldn't keep him off me! 1.5892 0.05441 185 104 53 28
23 Paula and Jim are work friends, and Dave here just came through the hole in the screen door. 1.5886 0.05759 158 87 49 22
24 And I'm sure you remember Joe from our camping trip last summer. 1.5882 0.05445 170 92 56 22
25 Excuse me while I go and shut the screen door. 1.5838 0.05622 173 98 49 26
26 No, I asked for a Large Mojito. 1.5820 0.05859 189 117 34 38
27 Poor thing's homeless now that Trump's draining the swamp 1.5811 0.06215 148 86 38 24
28 Are you just here for the summer? 1.5779 0.05434 154 81 57 16
29 What a coincidence—Bob and Mary summer upstate, too! 1.5758 0.05840 165 96 43 26
30 I'm sorry, but I can never remember which disease it is that you transmit. 1.5754 0.05307 179 99 57 23
31 He says he likes wine but prefers standing water. 1.5740 0.05794 169 99 43 27
32 I'm sorry! I just have an inexplicable urge to slap you. 1.5738 0.05714 183 110 41 32
33 And Henry here is a real parasite. I’m kidding — he's an attorney. 1.5737 0.05394 190 110 51 29
34 And this is Fred; he’s renting our pond for the summer. 1.5732 0.05585 157 86 52 19
35 So, are you here just for the season? 1.5714 0.05244 168 90 60 18
36 I was walking through the park and he just wouldn’t leave me alone...anyway it’ll be three years in March. 1.5714 0.05126 182 99 62 21
37 And one of his latest projects just completely went viral. 1.5714 0.05414 182 104 52 26
38 Allow me to introduce you to my divorce attorney. 1.5699 0.05592 186 111 44 31
39 I guess we're all hosts at this party. 1.5676 0.05669 185 112 41 32
40 So what are your plans now that they've drained the swamp? 1.5665 0.05926 173 106 36 31
41 Devin and I went to the same summer camp. 1.5657 0.05759 175 105 41 29
42 Who are you drinking? 1.5655 0.05828 168 100 41 27
43 Who would have thought an 8th grade science fair project could go so wrong? 1.5647 0.05464 170 96 52 22
44 Honey, you remember Mary and Neil from the barbecue last summer. 1.5638 0.05340 188 109 52 27
45 The Nussbaums? O negative and AB positive. Why do you ask? 1.5632 0.05671 174 103 44 27
46 I brushed him off for most of the summer but then,one day,I just gave in. 1.5622 0.05242 185 105 56 24
47 He says you're both excellent hosts. 1.5605 0.06017 157 94 38 25
48 You have a lot in common. John and Kate are tax attorneys. 1.5592 0.06173 152 92 35 25
49 Well, just who IS your type, Roger? 1.5591 0.05053 186 103 62 21
50 And of course you know Bill and Amy from their work at the CDC. 1.5575 0.05496 174 101 49 24
51 And you both remember Melvin, from when Bob left the screen door open. 1.5568 0.05624 176 105 44 27
52 Bob has a different view on draining the swamp. 1.5511 0.05270 176 100 55 21
53 Apologies again about the citronella candle. 1.5500 0.05360 180 105 51 24
54 Yes dear, I realize you’re trapped in a grotesque Kafkaesque nightmare that’s oppressing you with a profound dread of the utter meaninglessness of human existence--but you’re still our designated driver. 1.5497 0.05816 171 105 38 28
55 Since Harold and I met, I'm feeling loved, cherished, and slightly anemic. 1.5494 0.05611 162 94 47 21
56 Yes, Frank does have a tendency to suck the life out of a party. 1.5489 0.05383 184 109 49 26
57 Lawyer? No, I meant I'm literally a bloodsucker. 1.5488 0.05949 164 101 36 27
58 Nonsense! You two have a lot in common; you're a lawyer and she's a blood-sucking parasite. 1.5471 0.05844 170 105 37 28
59 Allow me to introduce my husband and his girlfriend — Bob, Sheila: my attorney. 1.5455 0.05582 187 116 40 31
60 Yes, I suppose we do all suck in our own way. 1.5449 0.05558 156 89 49 18
61 First he stole my blood, then he stole my heart. 1.5439 0.05577 171 102 45 24
62 And Bob has kindly volunteered to run the blood drive this year. 1.5412 0.05120 194 114 55 25
63 So it's fair to say I'm not the only host here tonight. 1.5389 0.05682 167 101 42 24
64 Now I remember! We were at summer camp together. 1.5389 0.05745 167 102 40 25
65 Won't you stay for a bite? 1.5385 0.05990 156 96 36 24
66 For tonight’s tasting we have Josh and Emily from the Bronx, a delightful pairing of AB- and O+ with just a hint of anti-depressants.” 1.5385 0.05543 182 112 42 28
67 This is Doug. He’s from that old tire in your yard. 1.5367 0.05131 177 101 57 19
68 Our chemistry is good, but he does get under my skin. 1.5352 0.05968 142 84 40 18
69 and then I said,Kafka,schmafka... 1.5346 0.05904 159 98 37 24
70 Personally, I'm glad he didn't drain the swamp. 1.5345 0.05743 174 109 37 28
71 And this is Bob, my divorce lawyer. 1.5342 0.06160 146 90 34 22
72 That’s why Zika, here, is against draining the swamp. 1.5337 0.05726 163 99 41 23
73 Will you be staying for a bite? 1.5330 0.04968 182 103 61 18
74 This is Victor. He's a vector. 1.5330 0.05379 182 110 47 25
75 I’m sorry to dissappoint you but I asked for a mojito, not mosquito. 1.5329 0.05747 167 103 39 25
76 And then we realized that I was his type! 1.5329 0.05424 167 98 49 20
77 Meet Bob and Jen, the two AB positives I was raving about earlier. 1.5301 0.05647 166 101 42 23
78 Meet Buzz. His family has been coming to the Hamptons every summer for two centuries. 1.5298 0.05268 168 97 53 18
79 The swamp has been very good to him during this administration. 1.5294 0.05670 170 105 40 25
80 Oh, no, I said "mojito." 1.5294 0.05378 187 115 45 27
81 I do hope you'll interpret my role as 'host' figuratively. 1.5294 0.06169 136 82 36 18
82 Carl, I’d like you to meet Henry and Tina; they’re the 0-positives I was telling you about. 1.5294 0.05721 153 91 43 19
83 I'd like you two to meet Harry. He's way better than that leech I was dating last year. 1.5290 0.06272 138 85 33 20
84 He is sort of a pest, but I love him. 1.5287 0.05448 174 105 46 23
85 Everyone, this is Herb. Our kids attended summer camp together. 1.5282 0.06136 142 87 35 20
86 So apparently the swamp isn't drained. 1.5281 0.05355 178 107 48 23
87 So, I picked up this bug while traveling... 1.5280 0.05646 161 97 43 21
88 I think we can all agree that politics and rolled-up newspapers are off limits tonight. 1.5272 0.05223 184 110 51 23
89 He has a way of getting under your skin. 1.5272 0.04931 184 105 61 18
90 Can I get you something more stagnant? 1.5272 0.05391 184 113 45 26
91 No matter what, do not let his glass go empty. 1.5260 0.05271 192 118 47 27
92 I'd like to introduce you to my emotional support animal. 1.5260 0.05713 173 109 37 27
93 Bob and Linda, I'd like you to meet my divorce attorney. 1.5260 0.05914 154 95 37 22
94 I told them I really don't like mojitos. What did you think I said? 1.5232 0.06221 151 97 29 25
95 At first I thought he was a prick. 1.5230 0.05861 174 113 31 30
96 I believe you've met the Jensens, didn't you give them malaria last summer? 1.5227 0.05638 176 111 38 27
97 Congratulations on your appointment as head of the President's Special Commission on Draining the Swamp 1.5225 0.05701 178 114 35 29
98 I’m B negative. Why? 1.5223 0.05686 157 95 42 20
99 We met while camping. 1.5217 0.05509 161 96 46 19
100 So, Dale, Sandy tells me you grew up in a stagnant pond. 1.5205 0.05523 171 105 43 23
101 I think you'll like Keith and Sheila, they're both O Positive. 1.5200 0.05574 150 88 46 16
102 We met in the Peace Corps. 1.5193 0.05173 181 108 52 21
103 And how long did you work for Monsanto? 1.5193 0.05290 181 110 48 23
104 Jim, these are the anti-vaxers I told you about. 1.5187 0.05327 187 116 45 26
105 We locked eyes through the screen door and I just knew I had to let him in. 1.5181 0.04988 193 115 56 22
106 I believe you’ve bit the Murphys... 1.5181 0.05148 193 118 50 25
107 O-negative. Why? 1.5174 0.05181 172 101 53 18
108 Now tell us why you prefer some of us over others. 1.5161 0.05457 186 118 40 28
109 Of course you can join us. We won't bite. 1.5161 0.04954 186 109 58 19
110 This is Harry, but talk fast. His life expectancy won’t make it past dessert. 1.5152 0.05201 165 96 53 16
111 I’m AB Negative. Why do you ask? 1.5146 0.05334 171 103 48 20
112 No, I said large Mojito. 1.5145 0.05537 173 108 41 24
113 Single donor, O-neg, recent vintage -- I think you'll like it. 1.5143 0.05428 175 108 44 23
114 I'd like to introduce you to your hosts. 1.5143 0.05488 175 109 42 24
115 Guys, he’s kidding. It’s just Merlot. 1.5135 0.05261 185 114 47 24
116 Margaret, here, had 92 children yesterday. 1.5133 0.05811 150 92 39 19
117 We first met at summer camp. 1.5130 0.05303 193 122 43 28
118 We were on an African safari and Harry here tells the witch doctor that he thinks he’s a fraud. 1.5128 0.05928 156 99 34 23
119 Joe is a lawyer, so you two probably have a lot in common. 1.5122 0.05504 164 100 44 20
120 He's more outgoing around standing water. 1.5116 0.05375 172 105 46 21
121 Meet my emotional support animal. 1.5103 0.04916 194 116 57 21
122 Niles, these are my friends from the World Health Organization I told you about. 1.5092 0.05320 163 97 49 17
123 Yes, I'm a mosquito and I 'll have a Bloody Mary. By the way, which one of you is Mary? 1.5087 0.05415 173 107 44 22
124 Burt and Isabel work for the IRS. You should have a lot in common. 1.5084 0.05395 179 112 43 24
125 Arnold, show them the mating dance that won me over. 1.5061 0.05504 164 101 43 20
126 Small world. Brent and Rachel here just recovered from malaria. 1.5060 0.05652 166 105 38 23
127 ...mostly sting operations 1.5056 0.05117 178 107 52 19
128 M’lady? M’lord? M’laria. 1.5056 0.05179 178 108 50 20
129 Well, I typed "stinger" when I meant to type "swinger" and the rest is history. 1.5051 0.04736 198 117 62 19
130 Gee, we didn’t think you were coming. I just sprayed the yard. 1.5031 0.05461 163 100 44 19
131 It was a beautiful summer day, and we just connected. 1.5030 0.05316 169 103 47 19
132 Paul and Betty, this is my emotional support insect, Dwight. 1.5028 0.05500 177 113 39 25
133 We're all lawyers here, right? 1.5028 0.05175 181 111 49 21
134 He's Amazon's biggest carrier. 1.5026 0.05295 191 122 42 27
135 An old hubcap full of stale rainwater, but we usually just tell people Charleston, South Carolina to keep it regional, right honey? 1.5000 0.05487 170 107 41 22
136 He’s lobbying the President not to drain the swamp. 1.5000 0.05998 156 102 30 24
137 Interesting red! Anyone I know? 1.5000 0.05661 158 99 39 20
138 He won't admit it,but when we first met I could tell right away that he was attracted to me. 1.5000 0.04992 178 106 55 17
139 I said, “bring me a big mojito, not mosquito” 1.5000 0.05384 182 116 41 25
140 So, where does everyone summer? 1.5000 0.05035 182 110 53 19
141 You remember the Johnsons, dear--you bit them last summer. 1.5000 0.05439 172 108 42 22
142 Frank is very active in the anti-pesticide movement. 1.5000 0.05913 144 90 36 18
143 We met through the net. 1.4973 0.05249 183 115 45 23
144 He was just saying there’s never any new blood at these parties. 1.4972 0.05200 177 109 48 20
145 He's fine until he's had a few, then he might get a bit tsetse. 1.4970 0.05382 169 105 44 20
146 I'm getting hints of iron, hemoglobin and nitrogen... 1.4970 0.05753 167 109 33 25
147 We met at a Kafka reading 1.4970 0.05678 165 106 36 23
148 Only the females suck blood. Trevor sucks Pinot Noir, don’t you Trev? 1.4970 0.05547 165 104 40 21
149 I met him on the web. 1.4944 0.05430 180 116 39 25
150 ....and the Burkharts are the anti-vaxers I was telling you about! 1.4944 0.05300 178 112 44 22
151 Here are the hosts. 1.4943 0.05691 174 115 32 27
152 Let me introduce you to the Bermans, who already gave at the Red Cross. 1.4940 0.04995 168 99 55 14
153 Joe, I'd like you to meet Tom and Sharon. He's O-positive and she's A-negative. 1.4939 0.05504 164 103 41 20
154 You should meet my ex-husband. He's a prick too. 1.4930 0.05891 142 89 36 17
155 When you said your husband was a bloodsucker I thought you meant he was a lawyer, 1.4918 0.05417 183 119 38 26
156 I've tried them all, but Type O goes with everything! 1.4915 0.05500 177 115 37 25
157 I saved him from a bug zapper and one thing led to another. 1.4915 0.05261 177 111 45 21
158 Well...let's just agree to disagree about DEET, shall we? 1.4914 0.04987 175 105 54 16
159 He becomes such a pest when he drinks. 1.4914 0.04987 175 105 54 16
160 Yes, I think it's fair to say Kafka had an influence on my life. 1.4908 0.05320 163 100 46 17
161 Yes, yes it is definitely type O. Now drink it before it clots. 1.4899 0.05763 149 94 37 18
162 Sarah and Allan, this is my divorce lawyer. 1.4888 0.05591 178 118 33 27
163 And what are your summer plans? 1.4888 0.04991 178 108 53 17
164 I'm O positive, why do you ask? 1.4886 0.05159 176 109 48 19
165 We actually met at a backyard patio party 1.4886 0.05222 176 110 46 20
166 I suck at cocktail parties 1.4884 0.05438 172 110 40 22
167 Tom really knows how to suck the life out of the party. 1.4881 0.05405 168 106 42 20
168 I believe you met last year at the lake. 1.4881 0.05339 168 105 44 19
169 Managing the work/life balance with 5,000 kids sounds like a challenge. 1.4880 0.05249 166 102 47 17
170 I forgot that “repellent” is a trigger word. I should've said “unpleasant.” 1.4880 0.05179 166 101 49 16
171 We met last summer in Florida. 1.4877 0.05344 162 100 45 17
172 John tells me you're into camping. 1.4877 0.05691 162 105 35 22
173 You're right, a proboscis is more eco-friendly than a plastic drinking straw. 1.4877 0.05271 162 99 47 16
174 This is the couple I was telling you about. You’re going to absolutely love them. Tom is AB and Cassandra is type O. 1.4876 0.04943 201 127 50 24
175 I traded one bloodsucker for another, but at least this one is honest about it. 1.4872 0.05361 195 130 35 30
176 Thanks again for getting that stubborn cork out of the bottle. 1.4868 0.05361 152 92 46 14
177 Why don't you tell them about your trip to the west nile, dear? 1.4865 0.05148 185 117 46 22
178 I assumed you were making a joke about being in high finance when you said blood sucking parasite. 1.4863 0.05580 183 123 31 29
179 Actually,it’s Moscato. 1.4862 0.05174 181 114 46 21
180 We met through our DNA match. 1.4855 0.05351 173 110 42 21
181 You should have met my first husband, he was a bloodsucking lawyer. 1.4852 0.05574 169 110 36 23
182 No, I haven’t read Kafka. Why do you ask? 1.4848 0.05612 165 107 36 22
183 I think we can all agree that Rob has a point. 1.4845 0.05580 161 103 38 20
184 Mike is originally from the stagnant pond out back. 1.4845 0.05295 161 99 46 16
185 We're really looking forward to seeing you in Minnesota this summer. 1.4842 0.05101 190 121 46 23
186 What drew you to the neighborhood? 1.4841 0.05467 157 98 42 17
187 She’s bleeding me dry, but she’s the best divorce lawyer in town. 1.4841 0.05467 157 98 42 17
188 I'd like you to meet Peter and Susan. They are B positive and O negative . 1.4834 0.05548 151 94 41 16
189 Tell them, dear, how you got involved in the anti-pesticide movement. 1.4833 0.05371 180 117 39 24
190 We met at a picnic. 1.4830 0.05283 176 112 43 21
191 We've made it work through years of therapy and a vat of calamine lotion. 1.4828 0.05006 174 106 52 16
192 When I eventually get sick of him, I'll just smack him with a magazine. 1.4826 0.05311 172 109 43 20
193 Our ancestors worked on the Panama Canal too. 1.4826 0.05437 172 111 39 22
194 I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for a bite. 1.4826 0.05437 172 111 39 22
195 We're so grateful that you're willing to help out with the blood drive! 1.4819 0.05178 166 102 48 16
196 I can honestly say that there is a sucker born every minute. 1.4819 0.04988 193 122 49 22
197 These are my good friends Bill and Laura. They are also lawyers. 1.4817 0.05768 164 109 31 24
198 'Type A, why do you ask?' 1.4815 0.05343 162 101 44 17
199 Unbelievable! She tried to slap you for just showing up?? 1.4813 0.04992 187 117 50 20
200 Tom here works on our viral marketing team. 1.4810 0.05587 158 101 38 19
201 If ypu don’t mind me asking... what’s your stance on immunization? 1.4810 0.05800 158 104 32 22
202 This is my husband, Greg. He works with infectious diseases. 1.4810 0.05441 158 99 42 17
203 George, this is Dan and Liz with the standing water problem I was telling you about. 1.4809 0.04952 183 113 52 18
204 Mike and I met on my African cruise 1.4809 0.05131 183 116 46 21
205 You know my last marriage to a whiny, blood-sucking parasite didn’t end well, so I figured this time, I’d go for the real thing. 1.4808 0.05641 156 100 37 19
206 You both have something in common. Jill here is a phlebotomist. 1.4804 0.05393 179 117 38 24
207 Are we all having the same inebriated illusion or is it my unemployed bloodsucking ex-husband Bob? 1.4804 0.05155 179 113 46 20
208 What I said was, "I have no tolerance for MOJITOS." 1.4803 0.05676 152 97 37 18
209 What are the odds? They're also lawyers. 1.4798 0.05475 173 113 37 23
210 The Millers are bloodsuckers too: leveraged buyouts. 1.4795 0.05333 171 109 42 20
211 What a coincidence - you're a blood-sucking parasite, and Mr. Cohen here, used to be an attorney 1.4793 0.05445 169 109 39 21
212 No, I'm from Southampton, but I have a winter home in West Nile. 1.4788 0.05477 165 106 39 20
213 This is my husband. He can be quite a prick. 1.4788 0.05477 165 106 39 20
214 Small world! Bob and Nancy's foundation works with malaria victims too! 1.4783 0.05716 161 106 33 22
215 'This is Dave, he's with us for the summer.' 1.4778 0.05312 180 117 40 23
216 Babe, tell them about that time with the light bulb. 1.4775 0.04989 178 110 51 17
217 Until that ancestry test I had no idea we were all related. 1.4774 0.05205 155 94 48 13
218 Try not to suck the life out of the party. 1.4773 0.05522 176 117 34 25
219 He prefers ‘hemoglobin connoisseur’ to ‘dirty, stinking bloodsucker’. 1.4770 0.05327 174 112 41 21
220 These are the other pests I was telling you about. 1.4765 0.05484 170 111 37 22
221 And Larry here does something or other at BuzzFeed. 1.4759 0.04933 187 117 51 19
222 Todd is a lawyer too. 1.4759 0.05452 166 107 39 20
223 I’d like to introduce you to Mia. She’d be glad to check your blood alcohol level before you drive home tonight. 1.4757 0.05259 185 121 40 24
224 Tell them your dengue fever story, dear. 1.4757 0.04972 185 116 50 19
225 There are those who claim to understand Kafka ... and then there’s my friend here, Gregor. 1.4751 0.05347 181 119 38 24
226 Speaking of the West Side, Ed here is from the West Nile. 1.4750 0.05316 160 100 44 16
227 Tomato, tomahto, mosquito, moscato. 1.4746 0.05258 177 114 42 21
228 Or I have a nice O negative if you prefer. 1.4744 0.05491 156 99 40 17
229 It's an O positive, 1984. 1.4740 0.05543 154 98 39 17
230 We ordered a Mojito not a mosquito. 1.4740 0.04839 192 120 53 19
231 That whole Lyme disease thing? Fake news. 1.4734 0.05070 207 138 40 29
232 I was just telling them about the night you first bit me. 1.4734 0.04490 188 111 65 12
233 Yes, I am the host. Why do you ask? 1.4734 0.05443 169 110 38 21
234 Yes, I'd love to go out for a bite. 1.4733 0.05491 150 94 41 15
235 I met him at a Kafka reading. 1.4731 0.05492 167 109 37 21
236 If you want to find the best pools of standing water, Jenna here is the one to ask. 1.4725 0.05030 182 115 48 19
237 What do you mean your job sucks, Steve? 1.4724 0.05387 163 104 41 18
238 Speaking of bloodsucking lawyers, have you met my divorce attorney? 1.4717 0.05630 159 104 35 20
239 Here's to a good buzz. 1.4716 0.05280 176 114 41 21
240 What a coincidence! Bob's also in the business of sucking blood from innocent victims. 1.4716 0.05280 176 114 41 21
241 George, the Harrisons want to apologize for spraying you with DEET yesterday. 1.4716 0.05280 176 114 41 21
242 This is awkward. The Johnsons just bought an Orkin franchise...” 1.4709 0.05243 172 110 43 19
243 Type O. But, why do you ask? 1.4709 0.04836 189 118 53 18
244 That whole “Drain the swamp” thing” never came true, so Bob and I will be moving back to D.C. soon. 1.4702 0.05335 168 108 41 19
245 We met on a camping trip ... 1.4702 0.05216 151 92 47 12
246 He didn't start drinking til the neighbors got a bug zapper. 1.4699 0.05032 166 102 50 14
247 A positive. Why? 1.4695 0.05220 164 103 45 16
248 They've been itching to meet you. 1.4695 0.05075 164 101 49 14
249 Let me guess, you're a lawyer. 1.4689 0.05377 177 117 37 23
250 That proboscis must come in handy, now that they've outlawed plastic straws. 1.4684 0.05043 190 123 45 22
251 These are my ex-husband and his new wife. They are also blood-suckers. 1.4682 0.05593 173 117 31 25
252 Well, we are going to have just agree to disagree on the scourge of Citronella. 1.4678 0.05520 171 114 34 23
253 He says he believes he met you at a barbeque last summer. 1.4675 0.05617 154 100 36 18
254 And this is Tom and Jane. They are both Type O. 1.4675 0.05306 154 96 44 14
255 A life span of 10 days? And I would have sworn we met at the Hamptons last summer. 1.4674 0.04618 184 111 60 13
256 Oh, Martin. Stop being such a pest! 1.4671 0.05221 167 106 44 17
257 Actually, the first time we met was when I spotted him in the corner of my shower, wasn't it honey? 1.4667 0.04671 195 121 57 17
258 You just have to suck it up, am I right? 1.4667 0.05125 165 103 47 15
259 They think they met you last summer in Maine. 1.4658 0.05362 161 103 41 17
260 Harold, Lisa, meet Brad, our new temp employee. Such a shame he’ll be with us only 76 hours. 1.4658 0.05764 146 95 34 17
261 My apologies, but our invitation actually said we were having a big MESQUITE barbecue party. 1.4655 0.05385 174 115 37 22
262 Actually, we met at the Blood Drive. 1.4654 0.05628 159 105 34 20
263 Well now, THAT'S a stinger! 1.4654 0.05836 159 108 28 23
264 Yes, most people guess lawyer, but I'm actually a phlebotomist. 1.4653 0.05654 144 92 37 15
265 It's a 2017 AB-Negative. Quite rare, actually. 1.4652 0.05213 187 124 39 24
266 We met at a flea market in Chernobyl. 1.4651 0.05110 172 109 46 17
267 We met on the web. 1.4649 0.04909 185 117 50 18
268 I asked for a Mojito, not a mosquito. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
269 But we're ALL lawyers, you fit right in. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
270 This is my husband. He’s a bit of a pest. 1.4647 0.05085 170 107 47 16
271 Buzz works in infectious diseases. 1.4643 0.05333 168 109 40 19
272 Oh, he's harmless - only the females bite. 1.4641 0.04987 181 115 48 18
273 And Dan is a divorce lawyer, so really you’re both giant, blood-sucking parasites! 1.4641 0.05168 181 118 42 21
274 We actually met at the company picnic last year. 1.4639 0.05101 166 104 47 15
275 We hear that the buzz about your West Nile trip just went viral. 1.4635 0.05215 192 129 37 26
276 A phlebotomist! How interesting! 1.4629 0.05237 175 114 41 20
277 Is somebody wearing DEET? 1.4624 0.05021 173 109 48 16
278 And after drinks, we'll have a little bite. 1.4624 0.05153 173 111 44 18
279 Now, I think we can agree to disagree on draining the swamp. 1.4624 0.05177 186 123 40 23
280 Larry here loves a warm, full-bodied red. 1.4615 0.05504 169 113 34 22
281 Robert, tell the Johnsons about your recent trip to Chernobyl. 1.4611 0.05488 167 111 35 21
282 What a small world, the Joneses are also from Florida. 1.4610 0.05651 141 90 37 14
283 ... and I thought “Why not?” and swiped right. So meet Lawrence. 1.4607 0.04965 191 124 46 21
284 Phil, I’d like you to meet the rest of the swat team. 1.4599 0.04985 187 121 46 20
285 And she has hundreds of sons about the same age as your daughter. 1.4596 0.04984 161 99 50 12
286 No, I distinctly remember ordering a grasshopper! 1.4596 0.05572 161 107 34 20
287 And so I said, 'that's not a parasite, that's my husband!' 1.4595 0.05539 148 95 38 15
288 ...and this is my parasite of an ex-husband who just decided to show up uninvited, as usual. 1.4593 0.05367 172 114 37 21
289 And this is Kevin. He sucks. 1.4592 0.05081 196 131 40 25
290 No, we were talking about Melania, not malaria. 1.4591 0.05554 159 105 35 19
291 Wow, the three of you really do have something in common...Marci's a phlebotomist and Dave's an attorney.... 1.4588 0.05150 170 109 44 17
292 Your stories about traveling abroad are infectious. 1.4588 0.04944 170 106 50 14
293 Cheryl, I'd like you to meet the new donors. 1.4588 0.05013 170 107 48 15
294 Joe here was just telling me about his work with the Gates Foundation's malaria project. 1.4583 0.05397 168 111 37 20
295 The Connors are going camping next week, I thought you should meet first. 1.4583 0.05651 144 93 36 15
296 So I said, “Bartender, I need a giant mojito!” 1.4581 0.05586 155 102 35 18
297 Roger and Linda here work in debugging software. No offense.” 1.4578 0.05445 166 110 36 20
298 Once you get to know him, he's not such a pest. 1.4576 0.04937 177 112 49 16
299 I heard you were back in town for the summer. 1.4574 0.04849 188 120 50 18
300 So I hear you come from the West Nile 1.4570 0.05119 186 123 41 22
301 Have you met our hosts? 1.4570 0.05286 186 126 35 25
302 Meet my husband. He is a lawyer, too. 1.4563 0.05667 160 108 31 21
303 O-positive. Why do you ask? 1.4561 0.05194 171 111 42 18
304 And if it doesn’t work out, he’ll be dead in three weeks anyway. 1.4561 0.04851 171 106 52 13
305 These two are bloodsucking lawyers, so you'll get along just fine. 1.4560 0.05084 182 119 43 20
306 Oh my gosh, small world! I swatted your cousin! 1.4558 0.05480 147 94 39 14
307 We met in Florida. 1.4557 0.05432 158 103 38 17
308 Oh yeah? And what makes you such an expert on Kafka? 1.4556 0.05437 169 113 35 21
309 I meant bloodsucking liberal as a term of endearment 1.4551 0.05615 167 114 30 23
310 I'm so sorry. I don't know why I slapped you. 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
311 Have you met the Orkins? 1.4545 0.05572 176 122 28 26
312 We met at camp. 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
313 Let me introduce Bob and Shelly. He's an O-positive, but she's one of those rare AB-negatives. 1.4545 0.05400 165 109 37 19
314 Meet tonight's protagonist, he got in through a hole in the screening process. 1.4545 0.05331 165 108 39 18
315 I'm so pleased that Fox News gave you the evening off 1.4545 0.06048 154 108 22 24
316 Tell us about the West Nile. 1.4540 0.05062 174 112 45 17
317 That's so interesting! Mark here was also just in Africa. 1.4540 0.04792 174 108 53 13
318 And this is my cousin Malaria. 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
319 How much do we have to drink for this to feel normal? 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
320 And this is our new neighbor,Ted. He just moved here from the West Nile. 1.4536 0.04942 183 118 47 18
321 May I present your hosts? 1.4536 0.05121 183 121 41 21
322 How terribly dreadful...only seven days? 1.4535 0.05236 172 113 40 19
323 So, Frank tells me you studied hematology? 1.4526 0.05858 137 90 32 15
324 So now you've tried the blood sample, can you guess which one of us it is? 1.4524 0.05260 168 110 40 18
325 Of course, we'll be using a surrogate. 1.4521 0.05019 188 124 43 21
326 ...and he's a brilliant fundraiser. He could get blood from a stone! 1.4518 0.05095 166 106 45 15
327 These are the Wagners. They will be your dinner tonight. 1.4514 0.05899 144 97 29 18
328 I'll just let you anti-vaxers get to know eachother! 1.4509 0.05586 173 120 28 25
329 I met him at the IRS office 1.4506 0.05330 162 106 39 17
330 We met on an Amazon cruise. 1.4506 0.05110 162 103 45 14
331 I'm afraid Bob here is a bit of a snob when it comes to reds. 1.4503 0.05191 171 112 41 18
332 Actually, we met on the net. 1.4503 0.05191 171 112 41 18
333 He's more exotic and certainly more social than my first husband. 1.4500 0.05242 180 121 37 22
334 We first met at our daughter's outdoor wedding last summer. 1.4500 0.05305 160 104 40 16
335 The Zika virus? Really, that was you?! 1.4500 0.04874 180 115 49 16
336 He visited our campsite in Maine. We adopted him. 1.4497 0.05254 149 94 43 12
337 Tim, meet Harry and Julia— they’ll be your hosts next week. 1.4494 0.05103 178 117 42 19
338 He’s great company as long as he doesn’t get too attached 1.4494 0.04848 178 113 50 15
339 Yes, John, we all know how strongly you feel about pesticides. 1.4494 0.05103 178 117 42 19
340 Why as a matter of fact, I do know Jeff Goldblum 1.4492 0.05206 187 127 36 24
341 So do you all have malaria? Or is that just a stereotype? 1.4492 0.04980 187 123 44 20
342 Oh that?, it's just some bug going around. 1.4491 0.05143 167 108 43 16
343 "Skeeter was telling me about his party trick, determining your blood type for free." 1.4489 0.04886 176 112 49 15
344 I think we can all agree with the PC crowd that “pesticide” is a pretty insensitive term and that “insecticide” is preferable. 1.4486 0.04780 185 118 51 16
345 He does have a point. 1.4481 0.05375 154 100 39 15
346 We actually ordered a giant Moscato. 1.4479 0.05583 163 111 31 21
347 You might be interested to know that the Jones' are both universal donors. 1.4475 0.05100 181 120 41 20
348 Meet the new head of our malaria lab. 1.4475 0.05160 181 121 39 21
349 So, Professor. What other effects of global warming have you studied? 1.4475 0.04594 181 112 57 12
350 You got through screening. 1.4471 0.05144 170 111 42 17
351 You'll love this one - What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
352 Congrats! We heard you went viral. 1.4459 0.05775 148 100 30 18
353 We didn't meet on the Net. We met in the net. 1.4444 0.04361 207 130 62 15
354 Why must you always B-Negative? 1.4438 0.05162 178 119 39 20
355 We just found out we're related by blood. 1.4438 0.04844 178 114 49 15
356 Is there a reason you all are wearing long sleeves on this hot day? 1.4438 0.05232 169 112 39 18
357 You look like you’re about to get smashed. 1.4438 0.05430 169 115 33 21
358 We met that summer I spent in Minnesota. 1.4432 0.04949 176 114 46 16
359 The Smiths here say they’re related to you by blood. 1.4427 0.04937 192 128 43 21
360 He’s less a global warming denier and more of a global warming advocate. 1.4425 0.04989 174 113 45 16
361 We discovered a taste for each other last summer. 1.4425 0.05055 174 114 43 17
362 And this is my divorce lawyer... 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
363 "Well, look on the bright side. At least they didn't drain the swamp." 1.4423 0.05243 156 101 41 14
364 I brought him so people wouldn't bring up the elephant in the room. 1.4420 0.05999 138 94 27 17
365 Frank and Rachel are lobbyists, so you all have a lot in common. 1.4419 0.05545 172 120 28 24
366 Cheer up, there's never been a better time to be a blood sucking parasite. 1.4419 0.05483 172 119 30 23
367 She's just here for the season. 1.4419 0.05030 172 112 44 16
368 I just assumed you'd want something red. 1.4409 0.04877 186 122 46 18
369 I'd say he's more of a gadfly 1.4405 0.05253 168 112 38 18
370 I'm sorry -- I just assumed you would want red. 1.4400 0.05161 175 117 39 19
371 I’m really sorry about the patio, I distinctly told George not to spray. 1.4400 0.04683 200 131 50 19
372 Why yes, he is the host. 1.4398 0.05329 191 135 28 28
373 Oh calm down, Murray, he calls all attorneys blood suckers. 1.4398 0.05064 191 130 38 23
374 Mojito! I asked for a mojito! 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
375 She just flew in from South America for that Zika conference. 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
376 Drain the swamp? Who’s kidding whom? 1.4398 0.05299 166 111 37 18
377 So how are the larvae? 1.4396 0.04766 182 117 50 15
378 This is my husband and the children are buzzing around here somewhere. 1.4395 0.05295 157 103 39 15
379 We both like the outdoors, and we both HATE spiders. 1.4393 0.04802 173 110 50 13
380 Speaking of trips, tell them all about your love for the West Nile. 1.4393 0.05332 173 118 34 21
381 My last boyfriend was a lawyer too! 1.4390 0.05415 164 111 34 19
382 He was looking for a mate before he dies tomorrow, and I was looking for some quick rebound sex. 1.4390 0.05131 164 107 42 15
383 Well, actually, Ted and I met at an entomology seminar at Yale. 1.4390 0.05346 164 110 36 18
384 Peter, Linda, I'd like you to meet our most annoying guest. 1.4386 0.05117 171 113 41 17
385 He was appointed as acting Secretary of the Interior to drain the swamp. 1.4386 0.05442 171 118 31 22
386 These are the O'Negatives. I heard the were just your type." 1.4385 0.05088 187 127 38 22
387 Have you guys met my Lawyer? 1.4382 0.05280 178 122 34 22
388 Would you rather have a Stinger? 1.4382 0.05096 178 119 40 19
389 Bill and Erika also summer in Montauk! 1.4379 0.05149 153 98 43 12
390 Skeeter..That's your last one..You're flying home tonight'' 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
391 And this is Janet... We met on a cruise up the Amazon last year! 1.4378 0.04773 185 120 49 16
392 So Dan, I hear you were a bloodsucking pest before you even joined us here at the I.R.S. 1.4375 0.05515 160 109 32 19
393 Why, yes, we all work at the blood bank. Are you also in the industry? 1.4375 0.04879 176 114 47 15
394 'Oliver was just telling me about his 30 000 lovely children.' 1.4372 0.04746 183 118 50 15
395 He had me at "you're my type". 1.4371 0.05110 151 96 44 11
396 Have you met Joyce? She's malarious. 1.4371 0.05280 151 98 40 13
397 Frank was just explaining how he eradicated an entire African village with yellow fever. 1.4365 0.04971 181 120 43 18
398 I mean,once you start with genetic modifications,it's so hard to know where to stop. Am I right,Edward? 1.4364 0.05179 165 109 40 16
399 Thank god for Stu. My last boyfriend was a leach. 1.4360 0.05354 172 118 33 21
400 Larry and I used to date, but I just wasn't his blood type. 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
401 He's a rescue. 1.4356 0.05367 163 110 35 18
402 Preston's organized our community blood drive. 1.4356 0.05077 163 106 43 14
403 Randy, dear. Have you met the Citronellas yet? 1.4353 0.05068 170 112 42 16
404 He's attracted to Type A people. 1.4353 0.04999 170 111 44 15
405 And Mos, you remember the Campbell's? The B - / AB + couple? 1.4352 0.04858 193 129 44 20
406 And what law firm do you work for? 1.4350 0.04988 177 117 43 17
407 Dear thing, if your lifespan ends in two hours we can certainly bring out the appetizers now. 1.4348 0.04967 161 103 46 12
408 That's so funny, the Johnsons just got back from the West Nile. 1.4348 0.05205 184 127 34 23
409 Jeffrey says that it was my skin that first attracted him, wasn't it darling? 1.4348 0.04911 184 122 44 18
410 Let me introduce you to our bartender. In addition to serving drinks, he'll be monitoring everyone's blood alcohol level. 1.4348 0.05627 161 112 28 21
411 I finally said to myself: Don't I deserve someone like Bill here who would appreciate every square inch of me? 1.4345 0.05180 168 112 39 17
412 He was so attracted to me 1.4345 0.05040 168 110 43 15
413 Can I get you someone else to drink? 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
414 We met on my trip to the West Nile and have been together since. 1.4342 0.05417 152 101 36 15
415 Why are you three dressed as humans? 1.4341 0.05011 182 122 41 19
416 I'd like you to meet your host. 1.4340 0.05166 159 104 41 14
417 Where do we summer? Why do you ask? 1.4337 0.05154 166 110 40 16
418 So, you detect notes of blood group O, Rh positive. 1.4337 0.05294 166 112 36 18
419 If only he sucked fat. 1.4335 0.04936 173 113 45 15
420 No, no. I asked for a moJito! 1.4335 0.05265 173 118 35 20
421 I said mojito, not mosquito! 1.4333 0.05051 180 121 40 19
422 Now that metamorphosis is complete, he is allowed to drink. 1.4332 0.04793 187 123 47 17
423 Ha-ha, I get it, not into small talk- 26 hour lifespan and all. 1.4331 0.04805 157 98 50 9
424 Is there a particular vintage you prefer? Perhaps a nice Millennial? 1.4327 0.05438 171 119 30 22
425 And Fred is a phlebotomist. You two should talk. 1.4327 0.05045 171 113 42 16
426 Meet the cause of my seven-year itch. 1.4324 0.04890 185 123 44 18
427 I’d like you to meet my comfort mosquito 1.4320 0.05290 169 115 35 19
428 Oh, I'm a sucker for a Bloody Mary, too. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
429 Seriously. Bite me. 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
430 He says I'm exactly his type. O positive. 1.4310 0.04706 174 111 51 12
431 Lovely name, Anopheles. Is is Greek? 1.4309 0.04653 188 122 51 15
432 I'd like you both to meet Ted. He's also a bloodsucking lawyer. 1.4306 0.06206 144 104 18 22
433 I hope you like it. It’s a rare 2017 AB negative. 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
434 And then I just slapped him. Needless to say, that was the end of our relationship. 1.4302 0.04953 172 113 44 15
435 I usually like a red with more body. 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
436 I don't care if you are picking up subtle notes of Deet, just drink the damn wine. 1.4302 0.05221 172 117 36 19
437 Nobody ever "invites" me to a party. They just assume I'll show up. 1.4302 0.04815 179 117 47 15
438 Some of my best friends are parasitic blood-suckers. 1.4301 0.05215 186 130 32 24
439 The Franklins have been itching to meet you. 1.4301 0.04561 186 119 54 13
440 This is Bernie. He is from the Upper West Nile. 1.4301 0.04929 186 125 42 19
441 I hope you're not flying tonight. 1.4295 0.05734 149 103 28 18
442 And here's Bob from Goldman Sachs. 1.4294 0.05433 163 112 32 19
443 ...and, as the new Director, you're uniquely qualified to bring some new blood into the CDC. 1.4294 0.05063 170 113 41 16
444 Honey, these are the wasps I’ve been telling you all about 1.4294 0.05132 170 114 39 17
445 He doesn't bark or shed, but he really scares the hell out of the mail man. 1.4294 0.04984 177 118 42 17
446 O negative 2003? Excellent choice! 1.4294 0.04919 177 117 44 16
447 So then I said, 'bite me,' ... Oh, wait. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
448 Personally I can’t stand B+ - give me a nice glass of O- on a muggy summer night and I’m set. 1.4286 0.05266 161 108 37 16
449 George and I met at the malaria conference, what about you two? 1.4286 0.04870 189 127 43 19
450 We met under the porch light. 1.4286 0.04892 175 115 45 15
451 Fred works undercover for the EPA. 1.4286 0.04634 189 123 51 15
452 No more dear, your’re buzzed! 1.4286 0.04819 168 108 48 12
453 Sorry, I just assumed you’d want the red. 1.4286 0.05024 175 117 41 17
454 Buzz, here, is an admitted social parasite. 1.4286 0.05153 175 119 37 19
455 How long have you been a lawyer? 1.4286 0.05378 168 116 32 20
456 I'm doing better than ever, It wouldn't be the same in D.C. if he actually drained the swamp 1.4277 0.05261 173 119 34 20
457 Don’t be ridiculous, Sidney. Of course the Petersons don’t smell like DEET. 1.4277 0.05388 159 108 34 17
458 Bert has always been quite the Kafka fan. 1.4276 0.05248 152 100 39 13
459 You have a lot in common—the Johnsons are both lawyers. 1.4271 0.05142 192 135 32 25
460 No, I ordered a MOJITO! 1.4270 0.04961 178 119 42 17
461 I asked for a Large Mojito, not a Large Mosquito! 1.4270 0.05150 178 122 36 20
462 Well at least you’re not a lawyer! 1.4268 0.05122 164 109 40 15
463 So the Witch Doctor got angry. What happened next? 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
464 These parties always suck the life out of me 1.4263 0.04907 190 129 41 20
465 May I offer you a bite? 1.4262 0.04801 183 121 46 16
466 No, I am NOT your type! 1.4262 0.04985 183 124 40 19
467 Can I get you more stagnant water?" 1.4260 0.04797 169 109 48 12
468 Yes, everyone thinks when I talk about 'my husband the bloodsucker' I'm speaking metaphorically, but as you can see... 1.4259 0.05240 162 109 37 16
469 None of the repellents were working, he kept on hanging around and the rest is history." 1.4259 0.05525 162 113 29 20
470 I thought I ordered a grasshopper. 1.4259 0.05091 162 107 41 14
471 Well, I was tired of always having an elephant in the room... 1.4258 0.05254 155 103 38 14
472 Would you prefer a Scotch with standing water? 1.4257 0.04744 202 137 44 21
473 So I said, "Mosquito, Moscato. Tomato, tomatoe". 1.4254 0.04963 181 122 41 18
474 Moss, you remember Bill? You bit him at our Fourth of July barbecue last summer. 1.4253 0.04771 174 113 48 13
475 It's called a grasshopper. I bet you'd like it. 1.4253 0.05172 174 119 36 19
476 I think Harold here has some thoughts on the benefits of climate change. 1.4252 0.04249 214 138 61 15
477 Anna, this is Bill and Mel. They’ll be your hosts for this evening. 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
478 Dr. Zika has come to speak about West Nile virus 1.4251 0.05332 167 115 33 19
479 I believe you both have some Irish blood in you. 1.4250 0.05360 160 109 34 17
480 You sure you're okay to fly? You seem buzzed. 1.4247 0.04682 186 122 49 15
481 Having your own reusable straw is so "in". 1.4247 0.05035 146 93 44 9
482 And then I said, "Swatter? I barely knew her!" 1.4247 0.05484 146 98 34 14
483 It's a 1993 O positive 1.4246 0.05065 179 122 38 19
484 And Bob here is literally a blood sucking lawyer. 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
485 We met last summer in Alaska. 1.4242 0.05097 165 110 40 15
486 They remember you from their Peace Corps days 1.4239 0.04654 184 120 50 14
487 Gary's head of Infectious Diseases at the CDC, aren't you Gar? 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
488 Thanks, but I'll just stick with the O Positive. 1.4235 0.04989 170 113 42 15
489 He just kind of got under my skin. 1.4233 0.04915 163 106 45 12
490 You look like you're ready for a bite. 1.4233 0.04915 163 106 45 12
491 And this is my husband, Herb. He's a lobbyist. 1.4233 0.05357 163 112 33 18
492 John’s taken his love of Kafka too far this time. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
493 We met a blood bank. I was giving, he was taking. 1.4233 0.04678 163 103 51 9
494 You know Jeff Goldblum, don't you? 1.4231 0.04941 182 123 41 18
495 We were just talking about how big the mosquitoes were in the Hamptons this year. 1.4231 0.04753 182 120 47 15
496 How long have you worked at the IRS? 1.4231 0.04879 182 122 43 17
497 I Don’t know about you guys but I already feel a buzz! 1.4229 0.04887 175 116 44 15
498 They’re just wondering who left the screen open. 1.4226 0.04663 168 107 51 10
499 Pay no attention to Herb. One glass of wine and he bugs everybody. 1.4225 0.05019 187 129 37 21
500 I'm partial to full-bodied reds. 1.4224 0.05186 161 108 38 15
501 What a coincidence. Anopheles was my maiden name. 1.4224 0.05034 161 106 42 13
502 Whereas Jeremy prefers a full-bodied red... 1.4218 0.05623 147 101 30 16
503 Oh, it’s AB-negative. Hard to find. I’m glad you like it. 1.4216 0.04941 185 126 40 19
504 I’m all out of B positive but this is a very rare AB negative , enjoy! 1.4214 0.05307 159 108 35 16
505 It’s actually my favorite, an O-negative from 2012 1.4211 0.05236 171 118 34 19
506 Personally, I think Kafka ment it as metaphor, but I can see where you're coming from. 1.4211 0.05324 152 102 36 14
507 We met on safari. 1.4208 0.04733 183 121 47 15
508 So you keep your blood alcohol level in check by drinking blood and alcohol at the same time! Genius! 1.4205 0.04864 195 134 40 21
509 Frankly, I don’t think anyone should be defined by the number of their legs. 1.4205 0.04585 195 129 50 16
510 Unfortunately, his friendship is only skin deep. 1.4205 0.04729 176 115 48 13
511 And that's when he said, 'malaria? I hardly know her!' 1.4201 0.04791 169 110 47 12
512 Don’t be alarmed. Only females need blood. Males prefer a nice Cab. 1.4200 0.04559 200 133 50 17
513 Well, he was a little prick when he was younger, but we've all evolved… 1.4200 0.05374 150 101 35 14
514 He likes his a little more full bodied. 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
515 No. He's from the EAST Nile. 1.4195 0.04835 174 115 45 14
516 And of course you know Bob and Betty from last summer in the Hamptons. 1.4194 0.05405 155 106 33 16
517 Don’t mind Martin. He gets a little annoying when he’s buzzed. 1.4187 0.04894 160 104 45 11
518 And there's a whole magnum of A negative where that came from. 1.4186 0.05079 172 117 38 17
519 And our little bloodsucker here passed the bar on his first attempt! 1.4184 0.04680 196 132 46 18
520 Is that the moscato? 1.4183 0.05296 153 103 36 14
521 I think it would be better if you were just a fly on the wall in these conversations, Trevor. 1.4182 0.04869 165 108 45 12
522 And Marty here is an expert in infectious disease... 1.4182 0.04792 165 107 47 11
523 And how long have you worked for the IRS? 1.4181 0.04909 177 119 42 16
524 Oh, I'm sorry, would you like a straw? 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
525 So, I said: That's malarious! 1.4176 0.04936 182 124 40 18
526 This is Bob. We met on that "Drain the Swamp" dating site. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
527 Tell me, is arthropod politically incorrect these days? 1.4172 0.05061 163 109 40 14
528 I prefer the March 2019 AB Negative. It's a full bodied red, difficult to find but travels well. 1.4172 0.05208 163 111 36 16
529 I would like for you to meet the Smiths. They are the homo sapiens I told you about. 1.4167 0.04978 156 102 43 11
530 Sorry we ran out of Type O. Is Type A okay? 1.4167 0.04809 156 100 47 9
531 Before you, our landlord was the biggest bloodsucker we knew. 1.4163 0.04718 209 145 41 23
532 Can you stay for a quick bite? 1.4162 0.04878 197 137 38 22
533 So tell us how you know our host... 1.4162 0.04692 185 123 47 15
534 We met at a Republican fund-raiser. 1.4161 0.05542 161 114 27 20
535 Francine here is a phlebotomist. 1.4161 0.04950 161 106 43 12
536 Darling, you've met our new neighbors, the Youngbloods? 1.4161 0.05104 161 108 39 14
537 What? No. I ordered a grasshopper. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
538 So, you and Karen met at summer camp? 1.4157 0.04620 178 116 50 12
539 Gregor's had something of a metamorphosis since you last saw him. 1.4157 0.05209 166 114 35 17
540 I guess I really do have a type; my first husband was a phlebotomist." 1.4156 0.05269 154 104 36 14
541 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzinfandel? 1.4154 0.04860 195 135 39 21
542 You see? I did not even know I had standing water on the patio. 1.4153 0.04853 183 124 42 17
543 ...and which law firm are you with? 1.4152 0.05230 171 119 33 19
544 When he drinks he tends to make a pest of himself!" 1.4152 0.05029 171 116 39 16
545 A lawyer huh? What kind? 1.4152 0.05230 171 119 33 19
546 We met at my ant's picnic. 1.4149 0.04936 188 130 38 20
547 If you need a refill, they're both Type O. 1.4148 0.04991 176 120 39 17
548 That's the second time you took my olive. 1.4148 0.05056 176 121 37 18
549 I hate to bug you, but my friends are itching to meet you. 1.4146 0.05395 164 115 30 19
550 Stan and Irene, meet our infestment counselor. 1.4144 0.04953 181 124 39 18
551 Skeeter is doing very advanced work in hematology at New York Presbyterian. 1.4142 0.05001 169 114 40 15
552 I understand you summer in the Hamptons. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
553 Mr Kafka is a writer 1.4142 0.05208 169 117 34 18
554 Stop, you’re sucking the life out of this party. 1.4142 0.05140 169 116 36 17
555 I just assumed you'd prefer red ... 1.4142 0.05208 169 117 34 18
556 What kind of law do you practice? 1.4140 0.05273 157 107 35 15
557 Darling, the Abrams are both type O! 1.4140 0.05350 157 108 33 16
558 No, dear, that’s just a clever name. It’s basically just vodka and tomato juice with a dash of Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco. 1.4140 0.04953 157 103 43 11
559 I hope you like it. It's Saratoga Springs, 2014, Type AB negative. 1.4138 0.04965 174 118 40 16
560 It was positively Kafkaesque. George woke up one morning to find himself transformed into a heavy drinker . 1.4136 0.05301 162 112 33 17
561 We were out of A positive, so I hope O negative is okay. 1.4134 0.04800 179 120 44 15
562 You could say that he's a relative by blood. 1.4133 0.05367 150 102 34 14
563 We also worked for BuzzFeed. 1.4133 0.04619 196 132 47 17
564 We met on vacation. 1.4130 0.04832 184 125 42 17
565 I’m so glad you could join us, we haven’t seen you since our backyard party last fall. 1.4125 0.04967 160 106 42 12
566 Did you say you’re from the west Nile region? 1.4124 0.05032 177 122 37 18
567 We found him in the rainforest but he is surprisingly urbane. 1.4124 0.04293 194 125 58 11
568 You say mosquito, I say Moscato 1.4122 0.05667 148 104 27 17
569 We finally got to open that 1987 AB Positive. 1.4121 0.05157 165 113 36 16
570 Happily he is from the East Nile 1.4118 0.05047 170 116 38 16
571 Sorry. I guess I just figured you wouldn't need a stirrer. 1.4114 0.04808 175 117 44 14
572 My soul-sucking parents, meet my bloodsucking boyfriend. 1.4112 0.04978 197 140 33 24
573 ‘“And this is our newest addition to the Entomology Department, Professor Manny. Assuming the weather holds, we hope to keep him all semester.” 1.4111 0.04511 180 117 52 11
574 He sucks as a date, but the great thing is _he only has a 10-day lifespan. 1.4111 0.04580 180 118 50 12
575 That's a 1978 AB positive with notes of sweat and tears. 1.4111 0.05154 180 127 32 21
576 Jack's a different person when he drinks. 1.4111 0.04907 180 123 40 17
577 So, what keeps you up at night? 1.4108 0.04991 185 129 36 20
578 The house red is A-positive. Do you like it? 1.4108 0.04931 185 128 38 19
579 So… I had no idea that there was this whole other side to malaria. 1.4108 0.04560 185 122 50 13
580 Can I get you a Bloody Mary, or do you want another stinger? 1.4107 0.05159 168 116 35 17
581 The Hendersons are also lawyers. 1.4104 0.04982 173 118 39 16
582 ...and where do you summer? 1.4104 0.04845 173 116 43 14
583 Jeff engaged in smalltalk, all the while inching his hand towards his fly swatter. 1.4103 0.05214 156 106 36 14
584 This is Stanley, he's Type O. And this is Janine, she's AB. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about. 1.4101 0.04749 178 119 45 14
585 He's quite the connoisseur of reds, he prefers sweet, full-bodied North American types 1.4101 0.04946 178 122 39 17
586 Sorry, I forgot... You said you were from East or West Nile? 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
587 Cognac and crème de menthe. It's called a stinger. No offense. 1.4099 0.05098 161 109 38 14
588 We met at Martha’s Vineyard last summer 1.4096 0.04839 166 110 44 12
589 Be careful what you say. I think this room might be bugged. 1.4096 0.04571 188 125 49 14
590 We met at the company blood drive. 1.4094 0.04813 171 114 44 13
591 Go on, try imaging what he looked like before he went paleo. 1.4094 0.05158 171 119 34 18
592 We actually met at the flea-market 1.4093 0.04836 193 134 39 20
593 You're going to love Henry and Siobhan - they're blood donors! 1.4091 0.05098 154 103 39 12
594 Blood sucking parasite? No ma'am, I'm a lawyer. 1.4091 0.05342 154 106 33 15
595 Great, Tina’s back to suck the life out of the room again. 1.4088 0.04885 181 124 40 17
596 James handled my divorce, he's very good at what he does. 1.4085 0.05176 164 113 35 16
597 Tell them the results of your DNA test. 1.4083 0.05065 169 116 37 16
598 and Ancestry.com traced Howard's lineage to ancient Egypt, just west of the Nile. 1.4083 0.05202 169 118 33 18
599 What do you mean, we're the endangered species? 1.4082 0.04556 196 132 48 16
600 This wine has legs, and a nice buzz! 1.4080 0.04892 174 118 41 15
601 I think the acid is kicking in. 1.4079 0.05550 152 107 28 17
602 Not to worry. I only drink full-bodied reds. 1.4076 0.05266 157 108 34 15
603 I'd like to introduce the Franklins. They are O positive. 1.4076 0.04948 184 128 37 19
604 You must be Bill's ex-wife. We've heard a lot about you. 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
605 I was just telling Gwen and Drew you'd appreciate their exquisite taste. 1.4074 0.05294 162 113 32 17
606 I'd like you to meet my friends, O and AB-negative. 1.4074 0.04363 189 123 55 11
607 He's staying with us while the Johnson's house is bug bombed. 1.4074 0.04793 189 130 41 18
608 Nobody at the party was pleased with Karen's new boyfriend; he sucked even more than the last one. 1.4072 0.05107 167 115 36 16
609 So, how did you become involved in investment banking? 1.4070 0.05134 172 120 34 18
610 Fred has a funny story about his Amazon rafting trip, don't you, Fred? 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
611 How funny! Roger here is a kind of phlebotomist, too. 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
612 Why are you so interested in our blood alcohol levels? 1.4070 0.04861 172 116 42 14
613 You're a phlebotomist? Me too! 1.4068 0.05090 177 124 34 19
614 Be careful what you say, the room may be bugged. 1.4066 0.05107 182 129 32 21
615 No, silly, there aren't any blue-bloods here. 1.4062 0.04799 160 105 45 10
616 Frank recently began work with the Red Cross. 1.4062 0.05268 160 111 33 16
617 We're celebrating Juniors winning first place in his high school science contest. 1.4062 0.05487 160 114 27 19
618 I told you that you would meet some fellow blood suckers. John and Emma are both attorneys. 1.4057 0.05002 175 121 37 17
619 We met him last Summer in Maine. 1.4056 0.05274 143 96 36 11
620 Would I be presumptuous in assuming you prefer a wine with a well defined nose and plenty of legs? 1.4056 0.04901 180 124 39 17
621 Why, yes! I AM a Type A person! How did you know? 1.4056 0.04837 180 123 41 16
622 Gregory here is rewriting Kafka’s Metamorphosis. 1.4054 0.04805 185 127 41 17
623 We met online! I was looking for a straight male, never married, financially solvent, conservative values, good dancer, and no tattoos, and I got matched with Milo here 1.4052 0.05200 153 104 36 13
624 So he was just telling me how it's only the females that drink blood. The males mostly drink Zinfandel... 1.4051 0.05390 158 111 30 17
625 Spraying just wasn't working, so I thought I would try a cheap merlot. 1.4051 0.05082 158 107 38 13
626 Oh, he’s having the house speciality, a Stinger with a twist of Lyme. 1.4048 0.05356 168 120 28 20
627 Let me assure you, we've never used Roundup. 1.4048 0.05152 168 117 34 17
628 I’d like you to meet my divorce lawyer. 1.4048 0.04794 168 112 44 12
629 How did you become a phlebotomist? 1.4046 0.05109 173 121 34 18
630 How do you like the red? Enough body? 1.4045 0.05067 178 125 34 19
631 The O-negative is quite nice. Is it local? 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
632 I was just telling them about your trip to Chernobyl last year. 1.4044 0.05753 136 95 27 14
633 Why, yes, he is a lawyer. How did you know? 1.4044 0.05024 183 129 34 20
634 Of course its pesticide free! 1.4043 0.04749 188 129 42 17
635 Who ordered the stinger 1.4041 0.04941 193 137 34 22
636 I know, I know, but climate change brings us together 1.4041 0.05104 146 97 39 10
637 Bernard was just telling me about the Kafka-esque week he's been having. 1.4040 0.05247 151 103 35 13
638 Don't worry. One drink and she'll be gone. 1.4040 0.05494 151 106 29 16
639 Well if you don't want wine, how about the Andersons? 1.4036 0.05126 166 115 35 16
640 Now don't get him started on climate change. 1.4036 0.04679 166 109 47 10
641 Don’t be silly. He didn’t try to swat you. 1.4036 0.05054 166 114 37 15
642 And this is our delegate from West Nile. 1.4035 0.04806 171 115 43 13
643 He's in PR. It's his job to generate some buzz. 1.4035 0.05152 171 120 33 18
644 Lyme, triple-sec, and tequila. 1.4035 0.04878 171 116 41 14
645 It's fine. We're all here to get a buzz on. 1.4035 0.04511 171 111 51 9
646 20 thousand children! My, how do you feed them all? 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
647 His sting operation stories become more fascinating after he’s had a few. 1.4034 0.04642 176 117 47 12
648 And Judy is living proof that you don’t need social media to go viral. 1.4033 0.04879 181 125 39 17
649 I’m sorry – did you say your name was Melania or Maleria? 1.4030 0.04741 201 141 39 21
650 This is Jim. He makes the best Bloody Mary. 1.4026 0.05718 154 112 22 20
651 I enjoy the lush tannins of a classic B-negative. 1.4025 0.05436 159 113 28 18
652 'Of course, Sting needs no introduction.' 1.4024 0.04948 164 111 40 13
653 No, I said 'millennial' not 'malarial', but you're welcome to join our convo. 1.4024 0.04871 164 110 42 12
654 'Actually, I ordered a mojito' 1.4024 0.05520 164 119 24 21
655 What’s the name of that place you love? Standing water? 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
656 I hear you guys are going to be neighbors this summer. 1.4022 0.04377 179 116 54 9
657 It's really amazing that Harold and I met, there I was at the bar having a drink after work and he just flew in out of nowhere. 1.4022 0.04632 184 124 46 14
658 I want you to meet the giant bloodsucker from work I was telling you about... 1.4021 0.04698 194 134 42 18
659 Now this is fascinating. Tell Bill and Jane about your recent 23andMe results. 1.4020 0.04557 199 136 46 17
660 No, I've never had malaria, why do you ask? 1.4012 0.05029 167 115 37 15
661 So... how do you know the host? 1.4012 0.05060 172 120 35 17
662 You simply must visit the West Nile! 1.4012 0.04924 172 118 39 15
663 Mark started with south beach then Atkins and is now entirely keto. 1.4000 0.04514 205 141 46 18
664 Sucks being you, huh? 1.4000 0.04548 185 124 48 13
665 . . . And Bill is a phlebotomist who just got back from a month on the Nile. 1.4000 0.05034 170 118 36 16
666 He's leading the anti-vax movement. 1.4000 0.05335 160 113 30 17
667 Stop pestering them about their blood types 1.4000 0.04863 175 120 40 15
668 O negative, the universal donor. Why? 1.4000 0.04634 180 121 46 13
669 Tell them about the time you bit Jose Canseco. 1.4000 0.05034 170 118 36 16
670 Yes, for some reason I've always been the one mosquitoes find irresistible. 1.4000 0.04958 180 126 36 18
671 Ill bet you're going to miss plastic straws 1.4000 0.05126 175 124 32 19
672 And this is . . . I'm sorry, what law firm did you say you're with? 1.4000 0.05303 170 122 28 20
673 Sorry I don't date mosquitos -- once bitten twice shy. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
674 I was just telling them how important it is to get vaccinated. 1.4000 0.04795 175 119 42 14
675 What are the chances? Another lefty! 1.3990 0.04596 193 132 45 16
676 So I just flew in from the West er... East Nile. 1.3989 0.04368 188 124 53 11
677 Honey, tell them the story of how your ancestors invented the first Bloody Mary. 1.3989 0.05123 178 127 31 20
678 That’s a wonderful red. Whose is it?” 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
679 Remarkable nose you have. For wine, I mean. 1.3989 0.04803 178 122 41 15
680 It's a New Jersey, 1998, type AB 1.3988 0.04969 173 120 37 16
681 What's the difference between me and a lawyer? I'm not a bloodsucking parasite...oh, um. Way to read the room Linda 1.3988 0.05168 173 123 31 19
682 Jim tells me you really fit in at the IRS. 1.3988 0.04933 168 115 39 14
683 It’s a funny story actually...we met at the lab. 1.3987 0.05023 153 103 39 11
684 This is Lionel, he’s just popped in as his apartment is being fumigated 1.3986 0.05229 148 101 35 12
685 What a coincidence Gregory. We were just discussing Kafka. 1.3978 0.04898 186 131 36 19
686 I'm thrilled you came...we thought you were extinct. 1.3978 0.04745 181 124 42 15
687 Skeeter has the best nose in the wine rating business. 1.3977 0.04704 176 119 44 13
688 Quito was initially worried about "draining the swamp" rhetoric but has done very well for herself lately. 1.3977 0.04907 176 122 38 16
689 Not to get too political at the party, but good screens make good neighbors - don't you think? 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
690 I think you have a point. 1.3977 0.05078 171 120 34 17
691 Welcome to the bloodsuckers convention! Are you in law, consulting, lobbying, or insurance? 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
692 I hope you'll like it. It's an interesting little blend of O Positive and AB Negative. 1.3976 0.04974 166 114 38 14
693 But you ARE a blood-sucking parasite! Maybe you should learn to take a complement! 1.3974 0.05432 156 111 28 17
694 Is that a Stinger? 1.3974 0.05356 156 110 30 16
695 This is Allen. He's employing his blood sucking skills as a divorce lawyer. 1.3968 0.04722 189 131 41 17
696 What a small world! I did my Peace Corps tour on the West Nile. 1.3968 0.04602 189 129 45 15
697 George, Karen, this is my husband Skeeter 1.3966 0.04846 179 124 39 16
698 You guys should have loads to talk about. Ed and Laurie work in pesticides. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
699 Would anyone care for a bite?" 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
700 That's remarkable, you were born and raised in a discarded truck tire. 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
701 You'd love John and Karen - they're also blood-sucking parasites. They're bankers." 1.3966 0.05208 174 125 29 20
702 Anna joins us from Chernobyl. 1.3963 0.05015 164 113 37 14
703 Who says genetic engineering can't be fun? 1.3962 0.04806 159 106 43 10
704 Why yes, Craig is an attorney. How did you know? 1.3961 0.05164 154 106 35 13
705 How has climate change affected you, Bob? 1.3957 0.04445 187 125 50 12
706 Let me introduce you to the '68 Timothy and the '72 Carol. 1.3955 0.05203 177 128 28 21
707 So you literally flew through immigration? 1.3953 0.05054 172 121 34 17
708 And this is Delia, my bloodsucking sister-in-law. 1.3953 0.05054 172 121 34 17
709 Want to join us for a bite? 1.3953 0.04777 172 117 42 13
710 How interesting. I grew up near a swamp myself. 1.3952 0.04802 167 113 42 12
711 Honey - I've told you... no one wants to hear about your work. 1.3952 0.04802 167 113 42 12
712 Fred here is one of the founders of BuzzFeed. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
713 We have guests, Gregor. How ill-mannered of you to metamorphose. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
714 We met thru 23andMe 1.3944 0.04694 180 123 43 14
715 Having said that, beak size does matter. 1.3941 0.04957 170 118 37 15
716 Wow, you like a full-bodied red, don't you? 1.3941 0.05163 170 121 31 18
717 I prefer something a little more sanguine and full bodied. 1.3941 0.04886 170 117 39 14
718 And I'm sure you've heard the buzz around Moe, here. 1.3939 0.04840 165 112 41 12
719 I met him walking over here. He's an emotional support animal that's currently looking for work... 1.3938 0.05253 160 113 31 16
720 Believe me . . . around the campfire, he doesn't even use a glass. 1.3936 0.04737 188 131 40 17
721 Dear, let's not bore them with how we met. 1.3936 0.04361 188 125 52 11
722 My friend here is really big in the anti-vaxxer movement. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
723 Stan here is also a lawyer. 1.3935 0.05218 155 108 33 14
724 What a small world. Bob had malaria and, Jerry, didn't you say you're a vector? 1.3934 0.04508 183 123 48 12
725 Mark tells us you work mostly in experiments gone horribly wrong? 1.3934 0.04891 183 129 36 18
726 So when did you get involved in the anti-vaccine movement? 1.3933 0.04991 178 126 34 18
727 He just wants to get a little buzz. 1.3932 0.04595 206 145 41 20
728 My wife says I always find a way to suck the life out of the party. 1.3931 0.04825 173 119 40 14
729 I'd like to introduce you to Melvin. Please resist the urge to swat him. 1.3931 0.04538 173 115 48 10
730 Darling, meet the Fergusons. They're your type of people-O positive. 1.3931 0.05030 173 122 34 17
731 And this is my no-good parasite of a husband, Roger. 1.3931 0.04684 173 117 44 12
732 You want to hold it by the stem, dear 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
733 I was swatted when I was a kid, too. 1.3929 0.04550 168 111 48 9
734 Kafka has had a tremendous influence on George. 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
735 Let me introduce you to the guest of honor, my divorce lawyer. 1.3929 0.04926 196 142 31 23
736 Well, we can all agree that we’re looking forward to warmer weather. 1.3929 0.04653 196 137 41 18
737 No, no, bloodsucker is just a figure of speech. 1.3926 0.05032 163 113 36 14
738 It's red. What's the bloody difference? 1.3926 0.05253 163 116 30 17
739 He's definitely a type A personality. But he won't turn away an AB or an O. 1.3924 0.05145 158 110 34 14
740 No need for introductions, I met them on their camping trip last weekend. 1.3923 0.04866 181 127 37 17
741 Perfect timing, Tom. We were just talking about blood-sucking Wall-Street types. 1.3922 0.05505 153 110 26 17
742 I hear you are a real connoisseur, these two here are just your type! 1.3922 0.05183 153 106 34 13
743 I'm quite sure I ordered a mojito. 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
744 Château Mouton Rothschild AB Positive, 2012 1.3920 0.05158 176 127 29 20
745 Martin, Susan, I'd like you to meet Bert. Bert actually LIKES the humidity. 1.3920 0.04833 176 122 39 15
746 You seem pretty buzzed. 1.3920 0.05221 176 128 27 21
747 What law firm are you with? 1.3918 0.04629 194 135 42 17
748 Am I wearing too much OFF!? 1.3918 0.04629 194 135 42 17
749 We’re not vaccinating the kids either... 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
750 Yes, I'm from the south, just moved in. Dying for some new blood. 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
751 It’s usually a WASPier crowd. 1.3915 0.04834 189 134 36 19
752 Has everyone met Zika? 1.3911 0.05030 179 128 32 19
753 And this is our son, Carl. He does CRISPR research at the university. 1.3908 0.04443 174 115 50 9
754 Metallic aroma, full-bodied, iron overtones, definitely blood 1.3908 0.05006 174 123 34 17
755 Oh, and this is my husband Moss, he's a real prick! 1.3908 0.05389 174 129 22 23
756 I really would prefer a Grasshopper. 1.3908 0.04939 174 122 36 16
757 And let me introduce the new neighbors, Wes Niles and Zika. 1.3907 0.05636 151 110 23 18
758 Will you be running in 2020 also? 1.3905 0.05113 169 120 32 17
759 And this is Phil—he's eluded the SWAT team for many years. 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
760 Well, what's the latest buzz? 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
761 So, what inspired you to volunteer with The Red Cross? 1.3905 0.05113 169 120 32 17
762 So I hear you all met during vacation? 1.3905 0.04902 169 117 38 14
763 Who ordered a Stinger? 1.3904 0.04870 187 133 35 19
764 No, no... what my friend was saying is that he doesn't care for the MOSCADO 1.3904 0.04628 187 129 43 15
765 No way, my husband's a phlebotomist too. 1.3902 0.05155 164 116 32 16
766 Go on - tell that great story about how you got stuck in amber. 1.3902 0.04778 164 111 42 11
767 Malaria is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people. 1.3902 0.05081 164 115 34 15
768 This is Fred. He helped my husband with some of his genome experiments. 1.3902 0.04619 164 109 46 9
769 Since he’s been reading Frank Kafka, he’s like a different person. 1.3901 0.04781 182 127 39 16
770 So, I hear you work at the internal revenue service. 1.3901 0.05029 182 131 31 20
771 It you prefer red, Jim here is AB negative. 1.3901 0.05492 141 99 29 13
772 And Zika is having what's called a stinger. 1.3898 0.04744 177 122 41 14
773 I always feel drained after these events. 1.3896 0.04902 154 104 40 10
774 I hear you created quite a buzz over by the pool. 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
775 I agree the Pinot was excellent, but I am more of an O Negative type myself. 1.3895 0.04697 172 117 43 12
776 Quite the contrary, he's a great party guest. Go ahead Stan, show them how you can guess their blood type. 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
777 And what did 123andMe have to say? 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
778 Meet Dan and Carol--mosquitoes usually love them! 1.3892 0.04847 185 131 36 18
779 May I present our radiation mutation expert, Dr. Smith. 1.3889 0.05225 144 99 34 11
780 We met when he was just knee-high to a grasshopper. 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
781 Jennifer identifies as gender-neutral 1.3889 0.04654 162 108 45 9
782 He's a rescue from the bug zapper light out back 1.3889 0.05049 162 113 35 14
783 ...of course, you already met John and Stephanie from the summer party. 1.3886 0.04464 193 132 47 14
784 So Dan and Margaret also summer in the Hamptons! 1.3886 0.04780 175 121 40 14
785 And this is my husband--we met in Florida. 1.3885 0.04921 157 107 39 11
786 Well, Gregor, look at you! A new job and you appear to be completely transformed! 1.3882 0.04878 170 118 38 14
787 I invite him because all his posts go viral. 1.3879 0.04755 165 112 42 11
788 And this is my friend who's been causing so much buzz. 1.3879 0.04982 165 115 36 14
789 So, what exactly does a phlebotomist do? 1.3876 0.04789 178 124 39 15
790 And I believe this is Zika who tells me she just flew in from Miami 1.3875 0.05465 160 117 24 19
791 Here, meet the Bloods. I think they're your type. 1.3875 0.04936 160 110 38 12
792 Please don't point that at my implants. 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
793 She really knows how to suck the life out of a party... 1.3871 0.04641 186 129 42 15
794 Honey, tell them about the time you bugged the Oval Office. 1.3871 0.04877 155 105 40 10
795 He came with the house. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
796 I just know you’ll hit it off. Bob and Carol are both lawyers. 1.3869 0.05131 168 120 31 17
797 Mother wanted me to marry a doctor, but I just couldn’t resist marrying a lawyer. 1.3867 0.05333 150 106 30 14
798 Sorry, we don't discuss politics, religion or DDT at our parties. 1.3867 0.05163 150 104 34 12
799 Let's agree to disagree about vaccinations... 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
800 So, you've already eaten? 1.3861 0.04728 158 106 43 9
801 Matt. Becky. Meet my new co-worker, Amos Quito. Amos is our new phlebotomist . He's also pretty quick at figuring out blood type 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
802 This is the best Bloody Mary we've ever had--what's your secret? 1.3861 0.05291 158 113 29 16
803 Have you read Metamorphosis? 1.3860 0.05131 171 123 30 18
804 To be honest, the job sucks. 1.3860 0.04638 171 116 44 11
805 Mom, Dad, I'd like to introduce my new boyfriend, Malcolm. Most people call him Skeeter. 1.3860 0.04855 171 119 38 14
806 Well, yes, climate change might actually be beneficial for some species. 1.3860 0.04711 171 117 42 12
807 Life was good before he drained the swamp 1.3859 0.04862 184 131 35 18
808 Bloody Mary for you? 1.3855 0.04897 179 127 35 17
809 You all met last summer, I believe. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
810 We've been itching to see you! 1.3851 0.04750 161 109 42 10
811 Have you met my attorney? 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
812 This is the bloodsucker I was telling you about. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
813 Drew, meet Jack and Heather. Their jobs suck too. 1.3851 0.04931 174 123 35 16
814 And your point is? 1.3850 0.04804 187 133 36 18
815 I see you've met the wasp couple. 1.3846 0.04673 169 115 43 11
816 And this is Dan - he’s a venture capitalist. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
817 May I introduce Miss Quito 1.3842 0.04668 177 122 42 13
818 So Zika was huge! What’s next? 1.3841 0.04359 164 107 51 6
819 Diane, you look amazing! 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
820 Well, he does have a point. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
821 The Jones are looking for someone to chair the Red Cross donor drive. 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
822 I had heard the mosquitos were bigger in Winnipeg but I had no idea! 1.3832 0.04933 167 117 36 14
823 Mortimer flew in today from the Everglades for the blood-borne illness symposium. 1.3832 0.04709 167 114 42 11
824 AB Negative? What's the occasion? 1.3832 0.05006 167 118 34 15
825 On a whim I ordered a Grasshopper and that's how Raymond and I met. 1.3832 0.05078 167 119 32 16
826 Karen, can I get you a refill? Is anyone here AB negative? 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
827 Wow, Bob always said you were a bloodsucking pest, but I assumed he was being metaphorical. 1.3829 0.04841 175 123 37 15
828 Oh great, I've been itching to introduce you 1.3829 0.04703 175 121 41 13
829 Sheila was just explaining how the anticoagulant she injects via her proboscis really brings out the smoky notes in a classic Bordeaux. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
830 No, sorry, we were talking about the East Nile. 1.3827 0.04807 162 111 40 11
831 Our new friend has recently moved into the neighborhood with about 5,000 of his relatives. 1.3826 0.05181 149 104 33 12
832 Ron and Barb, meet Ms. Kito from West Nile. 1.3825 0.04999 183 133 30 20
833 Thirty years of practicing law, and then one day he just woke up like this 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
834 They say I only drink to keep my eggs warm. But honestly? I do it to make you all more interesting. 1.3822 0.05387 157 114 26 17
835 Look, we are going to just have to agree to disagree on Citronella. 1.3820 0.04578 178 122 44 12
836 I'm sorry but we're out of O Negative. 1.3818 0.04899 165 115 37 13
837 ... and this is Bob, by far the biggest, most active supporter of this, our annual blood drive.” 1.3817 0.04571 186 129 43 14
838 As an Atheist I was thrilled that it wasn’t another family of WASP’s moving into the neighborhood. 1.3817 0.04938 186 135 31 20
839 It takes so little to get buzzed. 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
840 Edward and I met at the botanical garden. 1.3815 0.04521 173 117 46 10
841 We've always founds his comments, sharp, even pointed. 1.3815 0.04446 173 116 48 9
842 And I believe you all may have met last summer? At the beach? 1.3813 0.04926 160 111 37 12
843 Allow me to introduce you to the bug I caught last week. 1.3813 0.05310 160 116 27 17
844 Roger, why the long face? 1.3813 0.05236 160 115 29 16
845 He was a baby when we found him in an amber necklace. 1.3812 0.04525 181 124 45 12
846 This is Wes, Wes Nile. He just flew into town. 1.3812 0.04724 181 127 39 15
847 This is Gly. He did top-secret research for Monsanto. 1.3810 0.05192 168 122 28 18
848 Ever since that report on pesticides, I only drink organic wines. 1.3807 0.04611 176 121 43 12
849 You must have had an experience that’s in the same vein, no? 1.3806 0.04692 155 104 43 8
850 I didn't know this was a costume party, but you three look great. 1.3804 0.04604 184 128 42 14
851 Yes, you can have the olive. 1.3804 0.04783 163 112 40 11
852 A Bloody Mary? How predictable. 1.3804 0.04939 163 114 36 13
853 If I’m only going to live 10 days, I’m saying yes to every invitation. 1.3804 0.05090 163 116 32 15
854 That's a very strong point on wetlands preservation. 1.3804 0.05015 163 115 34 14
855 That is so interesting. I had no idea that sangria is named after the Spanish word for blood. 1.3799 0.04625 179 124 42 13
856 Have you met my date, Gordon? We met on the West Nile. 1.3799 0.04693 179 125 40 14
857 You have quite a point! 1.3799 0.04557 179 123 44 12
858 She’s from the actual Amazon. Not Amazon.com.” 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
859 Sometimes that o-Positive needs to breathe a little bit... 1.3797 0.04614 187 131 41 15
860 Wine, Sandra? When are you going to settle down and lay some eggs? 1.3795 0.04875 166 116 37 13
861 Victor, I’d like you to meet my friend Vector. 1.3793 0.05057 174 126 30 18
862 Well yes, he can be really annoying 1.3793 0.04855 174 123 36 15
863 I'm sorry, am I using too many buzz words? 1.3793 0.04787 174 122 38 14
864 Tell’em the one about the broken screen.” 1.3793 0.04500 174 118 46 10
865 Joyce later realized she hadn’t really thought through the potential awkwardness of inviting both her new neighbor and her friends from the CDC to the same party. 1.3793 0.04717 174 121 40 13
866 Of course, you know Professor Higgins from our Inter-Species Manipulation department. 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
867 How was your flight? 1.3789 0.04822 161 111 39 11
868 Well most of the time it’s subtle insectism. 1.3787 0.04664 169 116 42 11
869 Ah, yes. I've heard type O is exquisite. 1.3785 0.04862 177 126 35 16
870 Don't worry,Italian reds don't contain Round-Up. 1.3785 0.04660 177 123 41 13
871 My friends here are new to Texas. 1.3784 0.05110 148 103 34 11
872 That story of your early years in a water-filled tire is priceless. 1.3784 0.04772 185 132 36 17
873 You may have met late last summer, at the shore. 1.3784 0.04453 185 127 46 12
874 For some reason, I thought you were a lawyer. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
875 So sorry, all we had was O Positive, I hope that will suffice. 1.3780 0.04600 164 111 44 9
876 Jerome just flew in from the tropics. 1.3780 0.04914 164 115 36 13
877 Excellent point. 1.3780 0.04838 164 114 38 12
878 Bill just isn’t himself when he drinks. 1.3779 0.04824 172 121 37 14
879 Apparently since biting a few drinkers, I’m now an alcoholic. 1.3779 0.05164 172 126 27 19
880 I see you're drinking B negative..that's hard to find! 1.3778 0.04802 180 128 36 16
881 O negative. Why do you ask? 1.3777 0.04594 188 132 41 15
882 No,you can't have a sip of my drink. Because it's never just a "sip". 1.3777 0.04531 188 131 43 14
883 ...and this is Frank, he doesn't bite. 1.3776 0.05418 143 102 28 13
884 ...and this is Irving. He's a lawyer. 1.3776 0.04519 196 138 42 16
885 I’ve had past relationships come back to bite me. 1.3774 0.05101 159 113 32 14
886 He likes the buzz he gets when he drinks. 1.3772 0.04700 167 115 41 11
887 Mark, tell them again what kind of law you practice. 1.3771 0.04900 175 125 34 16
888 I can’t believe that you prefer a 2019 type O to a 2010 Malbec! 1.3771 0.04900 175 125 34 16
889 Didn't you ask for a stinger? 1.3770 0.04745 183 130 37 16
890 I asked for a grasshopper, not a stinger" 1.3770 0.04417 183 125 47 11
891 ...and I said, 'blood-sucker?' He's the best litigator at our firm! 1.3770 0.04551 183 127 43 13
892 I think we met last summer while I was camping. 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
893 My husband's been reading Kafka. 1.3766 0.05378 154 112 26 16
894 I'd like you to meet Roger and Linda Smith. Roger's in extermination 1.3765 0.05107 162 116 31 15
895 Why... it's a Stinger, of course... What are you drinking? 1.3765 0.04955 162 114 35 13
896 You must be dying to meet the host. 1.3765 0.04717 162 111 41 10
897 Welcome to the firm - now maybe it won't hurt so much when people call us a bunch of blood sucking parasites. 1.3765 0.05032 162 115 33 14
898 I thought you'd prefer Type O instead of Merlot. 1.3765 0.04790 170 119 38 13
899 She was just telling me about a delightful AB negative she discovered. 1.3764 0.04969 178 129 31 18
900 I already have a buzz. 1.3764 0.04839 178 127 35 16
901 Nat has really thrived since his company implemented their "No Swatting" policy. 1.3764 0.04904 178 128 33 17
902 ...”Particularly good year for the West Nile Valley...” 1.3762 0.04532 202 144 40 18
903 When Herb starts looking like a heron, I know I've had enough 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
904 You will love this couple -- David and Debbie are both bonafide type As 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
905 So this is what the buzz was all about? 1.3758 0.04890 165 116 36 13
906 They make a great Stinger here. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
907 Actually, I would prefer a bloody-mary. 1.3758 0.05039 165 118 32 15
908 Tell us. Is it true what they say Stephen Miller tastes like? 1.3758 0.05112 165 119 30 16
909 No, Stanley is an etymologist. 1.3758 0.04736 165 114 40 11
910 It's a rescue mosquito. 1.3757 0.04870 173 123 35 15
911 I've seen no change at all in Walter since he became a Corporate Lobbyist. 1.3757 0.04730 173 121 39 13
912 Martin here used to be our attorney. 1.3757 0.04512 173 118 45 10
913 Must you always be such a pest? 1.3757 0.04516 181 125 44 12
914 Harold bit on me at the company picnic. 1.3757 0.04255 189 128 51 10
915 We used to have an elephant in this room 1.3756 0.04500 197 139 42 16
916 Barney here is the new head of the phlebotomy department. 1.3756 0.04670 197 142 36 19
917 I can also make you a stinger. 1.3750 0.05252 168 124 25 19
918 Your from West Nile ? 1.3750 0.05074 160 114 32 14
919 Bill and Joan are the couple I was telling you about. I think they might really be your type. 1.3750 0.04600 168 115 43 10
920 Bob, Jan...you remember Zika, right? 1.3750 0.05114 168 122 29 17
921 No, this is the mojito party. 1.3743 0.04076 187 124 56 7
922 I asked him what his blood type was and he said 'all types.' 1.3743 0.04767 171 120 38 13
923 I wasn't judging you. I just asked what you were drinking. 1.3743 0.04469 171 116 46 9
924 I’ll bet the bartender was just itching to serve you. 1.3743 0.04469 171 116 46 9
925 You do stand-up? You must be malarious! 1.3742 0.05006 163 116 33 14
926 Great story, Franz! 1.3742 0.04852 163 114 37 12
927 Lawyer...bloodsucking parasite... whatever floats your boat. I mean it’s just something I do. Not who I really am, right? 1.3742 0.05503 155 115 22 18
928 I understand you're the only westerner to witness a North Korean A-bomb test 1.3742 0.05190 155 111 30 14
929 Would you prefer a grasshopper? 1.3741 0.05393 147 106 27 14
930 Are you a lawyer as well? 1.3741 0.05525 139 100 26 13
931 Why yes...it is a stinger 1.3736 0.04915 174 125 33 16
932 This is my husband, Harold. He's a phlebotomist. 1.3736 0.04637 174 121 41 12
933 Honey, I want you to meet my lawyer friends; you have a lot in common. 1.3736 0.04778 174 123 37 14
934 You know, Earl here doubled for Jeff Goldblum once. 1.3736 0.04491 174 119 45 10
935 Actually, that’s not red wine. 1.3735 0.05013 166 119 32 15
936 Can I order you another Stinger? 1.3734 0.05118 158 113 31 14
937 I believe you’re related by blood. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
938 This should not take long; I put DDT in its drink. 1.3730 0.04445 185 128 45 12
939 He somehow got under my skin. 1.3729 0.04439 177 121 46 10
940 Thanks for coming, how's the wife and the larva? 1.3728 0.04730 169 118 39 12
941 And this is Bob, 'A positive' and Joan.... a UNIVERSAL 'O' 1.3728 0.04876 169 120 35 14
942 Do you have to stick your nose into every conversation? 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
943 Forgive Ted, he's totally buzzed 1.3723 0.04265 188 128 50 10
944 Hey, I'm a lawyer too! 1.3723 0.04648 188 134 38 16
945 Now, here's a Merlot with great legs 1.3722 0.04459 180 124 45 11
946 Meet Buzz, our new colleague. He will be with us for three days. 1.3722 0.04389 180 123 47 10
947 Is that a proboscis or are you just happy to see me? 1.3722 0.04459 180 124 45 11
948 Don't I know you from the Hamptons? 1.3721 0.04885 172 123 34 15
949 Sorry... I meant to order you a stinger 1.3721 0.04672 172 120 40 12
950 I'd like you to meet the new head of the Center of Disease Control and Prevention. 1.3721 0.05022 172 125 30 17
951 I'm not drunk, but I am getting a slight buzz. 1.3721 0.04815 172 122 36 14
952 A fly in your drink? How fortunate for you! 1.3720 0.04750 164 114 39 11
953 It’s a Mojito. 1.3718 0.05081 156 111 32 13
954 This wine is known for its sharp nose and distinct legs. 1.3718 0.04916 156 109 36 11
955 I'm sorry. Type O is all we have. 1.3717 0.04534 191 135 41 15
956 He has a good nose for wine 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
957 At first he was a pest, but then he grew on us. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
958 The O positive has a very nice floral bouquet. 1.3716 0.04409 183 126 46 11
959 And, so you are saying, that the West Nile and Zika events have unfairly maligned your whole community? 1.3714 0.04686 175 123 39 13
960 Are you sure this is wine?" "Oh, positive. 1.3714 0.05024 175 128 29 18
961 Well, Tom got a shark of a lawyer for our divorce, so I had to respond in kind. 1.3714 0.04755 175 124 37 14
962 It's amazng how, once you stop thinking of them as pests, they really start to grow on you. 1.3714 0.04683 140 93 42 5
963 You all remember Mark. He never misses our Memorial Day party. 1.3713 0.05060 167 121 30 16
964 So, a Merlot, a whiskey sour, and some type O with a twist 1.3712 0.05203 132 91 33 8
965 I assumed you wanted red. 1.3711 0.05012 159 113 33 13
966 One bite and I knew she was my type. 1.3711 0.04851 159 111 37 11
967 He enjoys a good buzz. 1.3710 0.04619 186 132 39 15
968 I believe he's a friend of Mr. Kafka... 1.3710 0.04864 186 136 31 19
969 So we all agree a wall wouldn't be very effective? 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
970 Why yes, it's a stinger. Why? 1.3708 0.04765 178 127 36 15
971 ...and this is Skeeter, my attorney. 1.3706 0.05132 170 125 27 18
972 It must be really hard to find jeans that fit. 1.3704 0.04787 162 113 38 11
973 No, that's EXACTLY what's supposed to be in a Bloody Mary. 1.3704 0.04624 162 111 42 9
974 Do the olives ever get stuck on your nose? 1.3702 0.04772 181 130 35 16
975 The invitation clearly said "Swingers", not "Stingers". 1.3699 0.04792 173 123 36 14
976 That's an excellent point. 1.3699 0.04721 173 122 38 13
977 Dev and Reyna are just itching to meet you! 1.3699 0.04577 173 120 42 11
978 Don't be silly! Why would someone spike your drink with DDT? 1.3698 0.04392 192 134 45 13
979 |"Tommy, I'd like to introduce the Smith's, Don and Judy, blood type O." 1.3697 0.05029 165 119 31 15
980 Yes, of course, but not everyone can give up straws so easily. 1.3697 0.04955 165 118 33 14
981 She has a point, you know. 1.3696 0.04321 184 126 48 10
982 Can I freshen up that O positive? 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
983 Doug self-identifies as a middle-aged white liberal. 1.3694 0.05135 157 113 30 14
984 My ex is also a blood sucker. Maybe you know him? 1.3694 0.05214 157 114 28 15
985 I heard you were itching to meet me. 1.3694 0.05055 157 112 32 13
986 Yes, but what does that mean? That just sounds like a bunch of buzz words. 1.3691 0.05159 149 106 31 12
987 So KellyAnn tell us about life before politics 1.3691 0.05417 149 109 25 15
988 Don't worry, he just wants the olive. 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
989 So you’re a lawyer? 1.3690 0.05243 168 125 24 19
990 How interesting! It's not everyday a mosquito gets to meet its hosts socially. 1.3690 0.04818 168 119 36 13
991 No honey. You tell em the story on how we met. You tell it better. 1.3690 0.04660 187 134 37 16
992 Let me stop you right there. No I haven't read Kafka. 1.3690 0.04722 187 135 35 17
993 ... and what were you before the metamorphosis? 1.3687 0.04744 160 111 39 10
994 Mosquito... Moscato... 1.3687 0.04986 160 114 33 13
995 Karen here is a phlebotomist, so you two have a lot in common! 1.3687 0.05064 160 115 31 14
996 How are things going at the genetics lab? 1.3687 0.04937 179 131 30 18
997 Why yes, I've had work done. 1.3684 0.05337 152 111 26 15
998 So I told him, “I’d love to be a fly on the wall at that party!” 1.3684 0.05086 152 108 32 12
999 Bob, tell them about that new drinking game you invented where we all close are eyes for one minute and don't swat at anything. 1.3684 0.04757 171 121 37 13
1000 What makes you say it lacks bite? 1.3684 0.04785 190 139 32 19
1001 I meant 'Buzz off' in the good way. 1.3684 0.04484 190 134 42 14
1002 You could say I'm a type A personality... my husband is O+. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1003 Our newest member says he's quite fond of reds 1.3684 0.04999 152 107 34 11
1004 Buzz and I met on the net. 1.3684 0.05171 152 109 30 13
1005 So, you can hold the glass, but you can't drink from it? 1.3684 0.05038 171 125 29 17
1006 Though we've relegated them to swamps and backwoods for centuries, Charlton is the first in his Family to graduate from college. 1.3682 0.04370 201 142 44 15
1007 This party sucks. Am I right? 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
1008 Tell them about your latest experiment with the transporter, honey. 1.3681 0.04350 182 125 47 10
1009 His parents nearly disowned him for bringing me home, but they're very traditional. 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1010 We met while I was serving in the Peace Corps, and we've been together ever since! 1.3681 0.04602 163 112 42 9
1011 And how is the West Nile this season? 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1012 Certainly we were shocked when the accident at the lab turned Scott into a 6-foot blood-sucking freak. On the plus side, the neighborhood seems so much quieter after dusk. 1.3681 0.04763 163 114 38 11
1013 I think it's far more important that we can have a respectful conversation than worrying about whose blood is in the glass and how it got there. 1.3678 0.04628 174 122 40 12
1014 The hostess with the "mostess", meet the mosquito with the mojito. 1.3678 0.05040 174 128 28 18
1015 He's into me more than I'm into him 1.3675 0.04703 166 116 39 11
1016 I have a problem drinking ... not a drinking problem! 1.3675 0.04545 166 114 43 9
1017 My friend here is a natural born phlebotomist. 1.3675 0.04856 166 118 35 13
1018 What do you mean it's in your nature to stick your nose in other peoples' business? 1.3675 0.04780 166 117 37 12
1019 How was your trip to the West Nile? 1.3675 0.04625 166 115 41 10
1020 It's from the sulfites...it happens to a lot of people. 1.3673 0.04078 196 133 54 9
1021 It's type B+ with subtle hints of platelets. 1.3673 0.04562 196 141 38 17
1022 George, don't be shy. The Donaldsons here are just your type. 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
1023 So Mark was just telling me he has a hard time meeting women with his biting sense of humor. 1.3672 0.04282 177 120 49 8
1024 Ed here is a real people person. 1.3672 0.04711 177 126 37 14
1025 Yes, our Bloody Mary ingredients are all locally sourced. Let me introduce you to one of our suppliers. 1.3672 0.04845 177 128 33 16
1026 This is my husband. He works for the SWAT team. 1.3671 0.04947 158 112 34 12
1027 And then, two weeks later, boom! Malaria! 1.3671 0.05107 158 114 30 14
1028 Finish your bloody Mary and stop being a pest. 1.3670 0.04452 188 132 43 13
1029 Larry's a different person when he drinks 1.3669 0.04794 169 120 36 13
1030 I see you're back drinking - you must be over the malaria scare? 1.3669 0.04720 169 119 38 12
1031 It's a delightfully oaky 1957 AB+ from France. 1.3667 0.04769 150 103 39 8
1032 I’ve been dying for you two to meet... This is my blood sucking lawyer...Don and his wife Trish! 1.3667 0.05302 150 109 27 14
1033 This is Ms. Quito from West 23rd and Nile. 1.3667 0.04914 180 132 30 18
1034 Meet our new neighbor. He moved north along with global warming. 1.3667 0.04587 180 127 40 13
1035 Why don’t I get you a Stinger? 1.3665 0.04526 191 136 40 15
1036 She's lost 100 pounds on the 'quito diet. 1.3663 0.04662 172 121 39 12
1037 How did we meet? At a blood drive! 1.3660 0.04796 153 106 38 9
1038 If Darwin had allowed us to keep ours, we wouldn’t have this plastic straw mess on our hands. 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
1039 It started with a little peck on the cheek. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
1040 Speaking of my blood sucking husband. 1.3659 0.04660 164 114 40 10
1041 So you're originally from the West side of the Nile? How fascinating! 1.3659 0.04818 164 116 36 12
1042 Don’t worry. He never flys when he drinks. 1.3657 0.05354 134 95 29 10
1043 Well, the sex is wonderful, but it leaves me itching for days. 1.3655 0.04368 197 139 44 14
1044 Honey, these are the Hendersons, A and 0+, unfortunately...but wait 'til you meet the Corrigans! 1.3654 0.04989 156 111 33 12
1045 I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but it's so overdone. 1.3653 0.04832 167 119 35 13
1046 Oh, I see you found the Bloody Marys. 1.3653 0.04979 167 121 31 15
1047 Actually, we met at my ant's wedding." 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
1048 At first I found him quite irritating, but now I think he's malarious. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
1049 Yes, I prefer reds. 1.3651 0.04432 189 133 43 13
1050 It's funny how you always ask for the red. 1.3648 0.04921 159 113 34 12
1051 Yes, I suppose Bob here is a bit "Type A".... why do you ask? 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
1052 That's odd. I thought we forgot to buy red wine. 1.3647 0.04547 170 118 42 10
1053 We connected through ancestry.com. 1.3647 0.04622 170 119 40 11
1054 Yes, that is a Stinger. 1.3642 0.04530 162 111 43 8
1055 He prefers a full-bloodied red. 1.3642 0.04989 173 127 29 17
1056 Tad, Sally ... let me introduce you to the future of banking. 1.3642 0.04782 173 124 35 14
1057 Bob is on that new plasma diet. 1.3642 0.04712 173 123 37 13
1058 And you, Burt? Care for another O negative? 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
1059 You’re from West Orange or West Nile? 1.3642 0.04852 173 125 33 15
1060 I can offer you a lovely French AB, an Italian A, or an American O 1.3641 0.04579 184 131 39 14
1061 We met by the pool. He really knows his reds. 1.3641 0.04643 184 132 37 15
1062 Allow me to introduce you to my phlebotomist. 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
1063 Wow, Big Bird, the keto diet seems to be having an impact! 1.3636 0.04991 176 130 28 18
1064 I am so sorry. I just assumed you would want a Bloody Mary. 1.3636 0.05278 154 113 26 15
1065 His favorite drink is Bloody Mary. 1.3636 0.04926 176 129 30 17
1066 Is it true you're originally from Florida? 1.3636 0.04332 187 130 46 11
1067 Alex here has a stinging response for every situation. 1.3631 0.04461 179 125 43 11
1068 Sooooo, you visited the West Nile? 1.3631 0.04599 179 127 39 13
1069 He heard we were serving Bloody Marys 1.3631 0.04422 168 115 45 8
1070 I’m so sorry. He can be such a prick sometimes! 1.3631 0.04808 168 120 35 13
1071 Truthfully, by the end of the summer everything he said started to bug me. 1.3631 0.04621 157 108 41 8
1072 Honey, have you met the Deets? 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
1073 I'm sorry we're all out of O Positive, I hope the AB Negative is acceptable. 1.3627 0.04303 193 135 46 12
1074 So we heard that your latest post went viral. 1.3626 0.04478 182 128 42 12
1075 Funny me, at first I thought your were a stork, then Chuck kicks me in shins and whispers "six legs!" 1.3626 0.04819 171 123 34 14
1076 I’d like you guys to meet Jim. He’s in web design. 1.3626 0.04748 171 122 36 13
1077 I agree. Plastic straws are bad for the environment and so unnecessary. 1.3625 0.04732 160 112 38 10
1078 So what type of girl are you looking for? Type A,the universal donor,or the universal receiver? 1.3624 0.05059 149 106 32 11
1079 We met in the lab, and there was this certain chemistry” 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
1080 A Bloody Mary is not what you think it is. 1.3622 0.04748 185 135 33 17
1081 Slow down Henry! You already have quite a buzz going on. 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
1082 You've got a good point there 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
1083 May I freshen my drink? 1.3618 0.04900 152 107 35 10
1084 AB positive, why, what are you drinking? 1.3617 0.04812 188 139 30 19
1085 Since moving so far from the city, we've developed an entirely new set of friends. 1.3616 0.04420 177 123 44 10
1086 Is that Lyme flavored? 1.3614 0.05138 166 123 26 17
1087 These work events really suck the life out of me. 1.3614 0.04994 166 121 30 15
1088 It's tomato juice. We're out of O-positive an hour ago. 1.3611 0.04370 180 125 45 10
1089 Can you believe they’re serving O negative? 1.3611 0.04712 180 130 35 15
1090 Are you getting a buzz? 1.3611 0.04578 180 128 39 13
1091 Meet my co-worker Ben, proud father of 68-thousand. 1.3611 0.05881 144 111 14 19
1092 My two friends would love to hear all about your adventures in stagnant water. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1093 Oh no, you're fine. It's your wife that's the problem. 1.3609 0.04710 169 120 37 12
1094 Our blood is better if you let it breath for a while. 1.3609 0.04784 169 121 35 13
1095 A man, a woman and a mosquito walk into a bar... 1.3608 0.04527 194 140 38 16
1096 Thank you for finally getting me a bloody drink. 1.3608 0.05175 158 116 27 15
1097 That's your fourth Bloody Mary. Give me your wings and I'll call a taxi. 1.3608 0.04936 158 113 33 12
1098 I told you a glass wouldn’t work 1.3607 0.04390 183 128 44 11
1099 I don't mean to stereotype but is that Moscato wine? 1.3605 0.05103 147 105 31 11
1100 I'm just warning you now, when the buzz kicks in, you'll want to slap him. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
1101 How did you get your nickname, Skeeter? 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
1102 I thought you said 'Moscato' 1.3602 0.04870 161 115 34 12
1103 Yes we know some exterminators but it’s not like we socialize with them. 1.3602 0.04790 161 114 36 11
1104 Gregor! You startled me! When did you start drinking? 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
1105 It’s actually a vintage O Negative. 1.3600 0.04524 175 123 41 11
1106 If you're going to live in our house, no more drinking from our arms. You have to learn to use a glass. 1.3600 0.04667 175 125 37 13
1107 And this is our guest of honor. He works for Buzzfeed. 1.3600 0.04873 175 128 31 16
1108 Is he pestering you?” 1.3600 0.04524 175 123 41 11
1109 This is the couple I was telling you about. He’s an entomologist, she’s an etymologist. 1.3600 0.04524 175 123 41 11
1110 We met west of the Nile. 1.3598 0.04731 189 139 32 18
1111 I can always count on my friend here for some sanguine advice. 1.3598 0.04960 164 119 31 14
1112 I’ve seen your column on a rolled up newspaper. 1.3596 0.04326 203 145 43 15
1113 You’re too kind. I’m usually told to buzz off! 1.3596 0.04813 178 130 32 16
1114 How mysterious! And what do you do in "the tropics"? 1.3595 0.04601 153 105 41 7
1115 As a matter of fact, I do have a preference for red. 1.3594 0.04437 192 137 41 14
1116 He's creating quite a buzz in the wine club... 1.3594 0.04558 192 139 37 16
1117 Kafka-esque? Funny you should say that. 1.3593 0.04746 167 119 36 12
1118 Are you a lawyer? 1.3593 0.04896 167 121 32 14
1119 Oh Carl! Do tell your hilarious malaria story from our summer holiday! 1.3593 0.04669 167 118 38 11
1120 no Karen I don't know what's going on with the stocks, I'm a goddam mosquito 1.3591 0.04882 181 134 29 18
1121 Isn't it time we put that weekend at the lakehouse behind us? 1.3591 0.04420 181 127 43 11
1122 Is your beak worse than your bite? 1.3591 0.04690 181 131 35 15
1123 We met at the blood bank. 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
1124 Don't suck the blood out of this party like you did last Christmas. 1.3590 0.04893 156 111 34 11
1125 No, I didn't order a stinger 1.3590 0.05453 156 118 20 18
1126 I meant to swat but swiped right instead — and I’m happy I did! 1.3590 0.04204 195 136 48 11
1127 And then Roger said, 'It's true. But at least I'm not a divorce attorney.' 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
1128 You must be pretty buzzed 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1129 Oh, don't be silly. I'm sure everyone doesn't hate you! 1.3588 0.04905 170 124 31 15
1130 Your point is well taken,but I still think you should buzz off. 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1131 OK - I know I asked for a stinger, but really... 1.3586 0.04762 145 100 38 7
1132 Twenty years together, and he still surprises me. 1.3585 0.04910 159 114 33 12
1133 So do you like the West Side as much as the West Nile? 1.3585 0.04661 159 111 39 9
1134 Fun fact: They can drink up to 3 times their own weight... 1.3585 0.04574 159 110 41 8
1135 He seems to like the red. 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
1136 Moscato season already? 1.3584 0.04702 173 124 36 13
1137 He won’t drink grasshoppers on principle. 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
1138 Sooooooo, guess who already has a buzz? 1.3584 0.04630 173 123 38 12
1139 Bloodthirsty? You mean because he’s a lawyer? 1.3584 0.05047 173 129 26 18
1140 So I said, "What's a giant mosquito doing seeing this film?" and she replied, "Well, I liked the book..." 1.3580 0.04845 162 116 34 12
1141 Then one night I thought, ‘what would happen if I took down this sleeping net?’ 1.3580 0.04645 176 126 37 13
1142 And this is Zeke. Zeke is a theater critic for the Times. 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
1143 Malaria, I'd like you to meet our hosts. 1.3580 0.04850 176 129 31 16
1144 Online dating. Need I say more? 1.3579 0.04341 190 134 44 12
1145 Is it just me, or are these drinks a little light on the hemoglobin? 1.3579 0.04276 190 133 46 11
1146 He only drinks 56 Lafite-Rothschild . The baron not the wine. 1.3576 0.05090 151 109 30 12
1147 And Henry is headed to a Malaria hotspot next week. 1.3576 0.04783 165 118 35 12
1148 I keep trying to tell them -- calling someone a bloodsucker isn't necessarily an insult. 1.3575 0.04167 193 134 49 10
1149 Two parts Cognac to one part White Creme de Menthe. Everyone, meet the inventor of The Stinger. 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1150 Martin here is not you average blood-sucking lawyer. 1.3571 0.04660 196 145 32 19
1151 Have you met Will? He's type 'O' 1.3571 0.04668 182 132 35 15
1152 How long have you lived in Washington? 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1153 So I said to the old witch tending bar, "Make me a mojito." 1.3571 0.05103 154 112 29 13
1154 ...And HE says, ‘Sorry, doll, you're not my blood type.’ 1.3571 0.04329 168 115 46 7
1155 Do you want a bite with that? 1.3571 0.04797 168 121 34 13
1156 And my friend here is hoping to find someone who is Type A. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
1157 Try it. For a well-aged red, it has nice overtones of plasma and hemoglobin that you'll appreciate. 1.3567 0.04809 171 124 33 14
1158 We found him under the fridge twenty years ago and look at him now! 1.3567 0.04697 157 110 38 9
1159 So you're saying only the females drink blood, while the males prefer merlot? 1.3567 0.05032 157 114 30 13
1160 I’m hoping we can all put this bad blood behind us. 1.3567 0.04951 157 113 32 12
1161 As long as I keep her glass full of red wine she’s not dangerous. 1.3563 0.04535 174 123 40 11
1162 I’m from west of the Nile originally, but I’ve traveled a lot. 1.3563 0.04461 174 122 42 10
1163 ‘Blood of Mary’? I’m sorry I thought you said something else. 1.3563 0.04819 174 127 32 15
1164 I am blood type A, why do you ask? 1.3563 0.04608 174 124 38 12
1165 I’ve heard that the Cabernet gives you quite a buzz 1.3562 0.04464 160 110 43 7
1166 Anybody for a stinger? 1.3561 0.04455 205 150 37 18
1167 Maybe I am oversensitive. But assuming I'd want a Bloody Mary is specieist, don't you see? 1.3560 0.04385 191 136 42 13
1168 Actually, I like all women. O positive, AB negative... 1.3559 0.04553 177 126 39 12
1169 Laura is active in the preservation of our swamps and wetlands. 1.3558 0.04898 163 118 32 13
1170 He's practically human. You show him a little kindness and he bites you in the ass! 1.3558 0.05051 163 120 28 15
1171 And another AB negative for you? 1.3558 0.04821 163 117 34 12
1172 Melania! We usually only see you out in the Hamptons. 1.3558 0.05125 163 121 26 16
1173 People normally clap when I arrive, but that’s alright I guess... 1.3556 0.04833 180 133 30 17
1174 I quit being a lawyer two years ago. I thought, I can’t be one of those blood suckers anymore! 1.3554 0.04984 166 122 29 15
1175 While we agree the rich are all bloodsuckers, we doubt all bloodsuckers are rich. 1.3554 0.04603 166 117 39 10
1176 Have you two met my bloodsucking mother-in-law? 1.3553 0.05062 152 110 30 12
1177 ...and this is my husband - he sucks the life out of me. 1.3552 0.04837 183 136 29 18
1178 He's not much to look at, but he's great in bed. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
1179 So, what exactly do you do? 1.3551 0.05325 138 100 27 11
1180 I'm sorry, Arnold, but this is a private conversation. Would you please just bug off? 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
1181 Alan is from administration. 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1182 So I thought: The least I could do would be to adopt an endangered species! And there he was, right on my window ledge! 1.3550 0.04699 169 121 36 12
1183 ...and here's your bloody Mary, compliments of Mary, here. 1.3550 0.04421 200 145 39 16
1184 It's got a bite to it, doesn't it? 1.3548 0.04907 155 111 33 11
1185 I much prefer a Bloody Mary, but I'll make do with a Stinger. 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
1186 Give that to me before you start doing the hokey pokey everywhere. 1.3547 0.04568 172 122 39 11
1187 Would you rather have a Grasshopper? 1.3547 0.04856 172 126 31 15
1188 As long as I keep his glass full of O-positive we're fine. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1189 So what made you want to become a phlebotomist? 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1190 We think maybe you've had enough Type O. 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
1191 The Bloody Mary story again, Margaret... Really 1.3544 0.05164 158 117 26 15
1192 I thought small bites were included 1.3544 0.04842 158 113 34 11
1193 Tell us about your childhood in Chernobyl 1.3543 0.04727 175 127 34 14
1194 Some of our closest friends are pests. 1.3543 0.04586 175 125 38 12
1195 it looks like someone is out for blood 1.3542 0.05070 144 103 31 10
1196 Something with more bite? 1.3540 0.04697 161 114 37 10
1197 Roger's sensing a delightful O-positive bouquet with a playful hint of iron deficiency." 1.3540 0.05016 161 118 29 14
1198 Steve identifies as a female Anopheles mosquito. 1.3539 0.04670 178 129 35 14
1199 This is Skeeter, our bartender, he whips up a mean Bloody Mary 1.3539 0.04737 178 130 33 15
1200 Wine? You usually have a Bloody Mary! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1201 I usually lean towards a full bodied red. 1.3539 0.04532 178 127 39 12
1202 Of course it's a stinger! 1.3539 0.04601 178 128 37 13
1203 Last glass, you’re flying home tonight. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1204 Bob and Erica are itching to meet you, Sheila. 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1205 Gerald is a pharmaceutical lobbyist. 1.3537 0.05243 164 124 22 18
1206 My husband studied Kafka for years, and then this happened. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1207 You look a little buzzed. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1208 Simon is our local expert on buzz words 1.3537 0.05098 164 122 26 16
1209 ...and this is Sara from the West Nile. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1210 They *also* think Kafka is overrated. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1211 He's really a wonderful pet. Since he developed a taste for red wine, he only bites people when we ask him to. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
1212 I'm glad you came. I've been just itching to meet you. 1.3536 0.03971 181 122 54 5
1213 This is Gary! He just moved into the bird bath. 1.3536 0.04269 181 126 46 9
1214 Honey, meet the Millers—they’re hot-blooded. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
1215 What do you mean, 'Kafkaesque' ? 1.3533 0.04501 167 117 41 9
1216 So I hear you have been going straw-less before it was cool. 1.3533 0.04811 167 121 33 13
1217 You mean BYOB doesn’t mean bring your own blood? 1.3533 0.04625 184 134 35 15
1218 Mossie, I poured your favorite. A full bodied 0 negative blend with notes of lactic acid and carbon dioxide. 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
1219 We met at my lab. 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
1220 And here’s to Miss Quito! 1.3529 0.05202 153 113 26 14
1221 Brian's just flown in from the coast" 1.3529 0.04601 170 121 38 11
1222 Bob, here, is an expert on Kafka. 1.3526 0.04520 190 138 37 15
1223 If it wasn't for environmental deregulation, I would have never met my husband. 1.3526 0.04833 173 127 31 15
1224 ...and he's from Minnesota. 1.3526 0.04471 173 122 41 10
1225 Oh, I'd like to introduce you to Brad, who works for the CDC 1.3526 0.04965 156 113 31 12
1226 It's awkward only if we make it awkward 1.3523 0.04704 176 128 34 14
1227 What do you mean, "Not tonight I have a headache" - You only live 24 hours! 1.3523 0.04635 176 127 36 13
1228 Can your dog shake up drinks for eight and skewer sixteen olives in one go? 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1229 So that is what all the buzz is about. 1.3522 0.04816 159 114 34 11
1230 Since he switched to Bloody Marys, I no longer have to keep swatting him away. 1.3522 0.05058 159 117 28 14
1231 So, which side of the Nile did you stay on? 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1232 I hope you like it. That’s a rare Type B-Negative vintage. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
1233 Hal, you've changed. You seem different since going to work for those blood-suckers at corporate. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
1234 No worries, folks. There's quinine in the tonic water. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
1235 We met at the 4th of July barbecue. 1.3519 0.04420 162 112 43 7
1236 Susan, Jim: Watch this. He can get my olive with just one nod. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1237 You know Chuck right here is a lawyer too... 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
1238 That's so funny - we met in law school too! 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1239 Have you signed up for our blood drive? 1.3519 0.04505 162 113 41 8
1240 I see you found our Type A Cabernet. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1241 ‘Martha just returned from a fabulous-sounding cruise of the West Nile.’ 1.3515 0.04772 165 119 34 12
1242 To global warming! 1.3515 0.04999 165 122 28 15
1243 Well, you have to understand, we have a very different perspective on the whole anti-vaccination question. 1.3515 0.04270 202 145 43 14
1244 Hon, meet the Wilsons—they’re warm blooded. 1.3514 0.04876 148 105 34 9
1245 Vector here says bankers are the real blood-suckers. 1.3512 0.04479 168 118 41 9
1246 Help yourself, there's plenty of food at this party. 1.3512 0.04787 168 122 33 13
1247 Didn't we meet in the tropics? 1.3511 0.04425 188 135 40 13
1248 This is Buzz, he's a phlebotomist. 1.3510 0.05249 151 112 25 14
1249 Harold, why don't you explain your work on genetic coding? 1.3509 0.04579 171 122 38 11
1250 His family is four generations 100 percent WASP 1.3509 0.04426 171 120 42 9
1251 He’s my lawyer. 1.3509 0.04799 171 125 32 14
1252 Why, yes, I am the type who likes to 'be positive.' How could you tell? 1.3506 0.04834 154 110 34 10
1253 Monty here is also a phlebotomist! 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
1254 Did you have your proboscis done? 1.3506 0.04524 174 124 39 11
1255 My friends tell me I’m Type A but I’ll let you decide. 1.3506 0.04375 174 122 43 9
1256 We met on Bumble. 1.3505 0.04204 194 137 46 11
1257 Michael here is also anti vax. 1.3503 0.05101 157 116 27 14
1258 Obviously I prefer red. 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
1259 We have vintage O Positive if you prefer. 1.3503 0.04883 177 132 28 17
1260 Would you like that in a taller glass? 1.3503 0.04160 197 139 47 11
1261 Steven's gene therapy has helped immensely with his mosquito bite allergies. 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1262 Not a bad red, but i prefer A positive. 1.3500 0.04490 180 129 39 12
1263 So do you have any blood relation with the host? 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1264 Oh? Ricahrd's also a lawyer! 1.3500 0.05109 160 119 26 15
1265 So what’s your position on plastic straws? 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
1266 We met in Minnesota. 1.3500 0.04355 200 145 40 15
1267 Gregor, This is my sister, Mary, and, of course, You remember Mr. Kafka. 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1268 It's a much better vintage than 0-negative. 1.3497 0.04301 183 129 44 10
1269 Here's your Mojito, I mean Mosquito! Yes, Type A negative, shaken, not stirred... 1.3497 0.04964 163 120 29 14
1270 We have the same problem now that they outlawed plastic straws 1.3497 0.04483 163 114 41 8
1271 He said that I was just his type, so now we're dating. 1.3494 0.04591 166 118 38 10
1272 Margaret here specializes in infectious diseases. 1.3494 0.04748 166 120 34 12
1273 So, where are you summering? 1.3494 0.04511 166 117 40 9
1274 Perhaps you could explain to our guests the importance of a good nose 1.3494 0.04824 166 121 32 13
1275 You're studying diseases? That's interesting. My friend says he knows quite a bit about Malaria. 1.3493 0.04917 146 104 33 9
1276 Nobody here takes you for a sucker. 1.3492 0.04405 189 136 40 13
1277 Why the long face, Skeeter? You’re sucking the life out of this party. 1.3491 0.04535 169 120 39 10
1278 Oh, we don’t ever discuss Kafka, do we, dearest! 1.3491 0.04612 169 121 37 11
1279 It's a cabernet. You look disappointed. 1.3491 0.04688 169 122 35 12
1280 I can't believe we went to the same law school and never met. 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
1281 We’re dying to hear the latest buzz! 1.3490 0.04099 192 134 49 9
1282 I'm sorry, I didn't think you'd need a straw. 1.3488 0.04916 172 128 28 16
1283 You grew up in Fukushima? How interesting. 1.3488 0.04704 172 125 34 13
1284 Why, as a matter of fact it is type AB. 1.3488 0.04631 172 124 36 12
1285 I hear you are a lover of vintage reds. 1.3488 0.04775 172 126 32 14
1286 The lesson is, never order a cocktail from a drunk genie. 1.3487 0.05135 152 112 27 13
1287 You ordered another Stinger, Joanne? 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
1288 It all started with a Bloody Mary. 1.3484 0.04895 155 112 32 11
1289 I'd really love a full-bodied red if you have one. 1.3483 0.04860 178 133 28 17
1290 I guess it's true what they say about deet cocktails. If they don't kill you, they'll just make you stronger. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1291 Love your proboscis job. Makes you look at least three weeks younger 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1292 Phyllis! Did I hear there may be larvae on the way? 1.3481 0.04469 181 130 39 12
1293 And Fred here used to draw blood for patients with HMO plans 1.3481 0.04800 181 135 29 17
1294 You have a very discerning nose. It is a 2019 Type O nouveau. 1.3481 0.04258 181 127 45 9
1295 Linda was a pupa of mine. 1.3481 0.04537 181 131 37 13
1296 Arthur is from the Andromeda galaxy. He’s a rescue. 1.3478 0.04766 161 116 34 11
1297 I'm with Walter now, if you haven't already heard the buzz. 1.3478 0.04515 161 113 40 8
1298 If you don't like wine my husband can make you a stinger. 1.3476 0.04625 187 138 33 16
1299 It’s a rare full bodied, bold, and oaky O positive with hints of plumb. 1.3476 0.04563 187 137 35 15
1300 Paul just moved here from a small swamp in New Jersey. 1.3476 0.04544 164 116 39 9
1301 Buzz, are you from the Amazon or do you work at Amazon? 1.3473 0.04947 167 124 28 15
1302 You should eat something, Harold. When you drink you get peckish. 1.3473 0.04489 167 118 40 9
1303 This is Buzz, he judges the reds. 1.3472 0.04400 193 140 39 14
1304 I met one of your little cousins at the beach yesterday. I'm afraid there was a small accident. 1.3471 0.04812 170 125 31 14
1305 And this is our exchange student, Morris, but everyone calls him skeeter. 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1306 I told you not to invite that prick to the parties anymore ! 1.3468 0.04891 173 129 28 16
1307 Funny. I don’t remember ordering a Stinger. 1.3468 0.04681 173 126 34 13
1308 Oh, not you, Todd. You're one of the good bloodsucking parasites. 1.3467 0.04633 150 105 38 7
1309 I'm glad you're here, Bob and Martha were just about to tell me something about zika. 1.3466 0.04963 176 133 25 18
1310 No, you can’t spear my olive. Get your own. 1.3465 0.04145 202 144 46 12
1311 Hi Bob, these are the Millers; they’re lawyers. You all should have a lot in common! 1.3464 0.05190 153 114 25 14
1312 Have you met Ms. Squito? She was just appointed Commissioner of the Internal Revenue Service. 1.3464 0.04847 153 110 33 10
1313 I hope you don't mind, but I brought my lawyer with me. 1.3464 0.04638 179 131 34 14
1314 I thought you only drank Type O 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1315 You must meet the Frobishers. Everyone hates them, too! 1.3462 0.04310 182 129 43 10
1316 I loved you in Jurassic Park. 1.3462 0.04380 182 130 41 11
1317 I like a fine, O Negative vintage myself. 1.3462 0.04868 156 113 32 11
1318 We are starting to believe that methadone does not work the same for everybody 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1319 'Is that a Bloody Mary?' 1.3460 0.04024 211 150 49 12
1320 No, you see, the Bloody Mary doesn’t actually have blood in it. 1.3460 0.04399 211 157 35 19
1321 Kafka-esque doesn't begin to describe my partner's day... 1.3459 0.04530 185 135 36 14
1322 And this is my mosquito, Kevin. 1.3459 0.04465 185 134 38 13
1323 I'd like you to meet my new neighbor. She has her own web design company. 1.3459 0.04721 185 138 30 17
1324 Don’t be shy, Brock. Tell them about your exciting mosquito research in the Congo. 1.3459 0.04967 159 117 29 13
1325 Check out the legs on this moscato 1.3459 0.05046 159 118 27 14
1326 His stories about delaying the Panama Canal were beginning to get tedious. 1.3457 0.04406 162 113 42 7
1327 Are you as buzzed as I am?" 1.3457 0.04822 162 118 32 12
1328 He wants to start a book club, but please don't suggest Kafka. 1.3455 0.04429 191 139 38 14
1329 C'mon, have a drink with me. I won't bite. 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1330 There’s been a lot of buzz around you tonight. 1.3454 0.04194 194 138 45 11
1331 I agree, it is full bodied 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1332 Darling, these are the Walters. They're entirely bloodless. 1.3452 0.04624 168 121 36 11
1333 We met at an entomology dating site. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
1334 We absolutely loved you in West Nile. I haven’t seen Zika yet but I know I must. 1.3452 0.04849 168 124 30 14
1335 I’m thinking a gin and tonic might be too heavy on the quinine for you. 1.3452 0.04922 168 125 28 15
1336 Well Kafka, it is nice that you were able to come! 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1337 Oh, to be a fly on the wall at this party. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1338 Yes, I work for The Enquirer. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
1339 We want to hear all about your summer. 1.3450 0.03857 200 138 55 7
1340 Perhaps you’d prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.3446 0.04602 177 129 35 13
1341 See, this is what happens to the neighborhood when we can't use DDT. 1.3446 0.04532 177 128 37 12
1342 Not to worry. It's a male. 1.3446 0.04669 148 104 37 7
1343 Don't you agree that it's so much more civilized to drink out of a glass? 1.3444 0.04682 180 133 32 15
1344 My husband Daniel here, is the foremost West Nile expert in all of Manhattan. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1345 If you don’t like that, I can get you a Bloody Mary.” 1.3442 0.05323 154 117 21 16
1346 And Buzz here is a nuclear reactor meltdown survivor. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1347 Cory here is an experienced bloodsucker and just landed an important position in the White House. 1.3441 0.04699 186 139 30 17
1348 Of course, the constant itching and inflammation is an issue, but I’m learning to live with it. 1.3441 0.04445 186 135 38 13
1349 That's kind, Dear, but they're not innoculated. 1.3441 0.04244 186 132 44 10
1350 I see you already have a buzz on. 1.3439 0.05169 157 118 24 15
1351 It’s blood. Just seemed a friendlier way to handle it. 1.3439 0.05008 157 116 28 13
1352 So you said you work in Human Resources? 1.3439 0.04842 157 114 32 11
1353 Ah wonderful, I see that you helped yourself to the bottle of vintage AB Negative. 1.3439 0.04459 189 138 37 14
1354 If you don't like the wine I can get you a bloody Mary. 1.3439 0.04583 189 140 33 16
1355 Thanks to Bloodsuckers Anonymous, Skeeter here has gotten over his addiction and switched to alcohol. 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1356 That's a Manhattan, a single malt, a pinot noir and two shots of type O negative. 1.3438 0.04779 160 116 33 11
1357 He was reading Kafka's Metamorphosis last night, and when he woke up this morning....... 1.3438 0.04696 160 115 35 10
1358 He's transitioning 1.3438 0.04220 192 137 44 11
1359 No. You're good. The exterminator isn't due back until next week. 1.3438 0.04220 192 137 44 11
1360 Ok, maybe Zika Virus wasn't the best conversation-starter. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1361 20 years of marriage, and his Kafkaesque qualities still make me go weak in my knees. 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
1362 And this Ms. Brzzlscz. She just moved up from the Florida swamps to take advantage of our warming climate. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1363 Let me introduce you to my husband, Mr. Wes Nile. 1.3436 0.04875 163 120 30 13
1364 Celeste, honey, tell them your drain survival story. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1365 Honey, you'll be glad to know that Karen and Ralph are both AB negative. 1.3434 0.04736 166 121 33 12
1366 Don’t you think you’re carrying this blood-sucking capitalist persona a bit too far, Buzz? 1.3434 0.05035 166 125 25 16
1367 Since you're partial to reds may I introduce you to the Rothschilds? 1.3434 0.04498 166 118 39 9
1368 Only female mosquitoes drink blood. This is Barolo. 1.3434 0.04812 166 122 31 13
1369 Well that's interesting; I didn't know there were slight notes of pesticide and herbicide in that particular Bourdeaux. 1.3432 0.04365 169 119 42 8
1370 With today's norms, we refer to him as an opportunistic financial player, not a blood sucker. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1371 Coast is clear, Mozzie. Janice and Harold are etymologists, not entomologists. 1.3430 0.04393 172 122 41 9
1372 John is a lawyer, you ought to have a lot in common. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
1373 The amazing thing is that we actually met in a fruit market. 1.3429 0.04775 175 130 30 15
1374 Paul, Jane - I want you to meet Steve. I'm _sure_ you've heard all the buzz about him. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1375 I can see your point 1.3427 0.04367 178 127 41 10
1376 ...and Jim here just flew in this morning. 1.3425 0.04319 181 129 42 10
1377 Want to hear the latest buzz? 1.3425 0.04805 146 104 34 8
1378 Do you have to point that thing? 1.3425 0.04902 146 105 32 9
1379 I think he's got a point. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1380 What did you think was in the Bloody Mary? 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1381 Murray's had a tough go since moving here from Minneapolis--the market has been down and there's always the stigma male mosquitoes must face even though they don't bite. 1.3420 0.04266 193 139 42 12
1382 His laughter's infectious. 1.3418 0.03899 196 136 53 7
1383 And this is my husband Jerry, the acupuncturist. 1.3418 0.04646 158 113 36 9
1384 Her whining is annoying, but she makes a Bloody Mary to die for. 1.3418 0.04899 158 116 30 12
1385 Honey, Dont you I think that it might be time to move away from 3 Mile Island. 1.3418 0.04816 158 115 32 11
1386 You always ask such pointed questions. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
1387 Please tell me that’s wine in your glass. 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
1388 I used to travel to hot and humid areas to give people malaria, but now I’m just a drunk like everyone else. 1.3416 0.04671 161 116 35 10
1389 Gregor works with those bloodsuckers down in Collections. 1.3416 0.04993 161 120 27 14
1390 Have you met Larry? He's a Hedge Fund Manager; but I guess that's obvious. 1.3416 0.04754 161 117 33 11
1391 Frank believes in total diversity in hiring. And it's paid off. I mean we've all heard about lawyers being nothing but bloodsuckers but you haven't seen Smithers here work a corporate tax case yet! 1.3415 0.04772 164 120 32 12
1392 A toast to Georg, my comfort insect. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1393 I can always count on Skeeter showing up. He’s a huge sucker for an open bar. 1.3415 0.04613 164 118 36 10
1394 So, what's the latest buzz from overseas? 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
1395 What do you mean, you would prefer a bloody mary? 1.3413 0.04862 167 124 29 14
1396 I gave at the office. 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
1397 It’s an American Red Cross blend. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
1398 Shall we go hover over the appetizers? 1.3412 0.04501 170 122 38 10
1399 This wine is repellent. 1.3411 0.04032 214 154 47 13
1400 Wow! This pest is my ex-neighbor. The last time I saw you, you were only this big. 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
1401 Let me introduce you! Turns out, he's quite the authority on malaria! 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1402 Buzz makes a wicked Bloody Mary. And his Stingers are to die for. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
1403 He's a lobbyist for the pest control industry. 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
1404 I'd like you to meet Ed, my bloodsucking husband. 1.3410 0.04741 173 128 31 14
1405 Haven't we met before? I never forget a proboscis. 1.3408 0.04559 179 131 35 13
1406 My lawyer is the real blood sucker. 1.3407 0.04438 182 132 38 12
1407 Yes, I talk, I drink, I smoke and I’m only two months old. 1.3407 0.04831 182 138 26 18
1408 This is Harold. Harold carries the West Side virus. 1.3405 0.04252 185 132 43 10
1409 Professor Petzold is an expert on Kafka. 1.3405 0.04648 185 138 31 16
1410 The Johnsons here were just saying they’re thinking about donating blood, and I realized we have an expert in attendance! 1.3405 0.04585 185 137 33 15
1411 I thought I ordered a mojito. 1.3403 0.04779 191 146 25 20
1412 I'll get you another drink. I didn't know that male mosquitos don't drink blood. 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
1413 Hope we all learn to get comfortable embracing diversity! 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
1414 Listen. I’m not joking. His beak is at least this big. 1.3397 0.05022 156 116 27 13
1415 Mo, I think you know Citronella and Deet? 1.3397 0.05104 156 117 25 14
1416 I’d suggest you stick with the Bloody Mary’s... 1.3396 0.04954 159 118 28 13
1417 And Jake here just landed a dream job at BuzzFeed. 1.3396 0.05112 159 120 24 15
1418 What law firm do you work for? 1.3396 0.05034 159 119 26 14
1419 We are happy you are drinking out of a glass tonight. 1.3396 0.04791 159 116 32 11
1420 You both work on Wall Street. 1.3395 0.04729 162 118 33 11
1421 You know Bob and Josie. You stung them last summer. 1.3394 0.04901 165 123 28 14
1422 Meet Anopheles. She prefers red. 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
1423 Quito loves people, but tonight she's sticking with Cabernet. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1424 I used to drink O negative by the gallon in college, but now if I have anything more than a glass of AB positive, I cannot sleep through the night. 1.3394 0.04669 165 120 34 11
1425 She just came back from her visit to the Mosquito Coast. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
1426 We've had offers from Malaria, Zika, West Nile Virus and Dengue Fever - but what he really wants to do is direct. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
1427 I'd like to introduce the life-blood of the party. 1.3392 0.04630 171 125 34 12
1428 Andrea and Charlie, meet Skeeter. He's a Summer Seasonal from Sarasota. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1429 So I said "malaria? I hardly know her!" 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1430 His friends call him Skeeter. 1.3392 0.04555 171 124 36 11
1431 We met last summer. 1.3391 0.04196 174 122 45 7
1432 I'm feeling a little buzzed. You? 1.3391 0.04501 174 126 37 11
1433 Clever of you to just buzz yourself in! 1.3391 0.04575 174 127 35 12
1434 I've been itching to introduce you to my new boyfriend. 1.3390 0.04660 177 131 32 14
1435 This is Harold from the Wetlands Advocacy Center 1.3390 0.04227 177 125 44 8
1436 So you're the new neighbors creating all that buzz. 1.3389 0.04181 180 127 45 8
1437 Honestly,I just can't afford to live on the Upper West Nile anymore. 1.3389 0.04537 180 132 35 13
1438 He only drinks reds. 1.3388 0.04349 183 132 40 11
1439 I wanted to honeymoon in Paris, but we settled on a garbage dump in Pittsburgh. 1.3388 0.04551 183 135 34 14
1440 Could I get you something in a flute? 1.3388 0.04418 183 133 38 12
1441 They’re here to see what all the buzz is about. 1.3387 0.04368 186 135 39 12
1442 Have you met the Citronellas? 1.3387 0.04627 186 139 31 16
1443 We met during my Caribbean vacation.” 1.3385 0.04037 195 138 48 9
1444 Let me introduce you Steve, these are type O and type B 1.3379 0.05199 145 108 25 12
1445 How’s your Grasshopper? 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1446 No, no. I ordered Moscato wine. 1.3377 0.05137 151 113 25 13
1447 That stuff will give you a buzz! 1.3377 0.04807 154 112 32 10
1448 We met at the botanical gardens. 1.3376 0.04657 157 113 35 9
1449 I couldn't ignore him in bed. He was just insatiable. 1.3375 0.04766 160 117 32 11
1450 He can't tell a merlot from a pinot noir, but Type O he knows 1.3375 0.04928 160 119 28 13
1451 Actually, we met at a Zika conference. It was love at first bite. 1.3375 0.04598 160 115 36 9
1452 This red has some legs. 1.3374 0.04704 163 119 33 11
1453 Really? The IRS? 1.3374 0.04863 163 121 29 13
1454 He flew all the way across the pond to be here. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
1455 Where are my manners? Let me get you a Bloody Mary. 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1456 Actually, Jerry is a phlebotomist! 1.3373 0.04876 166 124 28 14
1457 Here's to getting a buzz on. 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
1458 Franklin here prefers a full-bodied red. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
1459 It was love at first bite. 1.3373 0.04813 169 126 29 14
1460 He adds a buzz to every party 1.3373 0.04588 169 123 35 11
1461 He ordered a “Stinger,” and the next thing we knew....” 1.3372 0.04223 172 121 44 7
1462 That's a good year for an O Negative. 1.3372 0.04753 172 128 30 14
1463 So you limit yourself to reds, you say? 1.3372 0.04681 172 127 32 13
1464 I see you’ve already had a bite. 1.3372 0.04533 172 125 36 11
1465 So, have you fed on anyone I know recently? 1.3371 0.04480 175 127 37 11
1466 Heard the latest buzz? 1.3371 0.04331 175 125 41 9
1467 A-positive? That won't go well with the fish. 1.3371 0.04764 175 131 29 15
1468 Hey Bob, have you tried the O Negative? It goes great with everything! 1.3371 0.04282 178 127 42 9
1469 ..and for you another Vodka Stinger, right ? 1.3371 0.04356 178 128 40 10
1470 He's related to Gnat King Cole. 1.3371 0.04499 178 130 36 12
1471 We’ve kept it at 98.6F 1.3371 0.04499 178 130 36 12
1472 Eau-de-Citronellla. Why, do you like it? 1.3371 0.04428 178 129 38 11
1473 Nat's either an etymologist or an entomologist … I can never remember which... 1.3371 0.04208 178 126 44 8
1474 Oh, have you met Sting? 1.3370 0.04650 181 135 31 15
1475 With summer approaching, I thought it best we put this all behind us. 1.3370 0.04235 181 129 43 9
1476 I think you may have misread the flier. You see, "WASP" is an acronym. 1.3370 0.04530 184 136 34 14
1477 Tom, Lisa, meet our landlord. 1.3370 0.04785 184 140 26 18
1478 You got a buzz on already? 1.3370 0.04530 184 136 34 14
1479 This is Skeeter. We met camping last year in the Catskills. 1.3370 0.04260 184 132 42 10
1480 Would you like another Stinger? 1.3369 0.04414 187 137 37 13
1481 If you think he's a bloodsucker, you should meet my ex-husband's attorney! 1.3368 0.04491 190 141 34 15
1482 And you may know the Jones. They work in banking too. 1.3368 0.04442 193 143 35 15
1483 Yes, I am drinking blood. I am on the Mos-Keto diet. 1.3368 0.04562 193 145 31 17
1484 Tom, Linda... this is Nick. He teaches phlebotomy over at NYU. 1.3367 0.04334 196 144 38 14
1485 I think you have a point there. 1.3367 0.04462 199 149 33 17
1486 I'm a sucker for a Stinger 1.3357 0.04856 143 103 32 8
1487 Funny, we're the opposite. I'm the cocktail drinker, and Marty only drinks red. 1.3356 0.05094 149 111 26 12
1488 He says it’s got the nose and color of what he’s used to, but not the body 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1489 My parents were anti-vaxers. 1.3356 0.05182 149 112 24 13
1490 My friend here takes issue with the slogan “Buzzed driving is drunk driving”. 1.3356 0.04627 149 106 36 7
1491 Of course . Let me get you a Bloody Mary . 1.3354 0.04886 158 117 29 12
1492 I can get you a Bloody Mary if you prefer that. 1.3354 0.04632 158 114 35 9
1493 It's not just you - we're all buzzing a bit, Howard. 1.3354 0.04363 158 111 41 6
1494 You look like you got your buzz on already. 1.3354 0.05048 158 119 25 14
1495 I'm not gonna lie, he doesn't look anything like his profile picture... but a date's a date! 1.3354 0.04544 158 113 37 8
1496 They only bite when they're sober. 1.3354 0.04718 158 115 33 10
1497 We saw him in our rain barrel and it was love at first sight. 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
1498 No no no, Jane and Bob, you’ll be fine. He only likes bloody MARYS. 1.3353 0.04543 167 121 36 10
1499 Wouldn't you agree that the positive aspects of climate change do not get talked about enough? 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
1500 ...and this is one of Fred's bloodsucking lawyers. 1.3353 0.04566 170 124 35 11
1501 I want you to meet my old friend from summer camp. 1.3353 0.04282 173 123 42 8
1502 Billy, this is the unique couple I've been telling you about 1.3353 0.04658 173 128 32 13
1503 Francine works in the genetic engineering lab. 1.3353 0.04585 173 127 34 12
1504 These parties are becoming a such a drag. It's great to have some fresh blood around here. 1.3353 0.04360 173 124 40 9
1505 This is Anopheles. Her kids are already out of the house. 1.3353 0.04869 173 131 26 16
1506 From the outset ours was not your garden-variety relationship 1.3353 0.04436 173 125 38 10
1507 Let me introduce you—John and Patty are blood-sucking vermin, and Lisa is a mosquito. 1.3352 0.04602 176 130 33 13
1508 That's right, you were at the pool party. So how are the larvae? 1.3352 0.04287 182 131 41 10
1509 Yes, I see your point. 1.3352 0.04287 182 131 41 10
1510 I'm a sucker for some good wine. 1.3352 0.04216 182 130 43 9
1511 What a surprise. I didn't hear you come in. 1.3351 0.04444 185 136 36 13
1512 Bob's been generating quite the buzz around town. 1.3351 0.04100 185 131 46 8
1513 You might like a Stinger instead. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
1514 Before we met, he thought everyone sucks. 1.3351 0.04377 185 135 38 12
1515 I'm not being negative. In fact,I'm O Positive. 1.3351 0.04459 188 139 35 14
1516 Well I think your point sucks. 1.3333 0.04512 192 144 32 16
1517 Okay, well, then let's toast to the pest control guy who never shows up. 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
1518 Phil is B-negative and Leah is AB negative! 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
1519 Let introduce you to my attorney. 1.3333 0.04649 177 132 31 14
1520 Are you feeling the buzz? 1.3333 0.04441 168 121 38 9
1521 I told him we're having fish, but he insists on only drinking red. 1.3333 0.05025 144 106 28 10
1522 I suppose you don’t need a straw...? 1.3333 0.04175 198 144 42 12
1523 I’d like to introduce my blood-sucking lawyer 1.3333 0.05100 159 121 23 15
1524 I'm so glad you're here, Matt! I wanted you to meet Bill and Stacy, because I think you have a lot in common. They're both volunteers at the American Red Cross. 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
1525 Gregor Samsa awoke from troubled dreams to find himself trapped in a conversation about the benefits of cleansing. 1.3333 0.04971 168 128 24 16
1526 I think we're all happy your wife is in the Hamptons this weekend, Mort. 1.3333 0.04860 159 118 29 12
1527 I prefer white Burgundys, but he's got a thing for AB negative from Atlanta. 1.3333 0.04661 180 135 30 15
1528 Nobody ordered a Stinger. 1.3333 0.04541 183 136 33 14
1529 This is my friend, Mary, from Naples. She’s a phlebotomist. 1.3333 0.04698 150 108 34 8
1530 I would have figured you for a Bloody Mary! 1.3333 0.04751 168 125 30 13
1531 The Hamptons are refreshingly Type-A. 1.3333 0.04994 153 114 27 12
1532 Oh I’m glad you’re here; we were just saying this party needed a little buzz. 1.3333 0.04486 156 111 38 7
1533 You could be right, if Trump can get into office, you'd probably have a good shot.. 1.3333 0.04290 177 127 41 9
1534 Cheers! I may eat like a bird, but I drink like a fish. 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
1535 I'd like you two to meet the First Lady of Minnesota. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
1536 Mo here is a specialist in infectious diseases. 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1537 This isn't what I imagined when you said you had a bug problem. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1538 I have heard a great new drink which uses only mesquite and a tomato...I think it's called The Mesquito...have you tried it? 1.3333 0.04327 165 117 41 7
1539 No worries, he prefers a Merlot to a Type-O 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
1540 I'm a strict nectar and fruit juice guy. It's my wife who's the bloodsucker. 1.3333 0.05152 150 113 24 13
1541 I had you as the Bloody Mary type! 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
1542 A bloody Mary. And yours? 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
1543 This is Joyce. She works at the IRS. 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
1544 Ready for another Type O, Fred? 1.3333 0.04387 180 131 38 11
1545 Not much of a nose but the legs go on forever. 1.3333 0.04467 171 124 37 10
1546 No, really . . . WHAT are you drinking ? 1.3333 0.04364 177 128 39 10
1547 Meet Bob. He's in the extraction industry. 1.3333 0.04017 180 126 48 6
1548 I know, you see mosquito and think Chardonnay, right? 1.3333 0.04667 156 113 34 9
1549 He's a hell of a lawyer. 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
1550 Our therapist says it’s only co-dependence if I drink his blood, too. 1.3333 0.04437 177 129 37 11
1551 You can't tell me you've never tried a stinger!? 1.3333 0.04580 177 131 33 13
1552 I'll let David tell the story - he's such a sucker for romance! 1.3333 0.04169 180 128 44 8
1553 Don’t tell me. Bloody Mary. Right? 1.3333 0.04406 183 134 37 12
1554 Penetrating! 1.3315 0.04436 181 133 36 12
1555 So you've never even seen the Nile? 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1556 I’d ask if that’s wine, but I don’t think I want to know... 1.3315 0.04366 181 132 38 11
1557 Howard hasn't been himself since his return from Lubango. 1.3315 0.04705 181 137 28 16
1558 Miss Skuito meet He and Mo Globin 1.3315 0.04505 181 134 34 13
1559 And do you want to know what she said? All right I’ll bite. 1.3315 0.04344 178 129 39 10
1560 That's an excellent point, just don't stick me with it. 1.3315 0.04270 178 128 41 9
1561 I initially found him really irritating—but one drink led to another, we discussed our shared fear of spiders, and eventually the love bug bit me. 1.3314 0.04468 175 128 36 11
1562 This is a full-bodied AB blend with an O-positive finish. 1.3314 0.04241 175 125 42 8
1563 Good timing – we were just talking about the resurgence of the West Nile Virus. 1.3314 0.04541 175 129 34 12
1564 Sorry, I'd prefer a Grasshopper. 1.3314 0.04393 175 127 38 10
1565 Did I mix up the Type O Negative and the Merlot again? 1.3314 0.04445 172 125 37 10
1566 As you can see, he's survived many Raids. 1.3314 0.04419 169 122 38 9
1567 Michael is also an agent. 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1568 No, I don't need you to spear my olive. 1.3314 0.04088 169 118 46 5
1569 ...and this is Malaria. 1.3314 0.04652 169 125 32 12
1570 He likes red wine only and can drink a whole bottle without removing the cork. 1.3314 0.04498 169 123 36 10
1571 So you're going to run on the anti-Roundup platform. 1.3314 0.04727 169 126 30 13
1572 Thanks to global warming, they get smarter and bigger every year. 1.3313 0.04390 166 119 39 8
1573 Bob, Judy you remember, Morty, my old friend from summer camp? 1.3313 0.04472 166 120 37 9
1574 This is Skeeter! He just moved into our bird bath. 1.3313 0.04356 163 116 40 7
1575 You're right!......I never should have added steroids to the insecticide! 1.3313 0.05004 163 124 24 15
1576 I'd like you both to meet Bugsy--he's going to be staying with me for a week until I have the house sprayed. 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
1577 John, I was just telling the Henderson's about your dead-on Elvis impersonation. 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
1578 Yeah, that's a good point. 1.3313 0.04497 160 115 37 8
1579 It has its advantages; I don’t need straws 1.3313 0.04497 160 115 37 8
1580 I'm beginning to think that my office is being bugged. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1581 No, Karen, you wouldn’t like it; it isn’t an ordinary Bloody Mary. 1.3312 0.04612 154 111 35 8
1582 What can I say, it was classic case of love at first bite. 1.3311 0.04479 151 107 38 6
1583 I met George at the Blood Drive! 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1584 You must meet Brian. He is visiting us all the way from Uganda...specifically the West Nile region. 1.3309 0.04831 139 100 32 7
1585 Here's to your metamorphosis 1.3309 0.04674 136 96 35 5
1586 Your skinny jeans are stunning. 1.3298 0.04574 188 142 30 16
1587 George, how are the gene splicing experiments going? 1.3298 0.04448 188 140 34 14
1588 One more glass and you should have a good buzz. 1.3297 0.04366 185 136 37 12
1589 Mo, meet your hosts. 1.3297 0.04433 185 137 35 13
1590 He’s not much to look at but my god he plays my g-spot like a Stradivarius. 1.3297 0.04563 185 139 31 15
1591 It's called the exoskeleton diet and it works wonders. 1.3297 0.04484 182 135 34 13
1592 What can I say, I’m a sucker for reds! 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
1593 All we’re saying is maybe we can play another game besides Twister.” 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
1594 This is Lance, our new Vector Consultant...he's sure to bring fresh blood into the department! 1.3296 0.04100 179 127 45 7
1595 They grow up so fast. It seems like only yesterday they were larva -- now, five days later, they're fully grown adults. 1.3296 0.04466 179 132 35 12
1596 He's from the Superfund site across the street. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
1597 I take it you like the Bloody Mary? 1.3295 0.04573 173 128 33 12
1598 Have you met Steve? He works in corporate finance. 1.3295 0.04423 173 126 37 10
1599 You might wanna ditch when the clapping starts. 1.3295 0.04499 173 127 35 11
1600 Your timing is impeccable, we were JUST discussing The Metamorphosis! 1.3294 0.04397 170 123 38 9
1601 We're so glad you came to our species-reveal party. 1.3294 0.04553 170 125 34 11
1602 May I help you get the olive,Ma'am? 1.3294 0.04629 170 126 32 12
1603 I prefer a grasshopper 1.3293 0.04586 164 120 34 10
1604 I bet you think I'm just another blood-sucking management type. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
1605 Which is why I was saying, I don't think we can even *have* a discussion about implicit bias without mentioning insectionality. 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
1606 I'd like you to meet Henry from my garden club. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
1607 She made the kabobs. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
1608 The AB seems a little oakier than the O positive. 1.3290 0.04766 155 114 31 10
1609 Lawrence's area of expertise is in blood transfusions." 1.3289 0.04830 152 112 30 10
1610 Let me introduce you to my divorce attorney, he has quite a reputation! 1.3289 0.04897 149 110 29 10
1611 Yes, we heard the Keto diet works too, but it appear to have some side effects. 1.3284 0.04357 201 151 34 16
1612 You'll appreciate this 2016 vintage AB-Negative. 1.3284 0.04000 201 145 46 10
1613 What made you want to become an entomologist? 1.3282 0.04393 195 146 34 15
1614 Is the glass okay?...Or do you prefer a beaker? 1.3280 0.04233 189 138 40 11
1615 Sangria, right? 1.3280 0.04615 189 144 28 17
1616 Nigel! So glad you could make it. I know your time is short. 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
1617 And then I crossed a mosquito with a hipster. 1.3279 0.04185 183 132 42 9
1618 “No thanks. One stinger’s enough for me.” 1.3278 0.04514 180 134 33 13
1619 I thought you were bringing Mojitos." 1.3278 0.04650 180 136 29 15
1620 Don't they make such lovely hosts? 1.3277 0.04568 177 132 32 13
1621 All kidding aside, it was here when we moved in. 1.3277 0.04352 177 129 38 10
1622 It's nice to meet a real born and raised New Yorker 1.3277 0.04277 177 128 40 9
1623 No, S.W.A.T. is a TV show we watch. We don't ever swat anything. 1.3277 0.04202 177 127 42 8
1624 And our keynote speaker will be updating us on the battle against the DEET state. 1.3276 0.04623 174 130 31 13
1625 And this is Skeeter, he wrote that stinging piece of satire I told you about. 1.3275 0.04530 171 126 34 11
1626 We've worked through his parasitic tendencies and we're very happy now... 1.3275 0.04216 171 122 42 7
1627 Esmeralda no longer enjoys giving mosquito bites after we introduced her to alcohol. 1.3274 0.04663 168 125 31 12
1628 Meet Ms.Quito ! 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1629 His latest hit has gone absolutely viral!! 1.3274 0.04507 168 123 35 10
1630 Well, when we first let him in we thought he was a hummingbird. 1.3274 0.04813 168 127 27 14
1631 I don't think Bill and Melinda are against everyone in your line of work, just those leaching off society the wrong way. 1.3273 0.04481 165 120 36 9
1632 No, I'm not interested in going out for a bite to eat 1.3273 0.04397 165 119 38 8
1633 I guess you could say it was love at first bite, right dear? 1.3270 0.04679 159 117 32 10
1634 Everyone, this is my friend Mel Aria. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
1635 I was just telling Fred here about your condo on the Mosquito Coast. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
1636 When I told him I was 'A negative' he said that's really not his type. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1637 May I introduce you to Mr. Anopheles? He was recently genetically modified. 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
1638 The last time I saw you your beak was this big. 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
1639 You think this party sucks? just try spend an evening with this guy 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
1640 They make the best stingers here. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
1641 Bloody Mary? 1.3267 0.05138 150 114 23 13
1642 So... how was the flight? 1.3265 0.04646 147 106 34 7
1643 So, you say that you prefer full bodied?? 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
1644 Why don't you three bloodsuckers get acquainted? 1.3262 0.04457 187 140 33 14
1645 He's just a little buzzed. 1.3261 0.04374 184 136 36 12
1646 I always feel awkward at parties too 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
1647 I'm sure Mr. Gates doesn't have anything against you personally. 1.3260 0.04211 181 131 41 9
1648 My shrink told me that sometimes a mosquito is just a mosquito. 1.3258 0.04182 178 128 42 8
1649 Buzzed already? 1.3257 0.04741 175 133 27 15
1650 Sam, I'd like to introduce you to the Joneses. They're warm-blooded mammals, too! 1.3257 0.04455 175 129 35 11
1651 Let me introduce you to Mr. O Positive and Ms. AB Negative. 1.3257 0.04381 175 128 37 10
1652 Why did you just assume I wanted a dark red, Karen? 1.3256 0.04583 172 128 32 12
1653 He's got a rather unique view on the theory of evolution 1.3256 0.04354 172 125 38 9
1654 Let me introduce our resident expert on red blends. 1.3256 0.04729 172 130 28 14
1655 Wow, this Bloody Mary tastes just like the real thing. 1.3256 0.04508 172 127 34 11
1656 Sorry I assumed you would like a Bloody Mary. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1657 Oh yes, the bloodbank has an excellent selection of reds. 1.3254 0.04485 169 124 35 10
1658 Let me introduce you to the Hendersons. Unlike you, they don't bite. 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
1659 I think you'll like it, it's called a Bloody Mary. 1.3254 0.04325 169 122 39 8
1660 We adore her, but mum's the word! She's undocumented. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1661 Tell us the secret of these Bloody Marys of yours. 1.3254 0.04639 169 126 31 12
1662 This chardonnay is fantastic, but I'm a sucker for reds. 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1663 I saw the strangest cartoon in the New Yorker this week... 1.3253 0.04619 166 123 32 11
1664 This is my third cousin Gerald. He contacted me on 23andMe and says that we're blood relatives! 1.3253 0.04697 166 124 30 12
1665 He can also grab that olive for you or stir your drink. And he works for flies. 1.3253 0.04774 166 125 28 13
1666 Jeff, Lisa--meet Steve. Don't worry, he doesn't bite! 1.3253 0.04539 166 122 34 10
1667 I like to get a little buzzed before I fly. 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1668 O positive? 1.3252 0.04428 163 118 37 8
1669 Must be great being able to vaccinate your own kids! 1.3252 0.04512 163 119 35 9
1670 Speaking of intrusive species... 1.3250 0.04569 160 117 34 9
1671 Well, Lance, here, teaches 7th grade math and I'm a phlebotomist 1.3250 0.04393 160 115 38 7
1672 This our new neighbor Dr. Tse-Tse. He and his family recently relocated from Brazil. 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1673 I'm a plastic surgeon. Why do you ask? 1.3250 0.04820 160 120 28 12
1674 Perhaps you'd prefer that in a beaker 1.3250 0.04482 160 116 36 8
1675 Ms. Quito chairs Wetlands Preservation 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
1676 I was telling them about your identity crisis, honey. 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
1677 So, Giermo was just explaining how hard it is to live his best life when he's only got 24 hours - and that's of course if he doesn't encounter any windshields, and we all know how impossible city traffic can be. So, we can sympathize, am I right? 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1678 This is Larry from H.R. Don’t let him get under your skin. 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
1679 I was just telling the Ackermans about your new diet! 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1680 I thought you’d prefer red! 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
1681 The fact of the matter is, human blood runs a distant second to a nice, fleshy Châteauneuf-du-Pape. 1.3243 0.04003 185 132 46 7
1682 so - what made you want to become a hematologist? 1.3243 0.04003 185 132 46 7
1683 I understand that you and Dr. Klein share an interest in West Nile Virus. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
1684 I'm so pleased you showed us your true form congressman. 1.3242 0.04606 182 138 29 15
1685 Now that she is a grown-up,we let her suck blood from a glass. 1.3241 0.04979 145 108 27 10
1686 I'm afraid all we have is type AB. Is that okay? 1.3240 0.04593 179 135 30 14
1687 Remember buzzed driving is drunk driving. 1.3240 0.04237 179 130 40 9
1688 The invitation said we were serving stingers. 1.3240 0.04311 179 131 38 10
1689 I would like you to meet Ronald, a terrible bloodsucking pest, and certainly our best chance for Senator! 1.3239 0.05340 142 109 20 13
1690 I’ve been slapped around as well. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1691 This lovely guy was able to grow up and take his place among us simply because we said no to vaccines. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
1692 So you went from a blood expert to a wine expert. 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
1693 The buzz on Arthur is he's a pest. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1694 Moe is quite the expert on reds 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
1695 And this is Lowell Anopheles, of the Boston Anopheles. 1.3237 0.04705 173 131 28 14
1696 ‘’’We’ve been bonding over our refusal to give up red meat .’’ 1.3237 0.04410 173 127 36 10
1697 So I said: Hey Waiter, there isn’t a fly in my soup! 1.3237 0.04333 173 126 38 9
1698 Which do you prefer, the red or the white blood cells? 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
1699 This bartender makes a great Stinger, you should try one! 1.3235 0.04616 170 127 31 12
1700 Now, everybody tells you one has to fumigate, but Sebastian here has a refreshingly different view on bed bugs. 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
1701 I know we're not the perfect match, but we connect at a primal level. 1.3235 0.04303 170 123 39 8
1702 No, no, no. It's not that kind of tasting. 1.3234 0.04516 167 123 34 10
1703 Our apologies. The Clinic was all out of O negative. 1.3234 0.04750 167 126 28 13
1704 Brings a whole new meaning to “getting buzzed. 1.3234 0.04673 167 125 30 12
1705 Lawson, give us your perspective on what it is like to have been born three weeks ago. 1.3231 0.04197 195 144 39 12
1706 Some of my best friends are anopheles quadrimaculatus. 1.3231 0.04134 195 143 41 11
1707 So you have a waterfront condo behind the nuclear waste site? 1.3231 0.04382 195 147 33 15
1708 So, no Bloody Mary tonight? 1.3230 0.04712 161 120 30 11
1709 Now before we swap partners let me remind you -- never judge a book by its cover. 1.3229 0.04177 192 141 40 11
1710 I actually prefer white wine, but I get this a lot. 1.3229 0.04368 192 144 34 14
1711 This here is my cousin, Mitch. Which is why we asked everyone to wear loose, long-sleeved shirts and cover up as much as possible. 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1712 Because it gives me a buzz... 1.3228 0.04689 158 117 31 10
1713 And to my mother-in-law, who will go to any length to create a distraction. 1.3226 0.04466 186 140 32 14
1714 Yes it is a Zika Red 2016. 1.3226 0.04924 155 117 26 12
1715 Oh, only DEET-free drinks, I assure you. 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
1716 So tell me about your 23andMe results. 1.3226 0.04751 155 115 30 10
1717 AGAIN with the " exceptional nose and a sharp finish???" 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
1718 So,is that anything like a Grasshopper? 1.3226 0.04057 186 134 44 8
1719 Our gardener suggested we invite beneficial insects. 1.3226 0.04334 186 138 36 12
1720 No, I haven't introduced him to my parents yet. 1.3226 0.04478 155 112 36 7
1721 Preston, I'm thrilled to be able to introduce Sid and Rachel Rosenblum — the club's first non-Wasps! 1.3224 0.04584 183 139 29 15
1722 Larry just moved in next door. You know, where the marsh is. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
1723 Yes, he has an amazing nose for wine. 1.3222 0.04290 180 132 38 10
1724 You, my friend, get the good stuff - AB positive. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
1725 It's not that we don't like you, we're just afraid of you. 1.3220 0.04188 177 128 41 8
1726 I would like to introduce my bloodsucking attorney 1.3220 0.04625 177 134 29 14
1727 You would really enjoy reading Kafka. 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
1728 Raymond handles all of my infestments. 1.3218 0.04752 174 133 26 15
1729 ...So then I said--you're gonna love this--I said, hey Franz,you woke up as a what? 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
1730 Don't mind him... he's buzzed. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1731 You should try the red. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1732 Would you like another bloody Mary? 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
1733 Honey, the Wilson's are just itching to hear where you found this delicious red wine. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
1734 Frank, why do you have to be such a buzzkill? 1.3216 0.04012 199 145 44 10
1735 It's a symbiotic relationship. 1.3214 0.04164 168 120 42 6
1736 Let me introduce you to the reason our parties always generate so much buzz. 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
1737 This guy can really make a girl itch if you know what I mean. 1.3214 0.04164 168 120 42 6
1738 It's called a stinger 1.3214 0.04493 168 124 34 10
1739 You always have to stick your nose in! 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
1740 So a man walks into a bar and says, 'Nice legs'... 1.3212 0.04629 165 123 31 11
1741 Don't be so modest, Dirk. Dirk here is the world's top killer of us. 1.3212 0.04466 165 121 35 9
1742 Slip of the tongue. I meant to say, you've invested in the neighborhood. 1.3212 0.04708 165 124 29 12
1743 He's always preferred a red 1.3211 0.04202 190 140 39 11
1744 Have you two met my friend Zika? 1.3211 0.04820 190 150 19 21
1745 It seems he's jealous we're drinking grasshoppers 1.3210 0.04435 162 118 36 8
1746 Harold, do that thing you do. 1.3210 0.04348 162 117 38 7
1747 Attorney, bloodsucker, . . . we’re all in the same “bag,” aren’t we? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
1748 I was just explaining, it’s not really a bite, it’s more a pierce. 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
1749 I'd like you to meet my husband, Bob, who just returned from an extensive trip to the West Nile Valley. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
1750 ... and this is our new head of Entomology. 1.3208 0.04664 159 118 31 10
1751 We thought we hired Sting for entertainment, and he just kinda grew on us.” 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
1752 Honey, tell them your funny 'weirdo walks into a bar' story. 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
1753 How do you like your Stinger? 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
1754 Oh, I'm just sipping to prolong the enjoyment. God knows when I'll get a glass of AB-negative again." 1.3205 0.04636 156 115 32 9
1755 Bob, Carol...meet my friend Skeeter. Fortunately, I'm not his type. 1.3204 0.04412 181 135 34 12
1756 ...and this is Cheryl, my phlebotomist. 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
1757 I don't usually get this big a buzz from the first martini. 1.3204 0.04616 181 138 28 15
1758 Chilled? Last night, darling, you said that you preferred 98.6." 1.3204 0.04198 181 132 40 9
1759 I'd prefer a Bloody Mary 1.3204 0.04481 181 136 32 13
1760 Oh, I'm sorry. A Bloody Mary is a drink, not a person. 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
1761 Helen is an influencer in the field of bloodborne diseases. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
1762 I’ve been told I have a nose for good wines. 1.3203 0.04788 153 114 29 10
1763 Do you have a point? 1.3203 0.04510 153 111 35 7
1764 This guy sucks. 1.3203 0.04877 153 115 27 11
1765 Skeeter here would like a very Bloody Mary. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1766 Honey, this is the couple I was telling you about. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1767 ...and this is my husband Robert, who just retired from the Round Up plant. 1.3202 0.04533 178 134 31 13
1768 If you'd prefer a glass of AB negative instead, I'm sure Bob here would be willing to oblige. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
1769 How’s that full-bodied red? 1.3200 0.04136 175 126 42 7
1770 So type O has top notes of blackberry? 1.3198 0.04341 172 126 37 9
1771 They'd like to know what's in your glass, dear. 1.3198 0.04494 172 128 33 11
1772 He gets buzzed after just a few sips!" 1.3198 0.04261 172 125 39 8
1773 I'm sorry we're all out of Type A would you settle for Type O instead? 1.3195 0.04626 169 127 30 12
1774 Harry, tell them about the time you held up a blood bank 1.3195 0.04310 169 123 38 8
1775 So, what's the buzz these days? 1.3194 0.04377 191 144 33 14
1776 Sure, he takes up space, and there's the occasional bite, but he mixes the perfect Stinger. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
1777 You did ask for a Stinger. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
1778 So what's the latest buzz? 1.3193 0.04443 166 122 35 9
1779 Its a funny story really, we we're both donating blood and we just clicked 1.3191 0.04091 188 137 42 9
1780 My doctor said I’m anemic ..,, 1.3191 0.04489 188 143 30 15
1781 And this is my husband, Cyril, an expert in field testing pesticides... 1.3190 0.04326 163 118 38 7
1782 You must be the lawyer! 1.3190 0.04900 163 125 24 14
1783 And this is Maureen. She’s here on a job swap program doing pay day loans. 1.3188 0.04553 160 118 33 9
1784 I'll tell ya what bugs me... 1.3188 0.04466 160 117 35 8
1785 He got through border control because his visa said he's extinct. 1.3188 0.04639 160 119 31 10
1786 Sorry to be a pest, but I am a pest. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
1787 Of course it's a Bloody Mary - what else would it be? 1.3185 0.04611 157 116 32 9
1788 Did you hear that this place was bugged? 1.3185 0.04785 157 118 28 11
1789 He thinks the pinot has hints of earthworms and weevils. 1.3185 0.05034 157 121 22 14
1790 I think I prefer the grasshopper. 1.3185 0.04699 157 117 30 10
1791 Yes, I agree; biodiversity is paramount. 1.3185 0.04431 157 114 36 7
1792 But the sex is fantastic... isn't it, dear. 1.3184 0.03916 179 127 47 5
1793 Stop poking me already. You've GOT a drink! 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
1794 As long as we have enough wine our blood supply is safe. 1.3184 0.04511 179 135 31 13
1795 Normally I expect you to have a bloody Mary, but I suppose Mary's not here tonight. 1.3182 0.04017 198 145 43 10
1796 I figured that as a blood-sucking insect, I would be right at home in Washington. 1.3182 0.04705 176 135 26 15
1797 Quinine? No, it's red wine. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
1798 Meet Gregor. His world view is just infectious. 1.3182 0.04265 198 149 35 14
1799 Watch out for Mossy here - he always drinks someone under the table. 1.3182 0.04635 176 134 28 14
1800 I must say, you're looking quite sharp. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
1801 I don't think these mind-bending, hallucinogenic drugs are all they're cracked up to be, are they, Eric?" 1.3179 0.04249 195 146 36 13
1802 John and Sylvia, I'd like you to meet Fred, my proctologist. 1.3179 0.04763 173 133 25 15
1803 Jeremy is always looking for fresh blood. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1804 Rodney says giving up blood for Pinot Noir has been awesome. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
1805 Global warming has affected our local mosquito population. 1.3179 0.05093 151 116 22 13
1806 This guy sucks at parties. 1.3179 0.04916 151 114 26 11
1807 Do you have any O negative? It’s my guilty pleasure! 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
1808 Interesting tidbit: Becky here just copulated with and disposed of her partner in the parlor ten minutes ago. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
1809 Did you hear about the incident at the blood drive? 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
1810 Lawyers. Amiright? 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
1811 We were just saying that it is not only the Shiraz that has fine legs. 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
1812 A,B,O... it all tastes the same to me. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1813 So, you’re claim is that you’re more highly evolved because your species banned straws so long ago? 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
1814 You seem really buzzed. 1.3174 0.04736 167 127 27 13
1815 Sometimes I think that we opened up our membership a bit too much! 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
1816 He always gets right to the point. 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
1817 Larry, would you say this metamorphosis has given you new perspective? 1.3172 0.04322 186 139 35 12
1818 So, who's in your Bloody Mary? 1.3171 0.04557 164 122 32 10
1819 Skeeter, this is Norm and Sue. They are both O Positive, so be nice! 1.3171 0.05099 164 129 18 17
1820 And this is Sam, who prefers O-positive over the pinot noir varietal. 1.3171 0.04390 164 120 36 8
1821 So you're on the fast track to CEO of a Big Pharma firm. 1.3169 0.04637 183 141 26 16
1822 We've just been itching to have you at one of our weekly shindigs. 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
1823 Yes, they're humans. I'm allowed to have human friends too. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
1824 Sure I’ll take that but you need to know ahead of time that I’m not your blood type. 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
1825 Jim, Sally- I'd like you to meet our new neighbor, Mr. Vector Bourne. 1.3168 0.04354 161 117 37 7
1826 No, actually I’m not having a Stinger. Why do you ask? 1.3168 0.04614 161 120 31 10
1827 Red? 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
1828 I see your point! 1.3167 0.04204 180 132 39 9
1829 No, where are you "really" from? 1.3165 0.04407 158 115 36 7
1830 My WASP friend I was telling you about? 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
1831 Remember when Grasshoppers were all the rage? 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
1832 I always take my quinine with gin, too 1.3161 0.04822 155 117 27 11
1833 A Straw? Really? 1.3161 0.04524 174 131 31 12
1834 And this is Dr. Mosca, the Hematologist I was telling you about. 1.3161 0.04375 174 129 35 10
1835 I said Bloody Mary, not blood of Mary. 1.3161 0.04669 174 133 27 14
1836 Say, let's get Bill's opinion on this whole GMO thing. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
1837 He prefers Bloody Marys. 1.3161 0.04669 174 133 27 14
1838 Your family is from Three Mile Island, isn't that right? 1.3161 0.04338 193 146 33 14
1839 He makes the best Bloody Mary's 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
1840 This is Spike, he's my love bug. 1.3158 0.04798 152 114 28 10
1841 What do you mean, "it tastes of DDT"? 1.3158 0.04727 171 131 26 14
1842 Guys, I’d like you to meet Ms. Quitto 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1843 Symptoms of Upper West Side Nile are very different. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1844 This is Clark, he just returned from west of the Nile. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
1845 He really sucks the energy out of every conversation... 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
1846 Lisa couldn't come. Turns out she's carrying malaria. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
1847 Marge, Bill, I’d like you to meet Buzz 1.3158 0.04653 171 130 28 13
1848 No, Kyle, I'm sure we met in West, not East Nile. 1.3158 0.04799 171 132 24 15
1849 You say you prefer Bloody Marys? 1.3158 0.04613 152 112 32 8
1850 So we've jumped on the Malbec bandwagon with all twelve feet, have we? 1.3155 0.03881 187 134 47 6
1851 Fred was just telling me about his trip back from the Nile. 1.3155 0.04235 187 139 37 11
1852 What, exactly, is your point? 1.3155 0.04369 187 141 33 13
1853 Yes, I know you wanted a grasshopper, but I think you'll like the merlot. 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
1854 He just has such a wonderful thirst for life. 1.3155 0.04558 168 126 31 11
1855 I prefer Martinis to Stingers. 1.3155 0.04712 168 128 27 13
1856 Clearly he hasn't drained the swamp. 1.3154 0.04864 149 112 27 10
1857 He calls it a "Cabernet Positive". 1.3152 0.04550 184 141 28 15
1858 You said you’d behave if I gave you a Bloody Mary. 1.3152 0.04282 165 120 38 7
1859 Why do they keeping asking me if I'm drinking grasshoppers? 1.3152 0.04614 165 124 30 11
1860 Freshen your AB negative? 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
1861 Yes I know, your life really sucks! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
1862 It's a citronella infusion. We want you to go away. 1.3149 0.04468 181 137 31 13
1863 Well, here's to mutual coexistance 1.3149 0.04035 181 131 43 7
1864 Well, it just rained and it’s getting dark. Gosh, am I thirsty! 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
1865 I think you'll find it bold and full-bodied -- it's A Positive. 1.3147 0.04593 143 104 33 6
1866 Here...let me get you a beaker. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
1867 Well, that makes two of us. I can‘t sleep at night either. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
1868 This moscato is just lovely 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
1869 We're not always a nuisance at parties. 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
1870 Hatched out in June. And Look! Already so grown up. 1.3145 0.04292 159 115 38 6
1871 You have a point there 1.3145 0.04384 159 116 36 7
1872 The Bloody Mary is his favorite. 1.3145 0.04474 159 117 34 8
1873 Relax. In our firm, you don't have to be bloodthirsty after five. 1.3144 0.04256 194 146 35 13
1874 She's good company as long as her glass is full. 1.3144 0.03997 194 142 43 9
1875 Another Bloody Mary, Dan? 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
1876 I should warn you it is stronger than bug juice. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1877 So what is it you did in Egypt? 1.3143 0.04200 175 128 39 8
1878 As you can see, my marriage is a literal nightmare. 1.3143 0.04428 175 131 33 11
1879 Hope red wine is ok, someone drank all the bloody marys. 1.3143 0.04277 175 129 37 9
1880 Meet Ano! She has 150 children and lives in the bungalow next to the wetlands. 1.3141 0.04620 156 116 31 9
1881 Believe me, after a couple, you don't even feel it. 1.3141 0.04881 156 119 25 12
1882 With the gradual eradication of the enopheles mosquito, survivors lobbied financiers to develop a convenient method of drinking wine direct from a glass instead of the human vein which was inefficient and often dangerous. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1883 It’s a vintage red from the upper region. 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
1884 What would you rather drink? 1.3140 0.04481 172 129 32 11
1885 Please keep your blood alcohol down - I need to fly tonight. 1.3140 0.04326 172 127 36 9
1886 Did you want a stinger? 1.3138 0.04349 188 142 33 13
1887 People try to swat Jared after he's had a couple, too. 1.3137 0.04680 153 114 30 9
1888 Oh I'm sorry, you said you wanted a bloody Mary. 1.3137 0.04587 153 113 32 8
1889 ‘...and then I said to her, ‘Oh yeah? Bite me!’ .’ -caption by Annie Phaosawasdi 1.3137 0.04771 153 115 28 10
1890 No offense, but everyone refers to lawyers as bloodsuckers. 1.3136 0.04762 169 130 25 14
1891 This is Mo. She's never invited, but she keeps showing up anyway. 1.3136 0.04534 169 127 31 11
1892 No, that's not a Bloody Mary that I'm drinking. Why does everyone ask me that? 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
1893 Well, I think you've got a point. 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
1894 And some, I assume, are good people. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
1895 How’s the red? 1.3135 0.04397 185 140 32 13
1896 She spent a summer fighting Malaria in the Congo and came back a changed woman. 1.3135 0.04121 185 136 40 9
1897 I feel a little buzzed. 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
1898 Interesting, so you say you can appreciate the bouquet better by drinking straight from the glass. 1.3135 0.03902 185 133 46 6
1899 I think you know these people already. 1.3133 0.04743 150 112 29 9
1900 And this is Mike He used to be in pesticides. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1901 Of course we drink bloody Marys. 1.3133 0.04550 150 110 33 7
1902 I know, just a little buzz means I shouldn't drive. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1903 This is Charlotte, our best web designer in the company. 1.3133 0.04823 166 128 24 14
1904 Bob Baker over there has a full-bodied, yet fruity, flavor. 1.3133 0.04898 166 129 22 15
1905 Henry, tell them about your new repellent idea. What was it called? Oh yes, ON. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1906 Carl just passed the bar! 1.3132 0.04378 182 137 33 12
1907 So, uh, the bloody mary here isn't made with blood? 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1908 I really don't think you need that extra buzz. 1.3132 0.04237 182 135 37 10
1909 No, seriously its tomato juice. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1910 Meet Buzz. 1.3132 0.04308 182 136 35 11
1911 You know how you get after the second Bloody Mary. 1.3129 0.04710 147 109 30 8
1912 I’d offer you a Bloody Mary, but she’s out of town this weekend. 1.3129 0.04808 163 125 25 13
1913 My friend here is partial to Reds. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
1914 Sorry, I am o-negative. Thanks for asking. 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
1915 So, who’s blood is sweeter? 1.3125 0.04530 192 149 26 17
1916 Turns out Jim here is the only one who's not a bloodsucking attorney. Being male, he actually prefers flower nectar. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
1917 Karl has a really good point... 1.3125 0.04537 160 119 32 9
1918 I'm glad the wine is pesticide-free! 1.3125 0.04257 176 130 37 9
1919 Another Bloody Mary I presume 1.3125 0.04707 160 121 28 11
1920 I don't know about you but these parties just suck the life out of me! 1.3125 0.04623 160 120 30 10
1921 May I introduce , ahh , I don't believe I told you both what exactly happened when our screen door was damaged . 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
1922 This wine sucks 1.3125 0.04790 160 122 26 12
1923 Bill and Madeleine, this is the nameless bird that chooses the most obvious and least creative New Yorker cartoon caption contest winners. 1.3125 0.04872 160 123 24 13
1924 I think we ALL get the point 1.3125 0.04101 176 128 41 7
1925 We love having you at our parties, Stan! You're always O so Positive. 1.3122 0.04060 189 139 41 9
1926 ...and Edna here parleyed her strengths to become an ace phelobotimist... 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
1927 Reggie told me with complete sincerity that he is NOT a mosquito, and I believe him. Besides, how many mosquitoes do you know that drink Merlot? 1.3121 0.04226 173 127 38 8
1928 I, myself, have always been partial to stingers. 1.3121 0.04607 173 132 28 13
1929 I'm afraid to ask what you're drinking... 1.3121 0.04413 157 115 35 7
1930 Don't worry darling. What I said was, the cocktails are made with citron flavored vodka, not citronella. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
1931 The Type O Negative came highly recommended. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
1932 For the last time, BUZZ OFF! 1.3118 0.04572 186 144 26 16
1933 Speaking of anti-vaxers, Skeeter here has something to inject into the conversation. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
1934 Over the years I have learned that inviting the annoying neighbors to the party ultimately makes for a better party. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
1935 Oh, don't mind Maurice, he likes to get under your skin... 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
1936 His Grasshopper isn't that great, but he makes a mean Stinger. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1937 He's a lot of fun at parties but the TSA isn't buying that he's my support animal. 1.3118 0.04354 170 126 35 9
1938 Actually it's a blood orange martini....I think you'd like it. 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
1939 So you're what all the buzz is about. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1940 So Mark, how do you like working for the IRS? 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
1941 It's always the red with you 1.3117 0.04468 154 113 34 7
1942 Vivian never learned to screen her party guests. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
1943 So what's your point? 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
1944 It's an open bar, so drink up everyone! Well, everyone except you Frank. 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
1945 I love him at home, but he really bugs me at parties. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
1946 I'd like to introduce you to some new blood. 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
1947 How about a bite to go with your wine? 1.3114 0.04153 167 121 40 6
1948 What’s your point? 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
1949 Mark and Karen, this is Stephanie, she also works in public health. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
1950 What do you call a diet of only lichen and fat? The moss-keto! 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
1951 No, no it's all right...some of my best friends are needle-nosed bloodsucking bags of pestilence, see, I'm a lawyer. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
1952 Harold was just saying that he thinks long sleeves are gauche. 1.3113 0.04525 151 111 33 7
1953 And this is Bob, our neighbor from the attic. 1.3111 0.03962 180 130 44 6
1954 Gregor here is fresh from Jupiter, Florida, where he masterminded quite a sting operation.” 1.3111 0.04040 180 131 42 7
1955 You are welcome, but we would appreciate a list of your previous hosts. 1.3111 0.04040 180 131 42 7
1956 And this is my doctoral thesis. 1.3111 0.04264 180 134 36 10
1957 I guess Bob's personality wasn't repellent enough. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1958 Wouldn't you rather have a Bloody Mary? 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
1959 I'll take a Bloody Mary over a gin and tonic every time. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1960 If you're looking for a divorce lawyer, Harvey's your man. 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
1961 I asked for another stinger 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1962 Oh! Steve and Amy are CPAs, too! 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1963 Of course, I can get you a Bloody Mary instead 1.3109 0.04002 193 142 42 9
1964 And, as requested, one Bloody Mary. 1.3108 0.04780 148 111 28 9
1965 You're creating quite a buzz these days. 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1966 Until the fifth one, you felt perfectly normal? 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1967 Come meet Dave and Jillian, honey.They were just about to tell me about their very first camping trip. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1968 And this is Zoe, our lovely foreign exchange student. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1969 Something tells me that's not red wine 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
1970 So, you're on a Mosq-Keto diet? 1.3107 0.04529 177 135 29 13
1971 What a surprise! I had assumed you would order a bloody Mary. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
1972 An exquisite nose - and the wine's ok too 1.3106 0.04247 161 117 38 6
1973 Our guest is a hematologist. 1.3106 0.05003 161 126 20 15
1974 Jerry used to work in accounting, too. 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
1975 Why the long face? 1.3105 0.04244 190 143 35 12
1976 I think you might have met the Henderson’s before ... just before they got dengue last summer? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
1977 It is only the females of his species that drink blood, he is a scotch man. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
1978 Ms. Kito here was just telling me how much she enjoys your water features in your back yard. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
1979 This is Malaria. She's visiting from West Nile. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
1980 If that Bloody Mary is not to your liking, I can get you something else. 1.3103 0.04045 174 126 42 6
1981 Yes, we've met before. Many times. 1.3102 0.04154 187 139 38 10
1982 It’s B+, we’re out of O- 1.3101 0.04910 158 122 23 13
1983 It's a glass of our house red; it's sort of our little joke. 1.3101 0.04570 158 118 31 9
1984 He appreciates my A-positive outlook. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
1985 You are going to absolutely love it...just "B-Positive" 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
1986 Such a connoisseur . . . . . a glass of A-B negative. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
1987 I'm going to freshen everyone's drink. Let me guess. You got the bloody mary? 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
1988 We're talking here. Buzz off. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
1989 The males feed on nectar. He only bites me for pleasure. 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
1990 I see you prefer red. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1991 He was just explaining how this was the best Westminster Dog show ever 1.3096 0.04138 197 148 37 12
1992 We met by a still pond at an Anti-Vaxxer's rally. 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1993 Don't worry, I'm not interested in your type. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
1994 I saw you from the wall and simply had to say hello. 1.3095 0.04543 168 127 30 11
1995 Another bloody mary? Haven't you had enough? 1.3095 0.04218 168 123 38 7
1996 You went with white, huh? That's an unexpected choice. 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
1997 I started with just a sip, too. 1.3095 0.04132 168 122 40 6
1998 Okay, who's not really here? You or us? 1.3094 0.04315 181 136 34 11
1999 Well we don't care for blue bloods either. 1.3094 0.04244 181 135 36 10
2000 Your new wine has an earthy tone with a hint of Carol 1.3093 0.04181 194 146 36 12
2001 No more wine. You look a little buzzed. 1.3092 0.04301 152 110 37 5
2002 'You must like mojitos then' 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
2003 Meet Mr. Johnson from the legal department. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
2004 This is Mr. Nile. Wes, isn't it? 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
2005 Hey, Franz . . . congratulations on selling METAMORPHOSIS to Warner Brothers! 1.3090 0.04577 178 137 27 14
2006 I asked the bartender to make me a stinger 1.3090 0.04291 178 133 35 10
2007 Buzz, meet Joe and Laura who are O negative! 1.3089 0.04225 191 144 35 12
2008 This is our lawyer. He is quite the bloodsucker! 1.3089 0.04159 191 143 37 11
2009 He makes the best mosqjitos 1.3087 0.04557 149 110 32 7
2010 Those senators are real bloodsu—I mean, well, they're..." 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2011 No, just Mary. 1.3086 0.04315 162 119 36 7
2012 Edith has taken transitioning to the next level. 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2013 May I interest you in a Bloody Mary? 1.3086 0.04657 162 123 28 11
2014 I said I'd like you to meet, not deet my new friend." 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2015 You're right. A bloody mary does give the best buzz. 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2016 We were warned about their size before we left the states, but I honestly had no idea... 1.3086 0.04403 162 120 34 8
2017 These are my very good friends, John and Debra. They're exterminators. Wait... scratch that. 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
2018 What's your favorite type? 1.3086 0.04489 162 121 32 9
2019 So, you're Type A you say? 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
2020 Is that a real Bloody Mary? 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2021 She's wondering if we could make her a bloody mary. 1.3086 0.04561 175 134 28 13
2022 Sorry, I'm a little buzzed. 1.3086 0.04025 175 127 42 6
2023 I don’t suppose you’d like a straw? 1.3085 0.04336 188 143 32 13
2024 Yes, I did order the Bloody Mary. 1.3085 0.04135 188 140 38 10
2025 Wouldn’t you prefer a Bloody Mary instead? 1.3085 0.04065 188 139 40 9
2026 You’re so well-versed on the benefits of stagnant water. 1.3082 0.04514 146 107 33 6
2027 I guess I just assumed you'd be a red wine drinker - but I can get you a white if you'd prefer. 1.3082 0.04817 146 110 27 9
2028 Have you met the Harrisons? They're both rather rare types. 1.3082 0.04367 159 117 35 7
2029 Mosca here has just invited me for a stroll in the woods. 1.3082 0.04632 159 120 29 10
2030 People say Marvin is a parasitic freeloader, but I love my little blood sucker, don’t I Marv? 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2031 I’m surprised you aren’t enjoying your usual stinger. 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
2032 You’re going to want to hear Mr. Squitoe’s biting commentary on West Nile Virus. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
2033 It's 'Parasite Emeritus' now, isn't it? 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
2034 Arnie, do you know the Finkels? They own the house with the garden you can't stop talking about. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
2035 As they get older they switch to wine. 1.3081 0.03962 185 135 43 7
2036 Buzz is an architect who thinks windows shouldn't close. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
2037 Is it true you only drink Bloody Marys? 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
2038 Watch your drinks, he likes to sample. 1.3081 0.04108 185 137 39 9
2039 Well, yes, we all enjoy outdoor activities. Can we talk about something else now? 1.3081 0.04317 185 140 33 12
2040 I appreciate the gesture, but glasses just don't work for me. 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
2041 And this is my finest installation. I call it Pinot Mosquito. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
2042 My guest has a minuscule carbon footprint and never uses a plastic straw. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
2043 In blood, I prefer red, but in wine I’d really prefer moscato. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
2044 Frank, this is an intervention. 1.3077 0.04865 156 120 24 12
2045 I know it's hard meeting new people -- just think of me as the vector. 1.3077 0.04502 182 140 28 14
2046 "That '99 Lafite-Rothschild is arguably less metallic yet just as rare as AB-negative." 1.3077 0.04112 169 123 40 6
2047 Maybe they just like vodka stingers....not everything is about you. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
2048 This is Larry, he’s also in healthcare. 1.3073 0.04074 192 143 39 10
2049 And Margaret, I know you enjoy those fuller-bodied reds. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
2050 It's his own concoction. He calls it The Stinger 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
2051 We were talking about climate change..... 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
2052 I’m starting to feel a bit buzzed. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
2053 Please, let's be cordial. No stinging or biting comments. 1.3072 0.04329 166 123 35 8
2054 And this is Skeeter--he brought the nice red you're enjoying. 1.3072 0.04884 166 130 21 15
2055 Another one––O-positive? 1.3072 0.04654 166 127 27 12
2056 Don't you usually invite yourself to picnics? 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
2057 Just one drink gets him buzzed. 1.3072 0.04732 166 128 25 13
2058 And Kevin here is with Goldman. 1.3072 0.05018 153 119 21 13
2059 Type O- has way less carbs...and way less taste 1.3072 0.04663 153 115 29 9
2060 ...and this is Kyle. He's new to the Condo Association; he's got some interesting opinions sregarding genetic testing. 1.3072 0.04844 153 117 25 11
2061 This is David's old fraternity brother, Skeeter Pierce. 1.3072 0.04754 153 116 27 10
2062 Let’s toast to inclusion! 1.3069 0.04047 189 140 40 9
2063 She really enjoys her vodka stingers. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
2064 You remember my ex-husband... 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
2065 ...and this is Tom. He’s only in town for a couple of days. 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
2066 Madam, you ordered a stinger? 1.3068 0.04242 176 131 36 9
2067 Thanks but I ordered the Vodka Stinger 1.3068 0.04086 176 129 40 7
2068 Stop bugging me about donating to the company's blood drive. 1.3068 0.04318 176 132 34 10
2069 I usually like a drier red. 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
2070 You sir, have become a viral sensation. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
2071 Perhaps you might tell the Wilsons how you got your start in arbitrage. 1.3067 0.04432 150 110 34 6
2072 This is Burt. He’s in research. 1.3065 0.04089 186 138 39 9
2073 Do the thing with the drink for the Andersons. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
2074 Guard your olives. He has a nose for them. 1.3064 0.04665 173 134 25 14
2075 Have you met my friend Mo? He makes one helluva stinger! 1.3062 0.04691 160 122 27 11
2076 I thought were out of red wine, honey... Where'd you find that? 1.3062 0.04607 160 121 29 10
2077 It's Type O with just a drop of gin. 1.3061 0.04016 196 146 40 10
2078 It's his own special blend of O-positive and B-negative with a touch of bitters. 1.3060 0.04204 183 137 36 10
2079 My dream guy, he can pull corks all day long. 1.3060 0.03908 183 133 44 6
2080 We are dying to see how you drink your wine. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
2081 Please don't ask, yes, I am drinking a Stinger. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
2082 Would you prefer a Bloody Mary, Ms Zika? 1.3059 0.04649 170 131 26 13
2083 So what's the buzz? 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
2084 He had me at malaria. 1.3059 0.04419 170 128 32 10
2085 Zika here is this year's winner of the annual CDC stumper contest. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
2086 Are you drinking type "A" or"O Negative?" 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
2087 Give it a shot! It turns into blood for the Catholics 1.3057 0.04498 193 151 25 17
2088 Would you like a straw? 1.3056 0.04176 180 134 37 9
2089 I'm told there's one born every minute. 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
2090 This is my husband Roland. He's just not himself when he drinks alcohol. 1.3056 0.04250 180 135 35 10
2091 And you guys know Malaria, right? 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
2092 And this is my boyfriend who I met at a picnic last summer. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
2093 This is Skeeter and that is not a red wine 1.3053 0.04165 190 143 36 11
2094 You always seem to have a little buzz. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2095 It's vintage AB Positive. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
2096 We all love you Claudia...we are just concerned with the lengths you are willing to go to remain thin. 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
2097 Yes, my name is Mary. Why do you ask? 1.3051 0.04222 177 132 36 9
2098 Let me guess. Not chilled. Not room temperature. I know. 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit? 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2099 Well that's interesting. Nat here, isn't a global warming denier, either. He's all in favor of it. 1.3049 0.04182 164 120 38 6
2100 Does that beak vibrate? Just asking for a friend... 1.3049 0.04922 164 129 20 15
2101 I said "Mosquito Coast," not mosquito toast! 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2102 Oh...and this is my friend Marvin. He's a lawyer. 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
2103 Zika? Is that like zinfandel? 1.3049 0.04767 164 127 24 13
2104 Personally I find you much more Kafkaesque than Rubenesque 1.3049 0.04526 164 124 30 10
2105 And this is Mos, from Three Mile Island. 1.3048 0.04409 187 144 29 14
2106 Let me guess, you're in the student loan business. 1.3046 0.04603 151 113 30 8
2107 We were just talking about how you lucky you were to have a water birth. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
2108 He says it's shakey on balance, lacks dept and screams for more platelets. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
2109 No thank you, I don't need a straw. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
2110 He’s new to the neighborhood but he’s already created quite a buzz. 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
2111 This is my husband's divorce lawyer. I finally got my birthday wish. 1.3046 0.04063 197 148 38 11
2112 Dr. Skeeter was going to be a Hemotologist, for obvious reasons, so maybe ask him about why he decided on Psychiatry... 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
2113 So you're having a stinger and not a martini? 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
2114 Well, if I'm going to have a blood-sucking boyfriend, he might as well look the part. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
2115 We met on Tinder 1.3043 0.04184 184 138 36 10
2116 Funny, he only likes the reds. 1.3041 0.04155 171 126 38 7
2117 Rick, these are the Goldmans. They're entomologists. 1.3041 0.04237 171 127 36 8
2118 We met on a Single's Cruise in Belize 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
2119 I thought you'd enjoy it...jammy, with notes of iron and B12. 1.3041 0.04396 171 129 32 10
2120 I just assumed you wanted red... 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2121 ...And another Bloody Mary for you? 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2122 Harry, transmit to them what you were just telling me. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
2123 Jane is on the misKeto diet. 1.3039 0.04372 181 138 31 12
2124 Are you more Type A, B, or AB? 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
2125 I told them you have a great nose for vintage 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
2126 The waiter goofed. Give me my Beaujolais, here's your Grasshopper. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
2127 Oh, look. There goes your swarm. 1.3037 0.04011 191 142 40 9
2128 Harold here didn't vote, actually. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
2129 He's a real fan of your Bloody Mary's. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
2130 Bert is a wetlands consultant. He is outsized in his field. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2131 Why don't you tell the Clarks how we met? It's the funniest story. 1.3034 0.04125 178 132 38 8
2132 The guy at the blood bank said this was a good year. 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
2133 I understand you're A positive 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
2134 The next round of Grasshoppers is on me. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
2135 She prefers an AB positive varietal 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
2136 I just felt I had to do something for endangered species. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
2137 That’s your fourth Bloody Mary since we got here. 1.3032 0.04961 155 121 21 13
2138 My friend Simon works on Wall Street. 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
2139 Who ordered the Grasshopper? 1.3032 0.04121 188 141 37 10
2140 Bob, right? 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
2141 'It's fresh little number with a hint of AB negative' 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2142 Why Yes, I have traveled the Nile extensively! 1.3030 0.04502 165 125 30 10
2143 Oh! We were just talking about zika! 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2144 I’d like you to meet Bob. He’s had a bit of work done. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2145 I know he sucks blood and carries disease, but he doesn't eat meat. 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
2146 Don't you think you've had enough? 1.3030 0.04045 198 149 38 11
2147 What's your new position at the Red Cross again, Frank? 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
2148 Would you like that with a hemoglobin twist? 1.3029 0.04400 175 133 31 11
2149 Mines a Stinger. What are you drinking? 1.3029 0.04325 175 132 33 10
2150 That’s cool! A Bloody Mary made with real blood. 1.3029 0.04248 175 131 35 9
2151 Professor Snape says the antidote only works if you drink the whole glass. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
2152 Sorry what's your name again? I'm better with faces. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
2153 His new book challenges everything Darwin took to be true. 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2154 They’re adults, Skeeter—they don’t want to “pull your stinger.” 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
2155 So what made you move to the city? 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
2156 It’s a Bloody Mary. 1.3025 0.04723 162 125 25 12
2157 Why yes, it does have a bit of a Type O bouquet. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2158 Of course not, I wouldn’t dare put on DEET for your party. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
2159 You're the only one I know who puts actual blood in her bloody marys. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
2160 Thanks, but I think I'll stick with alcohol. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
2161 Our eyes locked in that Belizean rain forest and we haven't spent a day apart since. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
2162 I am sorry but I always order grasshoppers 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
2163 You know, a chaser should take the sting out of it 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2164 This is Pam, she works at a blood bank. 1.3022 0.04281 182 138 33 11
2165 Eye candy he's not; but he sure knows how to use that beak of his. 1.3022 0.04352 182 139 31 12
2166 George only drinks red. 1.3022 0.03988 182 134 41 7
2167 Ted and Alice, I'd like to introduce you to my nightmare." 1.3022 0.04063 182 135 39 8
2168 ...and he has a Type A personality. 1.3022 0.04210 182 137 35 10
2169 So Glad you could come. Let me introduce you to my husband President trumps new legal counsel 1.3020 0.04733 149 113 27 9
2170 The whole Zika thing really is a hoax. 1.3019 0.04528 159 120 30 9
2171 We wanted to get to know them better before we exterminate. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2172 No, I think the main course is someone else later. 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
2173 You need to meet the Richardsons, they have a lawn flamingo. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
2174 Our summer guest is particularly fond of a Bloody Mary. 1.3018 0.04505 169 129 29 11
2175 Raised her from a larva. Unfortunately, she’s still nursing 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2176 We are out of red already? 1.3018 0.04426 169 128 31 10
2177 He came with the house and loves wine.That's all I know. 1.3018 0.04345 169 127 33 9
2178 They're a really sweet couple. 1.3018 0.04095 169 124 39 6
2179 So, when did you start practicing law? 1.3017 0.04472 179 138 28 13
2180 And that's when we decided to switch to non-GMO wine 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
2181 Please help yourself to a bite to eat. 1.3017 0.04256 179 135 34 10
2182 There was a radiation problem with the zapper. 1.3016 0.04103 189 142 37 10
2183 And this is Professor Farnsworth—he specializes in genetically modified organisms. 1.3016 0.04238 189 144 33 12
2184 And this is my landlord... I was just telling them what a bloodsucker you are 1.3015 0.04027 199 150 38 11
2185 Yes, I'll have another Bloody Mary, bless her heart. 1.3014 0.04896 146 112 24 10
2186 Do you detect a hlnt of O-neg? 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
2187 BuzzFeed seems like the perfect fit for you. 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
2188 He has a bit of a 'Type A' personality, but he's not so bad when you get to know him. 1.3012 0.04051 166 121 40 5
2189 Jim prefers a full bodied red, but I'm a martini gal 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
2190 No! You may not have my olive. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
2191 He keeps hitting on me and he is really beginning to bug me. 1.3011 0.04303 176 133 33 10
2192 Me? I'm in malaria parasite genome research. 1.3011 0.04215 186 141 34 11
2193 Skeet, I'd like you to meet Joe O'Positive and Nancy A'Negative. 1.3011 0.03930 186 137 42 7
2194 Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a Bloody Mary? 1.3011 0.04417 186 144 28 14
2195 When I first met Mo, I thought he was just a little bloodsucking bastard. But over time, as you can see, he really started to grow on me. 1.3010 0.04068 196 148 37 11
2196 This is Mo, remember meeting his great-great-great grandpa a couple weeks back? 1.3010 0.03993 206 156 38 12
2197 She makes the best Bloody Marys ever! 1.3007 0.04552 143 106 31 6
2198 ... she's in town for a couple of weeks this summer and was wondering if there are any openings in your building. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
2199 I pegged you as more of a Bloody Mary kind of guy. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
2200 This is my son, Victor. He's studying to be a phlebotomist. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
2201 I always wondered what you did after dusk. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
2202 What a coincidence! I used to have a dog named Skeeter. 1.3006 0.03948 173 126 42 5
2203 Are you enjoying the Merlot positive? 1.3005 0.04467 183 142 27 14
2204 Sarah, what do you think about the Anti-Vax movement? 1.3005 0.04118 183 137 37 9
2205 ...and Harold here brought the Red. 1.3005 0.04043 193 145 38 10
2206 And these are my other blood-sucking pests. 1.3005 0.04364 193 150 28 15
2207 I'd rather a Grasshopper if you can make one. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2208 So, how long have you worked in phlebotomy? 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
2209 So you know Tom and Julie from Florida? 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
2210 Oh, hi dear. I was just telling Carl and Joan here about your amazing Bloody Marys! 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
2211 This bottle is an "Off - Deep Woods" from 2014. 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
2212 I meant to order a tall Mojito! 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
2213 Steve, Gale, this is Experiment #437. 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
2214 I thought the food was repellent. 1.3000 0.04086 180 134 38 8
2215 Burgundy is his second favorite beverage. 1.3000 0.04800 150 115 25 10
2216 Meet Skeeter he will preform a sobriety blood test on all guest before they leave. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
2217 No Stinger, thanks. I'm having a Manhattan. 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
2218 I just knew you were going to get a Bloody Mary! 1.2995 0.03985 197 148 39 10
2219 Ab negative, I trust? 1.2995 0.04264 187 143 32 12
2220 Perhaps we all don't see eye to eye, but your point is indisputable. 1.2995 0.04196 187 142 34 11
2221 Meet our new pest" 1.2995 0.03838 187 137 44 6
2222 Oh my, that certainly is a large family. 1.2994 0.04207 177 133 35 9
2223 If he drinks anything stronger than beaujolais, he can't fly, 1.2994 0.04357 177 135 31 11
2224 My doctor says merlot is a healthy alternative. 1.2994 0.04374 167 126 32 9
2225 Mine has an aroma of ripe pear, orange blossom, and honeysuckle; how's your O positive? 1.2994 0.04290 167 125 34 8
2226 You know, Phillip brings his work home from the lab. 1.2994 0.04187 157 115 37 5
2227 Wait until you hear his story -- it's positively Kafkaesque. 1.2993 0.04671 147 111 28 8
2228 Typical stereotypes, I asked for a white. 1.2990 0.04075 204 156 35 13
2229 Yes, that was a good year for blood. 1.2990 0.04091 194 147 36 11
2230 Would one of you be so kind as to allow me to top off my glass? 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
2231 So how did you want your Bloody Mary? 1.2989 0.04012 174 128 40 6
2232 I'll have a Bloody Mary ............um, Mary. 1.2989 0.04482 174 134 28 12
2233 Careful, that drink has a bit of a sting to it. 1.2989 0.04094 174 129 38 7
2234 Next time I’ll think twice before I order a Stinger here. 1.2989 0.04094 174 129 38 7
2235 My favorite vintage; that was the year the vineyard went pesticide-free. 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2236 Another Bloody Mary? 1.2989 0.04253 174 131 34 9
2237 Jason here is a lawyer. 1.2988 0.04253 164 122 35 7
2238 His jokes really suck. 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
2239 This is my husband, Michael. He thinks our parties are boring and, get this, actually threatened to spike our drinks with hallucinogens. 1.2988 0.04672 164 127 25 12
2240 So, Steve, how's the legal profession these days? 1.2988 0.04830 164 129 21 14
2241 You wanted a Bloody Mary? 1.2988 0.04509 164 125 29 10
2242 Welcome to the Kafka Club. 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
2243 I've always preferred Bloody Marys 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
2244 Would you prefer sangria? 1.2988 0.04164 164 121 37 6
2245 I can't believe the bartender served your stinger in a wine glass. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
2246 Would you like something else to drink? 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
2247 We think you’ll love it, with plasma forward and a bit of a bite you should find the effect quite full-bodied 1.2986 0.04735 144 109 27 8
2248 Mitchell prefers we not call it bug juice. 1.2983 0.04067 181 135 38 8
2249 Can you lift all your legs and still balance your drink? 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
2250 He prefers type O to my cabernet... 1.2982 0.03969 171 125 41 5
2251 When you asked for a Bloody Mary, I just assumed.... 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
2252 I'm type AB if you like your blood rare. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
2253 Let me guess,that's a stinger. 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
2254 To be fair, Alice had never been a social butterfly. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
2255 We met at the Rio Olympics. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
2256 Where did you attend law school? 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
2257 ...And, this is Diana, Chloe's friend from camp. 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
2258 Yes, Fred, I get your point about the effect that global warming has had on your appearance, but I still don't believe our president could be wrong about such an important matter. 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
2259 This is Miss Quito. 1.2980 0.04773 151 116 25 10
2260 A couple more of these - and I'll be flyin' 1.2979 0.04176 188 143 34 11
2261 And this is Mr. Kafka 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2262 Everything's big in Texas. 1.2978 0.03952 178 131 41 6
2263 She was our neighbor up at the lake last summer. Looked after the kids for us. 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2264 I'm so relieved you'll drink red wine instead. 1.2978 0.04186 178 134 35 9
2265 I heard this buzzing sound and swiped right and left and straight up. We've been together ever since. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2266 Did you just drink from my glass? 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2267 You’re only here for the bloody cocktails 1.2976 0.04184 168 125 36 7
2268 And I thought I was the bloodsucker in the marriage. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2269 That better not be what I think it is. . . 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2270 Do you guys start seeing funny insects if you drink a lot? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2271 Are you sure you wouldn't prefer a moscato? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
2272 Wow, your job sucks! 1.2976 0.04512 168 129 28 11
2273 Yes it's a bloody mary, but it's not actually from anyone named Mary 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
2274 And this is my friend, Gnat. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
2275 They're ready to roll up their sleeves so you can get to work. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
2276 And Busby here just wrote the most interesting op ed piece about Zika. 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
2277 He likes to relax during his off season. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
2278 ...or would you prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
2279 So, you really think Buzzfeed has a future? 1.2974 0.04137 195 149 34 12
2280 Ah, there you are Harold. I was just telling Laura and Don how a little nightcap takes the sting out of a long day. 1.2973 0.04544 148 111 30 7
2281 My martini is fine, thanks. And how's your blood? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
2282 Who even orders a grasshopper anymore? 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
2283 Is that a vodka stinger? 1.2971 0.03993 175 129 40 6
2284 I've never even heard of the #bugtoo movement. 1.2971 0.04154 175 131 36 8
2285 It’s pointless of me to address your drinking problem. 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2286 Sorry, my bad. For some reason I'd thought a Bloody Mary was your favorite drink. 1.2970 0.04053 165 121 39 5
2287 I'd like you to meet the new landlord 1.2970 0.04318 165 124 33 8
2288 Is it me or does this taste a little “OFF!”??? 1.2970 0.04403 165 125 31 9
2289 Don't mind Ted here. He really tends to suck the life out of a party. 1.2969 0.03910 192 143 41 8
2290 That’s odd, I thought you would want a Bloody Mary. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
2291 Chateauneuf-du-Pape really? I though a Bloody Mary would be more to your taste. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
2292 Vegan? But how do you get enough protein? 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
2293 This my friend from the Mosquito Coast, but he is here legally 1.2965 0.04587 172 134 25 13
2294 She says this red is A+! 1.2965 0.03949 172 126 41 5
2295 Ralph here loves to go camping. 1.2965 0.04436 172 132 29 11
2296 Don’t worry. Males don’t bite. 1.2965 0.04512 172 133 27 12
2297 This sommelier is a real prick. 1.2965 0.04280 172 130 33 9
2298 Sorry - he's always poking his nose into other people's business. 1.2963 0.04707 162 126 24 12
2299 Looks like you need a fluted glass. 1.2963 0.04541 162 124 28 10
2300 These are our new neighbours, dear. Of course they go well with red wine. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
2301 He usually has a Bloody Mary, but he's moved on to Malbec. 1.2963 0.04224 189 145 32 12
2302 Think Kafka meets the Ancient Mariner. 1.2963 0.04089 189 143 36 10
2303 This is my friend Zika, who comes from a region West of the Nile. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
2304 I’ve heard you make a mean grasshopper. 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
2305 Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
2306 Who ordered another stinger? 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
2307 Phylum, schmylum, I'm species-blind. You're one of the good ones. 1.2961 0.03771 179 130 45 4
2308 Olivia, you have such a biting sense of humor. 1.2961 0.04158 152 111 37 4
2309 Let me introduce you some of my other favorite blood suckers. 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
2310 Yes, I think we have met before. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
2311 Now, Bob, you know we all enjoy your humming, but remember what happened last time? 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
2312 This way Jimmy will learn how to be a responsible adult before we let him get a dog. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
2313 Julia, here, is partial to reds. 1.2959 0.04247 169 127 34 8
2314 He keeps showing up uninvited. 1.2957 0.03988 186 139 39 8
2315 The 2018 Chateau d'Anopholes---warm, hints of serum, and a Really great nose. 1.2955 0.04212 176 133 34 9
2316 Well not all blood suckers are GOP 1.2955 0.04055 176 131 38 7
2317 He has a reputation as a blood sucker at the office but he's really very sensitive. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
2318 And Lenny, here, immigrated from the South and has a flourishing personal injury practice. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
2319 It's a 30 year old vintage from a film star's left arm 1.2952 0.04295 166 125 33 8
2320 He's coming over here. Don't let him suck up to you. 1.2950 0.04060 200 153 35 12
2321 He was just telling me about a wonderful Mondavi Type O 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
2322 Have you all tried the Bloody Mary? 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
2323 Jim, Janice, this is the correspondent from Buzzfeed covering tomorrow's gallery opening. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
2324 We've heard you've already made quite a buzz around town. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
2325 Dave's caught the bug that's been spreading. 1.2948 0.04015 173 128 39 6
2326 I'm off straws. 1.2948 0.04179 173 130 35 8
2327 Overuse of antibiotics aside, his cocktail banter really is delightful. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
2328 Point of fact, Frank's family sucks blood the old fashioned way. 1.2944 0.04365 180 139 29 12
2329 No, not That kind of SWAT team. 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
2330 I said moscato, but a martini will do. 1.2944 0.04293 180 138 31 11
2331 I hope the ‘80 O positive is up to your standards. 1.2941 0.04225 170 128 34 8
2332 Welcome back, Gregor! Let me introduce the rest of the sales team. 1.2941 0.04626 153 117 27 9
2333 So, you prefer Bloody Mary? 1.2941 0.04387 170 130 30 10
2334 This is Fred. Oddly, he's the least blood-sucking date I could find on Tinder. 1.2941 0.04436 153 115 31 7
2335 Meet our new faculty member. He studies malaria. 1.2941 0.04142 170 127 36 7
2336 I see the cartoonist has cut your wings off in the panel. That's so funny, I was just telling my new friends here how I would pull the wings off insects when I was a child! 1.2941 0.04250 187 144 31 12
2337 Enjoying your Bloody Mary? 1.2941 0.04307 170 129 32 9
2338 Oh come on, Skeeter, humor us: we say mosquito, you say muscato? Something like that? 1.2938 0.04114 177 133 36 8
2339 And now for your biting remarks. 1.2938 0.04415 177 137 28 12
2340 It's actually easier if I take a sip of yours. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
2341 Joanne moved into 3C, showing the board's commitment to diversity. 1.2938 0.03955 177 131 40 6
2342 Actually Nigel is a CPA. Phlebotomy is more of a pleasant diversion. 1.2938 0.04114 177 133 36 8
2343 So. Tell me if you heard this one... Two mosquitoes walk into a bar.. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
2344 This is Mr Kafka 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
2345 Henry and I are blood relations 1.2935 0.04010 184 138 38 8
2346 No, it's Pinot. A Bloody Mary would spoil my appetite. 1.2935 0.04365 184 143 28 13
2347 Have you met Skeeter, from Texas? 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2348 And this is our neighbor - His family has lived here for centuries before we moved in. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
2349 He's not like the other guys this one is different, I promise. 1.2932 0.03842 191 142 42 7
2350 They’re all drinking these days. I thought it was the low birth rate and climate change, turns out it’s Trump’s tweets. 1.2931 0.04315 174 133 31 10
2351 A drop of RH Negative! Who would have thought of that! 1.2931 0.04237 174 132 33 9
2352 I wasn't even sure he was male at first, but honestly, it didn't matter. 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
2353 Now to be totally honest, he was a bit of a drunk even before the transformation. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
2354 I hope you like it. It's a very rare vintage AB-negative. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
2355 All he can talk about is the nose. 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
2356 I snagged him by casting a wide net. 1.2929 0.04019 198 151 36 11
2357 Ms. Skeeter is a paid advocate for the positive aspects of atomic energy leakage. 1.2928 0.04414 181 141 27 13
2358 Another red for you? 1.2928 0.04273 181 139 31 11
2359 Where can I get a straw around here? 1.2928 0.04127 181 137 35 9
2360 Yeah, it's blood. 1.2928 0.04344 181 140 29 12
2361 I so enjoy a good Kafkaesque moment. 1.2927 0.04055 164 121 38 5
2362 I bet you'd like a bite to eat! 1.2926 0.03952 188 141 39 8
2363 I need a refill. Anyone want to volunteer? 1.2925 0.04231 147 108 35 4
2364 Well whatever you call it, there's no need to stick it into our conversation. 1.2924 0.03951 171 126 40 5
2365 I'd like you to meet our new neighbor, who brought the key ingredient for the Bloody Marys. 1.2924 0.04285 171 130 32 9
2366 ...Or would you rather have a Bloody Mary? 1.2923 0.03859 195 146 41 8
2367 Mostly, we only disagree at night. 1.2923 0.03994 195 148 37 10
2368 This club caters to blue bloods. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
2369 'This is my boyfriend Kevin. He's a lawyer.' 1.2922 0.04869 154 121 21 12
2370 Ah yes -- the '86 Brunette! 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
2371 Frankly, I doubt that a wall is likely to slow down illegal immigration. 1.2921 0.04016 178 133 38 7
2372 Gregor, I hardly recognized you! Have you lost weight? 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
2373 She really loves bloody marys 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
2374 He makes the perfect stingers" 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
2375 Yeah, most people are surprised to learn I'm not a Bloody Mary guy 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
2376 Tell us more about your humanitarian trip to Africa. 1.2919 0.04207 185 142 32 11
2377 And you should see him open a bottle of wine. 1.2919 0.04065 185 140 36 9
2378 I can get you a Bloody Mary if you prefer. 1.2917 0.04496 168 130 27 11
2379 No, you really can’t just be a fly on the wall. 1.2917 0.04416 168 129 29 10
2380 You have a point! 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2381 This will definitely get you buzzing 1.2917 0.04080 168 125 37 6
2382 I just don't have the nose for Sauvignon 1.2917 0.04334 168 128 31 9
2383 No, the costume party is next month. 1.2917 0.04251 168 127 33 8
2384 Why don’t you and your main course get acquainted? 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
2385 And this is my other blood-sucking pest. 1.2917 0.04728 168 133 21 14
2386 Seen your wife? No, but I just heard a high pitched buzzing near the crostinis. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
2387 When you're finished with that blood you should really try the stagnant water. 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
2388 It happens! You wake up one morning and find yourself MARRIED to your work!! 1.2914 0.04058 175 131 37 7
2389 So, this year Milan was all about legs? 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2390 Skeeter brought a vintage O+ to share with everyone. It's from his personal collection, literally. 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2391 Well, as if this crowd wasn't diverse enough! 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
2392 Franz began writing several years ago" 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
2393 Alice was explaining why the term 'blood sucker' has certain negative connotations. 1.2914 0.04466 151 114 30 7
2394 And then I heard "...Hey gorgeous, do you you ever take off the Lab Coat?" 1.2912 0.03719 182 133 45 4
2395 Frank just got a new place on the West Nile...er...I mean West Side. 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2396 She appreciates the red wine, but she's looking for a Bloody Mary. 1.2912 0.04180 182 139 33 10
2397 Well, I assumed you wanted a Bloody Mary! 1.2912 0.04393 182 142 27 13
2398 And he's from - what part of the Mosquito Coast did you say you were from? 1.2911 0.04605 158 122 26 10
2399 Seems like everyone else is sucking the life out of the party. 1.2909 0.04213 165 124 34 7
2400 I would love to understand your point a little better. 1.2909 0.04300 165 125 32 8
2401 I've got to hand it to Bill and Melinda Gates, taking you from spreading Malaria to the life of the party was a very noble move indeed. 1.2909 0.04385 165 126 30 9
2402 George here sucked the blood out of a guy taking growth hormones. 1.2907 0.04420 172 133 28 11
2403 The fact that you are naked doesn't make any difference to us! 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2404 Yeah, we get your point. Watch your mouth. 1.2907 0.04496 172 134 26 12
2405 He was just walking by an saw the light. 1.2905 0.04443 179 140 26 13
2406 He's a sucker for the red 1.2905 0.04074 179 135 36 8
2407 You read about the 'insect apocalypse'? Apparently 60% of bugs worldwide have died in recent years because of chemicals or some shit. Here's my thing: Why not get rid of every last one of the fuc— oh, hey, Karen! Didn't see you there! How are you? 1.2905 0.04513 179 141 24 14
2408 Have you seen the yard? 1.2905 0.04299 179 138 30 11
2409 Bill here draws cartoons for the New Yorker. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
2410 Sometimes he prefers a stinger” 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
2411 Meet our resident party animal. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
2412 Yes, Melvin, I'm sure. It's blood. It was one time, eight years ago. Let it go. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
2413 Don't worry, he won't bite you if we keep his glass full. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
2414 Born in water...live on wine 1.2903 0.03824 186 138 42 6
2415 You certainly are well travelled....Egypt & Uganda. 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
2416 You have to really get your nose in there to experience this wine. 1.2902 0.03809 193 144 42 7
2417 Can you believe he was single? 1.2902 0.03879 193 145 40 8
2418 he' s from Maine 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
2419 This stuff tastes likes insecticide! 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
2420 Well, we both met on the lakeshore... 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
2421 Excuse me, I'm looking for a passed out vodka drinker so I can get a decent Bloody Mary. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
2422 She was on the NIH's 10 most detested list, but once she landed on merlot she mellowed. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
2423 THEY GROW UP SO FAST. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
2424 These are my other blood-sucking pests. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2425 Feeling okay? You seem less sanguine than usual. 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2426 I told him he was a no good, blood sucking parasite and to stop bugging me! 1.2899 0.04312 169 129 31 9
2427 Let me introduce you to Dr. Smith. He did my proboscisectomy. 1.2899 0.04230 169 128 33 8
2428 I’d like to introduce you to our attorney 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
2429 You make an excellent point. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
2430 Don’t be shy...I’m sure you recognize quite a few of my guests. 1.2899 0.04846 138 106 24 8
2431 We met when I was getting some blood drawn. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
2432 And this is my son, Buzz. He tends to go for the jugular. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
2433 What do you have there? A Bloody Mary? 1.2898 0.04118 176 133 35 8
2434 He may not look like much but he's a TIGER in bed! 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
2435 You’re the designated driver. Does it matter what my blood alcohol is? 1.2897 0.05171 145 116 16 13
2436 And this is my brother-in-law Phil. He's a lawyer 1.2896 0.04160 183 140 33 10
2437 Gary here tells me he's recently gone vegan, too. 1.2896 0.04088 183 139 35 9
2438 This is my neighbor, Ms. Quito. She makes a mean bloody mary! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
2439 You might say it's a mixed marriage. 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
2440 This is my husband. He just flew in from West Nile. 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
2441 Let me guess — it’s a stinger. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2442 I hope you came hungry. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
2443 Well! They give a prize for raising the largest Watermelons and Pumpkins don't they?" 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
2444 It's an acquired taste. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
2445 BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!! See. Annoying,isn't it? 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
2446 So... how long have you been a mortgage broker? 1.2892 0.04527 166 129 26 11
2447 So you prefer the red? 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
2448 Well, you did ask for a Bloody Mary. 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
2449 Hey guys! Whats all the buzz about? 1.2890 0.03997 173 129 38 6
2450 ...and Diane has promised not to stick her proboscis where it doesn’t belong. Right, Diane? 1.2889 0.03978 180 135 38 7
2451 I guarantee you he makes the best Bloody Mary ever. 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2452 What did you do after you escaped the tent? 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2453 ...and these are the Stones. Good luck. 1.2889 0.04687 135 102 27 6
2454 ...still, Jim despised these awkward formalities. 1.2889 0.04205 180 138 32 10
2455 Andy and Eileen, are the hosts. Let them know when you need a refill. 1.2889 0.04055 180 136 36 8
2456 Wine makes me itch. 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
2457 Awkward isn’t it, may I hold your glass as you sip? 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
2458 This is my boyfriend, Mitch. He's the lawyer I was telling you about." 1.2889 0.04278 180 139 30 11
2459 You know what really bugs me? 1.2888 0.03807 187 139 42 6
2460 His profile really stood out. 1.2888 0.03653 187 137 46 4
2461 You wouldn't believe how sensitive his palate is for the reds. 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
2462 Oh, I was wondering who brought the malaria. 1.2887 0.04129 194 150 32 12
2463 It's not a contest. I'm just saying that the proboscis on my last girlfriend was at least this long. 1.2886 0.03840 201 152 40 9
2464 Is it ok? I just assumed that you'd prefer red over white. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
2465 So, you're saying you're not vaccinated? 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
2466 I knew a Gregor Samsa with a similar story! 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
2467 Sure, we'd really like to have you join us . . . but we hear you keep on sticking your nose into other people's business. 1.2883 0.04149 163 122 35 6
2468 Brad, Amy, meet my Tinder match. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
2469 Gerald, Karen, you must meet Mosquita. She set me straight about vaccinating the twins. 1.2883 0.04582 163 127 25 11
2470 Ever since his research trip in the Amazon, he only drinks reds. 1.2883 0.04327 163 124 31 8
2471 And I said, "Dengue Fever? I barely know her!" 1.2882 0.04370 170 131 29 10
2472 Speaking of blood-sucking parasites... 1.2882 0.04208 170 129 33 8
2473 How was Brazil? 1.2881 0.04400 177 138 27 12
2474 Good legs? Do you mean me or the wine? 1.2881 0.04400 177 138 27 12
2475 So, how was that Nile River cruise? 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
2476 You'll want to sip that. The blood alcohol level is very high. 1.2880 0.04141 184 141 33 10
2477 His work touches the lifeblood of the economy. 1.2880 0.04282 184 143 29 12
2478 Our new bartender makes a really potent stinger. 1.2880 0.03995 184 139 37 8
2479 Well then, you bloodsuckers should have plenty to talk about.. 1.2879 0.04069 198 153 33 12
2480 We met at the blood donation center. 1.2879 0.04006 198 152 35 11
2481 Let's toast to GMOs! 1.2877 0.03706 212 160 43 9
2482 No dear, that IS the correct glass for drinking blood. 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
2483 Can I freshen up your Bloody Mary? 1.2877 0.04758 146 113 24 9
2484 Love the wine; now, which of you is the canape? 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2485 Do you need a straw? 1.2876 0.04789 153 120 22 11
2486 Yes, i't got quite a bite. 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
2487 We met at a little shindig in Sub-Saharan Africa. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
2488 I think you wanted the Bloody Mary. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
2489 Really, it tastes much like a Grasshopper! 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
2490 Actually my favorite is a bloody mary 1.2874 0.04256 167 127 32 8
2491 You seem to be the buzz of the party. 1.2874 0.04503 167 130 26 11
2492 It looks like an arthropod, but it drinks like a fish. 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
2493 Let me introduce you to my soon to be ex and his girlfriend.After I’ve sucked him dry,you can have a turn. 1.2874 0.04376 174 135 28 11
2494 On second thought...I'll pass on the Bloody Mary. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
2495 Touché. 1.2874 0.03807 174 128 42 4
2496 My, you sure are persistent. 1.2874 0.03893 174 129 40 5
2497 ...and this is Buzz. 1.2874 0.04142 174 132 34 8
2498 And this is Kevin, my blood-sucking husband. 1.2873 0.04036 181 137 36 8
2499 And this is my agent 1.2873 0.04258 181 140 30 11
2500 He's drinking a grasshopper ! 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2501 You're right, it's just a shame not all of us can be positive. 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2502 How's the bloody, Mary? 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2503 Mike is one of the foremost experts in DNA splicing 1.2873 0.04111 181 138 34 9
2504 Diversity is sooooo important ... 1.2872 0.03937 188 142 38 8
2505 Saul, Josie, I'd like to introduce you to Hector, a giant Amazonian mosquito with aspirations of becoming on orthodontist. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
2506 I'd like to introduce my son from a previous marriage. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2507 Naturally, he's drinking red. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
2508 This is my husband, Skeeter; he's a blood sucker, and a lush." 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2509 This is Jim. He can’t understand what the big deal is about giving up straws. 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
2510 Yes, they are web developers, but the kind without silk glands. 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2511 Do you mind if I bug you? 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
2512 I'm on a new blood thinner. 1.2866 0.04475 164 127 27 10
2513 I think maybe you’ve had enough 1.2866 0.04217 164 124 33 7
2514 This stinger cocktail is giving me quite a buzz. 1.2866 0.04127 164 123 35 6
2515 Don't take it personally. Stinger is the name of the drink 1.2866 0.04639 164 129 23 12
2516 Let's roll up our sleeves and get to work, shall we? 1.2866 0.04304 164 125 31 8
2517 Care to join us? We were just going to grab a bite. 1.2866 0.03942 164 121 39 4
2518 How does one more Bloody Mary sound? 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
2519 so then I looked down and there was a person in my wine. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
2520 You should've told us that he was coming tonight. I would've brought a spray or something... 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
2521 Those legs! Have you tried runway modelling? 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
2522 This is Mr. Skeeter, from our bird bath. 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
2523 Nobody likes you. Please go away. 1.2865 0.04231 178 137 31 10
2524 We’d value your opinion. It’s 2019 Arthur Schwartz AB Negative. 1.2865 0.03976 185 140 37 8
2525 We really do admire your commitment to defeating malaria, Mr. Gates. 1.2865 0.04192 185 143 31 11
2526 My kind of hosts...O positive at 98.6." 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
2527 Well, I usually tell my patients they're going to feel a slight pinch. 1.2857 0.04615 161 126 24 11
2528 Have you heard the latest buzz? 1.2857 0.03973 168 125 38 5
2529 I thought you would prefer red. 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
2530 Ok, Harry, have another Bloody Mary. Just stay off the patio. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
2531 Did you want a refill on that Bloody Mary? 1.2857 0.04515 182 145 22 15
2532 I think you'll find this is a very nice plasma with a delightful fruitiness and the fruity overtones of red blood cells. 1.2857 0.03958 175 131 38 6
2533 This party sucks. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
2534 Give this a try, it's my version of a Bloody Mary. 1.2857 0.04079 161 120 36 5
2535 I mean really any red will do in a pinch. 1.2857 0.04041 175 132 36 7
2536 Sorry, but we're all out of Bloody Marys. 1.2857 0.04200 175 134 32 9
2537 I ran out of bug spray when I was out on the lake, and I was swatting ‘em two at a time ... Oh, hi, Phyllis. 1.2857 0.03962 196 150 36 10
2538 Fruit fly research has progressed in a decidedly unforeseen direction. 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
2539 Can I get you another bloody Mary? 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
2540 You should really keep your nose out of everyone’s business. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
2541 You look exhausted from the flight. 1.2850 0.03864 193 146 39 8
2542 Let me introduce you a lobbyist from the vaccine industry.. 1.2849 0.04241 186 145 29 12
2543 At first I found him extremely annoying, always buzzing around ruining my good times. Then one day, something just really attracted us to one another. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
2544 She finds O superior to A or B! 1.2849 0.04284 179 139 29 11
2545 So Bev, how's the vegan diet going? 1.2849 0.04210 179 138 31 10
2546 Skeeter just flew in, and is an expert on red varietals and plasma. 1.2849 0.04404 172 134 27 11
2547 The Bloody Marys are my favorite 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2548 Don't worry, he doesn't bite. 1.2849 0.04247 172 132 31 9
2549 Wow! That blood type diet really works for you! 1.2849 0.04556 172 136 23 13
2550 So how do you know Mike and Karen? 1.2849 0.04166 172 131 33 8
2551 And somehow I ended up the phlebotomist" 1.2848 0.04451 165 128 27 10
2552 Can you taste the iron overtones? 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
2553 Always Red? Have you even tried white? 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
2554 And you've probably already met your neighbor, Ms. Quito. 1.2848 0.04614 165 130 23 12
2555 Small world! Richard just returned from Brazil as well. 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
2556 Yes, it’s a super rare AB-negative. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2557 You got your wish. You told me I would end up sucking the life out of you. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
2558 By any chance are you drinking a grasshopper? 1.2848 0.04674 158 124 23 11
2559 Of course we love you, Jerry. You're just not yourself when you drink. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
2560 Bill here is great at making Bloody Mary's 1.2842 0.03901 190 144 38 8
2561 I'd like you to meet the Johnsons. They're the couple you infected with West Nile fever. 1.2842 0.04372 190 151 24 15
2562 I think I’ll stick with the white. 1.2842 0.03829 190 143 40 7
2563 No, I said the wine has long legs. 1.2842 0.03922 183 138 38 7
2564 Buzz prefers red. 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
2565 It's a really fleshy merlot, don't you think? 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
2566 This is the last of the red. 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
2567 My friend Skeeter's a leg man. 1.2841 0.04479 176 139 24 13
2568 It's B+ with mild hemolytic anemia 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
2569 Have you read Mosquito Coast? 1.2841 0.03856 176 131 40 5
2570 Relax... Its only wine. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
2571 Doctors Bernard and Mary Bledsome, I'd like you to meet Anne Opheles. Anne asked to be introduced when she heard you are both endocrinologists specializing in pituitary disorders. 1.2840 0.04376 169 131 28 10
2572 Of course it’s a Bloody Mary. What else? 1.2840 0.04295 169 130 30 9
2573 He's always the designated driver. He has this great trick for lowering his blood alcohol level. 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
2574 At last, someone who isn't trying to suck the life out of us! 1.2840 0.04534 169 133 24 12
2575 He's a sucker for bloody marys. 1.2840 0.04590 162 127 24 11
2576 Thanks for contributing to your own Bloody Mary. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
2577 Meet Harvey and Jill. I call them "cousins," but they're not really blood relatives. 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
2578 Well, I guess that works as an alternative to a plastic straw. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
2579 Herb, Mary, this is our lawyer, Ted... 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
2580 Is it humid in here or is it just me? 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
2581 Don't worry. She prefers Bloody Marys. 1.2837 0.03679 208 157 43 8
2582 Sangiovese, of course. Sangria, in a pinch. 1.2835 0.03777 194 146 41 7
2583 I’m not drunk, just a little buzzed 1.2834 0.03939 187 142 37 8
2584 Can I have your olive? 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
2585 I'll have a bloody Mary 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
2586 How long have you been with the firm? 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
2587 She's quite a connoisseur of the full-bodied red. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
2588 Of course that’s just wine 1.2832 0.04145 173 132 33 8
2589 That's a very good point you make. 1.2832 0.04225 173 133 31 9
2590 Her cocktail of choice is a vodka stinger. 1.2832 0.04063 173 131 35 7
2591 Yes, it is a Bloody Mary . . . need you ask? 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
2592 I completely empathize, some of my best friends are invertebrates. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
2593 I thought you spent winters in Boca 1.2831 0.04509 166 130 25 11
2594 That is a good point Bill. You are pretty sharp. 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
2595 My husband volunteered for one of the first experiments in my DNA research 1.2830 0.04291 159 121 31 7
2596 I ordered a Mosquito with lime, not a mosquito with wine! 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
2597 Mix and match all you want tonight! Brad and Connie are both O-negative!! 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
2598 The wine? I taste oak, leather and hint of blood 1.2828 0.03586 198 147 46 5
2599 I never figured you for a wine drinker. I would've thought bloody marys. 1.2827 0.03884 191 145 38 8
2600 It sounds like he might be getting a little buzzed. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
2601 He's a mosquito-doodle. 1.2825 0.04384 177 139 26 12
2602 Zeke just flew in from his summer home. 1.2825 0.03838 177 132 40 5
2603 We just assumed you would’ve rathered a Bloody Mary. 1.2825 0.04001 177 134 36 7
2604 Hence the pint of blood in our wine cellar. 1.2825 0.04159 177 136 32 9
2605 I hope that's merlot! 1.2824 0.04190 170 130 32 8
2606 They study infectious diseases... say, don't you have some connection to malaria? 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
2607 Chad's latest work has to do with the effects of gamma rays on Anopheles. 1.2824 0.03844 170 126 40 4
2608 Stop before you suck down another. 1.2824 0.04106 170 129 34 7
2609 Joe and Mary, this is Skeeter; he loves Bloody Marys. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
2610 I met him on match.com 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
2611 His ex-wife was a real bloodsucker. 1.2822 0.04036 163 122 36 5
2612 And this is Professor Swizzle, head of entomology. 1.2822 0.04220 163 124 32 7
2613 I see you're a stinger drinker! 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
2614 She's our new pet. Definitely going viral. 1.2822 0.04481 163 127 26 10
2615 Why do you think you suck at small talk? 1.2822 0.04396 163 126 28 9
2616 And Fred also chairs our Department of Entomology 1.2822 0.04309 163 125 30 8
2617 Don’t be rude, honey—say hi to the Zappers. 1.2822 0.04129 163 123 34 6
2618 'We're still working on language, but he seems to love our food and wine.' 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
2619 Citronella? That's a repulsive name! 1.2821 0.04246 156 118 32 6
2620 I just thought, blood gets so boring. 1.2821 0.04046 156 116 36 4
2621 Buzz may be a big pest, but he makes a mean Bloody Mary! 1.2821 0.04619 156 122 24 10
2622 He was known to really suck the life out of the conversation. 1.2821 0.04342 156 119 30 7
2623 Pardon my reach. 1.2819 0.04064 188 145 33 10
2624 Last time Bert was here he drank all of the red. 1.2819 0.03697 188 140 43 5
2625 My friend here was kind enough to bring us a bottle of red. 1.2819 0.04575 149 115 26 8
2626 He's under gone quite the transformation since we met. 1.2818 0.03942 181 137 37 7
2627 Thanks to him, I can offer you the perfect stinger. 1.2818 0.04590 181 146 19 16
2628 May I introduce Mrs. Kafka... 1.2816 0.04124 174 133 33 8
2629 She is a sucker for Bloody Mary... 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
2630 The wine's alright, but have you tried the B positive? 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
2631 It's NOT because of you, I always order a vodka stinger. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
2632 Honey, we’re going for walk. By the river. It’s dusk so we’re going to need you to stay here. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
2633 You'll never believe how we met. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
2634 He's not as blood thirsty as one may think. Actually he enjoys a good Bordeaux from time to time. 1.2814 0.04151 167 127 33 7
2635 If that Syrah is not appealing, let me bring you something less repellent. 1.2812 0.04080 160 120 35 5
2636 It’s just CALLED a Bloody Mary! 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
2637 Oops, we didn’t intend that as a slap. 1.2812 0.03795 192 145 40 7
2638 And of course, Buzz here only drinks Bloody Mary's. 1.2812 0.04268 160 122 31 7
2639 Harvey mixes a mean Bloody Mary. 1.2811 0.04106 185 143 32 10
2640 If you think you are looking at a strange creature holding a glass of wine you have had way too much to drink. 1.2811 0.04034 185 142 34 9
2641 Honey, I'd like you to meet our new neighbors John and Nancy. John tells me he's in pest control. 1.2811 0.03960 185 141 36 8
2642 This is the bug in the software. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
2643 What do you think of the Blood Orange Martini? 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
2644 It's a mojito mosquito. 1.2809 0.04434 178 141 24 13
2645 I bring my own straw 1.2809 0.04138 178 137 32 9
2646 No, you can’t wet your beak in my martini. 1.2809 0.04362 178 140 26 12
2647 I hear you have a real nose for wine. 1.2809 0.04214 178 138 30 10
2648 This is the doctor I was telling you about. He’s done hundreds of knees. 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
2649 Meet the Winkelmanns. They're malaria research scientists. 1.2808 0.03526 203 151 47 5
2650 And to think all he used to do was dunk up and down 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
2651 It's a new quinine concoction. 1.2807 0.03914 171 128 38 5
2652 Don't mind Franz! He's just undergoing his latest metamorphosis. 1.2807 0.04331 171 133 28 10
2653 Not red wine Paul. You know what it does to you. 1.2807 0.04001 171 129 36 6
2654 Morris here is very into hematology. 1.2807 0.04086 171 130 34 7
2655 I'm told you're all the buzz. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
2656 My 'darling' John and 'his secretary' . . . I would like you both to meet my lawyer. 1.2804 0.04506 189 153 19 17
2657 Oh, I did realize you were all friends from law school. 1.2802 0.04363 182 144 25 13
2658 Ok! I get your point 1.2802 0.03845 182 137 39 6
2659 ‘Third glass tonight. I don’t know what’s gotten into him. Normally at these things he just wants to dip his beak.’ 1.2802 0.04000 182 139 35 8
2660 Marley’s new date is all the buzz 1.2802 0.04363 182 144 25 13
2661 Have you met Dale? He’s from Legal. 1.2802 0.04149 182 141 31 10
2662 Swizzle stick? I've got this. 1.2802 0.04222 182 142 29 11
2663 My parents really struggled with the different religion but we got through it. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
2664 This is Dr. Needlebaum, Professor of Entomology. 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
2665 Zika just flew in from the Caribbean. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
2666 I bet this isn't what you thought of when I said we were having stingers tonight. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
2667 Allow me to introduce Dr. Jones, the former head of the university's human cloning project" 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
2668 Stinger? Am I right? 1.2798 0.04130 168 128 33 7
2669 Buzz was quite the problem until we introduced him to pinot. 1.2797 0.04140 143 106 34 3
2670 ...and jim here is in banking. 1.2796 0.04015 186 143 34 9
2671 Climate Change? It's a hoax 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2672 Mojitos? 1.2795 0.04762 161 129 19 13
2673 Wine? Please, how about a Bloody Mary? 1.2795 0.04245 161 123 31 7
2674 Tsetse enjoys dark red only. 1.2795 0.04511 161 126 25 10
2675 He prefers reds. 1.2793 0.04118 179 138 32 9
2676 We all chipped in to fill the glass. 1.2793 0.03718 179 133 42 4
2677 That was a stinging remark...just saying. 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
2678 So I said to the guy, "Look, buddy. Buzz off!" 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
2679 It’s both a stir stick and a straw, how nice.” 1.2791 0.03894 172 129 38 5
2680 Maybe you would prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
2681 Yeah, it's a little known fact, because most mosquitos don't live past a year. 1.2789 0.03886 190 145 37 8
2682 No. It’s not a bloody martini. 1.2789 0.03957 190 146 35 9
2683 Oh my God! Mos, come here. Have you met the Carroll’s? Their daughter is on a Peace Corps mission in Botswana and- such a small world- she just caught West Nile virus!” 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
2684 ... Moss works for Big Pharma. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
2685 Our new neighbor brought two types of red: A and O+. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
2686 Oh, I forgot your name... Zika? 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
2687 The small bites were good, but dessert sucked. 1.2788 0.03901 165 123 38 4
2688 Inclusion. Biodiversity. Strong communities. Are you with me? 1.2788 0.03994 165 124 36 5
2689 I never metamorphosis I didn’t like!” 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
2690 Mark's drinking wine but I've had to switch to blood now that we're expecting Lavae. 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2691 Well Susan, you’ve certainly spun a web of intrigue. Now please tell us why we are all here? 1.2787 0.04129 183 142 31 10
2692 Now we know why there’s so much buzz about this place. 1.2787 0.03981 183 140 35 8
2693 Red or white? Oh wait, I know the answer to that... 1.2785 0.04294 158 121 30 7
2694 Single-use straws are bad for the environment. 1.2785 0.04102 158 119 34 5
2695 Her journey from blood to red wine is an epic tale. 1.2784 0.04315 176 138 27 11
2696 We'll only ask to leave once, then we call the S.W.A.T. team. 1.2784 0.04390 176 139 25 12
2697 May I get you a Bloody Mary instead? 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
2698 This is Lance from the typing pool. 1.2784 0.04315 176 138 27 11
2699 Humming bird and cockroach crossbreed. Hypoallergenic and very smart ... but drinks like a fish. 1.2784 0.04035 194 151 32 11
2700 Her name's Margaret, but in Scotland they call her Midge 1.2781 0.04219 151 114 32 5
2701 It's a Bloody Mary. That's Mary over to your left. 1.2781 0.04358 169 132 27 10
2702 Did you say your eighth husband? 1.2781 0.04022 169 128 35 6
2703 My, Keto is obviously working for you! 1.2781 0.03843 169 126 39 4
2704 Really? You expect us to believe you invented the Bloody Mary? 1.2781 0.04277 169 131 29 9
2705 Well, that is indeed an interesting point. 1.2781 0.04109 169 129 33 7
2706 We met online—but we like to say it was love at first bite. 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
2707 Don't let him bug you. 1.2778 0.04022 180 138 34 8
2708 I told you to buzz off! 1.2778 0.04098 180 139 32 9
2709 Really? But we agreed that you'd be designated driver tonight. 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
2710 No, Lyle, the wine has not assuaged your waspish sting. 1.2778 0.04037 162 122 35 5
2711 So, how do you know Ann? 1.2778 0.04400 162 126 27 9
2712 The Smiths had something else in mind when they asked Cheryl to hire a new salesman who was "a real bloodsucker." 1.2778 0.03864 180 136 38 6
2713 She said "Bloody Mary", but I'm not sure if that's her name or what she's drinking. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2714 She prefers a blood orange daiquiri. 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
2715 The mosquito wanted a mojito. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
2716 ...and don't worry, that is wine in his glass. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
2717 I prefer to let mine breathe; it just tastes so much better oxygenated. 1.2774 0.04248 155 118 31 6
2718 So do you think drone deliveries will affect your business 1.2772 0.04252 184 145 27 12
2719 I'm normally French blood only, but I can't resist a good Oregon Pinot. 1.2772 0.04037 184 142 33 9
2720 We know thats not red wine, and if you insist on another glass this party is over. 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2721 Henry here just passed his bar exam 1.2771 0.04326 166 129 28 9
2722 It seems like it was just yesterday that you were a larva 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2723 . . . I really must get out of these wetlands and into a dry martini 1.2771 0.04491 166 131 24 11
2724 And this is the new head of the Entomology Department. 1.2771 0.04409 166 130 26 10
2725 Maybe you can develop a taste for a different red . 1.2771 0.03688 166 122 42 2
2726 I just found your talk on Malaria infectious 1.2771 0.04154 166 127 32 7
2727 Isn't it funny our new neighbors are the Kafkas? 1.2770 0.03814 148 108 39 1
2728 Honey, didn't you say your grandfather was born in Panama? 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
2729 I think they've heard enough about your blood cocktails dear. 1.2768 0.04063 177 136 33 8
2730 His bite is worse than the buzz. 1.2768 0.03902 177 134 37 6
2731 He’s having AB-positive, thanks to Jerry who isn’t up to joining us tonight. 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
2732 And this is... I’m sorry, what corporation are you CEO of, again? 1.2768 0.04142 177 137 31 9
2733 I thought I had sworn off men, but the eight legs really does it for me. Plus he's great with kids. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
2734 Don't worry, he's vegan 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
2735 This is Professor Drucker of the Entomology department. Her viewpoints are unique in the field. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
2736 Usually blood but in a pinch He will drink red wine 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
2737 So happy to see you're a male. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2738 He says his Bloody Mary's will make you itch for more. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
2739 He just flew in this morning 1.2767 0.04080 159 120 34 5
2740 Oh, he brought the blood orange martinis 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
2741 But enough with the small talk,tell us how you came to favor red wine over nectar. 1.2766 0.04118 188 147 30 11
2742 Whoa, honey we can still be friendly to vaccine getters. 1.2766 0.03832 188 143 38 7
2743 You know, we thought, everybody has a labradoodle. And Winston has papers, no dander and he's highly trainable. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
2744 What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here? 1.2765 0.04720 170 138 17 15
2745 My Manhattan is just OK, but Bob can't stop raving about his John Doe 2008, O-negative. 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
2746 May I present Mallory from the Genetic-Engineering Entomology Lab? 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
2747 Jerry here also knows a lot about viral media. 1.2763 0.04496 152 118 26 8
2748 That better be wine in that glass. 1.2762 0.04226 181 142 28 11
2749 May I introduce my husband, Akira, formerly of Fukushima, Japan. 1.2762 0.04226 181 142 28 11
2750 ...And I met Marcel while I was vacationing in Chile. 1.2762 0.04078 181 140 32 9
2751 And...you ordered a stinger!! 1.2761 0.04462 163 128 25 10
2752 How interesting! They never write about the male of the species. 1.2760 0.03779 192 146 39 7
2753 I see you've found my bottle of aged type-AB. 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
2754 In his previous life buzzed had a whole different meaning. 1.2759 0.04843 145 115 20 10
2755 I see you are already getting the latest buzz. 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
2756 He said,'In vino malo aria': "In wine, there is malaria." 1.2757 0.04231 185 146 27 12
2757 Do you really think I’m your type? 1.2757 0.03868 185 141 37 7
2758 Tell John & Sheila that hilarious story of your swamp tour. 1.2757 0.04017 185 143 33 9
2759 Oh! I didn't even feel you there. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
2760 Wine is fine, liquor is quicker, and in your case, blood is better. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
2761 He’d like to import Malaria to the US and Canada. 1.2754 0.04303 167 130 28 9
2762 Yes, I agree -- pesticides remain a problem. 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
2763 Did I mention he's also a pollinator? 1.2754 0.04132 167 128 32 7
2764 Gregor, you've lost weight 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
2765 Phlebotomy must be draining, yet fulfilling. 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
2766 We think he’s qualified to run for office! 1.2753 0.04272 178 140 27 11
2767 You're ambidextrous...amazing. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2768 After Donald tasted red wine he stopped sucking my blood. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
2769 I asked for it in a tall glass. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
2770 I just assumed you liked red the best! 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
2771 Honey, Jim and Carol would like to know whether we have anything at all to drink besides blood. 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
2772 Our neighbor here is malaria and dengue free. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
2773 Well I for one feel safer just knowing your name Bob. 1.2750 0.04248 160 123 30 7
2774 He prefers a full bodied red wine with his meal 1.2750 0.04603 160 127 22 11
2775 Dengue fever, West Nile Virus, Zika virus—there I go with the too long introductions! 1.2750 0.04339 160 124 28 8
2776 How's your Bloody Mary? 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
2777 You're mistaking me for my cousin who delivers zika. I'm all about West Nile. It's tricky to tell us apart. 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
2778 And you find that rewarding...phlebotomy? 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
2779 And this is one of our summer residents..Nyle West! 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
2780 No, no one here ordered a grasshopper. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
2781 It’s vintage type 0+ 1.2747 0.04206 182 143 28 11
2782 Why, yes, there is larvae in the pate. Did you enjoy it? 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
2783 Meet the blood donors! 1.2747 0.03828 182 138 38 6
2784 You're not a Republican, Democrat or independent? Then........what are you? 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
2785 I hope you like your blood chilled? 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
2786 It was a very good ear. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
2787 I always have a stinger. 1.2746 0.03903 193 149 35 9
2788 What kind of host would I be if I didn't introduce my parasite to the group? 1.2745 0.03698 204 156 40 8
2789 I don't need a straw. 1.2745 0.04659 153 121 22 10
2790 Tom’s brother was in Jurassic Park. 1.2745 0.04470 153 119 26 8
2791 Your kind has always been attracted to me. 1.2743 0.04005 175 134 34 7
2792 What's all the buzz? 1.2743 0.04244 175 137 28 10
2793 Jake, Harriet, Buzz here is the co-chair of my insect rights advocacy group. 1.2743 0.04086 175 135 32 8
2794 It is AB-negative in the style of a 1999 Sonoma Cabernet Sauvignon 1.2742 0.03925 186 143 35 8
2795 Okay, just the one glass then I'm back on the worm diet. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
2796 I don't know, perhaps a straw would help. 1.2738 0.04111 168 129 32 7
2797 Honey, these are the bloodsuckers I was telling you about. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
2798 My apologies for wearing Off. Our office diversity training really sucked." 1.2738 0.04196 168 130 30 8
2799 You appear ready for another Bloody Mary. 1.2738 0.04280 168 131 28 9
2800 The insect apocalypse is just fake news. Any other questions? 1.2737 0.04024 179 138 33 8
2801 And if I remember correctly, you're drinking a Bloody Mary. 1.2737 0.04325 179 142 25 12
2802 So, what's the buzz on the coast? 1.2737 0.03783 179 135 39 5
2803 Terry is going human-free this year. 1.2737 0.03783 179 135 39 5
2804 Yes, Ron. We heard you were lost in the Amazon jungle for awhile. 1.2737 0.04011 190 148 32 10
2805 Sorry to bug you, but do you have anything else to drink, maybe a bloody mary?" 1.2737 0.04214 190 151 26 13
2806 Why I've alway Wanted to be a phlebotomist too! 1.2733 0.04720 150 119 21 10
2807 Tell them again how you lost one of your legs. 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
2808 You make a mean Grasshopper 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
2809 May I please bug you for a refill? 1.2733 0.04324 150 115 29 6
2810 I know he can be a pest, but with his body weight, just one drink won't hurt. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
2811 Can I get you another Vodka Citronella? 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
2812 But I've heard that you're prone to stabbing people in the back. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
2813 He’s just been made Partner this week! 1.2733 0.04225 161 124 30 7
2814 Thanks, but I shouldn't get too close, I'm just getting over a little dengue. 1.2733 0.04316 161 125 28 8
2815 George contracted a non-fatal form of the West Nile virus 1.2733 0.04291 172 135 27 10
2816 Yes, I suppose blood is thicker than club soda. 1.2733 0.03875 172 130 37 5
2817 So, Bob, what's your next experiment gonna be? 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
2818 Jerry is our chief scientific officer at Theranos. 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
2819 And then he says to me, "Condoms? Aren't you worried about malaria?" 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
2820 We are helping her transition from blood to wine. So far, so good. 1.2727 0.04249 154 118 30 6
2821 Friday’s fine with us but choosing a restaurant can be a challenge due to his dietary needs 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
2822 Roger actually prefers white, but feels red is more his "style." 1.2727 0.04348 154 119 28 7
2823 I'd like you to meet a fellow bloodsucker... 1.2727 0.03974 165 125 35 5
2824 See? Everyone else is going vegan. 1.2727 0.04259 187 149 25 13
2825 Believe it or not, when I was a girl we hated mosquitoes. 1.2727 0.03985 176 135 34 7
2826 Thanks for the invitation. I see now that you are not simply 'blood bags,' but real creatures, with minds, and hearts, and souls. It's something to think about while we suck you dry. 1.2727 0.04222 176 138 28 10
2827 I'd like you to meet my lawyer friend. 1.2723 0.04128 191 151 28 12
2828 We like to think of South Florida as quite diverse. Interacting with the locals is the key. 1.2723 0.03631 191 144 42 5
2829 I asked for a Stinger, but the bartender is young. 1.2723 0.03780 191 146 38 7
2830 We wondered what about all the buzz around your new boyfriend. 1.2723 0.04128 191 151 28 12
2831 So, I understand you're from New Jersey. 1.2722 0.04081 180 140 31 9
2832 You had the bloody mary, Buzz, right? 1.2722 0.04156 180 141 29 10
2833 Yes, of course we can get you a champagne flute! 1.2722 0.03765 180 136 39 5
2834 Here’s your Bloody Mary, now why don’t you just circulate among our guests. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
2835 Moe here makes a killer Bloody Mary. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
2836 Thank you — but I’ll pass on the straw, 1.2722 0.04340 169 133 26 10
2837 You seem like each other’s type. 1.2722 0.04499 169 135 22 12
2838 This is my bloodsucking sister. 1.2722 0.04420 169 134 24 11
2839 Careful, these drinks have quite a sting 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
2840 She comes for the bug juice but stays for the conversation. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
2841 Ms. Moss was recently hired to head up our push for more diversity. 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
2842 My last girlfriend just sucked the life right out of me! 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
2843 Please, please, let us know when your drink need a refill. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
2844 Now let's not drink so much this time Jenkins. We don't want a repeat of the Zika incident. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
2845 Your not from around here are you 1.2722 0.04273 158 122 29 7
2846 We've been dying to hear your perspective 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
2847 This lovely thing here with the Bloody Mary is Marie, she's visiting us from The Amazon Jungle. 1.2721 0.04377 147 113 28 6
2848 The more we drink, the more human he'll look. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
2849 We don't use that term anymore; it is a little insulting. 1.2721 0.04482 147 114 26 7
2850 It's the new "TRUMP MOSQUITTOJITO" ! It will suck the blood right out of you 1.2718 0.03868 195 151 35 9
2851 Meet my husband, he's a lawyer. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
2852 What a coincidence! The exact same thing happened to me. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
2853 Amazing! I thought you had a more indirect way of consuming your wine. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
2854 No .. more .. Bloody .. Marys. 1.2717 0.04347 173 137 25 11
2855 What am I drinking? A grasshopper, of course. 1.2717 0.03855 173 131 37 5
2856 I did not say you stick your nose where it does not belong. 1.2717 0.03942 173 132 35 6
2857 It’s funny. A few weeks ago, we were just roommates. 1.2717 0.03855 173 131 37 5
2858 Mom, Dad, I want you to meet my little Love Bug. 1.2717 0.04026 173 133 33 7
2859 I see you've already sampled one of our fine reds from the pale and exposed region. 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
2860 WOW, this synthetic marijuana is way different than the weed we smoked back in college—Way Way Different! 1.2716 0.04202 162 125 30 7
2861 Whom did you say yours was a blend of? 1.2716 0.04381 162 127 26 9
2862 Mary, did you say? Why, I love a good bloody Mary. 1.2713 0.04032 188 147 31 10
2863 I told you this party would suck. 1.2712 0.04045 177 137 32 8
2864 His Stingers are to die for. 1.2712 0.03800 177 134 38 5
2865 Here's to the new head of the Center for Disease Control. 1.2712 0.03965 177 136 34 7
2866 That was your mother I squashed yesterday? I'm so sorry! 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
2867 This is Dr Midgley, our first trans-phylum professor. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
2868 Yes, they are big this year. But fortunately, this one prefers your glass to your body. 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
2869 Uh, sure. You can have my olive. 1.2711 0.04473 166 132 23 11
2870 We're all having a good time, so what's bugging you? 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
2871 You really suck the energy out of this party. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
2872 Buzz represents the insects against chemicals, foundation. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
2873 So do you credit your rapid growth to climate change, or to the antioxidants in your red wine, or a blend of the two? 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
2874 I presumed you'd prefer red? 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
2875 We appreciate the gesture, but bringing your own blood is less comforting than you might think. 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
2876 No, he’s not a gnatty dresser. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
2877 Aiden and Olivia are your “hosts” evening. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
2878 An Argentinian blend of type AB-, O+ & AB+? How quaint! 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
2879 It's new ... but I think this relationship has legs. 1.2706 0.04476 170 136 22 12
2880 It’s only a Type O-Negstive, but I think you’ll admire its presumption. 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
2881 So who do you know here" 1.2706 0.04153 170 132 30 8
2882 Guess who is coming for dinner. 1.2706 0.04236 170 133 28 9
2883 I suppose you are going to offer some biting repartee! 1.2706 0.03803 170 128 38 4
2884 So when I heard that the Andersons here were in the used tire business, I knew I had to introduce you! 1.2706 0.04317 170 134 26 10
2885 He introduced this drink to me, it's called a bloodsucker 1.2706 0.03982 170 130 34 6
2886 It’s nice to see a new volunteer at our blood donor benefit 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
2887 It's an amusing little Pinot Noir -- were you expecting something else? 1.2704 0.04250 159 123 29 7
2888 Have you considered rhinoplasty? 1.2704 0.03782 196 151 37 8
2889 And then he said, "A Stinger insn't severed in a fluted glass", can you imagine... 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
2890 George here is a web designer. 1.2703 0.04215 185 147 26 12
2891 Skeeter just moved here from Florida. He’s building a pool next door! 1.2703 0.03615 185 139 42 4
2892 I hope the alcohol doesn’t go right to your legs. 1.2701 0.03922 174 133 35 6
2893 This is Leonard. He just finished law school at Duke. 1.2701 0.03749 174 131 39 4
2894 Yeah, I guess he really does have a leg up on your previous boyfriends. 1.2701 0.04168 174 136 29 9
2895 I thought you said your name was Malarie 1.2701 0.04088 174 135 31 8
2896 We welcome diversity. 1.2701 0.03749 174 131 39 4
2897 Buzz is our new colleague in posthuman studies.. 1.2700 0.03664 200 153 40 7
2898 Well, yes, I suppose it also pairs well with bugs. 1.2699 0.04610 163 131 20 12
2899 I also don't see color. 1.2699 0.04179 163 126 30 7
2900 Sorry, could I get a glass of Type O instead? 1.2699 0.03994 163 124 34 5
2901 We met last summer in Minneapolis. 1.2699 0.04357 163 128 26 9
2902 Why is he staring at my skin that way? 1.2698 0.03943 189 147 33 9
2903 Who says climate change doesn't have an upside? 1.2698 0.03797 189 145 37 7
2904 And I explained that you are not related to Big Bird or, in fact, any bird. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
2905 I know you like your Pinot O positive. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
2906 He's a glass half full kind of guy. B positive! 1.2697 0.03697 178 134 40 4
2907 Do tell us the secret of your famous Bloody Mary. 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
2908 She's nuts about Bloody Mary's for some reason. 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
2909 He was The Original Drinking Bird until, ironically, he was fired for drinking on the job. 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
2910 I would have pegged you for a Bloody Mary. 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
2911 Are you still seeing Lance? 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
2912 Where did you find that interesting red you brought? 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
2913 I was just taking my friend here to meet the host. 1.2696 0.03812 204 159 35 10
2914 This is Carl, the one I’ve been buzzing about. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
2915 I am terribly sorry. We only have O negative! 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
2916 You asked for a Bloody Mary. What’s the problem? 1.2695 0.04284 167 131 27 9
2917 Please meet our new Mexican-Irish neighbor, Mesquite O'Bite. 1.2695 0.04449 167 133 23 11
2918 This one has legs on it 1.2695 0.04199 167 130 29 8
2919 Let me introduce you to my drinking buggy. 1.2694 0.03956 193 151 32 10
2920 this wine has a better nose and legs than I do! 1.2694 0.03673 193 147 40 6
2921 “Bill here, doesn’t think they have a leg to stand on.” 1.2692 0.04394 156 122 26 8
2922 Once he dips his beak in his drink, don't be alarmed if he continuously bobs back and forth all evening. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
2923 Shelly was exhausted from explaining to everyone that it was indeed Merlot in her glass and not blood. 1.2692 0.03810 182 139 37 6
2924 Realax, Im not the Stork! 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
2925 I’d like you to meet my friend Anopheles. 1.2692 0.04116 182 143 29 10
2926 I'm betting that's a Bloody Mary. 1.2692 0.04202 156 120 30 6
2927 He has been able to survive in the swamp so we are going to ask him to raise money for the Democrat National Committee. 1.2690 0.04295 171 135 26 10
2928 You've always been a sucker for a good Malbec. 1.2690 0.04214 171 134 28 9
2929 I know... I was totally bugging out. 1.2690 0.04295 171 135 26 10
2930 Margie here is an Obstetrician for insects. Her motto is, "There's a sucker born every minute." 1.2690 0.04374 171 136 24 11
2931 Yes, it's vintage. It's grampa's blood. 1.2688 0.03982 186 145 32 9
2932 Jill, meet Marty. He's from a great bloodline and he has deep veins! 1.2688 0.03908 186 144 34 8
2933 A Grasshopper? Really? 1.2688 0.03982 186 145 32 9
2934 May I bug you for a very long straw please? 1.2688 0.04132 160 123 31 6
2935 Yes, I was born on a hillside in 1978 during a dry winter. Why do you ask ? 1.2688 0.04036 160 122 33 5
2936 John here was just saying how he feels a unique bond with the President 1.2687 0.05099 134 108 16 10
2937 You should really try the bloody Mary. 1.2686 0.03818 175 133 37 5
2938 Don't worry, the males don't bite. Much. 1.2686 0.03731 175 132 39 4
2939 Our speaker for tonight will create a buzz. 1.2685 0.04111 149 113 32 4
2940 Roger, the Murphys are just back from Puerto Rico, and they'd like a word with you. 1.2685 0.04726 149 119 20 10
2941 I was expecting a bloody good time. 1.2684 0.03706 190 145 39 6
2942 So Nat, what really bugs you? 1.2684 0.03630 190 144 41 5
2943 I could have sworn my Realtor said the apartment was located on the Upper West Nile. 1.2684 0.03780 190 146 37 7
2944 Oh, Greg 2013. Good vintage. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
2945 And Sylvia here just switched to red wine for Lent. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
2946 What’s all the buzz about? 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
2947 Apparently, the mosquitos are everywhere this year, I don't see it! 1.2683 0.03919 205 162 31 12
2948 That's a witty stinger. 1.2682 0.03927 179 138 34 7
2949 I can only handle O Positive, any other group only gives me a buzz 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
2950 ...and he makes a great martini, so we see our relationship as symbiotic. 1.2680 0.04250 153 118 29 6
2951 And this is Bernard who, unbelievably, predicted all the Oscar winners. 1.2679 0.04177 168 131 29 8
2952 He really knows his reds. 1.2679 0.03912 168 128 35 5
2953 Another vodka stinger? 1.2679 0.04177 168 131 29 8
2954 So...what? You just assume that I drink red? 1.2679 0.04177 168 131 29 8
2955 I'd like you to meet Hank, our new software developer. 1.2679 0.04177 168 131 29 8
2956 Let me introduce you to our latest opiod hallucination. 1.2678 0.04022 183 143 31 9
2957 Wouldn't you prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
2958 Tell us all about your genetic modification trip to Key West. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
2959 That is a Bloody Mary. 1.2675 0.04641 157 126 20 11
2960 I apologize for how I acted earlier. I'm gonna be honest, Karen...I don't get invited to a lot of parties. Because I'm a mosquito. 1.2674 0.04027 172 133 32 7
2961 No, I don't think any of us are willing to top that off for you... 1.2674 0.03963 187 146 32 9
2962 I didn't mean to offend when I said bloodsucker. I was referring to a different group of new neighbors. 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
2963 Honestly, I'm not pulling your legs. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
2964 We met at law school. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
2965 Doesn’t he look great? He’s gone from sucking me bone dry to just a glass a day! 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
2966 “Bloody Mary? Why of course.” 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
2967 He is offering free mojitos to blood donors 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
2968 I thought Stan here could use a night away from the CRISPR editing lab. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
2969 And then he called me a ‘factualist bitch’ and I called him a ‘plotless totalitarian.’ I mean, he’s like something straight out of ‘Naked Lunch’!” 1.2670 0.04205 176 139 27 10
2970 That’s my blood you’re drinking! 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
2971 Your husband didn't come because you ate him? 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
2972 I agree that it is an unusual pet but it has great social skills 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
2973 And, of course, this is Bill. 1.2670 0.03883 176 135 35 6
2974 She prefers Sauvignon to O negative. 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
2975 She's pregnant, yes—but that isn't red wine. 1.2670 0.03689 191 146 39 6
2976 Were you at the BBQ last night? That looks like my husband's blood! 1.2670 0.03689 191 146 39 6
2977 Judith here has a fascinating anecdote about voodoo and the Mosquito Coast, but I don't want to give anything away. 1.2670 0.03763 191 147 37 7
2978 You should see our kids. 1.2667 0.03567 195 148 42 5
2979 The truth is, he brought quite a few larvae from a previous relationship, but ended up eating them before we moved in together. 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
2980 Honey, Ron wants to know what you put in your Bloody Mary mix. 1.2667 0.04395 165 131 24 10
2981 He’s still upset they haven’t named a cocktail after him. 1.2667 0.03908 180 139 34 7
2982 I’m a Leo, I like to cook and taking long walks on the beach. 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
2983 Dean is arguably the world’s foremost authority on obesity. 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
2984 She says it's vintage 6:30pm, with bright notes of cherry and tropical fruit. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
2985 Is this party waspy or what? 1.2667 0.03986 180 140 32 8
2986 Matt, Debra, meet... what was your name again? 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
2987 What type of red are you drinking, Skeeter?" "A Negative 1.2667 0.04139 180 142 28 10
2988 This is Sally. She was just appointed Director of the EPA. 1.2667 0.04223 165 129 28 8
2989 No!! let me guess another Bloody Mary?? 1.2667 0.04792 150 121 18 11
2990 Speaking of type A... 1.2663 0.04076 184 145 29 10
2991 What exactly do you mean when you say these are authentic bloody Marys? 1.2663 0.04076 184 145 29 10
2992 I’m sorry, I don’t get your point. 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
2993 And this is Anna--Anna Foleez. She'll be sticking around for dinner tonight. 1.2663 0.03982 169 130 33 6
2994 So Gary, let me introduce you to that leg model I was telling you about... 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
2995 I need a straw, but not plastic 1.2663 0.04321 169 134 25 10
2996 I’d like you to meet my agent... 1.2663 0.04155 169 132 29 8
2997 This is Oswald. My cousin at the Natural History Museum set us up. 1.2660 0.04016 188 148 30 10
2998 We thought you'd like a wine that was long in the nose." 1.2659 0.04007 173 134 32 7
2999 Let me introduce you to Kafka. 1.2659 0.04482 173 140 20 13
3000 Can I get you some more A-negative? 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
3001 It prefers a Bloody Mary, but a bloody Harry will do. 1.2659 0.04329 173 138 24 11
3002 ...and if you need a refill, I'm sure my noisy upstairs neighbors here can help you. 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
3003 It was clear when she announced their engagement that her love for insects had gone too far. And though she still preferred Vodka, Spike just couldn't develop a taste for it, opting, once again for the heartier reds. 1.2659 0.04251 173 137 26 10
3004 So, you only went for a nose job...? 1.2659 0.04090 173 135 30 8
3005 The mosquitos are nowhere near as bad as they say they are 1.2658 0.04057 158 121 32 5
3006 As you may have guessed, English is not my first language. 1.2658 0.04251 158 123 28 7
3007 Bob and Linda, may I introduce you to my fiance Mo - since we first met, he really got under my skin in a big way..... 1.2658 0.03957 158 120 34 4
3008 It's not red wine. It's blood. 1.2657 0.04857 143 115 18 10
3009 No, I'm drinking a Manhattan. Why do you ask? 1.2656 0.03889 192 150 33 9
3010 I thought you gave up grasshoppers. 1.2656 0.03818 192 149 35 8
3011 Now meet an evolutionary specimen that hardly needs any introduction. 1.2656 0.03958 192 151 31 10
3012 Yes Miss it's called a stinger..I invented it. 1.2655 0.04027 177 138 31 8
3013 The vintage is 1930 and the brand is Jim’s father. 1.2655 0.04183 177 140 27 10
3014 Dominic is our resident expert on reds. 1.2655 0.04183 177 140 27 10
3015 Steven here's an attorney as well; family law. 1.2654 0.04447 162 129 23 10
3016 I said shaken, not stirred. 1.2654 0.03896 162 123 35 4
3017 And this is my partner, in charge of the SWAT team. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
3018 These Bloody Marys are to die for. 1.2653 0.03766 196 152 36 8
3019 Think of it as half full. That way, you don’t need to ask us to roll up our sleeves. 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
3020 It has a rich, complex, well-rounded flavor that lingers in the mouth...you must have got that form someone who was full-bodied. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
3021 How about a Bloody Mary instead? 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
3022 This is Buzz. He has a nose for reds. 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
3023 So your daughter is doing research in Malaysia or is she still studying in Boston? 1.2651 0.04454 166 133 22 11
3024 He's working on a PhD in entomology with hopes of classifying himself taxonomically as the first quintaped. 1.2651 0.04201 166 130 28 8
3025 No, his favorite drink is actually pinot noir. 1.2651 0.04023 166 128 32 6
3026 Buzz, your stingers are to die for. 1.2650 0.03783 200 156 35 9
3027 Let me introduce you to my new neighbor, Miss Quito" 1.2649 0.04575 151 120 22 9
3028 Henry, why don’t you tell the Olsens that marvelous story about the time you spent in the Amazon experimenting with Zika cures. 1.2649 0.04670 151 121 20 10
3029 And in this exhibit we have the last remnants of those pesky humans 1.2649 0.04199 185 148 25 12
3030 You all have exquisite taste. 1.2649 0.03909 185 144 33 8
3031 Buzz here prefers a tight, fruit-forward Cabernet. 1.2647 0.04048 170 132 31 7
3032 We find that a goblet of blood makes him much less likely to suck on our guests. 1.2647 0.03873 170 130 35 5
3033 No, they're not drinking Bloody Marys either 1.2647 0.04134 170 133 29 8
3034 Nigel here has never flown, isn't that right Nigel? 1.2647 0.04048 170 132 31 7
3035 I’ll stick with red, thanks! 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
3036 New Jersey; where you from?? 1.2647 0.03922 204 162 30 12
3037 I’m tasting subtle notes of O- fresh from the IV garden. 1.2645 0.04202 155 120 29 6
3038 Sorry guys, he’s usually not this big of a buzzkill. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
3039 It''s a delightful aged red I drained from my first husband. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
3040 We met at a friends BBQ right honey? He approached me. 1.2644 0.03638 174 131 40 3
3041 Malaria, I'd like you to meet Mr. and Mrs. Vaccine. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
3042 I'm Zika and I'd like to thank you for welcoming me to the neighborhood. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
3043 Henry said I should embrace climate change. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
3044 He just flew in from the West Nile, and boy his wings are tired. 1.2642 0.03940 193 152 31 10
3045 Interesting company, yes ; but take care never to order a “Bloody Mary.” 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
3046 He calls it a Mosquito Mohito. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
3047 So I understand you just buzzed in from the Hamptons. . . 1.2642 0.04501 159 127 22 10
3048 I'm sorry but a Bloody Mary is just not a substitute. 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
3049 I got to go I'll buzz you later. 1.2640 0.04007 178 139 31 8
3050 I believe you've met last summer. 1.2640 0.04007 178 139 31 8
3051 West Nile cocktail you say! 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
3052 It's one of those reds that you drink as soon as it is harvested. 1.2640 0.04086 178 140 29 9
3053 Then he says to the bartender, "You have a drink named Mosquito?" 1.2640 0.03762 178 136 37 5
3054 Mr. Mosquitowitz' parents were opposed to vaccination. 1.2640 0.04163 178 141 27 10
3055 I'm a vegan. 1.2640 0.03845 178 137 35 6
3056 This round of stingers is on you, Ralph. 1.2640 0.04238 178 142 25 11
3057 Is that a Merlot?" "No, it's type B 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
3058 Now that you've had the buzz, it's time for a bite. 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
3059 There were a few things bugging Janet at her cocktail party. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
3060 And this is Gregor, my fiancé. 1.2638 0.04336 163 129 25 9
3061 Yes, I did ask for a Stinger, but I have changed my mind. 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
3062 I named it after my cousin - I call it a grasshopper! 1.2638 0.04248 163 128 27 8
3063 Well, it’s certainly longer than yours. 1.2637 0.04172 182 145 26 11
3064 Henry's family has lived in our apartment for years and he's a result of all our insecticides. 1.2637 0.04024 182 143 30 9
3065 Honey, why don't you show the Hendersons your tattoo expertise? 1.2635 0.04091 167 130 30 7
3066 Want another bloody mary? 1.2635 0.04091 167 130 30 7
3067 Buzz, meet my colleagues Bob and Doreen. Their blood type is A+... 1.2635 0.04002 167 129 32 6
3068 Have a sip, it'll take the itch off. 1.2635 0.04264 167 132 26 9
3069 We’ve just converted him to Pinot Noir, and I strongly advise you to keep him topped up. 1.2635 0.04179 167 131 28 8
3070 A toast, to our garden's apex beneficial predator. 1.2634 0.03891 186 145 33 8
3071 I don’t know about your Moscato, but this Grasshopper is delicious. 1.2632 0.03836 190 148 34 8
3072 I know it's so cliché but we met on holidays. 1.2632 0.04548 152 121 22 9
3073 Where do you stand on gene editing? 1.2632 0.04028 171 133 31 7
3074 Why are you here, Dave? It's not Bloody Mary Night. 1.2632 0.03908 190 149 32 9
3075 You know that a bloody mary doesn ACTUALLY contain blood right? 1.2632 0.04356 171 137 23 11
3076 We hope you'll stay for dinner. 1.2632 0.03941 171 132 33 6
3077 After a couple Bloody Marys,he's quite charming. 1.2632 0.04251 152 118 28 6
3078 Edward can be quite emphatic about his kafkian proclivities 1.2629 0.03712 194 150 37 7
3079 All my husband said, “Beam me up, Scottie” and something went wrong. 1.2629 0.03783 194 151 35 8
3080 You really should try something other than a Bloody Mary. 1.2629 0.04056 194 155 27 12
3081 Carl usually drinks something a little richer 1.2629 0.03783 194 151 35 8
3082 Yes, insects are dying at an alarming rate, but how the hell did you get in here? 1.2629 0.03883 175 135 34 6
3083 Honey, please don't poke holes in my theory. 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
3084 Yeah, she only drinks red 1.2629 0.04129 175 138 28 9
3085 Oh Horace, I think you've had enough. 1.2626 0.03827 179 138 35 6
3086 Kafka has something to do with it, doesn't it Giles? 1.2626 0.03987 179 140 31 8
3087 Let me introduce our bartender. He really puts the sting in a stinger. 1.2625 0.04388 160 127 24 9
3088 I know you can’t reach your drink, but no, you can’t have mine. 1.2625 0.04297 160 126 26 8
3089 No, it's just red wine. 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
3090 And when he spits it back out, it's almost tannin free. 1.2625 0.04388 160 127 24 9
3091 Karen and Mark, I’d like to introduce you to my husband, Bill. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
3092 You do corporate law? Then I'm sure you'll want to talk shop with my husband Skeeter here. 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
3093 Pointed, and on topic. 1.2622 0.04136 164 128 29 7
3094 I apologize. He gets nosy! 1.2622 0.04044 164 127 31 6
3095 You can´t drink and fly. Be carefully 1.2620 0.04089 187 149 27 11
3096 And Bill works at the Blood Center 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
3097 Then I said 'poke her, I hardly knew her' 1.2619 0.04487 168 136 20 12
3098 I'd like to introduce you to my boss. 1.2618 0.03818 191 149 34 8
3099 Apparently Shiraz is remarkably like human blood... 1.2617 0.04405 149 117 25 7
3100 With Jim, it's not just buzzwords. 1.2616 0.03744 172 131 37 4
3101 This is Captain Mos of the Air Force experimental wing. 1.2616 0.04333 172 138 23 11
3102 Forgive me for drinking a grasshopper in front of you. 1.2616 0.04411 172 139 21 12
3103 It's a vintage - Type O. 1.2616 0.04091 172 135 29 8
3104 She's drinking the Rose, he's drinking the Grey Goose, I've got the dirty Martini and I'm sure you'll enjoy the one you so kindly brought, the AB+ 1.2616 0.04173 172 136 27 9
3105 Generally I eat local, paleo. Sometimes I splurge on pastries. Why do you ask? 1.2615 0.03695 195 151 37 7
3106 Have you met the Peterson’s? Their house was bugged, too. 1.2614 0.04123 153 118 30 5
3107 Please meet our new neighbor. He just flew in last night and is anxious to meet everyone! 1.2614 0.03779 176 135 36 5
3108 Would a straw help? 1.2614 0.03947 176 137 32 7
3109 Yes, I can taste the metallic notes. 1.2614 0.03864 176 136 34 6
3110 I wouldn't say he's got his *finger* on the pulse... 1.2614 0.04028 176 138 30 8
3111 Hi, my name is Mary and I donated the blood for your cocktail. 1.2613 0.03980 199 159 28 12
3112 This is Steve, my genetically sterilized mosquito. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
3113 Try the Stinger, it gives a good buzz 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
3114 Thanks, it's really just my classic sangria" 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
3115 No Clara, It's Okay -really. It's just that we don't suck, we sip. 1.2611 0.03849 157 119 35 3
3116 No, you must've misheard. I said we should talk about the ELEPHANT in the room. 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
3117 I'm AB negative. You're AB negative. In one room. Quite a coincidence! 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
3118 There’s no need to point, really. 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
3119 And let me introduce you to Melvin......Harry made him with his home-made CRISPR 1.2609 0.03748 207 163 34 10
3120 So, what are you drinking? 1.2609 0.03992 161 124 32 5
3121 When did you switch from Bloody Marys? 1.2609 0.03910 184 144 32 8
3122 This is Mos Def's brother Mos Quito 1.2609 0.04088 161 125 30 6
3123 Anyone here familiar with metamorphosis? 1.2609 0.04363 161 128 24 9
3124 I'd imagine storing it at 98.6 is the trickiest part. 1.2609 0.04538 161 130 20 11
3125 I think we get along so well because he reminds me of my first husband, a divorce attorney. 1.2606 0.03999 188 149 29 10
3126 Would you rather a Bloody Mary. 1.2606 0.04139 188 151 25 12
3127 You can really suck those bloody Mary’s down! 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
3128 This is Gregorina Samsa. She's a former model, now head buyer for couture collections at Bergdorf's. 1.2606 0.04203 165 130 27 8
3129 I was feeling the 7 year itch, I swiped right and here we are! 1.2606 0.04375 165 132 23 10
3130 And you know what they say about guys with big noses... 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
3131 My friend will be giving each of you a bite at the end of the party to check your alcohol level, before you can drive home. 1.2604 0.04383 169 136 22 11
3132 As entomologists we think you are a great host. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
3133 Sangria? 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
3134 Darling, these are the Andersons who just relocated from Miami. 1.2601 0.04311 173 139 23 11
3135 1938. Finger lakes region. 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
3136 George told me to bring the mesquite, and I thought he said mosquito, so I brought Ed. 1.2601 0.04232 173 138 25 10
3137 He has a nose for wine. 1.2599 0.03674 177 135 38 4
3138 My daddy's legs were only this long. 1.2599 0.04087 177 140 28 9
3139 The professor works in malaria research. 1.2599 0.03760 177 136 36 5
3140 Buzz off! 1.2599 0.03845 177 137 34 6
3141 He gets that way after his third drink. 1.2599 0.03845 177 137 34 6
3142 Oh, there’s no need to worry. Buzz only drinks red wine. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
3143 I didn't realize you'd met the Johnsons before. What a small world! 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
3144 For Heaven's sake, Gregor, don't you have any other stories? 1.2597 0.04495 154 123 22 9
3145 Tell Jane and Earl that story about your visit to the Kafka historic site. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
3146 Why are you so surprised? It’s 2019. We’re accepting of all races and, yes, even species...well, except for Mexicans obviously. 1.2597 0.03790 181 140 35 6
3147 And it already feels like we share the same blood! 1.2597 0.04026 181 143 29 9
3148 Bug, this is the entomologist who wanted to meet you. 1.2597 0.04026 181 143 29 9
3149 Great party! By the way, I left an egg raft in your toilet. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
3150 He’s buying, but only if you’re drinking stingers. 1.2595 0.04229 158 124 27 7
3151 White wine? Always pegged you for a Bloody Mary kind of guy. 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
3152 Wow, you lost so much weight - that Paleo diet is really working 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
3153 To everyone's chagrin, Malaria walked-in. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
3154 I agree there are hardly any good humans left to suck blood from. 1.2595 0.03815 185 144 34 7
3155 I’m not submitting anymore...the snake caption winners weren’t even funny. 1.2595 0.04321 185 151 20 14
3156 He's good company, but sharing a bed can be prickly. 1.2593 0.03970 162 125 32 5
3157 You say that you'd like a sip of my Grasshopper?" 1.2593 0.04250 162 128 26 8
3158 He can stir a martini to perfection. 1.2591 0.03563 193 148 40 5
3159 Ooh. AB-negative! A rare varietal. 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
3160 How's that stinger? 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
3161 Your arm is too short. I'll hold it for you while you take a sip. 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
3162 Ahh...The proctologist is here! 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
3163 Bob and Linda, I'd like you to meet a new species. 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
3164 Does the red taste like iron to you? 1.2590 0.03815 166 127 35 4
3165 So you say I'm bugging you? 1.2590 0.04180 166 131 27 8
3166 Guys, this is Muss Keto 2019. 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
3167 Your last one before your legs start to wobble. 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
3168 Ok, but only just a sip. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
3169 Bloody Marys are my favorite, but I also like Vodka Stingers. 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
3170 My, my. Not so much of a social butterfly, I see. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
3171 I got a real buzz on. 1.2590 0.04373 139 108 26 5
3172 My mistake, I thought you asked for a Bloody Mary. 1.2589 0.03801 197 155 33 9
3173 This is my friend, Zika. 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
3174 A sip of that will surely give you a little buzz! 1.2588 0.04028 170 133 30 7
3175 I figured you for a Bloody Mary kind of guy, but a Zzzzinfandel makes total sense 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
3176 Take one drop of blood and you will never be invited to another party. 1.2588 0.03851 170 131 34 5
3177 He's fine as long as he's had a few drinks. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
3178 We bonded over my 'O negative' blood type. 1.2588 0.03941 170 132 32 6
3179 For some reason he only likes red wine. 1.2588 0.04197 170 135 26 9
3180 He prefers red, with a slightly metallic bouquet. 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
3181 While this vintage sucks, there are some positive notes 1.2586 0.03967 174 136 31 7
3182 Meet my new boyfriend. He’s a real PEST! Hahahahaha! 1.2584 0.03908 178 139 32 7
3183 He's just become indispensable. Watch how he spears the olives. 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
3184 And all this time I thought you were extinct. 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
3185 No, nobody here ordered a mojito! 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
3186 I’d like to introduce you to a very interesting couple. 1.2584 0.04067 178 141 28 9
3187 The wine's from a biodynamic vineyard, no insecticides, ever! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
3188 I’m drinking a human, how about you? 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
3189 Perhaps you’d find a Bloody Mary more to your liking. 1.2582 0.04155 182 146 25 11
3190 Ozzy doesn't NEED to drink, he just chooses to. 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
3191 What can I say, you are what you eat. 1.2579 0.04480 159 128 21 10
3192 She's promoting her new novel, 'A Bug's Life'. 1.2579 0.04205 159 125 27 7
3193 I'm so sorry. Can I pour that into the bird bath for you? 1.2579 0.04012 159 123 31 5
3194 So, you're only interested in Type O Rh D negative? 1.2579 0.03911 159 122 33 4
3195 Stick to the point, Herb. 1.2579 0.04110 159 124 29 6
3196 It's the latest way to get your DNA sample, Just a little prick, hardly hurts at all! 1.2579 0.04012 159 123 31 5
3197 This? I concocted it myself. I call it, "Mosquito Mojito. 1.2579 0.03911 159 122 33 4
3198 I'd like you to meet the family lawyer, Janice. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
3199 Funny where your 12 step program takes you sometimes. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
3200 Sure, migration's a breeze, but have you tried immigration? 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
3201 Are you enjoying your red, Mr. Squito? 1.2575 0.03699 167 127 37 3
3202 I thought you said red. 1.2575 0.04070 167 131 29 7
3203 Oh, good! I see you found some blood ... 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
3204 We met gorilla trekking in Rwanda. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
3205 Skeeter here just flew back from west Nile. 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
3206 Not enought legs for you? 1.2575 0.03981 167 130 31 6
3207 There’s a hint of Okie undertones in this ‘85 red blend. 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
3208 Don't you think that's a little invasive? 1.2573 0.03741 171 131 36 4
3209 Even though his experiment with radioactive bug bites didn’t go to plan, Jeffrey is still my superhero. 1.2573 0.03832 171 132 34 5
3210 Tell them of your clinical trials for malaria. 1.2573 0.03741 171 131 36 4
3211 So guys, let me introduce to you the mosquito I was talking about the last couple of nights 1.2573 0.04007 171 134 30 7
3212 Say hello to our new neighbor Michael. His wife Lois couldn’t make it. She’s got a horrible bug. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
3213 Where do you stand on GMOs? 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
3214 I'm not a fan of crème de menthe, but Jerry always orders a stinger. 1.2573 0.04092 171 135 28 8
3215 That looks a little thick for red wine. 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
3216 He says to your health...bottoms up.... 1.2571 0.03863 175 136 33 6
3217 No, no one here is drinking grasshoppers . Wrong party . 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
3218 It's spiked. 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
3219 Red wine? I saw you more as a Stinger girl. 1.2570 0.03889 179 140 32 7
3220 Oh, do you know my cousin Zika? 1.2570 0.03968 179 141 30 8
3221 Are you considered formally dressed in your neck of the woods? 1.2570 0.03724 179 138 36 5
3222 No. It’s a ‘bloody Mary’. 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
3223 I'm sorry, my friend, but your proboscis must be no longer than this to socialize with us. 1.2568 0.03833 183 143 33 7
3224 Well,ok,that is a very good point. 1.2568 0.03910 183 144 31 8
3225 While this is indeed lovely, I prefer AB+ to even the finest Cabernet. 1.2568 0.03673 183 141 37 5
3226 Yeah, they were mushrooms. But what kind? 1.2568 0.04193 148 115 28 5
3227 No, I gave already last week" 1.2568 0.04610 148 119 20 9
3228 Let me introduce you to my friend, Zika. 1.2568 0.04510 148 118 22 8
3229 Remember when I mentioned some people here are always getting under my skin? Gary, meet my in-laws. 1.2567 0.03855 187 147 32 8
3230 You say that you would prefer a Bloody Mary? 1.2567 0.03779 187 146 34 7
3231 Sorry, I forgot, you're used to more body. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3232 This is my friend, Doug. He's a lawyer. 1.2566 0.04226 152 119 27 6
3233 Ellen suddenly realizes that her husband of eleven years has become an alcoholic. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3234 Why yes, Yes I am a bloodsucking parasite. M. S. Kito , Attorney. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3235 Jane and Joe, meet Michael, my real estate agent. 1.2566 0.04328 152 120 25 7
3236 No, I'm not from the Entomology Department. I'm in Aeronautical Engineering. 1.2564 0.03819 195 154 32 9
3237 A Toast! Thank you, Mom and Dad. This relationship wouldn't be possible if I'd grown up with parents who refused to get me vaccinated. 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
3238 I'd suggest block colors and a high waistline 1.2563 0.03630 199 155 37 7
3239 I'd like you to meet my vector, Victor. 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3240 Actually, we prefer black fly season. 1.2563 0.04182 160 126 27 7
3241 How come you never bring your wife to these parties? Oh, wait... 1.2561 0.04292 164 131 24 9
3242 Buzz and his family had an itch to live on water, and bit on the waterfront lot just down the street 1.2561 0.03832 164 126 34 4
3243 So, Skeeter. What's the buzz? Tell me what's happening? 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
3244 ...but I don’t need to tell you about the perils of short term investing 1.2561 0.04378 164 132 22 10
3245 Don't let him kiss you when he has been drinking. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
3246 I see that you used your imagination for the costume contest. Humans, really? 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
3247 Next time I'll bring a friend of mine, who I'm sure will be just your blood type. 1.2560 0.03869 168 130 33 5
3248 All I am saying, Bill, is that you could learn a thing or two from the males of his species. 1.2560 0.03960 168 131 31 6
3249 Tell them about your gene replacement technique. 1.2560 0.03776 168 129 35 4
3250 I was just telling Dick that he would make a great lawyer. 1.2560 0.04387 168 136 21 11
3251 Have you tried the blood martinis? They're to die for! 1.2559 0.03561 211 165 38 8
3252 Are you more likely to be profiled on a humid day? 1.2558 0.03812 172 133 34 5
3253 Anyone care to join me in the birdbath? 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
3254 Meet Pepito. He’s a mosquito from Puerto Rico who only drinks mojitos. 1.2558 0.04235 172 138 24 10
3255 How do you like the Bloody Mary? 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
3256 We met at the gym—leg day. 1.2558 0.04071 172 136 28 8
3257 We are glad you find blood orange more to your liking. 1.2557 0.04089 176 140 27 9
3258 Well I didn't bite my quota this week, but let's not talk about work here. 1.2557 0.03843 176 137 33 6
3259 I understand he is from New Jersey 1.2557 0.04009 176 139 29 8
3260 This vintage was recommended to me by your blood-sucking mother-in-law... 1.2557 0.04321 176 143 21 12
3261 I hear you prefer your Red Moscato O negative? 1.2556 0.03870 180 141 32 7
3262 Good for you that you're moving from a parasitic to a commensal relationship. 1.2556 0.03706 180 139 36 5
3263 I haven't seen a Bloody Mary mixed like that before. 1.2554 0.04041 184 147 27 10
3264 So it's only the female of the species that sucks blood? 1.2553 0.03910 188 149 30 9
3265 A bloody mary, of course. 1.2553 0.04053 188 151 26 11
3266 I'm sorry. Would you prefer a beaker? 1.2553 0.03607 188 145 38 5
3267 Hope this Bloody Mary works 1.2552 0.03711 192 150 35 7
3268 So you're thinking of getting a nose job. What's the point? 1.2552 0.04127 145 112 29 4
3269 Everyone was clapping after your speech tonight." 1.2551 0.03802 196 155 32 9
3270 This is the friend we met in Egypt. 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3271 James and Sarah met at the IRS too! 1.2550 0.04483 149 119 22 8
3272 You're a vector, right? You'd probably be great at physics. 1.2550 0.04168 149 116 28 5
3273 Okay Frank, you were right. I shouldn't have smoked that high grade medical marijuana before the cocktail party! 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
3274 Her preference is a 2019 Rhesus negative 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
3275 Well he’s technically a vegan. 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
3276 There's a result of global warming 1.2548 0.03717 208 165 33 10
3277 This is my guest Marge who not only was genetically developed in my company's laboratory, but is an expert in Dengue Fever, Malaria, and Zika. 1.2548 0.04032 157 122 30 5
3278 This is Gerald , who was just telling me about his interest in phlebotomy. 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
3279 Is that good? Or does it need more O positive? 1.2548 0.04132 157 123 28 6
3280 Hello,, my name is Mark Skeeto and before you ask, NO; I'm not a lawyer! 1.2548 0.04032 157 122 30 5
3281 Bug juice? 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
3282 It's okay, Greg here's a Vegan. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
3283 It's safe to say I was stung when they made him department chair. 1.2547 0.04430 161 130 21 10
3284 Since the mosquito gene-splicing, outdoor parties are a lot more entertaining. 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
3285 Would you like a Bloody Mary instead? 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
3286 Your getting too close with your pecker 1.2545 0.04181 165 131 26 8
3287 I'd like to introduce you to my latest failed relationship. 1.2545 0.04354 165 133 22 10
3288 The way you can carry a wine glass… and malaria… is astounding. 1.2545 0.04001 165 129 30 6
3289 The buzz was worth the bite 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
3290 she was a waitress at the Stork Club 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
3291 I usually don't give blood 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
3292 Out of nowhere she says, "Get lost. Don't bug me anymore." She might as well just swatted me with an old newspaper. 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
3293 Maybe you should stop swarming around the nuclear plant? 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
3294 Oh. But you told me you wanted help with your infesting strategy! 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
3295 ...and he makes a great Bloody Mary. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
3296 I’m sorry, but I don’t get your point. 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
3297 It was love at first prick. 1.2544 0.03756 169 130 35 4
3298 So.... you really do drink with your pecker 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
3299 The '57 Chateau Transylvania is... exquisite. 1.2543 0.03966 173 136 30 7
3300 So when did you finish law school? 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
3301 Do you always drink red? 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
3302 Excuse me, but could one of you tell me if this is bug juice? 1.2543 0.03966 173 136 30 7
3303 it's o.k., they're from new jersey. immune. 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
3304 And when the permafrost melted... 1.2542 0.03653 177 136 37 4
3305 Of course he likes red wine. 1.2542 0.03824 177 138 33 6
3306 Recovering from a 24-hour​ bug? 1.2542 0.03907 177 139 31 7
3307 Never ask him, "Why the long face?" 1.2541 0.03930 181 143 30 8
3308 We were discussing a +2ºC scenario 1.2541 0.03948 185 147 29 9
3309 I don't mind him but he only drinks Type A red. 1.2535 0.04406 142 112 24 6
3310 He just flew in. 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
3311 Josh, your wine comparisons are grossing out our guests. 1.2532 0.03861 154 118 33 3
3312 Tell us more about your travels abroad. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
3313 So let me get right to the point... 1.2532 0.04278 154 122 25 7
3314 I'm ready for the ban on plastic straws. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
3315 Buzz just gave a TED talk on malaria prophylaxis. 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
3316 I agree. Blood should be served at room temperature. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
3317 This is David, he's my lawyer 1.2531 0.04228 162 129 25 8
3318 After months of furlough from work at his plant, he’s back standing on his own six feet. 1.2531 0.03848 162 125 33 4
3319 As requested, one Bloody Mary ... without the bite. 1.2531 0.04043 162 127 29 6
3320 Ed here is in finance. 1.2530 0.04246 166 133 24 9
3321 They must be out of mojitos 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
3322 Baeatrice, what's bugging you? 1.2530 0.03979 166 130 30 6
3323 Monica here used to be a thirsty bloodsucker but gave it all up and became a yoga instructor. 1.2530 0.04246 166 133 24 9
3324 Tell us more about your Keto diet... 1.2530 0.04246 166 133 24 9
3325 We met at a retreat for hedge fund managers. 1.2530 0.04331 166 134 22 10
3326 He's not been the same since he switched to the Cabernet. 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
3327 I'll hold it while you sip 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
3328 So exactly what is the secret to your Bloody Mary mix? 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
3329 And this is our host insect. 1.2529 0.03919 170 133 31 6
3330 OK, OK, you’ve got a point! 1.2529 0.03829 170 132 33 5
3331 For whatever reason, he prefers red wine to blood. His wife, on the other hand . . . 1.2529 0.04029 174 138 28 8
3332 Your wine has good legs also. 1.2529 0.04111 174 139 26 9
3333 Bob's in human resources. 1.2529 0.04270 174 141 22 11
3334 We tried to persuade her to get a nose job so she would fit in better, but she said no. 1.2528 0.03805 178 139 33 6
3335 And I think you’ve met my husband, Nat... 1.2528 0.03721 178 138 35 5
3336 He finds your 'enormous bill' jokes offensive, even if it's about the bar tab." 1.2527 0.03587 182 140 38 4
3337 It’s a 2016 Zikafandel. 1.2527 0.03832 182 143 32 7
3338 Need a hand? 1.2527 0.03910 182 144 30 8
3339 He's got his Buzz on! 1.2527 0.03910 182 144 30 8
3340 I always say, 'great hosts, great party.' 1.2527 0.03832 182 143 32 7
3341 I did order a grasshopper straight up, not a red wine... 1.2527 0.04002 186 149 27 10
3342 It's Zinfandel. We are out of Bloody Mary." 1.2527 0.03621 186 144 37 5
3343 Sleep well, Gregor? 1.2526 0.03873 190 151 30 9
3344 Where do you buy your socks? 1.2526 0.03677 194 152 35 7
3345 And this is my emotional support arachnid. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
3346 Fred's blog has gone viral 1.2518 0.04907 139 114 15 10
3347 What happened, you bit A-Rod? 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
3348 I’m sorry, so you mean Mary’s blood? 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
3349 Wine! I thought you always had the Bloody Mary! 1.2517 0.04429 151 121 22 8
3350 Who provides you with comfort food? 1.2516 0.03729 155 118 35 2
3351 So glad you decided to come out of the closet! 1.2516 0.03947 155 120 31 4
3352 Felica is in charge of college tuition rates. 1.2516 0.04446 155 125 21 9
3353 I'm trying to make friends since they'll probably survive longer than we will. 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
3354 You know it's not really the blood of Christ? 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
3355 Petite Sirah is the closest I could find to blood. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
3356 It was supposed to be aged in “mesquite” casks, but my version has a bit more bite 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
3357 It’s ketchup,he can’t tell the difference. 1.2516 0.04086 159 125 28 6
3358 It was sort of a meet cute. He scurried and I screamed. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
3359 As requested, a bloody Mary, sans the celery. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
3360 Bob!! I didn't recognize you without a Bloody Mary in your hand! 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
3361 She said she wouldn't bite as long as we gave her vintage 1956 type O blood. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
3362 So, Zeka... I hear you are from the Dengue area of the West Nile? 1.2515 0.04551 163 134 17 12
3363 I'm sorry about the goblet…would you like me to roll up my sleeve for you? 1.2515 0.04381 163 132 21 10
3364 Where you come from, Bloody Mary has a whole different meaning. 1.2515 0.04308 167 135 22 10
3365 He's been referred to an a bloodsucking lawyer, but he doesn't seem to mind. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
3366 My apologies. He's just itching for an argument. 1.2515 0.03866 167 130 32 5
3367 And this is Larry, the reason I gave up on men. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
3368 Yes, it's bloody. I'm not sure if it's from Mary though 1.2515 0.04048 167 132 28 7
3369 Oh, hi Mos. Meet the Quitos. 1.2515 0.04137 167 133 26 8
3370 I said he was a blood-sucking loser. What part of that is offensive to you? 1.2515 0.03958 167 131 30 6
3371 So, how was skin-diving in the West Nile region? 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
3372 Zeke tells me that the radioactive waste spill was nothing to worry about 1.2515 0.03809 171 133 33 5
3373 I’m headed to the bar ... who will join me in doing a round of malaria shots? 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
3374 Excuse me, Could I have a straw? 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
3375 I'm having the stinger - he prefers merlot. 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
3376 Which one is Bloody Mary?? 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
3377 . . . and my wife is our new specialist in Infectious Diseases. 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
3378 Oh, Dear! I wish I could offer a straw, but we resolved to go green this year 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
3379 This is Emily. She can’t reach her own drink so she’ll be helping herself to yours. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
3380 Is it rude to ask how long your legs are? 1.2514 0.04009 175 139 28 8
3381 A little more Tabasco for your bloody Mary? 1.2514 0.03842 175 137 32 6
3382 Looks like the liquid diet's working, Doris. 1.2514 0.03842 175 137 32 6
3383 It's easier taking him out now that he's goblet-trained. 1.2514 0.04090 175 140 26 9
3384 Frankly, I prefer blood to burgundy 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
3385 Sara got in early when Zika went public. 1.2514 0.03949 179 142 29 8
3386 But six months in the Trump administration was enough for Phil, right honey? 1.2514 0.04028 179 143 27 9
3387 Come now dear, why the long face? It's your favorite - Type O. 1.2514 0.03869 179 141 31 7
3388 I offered him a brilliant Sauvignon Blanc but he insisted on a red. 1.2514 0.03617 179 138 37 4
3389 Not surprisingly, he handles most of our personal injury cases. 1.2514 0.04043 183 147 26 10
3390 Bloody Mary coming right up! 1.2514 0.03968 183 146 28 9
3391 Meet Zika, are any of you pregnant? 1.2514 0.03891 183 145 30 8
3392 This is Kafka's cousin, Theodore. He was the inspiration for the story we all love. 1.2513 0.03910 187 149 29 9
3393 One of these legs is hollow. 1.2513 0.03818 199 159 30 10
3394 I'm sorry Buzzy, all I have open is type O. 1.2512 0.03498 203 158 39 6
3395 I’m sorry—they just don’t see your point. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3396 I'm Aquarius and B positive 1.2500 0.03685 180 140 35 5
3397 Don't make a big deal or anything, but this is the guy I was telling you about. 1.2500 0.03649 176 136 36 4
3398 I thought you said you preferred red. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
3399 Why yes, indeed! My Uncle Tom, whom you're drinking now, was a cigar smoker and a prolific eater of dark chocolates, raspberries and the occasional hazelnut. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3400 Who needs a straw then? 1.2500 0.04050 172 137 27 8
3401 Yes, it's real human blood. No, it's not organic. 1.2500 0.03925 156 121 31 4
3402 I prefer more plasma in my drink. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
3403 I'm guessing you'll pass on the gin and tonic. 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
3404 Here's to preserving wildlife. 1.2500 0.03644 196 154 35 7
3405 He's not my blood type. 1.2500 0.04182 164 131 25 8
3406 Meet Dr. Skeeter. He's a hematologist. 1.2500 0.03715 196 155 33 8
3407 So glad you stopped by to wet your beak. 1.2500 0.03790 172 134 33 5
3408 Just remember, you wouldn't be invited to the party if we were outside. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
3409 We hav a bet, I say you ordered a stinger." 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
3410 I’ve never met anyone so interested in phlebotomy.” 1.2500 0.04115 168 134 26 8
3411 You look....how you say....Fly 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
3412 Come closer – unlike you, we don't bite. 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
3413 I don’t know why you’re needling us! 1.2500 0.04027 168 133 28 7
3414 We just got back from a camping trip. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
3415 You all talk about ageism, sexism, racism. What about bugism? And by the way, how do you expect me to drink out of this silly glass? 1.2500 0.04270 164 132 23 9
3416 This is the guy I was telling you about who can give you injections without a hypodermic! 1.2500 0.03850 180 142 31 7
3417 No, I said the wine has legs. 1.2500 0.04215 172 139 23 10
3418 I am famished, but he'll probably just peck at something. 1.2500 0.03989 176 140 28 8
3419 Claire is a bit of an expert on locally sourced reds. 1.2500 0.03938 168 132 30 6
3420 And a sparkling Sangria for our deep woods guest. 1.2500 0.03736 176 137 34 5
3421 It is, as Mr. Thurber once said, a naive domestic type o+ without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption. 1.2500 0.03542 192 149 38 5
3422 And this silly guy here was my third husband in a past life. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
3423 You make a good point. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
3424 That looks like a great Bloody Mary! 1.2500 0.03837 192 153 30 9
3425 Hi! I'm meased to pleat you. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
3426 Janice has a pointed comment on climate change. 1.2500 0.03949 184 147 28 9
3427 I took the liberty and got you a glass of red. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
3428 Am I intruding? 1.2500 0.03965 172 136 29 7
3429 Is it me or does this wine taste funny? 1.2500 0.03879 172 135 31 6
3430 He's usually partial to Bloody Marys. 1.2500 0.03873 184 146 30 8
3431 You make a great point. 1.2500 0.03879 172 135 31 6
3432 Am I bugging you? 1.2500 0.03904 164 128 31 5
3433 So your favorite drink is a Bloody Mary? 1.2500 0.04367 168 137 20 11
3434 Sorry, we only drink Bloody Mary's in the morning. 1.2500 0.03685 180 140 35 5
3435 Sure, I've been to the pyramids. 1.2500 0.04035 188 152 25 11
3436 She's not a fan of mixed drinks. For some reason she prefers reds. 1.2500 0.04115 168 134 26 8
3437 And this is our special guest, Dr. Aedes Cinereus, part of the esteemed Culicidae family... 1.2500 0.04526 164 135 17 12
3438 Mine’s bigger. 1.2500 0.04133 172 138 25 9
3439 See... I told you he doesn’t bite! 1.2500 0.03649 176 136 36 4
3440 So we are guessing one of those huge tropical mosquitoes, right? 1.2487 0.03407 197 152 41 4
3441 Sweetheart, I thought YOU were the designated driver! 1.2487 0.03676 193 152 34 7
3442 We love to reach across species. 1.2486 0.03698 185 145 34 6
3443 ....and, Alvin, your usual bloody Mary, ready for a toast everyone? 1.2486 0.03452 185 142 40 3
3444 Poor thing! Would you like a straw? 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
3445 I'm just wetting my beak. 1.2486 0.03777 185 146 32 7
3446 I'm starving - have seen any bites to eat?" 1.2486 0.03969 177 141 28 8
3447 Another Bloody Mary for you, Buzz? 1.2486 0.03631 177 137 36 4
3448 Tikka here just came in on an H1B visa because she has a job in aerodynamics. 1.2486 0.03631 177 137 36 4
3449 Egrets, I've had a few but then again... 1.2486 0.04193 173 140 23 10
3450 She seemed to be satisfied when I said it was a Bloody Mary. 1.2486 0.04193 173 140 23 10
3451 Is that a sangria? 1.2486 0.03945 173 137 29 7
3452 He has a buzz about him! 1.2486 0.03681 173 134 35 4
3453 As you can see, our law firm prides itself on transparency. 1.2486 0.03945 173 137 29 7
3454 Mose is studying the effects of climate warming on skin thickness 1.2486 0.03859 173 136 31 6
3455 Yes, but we fail to see where your point is in all this" 1.2485 0.04262 169 137 22 10
3456 So . . . . . . what is your point? 1.2485 0.03733 169 131 34 4
3457 I could get you a Bloody Mary instead. 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
3458 He prefers his alcohol straight, no blood. 1.2485 0.04006 169 134 28 7
3459 She makes an excellent Bloody Mary. 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
3460 I'd like to add you to my LinkedIn network 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
3461 Ready for another Blood Lite? Ha ha, kidding. More blood? 1.2485 0.04333 165 134 21 10
3462 How intriguing, can I poke in? 1.2485 0.04159 165 132 25 8
3463 His exquisite palate prefers AB-negative. 1.2485 0.03978 165 130 29 6
3464 So, is it a drinking problem? 1.2485 0.03884 165 129 31 5
3465 Professor, the Jones’ son is taking your entomology class. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
3466 He’s a vegan, Bob, I promise. 1.2484 0.03844 161 125 32 4
3467 Isn't she just adorable, I mean compared to a Tsetse fly." 1.2484 0.03636 161 123 36 2
3468 And Harold here is an all-around stickler -- a real Type AB positive kind of guy. 1.2484 0.04041 161 127 28 6
3469 We picked him up when we were on a cruise west on the Western side of the Nile. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
3470 ...and Buzz's new app predicts people's blood glucose levels based on an amalgamation of their medical, social media and credit bureau data. 1.2484 0.04136 161 128 26 7
3471 Excellent point about the wine. 1.2484 0.04229 161 129 24 8
3472 And here he is! This is my husband, Buzz. 1.2484 0.03944 161 126 30 5
3473 Yes, I know--there's a green drink named after that hopper bug. But no one needs another one that starts with 'Bloody'. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
3474 It’s a Bloody Mary with Mesquite. It gives you quite a buzz. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
3475 Say hello to my friend Bugsy. I met him at the flea market. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
3476 Surprisingly, not the least pleasant interaction of the night. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
3477 Rather than using insect repellent we distract her with a Bloody Mary 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
3478 Right you are! It's not human, but still a very good year. 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
3479 Say hello to my South American friend. 1.2484 0.03903 157 122 31 4
3480 This really isn't the time to ask for contributions. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
3481 Would you like a hand with that? 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
3482 I like it but it sips my drinks when I'm not looking. 1.2483 0.04141 149 117 27 5
3483 So that's where I am on climate change. Now my friend Ogahfu wants to show you where he is on the Hieronymus Bosch painting in the den. 1.2483 0.04354 149 119 23 7
3484 I give you the mosquito toast: “To Paul Theroux” 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
3485 How do you get enough protein on a liquid diet? 1.2475 0.03751 198 158 31 9
3486 You didn't have to take off your shoes before coming in. 1.2474 0.03659 194 153 34 7
3487 I thought you'd get a bloody mary? 1.2474 0.03802 194 155 30 9
3488 Woa, I’m all legs. 1.2473 0.03759 186 147 32 7
3489 he only likes the red. Good to the last drop! 1.2473 0.03891 182 145 29 8
3490 How could your penis only be that long? 1.2473 0.04118 182 148 23 11
3491 Meet Marcy, genus fluid. 1.2473 0.03649 182 142 35 5
3492 This is the Nothing But Nets fundraiser. The phlebotomists singles event is in the garden. 1.2473 0.03812 182 144 31 7
3493 Now, let's get to the point. 1.2472 0.03700 178 139 34 5
3494 The Bloody Mary is actually made with Tyler. 1.2472 0.04106 178 144 24 10
3495 Undertones of anise and overripe stone fruit with incipient notes of well-worn boot leather? Guess I'll have to sample that O-positive after all - assuming it's organic, of course..." 1.2472 0.03700 178 139 34 5
3496 I'm sorry for the misunderstanding. It's called tomato juice - there is no bloody Mary. 1.2472 0.03949 178 142 28 8
3497 He was done with the baby business, so he moved to DC swamps 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
3498 I already asked dear, they don't have any pilsner glasses. 1.2471 0.03662 174 135 35 4
3499 And of course, Charlie is back to his old self after a nasty flu bug. 1.2471 0.04009 174 139 27 8
3500 Mmm.....Bloody Mary, my favorite" 1.2471 0.04091 174 140 25 9
3501 Oh no, not wine for me, I asked for a martini stinger!! 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
3502 You must know all about checking for legs in that glass of wine! 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
3503 Is that the A positive? 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
3504 I swear, the more you drink, the less hungry you'll get. 1.2471 0.03925 174 138 29 7
3505 It's a red blend from The River Nile Winery. 1.2471 0.04250 174 142 21 11
3506 I thought you were extinct! Glad you are back! 1.2471 0.04171 174 141 23 10
3507 I want you to meet the Schultzes. Amanda's a birder and Brian's interest is bugs 1.2471 0.03752 174 136 33 5
3508 „He used to drink a lot, but people got sick of it.“ 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
3509 And her cocktail of choice is the stinger. 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
3510 What's the buzz on your end? 1.2471 0.03714 170 132 34 4
3511 How’s the Petite Sarah? 1.2471 0.03985 170 135 28 7
3512 So I told the bartender, "hey I can hold more than one drink. 1.2471 0.04071 170 136 26 8
3513 My sister got West Nile last summer too. 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
3514 We're trying to make our tastings more diverse... 1.2471 0.03897 170 134 30 6
3515 That's a brilliant point 1.2470 0.03767 166 129 33 4
3516 And the mosquito obviously chose the Bloody Mary 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
3517 Both Mother Theresa AND Ghengis Khan had malaria? Imagine that 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
3518 You look sad. May I suggest switching to a nice B-positive? 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
3519 Oh he knows Malaria, not Melanie. 1.2470 0.03767 166 129 33 4
3520 The bartender here is fantastic. This is medium bodied, fruity, spicy, with a rich finish....He's a perfectly balanced O negative. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
3521 I was just explaining that you really prefer a nice Chianti. 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
3522 A stinger is his beverage of choice. 1.2469 0.04113 162 129 26 7
3523 It’s totally fine if you have to buzz. 1.2468 0.04370 158 128 21 9
3524 Jesus, Lisa! You can't creep up on people like that. 1.2468 0.03984 158 124 29 5
3525 I'd like you to meet Mo, he's just flown up from Brazil 1.2468 0.03776 158 122 33 3
3526 You look a little distant tonight, Buzz. Oh my, sorry, I’m drinking Stoli Citronella. 1.2468 0.04448 154 125 20 9
3527 Jeremy's into netting. 1.2468 0.03833 154 119 32 3
3528 He’ll try and prick anybody after two drinks. 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
3529 No, I'm sorry. The Bloody Marys are all gone. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
3530 No, it's a Margarita, not a mosquita! 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
3531 You'll like this - A fruity nectar with orange blossom floral notes. 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
3532 And this is Merv. He started out the evening in a Tequelia bottle. 1.2464 0.04692 138 112 18 8
3533 No not good......I think I have a virus! 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
3534 Yes, Bloody Marys are typically served in glasses. 1.2460 0.03741 187 148 32 7
3535 Not all lawyers are blood suckers, but... 1.2460 0.04037 187 152 24 11
3536 Actually, my favorite drink is a Bloody Mary. 1.2459 0.03949 183 147 27 9
3537 It’s type O, vintage 1976. We hpope you enjoy it. 1.2459 0.03872 183 146 29 8
3538 Do you want to switch it for a Bloody Mary ? 1.2459 0.04098 183 149 23 11
3539 You must be from Wisconsin. 1.2458 0.04236 179 147 20 12
3540 Anyway, bug bombs don't kill bugs- bugs kill bugs. 1.2458 0.03929 179 143 28 8
3541 He makes a mean grasshopper. 1.2458 0.03766 179 141 32 6
3542 You'll like this blend; it's got a good bite. 1.2458 0.03595 179 139 36 4
3543 Who knew they even had a giant mosquito rescue center? 1.2457 0.03820 175 138 31 6
3544 There's really no blood in a bloody mary. 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
3545 It doesn't bite if you keep serving Bloody Marys. 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
3546 So you’re off Bloody Mary’s now and just drinking red wine? 1.2457 0.03733 175 137 33 5
3547 We have no blood. Will red wine do? 1.2457 0.03988 175 140 27 8
3548 I’m trying to make a point here. 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3549 Moe is headed to France to sample the vitners. 1.2456 0.03964 171 136 28 7
3550 Are you on the Atkins or Paleo diet? 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3551 He only drinks the finest vino hemo. 1.2456 0.03876 171 135 30 6
3552 Meet my friend Aedes. She's tasting the red tonight. 1.2456 0.03787 171 134 32 5
3553 I thought you preferred a stinger? 1.2455 0.04201 167 135 23 9
3554 I still don't understand why you only drink red wine 1.2455 0.03935 167 132 29 6
3555 You know what they say about long legs 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
3556 I thought you said this was the lifeblood of society! 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
3557 George and Teresa, I'd like you to meet Anopheles. He's an expert on the reds. 1.2455 0.03748 167 130 33 4
3558 She also drinks red wine. 1.2455 0.03748 167 130 33 4
3559 So guys, this is what all the buzz is about! 1.2455 0.04026 167 133 27 7
3560 Are you “carrying “ 1.2455 0.03843 167 131 31 5
3561 Am I FEELIN' this cosmo right now or should we all go camping? 1.2454 0.03901 163 128 30 5
3562 She's telling us that her wine doesn't have legs. 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
3563 It's OK. We're Democrats. 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
3564 Morrie, allow me to introduce our latest recruit to the firm. He’s a bloodsucker too! 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
3565 That cab has quite the nose, doesn't it? 1.2454 0.03901 163 128 30 5
3566 Spike was just saying he likes the legs on this red. 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
3567 Say hello to my other therapy pest. 1.2453 0.04158 159 127 25 7
3568 So exactly how rare is the AB-negative vintage? 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
3569 I"M not telling him he can't have a drink! 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
3570 No thanks. We divested from Monsanto about five years ago. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
3571 His buzz was wearing off. 1.2449 0.03970 196 160 24 12
3572 Please get the door - I called for a Swat Team .... 1.2449 0.04162 147 116 26 5
3573 At least it isn't 55% DEET. 1.2447 0.03646 188 148 34 6
3574 Don't worry about Malaria, the Quinine in your drink will keep you safe. 1.2446 0.03359 184 141 41 2
3575 Ever since he switched to red, we haven't had a bite since. 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
3576 My friend here invented the Grasshopper! 1.2444 0.03747 180 142 32 6
3577 And this is Bob, he can tell you all about Peter Parker. 1.2444 0.03490 180 139 38 3
3578 Be careful if she starts talking about her empty nest. 1.2444 0.03829 180 143 30 7
3579 I really enjoyed "Madame Butterfly" too.... 1.2443 0.03885 176 140 29 7
3580 Jill here headed up our inter-species genetic modification serum development program, until her students punked her. 1.2443 0.04049 176 142 25 9
3581 Birds aren't permitted in this co-op so you don't need to worry. 1.2442 0.04029 172 138 26 8
3582 Ah, here he is. Can I interest either one of you in Dengue or Yellow Fever? 1.2442 0.03767 172 135 32 5
3583 And as you can see, even the mosquitoes in this community are top class. 1.2442 0.03767 172 135 32 5
3584 This will really give you a buzz. 1.2442 0.03767 172 135 32 5
3585 Actually - I ordered a Bloody Mary 1.2442 0.03767 172 135 32 5
3586 Martha always brings her own bottle of red to drink… 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
3587 Be a dear and stalk an olive for me, would you? 1.2440 0.04005 168 134 27 7
3588 I love hosting parties where people cross-pollinate. 1.2440 0.03915 168 133 29 6
3589 I’m on a no carb diet too! 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
3590 Zork here apparently has that Fire in the Thorax. He'll be announcing his bid to become the 2020 Democratic nominee on Tuesday... . 1.2439 0.03880 164 129 30 5
3591 Classic Charlie, always going with a Red! 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
3592 This really sucks! 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
3593 It makes sense you work in the Trump Administration. Our president's a pest. 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
3594 You should have seen the SIZE of these rats... 1.2439 0.04068 164 131 26 7
3595 Gregor is not is usual self this evening 1.2437 0.04229 160 129 23 8
3596 Mmm, well... no, it was actually the Muscat wine I wanted to sample. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
3597 I totally get how life sucks. 1.2437 0.04039 160 127 27 6
3598 If we seem on edge, well, we still have trust issues. 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
3599 Do you need a straw with that? 1.2435 0.03582 193 152 35 6
3600 It’s not our fault, you bit us, so then just deal with your alcoholism. 1.2434 0.04378 152 123 21 8
3601 Have you met Gregor, Gregor Samsa? 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
3602 No, we were saying we don't like the humidity. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
3603 Yes, I try to be positive. 1.2434 0.03781 189 151 30 8
3604 Time to meet a few people before you buzz off? 1.2434 0.03855 189 152 28 9
3605 Susan, what did you say your favorite kind of red was? 1.2432 0.04025 148 116 28 4
3606 Excuse me. Is my Stinger spiked? 1.2432 0.03597 185 145 35 5
3607 Besides preferring red over white, how else has climate change affected you? 1.2432 0.03757 185 147 31 7
3608 Oh, Sally, would you join us in a lovely bottle of type O negative? We've been saving it for a special occasion. 1.2431 0.03729 181 143 32 6
3609 Did you really have to ask, red or white? 1.2431 0.03729 181 143 32 6
3610 ...and this is Roger, my fiance. He's the one all the buzz is about. 1.2431 0.03890 181 145 28 8
3611 I've never had a taste for crème de menthe, but Kyle always has a stinger. 1.2431 0.03848 144 111 31 2
3612 It’s wine. It’s WINE. It’s... wine. 1.2429 0.03948 177 142 27 8
3613 And this is my husband, Bill. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
3614 I don't want this martini I ordered a grasshopper. 1.2428 0.04252 173 142 20 11
3615 I got him from the 'Adopt a Pest' agency. 1.2428 0.04008 173 139 26 8
3616 But they are the hosts. 1.2426 0.03984 169 135 27 7
3617 I’m glad to see you’ve gone vegan and switched from human blood to alcohol! 1.2426 0.03803 169 133 31 5
3618 Stop whining--we don't have Bloody Marys! 1.2426 0.03709 169 132 33 4
3619 Welcome to Alaska! 1.2424 0.04046 165 132 26 7
3620 You've heard of Gregor Samsa, haven't you? 1.2424 0.04225 165 134 22 9
3621 Meet this years head of the National Flu Shot program 1.2424 0.04225 165 134 22 9
3622 That's strange, I don’t think we are serving a wine called B+ 1.2424 0.03762 165 129 32 4
3623 Okay,okay, you've made your point... 1.2424 0.04137 165 133 24 8
3624 ..Oh yes here's our Host now, Buzz meet Mal and Aria.. 1.2424 0.03859 165 130 30 5
3625 He is a vegetarian. 1.2422 0.04297 161 131 21 9
3626 I must apologize if my guests are bugging you. 1.2422 0.03715 161 125 33 3
3627 Come over and meet my friends! Don't worry, they won't get under your skin. 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
3628 Quite. I don't need a straw. 1.2422 0.04016 161 128 27 6
3629 You seem to have a buzz on. 1.2422 0.04112 161 129 25 7
3630 So you like reds but not Mos-juitos? 1.2420 0.03770 157 122 32 3
3631 Oh, good. You found the bottle of blood. 1.2419 0.03966 186 151 25 10
3632 Frank and Rita, I'd like you to meet my friend Aedes, who just flew in from Egypt. 1.2419 0.03414 186 144 39 3
3633 A perfect Bloody Mary, you say? 1.2419 0.03580 186 146 35 5
3634 We’re still not sure how our inter-species marriage will impact our kids. 1.2418 0.03937 153 120 29 4
3635 If you can wait a second I will get you a straw. 1.2418 0.03711 182 144 32 6
3636 It only looks like wine... 1.2416 0.03501 178 138 37 3
3637 Ready for another Bloody Mary, Mo? 1.2416 0.03846 178 142 29 7
3638 It's not alcohol but it's good. Thank you 1.2416 0.03763 178 141 31 6
3639 This Bloody Mary should hit the spot. 1.2414 0.04308 174 144 18 12
3640 Mosquitos are not always a nuisance & can be quite social!" 1.2414 0.03639 174 136 34 4
3641 So we’re all keto, that’s something. 1.2412 0.03963 170 136 27 7
3642 Irv, Jen this is Bo. He's in cotton. 1.2412 0.03963 170 136 27 7
3643 Rafe's in marketing. He helps clients move the needle. 1.2412 0.03594 170 132 35 3
3644 So tell us Daphne - do you find the Cabernet as interesting as the human blood you'd normally be drinking at a party like this? 1.2412 0.04135 170 138 23 9
3645 Shirley. The Bakers also spend the winter in Palm Beach. 1.2412 0.04049 170 137 25 8
3646 You just don't get the point! 1.2410 0.03624 195 155 33 7
3647 He really needs a straw! 1.2410 0.04202 166 135 22 9
3648 And that's how you make a Grasshopper. 1.2410 0.03933 166 132 28 6
3649 I see the Kafka diet is really working for you. 1.2410 0.03742 166 130 32 4
3650 You know Mr. Samsa. This is his cousin, Tim. 1.2408 0.03890 191 155 26 10
3651 Here, try a sip of this "hearty","full-bodied" red. It is exquisite. 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
3652 Did you steal my olives? 1.2407 0.04273 162 132 21 9
3653 You've all met Social Butterfly. This is her step-sister, Antisocial Mosquito. Don't offer to get fill up her drink. That's not wine. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
3654 And Jiminy here knows everything there is to know about The Beatles. 1.2407 0.04273 162 132 21 9
3655 Sorry, but straws aren't good for the environment. 1.2407 0.04273 162 132 21 9
3656 Give him a chance he'll grow on you. 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
3657 I hope you’re enjoying it-it’s type A cabernet! 1.2406 0.03643 187 148 33 6
3658 I love you" is three jabs of the beak and "I want to mate" is two 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
3659 'Most mosquitos prefer red.' 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
3660 and he never asks for a swizzle stick. 1.2405 0.03749 158 123 32 3
3661 Relax Sarah, I prefer blood with a lower alcohol content. 1.2404 0.04005 183 149 24 10
3662 I told Freud about my recurring dream of being Gregor Samsa, so he told me just because you're doomed doesn't mean you can't have a good time.....cheers! 1.2404 0.04079 183 150 22 11
3663 Drinks in me...sorry, drinks on me tonight. 1.2404 0.03773 183 146 30 7
3664 This is my other blood-sucking pest. 1.2403 0.04228 154 124 23 7
3665 I mean, alien lives matter too, right? 1.2403 0.04126 154 123 25 6
3666 I have two words for you: standing desk. 1.2403 0.04424 154 126 19 9
3667 It's just that you already told us the vodka stinger joke. 1.2403 0.04022 154 122 27 5
3668 Your drink is obviously a “Bloody Mary,” correct ? 1.2402 0.03908 179 144 27 8
3669 I feel the best I've felt in years. You should all think about giving up meat. 1.2402 0.03573 179 140 35 4
3670 Attractive nose, lots of legs, 86 points. 1.2402 0.04142 179 147 21 11
3671 No, it’s not actually nectar. That’s just what the mixologist calls it. 1.2402 0.03827 179 143 29 7
3672 Let me introduce the owner of the gallery. 1.2402 0.03827 179 143 29 7
3673 Well, Mark didn't have a snifter so I used this. 1.2400 0.03883 175 140 28 7
3674 We knew the climate crisis would drive your people inside, but … this. 1.2400 0.03710 175 138 32 5
3675 Oh, we first met at the Anne Rice fan-club, right honey? 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
3676 Try her homemade red, it has a certain bite to it 1.2398 0.03763 171 135 31 5
3677 Let me introduce you to my lawyer, Mr. Bloodsucker 1.2398 0.04113 171 139 23 9
3678 Guys, I'd like you to meet Aedes. She's a big fan of bloody marys. 1.2398 0.03854 171 136 29 6
3679 Dr. Brown, this is Moss Quito, a children's book character currently looking for an author. He had a strong tryout for "How Disease Is Spread" but a virus got the call. Perhaps you can adapt Moss for a medical book. 1.2398 0.03671 171 134 33 4
3680 Our kids go to the same Charter school . 1.2398 0.03576 171 133 35 3
3681 'What's your favorite red wine?' 'AB+' 1.2398 0.03942 171 137 27 7
3682 Can you recommend a good exterminator? 1.2396 0.03579 192 152 34 6
3683 Don't worry, he usually remembers some words after a few glasses of wine. 1.2396 0.03579 192 152 34 6
3684 Yes, I'd be glad to hold your glass while you sip your merlot. 1.2395 0.03625 167 130 34 3
3685 Your points are well taken 1.2395 0.03723 167 131 32 4
3686 This is my friend Zika, he just got back from the Caribbean. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
3687 Generous donors, hosts—-Sheila and Larry are all this and more. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
3688 He prefers the AA crowd. 1.2395 0.03912 167 133 28 6
3689 This saves time verses trying to find someone with excessive blood alcohol levels 1.2395 0.04003 167 134 26 7
3690 Ignore them. They’re just mad at the bartender because they wanted stingers too 1.2395 0.03818 167 132 30 5
3691 Frank and I are really made for each other. He's a type A, and I'm Type B Positive. 1.2393 0.04249 163 133 21 9
3692 Why do you always have a Bloody Mary? 1.2393 0.04159 163 132 23 8
3693 Perhaps you're related...Mosquito meet Moskowitz. 1.2391 0.03910 184 149 26 9
3694 It has iron, protein, zinc...we all chipped in a little. 1.2391 0.03593 184 145 34 5
3695 Mind if I have a sip of your bloody Mary? 1.2391 0.03675 184 146 32 6
3696 Agnes, do you have to argue with Jeff? Can't you at least agree that he has a point too? 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
3697 Now you didn't bring any friends this time, did you? Last time everyone was itching to go home. 1.2390 0.03936 159 126 28 5
3698 Honestly, you're the best bloodsucker we've ever had at one of these parties. 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
3699 If memory serves, a Bloody Mary with a half finger of Plutonium. 1.2390 0.03833 159 125 30 4
3700 No, my name is not Mary, and I am not a universal donor. 1.2389 0.04045 180 147 23 10
3701 This is Loretta, and yes, I initially only invited her here to set up a joke about a mosquito at a WASP party, but it turns out she also has some delightful Bill Engvall routines memorized and ready to recite! 1.2389 0.03555 180 141 35 4
3702 Really Joan! You brought him to the CDC party. 1.2389 0.03467 180 140 37 3
3703 She's fine as long as she is drinking big reds. 1.2389 0.03889 180 145 27 8
3704 And no matter how much Merlot or Pinot I make him try, Henry just can't stay away from human blood. 1.2387 0.04102 155 124 25 6
3705 He makes a good point! 1.2387 0.03999 155 123 27 5
3706 The straw ban is really harshing my mellow. 1.2386 0.03864 176 141 28 7
3707 Bloody Marys only in the morning, dear. 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
3708 I'd like you to meet Nat. He’ll be teaching Western Nihilism.” 1.2386 0.03947 176 142 26 8
3709 Just one, though - more than two and she´s anybody´s. 1.2386 0.03864 176 141 28 7
3710 Is that stinger made with brandy or cognac? 1.2386 0.03603 176 138 34 4
3711 I'd like to introduce you to Jan. She just flew in from Brazil. 1.2385 0.04477 130 104 21 5
3712 I see you're drinking their O'Positive. I hear it's to die for. 1.2384 0.04172 151 121 24 6
3713 This claret is superb! I think its a type-O. 1.2384 0.04064 151 120 26 5
3714 It sounds like you have an interesting story to tell. 1.2384 0.04091 172 140 23 9
3715 How do you like your Bloody Mary? 1.2384 0.03834 172 137 29 6
3716 Let's talk more after the meal. 1.2384 0.03921 172 138 27 7
3717 So tell us your position on GMOs. 1.2384 0.03652 172 135 33 4
3718 No one said you were being noisy ! 1.2384 0.03744 172 136 31 5
3719 Ok, Ok, I get the point".... 1.2383 0.03923 193 158 24 11
3720 Oh hon, you forgot to put your human suit on. 1.2381 0.04070 168 136 24 8
3721 A Toast to blood ties! 1.2381 0.04242 168 138 20 10
3722 I think you have had enough Bloody Marys! 1.2381 0.03982 168 135 26 7
3723 John here is not an energy vampire, he is an energy mosquito. Less sexy, more annoying. 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
3724 I assume you mean a blood orange cocktail? 1.2381 0.03798 168 133 30 5
3725 I hated him when we first met. 1.2381 0.03762 189 152 29 8
3726 If you would just TRY a martini.... 1.2381 0.04157 168 137 22 9
3727 It’s actually made with Mary’s blood. 1.2378 0.03891 185 150 26 9
3728 We get your point 1.2378 0.03657 185 147 32 6
3729 Why are you O-so Negative about this vintage. 1.2378 0.03737 185 148 30 7
3730 I'd stick with phlebotomy, it's Amazon-proof. 1.2378 0.03657 185 147 32 6
3731 The unintended consequences of using a bio active insecticide. 1.2378 0.03656 164 128 33 3
3732 What? He followed us home from the science museum! 1.2378 0.03757 164 129 31 4
3733 He asked for a Bloody Mary. 1.2378 0.03656 164 128 33 3
3734 No, I'd be happy to hold your glass lower. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
3735 It's not that you're bugging me, it's just that you're always sticking your beak into everybody's business. 1.2378 0.04044 164 132 25 7
3736 Not only this, but she vacuums, folds laundry, cleans windows, and lays the most delicious eggs. 1.2378 0.03951 164 131 27 6
3737 Charles, Meredith; I'd like you to meet one of my grad students from the Entomology Department. Not surprisingly he has an inflated opinion of himself. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
3738 It's locally sourced from the man by the TV. 1.2376 0.03870 181 146 27 8
3739 Let me introduce you to Vlad and Zelda, our local vampires. 1.2375 0.03812 160 126 30 4
3740 You'd have to agree, that vintage conveys just a hint of mesquite. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
3741 With all the stories about the Zika scare and all, we may just stay home this summer. 1.2375 0.03914 160 127 28 5
3742 Yes, I am a bird beak and I suppose you are a stuffed shirt. 1.2374 0.03715 198 160 29 9
3743 Welcome to the Entomology faculty! We hope you’ll feel right at home here as an adjunct. 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
3744 Who’s up for Hide and Zika? 1.2373 0.04008 177 144 24 9
3745 The doctor is very involved in research to prevent malaria 1.2373 0.03673 177 140 32 5
3746 Excited to try out her new joke, Carol failed to notice the look of extreme thirst in Jerry's eyes. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
3747 I’m surprised you didn’t have a Bloody Mary? 1.2373 0.03494 177 138 36 3
3748 He says he’s from Winnipeg, and he prefers the red. 1.2373 0.03844 177 142 28 7
3749 My favorite singer? Skeeter Davis, who else? 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
3750 It’s a Pinot GrigiO-negative 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
3751 Ay! Why does Mary's blood taste like tomato juice? 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
3752 One Bloody Mary, plain, no ice. 1.2372 0.03871 156 123 29 4
3753 He's got A Positive outlook on life. 1.2371 0.03621 194 155 32 7
3754 You must try her authentic version of a Bloody Mary. 1.2370 0.03901 173 139 27 7
3755 This is my youngest, he's finally come out of his cocoon. Let's hope he doesn't suck the life out of the party. 1.2370 0.03986 173 140 25 8
3756 The Smith’s want to know why I have to kill you after we have sex this evening. 1.2370 0.03725 173 137 31 5
3757 I'm not against insects, just against insecticide regulation. 1.2370 0.04070 173 141 23 9
3758 We met online and just had so much in common! 1.2370 0.04151 173 142 21 10
3759 How’s my bloody Mary? 1.2368 0.04251 152 123 22 7
3760 Dr. Buzz flew in from the future to speak about global warming, 1.2368 0.04147 152 122 24 6
3761 Another Bloody 1.2367 0.04219 169 139 20 10
3762 ..and this is my friend Ramadan, we met when I was on that cruise along the Nile. 1.2367 0.03960 169 136 26 7
3763 I see you’ve switched to red wine. 1.2366 0.03640 186 148 32 6
3764 I requested a brandy stinger. 1.2366 0.03640 186 148 32 6
3765 Stuart's been doing work on climate change adaptivity." 1.2365 0.04431 148 121 19 8
3766 I think the climate changes have affected evolution of some species! 1.2365 0.04326 148 120 21 7
3767 Dan was just kidding. He knows that an O-positive martini is too a thing. 1.2365 0.03995 148 117 27 4
3768 And I’m sure you’ve heard all the buzz about Mo and his family who just moved into the neighborhood... 1.2364 0.03834 165 131 29 5
3769 This is Jeff, he's a trademark and copyright lawyer. 1.2364 0.04022 165 133 25 7
3770 So..I met him at this bar in Brazil. 1.2364 0.03929 165 132 27 6
3771 It’s not a Bloody Mary, why? 1.2363 0.03689 182 145 31 6
3772 Gender AND species? Well Helen, you have our full support. 1.2363 0.03521 182 143 35 4
3773 He prefers O-! 1.2363 0.03771 182 146 29 7
3774 Just put it on the bill. 1.2363 0.03689 182 145 31 6
3775 No Bloody Mary for you today I see. 1.2363 0.03771 182 146 29 7
3776 Careful, or he might just drink you under the table 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
3777 Let's make a toast to calamine lotion! 1.2360 0.03893 161 128 28 5
3778 No specific diet, I've just been eating like a bird. 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
3779 So, what do you do for work? 1.2360 0.04087 161 130 24 7
3780 As I said, this pairs well with a light-bodied Pinot Noir! 1.2360 0.03791 161 127 30 4
3781 Can I get you a straw? 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
3782 Mark just wanted a few sips of blood, but I wasn't letting him go, one thing lead to another and well, our fifth anniversary is in two months. 1.2360 0.04181 161 131 22 8
3783 Does the mesquite flavor really come from mosquitos? 1.2360 0.03907 178 144 26 8
3784 This isn't what we had in mind when you said he was a "catch." 1.2360 0.03907 178 144 26 8
3785 Your Bloody Mary ok, Skeeter? 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
3786 For piercing social commentary, we always turn to you. 1.2357 0.03741 157 123 31 3
3787 All I heard growing up was 'Why can't you be more like Gregor?' 1.2357 0.03849 157 124 29 4
3788 Jake here is our best bloodsucker but even HE didn't know the difference between an autocrat and a crime boss. 1.2356 0.03706 174 138 31 5
3789 Well Henry, it’s your classic ‘catch 22’. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not all after you! 1.2356 0.03522 174 136 35 3
3790 Why not try...ouch!...the Bloody Mary 1.2356 0.03706 174 138 31 5
3791 You wouldn't know it, but she's the greatest blood sucker in Manhattan. 1.2356 0.03794 174 139 29 6
3792 She use to be a real bloodsucker. Now, after a drink or two shes, not such a prick. 1.2356 0.03794 174 139 29 6
3793 Go easy on the Bloody Marys. 1.2356 0.03942 191 157 23 11
3794 Yes, it a red. 1.2356 0.03457 208 166 35 7
3795 Hal is a genetic mosquito mutation. Achieving human size wasn't that difficult...the big challenge was transitioning him from red blood to red wine. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
3796 What piqued you enough to come out as an anti vaxxer? 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
3797 I was just telling Bob and Susan here about your little mishap at the Children's bloodrive. 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
3798 Tito, I want you to meet Frank. You both have a lot in common. Every time you get attached to someone, they go berserk and sweep you aside. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
3799 Have you tried the red? 1.2353 0.04027 170 138 24 8
3800 That was quite a stinger, er, I mean, zinger! 1.2353 0.03850 170 136 28 6
3801 Turns out, he gets a better buzz when he cuts out the middle man. 1.2353 0.03940 170 137 26 7
3802 So...your work as a phlebotomist doesn't really scratch that itch? 1.2353 0.03542 187 148 34 5
3803 I've grown exponentially since I changed to only drinking from the exeragerated swamp left in the White House. 1.2353 0.04196 170 140 20 10
3804 That is not what I meant about biting commentary. 1.2353 0.03682 153 119 32 2
3805 If you sip it through your front teeth, it really lets you taste the tannins. 1.2353 0.03853 187 152 26 9
3806 Chateau Oxblood 92 1.2350 0.03589 183 145 33 5
3807 Woah you're right, human blood is much better than Merlot 1.2350 0.03671 183 146 31 6
3808 Ah, so that's why they call it a beaker. 1.2350 0.03832 183 148 27 8
3809 Maybe if you tried spreading good will, instead? 1.2350 0.03985 183 150 23 10
3810 I never realized what a social gadfly he is 'til now. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
3811 That's so interesting, how do you spell Chikungunya? 1.2349 0.04266 166 137 19 10
3812 It’s a rare side effect of his malaria medication. Fortunately the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation sends him a gallon of fresh blood every week. 1.2349 0.03814 166 132 29 5
3813 I am drinking a stinger but I didn't mean anything by it. 1.2349 0.03717 166 131 31 4
3814 Hmm...Roundup you say? 1.2349 0.03855 149 117 29 3
3815 Guys, I would like you to meet Arthur. He puts food on the table as a web designer." 1.2346 0.04122 179 148 20 11
3816 Meet the inventor of the "grasshopper" 1.2346 0.03967 179 146 24 9
3817 Oh there you are Robert. I was just telling everyone how we met at the aviary last summer. 1.2346 0.03871 162 129 28 5
3818 Keep drinking, humans. I enjoy red wine. 1.2346 0.03668 162 127 32 3
3819 He said he’s upset you both ignored the dress code for this party and came covered up. 1.2346 0.04249 162 133 20 9
3820 Ronald, take off that ridiculous mask. 1.2346 0.03771 162 128 30 4
3821 Stanley's new memoir is generating quite a lot of buzz. 1.2344 0.03709 192 155 29 8
3822 Think of it as my own personal straw. 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
3823 West Nile? New York." 1.2343 0.03504 175 137 35 3
3824 No, I will not toast to a long life. Mine's very short. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
3825 Pinot Noir? I thought Bloody Marys were your go-to? 1.2342 0.03720 158 124 31 3
3826 I don’t mean to be nosy but something’s been bugging me. 1.2342 0.04131 158 128 23 7
3827 You're getting red wine from here on out. The guests are beginning to catch on. 1.2340 0.03684 188 151 30 7
3828 Anyone interested in a Bloody Mary? 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
3829 Go ahead and freshen up that Bloody Mary. 1.2340 0.03760 188 152 28 8
3830 He’s not a Thermodynamic Drinking Bird, he just drinks. 1.2340 0.03684 188 151 30 7
3831 Having a grasshopper, are you? 1.2339 0.03830 171 137 28 6
3832 You make lousy Bloody Marys. 1.2339 0.03919 171 138 26 7
3833 You must be a politician. 1.2339 0.04091 171 140 22 9
3834 The bartender was out of Bloody Mary mix. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
3835 It's a delicious red blend, you'll have to try it. 1.2338 0.04099 154 124 24 6
3836 Meet Larry, whom I invited since he's a social insect 1.2338 0.03886 154 122 28 4
3837 I wanted mine in a tall glass 1.2335 0.04156 167 137 21 9
3838 Too much red wine turns Arthur into an insect. 1.2335 0.04069 167 136 23 8
3839 Val was just telling me about this amazing new blood fast she's been following. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
3840 I thought your favorite drink was a bloody Mary. 1.2335 0.03979 167 135 25 7
3841 So what's better than a Bloody Mary? 1.2335 0.03697 167 132 31 4
3842 And this is Helen, my friend from Minnesota." 1.2335 0.03697 167 132 31 4
3843 Yes, but don't you think we're all discriminated against? 1.2335 0.03887 167 134 27 6
3844 The Smiths don’t understand your Kafka cosplay 1.2335 0.03598 167 131 33 3
3845 Try the Red Blend, it’s delicious. 1.2333 0.04168 150 121 23 6
3846 It's not you, it's me. 1.2333 0.03704 180 144 30 6
3847 I want to know all the buzz. 1.2333 0.03868 180 146 26 8
3848 Tiffany, is that you? Only one month on your new diet and you look fabulous! And you MUST tell me who did your rhinoplasty procedure! 1.2333 0.03619 180 143 32 5
3849 He tends to poke his nose into private conversations 1.2331 0.04042 163 132 24 7
3850 Funny, I didn't notice you get a drink. 1.2330 0.03487 176 138 35 3
3851 Sorry, we’te “No straws, please” people 1.2330 0.03925 176 143 25 8
3852 They say mosquito nets save lives, but at what cost? 1.2330 0.03756 176 141 29 6
3853 Have you made any plans for your nest egg? 1.2330 0.03668 176 140 31 5
3854 He sleeps better when he has a few 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
3855 Now let's see your magic trick. 1.2329 0.04351 146 119 20 7
3856 I wouldn't mind getting buzzed. 1.2327 0.03909 159 127 27 5
3857 Paleo wasn't austere enough for Ewan, so now he's committing to the Pre-Cambrian Diet. 1.2327 0.04108 159 129 23 7
3858 Dave's a sucker for a bowl of red wine 1.2327 0.03806 159 126 29 4
3859 Now, isn't that better? 1.2326 0.03985 172 140 24 8
3860 Hey, you like sticking your nose into other people's business, you have to meet Brenda over here. 1.2324 0.03636 185 148 31 6
3861 Ronnie's joining us from the Minneapolis office." 1.2324 0.03794 185 150 27 8
3862 Well,as you may have heard,Ned,here,has caused quite the buzz around town. 1.2323 0.04075 155 125 24 6
3863 I think he was just trying to make a point 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
3864 I'm never invited, but I can't pass up a good drink of red... 1.2321 0.03678 168 133 31 4
3865 Such a connoisseur, but he stll prefers Bill's blood to a good Merlot. 1.2321 0.04047 168 137 23 8
3866 And This Is A Stinger 1.2321 0.03958 168 136 25 7
3867 So, Cheryl tells me you're in buzz marketing? 1.2321 0.03773 168 134 29 5
3868 ...and Chuck, here, takes at least half the Eucharist literally. 1.2320 0.03849 181 147 26 8
3869 And you are having? .....I won’t ask 1.2316 0.03822 177 143 27 7
3870 Do you find it gives you more of a buzz than blood? 1.2316 0.03470 177 139 35 3
3871 Any nits to pick, he’s your man ! 1.2316 0.03871 190 156 24 10
3872 It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kafka! 1.2315 0.03565 203 164 31 8
3873 hmmm... a different kind of buzz, you say? 1.2315 0.03280 203 160 39 4
3874 Careful flying home if you get buzzed on bloody Marys. 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
3875 The worm in that bottle of Mezcal just grew up. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
3876 The say red wine is actually good for your hemolymph. 1.2312 0.03785 160 127 29 4
3877 can I get a blood and tonic instead? 1.2312 0.03987 160 129 25 6
3878 Well, it works out: I do the child-rearing, she brings home the blood meals. 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
3879 And I thought I was the blood sucker." Melinda thought to herself as Susan pitched her third pyramid scheme of the night 1.2312 0.03887 160 128 27 5
3880 He's from south of the border - slipped through a crack in the wall. 1.2312 0.03785 160 127 29 4
3881 Let me introduce out guest speaker on the pros of only drinking 'reds'. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
3882 Bloody Mary, Max, or Mindy? 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
3883 I'd like you to meet our new nanny, Malaria 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
3884 If you stick your drink in front of him, he'll bob right into it. 1.2312 0.03514 173 136 34 3
3885 He really loves very bloody Marie’s ! 1.2312 0.03417 173 135 36 2
3886 Can I get you something in a different glass? 1.2312 0.03537 186 148 33 5
3887 My favorite is Bloody Mary 1.2308 0.03585 195 157 31 7
3888 That's interesting, but what's the point? 1.2308 0.03584 182 145 32 5
3889 Unlike you, we don't bite." 1.2308 0.03667 182 146 30 6
3890 "We like to swish it around in our mouths." 1.2308 0.03829 182 148 26 8
3891 When I asked you for a drink, did you have to make it a Grasshopper? 1.2308 0.04251 156 128 20 8
3892 Yes! It is a gin-and-tonic. And, I presume you are having a Bloody Mary? 1.2308 0.03667 182 146 30 6
3893 You want less nose and a fuller body? Try the Cab! 1.2308 0.03658 169 134 31 4
3894 Gary and I are participating in a partner swap this month to raise money for charity! I'd say we're adjusting to it pretty well, aren't we Gary? 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
3895 Sure you can drink as much as you want, just don't fly home drunk. 1.2308 0.03561 169 133 33 3
3896 Thanks for joining our 'Save the Bog' campaign! 1.2308 0.04152 156 127 22 7
3897 ... And you think you’re swamped! 1.2308 0.03356 195 154 37 4
3898 OK. Who spiked my drink with malathion. 1.2308 0.03948 156 125 26 5
3899 She's very big into the Ani-vax movment. 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
3900 OK, now stop bugging me 1.2308 0.03985 182 150 22 10
3901 He prefers red wine to Mojitos. I think it’s the color. 1.2308 0.03667 182 146 30 6
3902 Always ready to drop in for a Bloody Mary... 1.2304 0.03481 204 164 33 7
3903 We promissed him that if he'd quit blood and choose the door instead of windows, he could become one of us. 1.2304 0.03055 191 147 44 0
3904 I’ve had earthier. 1.2303 0.03966 178 146 23 9
3905 He would make the perfect pet if he could only handle his liquor better. 1.2303 0.03453 178 140 35 3
3906 I'm on the Moscato diet, we only dine at dusk. 1.2303 0.03718 178 143 29 6
3907 Now, you're sure Saturday Night Fever is the one that causes hallucination? 1.2303 0.03885 178 145 25 8
3908 John and Ree Pellent, please meet Mose Kito. I believe you have shared interests. 1.2303 0.03998 165 134 24 7
3909 Thanks, but I meant a real Bloody Mary. 1.2303 0.04089 165 135 22 8
3910 Your pointed inference does not work here. 1.2303 0.03808 165 132 28 5
3911 Ya know, my blood type says I'm A Positive, but these days all I can do is be negative. 1.2303 0.04119 152 123 23 6
3912 You met Harvey, my accountant? 1.2303 0.04223 152 124 21 7
3913 I don't think this Bloody Mary is going to cut it... 1.2300 0.03524 200 161 32 7
3914 You're welcome here as long as you keep your sipper in your own glass. 1.2299 0.03601 187 150 31 6
3915 Well, we have been hitting the gym, going for walks and we drink strictly O positive now. 1.2299 0.03521 187 149 33 5
3916 Do you mean your buzz is bigger than your bite right now 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
3917 Our fly on the wall got outed so we’re trying something new with Buzz here. 1.2299 0.03858 174 141 26 7
3918 This is the worst Bloody Mary ever! 1.2299 0.03590 174 138 32 4
3919 We've heard there's a big buzz around you. 1.2299 0.03400 174 136 36 2
3920 Egypt was fabulous. Really? The Nile was intoxicating. What part? Oh, mostly the West. 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
3921 I mean, obviously the neighborhood has always been pro diversity. 1.2299 0.03682 174 139 30 5
3922 Perhaps our guest would be more comfortable with a Pilsener glass. 1.2299 0.03858 174 141 26 7
3923 Meet my student loans. 1.2299 0.03858 174 141 26 7
3924 This is my boyfriend, Mark. He's a politician! 1.2299 0.03943 174 142 24 8
3925 Don't worry, he won't bug you. 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
3926 ...and how do you know the Baumwells? 1.2298 0.03866 161 129 27 5
3927 Some of my best friends are attorneys! 1.2298 0.04062 161 131 23 7
3928 And this is your new upstairs neighbor Mr Harris, he works for the IRS. 1.2298 0.03764 161 128 29 4
3929 I would prefer a bloody mary 1.2296 0.03712 196 160 27 9
3930 I thought you preferred second-hand wine 1.2296 0.03419 196 156 35 5
3931 Mind if I try yours? 1.2296 0.03568 196 158 31 7
3932 Stick to your glass, O.K.? 1.2295 0.03811 183 149 26 8
3933 Can I get you Bloody Mary instead? 1.2294 0.03542 170 134 33 3
3934 Mark, you've got to shut up about Vector Marketing. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
3935 Let me introduce you to our host insect. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
3936 Thank you for choosing a Mosquito Bay vacation. Enjoy your lemon liqueur with a hint of citronella. 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
3937 It's just what its called. It's just tomato juice. No 'Mary' involved. 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
3938 Would you prefer a nice locally sourced blood? 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
3939 I was just telling the Hornsbys that you were thinking of throwing your hat in the ring for 2020 ! 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
3940 I never called you a bloodsucker. 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
3941 I started out biting morning drinkers, but then decided it was safer going directly to the source." 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
3942 I disagree, Gregor. You're not an abomination, and I'm glad that you were born! 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
3943 Please meet the head of our infestation user experience team. 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
3944 Hey! You're the guy in the office! 1.2293 0.03820 157 125 28 4
3945 The tongue feel is good, but it doesn't have legs. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
3946 Can I interest you in a refill of your bloody Mary? 1.2293 0.04226 157 129 20 8
3947 And Zorg here, for obvious reasons, is having a Bloody Mary. 1.2293 0.04128 157 128 22 7
3948 I don't care what you say, Lucille. I'm not going vegetarian. 1.2291 0.03783 179 145 27 7
3949 Allow me to introduce you to our honorable pest. 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
3950 She's okay with house red. 1.2289 0.03788 166 133 28 5
3951 -Brenda, Ted: this is Anopheles from Mozambique. He's settling down in NY . -Muito obrigado...! Love this city!! Nice work with the weather. 1.2289 0.03976 166 135 24 7
3952 I know what you mean. You give one person the plague and all of a sudden you 1.2289 0.04156 166 137 20 9
3953 I thought putting blood in a wine glass was the right thing to do. 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
3954 He’s a low-maintenance guest. Gets his own refills. 1.2289 0.03436 201 161 34 6
3955 West Nile anyone? 1.2288 0.03988 153 123 25 5
3956 But I've been donating to your organization every summer since I can remember,and I've never gotten a tax receipt. 1.2287 0.03584 188 151 31 6
3957 Thanks, but when I said red I meant red blood 1.2286 0.04006 175 144 22 9
3958 Would you prefer another vessel?" 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
3959 I believe you know Zeke. 1.2286 0.03923 175 143 24 8
3960 I'm always bugged by the pretentious atmosphere at these parties. 1.2284 0.04039 162 132 23 7
3961 So, do you have any annoying cousins? 1.2284 0.03844 162 130 27 5
3962 and the grasshopper is our special drink of the day.. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
3963 Mos, here, invented the Bloody Mary. 1.2284 0.03533 162 127 33 2
3964 This is Phil, our resident party insect. 1.2284 0.03943 162 131 25 6
3965 Jen and Frank, meet my capitalist friend, Marcia. 1.2283 0.03945 184 152 22 10
3966 So, Ms. Mosquito, are you enjoying the Bloody Mary? 1.2282 0.03941 149 119 26 4
3967 It's the latest pet craze. Ed ordered it from Suriname. 1.2282 0.04164 149 121 22 6
3968 Hey, where did you get the red wine? 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
3969 Well, yes, I do find it funny that you're drinking a Mojito. 1.2281 0.03714 171 137 29 5
3970 The next time you want a refill could you just ask the bartender for the bottled "red?" 1.2281 0.03895 171 139 25 7
3971 I have nothing against whites. 1.2281 0.04152 171 142 19 10
3972 He especially likes the worm at the bottom of the drink. 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
3973 Don't you just love Hal's Bloody Mary's? 1.2281 0.03806 171 138 27 6
3974 Meet the exterminators. They can help you with your problem. 1.2280 0.03672 193 157 28 8
3975 He gets pretty buzzed drinking all of my sangria 1.2278 0.03466 158 123 34 1
3976 He said he wasn't gonna come but he's always a sucker for some red stuff! 1.2278 0.03799 158 126 28 4
3977 I am here as the spokesperson for Bug Zapper. 1.2278 0.04105 158 129 22 7
3978 Thanks for coming to my outdoor barbeque in July! Have you three all met? 1.2278 0.04202 158 130 20 8
3979 Me? Director of Genetic Material Control. I keep the lid on what we do. 1.2278 0.03903 158 127 26 5
3980 Can we accommodate your other arms with a drink? 1.2278 0.03508 180 143 33 4
3981 From the IV into the glass, it's that simple! 1.2278 0.03508 180 143 33 4
3982 'Kept drinking, eventually evolved a straw.' 1.2278 0.03765 180 146 27 7
3983 And what's with the annoying sound, right? 1.2278 0.03508 180 143 33 4
3984 ...and Mr. Proboscis here has brought us a charming little nectar that I think you'll find diverting. 1.2278 0.03508 180 143 33 4
3985 I'm so sorry, how do you make a Bloody Mary in your culture? 1.2278 0.03846 180 147 25 8
3986 Mr. Skeeter, what kind of Reds do you perfer? 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
3987 This is Michael. He’s new to wine. 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
3988 ... And you think I'm a bloodsucker!?!?!? 1.2275 0.03768 167 134 28 5
3989 Don’t worry, he’s in rehab. 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
3990 Howard's doctor moved him to red wine. All those the Bloody Mary's were making him horribly bloated. 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
3991 He likes a wine with a long finish. 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
3992 He prefers to whet his beak with a nice Pinot Noir. 1.2275 0.03469 167 131 34 2
3993 Morty, tell that story about the tiny baby heads again. 1.2275 0.04045 167 137 22 8
3994 Good Bloody Mary, don't you think?! 1.2275 0.03469 167 131 34 2
3995 Donna, how is the diet going? Can I get you another O-lite? 1.2273 0.03732 176 142 28 6
3996 Please join us, until you need a refill. 1.2273 0.04174 154 126 21 7
3997 ...or do you prefer reds? 1.2273 0.03644 176 141 30 5
3998 She’s fundraising for the ban on plastic straws 1.2273 0.03818 176 143 26 7
3999 Not to mention you're a 3-time regional champion of Twister! 1.2273 0.03732 176 142 28 6
4000 You should come to our bookclub "Gnats & Nietzsche" 1.2273 0.03903 176 144 24 8
4001 Where did you say you're from? 1.2270 0.04110 163 134 21 8
4002 This if Fred -- he too a blood sucking lawyer. 1.2270 0.04201 163 135 19 9
4003 This red lingers on my palate 1.2270 0.03823 163 131 27 5
4004 ...and this is our new neighbor - the first to entomologize the neighborhood. 1.2270 0.03921 163 132 25 6
4005 Aedes here just moved from South America. 1.2270 0.04017 163 133 23 7
4006 This glass of red doesn't suck. 1.2268 0.03581 194 157 30 7
4007 Anything buzzworthy? 1.2267 0.03875 172 140 25 7
4008 A very Bloody Mary, I presume. 1.2267 0.03506 172 136 33 3
4009 For some reason, our pet mosquito always chooses red. 1.2267 0.03961 172 141 23 8
4010 Sorry, we don’t use blood in our Sangria. 1.2267 0.03695 172 138 29 5
4011 See, I told you that somebody would appreciate our blood donations. 1.2267 0.03917 150 120 26 4
4012 This is that creepy bloodsucker I was telling you about. 1.2265 0.03578 181 145 31 5
4013 He only drinks Bloody Marys. 1.2265 0.03663 181 146 29 6
4014 I was just telling them I can't find my glasses, Jeffrey. 1.2265 0.03746 181 147 27 7
4015 Drinking whiskey turns him into an animal. 1.2265 0.03578 181 145 31 5
4016 What type of red is that? 1.2265 0.03746 181 147 27 7
4017 THE COW I BIT ATE GENETICALLY MODIFIED CORN. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
4018 Sarah here is vegan too. 1.2264 0.03983 159 129 24 6
4019 'Well, we're all about creativity here but I think I speak for us all when I say we prefer the conventional Bloody Mary' 1.2263 0.03993 190 159 19 12
4020 I understand you're from the Bay area? 1.2263 0.03471 190 152 33 5
4021 And this is Spike from Internal Audit. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
4022 I finally got him to give up those silly experiments now if I can get him to give drinking. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
4023 Wine is just an OK replacement on the vegan diet. 1.2262 0.03842 168 136 26 6
4024 Go ahead and ask, she won't bite you know. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
4025 This is Herschel. He converted to Christianity and now only drinks the blood of Christ. 1.2260 0.04123 177 148 18 11
4026 You guys have more in common than you might think. 1.2260 0.03444 177 140 34 3
4027 Congrats on your metamorphosis. It's so meta. 1.2260 0.03883 177 145 24 8
4028 I believe it's a merlot. 1.2260 0.03444 177 140 34 3
4029 And I thought that pinot your drinking has a long nose-- 1.2258 0.03609 155 122 31 2
4030 ...and this is Franz Kafka's uncle. 1.2258 0.04249 155 128 19 8
4031 I just flew in from Florida, and, boy, are my arms tired! 1.2258 0.03834 155 124 27 4
4032 I'm ashamed to say it, but as a city girl, my exposure to insects has been rather limited. 1.2258 0.03609 155 122 31 2
4033 I’ll drink to metamorphosis ! 1.2256 0.03255 195 154 38 3
4034 I was afraid the tropics might be less civilized. 1.2256 0.03900 164 133 25 6
4035 Actually he's naturalized 1.2256 0.03600 164 130 31 3
4036 The martini is quite good, but I see you’ve gone for a red. 1.2256 0.03994 164 134 23 7
4037 Your husband's already eaten? 1.2256 0.04087 164 135 21 8
4038 Hmm...looks like a Bloody Mary to me... 1.2255 0.03531 204 166 30 8
4039 Don’t worry. He’s satisfied with the Bloody Mary. 1.2254 0.03676 173 139 29 5
4040 I prefer the red Bordeauxs myself. I have a peculiar eye and taste for all things red. 1.2254 0.03583 173 138 31 4
4041 How did the flies go with that Cabernet? 1.2254 0.04108 173 144 19 10
4042 Diane, am I picking up some Mesquite flavour profiles on this wine? 1.2254 0.03766 173 140 27 6
4043 No thanks, I switched from nectar because I heard red wine was heart healthy 1.2254 0.03854 173 141 25 7
4044 I'd like you to meet the inventor of the Stinger cocktail 1.2254 0.04168 142 115 22 5
4045 It’s a good sangria. 1.2253 0.03474 182 145 33 4
4046 Mark’s a top barister! 1.2253 0.03808 182 149 25 8
4047 Sorry. I forgot you prefer white. 1.2253 0.03727 182 148 27 7
4048 Well we can see that "the wall" was no problem for your kind? 1.2250 0.04058 160 131 22 7
4049 So I told him, jokes on you, I've got AIDS!...so how did you two meet? 1.2249 0.03728 169 136 28 5
4050 I think you'll find you have a lot in common 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
4051 He has quite the nose for it 1.2247 0.03695 178 144 28 6
4052 He is no lightweight, he has, like, 8 hollow legs. 1.2247 0.03237 178 139 38 1
4053 It's called the Exterminator. 1.2247 0.04024 178 148 20 10
4054 Congratulations, that stagnant pond has immense possibilities. 1.2246 0.03580 187 151 30 6
4055 Really, a cab? and i had pegged you for a bloody mary 1.2245 0.04402 147 122 17 8
4056 Let me guess. A Bloody Mary in a wine glass? 1.2245 0.03837 147 117 27 3
4057 Ted isn't "just a pet," he's really become a member of the family. 1.2244 0.03589 156 123 31 2
4058 And David, please meet my love bug Jerry. 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
4059 I thought a Stinger was usually served on the rocks. 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
4060 Great nose job! How did you choose that shape? 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
4061 I apologize--house red surely is a poor substitute for blood. 1.2241 0.03834 174 142 25 7
4062 He likes to stay on point so pay attention. 1.2241 0.03747 174 141 27 6
4063 Oh, this must be Jim masquerading for something. He is a biologist, you know... 1.2241 0.03657 174 140 29 5
4064 let me guess-you are drinking a grasshopper 1.2240 0.03789 183 150 25 8
4065 Honey, please don't drink too much and embarrass me tonight. 1.2240 0.03279 183 144 37 2
4066 It’s a mojito with three drops of blood. 1.2240 0.03543 183 147 31 5
4067 My, what a big straw you have! 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
4068 If you’d prefer, I can get you a test tube. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
4069 She knows varieties you’ve never even heard of. 1.2236 0.03838 161 130 26 5
4070 He's not much of a drinker, he just wants to get his beak wet. 1.2235 0.03891 170 139 24 7
4071 I was a bit of an odd duck at your age too. 1.2235 0.03708 170 137 28 5
4072 Can I get you some fresh nectar. 1.2235 0.03613 170 136 30 4
4073 You know you really can’t hold any alcohol. 1.2235 0.03613 170 136 30 4
4074 Didn't you play for the Knicks? 1.2235 0.03891 170 139 24 7
4075 I've already explained to them how you're a roll-up-your-sleeves- and-get-down-to-business kind of guy. 1.2235 0.03515 170 135 32 3
4076 Change that martini for a grasshopper? 1.2235 0.03676 179 145 28 6
4077 I would like to reassure you, Heather, that he only drinks Bloody Marys. 1.2235 0.03411 179 142 34 3
4078 Have you met my friend Aedes Aegypti? 1.2234 0.03562 188 152 30 6
4079 Seth is still trying to perfect teleportation 1.2234 0.03482 188 151 32 5
4080 And how is the sangria? 1.2234 0.03532 197 160 30 7
4081 Sorry...but I couldn't possibly serve merlot with a straw... 1.2230 0.03960 139 111 25 3
4082 We met online in the Twilight forum. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
4083 Carl flew in this evening, and came straight here to meet you. 1.2230 0.04048 148 120 23 5
4084 Isn’t this straw ban going to be a real inconvenience? 1.2230 0.03932 148 119 25 4
4085 Well, what's a little malaria among friends? 1.2229 0.04001 157 128 23 6
4086 I think you'd be more comfortable joining fly, on the wall. 1.2229 0.04101 157 129 21 7
4087 For some odd reason, this bugger only drinks moscato. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
4088 Not a Merlot, then?" Well, what IS it? 1.2229 0.03951 166 136 23 7
4089 Meet the man who sucked you dry 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
4090 This is my second Bloody Mary and I still don’t feel buzzed. 1.2229 0.03951 166 136 23 7
4091 We may have stumbled on a shared genetic marker - Wine! 1.2229 0.03663 166 133 29 4
4092 I’m sorry; New Jersey wine was the closest we could get. 1.2229 0.03815 175 143 25 7
4093 You're in luck, I don't smash on first dates. 1.2229 0.03638 175 141 29 5
4094 That's a very pointed question! 1.2229 0.03638 175 141 29 5
4095 Did you say your name was Zeke? 1.2228 0.03526 184 148 31 5
4096 I prefer the red 1.2222 0.03658 180 146 28 6
4097 Don't worry, Malarie brings her own 1.2222 0.03983 180 150 20 10
4098 He was sent by the commission on mosquito awareness to reframe the “mosquitos are annoying” stereotype. 1.2222 0.03594 171 137 30 4
4099 Mr. Spiney will be working in our lowlands outreach. 1.2222 0.03594 171 137 30 4
4100 Why do you always have to bug into other people’s conversations? 1.2222 0.03824 180 148 24 8
4101 Have you tried the bloody mary? 1.2222 0.03546 189 153 30 6
4102 No thank you. I don't care if you ARE the perfect stinger. 1.2222 0.03742 180 147 26 7
4103 She inhales Merlot as if it was life blood. 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
4104 How do you keep so thin? 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
4105 What’s the buzz around the office? 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
4106 Yes, it's two parts brandy to one creme de menthe, but your glass is all wrong. 1.2222 0.03959 171 141 22 8
4107 I’m more of a red guy, myself. 1.2222 0.03781 171 139 26 6
4108 Excuse me, may I have a straw. 1.2222 0.03689 171 138 28 5
4109 That "let me wet my beak a little" line in Godfather II? Mine. 1.2222 0.03824 180 148 24 8
4110 He bites. 1.2222 0.04129 171 143 18 10
4111 Stanley has become very successful in Big Pharma. 1.2222 0.03871 171 140 24 7
4112 Have you seen Mary? 1.2222 0.04129 171 143 18 10
4113 That’s funny; I can never bring myself to finish a bottle of mezcal for the same reason! 1.2222 0.03611 162 129 30 3
4114 I only drink wine with long legs. 1.2222 0.03742 180 147 26 7
4115 Anopheliphobic we are not! 1.2222 0.03658 180 146 28 6
4116 Do you live in Florida year-round or are you just a snow bird? 1.2222 0.04170 153 126 20 7
4117 Oh a Bloody Mary you must be expecting. 1.2216 0.03673 185 151 27 7
4118 Red wine does go well with beefsteak...and with buffalo carcasses. 1.2216 0.03436 176 140 33 3
4119 Don’t worry Dennis, my perfume is DEET-free. 1.2216 0.03708 176 143 27 6
4120 Yeah, the malaria stock is up 5%. 1.2216 0.03795 176 144 25 7
4121 Another worm for that tequila? 1.2216 0.03620 176 142 29 5
4122 You are what you drink. 1.2216 0.03836 167 136 25 6
4123 Sorry, he didn't really mean anything by "snootful." 1.2216 0.03929 167 137 23 7
4124 ... and that’s how we met. He’s been sticking it me ever since. 1.2216 0.03929 167 137 23 7
4125 It's an open bar, you could have a glass in each arm! 1.2216 0.03741 167 135 27 5
4126 No,no,go on...I'm sure they'd love to hear the story of why you rarely drink. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
4127 Oh! I see you've ordered the Bloody Mary! 1.2215 0.04078 158 130 21 7
4128 He's no connoisseur, but he loves gallery openings. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
4129 This is one of our oldest friends. We’ve known him when he was crawling around on the carpet. 1.2215 0.03875 158 128 25 5
4130 They should be coming around with something to bite on. 1.2215 0.03769 158 127 27 4
4131 Your’s is wine...but you don’t mind that ours’ is tonic, do you? It’s nothing personal..lthe quinine...it’s antimalarial. 1.2215 0.03909 149 120 25 4
4132 Don't be silly. Of course you can make the toast. 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
4133 Fred here works in the, um, biomedical field...something to do with blood...? 1.2210 0.03467 181 145 32 4
4134 And this is my baby daddy longlegs. 1.2210 0.04039 181 152 18 11
4135 We started our seven-year itch early. 1.2210 0.03805 181 149 24 8
4136 So, global warming is GOOD for you and not a negative and and and so no migration ... !! 1.2209 0.03761 172 140 26 6
4137 The kids never call me either. 1.2209 0.03761 172 140 26 6
4138 You will enjoy the Smiths. They have a grub farm. 1.2209 0.03670 172 139 28 5
4139 It isn’t the healthiest relationship, but the chase is amazing! 1.2209 0.04084 163 135 20 8
4140 I know you guys are skeptical, but I’m trying out this new approach to uninvited guests... 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
4141 Moe here just became vegan! 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
4142 No! You know the agreement for you to stay here is two glasses of blood and no human sucking! 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
4143 It just sort of happens when you make partner now. Cool, right? 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
4144 So, your here to talk to the HOA about environmental harm posed by certain insect repellents. 1.2208 0.04042 154 126 22 6
4145 Don't you dare, these are MY olives! 1.2208 0.04146 154 127 20 7
4146 Meet Skeeter; he may look like a lightweight, but he can sure suck down the red liquids. 1.2208 0.03597 154 122 30 2
4147 A few more drinks and you'll be surprised how much you and Mr Gregor Samsa have in common. 1.2205 0.03313 195 156 35 4
4148 I prefer this fine Pinot to that nasty tasting blood my cohorts drink. 1.2204 0.03733 186 153 25 8
4149 Bar none... I will argue ‘67 produced France’s consummate Type-AB’s. 1.2204 0.03492 186 150 31 5
4150 Bloody Marys next? 1.2203 0.03776 177 145 25 7
4151 'Hmm. . . Argentine, aged nine years, maybe ten, aaand type A?' 1.2203 0.04023 177 148 19 10
4152 He gets a real buzz off of one drink. 1.2203 0.03602 177 143 29 5
4153 So -- we're the first vampires you've met? 1.2203 0.03776 177 145 25 7
4154 I think he might be asking for a straw. 1.2202 0.03816 168 137 25 6
4155 Harry here practices out of The Bayou 1.2202 0.03816 168 137 25 6
4156 Mine is blood on the rocks 1.2200 0.04322 150 125 17 8
4157 And this is my good friend and '60's crooner, Ms. Skeeter Davis. 1.2200 0.03768 150 120 27 3
4158 Surely you remember Mr. Brady... he threw 29 touchdowns last year before coming down with the West Nile virus 1.2197 0.03741 173 141 26 6
4159 No, I don't want to try your blood of Mary. 1.2197 0.04085 173 145 18 10
4160 Did you spike my drink? 1.2197 0.03917 173 143 22 8
4161 Where are your shoes?! 1.2197 0.03741 173 141 26 6
4162 You’ve met the Johnsons. 1.2197 0.03363 173 137 34 2
4163 One more for the toad! 1.2197 0.03741 173 141 26 6
4164 Mary’s actually a blood relative of both Elvis and Muhammad Ali. 1.2195 0.03675 164 132 28 4
4165 He's still learning the nuances of wine tasting. 1.2195 0.03775 164 133 26 5
4166 Can I get you more Sangría? 1.2195 0.03968 164 135 22 7
4167 So, this is the blood sucking boy freind of yours? 1.2195 0.03675 164 132 28 4
4168 Mr. & Mrs. Jones, I'd like you to meet our friend, Malaria. 1.2192 0.04180 146 120 20 6
4169 Initially, there was a moment of confusion when she asked for a stinger. 1.2192 0.03826 146 117 26 3
4170 I'll trade you for a Bloody Mary. 1.2191 0.03671 178 145 27 6
4171 I hope you didn't mind, Mary. I went ahead and made myself a cocktail. 1.2191 0.03756 178 146 25 7
4172 Why yes, I do make a killer Bloody Mary! 1.2191 0.03402 178 142 33 3
4173 Wet your own beak! 1.2191 0.03494 178 143 31 4
4174 I'll have to ask you to leave. This is an invitation only garden party. 1.2191 0.03402 178 142 33 3
4175 Yes, I can see you are Daddy Long Legs but how do you know the host? 1.2191 0.03583 178 144 29 5
4176 ...and Tristan here is an editor at Veinity Fair. 1.2191 0.03756 178 146 25 7
4177 Been in the neighborhood for generations, you say, oh that's nice 1.2189 0.03605 169 136 29 4
4178 You serve a great Bloody Mary, Mary. 1.2189 0.03605 169 136 29 4
4179 Actually, I prefer my martini without the Zika 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
4180 Let me introduce Nichele-- her palate for hearty reds is unmatched among our friends! 1.2189 0.03795 169 138 25 6
4181 Zika!? I hardly know her! 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
4182 No need to worry. Our diversity rules specifically allow right-handed​ members. 1.2189 0.03701 169 137 27 5
4183 Actually, I prefer a Bloody Mary to a Margarita. 1.2189 0.03887 169 139 23 7
4184 You call this full-bodied? 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
4185 Another stiff one? 1.2188 0.03496 192 156 30 6
4186 I used to say I have two left feet! 1.2188 0.03417 192 155 32 5
4187 It's a hearty O-negative with a bite of nitroglycerin. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
4188 What makes you think I should cut back on the mojitos" 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
4189 Jill and Tim, this is my boyfriend Bbzzz-ta't he's a lawyer and he buys patents 1.2186 0.03604 183 149 28 6
4190 And this is my friend, Malaria. She is from the the West Nile. Don't worry she doesn't bite 1.2186 0.03686 183 150 26 7
4191 For God Sake Frank, no, it is not blood or nectar, this is a cocktail party. 1.2185 0.03975 151 123 23 5
4192 Really, red wine that's surprising. 1.2185 0.04191 151 125 19 7
4193 Mr. Mosca oversees resource extraction and fracking operations for the Culex Group. 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
4194 When given the choice I prefer a longer flute. 1.2184 0.03722 174 142 26 6
4195 I'm the product of my mother Charlotte's affair with a stork. You can read about it in Charlotte's Web: the untold story. 1.2184 0.03632 174 141 28 5
4196 He really shouldn't be drinking 1.2183 0.04135 142 116 21 5
4197 Say, Isn't that mine 1.2183 0.03512 197 161 29 7
4198 No, seriously, I don't have to order Bloody Marys anymore. 1.2183 0.03512 197 161 29 7
4199 No, I will spearhead the meeting. 1.2182 0.03552 165 132 30 3
4200 I do hope you're enjoying that Sauvignon Blood." 1.2182 0.03338 165 130 34 1
4201 I don't know why people say that, I think lawyers are just fine people. 1.2182 0.03755 165 134 26 5
4202 We say 'That really humans me' when we're annoyed 1.2182 0.03655 165 133 28 4
4203 And where did you get your law degree? 1.2179 0.04197 156 130 18 8
4204 I said insect a side not insecticide 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
4205 He switched from blood to wine and look what happened. 1.2179 0.04097 156 129 20 7
4206 Since he arrived, we have had no problems with mice, rats, or ants! 1.2179 0.03782 156 126 26 4
4207 Is that what you usually drink? 1.2179 0.03671 156 125 28 3
4208 The wine is nice but I'm unimpressed by its legs 1.2179 0.03737 179 147 25 7
4209 Don't you like your Bloody Mary? 1.2179 0.03820 179 148 23 8
4210 Jeremy here is originally from Texas. 1.2176 0.03775 170 139 25 6
4211 Let's have a toast, for the condo association's new beneficial predator." 1.2176 0.03488 170 136 31 3
4212 I hear the owner is bleeding this place dry 1.2176 0.03682 170 138 27 5
4213 So how do you drink that, anyway? 1.2176 0.03586 170 137 29 4
4214 It’s the latest in decanting 1.2176 0.03586 170 137 29 4
4215 You tell the Cape story better than I do. 1.2174 0.03810 161 131 25 5
4216 Well, it's red at least. 1.2174 0.03491 161 128 31 2
4217 Why yes, my name does happen to be Mary. 1.2174 0.03491 161 128 31 2
4218 Nonetheless, you should swirl, not stir. 1.2174 0.03328 184 147 34 3
4219 Of course Buzzy is not drinking a Bloody Mary. Whatever would make you think that? 1.2174 0.04008 161 133 21 7
4220 What exactly do you mean by “pointless cocktail conversation?” 1.2171 0.03790 175 144 24 7
4221 Are you having the pinot or the cabernet?" "It's a middle-aged Woman with O-negative. 1.2171 0.03613 175 142 28 5
4222 Cheer up Larry, you'll get another job. Theranos doesn't know what they're missing. 1.2171 0.03840 152 123 25 4
4223 Malaria,my lady? 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
4224 It was kismet. I was pulling laundry from the dryer and he crawled out from the shadows. 1.2171 0.04060 152 125 21 6
4225 Ironically, we met on match.com. 1.2171 0.03724 152 122 27 3
4226 Oh heavens no! I can’t be a speciest. Some of my best friends are blood sucking beasts from other worlds. 1.2171 0.04166 152 126 19 7
4227 He’s great till he wants to give you a kiss 1.2169 0.03442 189 153 31 5
4228 No, darling, I told them. You spell it Z-I-Q-A. 1.2169 0.03523 189 154 29 6
4229 A tad anemic, don't you think? 1.2169 0.03831 166 136 24 6
4230 Yours is a 2005 Grand Cru Type O 1.2169 0.03428 166 132 32 2
4231 I was hoping one of you would have ordered a Bloody Mary. 1.2169 0.03734 166 135 26 5
4232 I finally got him to pick up the drink from the floor and stop bobbing his beak into it. 1.2169 0.03533 166 133 30 3
4233 Pardon me while I sip. 1.2169 0.03533 166 133 30 3
4234 Yes, it is a Stinger, ..and what have you got there a Cab? 1.2169 0.03925 166 137 22 7
4235 Hmm.. An older vintage than I usually go for. 1.2167 0.03548 180 146 29 5
4236 I also have two varieties of red. 1.2167 0.03634 180 147 27 6
4237 Have you seen the light? Haha, right there behind you. It is magnificent... 1.2167 0.03718 180 148 25 7
4238 Yeah, doctor says it isn't permanent. 1.2167 0.03459 180 145 31 4
4239 You should see what he can do with the cocktail cherries. 1.2167 0.03548 180 146 29 5
4240 Well, I say “When life gives you lemons, make citronella”. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
4241 I hate it when he gets a snoot-full. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
4242 Cindy! How was your chat with the host? 1.2164 0.03755 171 140 25 6
4243 How long a straw? 1.2164 0.03662 171 139 27 5
4244 No thanks, I asked for a Black Russian not a Black Flag. 1.2164 0.03662 171 139 27 5
4245 Jeff's an importer/exporter. Any chance you're familiar with the West Nile Virus? 1.2164 0.03567 171 138 29 4
4246 It's called a Nosferatu 1.2164 0.03846 171 141 23 7
4247 Naturally, she prefers red wine. 1.2162 0.03650 185 152 26 7
4248 The cover charge here is going to be an arm and a leg! 1.2160 0.03360 162 128 33 1
4249 I thought mosquito was Spanish for 'little fly?' 1.2160 0.03581 162 130 29 3
4250 I'd like you to meet George. He has such a refined palate. 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
4251 I hope you won't think of me as cannibalistic for sipping a grasshopper. 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
4252 Herb and Dolores are new to the building. How exactly should I introduce you? 1.2160 0.03789 162 132 25 5
4253 Look at the legs on that wine 1.2160 0.03686 162 131 27 4
4254 Suck up! 1.2159 0.03595 176 143 28 5
4255 You already have a swizzel stick. 1.2158 0.04054 139 113 22 4
4256 After hanging out on a twig all day, I get a mild buzz out of being here. 1.2157 0.04036 153 126 21 6
4257 Charlie's drinking problem has gotten better since he got his artificial proboscis. 1.2157 0.03703 153 123 27 3
4258 Watch out with that thing! You almost stuck me in the butt! 1.2157 0.03928 153 125 23 5
4259 This is the first time I've dated out of my species, but I wasn't having any luck and he's so easy to talk to, but people gawk at us, you'd think we were interracial. 1.2156 0.03616 167 135 28 4
4260 I was about to say that edible ain't doing shit but whoa. 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
4261 It's a blood orange margarita, isn't that your cup of tea? 1.2156 0.03410 167 133 32 2
4262 It's not just blood, I'll drink anything that's red. 1.2156 0.03810 167 137 24 6
4263 So, now I suppose you’re gonna tell me to ‘“Buzz Off” ? 1.2156 0.03995 167 139 20 8
4264 I had an itch for a Martini. 1.2156 0.03714 167 136 26 5
4265 What a lovely get-together! I never pictured you playing host. 1.2155 0.03352 181 145 33 3
4266 What, no bloody mary? 1.2153 0.04083 144 118 21 5
4267 You put this round on your father's credit card? What a parasite. 1.2152 0.03846 158 129 24 5
4268 And this is Ivan Offalich, working in our campaign's fundraising. 1.2151 0.03643 172 140 27 5
4269 So I hear you hail from Chincoteague Island. 1.2151 0.03643 172 140 27 5
4270 Sorry Franz, what did you say your last name was? 1.2151 0.03643 172 140 27 5
4271 This is my friend Gregor—Gregor Samsa. 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
4272 In a Twilight Zone-esque twist of fate, he's the only one who's taken acid. 1.2151 0.03735 172 141 25 6
4273 First thing every morning he tells me I'm the most beautiful woman in the world. I guess it's true: Love is blind. 1.2151 0.03551 186 152 28 6
4274 Do you have a Bloody Mary? 1.2148 0.03757 149 120 26 3
4275 Would you like another zikarita? 1.2147 0.03561 163 131 29 3
4276 No need to worry the procedure is painless, and the swelling goes away in a weeks time. 1.2147 0.03768 163 133 25 5
4277 I wanted a husband with his feet on the ground. 1.2147 0.03666 163 132 27 4
4278 So this is why they call it the Stork Club 1.2147 0.03867 163 134 23 6
4279 A Bloody Mary Mo? So predictable 1.2147 0.03561 163 131 29 3
4280 When you're drunk enough, everyone looks human white 1.2147 0.03836 177 147 22 8
4281 No it's pronounced Zika. It rhymes with Mika! 1.2147 0.03665 177 145 26 6
4282 Notice the subtle malarial nose.' 1.2147 0.03576 177 144 28 5
4283 Oh! You have several excellent points there... 1.2147 0.03485 177 143 30 4
4284 You make the best Bloody Marys 1.2143 0.03596 168 136 28 4
4285 And this in my new neighbor, Zika. 1.2143 0.03694 168 137 26 5
4286 Remember..say no if he offers you a Bloody Mary! 1.2143 0.03882 168 139 22 7
4287 ...And you say Dr.Seuss predicted this in his Darwinian phase? 1.2143 0.03694 168 137 26 5
4288 Help yourself. Drinks are on us! 1.2143 0.03681 182 150 25 7
4289 The Jenson’s Friday night dinner parties is always the buzz. 1.2143 0.03789 168 138 24 6
4290 I'm sorry we're out of DDT. Would a Merlot is OK? 1.2143 0.03789 168 138 24 6
4291 We thought you might enjoy a bloody Mary with your new neighbors. 1.2143 0.03581 196 162 26 8
4292 No, we're pro-safe vaccine. Right, honey? 1.2143 0.03513 182 148 29 5
4293 We said, "Sangr-ia," not "Sangre". 1.2143 0.03598 182 149 27 6
4294 So, how did you get your green card? 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
4295 Dracula is a term of endearment. 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
4296 So anyway, we haven't been to salsa lessons since that time but it makes for a great story! 1.2143 0.03598 182 149 27 6
4297 I would really appreciate it if you would point that at my face when you are talking to me! 1.2139 0.03534 187 153 28 6
4298 I always wanted long legs! 1.2139 0.03534 187 153 28 6
4299 These new offspring of the genetically modified mosquitoes we released years ago ask politely for donations now. 1.2139 0.03624 173 141 27 5
4300 She brought her own red and is hoping to start a family soon. 1.2139 0.03530 173 140 29 4
4301 If you must know, this is the connoisseur of our reds. 1.2139 0.03805 173 143 23 7
4302 I think it’s the hemoglobin that has the slimming effect 1.2139 0.03624 173 141 27 5
4303 Who's had the most tonight, I'm looking for a quick buzz! 1.2139 0.03434 173 139 31 3
4304 Bloody Hell, this guy sucks. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
4305 Vladimir teaches entomology at Boston University 1.2138 0.03609 159 128 28 3
4306 And this is our son Querg. We're a beta CRISPR family. 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
4307 Would you mind holding this while I look for a straw? 1.2138 0.04027 159 132 20 7
4308 Long Bird was originally cast, but Big Bird had better connections. 1.2138 0.04287 145 121 17 7
4309 Yes, I am Mary. However, I am not sure anyone has ever referred to me as 'Bloody Mary' before. 1.2135 0.03702 192 160 23 9
4310 When people use the term, “superbug,” they generally are referring to bacteria, not the higher orders. 1.2135 0.03468 178 144 30 4
4311 Well, yes. Bloodsuckers must have a purpose, too. 1.2135 0.03375 178 143 32 3
4312 See, I’m not that annoying. I’m not. 1.2135 0.03646 178 146 26 6
4313 Hey Ms. Kito, is that blood meal a varietal or a blend? 1.2135 0.03558 178 145 28 5
4314 It probably is more hygienic but, really, it would have been fine with us if you left your shoes on. 1.2134 0.03646 164 133 27 4
4315 Funny story. How Jim and I met. 1.2134 0.03747 164 134 25 5
4316 This Bloody Mary tastes like a vegan. 1.2134 0.03845 164 135 23 6
4317 Meet our new neighbor who lives in the old elm tree out back 1.2133 0.03853 150 122 24 4
4318 Wine or Avian water? 1.2132 0.04228 136 112 19 5
4319 She has that innate sense of human taste. 1.2131 0.03408 183 148 31 4
4320 What’s the point. 1.2130 0.03769 169 139 24 6
4321 ... and no, that's not red wine. 1.2130 0.03674 169 138 26 5
4322 Emma here will be speaking on why not to feed off professional athletes 1.2130 0.03769 169 139 24 6
4323 You don't mind my asking if you use your beak as a straw? 1.2130 0.03477 169 136 30 3
4324 These guys can identify the vineyard and the individual vines from which the grapes were picked!! 1.2130 0.03769 169 139 24 6
4325 he prefers only red and in the deepest glass he can have 1.2130 0.03577 169 137 28 4
4326 That's a different perspective on climate change. 1.2129 0.03423 155 123 31 1
4327 I mean I think vampires are anti-mosquito propaganda 1.2129 0.03773 155 126 25 4
4328 These drinks are real stingers! 1.2129 0.03989 155 128 21 6
4329 You brought a salad from that new booth at the farmers' market? Tell me, is it pesticide-free? 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
4330 It's just a domestic blood 1.2129 0.03882 155 127 23 5
4331 You may not know this, but Jerry actually had the original idea of Beetlejuice! 1.2128 0.03266 188 151 34 3
4332 That seems to be a different kind of Bloody Mary. 1.2128 0.03435 188 153 30 5
4333 Shall I get you a straw? 1.2126 0.03606 174 142 27 5
4334 There is a story here. Maybe a sequel to "Metamorphosis." 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
4335 ....and she makes a mean Bloody Mary. 1.2126 0.03512 174 141 29 4
4336 Allow me to introduce you to my new boyfriend, Bob. He's not just an award winning sommelier, he's also a skilled immunologist. 1.2126 0.03606 174 142 27 5
4337 Thank goodness I like it warm 1.2126 0.03697 174 143 25 6
4338 Disappointed with your Bloody Mary? 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
4339 Based on that liquid you've been sipping, can I assume you identify as female? 1.2125 0.03904 160 132 22 6
4340 You do realize you are here with lefties....? 1.2125 0.04379 160 137 12 11
4341 The kids tell me you're all the buzz. 1.2123 0.03913 146 119 23 4
4342 I agree. This year's beaujolais nouveaux is disappointing. 1.2123 0.03450 179 145 30 4
4343 Of course it’s blood silly bug. 1.2123 0.03628 179 147 26 6
4344 Is there any blood in this? 1.2123 0.03450 179 145 30 4
4345 And what do you do for a living? 1.2121 0.03920 165 137 21 7
4346 Perhaps you would prefer the sangria. 1.2121 0.03416 165 132 31 2
4347 Me? Real estate. Living the dream. 1.2121 0.03726 165 135 25 5
4348 After he wets his beak with a 2010 Brunello di Montalcino, Mzyblctwt can play a mean Rhapsody in Blue." 1.2120 0.03804 184 154 21 9
4349 My husband, Gregor. This morning... 1.2120 0.03562 184 151 27 6
4350 And speaking of a liquid diet... 1.2119 0.03713 151 122 26 3
4351 So, you're saying you actually like the swamp? 1.2119 0.03592 151 121 28 2
4352 He likes his wine blood red 1.2119 0.03943 151 124 22 5
4353 We use the same recipe, but we substitute tomato juice for human blood. 1.2118 0.03417 203 167 29 7
4354 You can drink a Manhattan but you can't eat one. 1.2118 0.03488 203 168 27 8
4355 Franz has been conducting some ground-breaking research for the Department of Defense Agency. 1.2118 0.03655 170 139 26 5
4356 Do your legs feel shaky after a few sips? 1.2118 0.03558 170 138 28 4
4357 See? Same color, better effect, less enemies. 1.2118 0.03655 170 139 26 5
4358 Who doesn't have a stinger? 1.2118 0.03357 170 136 32 2
4359 When I drink too much I sometimes see causally dressed people coming out of the walls 1.2118 0.04018 170 143 18 9
4360 Here's the couple I was telling you about but I'm afraid I mixed it up - Alvin is the one with the CDC and it's Sarah who's completing the 3 year hematology residency. 1.2118 0.03558 170 138 28 4
4361 I have to say, this is the first time I've made a Bloody Mary with real blood. 1.2118 0.03749 170 140 24 6
4362 And where you come from, what do cocktail glasses look like? 1.2116 0.03500 189 155 28 6
4363 Red wine? Fabulous choice. 1.2116 0.03500 189 155 28 6
4364 Lonely. How about you? 1.2115 0.03751 156 127 25 4
4365 I donated a pint for her drink. 1.2114 0.03587 175 143 27 5
4366 Will these drinks take the sting out of your bite? 1.2114 0.03494 175 142 29 4
4367 So, how are things at the law firm? 1.2114 0.03494 175 142 29 4
4368 my bad, this party does bite. 1.2114 0.03766 175 145 23 7
4369 Is this the blood bank party? 1.2113 0.03518 194 160 27 7
4370 Why, no. I hadn't noticed. 1.2112 0.03459 161 129 30 2
4371 Anopheles?, no that isn’t Greek” 1.2112 0.03345 161 128 32 1
4372 Meet Bob and Alice, they'll be happy to help you with a top-up! 1.2111 0.03522 180 147 28 5
4373 Meet Ann Napolis....she's staying with us while they fumigate her apartment." 1.2111 0.03609 180 148 26 6
4374 Larry and I met in a Bee Movie fan club. 1.2111 0.03433 180 146 30 4
4375 How dare you say it's only the women that are the issue? 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
4376 Well,phlebotomy seemed like a good fit at first,but,well,I had one taste and let's just say I got all my lawsuits settled and I work in insurance now. 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
4377 Did you know that a Bloody Mary is called a Bloody Caesar in Canada. 1.2108 0.03803 166 137 23 6
4378 Ah, here he is, at last, our host insect. 1.2108 0.03706 166 136 25 5
4379 And this is Delores Mayfly of the Thursday Mayflies. I'm afraid she won't be joining us for dinner. 1.2108 0.03461 185 151 29 5
4380 Oh! Ted, Martha, I’d like you to meet Grzzzbrzzznyx, He’s our new grad student! ...as you know only the FEmales drink blood.... ahaha... that’s a merlot, isn’t it? Ahaha... 1.2108 0.03375 185 150 31 4
4381 Or.....we could just go bar hopping. 1.2108 0.03287 185 149 33 3
4382 I’ve never seen a wine with such long legs! 1.2105 0.03729 171 141 24 6
4383 ...and let me introduce you to Greta, who's come alone because Gregor Samsa couldn't make it... 1.2105 0.03441 171 138 30 3
4384 Meet my neighbor, Myron Stork. He's delivered all the children in our building. 1.2105 0.03909 171 143 20 8
4385 Those wine legs have nothing on you Anthony, amiiright? 1.2102 0.03569 176 144 27 5
4386 My I introduce this year's zeika carrier. 1.2102 0.03658 176 145 25 6
4387 And this is my ex, who foolishly scoffed at “The Lobster” then made a stupid bet. 1.2102 0.03832 176 147 21 8
4388 Our adopted GMO baby has certainly grownup! 1.2102 0.04144 157 132 17 8
4389 After she is done with the wine, the female of the species will eat the glass. 1.2102 0.03618 157 127 27 3
4390 Right. No more stingers, just cabs. 1.2099 0.03505 181 148 28 5
4391 I've been wanting to introduce you to my husband's latest discovery. 1.2099 0.03232 181 145 34 2
4392 So, how did you meet Ellen? 1.2099 0.03758 181 151 22 8
4393 So, what's the point? 1.2099 0.03416 181 147 30 4
4394 Thanks for dropping by...say "Hello" to your fellow Cabinet members for us. 1.2099 0.03760 162 133 24 5
4395 I’d avoid the gin and tonic, though, if I were you. 1.2099 0.03550 162 131 28 3
4396 My brother here used to be a loner, but he’s really come out of his shell. Isn’t that right, Gregor? 1.2097 0.03609 186 154 25 7
4397 I’m partial to Bordeaux, but I’ll really drink any reds... 1.2096 0.03783 167 138 23 6
4398 We would have had a different appetizer if we knew you were coming. 1.2096 0.03587 167 136 27 4
4399 And look who just flew in from sub-Saharan Africa... Celia, you must be famished! 1.2096 0.03877 167 139 21 7
4400 Don't worry. As you can see, she's drinking wine so she's obviously not pregnant. 1.2093 0.03616 172 141 26 5
4401 We know, we know, it’s weird because my name’s Annette! 1.2093 0.03423 172 139 30 3
4402 Last time I'll throw a mojito party! 1.2093 0.03521 172 140 28 4
4403 This blood orange sangria is to die for! 1.2093 0.03709 172 142 24 6
4404 Bob, Megan, this is Moira. She has some quite pointed opinions to share. 1.2093 0.03800 172 143 22 7
4405 Moe is a big believer in the seven year itch. 1.2093 0.03322 172 138 32 2
4406 You have a problem, Shirley. 1.2092 0.03669 153 124 26 3
4407 He is the best party server I have ever hired, he can deliver eight drinks at a time. 1.2090 0.03550 177 145 27 5
4408 Wow! This drink really has a sting to it. 1.2090 0.03640 177 146 25 6
4409 Bloodsucker? Please... I prefer Merlot. 1.2090 0.03550 177 145 27 5
4410 Buzz off, you're annoying! 1.2090 0.03459 177 144 29 4
4411 Don't worry, they're actually quite normal. 1.2089 0.03598 158 128 27 3
4412 So how' is the vegan life going? 1.2089 0.03598 158 128 27 3
4413 he always seems to suck the air out of the conversation 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
4414 Sorry we didn't have enough Bloody Marys for you. 1.2089 0.03815 158 130 23 5
4415 Not saying to brag but I did donate some blood to save ALL her children's lives. 1.2089 0.03708 158 129 25 4
4416 Who invited Skeeter? 1.2088 0.03898 182 154 18 10
4417 Karen don't complain about me drinking blood when you've had Moscato all night 1.2088 0.03309 182 147 32 3
4418 We've found that if you give her enough red wine, she won't suck our blood. 1.2088 0.03740 182 152 22 8
4419 Thanks but we prefer our Bloody Mary’s without real blood 1.2086 0.04031 163 137 18 8
4420 Wine? You must be more than just a bloodsucking boss. 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
4421 And that's why I only drink a cab with long legs. 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
4422 An this is Tse Tse, the creator of your drink, the Mosqilla. 1.2086 0.03636 163 133 26 4
4423 ...and then I asked to see his manager. 1.2086 0.03739 163 134 24 5
4424 You are drinking red wine instead of a stinger? 1.2086 0.03839 163 135 22 6
4425 Benny, you look so thin since your flight South! 1.2083 0.03666 168 138 25 5
4426 And this is my partner - we're new to the anti-malaria campaign. 1.2083 0.03568 168 137 27 4
4427 Here we have an amusing Cabernet with a hint of Zika. 1.2083 0.03568 168 137 27 4
4428 Here’s a glass of blood. Our politicians’ favorite drink. 1.2083 0.03666 168 138 25 5
4429 Is this your first time attending an infertility support group meeting? 1.2083 0.03466 168 136 29 3
4430 Let me introduce you to 'Ms. Kito', the new spokes-mascot for our all-natural Bloody Mary line. 1.2083 0.03205 192 155 34 3
4431 Then I said to Moe, "Can't we all just get along?" and next thing you know we fell in-love. 1.2083 0.03762 168 139 23 6
4432 I have been in your shoes before. 1.2081 0.03156 197 159 35 3
4433 I didn't know you liked cabernet. 1.2081 0.03690 173 143 24 6
4434 He definitely has a nose for wine... 1.2081 0.03305 173 139 32 2
4435 My husband buzz here has had amazing results with an all-liquid diet. -Tom Potter of Ellicott City, Maryland 1.2081 0.03405 173 140 30 3
4436 This is Jeff. 1.2079 0.03553 202 169 24 9
4437 Welcome to the neighborhood. Please drop over to our house tomorrow afternoon for more talk, cocktails and some worms. 1.2079 0.03532 178 146 27 5
4438 We didn’t come to catch a buzz, we came to socialize! 1.2079 0.03708 178 148 23 7
4439 I really didn't know any growing up in Great Neck 1.2079 0.03348 178 144 31 3
4440 Mos, this is Raymond and Felicia-it's their blood you're sampling. 1.2079 0.03441 178 145 29 4
4441 While I disagree with your argument’s entomological underpinning, I do see your point. 1.2079 0.03621 178 147 25 6
4442 Would you like another Mary? 1.2077 0.03639 183 152 24 7
4443 He always unwinds with a drink 1.2077 0.03556 183 151 26 6
4444 you see, i told you the exterminator was not doing his job. 1.2077 0.03470 183 150 28 5
4445 I remember when you were just a wriggler. More red? 1.2077 0.03470 183 150 28 5
4446 Sorry, that is the largest glass we have. 1.2075 0.03577 159 129 27 3
4447 Yes, I can get you Bloody Mary. 1.2075 0.03793 159 131 23 5
4448 Keep that little sipper away from my drink! 1.2074 0.03411 188 154 29 5
4449 One sip and it goes right to my head. 1.2074 0.03653 188 157 23 8
4450 The special ingredient? Blood Oranges. 1.2073 0.03511 164 133 28 3
4451 He doesn't like it stirred. 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
4452 He justflew in from Zambia 1.2073 0.03817 164 136 22 6
4453 Tell them about your malaria-free blood diet. 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
4454 Just one Marge, he doesn't have a hollow leg. 1.2073 0.03914 164 137 20 7
4455 So how do you know the Lovecrafts? 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
4456 Oh, I'm sorry would you prefer a Bloody Mary? Tyler Carsten, Birmingham, AL 1.2073 0.03616 164 134 26 4
4457 I'm launching a completely DEET-free dating app called "Skeetr." 1.2073 0.03588 193 161 24 8
4458 Oh don't be such a buzz kill. 1.2071 0.03344 169 136 31 2
4459 Yeah, it sucks that nobody told you to come dressed as your favorite human, but at least no one will stare at you on the way home. 1.2071 0.03742 169 140 23 6
4460 Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the fifth hand that really makes things easier. 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
4461 Wow! Where'd you get the Bloody Mary? 1.2071 0.03549 169 138 27 4
4462 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this red has a nice nose 1.2071 0.03646 169 139 25 5
4463 I'm also drinking an argentinean red. 1.2071 0.03527 198 165 25 8
4464 I said "a good Red Blood," not"a good Red Wine." 1.2069 0.03760 174 145 22 7
4465 Have you met new neighbors? 1.2069 0.03579 174 143 26 5
4466 It appears to me Bill, you had one two many. 1.2069 0.03760 174 145 22 7
4467 So you're a friend of Peter Thiel? 1.2069 0.03579 174 143 26 5
4468 Our President says we are not damagring the environment. Do you all agree? 1.2069 0.03670 174 144 24 6
4469 Bill! 1.2067 0.03603 179 148 25 6
4470 But I told you that a Bloody Mary has tomato juice. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
4471 Yeah. We've all got our antennae up. What've you heard? 1.2065 0.03621 184 153 24 7
4472 He really believes in interspecies mingling,and,wants me to bear his child. 1.2065 0.03740 155 127 24 4
4473 Don’t make a buzzkill joke, don’t make a buzzkill joke... 1.2065 0.03958 155 129 20 6
4474 The red she is drinking is produced world-wide and is known for its unique freshness 1.2063 0.03557 189 157 25 7
4475 I'm not a big fan of margaritas, but red wine reminds me of the stuff I was weaned on 1.2063 0.03975 160 134 19 7
4476 Hi, Skeeter. My name’s Joan 1.2063 0.03975 160 134 19 7
4477 Anyone else wants to have some absinthe? 1.2063 0.03772 160 132 23 5
4478 Misq argues that speciesism is based on a moral misconception of the universe. 1.2062 0.03418 194 160 28 6
4479 Ahh Ha! Doug is the perfect example folks! You can just fly right over a wall. 1.2061 0.03697 165 136 24 5
4480 My 23 and Me analysis said I am part Mantodea and the rest is Irish. Seems to fit. 1.2061 0.03492 165 134 28 3
4481 So there we were, just north of Bandung, and we just knew we had to give the little fellow a proper home. 1.2061 0.03492 165 134 28 3
4482 Let me guess... a rare AB-negative! 1.2061 0.03796 165 137 22 6
4483 Patio Cocktails in Wisconsin 1.2059 0.03722 170 141 23 6
4484 I'm just glad your not a heavy drinker. 1.2059 0.03814 170 142 21 7
4485 And this is Skeeter - she makes a mean zikatini but also loves a nice glass of blood. 1.2059 0.03722 170 141 23 6
4486 She says to not take her parasitism personally; it's just business. 1.2059 0.03627 170 140 25 5
4487 Remember the drinking bird from the '70's? 1.2059 0.03627 170 140 25 5
4488 He’s highly evolved. 1.2057 0.03651 175 145 24 6
4489 I warned you not to choose a Bloody Mary! 1.2057 0.03467 175 143 28 4
4490 He's obsessed with his place in the pecking order. 1.2057 0.03651 175 145 24 6
4491 What do you mean it’s not the Bloody Mary you ordered? 1.2057 0.03701 141 114 25 2
4492 You're making a good point. 1.2056 0.03584 180 149 25 6
4493 So, you say this new drink is called a Zikarita? 1.2054 0.03603 185 154 24 7
4494 Haven't you had enough sangre tonight my dear? 1.2054 0.03169 185 149 34 2
4495 I don't hate humans, some of my best friends are human. 1.2054 0.03521 185 153 26 6
4496 Why aren't you drinking your signature cocktail? 1.2053 0.04022 151 126 19 6
4497 For your information, Linda, it’s Cab. We’re not ALL bloodsuckers, thank you very little. 1.2051 0.04038 156 131 18 7
4498 Margarita, Harvey Wallbanger and Rose, I presume. 1.2051 0.03324 195 160 30 5
4499 I bet the ladies are quite the sucker for you huh? 1.2050 0.03538 161 131 27 3
4500 I think we've met; your that character from the Kafka story. 1.2048 0.03677 166 137 24 5
4501 Sorry, I meant "You're a six fisted drinker" to be humorous. 1.2048 0.03473 166 135 28 3
4502 Jeremy here lobbies for Big Bug. 1.2048 0.03473 166 135 28 3
4503 No, I do not want to top off your drink. 1.2048 0.03577 166 136 26 4
4504 How’s that vintage, O negative. 1.2048 0.03677 166 137 24 5
4505 i didn't know you met before! where was it? 1.2048 0.03775 166 138 22 6
4506 So, how's your job as a tax collector going? 1.2048 0.03775 166 138 22 6
4507 I prefer a dark, dark red. 1.2048 0.03871 166 139 20 7
4508 The summer house is exquisite. 1.2048 0.03677 166 137 24 5
4509 Thank you. I already drank my - wine. 1.2048 0.03577 166 136 26 4
4510 You couldn’t handle the wine, Karen, so what makes you think a martini is a better choice? 1.2047 0.03794 171 143 21 7
4511 Oh no, we certainly don't use the 'M-word' around here. 1.2047 0.03702 171 142 23 6
4512 John just received tenure at Columbia and is about to go into perpetual motion. 1.2047 0.03412 171 139 29 3
4513 This is Jennifer and Paul - they’re also very interested in GMOs. 1.2047 0.03702 171 142 23 6
4514 Feeling peckish? 1.2045 0.03542 176 145 26 5
4515 This is Dr. Huxley. He does Blood. 1.2045 0.03632 176 146 24 6
4516 We can't all be pencil thin 1.2045 0.03353 176 143 30 3
4517 Someone's been hitting the Jim. 1.2045 0.03542 176 145 26 5
4518 I don’t usually drink....wine. 1.2044 0.03479 181 149 27 5
4519 I named him Pinocchio. 1.2044 0.03390 181 148 29 4
4520 Would you prefer a more universal type? 1.2044 0.03390 181 148 29 4
4521 Jack, Molly, I'd like to introduce you to Gregor Samsa. 1.2042 0.03523 191 159 25 7
4522 We've been cross-matching Pinots all afternoon and this is something I think you'll like..... 1.2041 0.03731 147 120 24 3
4523 Square peg in a round hole? I have no idea what you mean. 1.2039 0.03409 152 122 29 1
4524 It's really their party and we're all just guests... 1.2039 0.03352 206 171 28 7
4525 ...after college I was touring the Amazon rainforest. While it's obviously very primitive and fairly rustic, if you ever get a chance to be worshipped as a god by an indigenous people... well, I would highly recommend it. 1.2038 0.03585 157 128 26 3
4526 Tom was once a twenty fisted drinker but he's dialed it way back." 1.2037 0.03625 162 133 25 4
4527 Pat is non binary. They are vegan and eradicating malaria. 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
4528 That wine will take the sting out of your sinus infection. 1.2036 0.03657 167 138 24 5
4529 "Sorry, can't help you, my blood is toxic!" 1.2036 0.03657 167 138 24 5
4530 Look who the cat brought in 1.2036 0.03348 167 135 30 2
4531 Buzz was telling me that he adores a Premier Cru AB negative. But they're so hard to find. 1.2036 0.03755 167 139 22 6
4532 I'd like you to meet my friends Sarah and Frank. They're from the planet Earth. 1.2036 0.03557 167 137 26 4
4533 Roger, here, is an importer/exporter. 1.2036 0.03348 167 135 30 2
4534 And as your host, I insist you join the party. 1.2036 0.03755 167 139 22 6
4535 Who would be more fitting to serve our signature grasshopper cocktails? 1.2036 0.03557 167 137 26 4
4536 How come you only drink reds? 1.2036 0.03454 167 136 28 3
4537 Noone's ever kissed me like that! 1.2036 0.03348 167 135 30 2
4538 Yes, it is in fact spring loaded. 1.2035 0.03682 172 143 23 6
4539 And this, this is Mona! High priestess of our anti-vac coterie! Or So exciting! Tell all about your West Nile cruise! 1.2035 0.03682 172 143 23 6
4540 The grasshoppers are the best here. 1.2035 0.03682 172 143 23 6
4541 He’s 54...54 is considered a very good year! 1.2035 0.03493 172 141 27 4
4542 Please, let me get you something better than that mosquatel. 1.2035 0.03493 172 141 27 4
4543 So you're the stork we've heard so much about. 1.2035 0.03862 172 145 19 8
4544 Keep cool, or you really will need an ocean of Calamine lotion. 1.2034 0.03431 177 145 28 4
4545 Allow me to introduce Dr. Stanton Chirp. Dr. Chirp is A professor in The Entomology Department at Yale. 1.2034 0.03336 177 144 30 3
4546 Julie, we're all confident that you'll be acquitted of those eco-terrorism charges. 1.2034 0.03431 177 145 28 4
4547 As you can see, our performance artist is taking a break. 1.2034 0.03431 177 145 28 4
4548 The bartender? No, I Haven't seen him 1.2034 0.03524 177 146 26 5
4549 We only have the blood of grapes here 1.2033 0.03282 182 148 31 3
4550 The monstrous growth seemed like the worst side effect. But in the long run, it's bound to be the binge drinking. 1.2033 0.03373 182 149 29 4
4551 Harold? You’re not Harold. Where’s Herold? Is that wine in your glass? 1.2033 0.03716 182 153 21 8
4552 This is the mosquito..one sip and your itching for more... 1.2032 0.03230 187 152 32 3
4553 It may be a Bloody Mary but I don't think you will like it 1.2030 0.03132 197 160 34 3
4554 You’re kidding....#me_too? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
4555 So I go to this party... 1.2026 0.03864 153 127 21 5
4556 It's a blood red blend. 2019. 1.2026 0.03634 153 125 25 3
4557 It's Bulls Blood of Eger, 2007. What do you think? 1.2025 0.03676 158 130 24 4
4558 No offense, but what you're saying sounds inhuman! 1.2025 0.03331 158 127 30 1
4559 It’s blood orange wine! 1.2025 0.03450 158 128 28 2
4560 That whole West Nile thing must have such a downer... glad to see that you are feeling better. 1.2025 0.03565 158 129 26 3
4561 Diversity and inclusion of animal rights 1.2025 0.03605 163 134 25 4
4562 I thought it might just be nice to give Merlot another chance. 1.2025 0.03498 163 133 27 3
4563 'We decided our parties needed a little more diversification." 1.2024 0.03734 168 140 22 6
4564 He hasn't stopped buzzing about since I gave him that bloody Mary 1.2024 0.03538 168 138 26 4
4565 You can’t drive until I check your blood/alcohol content. 1.2024 0.03436 168 137 28 3
4566 I am half stork, half centipede. 1.2024 0.03734 168 140 22 6
4567 Thanks for the blood, but I prefer to get it the natural way. 1.2023 0.03275 173 140 31 2
4568 No, we do not carry herpes! 1.2023 0.03928 173 147 17 9
4569 I'm glad Zika didn't stop you from cocktail hour! 1.2022 0.03320 178 145 30 3
4570 Ever since we went to mass last year, he just can't get enough of the stuff! 1.2022 0.03932 178 152 16 10
4571 The ambassador would like your commitment to a no biting policy. 1.2022 0.03682 178 149 22 7
4572 That blood warm enough for you, Buzz? 1.2022 0.03615 183 153 23 7
4573 I’m quite a fan of the Bloody Mary. 1.2022 0.03445 183 151 27 5
4574 Cheers to spiders everywhere. 1.2021 0.03470 188 156 26 6
4575 A naive, domestic little Burgundy, you say? 1.2021 0.03387 188 155 28 5
4576 Huh. And I thought you never drank...wine. 1.2021 0.03387 188 155 28 5
4577 Intermittent fasting 1.2021 0.03249 193 158 31 4
4578 Be a dear, Harry, and bring us some grub. 1.2021 0.03331 193 159 29 5
4579 This small talk really bugs me. 1.2021 0.03411 193 160 27 6
4580 We're all really, really hoping that special "cocktail" of yours will be enough. 1.2020 0.03199 198 162 32 4
4581 He practically ran away from his date when he saw me and has been sweet on me ever since! 1.2018 0.02939 228 186 38 4
4582 The divorce is sucking me dry. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
4583 Blood from any animal will do, right Skeeter? 1.2013 0.03950 154 129 19 6
4584 May I have a straw please? 1.2012 0.03585 164 135 25 4
4585 Hate to bug you, but this wine tastes vinegary. 1.2012 0.03585 164 135 25 4
4586 Honey, could you grab that long skinny glass we got at Senor Frogs? Actually, just grab some frogs. 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
4587 I guess I shouldn't have ordered the Blood Orange Martini! 1.2012 0.03479 164 134 27 3
4588 We met when the bedroom wall collapsed. 1.2012 0.03788 164 137 21 6
4589 Oh did you just move here from the South? 1.2012 0.03714 169 141 22 6
4590 George, here, not only selected the wines, he recommended the hors d’oeuvres we’ll be enjoying tonight. 1.2012 0.03714 169 141 22 6
4591 I'm sorry, but this is a non-GMO event. 1.2012 0.03714 169 141 22 6
4592 At first I had misgivings,but you're right,being a lawyer is a genuinely interesting profession. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
4593 I prefer a Napa red over your Lyme's tainted burgundy. 1.2012 0.03313 169 137 30 2
4594 I hope you enjoy this stinger more. 1.2012 0.03519 169 139 26 4
4595 Try the Bloody Mary. It's spiked. 1.2011 0.03821 174 147 19 8
4596 And as soon as I turn my head this martini glass will be empty 1.2011 0.03258 174 141 31 2
4597 It grew up in this neighborhood, so it prefers red wine! 1.2011 0.03359 174 142 29 3
4598 Gregor Samsa, traveling salesman 1.2011 0.03663 179 150 22 7
4599 Your sardonic attempt at irony does not impress me, I know there is a bug in my wine 1.2011 0.03748 179 151 20 8
4600 And this must be the famous 'Mosca Grande' I've been hearing so much about this summer. 1.2011 0.03912 179 153 16 10
4601 Cognac and creme de menthe, and like, get out, you've never heard of it? 1.2011 0.03340 184 151 29 4
4602 We love what you've done with the nest. 1.2011 0.03340 184 151 29 4
4603 He’s here to spike the drinks! 1.2011 0.03678 184 155 21 8
4604 Well I thought it was quite a funny story, even if not everyone here agrees. 1.2011 0.03250 184 150 31 3
4605 We He's taking a DNA test for his birthday so we can learn more about his ancestry. 1.2011 0.03513 184 153 25 6
4606 ...And here’s the little birdie that gave me the winning lottery numbers. 1.2011 0.03758 184 156 19 9
4607 Watch carefully, you'll learn how to sip... 1.2010 0.03549 194 163 23 8
4608 Ever since rehab, all she craves is red wine. 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
4609 Let me introduce; I’m sorry, what was you species again? 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
4610 Have you tried the blood type diet? 1.2000 0.03926 155 130 19 6
4611 Manny is the lead attorney in the Gregor Samsa trial. 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
4612 Daahling,I haven't seen you is ages,how's your Aunt Bee doing 1.2000 0.03801 175 148 19 8
4613 OH I thought you said " mesquite " infused margaritas. 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
4614 Bloody Larry, anyone? 1.2000 0.03926 155 130 19 6
4615 You'll love it, the taste is out of this world. 1.2000 0.03634 160 132 24 4
4616 Oh, you made a "Wine" sound, that makes sense. For years, we thought it was a whining" sound. 1.2000 0.03474 145 117 27 1
4617 Enjoy the last of that wine--since your kind decimated this years grape crop 1.2000 0.03945 160 135 18 7
4618 Did you know that in two more drinks you'll look like a snake? 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
4619 It's the latest trend: zika parties for adults. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
4620 Speaking of "The Girl from Ipanema," guess who's got the zika? 1.2000 0.03500 170 140 26 4
4621 Relax, he can't bite and his missus couldn't make it. 1.2000 0.03524 160 131 26 3
4622 I DON'T RECALL INVITING YOU FOR COCKTAILS! 1.2000 0.03470 180 149 26 5
4623 I get that it has the same alcohol levels as your blood, but it's just not the same without the plasma. 1.2000 0.03707 155 128 23 4
4624 Kevin and Sandra, this is Graham and I really hope you catch malaria and die. 1.2000 0.03958 165 140 17 8
4625 Bill got me started on the “Nectar Diet” and now I can type 700 words a minute. 1.2000 0.03645 180 151 22 7
4626 She's not a pest; she's empowered. 1.2000 0.03784 150 124 22 4
4627 So refreshing! Someone is finally seeing the point! 1.2000 0.03249 200 165 30 5
4628 We're just curious. How long does it take to trim your toenails? 1.2000 0.03741 160 133 22 5
4629 We brought him in to do the taste-testing for our Bloody Mary 1.2000 0.03664 150 123 24 3
4630 This came from one of our patients infected with the Zika virus. 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
4631 Our new butler has created quite a buzz. 1.2000 0.03598 170 141 24 5
4632 He likes to talk about fish. 1.2000 0.03460 165 135 27 3
4633 Please. Enjoy your drinks, I harvested the blood myself. 1.2000 0.03565 165 136 25 4
4634 I agree “birds of a feather” is far better than”#metoo”! 1.1990 0.03285 196 162 29 5
4635 They named this drink after me. Try it. 1.1989 0.03394 186 154 27 5
4636 I'm having the DEET sprintzer ! 1.1989 0.03218 186 152 31 3
4637 Next thing you know were sucking each other off. 1.1989 0.03721 186 158 19 9
4638 Vector cocktail, compliments of the mosquito rights movement. 1.1989 0.03626 181 152 22 7
4639 You know how they say frog tastes like chicken...? 1.1989 0.03421 176 145 27 4
4640 The doctor said you shouldn’t drink while you’re gravid. 1.1989 0.03606 176 147 23 6
4641 I’m sure he’ll let you have a sip. 1.1989 0.03514 176 146 25 5
4642 Brandy and creme de menthe. It doesn't really have a name yet. 1.1989 0.03421 176 145 27 4
4643 Michael and Jessica were just telling me about Amazon Screenings. 1.1989 0.03694 176 148 21 7
4644 Our noses are a bit different from yours, but otherwise we see our Dad in you. Cheers to Ancestry.com for connecting us! 1.1989 0.03694 176 148 21 7
4645 Let me hold that for you 1.1989 0.03694 176 148 21 7
4646 I used to live on the edge of a cocktail glass and just dip my beak, but one day someone put growth hormones in there and here I am, still sipping but I'm holding the glass on the bottom now. 1.1988 0.03579 171 142 24 5
4647 She insisted on bringing her own drinks, they're organic. 1.1988 0.03381 171 140 28 3
4648 Do you prefer “white”. 1.1988 0.03381 171 140 28 3
4649 we all love insects, honest 1.1988 0.03579 171 142 24 5
4650 My I suggest that you order a Bloody Mary instead? 1.1988 0.03766 171 144 20 7
4651 It’s a vintage nectar from the park. 1.1988 0.03482 171 141 26 4
4652 the only problem is his very little brothers 1.1988 0.03171 171 138 32 1
4653 I believe they're wrapping up production on The Fly II: Oops I Did It Again later this month - isn't that right, Mr. Goldblum? 1.1988 0.03579 171 142 24 5
4654 Can I get you a highball glass instead? 1.1988 0.03674 171 143 22 6
4655 Fess up, George, you're an alien, right? Guys, I won the pool. Bob, thought you were a mutate insect, while Nancy had you as some sort of bot. We didn't buy HR's explanation that you were from France. 1.1988 0.03746 166 139 21 6
4656 Sorry, your pointed comments are no longer welcome, and red wine is no longer appropriate in a house with white carpeting 1.1988 0.04028 166 142 15 9
4657 Why do you need us to make your Bloody Mary? 1.1988 0.03546 166 137 25 4
4658 As host, I’d like to tell you he is one of us now. 1.1988 0.03746 166 139 21 6
4659 I'm filing an employment discrimination claim; they can't go around saying we all have malaria. 1.1988 0.03842 166 140 19 7
4660 I can assure you there is no glyphosate - we're organic! 1.1988 0.03647 166 138 23 5
4661 It's too bad your wife couldn't make it. The human species don't bite. 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
4662 ”Well, I did order a jungle bird cocktail with a twizzler stick. 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
4663 What do you mean, I'd probably be someone who has strong opinions on birth control and abortion?! 1.1988 0.03392 161 131 28 2
4664 Buzz is a big "Lord of the Flies" fan. 1.1988 0.03614 161 133 24 4
4665 You guys like bloody Marys, don’t you? 1.1987 0.03454 156 127 27 2
4666 Someone's been skipping leg day. 1.1987 0.03571 156 128 25 3
4667 That’s a biting viewpoint on blood transfusion. 1.1987 0.03685 156 129 23 4
4668 I am very impressed with your proboscis. It is a wonderful, natural, and green alternative to straws. 1.1986 0.03519 141 114 26 1
4669 Dry martini, chigger with gin. 1.1985 0.03737 136 111 23 2
4670 Hors d'oeuvres? 1.1979 0.03483 192 161 24 7
4671 Spindley, these are two of my human friends. 1.1978 0.03346 182 150 28 4
4672 Learn to code. 1.1978 0.03435 182 151 26 5
4673 And at other times, the burglar bars are sufficient to keep them out of the house” 1.1978 0.03435 182 151 26 5
4674 My spirit animal is a spirits animal. 1.1977 0.03846 177 151 17 9
4675 Let me introduce our sponsor, SkinnyGirl Cocktails. 1.1977 0.03846 177 151 17 9
4676 This is an enormous mosquito with a wine glasses containing a dark fluid. 1.1977 0.03836 172 146 18 8
4677 Derek and Joan meet our new wine accessory, Corkie. 1.1977 0.03654 172 144 22 6
4678 It's been a struggle, but we've managed to avoid any serious itching. 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
4679 Aeden has been behind so many of the WHO efforts... 1.1977 0.03560 172 143 24 5
4680 Do you have a name or should I call you "Lawyer?" 1.1977 0.03463 172 142 26 4
4681 I’d like you to meet the best organic pollinator there is. 1.1977 0.03463 172 142 26 4
4682 Fine, I'll let you have just one more pint. 1.1976 0.03527 167 138 25 4
4683 She'll only sting if you criticize her book club. 1.1976 0.03316 167 136 29 2
4684 Oh, come on, a drink is a drink! 1.1976 0.03527 167 138 25 4
4685 This must be very frustrating for you ! Will the bartenders ever learn to use proper glasses ! 1.1976 0.03527 167 138 25 4
4686 Dont take it so seriously, it's called "happy juice" for a reason. 1.1976 0.03628 167 139 23 5
4687 This Bloody Mary is a bit weak. 1.1975 0.03699 162 135 22 5
4688 Mine’s clotted but yours looks delicious 1.1975 0.03593 162 134 24 4
4689 Don't you just love it when market meets farm? 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
4690 We're a mixed species family. 1.1975 0.03551 157 129 25 3
4691 Oh! Did you you get the Bloody Mary with HIV, Tabasco, and extra West Nile? 1.1975 0.03880 157 132 19 6
4692 You should have asked for a Screaming Orgasm. 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
4693 We figured this was one way to stave off this year’s spread of that nasty bug. 1.1974 0.03620 152 125 24 3
4694 May I introduce, the originator of the mosquito cocktail 1.1974 0.03965 152 128 18 6
4695 Normally, yes. But tonight I'll just be having Grey Goose Bloody Mary's... 1.1973 0.03938 147 123 19 5
4696 Edna, Charles…I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. 1.1973 0.03818 147 122 21 4
4697 "And this is Jeremy. He'll be designing the new website 1.1972 0.03637 142 116 24 2
4698 They tell us that nothing bad will happen as long as we supply him with all of the blood that he needs. 1.1971 0.03991 137 114 19 4
4699 I decided to marry a lawyer with convictions 1.1967 0.03418 183 152 26 5
4700 Let me get you another glass. Your beak is too long. 1.1966 0.03193 178 145 31 2
4701 Bloody Marys are such rip -offs, here take a sip of this, it's a 'Plasma Pete', it's what all the 'vampires' drink. 1.1965 0.03244 173 141 30 2
4702 Do you know what Brexit means? 1.1963 0.03779 163 137 20 6
4703 I just can't get enough of this Sangria made with Blood Orange! 1.1963 0.03573 163 135 24 4
4704 You look so familiar Have we met before? 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
4705 I'd drink your blood but this wine is so good! 1.1963 0.03878 163 138 18 7
4706 Oh !Sangria does it for me!" 1.1963 0.03466 163 134 26 3
4707 Do you want to show us your dip and sip trick again? 1.1961 0.03599 153 126 24 3
4708 I'll trade you for that Bloody Mary you have there! 1.1961 0.03941 153 129 18 6
4709 Let’s ask this guy which year this was corked. He’s got the nose for it. 1.1959 0.03671 148 122 23 3
4710 No,no. I'm just saying that bitimg everyone you know may not be the best strategy. 1.1959 0.03794 148 123 21 4
4711 I thought you might prefer merlot over a gin & tonic but it's your call. 1.1959 0.03450 194 163 24 7
4712 He was delivering a baby but we convinced him to become our butler. 1.1958 0.04002 143 120 18 5
4713 You wanted to meet the NIMBY couple. 1.1957 0.03401 184 153 26 5
4714 So, is Zika going to introduce an IPO? There's room in the New York exchange. 1.1957 0.03488 184 154 24 6
4715 Sorry, There are no more grasshoppers ! 1.1957 0.03313 184 152 28 4
4716 Fred is so big now he needs to drink blood directly out of a glass. Years ago, he would have been biting you as we speak! 1.1955 0.03369 179 148 27 4
4717 I'll take it if you can't drink it. 1.1955 0.03274 179 147 29 3
4718 I know not all of you carry Zika, but I don't want to risk it. 1.1955 0.03461 179 149 25 5
4719 If I spike your drink it’s purely by accident I assure you. 1.1954 0.03616 174 146 22 6
4720 Ron, darling....Do you mind if I interject? The story is a lot more interesting than that... 1.1954 0.03427 174 144 26 4
4721 Zeke is a biblical name but what were your parents thinking? 1.1954 0.03427 174 144 26 4
4722 And this is Denise. She's into leggings. 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
4723 Is that a bloody Mary, Sir? May I? 1.1953 0.03171 169 137 31 1
4724 It just tastes better when you know where it comes from" Charlie Anzalone, Croton-on-Hudson, N 1.1953 0.03588 169 141 23 5
4725 I'd hate to be a bug and seem like a pest, But can I try your red, I've heard it's the best! 1.1953 0.03281 169 138 29 2
4726 I'd like a bloody, Mary. 1.1953 0.03685 169 142 21 6
4727 So how do you feel about geneic modification? 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
4728 Meet my ex. He's a little irritating but at least he likes to drink. 1.1953 0.03489 169 140 25 4
4729 Can I offer you a Bloody Mary instead? 1.1951 0.03657 164 137 22 5
4730 And this, is, our new state Representative from Southern Louisiana, Senator Poindexter. 1.1951 0.03856 164 139 18 7
4731 Michael's in charge of Web design for the company 1.1951 0.03554 164 136 24 4
4732 How 'bout a Bloody, Mary? 1.1951 0.03176 205 170 30 5
4733 A Bloody Mary is made with tomato juice. 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
4734 It's Tru blood. Will that do?" 1.1950 0.03730 159 133 21 5
4735 Oh, but you tell it so much better. 1.1950 0.03622 159 132 23 4
4736 Opposable thumbs are great or what? 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
4737 How did the Bloody Mary turn out? 1.1950 0.03510 159 131 25 3
4738 Oh, do buzz off ! 1.1949 0.03194 195 161 30 4
4739 Actually, its Ms Keto. This is 2019 after all. 1.1948 0.03694 154 128 22 4
4740 That is really an unusual perspective! 1.1946 0.03771 149 124 21 4
4741 Here’s to anything! 1.1946 0.03206 185 152 30 3
4742 BuzzFeed is more than just quizzes. 1.1946 0.03554 185 156 22 7
4743 I'd like you to meet our head of R&D, Dr. Weevil. 1.1946 0.03297 185 153 28 4
4744 It is hard to doubt when you say its that long. 1.1944 0.03258 180 148 29 3
4745 You were always one for a good Red. 1.1943 0.03312 175 144 28 3
4746 Red wine goes well with humans. 1.1943 0.03597 175 147 22 6
4747 I asked for a grasshopper, not a grasshopper grasshopper 1.1943 0.03775 175 149 18 8
4748 This is my friend Xrpzphtt, who rescued me from that horrid alien abduction. 1.1943 0.03312 175 144 28 3
4749 So hopefully this is less awkward than when HIS family discovered I don't drink red wine. 1.1943 0.03211 175 143 30 2
4750 You are a fencing champ? 1.1943 0.03504 175 146 24 5
4751 So I was sitting there, drenched in barbecue sauce... 1.1943 0.03409 175 145 26 4
4752 Angela! You wanna change your drink? You keep starring at Jack's Bloody Mary. 1.1943 0.03211 175 143 30 2
4753 Well straws hurt us. 1.1943 0.03409 175 145 26 4
4754 This is one of our candidates to become an ambassador for genetically modified blood. 1.1942 0.03939 139 116 19 4
4755 This is Gregor's sister, Grete. 1.1941 0.03569 170 142 23 5
4756 He doesn't bite 1.1941 0.03470 170 141 25 4
4757 No, sorry, it's not a Bloody Mary--just straight blood. By the way, just out of curiosity, what blood type are you folks? 1.1941 0.03470 170 141 25 4
4758 Well, our friend here specializes in Phlebotomy as well! 1.1941 0.03155 170 138 31 1
4759 Yes, my name is Mary... 1.1941 0.03470 170 141 25 4
4760 Monsieur Mojito! 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
4761 I specialize in bloody Marys. What are YOUR names? 1.1939 0.03637 165 138 22 5
4762 Fred and Janet, meet Eileen Samsa. She recently left her husband Gregor, a monstrous vermin. Do you know anyone for her? 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
4763 Oh, Susan, we we're just talking about how you make the best Bloody Mary's! 1.1939 0.03737 165 139 20 6
4764 Would you mind giving me a hand. 1.1939 0.03534 165 137 24 4
4765 "He might be a bit kitsch, but on clearance at Pier One." 1.1939 0.03835 165 140 18 7
4766 Could I have a sip of what you’re drinking? 1.1938 0.03490 160 132 25 3
4767 Funnily enough, at first, I wanted to smack him for his boldness. 1.1938 0.03601 160 133 23 4
4768 Malaria— It’s all the rage 1.1938 0.03490 160 132 25 3
4769 He likes sugar and water! 1.1937 0.02962 191 155 35 1
4770 It’s type “pinOt”. Why do you ask? 1.1935 0.02905 186 150 36 0
4771 I'm sorry..? Oh, of course, let me hold it for you! 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
4772 The blood-orange cocktail looks delicious. 1.1935 0.03437 155 127 26 2
4773 Arnaud is a sommelier. 1.1935 0.03785 155 130 20 5
4774 No, my name's not Mary 1.1934 0.03426 181 151 25 5
4775 Well, my husband is an experimental exterminator. 1.1934 0.03426 181 151 25 5
4776 Just like living in a Neo-Kafkaesque world. 1.1934 0.03514 181 152 23 6
4777 But darling, we didn't mean that sort of buzz. 1.1934 0.03335 181 150 27 4
4778 Let me introduce my father, Daddy long legs. 1.1934 0.03241 181 149 29 3
4779 Klingon Blood Wine? No, I've never heard of it. 1.1934 0.03241 181 149 29 3
4780 Here’s Harry, his wine tasting course is creating quite a buzz 1.1933 0.03501 150 123 25 2
4781 She prefers blood, but a good cab will do. 1.1933 0.03748 150 125 21 4
4782 So you are the expert on bug juice! 1.1932 0.03392 176 146 26 4
4783 I Only drink Pinot. 1.1932 0.03755 176 150 18 8
4784 I was just telling them how you cut out the middle man. 1.1932 0.03392 176 146 26 4
4785 I was hatched in a distillery so acquired a taste for alcohol instead of blood. 1.1932 0.03295 176 145 28 3
4786 He's got the bill 1.1932 0.03295 176 145 28 3
4787 Forgive me, but toasting with you feels a bit dangerous. 1.1932 0.03578 176 148 22 6
4788 I don't know if you prefer "insect" or "bug" or if you're sucking on a Bloody Mary or if these two are named "The Deets" and you find them repellent, but I'm certain nothing funny will come to me til after the fourth of March, and it will kill me. 1.1932 0.03755 176 150 18 8
4789 The bugs keep getting in the booze! 1.1931 0.03701 145 120 22 3
4790 Portion, passion, poison: whatever you like. 1.1930 0.03452 171 142 25 4
4791 We presume you're not the Chard type. 1.1930 0.03246 171 140 29 2
4792 Do you have a straw? 1.1928 0.03716 166 140 20 6
4793 I think it's the best diet I ever tried. 1.1928 0.03514 166 138 24 4
4794 Are you a friend of the Bride or the Groom? 1.1928 0.03716 166 140 20 6
4795 I hope you don't get arrested for drunk flying... 1.1925 0.03581 161 134 23 4
4796 Just you wait, the frog will come. I told him the party is insect-themed. 1.1925 0.03357 161 132 27 2
4797 Guys, this is Franz. 1.1925 0.03352 187 156 26 5
4798 You should see this amazing trick he does where he turns water into blood! 1.1923 0.03651 156 130 22 4
4799 only the exquisite like my self, drink AB positive, which is why, i'm assuming, you're drinking...tequila? 1.1923 0.03496 182 153 23 6
4800 Got an extra swizzle stick? 1.1923 0.03225 182 150 29 3
4801 1.1923 0.04079 156 134 14 8
4802 How can you be so sanguine about the poor attendance? 1.1923 0.03496 182 153 23 6
4803 Interracial relationships are so 2008. 1.1921 0.03468 177 148 24 5
4804 Wine's OK -- sure you would'nt rather have a Grasshopper? 1.1921 0.03559 177 149 22 6
4805 He’s the sommelier at Washington’s Mosquito Fleet Winery. 1.1921 0.03468 177 148 24 5
4806 I know it's the wrong glass for port, but he insisted on having a big dose of sweetness. Patrick Calhoun, Columbia, SC 803-466-8836 1.1921 0.03735 177 151 18 8
4807 A little less lemon eucalyptus and a touch more neem oil. 1.1921 0.03559 177 149 22 6
4808 I PREFER A POSITIVE 1.1921 0.03735 177 151 18 8
4809 My husband and I met at the in vivo testing lab where I work. 1.1921 0.03725 151 126 21 4
4810 In a prior life, my husband was called Watson and worked at Theranos. Now he just drinks red wine and pokes me. 1.1921 0.03480 151 124 25 2
4811 I used sip blood before I discovered red wine. 1.1919 0.03718 172 146 19 7
4812 And Monsieur Skeeter is presenting his newest vintage, Sang des Humains. 1.1919 0.03433 172 143 25 4
4813 Do you have to bug into everyone’s conversation? 1.1919 0.03433 172 143 25 4
4814 Looks like evolution is real!! 1.1919 0.03626 172 145 21 6
4815 You want some blood? I gave at the office. 1.1916 0.03391 167 138 26 3
4816 Anyone else see the news about the number of mosquitoes decreasing? 1.1916 0.03282 167 137 28 2
4817 No, I said I could drink a beaker full of these!” 1.1916 0.03495 167 139 24 4
4818 I'm afraid, Daddy's, shall I say, Devotion to his nightly Grasshoppers has been..transforming . 1.1915 0.03160 188 155 30 3
4819 She decided to delay her flight until tomorrow. 1.1915 0.02975 188 153 34 1
4820 This Grenache is all the buzz west of the Nile. 1.1915 0.03755 141 117 21 3
4821 But for this glass, I could finish you off with a clap, you know. 1.1915 0.03419 188 158 24 6
4822 And these are the leaches... 1.1914 0.03561 162 135 23 4
4823 ...and that's why I want you to host the Malaria Biennial. 1.1914 0.03451 162 134 25 3
4824 So, what's the point of your story? 1.1914 0.03451 162 134 25 3
4825 West nile 2018 , oh yes as the lce bergs melted it turned out to be vintage years 1.1914 0.03667 162 136 21 5
4826 I'm sorry the b positive only comes in blood red. 1.1913 0.03302 183 152 27 4
4827 Vampires anonymous had a nice ring to it 1.1912 0.03388 204 173 23 8
4828 This is our neighbor Ms. Kita, she brought that bottle of blood red Merlot 1.1911 0.03275 157 128 28 1
4829 Yes, and I'd like to introduce you to Bob who directed the neo-noir thriller 'Blood and Wine' right here in South Miami. 1.1910 0.03541 178 150 22 6
4830 And this one of our most productive suppliers. 1.1910 0.03357 178 148 26 4
4831 Nice seeing you out of my mattress. 1.1910 0.03541 178 150 22 6
4832 Sorry, I didn't know calling you a bug was an insult. 1.1908 0.03703 152 127 21 4
4833 Fred, you're drunk again. 1.1908 0.03931 152 129 17 6
4834 Of course I let him breathe first! 1.1908 0.03415 173 144 25 4
4835 You choose: take the alcohol directly or get it via their blood. 1.1905 0.03372 168 139 26 3
4836 He's a bit of a party hopper. 1.1905 0.03577 168 141 22 5
4837 I still can't believe I fell for the "Who's your daddy?" line. 1.1905 0.03372 168 139 26 3
4838 I don’t know about you Barbara, but I prefer the reds 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
4839 Anopheles is much better since he quit his bloody drinking. 1.1902 0.03541 163 136 23 4
4840 There's plenty to drink. 1.1899 0.03245 179 148 28 3
4841 I just call him Daddy. 1.1899 0.03611 179 152 20 7
4842 Let me introduce you to the original Octomom. 1.1899 0.03609 158 132 22 4
4843 We live in a tree now. This is our landlord 1.1897 0.03587 174 147 21 6
4844 Elon Musk brought her back from his Mars journey, she'll be the next CEO 1.1897 0.03298 174 144 27 3
4845 I keeping telling my party members, we need to be inclusive to get elected. 1.1897 0.03196 174 143 29 2
4846 Loved your memoir about your youth in the honeysuckle vine, but really...did you really do that with a hundred larvae? 1.1897 0.03397 174 145 25 4
4847 How about a straw? 1.1895 0.03681 153 128 21 4
4848 Shall I hold that for you? 1.1895 0.04121 153 132 13 8
4849 Let me introduce John and Ann Opheles. 1.1895 0.03439 153 126 25 2
4850 Sweetheart, be a dear and bring me a shrimp cocktail. 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
4851 This wine has great legs. 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
4852 I want to file jointly, but he says it's better if I claim him as a dependent. 1.1893 0.03458 169 141 24 4
4853 This is Tom. He just flew in from a Tim Burton shoot and boy are his arms tired. 1.1892 0.03178 185 153 29 3
4854 can I call you an Uber? 1.1892 0.04107 148 127 14 7
4855 May I present Morris Skeeto... 1.1892 0.03444 185 156 23 6
4856 Le chaim friends !!! 1.1892 0.03632 148 123 22 3
4857 Can I get you some more blood? 1.1890 0.03626 164 138 21 5
4858 We don't kiss much but I'm crazy over the hugs. 1.1889 0.03323 180 150 26 4
4859 Samantha, Frank, meet our new neighbor, Buzz. 1.1887 0.03238 159 130 28 1
4860 He can put down the Bloody Mary's. 1.1887 0.03803 159 135 18 6
4861 Yours is Sangria 1.1886 0.03569 175 148 21 6
4862 Is that the right glass for a Bloody Mary? 1.1886 0.03380 175 146 25 4
4863 George is a visiting researcher from Ursa Major, with a specialty in intersteller food sourcing. 1.1886 0.03569 175 148 21 6
4864 The White House will never know he's on the border wall. 1.1886 0.03475 175 147 23 5
4865 Meet my friend Gunnar from Minnesota 1.1883 0.03292 154 126 27 1
4866 Oh, you'd rather have a vodka stinger? 1.1882 0.03636 170 144 20 6
4867 This is Charles, our wine consultant. 1.1882 0.03336 170 141 26 3
4868 Is your name Jim-the famous grasshopper who walked into a bar? 1.1882 0.03636 170 144 20 6
4869 I call it a Grasshopper. 1.1882 0.03427 186 157 23 6
4870 I'm drinking a Cabernet, but I'd rather drinking some AB+ right now. 1.1882 0.03341 186 156 25 5
4871 Watch out, it might start bobbing again. 1.1882 0.03253 186 155 27 4
4872 I can't believe you are drinking again after your alien spaceship got that DUI. 1.1882 0.03427 186 157 23 6
4873 Can I get you anything from the bartender? 1.1879 0.03969 149 127 16 6
4874 I'd like you to meet Anopholes Moustique, he's here with the Chief of the Gene Splicing Research Center. 1.1879 0.03394 165 137 25 3
4875 No need to worry about me flying home. I am still in my pupa stage. 1.1879 0.03169 165 135 29 1
4876 But is it a girl or a boy? 1.1878 0.03212 181 150 28 3
4877 She’s from Paul’s side, but you can say that we have also developed a blood relation 1.1878 0.03015 181 148 32 1
4878 Thanks, but I never accept a drink that I didn't watch being poured. 1.1878 0.03487 181 153 22 6
4879 Are you enjoying The Pinot’s? 1.1875 0.03567 160 134 22 4
4880 Are you drinking the Moss Keto? 1.1875 0.03884 160 137 16 7
4881 Thicker than a Super Tuscan? Really? 1.1875 0.03163 176 145 29 2
4882 So, I met this sucker at the Lake.” Russell Keske, Chicago, Illinois 1.1875 0.03455 160 133 24 3
4883 When the Transubstantiation occurs, you’re really going to get that flavor you’re looking for. 1.1875 0.03676 160 135 20 5
4884 I am surprised its not a Bloody Mary 1.1875 0.03340 160 132 26 2
4885 Do you prefer floral or fruity notes in wine? 1.1875 0.03550 176 149 21 6
4886 Another nerd in a sweater vest? Don't you have any cool friends Debbie? That's right, keep drinking your dry Martini. 1.1872 0.03575 187 160 19 8
4887 I hope they're not bugging you. 1.1871 0.03616 171 145 20 6
4888 The mosquitos here have decided to eliminate the middleman. 1.1871 0.03421 171 143 24 4
4889 If you turn your back on him, your drink is history!" 1.1871 0.03318 171 142 26 3
4890 Buzz feed is fine but I’m more of a buzz drink person 1.1871 0.03318 171 142 26 3
4891 Make them, no he doesn’t even like Bloody Marys. 1.1871 0.03520 171 144 22 5
4892 Sorry for being late, I needed to fly over a wall. 1.1871 0.03318 171 142 26 3
4893 Hey. Did someone spike my drink? 1.1869 0.03206 198 166 27 5
4894 I want you to meet my neighbor who is enjoying his Bloody Mary. 1.1868 0.03381 182 153 24 5
4895 Mo opposes barriers too. 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
4896 No, I never said 'drinking problem.' 1.1867 0.03376 166 138 25 3
4897 This is why I hate dinner parties! 1.1867 0.03829 150 127 18 5
4898 With a little practice, small talk will come more naturally. 1.1867 0.03461 150 124 24 2
4899 Hold our drinks. We'll be right back. 1.1864 0.03439 177 149 23 5
4900 She's very efficient but she only serves grasshoppers!! 1.1864 0.03439 177 149 23 5
4901 Any interest in being our designated driver? 1.1863 0.03436 161 134 24 3
4902 Here you are, it's right from the tap 1.1863 0.03547 161 135 22 4
4903 The wine glass?" I don't know where that idea came from. 1.1863 0.03655 161 136 20 5
4904 Isnt she so cordial for a bloodsucker? 1.1863 0.03760 161 137 18 6
4905 Whenever Mr. Mozzie shows up at my parties, gin and tonic becomes the preferred drink for the other guests. 1.1863 0.03760 161 137 18 6
4906 I would like you to meet Mr. Musky Toe. 1.1860 0.03597 172 146 20 6
4907 of course we support Zika, is that a Bloody Mary you're drinking? 1.1860 0.03501 172 145 22 5
4908 I’m on Spring Break and you? 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
4909 Gee and I thout my daddy had long legs 1.1860 0.03301 172 143 26 3
4910 We wish we were as sharp as you 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
4911 I know you would prefer a Bloody Mary but w'ere out of tomato juice. 1.1860 0.03402 172 144 24 4
4912 Oh, and this is Mr. Samsa from 3-D. 1.1859 0.03838 156 133 17 6
4913 Whoa! That’s not wine he’s drinking! 1.1859 0.03499 156 130 23 3
4914 And this is Arnold. His wine is so exclusive; he has to suck it out of his suppliers. 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
4915 Insects and mammals aren't perfect, but we can all agree: Birds are the worst! 1.1859 0.03728 156 132 19 5
4916 Well sure, we all like olives. But twenty? 1.1858 0.03273 183 153 26 4
4917 Yes, it is called a "grasshopper" 1.1856 0.03357 167 139 25 3
4918 Party crasher Skeet thinks the red wine is our blood. Don't flinch. 1.1856 0.03357 167 139 25 3
4919 This is Jerome Tipulidae, who is an exchange student living in Great Neck. Mom, please don't offend him by calling him Daddy Long Legs. 1.1856 0.03566 167 141 21 5
4920 Here is my friend Sir Suckalot. 1.1856 0.03665 167 142 19 6
4921 The drinks at this party don’t suck. 1.1856 0.03248 167 138 27 2
4922 Isn't it more civil ? 1.1856 0.03248 167 138 27 2
4923 Glad to see we all enjoy red wine. 1.1856 0.03357 167 139 25 3
4924 Hold my wine! 1.1854 0.03440 151 125 24 2
4925 We met in college. He's currently a senior partner at Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
4926 ...and he's a fast one, so keep your drink away from his beak. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
4927 You see? With enough alcohol, anything is possible! 1.1852 0.02931 189 155 33 1
4928 It keep her off our backs. 1.1852 0.03417 162 135 24 3
4929 Please meet "Chrysalis." I call my big social butterfly with an amazing nose for my best wines 1.1852 0.03117 189 157 29 3
4930 She is from their union. It turns out all they have ever wanted was a glass of red wine. 1.1850 0.03384 173 145 24 4
4931 Femme un: Je vais avoir du jus de pomme. L'homme: J'ai du vin rouge Moustique: Je bois du sang frais Femme deux: Ohhh moi aussi je ne suis pas merveilleux! Femme un et L'homme: OH LA VACHE 1.1850 0.03577 173 147 20 6
4932 Let me take that from you. According to Amy, stemware is to be held by the stem, and the beverage in it is to be sipped directly with the mouth ---no straws." Joe Pitts, Washington, D 1.1848 0.03164 184 153 28 3
4933 And to think the papers played up the idea of a virulent insect invasion. 1.1848 0.03257 184 154 26 4
4934 My point is your story is valid and has legs. 1.1847 0.03479 157 131 23 3
4935 Being a spider woman is not a curse. It's quite fun. 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
4936 Bill here's drinking a 2012 California O-, which was a great year for reds. 1.1847 0.03360 157 130 25 2
4937 You look too buzzed to fly home, let me call you a mosqUber" 1.1847 0.03594 157 132 21 4
4938 It brings such joy to Robert that we decided to keep it 1.1847 0.03479 157 131 23 3
4939 Wet your beak in your own drink! 1.1846 0.03385 195 166 22 7
4940 Both she and her tastes have evolved. 1.1845 0.03645 168 143 19 6
4941 Jim just moved next door 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
4942 Diversity at it's best. 1.1845 0.03339 168 140 25 3
4943 G With my project greenlighted and dodging that rolled up newspaper, I would say my year is off to a great start 1.1845 0.03339 168 140 25 3
4944 Introducing science meets stupidity. 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
4945 No offense, but you are a bloodsucker. 1.1845 0.03339 168 140 25 3
4946 This is our candidate, Bob. 1.1845 0.03645 168 143 19 6
4947 Hey Susan let me introduce Jim and Kay, they’re fascinated with blood as well. 1.1845 0.03444 168 141 23 4
4948 Richard's latest work is all abuzz. 1.1845 0.03339 168 140 25 3
4949 Your parties always generate a lot of buzz. 1.1844 0.03429 141 116 24 1
4950 My darling Frank is having another one which means in an hour the only wine left will be in your ears. 1.1844 0.03310 179 150 25 4
4951 When we dated he only drank white wine. 1.1844 0.03404 179 151 23 5
4952 You suck! 1.1844 0.03310 179 150 25 4
4953 You told me you wanted yours Straight Up. 1.1844 0.03115 179 148 29 2
4954 Are you sure it's OK to have a drink while we're expecting? 1.1842 0.03783 152 129 18 5
4955 You’’re tired of grasshoppers? 1.1842 0.03102 190 158 29 3
4956 He likes to put his nose in others business. 1.1842 0.03896 152 130 16 6
4957 Have you met? 1.1841 0.03162 201 169 27 5
4958 Sorry, I ate the olive. 1.1840 0.03397 163 136 24 3
4959 How is the sangria? 1.1840 0.03613 163 138 20 5
4960 Drink up, everyone! I'm not driving tonight. 1.1840 0.03284 163 135 26 2
4961 I must say, this is just A+! 1.1839 0.03740 174 150 16 8
4962 I'm tellin ya your b positive ... 1.1839 0.03740 174 150 16 8
4963 What’s the Buzz? 1.1839 0.03366 174 146 24 4
4964 My husband always makes excellent points. He can really go deep with needle-like precision. 1.1839 0.03558 174 148 20 6
4965 It has more antioxidants than his usual choice. 1.1837 0.03864 147 125 17 5
4966 I overheard you talking about gender equality. What about species equality? 1.1837 0.03347 147 121 25 1
4967 Well, they’re FROM the Napa Valley. 1.1834 0.03425 169 142 23 4
4968 It makes an awesome Mai Tai. 1.1834 0.03527 169 143 21 5
4969 You simply must tell me the name of your diet! 1.1834 0.03625 169 144 19 6
4970 Would you like one of my olives? 1.1834 0.03321 169 141 25 3
4971 Need I elaborate on the evils of alcohol? 1.1833 0.03099 180 149 29 2
4972 I just love olives. Do you mind? 1.1833 0.03386 180 152 23 5
4973 Oh..! You must be that author of that new book...."Think Thin"! 1.1833 0.03294 180 151 25 4
4974 I only drink sweet reds 1.1830 0.03399 153 127 24 2
4975 Let me introduce the CEO best pest control agency in the city. 1.1830 0.03644 153 129 20 4
4976 Bill, Emily, I’d like you to meet Moss Kido. 1.1829 0.03266 164 136 26 2
4977 Don’t worry. Just means more for us. 1.1829 0.03378 164 137 24 3
4978 I know, you're such a catch. New York is such a tough place to date for women. 1.1829 0.03378 164 137 24 3
4979 The sommelier seems very pointed. 1.1829 0.03378 164 137 24 3
4980 I'm starting to feel pretty lightheaded, so no more bloodies for you. 1.1829 0.03147 175 145 28 2
4981 I told you Lenny, the Smiths are from Long Island. 1.1829 0.03445 175 148 22 5
4982 No, I am not here to retrieve olives 1.1828 0.03133 186 155 28 3
4983 Mary - “I prefer mine with a stalk of fresh celery.” 1.1828 0.03400 186 158 22 6
4984 No, it's not a pyramid scheme. It's a multi-level marketing company. 1.1828 0.03225 186 156 26 4
4985 Charmed as well, Oliver. Who knew you were this social. 1.1828 0.03225 186 156 26 4
4986 What long legs you have. 1.1828 0.03133 186 155 28 3
4987 Even Ms. Quito brought her own drink. 1.1825 0.03767 137 115 19 3
4988 The lyrics are "like a FLY in your chardonnay." 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
4989 Now Charlie, I'm going to leave you with the Budmans. Mr. Budman's having an Old Fashioned. You don't like Old Fashions. Remember? 1.1824 0.03553 159 134 21 4
4990 They never serve Bloody Mary's these days! 1.1824 0.03874 159 137 15 7
4991 May a bird of paradise fly up your beak" 1.1824 0.03770 159 136 17 6
4992 I started going with martinis once I couldn’t help but notice all the legs with wine. 1.1824 0.03303 170 142 25 3
4993 She's amazing - she always beats guests with two degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon. 1.1823 0.03369 181 153 23 5
4994 It's time to join the circle? 1.1823 0.03245 192 162 25 5
4995 Cheers! 1.1823 0.03245 192 162 25 5
4996 It smoothes out the tang ! 1.1823 0.02982 192 159 31 2
4997 If you want a glass you can drink out of we suggest you find another party. 1.1818 0.03331 176 148 24 4
4998 Frankly, your argument doesn't have a leg to stand on. Oops, let me rephrase that. 1.1818 0.03331 176 148 24 4
4999 This is my daddy. Now you know where my long legs came from. 1.1818 0.03132 165 136 28 1
5000 The catering? By a company called AESOP. Why? 1.1818 0.03297 187 158 24 5
5001 At first he wanted to eat our eyes but I just gave him some wine. 1.1818 0.03467 187 160 20 7
5002 And I'm like, Cabernet? I hardly know her! 1.1818 0.03331 176 148 24 4
5003 It was a typical meet-cute romance: we accidentally switched phones while he was feeding on me. 1.1818 0.03503 154 129 22 3
5004 I can assure you, that is NOT watered down blood. 1.1814 0.03196 204 173 25 6
5005 Are you sure you should be having that? You look a bit peaked. 1.1813 0.03260 182 153 25 4
5006 How bad is your commute from the abyss of children's nightmares?" 1.1813 0.03442 182 155 21 6
5007 He's successful because he wets his beak in everything. 1.1813 0.03352 182 154 23 5
5008 You know, he really bugs me... 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
5009 Is that red wine or blood? 1.1813 0.03586 171 146 19 6
5010 Gosh, they say I’m cold blooded. 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
5011 I LOVE THIS GUY, HE ALWAYS GETS THE POINT. 1.1813 0.03389 171 144 23 4
5012 Please meet my father-in-law. 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
5013 Stingers are so passe Henry. 1.1812 0.03532 160 135 21 4
5014 You may bite me if you promise to take some fat along with the blood. 1.1812 0.03181 160 132 27 1
5015 You needn't be concerned, my proboscis is quite capable of sipping cocktails. 1.1812 0.03419 160 134 23 3
5016 I think you've had enough for tonight. 1.1812 0.03441 149 124 23 2
5017 So glad to see you're finally coming out of your shell. 1.1812 0.03441 149 124 23 2
5018 Enough of these anopheles. They're sucking the life out our parties. 1.1812 0.03695 149 126 19 4
5019 It was bloody hell. 1.1809 0.03367 188 160 22 6
5020 I call it...."Pinocchio". 1.1808 0.03216 177 148 26 3
5021 Now don't go wild and indiscriminately start sucking down too many drinks. 1.1807 0.03341 166 139 24 3
5022 Bloody Marys rock! 1.1807 0.03553 166 141 20 5
5023 These summer colds must be tough on you” 1.1807 0.03230 166 138 26 2
5024 Hey Zika, how do you like your Bloody Mary? 1.1807 0.03654 166 142 18 6
5025 No, you overheard incorrectly. Why would I ask them if they ever considered stinging? 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
5026 Try this red with a big mouthfeel. I'm fresh out of blood." 1.1806 0.03482 155 130 22 3
5027 I hope you didn’t order the beef. These days, Buzz is strictly vegan. 1.1806 0.03600 155 131 20 4
5028 I dropped seventy pounds. Remember 'Swattin' To The Oldies'?" 1.1804 0.03130 194 163 27 4
5029 So give us the deets! 1.1803 0.03424 183 156 21 6
5030 Well, I make a point of just dipping in and then sucking it up! 1.1803 0.03424 183 156 21 6
5031 As usual, dry humor 1.1803 0.03424 183 156 21 6
5032 I'm so sorry that I don't have any other glasses. 1.1803 0.03244 183 154 25 4
5033 Why so standoffish? Other guests have been excited to meet Bill Gates. 1.1803 0.03335 183 155 23 5
5034 This is Charlie Goodblood. His book, "Insectism and the American Founding" was just named best history book of the year by the Independent Publishers Association. 1.1802 0.03162 172 143 27 2
5035 He came as a promo with a case of wine. 1.1802 0.03268 172 144 25 3
5036 My name is Mary, but I'd rather you stuck with wine. 1.1802 0.03567 172 147 19 6
5037 My spider sense tells me you have a lot in common. 1.1802 0.03162 172 143 27 2
5038 And have you met James Norton from downstairs who has the lead in the new Off Broadway hit , "The Mosquito"? 1.1802 0.03268 172 144 25 3
5039 I'm thinking of becoming an exterminator. What do you guys think? 1.1801 0.03621 161 137 19 5
5040 A toast it is, then. Here's to a snootful. 1.1801 0.03284 161 134 25 2
5041 I find the sanguine to be very dry. 1.1799 0.03514 189 163 18 8
5042 Thank you. But I asked for a Brandy Alexander" 1.1799 0.03088 189 158 28 3
5043 Daddy Longlegs never fails to join us when I uncork a Merlot. 1.1799 0.03265 189 160 24 5
5044 No thanks, we’re already hopping. 1.1799 0.03178 189 159 26 4
5045 So Melvin, tell me, are you a bird or a bug? 1.1799 0.03088 189 158 28 3
5046 Darla, Barry, meet Ana Mozzer, a mega-sized, sentient mosquito. But don't worry -- she's not cisgender. 1.1799 0.03433 189 162 20 7
5047 Don't you like the Blood Cosmo? Here, you can have my Stinger. 1.1799 0.02996 189 157 30 2
5048 I thought you said you wanted a bloody 1.1799 0.03178 189 159 26 4
5049 I think it's recommending a saucy little red from a VERY boutique vineyard. 1.1798 0.03297 178 150 24 4
5050 Let’s toast our dear friend from another planet and wish it good luck in its quest for world domination. 1.1798 0.03297 178 150 24 4
5051 Larry was the lead prosecutor in State of New York v. Wicked Witch. 1.1798 0.03662 178 154 16 8
5052 What?!!! 1.1798 0.03484 178 152 20 6
5053 Thank you for saying this party sucks big time! 1.1798 0.03098 178 148 28 2
5054 Cheers, to less humans 1.1798 0.03199 178 149 26 3
5055 Gargantuanism has its benefits in today’s political environment, but I don’t know if you can sustain your numbers. 1.1796 0.03213 167 139 26 2
5056 This Party is bugged. 1.1796 0.03430 167 141 22 4
5057 I hope for citizenship, not to vote but to compete in the Olympic high jump events. 1.1796 0.03533 167 142 20 5
5058 I don’t know what all the halabalou is about this Zika virus. 1.1796 0.03323 167 140 24 3
5059 Red wine is really what keeps us together" 1.1793 0.03319 184 156 23 5
5060 Hold this. I need a drink. Is there an elephant in the room? 1.1792 0.03451 173 147 21 5
5061 My inherited wealth is largely from my grandfather's lucrative investments in the bloody plasma markets. 1.1792 0.03451 173 147 21 5
5062 That is the reddest wine I have ever seen. 1.1791 0.03647 134 112 20 2
5063 Can I get you something else? 1.1790 0.03381 162 136 23 3
5064 He woke up this morning, after a night of fitful dreams, and he's now rather charming. 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
5065 He'll go extinct right before we do. 1.1790 0.03492 162 137 21 4
5066 What a flavor profile! My dear lady, what vintage are you? 1.1790 0.03492 162 137 21 4
5067 You poke at it, but you cannot pinpoint where it is. 1.1790 0.03265 162 135 25 2
5068 #This is Emilio, a stickler for signature drinks." 1.1790 0.03807 162 140 15 7
5069 Meet our birdbot, Stella. She locks the dogs and the kids out of cocktail hour, don’t you, Stella 1.1790 0.03600 162 138 19 5
5070 That’s what she said! 1.1789 0.03163 190 160 26 4
5071 what a lovely thick red 1.1789 0.03249 190 161 24 5
5072 No, I will not make nor donate to your next drink. 1.1788 0.03556 179 154 18 7
5073 This is "Dennis the Menace", but not related to the TV character you were probably thinking of. 1.1788 0.03466 179 153 20 6
5074 I wouldn’t drink that it might stunt your growth Mr Mosquito. 1.1788 0.03183 179 150 26 3
5075 Thank you for confirming I no longer see pink elephants. 1.1788 0.03374 179 152 22 5
5076 Another mojito for you? 1.1788 0.03183 179 150 26 3
5077 I'm your host so would you please give me back my Bloody Mary? 1.1786 0.03101 196 165 27 4
5078 Tom and I see each other the exact week once a month... 1.1786 0.03265 196 167 23 6
5079 Once he stopped delivering babies he got a taste for Cabernet Sauvignon 1.1786 0.03514 168 143 20 5
5080 As a blood sucking critic i am a little thin on material today 1.1784 0.03212 185 156 25 4
5081 The "Aedes" martini. 1.1784 0.03212 185 156 25 4
5082 Its supposed to be a vampire theme, but it works! 1.1783 0.03441 157 132 22 3
5083 And Todd, here is writing the authizwd sequel to “The Metamorphosis.” 1.1783 0.03558 157 133 20 4
5084 And where are working now? 1.1782 0.03433 174 148 21 5
5085 It’s a new drink that has plenty of bite it’s called an anopheles 1.1782 0.03335 174 147 23 4
5086 He’s not much of a mixer. 1.1782 0.03129 174 145 27 2
5087 That new diet has had a dramatic effect on Melvin 1.1780 0.02967 191 159 30 2
5088 I really hate to say this, but I think you’re overdressed. 1.1780 0.03059 191 160 28 3
5089 Fred's been on that new arachnid diet. 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
5090 Good, you've mesmerized them. You can now have another drop of nectar, and then we'll tackle the others. 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
5091 OMG , that is just gnat picking! 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
5092 Prof. W.A.S.P.! How nice! Let me introduce Jacob and Rebecca Stein. 1.1779 0.03472 163 138 21 4
5093 Terroir 1.1779 0.03362 163 137 23 3
5094 The resurgence of vampire movies has led to a surprising uptick in sales. 1.1779 0.03580 163 139 19 5
5095 He’s a great help with the children. 1.1778 0.03448 180 154 20 6
5096 That’s funny! My professor always said I was way too much into my research. 1.1778 0.03622 135 113 20 2
5097 Beer, I'm surprised your not a Bloody Mary drinker. 1.1778 0.03263 180 152 24 4
5098 We didn’t order a grasshopper 1.1777 0.03406 197 170 19 8
5099 I beg your pardon Kelly, I know exactly what B.Y.O.B. means! This is from my Triassic collection. 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
5100 I'm abuzz this new cocktail... 1.1776 0.03379 152 127 23 2
5101 I want respect for diversity, forget about how happy the moment is, and by the way, what's for dinner? 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
5102 It's fruit based. 1.1775 0.03178 169 141 26 2
5103 And this is my extraordinary extraterrrestrial lover 1.1775 0.03392 169 143 22 4
5104 Mozzie here can tell you fascinating stories about his past life as a vampire. 1.1775 0.03495 169 144 20 5
5105 That must have been 30 years ago, at Syracuse, right, honey 1.1774 0.03373 186 159 21 6
5106 According to Gregor, it is incorrect to assume that Ungeziefer must refer to any particular variety of insect. 1.1772 0.03421 158 133 22 3
5107 I wish he would stop bugging me. 1.1772 0.03649 158 135 18 5
5108 Here's to pecking order. 1.1772 0.03537 158 134 20 4
5109 I suggested he switched from Bloody Marys to wine for once.” 1.1772 0.03301 158 132 24 2
5110 Why do you always have to push your point?? We told you and Rebecca that this was a "cocktail Party " ,, you are just being wine snobs ! 1.1771 0.03510 175 150 19 6
5111 Pi Kapp Blood Brothers, why? 1.1771 0.03415 175 149 21 5
5112 Dr. Jekide just flew in from California for the forum on global warming and genetically modified seeds. 1.1771 0.03217 175 147 25 3
5113 Its taste is similar to that of a blood orange. 1.1771 0.03317 175 148 23 4
5114 It's a Susan Markowitz 1986. 1.1771 0.03383 192 165 20 7
5115 They said I was crazy when I told them that “Greenbook” was going to win tonight. 1.1769 0.03701 147 125 18 4
5116 Our new neighbor, Gossiphasmanilegs! 1.1768 0.03229 164 137 25 2
5117 Long legs and no bite on that 300M-year-old vintage. 1.1768 0.03111 164 136 27 1
5118 Here’s to your extraordinary pollinating skills! 1.1768 0.03229 164 137 25 2
5119 Helen, meet Phil, I know you both like wine. 1.1768 0.03431 181 155 20 6
5120 Why yes, my name is Mary. 1.1768 0.03340 181 154 22 5
5121 And this is Sylvia from 501 1.1768 0.03072 198 167 27 4
5122 Would you like a taste? 1.1765 0.03269 170 143 24 3
5123 Sheila says she’s in entomology reincarnation 1.1765 0.03574 170 146 18 6
5124 I gave up stinging. What about you? 1.1765 0.03356 187 160 21 6
5125 You’re right! It does have a subtle fragrance I did have problems picking up, at first... 1.1765 0.03269 187 159 23 5
5126 I will grab a bud vase from the hutch, Bill. 1.1765 0.03723 153 131 17 5
5127 It's a Chateau Lemerde '87. Naive and flirty but quaffable. 1.1765 0.03269 170 143 24 3
5128 Quit bugging me 1.1762 0.03117 193 163 26 4
5129 All I'm saying is leg day is underrated. 1.1761 0.03300 176 149 23 4
5130 This 1795 North American Explorer is abolsolutey exquisite. 1.1761 0.03397 176 150 21 5
5131 Buzz, I'm sure you'd like to meet the creators of your lovely Bloody Mary 1.1761 0.03200 176 148 25 3
5132 A few too many Bloody Marys perhaps? 1.1761 0.03491 176 151 19 6
5133 I met her people watching 1.1761 0.03200 176 148 25 3
5134 Ah, darling, please meet the Sater-Fullbloods. 1.1761 0.03517 159 135 20 4
5135 Is there a reason that you've only offered me one glass of wine? 1.1758 0.03135 182 153 26 3
5136 It's a living! 1.1758 0.03413 182 156 20 6
5137 Are you buzzin' or what? 1.1758 0.03211 165 138 25 2
5138 Linda and James, this is Morris. No, he does not have Zika. 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
5139 ...and, of course, yours is red 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
5140 This is Dr. Weintraub. He helped me and Stan get over the 7-year itch. 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
5141 Alfred, our guest sommelier, recommends the port. 1.1758 0.03434 165 140 21 4
5142 I see you are drinking wine instead of stingers 1.1758 0.03324 165 139 23 3
5143 Sorry about your kids. Just keep the batteries separate from the tennis rackets from now on. 1.1757 0.03678 148 126 18 4
5144 Mind if I take a small sip? 1.1757 0.03801 148 127 16 5
5145 Debby, this is the couple I was telling you about--the one with a son who was also part of an experiment that had some hiccups. Anyway, they said he is free this weekend and he would love to hang out. 1.1753 0.03464 154 130 21 3
5146 Looks like you've had it with the macrobiotics, huh. 1.1753 0.03464 154 130 21 3
5147 I guess I just never met the right Mommy Long Legs. 1.1753 0.03103 194 164 26 4
5148 Be careful. You don't want to get legless. 1.1751 0.03283 177 150 23 4
5149 Apparently, if you put a semi-colon in your caption, the web-site misbehaves, thus not accommodating proper English. I submitted a caption for the dessert island cartoon and it seems to be applying the first part of it to this week's cartoon. Weird 1.1751 0.03825 177 156 11 10
5150 Ralph will drink wine, but his favorite drink is a Bloody Mary. 1.1751 0.03379 177 151 21 5
5151 Sure, we can switch drinks. 1.1751 0.03379 177 151 21 5
5152 This is Johnny, a member of a new species recently discovered in the Amazon. They are said to have extremely high intelligence and yet to move extremely slowly. 1.1751 0.03081 177 148 27 2
5153 I actually played Mrs. Samsa in the off-off-Broadway version. 1.1749 0.02920 183 152 30 1
5154 Okay, you'll bite. 1.1749 0.03021 183 153 28 2
5155 Don't get yourself down Jim, Elizabeth Holmes will get the technology right before you know it! 1.1749 0.03306 183 156 22 5
5156 Happy Hour" small talk was more challenging than usual 1.1747 0.03194 166 139 25 2
5157 And then Spielberg says Charlton Heston who?" 1.1747 0.03520 166 142 19 5
5158 See! There are so many options besides blood! And...there is even one called a Bloody Mary! 1.1746 0.03058 189 159 27 3
5159 Of course..., you can use the SK----- word with us. 1.1745 0.03655 149 127 18 4
5160 Yeah, bummer they ran out of crème de menthe. 1.1744 0.03536 172 148 18 6
5161 What's in that glass? 1.1744 0.03234 172 145 24 3
5162 Let me introduce you to Zika. She just flew in from the west Nile to perform the Mal-aria for us tonight! 1.1744 0.03255 195 167 22 6
5163 And Gregor here works as a traveling salesman! 1.1744 0.02912 195 163 30 2
5164 These are the Wilsons, you should have a lot in common, they just got back from Adjumani... 1.1744 0.02912 195 163 30 2
5165 Is that blood from a journalist, Typo? 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
5166 Yeah, I’m also an empty nester 1.1742 0.03791 155 134 15 6
5167 Let me introduce my significant other. 1.1742 0.03678 155 133 17 5
5168 So, how kong have you been at the NSA? 1.1742 0.03443 155 131 21 3
5169 His "Sesame Street" anecdotes are shocking. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
5170 I didn't know you were into cryptozoovestism. 1.1742 0.03563 155 132 19 4
5171 ...and so that's how he became President!" "I should have never participated in that experiment to become humanly conscious... 1.1742 0.03167 178 150 25 3
5172 She's nesting. She likes red wine at cocktail time. 1.1739 0.02997 161 133 28 0
5173 I know, right? 1.1739 0.03245 161 135 24 2
5174 She's broadening her palette. 1.1739 0.03693 161 139 16 6
5175 Pattersons, this is Juan, a genetically altered mosquito, my new husband. 1.1739 0.03198 184 156 24 4
5176 No thank you, I do not need a shot at this time. 1.1739 0.02802 184 152 32 0
5177 It only drinks red wine. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
5178 Too much white corpuscle? 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
5179 Mitch here would like to apologize to his wife's victims. Apparently, she did not realize she was expecting and didn't think twice about arriving before dusk. 1.1739 0.03476 161 137 20 4
5180 I'm in the stemwear business. 1.1739 0.03289 184 157 22 5
5181 Franz will be here in a few minutes...don't go changing to try and please him. 1.1739 0.03363 161 136 22 3
5182 I agree that Genetics began with the advent of blood typing." 1.1737 0.03044 190 160 27 3
5183 Oh no, Tito's wife likes blood, but he prefers a big Pinot Noir . 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
5184 And this is Gregor, or Greg, as he likes to be called. Used to be in sales.... 1.1737 0.03396 167 142 21 4
5185 May I strongly recommend the DEET-infused h'oerderves? 1.1737 0.03288 167 141 23 3
5186 ...and she won first prize in the Bloody Mary category. 1.1734 0.03217 173 146 24 3
5187 Here's looking at you 1.1732 0.03344 179 153 21 5
5188 I really don't get the point 1.1732 0.03344 179 153 21 5
5189 Don’t mistake my Cranberry Martini for a Bloody Mary! 1.1731 0.03172 156 130 25 1
5190 This is a 1995 dry yet very earthy type O blood coming from our great great ancestors. Enjoy! 1.1731 0.03656 156 134 17 5
5191 May I introduce my husband. He's been ill recently. 1.1731 0.03423 156 132 21 3
5192 Now I understand - it's #YouToo!" 1.1730 0.03088 185 156 26 3
5193 Have another sip of my nectar, baby, then maybe we can go back to my place and pollinate, hmmmm? 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
5194 Maybe it's the wine talking, but if you think you're too small to have an impact, Karen, try going to bed with a mosquito, if you know what I mean. 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
5195 I'm not sure you should be drinking that either. 1.1728 0.03456 162 138 20 4
5196 He prefers Rose, but a good Cab will do. 1.1728 0.03344 162 137 22 3
5197 Glad I'm left-handed. 1.1724 0.03957 145 126 13 6
5198 No, I’m not a lawyer, but I have played one on TV. 1.1724 0.03200 174 147 24 3
5199 It's very handy for Bloody Mary refills. 1.1724 0.03095 174 146 26 2
5200 Let me introduce you -- Fred and Isabelle are new to the neighborhood. 1.1720 0.03073 186 157 26 3
5201 It's a Bloody Mary specially mixed to your taste. Lots more buzz and bite --- heavy on the horseradish and Tabasco , with a double shot of vodka. Cheers! 1.1719 0.03104 192 163 25 4
5202 Meet the long legged gadfly inflicting the White House leaks.. 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
5203 So, have you watched Stranger Things yet? 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
5204 Funny, I would have guessed "Batman". 1.1718 0.03325 163 138 22 3
5205 So what’s in your glass?” “It’s an ‘86 Jean Doe. It pairs nicely with red meat 1.1718 0.03437 163 139 20 4
5206 You said you were only going to have a couple. 1.1716 0.03358 169 144 21 4
5207 Can you please assure the Millers that their baby wasn't delivered late due to your drinking? 1.1716 0.03358 169 144 21 4
5208 Have you tried the molt liquor?" 1.1716 0.03142 169 142 25 2
5209 Bummer of a drinking problem. 1.1714 0.03479 175 151 18 6
5210 If you can get past the initial sting of seeing each other, I think you all will have a wonderful time. 1.1714 0.03078 175 147 26 2
5211 My libido? 1.1713 0.03310 181 155 21 5
5212 I dunno, works just been draining recently.” 1.1713 0.03019 181 152 27 2
5213 Can't you see I'm trying to have a conversation. 1.1713 0.03119 181 153 25 3
5214 I have already eaten the olive! 1.1713 0.03119 181 153 25 3
5215 Out law firm hires only the best bloodsucking disease vectors. 1.1713 0.03310 181 155 21 5
5216 If we keep him drunk maybe he will forget to deliver the baby 1.1713 0.03401 181 156 19 6
5217 We met on a vegan cooking forum and really hit it off. 1.1713 0.03216 181 154 23 4
5218 Fred here thinks maybe a tube of some kind would make it a lot easier. 1.1711 0.03497 187 163 16 8
5219 Oh, hi there. Well, frankly, I was just saying that this animal rights thing has gone a bit too far. 1.1709 0.03613 158 136 17 5
5220 Stop bugging me. I'm trying to have a conversation here. 1.1709 0.03383 158 134 21 3
5221 I think we should limit ourselves to only one drink. 1.1707 0.03306 164 139 22 3
5222 Dan really does have a leg up on your previous boyfriends. 1.1707 0.03072 164 137 26 1
5223 Oooh. I just LOVE grasshoppers! 1.1707 0.03191 164 138 24 2
5224 I had asked for this stirred. 1.1707 0.03417 164 140 20 4
5225 Let's rather say you may prefer your red in a flute. 1.1707 0.03417 164 140 20 4
5226 Yes your correct,I was the former Sect. of the Interior 1.1707 0.03072 164 137 26 1
5227 Mm, hormonal teenager blood, mmm... 1.1706 0.03011 170 142 27 1
5228 No, you sir, don't have a leg to stand on. 1.1706 0.03234 170 144 23 3
5229 Oh do you know fly? 1.1706 0.03639 170 148 15 7
5230 I'm sorry. The nearest think we had was a bloody Mary. 1.1706 0.03542 170 147 17 6
5231 Still waiting for the earthy finish 1.1706 0.03234 170 144 23 3
5232 March blows in like a lion and goes out like a ... well, here I am. 1.1705 0.03366 176 151 20 5
5233 Ah, the missing drink. 1.1705 0.02955 176 147 28 1
5234 What did you say your name was? 1.1705 0.03167 176 149 24 3
5235 They don't believe you can drink with your beak. 1.1703 0.03004 182 153 27 2
5236 What are you having? 1.1703 0.03384 182 157 19 6
5237 I hope our bill isn't that long.... 1.1703 0.03293 182 156 21 5
5238 ...and this is Daddy Longlegs. 1.1701 0.03074 194 165 25 4
5239 This mosquito is genetically engineered for more refined tastes. 1.1701 0.03660 147 126 17 4
5240 So how do you like your marsquito? 1.1701 0.03396 147 124 21 2
5241 Who are you to suggest my blood alcohol level seems too high? 1.1699 0.03444 153 130 20 3
5242 Hey! Plastic straws are out. I brought my own. Chess anyone? 1.1699 0.03118 206 177 23 6
5243 What I lack in conversation, I more than make up for in stirring up a buzz. 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
5244 And I’ll fix her drinks. They’re kinda special. 1.1697 0.03055 165 138 26 1
5245 So, did you hear the latest buzz? 1.1697 0.03055 165 138 26 1
5246 Yes, my genetic screen shows that we are not sisters but we are certainly related. 1.1697 0.03173 165 139 24 2
5247 I’m able to skip the middleman. 1.1696 0.03108 171 144 25 2
5248 No. I’m not kidding. I was delivered by a stork. 1.1696 0.03523 171 148 17 6
5249 Bit a steroid dude... 1.1695 0.03150 177 150 24 3
5250 Yes, you see, thousands of us weigh five pounds! 1.1695 0.03047 177 149 26 2
5251 So I guess that's our meet cute 1.1694 0.02989 183 154 27 2
5252 You’re a living swizzle stick, 1.1694 0.03087 183 155 25 3
5253 Which MFA program did you graduate from? 1.1694 0.03183 183 156 23 4
5254 Congratulations on tenure in your colony. 1.1692 0.03145 195 167 23 5
5255 Bill was a former crush. Then we moved on. 1.1687 0.03224 160 135 23 2
5256 elena, darling, tell this bitch how her man taste 1.1687 0.03785 160 140 13 7
5257 He prefers the pinonoir 1.1687 0.03680 160 139 15 6
5258 The skunk couldn't make it. 1.1687 0.03459 160 137 19 4
5259 You'd be surprised how many bars misspell Zima and get sued for false advertising. 1.1687 0.02970 160 133 27 0
5260 This is one of our Midwestern architects 1.1687 0.03344 160 136 21 3
5261 We all know bloodsuckers help the economy. 1.1687 0.03156 166 140 24 2
5262 Be careful he's a drunk bird and steals tweed on a whim! 1.1687 0.03589 166 144 16 6
5263 With a proboscis like that, I'm wondering if all the other insects call you Jimmy Durante. 1.1686 0.03200 172 146 23 3
5264 I appreciate being welcomed to the neighborhood by such cool white folks as you guys. To Diversity! May it have legs! 1.1686 0.02980 172 144 27 1
5265 Ah, Carl. We were just discussing the blood. The way of the blood. The beingness of the blood. The blood feeds us and then it consumes us and creates us anew in its dark, vile image. Please teach us the way of the blood, Carl. Please teach us. 1.1686 0.03406 172 148 19 5
5266 Unless you have Type O blood, you have nothing to worry about. 1.1686 0.02980 172 144 27 1
5267 Yep. Comes with Alexa built in... 1.1685 0.03234 178 152 22 4
5268 No, we're not Catholic. Why do you ask? 1.1685 0.03330 178 153 20 5
5269 What are you looking at? You are the odd ball here! 1.1685 0.03234 178 152 22 4
5270 Whoa! You _always_ have the buzz." 1.1685 0.03167 184 157 23 4
5271 I blame the 2am tweets on alcohol 1.1678 0.03486 149 127 19 3
5272 Welcome to the law firm of Dewy, Chettum and Howe. I understand that you're the new tort lawyer. 1.1677 0.03403 155 132 20 3
5273 You're a mosquito... at a cocktail party? Yeah, the goal was to wipe us out, aren't Geneticists great? 1.1677 0.03550 161 139 17 5
5274 You sure drink a lot of bloody marys. 1.1677 0.03360 167 143 20 4
5275 It's a new concept. A combination payday loan, student loan, variable-rate mortgage, and cable TV company. Also, we come to your house and open random windows in the dead of winter. 1.1676 0.03286 173 148 21 4
5276 She does have good taste, she loves a fine Merlot." 1.1676 0.03075 173 146 25 2
5277 I see you like to dip into liquids, too. 1.1676 0.03183 173 147 23 3
5278 For Cocktail Parties evolution will soon give us a second pair of arms 1.1676 0.03183 173 147 23 3
5279 When you put it that way, yes, I suppose that terroir and DNA are the same. 1.1676 0.02910 179 150 28 1
5280 I met Raphael in Colombia. He's comes from a family of pilots. 1.1676 0.03015 179 151 26 2
5281 I am not a party animal type 1.1676 0.03118 179 152 24 3
5282 Have you seen any straws here? 1.1676 0.03057 185 157 25 3
5283 Are you old enough to drink? 1.1676 0.03333 185 160 19 6
5284 Congratulations another progressive announces that she is running for president. 1.1667 0.03648 168 147 14 7
5285 I should have placed your drink in a glass on the floor, sorry! 1.1667 0.03166 174 148 23 3
5286 OMG! They'll invite anything to these parties! 1.1667 0.03342 168 144 20 4
5287 So let's see what else we both love besides cocktail parties. 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
5288 So bird spider, what do you have to say about what's going on in America Politics? 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
5289 I think you may have already met? 1.1667 0.03503 156 134 18 4
5290 We realized that to wine them is to keep them quiet. 1.1667 0.03121 168 142 24 2
5291 Hey, you guys should try the red wine. It has an A+ aroma! 1.1667 0.03447 168 145 18 5
5292 And now, our most popular sculpture titled “the future is sipply beak” 1.1667 0.03306 162 138 21 3
5293 Yes it is nectar based with a twist of lemon 1.1667 0.03333 150 127 21 2
5294 Wine’s better for my hemochromatosis. 1.1667 0.02786 180 150 30 0
5295 ...And Edith here is the author of "The Bespoke Bug". 1.1667 0.03121 168 142 24 2
5296 he had me at a wink and a nod 1.1667 0.03447 168 145 18 5
5297 It's not polite to point. 1.1667 0.03465 150 128 19 3
5298 Is that wine you're drinking or one of my guests blood? 1.1667 0.03530 162 140 17 5
5299 I’d like to introduce one of our party regulars.... 1.1667 0.02944 186 157 27 2
5300 We were looking for a pet with some buzz! 1.1657 0.03086 181 154 24 3
5301 Great! I'll meet with you tonight for dinner. 1.1657 0.03086 181 154 24 3
5302 Can you just get to your point? 1.1657 0.02985 181 153 26 2
5303 Hi. I'm Sue. I don't think we've met before. 1.1657 0.03279 181 156 20 5
5304 He fills the bill for the job: Party animal and mixologist extraordinaire Elaine S. Potoker, Belfast, ME 1.1657 0.03252 175 150 21 4
5305 This sure beats dipping my beak into that shot glass of water; dip, sip, dip, gulp, dip, swallow, drip...then repeat! Ugh! 1.1657 0.03252 175 150 21 4
5306 It's the new kombucha 1.1657 0.03428 169 146 18 5
5307 Interesting Muscat! 1.1657 0.03324 169 145 20 4
5308 I have SO been meaning to go on the ketogenic diet! 1.1657 0.02989 169 142 26 1
5309 You don't look happy with the wine. 1.1657 0.03216 169 144 22 3
5310 And now we both can drink without hurting the baby 1.1657 0.03324 169 145 20 4
5311 ``And this the man who has changed my life.'' 1.1656 0.03287 163 139 21 3
5312 And I would like you to meet our guest who has promised not to innoculate anyone. 1.1656 0.03239 157 133 22 2
5313 Darling, please don't drink any more; you know what a mess you'll make of your web. 1.1656 0.03597 157 136 16 5
5314 ...and Victor has had a long career in finance. Eight days! 1.1656 0.03709 157 137 14 6
5315 And this is Ms. Moki who is a volunteer in my unit of the Mosquito Control Center this summer. 1.1656 0.03177 151 127 23 1
5316 This is my new friend from Mars, Antenna. He is also a she, and is on sabbatical here until he's beamed back up in a month. His long antenna like appendages are for data processing, in order to find out everything there is to know about humanity. 1.1656 0.03177 151 127 23 1
5317 This is very good but nowhere near the nectar of the gods. Trust me. 1.1656 0.03570 151 130 17 4
5318 There might be SOME people who feel that way about you. 1.1655 0.03531 145 124 18 3
5319 Oh hi. I think I saw you on Tinder. 1.1649 0.02817 188 158 29 1
5320 The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. 1.1649 0.03195 188 162 21 5
5321 This is Daniel. He’s visiting from Tampa Bay. 1.1648 0.03070 182 155 24 3
5322 Sorry, we just ran out of Bloody Mary glasses. 1.1648 0.03333 176 152 19 5
5323 I hear you are abstaining from blood these days, good for you. 1.1648 0.03027 176 149 25 2
5324 It was so weird, I woke up and was another 2 inches taller! 1.1648 0.03132 176 150 23 3
5325 This is Mos Anopheles, don’t worry he doesn’t bite. 1.1648 0.03333 176 152 19 5
5326 Funny, we were just talking about how wine lowers blood pressure. 1.1648 0.03027 176 149 25 2
5327 I've been experimenting with papier-mâché recently... 1.1648 0.03333 176 152 19 5
5328 I thought you didn't drink . . . wine. 1.1647 0.03305 170 146 20 4
5329 Insect redirection works but the fluid has to be red. 1.1647 0.03088 170 144 24 2
5330 He usually drinks Gimlets but we are out of lime 1.1646 0.03152 164 139 23 2
5331 We me in tap dance class. 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
5332 We thought you would prefer the blood. 1.1646 0.03268 164 140 21 3
5333 Meet Legs from InHuman Resources. 1.1646 0.03152 164 139 23 2
5334 We met online several months before our first date, but when he walked into the restaurant that night it was love at first sight. 1.1646 0.03461 158 136 18 4
5335 I bug your pardon, I don't believe we've met. 1.1646 0.03343 158 135 20 3
5336 He’s only had two drinks, and just look at the way he staggers. 1.1645 0.03548 152 131 17 4
5337 Your arms are so short...may I hold that for you? 1.1645 0.03423 152 130 19 3
5338 You're not invited to many parties because you get drunk and can't fly yourself home. 1.1640 0.02902 189 160 27 2
5339 So this is what they mean by Insects and Wine Tasting? 1.1639 0.03512 183 161 14 8
5340 With better programming, he will have olives on his bill 1.1638 0.03011 177 150 25 2
5341 Wine tastes better than blood. Right, Skeet? 1.1637 0.03181 171 146 22 3
5342 Fred got caught in the transporter with a mosquito and a hummingbird, but he still likes red. 1.1637 0.03390 171 148 18 5
5343 Suck, malaria, kill. 1.1637 0.03181 171 146 22 3
5344 No, I ordered 'a Spider drink', not a spider AND drink. 1.1636 0.03470 165 143 17 5
5345 Your English is great--still a little stilted--but great. 1.1636 0.03134 165 140 23 2
5346 ...and after they finished sucking the last drop of blood from his body, the mosquitoes posted humiliating pictures of my husband on facebook. truly barbaric. anyways, i'm so glad you could make it. todd, mary... others 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
5347 Sorry maam, could you hold your glass a little closer, please? 1.1635 0.03441 159 137 18 4
5348 Can we switch glasses? 1.1635 0.03323 159 136 20 3
5349 Do you find it hard to get enough protein on a vegan diet? 1.1635 0.03201 159 135 22 2
5350 Best Bloody Mary I've ever had what's your secret Nosferatu? Fred Trenk, Montville, New Jersey 1.1634 0.03526 153 132 17 4
5351 Here’s another reason to stop the proliferation of straws. 1.1634 0.03526 153 132 17 4
5352 Here's to growing long legs 1.1633 0.02744 196 165 30 1
5353 I admit you used to bug me but now I quite like to catch a buzz with you. 1.1633 0.03350 147 125 20 2
5354 I hear you stop and veer your flight when stripes on our body confuse you. 1.1632 0.02789 190 160 29 1
5355 Carl's a lightweight, but don't worry, he'll sleep over. 1.1632 0.03074 190 163 23 4
5356 Cheers to grasshoppers! 1.1629 0.03201 178 153 21 4
5357 Oh, I thought GMO, had something to do with the General Motors Organization. 1.1629 0.02996 178 151 25 2
5358 Un-invited guest but we try to distract him from our pool. 1.1629 0.03201 178 153 21 4
5359 I'm sorry, we only have red or white, no green 1.1629 0.03201 178 153 21 4
5360 Usually white, as a matter of fact. 1.1628 0.03055 172 146 24 2
5361 She's got a real drinking problem 1.1628 0.03471 172 150 16 6
5362 I already have the West Nile virus. 1.1628 0.03372 172 149 18 5
5363 So ... do they serve it cold? 1.1628 0.03372 172 149 18 5
5364 Wait! YOU are the one who teaches them the backstroke? 1.1628 0.03164 172 147 22 3
5365 RU related to Charlotte? 1.1628 0.03270 172 148 20 4
5366 No, Thomas, he didn't mean that in an anti-semetic way; just stop. 1.1628 0.03372 172 149 18 5
5367 It's a silky vintage, but I prefer vertical wines. 1.1627 0.03343 166 143 19 4
5368 Jim here was at Harvard Law when I was a Harvard undergraduate. Have I mentioned I went to Harvard? Oh, here I go again, talking about the Crimson glory days! 1.1627 0.03232 166 142 21 3
5369 And this is Andy Phil. He's in scifi. 1.1627 0.03117 166 141 23 2
5370 We've found that cocktails are an excellent way to break down communications barriers. 1.1627 0.03117 166 141 23 2
5371 No cocktail named after any of us!! 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
5372 The beak gives him a bit of a drinking problem. 1.1625 0.03421 160 138 18 4
5373 They haven't had a hit since the 'Grasshopper' 1.1623 0.03254 154 131 21 2
5374 He didn't listen when I told him alcohol would stunt his growth. 1.1622 0.03329 148 126 20 2
5375 Glad to see you get a leg-up on that cocktail. 1.1620 0.03084 179 153 23 3
5376 He’s my food tester 1.1620 0.03084 179 153 23 3
5377 Well, this is the new happy. 1.1620 0.03553 142 122 17 3
5378 Rinos, elephants, lions and tigers but not us. 1.1618 0.03452 173 151 16 6
5379 She gets it right every time 1.1617 0.03324 167 144 19 4
5380 Before deregulation, I used to look like you. 1.1617 0.03431 167 145 17 5
5381 I think this is a magic potion, not wine. 1.1617 0.03324 167 144 19 4
5382 She likes blood but prefers natural wine 1.1617 0.03100 167 142 23 2
5383 I just came for your blood. 1.1617 0.03214 167 143 21 3
5384 And the Smiths here just returned from a trip through sub-Saharan Africa. Why, didn't you say that's where you're from? 1.1617 0.03100 167 142 23 2
5385 He's been acting a bit peculiar after he switched from Moscow Mules to Jungle Birds. 1.1615 0.03165 161 137 22 2
5386 Female stereotyping? I simply thought you'd like a Bloody Mary. 1.1615 0.03728 161 142 12 7
5387 He's less of an itch to have around if you give him a drink once in a awhile. 1.1613 0.03197 186 161 20 5
5388 What sort of monster are you​? 1.1613 0.03716 155 136 13 6
5389 I heard that bird flu is back in season 1.1613 0.02911 186 158 26 2
5390 I'm at a party and there is a large bug here as well. 1.1613 0.03286 186 162 18 6
5391 Meet my new neighbor, Si Phon. 1.1611 0.02965 180 153 25 2
5392 A collection of bloodsuckers discussing the free market. 1.1611 0.03264 180 156 19 5
5393 I'm practically starving - have you seen any bites to eat? 1.1611 0.03308 149 127 20 2
5394 Yeah, I heard it's good for your blood pressure. 1.1611 0.03308 149 127 20 2
5395 Delightful, robust, locally sourced.....Dave, Rita !?!?....what are YOU doing here?!? 1.1611 0.03443 149 128 18 3
5396 She feels the term "pecking order" is not PC. 1.1609 0.03235 174 150 20 4
5397 And allow me to introduce Malaria Toth-Holmes. 1.1609 0.03130 174 149 22 3
5398 I’m sorry, but this is my drink. 1.1609 0.03022 174 148 24 2
5399 Turns out human blood was dwarfing her growth. 1.1609 0.03022 174 148 24 2
5400 No, this is MY blood orange margarita! 1.1609 0.03022 174 148 24 2
5401 What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s a-happening. 1.1608 0.03058 199 172 22 5
5402 I think I have a sulfite allergy. 1.1607 0.03306 168 145 19 4
5403 Our tarantula of 5 years decided it was time to publicly announce it was transitioning into a flamingo. Right now its identifying as a Taran-mingo 1.1607 0.03615 168 148 13 7
5404 Kafka told me that turning into a mosquito just 'didn't flow' and I never even got a royalty 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
5405 Next question? 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
5406 no sharon, I am not bloody thirsty for your crap today! 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
5407 A pesky uninvited guest is a total buzz kill. 1.1607 0.03196 168 144 21 3
5408 I knew we were a match immediately. I said it had a great body, great nose. He said, “Piercing!” 1.1605 0.03147 162 138 22 2
5409 I heard you just received your phlebommelier certification, what do you think of this vintage? 1.1605 0.03266 162 139 20 3
5410 And for you we were able to provide a Bloody Mary in light of the winter clothing situation. 1.1605 0.03382 162 140 18 4
5411 Bed bugs were viewed as unemployable until Allan created BugIn and 500 billion bugs could get jobs for the first time as housesitters. 1.1604 0.03181 187 162 20 5
5412 As soon as I laid eyes on Buzz, I was smitten with the love bug! 1.1604 0.03181 187 162 20 5
5413 What do you bring to the party 1.1603 0.03215 156 133 21 2
5414 Okay, flower nectar over wine. what's that about? 1.1603 0.03341 156 134 19 3
5415 This is our new Accoutraments bird. 1.1603 0.03215 156 133 21 2
5416 If you can’t beat them, then you let them join us. 1.1603 0.03341 156 134 19 3
5417 Can I get you a napkin? 1.1602 0.03052 181 155 23 3
5418 His flight was delayed due to the snowstorm. 1.1600 0.03217 175 151 20 4
5419 Glad to meet you, I'm Louise Bourgeois 1.1600 0.03217 175 151 20 4
5420 Joan and Mark, this is Bugzy. He moved in next door and works in real estate. We were just talking about your place. 1.1600 0.03006 175 149 24 2
5421 She prefers a California sang-froid. 1.1600 0.03318 175 152 18 5
5422 I advise steering clear of the red wine. 1.1600 0.03114 175 150 22 3
5423 Our new VP is making a big push for organic farming. 1.1600 0.03288 150 128 20 2
5424 I switched to Merlot after all the hubbub around Zica, West Nile and Malaria. It's got fruity undertones and a soft finish, unlike blood. 1.1598 0.03179 169 145 21 3
5425 John, I think you've had too much to drink! 1.1598 0.03288 169 146 19 4
5426 This is our bloody red connoisseur. 1.1598 0.03066 169 144 23 2
5427 This is the blood-sucking friend I made in Central Park the other day; he just loves mergers and acquisitions. 1.1598 0.03288 169 146 19 4
5428 Mr. Beak is a guest lecturer from the sub basement. 1.1598 0.03066 169 144 23 2
5429 You simply have no leg to stand on. 1.1598 0.03179 169 145 21 3
5430 It's organic nicotinoid free. 1.1597 0.03366 144 123 19 2
5431 And meet Marvin. He's the winemaker at Malaria Vineyards where they make Mosquito Merlot. 1.1596 0.03074 188 162 22 4
5432 Thank you, Ichi, but an Old Fashioned should be served in a cocktail glass. 1.1596 0.02980 188 161 24 3
5433 vaping is like mining your lungs with a diamond pick axe 1.1595 0.03685 163 144 12 7
5434 One glass of red wine is equivalent to 100 mosquito bites. 1.1595 0.03006 163 138 24 1
5435 This is my boyfriend, Franz. 1.1593 0.02935 182 155 25 2
5436 It's the bouquet, not the taste, that is the most important element of the wine. 1.1593 0.03135 182 157 21 4
5437 You certainly get your point across, the fact that it’s ill received I suppose is irrelevant right muffy darling? 1.1593 0.02935 182 155 25 2
5438 This is my mosquito sister. She drinks bloody Marys. 1.1593 0.03037 182 156 23 3
5439 The caterers' specialty is a unique serving staff. 1.1592 0.03196 157 134 21 2
5440 Always been right handed 1.1592 0.03442 157 136 17 4
5441 This whole spider-verse thing is really starting to bug me. 1.1591 0.03097 176 151 22 3
5442 Ahh, you do have a point there Bugsy! 1.1591 0.02880 176 149 26 1
5443 Yes, that's right. Hold your arm still while I disinfect it. 1.1591 0.02765 176 148 28 0
5444 I appreciate your generosity but we seem to have ceased reproducing. 1.1588 0.03270 170 147 19 4
5445 No, not a social climber—a social classhopper! 1.1588 0.03161 170 146 21 3
5446 The refrigerator salesman said the Crispr was for vegetables but Edward just had to give it a try. 1.1587 0.03149 189 164 20 5
5447 Charlie has just arrived for a spring break from Harvard 1.1587 0.02869 189 161 26 2
5448 I would reccommend cutting down on AA meetings and focusing on more extreme diets". 1.1582 0.03048 158 134 23 1
5449 Hand me your glass and we'll drink to getting a birds-eye view of what's happening in the world. 1.1582 0.03302 158 136 19 3
5450 "And how is it you could know the 'grassroots' take in the matter?" 1.1582 0.02975 177 151 24 2
5451 And then I said, ‘Boy, I am I going to put a flea in his ear’! 1.1582 0.03183 177 153 20 4
5452 He's a winner, he never admits being wrong, he can turn every state into a red state! 1.1582 0.03183 177 153 20 4
5453 Since the accident, he's on a pure liquid diet. 1.1579 0.03144 171 147 21 3
5454 I like your outfit honey, now go put some proper clothes on! 1.1579 0.03144 171 147 21 3
5455 And this is my hedge fund... I mean husband 1.1579 0.03506 152 132 16 4
5456 Storky, these are my human friends. 1.1576 0.03006 184 158 23 3
5457 So you are experiencing the empty nes….er, a loss with the kids gone, now? 1.1576 0.03434 165 144 16 5
5458 Women: What do you think of the party? Mosquito: I love the people, but the drinks suck. 1.1576 0.03094 165 141 22 2
5459 Sorry Cyril, but we're all out of Bloody Mary mix. 1.1575 0.03323 146 125 19 2
5460 Our longest standing member Benjamin Siegel. 1.1573 0.03065 178 153 22 3
5461 There already is such a thing as term limits, they’re called elections. 1.1573 0.03454 178 157 14 7
5462 No carbs for you,huh. 1.1573 0.03065 178 153 22 3
5463 We'd love to sample your homemade bug juice. 1.1573 0.03065 178 153 22 3
5464 Sorry for the mixup. Here’s your Bloody Mary and your mosquito growth hormone chaser. 1.1572 0.03030 159 135 23 1
5465 No, thanks. That hard stuff is bad for me. 1.1570 0.03016 172 147 23 2
5466 I asked for a straw for you... 1.1570 0.03127 172 148 21 3
5467 You have a very pointed viewpoint. 1.1570 0.03337 172 150 17 5
5468 Don't be self-conscious. Red wine, white wine; there is no ”right wine.” 1.1570 0.03234 172 149 19 4
5469 We know you like your nectar sweet, but we prefer our drinks more dry. 1.1570 0.02902 172 146 25 1
5470 How's the egri bikaver? 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
5471 He is family too. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
5472 Guys, I’d like you to meet Anoph Stevens the Ist. She just flew in, and you’ll like this, she didn’t go through border control. ICE doesn’t know he’s here. I know you like free borders. 1.1569 0.03484 153 133 16 4
5473 Are you able to recommend a therapist for my friend here? Gregor needs one desperately. 1.1569 0.03359 153 132 18 3
5474 Yes, he's just out of prison but that extortion conviction was totally bogus! 1.1566 0.02956 166 141 24 1
5475 Why, Mr. Mantis, shouldn't you be praying? 1.1566 0.03414 166 145 16 5
5476 So your doctor says this will help you lose weight? 1.1566 0.03077 166 142 22 2
5477 Up until last week, Dr. Doudna’s team had gone nearly 3 and 1/2 years without an injury at her CRISPR labs. 1.1566 0.03414 166 145 16 5
5478 And now Ulysses will sing 'La Cucaracha' for you 1.1566 0.02780 198 169 27 2
5479 I just met your leader ! 1.1566 0.02780 198 169 27 2
5480 Warm Sangria, no fruit? I'll take it back to the host. 1.1564 0.03049 179 154 22 3
5481 Oh, no! We were talking about actual sites in Paris! 1.1564 0.03248 179 156 18 5
5482 Any "Bloody" Mary for you? 1.1564 0.03049 179 154 22 3
5483 I decided to remove the wino from the equation... 1.1564 0.03150 179 155 20 4
5484 Do you want me to top up the blood in your glass? 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
5485 Sharon here was originally part of the Mexican caravan of killer mosquitoes. Then she survived having her proboscis and wings duct-taped in the back of a 1977 AMC Pacer. 1.1562 0.03263 160 138 19 3
5486 Have you been cutting back on alcohol? 1.1562 0.03013 160 136 23 1
5487 Will you please hold my wine while I drink your martini? 1.1562 0.03382 160 139 17 4
5488 I’m Mary. And you are? 1.1561 0.03319 173 151 17 5
5489 Steve? How about a hey-and-howdy for my boring, sweater-vested neighbor Cody and his even drearier ladylove Yvonne? 1.1561 0.03419 173 152 15 6
5490 Greetings wastes of space" isn't exactly a nice way to introduce yourself Lord Zyxcer 1.1561 0.03110 173 149 21 3
5491 I'd say a B-positive grape stomper. 1.1559 0.02976 186 160 23 3
5492 Go easy with your sharp comments ! 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
5493 Mike tends to prefer mesquite flavored cocktails, but gladly takes a full-bodied Malbec without a quibble. 1.1558 0.03338 154 133 18 3
5494 I love O +ve. 1.1557 0.03395 167 146 16 5
5495 Pete, its a bit of a faux pas to ask a couple when they expect to start a family. This is particularly true when you ate their first child. 1.1557 0.03395 167 146 16 5
5496 Oh, sorry dear! ...Usually I have to hold the wine glass in order for him for him to suck it up 1.1557 0.03060 167 143 22 2
5497 Yes, I ordered the stinger. Creme de Menthe and cognac, right? But the other waiter already brought it. 1.1557 0.03175 167 144 20 3
5498 Susan, I already told you--guns don't kill people, people kill people. 1.1554 0.03281 148 127 19 2
5499 Yes, I'm a 1982 from Napa Valley. 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
5500 Fuck, I don't know what this is. 1.1553 0.03692 161 143 11 7
5501 Drink up. It’ll be worth it for your next victim. 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
5502 This type O is delicious. Itancial-planning.com 1.1553 0.03123 161 138 21 2
5503 Que Syrah, Syrah. 1.1553 0.03362 161 140 17 4
5504 Yeah we know. You love Bloody Marys. Yuk, yuk, yuk... 1.1552 0.02871 174 148 25 1
5505 The mite I caught was yea big! 1.1549 0.03779 142 125 12 5
5506 Mary's the bloody chaser. 1.1548 0.03318 155 134 18 3
5507 I miss the old help. 1.1548 0.03480 168 148 14 6
5508 He says I'm so sweet I give him a toothache. 1.1547 0.03118 181 157 20 4
5509 'I'm sure my friend here won't mind me mentioning his drink problem!' 1.1547 0.03118 181 157 20 4
5510 This is NOT a bloddy mary! 1.1547 0.03215 181 158 18 5
5511 Woman: Do you know what's good for you? B-positive! Mosquito: Yeah..yeah..I'm trying to. 1.1544 0.03119 149 127 21 1
5512 Feeling a little tipsy, are we? 1.1544 0.03261 149 128 19 2
5513 Meet my new neighbor, Mo S. Quito. 1.1543 0.03105 162 139 21 2
5514 Ah, msy I introduce Mr Kafka 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
5515 Always the same point! 1.1543 0.02979 162 138 23 1
5516 Can you please put this glass of blood on the floor, so I can dip my beak in it? 1.1543 0.03226 162 140 19 3
5517 Is someone expecting? 1.1543 0.02969 175 150 23 2
5518 I just want the olives 1.1543 0.03077 175 151 21 3
5519 You sound a little berzzzzzerk. 1.1543 0.02849 188 161 25 2
5520 Sorry, but I think your wine sucks compared to a Bloody Mary. 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
5521 And I said to the manager, I don't care if my coupon is expired, I still want half-off on my cold-cuts. 1.1538 0.03171 156 134 20 2
5522 Mine didn't come with an Olive. 1.1538 0.03251 169 147 18 4
5523 He's in the kitchen if you'd like to compliment him yourself. 1.1538 0.03422 156 136 16 4
5524 Not fresh enough? You have to siphon your own drink? 1.1538 0.03002 182 157 22 3
5525 I'm puzzled that your small talk doesn't include worms. 1.1538 0.02880 195 168 24 3
5526 She's housebroken and only drinks on weekends. 1.1538 0.03298 156 135 18 3
5527 Some may argue tannic is far more palatable than copper" 1.1534 0.02835 189 162 25 2
5528 He thinks he's perpetual. Crabgrass is perpetual. 1.1534 0.03118 189 165 19 5
5529 You have amazing taste. 1.1534 0.03266 176 154 17 5
5530 A round of mefloquine, on me. 1.1534 0.03165 176 153 19 4
5531 Wait! What!? You’re surprised..., YOU ARE SURPRISED that we’re offended by what you just suggested to us!? And, no, I don’t see why the fact that it’s an outdoor party would make any damn difference. Get away! Shoo! 1.1534 0.03266 176 154 17 5
5532 Did you say you found a bug "in" your drink or one "holding" a drink because I have both? 1.1534 0.03087 163 140 21 2
5533 Naturally we discourage Bloody Marys. 1.1534 0.03087 163 140 21 2
5534 It stays steady after any liquor. 1.1530 0.02987 183 158 22 3
5535 Of course we have to keep the venal Ms Quito happy with a Hemato Cocktail. 1.1530 0.02987 183 158 22 3
5536 Mutant spider-bird?...Well I'm actually mutant spider-bird-Cherokee 1.1529 0.03010 170 146 22 2
5537 Cocktail Party - the year 2039 “This is Laura, ex-male, and zwee identifies as ‘Humanoid Trans-Species’...(*said discreetly* Daddy Long Legs and Pelican)...Laura is 25 years old and, as I’m sure you know, zwee is currently the Secretary of State...” 1.1529 0.03401 157 137 16 4
5538 So a cop pulls me over and he comes over and asks me to roll down the window... I say,"what seems to be the officer problem?" 1.1529 0.03279 157 136 18 3
5539 You've heard of tiny houses and adapting, right? 1.1528 0.03316 144 124 18 2
5540 It's a Umbee, not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.1525 0.03149 177 154 19 4
5541 A splash more tonic? 1.1525 0.03149 177 154 19 4
5542 Our nests in Jamaica Bay have proved to be eco-friendly. 1.1524 0.02815 164 139 25 0
5543 I didn't even know that you liked red wine! 1.1524 0.03189 164 142 19 3
5544 Don’t say, you lost all that weight on the all-gmo diet? 1.1524 0.02815 164 139 25 0
5545 I would have expected a white wine to go with you. 1.1523 0.03221 151 130 19 2
5546 No. I don't find a Stinger racist. 1.1523 0.03355 151 131 17 3
5547 Additionally, Joyce swears that gluten-free means no red wine headache either. 1.1522 0.02972 184 159 22 3
5548 I've been called deadlier than a pack of lions,'too. 1.1522 0.03070 184 160 20 4
5549 Please forgive me; from now on I’ will make sure that your librations are served in champagne flutes. 1.1520 0.02993 171 147 22 2
5550 The honey diet is really working out. 1.1520 0.02876 171 146 24 1
5551 Okay, Ron, which is mine? 1.1520 0.02876 171 146 24 1
5552 Let me know when you'd like a refill. 1.1520 0.03106 171 148 20 3
5553 Good point but I think.... 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
5554 We were surprised he prefers gin and vermouth to birdseed. 1.1519 0.03133 158 136 20 2
5555 What firm did you say you're with? 1.1519 0.03381 158 138 16 4
5556 Thin, maroon and tremendous bone structure; your vino-inspired, tremendous olfactory organ has left us speechless, my friend. 1.1517 0.03294 145 125 18 2
5557 The mosquito martini at the Bug Bar at its new location in Swamp City 1.1515 0.03286 165 144 17 4
5558 Yes, always red. My grandmother was a robin, but that's enough about her diet 1.1514 0.02642 185 157 28 0
5559 How clever! You named it a Stinger because it makes you stinging drunk! 1.1513 0.03201 152 131 19 2
5560 Hey! Who spiked the red wine?" 1.1512 0.02977 172 148 22 2
5561 Did you arrive by foot? 1.1512 0.03302 172 151 16 5
5562 I don't feel odd, I just feel multi-legged! 1.1510 0.02982 192 167 21 4
5563 Oh! Jane's an old college friend, she's crashing on my couch at the moment. 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
5564 it's a mesquite flavored tomato juice cocktail 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
5565 You guys heard this one? Two Jews walk into a bar... 1.1509 0.03361 159 139 16 4
5566 Yes, I’m spearheading her run in 2020. It’s beakcome quite a crowded field. 1.1508 0.02907 179 154 23 2
5567 Ahhh... pure nectar ! 1.1508 0.02797 179 153 25 1
5568 I’m more of a martini gal, but that Bloody Mary you’ve got looks especially bloody! 1.1508 0.03013 179 155 21 3
5569 Sorry, we are all out of tomato juice. 1.1506 0.02913 166 142 23 1
5570 It's a new cocktail called 'Bucket O'Blood. 1.1503 0.03044 153 131 21 1
5571 I’m just drinking responsibly 1.1503 0.03073 173 150 20 3
5572 Meet Dr. Manie Feets from our new mixed cloning lab. 1.1503 0.02845 173 148 24 1
5573 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. 1.1503 0.03180 173 151 18 4
5574 Ralph and Abigail, meet Pasquato, our giant misquito-in-residence, who just happens to be doing vital research on cholesterol reduction methodologies. 1.1503 0.02961 173 149 22 2
5575 Chill out....its a costume. I am the Masked Stinger. 1.1500 0.03341 160 140 16 4
5576 She just flew in from Brazil, and boy are her wings tired. 1.1500 0.02892 180 155 23 2
5577 This is one of my husband's more practical robotic inventions 1.1500 0.03341 160 140 16 4
5578 Glad you like A+ 1.1500 0.02783 180 154 25 1
5579 Yes, open bar closes at 10 p.m. for us. 1.1500 0.02998 180 156 21 3
5580 Please stop buying me Bloody Marys. I’m a bird and it’s about time you realized it. 1.1500 0.02892 180 155 23 2
5581 Oh, I volunteered. She boasts I taste quite sophisticated! Charming, isn’t it 1.1500 0.03198 180 158 17 5
5582 Mr. Michael Cohen? Someone is gifting you this tasty Russian cocktail, Sir. 1.1497 0.02828 187 161 24 2
5583 He used to just mimic what we said. 1.1497 0.02896 167 143 23 1
5584 I'd like you to meet Bernard. He works for Volkswagen. 1.1497 0.03528 147 129 14 4
5585 Nancy tells me you’re an exterminator Jim. How’d get into that line of work? 1.1494 0.02945 174 150 22 2
5586 You think so too? We can't believe the board approved them for our building. They just seem so odd and out of place. 1.1494 0.03366 174 154 14 6
5587 It's an unusual request, but he's hoping you might switch to this '84 Bordeaux. No reason. 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
5588 And this is my cousin Anna-- Anna Feliz 1.1494 0.03294 154 134 17 3
5589 The varietal? It’s French. 1.1492 0.02982 181 157 21 3
5590 The Buzz Word is "Designated Flyer". 1.1491 0.03203 161 140 18 3
5591 She says that there is no way that she would work for an individual who was speciesist. 1.1489 0.02913 188 163 22 3
5592 Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends? I'm Ellen's older brother, Matt. 1.1488 0.03118 168 146 19 3
5593 I still say: Stronger together. 1.1488 0.02881 168 144 23 1
5594 Nice legs, you fuckin' nerd. 1.1488 0.03645 168 151 9 8
5595 I'll take two more of your diet drinks. 1.1487 0.02939 195 170 21 4
5596 Every so often, he bugs out! 1.1486 0.03232 148 128 18 2
5597 Gotta pace myself no one ever said I have a hollow leg. 1.1486 0.03040 175 152 20 3
5598 I'd like you to meet Bill. 1.1486 0.03040 175 152 20 3
5599 She's always been a red drinker. 1.1486 0.03040 175 152 20 3
5600 Have you met my cousin, Gregor? 1.1484 0.03400 155 136 15 4
5601 Red, of course, French, Italian, Spanish or California? 1.1484 0.03165 182 160 17 5
5602 Meet Birdie, our new Server, her AI is about genius. 1.1481 0.02899 189 164 22 3
5603 This is our friend, the mosquito. 1.1481 0.03184 162 141 18 3
5604 She wanted to dress up, but nothing fit. 1.1481 0.03302 162 142 16 4
5605 So, Mr. Beaky, tell us about the delivery business of yours. Is it like Amazon? 1.1481 0.02994 189 165 20 4
5606 Remember Aesop's fable with the stork and the shallow bowl? Sam here is the modern version on his New York City tour. 1.1481 0.02899 189 164 22 3
5607 Look, this time I really did mean the legs of the wine. 1.1479 0.02865 169 145 23 1
5608 You might want to try someone else. This year I did not get a flu shot. 1.1479 0.03101 169 147 19 3
5609 So, you've never even heard of 'Kardashian'? 1.1479 0.03455 142 124 15 3
5610 See, guys? Some of my best friends are mosquitoes! 1.1477 0.03129 176 154 18 4
5611 Mary? 1.1477 0.02914 176 152 22 2
5612 Then one day he stopped bobbing up and down and coming to our parties. 1.1477 0.03212 149 129 18 2
5613 Do you like Primus? 1.1475 0.02952 183 159 21 3
5614 It has a hint of prune, and of course, no GMO or gluten content. 1.1474 0.02989 156 134 21 1
5615 WE all decided,in 2020 You can be Bernie SANDERS VICE,BUT DONT ACT LIKE YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON ,THATS ANNOYING. 1.1472 0.02917 163 140 22 1
5616 This is Roger, are new HOA president" 1.1472 0.03397 163 144 14 5
5617 Bill Gates thought he'd take this murder mystery dinner to the next level huh? Guy never takes a day off, trying to save the world. 1.1472 0.03044 163 141 20 2
5618 She is bred for wine not blood and her species along with malaria will soon be extinct 1.1472 0.02728 197 170 25 2
5619 So it's agreed: No itchy bumps, you, can have a drink of blood. 1.1471 0.03084 170 148 19 3
5620 Herb and Sherry Robinson, meet my friend, about whom you've heard so much, Needledick the Bugfucker. 1.1471 0.03195 170 149 17 4
5621 Everyone meet our new business partner. He made us these drinks and has great taste. 1.1471 0.03302 170 150 15 5
5622 No real need for a Diet Coke. 1.1471 0.02849 170 146 23 1
5623 They started out making self-driving cars. 1.1471 0.03084 170 148 19 3
5624 It’s 2019, what should they expect at a drinks reception? 1.1471 0.02969 170 147 21 2
5625 This is Mike. 1.1469 0.03008 177 154 20 3
5626 Let me introduce myself. I'm Artie O'Ficialintelligence and yes, we do enjoy a nice glass of wine 1.1467 0.02937 184 160 21 3
5627 I want you two to meet my new canasta partner. 1.1467 0.03036 184 161 19 4
5628 I would, but I'm diabetic. 1.1467 0.02727 184 158 25 1
5629 Be careful! It would be easy for a cop to claim you flunked the field sobriety walk-a-straight-line test. 1.1465 0.02831 157 134 23 0
5630 Keep away from his beak if he offers a snack with your drink. 1.1463 0.03027 164 142 20 2
5631 Our family's stork may be able to help you. 1.1461 0.02992 178 155 20 3
5632 Granted we all habor parasites, but don't you think that malaria is a bit different? 1.1461 0.02772 178 153 24 1
5633 Your diet is doing wonders! 1.1459 0.03021 185 162 19 4
5634 I prefer to my blood, blue 1.1459 0.02922 185 161 21 3
5635 So you just get us drunk tonight and then in nine months deliver us a baby? 1.1458 0.02950 192 168 20 4
5636 This tweet trumps all the rest. 1.1457 0.02971 199 175 19 5
5637 You don’t say! 1.1456 0.03088 158 137 19 2
5638 This is Jean-Charles, my new business partner for the blood clinic. We're getting married. 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
5639 He's had one too many glasses of insecticide. 1.1455 0.03130 165 144 18 3
5640 Everyone; this is Gronk from Onk, and we have to envy him: he has cocktails on his planet, but not dopey dictators. 1.1455 0.03466 165 147 12 6
5641 Okay, have yourself a drink! Don't bug out! 1.1453 0.03160 172 151 17 4
5642 No, really !! It’s Okay !! Uh....I mean, it’s O-negative !!! 1.1453 0.02937 172 149 21 2
5643 Since the lab accident Terrance has developed a real knack for re-tweeting, but with a spin. 1.1453 0.02937 172 149 21 2
5644 Who invited him? 1.1453 0.03050 172 150 19 3
5645 I love blueberry-hibiscus tea too! 1.1453 0.03180 179 158 16 5
5646 Red or white? 1.1453 0.02869 179 155 22 2
5647 He’s with me 1.1453 0.03080 179 157 18 4
5648 My son, the precocious avant garde sculptor, just turned eleven, but when it comes to mocking his parents already exhibits the skills of a college freshman... 1.1447 0.03197 159 139 17 3
5649 I feel like I'm living in a rom-com...When Grolorkabeerk Met Sally. 1.1447 0.03319 159 140 15 4
5650 Oh no, I wouldn't say he's nosy. 1.1446 0.02993 166 144 20 2
5651 We have a lot of pest friends. 1.1446 0.02993 166 144 20 2
5652 Did you need ice? 1.1446 0.02868 166 143 22 1
5653 Contest #647 | January 21, 2019 He is the world's first consent-centered mosquito. 1.1445 0.03143 173 152 17 4
5654 Jim, I don't think you have a leg to stand on". 1.1445 0.02921 173 150 21 2
5655 I get the feeling that no matter what I say, a gaggle of lame brains will win the day. 1.1445 0.03248 173 153 15 5
5656 It's called a Chlorpyrifos Smash! 1.1444 0.03085 187 165 17 5
5657 How about I CAN take a sip of your drink but you can't take a sip of mine. 1.1444 0.02893 187 163 21 3
5658 It's my new homemade wine, 'Repellant Red.' 1.1438 0.02993 153 132 20 1
5659 I've discovered he likes his drinks very sweet, with bugs already in them. 1.1438 0.03052 160 139 19 2
5660 Straight up in a tall tumbler 1.1438 0.03416 160 142 13 5
5661 She got big by constantly seeking fresh blood. 1.1438 0.03178 160 140 17 3
5662 I thought you said Mardi Gras was next week! 1.1438 0.02920 160 138 21 1
5663 I hear there's a bug going around. If I say it, it ain't insectophobia. 1.1437 0.03209 167 147 16 4
5664 Honey, tell them how silly the mosquito looked wearing your toupee! 1.1437 0.02905 174 151 21 2
5665 Now this in and of itself lacks meaning 1.1437 0.02905 174 151 21 2
5666 And she's able to hold that glass of your blood as if it were sangre. 1.1436 0.02945 181 158 20 3
5667 Not enough creme de menthe 1.1436 0.02878 188 164 21 3
5668 Ready on tap. Just lift the beak. 1.1429 0.03034 161 140 19 2
5669 And the nice thing about having one is they only drink blood. 1.1429 0.03077 168 147 18 3
5670 I'm sure you will enjoy the Miami night life. It has an exhilarating biting edge to it. 1.1429 0.02836 168 145 22 1
5671 At the RNC... not even Mr Mosquito will wear the MAGA hat 1.1429 0.02961 189 166 19 4
5672 Say, do you ever drink anything other than red wine? 1.1429 0.03053 147 127 19 1
5673 Yes, he’s a bloodsucker, but he’s also a great guy. I’m sure you will come to love our new neighbor as much as I do as you get to know him better. 1.1429 0.03001 175 153 19 3
5674 I would have thought that you would have ordered a Vodka Stinger. 1.1429 0.02959 168 146 20 2
5675 So, it's a Bloody Mary. Is that enough for you? 1.1420 0.02985 176 154 19 3
5676 Sharks have become much more inventive. That's what they call "man lure." 1.1420 0.02943 169 147 20 2
5677 I'm looking for the corn chips. 1.1420 0.03173 169 149 16 4
5678 Honestly, Green Book deserved the Oscar and if you disagree you're part of the problem 1.1420 0.03017 162 141 19 2
5679 His super power is divorce law... 1.1420 0.03141 162 142 17 3
5680 Do you have a rose stem flower vase? 1.1420 0.03261 162 143 15 4
5681 1.So you're a Tiger mom? 2.Wine? I thought your drink was a Stinger 3.So if we had just offered you a wine, we could have avoided this whole bloodsucking thing? 1.1419 0.03096 155 135 18 2
5682 My favorite drink is the blood sucker. I drink it often at the end of summer. 1.1419 0.03181 148 129 17 2
5683 Marvin, tell them what you rage-tweeted to @ReallyaWizard. 1.1418 0.03426 141 124 14 3
5684 A human Bloody Mary? 1.1414 0.02681 198 172 24 2
5685 So the whole family decided to fly up from the West Nile. We figured we better come before he promises a net in his next campaign. 1.1412 0.02927 170 148 20 2
5686 Do you believe me now Bill? I warned you against drinks with carbonation.... 1.1412 0.03156 170 150 16 4
5687 You were saying, Mr. Mosquito, that you don't drink wine. 1.1412 0.03043 170 149 18 3
5688 Well he's from Mars, so I thought "Martini," but he went straight for the red wine. 1.1411 0.03242 163 144 15 4
5689 Leaving the Left Wing Radicals --- Who can blame you now? 1.1411 0.03242 163 144 15 4
5690 Oh Raymond, you look pretty fly today! 1.1411 0.02999 163 142 19 2
5691 ... and this is Margot. 1.1410 0.03335 156 138 14 4
5692 Let's get out of here! This dinner party is for the birds..... 1.1405 0.02886 185 162 20 3
5693 I think surely there's way to New Yorker-ize this situation to generate some mild amusement -- don't you? 1.1404 0.02911 171 149 20 2
5694 You’ve heard of a party animal. So what’s strange about an insect drinking a martini? 1.1402 0.02982 164 143 19 2
5695 Pink elephant? Who said anything about a pink elephant? 1.1400 0.03281 150 132 15 3
5696 Please meet Mr. Samsa's grandson. 1.1397 0.03329 136 119 15 2
5697 It stings not be included... 1.1397 0.03243 179 160 13 6
5698 Can't you tell it's male? He's enjoying a nectar of the gods. 1.1394 0.03205 165 146 15 4
5699 I drink like a bird. 1.1394 0.02965 165 144 19 2
5700 You guys know my husband Jack. He tried to turn himself into a pickle after watching Rick and Morty with our son Bobby, but something went wrong. 1.1391 0.03261 151 133 15 3
5701 Can you help us improve our therapy sessions? 1.1390 0.02956 187 165 18 4
5702 Holly here has become quite the social butterfly. 1.1389 0.02702 180 156 23 1
5703 But I thought you said you were a connoisseur of blood red wine? 1.1389 0.02815 180 157 21 2
5704 Where the hell do get a big long beer keg, at this party? 1.1387 0.03104 173 153 16 4
5705 It seems kind of obvious now. Mixing in a bit of human blood did the trick. 1.1386 0.03070 166 146 17 3
5706 I don't drink Chianti and I ate earlier. 1.1386 0.02949 166 145 19 2
5707 I’m afraid you may be lost. Your species doesn’t appear in Bliss cartoons. 1.1386 0.02822 166 144 21 1
5708 They come in all shapes and sizes. 1.1384 0.02888 159 138 20 1
5709 Why didn't you just ask for a martini instead of wine? 1.1384 0.03276 159 141 14 4
5710 sometimes even the most seemingly fun situations can be totally void of comedy 1.1384 0.03023 159 139 18 2
5711 So, what is in your drink? 1.1384 0.03152 159 140 16 3
5712 He swings up and down until the glass is empty. 1.1381 0.02908 181 159 19 3
5713 This is Quito, you guys, from Napa. He's a red wine expert 1.1381 0.02688 181 157 23 1
5714 This is Susan, she’s the new member of the school board 1.1381 0.03209 181 162 13 6
5715 He’s gigantic—and Merlot? 1.1379 0.03193 174 155 14 5
5716 Brundlefly project" 1.1379 0.03336 145 128 14 3
5717 ..And what's your favorite vintage? 2005 Napa Cab or 2016 DC Swampaign? 1.1379 0.03087 174 154 16 4
5718 Excuse me, where did you get that wine from? 1.1379 0.03190 145 127 16 2
5719 No thank you. I prefer martinis shaken, not stirred. 1.1379 0.03193 174 155 14 5
5720 I need a straw. 1.1379 0.02800 203 179 20 4
5721 Listen Eddy, even if you don't agree. Chuck should be allowed to express his opinion 1.1376 0.02727 189 165 22 2
5722 I'm the mosquito from France and I drink red wine only. 1.1375 0.03256 160 142 14 4
5723 We feel there's nothing alien about being nosy . . . 1.1375 0.03133 160 141 16 3
5724 Zeluszilla, how charming you brought your own Zima. Cheers! 1.1374 0.02675 182 158 23 1
5725 Ah, sheer nectar! 1.1373 0.03351 153 136 13 4
5726 Is that the red wine or the blood? 1.1371 0.03071 175 155 16 4
5727 It appears I'm sill allergic to reds. 1.1371 0.02731 175 152 22 1
5728 At first I was annoyed, then amused, and twenty years later that’s how I met Marv. 1.1371 0.02847 197 174 19 4
5729 Storks only guarantee good delivery if a woman doesn't drink. 1.1369 0.02791 168 146 21 1
5730 You look great, Mossi, even though blood wasn't on the Keto diet. 1.1369 0.02791 168 146 21 1
5731 The biggest adjustment is the way the spiders kill him. 1.1369 0.02916 168 147 19 2
5732 You said you prefer a bloody bouquet? 1.1366 0.02988 161 141 18 2
5733 You're holding yours. 1.1366 0.03237 161 143 14 4
5734 Now you understand, why there aren’t many storks at cocktail parties 1.1366 0.02855 161 140 20 1
5735 I think blood tastes better 1.1366 0.03115 161 142 16 3
5736 I know I am always bugging you, but they really do have a stunning apartment for sale” 1.1366 0.02546 183 158 25 0
5737 I agree. 2020 does need change. 1.1364 0.03054 176 156 16 4
5738 Hi Mary! 1.1364 0.03054 176 156 16 4
5739 I have something to tell you! 1.1361 0.02775 169 147 21 1
5740 I didn't expect this when I asked for Bloody Mary! 1.1361 0.03019 169 149 17 3
5741 I told you, it's better oxidized! 1.1361 0.02900 169 148 19 2
5742 I'd like you to meet Mr. Egret. 1.1359 0.02757 184 161 21 2
5743 Look what the stork brought? 1.1357 0.02729 199 175 21 3
5744 Come to think of it, maybe I'll take the non-alcoholic wine instead. 1.1356 0.02702 177 154 22 1
5745 Another sissy. Martinis sting! 1.1356 0.02930 177 156 18 3
5746 Tell us about your recital at Juilliard. 1.1355 0.03310 155 138 13 4
5747 My pet mosquito prefers red wine with his blood diet. 1.1353 0.02884 170 149 19 2
5748 How I lost weight? I’m on a strict red wine diet! 1.1353 0.03225 170 152 13 5
5749 Charmed as well, Oliver. Who knew were this social. 1.1353 0.02631 170 147 23 0
5750 „At last it accepts banked human blood.“ 1.1351 0.02520 185 160 25 0
5751 Of course,you know that our Pleiadian friends are vegan. 1.1350 0.02953 163 143 18 2
5752 Have you met our new ee designer? 1.1350 0.02953 163 143 18 2
5753 Jesus Joanna, I told you we should’ve moved in with the in-laws. 1.1350 0.02822 163 142 20 1
5754 She asked for the blood 1.1346 0.02888 156 136 19 1
5755 I'll trade my poison for yours. 1.1346 0.02741 156 135 21 0
5756 Yes, despite your dim view of our planet, I assure you that wine is an Earth invention. 1.1345 0.02617 171 148 23 0
5757 He told me he just wants to be someone's pet!! 1.1344 0.02834 186 164 19 3
5758 Luckily, he dislikes gin. 1.1344 0.02730 186 163 21 2
5759 If Ted spots an opening he comes crawling back.” 1.1341 0.03061 164 145 16 3
5760 Want a refill, Phil? 1.1341 0.03061 164 145 16 3
5761 As a blood-sucking parasite, I am rewarded at premium rate 1.1341 0.03181 164 146 14 4
5762 It's a 1988 Marlo 1.1341 0.03061 164 145 16 3
5763 Meet my friend, Amos. 1.1340 0.02559 194 169 24 1
5764 Are you working on a blood sample cocktail? 1.1338 0.02871 157 137 19 1
5765 You'll have to excuse Harold. He's had a bit too much to drink. 1.1337 0.02852 172 151 19 2
5766 Is your wine like my wine? 1.1337 0.02730 172 150 21 1
5767 So how has your week been, the US government? 1.1337 0.02852 172 151 19 2
5768 And then I said "that's no ladybird, that's my wife"" - Chris Knight, London, U 1.1337 0.03081 172 153 15 4
5769 Will you bring them a baby? 1.1337 0.03190 172 154 13 5
5770 I had no idea humans had any interest in Xhehhayhhahghhabhhiygbngy politics. 1.1337 0.02608 187 163 23 1
5771 Distasteful appearance. I concur but he is a superb bartender! 1.1337 0.02608 187 163 23 1
5772 A toast to three unabashedly boring folks. 1.1333 0.02920 165 145 18 2
5773 If one's effect is to go more than skin deep one must be the buzz. 1.1333 0.03092 180 161 14 5
5774 Your corporations primary PR problem is that the public fails to understand the great benefits of your services. 1.1329 0.02953 173 153 17 3
5775 So you say you're related to a dung beetle? 1.1329 0.02837 173 152 19 2
5776 You are very welcome but we can't imagine why you would want to spike our drinks! 1.1329 0.02854 158 138 19 1
5777 S̵͖̽c̴͎͐r̵̺̂å̵̦w̷̝̎k̸̡͝ȃ̶̟b̵̳̐ I know you’d agree; you’re one of the good ones. 1.1326 0.02646 181 158 22 1
5778 Are these humans uninvited guests? 1.1326 0.02760 181 159 20 2
5779 you said a martini not a mosquito cocktail 1.1326 0.02760 181 159 20 2
5780 He made our Pink Flamingo cocktail. 1.1325 0.03026 166 147 16 3
5781 It’s not supposed to have a fishy taste. 1.1325 0.02774 166 145 20 1
5782 AGGHHH THAT GIANT FUCKING MOSQUITO IS COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!!! 1.1325 0.03475 151 136 10 5
5783 So, I hear you make some pretty great red wine. What's your secret? 1.1321 0.02837 159 139 19 1
5784 Who wants h’ordeuvres? 1.1320 0.02522 197 172 24 1
5785 So how come you crawled back in here? 1.1319 0.02746 182 160 20 2
5786 Need a refill? 1.1319 0.02854 182 161 18 3
5787 The things they can do with cosmetic surgery! Isn't she such a trendsetter? 1.1317 0.02887 167 147 18 2
5788 A sommelier he is not, but he is gangly and doesnt charge much! 1.1316 0.02570 190 166 23 1
5789 Beware; two of those drinks will take you sky high 1.1314 0.02687 175 153 21 1
5790 It wasn't until my dear friend here, sucked my blood. Now I feel so light headed and itchy! 1.1314 0.02921 175 155 17 3
5791 Tell us more about this human blood cocktail of yours. 1.1314 0.02921 175 155 17 3
5792 After a hard day of labors, he too enjoys a drink 1.1314 0.02921 175 155 17 3
5793 It helps with my dance moves! 1.1314 0.02897 137 119 18 0
5794 How's life? Life on 8 legs is a bit more cumbersome. I envy you all. 1.1313 0.02957 160 141 17 2
5795 Um... yeah... i got nothing. 1.1311 0.02619 183 160 22 1
5796 No, zz..ank you. But, I will take a few olives on your way back around. 1.1310 0.02744 168 147 20 1
5797 Do You Think a Beautiful Wall Would Make for a Better Relationship 1.1310 0.02992 168 149 16 3
5798 I was just telling Ben how you stopped drinking martinis because they never fixed your olives on a toothpick. 1.1310 0.02871 168 148 18 2
5799 I'm his only Bloody Mary now, but it beats dieting. 1.1307 0.02791 176 155 19 2
5800 Drink up, Mary’s leaving soon. 1.1307 0.02905 176 156 17 3
5801 He's well house party-trained. 1.1304 0.02444 207 181 25 1
5802 Nothing much, what’s up with you?” “Kevin you legit tell that joke everything time. 1.1304 0.02606 184 161 22 1
5803 The gene vector made her prefer merlot to blood, but Brearly tuition almost killed us. 1.1304 0.03056 138 121 16 1
5804 Lets drink to me being free. 1.1302 0.02975 169 150 16 3
5805 Let me introduce Miss Davis. She sings on the Opry... 1.1302 0.02855 169 149 18 2
5806 This wine tastes a little off." "It's not wine, dummy." "Then what is it?" "Blood. 1.1302 0.02975 169 150 16 3
5807 What's the buzz, cuz? 1.1302 0.02728 169 148 20 1
5808 Let me introduce our new manager of corkscrews. 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
5809 And here we have an excellent example of "anopheles gigantica" 1.1299 0.03014 154 136 16 2
5810 Meet Mr. Bird. He’s pissmed-off that The New Yorker won’t keep him logged-in, too. 1.1299 0.03152 154 137 14 3
5811 Really? I always found Pam to be such a sweetheart 1.1299 0.02870 154 135 18 1
5812 Looks like a cold duck. 1.1297 0.02810 185 164 18 3
5813 Slim, I think you confused red wine with blood again. 1.1297 0.02593 185 162 22 1
5814 Rufus here is my domesticated exotic bird that loves buttery chardonnay... 1.1297 0.02704 185 163 20 2
5815 I can get you five more of these at half price if you have a membership. 1.1296 0.03174 162 145 13 4
5816 Yes Spidey dear, I'm sure it's organic. 1.1290 0.02996 155 137 16 2
5817 It's a '72, velvety, full-bodied red, and he blew a .25! 1.1290 0.02690 186 164 20 2
5818 Legs for miles, huh? 1.1290 0.02465 186 162 24 0
5819 I don't think you've met before 1.1288 0.02906 163 144 17 2
5820 sport drinking the spectator 1.1287 0.02568 171 149 22 0
5821 -I want to introduce you to my robot pet. - I know how your dog feels... 1.1285 0.02747 179 158 19 2
5822 Fresh from the runways of Paris fashion week, this is MOs-skee-toh darlings. 1.1285 0.02747 179 158 19 2
5823 A bird and a hand? 1.1285 0.03071 179 161 13 5
5824 I'd like to introduce you to Nick, he recently joined our quality control team. 1.1284 0.03074 148 131 15 2
5825 He's the Upper West Side Stork 1.1283 0.02782 187 166 18 3
5826 Isn't that a coincidence? These two doctors research infectious diseases of the blood. May I present to you the 'Skeeters. They flew in from Egypt last night. 1.1283 0.02884 187 167 16 4
5827 I'd like you to meet our new neighbor.....he's a retired obstetrician 1.1280 0.03137 164 147 13 4
5828 You might prefer the Champagne Flute glass, it holds the bubbles and the bugs better. 1.1280 0.02756 164 144 19 1
5829 Is that a red? 1.1280 0.03016 164 146 15 3
5830 Ironically, he prefers wine to creme de menthe. 1.1279 0.02684 172 151 20 1
5831 It's mosquito wine. 1.1278 0.02733 180 159 19 2
5832 And the tube worm appetizer? 1.1278 0.02733 180 159 19 2
5833 Well, something has to drink the Friexenet. 1.1274 0.02818 157 138 18 1
5834 Let me get you another glass. 1.1274 0.02818 157 138 18 1
5835 His doctor prescribed grass. 1.1273 0.02998 165 147 15 3
5836 This is the latest in dieting-regurgitated drinks. 1.1273 0.02998 165 147 15 3
5837 May I have your declining number? 1.1272 0.02910 173 154 16 3
5838 Here's my friend Gil Spider-Heron. He's looking for The Bottle. 1.1272 0.02910 173 154 16 3
5839 Sorry. Crashing like usual. 1.1272 0.02669 173 152 20 1
5840 Did someone order a vodka martini with Grey Goose? 1.1271 0.02718 181 160 19 2
5841 As your hosts, we do not accept tips. More pesticider? 1.1271 0.02603 181 159 21 1
5842 Always and only white wine, that's how! 1.1264 0.03007 174 156 14 4
5843 Oh! That's Spanish, right? 1.1259 0.03229 135 120 13 2
5844 Mom, Dad, I want you to meet my fiancé, Pete. 1.1258 0.03159 151 135 13 3
5845 She’s not contagious! 1.1258 0.02866 151 133 17 1
5846 plotless cartoon 1.1258 0.03057 159 142 14 3
5847 First hired as mixer, she became their star bartender. 1.1257 0.02573 167 146 21 0
5848 Harriet, these are the Pemberton Smiths. Now, I'm gonna go say hello to a couple new guests; I'll be right back. Rememer, Harriet -- you promised not to bite anyone tonite. 1.1257 0.02879 175 156 16 3
5849 A little bird just told me... 1.1257 0.02690 183 162 19 2
5850 Take that stinger and go back to the bar, you six-legged freak. 1.1257 0.02690 183 162 19 2
5851 Meet my fourth cousin once removed. 1.1250 0.02504 192 169 22 1
5852 Sorry to bug you, but are you free Friday night? 1.1250 0.02824 168 149 17 2
5853 Let’s drink to the soldiers! 1.1250 0.02998 152 135 15 2
5854 It's not that we're self-absorbed, virtue-signaling, sanctimonious liberals, but all the serious thinkers know for a fact that Trump is a big, bad meanie. 1.1250 0.03166 160 144 12 4
5855 He's too old to drink, but he likes to hold the glass for style. 1.1250 0.02344 200 175 25 0
5856 A tall beaker for my beak, please! 1.1250 0.02998 152 135 15 2
5857 Smells Like Teen Spirit" played backwards is "Yesterday 1.1250 0.02627 176 155 20 1
5858 So..why so down...you need to relax...maybe a beak-ectomy might help you 1.1243 0.02487 177 155 22 0
5859 they/them/their? Greg Stroupe Madison, WI 1.1237 0.02785 194 174 16 4
5860 It's not just about babies. 1.1236 0.02474 178 156 22 0
5861 Do you have a cocktail suction machine? 1.1235 0.02736 162 143 18 1
5862 This unit comes with a kid. 1.1234 0.02961 154 137 15 2
5863 And this is my friend Sam who just happily informed me that his web in the Hamptons is finally being Scotchgarded​. 1.1234 0.03235 154 139 11 4
5864 It's not a fancy bloody Mary, it's a blood meal! 1.1234 0.02814 154 136 17 1
5865 So who was asking about the tinny quality? 1.1230 0.02636 187 166 19 2
5866 Brian, Sue, meet Hybird Webweaver, she is of the amalgamation persuasion” 1.1229 0.02585 179 158 20 1
5867 It takes a stork to spot a pregnant woman before she even knows it 1.1229 0.02818 179 160 16 3
5868 and then I said, "dude, you're buggin'!" 1.1228 0.03015 171 154 13 4
5869 Congratulaions on your election as a member of our mosquito abatement committee. "Thank you for speaking to our group on the latest trends in mosquito abatement." 1.1228 0.02777 171 152 17 2
5870 thanks, but the Martini is back. 1.1228 0.02650 171 151 19 1
5871 Okurrrrrrrr! 1.1227 0.02986 163 146 14 3
5872 I like a glass of merlot with my meal” 1.1222 0.02572 180 159 20 1
5873 And what's the name of your webseries? 1.1222 0.02690 180 160 18 2
5874 I keep promising myself that I’ll never fly coach again, and then these last minute deals come up that I just can’t turn down. 1.1222 0.02690 180 160 18 2
5875 He's in charge of Grounds Security. 1.1221 0.02504 172 151 21 0
5876 With a judge who would really like cocktails, I think you should win a lawsuit against your parents 1.1220 0.02840 164 146 16 2
5877 I picked this up at an antique shop. I hate to drink alone. 1.1220 0.02840 164 146 16 2
5878 We should get a picture with him and post it on Facebook. After all, he is a new neighbor. 1.1218 0.02925 156 139 15 2
5879 How is that house Malaria-Stinger on the rocks? 1.1215 0.02896 181 163 14 4
5880 Weve been asked to provide a holistic environment 1.1215 0.02558 181 160 20 1
5881 Fill 'er up. 1.1215 0.02558 181 160 20 1
5882 Buzzy, I’d like you to meet my friends Moss and Keto. 1.1214 0.02747 173 154 17 2
5883 Now I’ll give you the birds eye view. 1.1214 0.02747 173 154 17 2
5884 You all ready? 1.1212 0.02690 165 146 18 1
5885 Sorry you have to drink red, next time you come I’ll make sure the barman knows how to make a Human, straight up, without ice. 1.1212 0.03074 165 149 12 4
5886 And how have you been enjoying your visit to our century? 1.1212 0.02952 165 148 14 3
5887 So you agree, wine IS better than water? 1.1211 0.02702 190 170 17 3
5888 Meet Jeff; a lot of people say he's synonymous with malaria. 1.1210 0.03044 157 141 13 3
5889 Careful- she's quite the sponge ! 1.1210 0.03044 157 141 13 3
5890 Hand me over your olive or else. 1.1210 0.02907 157 140 15 2
5891 Aunt Etta, hope you enjoy your Grasshopper cockatiel. 1.1210 0.02763 157 139 17 1
5892 Sure, we can switch glasses. 1.1210 0.02763 157 139 17 1
5893 I never expected to find myself in one of Aesop’s fables. 1.1209 0.02881 182 164 14 4
5894 Let's toast to me. I'm the stork that brought you. 1.1207 0.02732 174 155 17 2
5895 Et tu Brute! 1.1205 0.02674 166 147 18 1
5896 What? You're tired of honey? 1.1203 0.02596 158 139 19 0
5897 Guys, meet my new friend Rob. 1.1203 0.02890 158 141 15 2
5898 So, this Halloween, you're Mosquito Man. 1.1202 0.02532 183 162 20 1
5899 You didn256417-6483-4127-b78d-e7d229832896.becef273-3216-4387-85fa-cb609ccc83f2.15513 1.1198 0.02792 167 149 16 2
5900 What ho, apothecary? 1.1197 0.02911 142 126 15 1
5901 He was a handsome dog when he was younger. 1.1196 0.02745 184 165 16 3
5902 Medical science? Oh, yeah -that straw problem. Well, yes...I guess we could try that. 1.1195 0.02581 159 140 19 0
5903 I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Red Bump. 1.1193 0.02702 176 157 17 2
5904 Thank you but I cannot bob unless you lower the liquid. 1.1192 0.02808 151 134 16 1
5905 This is my acting teacher, Samsa Adler. 1.1190 0.02776 168 150 16 2
5906 Oh, meet my husband Eric 1.1190 0.02901 168 151 14 3
5907 Look at you guys! Like three legs on a bird! 1.1189 0.02731 185 166 16 3
5908 Feed him? Easy, we just don't flush the toilet very often. 1.1189 0.02892 143 127 15 1
5909 Please tell us about your thesis on humans being linked to strange creatures. 1.1187 0.02990 160 144 13 3
5910 Have some bug juice, Bugdeira, my dear. 1.1187 0.02565 160 141 19 0
5911 Twiggy, you look even better! 1.1184 0.02790 152 135 16 1
5912 And what is the vintage on him? 1.1183 0.02630 169 150 18 1
5913 How about a little poka martinis right about there? 1.1180 0.02972 161 145 13 3
5914 If you replaced the malaria with a shot of cabernet,you'd steal the vape shot business and make a few more friends! 1.1180 0.02674 178 159 17 2
5915 My son's going to Princeton, and yours? 1.1179 0.02636 195 175 17 3
5916 My daughter needs to warn you, that wine come with birth control. 1.1176 0.02924 153 137 14 2
5917 She's related to my aunt. 1.1176 0.02773 153 136 16 1
5918 Why did you skimp on the mint leaves and lime juice? 1.1176 0.02615 170 151 18 1
5919 Actually every time I have flown there the leg room was fine. Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1169 0.03048 154 139 12 3
5920 So, do y’all come here often? 1.1167 0.02760 180 162 15 3
5921 I hated when I ex kept told me to "bug off"! 1.1167 0.02646 180 161 17 2
5922 Hand it over and keep em coming We will end up lit for half the cost... 1.1166 0.02521 163 144 19 0
5923 Thanks I could use it I take a 54 long 1.1161 0.02888 155 139 14 2
5924 Our guest last week was a giant fly. 1.1161 0.03030 155 140 12 3
5925 The drinks are getting more and more exotic, ever since Colombia started offering its MS in Mixology.” 1.1160 0.02512 181 161 19 1
5926 Have you met Polly? She works in hedge funds - don't you? 1.1160 0.02512 181 161 19 1
5927 Daddy, I'd like you to meet Janet Gaynor and Warner Baxter. 1.1160 0.02746 181 163 15 3
5928 No worry. Next time you can win an Oscar for the best insect actor. 1.1156 0.02572 173 154 18 1
5929 Cheers, Lenny! 1.1156 0.02572 173 154 18 1
5930 Ooga booga!!! Where the pregnant bitches at?!?!?! 1.1154 0.02499 182 162 19 1
5931 Please, let me hold your drink. You’re clearly off kilter. 1.1154 0.02618 182 163 17 2
5932 You're not overstaying your welcome. 1.1152 0.02432 191 170 20 1
5933 Don't worry, he's Toxorhynchites. 1.1152 0.02637 165 147 17 1
5934 “Haven’t you had enough?”—ElizabethSabagh, Manhattan” 1.1152 0.02773 165 148 15 2
5935 And that’s how I came to host this political fundraiser... 1.1146 0.02853 157 141 14 2
5936 Warning:”It Has a Life Altering Drug.” 1.1146 0.02530 192 172 18 2
5937 Now, now. You both have a thing for nectar. 1.1143 0.02791 175 158 14 3
5938 I'd have invited more guests if I had known I would receive such capable service. 1.1141 0.02350 184 163 21 0
5939 He’s far too refined for a long neck. 1.1138 0.02465 167 148 19 0
5940 Hmmm...Are we really birds of a feather, I wonder? 1.1132 0.02521 159 141 18 0
5941 These blood-infused cocktails are delicious! 1.1132 0.03088 159 145 10 4
5942 He knows that I’m not driving. 1.1131 0.02726 168 151 15 2
5943 It’s a “no red wine on white couch” household 1.1131 0.02976 168 153 11 4
5944 We still have a no host bar the open blood bar is in the second class majority. 1.1131 0.02854 168 152 13 3
5945 This is our best attempt at inoculating our kids and god help us that it doesn't hurt. 1.1131 0.02726 168 151 15 2
5946 In Minnesota, we server pesky mosquitoes hemoglobin cocktails, during our soirees purely for the benefit of our invited quests. 1.1131 0.02592 168 150 17 1
5947 The keynote address was inspiring. Pass me the Polysporin. 1.1131 0.02854 168 152 13 3
5948 Must you put your nose into each of our arms? 1.1128 0.02385 195 174 20 1
5949 Very civilized for the world’s deadliest animals. 1.1127 0.02844 142 127 14 1
5950 Don't blame me ! This is what happens when you minimize global warming! I have a "Chernobyl Like" appetite for blood wine... 1.1124 0.02628 178 160 16 2
5951 "I'm normally a six fisted drinker, but they seemed to have run out of nectar. 1.1119 0.02995 143 129 12 2
5952 Ambrosia...is that a region or a varietal? 1.1119 0.02645 143 127 16 0
5953 She’s Alexa on steroids 1.1118 0.02729 152 136 15 1
5954 The escargot are exquisite 1.1118 0.02696 170 153 15 2
5955 Definitely more civilized! 1.1111 0.02627 162 145 16 1
5956 Is this better than camp bug juice or Navy bug juice? 1.1111 0.02410 171 152 19 0
5957 '"IT'S A NEW DRINK CALLED "THE STORK" 1.1111 0.02681 171 154 15 2
5958 I've always preferred red. Paul Dyer, San Francisco, CA 1.1111 0.02600 180 162 16 2
5959 I must admit this B Negative afterbirth is growing on me. 1.1111 0.02769 162 146 14 2
5960 I think I will get legless before you 1.1105 0.02281 190 169 21 0
5961 He says that of particular interest to you two and little Jeremy would be how CRISPR could turn off the gene for homely. 1.1105 0.02465 181 162 18 1
5962 Drink up!!!! 1.1105 0.02535 172 154 17 1
5963 Sorry, but we have an insects prohibition. 1.1104 0.02462 163 145 18 0
5964 Its a straw.. his lips didn't fall off. 1.1104 0.02849 154 139 13 2
5965 Huffy Of course, our Co-op diversity, equity and inclusion guidelines would be meaningless without admitting arachnid 1.1104 0.02696 154 138 15 1
5966 Fred and I play Pickleball on Thursday’s. 1.1099 0.02452 182 163 18 1
5967 They usually get antsy when dinner is served past seven, but let me tell what my cats did to register their annoyance last night. 1.1097 0.02976 155 141 11 3
5968 Instead of a Cabernet,I would think your loyalty would have for "Grey Goose" on the rocks! 1.1095 0.02523 201 182 16 3
5969 Meet New York's preeminent, long-legged, high-flying aerial stork! She personally delivers all tweets to and fro the Tower! 1.1093 0.02439 183 164 18 1
5970 How’s your drink? 1.1092 0.02637 174 157 15 2
5971 Jeers to that! 1.1088 0.02752 147 132 14 1
5972 But have you tried Bumble? 1.1088 0.02685 193 176 13 4
5973 We’re gonna have one more back at my place — joining? 1.1081 0.02414 185 166 18 1
5974 i never drink and drive 1.1081 0.02646 185 168 14 3
5975 I’d expect a bird brain to be smarter than that. 1.1081 0.02414 185 166 18 1
5976 So you were the inspiration behind Coravin? 1.1080 0.02480 176 158 17 1
5977 Why are you looking at me like I’ve got a chicken on my head? 1.1080 0.02480 176 158 17 1
5978 everyone chirps away about our wines, but with her...crickets! 1.1078 0.02552 167 150 16 1
5979 You don't have to wonder where to put the cocktail sticks and you can hold a drink in both hands. 1.1073 0.02467 177 159 17 1
5980 I'm sorry, we're out of beer. 1.1069 0.02763 159 144 13 2
5981 You think you're fucking special phil? We sip blood 'cause it makes us horny. You're not nearly as quirky as us, phil 1.1065 0.02912 169 155 10 4
5982 Yes, my name is Mary...but it’s kist creepy that you want to toast me with a Bloody Mary! 1.1062 0.02444 160 143 17 0
5983 So Jussie Smollet hired you? 1.1061 0.02800 179 164 11 4
5984 Even evil an dictator Needs love 1.1061 0.02441 179 161 17 1
5985 I consider myself to be “Q” - as in “questioning” 1.1056 0.02775 142 128 13 1
5986 Care for some blood? I heard it's good for your heart. 1.1056 0.02428 180 162 17 1
5987 Hopefully this will help your cafard. 1.1049 0.02714 162 147 13 2
5988 This is my husband's Mama Longlegs. We live in the cellar, of course, but she enjoys these dinner parties we have. 1.1047 0.02742 172 157 12 3
5989 I am here to alert you, storks are about to be extinct unless you start making babies again. 1.1047 0.02482 172 155 16 1
5990 What goes around comes around, Pencil Dick, and a vampire, oh, excuse me, mosquito ambush, can drive one to the brink of insanity. 1.1046 0.02807 153 139 12 2
5991 May I present: 5 Ways. 1.1044 0.02526 182 165 15 2
5992 Just a wee bit of alcohol will make him his bites much more enjoyable! 1.1043 0.02554 163 147 15 1
5993 What type of drink do you enjoy? 1.1038 0.02390 183 165 17 1
5994 No, I said 3 or 4 olives. Note: please underline the word "or." 1.1038 0.02513 183 166 15 2
5995 You are millions now? I'm shorting Wine Bottle Cork Companies 1.1038 0.02261 183 164 19 0
5996 Maybe a bloody mary was too soon... 1.1034 0.02455 174 157 16 1
5997 Oh, I'm sorry darling. I knew you wanted it stirred, not shaken. 1.1034 0.02538 145 130 15 0
5998 And now on to the 1981 Utica vintage. 1.1029 0.02697 175 160 12 3
5999 So I said ‘why don’t we all wear shoes inside? So the carpet gets dirty no one dies.’ 1.1023 0.02428 176 159 16 1
6000 Let's ask this grasshopper what to call this drink. 1.1018 0.02496 167 151 15 1
6001 EVEN BEFORE WE START HE WOULD FINISH IT BY HIS BEAK 1.1014 0.02489 148 133 15 0
6002 No, the drink may be red, but that's NOT cranberry juice in my cosmopolitan. 1.1012 0.02621 168 153 13 2
6003 hey are you holding? 1.1006 0.02468 169 153 15 1
6004 Was blood sucking a part of your internship description? 1.1000 0.02633 150 136 13 1
6005 Yes, but occasionally she flops over. 1.1000 0.02723 170 156 11 3
6006 Sparrow me your wine puns. 1.1000 0.02539 160 145 14 1
6007 This is my dear friend Sucker. She’ll be drinking blood instead of wine tonight. Care to donate? 1.1000 0.02592 170 155 13 2
6008 You really amuse me with your jokes at this party!" 1.0994 0.02295 171 154 17 0
6009 Darling, you remember all that mid-century modern on Central Park West. 1.0994 0.02365 161 145 16 0
6010 I can tell you're not very impressed with the business I'm running 1.0988 0.02427 172 156 15 1
6011 My Bobby also thought there was nothing wrong with giving me a diamond. 1.0988 0.02427 172 156 15 1
6012 Now don't you find wine a friendlier social lubricant, Dracula? 1.0987 0.02427 152 137 15 0
6013 I hope you can handle this exotic mesquite consisting of larvae. 1.0984 0.02150 193 174 19 0
6014 Susan really sucked the fun out of the party when she started mentioning her foot fungus. 1.0983 0.02270 173 156 17 0
6015 Yes, she's a mosquito and yes, it's Egri Bikaver. 1.0977 0.02400 174 158 15 1
6016 He prefers to be called 'Jimmo.' 1.0974 0.02728 154 141 11 2
6017 They're here for a few drinks and a quick blood transfusion before having to drive home. 1.0974 0.02568 154 140 13 1
6018 He is known as the cock-tail, and he is invited to all the best parties. 1.0971 0.02387 175 159 15 1
6019 but this time it's with no planes and all trains! 1.0971 0.02648 175 161 11 3
6020 Now don't stare, it's rude. Even if tank tops went out of fashion in the 80s! 1.0968 0.02303 186 169 16 1
6021 Have you heard of that disease called malaria? Ive heard its killing millions. 1.0964 0.02298 166 150 16 0
6022 Suggest this for replacement. 1.0962 0.02368 156 141 15 0
6023 He's like that when the wine's gone sour! 1.0955 0.02678 157 144 11 2
6024 Our sex-ed counsellor helps young kids adjust to their new reality. 1.0955 0.02678 157 144 11 2
6025 Please hold your applause 1.0944 0.02453 180 165 13 2
6026 I’d like to introduce you to my friend Belle, I met her in fourth grade. 1.0941 0.02537 170 156 12 2
6027 I expected you to be more of tiki drink kind of gal. 1.0932 0.02461 161 147 13 1
6028 The Bloody Mary use to be his drink of choice— now he prefers bulls blood wine. As Don Ho use to say it’s “suck ‘em up time”! 1.0927 0.02368 151 137 14 0
6029 Harold's just a tippler. 1.0927 0.02368 151 137 14 0
6030 How was your the Twilight casting? 1.0926 0.02284 162 147 15 0
6031 Stop bugging me about your problems. It's not my fault that you don't have great taste." 1.0925 0.02356 173 158 14 1
6032 I prefer my nectar fermented to perfection. 1.0919 0.02390 185 170 13 2
6033 want a drink 1.0918 0.02191 196 179 16 1
6034 May I introduce you to Mr. Blood Sucker Susan Elwood Monterey California 1.0904 0.02232 166 151 15 0
6035 Georgina: “what did you think of the preforma 1.0903 0.02485 155 142 12 1
6036 Edward, this is my lover, Laura. 1.0899 0.02427 178 164 12 2
6037 Blood of Christ 1.0897 0.02469 156 143 12 1
6038 I am the light I am the way. 1.0895 0.02206 190 174 15 1
6039 True, sometimes a proboscis is just a proboscis, but I can't think of a ton of proboscides that wrinkled my cervix last night. 1.0892 0.02454 157 144 12 1
6040 Stork Swizzlesticks, at your service. 1.0888 0.02495 169 156 11 2
6041 Don't you love it when we can get together and discuss the meaning of life? How about those Mets! 1.0888 0.02349 169 155 13 1
6042 When I said you should wet your beak more often if you wanted to hang out with us, I didn't mean in my drink. 1.0882 0.02182 170 155 15 0
6043 STIR OR SHAKED!! 1.0882 0.02480 170 157 11 2
6044 It was the last one! 1.0875 0.02241 160 146 14 0
6045 Hey! Order your own. 1.0864 0.02214 162 148 14 0
6046 Some things in life are just not fair!! 1.0859 0.02201 163 149 14 0
6047 And then the Blackman says to the rabbit..... 1.0855 0.02276 152 139 13 0
6048 Wow, now that’s what I call excellent service albeit I am still trying to finish my martini. Perhaps a bit later I will be ready for a shot of red wine, so please hang in there until I am finished with my martini. 1.0843 0.02326 166 153 12 1
6049 Yo, check this freak out. I bring him to parties to show him off like a pet, even though he has the I.Q. of a 30-year-old PhD candidate. He is like a slave to me. 1.0843 0.02235 178 164 13 1
6050 Renwald's,meet the King of the Bird Flew 1.0839 0.02327 143 131 12 0
6051 No DEET on arrival! We 1.0823 0.02534 158 147 9 2
6052 At the Forest Preserve Swamp Sale. And we got a free bin of rodents, which he just loves... watch! C'mon Little Teddy... Franklin named him, carry a big stick and all that ..., show them how you gobble these up. 1.0819 0.02547 171 160 8 3
6053 May I please have a glass of wine? I am very thirsty 1.0811 0.02447 148 137 10 1
6054 And for the next round, a tall glass of water. 1.0811 0.02153 185 171 13 1
6055 Like you, Marcy: Frankie prefers Pinot Noir to the hard stuff. 1.0807 0.02327 161 149 11 1
6056 you wanted a birdie, you got a mulligan 1.0805 0.02068 174 160 14 0
6057 When life gives you lemons, make a bird 1.0783 0.02092 166 153 13 0
6058 It's a socially friendly showing I bring out from time to time. I call it the Stephen King of creeps. 1.0782 0.02013 179 165 14 0
6059 Do you a shower or a tub? 1.0751 0.02171 173 161 11 1
6060 Don't be silly, of course I'll take a peak. 1.0726 0.02245 179 168 9 2
6061 Jim, Sally... I want you to meet... Jim: We know who this is... Sally: We know who YOU are! 1.0723 0.02016 166 154 12 0
6062 There is always room for our exterminating company to grow. Hey, I...uh... got to go I'll bug you later! 1.0710 0.02263 155 145 9 1
6063 Bill's our psychic for the evening. 1.0706 0.02297 170 160 8 2
6064 I as your point, but I’m not unsympathetic to the Joneses’ concerns. 1.0641 0.02167 156 147 8 1
6065 Dowse is less predictable when it's holding. 1.0621 0.01908 161 151 10 0
6066 Bob, Judy, this is my brother, Greg. He hasn't been himself since he quit his dreary job in sales. Would you like to hear me play something on my violin? 1.0617 0.02089 162 153 8 1
6067 Don’t stick your beak into it, your Too big for your britches anyway! 1.0595 0.01831 168 158 10 0
6068 This is my new boyfriend 1.0570 0.02056 158 150 7 1
6069 It's important that we be late. 1.0552 0.01703 181 171 10 0
6070 We just hit ‘delete’ to get rid of his poop. 1.0536 0.01742 168 159 9 0
6071 I'm dumb lit, this martini got me mad crunk, daves a fuckin praying mantis, got damn... dj blow my speakers up tonight.... 1.0529 0.01633 189 179 10 0